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01:00 <couleurs> for new iphone????
02:00 <Saemon> lol fuk iphone
02:00 <Saemon> galaxy s5 all the way
02:00 <Excessive> "we try n teach that u do not eat the forbidden fruit"
03:00 <Saemon> the whole concept of the forbidden fruit
03:00 <Saemon> we arnet supposed to eat it because we might gain knowledge?
03:00 <Saemon> wtf is what
03:00 <Saemon> so god wanted us to be dumb?
04:00 <Excessive> Jobs died fo it ............
04:00 <Excessive> so yeah
05:00 <Saemon> i reckon god is some sort of perc
05:00 <Saemon> perv
06:00 <Saemon> cuz he got pissed off at adam and eve once they gained the knowledge that walking around butt naked for all too see was not appropriate
06:00 <doctor> lol
06:00 <Excessive> "the eyes of the lord r in every place"
06:00 <doctor> there was a guy who wrote about that
06:00 <doctor> slavoj zizek
07:00 <doctor> he's an interesting read, bit of an eccentric
09:00 <doctor> Consider this though, in order for us to have sinned God first must have sinned himself
09:00 <Saemon> how so?
10:00 <doctor> He's the creator isn't he, we were made in his image?
10:00 <couleurs> i'm a god
10:00 <Excessive> "yer all ov yo father, the devil ......... and the lusts that he commited yer will do"
13:00 <doctor> We must all belong to the devil, as there's no one who has never sinned. There's an old myth of the old Peacock god, Melek Taus, some groups today consider him Satan
13:00 <xm> im doge. ye shall not engrave my image onto currency
14:00 <doctor> He was the one who created Man, out of the request of God and told to worship him. It went against God's will for Malek Taus to worship nobody but God himself, but at request of God to worship man instead of him sent him into a fury
15:00 <doctor> Now supposably he spends his days resenting his creation
15:00 <Excessive> commemorative coin fo mah second time in psych .......... http://www.cruzis-coins.com/joint/1998.html
16:00 <Saemon> lol
16:00 <Saemon> i prefer the original story
16:00 <Excessive> like father like son ^]
17:00 <Saemon> of satan being the archangel lucifer
17:00 <Excessive> '-]
17:00 <Saemon> then some fancy flamboyant 'peacock' god.
17:00 <doctor> Yeah. On the first day God created everything, and some thought of that as a bad idea
19:00 <Excessive> "I was estabilished before there ever was an earth!"
19:00 <DrGore> the sun
21:00 <Excessive> "so incline your ears to my law, for by me kings rule and years may be added to your life"
25:00 <Serenity> hello melbourne how is everyone tonight
25:00 <Saemon> sad, lonely, depressed
25:00 <Saemon> the usual.
25:00 <Saemon> hows u?
25:00 <Excessive> oh, is that a wake up call?
25:00 <Serenity> oh wow..
26:00 <Serenity> yeah im fantastic
26:00 <Excessive> parteh onnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
27:00 <Saemon> most of use here are sad, lonely depressed individuals
27:00 <Saemon> thats why we are on here in a friday night.
27:00 <xm> Saemon: what needs to be changed in your life you reckon?
27:00 <Excessive> no, it's mostly u r sad, lonely n depressed
28:00 <Serenity> im not sad at all
28:00 <Serenity> im married and have children. tahts why im at home
28:00 <Saemon> i said most ppl
28:00 <xm> im just sadistic
28:00 <Saemon> not all
28:00 <xm> which is like sad + fantastic
28:00 <Serenity> you mean
28:00 <Serenity> sadtastic
29:00 <Saemon> xm i dont know, if i knew
29:00 <Saemon> i woldnt be here
29:00 <Saemon> id be out there changing my life for the better
29:00 <xm> so is this something you just 'feel' ?
29:00 <Saemon> i dunno
29:00 <xm> because if you dont know what to change...
29:00 <Saemon> i dont habe confidence, i dot dare to talk to ppl
29:00 <Saemon> and my feelings get hurt easily if i get snubbed
29:00 <xm> that just takes practice
29:00 <Serenity> are you drunk
29:00 <Saemon> and so i dont try to make friedns
30:00 <Saemon> and as a result, i know have barely any friends
30:00 <Saemon> i now*
30:00 <Excessive> yes
30:00 <xm> what about IRC friends?
30:00 <Excessive> half drubk
30:00 <Excessive> drunk*
30:00 <Saemon> hrm
30:00 <Serenity> not you Excessive lol
30:00 <Saemon> i would consider johninja a irc friend
30:00 <Serenity> Saemon
31:00 <Saemon> lol no im not drink
31:00 <Saemon> drunk
31:00 <Saemon> im straight edge i dont drink, smoke or do drugs
31:00 <doctor> Saemon's a decent Lad, he's not offensive like a few other people I can't mention
31:00 <Saemon> thannks doctor
32:00 <Serenity> you know hes a troll right
32:00 <doctor> He doesn't pass as a troll
32:00 <Excessive> so .............. I donno .............. mabbe another spliff
32:00 <Serenity> how so? everything he says is bullshit
32:00 <doctor> that's such an ambiguous word
32:00 <Serenity> heya bonny
33:00 <Bonny> hey..:)
33:00 <Saemon> hey yo Bonny
33:00 <Bonny> yo
33:00 <Excessive> parteh tiem ......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whPWgH3bbks
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Yakooza - Cocaine (Original Mix) (Oct 8, 2009) 0 - Category: Music - 146,086 views - 513 likes (98.5%), 8 dislikes (1.5%)
33:00 <doctor> Maybe I don't see the whole picture
33:00 <Bonny> talk is cheap, anyone can sprout bullshit
34:00 <xm> Saemon obviously has problems, just that the way he goes on about it he's more interested in the attention than genuine conversation
34:00 <Bonny> nods
34:00 <Saemon> i have genuine convos
34:00 <Serenity> hence troll
35:00 <Serenity> he cant even tell his legit story because he only ever told lies
35:00 <xm> IRC makes it very easy to detect BS...everything is logged...and timestamped...
35:00 <doctor> All I know is that he can't walk and eats a lot
35:00 <Excessive> who is this character?
35:00 <Bonny> hehe
35:00 <Serenity> ive been willing to over look his lies if he just told his actual story but he wont
35:00 <Serenity> so meh
36:00 <Saemon> wat actual story?
36:00 <xm> sometimes people change their stories around so they get the attention they want but modifying a bit to keep their 'privacy'
36:00 <Serenity> you know.. the one where you're not some lonely weirdo with no legs
36:00 <DrGore> i have cancer aids
36:00 <DrGore> love me
36:00 <DrGore> worth a shot
37:00 <Saemon> xm do u like simba?
37:00 <xm> my first convo on IRC was with a guy who couldnt walk actually...
37:00 <Saemon> cuz you're being simba v2.0 right now
37:00 <xm> Saemon: dont mind him. why?
37:00 <Saemon> nvm
37:00 <xm> most people here are OK. although if i dont respect them they'd just be used for entertainment, but i dont care either way
38:00 <Excessive> ys simba turned out to be ok ............. in the end
38:00 <Serenity> this is why you lie to me so much isnt it xm
38:00 <Serenity> ISNT IT
38:00 <xm> i havent really talked to most people here though -- i only come in here to interject with smart arse comments
38:00 <Serenity> simba is alright
38:00 <Serenity> i like to not like him
38:00 <xm> for sure
38:00 <Saemon> what about Bastardly_One?
38:00 <Serenity> what about him
39:00 <Saemon> do u guys like or hate him?
39:00 <Saemon> what are you guys thoughts in him?
39:00 <Maurice> simba can be witty at times
39:00 <Saemon> on him*
39:00 <Serenity> i dont anything him
39:00 <Excessive> depends on which side of the fence u're sittin Saemon
39:00 <Maurice> He has no legs, he can't climb the fence
40:00 <Excessive> ok, backing then*
42:00 <Maurice> Bellatrix, I heard you're a Domme
42:00 <Maurice> Any truth in that
42:00 <Bellatrix> Domme?
43:00 <Maurice> Yeah it was a joke
43:00 <Excessive> Bellatrixdo yew liek cockindeearsehehehe?
43:00 <Saemon> dominatrix?
44:00 <Saemon> yayness! 
44:00 <Bellatrix> umm no
44:00 <Saemon> all eps of fat tony and co has finished dl'din
44:00 <DrGore> TPE
45:00 <Saemon> i cant wait to see how they portray carl williams murder in prison
45:00 <Saemon> apparently its very controversial
45:00 <Bellatrix> it was terrible actually Saemon
45:00 <Bellatrix> it was the only episode i watched
46:00 <Excessive> y the fck r u concerned wif other ppl's problems?
46:00 <Saemon> terrible as shit acting n stuff, or terrible as in tragic for the family?
46:00 <Bellatrix> shit acting and stuff
46:00 <Saemon> ah ic
46:00 <Bellatrix> but the latter too
46:00 <Maurice> Because he has no life
46:00 <Saemon> yeah it would suck for his children to see their deceased fathers death
47:00 <Saemon> be acted out and replicated on a national tv drama
47:00 <Serenity> id totes bone the guy who plays carl williams
47:00 <Serenity> im sure he used to play flynn in home and away
47:00 <Saemon> really? but he's so out of shape though
47:00 <DrGore> might as well quit irc is Serenity is gonna bone that chubby fuck
47:00 <Serenity> like you can talk
48:00 <Excessive> "nawt all treasure is silver n gold moaite!"
48:00 <Saemon> thats what im sayin, im suprised because im out of shape and no one wants sex with me
48:00 <Saemon> yet you'd do him
48:00 <Serenity> no he was james on home and away
48:00 <Maurice> Yeah, because chubby people don't get laid..
48:00 <dematerialised> you need to find yourself a strong man to lift you into his arms Saemon
48:00 <Serenity> whoever the fuck that is i dont remember
48:00 <Maurice> Fucktards
48:00 <Serenity> you being fat has nothing to do with why you wont get laid
49:00 <Saemon> i like the first flynn better
49:00 <Saemon> in home and away
49:00 <Saemon> some guy with long hair
49:00 <under> Hello
49:00 <under> I'm back bitches!
49:00 <Saemon> it seems like home and away goes through its phases of teen stars very ofteh
50:00 <Serenity> and hes only 'fat' in underbelly
50:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRP
50:00 <Serenity> hes not normally like that
50:00 <Saemon> ic
50:00 <Saemon> how do actors do that so fast?
50:00 <Maurice> At bleast he has legs
50:00 <Saemon> gain all that weight for a role
50:00 <Maurice> -b
50:00 <Saemon> and then lose it all again shortly after
50:00 <Maurice> Uhm, they eat..
50:00 <Saemon> cant be healthy for the body
51:00 <Saemon> metabolism up n down n goin crazy
51:00 <Serenity> http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2008/12/07/1111118/249637-gyton-grantley.jpg
51:00 <Serenity> dem eyes
51:00 <DrGore> you don't loose that down syndrome look
51:00 <doctor> very languid
51:00 <DrGore> downy eyes
51:00 <Rak> vacant moo cow eyes
51:00 <Excessive> atm I'm haven thought abt goin to the hastle of actually doin the l;amb chops n the mash ........... just cause tuna with lemon n cracked pepper seems borin
52:00 <Saemon> his forehead is so huge
52:00 <Serenity> even at his fattest on underbelly
52:00 <Serenity> hes like half the size of the real carl
52:00 <Saemon> lol yeah
52:00 <Saemon> the real carl was a pig of a man
52:00 <DrGore> huge forhead is a symptom of being a downy
53:00 <Saemon> ive seen him irl once
53:00 <Serenity> http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/fp/Gyton+Grantly+Beach+Sydney+cjp7CvIae0Al.jpg
53:00 <DrGore> never picked her for a downy fetish
53:00 <DrGore> go figure
53:00 <Excessive> ok, so they fck ........... and?
53:00 <Saemon> that actor who played benjii veniamin was hot
54:00 <Saemon> so much better than the real benjii
54:00 <Serenity> hes not a downy you rude asshole
54:00 <Serenity> damien walshe howling is his name
55:00 <Saemon> howling
55:00 <Saemon> chicks howling after him
55:00 <Saemon> suits
55:00 <Serenity> i first remember him off nlue heelers
55:00 <Serenity> he was a baby
55:00 <Serenity> contable adam cooper
55:00 <Saemon> haha 
55:00 <Serenity> constable
56:00 <Saemon> i like that show
56:00 <Saemon> classic late 90s aust tv
56:00 <Maurice> Howling was rowr
56:00 <Saemon> water rats
56:00 <Saemon> all saints
56:00 <Serenity> i had such a crush on him in blue heelers
56:00 <Serenity> i was like.. 9
57:00 <Saemon> did u find him more attractive in underbelly?
57:00 <Maurice> I was like, 27 then
57:00 <BlackDevil> Maurice http://i.imgur.com/2HlvxTc.gif
57:00 <Saemon> my all time fav crush
58:00 <Saemon> is that ocean girl chick
58:00 <DrGore> you really have a thing for downies
58:00 <DrGore> sorry
58:00 <Maurice> I don't know why you posted that for me.. theres no dick in his mouth
58:00 <DrGore> each his own
59:00 <Saemon> theres that downie actress
59:00 <Excessive> I first remember my uncle (acted out in terminator 2) who comes to save his nephew because it's jus somethin that royals do with their distants not quite knowin wat really geos on at an early age
59:00 <Saemon> on american horror story
59:00 <Serenity> he was way hotter in underbelly but then he was older and grown up
59:00 <Saemon> but she seems normal though when she speaks
59:00 <Serenity> and im not 9 having a crush on a baby faced dude
00:00 <Saemon> howling reminded me of darth maul in underbelly
00:00 <Saemon> the super fit mysterious assassin 
01:00 <Maurice> I wish you'd die.
01:00 <Excessive> that ^ was years ago ................ gd interpretation though
01:00 <Saemon> what was yrs ago?
02:00 <Excessive> when I come to know my "other part" of the family
02:00 <Saemon> im talkin about darth maul
02:00 <Saemon> wtf are you talkin about Excessive?
02:00 <Serenity> what is he talking about
02:00 <Excessive> the terminator!
03:00 <Maurice> No idea
03:00 <Serenity> too much weed for him
03:00 <Serenity> cut him off
03:00 <xm> are you talking about the Hungarian relatives?
03:00 <Excessive> juys another "sci fi" interpretation of "someone's world"
03:00 <Saemon> what does your other part of the family got to do with it?
03:00 <Excessive> just*
03:00 <Saemon> whose part? your dads side or your mums?
04:00 <Saemon> anywho
05:00 <Excessive> ye I know ............. most jus watch a show cause it's a gd show .............. though not everyone gets wat the show is really about
05:00 <Saemon> fat tony and co was a nice 'back to the roots' of the underbelly franchise
05:00 <Saemon> it got wayy to outrageous with all these early 20th century underworld crap
06:00 <BaD^BOY^69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVv_sVJvwgM
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mahmut Ferati - Leter nga malet (Sep 13, 2011) 4:56 - Category: People and Blogs - 7,868 views - 4 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
06:00 <Saemon> boardwalk empire wannabe
07:00 <doctor> australians love to fantasize about a history they don't have
07:00 <under> haha
07:00 <Excessive> ok ................ so there's the king of the underground ......... known as Darth Vader ...... who makes political transactions to those that have their subjects as "account holders" or "customers" to the corporations they own ........... does this really interest you?
08:00 <xm> yes, i would also like to know more about this plan. does it come with a free dongle?
08:00 <xm> oh cool!
08:00 <xm> where do i sign up?????
09:00 <Excessive> yes, some countries have on their birth certificates: "personal numeric code"
09:00 <xm> is there a self-referential integrity check
09:00 <xm> does it add up to 6-6-6?
11:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah yeah I know
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd of been shattered
11:00 <Bastardly_One> x2
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I tricked you on WM 30 though :D
12:00 <Saemon> im not talkign about that
12:00 <HotTubSexMachine> hey Serenity, can I talk to you about something in pm? 
12:00 <Saemon> i was gona talk about game of thrones
12:00 <Saemon> omg
12:00 <Saemon> season 1 ep 4
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I said x2
12:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
13:00 <Saemon> i mean
13:00 <Saemon>  season 4 ep 1
13:00 <Serenity> ofc silly face
13:00 <Saemon> how awesome was it hey
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you'd be tripping over the Ultimate Warrior dying
13:00 <Saemon> meh
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:00 <Saemon> not really into wrestling anymore now
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I said 
13:00 <Saemon> this girl i like she looks down on wrestling n ppl who like it
13:00 <Bastardly_One> fine one day on RAW
13:00 <Saemon> so im changing
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and dead the next
14:00 <Saemon> easy come esay go
14:00 <Saemon> anyway
14:00 <HotTubSexMachine> he knew he was going to kick the bucket 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> well, only a fuckwit like you would change for other people
14:00 <Saemon> when tywin melted down the 2 swords
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but I doubt he knew it was going to be the next day 
14:00 <Saemon> and burned the wolf skin
14:00 <Bastardly_One> that, boys n girls is what steroids do
14:00 <Saemon> starks theme was played first, then switched to rains of castermere when tywin showed up
15:00 <Saemon> omg so awesome symbolism
15:00 <Saemon> fall of house stark is complete 
15:00 <dudz> well texted Bastardly_One 
15:00 <Saemon> <Bastardly_One> well, only a fuckwit like you would change for other people
15:00 <Saemon> im just growing up.
15:00 <Saemon> wrestling is for kids, shes opened my eyes to this now
16:00 <dudz> i bet she has a vag
16:00 <Serenity> Saemon seems you're trying to not be a troll and trying to intergrate into the channel now.. so tell us the truth. have you or have you not got legs
16:00 <Saemon> err yeah she does
16:00 <Saemon> i have not 
16:00 <Serenity> ok
17:00 <Saemon> i cant wait for the next episode, i like how they recasted daario 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> look what I found on a bench at someone's house so I had to take a pic 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> say the name to yourself
17:00 <Bastardly_One> https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10152033_10152321739683104_5568753332255725443_n.jpg
17:00 <Saemon> at this this new actor suits the book version more than that goldilocks pretty boy
17:00 <Bastardly_One> a 4 pack of what?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that has to hurt 
18:00 <doctor> lol
18:00 <doctor> you make a nonsense, boring pic interesting Bastardly_One
19:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently they've been sitting on the bench for months and no one noticed ... vag-table peelers
19:00 <dudz> is there any point to having a relationship with someone?, it just prevents you from having to keep finding new people to fuck with emotionally and mentally hey?
19:00 <doctor> oh, i just noticed the spelling error
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
20:00 <Bastardly_One> they never did until I noticed either ... and the pack has been sitting on their bench for months apparently
20:00 <dudz> oh we changed subjects
20:00 <doctor> no need for vagetables?
21:00 <Saemon> dudz your my nemesis in brisbane
21:00 <Saemon> but in here we're cool
21:00 <Saemon> i only hate you when im in brisbane
21:00 <Bastardly_One> dudz amuses me with his pseudo aggressive dribble
21:00 <dudz> cool
22:00 <dudz> so i guess i'll just go throw my self infront of a moving train
22:00 <Saemon> whats stoppin ya
22:00 <doctor> you seem alright dudz
22:00 <dudz> cowadacy
23:00 <Saemon> well man the fuck up n dont let da door hit ur ass on the way out.
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a selfish way to go IMO 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> why?
23:00 <dudz> oh yeah true its a very public way of doing it true
23:00 <Bastardly_One> you affect the driver of the train for life
23:00 <Saemon> i doubt it
23:00 <dudz> but lets discuss this, because i know a guy who tried to do this recently
23:00 <dudz> he bounced off and got a metal plate put in his head
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to live on a line in Melbourne where people favoured a certain platform and also nearby bridge
24:00 <Saemon> like, i mean, if i was a train driver and someone suicided themself by jumping in front of my train
24:00 <Saemon> its not my fault and i know it
24:00 <Bastardly_One> so?
24:00 <dudz> yeah its cool when area's become known for suicides hey
25:00 <dudz> the train drivers though, they don't actually do anything
25:00 <Bastardly_One> little section near Windsor station
25:00 <Bastardly_One> the train comes around a corner to come into the station from one side 
25:00 <dudz> are the train drivers expected to stay awake while the train is moving?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> was there for a while anyway ... no idea if that's the case now 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I did see once how most of those metro trains operate
26:00 <dudz> its funny i think how much fuss is made over a humans death in comparison to an animals
26:00 <Bastardly_One> would be dead easy to fall asleep ... pardon the pun
27:00 <dudz> hi john, just talking about killing and death
27:00 <Excessive> I knew a bloke that suicided in front of a train
27:00 <johninja> i see
27:00 <Bastardly_One> john, that offer still stands by the way 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd get in while you can 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> good poo
27:00 <johninja> ooh
27:00 <Excessive> wat fckn way to kill urself ughhhhhhhh
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's from a hog ... 
