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00:24 <Bonny> that is it's overloaded with fat that causes cholesterol
01:10 <slower> one day something is good for you, the next, its not
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02:27 <Bonny> too much of anything is not good for you
02:57 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRP
04:00 <BlackDevil> omg LOL
04:00 <BlackDevil> HAHAAHA
04:00 <BlackDevil> no
04:10 <Excessive> it does me
04:36 <Excessive> till abt this time tomoz
05:00 <Fez> Oh cool
06:00 <Fez> I need to learn how to cook
06:00 <Liinda> yup. easier tha buying all those bits yourself
06:00 <Fez> Yea
06:22 <PandasDontDrive> LOLS
06:28 <PandasDontDrive> this dude on fb, reading random posts
06:38 <PandasDontDrive> and this is the funniest random post 'Jim YourGod American foot ball has to many niggers that are over paid'
07:00 <Fez> I wanna learn how to make onion rings
07:00 <Fez> Or
08:00 <Fez> Learn how to theive from hjs n not get caught
08:00 <Liinda> lol
08:00 <Fez> :p
09:00 <Tolradi> Fez
09:00 <Tolradi> live in the dumpster behind hjs
09:00 <Fez> Oh yea
09:00 <Fez> Good idea
10:00 <Liinda> or gt a job there?
10:00 <Fez> I thought u were gunba say somthing silly then
10:00 <Fez> Im too old to work there
11:00 <Fez> Im not 18 like u are liinda
12:00 <Liinda> lol im not 18
12:00 <Liinda> almost double :/
12:00 <Fez> Lies
12:00 <Loof> double trouble
12:00 <Fez> Doubles means troubles
12:00 <Fez> Or similer
13:00 <Liinda> Bubbles means troubles
13:00 <Loof> in the bath
13:00 <Loof> boop
13:00 <Fez> Spa? Or farts?
13:00 <Fez> :
13:00 <Fez> :P
13:00 <Liinda> self spa lol
13:00 <Fez> Mmm yea
13:00 <Liinda> bllooooooooopppp
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13:43 <BlackDevil> omg LOL
13:44 <BlackDevil> HAHAAHA
13:46 <BlackDevil> no
14:00 <Fez> Lol
14:00 <Tolradi> fez
14:00 <Tolradi> are you from brisbane too?
14:00 <Fez> No
14:00 <Tolradi> oh
14:00 <Fez> Are u?
14:00 <Tolradi> I was going to guide you to a good HJ's to scab from
14:00 <Fez> Where is it
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15:00 <Saemon> hey Liinda
15:00 <Saemon> sup 
15:00 <Tolradi> fez in annerley
15:00 <Tolradi> Saemon hi
15:00 <Liinda> heys Saemon not much, hows u
15:00 <Fez> Oh there
15:00 <Saemon> hi Tolradi
15:00 <Fez> Why is it good
15:00 <Tolradi> how are y ou?
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16:00 <Saemon> im ok thanks, abit hungry if i may say so myself
16:00 <Saemon> considering maccas
16:00 <Tolradi> should get some grub
16:00 <Q{{> clam hunting: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBxERHMUwrA#t=90
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Monster Clams (Apr 27, 2011) 8:14 - Category: Howto and Style - 2,752,068 views - 10,344 likes (96.5%), 380 dislikes (3.5%)
16:00 <Fez> Get onion rings
16:00 <Q{{> go clam hunting Saemon 
16:00 <Liinda> ohhhh make something instead of maccas!!
16:00 <Saemon> yeah thinkin about a large double quaterter pounder meal
16:00 <Fez> Then give them to me
16:00 <Saemon> ive got nothing to make lol
16:00 <Saemon> havent been grocery shopping
16:00 <Fez> Liinda wants to make me onion rings
17:00 <Liinda> lol
17:00 <Fez> Ill let her ;)
17:00 <couleurs> Liinda is my irc gf hands off every one thank u
17:00 <Loof> i had home made hamburgers with pinapple, beetroot, eggs, tomatos, onions
18:00 <Loof> i must admit they were better than maccas
18:00 <Loof> i love maccas though
18:00 <Fez> Its not hard to be better than maccas
18:00 <Loof> agreed
18:00 <Liinda> anything is better than maccas
18:00 <Serenity> Pineapple has no plac e on a burger
18:00 <Serenity> the rest
18:00 <Serenity> yum
19:00 <Fez> Egg does
19:00 <BaD_BoY_69> Liinda u need to stay away from maccas ur 270 kilos 
19:00 <BaD_BoY_69> lol
19:00 <Loof> fish n chip shop burgers with the lot here have pineapple
19:00 <Saemon> thats wat ive always been saying sezza
19:00 <Fez> And bacon
19:00 <Saemon> pineapple has no place in savoury food period.
19:00 <Saemon> like pizza
19:00 <Fez> Which yhere was a lack off
19:00 <Fez> There
19:00 <Serenity> bacon egg and beetroot are a must
19:00 <Saemon> haiwain with pinapple urh
19:00 <Liinda> i like pineapple
19:00 <Saemon> i always take the pineapple out
19:00 <Loof> i love hawaiin
19:00 <Fez> And cheese
20:00 <Serenity> i like pineapple on pizza
20:00 <Loof> and capricossa
20:00 <Saemon> u chewing on something savoury and then all of a sudden it the sour pinapple
20:00 <Saemon> #barf
20:00 <Fez> And a burger patty
20:00 <Serenity> pineapple isnt sour..
20:00 <Fez> Or sreak
20:00 <Liinda> pineapple isnt sour
20:00 <Loof> i wanna make home made pizza
20:00 <Liinda> lol
20:00 <Saemon> to me they are
20:00 <Liinda> ahhh some can be 
20:00 <Saemon> not as sour as a lemon of course
20:00 <Saemon> but tangy enough
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21:00 <Liinda> yeh i know what u mean.. more tart
21:00 <Fez> Lettuce
21:00 <Saemon> also if i eat too much of it, the roof top of my mouth begins to itch
21:00 <Fez> Fuck
21:00 <Saemon> hate that feeling
21:00 <Fez> Now i want lettuce
21:00 <Loof> are mcdonalds allowed to say their patties dont use processed meat if they do?
21:00 <Fez> No
22:00 <Liinda> might be allowed depending if its a percentage of non processed
22:00 <Liinda> they always manage to just meet requiremements
22:00 <Liinda> *requirements
22:00 <Fez> Yea true
22:00 <Saemon> the fair consumption and trade commission would be all over them with lawsuits and fines if they did do that
22:00 <Fez> Liindas a food expert
22:00 <Liinda> lol not really
23:00 <Liinda> anyways i need to get to sleepies.
23:00 <Liinda> goodnight lovelies
23:00 <Fez> Nin liimdizzle
23:00 <Fez> M?
23:00 <Saemon> with big companies like maccas, the govt is always lookin at them under a microscope for an opportunity to fine them with watever breach they could
23:00 <Saemon> cuz multi-billion companies like that are a gold mine for revenue raising
24:00 <Liinda> lol
24:00 <Saemon> and most of the time, they have money to just pay up, its easier
24:00 <Loof> if maccas wasn't good food it wouldn't be so popular imo
24:00 <Loof> :P
24:00 <Fez> I wonder how many apples maccas sell per month
24:00 <Saemon> it certainly tastes goof
25:00 <Saemon> good*
25:00 <Loof> yeah man
25:00 <Loof> it's awesome
25:00 <Fez> Its too bland
25:00 <Loof> it's hipster to bag maccas though
25:00 <Loof> so ppl do it
25:00 <Saemon> yeah
25:00 <Fez> Oh yea
25:00 <Saemon> ive eaten maccas as young as i could remember
25:00 <Fez> Hjs is the shit
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26:00 <Fez> They have onion rings
26:00 <Liinda> night couleurs, fezzles, Serenity, saemon, loofness and everybody else
26:00 <Saemon> ive got like a entire box full of happy meal toys of the 90s
26:00 <Fez> Best side ever
26:00 <Saemon> fez hjs burgers are crap though
26:00 <Saemon> way too wet and soggy
26:00 <Fez> Pff
26:00 <Saemon> the buns fall apart and then everything else in your hands
27:00 <Fez> They must spit on yours then
27:00 <Saemon> its always been like that
27:00 <Loof> i have a maccas like less than 50 metres away :)
27:00 <Fez> Not my burgers
27:00 <Loof> bacon double cheeseburgers ftw!
27:00 <Saemon> every hj i go to everyone i know who has eaten them
27:00 <Saemon> has said the same thing
27:00 <Fez> Ok
27:00 <Fez> Not for me
27:00 <Saemon> the tomtato in the whooper burger is the main culprit
27:00 <Fez> So..
27:00 <Fez> Not everyone
27:00 <Saemon> that peice of tomato has like 50% water in it
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28:00 <Fez> I fuck that off..
28:00 <Saemon> u grab the burger, that squeezes the tomato inside
28:00 <Serenity> our hjs makes awesome burgers
28:00 <Saemon> and the buns get soaked
28:00 <Saemon> and then falls apart
28:00 <Saemon> fucken shit house
28:00 <Fez> I dont
28:00 <Serenity> hj's > maccas
28:00 <Fez> Its great
28:00 <Saemon> handjobs are better than maccas, yes
28:00 <Saemon> but not hungry jacks.
28:03 <Shadowgate> someone type at 12am lol
28:10 <Shadowgate> i wanna die of laughter
29:00 <Fez> Each to there own
29:00 <Serenity> nono
29:00 <Serenity> not each to their own
29:00 <Serenity> hungry jacks is better, anyone who doesnt agree is an idiot
30:00 <Fez> Im with sez
30:00 <Serenity> sez n fez
30:00 <Fez> Yee
30:00 <Saemon> can i be saez?
30:00 <Serenity> no
30:52 <xm> i can hook you up with lethal levels of nitrous oxide if you want
31:00 <Saemon> onion rings are gross
31:00 <Fez> Fuck no
31:00 <Serenity> they are not
31:00 <Fez> Best side ever
31:00 <Serenity> they are fucken delicious
31:00 <Saemon> all it is are just deep fried junk
31:00 <Fez> EVER
31:00 <Serenity> chuck em in your burger
31:00 <Fez> BEST
31:00 <Fez> SIDE
31:00 <Fez> Got my point yet?
32:00 <Saemon> happt meals from maccas got better toys than hjs though
32:00 <Saemon> and hj coke taste like home brand coke
32:00 <Fez> Who goes for the toys?
32:16 <crash> i wouldn't mind some for my car
33:00 <Fez> Oh
33:00 <Fez> Seamon does
33:00 <Fez> Cool man
33:12 <xm> what's the story about your choice of nick
33:12 <xm> ?
34:00 <Fez> Meanie
34:11 <crash> me ?
35:00 <Fez> I like how hjs has lettuce n mayo
35:00 <Fez> Not this muatard shit
35:00 <Fez> Mustard
36:00 <Loof> mcfeast > whopper
36:32 <crash> my housemate bought some stupid ab workout machine
36:55 <crash> home shopping, worst idea ever
37:00 <Loof> zinger tower burger > mcfeast
37:00 <Fez> Fuck yea
37:00 <Fez> Zinger
37:00 <Fez> They need proper bacon though
37:00 <Loof> yum
38:00 <Excessive> is it interestin that the cops say "niner" instead of "nine" over the radio?
38:00 <Saemon> hell towar burger
38:00 <Saemon> hash brown in it
38:00 <Saemon> luv it
38:34 <crash> guess niner rolls off the tongue easier
39:00 <Loof> yep :)
39:00 <Loof> they awesome
39:00 <Maurice> Now I want a whopper
39:00 <Saemon> i just have two yesterday
39:00 <Fez> I remember when hjs had the quad stacker
39:00 <Saemon> had&
39:00 <Fez> Mmmm
39:00 <Serenity> maccas cheeseburgers are better than hjs
39:00 <Saemon> maccas cheese that they use
39:00 <Maurice> HJs ones are good for hangovers
39:00 <Maurice> With nazi soda
39:00 <Saemon> tastes better than hj cheese
40:00 <Serenity> no way
40:00 <Serenity> whopper cheese mm
40:00 <Maurice> Uh der
40:00 <Maurice> The cheeseburger is for the drive home
40:00 <Loof> i'd love to work at maccas again
40:00 <Maurice> Thats my stoner self talking..
40:00 <Saemon> grand angus burger used to be pretty good when it first came out
40:00 <Saemon> but now the maccas that i go to makes them different 
40:00 <Saemon> they dont use swiss cheese anymore either
41:00 <Saemon> i want to try out those crazy burgers at places like hog breath cafe 
41:00 <Saemon> ones with names like 'the heartstopper'
41:00 <Saemon> lol
41:17 <Excessive> it is actually cause it also sounds like the German "nein", they teach it to u if u ever do even a guard's course
42:00 <Serenity> Maurice the wagyu burger from OBJ
42:00 <Serenity> mmm
42:00 <Maurice> I've never had a burger from there
42:00 <Maurice> I used to get chicken parmas now I'm all about the steak kilpatrick
42:07 <Saemon> bow chicka wow wowwww
42:12 <Saemon> im back bitches
42:48 <Saemon> ok i havent officially been diagnosed as lactose intolerant per se
43:00 <Saemon> that reminds me of subway
43:00 <Serenity> omg get the freaking burger
43:00 <Serenity> its so massive one half is like one burger
43:00 <Saemon> its not really healthy anyway all that shit still got loads of mayo cheese etc still alot fo fat, carbs n kilojoules of calories
43:02 <xm> less confusion between zero and 9?
43:09 <Saemon> but when ever i drink any form of milk, i fat alot and sometimes het diyarria
43:27 <Saemon> but i can still eat cheese, ice cream, yoghurt etc no problems
43:30 <crash> not sure Excessive maybe ?
43:53 <Saemon> so the milk farting thing must mean im some sort of intolerance for milk
44:00 <Serenity> i cut it in 3rds and i usually have like a whole third and a half a third
44:00 <Saemon> may as well just get maccas or hjs
44:00 <Serenity> then take the rest home
44:13 <DemonsRun> Been self diagnosing again?
44:40 <Saemon> <Excessive> it is actually cause it also sounds like the German "nein", they teach it to u if u ever do even a guard's course
44:45 <Saemon> .....but we aint in germany
44:50 <Saemon> so who even care4s?
44:50 <PandasDontDrive> ima make iced coffee :P
44:56 <xm> forget IQ tests, forget MBTI, forget star sign compatibilities: this is all that matters http://personality-testing.info/tests/LSRP.php
45:00 <Saemon> ive got an idea
45:00 <Saemon> nacho inspired flavoured pizza
45:00 <Saemon> :D
45:00 <Fez> Do they got pizza burgers?
45:02 <crash> english is derived from a lot of german
45:23 <Saemon> yeah but who in australia, the average tru blu occa
45:42 <Saemon> is gona confuse 'nine' with the german 'nein'?
45:45 <xm> plenty of languages have similar sounds for the same words Saemon
45:58 <xm> it's not like they developed out of nowhere
46:00 <Saemon> pizza with nacho chunky dipping sauce, ham, cheese, corn chips, and sour cream
46:00 <Serenity> at my high school you used to be able to buy from the canteen
46:00 <Fez> Like they got burger pizzas now..
46:00 <Saemon> burger pizzas?
46:00 <Serenity> a buttered bread roll with a round single serve pizza inside
46:00 <Saemon> hows that work?
46:00 <Saemon> lol ic
46:00 <Saemon> thats shit
46:00 <Saemon> pizza pies
46:00 <Serenity> it was fkn delicious
46:00 <Saemon> those were good
46:00 <Saemon> calzones
46:00 <Fez> U not seen the cheesburger crust pizza
46:03 <crash> maybe we can put it forward for bottlecap trivia
46:04 <Saemon> yeah i know, but my point is, here in australia
46:07 <Saemon> we all speak english
46:10 <xm> also they're preparing for the rise of the German Empire again
46:23 <Saemon> so if someone here in australia happens to hear the word nine
46:34 <Saemon> they are not going to assume that its the germen 'nein'
46:39 <xm> also these guard courses may be internationally standardised
46:41 <xm> who knows
46:41 <Saemon> they are gona assume that its the number 9.
47:00 <Loof> u cunts have given me the fucken munchies
47:00 <Loof> wish i had doritos
47:00 <Saemon> at my canteen all there was were balfours n villis pies, sausage rolls, pasties,
47:00 <Fez> I got some
47:12 <crash> you would assume so
47:20 <crash> most australians do not understand german
47:22 <xm> Hitler is going to get cloned. he's making a come back. do you think he think he'll get on with you Saemon ?
47:26 <Saemon> bi u wont
47:28 <Saemon> no u wont
47:32 <crash> and most germans these days understand both uk and us english
47:40 <xm> -he think
47:42 <Saemon> say if u had a nephew and u ask him how old he is
47:45 <Saemon> and he answers 9
47:53 <Saemon> are u gonna assume he's speaking german to you?
48:00 <Saemon> and that was it
48:00 <Fez> But cheep aldi brand
48:00 <Saemon> fucken lame as
48:00 <Maurice> Serenity, does it have tomato, lettuce and onion in it?
48:00 <Loof> ew those aldi ones are putrid
48:00 <Loof> no flavor
48:00 <Fez> Nah there the same lol
48:00 <Serenity> its got some kind of chutney
48:00 <Loof> lol yeah right
48:00 <Serenity> lettuce and cheese
48:00 <Serenity> onion
48:00 <Maurice> Ok minue the lettuce and onion
48:00 <Maurice> Might give it a go
48:00 <Maurice> Minus*
48:13 <xm> but there are work cultures that get passed down over many generations even though they have little relevance today
48:16 <Saemon> like, would that be the first thing that pops into your head?
48:28 <Saemon> or are u gona assume he means the number 9 when he says nine?
49:00 <Excessive> u obviously didn't get the reality behind wat's bein said Saemon, IT'S THEIR FCKN CODE!!!!!!!!
49:00 <Serenity> i have a photo somewhere hang on
50:00 <Fez> Phood fotos rule
50:08 <Saemon> a cloned hitler is gona be nothing
50:15 Quit: Pyro- ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
50:18 <Saemon> ppl assumed that a cloned hitler is gona be exactly the same
50:20 <Saemon> they are wrong
50:28 <Saemon> hitler was a product of nurture
50:47 <Bonny> cf=0
50:54 <Saemon> of his particular situation, environment and position of that particular time of that particular place
50:59 <xm> im sure you can relate
51:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-a-hkg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/l/t1.0-9/p417x417/1601254_10201270075745030_549953247_n.jpg
51:00 <Fez> Onion rings!!
51:00 <Serenity> amazing onion rings
51:00 <Fez> Prolly callamari
51:00 <Fez> Rings
51:01 <Saemon> that led him to become what he became
51:09 <Saemon> if u want the ww2 hitler in a clone
51:17 <Saemon> u gota somehow replicate those conditions again
51:19 <Saemon> impossible
51:37 <xm> Saemon is that dude from The Pretender. throw him hypotheticals and he'd rant about it all night
51:47 <Saemon> hrm i remember that show
51:50 <xm> someone's gotta save the world
52:00 <Excessive> that plate is shaped somewat like the ol windows logo
52:00 <Fez> Lol
52:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/p417x417/228467_10151186202700844_1904932782_n.jpg
52:00 <Maurice> Ok Serenity, bring me two
53:00 <Saemon> ugh at the first one
53:00 <Serenity> haha
53:00 <Serenity> i could go one right now
53:00 <Maurice> I like their new plates
53:00 <Saemon> how long u gotta jog to burn that all off?
53:00 <Maurice> Says you
53:00 <Serenity> saemon ive seen the shit you eat
53:00 <Maurice> With your heart attack photo
53:00 <Maurice> Plus you can't even jog.
53:00 <Serenity> that thing is a healthy snack compared
53:00 <Saemon> nah im just asking about you when u eat it
53:00 <Saemon> i have no qualms eating it myself i know im a fatcunt
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54:00 <Serenity> so dont come with the false outrage
54:00 <Maurice> I don't jog, I barely do a brisk walk
54:00 <Serenity> cause we know its false
54:00 <Saemon> i know your not fat so im just asking what intense cardio exercise do u do to burn it off
54:02 <xm> anyway, just looked it up. the niner thing is just a legacy thing back from the days when the signal wasnt always reliable and 5 and 9 could be confused with the noise or whatever
54:24 <xm> a bit like with captchas and you cant tell whether it's a i or 1 sometimes
54:31 <xm> an*
54:47 <xm> given that most things are digital now (not all obviously) it wouldnt be too much of an issue
55:00 <Saemon> or are u one of the lucky ones with natural high metabolism?
55:00 <Maurice> I do none of them
55:00 <Maurice> And I don't have a high metab
55:00 <Serenity> the difference is. im not you and i dontr eat this shit every day
55:00 <Serenity> ive had that burger once. in 27 years
55:00 <Saemon> ic
55:00 <Serenity> im not worried about burning it off
55:00 <Maurice> I've had that steak too many times to count
55:00 <Maurice> But it's usually every 5 weeks
55:32 <xm> but i still prefer the hitler theory
55:41 <xm> THE FUHRER SHALL RISE AGAIN!!!!!!!!
56:00 <Sponge> http://youtu.be/mGrqH-PVwZA?t=1m18s
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Girls check out guys crotch bulge on train 2 (Apr 26, 2014) 8:48 - Category: People and Blogs - 1,878 views - 36 likes (92.3%), 3 dislikes (7.7%)
56:00 <Q{{> yeh what perverts
56:00 <Excessive> I normally eat watever, though not that much takeout ........ n I've been like around the 75kg mark since like 18 or so
56:00 <Q{{> my sympathy to that dude
56:00 <Excessive> that'd be 20 yrs now
56:00 <Maurice> I'm sitting at a healthy 105
56:05 <crash> lol
56:08 <Excessive> ./noteop send Skirmish Hey wat's up with this "niner" instead of "nine" over the radio? :S
57:00 <Saemon> u know your fat when a family sized lasagne is snacked sized for you
57:00 <Saemon> hehe thats me
57:00 <Serenity> spew
57:00 <Serenity> i bet you dont even make your own lasagna you last fuck
57:00 <Maurice> I like my lasagne without the mince
57:00 <Saemon> err no i dont know how to make it
57:00 <Maurice> ...
57:00 <Saemon> i just buy the woolies one
57:04 <xm> he may think you're talking about security guards checking out women and their rating systems
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58:00 <Maurice> Yeah coz it's so hard
58:00 <Saemon> i put on my own extra cheese though before i bake it
58:00 <Serenity> .......
58:00 <Excessive> wat u can't look up some recepe n follow on with the instructions?
58:00 <Saemon> i could but i dont have the time
58:00 <Saemon> id rather just buy a alreacy made lasagne and just chuck it into the oven
59:00 <Saemon> im not intrested in being iron chef thank you very much.
59:00 <Serenity> dont have the time...
59:00 <Serenity> what
59:00 <Saemon> i mean like
59:00 <Maurice> What
59:00 <Saemon> i dont want to waste time cooking it
59:00 <Maurice> What else do you do thats so time consuming
00:00 <Saemon> when i could use the time doing something else
00:00 <Maurice> Piss in a jug?
00:00 <Maurice> Shit on the carpet?
00:00 <Excessive> watchin wrestling?
00:00 <Maurice> Being a cockknob on IRC?
00:00 <Serenity> home made las is the best thing in the entire world
00:00 <Saemon> <@Maurice> I'm sitting at a healthy 105
00:00 <Maurice> And?
00:00 <Saemon> so your 105 kg?
00:00 <Maurice> Yes
01:00 <Maurice> I'm also 6foot
01:00 <Saemon> how tall are tou?
01:00 <Saemon> ah ic
01:00 <Maurice> Oh I get it, because I said you have nothing else to do, you try to call me fat
01:00 <Maurice> Makes sense
01:00 <Saemon> nah i was just curious, coz i thought u were shorter 
01:00 <Maurice> Bullshit, if you were curious you would have asked when I said it
01:00 <Saemon> it must be sez then
02:00 <Serenity> are you calling me fat
02:00 <Saemon> cuz one if yous said you's were 5 ft something
02:00 <[Maverick]> Saemon... have you ever tried toasting some toast in the shower... 
02:00 <Saemon> nah im just asking about your height
02:00 <Serenity> you may call me Serenity
02:00 <[Maverick]> if not.. 
02:00 <[Maverick]> go fucking try it now. 
02:00 <Serenity> or Mrs B
02:00 <Maurice> Make sure the clipsal is turned off
02:00 <Maurice> Fuck you, [Maverick], now I want toast
03:00 <Maurice> This is getting worse
03:00 <[Maverick]> ::D 
03:00 <Maurice> OMG
03:00 <Maurice> DID YOU JUST CALL ME 4 EYES
03:00 <Maurice> I resemble that remark
03:00 <Serenity> lol
03:00 <Excessive> loven teh nerdy chix
03:00 <Excessive> :D
04:00 <Serenity> o)
04:00 <Serenity> im leela
04:00 <Maurice> Lol
04:00 <Saemon> the hot secretary/librarian look
04:00 <Saemon> lol u know those chicks are crazy wild in bed :P
04:00 <Excessive> I'm meant to be wearin glasses since like a kid .......... but I don't
04:00 <Excessive> like wearin em 24/7
05:00 <Maurice> Thats me
05:00 <Saemon> do u wear contacts instead?
05:00 <Maurice> 24/7
05:00 <Excessive> nah
05:00 <Maurice> Well no, it's not, I don't sleep in them
05:00 <Maurice> So 19/7
05:00 <Saemon> how do u see then?
05:00 <Saemon> did u get laser eye surgery to fix your eyes?
05:00 <Excessive> like I can't see someone's number plate if it was like 10 mtrs away
05:00 <Saemon> the fuck
05:00 <Maurice> You can survive without glasses, shit is just blurry
05:00 <Excessive> but I do pass the RTA test though
05:00 <Excessive> just
05:00 <Sponge> what if laserering your eyes causes cancer
05:00 <Saemon> thats no way to live n enjoy life Excessive
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06:00 <Sponge> you just don't know that shit
06:00 <Saemon> why spend life with blurry vision?
06:00 <Saemon> just wear sum freaken glasses or contacts 
06:00 <Maurice> Why spend it with no legs?
06:00 <Saemon> or get surgery
06:00 <Maurice> Just die
06:00 <Excessive> I don't have blurry vision
06:00 <Loof> he cant
06:00 <Maurice> I'm short sighted, even my tv is blurry without my glasses
06:00 <Excessive> I jus can't see from afar that well
06:00 <Loof> he's being watched
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06:39 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10300325_505224986245170_2297618347889237416_n.jpg
07:00 <Loof> by the cia
07:00 <Saemon> vision is the most important of our senses imo
07:00 <Saemon> its our window to the world
07:00 <[Maverick]> Serenity is a librarian and a hot secretary 
07:00 <Excessive> like they fcked with my eyes when I was a kid
07:00 <Excessive> back at home
07:00 <Excessive> etc
07:00 <Saemon> hearing, smelling comes 2nd
07:00 <Excessive> so now my right is weaker than the left
07:40 <PandasDontDrive> [23:58] <Excessive> is it interestin that the cops say "niner" instead of "nine" over the radio?
07:40 <PandasDontDrive> [23:59] <crash> guess niner rolls off the tongue easier
07:40 <PandasDontDrive> [00:01] <Excessive> it is actually cause it also sounds like the German "nein", they teach it to u if u ever do even a guard's course
07:51 <PandasDontDrive> must be idiot houor
07:55 <PandasDontDrive> hour*
08:00 <Maurice> I heard Serenity can't read
08:00 <Maurice> She uses braille
08:00 <Maurice> Touch is everything
08:00 <Saemon> wat happned Excessive?
08:00 <[Maverick]> of course.. 
08:00 <Sponge> i'm sorry to hear  that Excessive
08:00 <Loof> Excessive bullshit
08:00 <Saemon> wat did they do to your eyes as a kid?
08:00 <Sponge> you should have been one of those kids that got picked on in school for wearing the eye patch
08:00 <[Maverick]> did you know the little bumps around the nipple are braille for lick here 
08:00 <Saemon> and whom did it?
08:00 <Maurice> Yeah Excessive, thats short sighted..
08:00 <Sponge> maybe you were. and that's why you're here today
08:00 <Maurice> I DID know that, [Maverick]
08:26 <PandasDontDrive> anyone here watch Bill Maher RELIGULOUS?
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09:00 <Sponge> kids can be really cruel
09:00 <[Maverick]> :D 
09:00 <Sponge> sometimes it turns you into an irc hermit
09:00 <Saemon> sif get picked on for wearing an eyepatch
09:00 <Saemon> you'd look fucken badass
09:00 <Excessive> ummm apparently it was initially a  ......... wat is it? ......... lazy eye or someshit? ........ and ye the oldies took me to the optos n since then  ....... ye
09:00 <Serenity> i would go for some nipple licking
09:00 <Sponge> no it's like a bandaid for the eye
09:00 <Sponge> it''s not like a pirate
09:00 <Saemon> Excessive dont lie
09:00 <[Maverick]> get em out sezz 
09:00 <Saemon> we all know u fucked up your eyes cuz u got cum in them
09:00 <Maurice> My nipples are sore for some reason
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09:12 <crash> yeah, not to bad
10:00 <Loof> lol Saemon
10:00 <Serenity> because Maurice
10:00 <Saemon> lol
10:00 <Serenity> we're due
10:00 <Serenity> mine are fucking agony
10:00 <[Maverick]> Maurice: due 
10:00 <Maurice> But they don't normally hurt!
10:00 <Saemon> period pains?
10:00 <Serenity> god.
10:00 <Loof> period strains
10:00 <Maurice> Either thats changed, I'm pregnant or it's leftover Cam effects
10:00 <Loof> stains*
10:02 <Saemon> faux
10:16 <faux> ?
11:00 <[Maverick]> well I did look at you Maurice
11:00 <Maurice> DAMN YOU
11:00 <Serenity> i had random marks on me the other day... lol
11:00 <Excessive> but then again ........... was it really that they wanted to fix somethin (under communism) or rather wat Moskow wanted to see?
11:00 <[Maverick]> IT WASNT ME SERENITY 
11:00 <[Maverick]> I HAVE BEEN HOME! 
11:00 <Serenity> lolll
11:00 <Serenity> brb
12:00 <[Maverick]> I feel sorry for the US actually.. their tornado season is going to be crazy
12:00 <Loof> all i hate are these cumstains on my mouse
12:00 <Loof> i create them
12:00 <DemonsRun> Fucking Telstra.
14:00 <Maurice> They're assholes
15:47 <Excessive> soz I was meanin to say that "nine" also sounds like the German "nein" ......... if I'm still makin sense to u
16:00 <Shadowgate> DEmonsrun killed people of laughter
16:00 <[Maverick]> Telstra is fucked.. 
16:00 <DemonsRun> Tower is down I think
16:00 <DemonsRun> Well sorta
16:00 <DemonsRun> I have reception outside, but no home phone or net
16:00 <Serenity> lol 5 minute shower cause the booster isnt on and the water isnt hot
16:00 <Saemon> how u on here then if no net?
16:48 <Shadowgate> faux is cute aww
16:56 <Shadowgate> faux types at 1 am lol
17:00 <DemonsRun> Out having a smoke
17:00 <Maurice> Come get in my shower ;)
17:00 <Maurice> Gas heat
17:00 <Loof> i couldn't even wash my anus in 5 mins
17:00 <Loof> forget about my penis
17:00 <Serenity> wtf is there to do.. soap yourself up.. make sure everything is washed brush your teeth and get out
17:00 <Serenity> dont have to stand around feeling yourself up for 15 mins
17:00 <Loof> just the external layer of crust on my balls takes 5 mins of soaking alone
17:42 <xm> PandasDontDrive: seen it. terribly executed but he seems nice
17:59 <xm> it was light hearted and not something you'd take seriously...he is a comedian after all
18:00 <Serenity> loof come on
18:00 <Serenity> thats fucked
18:00 <Maurice> Rank
18:00 <Maurice> Like they see that much action
18:00 <Maurice> I washed my hair today but couldn't be fucked blow drying it, afro now
18:00 <Excessive> I never "bolw" dry
18:00 <Serenity> i washed my hair last night fucken boof city
19:00 <Excessive> blow*
19:00 <Serenity> and the humidity makes it worse
19:00 <Maurice> We should start a club
19:00 <Excessive> jus dry it with the towel, comb it and then it'll jus dry on its own
19:00 <Maurice> It did dry on it's own
19:00 <Maurice> Hence the afro
20:00 <Maurice> I have very thick hair
20:00 <Saemon> shower time is sort of like meditation time for me, i use it to eacapse and relax, de-stress and imagine im underneath a waterfall in the amazon
20:00 <Maurice> And thats just on my legs
20:00 <Excessive> I don't even have a hair dryer
21:00 <Excessive> and like I shampoo it mabbe once a week and when I do, then it's all over the place once it dries
21:00 <Loof> i lost a piece of soap up my ass the other day
21:00 <Maurice> You're male
21:00 <Loof> will i die?
22:00 <Maurice> Hopefully
22:00 <Saemon> its def not safe loof
22:00 <Loof> damn
22:00 <Saemon> the anus absorbs chemicals easily
22:00 <Serenity> yeah i dont like to waste water
22:00 <Serenity> and im not a filthy cunt that needs to bathe for 3 days
22:00 <Saemon> thats why some meds come as suppositories
22:00 <Saemon> to be inserted up the rectum
22:00 <Excessive> I use all the hot water every mornin
22:00 <Maurice> Mine never runs out
23:00 <Excessive> but then it's only a 50lt water heater here
23:00 <Serenity> fuck i miss gas so much
23:00 <Loof> can u get a sexy nurse to shove it up there if you have private?
23:00 <Loof> the meds?
23:00 <Saemon> lol i guess
23:00 <Loof> nice
23:00 <Q{{> eww Serenity likes to smell her own farts
23:00 <Loof> fuck i miss gays so much
24:00 <Loof> is what she meant
24:00 <Loof> :P
24:00 <Serenity> i hate you guys
24:00 <Excessive> correction ......... not mornin ......... when I get outtah bed and after I have a coffee n cig normally
24:00 <Maurice> I hate them too
24:00 <Q{{> u can smell my gas if u want
24:00 <Q{{> im generous
24:00 <DemonsRun> Service in bed woooooo!
24:00 <Loof> ew
24:52 <xm> if someone like Carlin were doing it he'd probably get snarky
25:00 <Loof> "service"
25:00 <Loof> sounds kinky
25:25 <xm> but if he did it today he'd do a good job -- because he's dead
26:00 <DemonsRun> Could be
26:00 <Excessive> ye Saemon, ask fo full service b4 u pay .......... not after
26:00 <Excessive> :P
27:00 <Saemon> they never agree to it
27:00 <Saemon> already tried
27:00 <Excessive> offer em extra?
27:00 <Saemon> still wont
27:00 <Saemon> its suss
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27:25 <beehhh> babe did a bad bad thing feel like crying
28:00 <DemonsRun> ... Hookers?
28:00 <Saemon> yea
28:00 <Saemon> escorts
28:00 <DemonsRun> Is all you'll ever get.
28:48 <beehhh> when the mankind becomes an animal and you're no difference from such example
29:00 <Saemon> i prefer private escorts cuz of the anonymity
29:00 <Saemon> brothels ppl can see u go
29:00 <Excessive> also, try n get onto cej, aka internet on here, he reckons he gets paid at the sperm bank ....... if u evah run outtah cash or watevah
29:00 <Saemon> i wouldnt want a relative or something to see me enter and leave a brothel
29:00 <DemonsRun> Pussy
29:00 <Loof> isn't free
29:00 <Loof> ever
30:00 <DemonsRun> Nope
30:00 <DemonsRun> Never
30:27 <Maurice> I heard faux is actually a dude
30:33 <Maurice> With a massive wang
30:40 <beehhh> people are drawing funny griffitti on peoples property at werribee
31:00 <Excessive> Loof would prolly love that ^ idea ........ he'd have mo cash fo watevah he's longin fo havin
31:10 <beehhh> that wank belongs to a greek man apparently
31:18 <Maurice> Shut up, fuckwit.
31:26 <DemonsRun> ^
31:48 <Maurice> You don't even live here, so get the fuck out.
32:00 <Saemon> atm im goin through a russin phase lol
32:00 <Saemon> i pay my hookers $20 extra to put on a russian accent
32:00 <Saemon> for the whole session
32:00 <Loof> i'm always russian to finish before the 15 mins
32:00 <Saemon> its so fucken hot
32:06 <beehhh> my other siblings does
32:17 <DemonsRun> That's not you.
32:19 <Maurice> Sucks to be them, being related to you
32:23 <beehhh> they stopped contacting me but
32:23 <Maurice> MY OTHER SIBLINGS DOES
32:26 <xm> anyone notice that One Nation support dwindled after beehhh got kicked out. it's like he was the focal point of all the hatred of foreigners
32:30 <Maurice> Can't say I blame them
33:00 <Excessive> gavarischtch parusky?
33:10 <Saemon> yeah to Bengali's Australia says NO.
33:18 <Maurice> To you, we say NO
33:22 <beehhh> years back i was awarded by the top door to door sales man by telstra in 98 in 99
33:27 <Maurice> Rofl
33:27 <Saemon> beehhh go stay out of our country mate, we're full.
33:29 <xm> LOL
33:35 <Saemon> you have to have white skin to live here
33:38 <Maurice> Saemon, go with him.
33:45 <beehhh> MH370 ended up in bangladesh river
33:45 <Saemon> but i have white skin though...
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33:52 <beehhh> why in my country but
33:53 <Maurice> And?
34:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity: Aren't you glad we're women? Lol
34:00 <Excessive> daaaaaaaaaa daaaaaaaaaaaa harasho harasho
34:00 <Saemon> sometimes hookers saddens me
34:29 <beehhh> Saemon i wont even try for the second them i let the others have their fair go
34:47 <Pieter> I lAyed on my ear funny:(
34:56 <Pieter> Hurts
34:56 <Maurice> Oh reAlly?
35:00 <Loof> yeah when they dont let you beat them
35:00 <Loof> i get sad
35:00 <Saemon> i dont like seeing women having to resort to doing that with themselves
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you sadden me 
35:00 <Q{{> why Saemon 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> both of you
35:00 <Serenity> yes and no lol
35:00 <Saemon> but its thir choice
35:00 <Saemon> they choose to do it
35:00 <Saemon> and im a horny bastard
35:00 <DemonsRun> Uni fees etc
35:00 <Saemon> but yeah its just not very pleasent seeing someone having to resort to selling their body for money
35:05 <Saemon> beehhh fuck you khankir pola
35:40 <beehhh> let all your papua new guinean come in filled up with tongan goldzilla
36:00 <Q{{> how many clients do hookers need per day
36:00 <Saemon> letting other ppl touching thier private parts 
36:00 <Saemon> is nothing sacred anymore
36:00 <Saemon> complete strangers
36:00 <Loof> sometimes when the hooker tells me to have a shower beforehand, i purposely don't wash my penis
36:00 <Trail> their private parts...are not very private
36:34 <beehhh> all asian looks the same to me with their specticles on are in australia trying their luck
36:49 <Maurice> What
37:00 <Q{{> i bet Saemon wishes women would pay to touch his penis
37:00 <[Maverick]> I am quite blessed.. not having to go to a knock shop 
37:13 <Saemon> http://www.youswear.com/?language=Bengali
37:22 <PandasDontDrive> <+xm> PandasDontDrive: seen it. terribly executed but he seems nice <- yeah, second time I've seen it
37:28 <Saemon> everybody use those swear words to drive bear out of australia
37:37 <Saemon> beehhh*
37:46 <PandasDontDrive> beehhh IS THE SECOND COMING!
37:54 <Saemon> not if i can help it
37:57 <Maurice> Gonna be bril http://www.imdb.com/media/rm171952384/tt2333784
38:00 <Loof> no matter how hot ur missus is though, there's always a hotter hooker out there somewhere
38:00 <Loof> keep that in mind :P
38:00 <Q{{> good point Loof 
38:00 <Saemon> definately
38:00 <Serenity> you guys are disgusting
38:07 <xm> it is pretty old PandasDontDrive
38:09 <PandasDontDrive> I mean, Jesus was illiterate too
38:09 <beehhh> Saemon is that guy who try to fall in a 14yo cops teen trap bait n got arrested this arvo
38:13 <xm> i think 2005? dunno
38:17 <PandasDontDrive> something like that
38:31 <xm> oh 2008
38:55 <beehhh> PandasDontDrive they used this tech in the world war to find submarine or ships form adelaide
39:00 <Saemon> with your missus, u somtimes cant always choose what u really want
39:00 <Loof> yep
39:00 <Saemon> like u may want to marry that super hot chick
39:00 <Q{{> like what?
39:00 <Saemon> but she may not want you
39:00 <Saemon> so u have to settle for that fat chick at the food court
39:00 <Saemon> but with hooker, all u have to do is pay, and u can get the hottest supermodel material
40:00 <Q{{> i learning voodoo to deal with that Saemon 
40:00 <Excessive> the only gd thing abt payin bitches fo it is that u actually get to choose
40:00 <Serenity> yeah but people who arent desperate dont behave like that.. just lusting after and wanting to marry some random hot chick
40:00 <Saemon> bear in mind, these upper class elite escorts are like $1000/30 min
40:00 <Serenity> actual people arent like that
40:00 <Saemon> only celebs n the rich n famous could afford them
40:00 <Excessive> and when u're done ........... u walk out sometimes regrettin it
40:00 <Maurice> LOL like you last 30 minutes
40:00 <Q{{> i can afford that Saemon 
40:00 <Q{{> :)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm just sitting here literally shaking my head
40:00 <Q{{> i should check them out
40:25 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10300325_505224986245170_2297618347889237416_n.jpg lol
41:00 <Loof> no matter young ur wife is, there's younger hotter hookers with tighter vaginas and perkier tits
41:00 <Loof> imo
41:00 <Q{{> yeh need to shop around Loof 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and people wonder why I think most of my gender is fucked up
41:00 <Serenity> theres always someone hotter than someone else
41:00 <Serenity> its not relevant to anything other than proving how desperate people are
41:00 <Bastardly_One> the grass is always greener on the other sie
41:00 <Bastardly_One> *side
41:00 <[Maverick]> <Loof> no matter how hot ur missus is though, there's always a hotter hooker out there somewhere
41:00 <[Maverick]> who gives a fuck... 
41:17 <beehhh> wow...nigga
41:25 <beehhh> seems like a plan
42:00 <Maurice> Some of the hookers I've seen aren't that hot
42:00 <Trail> but at least you know..or shud know..who ur wife has been with...  with a hooker ur just fuck #3905667
42:00 <[Maverick]> if youre going to be rooting hookers.. fuck knows why you are with your partners 
42:00 <Loof> hookers gotta eat too
42:00 <Maurice> And fuck knows why some people are trying for another kid..
