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08:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dx8Bwn_tsM
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sunday Club - Paladian Dawn (Aug 30, 2010) 11:52 - Category: Music - 4,954 views - 47 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
15:00 <beehhh> he who trys will be failed
17:00 <beehhh> And a dying man's urge is to be a painless death
18:00 <beehhh> dont matter what past held or the future will hold
23:00 <beehhh> oh yes almost there
24:00 <beehhh> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GOBqI-1zl3A/T8KF3gVkWRI/AAAAAAAABmA/wlBCvtItJBU/s1600/Art%2Bsketches%2Bcopy%2B2.jpg
33:00 <beehhh> then you'd enter into a twilight zone and it becomes unequivocally perfect and body gets so numb you could barely have a sense of presene of the otherside the real side
37:00 <beehhh> http://verysmartbrothas.com/images/GiveUsFree.jpg?c07647
54:00 <Ben_84> bit quiet innit?
55:00 <Serenity> no
56:00 <Ben_84> oh, my mistake
59:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRP
59:00 <Excessive> mmmmmmmmmm red bull
05:00 <BaD^BOY^69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWKT-f2MFV4
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 12/2013 LOUD BOOMS and FIREBALLS ACROSS THE NATION! YELLOWSTONE COVERUP - ISON (Dec 13, 2013) 9:25 - Category: People and Blogs - 111,352 views - 907 likes (93%), 68 dislikes (7%)
11:00 <beehhh> darwin is good place cause asian dont like to live with aboriginals
12:00 <doctor> ABC is alright but they can be a bit misleading aswell
13:00 <beehhh> Chris hemsworth grew up in NT
13:00 <doctor> I find if you don't want to be misleading you have no opinion at all, but that just makes life more difficult than it needs to be
15:00 <beehhh> Though born in Melbourne, Australia, Chris Hemsworth saw quite a bit of the country in his youth when his family moved first to the Northern Territory before finally settling on Phillip Island to the south of Melbourne.
17:00 <doctor> WA is mostly country with a small pocket of civility at constant war with the endless outback that surrounds it
18:00 <doctor> you can tell the difference by leaving the city for a day, you realise how small Perth really is
19:00 <doctor> it's an odd feeling when you return
20:00 <beehhh> yes true statement 
24:00 <beehhh> mining town kimberley is in WA too
25:00 <doctor> yeah, it's just a giant slate of rock. very difficult to afford living there
27:00 <beehhh> fly-in fly-out workers from NT
28:00 <doctor> WA too, though with the mining sector dwelling recently it will become more unaffordable to live here
28:00 <doctor> everything is quite expensive with limited resources. the more people who come here the more difficult it becomes
29:00 <Maurice> So, you two both live here?
29:00 <Serenity> dr does
29:00 <doctor> I do, beehhh would like to
29:00 <Maurice> Then wtf is he on about
29:00 <Maurice> beehhh can go eat a bag of dicks
29:00 <beehhh> Darwin or ayers rock
29:00 <Maurice> Although he'd enjoy that
30:00 <beehhh> dicks are cool on tranny i dont like pussy ewww
30:00 <Serenity> far as ive seen perth is like any other city here
30:00 <Maurice> We know you giant poof
30:00 <Serenity> 5 mins out and its bush
30:00 <Maurice> Shut up
30:00 <beehhh> *vmoit
31:00 <[Maverick]> WA is just spread out more. 
31:00 <Maurice> Mind boggling
31:00 <Serenity> perths not eveb that small in size compared to anywhere else now
32:00 <Serenity> its population
32:00 <Serenity> which lets face it. do we WANT more dickheads?
32:00 <[Maverick]> sooner or later.... mandurah will be connected to bunno 
32:00 <[Maverick]> so speaking of dickheads.. we will have them soon 
33:00 <doctor> All those new housing deveoplments on the outside rims of Perth, they're getting more and more compact and congested
33:00 <[Maverick]> like your arsehole. 
33:00 <Serenity> theres only 20 mins between mandurah and the next city now thanks to the freeway
33:00 <doctor> i think they'll become slums
33:00 <Maurice> Which I am thankful for
33:00 <[Maverick]> they won't 
33:00 <Maurice> Otherwise Bo gets car sick and if he spews in my new car, I wont be held responsible
33:00 <Serenity> lolol
33:00 <Maurice> FOR HIS MURDER
34:00 <[Maverick]> Perth has a far broader urban sprawl than other cities 
34:00 <Maurice> With the added bonus of not being fucktards
35:00 <Maurice> This is actually wrong, 4 people from WA arguing in the Melb channel
35:00 <beehhh> darwin is the cheaper town for middle class dwyelers
35:00 <doctor> arguing?
35:00 <Maurice> Shut up, idiot
35:00 <Maurice> Debating, then
35:00 <[Maverick]> mass
35:00 <beehhh> i'll never visit perth cause of Maurice
35:00 <Serenity> mmm
35:00 <Maurice> The fuck are dwyelers
35:00 <Maurice> GOOD
35:00 <Maurice> My life is now complete
36:00 <beehhh> and melbourne for Serenity
36:00 <Serenity> thank fuck for that
36:00 <Maurice> Rofl
36:00 <Serenity> Maurice for prime minister
36:00 <Maurice> Go meeee
36:00 <Serenity> im not IN melbourne you stupid cunt
36:00 <[Maverick]> beehhh: can't you get in the city? 
36:00 <Maurice> And you have just saved Melbourne
36:00 <Maurice> He can't even get in the country
36:00 <[Maverick]> country* 
36:00 <Maurice> Lol
36:00 <beehhh> nothing wrong with darwin but
36:00 <Maurice> Theres lots wrong with it
36:00 <Maurice> But you'll never know
36:00 <beehhh> ya must wear short skirts
36:00 <Maurice> Since, you know, you can't visit..
37:00 <beehhh> google earth is free to visit
37:00 <beehhh> with its street view
37:00 <Serenity> what a life
37:00 <Maurice> Awesome
37:00 <Serenity> sucking tranny cock stalking a country on google earth
37:00 <beehhh> might drink miduri while im on it
37:00 <beehhh> atleast we re not breeding aliens
38:00 <Maurice> Whos breeding anything
38:00 <Serenity> did [Maverick] have sex again
38:00 <beehhh> aliens breeding tranny
40:00 <[Maverick]> beehhh: why did you get deported? 
40:00 <beehhh> cant remember its been awhile
40:00 <Serenity> no visa
40:00 <beehhh> ask hey dad this question
41:00 <Maurice> If only deportation included austnet
42:00 <beehhh> dont like pussy it smells
43:00 <beehhh> hey Maurice, lets not talk about any senstitve issues here
43:00 <Maurice> If you could spell it, I'd leave it alone
43:00 <BaD^BOY^69> i love pussy 
43:00 <beehhh> sensual
43:00 <BaD^BOY^69> cats:P
46:00 <beehhh> ladyboy tv is an awesome site
47:00 <beehhh> we never fight she cares for me and I care for her, this world dont understand our love
48:00 <BaD^BOY^69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB979KMd6h4
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Compton Menace - Streets ft. Mistah Fab (Aug 26, 2013) 4:00 - Category: Music - 7,047 views - 57 likes (96.6%), 2 dislikes (3.4%)
02:00 <Excessive> right ......... now I know wat the go is with the lappy ........ the thing is a socket S1G2 and that Phenom is a S1G4 which looks like I'll have to sell it myself ......... and there's no quad CPUfo the socket S1G2 ....... so yep
05:00 <The_Baron> https://soundcloud.com/earwax-jam/simply-put-wip
05:00 <Excessive> ye I saw it in the other chan The_Baron
05:00 <Excessive> n haiiiiiiiii
06:00 <The_Baron> hey man
06:00 <Excessive> sup
06:00 <The_Baron> tis fun making techno again
06:00 <The_Baron> u?
07:00 <Excessive> ummmm got up at like 11 (not long ago) ......... goin back to bed soon=ish
07:00 <The_Baron> jeez
07:00 <The_Baron> all outta whack
07:00 <Excessive> nah, I pilled out at like 8 or so
08:00 <Excessive> jus wantin to pass time
08:00 <Excessive> quicker
08:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
10:00 <The_Baron> aahh
11:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRP
32:00 <simba> Lᴇɢᴀʟɪᴢᴇ Gᴀʏ Wᴇᴇᴅʟᴇ
36:00 <BlackDevil> this will work http://www.jwz.org/images/bkjosbzcuaap2gr.jpg
41:00 <simba> BlackDevil owns a gun
51:00 <BlackDevil> what is your favorite porn site simba?
52:00 <simba> i dont use porn sites
52:00 <simba> or tumblr
52:00 <simba> tumblr is my fav porn site
52:00 <simba> whats ur fav gun?
52:00 <BlackDevil> why you want a gun?
53:00 <simba> u question avoider
54:00 <BlackDevil> when are you going to meet with element?
55:00 <simba> when are u going 2 shoot Q in a minor confrontation
01:00 <BlackDevil> never?
01:00 <simba> lol
01:00 <simba> whats ur fav gun tho real talk
01:00 <simba> u dont keep it under ur pillow do u
02:00 <Bonny> I keep mine in my vagina
03:00 <simba> that sounds super dangerous!!
04:00 <Bonny> how so?
11:00 <simba> it could go off
12:00 <simba> in somebodys.. mouth..
15:00 <Bonny> that's the idea
16:00 <Bonny> it'd be the best blow job you have ever experienced
18:00 <simba> that would b blowing your load
19:00 <Bonny> yup
24:00 <mu574che> hi everyone
29:00 <Bonny> night
38:00 <simba> 0,12ICI12,0C'EST0,4PARIS
43:00 <BlackDevil> faux
43:00 <BlackDevil> mate
43:00 <BlackDevil> https://twitter.com/GeorgeTakei/status/453605464753049600/photo/1
08:00 <simba> fuckin chelsea
09:00 <Lumeah> lol madrid
10:00 <simba> dortmund 2 close
10:00 <Lumeah> ahh
34:00 <PietSAsleep`DUhhh> My bum hurts:(
35:00 <PietSAsleep`DUhhh> I think someone stuckba vibrator up it
35:00 <Lumeah> lol
35:00 <PietSAsleep`DUhhh> Im quite rattled:p
35:00 <Lumeah> no they didn't..
35:00 <Lumeah> all shaken up?
37:00 <PietSAsleep`DUhhh> Yes:(
37:00 <Lumeah> :(
43:00 <Lumeah> Poor PietSAsleep`DUhhh :(
43:00 <PietSAsleep`DUhhh> One of my bottom eyelids hurt:(
43:00 <PietSAsleep`DUhhh> Its puffy and red:(((
43:00 <Lumeah> only one?
43:00 <PietSAsleep`DUhhh> Gotta stop rubbing it
44:00 <Lumeah> you do
44:00 <PietSAsleep`DUhhh> Yeh:(
44:00 <Lumeah> make it worse
59:00 <PietSAsleep`DUhhh> I did a there is no spoon thing with my coffee mug and the handle fell off :(
00:00 <Lumeah> crap
01:00 <gremlinz> or did the mug fall from the handle?
01:00 <Lumeah> it could have, yes..
02:00 <PietSAsleep`DUhhh> Hehehe mug was in my hand
02:00 <PietSAsleep`DUhhh> Man i so feel bad for this oscar guy
02:00 <gremlinz> in that case you have no need for the handle
02:00 <PietSAsleep`DUhhh> Theres no way hes guilty 
02:00 <gremlinz> why feel bad
02:00 <gremlinz> he's guilty as sin
03:00 <gremlinz> have you been following the evidence in the news?
03:00 <Lumeah> why do you think he's guilty?
04:00 <PietSAsleep`DUhhh> Naa no way
04:00 <PietSAsleep`DUhhh> Hes guilty of waking up and shitting himself
05:00 <Lumeah> lol
07:00 <PietSAsleep`DUhhh> Mmm jasmine tea
07:00 <Lumeah> in a not so broken cup
09:00 <PietSAsleep`DUhhh> Naa still broken
11:00 <PietSAsleep`DUhhh> I dont have a favourite cup
11:00 <PietSAsleep`DUhhh> Although i always use my milkshake cup
11:00 <PietSAsleep`DUhhh> :o)
12:00 <Lumeah> lol
12:00 <Lumeah> :O
12:00 <PietSAsleep`DUhhh> K i gotta go
12:00 <Lumeah> ok byes
12:00 <PietSAsleep`DUhhh> Back in about 20 min or so
12:00 <Lumeah> ok
27:00 <Saemon> oscar pistorius has got no legs
28:00 <Saemon> and he's still able to get a girl as hot is his gf
28:00 <Saemon> as his*
33:00 <CannibalClown> he also has a personality
34:00 <Lumeah> he does
35:00 <Lumeah> Mornig all !
43:00 <Saemon> well i can sing the song cult of personality
43:00 <Saemon> does that count?
43:00 <Saemon> look into my eyes, what do you see?
43:00 <Saemon> the cult of personality
43:00 <Saemon> the cult of personaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaliteeeeeeeey
44:00 <Lumeah> what are you on about?
44:00 <Saemon> the song
44:00 <Saemon> by living color
44:00 <Lumeah> ohhh
44:00 <Saemon> get out and live life man
44:00 <CannibalClown> shut up saemon
45:00 <Lumeah> shot down
29:00 <Fez> Hi
01:00 <PietSAPeakinFuck> Im gonna shooooooOOoooooot the whole day down
03:00 <Bastardly_One> as usual
04:00 <Bastardly_One>  a couple of days late
04:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fooken Wednesday you mong
04:00 <PietSAPeakinFuck> As usual
05:00 <PietSAPeakinFuck> Righto
07:00 <Bastardly_One> oh come on 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that was comic genius
35:00 <partay> Wake up you lazy fucks. 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> no
37:00 <partay> Bastardly_One: What's it like as a lifer on the dole v 
37:00 <partay> Seems pretty sweet 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno man 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> not on the dole
38:00 <partay> DSP ?
38:00 <partay> Like PietSAPeakinFuck 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on school holidays
39:00 <Bastardly_One> is all you need to know 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I am ... I've got emphysema *shrugs*
39:00 <partay> lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I am on holdays though 
39:00 <partay> Have a bucket bong 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and I do go to schoo
39:00 <Bastardly_One> *school
40:00 <partay> Grounds keeper willy ? 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... don't laugh ... did that the other day at a kind of friend's place them thinking I couldn't do it 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah groundskeeper willy is me 
42:00 <PietSAPeakinFuck> Ouch ouch ouch
43:00 <PietSAPeakinFuck> MY BUMMMM:((((
43:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10156108_648858438520627_1440195943899078218_n.jpg
43:00 <partay> PietSAPeakinFuck: Had an arse flogging ?
43:00 <PietSAPeakinFuck> I hate when ya have the runs and then this nugget comes out and splashes poo water on ya bum
43:00 <PietSAPeakinFuck> And I hate the smell of baby wipes:(
44:00 <PietSAPeakinFuck> Might start keeping kfc handcloths in the toilets 
45:00 <PietSAPeakinFuck> START LICKING !!!
45:00 <Bastardly_One> why don't you do it the easy way?
45:00 <PietSAPeakinFuck> But it just feels like games
45:00 <Bastardly_One> line the bowl with some paper?
45:00 <partay> Yep put in a crash pad 
46:00 <PietSAPeakinFuck> Thats too logical :/
46:00 <partay> Bastardly_One: You forget PietSAPeakinFuck is a complete and utter retard 
46:00 <partay> He goes full retard 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> oh of course ... MY bad
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm trying the non abuse stance ... everyone else seems to have a problem with my normal chatting
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I figure if I act like a dumb ditzy fucktard
47:00 <PietSAPeakinFuck> What makes you believe your opinion counts for something partay ?
48:00 <partay> My 2 cents is priceless
49:00 <partay> You have no cents 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
49:00 <Rak> your two cents is no longer legal tender
49:00 <Flossy> sheesh...
