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11:00 <Bastardly_One> he walked me over and introduced me and later I was just bumming around
11:00 <Saemon> oh yeah
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and walking past them at a poker table and got asked to play if I had the cash (wish I did)
12:00 <Bastardly_One> so I did
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lost ... which I took hard
12:00 <Saemon> hahaha
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I consider myself pretty good at texas hold 'em
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <Saemon> have u met vince?
13:00 <simba> looool
13:00 <Bastardly_One> we've shook hands ... no choice but to of met when you consider the old man and the Jerry connection
13:00 <simba> u actually call them by their wrestling names 
13:00 <simba> like you cant really meet their personas
13:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151719715777624&set=vb.586482623&type=2&theater
13:00 <Bastardly_One> he just seems like any other boss to me 
14:00 <Saemon> oh uh *haterbating is in session*
14:00 <Saemon> uh oh *haterbating is in session*
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris Benoit still stands out as one of the nicest
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and Eddie Gurerro
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but my favourite ever ever convo was with the Edge
14:00 <Saemon> yeah thats so sad about the whole beniot thing
15:00 <Saemon> apparently he was such a good bloke
15:00 <Saemon> whatever really happened that night in that home
15:00 <simba> ~~haVe U mEt HhH~~*
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Rick Flair is really like his career persona unfortunately
15:00 <Saemon> the world will never know
15:00 <Saemon> lol i can imagine that about flair hahaha
15:00 <Bastardly_One> walked through the hotel shouting WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I am fucking serious
15:00 <Bastardly_One> off his tits
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yelling WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
16:00 <Saemon> did u hear about the plane ride from hell that happened in 2002 i think?
16:00 <Excessive> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1504086_919082401454547_3708223290763969736_n.jpg
16:00 <Saemon> flair was naked drunk on the flight
16:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if anyone cammed that 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:00 <Bastardly_One> actually I don't
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd be a horror show
17:00 <Excessive> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/1391622_620225021362406_1259402030_n.jpg
17:00 <Saemon> i wonder what happned there cuz everyone was goin nuts
17:00 <Bastardly_One> here's someone I've met you might forget
17:00 <Bastardly_One> D-Von
18:00 <Bastardly_One> as in the Dudleys
18:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
18:00 <Saemon> lesnar and mr perfect was wrestling eachother on the ground, 
18:00 <Saemon> even mr macmahon was having a wrelting contest with kurt angle on the flight
18:00 <Bastardly_One> men with strength pissed on a plane
19:00 <Bastardly_One> what's to think about?
19:00 <Saemon> which woke taker up, and he thought kurt was legitaately attacking vince, so he grabbed angle in a headlock
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I should say, meatheads on planes
19:00 <Saemon> ah i havent forgotton d-von
19:00 <Excessive> ye fckn stop the meathead talk already :P
19:00 <Saemon> but hes meh to me never been a fan
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I loved that team
21:00 <Saemon> did u follow them on tna?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
21:00 <Saemon> and whoaa...hold on a sec
21:00 <Bastardly_One> even though it was hard to watch because it was TNA
21:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that program is so poor
22:00 <Saemon> so takers streak has ended....does this mean its no more sting vs taker then??
22:00 <Saemon> cuz apparently thats gona take place at next yrs mania
23:00 <Bastardly_One> after the money they spent on this one
23:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck knows
23:00 <Bastardly_One> too far ahead for me personally to know 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> they're written approx 6mths ahead
23:00 <Saemon> its gona be a trainwreck though based on takers performance in this yrs match
23:00 <Saemon> u could hear him grunting with so much effort lifting brock up
23:00 <Bastardly_One> or used to be ... now days it looks like about 3mths ahead
23:00 <Saemon> and sting is around 5-7 yrs older than taker
24:00 <Bastardly_One> his hips have been fucked for years
24:00 <Excessive> I'mnah havah spliff
24:00 <Saemon> who? taker?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I've followed him since he started as Mark Callahan his real name
24:00 <Bastardly_One> then Mark Callus
24:00 <Bastardly_One> then Master of Pain
24:00 <Excessive> mabbe it'll make me a bit more forgivin fo readin wat uz r typin
24:00 <Bastardly_One> then the Taker
24:00 <simba> wat r uz typin
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... his hips have been screwed for years
25:00 <Saemon> i heard that he adopted the last ride as his finisher because doing the tombstone hurts his knees too much
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
25:00 <Bastardly_One> as opposed to the top rope walk finisher
26:00 <Saemon> and is it just me Bastardly_One, or do u think in his match with lesner at mania, there were certainly some stiff shots going on?
