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04:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uyddz9h9XtI
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Equilibrium - Obscurities - Frankfurt Beat Productions - 1994 (Mar 5, 2012) 7:03 - Category: Music - 2,646 views - 16 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
11:00 <Q{{> how u doing with pimple, BlackDevil?
20:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRVDax4204I
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Technomancer - Blade Runner (Sep 6, 2011) 0 - Category: Music - 23,095 views - 234 likes (98.3%), 4 dislikes (1.7%)
21:00 <Loof> my nuts are freezing to the seat
21:00 <Bastardly_One> it is a bit nippy
21:00 <Bastardly_One> not that cold though
22:00 <Loof> might be a wuss
22:00 <Loof> and grab the heater
22:00 <Excessive> hehe nippy
22:00 <Loof> how's you b1?
22:00 <Maurice> I wish it was nipply here
23:00 <slower> you sitting in the fidge again loof?
23:00 <slower> fridge
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'm alright and yourself?
23:00 <Loof> i might was well never leave the fridge
23:00 <Loof> i eat enough :P
23:00 <Loof> yeah man i'm good
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, we're kind of getting the warm back ... 20 odd today
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... it's been raining all week 
24:00 <Maurice> Yeah was 35 today
24:00 <Maurice> And yesterday..
24:00 <Bastardly_One> like 24/7 drizzle
24:00 <AA> 35? damn where u at?
24:00 <AA> cairns?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> cairns is currently being blown away
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah that's what's stopping me checking Perth out tbh
24:00 <Maurice> Perth
24:00 <Loof> awww i wanna get blown
24:00 <Bastardly_One> the heat and I don't agree 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> but the older I get the colder the cold gets
25:00 <Loof> goes straight to the bones
25:00 <Maurice> I don't agree with the heat either, I was born into the wrong place
25:00 <Loof> metabolism slows down
25:00 <Loof> sucks
25:00 <Loof> i know man
25:00 <Maurice> http://i62.tinypic.com/2qteuy8.jpg
25:00 <Loof> frozen bones
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same Maurice ... I should be in Canada or the UK or Europe
26:00 <AA> the secret to keeping yourself warm in the cold, and i swear to god on my life, that this works
26:00 <AA> is to get a garbage bag, those big black ones
26:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwww you got a new baby
26:00 <AA> cut arm and head holes in them
26:00 <Bastardly_One> is she vicious?
26:00 <AA> wear it like a vest
26:00 <AA> underneath your normal clothes
26:00 <Maurice> I got her yesterday
26:00 <Bastardly_One> must female kittens are arseholes
26:00 <Maurice> Thats her pausing in attacking me
26:00 <Bastardly_One> *most
27:00 <AA> like put it on, and then put on your normal shirt, jumer etc
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... thought as much
27:00 <Maurice> Her name is Esme :D
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and from what I know of female kittens
27:00 <Bastardly_One> their favourite person gets the most torture
27:00 <AA> retains body heat, wind doenst get through it
27:00 <Maurice> But then, Auds was an arsehole and he was male
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but he'd not of tried to eat you
27:00 <Bastardly_One> she will *lol*
27:00 <PooSex> go to bed fat cunt
27:00 <Maurice> He did
28:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok ... but I dunno if it's because they're the hunters and males are lazy or what
28:00 <Bastardly_One> they definitely use their humans as victims
28:00 <Maurice> So far shes very much like he was
28:00 <Loof> paid for my new tv
29:00 <Maurice> It's like shes taking over where he left off
29:00 <Loof> should get here early next week
29:00 <Loof> 60" :D
29:00 <Maurice> What tv
29:00 <Loof> same as my penis
30:00 <Maurice> Your tv is as disappointing as your dick?
30:00 <Loof> widthways
31:00 <Maurice> That didn't answer my question
32:00 <Serenity> oh people are awake
32:00 <Maurice> HOW ARE YOU EVEN TYPING
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I doubt his wife is awake
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you made him cry again Maurice
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and smashed is she?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you on the punch again Serenity?
33:00 <Serenity> i am
33:00 <Saemon> SUU SUU AIYAHHHHHH!!!!
33:00 <Serenity> Maurice my hands are tinyyy
33:00 <Bastardly_One> when Bonny comes in ignore her too
33:00 <Maurice> LOL
33:00 <Maurice> I have man hands
33:00 <Bastardly_One> she keeps talkign about the fucking football
34:00 <Saemon> wat a fucken bogan
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and after today we deserve to be smashed
34:00 <Bastardly_One> as in drunk as skunks or whatnot
34:00 <Maurice> OMG SEZZ
34:00 <Maurice> BEETLEJUICE IS ON IN 10 MINS
34:00 <Serenity> WHAT
34:00 <Serenity> WHAT CHANNEL
34:00 <Bastardly_One> just finished before 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> GO
34:00 <Maurice> 99
35:00 <Saemon> wow W.A is really behind
35:00 <Bastardly_One> 88 for me GO is
35:00 <Saemon> 2 hours behind
35:00 <Maurice> Yeah, thats timezones for you, legless
35:00 <Bastardly_One> 3 during daylight savings
35:00 <Bastardly_One> same time zone as China
35:00 <Bastardly_One> for triva sake
35:00 <Bastardly_One> *trivia
36:00 <Maurice> Lol Cal has taken the kitten to bed, I wonder if she'll pee on him again
36:00 <Serenity> WATCHING NOW Maurice
36:00 <Serenity> i love when we watch movies together
36:00 <Serenity> rofl
36:00 <Saemon> omg SLUMBERRRR partayyyyy!!!
36:00 <Maurice> Man, was saying to one of the school mums how my nail chick was trying to do beetlejuice nails, and the school mum goes 'whats beetlejuice?'
36:00 <Serenity> shut the fuck up
37:00 <dematerialised> was she 15
37:00 <Maurice> She's like 28
37:00 <Saemon> imagine if there was never any night time, if we lived in eternal daytime
37:00 <Maurice> I was shocked and disgusted
37:00 <Bastardly_One> you two know a lot of 80s shit though
37:00 <Maurice> I haven't seen this movie since I was a kid
37:00 <Bastardly_One> for "younger" people
37:00 <Maurice> Uhm, I was an 80s baby..
37:00 <Serenity> im not young
37:00 <Serenity> wtf
37:00 <dematerialised> i have a beard
37:00 <Maurice> Yeah she's really not
37:00 <Maurice> Fucking old
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you both are youngish ... and then the next lot under you I can't even converse with 
38:00 <Maurice> I was 7 when this movie came out
38:00 <Bastardly_One> they know nothing
38:00 <Bastardly_One> what year did it come out? I can't remember
38:00 <Maurice> 88
38:00 <Saemon> thats why u should talk to ppl your own age Bastardly_One
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme count
38:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> 88 - 69
39:00 <Bastardly_One> is
39:00 <Bastardly_One> 21
39:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go
39:00 <Serenity> i was 2
39:00 <dematerialised> i was 28
39:00 <Maurice> You know, until right now, I didn't realise it was Michael Keaton
40:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit?
40:00 <Serenity> you dumbarse lol
40:00 <Saemon> he was in batman and robocop hey
40:00 <Saemon> no wait peter weller was robocop
40:00 <Bastardly_One> His version of Batman is great
40:00 <Serenity> thats like me and my 'oh.. daft punk did around the world' before
40:00 <Saemon> definately
40:00 <Saemon> b1
40:00 <Bastardly_One> has a comic cheese to it 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity go to bed
40:00 <Saemon> the theme score was the best for batman
41:00 <Serenity> shut your face
41:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're saying shit like that ... go to bed 
41:00 <Saemon> duuuun duuunn dern duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn dun
41:00 <Bastardly_One> daft punk around the world
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs ... go home, you're drunk
41:00 <Maurice> Watched the lego movie today, 3/4s through and my friend goes 'is that voice Morgan Freeman?' it was soooooooooo obvious from the start
41:00 <Bastardly_One> is it good?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna see it
41:00 <Maurice> It's excellent
41:00 <Maurice> It's rather sarcastic
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh good!
41:00 <Bastardly_One> even better
41:00 <Maurice> I thoroughly enjoyed it
42:00 <Saemon> anyone seen noah?
42:00 <Saemon> movie about Noahs ark
42:00 <Bastardly_One> good stuff ... I'm looking forward to it 
42:00 <Saemon> with russel crowe
42:00 <Excessive> somethin fo Saemon, https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=235575333271701&set=vb.146335797628&type=2&theater
42:00 <Maurice> Noway, a movie called Noah about the ark?!
42:00 <Maurice> Get out of here
42:00 <Saemon> yeah it also stars
42:00 <Saemon> emma watson
42:00 <Serenity> maurice i want to eat the kids easter eggs
42:00 <Maurice> Yeah I don't care
42:00 <Maurice> Shut up
43:00 <Saemon> good to see her moving on from
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm waiting for him to make a movies about Rugby
43:00 <Saemon> harry potter
43:00 <Maurice> I want to eat your kids easter eggs
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm not trying to be smart either
43:00 <dematerialised> http://www.xvideos.com/video4842965/amputee_grandpa_gets_his_old_dick_sucked_in_nasty_69
43:00 <dematerialised> something for saemon
43:00 <Saemon> screw rugby
43:00 <Saemon> i want to see him in another gladiator movie
43:00 <Maurice> After the dinosaur porn, I'm not clicking dematerialiseds links
43:00 <Saemon> could be prequel, or sequel
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you know he's been here 30yrs
43:00 <Saemon> for the sequel, he
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and still not a citizen despite owning the Rabbitohs and crap
43:00 <Saemon> could play as maximus's twin brother
43:00 <Maurice> There goes the parents, Serenity
44:00 <Maurice> D.E.D
44:00 <Bastardly_One> there was a movie on last night that was a pisstake of 300
44:00 <Saemon> owning a rugby club doesnt make u become a citizen
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but didn't watch enough of it to remember the title
44:00 <Saemon> was it the spoof
44:00 <Saemon> starring kevin sorbo?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I just said it was a pisstake
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that 
44:00 <Saemon> ah
45:00 <Saemon> ive seen it
45:00 <Saemon> 2008 
45:00 <Saemon> its references are so dated now lol
45:00 <Saemon> that 'leave britney alone' clip
45:00 <Saemon> on the old youtube page format
45:00 <Saemon> the iphone 1 or something they use
45:00 <Saemon> lol
45:00 <Serenity> yeah we get the point shut up
46:00 <Saemon> thats why movies shoudlnt put in references to pop culture and technology that are current-at-the-time-of-making 
46:00 <Saemon> if they are to be timeless
47:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3j9jpBez8g
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Day Oh, Banana Boat Song - Beetlejuice (Mar 7, 2010) 2:19 - Category: Comedy - 613,594 views - 2,579 likes (97.4%), 70 dislikes (2.6%)
47:00 <Saemon> damn
47:00 <Saemon> i was just lookin up pics of xena
47:00 <Saemon> man was she hot back in those days
49:00 <Saemon> wow
49:00 <Saemon> the xena and hercules series had alot of aussie actors in them
49:00 <Bastardly_One> because they were filmed in NZ 
50:00 <Saemon> ah ic
50:00 <Saemon> so was spartacus blood and sand
50:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UV3kRV46Zs
50:00 <Saemon> howcome all these ancient greek/rome type series
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Lawrence Welk Show: Chicken Dance (Jun 5, 2006) 3:14 - Category: Comedy - 3,225,213 views - 2,407 likes (83.5%), 474 dislikes (16.5%)
50:00 <Saemon> are all filmed in NZ?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> cheap to film still
51:00 <Saemon> ic
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and the right type of countryside but mainly still cheap to film in 
51:00 <Saemon> i am also suprised that the Star wars prequels
51:00 <Saemon> also had alot of aussie and kiwi actors in them
52:00 <Saemon> in supporting roles of course
52:00 <Saemon> same with Lord of the rings 
53:00 <Saemon> jango fett vs boba fett
54:00 <Saemon> who'd win?
54:00 <Saemon> jango went one on one with mace windu, a jedi MASTER, and held his own for a bit
54:00 <Saemon> and then lost
56:00 <Saemon> boba went one on one agaisnt luke skywalker, someone who wasnt even a properly trained jedi, only spent like a few months to a year max learning from a senile yoda and casper obi wan, even a padawan would have had more learning experience than him
56:00 <Serenity> #saemonisasocialretard #doesntgetpeoplearentreplying #awkward
57:00 <Fez_> #trollsareshit
57:00 <Saemon> and boba got his ass handed to him and fucked up on his own, causing his rocket jet to propel him into the saarlac pit
57:00 <Saemon> so i think its safe to say that jango fett is better than boba fett
57:00 <Serenity> #imnotatroll
57:00 <Fez_> #canweallbemates
58:00 <Serenity> #no
58:00 <Fez_> #okthatsfine
58:00 <Maurice> #sneezes
58:00 <Fez_> :P
58:00 <Serenity> haha
58:00 <dematerialised> #tonguepunchfartbox
58:00 <Fez_> err, no
58:00 <Saemon> #whyarewealltypinglikethislol?
58:00 <Fez_> i mean
58:00 <Fez_> #errno
59:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdQC-DD9fz4
59:00 <Saemon> #this is funny
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Beavis and Butt-Head Do America (7/10) Movie CLIP - Slots On A Plane (1996) HD (Oct 8, 2011) 1:15 - Category: Film and Animation - 107,289 views - 250 likes (93.3%), 18 dislikes (6.7%)
59:00 <Fez_> #cuzwearetrendyandallthat?
59:00 <Saemon> lol whoops
59:00 <Saemon> thisisfunny
59:00 <Serenity> #whatdoyoumaenwealwaystypelikethis
59:00 <Saemon> #thisisfunny
59:00 <Saemon> #ohicifeellikewearetalkingveryveryfast
59:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.news.com.au/finance/money/marijuana-stocks-favoured-by-investors-in-emerging-dot-bong-boom/story-e6frfmdr-1226880671046
00:00 <Serenity> #Bastardly_Onefuckeditguys...god
02:00 <Fez_> #hiserenity
02:00 <Bastardly_One> #ohsorrywasntwatching
02:00 <Bastardly_One> #oldmanfail
02:00 <Fez_> #exactly
03:00 <Excessive> quick everyone join all them channels :P
03:00 <Saemon> #westillthinkyourownandshitbastardly_oneamittingityourselfwon'tmakeyou'cool'.
04:00 <Serenity> at one point in my ircing career i had the max number of channels open all the time
04:00 <Serenity> ...
05:00 <Saemon> omg im gona binge on nutella and peanutbutter on vanilla ice cream :P
05:00 <Saemon> im having massive cravings atm
05:00 <Saemon> #yolo
05:00 <Bastardly_One> times like this I wish I had the power to nokick ban
05:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you're hurting everyone's brains
06:00 <Saemon> i think yours is the only one thats hurting mate
06:00 <Saemon> and i dont think its me either, its probably your dementia.
06:00 <Serenity> you're annoying the fuck out of mine though
07:00 <Bastardly_One> type /part then ad fuck off
07:00 <Bastardly_One> *and
08:00 <Saemon> oh. my. god. if anyone here has not yet tried peanut butter mixed with nutella yet
08:00 <Saemon> i implore you to do so.
09:00 <Saemon> its like a chocolate hazelnut snickers bar in paste form
09:00 <Saemon> its sooo damn good :D
10:00 <xm> that's the combination for my briefcase
10:00 <xm> promise not to hax0r it
11:00 <xm> my IRC password is in there
13:00 <Excessive> so ............... 
13:00 <BlackDevil> because everything is not always about the D Maurice
13:00 <Serenity> Maurice isnt even talking
13:00 <Serenity> wtf
13:00 <Bellatrix> Hrmm
13:00 <Bellatrix> time for sleep i think
13:00 <Maurice> You what m8
15:00 <Bellatrix> Night kidds
15:00 <Bellatrix> *kids
15:00 <Serenity> o/
15:00 <BlackDevil> Maurice try this http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1397177653632.webm
15:00 <Excessive> y do u wave with ur left?
15:00 <Serenity> because i can?
16:00 <doctor> what an idiot
16:00 <Maurice> Why are you talking to me, BlackDevil?
16:00 <Maurice> This isn't normal
16:00 <Serenity> wait
16:00 <doctor> what the hell is she doing?
16:00 <Serenity> did he just call me an idiot
17:00 <doctor> Serenity I was refering to BlackDevil's pic
17:00 <Serenity> oh
18:00 <doctor> ...
18:00 <BlackDevil> because we are mates Maurice
18:00 <Maurice> I dunno about that
19:00 <Excessive> Maurice has style BlackDevil, do u follow yet?
21:00 <DrGore> Maurice show us pictures of your tats again can't remember if they were good or not
21:00 <Maurice> I don't have any
21:00 <DrGore> bullfuck you were pasting heaps one night
22:00 <Maurice> Uhm no, I have a tongue ring, no tatts
22:00 <DrGore> i see
22:00 <DrGore> carry on
22:00 <DrGore> i'm sure it was you
22:00 <Maurice> I plan on it
22:00 <DrGore> go figure
23:00 <Excessive> does it get in the way when sayin shit like "fifth" or "filth" and such Maurice?
23:00 <DrGore> all this time I thought you were tattooed
24:00 <Maurice> I have a lithp anyways, so no
26:00 <Excessive> " and I first thought that she was interestin with her remote quasi conversation inputs, but then reconsidered
26:00 <Bonny> http://www.news.com.au/finance/money/marijuana-stocks-favoured-by-investors-in-emerging-dot-bong-boom/story-e6frfmdr-1226880671046
26:00 <Excessive> "
29:00 <xm> Pieter is under a meth induced coma, astral travelling, and has hijacked Excessive's mind on the plane
30:00 <Excessive> lmao ............ Pieter wished
32:00 <Excessive> k, I'mnah go n have a 
32:00 <Excessive> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
35:00 <doctor> all this legalization stuff is nonsense
35:00 <doctor> it's reform they should be aiming for
35:00 <Excessive> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand now that the piss has been n gone ............ I mite actually turn mah attention to teh green
35:00 <xm> beehhh!!!!!!!!!!
35:00 <doctor> medical marijuana? what a load of bollocks
37:00 <Excessive> doctor, if u know how to keep a secret, it doesn't have to be everyone's business
37:00 <doctor> you're going about it the wrong way!
38:00 <xm> doctor i think all this pot has affected my eyes! all i see is pink!
38:00 <xm> well son. take off your rose coloured glasses
39:00 <Excessive> I'm sayin that "ok, it's not my fault that it's illegal" though "who r u to tell me wat I can put into my body or not"
39:00 <under> xm: do you dave man care?
40:00 <xm> dove men care products?
40:00 <beehhh> organic black cherry wine only comes from argentina
42:00 <Excessive> beehhh, were ur parents drunk when they made u?
42:00 <doctor> some things just need to annuled
42:00 <doctor> not slap a fancy sticker on it to make it appear better than it does
43:00 <Excessive> u know that it's true that sex and impregnation while drunk can lead to complications in the child?!
43:00 <AndrewBolt> yeah, all that confidence from the alcohol will give the child a ... big head
43:00 <AndrewBolt> literally
44:00 <AndrewBolt> oh wait it's the opposite
44:00 <doctor> imagine if they tried to end alcohol prohibition with medical alcohol
44:00 <AndrewBolt> not that i would know these things...
44:00 <AndrewBolt> just replace fluride with alcohol in the mains
48:00 <beehhh> no Excessive i reckon god was drunk when he decided to send me to this planet
49:00 <Excessive> and the stalk that accepted god's offer dropped u down the chimney
52:00 <beehhh> fire wind and water how i was made for this earth
53:00 <doctor> very poetic beehhh
55:00 <Excessive> there's no fire, cause u're ghey, wind is wat u try n vent ...... normally on here .......... and water is when u cry abt aust
58:00 <beehhh> atleast I dont cry about mumma like you do mate
59:00 <Excessive> I don't do mum jokes dude!
00:00 <beehhh> all the premiers are in china and I asked tony who is running the country still waiting for an reply
01:00 <Excessive> "u're fckn weak if u're complainin from downstairs maaaaaaaaaaaaan"
02:00 <beehhh> tamil tiger set himself on alite to seek attention and get his citizenship
03:00 <beehhh> I cant ask for that as you know
04:00 <AndrewBolt> beehhh!!!!!!!!!!
04:00 <Excessive> "blow urself up, I'll send u to paradise!"
04:00 <beehhh> A story to tell, a tale of two worlds
05:00 <beehhh> paradise already under havoc force of natural threat with its catagory five warning
05:00 <Excessive> it's downgraded to "four"
06:00 <AndrewBolt> i cant compete with the crazy here
06:00 <AndrewBolt> im oiut
06:00 <AndrewBolt> laters
06:00 <beehhh> downstairs to downbelow
06:00 <Excessive> \o.
07:00 <beehhh> nova scotia getting more people is a fact
08:00 <doctor> haha, still in love with canada beehhh?
08:00 <Excessive> "polpulate or die ............ some 80's australian thing"
17:00 <beehhh> I love my homeland Bangladesh, but vulnerable to migrate elsewhere by the cirsumtances
18:00 <johninja> tell us more
18:00 <johninja> such an interesting character
19:00 <Maurice> YOU ARE NOT
20:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWPhkQNtnlQ
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: U.S.U.R.A. - Open Your Mind (16:9 HD) /1992/ (Nov 20, 2013) 3:39 - Category: People and Blogs - 2,616 views - 23 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
27:00 <DrGore> who has ink here?