49:00 <Bastardly_One> or as I say ... here's a dollar as my 10 cents is always free
49:00 <PietSAPeakinFuck> So your pockets are like a clowns pants , full of shrapnel?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> get with inflation partay `
50:00 <Bastardly_One> it's 10 cents worth these days
50:00 <partay> What happened to 5 cents 
50:00 <partay> Poor old 5ivy
51:00 <partay> He's next on the chopping block 
51:00 <Proxy> 5s are good for throwing at people
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon he is 
51:00 <Proxy> thwack
51:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, they don't hurt
51:00 <Rak> this is just part of the conspiracy by the 1c Lolly Industrial Complex
52:00 <Bastardly_One> 20 cent pieces do though
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Rak is on to something
52:00 <Bastardly_One> *makes sure my tin foil hat is firmly on*
53:00 <Bastardly_One> but have you noticed how many whatever .95's
53:00 <Bastardly_One> are rounded off now?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> damn fucking enter key
53:00 <Bastardly_One> so, it's a wonder poor fivey hasn't gone yet
54:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone wanna by an asus A52F laptop?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> slighty used
54:00 <Bastardly_One> brand new keyboard though 
54:00 <partay> $50?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ask me on a rough week
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you might get it for $20
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> don't you hate it when you get a crap song in your head and you know it's shit but you like it?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> #firstworldwhitepeopleproblems
57:00 <partay> Turn your head jukebox off 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> only way to do that is kill it 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, look at all the guns I've just been given
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you people aren't very nice 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> tell ya what
04:00 <Bastardly_One> seeing as you seem the less emotional out of the lot
05:00 <Bastardly_One> actually, nuh ... cbf'ed
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I just saw a pic of a friend's installed nbn
10:00 <Bastardly_One> those boxes look fucking massive
12:00 <Bastardly_One> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/10169329_10152283806307521_1752267311_n.jpg
12:00 <Bastardly_One> maasive box
12:00 <Bastardly_One> *massive
15:00 <Bastardly_One> if one of you were here now you'd get your wish
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I want someone to kill me 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> this song will not leave my head
15:00 <partay> I'll kill you 
15:00 <partay> As a favour 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you're not in melbourne are ya?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna pay for your petrol or train fair to Ballarat
17:00 <Bastardly_One> anything to get Promises by Nero out of my head
17:00 <partay> No but I'll travel for the hit 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet
17:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me when you're here and I'll pm the address
17:00 <partay> You want quick or slow 
18:00 <partay> Painful or painless 
18:00 <partay> PietSAPeakinFuck: Might rape your lifeless corpse 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> an edge playing sub I know  plans to have on her tombstone "Death, the utimate edge play - now who wants to fuck the corpse?"
20:00 <Bastardly_One> *ultimate
28:00 <Bastardly_One> is it just me or is the new FB layout identical to the Windows 8 layout?
29:00 <dudz> right!, everyoen shutup and pay attention to me
30:00 <dudz> do i have all of your attention yet?
32:00 <dudz> Serenity: have you given me your attention yet, freely and without giving me any lip about it?
34:00 <ScarecrowMurderer> why are you here
35:00 <dudz> i'm here because i got alot of anger i want to vent and you people are people i don't care to align myself with
35:00 <Bastardly_One> things that make you go BOOM! .... http://news.ninemsn.com.au/technology/2014/04/09/06/53/us-navy-unveils-electromagnetic-rail-gun
36:00 <dudz> nice
39:00 <dudz> so yeah
39:00 <johninja> hi dudz
39:00 <dudz> oh hi john
39:00 <johninja> are you being nice today?
39:00 <dudz> nope
39:00 <johninja> ic
39:00 <dudz> i am irl, just not at desk
39:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of interesting
40:00 <Bastardly_One> http://wealthydebates.com/volkswagens-new-300-mpg-car-not-allowed-in-america/
40:00 <dudz> john, do you want to get into an argument about something?
41:00 <PietSAbabe> Mmmm free metro wifi
41:00 <dudz> two online friends, arguing
41:00 <PietSAbabe> Byebye:)
41:00 <Lumeah> lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> the trains in melbourne have free wifi now?
42:00 <Lumeah> that would be cool
42:00 <dudz> you can't do anythign with free wifi
42:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't say you could but that's what Piet just said
42:00 <Bastardly_One> forks
42:00 <dudz> hi f, would you like to argue with me about something?
43:00 <faux> Hi b1
43:00 <faux> And no
43:00 <dudz> ok, i'm waiting to hear feedback from john in regards to whether or not he is interested in arguing with me.
44:00 <Bastardly_One> just wake up or what how goes?
44:00 <faux> Lol just wake up?
44:00 <faux> I'm out of bed between 6-7 every morning 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't fucking know
45:00 <dudz> we arn't close enough Bastardly_One if you wonderd why i didn't ask if you would be interested
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol dudz 
45:00 <dudz> :)
45:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently that's all I do 
45:00 <dudz> oh ok
45:00 <Bastardly_One> so you're missing out
46:00 <dudz> i'd need to learn more things about you so i can strike on hurtful topics with you, so i'd need to study you for a bit before i'd feel confident going into an argument with you.
46:00 <Bastardly_One> as ya do 
46:00 <dudz> i mean we could try anyway
47:00 <dudz> i just am insecure about the outcome
47:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... contrary to popular belief ... arguing gets tiresome
47:00 <dudz> yeah one just ends up giving up hey
47:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmm apparently not
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but they should 
47:00 <dudz> then its not really that anyone won, it just has to be put on hold
48:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
48:00 <dudz> i'm well practiced in having my emotions hurt
49:00 <dudz> that just comes with age hey
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I love it when someone in this channel calls themselves old
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you're all pretty young compared to me 
50:00 <dudz> has your eyebrow hair begun to grow uncontrollably?
51:00 <Q{> <-- is back
51:00 <dudz> hi simba, fancy an argument?
51:00 <Q{> i was going to say "cool, all the l overs are here"
51:00 <simba> i dont argue sorry
51:00 <dudz> ok no worries
52:00 <Q{> simbo is a hater
52:00 <simba> dont say simbo or youll get banned
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:00 <Q{> he got the hater disease
52:00 <Bastardly_One> funny you should say that about the eyebrows
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just bitching to myself having a cone
52:00 <Q{> u that simbo guy, simba?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> that I nearly singed them ... lol
53:00 <dudz> this mate of mine i went to visit recently i noticed that change in him since the last time i saw him
53:00 <dudz> while he was smoking cones also
53:00 <simba> Q{ stop using your keyboard
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I can blame one of my grandmothers for that ... the anglo one
54:00 <Bastardly_One> soon as she hit a certain age she got the bushy eyebrows
54:00 <dudz> nice
54:00 <Bastardly_One> so, anyone need a slightly used laptop?
54:00 <Q{> keyboards are good, i can type and say things, so keyboards are cool
55:00 <Bastardly_One> new keyboard but I'd give the mobo a loot at to see if the bong got into that too
55:00 <Bastardly_One> going cheap ... 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got all my shit off it and I can't stand the sight of it now
56:00 <dudz> i have a laptop thats in my cupboard
57:00 <Q{> <-- will only accept the most favorite item
57:00 <Q{> not second item left in storage
57:00 <Bastardly_One> no way
57:00 <Bastardly_One> this is great for a rice burner 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> never owned a Toshiba before but I like it's performance better than what I had
58:00 <simba> lol slightly used laptop, didnt you spill bong water all over it weeks ago
58:00 <Bastardly_One> possibly because I think they saw me coming when I got an Asus A52F
58:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, a week ago 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
58:00 <Bastardly_One> has a new keyboard now
58:00 <Bastardly_One> smells like old bong water to me though
58:00 <Q{> will ppl get into trouble taking it thru airport customs?
58:00 <simba> u replaced the lappy kb??
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I reckon Q
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't simba
59:00 <Bastardly_One> a friend insisted on cleaning it 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> claims she broke 2 keys
59:00 <Bastardly_One> big whoopity do right?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> well, she went and ordered a new one on ebay and stuck it in last night
00:00 <Q{> u read what they did to that woman for mere suspicion of illegal act?
00:00 <Q{> indian woman
00:00 <Q{> they stripped searched her
00:00 <Q{> and did cavity search lol
00:00 <Bastardly_One> where was that?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like usual TSA procedure
01:00 <Q{> she worked with indian embassy
01:00 <Q{> they accused her for under paying her employees
01:00 <Q{> so they arrested her and did cavity search
02:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly she was hiding the cash up her vagina
02:00 <Q{> or info vital to for something
03:00 <Bastardly_One> ah the old documents in the vagina trick
03:00 <Bastardly_One> they need Agent 86 on the case
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Get Smart
03:00 <dudz> Agent 99 was maxwell hey?
03:00 <Q{> someone remade the series
03:00 <johninja> no
03:00 <Q{> or attempted to
04:00 <Bastardly_One> no
04:00 <Bastardly_One> he was agent 86
04:00 <dudz> arh nice
04:00 <dudz> 99 was a chick then hey
04:00 <johninja> 99 was the chick 
04:00 <johninja> yeh
04:00 <Bastardly_One> 99 was the chick he ended up marrying in the series eventually
04:00 <dudz> sweet
04:00 <Q{> all these things are coded to  mean something
04:00 <Q{> like 420
04:00 <dudz> we will have to all sit down as a family and watch the series in sequential order one day
05:00 <Q{> i like the chaos actors too
05:00 <Q{> :D
05:00 <dudz> i went to chatswood sydney earlier today
05:00 <Bastardly_One> My brother in law loves it ... when I lived at his place for a rather long time I had to endure a lot of it so 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Chaos make that series
06:00 <Bastardly_One> along those same lines
06:00 <dudz> while i was there, i saw 1 guy who asked me for a 'spare cigerete' i told him no, and i saw another guy looking through payphones for coins, and another guy who had a beard and was very skittish
06:00 <simba> <dudz> we will have to all sit down as a family and watch the series in sequential order one day - in ur dreams
06:00 <Bastardly_One> did anyone see that Rocky and Bullwinkle movie?
06:00 <Q{> we should continue discussing this in cone of silence Bastardly_One 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Natasha and Boris were done quite well
07:00 <dudz> i don't use my brain for retaining information 
08:00 <dudz> like that claim i made Bastardly_One ?
08:00 <Q{> i use other humans
08:00 <Q{> u have to make sure they dont run away tho
08:00 <Bastardly_One> you know how on Ebay is says Get the item you ordered or your money back ... applies to virtually all items
08:00 <Bastardly_One> aren't they all virtual until you recieve them?
09:00 <Q{> if they run away im screwed
09:00 <Q{> what u use, dudz
09:00 <dudz> i use hdd's and files and other people
09:00 <Bastardly_One> dudz could be Excessive's neighbour
09:00 <dudz> i don't live very far from him
10:00 <Q{> way too complicated dudz
10:00 <dudz> about 40minutes i think
10:00 <Q{> some ppl wont even let use keyboard
10:00 <Bastardly_One> ever shared the same pych ward together?
10:00 <Q{> coz im too precious for that
10:00 <dudz> narh i've managed to stear clear of psych wards
10:00 <dudz> and medication
10:00 <Q{> then i have to find another human to learn to operate the computer
10:00 <Q{> and access the info
11:00 <dudz> so Q, can you get me a job in the department you work with?
11:00 <Q{> no, its only a small office
11:00 <dudz> so Bastardly_One, can you get me a job in the department you work with?
12:00 <Q{> and apart from me pay u shit for years
12:00 <Q{> oh i got 100% pay rise recently
12:00 <dudz> yeah pay isn't that important
12:00 <dudz> i just need sanity and people skills
13:00 <Bastardly_One> no
13:00 <simba> you need the people skills already to get the job lol
13:00 <Q{> lol hardly any human contact in office
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and oops ... http://fb-troublemakers.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/mom-text-lol-died.jpg
13:00 <dudz> simba: watch what you say to me, i'm threatening you
13:00 <Q{> i get parcel delivered sometimes
13:00 <simba> shut up faggot
13:00 <Q{> thats the only visitor lol
13:00 <simba> you cant intimidate people through text
14:00 <dudz> would you like to watch me try?
14:00 <simba> lmao yes
14:00 <simba> go on meathead
14:00 <dudz> hehe ok
14:00 <dudz> narh i'm to much of a nice genuine, down to earth, selfless person for that
15:00 <dudz> did i pick only attributes that you don't believe i have?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> why are you slightly amusing today?
15:00 <Q{> wonder why jobs so hard to come by for dudz
16:00 <simba> dudz is mentally retarded like beagle
16:00 <Q{> gotta do something
16:00 <dudz> my aim in life is to prove people wrong
16:00 <Bastardly_One> actually, on a serious note
16:00 <Q{> just rock to up a place say ur looking for a job
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you want to know why so many nutters seem unemployed in these parts?
16:00 <Q{> and give them a cheezie smile
16:00 <johninja> i would be very careful about calling people intimidating
16:00 <dudz> but in order to prove them wrong, i have to prove them right first, then work backwards
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you usually have to kind of declare it ... then it's used against you
17:00 <Bastardly_One> in a fashion ... as to why you weren't given the job
17:00 <dudz> hi john, you up for a friendly argument?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but if you suddenly freak out at work and haven't declared it 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you're also fucked
17:00 <Q{> gotta hook up with ppl with lots of jobs
19:00 <dudz> so my machine is almost backed up, i need to format and re-install and re-arange things so that i use my 3x ssd's more efficiently.
19:00 <johninja> you have any weed contacts in melbourne dudz?
20:00 <dudz> i don't know anyone from melbourne
20:00 <Bastardly_One> actually I can get you one john
20:00 <dudz> i had a cousin there but she's moved back to sydney now
20:00 <johninja> ooh
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and there's always the option of getting it from me if you want to travel
21:00 <johninja> yeah i would like to see ballarat sometime
22:00 <simba> u can get some from me if u want to travel (8 hours)
23:00 <Lumeah> what can i get simba?
23:00 <simba> warm milo
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you and doodle and theron can catch up
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and not invite me 
24:00 <simba> that would be therons worst nightmare 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... true
25:00 <Bastardly_One> took me years to get what part of the city he was in even
26:00 <Lumeah> lol
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I wouldn't know Doodle if I fell over him either 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and we lived about 5 streets away from each other for a few years
27:00 <Q{> i been to chadstone in sydney
27:00 <Lumeah> imust ask to many questions then lol
27:00 <Q{> dudes there charged me $25ph for parking
27:00 <Q{> so fkedup
27:00 <Lumeah> thats syd for ys
27:00 <Lumeah> ta
27:00 <Lumeah> ya
27:00 <Q{> and the traffic was bad too
27:00 <Q{> no way i go there again
27:00 <Q{> lol
28:00 <Q{> 10yrs ago over 41 sydney suburbs got median house price over $1m
29:00 <Q{> how the heck ppl can afford that
29:00 <Q{> ppl save all their money just to get a roof over their head
29:00 <Q{> lol
29:00 <Q{> soon it be $100k cardboard just to cover ur head
30:00 <simba> u
30:00 <Q{> u
30:00 <Q{> u^2
31:00 <Q{> and whats worse its illegal to sell ur organs for house deposit
32:00 <Q{> u have to do under the counter
34:00 <Q{> what ppl do to afford to pay $25per hour for parking
35:00 <Q{> they have to do lots of house work for gina rhinstone?
37:00 <simba> lol
37:00 <simba> u want to sell ur organs?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Victorian people
38:00 <Bastardly_One> how would you describe the Echuca area?
