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00:00 <Saemon> DemonsRun 
00:06 <Excessive> Zade, I have all that stuff rite here on 12 inch
00:20 Join: beehhh ([email protected]) to #melbourne
00:37 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOLE1YE_oFQ
00:39 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Frankie Knuckles - Your Love (Jul 23, 2009) 6:53 - Category: Music - 3,459,908 views - 17,237 likes (98.2%), 308 dislikes (1.8%)
00:40 <beehhh> been so long no letter has arrived
01:00 <Saemon> wat nick did you use before?
01:00 <DemonsRun> This one
01:00 <Saemon> last month
01:00 <Saemon> what did u use?
01:00 <beehhh> Liinda how do you feel about asian people being competetive in australian job market
01:00 <DemonsRun> THIS ONE
01:00 <Saemon> bs
01:21 <Excessive> I've been playin since like 93 Zade
01:25 <beehhh> Nobody asked me how am I
01:41 <Zade> got frankie knuckles on 12 inch? should be worth a bit now he has died
02:00 <DemonsRun> Oh fuck off moron
02:00 <Saemon> ive never seen your current nick before, only in the past couple of days
02:00 <DemonsRun> Excessive: I been here for a few months haven't i
02:00 <beehhh> I might to study in Alaska
02:00 <Saemon> and yet, u know stuff about me that only a regular would know, someone who has been present in here for at least the whole of last year
02:20 <Excessive> nah, not much of his stuff got released here/played here
03:00 <Serenity> fuck off Saemon you say that shit to people you speak to every day
03:00 <beehhh> america has never been too easy
03:00 <DemonsRun> Oh thank god
03:00 <DemonsRun> Someone normal
03:00 <Excessive> DemonsRun, yesssssssssssss
03:00 <Saemon> nah really, im looking at my logs atm trying to figure out who demonrun is
03:00 <Excessive> b4 my time here even
03:00 <Saemon> and he/she is not there
03:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydfJUlXeMV8
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GTO -- Elevation (GTO Sonic Beat Remix) (Jun 21, 2011) 0 - Category: Music - 3,353 views - 34 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
03:00 <beehhh> DemonsRun how old are you 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up crippled
03:02 <Zade> my 2 older brothers use to dj a bit... so i was always around music, oldest brother was in U.K for 88'89 summer of love
04:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One i wasnt talking to you
04:00 <Saemon> shhh
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't care 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> she's been around for months
04:00 <Bastardly_One> now, move on
04:00 <beehhh> why go california where things are too expensive might as well yukon province
04:00 <Saemon> u dont look cool just because u joined Serenity and DemonsRun in dissing me
04:00 <DemonsRun> Not our fault you only have half a brain Saemon 
04:00 <Saemon> your still old and bald Bastardly_One nothings chacned
04:00 <Saemon> changed*
04:15 Quit: FredFlinstone ([email protected]) Quit: I have left the cave, see you at yours!
04:20 <Excessive> this is me in like 94, I was like 19 there .......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/1463019_10200424300564701_738257621_n.jpg
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> just got up haha
05:00 <Defunct> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE60Npeyx6s
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> aye cYbR :P :P
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Electric Six "Rubber Rocket" (Dec 29, 2006) 3:39 - Category: Music - 400,217 views - 1,200 likes (97%), 37 dislikes (3%)
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> ty for tha help
05:00 <beehhh> i cant win agaisnt asian folks they are very ruthless about achiving goals
05:06 <Liinda> http://youtu.be/vwR7AAnVzoU
05:06 <Zade> how old are you now?
05:07 <BlackDevil> Youtube: [History of Rap 5] Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake (Feb 23, 2014) 5:12 - Category: Entertainment - 640,784 views - 4,353 likes (99.1%), 41 dislikes (0.9%)
05:58 <Excessive> 39 in this end of June
06:00 <cYbR> hey PandasDontDrive 
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> can't wait to switch from this devil isp!
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> what's doing?
06:00 <cYbR> lol! they're the worst. smashing nerds in neverwinter nights
06:00 <Defunct> Girls like you, ruin the future. Girls like you, ruin my life
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
06:05 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVB2IwiYKyU
06:06 <BlackDevil> Youtube: En-Rage - Run To You (12'') (Jun 20, 2009) 5:46 - Category: Music - 42,162 views - 157 likes (97.5%), 4 dislikes (2.5%)
06:37 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> just gotta put 80 in online saver so they can take it on monday
07:00 <cYbR> whats your setup fee?
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> and BAM! save a fortune fucking telstree off
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> 79.99
07:00 <cYbR> thats not bad
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
07:00 <Defunct> This is what I turn into when I get really hungry
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> n then just 59.99 a month
07:00 <cYbR> i had to install a whole fucking phone line at my current place
07:02 <Zade> k cool
07:06 <beehhh> im 38
07:23 Quit: damibawt ([email protected]) Connection closed
07:23 <beehhh> this is current from last weekend before my hangover
07:47 <beehhh> i had 5 x 5lt casks before that
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> when
08:00 <Defunct> man become machine and machine becometh monkey
08:00 <cYbR> lucky im a bloody sparky or it would have cost a shitload
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shit
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> I was reserved when it came to being a sparky
08:06 <DemonsRun> beehhh: I think every night I look in here I see your ugly mug.
08:10 <DemonsRun> No one cares
08:28 <beehhh> they say too much of wine is no good for you....oh my darling...cant get enough of your love babie
09:00 <Zade> bbl
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> could build you a house but
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> just keep those wires away from me.
09:00 <cYbR> haha ive copped a few nasty jolts... one of them turned a finger black
09:00 <cYbR> Defunct, you quoting lyrics or something?
09:28 Join: damibawt ([email protected]) to #melbourne
10:00 <Defunct> Yeah 'Electric Six' lyrics
10:07 <Saemon> DemonsRun
10:14 <Saemon> wat nick did you use before?
10:23 <DemonsRun> This one
10:30 <Saemon> last month
10:33 <Saemon> what did u use?
10:34 <beehhh> Liinda how do you feel about asian people being competetive in australian job market
11:02 <DemonsRun> THIS ONE
11:09 <Saemon> bs
11:17 <DemonsRun> Oh fuck off moron
11:33 <Saemon> ive never seen your current nick before, only in the past couple of days
12:00 <Defunct> You might remember them from such hits as 'Gay bar' and 'High voltage' Popular singles
12:00 <cYbR> gay bar, lol
12:00 <cYbR> classic.
12:03 <DemonsRun> Excessive: I been here for a few months haven't i
12:06 <beehhh> I might to study in Alaska
12:08 <Saemon> and yet, u know stuff about me that only a regular would know, someone who has been present in here for at least the whole of last year
12:12 <Serenity> fuck off Saemon you say that shit to people you speak to every day
12:16 <beehhh> america has never been too easy
12:24 <DemonsRun> Oh thank god
12:26 <DemonsRun> Someone normal
12:28 <Excessive> DemonsRun, yesssssssssssss
12:34 <Saemon> nah really, im looking at my logs atm trying to figure out who demonrun is
12:39 <Excessive> b4 my time here even
12:42 <Saemon> and he/she is not there
12:53 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydfJUlXeMV8
12:54 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GTO -- Elevation (GTO Sonic Beat Remix) (Jun 21, 2011) 0 - Category: Music - 3,353 views - 34 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
12:56 <beehhh> DemonsRun how old are you
13:02 <Bastardly_One> fuck up crippled
13:11 <Saemon> Bastardly_One i wasnt talking to you
13:13 <Saemon> shhh
13:25 <Bastardly_One> I don't care
13:33 <Bastardly_One> she's been around for months
13:37 <Bastardly_One> now, move on
13:37 <beehhh> why go california where things are too expensive might as well yukon province
13:48 <Saemon> u dont look cool just because u joined Serenity and DemonsRun in dissing me
13:54 <DemonsRun> Not our fault you only have half a brain Saemon
13:56 <Saemon> your still old and bald Bastardly_One nothings chacned
13:59 <Saemon> changed*
14:21 <beehhh> i cant win agaisnt asian folks they are very ruthless about achiving goals
14:28 <Saemon> our?
14:28 Quit: iBiZa ([email protected]) EOF from client
14:33 <Saemon> whos our?
14:42 <Saemon> im only talking to you DemonsRun
14:54 <DemonsRun> Again.
14:56 Join: iBiZa ([email protected]) to #melbourne
14:56 <DemonsRun> Been here ages
15:00 <Flipp> alright its MORPHIN TIME!
15:02 <DemonsRun> You're a dickhead.
15:05 <Saemon> alright then
15:06 <DemonsRun> Nuff said
15:10 <Saemon> wth wats with the abuse?
15:10 <Liinda> So...
15:14 <Saemon> jesus h christ
15:19 <Saemon> the hatred in here
15:27 <Liinda> i love everyone in here
15:32 <Liinda> except for....
15:33 <Bastardly_One> [00:06] -NickOP- Registered : Mon Nov 18 10:23:29 2013 GMT
15:33 <Saemon> what is this, korriban?
15:35 <NightOwl1> nice weather we're having
15:38 <Bastardly_One> to be exact
15:44 <beehhh> try look your left and right at the traffic light you may find all foriegn faces
15:47 <Saemon> (korriban is the sith homeworld)
16:00 <Saemon> heheheh
16:00 <Saemon> thank god anzac day is over
16:00 <Saemon> phew
16:00 <cYbR> ikr. I got pissed on big time at the dawn service
16:00 <Saemon> how so?
16:00 <Saemon> what happened?
16:02 <Excessive> I lurve yew too Liinda sunshiiiiiine
16:04 <Bastardly_One> oh hi NightOwl ...
16:10 <NightOwl1> BeeWon.
16:11 <Liinda> lol awahhh Excessive xx
16:24 <Bastardly_One> I've shit to do or I'd be harrassing tahnii
16:29 <Bastardly_One> I saw ya in there *lol*
16:41 Quit: JimBob ([email protected]) Quit:
16:44 <DemonsRun> Shit Bastardly_One
16:49 <DemonsRun> Didn't realise it was that long ago
16:50 <DemonsRun> lol
16:51 Part: stevenn ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:52 <Bastardly_One> what
16:55 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooh
16:59 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's been a while
17:00 <cYbR> as in, rain
17:00 <Saemon> oh
17:00 <Saemon> u actually went to the dawn service?
17:00 <cYbR> hey Saemon 
17:00 <cYbR> yeah
17:00 <cYbR> i got army buddies. got to show off my medals and such
17:00 <Saemon> wow
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha i was just quoting lyrics on fb
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> turned it into a post for platoon in bf4 im in
17:02 <NightOwl1> Yes contributing about as much to the conversation as I am here LOL
17:03 <Saemon> get with it gramps
17:13 <DemonsRun> Hmm
17:17 <DemonsRun> Fuck time flies
17:44 <beehhh> Mr mcgaviver can I put tinted wrap on my room windows?
17:54 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
17:58 <Shadowgate> beehhh kills people of laughter
18:00 <Saemon> im sorry but i dont really care about the anzacs or watever
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> u sort ur shit out Saemon?
18:00 <Saemon> yeah man
18:00 <Saemon> all good now
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweet dude
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> I had some faggot riding my net
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> put me over the limit
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn assholes
18:00 <Saemon> hehe
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> like to meet the guy that can crack my p/w now
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
18:01 <Bastardly_One> it might of just started over there
18:08 <Bastardly_One> there's a Betty Page movie on SBS
18:11 <Shadowgate> i have known beeehhh to kill peoppe of laughter in mirc
18:16 <Shadowgate> we have the body bags
18:34 <Shadowgate> he types at 12am at night
18:39 <Shadowgate> it kills people of laughter im sorry
18:51 <doctor> beehhh is great material. I hope to know him for the rest of my days
18:52 <Shadowgate> he types at 12am into an irc room who wouldnt that kill of laughter
19:00 <Saemon> when u find him give me a holla
19:00 <Saemon> i will get my bandido mates onto him
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha 
19:00 <Saemon> pay him a lil visit
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> I ever met the guy
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'd say
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> "Pay me in drinks what you used, data wise, you wise-arse type."
19:01 <Excessive> Shadowgate, gatin everythin but ur shadow
19:07 <NightOwl1> A movie with Betty Page, or the movie about Betty Page.. I stumbled across that a while ago.. knew next to nothing about her but it was quite good
19:09 <doctor> Shadowgate are you being sarcastic?
19:29 <Shadowgate> no doctor tnot at all
19:42 <Bastardly_One> NightOwl, about ... the Notorious Betty Page
19:51 <NightOwl1> yeh thats the one I saw
20:00 <Saemon> damn whose tried brumby's nutella hot cross buns?
20:00 <cYbR> that'd learn 'im ;P
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah, over two hundred bucks in drinks
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd em up!
20:00 <cYbR> that'd get you decently sloshed
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> assuming it's decent booze
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> like Buffalo Whiskey
20:08 <doctor> there's a time to laugh, and there's a time to cry. I've never seen you cry
20:09 <Saemon> thats some fucking good shit right there
20:53 <beehhh> a few senior bodies came from gippsland tafe to award graduates
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> that stuff is nice
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> grrr none of the horde on bf4 atm :/
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont wanna play alone.
21:22 <beehhh> earlier today at miri sarawak malaysia in out curtin campus
21:27 <Crip> 20 mins left - www.tunein.radioxenu.com
22:12 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iXBuFheN2o
22:13 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ALADINO - Brothers In The Space (Analogic Big Power Mix) - 1993 (Date not found) 5:41 - Category: Music - <div class="video-extras-sparkbars"> views - 48 likes (98%), 1 dislikes (2%)
22:25 <doctor> I'll have my stead one day beehhh, then I'll invite you over on a working visa. It won't be a glorious life, some will call you a slave, but at least you will be free
22:59 <beehhh> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t31.0-8/1909370_10202777808620215_6846595380779852047_o.jpg
23:07 <doctor> Then you'll adopt the burden of the free man, and we'll fight this war together
24:00 <doctor> Playing alone is the best way to play imho
24:06 <beehhh> thanks doctor thought i died
24:19 * beehhh is happy
24:38 <doctor> You're too good to be wasted in that cest pit where you live
25:00 <doctor> Playing with others completely ruins the experience for me unless they're playing under me
25:36 <beehhh> http://www.forbes.com/australia-billionaires/
26:00 <couleurs> well playing FiFa online is funer than playing aloned...
26:20 <beehhh> gina rinehart can help us Doodle
26:22 Quit: couleurs ([email protected]) Quit: k bye
26:47 <beehhh> doctor
27:00 <doctor> gina will work for me. she'll live comfortably but not well
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I have no choice in the game I'm playing at the moment
27:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx6NnZBv6pQ
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Avril Lavigne - Hello Kitty (Official Vídeo) (Apr 22, 2014) 0 - Category: People and Blogs - 318,306 views - 4,876 likes (47.2%), 5,462 dislikes (52.8%)
27:00 <doctor> I play many online games, the opponent is just never a friend of mine
27:00 <doctor> and I do not care for the assistants of others
28:00 <Bastardly_One> won't let you just go online until you complete certain stuff
28:00 <doctor> What games this?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> GT 6
28:00 <Bastardly_One> the gaylord
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I
28:00 <doctor> Oh, that's beyond me
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
29:00 <doctor> the only racing game I played was Rush on n64
29:00 <couleurs> avril still rox!!!!!
29:00 <doctor> and i normally just enjoyed doing stunts that resulted in the best car explosions
29:11 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnC2JR-AwSc
29:12 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Datura - Devotion (Karma Marga) (May 17, 2011) 5:43 - Category: Music - 8,729 views - 48 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
29:20 <beehhh> my attention now gone to darwin nice climate n no problems of water
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm doin' alright but the whole having to pass certain licences beforehand now kind of sucks ... makes you less lasy I suppose
30:00 <couleurs> i've got gt5... it's ok
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not winning by clean racing that's for sure
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, couleurs
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you know that whole level system?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> gone
30:00 <cYbR> lol that avril video has more dislikes than likes
30:00 <couleurs> i heard gt6 is just gt5.5 not even a 6
30:00 <cYbR> I disliked it :3
31:00 <couleurs> that's why it costs $44 already
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno what it is 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah that
31:00 <Bastardly_One> damn fucking enter key again
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's why I finally got it ... was cheap
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but honestly not sure what the fuck it is yet
31:03 <beehhh> greens sending flours to the politicians
31:30 <Excessive> if beehhh only knew abt REAL politics
31:42 Join: duohfuowe ([email protected]) to #melbourne
31:56 Nick: duohfuowe is now known as steven
31:58 <doctor> It's a wasteland, it doesn't have the money of the likes of Sydney or Melbourne to smother its barren tundra with colour
31:59 Nick: steven is now known as stevenn
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you get this novice section
32:00 <Bastardly_One> then you have no choice but to try to pass the National B Licence
32:07 <stevenn> sup!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, it is 5.5 ... few extras but ... the structure is different and I don't like it 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I miss the levels
33:00 <couleurs> the sound is supposed to be awful
33:00 <couleurs> that's like the biggest flaw
34:00 <Bastardly_One> actually, now you mention it ... compared to 5
34:00 <Bastardly_One> hell yes
34:00 <couleurs> they said they're gonna patch it...
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I just got it so 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> like tonight
34:11 <Excessive> "a king's glory is his strong city ......... so incline ur ears to my law, for by me kings rule and years may be added to ur life, lest u stray away, I will come upon u and then I will not repent when ur darkness comes because u did not search me"
35:00 <couleurs> remember all the gt5 delays... that was worth the wait in the end
35:00 <couleurs> they screwed up on 6 bad
35:01 <doctor> sounds biblical
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> she's miss California
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> sluttiest thang in West L.A.
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> loves to be surrounoed, wit cocks into her frame ;)
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> unf unf
36:00 <couleurs> you'd think it'd launch on ps4 for xmas instead or something
36:41 <doctor> rather die a horrid death then abiding the laws of a sterile prophet
37:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> pff ps4
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> only an idiot would buy a ps4 now
37:00 <couleurs> sony is killen it bro
37:10 Part: stevenn ([email protected]) from #melbourne
37:33 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nzr9zBIiAP4
37:34 <BlackDevil> Youtube: HYPER SPACE - Natural System (Feb 1, 2012) 6:32 - Category: Music - 1,962 views - 15 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
38:00 <couleurs> xbox suxxxxx
38:00 <Excessive> Saemon, do u use a condom with ur escorts?
38:00 <couleurs> ps4 sales higher than xsux in every region now
38:00 <Chronologie> u guys sark. i got GameZone 1000. 1000 games in 1! hahah and i dont have to change cartreedges!
38:58 <Excessive> sounds like u have some catchin up to do then doctor
39:00 <Chronologie> pucmin, supermerrio
39:00 <couleurs> and ps4 is clearly superior running at tru 1080p
39:00 <couleurs> that rocks man!!!!!!!!
39:04 <Liinda> okies I need to go to bed. Goodnight all xxxx
39:10 <Excessive> niiiiiiiiiiiite
39:16 <Liinda> noghts Excessive xx
39:18 <doctor> catching up to what?
39:19 <Liinda> *nights
39:34 Quit: Liinda ([email protected]) Quit: Bubbles means troubles...
39:46 Quit: damibawt ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
40:36 <doctor> If you can't be a shining example Excessive, at least be a terrible warning
40:42 <Excessive> beehhh was right ......... it's a quote from the bible .......... and if u haven't read it yet ......... then it's an accound of true events in history ........... no false prophets
40:59 <Excessive> account*
41:20 Quit: beehhh ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
42:00 <cYbR> curl of durty derp erps
42:00 <Excessive> wb
42:00 <cYbR> ohai Excessive 
42:00 <Excessive> :)
43:00 <Excessive> not u, but ye ......... u 2 then
43:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!
44:00 <Chronologie> you know what is butter than a PS4!
44:00 <Chronologie> 2x PS4!!!!!
44:00 <couleurs> :)))))))
44:00 <JimmyJack> yeah this guy
44:00 <JimmyJack>  /ignore Chronologie 
44:09 Join: beehhh ([email protected]) to #melbourne
44:33 <beehhh> good to be churned and connected
45:00 <Loof> seems to be a neverending stream of tards
45:42 Part: frayedknot ([email protected]) from #melbourne (Leaving)
45:50 Join: xm ([email protected]) to #melbourne
46:00 <cYbR> Chronologie, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjZYoKYM_8Q
46:00 <Excessive> u on the dunny Loof?
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Levels - Avicii (Skrlx Remix) (Apr 10, 2012) 3:37 - Category: Music - 341,594 views - 2,934 likes (94.6%), 167 dislikes (5.4%)
46:14 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nzr9zBIiAP4
46:15 <BlackDevil> Youtube: HYPER SPACE - Natural System (Feb 1, 2012) 6:32 - Category: Music - 1,963 views - 15 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
46:18 <beehhh> my sis sponsored my mum for a months holiday in melbourne
46:24 <Excessive> ooops
46:39 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYB23bQEmLE
46:40 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Southend with Nik Fish - The Winner Is... (Sep 26, 2010) 3:20 - Category: Music - 5,229 views - 30 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
46:40 <beehhh> she imported her husband too
47:00 <Excessive> I think Loof might have me on iggy too
47:47 Quit: NightOwl1 ([email protected]) Quit:
48:00 <couleurs> he puts everyone who defeats him on ignore
48:00 <Excessive> ye, outtah sight outtah mind
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/10311161_10152494172883132_654389365331013554_n.jpg
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> moar cawfee!
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> MOAAAARRRE
49:00 <Loof> i can relate
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> aye so Bastardly_One
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> got into a sick platoon on bf4 bro
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> mostly Americans
50:00 <Loof> american servers?
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> couleurs you say sony is killin it
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> doesnt mean a damn thing
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> Xbox One was built from the ground up
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> Direct X 12 soon
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> ps4 has nothing on FuckBox
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's for real gamers that think they're gamers, and now they have to pay just like Live. For a console that's back in time.
51:00 <couleurs> umm... ps4 has better specs
51:00 <couleurs> look it up
51:30 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgDXP7m6C1o
51:32 <BlackDevil> Youtube: U.S.U.R.A.- Sweat (1993) (Aug 10, 2010) 5:22 - Category: Music - 162,284 views - 247 likes (96.5%), 9 dislikes (3.5%)
52:00 <Excessive> brb
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> specs
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> don't jerk my dick
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> sony pulled the shit off the cabinet
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> maybe 1080p now woo hoo, sure
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> but they cant run direct x 12
53:00 <couleurs> you're clueless... they're both amd based
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm not clueless, I just have no imagination.
53:00 <couleurs> except ps4 has slightly higher specs
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> for now
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> MS are taking 8 percent away from Kinect
53:21 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKQ6nINAeq8
53:22 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GO KINDERGARTEN (feat. ROBYN and SEAN COMBS and PAUL RUDD) (Jun 11, 2013) 3:00 - Category: Comedy - 11,304,300 views - 86,779 likes (94.2%), 5,308 dislikes (5.8%)
53:55 <Saemon> godddd
54:00 <Saemon> so quiet
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> leaving 2 percent
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> giving that 8 percent to dvp
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> I sold my ps4 without bothering with it
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> and the stupid killzone game
54:00 <Excessive> yo Loof
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> what you're stuck with with PS4 is something that's close enough to ps3 just better graphics
55:00 <couleurs> lol
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> any real gamers jumped to FuckBox
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol what?
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> all you play is fucking fifa 14
55:07 <beehhh> http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/20500000/Eduard-Delacroix-the-green-mile-20526588-1920-1080.jpg
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have fifa 14, i play it
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> for like five seconds
56:00 <alienated\Romeo> rex banner
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> REX BANNER!
56:00 <alienated\Romeo> hehe
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> whatta gun ay
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
56:00 <couleurs> no i have others... not call of duty though cos that's for 12 year olds like u
56:00 <couleurs> BOOMSHAKALAKA
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk CoD
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> I don't play Cod
57:00 <Loof> bf3 ftw
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont even give a fuck about the new one that's coming out
57:00 <Loof> bf4
57:00 <Loof> sorry
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> bf4 all the way
57:00 <couleurs> battlefield... same thing
57:00 <Loof> jah mon
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah loofz <3
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> it isnt the same thing couleurs
57:00 <Loof> <3
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're not a gamer
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> and im sick of your opinion.
57:00 <alienated\Romeo> can you be a gamer and a stoner at the same time?
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> all you do is tag post PS4 PS4!!!
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> and all you play is fifa 14.
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea alienated\Romeo
57:58 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hhsgDnTYW8
57:59 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Datura - Eternity 1993 (Jan 26, 2010) 5:07 - Category: Music - 555,797 views - 1,710 likes (98.5%), 26 dislikes (1.5%)
58:00 <Loof> alienated\Romeo not manystoners arenn't gamers
58:00 <Loof> most stoners are
58:00 <alienated\Romeo> cool
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahahaha loof
58:00 <couleurs> all you play is battlefield
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> many games arent weed
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> but the weed you smoke, makes the game!
58:00 <Loof> games > weed
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont only play bf4
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> some faggot rode my ned n busted my cap
58:00 <Loof> fuck
58:00 <Serenity> how much weed must one smoke to be a stoner?
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> so i cant install Thief
58:00 <Serenity> every day?
58:00 <Excessive> wannah swap some weed fo some booze again Loof?
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> if ur snoop doggalog
58:00 <Loof> i used to say at all sez
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
58:00 <Loof> but i was wrong
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
59:00 <Loof> i think it's every day now
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> well
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> the american plat im in
59:00 <couleurs> see, so you just proved it... 
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> mostly non smokers
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> just x army/marines
59:00 <Serenity> more than 50% of a week maybe?
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> funny dudes
59:00 <Loof> google it maybe
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> sezz, smokin weed or drinkin and gaming is the same thing
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> makes you shit at it
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
59:00 <Loof> yep
59:00 <Serenity> lol
59:27 <beehhh> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t31.0-8/1966045_10151997121143008_802599670_o.jpg
59:31 <beehhh> somewhere in perth
00:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!
00:00 <Loof> especially games where you gotta think
00:00 <Serenity> i just wanna know if im a stoner
00:00 <Loof> hate those games
00:00 <Serenity> i dont play games
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> naw
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> i mean
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant wait for may 1st
00:00 <Loof> i'll say this for ps4 though
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> one my best buddies gonna come around
00:00 <Loof> second son looks sick
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> n he always has the best weed
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> but like ino it'll be pizza movie + weed
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
00:00 <Loof> but that's more the devs than the platform
00:00 <Loof> get titanfall man
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> last time it was pizza drinks weed and that movie Driver with NOah watevs
00:00 <Loof> looks sick
00:46 <beehhh> too many asians but doctor way too many
01:00 <Loof> the smell from my underwear when i was on the toilet before actually burnt my nostrils
01:00 <alienated\Romeo> boobs
02:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn sick of cod shit bro
02:00 <Loof> yeah
02:00 <ZeroDistance> the next cod might be good
02:00 <alienated\Romeo> man boobs
02:00 <ZeroDistance> 3 yrs in the making
02:00 <Serenity> loof...
02:00 <ZeroDistance> just for new gen consoles
02:00 <ZeroDistance> not like Ghosts
02:00 <ZeroDistance> which was made in five minutes
02:00 <ZeroDistance> thing is if its exclusive to new gen
02:00 <alienated\Romeo> anyone had a good dinner tonight?
02:00 <ZeroDistance> it's good
02:06 <beehhh> http://www.yaf.org/uploadedImages/Blogs/UAF%20cold.jpg
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03:00 <ZeroDistance> otherwise they gotta fucken waste time moving shit around for old consoles
03:00 <ZeroDistance> waste of data
03:00 <alienated\Romeo> i have new family guy dvds
03:00 <Excessive> seems like Loof don't like the few of us that get to him at times
03:00 <Loof> ew dvd
03:00 <Loof> 480p
03:00 <ZeroDistance> leave Loof alone.
03:00 <ZeroDistance> Loof
03:00 <ZeroDistance> dvd on fuckbox
03:00 <ZeroDistance> looks about just as good as bluray
03:00 <ZeroDistance> :P
03:00 <Loof> nice
03:00 <ZeroDistance> mate last night thought i had a bluray on
03:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
03:00 <ZeroDistance> rofl
04:00 <ZeroDistance> was dvd!
04:00 <alienated\Romeo> ok porn or sleep
04:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!
04:00 <ZeroDistance> popcorn sheep?
04:00 <Loof> xbox is good at upscaling the resolution, the machine is actually really only 720p
04:00 <Loof> even ps4 is only 1080i
04:00 <alienated\Romeo> steak!
04:00 <Loof> only pc is true 1080p or even 4k
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05:00 <Loof> but consoles have the games
05:00 <alienated\Romeo> ps1
05:00 <Loof> i want evey console and a sick pc
05:44 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAbI32b02cM
05:45 <BlackDevil> Youtube: General Base - Base Of Love (part 1) (Jan 8, 2012) 5:10 - Category: Music - 2,210 views - 6 likes (85.7%), 1 dislikes (14.3%)
06:00 <ZeroDistance> fuck off with the ps4 shit couleurs
06:00 <ZeroDistance> ur not even a game u fgt
06:00 <ZeroDistance> and you're lost
06:00 <Loof> lol
06:00 <ZeroDistance> you never articulate
06:00 <ZeroDistance> have anything to say 
06:00 <ZeroDistance> except
06:00 <ZeroDistance> PS4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
06:00 <ZeroDistance> BFIFA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
06:00 <couleurs> i did... but you're an idiot
06:00 <ZeroDistance> obviously you are yea bruuu
07:00 <ZeroDistance> fuck would you buy a ps4 for
07:00 <ZeroDistance> i made that mistake and ebayed it.
07:00 <couleurs> games
07:00 <ZeroDistance> games
07:00 <ZeroDistance> WHAT GAMES?
07:00 <ZeroDistance> release games they had nothing
07:00 <ZeroDistance> and nothing good
07:00 <couleurs> same as xbox
08:00 <ZeroDistance> i had mine n got killzone
08:00 <Loof> my brother got nine kills in a row using a controller on bf4 the other day against mouse cunts
08:00 <ZeroDistance> bullshit
08:00 <Loof> big ass tv helps
08:00 <ZeroDistance> I'm not a fanboy couleurs
08:00 <ZeroDistance> couldnt give a shit
08:00 <ZeroDistance> rather be on pc
08:00 <Loof> ^
08:00 <ZeroDistance> <3
08:00 <Loof> i'm not that impressed with either of the new next gen
08:00 <Loof> <3
09:00 <ZeroDistance> yer
09:00 <ZeroDistance> <3
09:00 <ZeroDistance> just only FuckBox has a market
09:00 <alienated\Romeo> ZeroDistance got any good pc games?
09:00 <ZeroDistance> I have a laptop
09:00 <ZeroDistance> so some but nothin good i can run
09:00 <alienated\Romeo> any good games?
09:00 <ZeroDistance> :/
09:00 <ZeroDistance> naw
09:00 <alienated\Romeo> ok
09:00 <ZeroDistance> my mate sasha builds pcs
09:00 <alienated\Romeo> i like gabriel knight
09:00 <ZeroDistance> n gaming pc would do for 500 bux
09:00 <Loof> get a pc pandas bro
09:33 <Excessive> "and should they be comin askin of ur whereabouts ............. I will tell them that I never knew u"
10:00 <Loof> yep exactly
10:00 <ZeroDistance> yea loof im gonna but i have over a thouosand in court fines atm
10:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
10:00 <alienated\Romeo> Loof got any good food?
10:00 <Loof> ah fuck man
10:00 <ZeroDistance> n i cant just pull out cash out the bank all the time
10:00 <ZeroDistance> those cunts can suck my dick.
10:00 <Excessive> court fines over wat man?
10:00 <alienated\Romeo> anyone here heard of gabriel knight
10:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!
10:00 <Loof> yeah dont touch savings
10:00 <ZeroDistance> Piss Myself Seriously 4
11:00 <alienated\Romeo> ps4 seems lame
11:00 <ZeroDistance> you got thief, couleurs?
11:00 <ZeroDistance> I havent installed it yet
11:00 <ZeroDistance> tho i havent played the original games.
11:00 <Loof> i might start playing assasins creed
11:00 <couleurs> http://bgr.com/2014/04/21/ps4-vs-xbox-one-game-releases/
11:00 <Loof> graphics are sick
11:00 <alienated\Romeo> ________________________________________install this___________________________
11:00 <couleurs> http://au.ign.com/wikis/xbox-one/PS4_vs._Xbox_One_Native_Resolutions_and_Framerates
11:00 <Loof> can play with xbox controller
11:00 <couleurs> read those... you're delusional
11:00 <ZeroDistance> ac4?
11:00 <Loof> yeah
11:00 <Loof> the newest one
11:00 <ZeroDistance> i got it on 360 and xbox one
12:00 <Loof> nice
12:00 <ZeroDistance> yer
12:00 <ZeroDistance> a lot of diff
12:00 <ZeroDistance> tho
12:00 <ZeroDistance> like
12:00 <couleurs> true 1080p and more games on ps4 coming than on xbox thank u
12:00 <ZeroDistance> when u hide in bushes
12:00 <ZeroDistance> the wind doesnt move them
12:00 <alienated\Romeo> what kind of games are you guys into apart from battlefield
12:00 <alienated\Romeo> ?
12:00 <ZeroDistance> and u move around in them and they dont move around
12:00 <ZeroDistance> but
12:00 <Loof> i'm into just about all types of games alienated\Romeo 
12:00 <ZeroDistance> sayin it
12:00 <ZeroDistance> on 360
12:00 <alienated\Romeo> ahh
12:00 <Loof> but fps/racing are my fav
12:00 <ZeroDistance> it's still fucken sick
12:32 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAvVDGWfqc8
12:33 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fits Of Gloom - To Love ( Club Mix ) (Feb 9, 2009) 4:45 - Category: People and Blogs - 10,507 views - 34 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
13:00 <ZeroDistance> i was halfway thru about, till i leant it to my mate
13:00 <ZeroDistance> yea bro
13:00 <ZeroDistance> i want forza
13:00 <alienated\Romeo> i have need for speed most wanted it's good
13:00 <couleurs> http://c2.bgr.com/2014/04/ps4-vs-xbox-one-game-releases.png
13:00 <ZeroDistance> i just wish there was WRC ffs!
13:00 <Loof> get rivals romeo
13:00 <Loof> i love it
13:00 <ZeroDistance> wrc is the SHIZZZZZZZZZZZZZNET
13:00 <ZeroDistance> oh
13:00 <Loof> thought the world could be bigger
13:00 <ZeroDistance> there are some dope as fuck car games comin ay
13:00 <ZeroDistance> like umn
13:00 <Loof> jah mon
13:00 <ZeroDistance> The Club i think
13:00 <Loof> yep
13:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn
14:00 <ZeroDistance> i want that shit bro!
14:00 <ZeroDistance> XD
14:00 <Loof> i like playing splitscreen
14:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!
14:00 <Loof> with mates
14:00 <ZeroDistance> word
14:00 <ZeroDistance> what i like about xbox one
14:00 <ZeroDistance> you can have this prog
14:00 <ZeroDistance> forget what its called
14:00 <ZeroDistance> n snap ir
14:00 <ZeroDistance> it*
15:00 <ZeroDistance> so as ur playin
15:00 <ZeroDistance> it runs vids to help u thru
15:00 <ZeroDistance> hahah
15:00 <Loof> nice
15:00 <ZeroDistance> give u hints n tips, help make a noob a better player
15:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah mang
16:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!
16:00 <ZeroDistance> ps4 advantage is 1080p
16:00 <ZeroDistance> couleurs, you're the smart kid huh
16:00 <ZeroDistance> how do you like having to pay for their version of xbox live
16:00 <couleurs> yes and more games
16:00 <couleurs> 15 vs 5 for april
17:00 <ZeroDistance> direct
17:00 <ZeroDistance> x
17:00 <ZeroDistance> 12
17:00 <ZeroDistance> ps4 cant run it
17:00 <ZeroDistance> more games my shithole
17:00 <couleurs> yeah cos sony would want to run microsoft software on their console...
17:00 <Excessive> I'mnah go n water mah plants ....... mabbe the gamer kiddies will have finished by the time I get back
18:00 <ZeroDistance> i figure I at least have so many ppl on my One list had and have ps4 but prefer FuckBox One
18:00 <ZeroDistance> SONY
18:00 <couleurs> btw you know that bluray drive in your xbox... guess who owns that
18:00 <doctor> but it's 1 am where you are Excessive
18:00 <ZeroDistance> pulled everything off the shelf to build the console
18:00 <ZeroDistance> for fuck sake
18:00 <doctor> you may as well mow the lawn while you're at it
18:00 <ZeroDistance> at least MS started from the ground up
18:00 <ZeroDistance> and sure
18:00 <Excessive> 1:18
18:00 <ZeroDistance> still has issues
18:00 <couleurs> so did sony...
18:00 <ZeroDistance> bullshit they did
18:00 <couleurs> they're both amd based
19:00 <alienated\Romeo> smoke
19:00 <couleurs> same gen/architecture 
19:00 <ZeroDistance> that may be
19:00 <couleurs> only ps4 uses different (better) memory 
19:00 <ZeroDistance> i dont like
19:00 <ZeroDistance> have any prblem with you couleurs btw
19:00 <alienated\Romeo> i like uncharted
19:00 <ZeroDistance> uncharted 2 was hella smashin dope
19:00 <alienated\Romeo> :)
19:02 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCzrSGaXIek
19:03 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Glam - hells party (Nov 18, 2009) 6:36 - Category: Music - 2,606 views - 3 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
20:00 <ZeroDistance> yer ps4 does have it over xbox atm
20:00 <ZeroDistance> espekz graphic wise
20:00 <couleurs> microsoft spent too much time on entertainment bs
20:00 <ZeroDistance> yer apps etc
20:00 <ZeroDistance> only thing is
20:00 <couleurs> sony will just slowly add it in with updates
20:00 <ZeroDistance> they went ;the way of the future'
20:00 <Chronologie> MS abandoned XNA would was quite retarded
20:00 <ZeroDistance> oh srs
20:00 <ZeroDistance> ?
20:00 <ZeroDistance> couleurs
20:00 <Chronologie> which was*
20:00 <ZeroDistance> they're gonna do updates add apps?
21:00 <Loof> you wait till unreal engine 4 and the new cryengine games start coming out for all platforms
21:00 <ZeroDistance> fk xna
21:00 <Loof> then we'll see real games
21:00 <alienated\Romeo> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
21:00 <couleurs> yes there's an update coming with more stuff next week
21:00 <ZeroDistance> i mean
21:00 <Chronologie> TNA
21:00 <ZeroDistance> sweet as fuck couleurs
21:00 <Chronologie> TnA
21:00 <ZeroDistance> ^5
21:00 <ZeroDistance> wasnt sure from what I've heard
22:00 <ZeroDistance> if sony was sticking with gaming
22:00 <ZeroDistance> or moving into the future
22:00 <Chronologie> Sony is going shit in general, they'll need anything that seems to be heading towards a profit
22:00 <ZeroDistance> sony is going shit
22:00 <ZeroDistance> nintendo is going shit as fuck
22:00 <Loof> why do so many cunts still buy 2d games
22:00 <ZeroDistance> we need more competition
22:00 <ZeroDistance> new consoles
22:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn Toshiba make a fn console
22:00 <ZeroDistance> :P
22:00 <Chronologie> we need more linux distros!!
22:00 <couleurs> they sold 220k vs 110k units last month... idk i think that's profit 
23:00 <Maurice> If I could buy a SNES, I'd be all over that shit
23:00 <ZeroDistance> Maurice babe
23:00 <alienated\Romeo> man what a great steak
23:00 <couleurs> ya snes > everything
23:00 <ZeroDistance> I bought my x fiancee a snes
23:00 <alienated\Romeo> fully great
23:00 <ZeroDistance> i regret
23:00 <ZeroDistance> lament
23:00 <alienated\Romeo> need a toothpick
23:00 <ZeroDistance> I didnt buy it for me
23:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
23:00 <Chronologie> alienated\Romeo: meth bugs?
23:00 <ZeroDistance> coz she has it and she DOESNT USE IT
23:00 <Maurice> I want super mario, donkey kong and bubsy
23:00 <Maurice> Kill her
23:00 <ZeroDistance> yeaaa man
23:00 <alienated\Romeo> no steak porterhouse with salt
23:00 <couleurs> snes and n64
23:00 <ZeroDistance> i bought mario allstars
23:00 <ZeroDistance> for it
23:00 <ZeroDistance> lmao
23:00 <alienated\Romeo> =D
24:00 <ZeroDistance> if i could kill her
24:00 <Loof> time to use baby wipes on my anus
24:00 <Maurice> I used to have all 3 dks, allstars, bubsy
24:00 <ZeroDistance> I would.
24:00 <couleurs> nintendo so terrible now
24:00 <Maurice> Then my friend 'borrowed' it and returned it minus the games and power cords
24:00 <Chronologie> errr i'd kill that 'friend'
24:00 <ZeroDistance> true
24:00 <Chronologie> still know where they live?
24:00 <ZeroDistance> WE WOULD ALL KILL ANYTHING
24:00 <ZeroDistance> THIS IS IRC!
24:00 <ZeroDistance> :P
24:00 <couleurs> bring back sega thank u
24:00 <ZeroDistance> well
25:00 <ZeroDistance> sega
25:00 <Maurice> Nope, she FIFO's now
25:00 <alienated\Romeo> i can fly
25:00 <ZeroDistance> dont want much to do with nintendo atm
25:00 <ZeroDistance> i mean, lets bring out a console that;s 2 percent better than the wii without the you
25:00 <ZeroDistance> sega shouold be with sony and ms
25:00 <couleurs> sega saturn and dreamcast owned
25:00 <Maurice> PS3 has a Sega Mega Games
25:00 <Chronologie> ZeroDistance: /msg [email protected] kill ZeroDistance thisisnotreallife6667
25:00 <Maurice> Has Sonic and shit on it
25:00 <ZeroDistance> yrt
25:00 <ZeroDistance> <3 sonic
25:00 <Maurice> I had it but I kept dying in lava so traded it in
25:00 <alienated\Romeo> anyone here into bingo?
26:00 <ZeroDistance> Chronologie who in the fuck are you?
26:00 <Chronologie> nah, only two up here
26:00 <ZeroDistance> two up
26:00 <ZeroDistance> uhuh
26:00 <ZeroDistance> ignore ad
26:00 <ZeroDistance> Maurice remember as princess
26:00 <ZeroDistance> nice hovering
27:00 <ZeroDistance> n then fuck up n get in quicksand
27:00 <Loof> mario 2?
27:00 <ZeroDistance> i had mario 2
27:00 <ZeroDistance> ye
27:00 <ZeroDistance> had it on DS
27:00 <alienated\Romeo> fembots
27:00 <Loof> underated game
27:00 <ZeroDistance> they re-did it
27:00 <ZeroDistance> was sick
27:00 <Loof> i prefered it to 3
27:00 <ZeroDistance> im thinkin bout buying one of the handhelds they have
27:00 <Loof> my wife has a ds xl
27:00 <ZeroDistance> since their only market is handheld
27:00 <ZeroDistance> cool
27:00 <alienated\Romeo> anyone here drink?
28:00 <Crip> im allergic to water
28:00 <Loof> wish it was a 3ds
28:00 <ZeroDistance> I have this glass of scotch i havent sipped yet.
28:00 <ZeroDistance> yer im thinkin 2ds bro
28:00 <ZeroDistance> idc about 3ds
28:00 <alienated\Romeo> ahh okay
28:00 <ZeroDistance> i had two DS
28:00 <ZeroDistance> wait 3
28:00 <ZeroDistance> original then a new one and then another new one lol
28:00 <alienated\Romeo> (__)
28:00 <ZeroDistance> my faggot x kept my original ds
28:31 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEuOIEvp4Ow
28:32 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jaydee - Plastic Dreams (Original Version) 1993 (Jun 30, 2011) 10:14 - Category: People and Blogs - 26,945 views - 203 likes (98.5%), 3 dislikes (1.5%)
29:00 <Maurice> My son has 3DS
29:00 <ZeroDistance> i appreciate it
29:00 <Maurice> Since he got his Ipod he doesn't play it
29:00 <ZeroDistance> but im not into the 3d shit
29:00 <Loof> my wifes one has hardly been used
29:00 <Maurice> It's gathering dust somewhere
29:00 <ZeroDistance> lol Maurice
29:00 <Loof> might wait 10 years then sell it for a mint
29:00 <ZeroDistance> so it is YOURS!
29:00 <ZeroDistance> HORDE IT!
29:00 <alienated\Romeo> hi Pietsababe
29:00 <Maurice> I don't want it either
29:00 <ZeroDistance> MAKE IT YOUR BITCH!
29:00 <Loof> die PietSAbogan
29:00 <Maurice> We have too many gaming things in this house
30:00 <ZeroDistance> die thet thoif Chronologie
30:00 <ZeroDistance> lol M
30:00 <ZeroDistance> i only have fuckbox one, 360, and NES here
30:00 <alienated\Romeo> these girls just go from one party to the next
30:00 <ZeroDistance> have mastersystem 2 at mums
30:00 <Loof> alex kid!
30:00 <ZeroDistance> oh how i miss alex the kid
30:00 <ZeroDistance> YEA BRO
30:00 <ZeroDistance> LMAO
30:00 <Loof> fuck yeah
30:00 <ZeroDistance> and original sonic
30:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn
30:00 <ZeroDistance> word
30:00 <Maurice> We have wii, DS's, 3DS, ipods, 2 x ps3, ps4 and xbox one
30:00 <alienated\Romeo> sex
30:00 <alienated\Romeo> boobs
30:00 <Loof> shinobi was sick on sms
30:00 <ZeroDistance> xes
30:00 <Maurice> Plus laptops
31:00 <alienated\Romeo> bum
31:00 <alienated\Romeo> boobs
31:00 <ZeroDistance> none of us have had sex.
31:00 <alienated\Romeo> sex
31:00 <ZeroDistance> or kids
31:00 <alienated\Romeo> lol
31:00 <alienated\Romeo> ok
31:00 <ZeroDistance> and if we do
31:00 <ZeroDistance> we dont know how it happened
31:00 <ZeroDistance> we watched too much Everybody Loves Raymond
31:00 <ZeroDistance> distracted us
31:00 <ZeroDistance> :/
31:00 <alienated\Romeo> man that show sux
31:00 <alienated\Romeo> ;)
31:00 <Maurice> I'm on a Modern Family binge atm
31:00 <ZeroDistance> omgosh
31:00 <ZeroDistance> i cant stand that show
32:00 <ZeroDistance> it is good
32:00 <ZeroDistance> but just
32:00 <ZeroDistance> errgh
32:00 <ZeroDistance> i love the fat gay guy tho
32:00 <Maurice> Cam
32:00 <ZeroDistance> he cracks me up
32:00 <Maurice> I really enjoy it
32:00 <ZeroDistance> ye?
32:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
32:00 <alienated\Romeo> POT
32:00 <Maurice> Cam and Mitchell
32:00 <ZeroDistance> i cant believe he isnt gay irl
32:00 <alienated\Romeo> reefer
32:00 <ZeroDistance> they're both good
32:00 <alienated\Romeo> ganja
32:00 <alienated\Romeo> grass
32:00 <alienated\Romeo> gra$$
32:00 <ZeroDistance> brb
32:55 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sghqcbykpE
32:56 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Honeysmack - Walk On Acid (Jul 31, 2011) 5:58 - Category: Music - 3,910 views - 30 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
33:00 <ZeroDistance> gotta buy SODIE POP!
33:00 <alienated\Romeo> \_anyone work for a good company?
34:00 <alienated\Romeo> i want to be a baker
34:00 <alienated\Romeo> if you can grow up can you grow down?
35:00 <couleurs> yes i grow food
35:00 <alienated\Romeo> vagina
35:00 <alienated\Romeo> pubic hair
35:00 <couleurs> 4/20
36:00 <alienated\Romeo> food aye
36:00 <alienated\Romeo> food rules
36:00 <alienated\Romeo> :)
36:00 <couleurs> green food!!!!!!!!!!
36:00 <alienated\Romeo> 420 foods to choose from
36:00 <alienated\Romeo> =)~~
36:15 Join: beehhh ([email protected]) to #melbourne
37:00 <alienated\Romeo> don't fear the reaper
38:04 <BlackDevil> flood much
39:00 <Excessive> aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
39:00 <Excessive> bliss
40:00 <\ORDER_LoRd5`5`5`5`5`5`> sexcream
40:00 <\ORDER_LoRd5`5`5`5`5`5`> scream
40:00 <Excessive> sexcrime
40:00 <\ORDER_LoRd5`5`5`5`5`5`> sex crumb
40:00 <Excessive> nooooooooooooooooooo
40:00 <Excessive> it'sah song
40:00 <\ORDER_LoRd5`5`5`5`5`5`> ok ok
41:00 <BlackDevil> \ORDER_LoRd5`5`5`5`5`5` https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g51AcxMNH0Q
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Local News Airs Woman's Giant Cameltoe On Live TV (Apr 22, 2014) 0:34 - Category: Entertainment - 963 views - 3 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
41:00 <\ORDER_LoRd5`5`5`5`5`5`> mmm
41:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcTP7YWPayU
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eurythmics "Sex Crime" 1984 (Feb 28, 2009) 3:45 - Category: Entertainment - 672,466 views - 2,013 likes (98%), 42 dislikes (2%)
41:19 <Excessive> no other entertainment atm BlackDevil, soz
42:02 Join: lapotr ([email protected]) to #melbourne
42:26 <Excessive> Zade, add this to ur library ......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5BkZsXmJIQ
42:28 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Apotheosis - O Fortuna (Dec 1, 2010) 4:51 - Category: Music - 306,396 views - 1,776 likes (95.8%), 78 dislikes (4.2%)
43:00 <AngelsRunToo> :P
43:11 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbv-LcdLY-Y
43:12 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Walking On The Moon - The Police (Nov 22, 2009) 5:13 - Category: Music - 2,293,833 views - 5,661 likes (98.8%), 67 dislikes (1.2%)
44:00 <stevenn> :P
44:00 <AngelsRunToo> i wanna have a onesome
44:00 <stevenn> do it
44:00 <AngelsRunToo> soon
44:00 <AngelsRunToo> :)
44:22 <Zade> i use to like Obumbratta by apotheosis
44:30 <Excessive> rite
45:00 <AngelsRunToo> getting drunk dosn't give me hard ons
45:00 <AngelsRunToo> getting drunk doesn't give me hard ons
45:00 <alienated> 0some
45:00 <alienated> godsome
46:00 <alienated> income
46:00 <alienated> some
46:00 <alienated> some1
46:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Salt-N-Pepa - Push It (Oct 6, 2009) 4:27 - Category: Music - 16,433,445 views - 61,325 likes (97.4%), 1,622 dislikes (2.6%)
46:00 <alienated> somecome
46:05 <BlackDevil> Excessive http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/dma-1011.jpg
46:56 <Excessive> good, better, the best
46:58 Quit: Zade ([email protected]) Quit:
47:00 <alienated> Zero Distance do you like Garbage?
47:00 <alienated> i like them
47:00 <alienated> aye
47:56 <beehhh> asian breeds faster than any known species
48:00 <Excessive> push eet real goooood
48:00 <alienated> pusherman
48:00 <alienated> im your pusherman
48:00 <alienated> :P
48:21 Quit: lapotr ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
48:59 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIXqmt0zw3Y
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: L . A . Style James Brown Is Dead ( Original Mix ) (Feb 15, 2010) 5:42 - Category: Music - 409,852 views - 1,825 likes (97.4%), 49 dislikes (2.6%)
49:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn hell
49:00 <romeo> _/-/_\-_\
49:00 <ZeroDistance> woke up late
49:00 <ZeroDistance> was sposed go town
49:00 <ZeroDistance> i think im ringing the wrong number find out whats happening lol
49:00 <ZeroDistance> my bff
49:00 <romeo> i know no good websites
50:00 <hackt> sausages
50:00 <hackt> -O--O-
50:00 <hackt> -O--O-\
50:00 <ZeroDistance> I know one
51:00 <ZeroDistance> e-fuct
51:00 <hackt> www.?
51:00 <ZeroDistance> :P
51:00 <hackt> i c
51:00 <ZeroDistance> funniest shit ever
51:00 <ZeroDistance> EFUKT
51:00 <ZeroDistance> fine it
51:00 <ZeroDistance> find*
51:00 <ZeroDistance> some hilarious vids on there alienatedRomeoHACKT
51:00 <alienatedRomeoHACKT> ok :)
51:31 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bdb_1398518047
51:36 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Truck driver without hands busted by police (Date: Apr-25-2014, 2 hours ago) - Views: 625 - Played: 1753
52:00 <\_alienated\_Romeo\_HACKT\_> www.porn-files.com
52:00 <\_alienated\_Romeo\_HACKT\_> i fuckt that up
52:08 <beehhh> http://s2.hubimg.com/u/1144269_f260.jpg
53:00 <\_alienated\_Romeo\_HACKT\_>    What you can try: 
53:00 <\_alienated\_Romeo\_HACKT\_>      You are not connected to the Internet. Check your Internet connection  
53:00 <\_alienated\_Romeo\_HACKT\_>      Retype the address.  
53:00 <\_alienated\_Romeo\_HACKT\_>      Go back to the previous page. 
53:00 <\_alienated\_Romeo\_HACKT\_> bored
53:00 <\_alienated\_Romeo\_HACKT\_> i want another hooker
53:00 <\_alienated\_Romeo\_HACKT\_> somethings ya just can't talk about
54:00 <\_alienated\_Romeo\_HACKT\_> sux
54:00 <\_alienated\_Romeo\_HACKT\_> dirty
54:00 <\_alienated\_Romeo\_HACKT\_> talk
54:00 <\_alienated\_Romeo\_HACKT\_> talk dirty
54:00 <\_alienated\_Romeo\_HACKT\_> baby
54:00 <\_alienated\_Romeo\_HACKT\_> :)
54:00 <\_alienated\_Romeo\_HACKT\_> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
54:00 <\_alienated\_Romeo\_HACKT\_> gotta sow my oats
55:00 <\_alienated\_Romeo\_HACKT\_> gotta sow my oats
55:00 <\_alienated\_Romeo\_HACKT\_> and drink more coffee
55:00 <\_alienated\_Romeo\_HACKT\_> http://grooveshark.com/#!/album/When+The+Sun+Goes+Down/6481911
55:54 Quit: cYbR ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
56:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10152422_537650429676612_396771789851230203_n.jpg
56:00 <AnihiLatorE> sex
56:00 <AnihiLatorE> bomb
56:00 <AnihiLatorE> boob
56:10 <Excessive> I'll have to share that BlackDevil
57:00 <bOOb_BomB> still got some more steak to cook
57:00 <bOOb_BomB> why can't i sleep at night?
57:00 <romeo> __________________
57:08 Join: frayedknot ([email protected]) to #melbourne
57:11 <beehhh> BlackDevil is alaska good
58:00 <romeo> __________________
58:00 <romeo> _________________
58:00 <romeo> _____________________
58:00 <romeo> ____________
58:00 <romeo> ______________________
58:00 <romeo> zzzz
58:00 <doctor> because sleep is for animals. you are an ubermensch!
58:00 <romeo> mmm
59:00 <ZeroDistance> I like animals
59:00 <ZeroDistance> when I can shove the pills up my arse myself
59:00 <ZeroDistance> it's nice to know a horse can do it.
59:00 <romeo> 2whats at the end of satans rainbow
59:00 <BlackDevil> poop
59:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn chicks n clubs
59:37 <Excessive> jus fo the lols ......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zYN-K6aesE
59:38 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Holy Noise - James Brown is Still Alive (Original Version) (Feb 1, 2010) 5:32 - Category: Music - 78,156 views - 260 likes (97.4%), 7 dislikes (2.6%)
00:00 <ZeroDistance> not picking up her fone BlackDevil
00:00 <ZeroDistance> prob not because im not there hahahahahaha
00:00 <romeo> 10i smoked alot of weed today
00:00 <stevenn> same
00:00 <ZeroDistance> share the weed.
00:00 <romeo> :)
00:10 <beehhh> bebra
01:00 <ZeroDistance> <3
02:00 <romeo> \quit when centrelink gets a real job then i will get a real job too
02:00 <romeo> 333
02:27 <BlackDevil> i dont know
02:29 <BlackDevil> is it
02:49 <beehhh> 731,449 (2012) Alaska, Population
03:18 <beehhh> today i was norell's bitch sucked her off
03:23 <Excessive> k, finished teh bourbon now ........ that was like a gd 3 days worth of drinks fo me ........... movin on to sdome coffee
04:00 <Excessive> wat's wrong with this? "sucked her off"
04:23 <beehhh> you might aswell browse thru the maccas bin
06:41 Part: frayedknot ([email protected]) from #melbourne (Leaving)
06:47 <Excessive> tha'd be Saemon after he'd spend all his cash on the escorts beehhh
08:00 <Saemon> bas
08:00 <Saemon> simba
08:33 <Excessive> orraite ............ movin on from house into some trance
09:02 <Excessive> trance is awse if u're on the rite stuff
10:18 <beehhh> lets call it a night from my side brain tumors are hurting the peace
10:26 Part: beehhh ([email protected]) from #melbourne
10:37 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSj4EOq9Ivk
10:38 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jam and Spoon - The Age Of Love [HD] (Dec 31, 2010) 6:53 - Category: Music - 10,244 views - 71 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
12:17 Join: Ana_Ng ([email protected]) to #melbourne
13:24 <xm> hi Ana_Ng
13:51 <Excessive> trivia girl is back
15:10 <xm> Which Austalian label released the song 'I killed Anna Woods' ?
15:22 <Excessive> donno maaaaaan
15:24 <Ana_Ng> hi
15:31 <Excessive> nevah heard it/of it
16:06 Quit: koalabeer ([email protected]) austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by kenya)
16:13 Join: koalabeer ([email protected]) to #melbourne
16:21 <Excessive> though the break in that ^ track is spine shiverrrrring .............. if u're eeeeeein
17:47 <xm> oh it was called Fuck Anna Wood
17:54 <xm> listened to it again after all these years, pretty terrible
18:26 Quit: xm ([email protected]) Quit: Asexuals cant be fucked.
20:00 <Saemon> fuck
20:00 <Saemon> this room is so quiet
20:22 <Excessive> Bastardly_One
20:42 <Excessive> oi Bastardly_One stop gamin yah big kid
21:31 <BlackDevil> what is the best way to poop
21:58 Quit: Shadowgate ([email protected]) Quit:
22:05 <Excessive> by partin yah bum cheeks I s'pose
23:00 <Serenity> eat a knob
27:00 <Saemon> omg Serenity
27:00 <Saemon> most embaressing thing happened to me today
27:57 * Saemon pushes Excessive
28:00 <Saemon> so i was lining up at the checkout, this hot brunette chick comes line up behind me
28:17 <Excessive> how can it be ........... on a sat nite .......... on a long weekend ......... that it is so dead in here?
28:32 Quit: Sponge ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
29:00 <Saemon> then she moves to the line next to me and we where parallel to eachother
29:33 <Ana_Ng> another long weekend?
29:38 <Excessive> aye
30:00 <Serenity> omg how embarrassing
30:00 <Saemon> i didnt want to make it obvious that i was checking her out so i kept my head straight forward, but my eyes were darted towards her and pretend to look around every so often
30:00 <Saemon> so i could glance at her properly
30:00 <Saemon> anyway, i noticed that she kept on looking at me
30:00 <Saemon> checking me out
31:00 <Saemon> i felt really happy too, but also thought it was too good to be true
31:00 <Saemon> and turns out it was
31:00 <milk> kid?
31:00 <Chronologie> cross eyed?
31:00 <Saemon> cause then i got home, i realised that the shirt i had on was the one i had been using as a hanky for the past week
31:00 <Chronologie> vision impaired?
31:08 <Saemon> Excessive u watch game of thrones?
31:28 <Excessive> I don't game Saemon
31:43 <Saemon> ic
31:51 <Excessive> orraite ......... I'mnah go n water mah plants ......... n I think that this might be long enough by the time I get back ........ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoFAGjkUdsc
31:52 <Saemon> how was ur day today
31:52 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jam and Spoon - Follow Me (Full Track) [HD] (Dec 28, 2010) 12:40 - Category: Music - 120,580 views - 629 likes (98.4%), 10 dislikes (1.6%)
31:56 <Excessive> bbs
32:00 <Serenity> ffs
32:00 <milk> classy
32:00 <Saemon> its a black t-shirt so tried snot stains were very visible on it oh my gosh
32:00 <Saemon> im never goin back to that coles again
32:00 <Serenity> yuck
32:00 <Serenity> stfu
32:00 <Chronologie> keep 'em coming Saemon. ive never heard of such fucked up stories in my life. it could be useful someday when i need to piss someone off
32:00 <Saemon> so dried* snot stains
32:01 <Saemon> :(
32:45 <doctor> It's 2am Excessive!
33:00 <ZeroDistance> sezz
33:00 <milk> have you got nasal babies?
33:00 <ZeroDistance> pls ban this mofo
33:00 <ZeroDistance> <3
33:00 <ZeroDistance> before i slit his eyelids iun half
33:09 <doctor> May as well go mow the lawn
33:33 <Ana_Ng> you're supposed to water at night
33:42 <Ana_Ng> less evaporation
34:00 <ZeroDistance> so he can see it when i stab him in the face.
34:00 <ZeroDistance> <3
34:00 <ZeroDistance> haha
34:00 <Serenity> lol
34:00 <ZeroDistance> lmao
34:00 <ZeroDistance> watched it earlier
34:00 <ZeroDistance> lols
34:03 <doctor> I don't know what books you're reading
35:00 <Saemon> i had a cold the past week
35:00 <Saemon> was goin through tissues like crazy
36:00 <Saemon> so decided to use the shirt 
36:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge2FHDf_L78
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: the_parlor_dsl (Mar 4, 2006) 10:56 - Category: Comedy - 411,133 views - 2,211 likes (95.6%), 101 dislikes (4.4%)
37:12 <Chronologie> indoor plants
37:39 <Chronologie> he's got a tiny set up
37:45 <Ana_Ng> oh
38:45 <Chronologie> i wouldnt water plants at this hour for the simple reason i could be watering the driveway for 30 mins in the dark and not know it
39:13 <Chronologie> they need a torch strapped onto a hose like what they do with rifles
39:53 <doctor> That's why it's ideal at this hour to mow the lawn
40:00 <Saemon> bored_biATCHHH
40:00 <Saemon> i can make u excited :P
40:07 <doctor> and the more turf, the better
40:10 <Chronologie> and then use a chainsaw to take down a large tree
40:33 <doctor> of course
40:38 <Ana_Ng> neighbor of the year
40:59 <doctor> best to get it all out the way before you wake up
41:18 <Chronologie> you'd be an even better if you woke them up to give them a heads up to move their car out of the way -- just in case
41:23 <Chronologie> better neighbour*
41:36 <Chronologie> but it'd be safe for them and their kids to remain inside
42:00 <Chronologie> she's looking at your shirt
42:00 <Saemon> hrmm about that shirt
42:00 <Saemon> my memory is abit fuzzy
42:43 <Chronologie> and then after spending 30 minutes watering your driveway and 1hr watering your plants and lawn... return the long hose back to the neighbour's property and turn off their tap
43:00 <Chronologie> that's what good neighbours do
43:00 <Saemon> but the stains on it might have not only been mucous...
43:00 <Saemon> if u know what i mean
43:00 <bored_biATCHHH> behaveee
43:00 <Chronologie> did you spend a lot of time in the library during school?
43:00 <Saemon> yep
43:00 <Chronologie> alone?
43:00 <Saemon> mostly at lunch time
43:03 <Chronologie> in Australia
43:06 <Saemon> when u live on a secluded farm property
43:13 <Saemon> u can mow the lawn at this hour
43:19 <Chronologie> really?
43:30 <Chronologie> can you grow crops and cattle too
43:32 <doctor> Sometimes you can get it out the way with out them knowing. Just jump over their fence at 2am or so and do up their garden, you can't trust them to do it themselves
43:38 <Saemon> yeah because no one else lives near you
43:44 <Chronologie> i see your point Saemon
43:47 <Saemon> therefore, no neightbors next door to hear the nouse
43:49 <Saemon> noise*
44:00 <Chronologie> kids wanted to beat you up?
44:00 <Saemon> well not really, the librarians talked to me alot
44:00 <Chronologie> what about
44:00 <Saemon> id go hang out with them
44:00 <Saemon> help them out putting books away during lunch
44:00 <Chronologie> did you eat scones with them
44:00 <Saemon> oh we just talked about classes
44:00 <Chronologie> oh you gossip
44:00 <Saemon> like wat im currently studying in english or something
44:13 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb6KkU5g5wM
44:14 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rollins Band Divine (Nov 18, 2012) 4:02 - Category: Music - 1,310 views - 8 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
44:19 <Skirmish> Get some culture into you.
44:33 <Chronologie> i will use water appropriately to water the lawn. but i will be careful with how much i'd use if their house was on fire -- i dont want them to rack up a huge bill
45:00 <Chronologie> what things do you like reading about?
45:07 <Skirmish> Chronologie: If you use your garden hose to assist in putting a fire out you get a credit from the water board.
45:18 <Chronologie> interesting
45:18 <Skirmish> Stop being a tight ass.
46:00 <Saemon> sci fi and insects
46:00 <Saemon> anything about insects
46:00 <Chronologie> what sort of sci fi?
46:00 <Saemon> aliens
46:00 <Saemon> animorphs
46:00 <Saemon> back then
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> fn hell
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> man
46:03 <doctor> fires good for bush, just gotta let it burn once in a while
46:20 <Chronologie> <Nature> brb smoko
46:20 <Ana_Ng> maybe you should live where water is plentiful
46:25 <Chronologie> nothing like a break now and then
46:39 <Chronologie> if nature doesnt have a break she'll go psychotic and start massive wildfires
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> said i cant go out friday
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> get txt earlier
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> n call
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn tryina call find out about tomorraz
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> probably inna club cant hear the fone ring
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup Saemon
47:00 <Saemon> nm man
47:23 <doctor> yeah smoking is good for stralia
47:24 <Chronologie> some of my relatives get basically free power from the hydro near Niagara
47:42 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Quit: MY DING ALING, MY DING ALING, I WANT YOU TO PLAY ... WITH MY DING ALING!
47:51 <Saemon> lol niagara = viagra
47:59 <Chronologie> Lol
48:00 <Saemon> cool u goin out tomoro?
48:00 <Saemon> wish i could man
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah dont want to bro
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> this chick is my bff
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> rather he come over
48:00 <Chronologie> brb smoko
48:00 <Saemon> got pic?
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> n ill take her to greek restaurant
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> um
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck me
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> fine
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> promise u wont show anyone?
48:41 <Chronologie> Saemon we are connecting
48:56 <Saemon> =)
49:00 <Saemon> yep
49:49 <Excessive> rite
49:56 <Excessive> that done
50:01 <Chronologie> was it sprouts?
50:03 <Chronologie> i forget
50:14 <Excessive> though I deff gottah do somethin abt them possums chowin at mah plants]
50:24 <Saemon> was it pot plants u watering?
50:26 <Chronologie> that's a problem i certainly dont have to worry about
50:27 <Saemon> weed
50:38 <doctor> of course Saemon, but he won't admit to it
50:40 <Excessive> nah not weed
51:04 <Excessive> weed jus ain't worth the risk to my likin
51:16 <Excessive> I'd rather jus pay fo it
51:17 <doctor> tomatoes grow with no problem, you don't need to look after them
51:30 <Excessive> easier to conceal than a fck setup
51:39 <Excessive> fckn*
51:41 <Chronologie> lemons seem to grow quite easily
51:42 <Saemon> yeah the penalty for growinf is much more harsh
51:52 <Saemon> 10 years + prison time
51:54 <Chronologie> but who needs heaps of lemons...
51:55 <Saemon> fuck that
51:58 <Q{{> http://www.pri.org/stories/2014-04-24/could-migraine-suffers-finally-have-new-form-effective-relief
52:11 <Ana_Ng> possums on indoor plants?
52:20 <doctor> takes a few years but they don't take much care
52:26 <Excessive> no ............. outdoor plants ............ duh
52:29 <Chronologie> he took photos ages ago that looked like they were indoor plants
52:33 <Chronologie> he probably has others now
52:53 <Ana_Ng> see chronologie
53:04 <Chronologie> they always talk about medical breakthroughs
53:24 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/1723087_10201266591461447_1273706617183337468_n.jpg
53:25 <Saemon> sisha
53:29 <Saemon> smoke that
53:40 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10259735_10201241408111879_7559910672459427234_n.jpg
54:33 <Chronologie> do you know much about permaculture Excessive ?
54:54 <Saemon> premature?
55:10 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HgZe3dUltk
55:12 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jones and Stephenson - The First Rebirth [HD] (Dec 30, 2010) 6:08 - Category: Music - 252,517 views - 1,681 likes (98.8%), 21 dislikes (1.2%)
55:12 <Chronologie> stop premature speculating Saemon ;)
55:25 <Saemon> lol
55:51 <Excessive> Chronologie, no ............ I jus do it out of boredom/somethin to occupy myself with
55:59 <BlackDevil> nice weed plant
56:00 <BlackDevil> 16y/o girl killed at school after possible dispute about the school's junior
56:00 <BlackDevil> bitch got picky
56:07 <Chronologie> what happened to music stuff
56:22 <Excessive> music is still there too
56:22 <Chronologie> id rather mix with decks with those plastic plants that dance to music
56:57 <Excessive> Chronologie, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm4NSvNaEDk
56:59 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Excessive - Muck Around 17-04-14 (Apr 17, 2014) 01:24:57 - Category: Entertainment - 30 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
57:40 <Chronologie> oh good a real video
58:03 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbLGe2y0t-A
58:04 <BlackDevil> Youtube: News Airs a Womans GIANT Camel Toe (Apr 23, 2014) 0:34 - Category: People and Blogs - 491 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
58:11 <Chronologie> not a set + images of girls in bikinis on the beach
59:00 <Maurice> I read the news today, some stupid fucking CUNT, got life in America for beating her 4yr old to death
59:00 <Maurice> Because he 'walked and talked gay'
59:00 <BlackDevil> yea that a black guyh
59:00 <Maurice> No, was a white chick
59:00 <Maurice> Her bf only got 12 yrs
59:21 <Chronologie> are you ever going to play Shad's "Electro Rush" at an event?