27:00 <johninja> cheers man
27:00 <johninja> haha yeh
28:00 <Bastardly_One> looks really small though
28:00 <johninja> i'm a pretty satisfied man these days dudz
28:00 <johninja> dense stuff?
28:00 <johninja> chops out?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that compressed rolled up dense shit 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> correct
28:00 <dudz> thats good to hear john
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and drier than a nun's cobwebbed vagina
29:00 <johninja> my mate is still waiting for his
29:00 <Saemon> the wya id like to die is get eaten by a giant squid
29:00 <Saemon> wat a way to go out
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... do you drive?
30:00 <Saemon> me?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't do ya?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> not you
30:00 <johninja> nah i don't have  car now
30:00 <Bastardly_One> then it's only Mon - Thurs 
30:00 <johninja> i would drive in the sticks
30:00 <johninja> but not melbs
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'll do that if you're still hassled on Mon
30:00 <johninja> cheers dude
30:00 <Bastardly_One> if I'm getting there myself its a Mon - Thurs thing
30:00 <johninja> would apprecite it
31:00 <Kynetic> i have not been pulled over by the cops once since we got a newish car
31:00 <johninja> just ended up having some beers and playing pool
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah all good ... contrary to popular belief ... I try
31:00 <johninja> was a nice night
31:00 <Bastardly_One> ah cool 
31:00 <johninja> took angelina down
31:00 <johninja> she slept most of the time lol
31:00 <Kynetic> you in melb johninja?
31:00 <johninja> yeah bro
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be like, chucking it at you from a distance
31:00 <Bastardly_One> so you can't roll me in person 
31:00 <Kynetic> how long for?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and be an irc hero :D
31:00 <johninja> oh pretty much perma
32:00 <Kynetic> true
32:00 <johninja> i'm with kelevra now
32:00 <johninja> mel
32:00 <johninja> yeah
32:00 <Kynetic> you rascal
32:00 <johninja> ;)
32:00 <Saemon> dating her?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Kynetic, you're slow
32:00 <johninja> like a month or something
32:00 <Kynetic> yeah i knew he was dating someone
32:00 <Bastardly_One> even I knew that already and I've not been here for a week or some shit 
32:00 <Kynetic> just not who
32:00 <Saemon> wat about that pic of that chick u showed me 
32:00 <Kynetic> i dont keep up with the gossip
32:00 <johninja> yeh
32:00 <Saemon> like a few weeks ago
32:00 <johninja> thats her
32:00 <Saemon> that chick who has a kid already
32:00 <Saemon> ohhh
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno if I've seen Mel 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> hit me up 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon we've had to of met somewhere though
33:00 <johninja> i don't like flshing her pics around without her approval
33:00 <Saemon> only friends of johninja can see it Bastardly_One.
33:00 <Saemon> sorry.
33:00 <johninja> she's the hottest chick ive ever been with
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fair ... worth a shot 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
33:00 <Serenity> mels a minx
33:00 <Serenity> im gonna steal her though john so...
33:00 <Maurice> Where is that bitch
33:00 <johninja> lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> so, hot mental chick going nuts at an irc meet
33:00 <johninja> she is curled up asleep next to me
33:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmmm
33:00 <Saemon> where the fuck is mew?
33:00 <Maurice> HOW DARE SHE
33:00 <Bastardly_One> *thinks*
34:00 <Saemon> `seen mew
34:00 <prowl> Saemon, I found 2 matches to your query: Mewski, Mew. Mewski ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #cunts 5 weeks 1 day 13 hours 17 minutes ago (05.03. 12:16) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 26 minutes there.
34:00 <Maurice> Wake her up, right now, with penis
34:00 <Bastardly_One> there's been a couple ... 
34:00 <johninja> lol
34:00 <Maurice> I'd love to be woken up tonight by dick
34:00 <Kynetic> who is mew?
34:00 <Maurice> My life is so hard
34:00 <Kynetic> i forget
34:00 <johninja> she is exhusted ;)
34:00 <Maurice> Damn you whores
34:00 <Saemon> careful what u wish for
34:00 <Serenity> hahaha john
34:00 <Serenity> painted left?
34:00 <Maurice> Shut up, legless, I doubt yours even works
34:00 <Serenity> painters..
34:00 <Saemon> is the person attached to the dick be wearing a balaclava?
34:00 <Kynetic> im gonna get some guy named dick to call you at 3am Maurice
34:00 <johninja> pretty much
34:00 <johninja> thank fuck
35:00 <Bastardly_One> did any of you know mz_nightshade/Pyretta^Blaze or is a couple of years ago too long to remember?
35:00 <Maurice> You're the best, Kynetic
35:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of hot chicks
35:00 <Kynetic> anytime
35:00 <Kynetic> if theyre not on irc now. noone remembers
35:00 <Bastardly_One> good point
35:00 <Maurice> This is why I'm here, so my legacy lives
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I hardly rememer 5 mins ago
36:00 <johninja> lol Maurice
36:00 <Serenity> ill paint you you tiny cunt
36:00 <Painted> wha? 
36:00 <Painted> OP ABUSE
36:00 <Serenity> YOU'RE NOT AN OP
36:00 <johninja> lol
36:00 <Kynetic> who the fuck is Painted?
36:00 <Painted> I AM THROUGH YOUUU 
36:00 <Painted> :D 
36:00 <Serenity> pfff
36:00 <Maurice> Oh bugger, I thought you were calling my vagina tiny
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... well retorted 
36:00 <Serenity> you wanna put out more buddy
36:00 <Maurice> But you meant him :/
37:00 <johninja> nothing wrong with a tiny vagina
37:00 <johninja> as long as its wet
37:00 <Serenity> careful what you said someones gonna rip the fucken top off it in a minute
37:00 <Serenity> say
37:00 <Kynetic> i reckon Maurice would have a tiny vagina. if it wasnt for cams ridiculously huge dick
37:00 <Maurice> Rofl
37:00 <johninja> lol
37:00 <[Maverick]> HAHA 
37:00 <Maurice> Has he been sending you pics again?
37:00 <Kynetic> yea
37:00 <Maurice> Coz the bastard wont send me any
38:00 <Serenity> i had a tiny vag until i met [Maverick]
38:00 <Serenity> uh..
38:00 <johninja> i like his style "ok thanks babe" in response to an epic txt
38:00 <Maurice> Jeepers
38:00 <Kynetic> what a cunt.
38:00 <Serenity> yeah /clear
38:00 <johninja> boss
38:00 <Maurice> Yeah he's a jerk
38:00 <Maurice> I was filling him in on all sorts of stuff
38:00 <Maurice> And I get that
38:00 <johninja> lol
38:00 <[Maverick]> hahah 
38:00 <[Maverick]> in his head "oh will she just shutttt up" 
38:00 <johninja> lolol
39:00 <Saemon> after childbirth all vaginas get loose
39:00 <Saemon> fact of physiology
39:00 <Maurice> I usually think the same when he sends me long msgs
39:00 <Maurice> So I shouldn't complain
39:00 <[Maverick]> Saemon 
39:00 <johninja> not if they don't get born from the vagina Saemon
39:00 <johninja> also they stich them up pretty good
39:00 <[Maverick]> do the hookers you root... 
39:00 <Maurice> But this time I was informing him I picked up his model car, what his pay was, the important emails he got and that it's his sisters kids bday
39:00 <Serenity> its not fact Saemon you fucking loser
39:00 <[Maverick]> do they have a disabled ramp 
39:00 <Saemon> yeah seesareon section
39:00 <Maurice> Saemon, I have 3 kids and my vagina never got loose..
39:00 <[Maverick]> so you can roll up to their vaginas 
39:00 <Serenity> uh no
39:00 <Maurice> Seesareon? Really?
40:00 <johninja> lol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> c-section?
40:00 <johninja> sounds liek a dinosaur
40:00 <johninja> or some spanish guy
40:00 <Serenity> ive had 2 vaginal births and im not bigger than i was before hand you absolute spastic fuck faced turtle fucker
40:00 <Maurice> He wouldn't know, due to everyone including hookers turning him down
41:00 <dudz> aopparently you can only get 3x c-sections
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah he tried to bond with me on that when I first met him
41:00 <Kynetic> i bet he doesnt even fuck them
41:00 <[Maverick]> she is still like a thimble 
41:00 <Maurice> No.
41:00 <johninja> lol
41:00 <Kynetic> probably just sits there and talks and ends up crying.
41:00 <Maurice> My friend has had 4
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I have that problem too ... even hookers have standards :(
41:00 <Serenity> you get as many csections as you need
41:00 <johninja> "i just want to talk"
41:00 <johninja> "hold me"
41:00 <Kynetic> lol
41:00 <dudz> thats so horrible to picture
41:00 <Saemon> i have been turned bown by hookers before, but it was not because she saw me or anything like that, she just wasnt interested in haggling over her rates
41:00 <Maurice> 'Can you put your stockings below my waist so I can pretend to have legs?'
41:00 <Kynetic> jesus
42:00 <Kynetic> you haggle over rates?
42:00 <johninja> i went into what i thought was a strip club in kings cross
42:00 <Saemon> yeh sometimes
42:00 <johninja> just felt like boobs and a scotch
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Maurice ... stuffed with newspaper
42:00 <Kynetic> i hope youre telling them you want to pay more
42:00 <johninja> but yeh they sent me straight out the back to this old asian hooker
42:00 <Serenity> if you say
42:00 <johninja> i was like "nah, youre too old"
42:00 <Serenity> one more uninformed thing Saemon
42:00 <[Maverick]> oh wow 
42:00 <johninja> the truth is asians just don't do it for me
42:00 <[Maverick]> it got warm in here 
42:00 <Serenity> as in if you just sprout what you assume as fact one more fucking time
42:00 <Maurice> Me either, johninja
42:00 <johninja> she got a little upset
42:00 <Serenity> i will pull your fucking arms off
42:00 <johninja> lol@mav
42:00 <Maurice> I prefer my men to actually have a penis
42:00 <johninja> lol
43:00 <[Maverick]> oh hai Maurice
43:00 <johninja> and women not too
43:00 <Saemon> no Kynetic, sometimes they go GFE (girl friend experience) for $250 an hour
43:00 <Maurice> NOT YOU
43:00 <Maurice> I DON'T WANT MORE BABIES
43:00 <Saemon> then id haggle like, i dont want the GFE, i just want a blow job
43:00 <Saemon> for an hour
43:00 <Kynetic> thanks for clearing that up
43:00 <Saemon> how much would that cost me?
43:00 <Saemon> etc
43:00 <Kynetic> if you hadnt said (girl friend experience)
43:00 <Serenity> fuck up before i literally kill you
43:00 <Maurice> It would cost you an arm and a leg
43:00 <Maurice> Oh wait..
43:00 <[Maverick]> ok 
43:00 <Kynetic> id probably be thinking it was something completely disgusting
43:00 <Serenity> NOT YOU
43:00 <Serenity> if i wanted you to shut up id sit on your face
44:00 <johninja> lol
44:00 <Kynetic> doesnt work
44:00 <Kynetic> shes already sitting on my face
44:00 <Saemon> such as what Kynetic?
44:00 <Maurice> Damnit, wheres my C&H comic when I need it
44:00 <Kynetic> and im still here
44:00 <Bastardly_One> GFE - Grinded Fetta Enema?
44:00 <[Maverick]> it would be like a megaphone has sat on my face.. loud and noisy 
44:00 <johninja> vuvazella
44:00 <Serenity> im gonna drive past his house tomorrow and flash my boobs at his house..
44:00 <Kynetic> man
44:00 <Kynetic> you never do that for me
45:00 <Kynetic> i only ever get cunt flashes
45:00 <[Maverick]> LOL JOHN 
45:00 <Serenity> thtats cause you're 3000km away
45:00 <Serenity> lol
45:00 <Kynetic> so youre saying
45:00 <Kynetic> if i move to perth
45:00 <Kynetic> you'll drive by titty flash me?
45:00 <[Maverick]> NOPE 
45:00 <Serenity> sure
45:00 <Kynetic> will you text me first so i get to see it?
45:00 <Serenity> well duh
45:00 <johninja> you have to sit out on the front lawn all day
45:00 <Kynetic> im just checking!
45:00 <johninja> worth it
46:00 <Kynetic> some people might just do it for the lols
46:00 <Serenity> nah im not allowed to be in the same suburb as [Maverick]
46:00 <Kynetic> and be like loooool you missed my titties
46:00 <Serenity> i might get pregnant
46:00 <johninja> missed connections
46:00 <Kynetic> man
46:00 <Kynetic> thats some fertility you got going there [Maverick]
46:00 <johninja> he is potent
46:00 <[Maverick]> yeah 
46:00 <Serenity> hes pretty potent
46:00 <[Maverick]> every 2 days, spermicide shower 
47:00 <Saemon> so u got lots of sperm?
47:00 <Serenity> im pretty sure id rape him if i was in his suburb and thats just trouble for everyone
47:00 <Serenity> so best to be safe
47:00 <Saemon> ever heard of prostate milking? 
47:00 <Serenity> yeah cuse we're over 15 years old
47:00 <Saemon> it looks like it would feel weired
48:00 <Saemon> its like you're cumming, but no orgasm feeling
48:00 <Serenity> .......
48:00 <johninja> lol
48:00 <Serenity> you get an orgasm feeling its your g spot you idiot
48:00 <johninja> sounds a bit gay
48:00 <Maurice> I'm pretty lucky, Serenity stalks my house on a semi regular basis
48:00 <[Maverick]> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
48:00 <Serenity> hahaha i do
48:00 <Maurice> Last time she left me a present in my letter box
48:00 <Maurice> And no, it was not poo
48:00 <Serenity> ill get lily to do a knock and run next time
48:00 <Maurice> LOL
49:00 <Serenity> she'll be like
49:00 <Maurice> Her and Cal lock eyes and it'll be all over
49:00 <Serenity> HI CAL *RUN*
49:00 <dudz> suburban life ay
49:00 <Maurice> Tomorrow is a month since Serenity sent me flowers
49:00 <Maurice> A whole fucking month
49:00 <Serenity> cant believe its been a month :(
49:00 <johninja> on a cold and grey september moren
49:00 <Maurice> Me either :(
49:00 <Bastardly_One> is that only a month
49:00 <Maurice> ANOTHER LITTLE BABY CHILD IS BORN
49:00 <Maurice> IN THE GETTOOOOO
49:00 <Bastardly_One> feels like longer than that
49:00 <johninja> IN THE GHETTOOOOOOOOOOo
50:00 <Maurice> I still see him out of the corner of my eye
50:00 <Serenity> thanks to paypal i only paid for them last week
50:00 <Maurice> When it rained the other day, everything got wet, except where he is
50:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity
50:00 <johninja> you don't send me flowers anyyyyymooooaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr
50:00 <Maurice> And I got nearly 3 weeks out of them
50:00 <Maurice> Or any less
50:00 <Serenity> im so glad they lasted that long
51:00 <johninja> i need to do something special like that for mel
51:00 <johninja> ideas?
51:00 <Maurice> Cal was funny 'do we put them in a vase?' Uh no, that'd ruin the box
51:00 <johninja> i really havn't done anything
51:00 <[Maverick]> every chick gets wet where I am 
51:00 <Maurice> You can't beat me, johninja, I sent her a whole parcel of anthrax
51:00 <Serenity> girls love shit being sent to them
51:00 <Kynetic> BAM
51:00 <johninja> lol Maurice
51:00 <johninja> yeh
51:00 <Serenity> i sent a chocolate hamper to pauls work once
51:00 <johninja> i better get my broke ss into gear
51:00 <Maurice> In disguise as woolies cards and baby clothes
51:00 <Serenity> the girls thought it was cute and the guys laughed it was perfect
52:00 <johninja> lol
52:00 <dudz> yeah you got a job up melb john?
52:00 <Saemon> do something spontaneous and romantic
52:00 <Kynetic> youre evilo\
52:00 <Maurice> I've been tempted to get Cam flowers, but he threatened me
52:00 <Saemon> like bunch of roses to her at work
52:00 <johninja> nah mn only been here a while
52:00 <Kynetic> send him a fatagram
52:00 <Saemon> where all her colleaques can see
52:00 <Maurice> Lol Kynetic
52:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-a-hkg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1.0-9/p417x417/1005991_10200135884750964_1857886785_n.jpg
52:00 <Serenity> ^^ that
52:00 <Maurice> Theres probably hundreds of them on his site
52:00 <Serenity> he gets a fatagram every time he comes home
52:00 <Kynetic> lol
52:00 <johninja> aww
52:00 <Kynetic> lol @ i love you more than chocolate
52:00 <dudz> there's alot of dodgy people who live in melb, should be able to get a nice cosey job ripping people off.
52:00 <Kynetic> my son
52:00 <Maurice> HOW DARE YOU BITCH
52:00 <Kynetic> often tells me
53:00 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/6GhqT4q.jpg
53:00 <Kynetic> that he loves me more than icecream
53:00 <Serenity> what?!?!
53:00 <Kynetic> its very cute
53:00 <johninja> lol@dress
53:00 <Serenity> i love chocolate a lot.. so its a massive compiment
53:00 <Maurice> Did you just call me a fatagram
53:00 <Maurice> Or his wang
53:00 <Serenity> i called me a fatagram
53:00 <Serenity> what
53:00 <Kynetic> lol is it just me or is that dress goatse
53:00 <johninja> well what i normally do is try and get something that shows i was paying attention to wht they like
53:00 <johninja> but she is a tricky one
54:00 <Maurice> I thought you meant when Cam gets home lol
54:00 <johninja> doesn't like chocolate that much
54:00 <Serenity> NO LOL
54:00 <johninja> doesn't like resteraunts
54:00 <Bastardly_One> this is cool ... look how they're taking roadworks into their own hands
54:00 <Bastardly_One> http://imgur.com/gallery/tE5O1Zp
54:00 <johninja> sheesh
54:00 <Maurice> 'sorry, it's all about me talking the one normal line in a complete fucked up sentence and making it about me'
54:00 <Serenity> i thought Kynetic said that to me ahaha
54:00 <Saemon> get her a handbag
54:00 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/He7NcKA.jpg
54:00 <Bastardly_One> selling drugs to fund road works
54:00 <Maurice> Taking*
54:00 <Saemon> lewie werton
54:00 <johninja> doesn't like hndbags (which shits me)
54:00 <johninja> i have to carry HER shit
54:00 <Serenity> send her a chocolate hamper
54:00 <johninja> instead of the other way arounf
54:00 <Serenity> or flowers
54:00 <Maurice> Whats your problem?
54:00 <Serenity> or some shit
54:00 <johninja> ok flowers
54:00 <johninja> done
54:00 <Maurice> I have to carry Cams shit even without a handbag
54:00 <johninja> she likes those
55:00 <Maurice> (aka, his children)
55:00 <johninja> lol
55:00 <Saemon> nah actually chocolate and flowers is overdone imo
55:00 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/9ngGXWS.jpg HAAHA YESSSS
55:00 <Serenity> easy flowers online is the best
55:00 <Maurice> Send her Iron Fist shoes
55:00 <Serenity> and takes paypal
55:00 <Saemon> too cheesy, you'd feel like fucken michael maconnehaughsjskjfdkf 
55:00 <Serenity> what the fuck would you know Saemon
55:00 <Serenity> shut up
55:00 <Saemon> in some dome rom com chick click
55:00 <Maurice> Michael who
55:00 <Saemon> flick*
55:00 <Saemon> that guy
55:00 <Maurice> His name is Jerry...
55:00 <Saemon> in how to lose a girl in 10 days 
56:00 <dudz> long daddy dick stroke hey, fuck americans.
56:00 <Saemon> with wats her face
56:00 <Saemon> goldie hawns daughter
56:00 <Maurice> Ugh
56:00 <Serenity> can i slit this guys throat yet
56:00 <Maurice> YES
56:00 <Maurice> Please do
56:00 <johninja> i better hve a cig and snuggle
56:00 <johninja> gonn get busted soon
56:00 <johninja> <3 yas
57:00 <Bastardly_One> dudz ... I like how the other two are dead set legit in their intent and cause and that guy just comes up with long daddy dick stroke
57:00 <dudz> night john
57:00 <Saemon> laterz jono
57:00 <Maurice> I hate you johninja, I had that song in my head now
57:00 <dudz> hehe yeah i dont like that 3rd guy
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I wonder if that's the point of the pic?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone I've shown it to picks up on him straight away
58:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of the whole intent
58:00 <Saemon> omg
59:00 <Saemon> that oscar pistorious guy is so guilty
59:00 <dudz> potholes arn't even that important though really
59:00 <Bastardly_One> hey semen
59:00 <Saemon> i bet he shot her cuz they had a fight and she was gona leave him 
59:00 <Excessive> dudz, did u watch the vid I posted u?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you said you lost your legs in childhood or as a teenager right?
