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02:00 <Loof> http://www.juiceray.com/e-liquid-e-juice-s/1832.htm?searching=Y&sort=5&cat=1832&show=300&page=1
04:00 <Serenity> http://cdn.hypeseek.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/z1.jpg
05:00 <Liinda> lol jesus? no.
05:00 <ZeroDistance> I don't know if you've noticed but this world for the most part is not kind
06:00 <Liinda> but seek help, reach out to those around the. if ppl knew they were contemplating suicide, things would be diff.
06:00 <ZeroDistance> if you can't put yourself in someone elses shoes and understand the why
06:00 <ZeroDistance> then all you can ever say is that it's selfish
06:00 <Q{{> 22 american soldiers suicide everyday
06:00 <Bastardly_One> it's selfish and weak 
06:00 <ZeroDistance> seeking help doesnt cure everything
06:00 <doctor> I agree with Pandas
06:00 <ZeroDistance> taking medication doesnt cure everything
06:00 <Q{{> more death than from combat
06:00 <Loof> why suicide just masturbate
06:00 <ZeroDistance> some things are too far from your grasp, Liinda, for you to ever understand
06:00 <Loof> unless you have no arms
06:00 <Loof> or no penis
07:00 <Loof> or both
07:00 <ZeroDistance> and that's something you have to accept.
07:00 <Liinda> panadols, i am not putting a blanket statement on every single suicide.
07:00 <Q{{> i guess that doesnt work for them neither
07:00 <ZeroDistance> I know
07:00 <ZeroDistance> but it's all about choosing your words carefully
07:00 <Liinda> think of kids who get bullied online then commit suicide.. do you really think thats the best option? fuck no.
07:00 <ZeroDistance> what you've said sounds so very stereotypical
08:00 <ZeroDistance> school is a battleground
08:00 <Skirmish> Hang yourself ZeroDistance 
08:00 <ZeroDistance> it makes and breaks people
08:00 <Liinda> I am generalising to some extent yes. im not going to name each diff kind of scenario
08:00 <ZeroDistance> just like everything else
08:00 <ZeroDistance> and when you cannot reach out
08:00 <ZeroDistance> you cannot reach out
08:00 <ZeroDistance> no two ways about it.
08:00 <ZeroDistance> the answer is to stop the bullying
08:00 <Liinda> yup but what you let break you.... thats why i said its got to do with mental strength earlier.
08:00 <doctor> School is pretty much a prison
09:00 <ZeroDistance> not ask what could have been done to save someone that is already dead.
09:00 <Skirmish> school is what you make it. 
09:00 <ZeroDistance> that's just it
09:00 <Liinda> there will always be evil in the world... the answer is to not them people break you down. and if you feel they are, seek help.
09:00 <ZeroDistance> 'what you let break you'
09:00 <couleurs> Schools out 4 Ever!!!!!!!!!
09:00 <ZeroDistance> what kind of statement is that
09:00 <ZeroDistance> there isn't always a choice
09:00 <Liinda> its not a statement. 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I know of someone that did it to prove a point that no-one cared ... actually made their lives worse walking up in a psych ward and no visitors the entire time they were there
10:00 <doctor> You won't convince her unfortunately ZeroDistance, but you are correct
10:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah
10:00 <ZeroDistance> I'll go back to this movie now
10:00 <Skirmish> There is always a choice. 
10:00 <Q{{> lol yeh probably not a good idea to commit urself
10:00 <ZeroDistance> wearing THE ROBE.
10:00 <Skirmish> To say otherwise is silly. 
10:00 <Liinda> like i said, i said at the satrt, imho... 
10:00 <ZeroDistance> do some research
10:00 <Q{{> they probably drug u up and beat u up to keep everyone else safe
10:00 <ZeroDistance> find a way to change your opinion ;)
11:00 <Bastardly_One> she's allowed an opinion
11:00 <Liinda> ive been with guys who have played the "im gonna kill myself" card cos they never got their way.
11:00 <Bastardly_One> she's had a personal experience of sorts
11:00 <Q{{> ^ not the patience fault lol
11:00 <Skirmish> My cousin gassed himself in his car after finding out his mrs was rooting his best mate.  He has a choice. I can see why he was upset, but there was no way in hell he didn’t have a choice. He just seen the road he had to take as too hard. 
11:00 <ZeroDistance> like I said, research
11:00 <Skirmish> Fuck off. 
11:00 <doctor> I think men see it differently to females
11:00 <ZeroDistance> then, construct an opinion.
12:00 <ZeroDistance> true
12:00 <Liinda> maybe i am a bit hard headed... if i was in a situation like that, there's no fucking way i'd let people win over me by making me want to die.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> not true
12:00 <Loof> smoke much weed today b1?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> funny thing is, 3 people that have had dealing with people that have attempted suicide
12:00 <ZeroDistance> I wouldn't put any faith in what you think is true or not Bastardly_One.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and we all say it's a selfish act
12:00 <ZeroDistance> That's my opinion.
12:00 <ZeroDistance> :)
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm pretty much nuts
12:00 <Liinda> and i guess that all comes with growing up etc. kids wuldn't have that level of thick skin i guess
12:00 <Skirmish> There is ALWAYS a choice. It is just up to you to make it one way or the other. 
12:00 <couleurs> i'm an opinion
13:00 <Bastardly_One> ditto you arrognant little nobody
13:00 <Loof> depends if you were raised on love or raised on hate
13:00 <Serenity> ohhh are people fighting
13:00 <Loof> imo
13:00 <Liinda> no Serenity just a conversation about opinion
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, not really
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Serenity
13:00 <Serenity> ohh ok
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
13:00 <Serenity> i havent read i have no idea
13:00 <Bastardly_One> we actually fucking WON!
13:00 <Serenity> WE WON YOU FUCKING FUCK
13:00 <Serenity> WE WON
13:00 <Liinda> lol all good, just out opinion on suicide.
13:00 <Serenity> lol
14:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: ZeroDistance is being a bitch about suicide saying the poor people had no other choice.
14:00 <Bastardly_One> he's being a bitch not listening to the opinion of others
14:00 <Liinda> all opinions aside.... Saemon, everything okay?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> when he interjected into the conversation to begin with
14:00 <Serenity> just letting you all know now im highly intoxicated on .. stuff so i really dont want to perform op duties
14:00 <Liinda> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> wheels, if you're really not bullshitting go see someone soon as you can
15:00 <Bastardly_One> translate that to
15:00 <Bastardly_One> just letting you know I've been drinking punch since Fri
15:00 <Bastardly_One> right?
16:00 <Serenity> what
16:00 <Serenity> im not drinking punch
16:00 <Serenity> are you?
16:00 <Maurice> She's punching drunks
16:00 <Serenity> im drinking cocks
16:00 <Skirmish> Someone needs a punch. 
16:00 <Serenity> yes more than one
16:00 <Skirmish> IN THE NECK
16:00 <Kynetic> what would you add to a prawn sandwich other than tomato and garlic?
16:00 <ShadowLurker> all the cocks
16:00 <Kynetic> punch me!
16:00 <Kynetic> im drunk!
16:00 <Liinda> im sober
16:00 <Serenity> PEPPER Kynetic
16:00 <druff> you got bread hey kynetic?
16:00 <Liinda> and tired
17:00 <Kynetic> Serenity well duh
17:00 <Kynetic> that goes without saying
17:00 <Serenity> good boy
17:00 <Kynetic> i was thinking of some red onion and cheese as well
17:00 <Loof> my sister in law denied me bacon double cheeseburgers today
17:00 <Kynetic> but that might be too much
17:00 <Loof> i only wanted 4
17:00 <Bastardly_One> only wanted 4
17:00 <Maurice> You fat prick
17:00 <ZeroDistance> Serenity Serenity
18:00 <Bastardly_One> white onion I was thinking Kynetic
18:00 <ZeroDistance> i ordered this yo
18:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR_8SDNQ0ks
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: hand fingers (Nov 5, 2010) 0:25 - Category: Film and Animation - 2,671,781 views - 10,035 likes (96.7%), 345 dislikes (3.3%)
18:00 <ZeroDistance> Fused Pecoa Pants-Army-46
18:00 <ZeroDistance> Off Jacket-Black-3
18:00 <ZeroDistance> Ribbed Wristband 14-Black
18:00 <Serenity> that jacket bro/?
18:00 <ZeroDistance> xD
18:00 <Serenity> ohhh that pants
18:00 <ZeroDistance> yep!
18:00 <Serenity> sweet
18:00 <ZeroDistance> and pants and the wristband i liked
18:00 <ZeroDistance> uno like a glove but no fingers just a thumb hole
18:00 <ZeroDistance> :P
19:00 <Kynetic> im not a fan of pants
19:00 <Serenity> yess cool\
19:00 <Kynetic> i prefer pants to be off
19:00 <Loof> unless it's old men in public
19:00 <ZeroDistance> :P oh man i spent time goin over the stripey pants and was about to but chose no, next time lol
19:00 <Loof> then pants on
19:00 <Kynetic> just dont look
19:00 <Kynetic> geez
19:00 <Kynetic> what are you.. a prude?
19:00 <Loof> lol
20:00 <Kynetic> do you have to stare at every old mans bits?
20:00 <Loof> i cant help not look away
21:00 <Loof> those dangly bits hypnotise me
21:00 <Loof> and once seen..
21:00 <Kynetic> you could use that to your advantage
22:00 <Serenity> i would stare at all the old man bits
24:00 <Liinda> .lol what the hell are u guys talking about
24:00 <Liinda> old man bits?
24:00 <Serenity> yeah
24:00 <Serenity> dehydrated plums
24:00 <Liinda> ahhh
24:00 <Liinda> still gross
24:00 <Liinda> lol
25:00 <Serenity> hahaha
25:00 <druff> prune balls :P
25:00 <Q{{> this video maybe more interesting to some of you:D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOtXZa0Xp-w
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kids React to Sophia Grace Brownlee (Nov 20, 2011) 5:54 - Category: Entertainment - 2,739,701 views - 29,055 likes (97.5%), 735 dislikes (2.5%)
31:00 <Shadowgate> druff is funny lol
31:00 <druff> no he isnt
31:00 <Maurice> Sophia Grace and Rosie are funny
31:00 <Loof> frozen noots
33:00 <Bastardly_One> warning ... if you're a fragile little petal you may cry at about 2:40 ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqFaiVNuy1k
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Patrick Stewart Gives Passionate Response to Question At Comicpalooza 2013 (May 29, 2013) 7:40 - Category: People and Blogs - 4,324,058 views - 21,618 likes (99%), 223 dislikes (1%)
33:00 <Bastardly_One> the question was about his abusive childhood
34:00 <Bastardly_One> one he never usually answers
34:00 <Loof> priest touched me
34:00 <Loof> i loved it
34:00 <Loof> free sex
35:00 <Bonny> said noone ever
35:00 <Serenity> i burped for so long just now
35:00 <Bonny> lol
35:00 <Loof> bongburp?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> My roast was that full of fatty goodness tonight I kept farting for about 2hrs within 10 mins of eating it 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> was delicious though
37:00 <Serenity> whats a bong burp
37:00 <Bonny> no idea
37:00 <Loof> when you burp and smoke comes out
37:00 <Loof> after you've had a bong
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
37:00 <Scattered> bongs are good
37:00 <Serenity> oh
37:00 <Serenity> ive never done that
37:00 <Serenity> sounds like fun
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> it means you took the bong in too long 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO
38:00 <Serenity> probably
38:00 <Serenity> doesnt sound healthy
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm kind of glad water bongs are illegal to sell now
39:00 <Loof> thinking of getting a motorbike licence
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I need a new one ... but too lazy to make one ... more hassle might make me think twice
39:00 <Liinda> goodnight all xxx
39:00 <Bastardly_One> night Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm going to finally get my car license
39:00 <Liinda> nightttt bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbass fuck it its too long to type Bastardly_One :P
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a plan ... a boring plan but a plan 
39:00 <Bonny> night Liinda.. :)
39:00 <Serenity> just get one online
40:00 <couleurs> bra Liinda 
40:00 <Liinda> hai and bye Bonny xxx
40:00 <Serenity> its only illegal to show them in a store front
40:00 <Liinda> night couleurs x
40:00 <Bonny> :)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> after I do that I'll go for heavy vechile 
40:00 <Maurice> I was in Dan Murphys today and the dude at the checkout served me, then asked the guys behind me for ID
40:00 <Maurice> Devo'd
40:00 <Liinda> night all xx
41:00 <Loof> i'll look redic on a 250 but meh
42:00 <Loof> eventually 750cc+
42:00 <Loof> :)
45:00 <Serenity> what are you talking about
45:00 <Serenity> bikes?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> actually
46:00 <Bastardly_One> an old school 250 you wouldn't
46:00 <ZeroDistance> <Serenity> i would stare at all the old man bits coz i luv old man bits ;) NUDGE NUDGE
46:00 <ZeroDistance> ahehehe
46:00 <Bastardly_One> like the old Honda CB250s
46:00 <Bastardly_One> they were fucking huge
47:00 <ZeroDistance> [00:16] <Bastardly_One> they were fucking huge back when I was in porn.
47:00 <ZeroDistance> was ya?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks cunt
47:00 <ZeroDistance> lols
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had a visual of Ron Jerremy
47:00 <Bastardly_One> in one of his many horrible 70s porn
47:00 <Bastardly_One> *shudders*
47:00 <Bastardly_One> *shudders again*
50:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> My task manager is suddenly interactive almost
50:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't look like that earlier today 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> cool
52:00 <Serenity> these 17% larger beam zeros are going down rather well
52:00 <Bastardly_One> zeros in supposedly zero sugar I assume?
53:00 <Serenity> yes
53:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough ... carry on 
53:00 <Serenity> lyk
53:00 <Serenity> dis
54:00 <Serenity> when my phone cooperates
54:00 <Serenity> http://i.imgur.com/cgzMaK8.jpg
56:00 <doctor> you don't seem too intoxicated
56:00 <doctor> you must handle your drink well
56:00 <Serenity> i just dont feel the need to type like a dyslexic camel when im intoxicated
56:00 <doctor> yeah sometimes I think people use it as an excuse to act like an idiot
56:00 <stebie> moo
56:00 <Loof> https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/1972484_442616822507752_3715650935215845566_n.jpg
57:00 <Serenity> yeah im convinced most of its put on
57:00 <stebie> it means you've not yet had enough
58:00 <doctor> to oblivion!
58:00 <stebie> and beyond
58:00 <doctor> fits well steb
58:00 <Serenity> oh i agree ive not had anywhere near enuogh
59:00 <stebie> ^_^
00:00 <Bastardly_One> My newish neighbour must hate me 
00:00 <CockStomp> wanking with ur curtains open?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> it's 1am and I'm playing pretty loud crap and the adjoining wall isn't that thick
00:00 <Serenity> have you moved
00:00 <Bastardly_One> heh, yeah that too
01:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, some chick moved in about a month ago ... I've only seen her twice
01:00 <Bastardly_One> heard her housewarming thing loud enough though
01:00 <Serenity> oh
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I might do that between Nov and Feb though
02:00 <Bastardly_One> move that is 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> get the school year out of the way first basically
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and I think the next thing I want to do that I should of done in the first place is 2 yrs
03:00 <Skirmish> I am sure the school won’t mind a bit if you moved away before the end of the year. 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll slack off even more settling in Skirmish
03:00 <Skirmish> The kids probably won’t mind the guy that stares at them being gone either. 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and the bus right outside my door takes me to the door of my classes basically
04:00 <Bastardly_One> way handy
04:00 <Bastardly_One> ho hum *yawns*
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you really are a predictable bore
04:00 <Skirmish> You didn’t see that coming. 
05:00 <Skirmish> Continually calling me a predictable bore over and over and over again is pretty ironic. 
05:00 <Excessive> so ..................
05:00 <Excessive> soup
05:00 <Loof> coffee > weed
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm eating and drinking healthy as usual
06:00 <Loof> i need some all bran
06:00 <Bastardly_One> bongs, easter eggs and coke
06:00 <Loof> cant poo without that stuff
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, have no gall bladder
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and the crap you eat 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll be permanently on the loo
06:00 <Loof> lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I had no idea that little fat filter does so much good
07:00 <Bastardly_One> until it went bye bye
07:00 <Serenity> 3 weeeeeeed
07:00 <Loof> my bowels are aching
07:00 <Loof> stupid ibs
07:00 <Bastardly_One> ibs?
07:00 <Serenity> `.\|
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and eat what you eat?
07:00 <Loof> irritable bowel syndrome
07:00 <Excessive> 4wassabi
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus H Christ on rollerskates
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what the fuck it is 
08:00 <Serenity> you dont have itb yoyu have eats too much shit food
08:00 <Loof> oh sorry
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and you have your diet?
08:00 <Serenity> ibs
08:00 <Loof> i get sharp pains in my bowel
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I'd think that too tbh
08:00 <Serenity> yes
08:00 <Serenity> maccas every day will do that
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I'd get sharp pains in my bowel too 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> trying to process that shit out of my body
08:00 <Serenity> fuck i eat it once and i get that
09:00 <Loof> i got it even when i used to live on tuna and beans
09:00 <Loof> had a colonoscopy
09:00 <Loof> etc
09:00 <Bastardly_One> there was a tripper on here called space^angel ... LCM bars would set her's off ... and what'd she always eat when stoned? which was most days?
09:00 <ZeroDistance> sezz
10:00 <Serenity> yoshi
10:00 <ZeroDistance> i wonder how long till i get these clothes
10:00 <ZeroDistance> coz mums bday is 8th may
10:00 <ZeroDistance> n my friends is 4th may
10:00 <ZeroDistance> damn women
10:00 <Bastardly_One> when did you order? 
10:00 <Serenity> probably about 2 weeks
10:00 <ZeroDistance> mum ordered before at her place for me
10:00 <ZeroDistance> i dont order online.
10:00 <Bastardly_One> everything I get from the UK takes longer than the US
10:00 <ZeroDistance> i just gave her the cash
10:00 <ZeroDistance> so all up almost five hundred lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I always get surprised when I get something so quick from the US 
11:00 <Bonny> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=867280259964572&set=a.103993899626549.8666.100000478191670&type=1&relevant_count=1
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but on average that's 10 days ... but it always seems quick
11:00 <ZeroDistance> man I've had a bottle of wine, 8 valiums, drinking tea
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the UK seems way longer
11:00 <ZeroDistance> still so fkn hyper
11:00 <ZeroDistance> yer
11:00 <ZeroDistance> well this store is legit
11:00 <Loof> this fucking depot is making all my muscles cramp
11:00 <ZeroDistance> spent time searching to find out because others I found were liars
11:00 <Loof> :(
12:00 <ZeroDistance> even a fb page about one site
12:00 <Bastardly_One> legit or not has nothing to do with how much time it'd take to get here ... 
12:00 <ZeroDistance> yer
12:00 <ZeroDistance> i just hope i def got the fittings right
12:00 <Bastardly_One> it's never made sense to me though because planes go to both places all the fucking time
12:00 <Loof> b1 should get a grow tent inside ur room 1m x 1m x 2m, and a 600 watt light
13:00 <Bastardly_One> so why the UK seems to take longer ... *shrug*
13:00 <ZeroDistance> ive already contacted them like a month ago and they said to just contact again if there are any issues etc
13:00 <Loof> and a lock for ur door
13:00 <ZeroDistance> hm yer
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't want to Loof
13:00 <ZeroDistance> brb!
13:00 <Loof> we got our wiring fixed :)
13:00 <Bastardly_One> My brother in law and I are thiking of going halves in a spot if we find one ... halves because he's gonna have to do the driving
13:00 <Serenity> [11:12pm] <Loof> this fucking depot is making all my muscles cramp
13:00 <Serenity> eat a banana
13:00 <Serenity> or take some megnesium
14:00 <stebie> smegnesium
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm getting about 20 seeds this week and a shitload more after that
14:00 <Loof> sweet coffee has mangnesium i think
14:00 <Serenity> sbite
14:00 <Serenity> ...
14:00 <Serenity> stebie..
14:00 <Bastardly_One> *magnesium
14:00 <stebie> hi Serenity
14:00 <stebie> ^_^
14:00 <Serenity> heyo!
14:00 <Excessive> I've prolly got abt that many seeds here now
14:00 <Excessive> if not mo
14:00 <Serenity> mangnesium.. tony montanas own
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I think with about 200 in the end something will grow Excessive
15:00 <Bastardly_One> someone we both know
15:00 <Excessive> u'd have to wait till spring though man
15:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
15:00 <Bastardly_One> not if I'm smart
15:00 <Excessive> noffin will grow where u r at this time
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember the bro in law has a set up
15:00 <Loof> fuck outdoor
15:00 <Loof> takes sooo long
15:00 <Bastardly_One> in the shed/garage
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I might bribe him with going halves
16:00 <Bastardly_One> if you see the trunk this mutual friend produced
16:00 <ZeroDistance> sweet
16:00 <Bastardly_One> it'll only be room for two though
16:00 <ZeroDistance> msgd them
16:00 <Bastardly_One> which is a bummer
16:00 <ZeroDistance> askin how long it usually takes from london to aus
16:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn 8 days an im uncapped
16:00 <ZeroDistance> :/
16:00 <Excessive> I donno, they don't grow as fast with energy savers though
17:00 <ZeroDistance> think ima ring telstra later make sure this free 10 gig went thru
17:00 <Bastardly_One> dare to wear had this great free t-shirt offer the other day
17:00 <ZeroDistance> because ive been dropping out still since last night when chick said she put the ten in
17:00 <ZeroDistance> O_O
17:00 <Bastardly_One> turns out it pays to message on FB as it was for the UK only but they sent me another t-shirt because I was a fan of them abroad
17:00 <Bastardly_One> which I thought was pretty good marketing 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> if I wear the shirt and people ask about it it's free advertising for them
18:00 <Excessive> ye smart ph with fb is gd .......... u jus don't sms anymo
18:00 <Bastardly_One> texting is my main use of the phone
19:00 <Loof> my main use of it is internet on the toilet
19:00 <ZeroDistance> fk it callin tesltra now
19:00 <ZeroDistance> i need this ten gig to game ffs
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm convinced my dealer is being tapped and not just watched and known all over the place between here and Ararat
19:00 <Loof> and bathroom wanks
19:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
19:00 <ZeroDistance> GAME OR SUICIDE!
19:00 <Bastardly_One> so I prefer to text him ... and I text family rather than talking to them 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> or else I'm up for a long conversation about nothing
19:00 <Bastardly_One> when I wanted 10 seconds of info or to say I'm alive or whatever
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I talk a lot but I don't have much to say IMO 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you can all stop typing agreeance posts thanks
20:00 <stebie> agreed
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that's fine :P
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you can say "that" :P
21:00 <Bastardly_One> how are ya "Boss" anyway?
21:00 <stebie> tired, watching soccer.. you?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> same
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and homework 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> doing the same though
22:00 <Bastardly_One> on firstrow
22:00 <stebie> which game?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> none now
22:00 <Bastardly_One> or I'd not be chatting :P
22:00 <stebie> i can multitask
23:00 <Serenity> i cant right now
23:00 <Serenity> im finding it difficult to breathe and blink
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Hull City and Arseholenal
23:00 <stebie> :/
23:00 <stebie> just finished watching that game
23:00 <stebie> onto the next
24:00 <Bastardly_One> My times are screwed on that site 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and dunno why 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a bit frustrating as if I know something is going to be on I have to lurk around and guess
24:00 <Bastardly_One> by sometimes a couple of hours
25:00 <stebie> can't complain for free
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that you can't
25:00 <Bastardly_One> missed the entire game last week and only saw the last min
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you know this but I'm a Liverpool supporter
26:00 <stebie> did you watch the liverpool game?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I over ate
26:00 <Bastardly_One> fell asleep
26:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRP
26:00 <Bastardly_One> hence still doing homework ... behind big time ... could of done loads instead of dozed
27:00 <stebie> i just missed it... watched veronica mars with the mrs
27:00 <stebie> ._.
27:00 <Q{{> Bastardly_One, the website probably detect ur timezone regional setting and show time based on that
27:00 <Bastardly_One> what worries me is the guys into Veronica Mars by choice
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Q, you'd think so considering you can change the GMT ... 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it's one of those B1 things
28:00 <Bastardly_One> like my "IT issue" recently
29:00 <Bastardly_One> somethings only happen to B1
29:00 <Q{{> u checked ur ip and it shows correct location?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and no-one else experiences them ever when it comes to IT and shit
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yep yep
29:00 <Bastardly_One> right timezone anyway
29:00 <Bastardly_One> been there done that 
29:00 <Q{{> could be that particular site problem
29:00 <Q{{> and not problem on ur side
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the checking where the ISP was ... that was the first logical fix to the problem
30:00 <Bastardly_One> then I could just use that tiny bit of grey matter for a sec and work it out 
30:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but nope
30:00 <ZeroDistance> usually when u ring isp
30:00 <Q{{> so its only that site that show wrong time
30:00 <ZeroDistance> they say how long u have to wait
30:00 <ZeroDistance> had none of it
30:00 <ZeroDistance> just this shitty music
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it is ... so I suggest it's their clock 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> not me
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but simba uses it 
30:00 <ZeroDistance> got the feeling ill be listening to this music all night
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I think stebie does at times too
31:00 <Bastardly_One> so fucked if I know
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Pandas
31:00 <Q{{> how much was it off by?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to work for BigPond
31:00 <Bastardly_One> do you still get aussies during the day?
31:00 <stebie> i don't use it
31:00 <Bastardly_One> if so, be nice to those poor cunts ... it's not their fault ... they're thrown in the deep end the way they used to do it 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Q, like I said ... the last couple of weeks by a game length
32:00 <Bastardly_One> so about 2hrs if you include the pre and end game waffle
32:00 <Q{{> yeh some ppl just dont check their server time
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and their "machine time" is an hour into the future
33:00 <Q{{> or time became wrong for some reason on the server
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder, if I turn it back to 10+ GMT
33:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of what should be 11 without daylight savings
34:00 <stebie> the everton/manutd game is an hour off based on the time on the site
34:00 <Bastardly_One> let's see if something so simple works
34:00 <stebie> based on GMT+10
34:00 <Q{{> crimea time was changed to moscow time recently
34:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, so I'm not tripping
34:00 <Q{{> out of the blue
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and oh shit yeah, it's back 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> *face palms*
34:00 <stebie> it says 2:10, started at 1:10
34:00 <Bastardly_One> *coughs rather loudly*
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it did ... and it's at 3am on my times
35:00 <Bastardly_One> see what I'm saying?
35:00 <stebie> is it consistent? perhaps use GMT+9 for all games
35:00 <ZeroDistance> oh these cunts
35:00 <Bastardly_One>  02:10Everton vs Manchester United
35:00 <Q{{> good that meantioned it and got resynched
35:00 <ZeroDistance> what happened to the 'your call will take approx 8 minutes'
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that's going back to 10+ too
36:00 <ZeroDistance> are they not on because its easter in india?
36:00 <ZeroDistance> LOL
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme try 9
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
36:00 <stebie> +9 will change it.. not sure if it's consistent across the board
36:00 <Bastardly_One>  01:10Everton vs Manchester United
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yay!
36:00 <Bastardly_One> 9+ works
36:00 <Bastardly_One> their clock is out an hour exactly then 
37:00 <stebie> maybe the site added the entry with the wrong time
37:00 <stebie> who knows
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and with my retardedness I in the end put it 2 hrs ahead
37:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, go look at the AM Football ones
37:00 <Bastardly_One> they should be fixed too 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks Mr Logical
37:00 <stebie> technically, they should be setting times based on GMT
37:00 <stebie> goal to everton :<
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I would of been bugged for ages not thinking logical enough
38:00 <Bastardly_One> no technically about it at all 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> they should be and that's the end
38:00 <stebie> well there is.. GMT+10 should return 1:10, not 2:10
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I refreshed the listings though
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and 9+ fixes that perfectly
39:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid europeans
39:00 <Bastardly_One> can't even tell the time 
39:00 <stebie> yeah, silly
39:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder Hitler lost the war
40:00 <Bastardly_One> he was an hour late
40:00 <Bastardly_One> for everything
40:00 <faux> Some stupid dyslexic guy on my fb keeps saying YWNA
40:00 <Serenity> i wish ya'll could hear me burp
40:00 <faux> I want to cry 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> we could if you record them
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and make an audio upload
40:00 <Serenity> thats effort
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but don't do that ... that's something I'd do 
40:00 <Bonny> yah send it to youtube
40:00 <faux> Record it on me whatsapp sez
40:00 <Serenity> where could i upload
40:00 <Serenity> ok
40:00 <Serenity> next one ill record for u faux
40:00 <faux> :D
40:00 <faux> Yay
40:00 <Bastardly_One> see? 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but ummmm good question
41:00 <faux> I'll totally burp for you too
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never bothered to upload audio like that 
41:00 <Serenity> my eyeballs are ho
41:00 <Serenity> t
41:00 <faux> We're so romantic 
41:00 <Serenity> me either
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'd say even soundcloud *lol*
41:00 <Serenity> we are
41:00 <Serenity> im not signing up for soundclou
41:00 <Serenity> d
41:00 <faux> What's that site Sgt splode used to use
41:00 <Bonny> lol
41:00 <Serenity> im not [Maverick]
41:00 <faux> To upload voice clips 
41:00 <Serenity> OMG
41:00 <Serenity> remember ryans clips
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... dropbox would work but we'd have to share 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> there has to be a public one 
42:00 <Serenity> i feel misty
42:00 <faux> Lol yes
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I know
42:00 <Serenity> fivecougs is hanging around lately
42:00 <faux> I tease Ryan's voice daily 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you could do it through tiny ... nuh you couldn't
42:00 <Bonny> you used to be able to upload sounds to msn
42:00 <Bastardly_One> there has to be one 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme see
43:00 <faux> Www.vocRoo
43:00 <Serenity> i usually just send shit to whstapp
43:00 <faux> Uh
43:00 <faux> Www.vocaroo.com
43:00 <faux> That's the one
43:00 <faux> You can record and link 
43:00 <faux> :)
43:00 <Bastardly_One> most links suggest soundcloud
43:00 <Bastardly_One> how annoying
44:00 <faux> I just linked one. Move on
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I already have 
44:00 <Serenity> i just opened a new drink
44:00 <Serenity> so burp is imminent
44:00 <faux> OK sez imcoming bhrp 
44:00 <faux> Burp*
45:00 <faux> Rofl
45:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
45:00 <Serenity> BURRRP hee hee
45:00 <Q{{> i came across fivecougz 6yrs ago, he was funny
45:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 more bongs and I stfu for a while
45:00 <Bastardly_One> this part of the book claims I have to do it all in one sitting 
45:00 <faux> I came across your mums chest
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that's really fucking rude
45:00 <Serenity> hahahahahaha
45:00 <faux> Wasn't talking to you gramps
46:00 <Bastardly_One> not you
46:00 <Bastardly_One> the workbook
46:00 <faux> Oh good
46:00 <Bastardly_One> cheeky little bitch
46:00 <Serenity> now its gonna take me forever to burp
46:00 <Serenity> how rude
46:00 <faux> I can burp on demand 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you're lucky my shoulder hurts and I can't crank my neck down that far to glare
46:00 <faux> I'm classy like that 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> same here 
46:00 <faux> Ok midget
47:00 <Serenity> i want a really big one tho
47:00 <Serenity> i sound like a man
47:00 <Bastardly_One> *kneels to glare* ... how's stuff anyway?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a bit ill ... overdoses on roast and chocolate
47:00 <Bastardly_One> way worth it on the roast though
48:00 <Excessive> I mite do some mi goreng
48:00 <Serenity> i found purple packets of migoreng yesterday
48:00 <Serenity> PURPLE
48:00 <faux> I didn't eat chocolate 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I'm eating again a lot and because I like so little types of food I don't think that's a good thing ... makes for really boring eating too
49:00 <faux> And its easter
49:00 <faux> How dare i
49:00 <Excessive> satay?
49:00 <Serenity> i had half a lindt egg
49:00 <Serenity> and i feel sick
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about to ask what flavour they were 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm getting into the Oriental ones by Maggi for some reason 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and singapore noodles by the truckload
50:00 <ShadowLurker> maggi are shit
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm bound to go off them for about a couple of years soon 
50:00 <ShadowLurker> fyi
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yep ... except the oriental I like
50:00 <Excessive> I have to fckn ditch the spice satchets and then add salt
50:00 <ShadowLurker> nope
50:00 <Bastardly_One> tbh in basical flavours I think Homebrand are just fine
50:00 <ShadowLurker> only indomie
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I like the oriental ones ... just because you don't doesn't mean they're shit 
51:00 <ShadowLurker> sp?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> phonetically spell it 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you kind of did 
51:00 <ShadowLurker> kinda
52:00 <ShadowLurker> other phon spelling would be indomy
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
52:00 <ShadowLurker> I know thats not right
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but no
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and I refuse to google or hardcopy dictionary
53:00 <Saemon> mi goreng mmmm
53:00 <ShadowLurker> I refuse to care either
53:00 <Saemon> thats the shizz
53:00 <Bastardly_One> but moving on as we know what we mean but that's definitely not the right spelling
53:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up legless
53:00 <Bastardly_One> what you mean rather
53:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
53:00 <Bastardly_One> see how little I do in fact care?
53:00 <Saemon> Shadowgate only ppl im familiar with gets to call me that.
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not even paying attention to my typing
53:00 <Bastardly_One> he is familiar with you wheels
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you should be nice to wheels
53:00 <ShadowLurker> im too drunk to give a shit
53:00 <Serenity> who woke Saemon up
54:00 <Serenity> seriously
54:00 <Saemon> seeing as i have absolutely no clue who u are and have never interacted with you before thats significant enough for me to remember
54:00 <Skirmish> You’re such a predictable bore ShadowLurker *sips tea with his pinky finger extended*
54:00 <Bastardly_One> he was telling Liinda how he tried to commit suicide
54:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
54:00 <Saemon> you are not someone i am familair with.
54:00 <ShadowLurker> dis cunt
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yet backed out
54:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
54:00 <ShadowLurker> weak
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and then ran away until now
54:00 <ShadowLurker> attention whore
54:00 <Bastardly_One> straight after he told her 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> she was worried enough for it to get into a discussion on suicide
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't believe it 
55:00 <Saemon> fuck up she was councelling me in pm
55:00 <ShadowLurker> hang on lemme finish shitting and ill hang some shit on saemon
55:00 <Saemon> i was talking her there u dont know shit our convo is private
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you had the nerve to make a genuine nice person listen to a lie?