59:43 <Chronologie> it's about time he gets his break
00:00 <Chronologie> nah, she wasnt black. probably latin
00:00 <Maurice> Whatever she was, deserves the death penalty
00:00 <Chronologie> if they didnt kill the kid over that it would have eventually been something else
00:00 <Chronologie> they were clearly not right in the head
00:11 <simba> is BlackDevil trying to bond with people by randomly linking them to flat chested photoshopped angels via 4chan again
00:27 <simba> or worse..... cam trannies
00:49 <BlackDevil> you need new trannie porn simba?
00:53 <Chronologie> the only time i read what BlackDevil says is when it's from the YouTube description
01:00 <Chronologie> they should be locked up for life at the very least...because although you can take existing kids away...im not sure if you can prohibit them from having any further?
01:00 <Maurice> The mother will get parole in 25 yrs
01:19 <simba> well thats why you cant put him on ignore, useful bot that
02:00 <Maurice> The other 3 kids got taken
02:00 <Chronologie> owuldnt be fertile by then
02:00 <Maurice> But why does it take the death of a child for this to happen
02:00 <Chronologie> we hope
02:00 <Maurice> The 8yr old daughter had to testify about how the mother and her bf beat this kid
02:00 <Chronologie> problem is that if they had to take away kids without solid evidence the child welfare system would be overwhelmed as it is
02:53 <Chronologie> if BlackDevil wants to talk to me he'd have to make YouTube videos and communicate via brief YouTube Titles and get someone else to post 'em
03:00 <Chronologie> even when they have witnesses like that it can take a while to get through
03:00 <Maurice> She'd been done for violence before this
03:00 <Chronologie> im generalising about the system
03:00 <Chronologie> it seems that it does take a bit before they take action even when it becomes obvious where it;s heading
03:05 <Chronologie> :)
03:43 <Saemon> lol simba
03:56 <Saemon> hi 5
04:00 <Saemon> such a sad story
04:00 <Saemon> just because one is physically capable of producing a child
04:00 <Saemon> does not mean one should have one
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> bbs 
05:00 <Saemon> she should have never been a mother
05:00 <Chronologie> you've got to wonder though where you draw the line over who gets to have their kids taken away
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think it's glass lf sctotch time.
05:00 <Chronologie> some cases are more obvious than others of course
05:05 <simba> welcome to ocarina of rhyme
06:00 <Q{{> A British support group has been founded for people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. The Anomalous Mind Management, Abductee, Contactee Helpline will stage a conference in Hastings to allow people to share their experiences without being teased.
06:00 <Maurice> Someone should take my kids, because they're so damn annoying
06:00 <Maurice> And I could use a kid free holiday
06:00 <Chronologie> just 2?
06:00 <Maurice> 3
06:00 <Maurice> And a kitten, so 4
07:00 <Saemon> let them go stay with uncle beehhh Maurice
07:00 <Maurice> Dont be stupid
07:00 <Saemon> rofl
07:00 <Chronologie> i'll be getting another tabby
08:00 <Chronologie> probably near the end of the year
08:00 <Saemon> beehhh and beagle team babysitters
08:00 <Chronologie> my favourite cat so far has been a tabby...his gone...but i want another tabby...even though i know all cats are unique...i just want to pretend that it's him again
08:00 <Chronologie> he's*
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09:18 <Saemon> hrm
09:41 <Saemon> seems like a good place to share my erotic sci fi fictions
10:00 <Maurice> My last baby was a big fat ragdoll
10:00 <Maurice> I still miss him
10:00 <Chronologie> ah yeah played with one last year
10:00 <Maurice> He was only a year old when he died
10:00 <Maurice> He was big, fat, curly headed fuck
10:36 <Saemon> i was adopted by a race of humanoid aliens from venus whose entire race are only females and all looks identical to eachother, all looking like megan fox
10:59 <Saemon> and megan fox is in fact one of them, sent here to infilterate and learn about earth
11:00 <Chronologie> what cause?
11:00 <Maurice> Tear in his liver
11:00 <Maurice> Leaked into his belly
11:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/1794827_10152275274955844_1362595939_n.jpg
11:00 <Chronologie> the liver is generally resilient
11:00 <Chronologie> odd
11:00 <Maurice> Thats MY shoe next to him..
11:18 <Saemon> and i was abducted by them to perform sexual experiments on
12:00 <Maurice> He was an indoor cat, so they're still baffled
12:08 <Q{{> she impregnate u, Saemon
12:21 <doctor> They could have sent a better ambassador. megan fox is as generic as they come
12:48 <Q{{> they have more kinky version for u doctor
13:00 <Maurice> A vet nurse told me it happens when they land on their belly on a fence or something, he used to do that on the sink in the laundry
13:00 <Chronologie> yeah i was guessing the fence thing at first
13:31 <Q{{> how many tentacles can u handle doctor
14:00 <Chronologie> maybe if they dont spend much time outside they get a bit unco
14:00 <Chronologie> dunno
14:00 <Maurice> I'd turn the vacuum on and he's leg it for the laundry and hide behind the washing machine, whilst falling on the sink
14:00 <Maurice> He'd*
14:24 <doctor> depends on the circumstances
14:40 <Q{{> dont be shy doctor u can tell
15:28 <Q{{> Saemon, megan fox ever sprout tentacles from her bossoms?
15:36 <simba> calm down Q
15:47 <doctor> Well, it's hard to say really. Maybe as many as a chow mein?
16:40 <Q{{> pls send simba a few face huggers!
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17:26 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10273964_537444499697205_2415199062831511568_n.jpg
17:41 <Q{{> gotta shower then go hire some elvis outfit for my vegas trip
17:52 <doctor> Q{{, no need to fret
17:56 <Q{{> i got $3k for 3 day trip
18:30 <Q{{> then go to valley of fire to look sacred indian pipe
19:00 <Excessive> rite
19:00 <Excessive> that was one hour's worth of catchin up with 2 day's worth of fb
19:07 <Q{{> ^ Excessive
19:39 <Saemon> nah doctor
20:00 <Saemon> the thing is, their whole entire species all look like megan fox
20:00 <Maurice> Shut up your conspiracy face
20:18 <Saemon> they are a species where they all look identical to eachother
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20:23 <Q{{> theyre clone from the queen
20:31 <Saemon> possibly
20:45 <Saemon> think of the clonetroopers from star wars
20:46 <Q{{> they shunt males
20:53 <Q{{> and they only use men for food
20:56 <Q{{> ?
21:00 <Excessive> huh?
21:10 <Saemon> hrm yeah but not really
21:14 Part: Trail ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:21 <Saemon> they eat semen only
21:24 <Q{{> they feed on seme which is a delicacy
21:32 <Saemon> lol ^5
21:41 <Saemon> great minds think alike Q{{
21:49 <Q{{> ^ Saemon
21:55 <Saemon> semen is to them what blood is to vampires
22:00 <Saemon> hrm i have a feeling
22:00 <Saemon> that the actor who plays the dad in 7th heaven
22:22 <Saemon> they have to keep males alive to milk from the males fresh semen for food
22:45 <Saemon> like how we keep chicken alive for their eggs and cows for their milk
23:00 <Saemon> will be the next 'hey dad' case
23:00 <Saemon> what about the actor who played the dad in the brady bunch?
23:00 <Chronologie> yes, im sure he hit on all the girls
23:00 <Saemon> the boys too
23:00 <Chronologie> everyone knew about how perverted he was
23:14 <Saemon> im the queens personal cattle
23:36 <Q{{> simba is the queens worker
23:53 <Saemon> to im stuck in a cage in her bedroom with my hands and legs tied and mouth gagged
23:58 <Saemon> so im stuck*
24:00 <Q{{> for building roads and other constructions
24:00 <Chronologie> he was a ladies man in real life
24:00 <Saemon> who?
24:00 <Chronologie> the guy who played Mr Brady
24:00 <Saemon> the brady bunch dad, or the 7th heaven dad?
24:00 <Saemon> ah
24:00 <Chronologie> although he mysteriously died of AIDS
24:00 <Saemon> damn
24:00 <Chronologie> but he loved hte ladies!
24:00 <Chronologie> you're onto something son
24:00 <Chronologie> it's your intuition
24:00 <Saemon> well u can get aids through vaginal intercourse as well though
24:00 <Maurice> Ugh
24:26 <Saemon> and whenever she feels hungry, she'd come over and suck on my penis, akin to how a mothers teat is sucked for milk
24:45 <Q{{> she feeds u well Saemon ?
24:56 <simba> l0o
25:00 <simba> shut up you dumbasses
25:00 <Maurice> Saemon is projecting
25:00 <Chronologie> of course
25:33 <Saemon> so im being held prisoner by her and basically im getting a bdsm style blow job from a megan fox lookalike every few hours ever day, what more could a man want?
25:55 <Saemon> Q{{ well yes and no, she mainly feeds me pineapple
25:59 <Saemon> for obvious reasons
26:15 <Saemon> and aside from that, im only fed boring healthy stuff like veggies and fruits
26:27 <Saemon> so thats considered as feeding me well
26:41 <Saemon> but so boring cuz no fun junk food lke maccas chocolate ice cream etc
27:00 <Chronologie> he'd probably go to a family picnic and do a plivent: "pedo...pedo.....yep...him too....pedo...king pedron"
27:03 <Saemon> cuz those type of foods makes cum taste bitter
27:08 <Saemon> the queen doenst like that
27:37 <Q{{> gotta make a move
27:43 <Q{{> shower bbl
27:51 <Saemon> aight laters
28:40 <Saemon> simba is in the same situation as me
29:00 <Saemon> pedimus prime
29:00 <Excessive> hehehehehehe
29:00 <Chronologie> are you an only kid Saemon ?
29:00 <Saemon> no
29:14 <Saemon> except that instead of being held prisonor for cum by a race of megan fox lookalikes
29:37 <Saemon> and alien race whose captured him are all a race of ivan milat lookalikes
29:49 <Saemon> the( alien race
29:55 <Saemon> the* alien race
29:59 <Saemon> lol
30:00 <Chronologie> youngest?
30:00 <Saemon> 2nd youngest
30:00 <Saemon> 3 older siblings
30:00 <Saemon> 1 younger sibling
30:00 <Chronologie> what's the age gap between you and the youngest
30:00 <Saemon> 2
30:02 <Saemon> speaking of which
30:07 <Saemon> ivan milat
30:20 <Saemon> ppl still use his name to threated others about prison
31:00 <Saemon> u writing my autobiography?
31:00 <Chronologie> no, just trying to get to the roots of your arrested development
31:05 <Saemon> like 'ohh i hope that rapist gets put the same cell as ivan milat so milat could rape him n fuck him up" etc etc
31:29 <Saemon> are they forgetting that ivan milat
31:34 <Saemon> is like 80 yrs old now??
32:00 <Saemon> wats dat mean?
33:00 <Chronologie> just meant you got 'stuck' somewhere in life and havent moved on
34:00 <Defunct> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG3PnQ3tgzY
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Taco - Puttin' on the Ritz (Original Uncensored Version) (May 17, 2007) 4:34 - Category: Music - 6,161,888 views - 27,257 likes (97.5%), 698 dislikes (2.5%)
34:13 <simba> k
36:00 <Excessive> brb
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> toasted sangas ftw
43:23 <Excessive> 3:33
44:00 <Excessive> bonneh
44:00 <Bonny> yo
45:00 <Excessive> soup
45:00 <Bonny> no thanks
45:00 <Excessive> wassabi
45:00 <Bonny> nup
45:57 <simba> wAynE RoOnEy
48:00 <Saemon> shes not gona eat any of your food
48:00 <Saemon> she thinks u came in it
48:00 <Bonny> lol
48:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10153082_306926546127553_909072759096891459_n.jpg
49:00 <Excessive> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/10177434_473052459463158_6760244635822451871_n.jpg
49:00 <Bonny> photoshopped
50:00 <Excessive> tis ok Saemon, u eat maccas where 15yr olds think it great fun gollyin in the burgers that they sell
50:00 <Defunct> Dressed up like a million dollar trooper. Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper, super duper
51:00 <Saemon> awwww shiz
51:00 <Saemon> wats dis Defunct?
51:00 <Saemon> battle rap??
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53:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG3PnQ3tgzY
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Taco - Puttin' on the Ritz (Original Uncensored Version) (May 17, 2007) 4:34 - Category: Music - 6,161,929 views - 27,257 likes (97.5%), 698 dislikes (2.5%)
54:00 <Excessive> ye Saemon, carryin on like some fckn know it all that in fact knows fck all
56:00 <Bonny> *burp*
56:00 <Saemon> yo yo Excessive shut your ugly fat face, u think your fucken ace but reality is mate you a fucking disgrace
57:00 <Excessive> call ur connections maaaaaaaaaaaaan
57:00 <Excessive> lmao
57:00 <Saemon> dont taunt me cunt
57:00 <Saemon> playin with fire.
59:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHCRHPPQDEo
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chihuahua VS Doberman (Dec 8, 2006) 0:54 - Category: Pets and Animals - 1,987,142 views - 4,010 likes (93.6%), 275 dislikes (6.4%)
59:00 <Excessive> go get ur bone Saemon
01:00 <Saemon> excuse me?
02:00 <Excessive> how long do u need .......... till abt this time tomorrow?
02:00 <Saemon> im not your fucking dog u fucken lowlife
02:00 <Saemon> dont u ever EVER fucking disrespect me 
02:00 <Saemon> or so help me god
02:00 <Excessive> or?
02:00 <stevenn> lol
03:00 <Saemon> or you will find out
03:00 <Saemon> cunt
03:00 <Excessive> lawl
04:00 <Excessive> man if u're gonnah come pay me a visit, there's like 3 flights of stairs here and I'm not gonnah help u with ur wheels up here
05:00 <Saemon> haha. oh thats funny. but u know what
05:00 <Saemon> it wont be me whos gona be paying u a visit
05:00 <Saemon> no no
05:00 <Excessive> the comancheeros?
06:00 <stevenn> puss puss
06:00 <Saemon> bandidos
06:00 <Saemon> cunt
06:00 <stevenn> bandaids
06:00 <Saemon> lets see how cocky u are then
06:00 <Excessive> oh, I know them ........... I used to be quite the bandit in my younger years
07:00 <Saemon> once like 10 bandidos kick down your basement door n drag u out from your mums basement
07:00 <Saemon> and then rapes your mum in front of you
07:00 <stevenn> hahahah
07:00 <Excessive> I live on mah own lol
07:00 <Excessive> there's no mummeh here maaaaaaaaan
09:00 <Excessive> do u like get the banditos mechanic to service ur wheels maaaaaaaaan?
09:00 <stevenn> they will rape your dog in front of you then
09:00 <Excessive> nah I don't keep chihuahuas
10:00 <stevenn> haa
10:00 <Bastardly_One>  you'd never call them rapists ... not to mention animal rapists to their faces
11:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu wheels
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the most, and I mean the most they might of had anything to do with you
11:00 <Bastardly_One> is you got a flat one day and one of them felt sorry for you but couldn't stop laughing at you
11:00 <Bastardly_One> now fuck up
11:00 <Saemon> whoa whoa whoa wtf
11:14 <Excessive> hmmmm 4am
11:26 <Excessive> I mite pill out
12:00 <Saemon> baldo
12:00 <Saemon> out of nowhere with the ZIING
12:00 <Saemon> lol
12:00 <stevenn> gagaga
12:00 <Saemon> how is u Bastardly_One?
13:00 <Excessive> Saemon, https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/1962706_10152369602878707_845003702_n.jpg
15:00 <Saemon> pfffft Excessive i think you and teach ME about fear??
15:00 <Saemon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA6Rrs5kLg8
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Darth Maul - Fear is my Ally (Mar 13, 2011) 0:20 - Category: Education - 12,701 views - 48 likes (98%), 1 dislikes (2%)
15:00 <Saemon> thats me motherfucker
15:00 <Bonny> lol
15:50 Join: Mew ([email protected]) to #melbourne
16:00 <Saemon> u dont know what ur messin with kid
16:00 <Saemon> play with fire and you get burnt
16:00 <Bonny> one moment you're contemplating suicide and the next you are some kinda warrior? lol
18:00 <Saemon> indeed. a warrior contemplating suicide is a warrior with nothing to lose
19:00 <Saemon> which means he has nothing to fear and nothing to hold him back
19:00 <Chronologie> im well-connected with the criminals in Adelaide
19:00 <Chronologie> after they come out of prison in 50 years ill get them to...
19:00 <Saemon> it is when he is truly at his most dangerous Bonny.
19:00 <Sanguine> hurry up and kill yourself please
19:00 <Chronologie> people with no self-control are also the easiest to deal with in some ways Saemon 
19:00 <Chronologie> because they're predictable
19:00 <Bonny> nope.. only the weak contemplate suicide.. a warrior isn't weak
19:00 <Chronologie> and animalistic
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20:00 <Bonny> Saemon.. you're just an attention seeking imbecile..
20:00 <Saemon> wha?
20:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10171217_237019019827917_6797046097391316103_n.jpg
20:00 <Bonny> and selfish too
20:00 <Saemon> Bonny i thought we are friends
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21:00 <Saemon> i always greet u when u come in
21:00 <Bonny> I don't have friends
21:00 <Saemon> why u sayin this to me?
21:00 <Bonny> cos I hate selfish ppl that wanna kill themselves
21:00 <Chronologie> 'are you breaking up with me?'
21:00 <Chronologie> 'ummm i dont even know who you are'
21:00 <Bonny> lol
22:00 <Bonny> who's breaking up with you, Chronologie?
22:00 <Chronologie> first line = Saemon 
22:00 <Chronologie> second line = you
22:00 <Bonny> k
22:00 <Bonny> ok I was directing my comments to Saemon..
23:00 <Chronologie> oh i just meant Saemon just romantacizes and sexualises everything
24:00 <Bonny> ahh ok lol
24:00 <Saemon> Bonny just cause your overweight dont take it out on me ok hun,
24:00 <Bonny> am I?
24:00 <Bonny> lol
24:00 <Saemon> go have another cupcake to cheer yourself up princess.
24:00 <Bonny> sure
24:00 <Chronologie> pretty's pretty below the belt Saemon 
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25:00 <Chronologie> at least she can move what's below hers
25:00 <Chronologie> :D
25:00 <Bonny> lol
25:00 <Chronologie> that's pretty*
25:00 <Saemon> u from melbourne Chronologie?
26:00 <Chronologie> yeah, why?
26:00 <Saemon> i know the carlton crew from there mate.
26:00 <Saemon> just sayin.
26:00 <Chronologie> and?
26:00 <Bonny> lol
26:00 <Excessive> he's gonnah ring em
26:00 <Excessive> u're fcked now
26:00 <Bonny> he's all gangsta like lol
26:00 <Excessive> :P
26:00 <Chronologie> i'll roll up an MX paper and whack them with it
26:00 <Saemon> u shouldnt piss off ppl who knows certain 'people'.
26:00 <Chronologie> ROFL
26:00 <Bonny> hahahahahaha
26:00 <Chronologie> right. im going to do a number on you
26:00 <Chronologie> ive got enough material on you
27:00 <stevenn> lol
27:00 <Bonny> where are you gonna send these ppl, Saemon.. you need an address don't you? lol
27:00 <Chronologie> Saemon just knows a lot of thugs that he considers friends. they're just the guys that'd wait outside with the whores he'd fuck when they do call outs
28:00 <Bonny> lol
28:00 <Chronologie> they dont give a fuck about him
28:00 <Chronologie> in fact, they probably want to bash him
28:00 <Chronologie> hoping he'd mistreat the women
28:00 <Bonny> prolly
28:00 <Chronologie> or shortchange them
28:00 <Chronologie> so they can belt him
28:00 <Bonny> any excuse
29:00 <Chronologie> people generally think people like Saemon deserve sympathy because things went wrong in their life. the fact is, even if they hadn't, he'd still be a major dickhead
29:00 <Bonny> too true.. hear hear
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30:00 <Chronologie> looks like i may have to re-arrange my #melb ladder tonight on the top wankers
30:00 <Bonny> anyway.. I'm off to bed.. have fun
30:00 <Chronologie> same
30:00 <Chronologie> nite
30:00 <Bonny> night
30:00 <Excessive> niiiiiite
30:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/v/t34.0-12/10268149_10203510269175854_1289732368_n.jpg?oh=7fa8b5ee02c7b8770248a055b505adfa&oe=535C9406&__gda__=1398579426_94dc918a9cd7c49e60be52f5af632fc2
32:00 <Saemon> Chronologie wat are u dr phil?
32:00 <Saemon> oi yoi yoi
32:00 <Saemon> put a sock in it 
32:00 <Saemon> u wanna go?
34:00 <Excessive> Saemon, if u ever come across cej aka internet on here .......... he reckons that he gets paid at the sperm bank ....... so if u're ever broke or u wannah fck mo bitches than u can afford, then jus ask him wat the go is with that
36:00 <Sanguine> he was pau pau neu ginnean
36:00 <Bastardly_One> want to know an ironic tidbit there?
36:00 <Excessive> lawl ......... pew pew new guinea
37:00 <Bastardly_One> cej is also known by his first name on here 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Simon
37:00 <Bastardly_One> well, that's how Saemon tries to spell Simon ... Game of Thrones style
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but fails in the actual pronounciation
38:00 <Saemon> stay or be away Bastardly_One
38:00 <Saemon> stop being so inconsistant
38:00 <Saemon> u come say something, then leave for like 2 hours
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll do what I want and cut you down when I feel like it 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> now fuck up
38:00 <Saemon> cut me down? bahaha
38:00 <Bastardly_One> bit hard without legs I suppose
38:00 <Saemon> does it take u that long to get an erection?
39:00 <Saemon> u wouldnt know much about cutting though
39:00 <Saemon> cuz u never need to cut your hair
39:00 <Saemon> cause
39:00 <Saemon> ziing
39:00 <Saemon> u dont have any.
39:00 <Saemon> owntage.
40:00 <Excessive> Saemon, wat suburb r u in? I'll send u some empty 3lt milk bottles to use fo ur pissin n then u jus chuck em out ........ I don't need ur address lol I'll send em to ur local post office n u jus go n pick em up
40:00 <Saemon> its a suburb where your dad goes to have sodemy
41:00 <Saemon> so go ask him
41:00 <Saemon> 'hey dad, where do you go to get fucked in the ass by other men?"
43:00 <Excessive> the ol man is long gone maaaaaaaaaaaaan ........... but nice try
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47:00 <Saemon> oh i didnt know that. my condolences then, i apologise
47:00 <Saemon> even enemies can show class and honor.
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52:00 <Pain> oh here we go
52:00 <Pain> saemon
52:00 <Pain> faggot cunt again
55:00 <Excessive> well, if u didn't know, then here's the story ........ in hypothetics ......... http://www.finwake.com/1024chapter22/Nimrod.htm
58:00 <JimmyJack> if i went to the doctor with a sore ass
58:00 <JimmyJack> do you think i could get them to stick things in my ass?
03:00 <Loof> i'm gonna go find things to shove in my ass
08:50 <simba> cum
15:00 <JimmyJack> sif not touch my cock
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30:37 <Excessive> scum
30:47 <Excessive> poof
30:49 <Excessive> spoof
35:49 <simba> u didnt pill out
36:38 <Excessive> ye I did
36:59 <Excessive> sortah half awake still
37:51 <Excessive> I did this cause yt didn't have it ............ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udqg9BhIQQM
37:53 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Replicas - Bladerunner (Tyrell Trance) (Apr 26, 2014) 6:02 - Category: Entertainment - 2 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
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51:11 <simba> nice 1
51:42 <Excessive> aye
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52:17 <Excessive> k, one mo cig n I'mnah lay down
52:50 <xm> is that Hungarian
52:54 <xm> can you teach me Hungarian
53:12 <Excessive> wat is?
53:36 <xm> k, one mo cig n imnah lay down
54:38 <xm> you may want to check out the Solarstone remix of Bladerunner theme song
55:20 <xm> do you still listen to the house/trance stuff that gets released?
55:23 <Excessive> I mite, but not tonite
55:34 <Excessive> ye if it's gd
55:39 <xm> oh right. ill link you to it tomorrow
55:59 <Excessive> k
56:00 <JimmyJack> oh i dont fondle anybody else oh no Oh No OH NO
56:04 <xm> you'll also like his Voyage
56:11 <xm> probably more so than the Bladerunner remix
58:00 <JimmyJack> my scrotum is having spasms
58:40 <simba> listening 2 this
58:44 * simba np: 02 B1 Psychedelic Runway [04:38m/337kbps/44kHz]
58:51 <simba> Joker
00:27 <Excessive> k, l8ers \o.
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01:00 <OilyPubesWithCrabs> some of my crabs just had babies :D
01:00 <OilyPubesWithCrabs> i'm so proud
07:00 <OilyPubesWithCrabs> i know
07:00 <OilyPubesWithCrabs> i'll show my wife what real laziness is
07:00 <OilyPubesWithCrabs> and stop wiping my ass
08:00 <OilyPubesWithCrabs> then she'll see i do stuff
09:00 <OilyPubesWithCrabs> when u have a leaky anus
09:00 <OilyPubesWithCrabs> wiping ur ass is like a full time job
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11:00 <Pieter> hoooooooOOOOOoooooo Piet youre beautiful
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59:41 <zaleth> http://www.canberratimes.com.au/act-news/canberrans-in-hospital-after-allegedly-buying-death-cap-mushrooms-from-woolworths-20140426-37atq.html
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> what the fuck is the time this is shit
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30:00 <Pain> semen eater is back
30:00 <Pain> again 
30:00 <Pain> talking shit
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55:39 <Q{{> it is improbable for this time of week
55:49 <Q{{> but are there any hotties around?
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56:41 <Q{{> <-- in desperate need of a hottie
57:05 <Lumeah> yes q im hear darling :P :P lol...
57:29 <Q{{> oh ur here Lumeah
57:41 <Q{{> but u have questionable gender issue
58:09 <Lumeah> lol
58:20 <Q{{> u still looking for mens clothes?
58:38 <Lumeah> lol it was just that jacket for work :P
59:02 <Q{{> i been running around doing choires today
59:11 <Q{{> didnt get around to look for new tailors
59:16 <Q{{> or buy some new clothes
59:18 <Lumeah> but now.. you need a hottie?
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59:40 <Q{{> yes Lumeah
59:40 Part: Fennec_Fox ([email protected]) from #melbourne
59:44 <Lumeah> butit's 8:50 lol
00:01 <Q{{> am or pm
00:01 <Lumeah> didn't get around?
00:05 <Q{{> oh pm
00:08 <Lumeah> am
00:30 <Lumeah> whats time for you ?
00:37 <Q{{> yeh i didnt around now im tired
00:49 <Q{{> ~4pm
01:17 <Q{{> what the plan for today, Lumeah
01:23 <Q{{> im going to vegas next week
01:30 <Lumeah> yeah?
01:36 <Q{{> wynn hotel
01:38 <Lumeah> nuffin
02:09 <Q{{> im going with a chick
02:19 <Q{{> she suppose to organise everything
02:29 <Q{{> including hotels
02:36 <Lumeah> ah a gf?
02:46 <Q{{> she tells me she good and can get nice hotels on last minute
02:53 <Q{{> not gf
02:54 <Lumeah> uuh
02:59 <Lumeah> lol
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03:02 <Q{{> i dont trust her
03:05 <Lumeah> hmm
03:10 <Q{{> i dont want cheap hotels
03:11 <Q{{> lol
03:13 <Lumeah> maybe not so much
03:21 <Q{{> give her spec $200 - 500 pn
03:22 <Lumeah> lol eeek
03:51 <Lumeah> run down druggie hotel
03:52 <Lumeah> lol
04:05 <Q{{> she said she got good taste
04:10 <Q{{> i said i dont believe
04:12 <Q{{> i dont trust
04:36 <Lumeah> then dun go lol
04:36 <Q{{> i want her to book ahead of time
04:41 <Q{{> she refused
04:46 <Lumeah> wired dude
05:08 <Lumeah> maybe she wants to murder you in a cheep and nasty :P lol
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> [08:00] <Pain> it's semen eating time is be right back!
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06:20 <Q{{> i said what if on last minute u cant get good place to stay
06:34 <Q{{> she said there will always be good place to stay
06:58 <Q{{> yeh i said i dont to walk by druggies in the corridor
07:31 <Lumeah> well ya probbly get one lol
07:34 <Q{{> she said she book one with the best swimming pool
07:39 <Lumeah> you going to meet her?
07:39 <Q{{> i said i dont swim
07:55 <Q{{> yeh i pick her up in my sport car
08:08 <Lumeah> lol you book and pay then
08:18 <Lumeah> only way if you don't trust her
08:36 <Q{{> i dont want to do that kind of stuff
08:40 <Q{{> i just pay
08:50 <Q{{> why someone not do the rest
09:40 <Q{{> i know her here already
09:47 <Q{{> she is old and prude
09:55 <Q{{> dont know if we even sleep in same bed
10:32 <Lumeah> gwad
10:32 <Q{{> hard to go out with older ppl
10:37 <Lumeah> yeah
10:40 <Q{{> not easy to pull a shifty on her
10:40 <Lumeah> it is
10:44 <Lumeah> haha
10:55 <Q{{> ;/
11:04 <Lumeah> ohwell have no expectations
11:29 <Q{{> yeh i better have backup plans
11:45 <Lumeah> you met her online?
11:55 <Q{{> in real life
12:03 <Lumeah> ahh
12:16 <Lumeah> still sounds dodgy
12:19 <Q{{> met at work
12:43 <Q{{> she already said she not into asian men
13:27 <Lumeah> then why are you doing it
13:45 <Q{{> incase she changes her mind
13:48 <Q{{> i get her drunk
13:52 <Q{{> :D
13:59 <Q{{> also i need to do something
14:02 <Q{{> i need a break
14:08 <Q{{> she knows places
14:28 <Lumeah> lol
14:28 <Q{{> im trying to talk her to drive my sport car
14:34 <Lumeah> geet her drunk huh ? lol
14:45 <Lumeah> just ask man lol
14:45 <Q{{> yeh
14:52 <Q{{> with lots of cocktails
15:35 <Q{{> she is not really hot
15:41 <Q{{> she thinks she is hot
15:51 <Lumeah> ohh nice q
16:05 <Lumeah> yu gonna tell her shes hot anyways?
16:23 <Q{{> nope
16:31 <Q{{> i say she is ok
17:00 <Skirmish> Morning irc frenz. 
17:05 <Q{{> i maybe i should talk her down and get better deals
17:13 <Q{{> get her to drive 4hrs to vegas
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17:43 <Q{{> say she not that pretty so should help me to drive there
18:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish
19:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish tell us about the great amount of debt you are in.
20:00 <Skirmish> lol @ treating shads as if he’s a valid source of information. 
20:00 <Skirmish> How much debt am I in?  
20:00 <Skirmish> Shads is all over the place with how much he thinks I am in.
20:00 <Pieter> Im in debt enough to organise a plan 9
20:00 <Pieter> :///
20:00 <Pieter> but I love spending money on shit I dont need so its ok
20:00 <Pieter> :)
20:09 <Lumeah> wired q
20:43 <Q{{> wired?
20:45 <Q{{> weird?
21:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish I see you have been spending more than you are making.
21:00 <Pieter> i mean
21:00 <Pieter> that vibrator i bought
21:00 <Pieter> total waste of money
21:00 <Skirmish> I spend more than I make?  Tell me more! 
21:00 <Pieter> especially when women are going ewwwww, i don want to share that with other women
21:05 <Q{{> what wired mean?
21:58 <Lumeah> how is telling her shes not pretty gonna help you drive there?
22:00 <Skirmish> Pieter: Make sure you buy alcohol swabs to let them clean it off before use. 
22:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish have you been missing payments on your car finance?
22:00 <BoneCold> What about the credit card Skirmish?
22:00 <Skirmish> Not a single one. 
22:00 <Mew> goooooooooooooooooooooooood moooooooooooooooorning Skirmish 
22:09 <Q{{> whoever pm with Lumeah at moment, can u give a break for abit so she can explain to me what she meant
22:46 <Q{{> if she thinks she is hot, she would think she deserves to do less
22:50 <Q{{> not drive
22:58 <Q{{> no do anything work at all
23:00 <Skirmish> Morning Mother Mew. 
23:00 <BoneCold> I even heard there was not enough money in your account to cover your gym membership
23:00 <Mew> i just had some vegemite on toast and orange juice now im gonna have a coffee and be ready to FACE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!
23:00 <Skirmish> I don’t have a gym membership so you have me confused with someone else. 
23:00 <BoneCold> This all from a very good source
23:00 <BoneCold> shadsam
23:00 <BoneCold> shadsam knows all
23:13 <Q{{> and wait for me to wait on her hand and feet
23:46 <Q{{> and maybe she would not care for her nails so much
23:55 <Lumeah> so ya ggonna make her think she's uguly so she'll try harder?
24:00 <Skirmish> Mew: I’ve been facing the world since the alarm went off at 3am.  I’ve had enough already. 
24:00 <Mew> holy hell
24:00 <Mew> is it hard to get out of bed at that time?
24:00 <Mew> what time do you go to sleep?
24:00 <Skirmish> BoneCold: Shads barely knows his own days most days. He’s been panicing about losing his dsp with the new changes. 
24:00 <Skirmish> He isn’t a good source of anything except maybe poop and a few laughs at his expense. 
24:12 <Q{{> well not ugly
24:14 <Q{{> just average
24:15 <Q{{> :D
24:27 <Lumeah> um... shes gonna think your a dickhead lol
24:42 <Q{{> if i say she is a stunner
24:54 <Q{{> she would expect me from me
24:59 <Lumeah> why manipulate the situation?
25:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish, the guy who sits on his ass all day doing nothing for work
25:00 <Skirmish> 9pm last night. Running harbour ops today. YAY …. 
25:00 <BoneCold> thinks he's a tough hard guy for driving a ute
25:00 <Skirmish> BoneCold: You are clueless to what I do for work. You are clueless as to the state of my finances.  You are simply all round clueless. 
25:00 <BoneCold> rofl
25:16 <Q{{> its more economical for her to think im a dickhead then
25:19 <Lumeah> why can't ya just be real and normal.
25:28 <Lumeah> lol
25:36 <Q{{> coz she is major manipulator
25:49 <Lumeah> then why are you interested?
25:55 <Q{{> she got so many reason to why i should do this and that for her
26:00 <BoneCold> look at you having to proove yourself to me
26:00 <BoneCold> you are a loser
26:00 <Skirmish> I am sitting at work getting paid right this minute. What are you doing aside from obsessing over me? 
26:06 <Q{{> coz no1 else available
26:07 <Q{{> :D
26:22 <Lumeah> reasons?
26:34 <Lumeah> like compaionship.. ?
26:36 <Q{{> yeh
26:46 <Q{{> like she is clever and interesting person
26:53 <Q{{> and ppl like to hang around with her
26:53 <Lumeah> think it's a bit strange q
27:00 <BoneCold> I'm not obesessing over you, I am tormenting you
27:00 <Skirmish> See, that’s another thing you are clueless about. 
27:00 <BoneCold> rofl
27:00 <BoneCold> Go on Skirmish
27:00 <Skirmish> If you actually knew something that I was uncomfortable about then maybe you could torment me with it. Endlessly fishing like you do is just funny. 
27:10 <Q{{> so she say lol
27:17 <Lumeah> but you think shes a manipulator?
27:22 <Q{{> yep
27:30 <Q{{> definitely
27:42 <Lumeah> isn't that a turn off?
27:45 <Q{{> and get her way all the time
27:54 <Q{{> it is
28:00 <BoneCold> Such as your debts Skirmish?
28:00 <Skirmish> Everyone has debt. Well, people with jobs. 
28:00 <Skirmish> I can understand that the concept of debt may be something foreign to you.
28:00 <BoneCold> admission of guilt then Skirmish?
28:09 <Lumeah> then why are you going?
28:18 <Q{{> its a struggle to beat her in arguments all the time
28:28 <Q{{> so i can my way too
28:41 <Q{{> so i can get my way too
28:55 <Q{{> coz i dont have anyone else to go with :D
29:00 <Skirmish> guilt to what?  Guilty of having loans like 2/3 of the population?  
29:00 <Skirmish> Yep. Guilty as charged. 
29:00 <lapotr> Skirmish, is BoneCold being sad and pathetic again?
29:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish is in debt
29:00 <lapotr> and trying too hard?
29:17 <Lumeah> are you going for another reason then just to be with her?
29:33 <Q{{> no
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29:41 <Q{{> not interested in vegas
29:42 <Q{{> haha
29:53 <Q{{> last time i was there was 10yrs ago
30:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish how much debt are you in loser?
30:05 <Lumeah> you just want a screw?
30:27 <Q{{> yeh
30:34 <Q{{> i have needs to u know
30:44 <Lumeah> lol
30:46 <Q{{> and i already know abit about her already
30:50 <Q{{> might aswell
31:00 <lapotr> his financial details are none of your concern
31:00 <lapotr> you shitty attempt at being a troll
31:00 <Skirmish> lapotr: They are capable of being anything but?
31:00 <BoneCold> rofl
31:02 <Q{{> make do of what i already know
31:03 <Lumeah> doesn't sound like ya like her much tho
31:27 <Lumeah> you been on webcam with her?
31:36 <Q{{> yeh i dont like her much
32:00 <BoneCold> certainly got your attention lapotr
32:00 <Skirmish> lapotr: Haven’t you heard the news?  Having a home loan is terrible!!
32:00 <lapotr> Skirmish I know right?
32:42 <Lumeah> maybe you shouldn't lead her on then. doesn't sound like fun to me
33:00 <lapotr> BoneCold can get debt too, if he goes to Cashies since they're the only bunch that'll loan to unemployed people
33:00 <Skirmish> lol cashies. 
33:08 <Q{{> im not leading her on
33:12 <Q{{> she is leading me on
33:17 <Q{{> :P
33:21 <Lumeah> lol
34:00 <Skirmish> I bet it’s marked on his calendar when he is able to go and get another centrelink loan. 
34:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish how much interest have you accumulated at Cash Converters?
34:00 <Skirmish> Sit at home the night before not knowing what to spend all that money on. 
34:00 <simba> its just downright uncomftorable when lower class people try to drag you down to their level and imply you have the same kind of problems as them... it really gets awkward
34:00 <Skirmish> BoneCold: I don’t even think there is a cash converters in Newcastle.
34:00 <simba> it only happens on irc
34:20 <Lumeah> maybe you should have back up plan
35:00 <lapotr> simba some people just hate tall poppies dude
35:00 <Skirmish> simba: It’s their coping mechanism.  The real world is a constant reminder of their failures so they attempt to bolster themselves on irc to fight off the thoughts of suicide when in reality it is their best option.
35:00 <lapotr> they can't stand the concept that other people might be happy or doing well in life
35:31 <Q{{> i can always get another room
36:00 <lapotr> it's an alien thought to people like BoneCold, to be happy in life
36:00 <lapotr> he never will be
36:00 <Skirmish> I make no apologies that my life casts a shadow that BoneCold is forever to dwell in.
36:00 <lapotr> at least watching WWE he feels some kind of sense of victory and accomplishment, watching the scripted wrestlin matches
36:00 <simba> a minutes silence for BoneCold
37:00 <lapotr> thing is
37:00 <lapotr> if bonecold did kill himself
37:00 <lapotr> no one would really notice
38:00 <Lumeah> you like her in control like this?
38:00 <Skirmish> Shads would miss him. It seems they’ve developed a friendship. 
38:00 <Skirmish> Birds of a feather type deal. 
38:00 <lapotr> Saemon too
38:00 <Mew> wut in da heyell is goin on in hurr
38:43 <Q{{> no
38:59 <Q{{> but hey she not accept any other way
39:00 <Skirmish> The stark picture of BoneCold’s miserable life is being painted in words. 
39:00 <simba> Birds of a Lizard.
39:21 <Lumeah> way to complcated
39:28 <Q{{> yeh
39:28 <Lumeah> complicated
39:52 <Q{{> she just want to go vegas and have fun on my expenses
40:00 <lapotr> I wonder if BoneCold wakes up and looks forward to going on IRC to call people out for every day things, like jobs, debt, family, loved ones
40:00 <lapotr> for having money
40:35 <Q{{> getfor just showing me around where she like to hang out
41:37 <Lumeah> ummm at your expense becouse she thinks you like her that much to spend the money on her. but you don't
42:00 <Skirmish> You have probably listed everything he doesn’t have in life. 
42:00 <simba> brains, braun and looks
42:00 <BoneCold> simba
42:00 <BoneCold> simba has joined the party
42:42 <Q{{> i want to like but hey she got domineering personality
42:46 <Q{{> and inflexible
42:55 <Q{{> she always want her way
42:58 <Lumeah> then you don't like her!
42:59 <Lumeah> lol
43:00 <simba> where the lower class get to mix with the uppers
43:00 <simba> yes welcome
43:00 <Skirmish> BoneCold meets new people at methadone clinics. 
43:04 <Q{{> and she think she is right all the time
43:17 <Q{{> and she knows she is domineering
43:30 <Q{{> and dont give a rats ask what u think
43:39 <Q{{> so long as she gets her way and is happy
43:51 <Q{{> rats arse*
43:51 <Lumeah> well your makeing her think you like her alot and makeing her think you like her dommineering
44:00 <simba> i said uppers and he probably ran off 4 his morning xanax or w/e gets them buzzing in the mornings
44:00 <simba> just 2 stay aliiiiiive
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> welcome to irc simba
44:03 <Q{{> :O
44:07 <Q{{> noooooooooo
44:34 <Lumeah> *makeing ment letting.
45:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish how much money do you owe in high interest loans?
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> please meet Picard
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> he is a nice old man made of cheese and one percent lard.
45:00 <Skirmish> Sitting in his parents house, knowing the shame of having a still shot of him naked jacking off spread around the internet, fallout box in the background.
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> Please be his friend.
45:03 <Q{{> what u doing now Lumeah?
45:11 <Q{{> how come ur typing is so bad now?
45:33 <Q{{> u not typing one hand while jacking off with other hand are u?
45:37 <Lumeah> im tired texting and watching adventure time
45:44 <Lumeah> haha no
45:47 <Q{{> oh
46:00 <lapotr> BoneCold, you've gone awfully silent now
46:00 <lapotr> are you having a sobbing fit?
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh him
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> BoneCold he left me some nice msgs
46:00 <lapotr> reaching for the razors again?
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> raping my mother n stuff.
46:00 <BoneCold> rofl
46:00 <BoneCold> look at you all
46:05 <Q{{> thats understandable then
47:00 <BoneCold> pathetic
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh ur here
47:00 <lapotr> bonecold told me he was a raper, I thought he meant he rapped
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> WB FGT
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> got anything else nice to pm?
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> remind me of fucking Picard.
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> cunt flooded my pm last night, again
47:00 <lapotr> Picard's pretty sad
47:00 <lapotr> he seems angry too
47:00 <Mew> you really cant whinge about that PandasDontDrive 
47:00 <Skirmish> lapotr: Did he really mean he works every christmas time wrapping presents up in shopping centres just to experience what it would be like to hold a present?
47:00 <lapotr> like, frustrated
47:08 <Lumeah> some people are seen manipulative but aren't
47:58 Join: Mew ([email protected]) to #melbourne
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> u two would get along so well the going down on dick would happen so fast BoneCold.
48:00 <Mew> you're the one who pms me saying you're going to rape and murder my 1yrld son
48:00 <lapotr> Skirmish I think he pretends he does that
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> how's that
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> wait
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> i pm u to rape u
48:00 <lapotr> lol what
48:00 <lapotr> that's not cool
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> can you just stop
48:00 <lapotr> PandasDontDrive just stop dude
48:00 <Mew> hang on ill get the screen shot so you know what you said
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> i put u on ignore yesterday for the bullshit you spread
48:09 <Q{{> but she is
48:23 <Q{{> gotta becareful when she is around
48:29 <Q{{> she talks u into stuff
48:31 <Q{{> lol
49:00 <Lumeah> you must llike this attention tho
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont start it again
49:00 <BoneCold> Pandas you are a loser
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> anybody can manipulate irc logs
49:00 <Skirmish> Mew: Panda says he is going to rape you? 
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> no Skirmish
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew has it out for me
49:00 <simba> dont get that screenie out its barbaric
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> ithinkitisignoreaddtime
50:00 <BoneCold> go play your video games pandas
50:00 <Mew> Skirmish he said hes going to murder and rape rory 
50:00 <lapotr> BoneCold what do you do with your days?
50:00 <Mew> ill find the ss 
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> ignored now mew, im not having your shit today, because today is a nice day
50:00 <Skirmish> Show it to Serenity or Longie.  Get him z-lined forever.
50:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish stop trying to be a hero
50:41 * Lumeah doesn't think PietSAbabe is watching adventure time ;P
51:00 <Mew> everyones seen it lol
51:00 <BoneCold> you are a fucking moron
51:00 <Mew> nothing gets done about it
51:00 <Skirmish> BoneCold: A fucking moron that you can’t stop thinking about. 
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> Skirmish you talking about me?
51:00 <Skirmish> PandasDontDrive: I will make it my mission to have that screen capture seen by austnet admin and have your ass removed from this server forever. 
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> don't even mention them, they know what the go is.
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> My friend
51:38 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/1926684_10152083721147883_8234338939580018020_n.jpg
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> if I were raping women
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> I wouldnt be online.
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> so suck my easter eggs.
52:00 <Skirmish> Mew: Have you spoken to Longie about it?  I will find his email address if you like and you can show him. 
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew's a fat cow, has nothing great to do with her time but troll me, seems everyone knows this
52:00 <Skirmish> Gremlinz is another one that could take some action I believe.
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> got Longie on fb
52:25 <Lumeah> rof!!!
52:36 <Lumeah> where did you find that. lol
53:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish is a loser
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wanted to talk to him about irc i would
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf is the point of wasting time on that
53:00 <simba> lol
53:00 <Mew> http://imgur.com/yNjbEuI
53:00 <Mew> i think thats it
53:00 <Skirmish> BoneCold is forever alone jacking off listening to fallout boy being mocked by women who circulate his picture in amusement. 
53:00 <lapotr> BoneCold why are you in love with Skirmish?
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyway this turkish coffee is fkn sick
53:00 <simba> woop there it is
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> :D
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> WOOP DURR IT EZ
54:00 <simba> thats only the first half Mew, i have the second half still, its actually worse
54:00 <Mew> oh yeah i forgot there was 2
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> is that about me?
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba
54:00 <Mew> have you got the link?
54:40 Join: DemonsRun ([email protected]) to #melbourne
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> I really wish that ELlie would fuck off about me
55:00 <Skirmish> Panda on ignore. His z-lining is going to bring me great satisfaction. 
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk sake dont want to have to go to K.I.
55:00 <Mew> if you've "ignored" me then you should be able to stop talking about me lol
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> I;m not going to be z lined Skirmish you troll
55:00 <simba> http://imgur.com/R9oValQ
55:00 <BoneCold> simba
55:37 Join: lapotr ([email protected]) to #melbourne
55:47 <Lumeah> hi lapotr
56:00 <Mew> oh my god that one is way worse ._.
56:00 <Skirmish> Thanks Simba. 
56:00 <Mew> hes an actual pedo
56:00 <Mew> full blown 
56:00 <simba> sorry panda we needed the murder evidence
57:00 <simba> the community cried out
57:00 <BoneCold> lapotr is pming me nine inch nails lyrics
57:00 <BoneCold> simba you are supposed to be pandas mate
57:00 <BoneCold> look at you
57:00 <lapotr> BoneCold no one cares about what you say
57:00 <lapotr> not here, not anywhere else
57:53 Part: Twodogz ([email protected]) from #melbourne
58:00 <lapotr> you are the most worthless person in history
58:00 <simba> sifnt put him on ignore
58:00 <simba> its justt matt the scientist
58:00 <simba> justt matt
58:08 Join: Twodogz ([email protected]) to #melbourne
59:00 <Skirmish> Matt the guy that chat a guy up? 
59:00 <simba> lol yea i think Apples is him 
59:00 <simba> <Apples> im a scientest babey
59:51 Part: Twodogz ([email protected]) from #melbourne
00:00 <Skirmish> lol what a wanker. No wonder he’s got such a hardcore inferiority complex. 
00:00 <Mew> psyentest
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> Hey Mew
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> when I havent been working at Enzos for four months
00:00 <Mew> i thought i was on ignore :o
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> and you rock up
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> and ask for me
00:00 <Mew> how bizarre
01:00 <Lumeah> hey Pandy :P
01:00 <Lumeah> hey mew
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> even thouogh they dont give out personal information
01:00 <Mew> this story isnt going to cover up that you are an actual paedophile
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> why did you come on irc
01:00 <Skirmish> It’s fun watching tugboats manouver ships into berth.  Such a wonderful dance they do. 
01:00 <Mew> unfortunately
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> and troll me over it?
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> you have a pattern dude
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm surprised your kid can actually walk
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> two drug addicts fuck and spawn some offspring.
01:00 <Mew> please stop mentioning my child you paedophile
01:08 Join: Alleenkatze ([email protected]) to #melbourne
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> well Ellie
02:00 <Lumeah> lol
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> twas you
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> came around scoring drugs off dylan
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> and Pirate aka BEN
02:00 <Mew> this story doesnt cover up the fact that you are a paedophile either
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> ruining my kitchen floor with hash oil
02:00 <Mew> maybe you should try a different one
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> keep goin
02:51 <Lumeah> the wiskas add is stupid the sprinkler noise is wrong.
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> there's no secret to why you should not be a mother
03:00 <BoneCold> PandasDontDrive, Dylan as in Dylan Crow?
03:00 <Skirmish> PandasDontDrive: YOu identify where she lives. You identify her family and state how you would kill them.  It’s not even remotely funny.  It is inappropriate and you will suffer the consequences of your moronic actions.  Now shut up your sooking. 
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> like you said
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> most of your friends are sluts
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> and addicts
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> alcoholics.
03:00 <simba> yea this is too much for 9am
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> k simba
03:00 <Mew> i dont even know how hes ready to go this early
03:00 <simba> dylan crow is not his name lol
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> 9:33
03:00 <Mew> i guess paedophiles dont have a start and finish time
04:00 <Skirmish> 10:03. 
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> ellie
04:00 <Rak> ummm good morning peeps :/
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> you know exactly what the go is
04:00 <BoneCold> Dylan Crow is a loser
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> your life is irc
04:00 <Lumeah> morning rak
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> K.I. is a small place
04:00 <Mew> i think your life might be irc
04:00 <Rak> morning lumes
04:00 <lapotr> PandasDontDrive wow man, go take a walk or something
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> I want
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> you to stop
04:00 <BoneCold> I think we need to hear from Pirate aka Ben
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> spreading rumours about me
04:00 <Mew> id like you to stop being a paedophile
04:00 <BoneCold> I'd like to know about his scoring of drugs from Dylan Crow
04:00 <Mew> but i dont think its that simple
04:00 <lapotr> BoneCold I think you need to An Hero
04:00 <Mew> you need rehab or jailtime or something
04:00 <Lumeah> don't i get a morning PandasDontDrive ?
04:00 <Mew> therapy maybe
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> never call me a god damned paedo
04:24 Quit: lapotr ([email protected]) Quit:
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> I will come to ki
05:00 <BoneCold> lapotr: sorry?
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> over that
05:00 <simba> mew was billygoat ben or were you just talking to billygoat (in that screenshot)
05:00 <Mew> you proved that you are a paedophile
05:00 <Mew> nah billygoat is pete
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> I still babysit my friends son
05:00 <Skirmish> lol @ BoneCold with his lady boner over maybe finding out about someone else he obsesses over. 
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> you call me a paedophile one more time
05:00 <simba> ok cool
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> im coming to ki
05:00 <simba> holy shit
05:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish Ill get back to you later
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> and im going to fucking show you with my coiusins
05:00 <BoneCold> I find this arguement interesting
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> cousins*
05:00 <simba> 7STOP 3PANDA 9HONESTLY 11 STOP TYPING DUDE PLEASE
05:00 <Mew> im calling you a paedophile because of this: http://i.imgur.com/R9oValQ.png
05:55 <Fez> Hi
06:00 <BoneCold> I want to know about pirate ben and dylan crow
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> IT'S ALL FUN FOR U MEW
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> ok
06:00 <Skirmish> BoneCold: Take your time. I am fine with your focus of stupid rage being towards someone else. 
06:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/R9oValQ.png
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> fine bro
06:00 <Mew> PandasDontDrive http://i.imgur.com/R9oValQ.png
06:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish thanks
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> tell that wench
06:00 <Lumeah> Pandy please stop bebe
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> to stop spreading rumours about me
06:00 <Mew> thats something a paedophile would say
06:00 <BoneCold> PandasDontDrive keep going
06:00 <Mew> oh hes trying to pretend hes got me on ignore again
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> BoneCold <3
06:00 <Mew> how paedophiley
06:00 <BoneCold> #teampandas
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> Ellie
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> I am not kidding
06:00 <Mew> yes pandas? http://i.imgur.com/R9oValQ.png
06:08 <Lumeah> hi
06:47 <Fez> Hi
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> you about 309 mins from our place on KI
07:00 <BoneCold> Man I really think you all need to get off here
07:00 <BoneCold> Mew you go hang around with Pirate Ben
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> so dont feel safe
07:00 <Mew> im not kidding either it looks very much like you're a paedophile in this screenshot PandasDontDrive http://i.imgur.com/R9oValQ.png
07:00 <BoneCold> PandasDontDrive go smoke drugs with Dylan Crow
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur having fun on irc
07:00 <lapotr> PandasDontDrive do you like federal police?
07:00 <BoneCold> simba you should just leave and never come back as you are a loser
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> im talking real
07:00 <BoneCold> lapotr is just dumb
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> I will fuck your Ben up
07:00 <BoneCold> and Skirmish
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> and you
07:00 <lapotr> PandasDontDrive you're threatening to harm people
07:00 <Mew> talking real like you were talking real here -> http://i.imgur.com/R9oValQ.png
07:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish go pay your debts off
07:16 <Lumeah> hi
07:30 <Fez> Hi
07:42 <Alleenkatze> hi
07:54 <Fez> Hi
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> you have said that i raped
08:00 <Skirmish> BoneCold: By your own logic you should leave and never come back.
08:00 <lapotr> congratulations, enjoy taking it like a bitch in jail
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> and bashed some chick Jamiee
08:00 <Mew> i havent said youve raped anyone
08:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish I dont practise what I preach
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> you even said it cant be the same jamiee i know
08:00 <Mew> you're saying you raped her now too?
08:00 <lapotr> BoneCold: Kill yourself and stop wasting air
08:00 <Mew> thats horrific
08:00 <BoneCold> neithe do you ya fat cunt
08:00 <Mew> you need to be jailed
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> all you do is run the long way around the barn
08:00 <BoneCold> lapotr type some more nine inch nails lyrics to me in pm
08:00 <simba> jeez
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> is it that boring on Kangaroo Island these days?
08:05 <Alleenkatze> hello
08:10 <Fez> Hi
08:15 * Alleenkatze RUINED it
08:34 <Alleenkatze> Pretty much just as ruined as Paris Hiltons box.
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> DONT FUCKING MENTION ME
09:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/R9oValQ.png
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> INDIRECT OR DIRECT
09:00 <Skirmish> BoneCold: Hate to burst your bubble … but how you view people is pretty much how everyone views you.  
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> TO ANYONE
09:00 <Mew> PaedophilesDontDrive
09:00 <Skirmish> You’re a sad and miserable human being BoneCold. 
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> im sick of ppl pming me Mew
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> because of u
09:00 <Mew> um thats because of you
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> asking if im a paedo or a woman basher
09:00 <Mew> not me lol
09:00 <BoneCold> rofl @ Skirmish
09:00 <Mew> you're the paedophile
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's fucking harrassment
09:00 <Mew> who wants to murder a baby
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
09:03 <Fez> She never got fucked
09:28 <Alleenkatze> Fuck off
09:30 <DemonsRun> ...
09:31 <Fez> No one would fuck someone with an eye like hers
09:34 <DemonsRun> She did.
09:38 <Alleenkatze> She'd prolapse if she wasn't wearing knickers
09:48 <Fez> Yuck
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> you made that up yourself
10:00 <Mew> yes http://i.imgur.com/R9oValQ.png
10:00 <Mew> nope you typed it
10:00 <Mew> its in a screenshot right there
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> anybody can fake irc logs.
10:00 <Skirmish> I love it how the universal excess use of lol/rofl/lmao is used by morons who have nothing to respond with.  *looks at BoneCold*
10:00 <Mew> thats not a log its a screenshot
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> same shit
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> when you harrass the fuckouta me
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> for no reason
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk man
10:15 Quit: Alleenkatze ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
10:36 <Fez> I bet it was a look alike
10:47 <Lumeah> what are you on about
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> welcomed u into my place
11:00 <Mew> you're the one threatening to rape and murder a 1yrld 
11:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish its pretty evident I have gotten under your skin today
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> so u could score offa dylan
11:00 <simba> 7STOP 3PANDA 9HONESTLY 11 STOP TYPING DUDE PLEASE
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> the fuck is your problem
11:00 <BoneCold> DYLAN CROW
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea BoneCold
11:00 <Mew> this story is not going to cover up the fact that you're a psychotic paedophile
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> ok
11:00 <Skirmish> If you think so BoneCold. It’s more than obvious that you exist in a world apart from everyone else. 
11:00 <simba> take a break man this is not doing u any good
11:00 <BoneCold> What kind of wares is DYLAN CROW selling?
11:00 <Mew> please try again
11:00 <Pyro-> this is fucking hilarious
11:00 <BoneCold> I bet he has shit weed
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> naw im done
11:00 <BoneCold> not that I smoke it
11:00 <BoneCold> only losers smoke pot
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> goin with simba
11:00 <BoneCold> people like simba
11:00 <BoneCold> people like pandas
11:00 <Lumeah> please listern to PANDY!! STOP DUDE REALLY
11:08 <DemonsRun> Fez: Thinks Paris Hilton never got fucked
11:40 <PietSAbabe> Heroes in a half shell
11:45 <PietSAbabe> Turd power
12:00 <simba> `ban BoneCold
12:00 <BoneCold> rofl
12:12 <PietSAbabe> What moral values are we going to learn from 7th heaven today
13:00 <simba> Christ.
13:00 <lapotr> BoneCold cries in bed every night
13:00 <BoneCold> PandasDontDrive: what kind of drugs was Dylan Crow wheeling and dealing?
13:00 <Mew> not even 10am yet
13:00 <Pyro-> troll rage is better than movies
13:00 <lapotr> Pyro- you cant afford the movies anyway
13:00 <simba> maybe everyone that had a shit friday night came on irc this morning to make it really obvious to us lol
13:00 <Lumeah> good!
14:00 <Pyro-> yeah.. they're like $5 lapotr
14:00 <BoneCold> what a thing to say simba
14:00 <Pyro-> fuck that!
14:00 <Mew> oh now hes gonna go on about mars bar for 4hrs lol
14:00 <Lumeah> oops wrong winda
14:00 <BoneCold> you are such a try hard simba
14:00 <BoneCold> lol
14:00 <simba> every night for you is shit, matt the scientist, i know...
14:00 <lapotr> Pyro- movies are more like $10
14:00 <simba> nah movies are closer to $20
14:00 <simba> unless ur like 8 years old
15:00 <Skirmish> Every night he remembers jacking off on cam thinking he was going to get some action, not realising the chick was in hysterics and circulating a screen cap.
15:00 <Pyro-> you don't get out much
15:00 <lapotr> depends where you go
15:00 <lapotr> simba
15:00 <lapotr> and if you're a uni student or not :P
15:00 <simba> idk most places now are fucked
15:00 <Pyro-> i didn't mean going to the movies
15:00 <simba> pandas gonna have a baddd day...
15:00 <Skirmish> Gold Lounge or nothing. 
15:00 <lapotr> Pyro- you consider going to the RSL to be going out, I'm not sure you can criticise other people going out
16:00 <Q{{> u would look at me with sullen eyes. curess ur face with my perfect cuticles and i look at u emphaticly
16:00 <Skirmish> None of this share a cinema with the peasants bullshit. Gold Lounge it and relax in style with limited seating. 
16:00 <Q{{> oops wrong windows
16:00 <Pyro-> that doesn't make much sense
16:00 <simba> lmao at Q
16:00 <Q{{> pls disregard
16:00 <BoneCold> lmao at simba
16:00 <Q{{> u didnt see anything
16:00 <simba> ive only been to the cinema once in years because theres nothing out ther anymore
16:28 <Lumeah> Happy!
17:00 <Skirmish> Q{{: You cybering Lumeah again?  Just know that she’s been with Pieter and probably has screenies of BoneCold with his wee willy out too.
17:00 <Q{{> pls keep the screen moving
17:00 <simba> and it was to see the wolf of wall street which is a mistake
17:00 <simba> <Q{{> pls keep the screen moving - dont worry Q i will save and repeat that log buddy
17:00 <simba> with colors too
17:00 <Mew> that movie goes forever
17:00 <Mew> and ever, amen
17:00 <Pyro-> lol.. this place is a crack up
17:00 <simba> yea that movie fucken blew
17:00 <Skirmish> simba: I will be in the gold lounge for a million ways to die in the west.
17:00 <Skirmish> Tis my birthday on Monday … it shall be my delayed present. 
17:00 <Q{{> was not Lumeah shes too busy with other pm
17:00 <Lumeah> i don't actually
17:00 <Mew> you couldve walked out at the 60 min mark and feel like you'd seen the whole thing
18:00 <Lumeah> and i haven't cyberdd Pieter
18:00 <simba> oh yea i might see that too tbh..
18:00 <Lumeah> no matter what he says lol
18:00 <Pyro-> mmm text .. oh yeah.. text oh oh oh texh yeah text .. jizz
18:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah: No you’re rooted him according to austnet. 
18:00 <Skirmish> rooting*
18:00 <Lumeah> haha
18:00 <Skirmish> That is why you’re mocked like a dirty skank. 
18:00 <Skirmish> Because pieter is dirty. 
18:00 <Lumeah> no ihaven't and am not rooting Pieter
18:00 <Q{{> why cyber when Pieter gets the real thing
18:43 Join: Tolradi ([email protected]) to #melbourne
19:00 <simba> he doesnt.
19:00 <Mew> i still think Lumeah is a man pretending to be a woman to get cock pics off guys in here
19:00 <Lumeah> haha
19:00 <Mew> im sticking to my guns until it proves otherwise
19:00 <simba> 4<Q{{> u would look at me with sullen eyes. curess ur face with my perfect cuticles and i look at u emphaticly
19:00 <Lumeah> love you mew
19:00 <Lumeah> lol
19:00 <Skirmish> Mew: Or just a woman that wants to look like Patty and Selma off the simpsons with her hair style. 
19:00 <Mew> theres just something off about it
19:00 <Lumeah> lol yes hello Skirmish i do see you there :P
19:16 <PietSAbabe> Happy is the dog!!
19:24 <Lumeah> yeah!!
19:48 <Fez> They dont have the ywins yet
19:50 <Lumeah> i didnt liek it when they got older
19:52 <Fez> Boring
20:00 <simba> Selmeah
20:00 <BoneCold> simba
20:00 <Skirmish> I thought $30 for a water bottle was a bit steep … but this is the best waterbottle in the whole world. 
20:03 <Lumeah> ahh good
20:13 <PietSAbabe> I changed my default font on android and now I can stand reading everything people type:)
20:32 <Lumeah> haha good babe
20:44 <PietSAbabe> The last episode I saw was when he colapsed in the car park after speaking to that black bum , he had a heart attack
20:47 <Lumeah> i got a new phone now i can hear people... what a revalation!
20:47 <Lumeah> :P
20:54 <Lumeah> soo frustrating that
21:00 <Mew> what does it do??
21:00 <Mew> ive have one of those charcoal water bottles before it was pretty cool
21:00 <Skirmish> http://www.legear.com.au/buy/Hydration-Equipment/Hydration-Bottles/CamelBak-EDDY-Bottle-1L-BPA-Free-NAVY/CAMELBAK-CB53362
21:04 <PietSAbabe> I aint seen any more after that, its like it just got cancelled:9
21:06 <PietSAbabe> :(
21:20 <Lumeah> aww :(
21:56 Join: Bozza ([email protected]) to #melbourne
22:00 <Skirmish> That is the babeh I got. 
22:00 <Skirmish> Bookmark that website. It’s awesome to get gear off. 
22:15 <Lumeah> she didn't need help she wasn't going to drop the bags.
22:44 <PietSAbabe> I like to wheel myself around in wheelchairs but my legs still work
22:48 <PietSAbabe> :p
22:57 <Fez> Theyre too fuckin nice
23:00 <Lumeah> i feel sorry for the mum she always got left alone lol
23:00 <Mew> aw ye
23:00 <Skirmish> Morning Nikky`. 
23:00 <Mew> does it have a valve thing so that the water flows out perfectly?
23:00 <Nikky`> Morning Skirmish :o)
23:00 <Mew> without doing the suction into your mouth thing
23:00 <simba> lol panda didnt have his usual quit message i genuinely think he couldve hurled his laptop through his tv
23:00 <Selma> :P
23:00 <simba> EOF FROM CLIENT - HULK MODE 
23:00 <Mew> lmfao
23:00 <Selma> lol
23:00 <Mew> beast mode
23:18 <Lumeah> you'll get fat
23:45 <Fez> He already has a fayt for u lume
23:53 <Lumeah> manipulateing little shithead lol
24:00 <Skirmish> Mew: I can only describe the method used to get water from the tip is being similar to sucking a nipple. 
24:00 <Skirmish> Except in this case water comes out.
24:00 <Mew> i think you just sold that drink bottle to about 20 men in here
24:04 <Lumeah> i can't see it fez
24:22 <Lumeah> yes he is :P
24:23 <Lumeah> lol
24:57 <Lumeah> shes not going ! :P
25:00 <Skirmish> Only 3 of that 20 can afford it.
25:00 <Selma> im certainly not going to call my self Patty for fuck sake . lol :P
25:00 <Skirmish> 17 are now looking at their local cash converters website. 
25:00 <Selma> whats the brand Skirmish?
25:00 <Skirmish> Camelbak.
25:07 <Fez> Touch it
25:18 <Mew> how good is king of the hill
25:32 <Fez> I forgot that existef
25:34 <Fez> D
26:00 <Skirmish> Camelbak Eddy. 
26:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish is in debt
26:00 <Skirmish> Yes he is. 
27:00 <Skirmish> He’s building equity. *rubs hands together*
27:31 <Mew> http://i2.wp.com/memecollection.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/hank-hill-on-drugs.jpg?resize=600%2C450
28:00 <Selma> camblbak are good.. i have one of those back pack bladders straw thhings
28:00 <Mew> my friend went to groovin the moo yesterday with 2 shoes on and woke up this morning with a size 10 vans on his left foot and his normal shoe on his right foot
28:57 <Fez> Hehe
29:00 <Fez> Hey mew
29:00 <Skirmish> Sounds like he overdone it a bit. 
29:19 <Mew> hey fezticles
29:21 <Mew> https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7921347840/hAC2EF57B/
29:23 <PietSAbabe> King of the kill !!
29:26 <PietSAbabe> Hill even
29:49 <Fez> Butterfree!!!!
30:00 <Pyro-> i wonder how the person wearing his other shoe felt when they woke up
31:00 <Skirmish> Selma: I’ve got a backpack I use for hiking that’s got a build in camel pack. Got it from the same site. 
31:00 <Selma> yeah one of those
31:28 <Fez> I like dragonite
32:00 <Selma> it's cool.. but ya have to make sure ya clean it out and dry it
34:00 <PietSAbabe> Whip it baibee whip it
34:00 <PietSAbabe> With cool wHip
35:00 <Mew> how good is baking soda
35:00 <Lumeah> lol... ooooook
35:00 <Mew> you can use it to clean things, scrub stuff, get stains out in the washing, BRUSH YOUR TEETH WITH IT
35:00 <Mew> heaps of stuff
35:24 <Mew> http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/221/145/1.jpg
35:43 Join: phlick ([email protected]) to #melbourne
35:59 <Fez> Hehe mew
36:00 <Lumeah> what a whip?
36:00 <Lumeah> lol
36:00 <Fez> Ho
36:00 <Fez> Hi
36:00 <Lumeah> ohh baking soda
36:00 <Lumeah> :P
36:00 <Mew> Fez you're a damn ho
36:00 <PietSAbabe> Ohjh cool
36:00 <Lumeah> hi fez
36:00 <PietSAbabe> Outlook is available for android
36:00 <Lumeah> cool
36:00 <PietSAbabe> Microsoft releating software for android
36:00 <PietSAbabe> Thats different
36:00 <PietSAbabe> Its free too :)
36:00 <PietSAbabe> How is you Lumeah/?
36:00 <Q{{> Fez, just got free advertisement from mew
37:00 <Q{{> so Mew what is fez hourly rate?
37:00 <simba> 4<Q{{> u would look at me with sullen eyes. curess ur face with my perfect cuticles and i look at u emphaticly
37:00 <Skirmish> http://www.legear.com.au/buy/March-Madness-Sale/BlackHawk-Barrage-Coyote-Tan/BH-65BG00CT
37:00 <Skirmish> That is the backpack.
37:00 <Q{{> omg ur still going on about it
37:00 <Q{{> lets move on shall we
37:00 <simba> lol
37:00 <Skirmish> Q{{: He obviously found it arousing. 