59:00 <Serenity> [11:57pm] <@Maurice> I hate you johninja, I had that song in my head now
59:00 <Serenity> same
59:00 <Maurice> I meant have* but same shit
59:00 <Saemon> so in a jelous fit of rage she murdered her as locked herself in the bathroom to get away from his rage
59:00 <dudz> oh sorry not yet Excessive , 
59:00 <Maurice> Lets bash him
59:00 <Saemon> thats probably wat happened
00:00 <Bastardly_One> semen, when did you lose your legs?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a question I just thought of
00:00 <Maurice> Back in 'Nam
00:00 <Saemon> its quite personal Bastardly_One
00:00 <Excessive> watch it, u'll like it
00:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh it's not 
00:00 <Maurice> It wasn't personal when you told us
00:00 <Saemon> i wish not to discuss it anymore.
00:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly Maurice
00:00 <Bastardly_One> well I do 
00:00 <Saemon> it wasnt then, but now my feelings on it has changed. sorry Bastardly_One
00:00 <Bastardly_One> answer the question
01:00 <Maurice> Oh fuck off you gimp
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't wanna!
01:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wait
01:00 <Bastardly_One> nm
01:00 <Bastardly_One> well?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> we're waiting
01:00 <Bastardly_One> when did you lose them?
01:00 <Saemon> i just told you, i dont want to talk about it
01:00 <Serenity> cause its a lie
01:00 <Saemon> what makes u think im gona tell you
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I just told you I did 
02:00 <Saemon> after i said that?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yep Serenity
02:00 <Serenity> if its not a lie
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and all I had was a simple question too
02:00 <Saemon> u want to talk about it? well ur gona have to talk to yourself
02:00 <Saemon> cuz im not.
02:00 <Bastardly_One> well, answer the question
02:00 <Serenity> write Bastardly_One's name on your stump and take a photo
02:00 <Serenity> or you shall forever he dubbed troll and liar
03:00 <Bastardly_One> if he answers the question I can ask my simple and innocent question
03:00 <Maurice> Lol stump
03:00 <Bastardly_One> which is a legit question
03:00 <Saemon> everyone already calls me that its not a big deal
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I shuddered then Serenity
03:00 <Serenity> good
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:00 <Serenity> double whammy
03:00 <Serenity> as intended
03:00 <Serenity> is it whammy or wammy
03:00 <Serenity> i dont know
03:00 <Serenity> is it even a word
03:00 <Bastardly_One> whammy
03:00 <Maurice> Both
04:00 <Saemon> whammy, but the h is silent when pronoucned
04:00 <Serenity> dont you ever speak to me about spelling
04:00 <Serenity> ever
04:00 <Maurice> Someone can make up the word 'yous' so you can have whatever you like
04:00 <Bastardly_One> then he won't be able to answer if he gets the phantom legs thing
04:00 <Saemon> ...ok sorry
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all I wanted to know actually
05:00 <Serenity> i am going to bed.. hopefully i dont dream about stumps
05:00 <Serenity> night
05:00 <dudz> me
05:00 <Maurice> Niiiight me choco
05:00 <BlackDevil> i havnt shaved my legs for a while
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I've heard that's common because the nerves still recognise the limb being there
05:00 <Maurice> I've been dreaming of murder again
05:00 <Kynetic> who are you murdering?
05:00 <Kynetic> it was dudz wasnt it
05:00 <Maurice> Random people, then random people are trying to kill me
06:00 <Maurice> Thats a fantasy, not a dream
06:00 <Kynetic> ohh
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I only remember dreams that actually seem to happen eventually
06:00 <Kynetic> sorry
06:00 <Bastardly_One> makes for some cool dejavu
06:00 <Kynetic> i randomly will remember dreams ive had
06:00 <Saemon> wow ive just realised to today that i havent noticed tony abbott at all in any media or anything as PM
06:00 <Maurice> I napped today and in my dream I lived in a mansion
06:00 <Saemon> he's certainly running a low profile and uneventful term
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I had the most bizzare dreams giving up pot the last time I gave up
06:00 <Kynetic> the worst dreams are where youve like won the lottery and you wake up and youre just you again
07:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1623499_488639604595092_4352403084088190642_n.jpg
07:00 <Kynetic> lol Maurice or like that
07:00 <Saemon> i guess the previous PMs had all that ousting drama n what not
07:00 <Maurice> Noway, the worst dreams are when you're trying to run from a killer but your feet are stuck to the floor and you're in slow motion
07:00 <Maurice> Yeah, I'm not fucked up at all..
07:00 <Kynetic> thats not a dream
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate dreams where you are awake enough to know you're asleep and end up talking in your sleep
07:00 <Kynetic> thats a nightmare
07:00 <Bastardly_One> if that makes sense
07:00 <Kynetic> i have these wierd nightmares where everything is spinning
07:00 <dudz> can someone take over for me, i'm gonna part from all this bullshit for a bit, just basically i need someone to every now and then remind the people here that they are shit and i'm sure itll happen anyway, and i don't need any credit for it either.
07:00 <Saemon> anyone ever had a dream in a dream?
07:00 <Kynetic> and i wake up feeling dizzy and sick
07:00 <Saemon> wake up from a dream
07:00 <Maurice> I have one where my friend who died 10 yrs ago, her body is under my bed
08:00 <Maurice> I don't like that one
08:00 <Saemon> and then wake up again the second time
08:00 <Saemon> fucks with your mind
08:00 <Saemon> which reality is real?
08:00 <Maurice> Plus i live on the beach, even worse
08:00 <dudz> bbl
08:00 <Saemon> #matrix
08:00 <Saemon> hrmm
08:00 <Saemon> Maurice are u religious at all?
08:00 <Maurice> No.
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a dream about a murdered friend 3 nights ago and that was pretty weird
09:00 <Saemon> ok then i guess my suggestion would go out the window
09:00 <Maurice> My friend wasn't murdered, she shot herself in the head
09:00 <Saemon> cuz i was gona suggest if u keep on getting bad nightmares
09:00 <Saemon> get blessed or something
09:00 <Bastardly_One> considering it was Ivan Milant's first victim
09:00 <Excessive> I had a fckerd up one once where I was pinned to the bed on my back ....... got up n there was noffin there
09:00 <Saemon> have a crucifix next to your bed at night
09:00 <Maurice> How about you get fucked? Thats my suggestion.
10:00 <Bastardly_One> dreams are supposedly replays of the days events in your mind
10:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I must have some pretty fucked up days then
10:00 <BlackDevil> Stephen Colbert Named David Letterman's Replacement 
10:00 <Maurice> Unless you read a dream book
10:00 <Maurice> Then half the time they mean the opposite
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and doesn't explain the "prophetic" ones
10:00 <Maurice> I hope dead people don't mean I get more kids :S
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Colbert?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit?
11:00 <Saemon> ugh i cant stand him
11:00 <Saemon> pretentious
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that could be interesting
11:00 <Saemon> left wing propagandist
11:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine Jon Stewart on a big commerical network
11:00 <Bastardly_One> just as interesting
11:00 <Saemon> double ugh
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well, I'm so left wing I slant to the left when I walk
12:00 <Saemon> stewart gave birth to colbert
12:00 <Excessive> yew left handed Bastard!
12:00 <Excessive> :P
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you and Excessive can go fap over Abbott and right wing Thatcherism in THAT corner over there
12:00 <Bastardly_One> *points*
12:00 <Bastardly_One> see that corner?
12:00 <Maurice> I had 2 x 11yr olds in my car debating politics
12:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck right off to it both of you
13:00 <Maurice> And how they hate Abbott
13:00 <Kynetic> heh
13:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously, your kids sounds awesome
13:00 <Maurice> And Colin Barnett
13:00 <Maurice> Only 1 was my kid
13:00 <Bastardly_One> my nieces talk about girly shit 
13:00 <Maurice> The other was his PEAC nerd friend
13:00 <Bastardly_One> ah righty o 
13:00 <Kynetic> what about that guy who samshed his car up over there Maurice
13:00 <Maurice> OH yes!
13:00 <Kynetic> everyones favourite pollies
13:00 <Maurice> He was drunk
13:00 <Kynetic> pollie
14:00 <Maurice> I'm not enrolled to vote, so I can't be blamed for any of it..
14:00 <Kynetic> kinda like that scene ffrom wolves of wall st
14:00 <Bastardly_One> fill me in 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I might know but have forgotten already
14:00 <Saemon> 11 yr olds debating politics?  
14:00 <Saemon> politics of what? beyblade?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> been one of those weeks I think
14:00 <Maurice> Was Troy Buswell
14:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaah 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yep yep
15:00 <Bastardly_One> big oops
15:00 <Maurice> Saemon, stop being a fucktard. My son is highly intelligent, hence being in PEAC.
15:00 <Maurice> He has more brains than you have legs.
15:00 <Saemon> wats peac?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> he's more brains than this channel combined from Maurice
15:00 <Bastardly_One> s
15:00 <Bastardly_One> hype
15:00 <Kynetic> funny how less intelligent people are usually right wing.
15:00 <Maurice> Infomation about the Primary Extension and Academic Challenge (PEAC) service for gifted and talented students.
15:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking enter key
15:00 <Kynetic> thats all ill say on politics tonight.
15:00 <Saemon> wow that very impressive
16:00 <Maurice> He builds websites and does coding
16:00 <Saemon> i wish my parents had supported me in my education n stuff when i was young
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, Excessive is intelligent and it goes against everything he's told me about himself
16:00 <Saemon> but oh well
16:00 <Saemon> in this life we live the cards we are delt
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I don't get with Excessive and we full on argue left and right
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I expect it off the likes of Saemon
16:00 <Maurice> I'm sure they would have supported you if you actually had the brains
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you're little guy does coding and shit already?
17:00 <BlackDevil> Amanda Bynes' mother just came out publicly and said her daughter does NOT suffer from Schizophrenia or bipolar disorder
17:00 <Maurice> Yep
17:00 <Bastardly_One> good stuff :D
17:00 <Saemon> maybe its just because he doesnt like you Bastardly_One
17:00 <Maurice> He's done 5 PEAC course, 4 of them have been computers
17:00 <Maurice> The 5th was the first cycle where they have no choice
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I've read that while I've been in and out of ... my ... hiatus
18:00 <Maurice> My son is now besties with CannibalClown
18:00 <Maurice> CannibalClown has been teaching him comp stuff
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, not the other way around
18:00 <Maurice> No, since CannibalClown has 40 yrs on my son
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... so?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> your son sounds pretty smart
19:00 <Maurice> He is
19:00 <Saemon> your son is like little anakin 
19:00 <Maurice> In year 1 he was doing year 6 work
19:00 <Maurice> He's now year 6 and doing year 8 and 9 work
19:00 <dematerialised> basically he's a god damn genius
19:00 <Saemon> and cannniball clown is qui gon jinn
19:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
19:00 <Maurice> dematerialised he is, until it comes to common sense
19:00 <Maurice> He has none
20:00 <Saemon> keep him away from the negative influences once he becomes a teenager
20:00 <Bastardly_One> how many smart people have sense?
20:00 <Saemon> like partying, alcohol drugs n shit
20:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
20:00 <Maurice> None
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I rest my case
20:00 <Maurice> Saemon, hes smart, he knows whats what
20:00 <Saemon> that good
20:00 <Saemon> thats*
21:00 <dematerialised> night love
21:00 <Maurice> Oh.. oh right
21:00 <Maurice> Nightttt
21:00 <Saemon> kept on the right track, his level of genious, he could be the next mark zuckerberg maybe
21:00 <Bastardly_One> on a random note ... I went to Kmart for the first time in years today
21:00 <Maurice> I would kill him if he was
21:00 <Bastardly_One> only went for a look
21:00 <Saemon> billionaire in his 20s
21:00 <Bastardly_One> came out with a lazer ball
21:00 <Maurice> He can be rich for worthy reasons
21:00 <Bastardly_One> a disco ball
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and 2 pairs of runners
22:00 <Maurice> Yeah they'll fall apart in a month
22:00 <Bastardly_One> underated store 
22:00 <Excessive> disco ball*
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... yeah I know
22:00 <Bastardly_One> but I had no choice ... wet day, hole discovery in runners
22:00 <Saemon> why has it been that fucking long for u to go to a kmart??
22:00 <Saemon> do u hate the store?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> because I never realised it's actually kind of half ok for certain shit?
23:00 <Excessive> that's like shads sayin he's got a red, blue, yellow n pink coloured laser
23:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shut up
23:00 <Maurice> I go to Kmart for lego
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice knows what I mean 
23:00 <Maurice> And my bin, I got my bin from there
23:00 <Maurice> It's red
23:00 <Bastardly_One> they have these little disco ball thingies ... coloured
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll get my hoodies and shit from Big W usually
23:00 <Saemon> i go to department stores all the time
23:00 <Bastardly_One> went in there and I'm like 
24:00 <Saemon> just to chill out and browse
24:00 <Saemon> it relaxes me
24:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf? this shit is dirt cheap
24:00 <Maurice> I have Big W 3 mins away, Target and Kmart are a 15 min drive
24:00 <Saemon> retail therapy
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't bother going to "poor" stores 
24:00 <Maurice> I'm still looking for a Donatello pillow pet
24:00 <Saemon> wats a poor store to you?
24:00 <Saemon> reject shop, go-lo
24:00 <Saemon> etc
24:00 <Saemon> ?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and Kmart is in a shitty shopping center in a crap end of town
24:00 <Maurice> What go-lo
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I was being flippant and waiting for 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> "but you are poor you stupid old fuck"
24:00 <Saemon> its the same type of store as the reject shop
25:00 <Saemon> but i think its only in nsw and s.a
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... like Clarkes Warehouse if you've got one of them
25:00 <Saemon> ah yep ive been to that
25:00 <Saemon> they got decent hardware stuff
25:00 <Saemon> like screw drivers and shit
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I was explaining to Maurice what go-lo was
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that last 20 mins
25:00 <Knifey> Barstardly_one: Did you used to go in #goth?
25:00 <Maurice> We have reject shop, red dot, cost plus
26:00 <Maurice> Soon to be aldi
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I know you Knifey
26:00 <Knifey> lol
26:00 <Saemon> is that like similar to Wal-mart?
26:00 <Knifey> *Feels fuzzzy*
26:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh dude but I did speak to you 
26:00 <Excessive> well fyi the 21 gram silver double linked chain I'm wearin, my ex (then gf) got it for me from vinnies fo 2 BUX, she found it in a bag ......... took it to the jeweler and he said that he would sell the fo 120 bux
26:00 <Maurice> It's not him
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... who was it?
26:00 <Maurice> Not him
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and not the bunny
26:00 <Bastardly_One> duh 
27:00 <Maurice> Nope
27:00 <Bastardly_One> fine
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll mind my own
27:00 <Excessive> sell that*
27:00 <Excessive> or it
27:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone tried to choke you with it yet?
28:00 <Excessive> no
28:00 <Bastardly_One> damn eh?
28:00 <Saemon> oh fuck it i cant stand it anymore
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that's for the left handed comment 
28:00 <Saemon> ive tried to change my ways about WWE Wrestling, but fuck
28:00 <Bastardly_One> 'sif I let that slide as I appeared to 
28:00 <Excessive> eheheheh
28:00 <Saemon> i cant stop loving what i love
29:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One do u reckon ultimate warrior was murdered?
29:00 <Saemon> i think so
29:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ffs
29:00 <Saemon> he's been fine all these years
29:00 <Bastardly_One> it's called ... I knew my time was coming at some stage 
29:00 <Saemon> and then all of a sudden, a couple of day back in wwe around vince
29:00 <Saemon> whose he hated 
29:00 <Saemon> for ages
29:00 <Bastardly_One> ask anyone that knows about 'roids and fitness
29:00 <Saemon> and now hes dead
29:00 <Saemon> yeah but its too much of a conincidence
30:00 <Saemon> i think he was probably poisoned through his food or water or soemthing
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he was fine one day and dropped dead the next
30:00 <Saemon> provided by WWE catering
30:00 <Bastardly_One> easy answer right there as to why
30:00 <Saemon> yeh thats the easy answer
30:00 <Saemon> but i want the REAL answer
30:00 <Bastardly_One> the answer would be 
30:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/1964835_10153018956526002_1139655963_n.jpg
30:00 <Saemon> u know stories on how much of a dick and evil person vince is in real life
30:00 <Bastardly_One> along the lines of 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> did something that night ... drug related
31:00 <Maurice> He so didnt die in a limo explosion
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and due to the 'roids and bodybuilding
31:00 <Bastardly_One> had a heart attack
31:00 <Maurice> I remember the Vince thing, coz I was making out with my then bf
31:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooh
31:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh he died in real life none wrestling related
32:00 <Bastardly_One> was inducted into the Hall of Fame, then appeared on the weekly show the next night
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and died the day after
32:00 <Saemon> i see, since he was there, they probably had after parties n shit
32:00 <Excessive> Saemon, https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=547840905335264&set=vb.374027996068470&type=2&theater
32:00 <Saemon> he probably did a line of coke
32:00 <Bastardly_One> looking as fit as a fiddle
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and no sign of any shit happening
32:00 <Bastardly_One> soon
32:00 <Maurice> Like Kurt Angle
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and BOOM!
32:00 <Maurice> Suss
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Kurt Angle is suss
33:00 <Bastardly_One> full stop
33:00 <Maurice> I just said that
33:00 <Saemon> wat do u mean?
33:00 <Saemon> how is he suss?
33:00 <Maurice> Theres a cat out here who looks like my baby
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that guy is so closeted
33:00 <Saemon> as in private?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> damn Maurice :(
33:00 <Maurice> Wtf, how is he not suss
33:00 <Bastardly_One> as in queer as all fuck
34:00 <Saemon> wait so yous are saying that kurt angle is gay?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> he is the Darren Brown on TNA
34:00 <Saemon> err ookayy
34:00 <Bastardly_One> we just said that in so many words
34:00 <Saemon> why would u say this?
34:00 <Maurice> Benoit however
34:00 <Bastardly_One> he has suss written all over him
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Benoit was a tragic accident
34:00 <Maurice> They're all fucking suss
34:00 <Maurice> No it wasn't
34:00 <Saemon> i dunno man im a fairly decent fan of kurt angle in his wwe gays
34:00 <Bastardly_One> having met him I can tell you he was a nice person
34:00 <Saemon> didnt pick up anything of him on my gaydar
34:00 <Maurice> Then explain it
35:00 <Saemon> wwe days*
35:00 <Bastardly_One> 'roid rage can just happen
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that's one of the big risks
35:00 <Maurice> Not to kill your own kid it cant
35:00 <Bastardly_One> can do it forever and a day and just fucking lose it 
35:00 <Saemon> i think beniot was murdered
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but you know when you suffer a depression or whatever
35:00 <Saemon> and it was staged to look like a murder suicide
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you tend to see it in other people where others cant?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I've always thought he looked troubled
36:00 <Maurice> I HAVE suffered depression, I have 3 kids, we're all still alive
36:00 <Maurice> This isn't WWE, it's not staged
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and I reckon he got too high of a dose or some shit 
36:00 <Maurice> Then he's guilty
36:00 <Maurice> Don't do that shit
37:00 <Saemon> i think he was worried about his son too
37:00 <Saemon> cuz he had some sort of major disability
37:00 <Saemon> probably contributed to his depression
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice do me a favour?
37:00 <Maurice> Nope
37:00 <Bastardly_One> just quick between posts?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> tell Knifey why will ya?
37:00 <Maurice> I unbanned him ages ago
37:00 <Bastardly_One> he is an old timer and he's dense
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... ummmmmmmmmmm
38:00 <Maurice> Ornot
38:00 <Bastardly_One> now KnifeFuck as he was called
38:00 <Bastardly_One> is gonna whine all night at me 
38:00 <Maurice> Do what I do.. ignorei t
38:00 <Maurice> It*
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I am 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking emo goth wank stains
39:00 <Excessive> want some ol dude?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, shhhhhhhhhhh
39:00 <Knifey> Puff puff pass motherfucker
39:00 <Knifey> Barstardly one. So mean!
39:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck do you remember me from Goth though?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I hardly went there
39:00 <Bastardly_One> because you were all fucking prats
39:00 <Knifey> Cause I only went there. and that was 10 years ago.
39:00 <Knifey> Seriously 10 years.
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, easy
40:00 <Saemon> but wow the ultimate warrior situation really shows 
40:00 <Saemon> that life is short
40:00 <Maurice> He probably remembers your arse being wide open
40:00 <Saemon> he brought literall ness to the saying
40:00 <Bastardly_One> actually my arse is rather tight thank ye
40:00 <Saemon> you could be fine one day, drop dead the next
40:00 <Saemon> so live life to the fullest and no regrets cuz life is short
40:00 <Maurice> We have our fingers crossed, Saemon.