42:00 <Loof> my dick
42:00 <Saemon> <Excessive> and when u're done ........... u walk out sometimes regrettin it
42:00 <Saemon> oh hellz yeha
42:00 <Loof> Excessive with you i bet she regrets it a LOT more
42:00 <Saemon> all the time Excessive, even for someone seeing escorts as long and much as i have
42:00 <[Maverick]> WAIT... 
42:00 <[Maverick]> no.. 
42:00 <[Maverick]> please tell me no.. 
42:00 <Saemon> i still always feel like ive wasted that money and want it back
42:26 <beehhh> http://img.addfunny.com/funnypictures/shadman/48/bunchofrobotpenises.jpg
43:00 <[Maverick]> Maurice.. 
43:00 <Maurice> I can't
43:00 <Saemon> after the session
43:00 <Maurice> Him and poontang want another
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, you're a fine one to talk about sexual regrets
43:00 <Excessive> prolly not as much as u regrettin ur marriage Loof 
43:00 <Loof> i like the hookers that let you smack em around a bit
43:00 <Excessive> some1 copy paste that to him
43:00 <Serenity> just beat your wife up jake the muss style
43:56 <beehhh> euthensia is going to get legalize first in victoria
44:00 <Q{{> i like ones that let me take 3D scans of them
44:00 <Serenity> gives it that authentic feel
44:00 <Loof> lol
44:00 <Bastardly_One> like the nazi wife lets you out of the house to see hookers even
44:00 <[Maverick]> I just dont get the whole.. needing to pay for sex 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah me either 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> even thought i went out wth a hooker once
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I never understood it
44:00 <Loof> paying isn't going out
44:00 <Q{{> [Maverick], what if she is super hot and she gives u 95% discount?
44:00 <Loof> she wasn't ur gf
44:00 <[Maverick]> well can understand if Saemon has to.. cause no normal woman wants to be with a bloke that's only half the man he is meant to be 
44:00 <[Maverick]> Q{{ 
44:00 <[Maverick]> no. 
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45:00 <Serenity> just remember ya'll
45:00 <Q{{> what if she strips and walk naked to let u see
45:00 <Q{{> u still say no?
45:00 <Serenity> honey boo boos mum is getting laid. and you are paying for sex
45:00 <[Maverick]> GET OUT SEZZ 
45:00 <[Maverick]> haha 
45:00 <Serenity> lol
45:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
46:00 <[Maverick]> and yeah, no need to pay for sex here. 
46:00 <Saemon> http://www.privategirls.com.au/melbourne_escorts.php
46:00 <[Maverick]> Saemon
46:00 <[Maverick]> no.
46:00 <[Maverick]> just don't 
46:00 <Saemon> plenty of hot hookers there
46:00 <Loof> why pay for sex, we have Lumeah, the resident cumdumpster?
46:00 <[Maverick]> no... that's Pieters cumdumpster.. 
46:00 <Q{{> what the heck, their faces are blurred
46:00 <Loof> lol
46:00 <Saemon> daaaaayem 
46:00 <Serenity> shes the resident crunchie we decided
46:00 <Saemon> http://www.privategirls.com.au/estelle_and_chloe_melb.php
46:00 <[Maverick]> cause we all know how he likes kicking bins 
46:00 <Saemon> im gona try them
46:00 <Serenity> hairy femo
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47:00 <Saemon> 22 and 23 yr old chicks
47:00 <DemonsRun> Crunchie? Serenity 
47:00 <Saemon> omg 1 hour - 1500 
47:00 <Q{{> i go half with u Saemon 
48:00 <Saemon> lol Q{{ ok 
48:00 <Q{{> i script the whole 1hr, minute by minute
48:00 <Saemon> but during the session there is to be no eye contact between us
48:00 <Q{{> to make it worth it
48:00 <Serenity> crunchy
48:00 <Serenity> Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
48:00 <Serenity> Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
48:00 <DemonsRun> It'll be 3000 for two guys you idiots
48:00 <Saemon> or it would feel weird
48:00 <Q{{> ok
48:00 <Q{{> we put on masks
49:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity: We've always used the term for dumbasses
49:00 <Serenity> lol
49:00 <[Maverick]> ahahah 
49:00 <DemonsRun> Brown hair blonde on the inside
49:00 <Loof> imagine you paid for a really expensive hooker, and when she took off her undies you noticed skid marks
49:00 <Serenity> saemon is making me want to spew though so im going to bed
49:00 <Serenity> night
49:00 <[Maverick]> night 
49:00 <Saemon> night
49:00 <DemonsRun> Night babes
49:00 <Q{{> night babe
49:00 <Q{{> sweet dreams
50:00 <Loof> sweaty dreams
50:00 <Saemon> wet dreams
50:00 <Q{{> dream of me babe
50:00 <Q{{> dream of Q{{ having his ways with u
50:40 <beehhh> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_oldest_trees
51:00 <Loof> i think she's rather dream of rusty sardine tins shoved up her ass
51:00 <Saemon> think of me and this song when you sleep Serenity
51:00 <Saemon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNO9bZUQwSk
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Another Level - Freak Me [1998] (Apr 20, 2012) 5:02 - Category: Music - 25,848 views - 86 likes (96.6%), 3 dislikes (3.4%)
51:00 <Excessive> that 1500 ............ u could throw a fckn party with say mabbe 1000 and then if u "could" get any gd e's, u'd get some n give some out to watever hotties that'd be attendin
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Saemon
51:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive, who cares?
52:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One shhhhh go play your games
52:00 <Saemon> Excessive but with that parties
52:00 <DemonsRun> "E's"
52:00 <Saemon> theres no gurantee what hot chicks would attend
52:00 <Bastardly_One> no
53:00 <Saemon> and youve just spent a grand for nothin
53:00 <Excessive> it's be worth it more to have a party than spendin it in one hr
53:00 <Loof> sometimes you spend a grand and they dont even let you stick it in their ass
53:00 <Saemon> with a hot hooker, your payment is the gurantee that you are gona get her and her pussy
53:25 <Excessive> http://www.hottoys.com.hk/productDetail.php?productID=158
54:00 <Excessive> mabbe u've never had any gd e's
54:00 <Saemon> $1000 on a party where sex is not guranteed, or an hour where you'd be gettin sex and nothin but sex for the entire hour?
54:00 <Saemon> i'd choose the hour.
55:00 <Loof> plus hookers in brothels are guaranteed std checks by law
55:00 <Loof> randoms sluts aren't
55:00 <Saemon> ^^^
55:00 <Saemon> exactly
55:00 <Bastardly_One> takes you 59 mins to get it up though cripple
55:00 <DemonsRun> Lol!
56:00 <Saemon> says the local grandpa
56:00 <Saemon> GTA 5 calls for u Bastardly_One skamp
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yes, says I
56:00 <Saemon> go play it
56:00 <Bastardly_One> who has no trouble NOR any complaints
56:00 <Bastardly_One> ever
56:00 <Saemon> Loof exactly, that hot chick at a bar
56:00 <Saemon> some random
56:00 <Saemon> u dont know what shes got
56:00 <Loof> she's got aids that's what she's got
56:00 <Loof> and she wants to infect as many as possible
57:00 <Saemon> with brothels, in order to be employed at the first place, theyve gotta have a clean bill of health
57:00 <Bastardly_One> DemonsRun, time to derail the sleae train
57:00 <Bastardly_One> kgo!
57:00 <Saemon> thats part of ther CV requirement
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll help but I need a lead
57:00 <Excessive> oh wait ........... I forgot abt ur situation though Saemon, so ye the one hour deal would suit u better
57:00 <Bastardly_One> his situation is made up
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I truly believe he's some naive kid who lives at home
58:00 <Loof> sometimes three cocks in a porno just isn't enough
58:00 <Q{{> Saemon, i pay 5% if show live cam
58:00 <DemonsRun> Wut?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and only gets online whe hi parents arent around
58:00 <Saemon> and u know what fellas?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> DemonsRun, I'm sick of Saemon talking pretend stories about hookers
58:00 <Saemon> alot of those ramdon hot chicks in the nightclubs bars etc
58:00 <Bastardly_One> make it stop
59:00 <DemonsRun> No
59:00 <Saemon> are actually working girls themselves
59:00 <Saemon> on thier nights off
59:00 <DemonsRun> It's a phase
59:00 <Bastardly_One> cunt
59:00 <DemonsRun> Yup
59:00 <Q{{> how u know Saemon 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
59:00 <Loof> you never can tell Q{{
59:00 <Saemon> 4 of hookers ive seen told me
59:00 <Loof> that's the point
00:00 <Saemon> they like to go clubbing on weekends
00:00 <Saemon> get picked up and have sex 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> there are certain ... club hookers
00:00 <Saemon> they like it when its not 'work' for them
00:00 <Bastardly_One> but what they're doing is against the law
00:00 <DemonsRun> Ffs
00:00 <Bastardly_One> to soliticise outside of a brothel is against the law
01:00 <Q{{> DemonsRun, missed out a few saucy lines
01:00 <Saemon> wat r u, judge dredd now?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> strangely going out with one didn' other me as much as I thought it would
01:00 <Bastardly_One> no fuckhead
01:00 <Saemon> prostitution is the worlds oldest profession
01:00 <Loof> you had a gf once b1, we get it
01:00 <Saemon> its always exised
01:00 <Bastardly_One> having went out with one I know all he legalities on pros
01:00 <Saemon> existed
01:00 <Saemon> and always will
01:00 <Q{{> also high paid too
01:00 <Saemon> they make heaps
01:00 <DemonsRun> C+p Q{{
01:00 <Saemon> an attractive hooker 
01:00 <Saemon> could see like 10 guys a night
02:00 <Bastardly_One> go have anoher Vape Loof
02:00 <Q{{> whas C+p?
02:00 <Saemon> sessions are typically 200 bux for half an hour
02:00 <Saemon> 300 for one hour
02:00 <Q{{> i wonder how much women would pay for me
02:00 <Saemon> multiply that by 10
02:00 <Saemon> wats 300 x 10?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, well I can you what a $700 take home after the manager gets a cut is 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> about 12 clients
02:00 <DemonsRun> Dw
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and 10 hours
02:00 <Loof> is one sore vag
02:00 <Saemon> they dont have managers with they are independent private working escorts
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I reckon
03:00 <Bastardly_One> she was pretty exhausted that night 
03:00 <Q{{> i might take that as my new hobby
03:00 <Saemon> only ones with managers are ones working with a agency
03:00 <Saemon> or street hookers with pimps
03:00 <Saemon> but thats cliche
03:00 <Saemon> and i dont see street hookers anyway 
03:00 <Saemon> they're dodgey
03:00 <Excessive> k, l8ers
03:00 <Loof> Lumeah how much meth did pieter give you for a fuck slag?
03:00 <Q{{> how much do webcams ppl make?
03:00 <Saemon> alot as well Q{{
03:44 <Saemon> pfft
04:00 <Bastardly_One> street hookers are everywhere ... they're just not as obvious now
04:00 <Saemon> websites like chaturbate
04:00 <Q{{> alot as in how much
04:00 <Q{{> they ever tell u Saemon 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> take an area in melb called footscray
04:00 <Saemon> has revolutionised money making via webcam for normal ppl
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the hookers there just wear trackies
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and look like scum just hanging around the area
04:00 <Saemon> you'd be dumb to use the services of those types
04:11 <Saemon> predator sucks
04:15 <Saemon> overrated twat
05:00 <Saemon> as a client u gotta be smart about it
05:00 <Bastardly_One> St Kilda will always have your classic street hookers and a side street called Greives St
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and their woolies carpark where the trannies hang
05:00 <Bastardly_One> they're their own little turf
05:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty funny
05:00 <Saemon> ive only ever used a street hooker only once
05:00 <Saemon> once
05:00 <Saemon> and it wasnt even really for sex
06:00 <Saemon> i was feelin naughty and only wanted a chick to watch me jerking off
07:00 <Saemon> it sounds cliche, but most of the street hookers really are junkies 
07:00 <Saemon> dirty unwashed filthy grots
08:00 <Saemon> one ive seen her hands were so dirty, they looked like as if she was fiddling with her car engine all day n got engine grease on them
08:00 <Saemon> imagine having that holding your naked cock
08:00 <Saemon> probably get infected with leprosy
11:00 <Q{{> so u going to hire those 2 chicks Saemon 
11:00 <Saemon> i donno now
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12:00 <Saemon> $1500 is gona be a huge dent in my finances man
12:00 <Saemon> but its tempting
12:00 <Saemon> i might give them a call first
12:00 <Saemon> see what they sound like
12:00 <Saemon> if i decide that i like their voices then maybe 
12:10 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ObE4_nMCjE
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13:00 <Q{{> save up 
13:00 <Q{{> check them out Saemon 
13:00 <Q{{> give them reviews
13:00 <Bastardly_One> they're in melbourne for one thing
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16:00 <Q{{> u allowed to video?
17:00 <Q{{> http://www.humblerooster.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Marina-Bay-Sands_night-1.jpg
18:00 <Bastardly_One> well,I have to be up at 7am
18:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... see ya 
18:00 <Q{{> see ya
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19:26 <beehhh> http://i.sexcartoontube.com/content/jkrcomix/11/4.jpg
23:00 <Q{{> check this out Saemon 
23:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1GKcpN1gjo
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Casting a Carpenter Ant Colony with Molten Aluminum (Cast #042) (Jan 23, 2014) 2:04 - Category: Science and Technology - 581,124 views - 2,016 likes (92.3%), 169 dislikes (7.7%)
23:00 <Q{{> lol
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24:33 <Ana_Ng> who is on top?
25:39 <beehhh> ohai Ana_Ng
26:15 <Ana_Ng> oh hi
26:41 <Ana_Ng> l dont recognize her
29:07 <beehhh> that is me on top
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33:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2JIhX0vGhc#t=26
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: STAR CHILD BORN IN CHINA - EYES THAT SEE IN DARKNESS (Jul 17, 2013) 4:01 - Category: News and Politics - 8,002,327 views - 16,412 likes (91.3%), 1,560 dislikes (8.7%)
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33:41 <\romeO_> handjob
33:59 <\romeO_> blowjob
34:46 <\romeO_> mmm whered my rollie papers go
35:13 <\romeO_> found em
35:14 <\romeO_> :)
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38:40 <\romeO_> Roots - The Seed (2.0) featuring Cody ChesnuTT.mp3
39:08 <\romeO_> so who's alive tonight?
39:14 <\romeO_> im gunna go get a coke
39:22 <\romeO_> after my smoke
39:46 <\romeO_> www.cumdumpster.com
39:53 <\romeO_> =) :D
40:06 <\romeO_> +-+
40:19 <\romeO_> dead
40:39 <\romeO_> good smoke
40:45 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*[email protected].*
40:46 Kick: \romeO_ was kicked by ChanOP ((Maurice) Get out.)
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00:00 <Q{{> hi Ana_Ng sweety
00:48 <PandasDontDrive> ygfytfdtty
01:00 <Shadowgate> yous kill of laughter
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04:02 <Excessive> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10153696_10201318976531041_5808397406398786108_n.jpg
11:00 <Q{{> :o
11:00 <Q{{> omg someone slaps me at this time
11:00 <Q{{> what u doing up at this time BaD_BoY_69 
13:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az9l33R0mLs&list=PLrEnWoR732-D6uerjQ8dZiyy9bJID58CK
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Why Do We Feel Emotions In Our Stomachs? (Apr 16, 2014) 2:32 - Category: Science and Technology - 464,535 views - 3,284 likes (91.1%), 319 dislikes (8.9%)
14:00 <BaD_BoY_69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT8OU5WtfkQ
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Push it to the Limit (Oct 31, 2010) 3:31 - Category: Education - 1,179,844 views - 4,673 likes (98.2%), 85 dislikes (1.8%)
15:00 <BaD_BoY_69> Q
15:00 <BaD_BoY_69> wos poppin G 
16:00 <Q{{> G?
16:00 <BaD_BoY_69> yes G 
16:00 <Shadowgate> bad boy is typing at 3am lol
16:00 <Shadowgate> it killed me of laughter
16:00 <Pieter> All yyyky
16:00 <Shadowgate> Pieter typed at 3am to its hilarious
16:00 <BaD_BoY_69> 3am 
16:00 <Pieter> All your cum are belong to piet
16:00 <BaD_BoY_69> its lunch time for me G '
17:00 <BaD_BoY_69> Q where u at punk 
18:00 <Q{{> california
18:00 <BaD_BoY_69> word 
19:00 <BaD_BoY_69> where bouts 
20:00 <Q{{> long beach
20:00 <Q{{> why
20:00 <BaD_BoY_69> just askin 
20:00 <BaD_BoY_69> i was in west compton 
20:00 <BaD_BoY_69> my boy was in santana bloc 
20:00 <BaD_BoY_69> piru 
22:00 <BaD_BoY_69> i was also 8 months in  San Pedro Bay area 
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25:00 <Q{{> ur a marine?
26:00 <BaD_BoY_69> nah fuk dat an ex gang banger 
30:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eabz4V-tvU
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Skydiving cats cause uproar (Nov 15, 2012) 2:33 - Category: News and Politics - 6,834,579 views - 11,545 likes (73.2%), 4,218 dislikes (26.8%)
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57:01 <rex> anyone awake?
13:19 <PandasDontDrive> yea
13:31 <PandasDontDrive> gaming, wondering what these chest pains are
20:34 <rex> gaming good games?
22:17 <PandasDontDrive> yup!!!!!
23:17 <PandasDontDrive> oh crap its late!
30:15 <rex> its not late
30:17 <rex> what game?
38:27 <PandasDontDrive> BF4
38:40 <PandasDontDrive> finally downloaded last two map packs so was checkin' one out
39:15 <PandasDontDrive> n EA have finally started to fix the servers, get so sick of rubber-banding. Time to go to bed man have a good sleep when ya do aye
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48:36 <rex> ppl still play that???
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23:47 <Lumeah> & we wake the living dead
24:53 <Lumeah> Boomm
46:56 <Saemon> bow chika wow wow
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56:20 <Crispy> Hey hey
02:05 <Crispy> Any one alive
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25:49 <Pieter> Lumeah Lumeah Lumeaahhh
26:18 <Lumeah> Hehehe. Piety Piety Piety
26:36 <Lumeah> Gotta work now. Byes.
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11:00 <Tolradi> hey Pieter
11:32 <Pieter> Kelevra: I saw your lookalike on the train the other day
11:39 <Pieter> but you had shoulder length hair
11:53 <Pieter> and a funky fluffy cap thing on
12:00 <Tolradi> how's love and life with hedge face lumeah?
12:27 <Pieter> i wanted to fuck her on the train but she was with some lanky heroin user lookin guy
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34:44 <Pieter> Ya see im an eggg
34:47 <Pieter> N bacon maaan
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46:00 <Pieter> Cmoooon $1600
46:00 <Pieter> Iwantmymoney!
47:00 <Pieter> Wtf
47:00 <Pieter> John paul II has been made a saint
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48:00 <Pieter> What miracles did he perform
48:00 <Q{{> u can complain in ur prayer tonight
48:00 <Pieter> Im not complaining , im just curious
48:00 <Pieter> And i dont pray
48:00 <Pieter> Its pretty stupid praying to myself
48:00 <Pieter> :))
48:00 <Q{{> but u believe in miracle
50:00 <Pieter> Wooo SCOTproject !!
51:00 <Pieter> Ofcourse , im a miracle
51:00 <Pieter> Its a miracle im this sexy
51:00 <Pieter> :)))))~~
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56:28 <Pieter> Hah @the simmons tv ad
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56:39 <Pieter> They use a meth lab in the commercial
57:05 <Pieter> And the neighbours are seeing the explosion in the garage and its 'get out get out now'
57:14 <Pieter> For buying a new home
57:25 <Pieter> WebbY:can I call you plebby?:p
57:30 <Pieter> :))))))
58:25 <Pieter> IM ONLY JOKING FUCKIN:(
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14:34 <Pieter> We're here We're queer We dont want any more bears !
19:25 <simba> ok hard drug affected man
20:00 <PietSAbabe> We're here We're queer We dont want any more bears !
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35:00 <simba> die PietSAbabe
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47:00 <Q{{> simba,  is jealous coz PietSAbabe is sexier than him
47:00 <DemonsRun> Doubtful
47:00 <DemonsRun> Proof or gtfo
48:00 <Q{{> most ppl have seen PietSAbabe pic
48:00 <simba> lmao
48:00 <simba> Q has been saying stuff like that to trick me into showing him my pic for months now
48:00 <DemonsRun> I have not.
49:00 <simba> PietSAbabe is 30 and developing wrinkles....
49:00 <DemonsRun> I have seen simba. 
49:00 <DemonsRun> But not the wanker.
49:00 <PietSAbabe> Go fuck yourself DemonsRun.
49:00 <PietSAbabe> Abusive slag.
49:00 <DemonsRun> Happily
50:00 <simba> PietSAbabe is like a bad tv show that needs to advertise so people tune in...... anyone who proclaims theyre sexy in a chatroom that much has to be downright hideous
50:00 <DemonsRun> ^
50:00 <DemonsRun> I'd like to see and judge for myself though.
50:00 <PietSAbabe> Yeh you go agree with simba , its going to get you far:)
51:00 <DemonsRun> Oh so you're one of those ones who gets butthurt easily?
51:00 <Q{{> ^ :D
51:00 <simba> it was fairly accurate to be fair pieter, if you took the words on their merit and werent clouded by your hatred for the five letter nickname that is 'simba'.... im sure you could agree
51:00 <Q{{> good one PietSAbabe 
51:00 <DemonsRun> Just coz you love the junkie doesn't mean everyone else has to
51:00 <PietSAbabe> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/l/t1.0-9/p720x720/1964813_10152241054173259_1119392566_n.jpg
51:00 <simba> Q being a mindless yes man to Pieter isnt very wise but good luck 2 u
51:00 <PietSAbabe> *muah* DemonsRun
51:00 <PietSAbabe> Calling people you dont know junkies , well done..
51:00 <simba> but u r a junkie
51:00 <simba> you spoke of your relapse in here last year..
51:00 <DemonsRun> A blank picture...
51:00 <DemonsRun> Awesome
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52:00 <PietSAbabe> You're angry cos a 'junkie' has everything you dont :)
52:00 <Tolradi> so
52:00 <Tolradi> what is pieter's problem
52:00 <DemonsRun> No PietSAbabe. I'd walk past you and never give you a second glance. You are not as hot as you claim, and those muscles you're trying to show off are shitful
52:00 <Tolradi> why does he have to tell everyone how great he is
52:00 <simba> hes butthurt that hes ugly
52:00 <Tolradi> if your life is good
52:00 <Tolradi> you don't need to advertise
52:00 <PietSAbabe> DemonsRun: *muah*
52:00 <simba> yeah
53:00 <simba> if youre content yuo dont need to compete with strangers online and constantly validate yourself to them
53:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck I have more muscles than that xD
53:00 <PietSAbabe> Im gonna sit here and abuse peeople using a keyboard cos im cool and I think im better than others here 
53:00 <PietSAbabe> I love sad cases:)
53:00 <simba> you do think youre better than others here :\
53:00 <simba> thats your whole schtick 
53:00 <PietSAbabe> Its not fucking hard to see that I am
53:00 <PietSAbabe> Look at yas
53:00 <simba> you have a completely misguided superiority complex like do you not even see that for yourself Pieter?
53:00 <simba> maybe youre that out of it
53:00 <PietSAbabe> Anyway yada yada yada
53:00 <PietSAbabe> Complain more
53:00 <DemonsRun> ...there is no abuse
54:00 <DemonsRun> Simply staying you're ugly.
54:00 <simba> hes completely unable to converse either
54:00 <PietSAbabe> Whilst i get back to work
54:00 <PietSAbabe> DemonsRun: your opinion counts, it really does.
54:00 <DemonsRun> Hey, it's my opinion
54:00 <PietSAbabe> Anyway haha and bbl :)
54:00 <simba> i think it does
54:00 <DemonsRun> If you think you're hot then good for you.
54:00 <simba> i think her opinion is shared by most
56:00 <DemonsRun> As far as I'm aware, it is.
56:00 <simba> he really does look 40, like Q
56:00 <simba> those guys fast accelerated their looks with hard drugs in the 80s
56:00 <simba> poor guys
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58:00 <DemonsRun> No, 32-35 maybe
00:00 <simba> lol
00:00 <simba> 40 sounds cheekier
00:00 <DemonsRun> His nips look like they need a twist...
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01:00 <simba> he needs a solid beating
01:00 <simba> btw
01:00 <simba> 10,1PAFC1,0 1870 1,10PAFC0,1 1870 10,1PAFC1,0 1870 1,10PAFC0,1 1870
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03:00 <mandyjane> suo
04:00 <mandyjane> sup too
04:00 <Tolradi> hey mandyjane
04:00 <Tolradi> I know of your name
04:00 <Tolradi> you're a legendary troll in these parts
04:00 <Tolradi> I salute you
04:00 <mandyjane> troll?
04:00 <mandyjane> lol dont be a wanker
04:00 <simba> wtf
05:00 <mandyjane> ??
05:00 <mandyjane> im not a troll
05:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
05:00 <mandyjane> i suck at trolling
05:00 <simba> new guy has his wires crossed
05:00 <mandyjane> correcto mundo
05:00 <Tolradi> it's IRC
05:00 <Tolradi> everyone here is a troll
05:00 <simba> new guy is straight out of 2003.....
06:00 <DemonsRun> No
06:00 <mandyjane> lol
06:00 <DemonsRun> Some are just retards
06:00 <Tolradi> simba I'm not on dial up, thanks
06:00 <DemonsRun> Like PietSAbabe 
06:00 <DemonsRun> And pandas.
06:00 <DemonsRun> Etc
06:00 <Tolradi> panda is creepy
06:00 <simba> u sure r actin like it!!!!
06:00 <mandyjane> PietSAbabe aint a troll
06:00 <simba> yea the P crew
06:00 <mandyjane> hes just a junkie
06:00 <mandyjane> pandas is unstable, not right in the head. hes not a troll either
06:00 <Tolradi> does PietSAbabe not buy food so he can buy drugs?
06:00 <simba> yes
06:00 <mandyjane> hes so high he dont even eat
07:00 <mandyjane> only eats cum
07:00 <DemonsRun> Exactly mandyjane 
07:00 <DemonsRun> They're retards
07:00 <DemonsRun> Not trolls
07:00 <simba> sweat and cum
07:00 <Tolradi> Saemon is a troll
07:00 <simba> yea
07:00 <Tolradi> I thought Lumeah was, but she's just from the 80s
07:00 <cYbR> panda bites every time
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08:00 <DemonsRun> And then there's Saemon.
08:00 <DemonsRun> That's another level of retard.
08:00 <DemonsRun> Or Beehhh.
08:00 <mandyjane> real special kind of retard
08:00 <simba> mandyjane is right panda is genuinely mentally unstable
08:00 <mandyjane> oi simba
08:00 <mandyjane> im always right.
08:00 <mandyjane> fact.
08:00 <simba> sometimes,,,,
08:00 <mandyjane> no.
08:00 <mandyjane> anyway. how was everyones easter
08:00 <Tolradi> I think beeeh is just retarded
09:00 <simba> gr8 how was yours
09:00 <Tolradi> or brain damage
09:00 <Tolradi> d
09:00 <DemonsRun> New guy is showing how well he can fit in with the retards...
09:00 <cYbR> my easter was good mandyjane, spent is curled up in bed sick... yourself
09:00 <simba> beehh is another who used hard drugs in the 80s and 90s... its all the hard drugs man
13:00 <Q{{> Traffic on one of Madrids busiest motorways was gummed up at the weekend by a motorcyclist who stopped to look for his lost false teeth. He jammed traffic on the M-30 after a sneeze ejected the dentures from his mouth.
15:00 <cYbR> did he find them in his helmet?
24:00 <Fez> Hi
33:00 <mandyjane> yeah nah, mine was good. :) ruby goes back to school tomorrow. woo
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48:00 <cYbR> ruby your kid, mandyjane?
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55:00 <mandyjane> yer
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03:49 <BlackDevil> Serenity mate http://whenonearth.net/live-inflatable-bubble-bubbletree/
06:00 <Q{{> http://content.time.com/time/video/player/0,32068,677752452001_2032147,00.html?iid=tabvidrecirc
08:52 <druff> thats kinda cool
09:00 <Fez> Nah
10:00 <Q{{> ^ party pooper
11:00 <Fez> Scott?
11:00 <Q{{> u
11:00 <Fez> Me?
11:00 <Fez> Or u?
11:00 <Q{{> yep
11:00 <Q{{> Fez = party pooper
11:00 <Fez> Oh
11:00 <Fez> Thats me
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11:38 <Pyro-> be a bit bright in the mornings
12:00 <Q{{> u should be tagged to say so
12:00 <Fez> Ive pood at partys
14:00 <BlackDevil> Q{{
14:00 <BlackDevil> mate
14:00 <BlackDevil> hi
14:00 <Q{{> yeh BlackDevil 
14:00 <BlackDevil> whats for dinner
14:03 <druff> i didnt see a shower there..
14:30 <druff> its shit i tells ya
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15:00 <Q{{> fresh water fish soup
15:00 <Q{{> sour
15:00 <BlackDevil> ew
15:00 <BlackDevil> gross
15:00 <Q{{> and various other
15:00 <BlackDevil> what about pizza with anchovies ?
15:00 <Q{{> but its fresh fish
15:00 <Q{{> fresh herbs
15:00 <Q{{> fresh lemon grass
15:00 <Q{{> fresh lime
15:00 <Q{{> fresh everything
15:00 <BlackDevil> i dont like fish
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16:00 <Q{{> except for salt
16:00 <Q{{> and sugar
16:00 <Q{{> i fish is ok
16:00 <Q{{> i like various fish and sea food
17:00 <Q{{> i will be staying at wynn hotel in vegas
17:00 <Q{{> its 500 a night
17:00 <Q{{> stay there for a few nights then head of to valley of fire
18:00 <Q{{> u been there?
18:00 <Q{{> u got any suggestions?
18:00 <Q{{> tips?
18:00 <Q{{> girl i go with is fit and active
18:00 <Q{{> i dont care for walking around all day
19:00 <Q{{> nothing much impresses me
19:00 <Q{{> :(
19:00 <Q{{> where u go BlackDevil 
19:00 <Q{{> give me some tips
19:00 <BlackDevil> watching bobs
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20:00 <Fez> Boobs?
21:00 <Q{{> fez is a party pooper
21:00 <Fez> Am not
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22:12 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h BlackDevil
34:00 <simba> RIP DJ RASHAD..........
41:00 <PietSAbabe> Ive invented a new fragrance for you guys
41:00 <PietSAbabe> Its called
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42:00 <PietSAbabe> Depression FOR MEN
42:00 <PietSAbabe> :)
47:00 <BlackDevil> game of thrones
47:00 <BlackDevil> hope there are boobies
50:00 <beehhh> Hot summer approaching in Adelaide again
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51:00 <beehhh> Poor father plunged into his death on neighbour's roof with his shanty-airborne flight
53:00 <beehhh> scammers are cashing-in on sydney's atm from innocent foreigners
54:00 <beehhh> teen gets glassed at maccas while ADF is ignoring its cupportion against abusing
54:00 <beehhh> *corruption
54:11 <BlackDevil> hi Mew
54:37 <Mew> gday bd
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55:00 <BlackDevil> lots of green screen in thie show
55:38 <Mew> https://i.imgur.com/Y0tXTtH.gif
56:15 <druff> hi mew
56:40 <Mew> hi druffsticles
56:50 <BlackDevil> you know who loves you Mew?
56:54 <druff> how are you?
57:00 <beehhh> NT economy is second best after WA
57:00 <beehhh> asian banks are against australian leading banks
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57:44 <Mew> jesus?
57:52 <Mew> good thanks u?
57:53 <BlackDevil> nope, someone on IRC
58:00 <BlackDevil> whats the best tranny you had sex with beehhh?
58:00 <beehhh> i have only one currently
58:00 <BlackDevil> ever invited simba?
58:16 <Mew> that doesnt narrow it down much
58:22 <Mew> jesus?
58:40 <\romeO_> Mew do you wear glasses?
58:54 <Mew> nope
58:57 <\romeO_> ok
58:59 <BlackDevil> element
59:00 <beehhh> her english sucks so i never get angry what she says
59:03 <BlackDevil> he loves you
59:09 <Mew> ohhhhhhhh
59:19 <Mew> hes my biggest fan
59:27 <\romeO_> Mew do you like jeans?
59:29 <Mew> this is stan
59:39 <Mew> yeah i like jeans
59:42 <\romeO_> cool
00:00 <beehhh> bottom line is the future is blink an asteroid might hit australia pretty soon
00:08 <druff> yea im not too shabby
02:00 <BlackDevil> you got simba into trannies beehhh
02:00 <beehhh> those will suffer are the poorer of the poorest, so you cannot really show any of your emotions which wont be counted for or try to be a brave hero for nothing, just dont fkn know whats around the crn waiting to be hit...
03:00 <beehhh> nope BlackDevil, its the other way round of your statement, infact he involve me into trannies
03:00 <Q{{> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kBiVLmDZoc
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Where Do I Begin (Love Story) - Shirley Bassey (May 20, 2011) 4:46 - Category: Music - 412,257 views - 1,940 likes (97.6%), 47 dislikes (2.4%)
03:09 <druff> i have pub squash
03:14 <druff> but im not at a pub
03:23 <druff> does that still make it pub squash?
06:00 <BlackDevil> ohhh the wife did it
06:00 <BlackDevil> with out knowing
09:00 <PietSAbabe> Hey doc:)
10:16 <xm> you know what i like to wake up to mew
10:17 <doctor> turn your house into a pub
10:20 <xm> 0
11:00 <BlackDevil> uh oh
11:00 <BlackDevil> she is drinking
11:07 <xm> lovely day isnt doctor
11:11 <xm> my brain is on ... ice
11:34 <xm> i think it's gettin g to 8C tonight
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12:21 <druff> id need to acquire a pool table first doctor, and hot chicks
14:55 <BlackDevil> LOL
14:56 <BlackDevil> i tried
14:59 <BlackDevil> to F5 in here
15:22 <doctor> not sure, havent seen outside yet
15:31 <doctor> let me open a curtain
15:33 <Mew> 0 errday
15:48 <doctor> too much sun
16:03 <xm> sometimes i press CTRl-D to bookmark great moments on IRC to try to relive them later on
17:16 <doctor> one day i'll make peace with the outside world, when the time is right
17:37 <xm> the price is right
17:40 <xm> however the time is not
17:44 <Mew> not today son, not today
17:48 <xm> come onnnnnn down doctor
18:00 <doctor> mornin piet
18:06 <doctor> please don't make me do things :(
18:41 <Mew> congratulations!!! you've unlocked repressed memory #276!!!
19:07 <xm> vote #1 greens, take out the garbage, get a job ya bum, go get ass fingered to check for ass cancer, walk the dog: things you must do today doctor. i recommend you do a waz style SOP
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20:00 <PietSAbabe> How are ya buddy
20:00 <PietSAbabe> ?
20:04 <Mew> i cant believe how often druff gets g lined
20:12 <Mew> Fez do you know anything about this?
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20:29 <Fez> Yes
20:32 <Fez> I do
20:43 <Mew> pls make it stahp
20:49 <Fez> Naw
21:03 <xm> Fez has been pasting StarTrek spoilers to Lwaxana -- even though she's seen them all 100000x times. it's just the principle
21:04 <Fez> It makes it fun
21:14 <Fez> Lol wut
21:32 <Fez> Yea
21:35 <doctor> Or sending non trap porn to BlackDevil
21:40 <xm> dont mess with IRCops
21:42 <Mew> i still cry if i watch the last ep of tennant as dr who
21:43 <xm> except for BlackDevil
21:44 <Fez> Things like spock has pointy ears
21:47 <Mew> and its not a mild cry
21:49 <xm> i cant believe i get away with so much with that guy
22:02 <xm> in a strange way im getting a lot of respect for him
22:18 <xm> i just feel like a cyberbully now with my constant attacks against him and him never retaliating
22:44 <Mew> BlackDevil is a hardened irc op
22:48 <Mew> hes lives through some tough times
22:50 <Mew> he can take it
22:58 <xm> ive still never seen any of those new eps from the dr who modern series. it seems to have a decent female following though
22:59 <Mew> hes got his coping mechanisms down to a fine art
23:00 <doctor> Hungry but I cbf eating
23:00 <doctor> yourself?
23:11 <Mew> lived*
23:27 <Mew> yeah i think ive seen maybe 2
23:44 <BlackDevil> yea druff gets glined very often
23:46 <xm> im curious why girls love it
23:50 <Mew> i got really really attached to david tennant
23:55 <Fez> Yea
24:00 <PietSAbabe> Hah i know that feeling :p
24:01 <Fez> Fez gets zlined
24:02 <xm> so is it all to do with the lead actor?
24:07 <Fez> Its weird
24:13 <Mew> for me it was just tennant
24:18 <Mew> all the others are shite
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25:00 <PietSAbabe> Yeh not bad , excited , waiting for a large deposit so I can get twisted tomorrow night:)
25:00 <doctor> lol
25:00 <doctor> I'm still living off savings. Haven't had any money come in for a while
25:10 <Mew> billie piper made it easy too
25:47 <xm> didnt she release a song at one time
25:54 <Mew> yessss
26:00 <doctor> I'll worry when it's gone
26:00 <PietSAbabe> Ahhh yes, thats where work and work on the side come in handy
26:00 <PietSAbabe> I fixed 200 power supplies $20 each when fixed :)
26:01 <Mew> honey to the bee something something something
26:14 <Mew> and parents were outraged because it had sexual innuendo in it and children loved her
26:30 <Mew> back when parents could complain about things like that because they arent in your face 24/7
26:51 <Mew> www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtT4MWzohRY‎
26:52 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Billie - Honey To The Bee (Mar 6, 2009) 3:47 - Category: Music - 281,840 views - 1,091 likes (95.9%), 47 dislikes (4.1%)
27:00 <doctor> Yeah at times I get called to help out as a farm hand but they've got nothing to do atm
27:00 <doctor> That's not bad
27:00 <Lumeah> Smarty pants. 
27:00 <doctor> could probably charge more
27:00 <PietSAbabe> I could but it was what they offered me so i took it anyway 
27:00 <PietSAbabe> Sometimes the powersupplies aint even faulty
27:19 <xm> there whttp://www.smartlyrics.com/Song381797-Melissa-Read-My-Lips-lyrics.aspx
27:22 <xm> remember that girl
27:26 <xm> she was only 17 at the time too
28:00 <Lumeah> Why just  $20
28:00 <PietSAbabe> As long as it powers my lightbulb then its all good:)
28:00 <PietSAbabe> $20 each
28:00 <PietSAbabe> Uh oh i gotta poop
28:51 <xm> i remember getting my older sister in trouble once for saying the NKOTB song Call It What You Want was about penetration. i thought i was joking, but i think it's true
29:00 <Lumeah> Make it more.. Or is that being gready? 
29:00 <PietSAbabe> Fuck i love how i changed the main font on android
29:00 <PietSAbabe> It makes everything look sexier
29:00 <Lumeah> Good!  :) 
30:00 <PietSAbabe> Brb poopie time
30:00 <Lumeah> Ok
30:51 <xm> my parents never had to worry about lyrics with me -- as they were mostly electronic tunes with screaming dutch and german vocals no one could understand
31:36 <xm> http://www.metrolyrics.com/call-it-what-u-want-lyrics-new-kids-on-the-block.html
31:39 <Mew> LOL
31:48 <Mew> i remember that song
32:15 <Mew> me and 5 other girls in my year 5 class did a dance to this song infront of the whole school
32:16 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9LjOQVBFmA
32:18 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Billie Piper - Day And Night (This video contains content not available in your country.) - - -
32:29 <Mew> looking back its so donnie darko notorious cringe
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32:36 <xm> haha
33:52 <Mew> there was a britney song too
33:53 <xm> ah yes i remember this now
33:57 <Mew> we did 3 songs all up
33:59 <xm> but yeah this song
34:00 <BlackDevil> and boobies
34:03 <Mew> robbie williams rock dj was one
34:18 <xm> i wonder what kids will be doing on assembly in 10 years time
34:31 <doctor> Did the school pay well?
34:42 <xm> even the catholic primary schools will probably bring out the dancing poles and still have nuns clapping afterwards
34:45 <Mew> oh it was oops i did it again
34:54 <Mew> mine was a catholic primary school LOL
34:58 <doctor> Maybe doing a dance half naked in front of school children would make me find the confidence I need
34:58 <xm> might even be the nun's ideas
35:00 <Mew> booooooooooobs
35:03 <xm> -s
35:12 <xm> Mew: that may even be more of a reason why
35:24 <xm> ever googled the names of teachers ?
35:27 <Mew> actually wow
35:39 <Mew> year 5 was the year that my school hired a known paedophile from another school that had fired him
35:41 <Mew> coincidence?
35:43 <Mew> I THINK NOT
35:43 <xm> LOL
35:55 <Mew> I DANCED FOR A PAEDOPHILE IN YEAR 5
35:57 <Mew> JESUS CHRIST
35:59 <xm> it frightens me how incompentent some schools are
35:59 <Mew> OMG JESUS NO
36:00 <BlackDevil> yea took a while
36:00 <BlackDevil> 40 mins in and boobs
36:00 <Mew> what movie?
36:00 <BlackDevil> game
36:00 <BlackDevil> of
36:00 <BlackDevil> thrones
36:00 <Mew> oh
36:00 <Mew> gay
36:00 <Lumeah> Penis 
36:00 <BlackDevil> now they are going to kill a baby
36:00 <BlackDevil> no penises yet
36:27 <Mew> this paedo teacher came to our house once aswell to set up a desk top computer
36:33 <Mew> and he made sure there was a webcam
36:39 <Mew> feeling quite dirty right now
36:39 <xm> what the?
36:42 <xm> what year was this
36:48 <Mew> this was in year 7
36:54 <Mew> ill explain how it happened
36:55 <xm> i mean like 200X
37:00 <Mew> ummmmmm
37:00 <Mew> you love da penis
37:00 <BlackDevil> only mine sweetie
37:00 <Mew> i thought you were bisexual
37:03 <Mew> 2002? 2003
37:04 <Mew> ish
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37:30 <doctor> The Catholic Education Department is notorious for putting old fat nuns who hate children as principals of Primary Schools
37:40 <xm> doctor: notice how they hate boys more?