27:00 <DrGore> show of hands
27:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBvxuV860Q0
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: FELIX - DON'T YOU WANT ME ( MARS PLASTIC REMIX ) ITALIAN REMIX by MEDIA RECORDS 1993 (Dec 22, 2009) 6:07 - Category: Music - 22,207 views - 82 likes (97.6%), 2 dislikes (2.4%)
27:00 <johninja> scars>ink
30:00 <Excessive> into ink DrGore?
30:00 <DrGore> it would appear so
31:00 <johninja> into ass to mouth DrGore?
31:00 <DrGore> you fucked all the skanks on irc now you hitting me up
31:00 <johninja> lol
32:00 <johninja> i hear you have a pretty mouth
32:00 <Excessive> good ink or not wat u'd be into? ......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/1911841_10201104438047713_1540874357_n.jpg
32:00 <DrGore> that's actually pretty fucking good
32:00 <Excessive> :D
33:00 <johninja> great tattoo work
33:00 <johninja> dunno about the tat itself so much
33:00 <DrGore> black and white shading 
34:00 <doctor> johninja have you heard of U.G Krishnamurti?
34:00 <johninja> no i have not doctor
34:00 <doctor> been reading up about him recently, heard from a book I was reading
34:00 <johninja> enlighten me
34:00 <doctor> I think you might like him
35:00 <johninja> i'll save the name to notepad and have a look
35:00 <johninja> you read a lot?
35:00 <DrGore> http://picpaste.com/BAHPHO-12l9IoS0.jpg
35:00 <doctor> I did but I've left out of material
36:00 <DrGore> lucky it's not a sheep or johninja would be on my arm
36:00 <johninja> i have been reading about the orient recently
36:00 <DrGore> farmers
36:00 <johninja> chinese history
36:00 <johninja> budo
36:00 <johninja> ninjas
36:00 <johninja> stuff like that
37:00 <johninja> just a stage i am going through perhaps
37:00 <Excessive> none of em ever got to rule the world johninja
37:00 <johninja> chinese history is amazing
37:00 <johninja> not yet ;)
37:00 <johninja> but i would say china is probably the most powerful country in the world right now
38:00 <johninja> they have played their hand to perfection
38:00 <johninja> used our own system against us
38:00 <Excessive> "u must be crazy ............ if u think u're strong!"
38:00 <johninja> capitalism
38:00 <johninja> very clever
38:00 <johninja> only a communist can excel at capitalism
39:00 <johninja> i smell sex and candy
39:00 <johninja> nrn
39:00 <johninja> brb
43:00 <Excessive> loleh pop
46:00 <Fez> hi john, hi
47:00 <johninja> hey fez
47:00 <johninja> welcome
48:00 <johninja> our humble abode
48:00 <Excessive> 2:48 AM .......... + or - 2 hrs considerin the sheep n the mongrels
48:00 <Fez> ta john
48:00 <Fez> hey john
48:00 <Fez> can i give you a song
49:00 <Fez> just for giggles?
49:00 <johninja> my gf and our baby are sleeping man
49:00 <johninja> maybe some other time
49:00 <johninja> i was really sick tonight
49:00 <Fez> dont have to play it loud
49:00 <johninja> spewed etc
49:00 <johninja> crashed out early
49:00 <Fez> oh true
49:00 <Fez> greened?
49:00 <johninja> feel better now thank fuck
49:00 <johninja> yeh gastro i think
50:00 <johninja> nah lol
50:00 <johninja> i don't green
50:00 <Fez> oh true
50:00 <Fez> no probs
50:00 <Fez> soz man
50:00 <johninja> what you been up too?
50:00 <Fez> pubin
50:00 <Fez> 2 b's
51:00 <Fez> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7U0aLk5Js4
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Johnny Poo Poo Pants - Group X (Jun 12, 2009) 1:42 - Category: Music - 320,648 views - 574 likes (92.1%), 49 dislikes (7.9%)
51:00 <Fez> ;p
53:00 <Excessive> m I meant to laufg Fez, or jus not say anythin?
54:00 <Excessive> -g
54:00 <Excessive> laugh even if u please*
55:00 <Fez> its just somthing stupid
55:00 <Fez> geez
55:00 <Fez> lighten up
55:00 <Fez> my bad call
55:00 <johninja> why be a buzzkill for
55:00 <johninja> sheesh lady
55:00 <Fez> continue with the converstion you were having before i came.
57:00 <Excessive> no, I wasn't considerin the link to ne anythin to do with the rest of the audience, though lookin at it from someone else's screen might be of discomfort
57:00 <johninja> i did a rank fart in front of my gf for the first time yesterday
57:00 <johninja> big step
58:00 <johninja> usually wait about a month
58:00 <johninja> if she sticks around you know its love
58:00 <Fez> a months a bit long
59:00 <Excessive> ne = be*
59:00 <johninja> i guess everyone has their own timeframe
59:00 <Fez> how long you normally wait?
00:00 <johninja> i think a month is good
00:00 <johninja> but i knew her for ages before that too
00:00 <johninja> so its a bit different
00:00 <johninja> escaped the friendzone
00:00 <Fez> ah yea
00:00 <johninja> ^5
00:00 <Fez> shes had a sniff brfore..
00:00 <johninja> lol nah
00:00 <johninja> i'm pretty ninja with my farts
00:00 <Fez> no?
00:00 <Fez> oh right
01:00 <Fez> hence the nick hey?
01:00 <johninja> ;)
01:00 <Excessive> I fcked my x on the 1-st meet ............ classy biatches usually wait for some time
01:00 <Fez> sly..
02:00 <Fez> yea thats judging'
05:00 <Excessive> ooooooooooooooooooooo .................. coffee
07:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1.0-9/q71/s720x720/10003390_306005446219691_8990413166447264487_n.jpg
14:00 <Excessive> I fckn swear oooohleh, carnts jus droppin left right n center
20:00 <Excessive> hey Bastardly_One
20:00 <Excessive> oi!
20:00 <Excessive> Bastardly_One
20:00 <Excessive> get outtah zah fckn beanbag
20:00 <johninja> masterbation makes me sleepy but sex wakes me up
20:00 <johninja> why is that?
21:00 <Excessive> mazdabater
21:00 <johninja> yes i have a high sex drive
21:00 <johninja> how repulsive
23:00 <Excessive> ohai
23:00 <Excessive> `seen lil_red_riding_hood
23:00 <prowl> Excessive, lil_red_riding_hood? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember lil_red_riding_hood.
25:00 <johninja> lel
25:00 <johninja> `seen MH370
25:00 <prowl> johninja, MH370? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember MH370.
27:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/1911865_10201132405986894_1705951451_n.jpg
27:00 <johninja> lolol
41:00 <Excessive> I wannah pill out, but I have to water my plants 1-st .......... so I'mnah do it back to front
42:00 <PietSAbabe> POO HEADS !!!!!
42:00 <Excessive> it's ur lucky day PietSAbabe, get urself a lottery ticket!
42:00 <Excessive> anyways
42:00 <Excessive> bbs
02:00 <Excessive> k, now I feel liek somethin savoury
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> Shhhhhh
09:00 <Excessive> it's true, some have already prolly had a gd fck n r asleep by now
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> That wasnt me
13:00 <Excessive> unless u're tied to someone twice ur age .......... then it's prolly more ur fantasies that u're longin for
25:00 <Excessive> back fo mo?
25:00 <milk> brown skin is more than equal
26:00 <milk> just saying, there is equal: niggers, jews, asians, others, then there is more than equal: obama coffee colour
27:00 <Excessive> puppets jus come n go milk
28:00 <johninja> darkness cannot drive out darkness, only light can do that, hate cannot drive out hate, only love can do that - Martin Luther King jnr.
28:00 <Excessive> "be kind to every living thing there is"
30:00 <milk> nah mate, when six obama coffee colours armed with guns, which they draw, you are unarmed and alone, they are more than equal
31:00 <johninja> not if you are a ninja
31:00 <milk> ninja's are asian therefore equal
32:00 <Excessive> "step by step, heart to heart, left right left .............. they all faaaaaaaaaaaaal dowwwwwwwwwwwwwn .......... like tooooooooooooy soldiers"
32:00 <johninja> not all ninjas are asian, not all asians are ninja
33:00 <johninja> might snuggle with me gf for a bit
33:00 <milk> well we can have all this righteous equality for the invader out here in the colony....
33:00 <johninja> will wait for my hands to warm though
33:00 <johninja> peace
34:00 <milk> how many boongs are getting arse raped in 2016?
36:00 <milk> the answer is all of them, with a chinese prez of the USA
36:00 <milk> have a good one
36:00 <Excessive> k, I'll say "fck uz all" nicely ........... and with that l8ers \o.
40:00 <men-ace> just came
40:00 <men-ace> got 1 beer left
42:00 <men-ace> smoke
44:00 <men-ace> `seen girl
44:00 <prowl> men-ace, girl ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #perth 32 weeks 5 days 13 hours 59 minutes ago (25.08. 14:45) stating "Quit: Leaving" after spending 7 minutes there.
45:00 <men-ace> 245 am fuck me drunk
51:00 <men-ace> hi fuck faces
51:00 <men-ace> bye fuck faces
51:00 <men-ace> ...
52:00 <men-ace> L.D. 50
52:00 <men-ace> Album by Mudvayne
53:00 <men-ace> `seen one
53:00 <prowl> men-ace, I don't remember seeing one.
53:00 <men-ace> `seen prowl
53:00 <prowl> men-ace, please look a bit closer at the memberlist of this channel.
54:00 <romeo> `seen fuse
54:00 <prowl> romeo, I don't remember seeing fuse.
55:00 <romeo> `seen anyone
55:00 <prowl> romeo, I found 36 matches to your query. These are the 5 most recent ones: NightOwl1, Stellae, screwss, mib_0ms170, zenon. NightOwl1 ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #sydney 3 hours 2 minutes ago (12.04. 01:52) stating "Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client" after spending 13 minutes there.
56:00 <romeo> my dick hurts
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mine 2
56:00 <romeo> ok
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ok
57:00 <romeo> :)
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> ♡
57:00 <romeo> hehe
57:00 <romeo> cool
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> I=l:{p>
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> ★
00:00 <romeo> ★
00:00 <romeo> vb!
00:00 <romeo> on
00:00 <romeo> a
00:00 <romeo> friday night
01:00 <romeo> 3 a.m.
02:00 <romeo> `seen godess
02:00 <prowl> romeo, I don't remember seeing godess.
02:00 <romeo> `seen goddess
02:00 <prowl> romeo, I don't remember seeing goddess.
03:00 <romeo> `seen women
03:00 <prowl> romeo, I don't remember seeing women.
03:00 <romeo> `seen drunk
03:00 <prowl> romeo, drunk ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 2 weeks 2 days 2 hours 47 minutes ago (27.03. 02:15) stating "Quit: have a cow man" after spending 1 hour 33 minutes there.
03:00 <romeo> deep
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> like
04:00 <Bastardly_One> omg
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> Shhhhhh
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its not u
10:00 <Bastardly_One> no
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> Coffee time
37:00 <Bastardly_One> bong tim
28:00 <simba> Lᴇɢᴀʟɪᴢᴇ Gᴀʏ Wᴇᴇᴅʟᴇ
51:00 <Bastardly_One> .
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> ?
58:00 <simba> ¿
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> ¡
04:00 <Bastardly_One> hot chips are an ok breakfast right?
15:00 <Q{> back
15:00 <Q{> <-- takes refuge from girls
15:00 <Q{> theyre so demanding
16:00 <Q{> omg no refuge here, random pm from irc drunks
17:00 <Q{> maybe i should turn gay instead
18:00 <Q{> gays are not so demanding right, Bastardly_One 
18:00 <Q{> yo pretty boi romeo
18:00 <Q{> u still around?
19:00 <Q{> where everyone go?
20:00 <simba> 10,1PAFC1,0 1870 1,10PAFC0,1 1870 10,1PAFC1,0 1870 1,10PAFC0,1 1870
20:00 <Bastardly_One> hiding fro you
20:00 <Q{> Pieter, PietSAbabe ur not busy with paid client at moment?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> *from
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Port can fuck themselves
21:00 <Q{> :D
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and Dear Carlton ... can you fucking win a game please?
21:00 <PietSAbabe> not really
21:00 <PietSAbabe> somones here but im not payi8nug for it :p
21:00 <Q{> i dont drink anything less than 500 per bottle
21:00 <PietSAbabe> brb
21:00 <Q{> i not take my chance
22:00 <Q{> oh
22:00 <Q{> ur not paying so theyre paying
22:00 <Q{> uh huh
24:00 <Q{> ok book in me for when ur available PietSAbabe 
25:00 <Q{> ok book me in* for when ur available PietSAbabe 
25:00 <simba> ssshhhhhhhh
26:00 <Q{> i can get clients for u at the blue oyster bars simba
28:00 <Q{> PietSAbabe, aftern im done with u can afford to book a session with simba
28:00 <simba> die you retarded america
28:00 <simba> n
29:00 <Q{> nooo wayyyy
29:00 <Q{> never gonna happen
31:00 <Q{> simba i diagnose u as infected with american hating propaganda
31:00 <simba> ssshhhhhhhh
31:00 <Q{> u need to be re-educated after u been exorcised
31:00 <Q{> yeh u been possessed too
31:00 <simba> you need to stop typing man
32:00 <Q{> dose simba with holy water
33:00 <Bastardly_One> *douse
33:00 <Q{> thx Bastardly_One 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> http://i.imgur.com/AfFsrHl.jpg
39:00 <Q{> http://images.theage.com.au/2014/04/11/5342285/art-Woman-Solo-Traveller-620x349.jpg
40:00 <simba> lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, story of my life damn it!
41:00 <simba> whats that
41:00 <Bastardly_One> the pic link
42:00 <Bastardly_One> which I assumed was the lol ... but apparently not
42:00 <Q{> u need multiple redundancies Bastardly_One 
42:00 <simba> i was laughing at Q linking that generic pic from the age website
42:00 <Q{> have some of my mistresses
43:00 <Q{> ur not permitted to laugh at my links simba
43:00 <simba> ssshhhhhhhh
43:00 <Q{> that is strictly forbidden
43:00 <Q{> i not authorise that 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> at least for an American he has a slight clue about Australian newspapers though
44:00 <Bastardly_One> The Australian is another decent one 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I will give him that much 
44:00 <simba> lol
44:00 <simba> australian newspapers are embarassing as fuck
44:00 <Bastardly_One> that's my newspaper of choice in Victoria
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the Age have a habit of saying between the lines
45:00 <Bastardly_One> well this is really the deal but if we tell you outright we're fucked
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I appreciate that
45:00 <Pieter> trying to buy mahself a pair of google glasses
45:00 <Q{> dont forget WA today
45:00 <Pieter> they're out now 
45:00 <Pieter> but fuck its hard to get :/
45:00 <Q{> the sydney morning herald
46:00 <Pieter> atleast i get to talk to my watch
46:00 <Q{> canberra time
46:00 <Bastardly_One> sydney morning herald
46:00 <Pieter> got the galaxy gear 2
46:00 <Pieter> :)
46:00 <Bastardly_One> might as well be like the Herald Sun in Melbourne
46:00 <Pieter> :p
46:00 <Bastardly_One> tabloid shit
46:00 <Q{> vr goggle that fb bought is good too
46:00 <Q{> comes with x ray vision
48:00 <Bastardly_One> My housemate has these cool sunglasses with a camera and cam in them
49:00 <Bastardly_One> cost him something like $15 on ebay from china or something
49:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty good quality
53:00 <simba> did u really jump straight on that gay google glasses thing and on the samsung watch Pieter
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the watch has been out about a year
54:00 <Bastardly_One> hence the second version
55:00 <simba> yep and its gay as ******
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ Sunrise
56:00 <Bastardly_One> the guy reporting is so fucked
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and hung over
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and really poorly dressed
57:00 <johninja> lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> that cyclone is coming to Cairns shortly
58:00 <Bastardly_One> it's 140km North East
58:00 <johninja> NNE
59:00 <Bastardly_One> close enoug
59:00 <Bastardly_One> *enough
59:00 <simba> cyclone pete?
00:00 <Pieter> gay?
00:00 <Pieter> youre the one whos gonna be following every one else when alot more people have it
00:00 <Pieter> youre a follower , its what youre about
00:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, its now crossed the coast
00:00 <johninja> herb steaks, mushrooms, assparagus, garlic bread
01:00 <simba> lmao instantly lashes out at himself
01:00 <johninja> oh and cheese
01:00 <simba> u are the 1 getting google glasses ...!! gay as fuck!!!
01:00 <simba> i still have my note 1 cos i am retro thats what u are if u have a phone that is older than 12 months
02:00 <Pieter> i have a note 10.1
02:00 <Pieter> wifi + 3g
02:00 <johninja> 8====D
02:00 <Pieter> but got a note pro 12.2 lte on layby :)
02:00 <Pieter> Yeapp I got the bigger one :)
02:00 <simba> u r such a Sheep
02:00 <johninja> all i want to do is *noises* and take ya moneh
02:00 <Pieter> and galaxy gear 2
02:00 <Pieter> and piece
02:00 <Pieter> its cos im godly
02:00 <simba> u r instantly comparing ur pieces of tech now
02:00 <Pieter> :)
02:00 <simba> and ur not even joking around
02:00 <Pieter> GODLY
03:00 <johninja> how does a junkie on the dole afford all these things?
03:00 <simba> that is beautiful stuff
03:00 <johninja> #Mysteries
03:00 <Bastardly_One> junky on a dsp
03:00 <Bastardly_One> paying cheap rent
03:00 <simba> hes trying 2 boast about having 2 tablets for no reason and a watch phone lol
03:00 <johninja> oh he has DSP?
03:00 <johninja> i see
03:00 <Bastardly_One> has about 600 a fornight at his disposal
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, most powder addicts are 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> get themselves fucked up on drugs and end up on DSP for mental conditions and whatnot
04:00 <johninja> how long do you think he could disapear for before people start looking?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> when people that are really having issues struggle to get on it for years
04:00 <johninja> i could use that cash
04:00 <johninja> #Snowtown
04:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one would look
04:00 <Bastardly_One> halvies?
04:00 <johninja> k :)
05:00 <Bastardly_One> stebie is gonna heart us forever!
05:00 <johninja> lol
05:00 <johninja> OPS!
05:00 <johninja> biab
05:00 <Bastardly_One> 190 ones at that
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah no worries
07:00 <simba> 190494073
09:00 <Bastardly_One> 1:45pm today
09:00 <Bastardly_One> who wins?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> If Melbourne win I will possibly kill myself
11:00 <simba> lol
12:00 <simba> i actually had them tipped but changed it this morning...............
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean, clearly we haven't got the new game plan worked out yet
13:00 <Bastardly_One> but surely we can beat Melbourne ... surely
13:00 <PietSAbabe> does jasmine tea have caffeine in it
13:00 <PietSAbabe> i dont feel it :(
13:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if it's on telly
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, with a big delay on 7
14:00 <Bastardly_One> live on Foxtel naturally
14:00 <simba> maybe carlton by 3 or 4 goles
15:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off *lol*
15:00 <Bastardly_One> we're not that bad 
15:00 <simba> carlton is kinda bad
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if my friend who wants me to visit will understand if I say, "nuh, I'm watching the footy"
15:00 <Pieter> ya mum is kinda bad
16:00 <simba> 2 good coaches winless so far with bad/ok teams, this is melbs best chance 2 get a win so far
16:00 <Bastardly_One> women kind of don't appreciate statements like that
16:00 <simba> Pieter go get another pointless piece of technology u Sheep lmbo
17:00 <Pieter> jealousy always comes from people who cant afford it
17:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously, Melbourne should be demoted
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and Nth Ballarat promoted
17:00 <Pieter> stop spending ya money on pot n booze and maybe you might be able to own some possessions
18:00 <simba> lol
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I watch ABC football as well so I see a fair bit of VFL and SAFL and WAFL
18:00 <simba> u mean SANFL
18:00 <simba> that is gay 2 watch tho
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that
19:00 <simba> melbourne have a pretty bad team but a v good coach
19:00 <simba> Pieter i dont need 2 be selling my posessions on gumtree constantly ok dont compare me to someone like u
20:00 <johninja> Essendon should be demoted too
20:00 <Pieter> its what people typically do when they want to update their possessions
20:00 <Pieter> ya dont buy something new and keep the old
20:00 <simba> essendon should be banned from finals again
20:00 <Pieter> and if you do ya probablty a hoarder
20:00 <simba> 2 make their fans go nuts
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <Pieter> and hoarders typically smell
20:00 <Pieter> and have pot bellys
21:00 <simba> stfu with ur dumb hard drug addled generalisations Pieter go type them into a typewriter
21:00 <Pieter> cos they cant move
21:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of goint nuts
21:00 <Pieter> are you upset simba ?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm bored enough to want TheRon to be online
21:00 <Pieter> you brought it up after all
21:00 <Bastardly_One> johninja, keep inviting him btw
21:00 <simba> lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fun to make him squirm politely
21:00 <simba> yes i brought up ur technology addiction that u lashed out about and it was funny ok
21:00 <simba> Q.Q
21:00 <Bastardly_One> GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
22:00 <Bastardly_One> looks like DC Shoes don't make a cap I want anymore
22:00 <Bastardly_One> can't find it on their website anyway
22:00 <simba> im veitnamese
22:00 <Bastardly_One> means I'm gonna have to compromise *mutters*
22:00 <simba> r u going skateboarding
22:00 <simba> r u going skateboarding?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to smart arse :P
23:00 <simba> hhhhhhhhhhh
23:00 <Bastardly_One> My current DC cap has just gone to Jesus
23:00 <Pieter> you make me happy simba :)
23:00 <simba> 4:1)
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and they make comfortable skate shoes
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and for the price of them and Converse skate stars
24:00 <simba> get some slip ons
24:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a much of a muchness
24:00 <Bastardly_One> slip ons are for hipster fags
24:00 <Bastardly_One> *hides the fedora*
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm seriously pissed I can't find that style I wanted though
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I doubt it's not made still but it's not on their site
26:00 <simba> no vans have always been the best
26:00 <Bastardly_One> then again though either are a few designs I know are still in production now I am looking again
26:00 <simba> if u want something simp
26:00 <simba> f
28:00 <Pyro-> shout, shout, let it all out.. these are the things we can do without.. so come on.. 
