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04:00 <warsexmachine> FUcK OFF
04:00 <warsexmachine> aww
04:00 <Fez> Lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> NERD should of stayed together
07:00 <Bastardly_One> such good songs
07:00 <warsexmachine> they still are... 
08:00 <Fez> I know 1 good song of theres
08:00 <Fez> Theirs*
08:00 <Apples> lol
08:00 <Apples> fez is a loser
08:00 <Fez> Yep
08:00 <Fez> Ta
09:00 <Fez> Ok
09:00 <Fez> ...
09:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck wouldn't want a home studio like this?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB_1oWacL7g
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Deadmau5 Live Set (HD) (Apr 6, 2014) 02:08:27 - Category: Music - 182,279 views - 2,312 likes (97.3%), 65 dislikes (2.7%)
09:00 <Fez> Me
10:00 <Bastardly_One> the mau5 proving he's more than hau5
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that's some mad shit 
10:00 <Fez> Not into it personally
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you're missing out on some mad shit 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> every producer of EDM should be kissing his multi talented arse
11:00 <Fez> Everyone does
11:00 <Fez> Miss out on mad shit i mean
12:00 <Bastardly_One> the clip makes no sense 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> but this is the shit too 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM-gCDoEt5g
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Black Label Society - Ain't No Sunshine (Unblackened) (This video contains content not available in your country.) - - -
18:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you might be a cunt but you're the only one that kind of appreciates decent music atm
19:00 <Bastardly_One> have you seen and/or heard BLS - Unblackened?
20:00 <HotTubSexMachine> sup beehhh4
29:00 <Excessive> u mean wat u call decent music*
30:00 <Bastardly_One> what in particular?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd actually enjoy that 2hr mau5 set though
30:00 <Bastardly_One> believe it or not 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> not a hau5 in sight :P
33:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
33:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1OGQQk5HpM
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Zakk Wylde "Voodoo Child" w/Les Paul's Trio - Live at The Iridium (Nov 2, 2013) 0 - Category: Music - 557,185 views - 4,698 likes (96.6%), 167 dislikes (3.4%)
33:00 <Bastardly_One> shit fucking hot
35:00 <Tiggr|afk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSrhDJ_WMG8 - some of their other parodies are well performed and hilarious. (better humour that wierd al)
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Five people cover Gotye - Somebody That I Used To Know with only one guitar !!! (Jan 7, 2012) 4:25 - Category: Music - 235,458 views - 2,378 likes (99.4%), 14 dislikes (0.6%)
36:00 <Tiggr|afk> damit wrong link lol
37:00 <Tiggr|afk> try this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwPHy17Iu6E
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Somebody That I Used To Know - WOTE Parody! Key of Awesome #55! (Feb 8, 2012) 3:54 - - 18,935,914 views - 147,949 likes (97.2%), 4,240 dislikes (2.8%)
42:00 <beehhh> i had the best time with norell nothing else mattered
42:00 <Bastardly_One> the difference in sound with a 7.1 usb thingy
42:00 <Bastardly_One> is fucking amazing
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I think someone could drop a bomb next to me and I'd not notice
44:00 <Excessive> mau5, norell, mau5, norell ......... that's wat it looks like from here ......... soz, but ye
45:00 <Bastardly_One> some good stuff in that mix ... and who the fuck wouldn't want a home studio like that?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the cunt is superbly talented
45:00 <Excessive> soz but I'm not watchin it fo 2 hrs
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... who would actually watch for 2 hrs?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> listen to maybe
46:00 <Bastardly_One> that first track goes on for a while though
48:00 <beehhh> she so nice bah
49:00 <beehhh> god gave her penis donest matter shes a guy
49:00 <beehhh> i massage her forehead she falls sleep and i left her room
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that pryda bit is fucking awesome
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you're needing new ears Excessive
50:00 <beehhh> give us freedom
51:00 <beehhh> more women more aliens are breeding
52:00 <beehhh> i promised her to return back from UK, but she want me to go to aussieland
53:00 <doctor> give us freedom or give us death!
54:00 <beehhh> years back things were so different everything was able to my reach and now nothing seem any closer
54:00 <doctor> yes, interesting times
55:00 <Bastardly_One> describe your last fart using only a movie title
55:00 <beehhh> i have adam snadler on my fb he makes me laugh posting his pets photo
56:00 <doctor> years back I used to like things, but I was naive
57:00 <beehhh> me mum is visiting downunder to my sister for a month
58:00 <doctor> you've mentioned this. will she want to stay?
58:00 <beehhh> indeed she does but she only got a months visa
58:00 <doctor> if your sister can show that she can support her, she might be able to stay for longer
59:00 <doctor> for amnesty reasons or other such garbage
59:00 <beehhh> she'd return back home
59:00 <doctor> Is she currently in Bangladesh?
00:00 <beehhh> absolutely
00:00 <doctor> Are you still in Malaysia?
00:00 <beehhh> correct, but im in the borneo part of malaysia
00:00 <beehhh> mattyd's wife's town
01:00 <doctor> No need to be rude
01:00 <beehhh> doctor did u hear cobber peddy got flash flood from heavy rain yesterday
01:00 <beehhh> they hardly ever gets any rain
02:00 <doctor> No, I don't really pay attention to that stuff
02:00 <beehhh> mattyd is a good lad
02:00 <beehhh> one aussie boy on campus very quiet but looks like from WA or NT
03:00 <beehhh> he looked at me i did too few time hes usally alone and quiet
03:00 <doctor> How can you tell?
03:00 <doctor> He might be lonely, go be his friend
03:00 <beehhh> body appearance and attitude
03:00 <beehhh> i'll in time
04:00 <beehhh> today i saw him for the 3rd time
04:00 <doctor> Go help him out beehhh!
04:00 <doctor> Wouldn't be easy for someone like him
04:00 <beehhh> he heard me listening to radio ABC
04:00 <beehhh> alright i'll
04:00 <doctor> good lad
05:00 <beehhh> dont like chinese but too many over here filled with them
05:00 <doctor> lol
05:00 <beehhh> we used to roll hand in hand back in melbourne
05:00 <beehhh> seya
05:00 <doctor> catch ya
05:00 <Excessive> Bastardly_One ............. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lE2KPkzUkw4
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CLASSIC CHILLOUT ***** Energy 52 Cafe Del Mar - Michael Woods Ambient Mix ***** (May 10, 2009) 10:03 - Category: Music - 158,071 views - 480 likes (98%), 10 dislikes (2%)
05:00 <dudz> ok so i've brought my suitcase full of text with me, got my tie on, recently iron'd shirt, fancy dress pants, polished shoes, let's do this irc.
08:00 <Excessive> hmmmmm, I have a bag of CC's with salsa and I also have tzatziki, thinkin abt CC's n Tzatziki for a go, I know that they're gd with sour cream too, but I wanna do this
08:00 <dudz> just let me arange my text, please, continue with your text while i prepare myself.
28:00 <beehhh> No peace process on here for me
29:00 <beehhh> Hercules are you dwayne johnson
41:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10003909_582632088519393_1611256523862300326_n.jpg
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive: did you see the pic I uploaded?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> vagetable peelers
43:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf? ouch!
43:00 <Excessive> yes
44:00 <Excessive> wat abt em?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> read it to yourself
44:00 <Bastardly_One> it's rude!
44:00 <Bastardly_One> vage-table peelers
44:00 <Bastardly_One> sheesh
44:00 <Bastardly_One> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10152033_10152321739683104_5568753332255725443_n.jpg
45:00 <Bastardly_One> or vag-table peeler if you prefer
46:00 <Excessive> ah yes, I see now
46:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
47:00 <Excessive> I actually fckn scrolled all the way down to the post ........... and then i thought it'd have been quicker to jus look on ur profile
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... twit
48:00 <Excessive> well guess wat ............
48:00 <Excessive> gettin mah stash tomoz/today
49:00 <Excessive> I normally get it on fridays, rang him today to confirm fo friday and he said "oh it's all here, u can come tomoz"
49:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> cool bananas
54:00 <beehhh> there has been no relief for ages, scarecrow & this silence been along wait
56:00 <Excessive> ah, btw, my cherry tomato plants have lil green matoes on em now
57:00 <Excessive> gonnah go n get some wire tomoz from bunnings to tie across and tie the tomato plants along it
00:00 <beehhh> https://www.greenfoodorganics.com/estore/image/cache/data/GF/photo-253-600x600.png
00:00 <beehhh> made me shit like 5times
01:00 <BaD^BOY^69> the END IS HERE
01:00 <BaD^BOY^69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah4a5-Be9-g
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 8/9/13 NASA WHISTLEBLOWER SAYS BILLIONS OF PEOPLE ABOUT TO DIE - ASTEROID (Aug 9, 2013) 0 - Category: People and Blogs - 1,187,419 views - 1,862 likes (63.2%), 1,084 dislikes (36.8%)
02:00 <beehhh> noah's arc
02:00 <BaD^BOY^69> Im tellin ya were sitting ducks i swear 
04:00 <beehhh> seduce me, i was a different person back then
05:00 <BaD^BOY^69> beehhh asl ??
06:00 <beehhh> 38 male borneo (current resident)
07:00 <BaD^BOY^69> 43 m stutgart'
20:00 <beehhh> you know what how you've been betrayed by many nothing could compromise these damages
23:00 <BaD^BOY^69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsWwqZ99Nvc
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Birdman feat. Rick Ross and Lil Wayne - 100 Million (5 Star Stunna) (Oct 11, 2011) 3:24 - Category: Music - 76,857 views - 94 likes (88.7%), 12 dislikes (11.3%)
24:00 <BaD^BOY^69> beehh who da fuk u talkin to ??
25:00 <beehhh> lets call it a nite
32:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/10169282_10201222240832709_1695457213640977089_n.jpg
14:00 <Saemon> omg omg omg omg omgggg
14:00 <Saemon> theres a veronica mars movie!!!!!
15:00 <Saemon> wthhhh i used to be in fucking obessed love with that seires
15:00 <Saemon> a long time ago
15:00 <Saemon> we used to be friends
16:00 <Saemon> but I haven't thought of you lately at all
06:00 <Bonny> yo
13:00 <simba> AB_ZAB
16:00 <BlackDevil> k
23:00 <xm>  /window goto 3
31:00 <milk> ASIO just burnt Hammy
40:00 <simba> i so flied
46:00 <simba> 4,0BAYERN MUNCHEN
49:00 <simba> 4:20
55:00 <Excessive> :D
56:00 <milk> well there goes the book I been working on
56:00 <milk> who is going to read a book about a 17 year operation that was a fuck up?
57:00 <simba> me
58:00 <milk> holy shit
58:00 <milk> well at least I only paid $2.52 for my last 400 page notebook
58:00 <milk> only just started it, maybe I can tear the first few pages out
59:00 <simba> just get it all down
59:00 <simba> on paper
59:00 <simba> and make it later
59:00 <simba> yea
59:00 <milk> been working on it for the last 10 years
00:00 <milk> and all that work is worth less than the paper it's written on
01:00 <milk> If I continue, it'd be a bit like writing an epic about a guy who eats pizza and watches football his whole life
01:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hi
02:00 <simba> that could be good
02:00 <simba> maybe u should move on to a new story
02:00 <simba> or keep both 
02:00 <simba> write smething else
03:00 <simba> QATAR are losing 
03:00 <Excessive> r u half asleep in ur beanbag or somethin?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't have sound highlights
03:00 <Bastardly_One> man the noises in Win 8 are so much mellower
03:00 <Bastardly_One> like when you od on the backspace and shit
04:00 <Bastardly_One> none of that harsh sound anymore
05:00 <milk> is that unusual?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> pack of Cheetos unopened
06:00 <Bastardly_One> awesome!
06:00 <Excessive> nais
06:00 <Bastardly_One> surprise Cheetos ... good value
07:00 <Excessive> oh look .......... mah netsplit gang jus showed up
11:00 <Bonny> night all
11:00 <Excessive> that was brief
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmm
27:00 <Excessive> l8ers \o.
32:00 <simba> 0-0 HT
40:00 <Pieter> SO SEXY!!!
41:00 <simba> a
42:00 <simba> UR MOM
43:00 <Bastardly_One> b
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> C
50:00 <simba> b for bong
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> C is for cunt
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and
03:00 <Bastardly_One> S is for sleep
03:00 <Bastardly_One> ta ta
10:00 <simba> muller
10:00 <simba> MULLER
10:00 <Pieter> atleasti have one
10:00 <Pieter> yeh im mulling up
10:00 <Pieter> wel lalready did
10:00 <simba> GOLE MULLER
14:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZgeIReY04c
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Never Illegally Download (Dec 15, 2010) 0:33 - Category: Education - 157,846 views - 3,242 likes (91.6%), 296 dislikes (8.4%)
14:00 <simba> lmao
18:00 <simba> GOLE ROBBENM
37:00 <simba> 4,0BAY0,4ERN 4,0MUN0,4CHEN
47:00 <Pieter> gonna install a custom rom on this damn note
47:00 <Pieter> makeit fassster
47:00 <Pieter> and newwer
47:00 <Pieter> sell itfor mroe
47:00 <Pieter> bwhahaha
07:00 <BlackDevil> Pieter
07:00 <BlackDevil> mate
07:00 <BlackDevil> http://cancernose.tumblr.com/post/68047037775/my-pockets-be-like
07:00 <Lumeah> lol.. hi
07:00 <BlackDevil> Lumeah
07:00 <BlackDevil> http://37.media.tumblr.com/3af916765889103b2df02de534f71d12/tumblr_n3lk9dNpL51rpfjnco1_1280.jpg
09:00 <simba> BlackDevil whats ur fav gun
09:00 <Lumeah> she isn't going to sit down for a week. lol
14:00 <BlackDevil> i bet she didnt with those butt implants installed
14:00 <Lumeah> lol true.. 
18:00 <simba> 4:1)
20:00 <Pieter> grrr , bad roboton my note
20:00 <Pieter> fuckin custom firmware didnnt work :(
20:00 <Pieter> next :/
26:00 <Lumeah> no good! 
29:00 <BlackDevil> or the lulz
29:00 <BlackDevil> i though i did that with my mouse
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmm
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nearly time for work
48:00 <Osmann> EUZUBILLAHIMINEÞÞEYTANIRRACIM BISMILLAHIRRAHMANIRRAHIM
48:00 <Osmann> ALLAHU EKBERRRRR! LA ÝLAHE ÝLLALLAH MUHAMMEDEN RESULULLAH!
48:00 <Osmann> All Ademogullari error is annoying. Error repentant who are the best of 
48:00 <Osmann> Prayer, faith is the head and the savior of Hell. Prophet Muhammad s.a.v..
51:00 <dudz> ok time for some venting, whoes the designated abuse target for this morning?
51:00 <dudz> is it me?
52:00 <dudz> did i come here to gain something only to be used in the way i wanted to use someone else in?
52:00 <dudz> if thats the case, then i don't want any part of it
53:00 <dudz> if shadowlurker was here he'd be letting me know abotu how i'm funny
53:00 <dudz> i'll be quiet then.
54:00 <dudz> i'll do this even:
54:00 <dudz> yeah simba 
54:00 <dudz> was gonna say, your mate beagles on irc atm
54:00 <dudz> you guys catching up in pm?
55:00 <simba> u mean ur twin
55:00 <dudz> yeah, the guy that you don't like and class me with
55:00 <dudz> i'm in the 'simba doesn't like' pile
55:00 <simba> calm down why r u so emotional this morning
55:00 <dudz> disguarded over in that pile over there by the door ready for garbage collection
56:00 <simba> discarded
56:00 <dudz> discarded
56:00 <simba> has ur paranoia kept u up all night
56:00 <dudz> i better not say, wouldn't want to bring you down to my level
57:00 <dudz> where we are right now, with you on your high horse, i think its better for you there
57:00 <simba> calm down m8
57:00 <dudz> but i just drank a cup of coffee
57:00 <simba> dont attack me just because i tried to help you and told you what you need to work on
57:00 <simba> ok
57:00 <simba> or i will put yuo on ignore
57:00 <dudz> oh right
58:00 <simba> ty
58:00 <dudz> but i enjoy being a smart ass
59:00 <dudz> but its not about me,
59:00 <dudz> should we start over?
59:00 <dudz> hello
59:00 <dudz> i havn't even finnished that cup of coffee btw, i did some pushups earlier, managed 12x
00:00 <dudz> it's raining now though so that puts the ideas of goign for a skate on hold.
01:00 <simba> i dont think u know how to be a smartass
01:00 <simba> u r also like beagle in that u think u r being funny some times when it isnt
01:00 <simba> its like PSYCHOTIC
01:00 <dudz> arh yep
01:00 <simba> -h
01:00 <dudz> just laughing to myself about things that no one else gets or has time to get or has interests in hey
03:00 <simba> a
03:00 <dudz> mutural interests, laughing at the expense of someone else, thats generally how humar goes on austnet i've learnt.
03:00 <simba> humor
04:00 <simba> mutural
04:00 <simba> lol
04:00 <dudz> mutural humor
04:00 <simba> why dont u shut ur god damn mouth dudley
04:00 <dudz> lol ok
04:00 <dudz> i'll do that for a bit
04:00 <dudz> when you start to miss me let me know and i'll start up again with a new scope.
14:00 <dudz> right!, backing up my sabayon user profile now,
14:00 <dudz> gonna wipe all my ssd's and remove this old sata1 hdd
14:00 <johninja> op-o0-lk;p0l
15:00 <dudz> i don't mind sabayon, its quite a nice os.
18:00 <dudz> thats that done now then.
18:00 <dudz> i'll be off for a while doing things.
20:00 <Fez> Morning
21:00 <Pieter> ya know ya stoned when ya accidenrlyt put peanut butter ontop of cream cheese 
21:00 <Pieter> forgot iput the cream cheese on it and it looked like tter:(
21:00 <Pieter> butter
28:00 <simba> op-o0-lk;p0l
35:00 <simba> cum
36:00 <Excessive> moanin :D
38:00 <simba> 4:1)
38:00 <johninja> you have the day off matty?
38:00 <johninja> interesting
38:00 <johninja> or do you just pretend to work?
38:00 <johninja> day release from the psych ward?
38:00 <johninja> so many possibilitys
38:00 <CannibalClown> lol
40:00 <Excessive> hmmmm, gonnah go n get some breakfast ......... bbs
40:00 <Apples> RDO my friend johninja
40:00 <Apples> You wouldn't know about those would you johninja?