47:00 <simba> BaD^BOY^69
47:00 <Bastardly_One> disaster nearly happened
47:00 <Bastardly_One> thought I lost my cone piece
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and they're illegal to sell in Vic now
47:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'd have to ebay some
48:00 <simba> lol just go 2 ozbongs website
48:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I know ... just saying lucky I found it 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> what gets me though is 
48:00 <simba> do it anyway buy 1 spare and some wick or something for 10 bux total inc. postage
48:00 <Bastardly_One> dry pipes aren't illegal to sell though 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> everywhere seems to have them
49:00 <simba> pipes r gross tho
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I will in the next week or so 
49:00 <simba> you would love the wick if you smoke there indoors
50:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm seriously trying to get in the mindset to give up
51:00 <Bastardly_One> almost there but not quite ... scoring today actually
53:00 <Q{> its not economical for mexican farmers to grow weed anymore
53:00 <Q{> price dropped from $100 per kg to $25 per kg
54:00 <simba> scoring rox
54:00 <Q{> not worth it for them
56:00 <Q{> <-- humbles bad boys
00:00 <Q{> this could be simba: http://31.media.tumblr.com/a47dd7ef57fe3a0059ac4a1a44328d06/tumblr_mzr4zyGVHt1rkhnako1_500.jpg
00:00 <Q{> u like the fringe?
01:00 <Q{> while these are his 2 mates heading of to the sauna
01:00 <Q{> http://37.media.tumblr.com/4c6fed8245af7370e7e60765354ba5f3/tumblr_mr2y3k1uqE1qf8mc7o1_1280.jpg
03:00 <johninja> wtf
04:00 <simba> could be 
04:00 <simba> but isnt
05:00 <simba> are they from ur fav porn blog u creepy old wrinkly trannie
05:00 <simba> coffee with a bunch of sugar is good
05:00 <simba> some times
06:00 <Serenity> noooo
06:00 <Serenity> sugar kills it
08:00 <simba> lol
08:00 <simba> sif
12:00 <Q{> no it doesnt !
13:00 <Q{> see
14:00 <Serenity> like i care what your opinion is
15:00 <Q{> u dont care at all huh
15:00 <Q{> not even tinie lil smidgent bit?
15:00 <Serenity> can you put me back on ignore please
16:00 <Q{> u'd love that wouldnt u
16:00 <Serenity> yes.
16:00 <Q{> Lightning strike kills more than 60 cows
16:00 <Loof> what's the best way to connect a tv
16:00 <Loof> hdmi?
16:00 <Q{> cant copy link
17:00 <Loof> to a pc?
17:00 <Serenity> admi
17:00 <Serenity> hdmi
17:00 <Q{> http://media.theage.com.au/national/selections/lightning-strike-kills-more-than-60-cows-5334459.html
17:00 <Loof> k ty :)
18:00 <Q{> and they barry them all
18:00 <Q{> what a waste
18:00 <Q{> like the warning at start?
18:00 <Q{> lol
19:00 <simba> stop
19:00 <Fez> Barry white?
19:00 <Fez> Weird how barry white is black aye
19:00 <johninja> hey loof
19:00 <Loof> hey man :)
20:00 <Q{> bury
22:00 <Q{> it be cruel to put u on ignore 
22:00 <Fez> Hi q
23:00 <Fez> Hi john
23:00 <Q{> hai fez
23:00 <Q{> http://www.theage.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/quiz-star-alex-dusek-pictures-a-new-life-in-movies-20140408-36b82.html
24:00 <Fez> U reckon they gunna make more star trek series?
25:00 <Q{> dunno
25:00 <Q{> they seem to make more star wars and x men
25:00 <Fez> Oh
25:00 <Q{> both belong to disney land
25:00 <Q{> its a franchise
25:00 <Fez> Yea
25:00 <Q{> it used to be
25:00 <Q{> dont know what they call it now
26:00 <Q{> depends if someone rich want to put money on it
26:00 <Fez> You reckon mecualy culkin will be the new captain?
27:00 <Fez> Cher will be like the new 'data'
27:00 <Q{> u could if u want to
27:00 <Q{> its possible
27:00 <Fez> Dr phil would be like bones
28:00 <johninja> hey fez
28:00 <Fez> Sandra sully would be like qwork
28:00 <Fez> U into star trek john?
29:00 <johninja> nah man
29:00 <Fez> Missin out bro
29:00 <fawks> mecauly
29:00 <Loof> anyone know how to import all of your spotify songs into google music?
29:00 <Loof> i wanna change to google music
30:00 <Fez> Yea lol fawks.. idunno how its spelt obv.
30:00 <Fez> Poor attempt by me
31:00 <johninja> frauline
31:00 <Q{> i only like next generation
31:00 <fawks> How to Transfer Spotify Playlists to Google Music: http://youtu.be/AChcFmJgjKw
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How to Transfer Spotify Playlists to Google Music (Sep 8, 2013) 3:37 - Category: Science and Technology - 6,813 views - 18 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
31:00 <fawks> Heehee
31:00 <Fez> Youll love generation fez
32:00 <fawks> Prrt
33:00 <Loof> got 3 days to do an assignment that will take a week
33:00 <Fez> Itll bring back lenord neemoy as spock
33:00 <Loof> should be ok
35:00 <Fez> Ive got inverted nipples
36:00 <Q{> thats fez's way of inviting Loof to correct the situation
37:00 <Q{> may i suggest suckling loof
37:00 <Loof> mmm manboob suckling
37:00 <Loof> always gets me hard
37:00 <Q{> not so succulent
37:00 <Q{> but it will have to do 
37:00 <Loof> yep
38:00 <Q{> fez try to pretend to protest
38:00 <Q{> he has refined his protesting act
39:00 <Fez> The boob part is fine
39:00 <Fez> Its just the nipple
39:00 <Fez> Im embarrassed about them
39:00 <Q{> u said that only to spite me
39:00 <Loof> this continual weight gain/loss has made my manboobs less perky than they once were :(
39:00 <Fez> Hehe. Yup
40:00 <johninja> lo
40:00 <johninja> got my boobs out
40:00 <Loof> hot
40:00 <Fez> Im an a cup
40:00 <johninja> :D
40:00 <Fez> How bout u john?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> bbl
41:00 <Serenity> SHOW US YA TITS
41:00 <johninja> mel says she doesn't know
41:00 <Fez> Yours
41:00 <Fez> Not hers
41:00 <johninja> yeh i asked her what size i would be
41:00 <johninja> i have nfiu
42:00 <Fez> This is bs
42:00 <johninja> mels are a 12d
42:00 <Fez> Do u wear manbras?
42:00 <johninja> mine are about a b
42:00 <Serenity> rofl
42:00 <Serenity> go buy a bra
42:00 <Fez> Yea
43:00 <Fez> I got a few
43:00 <Fez> No underwires
43:00 <johninja> i'll just lend mels
43:00 <johninja> and stuff them
43:00 <Q{> do reduction surgery
43:00 <Fez> They piss ya off
43:00 <johninja> she has a hot pink polka dot one i have my eye on
43:00 <Fez> Hot
43:00 <Q{> it will save u over long term
43:00 <Fez> Underwire?
44:00 <Q{> it will save huge amount of headaches over which bra to chose too
44:00 <Q{> amount of time
44:00 <Q{> on the other hand...
44:00 <Q{> u can upsize it and become boobs models
45:00 <Q{> become envy of women
45:00 <Q{> model*
45:00 <Fez> You already are
46:00 <Q{> oh thx i should charge them by the minute for staring at me then
46:00 <Fez> And talking to you via irc
46:00 <Serenity> now i want to see john in a bra
46:00 <johninja> lol
46:00 <Fez> You couldve had about $3 by now
47:00 <Q{> not many women on irc
47:00 <johninja> i was just asking mel to take a pic of me
47:00 <johninja> but she was like "nah"
47:00 <Q{> it is not economically viable
47:00 <Fez> Selfie john!
47:00 <Fez> Kgo
47:00 <johninja> i dunno how to put them on
47:00 <Serenity> tell her
47:00 <Serenity> 'serenity said take a photo you selfish whore'
48:00 <Fez> ^^
48:00 <Loof> holy shit hdmi is better
48:00 <Q{> if Serenity does a selfie it be something like pic on the right:
48:00 <Q{> http://www.alluredmakeup.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/sophie-burles.jpg
48:00 <Loof> no more tearing
49:00 <Loof> and it looks smoother
49:00 <Loof> than vga
49:00 <ScarecrowMurderer> norly
49:00 <ScarecrowMurderer> whod have thunk it
50:00 <Fez> Most people would have
51:00 <ScarecrowMurderer> not loof
52:00 <Fez> Who knows
52:00 <Serenity> i think mel killed john for passing on my message
52:00 <Serenity> RIP john
53:00 <Fez> Maybe theyre picking out a cute bra
53:00 <johninja> lol
53:00 <johninja> i'm waxing my breast beard
54:00 <Fez> Oh no!
54:00 <ScarecrowMurderer> titfluff
54:00 <Serenity> ouchh
55:00 <Serenity> you look like a man-a-lantern
55:00 <ScarecrowMurderer> LOL
58:00 <Q{> omg
58:00 <Q{> i googled it
58:00 <Q{> http://en.allodswiki.ru/item/1294762012
58:00 <Q{> "Mana Lantern"
58:00 <ScarecrowMurderer> you fucking moron
59:00 <Q{> u got LED implanted boobs?
59:00 <ScarecrowMurderer> ugh
59:00 <ScarecrowMurderer> shut up
59:00 <PietSAbabe> Just put a Galaxy Note Pro 12.2" on layby :))
59:00 <ScarecrowMurderer> so you can hock it for meth
59:00 <Q{> http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/09/28/article-1216637-069C690E000005DC-627_634x823.jpg
59:00 <PietSAbabe> Ugh 
59:00 <PietSAbabe> Shut up
00:00 <ScarecrowMurderer> LOL
00:00 <ScarecrowMurderer> Q.Q
00:00 <Q{> it swallowed the light
00:00 <Q{> he loves it
00:00 <Q{> thought it was a giant firefly
00:00 <PietSAbabe> I think my eye has herpes
01:00 <Q{> as it flutter in the wind
01:00 <PietSAbabe> My eye lid is all red :(
01:00 <Q{> u wear contact lense?
01:00 <ScarecrowMurderer> thats pink eye
01:00 <Q{> could be infection
01:00 <PietSAbabe> Its not fucking pink eye
01:00 <PietSAbabe> Jesus
01:00 <ScarecrowMurderer> he got it from rimming b1
01:00 <Serenity> http://youtu.be/rkzUlH9xGI0
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 40 year old virgin wax video (Apr 27, 2008) 3:27 - Category: Comedy - 24,342 views - 74 likes (94.9%), 4 dislikes (5.1%)
01:00 <ScarecrowMurderer> true story
02:00 <Q{> http://www.smh.com.au/environment/animals/python-in-the-dog-house-after-eating-family-pet-20140314-34qzh.html
02:00 <PietSAbabe> Lame story.
02:00 <Q{> "im ur new pet"
02:00 <Q{> :D~
05:00 <Q{> im hairless
05:00 <PietSAbabe> I was in the well or whagver its called in camberwell
05:00 <Q{> apart from on head, groin, face
05:00 <PietSAbabe> They had all these wildlife animals
05:00 <Q{> and underarm
05:00 <PietSAbabe> Fucking hopping mice
05:00 <PietSAbabe> They were so fucking cute
05:00 <PietSAbabe> And a quail or somethin
05:00 <PietSAbabe> Its related to the tassie devil
06:00 <PietSAbabe> Quall
06:00 <PietSAbabe> Somethin
06:00 <PietSAbabe> Legless lizards
06:00 <Q{> i take ur word for it
06:00 <PietSAbabe> Funky lil frogs
06:00 <PietSAbabe> It was so fucking cute!
06:00 <PietSAbabe> The lil mice
06:00 <Q{> u seem credible on these things
06:00 <PietSAbabe> They hop!!!!
07:00 <PietSAbabe> I was gonna take video of it and up to facebook then i saw that they were doing photos for $8 n $12 with people in it so i dunno if it woulda caused issues or not if i did :p
07:00 <PietSAbabe> They mighta tried to charge me
07:00 <PietSAbabe> But those mice , I so gotta get some
07:00 <PietSAbabe> The way they were trying to dig burrows
07:00 <PietSAbabe> They use their lil front legs , the way they dig sooooo cute
08:00 <PietSAbabe> It was a babe magnet , excellent innocent comments got me a number:p
08:00 <johninja> SEZZ
08:00 <Q{> ^5 PietSAbabe 
08:00 <Q{> good work
08:00 <Q{> lol
08:00 <PietSAbabe> Work , hah
09:00 <Fez> Pics yet john? :p
09:00 <johninja> pics of? it's mel
09:00 <johninja> you really want to see him in my bra?
09:00 <johninja> he'll stretch it
11:00 <johninja> hey adrian
11:00 <Fez> Yea why not lol
11:00 <Excessive> lo Mel \o.
11:00 <Fez> And oh. Just mel :(
11:00 <Excessive> how's it?
11:00 <johninja> cause I fucking can't afford to buy more beautiful bras like the one he's been eyeing off
12:00 <johninja> I swear if he turns gay I blame you
12:00 <johninja> AND
12:00 <johninja> you'll have to sexually please me
12:00 <johninja> ^.^
12:00 <Fez> I will never
12:00 <Fez> Youre not fat enough
12:00 <johninja> I'm def not fat
13:00 <johninja> why wouldn't you fuck me, you fucked sarah for gods sake
13:00 <johninja> I'm so offended
13:00 <johninja> fuck you're a white cunt
13:00 <Fez> Meh
13:00 <johninja> FINE
13:00 <Fez> I like the bigger girls
13:00 <johninja> yeah I don't mind the pudgy males
13:00 <Fez> :)
14:00 <Fez> See. To skinny for each other
14:00 <Fez> Good times
14:00 <johninja> I twice got turned down by two obese males
14:00 <johninja> one had acne
14:00 <johninja> melanies claim to fame
14:00 <Fez> K
14:00 <Fez> Going.
14:00 <johninja> go then
15:00 <johninja> you white prick
15:00 <johninja> so very dissapointed
15:00 <johninja> meh sezz would still fuck me if john goes gay
15:00 <johninja> the op fucking continues
15:00 <Fez> No ure not
15:00 <johninja> I'm not what?
16:00 <johninja> fuck you're a wigger
16:00 <Fez> Wtf
16:00 <Fez> Dissapointent
16:00 <johninja> hey robsticle
16:00 <Fez> Geez
16:00 <Doodle> sup kneegrow
16:00 <Fez> Keep up
16:00 <johninja> I think john has a crush on you
17:00 <Doodle> orly
17:00 <Doodle> tell him to join the queue
17:00 <johninja> yeah he's all 'let's go to ballerat'
17:00 <johninja> I'm ike fuck no
17:00 <Doodle> lolol
17:00 <johninja> LOL I cbf 3 hours on public transport
17:00 <Doodle> yeah i agree, its not worth it
17:00 <johninja> eh if we're ever up that way we'll def ask you out for a beer and a game of pool
18:00 <Doodle> woooo
18:00 <johninja> we're looking into moving to euchuca
18:00 <Doodle> wtf for
18:00 <johninja> I dunno where that is when it comes to ballerat
18:00 <Doodle> um
18:00 <Doodle> opposite side of the state
19:00 <johninja> well we want to go somewhere foreign where we don't know anyone so john can make a rape dungeon and no one will hear me crying or the baby pleading for my life
19:00 <Doodle> ah right
19:00 <johninja> yeah
19:00 <Doodle> have you heard of daylesford
19:00 <Serenity> O_O
20:00 <Doodle> plenty of old mineshafts to make a rape dungeon out there
20:00 <johninja> it's apparently got healing powers in the water there
20:00 <Doodle> oh does it
20:00 <Doodle> we used to take bottles
20:00 <Doodle> and fill them up from the springs
20:00 <Doodle> its just mineral water, probably nothing different to what you buy in the shops
20:00 <johninja> yeah the springs are suppose to be theraputic sp*
21:00 <johninja> alice cooper
21:00 <johninja> hey hows this, john goes off at me getting hammered yesterday and then today he goes and grabs me a carton
22:00 <johninja> fuck he's adorable
22:00 <Doodle> lol
22:00 <johninja> I was a man last night. when he cracked it I'm like 'okay darls let's head out for a beer at the pub' and it totally worked
23:00 <johninja> he was all happy and shit
23:00 <johninja> I'm such a stud
23:00 <Doodle> D:
23:00 <Doodle> darls
24:00 <johninja> I probably said babe
24:00 <johninja> I just remember being extremely angry and drunk lol
24:00 <Doodle> johnnywohnnywiddlypoopoopants
24:00 <Q{> -_-
24:00 <johninja> yeah he's abit of a sook
24:00 <Loof> fuck gotta learn c++
24:00 <johninja> fucking christ though, hes stubborn to fight with
24:00 <xm> what for Loof 
25:00 <Loof> not using unity any more
25:00 <Loof> unreal engine 4
25:00 <xm> oh
25:00 <johninja> he wouldn't back down and I wanted to punch his face in
25:00 <Doodle> just do it
25:00 <Doodle> blammm
25:00 <Loof> better physics and cheaper subscription
25:00 <xm> what platforms will UE4 work on?