55:00 <Skirmish> Saemon: With sage advice like “Up the river not across the road” right? 
55:00 <Saemon> your a bad person Bastardly_One u wont understand
55:00 <Bastardly_One> if it was legit then see someone asap
55:00 <Saemon> what lie?
55:00 <Q{{> do u do this to her everyday, every week, every month, every year she comes on irc?
55:00 <ShadowLurker> not across the stream
55:00 <ShadowLurker> jesus man
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I won't understand if it was legit? I have 2 close friends that have both tried 
56:00 <Skirmish> Saemon: Just so you know … someone from irc has killed themselves in the past. Nobody cared. 
56:00 <Saemon> just shut up Bastardly_One dont make me more depressed than i already am
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I totally get the suicide thing ... I just think its weak
56:00 <Saemon> leave me alone and dont push me over the edge.
56:00 <Saemon> DROP IT mate.
56:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're that depressed get off here 
56:00 <Saemon> just drop it.
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and go to sleep
56:00 <Skirmish> ShadowLurker: I cannot be expected to keep up with all the emo suicide rhymes. 
57:00 <Maurice> God fucking damn I am hungry
57:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
57:00 <Skirmish> He’s one step closer to the edge … HE’S ABOUT TO BREAK! 
57:00 <ShadowLurker> ok im back
57:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
57:00 <Q{{> lol
57:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: Me too. Baked beans on toast time I think.
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you *HAD* to mention food
57:00 <Saemon> ive got packets of mi goring
57:00 <Saemon> but im not gona share it
57:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off Saemon
57:00 <Bastardly_One> once I start that's the end 
57:00 <Serenity> heres the deal Saemon
57:00 <Excessive> mah noodles r soakin
57:00 <Serenity> [11:56pm] <Saemon> leave me alone and dont push me over the edge.
57:00 <Serenity> [11:56pm] <Saemon> DROP IT mate.
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I can feel more cocktail onions on the horizon
58:00 <Maurice> Yum, but spaghetti
58:00 <Serenity> if you ever threaten this channel with you suicide again you will be permanently removed
58:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yum!
58:00 <Bastardly_One> spag on toast
58:00 <Serenity> your cowardice threats mean nothing to me and if you killed yourself id cook a roast pork in celebration
58:00 <Serenity> grow some balls and do it or fucking shut up
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you know, no matter how low it's got for me 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I couldn't even contemplate such a weak thing 
59:00 <Serenity> its not necessarily a weak thing some people genuinely need help
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I find the whole concept incredibly selfish if you've any social ties in your life 
59:00 <Serenity> but for him to threaten it of a mean to get his own way?
59:00 <Serenity> get fucked
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fair enough 
00:00 <Skirmish> Saemon: If you get perm banned you will be forced to hang out in #cats with the other numbtys. There are consequences to actions far worse than suicide.
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't say it wasn't legit ... I just think 
00:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL Skirmish exactly
00:00 <Bastardly_One> ok, let me explain from my own perspective of having some really low times in life 
00:00 <Serenity> i know what you meant Bastardly_One
00:00 <Bastardly_One> what if tomorrow there's a cure for my shit?
00:00 <ShadowLurker> with the likes of awolf, chris`, kuniva and shads
01:00 <Q{{> lol
01:00 <Serenity> i told someone to hang themselves from here
01:00 <Serenity> and they did it
01:00 <Serenity> do i care?
01:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One: I believe this channel is all out of fucks to give you tonight.  Keep your story for another time. Like 2045. 
01:00 <Q{{> so thats where they hang out
01:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
01:00 <Serenity> no. so dont think i care about you Saemon
01:00 <Bastardly_One> was that The_Baron's friend?
01:00 <Serenity> i have no idea
01:00 <Skirmish> Can’t wait for my car sticker to arrive. 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> he was telling me once about someone from here who necked themselves
01:00 <Skirmish> ALL OUT OF FUCKS TO GIVE
01:00 <Serenity> im not mentioning his name even in death he doesnt deserve it
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and people were mocking him for it or some shit 
02:00 <Saemon> ok Serenity point taken. i wont do it again. lets never talk of this topic in regards to me again. and no one should ever bring it up again too. i.e simba
02:00 <Q{{> what other methods they use
02:00 <ShadowLurker> Q.Q
02:00 <Serenity> of course they will bring it up
02:00 <Serenity> and i wont stop them
02:00 <Serenity> cause it was a fucking stupid cunt thing to threaten
02:00 <Serenity> do it or shut up
02:00 <Bastardly_One> so, this isn't the first time you've made the story up huh?
02:00 <Q{{> anyone ever died from sex toys?
02:00 <Serenity> OMG
02:00 <Serenity> FAUX
02:00 <Serenity> i burped and forgot to record it
03:00 <faux> You cunt
03:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
03:00 <Serenity> Bastardly_One
03:00 <faux> We were talking on whatsapp!!!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> because your personality suggests you'd never have the guts to go through with it 
03:00 <Skirmish> harsh
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yes?
03:00 <Saemon> ok but just so long as u know, if this topic comes up again in the future, its not me threating to suicide anymore
03:00 <Serenity> he pretended to be his roommate and said he died in a plane crash
03:00 <Saemon> it would just be simbe
03:00 <Serenity> nothing stoops too low for him
03:00 <Saemon> simba
03:00 <Saemon> trying to troll me about it
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember that Serenity ... I was here for that 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> in Peru
03:00 <ShadowLurker> he cant get any lower
03:00 <faux> AW I missed all the fun Herr 
03:00 <faux> Here
03:00 <Serenity> what a fucken gumboid
03:00 <ShadowLurker> the cunt has no legs
03:00 <faux> What happens 
03:00 <faux> Ed
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't even believe the no legs
04:00 <Serenity> me either
04:00 <Bastardly_One> unless I get a real life pic of him in a wheelchair
04:00 <ShadowLurker> i dont care enough
04:00 <Serenity> unless i get a picture
04:00 <Bastardly_One> he makes up that much I think that's crap too 
04:00 <Serenity> of my name written on his leg stump
04:00 <Serenity> i believe not
04:00 <Q{{> omg u guys are tuff to convince
04:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, I have an echo :P
04:00 <faux> Rofk
04:00 <faux> Rofl
04:00 <ShadowLurker> i have bunny ears on
04:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't want the sharpie on the stump
04:00 <faux> Leg stump
04:00 <Serenity> HOMOSEXUAL
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but I do want a pic or I don't believe it 
05:00 <Q{{> but they could fotoshopped it
05:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, the only person in both the closest supermarkets working with bunny ears on was the raving homo
05:00 <Serenity> LOL FAUX
05:00 <Serenity> CHECK
05:00 <Bastardly_One> so I sniggered at HOMOSEXUAL
06:00 <Skirmish> lost their legs in nam?
06:00 <Serenity> i do
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I lost my mind in WWII
06:00 <Serenity> -i do
06:00 <faux> OK hang I went to pee
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I was alright until that German grenade hit my trench
07:00 <faux> ROFL
07:00 <Bastardly_One> blew right next to me, I was having a snooze
07:00 <faux> you sound like Barney 
07:00 <faux> Off the Simpsons 
07:00 <Serenity> hahahahah
07:00 <faux> Like exactly omg 
07:00 <Serenity> that was a little one too!
07:00 <faux> That's awesome 
07:00 <Serenity> OMG ITS BARNEY
07:00 <Serenity> ASDGASD
07:00 <faux> My burps just sound like the grudge 
07:00 <faux> :(
08:00 <Excessive> hmmmm, that was orraite
08:00 <Saemon> Barney Stinson from how i met your mother "legend....wait for it....."
08:00 <Saemon> "DAIRY"
08:00 <Serenity> maybe i need to sign up for drop box
08:00 <faux> Use vocaroo
08:00 <faux> Www.vocaroo.com
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I must be pretty stoned because the look in this dog's face is awesome
08:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10174989_2182896465098926_1522872780790647870_n.jpg
09:00 <Skirmish> I just had to isolate the fire alarm because I burnt the toast.  FML
09:00 <faux> Lmao
09:00 <Saemon> stoned? were u smoking marawana?
09:00 <Serenity> ...............
09:00 <Bastardly_One> celebrating both days at once ... https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/1912387_2182659691789270_370443234755635224_n.jpg
09:00 <Bastardly_One> go Snoop 
09:00 <ShadowLurker> Saemon seriously
09:00 <ShadowLurker> FUCK OFF
10:00 <Excessive> y does that look like beehhh?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... it kind of does
10:00 <Serenity> https://db.tt/peXdjFby
10:00 <Serenity> bask in my ladyness
10:00 <Serenity> BASK IN IT
10:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOL
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> because if you can beat my twin on skype
11:00 <Serenity> that was held back a lot..
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a fucking champion
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and my housemate has a wench over
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm turning up my speaking and clicking
11:00 <Bastardly_One> let's see what happens outside the Bastard Cave shall we?
11:00 <Serenity> just click it man
11:00 <Serenity> tmi
11:00 <Skirmish> Did she say to your housemate “Why does your dad live with you?”
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, old guy and demented bogan chick ... I don't want to know
12:00 <Bastardly_One> My housemate is older than I actually 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> so fail 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
12:00 <Bastardly_One> not bad *nod of approval*
12:00 <Skirmish> and he pulls chicks
12:00 <Skirmish> fail indeed
12:00 <Bastardly_One> she's hardly a "chick"
13:00 <Bastardly_One> more like a ... 
13:00 <Skirmish> If she has a vagina he’s beating you.
13:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
13:00 <Bastardly_One> hell, even if I was way wasted
13:00 <Bastardly_One> some things just are not doable
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Mr Penis says no
13:00 <Serenity> i wanna get a big one
13:00 <Serenity> sorry if i wake you faux
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen more attractive arses on bulldogs
14:00 <faux> Huh
14:00 <Bastardly_One> she seems nice enough though
14:00 <faux> Nah I slept early so I can't sleep
14:00 <Serenity> im gonna record a big one
14:00 <Serenity> ohh
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh good!
14:00 <faux> yayaya
14:00 <faux> Go go
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'll wonder in my dropbox in a couple of days
14:00 <Serenity> when im reading
14:00 <Q{{> dont do it Serenity 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is this file?
14:00 <Serenity> dont presseue me
14:00 <Bastardly_One> open it and go ... what the fuck?
14:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
14:00 <Q{{> u will feel disgusted with urself after
14:00 <Q{{> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I won't delete it on purpose
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and I can almost tell you what days of the week I use DropBox
15:00 <ShadowLurker> we dont care
15:00 <ShadowLurker> fyi
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I know
16:00 <Serenity> why would i feel disgusted
16:00 <Serenity> i burp everyone burps
16:00 <Serenity> get a life
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I think that was to me forgetting what it was in a couple of days
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and maybe opening it up and going wtf?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno, but who cares
16:00 <Serenity> no
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I've moved on 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> well, in that case ... fuck up Q
17:00 <Serenity> imwatcing jurassic park
17:00 <Bastardly_One> there's no need to imitate the dinosaurs in burps though is there?
18:00 <Q{{> lol
18:00 <Bastardly_One> you get used to it in Australia Q
18:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone just does it on the whole
19:00 <Serenity> im so far from a lady the only thing separating me from being a dude i sthe fact i dont have a cock
19:00 <faux> Rofl
19:00 <Bastardly_One> possibly me right now ... https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10171881_249397881910955_441386386115237869_n.jpg
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I need to bring the twin to irc 
20:00 <Q{{> what about beard, hairy chest and under arm hair, Serenity 
20:00 <Serenity> not all men have those
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you and her would get along great ... I'd say my sister too but I don't want her in here 
20:00 <Serenity> first time i got high was before school in year 8
20:00 <Serenity> the look out hill we had to walk up every day to get to school
20:00 <Serenity> ahh good times
21:00 <Q{{> geez where u get the money to buy it
21:00 <Serenity> its like $25 for a stick.. where im from thats pocket money
21:00 <Serenity> between a handful of teenagers its nothing
22:00 <Excessive> 25?
22:00 <Serenity> yes?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I laughed at this more than I should of ... https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/l/t1.0-9/10170695_233220286870444_4936038100622382047_n.jpg
22:00 <Excessive> hmmmm ovah here it was always 20
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what he said 
23:00 <Serenity> its been 25 here for as long as i can remember
23:00 <Bastardly_One> should be 20
23:00 <Serenity> 2g
23:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
23:00 <Excessive> ah 2g
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's $5 cheaper then if you can find someone that does that 
23:00 <Serenity> i dunno what a stick is there
23:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 for 30 ... very few people do though
23:00 <Excessive> 1g
23:00 <Serenity> oh ours are bigger then i guess
24:00 <Bastardly_One> reow!
24:00 <Bastardly_One> or something
24:00 <Serenity> either way that amount ofmoney is nothing to kids going to a coastal high school
24:00 <Serenity> http://cdn9.staztic.com/app/a/3484/3484515/bunbury-senior-high-school-399-0-bs-512x250.jpg
25:00 <Excessive> I remember makin cash with diesel lol
25:00 <Maurice> Wicked, kitten is raping me
25:00 <Serenity> http://purl.slwa.wa.gov.au/slwa_b3024426_13.jpg
25:00 <Excessive> when we were like jus outtah school
25:00 <Serenity> the big oval there is where my high school is
25:00 <Maurice> (00:25:11) (Maurice): Wicked, kitten is raping me
25:00 <Maurice> (00:25:11) *** ¢ PING from Excessiv
25:00 <Maurice> Something is wrong
25:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
25:00 <Serenity> yes hello
26:00 <Bastardly_One> feel free to steal this 
26:00 <Excessive> like put diesel on the road jus b4 the lights, wait fo a stack n then ring the towies .......... 80 bux
26:00 <Bastardly_One> what people think when I talk 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10254016_2182872068434699_6864621236946916112_n.jpg
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but feel free to use it on semen and the like 
26:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt say no offense though
26:00 <Excessive> the ping should only be from "lagging"
26:00 <Serenity> id mean every offense possible
26:00 <Serenity> SHUT UP
26:00 <Maurice> Yuck
26:00 <Serenity> though if it was to Maurice
26:00 <Serenity> id be all
27:00 <Maurice> I;eu44
27:00 <Serenity> *finger on lips* shhhhh you had me at hello *smooch*
27:00 <Maurice> S'what i'd be
27:00 <Maurice> Kitten loven
27:00 <Maurice> Shes being a giant fucktard
28:00 <Maurice> I full on grabbed her face and she just took it
28:00 <Serenity> lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> did you know in the Toblerone symbol there's a bear and a fish? I only just noticed
29:00 <Maurice> Go home drunko
29:00 <Serenity> who
29:00 <Serenity> me?
29:00 <Serenity> im not drunk my hands are just umb
29:00 <Maurice> No, him
29:00 <ShadowLurker> what
29:00 <Serenity> numb
29:00 <Serenity> SHUT UP
29:00 <Maurice> (00:28:39) (Bastardly_One): did you know in the Toblerone symbol there's a bear and a fish? I only just noticed
29:00 <Maurice> (00:29:06) (Maurice): Go home drunko
29:00 <Maurice> That
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and a bird ... http://pelfusion.com/media/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/toblerone-logo.jpg
29:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up
30:00 <Maurice> I WILL NOT
30:00 <ShadowLurker> yes u will
30:00 <Serenity> IHHH
30:00 <Serenity> OHH
30:00 <Maurice> Show me your dick
30:00 <Maurice> DO IR
30:00 <Maurice> IT*
30:00 <ShadowLurker> I did
31:00 <Serenity> i want to see more of someone else sdick
31:00 <Maurice> Lol yeah I got that
31:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
31:00 <Maurice> Omg me too
31:00 <ShadowLurker> all the dicks
31:00 <Maurice> Nom
31:00 <Serenity> MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
32:00 <Maurice> I'd take them all
32:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahaha
32:00 <ShadowLurker> at once
32:00 <Serenity> badger badger badger badger badger badger
32:00 <ShadowLurker> mmmm badger
32:00 <Maurice> Who wouldnt
32:00 <Maurice> Cam is in his shed with the maori dude
32:00 <Maurice> I'ma be broken
33:00 <Serenity> listen
33:00 <Serenity> Maurice
33:00 <Serenity> is the maori boneable
33:00 <Bastardly_One> cool shoes ... https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/p403x403/1385290_2182456635142909_1461093773259499909_n.jpg
33:00 <Maurice> He's really not
33:00 <Serenity> oh
33:00 <ShadowLurker> ugh
33:00 <Maurice> He;slike 6'4 missing a couple of teeth
33:00 <Maurice> His wife is hot though
33:00 <Serenity> are you getting sick of my dick slander?
33:00 <Serenity> ill stop
34:00 <ShadowLurker> no not you
34:00 <Serenity> oh right
34:00 <Maurice> Shes all rowrrrrrrrrrrr
34:00 <ShadowLurker> ill feed you some dick later
34:00 <ShadowLurker>  youll be ok
34:00 <Serenity> oihh ok
35:00 <ShadowLurker> you can even call me rob
35:00 <Serenity> can i?
35:00 <Serenity> thats so sweet
35:00 <ShadowLurker>  sure
35:00 <Serenity> lol
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pork (Feb 19, 2008) 0:43 - Category: Comedy - 4,599,225 views - 18,958 likes (94.2%), 1,171 dislikes (5.8%)
36:00 <Maurice> Rofl
37:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
37:00 <Maurice> Cam is all like 'your hands look so small'..
37:00 <ZeroDistance> YAY]
37:00 <ZeroDistance> connection is totally fucking fixed!
37:00 <ZeroDistance> FINALLLLLY
37:00 <Serenity> lol
37:00 <Serenity> hes drunk mrhat
37:00 <Maurice> Lol
38:00 <ZeroDistance> id drink out of a hat.
38:00 <ZeroDistance> wow
38:00 <ZeroDistance> sif psylo doesnt have hats!
38:00 <ZeroDistance> OR DO THEY
38:00 <Maurice> God man, my dick is smooching across the road
38:00 <ZeroDistance> MAURICE STOP THINKING OF DICK.
38:00 <ZeroDistance> ;)
38:00 <ZeroDistance> it's wonderful.
38:00 <Maurice> NEVER
39:00 <Maurice> STOP BEING A CUNT
39:00 <ZeroDistance> I love those things
40:00 <ZeroDistance> look like flowers
40:00 <ZeroDistance> smell like never never gonna touch
40:00 <ZeroDistance> :(
40:00 <ZeroDistance> ;)
40:00 <ZeroDistance> and now to celebrate this bs with a glass of red
41:00 <Serenity> 1 2 3
43:00 <Serenity> fucken weak everyoes leavces
43:00 <Q{{> i love to see something beautiful, insightful and interesting
44:00 <Excessive> k, l8ers
44:00 <Q{{> not fear of being scared of being traumatised by it lol
48:00 <ShadowLurker> jay yew dubble gee aya all oh
49:00 <ZeroDistance> woo should get clothes in a week XD
51:00 <Q{{> what clothes u getting?
51:00 <Q{{> i gonna design outfit and get it made next month
52:00 <Q{{> wb Ana_Ng :D
53:00 <Ana_Ng> grrr
56:00 <Serenity> why are no exciting people awake
01:00 <Ana_Ng> they are having SEX
01:00 <Serenity> pff
02:00 <Q{{> and moaning pleasure as we chat about it
02:00 <Q{{> in pleasure
02:00 <Serenity> i dont have sex
03:00 <druff> what is sex?
03:00 <Ana_Ng> it's when two people share a special hug
03:00 <Serenity> when a mummy and daddy love each other very much
03:00 <druff> people hug?
03:00 <druff> wait
04:00 <druff> like people leave the house and see another people?
04:00 <druff> fark
04:00 <Serenity> they do?
04:00 <Q{{> its more than that druff 
04:00 <Q{{> theyre not telling u everything
04:00 <druff> im learning
04:00 <Ana_Ng> sometimes people show up
04:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1511348_746390108734963_1326136223786368478_n.png ... your horror name
05:00 <Serenity> i prefer booty calls
05:00 <Bastardly_One> meh ... mine is Silver Rider ... how is that a horror name?
05:00 <Serenity> they dont hang around
05:00 <druff> i dont have one of them
06:00 <Ana_Ng> Crunchy Wolf
06:00 <Saemon> meh sex is overrated
06:00 <Serenity> you know who says sex is over rated>
06:00 <druff> i wouldnt know
06:00 <Serenity> people wh arent having it
07:00 <Bastardly_One> only ever said by people getting none
07:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
07:00 <Serenity> see
07:00 <Saemon> the specialness of it dies for you when u pay for it all the time
07:00 <Serenity> we agree
07:00 <Serenity> and we hate each other
07:00 <Saemon> it has no significance to me now
07:00 <Ana_Ng> "money isn't important" - said by someone who has none of it
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't hate you in the slighest ... but we get the point
07:00 <Saemon> im afraid that when i am in a relationship, i would probably still go and see escorts
07:00 <Ana_Ng> sex was never special to begin with
08:00 <Ana_Ng> that was a lie to keep you from boning in grade school
08:00 <Saemon> because sex has no meaning for me anymore, its just a physical act
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll never have to worry as the chances of anyone wanting a social retard as a partner aren't very high
09:00 <Ana_Ng> i feel like social retards unite
09:00 <Q{{> ^ i think what said above are false
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that egg tasted weird for cadbury
09:00 <Serenity> what a laod of shit
09:00 <Serenity> so many jaded people in here
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that was really strange
10:00 <Saemon> well anyone obviously doesnt want you either Bastardly_One which is why you are in your position at 44 years old.
10:00 <Saemon> sah-nayp!.
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I just opened a carton of easter eggs and damn it tasted weird
10:00 <Serenity> sex can have no meaning. when i bone [Maverick] i dont love him i just root him.. but sex can have massive meaning anyone who says it cant is missing out
11:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm, actually, not bullshitting or blowing my own trumpet but I am actually single by choice
11:00 <Bastardly_One> there's some desperate women out there trust me
11:00 <Saemon> rrrrrrrrrrrofl
11:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
11:00 <druff> people choose to be single cuz they cant get anyone
11:00 <druff> so its not really a choice
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I do well enough driving myself insane ... not particularly fussed
11:00 <Q{{> guess what i just looked up  human sexuality
11:00 <Q{{> Human sexual activity has sociological, cognitive, emotional, behavioral and biological aspects; this includes personal bonding, shared emotions during sexual activity, and physiological processes such as the reproductive system, the sex drive and sexual intercourse and sexual behavior in all its forms.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> used to be ... haven't been fussed for a few years though tbh
12:00 <Saemon> (quoting the dentist friend from the hangover to Alan the bearded guy) "oh thats why your single Bastardly_One"
12:00 <Saemon> ahuh
12:00 <Saemon> <druff> people choose to be single cuz they cant get anyone
12:00 <Saemon> ^
12:00 <Saemon> ^^
12:00 <Ana_Ng> i am single so i can bone anybody
13:00 <Ana_Ng> a boyf for every day of the week
13:00 <ShadowLurker> Saemon has first hand experience
13:00 <Saemon> i am single cuz im a ugly cunt and i try all the time and get rejected so now ive stopped trying
13:00 <Serenity> some people dont understand the whole single because you chose to be thing though
13:00 <Serenity> some people dont know what its like to enjoy their own company
14:00 <Saemon> at least im man enough to admit it Bastardly_One
14:00 <ShadowLurker> youre only half a man tho
14:00 <Q{{> theyre single coz they dont get along with other available ppl
14:00 <Ana_Ng> it's easy to be single when your married friends look like rats in cages
14:00 <Saemon> the only person who could actually say "im single by choice"
15:00 <Saemon> is like, an incredibly hot model material chick
15:00 <Saemon> who'd have guys falling over eachother to date her
15:00 <Saemon> or george clooney.
15:00 <druff> george clooless
15:00 <Saemon> if you are 44 yrs old, bald no job and look like death personified
15:00 <Saemon> im sorry
15:00 <Q{{> ppl have different personal experience and mental and developmental state
15:00 <Serenity> i stayed single for about a year when i split up with my ex i think it was really important to shape who i become later
15:00 <Serenity> it was awesome
15:00 <Saemon> but the 'im single by choice' doesnt work for you.
15:00 <druff> stop giving him shit
15:00 <Saemon> sorry Bastardly_One
15:00 <Bastardly_One> if you think life is about having a partner you're clearly fucked in the head
16:00 <Q{{> hence the different thoughts but what is the real general fact
16:00 <Bastardly_One> how about trying to kill yourself again? and this time I give you an idea that *will* work
16:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
16:00 <Serenity> i can tie awesome nooses
16:00 <Serenity> ill do one for you
16:00 <Saemon> lol b1
16:00 <Saemon> wats the idea?
17:00 <Q{{> Bastardly_One, even if they said they still be correct to some extend
17:00 <Saemon> lol u are angry now arent u? seems i hit a nerve there
17:00 <Bastardly_One> quit being nice to me Serenity it's lulling me into a false sense of security
17:00 <Bastardly_One> see how good it can be when we agree though?
17:00 <Serenity> im not being nice
17:00 <Serenity> youre asleep
17:00 <Serenity> shut up
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm fucking OLD
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm allowed
17:00 <Bastardly_One> don't make me get out of this *snores*
17:00 <Bastardly_One> *wakes up*
17:00 <Q{{> life is about whatever u want to be
17:00 <Saemon> cool
18:00 <Q{{> but there are consequences to ur choice
18:00 <Saemon> i want to be a powerful dolphin 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I personally think my hobbies and things I enjoy are rather solitary pursuits
18:00 <Ana_Ng>   you are not old
18:00 <Serenity> hes like 44
18:00 <Q{{> statistically ppl with partner have healthier and secure life
18:00 <Serenity> OLD
18:00 <Ana_Ng> not old
18:00 <Serenity> is so
18:00 <Bastardly_One> a partner would only be bored IMO ... and yeah Ana_Ng and I are the same age around about
19:00 <Serenity> why are there so many old people here
19:00 <Ana_Ng> cover blown
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:00 <Q{{> there are price u have to pay for having 'such fun interestnig life'
19:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One and u call me the socially awkward retard?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> there's only Bonny, Ana_Ng and I isn't there?
19:00 <Q{{> cant do that forever
19:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, and Q is "old" right?
19:00 <Ana_Ng> the dude i love is 62
19:00 <Saemon> you're basically sayin that normal ppl wont like the shit u r into
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and Pictard
19:00 <Ana_Ng> and one of my orbiting boyfriends is 74
20:00 <Saemon> but i like to be alone as well though when i really think about it
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I might enjoy loner type things Saemon but I wouldn't consider myself socially retarded
20:00 <Saemon> im a introvert
20:00 <Serenity> 62?
20:00 <Serenity> thats more than double my age
20:00 <Serenity> argh
20:00 <Bastardly_One> where it's a general consensus ... you *are* a social retard
20:00 <Q{{> im young but matured far beyond my age :P
20:00 <Saemon> im like lone wolf and cub
20:00 <Saemon> but with no cub
21:00 <druff> so like lone wolf then?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm starting to think you're either simple or totally live at home and like the rest of your life the living alone is a lie
21:00 <Serenity> well im almost old
21:00 <Serenity> i should stop picking on old people
21:00 <Saemon> 62? i have to ask, what is at are u attracted to in a 62 yr old man?
21:00 <Raven^Wolf> I used to be lonewolf
21:00 <Raven^Wolf> but some cunt has a rape site and his name is lonewolf
21:00 <Saemon> is it the possibility of gaining australian citizenship?
21:00 <Raven^Wolf> I used to get asked all the time if I was the same Lone Wolf off pervy types
22:00 <Saemon> Ana_Ng
22:00 <Bastardly_One> don't answer him Ana
22:00 <Bastardly_One> for someone that refuses to answer things about himself he sure asks a lot of other people
22:00 <Q{{> lol
23:00 <Saemon> do you just like a 62 year old man because if you marry him you could become a australian citizen? and then divorce him after and bring over your real husband and 3 children from overseas?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a question
23:00 <Saemon> if so good for you
23:00 <Q{{> <-- wonders of Ana_Ng is a gold digger now
23:00 <Bastardly_One> is it really immature at 3:25am 
23:00 <Q{{> of=if
24:00 <Bastardly_One> to be playing GTA Online
24:00 <Saemon> fuck man, its immature to be playing at god damned game at your age
24:00 <Saemon> period
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and pissing yourself laughing at some american kid on mic you trolled into a war you're winning?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> if so, I don't wanna grow up
24:00 <Bastardly_One> this is great fun
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and fuck off cock knocker
25:00 <Q{{> lol
25:00 <Saemon> you're old enough to be that kids dad or teacher
25:00 <Bastardly_One> an old dude I know of and I'm talking in his 60s
25:00 <Bastardly_One> games all the time
25:00 <Q{{> omg Bastardly_One might play game then webcam with them
25:00 <Saemon> trolling him in a game for 16 yr olds
25:00 <Q{{> eww
25:00 <Saemon> yes. it is immature.
25:00 <Bastardly_One> more building things like Age of Empire type of things but he enjoys it 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, yeah I was bored and wanted to shoot someone 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> all the rest of them are way lower levels on this server :(
26:00 <Q{{> im glad im not that bored
26:00 <Saemon> well at least the game provides u with that outlet Bastardly_One
26:00 <Bastardly_One> so they won't fight me unless I goad 
26:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't think marrying this 62-year-old would make me an australian citizen
26:00 <Saemon> and prevents u from acting it out in real life
26:00 <Q{{> boredom is hazardous
26:00 <Saemon> why not Ana_Ng?
26:00 <Q{{> not citizen but residence
27:00 <Saemon> ^ yeah
27:00 <Ana_Ng> he's not australian, for one
27:00 <Bastardly_One> will give you a relationship visa
27:00 <Bastardly_One> to be exact
27:00 <Q{{> u can apply for citizen after 2yrs or something
27:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... there ya go then 
27:00 <Saemon> oh? what is he then?
27:00 <Q{{> but u probably wont get social security
27:00 <Ana_Ng> we are both american
28:00 <Saemon> but does he live here?
28:00 <Ana_Ng> no
28:00 <Saemon> ic
28:00 <Ana_Ng> he lives next door
28:00 <Bastardly_One> she's in Alaska twit
28:00 <Saemon> u say that like im supposed to know that
28:00 <Q{{> how long u known him, Ana_Ng 
28:00 <Saemon> u think im psychic?
28:00 <Saemon> fuark
29:00 <Q{{> u had 1 night stand with him already, Ana_Ng 
29:00 <Q{{> :)
29:00 <Q{{> come on u can spill it all to me
29:00 <Saemon> ew
29:00 <Q{{> im not one to tease u about it
29:00 <Q{{> other ppl might tho
29:00 <Saemon> 1 night stand with a 65 yr old 
30:00 <Saemon> how can he still even get it up
30:00 <Q{{> Ana_Ng, u want an open relationship with him?
30:00 <ZeroDistance> hahahaha
30:00 <Q{{> but he wouldnt agree to that?
30:00 <ZeroDistance> reminds me of the movie i saw last night
30:00 <Q{{> :/
30:00 <ZeroDistance> ralph fiennes
30:00 <Bastardly_One> what? I repeat ... what? --------> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10151868_488891617904647_4381064962112076854_n.jpg
30:00 <ZeroDistance> fucks older women
30:00 <ZeroDistance> "I've slept with older"
31:00 <Saemon> i see heaps of goldigger women here just at the shops
31:00 <ZeroDistance> Bastardly_One dl The Grand Budapest Hotel
31:00 <Saemon> a young 20-30 something asian lady
31:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn lolarious new Wes Anderson movie :P
31:00 <ZeroDistance> prob his best so far.
31:00 <Saemon> and some old as white guy for a husband
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I was reading about that tonight 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it sounds good
31:00 <ZeroDistance> it's fantastical :P
31:00 <Saemon> like old i mean wrinkly and white hair, older than u Bastardly_One
31:00 <Bastardly_One> best so far eh?
31:00 <Saemon> like in his 60s
31:00 <Ana_Ng> http://i.imgur.com/211spxE.jpg
31:00 <Q{{> 40s is old
31:00 <Bastardly_One> well ... that's gotta be one good movie then
32:00 <Saemon> wat really saddens me though is the fact that they have kids together
32:00 <Saemon> i feel sorry for the kids cuz their father is not gona be around for long
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Ana
32:00 <Bastardly_One> as if he's in his 60s
32:00 <Bastardly_One> 50s yes
32:00 <Bastardly_One> no way 60s
32:00 <Q{{> lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> go for gold ;)
32:00 <Ana_Ng> nope, 62!
32:00 <Saemon> they say its unethical at a certain point of age to have kids
32:00 <Serenity> 60 isnt that old tbh
33:00 <Bastardly_One> if he can do the job ... go for gold ;)
33:00 <Serenity> have you seen david attenborough hes 88
33:00 <Saemon> cuz quite simply, u just wont be around long enough to support them 
33:00 <Ana_Ng> i think he's hot
33:00 <Saemon> when they would need it 
33:00 <Saemon> most
33:00 <Bastardly_One> this is true but he still looks young that guy 
33:00 <Serenity> hes alright for an older man tbh Ana_Ng
33:00 <Serenity> keep in mind im 27
33:00 <Bastardly_One> like the every day Joe looks older than that at 62
33:00 <Bastardly_One> true?
33:00 <Q{{> would u root david attenborough, Serenity 
33:00 <Serenity> not really Bastardly_One
34:00 <Serenity> my mums 62 and doesnt look old
34:00 <Ana_Ng> i dated his brother, who is 50
34:00 <Ana_Ng> not hot
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you sure she doesn't because you see her all the time?
34:00 <Serenity> no
34:00 <Bastardly_One> assuming there I must admit
34:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
34:00 <Serenity> she doesnt look old
34:00 <Q{{> what does 'date' mean
34:00 <Serenity> shes not the frail grey haired pictured of 62 anyway
34:00 <Q{{> date mostly mean sexual too?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> means she went out with him for some time
35:00 <Ana_Ng> not always
35:00 <Saemon> <Bastardly_One> you sure she doesn't because you see her all the time?
35:00 <Q{{> most times?