40:00 <Apples> everyday is an RDO for a loser like you
40:00 <Apples> rofl
41:00 <Serenity> who the hell is matty and why have i never heard of him before
42:00 <Apples> johninja is under the illusion I am this 'matty' he is so fixated on
42:00 <Apples> it's cool though
43:00 <CannibalClown> ur just some troll
43:00 <Apples> correct
44:00 <Serenity> its just
44:00 <Serenity> i know all the trolls mostly
44:00 <Serenity> and i dont know of one called matty
44:00 <CannibalClown> mattjew maybe
44:00 <Apples> I believe matty is a figment of johninjas imagination
44:00 <Apples> a character created by johninja
46:00 <Serenity> but if you WERE this matty fello
46:00 <Serenity> it would be a good cover that no one else knows you
48:00 <Apples> That's true I suppose
48:00 <Apples> hmmm
48:00 <Apples> The plot thickens
48:00 <johninja> i will show you the sad sad story of matty
49:00 <Serenity> what were his other nicks john
49:00 <Serenity> i get intrugued when i find a new ircer i dont know
49:00 <Serenity> cause im old and lame and know everyone
49:00 <druff> your old?
49:00 <Serenity> well not really
49:00 <Serenity> im only 27 but still...
50:00 <CannibalClown> and flashed em all
50:00 <druff> oh
50:00 <druff> you are so over the hill
50:00 <druff> haha
50:00 <Serenity> pretty much dead
50:00 <johninja> http://mattyeyeslovelabourlost.blogspot.com.au/ 
50:00 <druff> fuck yea
50:00 <druff> least you know it
50:00 <CannibalClown> one foot in the grave
50:00 <druff> im on my last days being 31..
50:00 <Serenity> ouch
50:00 <johninja> he was just a lonely nerd who thought he could pick up women online until someone pretended to be a chick for 3 months
51:00 <Serenity> too early simba, too early
51:00 <johninja> they pushed him over the edge
51:00 <johninja> :(
51:00 <Serenity> how did matty find his way here
51:00 <druff> hi john
51:00 <johninja> hi druff
51:00 <druff> hows shiz?
51:00 <Apples> johninja where is bassbabe85?
51:00 <johninja> you know The^Mayo?
51:00 <johninja> =matty
51:00 <Apples> where is kelvera?
51:00 <Apples> I'm not TheMayo either
51:00 <johninja> stop lying matty
52:00 <Apples> rofl
52:00 <druff> ive never seen a kelvera before
52:00 <Serenity> i dunno if thats themayo
52:00 <CannibalClown> lol @ that head
52:00 <Serenity> cause the mayo knows me and would abuse me
52:00 <Apples> johninja is confused
52:00 <Serenity> how interesting
53:00 <johninja> yeah i have a pretty good bead on the trolls too
53:00 <johninja> it's him
53:00 <johninja> they all have their own unique way of failing
53:00 <Apples> I come on here for some idle banter, and every single time johninja starts throwing all these accusations at me
53:00 <Apples> is it a wonder I torment him?
53:00 <johninja> lol@torment me
54:00 <Apples> He is gluten for punishment this johninja
54:00 <johninja> i just enjoy playing with you when i'm bored matty
54:00 <Apples> he is very easy to rattle
54:00 <Apples> he is like a toy I suppose
54:00 <CerealKiller> you spelt dick wrong
55:00 <Apples> johninja where is mels and the baby?
55:00 <johninja> why is that any of your business matty
55:00 <johninja> are you drunk already?
55:00 <Apples> I'm a little worried you are not doing your job and looking after them
55:00 <johninja> that is none of your concern
55:00 <Apples> Yes it is
55:00 <Apples> It is my concern
56:00 <druff> some people should really take a look at their own lives before worrying about someone elses
56:00 <Apples> Don't make me come to Springvale and sort you out johninja
56:00 <johninja> you think you scare me matty?
56:00 <johninja> you sound like kuniva lol
57:00 <CannibalClown> never too early to cum
57:00 <CerealKiller> look out we got a badass over here
57:00 <johninja> same big greasy balding head too
57:00 <johninja> you are peas in a pod
57:00 <johninja> big downy head
57:00 <CerealKiller> piss in a pond
57:00 <johninja> another dick with no balls
57:00 <CerealKiller> lol
57:00 <CerealKiller> tiny dick?
58:00 <johninja> jellybean
58:00 <Apples> rofl
58:00 <Apples> I'm not trying to scare you johninja
58:00 <Apples> I'm simply stating I will come and make sure you are doing your job properly
58:00 <johninja> come then
59:00 <Ana_Ng> um
59:00 <simba> wake up cumming
59:00 <Apples> You don't want to stuff this one with Mels up john
59:00 <Apples> You are running out of options
59:00 <CerealKiller> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Michael Jackson : Billie Jean [Triple J Hottest 100 Of All Time (2009) - 1983]
59:00 <Apples> rofl
59:00 <johninja> am i?
59:00 <Serenity> im bored now
59:00 <johninja> yeh
59:00 <CerealKiller> lets root
59:00 <johninja> you are no fun anymore matty
59:00 <Apples> look at johninja
59:00 <Apples> pathetic
59:00 <Serenity> i like john
59:00 <Apples> as soon as the torment starts getting to him, he backs away
00:00 <johninja> matty has never had a girlfriend
00:00 <simba> Apples has had the attention for too long in 2014 now, hes probably well into his 30s now and still pretends he torments people
00:00 <johninja> just another sad lonely old man on irc
00:00 <Apples> another loser on the same par as johninja. simba
01:00 <Pieter> lets have an immortal kumbat
01:00 <Pieter> touch it
01:00 <simba> if ony this room had ops
01:00 <Apples> simba
01:00 <johninja> no matty
01:00 <johninja> focus on me
01:00 <Apples> johninja are you friends with simba?
01:00 <johninja> simba is cool
01:00 <johninja> unlike you
01:00 <Apples> If not you guys should perhaps think of giving it a go
02:00 <Pieter> oil up your hands
02:00 <Pieter> its a long and hot pole :)
02:00 <Pieter> side up and down
02:00 <Pieter> 2 hands
02:00 <Pieter> call it your kinder surprise
02:00 <Lumeah> what the fuck is a Schwartz. 
02:00 <Pieter> dun worry
02:00 <Pieter> :p
02:00 <simba> kick him
02:00 <Apples> johninja is an irc heavy weight
02:00 <Serenity> yeah im not kicking him
02:00 <Apples> look at simba, the torment has alreayd gotten to him
02:00 <Serenity> not yet anyway
02:00 <johninja> i don't even come on that much these days matty
02:00 <Serenlty> give it time
02:00 <simba> ok im going until u do ur job
02:00 <Serenity> my job isnt to stop people being meanies
02:00 <johninja> mel thought your attempts at picking up jessica were pretty funny matty
02:00 <Apples> johninja, thats strange you seem to be on everytime I have been here in recent days
02:00 <johninja> the baby is a little young to read yet
03:00 <Lumeah> good. lol. 
03:00 <Lumeah> :p. 
03:00 <simba> nobody is being a 'meanie' lol
03:00 <johninja> but i will be sure to show her when she is old enough
03:00 <johninja> you are our family joke
03:00 <simba> this is how he uses irc
03:00 <Apples> rofl
03:00 <simba> its not like hes acting out
03:00 <Apples> family
03:00 <simba> .
03:00 <Serenity> why is that my problem
03:00 <Apples> I give it 6 months johninja
03:00 <simba> youre an op?
03:00 <simba> ?????
03:00 <Serenity> apples you need to calm down lady
03:00 <Serenlty> lol
03:00 <johninja> lol
03:00 <Serenity> so what simba.. you all seem to have my role confused
03:00 <Serenity> im an op not your mother
03:00 <simba> lolol hes spamming me now
03:00 <Apples> johninja, where is TheCrow?
04:00 <Fez> 10
04:00 <simba> i know your role 
04:00 <Serenity> probably in the nut house where she belongs
04:00 <johninja> where are any of your ex gf's matty?
04:00 <simba> it has nothing 2 do with mothers
04:00 <johninja> where is jessica?
04:00 <johninja> (lol)
04:00 <Serenlty> lol nuthouse
04:00 <Serenlty> that bitch's crayzee
04:00 <Apples> johninja, not on irc thats for sure
04:00 <simba> u r saying 'im bored' of the troll yet u wont dispose of it that makes no sense
04:00 <johninja> not existing 
04:00 <Apples> I'm not a troll
04:00 <Apples> I come and and get attacked
04:00 <Serenity> because i dont just ban people because im bored?
04:00 <Serenlty> is simba the new B1
04:00 <johninja> says the troll
04:00 <simba> no dont be dumb
04:00 <Serenity> hes always having digs about ops
05:00 <simba> matt the scientist is a super well known disruption this should be a no brainer
05:00 <simba> why do you argue the easy ones
05:00 <Apples> look at simba, he's flailing
05:00 <Serenity> no ones flailing
05:00 <Apples> he is a bitch
05:00 <Apples> lol
05:00 <Serenity> they know you and i dont its quite simple
05:00 <Serenity> i know you stalk john and cause trouble so dont pretend you dont
05:00 <Apples> I am provoked
05:00 <Serenity> you arent
05:00 <Apples> yes I am
06:00 <Lumeah> hi fez
06:00 <Fez> Hi lumeah. You look lovely today
06:00 <Lumeah> ty fez :) 
06:00 <Apples> look a simbas entrance just before
06:00 <Serenity> i see everything and you are a stirrer
06:00 <Apples> I am not denying that I'm a stirrer
06:00 <Apples> but I stand by that I am provoked
06:00 <Serenlty> Apples loves the cock
06:00 <simba> hes spamming me in PM because he knows im right he just wants to use irc to vent i thought that would be a clear case of trolling and to get rid of someone for disrupting the channel
06:00 <Serenlty> true story
07:00 <Fez> :)
07:00 <Serenity> ive seen you join
07:00 <Serenity> and with no one speaking say
07:00 <Serenity> 'wheres john im going to join all his channels now'
07:00 <Apples> I'm not spamming you simba, I'm calling you a bitch every so often through /notice
07:00 <Serenity> thats not being provoked thats being a douche bag
07:00 <simba> its not worth talking to him whats there to be gained he will just lie
07:00 <Apples> Serenity you just made me laugh <@Serenity> 'wheres john im going to join all his channels now'
07:00 <Apples> mwahahahaha
07:00 <Serenity> calm your knickers simba
08:00 <Fez> Should i watch winx club?
08:00 <Fez> Haha
08:00 <Fez> No me. No
08:00 <Apples> look at simba
08:00 <Apples> he's flailing again
08:00 <Serenity> hes not but ok
08:00 <Serenity> lets talk properly
08:00 <Serenity> youve got about 8 minutes before i go
08:00 <Serenity> and when i go so do you
09:00 <Fez> F1 replay is on
09:00 <simba> Serenity go back to simple moderation ok 
09:00 <simba> thats all im saying
09:00 <CannibalClown> shut up simba
09:00 <Serenity> you know i dont get to decide how this place is moderated right?
09:00 <Serenity> its not MY channel
09:00 <simba> i think youd be well within your right to kick a matt the scientist or a mentalson one of those disruptions
09:00 <simba> you cant pretend stebies rules prevent those kinds of things surely
09:00 <Serenity> well mentalson has a perm ban
10:00 <ZeroDistance> i slept for almost 12 hrs
10:00 <Serenity> stebie rules?
10:00 <Serenity> what
10:00 <simba> when theyre in here causing disruptions all morning i thought it would just be logical to calm the place down by removing the 1 problem
10:00 <simba> like faux
10:00 <simba> a BiG PRoBlEm
10:00 <johninja> lol
10:00 <johninja> aye carumba
10:00 <simba> also CannibalClown please dont use your keyboards when the humans are discussing things youd require a brain to think through.... no offense m8
10:00 <simba> keyboard*
10:00 <Serenity> i love when they assume i dont have any idea about whats going on
10:00 <CannibalClown> eat shit
11:00 <Lumeah> good 
11:00 <Serenity> simba to be fair the shit he does every day for work would have your brain melt so calm the fuck down
11:00 <Serenity> i know you're pissy but youre acting out and i dont like that simba
11:00 <simba> his comments are really bad
11:00 <simba> im not pissy lol i replied to him saying shut up for no reason
11:00 <johninja> i don't like how matty has caused a breakdown in simba/serenity relations
11:00 <Serenity> his comments on here have nothing to do with his brain capacity
11:00 <CannibalClown> what relations
12:00 <ZeroDistance> yep
12:00 <Fez> 12 isnt long enough
12:00 <simba> lol
12:00 <johninja> this is why we can't have nice things
12:00 <CannibalClown> lol john
12:00 <simba> its all in the learning process ok 
12:00 <CannibalClown> make me spit my drink
12:00 <Serenity> this is our relations
12:00 <Serenity> we argue
12:00 <Serenity> we pretend we like each other
12:00 <Serenity> then we argue again
13:00 <johninja> aww
13:00 <johninja> love hate
13:00 <simba> i think all comments would have something to do with brain capacity TBH
13:00 <johninja> it's all going to end in a bottle of gin and hot sex
13:00 <Serenity> yeah on the sense of it takes your brain to use a keyboard
13:00 <Serenity> and breathe in and house for the 30 seconds it takes to type something
13:00 <Serenity> house?
13:00 <Serenity> really?
14:00 <CannibalClown> hurr durr lolz
14:00 <Serenity> shut your face
14:00 <simba> typing is communicating i mean are we even debating this
14:00 <CannibalClown> make me
14:00 <Serenity> i imagine you're debating right now
14:00 <CannibalClown> simbas mad bro
14:00 <CannibalClown> mass debating
14:00 <simba> im mass debating 
14:00 <CannibalClown> OOOOOHHH YEEEAAAHHHHHH
15:00 <Serenity> im burning time before i have to leave the house
15:00 <simba> nobody is mad please stop typing
15:00 <CannibalClown> no i wont
15:00 <simba> please
15:00 <Serenity> go back to your fake job CannibalClown
15:00 <CannibalClown> ill go back to workin you
15:00 <CannibalClown> om nom
16:00 <Serenity> i cant read that website bta johninja
16:00 <simba> Hahahahahaha.
16:00 <Serenity> it reminds me of irc like 7 years ago
16:00 <Serenity> it hurts
16:00 <CannibalClown> its pretty bad
17:00 <Serenity> alright im going
17:00 <Serenity> ill take apples with me
17:00 <CannibalClown> kbai
17:00 <simba> thank u he is still noticing me
17:00 <CannibalClown> get me some easter eggs
17:00 <johninja> <3
17:00 <simba> he is the real madcun
17:00 <simba> lol
18:00 <CannibalClown> simbas all happy n giddy now
18:00 <Serenity> that was meant to be troll stalking
18:00 <Serenity> i give yp
18:00 <simba> more like 'matt the scientist is a known troll'
18:00 <Serenity> up
18:00 <CannibalClown> doing twirls
18:00 <simba> wtf CannibalClown stop being so weird
18:00 <CannibalClown> why
18:00 <simba> idk just.. ill have to minimize you
18:00 <simba> its hard to read
19:00 <CannibalClown> recycled content
19:00 <CannibalClown> cool
19:00 <simba> yes
20:00 <Lumeah> i wanna go back to bed. 
20:00 <Fez> U should
20:00 <CannibalClown> hold that thought
20:00 <CannibalClown> meeting
22:00 <Lumeah> i can't im at work 
22:00 <Lumeah> lol
22:00 <Fez> Start coughing..
22:00 <Fez> Be sick or something
23:00 <Lumeah> lol. 
23:00 <Fez> I tried
24:00 <simba> lol @ fred bear
26:00 <johninja> wow
26:00 <johninja> out in force today
27:00 <druff> theyre getting ready for tonight
27:00 <johninja> friday night trollfest
27:00 <johninja> need to get warmed up
28:00 <johninja> don't qwant to strain a finger or somethign
28:00 <druff> lucky us
28:00 <druff> or, is it just you
28:00 <johninja> troll if you want toooooo troll around the wooorlllddddd
28:00 <druff> they seam to be attracted to you john
28:00 <johninja> i give them attention fez :(
28:00 <druff> trolls need lovin too
28:00 <johninja> love my little trolls
28:00 <johninja> yep
29:00 <druff> cant  let the species die out
29:00 <druff> what would irc be then?
29:00 <johninja> one troll to rule them all
29:00 <druff> use the force trolls
30:00 <johninja> omfg john almost broke my leg
31:00 <johninja> he says it was an accident but I think he meant it
31:00 <druff> ohia not john
31:00 <johninja> I heard a crack
31:00 <johninja> hey
31:00 <johninja> oh and yesterday I had 5 beers and he goes 'yeah I could one now'
31:00 <druff> yea?
31:00 <johninja> so he sits down and immediately knocks his over then while trying to save it he knocks mine and the beer exploded all over the loungeroom
32:00 <druff> amazeballs
32:00 <johninja> he's such a fkn spaz but he's adorable
32:00 <johninja> his pet name for me is 'bitch cunt'
32:00 <druff> its rather standard
33:00 <johninja> srsly who calls their gf a bitch
33:00 <johninja> hey loof
33:00 <JimmyJack> hey man :)
33:00 <johninja> it's mel atm
33:00 <johninja> johns doing the babies bottles
33:00 <Loof> oh hey :)
33:00 <Loof> awww
33:00 <johninja> the dish washing detergent makes my hands hurt
34:00 <johninja> so he does it for me
34:00 <Loof> ur a lucky woman
35:00 <johninja> yeah bloody oath, it's hard to find a sex slave who cleans
35:00 <Loof> i know right
35:00 <Loof> did he get some ganja?
36:00 <johninja> nah not yet :(
36:00 <johninja> still waiting to hear back
36:00 <johninja> not gonna hassle him tho
36:00 <johninja> i know how frustrting it is ;)
37:00 <Loof> yeah he hates being hassled
38:00 <simba> ganja!!!!!!!!!!!!
39:00 <simba> gonna go to the footy tomorrow baked as f*************!!!!!!
42:00 <johninja> we'll never be royals
44:00 <druff> marry harry
44:00 <druff> then you would be
44:00 <druff> oh thats that song
44:00 <druff> derp :P
45:00 <johninja> :p
47:00 <druff> i should go for a pub meal
47:00 <druff> and a pub beer
47:00 <druff> or 9
49:00 <simba> cofe
56:00 <simba> pikachu
56:00 <druff> yea
56:00 <druff> he holds a light ball
57:00 <druff> thats why he is super strong compared to other pikachu's
57:00 <druff> fact
57:00 <Loof> mel does johninja make you coffees?
57:00 <Loof> if so would he make me one?