37:47 <Mew> when our school hired him it was kept hush that he was a paedo and it wasnt until i got to year 9 or so in high school and i was talking to a girl from another primary school and mentioned his surname
37:52 <doctor> yeah, they gave me and my brother a hard time
37:55 <Mew> and shes like **** *****?!?!?! yeah that guy
38:02 <xm> they just want to make sure the future generation women get a bunch of pussies -- so women of the future will miss out too
38:04 <Mew> he was fired from my school for touching girls!!!
38:06 <Mew> omg wot!!!!!
38:07 <Mew> etc
38:20 <xm> yeah those things arent right. ive thought about writing about that topic before
38:30 <xm> although i suspect it happens more in the public system
38:47 <xm> which is contrary to what people think because of what they read in the news
38:48 <Mew> thats a worry lol
38:49 <doctor> My grade 3 teacher was a bit suss like that
39:00 <Lumeah> Im not gay yes i do love penis. 
39:01 <xm> they just move teachers around...
39:10 <Mew> i remember him talking to me about computers in my bedroom when he was setting it up at our house and he had the worst collection of spit at the sides of his mouth
39:14 <Mew> like he was actually drooling
39:17 <xm> it's like WildTurkey coming in with new shells/nicknames
39:21 <Mew> i still had no idea he was a pedo at this point tho
39:40 <doctor> Married with 3 kids but was very weird. When I went out for a piss at some excursion in the bush he'd stand right above behind me
39:50 <xm> my brother did have a teacher that went all dodgy on him -- a female one
39:59 <xm> and she did it outside right on a bench
40:00 <BlackDevil> Mew http://i.4cdn.org/b/1398656310772.gif
40:08 <xm> she started caressing his forearm and asked him if he liked it
40:15 <Mew> whoa
40:18 <xm> is every guy in here getting a boner now
40:25 <doctor> lol
40:27 <Mew> just BlackDevil
40:33 <xm> and Q{
40:34 <doctor> never had an attractive school teacher so no
40:44 <xm> Q{ gets a boner when he sees BlackDevil getting one
40:51 <doctor> I think Q's gone for good now
40:56 <xm> i had a crush on one female teacher but that was it
40:59 <xm> oh has he
41:00 <Mew> nice
41:00 <Mew> i meant BlackDevil, Lumeah 
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41:20 <xm> my dickhead friend even made a comment on it in front of everyone
41:25 <xm> 'why did you blush'
41:42 <doctor> Yeah, made some remark yesterday about how horrible people here are and then quit
41:45 <Mew> we had a hot blonde teacher in yr 7 and the yr 6 teacher was this hot PE guy who looked like the commando off of biggest loser
41:54 <Mew> they were both married but ended up banging each other and leaving their other halves
42:00 <DemonsRun> Glad I don't watch that show then
42:00 <Lumeah> Ok
42:00 <BlackDevil> how about these http://i.4cdn.org/b/1398656539017.gif
42:16 <xm> just like the Biggest Loser hosts then
42:26 <Mew> whaaaaaaaaaaat?
42:27 <Mew> really
42:32 <xm> didnt the woman cheat>
42:34 <xm> ?
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42:55 <xm> i dunno, i dont really follow that stuff. just see snippets
42:55 <Mew> i dunno i must have missed that one
42:56 <BlackDevil> yea xm
42:59 <BlackDevil> whats your point?
43:00 <Lumeah> Gravity 
43:00 <Lumeah> ... 
43:00 <Mew> oh my lord
43:00 <Mew> theyre huge
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43:03 <BlackDevil> we live together
43:04 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQRVf7JuZts‎
43:05 <BlackDevil> Youtube: South Park: Nice - Comedy Central UK (Feb 25, 2014) 1:32 - Category: Comedy - 52,390 views - 426 likes (99.1%), 4 dislikes (0.9%)
43:06 <BlackDevil> i always get a boner
43:35 <xm> BlackDevil: i dont agree with your lifestyle with Q{. it's not Biblical. please dont take it personally :)
43:41 <Mew> actually i had more than 1 dodgy teacher in primary school and the other one was a female
43:47 <xm> i dont believe it will interfere with your IRCop duties
43:54 <Mew> i think i might have actually repressed this memory cos it hasnt popped into my head for ages
44:00 <Lumeah> Fall to side... Gravity. 
44:00 <Mew> huh?
44:08 <xm> i was clueless to that sort of stuff in primary school though
44:09 <doctor> We had two highly religious neurotics in high school who split with their wife/husbands, quit the school and ran off together
44:09 <BlackDevil> the bible is made up stories
44:15 <Mew> but we had an old lady in year 2 who made our whole class watch anime porn with the curtains down and the doors locked in the classroom
44:22 <Mew> and someone told their parents so she ended up getting fired
44:31 <Mew> it was fuckin weird anime too
44:34 <xm> like when i used to watch Australia's Most Wanted about paedos taking kids i thought "gee those men must be so lonely to force kids to play with them"
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44:45 <xm> wtf Mew
44:54 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Maurice
44:57 <xm> old lady?
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44:59 <doctor> lol
45:00 <BlackDevil> here Mew http://i.4cdn.org/b/1398655851938.gif
45:00 <Mew> thx
45:00 <Mew> you've filled my daily quota of boob links
45:00 <Mew> it doubles if TheRon comes in
45:00 <BlackDevil> can never be filled
45:00 <Mew> can so
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46:00 <BlackDevil> i mean you posted cocks like crazy last night
46:00 <Mew> cocks are different
46:00 <Lumeah> Well ya have large boobies they fall to the side of the body. 
46:00 <BlackDevil> one boobie is always bigger than the other
46:32 <doctor> I wonder if the public education system has as much drama as the catholic education system
47:00 <Lumeah> They don't stay up like that. 
47:00 <simba> http://pastebin.com/jdhuBws1 beagle 
47:00 <Mew> are you jealous of that ladies boobies Lumeah?
47:00 <Mew> you should appreciate them not be jel
47:55 <xm> i'd say they'd have even more time for drama classes doctor. they dont have religious education
47:58 <xm> BOOM TISH!
48:00 <BlackDevil> beagle is a nice mate
48:00 <Lumeah> Talking about boobs and poo.. 
48:00 <Mew> aw no simba :(
48:00 <Q{{> umm i read about fecal transplant
48:00 <Mew> i thought they were gonna last forevs
48:22 <xm> i did wish i went to a public one
48:37 <xm> catholic schools just shield you from crap
49:00 <Lumeah> Nooo not jelious... Trust me. 
49:00 <Q{{> yeh ppl transplant poop too
49:00 <Q{{> for some medical treatments
49:00 <Lumeah> Hi {Q
49:00 <Mew> i think we should treat #melbourne like a game of dodgeball and hit Q{{ and some other annoying person like beehhh or Saemon with a ban and let awolf and beagle back in for a while
49:00 <Q{{> hey Lumeah 
49:00 <Lumeah> See.. Im saying hi. 
49:00 <Q{{> okay
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49:12 <xm> i missed out on the peace/piets of the world. it was a culture shock coming here
49:36 <Serenity> the commando and michelle bridges hooked up
49:43 <Serenity> wow
49:45 <Serenity> i was scrolled
49:46 <Serenity> nvm
49:51 <Fez> Wtf
50:00 <Q{{> mew got terrible taste
50:00 <Q{{> and poor judgement
50:01 <Fez> I thought they were married
50:10 <Serenity> they were married to other people
50:13 <Serenity> then they got together
50:15 <doctor> yeah same xm
50:44 <Fez> Oh
50:56 <Serenity> he cheated on his wife with michelle
51:00 <Q{{> except for some for some youtube links
51:00 <Lumeah> How old are u mew if u don't mind me asking? 
51:02 <Fez> I thought they wrre still married to the others
51:06 <Serenity> she claims she left her husband before she fucked commando
51:06 <Fez> Aaah
51:10 <Fez> Yepyep
51:27 <Fez> What cunts
51:36 <Fez> !!
51:42 <doctor> I don't know why people look up to those two. I can't stand the biggest loser, it's a modern day freakshow
52:00 <Q{{> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyf059psVew
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Empire Of The Sun - Suo Gan Scene (Feb 3, 2010) 2:25 - Category: Film and Animation - 551,963 views - 1,634 likes (98.7%), 21 dislikes (1.3%)
52:00 <Mew> 23
52:00 <Lumeah> Ta
52:12 <xm> it's not a particularly fun show to watch. not even when they're crying
52:28 <Fez> Its not spose to be fun
52:49 <xm> not for them, no
52:59 <xm> but what is fun for the viewer is another matter
53:00 <doctor> I don't understand the appeal, but that's okay, I don't really care to
53:00 <DemonsRun> Younger and better looking than you Lumeah 
53:00 <DemonsRun> Damn!
53:00 <Mew> i was actually born with it
53:00 <Mew> maybelline sponsors me
53:07 <xm> yeah, neither do i
53:33 <xm> maybe they just cry heaps to try to shed a few more grams
53:39 <Serenity> its supposed to inspire us fatties to lose weight
53:45 <xm> a desperate technique but not that effective
54:11 <xm> or for others to see how much hard work it is and give up
54:37 <doctor> Tear detox, only $29.99 if you order in the next 10 minutes. Free 5kg sack of onions if you order in the next 5
54:41 <Serenity> but its not healthy because it makes normal people think they can lose 60 kilos in 12 weeks
55:00 <BlackDevil> DemonsRun http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b7b_1398629199
55:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Guns and Toothpaste (Date: Apr-27-2014, 7 hours ago) - Views: 1967 - Played: 3903
55:00 <Serenity> wow
55:00 <Lumeah> And the rest.. Lol
55:00 <Serenity> shads and joel are messaging me that i have poo undies
55:00 <Serenity> i sure got owned
55:05 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
55:07 <xm> i do remember one incident about the show. some guy took heaps of green tea to speed up his metabolism
55:23 <PandasDontDrive> the best way to lose weight is from an old japanese tradition
55:29 <PandasDontDrive> called disembowelment
55:35 <PandasDontDrive> worked for me! *dies*
55:45 <Serenity> theres some tea now that makes you lose weight
55:50 <Serenity> apparently its just a laxative lol
56:00 <BlackDevil> do you?
56:00 <Serenity> yeah man of course
56:00 <BlackDevil> yea same here
56:00 <DemonsRun> BlackDevil: My phone signal isn't strong enough to open more than one internet using app at a time :(
56:11 <xm> i wouldnt say those people are full of shit when they go on about it. lulz
56:17 <xm> i think i spend too much time with TheRon
56:29 <xm> but yeah seen that tea
57:00 <BlackDevil> blows balls
57:09 <Serenity> xm do you know if we have some kind of second hand textbook place in perth
57:34 <xm> i only know of book exchanges
57:39 <xm> and those op shops
57:46 <xm> but i never go in hunting for a particular title
57:51 <xm> i just snap up bargains
57:56 <doctor> Might find some interesting confessions in those
57:58 <Serenity> trying to avoid spending $100 on a book i need lol
58:08 <xm> what subject?
58:30 <Serenity> Sociology in Today's World is the book
58:47 <xm> i downloaded about 200GB of videos on stuff like that recently
59:00 <DemonsRun> We have an outage :(
59:00 <DemonsRun> But still getting SOME service from the tower on the way to town
59:21 <xm> it could be a textbook used at uni, dunno. if so there are sites wehre students sell off the books after they've done with it
59:34 <xm> they're*
59:35 <Serenity> yeah its a uni book
59:37 <Serenity> thats why i need it
59:40 <xm> i cant remember what the site is called
00:43 <faux> What uni sez!!
00:50 <xm> https://studentvip.com.au/textbooks/isbn/9780170130400
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01:24 <faux> You can tell me in pm if you dobt want cubtfaces knowing
01:24 <xm> actually dunno if any of those books are still available as 2nd hand
01:35 <Serenity> yeah ill pm you lol
01:35 <faux> There's textbook exchange
02:43 <Serenity> i had a look there but they still want like $80 for the book.. id rather pay the extra $15 and get a new one
03:00 <Serenity> BlackDevil isnt human dem
03:00 <Serenity> hes not listening to you
03:00 <BlackDevil> i got 0 service
04:46 <PandasDontDrive> 4 sezz https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/1558567_550940085027113_5065180032691656283_n.jpg
05:15 <Serenity> hahaha
05:16 <Serenity> dorks!
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08:00 <Pieter> Im fucking with a green screen application
08:00 <Pieter> Soon im gonna  be orbiting earth\
08:00 <Pieter> :)))
09:11 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
09:31 <PandasDontDrive> Cause if meat can't dance and broccie wont dance then they're NO FRIENDS OF MINE!
11:31 <BlackDevil> mew click my dick here http://whenonearth.net/live-inflatable-bubble-bubbletree/
12:27 <Mew> :o
12:38 <Mew> i wanna be on it
12:46 <BlackDevil> damn right
13:11 <xm> cheapest ive seen it is $87.95 (free delivery)
13:17 <xm> http://www.thenile.com.au/books/Brian-Furze/Sociology-in-Todays-World/9780170193030/
13:31 <PandasDontDrive> lol
13:37 <xm> but if it never arrives or you end up getting an empty box full of foam dont ban me
14:01 <xm> i would rather go second hand
14:27 <xm> but the thing is this seems to be written by Australian academics -- so dont know about how easy it would be to find in a physical store
14:36 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive you like the picture of my dick?
15:00 <BlackDevil> ohhhh
15:00 <BlackDevil> new fap video
15:00 <BlackDevil> would be epic
15:46 <PandasDontDrive> dont need a picture
16:00 <Pieter> Yeh !!!
16:00 <Pieter> Intergalactic tugging !!
16:01 <PandasDontDrive> i just rub my hands in vegemite and touch myself and think of you
16:08 Part: norti ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:20 <xm> it would be hard to picture as Q{ would be *in* the way
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19:00 <Mew> there will be a new constellation called the gangrenous slug
19:53 <PandasDontDrive> lol
22:00 <BlackDevil> i dont think Mew seen your fap video
22:00 <Mew> i havent
22:00 <Pieter> Damn
22:00 <ShadowLurker> slug slapping vid
22:00 <Pieter> See it
22:00 <Mew> and unfortunately i dont have enough data to watch it
22:39 <xm> <BlackDevil> Q{ can you move for a sec <Q{> yeh y <BlackDevil> need to take pic of my dick
23:00 <Pieter> Ya can hear it go flop flop flop
23:00 <Pieter> Or slap slap slap
23:00 <Mew> that is truly terrifying 
23:00 <ShadowLurker> it is
23:00 <Mew> i feel like ive seen it
23:05 <BlackDevil> your just jealous
23:23 <xm> your come back should be that it's so big that anything would get in the way. but NO you didnt use that
24:20 <xm> like walking around nude and then suddenly turning around near the table would wipe everything off the surface: the salt and pepper shakers, the vase etc
24:37 <PandasDontDrive> lol
25:32 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive
25:43 <BlackDevil> want to sit on my dick?
26:00 <ShadowLurker> do you feel like you need to wash in a bath of acid
26:15 <BlackDevil> and taste Q
26:23 <xm> that's when PandasDontDrive at Christmas says his wish would be that he'd never have to get off :)
27:00 <Mew> pretty much
27:00 <Doodle> D:
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> ROFL
28:12 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive
28:15 <BlackDevil> did you see that new
28:25 <xm> Christmas only comes once a year, but BlackDevil cums inside Q{ 10 times a day
28:25 <BlackDevil> trailer in australia?
28:28 <xm> soz
28:35 <BlackDevil> why hate xm
28:44 <xm> im all coffee'd up
29:12 <xm> just curious where your threshold is bro
29:19 <Mew> WiReD
29:20 <BlackDevil> i have 0
29:25 <Mew> 0!!
29:36 <BlackDevil> 0 threshold
30:19 <Mew> 1
30:26 <BlackDevil> hi mew
30:27 <BlackDevil> mate
30:33 <Mew> hey
30:46 <BlackDevil> so
30:50 <Fez> I want chocolate
30:55 <BlackDevil> i had to downgrade my utorrent
31:20 <Mew> what should we do for #melbourne today?
31:31 <Mew> a poll? a pop quiz?
32:10 <BlackDevil> so
32:16 <BlackDevil> Robocop came out online
32:19 <BlackDevil> but its a webrip
32:21 <BlackDevil> and cam
32:33 <BlackDevil> orgy?
32:36 <xm> im looking forward to Noah for some good laughs
32:46 <xm> Monty Python presents Noah
33:13 <xm> there are rips out but they're cam jobs
33:13 <Mew> are u gonna dl or see it at the cinema?
33:22 <xm> d/l
33:23 <Mew> mmmmm popcorn smell
33:31 <xm> cinemas r 4 loosers
33:32 <Fez> GoT is out
34:00 <Mew> http://www.thatslife.com.au/Article/Food/Recipes/Caramel-Choc-Pecan-Slice
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34:24 <Mew> i havent been for years
34:28 <xm> although it would be good ambience to hear people laugh live
34:29 <tech_n9ne> Aaahh
34:36 <Mew> last time was the hangover
34:47 <PandasDontDrive> im all coffee'd up too haha
34:49 <PandasDontDrive> 3 in a row
34:50 <tech_n9ne> Love hangover
35:00 <Mew> mmmmmmm
35:08 <tech_n9ne> Pandas ya coffee junky
35:19 <xm> going to the cinema for me is more of a 'forced' social thing
35:28 <PandasDontDrive> i <3 cinema
35:33 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/ll_a_s/2014/Apr/29/LiveLeak-dot-com-101_1398715639-bday8yJ_1398745084.jpg?d5e8cc8eccfb6039332f41f6249e92b06c91b4db65f5e99818bade9e4a40dcd5e0d9&ec_rate=230
35:33 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: title (Date: Apr-28-2014, 1 hour ago) - Views: 8574 - Played: 9989
35:38 <tech_n9ne> Lol forced
35:43 <xm> it's rare to want to go unless there's some movie you cant wait before the bluray rip comes out
35:56 <xm> yeah, well, no one is putting a gun to my head
35:59 <xm> i could stay at home
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> take that!
36:12 <tech_n9ne> Fk work
36:16 Quit: tech_n9ne ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
37:00 <Pain> gay
38:00 <Mew> caramel choc pecan slice and sodomy
38:00 <ShadowLurker> :)
40:20 Quit: faux ([email protected]) Quit: ok
40:44 <BlackDevil> this is the video and pic http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=101_1398715639
40:49 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Was this Polish Football Fan Set on Fire by Security ? (Date: Apr-28-2014, 8 hours ago) - Views: 3628 - Played: 3700
47:00 <TheRon> hello
49:40 <Mew> do you hate crowds xm?
53:00 <Q{{> hi handsome
53:00 <TheRon> yes i am
53:00 <Q{{> where u been
53:00 <TheRon> around
54:00 <Q{{> did u get any wolf whistles today
54:00 <TheRon> oh yes!
54:53 <BlackDevil> i love farting in elevators
55:00 <Q{{> were they from cougars?
55:00 <TheRon> how'd you guess
55:00 <Saemon> damn 
55:00 <Mew> have you ever scored with ladies from lawn bowls?
55:00 <Saemon> TheRon
55:00 <Q{{> must be hard life to be beautiful
55:45 <xm> i can deal with crowds but prefer not to
56:00 <Q{{> how u live with such a curse TheRon 
56:00 <TheRon> no but this one time there was this hot 24 yo blonde peice
56:00 <Mew> did she want a piece of you?
56:00 <Saemon> if ur too good looking
56:00 <TheRon> she bent over to bowl and oh my god
56:00 <Mew> awwww daaaaaamn
56:00 <Saemon> some jelous person is gona throw acid into your face
56:33 <xm> crowds are only fun when you're sitting in the city and watching randoms interact
56:49 * xm puts on creepy sunglasses
57:00 <Saemon> u always gotta walk around lookin over your shoulder
57:00 <Saemon> a life living in constant fear is no way to live
57:00 <Saemon> id rather be ugly and happy
57:00 <Q{{> i wouldnt do that, i rather steal his face for transplant
57:00 <TheRon> i go the kavorka what can i say
57:12 <BlackDevil> they take pictures?
58:00 <Saemon> doesnt work that way Q{{
58:00 <Saemon> a face looks they way its does due to bone structure
58:00 <Q{{> there been several face transplants before
58:00 <Q{{> they implant bone structures too
58:00 <Saemon> so if u simply peeled on his face skin and pasted ontu yours, you'd still look the same as u did
58:00 <Saemon> only slightly different
58:49 <xm> and sound. then i make songs and stuff using it -- it's the ultimate alchemy to turn the mundane to something interesting
59:00 <Q{{> they do the bones and face
59:00 <Q{{> yeh
59:00 <Saemon> i see so your willing to steal his facial bones as well
59:00 <Mew> you ugly people sure have a lot of weird fantasies
59:00 <Saemon> u do know that this would most likely kill TheRon, right?
59:00 <Q{{> someone did installed lab grown vagina too
59:00 <Mew> it doesnt even seem like you're ugly and happy just ugly and mad
59:00 <Q{{> with the bones, they use man made materials
59:28 <BlackDevil> Mew
00:00 <TheRon> i'm an absolute hornbag
00:00 <Saemon> Mew you got tuckshop arms
00:00 <Saemon> i think you're one of us
00:00 <TheRon> one of us one of us!
00:00 <Saemon> what if meeeew was one of ussss?
00:00 <Mew> if i had tuckshop arms and a wide set vagina i still wouldnt be one of you
01:00 <Saemon> like a slob like one of is?
01:00 <Saemon> if mew had a name, what would it be and would u say it to her face
01:00 <Saemon> and all her glory n yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
02:00 <Q{{> ur turning to one of us as we chat Mew 
02:00 <Mew> yis
02:00 <Q{{> lets face it
02:00 <Mew> ha ha good one Q{{ 
02:00 <Q{{> the more exposure with us, the more u become one of us
03:00 <Mew> im immune sry
03:00 <Q{{> u hope so
04:00 <Q{{> but nah it doesnt work that way
04:00 <Q{{> u cannot help but become on of us
04:00 <Q{{> its futile to resist
04:00 <Q{{> u gotta get far away
05:00 <Mew> http://31.media.tumblr.com/c47b4912e443a0cec2f654f139d3b6ee/tumblr_n4ibmtWsAW1rxkt25o1_1280.jpg
06:00 <TheRon> very nice
06:00 <Fez> Thats not a dick
06:00 <Adonis> whose that?
06:00 <Saemon> she has a pretty face
07:00 <Q{{> nope dont like her boobs
08:00 <Q{{> i wish mew is hot like that tho
09:00 <Q{{> Saemon, i wont have to kill him
09:00 <Q{{> i can keep him on life support
09:00 <Q{{> till i find replacement face for him
14:00 <Pain> np: [Chet-Faker-Built-On-Glass-CD-FLAC-2014-OUTERSPACE]-08-chet faker-blush.flac
14:00 <Pain> still mew is a fat slut
14:00 <Pain> go get a cock in you slut
15:00 <Q{{> :/
15:00 <TheRon> i'll take the bullet
15:00 <Q{{> thats not Pain 
15:00 <Mew> haha
15:00 <Q{{> why u say that
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16:00 <Mew> thanks TheRon 
16:00 <TheRon> i'm not that choosey
16:00 <TheRon> :)
16:29 <PandasDontDrive> OH UHHH A FEMALE
16:38 <PandasDontDrive> ok boys, time for a 21 penis salute
17:00 <Mew> you just ruled out anal
17:00 <Pain> mew
17:00 <Pain> mew is a slut
18:00 <Q{{> dude hussies are popular here
18:00 <Pain> id bash her face in
18:00 <Q{{> u advertising for mew?
18:00 <Pain> like im gonna bash your head into next week
18:00 <Pain> gay faggot
18:00 <Q{{> eww nasty
18:00 <Q{{> im not chatting with u anymore
18:00 <Q{{> waste my time
19:00 <Pain> yeah diaf
19:00 <Pain> faggot
19:00 <Pain> u gay poof
19:00 <Q{{> so?
19:00 <Q{{> whats ur point?
19:00 <Q{{> what u saying?
20:00 <Pain> stfu
20:00 <Pain> u have aids
20:00 <Q{{> ^ one frustrated dude
20:00 <Pain> nope
20:00 <Pain> im happy
20:00 <Q{{> i can tell
20:00 <Mew> - pharrell
20:00 <Pain> happier then u bunch of sad sacks of shit
20:00 <Q{{> dude ur all mad and upset
20:00 <Pain> nah
20:00 <Pain> u are mad
20:00 <Pain> u are fat
21:00 <Q{{> ^ :D
21:00 <Q{{> ur the only mad and sad person here pain
21:00 <Q{{> ;-)
21:00 <TheRon> pain, even been in a turkish prison?
21:17 <Googie85> ROFL
21:46 <Pyro-> schwing
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> i fired my shot before pulling out :/
23:00 <Pain> hey the ron
23:00 <Pain> how about you go eat a dick
23:00 <Pain> u paki faggot
23:31 <Fez> I bet emmas a man
24:00 <Q{{> ^ he sees everyone as gay
24:00 <Q{{> he got gay eyes
24:00 <TheRon> he's a happy so and so
25:12 <PandasDontDrive> sexy
25:22 <PandasDontDrive> I like a man with a girly name <3
25:41 <Fez> As long as the have longish hair
30:00 <TheRon> shhh scotty doesn't know
30:00 <Mew> http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md094hlJPv1rhpw36o1_500.jpg
31:00 <Mew> perfect vagina
31:00 <Q{{> nah i dont like that one
31:00 <Q{{> it lack shape
31:00 <Q{{> and character
31:00 <Q{{> too little fat
31:00 <Mew> okay well if that vagina was placed in front of me i would do things to it
31:00 <Q{{> too stingy on the labia
31:00 <Mew> and im not even into that sort of thing
32:00 <Q{{> maybe i need to see the complete package
32:11 <PandasDontDrive> fucking couriers man
32:17 <PandasDontDrive> I swear they're the laziest fucks
32:34 <PandasDontDrive> I bet they rock up, have a five minute nap
32:47 <PandasDontDrive> then get out n put that fucking card in saying 'sorry we missed you' and drive off
33:00 <Mew> if you're that picky about vaginas then i dont think the whole package would change your opinion much lol
33:39 <simba> when i look up irc and see BlackDevil has been typing https://31.media.tumblr.com/b826c791c8b76a05a905def1affd3b7e/tumblr_inline_n3tz0ma5Tf1qhv088.gif
33:55 <BlackDevil> cute kitty
34:00 <Pain> licking the clit is amazing
35:00 <Q{{> not as amazing as receving the lick
35:00 <Pain> why
35:00 <Q{{> coz its even better
35:25 <PandasDontDrive> fkn front gate was open
35:31 <PandasDontDrive> would've had my brand new Kinect!
35:44 <PandasDontDrive> I bet the courier was that fat shit from King of Queens
36:00 <Pain> i think oral sex is as pleasurable for both parties
36:00 <Pain> the giver and receiver
36:00 <TheRon> why do kangaroos lick their own genitals?
36:00 <TheRon> because they can
36:38 <Fez> Doug
36:59 <Fez> Doug heffernan
37:00 <TheRon> i smell roast lamb and it's delish
37:19 <Fez> Actor kevin james i think
38:00 <simba> TheRon do you know what i smell
38:00 <TheRon> the sweet smell of victory?
38:00 <simba> Cat blood
38:00 <Pain> fez zlined
38:00 <Pain> lol
38:00 <TheRon> we get another shot at the title, wait untill after then
38:00 <druff> lol
38:00 <Pain> im drinking blue v energy drinks
38:00 <simba> i told u that was a fixture we would win m8
38:00 <druff> what a dick
38:00 <TheRon> yes you did well done
39:00 <simba> we might meet deep in finals
39:00 <TheRon> yes we might
39:00 <Pain> np: [Machinedrum-Vapor City-WEB-2013-jAZzMan]-01-machinedrum-gunshotta-jazzman.mp3
39:00 <Pain> simba
39:00 <Pain> did u hear about dj rashad
39:00 <Pain> RIP DJ RASHAD
39:00 <simba> yeah thats fucked
39:00 <simba> !!
39:00 <Pain> i kno
39:00 <TheRon> i think the top will be out of hawks cats port and the roos
39:00 <Pain> whes fucking awesome man
40:00 <Pain> that cd double cup man
40:00 <simba> TheRon there are a bunch of derbys this weekend 
40:00 <Pain> kahn was mates with him
40:00 <Mew> man
40:00 <TheRon> the cats v richmond, i think we can already pencil in a win
40:00 <Pain> shut up
40:00 <Pain> u guys see eddie maguire
40:00 <Pain> drop the c bomb
40:00 <Pain> hes a fucking idiot
40:00 <TheRon> no
40:00 <Mew> nah man i didnt see that man
40:00 <simba> yea
40:00 <Mew> when did he do that man?
40:00 <Pain> he dropped the c bomb on fox footy
41:00 <simba> interviewing kane cornes
41:00 <simba> it was weird
41:00 <TheRon> collingwood?
41:00 <Pain> yah lol
41:00 <Pain> i was like wtf
41:00 <Mew> who was he calling a cunt man?
41:00 <TheRon> yeah thats just wrong
41:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPrfY5CbLl4
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eddie McGuire Drops C Bomb | Eddie McGuire Swears on TV (Apr 27, 2014) 0 - Category: Howto and Style - 6,085 views - 19 likes (95%), 1 dislikes (5%)
41:00 <simba> hard to hear what he's even saying
42:00 <Pain> u know hes saying i
42:00 <Pain> that cunt should be sacked
42:00 <simba> something about him being an old cunt
42:00 <Pain> yah lol
42:00 <TheRon> it was in context
43:00 <Mew> he'd be almost ready to retire anyway wouldnt he?
43:00 <simba> old cunt is still too savage for tv
43:00 <Mew> go out with a bang
43:00 <simba> i think eddie is a good commentator but most of the rest are avergae
43:00 <simba> no good competition there
43:00 <Pain> i cant stand eddit
43:00 <Pain> eddie
43:00 <Pain> james bray shaw is good
43:00 <Excessive> k, reset my ringtone to  Guru Josh - Infinity
44:00 <TheRon> he's a broady boy made good
44:00 <Saemon> its just cunt
44:00 <Pain> saemon
44:00 <Saemon> wats the big deal
44:00 <Pain> stfu
44:00 <Pain> u gay semen cunt
44:00 <TheRon> you south australians should be worshipping the ground brayshaw walks on
44:00 <Pain> i hate u saemon
44:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8TQZBHszI4
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Best of Foghorn Leghorn (Apr 17, 2012) 13:04 - Category: Comedy - 1,371,251 views - 3,921 likes (93.6%), 269 dislikes (6.4%)
45:00 <Saemon> simba do u know whose the best commentator of all time?
45:00 <Saemon> Jim Ross
45:00 <Saemon> good ol' JR
45:00 <Pain> your full of shit cunt
45:00 <TheRon> lou richards\
45:00 <simba> Pain have you gone on redbullmusicacademy
46:00 <TheRon> actually sam newman is the best comments man
46:00 <Saemon> classy freddie blassy
46:00 <Pain> no how come
46:00 <Q{{> nice boy. he got more nerve than a bumped tooth
46:00 <Pain> sam new man is hilarious
46:00 <Saemon> jerry the king lawler
46:00 <Pain> that takin to the streets segment
46:00 <simba> lots of great lectures and sets on there from the rbmas they do around the world.... ie a dj rashad one
46:00 <TheRon> michael cole not so much
46:00 <simba> http://www.redbullmusicacademy.com/lectures/dj-rashad-dj-spinn--windy-city-boom
46:00 <Pain> yeah ill have to get it thanks mate
46:00 <Saemon> michael cole was good during attitude era days
46:00 <simba> everyone is on there u will be surprised
47:00 <Pain> simba
47:00 <Pain> DJ_Rashad-Itz_Not_Rite-(ZIQ285)-WEB-2010-DEF
47:00 <Saemon> nowdays he sucks
47:00 <Pain> u need that simba?
47:00 <simba> yes
47:00 <simba> wait
47:00 <Pain> k i can help u 
47:00 <Saemon> lawler was fucken awesome as a heel color commentator during attitude era days
47:00 <Pain> i can zippyshare
47:00 <TheRon> i'm worried about any artist with dj in fromnt of their name
47:00 <Pain> dj rashad is awesome
47:00 <TheRon> except for jazzy jeff
48:00 <Pain> simba have u ever listened to machinedrum
48:00 <simba> its ok some of them are producers too
48:00 <simba> no
48:00 <Pain> np: [Machinedrum-Vapor City-WEB-2013-jAZzMan]-02-machinedrum-infinite us-jazzman.mp3
48:00 <Pain> u should
48:00 <TheRon> i prefer u2
48:00 <Pain> check out machinedrum,sepalcure,JETS and dream continuum
48:00 <Pain> they are all projects of travis stewart aka machinedrum
49:00 <Pain> he does stuff under another name called sydrone
49:00 <Pain> jets is jimmy edgar and travis
49:00 <simba> nice 
49:00 <simba> 1
49:00 <TheRon> i want the cricket back on
49:00 <Pain> sepalcure is a producer called braille and travis
49:00 <Pain> jamie xx is making some sweet beats too 
49:00 <Pain> producer from the xx
50:00 <TheRon> so live and let die
50:00 <Pain> hey simba who are your fav producers
50:00 <TheRon> moby
50:00 <Pain> yep
50:00 <TheRon> fatboy slim
51:00 <Pain> fatboy slim is one of the original pioneers
51:00 <Pain> original djs
51:00 <Pain> came from playing in a band called the housemartins
51:00 <Pain> do producing some of the most amazing music ever
51:00 <simba> the neptunes
51:00 <Pain> yup
51:00 <simba> lol jk
51:00 <Pain> no the neptunes are awesome
51:00 <simba> theyre cool but wouldnt say favs
52:00 <Pain> flying lotus is in my top 10
52:00 <simba> idk about favs
52:00 <Pain> rustie
52:00 <TheRon> i like quincey jones
52:00 <simba> mala
52:00 <Pain> hudson mohawke
52:00 <simba> kode9
52:00 <Pain> burial
53:00 <Pain> four tet
53:00 <simba> yea i could listen to them all the time
53:00 <Pain> fuck yeah 
53:00 <Pain> four tet is amazing live
53:00 <simba> yea f*ck y*ea
53:00 <Pain> i would love to see burial live
53:00 <simba> that would be like a sigur ros type sit down thing
53:00 <simba> amasing
53:00 <Pain> haha
54:00 <Q{{> http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y462/staffpicks/Animated_GIFs/future.gif
55:00 <simba> you know Hype Williams
55:00 <simba> aka 
55:00 <Pain> yes
55:00 <simba> dean copeland
55:00 <simba> whatever they are using now
55:00 <Pain> he did stuff with kelis back in the day
55:00 <simba> not the director or w/e
55:00 <Pain> oh yeah
56:00 <Pain> yeah dean blunt
56:00 <Pain> inga
56:00 <Pain> copeland
57:00 <simba> yea like that record Find Out What Happens When People Stop Being Polite, And Start Gettin' Reel  
57:00 <simba> i listened to that a lot
57:00 <simba> but i saw them live and it was whack
57:00 <simba> a whole lot of bass and smoke
57:00 <simba> loudest show i ever saw
57:00 <Saemon> lol @ simba 
57:00 <Saemon> wot a tryhard
57:00 <simba> now idk about the stuff they do under those names
57:00 <TheRon> ric flair back tomorrow
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57:13 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/newsradio/audio/streaming.htm
58:00 <TheRon> WOOO!
58:00 <Pain> yeah
58:00 <Saemon> wonder if hes gona be a part of evolution again TheRon
58:00 <Saemon> WOOOO!
58:00 <simba> Saemon has never been to a live show
58:00 <simba> and if he did he would choose WWE
59:00 <TheRon> i chose jewel back in the day
59:00 <Saemon> WOOOO!
59:00 <Excessive> u couldn't reach to his chest*
59:00 <simba> yea u r like 5'7
59:00 <simba> lil babby
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59:17 <beehhh> bitch
01:00 <Saemon> simba ur greek
01:00 <Saemon> greeks are sort
01:00 <Saemon> short
01:00 <Saemon> everyone knows this lol
01:00 <simba> Pain if u havent heard that hype williams record with the really long name check it !!
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02:00 <Pain> will do
02:00 <simba> nope my old man is tall and i am taller
02:00 <simba> and my bro is tall
02:00 <simba> owned
02:00 <TheRon> you greek?
02:00 <simba> im half greek yes
02:00 <TheRon> throw another wog on the fire
02:00 <Saemon> lol simba sure sure whatever you say shorty shortanopolis
02:00 <simba> Malakas Saemon
02:07 <Googie85> why you post link>
02:09 <Googie85> ?
03:00 <Saemon> simba shortanopolis
03:00 <Saemon> thats his surname lol
03:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
03:00 <simba> thats my surname
03:00 <TheRon> it's a wog wog wog wog world
04:00 <Saemon> lol ur not allowed to modify ur texts and add colors to it in room
04:00 <Saemon> u should be banned for that simba 
04:00 <simba> this is 1 of his best trax
04:00 <simba> yes u r u dumbass teenager
04:00 <simba> u dont know n e thing about irc
04:00 <Saemon> omg more teenbybopper try hard music
04:00 <simba> i am a trained professional
04:00 <simba> u r a novice 
04:00 <simba> u dont know how 2 troll or even use basic irc
05:00 <simba> u have to learn irc before u learn how 2 troll
05:00 <TheRon> the wog industry is the fastest growing industry in the southern hemisphere did you know that
05:00 <Saemon> watever shortanopolis
05:00 <Saemon> watever shortynopolis
05:00 <Saemon> lol
05:00 <simba> wogs pioneered this western way
05:00 <Excessive> careful man ............. he's gonnah hit the roof soon n call his bandito "mates"
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05:28 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> westside
06:00 <Saemon> wats ur other half simba
06:00 <Saemon> if one half is greek
06:00 <TheRon> italian
06:00 <simba> aus you dumbass
06:00 <Saemon> rofl
06:00 <Saemon> italian/greek =
06:00 <Saemon> supewog
06:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
07:00 <Excessive> and add a ")" to that b4 he picks at it :)
07:00 <TheRon> i'm a white anglo male so i get no shit for my race
07:13 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7K0Vo4X4L8
07:14 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Game - 120 Bars (May 15, 2009) 9:00 - Category: Music - 40,277 views - 145 likes (96.7%), 5 dislikes (3.3%)
08:00 <simba> unless youre getting it from abos
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09:00 <Saemon> hey simba do you use tzatziki sauce as lubricant when you jerk off? like how beehhh uses curry?
09:00 <TheRon> yeah well......
09:00 <simba> hang on Saemon, the over 14s are typing
09:00 <TheRon> tzatziki sauce is the best jerry
09:00 <DemonsRun> Saemon: Do the hookers reject you often?
09:00 <Saemon> some have
09:05 <TheRon> hello
10:00 <Saemon> but it doesnt happen too often
10:00 <DemonsRun> That's just sad
10:00 <Saemon> but when it does, u do get pissed off
10:00 <Saemon> cuz its like 'fuck you bitch, ur a fucken hooker, and u fucken judge ME?!"
10:00 <DemonsRun> When a hooker says no you know you're ugly
10:00 <Saemon> i know im ugly already thats why i sue hookers
10:00 <Saemon> herp derp
10:00 <Excessive> sue hookers?
10:00 <Saemon> but yeah most want the money though
11:00 <Saemon> so its unlikely
11:00 <simba> u can tell hes ugly just by how angry he is on irc
12:00 <Saemon> duh simba captain obvious
12:00 <simba> be quiet
12:00 <Saemon> ive already said that ive got a weak jaw
12:00 <Saemon> no chin 
12:00 <Saemon> overweight
12:00 <Mew> i thought he was ugly and happy
12:00 <Saemon> i am happy
13:00 <TheRon> beer makes me think i'm more attractive than i probably am
13:00 <Saemon> simba thinks im angry
13:00 <simba> klown kum
13:00 <Mew> no chin http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvd7ad2Fm11r058cd.jpg
13:00 <DemonsRun> Lol Mew 
14:00 <Saemon> my chin is like this guys
14:00 <Saemon> http://beforeafter.cosmeticsurgeryfriends.com/dr_cruise/befores/3426/chin-augmentation_o?1342065750
15:00 <Saemon> im considering gettin cosmetic surgery to fix it
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16:00 <Saemon> but i donno, the risks sounds scary
16:00 <Saemon> if u goes wrong u could simply lose your entire jaw
16:00 <Saemon> and literally have like half a face
16:00 <TheRon> all these stupid women who want breast implants, i can do exactly the same using nothing but alcohol
16:00 <Saemon> what should i do guys?
17:00 <DemonsRun> Trying to go home so my kid takes off for a walk -.-
17:00 <TheRon> qiuck backhander?
17:00 <DemonsRun> Should leave his bag here and pick him up tomorrow, nan will deal with it haha
18:00 <TheRon> what do you call a 26 yo woman in a port adelaide jumper?
18:00 <Saemon> child neglect is never something to make light off.
18:00 <DemonsRun> We're at my mothers you idiot
18:00 <Saemon> what TheRon?
18:00 <DemonsRun> Hardly neglect 
18:00 <TheRon> nanna
19:00 <Saemon> i dont get it
19:00 <DemonsRun> ^
19:00 <TheRon> they tend to have kids when they are 13 or 14
19:00 <Saemon> does the port adelaide jumper make her look older?
20:00 <Saemon> oh they do?
20:00 <TheRon> what does a port adeliade supporter use for protection during sex?
20:00 <Saemon> DemonsRun are u one of those people who has kids
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21:00 <Saemon> and then lets thier parents take care of their kids
21:00 <Saemon> while u go out drinnking n shit
21:00 <DemonsRun> My son has 3 sets of grandparents who all want to see him regularly. If they ask they have him
21:00 <DemonsRun> And I do as I please
21:00 <DemonsRun> If they don't, I don't ask them to.
22:00 <Saemon> 3 sets of grandparents? how does that work?
22:00 <Saemon> u got like two husbands or something?
22:00 <TheRon> mother father and someone's partner
22:00 <DemonsRun> My parents are remarried 
22:00 <DemonsRun> How are you so dumb?
22:00 <Saemon> ah ic
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23:00 <Saemon> im not dumb how am i supposed to know your parents are remarried?
23:00 <Q{{> some women needs to combine genetic materials from 2 eggs to get it fertilised
23:00 <Saemon> wat am i, psychic?
23:00 <Serenity> its common sense you moron
23:00 <TheRon> so you probably have like really young siblings?