35:00 <Q{{> like 95%
35:00 <Ana_Ng> just went places, ate meals, saw movies
35:00 <Q{{> or 85%
35:00 <Saemon> true to that
35:00 <Saemon> if u see someone all the time
35:00 <Saemon> u wont notice their aging much
35:00 <Saemon> its like yourself, once you're 30, you're like psshht oh i still look young
36:00 <Saemon> cuz i look in the mirror all the time
36:00 <Ana_Ng> right now i am hardcore platonic dating
36:00 <Saemon> and then u bring out a picture of youtself at 18
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Saemon
36:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
36:00 <Saemon> and you are like "whoa, ive aged damn"
36:00 <Q{{> lol
37:00 <Serenity> far out
37:00 <Bastardly_One> maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
37:00 <Q{{> so u going to marry him Ana_Ng 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> what anyway?
37:00 <Q{{> whats the problem
37:00 <Q{{> u really got time to fool around?
37:00 <Saemon> whats the age difference?
37:00 <Ana_Ng> i have lots of time
37:00 <Ana_Ng> 18 years
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ana is around my age I said before
38:00 <Saemon> whats 62 take away 18?
38:00 <Saemon> are you 45 Ana_Ng?
38:00 <Ana_Ng> 44 dammit
38:00 <Bastardly_One> - 1 more
38:00 <Saemon> ah closer
38:00 <Saemon> close*
38:00 <Ana_Ng> hush
38:00 <Saemon> and i did that without a calcularor
38:00 <Serenity> id bone johnny depp
38:00 <Serenity> and hes like 50
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't realise we were the exact same age
39:00 <Ana_Ng> i have not come to terms with 45 yet
39:00 <Saemon> yeah but he's a celeb 
39:00 <Saemon> they dont count
39:00 <Bastardly_One> if I ever jump the fence
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd do him and Trent Reznor
39:00 <Saemon> cuz they dont age like the rest of us normal people
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm 45 in Sept
39:00 <Saemon> normal 44 yr old lady i see at the shops i'd puke
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I had my midlife crisis for 10 mins at 40
39:00 <Serenity> what a load of shit
39:00 <Saemon> and 44 yr old jennifer lopez? angelina jolie?
40:00 <Saemon> hell to the yes thank you.
40:00 <Serenity> i want to impale this asshole
40:00 <Bastardly_One> *his
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you're convinced I'll come out one day
40:00 <Serenity> for sure
41:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe I'll run into a Johnny Depp lookalike
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and the chances of that?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> zero
41:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
41:00 <Serenity> god my eyes just melted off my face
41:00 <Bastardly_One> go to sleep maybe
41:00 <Q{{> Excessive, almost look like johnny depp when he got the beard
42:00 <Serenity> no
42:00 <Saemon> pics?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> he does not
42:00 <Saemon> could beagle with the long hair pull of a jack sparrow look?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive looks like ... I don't know ... normal 
42:00 <Q{{> ok maybe with a lil bit of fotoshop
42:00 <Serenity> NO
44:00 <Saemon> i just watched oblivion yesterday
44:00 <Saemon> and tom cruise is actually not bad lookin at all in it
44:00 <Saemon> not bad for a bloke whose 50.
44:00 <Saemon> he looks like he's 30 at most
44:00 <Q{{> not just but with hundreds of millions
44:00 <Ana_Ng> thats because he eats foetuses
45:00 <Q{{> that dont work and has staff and various experts at his disposal
48:00 <Q{{> where everyone go
50:00 <Q{{> anyone still around?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I lured them into my basement
50:00 <Q{{> nobody is close enuf for u to do that
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm at the end of my night soon I reckon
50:00 <Q{{> else it would have happened long ago
50:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it
50:00 <Bastardly_One> true that
51:00 <Q{{> i got haircut appointment today
51:00 <Q{{> i give it a miss i think
51:00 <Serenity> aw man
51:00 <Serenity> jurassic park rules
52:00 <Q{{> so u burped like a dinosaur before, Serenity 
52:00 <Q{{> :D
52:00 <Bastardly_One> was funnier when I said it 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> stop ripping me off ... and badly
52:00 <Serenity> sure..
53:00 <Q{{> which bit u up to in jurassic park?
53:00 <Q{{> :D
53:00 <Serenity> the t rex just got loose
53:00 <Serenity> hes about to eat the guy on the toilet
54:00 <Q{{> how many time u seen this?
54:00 <Serenity> a few
54:00 <Q{{> i got netflix account but only used for 1 month
55:00 <Q{{> i havent used for 5months
55:00 <Q{{> i should recover pwd and watch game of throne
55:00 <Sponge> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0nniDx_VU4
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: NASA finds most Earth-like planet to date (Apr 20, 2014) 0:59 - Category: News and Politics - 301+ views - 35 likes (77.8%), 10 dislikes (22.2%)
55:00 <Q{{> so few new movies i want to see
56:00 <Sponge> hey Q{{ bro. what's the latest cosmos show
56:00 <Sponge> what was that about
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what I look like basically
56:00 <Bastardly_One> does this look like me?
56:00 <Sponge> wb beehhh
56:00 <Bastardly_One> 3 people reckon it does
56:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.the-pork.com/thepork/porkimages/uploaded15/b1cb0a5b-6868-4f32-ba9a-6388.jpg
56:00 <Serenity> yes
57:00 <Q{{> so many cosmos shows
57:00 <Q{{> dont know which one ur talking about
57:00 <Sponge> Q{{ you seen all new thrones?
57:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoOFBaG8I2w
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cosmos After Show Season 1 Episode 2 "Some Of The Things That Molescules Do" | AfterBuzz TV (Mar 17, 2014) 43:34 - Category: Entertainment - 33,770 views - 65 likes (31.7%), 140 dislikes (68.3%)
58:00 <Q{{> no i havent seen any game of thrones at all
58:00 <Q{{> only snippets of it
58:00 <Q{{> all good so far
58:00 <Q{{> i dont drama for drama sake
58:00 <Sponge> Q{{ did you kknow that beautiful maria mendodos makes the after buzz shows
58:00 <Q{{> i want interesting concepts
58:00 <Sponge> she's rarely on camera though
58:00 <beehhh> wb? murderers
58:00 <Sponge> beehhh stay calm
59:00 <Sponge> nobody wishes harm on you
59:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6T63M1XiDg
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Maria Menounos Is Tight and Can Take A Punch - CONAN on TBS (Apr 5, 2012) 2:35 - Category: Entertainment - 2,729,030 views - 7,352 likes (94.9%), 398 dislikes (5.1%)
59:00 <Sponge> tight?
59:00 <Sponge> mmm
59:00 <beehhh> two little girls wouldnt died if the system acted appropriately
59:00 <Saemon> that jurassic park scene is so cheesy
59:00 <Excessive> Q{{, one of the many other images of me .......... http://www.cruzis-coins.com/joint/1998.html
00:00 <Saemon> like, one knock from the t-rex's nose
00:00 <Saemon> and entire toilet building falls apart like cardboard
00:00 <Bastardly_One> who asked you?
00:00 <Saemon> and off all the cubicles that remains unscathed
00:00 <Saemon> it had to be the exact one that man was sitting in
01:00 <Bastardly_One> what a great line
02:00 <Bastardly_One> "she's worth the ransom, he says,"do you accept my card?"
02:00 <Q{{> women slap u for saying things like that
03:00 <Q{{> if she does karate she could break ur jaw
03:00 <beehhh> you lock the innocent people and let the most dangerous ones roaming walk free
04:00 <Q{{> coin, card...
04:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9Sx34swEG0
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: One Coin for All of Your Cards (Nov 14, 2013) 1:46 - Category: Science and Technology - 9,161,002 views - 29,660 likes (91.5%), 2,762 dislikes (8.5%)
05:00 <Saemon> omg
05:00 <Q{{> what is it Saemon 
05:00 <Q{{> i think i know too much
06:00 <Q{{> i have amassed huge amount of knowledge
06:00 <Bastardly_One> this song is so much about LA
06:00 <Q{{> which one?
06:00 <Q{{> i think my head is getting too big
07:00 <Q{{> i worry i end up like queen of heart in alice wonderland
07:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsx7In-Mx60
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that one
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Church - North, South, East And West (Live in Sydney) | Moshcam (Feb 19, 2013) 4:45 - Category: Music - 7,182 views - 64 likes (98.5%), 1 dislikes (1.5%)
08:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe look for the studio version
09:00 <Serenity> IVE GOT A BIG BAG OF CRABS HEREEE
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Steve Kilbey (the singer and bassist) is a tad stoned there
09:00 <Bastardly_One> so stoned he can't stand straight in the first verse
09:00 <Skirmish> I don’t care Serenity. You’re worth getting crabs from.
10:00 <Serenity> Aww you're so sweet
10:00 <Serenity> our infedelity will be marvellous
10:00 <Serenity> infidelity?
10:00 <Serenity> whatevs
10:00 <Skirmish> adultery. 
10:00 <Serenity> that works
11:00 <Skirmish> Yes, it will be splendid. 
11:00 <Q{{> this is probably 5th time im listening to this song
11:00 <Q{{> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9a6hwkpRF8
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Van Morrison - Moondance (Oct 22, 2009) 4:33 - Category: Music - 136,306 views - 899 likes (99%), 9 dislikes (1%)
11:00 <Q{{> if its good i listen over and over
11:00 <Serenity> Tell K its nothing personal
12:00 <Serenity> its just fate
12:00 <Skirmish> She will understand. I’ll agree to share the crabs with her afterwards so she doesn’t feel left out. 
13:00 <Serenity> good good
13:00 <Saemon> ugh
13:00 <Q{{> adultery may be legalised in uk
13:00 <Skirmish> It’s legal now. 
13:00 <Skirmish> It’s unethical … not illegal. 
14:00 <Q{{> at moment its 1,200 gbp fine
14:00 <Q{{> but its not enforced
14:00 <Saemon> australian accent always sounds so shit when its used to read meaningful quotes n stuff
14:00 <Saemon> when compared to american
14:00 <Saemon> i hate the yanks
14:00 <Saemon> but i have to give them that
14:00 <Saemon> theirs just sound way better
15:00 <Q{{> just unreasonable bias
15:00 <Saemon> dont know about that
15:00 <Q{{> in academic theyre all easilly undertandable
15:00 <Saemon> but australian accent gives off an uneducated vibe
15:00 <Q{{> not really
16:00 <Saemon> omg
16:00 <Saemon> i just found out
16:00 <Saemon> that the lady who plays jax's mother
16:00 <Q{{> that is probably more coz of ur warped perspective
16:00 <Saemon> in sons of anarchy
16:00 <Saemon> is the lady who played the wife in the sitcom married with children
16:00 <Saemon> no wonder i thought she looks so familiar
18:00 <Saemon> any star wars fan here?
18:00 <Q{{> why do women are so against adultery
18:00 <Q{{> what are their main issues
18:00 <Saemon> well
18:00 <Q{{> i wonder if that is valid or not
19:00 <Saemon> traditionally the male is the gender who sleeps around
19:00 <Saemon> and women are the victims
20:00 <Q{{> sleep around meaning they spend money and time with other woman
20:00 <Serenity> yes its only women who hate to be cheated on..
20:00 <Saemon> no
20:00 <Saemon> sleep around as in having sexual intercourse
20:00 <Saemon> men hate to be cheated on too
20:00 <Q{{> men are too, but women probably dont do as often maybe
20:00 <Q{{> just guessing
20:00 <Saemon> yeah i would guess that men sleep around more
20:00 <Saemon> cuz i dunno, its just easier for men to get off
21:00 <Q{{> coz they spend time elsewhere they are neglected huh
21:00 <Saemon> pick up a chick, fucks her, a few pumps of his penis in her and he's done
21:00 <Saemon> sex for women takes more time and means more i guess
21:00 <beehhh> this nz mayo got 71% rice bran oil
21:00 <Q{{> some women put up with it and live with it
21:00 <Serenity> good grief
22:00 <Q{{> its not some theyre happy about they accept it if its not out of control
22:00 <Saemon> hrm
22:00 <Saemon> in alot of those cultures in india and middle east
22:00 <Saemon> that sadly tends to be the case
23:00 <Q{{> in the west too, among rich ppl
23:00 <Saemon> coz women are still viewed as inferior to men there
23:00 <Q{{> like elvis pressly
23:00 <Saemon> yeah that are intances of this in the western society, of course
23:00 <Q{{> john f kennedy
23:00 <Saemon> but its just much more openly prevalent
23:00 <alienated\Romeo> i vommited violently last night
23:00 <Saemon> in the sociery of those cultures i mentioned
24:00 <Q{{> good grief what Serenity 
24:00 <Saemon> perhaps she does not agree with that u said
24:00 <alienated\Romeo> hi Q{{
24:00 <Q{{> hello alienated\Romeo 
24:00 <alienated\Romeo> :)
25:00 <alienated\Romeo> how are you?
25:00 <Q{{> that cant be a pleasant experience
25:00 <Q{{> im fine thx
25:00 <alienated\Romeo> cool
25:00 <alienated\Romeo> i get horny all the time
25:00 <Q{{> just relaxing 
25:00 <alienated\Romeo> Q{{ did you eat well today?
25:00 <Q{{> on average men have 11 erections per day
25:00 <Q{{> so that is normal and natural
25:00 <alienated\Romeo> i had spagetthi bolangse
25:00 <Q{{> yeh i hate well today
26:00 <alienated\Romeo> cool
26:00 <Q{{> i get good food all the time
26:00 <Q{{> i have to becareful not to get bloated
26:00 <Q{{> my appetite been good 
26:00 <alienated\Romeo> Q{{ do you like strawberries?
26:00 <Q{{> thx goodness
26:00 <Q{{> im so so with strawberries
26:00 <alienated\Romeo> ok ok
26:00 <Q{{> i dont go crazy over it
27:00 <alienated\Romeo> Q{{ what do you get crazy over?
27:00 <Q{{> im  more of tropical exotic fruits
27:00 <alienated\Romeo> i c
27:00 <Q{{> there are fruits that i not know propper names for
27:00 <alienated\Romeo> Q{{ can you get good porn?
27:00 <Q{{> even if i do, u not know them anyway
27:00 <Q{{> lol
27:00 <Q{{> no i cannot
27:00 <alienated\Romeo> ah ok damn
28:00 <Q{{> where u get good porn
28:00 <alienated\Romeo> Q{{ do you like money?
28:00 <Q{{> i seen a few sites
28:00 <Q{{> but theyre really gross
28:00 <alienated\Romeo> i get porn from google
28:00 <Q{{> so i dont bother
28:00 <ZeroDistance> hm
28:00 <alienated\Romeo> im shaping up these days
28:00 <Q{{> google has not been kind to me with that kind of search
28:00 <alienated\Romeo> been workking out
28:00 <alienated\Romeo> been working out
28:00 <Q{{> thats good
29:00 <Q{{> work out gives good appetite too i suppose
29:00 <alienated\Romeo> gunna have to get a tredmill
29:00 <alienated\Romeo> Q{{ do you smoke?
29:00 <Q{{> where u been working out
29:00 <alienated\Romeo> smoking has made me fell rather ill
29:00 <Q{{> yes i do
29:00 <Q{{> but i can give up
29:00 <alienated\Romeo> ah ok cool
30:00 <alienated\Romeo> i walk around a farm
30:00 <Q{{> i can do a lots of things when i want to
30:00 <alienated\Romeo> Q{{ do you like to garden?
30:00 <alienated\Romeo> i hate doing chores
30:00 <Q{{> i can like to garden
30:00 <alienated\Romeo> cool
30:00 <Q{{> but i not have time for it
30:00 <alienated\Romeo> i c
31:00 <alienated\Romeo> no has any time anymore these days
31:00 <Q{{> i work and that takes up all my energy 
31:00 <alienated\Romeo> no time for anything
31:00 <Q{{> yeh
31:00 <alienated\Romeo> :P
31:00 <alienated\Romeo> no time to mastubate
31:00 <Q{{> i do put lots of effort into everything i do
31:00 <alienated\Romeo> no time to masturbate
31:00 <alienated\Romeo> no time for love
31:00 <Q{{> not much energy left for anything else
31:00 <Q{{> i got time for love
32:00 <alienated\Romeo> ok
32:00 <Saemon> thats dumb Q{{
32:00 <Q{{> but not suitable and appropriate girl
32:00 <alienated\Romeo> Q{{ how is your hair looking at the moment?
32:00 <Q{{> they get bored easilly
32:00 <Saemon> dont put lots of effort into everything u do
32:00 <Q{{> theyre half inch too long
32:00 <Saemon> only put energy in the important things that u do
32:00 <Q{{> ~1cm too long
32:00 <alienated\Romeo> mmm
33:00 <Q{{> yeh i tend to go crazy over it
33:00 <alienated\Romeo> Q{{ do you like staring at the sun?
33:00 <Q{{> no i do not
33:00 <alienated\Romeo> ok
33:00 <Q{{> that is not good for ur eyes
33:00 <Saemon> Serenity
33:00 <alienated\Romeo> do you like sunbathing?
33:00 <alienated\Romeo> im blind
33:00 <Q{{> not really
34:00 <alienated\Romeo> in a way
34:00 <Q{{> i stay in shade
34:00 <Q{{> under trees
34:00 <alienated\Romeo> ok do you ever get out to the beach?
34:00 <alienated\Romeo> ahh
34:00 <Q{{> no i dont do that alienated\Romeo 
34:00 <alienated\Romeo> mmm
34:00 <Q{{>  i usually wear long sleeve to protect from the sun
34:00 <alienated\Romeo> do you have any trees at your place?
34:00 <alienated\Romeo> ok
34:00 <alienated\Romeo> im wearing long sleeve atm
34:00 <Q{{> i can drive 2-3hrs per day
35:00 <Q{{> and be about all over the places
35:00 <Q{{> i got a few trees in the back yard
35:00 <Q{{> not much space here
35:00 <alienated\Romeo> cool
35:00 <alienated\Romeo> i c
35:00 <Q{{> no space for clothes lines
35:00 <alienated\Romeo> ahh
35:00 <Q{{> so have to use electric drier
35:00 <Q{{> its so strange
36:00 <alienated\Romeo> do you have many good clothes?
36:00 <Q{{> most ppl do that here
36:00 <Q{{> dry clothes by electric
36:00 <Q{{> i got a few
36:00 <alienated\Romeo> cool
36:00 <Q{{> but im planning to restock
36:00 <alienated\Romeo> ive gotta get a hair cut
37:00 <Q{{> i want to get tailored clothes
37:00 <Q{{> ones that fit perfect
37:00 <alienated\Romeo> lol
37:00 <Saemon> lol u a fag?
37:00 <Q{{> no im not gay
37:00 <Q{{> i like good fit
37:00 <alienated\Romeo> i wanna get some jeans
37:00 <Saemon> what why u want tailored perfect fit clothes?
37:00 <Q{{> sleeves and buttons at the right places
37:00 <alienated\Romeo> i love jumpers
37:00 <Q{{> it works better that way
37:00 <alienated\Romeo> jumpers for the winter time
38:00 <Q{{> its not too loose
38:00 <Q{{> or too tight
38:00 <Q{{> yeh jumpers can be hard to get tailor made
38:00 <alienated\Romeo> Q{{ do you like to wear any particular color?
39:00 <Q{{> that means it would take me a long time to find good fitting ones
39:00 <Q{{> never mind about style as well lol
39:00 <Q{{> i like lighter colors
39:00 <alienated\Romeo> ah good stuff
39:00 <alienated\Romeo> Q{{ do you work?
39:00 <Q{{> white or off-white
40:00 <alienated\Romeo> i used to work
40:00 <Q{{> yeh i work
40:00 <alienated\Romeo> ah cool
40:00 <alienated\Romeo> do you work hard?
40:00 <Q{{> just to pass the time a moment
40:00 <alienated\Romeo> i love working hard
40:00 <Q{{> but i think i had enuf of it
40:00 <alienated\Romeo> you gunna quit?
40:00 <Q{{> im over with working hard and challenges
41:00 <alienated\Romeo> ahh 
41:00 <Q{{> i prefer easy work with high pay and no challenges
41:00 <alienated\Romeo> life is the biggest challenge of them all 
41:00 <Q{{> and ppl do as i say
41:00 <alienated\Romeo> ahh
41:00 <Q{{> and not mess about
41:00 <alienated\Romeo> Q{{ you got any visions for the future?
42:00 <Q{{> what kind of challenges u get?
42:00 <Q{{> yes i have many vision of the future
42:00 <alienated\Romeo> i have to take the train from time to time
42:00 <Q{{> many of which i dont think i can disclose
42:00 <alienated\Romeo> ahh cool
42:00 <Q{{> vision about the world and about myself
42:00 <alienated\Romeo> Q{{ i envision a life of gluttony
43:00 <alienated\Romeo> followed by a life of sin
43:00 <alienated\Romeo> nah im no sinner
43:00 <alienated\Romeo> need to be good
43:00 <Q{{> at least ur aware of it
43:00 <Q{{> and may be develop ways to address it
44:00 <alienated\Romeo> Q{{ did you ever get your heart broken?
44:00 <Q{{> there are consequences, cost and prices
44:00 <Q{{> if u know how expensive it is
44:00 <Q{{> maybe u wont be so tempted :D
44:00 <alienated\Romeo> i can buy anything i want...
45:00 <Q{{> not really hard broken
45:00 <Q{{> never got that close
45:00 <alienated\Romeo> mmm
45:00 <Q{{> i not really loved anyone
45:00 <alienated\Romeo> Q{{ do you ever take risks?
45:00 <alienated\Romeo> ok ok
45:00 <Q{{> yes i do
45:00 <alienated\Romeo> i loved a woman
45:00 <alienated\Romeo> ages ago
45:00 <Q{{> then wha thappened
46:00 <alienated\Romeo> broke up
46:00 <Q{{> what was the problem
46:00 <Q{{> she was not happy 
46:00 <Q{{> she was bored?
46:00 <alienated\Romeo> Q{{ do you like the thrill of taking a risk?
46:00 <Q{{> no
47:00 <alienated\Romeo> she was unstable and so was i
47:00 <alienated\Romeo> ok ok
47:00 <Q{{> risk is neccessary
47:00 <Q{{> i wont take it if not necessary
47:00 <Q{{> otherwise its just too dangerous and expensive
47:00 <alienated\Romeo> Q{{ got any video games?
47:00 <Q{{> i used to live alone
47:00 <Q{{> and travel alone
47:00 <Q{{> many strange places
47:00 <alienated\Romeo> i live alone all the time
47:00 <Q{{> i did not take much risk then
48:00 <Q{{> i was alone
48:00 <alienated\Romeo> alone
48:00 <alienated\Romeo> :P
48:00 <alienated\Romeo> oh well
48:00 <Q{{> i dont play video games
48:00 <alienated\Romeo> i see couples and i envy them
48:00 <alienated\Romeo> ok ok
48:00 <Q{{> i used to play star craft 1
48:00 <alienated\Romeo> ahh
48:00 <ZeroDistance> fkme public holiday today huh
48:00 <ZeroDistance> was going to buy a bottle of red
48:00 <ZeroDistance> cunts be closed huh?
49:00 <Q{{> what about other women in ur area?
49:00 <alienated\Romeo> i wanna play the new resident evil game
49:00 <ZeroDistance> this easter thing is SHIT
49:00 <alienated\Romeo> Q{{? what other women?
49:00 <Q{{> i would avoiod violent games
49:00 <Q{{> other women in ur area
49:00 <alienated\Romeo> oh really
49:00 <alienated\Romeo> ah yes
50:00 <alienated\Romeo> well theres always someone somewere isn't there
50:00 <alienated\Romeo> well theres always someone somewhere isn't there
50:00 <Q{{> would u like to fall in love?
50:00 <alienated\Romeo> im working on building a life for myself
50:00 <Q{{> u were envious
50:00 <alienated\Romeo> sure would
50:00 <Q{{> so i guess u do
51:00 <alienated\Romeo> once ive build a good life for myself then i'll get back out in the dating game
51:00 <Q{{> i know how to fall in love
51:00 <alienated\Romeo> ...
51:00 <alienated\Romeo> interesting
51:00 <Q{{> yeh most good women have high standard
51:00 <alienated\Romeo> mmm
51:00 <Q{{> good as in pretty, smart etc
52:00 <alienated\Romeo> alone
52:00 <alienated\Romeo> i like chasing chicks
52:00 <alienated\Romeo> chasing amy
52:00 <alienated\Romeo> i like looking
52:00 <alienated\Romeo> at them
52:00 <Q{{> i reckon if u were near me and know that u are a good person 
53:00 <Q{{> i probably can set u up
53:00 <Q{{> lol
53:00 <alienated\Romeo> mmm
53:00 <Q{{> i could play cupid and make u fall in love
53:00 <Q{{> :D
53:00 <alienated\Romeo> ahaha
54:00 <alienated\Romeo> sex gets in the way of so much
54:00 <Q{{> if u do want to do urself and it happen naturally...
54:00 <Q{{> it depends on many things
54:00 <alienated\Romeo> love hurts
54:00 <Q{{> ur age, ur experience, ur knowledge
54:00 <alienated\Romeo> i need to write a profile
55:00 <Q{{> scientist want to make cure for love
55:00 <Q{{> for ppl that want to stop loving another person
55:00 <Q{{> sometimes that is necessary
55:00 <ZeroDistance> hm
55:00 <Q{{> i avoid looking at chicks sometimes
55:00 <alienated\Romeo> Q{{ have you lost your virginity?
55:00 <ZeroDistance> seems dan's are open today
55:00 <ZeroDistance> FUCK EASTER
55:00 <Q{{> yes i have
55:00 <ZeroDistance> done ruint my weekend
56:00 <alienated\Romeo> cool
56:00 <ZeroDistance> cept last nite
56:00 <alienated\Romeo> same
56:00 <ZeroDistance> ;)
56:00 <Q{{> i have had many short term partners
56:00 <alienated\Romeo> Q{{ ever see a good movie?
56:00 <Q{{> coz they had to move or i had to move
56:00 <alienated\Romeo> i have had partners but yeah that's all in the past now
56:00 <Q{{> yes some good movies
56:00 <Q{{> there are only a few 
56:00 <Q{{> most are considered classic now
57:00 <Q{{> mostly sci-fi tho
57:00 <alienated\Romeo> ive got Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
57:00 <Q{{> i suppose to 
57:00 <Q{{> to sir with love
57:00 <Q{{> that is not scifi
57:00 <alienated\Romeo> i had a decent enough easter 
57:00 <Q{{> most movies i liked are scifi
58:00 <alienated\Romeo> Q{{ do you like pay check?
58:00 <Q{{> oh that is actual title of a movie
58:00 <alienated\Romeo> it's a sci fi
58:00 <Q{{> pay check as in my salary?
58:00 <Q{{> not really
58:00 <alienated\Romeo> .>.>.>
59:00 <alienated\Romeo> what sci fis do you like?
59:00 <Q{{> probably nobody can pay high enuf anyway
59:00 <Q{{> dune
59:00 <alienated\Romeo> dune?
59:00 <alienated\Romeo> pay check is a sci - fi movie
59:00 <alienated\Romeo> ive got Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind is a rom com
00:00 <Q{{> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dune_(film)
00:00 <alienated\Romeo> anyhow
00:00 <alienated\Romeo> i smoke a tin of cigars this week
00:00 <alienated\Romeo> i smoked a tin of cigars this week
00:00 <Q{{> barbararella
00:00 <alienated\Romeo> i eat my little heart out now
00:00 <Q{{> haha
00:00 <alienated\Romeo> i think it's called emotional eating
01:00 <Q{{> i dont smoke rollies
01:00 <alienated\Romeo> i have depression
01:00 <Q{{> theyre too strong
01:00 <alienated\Romeo> mmm
01:00 <alienated\Romeo> i love rollies
01:00 <Q{{> i do not have depression
01:00 <alienated\Romeo> do you have any mental illness?
01:00 <Q{{> Space Odyssey
01:00 <alienated\Romeo> one must wonder why all the good ones are either taken or crazy
01:00 <Q{{> arthor c clark
02:00 <alienated\Romeo> mmm
02:00 <Q{{> no mental illness
02:00 <alienated\Romeo> 2000 leagues under the sea
02:00 <alienated\Romeo> ok ok
02:00 <Q{{> my blood is perfect
02:00 <Q{{> nothing wrong
02:00 <alienated\Romeo> blodd
02:00 <alienated\Romeo> lol
02:00 <Q{{> everything normal
02:00 <alienated\Romeo> bl00d
02:00 <alienated\Romeo> my blood has VB swimming in it
03:00 <Q{{> i got bored with 2000 leagues when i was watching it
03:00 <Q{{> so i stopped
03:00 <alienated\Romeo> ok ok
03:00 <alienated\Romeo> i wacthed original sin
03:00 <alienated\Romeo> i watched original sin
03:00 <alienated\Romeo> there other night
03:00 <Q{{> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Original_Sin_(film)
03:00 <alienated\Romeo> :)
04:00 <Q{{> i seen so many things
04:00 <Q{{> gotta be precise
04:00 <Q{{> otherwise gazillion things pop into my head
04:00 <alienated\Romeo> Q{{ have you ever eaten bacon and eggs at a restauraunt?
04:00 <Q{{> especially with that word combo
05:00 <alienated\Romeo> i need to buy a plane ticket
05:00 <Q{{> where many ppl have work on it in human history
05:00 <alienated\Romeo> sort out my passport
05:00 <Q{{> yes i have eaten them
05:00 <alienated\Romeo> cool
05:00 <Q{{> where u going?
05:00 <alienated\Romeo> i love food that you don't have to make yourself
05:00 <Q{{> holidays is good
05:00 <Q{{> if u can afford it
05:00 <alienated\Romeo> i wanna go far far away
06:00 <Q{{> where tho
06:00 <alienated\Romeo> but yeah i don't wanna get into trouble
06:00 <Q{{> any indicative ideas?
06:00 <alienated\Romeo> cause i like to drink alot
06:00 <alienated\Romeo> um 
06:00 <alienated\Romeo> paris
06:00 <Q{{> ur more limited then
07:00 <alienated\Romeo> or sweden
07:00 <alienated\Romeo> or amsterdam
07:00 <alienated\Romeo> i have shitloads of money
07:00 <Q{{> yeh if ur ok with cold weather
07:00 <alienated\Romeo> but you know
07:00 <Q{{> i do not have shitload at moment
07:00 <Q{{> i should get on to that
07:00 <alienated\Romeo> money can only do so much
07:00 <Q{{> clear my head of other things
08:00 <alienated\Romeo> Q{{ do you have lots of good memories?
08:00 <Q{{> money can do a lot
08:00 <alienated\Romeo> yeah i know
08:00 <Q{{> money can allow u to correct stuff
08:00 <alienated\Romeo> i have lots
08:00 <alienated\Romeo> of memories
08:00 <Q{{> i got some good memories
09:00 <Q{{> some bad memories
09:00 <alienated\Romeo> ok ok
09:00 <alienated\Romeo> money just greases the wheels of justice
09:00 <Q{{> i try to forget some bad ones
09:00 <Q{{> yet at same time not forget too much
09:00 <alienated\Romeo> i try to remember only the good times
09:00 <Q{{> i have abstracted out many knowleges
10:00 <Q{{> to make it easier for me to cope
10:00 <Q{{> with the vast amount of info
10:00 <alienated\Romeo> i shoulda payed more attension in school
10:00 <Q{{> which part of school
10:00 <alienated\Romeo> i wish i was an A grade student
10:00 <Q{{> high school, uni
10:00 <alienated\Romeo> both
10:00 <alienated\Romeo> i did pretty well in primary school i think
11:00 <Q{{> grass only seem greener over the hill
11:00 <alienated\Romeo> not so in high school
11:00 <alienated\Romeo> mmm
11:00 <Q{{> u never know
11:00 <Q{{> its not that important really
11:00 <alienated\Romeo> Q{{ what are your interests?
11:00 <alienated\Romeo> i know i know
12:00 <Q{{> i have lots of interest
12:00 <alienated\Romeo> i like novels
12:00 <alienated\Romeo> cool
12:00 <Q{{> i dont think i will have to read another book lol
12:00 <Q{{> will have time to read*
12:00 <Q{{> im way passed that
12:00 <alienated\Romeo> i like alone time
12:00 <Q{{> i probably write or make my own
13:00 <Q{{> lone time can be good sometimes
13:00 <alienated\Romeo> fuck im hungry
13:00 <Q{{> too much can be bad
13:00 <Q{{> i not recommend too much lone time
13:00 <Q{{> it is not healthy
13:00 <Q{{> and is risky
13:00 <alienated\Romeo> Q{{ you got cash?
13:00 <Q{{> i got some
13:00 <Q{{> not much
13:00 <Q{{> why
13:00 <alienated\Romeo> ok
13:00 <alienated\Romeo> no reason
14:00 <Q{{> i need a lot of money
14:00 <Q{{> i should get on with it
14:00 <alienated\Romeo> im alone for as as long i am alive
14:00 <Q{{> :D
14:00 <Q{{> no gf in highschool?
14:00 <alienated\Romeo> i want money cause im good at spending it
14:00 <Q{{> u have fallen in love before
15:00 <alienated\Romeo> of course
15:00 <alienated\Romeo> love is tender
15:00 <Q{{> it is and so much much more
15:00 <Q{{> so much to know
16:00 <Q{{> so to keep it short, love is good thing
16:00 <alienated\Romeo> Q{{ what are some of your interests?
16:00 <Q{{> :D
16:00 <alienated\Romeo> i like fishing
16:00 <alienated\Romeo> and sight seeing
16:00 <Q{{> given the time and resources i got
17:00 <alienated\Romeo> i also like to draw 
17:00 <Q{{> i like to learn and understand things
17:00 <alienated\Romeo> okay
17:00 <Q{{> but...
17:00 <Q{{> i know a lot of things already
17:00 <Q{{> i should make use of it
17:00 <alienated\Romeo> Q{{ what do you think you know about yourself?