38:00 <Q{{> everyones finger slips sometimes
38:00 <Lumeah> im good thanks Piety :)
38:00 <Lumeah> lol
38:00 <Lumeah> he must have
38:00 <Fez>  I know mew
38:01 <PietSAbabe> Really wanna see tonights episode of modern family
38:04 <PietSAbabe> Its the aussie one
38:26 <PietSAbabe> He gets smacked in the face by a kangaroo and the gay guys end up riding with bikies
38:32 <DemonsRun> Mew :)
38:33 Join: crash ([email protected]) to #melbourne
39:00 <Lumeah> little annoyed at telstra but i'fix
39:00 <Skirmish> Shut up Lumeah 
40:00 <Q{{> i give u my gentle attentions, yet also showing a definite hunger as tongue trailed multiple times along glistening slit. again, that gentleness, thick fingertips spreading damp folds, revealing soft pink of valley, soon to feel slow dragging of tongue.
40:00 <Skirmish> Go and watch MacGyver.
40:00 <Lumeah> shut up about your drink bottle
40:02 <Mew> Dmonz
40:04 <Mew> :)
41:00 <Skirmish> It’s fucking amazing. 
41:00 <Q{{> my love i shall be mercifully to u and travels just a little higher on last pass to swirl and flick at delicate pearl
42:00 <Skirmish> You should get one so you allow your partner to experience something soft and supple in their mouth instead of your dried prune nipples.
42:00 <Lumeah> you aren't fucking amazing with the simpsons references :P
42:00 <Skirmish> It’s not my fault you’ve got a perm./
42:00 <Skirmish> You did it to yourself.
42:59 Quit: crash ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
43:00 <Lumeah> ummm Skirmish dear
43:00 <Skirmish> I guess having big hair keeps the run off your face when you’re mowing lawns.
43:00 <Skirmish> sun*
43:00 <Lumeah> i don't have a perm darling it's natural
43:00 <Lumeah> so you can hassel me more now
43:00 <Lumeah> :P
43:00 <Lumeah> *waits*
44:00 <Skirmish> Wait for what?  A guy willing to show you physical intimacy?  Keep waiting. 
44:00 <Skirmish> Get a cat. Be satisfied with that. 
44:00 <Mew> if you're not satisfied, get two cats
44:00 <Mew> and so on and so fourth
45:00 <beehhh> Graduation day
45:00 <Mew> forth*
45:00 <beehhh> lots of slut n that
45:00 <Q{{> what up with this
45:00 <Q{{> do ppl really do this
45:00 <Q{{> http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/secretary-ads-breast-milk.htm
46:00 <Mew> oh come on guys you need to take it in shifts
46:00 <Mew> two indian weirdos active at the same time is too much
47:00 <lumeah2> Skirmish sweety i wouldn't touch you with a barge pole hun.. so stop asking :P
47:00 <Skirmish> Why would you say that?  There was no offer of touching.  Keep dreaming! 
47:00 <lumeah2> lol
47:00 <Skirmish> LOL Mew 
47:00 <Q{{> lumeah2 would do that to me tho, Skirmish 
47:10 * phlick is away: (Auto-Away after 10 mins) [BX-MsgLog On]
48:00 <Q{{> nto sure if that is a good thing
48:00 <beehhh> im not indian neither is the Q{{
48:00 <Lumeah> do what
48:00 <Q{{>  touch you with a barge pole hun
48:00 <Lumeah> i missed that part :P
48:00 <Lumeah> oh
48:00 <Skirmish> Q{{: There is speculation Lumeah is a gay guy trawling for dick pics. I bet you’ve love that to be true. 
48:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LNeMUaJEac
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Above and Beyond pres. OceanLab "On A Good Day" Official Video (Mar 3, 2009) 3:52 - Category: Music - 4,678,322 views - 20,898 likes (98.2%), 374 dislikes (1.8%)
48:00 <Lumeah> lol
48:00 <beehhh> hey i used to post these
48:00 <Lumeah> yeah keeep thinkin that
48:00 <Q{{> yeh Mew cought Lumeah out browsing mens clothes
48:00 <beehhh> Oceanlab is chilling lah
49:00 <Lumeah> yeah that proves it
49:00 <Q{{> Lumeah, tried to cover up by saying ppl dont make work clothes for women
49:00 <Fez> Lumeah
49:00 <Lumeah> sure does.. im sitting here with my big cock as we speek
49:00 <Lumeah> :P
49:00 <Lumeah> yes fez?
49:00 <Fez> Wanna make out?
49:00 <Lumeah> flopped it out on the keys
50:00 <Nikky`> stompin :P
50:00 <Lumeah> bit hard onlie fezzy pants
50:00 <Fez> Not with me
50:00 <Fez> Just in general
50:00 <beehhh> lots of countrystyle big pork sausages
50:00 <Fez> Least i didnt get a no ;)
50:00 <Lumeah> no thanks babe aparently im ment to be happy with a cat
50:00 <Lumeah> :P
50:00 <Fez> Fuck that
50:00 <beehhh> UK organic
50:00 <Fez> They shit
51:00 <Skirmish> Fez: Do you really want to score with an ugly chick off irc? 
52:00 <beehhh> is 32 fahrenheit equal 0 degree in celcius
52:00 <Fez> Skirmish. Im not going to date u
52:00 <Lumeah> Skirmish whats to say people don't think your a ugly fuck ?
52:00 <Skirmish> That makes no sense since there was no offer and I am not female Fez.
52:00 <beehhh> so literally you'd be in a fridge all through the year
52:00 <beehhh> Skirmish is a sexy looking milf
52:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah: People have agreed in all cases that I am stunning. 
52:00 <beehhh> dont lie to us Skirmish
52:00 <Lumeah> who is clearly intelegent but has a boring ass job and needs to troll people on irc for kicks?
53:00 <Fez> It sounded like an offer skirmish
53:00 <Skirmish> Don’t suck up to me perm hair “lady”. 
53:00 <Lumeah> show me
53:00 <Fez> And if it wasnt an offer why did u ask?
53:00 <Lumeah> wheres the sucking?
53:00 <Skirmish> Fez: You must be more desperate that first thought. 
53:00 <beehhh> show us your brown maori booty Skirmish
53:00 <Lumeah> your deluided lol
53:00 <Lumeah> i don't think maoris are sexy
53:00 <beehhh> but this one is
54:00 <Mew> i tried to get Lumeah to talk about her period yesterday but she got really uncomfortable and changed the subject
54:00 <Lumeah> no he's not
54:00 <Mew> which is something someone with a penis would do
54:00 <Mew> girls just let it all out
54:00 <Fez> Ok skirmish
54:00 <Lumeah> i have a penis!!!
54:00 <Lumeah> ok you got me!!
54:00 <beehhh> dog penis are big like a rocket
54:00 <Lumeah> im outted !!
54:00 <Lumeah> lol
54:00 <Lumeah> ROF!
54:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah reminds me a lot of mzyoyo.
54:00 <Skirmish> Ditsy, not very good to the eye. 
55:00 <beehhh> both are skanky have they?
55:00 <Skirmish> Desperate for male attention.
55:00 <Mew> i still got the vagina vibe from mzyoyo though
55:00 <Mew> my vagina knew she had a vagina
55:00 <Fez> Mmm
55:00 <Mew> but my vagina thinks Lumeah definitely has a penis
55:00 <Skirmish> Yeah she was a chick. She showed me her boobs to try lure me to Sydney.
55:00 <Fez> Vaginas
55:00 <Lumeah> yeah yeah keep going i know it gets you off :P
55:00 <beehhh> shemales are the new hots
55:00 <Mew> you'd like that wouldnt you
55:00 <Mew> MAN
55:00 <Lumeah> no i didn't skirmy
55:00 <Lumeah> you wish hun
55:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah: I wasn’t talking about you. 
55:00 <PietSAbabe> Naa Lumeah's all female
55:02 <Lumeah> well i hope we are all learning from seventh heven today! lol
56:00 <PietSAbabe> I fucked her tits the other night
56:00 <Lumeah> lol
56:00 <Skirmish> Remove the tickets from your ample frame.
56:00 <beehhh> apparently i got one predominantly
56:00 <Lumeah> yeah your a good root PietSAbabe
56:00 <Lumeah> ;)
56:00 <beehhh> transexual girl
56:00 <PietSAbabe> Well duhh
56:00 <Mew> still gettin the male vibe
56:00 <Lumeah> of cource!!
56:00 <Fez> Wish i had a vagina
56:00 <Lumeah> would i expect any less hun ?
56:00 <Skirmish> Mew: I can understand why you are skeptical. female groundskeeper Willy’s?  I don’t think so. 
56:00 <PietSAbabe> I thought she was male too
57:00 <beehhh> speaking of methlab drugbust and large haul captured PietSAbabe knows nothing
57:00 <Lumeah> I have a big cock . don't i PietSAbabe ? lol :P
57:00 <Skirmish> beehhh: Pieter survived his methlab exploding many years back. 
57:00 <beehhh> max payne
57:00 <PietSAbabe> Very Lumeah
57:00 <Skirmish> When I say meth lab I mean the toilet in his 1 bedroom housing commission unit. 
57:03 <Tolradi> what the hell is seventh heven?
57:33 <Lumeah> tv show
57:50 <Tolradi> wait people watch that shit still?
57:52 <Tolradi> it's 2014
58:00 <Lumeah> hehe *plays with it*
58:00 <PietSAbabe> Skirmish: ever tried using a paint ball on your face
58:00 <PietSAbabe> Major improvement me thinks
58:00 <PietSAbabe> :))
58:00 <Lumeah> hahaha
58:00 <beehhh> I used to sniff diesel everytime i had to check dips of a 120000 lt tank at laverton
58:00 <Lumeah> woudl be
58:00 <Skirmish> You look like a muppet and you want to have a view about my face?
58:00 <Lumeah> thats like makeup gun set on whore! haha
59:00 <Lumeah> he doesn't look like a muppet!
59:00 <beehhh> i must chk out the graduation days slut
59:00 <Skirmish> http://i.imgur.com/RJ2xQXM.jpg   <—— Pieter.
59:00 <PietSAbabe> Are you still talking
59:00 <PietSAbabe> <-- Pieter
59:00 <beehhh> seven years ago i left australia
59:00 <Mew> guuuuuuuuuuy smileeeeeey
59:00 <Lumeah> lol
00:00 <Lumeah> your the muppet Skirmish
00:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
00:00 <Lumeah> miss piggy
00:00 <Lumeah> :P
00:00 <Skirmish> Oh how ironic your comments are Lumeah. So much irony. 
00:00 <Skirmish> If you could just turn the dumb down from 10 to maybe 6 that would be great.
01:00 <Doodle> fell the love
01:00 <Doodle> FELL
01:00 <Skirmish> I FELL IT
01:00 <Lumeah> lol find another angle buddy
01:00 <Doodle> thats what she said
01:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah: I can see you from all angles. All panoramic. 
02:00 <beehhh> im 38 this year
02:00 <Lumeah> well i dun wanna see you
02:00 <Doodle> you've got to be shitting me
02:00 <Skirmish> Every time Lumeah says something …. this http://i.imgur.com/EOP1aZp.png
02:00 <beehhh> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t31.0-8/892689_267088826797475_1076485113_o.jpg
03:00 <Doodle> who's that bloke next to you beehhh
03:00 <Lumeah> there just links dude , im not clicking them :D
03:00 <PietSAbabe> Why are you so depressed Skirmish?
03:00 <Doodle> ooooer
03:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos
03:00 <PietSAbabe> Did daddy shag you with a broom stick ?
03:00 <BoneCold> oh great
03:00 <BoneCold> its doodle
03:00 <Doodle> oh great
03:00 <Doodle> its BoneCold
03:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNK96nZk0Hk
03:00 <stompin> do a skidddddddddddddd
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shapeshifter - One (Sep 2, 2009) 7:12 - Category: Music - 233,543 views - 801 likes (97.6%), 20 dislikes (2.4%)
03:00 <Skirmish> Here we go … PietSAbabe defends his latest skanky mutt.  
03:00 <Lumeah> nah daddy shag him with his cock
03:07 <Tolradi> Lumeah you seriously watch Seventh Heaven?
03:59 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
04:00 <BoneCold> Doodle is the lamest person apart fro Skirmish
04:00 <Nikky`> Hey Doodle.. how are you?
04:00 <PietSAbabe> Ya mummy is a skanky mutt
04:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish is the number 1 loser
04:00 <Doodle> i'm ok thx Nikky`, you?
04:00 <BoneCold> Doodle aka Rob
04:00 <PietSAbabe> Look @ the cute puppy she popped out
04:00 <BoneCold> FAGGOT
04:00 <Doodle> BoneCold aka fuckwit
04:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/893914_10201848913798425_1309025425_o.jpg
04:00 <Nikky`> Yeah i'm not too shabby thanks
04:00 <PietSAbabe> Cute = ugly puppy dog
05:00 <Lumeah> it's funny Skirmish cuz it's true :P
05:00 <Lumeah> yeah Skirmish is cute
05:00 <Lumeah> haha
05:00 <beehhh> wine selfie is the latest
05:00 <Lumeah> to his dad cuz he liked his ass
05:00 <Doodle> [11:03] <Skirmish> Here we go … PietSAbabe defends his latest skanky mutt.   <- its just one of his other personalities dude
05:00 <Lumeah> ROF!!!!
05:00 <Doodle> its like fight club but everyone keeps their shirts on
05:00 <PietSAbabe> Yeh duuuuuuude
06:00 <Lumeah> heehee
06:00 <PietSAbabe> Its one of my other personallities
06:00 <Lumeah> yeah good on ya mate..
06:00 <Lumeah> :P
06:00 <PietSAbabe> Duuuuuuuuuuuuude
06:00 <BoneCold> Doodle tell us about abusing your op power in facebook
06:00 <Doodle> ok
06:00 <Doodle> what would you like to know
06:00 <BoneCold> Doodle will never have ops again
06:00 <Lumeah> yeah im you again PietSAbabe
06:00 <Doodle> also welcome to 5 years ago
06:00 <Lumeah> hehe heee
06:00 <Lumeah> im a sexy little fuck huh ?
06:00 <BoneCold> Doodle ruined many channels with his selfish personal motives
06:00 <Doodle> indeed
06:00 <Doodle> i'm a total cunt
07:00 <BoneCold> No not a cunt
07:00 <BoneCold> A loser
07:00 <Doodle> you're not really telling anybody anything new
07:00 <BoneCold> you're a loser
07:00 <PietSAbabe> I know Lumeah
07:00 <PietSAbabe> But Im you
07:00 <PietSAbabe> You are not me
07:00 <PietSAbabe> :P
07:00 <Lumeah> lol
07:00 <Lumeah> there youa are :P
07:00 <Doodle> Pieter it;s the only explanation for anyone finding you attractive
07:00 <Lumeah> thats the PietSAbabe i know lol
07:00 <Lumeah> :P
07:35 Join: Nikky` ([email protected]) to #melbourne
07:37 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Nikky`
08:00 <BoneCold> I'm not trying to tell anyone anything Rob, I'm having a chat to you
08:00 <beehhh> trouble is i got stooged by everybady
08:00 <BoneCold> Doodle did you know that you are a loser before I told you?
08:00 <Lumeah> im am me darling.. they just keep thinking im you :P
08:00 <beehhh> never ever im trusting a cunt again
08:00 <Lumeah> you dun want to be me darls :P
08:00 <Doodle> of course, its hardly a groundbreaking revelation
09:00 <BoneCold> It's good that you know it Doodle
09:00 <PietSAbabe> Doodle: its not hard being this good lookin , especially when mingling with a bunch of ugly people 
09:00 <PietSAbabe> :))
09:00 <Doodle> well then everyone's happy 
09:00 <BoneCold> I really don't like you
09:00 <Doodle> really
09:00 <BoneCold> I really think you are a total loser
09:00 <BoneCold> yes
09:00 <Doodle> i hadn;t noticed
09:00 <BoneCold> seriously, with Skirmish its just fun tormenting him
09:00 <Lumeah> you can buy this ego ya know :P
09:00 <BoneCold> You i actually dislike
09:00 <Doodle> mmhmm
09:00 <beehhh> then you realise many wants you dead
09:00 <Doodle> well thats awes, i dont like or dislike you 
09:00 <beehhh> http://i.imgur.com/KfMme.jpg
09:00 <BoneCold> I'm going to make your life difficult Doodle
09:10 <Mew> i still watch 7th heaven
09:13 <Mew> its a great show
09:16 <Mew> dont knock it
09:35 <Nikky`> Same Mew.. well sometimes, depends how much I can stand watching it again for 100th time
10:00 <Doodle> unlikely
10:00 <Skirmish> I think it’s fun to watch BoneCold put so much effort into “tormenting”. 
10:00 <Doodle> yeah
10:00 <BoneCold> I enjoy tormenting you Skirmish
11:00 <Doodle> you're just lines on my screen interrupting the stuff i want to read
11:00 <Doodle> nothing more
11:00 <Lumeah> why don't you get a room together? ... oh wait you have one it's called #melbourne :P
11:00 <BoneCold> Doodle your world is about to come crashing down around you
11:00 <lapotr> BoneCold you should just give u p
11:00 <lapotr> give up at life
11:00 <Doodle> lol
12:00 <BoneCold> The downfall of doodle
12:00 <Doodle> ono my world
12:00 <BoneCold> Rob
12:00 <BoneCold> the loser
12:00 <Fez> Rob graff
12:00 <Skirmish> BoneCold: Could you define what the word “tormenting” means because it seems we must have different views on it.
12:00 <BoneCold> a lewwwww sa herrrrrrr is rob *makes L sign*
12:00 <Fez> He hosted family fued
12:00 <Skirmish> BoneCold: What you call “tormenting” i call “unhealthy homosexual obsession”. 
12:00 <Fez> Fkn awesome show
12:00 <Doodle> that was rob brough
12:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish ill get back to you when I'm done with Doodle
12:00 <BoneCold> he's number 1 right now
12:34 <Pyro-> eegads
13:00 <Fez> Hmm
13:00 <lapotr> BoneCold do you have friends?
13:00 <Fez> Something like that
13:00 <BoneCold> Doodle
13:00 <BoneCold> lapotr yes
13:00 <lapotr> BoneCold why aren't you talking to them?
13:00 <Skirmish> lapotr: You really need to ask that considering how he invests his time online? 
13:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMUBMYfT4fY
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Meat Loaf Marion Raven - Its All Coming Back To Me Now (Jun 20, 2007) 3:10 - Category: Music - 380,553 views - 876 likes (97.6%), 22 dislikes (2.4%)
14:00 <Skirmish> BoneCold has no friends in life, online or even in his imagination.  His imaginary friends think he’s a wanker too.
14:00 <Doodle> btw this coffee is delicious
14:00 <BoneCold> look at Doodle
14:00 <Doodle> \o/
14:00 <Doodle> /U\
14:00 <BoneCold> he wasn't getting any attention
14:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: I was just contemplating making a coffee.  Next ship op isn’t until 2pm.  
14:00 <BoneCold> Brings up his coffee because he has nothing better to say
14:00 <Doodle> i have to work at 2
14:00 <Doodle> woo
14:00 <Lumeah> please go make some
14:00 <BoneCold> suffer Doodle
15:00 <Lumeah> bring me some to ;)
15:00 <Doodle> suffer?
15:00 <BoneCold> yes
15:00 <lapotr> BoneCold thinks having a job is bad
15:00 <Doodle> being paid double time is suffering?
15:00 <BoneCold> Suffer Doodle
15:00 <lapotr> what a dropout
15:00 <Skirmish> I thought I would feel more … full after having some chicken and rice but I am craving an anzac biscuit. 
15:00 <Doodle> hahahahahhahahahha
15:00 <lapotr> BoneCold is clearly a dole bludger or 16
15:00 <BoneCold> Doodle you are a loser
15:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Jermaine Dupri ft Jay-Z - Money Ain't a Thang.mp3 (3.87MB 128kbps Stereo 4:13)
15:00 <BoneCold> lapotr nah I have a fulltime job
15:00 <BoneCold> this is about doodle
16:00 <Doodle> fulltime fuckwit
16:00 <Skirmish> lapotr: I think he is as old as Bastardly One. 
16:00 <lapotr> BoneCold no you don't
16:00 <BoneCold> Doodle that music is lame
16:00 <BoneCold> I'm a lot younger than you Skirmish rofl
16:00 <BoneCold> and thinner
16:00 <Skirmish> BoneCold is at least 40 years old with how bitter and resentful he is. 
16:00 <BoneCold> Doodle you listen to lame music
16:00 <Doodle> no shit
16:00 <lapotr> BoneCold you watch wrestling
16:00 <BoneCold> Only losers listen to that shit
16:00 <BoneCold> This means Doodle
16:00 <BoneCold> you are once again a proven loser
16:00 <lapotr> BoneCold likes wrestling and nickleback
16:00 <Doodle> why do you think this is news
16:00 <lapotr> he puts this on dating profiles too
16:43 Quit: PietSAbabe ([email protected]) EOF from client
17:00 <lapotr> so girls are warned away
17:00 <Crip> your trolling skills are pretty poor BoneCold
17:00 <BoneCold> Crip, I'm not a troll
17:00 <BoneCold> I'm here to tell the truth
17:00 <Lumeah> Meah longer he stays the better he'll get
17:00 <Fez> Wanna be troll
17:00 <BoneCold> Todays truth is about Doodle
17:00 <Doodle> i dont even know who this cunt is, did i fuck your sister BoneCold?
17:00 <BoneCold> I seem to have all your attention
17:00 <Crip> can i feauture in tomorros truth session ?
17:00 <Doodle> is that why you're pissed?
17:00 <BoneCold> mission accomplished
17:16 Quit: Pieter ([email protected]) austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by Pieter1)
17:40 Join: Pieter ([email protected]) to #melbourne
17:44 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/400990_584241881597320_1673392776_n.jpg
17:51 <Pieter> Pieter is great
17:57 * Pieter is great
18:00 <PietSAbabe> Me fucks Lumeah's big titties !
18:00 <BoneCold> Doodle you have not had sex in years
18:00 <lapotr> BoneCold likes to talk about veryone else but not himself
18:00 <Doodle> lolol
18:00 <Skirmish> The truth according to BoneCold.  Having a job is bad.  Having debt is bad. Jacking off on cam is ok though. 
18:00 <Doodle> @mp3 TISM - Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me.mp3 (6.49MB 128kbps Stereo 7:05)
18:04 <Pieter> Whale
19:00 <Lumeah> how about jacking off at work Skirmish while your trolling people? is that ok ?
19:00 <Mew> http://psychos.babewalker.com/chapter1FULL/
19:00 <Mew> its so wrong but i think i want to buy this book
19:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah: Don’t involve me in your sick fantasies. 
19:00 <Mew> "I accepted their offer because rejecting it would have made me look like a cunt, and I may be a cunt, but I sure as fuck didn’t want to look like one."
19:00 <Mew> LOL
19:00 <Lumeah> not mine dalh
19:00 <Skirmish> Mew: It’s completely understandable you would want to read up about panda.
19:00 <Doodle> BoneCold can you give me some more attention please
20:00 <Doodle> its been 2 mins
20:00 <Doodle> almost
20:00 <Lumeah> it's your reality skirmmy babe ;)
20:00 <Mew> oh its way better than pandas
20:42 Join: doctor ([email protected]) to #melbourne
21:00 <Mew> its some complete bitch who just got out of rehab
22:00 <Doodle> my favourite kind of bitch
23:00 <BoneCold> Doodle knows all about being a bitch
23:00 <Doodle> ah there we go
23:00 <BoneCold> sissy little bitch
23:00 <Doodle> i thought you'd gone to jack off over your 'tormenting' effort
23:09 <Fez> Lol mew wtf
23:48 <Pyro-> the way it should be
24:00 <mr_ducati> skirmish is a faggot.
24:00 <BoneCold> I don't torment you Doodle
24:00 <Lumeah> yup
24:00 <BoneCold> I just tell you the truth
25:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish is among the tormented
25:00 <mr_ducati> pff hes just a lonely old man
25:00 <Doodle> how prophetic
25:00 <Skirmish> Skirmish continues to come back to irc because of all the amusement. 
25:00 <Lumeah> welcome back PandasDontDrive
25:00 <Doodle> yeah
25:00 <Mew> oh lawdy
25:00 <Doodle> i miss having a fan club
25:00 <Lumeah> you get off on it
25:00 <mr_ducati> your a llonely loser skirmish, end of story.
25:00 <Doodle> its nice to remenisce
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> ty lume <3
25:00 <BoneCold> Have you heard about the lonesome loser?
26:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish is his name
26:00 <Skirmish> mr_ducati: In the words of the great man, Justin Timberlake.  Cry me a river. 
26:00 <Lumeah> :) np babe :)
26:00 <Doodle> lol
26:00 <Mew> "Baby Bye Bye Bye"
26:00 <Mew> the early justin timberlake
26:15 <Pyro-> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0oyZKR7Pgw
26:16 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cyanide and Happiness - Birthday Boy (Aug 21, 2013) 1:37 - Category: Comedy - 5,635,322 views - 91,656 likes (97.6%), 2,222 dislikes (2.4%)
26:20 Join: Lumeah ([email protected]) to #melbourne
26:36 <Pieter> Hah
27:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah: I am not familiar with the words required from the english language to describe just how stupid people see you as. I know in your mind you think you’re quick witted and throwing out burns left and right … but it’s just all in your head.  
27:09 <Pieter> Woolworths has laced mushrooms
27:11 <Pieter> They got FAULTY MUSHROOMS
27:32 <Lumeah> lol
27:45 Quit: Fez ([email protected]) Quit: Z-Lined
28:00 <Skirmish> BoneCold: If you knew half as much as you thought you knew then you would also know my name … which as amazing as it may be … isn’t Skirmish. 
28:00 <Lumeah> really?
28:00 <Lumeah> dah
28:00 <Skirmish> I am kind of jealous Doodle. He knows your name but doesn’t know mine. He obviously likes you more. 
28:00 <Lumeah> mines not lumeah either
28:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah: See my previous comment towards you. It remains valid. 
28:13 <Pieter> Im gonna sell my arcade machine
28:28 <Lumeah> didn't you just get it ?
28:31 <Pieter> Buy an x-arcade twin joystick controller thing and just run emulators
28:52 <Pieter> Which one?
28:52 <Lumeah> ahh col
28:56 <Mew> yeah but meth Lumeah
28:59 <Pieter> The jamma machine
29:00 <Lumeah> i don't rank your vadility
29:00 <BoneCold> Have you heard about the lonesome loser?
29:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish is his name
29:01 <Mew> dont forget the meth
29:04 <Pieter> Yeh
29:07 <Pieter> Dun forget the meth
29:30 Join: Ana_Ng ([email protected]) to #melbourne
29:42 <Mew> my nan is watching breaking bad atm
29:48 <Mew> shes about half way through the box set
29:49 <Mew> she loves it
30:00 <Doodle> lol Skirmish
30:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah: You mow lawns for a living and trim the occasional bush (shame you can’t trim the hedge that is your hair).  You need all the good advice you can get. 
30:00 <Lumeah> no i don't
30:00 <Lumeah> :P
30:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah is going to lead the green army for our PM. 
30:00 <Mew> that sounds pretty manly
30:00 <Lumeah> im a man i have a pennis
30:04 <Pieter> Its quite good that show
30:32 <Pieter> The onyl fake thing in it is the shit they end up crushing, its candy :p
30:47 <Pieter> TUCO YOURE PUTTING LOLLIPOP IN YOUR NOSE@@@
30:49 <Mew> calm your meth receptors
31:00 <beehhh> bullshit show me
31:00 <Lumeah> "girls have vagianas and boys have a penis"
31:00 <Fez> Howd you piss skirmish off Lumeah?
31:00 <beehhh> your penis is not your anymore
31:18 * Pieter shoots Mew with the ACNE rocket
31:29 <Mew> oi
31:50 <Lumeah> hee heee
32:00 <Skirmish> Fez: Told her I wasn’t interested in her and explained how she looks plain and boring and her online personality is that of someone who gets services from the house with no steps.
32:00 <Lumeah> http://24.media.tumblr.com/37161b4e48d90ffe723394109367bf5c/tumblr_n4h65d00Tr1skim7jo1_500.jpg
33:00 <Lumeah> thats my penis
33:00 <Mew> that is a nice penis
33:00 <Fez> You sound like the butthurt one skirmish
33:00 <Lumeah> thanks
33:00 <Skirmish> http://imgur.com/kTD6hku   <——— Forgot I had this pic.  It’s a lovely ring. 
33:00 <Skirmish> Fez: You can suck up to her all you like mate don’t consider me an obstacle. 
34:00 <Lumeah> it's gonna get cougt on everything
34:00 <Fez> Its just you keep trying ti put her down..
34:00 <Lumeah> scratch stuff
34:00 <Fez> Would be the ither way if u rejected her
34:00 <beehhh> no one sucks my gf's Doodle better than I
34:00 <Lumeah> Skirmish loves me ;)
34:00 <Fez> Just sayin
34:00 <Skirmish> Fez: You should concentrate on areas of expertise that you’re good at …leave psychology to the professionals. 
34:00 <Lumeah> but i don't love him
35:00 <Lumeah> you aren't a pro...
35:00 <Lumeah> pro troll lol
35:00 <Mew> is that just a random cock pic from google or is that someones from here Lumeah?
35:00 <Mew> cos thats a really nice penis
35:00 <Lumeah> sitting at work wanking to trolling people
35:00 <Fez> Your personal troll lumw
35:00 <Fez> Lume
35:00 <Lumeah> nooooo it's mine!!!
35:00 <Lumeah> MINE!!!
35:00 <Lumeah> ALL MINE!
35:00 <Lumeah> lol
36:00 <Skirmish> It does annoy me that people throw around the word “troll” to explain just about anything these days.  
36:00 <Mew> no its not, yours is small and weird. if that was your penis you wouldnt be pretending to be a girl on irc, you'd be banging ladies IRL with it
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> why dont you get offline
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> go take care of your retarded child
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> and get a fucking life
36:00 <Mew> i think you need to get offline for a little longer PaedophilesDontDrive
37:00 <Mew> you clearly havent stopped being mentally ill yet
37:00 <Mew> come back when you're sane 
37:00 <Skirmish> Fez: PLUS … I am not interested in women who have unskilled manual labour jobs.  It demonstrates they have no drive to further themselves or intelligence to achieve something better. 
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> says the girl that didnt finish highschool and had a kid with a drug addict
37:00 <Skirmish> Just to clarify for you.
37:00 <Fez> Wow
37:00 <Fez> U still goin mate?
38:00 <Skirmish> Fez: Just clarifying for you since you took such an interest. 
38:00 <Skirmish> Am I using too many words for you?  
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> Most mothers wouldnt be online ignoring their childs needs just to chat Mew
38:00 <BoneCold> Have you heard about the lonesome loser?
38:00 <Fez>  Lol
38:00 <Skirmish> I can summarise it all into 3 words for you. 
38:00 <Skirmish> She is terrible. 
38:00 <Skirmish> Done.
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> Or is Ben smoking that hash oil and holdin' the kid upsidedown?
39:00 <beehhh> still your fault PandasDontDrive
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> shimon what?
39:00 <Mew> you need to calm down some more PaedophilesDontDrive
39:00 <Mew> take another breather
39:00 <beehhh> why would you let her have kids with an drug addict
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> there you go again
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> you come around my place to see dylan to get drugs
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> yrs ago
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> u have a kid with Ben the hash oil addict
39:00 <lapotr> PandasDontDrive you live in the past
39:00 <Skirmish> PandasDontDrive: You clearly stated you wanted to sexually penetrate a small child and then kill it. What else would you call yourself? 
40:00 <lapotr> YEARS AGo
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> and I'm the bad guy?
40:00 <lapotr> YEARS AGO
40:00 <beehhh> yes
40:00 <lapotr> you dropkick
40:00 <beehhh> badboy for life
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're the two most screqed up idiots I've ever met!
40:00 <lapotr> yes you are the bad guy
40:00 <beehhh> badboys
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> lapotr kiss my fucking arse.
40:00 <Skirmish> I KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT YOU FRM 1997 AND CLEARLY IS REMAINS VALID TODAY! 
40:00 <Lumeah> i liked talking about my penis better!
40:00 <lapotr> PandasDontDrive I'm not into you at all, sorry
40:00 <Lumeah> :P
40:00 <Mew> heres something thats not from 1997 and proves you're a paedophile: http://i.imgur.com/R9oValQ.png
40:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah: Take it to PM with Fez. 
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew you want to say something true
40:00 <Lumeah> or the fact im PietSAbabe
40:00 <Mew> anyone who hasnt seen this yet -> http://i.imgur.com/R9oValQ.png
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> why don't you start
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> by being honest
41:00 <Fez> Butthurt
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> about what and who you are
41:00 <Mew> heres a wee linky to PaedophilesDontDrive http://i.imgur.com/R9oValQ.png
41:00 <Lumeah> why am i interupting your wanking to trollin?
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> and who and what Ben aka Pirate is
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> and don't take your shit out on me online
41:00 <PietSAbabe> BUT IM SEXY! !!!!
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> okay?
41:00 <Mew> you need to have another ciggy bru
41:00 <Lumeah> AND I HAVE A PENIS!!
41:02 <Tolradi> Mew, is Lumeah a guy?
41:22 <Mew> im not sure
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> um
42:00 <Lumeah> AND MEW DOENS'T LIKE IT ..
42:00 <Lumeah> :(
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> eiley?
42:00 <Lumeah> NO
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice re-write
42:00 <Lumeah> :p
42:00 <Mew> you tried to calm down for a while and it didnt work so log off and try again
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> how about this
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> just
42:00 <Lumeah> CAN I FUCK YOU MEW?
42:00 <lapotr> PandasDontDrive you threatened Mew before
42:00 <Lumeah> WITH MY PENIS?
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont fucking talk about me
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> or to me
42:00 <lapotr> you said you knew where she lived and she shouldn't feel safe
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> direct or indirect
42:00 <lapotr> that's a threat
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> okay
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> lapotr shhh kid
43:00 <Mew> dont embarrass yourself by trying to tell people that its a fake log because that just makes you look dumber than you already are
43:00 <lapotr> PandasDontDrive you're also a scum bag, who mooches shit from people
43:00 <Skirmish> PandasDontDrive enjoys intimidating women and PM’ing them threatening and violent messages. 
43:00 <Lumeah> WE all need to go and see a movie.
43:00 <lapotr> and never pays them back
43:00 <Skirmish> What a great guy he is.
43:00 <doctor> in the navy
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> well it is
43:00 <Lumeah> it's got borg conatations
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's what you do best
43:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/R9oValQ.png
43:00 <Mew> thats a fake log?
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> going around, behind my back
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> spreading rumours
43:19 <Tolradi> she likes seventh heaven
43:25 <Tolradi> no guy could endure such bullshit
43:40 <Mew> thats a complete lie guys love 7th heaven
43:43 <Mew> its a proven fact
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> like Jamiee
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> untill
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> apparently
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> YOU DONT KNOW THE JAIMEE I KNEW
44:00 <Lumeah> "we are the borg, you will be asimalated" and if i cna't spell it , fix it for me skimrmy
44:00 <lapotr> PandasDontDriveyou shouldnt feel safe, the next knock on your door will be the cops
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> so your whole, josh bashed a woman shit
44:00 <Skirmish> I may not be able to get you z-lined PandasDontDrive but I think you’ve proven you deserve the same perm ban from this channel that Shads got and he says stuff like you did to Mew. 
44:00 <Mew> dont try to change the subject now because you realised its not a fake log
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> you just say on here
44:00 <Mew> stay on track or log off and calm down
44:00 <Mew> you're all over the place
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> and I told you
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> if I had bashed a chick
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> and an ambulance was called
44:44 Join: cYbR ([email protected]) to #melbourne
45:00 <Lumeah> can i ban you skimmy babe ?
45:00 <doctor> !YVAN EHT NIOJ
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> cops would've been called too
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> and I would've gone to prison
45:00 <Mew> stop changing the subject
45:00 <Lumeah> no
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> and be there right now
45:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah: I would REALLY like it if you didn’t focus all your dumb at me. 
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> so quit with your fucking bullshit
45:00 <lapotr> you're going to prison soon
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> you may have guys on here sucking up your tits
45:00 <Mew> spread the dumb around
45:00 <Lumeah> you donT want my penis then?
45:00 <Mew> pandas has got plenty
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> but you and I both know
45:00 <Lumeah> ... awww
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're fulla shit
45:31 <Pyro-> you don't know any guys, do you ..
46:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/R9oValQ.png
46:00 <lapotr> PandasDontDrive has plenty of tits?
46:00 <Mew> thats full of shit?
46:00 <Lumeah> im heart broken
46:00 <Mew> please explain how its fake
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> you can re-write the fuck outta irc
46:00 <Mew> thats a screenshot
46:00 <Mew> you cant rewrite a screenshot
46:00 <Mew> idiot
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> I don't know why you started on me in the first
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> you come around here to see dylan n get eccies
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> with that other drugslut
46:00 <Mew> it could have something to do with you being a paedophile
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> Natalie?
46:00 <DemonsRun> That's fucking full on
46:54 <Lumeah> ROF!!!
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> Ben ur bf Pirate
47:00 <DemonsRun> The hell possessed you to say something like that?!
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> doin shit here
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> so I smash his pipe
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> n kick him out
47:00 <Mew> because hes a psychotic paedophile
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
47:00 <lapotr> PandasDontDrive is a tough guy, you can't feel safe if he knows where you live
47:00 <DemonsRun> You so tuff PandasDontDrive 
47:00 <DemonsRun> So so tuff
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> DemonsRun relax
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> Ellie
47:00 <lapotr> he'll come around if you talk stuff about him on IRC
47:00 <lapotr> and call you by your real name
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> stop with the irc shit
47:00 <DemonsRun> Good luck to him finding me lmao
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> stop going behind my back
47:04 <Lumeah> mew do you want my skype?
47:06 <Lumeah> :P
47:29 <Pieter> I watch 7th Heaven on my mornings off
47:32 <Pieter> So FUCKyouall
47:46 <Pieter> I learn so many morals from it
47:57 <Pieter> Like... now I steal the money from the churches n stuff
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> and talking shit about me to ppl
48:00 <lapotr> she's saying it in here
48:00 <lapotr> with you around
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> we met fkn once
48:00 <lapotr> you dumb piece of shit
48:00 <DemonsRun> Clearly not talking behind your back 
48:00 <DemonsRun> Lmao
48:00 <Mew> im not going behind your back im putting this -> http://i.imgur.com/R9oValQ.png <- right here infront of your face
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> because you wanted drugs from Dylan
48:00 <Mew> where you can see it
48:00 <Mew> right there
48:00 <Mew> here it is again http://i.imgur.com/R9oValQ.png
48:00 <Mew> incase you missed it
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> this is what you do
48:00 <lapotr> Mew is this what you're talking about? http://i.imgur.com/R9oValQ.png
48:00 <Mew> thats the one lapotr 
48:12 <Pieter> I keep leaving notes saying 'JESUS DOES NOT NEED THIS'
48:20 <Lumeah> and how to have 7 mins in a closet with another girl
49:00 <Mew> im glad you can see it infront of you
49:00 <Mew> not behind your back
49:00 <lapotr> I think that http://i.imgur.com/R9oValQ.png is a good picture
49:00 <lapotr> and everyone should look at it
49:00 <lapotr> it shows you what PandasDontDrive is really like
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's it ellie
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> kep goin
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> keep*
49:00 <Skirmish> PandasDontDrive: Nobody is believing your story. Nobody is interested in what Mew did years ago.  You have gone too far. You will be dealt with.  #cats is there all the other rejects go after they get perm ban from here. You should join it now and get used to being there.
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> keep on with the irc stuff
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> I mean
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> if it isnt enough Ben the hash addict bf loves you
50:00 <Mew> he wont get perm banned from here
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> you need the attention of irc guys
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> that constantly talk about your tits
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> n crack onto you
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> makes you feel worth something yeah?
50:00 <Skirmish> Mew: He should do. Shads says he’s going to kill Serenity’s kids and he’s perm ban. What’s the difference?
50:00 <BoneCold> Have you heard about the lonesome loser?
50:00 <Mew> he will go on like this all day now but he wont get perm banned lol
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> Skirmish
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> I asked
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> if you'd stop
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> you keep going
51:00 <BoneCold> Lwaxana
51:00 <Mew> Skirmish, because its my kid and im not an op
51:00 <Lumeah> i heard about the lonesome loser
51:00 <BoneCold> FUCK OFF
51:00 <Lwaxana> hmmm
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> and spreading rumours about me
51:00 <Mew> hey lwaxy
51:00 <Lwaxana> really?
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> I've asked so many times
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> for you to fucking stop
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> and you don't
51:00 <Lwaxana> hi Mew
51:00 <lapotr> PandasDontDrive god stop raving on
51:00 <Mew> PandasDontDrive, this is not a rumour.. http://i.imgur.com/R9oValQ.png
51:00 <Mew> this is a screen shot
51:00 <lapotr> you literally won't stop
51:00 <Mew> of what you said to me
51:00 <Mew> no rumours about it
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> sure..
51:45 <Pieter> Hmm, im going back to bed
51:46 <Pieter> Bbl
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52:00 <Mew> you dont remember that you're a sick paedophile?
52:00 <Mew> i think thats something you should know all the time
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah..
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm a paedophile, again..
52:00 <Mew> you said you want to put your penis in a 1yrld and fuck them
52:00 <Mew> that makes you a paedophile buddy
52:00 <Mew> no two ways about it
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> no I didn't
52:00 <Skirmish> Where is the other screen cap that Simba linked Mew?  Need it now.
52:00 <lapotr> PandasDontDrive you should be a speech writer for Tony Abbott
52:00 <DemonsRun> Mew, wildturkey was perm banned for talking shit about my dead kids... I think this warrants a ban
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53:00 <Lwaxana> does PandasDontDrive need some time out?
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> DemonsRun
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> no Lwaxana
53:00 <Mew> he wont get perm banned from here DemonsRun 
53:00 <lapotr> considering he's been threatening mew, probably
53:00 <Lwaxana> people seem to think you do
53:00 <DemonsRun> We shall see
54:00 <Lumeah> changes subject. PietSAbabe is sexy :P
54:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/yNjbEuI.png
54:00 <Mew> that was the first screenshot Skirmish 
54:00 <lapotr> [10:07:15] <PandasDontDrive> you about 309 mins from our place on KI [10:07:28] <PandasDontDrive> so dont feel safe
54:00 <Mew> is that what you were talking about?
54:00 <Lumeah> ding
54:00 <Lwaxana> Mew
54:00 <Skirmish> It’s ok Lwaxana is in the channel. They can see. 
54:00 <Mew> lwax lwax
55:00 <Lwaxana> type /ignore PandasDontDrive
55:00 <Lwaxana> he is noiw ignoiring you
55:00 <Lwaxana> so I suggest you all calm down
55:00 <Mew> hes been saying hes been ignoring me for 2 days now 
56:00 <DemonsRun> It's fucking pathetic. Threatening people over the Internet 
56:00 <Mew> i dont think ignoring a paedophile stops them from being a paedophile
56:00 <DemonsRun> ^^
56:00 <Mew> the police dont tell you to /ignore paedophiles when they threaten to murder and rape your children
56:00 <Mew> thats a bit ridiculous
56:00 <Lwaxana> and I dont think calling someone a paedophile makes them one
56:00 <Mew> i agree Lwaxana 
57:00 <Lwaxana> MEW - just calm down
57:00 <PietSAbabe> YEH !!
57:00 <Mew> but when someone says they want to stick their penis in a baby and FUCK THEM
57:00 <Mew> i think that makes them a paedophile
57:00 <Mew> dont you?
57:00 <PietSAbabe> CALM DOWN
57:00 <Skirmish> Considering PandasDontDrive’s history he will simply change nicks and relog his modem to get around the /ignore and continue.  Leaving him in the channel does not make him realise what he typed was inappropriate. 
57:00 <PietSAbabe> Or come don
57:00 <PietSAbabe> One of em
57:00 <Lwaxana> if you have proof of the claims then take it to the police
57:00 <PietSAbabe> Lwaxana had my kid and the bitch wont let me see her :(
57:00 <PietSAbabe> :p
57:00 <Mew> see DemonsRun?
58:00 <Alleenkatze> Hello.
58:00 <Mew> nothing will happen 
58:00 <Lumeah> :(
58:00 <Mew> its like the catholic church
58:00 <PietSAbabe> Its ok Lumeah
58:00 <Mew> protect them
58:00 <PietSAbabe> Lwaxana is old so when she passes away , you can raise the kid as your own
58:00 <PietSAbabe> :))
59:00 <Lwaxana> Pieter ..ssshhhuussshh
59:00 <DemonsRun> You tell her to calm down... Ever had your kids threatened? Or family?
59:00 <Lwaxana> DemonsRun yes
59:00 <DemonsRun> Not something to easily calm down from. Obviously shaken her
59:00 <Lwaxana> like people threatening on here to rape my mother ..she is 90
59:00 <Skirmish> Mew: It’s why Shads is still flooding channels and PM windows saying that he will kill Serenity’s kids.  They know nothing can happen to them.  The admin of this server may as well not exist. 
59:00 <Lwaxana> BUT
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> your mum is 90?
00:00 <Lwaxana> this is mIRC
00:00 <Lumeah> but your biteing her stil.. im not rasing your kid babe :P
00:00 <Lwaxana> if you don;t like it leave
00:00 <PietSAbabe> Amen
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm taking Aged Care soon
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause mum is getting old
00:00 <PietSAbabe> Everyone doesnt have a mum to rape!
01:00 <Lumeah> and you complaining about PandasDontDrive lol
01:00 <Lwaxana> see Pieter ..some people would find that omment offensive
01:00 <Lumeah> PietSAbabe rapes mums l..
01:00 <Lumeah> lol
01:00 <PietSAbabe> Lwaxana:im not offensive:(
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer but Piet loves his toes sucked ;)
01:00 <PietSAbabe> <---- good awesome awesomer guy
01:00 <PietSAbabe> :)
01:00 <Lwaxana> but I know Pieter has no manners so I ignore him
01:00 <PietSAbabe> Pfft
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02:00 <PietSAbabe> Im full of manners!!!
02:00 <Skirmish> It is little wonder that the austnet population has shrunk so so much over the years … but anyway.  It’s good to have things cleared up. 
02:00 <Lumeah> when you wanna be
02:00 <Lumeah> lol
02:00 <Mew> what a time to timeout lol
02:00 <Lwaxana> Skirmish ??? that's another silly comment
02:00 <PietSAbabe> See
02:00 <PietSAbabe> MANNERS!
02:00 <PietSAbabe> Ps. I put some revenge crabs in that tissue
02:00 <PietSAbabe> =P
03:00 <Skirmish> Lwaxana: Not at all. I am pleased that the problem has been resolved. Thank you for answering the query and actioning it. 
03:00 <Lumeah> you would!
03:00 <Lumeah> haha
03:00 <Lwaxana> Skirmish mIRC has always been abusive, filled with random strange people  .. its why many people opted for Facebook and the like
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04:00 <Lumeah> yeah thats why Skirmish is still here
04:00 <Mew> we all know that and abusive and strange for the most part is amusing
04:00 <Lwaxana> and your excuse Lumeah ??
04:00 <Mew> but everyone can see when a person is actually mentally ill
04:00 <Mew> and should be removed from society
04:00 <Lumeah> same as yours
04:00 <Lwaxana> reallky MEW
04:00 <PietSAbabe> Cos Lumeah wants me
04:00 <Skirmish> Lwaxana: That has justified everything.  Again, thank you.
04:00 <PietSAbabe> Tis the only reason shes here:p
04:00 <Lumeah> lol
04:00 <Mew> lol Skirmish 
04:00 <Lwaxana> Lumeah you have no idea why I am here
04:00 <Lumeah> well cha can't have mine
05:00 <Lumeah> cha =she
05:00 <Lumeah> either do you love ,
05:00 <Mew> go ladies go
05:00 <Lumeah> you fucked and bite me for weeks PietSAbabe...
05:00 <Mew> winner gets PietSAbabe 
06:00 <Lumeah> lol
06:00 <Lumeah> can leave now?
06:00 <DemonsRun> Winner gets a slab
06:00 <DemonsRun> Anything they want
06:00 <DemonsRun> I just want to watch the fight
06:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
06:00 <PietSAbabe> DONT Lwaxana
06:00 <PietSAbabe> I know you want me
06:00 <PietSAbabe> Secretly
06:00 <PietSAbabe> :p
06:00 <Mew> TWL Piet has a thing for women with authoritay
07:00 <PietSAbabe> Hahaha fuck i love her
07:00 <Mew> oh my god.. BOTH YOUR LADIES FUCKED OFF
07:00 <Alleenkatze> PandasDontDrive: Is that how you make yourself feel tough, threatening women and their families.
07:00 <PietSAbabe> Im repulsive :(
08:00 <Skirmish> That’s ok so is Lumeah. 
08:00 <Skirmish> Perfect match.
08:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
08:00 <PietSAbabe> You cant win friends with salad Skirmish
08:00 <Mew> hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
08:00 <PietSAbabe> You win them with drugs
08:00 <Skirmish> Like fractions you cancel each other out … making sure no other person is unwitting trapped by either of your disgustingness. 
08:00 <Mew> you better go fix your mistakes piet
09:00 <DemonsRun> And yet... You know she wants you Skirmish 
09:00 <PietSAbabe> But thers about 30,000 of em
09:00 <PietSAbabe> :(
09:00 <Mew> treat em mean keep em keen
09:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: I am doing my best to deter her. 
09:00 <PietSAbabe> Im not a mean person
09:00 <DemonsRun> It's not working!!
09:00 <Mew> or in piets case, give them crack throw them back
09:00 <DemonsRun> Try harder!
09:00 <PietSAbabe> Im the most luvable person alive ::)
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10:00 <lapotr> DemonsRun: Lumeah wants Skirmish to rub her cankle cream in for her
10:00 <Mew> yeah thats why i gave u a different motto
10:00 <PietSAbabe> Whats wrong ith crack >!>>!!>
10:00 <Mew> cos ur different
10:00 <lapotr> and fetch her junk mail to read
10:00 <DemonsRun> Oh ik lapotr 
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11:00 <lapotr> PietSAbabe do you have a thing for Lumeah?
11:00 <PietSAbabe> Yeh its called a cock
11:00 <Skirmish> If by “thing” you mean a shared STI.  Then yes. 
12:00 <lapotr> they can share their retirement unit together
12:00 <Skirmish> Housing Commission offers retirement villas?
12:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mKDvp7MavQ
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: PINK FLOYD - Learning To Fly (Aug 30, 2013) 4:54 - Category: Music - 582,703 views - 2,656 likes (97.8%), 61 dislikes (2.2%)
12:00 <PietSAbabe> Do you hav anything new to say Skirmish or do you just keep recycling your old idiotic comments ?
13:00 <PietSAbabe> Daytona 500 is on
13:00 <PietSAbabe> Chan one
13:00 <Mew> nice doctor
13:00 <doctor> Worst thing you can do when old is to go into a home or join a retirement commune
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13:37 <Pieter> fuck im depressed
13:40 <Pieter> mandy has gotten skinny
13:49 <Pieter> how the fuck did this happen :(
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14:39 <Lumeah> mandy who
14:41 <Lumeah> :P
14:48 <Lumeah> * hugs*
14:50 <Pieter> one of the ex's
14:54 <Pieter> no one important
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15:00 <lapotr> PietSAbabe do you like watchin the golf with Lumeah?
15:00 <doctor> this is a good pic to match that song http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1398476122484.jpg
15:13 <Lumeah> ahh ok
15:28 <Lumeah> i know someone thats gotten skinny, worrys me alot :(
15:53 <Pieter> i gotten skinny quick too
16:06 <Pieter> but i got liver problems
16:11 <Pieter> but ill survive
16:16 <Pieter> I WILL SURVIVE
16:22 <Pieter> OHHH YEAHHHH
16:48 <Lumeah> yeahhhhh!!
17:00 <Mew> oh my god this book LOL "It was like a seizure fucked a blackout and gave birth to a litter of tourettes."
17:00 <doctor> which book is this?
18:00 <PietSAbabe> lapotr: only when the ball hits you in the head
18:00 <PietSAbabe> Youre the bunker
18:00 <PietSAbabe> Fuckin ambrose finishing 18th
18:00 <PietSAbabe> Greee
18:00 <PietSAbabe> Daytona 500 biggest race:))
19:00 <Mew> you would absolutely hate it doctor 
20:00 <Mew> its 80% rubbish 20% funny
20:00 <doctor> fair enough
21:00 <doctor> I haven't read anything for a while. I get saturated by enough words from the internet
21:00 <Skirmish> Mew: That is a better ratio than irc that is 98% rubbish and 2% funny.
22:00 <doctor> If you're on the internet for much of the day, I say you'd read much more than those who lived 100-200 years a go
22:00 <Mew> i wish it was the other way around
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23:00 <Mew> never really thought of it like that doctor 
29:00 <Mew> http://psychos.babewalker.com/chapter2/
29:00 <Mew> so bitchy
30:40 <Pieter> i love the art on the nascars
30:48 <Pieter> some of em are just *drools*
31:00 <Skirmish> Is the author one of those buxom women with lots of tattoo’s who do the 1950’s wife pose? 
31:00 <Mew> nooo
31:00 <Mew> i think shes like anorexic fashionista type
31:29 <Lumeah> in what way ?
31:31 <partay> Pieter do you like spinning things on your desk ?
32:00 <Mew> she went to rehab for shopping and coke addiction
32:00 <Skirmish> Ah ok. Because that other type I described … is 6 shades of stupid. 
32:16 <Mew> weeeeeeeeeeeee
33:00 <Skirmish> There we go! If I decide to write a book I shall call it “6 shades of stupid”.
34:11 <partay> Pieter why did you send me a youngfatties.com link ?
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37:07 <Tolradi> Lumeah, Pieter keeps thinking about his exs
37:17 <Tolradi> looks like you're just there to fill the gap
37:19 <Lumeah> yeah i know
37:25 <Lumeah> lol so is he
37:28 <Lumeah> lol :P
37:28 <Tolradi> better go watch some more Koshie on Sunrise
37:45 <Lumeah> i need a gap filler aswell :P
38:03 <Tolradi> Selley's
38:05 <Tolradi> gap filler
38:07 <Tolradi> it works
38:12 <Mew> ha ha ha
38:18 <Lumeah> haha
38:40 <Tolradi> you could use it on your face to smooth it out at least
38:44 <Tolradi> or putty
38:59 <Lumeah> like you did on yours?
39:00 <Tolradi> sadly it won't fix that horrible hair you have
39:03 <Lumeah> did it work well?
39:12 <Lumeah> lol ;)
39:24 <Tolradi> I'm not sure, my face is pretty smooth since I'm young and avoid sun damage
39:25 <Lumeah> you love my hair ;)
39:38 <Tolradi> I think your hair would burn very well
39:48 <Tolradi> with all the hair spray you no doubt use in it, even more so
40:00 <doctor> haha
40:00 <doctor> they must be good friends
41:00 <Mew> who?
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42:00 <doctor> the two girls in your link
42:07 <Pieter> aweome race
42:11 <Pieter> aaaaaaaaaaaaanyway
42:13 <Pieter> hi
42:16 <Pieter> im a turtle
42:27 <Pieter> they tell me im good at ninja
42:45 <Pieter> oh and my mummy had this kouta ooze happenin
43:00 <Mew> oh! i didnt think you'd read it lol
43:42 <Q{{> back from a nap
43:51 <Q{{> still in need of a hottie
44:00 <doctor> Not all of it, just some of it
44:02 <Lumeah> nun here
44:11 <partay> none
44:37 <Pieter> punch ons in nascar
44:47 <Pieter> fuckin woo
45:00 <doctor> Some garbage is alright, they're not trying to be serious. I can't stand the ranting of feminist literature though
45:05 <Pieter> thats gonna make the news tonight hehehe
45:25 <Tolradi> Lumeah you should marry Pieter, he sounds perfect for you
45:42 <Tolradi> aren't you older than him though?
45:52 <Pieter> im perfect to anyone
45:56 <Pieter> not for
45:58 <Pieter> but to
45:59 <Pieter> :)
46:05 <DemonsRun> No, you're not
46:09 <Tolradi> Pieter is Lumeah older than you?
46:16 <Tolradi> isn't she like 45 or something?
46:17 <Pieter> YES I AM DEMONSRUN
46:20 <Pieter> I AM!!
46:26 <DemonsRun> No, you are not.
46:32 <Pieter> pfft
46:37 <Pieter> youre just saying that to be mean :(
46:50 <Lumeah> im not 45
46:58 <DemonsRun> Lies^
47:03 <Tolradi> Pieter would you like to be Lumeah's carer? help her in her chair, massage her dry, scaly legs
47:20 <Pieter> are you a lil jealous there Tolradi?
47:25 <Pieter> i mean
47:26 <Pieter> its ok
47:30 <Pieter> im not judging
47:44 <Pieter> but yeh you may wanna tone it down a lil
47:53 <Pieter> make it a lil less obvious if ya get what i mean
48:01 <Pieter> *pats* on the back
48:09 <Tolradi> I'm totally jealous of you lusting for an oldie
48:13 <Lumeah> ohh landline is on
48:31 <DemonsRun> You're 20 then Tolradi ?
48:35 <Q{{> im on too Lumeah
49:00 <Mew> yeah its got that tone to it
49:09 <Lumeah> i know Q{{
50:00 <Mew> like if you're doing something in the kitchen and you can hear The View on tv
50:00 <doctor> lol
50:58 * Pieter sings YOUUUU HAVE FRRRRIENDDSSS
51:02 <Tolradi> DemonsRun sure
51:07 <Tolradi> 20 sounds right
51:07 <Pieter> ya gotta have frieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeends
51:10 <Tolradi> lets go with that
51:12 <DemonsRun> Roughly? Lol
51:20 <DemonsRun> Compliment or insult?
52:00 <doctor> I used to watch beauty and the beast which was a panel of females and one fat guy who was the mitigator between all the bitchiness
52:00 <doctor> I think it worked well
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53:06 <Fez> Hi
53:15 <Pieter> NO HI
53:44 <Fez> 2 hi's
53:51 <Lumeah> lol
54:00 <Skirmish> Fat guy died. Cancer. 
54:21 <Saemon> Lumeah is 45?
54:27 <Lumeah> no
54:29 <Pieter> 35
54:37 <Saemon> my god thats older than bastardly_one
54:55 <Saemon> ah 35
54:56 <Pain> saemon
54:59 <Pain> fuck off u fat cunt
55:00 <doctor> Yeah, what was his name?
55:00 <doctor> I'll find out
55:00 <Rak> stan zemaneck?
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55:47 <Tolradi> no she's 45
55:51 <Tolradi> she lies about her age
56:00 <Tolradi> no one 35 would get a bad perm like she has
56:00 <Fez> Doug mulray?
56:00 <Mew> i loved beauty and the beast lol
56:00 <Mew> theres still some videos on youtube of him getting them into shit fights
56:03 <Pieter> wow you sure aint a bright one
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56:20 <Pieter> you seem angry
56:31 <Tolradi> I'm mad
56:32 <Tolradi> Pieter
56:33 <Pieter> is rejection the issue ?
56:33 <Tolradi> very mad
56:36 <Pain> stfu pieter
56:36 <Tolradi> yes
56:37 <Tolradi> it is
56:40 <Tolradi> I got rejected
56:43 <Tolradi> by your father
56:45 <Pain> u gay aids infested faggoty
56:49 <Pieter> yes
56:52 <Pieter> by my father
56:56 <Tolradi> yes
56:59 <Tolradi> by your father
57:00 <Fez> Stan was better than doug
57:00 <Mew> ita buttrose was on it a fair bit wasnt she?
57:00 <Fez> Pretty sure yea
57:00 <doctor> stan zemaneck that's it
57:05 <Pieter> and on then im done responding
57:13 <Tolradi> and on then?
57:15 <Pieter> speaking retard isnt my specialty
57:27 <Tolradi> it isn't? You're doing a good job of speaking it
57:39 <Tolradi> "and on then im done responding" is that even meant to mean something
57:44 <Tolradi> AND ON THEN!
57:45 <Pain> pieter STFU U CUNT
58:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dnhp69URl9k
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Stan Zemanek puts down entire panel of beauties on "Beauty and the Beast" (2001) (Apr 18, 2010) 1:44 - Category: Entertainment - 10,521 views - 15 likes (88.2%), 2 dislikes (11.8%)
58:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H-1hs7vPno
58:00 <Mew> lmfao
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Stan Zemanek fights with and throws book at Jan Murray on "Beauty and the Beast" (2001) (Apr 17, 2010) 4:03 - Category: Entertainment - 15,178 views - 48 likes (92.3%), 4 dislikes (7.7%)
58:13 <Mew> Pieter i dont know if you're aware but.. speaking retard is your forte
58:15 <Tolradi> Pieter, you should white knight your lady in distress more
58:23 <DemonsRun> And on then. Lol
58:28 <DemonsRun> What's news Mew ?
58:31 <Tolradi> she needs you to ride into battle for her
58:37 <Tolradi> for her e-honour
58:38 <Pain> pieter and mew should fuck
58:43 <Tolradi> and her e-reputation
58:48 <Pain> have a 3 some with saemon
59:00 <doctor> lol
59:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dnhp69URl9k
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Stan Zemanek puts down entire panel of beauties on "Beauty and the Beast" (2001) (Apr 18, 2010) 1:44 - Category: Entertainment - 10,521 views - 15 likes (88.2%), 2 dislikes (11.8%)
59:00 <Skirmish> He had it right though ole Stan. Women are shitcunts and their opinions should be viewed as whimsical at best.
59:00 <Mew> he really was entertaining as fuck
59:07 <DemonsRun> Kurupt_1. If you just wanna say hi, how bout you do it here instead of sending a pm. What are you... Scared?
59:18 <Tolradi> Kurupt_1 asked me my ASL
59:20 <Pieter> id fuck mew
59:21 <Pieter> :)
59:26 <Tolradi> I think he's looking for gay sex
59:34 <DemonsRun> 14/f/nz Tolradi ?
59:35 <Tolradi> [12:49:59] <Kurupt_1> becuase i'm horny
59:36 <DemonsRun> Lol
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59:47 <DemonsRun> LOL
59:47 <Q{{> but ur such a difficult, exciting and interestin person, how can i maintain that chemistry with u for more than 3 weeks
59:54 <Tolradi> hahahaha
59:56 <Tolradi> oops
00:00 <Tolradi> drove him away :(
00:00 <doctor> he's great
00:00 <Skirmish> I bet the women that watched hated him … but they watched so they could complain about something.
00:00 <Mew> me and mum used to watch it all the time and we'd be in hysterics
00:00 <Mew> i wouldve been 10/11 at the time LOL
00:00 <Mew> oh me and mum liked it because of stan
00:02 <DemonsRun> That was too easy.
00:04 <Pieter> i said
00:08 <Pieter> ID FUCK MEW
00:08 <Tolradi> I put on my wizard hat
00:12 <Pieter> :)
00:21 <Tolradi> You'd fuck a dirty rag
00:31 <DemonsRun> ^
00:36 <Pieter> duhhh i just said id fuck mew
00:40 <DemonsRun> New is my play thing atm.
00:40 <Pieter> :/
00:45 <Tolradi> hur hur hur Pieter
00:57 <DemonsRun> Mew: *
01:00 <Skirmish> Imagine him on Facebook these days. It would be hysterical to read. 
01:00 <Skirmish> Facebook and it’s militant army of the offended amaze me time and time again with how ignorant people can be. 
01:01 <Tolradi> Pieter aren't you from SA?
01:06 <DemonsRun> Autocorrect -.-
01:09 <Pieter> im from
01:13 <Pieter> southbank
01:19 <Pieter> MELbourne
01:39 <Tolradi> do you want to move in with Lumeah?
01:44 <Tolradi> so you can care for her
01:48 <Tolradi> she's getting in her years
01:50 <DemonsRun> I'm SURE you could afford to live in southbank...
01:55 <Tolradi> and needs someone to watch Ellen with
01:58 <Tolradi> and Dr Phil
02:31 <Pieter> Dr Phil is mah bitch
02:36 <Pieter> Ellen is too ugly to be mah bitch
02:47 <Pain> PIETER FUCK OFF U GAY CUNT
02:51 <Tolradi> Pieter are you in a relationship with Lumeah on Facebook?
02:51 <Pain> PIETER YOU ARE GAY
02:54 <Pain> GET OUT
02:55 <Pain> FAGGOT
02:58 <Pain> U GAY CUNT
03:00 <Tolradi> do you get to see all her HILARIOUS links she shares
03:19 <Pieter> you seem wayyy jealous Tolradi
03:27 <Tolradi> yeah
03:30 <Tolradi> I'm as jealous of you
03:34 <Tolradi> as I am of a homeless person
03:39 <Tolradi> actually
03:41 <Pain> pieter fuck off
03:44 <Tolradi> more so of the homeless person than you
03:56 <Mew> oh my god i just realised who Lumeah is
04:00 <Saemon> is he still alive?
04:00 <Saemon> wats he doing now?
04:08 <DemonsRun> Lolwut?
04:12 <Tolradi> if I had to choose between dating an old dry IRC bint or living in a cardboard box
04:14 <Tolradi> I'd go with the box
04:37 <Tolradi> Mew who?
05:07 <Pain> fuck off
05:08 <Pain> cunts
05:08 <Pain> mew
05:10 <Pain> is a slut
05:13 <Pain> id bash her skull in
05:20 <Tolradi> Pain is that you pandas?
05:21 <Mew> come geddit
05:25 <Pain> nope
05:54 <Mew> oh i just realised who she is on facebook Tolradi
06:21 <Pain> gay cunts
06:55 <Tolradi> Mew: every single 40+ woman who shares inane crap on her feed all day?
07:09 <Tolradi> and thinks cat videos are funny?
07:17 <DemonsRun> Old car lady?
07:25 <Mew> thats so very close
07:51 <Mew> but you simply go to pieters profile and look at the comments
08:00 <Mew> IhaVEa8inchCut was Lumeah? 
08:00 <Lumeah> yup
08:00 <Lumeah> ;)
08:05 <Tolradi> I don't have these cool people on FB :(
08:18 <Mew> nor do i
08:33 <Tolradi> does she have horrible hair?
08:35 <Tolradi> if so, it's her
08:46 <Fez> Gay cunts?
08:55 <Tolradi> just picture someone with the worst perm ever from the 80's
08:58 <Tolradi> and that is Lumeah
09:00 <Skirmish> Don’t worry Mew.  In time you will reach a point where nothing stupid she does will surprise you.
09:00 <Skirmish> She is amazingly stupid.  A skill she has no doubt refined over years and years of practice.
09:00 <Lumeah> i love you to Skirmy :* mwah
09:00 <faux> Eho
09:00 <faux> Who*
09:06 <Pieter> i love stalkers:)
09:18 <Tolradi> Pieter because it means you might have a visitor?
09:27 <Q{{> Mew, who i Lumeah
09:32 <Pain> you are all gay cuhnts
09:35 <Pain> die of aids
09:40 <Pain> FUCKING FAGGOTS
09:53 <Fez> Gay cunts are ok
10:00 <faux> Oh
10:00 <faux> You
10:00 <Mew> im all good with the stupid thing i just want confirmation that she has a penis
10:02 <Fez> I rather bi cunts
10:04 Join: MrMark ([email protected]) to #melbourne
10:06 <MrMark> boooo!
10:08 <Fez> Thwy let dixks in
11:00 <Lumeah> bgi honking willy
11:00 <Mew> my vagina and my boobs are yelling to me "LUMEAH IS A MAN" 
11:00 <Lumeah> wanna fuck then Mew?
11:00 <Mew> but when faux comes on they go "Hey, fellow vagina boob haverer."
11:00 <faux> Huh
11:00 <faux> Oh
11:00 <faux> Loll
11:24 <Tolradi> Mew is Pieter ugly?
11:31 <Tolradi> does he look like a junkie?
11:33 <Pieter> i leave bubble wrap on the floor at the entrance of my room for when i sleep walk hopefully popping it will wake me up
11:55 <Pieter> Im the sexiest living organism in this universe
12:00 <BoneCold> faux is a dumb bitch
12:00 <Mew> OI
12:00 <Mew> you wash your mouth out
12:09 <MrMark> living orgasm
12:12 <Tolradi> Pieter do you do that so you can hear people breaking in to steal your stash?
12:18 <Pieter> hehehe that too MrMark
12:28 * Pieter wiggles his fingers
12:33 * Pieter finger wiggles
12:48 * Q{{ waves his fist
13:00 <Saemon> wats up with faux
13:00 <Saemon> she doesnt say much anymore
13:00 <Saemon> i think her confidence is crushed
13:13 <Lumeah> lol living orgasm
13:16 <Pieter> doesnt it make you depressed when you look in the mirror and seeing yaself as furious as you are with this world
13:18 <Pieter> ?
13:22 <Tolradi> Pieter is really called Christian Weston Chandler
13:42 <Pieter> do you ever see yourself smile?
13:50 <Pieter> smell some flowers Tolradi
13:53 <damian> wassup people
13:57 <Q{{> i bet Pieter could orgasm from tickling
14:05 <DemonsRun> Pretty boring fb Lumeah
14:06 <Pieter> I could Q{{
14:08 <Pieter> :)
14:22 <Tolradi> http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/e/e2/0782-CWCSpread.JPG is literally Pieter
14:33 * Q{{ waves his most feared weapons - the tickling feather
14:41 <Pieter> haha @ people judging other peoples facebook walls
14:51 <Pieter> a whole new level of pathetic
14:52 <Pieter> :))
15:11 <Pieter> me does kung fu on Q{{
15:21 <DemonsRun> Fail.
15:22 <DemonsRun> Idiot
15:28 <Pieter> yes
15:29 <Pieter> fail.
15:34 <Pieter> idiot:)
15:46 <Tolradi> Pieter you're a manchild
15:56 <Tolradi> can't even wipe your own backside
16:06 <Pieter> naa , i just dont sit here sooking about other people , the world or worse my life
16:10 * Q{{ dodges Pieter swiftly matrix style and then tickles Pieters feet and fist
16:13 <Pieter> i prefer not to fit in with that.
16:16 <Q{{> and under arms
16:26 <Pieter> NOT COOL Q{{
16:29 <Pieter> NOT COOL !!