23:00 <Q{{> then get surrogate womb
23:54 <TheRon> jaaaaaailbreak
24:00 <JimmyJack> anus
24:00 <TheRon> ass
24:00 <DemonsRun> TheRon: I have one younger sister 4 older brothers
24:12 <TheRon> all in the name of liberty
25:00 <Saemon> awkward moment when a sibling is old enough to be the younger siblings parent
25:00 <TheRon> ah yes
25:00 <TheRon> interesting how families work
25:00 <Serenity> why is it awkward
25:00 <Serenity> or is Saemon just talking shit again
26:00 <DemonsRun> Sister is 15. I'm 22. Hardly old enough to be her mother
26:00 <JimmyJack> new weed :D
26:00 <Saemon> its awkward cuz when u go to the shops ppl might go
26:00 <Serenity> no one does that
26:00 <Saemon> "oh look at yur daughter shes adorable"
26:00 <Saemon> and you'de be like 'oh, thats my sister'
26:00 <DemonsRun> The mind of an idiot
26:00 <Serenity> jesus christ
27:00 <TheRon> best not to think about it
27:00 <JimmyJack> touched me
27:00 <Saemon> and the dynamics of authority is screwed up
27:00 <Serenity> meanwhile back in the real world
27:00 <Saemon> so sister would be more lenient with you than your mother
27:00 <Saemon> but of they are similar age, should the sister be more strict like the mother as well or not?
28:00 <Serenity> shut.up.
28:05 <Kynetic> theres nothing on the internet
28:13 <Kynetic> its all boring
28:24 <TheRon> yes!
28:39 <TheRon> nude chicks?
29:00 <JimmyJack> how can u get a kid to eat veggies?
29:00 <Saemon> whoa dayem DemonsRun ur only 22?
29:00 <Saemon> bow chika wow woooow
29:00 <Saemon> lol jks
29:00 <Q{{> no wonder simba is on to her already lol
29:00 <Serenity> you just feed them veggies?
29:00 <Q{{> anyhow...
29:00 <Serenity> *shrug*
29:00 <Saemon> we got off on the wrong foot, lets restart
29:00 <JimmyJack> k
29:00 <Saemon> hi DemonsRun, im saemon
29:00 <Mew> i make a mash for rory that goes with spaghetti bolognase sauce
30:00 <JimmyJack> mmm cool
30:00 <Pyro-> ram the veges down their throat
30:00 <Saemon> easy way to make a kid eat veggies
30:00 <Pyro-> kind-of like worming a cat
30:00 <Serenity> if theyre not given any alternatives they dont know any different
30:00 <Saemon> make them watch paranormal activity
30:00 <TheRon> my nephew likes chicken nuggers and cheese sandwiches
30:00 <Saemon> then tell them that will happen to them if they dont eat veggies
30:00 <TheRon> that's all
30:00 <Mew> its like pumpkin, potato, broccoli, capsicum etc and then i put smokey paprika and onion salt in it
30:00 <Mew> oh and cheese
30:00 <Saemon> tell them u have the power to bring the ghosts to your house
30:00 <Mew> cheese makes it good
31:00 <Saemon> if the kids u are talkin about is under 5
31:00 <Saemon> they will fall for that
31:00 <Serenity> here comes Saemon
31:00 <Serenity> kid professional
31:00 <JimmyJack> how old is the little one now mewsie?
31:00 <TheRon> my nephew delveloped a fussiness as he got older
31:00 <Pyro-> the idea is to not give them a choice .. if they don't eat them they stay hungry .. 
31:00 <Mew> nearly 15mo
31:00 <Loof> awww
32:00 <Mew> hes walking and sort of talking
32:00 <Mew> he says 'oh dear' and 'taco'
32:00 <Loof> awesome :)
32:00 <Serenity> lol @ taci
32:00 <Serenity> taco
32:00 <Q{{> what if they dont eat and get real skinny
32:00 <Mew> walks around going "tacotacotacotaco"
32:00 <Saemon> oh dear?
32:00 <Loof> i bet he got oh dear off peppa pig
32:00 <Loof> the dad
32:00 <Q{{> u get arrested for child abuse
32:00 <TheRon> we teach "go cats " by about that age
32:00 <Saemon> why does he say 'oh dear'
32:00 <Saemon> of all tings?
32:00 <Loof> that's where zac got it
32:00 <Serenity> shut the fuck up Saemon
32:00 <Pyro-> they'll eat eventually .. stop being a pussy and tell them what to do
32:00 <Q{{> Serenity, is getting jelly Saemon 
33:00 <Q{{> so watch out
33:00 <Serenity> yes jelly.. of what exactly
33:00 <Pyro-> don't ask them nicely to protect their feelings.. that's when they grow up to be spoiled cunts forever getting their own way
33:00 <Serenity> if you dont eat what i cook you go hungry here
33:00 <Mew> yeah probably Loof he loves peppa
33:00 <Serenity> tough love
33:00 <Q{{> jelly from Saemon sweet words and attention
33:00 <Q{{> from=for
33:00 <Serenity> hes not getting any attention you moron
33:00 <Serenity> shut up
34:00 <Saemon> if i had a 15 month old, i would teach him to say cool tuff
34:00 <Q{{> ur just crazy then
34:00 <Saemon> stuff
34:00 <Serenity> i saw that vid of him walking mew
34:00 <Serenity> hes so cute
34:00 <Saemon> like jabroni
34:00 <Mew> yeah did you hear his jibberish
34:00 <Saemon> hell yeah, austin 3:16
34:00 <Mew> ?
34:00 <Serenity> yeah i did
34:00 <Serenity> i want to smoosh his face in
34:00 <Saemon> wheres the vid? is it on youtube>
35:00 <Q{{> serenity is such a wacked stupid bitch
35:00 <Loof> we're doing ivf again
35:00 <Mew-is-a-fatty> LoL
36:00 <BlackDevil> lol element
36:00 <Serenity> i noticed hes skilled in getting around handsome pete hah
36:00 <Pyro-> more cushion for the pushin
36:00 <Serenity> i dont think element would use mibbit
36:00 <BlackDevil> he isnt
36:00 <Saemon> its amazing how kids learn how to speak
36:00 <Saemon> how they learn the language
36:00 <BlackDevil> he is using irc with a mibbit identd
36:00 <Loof> this asian woman on the train today, must have been 50 something, best ass and titties
36:00 <Q{{> they pretty much have to learn it before 7yo
36:00 <Mew-is-a-fatty> http://i.imgur.com/RTTMBQf.jpg <<<<< Mew eXposed! Lot 2 South Terrace Penneshaw S.A 5222
37:00 <Serenity> oh
37:00 <Saemon> like, you never really officially sit them down to teach them propperly
37:00 <Serenity> now i feel derpy
37:00 <BlackDevil> element is in love with Mew
37:00 <Serenity> brb
37:00 <Saemon> like how a foreigner learns english in class
37:00 <Saemon> babies just hear to speak it
37:00 <Saemon> and then one day they just start speaking it too
37:00 <Saemon> word by word
37:00 <TheRon> rob schneider is derpy derp der derpity do
38:00 <TheRon> rated pg
38:00 <Saemon> how do they even know the meaning of the words they say?
38:00 <Q{{> problem is kids cant tell different between the 2 languages
38:00 <Q{{> they get mixed up
38:00 <Q{{> and confused
38:00 <Pyro-> that's just cuddly, not fat
39:00 <Loof> Saemon i wish i knew that
39:00 <Loof> how kids learn to speak scares me
39:00 <Loof> how do they do it
39:00 <Loof> it's magic i say
39:00 <Q{{> thanks goodness for inventor of clothes
40:00 <TheRon> pants?
40:00 <Q{{> pants is good too
40:00 <Q{{> else  u have to wear skirts TheRon 
41:00 <Saemon> has anyone ever pointed out that god seems like a butthurt perv?
41:00 <TheRon> the other day a black man went were no black man has ever went before
41:00 <TheRon> into a kilt shop
41:00 <Saemon> cuz adam and eve ate the apple from tree of knowledge, and then realised that being naked was emabarressing
41:00 <Saemon> so when god saw them one day with leaves covering thier privates
41:00 <Saemon> he threw a hissy fit and kicked them out of the garden of eden
42:00 <Q{{> and clothes protects them from the elements
42:00 <Q{{> -s
42:00 <Loof> clothes protect all females from element
42:00 <Loof> and a lot of males
42:00 <TheRon> loof you got in before me
43:00 <Saemon> fucken hell aust pledges 60 million dollars into search for missing plane MH370
43:00 <TheRon> is pieter a rapist pr am i just making that up?
43:00 <Saemon> i never gave permission for my tax money 
43:00 <Saemon> to pay for that shit
43:00 <ShadowLurker> you have to be able to get a hardon to rape
44:00 <TheRon> fair point
44:00 <Saemon> i can never rape then
44:00 <Loof> i might
44:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up
44:00 <Saemon> cuz a female struggling and hitting me and in distress
44:00 <Loof> :P
44:00 <ShadowLurker> i wish Saemon had a permban
44:00 <Q{{> lol
44:00 <Saemon> wont giv me an erection
44:00 <Pieter> Hbahaha @ that mew pic thing , i hd to see it
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45:00 <TheRon> naughty naughty
45:00 <Loof> wish i had a permerection
45:00 <Pieter> And this is what bags me out , fwhat a fuckin crack up
45:00 <Saemon> thats bad for u Loof
45:00 <Loof> yeah true
45:00 <Saemon> apparently the penis becomes in danger of gangrene
45:00 <Pieter> TheRon: Its true !
45:00 <Pieter> I AM
45:00 <Saemon> if it stays erect for more than 3 hours
45:00 <Pieter> No woman is safe!
45:00 <Pieter> BwAHaHahA
45:00 <Pieter> That was an evil laugh *nod*
46:00 <Loof> wonder if it has a warning about that on viagra boxes
46:00 <TheRon> always suspected
46:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> hey Pieter 
46:00 <Q{{> men on average have 11 erections per day
46:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR99-0bbKiQ
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pieter and Fluffy II - Tonight I Celebrate My Love For You (Cover) (Feb 20, 2014) 3:55 - Category: Comedy - 25 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
46:00 <Q{{> that is quite a lot
46:00 <Saemon> probably on the side effects part
46:00 <Loof> yeah
46:00 <Pieter> Hahaha
46:00 <Pieter> The title is funny enough
46:00 <Saemon> my penis once stayed erect for ages when i was trying to sleep but needed to pee
46:00 <Saemon> when i finally did pee and the erection came down
46:00 <TheRon> peeing whilst erect is the worst
47:00 <Saemon> my entire penis was sore
47:00 <Saemon> like it was bruised
47:00 <TheRon> women have got it easy!
47:00 <Q{{> that would look like the worlds ugliest sausage
47:00 <Pieter> No
47:00 <Pieter> Peeing after sex is the worst
47:00 <Pieter> Theres always 2 streams
48:00 <ShadowLurker> like youd know
48:00 <Pieter> Having to get em both into the toilet
48:00 <Pieter> Ya need to control it like a fire hose
48:00 <TheRon> i make an effort to sit down when i pee
48:00 <Pieter> The trick is to push out hard right at the start
48:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> what if you dont control it Pieter? will it be like a scene on a NYC street with a bunch of ghetto kids dancing around?
48:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> on a hot day?
48:00 <Pieter> Push that gunk out like a bullet !
48:16 <doctor> internet is life. the real world doesn't exist anymore
48:52 <PandasDontDrive> THE REAL WORLD IS SUPER MARIO 3!
49:00 <TheRon> too woggy
49:00 <Q{{> how do astronauts pee
49:00 <Pieter> In 0 gravity
49:00 <Pieter> :)
49:00 <Q{{> yeh
49:00 <TheRon> a bag
49:00 <Mew> out of their dickholes
49:00 <TheRon> no doubt they make a mess the first couple of tries
49:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> come on Pieter ive seen your FB
49:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> you like science right?
49:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> you know there's no such thing as 0 gravity
50:00 <Q{{> small enuf to be considered 0
50:00 <Mew> its different in piets world cos the sun is only 200m wide
50:00 <Pieter> Whats gravity ?
50:00 <Pieter> And Mew is only 200m wide
50:00 <TheRon> a type of gravy
50:06 Join: FredFlinstone ([email protected]) to #melbourne
50:09 <doctor> Many identify with the caricature of Mario more than they do with actual italian men
50:16 <FredFlinstone> arvoze peeps
50:39 <TheRon> what a big week it's been in football
50:56 <FredFlinstone> TheRon will we beat collinghsit friday night?
51:00 <TheRon> the biggest was eddie calling kane cornes an old cunt
51:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> Piet is one of those people on dating sites when asked which is bigger: Earth or Sun... he'd say the Earth
51:00 <Serenity> LOL 200m
51:00 <Mew> like duh, look how small the sun is in the sky!!
51:00 <TheRon> i thought he just said "my penis"
51:00 <Pieter> Nailed.
51:00 <Serenity> i remember that
51:00 <Serenity> 'the sun is actually smaller than people think'
51:00 <Serenity> sure it is
51:00 <Mew> "most people dont know but the sun is actually 200m in diameter"
51:05 <FredFlinstone> lmao
51:12 <TheRon> all signs point to no
51:17 <FredFlinstone> awwwww lol
51:26 <TheRon> just being honest
51:26 <FredFlinstone> too many injuries methinks
51:43 <FredFlinstone> anyway I will be numb before
51:52 <TheRon> i mean i hope carlton flogs them but i don't think they will
52:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> hahaha he said that?
52:00 <Mew> yeah ages ago
52:00 <Serenity> yuh
52:00 <Mew> Serenity you'll be able to find it in that big melb log
52:00 <Mew> just ctrl+f 200m
52:00 <Serenity> was it that long ago
52:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> did he say it 'used to be a fucking pineapple' but then coalesced and formed a star?
52:00 <Mew> oh i thought it would be including up to now
52:00 <Serenity> nahh
52:00 <Mew> it would be like less than a year ago
52:00 <Serenity> i ended up splitting them by months in like 2011
52:07 <FredFlinstone> at least there arent as many toothless pricks in the MCC
52:21 <TheRon> cheaper beers?
52:25 <FredFlinstone> nup
52:28 <TheRon> damn
52:30 <FredFlinstone> nuffin cheap
52:37 <TheRon> loading up before the game??
52:43 <FredFlinstone> i mean the AFL memberes is a disgrace
52:49 <FredFlinstone> yes going for dinner first
52:58 <FredFlinstone> two fat indians across the road
53:00 <Pieter> 6 months later and nothing at all has changed
53:00 <Pieter> Ilove it :)
53:00 <TheRon> they got married early never had no money.......
53:00 <Mew> oh damn
53:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> in the name of science someone please upload all the pieter quotes to somewhere
53:00 <Serenity> no nothing has changed you're still a raving lunatic
53:00 <Mew> can you upload multiples into that notepad++ thing?
53:06 <TheRon> nice food?
53:15 <FredFlinstone> I paid $9 for a crownie other week
53:21 <TheRon> fuck off
53:32 <FredFlinstone> not been before but the rreviews are good and been recommneded
53:37 <FredFlinstone> nup that is
53:53 <FredFlinstone> down the bottom in the new dungeon
54:00 <Q{{> multiple what?
54:00 <Mew> beagle admitting he has sex with his cat would be a good find too
54:00 <Pieter> IRC Quotes
54:00 <Pieter> Oh no !
54:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> so if the Sun is 200m wide that makes each star in the order of cm's
54:00 <Pieter> Youre going to destroy my life !!
54:00 <Serenity> ohh you might be able to
54:00 <Pieter> Productive bunch you are :)
54:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i hope beagle was joking
54:00 <Q{{> they have irc quote bots
54:00 <Mew> yeah he was i think
54:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> but he may not know that sex involves penetration
54:00 <Mew> just drunk and confused his cat with lucie
54:00 <TheRon> how many beers have diappeared now kids??
54:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> he is naive and probably thought it means sleeping with your cat and spooning afterwards
54:00 <TheRon> 23
54:06 <FredFlinstone> changed the name and put the prices up
54:11 <FredFlinstone> never again
54:11 <TheRon> my bro sugested doing the swanston st crawl before a game one day
54:12 <doctor> that's average in bars/pubs with restaurants. goto one with a TAB, they don't need to make up for the loss on food by over pricing the alcohol
54:34 <FredFlinstone> no it isnt avergae at all
54:36 <TheRon> i hate paying 5.50 for a stubbie so
54:51 <FredFlinstone> this is only a fuckin sports stadium ffs
55:00 <Serenity> ive had an awesomelly productive day
55:00 <Mew> 99 infected syringes on the wall, you take one down, share it around, 98 infected syringes on the wall
55:00 <Serenity> now im sitting here for half an hour
55:10 <TheRon> have you called sen on this matter?
55:18 <FredFlinstone> lol
55:24 <FredFlinstone> as if they can do anything
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55:31 <FredFlinstone> MCC is just as bad
55:34 <TheRon> you can vent
55:45 <TheRon> if anything the mcc should be cheaper
55:47 <FredFlinstone> you need to pay $12 for a decent glass of wine
55:58 <FredFlinstone> the mCC reserve is paint stripper
56:00 <Serenity> have a cry
56:00 <TheRon> pieter did you train your cat to sleep on your crutch is it just something it does?
56:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> pieter probably walks out of the alley with a needle still stuck into his arm the same way old men walk out of a public toilet with paper sticking out of their arse
56:00 <Doodle> i trained my cat to do that
56:00 <Doodle> nothing like a warm lap to attract the laydeez
56:00 <TheRon> well it's a warm spot
56:00 <Mew> pussay magnet
56:00 <Doodle> kekekkeke
56:10 <FredFlinstone> no it isnt
56:24 <FredFlinstone> its cheaper to buy spitits
56:28 <FredFlinstone> spirits
56:32 <FredFlinstone> dont ask me why
56:43 <TheRon> would the swanston st crawl be any good??
56:45 <FredFlinstone> beer is ridiculous
56:53 <FredFlinstone> not sure
57:00 <Serenity> [3:29pm] <PietSAbabe> the sun is only 200m in radius
57:00 <Serenity> [3:29pm] <PietSAbabe> the surface that is
57:00 <Serenity> [3:29pm] <PietSAbabe> or is it 200km ?
57:00 <Serenity> [3:29pm] <tromdage> yes
57:00 <Serenity> [3:29pm] <tromdage> it's only 200 metres
57:00 <Serenity> [3:29pm] <PietSAbabe> thats fucking small
57:00 <Serenity> fuck mew that notepad ++ is mad
57:00 <TheRon> pieter how big is jupiter??
57:00 <Serenity> i literally opened up 3 years of logs and searched 200m
57:04 <FredFlinstone> as you know I usually go to the Mail Exchange
57:15 <FredFlinstone> its got everything there
57:18 <doctor> do what Atari used to do. Brought his own wine bottle with straight vodka mixed with red dye
57:20 <TheRon> me too, i hardly goto the 'g anymore
57:30 <TheRon> i love the mail exchange
57:31 <FredFlinstone> I go there all the time
57:38 <FredFlinstone> but dont drink usually
57:43 <FredFlinstone> befoer and after
57:51 <TheRon> pints, a bar meal and then off to the game
57:53 <FredFlinstone> wlel maybe sometimes after
57:56 <FredFlinstone> yesh
58:00 <FredFlinstone> the best idea
58:00 <Saemon> the thought of a cats needle sharp fangs biting into and peircing the penis knobhead always makes me cringe
58:00 <Saemon> ouchy
58:00 <Saemon> never let a cat lay on my lap
58:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> good old tromdage
58:25 <TheRon> just convenient coming in from ballarat
58:27 <FredFlinstone> $42 for a bottle of peeprjack cant go wrong
58:31 <FredFlinstone> so true
58:47 <FredFlinstone> we used to go to Time oUt
58:55 <TheRon> where's that?
58:55 <FredFlinstone> they are bigger rip off merchants
58:59 <FredFlinstone> fed square
59:00 <Doodle> why would a cat bite your knob
59:00 <Doodle> they do have standards
59:00 <Saemon> the knob might look like a mouses face with the snout
59:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> Saemon might be using John West oily tuna is lube
59:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> who knows
59:00 <Doodle> lol ewww
59:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> as*
59:06 <FredFlinstone> loved the food
59:07 <TheRon> yeah ok
59:09 <FredFlinstone> but fuck me
59:22 <FredFlinstone> the wine went up to $49 for fuckin piss!
59:27 <FredFlinstone> I said never again
59:38 <TheRon> is one of the restaurants at fed square owned by rob sitch??
59:44 <FredFlinstone> dunno
59:49 <FredFlinstone> there are a few there
59:55 <FredFlinstone> only been to Time Out
00:00 <FredFlinstone> its handy
00:00 <simba> llol at the Pieter log
00:00 <Saemon> chicks smear peanut butter on their snatch and have thier dog go to work on it
00:00 <TheRon> nobody want's to see that
00:00 <Doodle> yeah but chicks are fucked
00:00 <Serenity> [8:13am] [8:13am] <Pieter> did you know the sun is only 200m big
00:00 <Serenity> [8:13am] [8:13am] <Pieter> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/199643_447067178691793_1821011076_n.jpg
00:00 <Serenity> [8:13am] [8:13am] <Pieter> thats a carbon star nearly dead
00:06 <FredFlinstone> on the way to the ground
00:10 <FredFlinstone> we used to walk
00:15 <FredFlinstone> along the river
00:31 <TheRon> i goto the tennis occasionally too
00:41 <FredFlinstone> gave that up years ago
01:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOL 200m
01:00 <Saemon> but its safer for chicks
01:00 <Mew> 200m big lol
01:00 <Saemon> cuz the vagina is flat
01:00 <Pyro-> it's amazing how completely uneducated some people mange to be
01:00 <Saemon> nothing for the dog to really bite on
01:00 <Saemon> but the penis however, is easily bitable
01:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> does Pieter watch star trek? he cant tell the difference between fact and fiction. he'd probably try to build his own warp drive
01:00 <Pyro-> like seriously.. how is that even possible.. to ever miss the idea at least, of the actual size
01:00 <ShadowLurker> ffs Saemon just fuckoff
01:28 <TheRon> you can kinda do the open on the cheap
01:47 <FredFlinstone> not for me thanks
01:52 <FredFlinstone> they can stick it now
01:57 <TheRon> i used to play tennis
01:58 <FredFlinstone> all corporate
02:00 <ShadowLurker> you have no idea
02:00 <Doodle> ok i'm not having this conversation anymore Saemon
02:00 <TheRon> the vagina has a radius of 200m
02:00 <Saemon> oh ur a snob all of a sudden now Doodle
02:00 <Doodle> no
02:00 <Saemon> want to look cool by ditchin me
02:00 <Doodle> its gone too far
02:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> Pieter, are you going to design your own space ship?
02:00 <Saemon> fine then waheva
02:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> you can go travel the Universe
02:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> design it in MS Paint
02:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> to scale
02:00 <Doodle> also not all of a sudden i've always been a snob
02:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> install more RAM, get a good video card
02:00 <TheRon> fleetwood mac - little lies
02:01 <FredFlinstone> me too
02:03 <FredFlinstone> loved it
02:14 <FredFlinstone> we went to every year at the new center
02:17 <FredFlinstone> then they got greedy
02:33 <FredFlinstone> tennis isnt the same
03:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> there may even be a planet where meth is part of the atmosphere
03:00 <Saemon> star trek is not fiction
03:00 <Mew> if you plucked every one of Saemon's mums moustache hairs you could make a blanket that is 3m big for homeless people
03:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> is it not?
03:00 <ShadowLurker> i wish youd die
03:00 <Saemon> its the future
03:00 <TheRon> endor may yet be a planet
03:00 <Saemon> endor is star wars
03:26 <FredFlinstone> used to play the St.Arnaud easter tournamnet
03:55 <TheRon> nice, so you knew what you were doing then
04:00 <TheRon> so thats not real
04:00 <Serenity> [1:06pm] <Pieter> plus we'll blow ourselves up , gamma rays can take out galaxies n they can end up being a size of nothing bigger than diameter of 200m
04:00 <ShadowLurker> he likes 200m
04:00 <ShadowLurker> EVERYTHING IS 200M - PIETER
04:00 <Serenity> im bored now
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Endor is a fucking planet
04:00 <Bastardly_One> My race live there!
04:11 <FredFlinstone> of course lol
04:16 <FredFlinstone> loved grass
04:23 <FredFlinstone> played Ballarat one year
04:26 <TheRon> some people play and have no idea
04:33 <TheRon> hollioake?
04:37 <FredFlinstone> well yes too many at the tennis now
04:46 <FredFlinstone> cant remember was years ago
04:57 <TheRon> outdoor or indoor?
04:58 <FredFlinstone> they only go cos its the place to be
05:00 <ShadowLurker> ugh
05:00 <TheRon> midgets?
05:00 <ShadowLurker> im out
05:00 <Bastardly_One> FUCK! Storm Troppers!
05:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> <Saemon> It's not a wheelchair. It's an Magic Mobility
05:00 <Bastardly_One> *ducks under a log*
05:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> a*
05:00 <Saemon> for all you sci fi fans out there
05:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon I'm an Ewok
05:00 <Saemon> the United Federation of Planets vs the Galactic Republic
05:00 <Saemon> who'd win?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Me
05:03 <FredFlinstone> outdoor
05:09 <FredFlinstone> on grass
05:15 <TheRon> yeah it'd be hollioake park\
05:18 <FredFlinstone> ok
05:34 <FredFlinstone> my wife and I played good mixed together
05:46 <FredFlinstone> preferred doubles
05:57 <FredFlinstone> couldnt get serious enough at tournaments
06:00 <Bastardly_One> by turning the telvision off
06:00 <Bastardly_One> or closing the book
06:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One guess what
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you're fucked in the head
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I knew that
06:00 <Saemon> those two escorts who i was thinking of seeing yesterday
06:00 <Pieter> Aboriginal
06:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> Ewoks in air balloons dropping sand bags will pwn anyone
06:00 <Saemon> one of them looks like the bella twins
06:00 <Saemon> fuck yeah
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you know your shit Professor
06:00 <Bastardly_One> we're tough
06:00 <Doodle> [17:06] <Saemon> Bastardly_One guess what
06:00 <Doodle> [17:06] <Bastardly_One> you're fucked in the head
06:00 <Doodle> [17:06] <Bastardly_One> I knew that
06:19 <TheRon> same with my bowls
06:28 <FredFlinstone> yeah I wanted a good time
06:37 <FredFlinstone> you can get away with more playing doubles
06:40 <TheRon> i kick ass at my club but get to tourney's and don't give a shit
06:40 <FredFlinstone> lolz
06:47 <FredFlinstone> indeed
06:56 <FredFlinstone> half the time I had a hangover
07:00 <Saemon> only down side is their cost, ive got to save up for like 2 months
07:00 <Doodle> that made me lol
07:00 <Saemon> to have enough to see them
07:00 <Bastardly_One> if not for us ... the empire would of won 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> in Empire Strikes Back 
07:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> not many people know this, but Chewbacca was just an Ewok with a gigantism problem
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle :D
07:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, do not tell Wookies that 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> they get pretty pissy
07:00 <Saemon> shut up Bastardly_One
07:00 <Bastardly_One> no
07:00 <TheRon> you am i - cathy's clown
07:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> yeah, like Greeece vs Macedonia
07:00 <Saemon> when i talk about star wars u dont reply
07:16 <TheRon> i've pulled all nighters and played the next day
07:19 <FredFlinstone> my best result was with my mate
07:22 <FredFlinstone> yes
07:30 <FredFlinstone> Alexandra
07:39 <FredFlinstone> we won the A grade doubles
07:46 <TheRon> nice
07:50 <FredFlinstone> yes
07:54 <FredFlinstone> he was a good player
08:00 <Bastardly_One> more like Serbia and Croatia
08:00 <Saemon> but when ProfessorHaroldHorowitz says something about it
08:00 <Saemon> your suckong his cock
08:00 <Bastardly_One> because you are a nothing
08:00 <Saemon> like a teenage girl crushing on edward cullen
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that I try to talk to as little as possible
08:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> Saemon always accuses everyone of suckign up
08:00 <Saemon> it just shows your a bitch suck up
08:02 <TheRon> i only ever played like a2 or 3
08:07 <FredFlinstone> oh ok
08:17 <FredFlinstone> played 2 at night
08:22 <FredFlinstone> I said I never playing one
08:29 <FredFlinstone> I cant see the ball well enough
08:36 <TheRon> indoors just got so expensive
08:42 <FredFlinstone> this was outdoors
08:50 <FredFlinstone> we played all through the year
08:53 <FredFlinstone> 2 seasons
09:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> it's easier for him to explain it that way than to deal with it as a form of personal rejectiopn
09:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> rejection*
09:00 <TheRon> where's Ana_g i miss the trivia
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you really are a little insignificant piss stain on the sidewalk aren't you?
09:00 <Saemon> oooo
09:00 <Saemon> say that again i dare ya
09:00 <Bastardly_One> basically Professor ... you said that well
09:00 <Bastardly_One> there
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I said it again
09:00 <Bastardly_One> now what?
09:00 <Saemon> big words
09:11 <FredFlinstone> his parents had their own court
09:17 <TheRon> the volleys are so crisp indoors get outdoors they goto shit
09:28 <FredFlinstone> lol
09:40 <FredFlinstone> depends how yuo hit them
09:45 <FredFlinstone> I didnt have a prob
09:55 <FredFlinstone> and we played on en tout cas
10:00 <TheRon> FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yes, they are for you .. some of them have more than one sylable
10:00 <Serenity> just be quiet Saemon honestly
10:00 <Saemon> yeah what huh??
10:00 <Serenity> you're so incredibly irrelevant
10:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
10:00 <Saemon> im like hulk hogan
10:00 <TheRon> b1 better get some ealry blows in i can't see his lungs holding out
10:00 <Saemon> u get that reference Bastardly_One
10:00 <Saemon> TheRon too
10:00 <Saemon> in regards to relevancy
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you said it ... Hulk Hogan is full of shit and hopeless
10:11 <aemon> deep and meaningful hypothetical time: your wife is pregnant, and the doctor has detected during the early stages of pregancy that your child is gona be a down syndrome person. they give you the choice to abort, or keep. what would you choose?
10:36 Nick: aemon is now known as Saemon
11:00 <TheRon> hogan can't go anymore
11:00 <Serenity> hes a wrestler
11:00 <Serenity> hes what hes told to be
11:00 <Saemon> HULKAMANIA STILL RUNNING WILD BROTTTTHHAAAAAAA@!!!!
11:00 <TheRon> i reckon jake the snake could go
11:00 <Saemon> they dont really need to be able to go
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and a complete fucking tool ... he's that fucked he can't even remember his scripts
11:00 <Saemon> they just need someone who can carry the match for them
11:00 <Saemon> n make them look good
11:40 <[Maverick]> deep and meaningful time: what is it with Saemon and his wanting to talk about kids all the time..
12:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> TheRon: In 1980 a Scottish born Australian rock star died from alcohol poisoning.  How much alcohol did he consume that night? (Answer in stubbies, Litres, or estimated BAL at death is acceptable)
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and Brock Lesnar should stop lip syncing what Paul Heyman says
12:00 <Saemon> hnk is the best at that
12:00 <Saemon> hbk
12:00 <Saemon> he could wrestle a paper bag and make the bag look like a million bux
12:00 <TheRon> was he on a cricket tour to england?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought that went out in the 90s ... lip synching the other person on camera's script
12:00 <Bastardly_One> HBK sucks more cock 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that you wish you could 
12:08 <TheRon> a couple of premierships and a b&f so i wasn't hopeless
12:10 <FredFlinstone> is that pronounced Semen?
12:17 <FredFlinstone> nope you wernt
12:19 <[Maverick]> yes
12:22 <[Maverick]> it is
12:25 <FredFlinstone> lolz
12:28 <Saemon> i would choose to abort it
12:33 <[Maverick]> lol
12:37 <[Maverick]> but what about your wife?
12:45 <TheRon> Saemon i'd abort you
12:46 <[Maverick]> and it's your only chance to have a child?
12:53 <Saemon> thats her decision, i would follow hers
13:00 <TheRon> thats the lead singer of ac/dc
13:00 <Saemon> i wonder if those rumores really are tru
13:00 <Saemon> about how top guys do sexual favors with certain ppl 
13:00 <TheRon> whose name escapes me
13:00 <Saemon> to get the top spot
13:00 <Saemon> pat patterson
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Bon Scott
13:00 <Saemon> is gay and a top booker
13:00 <DemonsRun> You beauty!!! Have Internet at home again!!
13:04 <[Maverick]> but you said you would choose to abort
13:11 <[Maverick]> so you wouldn't be following hers
13:17 <[Maverick]> because you would be in a world of regret
13:19 <Saemon> cuz i dont think i would be capable of giving the child a good life and the help that it deserves
13:20 <[Maverick]> you fuckhead.
13:24 <TheRon> ahh geoffrey robertson!
13:24 <[Maverick]> lol
13:34 <Saemon> as they say, raising a disabled child is 10 times as difficult
13:36 <[Maverick]> well.. what if it was down syndrome and no legs
13:43 <Saemon> it would not be fair for it
13:45 <[Maverick]> No its not Saemon
13:52 <[Maverick]> you just have to be dedicated and loving
13:55 <[Maverick]> if you love something
13:56 <Saemon> yeh i know
13:58 <[Maverick]> nothing is difficult
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna say Jimmy Barnes to be a smart arse TheRon
14:00 <TheRon> 3 litres of vodka
14:00 <Saemon> its just hard to imagine someone like undertaker or stone cold
14:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i dont know the answer to it TheRon. just made it up. but i was curious
14:00 <Saemon> giving some guy a blow job
14:00 <Saemon> to get the top spot
14:00 <Bastardly_One> ac/dc in the early days were also on heroin
14:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'm tipping that helped 
14:00 <TheRon> when the going gets tough, the tough get going
14:00 <Bastardly_One> there's this clip of them in a tv studio in adelaide
14:14 <Saemon> im just saying that currently the way that i am, i would be a unfit parent
14:20 <Saemon> i have little money, no job
14:21 <[Maverick]> of course
14:23 <Saemon> etc
14:29 <[Maverick]> I mean.. the kids around run circles around you
14:37 <[Maverick]> let your tires down
14:50 <[Maverick]> pour your pissjug around
14:59 <[Maverick]> I dunno why you are thinking about kids.
15:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> where were they originally based?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and angus is completely pinned off his skill
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Adelaide
15:00 <[Maverick]> LOL... 
15:00 <TheRon> it's the best way to make music
15:00 <[Maverick]> fuck off 
15:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One ur an old man wat do u know of cool music
15:00 <Saemon> shrivell up n dry 
15:00 <Saemon> like a prune
15:00 <TheRon> now malcolm is fucked
15:41 <PandasDontDrive> AAAAAAAHH
15:45 <PandasDontDrive> this fly wont fuck off
15:55 <PandasDontDrive> im going to eat it when I catch it and absorb it's SOUL
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> and think of alch3my.
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna see if I can find that clip
16:00 <[Maverick]> you know Angus has always been clean as. 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> where Angus just goes into a stupid solo
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think so in this clip Mav
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I was a bitch shocked too
16:00 <[Maverick]> if you read their bios 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> it's "rare" supposedly
16:00 <[Maverick]> and the books.. 
16:00 <[Maverick]> nah 
16:00 <[Maverick]> it would of never happened 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> shoosh
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll find i 
16:00 <Nikky`> Well car serviced and $640 later :/
16:00 <Bastardly_One> t
16:10 <[Maverick]> an it will lay eggs in you and MAGGOTS MCGEE CUNTS
16:29 <PandasDontDrive> THEY CAN ROTT IN MY GUT
17:00 <Saemon> hrm damn kylie minogue has not aged well
17:00 <[Maverick]> the only two people that were hitting the drugs were phil rudd and bon 
17:00 <Saemon> her crows feet wrinkles are so visible S:
17:00 <Saemon> :S
17:00 <Saemon> she should botox that shit
17:00 <[Maverick]> mal hit the piss a fair bit till he ended up in rehab 
17:00 <Saemon> is it just me
17:00 <DemonsRun> Saemon: You're no better looking who are you to judge her?
17:00 <Saemon> or is danny minogue the more attractive one
17:00 <Saemon> ?
17:00 <[Maverick]> DemonsRun 
18:00 <DemonsRun> That's like piet judging you.
18:00 <[Maverick]> HAIII 
18:00 <DemonsRun> Haiiiiii mav!
18:00 <Saemon> DemonsRun who am i to judge her?
18:00 <Saemon> i am a member of the public
18:00 <Saemon> and she is a public figure
18:00 <Saemon> a celebrity
18:00 <Saemon> so i have the right to judge her
18:00 <DemonsRun> You're a member of the special people group. Not the public.
18:00 <[Maverick]> you don't have a right to say fuck all 
18:00 <DemonsRun> ^
18:02 <[Maverick]> you know... I would knock saemon out.. cut his nubs off.... put maggots in.. and then close the wound.. and let the cunts eat him from the inside out.
18:09 <Saemon> well one day i will be old [Maverick]
18:20 <[Maverick]> we all will
18:21 <Saemon> i need my own family to take care of me
18:24 <[Maverick]> so don't think you're special
18:24 <Saemon> if i have kids
18:25 <TheRon> WOOO!
18:35 <[Maverick]> AND
18:36 <Saemon> maybe i can live with them when they grow up and i am 80
18:36 <[Maverick]> lol
18:43 <Saemon> instead of a nursing home
18:48 <[Maverick]> with your lack of personal hygene and shit
18:58 <[Maverick]> I would say 50yrs of age
18:59 <[Maverick]> max
19:00 <[Maverick]> Bastardly_One: what do you mean a stupid solo
19:00 <[Maverick]> oh get fucked 
19:00 <[Maverick]> don't start that fucking shit cunt 
19:00 <Saemon> WAHT!?!
19:08 <[Maverick]> OR
19:31 <[Maverick]> youre just a lying cunt.. you have legs and shiz and you're high on meth like Pieter and love to dribble shit
19:40 <[Maverick]> which.. I am going to0 go with
20:00 <Bastardly_One> this aint it 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but
20:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BGSfyfjQWc
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Angus Young of Ac/Dc drunk on tv (Dec 12, 2008) 2:17 - Category: Music - 306,830 views - 130 likes (26.3%), 365 dislikes (73.7%)
20:00 <Bastardly_One> where the fuck is this solo I wanna find?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it 
20:00 <Saemon> IF U WANT SAEMON TO GIVE [Maverick] ANOTHER STUNNER, GIVE ME A HELL YEAH!
20:00 <Saemon> but yeah danny mingoue man
20:00 <Saemon> shes got a nice, rounder face than kylie
20:00 <[Maverick]> LOL... 
20:10 <Saemon> i get the impression that you might not like me very much :S
20:23 <Saemon> can we just be civil towards one another>
20:29 <[Maverick]> no.
20:49 <[Maverick]> and about time you got the impression
21:00 <[Maverick]> he isn't drunk 
21:00 <Saemon> and beautiful eyes
21:00 <[Maverick]> some people are fuckwits 
21:00 <Saemon> kylie has always been abit too thin
21:00 <Saemon> wtf
21:00 <Doodle> careful
21:00 <Doodle> you dont know where he has been Nikky`
21:00 <Saemon> dont disgrave the stone cold stunner like that Nikky`
21:07 <[Maverick]> I have only being saying how much I dislike you in the last hmmmmmmmmmm 12 months
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21:23 <Saemon> wow really? but i was gona say that
21:24 <TheRon> i watched a french jew holocaust movie last night
21:39 <Saemon> i havnent really noticed you active much at all [Maverick]
21:51 <[Maverick]> Yeah, cause I have other things to do in my life
21:53 <Saemon> so how would u have an informed opinion to hate me
21:57 <[Maverick]> because
22:00 <DemonsRun> When someone makes actions involving violence it honestly looks like a child acting out
22:00 <[Maverick]>  Angus is a teetotaller and has been since way before Bon died. 
22:00 <Nikky`> I don't know where you have been but I still kiss you Doodle
22:00 <Doodle> osnap
22:00 <[Maverick]> DemonsRun: it really does, it's annoying as fuck.
22:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously
22:00 <Bastardly_One> grow the fuck up no legs
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you've the maturity of an 11yr old
22:07 <Saemon> your just jumping on the bandwagon
22:11 <[Maverick]> NO NO NO
22:19 <[Maverick]> I am not jumping on the bandwagon
22:20 <DemonsRun> He's been he long enough
22:21 <TheRon> YES YES YES
22:28 <[Maverick]> shh TheRon <3
22:31 <Saemon> \O|
22:37 <Saemon> \O/
22:58 <[Maverick]> I have sat here.. and noticed you talk shit about peoples kids... I have watched you carry on about pissjugs, filthy matresses etc
23:00 <[Maverick]> so do you
23:00 <Saemon> look at Bastardly_One jumping in always when everybody else is
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I nearly said 13yr old but they're into more mature things
23:00 <Saemon> #tryhard much
23:00 <[Maverick]> well.. more like a 14yr old girl for you Bastardly_One.. with your gossiping and shit ;) 
23:00 <Saemon> lol ownt ^
23:00 <Bastardly_One> duh Mav :P
23:00 <DemonsRun> I love the fact my 1yo behaves better than the retards on here
23:05 <[Maverick]> and that just fucking disgusts me
23:10 <TheRon> BOOBS!!
23:11 <[Maverick]> and then you do all these wwe moves
23:15 <[Maverick]> which you think is cool
23:16 <[Maverick]> but really
23:24 <Saemon> talk shit about ppls kids? wth when have i ever done that
23:32 <Saemon> stop trying to make me look like awolf and panda
23:34 <[Maverick]> I have seen a 3 yr old act better than you when chucking a tanty
23:36 <DemonsRun> ...
23:39 <[Maverick]> DUDE
23:43 <DemonsRun> I've seen a 1yo act better
23:53 <[Maverick]> seee
23:57 <[Maverick]> this is why I despise you
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's a word? ownt?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking spastic
24:00 <Saemon> and how would u know that? dont u always leave him with your parents DemonsRun?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm sure I'm not the only one who cringes at "ownt"
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Mav, I am dying to find this clip
24:00 <Bastardly_One> was him doing a solo in an adelaide tv studio
24:00 <DemonsRun> Saemon. Nope. And I know from what you show on here. At least if I tell him to quiet down he listens
24:00 <DemonsRun> You get all macho like
24:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One ok good news
24:00 <Bastardly_One> like in the very very very early days
24:00 <Saemon> ric flair
24:00 <Saemon> returns on raw tomoro
24:00 <DemonsRun> "My dick is so fucking big take a look"
24:04 <[Maverick]> you try and act innocent
24:08 <[Maverick]> but you aren't
24:19 <Saemon> because of talking shit about other ppls kids i am innocent
24:31 <[Maverick]> NO
24:33 <[Maverick]> goddd
24:37 <[Maverick]> fuck head
24:43 <[Maverick]> <Saemon> talk shit about ppls kids? wth when have i ever done that
24:44 <DemonsRun> Mav, it's not worth the effort
24:54 <[Maverick]> TRYING TO LOOK INNOCENT
24:54 <FredFlinstone> doesnt look like it
25:00 <Saemon> do u think he's gona be a part of evolution again?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> My care factor is zero
25:00 <Saemon> bs
25:00 <Saemon> your a fan of WWE as well
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm talkint to other people about other things
25:00 <Saemon> why u acting like you arent?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and you just interupt with WWE shit 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> because it's not my life
25:00 <Saemon> errr its called makin conversation
25:00 <Bastardly_One> unlike it is yours
25:00 <Saemon> being sociable
25:02 <TheRon> good times, good times!