17:00 <Q{{> i like sight seeing too
17:00 <Q{{> it all helps
17:00 <alienated\Romeo> cool
17:00 <Q{{> but not affordable
18:00 <Q{{> it costs memory space too
18:00 <Q{{> i have to consider these thigs too
18:00 <Q{{> if its worth it
18:00 <Q{{> if it is useful for me
18:00 <Q{{> and not do it for the sake of doing it
18:00 <Q{{> or just for the pleasure
19:00 <Q{{> that would be over indulge
19:00 <Q{{> i have to factor in cost to me
19:00 <alienated\Romeo> i just wanna devour $100 plate of food after $100 plate of food
19:00 <Q{{> oh that is not much
19:00 <alienated\Romeo> mmm
19:00 <alienated\Romeo> big salad
20:00 <Q{{> for $100 u probably wont get a meal at some places
20:00 <alienated\Romeo> mmm
20:00 <alienated\Romeo> do you like chinese food?
20:00 <alienated\Romeo> i love chinese food
20:00 <Q{{> yeh some
20:00 <Q{{> i like dimsum
20:00 <alienated\Romeo> i also love pizza
20:00 <Q{{> or yum cha
20:00 <alienated\Romeo> i love honey chicken
20:00 <Q{{> like mexican pizza
20:00 <alienated\Romeo> and sweet and sour pork
20:00 <Q{{> (thats vegies and meat)
21:00 <alienated\Romeo> do you like spring rolls?
21:00 <Q{{> in yum cha u get so many variety of dishes
21:00 <Q{{> i like the fresh spring rolls
21:00 <Q{{> but u get sick of it when eat too much of it
21:00 <alienated\Romeo> mmm okay
22:00 <Q{{> also it depends on ppl that make it too
22:00 <Q{{> it comes in various quality
22:00 <Q{{> i know how to make good lobster soup
22:00 <alienated\Romeo> i like the food thats on a revoloving wheel
22:00 <Q{{> i cooked live lobsters several times before
22:00 <alienated\Romeo> i like the food thats on a revolving wheel
23:00 <Q{{> haha
23:00 <alienated\Romeo> cool Q{{
23:00 <Q{{> sushi trains
23:00 <alienated\Romeo> im looking forward to a time when i can get seem lobster
23:00 <alienated\Romeo> im looking forward to a time when i can get some lobster
23:00 <Q{{> yeh get live ones
23:00 <alienated\Romeo> i get my groceries at iga
23:00 <Q{{> and freshly cook it
24:00 <Q{{> and eat it hot/warm
24:00 <alienated\Romeo> used to shop at coles
24:00 <alienated\Romeo> where do you shop Q{{?
24:00 <Q{{> i had a few years stint of that
24:00 <alienated\Romeo> i need to go back to coles
24:00 <Q{{> i not shop anymore
24:00 <alienated\Romeo> i think
24:00 <Q{{> other ppl do that
24:00 <alienated\Romeo> o i c
24:00 <alienated\Romeo> really?
24:00 <Q{{> like most things
24:00 <Q{{> my bills
24:00 <alienated\Romeo> woolworths is good i could go there also
25:00 <Q{{> u need to restock ur fridge huh
25:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> sure do
25:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> :P
25:00 <Q{{> haha
25:00 <Q{{> ur sleeping!
26:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> i wanna cook stirfry
26:00 <Q{{> 530am there
26:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> ok
26:00 <Q{{> i can cook
26:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> 3:26 am here
26:00 <Q{{> but it would take time to get it right
26:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> can you now?
26:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> i can cook great pasta dishes
26:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> but that's about all
27:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> cooking steak is pretty easy
27:00 <Q{{> i spent 6months straight cooking chicken wings
27:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> mmm
27:00 <Q{{> kind of perfected many wings dishes
27:00 <Q{{> lol
27:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> do you like chicken?
28:00 <Q{{> yeh its ok
28:00 <Q{{> but yeh u need to rotate
28:00 <Q{{> also i prefer free range organic chickens
28:00 <Q{{> i can taste the diff
28:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> i want a deep fryer
29:00 <Q{{> where u from ?
29:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> got some cake mix
29:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> perth
29:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> you?
29:00 <Q{{> california
29:00 <Q{{> i never been to perth
29:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> mmm
29:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> cool
29:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> do you like sausage rolls?
29:00 <Q{{> i been to melb, syd, brisbane, goldcoast, adelaide
29:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> i ate a pack this week
29:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> ah
29:00 <Q{{> yeh i like sausage rolls
30:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> cool
30:00 <Q{{> i ate lots of it in school lol
30:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> Q{{ what kind of partner do you go for?
30:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> i like the crazy yet intelligent type
30:00 <Q{{> beautiful and smart
30:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> ok ok
31:00 <Q{{> not crazy type
31:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> mmm
31:00 <Q{{> not the easilly bored type
31:00 <Q{{> ok to be bored when u can do something about it
31:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> we're all getting old
31:00 <Q{{> yeh
31:00 <Q{{> brain structure changes
32:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> chicks look great but i somehow seem to be so shy that it's painful
32:00 <Q{{> and our mindset changes too
32:00 <Q{{> im not shy
32:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> ive been on lovan forever
32:00 <ZeroDistance> almost time to clean up fb
32:00 <Q{{> i only appear shy to ppl
32:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> i c
32:00 <Q{{> some ppl perceived me as shy sometimes
33:00 <Q{{> but maybe due to persona i put on for the circumstance
33:00 <Q{{> shyness is not a good attribute
33:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> Q{{ did you have to work this week?
33:00 <Q{{> yes 
33:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> now why say that?
33:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> mmm
33:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> cool
34:00 <Q{{> coz ur limited and restricted
34:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> well what did you do at work this week?
34:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> limited?
34:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> how so?
34:00 <Q{{> i go around to different sites
34:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> i c
34:00 <Q{{> when u identify a child as shy
34:00 <Q{{> it is important to do something about it
34:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> too many people online looking for love that is not there
35:00 <Q{{> otherwise it limit their development
35:00 <Q{{> in skill, personality etc
35:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> im just cut off from the world
35:00 <Q{{> that is necessary for life
35:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> do you ever feel isolated Q{{?
35:00 <Q{{> oh coz its not time for them yet
36:00 <Q{{> maybe
36:00 <Q{{> :D
36:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> mmm
36:00 <Q{{> when its time, they would bend like grass in the wind
36:00 <Q{{> they do whatever it takes
36:00 <Q{{> otherwise they perish in misserable life 
36:00 <Q{{> and nobody would hear about them
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmm
37:00 <Q{{> yeh i have been isolated before
37:00 <Q{{> i know it is not good for ppl
37:00 <alienated\Romeo> ah ok
37:00 <alienated\Romeo> same
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> Psych sard?
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ward
37:00 <Q{{> well atleast u can do something about it
37:00 <Q{{> u have financial freedom
38:00 <Q{{> some ppl cannot do anything about it
38:00 <alienated\Romeo> theres much a person can do whilst alone
38:00 <Q{{> i lived in middle of sydney alone for a few years
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am single
38:00 <Q{{> right in the middle of the city
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am going for a ride todag
38:00 <Q{{> still alone lol
38:00 <alienated\Romeo> im sinngle also
38:00 <alienated\Romeo> im single also
38:00 <alienated\Romeo> so where was i
38:00 <alienated\Romeo> ...
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> Taking the new bike out
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> Wooooooohooooooo
39:00 <Q{{> u can do alot with a partner too
39:00 <alienated\Romeo> oh yes it's great to have freedom
39:00 <Q{{> unless ur not mature enuf
39:00 <alienated\Romeo> new bike aye
39:00 <Q{{> and want everything ur way
39:00 <Q{{> and considered enuf for anything less
39:00 <Q{{> and not*
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yeah I bought a Vtr1000f
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> I wish I had a gf so she could go make me a coffee
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> Too cold out of bed
41:00 <alienated\Romeo> get a maid
41:00 <Q{{> yeh when u have a partner u can take turn doing that
41:00 <alienated\Romeo> bullshit
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> I prefer to be single
41:00 <alienated\Romeo> when you get a patner its all sex
41:00 <alienated\Romeo> sex sex sex
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> Romeo lies
42:00 <alienated\Romeo> that's all that anyone ever thinks about
42:00 <alienated\Romeo> lol
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> Because then u have kids
42:00 <alienated\Romeo> lie huh
42:00 <Q{{> ppl do get sick of sex
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> And then no sex
42:00 <Q{{> haha
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> I went from sex 3 times a day
42:00 <Q{{> yep when they had enuf of it
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> To sex maybe once a fortnight
42:00 <Q{{> when theyre satisfied
43:00 <alienated\Romeo> i wanna go back to working at a fast food joint
43:00 <Q{{> i dont know ur circumstance
43:00 <Q{{> so i cannot comment much
44:00 <alienated\Romeo> Q{{ do you have many material possessions?
44:00 <Q{{> and vice versa i suppose
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> I want a coffee
44:00 <Q{{> no
44:00 <alienated\Romeo> i want your coofee
44:00 <alienated\Romeo> i want your coffee
44:00 <Q{{> i had too much coffee already
44:00 <alienated\Romeo> :P~~
45:00 <alienated\Romeo> i hate having too much coffee
45:00 <Q{{> it kept me up all day
45:00 <alienated\Romeo> Q{{ could you live without a computer?
45:00 <Q{{> yes i can
45:00 <alienated\Romeo> i can't live without my music
45:00 <alienated\Romeo> ah cool
46:00 <Q{{> i can live in the jungle on my own
46:00 <Q{{> doesnt mean i would 
46:00 <Q{{> i can eat dirt when necessary
46:00 <alienated\Romeo> i can live but i need direction
46:00 <Saemon> omfg will you 2 faggots shut the fuck up already jesus fucking christ almighty 
47:00 <alienated\Romeo> ?
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
47:00 <alienated\Romeo> Saemon take a chill pill
47:00 <Q{{> well ur alone and isolated
47:00 <Saemon> you two love birds have been chit chattering nonstop for the past hour
47:00 <Q{{> u not have much info
47:00 <Saemon> get a room
47:00 <Q{{> and not well informed of all the available good directions
48:00 <alienated\Romeo> ok ok
48:00 <alienated\Romeo> Q{{ is your bed nice and comfy?
48:00 <Q{{> ur far isolated and far from everyone
48:00 <alienated\Romeo> mine is 
48:00 <Q{{> yes comfortable enuf
48:00 <alienated\Romeo> yes i live in god country
48:00 <alienated\Romeo> ah cool
48:00 <alienated\Romeo> yes i live in god's country
49:00 <alienated\Romeo> i need not adhere to laws
49:00 <alienated\Romeo> just never give up on life itself
49:00 <alienated\Romeo> for that would be my ultimate downfall
49:00 <Q{{> lol
49:00 <Q{{> i not had that for a long time
49:00 <Q{{> own private land
50:00 <Q{{> and secured
50:00 <Q{{> i not been out of the city for so long
50:00 <Q{{> i not seen the stars for so long
50:00 <alienated\Romeo> too much crime in the city don't cha think?
50:00 <Q{{> yeh
50:00 <alienated\Romeo> everyones busy working but working on what???
51:00 <alienated\Romeo> ,
51:00 <Q{{> working to pay their bills
51:00 <alienated\Romeo> bills lol
51:00 <alienated\Romeo> fuck bill
51:00 <Q{{> to live from weeks to week
51:00 <alienated\Romeo> fuck bills
51:00 <alienated\Romeo> yes indeed
51:00 <alienated\Romeo> um
51:00 <Q{{> city is like a jungle really
51:00 <Q{{> ppl are brutal
52:00 <Q{{> look at Saemon 
52:00 <alienated\Romeo> i guess some have got it good and some have got it bad
52:00 <Q{{> he is down and out
52:00 <Q{{> nobody seem to give a shit
52:00 <Q{{> correction
52:00 <Q{{> he's probably not down and out
53:00 <Q{{> he got his own house or something
53:00 <Q{{> he is only play poor probably lol
53:00 <Q{{> look at dudz
54:00 <Q{{> nobody employ him
54:00 <alienated\Romeo> i like brfead
54:00 <alienated\Romeo> i like bread
54:00 <alienated\Romeo> bread is so nice
54:00 <Q{{> haha
54:00 <alienated\Romeo> i wanna eat brad
54:00 <Q{{> ur close to town to get bread?
54:00 <alienated\Romeo> i wanna eat *bread
54:00 <Q{{> lol
54:00 <alienated\Romeo> yeah close enough
54:00 <Q{{> ur that far from town
55:00 <Q{{> ah ok then
55:00 <Q{{> u can get bread
55:00 <alienated\Romeo> bread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
55:00 <Q{{> i live in country towns before
55:00 <alienated\Romeo> ahh
55:00 <Q{{> in various states
55:00 <alienated\Romeo> so lonley
55:00 <Q{{> yeh :D
55:00 <alienated\Romeo> so lonely
55:00 <Q{{> u need break
56:00 <Q{{> ur probably unconfortable in the city
56:00 <Q{{> ur not used to it
56:00 <alienated\Romeo> i need new clothes bread and cash
56:00 <Q{{> u probably cant handle it
56:00 <Q{{> i took a few ppl from country towns to city
56:00 <Q{{> they dont feel comfortable
56:00 <Q{{> or at easy
56:00 <Q{{> they feel different
57:00 <Q{{> and that they look odd
57:00 <Q{{> or think oddly
57:00 <Q{{> different from city ppl
57:00 <Q{{> they dont want to talk
57:00 <Q{{> for fear that ppl could tell
57:00 <alienated\Romeo> i like to walk around the block
58:00 <Q{{> take a holiday
58:00 <Q{{> if u can afford it
58:00 <alienated\Romeo> yeah im going on a holiday soon
58:00 <Q{{> thats different country
58:00 <Q{{> its alot worse
58:00 <Q{{> haha
59:00 <Q{{> u not going to try au cities first?
59:00 <alienated\Romeo> eh
59:00 <ZeroDistance> you uh
59:00 <ZeroDistance> q
59:00 <ZeroDistance> talk a lot of shit
59:00 <ZeroDistance> and arent you in America?
59:00 <ZeroDistance> I heard..
59:00 <Q{{> i been to lots of places
59:00 <alienated\Romeo> Q{{ do you have a credit card?
59:00 <ZeroDistance> whom hasnt
59:00 <Q{{> lived over 20yrs in au
00:00 <Q{{> i dont use credit card anymore
00:00 <Q{{> dont need it
00:00 <alienated\Romeo> ah i c
00:00 <Q{{> used to need it
00:00 <Q{{> i had some problems booking hotels without credit card
00:00 <Q{{> but its ok now
01:00 <alienated\Romeo> Q{{ how it ok now?
01:00 <alienated\Romeo> do you pay in cash now?
01:00 <Q{{> i can use debit card now
01:00 <alienated\Romeo> ah cool
01:00 <Q{{> they accept that
01:00 <alienated\Romeo> i want a debit card
01:00 <Q{{> before they told me they dont accept it
01:00 <Q{{> i called so many places
01:00 <Q{{> all say they dont accept debit card
02:00 <Q{{> which was weird
02:00 <Q{{> it is necessary to get credit card for most ppl
02:00 <alienated\Romeo> Q{{ do you have nice shoes?
02:00 <Q{{> to build credit rating 
02:00 <Q{{> so u can apply for home loans and stuff
02:00 <alienated\Romeo> eh it's alot of paloney to me
02:00 <Q{{> yeh i do
03:00 <alienated\Romeo> cool
03:00 <alienated\Romeo> please decribe to me your shoes
03:00 <alienated\Romeo> please describe to me your shoes
03:00 <alienated\Romeo> mine are greeb
03:00 <alienated\Romeo> sneakers
03:00 <Q{{> i have comfy sneakers
03:00 <alienated\Romeo> cools
03:00 <alienated\Romeo> are you wearing your shoes atm?
03:00 <Q{{> very light and good air circulation
04:00 <Q{{> im wearing indoor shoes atmoment
04:00 <Q{{> which is like a slipper
04:00 <alienated\Romeo> mmm cool
04:00 <Q{{> sheep skin slippers
05:00 <alienated\Romeo> i sometimes wear my shoes without wearing socks
05:00 <Q{{> i always wear socks with shoes
05:00 <alienated\Romeo> do you use deodarant?
05:00 <alienated\Romeo> ok ok
05:00 <Q{{> yes i use deoderant
05:00 <alienated\Romeo> cool
05:00 <alienated\Romeo> same
05:00 <Q{{> socks provide protection to ur skin
05:00 <Q{{> and also the shoes
06:00 <Q{{> so u want soak up so much sweat
06:00 <Q{{> want=wont
06:00 <Q{{> and end up smelly
06:00 <alienated\Romeo> Q{{ do you have a leather jacket?
06:00 <Q{{> no i dont
06:00 <alienated\Romeo> Q{{ do you have a jacket?
06:00 <Q{{> i wear light stuff
06:00 <Q{{> dont need thick heavy stuff
06:00 <alienated\Romeo> i want a jecket
06:00 <Q{{> its warm climate here
07:00 <alienated\Romeo> i want a jacket
07:00 <alienated\Romeo> so um
07:00 <Q{{> i got thin comfy jackets
07:00 <alienated\Romeo> how's the weather where you are?
07:00 <Q{{> its good everyday
07:00 <alienated\Romeo> cool
07:00 <Q{{> rarely ever rain
07:00 <alienated\Romeo> fine weather here
07:00 <Q{{> only a few times per year
08:00 <alienated\Romeo> i have a new bowl
08:00 <Q{{> what bowl
08:00 <Q{{> dish bowl
08:00 <Q{{> ?
08:00 <alienated\Romeo> it's like a pie dish
08:00 <Q{{> oh i got good bowl
08:00 <alienated\Romeo> i use it for my weed
08:00 <Q{{> its so thin
08:00 <alienated\Romeo> cool
08:00 <Q{{> its so light
08:00 <Q{{> its transluent
09:00 <Q{{> but only 2mm thick
09:00 <Q{{> but real strong
09:00 <Q{{> its way better than china by far
09:00 <seemechangemynick> do you have many rooms at yours?
09:00 <seemechangemynick> ah china
09:00 <seemechangemynick> fine china
10:00 <Q{{> i dont know the proper name of these things
10:00 <Q{{> but its way better than china
10:00 <Q{{> advanced material
10:00 <Q{{> i wouldnt be surprised if its only available last 20yrs or so
11:00 <Q{{> there are 4br here
11:00 <\_R0ME0_\> my bowl is porcelian
11:00 <\_R0ME0_\> so wanna get laid again
11:00 <\_R0ME0_\> i like white chicks
12:00 <nige> You black then?
12:00 <\_R0ME0_\> so white so very very white
12:00 <\_R0ME0_\> hell no
12:00 <Q{{> im scared to look up name of that material
12:00 <Q{{> another info to cramp into my memory lol
12:00 <nige> Then I say, white chicks are for you.
12:00 <Q{{> i like many chicks
12:00 <Q{{> last gf i had was UK chick
13:00 <\_R0ME0_\> cool
13:00 <Q{{> blonde blue eyes
13:00 <Q{{> and fine skin
13:00 <nige> UK...
13:00 <\_R0ME0_\> what was her bra size?
13:00 <Q{{> japanese and taiwanese chick would envy
13:00 <Q{{> b
13:00 <Q{{> or something
13:00 <nige> You know they're all just lookin' to get into Oz,
13:00 <Q{{> not small
13:00 <Q{{> not big
13:00 <Q{{> taiwanese do
14:00 <Q{{> but they dont know english 
14:00 <Q{{> its hard
14:00 <\_R0ME0_\> i wanna look at porn again
14:00 <Q{{> ok if u want
14:00 <Q{{> lol
14:00 <Q{{> i dont care for porn
14:00 <Q{{> all are gross anyway
14:00 <\_R0ME0_\> what do you care for?
14:00 <Q{{> i care for the real thing
15:00 <Q{{> :D
15:00 <\_R0ME0_\> i c
15:00 <nige> I dunno Q...
15:00 <\_R0ME0_\> i care for my bedroom
15:00 <nige> Porn is pretty good.
15:00 <Q{{> want to show?
15:00 <nige> I mean, there are so few chicks that would let you jizz on their face.
15:00 <Q{{> maybe we have different standard
15:00 <nige> But in the porn world...
15:00 <nige> That's everyone.
15:00 <Q{{> that would be waste to me anyway
16:00 <nige> Ah, correct form of the verb.
16:00 <nige> Nice.
16:00 <Q{{> i jizz with the real stuff
16:00 <Q{{> otherwise it be terrible for me
16:00 <nige> Whhhaaaat?
16:00 <Q{{> i be gratified and satisfied
16:00 <ZeroDistance> haha
16:00 <ZeroDistance> why are you not dead
17:00 <ZeroDistance> like beehhh should be dead
17:00 <Q{{> and has no drive to go after real chick
17:00 <Q{{> i be lazy
17:00 <ZeroDistance> you and student Q{{ man
17:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> what have we learned so far
17:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> ?
17:00 <ZeroDistance> all three of you.
18:00 <Q{{> i think that is true to some degree
18:00 <Q{{> u get off on porn
18:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> i like pea and ham soup
18:00 <nige> Porn is great.
18:00 <nige> Sex is also great.
18:00 <nige> They're both great.
18:00 <nige> I do feel a little guilty watching porn though.
18:00 <Q{{> i wouldnt want to get off on porn now
18:00 <Q{{> :D
18:00 <nige> I mean, how wrong does your life have to have gone that you went into porn.
19:00 <Q{{> yeh its so easy
19:00 <nige> And we're just watching these people who've probably been exploited all their life, being further exploited.
19:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> ami the only one who likes pea and ham soup?
19:00 <Q{{> and most ppl are oblivious to consequence
19:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> am i the only one who likes pea and ham soup?
19:00 <Q{{> smoke ham
19:00 <Q{{> smoked bacons
19:00 <nige> I think climate change is evidence enough of that Q.
19:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasasleep> mmms
19:00 <Q{{> lol
20:00 <Q{{> ZeroDistance, would strip for u 
20:00 <Q{{> ;)
20:00 <Q{{> ZeroDistance, cant wait to take it off
20:00 <Q{{> he is hot
20:00 <Q{{> :D
20:00 <Q{{> lmao
20:00 <Q{{> he is looking excuse to take it off lmao
20:00 <let-me-see-you-stripped> french onion soup is good
21:00 <Q{{> with crutons
21:00 <let-me-see-you-stripped> yeah yeah
21:00 <alienated> i hate longlife milk
22:00 <Q{{> lol
22:00 <alienated> i could make a coffee
22:00 <nige> I hate butter.
22:00 <nige> And...
22:00 <alienated> ahaha
22:00 <nige> Stuff.
22:00 <alienated> stuffing?
22:00 <alienated> i like stuff
22:00 <nige> Why the hell did you just say that alienated?
22:00 <Q{{> alienated<-- had it with his life
22:00 <alienated> hehe
22:00 <ZeroDistance>  haha almost 6am
22:00 <Q{{> he cant handle it anymore
22:00 <ZeroDistance> i went off at this dude on game
22:00 <nige> 6am.
22:00 <Q{{> hes gonna go crazy
23:00 <ZeroDistance> he can tell people which target to get
23:00 <ZeroDistance> i keep yellin MARK IT MARK IT CUNT
23:00 <ZeroDistance> SO WE GET THE POINTS FGT
23:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn stoned americans
23:00 <Q{{> lol
23:00 <nige> What game are you playing?
23:00 <Q{{> tell him u shout him to a hooker if u win
23:00 <nige> Americans like hookers.
24:00 <Q{{> dunno
24:00 <Q{{> i dont go to those places
24:00 <Q{{> i visited once
24:00 <Q{{> the girls seem to be pretty
24:00 <Q{{> ohhhhhhhhhh
24:00 <Q{{> that reminds me
24:00 <Q{{> i should check out hollywood night clubs
24:00 <Q{{> :D
25:00 <Q{{> ok i got idea now
25:00 <Q{{> i hire escorts
25:00 <Q{{> and go to clubs
25:00 <Q{{> use them as 'friends'
25:00 <Q{{> lmao
25:00 <Q{{> haha
25:00 <nige> Sounds expensive.
26:00 <Q{{> oh well
26:00 <Q{{> i dont want to go alone
26:00 <Q{{> haha
26:00 <Q{{> and i dont want ppl i know to know
26:00 <Q{{> what i do 
26:00 <Q{{> lol
26:00 <nige> What do you do?
27:00 <Q{{> hire escorts to go clubbing
27:00 <Q{{> :D
27:00 <nige> Right.
27:00 <Q{{> so i can see whats available
27:00 <nige> Why do people go "clubbing"?
27:00 <Q{{> to dance
27:00 <nige> Can dance at home.
27:00 <ZeroDistance> oh this god damn motherfuck
27:00 <Q{{> to experience
27:00 <ZeroDistance> wireless to xbox
27:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn around
27:00 <Q{{> for the atmosphere
27:00 <Q{{> oh someone went on a cruiship
27:00 <nige> C'mon... everyone thinks that they'll pick up a chick at the clubs...
27:00 <nige> And you know...
28:00 <Q{{> they told me girls were dancing naked
28:00 <nige> Clubs are sausage fests.
28:00 <Q{{> maybe
28:00 <Q{{> maybe u need to go often
28:00 <Q{{> to see the regular
28:00 <Q{{> get to know them
29:00 <Q{{> so u can bump into them
29:00 <Q{{> and say 'oh i seen u before'
29:00 <nige> Exactly... so they can think "oh... there's that poor lonely loser, here again... I feel sorry for that guy"
29:00 <Q{{> nope
29:00 <Q{{> coz i be having escorts
29:00 <Q{{> :D
29:00 <Q{{> i pay a few decent chicks
30:00 <nige> Would it not be more straight forward to just fuck the escorts?
30:00 <Q{{> and guys
30:00 <Q{{> nope
30:00 <Q{{> theyre different type of ppl
30:00 <Q{{> theyre professionals
30:00 <Q{{> with particular personality and values
30:00 <Q{{> and drives/directions
31:00 <nige> SO you can't afford their rate in other words.
31:00 <nige> The fuck rate is high I imagine.
31:00 <Q{{> whatever it is, it be too high
31:00 <Q{{> coz theyre motivated by money
32:00 <Q{{> and only do it for money
32:00 <nige> You wanna meet chicks, you just gotta know one secret.
32:00 <Q{{> then move on the next person
32:00 <nige> There's only one.
32:00 <nige> You want to know what it is?
32:00 <Q{{> yes i do
32:00 <Q{{> go ahead
32:00 <nige> Be
32:00 <nige> Good
32:00 <nige> Looking
32:00 <nige> Just remember the acronym if it's easier.
32:00 <Q{{> and a talker too
32:00 <nige> BGL.
33:00 <nige> No Q.
33:00 <Q{{> :P
33:00 <nige> Just BGL.
34:00 <Q{{> oh shug
34:00 <nige> Honestly, you find chicks doing the things you love.
34:00 <Q{{> lol
34:00 <nige> And I don't mean staying home fapping.
34:00 <nige> What are your inerests?
34:00 <nige> Interests even.
35:00 <Q{{> they would not understand it
35:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn net
35:00 <ZeroDistance> can watch shit
35:00 <ZeroDistance> keep droppin from game :/
35:00 <Q{{> u wouldnt understand it neither
35:00 <Q{{> cool
35:00 <ZeroDistance> now i am eatin nice expensive thai food
35:00 <ZeroDistance> <3
35:00 <Q{{> u have to chat here then
35:00 <Q{{> :D
36:00 <Q{{> brb
36:00 <ZeroDistance> uno what you need Q{{
36:00 <ZeroDistance> and education
36:00 <ZeroDistance> like Im watching second ep this doco on Korean War.
36:00 <Q{{> lol
36:00 <Q{{> i know too much for 30 ppl already
38:00 <nige> ZeroDistance...
38:00 <nige> Did you just say "uno" to mean "you know"?
38:00 <nige> If so, that's pretty fucking poor, I have to say.
42:00 <Q{{> back
42:00 <Q{{> i just talked to someone who went to a bad tailor
42:00 <Q{{> taylor
42:00 <Q{{> sound nightmarish
43:00 <Q{{> they didnt make what they wanted
43:00 <Q{{> and kept on making adjustments several times
43:00 <Q{{> and then want payment before its completed lol
44:00 <Q{{> that is just dodgy
44:00 <Q{{> i want a pro
44:00 <Q{{> not amateur taylor that just got into the biz lol
44:00 <nige> Who are you, a super star?
45:00 <Q{{> no
45:00 <Q{{> i just want something that fits me perfect
45:00 <Q{{> and the outfit not too big or too short here and there
46:00 <nige> You pay with credit card, and if the goods are not good quality, you ask for your money back. If they don't give it, you ask visa to refund it.
46:00 <Q{{> yeh
46:00 <Q{{> thats what they did
46:00 <Q{{> but the person got no time to wait longer to finish
47:00 <Q{{> there been so many adjustments already
47:00 <Q{{> they demand the person to pay
47:00 <simba> stfu Q
47:00 <Q{{> the person said i wont pay
47:00 <Q{{> i call cops on u
47:00 <Q{{> it went that far lol
48:00 <nige> Q, I have no idea what you're talking about?
48:00 <Q{{> stfu too simba 
48:00 <Q{{> alienated, comatosed now i think
48:00 <Q{{> oh waitttt
48:00 <Q{{> he is watching pornnnnnn
48:00 <Q{{> lol
49:00 <Q{{> hey alienated link what u watching
49:00 <Q{{> so i can assess ur taste
49:00 <Q{{> :D
50:00 <nige> You stupid or something?
51:00 <Q{{> no nige
51:00 <Q{{> u think im stupid or something?
52:00 <Q{{> coz what u said is very stupid
52:00 <nige> Q, I get the impression that you're either somehow mentally challenged...
52:00 <nige> Or you're 12.
52:00 <simba> stfu Q
53:00 <simba> hes american
53:00 <nige> oooh.
53:00 <simba> yep.
54:00 <Q{{> :-)
54:00 <nige> Not a compliment Q.
57:00 <simba> lol
58:00 <Q{{> ur view is of little value to me at moment nige 
58:00 <nige> How old are you Q?
59:00 <Q{{> old enuf
59:00 <Q{{> alienated, take a break
59:00 <Q{{> take a look at this corelle bowl
59:00 <Q{{> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corelle
00:00 <Q{{> http://www.amazon.com/b?ie=UTF8&node=13964001
00:00 <ZeroDistance> `fk me man
00:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn talk telstra
00:00 <ZeroDistance> change modem chan
00:00 <ZeroDistance> still droppin on xbox
00:00 <ZeroDistance> n its nothin even to do with xbox live
00:00 <ZeroDistance> ffs
01:00 <nige> What's the problem ZeroDistance?
01:00 <ZeroDistance> problem is these indo support cunts
01:00 <ZeroDistance> net is supposed to be fine
01:00 <nige> Yes, they are cunts.
01:00 <ZeroDistance> gone over modem n over it
01:00 <ZeroDistance> n chanced chan
01:00 <ZeroDistance> thinkin ringin back with harsh words this time
02:00 <ZeroDistance> but i dont like being rude
02:00 <nige> They'll just hang up on you.
02:00 <nige> Standard procedure. They're allowed to hang up.
02:00 <nige> You have to complain in writing.
02:00 <nige> You can sometimes escalate...
02:00 <simba> lol
02:00 <nige> But you know...
03:00 <ZeroDistance> heh
03:00 <ZeroDistance> it's not so funny
03:00 <ZeroDistance> when you piss the wrong person off
03:00 <ZeroDistance> and that person
03:00 <ZeroDistance> goes and has a nice wank
03:00 <ZeroDistance> BOOOIII YEAAA!
03:00 <nige> But what's your problem ZeroDistance?
03:00 <nige> Describe the issue.
04:00 <ZeroDistance> problem is i fixed shit with modem so i'd have no connection issues with xbox's
04:00 <ZeroDistance> worked for a while then started dropping
04:00 <ZeroDistance> it's telstras bs and I know it
04:00 <nige> Are you using a telstra modem?
04:00 <ZeroDistance> nope
04:00 <ZeroDistance> netcomm
05:00 <ZeroDistance> new one bought last monday
05:00 <nige> It's just xbox connections that are dropping?
05:00 <ZeroDistance> yer not this anymore
05:00 <ZeroDistance> laptop i mean
05:00 <ZeroDistance> but it isnt xbox live either
06:00 <nige> Could be a DHCP allocation issue.
06:00 <ZeroDistance> so i changed the channel
06:00 <nige> Tried setting static addresses?
06:00 <ZeroDistance> man im so tired
06:00 <Q{{> u know ur destination ip address?
06:00 <ZeroDistance> going to have to go thru it all again later after a good sleep
06:00 <ZeroDistance> i know everything
06:00 <nige> heh, fair enough.
07:00 <nige> Sleep well then.
07:00 <ZeroDistance> one more channel to try
07:00 <ZeroDistance> then ring those fgts back and threaten to leave their bigpond shit
07:00 <Q{{> u ping destination address 
07:00 <nige> Quiet Q.
07:00 <Q{{> ping continuous
07:00 <ZeroDistance> you do everything basic Q{{
07:00 <Q{{> ok then
07:00 <ZeroDistance> cheers nige
08:00 <ZeroDistance> have a good sleep man
08:00 <Q{{> sweet dreams ZeroDistance 
08:00 <ZeroDistance> oh
08:00 <ZeroDistance> btw
08:00 <ZeroDistance> is it a public holiday today?
08:00 <nige> It is here :)
08:00 <ZeroDistance> wanted to go buy a nice bottle of red
08:00 <nige> But I'm in Switzerland.
08:00 <nige> So you know.
08:00 <ZeroDistance> ah
08:00 <nige> Might not help.
09:00 <nige> I guess it's a public holiday though.
09:00 <nige> Easter Monday 'n' all.
09:00 <ZeroDistance> i just finished
09:00 <ZeroDistance> some fkn
09:00 <ZeroDistance> really expensive thai food
09:00 <ZeroDistance> AND NO SIMBA I DID NOT GET PAD THAI! hehehe
09:00 <ZeroDistance> even that was expensive.
09:00 <Q{{> what u get then
10:00 <ZeroDistance> pandang beef curry
10:00 <ZeroDistance> some big duck thing
10:00 <ZeroDistance> some great thai salad with all this crap
10:00 <ZeroDistance> i dont like thai food
10:00 <ZeroDistance> i like viet food
11:00 <Q{{> harder to make good thai food
11:00 <ZeroDistance> thai food's what Seinfeld on weed would get if he didnt have his jew dick in kung pow chicken every episode
11:00 <ZeroDistance> :P
11:00 <ZeroDistance> peace out
11:00 <simba> <ZeroDistance> i know everything 
11:00 <simba> loooooool
12:00 <simba> he had absolutely no idea
12:00 <simba> thats y hes raging on the phone like an old lady 2 telstra
12:00 <nige> Nobody says "Peace out" anymore...