17:20 <Q{{> u can get real sore abdomal from tickling u know
17:23 Join: slave ([email protected]) to #melbourne
17:32 <Pieter> i swear
17:35 <Pieter> these fishing shows
17:48 <Pieter> i reckon theres a scuba diver who attaches the fish to the hooks
18:07 <MrMark> a what who where does what now
18:08 <Pieter> one day they're gonna hook the scuba diver and have to edit it out
19:00 <Skirmish> BoneCold: You’re just angry at faux because you know you don’t have a chance of convincing her to watch you want on webcam.
19:00 <TheRon> she won't sleep with you then?
19:00 <Skirmish> Not again, no. We agreed once was best. 
19:21 <[Maverick]> no, they just know how to catch fish.
21:00 <DemonsRun> It's still illegal to kill yeah?
21:00 <Skirmish> Not unless you’re caught. 
21:00 <TheRon> there are loopholes
22:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish is a loser
22:00 <Skirmish> Don’t project your real life situation onto me.
22:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish has heavy debt to pay off
22:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish tell us about the debt you have found yourself in
22:46 <Pieter> but now hes caught a squid
23:00 <faux> LOL @ crushed confidence 
23:00 <faux> I just found better things to do semen than sit on here and read your bullshit
23:00 <Skirmish> BoneCold: There is no point explaining debt to someone who is 4th generation housing commission. 
23:00 <BoneCold> oompa loompa
23:00 <DemonsRun> Hmm
23:00 <DemonsRun> I need to get away with
23:00 <dematerialised> murder
23:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: First step would not be to talk about it here.
23:00 <DemonsRun> Daddy dear keeps laughing when son bites. So guess what I'm dealing with now
23:05 <Pieter> still reckon that came out of melbs aquarium and they shoved a hook in it
23:39 Join: lumeah2 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
23:40 Quit: lumeah2 ([email protected]) Excess flood
24:00 <Skirmish> Sore nipples?
24:00 <Skirmish> Bleeding labia? 
24:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish do you admit that you are a loser
24:00 <Skirmish> I don’t know what you’re into so just throwing out guesses here. 
24:00 <BoneCold> or are you still in denial
24:00 <BoneCold> ?
24:00 <Mew> aw how old DemonsRun?
24:00 <Skirmish> BoneCold: Compared to you I am Donald Trump.
24:00 <DemonsRun> Almost 2
24:57 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
25:00 <faux> Loll
25:00 <faux> Donald trumpm
25:00 <faux> ....mmfmfdmdkd
25:00 <Mew> uh oh lol
25:00 <TheRon> ffs
26:00 Join: Lumeah ([email protected]) to #melbourne
26:00 <Mew> rory has started throwing head butts if i take things away from him that can potentially kill him like screw drivers, power cords and batteries etc
26:00 <Mew> he nearly knocked me out a few days again
26:00 <Mew> ago again*
26:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish do you admit that you are a loser
26:00 <BoneCold> or are you still in denial
26:00 <BoneCold> ?
26:32 Join: TheRon ([email protected]) to #melbourne
26:38 <DemonsRun> Hai [Maverick] :)
26:55 <[Maverick]> sup DemonsRun
27:00 <DemonsRun> Gee
27:00 <DemonsRun> Geez*
27:00 <Saemon> https://au.news.yahoo.com/odd/a/22963265/woman-charged-with-stealing-toys-from-tots-grave-in-ohio/
27:00 <TheRon> this is fun
27:00 <DemonsRun> Carter went thru head butting... Just got over it. Kids head is brick?
27:00 <Saemon> i knnow its a low act 
27:00 <DemonsRun> !*
27:00 <Saemon> but realistically, what would happen to the toys placed at the toddlers grave?
27:02 <[Maverick]> how yah doing?
27:07 <DemonsRun> Nm just tard watchin
27:10 <DemonsRun> Good and you?
27:21 <[Maverick]> yeah alright
27:23 <MrMark> we all gettin pissed?
27:26 <[Maverick]> just woke up not long ago
28:00 <DemonsRun> It's after 1!
28:00 <Saemon> its gone be there, left in the sun n rain
28:00 <Saemon> and eventually council is gona come by and bin it
28:00 <Mew> hahaha oh my god that means i may have 10 more months of it
28:00 <Saemon> so why shouldnt it be enjoyed by the LIVING?
28:03 <DemonsRun> Lazy bum
28:08 <MrMark> lazy prick!
28:12 <MrMark> :P
28:31 Join: couleurs ([email protected]) to #melbourne
29:00 <[Maverick]> pfft.. 11:18 here...
29:00 <Mew> Saemon do you just find controversial topics and then take the less moral side to ruffle feathers?
29:00 <Mew> cos i fink u dew
29:00 <Saemon> its not less moral
29:00 <TheRon> bulgarian brute
29:00 <Saemon> its realistic and practical
29:00 <DemonsRun> Saemon: You're not allowed to leave toys etc at children's graves anymore
29:17 <couleurs> and we'll never be TheRonalds
29:20 <DemonsRun> Still lazy
29:21 <DemonsRun> Lol
30:00 <Skirmish> Mew: You know what the score is. 
30:00 <Saemon> ppl leave food at altars n shit
30:00 <Saemon> some homless poor person eats it
30:00 <Saemon> i dont see much of a problem with that
30:00 <DemonsRun> It's just not allowed anymore
30:00 <Saemon> waht, is the ghost of the dead gona miss their meal??
30:00 <Skirmish> Name 1 place that could be considered an alter than has food left at it? 
30:00 <DemonsRun> No toys, nothing that can be caught up in lawnmowers or stolen
30:00 <Skirmish> Where the fuck do you live? What 3rd world country? 
30:00 <Saemon> i dunno
30:26 <couleurs> cool... are you guys playing what time is it?
31:00 <Saemon> the anzac shrine at gallipoli
31:00 <Skirmish> Stop making up shit to justify a moronic stance on a topic then.
31:00 <Saemon> ask me nicely
31:00 <DemonsRun> Ok
31:00 <Saemon> with manners and i might consider it
31:00 <DemonsRun> I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't bring up dead children or their graves again Saemon 
31:00 <Saemon> now you Skirmish
31:00 <DemonsRun> Ha
31:09 <[Maverick]> sif still lazy
31:17 Quit: Saemon ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
32:00 <DemonsRun> Doubt that's gunna happen
32:00 <Saemon> his rudeness hurted my feelings
32:00 <DemonsRun> Nawwww poor baby
32:00 <Saemon> and i demand an apology quite frankly.
32:00 <DemonsRun> Don't let that lip his the ground
32:00 <DemonsRun> Hit*
33:00 <Skirmish> Saemon: You are a scumbag. What do you expect?
33:00 <DemonsRun> You can do that with your face?
33:00 <Saemon> Serenity. i think we may have a problem here.
33:00 <Saemon> ahem
33:00 <DemonsRun> I thought it was permanently moulded like that
33:00 <TheRon> give hin the people's elbow
34:00 <Saemon> mew put a helmet on your son
34:00 <Saemon> at his age, the skull is still quite soft
34:00 <Saemon> repeated head trauma cuz he likes to headbutt things is not safe
35:00 <Saemon> he might get a concussion
35:00 <Mew> im toughening it up by letting him headbutt things
35:00 <Mew> its how life works
35:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish do you admit that you are a loser
35:00 <BoneCold> or are you still in denial
35:00 <BoneCold> ?
35:00 <Saemon> and if he soon becomes a drooling mess?
35:00 <Saemon> wat then?
35:00 <Mew> thats a bit extreme
35:00 <Saemon> he's not goku
35:00 <TheRon> the odd backhander never hurt me
35:00 <Mew> its not like he wanders around headbutting every object he can find
36:00 <Mew> he just does the motion of it when he goes into tantrum mode
36:00 <DemonsRun> Mew, he hurts himself enough he'll learn lol
36:00 <Mew> he'll be fine plus he would absolutely hate wearing a helmet
36:00 <Saemon> the skull doesnt like fully fuse in infants
36:00 <Saemon> until like 4 or something
36:00 <Mew> i know Saemon 
36:00 <Mew> i pushed one out of my vagina hole
36:00 <DemonsRun> Doctor Saemon 
36:52 Join: Kurupt_1 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
37:00 <Saemon> mew i know too, i did a course
37:00 <TheRon> really, kids come out the vadge, who knew
37:00 <Mew> what was the course called?
37:00 <DemonsRun> A course on birth and infants?
37:00 <DemonsRun> Yarite
37:39 Quit: DemonsRun ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
38:00 <Saemon> cert 2 in childcare
38:00 <Mew> that took you a while
38:00 <Mew> is google being slow today?
38:25 <TheRon> beer?
39:00 <Saemon> nah i just went to get a drink
39:00 <Saemon> coz i was thirstly
39:00 <TheRon> beer?
39:00 <Mew> oh sorry
39:00 <Saemon> water
39:00 <TheRon> poof
39:00 <Mew> how long did it take to do the cert 2 in childcare Saemon?
39:00 <Saemon> 6months
39:00 <Mew> wow 6 months
39:00 <Mew> how many classes a week?
39:00 <Saemon> i did part time
40:00 <Saemon> 2 classes
40:00 <TheRon> i like the sit and study technique on south park
40:00 <Crip> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=862356240448060
40:00 <Mew> where did you do your studying?
40:00 <Saemon> tafe
40:00 <Mew> which one
40:00 <Saemon> tafesa
40:00 <Saemon> city campus
40:03 <TheRon> what if god was one of us?
40:11 <couleurs> beeaaaarrrr
40:40 <TheRon> who won last night?
40:53 <TheRon> chelsea?
41:00 <TheRon> any melbourne people on #melbourne?
41:56 <couleurs> it's tonight
42:02 <TheRon> ahh tonight
42:16 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) Quit: Peace and Protection 4.22.3
42:55 <TheRon> i think the a-league is on tonight too, could be a football feast
43:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!
43:00 <TheRon> xbox one!!!!!
43:00 <Fez> Pc
43:02 Join: Lumeah ([email protected]) to #melbourne
43:06 <couleurs> tonight's da night
43:25 <TheRon> i find beer helps me watch soccer
44:00 <cYbR> i second fez
44:00 <TheRon> beer!!!!!!!
44:00 <cYbR> can I change who I second?
44:00 <Fez> Yep
44:00 <Saemon> and today, i bet all the war vets
44:00 <cYbR> I second TheRon, sorry fez
44:00 <Skirmish> I’ve done a life course in identifying shitcunts and I identify Saemon as one.
44:04 <thestig> couleurs loves u all
44:19 <TheRon> quiet thestig :)
44:48 <couleurs> :)
45:00 <Saemon> who were treated like gods yesterday and revered
45:00 <Fez> I like therons 'beer' statement
45:00 <Saemon> are back to being neglected and avoided again
45:00 <Saemon> seen as an annoyance upon society
45:00 <Fez> I third theron
45:00 <Skirmish> I am going to have to go with Fez despite their attacks upon me earlier. PC is by far the best game platform.
45:00 <Saemon> just like how on sorry day everyone is all cool with aboriginals
45:00 <Saemon> and once its over
45:00 <Saemon> its back to racist to them again
46:00 <Saemon> thats why i dont like days like anzac day and national sorry day etc
46:00 <Saemon> its all fucking pretentious
46:00 <Saemon> ppl expressing fake feelings just to look good
46:06 <Tolradi> Kurupt_1 still want my ASL?
46:21 <MrMark> semen
47:00 <Skirmish> Microsoft … the company that bought us the 3 rings of death, Zune, HD disc, windows vista, announces it’s next gigantic clusterfuck … XBOX ONE! 
47:00 <TheRon> sometimes goodbye is a second chance
47:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: Breaking Benjamin?
47:00 <TheRon> shinedown
47:00 <Skirmish> Close.
48:00 <Skirmish> I’ve got the sing in my head … just wasn’t sure who it was by. 
48:00 <cYbR> do you know what shits me about anzac day? "Lest we forget" Lest what? That's only half a fucking sentence
48:00 <Saemon> i agree
48:00 <TheRon> travis?
48:00 <Skirmish> LEST … we forget. 
48:00 <Saemon> its just like that to sound catchy
48:00 <Saemon> like i said, its all pretension
48:24 <TheRon> it's seaman
49:00 <TheRon> the footy is on
49:00 <TheRon> i found a breaking benjamin song
49:53 <MrMark> seaman and swallow
50:00 <Saemon> some douchebag layin a down reef of flowers on the shrine on camera a gallipoli at the dawn service ceremoney, lookin all solemn n shit with his right hand across his chest on his heart
50:00 <Saemon> he dont really care
50:00 <Saemon> bet all he cares about is how good is he lookin on tv
50:13 <TheRon> robin swallows maiden name spits
51:00 <Fez> Does karmicheal still play?
51:00 <TheRon> never really listened to breaking benjamin, it's not bad
51:00 <Skirmish> Saemon continues his search for a topic to display his ignorance on and get the attention he craves.
51:00 <cYbR> well no need to be completely heartless... i appreciate people who make an effort to honor soldiers and shit. all the dumbasses on facebook sharing "LEST WE FORGET MOTHERFUCKERS" however
51:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: Diary of Jane is a great track.
51:00 <TheRon> beer footy and boobs is my topic
51:00 <Saemon> yeah that too cYbR
51:00 <Saemon> ugh it shits me
51:26 <Tolradi> Lumeah do you give out your number on IRC?
52:00 <Saemon> sum fucking teen douchebag with #LEST WE FORGET on his status or tweet
52:00 <DemonsRun> I got busy... But cert 2 in child care?
52:00 <Skirmish> Why are they a douche or having that status?
52:00 <Saemon> lest we forget bro
52:00 <Saemon> prententious assholes
53:00 <Skirmish> I am pleased to see ANZAC day engaged so passionately by young people.  The principles it highlights are dearly missed from many generations since. 
53:00 <Saemon> sory DemonsRun that conversation is over now
53:00 <DemonsRun> I said I got busy!
53:16 <couleurs> :)
53:31 <MrMark> i do
53:42 <Tolradi> MrMark give it to Lumeah
53:43 <MrMark> 555 55555
53:45 <MrMark> ehehehe
53:46 <Tolradi> she digs old guys too
53:54 <Tolradi> she might want someone her ago
53:56 <TheRon> and it's $5.95 a minute
53:57 <Tolradi> age
54:00 <Saemon> sorry though ya snooze ya loose
54:00 <Saemon> #thats life
54:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: He’s closed the google window he opened to find the details and doesn’t want to find it again.
54:00 <Saemon> Skirmish but thing is, those young ppl dont actually care though
54:00 <DemonsRun> I wonder if he knows that it doesn't actually qualify him for shit...
54:00 <Saemon> its not genuine
54:00 <Saemon> to them its just the fad of the day
54:00 <DemonsRun> Cert 2 is equivalent to a pre apprenticeship 
54:01 <MrMark> oooer
54:12 <Tolradi> MrMark you stand a chance with her, she's pretty game
54:37 <MrMark> im a slut
55:00 <Mew> and hes moved onto more controversial things to take the moral lowground with
55:00 <DemonsRun> But anyways.
55:00 <Saemon> gurantee u none of them gives 2 shits about our anzacs today, the day after anzac day 
55:00 <DemonsRun> Lol, lowground.
55:00 <Saemon> cause anzac day is over
55:00 <DemonsRun> Ima marry you Mew. Your mind entertains me lol
55:00 <Skirmish> Saemon: You don’t speak for them.  You demonstrate repeatedly how clueless you are on a variety of topics and expect to engage with someone in a discussion thinking your opinion matters?  Wake up.
55:00 <TheRon> beer day is just beginning
55:00 <Skirmish> Mew is wonderful.
55:00 <Skirmish> I’d give her a baby if she asked.
55:12 <TheRon> she is not on the game
55:16 Part: Kurupt_1 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
55:27 <Tolradi> no
55:32 <Tolradi> she's just game for IRC guys
55:33 <Tolradi> like Pieter
56:00 <cYbR> @Skirmish, lawl
56:00 <TheRon> of your own?
56:00 <Saemon> Skirmish the way u talk
56:00 <Saemon> so formal n shit
56:00 <Saemon> wat are u, principal skinners?
56:00 <Saemon> fucken prude virgin
56:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: I’d give her the genetic instructions to make a gorgeous baby. I have a 100% hit rate in the area of fantastic children.
56:03 <MrMark> oooer
56:12 <Tolradi> so she isn't picky
56:16 <Tolradi> low standards
56:19 <Tolradi> will take any offers
56:20 <Pieter> most women are
56:40 <Pieter> irc and literally walking
56:49 * Pieter bows
57:00 <TheRon> that you know of
57:00 <Skirmish> Saemon: I make no apology for my level of education intimidating you.  Go do a WEA course or something. Better yourself.
57:00 <Saemon> wth is a WEA course? 
57:00 <Saemon> i dont smoke weed
57:00 <DemonsRun> 100% from one child? Dat not be hard! Hehe
57:23 <Tolradi> I could only dream to be as lucky with the ladies as you Pieter
58:00 <PietSAbabe> K this sexy body of mine is gonna get some zZzZ'z , tireness
58:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: I’ve got millions of attempts waiting to go for Mew. ;-)
58:00 <DemonsRun> Hehe! The bf hates going to the toilet and being bothered... I am LOVING that carter follows him for cuddles
58:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
58:00 <Skirmish> Although I would feel terrible because I like Pirate … but Mew is far too lush to let my feelings get in the way. 
58:00 <PietSAbabe> Have a great day pplz
58:00 <DemonsRun> You man hoar Skirmish 
58:03 <MrMark> Pieter the pussy eater
58:04 <TheRon> will the real slim shady please stand up
58:04 <MrMark> ehehehehe
58:19 <Tolradi> Pieter would let a girl shit on him to get laid
58:24 <Tolradi> not even kidding
58:47 <Tolradi> is that my problem? I won't let a girl do whatever she wants?
59:00 <PietSAbabe> Except for Skirmish
59:00 <Mew> its fine seriously
59:00 <Mew> Pirate is into that sort of thing
59:00 <Mew> as am i
59:00 <PietSAbabe> May your dad keep abusing you
59:00 <PietSAbabe> Nite:)
59:00 <Skirmish> PietSAbabe: Here’s hoping tonight is the night you OD. *crosses fingers*
59:00 <DemonsRun> Ooooo bit harsh
59:00 <DemonsRun> Actually no. It's not
59:00 <Saemon> <Skirmish> Saemon: You don’t speak for them.  You demonstrate repeatedly how clueless you are on a variety of topics and expect to engage with someone in a discussion thinking your opinion matters?  Wake up.
00:00 <Saemon> 'and expect to engage with someone in a discussion thinking your opinion matters? '
00:00 <PietSAbabe> I love how your dad beats you when hes in one of his drunken states
00:00 <PietSAbabe> Theres a lifeline and kids helpline for you Skirmish
00:00 <Saemon> u saying i was expecting to engage in a discussion with you Skirmish?
00:00 <PietSAbabe> Check it out
00:00 <Saemon> no i wasnt
00:00 <PietSAbabe> Google n stuff
00:00 <PietSAbabe> Bbl
00:00 <Skirmish> Saemon: You snooze you loose. You can’t sit there stunned for 5 minutes and then think you can rejoin the same topic.  
00:00 <Saemon> i was engaging in a discussion with cYbR
00:00 <DemonsRun> We're off that topic now Saemon 
00:00 <Mew> the OD comment hit a nerve
00:00 <cYbR> just curious, how often do you guys get along? :D
00:00 <Saemon> u jumped in
00:00 <Mew> the same one the dirty needle did last time he OD'd
00:00 <Saemon> point made.
00:00 <Saemon> i win lol
01:00 <DemonsRun> LOL mew.
01:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: Pieter dying would not even cause a ripple in the world both in real life or online.  Just another dead loser junkie. 
01:00 <DemonsRun> Organising the ceremony now
01:00 <DemonsRun> Haha
01:00 <Saemon> cYbR its a warzone in here
01:00 <DemonsRun> Idk what people here are like irl. So can't really judge that Skirmish 
01:00 <Skirmish> cYbR: Large chunks of us here get along … we just don’t tolerate the rest due to the fact they’re stupid beyond all measure.
01:00 <Saemon> in here u gotta be tough to last
01:00 <DemonsRun> cYbR: Quite often actually.
01:02 <TheRon> i let them do things at a medium pace
02:00 <Saemon> im like the alpha male of the room
02:00 <DemonsRun> Exactly what Skirmish said
02:00 <Saemon> too dog of the yard
02:00 <Saemon> top*
02:00 <TheRon> irl i'm so well hung i should be in the national gallery
02:00 <Mew> pew pew pew
02:00 <DemonsRun> And Saemon proves the statement
02:00 <cYbR> lol xD
02:00 <DemonsRun> Proof TheRon 
02:00 <DemonsRun> Pics or gtfo
02:00 <Mew> oh TheRon 
02:00 <Skirmish> Saemon: Alpha males don’t need to say they are the alpha … they just are.  You are a cheap imitation. 
02:00 <Mew> that was your pic before WASNT IT
02:00 <TheRon> yes!
02:49 <couleurs> Pieter Sucks
03:00 <Saemon> Skirmish once again jelousy rears its ugly head
03:00 <DemonsRun> In the bonds?
03:00 <DemonsRun> Saemon: You're nothing to be jealous of in here
03:00 <DemonsRun> Probably not irl either
03:00 <Saemon> i beg to differ.
03:00 <Mew> yeah the bonds DemonsRun 
03:00 <Skirmish> cYbR: See, Saemon just continually says things that define him as an imbecile.  It is due to this that people treat him poorly, as it is all his peasant life deserves.
03:22 <TheRon> i'm sure before the drugs he was a cool bloke
04:00 <DemonsRun> I'd do em Mew lol
04:00 <Saemon> i get heaps of money from centrelink and im free to spend it on watever i wish
04:00 <Saemon> escorts
04:00 <Mew> it was an exceptionally nice penis wasnt it?
04:00 <Saemon> games
04:00 <Skirmish> Mew: No that was lumeah. 
04:00 <cYbR> fucking rofl
04:00 <Saemon> food
04:00 <Saemon> etc
04:00 <TheRon> i'd say lets' get retarded in here, but it appears we already are
04:00 <Saemon> unlike all you people
04:00 <DemonsRun> cYbR miss Saemon's moral lowground opinions, Skirmish 
04:00 <Mew> i dont want that to be lumeah because its too nice
04:00 <Saemon> restricted and bound to your daily life routines
04:00 <Saemon> mediocre
04:00 <DemonsRun> Mew: I wouldn't be complaining about it
04:00 <Saemon> your all sheep and i feel sorry for yous
04:20 <MrMark> drugs man!
05:00 <DemonsRun> Lumeah is a guy?
05:00 <Mew> lumeahs penis would be weird and maybe deformed in some way because he ircz pretending to be a girl
05:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
05:00 <TheRon> i hope not because i've been thinking she's a chick
05:00 <Saemon> <TheRon> i'd say lets' get retarded in here, but it appears we already are
05:00 <DemonsRun> Same here TheRon 
05:00 <Saemon> lol thats like that black eyed peas song
05:00 <Saemon> LETS GET IN STARTED IN HERE!
05:00 <DemonsRun> ...
05:00 <DemonsRun> Quick one aren't you Saemon 
05:00 <DemonsRun> Sharp sharp tool in the shed
05:00 <Saemon> ah i see heheh 
05:07 <TheRon> any rick james stories?
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06:00 <Mew> hes the pet rock on the third shelf
06:00 <Saemon> my mum drank when she was preg with me ok?
06:00 <Saemon> giv me a break
06:00 <DemonsRun> Saemon or lumeah?
06:00 <DemonsRun> My 1yr old could outsmart you Saemon 
06:00 <Mew> didnt you lose your mobility of your legs in a car crash? thats not your mums fault
06:00 <Mew> OH WAIT
06:26 <TheRon> mmbop, i love this song
07:00 <Mew> she was drunk driving wasnt she
07:00 <Mew> unintentional highlight of crash there
07:00 <Saemon> DemonsRun outsmart me sure, but i have strength on my side
07:00 <DemonsRun> No I doubt that very much
07:00 <Saemon> if your 1 yr old could outsmart me taking a lolly from me
07:00 <Saemon> i'd just grab it back
08:00 <DemonsRun> Good luck.
08:00 <Saemon> mew thats low man
08:00 <Mew> i thought you liked it low
08:00 <Mew> isnt low your thang
08:00 <Mew> low riiider
08:00 <TheRon> i get outsmarted by a 3 yo all the time
08:24 <couleurs> me 2
09:00 <Saemon> the wife of a mate of mine killed her own child cuz she was drink driving
09:00 <Saemon> so please dont go there.
09:00 <DemonsRun> TheRon: They're fucking manipulators. -.-
09:00 <TheRon> the girls especially
09:00 <DemonsRun> Oh idk
09:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish do you admit that you are a loser
09:00 <BoneCold> or are you still in denial
09:00 <DemonsRun> Boys work their mothers 
09:00 <BoneCold> ?
09:00 <Mew> thats unfortunate Saemon 
09:00 <TheRon> my neice works me
09:00 <DemonsRun> Saemon: Why the fuck should we do what you want?
09:00 <Mew> drink driving could've been a really good topic for you to run with in your trolling schedule
10:00 <Mew> im sorry for saying run with
10:00 <Mew> that was harsh
10:00 <TheRon> i never drink drive, thats why i've taken to cycling
10:00 <Saemon> lol mew
10:00 <Saemon> DemonsRun why?
10:00 <DemonsRun> Yes
10:00 <DemonsRun> Why
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11:00 <Saemon> cuz i like to think that even with people on here
11:00 <Saemon> that there is still some humman decency
11:00 <TheRon> DemonsRun: sounds like a bourbon
11:00 <Saemon> and morals and ethics in them
11:00 <Skirmish> Saemon is an example of the dangers pregnant women face when they inject heroin into their belly button, unknowingly piercing the skull of their child. 
11:00 <DemonsRun> Oh but it's fine for you to talk about children's grave sites etc while at least 2 women in here maybe more have children who have passed
11:00 <DemonsRun> Yet we should respect you?
11:00 <DemonsRun> Like hell.
11:00 <Saemon> wow way to twist things out of context
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12:00 <DemonsRun> Barely
12:00 <Mew> following the commands of a chatroom troll who is wheelchair bound and pisses in a jug does not make a decent human being out of anyone LOL
12:00 <Saemon> all i said about chld grave sites was that the toys layed there would go to waste
12:00 <Saemon> so after its been there rotting for a few months
12:00 <Skirmish> This is why your Dad left your mother Saemon. It’s all because of you.
12:00 <TheRon> mew, sounds like my poker days
12:00 <DemonsRun> That's not the point of them.
12:00 <Saemon> if someone takes it
12:00 <Saemon> how would that be different from the council taking it
12:00 <Saemon> and throwing it in the dump?
12:00 <Mew> did you TheRon?
12:00 <DemonsRun> All that was said about drunk driving is that is how you lost your legs
12:51 <simba> CARN THE PEAR
12:54 <TheRon> she's lump she's lump she's lump she's in my head
13:00 <simba> PAFC 1870 PAFC 1870 PAFC 1870 PAFC 1870
13:00 <DemonsRun> So who's making the reach to twist things?
13:00 <TheRon> i mean i never went that far, but there are some serious players out there
13:00 <Saemon> ok touche DemonsRun
13:00 <Mew> you've gotta tip the dealer
13:00 <Mew> just the tip
13:00 <Saemon> my emotions got the better of me
13:00 <Saemon> and i lashed out
13:22 <TheRon> simba you're dreaming
13:40 <TheRon> got the supplies for the big game??
14:00 <Saemon> im man enough to admit it and i sincerely apologise to mew
14:00 <TheRon> puddle of mud - she hates me
14:00 <DemonsRun> You connected something that has NOTHING to do with you in your friends life, to a topic here and got upset
14:00 <DemonsRun> Man... You sure you're male?
14:00 <Saemon> like i said, 
14:00 <Saemon> my emotions got the better of me
14:00 <Saemon> and ive apologised for it
14:00 <DemonsRun> Like I asked
14:00 <DemonsRun> You sure you're male?
14:00 <DemonsRun> Didn't lose ya dick in the crash too?
14:55 <TheRon> weed and munchies?
15:00 <TheRon> she fucking hates me........
15:00 <Saemon> well, thats a grey area
15:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: Even if he was a male you’ve got him tucking it between his legs right now so may as well call it for what it is.
15:00 <DemonsRun> A tranny.
15:00 <Saemon> im not 100% male, because a 100% male would be 100% heterosexual right?
15:00 <Saemon> im bi-curious in case u didnt know
15:39 <PandasDontDrive> I LOVE YOU SHIMUMBA!
15:42 <PandasDontDrive> ;D
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16:00 <TheRon> metrosexual aren't 100%  male
16:00 <DemonsRun> I have a gay brother. Idgaf about people's sexual preferences 
16:00 <Mew> so you're.. 50% male 50% female?
16:00 <Saemon> so since im attracted to males as well, i think a lil bit of me is female
16:00 <Mew> oh so more like 70/30
16:00 <Saemon> u can look at it that way mew i guess
16:00 <Mew> do you get your period?
16:00 <Saemon> yeah cuz i like females more than i do males
16:00 <TheRon> all women have a little bit of bi going on
16:00 <DemonsRun> Saemon: It's just the hormone meds you've been taking.
16:00 <Saemon> but i still like males too
16:00 <Ana_Ng> your gender and sexual preference are two separate entities
16:00 <DemonsRun> Stop and you'll stop crying all the time
16:00 <TheRon> thats my story and i'm sticking to it
16:04 <simba> not sure where 2 go before hand
16:08 <simba> i might get some beer now
16:26 <TheRon> damn
16:35 <MrMark> get a case of 24!
16:45 <TheRon> load up before the game, it's too expensive
17:00 <Saemon> oh ic Ana_Ng
17:00 <Mew> you could be right TheRon 
17:00 <Saemon> than i guess im a male then'
17:00 <Mew> i think it comes into play at parties during high school and then leaves when they hit the real world
17:08 <couleurs> u lil rippa
18:00 <Excessive> gd day
18:00 <DemonsRun> I don't get how you even confused your sex with your sexuality.
18:00 <Excessive> \o.
19:00 <TheRon> who let the dogs out came on and i was tempted
19:00 <Saemon> oh great. Excessive is back
19:00 <Saemon> DemonsRun its complicated
19:00 <DemonsRun> No it's not
19:00 <Saemon> guess a normal person like you whose perfect
19:00 <DemonsRun> Your genes are male you idiot
19:00 <Saemon> wouldnt understandf
20:24 <TheRon> you got the music in you don't let go
21:00 <TheRon> is it just me or is the argument just plain stupid?
21:00 <Nikky`> I just walked in on this convo and I don't understand
21:00 <TheRon> i don't think they do
21:00 <DemonsRun> Just boredom killing TheRon 
21:00 <Saemon> DemonsRunu know what im gona do to you?
21:00 <Nikky`> I has cold hands 
21:00 <doctor> manly men do manly things
21:00 <TheRon> meanwhile i'm losing braincells watching it
21:00 <Saemon> im gona find you, pull down your pants
22:00 <Saemon> and start sucking your dick
22:00 <Saemon> and u would inevitably 
22:00 <Alleenkatze> Omg, lrn2tab noob
22:00 <Excessive> barkin again Saemon?
22:00 <Saemon> get an erection from it
22:00 <TheRon> why cold hands??
22:00 <Excessive> with no means of actually doin anythin
22:00 <Saemon> and you'd be embaressed that you are getting erected from a guy giving u a blow job
22:00 <Nikky`> Coz its cold?
22:00 <TheRon> don't you have the house on 21 degrees
22:00 <Saemon> that would knock ya down from your hompphobic high horse
22:00 <DemonsRun> Saemon: 
22:00 <DemonsRun> I don't have a sick
22:00 <Saemon> u hateful little scumbag
22:00 <DemonsRun> Dick*
23:00 <[Maverick]> shut the fuck up Saemon
23:00 <DemonsRun> I never said I have anything against gays
23:00 <Saemon> what?
23:00 <DemonsRun> Here you go twisting shit again
23:00 <Saemon> u dont have a dick?
23:00 <DemonsRun> I said, I have a gay brother
23:00 <Saemon> wait so this whole time, you're a female??
23:00 <Saemon> ur a chick?
23:00 <TheRon> saemon plz!!
23:00 <DemonsRun> And the fact you have a dick and like other dicks doesn't make you female you fucking moron
23:00 <TheRon> you have no idea what you're saying so don't say anything
23:05 <couleurs> i won't
23:36 <TheRon> nice
23:37 <simba> yea i am cos it is
24:00 <doctor> Saemon some times you come across as very insecure
24:00 <Saemon> but mentally i might be female
24:00 <Nikky`> I don't have the heating on TheRon.. but I am now in bed chatting before nap hehe
24:00 <Alleenkatze> Haha
24:00 <DemonsRun> Possibly. But highly unlikely
24:00 <Saemon> but DemonsRun so your actually a girl or a guy?
24:00 <Alleenkatze> It's one of those mentally disturbed trans* creeps.
24:00 <DemonsRun> Extremely unlikely
24:00 <TheRon> in sleepwear?
24:00 <DemonsRun> You'd be dresseng, acting as a female
24:00 <Saemon> DemonsRun how old are you?
24:00 <DemonsRun> Not just thinking about other guys
24:01 <TheRon> cheers
24:13 <TheRon> good luck my man
24:27 <simba> top of the table sunday !!!!!!!!!!!
24:37 <TheRon> in both codes
24:55 <TheRon> epl?
24:59 <simba> yep!!!
25:00 <TheRon> i'm watching gold coast v gws
25:00 <Saemon> DemonsRun why are you ignoring me now?
25:00 <Saemon> what are you scared off?
25:00 <Nikky`> I have Star Trek Next Gen on
25:00 <DemonsRun> & I'm female
25:00 <Saemon> how old are you?
25:00 <DemonsRun> My age is none of your business
25:12 <TheRon> go chelsea
25:31 <TheRon> my bro is liverpool i just can't go for liverpool
26:00 <Saemon> thats cool hehe settle down
26:00 <Alleenkatze> She's 12.
26:00 <Saemon> do u come on her often?
26:00 <Saemon> here*
26:00 <DemonsRun> 12
26:00 <DemonsRun> Not yet Alleenkatze 
26:00 <[Maverick]> lol... 
26:00 <Saemon> ive never seen DemonsRun nick on here much before
26:00 <Saemon> what do u do?
26:00 <[Maverick]> I love how he is trying to hit on you now... 
26:00 <[Maverick]> god you're lame. 
26:00 <DemonsRun> None. Of. Your. Business
26:00 <Saemon> im just making convo its so boring in here geez
26:00 <Saemon> lol
26:00 <DemonsRun> My life has nothing to do with you so don't bother asking
26:04 <simba> lfc 4eva
26:17 <TheRon> nah man, everton
26:40 <simba> everton lost to 2 own goals last night ;;;;;
26:46 <simba> they might slip up
26:49 <TheRon> i know not one player for everton but i still like them better
27:00 <Saemon> lol ok hehe 
27:00 <DemonsRun> Sucking up my ass coz you lost yet another argument doesn't make you look any better
27:00 <TheRon> you're a trekkie??
27:00 <Saemon> lol i wasnt arguing with you
27:00 <Saemon> it was just debates
27:00 <Nikky`> I like the shows TheRon..wouldn't call me a trekkie tho
27:00 <Saemon> it happens in here all the time, its good gets the mind going
27:00 <TheRon> i won't touch them
28:00 <Saemon> DemonsRun what size shoe do you wear?
28:00 <TheRon> Saemon: you still going??
28:00 <TheRon> take a breath pal
28:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10153799_10152416673415850_2061215154720024445_n.jpg
28:49 <TheRon> we can live beside the ocean leave the vibe behind, swim out past the breaker, watch the world die
29:00 <TheRon> no you don'tg
29:00 <Saemon> pssssch alright then DemonsRun be like that bet your fucken fat anyway 
29:00 <Saemon> whore 
29:00 <doctor> theres an appeal in going mad Excessive
29:00 <Saemon> go eat more cupcakes
29:00 <DemonsRun> Far from fat
29:00 <doctor> i wouldn't mind completely losing my marbles some day
29:00 <Nikky`> Gosh such typical response when they get rejected.. fat and whore
29:00 <DemonsRun> Ooo cupcakes. Yum
29:00 <TheRon> scotty doesn't know.........
29:35 <couleurs> ronaldo scored 2 big goles
29:41 <couleurs> both from outside the box
29:48 <TheRon> for who?
29:59 <TheRon> he's barca right?
30:00 <Mew> once you've had a good play with them
30:00 <doctor> Saemon you're overweight yourself
30:00 <TheRon> being called a whore isn't really an insult, i mean i like whores
30:00 <Saemon> yeah but its ok for guys to be fat
30:00 <Saemon> like peter griffin says
30:00 <Skirmish> Saemon says exactly the same things as BoneCold says.  
30:00 <doctor> I call them working class gals
30:00 <DemonsRun> Overweight comes from sitting in a wheelchair
30:00 <Saemon> fat men atent fat
30:56 <simba> no the other spain
31:00 <Saemon> fat women are fat
31:00 <Mew> no ones gonna bite
31:00 <Mew> throw some burley out
31:00 <Mew> that brings them in
31:00 <Saemon> guys arent the ones being judged in bikinis n stuff
31:03 <TheRon> real?
31:17 <couleurs> yes
31:20 <TheRon> oh well getting better
31:28 <simba> Osasuna
31:33 <couleurs> http://gfycat.com/FirmAgileEsok
31:44 <couleurs> http://gfycat.com/BlissfulRectangularAtlanticsharpnosepuffer
31:53 <TheRon> osasuna is a phil collins song isn't it??
32:00 <TheRon> male bodies are practical like a jeep
32:00 <Saemon> i like whores too TheRon, i use escorts all the time
32:00 <doctor> they're judged even more harshly in my opinion
32:00 <Mew> http://www.people.com.cn/mediafile/pic/20100907/64/5496791147386259584.jpg
32:00 <Saemon> pretty much only way someone like me can get sex
32:00 <Excessive> doctor, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8vygkvKotI
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: capsula - i still know that i know (Date not found) 7:06 - Category: Music - <div class="video-extras-sparkbars"> views - 88 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
32:00 <Saemon> but it doesnt mean that being one or being called one
32:00 <Saemon> is a good thing
32:00 <Skirmish> I am going to start an Instagram.  “Stupid things said in #melbourne on Austnet”.  
32:00 <doctor> nice one Excessive
32:00 <DemonsRun> I like that idea Skirmish 
32:00 <doctor> i hear alan watts in there
32:03 <TheRon> oh wait thats sussudio
32:04 <simba> brilliant
32:08 <TheRon> my mistake
32:51 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/6WYWYVA
32:54 <couleurs> lollllll
32:54 <TheRon> why isn't australia getting chinese players. they'd be cheap as
33:00 <Excessive> :D
33:00 <Skirmish> Saemon, BoneCold and lumeah will dominate it.
33:00 <Nikky`> hehe
33:00 <DemonsRun> And b1
33:00 <DemonsRun> Pandas.
33:00 <Skirmish> He would get a lady boner that he’s on it. I refuse to give B1 a lady boner.
33:00 <DemonsRun> Piets
33:00 <Skirmish> I am hoping Piet’s dead before I get it up and running.
33:00 <TheRon> beer
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33:34 <TheRon> damn i missed mew's boobs
33:57 <Alleenkatze> Mew posted?
34:00 <Skirmish> or at least living in shame with aids and refusing to log in.
34:00 <DemonsRun> Quick get it up and running then!
34:00 <TheRon> gary ablett is just too good
34:08 <TheRon> i assume os
34:10 <TheRon> so
34:13 <Alleenkatze> Hot
34:27 <MrMark> sexy
34:50 <Alleenkatze> TITS OUT FOR THE BOYS
34:51 <Alleenkatze> TITS OUT FOR THE BOYS
34:58 <TheRon> INDEED!
35:00 <TheRon> he is toying with gws
35:22 <TheRon> any hot women's soccer players??
36:00 <Alleenkatze> Omg
36:00 <Alleenkatze> <Saemon> he was pau pau new gunian
38:00 <Excessive> pew pew new guinea
38:00 <DemonsRun> Pew pew!
38:00 <Alleenkatze> PEW PEW PEW PEW
38:00 <Alleenkatze> LASERS
38:00 <TheRon> peppe le pew
38:08 <TheRon> been spending most their lives living in gangsters paradise
39:00 <Alleenkatze> Rofl
39:47 <MrMark> lesbians
40:00 <DemonsRun> I see Saemon has nothing left to dig his grave with
40:04 <TheRon> where?
40:07 <Fez> Boobs where
40:16 <MrMark> lesbian boobs!
40:24 <TheRon> where?!!
40:40 <couleurs> RIP Barceloeniel Messi FC
40:49 <Q{{> casual lesbians are ok
40:55 <Q{{> real lesbians are gross
40:57 <simba> going 2 the oval
41:00 <Alleenkatze> Be a doll and hand him a spade
41:00 <DemonsRun> Get fucked
41:00 <Alleenkatze> <3 k
41:03 <simba> PAFC 1870 PAFC 1870 PAFC 1870 PAFC 1870
41:14 <Fez> Meh @ lesbian boobs
41:15 <TheRon> get ready to be disappointed
41:22 <Fez> Bi boobs are ok
41:53 <TheRon> plyable bbobs are ok
42:00 <MrMark> big tits
42:00 <DemonsRun> Not ur slave
42:00 <DemonsRun> Do it yourself :)
42:00 <Alleenkatze> Saemon: Come up to Frankston and RAIL my boypussy
42:01 <MrMark> !!
42:30 <TheRon> see we do have intelligent convos on irc
43:00 <cYbR> ew gayyyyy
43:00 <Nikky`> Frankston..that was a selling point
43:00 <Nikky`> :P
43:01 <MrMark> yes
44:00 <Alleenkatze> Frangaaaa
44:02 <MrMark> super intelligent
44:11 <TheRon> you like the water balloon tits??
44:18 <TheRon> or the airbag tits?
44:51 <MrMark> airbag!!!
45:00 <Excessive> Saemon
45:01 <TheRon> i prefer the water balloon
45:55 <TheRon> woo chilli peppers best song
46:00 <TheRon> soul to squeeze
46:00 <Alleenkatze> Moar liek Semen, amirite
46:00 <Excessive> oi Saemon
46:00 <DemonsRun> Alleenkatze: That was tuftoy who liked frankston for a meeting place
46:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
46:00 <TheRon> st kilda are moving to frankston
46:00 <Alleenkatze> Gah I miss TufToy
46:29 <Fez> Pillow tits are great
46:42 <TheRon> ahh the pillow tits
47:00 <Excessive> bzzzzzzzzzzzt #melbourne to Saemon ............ cummin please!
47:00 <Alleenkatze> Saemon: pls rspnd
47:21 <Defunct> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XcN12uVHeQ
47:22 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Red Hot Chili Peppers - Soul To Squeeze [Official Music Video] (Jul 15, 2011) 4:53 - Category: Music - 5,318,877 views - 26,117 likes (99%), 261 dislikes (1%)
47:29 <Q{{> what u think of silicone implants with built in mp3?
47:36 <TheRon> we don't like the 4 n 20 tits
48:00 <Mew> tumeric pls
48:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
48:00 <Alleenkatze> :3
48:00 <DemonsRun> Alleenkatze: Mew here has the best name ever...
48:00 <DemonsRun> :3
48:08 <Fez> Dim sim tits i dont like
48:24 <Defunct> This isn't their best work I don't think
48:25 <TheRon> scotch and coke dispensing tits is a dream of mine
48:31 <TheRon> i'd never get off them
48:47 <Defunct> Blood sugar sex magik was their best album
48:57 <TheRon> oh yes by far
49:00 <Ana_Ng> Which 7 countries border Sudan?
49:00 <Alleenkatze> I liek mew
49:00 <DemonsRun> Nuu
49:00 <DemonsRun> Is Ellie.
49:00 <Mew> did you just imagine jamie oliver cooking and requesting cumin and tumeric like a doctor requests a scalpel? 
49:00 <TheRon> egypt
49:00 <Mew> or was that just me
49:00 <DemonsRun> Just you babes
49:00 <TheRon> djibuti
49:00 <TheRon> somalia
49:05 <Fez> Oh fuck
49:11 <Q{{> they have DIY bio genetic labs
49:14 <Fez> Theron u are a genious
49:26 <TheRon> my mum always did say iwas special
49:34 <Defunct> no O in genius, genius
49:42 <Fez> Scotch n coke tits..
49:44 <Fez> Mmm
49:45 <Q{{> i think u can genetically modify one with scotch milk
49:55 <TheRon> that would curdle
50:00 <TheRon> south sudan
50:00 <Ana_Ng> egypt 1
50:00 <Excessive> cumin beef
50:00 <Ana_Ng> ss 2
50:00 <TheRon> chad
50:00 <Ana_Ng> chad 3
50:00 <Skirmish> http://skirmishirc.tumblr.com    <—— Bookmark it.  
50:00 <TheRon> CAR
50:00 <Ana_Ng> 4
50:00 <TheRon> i'm out
50:00 <Ana_Ng> you did well
50:00 <Ana_Ng> ethiopia, eritrea, libya
51:00 <doctor> I hope to have a quote on there one day
51:00 <Mew> Skirmish you need to get simbas gold collection out
51:00 <doctor> so my legacy will be remembered for all eternity
51:00 <Mew> hes got some absolute crackers from beagle 
51:00 <TheRon> is eritrea a country now, who knew
51:00 <Alleenkatze> Now I have Dolans face stuck in my mind
51:00 <Ana_Ng> u iz lernin
51:00 <DemonsRun> Skirmish: I expect daily updates lol
51:01 <TheRon> i still don't get how khaleua works
51:06 <Q{{> i say why not
51:24 <Q{{> women have taken frivolous pleasure with us men for too long
51:41 <TheRon> it's time we took a stnad
51:56 <Q{{> yeh man power
52:00 <partay> back to the kitchen bitches
52:00 <TheRon> i always thought i t was a region in another country
52:00 <doctor> TheRon would you say you were quite emotional as a kid?
52:00 <Excessive> "it's up to u now honey, so wat am I dreamin of"
52:00 <Skirmish> I will work on it when I am at work and on irc only. 
52:00 <TheRon> far from it
52:00 <DemonsRun> Almost daily then lol
52:00 <doctor> I was a raging ball of emotion
52:40 <Q{{> should get some women to do construction work too
52:48 <MrMark> hehehe
52:56 <Fez> Partay
53:00 <TheRon> middle child so the younger one did all the drying and shit
53:00 <doctor> lol
53:00 <Skirmish> I’ve requested my workload we wound back a little for a while so hopefully not too often DemonsRun 
53:00 <DemonsRun> Maybe I should start using tumblr again too lol
53:00 <TheRon> if iwas upset i'd just go dead quiet
53:16 <TheRon> cheers
54:00 <doctor> probably for the best
54:00 <DemonsRun> Oh look
54:00 <DemonsRun> It's back Mew 
54:00 <doctor> I said a lot of nasty things that may have held me back a bit
54:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the westernmost US state capital?
54:00 <Mew> dont let the door hit your testes on the way in Lumeah 
54:00 <Mew> welcome
54:00 <doctor> Hawaii?
54:34 <Defunct> Bourbon is mostly made from Corn, Scotch whisky is mostly made with Barley. They're both from grain, like distilled beer
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55:00 <Ana_Ng> hawaii is a state
55:00 <Lumeah> Hehehe classic! 
55:00 <doctor> don't know its capital
55:00 <Lumeah> Hey mew lovely one ;) 
55:00 <DemonsRun> Now Saemon take note
55:00 <TheRon> alaska's
55:00 <DemonsRun> Lumeah is a male who genuinely thinks he's female.
55:00 <TheRon> oh yeah
55:00 <TheRon> honolulu
55:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
55:00 <doctor> that's it
55:19 <partay> the fez
55:54 <Fez> Hows the scotch goin down
56:00 <DemonsRun> Not the way you seem to imagine it.
56:00 <Excessive> Ana_Ng, did u know that u can actually install a trivia script on ur client? ........... it's all automated ....... it'd save u a lot of typin
56:00 <Mew> fuck i was gonna say honolulu as a joke LOL
56:00 <Ana_Ng> um
56:00 <Ana_Ng> fuck bots
56:00 <Ana_Ng> fuck scripts
56:00 <doctor> they'll ban it
56:00 <Ana_Ng> is it really that difficult to type?
56:00 <TheRon> what is the southern most point of any australian territory
56:00 <Ana_Ng> i'm on a real keyboard, not on a phone
56:00 <Mew> finger exercises
56:06 <partay> scotch ewwwww
56:12 <partay> no-one drinks scotch
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56:45 <MrMark> i drink scotch by the litre
57:00 <doctor> some where in antartica?
57:00 <Mew> 1 hayaya
57:00 <Mew> 2 hayaya
57:00 <TheRon> yeah the south pole
57:00 <Ana_Ng> uh
57:00 <doctor> wonder if lands cheap down there
57:00 <Excessive> if u were at the north pole ............. which way would south be?
57:00 <TheRon> south?
57:01 <TheRon> just plug it into my veins
57:06 <MrMark> yes
57:06 <Defunct> Scotch tastes a lot smoother if you ask me
57:11 <BoneCold> MrMark
57:11 <Fez> Oh
57:18 <TheRon> it's a better whiskey
57:25 <MrMark> bourbon is American shit
57:31 <TheRon> ye
58:00 <Ana_Ng> any way
58:00 <doctor> all around
58:00 <TheRon> or north?
58:00 <cYbR> if you want to head south... you dig
58:54 <TheRon> tullymore dew
59:00 <TheRon> that's the shit
59:00 <Ana_Ng> worst answer yet
59:00 <cYbR> thx
59:17 <MrMark> yes its a good scotch
59:27 <MrMark> ive had a bottle or 2
00:00 <TheRon> jim beam drinkers are generally tools
00:00 <cYbR> and yet worst answer is most accurate
00:00 <Lumeah> Any way 
00:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10201664451162359&set=vb.1511842890&type=2&theater
00:00 <TheRon> if you want it come and get it for crying out loud
01:19 <partay> indeed
01:22 <TheRon> at least the ones i know
01:27 <partay> tools and bogans
01:29 <Fez> Bundi rum drinkers are worse
01:55 <MrMark> no sorry Tullamore is an Irish whisky
02:00 <Ana_Ng> ok mr gray
02:00 <DemonsRun> Why so boring now 
02:00 <TheRon> not enough beer
02:15 <TheRon> still good stuff
02:22 <MrMark> yep
02:34 <couleurs> Mountain Dew!!!!!!
02:50 <MrMark> no
03:08 <Tolradi> Lumeah how's your daytime tv watching?
03:17 <stebie> do the dew
04:00 <Excessive> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10271517_732054873503847_2784731303096162096_n.jpg
04:00 <Ana_Ng> What are the top 5 countries that foreign-born UKers are from?
04:00 <Lumeah> Yeah  white sauce 
04:13 <Defunct> I hate the majority of television especially daytime television. It's aimed at women at home with nothing to do.
04:28 <TheRon> sport?
04:30 <Tolradi> Defunct that is pretty much Lumeah
04:38 <Tolradi> she likes to watch Kochie on Sunrise
04:40 <couleurs> Dew U Do Da Jew
04:47 <TheRon> why pay out on lumeah, she's harmless
05:00 <Excessive> pearl jam
05:00 <Lumeah> Uganda
05:00 <DemonsRun> What are the top 5 boring questions Ana_Ng can ask!
05:00 <Mew> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/1175105_804130409607972_3800199307737929752_n.jpg
05:00 <DemonsRun> ?*
05:00 <TheRon> pakistan
05:00 <Ana_Ng> pakistan 1
05:00 <TheRon> france
05:00 <TheRon> holland
05:00 <DemonsRun> What are you, a teacher?
05:00 <TheRon> poland
05:00 <Ana_Ng> poland 2
05:02 <couleurs> TheRon 4 head opper
05:22 <TheRon> nah i'd make drunk random calls
05:31 <Defunct> I don't like primetime television much either. They have replications of shows like 'my kitchen rules' or master chef. or other clones 'Australias got talent' or 'x-factor' or 'australian idol'
05:33 <Tolradi> TheRon keep white knighting her, she might make it worth your while
05:58 <Defunct> or the home improvement shows 'the block' or I can't remember
06:00 <TheRon> jamiaca
06:00 <TheRon> australia
06:00 <Nikky`> india
06:00 <Ana_Ng> india 3
06:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10273964_537444499697205_2415199062831511568_n.jpg
06:00 <TheRon> ireland
06:00 <Ana_Ng> ireland 4
06:00 <TheRon> whats left
06:00 <TheRon> spain
06:09 <TheRon> i hate the block so much
06:24 <TheRon> lumeah has been nothing but cool with me
07:00 <TheRon> germany
07:00 <Ana_Ng> germany 5
07:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
07:00 <Ana_Ng> with help from nikky
07:00 <DemonsRun> Again
07:00 <DemonsRun> U some sort of teacher?
07:00 <TheRon> i'm the son of teachers
07:33 <Defunct> I hate all those fucken shows
07:40 <Tolradi> lumeah's bedroom is full of piles of junk mail too
07:54 <TheRon> i'm a gordo ramsay fan
08:45 <partay> TheRon same
08:50 <partay> kells kitchen is great
09:00 <Skirmish> This is what Ana_Ng does when she’s not having sex with married men. 
09:00 <Mew> the teachings of Don Ron
09:00 <Skirmish> or shovelling her saggy bewbs into her bodice. 
09:00 <TheRon> they have to be married
09:00 <Ana_Ng> i cannot finish unless they are married
09:02 <TheRon> nightmares
09:28 <TheRon> watch his cooking at home stuff, he almost orgasms over the ingredients
09:44 <partay> tmi
10:00 <Defunct> That's not the impression I get from him. Though I've never watched the shows
10:00 <Ana_Ng> fucking duh
10:00 <TheRon> saftey in them being married
10:00 <Lumeah> Nah.. Gotta be single for me
10:30 <Defunct> anything I've seen of Gordon Ramsey is him swearing at poor workers in his kitchen
11:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10157338_10152407605927008_1807317138158900511_n.jpg
11:00 <Ana_Ng> Which country is K2 in?
11:11 <TheRon> on hells kitchen i hate the over confident black women
11:25 <TheRon> they do make me giggle
11:41 <partay> cos they're black
11:45 <TheRon> don't take responsibility for anything
11:52 <partay> i got this
11:54 <partay> hahahaha
11:56 <TheRon> black has nothing to do with it
12:00 <TheRon> nepal
12:00 <Skirmish> Ana_Ng only has sex with married men because she preys on their need to have sex with anything other than their wife.  Single men do not find the idea of rolling around with Ana_Ng as appealing.  One was known to have commented “I went home with her, but had to leave because it felt I was rolling around naked on an oiled up jumping castle”. 
12:00 <Mew> omg i just bumped a mouse trap with my foot and nearly shit myself
12:00 <Ana_Ng> holding at nepal
12:38 <Defunct> it's so plebian. and all these things 'Home improvement' 'singers and dancers' 'food' are all subjective
13:00 <Nikky`> okie dokie I do believe it's nap time
13:05 <TheRon> i don't watch my kitchen rules
13:09 <TheRon> it's shit
14:00 <DemonsRun> I couldn't roll around on an oiled up jping castle
14:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah: You can’t get a guy let alone be picky about their relationship status.
14:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzt K2 is in Pakistan
14:11 <Defunct> I'd rather a decent hearty meal than what they offer up on these shithouse shows of awesome dining
14:34 <TheRon> why don't they just do a roast with some vegies?
15:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish do you admit that you are a loser
15:00 <BoneCold> or are you still in denial
15:00 <BoneCold> ?
15:00 <Lumeah> Where was i picky? Lol. You don't know everything Skirmy babe
15:04 <TheRon> i'd probably do something simple like fish
15:31 <TheRon> fish 3 mins each side it's done
16:20 <doctor> gosh darn cretins!
16:21 <couleurs> u beautey
16:29 <couleurs> Croutons
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16:53 <TheRon> i think i need some cheddar shapes
16:54 Join: beehhh ([email protected]) to #melbourne
17:00 <Excessive> careful Skirmish, these irc sheilas will come to ur wk and do this to u .......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10176257_656566517714177_1833470898_n.jpg
17:04 Quit: partay ([email protected]) Quit:
17:11 <TheRon> couleurs you like STP?
17:29 <couleurs> no
17:36 <TheRon> well you should
17:39 <TheRon> damn it
17:41 <beehhh> so many asians are in australia
17:42 <Defunct> Stone Temple Pilots?
17:46 <TheRon> yes
18:00 <Skirmish> These irc shells can barely string a sentence together … I fear their machine operator skills not. 
18:00 <Skirmish> sheilas*
18:00 <Ana_Ng> On which continent is the highest non-Asian peak?
18:00 <Lumeah> Love that one 
18:00 <Lumeah> Lol
18:02 <beehhh> alaska dont
18:10 <Defunct> or Scientificially Treated Petrolium?
18:20 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: does alaska like STP?
19:00 <Mew> a female tradie friend of mine nearly lost half her ponytail in a brush cutter a few days ago
19:13 <beehhh> Do you spread STD's
19:16 <TheRon> plush is an awesome song
20:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/RKjXOGX.jpg
20:00 <Mew> so close
20:00 <Lumeah> I can drive a bobcat and a zeroturn and a forklift... Well she wasn't thinking.. Why have lose hair? 
20:05 <Defunct> 'we are like a household, we have to balance the books' is a liberal mantra. But the government isn't like a household because a household can't print it's own money
20:45 <Defunct> or I should be more accurate a 'conservative' mantra
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20:59 <Tolradi> Defunct LNP would sell the house to pay off the home loan
21:00 <TheRon> girls should stick to girl jobs
21:00 <TheRon> :)
21:00 <Ana_Ng> i thought it was a wombat
21:00 <Skirmish> Your friend looks like she has ample breasts Mew. I like her. 
21:00 <Lumeah> Men should support women 
21:00 <Mew> she does actually lol
21:00 <Mew> how the heck did you know that
21:00 <Lumeah> Economy is fucked 
21:03 <TheRon> mew, woo hoo boobs!!!
21:03 <Tolradi> and call it a wise move
21:08 <Tolradi> despite living in a box on the street
21:23 <Defunct> hehe
21:35 <Mew> boobies
21:41 <TheRon> yes!!
22:00 <Defunct> I like you Tolradi. You seem smart
22:00 <DemonsRun> It's obvious Mew 
22:00 <Lumeah> He wants boob pic and hell troll if he doesn't get em. 
22:00 <doctor> that girl with the perky breasts on the insurance line ad
22:00 <Skirmish> I’ve a breast expert.  I can see things others cannot.
22:00 <Mew> oh i guess
22:00 <Skirmish> I’m*
22:00 <doctor> sticking her chest out
22:00 <Mew> you cant see cleavage tho
22:00 <Skirmish> I don’t need to.
22:19 <TheRon> have you weened rory off the breast??
23:00 <Mew> yes indeedy
23:00 <doctor> talking to some dolt on the phone about insurance, what a waste of talent
23:00 <couleurs> i'm a talent
23:00 <DemonsRun> It's where they sit Mew 
23:00 <Mew> she should be swinging her tatas around a metal pole at a gentlemans club
23:00 <doctor> true words couleurs
23:00 <doctor> exactly mew
23:09 <TheRon> hard work?
24:00 <doctor> she'd only have to work a few years or two and she's set for life
24:00 <doctor> few years or two? what the hell am i saying..
24:00 <Mew> hahaha
24:02 <Mew> i signed up for it
24:13 <TheRon> ?
24:20 <Mew> hard work lol
24:42 <TheRon> some boys just never get over it'
25:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1.0-9/1391484_10200282751786070_1874734036_n.jpg
25:00 <Mew> you're cracking up 
25:00 <Mew> the marbles wish is coming true
25:00 <doctor> it's about time
25:00 <Mew> the marbles go rolling one by one, hurrah, hurrah
25:00 <Skirmish> Would you like me to share my secret with you Mew?
26:00 <Mew> yes pls
26:00 <Mew> is it because you know i have big boobs and therefore i attract other female companions with big boobs because they want a bra swap friend?
27:00 <Excessive> aaaaaaaand 1 fo the lonely ladies ......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/v/t1.0-9/1454709_10200634118930029_417076996_n.jpg?oh=ba1c8c25eba4c5655dbd3eb32b6153a2&oe=53C1FE16&__gda__=1405805524_e390315e92a17a3832f7a0622626d076
27:00 <doctor> i can imagine myself violently rolling down a hill like a giant snowball
27:00 <DemonsRun> Man I need a bra swap friend!
27:00 <DemonsRun> Cup size Mew ?
27:00 <Mew> 14 e
27:00 <Skirmish> Mew: Knowing about your perfect breasts is simply a life achievement unlocked.
27:00 <Skirmish> Look at her pocket. 
27:00 <Ana_Ng> that's what you really want is a sweaty, stinking, stretched out bra from your friend
27:00 <DemonsRun> You can be my bra swap buddy! Lol
27:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish do you admit that you are a loser
27:00 <Mew> YES
27:00 <Skirmish> The larger a girls boobs, the more angle on the picket. 
28:00 <TheRon> new from chanel, slaque mole, for more slovenly woman that wanders aimlessly around the supermarket in trakkie daks and moccasins
28:00 <Skirmish> The smaller, the less angle. :) 
28:00 <Mew> what do you do if they dont have a pocket?
28:00 <TheRon> if you don't give a stuff how you smell, slaque mole
28:00 <Skirmish> Mew: Shadows on the top. 
28:00 <Mew> ask them nicely to remove their top for inspection? LOL
28:00 <TheRon> also available, dud root for men
28:00 <Mew> oh i see
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29:00 <Mew> i really hate wearing tops where you can gauge how big my boobs are
29:00 <TheRon> can i guage it???
29:00 <Skirmish> Tell your friend if she throws me a pic including her face I will add her to the gap bank ;-)
29:00 <Lumeah> I don't have a choy
29:00 <Lumeah> Choice 
29:00 <Mew> i wore a singlet yesterday and when i walked into the loungeroom Pirate couldnt even make eye contact with me and hes seen my boobs millions of times 
29:00 <Mew> still like a moth in the glow of a spot light
29:45 <beehhh> trannies are the best healing
30:00 <Skirmish> lol well at least he’s not getting bored with you.
30:00 <Mew> yeah thats a good point lol
30:00 <TheRon> it's a blokes weakness what can we say
30:04 <TheRon> i would've kept that to myself
30:33 <beehhh> women really dont care for old n unused male
30:48 <beehhh> if you cant hump ur out of the league
31:00 <Mew> i was like "hey ben? ben are you okay? is this making you nervous?" then i whipped my boobs out and hes like O_O OH JESUS 
31:00 <Skirmish> I dated a 14e years and years ago Mew and we ended up breaking up because I couldn’t keep my hands off her. 
31:00 <Skirmish> She wanted “more” than just sex and me playing with her boobs like a kitten.
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31:11 <Doodle> theres a humping league?
31:13 <Doodle> D:
31:26 <TheRon> if the lady's won't look, a tranny is the next best thing?
31:41 <beehhh> girl knows who got abs and extra large sizes
32:00 <TheRon> bloody women, always wanting more
32:00 <Skirmish> I know Ron … should just be happy with what they get.
32:00 <Mew> like a kitten hahahaha
32:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish is a sexual predator
32:00 <Excessive> TheRon, "jus can't get enough"
32:00 <Skirmish> BoneCold: My prey doesn’t run away …. or take screen caps to spread around the internet and laugh at me.
32:00 <Lumeah> Lets troll him. 
32:02 <TheRon> stp - interstae love song
32:05 <beehhh> actually trannies are better than ladies
32:16 <TheRon> right!
32:30 <beehhh> they dont give ur stress
32:53 <beehhh> imagine of penguins
33:00 <Mew> maybe Lumeah is a #melbourne regular
33:00 <TheRon> she is
33:09 <TheRon> billy madison penguins?
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34:00 <Mew> i mean from before Lumeah lol
34:00 <Mew> like plivent or something
34:00 <doctor> plivent still alive?
34:00 <Mew> i hope so
34:00 <DemonsRun> I have 14e & dickhead doesn't bother annoying me about them anymore
34:00 <DemonsRun> He learnt.
34:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah is only 1 thing for sure.  Ridiculously stupid.
34:00 <doctor> he did bring drama where ever he went
34:39 <TheRon> it don't matter if you're black or white
34:51 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxCSSzb0I9o
34:53 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Butters - what what in the butt (Dec 15, 2008) 4:25 - Category: Comedy - 3,063,816 views - 8,659 likes (92.2%), 731 dislikes (7.8%)
35:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: If your partner does not become a zombie at the presence of your breasts then he has lost interest in you.
35:00 <BoneCold> plivent is a good guy
35:00 <DemonsRun> He's an ass guy.
35:00 <Mew> i miss him
35:00 <doctor> nah he was a pretty bad dude
35:00 <Mew> tell him to come back
35:00 <DemonsRun> Always tailin me
35:00 <BoneCold> He was on the other night I was talking to him
35:00 <Mew> as what nickname?
35:03 <TheRon> nice lol!
35:19 <BlackDevil> LOL NICE
35:23 <BlackDevil> yet so old
35:30 <BlackDevil> Mew needs to catch up with the times
35:35 <beehhh> yeah i never sucked a white cock bofore
35:38 <BlackDevil> this is whats new Mew https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbLGe2y0t-A
35:39 <BlackDevil> Youtube: News Airs a Womans GIANT Camel Toe (Apr 23, 2014) 0:34 - Category: People and Blogs - 758 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
36:00 <BoneCold> fuck what was it
36:00 <BoneCold> ummm
36:00 <BoneCold> plod
36:00 <Mew> dang
36:00 <doctor> why doesnt he make it known he's back?
36:00 <BoneCold> I guess because he would be banned
36:00 <doctor> would he?
36:00 <Mew> beehhh isnt banned
36:00 <Mew> im sure he'd be fine
36:08 <beehhh> tranny parlors are the next best thing
36:48 <beehhh> beautiful ladyboys were in styarra with blue eyes i shouldve had
37:00 <Mew> tell him to come into #cats next time hes on
37:00 <BoneCold> I shall
37:00 <TheRon> cats?
37:00 <Excessive> fo all those thinkin abt the would be ladies on here ......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/1655907_10201064767055963_862427284_n.jpg
37:00 <BoneCold> yes
37:00 <BoneCold> cats
37:00 <DemonsRun> Beehhh is the 3rd biggest fuckwit I've come across online
37:00 <TheRon> geelong cats?
37:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: It’s the channel that the perm ban rejects of this channel hang out in.
37:00 <Mew> hashtag cats
37:19 <TheRon> what is beehhh on because i wouldn't mind some
38:00 <BoneCold> Never seen beehhh at work
38:00 <BoneCold> oh
38:00 <BoneCold> Is the use ben
38:00 <BoneCold> pirate?
38:00 <DemonsRun> Is the tranny shit true?
38:00 <BoneCold> Ben is [email protected] * ben
38:00 <BoneCold> Ben on #melbourne #25+ +#Australia #casual 
38:00 <BoneCold> is that your bf mew/
38:00 <doctor> its a channel dedicated for the discussion and funny picture sharing of cats. a great experience for the whole family
38:00 <Mew> no lol
38:00 <Mew> ben is Pirate
38:00 <BoneCold> Actually I've found that Cats, has become a place to torment the use peace aka chrus
38:00 <BoneCold> chris*
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38:39 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/10006923_10152318572286112_5007039974775076729_n.jpg
38:40 <BlackDevil> beehhh, simba is into trannies
39:00 <BoneCold> damn
39:00 <Skirmish> The Pirate has deemed us unworthy of his hilarious presence. 
39:00 <DemonsRun> Torment the use peace?
39:00 <DemonsRun> That doesn't make sense
39:00 <BoneCold> user*
39:00 <Mew> cats used to be awesome until fred bear and element started viciously sucking each others cocks day in day out
39:00 <TheRon> damn
39:00 <Skirmish> Tormenting Chris is easy. It’s no challenge and only highlights your complete inability to achieve anything in life BoneCold.
39:49 <TheRon> can't find a betterman
40:00 <Mew> now its all bruised lips and blood blisters
40:00 <Skirmish> Mew: Is shads still in there crying over his perm ban from here?
40:00 <Pyro-> O_o
40:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish you seem to consider yourself intelligent and hard to get to. Yet I manage to piss you off
40:00 <BoneCold> Are you telling me you don't consider me breaking you down a highlight?
40:24 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
40:36 <TheRon> she lies and says she's in love with him, can't find a betterman
40:55 <BlackDevil> Unfortunately the members of nickelback have died in an unfortunate plane crash. We must tell the rest of the community of what happened. We must tell there facebook viewers, youtube watchers, and google+ circle jerkers.
41:00 <Skirmish> BoneCold: Another of your delusions.  There is absolutely nothing worth getting emotional about on irc.  Nothing. 
41:00 <Mew> yeah shads is on atm
41:00 <BoneCold> But Skirmish
41:00 <BoneCold> what about before
41:00 <BoneCold> with MEw
41:00 <BoneCold> and pandas
41:00 <BoneCold> you were very emotional
41:00 <Skirmish> He’s been telling Serenity he wishes her kids dead for the past week or so.
41:00 <BoneCold> So....
41:00 <BoneCold> Are you saying
41:00 <BoneCold> you are emotional about it?
41:00 <Skirmish> BoneCold: See above, the line about highlighting. It is again valid.
41:00 <Mew> gee i wonder what that feels like
41:13 <TheRon> nickleback?
41:24 <TheRon> canadians will be shattered
42:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish you are probably the most emotinal chatter here
42:00 <BoneCold> You talk shit man
42:00 <Mew> BoneCold you're obviously capable of normal conversation
42:00 <DemonsRun> Pot meet kettle
42:00 <Mew> just let it go
42:00 <BoneCold> Absolutely.
42:00 <Mew> go wiv da flo
42:00 <Skirmish> Do you squint your eyes and clench your anus tight when you repeatedly say things here in the desperate hope that they come true? 