29:00 <simba> shout, shout, let it all out.. these are the things we can do without.. so come on.. 
29:00 <Pyro-> your copy/paste skills are r33t
30:00 <simba> Thank U: Pyro- *Kind Words Spoken* 4:1) 4:1) 4:1) 4:1) 
31:00 <Pyro-> u related to dudz? 
31:00 <simba> Thank U: Pyro- *Kind Words Spoken* 4:1) 4:1) 4:1) 4:1) 
31:00 <mrdanger> HI
31:00 <simba> ya, im his dad
31:00 <simba> welcome home mrdanger
31:00 <mrdanger> thank you darling
32:00 <Pyro-> umm.. congrats ?
32:00 <mrdanger> Colbert is replacing Letterman
32:00 <mrdanger> winning
32:00 <Pyro-> but... he's a douche
32:00 <mrdanger> which douche?
32:00 <simba> Letter Man is the only OK guy of all those hosts
32:00 <Pyro-> he should stick to ripping off the news and sucking jon's cock
33:00 <Pyro-> i thought kimmel would have got it
33:00 <simba> http://i.imgur.com/bwKWDat.jpg
33:00 <simba> lol
33:00 <mrdanger> Colbert has been in character since the daily show, so it will be interesting to see him drop it
33:00 <Pyro-> just from his "the man show" credentials.. noit because of his own late night show
33:00 <mrdanger> kimmels late night show is awesome
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Colbert first, Jon Stewart next
34:00 <mrdanger> yeah colbert is funnier
34:00 <Bastardly_One> we lefties are gonna take over the world and rid it of right wing scum
34:00 <Pyro-> the man show was the awesomest
34:00 <mrdanger> haha, I don't think lefties should be talking about ridding the world of anybody
34:00 <Pyro-> chicks on trampolines baby
34:00 <Bastardly_One> this has potential this replacement
34:00 <mrdanger> the man show was horrible
34:00 <mrdanger> lol
35:00 <Pyro-> it was cheesey .. in a good way
35:00 <mrdanger> Colbert signed a contract from 2015 - 2020
35:00 <Pyro-> nothing on blokes world.. but then again blokes world was 90% dirt bikes.. got sick of them quickly
35:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't that crap still on?
36:00 <mrdanger> blokes world/man show etc is ridiculously bad
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw 10 secs of it recently I thought
36:00 <Pyro-> i didn't think so.. but it could be.. if it went back to community tv.. "31"
36:00 <mrdanger> they're for people who eat up the gender specific societal expectations thrust on them since playing with trucks as children
36:00 <Pyro-> i know it got a stint on ch10.. then got axed again
37:00 <mrdanger> tonka trucks, that is.. not like actual trucks
37:00 <Pyro-> did you only get barbies mrdanger ?
37:00 <mrdanger> no?
37:00 <Pyro-> you seem a bit fiesty about the subject
37:00 <mrdanger> I just established myself as my own entity rather quickly so as not to be swayed in to talking about football and boobs all day
38:00 <mrdanger> it makes for a more interesting life
38:00 <simba> dont antagonise mrdanger he will try to own you with words he learned from urbandictionary
38:00 <Pyro-> naah.. sounds boring
38:00 <Pyro-> i bet you code...
38:00 <mrdanger> simba: urban dictionary? you realise that's not a real dictionary right?
38:00 <mrdanger> and I use real words
40:00 <Mustafa> Pyro: I don't code, but I wouldn't mind if I could
40:00 <Mustafa> tends to be some money in it
40:00 <Pyro-> i think to be a good coder you need to not like blokey things, have a lot of spare time, like staying up late and a servere weed addiction
41:00 <Mustafa> blokey things tend to be stupid
41:00 <Mustafa> unfortunately the other 3 don't apply
42:00 <Mustafa> also I don't think there is such a thing as a severe weed addiction
42:00 <Mustafa> since it is a psychological/habitual addiction rather than physical
42:00 <Pyro-> probably not.. it probably doesn;t have levels.. you just do or you don't
43:00 <Mustafa> the worst thing that happens when you quit sleep is you get the night sweats and some weird dreams
43:00 <Mustafa> quit weed*
43:00 <Bastardly_One> no way in the world
43:00 <Mustafa> lol
44:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yessssssss
44:00 <Pyro-> the weird dreams are awesome.. best part of quitting
44:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who remember pong??????
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I do 
44:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yesssss
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I banned you often enough remember?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
44:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> why
44:00 <Mustafa> because you are disruptice
44:00 <Bastardly_One> mixing stuff in #sex and harrassing the ladies
45:00 <Pyro-> the local pub has a retro game machine with pacman and space invaders and a few other games.. i refuse to play it because it doesn;t have pong..
45:00 <Mustafa> fuck my typing blows
45:00 <Bastardly_One> mixing poo and wee
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you're not the real one or you'd of done that by now
45:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u used to like pong
45:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong is real
46:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u ask any questio]
47:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> mirc still alive???
47:00 <Pyro-> nah
47:00 <Pyro-> dead as a dodo
47:00 <Pyro-> ahh the guy who unicycled around australia has finished
48:00 <Pyro-> i remember passing him on the road a few months ago
48:00 <johninja> lack mailing the fuck out of john ftw
48:00 <johninja> black even
48:00 <Pyro-> hi LilDragonGirl
48:00 <Pyro-> you cute?
48:00 <johninja> LIKE A NIGGER
48:00 <johninja> dave, cut the shit
48:00 <Bastardly_One> what? *lol*
48:00 <johninja> don't keep fucking ircians
49:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Krystal
49:00 <LilDragonGirl> urgh
49:00 <Bastardly_One> look out!
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and now that makes sense 
49:00 <LilDragonGirl> hi V'B
49:00 <LilDragonGirl> B
49:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> me is here...
49:00 <Bastardly_One> why mail him? *lol*
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't believe this is the real pong
49:00 <Kelevra> MIX WEES AND POOS PONG
49:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yesss
49:00 <Bastardly_One> go into sex man 
49:00 <Kelevra> doitdoitdoit
49:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> where has cyberchatworld gone
49:00 <Bastardly_One> when they wake up they'll freak
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
50:00 <Kelevra> cyberchatworld with the matty
50:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> where is matty
50:00 <Pyro-> was playing pool yesterday.. everytime the white ball was sunk, we'd do "mel shots" :P
50:00 <Bastardly_One> which matty?
50:00 <Kelevra> [[[[[pong]]]]] I've missed you dearly and have fucked so many people that have not met your standard, one came close though
50:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> from cyberchatworld
50:00 <Bastardly_One> there's like ^matty^ who I know, matty1 ... Matthew
51:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> odd^sock
51:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> him
51:00 <Kelevra> nah matty from cyberchatworld is the real matty
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, him .. nfi
51:00 <Kelevra> JUSTIN HALL was his arch nemesis
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and ^matty^ is matty too
51:00 <Bastardly_One> he's been here forever
51:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> scott hall
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wow
51:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> SHM
51:00 <LilDragonGirl> i had a weird dream
51:00 <Bastardly_One> scott hall
51:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong was part of the SCH
51:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck we're going back in time there
52:00 <Bastardly_One> LilDragonGirl, oh yeah?
52:00 <LilDragonGirl> i dreamt i was paid to play in a cybersex chatroom
52:00 <Pyro-> stop living in the past you backwards peoples
52:00 <LilDragonGirl> PAID
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and?
52:00 <LilDragonGirl> and all i did was to spend hours deciding on a cool nickname
52:00 <LilDragonGirl> lol
52:00 <Pyro-> i hope it was better than LilDragonGirl
53:00 <Pyro-> that's a bit dodgy
53:00 <Bastardly_One> payed for your hobby woud be alright I suppose :P
53:00 <LilDragonGirl> Pyro-, find someone else to bother u housefly
53:00 <Pyro-> ermergerd
53:00 <Bastardly_One> shit, do I need to find where the housemate put the vaccum when he wakes up
54:00 <Bastardly_One> seems I was rather trashed last night ... ash and pie crumbs all over the Bastard cave now I look around
54:00 <Pyro-> you can;t find it before he wakes up ?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I just went all around the house
54:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I can see it 
55:00 <Pyro-> try the linen closet
55:00 <Bastardly_One> it's probably in his room for some reason 
55:00 <Pyro-> he might have put his penis in it..
55:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[pong]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
55:00 <Bastardly_One> he's probably hidden it from me 
55:00 <Pyro-> tried to make it bigger or something
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a bad habit using it as a doorstop
56:00 <Pyro-> i use a brick for a doorstop .. 
56:00 <Pyro-> actually that's a lie
56:00 <Pyro-> i don't use anything as a doorstop
56:00 <Pyro-> the catches work fine
56:00 <Bastardly_One> never seen someone so possessive over a vac
56:00 <Cripla> Bastardly_One : getting some dee weed today
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you might be right .. 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah?
56:00 <Cripla> jah mon
56:00 <Bastardly_One> it's gonna be tight, dry and small looking
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but fluffs up good 
57:00 <Cripla> mmmm fluff
57:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ppl boring in here
57:00 <Pyro-> is it a good one? like one of those cyclonic vacuums?  or is it a shitty godfreys special ?
57:00 <Cripla> we are heading out the pyrenees 4wdn
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and not too shabby for his standards 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok ... that'll be fun
57:00 <Cripla> yeah a mate got it for me a few days ago, havent had a chance to pick it up
57:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, it's a shitty Godfery's
57:00 <Bastardly_One> well a Eureka to be exact
58:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong have hoover
58:00 <Bastardly_One> ah right
58:00 <Bastardly_One> he as usual has the same gear for about 2 mths at a time
58:00 <Pyro-> well.. even more puzzling.. the possessiveness
58:00 <Pyro-> i guess
58:00 <Bastardly_One> word has it he won't be around after his court date Cripla
58:00 <Cripla> something to look foward to i guess
58:00 <Cripla> oh
58:00 <Cripla> really
58:00 <Cripla> damn
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and that fucks me up hard ... don't know anyone else
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but I got that off someone that hates him
59:00 <Pyro-> you'll have to take up ice instead
59:00 <Bastardly_One> might not be true ... he seems not to have things of that nature on his mind
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Pyro-, this guy Cripla and I know
59:00 <Bastardly_One> is the dodgiest cunt ever
59:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> anyone have large mixing bowl
59:00 <Cripla> pfft ice
59:00 <Bastardly_One> has sent his best mate to jail 
00:00 <Pyro-> that's very... mateish  :/
00:00 <Cripla> he has mass wads of $$
00:00 <Bastardly_One> remember Paul at all Crip?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> the half abo psycho poof?
00:00 <Cripla> yeah, he is in ballarat now isnt he
00:00 <Pyro-> that sounds like a good combo
00:00 <Bastardly_One> he got done for guns, stolen cars and speed
00:00 <Bastardly_One> all fat boy's
01:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> all fun ppl have gone
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and fat boy is still walking around like he owns the town
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and half of Ararat and Ballarat
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and still getting his bitches addicted to powders 
01:00 <Pyro-> so many rats in vic
02:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah, dunno if Paul is back out yet
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but hopefully he is and fat boy gets another bashing
02:00 <Bastardly_One> hear about the bashing?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> was pretty cool *lol*
02:00 <Cripla> nah man, i always miss the good shit
02:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong is a fat boy
03:00 <Bastardly_One> his now ex
03:00 <Bastardly_One> got her well and truly into the powders and her brother was an ice head
03:00 <Bastardly_One> well, fat boy naturally cut off the supply when he told her to hit the road
03:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong want powder
03:00 <Cripla> bam!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> the brother did a home invasion on him
03:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> give pong powder
03:00 <Bastardly_One> smashed the living shit out of him
04:00 <Cripla> fuck man epic
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that was before his heart op
04:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... mid last year I think
04:00 <Cripla> I think i have been awake long enough to make a bowl
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep forgetting you've moved
05:00 <Bastardly_One> or you could come over and fix me up later
05:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> fix up pong first
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm always over near you too ... made a new friend *lol*
05:00 <Cripla> yeah im in newington now
05:00 <Bastardly_One> pong, you're unfixable 
05:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> were u live
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know ... she's in Raglan St Sth
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and has NBN
06:00 <Bastardly_One> not that I visit for that *coughs*
06:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ppl in here seem to like pong...
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm in Ballarat now pong
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah they don't know ya yet 
06:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> that far
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and this place picks up a little in the afternoon
06:00 <Cripla> mmm nbn
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and turns demented in the evenings
07:00 <Cripla> hhahahh, yeah i know places like that
07:00 <Bastardly_One> probably one of the few channels left on Austnet that actually moves though
07:00 <Cripla> I just stay at home after work
07:00 <Cripla> speant years being a bad boy
07:00 <Bastardly_One> explaining to pong what austnet has become 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not been on for years and years
07:00 <Cripla> SESS
08:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yes
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I need a nap
08:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> all good channels gone
08:00 <Cripla> i need to go outside for a pipe
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I woke up at 5am after falling asleep after a munchies pig out
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I hardly ever get the munchies
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and go ... I'll have a few while you're gone
09:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong had munchies b4 had box of cheezls
09:00 <Cripla> convenience of inside smoking... damn u
10:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong smoke
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't like the convenience as the housemate chain smokes cigarettes like a chimney and I shouldn't be smoking at all 
10:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> y dont u smoke
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but as a result I have to walk outside for fresh air
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I smoke
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I shouldn't be though 
11:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> why not
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I've emphysema
11:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u cant breath
11:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u must b old now
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I am old now 
12:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> where is scott hall
13:00 <Kelevra> justin
13:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yes
13:00 <Kelevra> eat a dick fgt
13:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> where is he
13:00 <Kelevra> at work
14:00 <Kelevra> helping disatvantaged children in vietnam
14:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> tell him pong look for him
15:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> \\|LKSDMLMX LZlZ
16:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> someone give pong ops
21:00 <Mustafa> hey Mel
22:00 <Kelevra> mel says hi aaron
22:00 <Pyro-> apparently mel has nice boobs.. mouse told me so..
22:00 <Kelevra> she does
22:00 <Kelevra> ;)
22:00 <Kelevra> i checked again half an hour ago
23:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> mel do u remember pong
23:00 <Pyro-> you should show me so i can pass my own judgement .. *nods*
23:00 <Mustafa> sweet beats
23:00 <Mustafa> I love irc
24:00 <Mustafa> if we were a family the level of inbreeding would be next to none
24:00 <Pyro-> so.. almost no inbreeding?
24:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> shut up mustafa u wog cunt
24:00 <Mustafa> keep your pants on pong
24:00 <Mustafa> im mustafa, father of simba
24:00 <Mustafa> not mustafas kebabs
24:00 <johninja> lol
25:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> if u were a girl pong woud like u
25:00 <Pyro-> mmmm... kebab
25:00 <Mustafa> Mustafas Kebabs in Shepp is the best shit ever
25:00 <Pyro-> someone should give me a lift to kebab shop ...
25:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong will
26:00 <mrdanger> I would like a large mix in a bowl
26:00 <Pyro-> ok.. hurry.. i'm hungry now
26:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ppl in here have missed pong....
26:00 <johninja> i just had some herb steak, mushies, assparagus, garlic bread and cheese earlier
26:00 <johninja> was pretty boss
30:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> where is netz
30:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> or nets
31:00 <Pyro-> my boss accidentally paid me twice last week.. i had a quiet weekend last weekend.. and yet i still only had $150 left at the end of the week.. and didn;t get more pay, because i was already paid
32:00 <Pyro-> couple of fines definitely didn't help i guess ..  yeah, that's where it all went.. cunt government
32:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pyro asl
32:00 <Pyro-> 30mbris
33:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> y u in melb
33:00 <Pyro-> because noone talks in #brisbane
33:00 <Bastardly_One> back later
33:00 <Pyro-> seeya b1
33:00 <Pyro-> waste of typing :/
34:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> he is old and smelly
34:00 <Pyro-> so's yamum
34:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> he pisses his pants
34:00 <Pyro-> and again
34:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> he used to go on as [deafie]
34:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> and MungoGee
35:00 <Pyro-> so?
35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong not like u 
35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u are not from old skool mirc
37:00 <Pyro-> i been on irc for 14 years..
37:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> then u would remember pong
37:00 <Pyro-> just not in melbourne.. mostly because you're all weird :P
44:00 <Pyro-> nah.. no pm from pong.. .. i can live without :D
47:00 <Pyro-> hmm.. mate was supposed to pick me up earlier for  8hr road trip... hasn't shown.. must have a headache..
48:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> maybe u dont put out
48:00 <Pyro-> true.. i don't
48:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> mybe u should
50:00 <Pyro-> naaaah.. 
51:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> monkox
59:00 <PietSAbabe> fuck me dead this omnirom is awesome
00:00 <PietSAbabe> fucking loving this
00:00 <PietSAbabe> :()
00:00 <PietSAbabe> :)
01:00 <PietSAbabe> hehehe michael winslow on chan 7 soon
01:00 <PietSAbabe> i went n saw him live in yarraville
01:00 <PietSAbabe> fucking love the noises he can make
01:00 <Pyro-> tits out
01:00 <PietSAbabe> sound effectS:()
01:00 <PietSAbabe> :)
03:00 <PietSAbabe> woo me
03:00 <PietSAbabe> woo you
03:00 <PietSAbabe> woo us you silly lil poo
04:00 <PietSAbabe> STOP IT OK@!!!!
04:00 <PietSAbabe> STOPPP!!!!
06:00 <Pyro-> took the blue pill...
07:00 <PietSAbabe> I did:(
08:00 <Pyro-> never take the blue pill.. silly billy
14:00 <PietSAbabe> Lumeah
16:00 <Lumeah> Ping..
16:00 <Lumeah> piety
16:00 <Lumeah> *bites*
21:00 <simba> 4:1)
25:00 <PietSAbabe> Pfft, she bites and then leaves
26:00 <PietSAbabe> fucking typical female
26:00 <PietSAbabe> fuck me then leave
26:00 <PietSAbabe> grrr
34:00 <Nikky`> Very quiet in here
34:00 <Lumeah> it is
34:00 <Lumeah> * kicks room IO! wake up!
34:00 <Lumeah> ll
35:00 <Rak> :(
35:00 <Lumeah> aww
35:00 <Nikky`> No sad face Rak
35:00 <Rak> i just got kicked
35:00 <Nikky`> Take your kick and love it
35:00 <Lumeah> not your personaly lol
35:00 <Rak> i normally prefer being spanked
36:00 <Lumeah> ...hmm... yeah.. take it! :P
36:00 <Rak> :P
36:00 <Rak> what have you two ladies got on the cards today?
36:00 <Lumeah> dunnno i wanna go out for coffee
36:00 <Pyro-> take me too
37:00 <Nikky`> I'm trying to wake up and feel smidge better to head to gym... firstly by having this coffee, you?
37:00 <Lumeah> ok lets go!
37:00 <Rak> -now- it's a good morning!
37:00 <Lumeah> lol
37:00 <Pyro-> ok.. you pick me up.. i'll wait
37:00 <Lumeah> where do ya live? lol
37:00 <Pyro-> brissy :P
37:00 <Lumeah> hi Fez
37:00 <Lumeah> haha
37:00 <Nikky`> Only a small drive for coffee
38:00 <Lumeah> cool we can go to the three Monkeys in south bank.
38:00 <Pyro-> fez like things.. and also stuff i heard
38:00 <Fez> Hi lumeah
38:00 <Rak> you can swing through sydney and go to our three monkeys as well
38:00 <Lumeah> hi :)
38:00 <Rak> although it's pretty terrible
38:00 <Nikky`> And I know nothing about these said monkeys
38:00 <Lumeah> isit?
39:00 <Pyro-> sour monkeys?
39:00 <Rak> well there are much better places
39:00 <Lumeah> it was a cool little indian coffee shop
39:00 <Pieter> STOP IT LUMEAH!!!
39:00 <Pieter> STOP!!!!
40:00 <Lumeah> lol.. stop what
40:00 <Pieter> simba: why do you insist on msging me ?
40:00 <Pieter> Im not reading it , so dont bother
40:00 <Pieter> Lumeah: BEING ME!!!
40:00 <Lumeah> you bit me firsts! :P
41:00 <Pieter> *gobble*
41:00 <Pieter> I give gobbies
41:00 <Lumeah> hehe
41:00 <Pieter> =P
41:00 <Lumeah> ok
41:00 <Lumeah> can i have one ?
41:00 <Lumeah> im over bites
41:00 <Pieter> Duh ofcourse!
41:00 <Lumeah> lol
41:00 <Lumeah> hehehe * beems*
41:00 <Nikky`> Stop it!! I'm trying to keep my coffee down
42:00 <Pieter> but if I bite your clit you cant hit me
42:00 <Lumeah> lol
42:00 <Nikky`> Morning johninja
42:00 <Pieter> NEVER Nikky`!!
42:00 <Lumeah> ok
42:00 <Pieter> BWHAHAHAhaha
42:00 <Lumeah> hehehe ;)
42:00 <Pieter> I have a penis
42:00 <Pieter> :P
42:00 <Lumeah> i hope so
42:00 <Fez> I do like things
42:00 <Fez> Alsi
42:00 <Fez> Also
42:00 <Lumeah> i like penises
42:00 <Fez> I like stuff
42:00 <Fez> Plural?