25:00 <Loof> same as unity
25:00 <xm> ok
25:00 <johninja> yeah lolah fuck he's back
25:00 <johninja> btw hey pat
25:00 <Loof> they releasing the ENTIRE source code!
25:00 <johninja> <3
25:00 <Loof> hey mel <3
26:00 <xm> the only thing difficult about C++ is tracking down memory leaks, although with 11 they've made things easier
26:00 <johninja> hows it going? john told me what you said about me, you're so nice =)
26:00 <Loof> sweet
26:00 <xm> but i havent touched C++ since 2005 though
26:00 <xm> what's going on
26:00 <Loof> it's going good mel thanks for asking :)
26:00 <xm> johninja referring to john
26:00 <xm> hah what?
26:00 <johninja> yeah
26:00 <johninja> I'm melanie/kelevra
27:00 <Loof> xm then there's cryengine as another alternative
27:00 <johninja> using his laptop cause my tablets flat and I forgot my charger in brisbane
27:00 <xm> oh right
27:00 <johninja> yup
27:00 <xm> so john is down in melb then?
27:00 <Serenity> you know theyre together yeah lol
27:00 <johninja> yeah
28:00 <Serenity> i wont say dating i hate that term
28:00 <xm> Loof: C++ as a language is OK. but it's fucking ugly sometimes with all those includes
28:00 <xm> although other languages have imports etc...the way includes look are just aesthetically off
28:00 <johninja> yeah johns my bitch
28:00 <xm> include <gaysex.h>
29:00 <xm> Serenity: no, i didnt know. i still dont even know who ShadowLurker is married to. i know it's one of the female perth ops
29:00 <Serenity> LOl are you serious
29:00 <xm> yes
29:00 <Serenity> youre .........
29:00 <johninja> lol
29:00 <xm> im leaning towards you
30:00 <Serenity> yeah..
30:00 <johninja> its the real johninja
30:00 <johninja> hey xm
30:00 <xm> ey johninja
30:00 <Serenity> i can never tell if xm is trolling me or no
30:00 <Serenity> t
31:00 <Serenity> im losing my touch
31:00 <xm> lol
31:00 <johninja> been did the old Sticks>Brissie>byron>nimbin>byron>brissie>gold coast>sydney>brissie>melbourne trip
31:00 <xm> not that people i know offline or online can either, even after 10+ years
31:00 <xm> where's Nimbin?
31:00 <johninja> northern nsw
31:00 <johninja> weed capital of aus
31:00 <xm> heard of it a few times
32:00 <xm> lol maybe htat's why
32:00 <johninja> xm told me this sweet story about his grandparents once, his grandma couldn't even speak english but they fell in love
32:00 <johninja> truns out...trolling
32:00 <johninja> i cried
32:00 <xm> floods in Sydney but it's never 'dry in Nimbin ;)
32:00 <johninja> lol
32:00 <xm> yeah, i cant help it
33:00 <Serenity> thats cold man
33:00 <Serenity> cold.
33:00 <xm> but after a while i let them know
33:00 <xm> billygoat fell for it too
33:00 <xm> so you're not alone
33:00 <Serenity> y u do dis
33:00 <xm> even some people ive met off here call me by the wrong name
34:00 <xm> dem lies cuz. big native dog act
35:00 <xm> dem lies cuz. big native title dog act
38:00 <Q{> supertight spray on yoga pants
38:00 <dudz> xm, rather than read what you've been saying, i'm just gonna come right out and ask you a favour, could i get an argument out of you?
38:00 <dudz> Serenity: please don't interupt me
38:00 <xm> ey dudzy matey
38:00 <xm> sure
38:00 <dudz> sweet thanks sir
39:00 <xm> let's argue about who has better relatives online
39:00 <xm> you or stebie
39:00 <dudz> ok
39:00 <Q{> better in what way?
39:00 <dudz> which one of us is for stebie?
39:00 <dudz> did you want to be pro stebie? i don't know much about that one
40:00 <xm> well dudz and stebs are normal, but steb's brother is a nut (entertaing one)
40:00 <xm> entertaining*
40:00 <dudz> does stebs bro sometimes just om stebs pc and start typing away while dribling from his mouth?
40:00 <Q{> stebie hardly ever say anything here
41:00 <xm> dudz, know his brother does it on his own machine
41:00 <dudz> oh ok
41:00 <ScarecrowMurderer> dudz is not normal
41:00 <ScarecrowMurderer> not even a little
42:00 <dudz> ScarecrowMurderer: interupting men is entirely rude, wait your turn
42:00 <ScarecrowMurderer> fuck you
42:00 <dudz> sorry about that xm, i've had a word with ScarecrowMurderer , it shouldn't happen again
43:00 <ScarecrowMurderer> LOL
43:00 <ScarecrowMurderer> blow it out ya ass
43:00 <ScarecrowMurderer> had a word
43:00 <dudz> he'll settle down soon, don't worry about him xm
44:00 <dudz> so i don't know we picked a very easy to argue abotu topic xm
44:00 <dudz> i do like the idea that people are nut
45:00 <Fez> King
45:00 <dudz> can that be me?
45:00 <Fez> Maybe
45:00 <Fez> U gunna reach out and grab it?
46:00 <dudz> narh
46:00 <Fez> Not u then
46:00 <dudz> kings have other people do things for them
47:00 <Fez> No
47:00 <Fez> Not aurther
47:00 <Fez> He had to get tgat sword by himself
47:00 <dudz> he'd get involved, like kevin rudd?
47:00 <dudz> oh
47:00 <Fez> Yea
47:00 <ScarecrowMurderer> what
48:00 <Fez> Similar
48:00 <dudz> still not your turn to speak yet ScarecrowMurderer 
48:00 <ScarecrowMurderer> stop stinking up my data buffers with your stench
48:00 <Fez> My tv guide is broken dudz
48:00 <Fez> It says the wrong thing is on
48:00 <Fez> Should i complain?
48:00 <dudz> one thing to learn ScarecrowMurderer , when i'm online, you just sit around and wait until i have finnished
49:00 <ScarecrowMurderer> one thing to learn dudz
49:00 <ScarecrowMurderer> youre a fuckhead
49:00 <dudz> clever
49:00 <Serenity> shut up dudz for gods sake
49:00 <dudz> Serenity: watch your tone
49:00 <ScarecrowMurderer> LOL
49:00 <Serenity> yeah no
49:00 <ScarecrowMurderer> cya dudz
49:00 <dudz> Serenity: i'd very much like to argue with you, i just don't know you well enough
50:00 <ScarecrowMurderer> haha
50:00 <ScarecrowMurderer> just leave dudz
50:00 <Q{> she rude, dont do it, dudz
50:00 <Serenity> im rude.. you're a spastic.. whatev
51:00 <Q{> and bad name calling
51:00 <Fez> Dudz
51:00 <ScarecrowMurderer> must be fuckwit hour
51:00 <Fez> Be nice
51:00 <ScarecrowMurderer> pez/dudz/Q
51:00 <ScarecrowMurderer> moron hattrick
51:00 <ScarecrowMurderer> lol pez
51:00 <Fez> Pez?
51:00 <ScarecrowMurderer> fez*
51:00 <Fez> Moron
51:00 <ScarecrowMurderer> inideed
52:00 <Fez> O your that guy
52:00 <ScarecrowMurderer> what guy
52:00 <Fez> Nm
52:00 <Serenity> nahh fez is alright
52:00 <Fez> Thanx serenity
53:00 <Serenity> any time champ
54:00 <Q{> yeh fez is alright
54:00 <Fez> Still want that pic of john lol
54:00 <dudz> Serenity: CannibalClown you don't both need to fight over me, there is enough of me to go around
55:00 <CannibalClown> noone wants you dudz
55:00 <Serenity> yes i want a pic of john in a bra
55:00 <Serenity> maybe even a bikini
55:00 <Fez> Tone it down dudz mate
55:00 <Fez> Mankini?
56:00 <Q{> paint on or tattoed?
56:00 <dudz> CannibalClown: i don't believe you
56:00 <Fez> I bet john has nice cleave
56:00 <CannibalClown> i dont care
56:00 <dudz> lies
56:00 <CannibalClown> youre insignificant opinion means nothing
56:00 <CannibalClown> your*
57:00 <Q{> thats CannibalClown with nothing to say and he says it
57:00 <Loof> cockdribble vs cuntdribble; which is worse?
57:00 <CannibalClown> Q.Q
57:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
57:00 <PietSAbabe> ffs do you ever stop being a fucking twit CannibalClown?
57:00 <Fez> Banter is amusing
57:00 <PietSAbabe> every fucking comment you have is always putting some fucker down
58:00 <PietSAbabe> just back off with ya shit, keep it to yaself
58:00 <Fez> Reminds me of primary school
58:00 <PietSAbabe> <-- raging
58:00 <dudz> yeah, i'm inocent, unworthy of such bantering
58:00 <CannibalClown> canter banter
58:00 <dudz> i just mind my own buisness PietSAbabe and CannibalClown just started attacking me
58:00 <CannibalClown> dudz you should crawl back into the hole you came out of
58:00 <PietSAbabe> dudz: i havent attacked you
58:00 <PietSAbabe> no reason to
58:00 <Fez> His mums vagina?
59:00 <Fez> Lol wut
59:00 <dudz> not you PietSAbabe , CannibalClown 
59:00 <CannibalClown> i dont care where it is
59:00 <CannibalClown> just go back to it
59:00 <dudz> why do you feel so thretend by me
59:00 <CannibalClown> whats PietSAbabe got to do with anything
59:00 <CannibalClown> lol threatened
59:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
59:00 <CannibalClown> mate
59:00 <Fez> Treat people how u wanna be treated
59:00 <Fez> Geez
59:00 <CannibalClown> you spelt annoyed wrong
59:00 <Fez> Anyways.
59:00 <Fez> .
00:00 <PietSAbabe> i im threatened
00:00 <Loof> treat other's cocks how you want yours to be treated
00:00 <PietSAbabe> with a stutter
00:00 <Q{> but he CannibalClown likes bondage stuff
00:00 <Q{> i dont
00:00 <CannibalClown> what
00:00 <Q{> u sound like u do
00:00 <CannibalClown> english do you speak it
01:00 <Loof> cocknibblers incorporated
01:00 <dudz> there's never anything worth saying anyway
02:00 <CannibalClown> well now that everyones sufficiently stirred
02:00 <CannibalClown> ima go back to work
02:00 <Fez> Who wants icecream?
02:00 <dudz> no thanks
02:00 <dudz> sipping me a cuppa
02:00 <dudz> need energy for arguing
02:00 <Fez> Oh
02:00 <Fez> Yea
03:00 <Fez> Tapping keys in anger right?
03:00 <dudz> narh not anger, paitence and calm well thought out key strokes
03:00 <Q{> remind me to get Loof some penis candies
03:00 <Q{> http://www.bachelorette.com/bacsnac.html
05:00 <Q{> http://media.theage.com.au/national/selections/bolivia-opens-worlds-highest-urban-cable-car-5334593.html
05:00 <Q{> public transport bolivian style
06:00 <Fez> Bachelorette? Wtf
06:00 <Fez> Slutterette
07:00 <Q{> hussy is the word now, slut is out of fashion now
08:00 <Q{> get on with the program man
08:00 <Fez> Oh yea
08:00 <Fez> Im aged
08:00 <Fez> Is that an in word? Aged!
09:00 <Fez> ?*
09:00 <Q{> it has 1 more character tho
09:00 <Q{> yeh its a word
09:00 <Fez> Is it trendy?
10:00 <Fez> I watched the game of thrones yester
10:00 <Q{> only for old ppl
10:00 <Q{> how was it
10:00 <Q{> was it good
10:00 <Fez> I saw breasts
11:00 <Q{> yeh i heard its known for nudity
11:00 <Q{> is it raunchy too?
11:00 <Fez> Sometimes
11:00 <Q{> from what i heard i think it be good
12:00 <Fez> I like it
12:00 <Q{> its much like avatar kind of thing too maybe
12:00 <Q{> warring tribes and stuff
12:00 <Fez> Mainly cuz harry potter isnt in it
13:00 <Q{> i skimmed a few paragraphs of harry potters
13:00 <Q{> its well researched, i think its good
13:00 <Fez> I never liked it
13:00 <Fez> Sif have a lightning bolt scar
13:00 <Fez> What a poof
13:00 <Fez> Lol
14:00 <Q{> oh there are ppl that survived lightning strikes
14:00 <Fez> He didnt though
15:00 <Fez> He survived an attack
15:00 <Q{> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Sullivan
15:00 <Q{> seven times
15:00 <Fez> Did he die?
16:00 <Q{> yeh from gunshot
16:00 <Fez> Lol
16:00 <Q{> shot himself for some reason
16:00 <dudz> thatll happen to me eventually if i keep with my attention seeking ways hey 
16:00 <Fez> To kill voldermort?
17:00 <Fez> Werent they linked by the same life force?
19:00 <Fez> Anyways
19:00 <Fez> If i wanted to know id watch the movies
19:00 <Fez> Or read the novels
20:00 <Q{> i probably not read another book for decards
20:00 <Q{> decades*
21:00 <dudz> ok so is windows 8.1 any good?
21:00 <dudz> i'll test it out in a few hrs anyway
21:00 <Q{> nope
21:00 <Fez> Youll like it dudz
21:00 <dudz> its any better than 8.0 though?
21:00 <dudz> thats what i'm using atm
22:00 <Q{> i installed win8 on native boot vhdx
22:00 <Q{> so i cannot upgrade to 8.1
22:00 <dudz> oh ok
22:00 <Fez> Im waiting for winX
22:00 <Fez> (10)
22:00 <Q{> u cannot upgrade it if u do native boot on vhdx
22:00 <dudz> whats vhdx?
23:00 <Q{> virtual disk format
23:00 <dudz> oh ok
23:00 <Q{> on my drive i got several os in vhdx file
23:00 <Q{> i select to boot
23:00 <dudz> whats the boot loader for that?
24:00 <Q{> thats a whole other specialty lol
24:00 <Q{> too much to know
24:00 <dudz> but you select which to boot from on pc boot time or you boot up somethign else first then load your virtual shit?
24:00 <PietSAbabe> ITS ADVENTURE TIIMMEE..
25:00 <Q{> yeh the bootloader supports native vhdx boot
25:00 <Q{> windows 7 ulimate support that
25:00 <dudz> what application is used for the bootloader is what i was wondering
26:00 <Q{> i can look it up
26:00 <dudz> this is your workstation pc hey
27:00 <Q{> its starts with bios which point to address on hard drive 
27:00 <Q{> yeh its the windows bootloader
28:00 <dudz> arh yep sweet
28:00 <Q{> u tell it which vhdx file to boot
28:00 <Fez> Is that helpful dudz?
28:00 <dudz> from within windows hey, then when you reboot it loads the vhdx file you chose?
28:00 <Q{> but if u do that, u cant upgrade to win8.1
28:00 <Q{> they decided not to support that
29:00 <Q{> it be good if they did
29:00 <dudz> but when yuo say upgrade, you mean you can't go from win8 -> win8.1 using the win8.1 upgrade option or you mean you just can't install win8.1 at all as a vhdx?