41:00 <Saemon> oh damn
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah go rape that silverbacked gorilla you've always dreamed of
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and youtube that shit so we can laugh at your death
41:00 <Saemon> that was cold Maurice
41:00 <Saemon> ....
41:00 <Maurice> And?
41:00 <Saemon> u cold as ice
41:00 <Knifey> Maurice er howcome you didn't reply to my pm?
41:00 <Maurice> It's no secret I hate you
41:00 <Maurice> I don't do PM's.
41:00 <Knifey> Oh..right shoulda known.
41:00 <Maurice> They're on auto ignore
42:00 <Knifey> You're that saught after? :)
42:00 <Maurice> Sought*
42:00 <Maurice> And yes
42:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One no i like mark henry and i dont like him THAT much
42:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck Mark Henry
42:00 <Knifey> Thanks for correcting my grammer.
42:00 <Maurice> Grammar*
42:00 <Saemon> what b1?
42:00 <Maurice> And anytime
42:00 <Saemon> SOMEBODIES GON GET THEIR ASS KICKED
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Mark Henry has bored me for years
42:00 <Maurice> Plus, it was spelling, not grammar
42:00 <Saemon> SOMBODOES GON GET THEIR WIG SPLIT!
42:00 <Knifey> Omg
43:00 <Saemon> :P
43:00 <Knifey> I just got sonned
43:00 <Knifey> Sorry - been using facebook too much.
43:00 <Saemon> i agree he's boring
43:00 <Saemon> but i enjoy seeing him there these days just for the nostalgia
43:00 <Bastardly_One> My faves have gone now 
43:00 <Saemon> cuz he's one of the very few attitufe era guys remainig
44:00 <Saemon> whos your favs?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> one due to contract dispute and the other is gonna retire any second
44:00 <Saemon> cm punk and christian?
44:00 <Maurice> Ok shh now, Mrs Browns Boys time
44:00 <Knifey> Maurice how did you get so good at spelling and grammer? 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Mark Callaghan and Phil
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, we got that last night
44:00 <Maurice> I went to school..
44:00 <Bastardly_One> christmas special?
44:00 <Knifey> I did too..
44:00 <Maurice> Now, New Years ep
44:00 <Maurice> I saw them live on Saturday
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, was it good?
45:00 <Saemon> mmmmmmmmmmmmm bop
45:00 <Maurice> It was awesome
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and the Christmas one and the NY one was last night 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and the bit where she gets stuck up the tree
45:00 <Bastardly_One> was fucking hilarious
45:00 <Knifey> I always want to improve my literacy skills. I'm not even being sarcastic.
45:00 <Maurice> Yeah, I've seen them both before because I downloaded
46:00 <Saemon> bigbrother 2014 anyone auditioned?
46:00 <Maurice> Would totally do Mark
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah know who's who in terms of related to Brendan yeah?
46:00 <Maurice> Of course
46:00 <Bastardly_One> as in real life
46:00 <Maurice> Maria, Buster, Cathy, Winnie, Bono
46:00 <Maurice> Etc etc
46:00 <Bastardly_One> always spins me out 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> like Cathy being his wife and crap 
47:00 <Maurice> Yeah I know
47:00 <Saemon> cathy bates
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you know how it all came about though?
47:00 <Maurice> Maria and Buster are his kids
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the interesting bit
47:00 <Maurice> Bono is his grandson
47:00 <Maurice> Winnie is his sister
47:00 <Maurice> Dermot is Busters bestie
48:00 <Maurice> Betty is married to Buster
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he was being interviewed on a radio show in England and they asked him about what he was up to
48:00 <Knifey> Maurice: Why do you not accept msg's ? Makes me sad.
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and he made up that bullshit on the spot
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and had to rope them all in 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently
48:00 <Maurice> Knifey, sucks to be you
48:00 <Maurice> I'm not gay, so don't PM me
48:00 <Knifey> :0
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he accepts pm's off Me
48:00 <Bastardly_One> note the cap 
48:00 <Maurice> No he doesn't
48:00 <Bastardly_One> *wink wink*
48:00 <Knifey> Fuck you barstardly. Fag.
48:00 <Knifey> Oh wait..unless you're female. 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> no way can you afford me Knifey
49:00 <Saemon> wait
49:00 <Saemon> lol fail
49:00 <Knifey> Barstardly I'm actually trying to gain maurice's acceptance...I have yours.
49:00 <Saemon> he says we're here, and then blows out the lantern
49:00 <Bastardly_One> good luck
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I was all good with Maurice ... nearly had him collared and sold and all 
50:00 <Maurice> Never happen
50:00 <Knifey> Like a unicorn...
50:00 <Saemon> unicron
50:00 <Saemon> ones a faggot horn
50:00 <Knifey> Thanks for the correction Saemon, you should team up with Maurice.
50:00 <Saemon> ones an awesome robot
50:00 <Saemon> horse*
50:00 <Maurice> Yuck, Knifey, I won't tie myself to that idiot.
51:00 <Maurice> I also wont be collared
51:00 <Saemon> we're tag teams
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ffs
51:00 <Maurice> No, we're not
51:00 <Saemon> SaeMau
51:00 <Bastardly_One> it's raining AGAIN
51:00 <Saemon> MaurMon
51:00 <Saemon> lol
51:00 <Maurice> Your a smidge away from being banned
51:00 <Knifey> a true unicorn. I am turned on.
51:00 <Knifey> Oh ok...sorry I'll shuddup.
51:00 <Maurice> Not you
51:00 <Maurice> Saemon.
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I would 
51:00 <Knifey> Oh ...
51:00 <Saemon> what? wjy?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and as if Maurice by the way 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> last convo we had on that I was respectful when not taking the piss wasn't I?
52:00 <Knifey> So...Maurice .. where were we. 
52:00 <Maurice> I don't remember, but I will top from the bottom and fucking like it, no collar needed
53:00 <Knifey> It's nice to be collared though, give that control up a little. You gotta unwind sometime my little pettle. ;)
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I always threaten subbies with My collar
53:00 <Bastardly_One> it'd be a fate worse than death :D
54:00 <Bastardly_One> behave or I'll collar you works like a charm 
54:00 <Maurice> I'd safe word you
54:00 <Bastardly_One> did I tell you My new safe word?
54:00 <Knifey> Any of you frequent abode? =)
54:00 <Bastardly_One> for irc specifically?
54:00 <Maurice> It's not about your word, it'd be MY word
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Saemon
55:00 <Bastardly_One> well well well 
55:00 <Knifey> Very kinky people !
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I know Abode well
55:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know tahnii?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmm katy I mean
55:00 <Knifey> Name dropping doesn't particularly turn me on if that was your intention.
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Nat?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> the General?
55:00 <Maurice> You need to realise the sub has the safe word, not the Dom
55:00 <Knifey> The kernal you mean? =)
55:00 <Bastardly_One> the Colonel is a nasty cunt
55:00 <Maurice> Lol corn kernel
56:00 <Bastardly_One> runs not consensual shit in a shed in Seaford
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I might of met you in real life is why I ask
56:00 <Bastardly_One> go to the old Hush? or Whippy?
56:00 <Knifey> I don't frequent shed 16 as I'm not a gross fat person. 
56:00 <Knifey> don't mean to judge. That probably sounded really judgy.
57:00 <Knifey> Sorry I didn't mean that. Real mean of me.
57:00 <Maurice> Wow man
57:00 <Knifey> I know I know I take it back.
57:00 <Maurice> Way to be judgey
57:00 <Knifey> My bad! :/
57:00 <Maurice> I'm a gross fat person
57:00 <Knifey> As long as you're ok with that then that's all that matters.
57:00 <Knifey> You going to kick me again?
57:00 <Maurice> I'm totes ok with being obese
58:00 <Maurice> I didnt kick you
58:00 <Knifey> Most people here probs are.
58:00 <Maurice> I banned you..
58:00 <Knifey> Tomato tomatoe.
58:00 <Maurice> Potato potatoe
58:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha
58:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry but he's right 
58:00 <Maurice> I'm unsure if I'm hungry or not
58:00 <Knifey> I really respect you guys for stepping out of your comfort zones - getting into bdsm that's fucking cool.
58:00 <Bastardly_One> let me explain the Melb bdsm scene is one sentence
59:00 <Maurice> Uhm, thats not really stepping out these days
59:00 <Knifey> Depends who ya ask I guess *Roger voice from american dad*
59:00 <Bastardly_One> a bunch of old, fat, ugly swingers who should not be allowed out of their houses in the fetish gear they wear and are only there because they can't get laid at normal swingers clubs so pretend to be a certain role
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that's about right yeah Knifey?
59:00 <Maurice> Thats so rude
59:00 <Maurice> I'm only 32
59:00 <Maurice> For now
59:00 <Knifey> Dunno never been there.
00:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
00:00 <Serenity> check the other channel maurice you dusty old slag
00:00 <Maurice> OMG I LOVE YOU
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you know Shed 16, Abode, etc
00:00 <Bastardly_One> so you know the "scene"
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and I think I described it apt
01:00 <Knifey> Don't judge Barstardly - the old insecurities have taken a battery over the years. *Rick voice from rick and morti*
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you've reminded me of something though Knifey
01:00 <Bastardly_One> which is handy
01:00 <Knifey> go on...
01:00 <Bastardly_One> just some shit I have to get back off someone
01:00 <Knifey> Some cuffs? A whip? some s.t.i results?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Master Joe took Me on for a while
02:00 <Maurice> Serenity is the bestest
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and there's some shit of Mine still around with one of his subs in Ballarat
02:00 <Bastardly_One> which is handy as I live in Ballarat
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and what she do now for ya Maurice? You wanna tell
02:00 <Knifey> Good for you, jot it down in your diary. Give em a call - chase that shit up. ;)
02:00 <Maurice> She linked me greatness, thats what
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I will at the next meet thing up here 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> only munch I'll go to 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> so non pretentious it's a breath of fresh air
03:00 <Knifey> I'd like to discuss something that I did that was wrong at abode last time I was there but I know you motherfuckers will just eat me up, you're not here for consolation only scrutiny.
03:00 <Knifey> So nothing from me I'm afraid.
04:00 <Bastardly_One> go
04:00 <Knifey> I am pleased to be in the presence of evolved beings. And no I will not "go" I am afraid and vunerable.
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and so you're poo as well eh?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck it I'll ask katy tomorrow
04:00 <Bastardly_One> she'll know
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll just ask her who's the guy that fucked up at Abode recently?
05:00 <Knifey> Hardy har
05:00 <Bastardly_One> so you might as well ell 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> *tell
05:00 <Maurice> I'm wearing blue, Serenity is the other one https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/562354_10151601087945844_2136069517_n.jpg
05:00 <Knifey> Nah I did a really bad thing.
05:00 <Bastardly_One> just fucking tell us
05:00 <Knifey> If you quit posting pictures from srubs mayb.
05:00 <Knifey> scrubs
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity it Turk?
06:00 <Knifey> Nah I'l sound emo.
06:00 <dematerialised> serenity's dick is bigger than mine
06:00 <Knifey> Carry on
06:00 <Maurice> How dare you, that it us
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I got compared to Howard from BBT the other day
06:00 <Bastardly_One> what a shitty burn
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1.0-9/552234_10151093768155844_1677614409_n.jpg
06:00 <Maurice> Thats a terrible burn
07:00 <Maurice> He gross
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I know hey?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's the deviant bit
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah thanks for the reminder
07:00 <Knifey> I love eyeliner
07:00 <Bastardly_One> QVACK!
07:00 <Knifey> On guys
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that's pretty duck face
08:00 <Serenity> its her tongue you loser
08:00 <Bastardly_One> *takes another look*
08:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I glanced 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> sure is 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> well pardon the fuck me 
08:00 <Serenity> Stop setting my highlights off you cunts
08:00 <Serenity> makes noisee
09:00 <Knifey> Ok I'll tell you what I did.
09:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity
09:00 <Maurice> Tuck me in, please
09:00 <Bastardly_One> about time
09:00 <Knifey> But please don't be mean, if you are, I'll leave.
09:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
09:00 <Serenity> no one cares knifey they're being polote
09:00 <Bastardly_One> wait til they say night
09:00 <Serenity> polite
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I do if he's serious
09:00 <Maurice> Not even polite
09:00 <Knifey> I'm serious
09:00 <Knifey> I was at abode..
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well wait until they say night again
09:00 <Serenity> im tucked up with turbo
10:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck it 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> tell 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
10:00 <Maurice> I HATEYOU
10:00 <Knifey> I wanted to give this gorgeous chick a spanking 
10:00 <Maurice> I miss my baby, even if he didnt snuggle
10:00 <Knifey> But I didn't have any gear with me..
10:00 <Knifey> And I said to the kernal "Can I please remove the cuffs off your ex-frame for me to use" 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna name said poultry?
10:00 <Knifey> And he said "no, they stay where they are"
10:00 <Maurice> Kernal is corn
10:00 <Maurice> Colonel is more
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Colonel
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah go on 
11:00 <Knifey> And I told my friend about it and they said...fuck it, I'll get em for you.. removed them. there was a d shackle that had to be undone.
11:00 <Serenity> I know what she means huuaahh
11:00 <Knifey> I accepted the offer...even though the kernal (owner of abode) said no I coudln't borrow them.
11:00 <Maurice> Yeah this is all bullshit
11:00 <Serenity> watch it maurice
11:00 <Knifey> And used them. And I was so fucked up on drugs that I didn't return them.
11:00 <Serenity> again
11:00 <Knifey> It's actually not.
11:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaah
11:00 <Knifey> why do you think this is bullhshit? Why would I lie about that?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well, from past experience
12:00 <Maurice> Because everything you typed is wrong
12:00 <Bastardly_One> have any contact with him outside of Abode?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> this is fixable believe it or not
12:00 <Knifey> I feel so bad because I have a relationship with the kernal - my sister and her parnter run events there. I am just praying that the kernal didn't think that I went against his wishes.
12:00 <Knifey> No contact out of abode.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaah I know who you are now
12:00 <Maurice> UGH, shit just worse
13:00 <Bastardly_One> ok, this is my suggestion
13:00 <Serenity> huaah
13:00 <dudz> any quality text typing people available for some text exchange?
13:00 <Knifey> Barstardly nice one. Not buyin it. ;)
13:00 <Bastardly_One> show up an hour before Abode starts and actually apologise
13:00 <Bastardly_One> to him ... can work wonders 
13:00 <Knifey> Barstardly: That is a good idea...
13:00 <dematerialised> experts in tacticts, subversion and modern warfare
13:00 <Bastardly_One> the scenesters will still be like 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooh that cunt
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but the last time I fucked up with him
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I flat out went and sorted it 
14:00 <dudz> Bastardly_One: can i have your wallet?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> sure can
14:00 <dudz> thanks
14:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fucked 
14:00 <Knifey> The kernal would have seen them later on (missing) and put two and two together and I havn't been able to go back there since.
14:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing in it either
14:00 <Bastardly_One> COLONEL
14:00 <dudz> good
14:00 <dudz> i didn't want anything from value off you, just your wallet
15:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, goodo dudz
15:00 <dudz> *from = of
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you can have that
15:00 <Bastardly_One> it's completely fucked
15:00 <dudz> lol
15:00 <dudz> love how people are fine with giving away things they don't want
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, seriously Knifey
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I think an apology to him face to face will do a lot of good
15:00 <Knifey> I know, I did a bad thing. I need to apologise somhow.
15:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I said showing up before it starts 
16:00 <Knifey> I didn't take them and one of my mates did but I used them and ...it's all fucked.
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you broke rules 
16:00 <Knifey> Thanks barstardly that's really sweet. I think I'l do that if I ever intend to go back there.
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I did that at Hush once too
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and Tania takes a while to forgive
16:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
16:00 <Knifey> There are nice people here.
17:00 <Knifey> Thankyou.
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I wouldn't run from it actually
17:00 <Bastardly_One> If it's recent 
17:00 <Knifey> I run from everything.
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd get onto it straight way
17:00 <Bastardly_One> next Abode
17:00 <Knifey> Oh my god I actually feel fuzzy
18:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know Jack Bastard as he calls himself?
18:00 <Knifey> nope
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that cunt has a grudge with Me stemming over 15 yrs for fuck sake
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's way up there with the edge players
18:00 <Bastardly_One> which are my favourite ... posing cunts
18:00 <Bastardly_One> so if he thinks you're poo a lot of the rest of the edge players will too
19:00 <Maurice> Oh lord, Mrs Browns Boys is hilair
19:00 <Maurice> And that is all
19:00 <Knifey> Maurice have you been to abode too?
19:00 <Maurice> 3 times so far
19:00 <Bastardly_One> he's more into Eagle Leather events
19:00 <Bastardly_One> *wink wink*
20:00 <Knifey> I know the owner of eagle. :P
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ought to see how he rules his Bear from the bottom up
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you know me from #bdsm you dick
20:00 <Maurice> Im out the in the front yard and something is moving
20:00 <Knifey> Who woulda thought you guys would be into this kinda thing!
20:00 <Bastardly_One> not #goth
20:00 <Bastardly_One> if you know the owner of Eagle Leather who got bashed badly years ago
21:00 <Knifey> Er nah sory you got me mixed up. I went on #goth when I was a teenager I'm 30 now. =)
21:00 <Bastardly_One> then I've an idea for you 
21:00 <Knifey> You're doubting me?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> to get back into the "scene"
21:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I've an idea for you
21:00 <Bastardly_One> got fetlife I assume?
22:00 <Knifey> I'm not going to namedrop.
22:00 <Maurice> No scenw
22:00 <Bastardly_One> well if you have
22:00 <Maurice> Er, scene
22:00 <Bastardly_One> the 30s and under melb munches
22:00 <Knifey> Why can't you just believe me? I have no reason to lie.
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that are weekly would be a good place to redeem yourself
22:00 <Bastardly_One> personally, I'd not run and straight up see the Colonel
23:00 <Bastardly_One> before it because one of those "that's that guy" things
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a "that's that guy"
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to run shit at Whippy ... gotta love social politics
24:00 <Bastardly_One> not
25:00 <Bastardly_One> this version of this song is fucking awesome
28:00 <Excessive> Bastardly_One, one of my cherry tomato plants with the lil green longish matoes on it, but somethin is eatin the leaves ......... might be the possums ......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/1014318_10201226616302093_2797808249146898689_n.jpg
29:00 <Bastardly_One> glad you're getting into it 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> thought you would ... that seems like ages ago 
29:00 <Excessive> hehe
29:00 <Excessive> from seeds
29:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of possums
30:00 <Bastardly_One> the one in my roof must of read my mind
30:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu
30:00 <Maurice> Ugh
31:00 <Bastardly_One> to what?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> B1 text wall or something else?
31:00 <Excessive> it's a secret CIA rat with nanotechnology cam n mic n transmitter shit ............ :D
31:00 <Bastardly_One> if you guys can ignore the gayness of this clip
31:00 <Bastardly_One> this is a great version of this song 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM-gCDoEt5g
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Black Label Society - Ain't No Sunshine (Unblackened) (This video contains content not available in your country.) - - -
32:00 <Knifey> It's not weed. Why would someone post pictures of plant culture on the internet that is not weed o.O
32:00 <Serenity> HUUAAHH
32:00 <Bastardly_One> because he likes posting shit pics
33:00 <Bastardly_One> it's his thing ... he posts shit meals too 
33:00 <Knifey> That's mean 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I'm his friend and I can say that 
33:00 <Knifey> Okies understandable.
33:00 <Knifey> Honest opinoin of the clip - I think you can't tamper with perfection but it's nothing personal.
33:00 <Maurice> (01:32:48) (Serenity): HUUAAHH
34:00 <Maurice> ROFLLLLLLLLL
34:00 <Bastardly_One> one day I'm gonna push it though aren't I Excessive? :P
34:00 <Bastardly_One> the clip is fucking stupid 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> but the cover kicks fucking arse
34:00 <Excessive> I didn't look at ur link
34:00 <Excessive> lemmeh see
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, you are so used to my shit you didn't notice Excessive
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I was dissing your pics :P
35:00 <Knifey> I do appreciate a simple blues improvisation though.
35:00 <Knifey> (Guitar solo)
37:00 <Bastardly_One> someone say guitar solo?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdTznscvhw4
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Black Label Society - Suicide Messiah (From "Doom Troopin Live" Blu-Ray and DVD) (Jun 17, 2009) 11:38 - Category: Music - 172,732 views - 1,367 likes (99.3%), 9 dislikes (0.7%)
37:00 <Maurice> Me https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/391300_10151099589550844_1772920129_n.jpg
37:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=741791099186092&set=vb.100000656277081&type=2&theater
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive
38:00 <Bastardly_One> no more green for you 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you've cleary had enough
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate that fucking little bitch Maurice
39:00 <Excessive> pity there's no middle finger character on here .......... yeah
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Excessive
40:00 <Maurice> Eat me.