43:00 <Lumeah> yes
43:00 <Fez> Mmf? ;)
43:00 <Lumeah> :P
43:00 <Nikky`> two at a time
43:00 <Lumeah> nah
43:00 <Lumeah> just one for keeps
43:00 <Rak> in a jar?
43:00 <Lumeah> yup!
43:00 <Lumeah> one i can use when I WANT not the other way around ;)
44:00 <Fez> Whos a 10?
44:00 <Pyro-> what did ya do with leeroy?
44:00 <Fez> He was bein rude
44:00 <Pyro-> still waiting for this roadtrip :/
44:00 <Lumeah> whos leeroy
44:00 <Lumeah> lol
45:00 <Pyro-> bein rude? did he flop it out at ya ? :P
45:00 <Fez> I shouldve come over
45:00 <Fez> You got dx9?
45:00 <Pyro-> can come over later if ya want.. watch the foosball
45:00 <Pyro-> a what ?
46:00 <Pyro-> speak of the devil.. 
46:00 <Fez> Oh
47:00 <Pyro-> still gonna come for the cruise?
47:00 <Fez> Where we goin?
47:00 <Fez> Oh
47:00 <Fez> Syd
48:00 <Pyro-> urbenville
48:00 <Fez> Fuck
48:00 <Fez> I just chucked cola in the fridge
49:00 <Pyro-> well.. it's just an option
49:00 <Pyro-> it's only like.. 3 hours away or such..
49:00 <Fez> Yea.. no
49:00 <Lumeah> I think i insulted soemone this monrning...
49:00 <Lumeah> oops
49:00 <Pyro-> waaaaah
50:00 <Fez> Didnt sound good last night eitger
50:00 <Pyro-> it's alright.. you woulda got middles seat of a ute anyways :P
50:00 <Fez> Yer
50:00 <Lumeah> well thats what ya get then ya text me at 4:30 on a sat ,gezzz
50:00 <Fez> Starla maye
50:00 <Fez> Not a fuckin ute
50:00 <Fez> Spec a jumbuck
50:00 <Pyro-> you woulda been in heaven.. the m,eat in the dave/leeroy sandwich :P
50:00 <Fez> Ffs
50:00 <Fez> LOL
50:00 <Lumeah> lol
50:00 <Fez> you faggot
50:00 <Pyro-> u r
51:00 <Fez> I am not multiple sticks
51:00 <Pyro-> i suppose i could put pants on :/
51:00 <Fez> In a pile
52:00 <Fez> U got dx9?
55:00 <Pyro-> when you asked that before, i think i made it clear.. i dunno wtf it is
56:00 <Fez> U didnt
56:00 <Fez> And its uhm
01:00 <Rak> direct x 9 graphics drivers
02:00 <Fez> Ta
02:00 <Fez> Thought somthing similar
02:00 <Fez> But yea
04:00 <Fez> Im gonna listen to tool
08:00 <Rak> have you ever seen them live?
08:00 <Rak> i've heard they're amazing but couldn't get tix last time they were here :(
11:00 <PietSAbabe> tada!
11:00 <PietSAbabe> mmmm glucojel jelly beans
11:00 <PietSAbabe> :))
11:00 <PietSAbabe> the ultimate bean!
11:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiiii
11:00 <PietSAbabe> Hi
12:00 <PietSAbabe> meee
12:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> r u sxc
12:00 <PietSAbabe> I sure am :)
15:00 <PietSAbabe> wiggle wit me
15:00 <PietSAbabe> like swazowers
15:00 <PietSAbabe> she'll wiggle wit me
17:00 <PietSAbabe> msg lil_mellie like oompa loompas , those hepatitis carrying donut eaters
17:00 <PietSAbabe> oops
19:00 <PietSAbabe> cosss im fappping
19:00 <PietSAbabe> fap with me if ya got cum dripping on ya in a house without a poof
20:00 <PietSAbabe> cos everytime i go to leave
20:00 <PietSAbabe> sometin keeps pullin on mah sleeve
20:00 <PietSAbabe> i dun wanna but i gotta stay
20:00 <PietSAbabe> dese jelly beans really got a hol' of me
21:00 <PietSAbabe> cos im sappyyyyy
22:00 <PietSAbabe> no youre not
22:00 <PietSAbabe> NO YOURE NOT!!!
33:00 <Q{{_BigTom> hi everyone
33:00 <Q{{_BigTom> special hi to channel hussies too
33:00 <Pieter> so cool
33:00 <Pieter> new mad max movie coming out this year:)
39:00 <Q{{_BigTom> new vagina transplant went well
40:00 <Q{{_BigTom> ok after years or use
40:00 <Q{{_BigTom> gina grown in lab
45:00 <beehhh> simba: my love, my queen...norell the tranny (leonidas)
48:00 <Pieter> there
48:00 <Pieter> shower windows are spotless
48:00 <Pieter> cat can not attack its reflection again :)
50:00 <Q{{_BigTom> Colin left before i deflowered him
50:00 <Q{{_BigTom> what a shame
54:00 <beehhh> no one wants to catch a cab but cabbies kidnap you just for a joyride and rob ya on the spot with cash n surcharge
55:00 <beehhh> used to be 2bucks when you hail a cab now its 6.50 wtf
56:00 <Q{{_BigTom> A Sussex woman who lent her pet pig Marmite to a local school has been devastated to find it was turned into ham and bacon. The school said it gave Marmite up for slaughter because it was too aggressive, but owner Ria Dell, 21, said he was a docile friend. Ria said she lent Marmite to stop him getting lonely.
58:00 <Q{{_BigTom> http://www.drive.com.au/motor-news/the-real-cost-of-repairing-your-car-20140411-36gk6.html
02:00 <PietSAbabe> FUCK IM SEXY@!!!!
02:00 <Q{{_BigTom> what u wearing now?
03:00 <Q{{_BigTom> im only wearing Old Spice at moment
04:00 <Saemon> hrm 
04:00 <Saemon> sometimes i wonder
04:00 <Saemon> why am i still living?
04:00 <Q{{_BigTom> shhhhh dont let Saemon know im only wearing Old Spice at moment
04:00 <Saemon> no one likes me, got nothing to live for nothing to do
04:00 <Q{{_BigTom> so u can take a whiff of my scent
04:00 <Saemon> my life is such a waste
05:00 <Q{{_BigTom> what about animals in the woods
05:00 <Q{{_BigTom> how they take u
05:00 <PietSAbabe> ee
05:00 <Saemon> what animals?
05:00 <Saemon> id rape the animals
05:00 <Saemon> i engage in beastiality
05:00 <Q{{_BigTom> magpies
05:00 <Q{{_BigTom> kangaroos
06:00 <Q{{_BigTom> platypus, possums etc
06:00 <Saemon> nice i love sucking kangaroo cock
06:00 <Q{{_BigTom> what they taste like
06:00 <Saemon> Q{{_BigTom would u like me to give u a blowie?
06:00 <Saemon> salty
06:00 <Q{{_BigTom> compared to PietSAbabe 
06:00 <Lumeah> rof... 
07:00 <Saemon> PietSAbabe taste sweet
07:00 <Saemon> dude has been eating his pinapples
07:00 <PietSAbabe> and cinnamon
07:00 <beehhh> so many died in road accident in Australia over the years
07:00 <Apples> [[[[[pong]]]]]
08:00 <beehhh> because of the alcohol culture
08:00 <Lumeah> hmm. tastefully considerate 
12:00 <Apples> Lumeah: state your former nicks
12:00 <Lumeah> don't have any 
13:00 <Lumeah> me is me
13:00 <Lumeah> whats your long list apples? lol
13:00 <Apples> That shall remain secret
13:00 <Apples> So you don't  = Druidess?
14:00 <Lumeah> phht typical but u ask mine?.. 
14:00 <Apples> Yes
14:00 <Lumeah> happy get stuffed 
14:00 <Lumeah> lol
14:00 <Apples> :(
14:00 <Lumeah> appy not happy.. lol rof
15:00 <Apples> I believe you are Druidess
15:00 <PietSAbabe> neighbour brought over more dooe
15:00 <PietSAbabe> dope
15:00 <PietSAbabe> so im going uhhhhh
15:00 <PietSAbabe> :)
15:00 <Lumeah> im piety two.. lil
15:00 <Apples> PietSAbabe: state Lumeahs former nicks
15:00 <PietSAbabe> Shiiiiiitfaced like a typical ircer
15:00 <PietSAbabe> its no wonder no one here works
15:00 <PietSAbabe> i cant do shit 
15:00 <Lumeah> awww piety. 
15:00 <PietSAbabe> Apples: shes a Hayley
15:00 <PietSAbabe> Lo
15:00 <PietSAbabe> :P
15:00 <Lumeah> *hugs* come work for me
16:00 <PietSAbabe> i do
16:00 <PietSAbabe> <--- gigelo
16:00 <Lumeah> i can watch your sexy ass digging holes.. hehe
16:00 <Lumeah> yup
16:00 <PietSAbabe> ydaaadd
16:00 <PietSAbabe> ive dug another hole
16:00 <Lumeah> i ment mine not yours. lol
17:00 <Lumeah> ;p
17:00 <Lumeah> fuck heley. 
18:00 <Lumeah> why am i hayley? 
18:00 <Apples> Lumeah = Druidess
18:00 <Lumeah> nope 
19:00 <Apples> Lumeah are you familiar with the user Druidess?
19:00 <Lumeah> no
20:00 <Q{{_BigTom> <-- formally known on irc as Q{{_Prince
20:00 <Q{{_BigTom> i had to change nick coz of too many pm from chicks
20:00 <Lumeah> lol.. 
21:00 <Q{{_BigTom> whats so funny
22:00 <Q{{_BigTom> u dont believe me, Lumeah 
22:00 <Q{{_BigTom> dont make show log
22:00 <Lumeah> it still says q... 
22:00 <Q{{_BigTom> shhh note many ppl notice it
22:00 <Q{{_BigTom> not*
23:00 <Lumeah> .... 
24:00 <Q{{_BigTom> also they thing its different person
24:00 <Q{{_BigTom> also they think* its different person
24:00 <Q{{_BigTom> i think u were mocking me with ur laughter
25:00 <Lumeah> err. 
25:00 <Q{{_BigTom> if that is the case, i strongly protest
27:00 <AndroUser2> bwhqhaha
29:00 <Apples> Lumeah = Pieter
29:00 <PietSAbabe> Lumeah = Mah Bitch@!
29:00 <PietSAbabe> :p
29:00 <Lumeah> andchat is better 
29:00 <PietSAbabe> never used it
29:00 <Lumeah> better 
30:00 <Lumeah> me bitch
30:00 <PietSAbabe> androirc has everything i need , easily customised
30:00 <Lumeah> lol cuz i want what i want.. lol
31:00 <Lumeah> andchat easier 
32:00 <Saemon> `seen mayhem
32:00 <prowl> Saemon, Mayhem ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 6 days 11 hours 20 minutes ago (06.04. 01:11) stating "EOF from client" after spending 32 minutes there.
35:00 <Lumeah> :p.. 
35:00 <Lumeah> im piety 
35:00 <Lumeah> lol
35:00 <Q{{_BigTom> <Lumeah> im piety <-------
35:00 <Q{{_BigTom> :D
35:00 <Q{{_BigTom> failed impersonation
35:00 <Lumeah> so funny 
36:00 <Lumeah> lol yup
36:00 <Apples> hello Saemon
36:00 <Q{{_BigTom> * Lumeah (~AndCh
36:00 <Lumeah> andchat better 
36:00 <Q{{_BigTom> lol
36:00 <Lumeah> lol
37:00 <Q{{_BigTom> that is so embarassing
37:00 <Lumeah> what is 
37:00 <Q{{_BigTom> i would cover head with scarf for rest of day
37:00 <Q{{_BigTom> if that happens to me
38:00 <Q{{_BigTom> if i fail impersonation like u did
38:00 <Lumeah> no didn't try to. 
39:00 <Lumeah> someone else thinks im piety. 
42:00 <Fez> Wb lume
43:00 <Lumeah> ty fezzy
43:00 <mightnpower> Hi lumeah
44:00 <Lumeah> hi
44:00 <Q{{_BigTom> http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20140411-why-is-the-sea-so-salty
45:00 <Lumeah> someone make me lunch 
45:00 <mightnpower> OK I will
46:00 <Lumeah> what? 
46:00 <Fez> Pub lunch? ;)
47:00 <Fez> Game of pool after?
47:00 <Q{{_BigTom> ok
47:00 <Q{{_BigTom> loser run around table naked 8 times
48:00 <Fez> Pants down?
48:00 <Lumeah> nice 
48:00 <Q{{_BigTom> while not scaring of maidens in pub
48:00 <Q{{_BigTom> panats down and off
48:00 <Fez> Steak or snirzel lume?
48:00 <Fez> Snitzel?
48:00 <Q{{_BigTom> chicken kiev
48:00 <Lumeah> stake
48:00 <Fez> Or
49:00 <Q{{_BigTom> Lumeah, in olive oil pls
49:00 <Fez> Chicken parma?
49:00 <Lumeah> lol
49:00 <Q{{_BigTom> olive oil make her easier to swallow
49:00 <Lumeah> keranski? 
50:00 <Q{{_BigTom> thatll do
50:00 <Fez> We can do
50:00 <Lumeah> lol
50:00 <Fez> Thats after pub though
50:00 <Fez> Hehe
51:00 <Q{{_BigTom> i prefer my meal oiled and exhausted from wrestling first
51:00 <Lumeah> oh gonna ring me after?   cuz not into one offs.. 
52:00 <Lumeah> can hold a relationship.. lol
52:00 <Q{{_BigTom> yeh sure
52:00 <Lumeah> lol.. bull
52:00 <Q{{_BigTom> why women always looking for long term relationships?
52:00 <Q{{_BigTom> whats so good about it
53:00 <Fez> I want one
53:00 <Q{{_BigTom> they want to be long enuf to get sick of each other?
53:00 <Fez> But im too old now
53:00 <Q{{_BigTom> time to tell 
53:00 <Fez> Never got the 1 night stand shit
53:00 <Q{{_BigTom> time to spill the bean on the reason for it Lumeah 
54:00 <Q{{_BigTom> u missed out fez
54:00 <Lumeah> no he didn't 
55:00 <Q{{_BigTom> Lumeah knows
55:00 <Lumeah> .. familiarity and security. 
56:00 <Lumeah> i want a partner who's my best friend as well.. :p.. 
57:00 <Lumeah> i find gutless losses.. my man radar is broken. 
57:00 <Doodle> http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120724043923/degrassi/images/8/8d/Gay-seal_large.jpg
57:00 <Fez> Explain gutless
57:00 <Doodle> without guts
57:00 <Fez> In what terms?
57:00 <Doodle> intestinal fortitude
57:00 <Q{{_BigTom> she been gutted
57:00 <Fez> Ok
57:00 <Fez> .
58:00 <Q{{_BigTom> how else
58:00 <Q{{_BigTom> i know a magic spell to fix that Lumeah 
59:00 <Q{{_BigTom> but it would cost u
59:00 <Lumeah> cant stay around.. run away. deal with problems. don't take things as a insult to ego. 
59:00 <Lumeah> dont be a ass now q.. 
00:00 <Fez> Ah yep
00:00 <Fez> I find chicks like that
01:00 <Fez> Ive given up now though
01:00 <Lumeah> im old fashioned. 
01:00 <Fez> So not my prob
01:00 <Fez> Lol
01:00 <Lumeah> lol
01:00 <Fez> Same
01:00 <Q{{_BigTom> maybe im too
01:00 <Lumeah> but u wanna take me to the pub.. and look up my skirt. lol
01:00 <Q{{_BigTom> <-- modern, contemporary to old fashion
02:00 <Fez> I swear i was born 10-20 yrs too late
02:00 <Fez> No
02:00 <Q{{_BigTom> <--- lesser degree old fashion
02:00 <Fez> Look at your bum whike u take a shot
02:00 <Fez> Yes
02:00 <Lumeah> lol
02:00 <Q{{_BigTom> i rarely go to pub
02:00 <Q{{_BigTom> u got to pub often, Lumeah 
02:00 <Q{{_BigTom> goto*
03:00 <Lumeah> not alone 
04:00 <Lumeah> need food back later 
05:00 <Q{{_BigTom> ok
07:00 <PooSex> hai
08:00 <Q{{_BigTom> http://media.theage.com.au/national/selections/2001-a-space-odyssey-is-still-the-ultimate-trip-5339504.html?next_video=true
21:00 <Apples> PooSex
38:00 <Q{{_BigTom> http://www.dailylife.com.au/photogallery/news-and-views/dl-opinion/10-onscreen-dream-boats-that-would-make-terrible-boyfriends-in-real-life-20131126-2y7pp.html
53:00 <Q{{_BigTom> http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/yellow-bandana-carl-einar-hackner.htm
55:00 <Q{{_BigTom> http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/great-gatsby-visual-effects.htm
55:00 <TheRon> hello
57:00 <Serenity> hey you're back
57:00 <Serenity> wb
58:00 <TheRon> yeah, i had a bit of wanker trouble
58:00 <TheRon> the blues are doing well
58:00 <Serenity> its not on here
58:00 <Serenity> having to follow online
58:00 <TheRon> damn
58:00 <TheRon> i got foxtel go, stealing it off my brother
59:00 <Serenity> im trying to find a live stream
00:00 <TheRon> i haven't found one
01:00 <TheRon> chelsea is goal umpiring, thats a bonus
02:00 <Apples> What stream are you looking for?
02:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plOt3tfvigY
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lovers(Title Song) - Kathleen Battle (Subtitulado al español + Lyrics) (Sep 16, 2011) 4:10 - Category: Music - 21,441 views - 180 likes (97.3%), 5 dislikes (2.7%)
02:00 <Serenity> for the carlton melb game
02:00 <Apples> http://gofirstrow.eu/sport/aussie-rules.html
02:00 <Apples> Easy
03:00 <TheRon> carlton dominating but on 2 goals ahead
03:00 <Q{{> anyone got any good songs to share?
04:00 <TheRon> closer by nine inch nails?
04:00 <Serenity> ^
05:00 <Apples> Never Never - Korn
05:00 <TheRon> i like springsteen
06:00 <Apples> Blow me away - Breaking Benjamin
06:00 <Q{{> nah not so good
06:00 <Apples> Lies of the beautiful people - Sixx AM
07:00 <TheRon> electric sixx - gay bar
07:00 <Q{{> thats more simba's taste
07:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFn5U1qInF8
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wonderful Life by Lara Fabian (with lyrics) (Jan 30, 2009) 3:47 - Category: Music - 800,913 views - 2,587 likes (97.7%), 61 dislikes (2.3%)
07:00 <Apples> simba is a faggot, it would be sitting he likes faggot music
08:00 <TheRon> i thought it was pollock's
10:00 <TheRon> go dees
13:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqGTb4ZFAS8
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Whole New World - Aladdin - Inglês (English) (Mar 18, 2007) 4:08 - Category: Music - 6,876,503 views - 16,625 likes (97.6%), 407 dislikes (2.4%)
19:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=oZDcSrODALQ#t=15
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: PHANTOM OF THE OPERA LIVE - 1988 TONY AWARDS (Aug 12, 2007) 5:22 - Category: Music - 2,345,271 views - 5,898 likes (97.5%), 151 dislikes (2.5%)
20:00 <PietSAbabe> :)
23:00 <faux> Mr ducati kindly fuck off
23:00 <faux> Cheers
24:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rccJhrDqC-c
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sarah Brightman - Harem - Live From Las Vegas 720p HDTV (Sep 8, 2010) 7:09 - Category: Music - 152,926 views - 686 likes (98%), 14 dislikes (2%)
33:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32ZTjFW2RYo
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tom's Diner [Long Version] DNA feat. Suzanne Vega (1990) (Feb 2, 2011) 5:28 - Category: Music - 122,113 views - 582 likes (99.1%), 5 dislikes (0.9%)
34:00 <TheRon> yes dees!!!
39:00 <PietSAbabe> VAGINAS RULE
39:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCDAfa-NI-M
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Curtis Mayfield - Pusherman (Mar 25, 2010) 5:06 - Category: Music - 3,866,641 views - 18,486 likes (98.2%), 347 dislikes (1.8%)
40:00 <Q{{> yo got that right PietSAbabe :D
40:00 <TheRon> except for that time of the month
41:00 <PietSAbabe> never use hot water or it will stain
41:00 <Q{{> that reminds me of this of this film i saw years ago
41:00 <Q{{> seems like a decade or so
42:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y81iqljQF_I
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Friday Part 1 HD 1 (Feb 10, 2013) 4:44 - Category: People and Blogs - 164,928 views - 379 likes (92.9%), 29 dislikes (7.1%)
45:00 <Apples> [[[[[pong]]]]]
46:00 <Apples> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[pong]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
48:00 <PietSAbabe> dong
48:00 <PietSAbabe> boong
48:00 <TheRon> a little racist
51:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjIPzyVlK60
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Opus III - It's A Fine Day (Oct 22, 2007) 3:34 - Category: Music - 2,299,738 views - 11,344 likes (98.6%), 166 dislikes (1.4%)
52:00 <BlackDevil> Q{{ mate
52:00 <PietSAbabe> IM A FACIST
52:00 <BlackDevil> flooding youtube
52:00 <PietSAbabe> NOT A RACIST
52:00 <PietSAbabe> you cumhead!!!!!!
52:00 <PietSAbabe> :PPP
55:00 <Defunct> to get blood out of clothes?