12:00 <nige> I mean, it was never a cool thing for white people to say in America...
12:00 <Excessive> did u watch the vid simba?
12:00 <nige> It was never cool to say in Australia...
13:00 <nige> And it is even less cool now.
13:00 <nige> Peace out...
13:00 <nige> So 1998.
13:00 <Q{{> he is old school then
13:00 <simba> ll
13:00 <simba> lol
13:00 <Q{{> he is one of them
13:00 <simba> no i havent had time yet Excessive
13:00 <nige> Q, how old are you?
14:00 <Excessive> k
14:00 <Q{{> 30+
14:00 <Q{{> ur <40yo
14:00 <nige> Is that an approximation of your age?
14:00 <Q{{> yeh approx
14:00 <nige> Like...
14:00 <nige> Why?
14:00 <nige> Why not just say the actual age?
15:00 <Q{{> coz i want to
15:00 <simba> hes old
15:00 <Q{{> wouldnt u like to know young grass hopper nige
15:00 <nige> But he's simple minded...
16:00 <simba> american, remember
16:00 <nige> Right, right.
16:00 <Q{{> so whats happening
16:00 <Q{{> who got plans for today
16:00 <nige> No Q...
17:00 <nige> "Who got" is not an acceptable modal verb to use here.
17:00 <nige> "Who has plans for today?"
17:00 <nige> I mean...
18:00 <nige> Why type "got" when it's the same number of letters to type "has"?
18:00 <Q{{> i tend to leave those things out
19:00 <nige> You didn't leave anything out. You were simply wrong with your choice of words.
19:00 <nige> Now I'm no grammar Nazi...
19:00 <nige> But I have to draw a line somewhere.
21:00 <Excessive> I have the tremours, so I can only do a wiggly line ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ :P
21:00 <nige> I wouldn't tell that joke again.
23:00 <Q{{> 'got' has over 40 definitions
23:00 <Q{{> anyhow i wont argue with u
23:00 <Q{{> have u seen this video nige 
23:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6Au0xCg3PI
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mozart vs Skrillex. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2. (Apr 8, 2013) 2:09 - Category: Entertainment - 48,708,767 views - 415,257 likes (97%), 12,848 dislikes (3%)
24:00 <nige> Surely you know you used it incorrectly Q?
24:00 <simba> skrillex is trash and mozart vs skrillex sounds very disrespectful 
25:00 <simba> you got to be kidding me 
25:00 <simba> (correct way to use got
25:00 <simba> )
25:00 <Q{{> or maybe correctly but incorrect in ways that u know of
25:00 <simba> you have 2 b kidden me
26:00 <simba> Q{{ stop trying to argue when you know you're wrong, you said "who got" which is bogan
26:00 <Sponge> q is on a  heart lung machine
26:00 <nige> An American on a heart lung machine...
26:00 <nige> On IRC.
26:00 <nige> hmmm.
27:00 <nige> Wait..
27:00 <nige> "You got to be kidding me", is not the correct way to use "got".
28:00 <nige> I got caught, past perfect, is correct.
28:00 <simba> lol
28:00 <simba> i know
28:00 <simba> you guys were talking about got so
28:00 <simba> i actually corrected myself 
28:00 <nige> Oh =)
28:00 <simba> just incase
29:00 <simba> just in case
29:00 <nige> I see now.
29:00 <simba> now you're making me check everything!!!
29:00 <nige> Ja, es tut mir leid.
29:00 <simba> wir gewinnen!!!
29:00 <simba> tor!!! bayern munchen!!!
30:00 <nige> Wir gewinnen?
31:00 <nige> Meinen Sie "Wir haben gewonnen"?
31:00 <simba> yes unless german is similar to something else
32:00 <simba> Wir Gewinnen Die Meisterschaft!
33:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=iOgBdvv3v-k#t=232
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Darth Vader VS Hitler Epic Rap Battles of History Versions 1, 2 and 3 (Jan 3, 2014) 6:12 - Category: Film and Animation - 70,329 views - 352 likes (95.4%), 17 dislikes (4.6%)
33:00 <alienated> ...
34:00 <nige> Sie hatten falsch gesagt. Ich habe Sie einfach korrigiert.
34:00 <nige> So...
35:00 <simba> ach nein
35:00 <simba> Schade
35:00 <nige> It's all good.
35:00 <nige> My german is constantly wrong too.
36:00 <simba> Mein Deutsch ist nicht so gut.
36:00 <nige> Yeah, it's a bit of a complicated language actually. Too many cases.
37:00 <nige> And it depends on the correct use of cases.
37:00 <simba> Sie is the most random one
37:00 <nige> Whereas English depends more on the correct use of prepositions.
38:00 <nige> Sure is, especially when they're talking about "They" and "You" in the same sentence.
39:00 <nige> You can often find two "Sie" right next to each other in the sentence.
39:00 <Q{{> http://www.theage.com.au/national/chinese-spies-keep-eye-on-leading-universities-20140420-36yww.html
39:00 <nige> Then you really have to process.
42:00 <simba> 4:1)
42:00 <simba> deutsch was my fav to learn 
42:00 <simba> it sounds the best
46:00 <nige> To be honest, I don't really like it.
46:00 <nige> I have come to realise that English is a superior language to many.
47:00 <nige> There are a few big flaws in modern English, but it really gives a huge amount of flexibility to the speaker compared to other languages.
47:00 <nige> German for example, depends very heavily on knowing a lot of sayings.
48:00 <Q{{> idioms
48:00 <nige> Exactly Q.
48:00 <nige> Idioms.
48:00 <nige> English has a lot of these...
49:00 <nige> But they're not SO critical.
49:00 <nige> You can avoid them really, you just end up speaking in a more bland manner.
49:00 <Q{{> from ur experience and perspective it is not so reliable to depend on literal meaning
50:00 <nige> Whereas in German... you will struggle without them.
51:00 <Q{{> i wonder if anyone has done analysis on it
51:00 <Q{{> and give measurement index
51:00 <nige> You've heard of Applied Linguistics, no?
51:00 <Q{{> like philosophical,logical etc
51:00 <Q{{> no i have not
51:00 <nige> Google it.
52:00 <Q{{> also communiciation efficiency
52:00 <Q{{> i looked at engineered language for a bit
53:00 <Q{{> some claimed to increased speed of thought by 6 times
53:00 <Q{{> it varies depends on age of language
54:00 <Q{{> like the eskimo got 40 words for snow or something
54:00 <Q{{> so if u dont pick correct one u could miscommunicate
54:00 <Q{{> lol
55:00 <Q{{> so its cultural
55:00 <Q{{> russian got their things too
55:00 <Q{{> more to do with colors
55:00 <nige> Q, where are you living?
55:00 <Q{{> i live in usa at moment
55:00 <Q{{> been here for over 3yrs
56:00 <nige> Sorry, missed that.
56:00 <Q{{> i live in usa at moment
56:00 <Q{{> been here for over 3yrs
56:00 <nige> And where are you from?
56:00 <nige> Originally.
56:00 <Q{{> au
56:00 <Q{{> before that...i wont tell
57:00 <nige> So you're not Australian.
57:00 <nige> Or American.
57:00 <Q{{> im asian australian
57:00 <Q{{> i grew up in au
57:00 <Q{{> lived there for over 20ys
57:00 <nige> Sooo you're Chinese or something.
57:00 <Q{{> i did 2yrs of german
57:00 <Q{{> yah
58:00 <Q{{> jah
58:00 <Q{{> i had dream before (maybe it was real) i could understand all languages
59:00 <nige> I'm going to bed.
59:00 <Q{{> but normally im terrible with language
35:00 <Q{{> where everyone go
49:00 <simba> 4LIVERPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
52:00 <Fez> Hi
24:00 <Fez> Gotta catch em all
24:00 <Mew> mornin melbies
25:00 <Mew> haaaaa
26:00 <Mew> its so rough n windy today i just saw someone hurl off the ferry
26:00 <Fez> Lol
27:00 <Mew> it would suck to be their window cleaner
28:00 <Fez> Would suck to clean ferries full stop
28:00 <Fez> Bet spew happens alot
30:00 <Mew> yeah actually haha
30:00 <Fez> Spose youd get used to it after a week
30:00 <Mew> when i was pregnant i spent a whole 45min ride puking in the toilet
31:00 <Fez> Lol
31:00 <Fez> Least it was in the toilet
31:00 <Fez> Youre one of the good ones
32:00 <Mew> a few good mews
33:00 <Fez> Only bad thing is people would wanna use the loo
34:00 <Mew> theres like 8 toilets on board lpl
35:00 <Fez> Oh
35:00 <Fez> Lol
35:00 <Fez> Only been on ferry once
35:00 <Mew> oh yeah where abouts?
36:00 <Fez> Bris 
36:00 <Mew> i think ours is the most expensive for the distance travelled
36:00 <Fez> All public transport is overpriced
36:00 <Fez> Cheaper to drive
37:00 <Mew> to bring your car over its like $120
37:00 <Mew> $45 if ur on foot
38:00 <Fez> Where where you going?
38:00 <Fez> Tassie?
38:00 <Mew> nah kangaroo island
38:00 <Mew> its in sa
38:00 <Mew> its only 18kms of water
38:00 <Fez> Ah. Yea that sucks
39:00 <Mew> i can see the mainland from where im sitting lol
39:00 <Mew> they should just build a bridge
39:00 <Fez> You should suggest it
40:00 <Fez> Give them evil mummy looks if they dont
40:00 <Fez> Theyll soon reconsider
42:00 <Mew> good plan
42:00 <Fez> Or buy a boat
43:00 <Fez> You could catch fish on your way home
43:00 <Fez> Thatd be neat as
43:00 <Mew> we have 2! but its still easier to get the fezza
43:00 <Fez> Im fezza :p
43:00 <Mew> theres not really anywhere to tie it up at the other side
44:00 <Fez> You mean the mainland?
44:00 <Mew> yeah
44:00 <Fez> Thats a bit shit
44:00 <Mew> tis
44:00 <Fez> Swim?
44:00 <Fez> Lol
44:00 <Mew> o ye ok
45:00 <Mew> c u in a bit
45:00 <Fez> Im not in sa
45:00 <Mew> c u in a few bits 
45:00 <Mew> inside a shark
45:00 <Mew> that washes up on ur shore
46:00 <Fez> O sweet
46:00 <Fez> You named this shark?
46:00 <Fez> Can we name it beagle? Beagle the shark?
47:00 <Mew> sure
47:00 <Fez> Awesome
47:00 <Fez> Ill see beagle in a few bits theno
49:00 <Fez> How was your easter mew?
06:00 <couleurs> B**m B*ch!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11:00 <Fez> Bich?
12:00 <couleurs> AwEsOmE iS HeAr
12:00 <Fez> BICH???
13:00 <couleurs> YeH
13:00 <Fez> Looks gay
14:00 <Fez> Like man on man gay. Not girl on girl gay
14:00 <BlackDevil> k
14:00 <couleurs> k
16:00 <couleurs> 666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999
33:00 <couleurs> B**m B*ch!!!!!!!!!!!!!
34:00 <Fez> I wonder if kelevra is circumcised
35:00 <Kelevra> I am, it's bloody confusing 
35:00 <Fez> Why
36:00 <Kelevra> Cause and cause
36:00 <Kelevra> And whut
36:00 <Fez> Makes sense
42:00 <couleurs> u guys r boren
51:00 <BlackDevil> watching games of porn
52:00 <Fez> F yea
52:00 <Fez> I just dld it
52:00 <BlackDevil> there is a rape scene
52:00 <Fez> Yea
59:00 <couleurs> k
02:00 <BlackDevil> Country singer Kevin Sharp, who survived a well-publicized battle with cancer, dies at age 43
02:00 <Fez> How weak
03:00 <Skirmish> What killed him at 43 if he survived cancer? 
03:00 <BlackDevil> cancer i bet
04:00 <BlackDevil> complications from past stomach surgeries and digestive issues.
05:00 <Fez> Can sir
15:00 <BlackDevil> i need to eat
17:00 <Serenity> me2
18:00 <couleurs> iM STuFFeD
19:00 <BlackDevil> stuffed with peen
19:00 <couleurs> u WiSh!!!
28:00 <BlackDevil> let me try to find something to put in my mouth
30:00 <couleurs> Ew
36:00 <BlackDevil> cosmos is on
37:00 <BlackDevil> its about germs!
38:00 <couleurs> Pieter's a germ
38:00 <BlackDevil> also a cancer
38:00 <BlackDevil> we all are
39:00 <BlackDevil> we are a growth
39:00 <BlackDevil> that the body rejects 9 months later
40:00 <BlackDevil> boggles the mind
40:00 <Saemon> a coat of red or a coat of gold
40:00 <Saemon> a lion still has claws
41:00 <Saemon> and mine my lord, are long and sharp
41:00 <Saemon> just as sharp as yours
41:00 <Saemon> and so he spoke, and so he spoke
41:00 <Saemon> that lord of castermere
43:00 <couleurs> k
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmmm
46:00 <Saemon> fuck
46:00 <Saemon> is still public holidays
46:00 <Saemon> ffs
47:00 <Saemon> enough with the easter already
47:00 <couleurs> Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!
47:00 <Serenity> how come every single year people cant work out the days the shops are shut
47:00 <Serenity> its the same
47:00 <Serenity> EVERY YEAR
47:00 <Serenity> for the last i dunno few hundred years
47:00 <Saemon> so jesus died then came back to life big deal no evidence that he even really existed
48:00 <Saemon> yet we still devote like 3 days of doin nothing for a freaken MYTH.
48:00 <Saemon> sometimes i wonder, are we homo sapiens really the most intelligent lifeform on this planet?
48:00 <lapotr> it's called a holiday
48:00 <lapotr> take advantage of it
48:00 <Serenity> you know who complains about holidays
48:00 <Serenity> people with no jobs
48:00 <lapotr> it's not like you didn't know it wasn't coming
49:00 <lapotr> maybe if you had planned ahead
49:00 <couleurs> complaining about having a 4 day holiday... what
49:00 <lapotr> besides, some shops are open
49:00 <lapotr> quit whining
49:00 <Serenity> Exactly lapotr
49:00 <Serenity> it comes every year..
49:00 <lapotr> supermarkets are open
49:00 <lapotr> so don't complain you can't get food
50:00 <couleurs> thank u
50:00 <Serenity> our shops only shut good friday and most smaller stores were open after lunch
51:00 <lapotr> Saemon, get a job then complain about 4 day weekends
51:00 <Serenity> he wouldnt
51:00 <lapotr> next thing you know you'll complain about Anzac day
51:00 <Serenity> cause people who work like holidays
51:00 <lapotr> "It happened decades ago, why are we still devoting a day off to this?"
51:00 <couleurs> yeh go make me an iced coffee bich!!!!!!!!
52:00 <Saemon> no i wont lapotr cuz i know gallipoli HAPPENED. theres solid hard evidence to it and always will be.
52:00 <lapotr> so
52:00 <lapotr> why do you care if you get two days off
52:00 <lapotr> for something that didn't happen?
53:00 <lapotr> why are you whining?
53:00 <Saemon> as for easter, im supposed to believe what 4 douchbags named matthew mark luke n john wrote 2000 yrs ago?
53:00 <Saemon> i think not.
53:00 <lapotr> no one is forcing you to partake in religious activities
53:00 <lapotr> you're getting two public holidays
53:00 <lapotr> shut the fuck up
53:00 <Saemon> how fucken dare you 
53:00 <couleurs> fucken owned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
54:00 <lapotr> seriously, how does this even fucking impact you apart from the fact that you didn't plan ahead a few days?
54:00 <lapotr> and that's your fault, because you're a slack idiot
54:00 <Saemon> lapotr your beginning to sound like my father
54:00 <Saemon> shut up
54:00 <lapotr> you should listen to your father
54:00 <Saemon> SHUT UP!!!
54:00 <lapotr> he's a smarter man than you'll ever be
54:00 <couleurs> lol
55:00 <Serenity> shut up Saemon
55:00 <Saemon> U DONT KNOW ,ME!!
55:00 <Serenity> you're making a dick of yourself
55:00 <lapotr> Saemon, seriously, tell us of how Easter impacts you horribly and is unfair on you
55:00 <lapotr> I want to know
55:00 <Saemon> well
55:00 <lapotr> tell us of the injustice you suffer
55:00 <Saemon> i see ppl gathering together having a great jolly old time
55:00 <Saemon> while im here alone
56:00 <Saemon> no one cares about me
56:00 <Serenity> thats not our problem
56:00 <lapotr> you know
56:00 <Serenity> thats your problem
56:00 <Saemon> it feels like its rubbed into my face
56:00 <lapotr> maybe it's because you're a shitty person
56:00 <Saemon> im sorry for feeling bitter 
56:00 <lapotr> and are horrible to be around
56:00 <Saemon> but yeah 
56:00 <lapotr> maybe you shouldn't be such a dick and whine about good things
57:00 <lapotr> like, why don't you have friends?
57:00 <Saemon> ppl just judge me and dont like me
58:00 <lapotr> you should go write on reddit about it
58:00 <Serenity> you piss in the sink.
58:00 <Serenity> nuff sai
58:00 <Serenity> d
58:00 <Saemon> when i try n talk to ppl i know in public when i bump into them at the mall or watever
58:00 <lapotr> rofl wtf
58:00 <Saemon> i can tell by their body language
58:00 <lapotr> he pees in the sink?
58:00 <Serenity> yes
58:00 <lapotr> Saemon, do you shower often?
58:00 <lapotr> if not, that might be why
58:00 <Saemon> that they dont want to be seen talkin to me n shit
59:00 <Saemon> no, i dont pee in the sink.
59:00 <Serenity> i bet you smell like stale pee
59:00 <lapotr> Saemon do you work?
59:00 <Saemon> i pee into a jug and then carefully pour it into the sinkhole.
59:00 <Serenity> ^
59:00 <Serenity> he thinks thats better
59:00 <Saemon> and so what if i do that, its in the privacy of my own home
59:00 <lapotr> wtf
59:00 <lapotr> thats gross
59:00 <lapotr> use a toilet you lazy shitlord
59:00 <lapotr> I'm willing to bet if you're that lazy, you don't shower
59:00 <Saemon> shuld have nothing to do with making friends in the outside world
59:00 <lapotr> or clean your clothes
00:00 <Saemon> and yes i shower alot
00:00 <Serenity> how much is a lot
00:00 <Serenity> once a week?
00:00 <lapotr> Saemon maybe if you didn't tell people that you piss in a jug
00:00 <lapotr> you might have friends
00:00 <Saemon> whenever i defacate Serenity
00:00 <Serenity> do you shit in the jug too?
00:00 <lapotr> is that because you shit your pants?
00:00 <Saemon> i have this phobia of having to shower to clean in between my cheeks
00:00 <lapotr> because getting up to go to the loo is too hard?
00:00 <Saemon> wiping is simply not good enough
00:00 <Saemon> and i shit at least once a day
01:00 <Saemon> so yes, i shower often.
01:00 <lapotr> are you fat?
01:00 <Saemon> yes
01:00 <lapotr> that will put people off talking to you
01:00 <lapotr> I'll give you a tip
01:00 <Saemon> well fuck
01:00 <lapotr> if you walk to the loo
01:00 <Saemon> i give up then
01:00 <lapotr> instead of pissing in a jug
01:00 <lapotr> you'll lose weight
01:00 <Serenity> he has no legs
01:00 <lapotr> try it
02:00 <lapotr> so he's like Humpty Dumpty?
02:00 <Serenity> LOL
02:00 <lapotr> can't he just roll to the loo?
02:00 <Serenity> yes
02:00 <Saemon> see lapotr? being fat puts ppl off from talking to me
02:00 <Saemon> they judge me by sight
02:00 <lapotr> yeah it does
02:00 <Serenity> he can go shower every time he shits but he cant use the toilet to piss
02:00 <lapotr> Serenity it saves him buying toilet paper
02:00 <lapotr> don't judge the guy and his great money saving plan
03:00 <lapotr> wiping is for the poors
03:00 <BlackDevil>  FBI says that a 16-year-old stowaway survived unharmed in the wheel well of a California to Hawaii flight.
03:00 <lapotr> Saemon does your  family hate you too?
03:00 <lapotr> because your father sounds like a cool guy
03:00 <lapotr> I think I'd like to hang out with him
03:00 <Saemon> yeah they do hate me we had a falling out
04:00 <lapotr> i'd go fishing with him and talk about his loser deadbeat son
04:00 <lapotr> that he wishes he never had
04:00 <Serenity> what did you fall out over? did you put pee in their sink
04:00 <Saemon> i dont think he'd like that
04:00 <Saemon> cuz at the end of the day, im still his blood
04:00 <lapotr> Serenity no he peed in his mothers juice bowl
04:00 <Saemon> i came from him a part of him
04:00 <Serenity> lol
04:00 <lapotr> and they thought it was apple juice
04:00 <Saemon> dissin me would be like dissin him and his genes
05:00 <lapotr> Saemon, it's the part of him he wishes he flushed down the toilet
05:00 <lapotr> I mean, shit cameo ut of him too
05:00 <lapotr> I bet he wipes
05:00 <lapotr> and pees in the toilet
05:00 <lapotr> unlike his failure son
05:00 <Saemon> no Serenity. they just make me feel like shit, always pointing out my failures and how i could be so much better had i listened to them stayed in sku etc etc all that crap
05:00 <Saemon> just really makes me feel guilty
05:00 <lapotr> I bet you they look the other way when they see you out on the street
05:00 <Saemon> and shit
06:00 <lapotr> Saemon you should feel bad, you should have listened to them
06:00 <Saemon> i hate being around that so i told them to fuck off
06:00 <lapotr> they know better than you
06:00 <lapotr> and now your life is ruined
06:00 <lapotr> and your father has a son who pisses in jugs and doesn't wipe his butt
06:00 <lapotr> how proud do you think they are of you?
06:00 <lapotr> not much, I'd wager
06:00 <lapotr> shame, more like it
06:00 <lapotr> a lot of shame
06:00 <Saemon> i shower, thats like 10 times better thab merely wiping a butt
07:00 <lapotr> they don't want to admit that they have a lazy neckbeard Humpty Dumpty son
07:00 <Saemon> yeah and so what?
07:00 <Saemon> fuck em
07:00 <Saemon> i dont need them anyway
07:00 <lapotr> you do
07:00 <lapotr> I bet you cry every night 
07:00 <lapotr> longing for your family
08:00 <lapotr> I bet they told you to get a job
08:00 <lapotr> and you're like, YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME
08:00 <lapotr> and stormed out, slamming the door
09:00 <couleurs> hehe
10:00 <couleurs> HaPPy^MonDaY
11:00 <Saemon> well i have big plans for myself
11:00 <Saemon> im looking into inventing some new internet thing
11:00 <Saemon> like how mark zuckerberg made facebook and is now a billionaire
11:00 <Saemon> once that happens to me, my family will be sorry they disowned me
11:00 <couleurs> me 2
11:00 <Saemon> and would come crawling back begging for me acceptance
12:00 <Saemon> mark my words
12:00 <lapotr> hahahahahahahahaha
12:00 <lapotr> some new internet thing
12:00 <lapotr> I know
13:00 <lapotr> you could reinvent IRC
13:00 <lapotr> come on, son, don't kid yourself
13:00 <lapotr> you're a failure
13:00 <lapotr> no hope, no direction
14:00 <Saemon> wth is this?
14:00 <Saemon> why are u picking on me like this/
15:00 <lapotr> because I'm your father
15:00 <Saemon> so im a failure
15:00 <lapotr> yes
16:00 <lapotr> you are
16:00 <lapotr> also
16:00 <lapotr> I was banging your last girlfirned
16:00 <lapotr> girlfriend*
16:00 <Saemon> err, thats funny, because i never had a gf.
16:00 <Saemon> hahah owned.
16:00 <Q{{> u got pic of her lapotr
16:00 <lapotr> wait, you never had a girlfriend?
17:00 <Saemon> so my life has no hope, no direction
17:00 <Saemon> so what
17:00 <Saemon> we born, we spend time on this planet
17:00 <Saemon> then we die
17:00 <lapotr> and you're still a virgin
17:00 <Saemon> thats all there is to it.
17:00 <lapotr> you're a mooching nobody
17:00 <Saemon> no ive never had a gf 
17:00 <Saemon> but no im not a virgin
17:00 <lapotr> so
18:00 <Saemon> cuz i use the services of escorts
18:00 <lapotr> you're telling me you're gay?
18:00 <Saemon> no
18:00 <Saemon> ive tried getting a gf a number of times, always get rejected
18:00 <Saemon> so i gave up
18:00 <Saemon> whenever i feel horny for sex now
18:00 <Saemon> i pay an escort or visit a brothel
18:00 <lapotr> pay them with what?
18:00 <lapotr> bottlecaps?
19:00 <Saemon> saved up money
19:00 <lapotr> you're broke and povo
19:00 <Saemon> i get centrelink
19:00 <Saemon> if i dnt spend it on much
19:00 <Saemon> i could have 200 bux to spend
21:00 <Saemon> theres this private working lady i know
21:00 <Saemon> who lets me do rainchecks
22:00 <Saemon> cuz im a regular customer and i always follow through with my previous rainchecks
22:00 <Saemon> so she knows im good for it i keep my word
22:00 <Serenity> you're genuinely revolting
22:00 <Saemon> also may be due to the fact that she probably doesnt get many customers either cuz shes overweight and disabled
22:00 <Saemon> shes lost one arm
23:00 <Saemon> but i dont care about all that cuz all i want from her is a blow job
23:00 <couleurs> aw now that's love
23:00 <BoneCold> Jon Jones to retain LHW Championship against Glover Texiera, BONE COLD, BONE COLD, BONE COLD!
24:00 <Saemon> and thats the bottom liiiine, cause bone cold said so!!!
24:00 <BoneCold> BONE COLD BONE COLD BONE COLD
24:00 <Serenity> simba was right about Saemon
24:00 <BoneCold> simba is right about nothing
24:00 <BoneCold> Saemon is a good bloke
25:00 <Saemon> WHAT!?
25:00 <BoneCold> What?!
25:00 <Saemon> BONE COLD 3:16 SAYS I JUST WHIPPED YOUR ASS!!
25:00 <BoneCold> And that's the bottom line because Bone Cold said so.
26:00 <Saemon> OH HEEEEEL YEAH!
26:00 <BoneCold> Sorry Serenity what did simba say about Saemon?
26:00 <lapotr> Saemon
26:00 <lapotr> I'm going to beyour new friend
26:00 <BoneCold> You're going to WHAT?!
27:00 <ShadowLurker> its extra retard in here today
27:00 <BoneCold> What?!
27:00 <lapotr> apples , shut up
27:00 <Saemon> lapotr .....simba is that you??
27:00 <Q{{> where are the hotties tonight
27:00 <Saemon> lol lapotr simba has said the exact same shit you are sayin to me
27:00 <BoneCold> simba said What?!
28:00 <Saemon> sayin he's gona be my new friend
28:00 <Q{{> Saemon, u turning gay?
28:00 <BoneCold> What?!
28:00 <Saemon> if u sleep with your sister say what
28:00 <lapotr> Saemon I want to be your friend
28:00 <lapotr> and help you out
28:00 <lapotr> make you see the life
28:00 <Saemon> lol
28:00 <lapotr> BoneCold, shut up you stupid spam bot
29:00 <BoneCold> BONE COLD
29:00 <Saemon> drink beer fuck fear
29:00 <lapotr> BoneCold are you a WWE fan?
29:00 <Serenity> stop pming me Q{{
29:00 <Saemon> dun dern dern dun don, mmmm-chhhhhhh
30:00 <Saemon> dun dern dern dun don, mmmm-chhhhhhh
30:00 <lapotr> Saemon, this is literally you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av2AWRhB7WQ
30:00 <Serenity> im not interested in whatever it is you have to say
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Friend Zone Response/Jump on it vs Gangnam Style dance (Feb 14, 2013) 20:20 - Category: People and Blogs - <div class="video-extras-sparkbars"> views - 3 likes (16.7%), 15 dislikes (83.3%)
30:00 <Q{{> oh there u are
30:00 <BoneCold> Oh my god, it's the texas rattlensnake
30:00 <BoneCold> BONE COLD!
30:00 <Serenity> are you high?
30:00 <Q{{> :)
30:00 <lapotr> BoneCold are you brain damaged?
30:00 <Saemon> IRC's toughest S.O.B!!!!
30:00 <Saemon> GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY!!
30:00 <Q{{> who u asking Serenity?
31:00 <Saemon> OH HEEEEYL YEAH
31:00 <BoneCold> lapotr: know your role, and shut your mouth!
31:00 <lapotr> BoneCold stop watching WWE, it isn't real
31:00 <The_Crock> you shout your mouth jabroni
31:00 <BoneCold> The_Crock just came from the bath room
31:00 <Serenity> if you're ever wondering if im speaking to you Q
31:00 <lapotr> it's all acted
31:00 <Serenity> the answer is no
31:00 <BoneCold> and you should have smelt what the crock was cooking
31:00 <The_Crock> i will take your ass too candyass blvd
32:00 <Q{{> thats ok
32:00 <The_Crock> check u into to smackdown hotel
32:00 <Q{{> i talk to u then
32:00 <Q{{> i do one way convo
32:00 <The_Crock> and lay the smackdown on your candy aSS!!!
32:00 <BoneCold> lapotr be quiet before The_Crock slaps the damn taste out of your mouth
32:00 <Q{{> but wait...why not Serenity
32:00 <Q{{> what happened
32:00 <Q{{> what i do that is so upsetting?
32:00 <Q{{> hai Mew 
33:00 <Q{{> whats happening, mew?
33:00 <Mew> hey Qpootle5
33:00 <Saemon> hey mew
33:00 <Mew> not much just been doing housewife duties
33:00 <Q{{> mew, u got any good videos to show?
33:00 <Mew> hey wheels
33:00 <Mew> nope 
33:00 <Saemon> mew wanna go to rundle mall tomoro?
33:00 <Q{{> much of it is done now, mew?
33:00 <Saemon> we can meet up outside myer
34:00 <Mew> yup
34:00 <Mew> nope
34:00 <lapotr> Saemon are you from Salisbury?
34:00 <lapotr> or Munno Para?
34:00 <lapotr> or that Andrews Farm place?
34:00 <Q{{> cool u can relax now
34:00 <Saemon> elizabeth lapotr
34:00 <lapotr> oh that explains it
34:00 <Mew> so close
34:00 <Q{{> u heard of moondance by van morrison mew?
34:00 <Saemon> exlpain what?
35:00 <Saemon> andrews farm? lol i believe u mean ingle farm
35:00 <Q{{> i been to salisbury in adelaide
35:00 <BoneCold> <lapotr> hey boner cold
35:00 <BoneCold> <lapotr> try lube
35:00 <BoneCold> <lapotr> it works
35:00 <BoneCold> <BoneCold> BONE COLD! BONE COLD! BONE COLD
35:00 <Q{{> guess what mew, serenity is not talking to me
35:00 <Saemon> oh ic how it is lapotr
35:00 <Serenity> im sure she cares not
36:00 <Saemon> your one of those snobs who thinks they upper class
36:00 <lapotr> Saemon its because I have a job
36:00 <Saemon> look down and judge ppl on where they live
36:00 <lapotr> try it sometime
36:00 <Saemon> pppsh
36:00 <Q{{> mew might be bored and take an  interest serenity
36:00 <Saemon> ur a peice of shit mate
36:00 <Saemon> get off ya high horse
36:00 <BoneCold> rofl
36:00 <Saemon> we all humans at the end of the day
36:00 <Saemon> all mortal
36:00 <Saemon> .
36:00 <Serenity> its not a high horse
36:00 <lapotr> you're scum
36:00 <Saemon> we all shit and our shit all stinks
36:00 <Serenity> you piss in the sink
36:00 <BoneCold> BONE COLD!
37:00 <Q{{> sinks are pretty high u know
37:00 <lapotr> Saemon, you're just jealous
37:00 <lapotr> I have a job
37:00 <lapotr> and a toilet I can piss in
37:00 <lapotr> not a sink
37:00 <Serenity> lol
37:00 <Saemon> for the last time i dnt fucken piss in a sink
37:00 <Serenity> he wrote my name on his piss jug
37:00 <Saemon> i piss into a jug
38:00 <BoneCold> lol
38:00 <BoneCold> thats hilarous
38:00 <Q{{> pissing jug?
38:00 <Serenity> its the same thing
38:00 <Serenity> no matter how you spin it
38:00 <lapotr> I'm glad I have a working toilet
38:00 <Saemon> and then carefully pour it into down the drain hole
38:00 <lapotr> and not a piss jug
38:00 <Q{{> so he bring that to ur bed so u dont have to go to the toilet, Serenity ?
38:00 <Saemon> it doesnt even splash on the actual sink at all
38:00 <Q{{> thats nice of him
38:00 <Serenity> gross
38:00 <Mew> saemon youre annoying and all but i have tp give it to you for being the most effective troll of 2014
38:00 <Mew> hats off to you
39:00 <lapotr> BoneCold, shouldn't you be off practicing your moves on the trampoline
39:00 <Serenity> yeah as I said simba was right
39:00 <lapotr> with your high school friends
39:00 <Serenity> hes just a really persistent troll
39:00 <lapotr> Mew, you better give him some TP too, he can't afford the paper to wipe his arse
39:00 <Q{{> everyone is right about him
39:00 <Q{{> Saemon, is a category 10 troll
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmm
39:00 <Mew> oh did simba call it too?
40:00 <Serenity> yes
40:00 <Mew> great mindz
40:00 <Serenity> ages ago
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey sezz hey mew
40:00 <Mew> hey bbq
40:00 <Serenity> hey
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> More beer
41:00 <Serenity> ive drunk every day for like a week. my stamina is running out
41:00 <Q{{> omfgbbqhax, u were had bbq iguana lizard
41:00 <Q{{> theyre nice mang
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> I drink everyday
41:00 <Q{{> i bet Saemon is a smoker
41:00 <Q{{> and Serenity a drinker
42:00 <Serenity> .