27:00 <Saemon> and i got the feeling that taker simply didnt have enough strength to really give brock some stiffs back
29:00 <Saemon> have u seen takers son?
29:00 <Saemon> looks exactly like him
29:00 <Saemon> and also a 6 ft plus dude
29:00 <Bastardly_One> more like why play your hardest when you know you're going to lose IMO
29:00 <Saemon> maybe he could be the next undertaker
30:00 <Bastardly_One> depends if he wishes to continue the legacy so to speak
30:00 <Excessive> wonder wat kindah moves these wrestlers would make in a porno if one had any idea doin one as such .......... "grabs her in a head lock ......... fcks her from behind"
30:00 <Saemon> if he does, it would be perfect
30:00 <Bastardly_One> been done :P
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> you two make night time shit
30:00 <Saemon> whos doen it?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> chnyna and HBK 
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> get the fuck off the internet!
31:00 <Bastardly_One> one night in chyna
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> rabble rabble
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> soz
31:00 <Bastardly_One> am serious
31:00 <Saemon> has hbk did porn?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I just fucking told you
31:00 <Saemon> wth
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> YOU NEVER CHAT
31:00 <Saemon> what is it called?
31:00 <PietSAbabe> ITS COS IM SO SEXY OK
32:00 <Saemon> hbk...shawn michales, he wasnt in one night in chyna....
32:00 <Maurice> Yeah you're not
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> and the night gets interesting
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
32:00 <Saemon> it was chyna and x-pac
32:00 <PietSAbabe> go get a females name
32:00 <Bastardly_One> 1 Night in China is a pornographic movie featuring professional wrestling personalities Sean Waltman and Joanie Laurer,[1] which was released by Red Light District Video in 2004. While Waltman and Laurer were engaged at the time they filmed the movie, they broke up before it was released. Laurer has made several pornographic films since, beginning with Another Night in China in 2009, which 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> is considered to be a sequel to 1 Night in China.
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> !ping
32:00 <Maurice> Thats a rude thing to tell PandasDontDrive.
33:00 <Saemon> well you said hbk b1
33:00 <Saemon> dont confuse me like that
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I did .. I got shaun and sean mixed up
33:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't care half as much as you do 
33:00 <Saemon> hbk is one of my favs i dont like the idea of him being cheapened in porn
33:00 <Bastardly_One> it's entertainment to me ... not a religion
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> I got "Please do not continue to masturbate during this Disney movie" wrong
34:00 <Saemon> <Bastardly_One> more like why play your hardest when you know you're going to lose IMO
35:00 <Saemon> thats sorta like the lesnar vs goldberg match at wresltemania 20
35:00 <Bastardly_One> The movie features scenes of Laurer and Waltman taking a guided tour of China, intercut with footage of the pair participating in explicit anal, vaginal, and oral sex acts, with special emphasis on an anal sex scene, which serves as the climax of the film. Waltman appears to be under the influence of marijuana during much of the film, something which he later admitted to in an interview
35:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha @ that 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never seen it 
35:00 <Saemon> it was terrible
35:00 <Bastardly_One> not that match
35:00 <Saemon> it was like a 10 min match
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> turruble
35:00 <Bastardly_One> the porn
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> dogs pissing and shitting
35:00 <Saemon> 7 mins spent in locking eachther 
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> and this fucking thunderstorm
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen all the manias at least on vid
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> it was turruble
35:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fucking great
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that cunt has a thunderstorm
36:00 <Bastardly_One> means more rain for me tomorrow
36:00 <Bastardly_One> or the day after
36:00 <Saemon> best part of the goldberg v lesnar match was when austin gave them stunners
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> yep big thunderstorm in adels atm
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> HURRUBLE
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> dunno how to live anymore its so turrubly hurruble
37:00 <Bastardly_One> change the tune wheels
37:00 <Bastardly_One> even I'm getting bored
37:00 <Saemon> wat else is there to talk about?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lots
38:00 <Saemon> well wanna tlak about the lastest ep of game of thrones?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> right now I'm asking my Engish friend if he really wants to pay up on the bet I made with him
38:00 <Bastardly_One> he's having a hard week and I know it 