56:00 <Defunct> yeah I've heard that
56:00 <BlackDevil> PietSAbabe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8200emB2jE
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Name FAIL (Apr 11, 2014) 0:41 - Category: People and Blogs - 10 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
57:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdrL3QxjyVw
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lana Del Rey - Summertime Sadness (Aug 23, 2013) 4:43 - Category: Music - 18,338,705 views - 160,817 likes (97.4%), 4,371 dislikes (2.6%)
58:00 <TheRon> goo goo dolls - slide
58:00 <Q{{> man i feel i can do anything given time
59:00 <Q{{> wondering if i should
00:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dce_1397221153
00:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: THAT is what is called a quickie - 28 seconds including foreplay (Date: Mar-9-2013, 16 hours ago) - Views: 50653 - Played: 56097
01:00 <Q{{> i saw a lil dog went lil hole between the gate to root huge dog behind the fence other day
01:00 <Q{{> lol
03:00 <faux> Stop typing 
03:00 <TheRon> yeah faux stop typing :)
03:00 <faux> I haven't been typing 
04:00 <TheRon> but you just typed and you just did it again
04:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIzXOT4bOrU
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Katie Melua - A Moment Of Madness (Nov 21, 2012) 3:57 - Category: Music - 21,749 views - 197 likes (99%), 2 dislikes (1%)
05:00 <Q{{> :)
07:00 <Excessive> let's lurve n kill liek seventeen!!!!!!!!!!
07:00 <BlackDevil> Excessive http://imgur.com/1cpkWpf
08:00 <Excessive> is it a he lookin like a she BlackDevil?
08:00 <BlackDevil> no its a she
08:00 <BlackDevil> being a pony
09:00 <Excessive> rite
12:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh9C7nQHmII
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: What DJs Do These Days... (Original) (Apr 7, 2014) 1:21 - Category: Music - 53,945 views - 578 likes (94.3%), 35 dislikes (5.7%)
14:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2LkGR1Aa4g
14:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrAtAxx4c8A
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hera - Stúlkan sem starir á hafið (Mar 31, 2008) 4:29 - Category: Music - 189,614 views - 483 likes (96.6%), 17 dislikes (3.4%)
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Muse - Cave [HD] (This video contains content that has been decided to block it in your country.) - - -
19:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBxDkepDGhg
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Date not found) - - -
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Эти славные бультерьеры. Funny Bull Terriers. (Feb 13, 2013) 1:31 - Category: Pets and Animals - 88,584 views - 215 likes (97.7%), 5 dislikes (2.3%)
21:00 <TheRon> alright who is drinking??
21:00 <Excessive> I drank last nite
22:00 <TheRon> back it up
22:00 <Excessive> nah
22:00 <TheRon> weak
23:00 <TheRon> great goal dees
23:00 <Excessive> I'mnah go n part some cheeks n then have a shower, bbs
24:00 <TheRon> classy
24:00 <Nikky`> tmi - seriously
24:00 <Nikky`> Can we make it 4 for 4 TheRon?
25:00 <TheRon> yep
25:00 <Nikky`> Hope so
25:00 <TheRon> it's a certainty
25:00 <TheRon> watching dees and carlton, if blues lose this is gonna be fun
26:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, that will not go down well if they lose this game
26:00 <Nikky`> Hey Bellatrix :o)
26:00 <TheRon> nope
26:00 <Bellatrix> Hey Nikky`
26:00 <TheRon> dees are 16 points up
26:00 <Nikky`> Be nice if they win tho
26:00 <Bellatrix> Who is the favourite?
26:00 <TheRon> we're not sure
26:00 <Bellatrix> hrmm
27:00 <Apples> Bellatrix, where is anonymity?
27:00 <Apples> Where is diditforthelulz?
27:00 <Apples> where is Dylan Crow?
27:00 <Bellatrix> err
27:00 <Bellatrix> How the fuck would I know?
28:00 <TheRon> how come when you have a costume party, about 15 blokes turn up dressed like the crow??
28:00 <Nikky`> Easy to dress?
28:00 <Nikky`> Men like it simple
28:00 <TheRon> dunno
28:00 <Nikky`> no fuss
28:00 <Nikky`> simple, like men are :P
28:00 <TheRon> i go as a priest because it's simple
28:00 <TheRon> black shirt and some paper
30:00 <Doodle> [15:28] <Doodle> who wants to wash my car for me
30:00 <Doodle> [15:29] <Doodle> you know, get your kit off and get all soapy
30:00 <Doodle> [15:29] <Doodle> and let rivulets of water run between your heaving breasts
30:00 <Doodle> any takers
30:00 <Nikky`> I would but my breasts won't impress you
30:00 <Nikky`> :P
30:00 <TheRon> i costume party starting with "p", i sticky taped some party poppers to my shirt
30:00 <Doodle> unlikely Nikky`, do you have 2 of them?
30:00 <Nikky`> I have never been to one
31:00 <Nikky`> I possibly do
31:00 <Doodle> then i'm already impressed
31:00 <Nikky`> lol
31:00 <Nikky`> So easy
31:00 <TheRon> me too
31:00 <BlackDevil> TheRon http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1397280636435.jpg
31:00 <Doodle> TheRon have you been through mt clear roundabout recently
32:00 <TheRon> what's recently?
32:00 <Bellatrix> I bought this for a 1950's party im going to: http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/50s-Vintage-Dress-Red-Heart-Print-Black-Long-Costume-Pinup-H-R-London-size-8-18/390721815050?_trksid=p2045573.c100033.m2042&_trkparms=aid%3D111000%26algo%3DREC.RVI%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20131017132637%26meid%3D6144798488819582591%26pid%3D100033%26prg%3D20131017132637%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D4%26sd%3D390721815050
32:00 <Doodle> like since they ripped it up
32:00 <TheRon> yes i think i have 
32:00 <Doodle> do you think my car will deal with it ok
32:00 <Doodle> i was gonna go to midvale car wash
32:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvW1UsfNtKI
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Leonard Cohen - In my secret life (hrvatski prijevod) (Sep 22, 2013) 4:56 - Category: Music - 7,632 views - 48 likes (96%), 2 dislikes (4%)
33:00 <TheRon> you almost need to wash your car on the street
34:00 <Doodle> might go skipton st instead
34:00 <Doodle> or that new one near eclipse
34:00 <TheRon> that could work
34:00 <Doodle> i cbf doing it by hand when its just gonna rain
34:00 <Doodle> but i have pawprints all over it
34:00 <TheRon> not raining till monday
34:00 <Nikky`> wash mine too?
35:00 <Doodle> bring it over Nikky`
35:00 <Nikky`> Excellent - long drive but worth it, I hope
35:00 <Doodle> i do an excellent job
35:00 <TheRon> doodle looks like channing tatum
35:00 <TheRon> don't you doodle
35:00 <Doodle> who is that
35:00 <Pieter> I CANT FIND MY 
35:00 <Nikky`> What i'm going for..a bit of Doodle
35:00 <Pieter> TAMPONS
36:00 <TheRon> that bloke out of white house down
36:00 <Pieter> I want my water
36:00 <Doodle> hang on let me google
36:00 <Pieter> I want my
36:00 <TheRon> family guy takes the piss out of him all the time
36:00 <Bellatrix> hrmm
36:00 <Bellatrix> I think it's almost nap time :D
36:00 <Doodle> looool
36:00 <Pieter> I want my clothes off
36:00 <Pieter> BATH
36:00 <Doodle> yes i look just like that
36:00 <Nikky`> I shall be having a nap soon
36:00 <Pieter> ... and some water
36:00 <Doodle> only with smaller jugs
36:00 <Pieter> MR MATEYYYY
36:00 <Bellatrix> Nikky`, ^5 :D
37:00 <Bellatrix> hah
37:00 <Pieter> im going bed in a min
37:00 <Bellatrix> a
37:00 <Pieter> bed bed bed
37:00 <Nikky`> I be in bed already
37:00 <TheRon> pieter hands above the sheets
37:00 <Bellatrix> sounds like you have been up for a while piet :P
37:00 <Pieter> see how high i can get that cum to go
37:00 <Doodle> :/
37:00 <Pieter> draw a line on the wall
37:00 <Doodle> ok thats my cue to leave
37:00 <Doodle> bblzzzzzz
37:00 <Pieter> im training to become a fireman
37:00 <Nikky`> Ok Doodle.. wash it good
37:00 <TheRon> yep that would do it
38:00 <Pieter> GO!
38:00 <Lumeah> lol you are not
38:00 <Pieter> :)
38:00 <Bellatrix> twat
38:00 <Lumeah> lol
38:00 <Pieter> tease.
38:00 <Bellatrix> Not to you :P
38:00 <Pieter> all good
38:00 <Pieter> i got my Lumeah
38:00 <Pieter> she entertains me
38:00 <Bellatrix> ahh...
39:00 <Pieter> better than you anyway
39:00 <Pieter> :)
39:00 <Bellatrix> so you're the new love interest Lumeah? :P
39:00 <Lumeah> are you watching playschool?
39:00 <TheRon> sorry carlton but this is terrible
39:00 <Bellatrix> What ever helps you sleep at night Pieter :P
39:00 <Lumeah> you entertain me ol
39:00 <Q{{> who u spying wif ur lil eyes, Lumeah?
40:00 <Pieter> Bellatrix: she does :)
40:00 <Pieter> BETTER THAN YOU!
40:00 <Bellatrix> Thats because I *dont* put out :P
40:00 <Q{{> pfft playschool
40:00 <Q{{> im way past that
40:00 <Pieter> like fuck you dont :/
40:00 <Q{{> hi 5 is way to go nowadays
41:00 <Bellatrix> mmmhmmm
41:00 <Bellatrix> No way Q{{
41:00 <Pieter> you put out to a retard
41:00 <Pieter> quite insulting really
41:00 <Bellatrix> retard?
41:00 <Pieter> but *shrug*
41:00 <TheRon> you are retired?
41:00 <Pieter> if thts what ya settle for
41:00 <Pieter> go for it
41:00 <Bellatrix> who are you talking about?
41:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgOVocpgfdw
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wish Upon A Star - Hi-5 - Season 8 Song of the Week (May 3, 2013) 3:14 - Category: Entertainment - 36,686 views - 65 likes (75.6%), 21 dislikes (24.4%)
42:00 <TheRon> so many dads like watching hi-5\
42:00 <Bellatrix> Amd if you are talking about who I think are you are talking about, go ahead, believe everyone else barr me! 
42:00 <Bellatrix> *And
42:00 <Bellatrix> Anyways, conversation over!
42:00 <Pieter> we both know its true :/
42:00 <Pieter> yes
42:00 <Pieter> ofcourse
42:00 <Pieter> conversation over.
42:00 <Pieter> when it suits you
42:00 <Bellatrix> Pieter,  I NEVER do this
43:00 <Bellatrix> but I swear on my mother's grave (may she rest in peace) I NEVER DID!!!
43:00 <Pieter> im going to bed
43:00 <Q{{> dinasaur from time of old
43:00 <Pieter> mmmm k
43:00 <Bellatrix> so anyways, believe who/what you want
43:00 <Lumeah> night piety
43:00 <Lumeah> lol
43:00 <Pieter> gonna go  catnap
43:00 <Pieter> bbl
43:00 <Lumeah> ok
43:00 <Bellatrix> urgh
43:00 <Pieter> nite
43:00 <Lumeah> */me bites back
43:00 <Bellatrix> cunt!
44:00 <Lumeah> *me bites back
44:00 <Lumeah> lol
44:00 <Lumeah> ook
44:00 <Q{{> whats ur fav hi5 song
44:00 <Pieter> im the cunt
44:00 <Pieter> righto
44:00 <Lumeah> i hate hhii 5
44:00 <Q{{> oh rage exit
44:00 <Pieter> maybe i should put out more
44:00 <Pieter> ahh well
44:00 <Pieter> anyway im going 
44:00 <Pieter> bbl
45:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3Fkuq5Lf0Q
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Leonard Cohen - Hallelujah (original studio version)+Lyrics (Nov 14, 2009) 4:37 - Category: Music - 3,841,244 views - 11,001 likes (97%), 344 dislikes (3%)
49:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkP8CgCPFbY
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shrek 2: I Need A Hero (Sep 30, 2009) 4:07 - Category: Entertainment - 3,606,309 views - 5,728 likes (94%), 364 dislikes (6%)
50:00 <Q{{> okay who's fresh from a fight here?
51:00 <Q{{> <.<
51:00 <Q{{> >.>
52:00 <Q{{> <-- loves hi5
52:00 <Q{{> Lumeah, is my arch enemy now!
54:00 <stompin> YA MUMMAS TITS ON FIRE
55:00 <TheRon> 10hrs for yeah i get ya
59:00 <Mayhem> hay guise o/`
59:00 <TheRon> sticks kernahan looks worried
01:00 <TheRon> melbourne by 22
05:00 <Mayhem> long schlong silver
07:00 <Excessive> right
07:00 <Excessive> now ...........
08:00 <Excessive> the scissors
11:00 <Q{{> https://soundcloud.com/theworld/first-days-she-went-to-bed
11:00 <TheRon> 2min 20 till the carlton fallout begins
12:00 <Excessive> gots the beer TheRon?
12:00 <TheRon> ohh yeah
12:00 <Excessive> so gd tiems to be had then aye?
12:00 <TheRon> yes!
12:00 <Excessive> :)
13:00 <TheRon> can you blow the smoke rings??
13:00 <Excessive> aye
16:00 <TheRon> well dones dees
17:00 <Excessive> lo :)
17:00 <Bastardly_One> [[[[[pong]]]]] is still here
17:00 <Bastardly_One> awesome
17:00 <TheRon> fuck me port by a shit load
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Excessive
17:00 <TheRon> dees won b1
17:00 <TheRon> it's great isn't it
17:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck right off
17:00 <TheRon> bit raw?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I give up saying we win any game
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I am livid 
18:00 <TheRon> you can't tip them anymore
18:00 <Bastardly_One> this is proof of it being rigged!
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't tip them no matter what!
18:00 <Excessive> tis a fckn convict's game ........... some carnt rips somethin orff n the rest all chase after him n tackle him etc
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I've lost us four games in a row
18:00 <Bastardly_One> *has a massive tantrum*
18:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking MELBOURNE! 
19:00 <TheRon> go dees
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I'm not bitter
19:00 <TheRon> the footy shows on monday are gonna be awesome
19:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Pollick! start on this cunt!
19:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
20:00 <Bastardly_One> *Pollock too
20:00 <TheRon> pollock is a dick
20:00 <Bastardly_One> did you get my messages how to get around it?
20:00 <BlackDevil> no i didnt
20:00 <TheRon> on mirc now
20:00 <TheRon> the guy just has no life
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, was TheRon's turn BlackDevil
20:00 <TheRon> and the ops do fuck all about him
20:00 <Bastardly_One> for daring to tell the cunt to fuck up with his bullshit with me 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and I told you why the ops do nothing
21:00 <BlackDevil> i did fuck to him
21:00 <BlackDevil> he is zlined
21:00 <BlackDevil> but he uses proxies
21:00 <BlackDevil> and bots in here
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
21:00 <Bastardly_One> he's trying to tell me he's got Me keylogged and a worm now 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> sad little cunt 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Justine!
22:00 <Bastardly_One> where are you in Melbourne by the way
22:00 <Excessive> I lawl at the way he gives ultimatums though
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Justine is Pong
22:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> no
22:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> only 1 pong
22:00 <TheRon> if the guy had a life he'd be dangerous
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and your Justin
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Justine 
22:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> noo
23:00 <Bastardly_One> no, I'm not him ... but that'd be fun eh?
23:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Apples is [email protected] * honk <---- justin
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh that's Justin
23:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder that cunt knows all about me 
23:00 <TheRon> hi justin credible
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been wanting to know who that is for ages
24:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[pong]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought it was Rattlesnake if you remember him
24:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds heaps like him
24:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> he is gone
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and Wookie is BeanieBabe
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've a great story about her if you wanna hear it 
25:00 <TheRon> does wookie refer to bush?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Wookie-Stroker the charmer calls herself
25:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> b1 is really Deafie
25:00 <Bastardly_One> she's a gross creature
25:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG Deafie!
25:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder what happened to that guy
25:00 <Serenity> jackie is gross
25:00 <Serenity> just putting that out there
25:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> and MungoGee
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah Wookie got done for 2 yrs for trying to import 3 tonnes of pot into the country from PNG
26:00 <TheRon> sorry about carlton Serenity
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I like asking her if I can get on 
26:00 <Serenity> TheRon im fucking disgusted
26:00 <BlackDevil> well time for me to smoke pot
26:00 <TheRon> i think we all are
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm doing that right now BlackDevil
26:00 <Serenity> i dont even have anything to say
26:00 <Serenity> theres no excuse
26:00 <TheRon> heads will roll??
26:00 <Bastardly_One> either do I 
26:00 <Serenity> i think mick needs to be fired
26:00 <Serenity> tbh
26:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[pong]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I can throw lots of shit 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not Mick's fault
27:00 <TheRon> that would be expensive
27:00 <Bastardly_One> we can't play without certain players ... the psych goes
27:00 <Serenity> it would be expensive but hes done nothing for us
27:00 <Bastardly_One> look who's out ... we fuck up everytime the cunt is out 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> he's done heaps
27:00 <Bastardly_One> look at last year
27:00 <Serenity> the whole club. players coach ceos everything need to start looking at what the fuck theyre up to
27:00 <Bastardly_One> he turned us around completely
27:00 <TheRon> is there a better coach out there??
27:00 <Bastardly_One> we cant play without Judd and co in 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> why I don't know 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> the psych just disappears
28:00 <Serenity> i just ugh
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and we have no fucking clue without certain players
28:00 <Serenity> never actually been ashamed of being a blues fan before. but im coming close
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I am 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> today was ... 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I have not one excuse
28:00 <Serenity> it was fucking outrageous
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Richmond I thought it was just the fact it was Richmond
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and both teams fuck up against each other
29:00 <Bastardly_One> but today? OMG!
29:00 <Serenity> that officially makes us the worst team in the legue
29:00 <Serenity> you know this right
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm starting to believe AFL is seriously rigged as fuck
29:00 <Serenity> league
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yes :(
29:00 <Bastardly_One> next the Suns will flog us
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and we'll lose to St Kilda by 20 goals
30:00 <Serenity> shits fucked when life long members cant even stick up for their teams losses anymore
30:00 <TheRon> the suns could actually flog you
30:00 <Serenity> the suns are better than melb
30:00 <Serenity> so..
30:00 <Bastardly_One> that was My point 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> the suns could flog us beyond recognition the way we're playing
31:00 <Serenity> we might as well just forfeit the rest of the season
31:00 <Serenity> save some shame
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I know Mick is trying a couple of things but it's no excuse for how we play without certain players playing
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's the real shame
32:00 <Bastardly_One> here have I been saying Melbourne should be demoted and Nth Ballarat promoted
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but after the last 4 games I dunno if I want that now 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> one more team to lose to
33:00 <BlackDevil> element is trying to get on
34:00 <Bastardly_One> change to mibbit TheRon :P
34:00 <TheRon> would be handy
34:00 <Bastardly_One> actually make sure your flood protection is on 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <Serenity> im comfort eating now
35:00 <Serenity> fuck those cunts
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm comfort bonging
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I was so shattered
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and My housemate is a Melbourne supporter and watching the delayed telecast
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and laughing 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> wish there was a real life no kick ban
36:00 <Serenity> if i had bongs id be on it
36:00 <Serenity> depressing cunts
38:00 <TheRon> how do i flodd protect?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> how do you think I feel?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Richmond family and Melbourne housemate
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ok, options
38:00 <faux> I think you'd feel pretty gay watching gayfl
39:00 <TheRon> in mibbit
39:00 <faux> Hehehe
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and look in the panel for flood
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... oh you can't
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I was saying that to be a cunt :P
39:00 <Shadowgate> be funny yous lol hahahah
39:00 <Bastardly_One> hey forks
39:00 <TheRon> so far so good
39:00 <faux> Hi
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
39:00 <Shadowgate> faux is adorable aww
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm onto the chocolate now
40:00 <faux> yes
40:00 <Serenity> i have doritos
40:00 <Serenity> and salsa mixed with a little sour cream its delicious fat people food
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm mixing chocolate and cheetos
40:00 <TheRon> let's go crazy
40:00 <TheRon> let's go nuts
42:00 <Bastardly_One> this just came into My head
42:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8295rOMvtQI
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Incubus - Wish You Were Here (Oct 24, 2009) 3:33 - Category: Music - 9,367,926 views - 39,342 likes (98.6%), 576 dislikes (1.4%)
43:00 <Fez> Hi
43:00 <TheRon> rem - nightswimming
43:00 <Bastardly_One> what'd be your favourite REM song?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet it's a commercial one
43:00 <TheRon> drive
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a few ... South Central Rain would be up there
44:00 <faux> Yum
44:00 <faux> Salsa and sour cream would be delicious why haven't I thought of that 
44:00 <faux> It'd get rid of the chilliness too
44:00 <faux> Excellent 
45:00 <TheRon> nachos??
45:00 <CannibalClown> its delish
45:00 <Bastardly_One> REMs first ever tv appearance
45:00 <Bastardly_One> on Letterman
45:00 <TheRon> beer me up scotty
45:00 <faux> I smashed a whole thibgy of Pringles yesterday and today so I went for a walk cos I felt terrible
45:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ykp0Vq77IBw
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: REM - So. Central Rain (Mar 10, 2006) 4:58 - Category: Music - 491,921 views - 1,272 likes (98.1%), 24 dislikes (1.9%)
45:00 <faux> :\
46:00 <Bastardly_One> actually My favourite is one Micheal Stipe doesn't actually sing
46:00 <faux> My
47:00 <Bastardly_One> My ... bow down 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> *my
47:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up down there *pats the top of your head*
47:00 <CannibalClown> you realize that noone is actually listening 
48:00 <CannibalClown> let alone care
48:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!