59:00 <Loof> there is no fucking way i'm getting this assignment in on time
59:00 <Loof> i'm so fail :(
59:00 <Loof> 3 days to do what should take 3 weeks
00:00 <Loof> gonna fail
02:00 <simba> light ball
02:00 <simba> or a magnet
04:00 <Pieter> Im being so sexy right now
04:00 <Pieter> im infront of a proper machine
04:00 <Pieter> a a desk
04:00 <Pieter> So yeh
04:00 <Pieter> AWESOME me
04:00 <johninja> i would loof
04:00 <johninja> mel puts the milk in after
04:00 <johninja> which i find odd
05:00 <Pieter> buti look like a penguin
05:00 <druff> after is wrong
06:00 <simba> water first 
06:00 <druff> then again, mel does alot of unusual things
06:00 <simba> adding water to milk is wrong
06:00 <druff> milk first..
06:00 <simba> NoO
07:00 <faux> SIMBY
07:00 <druff> your way burns the coffee
07:00 <johninja> hi hot stuff
08:00 <faux> mean girls on channel 11 tonight 
08:00 <faux> :D
08:00 <Kelevra> Hi Wayne 
09:00 <Serenity> milk first
09:00 <druff> serenity knows
09:00 <simba> Hahahahahaha,
11:00 <CannibalClown> always milk first
11:00 <CannibalClown> instant coffee is already roasted
11:00 <CannibalClown> doesnt need to be burnt
11:00 <druff> i see..
11:00 <druff> its still my arguement :P
12:00 <CannibalClown> yup
12:00 <CannibalClown> only tea needs water first
12:00 <CannibalClown> even then you need to have it black
12:00 <druff> agreed
12:00 <druff> naw, not black
13:00 <druff> milk tastes better and helps it cool down
13:00 <druff> cuz im a wuss and cant drink it still boiling.
14:00 <johninja> i let the teabag sit until it gets cold enough
14:00 <johninja> got to let tea draw
15:00 <druff> i just dunk the fuck out of it
15:00 <druff> then bash it t=with the spoon
19:00 <johninja> :o
22:00 <ZeroDistance> omigosh
23:00 <ZeroDistance> im in the kitchen tryina get this ring off my finger n it comes off n i knocked the fkn dish rach onto the floor
23:00 <ZeroDistance> goodbye chinesey noodle bowl!
24:00 <Kelevra> He likes it
24:00 <Kelevra> I should piss him off today 
28:00 <ZeroDistance> u sexy muscley mofo ;)
29:00 <johninja> yeh you didn't piss me off at all yesterday
29:00 <johninja> wtf is goingon
31:00 <milk> God just solved two problems then
31:00 <ZeroDistance> lol what's that milk?
32:00 <milk> 1) you were getting so fat your ring was going atrophy your finger off
32:00 <milk> 2) the source of your obsesity was destroyed
33:00 <ZeroDistance> rofl
33:00 <ZeroDistance> i felt fat
33:00 <ZeroDistance> looked in the mirror, ur thin as bro should eat more than once a day
33:00 <Q{> theres still a barn trough outside
33:00 <ZeroDistance> all i ate yesterday was a bowl of fkn rice :)
34:00 <ZeroDistance> so 2 things God didnt bother about 1: get rid of my eating disorder, 2: fuck off and get of my eating disorder.
34:00 <Q{> keep eating rice and u get slant eyes
35:00 <milk> there are two types of people on irc
35:00 <milk> skinny weedy male asian nerds looking for model blonde cheerleaders
35:00 <Q{> 2 is milks fav number
36:00 <Q{> thats almost me
36:00 <milk> big fat jewish neckbeard males looking for femal asian prostitutes
36:00 <Q{> take out the nerd bit
36:00 <Q{> and it be me
36:00 <Q{> so which one are u, milk 
37:00 <milk> the only reason irc is still running is because both types try to pick up by imitating lesbians
38:00 <simba> Cum.
40:00 <milk> ...
40:00 <milk> ?
40:00 <Apples> johninja and Kelevra hello
41:00 <Fez> Wonder what type of male milk is?
41:00 <Kelevra> High
42:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
42:00 <xm> one that has done a few drugs
42:00 <ZeroDistance> omgosh
42:00 <ZeroDistance> get over the jewish thing
43:00 <druff> whats the best thing to open a watch up with?
43:00 <dr00d> a hammer
44:00 <druff> oh
44:00 <druff> oh you mean a watch hammer
44:00 <druff> good call
45:00 <ZeroDistance> * milk is now known as Cartman
45:00 <Q{> he still hasnt confessed which one he is
45:00 <Q{> he is the latter one
46:00 <simba> hi faux, u rock
46:00 <Fez> Theres a 3rd type
46:00 <Q{> scratch that, milk is neither
46:00 <Fez> The douchebag
46:00 <dr00d> well i always find a sledgehammer works well :) 
47:00 <Q{> he is a rotten dirty scoundrel
47:00 <druff> .
48:00 <Q{> i can relate yearning for lesbians
48:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
48:00 <ZeroDistance> milk = a Jew and just hates himself
48:00 <ZeroDistance> Fezzzz
48:00 <ZeroDistance> fk man on hold to my bank forever..
49:00 <Q{> if he doesnt whip himself daily, he doesnt hate himself hard enuf
50:00 <Fez> Abuse them panda
52:00 <Fez> And say thankslut intead of thanks alot
53:00 <faux> Lol I knew that was panda from the advertisement of his eating disorder 
54:00 <faux> Cant go 15 minutes without stating some illness he has
54:00 <xm> that's why his stomach tattoo always looks weird, because it was inked when he was flabbier, and in the photo he sucks it in
54:00 <Apples> How is the baby mels?
54:00 <Apples> wb johninja
55:00 <xm> hi everyone i have bipolar!
55:00 <faux> Lmao
55:00 <faux> Hi xm
55:00 <johninja> so what do you do with your sparetime matty?
55:00 <johninja> be a loser on the internet because you have no mtes?
56:00 <xm> mornin fauxy
56:00 <faux> How's it goin
56:00 <xm> woke up early (relatively)
56:00 <xm> just work
56:00 <xm> you?
56:00 <xm> finished move?
56:00 <xm> ing*
57:00 <Q{> faux stinks
57:00 <Q{> (i got her on ignore)
57:00 <Q{> :D
57:00 <faux> I got some stuff to get out of storage on Saturday 
57:00 <faux> But I'm pretty much done
57:00 <faux> I honestly have the best neighbours 
57:00 <xm> did you have a lot of stuff in that storage way before the move anyway?
57:00 <faux> Nah
58:00 <xm> heh i hate my neighbours
58:00 <faux> I basically bought a whole heap of new stuff
58:00 <xm> in fact...im not even sure if i'd recognise them if i were in say...the city
58:00 <xm> i know their dog names though
58:00 <xm> like
58:00 <xm> cooper
58:00 <xm> FUCKING SHUT UP COOPER!
58:00 <faux> I have. acute Asian upstairs lol
58:00 <faux> She's so tiny
58:00 <faux> And has the cutest dog
58:00 <faux> Lol
58:00 <faux> :/
58:00 <faux> Haha
58:00 <Apples> johninja how are you?
58:00 <Apples> I think we may have got off on the wrong foot
58:00 <johninja> no matty
58:00 <Apples> perhaps we can put all this behind us and start again
58:00 <johninja> i have enough mates
58:00 <Apples> or was the torment too much?
58:00 <Apples> Truth^Hurtz
58:00 <Apples> rofl
58:00 <johninja> i just don't see why i would want to be freinds with a douche
59:00 <xm> haha how typically Asian
59:00 <Q{> u know what stops dog barking
59:00 <xm> does she wear big glasses?
59:00 <faux> Yeah there's two dogs and a cat 
59:00 <xm> like sunglasses
59:00 <xm> designer handbag
59:00 <faux> In this building that I know of so far
59:00 <Q{> its pigs saliva
59:00 <xm> etc etc
59:00 <faux> No she wears those hats
59:00 <faux> Like a cap
59:00 <xm> she better not have a thick gold necklace and grills
59:00 <Q{> if that fail send in remote control assassin cyborg roaches
59:00 <johninja> sorry
59:00 <Apples> made a fool of yourself that night didnt you johninja
59:00 <johninja> kind sad you keep pushing the issue
59:00 <Apples> its amusing
59:00 <johninja> its sad
59:00 <Apples> I love it when people like you make absolute fools of themselves, the for some reason still think they are good people
00:00 <Fez> Train driver hat?
00:00 <faux> Lol no
00:00 <faux> She's old
00:00 <faux> Ish
00:00 <xm> does she speak like a FOB
00:00 <faux> A little
00:00 <xm> anyhow...how do people get to know their neighbours
00:00 <xm> how do normal people socialise?
00:00 <faux> Well when I moved in they were there
00:00 <faux> And I said
00:00 <xm> do you go up to them and stuff
00:00 <faux> Hi I'm your new neighbour!
00:00 <faux> And they're like haaiii
00:00 <xm> you're cool, seriously
00:00 <faux> If you need anything let us know we're like family herw
00:00 <johninja> at least i have the luxury of mking a fool of myself
00:00 <johninja> you are just a permafool
00:00 <truth^hurtz> rofl
00:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> lolololololol
00:00 <johninja> so you are going to get all butthurt because i won't be your mate?
00:00 <johninja> so did kuniv
00:00 <johninja> and awolf
01:00 <faux> Lol
01:00 <faux> I was like AW luv u guise
01:00 <faux> She brought me over some Leb food the other day 
01:00 <faux> I haven't even been here a week lol
01:00 <xm> she may start doing this regularly
01:00 <faux> And this other chick upstairs came and changed my light bulb
01:00 <faux> She's like IM BASICALLY MAINTENANCE AROUBD HERE
01:00 <faux> lolllll
01:00 <johninja> cute
01:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> GREEN OUT
01:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> you greened out with kunny
01:00 <johninja> anyone can make up stories matty
01:00 <johninja> i'm suprised you would beleive anything joel says
01:00 <johninja> you are quite gullible ren't you
02:00 <xm> like when she cooks up a feast for family that lives elsewhere and there are leftovers.."i know! let's give some to stina!"
02:00 <faux> Haha
02:00 <faux> She calls me Christine
02:00 <faux> In a wog accent
02:00 <xm> heh
02:00 <faux> She's Turkish 
02:00 <faux> And i cringe 
02:00 <faux> But I feel bad correcting her
02:00 <faux> Cos shes so sweet 
02:00 <faux> KRISTEEN
02:00 <xm> trick her into pronouncing Holden Barina...and see if she says it as Holden Barine
02:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> rofl
02:00 <AndrewBolt> Truth^Hurtzzz are you matty? im just seeing an established patern
02:00 <AndrewBolt> pattern*
02:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> I really get to you don't I johninja
02:00 <AndrewBolt> i am a scientist
02:00 <johninja> lol
02:00 <AndrewBolt> i a analyse things
02:00 <johninja> i like plying with you matty
02:00 <johninja> when you get boring i will find something else to do
02:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> I enjoy tormenting you johninja
02:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> perhaps its time to post the johninja dick pics again
02:00 <johninja> you are the only one who thinks they 'torment' people
03:00 <xm> maybe it's a Turk thing
03:00 <faux> lol
03:00 <faux> Nah
03:00 <faux> A lot of people call me Christine at first 
03:00 <faux> Until I start saying AH
03:00 <xm> so not much noise lately im taking it?
03:00 <xm> compared to those last ones -- the sex couple etc
03:00 <faux> nah
03:00 <faux> Lolll lol no
03:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> remind you of your past
03:00 <johninja> lol
03:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> rofl
03:00 <johninja> thanks for that
03:00 <AndrewBolt> it's weird when these wannabee trolls 'quit' IRC for some time then come back and the fury comes back. it's like they had a mentally saved troll game
03:00 <AndrewBolt> you'd think they'd get bored of the same antics they repeat over and over again
04:00 <xm> i really wish i had a copy of that recording
04:00 <xm> would have made a great song
04:00 <faux> I sent it to amsy
04:00 <xm> oh
04:00 <faux> Didn't I send it to you 
04:00 <xm> amsy would be archive everything
04:00 <xm> no
04:00 <xm> -be
04:00 <faux> Ask her
04:00 <faux> I have a new phone 
04:00 <xm> will do
04:00 <faux> So I don't have it 
04:00 <xm> maybe when she talks again (Christmas, your birthday or maybe Easter)
04:00 <faux> Lol I'll ask her I talk to her like every day 
04:00 <xm> i finally figured out how to use the iphone y'day
04:00 <johninja> simple minds
04:00 <AndrewBolt> perhaps he is a hipster troll
04:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> rofl
04:00 <AndrewBolt> living in the past
04:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> AndrewBolt
04:00 <johninja> its hard to be creative when you have a sub 80 IQ
04:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> asian piece of shit
04:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> any friend of johninja is a loser
04:00 <johninja> aww now the racism comes out
05:00 <xm> not that i had tried before really
05:00 <xm> but i cbf
05:00 <xm> it was a hassle...
05:00 <xm> turned out the new USB cable didnt like teh phone
05:00 <xm> i had to use the old one
05:00 <xm> still a pain though with all this sync crap
05:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> you must be a loser AndrewBolt
05:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> rofl
05:00 <johninja> you are very weak matty
05:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> johninja greened out
05:00 <Fez> who cares?
05:00 <johninja> couldn't you invent your own stories instead of using joels?
05:00 <AndrewBolt> im surprised matty comes back even after he got exposed with the jess thing
05:00 <johninja> is he smarter than you?
05:00 <johninja> where is jessica matty?
05:00 <Maurice> I think it's a tie..
05:00 <AndrewBolt> lolllllll
06:00 <xm> i talk to amsy everyday too. just waiting for the reply in PM. i field like good old piet
06:00 <xm> feel*
06:00 <xm> excuse that talk, trying to get used to 4 hours of daily sleep again
06:00 <xm> although you are the master of that
06:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> johninja where is mels?
06:00 <johninja> next to me
06:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> where is thecrow?
06:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> where is mandyjane
06:00 <johninja> who cares
06:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> where is faux
06:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> rofl
06:00 <buck> wow
06:00 <buck> cool
06:00 <buck> really cool
06:00 <johninja> his names buck and he's here to fuck
07:00 <johninja> i'm going out for some celibratory drinks and pool soon matty
07:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> saw a recent pic of you johninja
07:00 <johninja> just got some great news
07:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> getting a bit tubby
07:00 <buck> yeah,are you ready to be fucked..
07:00 <AndrewBolt> Truth^Hurtzzz: he's met most of these girls -- and they were real females. you on the other hand got severe depression over breaking up with an imaginary 'female'
07:00 <johninja> lolol
07:00 <johninja> poor matty
08:00 <faux> Nah
08:00 <faux> I sleep normal now
08:00 <faux> I'm out of bed between 6-7 every morning 
08:00 <faux> I sleep around 12ish sometimes earlier if I'm buggered 
08:00 <xm> same. but i just sleep around 3 that's all :D
08:00 <faux> Lol
08:00 <faux> I been eating better too
08:00 <faux> Living with my uncle was great
08:00 <xm> i like the feeling of waking up early, makes you feel like you're making use of more time
08:00 <AndrewBolt> i cant say breaking up really
08:00 <AndrewBolt> there never was a relationship
08:00 <johninja> i would feel sorry for you if you weren't such a dick
08:00 <AndrewBolt> lolllllllllll
08:00 <Maurice> johninja is fat.. in the pants
08:00 <johninja> ;p
08:00 <johninja> how many times have you msterbated over my pics matty?
08:00 <johninja> its kinda flattering but creepy
09:00 <xm> i only stay up late because i concentrate better then
09:00 <faux> I lost weight cos my grandma cooks healthy lol
09:00 <faux> And no eating before bed
09:00 <faux> Was good
09:00 <xm> i have lost A LOT of weight
09:00 <xm> quite visibly too
09:00 <faux> So I'm doing the same here
09:00 <faux> Cooking and stuff
09:00 <xm> yeah, eating before bed is bad bad
09:00 <faux> Although I cheated today and bought Pringles
09:00 <faux> :')
09:00 <faux> What
09:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> johninja there are gyms for people like you
09:00 <faux> There are clinics for people like you
09:00 <faux> Lol I'm so funny
10:00 <faux> Yup
10:00 <xm> what flavour
10:00 <doctor> are they as fun and social as the ads say?
10:00 <faux> Originak 
10:00 <faux> L
10:00 <xm> eating before bed is bad, but eating in bed is fun and good -- it can cancel each other out
10:00 <xm> in theory
10:00 <xm> in THEORY
10:00 <faux> They're the best flavour 
10:00 <faux> Huh
10:00 <xm> i think there was a salt & vinegar pringles
10:00 <xm> but i havent had pringles for a very long time
10:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> faux gym for you too tubby
10:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> johninja tell us about the off the shoulder t shirt pic
10:00 <johninja> did you like that one?
10:00 <faux> He he he
10:00 <faux> Original irc insults 101
10:00 <johninja> lol
10:00 <johninja> 'looser'
11:00 <doctor> salt flavoured
11:00 <xm> i only like original or s &v
11:00 <xm> nothing else really
11:00 <doctor> dried potato puree
11:00 <Fez> Theres heaps of flavours but theyre all shit except for original
11:00 <xm> the best chips ive ever had were apple chips but i have not seen them in the shops again
11:00 <Fez> Of pringles
11:00 <AndrewBolt> it all makes sense now. matty was disturbed with the 'jess' exposure -- not because it turned out to be a guy...but that he discovered he was STILL attracted...to berman. it explains his obsession with males online and keeping tabs on which females a male has been involved with/knows, no straight male gives a fuck
11:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> I'd like to know about it
11:00 <AndrewBolt> it's like he's a gossip columnist or something
11:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> what made you show a little skin johninja?
11:00 <johninja> lmao
11:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> Did you think people would find it attractive?
12:00 <xm> the weird thing about this time of the year and waking up early is
12:00 <xm> it's a bit cold before 9am
12:00 <xm> then after that it starts to warm up a bit
12:00 <doctor> yeah and hot untill around 3am
12:00 <xm> shirt on, shirt off
12:00 <xm> im such a stripper
12:00 <Q{> O_O
12:00 <xm> it's such a strip teasing taking 1-2 hours
12:00 <xm> -tease*
12:00 <johninja> ok matty i have baby stuff to do
12:00 <johninja> so enjoy yourself champ
12:00 <johninja> bbs
13:00 <xm> Q{ undilate those pupils
13:00 <xm> i am offended.