38:00 <Saemon> what was the bet?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> but he's being a good sport and wanting to
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Liverpool Vs Man City game
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a Liverpool supporter and said 3 - 1
39:00 <Bastardly_One> turned out 3 - 2
39:00 <Bastardly_One> so I made 20 pounds
39:00 <Saemon> by engish do u mean english? and if u meant english, is he like, just a person who speaks english, or is he like, british?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> like a northerner grimy scumbag
40:00 <Bastardly_One> so I mean English
40:00 <Saemon> lol thats like peter gallaher
40:00 <Saemon> from shameless
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> OH GOSH ALL THIS RAIN 
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> HURRUBLE
41:00 <Bastardly_One> My friend is the only guy I know
41:00 <Bastardly_One> who has got eyebrows as bushy as mine 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and I love giving him shit about his almost monobrow
41:00 <Bastardly_One> good bloke ... My personal IT help desk the poor cunt
41:00 <Bastardly_One> been chatting to me for 15 yrs at the other place I chat
42:00 <Saemon> wow
42:00 <Saemon> have u guys ever met in person?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> nearly when I was in London for 2 weeks
42:00 <Excessive> [01:41] <Bastardly_One> good bloke ... My personal IT help desk the poor cunt
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but he couldn't make it down
42:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shut up, he gets it 50 times more than you ever do Excessive
42:00 <Saemon> well make sure yous get to meet
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris, how do you do this? Chris how do you do that?
43:00 <Saemon> at least once before your lives are up
43:00 <Bastardly_One> he was pretty cunted he couldn't come down
43:00 <Saemon> a bond of 15 yrs is pretty damn cool
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I met all the other English people in that chat
43:00 <Bastardly_One> but he couldn't get a day off work for 32 days straight
43:00 <Saemon> why didnt he just pull a sickie?
43:00 <Saemon> all u need is a doc cert
44:00 <Excessive> GETS WAT¿
44:00 <Bastardly_One> hard to when you're always in team leadership positions 
44:00 <Saemon> ah ic
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno what's even easier to get? a cert cert'n you as a doc to give people certs
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> so easy
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> so simple
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive, he gets more IT questions off me in a day than you would in a month 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> the poor cunt
44:00 <Saemon> i guess thats the price for being in a role of higher responsiblility
45:00 <Saemon> u cant get away with as much stuff
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and he lives with his fucking dad
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and spends all his high wages on gadgets
45:00 <Bastardly_One> pisses me right off
45:00 <Saemon> hrm maybe he takes care of his dad coz his dad is old?
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> why
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> should be happy for him
45:00 <Bastardly_One> he's looking after his dad since his mum died ... yep
46:00 <Saemon> thats an admirable thing
46:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, not when he brags all the time about the best gadgets
46:00 <Bastardly_One> if you like gadgets there's a bit of envy 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> friendly envy
46:00 <Saemon> ah ic haha
46:00 <Bastardly_One> not negative envy
46:00 <Excessive> fckn thnk god u don't msg every day then!
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont get that
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> shrug
46:00 <Bastardly_One> he got one of those new samsung watches
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> if you want something bad enough, you'll get it
47:00 <Bastardly_One> because he can 
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> you just gotta pull that old ladies stocking over your head and rob that bank!
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and two new phones because he couldn't decide on the Galaxy 4
47:00 <Saemon> envy is one of the 10 commantments
47:00 <Bastardly_One> or the new HTC
47:00 <Saemon> thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wife
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> that reminds me i gotta get a new phone
47:00 <Bastardly_One> the bastard has every gadget you can think of
47:00 <Bastardly_One> then gets bored with them and sells them on ebay
47:00 <Bastardly_One> like, send them to me!
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> n spend fucking 70 dollars on premium bf4 today :/
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> 70 ffs
48:00 <Saemon> wat sort of gadgets are u talking about?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I saw that 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and laughed Pandas
48:00 <Saemon> ipads, tablets etc?