42:00 <Q{{> are u drunk now Serenity 
42:00 <Q{{> all plastered up?
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am
42:00 <BoneCold> lapotr just suggested I jump off a high rise building and on my way down yell BONE COLD! BONE COLD! BONE COLD!
42:00 <ShadowLurker> Q needs a permban imo
42:00 <BoneCold> I think I'm going to do it
42:00 <couleurs> and so annoying people hour begins...
42:00 <Serenity> no because I don't drink at midday on a week day
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> I do
43:00 <Serenity> im drinking lime koola 
43:00 <BoneCold> Jon 'bones' Jones is still the Light Heavy Weight Champion. BONE COLD! BONE COLD! BONE COLD!
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am drinking homebrew
43:00 <Saemon> the fuck, some wanker on tele right now just said 'the charred part of meat shouldnt be eaten because of all the carsinogens" wtf is that
43:00 <Saemon> eating some of the black burnt bits with the rest of the meat
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmm burnt meat
44:00 <Saemon> is what gives the grilled meat the smokey
44:00 <Saemon> bbq smell and flavour
44:00 <Q{{> http://horizoncollectibles.com/media/catalog/category/IMG_2029.JPG
44:00 <Serenity> eat it all
44:00 <Saemon> im not saying all of the burnt bits its bitter 
44:00 <Q{{> dont care what they say
45:00 <Saemon> just sprinkle a lil bit into the meat
45:00 <Q{{> which may not be correct in the first place
45:00 <Saemon> so the smokey bbq taste is there
45:00 <Saemon> i aways a lil bit of the blacken bits in my snag
46:00 <Saemon> in a sasauge sizzle sandwich they sell at bunnings
46:00 <Saemon> blackened charred onions too
46:00 <Saemon> mmm
46:00 <Saemon> <Q{{> i bet Saemon is a smoker
46:00 <Saemon> wtf
47:00 <Saemon> no im not
47:00 <Saemon> never smoked in my entire life
47:00 <Saemon> im straight edge
47:00 <BoneCold> CM PUNK
47:00 <BoneCold> that means Saemon is better than all of you
47:00 <Q{{> u smoke weed all the time Saemon 
47:00 <Q{{> http://horizoncollectibles.com/media/catalog/category/IMG_2037.JPG
47:00 <Saemon> hell yeah BoneCold
48:00 <BoneCold> even though its already shaved
48:00 <Q{{> mew, have u seen this video?
48:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOgBdvv3v-k
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Darth Vader VS Hitler Epic Rap Battles of History Versions 1, 2 and 3 (Jan 3, 2014) 6:12 - Category: Film and Animation - 72,625 views - 360 likes (94.5%), 21 dislikes (5.5%)
48:00 <Saemon> weed is an american culture thing
49:00 <Q{{> ^ such a troll thing to say
49:00 <Saemon> thats popularised in american pop culture
49:00 <Saemon> and we just follow it by sheep
49:00 <Saemon> like*
49:00 <Saemon> be a true australian and dont follow the trends of the USA
49:00 <Saemon> cause WE, THE PEOPLE!!!
49:00 <Saemon> has spoken up
50:00 <BoneCold> Put your hand across your chest and say in a loud and clear voice "WE THE PEOPLE"
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nikky
50:00 <BoneCold> WEED THE PEOPLE is what simba was saying
50:00 <Nikky`> Naww hey omfgbbqhax :o)
52:00 <Saemon> now u see ppl of melbourne, life is an illusion, a story devoid of all meaning. u worship your false idols but yet here u stand, there u sit sucked into life meaning routines of disenchantement and flase idols and lost dreams. BUT! i am here. i am here to change it bahahahahahaha your sense of security is now fasle hope 
52:00 <Saemon> aahahahahahahahahaaha
52:00 <Saemon> follow. the. buzzards.
52:00 <BoneCold> lol
52:00 <BoneCold> Saemon is the creator of war
53:00 <BoneCold> yeah yeah yeah yeah *luke harper voice*
54:00 <BoneCold> lol
54:00 <Saemon> dun duun dun duun dun 
54:00 <Saemon> like a flyyyyyyyy
55:00 <BoneCold> yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
56:00 <Saemon> JOIN US bROTHER!
58:00 <BoneCold> Sister Abagail
01:00 <Saemon> ECW
01:00 <BoneCold> EC dub EC dub EC dub
02:00 <BoneCold> IT"S THE SANDMAN
02:00 <BoneCold> SAAABUUUUUUUUU (joey styles voice)
02:00 <BoneCold> We want tables
03:00 <BoneCold> THIS IS WRESTLING
03:00 <Q{{> im in femvsfem channel on other server
03:00 <Q{{> no action today
03:00 <BoneCold> lol
04:00 <Saemon> crowd*
05:00 <Saemon> Q{{ you are crap cuz i cant turn on the tap my wings flap your face is like a map
05:00 <[Maverick]> since when the fuck did this become WWE? 
06:00 <Q{{> (old ppl dont like wrestling BoneCold and Saemon )
06:00 <[Maverick]> ARE YOU CALLING ME OLD CUNT? 
06:00 <Saemon> SIERRA, HOTEL, INDIA, ECHO, LIMA, DELTA
06:00 <Saemon> SHIELD.
06:00 <[Maverick]> go make a wwe wrestling channel or something 
06:00 <Q{{> ^ see
07:00 <Saemon> nice!
07:00 <Saemon> lol
07:00 <BoneCold> [Maverick] fuck off
07:00 <BoneCold> you are a fucking loser
07:00 <Nikky`> Hey mavie :o)
07:00 <BoneCold> remember when you had ops [Maverick]? Bet you would love them back now huh?
08:00 <BoneCold> give me a hell yeah!
08:00 <Serenity> BoneCold you're getting a little mouthy i suggest you calm the fuck down lady
08:00 <Q{{> till Saemon taps the floor
08:00 <BoneCold> lol
08:00 <[Maverick]> fuck off cunts 
09:00 <Saemon> the moooooost electrofying movie, in sports entertainment today1!!
09:00 <Saemon> move*
09:00 <ZeroDistance> flooded the kitchen again..
09:00 <ZeroDistance> lols
10:00 <Serenity> you two this isnt your very own fantasy wrestling channel
10:00 <Saemon> worm*
10:00 <Serenity> cut it the fuck out you annoying prats
10:00 <ZeroDistance> LMAO
10:00 <ZeroDistance> YEAH FUCK OFF
10:00 <ZeroDistance> `ban Saemon go wrestle your DICK MATE!
10:00 <ZeroDistance> k he's gone
10:00 <ZeroDistance> now back to boobie
10:00 <ZeroDistance> just one, one boobie.
10:00 <[Maverick]> god 
10:00 <[Maverick]> fuck off you cuntheads 
11:00 <ZeroDistance> woooooo sezz got tha word from mum she ordered and should just be one week
11:00 <Saemon> oh up
11:00 <Saemon> sorry
11:00 <Saemon> i will stop now
11:00 <ZeroDistance> i cannot fuckin wait, ill get her to pic so i can show u
11:00 <ZeroDistance> noone else cause they just dont get how cool our style is ;)
11:00 <[Maverick]> oh haii Nikky`
11:00 <ZeroDistance> ilu mav
11:00 <[Maverick]> I didn't see you inbetween that bullshit 
11:00 <Serenity> oh sweet josh
11:00 <BoneCold> Serenity would I be able to do some Mixed Martial Arts, ala UFC moves on [Maverick]?
11:00 <ZeroDistance> mostly because of our shared interest in disliking Bastardly_Pawn
11:00 <Nikky`> hehe its ok - how are you?
11:00 <Serenity> no
12:00 <ZeroDistance> ;)
12:00 <Serenity> dont be a d bag
12:00 <ZeroDistance> my dick, cost a late night fee, your dick, got the h i v!
12:00 <ZeroDistance> xD
12:00 <[Maverick]> Yeah I am pretty good :) 
12:00 <[Maverick]> yourself Nikky`
12:00 <Nikky`> I am fantastical thanks
12:00 <[Maverick]> good stuff 
12:00 <BoneCold> ill give it a shot since I got no practical answer
13:00 <[Maverick]> ??
13:00 <Serenity> no BoneCold
13:00 <BoneCold> darn
13:00 <Serenity> you arent allowed to keep being a dick bag stop it
13:00 <BoneCold> I was about to land a double leg take down too
13:00 <BoneCold> oh well
13:00 <Serenity> Saemon thinks hes found a friend which is just mean and hes getting out of control
14:00 <BoneCold> Saemon is probably the most normal one of you in real life
14:00 <Serenity> LOL
14:00 <Serenity> yeah right
14:00 <BoneCold> I think he might be
14:00 <Serenity> pissing in a sink is normal
14:00 <BoneCold> no
14:00 <BoneCold> in a jar is
14:00 <Serenity> no its not.
14:00 <BoneCold> absolutely it is
14:00 <Saemon> hospitals do it
14:00 <BoneCold> especially if you use it to throw on people
14:00 <Saemon> they give ppl those silver metal bowl things
15:00 <BoneCold> perhaps he used it to fill his supersoaker to squirt people with
15:00 <Saemon> stone cold hit vince macmahon over the head with it
15:00 <BoneCold> yes
15:00 <BoneCold> the bed pan
15:00 <Saemon> lol thats it
16:00 <Saemon> my jar/jug is just like a bed pan
16:00 <Q{{> thats its im going on vacation next month
16:00 <Saemon> vacation to where? azeroth?
17:00 <simba> home made tzaziki is back
17:00 <Saemon> simba omg
17:00 <Serenity> bed pans are for people who cant make it to a toilet or who need their urine examined
17:00 <Serenity> not lazy fucken no ones
17:00 <Saemon> a few mintues ago this room turned into WWE simba lol
17:00 <Saemon> u should have been here to see it
17:00 <Saemon> scroll up
17:00 <Saemon> :P
18:00 <BoneCold> simba scroll up brother
18:00 <Saemon> DO IT BROTHA! CAUSE LET ME TELL YOU SOMTHIN DUDE!!
19:00 <BoneCold> lol
19:00 <BoneCold> This place become the Skydomw
19:00 <BoneCold> This place become the Skydome
19:00 <simba> i have a bed pan but i use it for cooking its called a frying pan
19:00 <Saemon> SILVERDOME!
19:00 <BoneCold> It was Wrestlemania 30
20:00 <Saemon> bootista, bootista
21:00 <BoneCold> Gay Batista
21:00 <Saemon> mr skinny jeans 
21:00 <Saemon> lol
22:00 <BoneCold> I don't care what you people think
22:00 <BoneCold> Hunter asked me to return
22:00 <Ana_Ng> what do you mean "you people"?
22:00 <BoneCold> lol
22:00 <simba> the people he wishes would accept him on irc so he didnt have to keep joining with different names lolol
22:00 <Saemon> they arent hating u for your character n storyline
23:00 <Saemon> lol
24:00 <BoneCold> simba tell me what your real name is?
25:00 <simba> lolol
25:00 <BoneCold> IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!
25:00 <simba> lmaooooooooooooooo
25:00 <simba> he waited for me 2 say something
25:00 <simba> this is so gay
26:00 <simba> can an op clean this room up its just too cringeworthy to look in right noiw
26:00 <simba> thanx
26:00 <Troll> Hey Fennec_Fox, Come On Down!! Ta Da Ta Da Da Ta Ta
26:00 <BoneCold> simba is it a goal of your to become an op in here?
26:00 <BoneCold> To abolish all talk of wrestling?
26:00 <simba> never
27:00 <simba> i dont care about the wrestling talk
27:00 <simba> u guys knock urself out
27:00 <Saemon> simba what DO you want?
27:00 <BoneCold> simba is encouraging us to talk wrestling to he has reason to complain to the ops
27:00 <BoneCold> he is a just a drama queen
27:00 <BoneCold> or a bitch
27:00 <BoneCold> yes actually he's a bitch
27:00 <simba> #12
28:00 <Saemon> IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU WANT!!!
28:00 <BoneCold> lol
28:00 <Saemon> lol
28:00 <BoneCold> simba whats on the agenda for tomorrow brohemien?
28:00 <BoneCold> simba back to work orrrrr?
29:00 <BoneCold> I'm going to try and make friends with simba
29:00 <BoneCold> I'm going to have to lower my standards to do this
29:00 <BoneCold> but I'm going to try
29:00 <BoneCold> give the nigger a chance.
29:00 <Saemon> lol
30:00 <simba> white nerd types "nigger"
30:00 <BoneCold> That's so true simba
30:00 <ZeroDistance> nigger whut!
30:00 <BoneCold> what else?
31:00 <ZeroDistance> yo bro what up homie simbuh
31:00 <BoneCold> I think I am about the break the ice with simba
31:00 <ZeroDistance> u chillin, illin
31:00 <ZeroDistance> nigga im all like whut whut whut hands in the air whut
31:00 <BoneCold> simba what other words of wisdom do you have for my soul brother?
31:00 <ZeroDistance> YER NIGGA
31:00 <ZeroDistance> TAKE THAT NIGGER
31:00 <ZeroDistance> lazy eye, loofy lookin, short dick no pussy havin mothafucka
31:00 <BoneCold> you want some simba?
32:00 <ZeroDistance> YOU WONT SUM?
32:00 <ZeroDistance> I BLAST U FOOL
32:00 <ZeroDistance> GET OFF MY BLOCK FOOL
32:00 <ZeroDistance> THIS IS MY BLOCK
32:00 <BoneCold> ZeroDistance are you pandas or something?
32:00 <ZeroDistance> who
32:00 <BoneCold> Pandas says the same lame shit
32:00 <ZeroDistance> you say lame shit?
32:00 <ZeroDistance> we got that already
32:00 <ZeroDistance> BoneCold
32:00 <ZeroDistance> WHATTA GUY! WHATTA NICK!
33:00 <BoneCold> BONE COLD! BONE COLD! BONE COLD!
33:00 <ZeroDistance> you're the only one 
33:00 <ZeroDistance> no standing ovation for you
33:00 <ZeroDistance> hey buddy
33:00 <ZeroDistance> BoneCold
33:00 <ZeroDistance> me n simba
33:00 <ZeroDistance> we got dicks like Jesus!
34:00 <BoneCold> It scared me that you know about simbas dick
34:00 <BoneCold> I thought I was the only one
34:00 <BoneCold> BONE COLD! BONE COLD! BONE COLD!
34:00 <Fez> Jesus dicks lol
34:00 <BoneCold> Saemon and part of the N.O.D The Nation Of Domination
35:00 <BoneCold> Saemon and I are part of the N.O.D The Nation Of Domination
35:00 <BoneCold> BONE COLD! BONE COLD! BONE COLD!
35:00 <ZeroDistance> dude
35:00 <Q{{> jesus got magic dick?
35:00 <ZeroDistance> you see a dick like that
35:00 <ZeroDistance> you dont forget about it
35:00 <BoneCold> How did you see it
35:00 <BoneCold> did he show you?
35:00 <ZeroDistance> no
35:00 <BoneCold> no?
35:00 <ZeroDistance> nah
35:00 <BoneCold> oh
35:00 <ZeroDistance> just the word around town
35:00 <BoneCold> You dacked him?
36:00 <BoneCold> But you said you saw it
36:00 <ZeroDistance> is he's sent plenty chicks to icu because he's split them almost in half
36:00 <ZeroDistance> it's sad I know
36:00 <Q{{> its amazing how man is created in image of god
36:00 <ZeroDistance> to have such a great penis
36:00 <Q{{> man is gods favorite
36:00 <ZeroDistance> do you want to suck his dick?
36:00 <ZeroDistance> you faggot.
36:00 <ZeroDistance> DICKS LIKE JESUS!
36:00 <Saemon> BoneCold and me dominate this room
36:00 <Saemon> WE THE PEOPLE!
36:00 <BoneCold> BONE COLD! BONE COLD! BONE COLD!
36:00 <Ana_Ng> wait, who
37:00 <BoneCold> BONE COLD! BONE COLD! BONE COLD!
37:00 <Q{{> sure if he got magic dick
37:00 <Q{{> dude i even suck magic flute
37:00 <BoneCold> simba has gone into hiding again
37:00 <BoneCold> always hiding is simba
37:00 <Q{{> doesnt have to be a dick
37:00 <Ana_Ng> die zauberflote
38:00 <Saemon> FUCK
38:00 <Ana_Ng> where
38:00 <Saemon> i hate those two douchbags who hosts the channel
38:00 <Saemon> 11
38:00 <Q{{> Ana_Ng, u watched all the rap battle history?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh Q
38:00 <Saemon> the blonde dude that dark hair dude with the hipster glasses
38:00 <Q{{> oh Bastardly_One 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> who do you think won with Moses and Santa?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Santa killed it
39:00 <Q{{> i forgot much of it
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and Steve Jobs and Bill Gates ... well,  Hal3000 kills it
39:00 <Q{{> it wasnt that good
39:00 <Ana_Ng> no
39:00 <Ana_Ng> i was out in the world
39:00 <Q{{> hal9000 was good
40:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kRAKXFrYQ4
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Moses vs Santa Claus. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2 (Dec 10, 2012) 2:20 - Category: Entertainment - 45,482,227 views - 361,548 likes (96.6%), 12,891 dislikes (3.4%)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Hal9000 is on twitter
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I follow it 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> however does Hal9000 does it really good
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and Darth Vader ... I follow them too
41:00 <Q{{> hal9000 ever say anything interesting
41:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on and I'll find a couple of Hal's classic tweets
42:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
42:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
43:00 <Q{{> k
43:00 <Q{{> brb
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to log on ... on my phone to find out exactly how I spell my name
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooh
45:00 <Bastardly_One> it's an underscore
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll start with a shit one 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> HAL 9000 ‏@HAL9000_  Apr 9
49:00 <Bastardly_One> To all the people still using Windows XP I have kept this tweet under 120 characters so you don't run out of memory.
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ a reply
49:00 <Bastardly_One> @HAL9000_ can you break that up into 2 tweets? I'm on a BlackBerry.
51:00 <Bastardly_One> cute ... 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> HAL 9000 ‏@HAL9000_  Apr 8
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Windows XP is officially retired. Can all computers from 2001 please report to the airlo... WAIT A MINUTE!!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> HAL 9000 ‏@HAL9000_  Mar 28
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep getting in trouble with @NASA for using the Hubble Space Telescope to take selfies
57:00 <Q{{> moses got the chicks
57:00 <Q{{> but no bacons
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh wow, Apple Navigation has a Twitter too
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <Q{{> i can do without bacon
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Apple Navigation ‏@AppleNav  Jan 20
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Why did the iPhone cross the road? Because I was navigating him to somewhere on the side he was already on.
58:00 <Fez> Cant live without bacon
59:00 <Fez> No bacon is sinful
59:00 <BoneCold> BONE COLD! BONE COLD! BONE COLD!
59:00 <Q{{> ok u have once a year xmas then
59:00 <Q{{> where i have the chicks all year round
00:00 <johninja> hi
00:00 <BoneCold> look out it's johninja better call BONE COLD! BONE COLD! BONE COLD!
00:00 <johninja> lol what a fgt
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Apple Navigation ‏@AppleNav  Mar 20
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Apparently I am now banned from directing Malaysian Airlines pilots to Starbucks.
01:00 <johninja> sorry i don't like watching sweaty muscled up actors rolling around on the ground
01:00 <johninja> so homoerotic
01:00 <BoneCold> johninja how is Melbourne treating you? Do you have a job yet to help support the adopted baby and Mels?
01:00 <johninja> get a life matty
01:00 <BoneCold> BONE COLD! BONE COLD! BONE COLD!
02:00 <BoneCold> johninja I'm thinking about looking for a new job in May / June. Perhaps we could job search together.
02:00 <BoneCold> I can be a fake reference for you
02:00 <BoneCold> as I doubt you have any good refs.
06:00 <Q{{> http://www.theage.com.au/lifestyle/diet-and-fitness/blogs/chew-on-this/why-is-childbirth-still-such-a-pain-20140417-36tbo.html
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Q
08:00 <Bastardly_One> HAL 9000 ‏@HAL9000_  Feb 25
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Dave always makes fun of me for my premature ejectulation.
08:00 <Bastardly_One> haha, geddit?
09:00 <Q{{> nope
11:00 <Bastardly_One> never seen the movie?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> HAL 9000 ‏@HAL9000_  Feb 15
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Roses are #FF0000
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Violets are #0000FF
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Get in the airlock
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Or I'll asphyxiate you
11:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
13:00 <Q{{> A family of three had to flee their blazing car in a lion enclosure at a safari park in southern Britain. The car started smoking as they were visiting Longleat Park, home to 12 lions. "[The lions] couldnt take their eyes off the car," said witness George Lear.
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Did Google actually say term "Pay-Per-Gaze" out loud to themselves before they coined it for Google Glass?
14:00 <Q{{> that safari is a weird place
14:00 <Saemon> thats scary
14:00 <Saemon> what if the lions decided to attack
14:00 <Q{{> they banned predator print tshirt a few months back
14:00 <Q{{> coz it scares all the animals
15:00 <Q{{> its ridiculous
15:00 <Q{{> google got all the info
16:00 <Q{{> maps, other info
16:00 <Q{{> so ur at their mercy
16:00 <Q{{> if they dont like u
16:00 <Q{{> they could single u out
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm starting a website that lists all of the people who thought it was cool to leave vowels out of their company name. It's called: cnts
17:00 <Q{{> A Florida judge was surprised when a bailiff announced the name of a man who was appearing on drug possession charges: Edward Cocaine. Mr Cocaine explained: "My great-grandparents came over here from Greece and they changed [their name]." The 34-year-old, who was accused of possessing Xanax, was released pending a court date.
17:00 <Serenity> you should be drowned for that
17:00 <Bastardly_One> take it up with Hal9000
17:00 <Q{{> Serenity, talking to u Bastardly_One 
18:00 <Q{{> she doesnt talk to me
18:00 <Bastardly_One> he made the crap joke first
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I know she was :P
18:00 <Q{{> why she hates my guts
18:00 <Q{{> i dont get it
18:00 <BoneCold> look out it's johninja better call BONE COLD! BONE COLD! BONE COLD!
19:00 <Bastardly_One> hah!
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and the crappiest nerd joke of the day goes to
19:00 <Bastardly_One> A Mac and a Dell went drinking at the pub. The Mac got a taxi home but the Dell had to walk because there wasn't a driver for Windows.
19:00 <Bastardly_One> haw haw 
19:00 <Q{{> lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... cute
20:00 <Bastardly_One> HAL 9000 ‏@HAL9000_  Jan 30
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate getting kinky with Windows PCs; their safe word is always F8
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm over Hal
21:00 <Q{{> Two kids are talking to each other. One says, "I'm really worried. My dad works all day to give us a nice home and good food.
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I might see what Jesus wrote for Easter
21:00 <Q{{> My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I'm worried sick!"
21:00 <Q{{> The other kid says, "What have you got to worry about? Sounds to me like you've got it made!"
21:00 <Q{{> The first kid asks, "What if they try to escape?"
23:00 <Saemon> why did the mushroom get invited to alot of parties? because he was a fun guy.
24:00 <Q{{> http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/danger-high-voltage.htm
25:00 <couleurs> :)
27:00 <Q{{> http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/secretary-ads-breast-milk.htm
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus Christ ‏@Jesus_M_Christ  Apr 20
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Still pissed at myself for not trademarking CrossFit when I had the chance. Stupid. STUPID!
29:00 <Bastardly_One> *sniggers*
31:00 <couleurs> idgi
32:00 <Bastardly_One> CrossFit trainer thing 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus Christ ‏@Jesus_M_Christ  Apr 18
32:00 <Bastardly_One> At supper. Total sausage-fest, man.
33:00 <Bastardly_One> He totally twittered the entire Easter this year 
33:00 <Q{{> http://www.theage.com.au/photogallery/travel/six-of-the-best-james-bonds-preferred-hotels-20140417-36tn2.html
34:00 <Q{{> the last one could be good
34:00 <Q{{> http://www.theage.com.au/photogallery/travel/six-of-the-best-james-bonds-preferred-hotels-20140417-36tn2.html?selectedImage=5
36:00 <Bastardly_One> thank you Jesus
37:00 <Bastardly_One> he found me this 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.chacha.com/gallery/1700/awkwardly-funny-sex-and-romance-quotes-from-the-bible
45:00 <johninja> mju7uuuuu7u7uuu88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888o99k m999999999999999999999099999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
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45:00 <johninja> 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999lool
45:00 <couleurs> HaPPy^MonDaY
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47:00 <Bastardly_One> ummm couleurs
48:00 <Bastardly_One> as a Chelsea supporter pointed out 
48:00 <johninja> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[['p;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
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48:00 <Bastardly_One> we're not even in full steam and we're making it clear we're paying this year
48:00 <johninja> =
49:00 <Serenity> wow
49:00 <Serenity> john..
49:00 <Serenity> that better be angel
49:00 <couleurs> Chelsea suck dicks
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd say it's the little Mel
49:00 <Serenity> yes angel
49:00 <johninja> lol
49:00 <johninja> woops
49:00 <johninja> was making out
49:00 <johninja> and foot on kb
49:00 <Serenity> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
49:00 <Serenity> rub it in to us why dont you
50:00 <Serenity> show off
50:00 <johninja> :p
52:00 <Serenity> god
52:00 <Serenity> so sick
53:00 <couleurs> 666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999
53:00 <Q{{> take a hot shower serenity u could feel a little better
53:00 <BoneCold> look out it's johninja better call BONE COLD! BONE COLD! BONE COLD!
53:00 <Q{{> ^ couleurs 
54:00 <Q{{> couleurs, jacking off again
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if it's the cola that is causing it
54:00 <Bastardly_One> you seem to pull up ok after the punch, etc
55:00 <Serenity> or just the fact ive been drinking since like wednesday
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
55:00 <Q{{> its the combo
55:00 <Q{{> eating cola and chocolate by self
55:00 <Q{{> and not sharing
55:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, we might have it clearly this year thanks to shit like this week ... but we're screwed next year
55:00 <Serenity> well i didnt drink saturday night
55:00 <Q{{> yeh need a break from drinking
55:00 <Bastardly_One> no way will we handle a full roster couleurs
56:00 <Serenity> cause i dont drink before easter/birthdays/christmas etc
56:00 <Q{{> hot shower would wash it all away
56:00 <Serenity> im not that parent..
56:00 <couleurs> y
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't believe we will
57:00 <Bastardly_One> no matter how much we money we throw around because let's face it 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> money wins titles in the Premier League
58:00 <Bastardly_One> we're not that strong
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and the officiating on the weekened was so much conflicting interest in our favour it's not funny
58:00 <couleurs> 11 wins in a row, highest scoring team in the EPL... yeah what?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'll say it again 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> money wins titles in the Premier League
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Chelsea will win the Champions League and take everything next year while we struggle with a totally full season 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not one eyed enough not to be realistic
00:00 <BaD_BoY_69> TwEEk  peak 
01:00 <Q{{> http://oglaf.com/cockhunt/
04:00 <couleurs> lmao
05:00 <couleurs> stick 2 afl m8
05:00 <Bastardly_One> sounding like an Essendon supporter now
05:00 <couleurs> you sound like a chelsea supporter
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... fuck I hate them
06:00 <Bastardly_One> on that note ... I better do some catch up work so I'm going quiet
07:00 <simba> 0,4 LIVERPOOL 4,0 LIVERPOOL
07:00 <simba> 4,0 LIVERPOOL 0,4 LIVERPOOL
07:00 <Fez> Liverfool
07:00 <Bastardly_One> come one 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> come on too 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> be realistic
07:00 <Bastardly_One> this year we're Luckypool
08:00 <simba> how do u know m8
08:00 <couleurs> your precious liverpool is going 2 lose next year because money wins titles simba 
08:00 <simba> how many matches did u even see b1 lets b honest
08:00 <Bastardly_One> will always hate Chelsea scum 
08:00 <BoneCold> look out it's johninja better call BONE COLD! BONE COLD! BONE COLD!
08:00 <simba> no Luck in scoring 100 goles
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and this was pointed out by a Norwich supporter
08:00 <couleurs> he's just pasting what chelsea fans are twittering wtf
09:00 <couleurs> grow a brain moran
09:00 <Bastardly_One> totally took the wind out of my sails
09:00 <Bastardly_One> taking notice of Chelsea supporters is like taking notice of Collingwood or Essendon supporters IMO
10:00 <Bastardly_One> like, who does that?
10:00 <Serenity> oh my godddd
10:00 <Serenity> powerade is like nectar of god testicles
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and if you're going to get heated about it couleurs at least do it in English because you type like an Arseholenal supporter :D
11:00 <Bastardly_One> what flavour?
11:00 <Q{{> orange lime i bet
11:00 <Q{{> lemon  lime
11:00 <Serenity> gold rush
11:00 <Bastardly_One> which is?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a boring lemon/lime fa
11:00 <Serenity> .. gold rush
11:00 <simba> gay rush lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> *fan
12:00 <Bastardly_One> what's the taste I mean 
12:00 <Serenity> couldnt tell you tbh
12:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
12:00 <Serenity> could be a wannabe mango taste but i hate mango so i dont think it is
13:00 <Bastardly_One> these easter eggs taste weird
13:00 <Bastardly_One> like, they're Cadbury but taste like really bad cheap chocolate
13:00 <Bastardly_One> don't think I'll be eating any more of that carton
13:00 <Fez> Prolly 1yr old
14:00 <Serenity> and lemon/lime is only good in gatorade
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you are fucking spot on it seems Fez even if I know where they're from 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> like a major chain supermarket
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I just checked the useby date
14:00 <Fez> :)
14:00 <Bastardly_One> 01/06/2014
14:00 <Fez> Haha yep
14:00 <Bastardly_One> as I read that I checked
15:00 <BoneCold> If any of ya'll want old Bone Cold to raise hell on johninja give me a "hell yeah"
15:00 <Bastardly_One> that's from Woolies too
15:00 <Serenity> i want you to shut up
15:00 <BoneCold> Sorry
15:00 <Fez> Yea doesnt surprise me b1
16:00 <Serenity> fyi
16:00 <Serenity> they taste like that because theyve melted and been put in a cold room to set again
16:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok
16:00 <Bastardly_One> cheeky cunts
16:00 <Bastardly_One> there's gonna be a lot of people around this city ... well, shitty
17:00 <Serenity> it kind of separates the sugar and fat and makes them taste like that compound shit
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I get why when you've said that 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but how ... shitty
17:00 <Bastardly_One> explains the toothache too ... they've become cheap crap chocolate due to recyling
18:00 <Excessive> gd evenin
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if I wrote to Cadbury and sent the box back
19:00 <Bastardly_One> they'd send free stuff like Smiths do 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> when you put a tiny pin prick in a chip packet
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Cottees will send you free Coola cordial if you write to them telling them how awesome it is and you'd love to know the recipe
20:00 <Serenity> i once called kraft beacuse of a shitty jar of peanut butter
20:00 <Serenity> they sent me a box full of all this free shit
20:00 <Doodle> you bitch
20:00 <Serenity> vegemite peanut butter biscuits etc
20:00 <Bastardly_One> excellent
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I might do that as they have no toll free number
21:00 <Bastardly_One> sneaky bastards
21:00 <Serenity> oh and coffees n shit
21:00 <Serenity> like sachets
21:00 <Serenity> there was heaps
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, yeah they do ... 
21:00 <Maurice> I heard Serenity masturbates in a hut
21:00 <Doodle> *hat
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm writing a note to myself to do that tomorrow
21:00 <Serenity> LOL
21:00 <Doodle> a busby
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ *hat
21:00 <Doodle> speaking of masturbators
21:00 <Doodle> hai Liinda
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and howdy Excessive
22:00 <Liinda> hai Doodle
22:00 <Bastardly_One> evening Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda
22:00 <Excessive> ye hai .......... after a screen's worth
22:00 <Liinda> helloooo Bastardly_Oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
22:00 <Liinda> heys Excessive =)
22:00 <Excessive> ciao Liinda
22:00 <Excessive> :D
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive, I was typing ... takes a while ... you should know that
22:00 <Liinda> hi couleurs
22:00 <couleurs> hi Liinda 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah, I don't really complain to companies but these are pretty fucking bad 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> so, I'm gonna
23:00 <Bastardly_One> moving on ...
23:00 <couleurs> 666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999
24:00 <couleurs> 8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D
24:00 <Excessive> Liinda, https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10153896_10201186046087863_269427231_n.jpg
25:00 <Doodle> http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120724043923/degrassi/images/8/8d/Gay-seal_large.jpg
25:00 <couleurs> agreed
29:00 <simba> lol
29:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
29:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1378853_10201240219882174_1868553605147761927_n.jpg
29:00 <Liinda> lol cute pic Excessive
30:00 <Liinda> lol Doodle
31:00 <Q{{> ^ there are some barkers here
32:00 <BoneCold> simba: no colours please.
33:00 <simba> 711,4lol3olo
34:00 <Q{{> u have to use reverse psyc on simba, BoneCold 
34:00 <Q{{> he hates being told what to do
34:00 <simba> be quiet Q
34:00 <WebbY> Easier to just ban him
35:00 <johninja> tru
35:00 <Doodle> simba is a strong independant woman
35:00 <Q{{> easier to just mute
35:00 <Q{{> banning is too much work
35:00 <johninja> Doodle aint got no time fo that
35:00 <BoneCold> If any of ya'll wanna see ole Bone Cold open a can of whoop ass on simba, give me a 'hell yeah'
35:00 <Q{{> yeh thats why he go the long hair
35:00 <Doodle> lolol
36:00 <Q{{> he wants to be a woman to catch hot guys eyes
36:00 <Liinda> hai jinja
36:00 <johninja> hi Liinda
36:00 <johninja> hows things?
36:00 <BoneCold> johninja is an IRC Heavy Weight
37:00 <BoneCold> it's because he's fat
37:00 <Liinda> good thanks :) how about u>
37:00 <johninja> well thanks
37:00 <johninja> about to eat some ribs
37:00 <Liinda> yum
37:00 <johninja> with rosemary and mint sauce
37:00 <johninja> yeh should be awesome
37:00 <Liinda> i just had dinner, just sipping some green tea. need to detox from all the food ive eaten over the long weekend
37:00 <johninja> hehe
37:00 <johninja> you had a good easter thern
38:00 <Liinda> it was okay. nothing spesh
38:00 <Liinda> i really cbf'd with it all this year
38:00 <johninja> fair enough
39:00 <couleurs> me 2
39:00 <johninja> hi coops
39:00 <johninja> WAXTAP
40:00 <couleurs> hello
40:00 <johninja> playing some gta 4
41:00 <couleurs> picking me nose
42:00 <johninja> ic
44:00 <Liinda> find anything?