13:00 <Q{> o_o
13:00 <xm> thank you
13:00 <xm> much better
13:00 <Q{> -_-
13:00 <xm> default Asian
13:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> rofl
13:00 <AndrewBolt> Truth^Hurtzzz: stop PMing me. berman blocked your number for a reason. stop calling from other phones, it's a waste of your time and money. he's got a new phone number now and im not giving it to you. move on
13:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> going to eat the shit out of its soiled nappy are you johninja
14:00 <Q{> can u name some of ur strip routine moves ?
14:00 <AndrewBolt> actually he does look a bit like Picard
15:00 <Q{> u have perky bottoms
15:00 <Q{> do u jiggle it 
15:00 <xm> putting my nipple hairs around my erect nipples
15:00 <xm> ?
15:00 <xm> OK. moving on
16:00 <Q{> u get on all four naked?
16:00 <ZeroDistance> The most disgusting thing about Picard is  he isnt dead
17:00 <ZeroDistance> I'm wrapping my awesome areola over Picards face right now
17:00 <ZeroDistance> in his fish n chip shop 
17:00 <ZeroDistance> faggot.
17:00 <simba> lol u r always talking about picard now
17:00 <johninja> lel
17:00 <ZeroDistance> hahaha
17:00 <ZeroDistance> i hope u knows bro
17:00 <johninja> picard is pwnd by life
18:00 <ZeroDistance> he's so much fun
18:00 <ZeroDistance> lol!
18:00 <ZeroDistance> pwnd by his own faggotness.
18:00 <ZeroDistance> uh oh
18:00 <ZeroDistance> Here come the Boss.
18:00 <ZeroDistance> xD
19:00 <simba> pollocks onto him again
19:00 <ZeroDistance> NO
19:00 <ZeroDistance> ohwell
19:00 <ZeroDistance> saves having to type.
19:00 <ZeroDistance> mav exposed him for the backstabber chatter he is
20:00 <xm> heh called me 'fucking clueless'
20:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
20:00 <ZeroDistance> but you're an intellectual.
20:00 <xm> well, thing is ive known loof for many years -- so im 'fucking clueless' over what he was talking about
20:00 <johninja> lol
21:00 <ZeroDistance> I guess you're Clueless then, but which hottie in the movie are you ;)
21:00 <ZeroDistance> yer
21:00 <xm> i could elaborate further but i cbf
21:00 <ZeroDistance> no shit
21:00 <johninja> fk this rain
21:00 <johninja> at least its not nth qld i guess
21:00 <ZeroDistance> yea noshit, i want to wash this couch cover
22:00 <ZeroDistance> cigggga time.
22:00 <johninja> where is the loof?
22:00 <johninja> i met him the other day
22:00 <xm> what?
22:00 <xm> cool
22:00 <johninja> good dude
22:00 <xm> id love to meet loofster
22:00 <johninja> yeh had the washing in the shed for 3 days
22:00 <johninja> still damp
22:00 <ZeroDistance> :/
23:00 <xm> he has some pretty funny gaming ideas
23:00 <Q{> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DjnAIJfOtM
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cyborg drummer performs first live gig (Apr 9, 2014) 1:30 - Category: Science and Technology - 5,315 views - 64 likes (94.1%), 4 dislikes (5.9%)
23:00 <Maurice> I wish it'd rain here
23:00 <johninja> gonn have to wash again and use a dryer
26:00 <simba> Cum.
28:00 <Q{> http://www.dailylife.com.au/news-and-views/the-women-who-fake-virginity-20140409-36crr.html
28:00 <Fez> horses eat it
31:00 <Saemon> uh oh
31:00 <Saemon> baldness has arrived
31:00 <Saemon> damn johninja clothes in shed for 3 days n still damp
31:00 <Saemon> moss would grow on it man
31:00 <Saemon> mould
32:00 <johninja> fuck off
32:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
32:00 <johninja> you're mould
32:00 <Bastardly_One> ^^
32:00 <Saemon> ?
32:00 <Saemon> go to a laundromat and dry it
34:00 <CannibalClown> Saemon has mould growing on his ass
35:00 <Saemon> want a sniffy?
36:00 <xm> ROFL. just made a Jehovah;s Witness guy at the door furious
36:00 <xm> just like IRC, except i can see their faces
36:00 <Saemon> snort that shit like a line of coke 
37:00 <johninja> lol mel
37:00 <johninja> yeh some of it is starting to stink :(
38:00 <johninja> lol nice one
38:00 <xm> surprised im not blacklisted yet
38:00 <Saemon> i had to throw away a couple of my shits cuz of that
38:00 <Saemon> after not drying it properly, no matter how much re-washed it, the sour damp smell always came back
39:00 <xm> last time i was told "you're the most obnoxious person ive ever door knocked too"
39:00 <xm> and he's probably been doing it for decades
39:00 <xm> the thing is i am always polite
39:00 <xm> it's just that people get very angry when they dont know how to counter your arguments
39:00 <xm> they're not used to being confounded
39:00 <xm> especially with their wife nearby
39:00 <doctor> I'm always nice to them because they're old people who look afraid, I take their flyer and just throw it in the bin when they leave
39:00 <xm> it's often a couple, one man + one female
39:00 <Saemon> shirts*
39:00 <johninja> dang
39:00 <Saemon> lucky it was just a couple of cheapy jayjays shirts
39:00 <johninja> i got some nice echo utd ones the other day
39:00 <johninja> dude gave me a sweet deal
40:00 <xm> unless it's one elder and the other is in training
40:00 <xm> im Christian, though, so im obliged to take it more seriously
40:00 <xm> still chuckling though
40:00 <doctor> oh, well if you're oblidged that's different
40:00 <johninja> was 2 for 50
40:00 <Saemon> nice
40:00 <johninja> and he's like i'll give you 2 for 40
40:00 <johninja> and then 3 for 50
40:00 <johninja> kept trying to sell me everything cheap lol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> [12:38] <Saemon> i had to throw away a couple of my shits cuz of that
40:00 <Saemon> thats pretty awesome lol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> why does this not surprise me he collects poo
40:00 <Saemon> its meant to be shirts u old pervert
41:00 <xm> it amazes me why people would rather live in ignorance than question their beliefs. im not saying he had to adopt my beliefs, but he doesnt even want to think for a split second he's wrong
41:00 <xm> i suppose when you've lived this long thinking you're right you become incorrigble
41:00 <xm> it's a life time investment
41:00 <Saemon> not suprised someone like you would think of something like that
41:00 <Bastardly_One> coming from someone that pisses in a jar
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you meant shits
41:00 <Saemon> i think maybe ur just getting senile b1
41:00 <Saemon> no mental exercises do some crosswords
41:00 <Saemon> recite the alphabet
41:00 <johninja> lets talk about the weather again
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shut up and get off the computer and go for a walk
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh wait, MY bad
41:00 <[Maverick]> ok 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> the weather is awesome
42:00 <xm> (and end up bankrupt in the end)
42:00 <doctor> people who don't doubt themselves will eventually ruin themselves
42:00 <doctor> that's why I don't like our "leaders", they don't doubt themselves enough
42:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're a fucking duck
42:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One get a haircut mate
42:00 <johninja> shitty in melbs
42:00 <johninja> yeh lol
42:00 <Saemon> whoops MY bad
42:00 <johninja> like 5 days of shitty rain
42:00 <johninja> not even proper rain
42:00 <johninja> just drizzle
42:00 <johninja> so lame
42:00 <johninja> one thing i hate bout melbs
42:00 <Saemon> fo shizzle
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet Saemon cries at songs like Walk on By
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and Walk! by Pantera
42:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
42:00 <Saemon> it must suck being old n bald though
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that fucking drizzle eh?
43:00 <xm> that is one of the problems with the JW church -- they will only attract a certain demographic: the old and lonely
43:00 <xm> hence the old and 'wholesome' people they send out to love bomb them
43:00 <doctor> true, or political migrants
43:00 <Saemon> hows the nose ring goin?
43:00 <Saemon> speaking of rain
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a big walker ... this drizzle can fuck right off
43:00 <Saemon> does anyone drink rainwater?
43:00 <Saemon> im not sure if the city one is safe or not
43:00 <Saemon> since pollution
44:00 <xm> the younger ones understand it a bit more but that's because they really do read their NWT Bible A LOT
44:00 <xm> but, of course, they abandon it later when they realise it's fucked up
44:00 <xm> it's a cult -- so they rely on excommunication and brainwashing and cutting them off from the rest of the world to ensure they wont leave
44:00 <ZeroDistance> goose is the worst gamertag ever
44:00 <ZeroDistance> goose on goodgame
44:00 <Saemon> most of the time, when ppl get sick after drinking rainwater, its not because of the rainwter itself per se
44:00 <Saemon> its from the accumulated shit on the gutters, tubes n tank that the rain water passes along
45:00 <xm> ive known a few JWs from class that exclusively hung around other JWs outside of class
45:00 <xm> that's how strict it was
45:00 <Bastardly_One> xPox gave me the gayest gaming tag
45:00 <Bastardly_One> so gay I can't remember it unless I logged in
45:00 <Saemon> my uncles rainwater collection system, it runs down from the gutter of his rooftop all the way down to the tank
45:00 <Saemon> its like a water slide
45:00 <Saemon> only on the gutters theres heaps of bird shit 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> tank water is just as "dangerous"
46:00 <doctor> just goes to show how easy it is to forget they are JWs when they don't perform their daily rituals and not spend enough time with other JHs
46:00 <xm> what do you think of Mormon door knockers?
46:00 <xm> they're quite the opposite
46:00 <xm> they're always happy like they're on drugs
46:00 <doctor> I've never encountered them before
46:00 <xm> really?
46:00 <doctor> Or maybe I have, I just wasn't listening
46:00 <doctor> How can you tell?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> animals shit in it 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
46:00 <Q{> what about gutter rust
46:00 <Saemon> yep the whole shebang
46:00 <Saemon> gutter rust, animal faeces, dead insects etc
46:00 <ZeroDistance> someone already has this as their gamertag so i couldnt use it :(
47:00 <xm> they just happen to have the hottest girls too for some reason
47:00 <xm> i talk to them --- but you can tell from the distance
47:00 <doctor> Do they practice eugenics?
47:00 <xm> they generally dress in simple black & white cheap suits
47:00 <xm> tie etc
47:00 <xm> also in twos
47:00 <xm> 1 or 2 bikes
47:00 <Saemon> and he fucken drinks his rainwater like as if its miracle holy water
47:00 <Saemon> not suprised he's always havin gastro
47:00 <Q{> boiling not help neutralise rust even
47:00 <Q{> theres a bug that cause most of gastro prob
47:00 <Q{> its a bacteria
48:00 <xm> they carry their Mormon Bible a bit
48:00 <doctor> So like a door to door salesman? I always thought they were just people on behalf of a telco
48:00 <xm> but the JWs just carry those light paper tracts
48:00 <xm> the JWs are the world's #1 religious publishers btw
48:00 <xm> that just shows how much they print
48:00 <doctor> Do they give them out for free?
48:00 <xm> yes
48:00 <doctor> that would be why
48:00 <Q{> hmm whats there to do?
48:00 <Q{> i might turn someone gay
49:00 <doctor> just throw them at peoples doorsteps like the yellow pages
49:00 <xm> and people like you waste their money :D
49:00 <xm> good on ya
49:00 <xm> doing your bit
49:00 <doctor> lol
49:00 <xm> my brother used to burn it and put it on the door step on Saturdays when he knew they'd come
49:00 <xm> i thought that was wrong
49:00 <xm> i would put a pile of steaming dog shit on it
49:00 <xm> nah
49:00 <Q{> good day to convert
49:00 <Q{> how about it Saemon 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it is rather boring though I tend to agree
49:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
49:00 <Bastardly_One> oops again
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh fuck off underline
50:00 <doctor> Just in the bin for me, with all the supermarket brochures and takeaway menus
50:00 <xm> i do collect religious tracts
50:00 <xm> but i stopped caring about the JW ones because there are just too many
51:00 <xm> it's a good thing Muslims dont go door knocking. id get fatwa'd
51:00 <doctor> I'd say because they don't try selling it, force is all they know
51:00 <Q{> yeh boring
51:00 <Q{> i might get something to tickle my taste buds
51:00 <[Goose]> a dick?
52:00 <xm> i believe there was some sort of agreement many decades ago that the larger mainstream non-cult Christian churches said they wouldnt go door knocking. sounds strange, will need to check that claim
52:00 <xm> it was basically an anti-turf wars agreement
52:00 <Q{> roasted
52:00 <Q{> not pickled
52:00 <Q{> yeh food is a good idea
53:00 <xm> anyway, if they want young people to join
53:00 <xm> they'd better get with the times
53:00 <xm> and have attractive women doing the door knocking
53:00 <doctor> Catholics or protestants don't need to, they're already established through the discourse of day to day life. Their presense is well known
53:00 <xm> like what happens with WWF
53:00 <xm> that is true
53:00 <xm> Catholic numbers are dropping though
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to go game shopping only I shouldn't
53:00 <Q{> i get more energy to type
53:00 <Q{> u need help Bastardly_One 
53:00 <Q{> call game addict anonymous
53:00 <ZeroDistance> http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5876f2aced/don-cheadle-is-captain-planet
54:00 <Bastardly_One> there should be a fucktard anonymous
54:00 <Bastardly_One> can see it now
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Saemon goes to stand up
54:00 <buck> oo
55:00 <doctor> They'll need to compensate for the numbers in poorer countries
55:00 <xm> yes, and import them here
55:00 <xm> and hope they breed more
55:00 <ZeroDistance> arr
55:00 <doctor> eventually they'll have to pay for their welfare
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and then remembers he can't ... then slumps in his chair saying, "My name is Saemon and clearly I'm a fuckwit
55:00 <Bastardly_One> where do I know buck from?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I know 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Mz Fiz
55:00 <Bastardly_One> wherever she is 
56:00 <ZeroDistance> xm and the doc
56:00 <ZeroDistance> doctor
56:00 <ZeroDistance> need help um
56:00 <doctor> Pandas
56:00 <xm> do we need help, or do you want help
56:00 <xm> :D
56:00 <ZeroDistance> good chick ino wants to come around, dunno how im feeling about chilling
56:00 <ZeroDistance> atm feel good about it..
56:00 <xm> just put on a chris/peace track
56:00 <ZeroDistance> advice with the ROBE :P
56:00 <xm> it will put everyone in the mood
56:00 <doctor> don't try to impress
56:00 <ZeroDistance> oh nah it's not sexual 
57:00 <xm> patty cake?
57:00 <ZeroDistance> what's patty cake?
57:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
57:00 <xm> pat a cake sorry
57:00 <doctor> does she like xbox?
57:00 <doctor> ps3 sorry
57:00 <ZeroDistance> give it this way I still have on this gold necklace she bought for me couple weeks ago
57:00 <xm> i say patty cake because i tease this girl all the time over it, who is called patty
58:00 <ZeroDistance> she doesnt mind gaming
58:00 <xm> everyone is apologising to ZeroDistance 
58:00 <ZeroDistance> im xbox one bro
58:00 <xm> panda amnesty day
58:00 <doctor> ohh
58:00 <ZeroDistance> i mean xbox gonna have direct X 12 soon
58:00 <xm> everyone who has wronged panda MUST say sorry now
58:00 <ZeroDistance> fk ps4
58:00 <ZeroDistance> LOL
58:00 <xm> doctor: all these consoles are the same to me
58:00 <ZeroDistance> xm I'd never want one from you
58:00 <xm> can you get Zelda on PS5 yet?
58:00 <ZeroDistance> Say shit to you I said it
58:00 <Bastardly_One> today's song is 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwrL9MV6jSk
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Milli Vanilli - Blame It On The Rain (Apr 19, 2006) 4:05 - Category: Music - 9,971,124 views - 14,091 likes (94.3%), 856 dislikes (5.7%)
59:00 <ZeroDistance> can you get XBOX TEN YET?
59:00 <ZeroDistance> *goes crazy and becomes super-man*
59:00 <ZeroDistance> thnku doc :D
00:00 <Bastardly_One> someone entertain me 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> or I'll sing this song
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and we don't want that
01:00 <CannibalClown> .
03:00 <johninja> lol
03:00 <johninja> i actually like that song
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you would 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Well, TheRon would 
04:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wSn81dLK6s#aid=P-Dp5nPQhOk 
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fine Young Cannibals - She Drives Me Crazy (1988) HD (Feb 18, 2012) 3:37 - Category: Music - 785,568 views - 3,892 likes (98%), 81 dislikes (2%)
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't handle that song 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> even when it came out 
04:00 <johninja> I can't stop 
04:00 <johninja> the way i feel
04:00 <CannibalClown> she drives me crazy oooooo ooooooooooo
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I like this though
05:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5Se-9XAVE
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fine Young Cannibals - Johnny Come Home (Feb 26, 2012) 3:31 - Category: Music - 37,168 views - 176 likes (98.3%), 3 dislikes (1.7%)
05:00 <CannibalClown> nope
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I said I ... not anyone else 
09:00 <Pieter> aqwwt
09:00 <Pieter> got cyanogenmod on the damn tablet
09:00 <Pieter> no spen cdapabilioties tho :(
09:00 <Pieter> finally can get the smart watch working on it tho :))))
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that was kind of handy finding that thanks to a link on the right
09:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGAVwQAmAHs
09:00 <johninja> this song pretty cool
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alphaville - Forever Young ~Official Video (Nov 26, 2011) 3:42 - Category: Music - 2,575,196 views - 10,023 likes (98.4%), 159 dislikes (1.6%)
09:00 <johninja> haha
09:00 <johninja> nice
09:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wow
10:00 <johninja> yeh i like doing some mixes just by chosing from the 'reccomended'
20:00 <Bastardly_One> afternoon and all that jazz
20:00 <Lumeah> 'I'm a bit wet'... shows pruney fingers.. 
20:00 <Lumeah> hi b1.
20:00 <Bastardly_One> hey 
22:00 <Lumeah> no body here.  tap tap tap. 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> guess not 
23:00 <Lumeah> someone was looking for u last night 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmm?
24:00 <Lumeah> lol not much use if i dunno who tho.. sry. 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> whatcha on about?
26:00 <CannibalClown> aNYoNe SeeN MY MaTe BaSTaRDLY_oNe?
26:00 <Lumeah> yup
27:00 <Lumeah> that's it. 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I knew what she meant
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I figured she might get the hint :P
28:00 <Bastardly_One> just trouble making shit Lumeah ... don't worry about it 
28:00 <Lumeah> ok
31:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
32:00 <Bastardly_One> how's stuff?
33:00 <Lumeah> stuffs good.. get to go hardware shopping!. yay.. in the new work ute. 