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn lame huh
48:00 <Bastardly_One> all of you BF addicts will pay it too
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah wheels
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha yer
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> well I must make poop
48:00 <Saemon> its probably a mental condition that he has
49:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
49:00 <Saemon> a ocd impulsion to purchase every new gadget
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he's just a geek that can afford to do so 
49:00 <Saemon> similr to hoarding
49:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yet he sells what he doesn't use
49:00 <Saemon> yeah so he just needs to buy them
49:00 <Excessive> at a loss?
49:00 <Saemon> and then sell them off
49:00 <Bastardly_One> at almost cost price ... so he only loses a bit 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> not very much at all 
49:00 <Saemon> and buys new ones again when they come out
50:00 <Saemon> thats not normal behaviour
50:00 <Bastardly_One> not everything naturally
50:00 <Bastardly_One> but most things for sure
50:00 <Saemon> normal ppl buy stuff andf use it and keep it
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't believe he finally got an ipad
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that shocked me ... why?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> because he felt like it 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> wish I could just do that ... I want an alienware laptop
50:00 <Bastardly_One> this cunt could go get two tomorrow if he wanted
51:00 <Saemon> sounds like he's rich
51:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
51:00 <Bastardly_One> just has nothing to spend his money on except himself
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I told you he technically lives at home
52:00 <Saemon> how old he is he?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had a brain fart in adding up
52:00 <Saemon> they way he lives its sounds like he's 15 
52:00 <Saemon> lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> wow, I always think of him as older
52:00 <Bastardly_One> than what I just worked him out to be 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> 32
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought he was Excessive's age
53:00 <Saemon> wow thats still pretty young
53:00 <Bastardly_One> the other end of 30
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I just added up how old he was when I met him and added 15
53:00 <Sponge> where's bass?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and he was 17 when I met him 
54:00 <Saemon> so u were like 29 when u met him?
54:00 <Saemon> did it feel abit weird?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1185369_418873934885344_1094518157_n.jpg
55:00 <Bastardly_One> oops wrong window but hahahahahahaha
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was old in that chat once ... now I'm average age
55:00 <Bastardly_One> it's weird ... a lot of us have grown up together over it 
56:00 <Saemon> yea i see what u mean
56:00 <Maurice> Everyone needs to see this https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/1001939_10152387725330844_207918204179129559_n.jpg
56:00 <Bastardly_One> it's mostly American with the odd UK and European and Aussie
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you need to see that accident Maurice ;)
56:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwww
56:00 <Bastardly_One> she just woke up?
56:00 <Saemon> ok well im gona finish watchin the post mania raw :P
56:00 <Saemon> bbl
57:00 <Bastardly_One> thank fuck for that 
57:00 <Saemon> wha?
57:00 <Maurice> We were fighting and she froze and I looked down to see she was snoozing https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/l/t1.0-9/1186207_10152387441990844_4395582376040924685_n.jpg
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I got sick of talking wrestling and rubbish :P
57:00 <Maurice> And no, she was stalking me behind my head
57:00 <Saemon> i thought we were getting along quite alright just now b1
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm in a political mood
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
57:00 <Maurice> Ended up eating my hair
57:00 <Saemon> hehe i see
58:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahaha Maurice
58:00 <Saemon> :P
58:00 <Bastardly_One> that cracks me up when they suddenly do shit like that 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but falling asleep mid fight is funny as
58:00 <Maurice> Shes been fucking insane
58:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya 
58:00 <Excessive> wat kindah politics?
58:00 <Maurice> She stalked me earlier, I made a claw with hand and she fell over then ran into the footstool
59:00 <Bastardly_One> female kittens are amazing ninja terrorists
59:00 <Maurice> I see her coming, but it's funny when I fight back
59:00 <Maurice> She does silly hopping moves
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you know they have an organisation called the Al-Kitteh right?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> don't fuck with her too hard or she'll get the sleeper cell in action
59:00 <Excessive> lmao
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and suddenly you will own another cat
00:00 <Bastardly_One> that is the plant
00:00 <Maurice> I WANT another cat
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and you're fucked!
00:00 <Bastardly_One> oh no!
00:00 <Maurice> The husband said 'fuck that shit'
00:00 <Bastardly_One> she's planting the seeds already!