25:03 <[Maverick]> fuck off
25:07 <[Maverick]> you're as bad as B1
25:08 <Saemon> look [Maverick]
25:12 <[Maverick]> maybe you should go fuck him
25:15 <Saemon> despite what u are saying about me
25:19 <[Maverick]> cause you both talk so much shit
25:22 <Saemon> i still think your a pretty swell dude
25:26 <Saemon> u seem pretty cool on here
25:26 Join: Maurice ([email protected]) to #melbourne
25:26 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Maurice
25:31 <[Maverick]> I* know I am cool on herwe
25:34 <[Maverick]> byt
25:37 <[Maverick]> eerr
25:38 <[Maverick]> but*
25:39 <Saemon> and i hope one day we could be better to eachother
25:44 <[Maverick]> never will happen
25:47 <[Maverick]> NEVER.EVER
25:58 <TheRon> i make hamburgers i get all the girls
26:00 <Doodle> whats wrong with #cats
26:00 <Doodle> :(
26:00 <DemonsRun> I was mocking Saemon, Nikky` but if you like what you see you can have my number ;)
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, Mav
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I owe you a big fuck you by the way
26:00 <Serenity> cats is the melbourne rejects channel thats whats wrong with it
26:00 <Nikky`> ooooh I like what I see DemonsRun ;o) - and I know but I couldn't resist
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I was listening t Dookie the other day and enjoying it 
26:00 <Saemon> my apologies to DemonsRun and Serenity. it shall not happen again.
26:05 <Saemon> ok then, but i have no hard feelings ok
26:12 <Saemon> i am not your enemy here
26:16 <[Maverick]> of course not.. you have no feelings
26:22 <[Maverick]> cause you're a fucking cunt.
26:55 <Saemon> if that makes u happy calling me names, then im not gona retaliate. i want no trouble with you
26:59 <Saemon> peace.
27:00 <Saemon> but yeah Bastardly_One i was trying to have a convo with you
27:00 <Tolradi> Saemon
27:00 <Tolradi> you're a troll
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and perhaps I don't wish to 
27:00 <Saemon> and you make it negative
27:00 <Tolradi> Bastardly_One is a grumpy old man too
27:00 <Nikky`> oooh what am I Tolradi.. me me :P
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I am fucking so!
27:00 <Tolradi> Nikky` some person
27:00 <Saemon> lol burn
27:15 <Saemon> omg TheRon WWE is out :P
27:23 <Saemon> the nature boy returns!!! :D
27:26 <Saemon> WOOOOO!!!
27:34 * Saemon struts
27:34 <TheRon> hugh jackman
27:35 <[Maverick]> No, but when you lie about talking shit about peoples kids... Serenitys and DemonsRun......
27:36 <FredFlinstone> what is WWE?
27:42 <Saemon> stylin n profilin baby!!!
27:43 <[Maverick]> it makes me wonder...
27:47 <[Maverick]> what else are you lying about
27:54 * Saemon does the flair flop
28:00 <Nikky`> oh gosh ..just some person
28:00 <Saemon> rofl
28:00 <Bastardly_One> who is this arse to know that? *gives them a black hole death stare*
28:00 <Nikky`> I feel so.. rejected
28:00 <DemonsRun> Tolradi: Is that all you're gunna do? Describe people?
28:00 <Nikky`> I might go and cry for a smidge
28:00 <Tolradi> DemonsRun yes
28:00 <Saemon> do DemonsRun
28:00 <[Maverick]> <Bastardly_One> I was listening t Dookie the other day and enjoying it 
28:00 <[Maverick]> told you it was good
28:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwww, I'll console you Nikky` *wink wink*
28:00 <[Maverick]> cunt 
28:00 <DemonsRun> "You're a troll, and you're old, and you! You're a shit cunt"
28:00 <Tolradi> DemonsRun were you a fan of Rose Tyler?
28:00 <ShadowLurker> hopefully one day Saemon will come to a realization that noone actually wants to converse with him
28:00 <DemonsRun> Yes but amy is and will always be the fave
28:00 <[Maverick]> <DemonsRun> "You're a troll, and you're old, and you! You're a shit cunt"
28:00 <ShadowLurker> and leave
28:05 <Saemon> world wrestling entertainment
28:07 <Saemon> FredFlinstone
28:12 <FredFlinstone> oh that crap lol
28:20 <doctor> World of Wrestling
28:28 <Saemon> i am not lying i have never spoken shit about Serenity or DemonsRun kids
28:37 <[Maverick]> ...........
28:40 <Saemon> Serenity would have banned me already for it if i had
29:00 <[Maverick]> Bastardly_One can take that advice as well 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Mav, I never denied Dookie was ... I dunno about American Idiot, etc ... Dookie is good
29:00 <Saemon> lol ShadowLurker stop muckin around
29:00 <Nikky`> haha its ok Bastardly_One.. I don't really care what ppl on irc think/say about me
29:00 <[Maverick]> you tried to tell me Green Day is shit 
29:00 <[Maverick]> ALL OF IT 
29:00 <ShadowLurker> im not Saemon
29:00 <ShadowLurker> its all true
29:00 <[Maverick]> so get your tongue out of my arse 
29:00 <Tolradi> Green Day is shit
29:00 <Saemon> ahahah silly billy
29:00 <[Maverick]> Tolradi
29:00 <[Maverick]> fuck off 
29:00 <Saemon> green day is awesome
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... they are shit ... Dookie is still good 
29:00 <Saemon> i walk a lonely road
29:00 <DemonsRun> Nikky`: Anyone who cares about the opinions of others on irc need to get off and get a life
29:00 <Saemon> i love that song
29:12 <doctor> Discussion of children should be discouraged
29:27 <Saemon> yesterday i only questioned about why DemonsRun left her kid alone because i misunderstood what she said, she then informed me that she left them at their grandparents place
29:36 <Saemon> and i was kicked for that still and given a warning be Serenity
29:45 <Saemon> and i have followed that warning ever since
29:59 <TheRon> just don't discuss other people's children
30:00 <Nikky`> Agreed DemonsRun
30:00 <Bastardly_One> the fake english accent and stuff fuck right off ... but I've always liked Dookie 
30:00 <Tolradi> IRC is all about e-fame
30:00 <Serenity> i care about my opinion
30:00 <Serenity> and im on irf
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I still think they'e shit 
30:00 <Serenity> irc..
30:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
30:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity: That's ur own opinion lol
30:00 <Saemon> lol Serenity
30:00 <Tolradi> green day is kinda shit
30:00 <Saemon> 65
30:13 <Saemon> yes i dont anymore after Serenity has warned me.
30:58 <[Maverick]> lol.. you didn't question
31:00 <DemonsRun> That's what makes people trolling so easy. They take the internet so seriously
31:00 <[Maverick]> Tolradi is shads 
31:00 <DemonsRun> Thinking it empowers them to give an opinion they'd never say face to face
31:00 <Saemon> duh
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you sure? it's a bit too able to speak Engish for shads
31:00 <Mew> shadsam is shads 
31:00 <Saemon> only an idiot would say something face to face that they say on irc
31:00 <Tolradi> actually, trolls don't take the internet seriously
31:00 <ShadowLurker> theres a difference between trolling and baing a fucing shitcunt
31:00 <Tolradi> hence the whole concept of trolling
31:00 <Mew> Tolradi is probably that matt scientist guy
31:00 <Saemon> im pretty sure if ppl here met me in real life
31:00 <Saemon> i'd be shot
31:02 <[Maverick]> you made a stab at it
31:07 <[Maverick]> so stop lying.
31:26 <Saemon> and i was punished for it and now i've learned.
31:29 <Saemon> what of it?
32:00 <Saemon> multiple times
32:00 <ShadowLurker> good
32:00 <Tolradi> if trolls did take the net seriously, they wouldn't troll
32:00 <DemonsRun> Tolradi: Re read what I said
32:00 <Serenity> shads is just loose
32:00 <Serenity> hes completely lost it
32:00 <Bastardly_One> time for road trip to Elizabeth
32:00 <DemonsRun> You basically repeated what I said in different words
32:00 <ShadowLurker> lol shads
32:00 <Bastardly_One> who's is?
32:00 <ShadowLurker> he should change his nick to shards
32:00 <Bastardly_One> won't be hard to find him
32:00 <Saemon> lol Bastardly_One
32:00 <Saemon> my hood my turf
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I think shards was his nick once
32:00 <Saemon> u wont last a second mate
32:00 <Mew> maybe its fred bear he hasnt been on for a while
32:00 <Bastardly_One> for real
32:00 <Tolradi> Bastardly_One why would you drive to Elizabeth?
32:00 <Mew> yeah he changed it to shards once when i called him shards LOL
32:33 <[Maverick]> I give it about 20 mins and you will magically forget it all...
32:41 <TheRon> the spurs won today
32:49 <TheRon> levelling the series at 2-2
32:50 Quit: Fez ([email protected]) Quit: Z-Lined
32:54 <TheRon> woo hoo
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32:57 <Saemon> no i wont. but u can wait and see if u wish.
33:00 <Tolradi> do you want to lose your kidneys?
33:00 <Saemon> i could get like 10 guys following your car
33:00 <Serenity> [11:28am] <shadsam> U HAVE SHIT IN UR UNDIES CUNTFACED ERRR
33:00 <Serenity> 
33:00 <Saemon> everyone knows me in elizbeth
33:00 <Serenity> thats basically what he sends me every day
33:00 <DemonsRun> Tough man aren't you Saemon 
33:00 <Mew> Saemon did you see kate n wills?
33:00 <DemonsRun> "I could do this to you"
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Tolradi, that's where Saemon is ... would be worth slapping him around I reckon
33:00 <DemonsRun> But you won't...
33:00 <Saemon> nah mew i dont give a shit about them
33:00 <Saemon> fuck royalty
33:00 <Mew> they probably wouldnt let u
33:00 <Serenity> he only cares about wrestlers
33:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity: Lol that's the lamest thing I've read all day
33:04 <TheRon> the spurs rule
33:18 <[Maverick]> nah
33:20 <[Maverick]> all good
33:31 <[Maverick]> I have some business to attend to.
33:31 <Saemon> cool
33:35 <Saemon> i like your nick btw
33:45 <Saemon> maverick reminds me of top gun :P
33:48 <ShadowLurker> why are you even here
33:51 <TheRon> we so need an iceman
33:54 <ShadowLurker> havnt you died yet
33:58 <Saemon> i got the need, the need for speed
33:59 <[Maverick]> Pieter
34:00 <DemonsRun> Actually no
34:00 <Saemon> how can that concept of royalty still exist in this day n age astounds me
34:00 <DemonsRun> 2nd
34:00 <Saemon> its so unfait
34:00 <Saemon> unfair
34:00 <Serenity> its unfair cause its not you
34:00 <DemonsRun> 1st was Saemon actually saying he gets rejected by hookers too
34:00 <Serenity> LOL
34:00 <Saemon> they get all those perks just cuz of their blood? wat makes them more better than the staving children in africa?
34:00 <Saemon> fuck the royal family
34:00 <Tolradi> Saemon I like the royal family
34:00 <Saemon> australia should become a republic
34:00 <Tolradi> I think Willy is a bro
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you know Saemon ... if I thought you were even remotely real I'd offer you the other half of the RAW Tour double pass
34:00 <Tolradi> and that Harry, he's a party animal
34:04 <[Maverick]> NOT THAT KIND OF ICEMAN!
34:14 <TheRon> not at all
34:20 <TheRon> lol
34:56 * FredFlinstone does a head spinner
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but I don't even believe you're cripple 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> not to mention anything else
35:00 <Mew> maybe its fred bear
35:00 <Mew> he hasnt been on for a while
35:00 <Nikky`> okie I shall organise dinner n stuff and bbl
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah he has Mew
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw him just the other day in 
35:00 <[Maverick]> it's not Mew 
35:21 <TheRon> ELO rule
35:28 <FredFlinstone> lol
35:30 <FredFlinstone> ELO
35:39 <TheRon> great band
35:46 <FredFlinstone> there were ok
35:47 <Saemon> lol
35:55 <Saemon> u watch wwe FredFlinstone?
35:58 <FredFlinstone> not got any of their music
36:00 <Saemon> fuck off Bastardly_One i dont need your charity
36:00 <[Maverick]> errr
36:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I remember ... one of two channels
36:00 <Saemon> i can affored hookers
36:00 <Saemon> i can affored a raw tour ticket
36:00 <Tolradi> Saemon aren't you on DSP?
36:00 <Saemon> yeah but i save up
36:00 <Mew> he usually comes into #cats as cola but i havent seen him on for about a week or so
36:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
36:00 <DemonsRun> Has to save up for a root
36:01 <FredFlinstone> no way
36:07 <Saemon> why not?
37:00 <Serenity> who is doofa?
37:00 <Serenity> is it chris or shads
37:00 <Bastardly_One> who?
37:00 <Mew> neither i dont think
37:00 <Bastardly_One> info the nick 
37:00 <Mew> shads is shadsam
37:00 <Tolradi> IRC is like, the text version of Guess Who
37:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not a registered nick
37:00 <Serenity> its chris
37:48 <TheRon> wow blue skies
38:00 <Serenity> no offense but can you stop telling me to info a nick every time i ask who someone is
38:00 <Serenity> im not an idiot
38:00 <Mew> nah its not chris
38:00 <Serenity> matches his host
38:00 <DemonsRun> No offence my ass
38:00 <Pieter> Ahhehehehe look at yas its like a bunch of mice trying to fight over a piece of cheese , its soo cutee:)))
38:00 <Mew> it definitely isnt chris lol
38:00 <Mew> theyre too coherent
38:00 <Serenity> whoever it is thinks im pregnant
38:00 <Mew> and can type full sentences
38:21 <FredFlinstone> hate it its all fake
39:00 <Tolradi> are you pregnant?
39:00 <Tolradi> if so congrats
39:00 <Serenity> no
39:00 <Serenity> i am fucking not
39:00 <Tolradi> oh, better luck next time then
39:00 <Bastardly_One> show me the host
39:00 <Serenity> look at it yourself
39:00 <DemonsRun> ^
39:00 <Saemon> i wish i could get pregant
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh Tolradi
39:00 <Mew> oh i just realised who it is
39:02 <TheRon> i'm mr brightside
39:21 <FredFlinstone> you are indeed TheRon
39:25 * FredFlinstone laffz
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you said another nick 
40:00 <Saemon> would get 4 gran baby bonus
40:00 <Mew> ready
40:00 <Mew> drum rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
40:00 <Bastardly_One> never mind 
40:00 <Saemon> finally get that giant flatscreen tv i always wanted
40:00 <DemonsRun> Saemon: You wouldn't take care of a kid
40:00 <Mew> WiLd_TuRKeY
40:00 <DemonsRun> Hopefully you never procreate
40:00 <Serenity> OHHHH
40:00 <Serenity> of course
40:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
40:00 <Saemon> and who said i would take care of the kid if i got pregnant?
40:00 <Tolradi> Saemon I did
40:00 <Saemon> id could just give it up for adoption
40:00 <Saemon> for a couple who wants kid
40:00 <Saemon> but cant
40:00 <Tolradi> sell the organs
40:00 <Tolradi> they get more than the kid
40:03 <TheRon> so....do you think jack watts will win the brownlow??
40:32 <FredFlinstone> how many rounds have we played?
40:40 <TheRon> 7
40:59 <FredFlinstone> then no way lol
41:00 <Saemon> id be doing a good thing
41:00 <DemonsRun> And you'd die
41:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah
41:00 <DemonsRun> Sell your organs?
41:00 <Saemon> infertile couple are always having to go to korea
41:00 <DemonsRun> !*
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Tolradi, I hope you've changed your phone number
41:00 <Saemon> n africa to adopt
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I have it somewhere ... Element no longer loves you
41:00 <Saemon> getting one from here is easier and safer
41:00 <Tolradi> Bastardly_One you should give me a call
41:00 <Tolradi> I'm bored
41:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwww
41:00 <Serenity> prank calls are so 2001
41:00 <DemonsRun> Element should stop changing his damn nick
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I've no idea where I put the piece of paper now 
41:31 <TheRon> joel selwood so far i'd think
41:32 <FredFlinstone> and I dont care about that sort of shit
41:35 <FredFlinstone> its all crap
41:36 <TheRon> gary ablett
41:45 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1922106_297570970410936_6232174649304243061_n.jpg
41:50 <FredFlinstone> they get enough bloody accolades
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah, your pic and full name and address and number
42:00 <Tolradi> you do?
42:00 <Saemon> i know a of couple who wants a kid
42:00 <Saemon> but they want a white kid
42:00 <Tolradi> this is a fun game of Guess Who
42:00 <Tolradi> Text Edition
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I just told you Element trolled you if it's Wild^Turkey
42:00 <DemonsRun> Why would you bother Bastardly_One 
42:00 <Saemon> so adopting from the normal adoption countries like africa etc
42:00 <Saemon> is out of the option for them
42:14 <TheRon> thin lizzy - the boys are back in town
42:19 <FredFlinstone> great song
42:24 <TheRon> yep
42:34 <FredFlinstone> that refers to Carlton
42:38 <PandasDontDrive> you get enough asshole
42:39 * FredFlinstone chuckles
43:00 <Mew> Tolradi isnt wild turkey lol
43:00 <Tolradi> DemonsRun because gathering RL details on people is a hobby
43:00 <Bastardly_One> who said I was going to bother really DemonsRun
43:00 <Tolradi> clearly
43:00 <Tolradi> he probably has like, whole folders on people
43:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, ffs I'm now confused :P
43:00 <Tolradi> where they live
43:00 <Tolradi> pictures
43:00 <Tolradi> numbers
43:00 <Tolradi> even junk from their trash
43:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... that'd be someone else we just mentioned
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't even log
43:00 <Serenity> start fucking reading whats being said
43:00 <Saemon> the trash is the best place to find out and get to know someone
43:00 <Saemon> wat they eat
43:29 <TheRon> sunday was shithouse evryone lost
43:38 <PandasDontDrive> aw
43:43 <PandasDontDrive> did you have a sad wank after?
43:47 <TheRon> cats, victory, liverpool
44:00 <Saemon> what they do
44:00 <Saemon> etc
44:00 <Tolradi> Saemon is it you who keeps rifling through my tash?
44:00 <Tolradi> trash*
44:00 <Q{{> its weird i think i want kids too
44:00 <Saemon> eg. id know if your a slob
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yes dear, I did but somehhow confused myself ... nothing new there is it?
44:00 <Q{{> i think i have urge to smell their poo everyday
44:00 <Mew> Tolradi can you give us some clues on who you are?
44:00 <Saemon> if i see lots of maccas and empty soft drink bottles in your trash
44:00 <Serenity> besides mew and DemonsRun i sincerely hope none of you breed
44:00 <Mew> im saying either the matt scientist guy who was Apples a few days ago or fred bear
44:00 <Bastardly_One> too late
44:00 <DemonsRun> Well it's too late even if you hope I don't lol
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I bred 20 yrs ago
44:00 <Tolradi> Mew I could be both
44:00 <Tolradi> sure
44:02 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
44:14 <PandasDontDrive> really sucks when you're not part of the team to go have a cry with them :(
45:00 <Mew> dang
45:00 <Mew> how old are you?
45:00 <Tolradi> actually, isn't Saemon apples?
45:00 <Tolradi> or is that BoneCold?
45:00 <Serenity> no.
45:00 <Serenity> yes
45:00 <Tolradi> I don't mind Bonecold when he isn't spamming wrestling shit
45:00 <Mew> oh yeah i forgot about BoneCold
45:00 <Serenity> i dont really know anymore tbh
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Crip
45:00 <Serenity> ive given up trying to keep up with whos who
46:00 <ShadowLurker> i dont care enough, they all shit me
46:00 <DemonsRun> I couldn't care who is who
46:00 <ShadowLurker> sometimes the stupidity is amusing
46:00 <Serenity> maybe thats why i dont know
46:00 <Serenity> cause i dont care anymore
46:00 <DemonsRun> Ik who Is worth talking to and who isn't
46:00 <Tolradi> ShadowLurker you hang out in hashsex
46:00 <Tolradi> lol
46:00 <Serenity> hes a virgin
46:00 <ShadowLurker> and
46:00 <Serenity> leave him alone
46:38 <simba> boys dont cry
46:43 <simba> havent u ever listened 2 the cure
46:44 <TheRon> sport brings great memories, 2007 my bro and i embrace in tears as geelong wins their first premiership since 1963
47:00 <Tolradi> oh sorry
47:00 <Tolradi> ShadowLurker my bad
47:00 <Tolradi> I don't mean to upset you
47:00 <Q{{> nice to know
47:00 <Pieter> Fiiiiive Goooldennn Riiiinnggss
47:00 <Q{{> been looking to deflower a lad
47:00 <Tolradi> Pieter hi
47:00 <Saemon> fuck im famished atm
47:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity: I need company tonight. Get here 
47:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
47:00 <Q{{> hai ShadowLurker 
47:00 <Saemon> wat should i eat
47:00 <DemonsRun> Matts not home til like 11
47:00 <Saemon> thinkin of some pork sausages from woolies
47:00 <Bastardly_One> eat a packet of rat sack
47:07 <TheRon> and then again in 2009
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47:09 <PandasDontDrive> yuck
47:14 <PandasDontDrive> YUCK
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47:16 <TheRon> and in 2011 we just giggled
47:17 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> yuck mouth
47:22 <PandasDontDrive> FKN GIRLS
47:24 <PandasDontDrive> ahahehe
48:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, take my suggestion
48:00 <Saemon> or 3 large dominos pizzaas
48:00 <Tolradi> Bastardly_One can you call me
48:00 <Serenity> only if you massage me
48:00 <Tolradi> thanks
48:00 <Tolradi> I'm lonely
48:00 <Serenity> ive been cleaning walls all day
48:00 <Tolradi> and bored
48:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity: I can do that. 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Tolradi, apparently not ... and I only kept W^Ts for what he said to DemonsRun one day
48:00 <DemonsRun> You keep what jamieb
48:00 <DemonsRun> ?*
48:00 <Saemon> does one have to be qualified to work in a manicure place?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> that I considered pretty damn fucking low so I was gonna harrass him but got over it 
48:37 <TheRon> see you just don't get it
48:54 <PandasDontDrive> i get it
48:58 <PandasDontDrive> i get it all the time babeh
49:00 <Saemon> what sort of qualification would u need?
49:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : KidCrusher : Look at Me [Cannibal Clown - 2007]
49:00 <Saemon> id love to play around which chicks feet nails all day
49:00 <Saemon> for a job
49:00 <Bastardly_One> huh? Oh W^Ts info DemonsRun
49:00 <DemonsRun> Oh
49:00 <Mew> can we do a troll swap and get rid of Saemon and Q{{ and bring back awolf?
49:00 <Serenity> im going to go take some eggs to my mums
49:00 <ShadowLurker> thats just weird
49:00 <Serenity> bbl
49:00 <DemonsRun> Eh
49:00 <Mew> imagine how much better the conversation would be
49:00 <Tolradi> Bastardly_One just an FYI, prank calling can be considered a federal offense if it continues over a period
49:00 <Q{{> yeh they do need to be certified Saemon 
49:00 <DemonsRun> Mew: They all need to go
49:00 <Saemon> oh
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Tolradi, so can a few things I do ... and?
49:00 <Saemon> wat course do they do?
49:22 <TheRon> hows that pizza chick going?
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50:00 <Tolradi> Bastardly_One not a good idea to admit to breaking federal law
50:00 <Saemon> cert 2 in beauty therapy at tafe?
50:00 <DemonsRun> Cert 3
50:00 <Mew> a week trial of troll swap
50:00 <Mew> see if it improves the banter
50:00 <DemonsRun> And I'm sure no woman would want you to touch their feet
50:00 <Q{{> Level 1 Award in Nail Treatments
50:00 <Saemon> why not?
50:00 <Saemon> its just feet
51:00 <Saemon> its not like its their privates
51:00 <Q{{> Level 2 Certificate in Nail Treatments
51:00 <Tolradi> Saemon  can you touch my feet?
51:00 <DemonsRun> It's YOU
51:00 <DemonsRun> That's why
51:00 <Q{{> Level 2 Diploma in Nail Technology Services.
51:00 <Mew> Saemon and Q{{ just clog this place up with shit
51:00 <Saemon> shhh tuckshop
51:00 <Saemon> diploma
51:00 <Mew> you shhh me because you know its true lol
51:00 <Saemon> thats tafe, rigt?
51:00 <Mew> just tag out for a week and let awolf come back
51:00 <Tolradi> what is tuckshop?
51:00 <Mew> it'll be like wrestling
51:02 <PandasDontDrive> who
51:05 <Saemon> simba omg
51:11 <Saemon> ric flair is back on RAW
51:19 <Saemon> the nature biy baby!
51:27 <Saemon> boy*
51:31 <simba> idc
51:42 <PandasDontDrive> pizza chick?
51:49 * Saemon slaps simba across the chesr
51:49 <TheRon> i thought you had the hots for some chick at a take way joint
51:55 <Saemon> WOOO!
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh yea cafe primo
52:00 <Q{{> also have to know about hygiene
52:00 <Saemon> ok tuckshop let Q{{ answer me
52:00 <Pieter> Mew
52:00 <Pieter> I just want to thank you
52:00 <Saemon> diploma is tafe?
52:00 <Pieter> Thank you for being there for me
52:00 <Saemon> or is it highschool?
52:00 <Pieter> You've been a great pal
52:00 <Pieter> And Ilove you
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it's neither
52:00 <Tolradi> Pieter you're a bit of a wuss
52:00 <Pieter> I know right :(
52:06 <PandasDontDrive> maybe go for dinner there later
52:13 <PandasDontDrive> i have the hots for 2 of them now
52:13 <TheRon> you in there?
52:16 <Saemon> cafe primo elizabeth
52:19 <Saemon> cafe aqua
52:59 <Saemon> theres this hot lil waitress there who i always make a point to touch her hand when she hands me stuff like me plates/change etc
53:00 <Q{{> i checked up here Saemon 
53:00 <Q{{> http://www.jobguide.thegoodguides.com.au/occupation/Nail-Technician/NSW
53:00 <Saemon> wow
53:00 <Saemon> nail 'technician'
53:00 <Saemon> hehe sounds sophisticated
53:00 <Tolradi> Saemon you should call yourself semon
53:00 <Q{{> http://www.jobguide.thegoodguides.com.au/occupation/course/NSW/Certificate_II_in_Nail_Technology/Nail_Technician
53:00 <Tolradi> or semen
53:11 <TheRon> in like flint is my favourite movie
53:17 <Saemon> pretty perky lil blonde chick with sultry eyes and a sorrowful smile
53:22 <Saemon> shes like a dream
53:35 <simba> boring
53:50 <TheRon> simba you have a cry in 2007?
53:53 <Saemon> she makes me feel ashamed of myself
53:55 <TheRon> i know i did
54:00 <Q{{> i went to nail place
54:00 <Q{{> and there were heaps of black dudes lining up for it 
54:06 <Saemon> because shes so attractive, she makes me feel unworthy
54:11 <simba> 17:07:11 <simba> boys dont cry
54:11 <simba> 17:07:17 <simba> havent u ever listened 2 the cure
54:20 <Saemon> cuz im fat
54:24 <TheRon> sure they do
54:36 <doctor> men don't cry, we sweat!
54:42 <TheRon> mine were true tears of joy
55:00 <Mew> rub n tug
55:00 <Pieter`bitofawuss> Ill rub and tug you mew
55:00 <DemonsRun> You wish
55:00 <Mew> thanks but no thanks
55:00 <Tolradi> Pieter`bitofawuss come and rub and tug me
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55:14 <Saemon> beat me dick hard and it will cry white gooey tears
55:29 <Saemon> i did that to simba's butthole last night
55:52 <TheRon> the cruel sea - the honeymmon is over, love this song
55:53 <PandasDontDrive> yuck
55:56 <PandasDontDrive> why are you so rude
55:59 <Saemon> your my bitch now simba
56:00 <DemonsRun> ^
56:00 <Pieter`bitofawuss> No
56:00 <DemonsRun> Do that
56:00 <Pieter`bitofawuss> I want mew
56:00 <Pieter`bitofawuss> She is my dream girl
56:00 <Tolradi> Pieter`bitofawuss you should hook up with panda
56:05 <simba> boring
56:05 <PandasDontDrive> simba is just a nice chick trying to have a nice conversation with me
56:07 * Saemon caresses simba's lips
56:20 <Saemon> he's my property PandasDontDrive
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56:23 <Saemon> hands off
56:28 <Saemon> talk only
56:35 <simba> Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
56:43 <Saemon> lol
57:00 <Tolradi> and keep his mind off mew
57:00 <Pieter`bitofawuss> My mind is on mew
57:00 <Pieter`bitofawuss> I dont want panda
57:00 <Pieter`bitofawuss> She gets me the full half chubby
58:00 <Mew> As Good As It Gets
58:00 <Tolradi> Mew doens't give me a chubby, just makes me feel moist inside
58:00 <Mew> you should always be moist inside
58:00 <Pieter`bitofawuss> Youre doing too much amyl
59:00 <Kynetic> id like to leave a bit more than just my mind on mew
59:00 <Kynetic> if you know what i mean ;)
59:00 <Mew> just dont get it in my eyes
59:00 <Pieter`bitofawuss> Wad 
59:00 <Tolradi> what about in your hair?
59:00 <Mew> thats fine i dont use my hair to see
00:00 <Kynetic> saves on hair products too
00:10 * Saemon licks simba's eyes
00:17 <Saemon> bbl babe
00:20 <PandasDontDrive> oh man
00:27 <PandasDontDrive> i wanna go this burger joint up magill
00:28 <PandasDontDrive> mmmmmmm
00:31 <PandasDontDrive> burger something
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00:47 <TheRon> she got big knockers?
00:48 <doctor> deep fried burger rings
01:49 <doctor> who? yeah probably
02:00 <Tolradi> Saemon why are oyu on DSP?
02:00 <Tolradi> you could work
02:10 <TheRon> PandasDontDrive likes chicks from fast food joints
03:00 <simba> like born in them?
03:04 <PandasDontDrive> ?
03:09 <PandasDontDrive> it's not fast food joionts
03:17 <PandasDontDrive> these two places are burger restaurants
03:20 <simba> cafe primo is pretty shitty
03:23 <PandasDontDrive> that specialise in AWESOME BURGERS!
03:25 <TheRon> my mistake
03:27 <PandasDontDrive> yea fk primo
03:34 <simba> cafe primo isnt a burger joint...
03:36 <PandasDontDrive> i go for the perv
03:40 <PandasDontDrive> didnt say it is
03:58 <TheRon> come for the food and stay for the ambulance
04:36 <TheRon> or is that ambience i get those two mixed up
04:58 <simba> orangutang
05:01 <simba> stay for the orangutang
05:21 <TheRon> orang u tun?
05:47 <PandasDontDrive> next time i go burger theory
05:53 <PandasDontDrive> im making sure they're open
05:57 <PandasDontDrive> i wanted to lick the fkn glass
06:00 <Mew> did you know kevin crease from channel 9 news was in the clip for frenzal rhomb bucket bong 
06:00 <Mew> cos he son is the bassist
06:05 <Ana_Ng> for the ambergris
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06:47 <TheRon> Ana_Ng educate us
07:39 <simba> melbourne new recruits http://www.worldfootynews.com/images/articles/20111011135253854_2.jpg
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07:54 <SexParlour> hmm
08:00 <Mew> his*
08:19 <TheRon> they just don't know any better
08:48 <TheRon> that jong for the western bulldogs is gonna be a good player
09:00 <faux> Mm KFC bucket
10:00 <Mew> dayum
10:00 <Mew> just original recipe or is it mixed?
10:10 <simba> ya he looks good already
10:25 <TheRon> good size, i was expecting a midget
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11:00 <faux> I don't have a bucket but you mentioned one and it reminded me of kfc
11:00 <faux> And now I feel like something greasy 
11:00 <Mew> LOL
11:00 <faux> I'm having lasagne for dinner though 
11:00 <Mew> its so weird that kfc used to deliver and now they dont
11:00 <Mew> its usually the other way around
11:00 <faux> Maccas delivers here
11:07 <Ana_Ng> oh wut
11:16 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> a
11:20 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> a
11:43 <TheRon> william shatner - common people
12:00 <Mew> yeah i know please dont talk about it :(
12:00 <faux> Only one store in sydn
12:00 <faux> From 5-9 pm
12:00 <Mew> it makes me want to NECK MYSELF
12:00 <faux> I've never heard of KFC delivering 
12:00 <faux> How long ago was it
12:00 <Mew> oh not 24hrs?
12:00 <Mew> not that long ago
12:00 <faux> Nah I wish
12:00 <faux> I'd have maccas breakfast !
12:00 <Mew> i think i wouldve been 4-5
12:00 <Mew> so 94-95ish
12:00 <faux> 4-5 what
12:00 <faux> Huh
12:00 <faux> Oh
12:00 <faux> Years
12:00 <faux> Sorry I'm slow
13:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> im having Kuniva delivering tonight. he'll bring KFC but im worried about the grease stains he'll leave on the couch if he sits on it
13:00 <Mew> https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070228183624AA79jOW
13:00 <Mew> maybe it was just adelaide
14:00 <Saemon> Tolradi i cant work mainly due to my mental condition
14:00 <Saemon> i suffer from depression and severe anxiety
14:00 <Tolradi> what condition?
14:00 <Tolradi> you think you're spergy?
14:00 <Tolradi> lazy shit
14:00 <Tolradi> get a job
14:00 <Saemon> dont want too
15:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> are you on meds Saemon ?
15:00 <Saemon> ive got it easy as it is
15:00 <Tolradi> I bet you don't want to do a lot of things
15:00 <Saemon> of course
15:00 <Tolradi> I bet you have it easy, taking it from your old man
15:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> which meds?
15:00 <Saemon> having a job would mean waking up at like 7am?
15:00 <Saemon> fuck that
15:00 <Saemon> i hated waking up early for school
15:00 <Saemon> why would i want to wake up early now that i am out of school?
15:00 <Saemon> defeats common sense
15:36 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> a
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16:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> which meds? <--- Saemon 
16:00 <Tolradi> what meds are you on?
16:00 <Saemon> im not taking any
16:00 <Saemon> i think they make u suicidal
16:00 <Saemon> so im stayin drug free
16:00 <DemonsRun> So in other words
16:00 <DemonsRun> Nothing is wrong with you
16:18 * Fez throws a pokeball at mew
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17:00 <Tolradi> you're just  fat and lazy
17:00 <Saemon> so what if i am? last i checked
17:00 <DemonsRun> You're just a lazy cunt who found a doc to sign off so you didn't have to work and still got centrelink
17:00 <Saemon> its my likfe
17:00 <Saemon> its my life
17:00 <Saemon> not yours
17:00 <Saemon> i can do whatever i want with it
17:00 <Tolradi> no you can't
17:00 <Mew> seriously lets swap Saemon for awolf
17:00 <Saemon> why not?
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17:57 * Pyro- watches and laughs when it just hits them and bounces to the ground
18:00 <Mew> just for a week
18:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> wolf swap
18:00 <Mew> it can be like a weekly ritual
18:00 <DemonsRun> Would be nice if a normal person ran a lazy persons life.
18:00 <Tolradi> Saemon
18:00 <Mew> and it'll keep the conversation fresh and interesting
18:00 <DemonsRun> No bludgers left on centrelink
18:00 <Tolradi> do you like bon jovi?
18:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> after one week #melbourne will shed at least 100kg
18:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> the trial should continue
18:00 <Saemon> thats a singer right?
18:00 <Saemon> no i dont like bon jovi
18:01 * Mew ...  .......  GOTCHA! Mew was caught!
18:20 <doctor> Who's the snitch?
18:26 * doctor cracks knuckles
18:49 <Mew> bitches are like stitches
19:00 <DemonsRun> The IQ of the room would go up somewhat ProfessorHaroldHorowitz 
19:00 <Mew> The Weekly #melbourne Troll Swap
19:00 <Saemon> i dont listen to much music
19:00 <Saemon> only wrestlers theme songs
19:00 <DemonsRun> I'm gunna pay for this... Carter needs to wake up but I just wanna let the kid sleep
19:00 <DemonsRun> But he won't sleep thru :(
19:05 <TheRon> i'd snitch
19:10 <TheRon> and i have
19:13 <doctor> bitches aint nuffin but 100 problems but not 1
19:34 <Mew> thas jus ignant, dawg
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19:45 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Maurice
19:54 <doctor> yolo
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19:57 <TheRon> i'd snitch my own brother
20:00 <Saemon> just let him lay there
20:00 <Saemon> he will sleep eventually
20:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> this is Saemon's true area of expertise: sleeping
20:00 <DemonsRun> Stfu Saemon 
20:00 <DemonsRun> You're not a parent id never listen to parenting advice from you.
20:06 <Mew> #crossfit
20:41 <Ana_Ng> in 1800, what were the three most populous European cities?
20:53 <TheRon> paris
20:57 <DemonsRun> The fuck is crossfit?
20:57 <TheRon> london
21:00 <Saemon> just a suggestion my mum use to do that with me
21:00 <Saemon> calm down
21:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> LOL
21:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> you wont want a kid to turn out like him
21:00 <DemonsRun> I actually can't be fucked with you Saemon. Just stfu for half hour
21:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> OK, listen to the advice, do the exact opposite
21:00 <Saemon> lol ProfessorHaroldHorowitz
21:04 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> snitches r bitches
21:09 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> and bitches r snitches
21:17 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> so stop snitchin stop lyin
21:23 <TheRon> manchester
21:24 <Ana_Ng> yes paris
21:29 <Ana_Ng> yes london
21:41 <TheRon> rome?
21:58 <Ana_Ng> no
21:59 <TheRon> clue?
22:00 <DemonsRun> ProfessorHaroldHorowitz: He missed the part where I said my son IS sleeping.
22:00 <Mew> Serenity can you bring up troll swap at the next #melbourne ops meeting
22:00 <DemonsRun> So why would I let him lay there to fall asleep?
22:00 <Ana_Ng> can't read
22:00 <Mew> i think it'll work well
22:00 <Tolradi> Saemon you should go sleep
22:00 <Q{{> hey wait a minute
22:00 <Tolradi> forever
22:00 <Q{{> im ur designated troll
22:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> Saemon: baby seats -- facing forward or not? <Saemon> Ummm why would you need baby seats when there are seat belts already?
22:00 <Q{{> i get a say in this too
22:00 <DemonsRun> Omg
22:00 <DemonsRun> I feel like asking who could be so stupid, but I already know
22:15 <TheRon> barca?
22:38 <doctor> somewhere in the enlightened west. the rest of the world didn't matter at that time
22:45 <simba> any question that starts with "in 1800" should be banned
22:52 <doctor> except maybe moscow
23:00 <Q{{> who u want to swap me with
23:00 <Saemon> wth i didnt say that ProfessorHaroldHorowitz
23:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> nah i made that up. i was just trying to trigger your maternal instincts
23:00 <DemonsRun> Lol... You won't get a bite outta me. Easier to just ignore stupid comments and laugh
23:00 <Saemon> as a kid i got fed maccas all the time
23:01 <TheRon> moscow?
23:05 <PandasDontDrive> lol
23:12 <Ana_Ng> no
23:16 Nick: ^matty^ is now known as matt|a
23:24 <TheRon> leipzig?
23:37 <TheRon> berlin?
23:45 <simba> zurich
24:00 <Tolradi> <Saemon> My dad likes to come around and hit me
24:00 <Mew> type 1 if you think we should try troll swap and get rid of Saemon for 1 week
24:00 <Saemon> i guess back then ppl didnt know how unhealthy that was yet
24:00 <DemonsRun> Fucking 1
24:00 <Saemon> Tolradi ive never seen your nick here before
24:00 <DemonsRun> 1!
24:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
24:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> Press 0 to just to hear Mew's voice again
24:00 <DemonsRun> 00000000000
24:00 <Mew> hahaha
24:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> -to
24:50 <TheRon> is it in spain?
25:00 <Mew> 001001111000111
25:00 <DemonsRun> Benderrrrrr
25:00 <Tolradi> Saemon does your old man smack you around?
25:00 <Saemon> used too
25:00 <Tolradi> did he use lube?
25:00 <Saemon> until one day i manned up and uppercutted him
25:15 <TheRon> amsterdam?
25:17 <simba> madlid
25:33 <TheRon> rotterdam?
26:00 <Saemon> oh your trolling me
26:00 <Saemon> thought u were asking it seriously
26:00 <Tolradi> I am
26:00 <Tolradi> I am serious
26:00 <Tolradi> IRC is serious stuff man
26:00 <Saemon> then why would u ask if he used lube?
26:00 <DemonsRun> Uppercutted............
26:00 <Saemon> what is the usage of lube implying?
26:33 <TheRon> venice
27:00 <Ana_Ng> lube usage, duh
27:00 <Tolradi> Saemon did you headlock him too?
27:00 <Saemon> i punched him in the chin with my fists in an upwards motion DemonsRun
27:00 <Saemon> no Tolradi
27:01 <TheRon> i honestly have no clue
28:00 <DemonsRun> That's uppercut. 
28:00 <Saemon> i punched him out and then left the house
28:00 <DemonsRun> Not uppercutted you child
28:00 <Saemon> semantics
28:00 <Saemon> tomayto tomato
28:00 <Saemon> move on.
28:35 <TheRon> ????
29:00 <Tolradi> Saemon did you have a troubled childhood?
29:00 <Saemon> yes i did
29:00 <Tolradi> why?
29:00 <Saemon> my family were poor
29:00 <Bastardly_One> it's all made up
29:00 <Bastardly_One> he lives at home still
29:00 <Saemon> parents were alcoholics 
29:00 <Saemon> neglected me
29:04 <doctor> i googled it, it's Naples
30:00 <Bastardly_One> only have to read his shit over the space of say, a week ... and you realise it's all stories
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I doubt he's even wheelchair bound
30:00 <Saemon> oh shut it already nosering
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he used to be jkl ... who supposedly died in Peru
30:00 <Saemon> your obession with me is disturbing
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and this is his housemate
30:00 <Saemon> stalker alert
30:52 <Fez> I thought you asked questions when you didnt know the answer
30:59 <Fez> How stupid am i
31:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, continue your work of fiction
31:00 <Tolradi> Saemon tell us more
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm actually doing school work
31:00 <Tolradi> tell us your tale
31:00 <Saemon> wat do u want to know?