34:00 <Lumeah> :p.. 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
34:00 <Lumeah> simple i know.. 
34:00 <Lumeah> better then working in the rain
38:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, that's cool ... what's wrong with simple?
38:00 <Lumeah> nuffin. 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> if that's enjoyable to you then good I say :)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> worse things than that in life 
41:00 <Lumeah> yup. 
41:00 <Lumeah> true
44:00 <Fez> Pruned?
44:00 <Fez> But i thought...
44:00 <Fez> O nvm
46:00 <Lumeah> lol what? 
47:00 <Fez> I thought u knew how to keep dry
47:00 <Lumeah> hands still get wet. 
47:00 <Fez> Ah
47:00 <Fez> Whats for lunch?
49:00 <BlackDevil> Teen charged in high school stabbing rampage described as"typical young kid"
50:00 <Fez> America?
50:00 <Fez> Ofcoarse it is
50:00 <Fez> So ofcoarse they are
50:00 <Lumeah> ham salad sandwich 
50:00 <Fez> Yum
51:00 <Lumeah> yup.. tea.. Easter eggs. 
52:00 <Fez> Easter eggs already?
52:00 <Lumeah> yup
52:00 <Fez> Spoilt! ;)
52:00 <Lumeah> yep.. seeya
52:00 <Fez> Ciao
53:00 <simba> cum
53:00 <dudz> right!
53:00 <dudz> so i'm here now
53:00 <dudz> everyone go get fucked
53:00 <dudz> everyone?
54:00 <dudz> i'm the beagle around here
54:00 <dudz> got it?
54:00 <dudz> have i made myself semi clear?
54:00 <dudz> he thinks he's funny simba 
54:00 <dudz> look at him typing stuff
54:00 <simba> lol
54:00 <dudz> :)
54:00 <simba> that is exactly what beagle would do
54:00 <dudz> arh right
55:00 <dudz> try predict what others are thinking?
55:00 <dudz> based on observation
55:00 <dudz> and memory
55:00 <dudz> but then smoke heaps of weed and fuck his memory up
55:00 <dudz> and then just lose the plot
55:00 <johninja> lol
55:00 <johninja> interesting comparison
55:00 <dudz> :)
55:00 <dudz> hi john
55:00 <johninja> hi bro
55:00 <dudz> so just so you are aware, i run the shots around here
56:00 <dudz> you and simba are quite close to me though
56:00 <dudz> i wont say that there is a difference in our elevation because thats asking for negative reactions
56:00 <simba> i think u need therapy
56:00 <dudz> hey come on simba i tried to include you into my empire
57:00 <dudz> right so therapy ay
57:00 <dudz> thought thats what irc was
58:00 <dudz> i found my mind actually, i got it back
58:00 <dudz> just waiting for an iso of pcbsd 10.0 to download then i'll be installing that on my main i7 desktop machine
58:00 <Fez> Dudz
58:00 <dudz> fired up my old desktop earlier and am in it now, just was checking out some old pics and videos and stuff
58:00 <dudz> hi fez
58:00 <Fez> Oh
58:00 <Fez> Hi dudz
58:00 <BlackDevil> and porn collection
59:00 <Fez> U expected a hi
59:00 <dudz> yeah i was actually making sure i didn't have any remerence of porn left
59:00 <Fez> Oh
59:00 <Fez> Tit pics?
59:00 <dudz> this girl i like doesn't like it when i have porn, i dont need it anyway, porns for faggots
59:00 <ZeroDistance> gotta bbq chicken
59:00 <ZeroDistance> werd ups
00:00 <Fez> Get the porn and send it ti fez
00:00 <dudz> narh porns for gays
00:00 <simba> agreed
00:00 <simba> why doesnt she let you have porn
00:00 <dudz> she'd let me, just i saw how upset it made her
01:00 <simba> yea why
01:00 <dudz> anyway thats not me
01:00 <dudz> i'll just type some shit about me and gain heaps of attention and respect for myself in #melbourne
01:00 <dudz> then i'll part ways
01:00 <xm> porn ninja
02:00 <Fez> Austnet #melbourne?
02:00 <dudz> i feel like i've gained alot of respect already, i sense that xm is ready to start handing the respect out in large quantity
02:00 <xm> dudz, will you be my son's godfather??????
03:00 <dudz> do i have to?
03:00 <xm> i need a good Catholic role model
03:00 <xm> yeah you do
03:00 <dudz> oh ok
03:00 <dudz> well if i have to then i guess we are doing that
03:00 <xm> strippers after the confirmation party
03:00 <xm> that's the bonus
03:00 <dudz> oh right
03:00 <xm> real life porn !
03:00 <dudz> how long until the chrisoning?
03:00 <Fez> Dudz likes strippers
04:00 <xm> but you cant store it on the hard drive
04:00 <xm> well, maybe on the phone and then transfer
04:00 <xm> but eyah
04:00 <dudz> i don't have a calander though, can you remind me?
04:00 <dudz> seams like something that you'd be into keeping track of
04:00 <Fez> Do u have a memory dudz?
04:00 <dudz> yeah but i generally only put selfish stuff into it
05:00 <Fez> Oh yea
05:00 <Fez> People do that
05:00 <dudz> so yeah, there would be alot of hassle and pain involved in trying to find a space for it
05:00 <Fez> You must be one
05:00 <dudz> good afternoon Excessive 
06:00 <dudz> we are just talking about how grown up i am
06:00 <Excessive> \o.
06:00 <dudz> .o/
07:00 <Fez> U got a crown yet?
07:00 <dudz> i got a crown top capper
07:00 <dudz> from when i used to homebrew
08:00 <Fez> Oh good
08:00 <dudz> i could use that on my head
08:00 <Fez> Kingly
08:00 <dudz> it would be desirable to hanging out in #melbourne
09:00 <dudz> but just you know, havn't got much time from being bussy with all the projects and having responsibilities and shit
10:00 <Fez> Like skateboarding hey
10:00 <dudz> yep
10:00 <Fez> Kingboarding*
10:00 <dudz> narh
10:00 <dudz> just skateboarding
10:00 <Fez> Oh
11:00 <dudz> 50minutes remaining on pcbsd 10.0 iso download.
11:00 <Fez> Os?
11:00 <dudz> i tried to install 9.2, but it hasn't got support for my video card on my i7 machine, so the display was all messed up when i rebooted to do the actual installing after booting from the dvd.
12:00 <Fez> Oh yuck
12:00 <Fez> Gpu's are great
13:00 <dudz> yeah it was to hard to see anything, there was lines all over the place, i tried to manuvour things around, it was sitting on a display settings screen but it was just too hard to see where to click, good reason to ditch gui's and stick with console, i couldn't even do it that way because i hadn't got upto the stage yet of creating a login
13:00 <dudz> so i couldn't just login through terminal and load the nvidia drivers that way
14:00 <Fez> Nvidia is a common brand
14:00 <dudz> so that lead me to visit the pcbsd.org website where i thought sometime ago that there was a new release out, and there was so i began leeching that one, and i'll just burn that from another machine shortly
14:00 <Fez> Are you into advertising now dudz?
15:00 <dudz> it's the manufactuer of chips for alot of graphical devices, other companys buy their chips to use with there products, afaik, 
15:00 <dudz> they might manufacture the entire boards themselves too and just other company's tag over them with there names and provide specifications to the nvidia fellows.
15:00 <Fez> Informative
16:00 <Fez> Lots of text to ignore
16:00 <dudz> yep
16:00 <Fez> :D
16:00 <dudz> so i did some pushups last night
16:00 <dudz> and some more today
17:00 <dudz> i just ate salmon and white mold cheese with tobasco sauce inbetween some bread
17:00 <dudz> *smoked salmon
17:00 <Fez> A sandwich?
17:00 <dudz> yep
18:00 <Fez> Awesome
18:00 <dudz> someone had already consumed the advodaco, and i was in a rush to get on #melbourne so you see i didn't have time to open up a fresh one and it might have even been not ripe enough yet which would have just created more delays
18:00 <dudz> *advocado
18:00 <BlackDevil> life of an avocado
18:00 <johninja> salmon is gross
19:00 <dudz> salmon is an aquired taste
19:00 <dudz> i've taken it onboard
19:00 <johninja> yeah
19:00 <Fez> I hate it too
19:00 <dudz> started with tuna, then i advanced to salmon
19:00 <Fez> Its always fkn raw
22:00 <johninja> i love tunA
22:00 <Fez> I love beef
23:00 <dudz> i love a female
23:00 <Fez> Human female?
23:00 <dudz> yep
24:00 <johninja> nice
24:00 <dudz> good timing too because i don't think she likes me anymore
24:00 <Fez> Oh
24:00 <Fez> Why not?
24:00 <dudz> cause i'm shit, havn't you noticed?
25:00 <Fez> I have
25:00 <dudz> yeah, so i reckon its got something to do with that
25:00 <Fez> Oh yea
25:00 <Fez> Atleast u know why
25:00 <dudz> yeah
25:00 <dudz> just need to be less shit
25:00 <Fez> Worst thing is not knowing why
25:00 <dudz> hanging out with #melbourne should teach me valuable life lessons
26:00 <Fez> Or teach you bad habbits
26:00 <dudz> hopefully something destructive comes from it
26:00 <Fez> Dynamite?
26:00 <dudz> yeah like physical or mental damage
27:00 <dudz> spirals and shit
27:00 <dudz> notice how i said yeah even though we are talking about different things?
27:00 <Fez> No
27:00 <dudz> oh ok
27:00 <Fez> Didnt read that part
27:00 <dudz> arh yep
27:00 <Fez> Cuz your shit
28:00 <dudz> i understand
28:00 <Fez> Thats good
28:00 <dudz> so yeah, your all a bunch of words
29:00 <BlackDevil> a lot of people are
29:00 <Fez> Im 3 words
29:00 <dudz> all sorts of different words
29:00 <Fez> People call them names
29:00 <dudz> to get your attention hey
30:00 <Fez> Yep
30:00 <dudz> leaste they talk to you 
30:00 <Fez> I just said yep to agree like u did earlier
30:00 <dudz> yeah humans copy each other
30:00 <Fez> I dont talk to people nor do they me in irl
30:00 <dudz> that was a fine example of that
31:00 <dudz> i usually dont engage with people irl
31:00 <johninja> whammy
31:00 <Fez> Whammy bar john?
31:00 <dudz> bottle it all up then spit it all into #melbourne
32:00 <Fez> All?
32:00 <dudz> oh that was to broad
32:00 <Fez> Thatll leave the bottle empty
32:00 <BlackDevil> i like water
32:00 <dudz> but being broad is kinda like being vague right?
32:00 <Fez> Kinda
32:00 <Fez> Spelt different
33:00 <dudz> yeah, used in different sentences usually too hey
33:00 <BlackDevil> water that has beer flavor and alcohol
33:00 <Fez> Yea
33:00 <dudz> yeah i was thinking to drink but i dismissed it because i do that already sometimes
33:00 <Fez> And a chill blackdevil?
33:00 <BlackDevil> sure
34:00 <BlackDevil> walter mitty is pretty boring
35:00 <Fez> Is that the thing about mary poppins?
35:00 <Fez> Thing/movie
35:00 <dudz> i might go, give someone else a chance to type something.
35:00 <dudz> i'm considerate like that
36:00 <dudz> hopefully people read what it yped and form judgements on me
36:00 <dudz> then if i use enough smarts i can counteract them later on, but i better not give away to much of my end game plan.
37:00 <dudz> buisness world thrives on secrecy
37:00 <dudz> etc
37:00 <dudz> blah, blah, blah, i'm off.
37:00 <dudz> i'll part the chan too so people can talk behind my back in group sessions
37:00 <ZeroDistance> dudz
37:00 <ZeroDistance> u needa give up the ass more
37:00 <dudz> sorry i don't have time ZeroDistance 
37:00 <ZeroDistance> less talk
37:00 <ZeroDistance> more sex
37:00 <ZeroDistance> shhhhhh
38:00 <ZeroDistance> AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA shit
39:00 <BlackDevil> cam whores are not getting naked
40:00 <Fez> Upgrade to cam sluts
40:00 <Fez> They dont want the money. Just the audience
40:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
40:00 <ZeroDistance> CAM SLUZ FOR FREE
40:00 <ZeroDistance> oh they is
41:00 <ZeroDistance> ;)
41:00 <Fez> ;)
41:00 <ZeroDistance> ahaha
42:00 <BlackDevil> like this girl http://www.myfreecams.com/#MissAlice_94
42:00 <BlackDevil> doesnt get naked
43:00 <Fez> On phone bro
44:00 <Fez> Plus. Theres tonnes of porn where the chick does get naked
44:00 <Fez> Just go check other shit out
48:00 <ZeroDistance> *clicks now*
48:00 <ZeroDistance> ahee hee
49:00 <ZeroDistance> that didnt load a chick loaded fkn tick-a-box bro lols
51:00 <BlackDevil> yea that bitch gets naked
51:00 <BlackDevil> never does anyting else
51:00 <BlackDevil> boring aussie
14:00 <Q{> when do hotties come online?
15:00 <Q{> anyone knows?
15:00 <Fez> Im here now
15:00 <Fez> :)
15:00 <Q{> ur not a a hottie fez
15:00 <Fez> :(
15:00 <Q{> what an abominal image
16:00 <Fez> Your too picky
16:00 <Q{> no im not
16:00 <Q{> there are plenty of hotties around
16:00 <Q{> just not on irc
16:00 <Q{> some are on paid webcams
16:00 <Q{> it seems
17:00 <Fez> Whats the hottie to nottie ratio on irc?
17:00 <Q{> 1 per 10,000
17:00 <Fez> Irl?
18:00 <Q{> 1 in 100
18:00 <Fez> Oh
18:00 <Fez> Wow
18:00 <Q{> yeh big diff
19:00 <Fez> Not really
19:00 <BlackDevil> very diff
19:00 <Fez> U include male hotties?
19:00 <BlackDevil> im a male hottie
20:00 <Fez> Same
20:00 <Q{> http://media.theage.drive.com.au/cars/car-news/cement-truck-vs-car-on-dashcam-5338380.html
20:00 <Fez> Q is too
21:00 <Q{> i not been assessing males
22:00 <Q{> i dont know if serenita is a hottie or not
22:00 <Q{> but she is definitely a snot nose chick
22:00 <Q{> lots of boggas
25:00 <Q{> https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/10006336_917430371619750_8367501872120044651_n.jpg
27:00 <Fez> Id think not
29:00 <Q{> oh go on click it
29:00 <Q{> it is funny
29:00 <Q{> and insightful
29:00 <Q{> just do it 
29:00 <Fez> Are you a nike rep.?
30:00 <Q{> no, but i could be if they pay me enuf
31:00 <Q{> http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/sharks-follow-boat.htm
33:00 <g^style> dont irc as root
37:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeV7yvNIScY
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shark vs. Octopus (Aug 15, 2012) 2:46 - Category: Entertainment - 653,097 views - 1,481 likes (92.2%), 125 dislikes (7.8%)
39:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uLPtmCroQ8
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Octopus Caught While Kayak Fishing (May 16, 2011) 2:06 - Category: Sports - 34,790,440 views - 28,530 likes (84.7%), 5,154 dislikes (15.3%)
45:00 <BlackDevil> i having deoderant on
45:00 <BlackDevil> i cant smell myself
47:00 <Q{> what brand?
47:00 <Q{> axe?
47:00 <Q{> rexona?
47:00 <BlackDevil> gasoline
48:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
48:00 <DreamSeller> scent of mandyjane 
48:00 <DreamSeller> aka pepe le pew 
50:00 <johninja> lol
50:00 <johninja> hey The_Baron
50:00 <BlackDevil> hey johninja
50:00 <BlackDevil> made out with cumiva yet?
50:00 <johninja> afternoon BlackDevil
51:00 <johninja> yes
51:00 <johninja> i came in his hair
53:00 <Fez> He will never wash again
54:00 <BlackDevil> he never washes him bum
57:00 <Fez> Thats how he remembers who he's been with
25:00 <dr00d> oh wow i havent been in here for years )
25:00 <dr00d> :)
25:00 <dr00d> can i be a chanop ?
25:00 <Rak> nudie pics first
25:00 <Rak> the rules haven't changed
25:00 <dr00d> lol
25:00 <DreamSeller> yeah 
25:00 <DreamSeller> tits out 
25:00 <TheRon> i'll give it a crack
26:00 <dr00d> im a guy tho ...
26:00 <dr00d> :-x
26:00 <Q{> i get to see pic first
26:00 <dr00d> wat kinda place is this :)
26:00 <Q{> virtual purgatoary
27:00 <Q{> with many chambers of love
27:00 <ChanOP> there is only one chanop 
28:00 <TheRon> the king of kings
28:00 <TheRon> there is only one
28:00 <Rak> one chanop to in the darkness bind them
29:00 <Serenity> lol
30:00 <dr00d> thats ok i can handle being a loyal servant
30:00 <dr00d> can i have cake tho  ?
30:00 <Serenity> no
30:00 <dr00d> :(
30:00 <Serenity> the cake is mine
30:00 <dr00d> !
30:00 <dr00d> how about water and bread
30:00 <Rak> damn you're needy
31:00 <Rak> how about you start with the nudie pics and go from there
31:00 <Serenity> haha ^
31:00 <Ana_Ng> nudies of anyone
31:00 <dr00d> ok :) 
31:00 <Rak> nudies of everyone
31:00 <Ana_Ng> male, female, primates
31:00 <dr00d> no im sending some of me
31:00 <Serenity> I dont care who just nudes
31:00 <dr00d> you asked 
31:00 <dr00d> why dont you try googling nudes
31:00 <TheRon> people want nudie pics of me
32:00 <Serenity> thats no fun
32:00 <dr00d> ah
32:00 <Serenity> Its vthe thrill of the chase
32:00 <dr00d> tru
32:00 <DreamSeller> WILL YOU MARRY ME
32:00 <dr00d> yes i will
32:00 <dr00d> :)
32:00 <dr00d> im free
33:00 <dr00d> actually i was in the hard garbage for a while
33:00 <TheRon> you know horses follow a carrot on a stick?
33:00 <dr00d> no one picked me up
33:00 <TheRon> i follow cans of vb
33:00 <ChanOP> Only if you send me nudes 
33:00 <dr00d> vb is bad for you 
33:00 <TheRon> nah
33:00 <dr00d> yes
33:00 <TheRon> it's all natural
33:00 <dr00d> do you find that you cant stop at one drink ?
34:00 <TheRon> yeah you need to open another woman
34:00 <Serenity> vb is pretty awful
34:00 <dr00d> it tastes like muddy puddles of water
35:00 <dr00d> is there anyone in there that used to talk about 10 years ago ?