00:00 <Bastardly_One> look out! 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and Excessive, the usual .. you name it 
00:00 <Maurice> No, I had planned on getting 2 before I got Esme
01:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... well, look out for the Al-Kitteh anyway
01:00 <Bastardly_One> they're fucking everywhere
01:00 <Maurice> Fuck, just checked my phone, time is 00.00
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a wake up to them ... I got seduced by another member of them today
01:00 <Bastardly_One> little black gorgeous thing she was
02:00 <Maurice> I went black once, I totally went back
02:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that threw me enough not to have a retort
02:00 <Maurice> I'm actually being serious
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and the moment has gone now
02:00 <Maurice> For a black man, he wasn't all that
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... yeah that's only true in porn I reckon
03:00 <Maurice> I am know friends with his childrens mother
03:00 <Bastardly_One> from what women say
03:00 <Maurice> And it's odd when he follows me around the supermarket
03:00 <Maurice> Know = now
03:00 <Bastardly_One> from the general consensus the biggest seem to be European
03:00 <Bastardly_One> *shrugs*
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I do alright *nods*
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd be creepy
04:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you get all the good ones eh?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> know = now ... right?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh Excessive
04:00 <Bastardly_One> did you see that link I put on the plane last night?
04:00 <Excessive> ye?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean read it
05:00 <Excessive> sms b4 dissappearance?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> interesting ... goes with my gut feeling 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and the blank pic and the co-ordinates and shit 
05:00 <Maurice> Not sure about good ones, he had a small wang and 14 yrs later he is stalking me
05:00 <Maurice> I call that bad judgement
05:00 <Bastardly_One> they gave a clue early on in a report about the Captain of the plane and it stood out like dogs balls to me 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I meant good ones sarcastic
06:00 <Bastardly_One> actually
06:00 <Excessive> I didn't bother readin it man ........... but like ye ........ shit happens in the world
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if my friend has a pic of blackie on her FB
06:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, the article itself was good for what it was 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> despite that site itself
07:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone has pics of their cats on their FB right?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> let's see if I can find this adorable kitteh
08:00 <Excessive> I have pix of d x's cat ye
08:00 <Bastardly_One> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/1461084_10152059145727521_325637719_n.jpg
09:00 <Bastardly_One> she never looked that shitty at meeting me again 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's not a good pic 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO she's way cuter
11:00 <Bastardly_One> let's play a game
12:00 <Bastardly_One> describe your last fart
12:00 <Bastardly_One> using only a movie title
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll start
12:00 <Bastardly_One> The Teriminator
12:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
13:00 <Excessive> mau5
14:00 <Bastardly_One> what about him?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not a movie title :P
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and he could fart into a mic, make a mix of it 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and it'd sound awesome I bet
15:00 <Maurice> Hummingbird..
15:00 <Excessive> oh I missed the movie title bit
15:00 <Excessive> I only read fart
15:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha Maurice
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno why but I heard the sound 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm really easily amused tonight 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well you fail 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive
16:00 <Bastardly_One> still time ... I've nearly moved on 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> seems only us 3 active
16:00 <Maurice> What
17:00 <Maurice> It's a good movie
17:00 <Maurice> Statham and Franco, yum
17:00 <Bastardly_One> what? ... now, I mean the sound of the fart if it was a hummer
17:00 <Bastardly_One> nevermind
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I was going to say The Sound of Music
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but The Terminator was definitely appropriate
17:00 <Bastardly_One> bad when you can't stand yourself
18:00 <Bastardly_One> but choking in pride
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh dear ... *sighs*
19:00 <Bastardly_One> My mood might be about to change ... liking a good chat I know all sorts of people and ... Excessive
19:00 <Bastardly_One> know of ethan mc cord on my FB?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> if not it might not make sense 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> it's bad flashbacks time for that cunt 
20:00 <Excessive> "did u know that if u watch The Terminator backwards, it's about a German robot that drives cars backwards and brings people back to life with his massive vacuum guns?"
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that fart just then should be called Happy Feet
27:00 <Bastardly_One> had enough QUACK! in it for sure
27:00 <Bastardly_One> *nods*
30:00 <Bastardly_One> that stuff makes me feel sick 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> go figure
31:00 <Excessive> QUUUUAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRCCCCCKKKKKK
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> i made poopie
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> was fun
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> how rad is this https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1900057_10153029876133475_360552654_n.jpg
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
36:00 <simba> fuck chelsea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
37:00 <Bonny> yo
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Chelsea are almost bigger scum than Pollock
38:00 <Bastardly_One> morning Bonny
38:00 <Bonny> morning
39:00 <Bonny> what's happening?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet fuck all
39:00 <Bonny> seems like it
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a bit too popular for my own good 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> the other chat people won't shut up
40:00 <Bastardly_One> FB 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> everywhere but here 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
40:00 <Bonny> lol
40:00 <Bonny> so it's dead in here tonight?