48:00 <CannibalClown> booooobs
48:00 <Excessive> [02:12] <Bastardly_One> yeah well, I'm so left wing I slant to the left when I walk ........... it's how I try n tell u "don't back the unionists" ....... y? ......... cause they're anti govt! ........... soz, but I was referrin to ur convo above, jus that I wanted to find the log to be able to say wat I wanted to say
48:00 <CannibalClown>  ( . Y . )
49:00 <TheRon> they are pretty amazing
49:00 <CannibalClown> woah
49:00 <CannibalClown> wtf
49:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkM1pTmlhYI
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: R.E.M. - "Superman" (Sep 22, 2011) 2:54 - Category: Music - 10,343 views - 54 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
49:00 <TheRon> it's still rock n roll to me
49:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck Excessive? two days later?
50:00 <Excessive> nah ...........
50:00 <Bastardly_One> typical right winger ... takes you that long to retort
50:00 <TheRon> bloody liberals
50:00 <CannibalClown> this isnt murika
50:00 <Excessive> I was wantin to say it while u were on abt the footy
50:00 <Excessive> jus above there ^]
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you should of 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> the footy can get fucked!
50:00 <Excessive> jus that I had to get that log
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm going to Melbourne this week for training
51:00 <Bastardly_One> with a loaded gun
51:00 <TheRon> gws and bulldogs are playing now
51:00 <Serenity> stop fucking talking about football
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't!
51:00 <Bastardly_One> He did!
51:00 <Doodle> hadn't even been home for 30 secs from the car wash
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea football sux
51:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t31.0-8/891926_10202163901592633_8344241456740752390_o.jpg
52:00 <TheRon> they just know
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh Doodle ... start finding excuses like TheRon
52:00 <TheRon> excuses??
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I think john wouldn't mind having a beer
52:00 <Bastardly_One> he's thinking about coming up for something else
52:00 <Doodle> i have cancer of the penis
52:00 <Bastardly_One> hah!
52:00 <Bastardly_One> about time a bird got that car
53:00 <Doodle> lol
53:00 <TheRon> gold! always believing you're so.....
53:00 <Bastardly_One> it's
53:00 <Q{{> theyre remaking "the birds"
53:00 <Bastardly_One> always believe in your soul 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't it?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm gonna have to play that shit to find out now
53:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Spandau Ballet-Gold.mp3 (8.9MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 9:43)
53:00 <TheRon> i couldn;t remember
53:00 <Doodle> same
53:00 <Q{{> u know which bird done it?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme find out 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
54:00 <Q{{> give it the evol look
54:00 <Bastardly_One> thank you for coming here
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm sorry the chairs are all worn
54:00 <TheRon> i'll get the shotty
54:00 <Bastardly_One> hurry up and get to the chorus 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> here we go
54:00 <Bastardly_One> always believe in your soul
54:00 <Q{{> laser then taser it
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you've got the power to know 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> thought so 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> *turns it off*
55:00 <TheRon> is it true that rice kills birds??
55:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno but it could you'd think
55:00 <Q{{> nope
55:00 <Bastardly_One> the bloating effect
55:00 <Q{{> grapes and berries do
56:00 <Bastardly_One> asprins kill birds
56:00 <Q{{> fermentated one
56:00 <Q{{> they get drunk and lead flock to death
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if ^matty^ is here?
56:00 <TheRon> the only card i need is the ace of spades
56:00 <Bastardly_One> he's part of our cheer squad
56:00 <Bastardly_One> the poor cunt
57:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iwC2QljLn4
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Motörhead - Ace Of Spades (Sep 9, 2009) 2:44 - Category: Music - 8,504,241 views - 33,158 likes (98.1%), 639 dislikes (1.9%)
57:00 <TheRon> i listen to motorhead before i play bowls
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd thought you'd get hyped to Barry White
58:00 <TheRon> nah man
58:00 <Bastardly_One> or Mannilow
58:00 <Bastardly_One> swoon all the old ladies
58:00 <TheRon> that's night time stuff
58:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooh
58:00 <Q{{> whos stebie
59:00 <TheRon> at the club i grab the mic and start doing sinatra numbers
59:00 <Q{{> old women tipped u?
00:00 <Excessive> TheRon, https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=640013122679074&set=vb.100000111760857&type=2&theater
00:00 <TheRon> a bit of witchcraft, lady is a tramp and fly me to the moon
00:00 <Q{{> did they buy u drinks after?
01:00 <TheRon> i get grannypants
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm heater pricing
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Big W is open until 8pm
02:00 <TheRon> but you don't drive
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and I need a small heater for the two rooms I have
02:00 <TheRon> you need a hot car at big w at that time of night
02:00 <Q{{> omg grannies their undies at u!
02:00 <Q{{> throw their*
02:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmm I live like 15min slow walk from the CBD remember
02:00 <TheRon> classy aye
02:00 <Doodle> lol big w
02:00 <Bastardly_One> on Peel near the BBC
03:00 <Doodle> was better when it was just curtis st carpark
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah yeah but it's cheap and open 
03:00 <Doodle> drop oil, go through the esses
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that's right
03:00 <Doodle> wait for the cops
03:00 <Doodle> and the council with the sand truck
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Centrelink was the only thing there too
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and the hamburger cart
04:00 <Excessive> this is wat they're doin ovah here ......... http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/newslocal/north-shore/woolworths-supermarket-in-crows-nest-will-be-demolished/story-fngr8h9d-1226813887208
04:00 <TheRon> lettttt's let's stay together
05:00 <Q{{> http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/graduating-in-home-study-of-life-skills-20140411-36ii1.html
05:00 <Bastardly_One> suffer ... you'll have to go elsewhere to shop
06:00 <Bastardly_One> why did I think the xbox one was so dear?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that seems ok with Titanfall as well for $576
08:00 <stebie> Q{{, i'm stebie
08:00 <stebie> ^_^
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> hm titanfall
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't believe the hype
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> apparently it's great
08:00 <Bastardly_One> was just thinking that seemed an ok price for the system and a game as well
09:00 <TheRon> i'm fabio, the most beautiful man in the cosmos
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so are a lot of things supposedly great
10:00 <Excessive> jus that u're always at the other side of great
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> i am just waiting for xbox one to be running direct x 12
10:00 <Bastardly_One> so it's on 11 I assume
10:00 <Q{{> http://www.theage.com.au/entertainment/comedy/ronny-chieng-laughing-a-career-out-of-court-20140408-36b3x.html
10:00 <Q{{> scanned another article
11:00 <Bastardly_One> found a cheap arse heater
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and supposedly blows cold, warm and hot air 
11:00 <TheRon> skid row - i remember you
11:00 <Bastardly_One> can I be fucked going for a walk is the question
11:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, 18 and Life
12:00 <Bastardly_One> much better song
12:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Q
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that life skills course
12:00 <Bastardly_One> we've got one of those at my uni
12:00 <TheRon> that movie called q is awesome, 
12:00 <TheRon> basically porn
13:00 <Bastardly_One> they have a little house simulation
13:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o67QfGMslfE
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: RONNY CHIENG: TARDIS trip advisor - Set List: Stand-Up Without a Net (Feb 7, 2014) 5:09 - Category: Comedy - 15,207 views - 158 likes (89.3%), 19 dislikes (10.7%)
15:00 <stebie> melbourne victory is pwning
15:00 <Excessive> did anyone ever like this? ........... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDKwCvD56kw
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Youth Of The Nation (Video shot to Album Version Audio) (Oct 26, 2009) 4:05 - Category: Music - 9,782,617 views - 49,048 likes (99.1%), 470 dislikes (0.9%)
15:00 <stebie> \m/
16:00 <TheRon> western bulldogs haven't started yet
16:00 <stebie> they'll probably get pwned
16:00 <stebie> :<
16:00 <TheRon> like brisbane?
16:00 <stebie> hopefully not as bad
16:00 <TheRon> brisbane got f'd in the a on saturday
16:00 <stebie> today
16:00 <stebie> yeah
16:00 <TheRon> yes!
17:00 <stebie> :P
17:00 <stebie> lol, the game is already over so the fans have started a conga line
17:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Clash - Rock the Casbah.mp3 (3.36MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:40)
17:00 <TheRon> gws?
18:00 <stebie> TheRon, nah at the phoenix/victory a-league game
18:00 <TheRon> ah ok
18:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1549488_753593594675356_2860236275063099585_n.jpg
18:00 <Doodle> every time stebie comes online
18:00 <TheRon> the victory win?
18:00 <stebie> lol Doodle :\
18:00 <Doodle> ^_^
19:00 <stebie> TheRon, winning, currently 0-4, 86th min
19:00 <TheRon> nice
20:00 <TheRon> i watch santo sam and ed
20:00 <stebie> lol yeah that's entertaining (some of the time anyway)
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the only winning in the footy this year I'll see
20:00 <TheRon> yeah well
20:00 <Bastardly_One> is Victory and Liverpool
20:00 <TheRon> sam tries so does ed
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I give up on the AFL for this year already
21:00 <stebie> Bastardly_One, carlton?
21:00 <stebie> yeah they didn't have a good one
21:00 <TheRon> i call it lacklustre
21:00 <stebie> when you lose to melbourne, you know it's not a good year
21:00 <TheRon> or just shithouse
22:00 <Bastardly_One> get fucked
22:00 <TheRon> to melbournes credit they didn't overpossess the bull and went direct
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't see the damn problem except as I said before ... we just can't play and lose the psych without ceratin players
23:00 <TheRon> did jarrad waite get dropped??
24:00 <TheRon> is carlton just allergic to success is that the problem??
24:00 <simba> told u melbourne would beat carlton
25:00 <DemonsRun> Boringggg
25:00 <simba> carlton are a messed up unhappy club
25:00 <DemonsRun> Two shit teams
25:00 <TheRon> whereas port.......
25:00 <DemonsRun> Shit too
25:00 <TheRon> brisbane shouldn't have sacked voss
25:00 <simba> TheRon port are obviously on the up
25:00 <TheRon> oh yes
26:00 <stebie> wow what a goal
26:00 <TheRon> a geelong player coach will do that
26:00 <stebie> 1-4
26:00 <DemonsRun> Geelong <3
26:00 <TheRon> consolation goal
26:00 <stebie> yeah, t'was a nice one though
26:00 <stebie> all over
27:00 <TheRon> ken hinkley comes from a winning culture
27:00 <simba> port by 113
27:00 <simba> port r kingz
27:00 <TheRon> it is only brisbane
27:00 <simba> yeah but you have to come into a good club to make it work, see: adelaide and sando
27:00 <TheRon> i hate to rain on the parade
27:00 <simba> sando good, crows bad
27:00 <simba> dw you arent
27:00 <Bastardly_One> the percentanges are what counts too
28:00 <TheRon> sando is playing an attacking game but hasn't got the forwards to do it
28:00 <simba> he hasnt got anything
28:00 <simba> but a cheating club of no draftees!!
29:00 <TheRon> if only essendon lost some draft picks
29:00 <simba> cant believe i tipped melbourne all week then changed it this morning
29:00 <simba> i knew carlton were nothing
29:00 <TheRon> why why why?!
30:00 <simba> shoulda gone with me gut
30:00 <simba> ur gut always knows best
31:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10001354_10201233737240112_2471550082688250169_n.jpg
31:00 <Bastardly_One> see what happens when I think we're gonna win?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I give the fuck up
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and you better stop talking before Serenity notices
31:00 <Bastardly_One> she might ban 
31:00 <simba> serenity doesnt influence how i use irc
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> we're livid 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> as you would be being a Carlton supporter
32:00 <DemonsRun> Oh look
32:00 <DemonsRun> Another dig
32:00 <TheRon> i missed the talk back after the game
32:00 <simba> i thought u were just a carlton fan
32:00 <TheRon> was it lively
33:00 <Bastardly_One> what dig? who? where?
33:00 <simba> port game was lively 36k in da city
33:00 <TheRon> nice
33:00 <TheRon> get that every week you'd be happy
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Port are on a roll and I don't like it
33:00 <simba> $$$$$$$PROFIT$$$$$$$$
34:00 <TheRon> ooh yeah
34:00 <TheRon> i give gold coast a chance tomorrow
34:00 <TheRon> not much of one but a chance
34:00 <simba> good games all of them
34:00 <simba> syd north 2
34:00 <Doodle> remember when it wasnt footy season
34:00 <Doodle> how was the serenity
34:00 <TheRon> to break the seal or not to break the seal
35:00 <DemonsRun> Geelong played?
35:00 <simba> no tonight they play
35:00 <DemonsRun> TheRon: Don't
35:00 <DemonsRun> Hold out
35:00 <DemonsRun> Play who simba ?
35:00 <TheRon> my thoughts
35:00 <simba> da eagles
35:00 <DemonsRun> Ugh
35:00 <simba> we got the eagles next, then cats after!!
35:00 <DemonsRun> This party better have the tv on the footy
35:00 <TheRon> $1.20 geelong, wce $3.20
35:00 <simba> geelong hawks next week!!
36:00 <TheRon> geelong ftw
36:00 <simba> geelong got brutal few weeks
36:00 <DemonsRun> Geelong <3
36:00 <TheRon> don't you slip, don't you slip in love with the girls on the avenue
36:00 <simba> Geelong *emoticon for killing cats*
37:00 <TheRon> geelong has ruck options this season, makes a change
38:00 <DemonsRun> I should get dressed
38:00 <TheRon> the gws game is close
38:00 <DemonsRun> Someone dress me
38:00 <DemonsRun> Please?
39:00 <TheRon> you a chick?
39:00 <DemonsRun> Yes
39:00 <DemonsRun> Durr
39:00 <TheRon> i'll take the bullet
39:00 <DemonsRun> From who?
40:00 <DemonsRun> Hair & makeup too.
40:00 <TheRon> i dunno, you could be a woofer for all i know
40:00 <simba> TheRon can pull ur arms through ur jumper and ill aply teh make up
40:00 <DemonsRun> A what now?
40:00 <TheRon> i'll give it a crack, could look a bit whorish
40:00 <DemonsRun> No more than usual in sure
41:00 <TheRon> a shower and scrubbing too?
42:00 <DemonsRun> Sorry Serenity claimed the job now
42:00 <DemonsRun> U took too long
42:00 <DemonsRun> Hahahaha
42:00 <TheRon> tape it?
43:00 <DemonsRun> U wish
43:00 <TheRon> damn
43:00 <TheRon> now you're just somebody that i used to know
44:00 <DemonsRun> No... She said no underwear
44:00 <DemonsRun> It's gunna be cold tonight then :/
44:00 <TheRon> thermals?
44:00 <DemonsRun> No thermals
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't have heating at work?
44:00 <DemonsRun> Got an engagement party
44:00 <TheRon> a bit nipply?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooh
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah 'sif underwear
45:00 <Bastardly_One> if it's cold here 
45:00 <DemonsRun> Sif not
45:00 <Bastardly_One> down her way would be freezing
45:00 <Bastardly_One> add coastal breezes
45:00 <TheRon> panyline showing?
45:00 <DemonsRun> What panties? Haha
45:00 <DemonsRun> It's about 14 atm
45:00 <TheRon> my mistake, as you were
46:00 <Q{{> some grannies been throwing their undies at TheRon at the karoake bar
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't stop pissing
46:00 <TheRon> cracked a can yet DemonsRun ?
47:00 <Q{{> he still cant get over it
47:00 <DemonsRun> No gotta drive in :(
47:00 <DemonsRun> Fucking p plates
47:00 <Excessive> no underwear*
47:00 <TheRon> fuck that
47:00 <TheRon> taxi??
47:00 <DemonsRun> That's about $80
47:00 <TheRon> damn
47:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck that
47:00 <TheRon> a place to crash?
47:00 <DemonsRun> Lol kid sleeping
48:00 <DemonsRun> Waiting for him to wake so I can drop him off, head to work for a few and then to the party
48:00 <DemonsRun> $4 spirits at work :)
48:00 <TheRon> nice
48:00 <Shadowgate> be funny yous lol
48:00 <DemonsRun> I'm excited
48:00 <DemonsRun> Sorta
48:00 <TheRon> have a sambucca for me
48:00 <simba> 9 dollar pints of heiniken at the footy lol
48:00 <simba> i got like 5
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Kynetic
48:00 <simba> fuck life
48:00 <DemonsRun> Vanilla gallianno
48:00 <DemonsRun> & coke
49:00 <Kynetic> sup
49:00 <TheRon> coke??
49:00 <TheRon> destroys the taste
49:00 <Kynetic> i avoid coke nowadays
50:00 <DemonsRun> Haha need to last the night
50:00 <TheRon> i find 6 shots in the hour fucks me up
50:00 <DemonsRun> Couple shots wouldn't hurt tho
50:00 <Bastardly_One> bah
50:00 <TheRon> sambucca is how i got thru the clubbing stage
50:00 <DemonsRun> Wonder how much boss will charge me for jäger bombs
50:00 <Bastardly_One> when I drank it was rather expensive
50:00 <TheRon> jager bombs should be illegal
50:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of why I stopped
51:00 <Ana_Ng> i love sambuca in coffee or hot chocolate, or just hot water
51:00 <TheRon> jaeger causes dickhead syndrome
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I was a human alcohol absorber
51:00 <Ana_Ng> it's a hug in a mug
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I found it made me mouth
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Jaeger
51:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah, dickhead syndrome
51:00 <TheRon> and then a fight ensues?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> then I'd run
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> or someone would talk them out of killing me 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the two
52:00 <TheRon> i like the no dickhead policy
52:00 <DemonsRun> Jäger bombs make my night fun
52:00 <Excessive> I'd rather be stond than drunk
52:00 <DemonsRun> I miss pulse. Nowhere sells it anymore
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you know how most people get maudlin on gin?
52:00 <TheRon> i'm a happy sleepy drunk
52:00 <Bastardly_One> not I said the bastard ... I get really positive on gin 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I heart gin and lemonade
53:00 <TheRon> fucking gin?>
53:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds gay and girly but don't knock it until you try it 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> takes the perfume edge off the juniper
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and makes it go down really quick
53:00 <Excessive> I'm jus nawt into that bitter-ish taste of it
53:00 <TheRon> used to demolich a bottle of baccardi before going out
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I just told ya 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> it takes the edge off the juniper Excessive
54:00 <Bastardly_One> makes it very drinkable ...
54:00 <Bastardly_One> this is dejavu ... we've had this discussion before right?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and for someone that doesn't drink I have the urge to get really drunk tonight
54:00 <[Maverick]> yeah you have 
54:00 <TheRon> nup cant do it, got to pee
54:00 <Excessive> ye ye and I did buy the fckn lemonade .......... and ........... never finished the gin ......... tipped it out
54:00 <Bastardly_One> might get some of that cheap and nasty choc shake stuff
55:00 <Bastardly_One> what gin?
55:00 <DemonsRun> You're a pussy TheRon 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I find that depends too
55:00 <Serenity> i made punch last night
55:00 <Serenity> mmmm
55:00 <Bastardly_One> what with?
55:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t31.0-8/10010561_10151956397442331_7661893934631831604_o.jpg
55:00 <Excessive> somethin with a bulldog on the label
55:00 <Serenity> thats just soaking the fruit though theres no juice in there yet
56:00 <Bastardly_One> vodka though
56:00 <Serenity> and it hasnt got jacks and kahlua lol.. those are just there
56:00 <DemonsRun> Can't stand fruit punch
56:00 <Bastardly_One> was hoping it was gonna be vodka
56:00 <Serenity> WHAT
56:00 <Fez> Hi
56:00 <Serenity> thats vodka you dork
56:00 <DemonsRun> I don't eat fruit lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> a tip for the wise though
56:00 <DemonsRun> Absolut<3
56:00 <Serenity> DemonsRun we cant be friends
56:00 <Serenity> fruit is amazing
56:00 <Bastardly_One> never ever ever have el toro with 4 fruits juice
57:00 <DemonsRun> That's okay Serenity we aren't friends just fuck buddies
57:00 <Serenity> oh right
57:00 <TheRon> been drinking since 2
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I have never been so ill drunk in my life
57:00 <Serenity> its best that way no feelings involved
57:00 <DemonsRun> NSA 
57:00 <simba> bff fbs
57:00 <Q{{> i say no to baccardi breeze but yes to snirnof ice green apple
57:00 <DemonsRun> Yum green apple vodka
57:00 <TheRon> paul young - everytime you go away
58:00 <Bastardly_One> is it gay to like Illusion shakers?
58:00 <Serenity> oh i didnt realise Q was a 12 year old girl
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I could go about a dozen illusion shakers right now
58:00 <DemonsRun> Get fucked woman
58:00 <Bastardly_One> she will DemonsRun
58:00 <DemonsRun> Yayyy the kid is waking
58:00 <Q{{> i gotta learn and perfect ways to make midori illusion
58:00 <DemonsRun> Bbs
58:00 <Serenity> i have a little left over punch im gonna top it up with lemonade and more vodka
58:00 <Bastardly_One> pineapple juice
59:00 <TheRon> the girlie drink??