29:00 <Q{> if u instsall 1 hard drive, u just copy vhdx file of ur os to that drive
30:00 <Q{> so if ur os installed is corrupted u just delete that file
30:00 <dudz> yeah thats pretty cool
30:00 <dudz> sort of like snapshots hey
30:00 <Q{> yeh can do that too
30:00 <Q{> if 1 vhdx file stopped working
30:00 <Q{> u boot into another vhdx file
31:00 <dudz> store the vhdx files on a server hey
31:00 <Q{> then yeh can do that too
31:00 <Q{> can run everything on server
31:00 <dudz> what did you need to study to learn this stuff?
32:00 <Q{> and just use basic machine to connect to it
32:00 <Q{> so u see video of it
32:00 <Q{> so u dont need a massive super computer in ur room
33:00 <Q{> oh i boss spent 12k on me
33:00 <Q{> to do crash course
33:00 <dudz> pretty nice of him/her
33:00 <Q{> which i forgot already
33:00 <dudz> learnt stuff you didn't need to know for your job hey,
33:00 <Q{> did it all in 3months
33:00 <dudz> thats awesome
33:00 <Q{> got certified and everything
34:00 <dudz> have to do refresher course every 2yrs?
34:00 <Q{> yeh they update certification
34:00 <Q{> so u need to redo them to be qualified to work
34:00 <dudz> yeah, sweet
35:00 <Q{> not really
35:00 <Q{> its a headache
35:00 <dudz> but its funny though hey, you don't seam to even use any of that knowledge if you have forgotten it
35:00 <Q{> they test u
35:00 <Q{> and u have to remember too much
35:00 <Q{> like what page and paragraph of this book cover this topic
35:00 <Q{> lol
35:00 <Q{> jk
35:00 <dudz> bible study sounds like :)
36:00 <Q{> well they have huge volume of books
36:00 <Q{> and they can ask u anything
36:00 <Q{> and u have to know to answer correctly and pass exam
36:00 <dudz> i've always been worried about what i put in my mind
36:00 <Q{> and get certified and qualified
37:00 <Q{> where the boss dont want to fill his head with crap like that
37:00 <dudz> yeah, i'm more of a boss mentality, but no one respects me
37:00 <Q{> thats why he pay other ppl to do it
38:00 <dudz> no one respects me because i havn't done any work on my arms
38:00 <Q{> yeh
38:00 <Q{> coz no1 gave u the chance
38:00 <Q{> u can do all that
38:00 <Q{> and more
38:00 <dudz> people only respect you if you either take heaps of perscription drugs to be highly alert and psycho, or you develop your arms so that you have it over other people in either way.
39:00 <Q{> also coz they dont know u
39:00 <dudz> yep
39:00 <Q{> its more that they dont know u
39:00 <dudz> i take a very long time to get to know
39:00 <Q{> not really
40:00 <Q{> i know ur heart is pure
40:00 <dudz> bless <3
40:00 <dudz> i like peopel who think things liek that of me
40:00 <dudz> they are who to keep close
40:00 <Q{> which valuable currency in my book
41:00 <dudz> yep, i got a friend around the corner i caught up with the otherday, he says things like that about me
41:00 <dudz> i need to go over his house soon and help him repair it
41:00 <dudz> its like a construction site right now, sad to see 
42:00 <Q{> what happened
42:00 <dudz> he smokes alot of weed so has little motivation to do anything
42:00 <dudz> just the short time i was with him the otherday gave him motivation
42:00 <dudz> he began to start patching his wall up etc
42:00 <dudz> and we spoke about what tools he needs to get when he gets payed today
42:00 <dudz> i was gonna go with him to the hardware store to help him pickout shit and keep him motivated
42:00 <dudz> still will, just today i been fucked in the head
43:00 <Q{> yeh it helps to have someone to get u going
43:00 <dudz> specially when you smoke weed constantly
43:00 <Q{> once ur used to it u might like it
43:00 <Q{> and u end up doing more
43:00 <dudz> thats his biggest problem, he has a great heart though, just people take advantage of and use him
44:00 <Q{> it wouldnt be such a big effort and  motivation
44:00 <Q{> yeh thats the thing, gotta watch out for those ppl
44:00 <dudz> i'm glad though that he feels deeply for me and i dont want to ever ruin that, it helps me feel good about myself
45:00 <dudz> i've never done wrong by him and he knows it from all the yrs we've known each other
45:00 <dudz> other people are always doing things to get somethign from him
45:00 <Q{> also its coz it good and fun to do 
45:00 <Q{> and built something
45:00 <dudz> i just need to keep my head out of all the things he is interested in, cause i can't help him if i started back up with any of that
46:00 <dudz> we went bush walking for mushrooms the otherday, was good fun, but its not the right season atm
46:00 <Q{> oh well 
46:00 <Q{> can work on the house fast and get it over done quickly then lol
46:00 <dudz> hehe yeah
47:00 <dudz> it wouldn't take more than a week per room if we got stuck into it
47:00 <dudz> just to sand the floors back and shit
47:00 <dudz> get carpeters to lay new carpet, do something about the walls
48:00 <Q{> can be done fast if u have more ppl to help u
48:00 <dudz> one of my pals bro's lays carpet i think, 
48:00 <dudz> might link them together if its cheaper than his current quote
48:00 <Q{> u can consult with him and learn how to do it
49:00 <dudz> yeah i have had offers to work for him in the past, i just don't know him that well
49:00 <Q{> maybe one day u will need to carpet ur house too lol
49:00 <dudz> but that would be a good way to get to know him better
50:00 <Q{> yeh
50:00 <dudz> i just wanted to try avoid the geting treated like shit thing you get when you work for someone else
50:00 <Q{> it is amazing everywhere u look
50:00 <Q{> as far as the eyes can see, there are ppl
50:00 <CannibalClown> nope
51:00 <Q{> im invisible
51:00 <Q{> u cannot see me
51:00 <dudz> if i got to know him better first, i feel like he would treat me more appropriatly if i worked with him 
51:00 <Q{> im not here, i do not exist
51:00 <dudz> but eitherway, both ways would achieve the same thing
52:00 <Q{> yeh for sure
52:00 <Q{> the more time the better
52:00 <dudz> this guy with his house work to do, he offerd to pay me but i can't take money from him, my motivation to help him will be to make myself happy in see'ing his house restored back 
52:00 <dudz> i am not working now anyway so ig ot time
53:00 <Q{> dont see why not 
53:00 <dudz> money makes shit less fun imo
53:00 <Q{> just take what u think is reasonable for the work
53:00 <dudz> i dont want to do things out of obligation
54:00 <Q{> its work
54:00 <dudz> i mean i need to eventually but that will be different
54:00 <Q{> too
54:00 <dudz> i'll be working for someone i dont care about
54:00 <Q{> not do things out of obligation?
54:00 <Q{> thats rich lifestyle
55:00 <Q{> dont think ur that rich, u cant afford to do that
55:00 <dudz> i could live where i and how i am right now, and have been, 28 now, but i need to get out of this house
55:00 <Q{> u probably just need a holiday lol
55:00 <dudz> start learning some life shit
55:00 <Q{> after u been away for a while u will miss it
55:00 <Q{> and want to get back
56:00 <dudz> and want to do things differently hey
56:00 <Q{> and u will learn to cope to live with it for longer
56:00 <dudz> i kinda felt like that but it passed
56:00 <dudz> cause i lived elsewhere for 8months in 2012
56:00 <dudz> but i've slowly gone back into old habits, some have changed though from that
56:00 <dudz> i'm not as fat as i was back then, i go outside more, pay for more things myself
57:00 <Q{> going out more is important?
57:00 <dudz> i need to goto the skate store before it closes and get a new deck so i'm ready for tomorrow
57:00 <dudz> out as in, outside, not indoors all the time
58:00 <Q{> i'd do either if its productive
58:00 <Q{> and useful
59:00 <Q{> uve lived elsewhere and it didnt work out
00:00 <Q{> ur probably more wiser now and know what went wrong
00:00 <Q{> its kind of trial and error and pot luck too
02:00 <johninja> stand in the place where you were
02:00 <johninja> now face north
09:00 <ArabsUnited1976> asalam alakoum
09:00 <ArabsUnited1976> hi]
11:00 <DemonsRun> ArabsUnited1976: You've been ignored. You can stop pm'n me now
11:00 <ArabsUnited1976> ok devil worshipper
11:00 <ArabsUnited1976> go suck satans balls
12:00 <ArabsUnited1976> fuckin freak
12:00 <Fez> Arabsunited sounds butthurt
12:00 <Fez> Poor fella
13:00 <ArabsUnited1976> butthurt?  youre the one with hemmaroids
13:00 <[Maverick]> rofl 
13:00 <[Maverick]> jesus 
13:00 <[Maverick]> they are coming out of the woodwork today 
13:00 <Fez> I am?
13:00 <Fez> You know more about me than i do....
14:00 <Q{> \/me clenches his buttocks
14:00 <johninja> salam
14:00 <ArabsUnited1976> yeah  u forgot last night in the mens toilets already?
14:00 <Fez> How do you remember?
14:00 <johninja> allah doesn't aprove of homosexuals
14:00 <johninja> it's just not halal son
14:00 <ArabsUnited1976> that was me behind you
15:00 <Fez> So u fucked a man arab?
15:00 <johninja> is that better or worse than fucking a camel?
15:00 <johninja> i'm undecided
15:00 <Fez> Lol
16:00 <ArabsUnited1976> both were better than fucking your mum
16:00 <Fez> U admit to fucking men and camals?
17:00 <ArabsUnited1976> Fez,  get an anal swab done and you'll find my DNA on it
17:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVdHgD9DyyA&feature=kp 
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Buck 65 Out of Focus (Jul 26, 2011) 2:44 - Category: People and Blogs - 2,786 views - 18 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
17:00 <Fez> Lol. Poofter
18:00 <ArabsUnited1976> you enjoy it then call me a poofter?
18:00 <johninja> the ultimate insult
18:00 <ArabsUnited1976> i dont have a beard
19:00 <johninja> you got a pretty mouth boy x
19:00 <Fez> Wow arab. You really are thick
20:00 <ArabsUnited1976> yep  too thick for your lips to wrap around it huh Fez
20:00 <ArabsUnited1976> its ok,  i enjoyed you licking it
20:00 <johninja> i'll give ArabsUnited1976 stretchmarks on his cheeks
20:00 <Fez> A gay rapist...thats into beastiality
20:00 <johninja> break his jaw
20:00 <Fez> Admitted it all too
20:00 <ArabsUnited1976> sorry ninjaboy, im taken
21:00 <johninja> so he an't bite it
21:00 <johninja> like i give a fuck about that
21:00 <ArabsUnited1976> go find another arab to masturbate over
21:00 <Fez> He is married to his camals
21:00 <johninja> which cousin did you marry?
21:00 <johninja> 1st or 2nd?
21:00 <ArabsUnited1976> and if you cant,  stick to your dialy rectal olympics with your dad
21:00 <johninja> he's boring
22:00 <ArabsUnited1976> someones angry they cant suck me off
22:00 <johninja> i want to spray my man seed down your beared neck
22:00 <ArabsUnited1976> your dad will be doing all the swallowing
22:00 <Fez> Anyways..
22:00 <ArabsUnited1976> yes  anyways, where were we Fez
23:00 <Fez> Stop obsessing over me
23:00 <ArabsUnited1976> let the ninja continue his foreplay with his dad
23:00 <Fez> You cant have me ok
23:00 <ArabsUnited1976> ermmm  so wy did u let me sodomise u in the toilets?
24:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSTq-16j4B0 
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Buck 65 - Talking Fishing Blues (Jul 25, 2012) 3:06 - Category: Music - 849 views - 6 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
24:00 <ArabsUnited1976> we both enjyed it,  are u ashamed of admitting it in public?
24:00 <Fez> Demonsrun didnt speak to you now youre obsessing over me
24:00 <ArabsUnited1976> buck 65 are lame
24:00 <Fez> Its rather sad
25:00 <ArabsUnited1976> its not an obsession, its a relationship Fez
25:00 <ArabsUnited1976> u need to know the difference
25:00 <DemonsRun> Lol really?
25:00 <ArabsUnited1976> lets go out for an icecream later tonight Fez?
25:00 <Fez> Both parties need to like each other for it to be a relationship
26:00 <DemonsRun> Lies... 
26:00 <ArabsUnited1976> i like you and u like me
27:00 <Fez> Sorry. No
27:00 <Fez> Talk next time
27:00 <ArabsUnited1976> demonsrun,  what the fuck is it with that satanic nick
27:00 <johninja> under the bridge we'll make oput like bandits
27:00 <Fez> Youre boring me now
27:00 <ArabsUnited1976> on the phone Fez?
28:00 <ArabsUnited1976> will u call me?
28:00 <Q{> 76, john and fez got cup size b and a respectively
28:00 <Fez> Lol
29:00 <Fez> I do
29:00 <Q{> so try harder
29:00 <johninja> whats your # ArabsUnited1976
29:00 <johninja> hit me up
30:00 <Fez> Lol he pmd it to me
30:00 <Fez> If its real
30:00 <Fez> Aw
30:00 <Fez> Not enough numbers
30:00 <Fez> What a let down
31:00 <simba> not even 4:20 yet
31:00 <simba> Lᴇɢᴀʟɪᴢᴇ Gᴀʏ Wᴇᴇᴅʟᴇ
33:00 <johninja> lol
33:00 <johninja> some things never change
33:00 <Fez> Arab i have also put u on ignore. Good day sir
33:00 <johninja> arab can eat a jumbosized bag of dicks
33:00 <Serenity>  who is this joker
34:00 <Fez> If he likes
34:00 <Fez> Im over it now
35:00 <ArabsUnited1976> want my number- call 1223, ask for ahmed. He's my brother who works in a call centre then he'll put u on to me
36:00 <ArabsUnited1976> mmm Fez,  only dick ill be eating is yours
38:00 <dudz> right!
38:00 <ArabsUnited1976> Arab POWER!!!
38:00 <Q{> someone actually invent method to harness electricity from kids kicking balls lol
38:00 <dudz> so if we all just come together and hold hands and form a circle around the earth, then we can pump high voltage current through us all and the human problem will resolve its self this way.
39:00 <ArabsUnited1976> i got no idea what your talking about
39:00 <Fez> Come together like an orgy
39:00 <Fez> Hey?
39:00 <dudz> nope
39:00 <Fez> Oh
39:00 <dudz> just hand hold to give the electricity somewhere to pass
40:00 <Fez> I pass electricity through my tv
40:00 <dudz> not me
40:00 <dudz> don't believe in tv's
40:00 <Q{> man who invented orgasmatron only managed $6m to continue his research
40:00 <Fez> Tvs can be pc monitors
40:00 <dudz> btw fez, i'm eating chicken nuggets
40:00 <Q{> orgasmatron is device connected to brain that trigger orgasm
40:00 <Fez> Yuck
40:00 <ArabsUnited1976> chicken maggots or nuggets
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> Whats a good movie to watch
41:00 <Fez> Thats all the left over chicken bits they cant use
41:00 <dudz> i'm out of date with movies
41:00 <dudz> yeah, i'm eating chicken toenail clippings
41:00 <Q{> what about 'priest'?
41:00 <Fez> Go on a date to a movie and keep up
41:00 <Q{> i only saw the title
41:00 <ArabsUnited1976> watch Blackfish
42:00 <Fez> Is noah out yet?