42:27 <DemonsRun> I call bullshit
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42:55 <Mew> yeah theres no way nickelback is dead
43:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish, you have been exposed as a sook today.
43:00 <BoneCold> Good day to you Sir
43:00 <Skirmish> lol what tosser. 
43:00 <BoneCold> I said GOOD DAY
43:00 <DemonsRun> BoneCold: The sooner you leave the better
43:00 <DemonsRun> You'll stop looking like a fool
43:03 <Mew> i havent got that intense joy radiating from inside me
43:15 <[Maverick]> yeah.. I am not slitting my wrists yet
43:15 <BlackDevil> we all with they were dead
43:21 <TheRon> happy happy joy joy??
43:44 <doctor> we all with they were dead
43:48 <DemonsRun> I don't mind a couple of their songs for sentimental reasons
44:00 <Skirmish> That day will never come DemonsRun. 
44:00 <Pyro-> but that's his angle.. the fool angle
44:00 <BoneCold> DemonsRun, ill just hang back for a while longer then shall I?
44:00 <BoneCold> Fucking Doodle
44:00 <BoneCold> don't get me started on Doodle
44:00 <Mew> okay we wont
44:00 <BoneCold> He's the worst case here
44:00 <Mew> leave it there
44:00 <Mew> I SAID LEAVE IT THERE
44:00 <DemonsRun> If you wish BoneCold 
44:00 <DemonsRun> You're only exposing yourself to be a shitty little sooky cunt who can't make a real insult hit the target.
44:00 <TheRon> so.....boobs!
44:05 <DemonsRun> But I prefer the band chad Kroger managed.
44:06 <couleurs> we all with we were dead
44:30 <doctor> Most of their songs are just about stupid stuff
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44:50 <DemonsRun> One of their songs was played at a friends funeral a couple years ago
44:55 <DemonsRun> Hence sentimental reasons
45:00 <Mew> boobies
45:00 <BoneCold> oh bitch bitch botch DemonsRun
45:00 <DemonsRun> What bitching?
45:00 <BoneCold> You are about as relevant as Skirmish
45:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: BoneCold is one of those sad lonely guys with acne that sit on irc as long as they can in the frenzied hope they catch a piece of information about someone that they can later try and use against that person. 
45:00 <Mew> http://24.media.tumblr.com/04c7c960eb07e17889fb6ff29b116816/tumblr_n4kasshK741rtg6n0o1_400.gif
45:00 <Skirmish> He had a raging lady boner of some bloke named Dylan dealing drugs.
45:00 <DemonsRun> So a younger version of b1?
45:27 <TheRon> blues traveller - run-around
45:34 <doctor> fair enough
46:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: Exactly.  Spot on.  BoneCold is B1. Just different ages.
46:00 <TheRon> yours mew?
46:00 <DemonsRun> Woohoo! What'd I win?
46:00 <Mew> not mine sorry
46:00 <Skirmish> They are far too small to be Mew's.
46:00 <TheRon> damn, they are nice
46:00 <Mew> http://37.media.tumblr.com/f515451f5ef74b7aceb0210516069401/tumblr_n4kasvw4Dp1rtg6n0o1_500.jpg
47:00 <TheRon> closer?
47:00 <Mew> http://24.media.tumblr.com/98eb0e54c041a2557aecc59626ab7d0c/tumblr_n4glgywsOP1rtg6n0o1_500.jpg
47:12 <couleurs> i prefer good music
47:22 <couleurs> thank u
47:29 <TheRon> well richmond are fucked
48:00 <DemonsRun> Richmond vs Geelong!
48:00 <couleurs> 80085
48:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish is a loser
48:00 <TheRon> nice
48:00 <Skirmish> I reckon even they would be slightly smaller than Mew’s.  Not by much. 
48:00 <Lumeah> Lol.. He's gonna wank over them
48:02 <DemonsRun> ?*
48:23 <TheRon> hawks
48:26 <TheRon> numnuts
48:53 <TheRon> harvey danger - flagploe sitta
49:00 <Mew> lumeah talking in the third person
49:00 <Skirmish> She’s just desperate to feel part of the group. 
49:49 <DemonsRun> Haven't been paying attn to afl this year
49:59 <TheRon> well you should be
50:00 <Skirmish> She’s not great looking so it’s safe to say she has been a social outcast her entire life.
50:00 <DemonsRun> BoneCold is a loser
50:00 <Lumeah> You want him to wank over pix.. You go right ahead love. 
50:00 <Mew> could you draw a pic in mspaint to describe what she looks like?
50:00 <Skirmish> Not even a mildly pleasing personality to take away some of the fuglyness. 
50:00 <Skirmish> Mew … I will do it right now. 
50:00 <DemonsRun> Skirmish: 
50:00 <DemonsRun> HE
50:04 <DemonsRun> Nah
50:18 <TheRon> it's the greatest game in the world
50:25 <couleurs> lol
50:28 <DemonsRun> I agree
50:36 <DemonsRun> I just don't bother with watching sports
50:48 <TheRon> seems wrong to me
51:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish
51:00 <Skirmish> Mew: This is Lumeah.  http://www.itusozluk.com/image/selma-bouvier_55195.jpg
51:00 <Mew> http://31.media.tumblr.com/b20243fa7f9ed322468c99a243609727/tumblr_n4eqs5v9kr1rtg6n0o1_500.jpg
51:52 <couleurs> me 2
52:00 <TheRon> fake
52:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish post us some pic of you fat boy
52:00 <Skirmish> No they’re not.
52:00 <Mew> those ones arent fake TheRon
52:00 <couleurs> 80085
52:00 <Skirmish> BoneCold: Sure. What kind of pic would you like?  
52:30 <Mew> i hate afl
52:43 <BlackDevil> yea doctor
52:48 <BlackDevil> we with
52:49 <couleurs> me 2 Mew
53:00 <Mew> LOL Skirmish, i see
53:00 <Skirmish> Tits that large would be unrealistically perky and have scars either around the areola or under the breast near where it joins the chest. 
53:00 <couleurs> no incision... TheRon 
53:00 <couleurs> lern 2 boob
53:00 <Skirmish> ^
53:00 <Ana_Ng> the results are in
53:23 <TheRon> i like bon jovi
53:58 Part: IAmSpeed ([email protected]) from #melbourne
54:00 <Skirmish> The boobs have attracted a wild Dooodle.
54:00 <Dooodle> boobs?
54:00 <TheRon> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/52/Brown_Leghorn_rooster_in_Australia.jpg
54:00 <Ana_Ng> hoodily skoodily doodily
54:00 <TheRon> like my cock
54:00 <Skirmish> Mew is posting links to boobs.
54:00 <BoneCold> Dooodle doesn't know what boobs are he's a fucking FAGGOT
54:00 <Dooodle> i cant look at boobs etc
54:00 <Dooodle> oh great
54:00 <Dooodle> you're still alive i see BoneCold 
54:00 <Dooodle> syphillis hasn't claimed you quite yet
54:00 <Mew> http://31.media.tumblr.com/bf34a7fdf2e8f705c57efd7333196ab2/tumblr_n4eqsaOnPt1rtg6n0o1_1280.jpg
54:43 <xm> Nickelback band members have died after being lured for fake rock festival "Canadian Rock Legends 2014". After chants from the crowd for band members to crowd surf the four star performers lept into the crowd only to be stomped to death by a stampede of eager Nickelback haters that organised the event over Facebook. Their lifeless bodies were then lit with the butane from cigarette lighters as their prerecorded song "Burn it to the ground" was played
54:52 <beehhh> image foods for your requirement
54:56 Quit: slave ([email protected]) Quit:
55:00 <Skirmish> Dooodle: His only outlet for intimate contact with women is hookers, and he can only afford the cheap ones because he’s on centreline … so just wait. He will get it soon. 
55:00 <Mew> http://24.media.tumblr.com/60016b67a2e56f957798d600c1d07093/tumblr_n4glggPSC01rtg6n0o1_500.jpg
55:00 <Dooodle> tick tock
55:00 <dematerialised> pass on those last boobs
55:00 <DemonsRun> Don't like those ones
55:25 <beehhh> google is a dexter to me better than Mew
55:32 <couleurs> RIP Nickledick
55:48 <TheRon> this is how you remind me?
55:59 <DemonsRun> I call hoax xm
56:00 <Mew> yeah theyre fake i think
56:00 <DemonsRun> Nips are way too high
56:00 <Dooodle> i wish i was at home so i could look at them
56:00 <Mew> good fakies though
56:00 <BoneCold> Dooodle stop pretending to be straight you are a fucking FAGGOT
56:00 <Dooodle> oh thorry
56:00 <Dooodle> o/`
56:08 <xm> i trust the author
56:13 <xm> he's not known for lying
56:37 <beehhh> domain.co.au
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57:00 <Dooodle> is that better honeysuckle
57:00 <TheRon> so much nastiness today
57:00 <Skirmish> yeah that last shot is fake.
57:00 <couleurs> cool headphones!!!!!
57:00 <BoneCold> <Dooodle> i wish i was at home so i could look at them <---- If straight, a despo. If FAGGOT a liar.
57:00 <Dooodle> ...
57:00 <Mew> http://31.media.tumblr.com/ee4088abe82bbabd0e032663de62a234/tumblr_n4b1glnArh1rtg6n0o1_500.jpg
57:00 <DemonsRun> I'd get a boob job
57:00 <DemonsRun> To lift em more
57:00 <BoneCold> Let's just assume Dooodle is a desperate FAGGOT
57:00 <Dooodle> so now you're not sure if i'm gay or straight?
57:00 <Dooodle> make up your mind
57:16 <TheRon> def leppard - hysteria
57:20 <TheRon> a fave of mine
57:32 <couleurs> double u double u double u dot shut up dot com dot aye u
58:00 <BoneCold> You're desperate Dooodle
58:00 <BoneCold> Desperate.
58:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: If you have 14e’s then the surgeon would tell you that in order to remain perky you would need to lose size. 
58:00 <Dooodle> i'm depserate for a break, back in 15 mins or so
58:00 <couleurs> Have a Kit Kat
58:00 <BoneCold> Dooodle is really showing his desperation as of late.
58:00 <Lwaxana> and the chat crumbles into abuse
58:00 <DemonsRun> I'd lose size happily Skirmish 
58:00 <DemonsRun> I went from B to EE to E in 3 kids
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58:39 <beehhh> im broke until my next cycle of aunts payment into my bank acc
58:39 Join: Bastardly_One ([email protected]) to #melbourne
58:54 <TheRon> b1 def leppard?
59:00 <Skirmish> I notice that since I took the picture of one of the monitors at work I haven’t been called a store man since.  I bet it was devastating to realise you’d been wrong for so long and in fact knew nothing about me BoneCold.
59:00 <DemonsRun> D/DD would be perfect
59:00 <BoneCold> a store man?
59:00 <Ana_Ng> an intelligent man would be perfect
59:09 <Bastardly_One> are shit
59:27 <TheRon> wash your mouth out
59:55 <Bastardly_One> the only good hair band are finally calling it quits
00:00 <BoneCold> What the fuck are you talking about Skirmish?
00:00 <Ana_Ng> no surgery for that, huh
00:00 <couleurs> i'm intelgiant
00:00 <TheRon> everything on me is original
00:00 <Skirmish> Ana_Ng: Intelligent men don’t want women who commit adultery and our their boobs into tops. 
00:00 <Mew> http://31.media.tumblr.com/6f3066534aa87d99afd797b2d9a541c2/tumblr_n41s4vkK6j1rtg6n0o1_500.jpg
00:09 <Bastardly_One> and I was devastated (at the time)
00:09 <xm> nah, HAIM are still going strong
00:17 <Bastardly_One> xm, heh
00:28 <xm> oh did you hear about the news earlier?
00:36 <Bastardly_One> nuh, Motley Crue are calling it quits, suicide tour in a way
00:38 <xm> <xm> Nickelback band members have died after being lured for fake rock festival "Canadian Rock Legends 2014". After chants from the crowd for band members to crowd surf the four star performers lept into the crowd only to be stomped to death by a stampede of eager Nickelback haters that organised the event over Facebook. Their lifeless bodies were then lit with the butane from cigarette lighters as their prerecorded song "Burn it to the ground" was pl
00:38 <xm> ayed
00:40 <beehhh> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0c/Dhaka_Savar_Building_Collapse.jpg
01:00 <Ana_Ng> Skirmish, the poster child for abortion
01:00 <dematerialised> i wanna bite her
01:00 <TheRon> Skirmish: it's not a deal breaker for me
01:00 <BoneCold> Bass`Babe85, where is johninja?
01:00 <DemonsRun> Wonder how much it'd cost for a reduction
01:00 <Bass`Babe85> Err this guy
01:00 <Mew> i think its free
01:00 <Mew> you just go on a waiting list
01:00 <DemonsRun> Oh well
01:00 <Bass`Babe85> He's out scoring drugs babe
01:00 <DemonsRun> In that case I'm def looking into it
01:00 <BoneCold> Who here is familiar with the user 'johninja'?
01:00 <Bass`Babe85> How are you?
01:00 <BoneCold> I'm good babe
01:00 <DemonsRun> Just need to decide on another baby or not
01:01 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha
01:10 <Bastardly_One> how I wish that was true xm
01:12 <xm> DemonsRun reckons it's not true
01:20 <xm> i dunno m8
01:20 <BlackDevil> 911?
01:27 Join: partay ([email protected]) to #melbourne
01:46 <Pyro-> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1560570_648124235252518_1538447417_n.jpg
02:00 <Ana_Ng> johninja is my pal
02:00 <BoneCold> We can be together Bass`Babe85
02:00 <BoneCold> just throw johninja out
02:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: If you can prove back pain etc then they will do it under medicare I believe.
02:00 <Bass`Babe85> Nope 
02:00 <BoneCold> I'm a better person than him
02:00 <Bass`Babe85> Eh
02:00 <DemonsRun> That's brilliant BoneCold 
02:00 <Ana_Ng> that's not fair bonecold
02:00 <DemonsRun> Backs fucked! Haha
02:00 <Bass`Babe85> Go away
02:00 <Ana_Ng> nobody is better than you
02:00 <BoneCold> rofl
02:00 <BoneCold> Bass`Babe85 when johninja gets home
02:00 <BoneCold> tell him I said hi
02:21 <Bastardly_One> its not
02:25 <Bastardly_One> I went googling
02:32 <Bastardly_One> and no member is dead
02:36 <beehhh> garment factory collaspe in dhaka will effect the businesses in australia
02:42 <xm> Bastardly_One, it was just xm journalism :)
02:54 <Bastardly_One> I wish, I so wish
03:00 <Bass`Babe85> K
03:00 <Bass`Babe85> BoneCold says hi
03:00 <BoneCold> Mels
03:00 <Bass`Babe85> Wtf..
03:00 <BoneCold> how is the baby?
03:00 <BoneCold> Has john got a job yet?
03:00 <TheRon> the baby is stashed in a cupboard somewhere
03:00 <TheRon> :)
03:11 <xm> i might go pasting it around for laughs
03:20 <xm> im sure some kids in America will believe it
03:42 <xm> but yeah ill have to AFK while i get extradited
03:49 <couleurs> :~)
03:54 <Bastardly_One> I just cut and pasted it
03:58 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4ca_1398564820
04:00 <Bastardly_One> to my status
04:00 <BoneCold> johninja was telling me he was blowing mull smoke in the babys face when mels wasnt around
04:00 <Kelevra> She's good. Yeah he got a job being my slave for the time being 
04:00 <Kelevra> Nah babes we don't smoke inside 
04:00 <TheRon> good thing too
04:00 <Kelevra> I'd gut his junk if he did that shit
04:03 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Dude Sits Down At Public Piano An Just Man Handles It (Date: Apr-26-2014, 3 hours ago) - Views: 1668 - Played: 1512
04:05 <xm> oh right
04:07 <DemonsRun> You'll only make yourself look foolish & look like you believe everything that's put in the Internet
04:12 <xm> we can go to jail together
04:36 <xm> DemonsRun, depends on if you understand irony. and if you understand what is going on here
05:00 <BoneCold> I'd punch him too
05:00 <Mew> http://31.media.tumblr.com/2ee53d6554b74cd3940acd6f0b2d71de/tumblr_n3j9hbXGxM1rtg6n0o1_500.jpg
05:00 <Kelevra> Well why make up bs
05:00 <BoneCold> I think in all seriousness could beat up john pretty easily
05:00 <BoneCold> hes too fat and slow for me
05:00 <Kelevra> Dude you're old enough 
05:00 <Kelevra> Ugly enough 
05:00 <TheRon> having a baby would suck i mean no alcohol for at least 12 months
05:00 <DemonsRun> He's been at it for hours Mel
05:00 <Kelevra> To be normal.
05:22 <beehhh> dimmys n forges are now being hard scrutiny by the global watch organization
05:53 <Bastardly_One> neither store exists anymoe beehhh
06:00 <BoneCold> Mels do you enjoy having a guy with more cushon for the pushin?
06:00 <BoneCold> I'm not Matty either like John seems to think
06:00 <Kelevra> DemonsRun: it's a Saturday here, fuck he should be out
06:00 <Kelevra> Ahhh I love johns pudge
06:14 <Bastardly_One> actually, Forges I think still does in Footscray but I've not been to Melbourne in a long time
06:45 <Bastardly_One> DemonsRun, no no no ... I'm looking at it from this perspective
06:57 <Bastardly_One> if you read the last line it is clearly a joke
06:58 <TheRon> richmond are shit b1
07:00 <Mew> wait are you and johninja dating now?
07:00 <BoneCold> He's a bit of a tubby bastard now isnt he?
07:00 <TheRon> is that cose?
07:00 <Mew> I PREDICTED THAT AGES AGO
07:00 <TheRon> code
07:00 <Kelevra> I love thick men
07:00 <Mew> i think im psychic
07:00 <BoneCold> johninja is a major loser
07:00 <Kelevra> Mew: john and I lol
07:00 <Kelevra> ?
07:00 <Mew> yeah
07:00 <BoneCold> Mew you would be next
07:00 <Skirmish> Mew: Do we have a romantic rendezvous?
07:00 <BoneCold> When Mels dumps him
07:00 <Kelevra> Haha so did sezz
07:00 <BoneCold> there will be mew
07:00 <Kelevra> I had nfi
07:03 <Bastardly_One> hence I said, I wish!
07:07 <Bastardly_One> we know TheRon
07:08 <TheRon> richmond are shit b1
07:25 <Bastardly_One> wish we could play without old baldy though
07:37 <Bastardly_One> why the fuck is he such a spiritual leader for us?
07:52 <beehhh> im taking hospitality so i can sell rooms to hot couple
07:53 <TheRon> judd?
07:55 <Bastardly_One> I don't get it ... he's an old has been and a apparently a bit of a cunt
07:59 <TheRon> robninson?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> aye ... him
08:00 <Ana_Ng> isn't Mels the one who posted pics of her infection?
08:00 <BoneCold> Ana_Ng I hope not
08:00 <BoneCold> Mels
08:00 <Mew> damn i wonder who was first
08:00 <BoneCold> did you?
08:00 <Kelevra> I have an infection?
08:00 <Ana_Ng> ok someone else then
08:00 <Mew> Skirmish i think we do
08:00 <Kelevra> Oh wait 
08:00 <BoneCold> If you have slept with johninja yes
08:00 <Mew> Ana_Ng is thinking of mandyjane
08:00 <Ana_Ng> oh right
08:00 <Ana_Ng> thanks
08:00 <Skirmish> I am glad he is with you Kelevra because if he had of stayed with that rat mandyjane I would never have been able to be nice to him again.
08:00 <Kelevra> My arm got infected in 09
08:02 <beehhh> i do like trannies
08:05 <Bastardly_One> nuh Judd
08:06 <xm> Bastardly_One, when people dont get the joke they become one
08:17 <beehhh> most chefs are gay
08:24 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/gallery/bPmx9
08:50 <xm> nahhhh it's a hell manly profession
08:54 <Bastardly_One> WOOT!
09:00 <Kelevra> Syringes 
09:00 <Mew> wait wait im getting a reading
09:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish tried to hit on MJ
09:00 <Mew> i let you play with my boobs like a kitten
09:00 <BoneCold> he got REJECTED
09:00 <Kelevra> Dandenong hospital 
09:00 <Skirmish> BoneCold: LOL oh yes!  I felt like slumming it. 
09:00 <BoneCold> rofl
09:00 <BoneCold> She's alright
09:00 <Skirmish> Thought I’d live on the wild side and see how shocked my doctor could get checking my test results.
09:00 <BoneCold> not as bad as you and johninja make out she is
09:01 <xm> yelling at people and stuff
09:06 <Bastardly_One> My most favourite housemate ever saw it was a joke
09:25 <Bastardly_One> **** ********* What a beautiful dream.
09:28 <Bastardly_One> heh
09:31 <TheRon> aerosmith?
09:36 <Bastardly_One> suck arse
09:43 <Bastardly_One> there's only one hair metal band
09:48 <Bastardly_One> OH
09:49 <Bastardly_One> AH
09:59 <Bastardly_One> Kickstart My Heart til it never stops
10:00 <Kelevra> I'm pretty bad
10:00 <Skirmish> Of course you would think so. You have no standards AND you’re desperate BoneCold. 
10:00 <Skirmish> Come on man who the fuck jacks himself off on a cam for a girl?
10:00 <Kelevra> I'd do it
10:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish im not the one who tried to crack onto mj only to be rejected
10:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish: johninja had penis pics
10:06 <TheRon> motley crue
10:08 <Bastardly_One> OH, YEAH, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABY!
10:13 <Bastardly_One> yep
10:24 <Bastardly_One> Nikki Sixx is the man
10:29 <TheRon> how shit was armageddon?
10:42 <Bastardly_One> shittiest movie
10:46 <Bastardly_One> shittiest songs
10:46 <beehhh> when my dad used to get angry he pointed at his penis
10:59 <beehhh> so was my mum
11:00 <Skirmish> Kelevra: People would pay to see you masturbate on cam to another girl.  It’s the world we live in.  Retards like BoneCold can only dream.
11:00 <BoneCold> I think I still have the links to them
11:00 <Kelevra> Mandy or mary
11:00 <Mew> i used to get my boobs out on webcam when i was like 14/15
11:00 <Kelevra> Mj = skankerette
11:00 <Mew> it was the thing to do at the time
11:00 <Kelevra> They're huge
11:00 <BoneCold> Kelevra: where is TheCrow?
11:00 <BoneCold> Where is MandyJane?
11:00 <Kelevra> Fkn double whoppers
11:00 <Skirmish> Mew: You just enjoyed the power having those gave you.
11:00 <BoneCold> Where is faux?
11:07 <Bastardly_One> don't suppose anyone watched the movie on Bettie Page last night did they?
11:27 <xm> beehhh, he meant that he regretted impregnating your mother to make you :)
11:30 <TheRon> i watched tna wrestling last night, it's shit
11:42 <beehhh> we are twins
12:00 <BoneCold> johninja is a love sick dog
12:00 <Mew> i still do
12:00 <BoneCold> he gets rejected a lot
12:00 <Mew> hehehehehehe
12:00 <Kelevra> Dylan is somewhere 
12:00 <Kelevra> Faux I don't really know
12:00 <BoneCold> I didn't ask where crow was
12:00 <Skirmish> John’s in a relationship and that is so hard for BoneCold to cope with he’s choosing to ignore it.
12:00 <BoneCold> The^Crow
12:00 <BoneCold> as in johninjas fatty ex
12:06 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxvfDTaUVAo
12:07 <BlackDevil> Youtube: UEV 440 Conqueror Australia off road trailer (Mar 8, 2012) 7:06 - Category: Autos and Vehicles - 212,012 views -
12:10 <BlackDevil> must want
12:52 <TheRon> is wolf creek 2 good?
13:00 <Kelevra> BoneCold: he bones me and buys me flowers 
13:00 <Kelevra> Pretty sure I love the dude
13:00 <BoneCold> Buys you flowers with centerlink money
13:00 <BoneCold> not earnt cash
13:00 <Kelevra> IN YOUR FACE
13:00 <Kelevra> hells to the yes
13:01 <Bastardly_One> no idea, I loved the first one
13:09 <Bastardly_One> xm should die though
13:15 <Bastardly_One> I've This Is How You Remind Me
13:19 <xm> LOL
13:22 <Bastardly_One> in my head and it will NOT go away
13:24 <TheRon> john jarrett the best aussie actor
13:28 <xm> yah, ive had it playing too in my head
13:35 <xm> yeah*
13:44 <xm> someone mentioned it before, cant remember who
13:47 <Bastardly_One> John Jarrett surprised the life out of me in that movie
13:58 Join: BoneCold ([email protected]) to #melbourne
14:00 <Kelevra> Burn government money 
14:00 <BoneCold> Kelevra I'd even suggest Skirmish would be a better man for you
14:00 <Pain> hey skirmish
14:00 <BoneCold> johninja is a loser
14:00 <Pain> yup
14:00 <Kelevra> He's shit babes
14:00 <Pain> ill second that
14:00 <Pain> a fucking cunt 
14:00 <BoneCold> Pain lets talk about johninja
14:00 <Kelevra> Can't stand Skirmish 
14:00 <Skirmish> Now BoneCold’s boyfriend is online. 
14:00 <Pain> im not his bf
14:00 <Skirmish> Kelevra: That cuts deep. :( 
14:00 <Pain> wtf
14:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish is a loser
14:00 <Kelevra> Two comps hooked up hey
14:01 <Bastardly_One> I never would of expected that out of him in a million years
14:12 <Bastardly_One> and that laugh ... it's awesome
14:35 <TheRon> darlin' you give love a bad name
14:59 <Mew> i refuse to let nickelback get stuck in my head
15:00 <BoneCold> but hes better than johninja
15:00 <Pain> i dont think there is any bigger douche then CHUCKY
15:00 <Kelevra> Lol wtf
15:00 <Pain> that fat cunt
15:00 <Skirmish> Pain: I didn’t say you were, but interesting you leapt to that assumption so quickly. 
15:00 <Pain> i read it wrong mate
15:00 <Kelevra> W
15:00 <Kelevra> T
15:00 <BoneCold> Mels upload a picture of you and johninja
15:00 <Kelevra> F
15:00 <DemonsRun> Agreed Skirmish 
15:00 <DemonsRun> If the shoe fits
15:00 <Mew> dont you believe it BoneCold?
15:00 <Kelevra> We don't take pics
15:00 <BoneCold> Mew yes i believe it
15:00 <Mew> they've been destined for love for ages
15:00 <Kelevra> We're parents 
15:00 <Kelevra> Lol
15:00 <Pain> mew
15:00 <Mew> just let them be lovey
15:00 <Pain> slut
15:00 <Pain> hey mew
15:00 <Skirmish> They don’t take pics they are interested in sharing. 
15:00 <Pain> you are a slut
15:00 <BoneCold> I want to laugh at the stupid look johninja would have on his face
15:04 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RwZu9W5Szs
15:05 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bob Dylan - Hurricane (original) (Apr 15, 2013) 9:09 - Category: People and Blogs - 1,502,032 views - 1,435 likes (58.4%), 1,023 dislikes (41.6%)
15:09 <couleurs> sweat trailer bro
15:27 <BlackDevil> isnt it?
15:33 Join: Fiona ([email protected]) to #melbourne
15:39 <Bastardly_One> FUCK!
15:45 <Bastardly_One> now it's Photograph
15:51 <Mew> ew
16:00 <Mew> hey pain
16:00 <Mew> yeah what of it
16:00 <Pain> gtfo
16:00 <Pain> slut
16:00 <Mew> no
16:00 <Mew> im staying
16:00 <Mew> and slutting
16:00 <Mew> deal with it
16:00 <TheRon> excellent
16:00 <Mew> if youve got a problem with that maybe YOU should leave
16:00 <Mew> huh huh
16:00 <Kelevra> Hey ellie ya fkn slut whose been with her bf over five years
16:00 <Mew> yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah
16:00 <doctor> Mew is welcome every where
16:01 <Mew> stop thinking
16:02 <Mew> immediately
16:04 <BlackDevil> Mew mate
16:07 <TheRon> def leppard photograph??
16:11 <Bastardly_One> show me some tits
16:15 <BlackDevil> will you carry elements baby?
16:16 <Bastardly_One> that'll help
16:26 <TheRon> always helps me
16:53 <Mew> no thanks BlackDevil
16:56 * Mew flashes #melbourne
17:00 <doctor> Her company is enjoyed by everyone
17:00 <mr_ducati> same goes for me
17:00 <TheRon> joe jackson - real men
17:00 <Kelevra> Yes pokemon 
17:00 <BoneCold> Kelevra, when is johninja due home?
17:00 <Mew> i think its nearly 7 years now
17:00 <Kelevra> 5:30 babes
17:00 <Mew> id get less for murder ha ha ha ha ha ha
17:00 <BoneCold> johninja and myself have a lot to discuss
17:04 <TheRon> pics or gtfo
17:15 <BlackDevil> Mew http://i.4cdn.org/b/1398578559867.jpg
17:37 <xm> why is that penis crying
17:41 <xm> did you yell at it
17:45 <Mew> happy tears
17:50 <BlackDevil> pre cum
17:58 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One http://i.4cdn.org/b/1398573045910.jpg
18:00 <Kelevra> He has no net babes
18:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34viVsiAEAI
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Joe Jackson - It's Different for Girls (Feb 5, 2013) 3:43 - Category: Music - 186 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
18:00 <druff> bacon
18:00 <couleurs> that song owns TheRon 
18:03 <xm> pre crum is the sentence said before simba says something
18:06 <xm> crum*
18:09 <xm> cum*
18:12 <TheRon> that penis should be a part of the get up movement
18:20 <Bastardly_One> everyone loves yoga pants!
18:26 <Bastardly_One> *approves*
18:29 <TheRon> i know i do
18:36 <Bastardly_One> well, in this city only fat girls do :(
18:38 <xm> yeah, it would help with the same sex marriage campaigns too TheRon
19:00 <TheRon> see it's a win win
19:00 <TheRon> nice, don't know that one
19:00 <couleurs> cool drums
19:00 <Mew> JoJak
19:09 <Bastardly_One> and wtf is with Fed Uni?
19:17 <TheRon> the FU?
19:21 <Bastardly_One> where do the actual good looking females hang out?
19:28 <Mew> schnitzel von cum with a prolapsed bum
19:34 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's a big FU believe me
19:45 <xm> 'This penis is sad because same sex marriage is not legal. Stop these tears of oppression. Make same sex marriage legal now!"
19:46 <TheRon> it used to be what was known as the bridge hotel
19:46 <beehhh> avocado beef with organic celery
19:49 Join: PietSAbabe ([email protected]) to #melbourne
20:00 <Ana_Ng> On which continent is the highest non-Asian peak?
20:00 <BoneCold> Bastardly_One
20:07 Quit: Pieter ([email protected]) EOF from client
20:09 <Bastardly_One> do what?
20:17 <TheRon> beehhh: not appealing
20:23 <DemonsRun> Why is there a dick on my screen
20:27 <DemonsRun> And a chicks ass
20:37 <beehhh> http://www.seriouseats.com/images/2012/08/20120806-127677-Steak-and-Avocado-small.jpg
20:37 <TheRon> you looking up porn?
20:49 <Bastardly_One> can't you see the connection DemonsRun?
20:49 <DemonsRun> They're the links posted before
21:00 <DemonsRun> On my phone they just show up as the pic not the link
21:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish was talking trash about you
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and?
21:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish continue talking trash about Bastardly_One, now that he's here
21:00 <TheRon> south america
21:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
21:00 <druff> dunno ana, what one is it?
21:00 <druff> oh
21:02 <TheRon> half hour till the game b1
21:06 <Bastardly_One> it all comes back to BlackDevil's obsession with arses
21:12 <Bastardly_One> and raping them
21:21 <Bastardly_One> yep TheRon
21:27 <Bastardly_One> and I am that behind in homework
21:32 <TheRon> getting pumped?
21:39 <Bastardly_One> I'll watch it instead of doing the homework
21:46 <TheRon> good work
21:46 <DemonsRun> I love women's asses
21:51 <DemonsRun> IF they workout
22:00 <Pain> np: [Gorillaz Dirty Harry PROMO CDR FLAC 2005 LoKET]-01-gorillaz-dirty harry.flac
22:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One: I said that BoneCold is a young version of you. 
22:00 <TheRon> i am awesome on trivia nights
22:00 <Ana_Ng> do you think theron can name the peak for extra credit?
22:00 <Skirmish> Just watched 8 asians pose around my ute and get pictures with it LOL
22:00 <TheRon> somewhere in the andes
22:00 <Dooodle> TITICACA
22:00 <Pain> what a way to spend a sat arvo
22:00 <BoneCold> bull
22:00 <TheRon> on the piss??
22:01 <Bastardly_One> ^
22:11 <Bastardly_One> true, saggy bums aren't that attractive
22:18 <TheRon> poison a good hair band?
22:29 <Bastardly_One> oh dear
22:34 <Bastardly_One> I sort of saw Poison
22:42 <TheRon> don't need nothing but a good time
22:47 <Bastardly_One> well, Brett Micheals supporting Motlety Crue
22:55 <Bastardly_One> *motley crue
23:00 <Mew> michael bolton
23:00 <Skirmish> Very serious. Hanging around in the carpark waiting for customs to let them off site. 
23:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzzt answer: Aconcagua
23:00 <Dooodle> i was closest
23:00 <TheRon> never heard of it
23:00 <TheRon> titi
23:00 <Ana_Ng> now you have
23:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: Off a ship in the harbour. The Yangtze Xing Zhong.
23:00 <Mew> caca
23:00 <Dooodle> keke
23:00 <Dooodle> XING ZHONG, thats what my doorbell does
23:00 <Skirmish> Racist doorbell.
23:00 <Ana_Ng> it's basically snowless desert until the very top
23:01 <xm> Van Halen m8
23:05 <xm> get it up ya
23:08 <Mew> is that your actual name? HahahAhahaHAha
23:18 <Bastardly_One> Van Halen ... should never of got back together
23:19 <Doodle> @mp3 Michael Bolton - How Can We Be Lovers.mp3 (3.67MB 128kbps Stereo 4:00)
23:19 <TheRon> michael bolton isn't hair rock
23:24 <Bastardly_One> fucking woeful
23:35 <Bastardly_One> and Poison's best song would be
23:39 <Bastardly_One> Talk Dirty to Me
23:40 <xm> dunno about Van Halen getting back together. maybe their pension ran out
23:48 <xm> spice girls or ABBA reuniting
23:51 <xm> now that's worthwhile
23:58 <Bastardly_One> that New Tattoo album
24:00 <Bastardly_One> hardly a racist doorbell if it's made in China
24:00 <Dooodle> lol
24:00 <TheRon> might've seen it on bear grylls
24:00 <Dooodle> hai fauxypoos ^_^
24:00 <Mew> foofies
24:00 <faux> haii
24:00 <couleurs> is Ana_Ng the computer from quiz shows...
24:00 <faux> hey mew
24:00 <Bastardly_One> it might be related to the Poons
24:00 <faux> 4 simba http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/shocking-pictures-that-prove-the-illuminati-is-all-around
24:00 <Dooodle> lool
24:00 <Bastardly_One> did you hear that old bastard burnt his shop down?
24:00 <faux> If he's around
24:00 <Dooodle> yeah his daughter works here
24:03 <Bastardly_One> is fucking embarrassing
24:10 <Bastardly_One> Van Halen I mean
24:12 <TheRon> rose tattoo??
24:24 <Bastardly_One> are 70s aussie rock
24:27 <Bastardly_One> and fucking awesome
24:34 <Mew> remember tatu
24:37 <Mew> all da fings she sed
24:42 <xm> those russians girls?
24:44 <TheRon> suddenly
24:46 <xm> yes, they were pretty good
24:46 <Mew> yis
24:54 <Mew> they were a bit sexy
25:00 <Skirmish> Dooodle: Just looked up the crew list … they were chinese lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't believe he went to work the same day again 
25:00 <Mew> awkward
25:00 <Bastardly_One> he has to be 2000 years old
25:00 <Dooodle> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> he's defnitely in his 80s
25:00 <faux> wots 4 dinna
25:00 <Dooodle> basketti
25:00 <faux> Nom
25:00 <Dooodle> ^_^
25:00 <BoneCold> Skirmish what kind of ute do you apparently own?
25:00 <Mew> im gonna have a pub dinna
25:00 <faux> I think I'm gonna make an easy dinner
25:03 <TheRon> i watched
25:07 <xm> Russia has a few good gems that the west doesnt really know about
25:14 <Mew> im surprised TheRon
25:23 <beehhh> how am i suppose to live without you
25:26 <TheRon> tatu is awesome with the sound down
25:29 <xm> i bet they're past their lesso phase and happily married with kids and vote for putin now
25:39 <Bastardly_One> best cover ever
25:39 <Mew> LOL
25:40 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UB0uIngUw0
25:42 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CHILDREN OF BODOM Talk Dirty To Me [POISON Cover]. (Mar 12, 2010) 3:37 - Category: Music - 19,811 views - 146 likes (98%), 3 dislikes (2%)
26:00 <faux> Grill some fish, nuggets, potato gems
26:00 <Dooodle> mine will be easy as, cos i'm not cooking it
26:00 <faux> Fatlyf
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I might do a pub meal
26:00 <Skirmish> BoneCold: VE Series II SV6 Thunder.
26:00 <faux> CBF standing over heat cooking 
26:00 <Mew> my aunties are over here atm for a food festival thing and im gonna go have a wine with them at the pub when they get back
26:00 <Bastardly_One> what kind of fish?
26:00 <Skirmish> BoneCold: Want to see a pic? 
26:00 <BoneCold> Debt
26:00 <Dooodle> shawklet THUNDA
26:00 <faux> Just crumbed 
26:00 <BoneCold> yes
26:00 <faux> Nice mew
26:00 <BoneCold> yes please
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what KIND?
26:00 <faux> I don't fucking know
26:00 <faux> Its I& j
26:00 <Mew> HAPUKA
26:00 <faux> Look it up
26:00 <Mew> HAKE
26:30 <TheRon> scorpions - rock you like a hurricane
26:37 <Bastardly_One> Alexi is not right in the head ... like most people from Finnland
26:49 <Bastardly_One> they do a great cover of Umbrella too
26:50 <Bastardly_One> lol
26:58 <Bastardly_One> and Oops, I did it again
26:59 <xm> TheRon only likes music where they have instruments and have played on shows like Hey Hey or have cover bands playing the songs in pubs
27:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, that shit ... hake
27:00 <faux> Its deliciios 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> or hoke
27:00 <faux> With lemon mmm
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that brand I don't like 
27:00 <Skirmish> BoneCold: Here you go. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/Cars/2011-11-18142417.jpg
27:00 <Ana_Ng> Which South American country spends the most on its military?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> but I can recommend the Select brand Blue Grenadaire
27:00 <faux> Canada 
27:00 <Mew> whats hoke
27:00 <Dooodle> chile
27:00 <Kelevra> faux: that guy was asking about you. I think he wants your fanny
27:00 <Dooodle> bolivia
27:00 <Dooodle> peru
27:02 <xm> is this true TheRon ?
27:17 <TheRon> yep anything wrong with that?
27:32 <xm> clearly not. i dont want a glassing incident
27:37 <Bastardly_One> lol
27:40 <TheRon> good man
27:40 <xm> nnot to my pretty face
27:43 Join: FredFlinstone ([email protected]) to #melbourne
28:00 <faux> What guy
28:00 <Dooodle> venezuela
28:00 <Kelevra> Hoke is fish
28:00 <Dooodle> colombia
28:00 <faux> Turkey
28:00 <Bastardly_One> hoke is what ummmmmm fish fingers and filet-o-fish are made out of 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> like that really helps I know Mew 
28:00 <TheRon> eskiono joe - smoke
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but I dunno what they actually are
28:00 <faux> Kelevra who?
28:00 <Mew> is it an actual fish?
28:00 <Mew> dont the hake and hoke get confused who is who?
28:00 <couleurs> brasil
28:00 <Ana_Ng> couleurs winz - brasil
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, from around this neck of the woods apparently
28:00 <Dooodle> dont you mean hoki
28:09 <TheRon> the blues FredFlinstone ?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> accordingto the McDs packets
29:00 <Kelevra> Mew which guy was it
29:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooops!
29:00 <faux> hoke
29:00 <faux> həʊk/
29:00 <faux> verb
29:00 <faux> NORTH AMERICANinformal
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yes Doodle
29:00 <Mew> i cant find anything about hoke being a fish
29:00 <couleurs> yay!!!!!!!! in your faces
29:00 <Dooodle> which is blue grenadier
29:00 <Bastardly_One> try hoki
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
29:00 <Mew> oh hoki
29:00 <Mew> THATS WHY
29:00 <Dooodle> The blue grenadier, hoki, blue hake, New Zealand whiptail, whiptail or whiptail hake
29:00 <faux> Oops.
29:00 <DemonsRun> How'd this go from fun to talking about fkn fish
29:00 <Ana_Ng> Which country has the most submarines?
29:00 <Mew> um BoneCold Kelevra 
29:09 <TheRon> might even tip north melbourne next week
29:14 <TheRon> who they playing?
29:16 Quit: FredFlinstone ([email protected]) Quit: See you at Uranus
30:00 <TheRon> russia
30:00 <Dooodle> russia
30:00 <Bastardly_One> supposedly Doodle but takes different to me
30:00 <Mew> i dont know who it actually is
30:00 <Mew> some matt scientist guy
30:00 <Ana_Ng> russia is #4
30:00 <TheRon> us?
30:00 <Dooodle> china
30:00 <Bastardly_One> the most subs
30:00 <Ana_Ng> us is #2
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Japan?
30:00 <TheRon> uk
30:00 <Ana_Ng> china is #3
30:00 <faux> Cos I mentioned fish
30:00 <faux> Duh
30:00 <couleurs> albania
30:00 <Dooodle> france
30:00 <Skirmish> BoneCold is desperately trying to find some way to suggest the pic I linked isn’t my car. 
30:00 <faux> Cum
30:00 <Kelevra> BoneCold faux 
30:00 <Skirmish> So many lola from him today.
30:00 <faux> Oh
30:00 <TheRon> new zealand??
30:00 <faux> I don't even know who he is
30:00 <Kelevra> He wants your fanny
30:00 <Dooodle> lol
30:52 <beehhh> stkilda vs essendon
31:00 <Skirmish> He will blow in his pants at the sight of it though.
31:00 <faux> Everyone changes their nicks and I'm not here enough to keep up anymore
31:00 <Mew> watch out for ma fanny
31:00 <Kelevra> It's themayo
31:00 <TheRon> arse right?
31:00 <Ana_Ng> there's probably no evidence they are operational
31:00 <faux> Oh
31:00 <faux> Ww
31:00 <faux> Gotcha
31:00 <Dooodle> lol BoneCold  is TheMayo?
31:00 <couleurs> korea?
31:00 <Kelevra> Yea
31:00 <Dooodle> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool @ BoneCold 
31:00 <Ana_Ng> more specific pls
31:00 <Dooodle> looooooooooooool
31:00 <Peeking-Duck> QVACK! I have come to perve through your windows!
31:04 <TheRon> i love rock n roll
31:13 <beehhh> james hardy saga left the bloke flee to france
31:26 <Mew> http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/wennpic/alice-cooper-clive-davis-and-the-recording-academy-s-2013-pre-grammy-gala-01.jpg
31:47 <TheRon> alice cooper is boobs
31:56 <TheRon> isn't
32:00 <faux> I hate when people call and say IM COMING OVER SEE U SOON. Um can you ask if I want you here first ffs
32:00 <couleurs> NORTH
32:00 <Mew> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
32:00 <couleurs> korea
32:00 <Dooodle> lolololoooooooooooooooooool
32:00 <Peeking-Duck> I am a peeking-duck! 
32:00 <Ana_Ng> couleurs winz - north korea has 78 subs
32:00 <Ana_Ng> u.s. has 72
32:00 <Kelevra> Loooooooool @ Dooodle 
32:00 <couleurs> AW YISSS
32:00 <Dooodle> kekekeke
32:00 <faux> lmaoooooooo
32:00 <faux> etc
32:00 <Dooodle> so on and so forth
32:00 <Kelevra> Harr harr?
32:00 <couleurs> couleurs 2 - everyone 0
32:00 <faux> Oui oui 
32:00 <faux> What's on teevz
32:00 <Kelevra> Oioioi hot pies
32:24 <Fez> Mews boobs
32:46 <doctor> alice cooper doesnt look well there
32:51 <Fez> Jason mews..
33:00 <Ana_Ng> now a more challenging one for couleurs
33:00 <Ana_Ng> Which 5 countries border the Caspian Sea?
33:00 <TheRon> sport would fuck her up
33:00 <TheRon> azerbijian
33:00 <Ana_Ng> `
33:00 <Ana_Ng> 1
33:00 <TheRon> georgia
33:00 <couleurs> iran
33:00 <TheRon> iran
33:00 <Ana_Ng> 2
33:12 <TheRon> jay
33:12 <Mew> alice cooper has boobs
33:42 <TheRon> mew stick to what you're good at
33:45 <TheRon> BOOBS!!!
33:49 <Fez> Everyone should have voobs
33:52 <Fez> Boobs
33:57 <Mew> http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/alice_cooper.jpg
34:00 <couleurs> russia
34:00 <Ana_Ng> 3
34:00 <Peeking-Duck> I think you said this the other day Ana
34:00 <DemonsRun> Why don't you make yourself a trivia room Ana_Ng ?
34:00 <Ana_Ng> nope
34:00 <TheRon> kazakhstan
34:00 <Peeking-Duck> so they might be cheating
34:00 <Ana_Ng> 4
34:00 <TheRon> uzbekistan
34:00 <couleurs> borat country
34:00 <Mew> oh kazakhstan greatest country in the world
34:00 <TheRon> those arseholes to the north
34:00 <couleurs> kazakhstan
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34:26 <Mew> http://www.metalsludge.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Tyler_Old_Dec_2013_2.jpg
34:30 <Mew> there you go TheRon
34:35 <doctor> the other picture is more scarey
35:00 <Ana_Ng> azerbaijan, iran, russia, kazakhstan, __________
35:00 <couleurs> turkey
35:00 <Mew> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrisawwn faaaaaaaaaaawwwwwdddddd
35:00 <TheRon> turkey
35:00 <Dooodle> uzbekistan, tajikstan
35:00 <mrgrumpy> turkmenistan
35:00 <Ana_Ng> mrgrumpy winz - turkmenistan
35:00 <TheRon> mew would you still do harrison ford?
35:04 <TheRon> my god
35:22 <TheRon> i reckon it was in a rocky movie
35:23 <Fez> Mew. Penis pics. Kgo
35:29 <beehhh> heroin has hormone inside
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35:57 <beehhh> sexy tyler moobs
36:00 <Mew> absolutely
36:00 <Dooodle> but he is 80
36:00 <Mew> wait hes not dead is he?
36:00 <TheRon> no
36:00 <Mew> oh 80 thats fine
36:00 <Dooodle> not as dead as callista flockhart looks
36:00 <Mew> im not into necrophilia
36:00 <TheRon> i think he broke up with callista
36:00 <TheRon> you could be in there
36:00 <Mew> poor callista
36:00 <Kelevra> Stop lying Mew 
36:11 <Mew> you would, beehhh
36:19 <Mew> ooo penis pics? really?
36:20 <Mew> can i?
36:21 <beehhh> anything for the money
36:47 <TheRon> bon jovi - in these arms
36:49 <Intrepid> http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/04/27/11/02/teacher-felicia-smith-filmed-giving-student-a-birthday-lap-dance
36:55 <beehhh> your not having it alone
37:00 <Mew> no seriously
37:00 <Mew> theres a lot of kinky weird shit that i would do
37:00 <Mew> but not with a dead body
37:00 <couleurs> what's the capital of australia? sydney i win suckassss
37:00 <Dooodle> loool
37:00 <Kelevra> She's fucks dead bodies like it ain't no thing 
37:00 <TheRon> it's whip isn't it
37:00 <Mew> necrophilia is the dead one right
37:00 <Mew> whats the stealing thing
37:00 <Kelevra> Yea
37:00 <Mew> kleptomania
37:00 <Kelevra> Umm
37:00 <Ana_Ng> Which 6 countries have territory bordering the Arctic Ocean?
37:00 <Mew> phew
37:00 <TheRon> russia
37:00 <Ana_Ng> 1
37:00 <TheRon> canada
37:00 <Ana_Ng> 2
37:05 <Fez> Yea do it mew
37:12 <Fez> U deserve it
37:52 <TheRon> intrepid the pies were good
37:53 <beehhh> Intrepid african ladies like to dance in class
38:00 <TheRon> norway
38:00 <Ana_Ng> 3
38:00 <Dooodle> greenland
38:00 <Kelevra> Don't dig Ana_Ng atm
38:00 <Kelevra> :/
38:00 <TheRon> is greenland a country yet?
38:00 <Ana_Ng> greenland is not a country
38:00 <Dooodle> denmark then
38:00 <Ana_Ng> i'm so sorry to interrupt your teenage insultfest with a game
38:00 <couleurs> antarctica 
38:00 <mattyd> usa
38:00 <Ana_Ng> 4
38:00 <Ana_Ng> 5
38:00 <Kelevra> Ana_Ng: wut
38:06 <beehhh> i got one here she also danced
38:18 <Mew> http://37.media.tumblr.com/8fbc8b4ca4b3e25364ecfa588e388fcb/tumblr_mslw6sxriG1s2ew95o1_400.jpg
38:20 <Mew> lmfao
38:24 <Intrepid> TheRon the pies?
38:33 <TheRon> collingwood
38:34 <DemonsRun> Flexible
38:36 <TheRon> the pies
38:38 <Fez> Lol
38:47 <DemonsRun> Nice ass tho
38:48 <Intrepid> they were good?
38:53 <beehhh> this is discrimination
38:58 <TheRon> yeah they were ok
39:00 <Mew>  mate you just started a teenage insultfest
39:00 <Ana_Ng> russia, canada, norway, usa, denmark
39:00 <Mew> prepare to reap the whirlwind BITCH
39:00 <TheRon> japan?
39:00 <Dooodle> Greenland is an autonomous country within the Kingdom of Denmark, located between the Arctic and Atlantic Oceans
39:00 <Dooodle> i am right
39:00 <Skirmish> If I had of known that showing BoneCold my car would make him shut up I would have done it first thing this morning.
39:00 <Ana_Ng> social retards can't translate country into sovereign nation
39:00 <TheRon> yes but it's denmarks territory
39:00 <Dooodle> this is why i hate your quizzes
39:01 <Intrepid> they only beat essendon
39:14 <beehhh> nice big slong
39:18 <TheRon> they didn't beat geelong, they were ok
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39:32 <Intrepid> essendon are gone
39:37 <TheRon> oh yes
39:42 <Intrepid> couldnt beat the siants and the lions belted them
39:49 <TheRon> a change is personnel i think
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40:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah but you're missing one country
40:00 <Ana_Ng> you got denmark right
40:00 <Ana_Ng> can you read that
40:00 <TheRon> finland?
40:00 <Ana_Ng> finns are blocked by the russkies
40:00 <TheRon> when the going gets tough, the tough gets going
40:00 <couleurs> trick question... there is no 6th... BOOM!!!!!
40:11 <Mew> oh.... my...... lord........ ......... http://37.media.tumblr.com/39657e7893c8a9ff3c176847ce2a7d69/tumblr_n0va9u5qAK1s2cuhao2_500.jpg
40:28 <Mew> is that even humanly possible
41:00 <Ana_Ng> heh
41:00 <Ana_Ng> i approve of couleurs' rules
41:00 <TheRon> iceland
41:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
41:00 <Skirmish> Everyone puts saggy tits Ana_Ng on ignore BOOM!
41:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck me this is boring
41:00 <Dooodle> lol
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41:21 <DemonsRun> Fuck that
41:23 <DemonsRun> Wouldn't fit
41:26 <DemonsRun> Ouch
41:55 <Mew> it'd be pretty fun trying to make it fit tho
42:00 <Fez> Pun intended?
42:00 <Pain> np: [Shabazz Palaces-Black Up-2011-CMS]-02-shabazz palaces-an echo from the hosts that profess infinitum.mp3
42:00 <TheRon> billy ocean rules
42:00 <Skirmish> If you ever got the chance to breast feed Ana_Ng, your child would grow up having breast flash backs each time it was handed a pillow case with a pillow 3 times too small inside.
42:00 <Ana_Ng> these insults are really impressive
42:00 <TheRon> i was breast fed as a babie, i swear you never get over it
42:00 <Pain> digable planets
42:23 <stebie> go victory gooooo
42:26 <DemonsRun> But once you realise it just won't fit all the fun is gone
42:44 <DemonsRun> I don't even think deepthroat would be possible
42:45 <DemonsRun> Lol
42:47 <Mew> what the hell
42:48 <Mew> http://37.media.tumblr.com/546ed307de01bce6cc2668072a458998/tumblr_n1jrlvgoxV1sjefsto1_1280.jpg
42:56 <Mew> thats almost down to his knee
42:58 <Mew> for real
43:00 <Ana_Ng> you spent some time on that one, with all the extra typing
43:00 <Skirmish> Ana_Ng: I do things in no half measure.
43:00 <DemonsRun> Babie...
43:00 <Ana_Ng> Which two capital cities are closest together?
43:00 <TheRon> shapes?
43:00 <TheRon> bbq ribs ones
43:00 <Rak> rome and vatican
43:00 <DemonsRun> Ana_Ng: Make yourself a trivia room
43:00 <Ana_Ng> rak winz
43:10 <DemonsRun> Where the hell are you finding these?
43:35 <stebie> penis blog
43:44 <Mew> tumblr heavenly cock
43:56 <DemonsRun> Ah
44:00 <DemonsRun> And shut UP with the questions here
44:00 <DemonsRun> Dark jjj
44:00 <DemonsRun> Farkkkk*
44:00 <TheRon> i want strip triva
44:00 <Mew> wow that was a cool typo
44:00 <Rak> aren't we all naked already?! :/
44:00 <Mew> i thought Dark jjj was some kind of new thing lol
44:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: Let he go … it’s better than what this channel is usually up to.
44:00 <couleurs> Dark jjj is my dj name
44:00 <Mew> Dark Triple J, playing only the darkest metal available. Roar.
44:02 <Intrepid> thats a nice cock Mew
45:00 <DemonsRun> Fucking auto correct
45:00 <Skirmish> I have enjoyed seeing Mew spend some time with us again. I have missed her. 
45:00 <TheRon> i reckon i dj great parties
45:00 <Skirmish> I still miss pirate.  His sense of humour made my balls tingle in appreciation.
45:46 <TheRon> http://www.upstartbayarea.org/storage/images/Rooster-1.jpg
45:53 <TheRon> how about my cock?
46:00 <couleurs> me 2 TheRon... me 2
46:00 <DemonsRun> I wanna feel my balls tingle!
46:00 <DemonsRun> Why do you get the good stuff Skirmish ?
46:00 <TheRon> i've had me about 15 dr peppers
46:00 <Ana_Ng> What are the 3 largest countries which start with the letter A?
46:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: I believe it’s because I am awesome.
46:36 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/m7Ela7h.jpg
46:49 <TheRon> pour some sugar on me in the name of love
47:00 <DemonsRun> Ana_Ng, ass and anal.
47:00 <DemonsRun> Well
47:00 <DemonsRun> Got one at lease
48:00 <Mew> awww
48:00 <couleurs> australier!!!!!
48:00 <Ana_Ng> 1
48:00 <Mew> i get Pirates sense of humour every day
48:00 <couleurs> #1
48:00 <couleurs> told u
48:00 <Mew> u jelly
48:08 <Intrepid> id suck that cock
48:31 <Mew> http://37.media.tumblr.com/baad88c16164adf24aa54524b87a9e9e/tumblr_mufatigwAE1rwxs6oo1_1280.jpg
49:00 <Skirmish> Mew: You get his humour … he gets eye fuels of your gaps …. I be jelly of you both.
49:00 <Ana_Ng> couleurs is 1/3 great
49:00 <couleurs> americer
49:00 <Rak> argentina
49:00 <Ana_Ng> 2
49:00 <Skirmish> Arussia.
49:00 <TheRon> don't you just hate it when you down a six pack on the bus and there's no piss stop
49:00 <Skirmish> What kind of heathen drinks on a bus? 
49:50 <TheRon> the rooster?
50:00 <TheRon> seems silly not ot
50:00 <Dooodle> a thirsty one
50:00 <couleurs> antarctica
50:00 <Mew> i hopped off a bus at an intersection and pulled up my skirt then pee'd on the median strip on the way to sky show when i was 15
50:27 <doctor> i hope some day people wont feel its necessary to mutilate their sons
51:00 <Rak> algeria
51:00 <Ana_Ng> rak winz
51:00 <Mew> i still dont feel any shame from that which is weird
51:00 <Ana_Ng> australia, argentina, algeria
51:00 <Mew> a lot of people wouldve seen my hooha
51:00 <couleurs> OHHHHH
51:00 <TheRon> jesus
51:00 <couleurs> a new challenger appears...
51:10 <TheRon> hinder - lips of an angel
51:35 <doctor> heck, even the trees arent safe
52:00 <TheRon> us blokes just get it out on a whim
52:00 <Ana_Ng> couleurs, what is your best subject
52:00 <Mew> LOL
52:00 <Mew> someone peeing on a median strip should not give you a hardon
52:00 <Ana_Ng> besides the ladeez
52:00 <Dooodle> why not
52:00 <couleurs> probably geography or english
52:00 <Mew> i didnt think it was a sexy thing
52:00 <Mew> is it a sexy thing?
52:00 <couleurs> no wait, PE
52:00 <TheRon> mew it's a well known fetish
52:10 <stebie> http://i.imgur.com/YMYXerB.gif
52:38 <Mew> http://37.media.tumblr.com/a3295c694306349992a0fe7c798e5420/tumblr_mte8rfVJZy1rw2rvmo8_400.jpg
52:43 <TheRon> mew your thoughts on stebies cock?
52:52 <Mew> omg stebie wins
52:55 <Mew> a million times
52:59 <Intrepid> doctor, mutilate?
53:00 <couleurs> physical education ;)
53:00 <faux> Whatd I miss
53:00 <faux> Mews vag?
53:00 <faux> Dammit
53:00 <Mew> i peed
53:00 <Mew> yeah
53:00 <Dooodle> yeh
53:00 <TheRon> mew pissing on a median strip
53:00 <faux> I always miss out on the good stuff 
53:18 <stebie> my cock gives you good luck
53:29 <TheRon> ladies tom hawkins
53:39 <couleurs> Treenage Mutilated Ninja Sons
54:00 <Mew> oh man i had a really good one
54:00 <Mew> you watch friends dont you?
54:00 <TheRon> and we also found out Skirmish has a fetish
54:00 <TheRon> i did
54:00 <faux> Yesss
54:00 <faux> I been watching reruns for a week
54:00 <Mew> you know when ross wears the leather pants?
54:00 <faux> Lmao yes
54:00 <Mew> i bought some new faux leather leggings and they were a size too small
54:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the name of the longest dash?
54:00 <faux> The powder and the lotion
54:15 <Mew> http://rgifs.gifbin.com/1232905374_michael%20phelps%20wins.gif
55:00 <Mew> and i got trapped in them so i had to do the ross powder to get myself out
55:00 <faux> Uh oh
55:00 <Skirmish> O
55:00 <faux> LOL
55:00 <Mew> i didnt add moisturiser cos im not dumb
55:00 <Mew> BUT
55:00 <Ana_Ng> not a running dash, silly, in punctuation
55:00 <Mew> when ben got home that night we were about to start fucking and i told him about the ross thing happening to me
55:00 <Mew> and prior to that story he had a boner and then i touched his penis and it was soft
55:00 <Mew> and i said "HAHAHAHAH YOURE THINKING OF ROSS ARENT YOU"
56:00 <Mew> "YES FUCK YOU. FUCK. FUCK YOU"
56:00 <Mew> LMFAO
56:00 <faux> LOL
56:00 <Mew> ross ruined sex momentarily
56:00 <Mew> isnt that hilarious
56:00 <Ana_Ng> the RFC
56:00 <Ana_Ng> Ross Flaccidity Complex
56:00 <faux> I just watched the ep where Monica made joey a foreskin for his audition
56:00 <Mew> hahahahaha
56:00 <faux> And it fell off when he pulled his pants down 
56:00 <faux> "Well that's never happened before"
56:27 <couleurs> Americer #1
56:56 <TheRon> oh hells bells
57:00 <faux> Fucking love joey
57:00 <Mew> holy shit
57:00 <Mew> how good is friends
57:00 <Mew> omg that reminds me
57:00 <Mew> have you seen this? https://imgur.com/gallery/ahQ8m
57:00 <Mew> theyre so good
57:00 <Mew> the foreskin reminded me of the circumcision one
57:00 <Mew> LOL
58:00 <faux> LOL
58:00 <faux> They're awesome 
58:00 <couleurs> a kardashian?
58:00 <faux> Go to www.veetle.con
58:00 <faux> Com
58:00 <faux> They have a friends channel 
58:00 <Ana_Ng> couleurs winz
58:00 <Mew> for anyone who cbf getting to the circumcision one its this: https://i.imgur.com/l4avr49.jpg 
58:22 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/NLMsv.gif
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59:00 <TheRon> classy
59:00 <couleurs> :~)
59:00 <Ana_Ng> What does the constellation Libra represent?
59:05 <TheRon> giddy up
59:11 <TheRon> geelong socres the first
00:00 <TheRon> a sanitary pad
00:00 <dematerialised> womens sanitary products
00:00 <TheRon> thr scales
00:00 <Ana_Ng> what are things you'll never see in your trash bin
00:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
00:00 <couleurs> scales
00:00 <faux> Cum
00:00 <dematerialised> lol wtf faux
00:00 <Ana_Ng> What does the constellation Cygnus represent?
00:00 <faux> Zac efron 
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00:37 <couleurs> bloodey banana
00:50 <TheRon> is that aussie
01:00 <dematerialised> the centre of the univers
01:00 <Mew> labiaplasty
01:00 <faux> Does ana think none of us have google 
01:00 <faux> This is awkward 
01:00 <FOBZTA> who cares
01:00 <TheRon> is cygnus anything like sphagnum??
01:00 <Ana_Ng> if you have google, you suck at it
01:00 <faux> Mm magnum 
01:00 <Mew> i googled an answer once and entered it in for google and then congratulated google for getting it right
01:00 <Mew> but apparently i was ruining the game
01:00 <Mew> so FUCK YAS
01:00 <faux> Lol
01:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzzzzzt
01:00 <Ana_Ng> Cygnus = swan
01:00 <couleurs> swan
01:54 <Mew> http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-gif-big-fish-flopping.gif
01:55 <Mew> lmfao
02:00 <Ana_Ng> couleurs googled it
02:00 <faux> God I love potato gems
02:00 <faux> I wish they weren't so bad for you 
02:00 <Ana_Ng> What does the constellation Monoceros represent?
02:00 <Mew> hey napolean gimme some of your tots
02:00 <faux> Your dads anus
02:00 <Ana_Ng> get your own tots
02:00 <TheRon> my packet of shapes is down to the flaouring
02:00 <TheRon> my packet of shapes is down to the flavouring
02:00 <faux> Best bit
02:00 <faux> If its pizza
02:00 <Mew> horn of plenty
02:00 <Mew> LMFAO
02:16 <Intrepid> Mew u are getting me very horny with those pics, please stop
02:23 <TheRon> i got my first real 6 string....
03:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzzzzt
03:00 <TheRon> bbq ribs
03:00 <FOBZTA> `8ball you love it
03:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: you love it?? Most likely.!!
03:00 <Mew> a dog sitting on a horses back
03:00 <Ana_Ng> Monoceros = unicorn
03:00 <couleurs> unicorn
03:00 <Mew> bullshit its a dog sitting on a horse
03:00 <faux> Rhinoceros 
03:00 <Mew> http://www.constellationsofwords.com/images/Monop.jpg
03:00 <Ana_Ng> couleurs is a dirty googler
03:00 <Mew> oh wait it is a unicorn
03:00 <Mew> my bad
03:00 <TheRon> `8ball geelong will beat port adelaide tomorrow
03:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: geelong will beat port adelaide tomorrow?? Prospect looks bleak.!!
03:00 <couleurs> just wait for the answer 2 come up and then say it after Ana_Ng 2 e z
03:00 <TheRon> damn
03:00 <BoneCold> johninja and myself have a lot to discuss
04:00 <TheRon> `8ball tony abbott will last out his term
04:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: tony abbott will last out his term?? You wish.!!
04:00 <TheRon> excellent
04:21 <amish> guitars
04:30 <Mew> okay your wish is my command
04:30 <amish> now ive got a boner
04:31 <Intrepid> banjo?
04:40 <TheRon> those were the best days of my life
05:00 <Mew> i hope all of the people who voted for abbott feel like massive cockstains now
05:00 <TheRon> i didn't vote for him
05:40 <amish> you said the time serenity gave you voice in here was the best day in your life
05:54 <Intrepid> lol
05:54 <amish> liar
06:00 <Ana_Ng> you won't be able to find anyone who did
06:00 <Ana_Ng> nobody voted for Dubya either
06:00 <Mew> no ones gonna admit to that lol
06:00 <Mew> i know some abbott lovers
06:00 <Mew> people did actually vote for him
06:00 <TheRon> STP - plush
06:01 <TheRon> maybe i was wrong
06:05 <Intrepid> ops gives you cred
06:13 <Intrepid> its what i aspire to
06:17 <Mew> StReEt CrEd
06:23 <Intrepid> irc cred
06:33 <TheRon> pleasing ops is what i aspire to
06:42 <stebie> TheRon, on your knees
06:42 <amish> pieter is vanilla ice
07:07 <amish> are you gonna knight him
07:12 <TheRon> ice ice baby
07:12 <amish> hes 50 now
07:15 <stebie> yes
07:20 <amish> about time
07:43 <Mew> i wonder if piet will make it to 50
08:00 <Mew> im gonna go get naked and wet, i give you all permission to gently finger yourselves whilst i am gone
08:03 <amish> theron is the only link here we have to the sane world
08:04 <TheRon> i'm worried about him
08:12 <TheRon> dear god
08:12 <amish> a time in the 80s
08:20 <amish> before austnet
08:21 <stebie> amish, what about you?
08:39 <TheRon> before internet
08:48 <Bastardly_One> amish must of finally got his nmb
08:55 <Bastardly_One> he's not longer protesting for it
09:05 <amish> yeah id like access 200
09:05 <Bastardly_One> nbn even
09:06 <Bastardly_One> ffs
09:07 <Mew> whats nmb
09:10 <Mew> oh nbn
09:10 <amish> delete everyone
09:12 <Mew> lol
09:17 <Bastardly_One> I can't speak Engrish
09:17 <amish> fresh blood
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09:59 <Mew> ay blud
10:00 <amish> yes we amish need the nbn
10:00 <TheRon> oh alright
10:10 <amish> now more tham ever
10:20 <amish> fucking abbott and his policies
10:30 <amish> maybe we shpuld vote
10:33 <TheRon> yeah fuck abbott
10:40 <TheRon> hockey can suck my dick
10:50 <amish> hockey stick
10:52 <Fez> Sounds gay
10:57 <TheRon> nah man
11:00 <Ana_Ng> What is bigger, a red blood cell or a human egg?
11:00 <TheRon> blood
11:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzt - human egg
11:00 <FOBZTA> your head
11:09 <Mew> you know how you get fined if you dont vote?
11:11 <Fez> Oh
11:16 <TheRon> if you recieve it isn't gay
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11:29 <Fez> Balls didnt touch aye
11:50 <TheRon> i turn up but don't vote
11:51 <Mew> its only a $22 fine LOL
11:54 <Mew> how bullshit is that
12:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the smallest country with a maccas?
12:00 <TheRon> vatican
12:00 <TheRon> monaco
12:00 <FOBZTA> samoa
12:09 <amish> i want to go to jail for not voting
12:19 <amish> become a political dissident
12:24 <amish> write a book
12:24 <Mew> i dont think jail has nbn
12:39 <TheRon> it's a coice between a douche and a turd
12:47 <Fez> Amish wants to be someinea bitch :p
12:55 <Fez> Someones
13:00 <amish> nein hemp
13:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz - monaco
13:00 <TheRon> some polynesian nation
13:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the smallest country with an Olympic medal?
13:00 <TheRon> tuvalu
13:15 <amish> unless i smuggle contraband up my ass
13:15 <Mew> most people would get paid more than $22 an hour at work so why would you leave work to vote when its only a $22 fine
13:39 <amish> i can get out of any fine
13:44 <amish> always a way
14:00 <TheRon> leichtenstein
14:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz - liechtenstein
14:00 <Ana_Ng> tell us the sport
14:00 <TheRon> cycling?
14:00 <FOBZTA> jerking
14:07 <Mew> i dont think ive ever had a proper fine
14:12 <amish> ill play the crazy card
14:18 <Bastardly_One> I think I have
14:27 <Mew> my credit card got a bit out of control once but that was it
14:39 <Bastardly_One> I had to remember
15:00 <amish> ill skype them up in court and loop piets wank vid
15:00 <Ana_Ng> there's only one sport in liechtenstein
15:00 <TheRon> is a jerk sauce any good, never had it
15:00 <Ana_Ng> alpine skiing
15:00 <TheRon> weightlifting
15:00 <FOBZTA> this is stupid
15:00 <Ana_Ng> the entire country is a ski resort
15:05 <amish> or jail break
15:15 <amish> first may be contempt in cpurt
15:20 <amish> dunno
15:26 <TheRon> we didnt start the fire
15:41 <amish> prometheus did m8
16:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the smallest country with a metro system?
16:00 <TheRon> monaco
16:00 <couleurs> vatican 
16:18 <TheRon> it was always burning since the worlds been turning
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17:00 <FOBZTA> madagascar
17:00 <Ana_Ng> not in europe or afica
17:00 <Ana_Ng> africa
17:00 <TheRon> singapore
17:00 <Excessive> eiryfik
17:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
17:00 <TheRon> TheRon: always wins
17:00 <FOBZTA> thats a city 
17:15 <Lumeah> We did't start the fire.