59:00 <Bastardly_One> is a bit of a key there Q
59:00 <Q{{> yeh i get teased alot for drinking those colorful drinks
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why they put them in containers in pubs and clubs
59:00 <TheRon> i drink scoch after too many beers
59:00 <Q{{> at the esplenade in st kilda
59:00 <TheRon> scotch
59:00 <Bastardly_One> looks less gay
59:00 <Excessive> there fck yah .......... now that I looked fo it .......... I got the lemonade afterwards ........ https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/1395871_10200370617022646_890574196_n.jpg
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... wrong pub is why Q
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you needed to go up the road to the Greyhound
59:00 <Shadowgate> best pub is junction hotel
59:00 <Bastardly_One> gay drinks are a standard 
00:00 <Q{{> oh yeh i been there lmao
00:00 <Q{{> lots of metra sexuals and gays there lol
00:00 <Bastardly_One> been to the tranny night there?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hilarious 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Abode is just up the road
00:00 <Bastardly_One> so we'd go into the Gayhound (haw haw), stir them up
00:00 <TheRon> metros get into convo's with you that you just can't get out of
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and head to Abode
00:00 <Bastardly_One> good fun
01:00 <Q{{> nope i stay clear on them nights
01:00 <Bastardly_One> they're the most fun nights
01:00 <TheRon> robbie williams - come undone
02:00 <Excessive> fck u, I don't usually drink it .......... I jus got the best I could afford
03:00 <Q{{> i was award free drinks twice that the esplenade for best dancer of the night :D
03:00 <Q{{> awarded*
03:00 <TheRon> who did you snog?
03:00 <Q{{> lol
04:00 <Ana_Ng> out with it
04:00 <Ana_Ng> we need a snog report
05:00 <TheRon> how old was he?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive
05:00 <Bastardly_One> never ever have seen that gin
05:00 <Bastardly_One> looks dodgy
05:00 <TheRon> moonshine?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Vickers or Gordons for cheap shit 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Vickers could probably strip paint off walls
06:00 <Bastardly_One> but give a fuck ... I like it
06:00 <TheRon> it's blind you
06:00 <Serenity> what the hell are either of those things
06:00 <Bastardly_One> what are what things?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep getting distracted by boobs
07:00 <TheRon> boobs?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Vickers and Gordons?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> cheap gin
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish I felt rich though
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I feel like a bottle of Grey Goose
07:00 <Excessive> ye yew goose
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yes boobs
07:00 <TheRon> can probably get that down the cock and scrotum
08:00 <Bastardly_One> just a new Suicide Girls set off someone I know
08:00 <TheRon> maybe even the plastered bastard
08:00 <Q{{> priministrial election campaign using hologram: http://www.pri.org/stories/2014-04-11/man-expected-be-indias-next-prime-minister-just-turned-himself-hologram
08:00 <Bastardly_One> the shit India spends money on 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and most of the country is in poverty like we could never imagine
09:00 <Bastardly_One> just doesn't make sense
09:00 <Bastardly_One> never has
09:00 <Q{{> was worth it
10:00 <Q{{> u ever imagined u see something like that in ur life time? lol
10:00 <Q{{> that was my 2mins scan anyway
11:00 <TheRon> i got corn chips and salsoa
11:00 <TheRon> nice
12:00 <Excessive> I should really do that lamb tonite
12:00 <TheRon> don't double dip the chips
12:00 <TheRon> beer
13:00 <TheRon> why don't you come on over valerie
17:00 <TheRon> can't find a betterman
18:00 <TheRon> the victory are coming second
19:00 <TheRon> hello??
20:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: you need help getting dressed??
21:00 <Ana_Ng> constantly
21:00 <TheRon> nice
21:00 <Ana_Ng> i am currently looking for pajamas
21:00 <Rak> how about undressed?
21:00 <Ana_Ng> or whatever you people call them
21:00 <TheRon> i call mine bixer shorts
21:00 <TheRon> boxer
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh thanks Microsoft
21:00 <Ana_Ng> heh
22:00 <TheRon> i don't sleep nude, i bet thats a relief
22:00 <Q{{> so what u got ur eyes on at moment, Ana_Ng 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't sleep nude in this city
22:00 <Bastardly_One> unless you're a human electric blanket like I am 
22:00 <TheRon> i sleep with a desk fan on
22:00 <Ana_Ng> well it's kind of cold, so it's a pink nightgown and a purple sweatshirt
22:00 <Ana_Ng> super duper sexy
23:00 <TheRon> the hintiest bit of cleavage?
23:00 <Ana_Ng> this nightgown is more about the nipplage
23:00 <Ana_Ng> semi see through
23:00 <TheRon> nice
23:00 <Q{{> oh u want to be sexy while being practical at same time
23:00 <Q{{> very wise
23:00 <Ana_Ng> well
24:00 <Ana_Ng> i am mostly practical when alone
24:00 <Q{{> how about cleopatra outfit
24:00 <Q{{> cleopatra theme outfit
24:00 <Ana_Ng> if a man is here, i got the sexy stuff handy
24:00 <TheRon> i imagine the weather make you quite nipply
24:00 <Ana_Ng> oh yeah, 365
24:00 <Q{{> if not, theres always the ice in the fridge
24:00 <Ana_Ng> you can see my nipples through a wool coat
24:00 <TheRon> damn/ i mean woo hoo
25:00 <TheRon> the cut paper?
25:00 <Ana_Ng> oh yeah
25:00 <simba> go doggiesd
25:00 <simba> go doggies
25:00 <Q{{> i recommend cleopatra nighties
25:00 <Ana_Ng> i have accidentally shut my laptop down on a nipple
25:00 <TheRon> damn
25:00 <Ana_Ng> don't recommend it
26:00 <Q{{> see thru ones
26:00 <Ana_Ng> they're not even that long
26:00 <TheRon> i'm sure we've all done that at some stage havent we?
26:00 <Ana_Ng> but i will misjudge sometimes and catch a corner wall
26:00 <Ana_Ng> heh i'm sure you all have
26:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdZ51WIC6n4
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Technotronic Pump up the Jam (Remix) (This video contains content that has been decided to block it in your country.) - - -
26:00 <TheRon> lol nice
27:00 <TheRon> nickleback - someday
28:00 <Q{{> This video contains content from EMI Music Publishing, The Harry Fox Agency, Inc. (HFA), UMPG Publishing, Warner Chappell and Ultra Music, one or more of whom have blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.
28:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: are we going for the cats or eagles tonight??
29:00 <Ana_Ng> going for canada goose
29:00 <TheRon> the cannucks?
30:00 <DemonsRun> Allll dressed
30:00 <TheRon> excellent, all whored up?
30:00 <TheRon> :)
30:00 <DemonsRun> Oh yes
30:00 <TheRon> nice
31:00 <Ana_Ng> my whoring is done for the night
31:00 <Q{{> its tuff work during economic crisis mang
31:00 <TheRon> got anyone in mind??
31:00 <DemonsRun> I look prettyfuls
31:00 <Q{{> im still waiting for a client
32:00 <TheRon> on the pull??
33:00 <Q{{> all these fantastic outfit and make cost a fortune u know
33:00 <Q{{> i hope i recover cost
33:00 <Q{{> makeup*
33:00 <Lumeah> just becosue im a woman doesn't mean i want kids.
33:00 <Lumeah> serioulsy
33:00 <Q{{> oh
33:00 <Q{{> im a man and i want kids
33:00 <TheRon> good to know
34:00 <Q{{> go figure
34:00 <Q{{> dont know how i manage kids
34:00 <simba> yes go doggies
34:00 <TheRon> the uncle is the best deal ever, you got kids but you can give them back
34:00 <Q{{> u know spending years smelling their poo, feeding washing not get sleep from their cries all day and night
34:00 <TheRon> worried about your tip simba?
35:00 <simba> we'll c
35:00 <TheRon> double dipping the chip is like putting your whole mouth in the dip
35:00 <simba> i am pissed about the demons i knew theyd beat the dogs
35:00 <simba> i mean the boues
36:00 <simba> cos the blues are shit
36:00 <Q{{> just wondering Lumeah what wrong with kids?
36:00 <TheRon> blues need to rebuild so these losses might not be a bad thing
36:00 <TheRon> they were never gonna win it anyway
36:00 <Bastardly_One> no
36:00 <Q{{> and why u compelled to meantioned it :D
36:00 <TheRon> like richmond
37:00 <Bastardly_One> we need to lose that fucking psych of the needing certain players in to perform
37:00 <Bastardly_One> like a morale thing
37:00 <Bastardly_One> on paper we should be going good shit 
37:00 <TheRon> maybe judd retiring would be a good thing
37:00 <Bastardly_One> true enough?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly ... hence I think he should of done so a couple of years ago
38:00 <simba> judd is good even tho hes a fuckhead
38:00 <Lumeah> hey frayedknot
38:00 <Bastardly_One> going with Ratten might of been a good plan IMO
38:00 <TheRon> i like judd's wife
38:00 <Serenity> judds wife is a fox
38:00 <TheRon> knows fuck all about the weather but still
38:00 <simba> carlten and melben have srs problems as clubs they r rotten to the core
39:00 <Bastardly_One> admin wise
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
39:00 <Bastardly_One> very much so 
39:00 <TheRon> get rid of matheison?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a guy that used to come on here and his dad is the Carlton accountant
39:00 <Serenity> i said that before carlton need to sort their shit out the entire club not just the players and coach right back tot he club its self
39:00 <Serenity> something is wrong
40:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not Mick
40:00 <simba> yea no point getting super draft picks and a super coach if u have a rotten club
40:00 <Bastardly_One> wish people would stop saying that 
40:00 <TheRon> the board shouldn't appoint coaches
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and see his face at the end? 
40:00 <TheRon> they have no idea
40:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you would not want to be a player when Mick gets that look
40:00 <Bastardly_One> so maybe next week we might actually perform
40:00 <Serenity> he might be a good coach but hes clearly not right for us
40:00 <Bastardly_One> highly unlikely though
40:00 <Serenity> just because hes good at his job doesnt mean hes best for carlton
40:00 <TheRon> i liked the paul roos spray at dean terlich
41:00 <Bastardly_One> he is right for us so far if you count last year
41:00 <Bastardly_One> he even got the best out of the old bald has been Judd
41:00 <Serenity> last year was shit too we won a few more games. we still go no hwere
41:00 <TheRon> malthouse needs to rebuild from the bottom
41:00 <simba> lol has been
41:00 <Bastardly_One> we improved a heap I think
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I think Judd is 3 yrs past his expiry date
41:00 <Serenity> judd should have left from west coast.
41:00 <simba> without him u guys are a full on melbourne
42:00 <Serenity> retired*
42:00 <TheRon> i need some dip for these chips, something..
42:00 <Bastardly_One> same as everyone wailed when we finally got sick of Fev
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I was happy 
42:00 <Serenity> i love judd. but i dunno totally underwhelming
42:00 <Serenity> fuck fev right off i cheered when he left
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, and I honestly thought Mick got some sparkle back out of him last year
42:00 <Serenity> hes a disgrace to being human
42:00 <TheRon> judd needs to goto a contender
42:00 <TheRon> best for everyone
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that's where I'm coming from ... I do think Mick improved a lot of players
43:00 <Bastardly_One> but I agree with TheRon
43:00 <Bastardly_One> he needs more free reign like at Collingwood
43:00 <Bastardly_One> to be able to achieve what I think he can do
43:00 <TheRon> geelong would have him
43:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone would ... if he can do what his role actually states
43:00 <[Maverick]> they shouldn't taken on Mick... 
43:00 <fawks> This fish rules
44:00 <[Maverick]> he needs to be put out to pasture 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> what kind of fish?
44:00 <TheRon> flake?
44:00 <TheRon> butterfish?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm having home made blue grenadeire again 
44:00 <TheRon> nice
44:00 <Bastardly_One> love fish 
44:00 <TheRon> i'm having reheated raviloli
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, that fish shop at the back of the mall
45:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UmYwBTWoL8
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2013 Gala - Ronny Chieng (Mar 27, 2013) 3:04 - Category: Comedy - 68,890 views - 352 likes (98.3%), 6 dislikes (1.7%)
45:00 <Bastardly_One> he gets the freshest stuff
45:00 <TheRon> rubican st is awesome
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that's another good one to get shit to make at home
45:00 <Bastardly_One> true
45:00 <TheRon> i know this much is true
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... Jonahs I think it's called goes down to Melb and gets it daily
46:00 <TheRon> so hard to get committed seafood lovers in ballarat
46:00 <Bastardly_One> fish ... seafood is too hard for me these days
46:00 <Bastardly_One> My teeth are pretty fucked 
46:00 <TheRon> i'll eat it in geelong, not ballarat
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but fish ... can never get enough ... yum yum
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I was in Geelong the other day for the first time in ages
47:00 <Bastardly_One> forgot how much I actually like it in comparison to here
47:00 <TheRon> yep
48:00 <TheRon> gws game so close now
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I know the cheap but decent parts of Geelong too
48:00 <Bastardly_One> tempting to move if not for course crap
48:00 <TheRon> my bro is in herne hill
49:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, out of town towards our way
49:00 <Bastardly_One> nice
49:00 <TheRon> yes
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't drive so I'd be looking in town
49:00 <TheRon> fyansford up the hill
49:00 <Bastardly_One> probably Newtown, West Geelong
49:00 <simba> go doggies
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yep yep
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I know where he is 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> last time I lived there I was living in East Geelong near the beach
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and had to move to Corio
50:00 <Bastardly_One> big jump ...
50:00 <Bastardly_One> sucked hard
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Corio is such a hole
51:00 <Bastardly_One> makes our two Ghettos look awesome
51:00 <Bastardly_One> actually our original ghetto isn't bad these days
51:00 <TheRon> if you tolerate this then your children will be next
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Wendouree West has all sorts of stuff now
52:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why you see less of them in town I suspect ... I was a little surprised
53:00 <TheRon> i hardly go up there now
53:00 <TheRon> gws or bulldogs?
53:00 <TheRon> go gws
55:00 <simba> good goal
55:00 <TheRon> travis - sing
56:00 <Bastardly_One> ah here I am 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit, I was very surprised
56:00 <simba> dogs get it bak
56:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like a full on little community up there now
56:00 <simba> 82 78
57:00 <TheRon> simba any guesses?
57:00 <simba> go dogs
57:00 <TheRon> go gws
57:00 <TheRon> wanna fight?
57:00 <simba> 2 weeks
58:00 <simba> adelaide oval
58:00 <Excessive> k, tatoes r on the boil
58:00 <simba> 40k
58:00 <simba> ps dogs in front
58:00 <TheRon> geelong easily
58:00 <simba> couldnt be easy
59:00 <TheRon> it will be
59:00 <simba> is ur west coast match home or away
59:00 <TheRon> home
59:00 <TheRon> geelong finds a way to win thats it
59:00 <simba> u will be overran!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
00:00 <TheRon> nah, you're dreamin'
01:00 <Pieter1> ITS TRUE OK cuntS
01:00 <Pieter1> IM AWESOME
01:00 <Pieter1> AND YOU CANT DO SHIT ABOUT IT
01:00 <Pieter1> so NERQ!
01:00 <TheRon> the miz is awesome not you
01:00 <Excessive> hmmmmm, now I'm thinkin abt doin a dash ovah to woolies n gettin a tin of pickles
01:00 <simba> yes dogs by 9
01:00 <TheRon> damn
02:00 <Q{{> dont get them pickled peppers
03:00 <Excessive> nah ............ Eskal dilled cucumbers
03:00 <TheRon> gherkins?
03:00 <Excessive> like with water n salt n the rest of the shit ........... not the fckn sugar vinegar shit
04:00 <TheRon> i hate vinegar
04:00 <Q{{> what u going to eat that with?
04:00 <TheRon> can't have it in anything
04:00 <Excessive> lamb chops n mash
04:00 <TheRon> ravlioli
05:00 <simba> go dogs
05:00 <Excessive> k, bbs
05:00 <Q{{> i like the lebanese cuccumber pickles, the not so salty variety
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet you do 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> right up the ginger
06:00 <Excessive> this is wat I get ........... http://www.trialiafoods.com.au/acontent%20catalogue/c11036/263423.php
07:00 <Excessive> n ye, bbs
12:00 <simba> dogs win it, good 1 dogs
15:00 <zaim> wb
16:00 <Nikky`> Thank you lovely
19:00 <zaim> you're welcome
19:00 <zaim> x
21:00 <Nikky`> How was your day?
22:00 <zaim> busyyyyyyyyyyyy
22:00 <zaim> worked
22:00 <zaim> yours?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> back sooner or later I'm sure
23:00 <Bastardly_One> food is in order
23:00 <Nikky`> Not busy, slept in,. gym, shops, nap - you know, the usual weekend stuff
26:00 <zaim> oh yea its weekend
27:00 <Nikky`> Apparently
27:00 <Nikky`> I'll let you have a rest tomorrow
27:00 <Nikky`> You can thank me later
28:00 <Q{{> weekend been cancelled
28:00 <Q{{> u have to work 7 day week till 70yo
28:00 <Excessive> hmmmm, fail with the pickles, they were out, ended up gettin a jar of stuffed green olives ............ that n 2 cans of red bull
29:00 <Q{{> this is to take u off the street making nuisance of urself
29:00 <Q{{> this is for ur own good
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> this giant egg doco is SHIT
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want to see giant cgi birds 
29:00 <Q{{> olives is a much better idea
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> shitting out giant eggs
31:00 <Q{{> i seen this one
31:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNq_xiuif5M
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Deforestation in Madagascar - Attenborough and The Giant Egg, Preview - BBC Two (Feb 28, 2011) 1:44 - Category: Nonprofits and Activism - 21,226 views - 31 likes (96.9%), 1 dislikes (3.1%)
33:00 <Q{{> wb Lumeah :D
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah that
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's l a m e
34:00 <Q{{> i seen it long ago
34:00 <Q{{> i liked it
34:00 <Q{{> like every other films he did
37:00 <Excessive> there was once a kitty n a bunny .......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUU_oOBZKko
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: cat-bunny (Dec 27, 2006) 1:13 - Category: Pets and Animals - 1,275,778 views - 2,441 likes (89.9%), 275 dislikes (10.1%)
38:00 <simba> subway!!!!!!!!!!!!!
38:00 <Q{{> lol Excessive 
39:00 <Fez> Hi
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm kransky
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> subway!! yoii
44:00 <Q{{> i found sandwich shop that is way better than subway by far
45:00 <Q{{> all fresh stuff
45:00 <Excessive> mah dinnah's ready ............... but I'll have it a bit later
46:00 <Q{{> i learn that babies changes adults brain structure other day
47:00 <Q{{> change*
49:00 <Nikky`> Anywho
50:00 <Excessive> yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
51:00 <Q{{> ^ kinky
51:00 <Nikky`> Can't believe how zaim is always mean to me 
51:00 <Nikky`> It makes me cry at night
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> naw nikz
52:00 <zaim> cry from pains of missing me
52:00 <Excessive> soz, I'm outtah tissues
52:00 <Nikky`> I know right PandasDontDrive
53:00 <Nikky`> It is true zaim, I miss you every min of the day - so sad our love is only e-love
53:00 <zaim> elove for you maybe.
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> =(
54:00 <Nikky`> Wow
54:00 <Excessive> \o.
54:00 <\Romeo_> where's the chicks Nikky`?
54:00 <Nikky`> Saw you coming and ran
54:00 <\Romeo_> do they party too much?
55:00 <\Romeo_> lies
55:00 <\Romeo_> so
55:00 <\Romeo_> um
55:00 <\Romeo_> drank 6 beers last night
55:00 <Nikky`> good for you
56:00 <\Romeo_> boy do i feel hungover
56:00 <\Romeo_> ;)
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> this spider-man movie is weak man
56:00 <\Romeo_> spiders
56:00 <\Romeo_> what up Pieter
56:00 <\Romeo_> ?
56:00 <Lumeah> woke up
57:00 <\Romeo_> im gunna take my shoes off...
57:00 <\Romeo_> i sware i'll do it
58:00 <\Romeo_> im that crazy
58:00 <\Romeo_> what up Lumeah?
58:00 <\Romeo_> Nikky` where are all the boys?
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> if i were spider-man i'd be bad ass
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> rob the rich
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> become rich
59:00 <Nikky`> I've hidden them in my basement
59:00 <\Romeo_> greed sucks
59:00 <\Romeo_> ahaha
59:00 <\Romeo_> okay okay
00:00 <\Romeo_> the only thing worth having is a soul
00:00 <\Romeo_> + maybe a house
00:00 <\Romeo_> what are you talking about again?
00:00 <\Romeo_> are you poor?
00:00 <Nikky`> Whats on for tomorrow zaim?
00:00 <\Romeo_> or rich?
01:00 <Defunct> Body am I entirely and the soul is just the name of something within the body
01:00 <\Romeo_> 9!@#$%^&*&^%$#@!~!@#$%^&%$#@!~
02:00 <\Romeo_> i want dinner
02:00 <\Romeo_> or meat balls
02:00 <\Romeo_> or dinner
02:00 <\Romeo_> or steak
03:00 <Defunct> now I die and decay, and soon I shall be nothingness. but the knot of causes in which I am entangled occurs again. It shall create me again
03:00 <Defunct> I myself are part of the causes of the eternal recurrence
03:00 <\Romeo_> ok ok deep
04:00 <eventide> hola melbourne
06:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoTWEeH6sx8
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cotto Druaga and Snap - Rhythm is a Dancer (Summer 2k12 Bootleg) (Aug 17, 2012) 4:48 - Category: Music - 14,229 views - 73 likes (98.6%), 1 dislikes (1.4%)
07:00 <eventide> nice, i like that one
07:00 <Nikky`> Hey baz :o)
09:00 <zaim> hey baz
11:00 <Excessive> talk out here eventide
11:00 <eventide> but it's so public lol
12:00 <baz> hey Nikky`, hey zaim
13:00 <\Romeo_> 9!@#$%^&*&^%$#@!~!@#$%^&%$#@!~
14:00 <Serenity> cut it out
15:00 <\Romeo_> 9!@#$%^&*&^%$#@!~!@#$%^&%$#@!~
15:00 <eventide> lol, not much success with the trouts
16:00 <Serenity> hes a little slow
16:00 <Q{{> pm is like one dish meal, where main public space is like smorgasbord
16:00 <Q{{> its more fun
16:00 <Nikky`> a little?