44:00 <BaD_BoY_69> linda babe 
44:00 <BaD_BoY_69> where u been 
44:00 <BaD_BoY_69> :(
44:00 <Liinda> who are you BaD_BoY_69
44:00 <BaD_BoY_69> goo
44:00 <BaD_BoY_69> good
44:00 <BaD_BoY_69> how r u 
44:00 <Liinda> WHO not HOW
44:00 <BaD_BoY_69> lol
44:00 <BaD_BoY_69> :P
44:00 <BaD_BoY_69> u go girl 
44:00 <couleurs> bits of BaD_BoY_69's breain
45:00 <Liinda> idiot
45:00 <BaD_BoY_69> idioti 
45:00 <BaD_BoY_69> ;)
45:00 <johninja> told
45:00 <Liinda> uh huh
46:00 <simba> BaD_BoY_69
47:00 <BaD_BoY_69> aka ComPToN_MeNaCe
47:00 <Liinda> oh gawd, now he thinks he's gangster
47:00 <simba> havent heard of u
47:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm8zAY_PUY8
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Menace - Reality (Directed by Taydoe Productions) (Nov 6, 2009) 4:55 - Category: Music - 7,376 views - 58 likes (98.3%), 1 dislikes (1.7%)
48:00 <Liinda> compton hasnt even heard of him
48:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> linda
48:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> i dont think 
48:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> im trying ;)
48:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> shko qiu 
48:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> :P
48:00 <b-queen> calm the fuck down tupac
48:00 <Liinda> you;re trying to be a gangetr? even worse.
48:00 <Liinda> 8gangster
48:00 <Liinda> *
49:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> gang banger 
49:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm8zAY_PUY8
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Menace - Reality (Directed by Taydoe Productions) (Nov 6, 2009) 4:55 - Category: Music - 7,376 views - 58 likes (98.3%), 1 dislikes (1.7%)
49:00 <Liinda> i bet you're like in you 50s, stuck in the game.
50:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> actually im out of the game 
50:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> an not in the 50s 
50:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> yet 
50:00 <Liinda> rightio
50:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> and i bet ur married with kids 
50:00 <Liinda> nope.
50:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> and ur husband works afternoon shift 'an u got time to go on the net talk to boys 
50:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> and makes u happy in life lol
50:00 <Liinda> lol im not married or have kids u fool
50:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> shell i go on 
51:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> ;P
51:00 <Liinda> *shall?
51:00 <simba> lool
51:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> shell shall 
51:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> shill
51:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> lol
51:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> what we at school here lol
51:00 <simba> bad boy 69 was for his birth day
51:00 <simba> birth year*
51:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> ahahahah morons 
51:00 <simba> 1769
51:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> been on mirc 
51:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> for fuking 15 years
51:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> yous got no life but here lol
51:00 <Liinda> not something to be proud of
51:00 <Liinda> 15 years
51:00 <simba> i bet he is turkish
51:00 <Liinda> fuck u ust be 50
51:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> albanian maffia 
51:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> ahahahahahahaha
51:00 <Liinda> lmfao
52:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> na rofshit 
52:00 <Liinda> tight ass mafia
52:00 <simba> these turkish, leb types always come on here every year and get offended really easily and soon leave
52:00 <Liinda> give him credit, he knows how to use a computer
52:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> i use to come on here 10 years ago so im use to lil punks like yall talkin shit on the net 
52:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> its no biggy :)
52:00 <Liinda> lil punks?
52:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> westside connect 
52:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> :)
52:00 <Liinda> westside? what werribee?
52:00 <simba> westside connect 
52:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> linda 
53:00 <simba> thats my old crew
53:00 <simba> who are u?
53:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> when i was using a computer trust me 
53:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> U WERE IN UR FUKING DADDIES BALL SAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
53:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> LOL
53:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> I REST MY CASE 
53:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> IM OUT 
53:00 <simba> im phillip the old leader of westside connect
53:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> RIPPED IT THERE
53:00 <Liinda> u dont even know how old i am
53:00 <Liinda> and i wouldnt be bragging about living on irc.
53:00 <simba> i knew he would lose it
53:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> I KNOW UR AN OLD BITCH WIT NO LIFE 
53:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> like i said 
54:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> i rest my case 
54:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> ciao bbl 
54:00 <Liinda> if im old then, that makes you older according to you
54:00 <Liinda> prehistoric fool
54:00 <Liinda> i wish trolls were at least smart.
54:00 <b-queen> jus everyone shut up and give me a good place to stay in NY, Vegas & Whistler
54:00 <b-queen> kgo
54:00 <simba> genuine moron who needs a banm
54:00 <simba> a hotel
55:00 <b-queen> that's a start
55:00 <simba> google 
55:00 <Liinda> b-queen maybe u should try some US irc channels? theyd be more helpful than us
55:00 <b-queen> yah I google but there's so many choices
55:00 <b-queen> oki Liinda ta
55:00 <Liinda> no probs
55:00 <simba> i stayed in the disneyland hotel in anaheim once does that help
55:00 <simba> it was ok
56:00 <simba> i stole a tiny bottle of tobasco
56:00 <Liinda> lol
56:00 <b-queen> google isn't as helpful as people that have actually been there and can recommend
56:00 <b-queen> did they charge it to you anyway
56:00 <Liinda> b-queen there should be travellers blogs around.
56:00 <b-queen> yah I read them but they can't instantly answer questions
56:00 <Liinda> espcially with travel agents and their websites
57:00 <b-queen> would jus be awesome if someone narrowed it down by saying EW THIS PLACE IS CRAP, DO NOT GO THERE
57:00 <b-queen> etc
57:00 <Liinda> oh, go on like those WOTIF.com.ausittes and see if they show american hotels?
57:00 <Liinda> *sites
58:00 <b-queen> o otay I has a look
58:00 <Liinda> expedoa is a good site too
58:00 <Liinda> *expedia
58:00 <b-queen> tripadvisor seems to be alright
58:00 <b-queen> everyone has an opinion haha
58:00 <Fez> Liinda :D
59:00 <simba> bee cum
59:00 <Liinda> hai fezzles ma nezzles
59:00 <Liinda> lol
00:00 <couleurs> cold as tits
01:00 <Liinda> put a bra on couleurs
02:00 <couleurs> u cheeky lil monkey
02:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> i wish trolls were at least smart.
02:00 <Liinda> well you are the troll and you're not smart.
02:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> lol
02:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> u troll lol
03:00 <Liinda> Umm Im not a troll. People here know who i am
03:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> a mole lol
03:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> tart
03:00 <ComPToN_MeNaCe> bai 
03:00 <simba> owned
03:00 <couleurs> Bye Loser!!!!!!!!!
04:00 <Liinda> lol he runs away saying stuff. 
04:00 <Liinda> he tried pming me last night wanting to get to know me. 
05:00 <Liinda> well, he keot calling me babe etc. 
05:00 <Liinda> i asked if i knew him and he says, dont worryyyy, soon enough you will get to know me ";p"
05:00 <Liinda> Dickhead.
05:00 <couleurs> lol
05:00 <DemonsRun> Am not
05:00 <DemonsRun> Bit rude Liinda 
05:00 <DemonsRun> :P
06:00 <Liinda> Not you DemonsRun =) You're purdy.
06:00 <DemonsRun> Aww shucks
06:00 <Liinda> =D
06:00 <DemonsRun> ;)
06:00 <Liinda> No go make me a sammich
06:00 <Liinda> *Now
06:00 <DemonsRun> But...
06:00 <Liinda> Muahaha. 
06:00 <Liinda> Nawh I dont want one.
06:00 <DemonsRun> Lemon & thyme chicken w/rice
06:00 <Liinda> yummo
06:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah yummy
07:00 <Liinda> I had angel hair spaghetti with napoletana sauce and meatballs
07:00 <Liinda> and a rice croquette
07:00 <DemonsRun> Oh yum. Must say the sweet & sticky pork last night was amazing
08:00 <couleurs> angel hair, lemon time... u guys r weird!!!!!!!!!!
08:00 <Liinda> lol theres nothing weird about them
08:00 <Liinda> lemon thyme is a herb.
08:00 <Liinda> angel hair is simply a thin spaghetti
08:00 <DemonsRun> Well thyme is a herb
08:00 <DemonsRun> Actual lemon zest in it
09:00 <DemonsRun> Oh so good
09:00 <Liinda> nom nom nom
09:00 <Liinda> i had lamb and salad for lunch today
09:00 <DemonsRun> Yummmm
09:00 <Liinda> and sweet potato crips
09:00 <Liinda> *drools*
09:00 <Liinda> *crisps
09:00 <DemonsRun> Mouth watering
09:00 <DemonsRun> We have an awesome meal... Kid eats apple
09:00 <Liinda> hehe
09:00 <DemonsRun> The duck
09:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck*
09:00 <Liinda> lol
10:00 <Liinda> i'll be back later peeps
10:00 <Liinda> xx bai for now
10:00 <couleurs> np
10:00 <DemonsRun> Buhbye
10:00 <Liinda> ciaoskies
13:00 <BoneCold> BONE COLD! BONE COLD! BONE COLD!
33:00 <alienated\Romeo> coffee
33:00 <alienated\Romeo> woah
33:00 <alienated\Romeo> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
33:00 <alienated\Romeo> coffee
33:00 <alienated\Romeo> woah
33:00 <alienated\Romeo> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
33:00 <alienated\Romeo> coffee
33:00 <alienated\Romeo> woah
33:00 <alienated\Romeo> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
34:00 <alienated\Romeo> bout five cones
34:00 <alienated\Romeo> 2 beers
34:00 <alienated\Romeo> anyone staying up late tonight?
34:00 <alienated\Romeo> 888888888888888888888888
34:00 <alienated\Romeo> bout five cones
34:00 <alienated\Romeo> 2 beers
34:00 <alienated\Romeo> anyone staying up late tonight?
34:00 <alienated\Romeo> 888888888888888888888888
34:00 <alienated\Romeo> bout five cones
34:00 <alienated\Romeo> 2 beers
34:00 <alienated\Romeo> anyone staying up late tonight?
34:00 <alienated\Romeo> 888888888888888888888888
36:00 <alienated\Romeo> ___________________
36:00 <alienated\Romeo> +++++++++++++++++++++
36:00 <couleurs> 666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999
36:00 <alienated\Romeo> ___________________
36:00 <alienated\Romeo> +++++++++++++++++++++
36:00 <couleurs> 666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999
36:00 <couleurs> 8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D
36:00 <alienated\Romeo> lol
36:00 <alienated\Romeo> ___________________
36:00 <alienated\Romeo> +++++++++++++++++++++
36:00 <couleurs> 666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999
36:00 <couleurs> 8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D
36:00 <alienated\Romeo> lol
37:00 <couleurs> 8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D
37:00 <alienated\Romeo> lol
37:00 <alienated\Romeo> coulers
37:00 <alienated\Romeo> couleuors
37:00 <Serenity> i would genuinely like couleurs to drown in donkey urine right now
37:00 <couleurs> allenated\homeo_HaKt
37:00 <alienated\Romeo> :>
37:00 <alienated\Romeo> you high yet man?
37:00 <alienated\Romeo> coulers
37:00 <alienated\Romeo> couleuors
37:00 <Serenity> i would genuinely like couleurs to drown in donkey urine right now
37:00 <couleurs> allenated\homeo_HaKt
37:00 <alienated\Romeo> :>
37:00 <alienated\Romeo> you high yet man?
37:00 <couleurs> 4/20 
37:00 <alienated\Romeo> coulers
37:00 <alienated\Romeo> couleuors
37:00 <Serenity> i would genuinely like couleurs to drown in donkey urine right now
37:00 <couleurs> allenated\homeo_HaKt
37:00 <alienated\Romeo> :>
37:00 <alienated\Romeo> you high yet man?
37:00 <couleurs> 4/20 
38:00 <couleurs> 4/20 
38:00 <alienated\Romeo> lol
38:00 <alienated\Romeo> ok
38:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baiAiEghuTA
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DJ Taucher - Atlantis (Oct 24, 2011) 8:41 - Category: People and Blogs - 6,854 views - 39 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
38:00 <couleurs> weird fantasy that 1 Serenity...
38:00 <faux> You move ya body like ya making looove
38:00 <alienated\Romeo> lol
38:00 <alienated\Romeo> ok
38:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baiAiEghuTA
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DJ Taucher - Atlantis (Oct 24, 2011) 8:41 - Category: People and Blogs - 6,854 views - 39 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
38:00 <couleurs> weird fantasy that 1 Serenity...
38:00 <faux> You move ya body like ya making looove
38:00 <alienated\Romeo> lol
38:00 <alienated\Romeo> ok
38:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baiAiEghuTA
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DJ Taucher - Atlantis (Oct 24, 2011) 8:41 - Category: People and Blogs - 6,854 views - 39 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
38:00 <couleurs> weird fantasy that 1 Serenity...
38:00 <faux> You move ya body like ya making looove
39:00 <faux> Can ya dance like ya fuck can ya fuck just like ya dance
39:00 <Doodle> crikey
39:00 <faux> Cos the way you shake that thannng makes me want what's in your pantsss
39:00 <faux> Hehehehehe
39:00 <faux> Hi dewdel
39:00 <faux> Long time no shroom
39:00 <Doodle> hai fauxypoos :)
39:00 <faux> How you beens
39:00 <Doodle> loool
39:00 <Doodle> ok you?
39:00 <faux> I been well :D 
39:00 <faux> Can ya dance like ya fuck can ya fuck just like ya dance
39:00 <Doodle> crikey
39:00 <faux> Cos the way you shake that thannng makes me want what's in your pantsss
39:00 <faux> Hehehehehe
39:00 <faux> Hi dewdel
39:00 <faux> Long time no shroom
39:00 <Doodle> hai fauxypoos :)
39:00 <faux> How you beens
39:00 <Doodle> loool
39:00 <Doodle> ok you?
39:00 <faux> I been well :D 
39:00 <faux> My place feels like home now
39:00 <faux> Can ya dance like ya fuck can ya fuck just like ya dance
39:00 <Doodle> crikey
39:00 <faux> Cos the way you shake that thannng makes me want what's in your pantsss
39:00 <faux> Hehehehehe
39:00 <faux> Hi dewdel
39:00 <faux> Long time no shroom
39:00 <Doodle> hai fauxypoos :)
39:00 <faux> How you beens
39:00 <Doodle> loool
39:00 <Doodle> ok you?
39:00 <faux> I been well :D 
39:00 <faux> My place feels like home now
40:00 <faux> My place feels like home now
40:00 <Doodle> when can i come over
40:00 <Doodle> for a slumber party
40:00 <faux> When you come to sydaknee
40:00 <Doodle> ok i will pencil you in
40:00 <Doodle> not til after i get there tho ;)
40:00 <faux> You can sleep on my balcony 
40:00 <faux> LOL jokes
40:00 <Doodle> oh right
40:00 <Doodle> is that code
40:00 <faux> My ocuch will do
40:00 <Doodle> 'balcony'
40:00 <faux> Couch
40:00 <faux> No
40:00 <Doodle> oh
40:00 <faux> haha
40:00 <Doodle> when can i come over
40:00 <Doodle> for a slumber party
40:00 <faux> When you come to sydaknee
40:00 <Doodle> when can i come over
40:00 <Doodle> for a slumber party
40:00 <faux> When you come to sydaknee
41:00 <alienated\Romeo> music
41:00 <Doodle> sydney is a long way to go to sleep on a couch
41:00 <faux> Fine you can sleep in the bathtub 
41:00 <Doodle> better
41:00 <alienated\Romeo> i have a new street fighter game
41:00 <faux> YOU CAN FEEL THE LIGHT START TO TREMBLE
41:00 <alienated\Romeo> can i sleep on the floor?
41:00 <faux> WASHING WHAT YOU KNOW OUT TO SEA YEAAAH
41:00 <faux> No you can stay home
41:00 <Doodle> lol
42:00 <alienated\Romeo> faux do you ever sleep on the floor?
42:00 <faux> Doodle I went for a jog yesterday
42:00 <faux> A JOG.
42:00 <faux> I was like dying lol
42:00 <Serenity> not really a fantasy couleurs just how you make me feel champ
42:00 <faux> Who the fuck jogs for fun
42:00 <Doodle> WHAT
42:00 <Doodle> why would you do that
42:00 <faux> Well I been eating healthy and going for walks
42:00 <Doodle> onice
42:00 <faux> I thought I'd kick it up a notch
42:00 <Doodle> you will be knee deep in the blokes
42:00 <faux> And what a terrible idea that was
42:00 <Excessive> wat part of sydney?
43:00 <alienated\Romeo> Doodle do you ever sleep on the floor?
43:00 <faux> Who says I'm not ok
43:00 <alienated\Romeo> me
43:00 <Doodle> negative
43:00 <alienated\Romeo> :P
43:00 <faux> Lolll
43:00 <Doodle> i have a bed
43:00 <alienated\Romeo> your not ok
43:00 <alienated\Romeo> okay?
43:00 <faux> Also I feel like I've earnt a big mac
43:00 <alienated\Romeo> bed aye
43:00 <alienated\Romeo> cool
43:00 <Serenity> mmm
43:00 <Serenity> big mac sauce
43:00 <alienated\Romeo> Doodle do you ever have people in your bed?
43:00 <faux> But in all seriousness it wasn't thaaat bad cept boobs need to be taped
43:00 <alienated\Romeo> i like ALL burgers
43:00 <Doodle> nope
43:00 <alienated\Romeo> lol
44:00 <faux> I wonder if I'll eventually run 
44:00 <alienated\Romeo> y not?
44:00 <Doodle> cos nobody wants to go to bed with me
44:00 <alienated\Romeo> aww
44:00 <Doodle> also bblzzz
44:00 <Serenity> dont gooooo
44:00 <Serenity> ill miss youuu etc etc
44:00 <Serenity> ok you can go now
44:00 <faux> Sif leave me with sez
44:00 <faux> :D
45:00 <alienated\Romeo> beautifull LIEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
45:00 <couleurs> 666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999
45:00 <couleurs> 8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D
45:00 <alienated\Romeo> coulers got any weed?
46:00 <couleurs> 4/20 
46:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
46:00 <alienated\Romeo> got any beer?
46:00 <simba> got a box of favorites
46:00 <alienated\Romeo> 420 beers
46:00 <couleurs> 42 bears
46:00 <alienated\Romeo> ok
46:00 <alienated\Romeo> more than a block
46:00 <couleurs> ok
46:00 <couleurs> 42 block
46:00 <alienated\Romeo> simba got any beer?
47:00 <simba> yes
47:00 <alienated\Romeo> cools
47:00 <simba> might have some scotch because u mentioned drink
47:00 <simba> might drink some poison 
47:00 <alienated\Romeo> i wanna go for a walk
47:00 <couleurs> allenated\homeo_HaKt
47:00 <simba> gaylienated_homeo_raped
47:00 <alienated\Romeo> tv sux nowadays
47:00 <alienated\Romeo> simba 1infected
47:00 <alienated\Romeo> simba 1nfected
48:00 <simba> alienated[romeo]DROP_CirclES
48:00 <alienated\Romeo> simba sold his soul to a lake on a midnight swim to brazil
48:00 <simba> who told u
49:00 <alienated\Romeo> 6<alienated\Romeo> simba sold his soul to a lake on a midnight swim to brazil
49:00 <alienated\Romeo> :)~
49:00 <alienated\Romeo> hehe
49:00 <alienated\Romeo> meeeeeeee
49:00 <alienated\Romeo> youuuuuuuuuu
49:00 <alienated\Romeo> iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
49:00 <ooomp> Meh
49:00 <simba> me
50:00 <simba> me... meh
50:00 <alienated\Romeo>  kkkk
50:00 <alienated\Romeo> 11swimba swims in a lake with no bottom
50:00 <ooomp> I'd demand a refund
50:00 <alienated\Romeo> simba you like food right?
50:00 <alienated\Romeo> im hell hungry
50:00 <simba> cum
51:00 <simba> im eating quinwa
51:00 <alienated\Romeo> so much cum
51:00 <simba> quinoa*
51:00 <simba> some crazy sh*t
51:00 <alienated\Romeo> quinoa?
51:00 <alienated\Romeo> _____________________
51:00 <alienated\Romeo> _______________________________________
51:00 <alienated\Romeo> _____________
51:00 <couleurs> quinoaten tatentanion
51:00 <alienated\Romeo> mmm
51:00 <alienated\Romeo> drink redbull
52:00 <couleurs> ________________________________
52:00 <alienated\Romeo> i have for the past 10 years
52:00 <alienated\Romeo> ________________----_______________-----________________
52:00 <alienated\Romeo> spicy food is great
52:00 <alienated\Romeo> so is sweet food
52:00 <alienated\Romeo> savoury eh
52:00 <couleurs> spice up ya life
52:00 <alienated\Romeo> ...
52:00 <alienated\Romeo> yeah
52:00 <simba> quintos tarantopoulos writes: resevoir wogs
52:00 <couleurs> lol
53:00 <alienated\Romeo> paprika
53:00 <alienated\Romeo> subway costs too much and blow but i love tasty food so i won't complain
53:00 <alienated\Romeo> and even if i did complain
53:00 <alienated\Romeo> it wouldn't get me anywhere
54:00 <alienated\Romeo> i have no spare change
54:00 <alienated\Romeo> bums on the side walk have more money than me
54:00 <alienated\Romeo> i smoke my paycheck everyday
54:00 <alienated\Romeo> need some shovel to dig a hole
54:00 <couleurs> smoke 4/20 every day
54:00 <alienated\Romeo> wish i lived at the beach
55:00 <simba> r u still on the gear roimeo
55:00 <alienated\Romeo> yeah
55:00 <alienated\Romeo> :]
55:00 <simba> what do u do when u get high 
55:00 <alienated\Romeo> trip out
56:00 <simba> lol
56:00 <simba> on the floor?
56:00 <simba> do you listen to Celine Dione?
00:00 <couleurs> yes
06:00 <ooomp> What kind of gear
10:00 <ooomp> Hello xm
10:00 <BaD_BoY_69> lindaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
11:00 <xm> ey ooomp
11:00 <ooomp> +h
22:00 <ZeroDistance> fuck man
23:00 <ZeroDistance> now I got a new fkn job
23:00 <ZeroDistance> n all i want to do is sort out my friends birthday lol
23:00 <ZeroDistance> hi Kate <3
23:00 <ooomp> Fuck off please
24:00 <ZeroDistance> say one thing
24:00 <ZeroDistance> total run-a-bout
24:00 <ZeroDistance> haha
25:00 <ZeroDistance> do you ever get sick of being such a manipulative bitch and running through irc guys to fill that hole inside that you stop, reitterate
25:00 <ooomp> Two faced arsehole
25:00 <ZeroDistance> and ask yourself
25:00 <ooomp> Look at yourself for once
25:00 <ZeroDistance> "What the fuck is wrong with me I have to treat guys like shit?"
25:00 <ZeroDistance> do you
26:00 <ZeroDistance> you still cut because I told Doodle what you're like
26:00 <ZeroDistance> I mean, people care about people, not just me..
26:00 <ooomp> You're the one with issues Joshua
26:00 <couleurs> u rok ooomp 
26:00 <ZeroDistance> ahh
26:00 <ooomp> Take your meds
26:00 <ooomp> And leave me the fuck alone
27:00 <ZeroDistance> anyway
27:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> what sort of drugs does panda take
27:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> id like to know
27:00 <ZeroDistance> you're the only chick on here, comes on irc, runs through guys like a train
27:00 <ZeroDistance> to fill that void.
27:00 <ZeroDistance> you're a self-centered chick.
28:00 <ZeroDistance> It's The OOOMP Show!
28:00 <ooomp> Please fill out the austnet butthurt form
28:00 <ZeroDistance> naw
28:00 <ZeroDistance> please just stop doing what you do
28:00 <ZeroDistance> I hear it all
28:00 <ZeroDistance> you go from one guy on irc to the next
28:00 <ooomp> Why do I even bother 
28:00 <ZeroDistance> rope doesn't cost much?
29:00 <ooomp> Good luck to you fucktard
29:00 <ooomp> Ignored.
29:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> no one seems to care what panda thinks, so yes, why bother at all
29:00 <ZeroDistance> aha
29:00 <ZeroDistance> k that was ammusing.
29:00 <ZeroDistance> GOTTA LIGHTEN UP KATE!
29:00 <ZeroDistance> daddy issues
29:00 <ZeroDistance> can't see what I type ehehe
30:00 <ZeroDistance> I am king of the marshmellow boys
30:00 <ooomp> He's no better than Chris tbh. Obsessive types, rejected and now can't let go
30:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> <ZeroDistance> This butthurt form sucks.  Where's the section on girls that rejected my advances?
32:00 <ZeroDistance> LOL
32:00 <ZeroDistance> says the girl that wouldnt stop msging me for ages for conversation
32:00 <ZeroDistance> some chicks need to dunk their head in ice cold water and wake the fuck up
35:00 <couleurs> k
36:00 <xm> interesting
37:00 <xm> i see your point
37:00 <xm> is wednesday good for you?
37:00 <xm> yes, i bulk bill
37:00 <xm> no, this is fully confidential
38:00 <xm> unless you're stupid enough to tell an online channel about your psychosis
39:00 <couleurs> hehe
42:00 <ooomp> xm, you may need to book many sessions in advance
44:00 <couleurs> 666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999
44:00 <couleurs> 8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D
44:00 <xm> i see some problems already. he is in denial about his illness. he is non-compliant with his medication and when he is he takes it with alcohol.  the root of depression of self-hate, and he knows if he were to blame himself any further over every broken relationship (not just romantic, or perceived to be one anyway) then his condition would further deteriorate. his response? hate everyone else
46:00 <xm> i may have to talk to my colleagues in the public system to have in involutarilty committed!
46:00 <xm> stat!
46:00 <xm> have him*
46:00 <xm> involuntarily*
46:00 <ooomp> I'll leave things in your capable hands 
46:00 <xm> i wish i could be there when they test his actual IQ and see the look on his face
47:00 <xm> 'let me do it again! im sure it's 160! the website said so!'  'no josh this is the 17th time and it's not going toget any higher than 96'
51:00 <ZeroDistance> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
52:00 <ZeroDistance> onto another guy
52:00 <ZeroDistance> xm the newest ooomp conquest.
52:00 <xm> and you say that based on 2 lines?
52:00 <ZeroDistance> no, it's called reading between the lines.
52:00 <xm> i suppose 'your capable hands' is a bit suggestive
52:00 <xm> i concede to that
53:00 <ZeroDistance> you should ask around about ooomp.
53:00 <ooomp> Lol xm, you're right. I'm suggesting your capable
53:00 <ooomp> Bad assumption 
53:00 <xm> im not interested in writing a non-authorised biography on her
54:00 <ooomp> I take it Josh is still going on about me
54:00 <ZeroDistance> couleurs would
54:00 <xm> yes
54:00 <ZeroDistance> ONLY A LITTLE
54:00 <ooomp> Has nothing better to do clearly
54:00 <ZeroDistance> well i do
54:00 <xm> couleurs seems pretty detached from IRC
54:00 <xm> like every other full-time comedian here
54:00 <ooomp> I wonder if he's related to Chris
54:00 <ZeroDistance> comparing me to chris
54:00 <ooomp> Could be a family thing
54:00 <ZeroDistance> the girl that used to msg me all the time
54:00 <ZeroDistance> untill i got her to fuck off
54:00 <ZeroDistance> because I realised what she's like
55:00 <ZeroDistance> let's keep spinning the table.
55:00 <couleurs> i only come on IRC for ooomp 
56:00 <ooomp> couleurs, you'll forever be disappointed
57:00 <ZeroDistance> black widow
57:00 <ZeroDistance> If you want a girl to become obsessed with you and then turn it around and mood swing all the time
57:00 <ZeroDistance> vote for ooomp!
59:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sJqROHxjDA#aid=P-akQxQlX6I
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: george bush and tony blair- gay bar (Aug 12, 2006) 2:21 - Category: Comedy - 252,904 views - 1,254 likes (97%), 39 dislikes (3%)
00:00 <couleurs> George Bush doesn't care about Black People
00:00 <xm> he paints pictures of lynchings
01:00 <xm> i saw it on ellen
01:00 <ZeroDistance> GERRROOGE BUSSSH DO CARE ABOUT WHISKEY!
01:00 <xm> true story
01:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
01:00 <ZeroDistance> I heard about that
01:00 <ZeroDistance> had a conversation with a friend
01:00 <ZeroDistance> commpared his painting to Hitler
01:00 <ZeroDistance> both as delusional, living in their own worlds.
01:00 <xm> both talented, both misunderstood
02:00 <xm> both loved their pet dogs
02:00 <ZeroDistance> haha
02:00 <ZeroDistance> both untalented
02:00 <ZeroDistance> hitler coulder paint by numbers
02:00 <ZeroDistance> bush cant paint through a wet week
02:00 <ZeroDistance> they're both the culmination of force
03:00 <xm> im going to cold read you now
03:00 <xm> your fingers are now stroking your chin
03:00 <ZeroDistance> Bush should have been put on trial
03:00 <xm> ammirite?
03:00 <ZeroDistance> for war crimes
03:00 <Excessive> almost all great men were bad men
03:00 <ZeroDistance> no
03:00 <ZeroDistance> I don't stroke my chin
03:00 <ZeroDistance> xm have we still got beef?
03:00 <xm> i dont care enough to
03:00 <ZeroDistance> neither
04:00 <ZeroDistance> oh hey!
04:00 <ZeroDistance> saw a great movie last night
04:00 <ZeroDistance> The Grand Budapest Hotel
04:00 <ZeroDistance> Wes Anderson did it again.
05:00 <xm> if anything i tone down my jokes on you just in case you ever top yourself and they go through IRC records and i get implicated
05:00 <FaecalFart> oops i farted again
05:00 <xm> and im the last person that spoke to you
06:00 <The_Baron> lol
06:00 <couleurs> I Like That
06:00 <xm> so maybe i do care :~)
06:00 <xm> pieter on the other hand...
06:00 <xm> and beehhh...
06:00 <Shadowgate> xm makes me laugh lol
06:00 <couleurs> me 2
07:00 <FaecalFart> Shadowgate makes me barf
07:00 <FaecalFart> lol
07:00 <xm> i think even mother theresa woudl take off how head gear and strangle them to death
07:00 <xm> how/her*
07:00 <xm> make the world a better place
07:00 <couleurs> she's dead...
07:00 <xm> she's become a super saint if she did
07:00 <xm> yes indeedy
07:00 <couleurs> maybe so are Pieter and beehhh...
07:00 <xm> she still lives on in every croissant that resembles her though couleurs
08:00 <couleurs> ~MiNdFuCk~
08:00 <couleurs> Croissepction
08:00 <xm> lol
10:00 <FaecalFart> subscribed to unreal engine
10:00 <FaecalFart> $20 a month
11:00 <FaecalFart> +5% of any profits
11:00 <FaecalFart> going to make a puzzle game
11:00 <FredFlinstone> thats such a nice nick
11:00 <FaecalFart> cause i have no $5000 maya
11:00 <FredFlinstone> ffs
11:00 <FaecalFart> :(
11:00 <FredFlinstone> disgusting
12:00 <FaecalFart> and blender sucks dick imo
12:00 <FredFlinstone> have you no decency
12:00 <FaecalFart> going to totally rip off the old nokia game nature park
12:00 <FredFlinstone> I see
13:00 <FaecalFart> and give it a similar name
13:00 <FredFlinstone> as in?
13:00 <FredFlinstone> fartmania?
14:00 <xm> FaecalFart, just do what everyone else does when they write a 'killer app game'. take an existing game and change it slightly
14:00 <xm> FaecalFart, release FartPopper
14:00 <FaecalFart> jah mon
14:00 <xm> like bubble wrap popper
14:00 <FaecalFart> lol
15:00 <xm> except fart noises
15:00 <The_Baron> or come up with something original and groundbreaking 
15:00 <The_Baron> nah that requires talent
16:00 <xm> that's why i dont bother with most games
17:00 <xm> but i write them for fun anyway
17:00 <xm> Loof, why didnt you look into GameMaker?
17:00 <xm> or did you?
18:00 <Loof> nah i didn't
18:00 <xm> costs way less
18:00 <xm> does the same thing as most
18:00 <xm> especially for stuff like puzzle games
18:00 <Loof> i'll check it out
18:00 <xm> it will export it to pretty much any platform too
19:00 <Loof> but unreal engine has stuff like you put fire on an ice block and it physically melts
19:00 <Loof> or water on lava blocks it reacts
20:00 <xm> that could be taxing on a few portable devices if you do it a  bit
20:00 <Loof> yeah just moderate effects
20:00 <Loof> long as it runs on the latest iphone
20:00 <Loof> should be safe for android
21:00 <Loof> so rusty on c++ :(
21:00 <Loof> dont remember shit
21:00 <xm> you'd have to do the C++ on Android via NDK
22:00 <xm> and even when you get NDK they recommend you not to use it hah
22:00 <Loof> i think ue does it all
22:00 <Loof> not sure
23:00 <xm> C++ cant run on it natively
23:00 <The_Baron> why would u need C
23:00 <The_Baron> if ur using a engine
23:00 <xm> for performance
23:00 <Loof> unreal engine scripting is in c
23:00 <Loof> c++
23:00 <The_Baron> aahhh
23:00 <xm> even C# wont be good enough for some of those games
23:00 <xm> then again C# is more of a business app thing anyway
24:00 <Loof> yeah i'm waiting to see what ue can do on mobile devices
24:00 <Loof> might be wasting my time
24:00 <xm> so there's no trial/demo?