40:00 <Bastardly_One> come at me ... I'll hit the magic switch
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and your nose will tell me all 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and is that an offer Maurice?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yes please?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I've logged that bitch 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean I've logged that post ... wasn't actually calling you that
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd be stating the obvious
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and we know how I hate doing that
42:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/431994_10151146646525844_538448080_n.jpg
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen most of them haven't I?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and the the younger ones 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> like I said, wouldn't kick you out of bed for farting 
44:00 <Maurice> Not the nudes, no
44:00 <Bastardly_One> negative
45:00 <Knifey> Night guys thanks for the chat :)
45:00 <Bastardly_One> later ... 
45:00 <Knifey> l8tre
45:00 <Excessive> u know that dude man?
46:00 <Maurice> Nope
46:00 <dudz> sorry in advance for the footage you are about to witness Excessive 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> he knows Me definitely
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and people I know
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and you don't just come out with "Abode"
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but who the fuck he is ... is still a mystery
48:00 <Excessive> I've had one similar story
48:00 <Excessive> not long ago
48:00 <Bastardly_One> if he really does know the owner of a certain store and also his sister runs events at Abode
48:00 <Bastardly_One> then I know who he is I think 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah?
48:00 <Excessive> yep
48:00 <Bastardly_One> well, elaborate
48:00 <Bastardly_One> ya know that shits me 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
48:00 <Excessive> one tic, I'll jus show u
48:00 <dudz> Bastardly_One: what kind of chair are you sitting on?
49:00 <dudz> are you sitting up straight while you irc?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I am actually
49:00 <Bastardly_One> a really good office chair
49:00 <dudz> good man, gonna light one up with me in a sec?
49:00 <dudz> i'm just gona pour a glass of white russian
50:00 <Bastardly_One> for the record I used to be an OHS office rep
50:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwww
50:00 <Bastardly_One> he kind of amuses me 
50:00 <Maurice> He;s a fuckwad
50:00 <Bastardly_One> surely he's not serious though
50:00 <Maurice> He is
51:00 <Bastardly_One> dear me 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a worry then 
51:00 <Maurice> He wished kids dead and got shitty when irc chicks wouldnt e hug him
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I see
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I've only experienced the recent side
52:00 <Excessive> Bastardly_One, http://pastebin.com/LLqmpigH
52:00 <Maurice> I'm out
52:00 <Bastardly_One> night 
52:00 <Excessive> \o.
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and BinaryP sounds familiar
53:00 <Bastardly_One> but not the same guy
53:00 <Excessive> never fckn heard of him till a week ago
53:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok *lol*
53:00 <Bastardly_One> don't you hate that?
53:00 <Maurice> Stop forcing me out
54:00 <Bastardly_One> you said you're out
54:00 <Bastardly_One> or were you just coming out of the closet?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> just when I need the opinion of someone kind of a gamer
54:00 <Bastardly_One> she fucks oof
55:00 <Bastardly_One> *off
55:00 <Bastardly_One> if I download this
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's shit
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll blame her
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Star Wars: Old Republic ... an online thing
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I worked out one more bad thing about Win 8
05:00 <Excessive> ye?
07:00 <Excessive> this eight core supports win 8, but I had shit runnin on win 7 and couldn't be fcked workin shit out to get win 8 all sorted
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it fucking updates
22:00 <Bastardly_One> almost daily I swear
22:00 <Bastardly_One> like fuck right off ... show me something for those updates
24:00 <Excessive> turn auto updates off
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... that's too easy
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I am just saying
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it updates a fuck of a lot and sometimes not just one or 2
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but 40 odd
27:00 <Excessive> ye fresh install with x many updates missin to current date ......... u've only jus had it ........ a week?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> do you use headphones more?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> or speakers
27:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah a week later on today
28:00 <Bastardly_One> fair point
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah speakers or headphones?
28:00 <Excessive> speakers
28:00 <Bastardly_One> this 7.1 channel sound
28:00 <Bastardly_One> is enough to blow your fucking ears off
28:00 <Bastardly_One> after a week of hearing a quiet lappy without it 
28:00 <Excessive> how many watts down low?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> should get one ... $70 though
29:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a little usb device
29:00 <Excessive> ah right
29:00 <Bastardly_One> makes your sound come out in 7.1
29:00 <Excessive> rite
29:00 <Bastardly_One> handy as fuck with surround
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and loud as fuck with headphones
30:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure who put me onto it 
30:00 <Excessive> man u know the speakers I mean when I say speakers
30:00 <Bastardly_One> some dude in a pc shop I think
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I do 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah stick your shit through that and it improves a fuckload IMO
31:00 <Excessive> nah, it wouldn't sound natural
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess if you were to google it'd be for a 7.1 channel usb connector
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it does sound natural actually
33:00 <Excessive> I mean it would sound out of whack to me that is used to hearin normal audio and then havin to listen to it bein altered
34:00 <Bastardly_One> it's more an amplification to my ears
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm industrial deaf though and need headphone or a monitor to hear a lot of shit a fair percentage of the time
34:00 <Bastardly_One> *headphones
38:00 <Bonny> yo
38:00 <Excessive> lo
38:00 <Bonny> how is ya, Excessive?
39:00 <Excessive> I is gd thnx n u?
39:00 <Bonny> not too bad thanks
39:00 <Excessive> :)
39:00 <Bonny> what are you doing still up? lol
41:00 <Excessive> I don't have anythin to attend to like "normal" ppl, so I do as I please
41:00 <Bonny> sounds like me lol
11:00 <CannibalClown> anyway
11:00 <CannibalClown> boobs
12:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cf18mM7kCw 
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Good Light In Broom - Neil Murray (Dec 23, 2012) 4:32 - Category: Music - 3,173 views - 12 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I think My 7.1 usb dongle is dying
13:00 <Bastardly_One> the connection is so loose it looks like it's going to break and fuck they're expensive
13:00 <johninja> i broke my dongle the other day :((
13:00 <johninja> fuck it
13:00 <johninja> gonna get a 4g
14:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5XJ2GiR6Bo
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark - Enola Gay (Sep 20, 2010) 3:32 - Category: Music - 2,050,060 views - 9,652 likes (98.5%), 146 dislikes (1.5%)
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but I am really used to loud sound now
15:00 <Bastardly_One> $70 odd these things
17:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/10247453_769708849761856_8121154875484765588_n.png
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that pic might be too subtle
17:00 <Q{> omg i just whipped 5 dishes
18:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWNJURWdy0g 
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mad Bastards Film Soundtrack---Nothing Really Matters (Sep 21, 2011) 2:36 - Category: Entertainment - 25,363 views - 133 likes (99.3%), 1 dislikes (0.7%)
27:00 <Q{> i got 16gb thumb drive for 12$
27:00 <Q{> theyre not expensive
28:00 <Q{> 64gb and 128gb maybe
29:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a 7.1 sound channel usb thing
29:00 <Bastardly_One> go price them
29:00 <Bastardly_One> even in the US they're expensive
29:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not a portable drive
31:00 <Lumeah> helllooolo. people! 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> hi hi hi 
32:00 <Q{> http://www.theage.com.au/photogallery/travel/top-travel-photos-april-11-2014-20140410-36fje.html?selectedImage=3
32:00 <Lumeah> hey. 
33:00 <Q{> <--- want to turn some gay today
33:00 <Q{> good day for convert
33:00 <Q{> for=to
33:00 <Q{> anyone want to volunteer
34:00 <Lumeah> what the fuck u on about. 
34:00 <Q{> <--- want to turn someone* gay today
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that Lumeah, it the question everyone asks
35:00 <Lumeah> emplying? 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck is Q on about?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, he's bored and wants to turn someone queer
35:00 <Q{> http://www.theage.com.au/photogallery/travel/top-travel-photos-april-11-2014-20140410-36fje.html?selectedImage=7
36:00 <Lumeah> lol.. i like cock to much. 
36:00 <Q{> yeh yeh so u say
36:00 <johninja> <Lumeah> lol.. i like ass to mouth. 
36:00 <Q{> we know u love dildos more
38:00 <Lumeah> lol go make more shit up lol.. dh
38:00 <Q{> dh=jn?
39:00 <Lumeah> dickhead. 
39:00 <Q{> Lumeah, talking about u johninja 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> this rain can fuck right off ... I'm bored and figured I might go window shopping
40:00 <Q{> its not amsterdam Bastardly_One 
40:00 <Q{> u wont get warm from window shopping
40:00 <johninja> i;m so bored i decided to make some resin
40:00 <johninja> now thats bored
40:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it's really bad innit?
41:00 <johninja> yeh
41:00 <johninja> this are tough all over
41:00 <johninja> *things
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I figured this has a low end graphics card in it 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> surely would run some ok old games
42:00 <Bastardly_One> this might amuse you
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and entertain you for a while
43:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay7_5Qq5WCc
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: COOKING HOSTILE with Phil Anselmo - Episode One (Oct 25, 2013) 10:37 - Category: Music - 264,746 views - 5,821 likes (98.7%), 75 dislikes (1.3%)
43:00 <[Maverickisthebest]> you're like an old record ya cunt 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll make sure the world knows of that 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> as much as the Amazing Horse
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and the Fox
46:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder what this game on Lost is like? Ubisoft PC games are usually shit 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> just in case no-one knows of the amazing horse
46:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7cCJqya7wc
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Amazing Horse HD (Oct 24, 2009) 3:18 - Category: Film and Animation - 157,403 views - 1,090 likes (95%), 57 dislikes (5%)
48:00 <CordialGentleman> is there an oscar protorious streaming watching chat channel,?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> this is a site or two you can watch the trial 
50:00 <CordialGentleman> yeah but i want to chat with other trial watching fans
50:00 <CordialGentleman> i watch skytv feed. they ban chat
51:00 <CordialGentleman> i need others to know my theories about shit
51:00 <johninja> http://vimeo.com/43691890 
51:00 <johninja> Black Diamond Bay - Bob Dylan
53:00 <faux> Ok
53:00 <Q{> u want to speculate about a courts trial?
54:00 <johninja> speculate this 8====D
55:00 <Bastardly_One> forks
55:00 <Bastardly_One> afternoon
55:00 <Rak>                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         
55:00 <johninja> lel
56:00 <Rak> sporks are sexier
56:00 <johninja> norks
56:00 <johninja> forks norks
56:00 <Bastardly_One> keep sporks out of this 
56:00 <Q{> http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/stand-out-beach-prank.htm
56:00 <Bastardly_One> do not defile the spork 
56:00 <Rak> sporks need to be in everything
56:00 <Rak> don't be a spork denier
56:00 <johninja> filthy hipsters
57:00 <CordialGentleman> Q{ do you watch the oscar prestorious trial
57:00 <faux> Yes hello
57:00 <faux>  Tired 
57:00 <faux> Wah
57:00 <johninja> a dingo stole me babeh
57:00 <CordialGentleman> it was really good yesterday
57:00 <Q{> some of it
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember when growing up the sporks had orange handles
57:00 <Q{> i got many screens
57:00 <Q{> and many radios going of at same time during day
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and low and behold I'm visiting my nieces the other day and my sister the horder still has 2
57:00 <faux> Dear god
57:00 <Bastardly_One> sporks that is 
57:00 <CordialGentleman> 2 nieces?
57:00 <Q{> but now kind of relaxing
58:00 <Bastardly_One> tried to procure one 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah I've 2 of them too 
58:00 <CordialGentleman> another niece?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> soon to be one but that's another story
58:00 <Bastardly_One> one of them has turned into a "bad girl"
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah who the fuck still owns sporks
58:00 <Bastardly_One> My sister apparently
59:00 <partay> I own a spork 
59:00 <CordialGentleman> why would you want to have excesss washing up
59:00 <Q{> http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/how-brass-instruments-work.htm
01:00 <Bastardly_One> people do washing up?
01:00 <partay> Poor people 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm poor
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and I repeat
02:00 <partay> And kitchen hands 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> people do washing up?
02:00 <partay> And Bastardly_One 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> actually I don't mind that 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooo neighbour fight
03:00 <Q{> http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/a-living-wage.htm
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and I never hear my neighbours
04:00 <Q{> thats good 
04:00 <faux> You don't wash dishes?
04:00 <Q{> not even their cats and dogs?
04:00 <Q{> having sex on a daily basis
05:00 <Q{> nice
06:00 <CordialGentleman> when chicks have sex they start to smell
06:00 <CordialGentleman> nice girls don't smell
09:00 <Q{> they smell eventually?
12:00 <CordialGentleman> Q{ the oscar prestorious trial starts at 9.30 south african time. do you know how many hours taht is?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> www.timeanddate.com
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that'll tell you
13:00 <CordialGentleman> oscar proboscus
13:00 <CordialGentleman> can you make that linkable Bastardly_One
13:00 <CordialGentleman> i'd really appreciate that
15:00 <CordialGentleman> thanks in advance Bastardly_One
16:00 <CordialGentleman> INDIAN GIVER. you took my thanks and gave me fucking nothing
17:00 <Q{> Armored knights raised their visors to identify themselves when they rode past their king. This custom has become the modern military salute.
17:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6tKZ-cg4RI
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GAME OF GOATS (Game of Thrones Goat Version) #GOaT (Apr 9, 2014) 1:14 - Category: Entertainment - 916,655 views - 7,490 likes (95.2%), 380 dislikes (4.8%)
17:00 <CordialGentleman> that's very interesting Q{
17:00 <Q{> At the height of its power, in 400 BC, the Greek city of Sparta had 25,000 citizens and 500,000 slaves.
17:00 <CordialGentleman> wrong link Bastardly_One
18:00 <Q{> Bastardly_One, is tri sexual
18:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah hang on 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.timeanddate.com
18:00 <Bastardly_One> there
18:00 <Q{> worse is beastial
18:00 <CordialGentleman> that's very kind of you Bastardly_One
20:00 <Q{> Everyone in the Middle Ages believed -- as Aristotle had -- that the heart was the seat of intelligence.
20:00 <milk> any baby thieves?
20:00 <CordialGentleman> oscar perstorbious  trial starts in 3hours 10minutes
20:00 <CordialGentleman> standby australia. all new trial starts 5.30pm
21:00 <Q{> In 1892, Italy raised the minimum age for marriage for girls - to 12.
21:00 <CordialGentleman> in itally most chicks got married at 10yo
22:00 <Q{> Napoleon took 14,000 French decrees and simplified them into a unified set of 7 laws. This was the first time in modern history that a nation's laws applied equally to all citizens. 
22:00 <Q{> Napoleon's 7 laws are so impressive that by 1960 more than 70 governments had patterned their own laws after them or used them verbatim.
22:00 <Q{> yeh i dig italian chicks
22:00 <Q{> the slim ones
23:00 <milk> classic english baby theif humour
24:00 <Q{> The first US Marines wore high leather collars to protect their necks from sabres, hence the name "leathernecks."
24:00 <milk> talking about the french like they have their head up their arse
24:00 <milk> oh yes, the US get their babies stolen too
24:00 <milk> classic humour
24:00 <Q{> lol
24:00 <simba> Pokemon! oh, You're my best Friend! 
25:00 <Q{> The total number of Americans killed in the Civil War is greater than the combined total of Americans killed in all other wars.
25:00 <Q{> now 22 usa servicemen suicide per day
26:00 <milk> so you're just going to spout horseshit to get off?
27:00 <Q{> The first-known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 BC.
27:00 <clubsamwich> i don't know about that Q
27:00 <Q{> so they say
27:00 <CordialGentleman> Q{ is sick
27:00 <Q{> yeh dunno about that one neither
27:00 <CordialGentleman> most people here are sick
27:00 <Q{> it would have been way older than that
28:00 <CordialGentleman> how about you lay off the sick people clubsamwich
28:00 <Q{> female ducks have the most complicaticate vagina in the animal kingdom
28:00 <Q{> contraceptive reason
28:00 <CordialGentleman> gotta keep their cunts waterprooof
28:00 <Q{> The USSR set off the largest nuclear explosion in history, detonating a 50 megaton bomb (2600 times the Hiroshima bomb) in an atmospheric test over the Novaya Zemla Islands, October 30 1961.
28:00 <[Maverickisthebest]> http://www.foodbeast.com/2014/03/02/diy-bacon-pancake-dippers/
29:00 <Q{> no, coz they get raped by male
29:00 <CordialGentleman> or they'd fill up with water and sink on ponds
29:00 <Q{> so they developed multiple tubes to divert sperms
29:00 <CordialGentleman> that doesn't sound like evolution
30:00 <Q{> yes it was
30:00 <CordialGentleman> you make  it sound like ducks came togethere as a commitie and passed a motion
30:00 <Q{> that was only discovered recently
30:00 <Q{> nobody bothered to studied it before
30:00 <Q{> only last few years
30:00 <Q{> altho ppl been eating it for thousands of years
30:00 <Q{> The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
31:00 <CordialGentleman> if it helps you sleep better at night you keep believing your duck lies
31:00 <Q{> http://io9.com/5433056/female-ducks-have-evolved-a-vagina-dentata
31:00 <clubsamwich> what is Q sick with? 
32:00 <CordialGentleman> if q wants to tell you he will
32:00 <clubsamwich> Q, do you want to tell me?
32:00 <Q{> also ducks are the few birds with penis
32:00 <Q{> duck is*
33:00 <Q{> usually birds dont have penis
33:00 <clubsamwich> chickens do
34:00 <Q{> dont think so
34:00 <clubsamwich> my bad, chickens do not
34:00 <Q{> chicken has one of the fastest sex act
34:00 <Q{> blink and u miss it
34:00 <Bastardly_One> bbl
35:00 <clubsamwich> i cut my thumb on a tinned fish tin lid yesterday morning
35:00 <clubsamwich> and stuck a bandaid on it
35:00 <clubsamwich> when i had a shower last night i took the bandaid off
35:00 <clubsamwich> and the cut began to bleed
36:00 <Q{> eww
36:00 <clubsamwich> why had the blood not clot yet?
36:00 <clubsamwich> clotted*
36:00 <clubsamwich> Q{, you know a lot of stuff, why did it bleed agai?
37:00 <clubsamwich> again*
37:00 <Rak> maybe you're a haemophiliac
37:00 <Q{> coz ur anemic
37:00 <clubsamwich> no, i cut my index finger too and that didn't bleed when i took that bandaid off
37:00 <Q{> thumb is probably used more
38:00 <Q{> so it didnt get enuf protection
38:00 <clubsamwich> perhaps i was too rough on it and it just opened up the wound again
38:00 <clubsamwich> i probably fingered it a bit
38:00 <Rak> which arm do you shoot up in to?
38:00 <clubsamwich> that's funny, i do not have a comeback
39:00 <Q{> In 1920, 57% of Hollywood movies billed the female star above the leading man. In 1990, only 18% had the leading lady given top billing.
40:00 <Q{> thanks goodness men folks are leading in that area
43:00 <Q{> Time magazine's "Man of the Year" for 1938 was Adolph Hitler.
43:00 <Q{> Putin was man of year before
43:00 <Q{> for Time mag
44:00 <Q{> The Monty Python movie "The Life of Brian" was banned in Scotland.
45:00 <Q{> A typical Mayfly only lives one day.
45:00 <Q{> Butterflies taste with their hind feet.
47:00 <Q{> Scientists turn up as many as 10,000 new species of insects every year.
48:00 <Q{> There are 701 types of pure breed dogs.
48:00 <Q{> There are more insects in one square mile of rural land than there are human beings on the entire earth.
49:00 <Q{> Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
49:00 <Q{> When a domestic cat goes after mice, about one pounce in three results in a catch.
49:00 <Ana_Ng> polar bears have black skin
49:00 <Q{> really
50:00 <Q{> didnt know that
50:00 <Ana_Ng> and their fur is not white; it's clear
50:00 <Q{> http://www.polarbearsinternational.org/about-polar-bears/essentials/fur-and-skin
50:00 <Q{> i gonna check ur truth
51:00 <Ana_Ng> sure
51:00 <Q{> Polar bears aren't actually that color  their skin is black. You know how it's warmer for you to layer clothing on a cold day  well it's the same for a polar bear. Two coats cover a polar bear's black skin to insulate it from the cold.
52:00 <Q{> The thinner hairs of their undercoat are also colorless.
52:00 <Q{> When a female horse and male donkey mate, the offspring is called a mule, but when a male horse and female donkey mate, the offspring is called a hinny.
53:00 <Q{> When a giraffe is born, it has to fall around six feet to the ground.
54:00 <Q{> When the Black Death swept across England one theory was that cats caused the plague. Thousands were slaughtered.
54:00 <Q{>  Ironically, those that kept their cats were less affected, because they kept their houses clear of the real culprits, rats.