16:00 <Serenity> haha a lot
16:00 <Nikky`> hehe yeah
16:00 <eventide> anyway, how are ya'll doing?
17:00 <Serenity> im great
17:00 <Nikky`> I'm fantastical
17:00 <eventide> finally! everyone's always just "good"
18:00 <Serenity> haha
18:00 <Bellatrix> wishful thinking?
18:00 <Serenity> good is no fun
18:00 <eventide> good means i don't care to actually tell you lol
18:00 <Q{{> eventide <-- new nick, as stranger
19:00 <Q{{> as=a
19:00 <eventide> yeah first time here
19:00 <Bellatrix> eventide, hahah...
19:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqcVop6rG18
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rozalla - Everybody's Free [1991] (Original Music Video from DVD source) (Jul 12, 2011) 3:29 - Category: Music - 66,413 views - 384 likes (98.7%), 5 dislikes (1.3%)
19:00 <Bellatrix> eventide, don't let them corrupt you :P
19:00 <Q{{> <-- doesnt talk to stranger much :D
19:00 <eventide> it's ok, you can talk to others about me, that way we can have a vicarious conversation
20:00 <Bellatrix> Q{{, what are you doing on irc then? :P
21:00 <eventide> waiting for The One (not necessarily Neo)
21:00 <Q{{> <-- share notes about eventide with my confidante now
21:00 <Q{{> in pm
21:00 <eventide> im so flattered
22:00 <Q{{> jk
22:00 <Q{{> i just say anything to make my life more interesting 
22:00 <Q{{> im doing several things at moment
23:00 <Q{{> mostly scouring internet for anything useful and interesting
23:00 <Q{{> no idea whatever that is for
23:00 <eventide> understood :) i first used irc when it wasn't fashionable yet, i know the drills :)
24:00 <Q{{> i been chatting on irc all day, kind of chatted out for the day
25:00 <Bellatrix> Q{{, why dont you go out and do something?
25:00 <eventide> i just came back from the club (different timezone) and im trying not to rant what's on my mind
25:00 <Q{{> nothing much interesting out there
25:00 <Q{{> or too rich for me
25:00 <Q{{> :D
25:00 <Bellatrix> rich?
26:00 <Q{{> u got something to rant about?
26:00 <Q{{> why not?
26:00 <Q{{> go ahead
26:00 <eventide> i think im in love with an Australian
26:00 <Pieter> im dutch not australian
26:00 <Q{{> lol
27:00 <Fez> Hey nikky'
27:00 <Nikky`> Hey Fez :o)
27:00 <eventide> goed
27:00 <PooSex> cunt fucks
27:00 <Fez> How is your night gioing?
27:00 <Nikky`> My night is going wonderfully, yours?
27:00 <PooSex> everyoner here hasaids
28:00 <Pieter> im uhhhhhhh
28:00 <Pieter> i belong here now
28:00 <Pieter> cos im retaaaarded
28:00 <Bellatrix> urgh
28:00 <Fez> Its goin great . Ta
28:00 <Bellatrix> coming down hey piet? :P
29:00 <Pieter> shush
29:00 <Bellatrix> haha!
29:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTHivaM00Rk
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Cleptomaniacs - Positive Feedback (Climax Mix) (Feb 1, 2010) 6:19 - Category: Music - 11,328 views - 95 likes (99%), 1 dislikes (1%)
30:00 <Bellatrix> mmm defintely loving the quiet
31:00 <eventide> lol. oops! mea culpa
31:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMCXx5k01Tg
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kylie Minogue - I Should Be So Lucky (Date not found) 3:28 - Category: - <div class="video-extras-sparkbars"> views - 2,792 likes (97.1%), 82 dislikes (2.9%)
32:00 <eventide> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTekA4vGLVU
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Enigma - Voyageur (Mar 10, 2009) 3:34 - Category: Music - 368,165 views - 1,320 likes (97.7%), 31 dislikes (2.3%)
33:00 <Q{{>  new song! :o
34:00 <eventide> ;)
34:00 <Pieter> im tooooo sexy
34:00 <Pieter> i eattt mongoloids
34:00 <Pieter> I am sexxy
34:00 <Pieter> I aint pukey
35:00 <eventide> i have your pills, here.... :P
35:00 <Nikky`> He has enough of his own
35:00 <Nikky`> clearly
35:00 <Bellatrix> hahah Nikky`
36:00 <eventide> well i can only be a good friend, the rest is up to him :)
37:00 <eventide> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySEXgzEFPiQ
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Enigma - Incognito (Nov 30, 2008) 4:23 - Category: Music - 354,998 views - 771 likes (97.1%), 23 dislikes (2.9%)
37:00 <Bellatrix> would you even want to do tha?
37:00 <Bellatrix> *that
37:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvOedkRSa10
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jam and Spoon - Follow Me (Jan 6, 2011) 12:31 - Category: Music - 25,966 views - 173 likes (98.9%), 2 dislikes (1.1%)
38:00 <eventide> we are all feeble, we always need help
38:00 <Nikky`> Okie Dokie - bbs
39:00 <Pieter> its cos im seeexy
39:00 <Serenity> `deop
39:00 <Pieter> soooo seexy
39:00 <Pieter> i do hoola hoopa
39:00 <Pieter> i dunk basketball rings
39:00 <Pieter> i get hole in ones
40:00 <Pieter> i shove it right up womens b*ms
40:00 <Pieter> cos i want my customers to be 100% happy
40:00 <Pieter> so come to bingle
41:00 <eventide> how does one bingle?
42:00 <Bellatrix> Do you really want to or need to know?
42:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LveS3tx-6cQ
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Celtic Woman, New Journey Live at Slane Castle, Ireland (2006) (Dec 24, 2010) 01:33:15 - Category: Music - 4,838,201 views -
42:00 <eventide> hey, new word. im a non-native speaker so i can always learn sth new :)
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> here's a new word
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> FAGAGOGGOT
43:00 <Bellatrix> Oi!
43:00 <Pieter> I can teach you
43:00 <Bellatrix> We don't use that word!!!
43:00 <Pieter> but first you must learn to wiggle
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> fine
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
43:00 <eventide> like Waiting for Godot, but with fags?
43:00 <Bellatrix> ):
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
43:00 <Bellatrix> by the way, hey PandasDontDrive :D
43:00 <Pieter> now 
43:00 <Pieter> to wiggle
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> what about A Faggle of Fagagoggots
43:00 <Bellatrix> oh shush
44:00 <Bellatrix> tsk tsk tsk
44:00 <Pieter> you must move your hips left n right
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> hiya bella
44:00 <Bellatrix> in my book, that word is just as bad as nigger :/
44:00 <Pieter> your bum will follow by wiggling
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> how are u
44:00 <Pieter> your moobs may wiggle too if youre fatt
44:00 <Bellatrix> Great thanks :D
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweet
44:00 <Pieter> and willy too if youre wearing boxers
44:00 <Bellatrix> you?
44:00 <Pieter> dont be alarmed
44:00 <Pieter> this is normal
45:00 <Pieter> :)
45:00 <Pieter> master this before i go further with my teachings
45:00 <Pieter> until then im gonna BONG on
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea im ace thx :P
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> watching this amazing spider-man movie
46:00 <Q{{> what are some of ur favorite words so far, eventide?
47:00 <eventide> disestablishmentarianism
48:00 <eventide> and absofuckinglutely :)
48:00 <Q{{> omg such a long word
48:00 <Q{{> <-- gets tongue tied trying to read it
48:00 <Q{{> one of mey fav word is "opulence"
48:00 <Q{{> mey=my*
48:00 <Q{{> ^ show off
49:00 <Q{{> :P
49:00 <eventide> hey, im an anonymous person on the interwebs, what have i got left if not for showing off lol
51:00 <Pieter> I LOVE how spiderman uses mobile phones
51:00 <Pieter> du nno which is more subtle
51:00 <Pieter> that or the batsignal
51:00 <eventide> Pedro ojala que supiera como ayudarte, pero no lo se :/
53:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hMC8pQkEmk
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Christina Aguilera - Pero Me Acuerdo De Tí (Oct 2, 2009) 4:22 - Category: Music - 26,901,884 views - 86,365 likes (98.3%), 1,478 dislikes (1.7%)
53:00 <eventide> oh I LOVE this song!!
54:00 <eventide> many thanks
54:00 <Q{{> i like it too
54:00 <Pieter> THEY SHOT SPIDERMAN :(((
54:00 <Pieter> those cunts!
54:00 <Q{{> no idea what she's saying tho
54:00 <eventide> it's when she was still counting on her voice, not the sex kitten gimmicks
54:00 <Pieter> im a thruster
55:00 <Pieter> ask Bellatrix
55:00 <Pieter> :)
55:00 <Bellatrix> How the hell would I know?
55:00 <eventide> she's singing how even though she's gotten over a love that almost killed her, and there is no more pain, she still remembers that one person
55:00 <Pieter> oh dont talk like you dont
56:00 <Bellatrix> We both know I dont
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo mamaaaaaaaaaa
56:00 <Pieter> yeh righto
56:00 <Excessive> K00L ............. 
56:00 <Q{{> its easy nowdays, theres a pill to cure love
56:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=761210347256657&set=vb.166337376743960&type=2&theater
56:00 <Bellatrix> [20:51] <Tommy> where u from bella?
56:00 <Bellatrix> [20:56] <Tommy> i said where u fucken from slut
56:00 <Bellatrix> [20:56] <Tommy> rude aussie scum
56:00 <Bellatrix> [20:56] <Tommy> australia is shit u fucken pig  <--- oh my oh my how rude!!!!
57:00 <Q{{> oh wait it maybe it hasnt come out yet
57:00 <Q{{> it will in a few years
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> ow
57:00 <Serenity> thats superman
57:00 <eventide> but you don't get cool songs out of a pill ;)
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> NO UR SUPERMAMA
57:00 <Serenity> cant believe hes still sprouting that shit
57:00 <Bellatrix> hrmm
58:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGpw6FwGjaY
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Richard F and Michael Moog - Thrills Pills and Daffodils (Original Mix) (Oct 26, 2011) 7:32 - Category: Music - 878 views - 8 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
58:00 <Q{{> i love her song: Genie In A Bottle
58:00 <Doodle> http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/96180sx/SUPERMAN.jpg
58:00 <Doodle> oops
58:00 <Doodle> ..
59:00 <eventide> that's a good one, so is Turn to You
59:00 <Serenity> lol Doodle
59:00 <Serenity> thats him
59:00 <Doodle> what a dead set legend
59:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK5WP83t6Xk
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sarah Brightman and José Carreras - Amigos Para Siempre 1992 Video stereo widescreen (Jun 19, 2012) 4:57 - Category: Music - 395,796 views - 1,642 likes (97.3%), 45 dislikes (2.7%)
00:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Jose Carreras & Sarah Brightman - Amigos Para Siempre.mp3 (4.21MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:35)
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm super-full-man
03:00 <eventide> ok, i bid you all adieu
03:00 <eventide> and have a good weekend
03:00 <Serenity> o/
04:00 <eventide> :)
04:00 <Pieter> woo me
04:00 <eventide> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF0j0WuOhDM
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Whitney Houston- Why Does It Hurt So Bad (High Definition).mp4 (Feb 18, 2012) 5:28 - Category: Music - 144,677 views - 1,116 likes (98.9%), 12 dislikes (1.1%)
05:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152019595354527&set=vb.591469526&type=2&theater
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> lume a eeme oome
08:00 <Lumeah> Boo. 
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> beep
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> i had 2 kranskys and now my tummy is too full
08:00 <Lumeah> Hi pandy
09:00 <Pieter> can i be you for a bit Lumeah?
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> im gonna swallow some microscopic lions to eat them
09:00 <Pieter> i wanna feel what its like to have tits
09:00 <Pieter> i cant get any myself:(
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> a-whaat
10:00 <Lumeah> Sure babe anytime
11:00 <Lumeah> You can have Mine I dun wan em.. I'll have your cock 
11:00 <Q{{> no succumbed by many songs
11:00 <Q{{> not*
12:00 <Lumeah> Lol oi
17:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N_PXN4EGeE
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Die Antwoord Fatty Boom Boom Official Video) (Aug 1, 2013) 5:43 - Category: People and Blogs - 502,058 views - 1,902 likes (92.4%), 157 dislikes (7.6%)
20:00 <Excessive> hmmmm, need to reboot pc
22:00 <Sponge> chicks love to reboot
24:00 <Excessive> aaaaah, much bettah ......... yt stopped skippin n shit
24:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DzymH3MyIM
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bronski Beat - Smalltown Boy (Nicolai Toma Remix) (Jul 11, 2012) 6:28 - Category: Music - 17,003 views - 73 likes (93.6%), 5 dislikes (6.4%)
29:00 <Pieter> im the only one that can stop him
29:00 <Pieter> im spiderman
29:00 <Pieter> oo deja vu is on again
29:00 <Pieter> its deja vu all over again
29:00 <Pieter> 7mate
30:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Die Antwoord - Cookie Thumper.mp3 (4.54MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 3:18)
30:00 <Sponge> Pieter you are crazy@
30:00 <Pieter> I am
30:00 <Pieter> :)
30:00 <Pieter> crazy me more!!
30:00 <Pieter> me like me like
30:00 <Lumeah> No it's not 
31:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcXNPI-IPPM
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DIE ANTWOORD - BABY'S ON FIRE (OFFICIAL) (Jun 5, 2012) 6:56 - Category: Music - 17,676,311 views - 111,036 likes (92.1%), 9,460 dislikes (7.9%)
31:00 <Lumeah> Is afl
31:00 <Excessive> a special kindah crazy, it only makes sense to him, in his own world
33:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Die Antwoord - Baby's On Fire.mp3 (6.37MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:57)
38:00 <Pieter> nite my ugly poos
38:00 <Pieter> :)
47:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dspUejggj1Q
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Slinky Wizard - The James Bond Theme (License to Slink) (May 27, 2011) 9:55 - Category: Music - 801 views - 6 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
49:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbW9JqM7vho
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Die Antwoord - Evil Boy (Explicit Version) (Oct 11, 2010) 4:39 - Category: Music - 14,066,306 views - 59,737 likes (86.9%), 9,019 dislikes (13.1%)
51:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9vU36JCbIM
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Theodor W. Adorno: Piano piece (1921) (Oct 9, 2011) 4:49 - Category: Music - 8,383 views - 52 likes (98.1%), 1 dislikes (1.9%)
53:00 <Q{{> just fooling around :D
04:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTzA_xesrL8
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BLADE RUNNER - I've seen things (Sep 1, 2006) 1:12 - Category: Film and Animation - 1,711,490 views - 6,502 likes (98.8%), 78 dislikes (1.2%)
08:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pONixdVwcaQ ......... don't pay no union dudes .......
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Boney M - King Of The Road (1978) (Jun 30, 2013) 2:41 - Category: Music - 1,731 views - 7 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
21:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhrBDcQq2DM
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Haddaway - What Is Love (Aug 2, 2012) 4:02 - Category: Music - 13,809,646 views - 69,173 likes (97.6%), 1,687 dislikes (2.4%)
23:00 <stompin> going offff
24:00 <Excessive> where at?
24:00 <stompin> likke cum in the sun
25:00 <Excessive> HOT
34:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEer_zFB3k4
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jeyenne - Kickin (Jan 24, 2012) 6:15 - Category: Music - 1,331 views - 8 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
46:00 <Q{{> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c4c_1394494720&comments=1
46:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Edward Snowden at SXSW (comments) (Date: Mar-10-2014, Mar-10-2014) - Views: 666 - Played: 243
49:00 <Q{{> hey im curious so are u
50:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0_aqwXy5Gw
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Abstract Vision And Elite Electronic - Time (Chillout Mix) (Sep 22, 2011) 5:51 - Category: Music - 1,151 views - 15 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
53:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9RWf4yuVXY
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Owsey - In A Decade Full Of Dreams (Dec 22, 2013) 8:07 - Category: Music - 17,165 views - 528 likes (97.4%), 14 dislikes (2.6%)
55:00 <Excessive> hehe ........ I sold mah old HDD from the lappy ...... I have a bid woooooooo
55:00 <BlackDevil> why would someone buy a used hdd?
55:00 <BlackDevil> maybe for the porn?
55:00 <Serenity> too poor for a new one?
57:00 <Excessive> it'sah seagate 250GB SATA, I put it up fo 30 bux, there's a bid on it
57:00 <BlackDevil> could be the NSA trying to buy it
58:00 <Excessive> 3hrs 16mins 2 go
59:00 <Excessive> though yes, unless u run a business of some sort on ebay, then it's only gd fo gettin rid of shit that u no longer want
03:00 <Q{{> they probably need to match other drives they currently have
03:00 <Q{{> and cannot use different ones for some reason
04:00 <Q{{> there are many reasons...
04:00 <BlackDevil> Goo Goo Dolls & Daughtry with special guest Plain White T’s
07:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kTCE5Sc7F8
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Regina Spektor - My Man (Boardwalk Empire Soundtrack) (Aug 12, 2011) 2:51 - Category: Music - 358,925 views - 2,776 likes (99.2%), 21 dislikes (0.8%)
09:00 <BlackDevil> we have to go Q{{
09:00 <BlackDevil> together
11:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOIjvHjK0Rw
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Beautiful Light Music - easy smooth inspirational - long playlist by relaxdaily: Ocean Breeze (Feb 28, 2013) 02:11:34 - Category: Music - 7,967,662 views - 35,792 likes (96.5%), 1,284 dislikes (3.5%)
11:00 <Q{{> go where, BlackDevil 
11:00 <Q{{> lol
11:00 <BlackDevil> to see the goo goo dolls
12:00 <Q{{> no way, i could handle a few seconds of it
19:00 <Serenity> dont tell me people actually have shit to do on a sat night
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> o shit
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> its cold
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> no*
19:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1397302371962.jpg
19:00 <BlackDevil> it is cold out side
19:00 <Serenity> pfff
19:00 <Serenity> its 27 here
20:00 <Bastardly_One> it's been raining all week here
21:00 <stebie> same
21:00 <Serenity> lucky
22:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I'm only an hour away stebie so that's hardly surprising :P
22:00 <stebie> makes weeding much easier though
22:00 <stebie> given it didn't today
22:00 <stebie> nice soft soil
22:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh today was nice 
23:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mU8gDKN5sE
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: New Seekers- Free to be you and me (Mar 28, 2009) 3:16 - Category: Entertainment - 142,390 views - 581 likes (98%), 12 dislikes (2%)
23:00 <Serenity> its so hot here even the weeds are dead
24:00 <stebie> i wish the weeds here would die :/
24:00 <Q{{> lol
24:00 <Q{{> what have u tried
25:00 <Q{{> salt?
25:00 <Q{{> flames?
25:00 <stebie> i just yank them out, roots and all
25:00 <Q{{> oops flames would only temporarilly rid of it
26:00 <Q{{> they would just reseed
27:00 <stebie> my method works well, just have to keep at it every few months
27:00 <stebie> if you let it go too far, then it gets out of control again :< and spreads fast
31:00 <Q{{> have change of heart and learn to love it instead lol
32:00 <Q{{> unless u can afford a gardener
33:00 <BlackDevil> stebie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBxDkepDGhg
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Эти славные бультерьеры. Funny Bull Terriers. (Feb 13, 2013) 1:31 - Category: Pets and Animals - 91,948 views - 222 likes (97.8%), 5 dislikes (2.2%)
33:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWKznrEjJK4
33:00 <BlackDevil> thats not it
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The New Seekers - I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing 1972 with Lyrics (Apr 20, 2012) 2:17 - Category: Music - 58,571 views - 148 likes (98%), 3 dislikes (2%)
33:00 <BlackDevil> up
33:00 <BlackDevil> ummm
33:00 <BlackDevil> its
34:00 <BlackDevil> this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8200emB2jE
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Name FAIL (Apr 11, 2014) 0:41 - Category: People and Blogs - 12 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
36:00 <Aragorn_Son_of_Arathorn> hola hola hola
36:00 <Aragorn_Son_of_Arathorn> where all the biatches at tahnight yo?
36:00 <Aragorn_Son_of_Arathorn> `seen pirate
36:00 <prowl> Aragorn_Son_of_ArathPirate ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #random 18 weeks 4 days 12 hours 34 minutes ago (03.12. 11:02) stating "Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com )" after spending 34 minutes there.
37:00 <Aragorn_Son_of_Arathorn> `seen Kael
37:00 <prowl> Aragorn_Son_of_ArathKael? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember Kael.
37:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUpLiJfV4_A
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Boy Meets Girl (May 18, 2010) 2:26 - Category: Entertainment - 138,552 views - 298 likes (96.4%), 11 dislikes (3.6%)
49:00 <Q{{> http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg22229644.500-digitising-cave-art-will-prevent-it-being-lost-forever.html
49:00 <Q{{> hehe they will be losing some considerable land mass
53:00 <BlackDevil> pimple on my vagina hurts
55:00 <Q{{> geez BlackDevil i not seen anyone shared so much as u do
56:00 <Q{{> im clueless on how to respond to that
56:00 <Q{{> anyone else care to try?
56:00 <BlackDevil> wanna pop it for me?
56:00 <Q{{> u would scream
57:00 <Q{{> i wouldnt be able to handle it
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