42:00 <ArabsUnited1976> why watch fictional crap like that
42:00 <ArabsUnited1976> id rather watch a true story or reality film like blackfish
42:00 <dudz> to gain a deeper understanding on how fucked up people are
42:00 <Q{> 3mins of play generate 3hrs of electric light lmao
43:00 <Q{> 15mins of play*
43:00 <dudz> Q incase you wonderd why i'm happy, its because i just got back from the skateboard shop
43:00 <Q{> lol how much have spent on it
43:00 <dudz> $54aud
43:00 <Q{> u been recording total u spend in ur life time
44:00 <dudz> nope, i've spent a few grand i guess
44:00 <dudz> i got a stack of like 15decks from last yr 
44:00 <Q{> prolly same amount as gym fee lol
44:00 <dudz> yeah but gym's arn't functional
44:00 <dudz> youg ain no skill
45:00 <dudz> i'd rather do something that has purpose other than just looking like you do things so your wife can cum on your face
46:00 <Fez> Chicks fake that
46:00 <Q{> lol
47:00 <Fez> Not all
47:00 <Q{> good point fez
47:00 <Fez> Butsome
47:00 <dudz> i don't care abotu people i don't know
47:00 <Q{> i fake too some times
47:00 <Q{> >:D
48:00 <Fez> Faker
48:00 <johninja> dudz cares about me
48:00 <dudz> i do
48:00 <Fez> Johns a nice chap
48:00 <dudz> yep
48:00 <dudz> johns heart is good
49:00 <Fez> Hope its healthy too
49:00 <dudz> hope's good yeah
49:00 <dudz> i'm gonna grab a can of cola
49:00 <ArabsUnited1976> its not healthy after i put ratsack in his coffee
49:00 <ArabsUnited1976> hahaha
49:00 <dudz> just ate 6nuggets and a plain hamburger with chilli sauce
49:00 <johninja> nice
49:00 <dudz> ArabsUnited1976: you wouldn't do that
49:00 <johninja> i'm happy drunk
49:00 <ArabsUnited1976> Fez,  im getting jealous, can u say u love me
50:00 <dudz> i'd put that past you ArabsUnited1976 
50:00 <johninja> everything is beautiful etc
50:00 <ArabsUnited1976> i havent been able to get aroused lately
51:00 <ArabsUnited1976> even by looking at porn
51:00 <Fez> You got goggles on john?
51:00 <dudz> got that can i typed about now peers
51:00 <johninja> nah
52:00 <johninja> my gf was stunning before i got druk
52:00 <Fez> Yay
59:00 <NoNeed4Lube> slide inside
59:00 <NoNeed4Lube> puzzling dumbfucks like a rubix cube
59:00 <NoNeed4Lube> it's not my hat he chewed
00:00 <dudz> right
00:00 <NoNeed4Lube> it's a stakeout
00:00 <NoNeed4Lube> order the food takeout
00:00 <dudz> i'll just continue to sip my can of cola
00:00 <NoNeed4Lube> straight to the hoop
00:00 <dudz> doing indepth ay
00:00 <NoNeed4Lube> word
01:00 <dudz> np: darktrance - pressimum
01:00 <dudz> *pessimum
02:00 <JimHelwig> `seen johninja
02:00 <ShamWOW> dab acroid glitcher
02:00 <prowl> JimHelwig, I found 5 matches to your query: NoNeed4Lube, ShamWOW, johninja, Fernlea, johninja1. NoNeed4Lube ([email protected]) was last seen changing his/her nick to ShamWOW on #sydney 54 seconds ago (09.04. 17:01). ShamWOW is still there.
02:00 <ShamWOW> lol
02:00 <ShamWOW> hi
02:00 <JimHelwig> ShamWOW
02:00 <ShamWOW> whats up matty?
03:00 <JimHelwig> ShamWOW, we are so close now that you are in Melbourne we must meet soon.
03:00 <ShamWOW> you wish
03:00 <ShamWOW> what can you do for me?
03:00 <ShamWOW> i crtainly don't like you
04:00 <JimHelwig> You would like the real me ShamWOW
04:00 <JimHelwig> I'm not Matty
04:00 <JimHelwig> I'm a suprise for you
04:00 <ShamWOW> don't lie to me matty
04:00 <JimHelwig> Bring Mels also
04:00 <ShamWOW> nah
04:00 <JimHelwig> And the baby.
04:00 <ShamWOW> like i would let you near my kids
04:00 <ShamWOW> lol
04:00 <ShamWOW> you are as bad as picard
05:00 <JimHelwig> ShamWOW, is it true that the reason you were so eager to adopt the child as your own is because you shoot blanks and acannot have your own?
05:00 <JimHelwig> is there any truth to this?
05:00 <JimHelwig> I have heard this from numerous sources.
05:00 <ShamWOW> you have a lot of dick in your ear
05:00 <ShamWOW> fuck what you heard
05:00 <ShamWOW> i guess we'll see matty
05:00 <ShamWOW> maybe i do
05:00 <JimHelwig> Oh like that is it?
05:00 <ShamWOW> maybe i don't
06:00 <JimHelwig> ShamWOW, do you like it in Melbourne?
06:00 <JimHelwig> The Springvale / Glen Waverly area?
06:00 <ShamWOW> nah the rain is shit
06:00 <JimHelwig> Springvale Road is a mofo in peak hour
06:00 <JimHelwig> But then again most are
06:00 <JimHelwig> I just have this grudge against springvale road
06:00 <ShamWOW> ok
06:00 <JimHelwig> kind of the like the grudge you have against me
07:00 <ShamWOW> i just don't like you man
07:00 <JimHelwig> ShamWOW are you planning on living here full time?
07:00 <ShamWOW> i have no intentions of meeting you
07:00 <ShamWOW> unless you can do something for me
07:00 <ShamWOW> you are an aquantence
07:00 <ShamWOW> not a friend
07:00 <partay> JimHelwig: I heard you like the taste of cock 
08:00 <dudz> text
08:00 <JimHelwig> nice one partay
08:00 <ShamWOW> i guess that isn't any of your business
08:00 <ShamWOW> i don't understand your obsession with me
08:00 <JimHelwig> ShamWOW, I'd suggest you are looking to stay here for good now
08:00 <ShamWOW> there are like 600 chatters or some shit here
08:00 <JimHelwig> ShamWOW you are a character
08:00 <ShamWOW> i see
08:00 <ShamWOW> i'm special
08:00 <JimHelwig> you are an interesting person
09:00 <JimHelwig> I'm intrigued as to how you work
09:00 <ShamWOW> :)
09:00 <JimHelwig> I see that you are mostly staying off the booze
09:00 <JimHelwig> I have not seen a single johninja rant and rave as of late
09:00 <ShamWOW> you see what i want you to see
09:00 <JimHelwig> usually you are crying about all this shit
09:00 <ShamWOW> as always
09:00 <ShamWOW> puppet
09:00 <JimHelwig> Truth^Hurtz
09:00 <JimHelwig> rofl
09:00 <ShamWOW> ]don't pretend you understand my ninja ways
09:00 <ShamWOW> have you not heard of the drunken style?
09:00 <partay> JimHelwig: Dude you are a shitbag 
10:00 <JimHelwig> ShamWOW, I am learning of the great johninja as we speak
10:00 <JimHelwig> I am your student
10:00 <JimHelwig> but remember johninja
10:00 <ShamWOW> you have much to learn young jedi
10:00 <JimHelwig> Someday the student will surpass the mentor
10:00 <ShamWOW> perhaps
10:00 <ShamWOW> if he is good enough
10:00 <ShamWOW> i shall be proud that day
10:00 <JimHelwig> I will me the new johninja
11:00 <JimHelwig> I shall upload several pictures of my penis
11:00 <JimHelwig> I shall pick up net whore after net whore
11:00 <partay> Tiny pics 
11:00 <JimHelwig> Then find 'the one'
11:00 <TheRon> we have net whores?
11:00 <JimHelwig> adopt a bastard child
11:00 <ShamWOW> lol
11:00 <JimHelwig> and continue my crusade as the one and only johninja
11:00 <ShamWOW> i doubt you are man enough matty
11:00 <ShamWOW> i guess you deserve a chance though
12:00 <dudz> don't feel for him sham, 
12:00 <ShamWOW> i shall set you a challenge
12:00 <ShamWOW> finf me an ounce of weed and meet me at 7/11
12:00 <dudz> save feelings for the deserving
12:00 <ShamWOW> if you pass this challenge i will accept you as my pupil
12:00 <TheRon> yed obiwan
13:00 <partay> JimHelwig: And suck johninjas cock 
13:00 <ShamWOW> :)
14:00 <JimHelwig> ShamWOW what of this challenge?
14:00 <JimHelwig> What needs to be done great johninja?
15:00 <dudz> i might aswell fire the air compressor up while i'm at it, do some dusting
15:00 <TheRon> ian cooks another roast chicken
15:00 <dudz> backed up my desktop machine, ready for a fresh re-install
15:00 <TheRon> go around to his place, thats what you'd see
16:00 <TheRon> he didn't even realise the cameras were on and he was cooking another roast chicken
16:00 <TheRon> he pops them like malteasers that bloke
18:00 <TheRon> when does the world cup start??
19:00 <dudz> never heard of it
19:00 <TheRon> in rio?
20:00 <TheRon> i've seen the itinerary, the aussies are expected home by friday in the first week
21:00 <JimHelwig> ShamWOW
23:00 <TheRon> boobs they're magical
23:00 <partay> Funbags 
24:00 <TheRon> love pillows
25:00 <partay> I'm blessed my gf has a sensational looking rack 
25:00 <TheRon> when you're finished do you reckon i could have a go??
26:00 <partay> Big shoes to fill 
26:00 <TheRon> i bet
27:00 <partay> But sure 
28:00 <TheRon> you're a good egg
31:00 <TheRon> how about this rain
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I know 
35:00 <ShamWOW> +
35:00 <Bastardly_One> has it stopped raining at all in the last 2 days?
35:00 <French_Montana> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpaq4mHnpmY
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Compton Menace ft. Wiz Khalifa and The Game - Ain't No Changing Me (Remix) (HQ w/ DL Link) (Mar 10, 2013) 4:04 - Category: Music - 113,056 views - 793 likes (98.5%), 12 dislikes (1.5%)
35:00 <TheRon> nope
37:00 <French_Montana> mc kerser 
37:00 <TheRon>  i hate mc's
37:00 <TheRon> the only mc i like is mc hammer
37:00 <KERSER> lol theron 
38:00 <KERSER> is evryone still at work 
43:00 <TheRon> anybody seen any chicks with hard nipples today?
43:00 <_KeRSeR_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB979KMd6h4
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Compton Menace - Streets ft. Mistah Fab (Aug 26, 2013) 4:00 - Category: Music - 7,099 views - 57 likes (96.6%), 2 dislikes (3.4%)
43:00 <_KeRSeR_> why is it perky out 
43:00 <TheRon> a bit cold yeah
44:00 <_KeRSeR_> perky nipples 
44:00 <ShamWOW> fuck yo couch nigga
45:00 <TheRon> he's rick ja,es bitch
45:00 <JimHelwig> Rick_James, since you have a steady gf and a baby to look after, you will be getting a job yes?
46:00 <Rick_James> that is on a need to know basis matty
48:00 <TheRon> i love charlie murphy stories
49:00 <Rick_James> perhaps when you pass the challeges i have in place for you, i will accept you as a freind and share such details with you matty
49:00 <Rick_James> for ow you are less than a pawn on my board
50:00 <TheRon> this is the greatest and best song in the world tribute
50:00 <_KeRSeR_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QC23yoFiJU
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Compton Menace - Ain't My Fault ft. Birdman (Aug 26, 2013) 3:58 - Category: Music - 18,234 views - 99 likes (95.2%), 5 dislikes (4.8%)
50:00 <_KeRSeR_> kick ass track 
53:00 <JimHelwig> Rick_James, you know Melbourne is dry right now yes?
53:00 <TheRon> any plave being dry scares the shit out of me
54:00 <JimHelwig> Gippsland is where it's at
14:00 <Rick_James> for you perhaps JimHelwig
14:00 <Rick_James> you need better sources it seems
16:00 <Rick_James> are you saying you can't even pass my first challenge?
16:00 <Rick_James> tsk tsk
16:00 <Rick_James> i guess you are nothing more than you seem
16:00 <Rick_James> a sad lonely loser with no mates
16:00 <Rick_James> you had one chance to impress me and you failed spectacularily
17:00 <Pyro-> is that even a word?
17:00 <Rick_James> it is now
17:00 <Compton_Menace> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QC23yoFiJU
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Compton Menace - Ain't My Fault ft. Birdman (Aug 26, 2013) 3:58 - Category: Music - 18,235 views - 99 likes (95.2%), 5 dislikes (4.8%)
18:00 <Pyro-> i don't believe it
18:00 <Rick_James> i prefer birdmans old work
18:00 <Rick_James> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60d3NhEXaI
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: An Yao - G-Line feat b1rd (DSP Gangstah Remix) (Oct 3, 2011) 3:34 - Category: Music - 149 views - 1 likes (50%), 1 dislikes (50%)
22:00 <Rick_James> you're so gay and you don't even like boys
23:00 <Rick_James> you're so sad you should buy a happy meal
23:00 <Rick_James> i can't beleive i fell in love with someone who wears makeup
23:00 <Rick_James> fakeup now funk da system
23:00 <Rick_James> doc da spot
23:00 <Rick_James> stop drop roll and listen
24:00 <Rick_James> set fire to your whole system
24:00 <Rick_James> call me Pyro-
24:00 <Rick_James> stab you in the eye with a fuckin biro
24:00 <Rick_James> bic special bitch
24:00 <Rick_James> click click
25:00 <JimHelwig> Rick_James where is Mels?
26:00 <Pieter> You all excite me :)
26:00 <Rick_James> she is satisfying me
26:00 <Rick_James> tell your mum i said sorry
26:00 <Rick_James> i moved on man
26:00 <JimHelwig> Rick_James you seem to be online for a lot for someone with a gf and baby
26:00 <JimHelwig> perhaps you should invest your time in them
26:00 <JimHelwig> instead of making a fool of yourself on here
27:00 <JimHelwig> I'm going to make a deal with you this time Rick_James
27:00 <JimHelwig> I am going to begin with tormenting you again unless you leave here, get a job and look after Mels and the baby
29:00 <Rick_James> matty you would know little about having a gf
30:00 <Compton_Menace> fener bafche 
30:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
30:00 <Rick_James> and i doubt you will ever have the responsibility to raise children or the capability
30:00 <DemonsRun> Love the topic
30:00 <Rick_James> so your comments are void
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> I have a daughter and I am on here
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> Does that make me a bad dad?
35:00 <Serenity> youre not allowed to do anything other than stand by and watch your children when you have them
35:00 <Serenity> even when theyre asleep
35:00 <Serenity> no internet you must watch them sleep
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh ok
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bbl need to wlk to exs house
35:00 <Serenity> and if theyre at school you must stand by the gate until schools over dont even THINK about using the internet
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fuck
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> I just thought about it
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> I really am a bad dad
36:00 <Serenity> its ok everyone is when you go by irc standards
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh good
38:00 <Rick_James> lol
39:00 <Rick_James> yeah because i didn't just give her a bath half an hour ago
39:00 <Rick_James> and make a bottle like 2 minutes ago
39:00 <Fez> Rick james bitch'
39:00 <Rick_James> i'm shit 
39:00 <Rick_James> word
39:00 <Fez> Lol had to be said
40:00 <DemonsRun> That makes you a bad dad?
40:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck I'm a horrible mother
40:00 <Rick_James> makes you wonder how the human race even evolved
41:00 <Rick_James> our babies would all be dead
41:00 <Rick_James> apparently
41:00 <DemonsRun> Ikr
42:00 <DemonsRun> Smoke & beer time
42:00 <Serenity> my kids are playing xbox and dont want to share with me
42:00 <Serenity> im shit house
44:00 <DemonsRun> My kids watching tv eating fish & chips
44:00 <DemonsRun> What's wrong with us? Lol
44:00 <Serenity> WORST PARENTS
44:00 <DemonsRun> Call DHa
44:00 <DemonsRun> DHS*
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> My daughter is with her mum
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> What the fuck is wrong with me
46:00 <[Mavericko]> you're sooking about a situation you could fix 
46:00 <Maurice> My kids are on ipods and laptop waiting for pizza
46:00 <[Mavericko]> that's what the fuck is wrong with you 
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> How could I fix it?