17:40 <amish> the question is
17:42 <Mew> Lumeah are you initials E. E?
17:52 <amish> who is going to put it out?
18:00 <TheRon> a country numnuts
18:25 <stebie> fireman sam
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19:00 <couleurs> Where is chewing gum illegal?
19:16 <amish> emiluo esteves?
19:21 <amish> emiliooooo
19:56 <amish> stebs, ok. 199
20:00 <couleurs> TRICK QUESTION
20:00 <Ana_Ng> disneyland
20:00 <Excessive> singapoor
20:00 <TheRon> china
20:06 <amish> take it or /part it
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21:00 <Ana_Ng> Who played Pumpkin in Pulp Fiction?
21:00 <Excessive> pulp friction
21:00 <couleurs> tim roth
21:00 <Ana_Ng> couleurs winz
21:00 <couleurs> it's singapore TheRon i got u good
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22:00 <Ana_Ng> you can't outsmart the couleurs
22:00 <TheRon> tim roth was up for a bafta award that year
22:00 <couleurs> pulp fiction is 1 of my favourite movies
22:00 <couleurs> thank u
22:00 <TheRon> the brittish waard for a brittish actor being brittish
22:00 <Ana_Ng> who is the greatest british actor OF ALL TIME?
22:07 <TheRon> that girls a genius
22:14 <TheRon> i think she's serious
22:19 <Fez> Googie?
22:34 <couleurs> i love u guys
22:39 Quit: FredFlinstone ([email protected]) Quit: See you at Uranus
22:58 <TheRon> and we love you
22:59 <stebie> same
23:00 <couleurs> mr bean
23:00 <Excessive> Michael Keaton
23:00 <TheRon> sir john guilgud
23:00 <Ana_Ng> wrong, wrong and wrong
23:00 <slower> nivan
23:00 <slower> david
23:00 <Ana_Ng> wrong
23:09 <amish> i want to buy french skittles
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23:31 <amish> just so i can see couleurs name on it
23:46 <couleurs> thank u
24:00 <TheRon> peter o'toole
24:00 <couleurs> hopkins
24:00 <ooomp> I love Mr bean
24:00 <Rak> lawrence of arabia
24:00 <Ana_Ng> hopkins is a nice choice
24:00 <Rak> that guy
24:00 <Ana_Ng> but no
24:00 <couleurs> oldman
24:00 <Ana_Ng> not peter o'toole
24:00 <couleurs> day-lewis
24:00 <Ana_Ng> ooh oldman
24:00 <Ana_Ng> very close
24:00 <[Maverick]> batman 
24:00 <Ana_Ng> day-lewis is irish
24:00 <couleurs> caine
24:00 <TheRon> batman's a scientist?
24:00 <Ana_Ng> don't be crude
24:00 <[Maverick]> also was in American Psycho 
24:55 <TheRon> she's an easy lover
25:00 <[Maverick]> actually 
25:00 <Ana_Ng> not bale
25:00 <slower> male or female
25:00 <couleurs> fiennes
25:00 <Ana_Ng> male
25:00 <FOBZTA> sean connery
25:00 <[Maverick]> Daniel Craig 
25:00 <TheRon> alan rickman
25:00 <couleurs> irons
25:00 <Excessive> the james bond dude?
25:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz!!!!!!!!!!!
25:00 <Ana_Ng> RICKMAN
25:00 <couleurs> shit i was going 2 say that next
25:00 <TheRon> die hard is a classic
25:00 <Ana_Ng> oldman is a very close 2nd
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25:17 <TheRon> she'll get a hold on you believe it
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26:00 <Ana_Ng> you forgot olivier
26:00 <Rak> i said him
26:00 <Ana_Ng> oh ok
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27:00 <couleurs> lawrence of oliver
27:00 <Ana_Ng> who's the greatest australian actor?
27:00 <TheRon> bryan brown
27:00 <Rak> nicole kidman
27:00 <TheRon> yahoo serious
27:00 <TheRon> bill hunter is the greatest
27:00 <Rak> oh...the elf queen chick
28:00 <Rak> not heath ledger
28:00 <Rak> :/
28:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't know the answer, just wondered who you think
28:00 <Rak> oh
28:00 <TheRon> whoever played bad boy bubby
28:00 <Ana_Ng> yahoo serious is quite incredible tho
28:00 <Rak> sam neil wasn't it?
28:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah he good
29:00 <TheRon> sam neil is kiwi
29:00 <Ana_Ng> oops
29:00 <Rak> yes but we take the kiwis we like, like crowded house, and throw back the ones we don't, like russell crowe
29:00 <couleurs> idk 1 of the girls
29:00 <Ana_Ng> oh what's her name
29:00 <Ana_Ng> i like her
29:00 <couleurs> maybe cate blanchett 
29:00 <Rak> YES!
29:00 <couleurs> or naomi watts
29:00 <Rak> oh thank fuck i was going mental
29:00 <TheRon> crowded house had nick seymour and paul hester from melbourne
29:00 <Ana_Ng> cate's british eh
29:01 <Mew> pc
29:24 <Serenity> loof
30:00 <Rak> elf queen chick :D
30:00 <Ana_Ng> rachel griffiths
30:00 <Ana_Ng> she's got a nice rack too
30:00 <TheRon> margot robbie is the best now
30:00 <TheRon> so hot
30:00 <couleurs> cate blanchett was born in melbourne
30:00 <Rak> oh what about sixth sense chick
30:00 <Rak> muriel
30:00 <TheRon> toni collette
30:00 <Ana_Ng> nicole kidman was born in hawaii
30:00 <Rak> yeh she's done some great work
30:03 <TheRon> R O C K in the usa
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31:00 <couleurs> nicole kidman can go suck a fuck!!!!!!!!!!
31:00 <Rak> pfffft bmx bandits wasn't filmed in hawaii
31:00 <Ana_Ng> oh it's cate then
31:00 <Ana_Ng> she's the best of them all
31:00 <couleurs> told u
31:00 <Ana_Ng> i think she should play the next bond
31:00 <TheRon> jaime bond?
31:00 <Ana_Ng> she's half american
31:30 Nick: JimmyJack is now known as Loof
32:00 <couleurs> guy pearce is cool too
32:00 <couleurs> even though he's not aussie
32:00 <Ana_Ng> she lives in hunters hill
33:00 <TheRon> hugo weaving
33:00 <couleurs> like mel gibson
33:00 <TheRon> actually john jarrett is the best actor now
33:00 <Ana_Ng> who dat
33:00 <couleurs> oh yeah he's ok
33:00 <TheRon> wolf creek
33:00 <BlackDevil> ok
34:00 <couleurs> he's the only legit aussie good guy actor rite
34:00 <couleurs> RIP HEATH
34:00 <TheRon> he scared the crap out of me in wolf creek
34:00 <couleurs> now we have those hemspoof ones from home and away
34:00 <couleurs> yeah no u suk
34:15 <Loof> fuck not timmy
34:19 <Loof> arrrgh
34:43 <TheRon> timmy?
34:59 <stebie> timmeh
35:00 <couleurs> that's y i voted cate thank u
35:00 <TheRon> keane - somewhere only we know
35:20 <couleurs> he was pau pau new gunian
35:30 <TheRon> and the lords of the underworld
36:00 <couleurs> Ew Ron...
36:00 <TheRon> what?
36:19 <stebie> couleurs, you watching soccer?
37:00 <couleurs> i hate keane
37:00 <TheRon> why?
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37:39 <Mew> ;)
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38:00 <couleurs> they're like travis, snow patrol... cold play...
38:00 <couleurs> Bad
38:00 <TheRon> my bad
39:00 <couleurs> np
39:00 <couleurs> just play royals all the time
39:00 <TheRon> faith no more - epic
39:00 <couleurs> F8ck Y8ah
39:33 <Tolradi> Lumeah, are your initials E. E.?
40:00 <TheRon> fnm fan
40:00 <couleurs> they're ok
40:00 <Dooodle> fnm ftw
41:00 <couleurs> patton has too many bands
41:00 <couleurs> calm yo tits bro
41:00 <TheRon> i'm drinking beer so fast i can feel the bubbles in my nose
41:00 <Dooodle> agreed couleurs 
41:43 <couleurs> a-league?
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41:53 <stebie> couleurs, ya
41:58 <Intrepid> stebie
42:00 <Dooodle> but i like them too
42:00 <couleurs> mr bungle
42:00 <couleurs> tomahawk
42:00 <couleurs> fantomas
42:00 <TheRon> ?
42:06 <stebie> aussie aussie aussie
42:16 <couleurs> nope... waiting 4 big match later
42:19 <TheRon> oi oi oi
42:26 <stebie> hey Picard
42:34 <stebie> how's it goin?
42:52 <stebie> couleurs, which?
43:00 <couleurs> 4 is enough m8
43:00 <couleurs> mike patton has like 10 bands TheRon 
43:00 <TheRon> ahh ok
43:07 <couleurs> liverpool vs chelsea
43:12 <stebie> ahh
44:00 <TheRon> like ratcat?
44:27 <couleurs> u beautey
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44:46 <TheRon> oh no not you again
44:53 <Mew> lol wtf Tolradi
45:00 <couleurs> dunno not heard much of them... before my time m8
45:00 <TheRon> should sample some
45:37 <couleurs> brisbene roawr vs mealbourne vickstory
46:00 <couleurs> u beautey
46:00 <Dooodle> ratcat ftw also
46:00 <Dooodle> if i was at home i would play some
46:00 <TheRon> where are you?
46:00 <Dooodle> work
46:07 <TheRon> go victory
46:18 <stebie> yee
46:58 <TheRon> stebie aussie crawl rules
47:00 <TheRon> thought so
47:00 <Dooodle> for the next 17 mins anyway
47:00 <Dooodle> er 13
47:00 <TheRon> nice
47:00 <TheRon> you could make that 5
47:00 <Dooodle> nah theres only me and 2 others here, too hard to sneak out lol
47:00 <TheRon> damn
48:09 <BaD_BoY_69> compton menace here
48:25 Nick: BaD_BoY_69 is now known as Compton-Menace
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50:00 <BoneCold> Dooodle
50:00 <TheRon> BoneCold: you gonna be a douche?
50:47 <Tolradi> Lumeah, are your initials E. E.?
51:00 <BoneCold> Depends on what you consider douche
51:00 <BoneCold> but most likely TheRon
51:00 <BoneCold> yes
51:00 <TheRon> a general dick
51:00 <TheRon> just thought i'd clear that up
51:00 <BoneCold> Well no TheRon
51:00 <BoneCold> I cleared it up for you
51:00 <BoneCold> I'm going to be a douche
51:04 <nbn4the-amish-now> emilioooooooooo
51:29 <Tolradi> are you really a 45 year old woman?
51:35 <Tolradi> or a 50 year old man
51:41 <stebie> victory's under the pump
51:50 <TheRon> nice
51:51 <stebie> Tolradi, ask them in pm
51:56 <nbn4the-amish-now> id say late 30s
52:00 <TheRon> ok
52:00 <TheRon> carry on
52:00 <BoneCold> Dooodle
52:00 <BoneCold> What's going on fag?
52:00 <Dooodle> ...
52:00 <Dooodle> cant you read
52:00 <BoneCold> FAGGOT
52:00 <Dooodle> loooooooooooooooool@BoneCold
52:21 <Tolradi> nbn4the-amish-now not with her hair
52:23 <nbn4the-amish-now> she doesnt sound that jaded yet
52:31 <TheRon> she's alady...
52:50 <nbn4the-amish-now> what hair
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53:01 <nbn4the-amish-now> she told me it was for a cancer cause
53:16 <nbn4the-amish-now> is there something i should know
53:21 <Tolradi> she has the worst perm you can imagine
53:27 <Tolradi> it's straight out of the 80's
53:36 * Compton-Menace slaps Lumeah around a bit with a large trout
53:43 <TheRon> carribbean queen
54:00 <doctor> bonecold stu boston
54:10 <Compton-Menace> lumeah is 47
54:24 <Tolradi> makes sense
54:37 <Tolradi> she reads a lot of junk mail
54:43 <Tolradi> like, sits down and reads
54:46 <Tolradi> who the hell does that?
55:00 <BlackDevil> Q{{
55:00 <BlackDevil> mate
55:00 <BlackDevil> its raining
55:10 <nbn4the-amish-now> maybe she works for choice
55:15 <nbn4the-amish-now> top editorrrrr
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55:47 <BlueBerry> what happened to the perth chan?
55:55 <Tolradi> no one cares about perth
56:00 <TheRon> was there one?
56:00 <TheRon> don't you go out in the rain
56:00 <BlackDevil> i already have
56:00 <BlackDevil> TEHE
56:00 <TheRon> don't go out in the pouring rain
56:04 <Tolradi> if perth disappeared, we wouldn't know for 6 months
56:09 <BlueBerry> yes
56:16 <BlueBerry> well 6 months is up then
56:22 <Tolradi> join the rest of civilised australia
56:37 <nbn4the-amish-now> oh hey bluberry
56:42 <nbn4the-amish-now> blueberry
57:00 <BlackDevil> i drove it it
57:00 <BlackDevil> going 120km
57:00 <TheRon> saftey first
57:00 <BlackDevil> also in the dark
57:11 <BlueBerry> hey nbn4the-amish-now
57:15 <Compton-Menace> shes fried
57:43 <BlueBerry> im so not!
57:52 <Tolradi> blueberry isn't a person
57:56 <Tolradi> since they are from perth
57:58 <Intrepid> i wanna set u on fire
58:00 <TheRon> i'm going to graceland
58:05 <BlueBerry> awesome
58:48 <nbn4the-amish-now> blueberrys friend is an expert on martial arts
58:58 <nbn4the-amish-now> i wouldnt piss her off
59:07 <Intrepid> she reads a lot of books?
59:15 <BlueBerry> :D
59:24 * nbn4the-amish-now wheels himself off in the wheelchair
59:57 <Tolradi> BlueBerry does Perth have running water?
59:59 <Tolradi> and roads?
00:03 <Intrepid> lol
00:09 <Intrepid> no electricity
00:10 <Tolradi> do you use electric lights there or candles?
00:25 <nbn4the-amish-now> we are higher life forms
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00:26 <BlueBerry> not at this time. But once the rest of australia stops taking all our money we are hoping to build some
00:33 <Intrepid> Lwaxana hello and welcome
00:37 <Lwaxana> hi
00:37 <nbn4the-amish-now> no need for these utilities
00:42 <nbn4the-amish-now> also immortal
00:55 <Lwaxana> everyone playing nicely?
00:55 <Tolradi> BlueBerry you might have those utilities if you worked in the mines
00:55 <Intrepid> BlueBerry its not just w.a's money. learn to share
01:00 <Tolradi> yeah
01:00 <couleurs> new nike football ad is great
01:03 <Tolradi> sharing is caring
01:06 <Intrepid> Lwaxana we always play nice
01:11 <Lwaxana> pfft
01:11 <nbn4the-amish-now> marry me now blueberry. seccession is politically hot
01:13 <Intrepid> who are u the fun police?
01:21 <Tolradi> WA isn't playing nice, they want to hog everything
01:42 <Intrepid> they steal all our people to work as slaves in the mines
01:47 <nbn4the-amish-now> well youll get your turn on the xbox after you do your homework
01:56 <BlueBerry> like how melborne likes to claim superiority?
02:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/3XviR7esUvo
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nike Football: Winner Stays. ft. Ronaldo, Neymar Jr., Rooney, Ibrahimović, Iniesta and more (Apr 25, 2014) 4:13 - Category: Sports - 6,834,904 views - 76,827 likes (98.7%), 989 dislikes (1.3%)
02:00 <couleurs> ronaldo burn!!!!!!!!!!
02:01 <Tolradi> I heard a loaf of bread in WA costs $5
02:01 <nbn4the-amish-now> do some research
02:15 <Intrepid> a coffee is $5.50
02:15 <Tolradi> no wonder the people live in mudhuts there
02:25 <nbn4the-amish-now> ok lets look at who really runs melb
02:27 <Tolradi> all the prices are too high
02:30 <Intrepid> melbourne is the superior city
02:36 <nbn4the-amish-now> serenity and maurice
02:43 <TheRon> take me back to you it's been a long time
02:45 <stebie> robert doyle
02:45 <nbn4the-amish-now> you melbs are owned by perth girls
02:46 <Tolradi> Melbourne is where the cool people live
02:47 <Intrepid> we will sooon have a larger population to shitney
03:00 <TheRon> does that get the juices flowing?
03:00 <couleurs> the free kick bit is gold
03:04 <BlueBerry> lol @ nbn4the-amish-now
03:04 <Tolradi> Sydney stinks
03:07 <Tolradi> literally
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03:11 <Intrepid> i agree
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03:15 <Intrepid> and its full of lebs
03:38 <TheRon> lebs are jews right
03:52 <Tolradi> same thing
03:52 <Intrepid> no
03:56 <Intrepid> muslims i think
03:57 <Tolradi> they're all from the same region
04:00 <couleurs> not really, the ad is just very good
04:00 <couleurs> i wonder who made it...
04:02 <nbn4the-amish-now> melb is good to attract people to aus. then they see how crap it is and relocate "next door" to perth
04:03 <Tolradi> they just hate each other
04:04 <Intrepid> nuke the place
04:11 <TheRon> i thought they were christians
04:18 <Intrepid> dont think so
04:31 <Intrepid> i could be worng, it happened once before
04:43 <TheRon> only once?
04:46 <Intrepid> yes.
04:52 <nbn4the-amish-now> lebs can be muslims are maronite catholics
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04:55 <beehhh> nice
05:00 <Intrepid> that was the time i said TheRon was a good bloke
05:00 <TheRon> gyroscope - baby, i'm getting better
05:02 <BlueBerry> i got this party started :D
05:08 <nbn4the-amish-now> lebanon used to be overwhelmingly christian
05:09 <TheRon> damn
05:09 <beehhh> where
05:18 * Compton-Menace slaps beehhh around a bit with a large trout
05:18 <nbn4the-amish-now> are/or
05:19 <Intrepid> BlueBerry where in w.a do you reside?
05:27 <BlueBerry> SOR
05:29 <Compton-Menace> beehh po ku je ore tu po te pres
05:41 <Intrepid> sor?
05:43 <Intrepid> wtf?
05:48 <BlueBerry> MIRC is so not what it used to be
05:51 <TheRon> yeah, what he said
05:51 <nbn4the-amish-now> blueberry this is where our so,idarity ends
05:52 <BlueBerry> South of River
05:57 <Intrepid> oh ok
06:00 <Tolradi> BlueBerry what did MIRC used to be ?
06:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/gwxdEECNpZY
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nike Football: Risk Everything. Cristiano Ronaldo, Neymar Jr. and Wayne Rooney (Apr 1, 2014) 1:15 - Category: Sports - 9,263,438 views - 15,783 likes (97%), 496 dislikes (3%)
06:00 <couleurs> that 1 is better still
06:00 <TheRon> any a-league stars in it?
06:00 <couleurs> nope...
06:09 <BlueBerry> it used to be lots of irc's
06:12 <beehhh> now i dream to heal my sorrow and its ok
06:21 <BlueBerry> now there is very few and i bet we are all over 25 now
06:22 <TheRon> my mother came came to hazard when i was just 7....
06:23 <beehhh> things cannot be reached
06:24 <Intrepid> well as im not a native to perth please dont use terms like that in out conversation otherwise it may cease
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06:36 <Tolradi> BlueBerry it's because IRC is like, Web 1.0 and everyone else has moved on
06:39 Join: DemonsRun ([email protected]) to #melbourne
06:39 <beehhh> limitless mind can be anywhere
06:40 <BlueBerry> agreed Intrepid
06:49 Join: faux ([email protected]) to #melbourne
06:49 <nbn4the-amish-now> lol Intrepid
06:51 <BlueBerry> thats sad Tolradi
06:56 <Intrepid> everyone have moved to twatter or foolsbook
07:00 <TheRon> it can't be a real ad then
07:05 <BlueBerry> i hater facebook with a passion
07:08 <BlueBerry> twitter i dont mind
07:16 <beehhh> falsebook
07:17 <Intrepid> BlueBerry how old are you?
07:21 <Tolradi> BlueBerry IRC is mostly inhabited by bogans, die hard nerds or single stay home mothers who mourn the loss of yahoo chat
07:21 <BlueBerry> 28
07:24 <Serenity> where sor are you BlueBerry
07:45 <Intrepid> mandurah
07:49 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
08:00 <couleurs> liverpool vs chelsea tonight
08:00 <couleurs> da big un
08:00 <TheRon> the pool easily?
08:13 <Intrepid> Albany, thats a long way south
08:14 <Tolradi> Mew, has panda threatened you today?
08:20 <Serenity> mandurah isnt really classes as sor cause its not really perth
08:28 <Intrepid> this panda character who is it?
08:41 <Tolradi> panda likes to threaten women over irc
08:42 <Intrepid> its close to perth?
08:42 <Tolradi> to feel big
08:47 <TheRon> i swear i left her by that river, i swear i left her safe and sound
08:49 <Serenity> its not close
08:49 <beehhh> WA is getting filled by alots n lots of asian
08:51 <Intrepid> oh, sounds like a charming lad
08:53 <Serenity> its like 80km out of perth
09:00 <couleurs> yes hopefully
09:00 <TheRon> the derby is bigger surely
09:00 <couleurs> everton?
09:00 <couleurs> hehe.....
09:00 <TheRon> yes!
09:04 <Intrepid> thats close
09:09 <nbn4the-amish-now> i swae
09:10 <Serenity> yeah its not
09:15 <Intrepid> yeah, it is
09:20 <Tolradi> 80k isn't far
09:21 <beehhh> alaska dont have many foreigners
09:26 Part: Lwaxana ([email protected]) from #melbourne
09:26 <nbn4the-amish-now> i swear i left her nor safe and sound
09:30 <BlueBerry> i would have thought mirc would have an app by now
09:30 <Tolradi> it's only far if you don't have a car
09:30 <Compton-Menace> if u dont know where im from
09:34 <Compton-Menace> if u dont know where im from
09:45 <Tolradi> Compton-Menace are you ok?
09:45 <Serenity> takes you over an hour to get there so its not close either
09:53 <TheRon> richmond got spanked
09:54 <Intrepid> u must drive slow
09:57 <beehhh> years back many kiwis used to come WA now only the viets n chinese
10:00 <couleurs> liverpool are #1 and chelsea are #2 atm so it's big ok
10:00 <TheRon> yeah that's pretty big
10:00 <couleurs> 5 points seperation
10:00 <TheRon> 10.30 job?
10:00 <TheRon> i got fox
10:00 <couleurs> yeah i think so
10:01 <Intrepid> one hour to drive 80ks
10:05 <Serenity> no i drive at the speed limit
10:06 <Compton-Menace> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubfXreMKug0
10:07 <Tolradi> beehhh all the kiwis are in Brisbane now
10:08 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Game - Where I'm From ft Nate Dogg (May 23, 2008) 0 - Category: Music - 106,758 views - 330 likes (98.5%), 5 dislikes (1.5%)
10:17 <TheRon> nice
10:27 <Intrepid> well it should take app 42mins
10:33 <beehhh> they always have been NRL only played in QLD as a broad
10:38 <nbn4the-amish-now> we have a few kiwis now because of mining
10:46 <beehhh> and many pacific islanders
10:47 <TheRon> fuck the boat ppl how about all these kiwi's
10:51 <Tolradi> wait
10:53 <Tolradi> Albany is like
10:56 <Tolradi> 400k from perth
10:59 <Tolradi> that's a 4 hour drive
11:00 <couleurs> c u there
11:00 <TheRon> hoping to drink myself to sleep
11:05 <beehhh> Perth has majority are asians from south east malaysia
11:12 <Serenity> yeah it doesnt
11:12 <BlueBerry> i like asians
11:20 <BlueBerry> chinese dinners yummy!!! :)
11:27 <faux> Hey sez
11:36 <Serenity> heya fauxy
11:37 <Intrepid> why are you answering everything with "yeah" Serenity
11:44 <Serenity> who cares
12:00 <TheRon> does the cheersquad have big knockers?
12:00 <Lumeah> Nice comphy seat.. 
12:03 <Tolradi> where is Picard today?
12:11 <Tolradi> I miss that sexist guy
12:12 <beehhh> TheRon dont say that i bet you have first cousins or second cousins in nZ
12:17 <Intrepid> i care obviously if i didnt i wouldnt ask
12:23 <BlueBerry> at least ppl still chat in this chan hey
12:34 <Tolradi> BlueBerry it's because it isn't perth
12:39 <TheRon> it's a 1/4 after one and a need you now
12:41 <Intrepid> not always BlueBerry, u picked a good minute to be here
12:50 <faux> Hows you
12:56 <Tolradi> the SYdney channel is dead too
12:59 <beehhh> perth might expand until the mildura
12:59 <Serenity> well i dont so thre you go
13:00 <TheRon> sinking cans listening to dragon
13:00 <Lumeah> Nice.. 
13:03 <Serenity> im great faux
13:04 <Serenity> you?
13:04 <Compton-Menace> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubfXreMKug0
13:04 <BlueBerry> i started it all also :)
13:05 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Game - Where I'm From ft Nate Dogg (May 23, 2008) 3:20 - Category: Music - 106,758 views - 330 likes (98.5%), 5 dislikes (1.5%)
13:10 <Compton-Menace> check dis shit
13:12 <faux> I'm okkk deciding on dinner
13:12 <faux> Meh
13:13 <Intrepid> Serenity why are you angry?
13:17 <nbn4the-amish-now> there are a few other active ones too
13:27 <faux> Its my CBF cooking day
13:30 <beehhh> Tasmania is also filled with asian but perth got too many
13:40 <Intrepid> not many asians in tassy beehhh
13:40 <TheRon> it's a 1/4 after one i'm a little drunk and i need you now
13:42 <Tolradi> beehhh can you cook them?
13:48 <beehhh> good sign
13:55 <Compton-Menace> beehh is cooked
14:05 <nbn4the-amish-now> get with the program beeeh. muslims are the new yellow
14:12 <BlueBerry> faux get chinese take out ;)
14:14 <Serenity> im angry?
14:15 <Serenity> wtf?
14:24 Quit: ness ([email protected]) Quit:
14:26 <Tolradi> beehhh is half baked
14:32 <beehhh> TheRon drink mineral water
14:33 <Tolradi> and likes trannies
14:35 <TheRon> only half?
14:37 <Intrepid> ok not angry, hostile perhaps
14:37 <faux> Don't really feel like Chinese tbh
14:45 <Serenity> im not anything
14:50 <Serenity> i just cbf with boring small talk
14:52 <Tolradi> Serenity you're nothing?
15:01 <BlueBerry> how about subway? Indian?
15:02 <Intrepid> nothing?
15:02 <beehhh> faux and her home made filafel hummos are delicious
15:05 <BlueBerry> :D haha
15:13 <Intrepid> you are a figment of my imagination?
15:16 <faux> Subway doesn't deliver :(
15:21 <faux> Indian burns me butt
15:25 <BlueBerry> lol
15:28 <beehhh> yeah
15:28 <BlueBerry> fair enough
15:30 <BlueBerry> eagle boys?
15:38 <Tolradi> beehhh do you like trannies more than guys?
15:39 <Serenity> lol faux
15:39 <faux> I was thinking pizza
15:43 <beehhh> yup
15:47 <Tolradi> why?
15:47 <nbn4the-amish-now> faux anymore xm clone delivery guys
15:47 <faux> I feel like dominos bacon
15:51 <TheRon> i miss the earth so much i miss my wife
15:54 <faux> Nope lol
15:55 <Intrepid> tell the indian to use more lube
15:58 <beehhh> i like trannies cause they are going to have sex with you anyway
16:00 <faux> LOL
16:00 <TheRon> and i just wanna wish you well
16:03 <faux> gross
16:04 <Tolradi> lol
16:05 <TheRon> it's lonely out in space
16:06 <Tolradi> what
16:12 <Tolradi> guys will have sex with you too
16:12 <BlueBerry> today i had a cbf day too. I slept in, cleaned the living room went to kmart and then came home and got straight in to my pjs :)
16:19 <faux> Who is tolradi and blueberry fmi
16:23 <beehhh> nothing wrong with sucking cock
16:30 <faux> I love Kmart!!!
16:38 <Serenity> no idea tbh
16:43 <faux> Everything is so pretty and cheap
16:43 <nbn4the-amish-now> bb is a nice girl from perth
16:44 <Serenity> over keeping up with the nick changes
16:48 Quit: Excessive ([email protected]) Quit: RAH RAH RAH RAH RAH" ...... "The fckn jewish Rabbi" ........ "See, I told you!" ......"Now ....... I go to heaven and you go to hell!
16:49 <BlueBerry> blueberry is me. I used to come on here alll the time about 4 years or so ago
16:50 <Tolradi> I'm a figment of your imagination
16:51 <faux> She seems nice
16:53 <beehhh> but im taken norell is my first trany girl since i got divorce in 2001
16:58 <BlueBerry> :) now only once or twice a year
17:00 <Excessive> and I jus wannah wish u hell
17:00 <Excessive> :)
17:01 <faux> Well hi there blueberry :)
17:03 <TheRon> mars ain't the kind of place to raise a kid, in fact it's cold as hell
17:08 <BlueBerry> hello faux
17:13 <Serenity> BlueBerry is a girl?
17:15 <Tolradi> I'm known in other places as CrazyTolradi
17:17 <faux> Do you have a name
17:17 <nbn4the-amish-now> so we are family to you then blueberry
17:21 <BlueBerry> Libby
17:27 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
17:32 <nbn4the-amish-now> one or two yearly visits
17:33 <Serenity> we need more females around
17:38 <faux> I'm Christina :D
17:40 <beehhh> im going to cook at her place later on
17:44 <Serenity> less ones like lumeah who are fucking bonkers anyway
17:45 <BlueBerry> hahaha yes nbn4the-amish-now
17:49 <BlueBerry> i remember you
17:50 <Tolradi> beehhh what wil you cook?
17:53 <faux> LOL lumeah
17:55 <Tolradi> Serenity lumeah isnt male
17:56 <BlueBerry> not the nickname but the name
17:59 <Serenity> no
18:00 <PietSAbabe> And I just wanna watch you fall
18:00 <TheRon> don't go smelling my farts, i couldn't if i tried
18:02 <Serenity> shes female you clown
18:03 <Intrepid> im Samantha
18:04 <Tolradi> Serenity female I mea
18:06 <faux> Isn't she doing Pieter that rules her out
18:06 <Tolradi> mean*
18:07 <nbn4the-amish-now> im kinda used to lumeah now
18:10 <Serenity> yes she is
18:10 <BlueBerry> hmmm, now im trying to remember who we used to always talk to together
18:11 <Tolradi> lumeah isn't female
18:12 <Intrepid> Serenity is female?
18:17 Join: Excessive ([email protected]) to #melbourne
18:19 <Tolradi> lumeah is retarded
18:23 <Serenity> ive seen her fb shes female
18:25 <faux> ^
18:27 <nbn4the-amish-now> it was grating at first
18:27 Quit: DemonsRun ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
18:28 <Tolradi> if she is female, she's like, that 50 year old type
18:29 <Serenity> shes just a bimbo
18:31 <Intrepid> who is Tolradi
18:35 <Tolradi> who reads junk mail and has bad hair
18:37 <faux> I've seen her speak like twice and I wanted to commit suicide
18:41 <BlueBerry> Logan
18:43 <Serenity> and wants to fuck pieter so really.. who cares
18:43 <beehhh> canned mackerel with american canned corn with cocobut milk and blen onion, garlic, ginger, tomato paste with hot chopped chilly
18:47 <BlueBerry> remember faux?
18:56 <beehhh> served with steamed rice
18:57 <faux> Sorry?
19:00 <TheRon> harley and rose they just lost it for a while
19:00 <Excessive> ye, befo victory cometh failure
19:03 <faux> Oh did you mean me
19:06 <BlueBerry> i remember you
19:06 <faux> You remember my name?
19:08 <BlueBerry> yeah
19:09 <faux> Ohhh
19:10 <BlueBerry> yes
19:14 <faux> Hmmm I don't remember :(
19:16 <faux> Sorry
19:16 <BlueBerry> we used to talk all the time
19:20 <faux> Really
19:24 <faux> What was your other nick
19:27 <beehhh> Warning: many are being shot at liverpool just cause they are lebs
19:28 <BlueBerry> my other nickname was majestic_angel
19:29 <Tolradi> Intrepid I'm a bored law student
19:45 <Intrepid> law hey, what year?
19:52 <faux> OK probably wasnt me... Before I came on years ago there was another Christina
19:52 <Tolradi> first
19:54 <faux> She was greek
19:56 <faux> Had braces
19:56 <Tolradi> I left work, went back to uni
19:58 <beehhh> recent figuer shows houses were brushed with bullet
20:00 <Intrepid> oh u wll be no use to me
20:00 <Maurice> Were they tumblin down the aisle?
20:00 <TheRon> yes!
20:00 <Maurice> I knew it
20:00 <Maurice> Those half forgotten smiles
20:02 <faux> Does that ring a bell?
20:02 <BlueBerry> nope
20:04 <Intrepid> i need a lawyer
20:07 <BlueBerry> not her
20:07 <faux> Hmm OK
20:14 <Tolradi> Intrepid you generally pay for lawyers
20:19 <BlueBerry> how old are you?
20:22 <faux> Maybe it was me and I just have a shit memory. lol sorry
20:24 <faux> 25
20:24 <Intrepid> i am paying for one
20:27 <BlueBerry> it was you
20:32 <faux> Ew im so old
20:35 <BlueBerry> i remember the christina was younger than me
20:35 <Intrepid> robert richter, cunt charges a fortune
20:43 <BlueBerry> you were younger then though
20:43 <nbn4the-amish-now> its also not the first BlueBerry youve talked to
20:43 <faux> Where are you from
20:48 <BlueBerry> perth
20:58 <nbn4the-amish-now> leta had the same nick for a while
20:59 <faux> What channel did you join
21:00 <TheRon> like static on the dial it all comes back in style
21:06 <faux> I remember a leta
21:09 <BlueBerry> fudge i cant remember the persons name we always used to talk to :(
21:11 <beehhh> stop taking pill and drink the wine
21:17 <TheRon> come up and see me make me smile
21:22 <faux> Damn
21:22 <Tolradi> beehhh do you do drugs?
21:25 <faux> Well hi anyway :F
21:28 <BlueBerry> i cant remember the chan name
21:28 <beehhh> not anymore
21:30 <faux> :D *
21:35 <Intrepid> Tolradi have you heard of him?
21:40 <nbn4the-amish-now> funkysexycool
21:42 <BlueBerry> :( hate that! when ya cant remember. Itll come to me later
21:45 <Tolradi> Intrepid not really
21:50 <beehhh> years back i was young and dumb
21:50 <BlueBerry> no nbn4the-amish-now
21:50 <faux> Nah I didn't used to join that chan
21:51 <Intrepid> google him
21:52 <BlueBerry> hahaha
22:00 <Intrepid> best criminal lawyer in australis
22:03 <faux> Was it Facebook?
22:07 <faux> The channel
22:07 <BlueBerry> maybe
22:09 <Intrepid> funkysexycool was a fat chic
22:11 <beehhh> now young at heart and more dumber
22:18 <beehhh> teehee
22:20 <faux> Oh I thought it was a channel LOL
22:24 <faux> My bad
22:26 <Intrepid> it was both
22:34 <BlueBerry> yeah the facebook chan mayb
22:37 <BlueBerry> maybe*
22:41 <faux> Ah
22:45 <beehhh> sup tabuli
22:51 <Intrepid> the chic was a chubba with saggy tits almost to her waist
22:54 <faux> Changed my bed sheets today they smell so yummy
23:00 <TheRon> keep your hands off my girl
23:03 <Intrepid> did they have cum on them?
23:09 <faux> Gross
23:11 <beehhh> cause your butt hurt
23:18 <Intrepid> dont u have sex in your bed?
23:24 <faux> Hell no
23:30 <faux> I'm a born again virgin
23:33 <Intrepid> u prefer the kitchen table?
23:37 <beehhh> she had a greek souvlaki on it
23:47 <Intrepid> your indian anal partner tells a different story faux
23:55 <Serenity> just looked at lumeahs fb again
23:58 <Serenity> her hair is yucky
24:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: AC/DC - Thunderstruck (Nov 7, 2012) 4:53 - Category: Music - 28,313,624 views - 119,375 likes (96.6%), 4,225 dislikes (3.4%)
24:00 <TheRon> i prefer jailbreak
24:01 <Tolradi> Serenity link
24:02 <faux> Show me her
24:05 <Tolradi> link the picture
24:07 <beehhh> my head was cut norell loves it in her ass
24:08 <Tolradi> for all to see
24:10 <couleurs> pics
24:13 <couleurs> linx
24:34 Join: Maurice ([email protected]) to #melbourne
24:34 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Maurice
24:34 <Serenity> i cant link it here
24:37 <Serenity> or im breaking channel rules
24:40 <Tolradi> PM it to me
24:46 <Tolradi> and I will PM it to any who ask
24:50 <beehhh> cmon its sunday for christshake
24:51 <Serenity> then id be breaking network rules
24:54 <Intrepid> pm it and i will link it
25:00 <Doodle> *bait
25:00 <Lumeah> lol :P
25:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Thin Lizzy - Jailbreak.mp3 (7.83MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 8:32)
25:03 <faux> I'm more concerned about her eyebrows
25:05 <Tolradi> it's not breaking network rules to PM
25:06 <Intrepid> im a rebel
25:08 <faux> She needs to brush those babies
25:12 <Intrepid> i break rules
25:15 <beehhh> we all known to each other
25:16 <Serenity> lol
25:27 <Serenity> ill notice you
25:27 <Tolradi> faux she sits on IRC chatting up pieter, she has bigger issues than her eyebrows
25:27 <faux> And new glasses pls
25:29 <Tolradi> but not by much
25:32 <faux> Thin frames are so 1990
25:36 <Intrepid> lol
25:41 <couleurs> ok op me first and i'll kick u 4 breaking rules after
25:48 <faux> Hi couelurs
25:52 <Serenity> lol
25:55 <couleurs> Hi Flaux
25:59 <Intrepid> nice hair lol
26:00 <TheRon> never gonna fall for modern love.....
26:05 <faux> Lool
26:15 <faux> She probably can't spell GHD let alone afford one
26:20 <Serenity> hes so dense
26:20 <faux> Poor thing.
26:26 <faux> Who is
26:27 <Serenity> got all offended when i called her a bimbo
26:33 <Serenity> lumeah
26:38 <Serenity> shes**
26:44 <Intrepid> ok im off
26:47 <Intrepid> bye people
26:50 <Serenity> bye
27:18 Part: Intrepid ([email protected]) from #melbourne
27:18 <faux> Adios
27:24 <faux> Who was that
27:33 <faux> Why does everyone keep changing their nicks
27:33 <faux> :'(
27:43 <Serenity> i dont know hey
27:44 <couleurs> Ineptid
27:44 Quit: nbn4the-amish-now ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
27:50 Nick: Compton-Menace is now known as BaD_BoY_69
27:52 <Serenity> im so sick of the nick changes i dont bother anymore
28:10 <Tolradi> I used to use a nick years ago
28:12 <Tolradi> I dcon't remember what it is
28:14 <Tolradi> or was
28:21 <faux> Was it ahole
28:23 <faux> Ha ha
29:00 <TheRon> carlton looking good
29:07 Nick: BlueBerry is now known as majestic_angel
29:17 <Tolradi> nah
29:20 <Tolradi> but god
29:23 <Tolradi> lumeah's FB wall
29:26 <Tolradi> LOL
29:27 <Tolradi> just wow
29:30 <Serenity> lol
29:33 <Tolradi> that's the most inane crap ever
29:45 <Tolradi> I blocked my mother on FB for posting shit like this
29:45 <beehhh> so many foreign prostitute are in downunder roaming freely
29:56 <majestic_angel> Tolradi you crazy :)
29:59 <stebie> nooooooooo
30:00 <beehhh> but i didnt get my second permit for an education
30:00 <JimmyJack> die PietSAbogan
30:00 <JimmyJack> diseased bullshitter
30:00 <JimmyJack> limpdick loser
30:00 <TheRon> lump sat alone in a boggy marsh
30:00 <PietSAbabe> I love you too
30:07 <TheRon> great
30:08 <beehhh> first one was lucky at 96
30:17 <couleurs> this is an ok match stebie
30:23 <couleurs> i'm watching it with u m8
30:24 <Serenity> like i said
30:27 <Serenity> shes a bimbo
30:56 <TheRon> you're so vain
31:00 <JimmyJack> shitstain on the buttcrack of society
31:00 <PietSAbabe> You seem angry
31:00 <JimmyJack> human cigarette
31:00 <PietSAbabe> Shall I organise a psychologist for you ?
31:00 <TheRon> just get the man a beer
31:00 <JimmyJack> just OD already
31:00 <TheRon> all problems can be sorted over a beer
31:00 <PietSAbabe> Wahwahwah im done
31:10 <stebie> you probably think this channel is about you
31:13 <TheRon> i bet you think this song is about you
31:19 <stebie> oops
31:26 <stebie> my bad
31:33 <stebie> fuckin' coe
31:50 <majestic_angel> dont you dont you
32:00 <Excessive> lol, like JimmyJack can talk abt bein a loser
32:00 <TheRon> is this lump out of head, i think so\
32:00 <Excessive> lawl
32:00 <stompin> niggers
32:02 <beehhh> in 07 i got kicked out 5th september
32:16 <majestic_angel> huh?
32:59 <Tolradi> beehhh did you take your meds?
33:00 <stompin> whos going to be cook me sum food
33:00 <TheRon> some fucking eggs?
33:00 <PietSAbabe> Cant believe i spent $170 on a freekin bike helmet
33:00 <stompin> yes eggs
33:00 <Lumeah> well i hope its a good one
33:00 <stompin> get over it PietSAbabe
33:00 <TheRon> salami and cheese?
33:01 <Tolradi> are you high again?
33:04 <stebie> beehhh got deported, or something
33:18 <BaD_BoY_69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubfXreMKug0
33:20 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Game - Where I'm From ft Nate Dogg (May 23, 2008) 3:20 - Category: Music - 106,758 views - 330 likes (98.5%), 5 dislikes (1.5%)
33:23 <BaD_BoY_69> check dis shit
33:33 <TheRon> i had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
33:35 <beehhh> i was 19 in 1996
33:54 <Tolradi> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_MJbgO7SF0
33:55 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life. (Original) (Mar 18, 2014) - Category: Gaming - 644,999 views - 8,223 likes (90.6%), 854 dislikes (9.4%)
34:00 <stompin> i spent $800 on a full face helmet.
34:00 <PietSAbabe> The last one i was in an accident with cracked
34:00 <PietSAbabe> stompin: THATS A SKI MASK  , ROBBERIES AINT COOL !
34:00 <Excessive> salamin n cheers
34:00 <Excessive> -n
34:00 <TheRon> a friend in need is a friend indeed but a friend with weed is better
34:17 <BaD_BoY_69> 1996 2pac past :(((((((
34:24 <beehhh> i dont have a certificate of deportation thou
34:41 <TheRon> 2pac only got famous because he died
34:42 <Tolradi> beehhh where do youl ive now?
34:49 <majestic_angel> where is speedmonkey ?
34:49 <Tolradi> yeah 2pac was a shitty singer
34:57 <beehhh> shits gotten to hard to sustain in there for awhile
34:59 <BaD_BoY_69> shitty
35:00 <PietSAbabe> oooo speed racer is on
35:00 <Lumeah> sounds link more than one accident :P
35:00 <PietSAbabe> HES THE DEMON ON WHEELS
35:00 <TheRon> dear god
35:00 <PietSAbabe> yes TheRon ?
35:00 <Lumeah> go speed racer!
35:00 <TheRon> not you, i wanted god
35:00 <Lumeah> ,,,, noo don't tell him he's god , he alredy thinks that! :P
35:04 <BaD_BoY_69> he always claimed he had haters like u
35:05 <BaD_BoY_69> lol
35:16 <xm> stebs m8
35:20 <xm> OK 150
35:20 <beehhh> borneo Tolradi
35:27 <Tolradi> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLy-AwdCOmI
35:28 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I Feel Fantastic (Apr 15, 2009) 2:32 - Category: People and Blogs - 1,456,336 views - 8,458 likes (88.6%), 1,089 dislikes (11.4%)
35:31 <TheRon> i don't wanna be your monkey wrench
35:50 <beehhh> so many asians are here mostly chinese decent
35:52 <TheRon> 1 in 10
36:00 <TheRon> i can't get to sleep, i think about the implications
36:00 <Lumeah> don't tell me ya don't think ya God of Piety land!
36:00 <Lumeah> :P
36:12 <Ana_Ng> kids
37:03 <beehhh> nothing will be normal again but the nature would heal you not this mankind
37:07 Join: Lumeah ([email protected]) to #melbourne
37:11 <xm> ive got a lot of adult stars on my facebook. not the ones that just randomly add you, but ones that i went to school with. i promise to invite them here and add them. it'll revitalise the channel
37:18 <Tolradi> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66GoZ2vKI9g
37:19 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Furry Re-birthing (Aug 29, 2013) - Category: Comedy - 112,538 views - 1,117 likes (56.7%), 852 dislikes (43.3%)
37:25 * BaD_BoY_69 slaps Lumeah around a bit with a large trout
37:29 <majestic_angel> hahaha xm
37:29 <TheRon> is borat big in alaska?
37:34 <BaD_BoY_69> welcome back luemeahnati
37:35 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
37:35 <Tolradi> Lumeah do something about those eyebrows
37:47 <xm> is lumeah's perma head shaped as a triangle
37:52 <xm> hair*
37:56 <Ana_Ng> no
37:59 <xm> that was the 80s look i suppose
38:00 <stompin> do a skidddddddddd
38:00 <PietSAbabe> Naa, im just god
38:00 <PietSAbabe> :)
38:00 <PietSAbabe> See!
38:00 <Lumeah> lol
38:00 <Lumeah> still here!!!
38:11 <xm> illuminati conspiracy
38:20 <Tolradi> Lumeah was cool....in the 80's
38:23 <BaD_BoY_69> no shit xm
38:24 <xm> maybe have a ribbon that looks like the all seeing eye
38:32 <BaD_BoY_69> wwhat u think happen to mh370
38:34 <beehhh> wine helps to kill stomach bancteria faux should learn thay by now
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38:45 <Tolradi> BaD_BoY_69 I know what happened to MH370
38:50 <TheRon> dont wanna be your monkey wrench
38:50 <BaD_BoY_69> man dis world is that fucked up an no1 is standing up to illuminati
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38:57 <xm> hmmm i think they traveled over the Indian ocean, the waters opened up, and a giant magnet appeared and got it
38:57 <Tolradi> the pilot was listening to 2pac and it was so bad it made him crash
39:00 <Lumeah> i waanna go out, meany friends have kids and family to look after. hmmph!
39:00 <Lumeah> girls dun go alone.
39:00 <Lumeah> :(
39:00 <Lumeah> stupid stupid stupid.
39:00 <TheRon> girls don't go a lot of places
39:00 <Lumeah> ok , im done ranting
39:01 <BaD_BoY_69> man ppeople just die in peace fuck yaz all
39:10 <xm> pz, is that you?
39:10 <BaD_BoY_69> ur all brain washed
39:16 <majestic_angel> lol
39:29 <beehhh> not many choose to live in alaska but the smart ones are
39:32 * BaD_BoY_69 slaps majestic_angel around a bit with a large trout
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39:40 <TheRon> 1 - 0 in bris
39:41 <xm> it is also possible the plane went too far into space and is now in low orbit
39:43 <xm> LOST IN SPACE
39:44 <beehhh> Ana_Ng: hi, do the russian gets a change to invade alaska?
39:47 <Tolradi> BaD_BoY_69 thinks he's a hardcore hiphop star
39:49 <beehhh> *chance
39:52 <Ana_Ng> no
39:59 Quit: FredFlinstone ([email protected]) Quit: See you at Uranus
40:00 <Lumeah> Still here MR Piety pants :P
40:19 <TheRon> bizarre love triangle
40:19 <BaD_BoY_69> majestic fuk u dont do pvt
40:20 Quit: MrMark ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
40:27 <BaD_BoY_69> what ur to good for a nigga >???
40:34 <Tolradi> rofl oh god
40:39 <Tolradi> BaD_BoY_69 talk to lumeah
40:42 <beehhh> four people from my family are in australia inc my mum we are a family of six
40:44 <Tolradi> she will talk to any man
40:44 <BaD_BoY_69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubfXreMKug0
40:46 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Game - Where I'm From ft Nate Dogg (May 23, 2008) 3:20 - Category: Music - 106,759 views - 330 likes (98.5%), 5 dislikes (1.5%)
40:56 <BaD_BoY_69> ull see where im from..............
40:59 <Ana_Ng> some alaskans would love if they took over and started drilling and mining with no regulations
41:00 <TheRon> i heard about a person who had a broken heart with nothing to drive them on........
41:01 <TheRon> sounds a bit black
41:01 <Tolradi> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66GoZ2vKI9g
41:02 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Furry Re-birthing (Aug 29, 2013) - Category: Comedy - 112,539 views - 1,117 likes (56.7%), 852 dislikes (43.3%)
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41:31 <beehhh> too many foreigners in melbourne
41:52 <xm> would you be for or against Alaska seceding, Ana_Ng ?
41:53 <BaD_BoY_69> theres a party my joint 2night msg me for da address
41:58 <BaD_BoY_69> its farking poppinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
42:00 <TheRon> always remembering there ain't no second prize
42:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2bGp86GJGI
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: American Burnouts Versus Australian Burnouts PART 3 (Oct 17, 2012) 3:14 - Category: Autos and Vehicles - 1,019,540 views - 2,068 likes (87.3%), 301 dislikes (12.7%)
42:00 <TheRon> my god there's a part 3?
42:02 <Ana_Ng> against
42:03 <BaD_BoY_69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubfXreMKug0
42:04 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Game - Where I'm From ft Nate Dogg (May 23, 2008) 3:20 - Category: Music - 106,759 views - 330 likes (98.5%), 5 dislikes (1.5%)
42:09 * majestic_angel slaps BaD_BoY_69 around a bit with a large trout
42:13 <beehhh> they have a direct flight from los angelas to faribanks
42:14 * BaD_BoY_69 slaps majestic_angel around a bit with a large trout
42:19 <BaD_BoY_69> majestic word..................
42:44 <Ana_Ng> in our summer
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43:00 <Excessive> chuck a skid!
43:00 <Picard> hello
43:00 <TheRon> been breeding picard?
43:02 <beehhh> Ana_Ng you said 32F = O C
43:13 <Ana_Ng> uh huh
43:24 <beehhh> what is the hottest temp there
43:30 <TheRon> freedom isn't free
43:33 <beehhh> 32c or f
43:40 <Tolradi> TheRon it costs folks like you and me
43:46 <Ana_Ng> 28c maybe in fairbanks
43:51 <beehhh> wow
43:57 <Ana_Ng> anchorage, 20c
43:57 <beehhh> not too cold then
43:59 <TheRon> it costs a buck o' five
44:00 <Picard> no.
44:00 <TheRon> thank christ
44:00 <Picard> ive retired from the breeding barn
44:00 <Picard> two is enough
44:00 <Lumeah> it's his ghost typeing
44:00 <TheRon> yeah i'd say
44:00 <Picard> there could be another one out there, pending a dna test
44:00 <TheRon> damn
44:01 Quit: zaim ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
44:06 <Tolradi> everyone has aids
44:09 <Tolradi> aids aids aids
44:11 <Ana_Ng> -40 is common in fairbanks in winter
44:17 <beehhh> i dont like saying it in F
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44:31 <Ana_Ng> -40 is both
44:48 <Ana_Ng> i speak in C when i'm here
44:48 <xm> a compelling reason for Alaska to secede is so they can have a national flag with the Arctic Fox as its emblem
44:54 <BaD_BoY_69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubfXreMKug0
44:55 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Game - Where I'm From ft Nate Dogg (May 23, 2008) 3:20 - Category: Music - 106,759 views - 330 likes (98.5%), 5 dislikes (1.5%)
45:00 <Lumeah> eeeeek
45:00 <Picard> lol
45:00 <TheRon> the 'it wasn't me i swear" defence didn't work?
45:00 <Picard> that happened to a mate, after 18 years
45:00 <TheRon> yeah just wrong
45:00 <Picard> he thought it was a prank from his work mates
45:06 <BaD_BoY_69> check dis shit
45:12 <TheRon> freedom isnt free
45:25 <Ana_Ng> i don't want an arctic fox on our flag
45:27 <beehhh> http://www.yaf.org/uploadedImages/Blogs/UAF%20cold.jpg
45:31 <TheRon> no theres a hefty fucking fee
45:34 <Ana_Ng> that represents about 1/4 of the state
45:35 <beehhh> thats a grazeli bear
45:44 <Ana_Ng> where nobody lives
45:54 <Ana_Ng> the ursa major flag is perfect
46:00 <Picard> six months later the dna revealed he had a daughter
46:02 <Ana_Ng> with the north star
46:03 <beehhh> Ana_Ng do you have beers
46:03 <TheRon> uptown girl
46:08 <beehhh> beer is good for winter
46:09 <Ana_Ng> i just had 2 beers
46:24 <TheRon> she been living i n her uptown world
46:29 <Ana_Ng> purchased by my friend who i bailed out of jail today
46:36 <beehhh> so the greenland is another part all together
46:38 <xm> the Ursa flag reminds me of graphics from an 80s DOS game
46:42 <majestic_angel> TheRon ewww, do not sing that song in my presense
46:44 <majestic_angel> ever!!!
46:48 <beehhh> you must be in a pleasent dream Ana_Ng
47:00 <TheRon> at least you can take your daughter out for a beer
47:00 <Picard> lol
47:00 <TheRon> nikky` thats the power of love
47:00 <Nikky`> It is TheRon.. it is
47:10 <Ana_Ng> greenland is getting into resource development, but they are mostly native fishermen
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47:29 <beehhh> i love fish, infact im a fish
47:37 * majestic_angel slaps TheRon around a bit with a large trout
47:39 <Ana_Ng> i am allergic to fish
47:48 <Ana_Ng> so i will not be eating you tonight
47:52 <TheRon> uptoen girk you know i can't afford to buy her pearls
47:53 <Mew> that sucks
48:00 <Picard> Nikky` hello darling
48:00 <Nikky`> Hey Picard :o)
48:00 <TheRon> walking around on broken leg, i can't get you out of head
48:04 <Mew> theres nothing better than fresh smoked snapper
48:07 <Mew> hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
48:08 <beehhh> i'd like to train in the snow
48:17 <Ana_Ng> pretty sure creme brulee is better
48:20 <TheRon> im pissed
48:22 <xm> fish is OK but lobster/crayfish with bechamel sauce is better
48:31 <majestic_angel> Mew :D
48:32 <Mew> oh god yeah crayfish
48:35 <majestic_angel> i remember you too!!
48:35 <Ana_Ng> anything with bechamel sauce winz
48:40 <Mew> i forgot about the godly crayfish
48:41 <majestic_angel> i am spinning out today
48:46 <Mew> i have no idea who you are majestic_angel
48:54 <majestic_angel> its ok, nobody does
48:54 <xm> my future brother-in-law's family goes crayfishing all the time
48:56 <BaD_BoY_69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubfXreMKug0
48:57 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Game - Where I'm From ft Nate Dogg (May 23, 2008) 3:20 - Category: Music - 106,759 views - 330 likes (98.5%), 5 dislikes (1.5%)
48:59 <BaD_BoY_69> check dis shit
49:00 <Picard> http://wwos.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=8835573    lol
49:00 <Picard> $8 an hour is minimun wage in the usa
49:00 <TheRon> worth watching melb v sydney tonight?
49:00 <Picard> nuh
49:00 <Picard> be a slaughter
49:03 <xm> i should really exploit this
49:03 <majestic_angel> what matters is i remember you :D
49:04 <Mew> enlighten us then
49:04 <Ana_Ng> our copper river red salmon should be arriving there in a few weeks
49:06 Quit: TheRon ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
49:09 <beehhh> http://www.alaskafishon.com/wp-content/gallery/halibut/alaska-halibut-3.jpg
49:11 <Mew> use describing words
49:26 <Mew> what kind of cool stuff did you do when you were on here back in the day?
49:30 <beehhh> they looks like dinosaour
49:46 <majestic_angel> ummm, chat and talk shit
49:47 <majestic_angel> hehehe
49:51 <xm> majestic_angel, see, this is the problem. you're just too nice. if you want to be eternally remembered as a female, you need to go insane and troll like TheBron
49:55 <majestic_angel> got myself in a world of trouble
50:00 <majestic_angel> :)
50:00 <TheRon> see buddy go off
50:00 <Picard> lol
50:18 <majestic_angel> xm or that other one - Kodak
50:22 <beehhh> http://www.wickedgoodtraveltips.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/alaska-wildlife.jpg
50:23 <Mew> what was the world of trub?
50:25 <xm> she'l still be remembered in 10 years time
50:26 <majestic_angel> he used to hack me constantly
50:31 <xm> hack?
50:34 <majestic_angel> and gave my number out to like everyone
50:45 <majestic_angel> he even rang my house like all night long
50:52 <majestic_angel> on my 22nd birthday
50:54 <xm> was this a one off or did he ring regularly
50:56 <majestic_angel> never forget that
51:00 <TheRon> west coast is running away with irt
51:00 <TheRon> i tipped carlton
51:02 <Mew> oh my god is it Element boasting about himself
51:02 <xm> did he have the manners to say happy birthday
51:05 <beehhh> Ana_Ng if I go to englang i'll try for alaska first before canada
51:09 <majestic_angel> a one off, because my dad changed our number
51:12 <Ana_Ng> ok
51:13 <xm> ah
51:17 <Ana_Ng> you can sleep on my couch
51:25 <beehhh> i'd do my mphil at greenwich then phd at fairbanks
51:31 <beehhh> thanks again
51:38 <majestic_angel> put me off irc!
51:47 <majestic_angel> until now :)
51:47 <Mew> what a badass
52:00 <Picard> yeah carlton are no fucking good
52:00 <TheRon> neither were west coast
52:05 <majestic_angel> mean, horrible, no life person
52:20 <majestic_angel> but when you say shit it comes back i guess :)
52:21 <majestic_angel> he showed me
52:22 <majestic_angel> hahaha
52:34 <beehhh> i always dreamt of lviing in california now to alaska
52:49 <Mew> so how many years ago did this happen majestic_angel?
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53:00 <Picard> noper
53:00 <Picard> who do u follow?
53:00 <TheRon> cats
53:00 <Nikky`> WooHoo Cats
53:01 <majestic_angel> umm, 6 years ago
53:18 <majestic_angel> and my birthday is next week. So almost 6 years to the day
53:26 <beehhh> http://www2.gre.ac.uk/study/courses/pg/res/bus
53:42 <beehhh> The programme is accredited by the European Doctoral Programmes Association in Management and Business Administration, a prestigious body that aims to help members increase the quality of their PhD programmes
53:45 <Mew> wow thats a pretty big effort
53:53 <beehhh> good choice Ana_Ng?
53:56 <majestic_angel> no wait almost 7 years
54:00 <TheRon> sunday arvo 
54:00 <TheRon> got a viewing nikky`
54:00 <Picard> ok
54:00 <Nikky`> I might view
54:00 <TheRon> 1vs 2'
54:04 <majestic_angel> crazy old i am now
54:06 <majestic_angel> lol
54:12 <Mew> did you always have the nickname "majestic_angel"
54:14 <Ana_Ng> i don't know
54:25 <Tolradi> Mew
54:30 <Tolradi> have you seen Lumeah's eyebrows?
54:38 <Mew> actually wait
54:41 <Tolradi> they are fucking huge
54:41 <majestic_angel> i think i came back once or twice as lola, sparkle_berry and blueberry
54:43 <beehhh> they would accept an mphil student from uk for a phd
54:47 <Mew> 7 years ago i wouldve been 15
54:51 <majestic_angel> but when i got myself in shit i had this nick
54:58 <Mew> and too busy doing men and drugs to remember irc names
55:02 <majestic_angel> lol
55:05 <beehhh> i was 31
55:07 <xm> there was L***y too
55:14 <majestic_angel> yeah and Lacey
55:19 <Tolradi> Mew didn't you meet pands back then
55:27 <majestic_angel> not lola sorry
55:28 <beehhh> Ana_Ng do you have a bbq pit
55:29 <majestic_angel> lacey i meant
55:32 <Mew> i sure did
55:38 <majestic_angel> now i just remembered lola
55:39 <Mew> regrettably
55:41 <majestic_angel> i liked her
55:50 <Tolradi> is panda creepy in real life?
55:51 <beehhh> i'd grill all the fish, moose, anything that walks
55:55 <majestic_angel> why is meeting panda bad?
55:55 <Tolradi> like, does he look like a sleaze?
56:06 <xm> he just looks violent
56:11 <Mew> he looks like a big pastey white greaseball
56:14 <xm> like he's holding back heaps of anger
56:34 <Mew> and yeah he lashed out and went mental on multiple occasions during the times at his house
56:36 <beehhh> i barely use my emo anymore
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57:00 <PietSAbabe> Id kill to own a car like speed racers
57:00 <PietSAbabe> Yes
57:00 <PietSAbabe> KILL
57:00 <TheRon> WTF'
57:00 <couleurs> me 2
57:26 <beehhh> Ana_Ng where does sarah palin residice
57:38 <Ana_Ng> arizona i think
57:40 <couleurs> bipolar schizophrenic depressive irc disorder am i rite
57:52 <Mew> i got these gifts for you theyre up in my bum
57:53 <beehhh> i thought she lives at alaska
58:03 <Mew> major irc disorder couleo
58:12 <Ana_Ng> she has a home in wasilla, alaska, where she was mayor
58:14 <xm> advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage
58:21 <beehhh> Ana_Ng i could tell anchorage most like canada but still belongs to usa
58:25 <couleurs> HOLY CRAP LUMEAH LOOKS LIKE A 45 YEAR OLD LORDE
58:34 <Mew> LMFAO
58:36 <Tolradi> lol
58:38 <Tolradi> with fugly eyebrows
58:46 <couleurs> opps wrong channel
58:48 <Tolradi> she has john howards eyebrows
58:56 <xm> link?
58:57 <Serenity> rofl
59:02 <xm> im missing a link here
59:04 <Serenity> nice to see interpid passed that on
59:05 <xm> missing link>
59:06 <xm> ?
59:07 <beehhh> barack obama was raised in indonasia by his muslim father
59:09 <Mew> just go to pieters fb xm
59:12 <xm> oh right
59:13 <Mew> shes commented on his stuff there
59:19 <Tolradi> back later, time to get grub
59:21 <Ana_Ng> yeah people are generally nice here, and even though it's a big state, it's sort of a small town
59:30 <Serenity> her name might be elizabeth
59:32 <beehhh> now hes in KL
59:33 <Serenity> or something
59:35 * Serenity whistles
59:43 <Ana_Ng> but anchorage also has things like last night, where 3 people got shot at a hip-hop show
59:45 <xm> she looks like the sort of person's photo id see on the sleeve of a self-help book
59:56 <Serenity> she looks like a hairy hippy
00:00 <xm> yeah, my impression
00:00 <Picard> yourself??
00:02 <xm> new agey
00:03 <beehhh> good
00:03 <Serenity> i bet her pit hairs are long
00:11 <beehhh> anyone died Ana_Ng
00:15 <Ana_Ng> no
00:19 <beehhh> good
00:25 <xm> maybe she wants to cure pieter
00:29 <xm> with crystals from atlantis
00:34 <xm> and dolphin impersonations
00:40 <xm> a good cause
00:46 <couleurs> good for them
00:57 <beehhh> i dont go out at night irc is here for a reason
01:00 <TheRon> if only PietSAbabe would
01:07 <Mew> himalayan salt crystals
01:11 <Mew> toot toot
01:19 <xm> id love to see pieter on colloidal silver
01:20 <beehhh> are they pink in color
01:28 <xm> and then the a montage of his photos over the months
01:33 <xm> then do*
01:33 <Mew> oh remember the thing where people turned grey??
01:36 <beehhh> if not your getting the fake one
01:37 <Mew> that was fucking weird
01:37 <xm> yes
01:57 <Mew> hes already pretty close to grey
02:08 <xm> involuntary goth
02:14 <beehhh> i wanna cook some organic beef mince as minestrone
02:17 <Mew> gaunt junkie chic
02:34 <xm> he probably goes to the morgue and calls them all posers
02:35 <beehhh> i use oraganic turmeric
02:51 <beehhh> Ana_Ng do you like indian meals cook by an aussie chef
02:52 <Mew> i am the sexiest body in here!! hehehehe
02:53 <Mew> luv me
02:54 <Mew> xox
03:00 <PietSAbabe> Dont bitch up TheRon
03:00 <PietSAbabe> DONT BITCH UP!!!
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03:37 <Ana_Ng> i like any meal that is cooked for me, not by me
03:41 <xm> he can practise his foot surgery there too
03:51 <beehhh> you sound very american
04:17 <Ana_Ng> naw, just single
04:17 <beehhh> my mate got a american wife
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04:39 <Ana_Ng> i love to cook for other people, but cooking for one's self gets old
05:00 <Ana_Ng> i can make the same mess for 6 as for 1
05:00 <TheRon> i can't live with or without you
05:10 <Mew> it feels like monday today
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06:48 <beehhh> not much different from canada by site seeing
06:52 <couleurs> <TheRon> oh it's just another Manic Monday.mp3
07:00 <Lumeah> lol
07:00 <Picard> woman basher cunt
07:23 <xm> HAHAHA! so she does subscribe to new age / self-help sort of beliefs
08:00 <couleurs> white witch
08:09 <xm> she will cast a spell of tolerance on us
08:23 <Mew> it actually makes me cringe when i see people link crap like that on facebook
08:40 <xm> im seeing angels floating around my head now. no wait. just the effect on my webcam software
08:54 <beehhh> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t31.0-8/10258892_10152139672017620_4073615689418704936_o.jpg
09:00 <BoneCold> PandasDontDrive had some logs exposed of him saying he is going to rape a baby
09:06 <xm> they're mostly females (mothers)
09:07 <Mew> where would you place the situation on the scale of FEAR and LOVE?
09:08 <crash> todays weather very strange
09:17 <Mew> but im a female mother
09:19 <crash> suns up, still cold
09:21 <Mew> and i wont ever buy into that shit
09:26 <beehhh> his wife is white californian boy is 4 lives in roseville
09:56 <Ana_Ng> oh gawd roseville
10:03 <Ana_Ng> hot as fuck there
10:03 <beehhh> so you know too
10:08 <Mew> i think a lot of it is older people who have only just started using the internet/facebook in recent years
10:09 <beehhh> well not for them
10:13 <xm> yeah i know
10:17 <xm> plenty of them from school
10:23 <Mew> and every picture with a quote excites them to no end
10:36 <xm> some of them are still discovering cheezeburger cat
10:46 <beehhh> Ana_Ng can you make cinnamon bun do they have bareky there
10:49 <xm> im waiting for them to accelerate and get to doge
10:54 <Mew> how embarrassment
10:58 <Mew> lern2inanet
11:04 <Ana_Ng> what is bareky
11:11 <crash> beehhh do you want to help me blow up the moon
11:16 <beehhh> A bakery
11:24 <Ana_Ng> we have some bakeries
11:27 <majestic_angel> ive never heard of cheezeburger cat
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11:29 <BaD_BoY_69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubfXreMKug0
11:30 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Game - Where I'm From ft Nate Dogg (May 23, 2008) 3:20 - Category: Music - 106,759 views - 330 likes (98.5%), 5 dislikes (1.5%)
11:32 <BaD_BoY_69> check dis shit
11:47 <Ana_Ng> i can make you a bacon waffle that will make you propose to me
11:51 <beehhh> do they make finnish cheese bread in there
11:59 <Mew> remember bunchies?
12:02 <Mew> bunchies was cool
12:02 <Ana_Ng> no, you have to go to michigan for that
12:38 <beehhh> atleast you've got a pub there which is a good news
13:38 <DrGore> bacon waffle
13:42 <Ana_Ng> alaskans are serious drinkers
13:52 <beehhh> How come population are so limited is that the weather or shooting people?
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14:09 <Ana_Ng> the weather and it's expensive
14:29 <beehhh> i got it people are lazy to come out of home
14:29 Nick: BoneCold is now known as woman44gentlema
14:37 <Ana_Ng> it's also isolated
14:53 <Ana_Ng> the next largest city from anchorage is 4500km away
15:04 <Mew> http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Negro_b50667_542954.gif
15:05 Nick: woman44gentlema is now known as BoneCold
15:10 <beehhh> i figure back of yokun province yokun river runs through it
15:53 <Ana_Ng> yukon runs through british columbia, yukon territory and alaska
16:41 <DrGore> whats in bacon waffle, apart from the obvious
16:51 <BaD_BoY_69> check dis shit
16:53 <BaD_BoY_69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubfXreMKug0
16:54 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Game - Where I'm From ft Nate Dogg (May 23, 2008) 3:20 - Category: Music - 106,759 views - 330 likes (98.5%), 5 dislikes (1.5%)
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17:00 <Excessive> IamMale
17:00 <Excessive> oh
17:00 <Lumeah> lol
17:00 <Lumeah> and a geek by the looks of it
17:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcolgu8uVug&feature=youtu.be
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Excessive - IOLDK Unofficial CD (Apr 26, 2014) 01:16:42 - Category: Entertainment - 4 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
17:14 <beehhh> airfair not too high to fly hawaii or los angeles
17:15 <couleurs> waffles with bacon
17:20 * DrGore shoots BaD_BoY_69 in the head
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17:49 <beehhh> alaska got its own fuel and minerals
18:02 <DrGore> alternate cap nick that says "check dis shit"
18:13 <DrGore> instant death
18:32 <Ana_Ng> i make a belgian waffle, which is yeasted batter that rises overnight, then cooked bacon goes into the batter in the waffle griddle
18:33 <beehhh> there was a rigging diaster near to alaska years back
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19:11 <Ana_Ng> so the bacon is baked into the waffle, making it delicious and savory, then topped with maple syrup
19:15 <beehhh> im doing hospitality and hotel management in honors
19:19 <DrGore> sounds tastey
19:30 <Kynetic> goddamn Ana_Ng
19:34 <Mew> have you ever had a red pancake Ana_Ng ?