31:26 <simba> forza napoli!!!!!!!!!!
32:00 <Excessive> how much did ur last escort set u back Saemon?
32:00 <Saemon> $80
32:00 <Tolradi> is it true you hire tranny escorts?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> they're made up too
32:00 <Saemon> cheap asian ones u can bargain with
32:00 <Excessive> she mustah been pretty cheap
32:06 <TheRon> was that bresciano's team?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> those are the nights his parents won't let him use the net
33:00 <Excessive> I mean 80 is cheap*
33:00 <Saemon> she was alright
33:00 <Saemon> wasnt hot but wasnt ugly either
33:00 <Excessive> did she squeal?
33:00 <Saemon> just looked like an ordinary asian chick uni student or something
33:38 <simba> probably
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33:55 <TheRon> australia's best player?
34:00 <Saemon> nah
34:00 <Ana_Ng> that is how i aspire to be described
34:00 <Saemon> she remained quiet for the whole session
34:00 <Saemon> her english wasnt good for one thing
34:00 <Bastardly_One> [18:33] <Excessive> did she squeal? ----- yes, in repulsion
34:00 <Saemon> so there was abit of a communication barrier
34:00 <Bastardly_One> thinking to herself ... the things I have to fuck for money!
34:07 <TheRiddler> hallo
34:22 <simba> i have no idea
35:00 <Saemon> is that supposed to make me feel bad for her or something?
35:00 <Excessive> how long was 80 for?
35:00 <Saemon> she chose to do it
35:00 <Saemon> she put her self in that position
35:00 <Saemon> 15min Excessive
35:00 <Excessive> oh
35:00 <Excessive> that's y .........
36:00 <Saemon> it wasnt really 15 min though
36:00 <Saemon> with 15 min sessions, it could go over in the heat of things
36:00 <Excessive> so not even 15?
37:00 <Excessive> ah
37:00 <Excessive> ok
37:00 <Saemon> or it could be under if u come fast and want to leave quickly
37:00 <Saemon> i usually get all shy and self concious the moment after i orgasm
37:00 <Saemon> so i tend to leave quicklu
37:00 <Saemon> quickly*
37:00 <DemonsRun> God damn it
37:00 <DemonsRun> I fucking hate being muted
37:00 <DemonsRun> -.-
37:00 <Excessive> it's like 5 mins fo the shower b4 ne thing happens
37:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> Saemon, teenage male guilt from being on the look out of mum walking in
37:00 <Excessive> at least
38:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> a
38:00 <Tolradi> Saemon do you fap over the big w catalouge?
38:00 <Saemon> hrm im not sure if the escort start the clock on the hour time or not
38:00 <Saemon> ive never asked
38:00 <Saemon> but they dont seem too
38:00 <Tolradi> saemon do you wear rubbers?
38:39 * Saemon hey simba want a rimjob from me?
38:49 <TheRon> classy
39:00 <Saemon> cuz id jump in the shower quickly, and then come out and we'd start
39:00 <Saemon> and i'd get my moneys worth all the time
39:00 <Mew> troll swap troll swap troll swap
39:00 <Saemon> do i wear condoms when in a session with them?
39:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> 00000000000000000000
39:00 <Saemon> yes
39:00 <Saemon> they never offer greek
39:00 <Mew> 11111111111111111111
39:00 <Saemon> that is, natural intercourse
39:04 <Saemon> i can flick my tongue fast like a snake
40:00 <Excessive> greek
40:00 <Excessive> eheh
40:00 <Saemon> but they can jerk u off without protection
40:00 <Saemon> handjob
40:00 <Saemon> spanish
40:00 <Saemon> cum on thier chest
40:56 <TheRon> rebel rebel you torn your dress and your face is a mess
41:00 <Saemon> some would even do BBJ
41:00 <DemonsRun> Shut
41:00 <DemonsRun> The
41:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck
41:00 <DemonsRun> Up
41:00 <Mew> troll swap
41:00 <DemonsRun> Troll swap
41:00 <Saemon> Excessive wants to know about it
41:41 <simba> youre face to face with the man who sold the world
42:00 <DemonsRun> He asked you a straightforward question with a simple answer
42:00 <DemonsRun> You just can't keep your fingers still can you 
42:00 <Saemon> ....im a conversationalist
42:00 <Saemon> this is a chatroom
42:00 <DemonsRun> No you're not
42:00 <Saemon> and i am chatting
42:00 <Saemon> wth man
42:00 <DemonsRun> You're a fuckwit :)
42:03 <Pieter> Heaall the simba
42:05 <TheRon> indeed
42:10 <Pieter> Make it a better simba
42:32 <Pieter> For you not for me not for the entire human race
42:36 <simba> be quiet Pieter
42:59 <TheRon> pieter are you the iceman?
43:00 <Saemon> great just hurl abuse at me
43:00 <Saemon> at least i am chatting 
43:00 <Saemon> you're just being a bully
43:42 <simba> the iceman cometh
44:00 <Mew> Kynetic Serenity Longie stebie 
44:00 <Mew> TROLLLLL SWAAAAAP
44:00 <Mew> i dont know if BlackDevil has any power but.. BlackDevil 
44:00 <SexParlour> HEY FUCKHEAD SAEMON
44:00 <SexParlour> u gay poofter
44:00 <Saemon> whoa
44:00 <Saemon> who is this?
44:00 <SexParlour> u like cock
44:00 <SexParlour> u gay cunt
44:23 <Pieter> Yep
45:00 <SexParlour> semen eater
45:00 <SexParlour> ill kill u cunt
45:00 <Saemon> yes its no secret that i am bi-curious
45:00 <Tolradi> Saemon you better run
45:00 <Mew> haha gd 1
45:00 <Saemon> nah man i aint scared of him
45:00 <Saemon> lok
45:00 <Saemon> im from eliz ive got connections
45:00 <SexParlour> hahah
45:00 <SexParlour> connections
46:00 <SexParlour> what are u gonna come "own me" as you put it
46:00 <SexParlour> u fucking keyboad hero
46:00 <Mew> lets evict SexParlour and Saemon and bring back awolf
46:00 <Mew> that way it wont kill the room
46:00 <Saemon> huh? u speak like as if we've spoken to eachother SexParlour
46:00 <Saemon> who are you>
46:00 <Saemon> wat is your usual nick?
46:00 <SexParlour> ill crush u cunt
47:00 <SexParlour> u pay on my buddy simba
47:00 <SexParlour> ill fucking kill u
47:00 <Saemon> pandas
47:00 <Saemon> is that you>
47:00 <Saemon> lol
47:00 <SexParlour> no
47:00 <Saemon> then who? simba has no other buddy on here 
47:00 <Saemon> other than panda
47:00 <Saemon> who would stick up for him like this
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48:00 <SexParlour> you are so nieve
48:00 <SexParlour> u make it up dont u cunt fuck
48:00 <SexParlour> about oooh i got a prostitutde
48:00 <Mew> i like simba
48:00 <SexParlour> ooooh
48:00 <SexParlour> you are such a lier semen eater
48:00 <Saemon> lol tell me who u are
48:00 <Mew> but for some weird reason i dont feel the need to stick up for him when 2 retards are dribbling on each others laps
48:00 <SexParlour> nope
48:00 <SexParlour> ill rape u mew
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48:46 <PandasDontDrive> man im sick of skinny jeans
49:00 <SexParlour> ill fucking cum in your face bitch 
49:00 <Saemon> then wat u say wont matter to me and u will be / ignored SexParlour
49:05 <TheRon> get them wet and they're a bugger to get off
49:13 <PandasDontDrive> do go well with this jacket though ehehe
49:38 Nick: matt|a is now known as ^matty^
49:43 <TheRon> does it look a bit hasselhoof?
49:49 <TheRon> hasselhoff
50:00 <SexParlour> hahaha
50:00 <SexParlour> you are an idiot
50:00 <SexParlour> leave
50:00 <SexParlour> i will have u shit listed from this network
50:00 <Serenity> the shit that awolf has made about about me
51:00 <Serenity> theres not a chance in hell im helping him get back here
51:00 <SexParlour> lol what happen
51:00 <SexParlour> who is awolf
51:00 <DemonsRun> Is there a less pain in the ass to bring back then Serenity ?
51:00 <Serenity> no
51:00 <DemonsRun> Ugh
51:00 <Serenity> i dont have any authority to bring anyone back anyway
51:00 <Serenity> all the perms where set as higher bans and auto kicks i cant control that
51:05 <PandasDontDrive> jacket?
51:10 <PandasDontDrive> i dunno what does her wear
51:10 <TheRon> yeah
51:23 <TheRon> seen knight rider?
51:41 <PandasDontDrive> it's an Orisue jacket
51:44 <PandasDontDrive> oh yer i have
51:53 <PandasDontDrive> didnt he wear some gay pleather thing rofl
52:00 <Mew> what has awolf made about you??
52:00 <Serenity> i meant made up not just made
52:00 <SexParlour> john died
52:00 <Serenity> saying shit about my kids making up lies about me n paul
52:00 <Serenity> he can go fuck himself
52:03 <TheRon> possibly
52:10 <TheRon> he wears all kinds of shit
52:18 <PandasDontDrive> if i could find a piccc
53:00 <Serenity> he thinks cause he says it in cats i dont see it
53:00 <SexParlour> who is awolf serenity?
53:00 <Serenity> im noy discussing irc history with you
53:00 <SexParlour> ok
53:00 <Serenity> if you dont know then its not my problem
53:00 <SexParlour> sheesh
53:00 <Mew> ive never seen him say anything like that in cats
53:00 <Serenity> lucky you
54:00 <Mew> im gonna query him
54:00 <Serenity> hes always talking shit about me
54:00 <Serenity> so i owe him nothing
54:00 <SexParlour> serenity why are u worried about words on a screen
54:00 <SexParlour> go report the cunt if its an issue
54:00 <SexParlour> for threats
54:00 <Mew> he knows youll see everything said in cats though
54:00 <Mew> so i dont reckon he would
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54:23 <TheRon> better find another beer
54:37 <PandasDontDrive> hm
54:38 <PandasDontDrive> beer
54:42 <PandasDontDrive> lume
55:00 <Lumeah> hmm beers
55:05 <Lumeah> wheres mine?
55:10 <simba> up ur butt lol
55:26 <Lumeah> is that where you found yours?
55:41 <Lumeah> in YOUR but?
55:42 <Lumeah> t
55:44 <simba> im eating a sandwich
55:47 <simba> no beer here
55:57 <Lumeah> find it in your butt?
56:00 <Serenity> he has said this stuff though
56:00 <Serenity> lol ive watched the convos
56:00 <Serenity> hes a dick
56:00 <Serenity> im not worried about anything SexParlour
56:00 <Excessive> how big is that so called "retard" channel I wonder?
56:00 <Serenity> im explaining why i owe him no favours
56:32 <simba> wtf
56:37 <simba> vulgar stuff
56:43 <PandasDontDrive> sweet as Orisue is on fb
56:44 <PandasDontDrive> huhu
56:45 <Lumeah> lol
56:58 <Lumeah> who dat?
57:00 <Excessive> 1 entry
57:03 <PandasDontDrive> fkn girls on fb whinging about being single
57:06 <PandasDontDrive> buy a dildo
57:09 <PandasDontDrive> and a teddy bear
57:12 <simba> why do you need a clothing brand to be active on facebook
57:24 <PandasDontDrive> so i can get notifications
57:59 <PandasDontDrive> well im wearing jeans from k mart but no way im Liking k mart on fb..
58:00 <Serenity> i tried to remove his ban about 4 months ago then stebies auto script put it back
58:00 <Serenity> it was about a day after that he spent the whole day slagging me out
58:00 <lol-at-Mew> Serenity, You don't need to explain yourself to these losers.
58:00 <Serenity> so he can get fucked
58:00 <Mew> oh hay smelly
58:08 <TheRon> intergalactic planetery
58:40 <simba> pants patrol
58:48 <TheRon> i'm in shorts
59:00 <Serenity> i dont need to no but i will because im me lol
59:00 <lol-at-Mew> That's what makes this channel great.. because you are you :)
59:00 <Tolradi> any guys in Adelaide? Saemon will suck your cock for $100 while people watch you
59:00 <Mew> theres a little smudge of something on your nose Element
59:00 <Mew> o w8
59:44 <PandasDontDrive> IM IN YA MUMS BED
59:47 <PandasDontDrive> haw haw!
59:55 <TheRon> riiiiiiiiiiiight
59:59 <Lumeah> ewww
00:12 <Lumeah> i need to cut my nails
00:18 <PandasDontDrive> same
00:29 <PandasDontDrive> they r like 3mm long :P
00:48 <Lumeah> lol
00:53 <Lumeah> mine are annoying me
01:00 <lol-at-Mew> Mew, You've been licking arse allday.. just to get your online boyfriend back into this channel.. your arselicking has backfired LOL.
01:00 <Mew> thats not ass kissing lol thats suggesting something because the usual trolls are getting stale and annoying
01:11 <TheRon> take me back to you it's been a long time
01:25 <Lumeah> ohhh noiseworks
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01:32 <TheRon> yep!!!
01:48 * Lumeah listerns intently
01:49 <TheRon> like my fave
01:54 <Lumeah> soo is ahy!
02:00 <Mew> i didnt know about what Serenity just said
02:00 <lol-at-Mew> No, you're stale and annoying.. it's time you left IRC for good this time.
02:00 <Tolradi> who is lol-at-Mew?
02:00 <Mew> aw thats cute
02:00 <Tolradi> is that panda
02:00 <Doodle> some fag
02:00 <Mew> its Element lol
02:00 <Mew> who is also meant to be banned i think
02:00 <Tolradi> he sounds mad
03:00 <Doodle> david is the best ass kisser i know
03:00 <ooomp> Retards will always be retards
03:00 <Tolradi> maybe his butt plug got stuck inside hmi>
03:00 <lol-at-Mew> Banning me is pointless.. I can get around any ban and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
03:00 <ooomp> Doodle, that's uhhmm, nice
03:00 <Mew> yeah but you're easy to spot cos you type like a giant douchelord
03:00 <Tolradi> lol-at-Mew the problem is
03:00 <Tolradi> no one likes you
03:00 <Mew> so we'd find you every time
03:00 <Tolradi> why go talk to people who don't like you?
03:00 <Tolradi> are you that sad and lonely?
03:00 <Tolradi> I feel for you
03:18 * Pieter yawns
03:27 <Excessive> and the song is abt?
03:42 <TheRon> him missing his gf
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03:50 <Excessive> nah
03:53 <Excessive> lol
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03:55 <TheRon> nah
04:00 <SexParlour> i feel like speweing
04:00 <SexParlour> i feel crook
04:00 <Q{{> wth
04:00 <lol-at-Mew> Tolradi, That's nice.. now dry your eyes.
04:00 <Q{{> lol
04:00 <SexParlour> think i have flu
04:00 <TheRiddler> come back to us mew!
04:00 <TheRiddler> that is all lol
04:00 <Q{{> another day of drama
04:00 <xm> TheRiddler!
04:00 <Mew> YOU COME HERE
04:00 <xm> quick throw your pokeball
04:00 <TheRiddler> but melbourne is full of poopy heads
04:00 <TheRiddler> :(
04:00 <Doodle> he has a point
04:00 <Q{{> this is way better than other role playing channel of vampires and what not
04:05 <TheRon> please enlighten us
04:12 <Excessive> his friend dyin in a car crash
04:22 <TheRon> there you go
04:30 <Excessive> "I watched u wave gd bye as u drove away"
04:42 <mr_ducati> saemon not true
04:50 <TheRon> i see that now
05:00 <xm> TheRiddler we need to work together doing short animations based on people from here
05:00 <Mew> yeah well pandas is a moron so id rather be in a room with more space away from the moron
05:00 <lol-at-Mew> Tolradi/Wild_Turkey, No one likes you.. is that true you threatened to kill and rape kids?
05:00 <Mew> Tolradi isnt wild turkey you massive idiot LOL
05:00 <Q{{> SexParlour, i save u, if ur a hottie
05:00 <Mew> i cant believe even ELEMENT fucked that up
05:00 <Tolradi> hahahaha
05:00 <Mew> hes meant to be the master
05:00 <Tolradi> lol-at-Mew grabbing at straws I see
05:00 <Tolradi> no idea who I am
05:00 <lol-at-Mew> Mew, I'm not on IRC 24/7 like you.
05:05 <realist> There are girls on Facebook whining about being single? NO WAY!
05:20 <realist> </sarcasm>
05:24 <TheRon> irt's DARE
05:30 <Pieter> Hi realist
05:31 <Excessive> "I didn't know that it would be my last time with u" (or thereabouts, without lookin up the lyrics again)
05:44 <TheRon> i get you
05:46 <realist> Pieter: hello
06:00 <Q{{> one kiss from me and u be cured
06:00 <TheRiddler> atleast join cbf
06:00 <Doodle> wild turkey couldn't type so theres a dead giveaway
06:00 <Mew> because you're banned lol
06:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity: Wanna sit & watch with me?
06:00 <Tolradi> Mew why does this guy hate you?
06:00 <Tolradi> whats his deal?
06:00 <lol-at-Mew> If I was banned... I wouldn't be here.
06:00 <Q{{> DemonsRun, is so gay i swear
06:00 <Mew> i insulted him so badly once that its still burning him deep inside
06:00 <DemonsRun> Oh so gay. 
06:00 <Doodle> i heard DemonsRun likes men
06:00 <DemonsRun> I LOVE the dick.
06:00 <Mew> he cant handle my swag
06:00 <Mew> etc
06:00 <Tolradi> at least DemonsRun isn't Lumeah
06:00 <lol-at-Mew> You're no good at this Mew, you're losing your touch.
06:50 <TheRon> turning japanese is about sex
07:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Stan Bush - The Touch.mp3 (3.59MB 128kbps Stereo 3:55)
07:00 <Mew> you thought Tolradi was wild turkey lmfao
07:00 <Mew> you insult yourself
07:00 <Mew> i dont even need to do anything
07:00 <Q{{> i got a dick
07:00 <Mew> hay picarino
07:00 <DemonsRun> Doodle: Spot in
07:00 <Picard> Mew
07:00 <DemonsRun> On*
07:00 <Q{{> but unfortunately ur a demon
07:00 <DemonsRun> I do like men
07:00 <Doodle> i knew it
07:00 <Q{{> i dont do demons
07:00 <Doodle> how disgusting
07:00 <Picard> Doodle in the arse hey?
07:00 <DemonsRun> Ffs
07:00 <Doodle> only if she buys me dinner first
07:22 Join: ricchhee ([email protected]) to #melbourne
07:30 <PandasDontDrive> fact you know that
07:32 Join: Picard ([email protected]) to #melbourne
07:34 <PandasDontDrive> is homogay
07:39 <PandasDontDrive> but ur cool so
07:41 <realist> turning chinese is about getting high?
07:43 <Picard> cunt
07:56 <Picard> still on a meth high
08:00 <Q{{> u cant have this man DemonsRun, no wayyyy
08:00 <Picard> lol
08:00 <Shazza> Why does everyone think I'm a fucking guy?
08:00 <Doodle> cos of your penis
08:00 <Shazza> Oh yeah...
08:00 <Picard> your penis bulging out of ya shorts is a hint
08:00 <Lumeah> cuz they think im a guy to :P
08:00 <Doodle> same
08:00 <Doodle> teehehehe
08:00 <Shazza> Lumeah: You ARE a guy
08:00 <Shazza> Don't put me in the same category as you
08:00 <Picard> Lumeah nuh yur just a frizz head ugly cuny
08:00 <Shazza> That's a fucking insult.
08:06 Join: Defunct ([email protected]) to #melbourne
08:17 <TheRon> turning japanese, the moment of climax
09:00 <Lumeah> yeah you knwo it babe got a big honking one
09:00 <lol-at-Mew> loooollllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ picard
09:00 <Amish> "Hello sweety this is the emegency service. How can I help you? Oh we'll send a fire truck down there ASAP darls!"
09:00 <Pyro-> why so many haters in here
09:00 <Picard> its easy to hate stupid ugly cunts Pyro-
09:00 <Doodle> nothing on the telly?
09:00 <Pyro-> are you social disorders really THAT bad
09:00 <Lumeah> yeah they get off on it
09:00 <Q{{> hey i got rights to hate demons
09:00 <Q{{> theyre my arch enemies
09:21 <Picard> TheRon how are you lad?
09:27 <TheRon> harley and rose they just lost it for a while
09:32 <Mew> http://www.details.com/images/details/features/0407/detailsfeatures5v.jpg
09:36 <TheRiddler> shh he doesn't like ppl calling it meth
09:50 <Picard> lol TheRiddler
09:56 <TheRiddler> Mew join cunts pls
09:58 <Picard> what would he prefer i call it?
10:00 <Pyro-> picard.. things you say don't have a great lot of meaning to them..
10:00 <Pyro-> no real credibility anyways
10:00 <Amish> people had a hard day at work -- need to unwind. and the rest are waking up from not working and cranky there's no milk to go with the fruitloops
10:00 <Doodle> i had today off
10:00 <Picard> Pyro- says u
10:04 <TheRiddler> kthnx
10:18 <PandasDontDrive> me?
10:22 <TheRiddler> amethathetamine or however it's spelt
10:44 <Picard> lol
10:45 * PandasDontDrive slaps TheRiddler around a bit with a large trout
10:48 <PandasDontDrive> oops
10:51 * PandasDontDrive slaps Picard around a bit with a large trout
10:51 <TheRon> that drug that really fucks you up??
10:53 <Picard> meth is easier, i dont have to think to type that
11:00 <Pyro-> yeah
11:00 <Serenity> sorry i was polishing my sink (true story)
11:00 <Picard> wish my fucking wife would hurry up and get home to make dinner
11:00 <Serenity> what did i miss
11:00 <Shazza> Doodle: Make me dinner
11:00 <lol-at-Mew> lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo @ Pieter
11:00 <Doodle> never
11:00 <Picard> Serenity bullshit
11:00 <Pyro-> that has a lot to do with it i think, Amish
11:00 <Pieter> AWESOME IS BACK
11:00 <Serenity> i missed bullshit?
11:00 <Pieter> <---- AWESOMW
11:00 <TheRiddler> sezz I'm trying to get mew to join your chan
11:00 <Doodle> mostly sezz
11:00 <Pieter> Ooops
11:00 <Pyro-> more the angry non-workers
11:00 <Serenity> oh
11:00 <Serenity> she probs wont i wouldnt worry
11:00 <Picard> no u speak bullshit.
11:00 <TheRiddler> :(
11:00 <Tolradi> Lumeah you aren't a guy
11:00 <Serenity> umm ok
11:00 <Tolradi> you just have horrible hair and eyebrows
11:02 <Lumeah> lol
11:03 <Lumeah> oops
11:04 <PandasDontDrive> Picard seems to know a lot about meth
11:08 <PandasDontDrive> always going on about it
11:34 <TheRon> that rick james drug??
11:38 * Pieter pops his pills
11:41 <Picard> im a chemist i idiot
11:47 <Pieter> Vitamin d and calcium tablets
11:48 <Picard> u*
11:53 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
11:56 <Pieter> THEYRE MASSIVE!!!
11:59 <Pieter> :p
12:00 <Picard> non workers Pyro-???
12:00 <Tolradi> and your FB wall is full of shit
12:00 <Pyro-> ooh.. super secret channel  :o
12:00 <Doodle> my fb is full of shit
12:00 <Serenity> not sure if im meant to be upset you dont believe i was polishing my sink but ok
12:00 <Shazza> Secret?
12:00 <Shazza> Lol
12:00 <Doodle> i thought that was what it was for
12:00 <Serenity> its not secret dave lol
12:00 <Shazza> She cracked it?
12:00 <Pyro-> that's not the point :P
12:00 <Serenity> lol [Maverick] you wish
12:00 <Shazza> Really?
12:00 <Q{{> ^ glad mew has left
12:00 <Q{{> what a trouble maker
12:00 <Picard> Serenity do u even know where the kitchen is??
12:00 <[Maverick]> we wish you would fucking leave Q{{
12:01 <PandasDontDrive> new topic by Picard[18:32] <Picard> im a chemist i idiot
12:04 <PandasDontDrive> [18:32] <Picard> im a chemist i idiot[18:32] <Picard> im a chemist i idiot[18:32] <Picard> im a chemist i idiot
12:08 <Picard> Pieter i had no idea u are stebie's brother
12:25 <Pieter> So ?
12:29 <Picard> are you ashamed of him?
12:41 <Picard> like dude u are so normal and he is so messed up
13:00 <[Maverick]> and Picard 
13:00 <[Maverick]> fuck up 
13:00 <Serenity> shut up you're being obnoxious for nothing
13:00 <[Maverick]> you useless old cunt 
13:00 <lol-at-Mew> HAHAHA
13:00 <Doodle> that escalated quickly
13:00 <Q{{> what up with ppl being so rude to day
13:00 <Serenity> to day
13:00 <[Maverick]> [28:04][17:12:43:pm] <Q{{> ^ glad mew has left
13:00 <[Maverick]> [28:04][17:12:47:pm] <Q{{> what a trouble maker
13:00 <[Maverick]> you were being rude 
13:00 <Shazza> Yeah bitch
13:00 <Shazza> To day
13:00 <Pyro-> this is quite calm for these parts
13:00 <Doodle> all the women on here have spent too long together and are on each others cycle now
13:05 * Lumeah learns new things
13:19 <Picard> Lumeah get a hair stylist
13:43 <Lumeah> Picard you pick one for me and pay for it
13:54 <Pieter> You know theres a way to fix fat by joining jenny craig for $1 a day
13:59 <Pieter> That doesnt include the food
14:00 <Shazza> Lol
14:00 <[Maverick]> go back to riding BlackDevil like the rhinestone cowboy you are 
14:00 <Q{{> she did caused all these troubles
14:00 <Q{{> lol
14:00 <Shazza> Doodle: Bullshit.
14:00 <Doodle> esp Shazza
14:00 <[Maverick]> LOL 
14:00 <[Maverick]> Doodle
14:00 <Shazza> Doodle: Your logic fails. I don't get monthlies. So nerr.
14:00 <Pyro-> that is kinda funny
14:00 <Doodle> some of the men are on it too
14:00 <Shazza> Fucking NERR
14:00 <TheRiddler> wb Mew
14:00 <Shazza> Wb Mew 
14:00 <Picard> [Maverick] why so angry??
14:00 <Mew> thx riddlz
14:20 <Picard> get fucked, i dont like paying for my wifes hair and i root her. so u got no hope bitch
14:27 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
14:40 <Picard> Pieter how much a week do u steal to pay for meth?
14:42 <PandasDontDrive> IM A CHEMIST I IDIOT
14:48 <TheRon> there ain't no second prize
14:48 <Lumeah> then stop complaining.. PRICK!
15:00 <Serenity> me and maurice are synced lol
15:00 <[Maverick]> no angry. 
15:00 <Serenity> its weird
15:00 <[Maverick]> :) 
15:00 <Q{{> oh wb mew too then
15:00 <Mew> thx shazbum
15:00 <Mew> fuck off q
15:00 <Picard> just a moron?
15:00 <Doodle> no sezz
15:00 <Doodle> YOU'RE WEIRD
15:00 <Pyro-> maybe it's because your kids are lovers
15:00 <[Maverick]> I just hate dropkicks like you and Q{{
15:00 <Serenity> NO YOU ARE
15:00 <Picard> hate is harsh
15:00 <Doodle> am not
15:00 <Q{{> me and who?
15:00 <Picard> have u ever taken a second think i hate cunts like u?
15:04 <TheRiddler> he doesn't steal
15:07 <Picard> bite me
15:18 <Mew> i believe its complaing*
15:22 <TheRiddler> he finds all his stuff from the highway
15:25 <PandasDontDrive> TheRiddler you looking forward to Gotham Knight?
15:27 * Lumeah bites Pieter atm :P
15:28 <TheRon> BOOBS!!!
15:29 <TheRiddler> from off trucks
15:33 <Lumeah> no room for Picard
15:50 <Picard> lol
16:00 <Serenity> HAHA Pyro-
16:00 <Serenity> they are we're going to be mums in laws n shit
16:00 <Pyro-> i bet it comes true
16:00 <Doodle> but sezz
16:00 <Q{{> what is this battle of mutants day?
16:00 <Doodle> all of Maurice's kids are gay
16:00 <Amish> presumptive heirs to the #melb throne
16:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
16:00 <Serenity> well ants free too
16:00 <Doodle> maybe it will be a shammarriage
16:00 <Doodle> LOL
16:00 <Doodle> poor ant
16:00 <Pyro-> lol
16:00 <Doodle> that'll wipe the smile off his face
16:01 <Pieter> Theres no rooom for him anywhere
16:02 <simba> Picard isnt it a bit rich calling someone else fat when you are about eight times the size of your daughter in your picture
16:09 <Pieter> Not even in the black holes
16:10 <simba> and your daughter is a chubby lil one
16:10 <Picard> i reckon Lumeah and Pieter are perfect for each other
16:22 <TheRon> lumjeah is cool
16:37 <Picard> i called someone fat?
16:50 <Lumeah> Thanks TheRon :) so are you.
16:52 <PandasDontDrive> LMAO simba
16:57 <TheRon> oh i rule
17:00 <Serenity> LOL
17:00 <Serenity> shrek is love
17:00 <Serenity> shrek is life
17:00 <Doodle> LOL
17:00 <Doodle> oh god
17:00 <Doodle> what is wrong with people
17:00 <Serenity> i just dont know lol
17:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:00 <norti> they breathe lololololol
17:00 <Picard> [Maverick]
17:00 <Doodle> also its hammer time
17:00 <Pyro-> the wrong medications for their problems, i think that is half the problem in here
17:03 <Picard> simba u are the biggest waste of cum on the planet
17:04 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahaha irl
17:13 <PandasDontDrive> you want his cum?
17:17 <Lumeah> ewww
17:24 <simba> im not that big dude especially compared to y9ou
17:29 <simba> i saw your picture andrew you are gigantic
17:32 <Picard> panda dont prohect your fantasy towards me
17:34 <PandasDontDrive> at least his kids wont have downsyndrome and weight problems
17:37 <TheRon> oh i'm huge
17:37 <simba> you are possibly even bigger than romperstomper
17:44 <PandasDontDrive> that's possible?
17:55 <Picard> i am romperstomper
17:59 <Pieter> I thought icard was romperstomper
18:00 <Picard> Pyro- what meds are u on?
18:00 <Doodle> @mp3 MC Hammer - Work This.mp3 (6.92MB 192kbps Stereo 5:02)
18:00 <Pyro-> beer
18:00 <Saemon> ugh i hate logies 
18:00 <Saemon> on a current affair
18:00 <stebie> hi Serenity
18:00 <stebie> hi Picard
18:00 <Serenity> 2 legit 2 quit
18:00 <Serenity> hi stebie
18:00 <Saemon> the cult of celebrity worship is ruining our society
18:00 <doctor> TV aint any good
18:00 <Shazza> Hai stebie !
18:00 <stebie> hi rest of y'all
18:00 <Picard> stebie hello lad
18:11 <Pieter> They're like twins
18:11 <Picard> Pieter i am
18:15 <simba> romperstompers gut was like a veranda but idk Picard is even bigger
18:20 Nick: Picard is now known as Romperstomper
18:33 <Romperstomper> stalker cunt simba
18:41 <PandasDontDrive> Picard how do you know that you're holding your dick when you piss
18:42 <simba> ?
18:46 <PandasDontDrive> or do you piss sitting down
18:51 <TheRon> let';s discuss how good port adelaide is
18:53 <PandasDontDrive> with a step ladder holding your gut?
18:58 <Romperstomper> prowl- simba ([email protected]) was looking for you on #melbourne 6 weeks 6 days 18 hours 4 minutes ago (12.03. 01:04).
19:00 <Q{{> f ya all im leaving
19:00 <Q{{> u guys are nuts
19:00 <lol-at-Mew> Hi Steven :)
19:00 <Mew> cooooooooolbeans
19:00 <Picard> Q{{ piss off then
19:00 <doctor> They're the idols now Saemon. The new Gods
19:00 <Mew> hey Element
19:00 <lol-at-Mew> bye Steven :)
19:00 <Amish> it was going to be this or the big quake in california anyway
19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:00 <Doodle> @mp3 PSY & Mc Hammer - Gangnam Style (2 Legit 2 Quit).mp3 (3.63MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:57)
19:00 <Picard> elemet, really?
19:00 <Doodle> chyeah
19:04 <Romperstomper> fuck port
19:09 <Romperstomper> toothless cunts
19:21 <TheRon> they beat geelong they must be good
19:36 <simba> :)
19:39 <Romperstomper> hardly
19:56 <simba> picard is a richmond fan when theyre winning (so last in the 90s)
19:58 <simba> lol
20:00 <TheRiddler> stebie which team do you support in AFL?
20:00 <Doodle> ulumut
20:00 <stebie> TheRiddler, don't make me say it
20:00 <Pyro-> go the suns
20:00 <TheRiddler> it's ok
20:00 <Amish> not collingwood
20:00 <Amish> any association with Pieter is unwanted
20:00 <TheRiddler> I go for bulldogs
20:02 <TheRon> it was on their home turf but still
20:04 <simba> but right now he hates footy cos they suck
20:16 <TheRon> coming off a big game against hawthorn
20:31 <Romperstomper> doesnt count much this time of year
20:33 <simba> and we went 2 perth.. just 2 fit
20:42 <PandasDontDrive> he hates footy because they can run around for hours and he can only run five feet after an ice cream van
20:45 <simba> every win is 4 points picard
20:45 <Romperstomper> geelong,hawthorn are different teams come september
20:49 <TheRon> not that far from adelaide
20:55 <simba> lol
21:00 <stebie> correct, not Collingwood
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:00 <stebie> TheRiddler, oh you lie
21:00 <TheRiddler> nope
21:00 <Picard> richmond
21:00 <stebie> that said i'm not a huge fan of the sport
21:00 <TheRiddler> I have a puffy team jacket on atm
21:00 <[Maverick]> TheRiddler was telling me how much he hates the Blues 
21:07 <simba> picards fav sport is watching horse races at the TAB
21:13 <Romperstomper> simba u know fuck all about football so shut the fuck up
21:14 <PandasDontDrive> LMAO
21:15 <TheRon> the dogs?
21:16 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahahaha
21:18 <PandasDontDrive> WAHAHAHA
21:31 <simba> i seem to know a lot more than you andrew
21:35 <PandasDontDrive> he sits there crying all day because life is so terrible
21:36 <simba> are you getting insecure
21:40 <TheRon> picard owes some bookies?
21:53 <Romperstomper> lol @ simba and panda
21:58 <TheRiddler> dogs are fine shh
22:00 <TheRiddler> no I hate dons more
22:00 <Amish> i never thought you'd be into AFL etc TheRiddler. given your glass collection :D
22:00 <Picard> drug cheat cunts
22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:00 <TheRiddler> oh yes
22:00 <Pyro-> ?
22:04 <PandasDontDrive> Picard, have you developed milk ducts inside your moobs?
22:06 <Romperstomper> which one of u guys cop it in the arse?
22:10 <PandasDontDrive> cause you're sooking so much
22:14 <TheRon> harness racing is the worst
22:16 <PandasDontDrive> neither
22:17 <simba> why is he trying to change the subject to gay sex AGAIN
22:19 <TheRiddler> atleast they dont have 16 wooden spoons
22:25 <simba> lol harness racing is exactly what picard does
22:26 <PandasDontDrive> *shrug*
22:30 <TheRiddler> or is it 17
22:37 <PandasDontDrive> Picard still remembers chariot racing
22:39 <TheRon> hey look what he does on his own time
22:43 <simba> who has those wooden spoons?
22:47 <PandasDontDrive> How was Jesus bru, was he cool?
22:47 <TheRiddler> saints
22:57 <simba> lol
22:58 <Romperstomper> saints are no good
22:59 <PandasDontDrive> did all the hot chicks come out to watch the crucifixions?
22:59 <TheRiddler> we have like 6 I think
23:00 <TheRiddler> essendon then saints :p
23:00 <TheRiddler> then collingwood
23:06 <simba> sydney won 3 spoons in a row i think
23:20 <TheRiddler> *dogs
23:32 <Romperstomper> lol @ the dogs, one flaf
23:34 <Romperstomper> flag
23:45 Nick: Romperstomper is now known as Picard
23:50 <PandasDontDrive> Picard can't watch dog or horse racing with having to order Dominos
23:56 <TheRon> st kilda has 50 year plan
24:00 <TheRiddler> well
24:04 <simba> Picard is really really fat ok trust me i saw his picture
24:07 Part: realist ([email protected]) from #melbourne
24:08 <PandasDontDrive> lol
24:12 <PandasDontDrive> yer well
24:17 <PandasDontDrive> I saw a picture of his penis
24:17 <Picard> simba u should stay off the meth man
24:24 <Picard> your starting to sound like panda
24:27 <PandasDontDrive> enlarged on the pc screen I was impressed.
24:30 <simba> i've never done meth in my life
24:33 Join: JimmyJack ([email protected]) to #melbourne
24:33 <PandasDontDrive> same
24:36 <PandasDontDrive> lol
24:49 <Picard> more lies
24:50 <simba> andrew why did u change ur facebook picture to a flintstone character
24:51 <TheRon> ELO - telephone line
24:56 <TheRiddler> 4 wooden spoons
24:57 <simba> u do realise ur pix are still public yeah?
24:57 <simba> lmao
24:58 <PandasDontDrive> [18:32] <Picard> im a chemist i idiot
25:00 <Picard> u cunts are more fucked up then Pieter
25:00 <TheRiddler> probably eagles more 
25:00 <TheRiddler> horrid supporters
25:00 <TheRiddler> generally
25:02 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahahahwahahaha
25:08 <PandasDontDrive> quote of the YEAR
25:24 <Picard> quote???? its called a typo u moron
25:27 <simba> u do realise everything is still public on ur facebook picard i dont think changing ur pic to fred flintstone does anything
25:36 <PandasDontDrive> IT'S CALLED A TYPE MORON!
25:53 <PandasDontDrive> Picard's mother was Hellen Keller
25:57 <Picard> fred flintstone??
26:00 <Doodle> .
26:07 Nick: JimmyJack is now known as Loof
26:14 <Loof> simba show me picard
26:20 <PandasDontDrive> i take that back, poor woman :/
26:21 <Loof> i need a laugh
26:26 <simba> ok
26:29 <PandasDontDrive> Loof, you have to be i chemist first.
26:44 <simba> i, chemist
26:47 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
27:03 <PandasDontDrive> I, Chemist 2; Type Moron
27:08 <simba> im still amazed that somebody so fat competes in harness racing
27:14 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
27:20 <simba> wouldnt it be logical to have a light person doing that job?
27:22 <simba> idk
27:27 <Picard> im still amazed you cunts are still alive
27:34 <PandasDontDrive> you idiot simba
27:37 <simba> no really andrew what is the theory behind harness racing
27:41 <PandasDontDrive> he means Hippo harness racing
27:42 <Picard> lol @ u losers after the budget.....no more dsp looooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
27:44 <simba> are heavier people better for it
27:47 <PandasDontDrive> only animal that can drag his weight/
27:55 <simba> your horse must be pretty impressive
28:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/10011211_702443033132975_6819506559663807357_n.jpg
28:01 <Picard> it isd
28:04 <Picard> -d
28:07 <simba> why dont you get a lighter rider?
28:09 <simba> or doesnt it matter?
28:12 <PandasDontDrive> his horse is The Big Rocking Horse
28:15 <PandasDontDrive> from Gummeraka
28:15 <TheRon> o she's a good horse ken she'll go all day
28:25 <simba> i mean, youre gigantic... surely some seconds would be shaved off if you got a normal sized human?
28:46 <TheRon> tea
28:51 Quit: TheRon ([email protected]) Quit: Man who run behind car get exhausted
29:10 <simba> Picard?
29:22 <PandasDontDrive> PICARD
29:27 <simba> i am genuinely curious
29:36 <PandasDontDrive> are you okay man?
29:46 <PandasDontDrive> you know John Candy is dead right?
30:01 Join: Maurice ([email protected]) to #melbourne
30:04 <Loof> picard do you find it hard to move your head around with no neck?
30:11 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Maurice
30:14 <PandasDontDrive> ROFL
30:18 <Loof> picard when is the last time you saw your penis?
30:24 <PandasDontDrive> I'd like to see this picture but I'm going to have dinner soon.
30:36 <PandasDontDrive> last time was when bron posted his dick pic
30:37 Quit: Loof ([email protected]) Quit: Ciao
30:41 <PandasDontDrive> that's how he got to see it
30:51 <Picard> back
30:58 <Picard> loof im rubbing at as week speak
31:05 <Picard> simba i have no idea what you are talking about
31:09 <PandasDontDrive> rubbing a bat?
31:22 <Picard> and as usual panda has no fucken clue
31:23 <simba> what
31:31 <simba> weve discussed this before why are you pretending you dont know now?
31:31 <simba> lol
31:38 <Picard> discussed what
31:40 <TheRiddler> give me suggestions for what porn to watch
31:42 <simba> you race horses in mildura you admitted this to me....
31:43 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
31:50 <simba> TheRiddler: MFF
31:55 <PandasDontDrive> The Adventures of Andy I, Chemist
32:36 <simba> i was just wondering why you wouldnt get somebody lighter to ride on back
33:03 <PandasDontDrive> i figured it out!
33:27 <PandasDontDrive> he gets into a harness and a Blackhawk chopper holds him just above
33:39 <simba> maybe the thing they sit on is a set heavy weight anyway so all the horses pull something heavy regardless
33:47 <PandasDontDrive> that is pure genius Picard
33:49 <simba> so the fat owners can sit on the back without worrying about it making their time slower
33:53 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
33:58 <simba> they just make them all the same weight
34:00 <simba> that is plausible
34:07 <Picard> panda u are a dickhead
34:08 <PandasDontDrive> I wonder if he wears an NFL helmet
34:17 <PandasDontDrive> at least I have a dick
34:21 <simba> Picard is that theory close?
34:22 <PandasDontDrive> nuff said
35:12 <PandasDontDrive> clidesdales?
35:27 <PandasDontDrive> several of those could pull Picard
35:39 <PandasDontDrive> probably start pulling them first ;)
36:15 <simba> Hahahahahaahahahahaha.
36:23 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
36:57 <Picard> your dick doesnt get used, well only when simba is on the end of it faggot
37:07 <Picard> did u rob some old lady today panda?
37:13 <simba> wow what the hell
37:17 <simba> please calm down andrew
37:21 <PandasDontDrive> had gay sex and I robbed an old lady today. What of it?