40:00 <Bonny> I might well go to bed
41:00 <Bastardly_One> basically
41:00 <Bonny> :P
41:00 <Bastardly_One> unless you want to read my shit 
41:00 <Bonny> ummm
41:00 <Excessive> PandasDontDrive, https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1902818_10201241159065653_8841126749096047485_n.jpg
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't need much encouragement :P
41:00 <Bonny> I know..
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but I do need to learn to shut up
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and get fucked
41:00 <Bastardly_One> how rude
41:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't have to agree
42:00 <Bonny> :P
42:00 <Bonny> I'm not gonna lie lol
42:00 <Bonny> Excessive is that your brain?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> *black hole death stare*
42:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahahaha
42:00 <Bonny> lol
42:00 <Excessive> no, it was a respons link to one of PandasDontDrive's links b4 u joined Bonny
43:00 <Bonny> ok
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that was harsh but yeah I am seriously easily amused tonight
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm the only one allowed to get away with doing that to Excessive 
43:00 <Bonny> oh?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you had to ask didn't ya?
44:00 <Bonny> yup
44:00 <Bonny> lol
44:00 <Bastardly_One> can't think of any bullshit 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you
44:00 <Bonny> no thanks
44:00 <Bastardly_One> good
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> wooo beehhh
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> ya cunt
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> how are u babu
53:00 <beehhh> how am I. How re ya?
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> i me good :P
54:00 <beehhh> yeah booze nite at black mens house
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> ooooer
57:00 <beehhh> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1972346_690242207704421_2600977529988847937_n.jpg
59:00 <beehhh> Scooting is the new biking. he related to melanie
00:00 <Bonny> beehhh has your dick dropped off yet?
00:00 <Excessive> is that the current trend where u r beehhh?
01:00 <Excessive> and is he scootin to the bottle shop?
01:00 <beehhh> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10153145_269882206518137_1592806562891392091_n.jpg
01:00 <beehhh> he is hugh jackman, and other is my gf
02:00 <Excessive> a rite
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> the fark
09:00 <beehhh> do the posty got any cool prepaid phones under 100bucks?
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> nite
31:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone here with Win 8 besides Bonny and I?
36:00 <Excessive> oi
36:00 <Excessive> check mah matoes out
36:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10259735_10201241408111879_7559910672459427234_n.jpg
41:00 <Bastardly_One> cool
44:00 <Excessive> that's aloe vera to the right too
46:00 <Excessive> not my plant initially
47:00 <Excessive> but I took up watering it since I cleaned up along the walkway there and started lookin after the plants and adding some of my own
53:00 <Excessive> fckn nearly 4
54:00 <Excessive> I'mnah pill out
54:00 <Sponge> oh what a feeling i am dancing on the ceiling
55:00 <Excessive> diff kindah pill Sponge
02:00 <Q{{_TimidMale> hi ladies
03:00 <Q{{_TimidMale> i got win 8
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I forget what I was going to ask
13:00 <Bastardly_One> on Win 8
20:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dS8qjJ4lQ0
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How Much Food Can You Buy For $5 Around The World? (Apr 19, 2013) 1:44 - Category: Howto and Style - 4,188,377 views - 17,330 likes (96.7%), 593 dislikes (3.3%)
34:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQs_xONRRTI
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: RSA Insight Where can technology take us (Sep 22, 2013) 2:47 - Category: Science and Technology - 231 views - 3 likes (75%), 1 dislikes (25%)
53:00 <Excessive> k, l8ers
09:00 <Q{> http://www.bitoffun.com/weird_stuff_Sexanywhere.htm
40:00 <Q{> http://oglaf.com/balcony/
45:00 <Q{> http://i.imgur.com/H8esxKf.jpg
07:00 <simba> Chuckie Sperm
00:00 <simba> cum
00:00 <Fez> Poofters eat that stuff
02:00 <mandyjane> and fez
03:00 <Fez> Oh
03:00 <Fez> Yea
03:00 <Fez> Only girl cum though
07:00 <mandyjane> haha you wish
07:00 <simba> crow cum
08:00 <Fez> I used to wish
08:00 <Fez> Now im over it
14:00 <PietSAbabe> whats that? im awesome :)
14:00 <Fez> No
15:00 <PietSAbabe> Saying No is not good !