19:37 <Ana_Ng> also is good with strawberries and whipped cream
19:42 <Kynetic> i want to make that now
19:46 <couleurs> me 2
19:46 <Ana_Ng> do it
19:49 <DrGore> i've never done the bacon and maple syrup thing
19:50 <beehhh> Curtin university, bachelor of commerce tourism, events & marketing major
19:59 <Ana_Ng> i haven't had one -is that a red velvet pancake?
20:00 <PietSAbabe> Im gonna go call bupa and ask for em to help me find a healthier me
20:00 <PietSAbabe> Ill give em a challenge
20:04 <Bastardly_One> random but ... what has lunar exploration to do with car racing?
20:10 <Mew> sort of, it looks like this http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll3yuwa9tK1qc5fpko1_500.jpg
20:14 <couleurs> waffles alone are nice enough...
20:51 <Bastardly_One> I just opened up a thing on GT6 where I can race along the moon on the Apollo 15 route
20:56 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
20:57 <couleurs> i uh... i'm not hungry anymore
21:00 <PietSAbabe> If they can find one then ill replace him with me
21:00 <PietSAbabe> Cos theres a healthier me
21:00 <PietSAbabe> Says bupa
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21:26 <Bastardly_One> I just had a potato pie
21:35 <Bastardly_One> might have bubble and squeak later
21:35 <Kynetic> with sauce?
21:41 <Bastardly_One> if not for potatoes I'd die
21:42 <Bastardly_One> yep
21:45 <Bastardly_One> with sauce
21:46 <beehhh> http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02360/MAPLESYRUP_2360379b.jpg
21:51 <Bastardly_One> the 4 n twenty ones
21:53 <beehhh> musics sound better will you
21:56 <Bastardly_One> damn yummo they are
22:10 <Kynetic> i love me a good pepper steak pie
22:16 <Kynetic> doesnt need sauce.
22:17 <Doodle> *pooper
22:29 <crash> Kynetic same
22:32 <Bastardly_One> sargents do nice ones of those
22:34 <beehhh> i like lamb n mint pie
23:00 <Excessive> uuuuuuuuuuuuunskinny bop
23:02 <Mew> do all states have cafe de vilis?
23:17 <Mew> or are you guys all missing out on the pie game
23:22 <Bastardly_One> and if you can handle what seems like toxicity over does ... try Sargents beef n onion ones
23:33 <beehhh> i was a baker at laurent bakery melbourne at their main factory in springvale
23:39 <Bastardly_One> I've no idea why that name is familar Mew
23:52 <beehhh> back in 2002
23:55 <Bastardly_One> I know you've discussed it with simba but seems familiar for some other reason
24:10 <Bastardly_One> I could get a bakers job tomorrow
24:22 <Bastardly_One> a shop is always asking me if I want a job
24:31 <Bastardly_One> but my lungs are fucked as they are
24:31 <beehhh> second chance might not come along
24:51 <beehhh> you need cold climate too b1
25:02 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't be able to do it ... bakers cough on top of what I've got would be ugly
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25:54 <beehhh> isolated sound promising
26:15 Quit: ITaL^GuY ([email protected]) Quit:
26:27 <Doodle> [19:15] <beehhh> you need cold climate too b1
26:29 <Doodle> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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26:44 <majestic_angel> its raining in perth
26:47 <Doodle> if my nipples are any indicator he is already in the coldest climate
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26:54 <beehhh> after many weeks majestic_angel
26:59 <BoneCold> Fuck off Doodle
27:00 <Lumeah> if thay want ya PietSAbabe lol..
27:00 <Nikky`> Hey crash
27:10 <Doodle> fuck off yourself BoneBlokes
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27:26 <majestic_angel> yeah beehhh
27:28 Nick: Amish_need_NBN_too is now known as ProfessorHaroldHorowitz
27:42 <beehhh> perth has a dryspell becoming a desert
27:50 <Mew> dont know if it went through before i timed out but http://www.vilis.com/vilis-cafe/now-serving-at-the-cafe/on-the-menu/
27:51 <Mew> homg.
28:00 <crash> hey Nikky`, how are you ?
28:00 <Nikky`> I'm excellent, you?
28:00 <crash> yeah not to shabby
28:00 <Nikky`> cool cool
28:04 <beehhh> darwin is green but
28:05 <Doodle> we have vilis here Mew
28:08 <emma> its raining in perth now
28:11 <Doodle> just the pies tho
28:13 <Doodle> i think
28:16 <emma> well.. was
28:25 <beehhh> it will rain here in miri too soon
28:48 <crash> emma where is perth ?
28:49 * majestic_angel slaps emma around a bit with a large trout
29:00 <crash> bit bored though ;)
29:00 <Nikky`> How can you be bored
29:00 <crash> i should be drunk its saturday night
29:00 <Nikky`> you should be
29:00 <Nikky`> but blew ya budget on Fri eh
29:22 <couleurs> villi manilli
29:23 <thestig> western australia
29:31 <thestig> we support the rest of the country
29:52 <crash> pfft, more like a holiday community over there
30:00 <crash> haha pretty close to the truth
30:00 <crash> no thanks Lumeah - donate it to Nikky` :P
30:20 <xm> there are actually no centrelink offices in WA
30:27 <emma> hahahhahhaa
30:29 <xm> they're all in NT, SA, NSW, VIC, QLD
30:35 <thestig> xm so true
30:36 <xm> TAS, ACT
30:51 <xm> well, i lie. there is one. but it's the HQ to process all your claims
30:51 <DrGore> what
31:00 <Nikky`> I know crash.. I know all *taps nose*
31:00 <Nikky`> Nah I don't need a drink
31:00 <crash> gym it today ?
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31:06 <DrGore> there is no head quarters
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31:10 <Bastardly_One> Doodle
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31:14 <xm> there is no spoon
31:19 <crash> they need to work on their travel logistics
31:20 <Doodle> Bastardly_One
31:20 <Mew> oh cool Doodle
31:21 <Pieter> Everybody say Piiiiiieeter
31:24 <Mew> do you like them?
31:29 <Bastardly_One> I think there's an exact Cafe De Villes though
31:30 <ooomp> I beg to differ xm
31:34 <DrGore> claims are processed by a virtual que nation wide
31:36 <Doodle> iunno Mew never had one
31:41 <Mew> xm theres no centrelink office over here either its all done over the phone
31:41 <Bastardly_One> Villies are different aren't they?
31:41 <ooomp> I have a spoon, right here.
31:53 <xm> ooomp, i went to pieter's drawers for spoons. they're all black and full of gunk. i wouldnt call them spoons
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's on the corner of Lydiard and Sturt
32:00 <Nikky`> Yes, yes I did
32:00 <BoneCold> PandasDontDrive had some logs exposed of him saying he is going to rape a baby
32:06 <Bastardly_One> just towards the Craig
32:13 <Bastardly_One> I could be making that up
32:15 <Bastardly_One> not sure
32:19 <majestic_angel> rebecca judd looks horrible on the red carpet
32:24 <majestic_angel> why they always say she is beautiful
32:28 <Bastardly_One> and Greens in the mall are the ones that offer me a job all the time
32:37 <DrGore> <xm> well, i lie. there is one. but it's the HQ to process all your claims
32:43 <ooomp> Thankfully my spoon is nice and shiny xm
32:43 <Doodle> no idea Bastardly_One i dont eat pies
32:44 <DrGore> really
33:09 <BaD_BoY_69> check dis shit
33:09 <BaD_BoY_69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubfXreMKug0
33:10 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Game - Where I'm From ft Nate Dogg (May 23, 2008) 3:20 - Category: Music - 106,759 views - 330 likes (98.5%), 5 dislikes (1.5%)
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33:34 <couleurs> hi Pieter we all laughed at your gf while you weren't here
33:39 <xm> DrGore -- there's also a device in WA that intercepts all data packets from the Austnet servers, collating evidence on welfare recipients -- waiting for enough material to make a move
33:43 <beehhh> Ana_Ng
33:47 <Mew> i used to have a t shirt that said "i ate all the biscuits"
33:55 <DrGore> you're an indiot
34:00 <Nikky`> baby octopus
34:06 <xm> it's true
34:14 <Bastardly_One> lol awesome spelling mistake
34:14 <xm> what sort of person would take this seriously?
34:19 <Bastardly_One> I love it when people do that
34:21 <Bastardly_One> you idniot!
34:29 <xm> certainly not an indiot
34:31 <xm> i take that back
34:41 <xm> indiot giver
34:50 <Mew> you're such an inuit xm
34:54 <DrGore> typo aside.
35:00 <Excessive> they're pretteh lush
35:00 <Picard> BoneCold he is a sick man
35:00 <Picard> i need icecream
35:01 <DrGore> <xm> DrGore -- there's also a device in WA that intercepts all data packets from the Austnet servers, collating evidence on welfare recipients -- waiting for enough material to make a move
35:14 <Bastardly_One> oh, people aren't falling for the Nickelback thing damn it!
35:20 <xm> haha Bastardly_One
35:27 <xm> one person told me i was morbid
35:31 <xm> paste?
35:39 <Mew> did you kick them in the cunt?
35:55 <Bastardly_One> I've 3 laughing type responses
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that's it
36:13 <Bastardly_One> all with words of the affect of "what a wonderful dream"
36:19 <DrGore> do you actually believe that
36:23 <Ana_Ng> beehhh
36:24 <xm> i had to make sure a lot of my friends didnt see the status
36:33 <xm> such as all the Christians, especially the American Christians
36:40 <xm> who generally arent good at picking up on irony
36:51 <xm> and get offended at everything
37:06 <beehhh> i'd climb up the ladder then
37:39 <Serenity> Bastardly_One
37:45 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
37:49 <Serenity> seeming loof hasnt been here long enough today to answer me you might know
37:55 <Serenity> that injection he gets that depo thing
38:07 <Serenity> do they advise not to drink alcohol when you are having to have that?
38:12 <xm> haldol
38:18 <Bastardly_One> I'd suggest so
38:19 <xm> you're not supposed to drink if you're on it
38:25 <Serenity> thats what i thought thanks
38:29 <xm> actually not recommended with any antipsychotic
38:40 <Serenity> well thats what i assumed
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38:49 <Serenity> i know someone whos on it and shes drinking like every single day
38:53 <xm> it makes the effect of alocohol so much worse
38:54 <Serenity> maybe other drugs too
39:03 <Bastardly_One> oh great
39:07 <Pyro-> junkie
39:13 <xm> ah yeah so she's tagged on the system
39:13 <Bastardly_One> so another Loof/Chris in the making
39:16 <xm> cant get away without shots
39:18 <Pyro-> not happy unless off tits
39:18 <Serenity> shes just a fucken pathetic excuse for a person tbh
39:22 <xm> but no one can stop them from drinking
39:28 <Serenity> but like
39:36 <Serenity> she had about 2-3 drinks and is a complete write off
39:39 <Bastardly_One> why do those really bad off do that to themselves?
39:41 <Serenity> so would the injection do that?
39:46 <Bastardly_One> yep
39:52 <Serenity> has*
39:55 <Bastardly_One> and I'd be thinking some help
39:57 <xm> they have a different half life
40:04 <Mew> youve got two perfect examples
40:12 <Bastardly_One> ok, here's an example
40:14 <Mew> loof gets the injection and doesnt drink, stays relatively sane most of the time
40:20 <Serenity> shes not a friend of mine, shes been being helped out by my mother in law
40:26 <Mew> chris gets the injection and drinks all the time, hes completely bonkers
40:37 <Serenity> good point
40:41 <Bastardly_One> someone we know doesn't do anything and is on shots and pretty normal
40:45 <Serenity> this chicks had her kids taken away from her
40:50 <Bastardly_One> Loof smokes and is a mental case
40:52 <Serenity> like 2 and 4 year old plus a new born
40:56 <Bastardly_One> Chris drinks and is a mental case
41:00 <FOBZTA> anyone subscirbe to nrl live 
41:05 <Bastardly_One> I smoke and I'm half mental
41:05 <xm> chris is going to get stopped by cops one day and told to walk into a straight line -- but then he'd break out into the junkie dance
41:14 <Serenity> this chick wont listen about the not drinking
41:33 <Bastardly_One> what I'm getting at is you need to do anything in moderation with issues
41:50 <Mew> maybe shes just a lost cause
41:50 <xm> some people dont seem to be able to handle even one drink
41:53 <Bastardly_One> and those with major issues seem to be the worse self abusers
41:53 <Doodle> xm chris would fail any sobriety test unless it involved kicking a door frame
41:56 <Serenity> i think she is mew
42:06 <Serenity> shes been in a hospital so many people have tried to help her
42:18 <Serenity> all she does is sit around and sleep and complain she cant do anything cause shes depressed
42:21 <Serenity> stupid slag
42:25 <xm> needs a radical change to the life style
42:28 <xm> i.e. thrown into the desert
42:31 <Bastardly_One> sounds like someone we know
42:39 <Bastardly_One> Loof and her sound a perfect couple
42:42 <Bastardly_One> sorry to say
43:16 <Bastardly_One> that's why, as much as I can't stand my course anymore, still haven't payed the fees so could drop out, I still go
43:32 <Bastardly_One> it's better than sitting around doing nothing and complaining how crap life is
43:35 <Mew> loof doesnt do that
43:47 <Mew> plus if shes drinking every day thats gonna make her depression and whole situation heaps worse
43:48 <Bastardly_One> Loof does do that
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43:59 <Bastardly_One> you just haven't been around recent times
44:05 <Serenity> yeah well thats what i thought
44:16 * [[[[[[pong]]]]]] is here....
44:16 <Serenity> but my mother in law has kicked her out now
44:21 <Mew> well neither of us actually know loof irl so we can just agree to disagree
44:24 <Serenity> she wont help herself and she just uses people
44:25 <couleurs> [[[[[[pong]]]]]] mixes poos n wees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
44:25 <xm> so how old is this woman, Serenity ?
44:30 <Serenity> 26
44:45 <Bastardly_One> that's worse Serenity
44:49 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
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45:00 <Picard> no
45:05 <xm> is she a cutter?
45:15 <couleurs> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ couleurs ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
45:17 <Serenity> i honestly dont know
45:20 <Mew> hopefully getting kicked out will be like a plunge pool and she might wake up to herself and realise shes gotta find a different path in life
45:20 <Serenity> shes tried to kill herself tho
45:25 <Bastardly_One> and the next thing that came to mind is
45:31 <Bastardly_One> is she big or small?
45:39 <Serenity> shes not fat
45:42 <crash> evening Nikky`
45:47 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
45:48 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
45:55 <Bastardly_One> pong behave
45:59 Part: majestic_angel ([email protected]) from #melbourne
46:00 <beehhh> http://perth.chineseconsulate.org/eng/notc/W020140129534528433173.jpg
46:02 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> yyyyyeaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
46:08 <Nikky`> Hey crash :o)
46:13 Join: majestic_angel ([email protected]) to #melbourne
46:14 <Bastardly_One> hey Nikky` :)
46:34 <Bastardly_One> only Nikky will understand my pain
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46:44 <Bastardly_One> mail mergers are the work of the devil!
46:44 <BaD_BoY_69> hey nikky baby been waiting 3 days 4 u :(
46:46 <Mew> holy fuck hey ooomp
46:50 <Nikky`> Hey Bastardly_One :o)
46:57 <beehhh> so many asian in australia
47:00 <Fez> Maybe
47:01 <ooomp> Mewwwww :)
47:03 <Nikky`> I don't do mail mergers
47:09 <Serenity> 5 weeks shes stayed with my mil, didnt clean anything not even once never ate all the food
47:13 <Serenity> didnt even change her own sheets
47:15 <Nikky`> oh well BaD_BoY_69.. you can wait longer
47:23 <ooomp> I miss your introductions of old :(
47:27 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> where is netz
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47:39 <xm> put her in the bushes where'd she have to fend for herself. gather nuts and berries and get so distracted she forgets about all her 'problems'
47:56 <xm> then maybe after a year bring her back to the city
48:00 <FOBZTA> yours working?
48:02 <couleurs> put her in a bin
48:02 <Serenity> they took her camping easter weekend... she didnt even leave the tent lol
48:12 <xm> oscar the grouch styles?
48:16 <xm> LOL
48:16 <Serenity> mhm
48:22 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> .kdsjrhgleriuhrel
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48:41 <xm> was there a silhouette of her at night drinking wine from the bottle?
48:51 <Mew> that reminds me of this song lol
48:55 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5TxIynodew
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48:56 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Plan B - The Recluse [OFFICIAL VIDEO] (Sep 14, 2010) 4:23 - Category: Music - 2,472,509 views - 7,065 likes (98.4%), 115 dislikes (1.6%)
49:00 <Fez> I dont have it
49:02 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> who want meet pong
49:27 <couleurs> [[[[[[pong]]]]]]
49:49 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> we all meet up
49:57 Quit: DrGore ([email protected]) Quit: Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
50:00 <Fez> But mates do and it hardly ever works
50:00 <FOBZTA> k
50:33 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> ppl in here hav missed pong
51:08 <beehhh> i dont want to be another rfugee again
51:27 <doctor> pong is meet
51:44 <xm> <Serenity> 5 weeks shes stayed with my mil, didnt clean anything not even once never ate all the food
51:44 <xm> <Serenity> didnt even change her own sheets
51:51 <xm> are you talking about a cat or human here
51:59 <Serenity> lol! human
52:48 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> is she hottt
52:56 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> u set her up with pong
53:25 <couleurs> horny pong!!!!!!!!!!!
53:42 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
54:15 <ooomp> Pong?
54:33 <Bastardly_One> oh you didn't live the pong days
54:34 Join: CLiNt- ([email protected]) to #melbourne
54:38 <Bastardly_One> be thankful
54:40 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> yeassssssssssss [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
54:48 Quit: beehhh ([email protected]) Quit: I DONT WANT YOUR FUTURE
54:50 <Bastardly_One> I should of lost my mind enough by now to forget them
54:54 <Serenity> what does pong mixx
55:05 <ooomp> Sounds horrible
55:20 Quit: Ana_Ng ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
55:28 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> ppl in here hav missed pong n like pongggg
55:30 <Bastardly_One> pong ... Serenity wants you to mix
55:50 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> where is netz
55:59 <Serenity> i dont think its the real pong
55:59 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> where is charisma
56:02 <Serenity> he doesnt know what to mix
56:05 <Bastardly_One> I beat him in Monopoly
56:12 <Bastardly_One> and he killed himself
56:44 * [[[[[[pong]]]]]] mixes poo & wee together.............
57:04 <Mew> here you go [[[[[[pong]]]]]]
57:07 <Mew> https://twitter.com/wellsmikey/status/270366117707534339
57:44 <Mew> oh wait thats some other dude
57:45 <Mew> https://twitter.com/netz_melb
58:14 Part: CLiNt- ([email protected]) from #melbourne
58:48 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> pooooooooesssssssssssssssssss
58:52 Quit: [[[[[[pong]]]]]] ([email protected]) Quit:
58:54 <Bastardly_One> seems a bit strange to see an intelligent serious side to him
59:03 <Bastardly_One> I was just scanning his posts
59:13 <Serenity> netz was weird
59:15 <Serenity> and creepy
59:21 <xm> all i remember about Netz is that he boasted about having the largest #melbourne.log file
59:35 <Mew> what a champion
59:35 <Serenity> lol
59:46 <couleurs> lmao Netz is still a loser
59:53 <Serenity> ive got a melb log here i cant even open cause its that big
59:55 <Serenity> -.-
00:01 <Serenity> it crashes my notepad
00:03 <Bastardly_One> he always was a little worried about me as it turns out we went to uni together
00:34 <xm> Notepad++ handles large files better
00:37 <couleurs> he's like a more sober Pieter
00:38 <Bastardly_One> Oh, there was
00:42 <Bastardly_One> nibtz
00:46 <xm> Notepad is pretty bad for large files
00:50 <Bastardly_One> remember that fuckwit?
00:54 <Serenity> oh
00:59 <Serenity> i didnt even know there was a ++
01:02 <Bastardly_One> yeah download Notepad ++
01:08 <Bastardly_One> yeah, coders like it
01:09 <xm> it does tabbing too
01:16 <Serenity> i might look
01:17 <Bastardly_One> it's not an MS thing
01:18 <xm> better for searching for stuff in them too
01:22 <Bastardly_One> I have to do it myself
01:30 <Bastardly_One> thanks for the reminder xm
01:49 <Bastardly_One> much easier to code in for one thing
01:54 <Serenity> be interesting to see whts in this log
02:01 <xm> yeah i know a few people that use Notepad++ for coding
02:14 <crash> i do occasionally
02:15 <xm> sublime also looks good
02:20 <Bastardly_One> http://notepad-plus-plus.org/
02:22 <Bastardly_One> there ya go
02:43 <crash> ive been primarily python for the last few months
02:53 <xm> Django?
02:59 <crash> so notepad++ isn't that great
03:00 <xm> or just scrypting
03:00 <PietSAbabe> Iiiive had the fuck of my life
03:05 <crash> whitespace block code
03:06 <xm> scripting*
03:16 <crash> xm both web dev and scripting
03:35 <Serenity> 107,945kb
03:40 <Bastardly_One> I'm just going through the motions on what I'm supposed to do
03:41 <xm> i prefer Ruby / RoR myself
03:53 <xm> although Python / Django isnt that much different
04:00 <PietSAbabe> And Inever came like this before
04:00 <PietSAbabe> I swear
04:00 <PietSAbabe> Its the truth
04:00 <PietSAbabe> Cos its all over youuu
04:05 <Bastardly_One> stupid courses ... I could achieve a lot more if not doing it the way they want me to do it IMO
04:17 Quit: barefoot19 ([email protected]) Quit:
04:21 Quit: BoneCold ([email protected]) Quit:
04:49 <Serenity> hey!
04:49 <couleurs> well i use Microsoft Frontpage 98 -_-
04:50 <crash> Ruby, i actually do want to start.
04:50 <Serenity> it opened it
04:52 <xm> MegaManga has been here for years but his log file would be smaller than mine -- even though ive only come recently. he has pieter, beehhh, beagle, panda etc etc all on /ignore probably
04:53 <crash> just time :P
05:00 <couleurs> Shut Up, Pieter
05:00 <PietSAbabe> No
05:00 <PietSAbabe> You shut up, couleurs
05:21 <couleurs> can you paste all the funny things i've said thank u
05:26 <couleurs> i'm making a joke book
05:29 <crash> ive been doing some entertaining coding lately
05:38 <Bastardly_One> there's someone in another channel with logs from 1997 until now
05:41 <xm> crash -- it's only the whacky syntax at the start and idioms that throw you off
05:44 <Bastardly_One> that disturbs me
05:58 <xm> but after that it's smooth sailing if you've got experience with other languages/frameworks
06:00 <PietSAbabe> How are ya ?
06:02 <Serenity> Session Start: Tue Oct 13 00:08:21 2009
06:02 <Serenity> Session Ident: #melbourne
06:02 <Serenity> > Successfully joined #melbourne on Tuesday at 12:08am
06:08 <crash> like i have a script pulling all xml files down for racing daily from the tattsbet site (greyhounds)
06:21 <crash> then i parse it through my system
06:31 <crash> just a ratings system
06:47 <xm> couleurs, sure. right after i finish writing "Best of Dad Jokes: Is this thing on?" -- By TheRon
06:54 <couleurs> lol
07:00 <PietSAbabe> I wonder how speed racer is in 3d
07:00 <PietSAbabe> I reckon it would make an awesome 3d movie
07:07 <Bastardly_One> lol
07:49 <Serenity> wow this thing is cool
07:51 <Serenity> thanks xm
07:55 <xm> no worries
08:00 <PietSAbabe> Hide your cocks
08:00 <PietSAbabe> Ooomp is here
08:00 <Fez> Go speed go
08:00 <couleurs> it would make for an awesome movie in 0d
08:00 <PietSAbabe> Hes the demon on wheels
08:00 <ooomp> No one ever wants to see your penis Pieter
08:00 <Doodle> ^^
08:00 <PietSAbabe> Tell that to the women whove seen it
08:00 <ooomp> Doodles :)
08:00 <PietSAbabe> :P
08:12 <Serenity> shows all my colour codes and stuff too lol
08:21 <xm> oh i didnt know it does that
08:38 <xm> you can experience the full simba experience
08:48 <Serenity> hah
09:00 <Doodle> theyre all in therapy
09:00 <ooomp> They weren't women either
09:00 <Doodle> hai ooomp :)
09:00 <Doodle> loool
09:00 <PietSAbabe> So that wasnt a 7"clit im rubbing?:(
09:00 <Nikky`> Where is my hai Doodle? rude cunt
09:00 <ooomp> It wasn't just rubbing you were doing
09:00 <Doodle> haiiiiiii Nikkypoos :P
09:20 <Mew> A Nose walks into a bar. Asks the bar tender for a beer. Bartender says sorry mate I'm not serving you!
09:23 <Serenity> like this
09:24 <Serenity> <Sarah> is that krystal
09:24 <Serenity> <@Longie> janelle didnt feel like it tonight :(
09:25 <Serenity> <+ShadowLurker> ahh i see dan
09:26 <Serenity> <%Mz_Blitzen> it is Sarah
09:30 <couleurs> cum
09:31 <Mew> The nose says why not! bartender says sorry mate you're off your face
10:00 <Doodle> also are yu offering rude cunt or calling me one
10:00 <Doodle> *you
10:00 <BoneCold> Nikky`!!!!
10:00 <BoneCold> haiiiiii
10:00 <BoneCold> :)
10:00 <Nikky`> Hi Doodledooooooooooooo
10:00 <Nikky`> well either or Doodle..whatever comes up first
10:00 <Doodle> re00wwww
11:00 <Nikky`> lol
11:04 <Mew> what do u call a guy with an axe in his head?
11:33 <Mew> an ambulance hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
11:41 <Serenity> <purrvert> i just wanna wrap a banana in gaffa tape put it in the microwave for a minute, squeeze out the contents and slip it on my cock
11:50 <xm> daddd you're embarrassing me in front of my friends
12:04 <xm> just shut up and drive us to disney land
12:26 <Mew> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/s403x403/10150640_1444159782489178_8223851702554774969_n.png
13:00 <Doodle> well that killed it
13:00 <Nikky`> yeah, thanks
13:00 <ooomp> It did
13:00 <ooomp> Doodle, its cold.
14:00 <Doodle> fuck oath
14:00 <Doodle> its 8 here atm
14:00 <Nikky`> Not under the covers its not
14:00 <ooomp> Have you got the fire going
14:00 <Doodle> :o
14:00 <Doodle> i dont have a fire
14:00 <Doodle> but i have my heater going
14:00 <ooomp> Well that's a pity
14:20 <Serenity> aw man i forgot sandraaa used to be here
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14:57 <couleurs> :)
15:00 <Doodle> fireplace = effort
15:00 <ooomp> Well I lie
15:10 <couleurs> what you done today Mew me watched tv
15:34 <Mew> me recovered from a ripper hangover
15:48 <Mew> i got home at 730am this morning
15:54 <Mew> fuck my life :(
16:00 <ooomp> Its one of those gas heater fake fireplace things
16:00 <Nikky`> lol
16:00 <ooomp> Still somewhat awesome
16:00 <Doodle> lol
16:00 <ooomp> Also still has a reasonable glow for sensual activity
16:00 <Doodle> re000www
16:00 <Doodle> see theres another reason i dont need a fire
16:04 <crash> lol
16:21 <crash> did you eat before drinking ?
16:37 <Mew> i had a few wedges at the pub and a bit of roast lamb at my friends house
17:00 <Doodle> no sensual activity going on roun dhere
17:00 <ooomp> Doodle, you may as well lock it up in a cage
17:00 <ooomp> I'll keep the key for you
17:00 <Nikky`> Well if you consider wanking in front of it,, then you can Doodle
17:00 <Doodle> looool
17:00 <ooomp> Lol
17:00 <Doodle> not the same Nikky`
17:00 <Nikky`> lol
17:14 <crash> sounds okish
17:20 <crash> maybe just shitty alcohol :P
17:20 <Mew> ive only had a ham n cheese sandwich today lol
17:35 <Mew> yeah lets go with that
17:46 <crash> fun night ?
18:00 <Nikky`> I try and help
18:00 <ooomp> Doodle would wank while watching porn just for the sound effect
18:00 <ooomp> In surround sound
18:00 <Nikky`> ooh god
18:00 <ooomp> Do they make porn with surround sound?
18:00 <Doodle> yes
18:00 <Doodle> i mean probably
18:00 <Doodle> iunno
18:00 <Doodle> ..
18:00 <ooomp> Haha
18:04 <Mew> yeah heaps good
18:09 <Serenity> <Sgt-Splode> LARRYEMDUR, when your daughter goes from school to school, juvenile facility to juvenile facility, being molested with broomhandles and getting addicted to meth because you're a fuckup of a father who's bitter and pathetic ... will she have somebody to run crying to? Perhaps that somebody will be me.
18:16 <Tolradi> wait
18:19 <Tolradi> that sgtsplode guy
18:23 <Tolradi> where is he?
18:23 <Serenity> i miss him
18:27 <Serenity> i dont know :(
18:35 <Mew> he gawn
18:38 <Tolradi> don't you have him on FB?
18:40 <Mew> he left us for WoW
19:00 <Nikky`> haha
19:15 <xm> he was on a few months ago -- but was rambling incoherently
19:28 <Serenity> no i dont have him on fb
19:45 <xm> it was like 5 mins on here and then disappeared
19:46 Part: Lumeah ([email protected]) from #melbourne
19:53 <xm> Lumeah must have scrolled up :D
20:00 <ooomp> So I'm contemplating tomorrow's lunch options
20:00 <Excessive> "that thing stick liek shit to the blanket"
20:00 <ooomp> It's a struggle
20:00 <Excessive> +s
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20:11 <couleurs> hehe
20:26 <Tolradi> I wonder if he's still alive
21:00 <Doodle> ooomp can you contemplate it while you stick the kettle on
21:00 <Doodle> thx luvr
21:00 <Doodle> also brb sticking the kettle on
21:00 <ooomp> Sure. But that boiled water is going to be poured straight onto your lap
21:05 <Serenity> i think splode was one of the very few genuinely witty people of austnet
21:09 <crash> WoW ?
21:20 <Mew> world of warcraft
22:00 <Doodle> lol yeah i'll do it myself
22:00 <Nikky`> ouch
22:00 <ooomp> Good choice
22:00 <ooomp> :)
22:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRP
22:12 <crash> think there is a new expac coming out too
22:21 Join: norti ([email protected]) to #melbourne
22:30 <Tolradi> people still play wow?
22:39 <Serenity> <Rocket> LARRYEMDUR you're saying, iam that rick guy well your wrong mate
22:40 <Serenity> <Pieter> why the fuck would someone like that be following me on twitter
22:40 <crash> i logged in a while ago with a 'your videocard won't be supported in future releases' message
22:40 <Serenity> <Pieter> just cos i bagged ladygaga
22:40 <Serenity> <orly> shhhh junkie, nobody wants to listen to your meth ramblings
22:40 <Serenity> <Pieter> dont mention drugs you dumb shit :/
22:40 <Serenity> <orly> dont' do drugs scum
22:45 <Serenity> nothing has changed
23:00 <Excessive> this fckn .......... wat is eet ......... Nelson County bourbon maketh meh sleepy
23:04 <Tolradi> Pieter was always a junkie?
23:12 <Serenity> yes
23:20 <Tolradi> what a loser
23:26 <xm> found some needles in the sandpit when he was in kindy
23:26 <Serenity> these logs are from 09
23:31 <xm> life was never the same since
23:40 Quit: Doodle ([email protected]) Quit: Are you tighter than a 5th grader?
23:53 <Bastardly_One> bbs
24:00 <ooomp> Feel free to pass out at any moment
24:00 <Excessive> cum n lullaby meh
24:00 <ooomp> Pass
24:01 <Serenity> <orly> Why does Pieter the filthy meth junkie have a +v isn't that supporting drug use and far from teh anti drug message we want to send to the melbourne community?
24:05 Nick: Bastardly_One is now known as B1-not-here
24:11 <xm> i have seen some of pieters logs from years ago...they are slightly more coherent
24:21 <Mew> whos orly?
24:26 <Tolradi> so he's degraded as time has past?
24:34 <xm> as they all do, Tolradi
24:46 <crash> who cares though, i mean apart from you guys
25:07 <Serenity> dont know
25:17 <xm> maybe Fluffy
25:30 <xm> when she tries to wake him up after he's passed out
26:09 <Pieter> their lives are that fucked up that they have to involve themselves in others
26:19 <Pieter> nothing could ever be worse than that
26:22 <Pieter> oxygen thieves
26:27 <Tolradi> Pieter go shoot up some more
26:31 <Pieter> *muah*
26:31 <Tolradi> your life is pain
27:00 <TwEEk> evening all
27:05 <xm> Pieter: except for a few people, people arent actually interested in you as a person. it's just that you are representive of a particular type of degenerate junkie that amuses us
27:12 Join: Timelord ([email protected]) to #melbourne
27:13 <Timelord> Hi
27:20 <Tolradi> yes Pieter
27:24 <crash> hey Timelord
27:27 <Serenity> <Deadmau5> ladies and gentleman, please welcome archaios the prime IRC candidate for meth cook pedophile of the year!
27:28 <Timelord> Hi crash
27:29 <Tolradi> dance for our entertainment like the monkey you are
28:00 <rewar> evening
28:00 <Doodle> brrrr
28:00 <TwEEk> hihi rewar 
28:05 Quit: ooomp ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
28:08 <Serenity> [6:18pm] <xm> Pieter: except for a few people, people arent actually interested in you as a person. it's just that you are representive of a particular type of degenerate junkie that amuses us
28:09 <Serenity> exactly
28:20 <xm> by amusement i dont just mean ha-ha ... but i get to interact with you safely. i cant do that in the ghettos
28:30 <xm> i am just an inquisitive person
28:41 Quit: Pyro- ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
28:43 <Tolradi> it's kind of like watching a junkie at the train station who's rambling at mid air
28:49 <Serenity> if i was specifically looking through this log to find pieter then yeah thats sad as fuck.. but i just randomly opened a log and hes there
28:53 <Tolradi> as they stumble around the platform
28:54 <crash> there is always someone below you, so i guess that isn't bad behaviour
29:00 <Excessive> lawl ............ I'm here wif no top on n u carnts r tremblin
29:00 <TwEEk> Excessive: I have doubel bricks and doubel glazed windows, along with R5 insulation, my house is freakin amazing!
29:08 <Tolradi> and as you hope they just stumble on the tracks as a train comes
29:53 <Tolradi> please don't do that though
30:00 <Excessive> I was talkin abt them down south there TwEEk
30:00 <PietSAbabe> Go speed racer go speed racer go speed racer gooooooooooo
30:00 <PietSAbabe> Ooo transformers is on
30:00 <TwEEk> ooooo
30:00 <Doodle> spoken like a true speed racer
30:00 <TwEEk> ET is also on!
30:09 <Tolradi> because you'd be ruining the day of many good people on that train
30:26 <Serenity> poor train driver
30:57 <Tolradi> yeah
31:00 <couleurs> trust Pieter 2 have the worst taste in movies...
31:03 <Tolradi> and imagine all the people who'd be late getting home
31:16 <Mew> i found a pic of kittylicious
31:18 <Mew> http://ww3.hdnux.com/photos/10/12/55/2140998/7/628x471.jpg
31:19 <Tolradi> I actually really hate that when I'm on the train home after work
31:29 <Tolradi> and it's held up due to a "police incident"
31:32 Quit: crash ([email protected]) Connection closed
31:37 <Serenity> <goodllooking-female> this channel has always been for losers who do nothing with their life
31:37 <Serenity> <Deadmau5> why are you here then?
31:42 <Tolradi> Mew wtf lol
31:56 Join: crash ([email protected]) to #melbourne
31:57 <Nikky`> Same Tolradi then I get guilty and thankful i'm actually getting home
32:00 <TwEEk> whats wrong with transformers? its robots fighting
32:00 <TwEEk> orsm :p
32:00 <TwEEk> yues the story line is shit and different from the origional, but its still entertaining
32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> transformers are go
32:00 <Doodle> shia lebouf
32:00 <Excessive> "yew fight fo the weak"
32:00 <couleurs> every thing
32:05 <Tolradi> Nikky` I do'nt feel guilty
32:10 <Tolradi> I just hate the person who caused the delay
32:21 <Tolradi> usually it's some idiot junkie causing trouble at a station
32:30 <Tolradi> the police come in, shut it down because they're all on the tracks
32:47 <Tolradi> why can't they just climb the power lines and grab a few cables
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32:57 <Nikky`> Well yeah
32:59 <Serenity> awww sausages!
33:00 <ooomp> TwEEk!
33:00 <TwEEk> shia lebouf was alright in 1, irritating in second, in the third I wanted to rip his head off
33:00 <TwEEk> ooomp!
33:00 <PietSAbabe> Shut up couleurs
33:00 <Doodle> he was irritating in all of them
33:00 <PietSAbabe> I love movies for the effects
33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> now megan fox on the other hand yummy :D
33:00 <PietSAbabe> When ya got a setup like mine, story line doesnt mean shit :P
33:00 <TwEEk> megan fox made the movie :p how dare they remove her from the third :(
33:02 <Serenity> i liked sausages
33:08 <Intrepid> did he die?
33:23 <Mew> rip sausages
33:26 <Serenity> i dont know
33:26 <Intrepid> lol
33:34 <Intrepid> like we care if some irc dude died
33:45 <Tolradi> when someone finally leaves IRC
33:49 <Tolradi> it's "dying"
33:52 <Intrepid> oh
34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i reckon fucking hell
34:00 <Excessive> shas ur setup then PietSAbabe
34:01 <Timelord> ahhh headaches!
34:01 <couleurs> and when Loof or Panda join this place becomes a window into what spending a few hours in a mental institute would be like...
34:15 <Intrepid> lol
34:30 <Intrepid> this panda dude why does everyone speak of him?
34:31 <xm> i dont mind Loof. id be happy to meet him. Panda i wouldnt
34:35 <Tolradi> Panda needs to be put in a hospital
34:46 <Mew> yeah i dont mind loof either
34:49 <Intrepid> panda is the guy who belts women?
34:51 <Mew> hes fine for the most part
34:55 <crash> very judgemental people
35:10 <Mew> panda is full blown mental
35:14 <Intrepid> lol
35:20 <Intrepid> who is watching the logies?
35:27 <xm> i didnt even know it's on
35:28 <Mew> not i
35:29 Quit: [Maverick] ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 163 seconds
35:32 <couleurs> the bogies
35:43 <Serenity> <Fred-Bear> bron just seems WAY too dirty, too dirty to be a friend fo anyone normals, she is such a junkie she stole from her parents and sold her mums jewerlry to buy meth
36:06 <xm> i quite enjoyed bron's page on lenny
36:10 <xm> pretty good
36:24 <xm> someone needs to get her back here
36:25 <Intrepid> bron exposed picards cock?
36:34 <xm> no, the wheeliebintheif article on ED
38:00 <couleurs> shads ur setup then PietSAbabe 
38:08 Join: Doodle ([email protected]) to #melbourne
38:10 Mode: (by Serenity) +v Doodle
38:12 <Serenity> poor lenny
38:13 <Serenity> lol
38:18 <Nikky`> Doodle :o)
38:19 <Serenity> well not really poor hes a douche
38:23 <Tolradi> wait this room has made ED pages?
38:25 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos :)
38:26 <Intrepid> who is lenny
38:44 <Doodle> stop talking about me sezz
38:54 <Serenity> wheeliebintheif aka mynameislenny but his real name is dwaine
38:56 <xm> some wanker here with too much time is making a website on all the madness here
39:00 <xm> PietSAbabe's favourite movie is Tron. he's fascinated at how they painted heaps of 'glow stick juice' on the helmets and uniform
39:00 <xm> special effects 9.5/10
39:00 <Googie85> shaz ur setup then PietSAbabe
39:00 <couleurs> Trrrooonnnnnnnnnn
39:04 <xm> complete with videos too
39:08 <Intrepid> lol
39:14 <Intrepid> xm wats the link??
39:27 <Tolradi> yeah links pls
39:28 <xm> might be ready by xmas
39:41 Quit: emma ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
39:46 <simba> theron isnt here to hear me say i told him so
39:47 <Serenity> https://encyclopediadramatica.es/MyNameIsLenny
39:48 <simba> PAFC 1870 PAFC 1870 PAFC 1870 PAFC 1870
39:56 <Mew> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2219312/Is-Americas-worst-mother-Police-woman-30-shooting-heroin-court-parking-lot--crying-baby-seat-car.html
40:00 <xm> PietSAbabe will just need to photoshop out the nurse pushing the trolley full of medication in the background
40:00 <xm> and rescale the little 68cm TV
40:08 <Nikky`> :p(
40:09 <Nikky`> oops
40:11 <Nikky`> :o(
40:36 Quit: crash ([email protected]) Connection closed
41:00 <Doodle> lol
41:00 <Excessive> I don't care abt his TV .......... I'm intersted in audio power
41:00 <couleurs> hahaha
41:02 <xm> you may have cleaned your booger. but i still saw it Nikky`
41:10 <xm> booger girl
41:25 <Nikky`> ehe I wiped it on you
41:30 <Nikky`> welcome
41:41 <Intrepid> fuck the pope why should those pedo cunts be saints
42:02 <Tolradi> LOL there's a pic of tori on there
42:02 <Tolradi> wtf
42:11 <xm> Nikky`, i'll never wash it. ill just get my girlfriend(s) to
42:11 <Intrepid> link
42:29 <Nikky`> Ok, if you insist
42:39 <Tolradi> https://encyclopediadramatica.es/MyNameIsLenny
43:00 <Excessive> I'll turn off half of my power amps and I'll prolly still suck out the cones from ur speakers PietSAbabe
43:22 <Mew> hot tori?
44:00 <couleurs> who the heck still watches tv anyways...
44:00 <couleurs> Crasy People.
44:00 <ooomp> Nothing wrong with it
44:00 <FOBZTA> sports man 
44:00 <Doodle> i watch it for the articles
44:00 <ooomp> I watch it for the spy cameras in Doodle's house
44:00 <BoneCold> Doodle
44:00 <ooomp> I mean, the news
44:00 <Doodle> :o
44:03 <Tolradi> fugly tori
44:05 <Tolradi> god those teeth
44:13 <Tolradi> https://encyclopediadramatica.es/File:LENNYTORI.jpg
44:45 <xm> is that Hyperion/Bastard in drag
44:46 <Mew> oh ew no
44:46 <Tolradi> https://encyclopediadramatica.es/File:SpaceAngelRight.jpg
44:48 Quit: Kynetic ([email protected]) Connection closed
45:00 <Doodle> BoneGay
45:00 <xm> Sick of the tinny sound from your laptop speakers? Unleash the full potential of your home theatre system with LogiTech speakers -- Think outside the box.  Put shitty speakers inside them. <--- <Pieter> Yahhhh
45:00 <BoneCold> Doodle, how's it going loser?
45:00 <Doodle> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool@ BoneCold
45:00 <PietSAbabe> Xm: would you like my dick through your mouth nose or ear ?
45:00 <PietSAbabe> Maybe pop your eye out and fuck your eye socket ?
45:00 <PietSAbabe> :)
45:25 <Mew> there was a tori in #adelaidesa who had a nice set of nudes
45:43 <Mew> and she had a prettyish face too
46:00 <Excessive> I said "sow me ur fckn setup!"
46:00 <Excessive> +h
46:00 <BoneCold> Doodle, how's it going loser?
47:00 <xm> Pieter, i'd like your dick through my shredder 
47:00 <Doodle> crikey
47:00 <PietSAbabe> So you want a pieter cock frappe ?
47:00 <xm> Pieter started it!!!!!!!!'
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47:22 <Intrepid> thts her
47:23 <Q{{> she had nudy pix and u only comment on her face
47:32 <Q{{> what an insult
47:49 <simba> Q has never heard the word 'too' ?
48:00 <Excessive> don't want cock pix maaaaaaaan .......... I wannah see ur setup
48:04 <Mew> apparently not
48:29 Quit: xm ([email protected]) Quit: Your day on IRC is not complete unless someone abuses you in CAPS or threatens to kill you.
48:33 * Excessive sits down with kit kat n coffee
48:41 <Q{{> her face was pretty
49:06 <Tolradi> I remember tori from adelaidesa
49:10 <Tolradi> she was a bit of a ditz though
49:17 <Intrepid> what happened to Kiara?
49:29 <Q{{> the 'too' was meant as 'additional' to having nudy
49:40 <Mew> .........
49:44 <simba> Q just stop
49:45 <Mew> pls die
49:54 Nick: ProfessorHaroldHorowitz is now known as xm
50:00 <Excessive> c'mon, don't do a Saemon on me maaaaaaaaan
50:00 <xm> show us ya home theatre selfie m8
50:00 <xm> promise ill delete it afta
50:00 <Lumeah> lies
50:25 <Q{{> ^ so nasty and mean
50:35 <Excessive> wat was it that u wanted to link me this morn xm?
51:00 <Googie85> cmon PietSAbabe  duuuuude
51:07 <Q{{> what a blasphemous thing to say, u have bad karma now mew
51:27 <Q{{> prepare to receive bad luck mew
51:39 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2pU6T8UKi4&feature=kp
51:40 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Solarstone - Voyager (May 30, 2012) 7:53 - Category: Entertainment - 31,668 views - 400 likes (98.3%), 7 dislikes (1.7%)
52:00 <xm> ok hun i understand. ill wait until you're ready
52:00 <Excessive> orraite then ........... Saemon #2 ........... u're all bark!
52:02 Quit: norti ([email protected]) Quit:
52:28 <Mew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTbg7fqJq1Y
52:29 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ReROLL Announcement Trailer (Feb 3, 2014) 3:25 - Category: Entertainment - 77,859 views - 1,712 likes (89.7%), 197 dislikes (10.3%)
52:43 <Mew> that seems pretty cool
53:38 Join: JimmyJack ([email protected]) to #melbourne
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54:00 <Nikky`> soooooooooooo
54:00 <Lumeah> what are you asking for >
54:00 <Lumeah> ?
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55:00 <xm> it's kind of personal. pieter has got performance anxiety. he cant perform the task of sending us a selfie of his home theatre system
55:39 <Tolradi> www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEVEJr2Q_Os
55:40 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rove: Kevin Rudd Laugh (Jun 26, 2013) 0:08 - Category: Comedy - 64,742 views - 276 likes (97.9%), 6 dislikes (2.1%)
56:00 <Lumeah> lol
56:00 <Nikky`> lol
56:00 <Lumeah> seen it.
57:13 <ooomp> Rak
58:00 <Lumeah> projector and all
58:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> holy fucking hell
58:03 Quit: trashbag ([email protected]) Quit: Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
58:36 Quit: Timelord ([email protected]) Quit:
59:00 <Nikky`> don't hold back Snoopys_Gunship
59:18 Quit: Intrepid ([email protected]) Quit:
59:28 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10312584_10152603654254505_7632976510049432518_n.jpg
59:32 Quit: ITaL^GuY ([email protected]) Quit:
59:48 Join: Picard ([email protected]) to #melbourne
59:57 <Tolradi> hey Picard
59:57 <Picard> cunts.
00:00 <Tolradi> you senile old man
00:00 <Lumeah> nah don't Snoopys_Gunship
00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> MEGAN FOX WHAT A STUNNER :D
00:00 <Rak> a pretty face on a mindless bint
00:00 <Rak> a dime a dozen
00:00 <xm> heh ive thought that too
00:00 <Rak> i'd like to see her naked though
00:00 <Nikky`> same
00:07 <Tolradi> go have a stroke and die
00:07 <Mew> Picarinooooooooooo
00:14 <ooomp> Lol Mew
00:20 <ooomp> I want to stab her.
00:24 <Picard> who the fuck are u Tolradi
00:24 <Q{{> http://www.essentialkids.com.au/health/latest-health-news/misdiagnosed-as-bipolar-one-teens-frightening-journey-20140427-37bg3.html#utm_source=FD&utm_medium=lifeandstylepuff&utm_campaign=misdiagnosed
00:30 <Picard> Mew wat>
00:32 <Tolradi> ooomp is that you panda?
00:45 Join: simba ([email protected]) to #melbourne
00:52 <Mew> dont you ever call her panda again
00:56 <Tolradi> Picard aren't you some old airconditioning guy
00:57 <Mew> or i will kill your life
01:00 <Rak> :D
01:00 <Nikky`> I mean - hi guys
01:00 <Doodle> lol
01:00 <Rak> ohai :D
01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i'd love to see Nikky` naked but that ain't going to happen so i don't think seeing megan fox naked will happen
01:00 <couleurs> i'm a stunna
01:00 <Nikky`> lol god
01:02 <Picard> speaking of cock head faggots hello simba
01:05 Nick: JimmyJack is now known as Loof
01:06 <Mew> ooomp is ooomp lol
01:10 <Picard> no.
01:13 <Mew> she was saying she wants to stab that bitch off MKR
01:13 <ooomp> What a mean thing to say :(
01:16 <Tolradi> oh
01:17 <Mew> Loofiez
01:18 * ooomp hugs Mew
01:19 <Tolradi> whats MKR
01:22 <Loof> hey Mew
01:25 <Mew> my kitchen rules
01:31 <simba> fuck chelsea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
01:37 <Mew> in was dis pikcha
01:39 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10312584_10152603654254505_7632976510049432518_n.jpg
01:50 <ooomp> Tolradi, let's not ever speak of panda again
02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i mean heya kiwi friend
02:00 <Lumeah> there ya go nick a offer
02:00 <xm> for a limited time or foreva
02:00 <Nikky`> hey Snoopys_Gunship
02:00 <xm> im taking classes at TAFE doing multimedia so i can make all the IRC girls look nakid!!!
02:06 <Picard> lets hope panda is dead.
02:06 <simba> did panda kill himself today....
02:17 <Picard> hopefully
02:25 <simba> shut up Picard you sick fat fuck
02:40 <ooomp> There's a group of people I think they're related to each other some how
02:44 <Picard> simba u should follow his lead
02:49 <Loof> why isn't picard in prison any way?
02:49 <Mew> cos hes not on irc simba?
02:51 <Picard> suicide is best for you cunts
02:58 <simba> yes
03:00 <Rak> close enough :D
03:00 <Nikky`> Stuff to give you nightmares
03:00 <Nikky`> when some turn out to be guys
03:00 <xm> what if they were bi
03:00 <xm> 'meh i can do that'
03:01 <couleurs> fuck chelsea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
03:03 <ooomp> Or at least you could easy play 6 degrees of separation
03:10 <Picard> Loof im not the guy who throws bricks at his wife
03:13 <Picard> i asian cunt
03:20 <Picard> u*
03:23 <Picard> fucken..
03:35 <simba> calm down Picard or i will let Lwaxana know you are upset and lashing out in chatrooms again
03:47 <ooomp> Lol <Picard> i asian
03:51 <ooomp> ;)
04:00 <Doodle> O_o
04:25 <Loof> gtfo pictard
04:36 <Picard> lol lwaxana is a stupid cunt
04:59 <simba> its ok she doesnt do anything anyway it was just an empty threat
05:00 <Doodle> Fiona the moaner
05:01 <simba> you can relax
05:12 <simba> austnet is not policed
05:20 <Picard> you dont scare me simba
05:26 <Loof> if it was pictard would be locked up
05:36 <simba> i just explained that she wouldnt do anything anyway so why would you be scared
05:44 <simba> try 2 keep up with the flowing text andy
05:46 <Picard> u should go check on panda, maybe he is dead on the kitchen floor of his unit
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06:00 <simba> you go check on him
06:00 <Nikky`> that was just bad Doodle
06:00 <Doodle> lol it was wasnt it
06:00 <Nikky`> YES
06:00 <Rak> i thought it was pretty good
06:00 <Doodle> oh well shit hey
06:00 <Rak> but i guess that's more a reflection of me
06:00 <xm> Fiona Bone Her
06:00 <xm> is that bad too?>>
06:00 <Nikky`> It is Rak
06:00 <Nikky`> but we forgive you
06:00 <Nikky`> by we..I probably only mean me
06:01 <simba> idgaf
06:07 <simba> youre the one that travels to SA for hookers
06:09 <simba> stop by his place
06:17 <Picard> your his bestie
06:22 <Picard> you suck his cock
06:48 <Loof> could pictard get any more fucktarded?
06:51 <Picard> and swallow
06:53 <Loof> i think not
07:00 <Rak> oh no need.  i'm okay standing behind it :)
07:00 <BoneCold>  PISSS
07:00 <Doodle> BoneCold, hows it going loser?
07:00 <BoneCold> PISSS
07:00 <Lumeah> we all need to go see Transergence
07:15 <Picard> loof throw some bricks at ya wife
07:24 <Mew> is it okay to cook sausages that are 2 days past the expiry date?
07:29 <Picard> yes
07:30 <Mew> theyve been in the fridge
07:34 <Q{{> ^ simba is one chatter disturbed from his real life
07:45 <Mew> are you just saying yes cos u want me to get food poisoning
07:50 <Picard> no
07:54 <Picard> id eat them
08:00 <Lumeah> at the movies
08:00 <xm> im looking forward to it
08:00 <Lumeah> or download it and go to PietSAbabes
08:00 <Lumeah> i see it friday
08:00 <Doodle> i'd rather cut off my penis with a rusty breadknife
08:00 <Lumeah> seen
08:00 <xm> i'd rather go kill myself and upload my mind to a 386 than that
08:00 <Lumeah> haha
08:00 <Lumeah> lol
08:01 <Mew> okay
08:07 <Picard> if they smell ok and have been kept in the fridge they will be ok
08:09 <Q{{> he has a need to insult and abuse ppl online everyday
08:22 <Picard> expiry dates are just a guide
08:31 <Loof> stop insulting and abusing simba Q{{
08:35 <Picard> Q{{ simba is a little cretin with no life
08:39 <Picard> this is all he has
08:43 <Tolradi> Picard you should retire
08:44 <Tolradi> from life
08:56 <Picard> Tolradi thats one of my lines, get your own
08:57 <Mew> this is like a game of doubles lol
09:00 <Lumeah> but ya wanted to see the theater system
09:00 <BoneCold> Doodle how does it feel knowing that everyone thinks your a loser?
09:00 <Doodle> do they?
09:00 <partay> Lumeah tits kgo
09:00 <BoneCold> yesh
09:00 <xm> Lumeah, i already get RSS feeds from his Facebook
09:00 <Doodle> well i never
09:00 <partay> BoneCold i dont think Doodle is a loser 
09:00 <BoneCold> Rob
09:00 <xm> it's my daily routine -- i put it in the comedy category
09:00 <Lumeah> lol
09:00 <Doodle> its ok partay let him have his fantasy
09:00 <Lumeah> ok
09:00 <Doodle> its all he has
09:00 <BoneCold> PISSS
09:14 <Tolradi> go make an hero of yourself
09:19 * Mew makes sexual tennis noises
09:36 <Tolradi> Picard does your wife go shopping a lot? does she take hours?
09:43 <Tolradi> a chinese man had the perfect solution for you
09:53 * Q{{ double smack Mews bottom then does 3 back flips away from her
10:00 <ooomp> Doodle is sexy
10:00 <Doodle> :o
10:00 <BoneCold> Doodle how does it feel knowing that everyone thinks your a loser?
10:00 <Doodle> you dont have to lie for me ooomp
10:00 <Rak> then have xm photoshop a nudie pic of him first
10:00 <ooomp> Sorry, I was actually looking at a picture of someone else and mixed you up
10:00 <Doodle> thats more like it
10:19 <Picard> no
10:22 <Picard> she hates shopping
10:31 <Tolradi> is your wife really a man?
10:33 <Tolradi> a gay man
10:35 <Tolradi> that you call wife
10:36 <Picard> no.
10:43 <Picard> you are confusing me with simba
10:47 <Tolradi> you do come across as a bit of a baby boomer swish
10:49 <Picard> he is a gay man
10:59 <Picard> baby boomer? wtf im not that old
11:00 <Loof> sitting on my cock again
11:00 <Nikky`> Naww 
11:04 <Tolradi> are you the butch in the relationship?
11:05 <Loof> to try and iron out the bend
11:53 <Tolradi> do you call your male lover Number One or Number Two?
12:00 <xm> it doesnt matter what Doodle looks like -- i'll just photoshop heaps of cash lying on his racecar bed as he poses for the camera with the finger gun and a sleazy look
12:00 <BoneCold> I've been tormenting Doodle a fair bit today, perhaps I should show some mercy from the relentless punishment
12:00 <Doodle> racecar bed!
12:00 <xm> ka ching ladies
12:00 <Rak> oh man i wish i had a race car bed :(
12:00 <ooomp> Awesome
12:00 <Doodle> dont stop now BoneCold, i'm almost there
12:00 <ooomp> Is it a red car?
12:00 <Nikky`> err
12:00 <couleurs> Doodle is not a loser... did u even see his Nissan
12:00 <Doodle> i wish i had a racecar bed but i dont fit in them
12:40 <Nikky`> number 3
12:43 <Mew> whats going on in your world loofie?
12:47 <Nikky`> Oh, you were not asking me
13:00 <Loof> not much just getting nicely toasted :D
13:00 <Doodle> couleurs its a neesan
13:00 <xm> it's painted red to make it go faster when he needs to move it from one side of the room to the other
13:00 <Doodle> lol
13:00 <DemonsRun> Oh my gawd... Anyone heard about the Big W debacle?
13:00 <couleurs> Datsun!!!!!!!
13:00 <Rak> one time a mate and i went out drinking.  we got hammered/  i woke up in a race car bed with my legs hanging over the front in some strangers house
13:00 <Rak> i was envious of the bed
13:00 <Doodle> hahaha
13:00 <Doodle> yeah
13:00 <Doodle> i wanted a lamborghini one when i was a kid
13:00 <Doodle> but my parents are tightarses
13:11 <Picard> numer 7
13:11 <Loof> u?
13:25 <Tolradi> what's a numer?
13:52 <Mew> lovely, yeah going good thanks
13:55 <Mew> gonna make dinner bbs
14:00 <DemonsRun> No one?
14:00 <xm> just have kids and live vicariously through them. give them all race car beds. "but dad i want you to read me princess stories about fairies! i don't hate this shitty race car bed! im a girl!"
14:00 <Doodle> ew kids
14:00 <xm> dont*
14:00 <xm> yes, ew
14:00 <xm> let's just be uncles
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14:18 <Loof> dont eat the sausages
14:24 <Picard> its latin for number
14:29 <Picard> dont u know anything
14:29 <Mew> WHAT
14:29 <Loof> if in doubt, throw it out
14:30 <Mew> WHY
14:40 <Mew> but
14:41 <Mew> NO
14:41 <Loof> you'll get the runs
14:43 <Mew> i need them
14:48 <Mew> its for devilled sausages
14:52 <Loof> k
14:59 <Loof> risky
15:00 <Tolradi> Picard, number in Latin is numerus
15:00 <Doodle> agreed
15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> night all its footy apparently then bed for me tonihgt
15:00 <couleurs> what happened with Big W...
15:00 <BoneCold> Doodle, what's on the agenda for tomorrow loser?
15:00 <Doodle> sleeping in, your mum might get up early and make me breakfast tho
15:00 <Excessive> DemonsRun, heard abt Joyce Mayne?
15:04 <Tolradi> don't you know anything
15:04 <Q{{> http://media.theage.com.au/technology/tech-talk/human-microchips-5354618.html
15:07 <Mew> god dammit
15:12 <Mew> im gonna phone a friend
15:51 <Picard> garder?
16:00 <DemonsRun> No
16:00 <JimmyJack> n ur dad said he's gonna give me a rimjob
16:00 <Excessive> Kelvinator
16:00 <Excessive> or Kelvinateher
16:00 <Rak> ooooh does he have a moustache?
16:00 <BoneCold> Doodle, mum jokes are lame
16:00 <Excessive> either 1
16:00 <Doodle> no shit
16:29 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> that's what panda said to the guy in #gaysex
16:31 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> lock it in eddie
17:00 <BoneCold> though I shouldnt be suprised you use them
17:00 <BoneCold> you are a lame person
17:00 <Doodle> revelation
17:00 <partay> Doodle dont bag out BoneCold's mum while shes not here.........i have a good mind to go down to the local public toilets and tell her
17:00 <xm> it was a racecar bed accident
17:00 <xm> dont be so insensitive
17:01 <Picard> lol
17:07 <Tolradi> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66GoZ2vKI9g
17:08 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Furry Re-birthing (Aug 29, 2013) - Category: Comedy - 112,559 views - 1,117 likes (56.7%), 852 dislikes (43.3%)
17:43 Join: Fiona ([email protected]) to #melbourne
18:00 <Doodle> lolol
18:11 <Picard> kylie is a skank
18:19 <Picard> minogue that is'
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23:00 <BoneCold> Doodle how did you become so lame?
23:39 <Picard> Tolradi look what u have done
24:00 <Doodle> i caught it back in the war
24:00 <Doodle> in the trenches
24:00 <Excessive> brb
24:00 <ooomp> BoneCold is funny lol
24:00 <Doodle> some of the chaps had their busbys on but not many of them came back
24:51 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLZ8L6SZmaA
24:53 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Problem with Jeggings (Jul 16, 2012) 2:10 - Category: Comedy - 13,155,525 views - 80,229 likes (97.4%), 2,165 dislikes (2.6%)
25:00 <Nikky`> rip Doodle
25:56 Quit: Tolradi ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
26:00 <BoneCold> Doodle is a lamer
26:42 Quit: Loof ([email protected]) Quit: Ciao
27:04 <Picard> who is this Tolradi moron?
28:00 <Doodle> well shit hey
28:32 <BlackDevil> hi
29:00 <BoneCold> Does anyone know how Doodle became so lame?
29:00 <Doodle> i told you
29:00 <Doodle> fuck
29:00 <ooomp> Yes. I do
29:00 <ooomp> But its confidential
29:05 Quit: Nikky` ([email protected]) Quit:
29:18 Join: ness ([email protected]) to #melbourne
29:26 * Picard slaps ness around a bit with a large trout
30:00 <PietSAbabe> at pietHarmony we match you on retarded scales
31:00 <Excessive> retrded as in not bein able to back up ur claims?
31:00 <Excessive> +a
31:00 <BoneCold> Does anyone know how Doodle became so lame?
31:00 <BoneCold> oomp fill me in
32:00 <JimmyJack> with cum
32:00 <Doodle> lol
32:00 <Doodle> umm ahh
32:00 <xm> Welcome to PieterMatch.com! We'll match you up with others with similar STDs so you wont get nasty surprises!
32:00 <Lumeah> wtf is pietHarmony?
32:00 <JimmyJack> lol
32:00 <couleurs> xm is funy lol
32:00 <ooomp> BoneCold its simple.
33:00 <ooomp> Every time you type something, Doodle becomes lamer
33:00 <xm> Testimony: <Sonia> Oh yeah this site is legit. All the profiles are real. Helps of honest guys here! The real deal!
33:00 <dematerialised> Apples makes children cry when seen in public.
33:52 <Picard> well this is fun.
34:00 <JimmyJack> fuck up dematerialised loser
34:00 <dematerialised> Loof m8
34:00 <dematerialised> go have a bong
34:00 <Doodle> avvaconem8
34:00 <dematerialised> get ripppppped
34:00 <Excessive> or a wank
34:27 Quit: ooomp ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
35:00 <couleurs> :)
35:00 <Doodle> y not both
35:00 <Nikky`> in front of a pretend fire
35:00 <BoneCold> ooomp do you agree that Doodle is a lamer?
35:35 * Picard slaps couleurs around a bit with a large trout
36:00 <Doodle> yesss Nikky`
36:00 <ooomp> I agree that you make Doodle lamer
36:00 <Doodle> you've got the idea
36:00 <Excessive> ugh ........... anotha fckn scratched record
36:00 <Picard> Doodle is a great bloke
36:00 <Doodle> don't listen to Picard he's a pathological liar
36:00 <Picard> lol Doodle
36:00 <BoneCold> He's a fucking tool this Doodle
36:00 <Picard> u cunt
36:00 <Doodle> lol
36:00 <Picard> Doodle is a low dog cunt, turns on u like a cornered snake :P
36:01 <ness> picard, no one cares
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36:52 <Picard> u care ness
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37:00 <ooomp> Picard and Doodle sitting in a tree... 
37:00 <Doodle> BoneCold mate look really in the grand scheme of things
37:00 <Doodle> you mean nothing
37:00 <Doodle> and are nothing
37:00 <Doodle> except text
37:00 <BoneCold> rofl
37:00 <BoneCold> EMOTION
37:00 <Doodle> so prattle on all you like it won't make any difference
37:40 <ness> i dont think so
37:47 <Picard> ok
37:58 <Picard> hope your heater blows the roof off your house
38:00 <BoneCold> Getting a little upset now are we Doodle?
38:00 <JimmyJack> cumdrops keep falling on my head
38:00 <BoneCold> I enjoy tormenting you
38:00 <Doodle> lol you're not tormenting me i just explained that
38:00 <Doodle> keep up
38:00 <Sanguine> doesn't understand
38:00 <Sanguine> one track mind
38:00 <Sanguine> a simple man
38:16 <doctor> lets take a selfie!
38:36 <Picard> pass.
38:40 <phlick> hello nerdygirl
39:00 <Sanguine> a ruffian
39:00 <BoneCold> Doodle is easy pickings
39:00 <Sanguine> WTB: wife, must know how to cook mi goreng and fetch me cougars
39:34 <BlackDevil> Picard
39:38 <BlackDevil> get me undressed
39:57 <Picard> god no
40:00 <Sanguine> remuneration commensurate to skills and experience
40:00 <BoneCold> Doodle was looking at a mail order bride
40:00 <BoneCold> a cheapy
40:00 <Doodle> looooool
40:00 <Sanguine> mail order brides are wicked
40:00 <BoneCold> a chunky asian is what he was browsing
40:00 <JimmyJack> bonecold was looking for a male order bride
40:00 <Sanguine> dunno if i'd go a chunky asian
40:29 Nick: DragonMaster is now known as DragonM|A
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41:00 <Sanguine> but you know the asians love white meat
41:00 <Picard> mail order brides are great, until they divorce you and keep the house
41:00 <JimmyJack> with a huge wang
41:00 <Doodle> lo hung
41:00 <JimmyJack> lol
41:00 <Sanguine> sum yung gai
41:00 <BoneCold> JimmyJack is a wang, not a big wank. But a wang all the same
41:54 <BlackDevil> why
42:00 <Excessive> I like them French biatches ............. oui, oui, oui
42:00 <BoneCold> Doodle when was your last gf?
42:00 <Picard> 1989
42:00 <Picard> lol
42:00 <Doodle> lol
42:00 <BoneCold> Have you ever had one before?
42:00 <Doodle> never
42:02 <Picard> ?'lmohijbng87opipiobvhb nm
42:55 Quit: Tolradi ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
43:00 <Q{{> http://www.theage.com.au/sport/motorsport/billionaire-bernie-ecclestone-gets-100-million-a-year-from-his-exwife-slavica-20140427-zr08r.html
43:00 <Doodle> i'm a virgin
43:00 <JimmyJack> BoneChild
43:00 <BoneCold> Virgin Mary
43:00 <Picard> he has had a recent bf
43:00 <Doodle> i'm still in the plastic
43:00 <BoneCold> Doodle is a loser
43:00 <Doodle> well who knew irc could be so informative
43:00 <BoneCold> The constant torment that Doodle is recieving is going to break him down soon
43:00 <Doodle> the cracks are forming
43:00 <Doodle> in my weatherbeaten exterior
44:00 <BoneCold> indeed
44:00 <Picard> Doodle is a tough character
44:00 <BoneCold> The downfall of Doodle
45:00 <BoneCold> Doodle is starting to show signs of desperation
45:00 <Sanguine> BoneCold: seeing you've mentioned their nick about 17 times in the past 5 minutes
45:00 <Sanguine> I think it's you suffering desperation
45:00 <Sanguine> is there perhaps some unrequited love I smell
45:00 <Sanguine> do you have a crush on Doodle
45:00 <Sanguine> :3
45:00 <Nikky`> I do
45:00 <Doodle> can you blame him
45:00 <Doodle> he's only human
45:38 <couleurs> k
45:50 <Picard> who cares?
46:00 <Nikky`> He doesn't give me any love back tho - it makes me sad
46:00 <Sanguine> I think maybe you stood up BoneCold on a date
46:00 <Sanguine> and that's why they are angry
46:00 <Sanguine> a jilted lover
46:00 <Excessive> OCD
46:35 <Q{{> i do
46:53 <Q{{> handy tips for tax minimisation
47:00 <Mew> ok dinnys on
47:00 <Nikky`> oooooooooooer's
47:00 <Nikky`> more more
47:00 <Rak> you should give her mediocre loving so you can hold something back for special occasions
47:00 <Skirmish> BoneCold is a broken record.  Says the same things over and over and over again just changes the name of the person he is directing it towards. 
47:00 <Skirmish> Tired and old broken record.
47:00 <Sanguine> oh I see
47:00 <Sanguine> so not even a good troll
47:00 <Skirmish> Not even a troll.
47:00 <Sanguine> a bad standup comedian?
47:11 <Mew> i rang ben and asked about the sausages and he said theyll be fine
47:12 <Q{{> who cares
47:48 <[Maverick]> LOL
47:58 <[Maverick]> has Pirate trusted you with cooking?
48:00 <Sanguine> repeating the same material
48:00 <Skirmish> Just a lonely person desperate for attention.
48:00 <Sanguine> Saemon?
48:00 <Sanguine> B1?
48:00 <Excessive> Skirmish, [21:36] > ugh ........... anotha fckn scratched record
48:00 <Skirmish> They are all the same. 