37:26 <PandasDontDrive> enough with the prejudice
37:34 <PandasDontDrive> DON'T JUDGE MEEEEEEEE
37:39 <Lumeah> lol
37:40 <simba> he honestly thinks about me performing gay sex acts every day
37:46 <simba> im flattered tbh
37:46 <PandasDontDrive> ROFL
37:49 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahaha
38:02 <PandasDontDrive> That does appear to be his major proclivity
38:16 <Picard> low scum
38:21 <Picard> get a job
38:32 <PandasDontDrive> cant
38:33 <Picard> u will need one soon.............no more dsp for u pandis
38:47 <PandasDontDrive> :(
38:51 <Picard> loser
38:54 <Picard> u will die
38:54 <PandasDontDrive> :(
38:57 <PandasDontDrive> no!
39:00 <Saemon> gay
39:01 <Picard> in prison
39:02 <simba> lmao
39:02 <simba> wtf
39:03 <PandasDontDrive> im telling my mum on you
39:08 <Picard> u wont make it in jail lad
39:16 <simba> if you were banned because of how upset you are Picard would be banned for being upset
39:16 <Picard> jennifer wont listen she hates u
39:17 <PandasDontDrive> [18:32] <Picard> im a chemist i idiot
39:25 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
39:35 <PandasDontDrive> actually she should be here about now
40:34 <PandasDontDrive> I never lie, but occasionally I'll do sleight of mouth tricks...
40:53 * PandasDontDrive blows Picard a wet, smelly kiss
41:00 <Saemon> hrm to escort or not to escort tis night
41:00 <Saemon> that tis the question
41:28 <Lumeah> smelly?
41:35 <Lumeah> ya been eating crap agian?
41:46 <PandasDontDrive> havent you heard?
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> All Day I Dream About (GAY) Sex
42:00 <Tolradi> Saemon don't you might get knifed
42:00 <Tolradi> by random guys from IRC
42:00 <AmishWithAHistoryOfViolence> you know originally that was about whether the character should top themself
42:00 <AmishWithAHistoryOfViolence> just sayin'
42:12 <Lumeah> ohh ok
42:21 <PandasDontDrive> im bored now
42:26 <Lumeah> me to
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42:40 <PandasDontDrive> I hope Picard didn't go and take his frustration out on his kids and beat them :/
42:50 Quit: JimmyJack ([email protected]) Quit: Ciao
42:58 <Picard> only one id like to beat is u pandis
43:00 <Saemon> what is?
43:00 <Saemon> what quote? to be or not to be? that is the question?
43:00 <Saemon> hamlet isn it?
43:05 <PandasDontDrive> beat me OFF!
43:10 Join: JimmyJack ([email protected]) to #melbourne
43:15 Nick: JimmyJack is now known as Loof
43:25 <Picard> get simba to do that
43:32 <Picard> he swallows matthew told me
43:32 <PandasDontDrive> no
43:43 <Mew> http://i1083.photobucket.com/albums/j382/ZerlinaMaxwell/tumblr_inline_mo1ci58u5c1qz4rgp_zps7bc54855.gif
43:46 <PandasDontDrive> he's Chemist, Type moron.
44:00 <Picard> quote???? its called a typo u moron
44:00 <AmishWithAHistoryOfViolence> it was from Babe and whether he should run away or get turned into bacon
44:01 <Picard> quote???? its called a typo u moron
44:23 <DemonsRun> Can't help it can ya PandasDontDrive
44:24 <PandasDontDrive> [18:32] <Picard> im a chemist i idiot
44:35 <DemonsRun> Always have to hit the low blow and bring in people's kids
44:45 <DemonsRun> What, are you jealous you don't have any?
44:57 <PandasDontDrive> huh?
45:33 <PandasDontDrive> you don't scroll so well do you DemonsRun.
45:49 <Picard> DemonsRun he should be desexed like a dog, imagine if this cunt was let breed another
46:01 <Picard> he has a son and doesnt see it
46:06 <Picard> safer for the child
46:10 <simba> to be fair Picard is constantly bringing up PandasDontDrives mother so its kinda like an eye for an eye
46:23 <DemonsRun> No
46:57 <DemonsRun> Not eye to eye when it's not just him he's saying it to
47:14 <PandasDontDrive> An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.
47:18 <simba> well yeah i get that part
47:24 <simba> yes that is a good saying
47:36 <PandasDontDrive> oh dw Picard is going on about my son in pm
47:44 <PandasDontDrive> so I guess we're I, Friends now.
47:54 <PandasDontDrive> I love that saying in Seven Psychopaths
48:12 <Picard> loooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
48:22 Quit: Loof ([email protected]) Quit: Ciao
48:46 <Picard> my son and i just played table tennis :)
49:32 <Picard> love that boy :)
49:33 <Lumeah> cool
50:23 <PandasDontDrive> ding ding
50:35 <PandasDontDrive> sounds like Picard is trying to telephone call me but doesn't know how.
50:40 <DemonsRun> Retard hour simba
50:59 <Picard> i wouldnt waste the energy trying to call u pandis
51:24 <simba> whenever Picard is on irc you just have no chance of anything happening
51:28 <simba> you have to wait until he logs off
51:33 <simba> fuck its only 7pm, too.....
51:38 <DemonsRun> LOL
51:41 <Picard> u should log off life
51:41 <DemonsRun> Later here
51:56 <simba> holy shit that reply was akin to a butthurt sixteen year old
51:59 <simba> "you should log off life"
52:00 <Excessive> ahuh ...... ok, I'mnah roll up ...... want some ol dude?
52:02 <simba> are you serious man
52:09 <Picard> simba no one likes u
52:13 <simba> thats like a payout from the early 90s when the internet was just getting big
52:18 <simba> "no one like syou"
52:20 <simba> holy shit im out
52:22 <Picard> even your parents are fed up with you, sick of you leaching off them
52:25 <Picard> get a job
52:27 <simba> im getting stupider talking to him......
52:59 <Picard> u already have a single digit i.q its too late lad
53:00 <Pyro-> that doesn't make a lot of sense...
53:53 <DemonsRun> Lol simba you should see the other server I'm on. Worse than here
54:00 <Pyro-> sort of out-of-the-blue, also
54:28 <Lumeah> and that is?
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54:57 <Picard> dont tell her, she will stalk u
55:00 <Saemon> Pyro- look
55:00 <Saemon> you want to settle things huh?
55:00 <Excessive> it don't relly need to maketh sense to everyone
55:00 <Saemon> u want it done once and for all?
55:00 <Saemon> man to man?
55:00 <Excessive> +a
55:00 <Pyro-> umm.. sure..
55:00 <Pyro-> *waits
55:05 <DemonsRun> Right now, one who can speak and type proper English but refuses to, acts dumb as hell. Can spell dominatrix but not night.
55:23 <DemonsRun> Another who acts like he puts everyone on ignore just to see what they say about him lmao
55:29 <Picard> thats panda
55:33 <Picard> he does the here
55:34 <DemonsRun> Peers Lumeah
55:50 <DemonsRun> Picard: Wouldn't matter, don't use the same nick.
56:00 <Saemon> tsssch
56:00 <Saemon> swat i thought
56:00 <Saemon> pussyass bitch
56:00 <Pyro-> meet you out the front of mine in 5 mins
56:00 <Saemon> pffft 
56:00 <AmishWithAHistoryOfViolence> earrings arent hairy but yeah like choc mint
56:00 <Pyro-> i'll be sitting on the prorch having a smoke, not hard to spot
56:00 <Saemon> dont fucken waste me time
56:00 <Saemon> kid
56:00 <Pyro-> porch*
56:01 <simba> worse than here? thats fucked
56:04 <Lumeah> im no stalker
56:07 <Picard> take simba
56:13 <Picard> pandis where are u?
56:20 <simba> this is by far the worst one im on, and oddly enough the only one where the ops seem to be hoping that the server dies completely
56:33 <DemonsRun> ...
56:41 <DemonsRun> Would you like to see for yourself? Lol
56:43 * Picard hands simba a tissue so he can cry to the ops
57:00 <Pyro-> it's the 2 story 2-tone grey house
57:00 <Pyro-> just incase you don't know the number
57:01 <simba> hang on Picard, talking to someone who didnt drop out of high school
57:05 <simba> lol
57:08 <DemonsRun> The server is DDOS so often it's not funny
57:14 <DemonsRun> From glines etc
57:28 <simba> it sounds entertaining
57:31 <Picard> awwww cmon simba its ok
57:38 <Picard> be a man and toughen up
57:42 Part: Lwaxana ([email protected]) from #melbourne
57:43 <simba> whats ok
57:59 <Picard> your sad sorry life is ok, no need to cry
58:00 <Saemon> once u grow a pair, then come back and try be a hero again
58:00 <Saemon> alright soldier?
58:00 <Pyro-> a pair of what ?
58:00 <Pyro-> are you deaf..?  i asked.. a pair of what ?
58:03 <DemonsRun> You know the program frostwire?
58:08 <simba> yes
58:12 <simba> havent thought about that for a while
58:22 <DemonsRun> It's the chat attached to that
58:38 <Picard> loooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllll
58:46 <simba> ah yes i can imagine how backwards that would be
58:51 <DemonsRun> The ops have little to no control
58:51 <simba> are there big music channels
58:52 <Picard> brb
59:00 <DemonsRun> No, no music channels
59:00 <Pyro-> is your other hand busy?
59:00 <Saemon> a pair of balls to give yourself some courage
59:00 <Lumeah> blind...
59:00 <Saemon> you dogly coward
59:00 <Saemon> man the fuck up
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59:13 <DemonsRun> It used to have main 1,2 & 3
59:31 <DemonsRun> But fuck 70 users tops in there now
59:43 <DemonsRun> Legendary server isn't too bad tho
00:00 <Pyro-> how would some balls help my courage ?
00:00 <Pieter> TADAAAA!!
00:00 <Lumeah> lol
00:00 <Pieter> Damn I do awesome tricks
00:00 <Saemon> quit yappin and eat a teapsoon of cement Pyro-
00:00 <Saemon> will do ya a world of good
00:00 <Pyro-> that wouldn't mix well with the beer
00:00 <Lumeah> :P
00:00 <Pyro-> would end up turning to concrete
00:47 <simba> everyone used to be on irc
00:55 <simba> old people were using the internet like kids do ages before them
01:00 <Pyro-> that would make it hard to move around
01:00 <Pyro-> i could shit a brick though, i reckon
01:00 <Pyro-> a bessa brick maybe
01:12 <DemonsRun> Oh yeah ik
01:35 <simba> ikr
01:39 <DemonsRun> The main room topped out at 200 I think. Was down to #2 when I went there
02:00 <Pyro-> if all of the above things happened
02:00 <Excessive> add some shampoo :P
02:00 <Saemon> yeah and in the process, hopefully it would harden u the fuck up
02:00 <Saemon> ya soft pansy
02:00 <Pyro-> do you like guys when they're hard?
02:00 <Saemon> put down the comb mirror n gel mate
02:00 <Pyro-> you like it rock hard
02:00 <Saemon> and be a real tru blu aussie bloke
02:19 <simba> must be all the picard types yea?
02:23 <simba> they destroy lives!!!!!!!!
03:00 <Pyro-> right up the cohcolate speedway
03:00 <Saemon> instead of watchin home and away and blow drying your hair Pyro-
03:00 <Saemon> how about u try go boar hunting
03:00 <Pyro-> can i take a 12v tv?
03:00 <Pyro-> don't wanna miss h&a
03:01 <doctor> the more people doesn't normally mean better quality
03:03 <Serenity> this channel used to have like 800 users BACK IN DA DAI
03:12 <DemonsRun> Lol Serenity
03:15 <DemonsRun> Way back when.
03:18 <Serenity> now theres not even 800 people on the server lol
03:42 <DemonsRun> You know how you stay coz there's the few decent people to chat with?
03:49 <DemonsRun> Yeah only reason to stay on peers
04:00 <Saemon> i knew it
04:00 <Pyro-> if i need to dry my hair, i can just flick it back and forth
04:00 <Saemon> u need a positive male role model
04:00 <Saemon> a proper man to be your father figure
04:00 <Saemon> me
04:26 <DemonsRun> Brb. Gotta get bubba changed ready for bed :)
04:37 <Serenity> i dont even need to stay for the few decent people cause nearly all of them i see/speak to off here
04:49 <Picard> back
05:00 <Pyro-> not you though.. i don't think HIV positive was the idea behind that coloquilism
05:00 <Saemon> lol
05:00 <Saemon> i use condoms everytime i see escorts
05:00 <Doodle> Saemon thought his 'living positive' tattoo sounded cool in the 80s
05:00 <Doodle> now it has a different meaning
05:03 <simba> u just stay for our on again off again fling right
05:04 <DemonsRun> Nawt meeee Serenity lol
05:10 <Serenity> yah simba
05:22 <simba> phew'
05:30 <Picard> Serenity i didnt realise u had a dick
05:42 <Serenity> dont be silly
05:50 <Picard> simba only like men
06:00 <Saemon> lol
06:00 <AmishWithAHistoryOfViolence> Saemon, their biggest fear would not just be an STD from you, but the thought of carrying a baby that has your DNA. :)
06:00 <Pyro-> i think it was the african monkey that might have been the problem
06:00 <Saemon> AmishWithAHistoryOfViolence there may be alot of babies like that out there then
06:00 <Saemon> cuz i donate my sperm
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07:00 <Shazza> Escorts is your best topic isn't it?
07:00 <Saemon> ive have alot of experience with them
08:00 <Excessive> at least he gets to choose *smirk*
09:00 <AmishWithAHistoryOfViolence> 'are you still seeing the same girl?' 'yeah, still seeing her' 'how is she going?' 'good good.  she came over to my place last night. which costed a bit more'
09:00 <[Maverick]> <Saemon> how about u try go boar hunting
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09:08 <Picard> PandasDontDrive
09:12 Quit: Fez ([email protected]) EOF from client
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10:00 <[Maverick]> are telling people to do stuff... because you can't do it? 
10:00 <AmishWithAHistoryOfViolence> this is true. im living vicariously through Pieter
10:00 <AmishWithAHistoryOfViolence> hey pieter shoot 'em up bro
10:44 <simba> just leave Picard u r only here to try and put irc users in your gay fantasies
10:54 <simba> go and watch the voice with ur wife or something
11:23 <DemonsRun> He has a wife?
11:25 <DemonsRun> The fuck
11:52 <Doodle> she's clearly a blind deaf masochist
11:58 <Picard> fuck u simba
12:36 <Nikky`> NO FUCK YOU - sorry also wanted in on this abusive chat
12:37 <Picard> id love for the day when i come here and someone tells me u died in a fire
12:58 <Doodle> oh dear
13:00 <Pieter> Get out of me
13:06 <Nikky`> burn baby burn - disco inferno
13:14 <Doodle> @mp3 The Trammps - Disco Inferno.mp3 (19.57MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 21:22)
13:20 <Nikky`> hehe
13:33 <Picard> https://www.google.com.au/search?q=burnt+dead+bodies+pictures&biw=1024&bih=443&tbm=isch&imgil=JvWOifcRfw8hYM%253A%253Bhttps%253A%252F%252Fencrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com%252Fimages%253Fq%253Dtbn%253AANd9GcR7s0gqIM4zdydX40JItbpbLrczGxopAQjdMBVo1zj7CiTr-EG-%253B348%253B236%253Bm1S-eUJSK1RNKM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fforum.sikhsangeet.com%25252Fv%25252FInjustice%25252F1984-delhi-riots%25252Fkillings-damage%25252F%25253Fg2_page%2525253D2&source=iu&usg
13:47 <Doodle> not clicking
14:00 <Excessive> eheheh
14:00 <Lumeah> to lates
14:36 <Picard> y
14:39 <Picard> soft cunt
15:00 <Intrepid> hi
15:00 <Saemon> if she charges more than before
15:00 <Saemon> then i'd simply get a new escort
15:00 <Intrepid> u fuck whores?
15:48 <Lumeah> aren't cunts ment to be soft?
16:00 <Saemon> just remember: in the escort business, theres always one who willing for a lower price if u look around
16:00 <Saemon> yeah Intrepid
16:00 <Intrepid> u disgusting little man
16:00 <Intrepid> get a gf
16:00 <Saemon> why?
16:00 <Saemon> girls cost more
16:00 <Intrepid> why pay for sex?
16:00 <Saemon> gf's
16:00 <Pieter> Whores are just gfs that make money while having sex
16:00 <Saemon> cuz i get want exactly what i want Intrepid without all the baggage and mindfuckery
16:20 <Doodle> not hard cunts like Picard
16:26 <Picard> http://www.petercliffordonline.com/syria/syria-partially-burnt-bodies-found-in-deir-el-zour/
16:37 <Lumeah> nice :P
16:41 <Lumeah> not clicking
17:00 <Pieter> Hell , its what they commonly know as housewives
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> girls cost about ten smurfs
17:00 <Intrepid>                                                                                       lol                                                                                              
17:00 <Saemon> with a gf, with the sex comes commitment and responsibilities of keeping her emotionally happy 
17:00 <Intrepid> and u cant get a woman for free
17:00 <Intrepid> just like PandasDontDrive he fucks whores
17:29 <simba> Picard doesnt wish for a good education for his daughter or for his racing horse to win its next race.... just for some guy in a chatroom to die???
17:50 <Picard> id lol so hard if u died
18:00 <Intrepid> then he stomps on them'
18:00 <Saemon> no i cant get a women for free either
18:00 <Intrepid> lol
18:00 <Saemon> im a fairly unattractive bloke
18:00 <Intrepid> like your honesty
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahehehehe
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P :P <3
18:01 <simba> lol at googling "burnt dead bodies pictures"
18:02 <Picard> u are a waste of oxygen
18:03 <simba> thats hard man
18:13 <simba> come back when you see mexican beheading vids
18:17 <Picard> i bet your family wishes u were dead
18:26 <simba> christ
18:33 <Pieter> You are all rebels , true rebels !
18:36 <Pieter> :))))
18:42 <Pieter> RESPECT!
18:43 <Picard> Pieter
18:44 <simba> ;)))
18:47 <Picard> i respect u peter
19:00 <Picard> takes a strong man to do the drugs u do peter
19:00 <Pieter> Making out that fucking prostitutes is a bad thing
19:00 <Pieter> Unreal
19:00 <Saemon> yeah i make no pretenses i tell it like it is
19:00 <Intrepid> it is bad, its desperation 101
19:00 <Saemon> thats what ppl will think
19:00 <Intrepid> got a pic Saemon?
19:00 <Saemon> fuck what ppl think
19:00 <Saemon> its your life u live how u want and do what u want
19:00 <Pieter> Welp seeing as i got nothin on tonight and you bunch are boring the hell out of me im going to bed
19:00 <Intrepid> u should try to fuck Smurfet, she is unattractive.
19:07 <Picard> i respect that
19:15 <Pieter> I require your respect !
19:23 <Picard> not like that soft prick stebie
19:39 <Picard> you're twice the man he is peter
20:00 <Pieter> Have a great night mahh lil pawns :))
20:00 <Saemon> if your gona worry and care about what others think, then you're limiting youtself man
20:00 <Smurfet> night!
20:00 <Smurfet> your my pawn :P
20:00 <Saemon> so a hot escort is blowing me and i cum in her mouth and that feels like fucking heaven
20:00 <Intrepid> with a condom on lol
20:43 <simba> Picard can i link you to beheading videos
20:53 <Picard> u can die in a fire
20:56 <simba> googling "dead people" isnt very hardcore
20:59 <simba> i know some real links
21:00 <Saemon> am i going to have to stop doing this because certain ppl are gona think that im 'desperate' for seeing her??
21:00 <Saemon> hell no
21:00 <Pieter> Escorts aint prostitutes
21:00 <Intrepid> u should, get some self respect
21:00 <Pieter> Anyway
21:00 <Pieter> Nite:)
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One you about?
21:00 <Saemon> lol Intrepid most escorts would let you CIM
21:00 <Saemon> and do BBJ
21:00 <Intrepid> PandasDontDrive can swap you hooker stories Saemon
21:00 <Saemon> if you can pay the extra for it
21:09 <simba> r u ready to see the side of the internet u never knew existed?
21:14 <Picard> lmfao
21:15 <simba> the side that isnt fed to u through news.com ?
21:19 <Picard> listen to this cunt
21:33 <simba> would you like an invite
21:54 <Picard> id like nothing from you other then to hear u died
22:00 <Intrepid> Saemon when your dick turns purple and drops off i hope u remember me
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
22:00 <Saemon> BBJ = bareback blowjob (blow job without condom)
22:00 <Saemon> CIM = cum in mouth
22:00 <Intrepid> no way id stick my cock is a whores mouth without a condom
22:00 <Saemon> u cant catch anything through saliva alone
22:00 <Intrepid> lol
22:00 <Intrepid> herpes?
22:00 <Smurfet> herpies
22:00 <Intrepid> herpies*
22:00 <Excessive> "every day he spent with her .......... was a ....... PAYDAY"
22:00 <Saemon> and whats the guarantee that the random drunk chick that u pick up at a bar
22:10 <Picard> actually no i apologise for wishing u were dead
22:12 <Picard> sorry simba
22:13 <simba> how could you hear that from me if i am dead??
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22:28 <simba> u arent a very good thinker andrew now i see why you dropped out of high school before it really got started
22:29 <simba> lol
22:33 <Picard> it woule be much more fun to see you hit by a car and end up in a wheelchair
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22:40 <Doodle> oh my
22:50 <Picard> cant u read?
22:57 * Nikky` snuggles up to Doodle.. keep me warm
22:57 <Picard> id like nothing from you other then to hear u died
23:00 <Saemon> hasnt got herpies?
23:00 <Intrepid> i guess u cant catch it if u already have it
23:00 <Saemon> escorts are more safe because they got to have a health check
23:00 <Smurfet> ew
23:00 <Saemon> and register with the police
23:00 <Intrepid> lol
23:00 <Saemon> if they dont have a clean bill they cant work
23:00 <Saemon> clean health bill
23:00 <Intrepid> i love how you defend your disgusting behaviour
23:00 <Intrepid> how often do these sluts have a health check?
23:05 <Doodle> i'd answer that question but i cant read
23:08 <Picard> dont u understand that comment?
23:11 * Doodle cuddles Nikky`
23:15 <simba> Picard is raging
23:28 <Nikky`> Yaaay
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23:33 <Pieter> Yes
23:34 <Pieter> Raging
23:35 <Picard> u should of went to highschool samba
23:55 <simba> should of.... went to..... hahahahahahahhahahaa
23:59 <Doodle> i went to highschool once, it was terrible
24:00 <simba> that is classic
24:00 <Picard> i know the other kids laughed at you when u were 17 and in grade six
24:00 <Saemon> how is it disgusting? im an adult
24:00 <Saemon> paying for a service
24:00 <Saemon> its a free country
24:00 <Saemon> you're just a prude
24:00 <Intrepid> whats to say the guy before u didnt have some disease and he blew in her mouth and  u go next
24:00 <Intrepid> your disgusting.
24:00 <Smurfet> so leading a chick on for a regualr root is better? ... when you actually hate her guts .. lol :P
24:21 <simba> why do you always just repeat what i say like i brought up you dropping out of high school 5 mins ago
24:25 <simba> cant you think of anything yourself
24:25 <Picard> shouldnt have stopped u going lad
24:29 <simba> :\
24:39 <Picard> die in a fire
24:39 <simba> "should of went to high school"
24:41 <simba> INCREDIBLE
24:50 <simba> do you even know why that is so wrong
24:51 <simba> prob not,,,
25:00 <Saemon> i ask them to rinse their mouth with listerine before my session with them starts
25:00 <Saemon> simple
25:00 <Intrepid> Smurfet u are ugly, i understand u are bitter
25:00 <Intrepid> lol listerine kills all 
25:00 <Intrepid> lmfao
25:00 <Intrepid> u are an idiot.
25:00 <Smurfet> lol
25:00 <Smurfet> no i not darling
25:00 <Saemon> Intrepid are you male or female?
25:00 <Intrepid> ive seen your pic, u are hideous
25:00 <Intrepid> im a pre op transgender
25:06 <Nikky`> I went to a tech school
25:07 <Doodle> everyone knows its should'of
25:09 <Picard> lol 2 simna
25:17 <Picard> samba its ok
25:40 <Picard> its a chat room we dont need to use grammna
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25:55 <simba> oh i know but youre just making it really obvious how stupid you are
26:00 <simba> theres typos then theres genuine stupidity
26:00 <Intrepid> lol hair like a fucking gollywog
26:00 <Saemon> i can understand your attitude towards men seeing escorts if u are a woman
26:00 <Saemon> the hate
26:00 <Saemon> and if ur a dude and you're against it
26:00 <Saemon> thats odd
26:00 <Smurfet> i was actually saying it was better than useing some one for free
26:10 <simba> like this <Picard> u should of went to highschool samba
26:12 <Picard> yes samba we know
26:13 <simba> is genuine stupidity
26:23 <simba> ty
26:28 <Picard> you are the poster boy for stupid
27:00 <Intrepid> im male, and i find u disgusting
27:55 <Lumeah> someone buy me this.http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/HOLDEN-RODEO-2000-4WD-2-8L-TURBO-DIESEL-TF-LX-4X4-EXTRA-CAB-CHASSIS-MAN-UTE-/151288210456?pt=AU_Cars&hash=item23397ae418&_uhb=1 .. thanks :P
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey
28:00 <Saemon> Smurfette i was referring to Intrepid
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> here's something to fap over https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1620978_10152354899235605_6124791773799041629_n.jpg
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahehehe
28:00 <Saemon> then u are probably gay Intrepid
28:00 <Smurfette> well fucking a chick over just to fuck her is more discusting
28:45 <DemonsRun> Bo.
28:47 <DemonsRun> No*
29:00 <Saemon> no guy would find with a hot chick as disgusting
29:00 <Pyro-> c/g
29:00 <Saemon> whether shes an escort or not
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah true, what Smurfette said
29:00 <Saemon> sex with a hot chick is sex with a hot chick
29:00 <Smurfette> plstick clothes
29:00 <Smurfette> yeah nice.. *pukes*
29:09 <Lumeah> yes
29:12 <Serenity> no
29:15 <Picard> buy it yourself
29:16 <Lumeah> yes
29:23 <Doodle> navara>colorado
29:25 <Picard> and why the fuck do u want a 14yo car??
29:29 <Doodle> actually most cars>colorado
29:44 <Lumeah> i liked my rodeo :P
29:50 <Doodle> theyre shit
30:00 <Doodle> overpriced and underpowered
30:00 <Smurfette> ta PandasDontDrive
30:00 <Saemon> i agree with Smurfette too
30:00 <Smurfette> lol
30:00 <Intrepid> lol @ PandasDontDrive, u like your chics photoshopped and airbrushed?
30:00 <Intrepid> she ia about as fake as my 16" cock
30:00 <Saemon> its more evil and morally and ethically wrong to lead a girl on, tell her that u love her etc etc just so u can get into her pants, and she will be one of your 'conquests' just so you can feed your own ego
30:00 <Smurfette> god trying to hide that must be hard ;)
30:02 <Picard> they are shit
30:09 <Lumeah> yeah i know
30:15 <Picard> i got a 2013 colorado and i hate it
30:16 <Lumeah> what should i get then :P
30:24 <Doodle> navara, amarok
30:24 <Picard> im trading it for a ranger
30:36 <Lumeah> ohh i tought of those
30:39 <Lumeah> good?
30:42 <Picard> navara have shit clutch if u get manual
30:54 <Lumeah> ah
31:00 <Intrepid> lol Saemon 
31:00 <Saemon> that my friend, is scum n sleazy 
31:00 <Smurfette> true Saemon
31:00 <Excessive> nais vinyl
31:00 <Intrepid> u have never been in that situation so how would u know? u pay for sex because u are ugly
31:00 <Saemon> oh i know
31:00 <ShadowLurker> saemon why do you insist on talking about things that you have no idea about
31:00 <Saemon> i just got ugly when i became overwieght in the past few yrs
31:02 <Lumeah> whats the ranger like?
31:15 <Picard> ranger is a car in a utes body
31:18 <Picard> i like them
31:27 <Lumeah> oooh nice...
31:33 <Doodle> like a mazda bt-50 without the dame edna glasses
31:44 <Lumeah> lol
31:45 <Picard> lol Doodle
32:00 <Saemon> so is that what u do Intrepid? lie to women
32:00 <Smurfette> howmany gf's you had? have a list of broken hearts? just for fucksake?
32:00 <Saemon> lead them on
32:00 <Saemon> get into their pants
32:00 <Intrepid> we all lie in some way
32:00 <Saemon> and then dump them?
32:00 <Smurfette> hmmm go pay for a root , she wins you win
32:00 <Saemon> yeah
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think it's quite hard to meet the right person
32:12 <Doodle> also hilux
32:50 <Picard> hilux are overpriced
32:56 <Picard> like all toyotas
33:00 <Smurfette> it is
33:00 <Saemon> she does it cuz she wants your money
33:00 <Intrepid> Smurfette i understand u are bitter, you are very ugly so its no surprise u dont get guys looking at u
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> someone that's a best friend first
33:00 <Saemon> you do it cuz u want her to suck your cick
33:00 <Saemon> cock
33:00 <Saemon> its a win/win 
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> gettin into bed n screwing too soon can confuse the situation
33:00 <Intrepid> PandasDontDrive its not hard if you leave mums house u moron
33:00 <Saemon> no one is hurt in this arrangement
33:29 <Lumeah> whats the red one they have on topgear?
33:43 <Picard> no fucking idea
33:44 <Picard> lol
33:50 <Picard> stupid question
34:00 <Doodle> hilux
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> so im my mother and should leave my house?
34:00 <Smurfette> we WHERE haveing a normal adult chat Intrepid , no need for your kind words :P
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
34:00 <Intrepid> whats it like living in mums garage PandasDontDrive?
34:00 <Intrepid> doing nothing why u collect DSP
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont know
34:00 <Saemon> if u want a real girl, that is, a wife, someone u love, u shouldnt try and have sex with her too early, u should get to know her 
34:00 <Saemon> spend time with her
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34:11 <Doodle> theyre overpriced but you get what you pay for
34:51 <Picard> nuh, rangers have as many features for a lot less
34:54 <Nikky`> So is your face
35:00 <Saemon> do other stuff
35:00 <Saemon> and if ur too horny and want sex, then see an escort
35:00 <Intrepid> lol Saemon
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> there's one girl i know that's exactly the kinda chick i like but we're awesome friends
35:00 <Saemon> with the right chick u gotta invest proper time 
35:00 <Intrepid> fucking a hooker why u have a gf is cheating u low cunt
35:32 <Doodle> a ranger wont still be going in 25 years
36:00 <Intrepid> yeah $300 an hour lol
36:00 <Saemon> no i didnt say to do it when you're having a gf
36:00 <Smurfette> there was no while.. in this argument
36:00 <Saemon> i said when you want to court someone
36:00 <Smurfette> read man gezz
36:00 <Saemon> instead of trying to get into her pants straight away
36:00 <Saemon> maybe get it out of your system by seeing an escort first
36:37 <Lumeah> http://www.ford.com.au/commercial/ranger#overlay=1248976352155
36:56 <Picard> who cares, i dont keep my cars 25years
37:00 <Saemon> and then do try n court her for her to become your gf
37:00 <Intrepid> lol
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> I JUST WANT A NICE GUY THAT DOESNT WANT ME FOR MY FINE ASS AND STRAWBERRY SCENTED ASSHOLE!!
37:00 <Saemon> and of course, when u are in a relationship with her, then u cant see escorts anymore
37:00 <Saemon> of course.
37:00 <Intrepid> u cunts dont live in the real world
37:01 <TheRiddler> I bought a...
37:07 <Picard> update every two years
37:12 <Picard> JEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
37:29 <DemonsRun> We're gunna need a bigger boat
37:39 <Doodle> that ad
37:42 <Picard> lol
37:45 <TheRiddler> they're so bad
37:47 <Picard> buddy crashed a jeep
37:53 <Picard> jeeps are shit?
37:56 <Doodle> we're gonna need a bigger boat, and a speech therapist
38:00 <Intrepid> so many idle nicks in here
38:00 <Saemon> some can be $300 an hour
38:00 <Intrepid> doesnt anyone talk?
38:00 <Saemon> but your a shmuck if u pay that on the first go
38:28 <TheRiddler> Jeep is the sponsor of sydney
38:29 <Doodle> its like they picked the slowest kid to audition
38:43 <Picard> his gf is a jeep ambassador
39:00 <Saemon> the trick is to punt around
39:00 <Saemon> heaps of escort ads out there
39:00 <Excessive> ehehehhehe
39:00 <Saemon> haggle n bargain
39:00 <Intrepid> lol
39:00 <Intrepid> barter with a whore
39:02 <TheRiddler> + swans
39:05 <Doodle> new jeeps are ok i am led to believe
39:11 <Doodle> anything older than 5 years avoid
39:14 <Picard> wifey wants one
39:22 <Doodle> heaps of recalls
39:24 <Doodle> they rust
39:37 <Doodle> and theyre american so they drive like a weatherboard house
39:38 <TheRiddler> who made the jeeps in wwII?
39:42 <Doodle> willys
40:00 <Saemon> yeah you'd be surprised 
40:00 <Intrepid> lmfao
40:00 <Intrepid> i will take your word for it
40:00 <Saemon> the trick is to get the younger ones whos new to the business
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> or just use one of your two hands
40:00 <Smurfette> do you wanna make whores cum or is it just for you ?
40:00 <Saemon> 18-22 yrs old
40:00 <Intrepid> any man who pays for sex isnt a man
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> and abuse ur cock awesomely ;)
40:00 <Saemon> they are shy and are scared to piss u off
40:00 <Intrepid> PandasDontDrive u must double grip because u are a huge wanker
40:37 <Simwolf> Jeeps: Running & maintenance costs of a full-fledged bush whacker, actual balls and bush ability of a Rav4
40:38 <TheRiddler> oh
40:54 <TheRiddler> just buy a wwII jeep then
40:56 <TheRiddler> lol
41:00 <Intrepid> Saemon do u bash them?
41:00 <Smurfette> lest he can fit to hands on it Intrepid :P
41:00 <Intrepid> how do u know he doesnt have small hands?
41:00 <Saemon> <Intrepid> any man who pays for sex isnt a man
41:00 <Saemon> lo
41:05 <Doodle> theyre worth more than new jeeps
41:27 <Simwolf> The air conditioning on them is great
41:27 <Picard> mate has 2 wwII jeeps
41:38 <Picard> he restored them
41:40 <Doodle> i was seeing a chick who had a grand cherokee, it was like driving an office cubicle
41:44 <Pieter> I pity da fooll who stayz in skool
41:51 <Doodle> thankfully she crashed it and got a disco
41:55 <Picard> lol
42:00 <Intrepid> get out of the house, find a nice woman
42:00 <Saemon> its idiotic storybook notions of a man like that 
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> HELLS YEAH I DO
42:00 <Intrepid> not some slut u pay
42:00 <Saemon> that holds u back Intrepid
42:00 <Saemon> reality check for you
42:00 <Smurfette> yeah make her think you lke her and then piss her off when your done.
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> and i use my heels wo squeeze my tip hard
42:00 <Smurfette> nice prick.
42:00 <Intrepid> yeah im missing out not fucking hookers
42:00 <Saemon> heaps of men use escorts
42:00 <Saemon> especially married men
42:00 <Intrepid> heaps of desperate men use escorts****
42:00 <Saemon> your fantasy of noble n honorable men dont exist man
42:04 <Picard> peter what are u ranting about?
42:56 <TheRiddler> he's talking how he never did any highschool
43:00 <Saemon> welcome to reality kid.
43:00 <Intrepid> he does, im that man
43:00 <Saemon> yeah only you cuz you're sheltered and naive
43:00 <Smurfette> you aren't a man you hasssel me hair.. thats weak man. lol quite pathetic actually.
43:18 <Picard> peter when did u start with the drugs
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> there are plenty of nice guys out there
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon
44:00 <Intrepid> Smurfette im just being honest, i think u are ugly and that hair doesnt help
44:00 <Intrepid> get a makeover
44:00 <Intrepid> PandasDontDrive isnt a nice guy.
44:00 <Saemon> yeah there are PandasDontDrive
44:00 <Saemon> im a nice guy too
44:00 <Smurfette> pay for ti!
44:00 <Intrepid> nice guy who fucks whores
44:02 <Pieter> Yeh im talking how i never did any highschool
44:03 <Pieter> Heh
45:00 <Smurfette> *it
45:00 <Saemon> what has seeing an escort and paying for a service got to do with it??
45:00 <Intrepid> Smurfette pay for it yourself
45:00 <Smurfette> you want it mate
45:00 <Saemon> how does having sex with escorts make me an evil person?
45:00 <Saemon> explain that to me Intrepid
45:00 <Smurfette> i would take your money and not show you :P
45:02 <Picard> peter u wasted a life
45:11 <Picard> why didnt u aspire to be like your brother?
46:00 <Smurfette> evil is leading woman on
46:00 <Saemon> yeah
46:00 <Saemon> and i would never lead a woman on
46:00 <Saemon> if im in a relationship, i would be 100% commited and faithful to her
46:00 <Smurfette> least she gets money...
46:08 <TheRiddler> he thought he would get bashed for copying
46:14 <Picard> lol
46:27 <Lumeah> billy madison :P
47:00 <Saemon> but currently i am single, so i am free to see as many escorts as i so desire
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> awwgh tummy ache
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> all i had were two sandwiches!
47:00 <Smurfette> awwws :(
47:00 <Smurfette> what was on them.. maybe you have a ulcar
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> i did kinda go to bed for a nap maybbe too soon after eating :P
48:00 <Saemon> Intrepid u probably just dont have the guts to see an escort
48:00 <Smurfette> well there ya go
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> an ulcer?
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> no wai
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> my stomach is awesome!
48:00 <Smurfette> well if ya ate something made ya tummy hurt
48:00 <Saemon> u probably had a session and then too chicken so u couldnt get an erection
48:00 <Saemon> and now u hate on them
48:00 <Smurfette> ok awesome tummy
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50:00 <Tolradi> Smurfette did you do something about your hedge eyebrows?
50:16 <Lumeah> blue v
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> woa'
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> wooo hooo Vikings is on tonight!
52:00 <Smurfette> where?
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> sbs :P
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> its an awesome show
54:00 <Tolradi> PandasDontDrive it's been out for ages
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer saw season one ages ago
54:00 <Serenity> if you were in any doubt of awolfs intentions you can check him out right now mew
54:00 <Serenity> talking shit as per
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> if the show is good ill wait for it on tele
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo Serenity gotta good movie for ya to dl! THE MACHINE
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55:00 <Serenity> oh yer
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> yep 
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> jack got me to watch it last night, it's so damn good
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55:46 * BaD_BoY_69 slaps Lumeah around a bit with a large trout
55:53 Nick: BaD_BoY_69 is now known as stop-snitchin-stop-lyin
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> n finally saw Two Guns ehehe
57:00 <Serenity> ha cool
57:00 <Serenity> brb dinner
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> let me lick the plates!
58:00 <Intrepid> guts to see an escort?
58:00 <Intrepid> wtf
58:00 <Intrepid> im not desperate and lonley u stupid cunt
58:10 <Picard> well that killed it
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59:00 <Intrepid> u are a coward for fucking whores and not getting a gf
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> stop going on about escorts
59:00 <Intrepid> PandasDontDrive get fucked
59:00 <Intrepid> you are not better then Saemon, u fuck whores then belt them
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> *rolls eyes*
59:00 <Tolradi> panda hits women
00:00 <Tolradi> and children
00:00 <Intrepid> PandasDontDrive is the type of guy who gets rejected by hookers lol
00:00 <Intrepid> Tolradi really?
00:00 <Intrepid> i was joking lol
00:00 <Tolradi> yeah
00:00 <Tolradi> he does
00:00 <Intrepid> scum
00:00 <Tolradi> threatens kids too
00:00 <Intrepid> hope he gets hit by a tram
00:00 <Tolradi> why waste the tram
00:00 <Intrepid> lol
00:00 <Tolradi> I hope he chokes on the next dick he sucks
00:30 * Excessive sits with spliff n coffee
00:50 <zaim> thats a little Excessive dont u think...... u see what i did there
01:00 <Intrepid> lmfao
01:00 <Intrepid> he one of those faggots that suck dick in flinders st station toilets?
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02:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not one of the two guys going on about my lips and dicks
02:04 <Excessive> soz, but if enjoyin oneself seems to be "Excessive" 2 u, then u need to get around a bit mo mabbe
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03:00 <Tolradi> you're too busy watching gay porn
03:00 <Smurfette> hee heee
03:00 <dematerialised> wait
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> bout to watch Vikings :D
03:00 <Smurfette> where?
03:00 <Smurfette> no on tv
03:00 <dematerialised> Tolradi got a ban?
03:00 <dematerialised> for that?
03:00 <dematerialised> lol
03:00 <Intrepid> who is tolradi?
04:00 <Intrepid> PandasDontDrive is protected it appears
04:00 <dematerialised> apparently so
04:00 <Intrepid> he must suck a lot of dick
04:00 <Smurfette> skimish?
04:00 <dematerialised> throats it
04:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
04:00 <Intrepid> lol
04:00 <stebie> yeah, he's irc protected...
04:00 <stebie> morons.
04:00 <Intrepid> he does worse shit then tolradi and never gets kicked
04:00 <ShadowLurker> balls deep facials
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04:17 <Picard> Zade hi
04:42 <Zade> hello Picard
04:47 <Zade> how are you?
04:53 <Picard> how are u hun?
04:55 <Picard> im okm thanks
04:57 <Zade> good ta
05:00 <Intrepid> he your fuck buddy stebie
05:00 <stebie> Intrepid, as do you
05:00 <stebie> and you still get banned, come back and carry on some more
05:00 <stebie> so, off your high horse
05:00 <Intrepid> lmfao
05:00 <stebie> lmfao
05:00 <Intrepid> ive never seen PandasDontDrive banned, have u dematerialised
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3 steb
05:00 <ShadowLurker> high horses are fun tho
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> I
05:11 <Picard> !seen matthew
05:11 <Excessive> I found 2 matches to your query. Here are the 2 most recent (sorted): Matthew Matthew1. Picard, Matthew ([email protected]) was last seen kicked from #melbourne by ChanOP 4 weeks 3 days 6 hours 53 minutes ago (3.29 14:02) with the reason: (Permanently banned for being an incessant troll. Your kind is not welcome Matth)
05:27 <Picard> ohhh my
05:35 <Picard> (Permanently banned for being an incessant troll.
06:00 <stebie> i've banned PandasDontDrive before, recently actually
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> am protected by the VIKING HORDE IRC GANG
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> and The Marshmellow Kids
06:00 <dematerialised> Intrepid: nope
06:00 <Intrepid> if u say so
06:00 <stebie> but don't let that deter your parade, Picard.