15:00 <PietSAbabe> BE POSITIVE !!
15:00 <Fez> It can be taken both ways
16:00 <Fez> Saying youre awesome means youre not better than awesome
16:00 <Fez> Just plain old crappy awesome
16:00 <PietSAbabe> me and awesome are in competition for being awesome
16:00 <PietSAbabe> and im winning!
17:00 <PietSAbabe> awesome is being poop
17:00 <PietSAbabe> im the new awesome !
18:00 <Fez> See. So u lied to us all
18:00 <Lumeah> What u on this morning dear? 
18:00 <PietSAbabe> thats cos im a professional liar :(
18:00 <PietSAbabe> nothing Lumeah
19:00 <Lumeah> Ok babe 
19:00 <PietSAbabe> i just had lots n lots of bad dreams
19:00 <Lumeah> Awww  
19:00 <PietSAbabe> dunno if i was crying in my dream or if i woke up sat up on my elbows n cried then
19:00 <Lumeah> *hugsf
19:00 <PietSAbabe> either way i think im a cryer
19:00 <PietSAbabe> :(
20:00 <Lumeah> Lol  can i kiss it better 
20:00 <Lumeah> ? 
20:00 <Lumeah> *you
20:00 <PietSAbabe> nup
20:00 <PietSAbabe> it was a female dream
20:00 <PietSAbabe> i was a female and i couldnt feel my own tits
20:00 <PietSAbabe> I WAS FURIOUS!!!!
20:00 <Lumeah> Hahaha 
20:00 <PietSAbabe> :p
20:00 <Fez> Was it about lumeah?
20:00 <Lumeah> Rof
21:00 <PietSAbabe> naa one of the ex's
21:00 <Lumeah> Dunno fucking funny 
21:00 <PietSAbabe> i want my old life back
21:00 <Fez> Your young life sucks?
22:00 <Lumeah> Aww rehad piety babe
22:00 <Lumeah> *rehab
23:00 <Fez> Hi lumeah
23:00 <Lumeah> Hi fez
23:00 <Fez> :)
23:00 <Fez> You look lovely today
24:00 <Lumeah> Thanks fez ya like work boots do ya? 
24:00 <Fez> Yes i do
24:00 <Fez> They keep ya feet safe
24:00 <Fez> Steel caps lume?
25:00 <Lumeah> Lol. That they do
25:00 <Lumeah> Yups
25:00 <Fez> Safest boots imo
27:00 <Fez> I want a plant
27:00 <Fez> It can be my pet
28:00 <Fez> Venus fly trap
28:00 <Fez> Ill call it barry
34:00 <PietSAbabe> Penis Fly Trap
34:00 <PietSAbabe> :(((
35:00 <Fez> Barry wouldnt do that
44:00 <PietSAsexyFuckerDuhhh> <----
51:00 <PietSAsexyFuckerDuhhh> :)(
51:00 <PietSAsexyFuckerDuhhh> YOURE ALL DUCKS!
00:00 <Fez> Quack
01:00 <PietSAsexyFuckerDuhhh> FUCKING DUCKS!
02:00 <Fez> Mighty ducks?
06:00 <PietSAsexyFuckerDuhhh> cos im awesoooooommeee
18:00 <Excessive> ah nais
19:00 <Excessive> new sd card from Verbatim
19:00 <Excessive> kachanggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!
28:00 <Fez> Pocket monster
30:00 <Excessive> ah
31:00 <Excessive> and new kc
34:00 <Pieter1> oh this machines still on oops
36:00 <Pieter1> australians are in denial over their alcohol consumption
36:00 <Pieter1> says the news
36:00 <Pieter1> and how much damage its doing to their bodies
36:00 <Pieter1> freekin alcos
38:00 <Fez> Maybe the news is full of shit?