55:00 <Q{> Worker ants may live seven years and the queen may live as long as 15 years.
55:00 <Q{> You're more likely to be a target for mosquitoes if you consume bananas.
55:00 <Q{> Animal gestation periods: the shortest is the American opossum, which bears its young 12 to 13 days after conception
56:00 <Q{> Ants don't sleep
56:00 <Q{> omg they dont sleep for 7yrs
56:00 <Q{> fockers
56:00 <Q{> so jelly now
57:00 <Q{> Aphids are born pregnant without the benefit of sex. Aphids can give birth 10 days after being born themselves.
57:00 <Q{> Beaver teeth are so sharp that Native Americans once used them as knife blades.
57:00 <Q{> By feeding hens certain dyes they can be made to lay eggs with varicolored yolks.
58:00 <Q{> Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by a lightning strike.
58:00 <Mew> this better not be alphabetical order cos if youre only up to C im gonna neck myself
58:00 <Q{> no wonder they buried thos 60 cows died by lightning strike other day
58:00 <Q{> lol
59:00 <Q{> it is alphabetical order!
59:00 <Q{> goody!
59:00 <Q{> YaY
59:00 <Q{> lots more to come
59:00 <Q{> some are not so interesting tho
00:00 <Q{> Catnip can affect lions and tigers as well as house cats. It excites them because it contains a chemical that resembles an excretion of the dominant female's urine.
02:00 <Q{> Cat's urine glows under a black light.
02:00 <Q{> Certain frogs can be frozen solid then thawed and continue living.
02:00 <Q{> i gotta try that
02:00 <Mew> do you have a cat?
02:00 <Q{> nope
03:00 <Q{> i dont like them much really
03:00 <Q{> they have microbes i dont like
03:00 <Q{> Contrary to popular belief, dogs do not sweat by salivating. They sweat through the pads of their feet.
03:00 <Q{> Dragonflies are one of the fastest insects, flying 50 to 60 mph
04:00 <Q{> Each day in the US, animal shelters are forced to destroy 30,000 dogs and cats.
04:00 <Q{> Each year, insects eat 1/3 of the Earth's food crop.
04:00 <Ana_Ng> we could destroy more
04:00 <Ana_Ng> if we tried
04:00 <Q{> human should eat more insects
04:00 <Appo> Hello johninja
04:00 <Q{> cat and dog food industry is like $50b industry
05:00 <Q{> Every known dog except the chow has a pink tongue - the chow's tongue is jet black.
05:00 <Q{> :o
05:00 <Mew> satan pooch
05:00 <Q{> Every year, $1.5 billion is spent on pet food. This is four times the amount spent on baby food.
06:00 <Q{> see!
06:00 <Ana_Ng> i feel like it's not jet
06:00 <Ana_Ng> more of a charcoal
06:00 <Q{> need to get ur eyes checked
06:00 <Q{> :P
07:00 <Mew> yeah i just looked at one its like faded grey
07:00 <Mew> your facts are shithouse Q{
08:00 <Q{> ok then i conceed that one was dodgy
08:00 <Q{> Goldfish lose their color if they are kept in dim light or are placed in a body of running water, such as a stream.
08:00 <Ana_Ng> i could go Pantone Cool Gray 4
08:00 <Ana_Ng> on yo ass
08:00 <Q{> eww gray bum
09:00 <Q{> have u eaten black chicken Ana_Ng \
09:00 <Q{> i have 2 times
09:00 <Q{> Hummingbirds are the smallest birds - so tiny that one of their enemies is an insect, the praying mantis.
09:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't usually order blackened anything
09:00 <Ana_Ng> except my men, of course
09:00 <Q{> kinky
09:00 <Q{> In ancient Egypt, entire families would shave their eyebrows as a sign of mourning when the family cat died.
10:00 <Q{> i know the japanese had a thing for shaving eyebrows
11:00 <Q{> In its entire lifetime, the average worker bee produces 1/12th teaspoon of honey.
11:00 <Mew> maybe they shave theirs when they eat a dead cat
11:00 <Q{> lol
12:00 <Q{> yeh their reason been lost i think
12:00 <Q{> it just became fashionable after a while
12:00 <Q{> It takes a lobster approximately seven years to grow to be one pound.
13:00 <Ana_Ng> my friend had an eyebrow incident
13:00 <Ana_Ng> he hasn't told me what happened
13:00 <Ana_Ng> but i am not allowed to touch them
13:00 <Q{> was it burnt or shaved
13:00 <Q{> lol
14:00 <Q{> i used to know someone with genetic disease and lost all his brows
14:00 <Q{> which can be dangerous if ride bicycle
15:00 <Q{> coz sweat can roll into eyes
15:00 <Q{> Male Lions may mate 50 times a day.
15:00 <Q{> Mosquitoes dislike citronella because it irritates their feet
16:00 <Q{> a few millions genetically modified mossie just been released into the wild recently (just side note)
17:00 <Q{> Mosquitoes prefer children to adults, and blondes to brunettes.
17:00 <Q{> cool need to bring children along
17:00 <Q{> (write note to self)
17:00 <Q{> Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.
18:00 <Q{> Owls have eyeballs that are tubular in shape, because of this, they cannot move their eyes.
18:00 <Q{> Parrots, most famous of all talking birds, rarely acquire a vocabulary of more than twenty words, however Tymhoney Greys and African Greys have been know to carry vocabularies in excess of 100 words.
19:00 <Q{> The cat lover is an ailurophile, while a cat hater is an ailurophobe.
19:00 <Q{> The cat was domesticated over 4,000 years ago. Today's house cats are descended from wildcats in Africa and Europe.
20:00 <Q{> The declawing of a pet cat involves surgery called an Onychectomy, in which the entire claw and end bone of each toe of the animal are amputated.
20:00 <Q{> The domestic cat is the only species able to hold its tail vertically while walking. Wild cats hold their tail horizontally, or tucked between their legs while walking.
21:00 <Q{> The expression "three dog night" originated with the Eskimos and means a very cold night - so cold that you have to bed down with three dogs to keep warm.
21:00 <Q{> The fastest -moving land snail, the common garden snail, has a speed of 0.0313 mph.
22:00 <Q{> The honeybee kills more people world-wide than all the poisonous snakes combined.
23:00 <Q{> The hummingbird is the only bird that can fly backwards.
23:00 <Q{> ^ that one is ridiculous
23:00 <Q{> The hummingbird, the loon, the swift, the kingfisher, and the grebe are all birds that cannot walk.
24:00 <Q{> The last member of the famous Bonaparte family, Jerome Napoleon Bonaparte, died in 1945, of injuries sustained from tripping over his dog's leash.
24:00 <Q{> The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.
25:00 <Q{> while dog was meantioned 14 times
25:00 <Q{> The penalty for killing a cat, 4,000 years ago in Egypt, was death.
25:00 <johninja> k
25:00 <johninja> wtf
25:00 <johninja> txt wall
26:00 <johninja> /c;er
26:00 <dr00d> my impression of using a cute kittie as a football and drop kicking it ... 
26:00 <johninja> one hnd grrr
26:00 <johninja> mark it fgt
26:00 <Mew> cats werent mentioned because God is a..... cat
26:00 <Mew> meow
27:00 <dr00d> mew prrr prrr meow i food i cute meeeww prrr prrrrr ..... MEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWW !!! WTF #$^$(%*$#@$#EC !!
29:00 <BlackDevil> Mew http://www.firebox.com/product/6408/Grow-Your-Own-Clitoria
30:00 <Mew> haha
30:00 <BlackDevil> johninja http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/cKF3kIj8.jpg
31:00 <Q{> In a lifetime the average US resident eats more than 50 tons of food and drinks more than 13,000 gallons of liquid.
31:00 <simba> 4:1)
32:00 <johninja> i have a gf BlackDevil
32:00 <johninja> are you trying to get me slapped?
32:00 <BlackDevil> no
32:00 <BlackDevil> you like them?
32:00 <johninja> no
32:00 <Q{> In the late 19th century, millions of human mummies were used as fuel for locomotives in Egypt where wood and coal was scarce, but mummies were plentiful.
32:00 <johninja> too asian
32:00 <BlackDevil> also to unmanly
32:00 <johninja> no offence
32:00 <johninja> just don't go there
33:00 <johninja> nihao etc
33:00 <BlackDevil> there all guys
33:00 <BlackDevil> lol
33:00 <johninja> lol
33:00 <johninja> ic
34:00 <Q{> The feet account for one quarter of all the human bodies bones.
34:00 <Q{> The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.
35:00 <Q{> Women burn fat more slowly than men, by a rate of about 50 calories a day.
35:00 <johninja> can you tell Q{ to stfu pls BlackDevil
36:00 <Q{> Women's hearts beat faster than men's.
36:00 <johninja> or start a #Q'sUselessFactsRoom
36:00 <BlackDevil> no
36:00 <Q{> im out of it
36:00 <johninja> can you tell BlackDevil to eat a big sack of dicks pls Q{
36:00 <Q{> none left
36:00 <johninja> you ate them all?
37:00 <Q{> yep u distracted me and cant recall them
38:00 <Serenity> if womens hearts beat faster how do they burn calories slower
38:00 <Serenity> thats the dumbest thing ive ever read
39:00 <BlackDevil> better than this tattoo http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/dar-tuesday-14.jpg?w=500
39:00 <Serenity> worst tattoo
40:00 <johninja> suits him
40:00 <johninja> total douchery
42:00 <Q{> women heart beat faster but does little work
43:00 <Q{> especially in bed
43:00 <Q{> isnt that true
43:00 <Serenity> no
43:00 <Serenity> you complete pile of nut sacks
43:00 <Q{> u resorted to name calling
44:00 <Q{> u lost
44:00 <Serenity> no.
44:00 <Q{> i win by default!
44:00 <Q{> YaY
44:00 <Kynetic> lol
44:00 <johninja> 8===D
44:00 <johninja> hot
45:00 <johninja> now shake my balls
46:00 <johninja> old family tradition
48:00 <zaim> what the HELL
51:00 <Q{> but wait...she likes nut sacks - it was meant as compliment
51:00 <Q{> i take it back
51:00 <Q{> i havent won yet
52:00 <Q{> lets go for another round
03:00 <faux> Good afternoon 
03:00 <faux> Lol so formal
03:00 <faux> Etcm
05:00 <faux> http://www.buzzfeed.com/kellyoakes/mesmerising-gifs-that-show-how-things-are-made
08:00 <Serenity> thats cool
08:00 <beehhh> who set the dog on fire
08:00 <beehhh> China is no1 for making plastic
09:00 <Serenity> i was watching the pencils for way too long
09:00 <Q{> eh
09:00 <Q{> why u watching it for
09:00 <beehhh> ya cannot be emo no not now
10:00 <Appo> hello Serenity
10:00 <buck> it is growing.
11:00 <beehhh> oscar pestorias migrating to australia with his imaginary gf
14:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxsNmf6vkMI
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sony Xperia™ Tablet Z Closer Look Review Commercial (Mar 15, 2013) 2:09 - Category: Science and Technology - 1,368 views - 3 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
16:00 <beehhh> http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/04/140404-garbage-patch-indian-ocean-debris-malaysian-plane/
17:00 <faux> Serenity 
18:00 <beehhh> *mummy
21:00 <Serenity> hi
23:00 <beehhh> bye
27:00 <beehhh> Whats the go on the deal n how much are we gettin?
29:00 <beehhh> brb poopoopoo
31:00 <Ana_Ng> news
34:00 <Serenity> faux
35:00 <faux> Oh hi
35:00 <faux> I'll pm you
35:00 <faux> CBF for retards
35:00 <Serenity> k
39:00 <TheRon> hello
42:00 <zaim> sup TheRon
43:00 <TheRon> stuff 
58:00 <Excessive> moanin :)
59:00 <TheRon> is she?
59:00 <Excessive> always
00:00 <TheRon> that's quite a claim
00:00 <Excessive> ye not every1 belives it
01:00 <Excessive> +e
03:00 <TheRon> going for the tigers tonight but i think the pies will win it
05:00 <Excessive> I jus listened to the news
05:00 <Excessive> all jus fckn bad news
05:00 <TheRon> yep
05:00 <Excessive> everywhere*
05:00 <TheRon> no good news anywhere
05:00 <TheRon> bloody liberals
06:00 <Excessive> fck up
06:00 <TheRon> ?
07:00 <Excessive> it's my govt orraite .............. when u go out on ur own and take on ur opressin govt fo years and finally end up havin it the way u want it, then we'll have a toast to U
15:00 <TheRon> when someone adds 69 to their nick it's means they're not getting 69
17:00 <Ana_Ng> or they were born in '69
17:00 <TheRon> nah i'm not buying it
17:00 <Ana_Ng> which was the year of the cock
17:00 <Ana_Ng> fyi
17:00 <TheRon> really?
17:00 <Ana_Ng> that's the troof
18:00 <TheRon> what was the year of the pussy?
18:00 <Ana_Ng> every year
18:00 <TheRon> can't be all year though
18:00 <Ana_Ng> the microsecond of the pussy
19:00 <TheRon> 12 months of the year for only 3/4 of the month
23:00 <TheRon> one angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces of you
25:00 <Ana_Ng> awww
25:00 <Ana_Ng> mr folds
30:00 <BaD^BOY^69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu2iWbiW3V8
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Compton Menace - It Ain't My Fault Ft. Birdman and Kev Blaze (Music Video) (Apr 20, 2013) 3:56 - Category: Music - 95,219 views - 522 likes (97.4%), 14 dislikes (2.6%)
33:00 <FredFlinstone> arvoze peeps
33:00 <FredFlinstone> :P
33:00 <TheRon> hello
33:00 <FredFlinstone> gday TheRon 
33:00 <TheRon> hows it
34:00 <FredFlinstone> its good thanks and what about yours?
34:00 <TheRon> warming up for the game
34:00 <FredFlinstone> I see whoa re you going to barrack for?
34:00 <TheRon> better get another can
34:00 <TheRon> tigers
34:00 <FredFlinstone> cool
34:00 <FredFlinstone> yes get another cannery
36:00 <TheRon> i hope tigers but think pies
37:00 <TheRon> i get the feeling the tigers need a good bruising aound the contested ball to wake up
37:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
37:00 <FredFlinstone> ther are a bit soft I reckon
38:00 <TheRon> yeah, they like the outside ball, and rebounding off half back
38:00 <FredFlinstone> yepps and put them under a bit of pressure they burst like a balloon
38:00 <TheRon> yep
38:00 <TheRon> i reckon gws has chance against the tigers
38:00 <FredFlinstone> I know they beat us but they were piss weak in that second half
39:00 <FredFlinstone> shit their pants
39:00 <TheRon> bloody oath
39:00 <FredFlinstone> only our absolutely disgarceful kicking saved their bacon
39:00 <CordialGentleman> all new oscar prestorious trial STARTS NOW
39:00 <CordialGentleman> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVAKCUyqr8A
39:00 <TheRon> yep
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Trial Of Oscar Pistorius - Live From The Courtroom (Apr 11, 2014) 30:00 - Category: News and Politics - <span class="concurrent-viewers-number" data-video-id="hVAKCUyqr8A"></span> views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
40:00 <TheRon> he's guilty
40:00 <FredFlinstone> so I hear that pig mathieson is digging in the boots to Mick now lol
40:00 <TheRon> dickhead
40:00 <FredFlinstone> huge one
41:00 <TheRon> i don't blame mick
41:00 <FredFlinstone> I do
41:00 <FredFlinstone> really its his fault 100%
41:00 <TheRon> he was brought into a situation that was not the one sold to him
41:00 <FredFlinstone> he should not have been in the forst place
41:00 <FredFlinstone> his fault
41:00 <FredFlinstone> greed is a wonderful thing isnt it?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> why on earth to you discuss anything with this guy TheRon?
41:00 <TheRon> yes!
42:00 <TheRon> he likes footy
42:00 <FredFlinstone> I look back to the Pagan days exactly the same shit!
42:00 <FredFlinstone> only mick can coach
42:00 <TheRon> mick gets good guys around him and delegates
42:00 <FredFlinstone> hasnt done him any good here
42:00 <FredFlinstone> wrong guys
43:00 <FredFlinstone> wrong tram
43:00 <FredFlinstone> wrong direction
43:00 <TheRon> i'm wondering if the carlton assistants are carlton guys or malthouse guys?
43:00 <FredFlinstone> he has fucked his own cause
43:00 <FredFlinstone> matlhouse brough too many collinghsit drift wood with him
43:00 <FredFlinstone> they need to cull that out
43:00 <TheRon> i'm not too sure about that
43:00 <FredFlinstone> get rid of it
43:00 <FredFlinstone> I am
44:00 <FredFlinstone> didnt like the idea from the start
44:00 <TheRon> you wanted ratten?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> see what I mean?
44:00 <FredFlinstone> will take ages before he gets this team bacvk on the right track
44:00 <FredFlinstone> I did
44:00 <FredFlinstone> the players played for him
44:00 <FredFlinstone> they dont for Mick sorry
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Ratten was a mediocre coach at best 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> without the talent present Ratten would of achieved nothing
45:00 <FredFlinstone> they might say otherwise but it clearly shows on the field
45:00 <TheRon> i remember the brisbane bears when roger merrett was the coach got them to the finals and they played awesome against carlton i think and then they went out and got leigh matthews
46:00 <FredFlinstone> lol that was when we had the whole team sick
46:00 <FredFlinstone> 1995
46:00 <FredFlinstone> we beat some team by 10 goals that year in a cake walk
46:00 <TheRon> i reckon it was later the lions didnt win the premiership till 2001
47:00 <TheRon> quiet you
47:00 <FredFlinstone> wel if I remember it was Walls who was coach then
47:00 <FredFlinstone> his last match
47:00 <TheRon> oh yeah it was walls
47:00 <FredFlinstone> so you might be right
47:00 <FredFlinstone> beut dont remember brisbane palying us later
48:00 <FredFlinstone> we certainly werent a top team if we did
48:00 <TheRon> when it was i vs 8 and carlton almost got beat
48:00 <FredFlinstone> we made the GF in 1999
48:00 <TheRon> unexpectedly
48:00 <FredFlinstone> that was 1995
48:00 <FredFlinstone> and we were not even close to gettiing beaten lolz
49:00 <TheRon> i watched it, they were right in it
49:00 <FredFlinstone> the match I just mentioned
49:00 <FredFlinstone> nup never
49:00 <FredFlinstone> i was there
49:00 <FredFlinstone> never worried
49:00 <FredFlinstone> we were sick had a virus go through the whole team
49:00 <TheRon> yeah of course
49:00 <FredFlinstone> if you look at the next two matches
49:00 <FredFlinstone> smashed norht then Geelong in the GF
50:00 <TheRon> got a scare in the first week
50:00 <FredFlinstone> read up on it if you dont believe me
50:00 <FredFlinstone> no I didnt lol
50:00 <FredFlinstone> I was there!
51:00 <FredFlinstone> donwnloading the clash tonight
51:00 <TheRon> last time i went to a carlton geelong game i so wanted to hit these two woggy carlton supporters
51:00 <TheRon> they were shitting me
51:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
52:00 <FredFlinstone> we have those in every supporters
52:00 <FredFlinstone> I have had the same with Geelong
52:00 <FredFlinstone> every team
52:00 <TheRon> geelong are pussycats
52:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
52:00 <FredFlinstone> they were
52:00 <FredFlinstone> not now
52:00 <Lumeah> Hi boys
53:00 <FredFlinstone> I remember one match in 1996
53:00 <FredFlinstone> you beat us but you were kikcing it backwards
53:00 <TheRon> i'm watching the game tonight and counting the collingwood supporters teeeth
53:00 <FredFlinstone> and I yelled out "no wonder you cant win a friggin premierhsip!" lol
53:00 <FredFlinstone> one
53:00 <FredFlinstone> they all laughed
53:00 <FredFlinstone> they agreed 
53:00 <FredFlinstone> no balls then
54:00 <FredFlinstone> you have them now
54:00 <TheRon> carlton eed a selwood, would solve most the problems
54:00 <FredFlinstone> you have been by the far the best team since Brisbane
54:00 <FredFlinstone> any team
54:00 <FredFlinstone> but out prob is kicking goals has been since Fev
55:00 <TheRon> i'm thinking kruezer for boyd might've been a good idea
55:00 <TheRon> it was on the table
55:00 <FredFlinstone> all too late now
55:00 <Serenity> TheRon you're starting to sound a little obsessed with carlton
55:00 <TheRon> i know
55:00 <FredFlinstone> no one would want kreuzer
56:00 <Serenity> every time i see you speaking you're talking about them lately
56:00 <TheRon> well they did play shit
56:00 <FredFlinstone> he hates them with a passion lol
56:00 <TheRon> that too
56:00 <Serenity> why talk about something you hate
56:00 <TheRon> its fun
56:00 <FredFlinstone> not as much as I hate collinghit
56:00 <TheRon> we all hate collingwood
56:00 <FredFlinstone> he can its not illegal
57:00 <TheRon> truth is 3 carlton supporters on here actually chat on here so
57:00 <FredFlinstone> who are the others?