47:00 <DemonsRun> Lol'ing
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its not my week with her
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> Even thiugh I have had her the last 2 days
48:00 <Drunkard> howdy
49:00 <DemonsRun> Bbl <3
52:00 <Serenity> man everyones got take away
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> I cooked a bbq
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> Steak an sausages
52:00 <[Mavericko]> I have some takeaway for you 
52:00 <Serenity> now i want fucken bbq
52:00 <Fez> I got hotdogs
53:00 <[Mavericko]> that's just pure filth [Mavericko] 
53:00 <Serenity> yhahaha
53:00 <Serenity> it was
54:00 <simba> yhahaha
54:00 <Serenity> shut up simba
54:00 <simba> ur mom
55:00 <Serenity> i dont have a mom
55:00 <Serenity> i have a mum tho
55:00 <simba> u
56:00 <Serenity> lol
05:00 <Fez> Dudz
05:00 <dudz> so whoes up for geting told that they arn't good at what they do as a profesion?
05:00 <dudz> oh hey fez
06:00 <Fez> No greeting
06:00 <dudz> woops
06:00 <dudz> fez
06:00 <dudz> just attached me some grip on me new 8.0inch
06:00 <Fez> Thats acceptable
06:00 <Fez> Thats long
06:00 <dudz> gonna detruck bolt then retruck bolts
07:00 <dudz> anyone wanna watch me sit and swap decks?
07:00 <dudz> it'll be boring as fuck
07:00 <dudz> interest?
08:00 <dudz> ok so i'm doing that now, 
08:00 <Fez> Nil
08:00 <dudz> i'll do it on my own
08:00 <dudz> brain stimulants, like cola
19:00 <Fez> Hi
28:00 <couleurs> F*ck L*fe
29:00 <Compton_Menace> c
29:00 <Compton_Menace> wos blood 
29:00 <Compton_Menace> wos up blood
34:00 <Lumeah> whats up bud?
35:00 <couleurs> u
36:00 <Lumeah> v
37:00 <Fez> Lollipops
38:00 <Rick_James> hi couleurs
39:00 <Lumeah> chocolates
39:00 <Lumeah> hi z!
39:00 <Fez> Gummi bears
39:00 <couleurs> hi
39:00 <johninja> hows life?
40:00 <couleurs> BAD
40:00 <couleurs> bvb lost :'(
42:00 <couleurs> they should've won
42:00 <couleurs> F*ck L*fe
43:00 <couleurs> http://gfycat.com/LoathsomeIdealElephantseal
43:00 <johninja> who dey play?
43:00 <couleurs> are you fucking kidding me
43:00 <couleurs> REAL again
43:00 <johninja> ah
43:00 <johninja> Fake Madrid
43:00 <couleurs> open gole
43:00 <couleurs> match of the tournament
44:00 <couleurs> bvb owned
44:00 <couleurs> HIT THE POST LIKE 4 TIMES
44:00 <johninja> classic bvb
44:00 <johninja> lewo
44:00 <johninja> ?
44:00 <couleurs> yeah he hit it once
44:00 <johninja> he is one of the most inconsistent finishers 
44:00 <couleurs> macky hit it twice
44:00 <johninja> CHOKE
45:00 <johninja> yeah man
45:00 <couleurs> reus hit 2 gole
45:00 <johninja> they have the same problem as arsenal
45:00 <johninja> play spectacular football
45:00 <johninja> just can't find the net when it counts
45:00 <couleurs> w/eves arsenal are shit
46:00 <couleurs> everton beat them 3-0
46:00 <couleurs> EVERTON
46:00 <johninja> lol
46:00 <johninja> MARTINEZPOWA
46:00 <couleurs> arsenal are over
46:00 <johninja> pool
46:00 <johninja> i hope they smash it
46:00 <couleurs> bvb played the best club team in the world
46:00 <couleurs> thank u
46:00 <johninja> havn't seen much for ages
46:00 <johninja> been too busy having a gf etc
47:00 <couleurs> fag
47:00 <couleurs> i can tell
47:00 <couleurs> you just compared bvb to arsenal.........
47:00 <johninja> she just said "i hope we never get into a fight john because i would own you"
47:00 <johninja> lol
47:00 <johninja> i called her on it
47:00 <johninja> and yeh...
47:00 <johninja> not like i want to fight her
47:00 <johninja> don't want to be intimidated by my gf tho
47:00 <johninja> i'm 6'5 110
47:00 <couleurs> WISH MY 1 WOULD IRC OMG IT WOULD BE THE BEST
48:00 <couleurs> not
48:00 <johninja> would be even more in love if she pwnd me tbh
48:00 <couleurs> PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
48:00 <couleurs> where's simba jesus he hasn't said a word in like a week
48:00 <johninja> he's been masterbating a lot
48:00 <johninja> i'm thinking about an intervention
49:00 <Serenity> i kidnapped simba
49:00 <doctor> probably can't get any of his chatter fuel
49:00 <johninja> lost his mojo
49:00 <johninja> Serenity probbs stole i
49:00 <johninja> has happened to me b4
50:00 <doctor> yeah mine comes and goes
50:00 <doctor> not as potent as it used to be
50:00 <johninja> yeh
50:00 <johninja> i'm getting old
50:00 <Serenity> if i stop chatting.. shads has had me killed
50:00 <johninja> lol
51:00 <Serenity> apparently hes having my car bombed
51:00 <Serenity> im kinda sad about that i like my car
51:00 <doctor> never nice to be told you're going to have your car blown up
51:00 <doctor> that's just poor communication
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Shads still going?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> that's seriously the problem with this network ... people don't move on 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm slowly working that out 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm used to saying my piece and moving on 
53:00 <doctor> i find it's easier to just let things slide
54:00 <Bastardly_One> merely saying I don't see the point
55:00 <ZeroDistance> hey lume
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember when I first got back here some random had logs of me from over a decade ago
55:00 <Bastardly_One> like ... wtf?
55:00 <doctor> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> oh dear
56:00 <Bastardly_One> semen is gonna be a mess tonight
56:00 <Bastardly_One> the Ultimate Warrior died
56:00 <Lumeah> hey zzzz!!
56:00 <[Mavericko]> Hey Bastardly_One.... 
57:00 <Lumeah> omg are you serious!
57:00 <[Mavericko]> when are you going to stop gossiping to people 
57:00 <ZeroDistance> :P :P
57:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> what are you on about now you stupid cunt
57:00 <ZeroDistance> gossip gurrl
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah Lumeah 
57:00 <ZeroDistance> shut it Grandfather Grimes
57:00 <[Mavericko]> lol, it's amazing what people have told me. 
57:00 <[Mavericko]> and pasted to me 
57:00 <[Mavericko]> you say you are moving on 
58:00 <[Mavericko]> but people have been complaining about you bitching 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> is it now? ... I see it's you still going right now 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> not I
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yap yap yap yap
58:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up and move along
58:00 <Bastardly_One> it's nothing but boring 
58:00 <[Mavericko]> [09:04][17:52:39:pm] <Bastardly_One> that's seriously the problem with this network ... people don't move on 
58:00 <[Mavericko]> you haven't moved on though 
58:00 <[Mavericko]> you are still carrying on in pm to people 
59:00 <ZeroDistance> it's not the network, your nose ring is fucking all this up
59:00 <Bastardly_One> unless you're getting made up bullshit keep making your own story up as you go along
59:00 <[Mavericko]> haha 
59:00 <[Mavericko]> B 
59:00 <ZeroDistance> I want to just rip it out ffs
59:00 <[Mavericko]> o 
59:00 <[Mavericko]> n
59:00 <[Mavericko]> S
59:00 <[Mavericko]> c
59:00 <[Mavericko]> ott
59:00 <Bastardly_One> not going anywhere because a fuckwit like you wants me to 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> bit hard for you to understand it seems
59:00 <[Mavericko]> you are missing the point. 
59:00 <[Mavericko]> :P 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> no
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you are missing the point
00:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up, move on ... 
00:00 <[Mavericko]> there would be no hate, if you didn't keep bitching to everyone 
00:00 <[Mavericko]> LOL 
00:00 <[Mavericko]> take your fucking own advice you fucking slug 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> then if there is nothing to talk about there will be no bitching will there? ... that you claim but can't back up
00:00 <[Mavericko]> Why are you trying to get people banned from other channels? 
00:00 <[Mavericko]> like a snake 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> we talked about that yesterday
00:00 <[Mavericko]> going to person to person 
01:00 <[Mavericko]> trying to ban someone 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a stir kick dickhead ... actually 
01:00 <[Mavericko]> LOL 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm high enough in that channel to do what I want 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> so if I really wanted to 
01:00 <ZeroDistance> I'm not going out with you!
01:00 <Bastardly_One> think I wouldn't of?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm honestly not that malicious
01:00 <[Mavericko]> only a 100? 
01:00 <ZeroDistance> Picard and Bastardly_One are a match made in hell
01:00 <Bastardly_One> 190 actually 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah 
01:00 <[Mavericko]> haha 
02:00 <Serenity> PIGGY
02:00 <Bastardly_One> point is I could of ... are you serious?
02:00 <[Mavericko]> :P 
02:00 <ZeroDistance> point is I had a srsly long wank before
02:00 <Serenity> lol josh!
02:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I might kick someone being a dick but malicious banning is like ... 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> semen retarded
03:00 <Bastardly_One> watch
03:00 <Serenity> where the fucks dematerialised
04:00 <Serenity> i just got the first season of GOT
04:00 <Serenity> better be good cunt face
04:00 <ZeroDistance> NEVER GO FULL RETARD 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> see?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> called being a dick
05:00 <ZeroDistance> mmm my dick, larger than the Chargers, THE WHOLE TEAM! You shit look like you're fourteen.
05:00 <ZeroDistance> Bastardly_One you got those old dirty balls like in Big Daddy ey
06:00 <Bastardly_One> shit yes
06:00 <Bastardly_One> tuck 'em into my socks
06:00 <ZeroDistance> werd
07:00 <Serenity> [Mavericko] dinners nearly ready hurry up ffs
07:00 <[Mavericko]> ok
07:00 <ZeroDistance>  <[Mavericko]> :P  i made ZeroDistance dinner <3
07:00 <ZeroDistance> fanx baebz
07:00 <[Mavericko]> lol
08:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
08:00 <Serenity> PISS OFF HES COMING HERE
08:00 <[Mavericko]> in more ways than one 
08:00 <Serenity> ;)
08:00 <[Mavericko]> train and bus 
08:00 <[Mavericko]> :P 
09:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
09:00 <Serenity> i just took a duck face selfie
09:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1978650_696201510436801_4180625230301781765_n.jpg
09:00 <Bastardly_One> digusting ... could wait until you get to her place
09:00 <Bastardly_One> *disgusting
10:00 <ZeroDistance> nah you gotta jerk your penis nice for a couple hours b4 you have sex
10:00 <norti> lolololol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> on the bus and the train though?
10:00 <[Mavericko]> nah saving it for her chin
10:00 <[Mavericko]> and hair 
11:00 <[Mavericko]> cause I am a cunt like that 
11:00 <Serenity> you know i like it you wanker
12:00 <ZeroDistance> lo
12:00 <norti> lololol
12:00 <[Mavericko]> Dreadlock Holiday (DELUXE) 
13:00 <Serenity> what
14:00 <ZeroDistance> I feel like cooking rice
14:00 <ZeroDistance> but cbf
15:00 <ZeroDistance> oh great now I will lol!
15:00 <Serenity> im cooking mash
15:00 <ZeroDistance> yummmmmmmmmmm
27:00 <ZeroDistance> wb babe
27:00 <ZeroDistance> hi lil_mellie u r rockin sexy huh
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the "x-box games" on Windows
27:00 <Bastardly_One> what a joke
32:00 <gir> <Bastardly_One> lol @ the "x-box games" on Windows
32:00 <gir> why a joke? 
35:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
36:00 <ZeroDistance> no shit, what a comment
36:00 <ZeroDistance> GIGGLE GUTS
36:00 <ZeroDistance> what's shit Bastardly_One
37:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
37:00 <Bastardly_One> they're absolute shit
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and not "xbox games" at all
37:00 <Bastardly_One> go look in the windows store
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I got bored I guess
37:00 <gir> well considering they are ported to PC by Microsoft... 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> so looking around the eye candy of windoze 8
38:00 <Bastardly_One> no no no ... I mean they're not xbox titles really
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Solitare Collection for instance?
39:00 <gir> must be a reason they class them as xbox games though 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, that's on the xbox ... not
40:00 <Bastardly_One> xbox windows games
40:00 <Bastardly_One> so in other words
40:00 <Bastardly_One> shit microsoft game apps
40:00 <ZeroDistance> AREA 51 shit bro
40:00 <Bastardly_One> how rude is that?
40:00 <ZeroDistance> Project Spark is a great app
40:00 <lil_mellie> not rockin sexy haha
40:00 <ZeroDistance> lols lil_mellie
40:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, so you know what I mean then Pandas
41:00 <ZeroDistance> yer, I'm only a fan of apps on xbox console
41:00 <ZeroDistance> like Crackle, free movies
41:00 <Bastardly_One> just sayin' man 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> never really given myself a tour of windows 8 yet
41:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't been *that* bored
42:00 <Bastardly_One> until now
42:00 <ZeroDistance> I've got win7
42:00 <Bastardly_One> stick with it ... trust me
42:00 <ZeroDistance> mate helped me fix my laptop a bit yesterday, was hopin to come round n fix it up brand new today lol
42:00 <ZeroDistance> yer
42:00 <gir> the only time Bastardly_One is going to be hot... is when he is getting cremated 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got an asus A52F for sale
43:00 <ZeroDistance> i wonder if dan murphys has Buffalo whiskey
43:00 <Bastardly_One> smells like bong water though
43:00 <ZeroDistance> tastes so good
44:00 <gir> ooomp
44:00 <gir> ! 
44:00 <ooomp> What
44:00 <ooomp> !
44:00 <gir> HAIII 
45:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!
45:00 <ooomp> Oh gawd
46:00 <couleurs> :)
47:00 <ooomp> couleurs likes big butts
47:00 <ooomp> Mav
48:00 <ooomp> I thought of you today
49:00 <ZeroDistance> whats ur address, maybe ill come over tomorrow *wink*
50:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn smells like wet dog in here :/
50:00 <ooomp> This isn't some soap opera ZeroDistance
50:00 <ZeroDistance> UR A SOAP OPERA
51:00 <ooomp> Like a human
51:00 <ooomp> Ask slower
51:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah but them perky titties
51:00 <gir> :o 
52:00 <gir> you thought of me 
52:00 <gir> I am touched 
52:00 <ZeroDistance> perky lil titties
52:00 <ZeroDistance> you have wonderful areolas babe
52:00 <gir> why thanks 
52:00 <ooomp> I did
52:00 <ooomp> I thought what an arsehole he is
52:00 <ZeroDistance> hwo long u been doin porn 4?
53:00 <gir> woohooo 
53:00 <gir> I am quite the arsehole 
53:00 <gir> cheers for noticing 
53:00 <gir> :) 
53:00 <ooomp> It made me a bit wet ;)
53:00 <ooomp> Why do we like bad boys.. Dammit.
53:00 <ZeroDistance> go shower
53:00 <ZeroDistance> cause we are awesome
53:00 <ZeroDistance> it's why guys like bad girls too
53:00 <ZeroDistance> mmm
53:00 <gir> :P 
54:00 <ooomp> :P
55:00 <ZeroDistance> wipe urself ooomp, yuk ;)
55:00 <ooomp> Never
57:00 <ZeroDistance> man, u needa be way more than spanksed
57:00 <ooomp> Never, again
57:00 <mattyd> BRING IT <bitch>
57:00 <ZeroDistance> lolol
59:00 <ZeroDistance> ooomp who's the hottest chick u ever boned?
00:00 <ooomp> A girl named Ally
00:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
00:00 <ooomp> I used this 12 inch black ribbed dildo on here
00:00 <ooomp> Her*
01:00 <ZeroDistance> the one I got has veins
01:00 <ooomp> She was moaning so loud the neighbours came over and knocked on the front door to check
01:00 <ZeroDistance> big black ten inch rubber
01:00 <ZeroDistance> i woulda invited the neighbours to watch
01:00 <Fez> Ben10?