35:00 <DreamSeller> EE IS BETTER THAN VB 
35:00 <dr00d> her 
35:00 <TheRon> i'm getting primed for carlton v melbourne
35:00 <dr00d> here i mean
35:00 <TheRon> go dees
35:00 <dr00d> whats ee
35:00 <dr00d> ?
35:00 <TheRon> if carlton lose its gonna be so much fun
35:00 <DreamSeller> export
36:00 <TheRon> little creatures pilsner is my fav beer
36:00 <TheRon> epensive stuff though
37:00 <TheRon> little creatures brewery in geelong now, gonna have to check it out
38:00 <TheRon> i've done the carlton and united tour, it's worth the money for the tastings at the end
39:00 <Serenity> no one outside perth knows or cares what ee is
39:00 <TheRon> are you being cheech or chong??
40:00 <TheRon> ee?
43:00 <Serenity> emu export
43:00 <Serenity> its toilet water
43:00 <TheRon> never had it
43:00 <Serenity> its a wa thing
43:00 <TheRon> i've heard of it, just never drank it
44:00 <Serenity> think of a liquid fart. thats ee
44:00 <zaim> tasty
45:00 <TheRon> hahn ice leaves that vomit aftertaste
46:00 <Q{> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Macha_kakigori_snow_cone.jpg
48:00 <Q{> http://userealbutter.com/2013/09/18/chinese-shaved-ice-bao-bing-recipe/
51:00 <CannibalClown> *02:31:31 PM* <Serenity> I dont care who just nudes <-- pieters gunna send em now
51:00 <CannibalClown> good one
52:00 <Serenity> nope
52:00 <CannibalClown> NOPE
58:00 <Q{> ok if i send?
59:00 <Q{> can u rate me
59:00 <TheRon> on a hot summer night you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
59:00 <TheRon> Q{: we're gonna be able to tell if its really channing tatum
03:00 <Q{> no idea who he is
03:00 <Q{> i dont watch that much tv
04:00 <TheRon> ask the ladies who he is
08:00 <Shadowgate> be funny yous lol hahhahh
08:00 <Shadowgate> type into an irc room
09:00 <TheRon> Shadowgate: why don't you be funny for once?
10:00 <TheRon> i hate it when people actually get lives, they don't chat on irc anymore
11:00 <Ana_Ng> they are the worst
12:00 <TheRon> chers
12:00 <TheRon> !cheers
14:00 <Serenity> channing tatum is a box head
14:00 <TheRon> but you would
19:00 <TheRon> u2 - with or without you
19:00 <TheRon> i cried when ross and rachael broke up
20:00 <Ana_Ng> WHAT?!?!
20:00 <TheRon> off friends
20:00 <TheRon> i was heavily invested in that show
21:00 <dudz> now what
22:00 <TheRon> my thoughts exactly
22:00 <dudz> have you been indoors all day?
23:00 <TheRon> well it has been wet
23:00 <dudz> ok
24:00 <TheRon> i am saddened by the passing of the ultimate warroir
24:00 <TheRon> and the undertakers last match
24:00 <dudz> is that a fictional character from a television series?
24:00 <TheRon> wwe
25:00 <dudz> arh yep
25:00 <dudz> american garbage
29:00 <TheRon> what else should i be, all apologies, what else should i say everyone is gay
32:00 <doctor> be a tree
33:00 <TheRon> it's not unusual to be loved by anyone
35:00 <Q{> dogs love to pee on trees
35:00 <Q{> might be good for trees tho
35:00 <dudz> should i break the ice by calling everyone a fuckwit?
35:00 <doctor> dogs like to do many things
36:00 <Q{> yeh like leg humping
36:00 <TheRon> never pee on an electric fence, it kills
36:00 <doctor> what ice dudz? just an empty vacuum here. spill your guts, friend
36:00 <dudz> arh nice
36:00 <dudz> just trying to be careful cause if i say the wrong thing i might get teased
37:00 <doctor> dw, you're safe here
37:00 <dudz> oh great
37:00 <TheRon> pumped for melbourne v carlton??
42:00 <TheRon> how about that kim jong un, he's quite a charcter
43:00 <FredFlinstone> heroo everyone
44:00 <TheRon> oh herroo
44:00 <FredFlinstone> how they hangin TheRon ?
44:00 <TheRon> a little tight
44:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
44:00 <Lumeah> hey peeeps!
44:00 <FredFlinstone> hi there sexy
44:00 <Lumeah> hey freddy ;)
45:00 <FredFlinstone> hows you on this fine day?
45:00 <Lumeah> yeah pritty good.. had a good day.. even tho it was rainging
45:00 <FredFlinstone> same here :)
45:00 <FredFlinstone> great to hear
47:00 <Q{> she always does that 
47:00 <Q{> hit and run
47:00 <Q{> dont want to hang around too long
47:00 <Q{> scared i might steal her heart
47:00 <TheRon> she must've seen you :)
47:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahaha
47:00 <FredFlinstone> you wish
49:00 <Q{> yeh i can smell her fear when she enters channel
50:00 <Q{> i be quiet now
50:00 <Lumeah> :P
50:00 <TheRon> nah keep going, you could be in there
51:00 <Lumeah> in where?
51:00 <TheRon> in like flint, thats my favourite movie
51:00 <Lumeah> :P
53:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejde7MvaXsw
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Lynx Effect - Fallen Angel (Mar 17, 2011) 2:07 - Category: Film and Animation - 5,997 views - 11 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
53:00 <TheRon> my mother came to hazard when i was just 7.....
54:00 <Q{> what u mean?
54:00 <TheRon> richard marx - hazard
57:00 <TheRon> fuck me it gets dark early now
57:00 <Ana_Ng> tee hee
58:00 <Lumeah> ohh i like that song
58:00 <TheRon> doesn't everyone?
58:00 <Lumeah> even then the folks in town seid with predudice eyes.. .that boys not righttt..
59:00 <TheRon> yeah that one
00:00 <Lumeah> i have more song lyrics in my head than plant names lol
00:00 <TheRon> are you a horticulturalist?
01:00 <TheRon> woo hoo a dry day tomorrow
02:00 <TheRon> cold but dry
02:00 <TheRon> let's dance, put on your red shoes and dance the blues
03:00 <Lumeah> i try to be lol :P
03:00 <Lumeah> started late tho
03:00 <Shadowgate> yous kill peopl of laughter
03:00 <TheRon> i did a unit of horti once
03:00 <Lumeah> yeah?
03:00 <Shadowgate> i love drinking beer watching people type into an irc room giving me a laugh
03:00 <Lumeah> o unit?
03:00 <Lumeah> one?
04:00 <Lumeah> goo for you Shadowgate
04:00 <TheRon> high school it was planting trees
04:00 <Lumeah> AHH
04:00 <Lumeah> good* ::P
04:00 <Shadowgate> Lumeha you typed into an irc room lol
04:00 <Lumeah> so are you Shadowgate
04:00 <TheRon> no idea how grow marijuana or anything
04:00 <Shadowgate> yeh which makes it so funny lol
04:00 <Shadowgate> we are all typing into an irc room kiling each other of laughter
05:00 <TheRon> i'm making chicken risotto for tea tomorrow night
06:00 <doctor> the hardest part would be finiding the seeds i'd imagine. but if you do, make sure you throw out as many you can into the wilderness
07:00 <Q{> im just a consumer refining my taste
07:00 <partay> TheRon im coming over
07:00 <TheRon> the roast will be 2 days old by then
07:00 <Lumeah> lol
07:00 <Q{> dont know all the details but i tell u if i like or not
07:00 <Lumeah> you can get them....
08:00 <Lumeah> ;)
09:00 <Q{> Lumeah, got the laughing disease and its contagious and i like it
10:00 <Q{> <-- consumer and critique
10:00 <TheRon> lumeah careful you get kicked out of parliament fo rthat
11:00 <Lumeah> you can.
11:00 <Q{> its ok to laugh like a hyena discretely in parliament
11:00 <TheRon> maybe i'm amazed at the way you're with me all the time
12:00 <FredFlinstone> whats for dinner tonight then?
13:00 <TheRon> fish and chips
13:00 <FredFlinstone> nice
13:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84zXffLRKwQ
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Maybe I'm Amazed - Paul McCartney (With Lyrics) (Mar 9, 2009) 3:55 - Category: Music - 1,593,782 views - 5,493 likes (98.6%), 76 dislikes (1.4%)
13:00 <partay> i love google adblock
13:00 <partay> no utube ads
14:00 <partay> i dont like waiting for my free music
14:00 <TheRon> you am i - soldiers
15:00 <Fez> I just dl the shit
15:00 <Fez> No ads there
15:00 <Fez> Vid clips bore me
15:00 <Fez> Most anyways
16:00 <TheRon> girls on film?
16:00 <Lumeah> i need a plant for un full shade under Oak trees
16:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T18K-BcZZb4
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Duran Duran Girls On Film Uncensored Version (This video contains content that has been decided to block it in your country.) - - -
16:00 <FredFlinstone> downloading the best of Al Green TheRon 
16:00 <TheRon> great clip
16:00 <TheRon> nice FredFlinstone 
16:00 <partay> best clip ever made
17:00 <FredFlinstone> :)
17:00 <TheRon> oh yeah
17:00 <Fez> Hasnt that got boobs in it partay?
17:00 <TheRon> nothing to do with the amout of tit in it either
17:00 <partay> fez lots
17:00 <TheRon> still the best
17:00 <Fez> Haha
18:00 <Fez> But girls from the 80's
18:00 <TheRon> yeah and?
18:00 <partay> still smokin
18:00 <Fez> They be old now
18:00 <FredFlinstone> dead
18:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
18:00 <FredFlinstone> shrivelled
18:00 <Fez> Like in their 40sor 50s
18:00 <Fez> Lol
18:00 <TheRon> riding a pole with cream
20:00 <TheRon> best clip ever
20:00 <dudz> hi people who i don't like many of
20:00 <TheRon> ?
20:00 <dudz> oh sorry
20:00 <FredFlinstone> we hate you intensely dudz 
21:00 <dudz> great :)
21:00 <dudz> feels good to have detachments
21:00 <FredFlinstone> we know
21:00 <FredFlinstone> your head should be detached
21:00 <Fez> Dudz
21:00 <TheRon> hsould i have a can of scotch?
21:00 <dudz> Fez
21:00 <FredFlinstone> with a machete
21:00 <FredFlinstone> yes TheRon 
21:00 <dudz> i'm having a white russian, 2nd one.
21:00 <FredFlinstone> I am having a wine
21:00 <Fez> Ah good. No greeting
21:00 <FredFlinstone> oh hello Fez 
22:00 <Fez> Dudz. Women?
22:00 <dudz> no thank you
22:00 <Fez> Hi fredk
22:00 <FredFlinstone> :)
22:00 <FredFlinstone> dudz is a woman
22:00 <TheRon> what is it about chicks mud wrestling topless??
22:00 <dudz> liar?
22:00 <FredFlinstone> question mark?
22:00 <FredFlinstone> hmmm
22:00 <dudz> hehe
22:00 <FredFlinstone> you doubt yourself?
22:00 <dudz> no i just wonderd if you maybe lied
22:00 <FredFlinstone> do you have a vagie?
23:00 <dudz> was just giving you a chance to correct your mistake if you made one
23:00 <FredFlinstone> nah I didnt
23:00 <dudz> oh ok
23:00 <dudz> are you bassing this on the way i respond, how i didn't try use any testosterone to solve anything?
23:00 <FredFlinstone> so you are a woman then
23:00 <Fez> Dudz texts
24:00 <FredFlinstone> bassing?
24:00 <FredFlinstone> wtf is that
24:00 <FredFlinstone> fishing?
24:00 <dudz> oh, your one of those people who likes correct spelling.
24:00 <FredFlinstone> :)
24:00 <dudz> :)
24:00 <Fez> 1 s
24:00 <Fez> Basing
24:00 <Fez> I think
24:00 <FredFlinstone> and its you're
24:00 <dudz> so yeah, i'm booted up in sabayon 14.1
25:00 <dudz> got xbmc playing in 'always on top mode' something windows doesn't understand the concept of
25:00 <TheRon> mark mcclure was scathing about carlton last night on afl 360
25:00 <dudz> windows used to understand the concept, but it lost interest when it decided to force more ways of thinking on people
25:00 <GoodFella> FUCKEN
26:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: how many a graders do you think they have??
26:00 <dudz> yep, blaming the operating system for the way application developers design things.
26:00 <TheRon> i counted judd and simpson thats it
26:00 <doctor> My testosterone leaves my resolve to smashing things, that being a less than a productive way to settle disputes I normally leave in vented up deep inside untill it expresses itself as congenitial heart failure
26:00 <GoodFella> fuck the simpsons and judd
26:00 <GoodFella> get over it
27:00 <TheRon> nothing wrong with being a b grader
27:00 <FredFlinstone> carlton?
27:00 <TheRon> yeah
27:00 <FredFlinstone> I think we have a few just not playing for the coach
28:00 <TheRon> judd and simpson, everyone else is expendable
28:00 <FredFlinstone> judd?
28:00 <FredFlinstone> piss off
28:00 <FredFlinstone> he would go first
28:00 <TheRon> no
28:00 <GoodFella> fuck judd and the simpsons stupid aussies
28:00 <TheRon> he just hasn't played
28:00 <FredFlinstone> bullshit
28:00 <GoodFella> aussie scum
28:00 <FredFlinstone> was a waste of money
28:00 <FredFlinstone> too much
28:00 <dudz> GoodFella: so your venting at your television but directing it into irc chat?
29:00 <TheRon> judd didn't have the wupporting cast
29:00 <FredFlinstone> coulda got 4 good players for waht we paid for him
29:00 <FredFlinstone> so why buy him?
29:00 <FredFlinstone> point validated
29:00 <GoodFella> aussie pigs football is shit
29:00 <FredFlinstone> stfu GoodFella 
29:00 <TheRon> kruezer has been unlucky
29:00 <FredFlinstone> very
29:00 <GoodFella> the world laughs at your shit oval ball game, pathetic convicts
30:00 <Serenity> oh look its superman the wog ingrate who hates aussies but loves out welfare
30:00 <GoodFella> australias game is the stupidest game
30:00 <dudz> thats quite a claim GoodFella 
30:00 <TheRon> i hope kruezer is watching tapes of dead cox
30:00 <dudz> Serenity: did we just have a moment?
30:00 <FredFlinstone> I think he is going to be another Waite
30:00 <GoodFella> no1 cares about football
31:00 <Serenity> no we didnt dudz
31:00 <FredFlinstone> out injured most of the time
31:00 <dudz> ok cool
31:00 <TheRon> cox the best ruckman of the 2000's??
31:00 <FredFlinstone> are you wanking dudz ?
31:00 <FredFlinstone> lemme think
31:00 <dudz> probably for the best to detach from me Serenity, i'm not very stable mentally.
31:00 <FredFlinstone> no one been outstanding
31:00 <FredFlinstone> ruck is a dead art
31:00 <FredFlinstone> true ruck
31:00 <TheRon> to my mind he does it all
32:00 <TheRon> tap and around the groung
32:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah
32:00 <dudz> i do masturbate, but i wasn't just masturbating during the time you asked me that question FredFlinstone, also, i am polite so i do it with irc minimized.
32:00 <FredFlinstone> perhpas
32:00 <GoodFella> no1 cares about dead anzac scum either
32:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
32:00 <FredFlinstone> good one dud
32:00 <dudz> :)
32:00 <GoodFella> weak bogans who cant fight, just like all of you
32:00 <doctor> dudz, nobody is mentally stable. the age of reason and rationality failed before it could begin
32:00 <TheRon> sandilands has been cruelled by inept midfields
32:00 <FredFlinstone> someone should ban this disgrace
32:00 <FredFlinstone> thanks
33:00 <Serenity> he hasnt changed a bit
33:00 <doctor> and he never will
33:00 <Serenity> used to come on as SUPERMAN
33:00 <FredFlinstone> I see
33:00 <FredFlinstone> what natio is it?
33:00 <Serenity> hes wog
33:00 <TheRon> a ruckman is no good if he doesn't have the midfield to back it up
33:00 <Serenity> italian or something
33:00 <FredFlinstone> yes I know that
33:00 <doctor> chris is/was Superman
33:00 <dudz> i havn't learnt howto respect italians yet
33:00 <Serenity> he told me once but i cant remember
34:00 <FredFlinstone> ok
34:00 <Fez> Not even for pizza dudz?
34:00 <FredFlinstone> thats a bit racist dudz 
34:00 <dudz> no i'm australian its ok.
34:00 <TheRon> is cousins, kerr, jud cox the best 4 ever?
34:00 <FredFlinstone> oh
34:00 <doctor> It's not superman, Chris is an aussie
34:00 <FredFlinstone> prolly
34:00 <Serenity> the kerr judd cousins team back then was the BEST
34:00 <Serenity> they were just pure magic
34:00 <Serenity> and i dont even support the eagles
35:00 <FredFlinstone> then judd and cousins went to shit
35:00 <TheRon> and kerr to some extent
35:00 <dudz> i'm confused, isn't everything about me?
35:00 <Serenity> theyre all crap by themselves tbh
35:00 <Serenity> its when they were together they worked best
35:00 <Serenity> not crap... but you know not as good as they are together
36:00 <TheRon> dean cox milestone in geelong this weekend
36:00 <TheRon> bernard fanning - songbird
36:00 <Serenity> hi?
37:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v7o6tjvkfk
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ΙΚΑΡΙΩΤΙΚΟΣ (παλαιός) Γιώργος Μαρινάκης and Ηλίας Μαυρίκης (Jan 4, 2014) 4:43 - Category: People and Blogs - 1,357 views - 17 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
37:00 <dudz> hey Serenity 
37:00 <TheRon> DreamSeller: is a guy, i think i'm getting the hang of this now
38:00 <TheRon> whats the tips this weekend?
38:00 <dudz> alot of homosexuals?
38:00 <TheRon> collingwood fir night?
38:00 <TheRon> carlton has to win
38:00 <TheRon> port
39:00 <dudz> arh some sort of sport event?
39:00 <TheRon> bulldogs
39:00 <TheRon> hawks
39:00 <TheRon> cats
39:00 <TheRon> ydney
39:00 <TheRon> saints
39:00 <TheRon> freo
40:00 <TheRon> anyone have different tips?
41:00 <dudz> i've never had money to tip
41:00 <dudz> been on c-link since i was 16
41:00 <TheRon> right
41:00 <FredFlinstone> bloody optarse
41:00 <FredFlinstone> we had a shithouse connection for ages
41:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: whats the tips for the weekend?