48:00 <JimmyJack> sometimes
48:00 <Nikky`> Don't hold back on me tho.. like Rak said, rude man he is
48:00 <BoneCold> The desperation in here is suffocating
48:00 <JimmyJack> u just gotta stick it in her ass
48:00 <Doodle> hahaha
48:00 <Nikky`> WooHoo
48:16 <Mew> maybe he wants me to die
48:19 <BlackDevil> did i wake you up Q{{?
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48:21 <Picard> ben?
48:27 <Mew> they are 2 days over their expiry date
48:50 <Picard> you're going to die
48:52 <Picard> lol
49:00 <Nikky`> hehe
49:00 <Sanguine> wheres  dudz
49:00 <Sanguine> maybe it's him
49:00 <BoneCold> Doodle and Skirmish in the same channel at the same time = Desperation overload
49:00 <Sanguine> fuck i've only just realised how many sad examples there are in here
49:00 <JimmyJack> ass pudding
49:00 <Sanguine> i rattled off four without even thinking
49:00 <Sanguine> brb mocha
49:00 <Lumeah> " excuse me are you the toothfairy"
49:03 <Mew> well #yolo okay cunt
49:10 <Mew> if this is my time this is my time
49:11 <Picard> hahahaaaa
49:17 <Picard> sausage poison
49:22 <Mew> i cant think of a better way to go
49:31 <Picard> lol
49:40 <Picard> lol @ kylie Minogue
50:23 <Picard> lol @ this cunt on the logies
50:34 Quit: Doodle ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
50:59 <couleurs> lol @ Picard watchen da logies
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> BoneCold don't go around saying I rape babies.
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> and Picard fuck off with your flooding my pm.
51:00 <Picard> u bash chics dont u 
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> if you were a chick, sure.
51:00 <Picard> poor kristy why did u stomp on her head
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> woah
51:00 <Picard> low cunt
51:04 <Mew> faux did you see this on facey? https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10312584_10152603654254505_7632976510049432518_n.jpg
52:00 <Picard> u knocked her to the ground then stomped on her head
52:00 <Picard> thats low
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> woah
52:00 <Picard> ive spoke to a witness
52:30 <Picard> eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
52:39 <Picard> hate those skanks
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
53:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!
53:00 <BoneCold> Let's talk about the son you never get to see.
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> well here I am
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> the 'witness'
53:00 <thestig> pandas how hard did you stomp on kristys head
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> So how did I do it Picard, and why didn't I just plan the perfect murder? So that Poirot could solve it.
53:00 <Picard> lol @ panda, his own father thought he was a loser and now his son thinks he is a loser
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha, you cheesewheel licking idiot.
53:06 <couleurs> me 2
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53:15 <Picard> hate u 2
53:36 <couleurs> yeh bono sux
53:42 <Picard> im having an interesting convo with awolf
53:49 <Picard> yes
53:59 Quit: ness ([email protected]) Quit:
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> My father is dead.
54:00 <Picard> womanbasher = PandasDontDrive
54:00 <xm> is Panda one of those people who had an IQ of 80 but then after the stomp he miraculously discovered it was then 160+ ?
54:00 <xm> stomp me bro
54:00 <Picard> your father died of shame
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> sure
54:04 <Picard> almost as much as kylie
54:42 <Q{{> no u didnt BlackDevil
54:48 <couleurs> :)
54:58 <Q{{> im going to vegas next week BlackDevil
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> because all human decency has broken down
55:00 <Picard> and your son is ashamed of you lol
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> I thought that he was all this is calm and clean and cool in this world
55:00 <xm> Panda has a son?
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> I suppose I should be aided by you everyday, want to be my nursemaid?
56:00 <BoneCold> Let's talk about the son you never get to see.
56:00 <DemonsRun> Who's insulting who tonight?
56:00 <doctor> all vs all
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol doc!
56:00 <xm> yes, a melee
56:00 <DemonsRun> Free for all
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahahaha
56:00 <DemonsRun> Righto
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> FREE 4 ALL
56:00 <xm> ive always thought that too
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard vs anything
57:00 <DemonsRun> Should be sweet no one knows anything about me
57:00 <Pyro-> so much mental instability in these parts
57:00 <DemonsRun> Gaha
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
57:00 <DemonsRun> Haha*
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard and Beagle Sing The Drunken Blues.
57:00 <xm> you dont have to know anything about someone's personals details to get to them
57:00 <xm> -s
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> well
58:00 <DemonsRun> You do if you actually want them to get annoyed etc
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard's adventures as Any Pedo speak for themselves
58:00 <xm> you're assuming that others get annoyed over things you would find annoying
58:00 <Pyro-> it shows how much useless spare time they have, that they could actually be bothered finding things out
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> if only i knew what i saved the pic under
58:00 <PietSAbabe> Pkdffdfdderl
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
58:00 <xm> ive found that over the years people can find anything annoying -- if you figure out their weaknesses
58:00 <DemonsRun> Honestly Pyro- 
58:00 <DemonsRun> Good luck to em
58:00 <PietSAbabe> Kl
58:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
58:32 <Mew> meow
59:00 <Mew> is Pieter active?
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> picard4prison.jpg
59:00 <PietSAbabe> Ll
59:00 <Pyro-> sit staring at cvhannel for weeks at a time, for that one little snippet of info they can turn around and use against someone
59:00 <PietSAbabe> Ools
59:00 <Pyro-> and then use it constantly for years
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> oOOOlawlz
59:00 <PietSAbabe> Oops
59:00 <Pyro-> because they're dumb as fuck
59:00 <Excessive> thebigniteout.com
59:00 <DemonsRun> Well. Pyro- seems to have his head on straight compared to most here
59:38 <Q{{> no but i can be Pieter
00:00 <Timelord> Hi all
00:00 <Pyro-> must be something in the water down there
00:00 <DemonsRun> Down where?
00:00 <Pyro-> victoria
00:19 * Q{{ prances around in undies, shaking his toosh
00:28 <faux> Lolll Mew yeah I saw that pic
00:37 <faux> Also Rory is adorns!
00:50 <faux> Adorbs
01:00 <Excessive> I like tassie bettah
01:00 <DemonsRun> Oi I'm not fucked in the head -.-
01:00 <DemonsRun> Brb
01:00 <Pyro-> rare breed
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> god dam you Picard
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> I can't find your andy pedo adventures pic
02:00 <DemonsRun> Very rare
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> with your dick out to bron
02:00 <Timelord> what's rare?
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> so anyway, I hope your tiny penis is ok
03:00 <Pyro-> you wanted to look at his penis
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah 
03:00 <DemonsRun> Apparently he did
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's a screenshot
03:00 <Pyro-> you're upset you can;t find the photo
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> bron took
03:00 <Pyro-> that's disturbing
03:00 <DemonsRun> Excuses
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> when he pulled his tiny penis out on cam
03:08 <Pieter> Ive been activated
03:20 <Serenity> SAH ADORNABLE
03:43 <Mew> im so scared to eat my dinner now
04:00 <Pyro-> and you kept a compy for your own spank bankl
04:00 <Pyro-> copy
04:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
04:00 <Pyro-> fat fingers
04:01 <Q{{> why?
04:14 <Mew> because the sausages were 2 days past their expiry
04:17 <Q{{> is it moving and twitching on ur plate?
04:34 <Q{{> u cooked it thoroughly?
04:41 <Serenity> do they smell ok mew/
04:46 <Q{{> microwave the sucker
04:53 <Mew> yeah its still cooking down a bit now
05:00 <Pyro-> evening sez
05:00 <DemonsRun> Wb Serenity 
05:00 <Serenity> ello o/
05:00 <Serenity> ty
05:00 <Pyro-> good day at the footy?
05:00 <Serenity> haha i wish
05:00 <Serenity> no footy here
05:00 <Timelord> Hi Serenity! Are you away from Fire Fly?
05:00 <Serenity> shut up.
05:00 <BoneCold> The desperation in here is suffocating
05:00 <Pyro-> oh... i must've mis interpreted then
05:01 <Mew> they smelled like sausage meat
05:06 <Serenity> if they smell ok they should be fine
05:07 <Mew> but ive never smelled good sausages before
05:08 <Mew> :(
05:11 <Serenity> haha
05:12 <Q{{> lol
05:18 <Serenity> nahh but youd know if they had an off smell
05:41 <[Maverick]> lolol
05:43 <BlackDevil> wish i could go
05:48 <Mew> i hope so
05:49 <Q{{> get someone to smell for u
05:51 <BlackDevil> find a nice hooker
05:53 Part: Fiona ([email protected]) from #melbourne
05:57 <Mew> can we all hold hands if i get food poisoning
06:00 <Sanguine> BoneCold: please, original sentences
06:00 <Sanguine> aww
06:00 <DemonsRun> He can't Sanguine 
06:00 <Pyro-> one status gave me that impression
06:00 <DemonsRun> Doesn't know how
06:00 <Serenity> ohh nahh i was just celebrating the win
06:00 <Serenity> we've been visiting family all day
06:00 <Serenity> about 200kms away
06:00 <Pyro-> ahh yeah cool
06:03 <Serenity> now taking bets on how many hours from now mew will be siiick
06:03 <BlackDevil> normally my fapping wakes up Q{{
06:08 <Mew> ben and rory dont get back home until tomorrow morning :'(
06:19 <Mew> if i die from this i will be so mad
06:23 <Serenity> ohh they visiting his bro or somethin
06:33 <Mew> yeah they just went for an overnighter
06:43 <Mew> were supposed to be back on the evening one tonight but they were all booked out
06:50 <Mew> so now i have no-baby depression
06:51 <Serenity> woo hoo sleep ins and dont have to share the bed
06:54 <Mew> and a weird dinner circumstance
06:57 <Mew> i think i might just die
07:00 <Pyro-> yeah.. thats like back to home town hey?
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> DIDNT VISIT ME
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
07:00 <Serenity> yah
07:00 <Serenity> makes for a long day
07:00 <DemonsRun> Who would want to PandasDontDrive ?
07:00 <DemonsRun> Noones safe if they know you. Remember 
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> dunno
07:00 <Pyro-> is it a good drive at least? or all flat and boring?
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
07:46 <Serenity> i still feel weird if my kids arent here at night.. i dont even know what difference it makes lol they sleep for like 13 horus a night..
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> They told me I crash landed on this planet
08:00 <Serenity> its pretty straight through boring if you take the main hwy
08:00 <DemonsRun> Wouldn't surprise me
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer but they also told me I'm superman so bam!
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
08:00 <Serenity> or you can go the other way which goes through towns etc but its about 45 mins longer
08:00 <Pyro-> i guess there'd be a coast road type thing?
08:00 <Serenity> yeah
08:58 <BlackDevil> make it up by fapping
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> I think I might finish scream 4 now
09:00 <Serenity> 'old coast road' or 'in land'
09:00 <Pyro-> ah yeah
09:00 <PietSAbabe> Oko 
09:00 <PietSAbabe> Jts
09:00 <Serenity> saw som ainmals n shit.. .lol
09:00 <PietSAbabe> Grd
09:00 <Serenity> er
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09:04 <BlackDevil> "me time"
09:31 <Mew> holy hell 13 hours a night
09:45 <BlackDevil> no there is only 24
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09:48 Mode: (by Serenity) +v Doodle
09:49 <Serenity> yeah man these two are machines
09:53 <Mew> thats magnificent
09:54 <Doodle> y thank u sezz
09:56 <Doodle> ;)
09:57 <Mew> shut up BlackDevil
09:59 <Mew> hello Doodle
10:00 <Pyro-> few skippies?
10:00 <Serenity> saw some animals n shit
10:00 <Serenity> far out
10:00 <Serenity> yeah a couple
10:00 <Pyro-> don't hit them.. fuckers do damage! :P
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> only som
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> copple?
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
10:01 <Serenity> hahaha doods
10:01 <Doodle> you're not so bad yourself
10:03 <BlackDevil> be quite Mew
10:07 <Doodle> hai Mew
10:12 <Mew> this might be the last time we ever speak Doodle
10:17 <Doodle> oh
10:17 <Mew> i.. i love you..
10:21 <Serenity> shes going to die
10:25 <Mew> OH MY GOD
10:26 <Mew> HE KNOWS
10:28 <Doodle> whyyyyyyyyyy
11:00 <Serenity> hahah yeah ive seen the damage those assholes do
11:00 <Pyro-> drove down to meet tesh once, collected a skippy on the way .. bastard thing
11:00 <Serenity> avoid at all cost
11:00 <Pyro-> 2hrs left of a 15hr drive
11:00 <Serenity> even the little ones do some damage
11:00 <Pyro-> boof
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweet
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> free meat.
11:00 <Serenity> to meet teshy... or meat teshy
11:00 <Pyro-> just lucky it was only cosmetic
11:00 <Serenity> loool
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
11:00 <PietSAbabe> Nit3
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> how is my cousin doing
11:07 <Doodle> ..
11:08 <Serenity> shes eating bad sausages
11:28 <Doodle> if eating bad sausages killed you you would have died ages ago sezz
11:29 <Picard> i hate eddie mcguire
12:00 <doctor> free bargain bin meat
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> bin meat mate!
12:00 <doctor> not for human consumption
12:00 <Pyro-> a mate was driving to adelaide a couple weeks earlier.. only made it about 5 hours from home base, no more drivies after that
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
12:00 <Pyro-> skiipy 1 car 0
12:10 <Serenity> well i never
12:20 <Serenity> im completely outraged by that comment
12:42 <Doodle> you are not
12:52 <Serenity> yeah, im not
13:00 <Fez> Any lassies?
13:00 <PietSAbabe> This is much  better
13:00 <Serenity> i remember my brother coming down to see one once
13:00 <PietSAbabe> Yay
13:00 <Pyro-> nah
13:00 <Serenity> me once*
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'd visit perth but sezz has sworn to slit my eyelids in half so I can see her stab me in the face
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
13:00 <Pyro-> few emus
13:00 <PietSAbabe> nite
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahe he he
13:00 <Pyro-> and a lot of goats
13:00 <Serenity> 5 mins from my place the poor bugger hit a roo
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm goat
13:00 <Serenity> totally ruined his windscreen
13:00 <Timelord> Hi o/ PandasDontDrive!
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mister Lord.
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14:00 <PandasDontDrive> pardon me, but it is cigarette time :P :P
14:00 <Pyro-> the one i hit was mid hop .. if it was on the ground  radiator and motor would have been screwed
14:09 <Picard> lol Doodle
14:23 <Picard> sezz has eaten many a sausage im guessing
14:57 <Doodle> 10 years ago sezz couldn't move for sausage
15:00 <Pyro-> had the qantas symbol imprinted on the bonnet
15:00 <Excessive> I once hit a cop, fckn dented bonnet n smashed windscreen .......... they paid fo all the damages though
15:00 <mattyd> dam boi
15:00 <Serenity> ohh yeah hit em on the down hop and thats bad
15:00 <mattyd> i had a kangaroo imprint on the side of my car
15:00 <mattyd> lucky 99% of damage was just on one door
15:13 <Doodle> she was knee deep in it
15:29 <Serenity> LOL shut uupppp
15:48 <Doodle> or should i say balls deep in it
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15:57 <Doodle> no, no i shouldn't
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16:22 <Serenity> LOL
16:27 <Serenity> balls deep in sausage...
16:30 <Doodle> ooer
17:01 <Doodle> i found 10c in my car today while i was cleaning it
17:06 <Doodle> which means all my friends are tightarses
17:28 <Serenity> hahah
17:35 <Serenity> i found $6 last time i cleaned my car
17:37 <Doodle> i bet they have made way more off me
17:40 <Doodle> onice
17:59 <Serenity> poodlefaggot probbaly stole all the coins in your car
18:00 <Fez> Liindizzle
18:03 <Doodle> haha
18:09 <Doodle> i still cant get the wog smell out of it
18:13 <Doodle> speaking fo wogs
18:15 <Serenity> lol
18:15 <Doodle> of
18:30 <[Maverick]> lol.. careful.. Serenity might get you to bottle that smell and send it to her
18:31 <Doodle> i've used spray and wipe, even toilet spray
18:36 <Doodle> ewww
18:42 <[Maverick]> she has a thing for wogs
18:42 <Serenity> i do love the smell of a nicely oiled wog
18:54 <Doodle> like peter andre?
18:56 <[Maverick]> especially truck driving ones
19:00 <couleurs> Liinder
19:01 Part: [Maverick] ([email protected]) from #melbourne
19:04 <Serenity> hmm a little less homosexual
19:05 <Doodle> @mp3 Peter Andre - Mysterious Girl.mp3 (3.34MB 128kbps Stereo 3:38)
19:11 Join: [Maverick] ([email protected]) to #melbourne
19:15 <Doodle> peter andre is a top bloke
19:16 <[Maverick]> woops
19:30 <Serenity> more like a top shiela
20:00 <Liinda> fezzzleness
20:00 <mattyd> LiiNet
20:00 <Liinda> hai couleurs
20:00 <Fez> :D
20:00 <Liinda> Mattel
20:00 <mattyd> haha dam
20:00 <couleurs> cute nicknames 4 your nicknames u guys
20:00 <Liinda> lol
20:00 <|Darkness|> Liinda!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:00 <Liinda> darkehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
20:00 <Liinda> where u been
20:04 <Doodle> :o
20:49 <couleurs> you're all top shielas to me
20:58 <Doodle> <3
21:00 <|Darkness|> How are ya sexy?
21:00 <Lish> Creepy
21:00 <Liinda> well thx hows u?
21:00 <|Darkness|> Living on the street 
21:00 <Lish> lol
21:00 <Liinda> what? why
21:00 <|Darkness|> I'm doing alright
21:00 <Lish> lies
21:00 <Liinda> keepin it real
21:00 <Liinda> lol
21:00 <|Darkness|> No home and the government sux, that's why lol
21:00 <Excessive> buona sera bella :)
21:00 <Liinda> ciao Excessive, stai bene?
21:00 <Timelord> Italian? At this hour?
21:05 <Mew> <3
21:28 <Mew> the sausageberries taste like sausageberries
21:30 <Serenity> how sweet
21:32 <Mew> i think we're in the clear
21:36 <couleurs> 8=====D
21:52 <Doodle> heheh sausageberries
22:00 <Excessive> si, tutto bene
22:00 <Liinda> Italian at any hour. Just ike pizza
22:00 <Liinda> like*
22:00 <Liinda> bene Excessive
22:00 <mattyd> do chefs at italian resteraunts like it when lots of ozzy boys walk in and only order parmas and beer
22:00 <mattyd> then complain when theres no chips
22:00 <couleurs> SaMuRaY PiZZur ChATs
22:11 <Picard> lol Doodle could your choice of music be any gayer??
22:28 <Doodle> @mp3 Belinda Carlisle - Summer Rain.mp3 (5.02MB 128kbps Stereo 5:29)
22:32 <Doodle> challenge accepted
22:33 <Mew> now you've started it
22:38 <Picard> lol
23:00 <Excessive> I order very muscly
23:00 <mattyd> lots of sea food??
23:00 <Liinda> hahaha if u order a parma and want beer n chips, go to a pub :P
23:00 <Liinda> Mussels
23:00 <Liinda> lol couleurs
23:00 <mattyd> i caught 50 flat head yesterday and put about 35 back. how nice am i
23:00 <couleurs> teh mussels from brasilles
23:01 Join: Kynetic ([email protected]) to #melbourne
23:06 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Kynetic
23:08 <[Maverick]> well...
23:11 <Doodle> i must review my gay songs, i'm sure i have heaps more of them these days
23:14 <[Maverick]> ask him about his tulips
23:19 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8B8sNXpcGg&feature=kp
23:20 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sabrina Salerno - Boys Boys Boys (Uncensored)(Vj Karnal Video edit) (Feb 25, 2011) 3:57 - Category: Music - 768,188 views - 1,107 likes (93.4%), 78 dislikes (6.6%)
23:22 <Doodle> my tulips are staying together
23:24 <Picard> tulips?
23:26 <Doodle> OH SNAP
23:27 <Q{{> http://cdn.static-economist.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/full-width/images/print-edition/20140426_IRP001_0.jpg
23:33 <Serenity> PURPLE TULIP
23:36 <Serenity> HEE HEE
23:37 <Doodle> looool
23:37 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X9tBHX_Fl4
23:38 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SKATT BROS - Life At The Outpost (1980) (Aug 25, 2013) 0 - Category: Music - 9,430 views - 57 likes (98.3%), 1 dislikes (1.7%)
23:39 <[Maverick]> and barbie girl who goes tip toeing through them
23:45 <Doodle> @mp3 Aqua - Barbie Girl.mp3 (7.56MB 128kbps Stereo 8:15)
23:55 <Doodle> hiya barbie
23:56 <Doodle> HI KEN
24:00 <Doodle> wanna go for a ride?
24:00 <Pyro-> sez.. prob not interested.. but this is what skippy did http://imgur.com/WKze5jS   :P
24:00 <mattyd> no other fish in the sea wtf
24:00 <Liinda> omg i am listening to some old skool.... from the 90s...
24:00 <Liinda> Funkmaster Flex
24:00 <LiindaFunkmasterFlex> lol
24:00 <couleurs> RIP LiL WRX HooD
24:00 <mattyd> can you tow much with a wrx
24:00 <mattyd> (before it hits a roo)
24:02 <Doodle> SURE
24:04 <Doodle> slut
24:04 <Doodle> .
24:13 <L0Rd2> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1cA2lBfYuc
24:14 <BlackDevil> Youtube: [HD] Australia Day 2012: "Barbie Girl" (Justice Crew v Sam Kekovich v Melissa Tkautz) (Jan 10, 2012) 3:06 - Category: Music - 1,455,536 views - 3,154 likes (79.8%), 800 dislikes (20.2%)
24:18 * Serenity Now Playing: Tiny Tim - Tip Toe Thru The Tulips [01:47m/256kbps/44kHz]
24:19 <Q{{> yeh music
24:34 <Doodle> @mp3 Melissa Tkautz - Read My Lips.mp3 (3.33MB 128kbps Stereo 3:38)
24:41 <Picard> oh godddddddddd
24:46 <Picard> one hit wonder
24:50 <Doodle> no she had 2
24:52 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/abJIRJ1.jpg
25:00 <Pyro-> i couldn't tow anything.. had no tow bar
25:00 <Maurice> :o
25:00 <mattyd> dam
25:00 <mattyd> my forester smells hot if i am towing 1 tonn up a hill at 100 in third gear
25:00 <Pyro-> but i think about 2 tonne towing.. no actual ide though
25:00 <Pyro-> idea*
25:00 <mattyd> so idk if i should go a turbo one or if itll just be worse
25:00 <Picard> what did i miss?
25:04 <Doodle> @mp3 Melissa Tkautz - Sexy Is The Word.mp3 (3.32MB 128kbps Stereo 3:37)
25:16 <Serenity> omg my foot just went all zingy
25:18 <Serenity> urgghh
25:23 <Doodle> my penis does that
25:35 <Picard> lol
25:52 <Doodle> [Maverick]: no
26:00 <Picard> i see a lot of PandasDontDrive ranting
26:00 <Pyro-> a lot depends on your suspension too
26:00 <mattyd> hmm yeah i guess that might be a issue on the wrx's
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL!
26:00 <mattyd> too low as is
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> sorry what Andy Pedo
26:00 <couleurs> get a nissan ute m8... tow 8 whales 
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
26:00 <Pyro-> but it's stiff suspension so that helps
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> goin' on another tiny penis cam adventure soon?
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> *calls Bron*
26:00 <Picard> gotta feel sorry for him, his father hated him now his own son hates him
26:27 <Doodle> lol my washing machine is whining like its having an orgasm
26:30 <Doodle> brb
26:56 <couleurs> mp3
27:00 <mattyd> i just imagine the tow bar will have to be redonkulously high else the load will be at a weird angle
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> I must be unlucky then.
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> though
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> still
27:00 <Picard> hows kristy's head Pain, stomped on it lately?
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> I don't pull my penis out on cam to underage girls.
27:00 <Picard> panda*
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> So I still have my dignity
27:00 <Picard> no u just told Mew u want to rape a baby
27:18 <Doodle> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee
27:32 <Tolradi> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_MJbgO7SF0
27:33 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life. (Original) (Mar 18, 2014) - Category: Gaming - 646,222 views - 8,229 likes (90.6%), 855 dislikes (9.4%)
28:00 <Picard> disgusting lowife scum
28:00 <Pyro-> i was going to get a tow kit on it, to take the oldies boat out.. but then i sold the car instead
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> wait
28:00 <Pyro-> money pit.. started breaking weird shit
28:00 <Pyro-> like idler pulleys
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> I apparently said that I want to rape a baby
28:00 <mattyd> lol
28:00 <Picard> she has the lows, u said it scum
28:00 <mattyd> yeah my forester engine sounds fucked IMO......... only done 108,000
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
28:00 <Picard> thats disgusting panda
28:00 <mattyd> and the gearbox doesnt sound good
28:00 <Picard> u bash chics
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> I've seen her twisted log re-writes already
28:37 <Tolradi> Serenity, watch that clip
29:00 <Picard> you dont get to see your son
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> how can a man like you, with a wife and children that cheats on his wife with prostitutes
29:00 <Picard> you are a disgusting person
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> judge me?
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> c'mon Andy Pedo
29:00 <Pyro-> yeah their gearboxes aren't the most revered :P   motors are pretty good though, internals at least.. just bolt on things let go
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> relax man chill, have some prostitute sex
29:00 <Picard> joshua why do u bash women and want to rape babies??
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> there is this redhead I know
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> prob in bed by now
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
29:05 <Serenity> y
29:14 <Tolradi> trust me
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> You could always creep in Andy
30:00 <Picard> rant some more panda
30:00 <DemonsRun> Picard asks a fair question
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> if you havent already.
30:00 <Picard> hows ya son?
30:00 <Picard> lmfao
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> I bash women because I can and rape babies because they smell like chicken.
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> Roast chicken!
30:04 <Doodle> trust the stranger on the internet
30:08 <Tolradi> yes
30:11 <Kynetic> ALWAYS
30:12 <Tolradi> take a leap of faith
30:13 <Doodle> she'll be right m8
30:15 <Kynetic> trust strangers on the internet
30:23 <Kynetic> especially on dodgy random chat rooms
30:29 <Doodle> like this one
30:39 <Kynetic> this is a bit too dodgy
31:00 <Picard> sick cunt
31:00 <Picard> u need to be removed
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> do I?
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> in what way?
31:00 <DemonsRun> He's only giving you the answer you won't like Picard 
31:00 <Picard> from life
31:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/v/t34.0-12/10261711_10203510507301807_1914703706_n.jpg?oh=acd7e1685e67f21c19a9dd5a654800b6&oe=535E0A69&__gda__=1398653428_e57f9b7ff8012a17cd6650b6b16ce121
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> life
31:00 <DemonsRun> Can't ask them be mad at the answer
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> How would you pass your days, without me?
31:00 <Picard> you are a waste of oxygen
31:09 <Tolradi> wait
31:11 <Tolradi> Kynetic
31:11 <Picard> lol
31:13 <Tolradi> I remember your name
31:25 <Tolradi> and some dude who was always going off at you
31:29 <Tolradi> called mac or some shit
31:32 <Tolradi> macintosh?
31:36 <Kynetic> mac
31:45 <Tolradi> did he die?
31:52 <Picard> i wish u would die
31:53 <Kynetic> yea he's a feisty little fucker
32:00 <couleurs> shrek cum
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> said the man, made of cheese.
32:00 <Crip> www.tunein.radioxenu.com
32:00 <Excessive> no
32:00 <Picard> go find a random woman on hindley street and bash her
32:00 <Picard> low life scum
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> wait
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> women or woman?
32:05 <Kynetic> he didnt die
32:11 <Tolradi> Picard such hate
32:11 <Kynetic> i guess he's making his fortune driving cabs somewhere
32:17 <Tolradi> Picard did I run your cat over?
32:20 <Kynetic> Picard u off ur meds m8?
32:28 <Picard> Kynetic no.
32:41 <Serenity> wtfff @ that vid
32:47 * Kynetic slips Picard a homebrew ginger beer
32:47 <Tolradi> bwhahahaha
32:53 <Kynetic> watch out tho. theyre 7%
32:59 <Kynetic> got a bit of a kick
33:00 <Picard> probably multiple women u are scum
33:00 <DemonsRun> He said woman.
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> multiple
33:00 <DemonsRun> Can't have you having too much fun
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> true
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> I suppose bashing one woman a day is enough yer?
33:00 <Picard> cunt cant read
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> woah
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> such language!
33:00 <Picard> id love to see the day when a chics bf bashes u to a pulp
33:00 <Picard> puts u in a coma
33:16 <Tolradi> Serenity
33:18 <Tolradi> it gets worse
33:30 <Picard> this guy is a muppet
34:00 <DemonsRun> Me too
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> I am confused
34:00 <Picard> so u need to be fed through a tube 
34:00 <Picard> for the rest of your life
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> that'd be wonderful
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> no effort
34:00 <DemonsRun> Picard: Are you so stupid as to believe him right now?
34:00 <Picard> it will happen
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> just lay back
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> fed through a tube
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> have my botty wiped by some sexy male nurse
34:00 <DemonsRun> Or even just fucked in the mind to believe whatever you're thinking?
34:09 Join: JimBob ([email protected]) to #melbourne
35:00 <Picard> DemonsRun i know he bashes chics, ive spoke to someone who was there when it happened
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> bashed many a chics today
35:00 <DemonsRun> Oh so... Second hand information
35:00 <Picard> he knocked kristy to the ground and stomped on her head
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> more like missinformation
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> right miss?
35:00 <Picard> the person who told me is actually friends with this lowlife scum
35:00 <Picard> she still like \him
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> well
35:58 <Kynetic> Picard any more than you are?
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> where is this 'witness'?
36:00 <Excessive> welcum ol dude
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> because I can call her right now
36:00 <Picard> probably taking care of her child
36:00 <Picard> unlike u, u dont get to see your son lol
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> I speak in plain english Picard, not riddles.
36:00 <Maurice> I wish you two would take this petty shit to PM
36:00 <Picard> hows ya son?
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> healthy
36:00 <Maurice> Mine are fine, thanks..
36:52 <Picard> yes
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36:57 <Picard> a lot more
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> fit
37:00 <Picard> lol Maurice
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> a smart lad
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> thin
37:00 <Picard> like u would know panda, the avo prevents u from seeing ihm
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> like I was at 9
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> avo?
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> what is that
37:00 <Zade> at least the screen moves 
37:00 <Picard> the thing i dont understand is how a woman had consentual sex with this moron
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> You can stop trying to rile me up Andy
37:26 Join: Lou ([email protected]) to #melbourne
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're not getting anywhere..
38:00 <DemonsRun> ...two insults. Don't see ya son & woman beater.
38:00 <Picard> joshua is angry, punching holes in the walls
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> consentual
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> omfg
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> togfl
38:00 <Maurice> (20:37:56) (Picard): the thing i dont understand is how a woman had consentual sex with this moron
38:37 <Picard> anyways im off to bed, i have work tomorrow. do any of you understand the concept of working for a living?
39:00 <Maurice> To be fair, Picard, I often think the same thing about you
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> rofl!!!!!!
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
39:00 <DemonsRun> Maurice: Fuck pm... Face to face... At least one would be gone
39:00 <Picard> Maurice who says my wife agrees?
39:00 <Maurice> True, thats usually how marriage is
39:00 <DemonsRun> Andddd he admits to raping his wife.
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
39:00 <Picard> rohypnol works fine
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> woah
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps!
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> spose fucking prostitutes works fine too
39:00 <DemonsRun> Hypocrisy much?
39:13 * Picard slaps Kynetic around a bit with a large trout
39:15 Part: Picard ([email protected]) from #melbourne
39:18 <slower> did it for over 40 years
39:34 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i understand it. i just dont like to apply it
39:48 Quit: Excessive ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
40:00 <Picard> yeah Maurice wtf is with u women, before u have sex u cant get enough cock once the kids come u shut up shop
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> don't suck up to her now Picard
40:00 <Maurice> Excuse me
40:00 <Picard> DemonsRun get a grip, its called a joke
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> she obviously doesn't give a shit 
40:00 <Maurice> If anything it's him that tells me not to wake him
40:00 <Picard> oops kids*
40:00 <DemonsRun> Picard... Which is exactly what Pandas is doing to you.
40:00 <Picard> oh ok
40:00 <DemonsRun> Pot meet kettle mate.
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck!
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> you have a friend tonight Andy
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> DemonsRun <3
41:00 <Excessive> now katatonic_kate01?
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> IS YOUR MATE!
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> Since when were women born with a wonder woman cape?
41:00 <DemonsRun> PandasDontDrive: No. I don't like you either.
41:00 <Picard> no DemonsRun we all know PandasDontDrive is a drug fucked moron who in fits of meth rage bashes women and threatens to rape kids
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> show him your penis pic bro
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> Men are cunts, lets face it
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> to bronny
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
41:00 <Picard> katatonic_kate01 yes we are
41:00 <DemonsRun> And Picard you're the loser who thinks he's tough enough to deal with it from behind a computer screen.
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, you didn't need to confirm 
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> how is it that I don't do drugs but that I am drug fucked?
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was a statement!
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> thas some shiat nigga!
41:00 <DemonsRun> I second that katatonic_kate01 
41:28 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/mVGmpVB.gif
41:59 <Tolradi> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66GoZ2vKI9g
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Furry Re-birthing (Aug 29, 2013) - Category: Comedy - 112,568 views - 1,117 likes (56.7%), 852 dislikes (43.3%)
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> !
42:00 <Picard> lol PandasDontDrive of course u dont do drugs
42:00 <doctor> Women are cunts, men are pricks
42:00 <Picard> doctor u are a prick
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> now if I can convert you into postmodern feminists and get you to spew feminist rhetoric  i'll be happy!
42:00 <doctor> true
42:04 <Tolradi> everyone should watch that clip
42:07 <Tolradi> everyone
42:21 <Serenity> not after your last fucken video
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> no doctor - men are cunts!
43:00 <Excessive> cunavah thing
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> my prick doesnt prick much doctor
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
44:00 <doctor> lets not get into all that postmodern feminist mumbo jumbo
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
44:00 <DemonsRun> We know PandasDontDrive 
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> DemonsRun I don't even know who the fudge you are..
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> fudge
44:00 <Picard> only the ones u force it into
44:10 <[Maverick]> hahahha
44:12 <[Maverick]> that bad was it?
44:40 <DemonsRun> I love moron server ops xD
44:55 <Serenity> whos a moron server op
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard
45:00 <DemonsRun> You don't need to :)
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> how small is your penis again?
45:00 <Picard> pervert
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> if I'm not looking at the pic every few minutes I forget
45:00 <Picard> hows ya kids? 
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> 3 inches?
45:00 <Picard> no its 4
45:00 <Excessive> lrn2slashnickopaxs
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> quite literally
45:00 <Maurice> Right you two, one more insult from either of you, and I ban you both
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> it is about 3
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> ok fine
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
45:00 <Picard> lol
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> just when I was about to lose my virginity :P
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
46:00 <doctor> You are unsavory and uncouth
46:00 <|Darkness|> Oo ooh banage!
46:00 <Picard> so whoever makes the insult gets banned??
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif get banned from here
46:00 <Maurice> No
46:00 <Sanguine> you two shuld have been banned about an hour ago
46:00 <Sanguine> fuck off with your girl fights
46:00 <Maurice> You will BOTH be banned if even one of you insults
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> you should be banned for spelling mistakes! 
46:35 Quit: sg4ab ([email protected]) Quit:
47:00 <Picard> i cant control what he says
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> That may rase the IQ level in here! 
47:00 <Maurice> Not my problem
47:00 <Sanguine> you dont have to respond
47:00 <Picard> u know he is a loose cannon
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> raise
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH FAIL
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> goose magnum
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> time to leave !
47:00 <DemonsRun> katatonic_kate01: I think I love you. Lol
47:00 <[Maverick]> you're quite the loose cannon your self Picard... 
47:00 <Picard> Sanguine, she said any insult we are both abnned
47:00 <[Maverick]> mirror of your wifes cunt maybe? 
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
47:00 <Skirmish> KATE!
47:00 <Sanguine> Picard: and you'd deserve it
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh dear! 
47:00 <Sanguine> you get no sympathy from me mate
47:00 <Skirmish> I have missed you.
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish
47:00 <Picard> so do u
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> how the fuck are you 
47:18 Quit: thestig ([email protected]) Quit:
47:56 Nick: Lou is now known as Excessive
48:00 <Skirmish> Excellent. 
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> fantastical!
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> me too!
48:00 <Skirmish> I've planned a wedding!  
48:00 <LiindaFunkmasterFlex> http://youtu.be/s7QDzm-A1ck
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh yay! that's most awesome
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Outstanding - The Gap Band (1982) (Jun 23, 2011) 6:17 - Category: Music - 207,970 views - 1,286 likes (99.3%), 9 dislikes (0.7%)
48:00 <LiindaFunkmasterFlex> i love old skool
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've lost 10 kgs!
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> better than planning a wedding :P
48:00 <DemonsRun> Well done katatonic_kate01 
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> I know right
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
48:00 <Picard> well now im bored
48:00 <Skirmish> Well ... I nodded at times and decided we were going to do bare foot bowls at the RSL before dinner ... that was the extent of my input.
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> um Maurice
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <Skirmish> How is the spawn Kate?
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> 4 yesterday!
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> hows your spawn?
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> Please stop flooding my pm Picard
49:00 <Skirmish> How time flies ... Ethan turned 13 in Feb just gone and I just before the term finished I had his parents teacher interviews for year 8.
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> Maurice was quite clear
49:00 <Sanguine> PandasDontDrive: /ignore Picard
49:00 <Sanguine> it's amazing
49:00 <Sanguine> works wonders!
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow! 
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> doesn't mean you have to act like a child
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> time does fly!
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> ignored.
50:00 <Picard> u have a kid in year 8?
50:00 <Skirmish> I do
50:00 <Pyro-> now they'd rather whinge about it than use the ignore command
50:00 <Pyro-> because that would take brain cells
50:00 <Sanguine> can't win Pyro-
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> is it me, or can some peeps not read?
50:00 <DemonsRun> Lol Pyro- 
50:00 <Sanguine> and it's scary to think
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> just used the ignore..
50:00 <Sanguine> apparently these are parents
50:00 <Picard> how old are u
50:00 <Skirmish> 36 on Monday.
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51:00 <Picard> ok
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw old!
51:00 <Maurice> Old fucker
51:00 <DemonsRun> ^^
51:00 <DemonsRun> What they said
51:00 <Skirmish> You would all open your velvet tunnels for me. 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> shudder
51:00 <Pyro-> picard and pands are lovers. the hate rage is all just an act
51:00 <Maurice> Nuh uh
51:00 <Sanguine> not lovers
51:00 <Sanguine> too stupid  for that
51:25 <DemonsRun> [Maverick]:
51:33 <beehhh> soon asia will take control of oz
51:33 <DemonsRun> Why did the chicken cross the road?
52:00 <DemonsRun> ^
52:00 <Picard> lol pyro
52:00 <Picard> i love u pyron
52:00 <Picard> -n
52:00 <DemonsRun> Just fuck buddies
52:00 <DemonsRun> Nsa
52:00 <Picard> eeewwwwww
52:00 <Pyro-> give each other the reacharound
52:00 <Sanguine> lets look at it, allegedly they are parents of children, they are on the internet at 11PM on a saturday night having bitch fights over chat
52:00 <Sanguine> its depressing to think they were allowed to breed
52:06 <DemonsRun> beehhh: Why did the chicken cross the road?!
52:28 <beehhh> to hatch eggs
52:49 <DemonsRun> The answer is why -.-
53:00 <Sanguine> and on that note
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
53:00 <Sanguine> more caramel latte
53:00 <Pyro-> hooked up in the mental hospital
53:00 <Maurice> HEY
53:00 <Maurice> I'm a supposed parent and I'm on the internet
53:00 <Maurice> But then, so is one of my kids
53:00 <Picard> Sanguine u should of been swallowed
53:00 <Pyro-> what's his nick lol
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lovely
53:00 <Picard> its 11pm ffs kids are in bed
53:15 <beehhh> to hatch more eggs
53:20 <Fez> Why?
53:41 <beehhh> they went to kfc in break
53:57 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> coz its a free range mudda fucka badass chicken dat can do as he pleezes
54:00 <Zade> give us another old skool tune Liinda
54:00 <doctor> kids are alright
54:00 <Picard> kids are not alright
54:00 <Sanguine> Picard: i was, but my flaggella was so strong i went right throught the intestinal lining
54:00 <Sanguine> to the uterus
54:00 <Pyro-> kids are cunts
54:00 <Sanguine> because im a tough cunt
54:00 <Liinda> http://youtu.be/sr1qEOYsaok
54:00 <Sanguine> wanna fight?
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: George Benson - Love X Love (1980).wmv (Mar 22, 2010) 4:48 - Category: Music - 646,469 views - 2,177 likes (98.8%), 26 dislikes (1.2%)
54:00 <Maurice> Pyro- don't play silly, its your bedtime in 10 mins
54:08 Quit: emma ([email protected]) Quit:
54:28 <Mew> i miss emma
55:00 <Picard> idiot
55:00 <Zade> nice one Liinda
55:00 <doctor> i don't have any so i have no reason to hate them. mostly i feel sorry for them
55:00 <Liinda> thx
55:00 <Pyro-> i stupidly napped half arvo, so i'm not very sleepy mum
55:00 <Pyro-> i mean Maurice
55:00 <DemonsRun> Feel sorry for who doctor ?
55:00 <PietSAbabe>  Iove touching my vag
55:00 <doctor> kids
55:00 <DemonsRun> Why?
55:00 <DJ_Liinda> http://youtu.be/imYJpr09IgQ
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: George Benson - Give Me The Night (Apr 1, 2010) 5:02 - Category: Music - 6,399,045 views - 25,411 likes (98.8%), 298 dislikes (1.2%)
55:45 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> she didnt say much. silence is something we miss in a world where we're constantly bombarded by noise
55:51 <Tolradi> who?
56:00 <Maurice> I wish they still napped
56:00 <Maurice> It would mean my napping would be done in peace
56:00 <doctor> they're little miracle mishaps
56:00 <DJ_Liinda> http://youtu.be/6QIw1BQIvT4
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SHE'S A BAD MAMA JAMA / Carl Carlton (Sep 17, 2009) 4:34 - Category: Music - 1,394,595 views - 8,496 likes (99.7%), 27 dislikes (0.3%)
56:00 <Zade> george benson is awesome 
56:00 <Pyro-> brandy, Maurice
56:00 <DemonsRun> Maurice: Mine is putting himself to bed now lol
57:00 <DJ_Liinda> Yeah, love the old school stuff Zade
57:00 <DemonsRun> And forcing me to leave places early coz he likes to say goodbye
57:00 <Maurice> I have 2 in bed, just the oldest awake
57:00 <Pyro-> is he googling educational things?
57:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIs4a1Sjucg
57:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBdduYqdy3s
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alexander O' Neal - Fake (Jul 3, 2010) 0 - Category: Music - 33,355 views - 179 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
57:00 <doctor> I remember as a kid I'd often be begrudged by my elders thinking "well you were the assholes who brought me here"
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Glenn Medeiros with Bobby Brown - She Ain't Worth It (Apr 13, 2013) 3:25 - Category: Music - 28,522 views - 143 likes (98.6%), 2 dislikes (1.4%)
57:25 Nick: B1-not-here is now known as Bastardly_One
57:39 <Excessive> welcum ol dude
57:50 <Bastardly_One> evenin'
58:00 <Serenity> ohhh are parents not allowed on the internet again
58:00 <Sanguine> no, parents are allowed
58:00 <DemonsRun> Nah doctor he loves to kiss and wave goodbye to everyone lol
58:00 <PietSAbabe> He
58:00 <Sanguine> just not immature ones
58:00 <DJ_Liinda> http://youtu.be/xlO3qmrVC-k
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Date not found) - - -
58:00 <Maurice> Pyro- no, he's playing minecraft
58:00 <DemonsRun> Walks out of a shop and blows kisses
58:00 <Pyro-> digging a hole
58:00 <Sanguine> i know teen parents that are better behaved than some
58:20 <beehhh> norell cooked chicken wings for me so nice
59:00 <Maurice> He's probably cornered ShadowLurker on skype again
59:00 <Pyro-> ahh yeah
59:00 <Serenity> LOL Maurice
59:00 <Pyro-> who usually wins?
59:00 <Maurice> I dunno, he's pretty bossy in his demands to ShadowLurker
59:00 <Serenity> i was a teen parent -.-
59:00 <Crip> all the cool ppl are tuned into blessed wubs on tunein.radioxenu.com
59:00 <Serenity> no they arent crip
00:00 <Sanguine> are you trying to get me to dig a hole
00:00 <Crip> yes sez, they are
00:00 <Crip> :p
00:00 <Serenity> lol Sanguine im not
00:00 <Serenity> im just being a woman
00:00 <DJ_Liinda> http://youtu.be/PYS-mdy7PxQ
00:00 <Sanguine> oh ok
00:00 <Sanguine> carry on
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Date not found) - - -
00:00 <Serenity> lol
00:00 <Maurice> Sanguine yes, but only so we can bury people in it
00:00 <Sanguine> i hereby allow it
00:00 <Sanguine> as king of the itnernet
00:00 <Skirmish> Ok since I am home tonight I am going to tune in crip.
00:00 <Serenity> im probably going to lose my mind over the next 7 days so..
00:00 <Zade> i ahve never heard of Shalamar - A Night To Remember 
00:00 <Pyro-> killing is so much effort
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01:00 <Maurice> Oh nooooo Serenity
01:00 <Maurice> You reminded me :/
01:00 <Sanguine> me too
01:00 <Pyro-> the painters around ? :P
01:00 <Sanguine> next week is gonna be shit
01:00 <Skirmish> Play me this Crip
01:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2Xz8ByceWk
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alex S. - Ultimate Sweetie Belle (Aug 28, 2012) 5:21 - Category: Music - 1,034,530 views - 14,967 likes (98.3%), 257 dislikes (1.7%)
01:00 <Serenity> soon
01:00 <DJ_Liinda> http://youtu.be/Amzp7W0RkPA
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Patrice Rushen - Forget Me Nots (Feb 15, 2010) 4:43 - Category: Music - 2,046,999 views - 11,096 likes (99%), 109 dislikes (1%)
01:58 <couleurs> 666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999
02:00 <Zade> omg DJ_Liinda i was just playin patrice rushen
02:00 <DJ_Liinda> lol no way
02:00 <DJ_Liinda> here's an awesome song for you, hang on
02:00 <Zade> havn't ya heard
02:00 <DJ_Liinda> sexiest song ever...
02:00 <DJ_Liinda> http://youtu.be/9ieevQ9RrDc
02:01 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10154549_10152501935399050_3760231002016661134_n.jpg
02:22 <couleurs> 8===DCHeLsEa8===D8===DCHeLsEa8===D8===DCHeLsEa8===D8===DCHeLsEa8===D8===DCHeLsEa8===D8===DCHeLsEa8===D
03:00 <DJ_Liinda> just loe the sound
03:00 <DJ_Liinda> *love
03:00 <couleurs> i thought it was sunday... all these public holidays have ruined me
03:00 <dematerialised> hah same
03:00 <dematerialised> i just got back from a weeks holiday
03:00 <dematerialised> dont fucking know what year it is at the moment
03:00 <couleurs> u lil rippa
03:00 <Skirmish> Crip: I just put your channel address into a public channel in World of Warcraft.  See if we can get you some extra listeners. 
04:00 <DemonsRun> Bastardly_One: Why did the chicken cross the road?
04:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d27679i-X4
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: S.O.S. Band - Take Your Time (Do It Right) (Nov 20, 2009) 0 - Category: Music - 2,363,428 views - 10,546 likes (98.7%), 137 dislikes (1.3%)
04:00 <Picard> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
04:00 <Picard> couleurs it is, go to work tomorrow
04:16 <Serenity> to get away from Bastardly_One
04:22 Join: slave ([email protected]) to #melbourne
04:29 Join: druff ([email protected]) to #melbourne
04:30 <Bastardly_One> :P
05:00 <couleurs> wouldn't it be ironic if i was a calendar printer... huehue
05:00 <Maurice> I was 5 and he was 6.. we rode on horses made of sticks.. he wore black and I wore white
05:00 <Maurice> He shot me down bang bang
05:00 <Skirmish> He bruised your cervix, bang bang.
05:00 <doctor> my baby shot me down
05:00 <Maurice> Been there
05:50 <DemonsRun> Noooo
05:52 <Mew> DemonsRun how does the moon cut his hair?
05:57 <DemonsRun> Stop ruining my joke assholes
06:00 <DemonsRun> Idk how
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> DJ linas
06:00 <dematerialised> did that
06:00 <dematerialised> :3
06:00 <Maurice> Well *I* didn't bruise my cervix
06:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDhAdMkn9uo
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Toy Trumpet Virtuoso (May 15, 2010) 1:12 - Category: Music - 792,932 views -
06:00 <DJ_Liinda> http://youtu.be/joX3E3m7XtI
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Midnight Star - Curious (Apr 10, 2009) 4:54 - Category: Music - 1,044,348 views - 4,541 likes (98%), 93 dislikes (2%)
06:00 <doctor> do you need kids to bruise your cervix?
06:03 <Mew> Eclipse it
06:07 <Mew> JAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAA
06:10 <DemonsRun> Lol!
06:19 <DemonsRun> Why did Sally fall off the swing?
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06:26 <Mew> why?
06:35 <DemonsRun> She had no arms
06:39 <DemonsRun> Knock knock
06:47 <Mew> whos there
06:53 <DemonsRun> Not Sally!!!
06:58 <DemonsRun> Hehehehehe
07:00 <Pyro-> i'd try
07:00 <cYbR> what cunt was using my nick
07:00 <DJ_Liinda> http://youtu.be/GKbOZVW7XxU
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eugene Wilde - Gotta Get You Home Tonight (Apr 29, 2009) 5:22 - Category: Music - 1,052,926 views - 5,979 likes (98.5%), 90 dislikes (1.5%)
07:04 <Mew> hahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahaha
07:30 <DemonsRun> Bastardly_One: Why did the damn chicken cross the road?!
07:49 <Excessive> why did DemonsRun cross the road?
07:57 <Bastardly_One> why?
07:58 <DemonsRun> Stfu
08:00 <Skirmish> A smelly hairy one. 
08:00 <cYbR>  cYbR has quit (austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by cYb-R)) pwnt.
08:00 <dematerialised> cYbR, you are
08:00 <Pyro-> you were
08:00 <cYbR> thx :)
08:00 <dematerialised> cYb-R is [email protected] * realname
08:00 <dematerialised> cYbR is [email protected] * realname
08:00 <dematerialised> derp :P
08:00 <Pyro-> [11:06pm 26/4] * cYbR ([email protected]) Quit (austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by cYb-R))
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08:09 <DemonsRun> To get to the faggots house
08:12 <Excessive> cause she couldn't get her dick outtah the chicken
08:17 <couleurs> simba: 666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999
08:26 <DemonsRun> Knock knock
08:29 <Bastardly_One> wasn't worth it you know :P
08:34 <Bastardly_One> who's there?
08:36 <Sponge> my pussy is pulsating
08:36 <couleurs> Bastardly_One: 8===DCHeLsEa8===D8===DCHeLsEa8===D8===DCHeLsEa8===D8===DCHeLsEa8===D8===DCHeLsEa8===D8===DCHeLsEa8===D
08:45 <DemonsRun> The chicken >:)
08:53 <Bastardly_One> gawd
08:59 <DemonsRun> More suited for beehhh
09:00 <cYbR> *puts a hit on myself
09:00 <cYbR> odd because IRC wasn't running
09:00 <dematerialised> my mirc used to fuck up and keep running in the background
09:00 <dematerialised> maybe happened with you
09:00 <dematerialised> *shrug*
09:00 <cYbR> im using HexChat. has a few issues but the pretty UI is worth it
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> does irc jog?
09:00 <DJ_Liinda> http://youtu.be/Cx0xzO73Amo
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Soul For Real - Candy Rain (Date not found) 0 - Category: Music - <div class="video-extras-sparkbars"> views - 37,504 likes (98.2%), 703 dislikes (1.8%)
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
09:03 <DemonsRun> LOL
09:11 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> chicken who
09:20 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> im chicken you out babyyyyy
09:25 <Mew> DemonsRun how do you make a tissue dance?
09:27 <DemonsRun> Lol!
09:39 <DemonsRun> Put a little boozy in it!
09:41 <DemonsRun> Boogy*
09:47 <Mew> oh daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayum
09:48 <DemonsRun> But I like the autocorrect
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> is that linas or?
10:00 <DJ_Liinda> its meeeeeeee panadols
10:00 <dematerialised> just googled hexchat, i remember xchat from yeaaaars ago
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P o yea
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> kewl
10:00 <dematerialised> from when i used to run a debian desktop lol
10:00 <DJ_Liinda> anyone remember irc? lol KIDDING, :P
10:32 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10269652_1442617562643400_3950355243051023777_n.jpg
10:40 <Mew> that made me laugh so hard lol
10:41 <DemonsRun> Too smart for yewww
10:58 <DemonsRun> I dun get it :/
11:00 <DJ_Liinda> I used to have Pow Wow
11:00 <DJ_Liinda> lol panadols
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> wiki wiki
11:00 <Picard> ouch
11:07 <Mew> omg
11:12 <Mew> keep looking
11:12 * Retrieving #melbourne modes...
11:18 <Mew> when you get it you'll crack up laughing
11:41 <druff> thats a good one mew
12:00 <DJ_Liinda> haha
12:00 <DJ_Liinda> xxx
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
12:00 <Picard> no ring for u.
12:00 <DJ_Liinda> MEANIE!!!!!!!!!!!
12:00 <Picard> u had your chance baby
12:00 <DJ_Liinda> pssshhhh
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> k i must go watch brad pitt slam an irishman into a rake.
12:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> PS4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> 4 LYFE
12:05 <Mew> its brilliant LOL
12:18 <DemonsRun> Ohhhhhhhhhhh
12:19 <DemonsRun> Lol
12:35 <stebie> couleurs will never walk alone
12:42 <stebie> D:
12:44 <couleurs> thank u
13:00 <Fez> Pc
13:00 <Pyro-> yeah.. pc
13:00 <DJ_Liinda> http://youtu.be/ATsmMBptA08
13:00 <Picard> hahahahhaa :P
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tevin Campbell - Can We Talk? (Sep 15, 2009) 0 - Category: Music - 5,811,539 views - 23,226 likes (99%), 243 dislikes (1%)
13:05 <couleurs> pls beat those chavs
13:35 <Mew> dwarfs and midgets have very little in common
13:40 <stebie> i want to go to england only to see an epl game in the flesh
13:48 <stebie> liverpool vs man utd
14:00 <Picard> im a genuine cunt
14:00 <DJ_Liinda> http://youtu.be/ReI6gvzVP0Y
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: New Edition - If It Isn't Love (Oct 7, 2009) 4:56 - Category: Music - 8,370,030 views - 30,279 likes (98.1%), 586 dislikes (1.9%)
14:00 <Zade> did you get into american freestyle music?
14:18 <couleurs> i hate mourinhoe
14:23 <couleurs> dickhaed
14:31 <Tolradi> cooper
14:33 <Tolradi> couleurs
14:36 <Tolradi> it's not ogre
14:48 <couleurs> it's never ogre
15:05 <Bastardly_One> the game starts 1am right?
15:09 <stebie> no now
15:14 <Bastardly_One> told ya
15:16 <Bastardly_One> fucking site
15:18 <Bastardly_One> thanks
15:19 <stebie> lol
15:30 <couleurs> ...
15:41 <couleurs> worst chelsea fan ever
15:49 <stebie> ye
15:51 <Bastardly_One> :O
15:53 <stebie> yep
15:59 <Bastardly_One> me?
16:01 <Bastardly_One> I
16:16 <couleurs> fuck off schwarzer
16:47 <couleurs> thank u
16:55 <stebie> lol
17:23 <stebie> where's his headgear
17:52 <beehhh> she cooked chicken curry for me
18:00 <Skirmish> Crip, you haven't played my request yet.  I am going to complain.
18:21 <couleurs> in da bin
18:43 <couleurs> already playing for time and it's only 5 mins in jesus
18:54 <stebie> lol
19:00 <DJ_Liinda> zade,i used to love funkmaaster flex.. a lot of rappers did free styles on there.
19:00 <Crip> whats ur req Skirmish?
19:16 <couleurs> give them all a yellow
19:35 <Bastardly_One> ^
19:48 <Bastardly_One> I dunno where you got I was a Chelsea supporter from
19:57 <Bastardly_One> I'm a Liverpool supporter
20:00 <Zade> ok cool
20:00 <Liinda> http://youtu.be/fE77mos-ppo
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: New Edition - Hit Me Off (Oct 8, 2009) 4:26 - Category: Music - 1,257,579 views - 5,091 likes (98.2%), 94 dislikes (1.8%)
20:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2Xz8ByceWk
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alex S. - Ultimate Sweetie Belle (Aug 28, 2012) 0 - Category: Music - 1,034,530 views - 14,967 likes (98.3%), 257 dislikes (1.7%)
20:00 <Lumeah> i got one... lol
20:05 <stebie> chelsea's physio chick is alright
20:20 <stebie> keep injuring them so i can see her more
20:22 <stebie> ^_^
20:34 <Bastardly_One> heh
20:47 <couleurs> yea she a baeb
21:00 <Fez> Penis?
21:20 <stebie> found a stream yet Bastardly_One?
21:21 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> especally groin injuries
21:27 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> perhaps a deep tissue massge
21:35 <stebie> yesss
21:53 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> they'll just sit back and think of football
22:00 <Lumeah> something in your mouth - nickelback
22:00 <Lumeah> yup
22:00 <Lumeah> lol
22:00 <Lumeah> penis
22:00 <Liinda> lol
22:00 <Crip> ok Skirmish ill play that
22:10 <Q{{> http://i.imgur.com/abJIRJ1.jpg
22:25 <Q{{> wth
22:51 <Bastardly_One> yeah finally
22:53 <Q{{> http://youtu.be/evd6NTD1wf4
22:54 <Bastardly_One> took a few shos
22:54 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Spider Crabs vs. Stingray (Mar 25, 2012) 4:19 - Category: Pets and Animals - 1,632,748 views - 6,744 likes (96.5%), 242 dislikes (3.5%)
22:55 <couleurs> gole!!!!!!!
23:00 <Liinda> http://youtu.be/N6blgjF6UkU
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bell Biv DeVoe - Poison (1990) (Jan 31, 2006) 4:49 - Category: Music - 4,500,073 views - 19,567 likes (98.6%), 283 dislikes (1.4%)
23:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Bell Biv DeVoe - Poison.mp3 (4.52MB 192kbps Stereo 3:17)
23:00 <Doodle> new jack swing ftw
23:10 <stebie> :O
23:23 <couleurs> crap
23:30 <Bastardly_One> a few goes too
23:44 <Bastardly_One> I think I meant took a few shots
23:46 <Bastardly_One> to get one
24:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ-1DYwaxrE
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Freeez - I.O.U. 1983 - Original Version (Aug 4, 2009) 3:50 - Category: Music - 2,884,847 views - 11,781 likes (98.6%), 165 dislikes (1.4%)
24:05 <couleurs> i hate mourinhoe
24:05 <Bastardly_One> this isn't homework but oh well
24:18 Quit: druff ([email protected]) Quit: G-Lined
24:24 Quit: JimBob ([email protected]) Quit:
24:51 <stebie> i guess people aren't aware when they set their quit message as "G-Lined" it's not the same as an actual g-line...
25:00 <Liinda> http://youtu.be/3KL9mRus19o
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Blackstreet - No Diggity ft. Dr. Dre, Queen Pen (Oct 8, 2009) 4:33 - Category: Music - 22,417,943 views - 103,886 likes (97.9%), 2,183 dislikes (2.1%)
25:15 Join: Fez ([email protected]) to #melbourne
25:42 Quit: nerdygirl ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
25:46 <couleurs> cum
25:46 <Tolradi> stebie don't ruin the illusion
26:00 <Liinda> awesome zade!!
26:00 <Liinda> totally forgot bout that song
26:07 <stebie> ._.
26:12 <stebie> kk
27:00 <Liinda> all time fave:
27:00 <Liinda> http://youtu.be/R8AOAap6_k4
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Womack and Womack - Teardrops (Oct 8, 2009) 3:59 - Category: Music - 6,322,787 views - 25,128 likes (98.4%), 411 dislikes (1.6%)
27:26 <beehhh> good
28:00 <couleurs> lol
28:00 <Excessive> Liinda, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Salt-N-Pepa - Push It (Oct 6, 2009) 4:27 - Category: Music - 16,450,314 views - 61,389 likes (97.4%), 1,625 dislikes (2.6%)
28:00 <Crip> playing your req now Skirmish, www.tunein.radioxenu.com
28:05 <couleurs> sakho u suk
28:19 Join: emma ([email protected]) to #melbourne
28:29 <couleurs> wb emma missed u
28:43 <emma> thx
28:57 Join: FOBZTA ([email protected]) to #melbourne
29:00 <Skirmish> I am listening. 
29:00 <Skirmish> Just not in the chat.  Too many windows open. 
29:14 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> emma dont ever leave again
29:19 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i got abandonment issues
29:56 <couleurs> aw shit score already
30:00 <Excessive> onleh teh sexeh ppl
30:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4GOACWzjI8
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Beatmasters feat. JC 001 - Boulevard of Broken Dreams (7" Version) (Jun 7, 2012) 3:50 - Category: Music - 2,983 views - 38 likes (97.4%), 1 dislikes (2.6%)
30:15 <emma> sorry i had a update... i wont update again
30:42 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> yeah, be like your os. dont change sweetie
30:55 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> liek u how u r
31:00 <Liinda> http://youtu.be/9aofoBrFNdg
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Biz Markie - Just A Friend (Official Video) (Aug 3, 2010) 4:40 - Category: Music - 7,003,424 views - 48,209 likes (98.2%), 903 dislikes (1.8%)
31:00 <Liinda> haha cool Zade
31:10 Quit: shape ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
31:10 <couleurs> me 2
31:28 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> <TheRon> me 3
31:30 <Mew> emma what did the green grape say to the purple grape?
32:00 <Fez> U guys will wear blackdevil out
32:05 <Mew> breathe u idiot!!!!!
32:17 <stebie> why is chelsea wasting so much time :/
32:21 <stebie> it's bloody early
32:25 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=535582336574502&set=vb.382646855201385&type=2&theater
32:46 <couleurs> that's their genius tactics
33:00 <couleurs> waste time or defend for 85 mins
33:00 <Zade> i have never heard of biz markie 
33:10 <stebie> ahhh
33:26 <stebie> that's why they're the number 1 defending side... just don't play the game.
34:00 <Liinda> hahahahahahaha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWsBirqxEjA
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: [History of Rap] Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake (Dec 31, 2013) 19:31 - Category: Entertainment - 3,220,276 views - 30,045 likes (98.7%), 392 dislikes (1.3%)
34:00 <Liinda> biz markie is old
34:00 <Liinda> watch this last one
34:05 <beehhh> it was like alien vs predator to me
35:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VCdJyOAQYM
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Arrested Development - Tennessee (Mar 12, 2009) 3:58 - Category: Music - 1,349,760 views - 8,125 likes (98.1%), 156 dislikes (1.9%)
35:00 <Excessive> 0.........................................................................................................................................................................................................
35:37 <couleurs> sterling is gr8
35:53 <couleurs> where's suarez
35:54 <DemonsRun> Does anyone here script?
35:58 <couleurs> cmon teeth
35:58 <stebie> slip n slide
36:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQWEIxFeceE
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Infinity - Dirty Love (Directory Mix) (Jan 25, 2013) 5:36 - Category: Music - 2,516 views - 11 likes (91.7%), 1 dislikes (8.3%)
36:00 <Pyro-> that shits annoying
36:00 <Zade> haha cool
36:00 <Saemon> omg 
36:00 <Saemon> my dick is red sore from watching megan fox on transformers on ch.10
36:57 <couleurs> heh there's nearly 40k on this stream
37:00 <Saemon> had the most epic jerk off sesh evar
37:00 <zaleth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqjEO400lMU
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CNN Apologizes After Playing NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA Rap for 103 Year Old Lady! (Sep 2, 2011) 0:49 - Category: Comedy - 1,104,412 views - 6,012 likes (95.5%), 282 dislikes (4.5%)
37:00 <zaleth> classic
37:05 <stebie> ppl?
37:11 <beehhh> i hate public vanues
37:49 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/1969397_10154165402725045_4390393452833113375_n.jpg
38:00 <couleurs> lol
38:32 <couleurs> ya
38:41 <couleurs> just got shut down whoops i jinxed it
39:00 <damian> hm.
39:36 <Bastardly_One> even though I'm a Liverpool supporter
39:46 <Bastardly_One> the chelsea dude I know might be right
39:51 <Bastardly_One> that was a tiny bit of acting
39:53 <Bastardly_One> but cool
39:54 <Bastardly_One> :D
40:00 <couleurs> I Hate Manure !
40:48 <couleurs> cmon gerrerzed
41:20 <couleurs> fucken score!!!!
41:36 <Q{{> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExV4b77qfww
41:37 <BlackDevil> Youtube: World's Deadliest - Hermit Crab vs. Conch (Mar 22, 2012) 3:01 - - 2,123,252 views - 6,569 likes (96.6%), 231 dislikes (3.4%)
42:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLE9G93fnNQ
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Love 4 Sale - Do You Feel So Right - LED Records (Sep 6, 2007) 5:53 - Category: Music - 235,289 views - 808 likes (98.5%), 12 dislikes (1.5%)
42:38 <couleurs> ba u suk
42:58 Join: Saemon ([email protected]) to #melbourne
43:00 <DemonsRun> So no one can read irc script?
43:00 <doctor> J'aime fumier
43:02 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/GXLFyis.png
43:08 <Saemon> hola mah beetches
43:11 <doctor> who would win, a flower or a sponge?
43:17 <Bastardly_One> I just noticed my feed is NBC
43:19 <Tolradi> Saemon
43:21 <Tolradi> hi friend
43:28 <Saemon> <doctor> who
43:31 <Saemon> dr. who
43:31 <Saemon> lol
43:34 <Saemon> JARVIS
43:36 <Q{{> [Maverick], my hermit crab link is better
44:00 <couleurs> cheeky
44:00 <Saemon> `seen PandasDontDrive
44:00 <prowl> Saemon, if you can't see PandasDontDrive here right now, you probably need new glasses. ^_^
44:57 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/X3syHee.gif
45:49 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
46:32 Quit: FOBZTA ([email protected]) Connection closed
47:56 Quit: DemonsRun ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
48:00 <Zade> nice one Excessive
48:45 Quit: beehhh ([email protected]) Quit: I DONT WANT YOUR FUTURE
49:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RW4YfSxBeAw
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Liquid - Sweet Harmony (Mar 5, 2008) 4:26 - Category: Music - 1,060,350 views - 4,187 likes (98.4%), 67 dislikes (1.6%)
49:18 <couleurs> so many half chances
49:50 <Q{{> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDT0xSsrVIg
49:51 <BlackDevil> Youtube: World's Deadliest - Gelada vs. Gelada (Apr 30, 2012) 5:23 - - 1,380,988 views - 1,862 likes (90.8%), 189 dislikes (9.2%)
50:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZMUaw1ooZI
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: R.T.Z. feat. Mistri - In the Name of Love (Hi-NRG Mix) (May 21, 2011) 6:14 - Category: Music - 1,509 views - 12 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
50:00 <Excessive> Zade, I have all that stuff rite here on 12 inch
50:11 Join: FOBZTA ([email protected]) to #melbourne
50:18 <Q{{> ear flick
50:19 <Q{{> lol
50:49 <Q{{> he falls for ear flick
50:55 <Q{{> good one
50:59 <Bastardly_One> yeah but it's not from trying
51:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOLE1YE_oFQ
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Frankie Knuckles - Your Love (Jul 23, 2009) 6:53 - Category: Music - 3,459,908 views - 17,237 likes (98.2%), 308 dislikes (1.8%)
51:00 <beehhh> been so long no letter has arrived
51:07 <Bastardly_One> it's from those bastard defenders
52:00 <Excessive> I've been playin since like 93 Zade
52:00 <beehhh> Nobody asked me how am I
52:00 <Zade> got frankie knuckles on 12 inch? should be worth a bit now he has died 
53:00 <Excessive> nah, not much of his stuff got released here/played here
53:00 <Zade> my 2 older brothers use to dj a bit... so i was always around music, oldest brother was in U.K for 88'89 summer of love 
54:09 <couleurs> fukc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
54:26 Quit: Alleenkatze ([email protected]) Connection closed
55:00 <Excessive> this is me in like 94, I was like 19 there .......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/1463019_10200424300564701_738257621_n.jpg
55:00 <Liinda> http://youtu.be/vwR7AAnVzoU
55:00 <Zade> how old are you now?
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: [History of Rap 5] Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake (Feb 23, 2014) 5:12 - Category: Entertainment - 640,784 views - 4,353 likes (99.1%), 41 dislikes (0.9%)
56:00 <Excessive> 39 in this end of June
56:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVB2IwiYKyU
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: En-Rage - Run To You (12'') (Jun 20, 2009) 5:46 - Category: Music - 42,162 views - 157 likes (97.5%), 4 dislikes (2.5%)
56:37 <couleurs> y r they doing this
56:42 <couleurs> suarez y u no score y
56:44 <couleurs> r u dum
57:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
57:00 <Zade> k cool 
57:00 <beehhh> im 38
58:00 <beehhh> this is current from last weekend before my hangover
58:00 <beehhh> i had 5 x 5lt casks before that
58:00 <DemonsRun> beehhh: I think every night I look in here I see your ugly mug.
59:00 <DemonsRun> No one cares
59:00 <beehhh> they say too much of wine is no good for you....oh my darling...cant get enough of your love babie
59:00 <Zade> bbl
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