04:00 <Serenity> please PLEASE call your dong ben10
05:00 <ZeroDistance> icall mine Lil' Kong
05:00 <couleurs> u guys r boran
06:00 <ZeroDistance> ur borig
06:00 <ZeroDistance> u wana reverse cowgirl with me couleurs?
08:00 <couleurs> no u stupid faget
09:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron
09:00 <ZeroDistance> :/
09:00 <The_Baron> yo B!
09:00 <The_Baron> b1
09:00 <ZeroDistance> Une Baron
10:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn bored as fuck
12:00 <ooomp> Have a wank
13:00 <x_over> sorted
15:00 <ZeroDistance> this is y im a hommasexual http://fhg.met-art.com/media/94DB95720A74B4A429AE7B8AE85BD3FD/w_2339E9E954CF8BC4FDDD3E58D29529A4.jpg
15:00 <ZeroDistance> yuck
15:00 <ZeroDistance> just yuck!
15:00 <ZeroDistance> look at her penis ffs
16:00 <Fez> Penis!
16:00 <ZeroDistance> lolol
17:00 <Lumeah> really wow tho
17:00 <Lumeah> not all nice and inproportion ;)
17:00 <ZeroDistance> wow?
17:00 <ZeroDistance> lolol
17:00 <ZeroDistance> yeaahhhhhhhh im fussy like a chick
17:00 <ZeroDistance> LIKE A SLUT
21:00 <Fez> Just suck on it
21:00 <Fez> Still fishy lol
22:00 <ooomp> That's not a penis
22:00 <ZeroDistance> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10256905_695034913892760_6694890238716472220_n.jpg
22:00 <ZeroDistance> hahahaha
27:00 <ZeroDistance> she would be a top root
28:00 <Lumeah> youc an root the last link if you like ;P
28:00 <Lumeah> *can
28:00 <Lumeah> all hevey breating and all lol :P
28:00 <ZeroDistance> lmao
29:00 <ZeroDistance> no
29:00 <ZeroDistance> yuk
29:00 <Lumeah> Luke i am your prostitute"""
29:00 <Fez> She muslim?
29:00 <Lumeah> lol
29:00 <ZeroDistance> im into the kinda girls like my friend thas comin round tomorrow
29:00 <Fez> Berka berka
35:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn borrrring
37:00 <Compton_Menace> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QC23yoFiJU
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Compton Menace - Ain't My Fault ft. Birdman (Aug 26, 2013) 3:58 - Category: Music - 18,247 views - 100 likes (95.2%), 5 dislikes (4.8%)
37:00 <ZeroDistance> and now my night picks up :D
37:00 <ZeroDistance> hi Picard :P
38:00 <Picard> hi ZeroDistance
38:00 <ZeroDistance> sup?
38:00 <Picard> fuk all
38:00 <Picard> u?
38:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah fuck all really
38:00 <Picard> hows ya mum and dad?
39:00 <ZeroDistance> well you seem alright
39:00 <ZeroDistance> and shes good
39:00 <ZeroDistance> i cant wait for bedtime <3
39:00 <Picard> does she touch your doodle before bedtime?
41:00 <ZeroDistance> i live alone
41:00 <ZeroDistance> do you wana see a pic of the chick im seein tomoz Picard?
41:00 <ZeroDistance> make you wish u could pay her for one
41:00 <Picard> no, because it will be more lies and a fake pic of some slut u googled
44:00 <anyone-seen-him> HaS aNYoNe SeeN MY MaTe BaSTaRDLY_oNe?
45:00 <Lumeah> lol
47:00 <Picard> lol he is having net problems
47:00 <ZeroDistance> lies and slut
48:00 <dematerialised> troubles maintaining a connection
48:00 <ZeroDistance> googled?
48:00 <ZeroDistance> when did i do that? dont even use google
48:00 <Picard> lol
48:00 <Picard> moron
48:00 <ZeroDistance> moron?
48:00 <ZeroDistance> for what..
48:00 <Picard> now shut the fuck up and do not talk to me
48:00 <anyone-seen-him> Hey Lumeah, Wanna hook up love? I can offer you a life Pieter never could.
48:00 <Lumeah> lol
49:00 <dematerialised> dunno, maybe Lumeah likes needles
49:00 <Lumeah> nope
49:00 <Lumeah> what can you offer me?
49:00 <Lumeah> :P
49:00 <Picard> all u anal sex u can dream of
49:00 <anyone-seen-him> Picard, His dodo account got fucked up real hard... for about another 100+ days.
50:00 <Picard> lol
50:00 <Picard> poor cunt
50:00 <Picard> :P
50:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
50:00 <ZeroDistance> aw
50:00 <anyone-seen-him> Lumeah, A life that has no drugs and gives you a job.
50:00 <ZeroDistance> i think i offended him
51:00 <Lumeah> dude
51:00 <Lumeah> your a dick lol
51:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
51:00 <ZeroDistance> i can offer you NOTHING
51:00 <ZeroDistance> maybe spaghetti
51:00 <Lumeah> lol
51:00 <ZeroDistance> on ur head
51:00 <ZeroDistance> lols
51:00 <Lumeah> gives me a job?
51:00 <dematerialised> i can offer you love, committment, stability, wealth and happiness
51:00 <dematerialised> you just need to give me a rimjob every night
51:00 <anyone-seen-him> Look out for ZeroDistance, he has a thing for bashing women.
51:00 <Lumeah> hahha
52:00 <Lumeah> you have to give me pleasure first tho..
52:00 <Lumeah> P
52:00 <Picard> yes i heard he belts random chics
53:00 <dematerialised> i don't think you fully grasped the details of the contract Lumeah
54:00 <anyone-seen-him> It's a level she'll never get to in life.
54:00 <anyone-seen-him> She's stuck in that Pieter level.
55:00 <anyone-seen-him> HaS aNYoNe SeeN MY MaTe BaSTaRDLY_oNe?
55:00 <Lumeah> no you just don't grasp my details .. do you ?
55:00 <Lumeah> me first.... you second....
56:00 <Lumeah> s i m p l e
56:00 <Fez> 10!
56:00 <Lumeah> yup 10! lol
57:00 <Fez> Who is ;)
57:00 <Lumeah> ;)
57:00 <Fez> U r
57:00 <Lumeah> you are fez baby
57:00 <ZeroDistance> ima crash
57:00 <ZeroDistance> nite fez n lume :P
57:00 <Lumeah> ok
57:00 <Lumeah> night pandy
57:00 <Fez> Night mate
57:00 <Fez> Oh its pandy
58:00 <Fez> I knew that
58:00 <ZeroDistance> :P
58:00 <ZeroDistance> hehee
58:00 <Lumeah> dematerialised ? is that not part of YOUR contract lol
58:00 <Lumeah> hahha
58:00 <dematerialised> not at all
58:00 <Lumeah> cuz it is mine...
58:00 <Lumeah> sorry noo singages :P
59:00 <Lumeah> signings
02:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o4joooH5tg
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DJ Misjah and DJ Tim - Access (Aug 19, 2007) 7:15 - Category: Music - 452,450 views - 2,152 likes (98.4%), 36 dislikes (1.6%)
03:00 <ness> j
05:00 <stebie> fldr
05:00 <Serenity> he should be zlined for being a flooder
05:00 <Serenity> 4sho
06:00 <stebie> lol
06:00 <BaD^BOY^69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QC23yoFiJU
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Compton Menace - Ain't My Fault ft. Birdman (Aug 26, 2013) 3:58 - Category: Music - 18,247 views - 100 likes (95.2%), 5 dislikes (4.8%)
07:00 <BaD^BOY^69> mom mom mom 
10:00 <stebie> lol
11:00 <Serenity> lol
12:00 <couleurs> lol
13:00 <Fez> Haha
13:00 <DreamSeller> ;p;
13:00 <DreamSeller> lol
13:00 <couleurs> kik
13:00 <Serenity> ralf
13:00 <stebie> keke
13:00 <Fez> d:
13:00 <DreamSeller> tee hee hee
13:00 <Fez> :p
13:00 <Serenity> rofk
14:00 <Serenity> lmso
14:00 <Serenity> laughing my SOCKS off
15:00 <Fez> K?
15:00 <Fez> Rof..k?
15:00 <Serenity> rolling on floor kicking
15:00 <Serenity> ???
15:00 <Serenity> o.O
15:00 <stebie> rolfhrs
15:00 <DreamSeller> roaring only for kittens
16:00 <Fez> Oh ok lol
16:00 <Serenity> sodfc
16:00 <DreamSeller> sucking on darcy's fancy cock? 
16:00 <Fez> Oacl
16:00 <Serenity> you wish m8
16:00 <Fez> On a chair laughing
18:00 <stebie> *furry
18:00 <stebie> wb b1 enjoy your stay
19:00 <Bastardly_One> ho ho ho 
19:00 <Serenity> RIFK STEBIE
19:00 <Fez> Presents?
19:00 <Serenity> im not leaving anyone fucking carrots
20:00 <DreamSeller> wb Bastardly_One
20:00 <DreamSeller> server problems? 
20:00 <dematerialised> i hear he's been busy replying to emails recently
21:00 <Serenity> quack
21:00 <Fez> Wtf not sez?
21:00 <Serenity> because im not ok. I work hard for my carrots im not leaving them out for you assholes
22:00 <stebie> D:
22:00 <Fez> Oh no
22:00 <Serenity> i had a beer and now i feel gross
22:00 <Fez> We will steal them then
22:00 <Fez> Just to spite u
23:00 <stebie> if it was VB, i could understand
23:00 <Serenity> i do not drink
23:00 <Serenity> VB
23:00 <Fez> 1 beer always sucks
23:00 <Serenity> .
24:00 <Fez> Isnt that right partay
24:00 <partay> fuckin A 
24:00 <Fez> See partay knows :)
24:00 <stebie> lol
25:00 <Serenity> stebie sure is cheerful tonight
25:00 <Serenity> LOL
26:00 <stebie> fldr
26:00 <dematerialised> no respect for other irc users that guy
27:00 <stebie> tsk
27:00 <Serenity> excuse me sir your irc is offensive
27:00 <stebie> get out
27:00 <Serenity> you!
28:00 <stebie> nou
31:00 <Picard> hrrmmmmm
47:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=769297733114585&set=vb.166337376743960&type=2&theater
51:00 <stebie> hi b1 bye b1
52:00 <Fez> Aw
52:00 <Fez> Short stay
52:00 <Picard> lol
52:00 <Picard> net problems 
54:00 <Serenity> how sad
54:00 <partay> hahahaha poor pictard
54:00 <partay> and Mundine got smashed
54:00 <stebie> makes me cry
55:00 <Picard> partgay wtf are u on about
56:00 <Fez> One is the lonliest number i heard
01:00 <partay> pictard is a factory worker
04:00 <DreamSeller> hehehe.. it's quiet without B1 around 
04:00 <partay> well he is fat and jolly 
05:00 <Picard> partgay is on the dole
05:00 <Fez> My headache is subsideing.. aah
05:00 <Fez> :p
05:00 <BaD^BOY^69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QC23yoFiJU
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Compton Menace - Ain't My Fault ft. Birdman (Aug 26, 2013) 3:58 - Category: Music - 18,249 views - 100 likes (95.2%), 5 dislikes (4.8%)
05:00 <BaD^BOY^69> fez
05:00 <BaD^BOY^69> wos up bro 
06:00 <Fez> Bro?
06:00 <Fez> Ok....
06:00 <BaD^BOY^69> wos crackin 
06:00 <Fez> Shh now
07:00 <BaD^BOY^69> wos poppin?
07:00 <BaD^BOY^69> wos kickin?
13:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/10250179_530811267027195_4208130495118820066_n.jpg
21:00 <BaD^BOY^69> fezz
25:00 <BaD^BOY^69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QC23yoFiJU
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Compton Menace - Ain't My Fault ft. Birdman (Aug 26, 2013) 3:58 - Category: Music - 18,252 views - 100 likes (95.2%), 5 dislikes (4.8%)
38:00 <Kynetic> i havent had the excess flood problem since i staggerred my joins into groups of them
38:00 <Kynetic> not hard to do at all with timers
39:00 <Serenity> wouldnt help him
39:00 <Fez> I dont even know what it means
39:00 <stebie> would be good if the irc client dealt with it
39:00 <stebie> it probably does, but i've not needed it
39:00 <DreamSeller> mibbit is pretty shite for that 
40:00 <Fez> Maybe irc doesnt like him
40:00 <stebie> Fez, it generally means too much data is being sent in a small period of time
40:00 <Fez> Ah yea
40:00 <stebie> Fez, you may be right
40:00 <Fez> Maybe..
40:00 <Serenity> I think fez is on the ball
40:00 <DreamSeller> maybe is an understatement :P 
41:00 <Fez> Hehe
41:00 <Serenity> his channel joins arent his problem
41:00 <Fez> U guys like him
41:00 <Fez> ..to argue with
41:00 <Serenity> i dont fucking like him
41:00 <DreamSeller> I DONT FUCKING LIKE HIM 
41:00 <DreamSeller> he is a cunt. 
41:00 <stebie> i don't like him fucking
41:00 <Fez> Lol
41:00 <Serenity> id rather sit in a tub of donkey vomit than have to like him
42:00 <Fez> Okok
42:00 <Serenity> brb
42:00 <Fez> So you all dislike him
42:00 <stebie> where would one source donkey vomit?
42:00 <Fez> Hahaha
42:00 <stebie> apart from.. a donkey
42:00 <Fez> I was wrong
42:00 <stebie> oh touche
42:00 <DreamSeller> see 
42:00 <stebie> i don't dislike him
42:00 <DreamSeller> they don't call me the dreamseller for nothing 
42:00 <stebie> probably because i'm not here often enough
43:00 <Fez> Maybe he is lonely
43:00 <DreamSeller> he is very lonely 
44:00 <Fez> Poor guy
44:00 <DreamSeller> it's his own doing 
44:00 <Fez> Oh?
45:00 <DreamSeller> yero 
45:00 <DreamSeller> yerp* 
45:00 <Fez> Cuz he is a bastard,right?
47:00 <DreamSeller> a bastard would have more luck in life 
47:00 <DreamSeller> 44yr old who acts like a 13yr old girl.... 
47:00 <DreamSeller> nuff said 
48:00 <Fez> Those things are annoying
48:00 <DreamSeller> yup 
49:00 <Fez> Oh well, cant like everyone i spose
50:00 <stebie> sure you can
51:00 <Fez> I cant
52:00 <Fez> Ellen degeneres.
52:00 <DemonsRun> Oprah
52:00 <Fez> Touche
53:00 <DemonsRun> I agree. I hate a few people
53:00 <DemonsRun> Dislike others
53:00 <Fez> Tom waterhouse
53:00 <DemonsRun> Dunno him
54:00 <Fez> Gai's son
54:00 <DemonsRun> Nope
55:00 <Fez> Owned a betting company that floided sports till they made a rule about how many times odds can be shown during sports
55:00 <Fez> Namely nrl
55:00 <DemonsRun> Nope
55:00 <Fez> Flooded*
55:00 <Fez> Ah well. Its better off u dont know him
56:00 <Serenity> [9:47pm] <DreamSeller> 44yr old who acts like a 13yr old girl....
56:00 <Serenity> [9:47pm] <DreamSeller> nuff said
56:00 <Serenity> [9:48pm] <Fez> Those things are annoying
56:00 <Serenity> 13 year old girls?
56:00 <Fez> I got more but ill leave it there
56:00 <Serenity> or 44 year old men
57:00 <Fez> 44yos acting like 13yo girls..
57:00 <Fez> Those things
58:00 <Serenity> oh yeah
58:00 <Serenity> they are
58:00 <Serenity> muchos annoy..os
58:00 <Fez> :)
58:00 <Serenity> sit still woman
59:00 <Fez> Maybe its ants
59:00 <Maurice> I AM TRYING
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