41:00 <FredFlinstone> since that storm 18 months ago
42:00 <FredFlinstone> and the pricks cant fix it
42:00 <FredFlinstone> nfi and dont give a shit really
42:00 <TheRon> sounds like optus
42:00 <FredFlinstone> was great befre
42:00 <dudz> i wore a bag containing 2x 1l bottles of vodka, 2x 70cl bottles of kahlua, that was enough to unline some of my vertibray
42:00 <FredFlinstone> I have rung so many times
42:00 <FredFlinstone> oh yes yo uhave had some drop outs
42:00 <TheRon> do you get an indian
42:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck yes?
42:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
42:00 <FredFlinstone> we had a techie come out and he said the outside is fine
43:00 <FredFlinstone> but the phone line was blown up
43:00 <TheRon> how long does it take to explain things to an indian from a call center
43:00 <FredFlinstone> nah he was ok
43:00 <FredFlinstone> not a dumb fuck
43:00 <TheRon> thank christ
43:00 <dudz> similar to my italian sentence
43:00 <FredFlinstone> I will
43:00 <dudz> only we are speaking about indians
43:00 <FredFlinstone> telling me he went to Uni
43:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
44:00 <FredFlinstone> stfu dudz 
44:00 <dudz> did you believe him?
44:00 <dudz> oh ok sorry
44:00 <FredFlinstone> no
44:00 <dudz> i just thought maybe i could type some text thats all
44:00 <TheRon> elvis costello - watching the detectives
45:00 <FredFlinstone> I am no dummie
45:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
45:00 <FredFlinstone> go for it
45:00 <FredFlinstone> might eat my dinzees
46:00 <dudz> if you do that i'll go get a bit more milk to make another white russian
46:00 <dudz> then we can resume our text exchange
46:00 <FredFlinstone> ok
46:00 <dudz> sweet
47:00 <FredFlinstone> I am
47:00 <dudz> oh
47:00 <dudz> getting affectionate?
47:00 <FredFlinstone> with yu?
47:00 <dudz> dono, just responding to some text i saw being typed in responce to some text i typed
48:00 <FredFlinstone> I havent enough wine yet
49:00 <dudz> so you having a nice dinner sir?
51:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
51:00 <dudz> perfect
52:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed I am
52:00 <dudz> in order for me to keep my reputation, i'm sorry in advance, but i'll be needing to turn on you later on.
53:00 <dudz> no hard feelings, its just an irc thing.
53:00 <FredFlinstone> does that mean you are going to turn me on?
54:00 <dudz> yeah the thing about puting a heap of men into a channel and giving them the idea that females exist, they are trying to pretend like they are good people, so in turn, they accidently end up talking nice to each other, and in doing so some of the conversations taking place bond the men in certain ways, and thats the formula to homosexuality.
54:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
54:00 <dudz> :)
55:00 <Shadowgate> dudz makes me laugh lol
55:00 <dudz> oh yeah sorry i'm not allowed to be here because i said something yrs ago that Shadowgate didn't like, and he formed a judgement on me back then, unable to let go, thats all it is.
56:00 <dudz> fixed.
56:00 <dudz> Shadowgate: doesn't understand what i do because of how simple his mind is and how unwilling to learn, because he knows everything, he learnt it at a young age.
59:00 <Serenity> Shadowgate isnt who you think he is. and people dont like you because you wished death on peoples children. Plus you're a total weirdo gonger
00:00 <dudz> shit, thanks for clearing everything up Serenity , here i was trying to move us all forward, but it seams like we are needed to dwell on the past.
00:00 <Maurice> I wish you'd fuck off and die
00:00 <Serenity> whos dwelling?
00:00 <dudz> bonding over mutural hate
00:00 <Serenity> you're being a weirdo right now. thats pretty present
01:00 <dudz> i will never fuck either of you two, so give it up
01:00 <Maurice> Thats a relief
01:00 <Maurice> I was living in constant fear
01:00 <dudz> why fear?
01:00 <Serenity> we're both married so.. we dont really have to worry about ever needing to fuck you..
02:00 <dudz> you both have men to look after you both anyway
02:00 <Maurice> And if single, not happening
02:00 <Serenity> in fact.. pretty sure we'd be right if the only things left to fuck were you and a chainsaw
02:00 <FredFlinstone> fark
02:00 <dudz> i only brought it up to let you's know how i feel, you's don't need to take offence to it like children
02:00 <DreamSeller> hey dudz
02:00 <FredFlinstone> you's?
03:00 <FredFlinstone> wtf is that?
03:00 <DreamSeller> they secretly want to wear your guts as a hat... 
03:00 <Maurice> A made up word
03:00 <FredFlinstone> I think so
03:00 <dudz> anyway let's do this, how many on me so far?
03:00 <FredFlinstone> me
03:00 <dudz> doesn't matter though, let's just get this done
03:00 <FredFlinstone> he wants to be done
03:00 <Serenity> if you could just be normal. youd find people would want to talk to you
03:00 <Serenity> instead of being this awkward freak
04:00 <dudz> ok, lets talk about normal for a moment
04:00 <dudz> i'm ment to care about sports?
04:00 <FredFlinstone> no
04:00 <Serenity> no.
04:00 <dudz> what other things are there that helps to define this terminology you feel like i don't have the capacity of doing
05:00 <root> you must be great at parties dudz
05:00 <FredFlinstone> and root
05:00 <FredFlinstone> root
05:00 <FredFlinstone> root and then root again
05:00 <dudz> root#
05:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
06:00 <dudz> so i've shut up have i
07:00 <dudz> how cool am i anyway, trying to argue with females
07:00 <dudz> the only reason people even come to irc still here
11:00 <couleurs> whatchu biches argueing about nao 
13:00 <FredFlinstone> ah well you get that
14:00 <dudz> so yeah, 
14:00 <FredFlinstone> so yeah
14:00 <dudz> yep
14:00 <FredFlinstone> and yeah
14:00 <FredFlinstone> wait!
14:00 <FredFlinstone> let me take a selfie
14:00 <dudz> oh
19:00 <dudz> one thing can be said about me though right Serenity / Maurice , i know it would be hard for Maurice at leaste to try tell the truth about something and hold rage back for a bit, but one thing can be said about me is that i self manage myself quite well hey, i open situations up for me to feel like shit, while taking shit i want at other intervals, monitor this anyway and decide for yourselves.
19:00 <CannibalClown> just shut up
19:00 <root> ^^
19:00 <Maurice> Wtf are you on about
19:00 <Serenity> what are you even saying
19:00 <Serenity> shut up
19:00 <dudz> lol 
20:00 <Maurice> Are you saying I lie?
20:00 <dudz> thats all you took out of that line i typed ay
20:00 <dudz> me, me, me, and i get told off for being self involved.
20:00 <Serenity> there was nothing else in there
21:00 <Excessive> drinkin tonite dudz?
21:00 <Maurice> Thats all I could understand
21:00 <dudz> there's a missing emotion anyway for understanding what i'm trying to say, i lost it the day you both held that grudge with your female instincts based on a theory.
21:00 <Maurice> You absolute fuckwit
21:00 <dudz> why yes i am Excessive 
22:00 <Serenity> it has nothing to do with being female
22:00 <Serenity> you wished death upon children
22:00 <dudz> men would take it differently
22:00 <Serenity> anyone who has a soul would think you're a tosser
22:00 <Serenity> no they wouldnt and they didnt
23:00 <root> basically dudz, you're a bit of a twat
23:00 <root> perhaps that should be your new nick
23:00 <dudz> i don't do nick changes
23:00 <Rak> yes you do.  you were studz for a while
23:00 <Serenity> pretty cure CannibalClown and DreamSeller are men and they think you're a total bag of cocks for saying what you did
23:00 <dudzizatwat> laffz
24:00 <twat> you's happy yet?
24:00 <CannibalClown> you's
24:00 <dudzizatwat> you's?
24:00 <dudzizatwat> again
24:00 <twat> you's
24:00 <dudzizatwat> omfg
24:00 <Serenity> you's isnt a word
24:00 <Serenity> ever
24:00 <Serenity> no matter how many ''s you add
24:00 <twat> so we are americans now
24:00 <dudzizatwat> lolzzzzzzzzz
24:00 <dudzizatwat> oh ffs get a brain
24:00 <twat> only an american would care so deeply for the constitution
24:00 <dudzizatwat> it's you single and plural nothing to do with those fuckwits
25:00 <dudzizatwat> we dont have one loser
25:00 <gremlinz> you's twats
25:00 <Serenity> kill him
25:00 <twat> nice
25:00 <Rak> *you's twat's
25:00 <dudzizatwat> slice his penis off and let him bleed to death
25:00 <twat> yeah i should hurry up and procreate
25:00 <dudzizatwat> double plural
25:00 <dudzizatwat> nah!
26:00 <dudzizatwat> dont do it
26:00 <dudzizatwat> we dont want more of your kind
26:00 <twat> that would be the ultimate rought on all you scumbags
26:00 <dudzizatwat> rought?
26:00 <dudzizatwat> fuck me
26:00 <twat> 1sec, and hey dudzizatwat , it was ment to be me turning on you, not the other way around.
26:00 <CannibalClown> fuck sakes dudley
26:00 <CannibalClown> just leave
27:00 <FredIsStoneded> dont think I want your butt now
27:00 <gremlinz> bunch of mean cunts
27:00 <FredIsStoneded> its full of shit like your mind lol
28:00 <twat> everyones having a good time at least hey
28:00 <FredIsStoneded> I am
28:00 <FredIsStoneded> with my bottle
28:00 <twat> i'll take a hit in the face if it means people are happy
28:00 <doctor> Atari, don't be a mean drunk
28:00 <gremlinz> appears that way
28:00 <FredIsStoneded> where is atari?
28:00 <doctor> Aren't you him?
28:00 <FredIsStoneded> as if
28:00 <doctor> You seem very similar
29:00 <FredIsStoneded> do we
29:00 <FredIsStoneded> I dont even know him
29:00 <doctor> Comes warm hearted, starts to drink, becomes abusive, goes away for a while
29:00 <twat> me?
29:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
29:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck off
30:00 <doctor> yeah maybe you're all a little too similar
30:00 <dudz> right, lets get this shit completed
30:00 <CannibalClown> go away
30:00 <dudz> but who will you hate?
30:00 <gremlinz> you fucking go away
30:00 <dudz> i'm doing you all a service at my own expense
31:00 <Serenity> gremlinz is a little too lippy
31:00 <gremlinz> fucking eat me
31:00 <Serenity> oh stop we know youre a kitten
31:00 <gremlinz> like i give a fuck what you cunts think
31:00 <CannibalClown> get ya pimp hand out
31:00 <dudz> so anyway, back to me and how good i am at what i do and how reluctant people are to achnoledge and praise me for it
32:00 <CannibalClown> srsly
32:00 <doctor> young people don't come here anymore, you can quit the act
32:00 <dudz> yeah, has he shutup yet?
33:00 <Serenity> this act is boring
33:00 <doctor> yes, it seems pretty common
33:00 <Q{> the ladies here get bored alot dudz
34:00 <dudz> i feel bad for trying to say anything nasty to them, because of how i want to give them a chance
34:00 <Q{> they get real grumpy and upset when theyre bored
34:00 <dudz> i'd rather try rationalise with them but thats something i've been trying for quite some time and i so far havn't had any success
35:00 <CannibalClown> can we just plus beez this cunt
35:00 <CannibalClown> kthnx
35:00 <doctor> Q{ your flirtatious advances aren't welcome by anyone here yet alone anyone anywhere else
35:00 <Q{> i would be more entertaining if they tip me
36:00 <Q{> women loves to be flirtatious men 
37:00 <Q{> i dont flirt much
37:00 <Q{> i need to learn
37:00 <CannibalClown> no
37:00 <CannibalClown> dont
38:00 <Q{> im watching u doctor to get some ideas
38:00 <doctor> you'll be waiting a while
39:00 <Q{> yeh i dont see u flirting much
39:00 <DreamSeller> lol 
39:00 <Q{> are u too shy to flirt in main room
40:00 <Q{> i think ur quite a charmer in pm doc
40:00 <Serenity> do people still talk in pm
40:00 <Q{> yeh they do
40:00 <doctor> I have no idea
41:00 <Q{> the best flirters only practice their crafts in pm
41:00 <couleurs> what about am? lmao
41:00 <DreamSeller> but do Q{ and doctor know what is to experience a pm? 
41:00 <Q{> theyre scared i might rip off their routine
42:00 <dudz> i'm sure i've had pm's with them in the past
42:00 <Q{> not me
42:00 <Q{> i hardly ever pm
42:00 <Serenity> how does one flirt in text
42:00 <stebie> ;););)
42:00 <Q{> wouldnt u like to know eh
42:00 <Serenity> oh stebie
43:00 <DreamSeller> oh hai 
43:00 <dudz> text porn
43:00 <stebie> :$
43:00 <stebie> you make me wanna
43:00 <Serenity> oh.. too far..
43:00 <Maurice> 'God your times new roman is getting me wet'
44:00 <Q{> u should see my artistic cursive
44:00 <Maurice> Piffle, sif you can pull off innocent
44:00 <DreamSeller> but you can pull me off ;) 
44:00 <Q{> it would raise hair at back of ur head on first sight
45:00 <Q{> and goose bums all over
45:00 <Serenity> pretty sure im queen of seductive ircing
45:00 <Serenity> SHUT UP I AM
45:00 <dudz> Shadowgate: Serenity makes me laugh lol
50:00 <dudz> anyway, so its been nice talking with you all tonight, i think we have made progress towards our common goals at being better friends with one another.
51:00 <Q{> u can be innocent to me any day DreamSeller 
51:00 <Q{> i go along with that
56:00 <DreamSeller> get the fuck out 
07:00 <couleurs> no u
14:00 <DreamSeller> k
15:00 <dudz> right, so everyones gone
18:00 <Fez> Stop stirring dudz
21:00 <dudz> yeah, leave me alone, i've done nothing to antaginise any sort of scenario where i should be spoken to in a way that is less than polite and respectful.
21:00 <dudz> everyone just picks on me Fez 
22:00 <Serenity> they really dont
23:00 <dudz> are you calling me a liar?, i didn't read your sentence, i just took out a part of it.
24:00 <dudz> like how i tried to play it in a way that you would never like cause Maurice is your mate and i'm just a nobody and have no right or place to be anywhere in anyones heart after things i've said in the past?
24:00 <Serenity> are you just spewing random nonsense onto your screen?
24:00 <Serenity> because i dont understand you at all
25:00 <dudz> you see my nickname and it interfears with the 'listening' aspect of reading what i type
25:00 <dudz> listening as in, interpriting what is said
25:00 <Serenity> no
25:00 <Serenity> you just type like an idiot
25:00 <dudz> nope
26:00 <dudz> thats to simple, it has to be more complicated then that. or else i am just an idiot if it isn't.
27:00 <dudz> you are too old to be taught new things hey Serenity ?
27:00 <Serenity> you're older than me you loser..
28:00 <dudz> seriously?
28:00 <Serenity> .
28:00 <Apples> Bad times don't last, but bad guys do.
28:00 <dudz> anyway effective
28:00 <dudz> regardless of its authenticity
29:00 <dudz> no one will ask you to prove anything
29:00 <Doodle> Maurice loves the d
30:00 <Maurice> Only yours
30:00 <Doodle> ree00wwww
32:00 <couleurs> ;)
46:00 <Excessive> I dropped into vinnies today and had a look around and ended up walkin out with these two ...... an old yellow-ish marble jewelery box and a gold cased (not actual gold, but it might be gold plated, I donno) make up mirror, it says "LANCOME PARIS" on it ........... ex's b-day comin up next weekend so I thought she might like this ........... https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/1463240_10201225151545475_10220081343367577
51:00 <Bellatrix> why are you buying a present for an ex?
52:00 <Bellatrix> (Didnt look at the link)
52:00 <Excessive> cause we're still friends?
55:00 <Maurice> Link doesnt work for me
57:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10173536_10201225206826857_7889634050716797618_n.jpg
57:00 <Excessive> try that
58:00 <mattyd> is ur ex a hot chick
58:00 <Bellatrix> Hrmm okay...
59:00 <Bellatrix> okay... so opinions, 1950's rockabilly or 1950's pinup girl?
59:00 <Excessive> lawl
59:00 <mattyd> idk but i heard next years fashion is the in-thing
01:00 <Bellatrix> costume party
01:00 <Bellatrix> or should i say fancy dress
02:00 <Excessive> this is wat she said
02:00 <Excessive> Ye that's an old make up mirror. Looks vintage...nice thanks 
05:00 <Bellatrix> http://www.ebay.com.au/sch/i.html?_odkw=1950s+costumes&_osacat=0&_from=R40&_trksid=p2045573.m570.l1313.TR0.TRC0.H0.X1950s+pinup+costumes&_nkw=1950s+pinup+costumes&_sacat=0
16:00 <stebie> it's a slow day on here
17:00 <couleurs> ;)
19:00 <couleurs> it's always slow in here, slow or crasy
20:00 <stebie> true
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and your point is?
20:00 <CannibalClown> its great while the retards arent filling it up with shit
20:00 <stebie> he was responding to something i said earlier
20:00 <CannibalClown> oh nvm
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ho hum 
21:00 <Serenity> this channel is like the poster child for bi polar disorder
21:00 <Serenity> its either all or nothing
21:00 <stebie> lol Serenity
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and ah fair enough stebie
21:00 <Serenity> manic episodes are fun for a little while.. then its like.. go take your meds dude
22:00 <Bellatrix> Hey stebie
22:00 <Bellatrix> hahaha Serenity
22:00 <stebie> hey Bellatrix
22:00 <Bellatrix> :)
22:00 <Bellatrix> Hows you?
22:00 <stebie> not too bad, how about you?
23:00 <Bellatrix> Great thanks... :)
23:00 <stebie> excellent ^_^
24:00 <Serenity> stebie is mr burns
24:00 <Bellatrix> Yup.. no more child running around :D
24:00 <stebie> Bellatrix, your sister's?
25:00 <Bellatrix> yes and I moved out :)
25:00 <stebie> oooh nice! closer to work?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> *reads* ... so feeling saner Bella?
26:00 <Bellatrix> Umm I moved 30 seconds from where I was... Im a street closer :P
26:00 <stebie> lol
26:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, I miss the kid like crazy :p I moved out on Saturday and saw him on Monday and tonight haha!
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I miss my nieces ... I spent the afternoon being destroyed by them in various games
27:00 <Bastardly_One> figured it's school holidays for both of us so why not?