24:00 <Loof> nah
25:00 <xm> what about UE games written by others for mobile
25:00 <Loof> but i can quit subscription at any time
25:00 <Loof> yeah there's one iphone game i think 
25:00 <Loof> if it's shit for mobile
25:00 <Loof> might go back to unity
25:00 <Loof> or check out gamemaker
26:00 <Loof> oh there is a demo: http://www.vg247.com/2014/01/06/nvidia-tegra-k1-gets-unreal-engine-4-tech-demo-watch-it-here/
26:00 <ZeroDistance> fuck man
27:00 <ZeroDistance> this chick is confusing the fuck outta me loofs
27:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
27:00 <ZeroDistance> it's like
27:00 <ZeroDistance> i was worried about my bond, go out bday thing anythin happens with me bam prison
27:00 <Picard> lol as if chics would anything to do with u
27:00 <xm> i just think UE is a bit of overkill and to the market that would want that would want a game that's fairly elaborate 
27:00 <ZeroDistance> fuck off fat man
28:00 <xm> for games that require a lot of thinking/puzzles/repetition you can go with something much cheaper
28:00 <Picard> more shit talk cunt
28:00 <ZeroDistance> you have to PAY MONEY for any chick to have ANYTHING to do with you
28:00 <Picard> we dont want to hear it
28:00 <ZeroDistance> I've noticed you don't bother shit talking anymore
28:00 <Loof> yeah i agree it's overkill
28:00 <ZeroDistance> since we all know how small your dick is
28:00 <Loof> but i want to learn a powerful game engine for future games
28:00 <ZeroDistance> and how you'd fuck anything sixteen and over you can pay to lick your dick.
28:00 <Loof> non-puzzle
28:00 <Picard> u are full off enough shit for the entire austnet community
28:00 <xm> Loof, but if you have long term goals to developer other games that will utilise that sort of stuff then it'd be a good idea
28:00 <ZeroDistance> Don't have a go at me you fucking pervert.
28:00 <xm> and this project would be a good stepping stone
29:00 <Loof> jah mon
29:00 <Picard> you're a fucking cretin
29:00 <ZeroDistance> Probably am full of shit, had great Thai earlier.
29:00 <Picard> scum dog cunt
29:00 <ZeroDistance> scumdogcunt!
29:00 <ZeroDistance> Cumdog Millionare
29:00 <ZeroDistance> Picard shh darling.
30:00 <ZeroDistance> not my fault you're wife's unlucky enough to have a cheating husband
30:00 <Loof> Nvidia Tegra K1 mobile CPU more powerful than PS3 or Xbox 360, CEO claims
30:00 <Loof> http://www.vg247.com/2014/01/06/nvidia-tegra-k1-mobile-cpu-more-powerful-than-ps3-or-xbox-360-ceo-claims/
30:00 <ZeroDistance> and kids that dont have money spent on them because you go interstate and pay prostitutes to service that tiny dick
30:00 <Loof> *drools*
30:00 <Picard> hows dad?
30:00 <ZeroDistance> don't hack on me motherfucker.
30:00 <ZeroDistance> dead
30:00 <ZeroDistance> since 2008
30:00 <Picard> died of shame i heard
30:00 <ZeroDistance> did he
30:00 <Picard> two dead beat loser sons he wanted to die'
30:00 <ZeroDistance> I heard otherwise.
31:00 <ZeroDistance> well
31:00 <ZeroDistance> Picard
31:00 <ZeroDistance> I do know of this red head girl
31:00 <ZeroDistance> you probably wouldnt even have to pay her
31:00 <ZeroDistance> just drug her.
31:00 <ZeroDistance> ;)
31:00 <ZeroDistance> probably already have.
31:00 <Picard> you're a sick cunt
31:00 <ZeroDistance> oh
31:00 <Picard> u desreve to die in a fire
31:00 <ZeroDistance> haha
31:00 <ZeroDistance> why
32:00 <ZeroDistance> hit a nerve?
32:00 <ZeroDistance> smd old man
32:00 <Picard> not at all, i just dont like scum
32:00 <Picard> and you my simple minded little cretin are scum
32:00 <ZeroDistance> HAHAHAHAHAHA
32:00 <ZeroDistance> you're the original sport.
33:00 <Picard> father died of shame, mother hates your fucking guts and doesnt want anything to do with you
34:00 <The_Baron> still doesn't change the fact your mum shoulda swallowed that load instead of concieving you Picard
35:00 <Picard> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllll
35:00 <Picard> thats all?????????????
36:00 <Picard> Troll
36:00 <The_Baron> that is all
36:00 <Picard> ok.
38:00 <couleurs> 666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999   8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D
45:00 <Picard> talkative cunts
48:00 <ZeroDistance> wow
48:00 <ZeroDistance> actually
48:00 <ZeroDistance> as you would know
48:00 <ZeroDistance> my daddy was a war hero
48:00 <ZeroDistance> and died from a tumor
49:00 <ZeroDistance> shouold have seen him in his final days, body as yellow as simpsons characters.
49:00 <ZeroDistance> I know who and what he was
49:00 <ZeroDistance> Picard
49:00 <ZeroDistance> and I know what you are.
49:00 <ZeroDistance> everybody does
50:00 <ZeroDistance> You've never done anything in your life that didn't have you with a smile on your face afterward.
50:00 <ZeroDistance> You're a predator.
50:00 <ZeroDistance> deal with it son.
50:00 <Picard> :P lol Joshua
50:00 <Picard> you really need to work on your insults lad
53:00 <Picard> loooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
54:00 <ZeroDistance> woah
54:00 <ZeroDistance> picard
54:00 <Picard> :P
54:00 <ZeroDistance> why are you flooding my pm
54:00 <ZeroDistance> <Picard> father died of shame, mother hates your fucking guts and doesnt want anything to do with you
54:00 <ZeroDistance> I'm sure he didnt.
55:00 <xm> surprised pets havent been brought into this yet
55:00 <Picard> lol xm
55:00 <Picard> give the cretin time he will 
55:00 <Picard> he likes to attack my children with pedo comments in pm
56:00 <Picard> sick cunt is all he is
56:00 <xm> some of my friends were talking about SoupNAZI the other day and what happened to him
56:00 <xm> was he banned as a result of what he did to you?
56:00 <Picard> what did he do?
56:00 <xm> mustve been someone else then
56:00 <Picard> refrech my memory?
56:00 <xm> i cant remember, too long ago
56:00 <Picard> refresh*
56:00 <xm> something in #pdis and rape jokes i think
57:00 <ZeroDistance> oh piccy picardo
57:00 <ZeroDistance> you must be mad!
57:00 <ZeroDistance> lol!!!!
57:00 <ZeroDistance> wow
57:00 <ZeroDistance> was it the red head comment
57:00 <ZeroDistance> cmon
57:00 <ZeroDistance> ino you've done her.
57:00 <ZeroDistance> somebody is angry
58:00 <ZeroDistance> <Picard> father died of shame, mother hates your fucking guts and doesnt want anything to do with you
58:00 <ZeroDistance> funny cause i saw a movie with her last night then had awesome thai
58:00 <xm> is that thai boxing
58:00 <xm> it's good to know women defend themselves these days
58:00 <Serenity> can you all just leave each others families out of this shit
58:00 <ZeroDistance> nah but i know muay thai
58:00 <Serenity> its so fucking pathetic
58:00 <Picard> lol xm
58:00 <ZeroDistance> i never mentioned his family
59:00 <ZeroDistance> beside his wife.
59:00 <Picard> they need to learn to box if they hang around ZeroDistance
59:00 <ZeroDistance> poor thing
59:00 <ZeroDistance> :/
59:00 <ZeroDistance> just box?
59:00 <ZeroDistance> brother
59:00 <Picard> he gets off belting women
59:00 <ZeroDistance> I know and am mates with an x professional that trains up the road
59:00 <ZeroDistance> knows Tyson
59:00 <ZeroDistance> you wouldnt want to fuck with my friends
59:00 <ZeroDistance> you get off fucking underage girls
00:00 <ZeroDistance> suck my dick.
00:00 <ZeroDistance> and im done sezz sorry :P
00:00 <Picard> lol
00:00 <Picard> he knows tyson lmfaoi
00:00 <Picard> next u will tell us u had thai with danny green
00:00 <Picard> your level of mates is that cunt mundine lol
02:00 <xm> ZeroDistance probably had a cameo in that rap video Mundine had pimp'n around that town
02:00 <xm> with his hoodie
02:00 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4DNGiAHNO4
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Anthony Mundine Feat O.P.C. and August - Platinum Ryder (Jun 28, 2007) 4:37 - Category: Sports - 29,766 views - 78 likes (68.4%), 36 dislikes (31.6%)
03:00 <ZeroDistance> woah
03:00 <ZeroDistance> got him on ignore
03:00 <ZeroDistance> and still flooded.
03:00 <ZeroDistance> guy needs cocaine!
03:00 <ZeroDistance> Picard will you act your age and leave me alone please. FFS there's a nice young red head you could give a lollypop to and pop that so go do it cunt.
06:00 <Picard> lol
07:00 <Picard> loser
07:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shCYA2J-De8
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: It's that time (Jan 17, 2014) 0:36 - Category: Comedy - 636,497 views - 12,238 likes (97.2%), 354 dislikes (2.8%)
07:00 <Picard> u should be banned
10:00 <Serenity> like you are any better with the things you say to him
14:00 <Picard> i dont bring children into it
14:00 <Serenity> no you bring dead reletives and mums into it. much much better good for you
14:00 <Picard> thats the lowest of lows
15:00 <Picard> he deserves it the drug fucked lying cunt
15:00 <Serenity> then attack him
15:00 <Serenity> dont be a soft cock and use his mum and dad for ammo
15:00 <Serenity> you know nothing about them as he knows nothing about your kids and wife
16:00 <Picard> :)
17:00 <Picard> your so wrong missy
17:00 <Picard> ive spoke to his mother
17:00 <Picard> she sells real estate
17:00 <Serenity> im not wrong about anything
17:00 <Serenity> you wanna bitch about the things he says you cant just go and do it back
17:00 <Serenity> same as him to you
18:00 <Picard> you are wrong about a lot of things :P
18:00 <couleurs> it's like watching wrestling but everything is letters
18:00 <Picard> typical fucking woman thinks she knows it all
19:00 <Serenity> oh yawn
19:00 <Serenity> you just conceded defeat with that comment
19:00 <Serenity> whats between my legs doesnt define what i can and cannot say you pig
20:00 <Picard> im far from defeated its just no use arguing with u, u ban people when you dont like their opinion
20:00 <Serenity> oh piss off and stop sulking because no one will ban him for what hes supposedly said in pm
20:00 <Serenity> it doesnt work that way and you know it
21:00 <Picard> ohhhh please u call me a pig when u know im right, 99.9% of women use what they have between their legs for dominance 
21:00 <Serenity> thats complete rubbish
21:00 <Skirmish> Sounds like drama. You're an avid home and away viewer aren't you picard. 
22:00 <Serenity> anyone who makes a plastered comment about a gender isnt even worth talking to tbh
22:00 <Serenity> you're getting snarky at me because you're being a dick and i called you on it. Im right and youre shitty end of story
22:00 <Picard> Skirmish i never ever miss it
22:00 <Picard> rivetting stuff
23:00 <Picard> lol again showing the know all arrogance
23:00 <Picard> typical of a woman, she needs to have the last word
23:00 <Picard> Skirmish do u watch it?
23:00 <Serenity> i dont need to type to have the last word
23:00 <Serenity> cause i know my facts. you make things up and lie
23:00 <Skirmish> No
23:00 <Serenity> theres a difference
24:00 <Picard> lmfao
24:00 <lapotr> Picard sounds like a neckbeard
24:00 <Picard> you just proved my point u silly little girl
24:00 <lapotr> he's a nice guy
24:00 <lapotr> doesn't approach the ladies
24:00 <Serenity> yeah sure did
24:00 <Picard> Skirmish why not?
24:00 <Picard> you gotta love Alf
24:00 <lapotr> but gets resentful that they never say hi to him because he's so nice
24:00 <Serenity> ill let you have that so your dick feels nice and big picard
24:00 <Serenity> cant have a woman putting you in your place
24:00 <Serenity> you be a man you manly thing you
24:00 <Picard> you just keep going dont you?
24:00 <Serenity> and so do you
24:00 <lapotr> Serenity you have to excuse Picard, he hasn't much experience dealing with women as other people
24:00 <Fez> Manliest man to ever man up
25:00 <Serenity> and once again we get back to the point
25:00 <lapotr> Picard just doesn't know that women are people too
25:00 <Picard> point is u are a know all woman.
25:00 <lapotr> he sees them in some strange mystic light
25:00 <lapotr> as aliens
25:00 <Serenity> yeah of course i am
25:00 <Serenity> i know things so im a know it all. of course!
25:00 <lapotr> that happens when you're a permavirgin
26:00 <Serenity> hes not a virgin he has a wife and family
26:00 <ShadowLurker> how
26:00 <lapotr> Serenity, but Picard thinks you're a know it all because you're a woman and don't know your place
26:00 <Serenity> yeah
26:00 <lapotr> and need to be told to shut up and accept what men tell you
26:00 <Serenity> ill get back in the kitchen etc
26:00 <FredFlinstone> who is having sex tonight?
26:00 <ShadowLurker> me
26:00 <FredFlinstone> good
26:00 <Serenity> you :E
26:00 <FredFlinstone> you stud
27:00 <Picard> i never said u should be in the kitchen
27:00 <ShadowLurker> Picard
27:00 <Picard> i jsut said u dont know the facts and u refuted this
27:00 <FredFlinstone> never
27:00 <ShadowLurker> stahp
27:00 <FredFlinstone> thats a long time
27:00 <FredFlinstone> rather yu say correctly
27:00 <Serenity> i do know the facts though. i actually see what his mum says to/about him. You're making up a phone call
27:00 <FredFlinstone> I didnt say that
27:00 <Serenity> see the difference?
27:00 <Picard> Shadow
28:00 <Skirmish> I want Picard ban for what he just said in PM. 
28:00 <Serenity> lol Skirmish
28:00 <Picard> Skirmish go puff your chest out and be a good security guard
28:00 <ShadowLurker> picard y u mad 4
28:00 <Picard> who's mad?
28:00 <couleurs> I Hate U All
28:00 <Skirmish> Don't cry because you didn't get let into your gay bar. 
29:00 <ShadowLurker> you clearly
29:00 <Serenity> i dont even understand why this tangent was had
29:00 <Serenity> all i said was you cant cry wolf when you do it too
29:00 <Serenity> if thats offensive so be it
29:00 <Serenity> but dont bring your 'pm's' into here and cry
30:00 <Picard> who mentioned pm's to start with?
30:00 <Serenity> you did
30:00 <Skirmish> <Picard> I think Serenity is angry because she's barren
30:00 <Picard> ummm Serenity no i did not
30:00 <Serenity> how have i had 3 kids when im barren?
30:00 <Picard> nice work Skirmish
31:00 <Serenity> [7:55pm] <Picard> give the cretin time he will
31:00 <Serenity> [7:56pm] <Picard> he likes to attack my children with pedo comments in pm
31:00 <Serenity> [7:56pm] <Picard> sick cunt is all he is
31:00 <Skirmish> He obviously doesn't think his insults through. 
31:00 <Picard> so what, where was i asking for him to be removed?
32:00 <ShadowLurker> he obviously doesnt think anything thru
32:00 <Serenity> [8:07pm] <Picard> u should be banned
32:00 <Picard> lol
32:00 <Serenity> which was when the convo started..
32:00 <Picard> u pick text that suits the argument
32:00 <Serenity> you took it as an attack rather than a convo
32:00 <ZeroDistance> sezz
32:00 <Serenity> you JUST asked..
32:00 <Serenity> wtf
32:00 <ZeroDistance> check this out yo
32:00 <ZeroDistance> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/10245383_747228418631890_1975089984434196237_n.jpg
32:00 <ZeroDistance> that's some ashduioahduioahd art huhu!
32:00 <Serenity> hey tahts cool
33:00 <ZeroDistance> no shit hey
33:00 <ZeroDistance> best one i saw all day 
33:00 <Picard> <ZeroDistance> Picard will you act your age and leave me alone please. FFS there's a nice young red head you could give a lollypop to and pop that so go do it cunt   <Picard> loser      <Picard> u should be banned    
33:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn brb cig
33:00 <ZeroDistance> chicks can piss you off so easy
33:00 <ZeroDistance> LOL
33:00 <Serenity> yes im aware of what was said one line up
33:00 <Serenity> so is everyone else
33:00 <Skirmish> <Picard> Serenity and her husband gang up on everyone 
33:00 <Picard> where did i mention anything about banning him for his pm comments?
33:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
34:00 <Picard> Skirmish if u are going to do that shit do it well
34:00 <Serenity> you're grasping at straws now
34:00 <ShadowLurker> Q.Q
34:00 <Serenity> you carried on for ages yesterday or the day before to have him banned for pms and you abused me then too
34:00 <ShadowLurker> dry your eyes Picard
34:00 <ShadowLurker> its not that bad
34:00 <Skirmish> I'm drinking beer and watching the mentalist. No time to make stuff up. 
35:00 <Serenity> none of it is relevant at all to what i said
35:00 <Picard> Serenity u tell a great story
35:00 <Serenity> which was if youre going to say shit. dont cry about someone else doing it
35:00 <Picard> none of what u said is relevant**
35:00 <Serenity> now you're just being embarrassing
35:00 <Picard> nope
36:00 <Maurice> I wish you would stfu and act your age for once in your miserable life
36:00 <Picard> your making things up to suit your know all attitude and argument
36:00 <Serenity> im not making anything up
36:00 <Serenity> its all right here on the sccreen
36:00 <Picard> and the soft cocks in here are agreeing with u because they think they have a chance to sniff your flaps
36:00 <Serenity> where 53 other people can see it
36:00 <Picard> no its not
36:00 <Maurice> Whether I get to sniff her or not, you're still a giant cockmuncher.
36:00 <Serenity> yeah no Picard
36:00 <Serenity> but if that makes you feel better
36:00 <Serenity> go for it
37:00 <lapotr> oh wow
37:00 <lapotr> Picard goes full retard
37:00 <lapotr> more at 11
37:00 <Maurice> He's always like that
37:00 <lapotr> I know
37:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL @ SNIFF YOUR FLAPS
37:00 <DemonsRun> Lmao.
37:00 <Picard> u said i asked for him to be banned because of a pm when clearly i did no say it. it was clear you took extracts of the convo to suit your argument
37:00 <DemonsRun> More @ 11
37:00 <DemonsRun> xD
37:00 <Serenity> i didnt say you asked for him to be banned
37:00 <Serenity> i said you were crying about him getting banned
37:00 <ShadowLurker> picard just stop
38:00 <ShadowLurker> youre only making it worse
38:00 <lapotr> Picard's tears are delicious and salty
38:00 <lapotr> please continue Picard
38:00 <lapotr> cry more for us
38:00 <Serenity> you do it every time. he says something in pm (apparently) you bring it here
38:00 <Serenity> get shitty cause i wont ban him
38:00 <Serenity> sit here fighting with me for 4 hours
38:00 <Picard> i do?
38:00 <Picard> logs?
38:00 <lapotr> but Serenity, you're a woman, Picard is a man
38:00 <lapotr> you should listen to him
38:00 <lapotr> and meekly obey
38:00 <lapotr> clearly
39:00 <Serenity> yeah thats what im gonna do search through melbourne logs so picard knows im right
39:00 <Picard> clearly she is a know all and cannot admit it
39:00 <simba> yea picard always whines to ops of random channels about Pms
39:00 <simba> like they care
39:00 <Serenity> i dont need to admit anything
39:00 <Serenity> its right here on the screen.
39:00 <Serenity> this is just becoming awkward
39:00 <Picard> Serenity its ok i can tolerate your arrogance
39:00 <couleurs> press 666 if u h8 Picard now
39:00 <Maurice> Oh ffs
40:00 <Serenity> do you want me to tell you what an awesome specimine of man you are?
40:00 <Serenity> and that i know nothing because i have a vagina and you know everything because you have a willy
40:00 <Serenity> cuase thats what it seems like
40:00 <Serenity> aw.
40:00 <Maurice> Countdown to PM
40:00 <Maurice> Then I can ban him again for what he says in there..
40:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
40:00 <lapotr> wow
40:00 <lapotr> just wow
40:00 <lapotr> doesn't he do this all the time?
40:00 <Maurice> Yes
41:00 <Maurice> It's probably all the clag he ate as a child
41:00 <lapotr> he should go join an MRA subreddit
41:00 <Excessive> how does one ban in pm?
41:00 <lapotr> he sounds like he'd fit in
41:00 <lapotr> ignore works, Excessive
41:00 <stebie> /ignore
41:00 <Maurice> You can't ban in PM
41:00 <ShadowLurker> ignores weak
42:00 <Serenity> lol hes 'flooding' me now
42:00 <lapotr> just troll picard in PM back
42:00 <lapotr> he goes away
42:00 <lapotr> that works for me anyway
42:00 <Maurice> My PM must be too scary for him
42:00 <Serenity> i just closed the window lol
42:00 <Serenity> hes pming to himself now
44:00 <Excessive> lo again \o.
44:00 <Cath^> hey Excessive
45:00 <lapotr> picard thinks it's ok to call a female a "know it all woman" and that isn't sexist somehow
45:00 <lapotr> what the crap
46:00 <Serenity> hes still flooding me
46:00 <Serenity> awks
46:00 <couleurs> bloodey femenests
46:00 <lapotr> oh great
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47:00 <lapotr> wtf
47:00 <Serenity> couleurs
47:00 <Serenity> fuck off with that
48:00 <couleurs> sheesh, tense...
48:00 <Cath^> hey Serenity 
48:00 <ShadowLurker> *08:47:34 PM* <Picard> go fuck your skanky wife dude
48:00 <ShadowLurker> LOLOL
48:00 <Serenity> hey cath
48:00 <Serenity> how are you
49:00 <Cath^> good here..you?
49:00 <Serenity> yeah not too bad
49:00 <lapotr> Serenity, picard says you have saggier tits than him
49:00 <Cath^> how 90s of you BaD_BoY_69 
49:00 <BaD_BoY_69> hey 90s 
49:00 <lapotr> I asked what his secret is
49:00 <BaD_BoY_69> how r u 
49:00 <BaD_BoY_69> ur on mirc 
50:00 <FredFlinstone> its IRC
50:00 <BaD_BoY_69> theres no more 90er then that lol
50:00 <Serenity> i probably do im nearly 30 ive had 3 kids and they're quite large
50:00 <BaD_BoY_69> mirc irc 
50:00 <Cath^> I would have been better not slapped by a fish
50:00 <ZeroDistance> sezz
50:00 <BaD_BoY_69> same shit 
50:00 <FredFlinstone> n
50:00 <Serenity> im not ashamed of my boobage
50:00 <ZeroDistance> SEZZ
50:00 <FredFlinstone> o
50:00 <ZeroDistance> omigosh
50:00 <FredFlinstone> dipshit
50:00 <ZeroDistance> man
50:00 <Serenity> JOSH
50:00 <ZeroDistance> i have fucking
50:00 <Cath^> I'm not on mirc
50:00 <ZeroDistance> anticipation OVERLOAD
50:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
50:00 <FredFlinstone> Mirc is a clinet
50:00 <ZeroDistance> I CANT WAIT A WEEK
50:00 <FredFlinstone> client
50:00 <ZeroDistance> lmao
50:00 <BaD_BoY_69> mirc
50:00 <BaD_BoY_69> irc
50:00 <FredFlinstone> no
50:00 <BaD_BoY_69> lol morons 
50:00 <Serenity> haha
50:00 <ZeroDistance> i want dem clothes on me NOW
50:00 <FredFlinstone> dick head
50:00 <Serenity> new clothes are rad
50:00 <ZeroDistance> and the wristband/gloves
50:00 <ZeroDistance> NOW
50:00 <ZeroDistance> ino right lol
51:00 <FredFlinstone> most think we are on the internet
51:00 <BaD_BoY_69> u diks have been on here since 1991 and still aint found ur love one yet ahahahhaha
51:00 <FredFlinstone> its the web
51:00 <ZeroDistance> tho more been on my mind today
51:00 <BaD_BoY_69> just given head jobs here and there lol
51:00 <Serenity> austnets been around since 1998
51:00 <Serenity> calm the fuck down buddy
51:00 <ZeroDistance> is a friend, she moved her bday thing to 10th nxt month
51:00 <FredFlinstone> do you fuck boys BaD_BoY_69 ?
51:00 <ZeroDistance> i dropped out out of paranoia because of my bond
51:00 <FredFlinstone> I think you might
51:00 <BaD_BoY_69> all bitches hav given head jobs from mirc
51:00 <BaD_BoY_69> lol
51:00 <ZeroDistance> then had a long think to myself, shes cool all her friends are cool
51:00 <ZeroDistance> what can happen?!
52:00 <FredFlinstone> you need one now?
52:00 <Cath^> charming BaD_BoY_69 
52:00 <ZeroDistance> 2 days after mums bday tho
52:00 <Maurice> (20:51:09) (BaD_BoY_69): u diks have been on here since 1991 and still aint found ur love one yet ahahahhaha
52:00 <FredFlinstone> isnt he
52:00 <Maurice> Uhm..
52:00 <ZeroDistance> Serenity
52:00 <ZeroDistance> GO TO LONDON
52:00 <ZeroDistance> NOW
52:00 <ZeroDistance> AND GET THE CLOTHES
52:00 <ZeroDistance> and um
52:00 <ZeroDistance> put them on me pls <3
52:00 <ZeroDistance> ahehahehe
52:00 <Maurice> And bring me back some blackpool rock
53:00 <ZeroDistance> AND BRING Maurice BACK ALL THE COOL GIRL SHIT
53:00 <Serenity> haqha
53:00 <ZeroDistance> you'd like that better.
53:00 <ZeroDistance> sezz knows where it's at.
53:00 <Serenity> im gonna blow this old cunts house up
53:00 <ZeroDistance> y cant i?
53:00 <ZeroDistance> wait not picard?
53:00 <ZeroDistance> DANG
53:00 <ZeroDistance> id huff and puff
53:00 <Serenity> lol hes flooding me
53:00 <ZeroDistance> on a joiont
53:00 <ZeroDistance> then fuck off
54:00 <Serenity> 'flooding'
54:00 <ZeroDistance> Picard was flooding me for ages
54:00 <Serenity> hes saying i banned him not maurice.
54:00 <ZeroDistance> wait
54:00 <ZeroDistance> `seen picard
54:00 <prowl> ZeroDistance, picard is on #random right now.
54:00 <ZeroDistance> LOLOL
54:00 <ZeroDistance> HAHAHAHA
54:00 <ZeroDistance> <3
54:00 <ZeroDistance> <3
54:00 <ZeroDistance> I just don't understand, honestly, how he hasnt been caught out yet.
55:00 <Maurice> It was quite obvious it was me
55:00 <Maurice> Unless you have access to my laptop
57:00 <ZeroDistance> I want anal to
57:00 <ZeroDistance> i mean
57:00 <ZeroDistance> something.
57:00 <ZeroDistance> are we the three that survived the latest Scream slaughter?
57:00 <ZeroDistance> *hands in the air!* Maurice, Serenity, ZeroDistance survived!
58:00 <ZeroDistance> to plan the sequel
00:00 <Serenity> woah the stig is still alive
00:00 <lapotr> irc legends don't die
00:00 <Serenity> indeed
00:00 <lapotr> they just go inactive for a time
00:00 <lapotr> until IRC needs them again
00:00 <Serenity> they're like 80's serial killers
00:00 <Cath^> lol lapotr 
01:00 <lapotr> you know who I miss?
01:00 <lapotr> SgtSplode
01:00 <lapotr> he was cool
01:00 <Serenity> YES
01:00 <lapotr> whatever happened to that guy?
01:00 <stebie> agreed
01:00 <Serenity> i miss him heaps
01:00 <Serenity> he was funny
01:00 <stebie> his tent collapsed
01:00 <Maurice> He always amused me
01:00 <lapotr> he did have a very...interesting lifestyle, I admit
01:00 <lapotr> but he was cool
01:00 <Serenity> a truly witty person is hard to find
01:00 <lapotr> I like to think he's out there, happy in life
02:00 <Maurice> He was rather upbeat for having such a poor outlook on himself
02:00 <couleurs> he typed too much
02:00 <lapotr> a lot of guys like that do
02:00 <stebie> i assume most people that move on from here are happy in life
02:00 <Maurice> Excuse me
02:00 <lapotr> he's pretty upfront about himself though
02:00 <Maurice> I'm happy in life and i'm still here
02:00 <lapotr> and able to accept himself
02:00 <lapotr> that's rare
02:00 <Maurice> But I come on to remind everyone else how inferior they are..
02:00 <Serenity> i dont think he tried at all
02:00 <stebie> Maurice, keep telling yourself that
02:00 <stebie> :P
02:00 <Serenity> thats why he was funny
02:00 <stebie> ow
03:00 <Maurice> Don't be a girl, it was a love tap
03:00 <ZeroDistance> im kinda sick of girls atm
03:00 <ZeroDistance> prob just the time of the month
03:00 <ZeroDistance> :/
05:00 <stebie> it's an emergency ciggy
05:00 <Excessive> he might mistake it fo a suppository
05:00 <Serenity> corn cob wrapped in cotton
05:00 <Maurice> Of if you're Rik Mayall, it's a mouse
05:00 <ZeroDistance> You're my emergency stebie
06:00 <ZeroDistance> and I mean that as gay as gay can gay be.
06:00 <ZeroDistance> supergay
06:00 <ZeroDistance> *does eyebrow up and downs*
07:00 <Serenity> im bored now
07:00 <Maurice> You know whos face I'd sit on?
07:00 <Maurice> Gerard Butlers
07:00 <Serenity> whos that again
07:00 <Cath^> lol
07:00 <Maurice> :o
07:00 <Serenity> googled
07:00 <Serenity> hes alright
07:00 <Maurice> Lol
07:00 <Serenity> he looks like my ex brother in law =/
07:00 <Maurice> The Bounty Hunter is on channel 9 now
07:00 <Maurice> Him and Anniston
08:00 <Maurice> But does your ex bro in law have a delightful accent?
08:00 <Maurice> I'M BETTING NO
08:00 <Serenity> a delightful wog/aussie accent
08:00 <thestig> KNOW IT ALL WOMEN 
08:00 <Maurice> He's scottish
08:00 <Serenity> which is just yelling 98% of the time
08:00 <thestig> haahahhahahaha
08:00 <Maurice> Ok, bye Charlie
08:00 <ZeroDistance> im bored now
08:00 <ZeroDistance> was gaming for a second
09:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> people who are bored are really just bored of themselves
09:00 <ZeroDistance> started yellin at dudes werent doin the right thing
09:00 <ZeroDistance> so quit
09:00 <ZeroDistance> now im thinkin
09:00 <couleurs> Only Boring People Get Bored!!!!!!!!!!
09:00 <ZeroDistance> I wonder if Picards boobies are as soft and yum as Dollies ;)
09:00 <lapotr> picard has the secret to eternal perky boobs
09:00 <lapotr> maybe he got a boob job
10:00 <Serenity> botox boobs
10:00 <Fez> Boobs
10:00 <Serenity> i wonder if that would work
10:00 <Serenity> botix shots in the tits
10:00 <Serenity> botox..
11:00 <lapotr> I suppose he at least can fondle someone's tits
11:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8pEKwVl9tA
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cheech and Chong: "Up In Smoke" - Am I Driving ok? (Jan 7, 2012) 0:28 - Category: Entertainment - 27,222 views - 74 likes (94.9%), 4 dislikes (5.1%)
12:00 <lapotr> [23:12:39] <Picard> i liek to fondle my tits why i jerk off
12:00 <lapotr> confirmed
12:00 <Shadowgate> yous type into an irc room thats preety hilarious
13:00 <Shadowgate> we laugh at it
15:00 <Serenity> i imagine Shadowgate to be off in his own little world
15:00 <couleurs> Shadowgate is funny lol
16:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> Shadowgate is beautiful and funny
16:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> lol
16:00 <ZeroDistance> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/1959289_747285985292800_2822468169912035659_n.jpg
16:00 <ZeroDistance> this is so cute
16:00 <ZeroDistance> aawwww
17:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> a bit young but OK
17:00 <couleurs> GAAAYYYYYYYY
18:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> MY EX IS BACK AND SHE WANTS TO WATCH NOTEBOOK BUT I WANT TO PLAY XBOX
18:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> DILEMMA
18:00 <ZeroDistance> this is how Serenity works out in the morning https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/l/t1.0-9/10257189_10152179822531840_7811939481992985964_n.jpg
18:00 <ZeroDistance> ahehaehaheheheehe <3
19:00 <Serenity> BUNNY
19:00 <Maurice> Lol I wish I was just filming the kitten, she full on went skitzo chasing her own tail then fell head first down a gap in the couch
19:00 <Maurice> All that was visible was her tail
19:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> those eyes
19:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> so adorbs
20:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> fwuffy bwunny
21:00 <ZeroDistance> ahaha
21:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1480607_10200572675233975_527922905_n.jpg
21:00 <ZeroDistance> i saved it as 'bunnycorn'
21:00 <ZeroDistance> gotsta werk out fah eastah bru!
21:00 <ZeroDistance> DAMN YOU MAURICE!
21:00 <ZeroDistance> set up cameras dammit
22:00 <ZeroDistance> kittens are wonderfully evil
22:00 <ZeroDistance> xD
22:00 <lapotr> [23:21:54] <Picard> they pay me with gallons of cum
22:00 <lapotr> wtc
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47:00 <Loof> tracked my 18mg nicotine ejuice
47:00 <Loof> should be here by morning :)
48:00 <Loof> found these crazy flavors too
48:00 <Serenity> 18mg??
48:00 <Serenity> o.O
48:00 <Loof> http://www.juiceray.com/Sedation-p/j-1037-sedation.htm
48:00 <Serenity> does that work the same as measurements for normal smokes?
48:00 <Loof> yep
48:00 <Serenity> fark
48:00 <Loof> some companies make 100mg
48:00 <Loof> lol
48:00 <Serenity> 18mg would have made me yack when i was a smoker
54:00 <Kynetic> yeah but its just nicotine.. not all the other shit that goes along with smoking
56:00 <Saemon> omg 
56:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One
56:00 <Saemon> i just watched the ultimate warriors hall of fame induction speech
56:00 <Saemon> it was awesome
56:00 <Saemon> and so tragic now that he's no longer with us
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