06:00 <stebie> march on
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's Picard?
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
06:00 <stebie> yep
06:00 <Intrepid> Picard?
06:00 <stebie> lmfao
06:00 <Serenity> i banned him last week
06:00 <Intrepid> isnt he the old dude?
06:00 <Serenity> twice.
06:00 <Serenity> wtf are you on about
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;p;d
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
07:00 <Intrepid> ive never seen Serenity ban ANYONE
07:00 <Serenity> you lot still wont fucking give it up
07:00 <Serenity> LOL thats a new one
07:00 <Serenity> usually people are bitching cause i ban too much
07:00 <dematerialised> last time panda got kicked (not banned) was last month
07:00 <stebie> oops, my bad, maybe
07:00 <dematerialised> lol
07:00 <Serenity> no it wasnt dematerialised
07:00 <Serenity> he got banned like 5 days ago
07:00 <Serenity> by me
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09:00 <Intrepid> last ban i can see from Serenity was april 6
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09:33 <ooomp> Complaing?
09:46 <Picard> war
09:48 <Picard> wat
09:50 <Picard> wat
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10:00 <Serenity> lucky you cant see all the bans then
10:00 <Intrepid> its april 28th isnt it?
10:00 <Serenity> only channel modes
10:00 <ShadowLurker> you idiot
10:00 <Intrepid> :P
10:00 <Serenity> and most bans are removed after an hour so your 'point' is moot
10:00 <Intrepid> of course
10:00 <ShadowLurker> MOOTY MOOT MOOT
10:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
11:00 <Serenity> im sure thats picard
13:21 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_SnPYnPuYk
13:23 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tülpa and eXcess - Be Brave (Mar 10, 2013) 4:58 - Category: Music - 2,906 views - 79 likes (98.8%), 1 dislikes (1.3%)
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> I've never seen Serenity naked
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> saw myself naked once *vomit*
14:00 <Intrepid> :P
15:00 <Serenity> hey picard
15:00 <Intrepid> Lwaxana
15:00 <Intrepid> id like to lodge a complaing Lwaxana
15:00 <Intrepid> pm so i can please
15:00 <ShadowLurker> wtf is a complaining Lwaxana
15:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
15:00 <ShadowLurker> Q.Q
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> lodge a complaining
15:00 <stebie> lol
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> stebie
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'd like to be kissed ;)
15:00 <stebie> you got it wrong
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> like no man has ever kissed me <3
16:00 <stebie> it's lodge a complaing
16:00 <stebie> gosh
16:00 <Serenity> lol
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> TAKE ME
16:00 <stebie> PandasDontDrive, request denied
16:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> back to Longie I go
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> at least he treats me like a real whore.
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17:00 <Lumeah> lol
17:00 <Lumeah> hi slower
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17:38 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Kynetic
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahaha
18:00 <Lumeah> lol
19:00 <Lumeah> slower slower yes yes.. faster faster..
19:00 <Excessive> woaaaaaaaaaaa .......... the diff between T and G
19:00 <Serenity> oh look awolf slagging me off in cats again how unusual
19:00 <stebie> miao
21:00 <xm>  /msg Longie hey stebs can't spell 'complaining'. can you get rid of him and replace him with a spelling bee master like me? thanks
21:00 <stebie> :O
21:00 <[Maverick]> :O 
21:00 <[Maverick]> BAN HIM 
21:00 <xm> DO IT!
21:00 <Lumeah> lol
21:00 <xm> DAREYA
21:00 <xm> pitch fork ya
21:00 <stebie> i'll fuck it up
21:00 <stebie> :<
21:00 <stebie> damnit
21:00 <xm> lol
22:00 <xm> i will stop complaing now
22:00 <stebie> :D
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1394787_10151790151071840_351914868_n.jpg
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> aahahahahahahaha
23:00 <xm> i would expect 'complaing' from BlackDevil
23:00 <[Maverick]> :O
23:00 <Lumeah> ta
23:00 <xm> please tell me you're just modifying his topic
23:00 <[Maverick]> I lubs stebie 
23:00 <Serenity> xm
23:00 <Serenity> its like that for a reason
23:00 <Serenity> calm down
23:00 <xm> i know im just having fun
23:00 <Serenity> NO
23:00 <Serenity> YOU ARENT ALLOWED
23:49 <PandasDontDrive> wow Picard
23:57 <PandasDontDrive> thanks for flooding my pm while i was out at dinner
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> phew now I have a voie
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> no moir complaing for me
24:01 <PandasDontDrive> [18:32] <Picard> im a chemist i idiot
24:09 <PandasDontDrive> lume! i got my clothes!!! :P
25:00 <Picard> good
25:00 <Serenity> wb Picard
25:00 <Picard> i was here?
25:00 <Serenity> yes
25:00 <Picard> ok, ty
25:00 <Serenity> not sure why youre pretending its not you
25:00 <Picard> it is me
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25:41 <DemonsRun> Yes... All the same time stamp as when he originally said it...
25:48 <DemonsRun> Flooded you.
25:54 <PandasDontDrive> no, he said that earlier
25:57 <Lumeah> yay for clothes
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol!
26:01 <PandasDontDrive> and it was LOLARIOUS
26:21 <PandasDontDrive> yay lume
26:24 <PandasDontDrive> they fit ORSM
26:25 <TheRiddler> https://www.dropbox.com/s/34eqr9zuj7md1yx/2014-04-29%2016.58.02.jpg
26:44 <Lumeah> excelllent
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard couldn't put together a two-piece puzzle.
27:00 <Picard> care to explain
27:00 <Picard> pand dont u have a woman to bash?
27:00 <Picard> leve me the fuck alone.
27:24 <Lumeah> cute
27:54 <DemonsRun> Yes
27:58 <DemonsRun> He said it earlier
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> "Liver alone!"
28:00 <[Maverick]>  Intrepid ([email protected])
28:00 <Serenity> you do know when you join under new nicks your host stays the same right Picard
28:00 <[Maverick]> Picard is [email protected]
28:00 <[Maverick]> same person 
28:00 <Picard> wow two people using bigpond
28:00 <Serenity> ummmm
28:00 <Serenity> LOL not just bigpond.
28:01 <DemonsRun> That's my point
28:50 <Picard> lol out at dinner
29:00 <dematerialised> @aabaf590.bigpond
29:00 <Mew> oh i see now Serenity
29:00 <dematerialised> cmon picard m8
29:00 <dematerialised> we're internet detectives
29:00 <dematerialised> can't fool us
29:00 <Mew> i hadnt seen him go on like that before
29:00 <Lumeah> i telsta but not bigpond.. wierd
29:00 <Serenity> im suprised mew
29:00 <Serenity> its every single day nearly
29:00 <[Maverick]> so dematerialised
29:00 <[Maverick]> good cop bad cop routine 
29:00 <[Maverick]> ? 
29:00 <Serenity> the host masking doesnt get shared between people. it only is the same if its the same person rofl
29:14 <Picard> walking across the road to get chicken from the kfc bin isnt dining out pandis
29:20 <PandasDontDrive> yeah so what DemonsRun?
29:27 <DemonsRun> You're an idiot
29:31 <PandasDontDrive> omigosh i paste something Picard said earlier
29:51 <DemonsRun> And claim he flooded you
29:52 <Picard> lol @ pandis
30:00 <Picard> no grip on reality
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> Serenity do you like picture of me and my father?
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/1926670_750874568267275_4243840674240424837_n.jpg
30:00 <Serenity> hahha i thought you were gonna show me a pic of you as a kid or somethin
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> aaahahahaha
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> sucker!
30:02 <PandasDontDrive> yer he's still pming me
30:04 <DemonsRun> You know what
30:06 <DemonsRun> Not worth it
30:16 <PandasDontDrive> this, over and over
30:18 <PandasDontDrive> "[20:50] <Picard> lollllllllllll hows ya son?
30:19 <PandasDontDrive> [20:50] <Picard> i can ask my son how he is right now.................lolllllllllllllll u cant"
30:40 <DemonsRun> LOL
30:43 <DemonsRun> He is right...
31:06 <Picard> lol @ pandis
31:19 <Picard> kid hates him
31:49 <ooomp> These things happen
31:56 <ooomp> Kids hate a lot
32:00 <Picard> :P
32:00 <[Maverick]> Picard is [email protected]
32:00 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/DWDQe14.png
32:39 <DemonsRun> If I was his kid I'd hate him too
33:00 <ShadowLurker> Picard is [email protected]
33:00 <Picard> https://www.google.com.au/search?q=dead+body+pics&biw=1024&bih=443&tbm=isch&imgil=WocHH9p0i9cNOM%253A%253Bhttps%253A%252F%252Fencrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com%252Fimages%253Fq%253Dtbn%253AANd9GcTEOBW5SzNGWdK-j7YtLl7IHQ0GAMXDkR5wMpJfpE-whOzM1YBmcQ%253B800%253B600%253BD8KHlJWck72PdM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.nairaland.com%25252F109969%25252Flines-diss-person-above%25252F91&source=iu&usg=__ZXLrPN5gW2qba5EXKchtubSbtJA%3D&sa=X&ei=kzxeU42MKMWXkQWnoYDg
33:45 <Picard> lol
34:00 <Picard> wowwwwwwwwwwww
34:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck of
34:00 <ShadowLurker> f
34:00 <Serenity> eww
34:00 <Serenity> why would you search for that
34:00 <Picard> why not?
34:00 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/w08RKkm.png
34:00 <Serenity> gross
34:00 <Lumeah> gross
34:07 <Picard> how often is he forced to see u pandis?
34:10 <DemonsRun> Surprised yours doesn't hate you Picard
34:32 <Picard> he loves me
34:40 <Picard> i give him a fantastic life
34:43 <Picard> :P
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35:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol when Housos wins a Logie, you know Aus tele programming is on it's way out.
35:00 <TheRiddler> .
35:00 <TheRiddler> how dare you
35:00 <TheRiddler> ban him!
35:00 <Picard> https://www.pinterest.com/pin/183873597260169727/
35:00 <Lumeah> lol
35:02 <ooomp> Is that a euphemism for cash
35:22 <DemonsRun> Yup
35:26 <DemonsRun> Surely is
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh gross, i clicked that big link
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
36:00 <Lumeah> i know...
36:00 <Lumeah> lol
36:00 <Picard> lol
36:00 <Picard> its awesome
36:03 <Picard> nope
36:32 <Picard> he has respect,ambition and brains more then most of the cunts here have
36:48 <ooomp> Must have got it from his mother
36:55 <Zade> lol
37:00 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/zHBpIaS.jpg
37:00 <Picard> id find it easy to kill someone
37:00 <[Maverick]> hahahah 
37:00 <Lumeah> show me penis pictures quick.. make me feel better
37:00 <Picard> Lumeah u dont deserve penis
37:00 <Serenity> '^
37:00 <Lumeah> why
37:13 <Picard> probably
37:29 <Doodle> everyone got it from his mother
37:32 <Doodle> if you know what i mean
37:33 <PandasDontDrive> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
37:38 <PandasDontDrive> Picard has a fwend
37:50 <PandasDontDrive> just dont make anymore Type moron Picard
38:00 <Fez> How much are dentists?
38:00 <Mew> burn
38:09 <ooomp> I didn't
38:15 <ooomp> But Doodle, do tell
38:30 <Doodle> thats all i got
38:34 <PandasDontDrive> doodles :P
38:35 <DemonsRun> ... IQ dropping
38:40 <Picard> pandis fuck off
38:46 <PandasDontDrive> dont call me pandis
38:47 <PandasDontDrive> :/
38:52 <Picard> pandis the moron
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39:00 <Lumeah> gives you water so you'll burn.
39:00 <Mew> hmmmm
39:06 <PandasDontDrive> that's what ooomp used to call me before
39:25 <PandasDontDrive> pls stop flooding me though dude, over it
39:28 <Picard> u are a moron, everyone calls u that
39:37 <DemonsRun> As bad as each other
40:00 <Mew> hmmmmmmmmmmm
40:09 <Picard> :P
40:12 <Picard> poor pandis
40:16 <PandasDontDrive> dude you're over forty
40:20 <PandasDontDrive> act your age
40:32 <Picard> lol
40:42 <Picard> practise what you preach lad
40:49 <Picard> poor pandis
40:52 <PandasDontDrive> don't worry Picard I'm not going to complaing
40:57 <Picard> he cant cope
41:00 <Picard> lol
41:27 <PandasDontDrive> oh crap, ignore doesnt stop pm flood
41:39 <Picard> oh crap im on ignore
41:45 <Picard> :p
41:47 <ooomp> You'll survive
41:58 <Picard> like he puts anyone on ignore
42:00 <Picard> only the tough survive
42:16 <ooomp> He never put me on ignore
42:26 <Picard> he never put me on ignore
42:30 <ooomp> Even after requesting him too
42:33 <PandasDontDrive> oh would you just fuck off Picard
42:34 <Picard> pandis wouldnt do that
42:37 <PandasDontDrive> srsly
42:38 <ooomp> So I ignored him
42:43 <ooomp> Much easier
42:45 <Picard> lol ooomp
42:49 <PandasDontDrive> actually
42:54 <PandasDontDrive> Kate is talking shit
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42:59 <PandasDontDrive> i asked her not to talk to me
43:17 <Picard> yes because u reject women all the time lol
43:25 <Picard> pandis pandis pandis
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44:00 <Serenity> hopefully she takes the hint
44:00 <Picard> lol
44:41 <Picard> :P
45:57 <Picard> ooomp why did pandis reject you?
46:00 <stebie> are you sure it's a she?
46:00 <Serenity> yeah
46:00 <Serenity> ive seen its fb
46:00 <stebie> ahh okay
46:33 <ooomp> Who knows
46:39 <ooomp> He can't handle women
46:53 <ooomp> All I ever wanted to do was chat
47:00 <Serenity> and your brother has a meth flop for it
47:00 <Picard> brother?
47:17 <ooomp> Had enough of the bs in the end and the mood swings
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47:30 <Picard> lol
47:33 <Picard> meth swings
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47:39 Kick: LegoMan was kicked by ChanOP (Kunny is perm banned (abusive troll))
47:43 <Lumeah> hee heee
48:00 <Picard> lucky u anyway, he likes to stomp on chics after he knocks them to the ground
48:00 <Picard> panda and stebie are brothers???????
48:00 <Mew> haha meth flop
48:00 <Serenity> are you another one who doesnt know pieter and stebie are brothers?
48:00 <Picard> wtf
48:00 <Picard> thats the funniest thing ive heard...................ever
48:00 <Serenity> ...
48:00 <Serenity> how the fuck do you not know this
48:00 <Mew> maybe he told her about austnet while he was drilling her with the slug gun
48:00 <DemonsRun> I didn't :(
48:24 <Lumeah> heh's a fuck tard learnt that long ago
48:27 Nick: JimmyJack is now known as Loof
48:28 <Picard> lol
48:36 <Picard> pandis
48:41 <PandasDontDrive> omigosh
48:57 <Picard> pandis what dod poor kristy do to you?
49:00 <Serenity> yeah but hes been here for like 10 years DemonsRun
49:00 <Serenity> youre new
49:00 <Picard> why would i know?
49:00 <Serenity> cause everyone knows
49:00 <Picard> Pieter just rants so i tend to not listen, and stebie well her is just stebie
49:00 <Serenity> slug gun rofl
49:00 <Serenity> pew pew
49:01 <PandasDontDrive> srsly wish Kate would stop talking fucking bullshit
49:02 <Picard> did*
49:17 <Lumeah> whos kate
49:21 <PandasDontDrive> ooomp
49:22 <Picard> pandis we all know what u are like, kate is telling the truth
49:27 <Picard> kate = ooomp
49:31 <PandasDontDrive> she's a nut
49:35 <Picard> lmfao
49:39 <PandasDontDrive> goes from irc guy to irc guy
49:43 <PandasDontDrive> then bitches about it
49:44 <Picard> pandis calling someone a nut
49:53 <Loof> loves the cock
49:54 <Picard> thats fucking gold
50:00 <DemonsRun> Mhmmmmm
50:01 <Picard> pandis loves cock??
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50:05 <PandasDontDrive> told her to piss off ages ago, she's like Picard but not Picard.. just a stupid attention whore
50:12 * Lumeah looks inoccent
50:21 <Lumeah> ahhh ok
50:26 <PandasDontDrive> lol
50:27 <Picard> lol shes like picard but not picard lol
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50:50 <Picard> ness welcome
50:53 <ness> hi
50:58 <Loof> Picard is an actual living mr potato head
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51:03 <Lumeah> lol
51:16 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
51:16 <Picard> awww loof u asian cunt
51:25 <Picard> go throw bricks at ya wife
51:43 <Picard> pandis what did poor kristy do to you?
52:00 <Picard> pandis what did poor kristy do to you, why did you stomp on her head?
52:26 <PandasDontDrive> how iz ya anyway loofs?
52:32 <Loof> pretty good man
52:32 <Picard> pandis
52:33 <Loof> u?
52:41 <Picard> loof when did they let u out?
53:00 <Serenity> damn i googled slug gun thinking id get something funny
53:00 <Serenity> and its a real thing
53:00 <Serenity> ffs
53:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
53:00 <DemonsRun> How did you not know about slug guns?
53:04 <PandasDontDrive> swoit, yeah im sick
53:11 <PandasDontDrive> shared a nice meat plate at dinner
53:49 <Picard> <PandasDontDrive> * ate kfc scraps from the bin
54:00 <Serenity> i really dont know lol :S
55:00 <DemonsRun> Weirdo lol
55:21 <Picard> had enough yet????
56:06 <PandasDontDrive> :P
56:37 <Picard> loooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
57:00 <stebie> Serenity, lol i don't know what goes on Pieter's facebook
57:00 <stebie> lucky me
57:38 <DemonsRun> Still going.
57:45 <Picard> ????
57:47 <DemonsRun> Why don't you both log off and get a life
58:01 <Picard> nuh i like it here
58:17 <PandasDontDrive> huh?
58:22 <Picard> huh?
58:58 <PandasDontDrive> why don't you chug my cock? don't even know who the fuck you are.
59:00 <xm> nothing like waking up with a cup of coffee and checking out your favourite comedy website: http://facebook.com/pieter.is.great
59:16 <Picard> wont need to open your mouth much
00:20 * [Maverick] slaps ^pilot^ around a bit with a large trout
00:32 * Picard slaps [Maverick] around a bit with a large trout
00:45 * Picard slaps Doodle around a bit with a large trout
00:50 <Doodle> WHAT
00:53 Quit: ooomp ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
00:56 * [Maverick] slaps ^pilot^ around a bit with a bic lighter
00:59 <Picard> settle princess
00:59 * [Maverick] slaps Doodle around a bit with a bic lighter
01:00 <DemonsRun> Who would want to know what goes on his fb?
01:00 <Picard> his brother
01:00 <stebie> doubtful
01:06 <Picard> what are u doing?
01:08 * Doodle dies
01:10 <Doodle> dying
01:12 * [Maverick] slaps Serenity around a bit with a bic lighter
01:17 <Picard> see those sluts from adelaide won my kitchen rules
01:46 <Lumeah> you'll servive.
02:00 <Picard> bloods thicker then wter
02:00 <Picard> water
02:00 <Picard> lol
02:00 <Picard> what happened to him,dropped on his head as a baby?
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> than
02:07 <Picard> get a haircut
02:15 <[Maverick]> SERVIVEEEEEEE
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02:20 <Lumeah> eat me
02:21 <Picard> get some self respect
02:22 <[Maverick]> ERM ER SERVIVERRRR
02:30 <Picard> like fuck id eat u, i wouldnt go near u
02:31 * [Maverick] sings pointer sisters
03:10 <Lumeah> lol [Maverick]
03:15 <Picard> gay
04:00 <Picard> well this is fucked
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
04:06 <Lumeah> i don't want to even consider you anywhere near me Picard.
04:06 <Picard> we need the death penalty in australia
04:28 <Picard> make up your mind
05:00 <Picard> yes.
05:00 <xm> maybe.
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> this is what needs to be fucked ;) https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/1374940_658158407591133_4057852363400820030_n.jpg
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> dat some ass homey!
05:00 <Serenity> bloods thicker than water
05:00 <Serenity> unless your blood is a meth addict theif
05:00 <Picard> fantasy land
05:02 <Serenity> thats ok i dont think picard wants to catch a bad case of the stupids anyway
05:11 <[Maverick]> he already has them
05:16 <Picard> thanks Serenity
05:21 <Loof> and aids
05:28 <Picard> i wouldnt touch her with pandis' cock
05:41 <TheRiddler> not even to watch it rot off?
05:45 <TheRiddler> :p
05:46 <Picard> nope
05:47 <Picard> lol
05:54 <Picard> its hideous
05:55 <Serenity> wouldnt touch her with a plastic cock
06:00 <Picard> still gotta love ya family no matter how they fuck up
06:00 <Serenity> bullshit
06:00 <Serenity> family isnt a free ride to being a cockhead
06:00 <Picard> who said it was?
06:00 <DemonsRun> Are you making digs at steb Serenity ?
06:00 <Serenity> you just did
06:01 <Picard> more hair then garry lyon
06:13 <[Maverick]> HAHHA
06:17 <[Maverick]> gorillas in the mist
06:22 <[Maverick]> is her having a sauna
06:22 <Picard> lol
06:40 <Picard> chics with no self respect piss me off
06:52 <Picard> it doesnt take much to get your hair done and look ok
07:00 <Picard> no i didnt
07:00 <Serenity> i am not
07:00 <Serenity> im taking stabs at his brother
07:00 <Picard> dont put words into my mouth
07:01 <Picard> personal pride is number one
07:04 <PandasDontDrive> somebody blow up the Insight set on sbs
07:16 <Picard> pandis dont be angry
07:25 <Picard> PandasDontDrive pm mate
07:27 <Picard> :P
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> what about Alphabet Soup
08:00 <stebie> i don't like eating P
08:00 <Picard> it doesnt have all the letters
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> who's sexier, Rizzoli or Isles?
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol steb
08:00 <Picard> me.
08:37 <Picard> Serenity
09:03 Quit: ness ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
09:03 <Picard> who is watching Intelligence??
10:11 Quit: FOBZTA ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
11:04 <TheRiddler> I dont think that would help you Picard
13:59 <Picard> lol
14:33 <Lumeah> Thats cool. https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/1796454_10201457710236818_632536239_n.jpg
14:36 <PandasDontDrive> oh my gosh
14:39 <PandasDontDrive> how many hours has it been
14:47 <PandasDontDrive> are you going to flood me all night Picard?
14:55 <PandasDontDrive> *back on ignore*
15:11 <Lumeah> he can't help but get off on it
15:26 * Pieter gets off on myself
15:31 <Pieter> Immortal Kumbat
15:36 <Pieter> *pops*
16:18 <doctor> watching some cockroach outside for the past couple nights, slowly dying from the colder weather. tough little bugger
16:33 Quit: cYbR ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
17:01 <Pieter> Do the cockroach dance
17:11 <Pieter> Ya lay on ya back and kick and wave ya arms and legs
17:14 * doctor flies at pieters face
17:19 <Picard> lol pandis, ive never been on ignore
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18:06 <PandasDontDrive> lol doctor
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18:30 <Loof> even pieters AIDS has AIDS
18:33 <PandasDontDrive> that is what observing and reporting is all about
18:42 <PandasDontDrive> do not intervene with the natural order
18:56 <PandasDontDrive> unless you're hunting african game for sport.
19:14 <Pieter> With a body like mine all you have are enemies
19:16 <Pieter> :)~
19:20 * Pieter wiggles
19:21 <Picard> lol peter
19:52 <Loof> pieter has more AIDS in him than the whole of africa
20:05 <Picard> pandis
20:05 <[Maverick]> So Pieter
20:11 <[Maverick]> how is your diabetus going?
20:14 <Picard> u have no manners
20:42 <xm> Pieter saw a billboard in Africa saying you need to have sex with a virgin to cure yourself of AIDS. so he went back home and wanked himself and filmed the momentous occasion of his cure
20:46 <Pieter> Watch this for a reaction [Maverick] cos you matter to me:)
20:49 <Pieter> ..
20:55 <[Maverick]> :D
20:56 <Loof> lol
21:29 <Pieter> Pieter :)
21:29 <Loof> he's a virgin if you dont count cats
21:39 <Pieter> Talk about me !
21:42 <Pieter> Say my name !
21:47 <Pieter> Attention !
21:50 <xm> i am fully aware you love it
21:50 <Loof> poor fluffy 1
21:52 <Pieter> NOW
21:53 <xm> hence why i give it liberally
22:00 <xm> and i am guilt free
22:13 <xm> it wont be a deathbed confession of mine at all
22:14 <[Maverick]> GUILLTTT FREEEEEEEEE
22:23 <xm> if anything it'd be 'shouldve given that methhead piet more shit'
22:30 <Loof> pieter injects aids blood in milk cartons at the supermarket for kicks
23:04 <xm> loof: that's what happens when he tries to milk his tits for Fluffy II
23:10 <Loof> lol
23:10 <xm> there's just nothing there
23:21 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1.0-9/10258935_10152118577893099_5815172875931915044_n.jpg
23:22 <Loof> the cupboard is bare
23:32 <PandasDontDrive> bwaaaaaaaahahahahaha
23:34 <PandasDontDrive> ^^
23:36 <Loof> and he has no bone
24:51 <Lumeah> Pieter
24:53 <Lumeah> :P
24:54 <Lumeah> lol
25:01 <Loof> pieter the human cigarette
25:08 <Loof> pieter monty burns called
25:12 <Loof> he wants his body back
25:14 <Picard> pandis
25:34 <Mew> the human cigarette lmfao
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26:26 <Loof> pieter is quite proud of his new physique. soon he says he might even put actual weights on the bar
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26:52 <xm> i think it's even worse than that Loof
26:55 <xm> i think he's doing air reps
26:59 <Loof> lol
27:12 <Pieter> I love how its only the fatties who comment on it :)
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27:16 <xm> complete with miming of when he struggles with the 300kg
27:36 <TheRiddler> some said pieter was a carrier pigeon
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29:00 <Saemon> B.D farm paris creek full cream milk from woolies
29:00 <Saemon> i just have into my cravings and guffed down an entire 1 litre bottle
29:00 <Saemon> and guess what
29:00 <Saemon> im lastose intolerant
29:00 <Saemon> lactose
29:01 <Amish> some claimed he was the messiah, others claimed he ripped them off in a deal gone wrong
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29:32 <PandasDontDrive> The Messiah's from Puerto Rico
29:35 <Pieter> Messiah sounds right
29:36 <PandasDontDrive> apparently
29:55 <PandasDontDrive> He's uneducated and fat and has no dress sense and thousands of people believe he is Jesus.
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> most modern humans find it hard to digest dairy products.
30:00 <Saemon> looks like its diyarria and constant farting for me tonight
30:51 <Picard> :P
31:00 <Saemon> i just noticed this like in the past 6 months or so 
31:00 <[Maverick]> you're either an attention seeker or you would of been smart and not drank it. 
31:00 <Saemon> prior, i could drink milk fine
31:00 <Saemon> [Maverick] its cravings man
31:00 <Saemon> i really like it
31:00 <Saemon> cravings and hunger > logical thinking
31:00 <[Maverick]> well no need to describe what happens to you 
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31:29 <Amish> is that a passive aggressive dig at someone here
31:34 <PandasDontDrive> nope
31:46 <PandasDontDrive> from an old Bill Mahar doco
32:00 <[Maverick]> no no no.... 
32:00 <Saemon> im a conversationalist
32:00 <[Maverick]> YES 
32:00 <Saemon> so was just making conversation
32:00 <Saemon> last i checked, australia is a democracy.
32:00 <[Maverick]> but there is some things that.people.don't.need.to.know.about. 
32:00 <Saemon> says you
32:00 <[Maverick]> what? 
32:00 <Saemon> and who are you? oh thats right
32:00 <Saemon> nobody to me.
32:00 <[Maverick]> bring it.. 
32:00 <[Maverick]> well fuck off then 
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> so warm out..
32:06 <PandasDontDrive> anyway you, keep scrubbing my poo spot so I can poop on it again.
32:07 <Amish> is he your favourite comedian?
32:27 <PandasDontDrive> no
33:00 <Saemon> [Maverick] change your tone 
33:00 <Saemon> its unpleasent
33:00 <[Maverick]> bit me cunt 
33:00 <[Maverick]> bite* 
33:00 <[Maverick]> I am sick of you trying to attention seek by being a grot cunt 
33:00 <Saemon> no need for hostilities we are all civil adults here
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'll suck your cunt
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> finger out the juices and suck my fingers dry
33:00 <Saemon> lol panda
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> "I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, and swallow the gravy!"
34:00 <^pilot^> Josh 
34:00 <Saemon> [Maverick] i wonder if when u walk into a club pubs bars etc
34:00 <Saemon> are u like this in real life or not
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> what's up?
34:00 <[Maverick]> I am 
34:00 <[Maverick]> :) 
34:00 <Saemon> abusing ppl, being rude and a bully
34:00 <Saemon> oh really?
35:00 <[Maverick]> and it's not being rude or a bully 
35:00 <Saemon> what wat would happen, should one day u come across, like say, someone who wouldnt want to put up with your bad attitude?
35:00 <[Maverick]> its telling people to shut the fuck because their conversation isn't welcome 
35:00 <[Maverick]> espesh when talking about bowel movments, piss jugs etc 
35:00 <Saemon> and you dont see that as being abusive, rude or a bully?
35:42 * PandasDontDrive slaps Amish around a bit with a large trout
36:00 <[Maverick]> no 
36:00 <Saemon> right. of course u dont.
36:00 <[Maverick]> it's putting you in your place. 
36:00 <[Maverick]> :) 
36:00 <Saemon> of course.
36:00 <Saemon> sure sure
36:00 <Saemon> absolutely
36:00 <[Maverick]> because no one should be talking about that stuff in a public place ;) 
36:00 <DrGore> hey Saemon, do you walk into a pub or club, swig a beer and say to the bar chick, 'looks like its diyarria and constant farting for me tonight.'
36:00 <[Maverick]> no one wants to hear it. 
36:00 <^pilot^> not too much man 
36:00 <^pilot^> its bloody hot up here in Port Hedlan man
36:00 <DrGore> just wondering
36:00 <Saemon> try talkin some maturity into bullies 
36:00 <[Maverick]> ROFL 
36:00 <Saemon> hahah.
36:00 <[Maverick]> no you're not 
36:00 <[Maverick]> far from it 
37:00 <Saemon> doesnt work in schools
37:00 <Saemon> wouldnt work in here either it seems.
37:00 <[Maverick]> <DrGore> hey Saemon, do you walk into a pub or club, swig a beer and say to the bar chick, 'looks like its diyarria and constant farting for me tonight.'
37:00 <Saemon> oh well movin on 
37:00 <Saemon> hrm
37:00 <Saemon> OMMG
37:00 <[Maverick]> why can't you answer that question? 
37:00 <[Maverick]> yah fuckwit 
37:00 <Saemon> game of thrones out!!
37:00 <Saemon> :DDD
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah warm out here :/
37:00 <[Maverick]> because you won't 
37:00 <Saemon> just remembered
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> was hoping it'd rain
37:00 <Saemon> whose seen it yet?
37:00 <Saemon> i cant believe that its ep 4 already
37:00 <Saemon> this season is flying fast
37:30 * Pieter 
38:00 <DrGore> might watch it in a bit
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> meh
38:00 <[Maverick]> and so it just puts it into perspective that you are a attention seeking fuckwit \
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> never seen GOT never will
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> if you don't watch VIKINGS then you are shit 
38:00 <Saemon> considering that Game of thrones is a 10 episode season
38:00 <Saemon> we're practically halfway through season 4 already
38:00 <[Maverick]> GoT is crap 
38:00 <Saemon> [Maverick] do yu watch true blood?
38:00 <[Maverick]> no.
38:00 <[Maverick]> :) 
39:00 <Saemon> what about WWE?
39:00 <[Maverick]> no.
39:00 <Saemon> supernatural?
39:00 <[Maverick]> nope/ 
39:00 <Saemon> the walking dead
39:00 <Saemon> ?
39:00 <[Maverick]> walking dead was pathetic 
39:00 <[Maverick]> is* 
39:00 <Saemon> why?
39:00 <[Maverick]> I watched 4 episodes of it and almost necked myself from boredom. 
39:00 <Saemon> validate that statement or be branded a mindless bandwagon sheep hater
39:24 <Pieter> Meet Tickler , A throat tickle .
39:56 <Picard> :P
40:00 <[Maverick]> LOL 
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
40:00 <[Maverick]> how the fuck? 
40:00 <[Maverick]> you talk some fucking shit
40:00 <Saemon> i get it then. your just one of those ppl who  hates things just to seem 'cool'
40:00 <[Maverick]> I don't listen to no one. 
40:00 <[Maverick]> I am myself. 
40:00 <[Maverick]> you don't know me Saemon
40:00 <Saemon> its hip to hate global warming or some shit right now
40:00 <Saemon> so im guessin u hatin that too right?
40:00 <[Maverick]> ?
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41:00 <[Maverick]> see 
41:00 <ShadowLurker> this cunts fucked up
41:00 <[Maverick]> you have no idea. 
41:00 <[Maverick]> no.idea
41:00 <[Maverick]> how much stuff do I hate ShadowLurker... and not because it's cool to hate it? 
41:00 <Saemon> gona heat up some pizza pockets bbl
41:00 <[Maverick]> LOL 
41:00 <[Maverick]> pizza pockets 
41:00 <[Maverick]> contains cheese 
41:00 <Maurice> I HOPE YOU BURN YOUR TONGUE
41:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck
41:00 <[Maverick]> lactose intolerant 
41:00 <[Maverick]> fuckwit.
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42:00 <ShadowLurker> lack taost and tolerant
42:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
42:00 <Maurice> Lol
42:00 <[Maverick]> HAHAH 
42:00 <ShadowLurker> hes fuckin sickening
42:00 <Maurice> That was the best post
42:00 <ShadowLurker> I hope he chokes n dies
42:00 <Maurice> 'It's not funny to make fun of lactose intolerant people'
43:00 <Serenity> LACK TOAST AND TOLERANCE
43:00 <Serenity> oh fuck ShadowLurker beat me
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44:00 <Serenity> wait
44:00 <Serenity> hes lactose intolerant but eating pizza pockets..
44:00 <ShadowLurker> hes a liar
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45:17 <bomber_turd> hi
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48:00 <Serenity> and he drinks a heap of milk etc
48:00 <Serenity> he couldnt lie straight in bed that cunt
48:00 <[Maverick]> haha 
49:00 <ShadowLurker> cos he hasnt any legs
49:00 <[Maverick]> I Am trying to work out where I was being a bully :( 
49:00 <Serenity> who called you a bully
49:00 <ShadowLurker> legless
49:00 <Serenity> oh
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50:00 <Maurice> This is like when Pieter told us he was diabetic but mainlining sugar
50:00 <Maurice> Now denies ever saying it
50:52 <stebie> wb Picard
50:59 <JimmyJack> does pieter think there is actually more than one sun?
51:00 <Serenity> hahahah yeah
51:00 <Maurice> Or when he had morning tea with Uncle Chop Chop.. who was dead..
51:00 <Serenity> just ate 24 mars bars. but im diabetic
51:07 <JimmyJack> "all tha planets and the suns ligning up at once in teh sky"
51:12 <JimmyJack> my god
51:15 Nick: JimmyJack is now known as Loof
51:38 <xm> haha nah Loof i was just impersonating his stupidity
51:44 <xm> same thing though -- he probably would
51:48 <Loof> lol
51:53 <stebie> technically, there may be... not in our solar system, but in others.
52:00 <Maurice> That would have been an awkward silence
52:00 <Fez> I ate dinner but im allergic to food
52:00 <ShadowLurker> nah pieter has enough voices for the both of them
52:03 <xm> he thought the Sun was 200m in radius
52:10 <Loof> lol
52:22 <xm> not the 10m part bit, i hope, stebie
52:34 <bomber_turd> stebie its all becoming perfectly clear to me now
52:43 <stebie> xm, which bit?
53:00 <Maurice> I can imagine him with his hand up a corpses arse pretending to speak for it
53:00 <Maurice> Anddd now I wont sleep tonight
53:00 <Maurice> 30 MINS TIL YOU WET YOUR PANTIES OVER STATHAM, ShadowLurker
53:00 <Serenity> i think that convo about the diabetes stuff is wht made awolf think im diabetic
53:00 <Maurice> Better put on disposables
53:00 <Serenity> i think he missed the part where i said my sister and mum are type 1 diabetics
53:00 <Maurice> Ohh probably
53:01 <xm> 'only 10m a part ...'
53:12 <stebie> Picard, better late than never i guess...
53:38 <xm> do you believe in life outside of Earth stebie ?
53:48 <xm> and outside of MIR
53:50 <bomber_turd> yes, i see why PandasDontDrive is protected by u
53:56 <stebie> xm, yes, i believe in marvin martian
54:00 <Maurice> Coz GD lasts forever too
54:00 <Serenity> yeahh haha
54:00 <^pilot^> Thanks
54:00 <Maurice> You should see the lighter my mum got from the petrol station
54:00 <Maurice> Its about 7 inches long
54:00 <Serenity> thats what she said
54:19 <stebie> bomber_turd, lol, that's fantastic.
54:25 <bomber_turd> :P
54:26 <xm> do you think he's angry at Germans for stealing his accent
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54:45 <stebie> i want his vapourizer gun
54:56 <xm> and who would you use it on here?
55:00 <Maurice> And about two across
55:00 <Maurice> The other end has a torch
55:00 <Maurice> If only dicks had a built in torch
55:00 <Maurice> THEY'D BE ABLE TO FIND THE G-SPOT
55:00 <Maurice> Bazinga
55:00 <Serenity> lolol
55:00 <Maurice> I made myself laugh with that
55:00 <Maurice> Thats sad
55:20 <xm> it's OK. just a hypothetical. it wont hold up in court
55:22 <stebie> depends how much ammo it has
55:51 <xm> i suppose such a hit list could change on a daily basis
56:00 <Serenity> cams only been gone a week calm down
56:31 Nick: icancount2potato is now known as dematerialised
56:43 <stebie> am i putting my tampon in the wrong hole?
56:58 <Loof> depends if it feels good
57:00 <Maurice> Not even a fully week until tomorrow
57:00 <Maurice> Fully week..
57:00 <Maurice> Full*
57:00 <stebie> who's cam?
57:00 <Maurice> Some hobo
57:00 <Serenity> her husband
57:00 <stebie> ah ye
57:00 <Maurice> And that
57:00 <stebie> wait, what?
57:00 <Serenity> she killed him
57:00 <stebie> Maurice is female?
57:00 <Serenity> LOL.
57:00 <Maurice> No
57:00 <Maurice> Don't be ridic
57:00 <stebie> stop confusing me
57:08 <stebie> if it feels good, do it
57:21 <Loof> exactly
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57:44 <xm> #melbourne is now known as Yahoo! ANSWERS
58:00 <xm> PS Jenny you can pee with a tampoo too :)
58:00 <Serenity> Maurice is a lady
58:00 <dematerialised> Maurice has hairier nipples than me
58:00 <Maurice> Fuck off m8
58:00 <stebie> a lady, but not female
58:00 <Maurice> I waxed them earlier
58:00 <stebie> wtfm8
58:00 <Serenity> lol
58:00 <Maurice> A female, but not a lady
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59:00 <stebie> i know this place has all kinds of weird, but c'mon...
59:00 <dematerialised> im whatever you want me 2 be bb
59:00 <dematerialised> ;)
59:00 <Maurice> I chucked a blanket on the kitten, she's acting like Harry Houdini trying to escape
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01:00 <Serenity> lol
01:00 <Serenity> haaalp
02:00 <Serenity> i's stuck
02:35 <Loof> PietSAbogan
03:10 <Loof> Pieter sounds even more bogan than peter
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09:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm sanga
14:48 <SexParlour> np: [Cashmere Cat - Wedding Bells-EP-WEB-2014-BiLDERBERG]-02-cashmere cat - pearls.mp3
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21:48 <PandasDontDrive> Well I think I needa poop
21:53 <deeldose> sup niggas
21:58 <PandasDontDrive> I'm a panda so it's cute.
22:04 <deeldose> poop with great ferocity PandasDontDrive
22:18 <deeldose> dominate the toilet bowl
23:00 <Bonny> yo
23:00 <Excessive> ohai
24:00 <Bonny> how are you, Excessive?
24:00 <Excessive> ummmmmmmmm ............. merry
24:00 <Bonny> good to read
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31:00 <Serenity> hey bon
31:00 <Bonny> hey Serenity.. :)
38:23 * Excessive points at the rest of the world https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCJ5CZOfKfM
38:25 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lana Del Rey "West Coast" LIVE in San Francisco 4/18/14 (Apr 19, 2014) 6:38 - Category: Music - 14,849 views - 197 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
39:00 <Excessive> I jus craacked 6 eggs into the fryin pan
39:00 <Excessive> -a
39:00 <Bonny> that's too many
40:00 <BlackDevil> you have to drink them raw
40:00 <Excessive> that's dinner
40:00 <Bonny> still too many
40:54 <simba> lana del ray? wtf?
42:43 <Fez> Who
42:48 <deeldose> any chicks want me to put stuff up ur cuntpipe PM me
44:00 <Excessive> soz, I haven't told the full story, that'd be breakfast, lunch and dinner*
46:00 <Bonny> so ya gonna have the 3 meals all in one?
46:00 <Bonny> still too many
46:00 <Bonny> you shouldn't eat more than 2 eggs in 1 day
48:00 <BlackDevil> maybe he should drink seamen
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49:00 <Bonny> lol
49:00 <slower> Bonny you are a hard woman
50:00 <Bonny> am I? ok
50:00 <slower> only 2 eggs a day?
50:00 <Bonny> not everyday
50:00 <Maurice> I don't eat that much for breakfast, lunch and dinner
50:00 <Maurice> That seems.. Excessive
50:00 <Bonny> eggs are overloaded with cholesterol
50:28 <johninja> fgts
51:00 <Bonny> that is it's overloaded with fat that causes cholesterol
51:00 <slower> one day something is good for you, the next, its not
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52:43 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd63P7mYXzo
52:44 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nigga stole My Bike! (Jun 27, 2007) 0:53 - Category: Comedy - 3,880,726 views - 25,296 likes (95.9%), 1,079 dislikes (4.1%)
53:00 <Bonny> too much of anything is not good for you
53:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRP
54:00 <Excessive> it does me
55:00 <Excessive> till abt this time tomoz
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOLS
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> this dude on fb, reading random posts
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> and this is the funniest random post 'Jim YourGod American foot ball has to many niggers that are over paid'
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