40:00 <Excessive> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the dude paid fo his HDD
41:00 <Excessive> hmmmmmm, gottah head ovah the post office sometime later
41:00 <Pieter1> its all people here wATch
41:00 <Pieter1> oh and tv shows
41:00 <Pieter1> it turns people into experts
41:00 <Pieter1> like
41:00 <Pieter1> if someone here watched armageddon
41:00 <Pieter1> they'll know everything about space 
41:00 <Pieter1> and asteroids
41:00 <Excessive> eggspurts
41:00 <Pieter1> :))
42:00 <Pyro-> i know how to put a nuke in one
42:00 <Pyro-> dig a big hole
42:00 <Pieter1> yeh ok
42:00 <Pyro-> add nuke
42:00 <Pieter1> so buy a badger
42:00 <Pyro-> get blown up by said nuke
42:00 <Pieter1> and some smoke alarms
43:00 <Pyro-> badge badger badger badger MUSHROOM
44:00 <Fez> Bacon bacon bacon bacon egg
44:00 <Fez> ;)
44:00 <Excessive> I have some
44:00 <Pyro-> that is not catchy at all fez
45:00 <Fez> I sure?
45:00 <Fez> U*
46:00 <Pyro-> my cat seems to be eating a lot more than usual.... might have to get some worming crap ;/
46:00 <Pieter1> they call me dr worm
46:00 <Pieter1> good morning how are you im dr worm
46:00 <Fez> Maybe its gunna have babies
46:00 <Pieter1> I can fuck your mum
46:00 <Pyro-> get me mum out to do it so the cat doesn't hate me from ramming a pill down her throat
47:00 <Fez> U can. But why would u want to
47:00 <Fez> Good plan py
47:00 <Pyro-> she can't have babies.. got her desexed before she could even make eggs
48:00 <Fez> Maybe her other owner moved
48:00 <Fez> Or carked it
49:00 <Pyro-> cool.. mum has one left at home so she's gonna do that tomorrow
49:00 <Fez> This bacon is disappearing...
50:00 <Pyro-> is it hot bacon?
50:00 <Fez> Its cooked
50:00 <Fez> Yes
50:00 <Fez> So is the egg
51:00 <Fez> I put it into a burger bun
51:00 <Pyro-> any cheese?
51:00 <Fez> Its rather delfuckingicious
51:00 <Pyro-> and sauce?
51:00 <Fez> Nope
51:00 <Pyro-> half arsed :/
51:00 <Fez> Cheese wrecks it
52:00 <Fez> And im not a suacy kind of guy
52:00 <Pyro-> still more than i'd do though.. i'd eat the bacon cold and probably not put an egg on it.. because i suck at frying eggs and i don't really think a poached or boiled one work work as well
53:00 <Fez> Get jodie to do it
53:00 <Pyro-> she'd burn water...
53:00 <Fez> I cant even do that
54:00 <Pyro-> naah i jest.. her cookin aint too shabby.. dunno about her egg frying capabilities though
55:00 <Pieter1> they call me dr sperm
55:00 <Pieter1> good morning how are you my sperms in you
55:00 <Fez> Get her to try one day
55:00 <Pieter1> i can play he drums
57:00 <Pyro-> damnit.. i don't even have any food :/   i already had brunch so i guess i can wait a while and just get pizza later or somethin
58:00 <Fez> U got no food? Does this mean hells frozen over?
59:00 <Pyro-> yay.. ita is fucking off to see.. that means a lot lower chance of it raining tomorrow.. this pleases me
59:00 <Pyro-> the rest of the week i don't care about.. after tomorrow got no work until atr least next tuesday
00:00 <Fez> Bugger
00:00 <Fez> Did ita hurt any houses?
00:00 <Pyro-> lol.. duchess of cambridge isn't the worst person i've seen use a cricket bat.. didn't do too bad at all
01:00 <Pyro-> hell yeah.. heaps of roofs gone
01:00 <Fez> Oh good
01:00 <Pyro-> probably a few trees through some too
01:00 <Fez> Yea i saw kate have a bat also
01:00 <chat-faker> alwl @ the Greens sayin that the govt only cares abt the rich end
01:00 <Pyro-> mostly between cairns and cooktown i think
02:00 <Fez> Ah yea
02:00 <Fez> Poor buggers
02:00 <Pyro-> mostly coons up there anyways.. who cares :P
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