27:00 <Bellatrix> :)
28:00 <DreamSeller> Bastardly_One I see you're back on dodo 
29:00 <CannibalClown> lol
29:00 <CannibalClown> for now
30:00 <Bellatrix> Hrmm, I knew I should have bought decaf tea :/
33:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10003909_582632088519393_1611256523862300326_n.jpg
39:00 <faux> Dodo dodo internet that fliiiies
39:00 <faux> La la la la
40:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZYuDc5Kl6c
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Man With No Name - Floor Essence (Apogee Remix) (Aug 11, 2011) 7:10 - Category: Music - 7,207 views - 69 likes (97.2%), 2 dislikes (2.8%)
41:00 <Serenity> fuck faux lol
41:00 <Serenity> now thats in my head
42:00 <Bellatrix> hrmmm
42:00 <Bellatrix> ooo shit
42:00 <Bellatrix> Mean girls is on
42:00 <Bellatrix> Cia
42:00 <Bellatrix> *ciao
43:00 <couleurs> good movie about... mean... girls
44:00 <faux> Lol sez
44:00 <faux> My bad
44:00 <faux> I watched secret window today 
44:00 <faux> Johnny depp is such a babe 
45:00 <Serenity> he is delicious
46:00 <faux> I also watched frozen
46:00 <faux> Lol its so cute
46:00 <faux> DO YOU WANNNA BUILD A SNOWMANNN
46:00 <faux> oh and I watched anchorman 2
47:00 <faux> The end got dumb 
50:00 <ZeroDistance> heard that was shit :(
50:00 <Serenity> lily has watched frozen about 15 times this week
50:00 <ZeroDistance> n now i hate Vikings
50:00 <ZeroDistance> season 2
50:00 <ZeroDistance> cause its weak as fuck!
51:00 <ZeroDistance> is that frozen good? that snowman thing looked lolarious man
51:00 <faux> Lol sez it was really cute
51:00 <faux> I actually enjoyed it
51:00 <Serenity> i havent seen it yet
51:00 <Serenity> she got a little dvd player thing for christmas so the beauty is i dont have to watch or hear kids movies
51:00 <faux> Haha
52:00 <faux> Do you have any movie suggestions 
52:00 <faux> I'm bored shirtless
52:00 <faux> And shitless
52:00 <Serenity> lol shirtless!
52:00 <Serenity> honestly ive not seen anything new thats good in ages
53:00 <faux> Doesn't have to be new
53:00 <faux> Just good
53:00 <faux> Secret window is from 2004 lok
53:00 <faux> Lol*
53:00 <Serenity> i still havent seen it lol
54:00 <Serenity> have you seen dan in real life
54:00 <Serenity> its got steve carell
56:00 <Excessive> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/l/t1.0-9/10156068_691382687592416_9103403162366051221_n.jpg
56:00 <Serenity> i saw that today
56:00 <Serenity> hopefully no ones got sick
56:00 <couleurs> even Pieter?
57:00 <BaD^BOY^69> maurice 
57:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt complain if he got sick
57:00 <Maurice> If Pieter is allergic to nuts, I will personally ram a kg of them down his throat
58:00 <couleurs> :)))))))))
58:00 <ZeroDistance> this welsh cheese is so damn good
58:00 <ZeroDistance> burp
58:00 <ZeroDistance> :D
02:00 <Apples> Too little too late, but faux, 13 sins rocks
03:00 <BaD^BOY^69> the social network
04:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=623114617776815&set=vb.533507816737496&type=2&theater <------ pffffft, without words
04:00 <Serenity> worst movie ever honestly
08:00 <Serenity> holy fuck Excessive
08:00 <Serenity> that made me feel sick
08:00 <BaD^BOY^69> why coz u say to ur self why wasnt it me that invented fb lol 
08:00 <Excessive> ye
09:00 <Serenity> no because its boring
09:00 <Serenity> thats the dumbest thing i think ive read today BaD^BOY^69 congrats
10:00 <couleurs> hehe dumb babby can't swim
10:00 <Serenity> couleurs
10:00 <Serenity> you just took the prize off BaD^BOY^69
11:00 <couleurs> lol @ lady pulls it out like a fish
12:00 <couleurs> brain damage on the pavement 
12:00 <couleurs> who are these people...
13:00 <doctor> that baby just had enough
13:00 <doctor> that or a water nymph was alluring it
15:00 <couleurs> :))))))))
18:00 <couleurs> any other good facebook bloopers...
20:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152304175080727&set=vb.353346331387046&type=2&theater
22:00 <couleurs> ha ha
25:00 <Kynetic> jesus
26:00 <Kynetic> time to clear out pieters known nicknames again i think
26:00 <Kynetic> *pieter has also used the nickname Pieter[MeffRantdotCum] 
26:00 <ZeroDistance> JESUS!
26:00 <ZeroDistance> UR BACK
26:00 <ZeroDistance> AND UR SO SHORT
27:00 <Kynetic> Jesus was black.
27:00 <The_Baron> that's why they can't go back
28:00 <ZeroDistance> Jesus had that hooky nose yo
28:00 <ZeroDistance> catch all da fish bro!
28:00 <BaD^BOY^69> <@Serenity> you just took the prize off BaD^BOY^69    
28:00 <ZeroDistance> Snort COd Liver baby
28:00 <BaD^BOY^69> ur the best thanx :)
28:00 <couleurs> thank u
28:00 <ZeroDistance> naw it's cause ur a fgt
29:00 <ZeroDistance> fgt
29:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZgeIReY04c
30:00 <faux> Wtf
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Never Illegally Download (Dec 15, 2010) 0:33 - Category: Education - 151,934 views - 2,937 likes (92.4%), 242 dislikes (7.6%)
30:00 <faux> The way she pulls him out of the watee
30:00 <faux> Water
33:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=547840905335264&set=vb.374027996068470&type=2&theater <-------- UMMMMMMMMMM ........ YEAH ........ WHY?¿
33:00 <ZeroDistance> piratin' is bad ass yo!
33:00 <doctor> meh, let's hope you're never in the position to pull a drowning baby out of water while being recorded
33:00 <ZeroDistance> true
33:00 <ZeroDistance> movies for example
33:00 <ZeroDistance> turruble
35:00 <couleurs> he he
40:00 <couleurs> ferris bueller > every thing!!!!!!!!!!!
50:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaYI7Y-Yotc
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Meet Dominique | Secrets of the Living Dolls | Channel 4 (Dec 20, 2013) 2:12 - Category: Entertainment - 474,008 views - 484 likes (78.1%), 136 dislikes (21.9%)
50:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaYI7Y-Yotc
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Meet Dominique | Secrets of the Living Dolls | Channel 4 (Dec 20, 2013) 2:12 - Category: Entertainment - 474,008 views - 484 likes (78.1%), 136 dislikes (21.9%)
50:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaYI7Y-Yotc
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Meet Dominique | Secrets of the Living Dolls | Channel 4 (Dec 20, 2013) 2:12 - Category: Entertainment - 474,008 views - 484 likes (78.1%), 136 dislikes (21.9%)
55:00 <doctor> I'm not really shocked to be honest
55:00 <doctor> I'm not really shocked to be honest
55:00 <doctor> I'm not really shocked to be honest
57:00 <couleurs> me either, i always believed all buffsters secretly wanted to be a women
57:00 <couleurs> me either, i always believed all buffsters secretly wanted to be a women
57:00 <couleurs> me either, i always believed all buffsters secretly wanted to be a women
59:00 <doctor> that might be true
59:00 <Tiggr> trust me... im a doctor
59:00 <Tiggr> are you sure? are you sure it wasnt all like, black and white and grainy
59:00 <doctor> that might be true
59:00 <Tiggr> trust me... im a doctor
59:00 <Tiggr> are you sure? are you sure it wasnt all like, black and white and grainy
59:00 <doctor> that might be true
59:00 <Tiggr> trust me... im a doctor
59:00 <Tiggr> are you sure? are you sure it wasnt all like, black and white and grainy
00:00 <doctor> well to be honest...
00:00 <Tiggr> :p
00:00 <doctor> I'm not even sure about this sauage roll
00:00 <doctor> well to be honest...
00:00 <Tiggr> :p
00:00 <doctor> I'm not even sure about this sauage roll
00:00 <Tiggr> not to interject and be overbearing.. but I have the most horrible sausage roll story. a tale of total dedication to true professionalism
00:00 <doctor> well to be honest...
00:00 <Tiggr> :p
00:00 <doctor> I'm not even sure about this sauage roll
00:00 <Tiggr> not to interject and be overbearing.. but I have the most horrible sausage roll story. a tale of total dedication to true professionalism
01:00 <Tiggr> not to interject and be overbearing.. but I have the most horrible sausage roll story. a tale of total dedication to true professionalism
01:00 <doctor> continue
01:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/rjPwwBq19fE
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Day In The Life (Nov 13, 2013) 2:10 - Category: Entertainment - 18,782 views - 85 likes (87.6%), 12 dislikes (12.4%)
01:00 <doctor> continue
01:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/rjPwwBq19fE
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Day In The Life (Nov 13, 2013) 2:10 - Category: Entertainment - 18,782 views - 85 likes (87.6%), 12 dislikes (12.4%)
01:00 <couleurs> this is my favourite new thing
01:00 <doctor> continue
01:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/rjPwwBq19fE
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Day In The Life (Nov 13, 2013) 2:10 - Category: Entertainment - 18,782 views - 85 likes (87.6%), 12 dislikes (12.4%)
01:00 <couleurs> this is my favourite new thing
02:00 <couleurs> this is my favourite new thing
02:00 <Tiggr> OK. Let me preface it by stating this is true, it happened to me and I will never be the same... (gimme 10mins i'll type it out in notepad for smooth transition)
02:00 <Tiggr> OK. Let me preface it by stating this is true, it happened to me and I will never be the same... (gimme 10mins i'll type it out in notepad for smooth transition)
02:00 <Tiggr> OK. Let me preface it by stating this is true, it happened to me and I will never be the same... (gimme 10mins i'll type it out in notepad for smooth transition)
03:00 <doctor> take your time
03:00 <doctor> take your time
03:00 <doctor> take your time
05:00 <doctor> couleurs you can be my doll but please don't do any of that stuff in those youtubes
05:00 <doctor> couleurs you can be my doll but please don't do any of that stuff in those youtubes
05:00 <doctor> couleurs you can be my doll but please don't do any of that stuff in those youtubes
06:00 <couleurs> huehue
06:00 <couleurs> huehue
07:00 <couleurs> huehue
07:00 <Excessive> dudz would live this vid ....... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbSbbY5ibas
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kilian Martin: Altered Route (May 29, 2012) 4:13 - Category: Sports - 1,646,815 views - 25,579 likes (99%), 271 dislikes (1%)
07:00 <Tiggr> 33% done
07:00 <Excessive> I'mnah paste it to him
07:00 <druff> you had a suasage roll ?
09:00 <Excessive> live .......... errrrm love even*
09:00 <doctor> it's history now, best not dwell on it
10:00 <ZeroDistance> 163 divorces a day here
10:00 <ZeroDistance> china
10:00 <ZeroDistance> 10 thousand
10:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
11:00 <ZeroDistance> but a lot is to avoid tax
12:00 <doctor> they were fools to get marride in the first place
14:00 <Tiggr> almost done 
15:00 <doctor> oh i look forward to this
17:00 <Tiggr> OK. I work in IT, business support and client services which means I  tend to be onsite at customer businesses much of the time. On one such  occasion I was working through the lunch period (as I do) until I had  finished up and then I'll stop at the servo along the way after leaving  site. 
17:00 <Tiggr> ------whats the flood limit on this channel?
17:00 <Tiggr> One of the guys in the office piped up and said, 'hey we are just going  to the shop, would you like anything'. I said no thanks I should be  finishing up shortly. He says, are you sure? I'll grab you a sausage  roll or something. Now, having been considered and asked about lunch I  thought it poor form to reject the offer twice. 
17:00 <doctor> 3 every 5 seconds i think
17:00 <Tiggr> Upon the guys return there is no sausage roll (i just eat on the run,  out of the bag and generally by myself). The guy calls out and says come  in here - a little kitchen/dining area in the office - a couple of the  staff had their lunch in this way. Again not to be rude I joined them at  the table and pulled my sausage roll out. The guys says, do you want  some tomato sause or something?
18:00 <Tiggr> Sure I said and he grabs a squeezy bottle of tomato sause out of the  cupboard. I twist the top, turn the bottle upside down and out comes a  very watery, yellowy... urine like fluid all over the sausage roll. 
18:00 <Tiggr> This did not bother me really - it was the first time I had come across  a bottle of sauce that had been sitting so long that it settled into  layers... Before I had a chance to react however, this guy practically  yells out - "awwww Tomato Sauce Wee, don't ya hate that" (I have never  failed to give any sauce bottle a fair shake of the... it since :P)....
19:00 <Tiggr> Again, that particular comment wasnt anything other than playful banter  at the situation - BUT, here is the issue. My ex GF and I had a well  above the grade type of sex life and on many occasions, she would be a  squirter (which was great in the sack to be fair about it). The thing  is, in a matter of seconds, my lunch went from a dry sausage roll, to a  wet sausage roll, to a sausage roll 
19:00 <Tiggr> that (in my mind from the comment  that was made) a chick just squirted and pissed all over.
19:00 <Tiggr> Now, after the effort the customer went I suppose I thought it extremely  unprofessional to throw it away all because of a bit of settled tomato  sauce - so, I simply -forced- myself to eat it. and by forced, I mean it  was worse than ANYthing i have put in my mouth.. ever. Consider a  sausage roll that had been pissed on, so it was wet, and then eating it. 
19:00 <Tiggr> I got through the roll, politely went back to my work and left shortly  after. As the day progressed, the comment, and the sausage roll played  over in my mind and by the end of the day I was quite literally  traumatised. Now here is the funny part of the story.... heh 
19:00 <Tiggr> *********doing the next bit**** stay tuned
19:00 <mattyd> the fux this
20:00 <couleurs> a terrible story with tmi
20:00 <doctor> and here I was, just finished my sausage roll with no story behind it but leaving it in the microwave for too long
21:00 <Serenity> yeah that was a shit story
21:00 <couleurs> i could have written all that in 2 sentences 
21:00 <Serenity> same lol
21:00 <Serenity> also concerned that he thinks girl squirt is piss
21:00 <Tiggr> trolls
21:00 <Tiggr> hahaha
21:00 <doctor> i relate with the tomato sauce, and the mustard
21:00 <doctor> that just ruins everything
23:00 <Serenity> at work one day and was asked if i wanted anything for lunch.. i didnt really but didnt want to be rude so they got me a sausage roll.. got asked if i wanted sauce so said yes but it was so old it split.. ruined my sausage roll and looked like a whore had been fisted with it but i ate it anyway cause i didnt want to be rude
23:00 <Serenity> played on my mind all day
23:00 <Serenity> bazinga
24:00 <Tiggr> Now, I am an honest and open guy. I rarely volunteer information but I dont lie. Others would disagree with that, but I simply answer the question as asked. Its not my fault if you a question and are satisfied with a response that doesnt even answer it.... but i digress.
24:00 <Tiggr> I get home and me and the now ex go out to Freo. walking along the cafe strip I had to tell the story. But as I try to explain it, i start gagging. The fact that I HAVE to tell the story, but cant get a few words in before dry retching each time makes me laugh, I found it fucking hilarious. 
24:00 <Tiggr> Im walking down the cafe strip, saying a few words, gagging while laughing and then trying to squeeze more words in.... For 18months at least I couldnt look at tomato sauce, not even with fish and chips without dry retching... the term "tomato sauce wee" caused the same reaction to much amusement to my friends and family. 
25:00 <Tiggr> and i spose thats not all that funny. But to be fair, your stories arent all that interesting to me either... and ive now had a dose of IRC therapy TM
25:00 <Tiggr> Thanks for listening
25:00 <Tiggr> say hi to your mum for me ;)
25:00 <Serenity> youve been here long enough to hear anyones stories?
25:00 <doctor> thank you
25:00 <DreamSeller> lol 
25:00 <DreamSeller> mostly meth rants
25:00 <couleurs> oh god it's rove mcanus wee
26:00 <DreamSeller> like Danny De Pietoe 
26:00 <couleurs> that was so bad
26:00 <Serenity> being able to tell good stories is a rare talent
26:00 <Serenity> most people give too much information and are boring
26:00 <DreamSeller> psst 
26:00 <Tiggr> Serenity - a bad sausage roll that someone put their hand through? or a bodily function of waste disposal all in as topping.... HAHA. The key issue with this whole event, was that I made myself do it for the notions in my own mind... I wasnt forced or anything 
26:00 <DreamSeller> Serenity
26:00 <DreamSeller> pm 
26:00 <DreamSeller> ;) 
27:00 <doctor> Some person put tomato sauce in my coffee once at work a fair few years back, I've never gotten over it. Haven't worked since
27:00 <Serenity> oo
27:00 <Tiggr> Serenity - i guess i wrote the story the way id say it..
27:00 <doctor> on DSP now for PTSD
27:00 <Serenity> thats the thing with text
27:00 <Serenity> its not as interesting as words
27:00 <Tiggr> AFAIK im good with story telling and jokes I know well enough to paraphrase
28:00 <Tiggr> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyWsFfd9pqE
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: George Carlin - People are Boring (Apr 16, 2008) 7:59 - Category: Comedy - 2,399,309 views - 17,949 likes (98.6%), 263 dislikes (1.4%)
28:00 <couleurs> i liked doctor's story...
28:00 <Tiggr> i missed it :(
31:00 <Tiggr> and once again... my comments just kill the chat
33:00 <Tiggr> I hope some george carlin clips from youtube will prove endlessly entertaining and educational
35:00 <doctor> he's good material, I like that guy
39:00 <warsexmachine> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/s526x395/10003144_1456228877947667_7176832393110395270_n.jpg
41:00 <couleurs> i'm never reading his stories again
45:00 <Fez> I hate spiders
46:00 <couleurs> me 2
46:00 <Fez> I thinkbill have nightmares now
46:00 <Fez> -b
48:00 <couleurs> who's bill
48:00 <Fez> Least my sleep will be entertaining, right?
48:00 <Fez> Haha
48:00 <Fez> Think ill*
49:00 <Fez> Better?
49:00 <warsexmachine> .
49:00 <couleurs> I Can't Believe It's Not Better !
50:00 <Fez> Fkn beleive it fabio
51:00 <Excessive> LMFAO ............ https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10154037549735241&set=vb.102478020240&type=2&theater
54:00 <couleurs> cool
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