57:00 <FredFlinstone> I know of one
57:00 <TheRon> b1 and serenity
57:00 <FredFlinstone> when I think about it
57:00 <Bastardly_One> two human beings
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and one piece of shit 
57:00 <FredFlinstone> ah Serenity is lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Fred is an aggressive maggot
58:00 <Lumeah> i seid hiiiiiiiii :(
58:00 <TheRon> yep
58:00 <Serenity> oh
58:00 <FredFlinstone> no wonder he is sick of you bagging carlton lol
58:00 <Serenity> i thought that was at me
58:00 <TheRon> lumeah hi
58:00 <Serenity> disapoint
58:00 <FredFlinstone> hello sexyyyyyyyyyyyyy
58:00 <Bastardly_One> hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Lumeah
58:00 <Lumeah> Ty ,,, thats more like it!
58:00 <TheRon> Lumeah: having a quiet beer?
58:00 <FredFlinstone> doenst bother me I will support carlton till the day I die
58:00 <Serenity> my son is a one eyed blues boy
58:00 <Serenity> sah proud
58:00 <Lumeah> grain chips and v
58:00 <FredFlinstone> good :)
59:00 <Bastardly_One> good boy
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I
59:00 <FredFlinstone> woohoo
59:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking enter key 
59:00 <Lumeah> lol
59:00 <Serenity> the other hethen that is my daughter traded to west coast
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm surrounded by a family of Richmond supporters
59:00 <Serenity> i dont even know where to begin with the disgust
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Round 2 sucked arse
59:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
59:00 <FredFlinstone> wouldnt let my daughters do that
59:00 <Lumeah> thats ok more for me
59:00 <FredFlinstone> they would be expelled from the family
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Christ, he has daughters?
00:00 <Serenity> my mum encourages it cause shes west coast
00:00 <FredFlinstone> my father law played for the blues before the war
00:00 <FredFlinstone> so I was in lol
00:00 <Serenity> my mum n dad were both eagles supporters
00:00 <Apples> hello Serenity
00:00 <FredFlinstone> ewwwww
01:00 <FredFlinstone> so sad
01:00 <Serenity> i started going for carlton when i was about 6?
01:00 <Serenity> never looked back
01:00 <FredFlinstone> good for you
01:00 <FredFlinstone> I was 4 when I went to my forst match
01:00 <FredFlinstone> first too
01:00 <Apples> Serenity: where is Dale Thomas?
01:00 <Apples> Where is Mark Murphy?
01:00 <FredFlinstone> who fuckin cares!
01:00 <Apples> Where is Matthew Kruiser
01:00 <FredFlinstone> mark h=is there
01:00 <FredFlinstone> dale is missing
01:00 <Apples> where is Brett Ratten?
01:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz 
01:00 <Apples> Where is Heath Scotland?
01:00 <TheRon> i went to kardinia park when there was no seating
02:00 <Serenity> just to get it out the way now im not going to be debating football
02:00 <FredFlinstone> on the back line you turd
02:00 <Serenity> i dont do that
02:00 <TheRon> scotland is on the rookie list
02:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
02:00 <TheRon> how fucked up is that
02:00 <Apples> You don't do much do you Serenity
02:00 <Apples> rofl
02:00 <Serenity> i do a lot of things
02:00 <Serenity> but im not fighting about football
02:00 <FredFlinstone> he'll do you if you arent careful
02:00 <Apples> such as?
02:00 <FredFlinstone> da da de da
03:00 <FredFlinstone> da da de da
03:00 <Serenity> and im not gonna sit here listing everything i do in a day for you either
03:00 <Serenity> i care not for your opinion
03:00 <TheRon> take me back to you it's been a long time
03:00 <Apples> Yet another thing you don't do
03:00 <FredFlinstone> rotten Apples ?
03:00 <Apples> fair enough I suppose
03:00 <TheRon> how about them apples
03:00 <FredFlinstone> JOhnathon
03:00 <Apples> Serenity is a boring person
03:00 <Apples> Where is Mick Malthouse?
03:00 <FredFlinstone> so?
04:00 <FredFlinstone> he is in the shithouse
04:00 <FredFlinstone> where he belongs
04:00 <Apples> yes
04:00 <FredFlinstone> cos thats his surname
04:00 <FredFlinstone> Mick Shithouse
04:00 <TheRon> i get drunk and listen to noiseworks
04:00 <FredFlinstone> woot
04:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-b-hkg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/1514414_10151779603527331_697892180_n.jpg
04:00 <Serenity> cheers
05:00 <Apples> Theres no deserved drinks for Carlton supporters anytime soon
05:00 <TheRon> almost 20 years ago
05:00 <Apples> rofl
05:00 <Apples> Where is Brett Ratten?
06:00 <FredFlinstone> at Hawthorn
06:00 <TheRon> yep sure is
06:00 <FredFlinstone> not his fault
06:00 <Apples> Where is that 700k from the salary?
06:00 <Apples> Oh
06:00 <Apples> Dale Thomas
06:00 <Apples> rofl
06:00 <TheRon> does north have a shot this weekend?
06:00 <FredFlinstone> I agree
06:00 <FredFlinstone> too many collinghsit
06:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
06:00 <FredFlinstone> always
07:00 <TheRon> sydney in sydney?
07:00 <Apples> Pies did it
07:00 <TheRon> i get the feeling lance franklin doesn't have enough room to run around in
07:00 <Apples> yes
07:00 <TheRon> pies were at anz
08:00 <TheRon> sydney doesn't like anz
08:00 <FredFlinstone> nup
08:00 <FredFlinstone> nopt many do lol
08:00 <FredFlinstone> its shit
08:00 <Apples> Where is Brock McLean
08:00 <FredFlinstone> in the labour ward
08:00 <TheRon> omitted
08:00 <Apples> Where is Andrew Carrazo
09:00 <FredFlinstone> he is in
09:00 <TheRon> injured
09:00 <FredFlinstone> only played one match
09:00 <Apples> Where is Bryce Gibbs
09:00 <TheRon> oh he's back
09:00 <FredFlinstone> he has been ok
09:00 <Apples> Where is Jarred Waite
09:00 <TheRon> gibbs is overrated
09:00 <FredFlinstone> gone
09:00 <Apples> Where is Chris Judd
09:00 <FredFlinstone> who do you barrack for Apples ?
09:00 <TheRon> carlton has to move on
09:00 <Apples> Where is Chris Yarran
09:00 <Apples> Collingwood
09:00 <FredFlinstone> typical
09:00 <Apples> ?
09:00 <FredFlinstone> one match big mouths
09:00 <TheRon> where is lamison
10:00 <TheRon> where is jamison
10:00 <FredFlinstone> how many teeth do you have?
10:00 <FredFlinstone> one?
10:00 <Serenity> lol you need to not let yourself be bothered by them FredFlinstone
10:00 <FredFlinstone> or two?
10:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
10:00 <Apples> 4
10:00 <FredFlinstone> ok Serenity 
10:00 <Serenity> who ever just jumped ships cause their team isnt winning
10:00 <FredFlinstone> thought so and they be in yuor arse
10:00 <Serenity> thats a pretty douchey thing to do
10:00 <Apples> Where is Dennis Armfield
10:00 <FredFlinstone> did he now?
10:00 <Apples> Where is Ed Curnow
10:00 <FredFlinstone> omg you are getting fucking boring
11:00 <TheRon> where is david teague
11:00 <FredFlinstone> stfu
11:00 <Apples> Where is Jeff Garlett
11:00 <Apples> sorry
11:00 <Apples> thats most of the team I think
11:00 <TheRon> them apples suck
11:00 <Apples> Where is Travis Cloke?
11:00 <Apples> Where is Jesse White?
11:00 <Apples> Where is Steele Sidebottom?
11:00 <TheRon> apples plz
11:00 <FredFlinstone> that fies that
11:00 <FredFlinstone> fixes
12:00 <TheRon> aruba jamaica ooh i wanna take you..........
12:00 <FredFlinstone> yuck
12:00 <FredFlinstone> too sweet
12:00 <Apples> FredFlinstone who do you support?
12:00 <Serenity> ...
12:00 <TheRon> can we pick on melbourne now
12:00 <Apples> TheRon in a second yes
12:00 <FredFlinstone> no
13:00 <stompin> butt fuckers
13:00 <Apples> FredFlinstone who do you support?
13:00 <FredFlinstone> enough of the derogatory comments for now
13:00 <TheRon> kokomo
13:00 <Apples> What about Bitchmond?
13:00 <Apples> They are going to get rolled tonight
14:00 <FredFlinstone> oh the song
14:00 <Apples> Damien Hardwicks job will be on the line once this year is over
14:00 <TheRon> i think the pies will win yes
14:00 <TheRon> god i hope not though
14:00 <PietSAbabe> AND SO IM SEXy !!!
14:00 <Apples> GC make the 8 this year
14:00 <TheRon> easily
15:00 <Apples> I dont think Collingwood will
15:00 <Apples> neither Carlton
15:00 <TheRon> gws will finish 10th\
15:00 <Apples> North either
15:00 <Apples> yes
15:00 <Apples> sydney should find some form
15:00 <Apples> limp into the finals
15:00 <Apples> and look dangerous in them
15:00 <TheRon> apples you stoned??
15:00 <Serenity> i think hes drunk
15:00 <Apples> No
15:00 <FredFlinstone> should be stoned you mean
15:00 <Apples> Neither
16:00 <Apples> You watch the Swans are going to make life hard for a lot of the Victorian teams
16:00 <TheRon> it's only natural that i should want to be there with you
16:00 <Apples> They are better than The Eagles too
16:00 <Apples> Where is Lachie Henderson?
17:00 <TheRon> the clash, nice
17:00 <FredFlinstone> it is
17:00 <Apples> Where is Tom Bell?
17:00 <FredFlinstone> wanted it for ages
17:00 <TheRon> where is the ops??
17:00 <Serenity> OH OH I KNOW THIS ONE
17:00 <FredFlinstone> I wonder if we get out of the mail exchange for the match?
17:00 <johninja> 8=====D
17:00 <FredFlinstone> what you reckon TheRon ?
17:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
17:00 <TheRon> johninja: thats tiny
18:00 <Serenity> 8===========================================================================D
18:00 <FredFlinstone> lolzzzzzzz
18:00 <Apples> johninja
18:00 <Apples> Welcome back johninja
18:00 <TheRon> not long, she's talking wide
18:00 <Serenity> <---------------------->
19:00 <Apples> johninja would support the Melbourne Demons
19:00 <johninja> lol
19:00 <Apples> his personality is about as good as the Demons AFL success right now
19:00 <Serenity> hes from queensland
19:00 <Serenity> pretty sure he would be rugby
19:00 <johninja> i don't watch muscled up men wrestling on the ground for hours chasing a leather ball
19:00 <Apples> I'm aware of that Serenity
19:00 <johninja> too homo-erotic
19:00 <Apples> thanks for your input though
19:00 <TheRon> i know have a mate who's a demons supporter even was a trainer, he's a bit of a tool
20:00 <Apples> TheRon, is his name johninja?
20:00 <TheRon> no!
20:00 <Apples> Because he's a tool that barracks for the Demons
20:00 <johninja> Apples has no mates
20:00 <johninja> shame
20:00 <TheRon> apples i'
20:00 <TheRon> i'd calm down a bit
20:00 <johninja> even a fuckwit like him deserves a mate
20:00 <Serenity> only claim to football fame i have is knowing paul barnard
21:00 <TheRon> my cousin played for sydney
21:00 <Apples> I enjoy tormenting johninja
21:00 <johninja> you are the only one who thinks you re tormenting me
22:00 <TheRon> is carlton the early game tomorrow?
22:00 <FredFlinstone> 1.45
22:00 <Serenity> ^
22:00 <FredFlinstone> so yes
22:00 <TheRon> yep it's the early game
22:00 <Apples> I hope the Demons win
22:00 <Apples> rofl
23:00 <Apples> imagine that
23:00 <TheRon> watching with interest?
23:00 <FredFlinstone> yes interferes with out lunch
23:00 <FredFlinstone> our
23:00 <Apples> I would come on here and start teasing Serenity ASAP
23:00 <johninja> lol@The^Mayo
23:00 <Serenity> feel free i couldnt care less
23:00 <johninja> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllll
23:00 <Apples> Serenity you come across as a bit of a, well 'know it all'
23:00 <Apples> and usually know it alls know nothing
23:00 <johninja> calm down matty
24:00 <Apples> Thats what I'm getting from you sezza
24:00 <Serenity> how does saying i dont care about the football make me a know it all
24:00 <TheRon> you know insane in the membrane?
24:00 <Serenity> whatever you say champ
24:00 <B1_GoT_RoLLeD_HaHaHaHa> Looooooooooollllllllllllllllllll
24:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no
24:00 <FredFlinstone> please not this again
24:00 <Apples> That looks like TheMayo
24:00 <johninja> no
24:00 <johninja> matty
24:00 <johninja> you re the mayo
24:00 <johninja> there is no denial
25:00 <B1_GoT_RoLLeD_HaHaHaHa> lololololololol
25:00 <johninja> that is david
25:00 <Serenity> i dont know who any of these people are
25:00 <B1_GoT_RoLLeD_HaHaHaHa> :]
25:00 <johninja> he is actually smart
25:00 <TheRon> tom jones - she's a lady
25:00 <Serenity> im getting old
25:00 <johninja> unlike you matty
25:00 <Serenity> who am iiiii
25:00 <FredFlinstone> whoa shes a lady
25:00 <B1_GoT_RoLLeD_HaHaHaHa> And i'm about to post B1's picture
25:00 <Apples> johninja, are you aware that you are a loser? Because if you didn't know. I'm telling you now. You are a loser.
26:00 <B1_GoT_RoLLeD_HaHaHaHa> Because I can.
26:00 <B1_GoT_RoLLeD_HaHaHaHa> http://imgur.com/NmMblBC <<<<<< Bastardly_One got oWned for 2 weeks straight LoLLLL, His "housemates" (housemate doesn't exist it was a lie) dodo account got oWned, he changed ISP's twice, changed IRC clients, stole a secondhand laptop from Cash Convertors and used his mums Bigpond account just so he could get onto IRC and see what is said about him in #Melbourne - Bastardly_One got RoLL'd HaRd!
26:00 <Apples> rofl @ b1
26:00 <Serenity> well shit
26:00 <Serenity> that was a double auto ban
27:00 <TheRon> no need to be an arsehol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> still going on 
28:00 <Apples> johninja
28:00 <Apples> Bastardly_One didnt ou guarantee me that Lesnar would not beat the streak?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I told you and Saemon a lie 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've watching that again right now actually
28:00 <Bastardly_One> for the second time
29:00 <Apples> its good huh
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I was teling Semen last night I threw you two on purpose
29:00 <Apples> rofl
29:00 <Apples> you did not
29:00 <Apples> you thought you knew but you didnt
29:00 <Bastardly_One> as if spoil the real surprise of WM XXX
30:00 <Apples> yeah well
30:00 <TheRon> get up from that bitch
30:00 <Apples> The best part wad Cesaro
30:00 <Bastardly_One> people kind of forget Cesaro started solo
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and was fucking good even then
30:00 <TheRon> hayman guy
31:00 <Apples> Cesaro was in ROH and was awesome there
31:00 <Apples> so strong
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Dave should never of come back IMO
31:00 <Apples> no way
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yes way
31:00 <Bastardly_One> he's boring as fuck
31:00 <Apples> thats what im saying
31:00 <TheRon> i saw ziggler v ryback today, ryback looks weak
31:00 <Apples> hes shit
31:00 <Apples> Ryback Rules
32:00 <Bastardly_One> My favourites are gone now 
32:00 <Apples> Where is the ultimate warrior?
32:00 <TheRon> cena is still there
32:00 <Apples> where is Jim Hellwig?
32:00 <TheRon> deadish
32:00 <Bastardly_One> One from a contractual dispute and the other retiring
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the Ultimate Warrior died on Tuesday
32:00 <TheRon> cm punk be back?
32:00 <Apples> Where is Jack Swagger
32:00 <Apples> Punk aint coming back
33:00 <Bastardly_One> he could be back but hardly likely
33:00 <Bastardly_One> while Vince is still in control
33:00 <Apples> Where is Kassius OhNo?
33:00 <TheRon> a match against a fit hogan could do it
33:00 <Bastardly_One> He's walked out on Vince like ... 3 times now 
33:00 <Apples> Where is Chris Hero?
33:00 <Apples> lol
33:00 <Apples> Hogan
33:00 <Apples> no
33:00 <Apples> Where is Unbreakable Michael Elgin?
34:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> Looooollllllllllllllllll
34:00 <Apples> lololololololololol
34:00 <TheRon> i am a real american, fight for the rights of everyman.....
34:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> lmaooooooooooooooooo @ Bastardly_One
34:00 <BaD^BOY^69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu2iWbiW3V8
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Compton Menace - It Ain't My Fault Ft. Birdman and Kev Blaze (Music Video) (Apr 20, 2013) 3:56 - Category: Music - 95,221 views - 522 likes (97.4%), 14 dislikes (2.6%)
34:00 <Apples> Where is Supafly Jimmy Snuka
35:00 <Bastardly_One> HHH has definitely been on the 'roids or got pumped up for Mania 
35:00 <Apples> Where is Bruno Samartino?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought he looked extra beefed but thought it might of been the quality of the screen when I first saw it
35:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> Hey Bastardly_One, Is that true, you got hacked and you couldn't do anything about it?
35:00 <Apples> He couldnt go out looking like a slob
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but he's bigger than he ever was
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought that was an illusion of the screen quality at the time 
36:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> I see everything you do Bastardly_One :]
36:00 <Apples> loooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllll
36:00 <Apples> I
36:00 <Apples> I'm not sure I'd want to see what creepy b1 looks up
36:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> Every channel, every pm EVERYTHINHG you do on the Internet :]
36:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guG9cVs3ms4
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Theme Songs - Hulk Hogan - Real American (Nov 21, 2007) 2:58 - Category: Entertainment - 5,010,598 views - 9,631 likes (94.3%), 577 dislikes (5.7%)
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Pollock thinks he bothers me 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, how on earth can you still appreciate Hogan?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> he can't even get his scripts right anymore
37:00 <TheRon> still a legend
38:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> Anyone who sends/receives to/from Bastardly_One on The Internet will also be infected, any contact anyone has with him through his connection.. is infected.
38:00 <Bastardly_One> of course they are 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't do shit but talk 
39:00 <TheRon> 1.2.3....ban!
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I know exactly how you got the ip
39:00 <TheRon> c'mon ops do your job
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and it was MY own stupidity
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the ops? Hah!
39:00 <Bastardly_One> seen the topic?
39:00 <TheRon> i tried
39:00 <Bastardly_One> just pretend it's not there 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> they don't give 2 fucks
39:00 <FredFlinstone> night all cbf looking at this shit any longer
40:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> You're giving everyone a worm and you can't stop it Jamie, any contact you have with other connections on The Internet will also be infected by you.
40:00 <Bastardly_One> of course I am 
40:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> Well you are
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not Loof who runs scared at the mention of anything fuckwit
40:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> and you don't even know it :]
40:00 <Bastardly_One> give it up ... you're boring 
41:00 <PietSAbabe> Im bringing Pieter back
41:00 <PietSAbabe> Yeeapppp
41:00 <TheRon> how about those knicks
41:00 <PietSAbabe> Hes gonna have a heart attack
41:00 <PietSAbabe> Yeeeapp
41:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> And here you are Jamie back on AustNet stalking young girls.
41:00 <PietSAbabe> Youll be swallowing his sprog
41:00 <TheRon> i'm bringing sexyback
41:00 <PietSAbabe> Whilst humping like a froig
41:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> keystroke is a funny tool, can see a lot :]
41:00 <PietSAbabe> Piets bringin sexy back
41:00 <PietSAbabe> Yeeap
42:00 <PietSAbabe> ya mum had a spazz attack
42:00 <PietSAbabe> ueeeapp
42:00 <PietSAbabe> ok im off to bed
42:00 <PietSAbabe> nite:)
42:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> You got no idea how anything is done Jamie, you're a dumb cunt that's clueless.
43:00 <Bastardly_One> for fuck sake do you ever shut up?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> honestly
43:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> Do you?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yap yap yap
43:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> I can type if I want and there's nothing you can do about it :]
43:00 <TheRon> what the fuck, the op's are doing fuck all
44:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> All I see is Bastardly_One abusing other chatters lastnight, he wouldn't shut up.. and now.. him and his arselicking faggot mate are crying about me having a chat.
45:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon
45:00 <TheRon> seriously shut the fuck
45:00 <Bastardly_One> because I think you'll like it
45:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1OGQQk5HpM
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Zakk Wylde "Voodoo Child" w/Les Paul's Trio - Live at The Iridium (Nov 2, 2013) 0 - Category: Music - 561,540 views - 4,730 likes (96.6%), 167 dislikes (3.4%)
46:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck this cunt makes some shit up
46:00 <Bastardly_One> seeing as I was at a friend's house until late
46:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> Liar.
46:00 <Bastardly_One> of course I am 
46:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> You have no friends.
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you know nothing about me ... you only think you do 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway TheRon
46:00 <TheRon> i hate it when mum and dad fight
46:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> You wish I didn't.
47:00 <Bastardly_One> it's that chick from school
48:00 <TheRon> what's on tomorrow?
48:00 <TheRon> i got cans and footy
48:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure yet
48:00 <Bastardly_One> got a couple of options ... just hanging out kind of stuff 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing too exciting
49:00 <Bastardly_One> hard to do much in this gaylord drizzle
49:00 <TheRon> a slab and 5 games of footy?
49:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> IRC is your life Bastardly_One, only time you "go out" is when you go to Beaufort on a bus for weed.
49:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
49:00 <Bastardly_One> My housemate just asked if this was a new Ozzy album
49:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> looollllllllllllllllllll @ on a bus from Ballarat to Beaufort
49:00 <TheRon> who the fuck is that, and why is he being a dick?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Black Label Society's new album
50:00 <Bastardly_One> it's Pollock 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> he thinks he worries me ... he likes it when people are like Loof and scared of him
50:00 <Bastardly_One> he's only been trying on and off for a year or more 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> think the cunt would give up by now
50:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> Loof isn't scared.. you made that up.
51:00 <Bastardly_One> when I am speaking to you Pollock
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll kick you in the ribs and demand a response
51:00 <CannibalClown> Q.Q
51:00 <Bastardly_One> until then mind your own business
51:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> I can speak when I want you aids carring faggot.
51:00 <Bastardly_One> remember that works both ways
51:00 <TheRon> that's enough
51:00 <Bastardly_One> no matter how hard you try
52:00 <Bastardly_One> now give it up
52:00 <Bastardly_One> move on 
52:00 <CannibalClown> hahaha
52:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> Not when you try to control everyone or the channel
52:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, why not just talk around the stupid cunt?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha ... says the tard trying to control me and failing
52:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> This channel is for everyone Jamie, not just for you dumbarse.
52:00 <TheRon> the ops are doing fuck all
53:00 <CannibalClown> good this is funny
53:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> You don't come4 on here Jamie and threaten other chatters and then do the samething to ops as well.. you fucking idiot.. you are clueless.
53:00 <TheRon> oh please this isnt that funny
53:00 <TheRon> i don't like people being arseholes to eachother
54:00 <Bastardly_One> just ignore it 
54:00 <CannibalClown> aww
54:00 <Bastardly_One> only wants a reaction
54:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> Bastardly_One couldn't ignore me if he tried.
54:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> Cause he's a clueless cunt.
54:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, wanna come to the pub with another chatter and I when he comes up TheRon?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll pm ya whom
54:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> Here we go.. Bastardly_One pretending to have friends
55:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
55:00 <CannibalClown> right
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah? nuh? would be fun
55:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwww
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <CannibalClown> nope
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I like inviting him to everything
55:00 <Bastardly_One> he always says no but it's fun to watch him kind of squirm
56:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> You invite him but he doesn't turn up.. he doesn't like you.
56:00 <CannibalClown> like everyone
56:00 <Bastardly_One> funny you can only yap when someone else starts Clown boy
56:00 <Bastardly_One> bit weak like that aren't you?
56:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> Funny you got owned for 2 weeks Bastardly_One :]
56:00 <CannibalClown> just enjoying the moment
56:00 <Bastardly_One> no
56:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> looolllllllllllllllllllllll
57:00 <Bastardly_One> weak as fuck clown boy
57:00 <CannibalClown> wah wah wah
57:00 <Bastardly_One> as usual ... never say shit unless you have someone else about 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> wb TheRon
57:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> Why pick on him for.. why not take me on Jamie? you gutless aids carrier.
57:00 <CannibalClown> Q.Q
57:00 <TheRon> Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD: is a fag
58:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> oh TheRon, you're the one in pm telling me you want to suck my cock.
58:00 <[DreamSeller666]> lol
58:00 <[DreamSeller666]> HAHAHHA 
58:00 <CannibalClown> hehe
59:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> Stop flooding TheRon
59:00 <TheRon> when
00:00 <TheRon> stop beiing a faggot tool
00:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> What?
00:00 <CannibalClown> having a bit of trouble keeping a connection
00:00 <TheRon> you're being a fag
00:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> TheRon, You're being an arselicka.
00:00 <[DreamSeller666]> ARSEEEEEEEELICKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
01:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
01:00 <TheRon> you're being a dick
01:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> Look chump
01:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> I do not care for you ok
02:00 <TheRon> nor me you
02:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> The more you keep having a crack at me.. the more i'll fuck you up.
02:00 <TheRon> yeah right
02:00 <[DreamSeller666]> chopchop
02:00 <TheRon> so tough you can't say this shit to his face
02:00 <[DreamSeller666]> b1 knows 
03:00 <CannibalClown> :)
03:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> How can I say this to his face? he wont come out and meet me.. he's a hide away.
04:00 <johninja> lol@matty liking wrestling
04:00 <TheRon> you seriously need a lfe
04:00 <johninja> wht does your boyfriend watch?
04:00 <TheRon> i'm worried about you man
04:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> I would have two then TheRon.
04:00 <johninja> lol
04:00 <gremlinz> Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD, quit being a fucking cockhead
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh johninja
05:00 <johninja> ?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> ask TheRon if he wants to come for a beer
05:00 <Bastardly_One> he won't believe me 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <TheRon> i'd love a beer
05:00 <johninja> TheRon want to come for a beer?
05:00 <johninja> Doodle want to come for a beer?
05:00 <TheRon> i just don't like wankers
05:00 <johninja> Bastardly_One want to come for a beer?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> looks like we're having a beer
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and a coke as I don't drink 
05:00 <johninja> :)
05:00 <TheRon> why can't we just have a good time
05:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> oh look out, James Whitehead (gremlinz) is here to tell me off... should I put on my IRC boots and start shaking?
06:00 <TheRon> and not have some tool ruin it for us all
06:00 <CannibalClown> huhuh
06:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, what's the best pub in the CBD do you think?
06:00 <TheRon> hard haven't been for a while
06:00 <fawks> Pubic hair
06:00 <Bastardly_One> try and think pub and not bistroish
07:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hai forks
07:00 <TheRon> i liked the mallow actually
07:00 <fawks> Hello
07:00 <Bastardly_One_GoT_RoLLeD> Take your mum to the pub Bastardly_One, i'm sure she'll be happy to be your partner for the day.
07:00 <Kynetic> lol
07:00 <fawks> Who is that 
07:00 <TheRon> thank you??
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Pollock
07:00 <fawks> A b1 fan
07:00 <TheRon> who was that??
07:00 <fawks> Ah k
07:00 <TheRon> who banned him??
07:00 <Bastardly_One> who else would it be?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
07:00 <Kynetic> i banned him
07:00 <fawks> Should have known from the alt caps
07:00 <Kynetic> just as gremlinz mustve zlined him
07:00 <CannibalClown> LOLOL
08:00 <fawks> Silly me
08:00 <TheRon> no need to be an arsehole
08:00 <fawks> Oo footy in halfa
08:00 <TheRon> thats a policy of mine
08:00 <fawks> My dinner plans got cancelled and now I'm bored as fuck 
08:00 <TheRon> drink up
08:00 <fawks> I will actually
08:00 <fawks> I have wine
08:00 <fawks> And Pringles.
08:00 <gremlinz> indeed
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmm
08:00 <fawks> lol
09:00 <fawks> And vanilla scented candless
09:00 <TheRon> is it feasible to have an op on at all times???
09:00 <fawks> I'm all set to romance myself 
09:00 <TheRon> that shit was unacceptable
09:00 <CannibalClown> wah wah
09:00 <CannibalClown> keep crying
09:00 <TheRon> oh i will
09:00 <TheRon> he was a dick
09:00 <fawks> what's new
09:00 <johninja> lol@romance myself
10:00 <CannibalClown> pot kettle
10:00 <fawks> :D
10:00 <CannibalClown> black
10:00 <fawks> Racist
10:00 <johninja> hopefully the batterys aint flat
10:00 <gremlinz> soon as that fuckwit returns
10:00 <fawks> My kettle is white
10:00 <fawks> LOL john
10:00 <fawks> :'(
10:00 <gremlinz> pm me the nick he's using
10:00 <johninja> :(
10:00 <fawks> BOB is in storage 
10:00 <Kynetic> im floating about now too gremlinz
10:00 <CannibalClown> loool
10:00 <johninja> wow
10:00 <fawks> Lmao
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I told you what to do TheRon
10:00 <fawks> I'm going old school 
10:00 <Kynetic> but if i have to ban him ill send you the nick
10:00 <johninja> i couldn't live
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> Kynetic★♡♡☆■□●◆■☆★♡♡☆■¤■★♡♡
10:00 <johninja> lolol
10:00 <johninja> tru
10:00 <fawks> Lol
11:00 <Kynetic> OMFGBBQHAX!)#(*$)@(#*$@)#($*#(*$#$^#^^$^^$
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> Gay
11:00 <fawks> U
11:00 <Kynetic> just how you like it
11:00 <fawks> He he excess flood
11:00 <johninja> just got aproved for my new place today
11:00 <johninja> so stoked
11:00 <fawks> Yay
11:00 <fawks> Congrats
11:00 <johninja> w0000000000000000000000000000t
11:00 <fawks> So yoire moving to melb forevs
11:00 <johninja> ty
11:00 <fawks> ?
11:00 <johninja> for the next few months
12:00 <fawks> Nice
12:00 <stompin> tits out 4 the boys
12:00 <johninja> will be looking at moving into a more 'rural' area after a bit
12:00 <Bastardly_One> so, 6mth lease?
12:00 <fawks> Is it cheaper than qld
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not long
12:00 <johninja> goign to buy something
12:00 <johninja> yeh they actually put us on a short term lease
12:00 <johninja> which is ideal
12:00 <johninja> lol
12:00 <fawks> I know its a fuck tonne cheaper than syd
12:00 <fawks> Not sure about qld priced 
12:00 <fawks> S
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky then
12:00 <johninja> but its an awesome place
12:00 <johninja> almost new
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and where you said it was
12:00 <fawks> Yay I love fresh
13:00 <fawks> And furnishing
13:00 <fawks> Its so fjn
13:00 <fawks> Fun
13:00 <fawks> Lol
13:00 <johninja> yeh syd is ridiculous
13:00 <Bastardly_One> makes life easy enough being that close to most things
13:00 <johninja> lol we don't need furnished
13:00 <TheRon> what the fuck are you ops doing about ools such as pollack 
13:00 <johninja> mel wants to move her stuff out of stroage
13:00 <fawks> Are you gonna sleep on the floor
13:00 <fawks> Ah
13:00 <johninja> nah she owns a bed etc
13:00 <fawks> Fair enough if you got stuff
13:00 <johninja> organised to buy what we need this arvo
13:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
13:00 <johninja> couch etc
13:00 <fawks> I bought a whole heap of new shit
14:00 <johninja> oh cool
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> U got kids ninja
14:00 <johninja> new stuff is rad
14:00 <johninja> i have now 
14:00 <fawks> Aw
14:00 <fawks> cute lol
14:00 <johninja> lol
14:00 <johninja> its taking a bit of getting used too
14:00 <johninja> but yeh
14:00 <fawks> You OK theron
14:00 <johninja> its cool
14:00 <fawks> Lol
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mel as in mel who used to come on here
14:00 <fawks> Poor bloke.
15:00 <johninja> yeh kelevra
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> Tell her I said hi
15:00 <johninja> brb need to accompany her for a cig
15:00 <fawks> Okies
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mel hates me
15:00 <johninja> naaah she doesnt
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> But I hate me aswell
16:00 <johninja> shes alrightg
16:00 <johninja> -g
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> Tell her miley is si k atm
16:00 <johninja> lol she typed that
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bronchitis
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its gay
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you're gay <3
17:00 <CannibalClown> stop joinpartng would ya
18:00 <Bastardly_One> leave the guy alone 
18:00 <CannibalClown> Q.Q
18:00 <Bastardly_One> or give him a sec to work it out 
18:00 <CannibalClown> i dont think i will
24:00 <Apples> hi johninja
25:00 <gremlinz> nice try
25:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Apples is someone else 
25:00 <CannibalClown> that wasnt even him
25:00 <CannibalClown> poor chap
25:00 <gremlinz> owned
25:00 <gremlinz> too bad so sad
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that's just a bit of a pest
25:00 <Bastardly_One> but not Pollock 
25:00 <CannibalClown> youd know
26:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up 
26:00 <CannibalClown> i dont think i will
26:00 <Bastardly_One> unusual of you to say anything without some backup
26:00 <Bastardly_One> finally getting some balls clown boy?
26:00 <CannibalClown> Q.Q
28:00 <Excessive> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10169255_627209410696313_7265172324966026104_n.jpg
29:00 <gremlinz> zline removed
29:00 <CannibalClown> aww
29:00 <CannibalClown> why
29:00 <gremlinz> because i got a little finger trigger happy and should of done my research first
30:00 <CannibalClown> wanst more fitting anyway
30:00 <johninja> nah
30:00 <johninja> The^Mayo deserves it too
30:00 <johninja> he's a fucking toss
30:00 <johninja> disruptive^chatter1974
31:00 <CannibalClown> throw one b1s way too
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> And me
31:00 <johninja> omfgbbqhax is a troublemaker
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I think CannibalClown wants one the way he keeps wanting them handed out
31:00 <johninja> but he's got some class
31:00 <johninja> so yeh
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yes
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am
31:00 <johninja> he is fine with me
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> Asif I have class
32:00 <CannibalClown> WWAAAHHHHHHH
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> Last class I gad was in like 1999
32:00 <CannibalClown> what are you like 80
32:00 <CannibalClown> grow up mate
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> Had
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you're the only one like crying Clown Boy
32:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and hax is more arse than class
32:00 <Serenity> i wish youd ALL fuck off setting my shit off with sooky inboxes while im driving n shit
32:00 <Serenity> fucks sake
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> I have a sexy arse
33:00 <Serenity> inboxes? is this facebook?
33:00 <Serenity> pm's
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
33:00 <johninja> mine was a cockpic
33:00 <johninja> soz
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> I love u sezz
33:00 <johninja> wrong number
33:00 <Serenity> i love you too lets have an affair
33:00 <johninja> mm
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> No
33:00 <Serenity> john i want boob pics
33:00 <Serenity> not cock
33:00 <johninja> sparkles
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> My hand wjll find out
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> And leave me
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> I might play xbox
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I've become slightly addicted to Star Wars: Old Repulic
34:00 <Bastardly_One> *Republic
34:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid MMOs
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> Stupid lag
35:00 <Serenity> D:
35:00 <Serenity> that sounds gross
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh it is
36:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152145736308251&set=vb.8684858250&type=2&theater
58:00 <gremIinz> HeY gremlinz ya cunT how about this for a zline y0 lollll James Whitehead 1 Woodbeck Street, Beenleigh QLD (07) 3287 2998 0409270719 [email protected] [email protected]
58:00 <gremIinz> *ring* *ring*
58:00 <gremIinz> answer your phone ya dog.
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
59:00 <gremIinz> Shit mate.. I thought you were good at this game.. you're not quick enough to zline me.
00:00 <gremIinz> gremlinz you faggot
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hi hun
01:00 <Nikky`> Hey Hey Hey :o))
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> Miley has bronchitis
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> :(
02:00 <Nikky`> oooh that is horrible :o(
02:00 <Nikky`> poor lil thang
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yeah
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> Get her tomorrow
03:00 <Nikky`> Aah 
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> Have her the weekend and then goes back to her mums because I took time off this week already
03:00 <Nikky`> Has the Dr given her anything?
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> Antibiotics
04:00 <Nikky`> Oh well, good wet weekend to watch movies in bed
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yes
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am going to download new movies tonight
05:00 <Nikky`> Excellent
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> Brb
05:00 <gremIinz> #Melbourne Joins: Bastardly_One ([email protected])
05:00 <gremIinz> Would be a shame if that happened to suddenly have problems and can not be fixed.
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ddos again?
06:00 <gremIinz> Nothing like a dodo :]
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> Dodo is gay
07:00 <gremIinz> All dodo's are static lol only a clueless cunt would use them and have a static AND get rolled for a whole week and still not fix the problem
08:00 <gremIinz> Hey Bastardly_One, How come you abuse and threaten females online?
08:00 <[DreamSeller666]> teeheeheee
09:00 <gremIinz> Not only that.. why do you always tell lies and never listen?
10:00 <gremIinz> hes been away for 35 minutes
10:00 <gremIinz> maybe he's on the shitter
10:00 <gremIinz> and having problems
12:00 <gremIinz> HAHAHA
13:00 <Nikky`> grrr hate when my machine decides to unbalance
13:00 <gremIinz> For 2 weeks straight.. this ugly aids carrier has been trying so hard to get back onto The Internet withouty having problems, each time her tries.. he gets rolled, no matter what time of the day/night it is.. he'll try .. but still get rolled
14:00 <Nikky`> brb
15:00 <gremIinz> It's only in the last 2 days he's been able to stay online longer than 5 minutes
15:00 <gremIinz> Isnt that right Bastardly_One you ugly faggot.
15:00 <gremIinz> 2 weeks
15:00 <gremIinz> LOLLLLLLLL
15:00 <gremIinz> rolled cunt!
16:00 <gremIinz> http://imgur.com/NmMblBC <<<<<< Bastardly_One got oWned for 2 weeks straight LoLLLL, His "housemates" (housemate doesn't exist it was a lie) dodo account got oWned, he changed ISP's twice, changed IRC clients, stole a secondhand laptop from Cash Convertors and used his mums Bigpond account just so he could get onto IRC and see what is said about him in #Melbourne - Bastardly_One got RoLL'd HaRd!
20:00 <Excessive> and he's lookin fo teamsters?
23:00 <Excessive> banana kate
23:00 <doctor> the humanity!
24:00 <ooomp> Its not that bad
26:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=834293766585427&set=vb.126099790738165&type=2&theater
31:00 <xarcus> Hello
31:00 <Doodle> i jusy had to catch a mouse myself cos my cat is fucking hopeless
31:00 <Doodle> *just
32:00 <TheRon> Pollock is gay
34:00 <Doodle> he has a point David you are pretty gay
34:00 <Excessive> LAWL ............ https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=640013122679074&set=vb.100000111760857&type=2&theater
35:00 <ooomp> You never give pussy enough love Doodle that's why
35:00 <Doodle> story of my life
35:00 <ooomp> Haiiii
35:00 <Doodle> hai2u
36:00 <doctor> Hello Xarcus
36:00 <doctor> oh it was just theron
37:00 <ooomp> Doodle
38:00 <Doodle> ooomp
38:00 <ooomp> Its cold, wet and I'm bored.
38:00 <Doodle> have a wank
38:00 <doctor> lol
38:00 <Nikky`> I'll give you a hand ooomp
39:00 <Doodle> :o
39:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos
39:00 <Nikky`> Hey Doodledooooo
39:00 <Doodle> wankers
39:00 <ooomp> Thank you Nikky` ;)
39:00 <ooomp> Its more than Doodle would ever do
39:00 <Nikky`> I know - he is a selfish lover
39:00 <Doodle> i am not
40:00 <Doodle> i always give a reacharound
40:00 <Nikky`> lol
40:00 <GILF> hi
40:00 <ooomp> Lies
40:00 <Nikky`> Always lying
41:00 <ooomp> Its what men do
41:00 <Doodle> only when i'm being paid
42:00 <Excessive> really?¿
42:00 <ooomp> Doodle does other things for pay too
42:00 <Doodle> :o
42:00 <ooomp> What? Its true
43:00 <Doodle> only for selected clients
43:00 <GILF> haha
43:00 <GILF> oh no
44:00 <GILF> ur a ho?
44:00 <ooomp> I was talking about your job
44:00 <ooomp> But let's go with that
45:00 <GILF> my job
45:00 <GILF> thanks
45:00 <Doodle> i was talking about my job too
46:00 <Excessive> hmmmmm, I have some lamb chops n mash to do a bit later
46:00 <ooomp> "Job"
46:00 <Doodle> :o
46:00 <GILF> I have my husband...to do later
46:00 <GILF> lol
46:00 <Excessive> big banana?
47:00 <ooomp> Do I really want to know what a GILF is
48:00 <Excessive> prolly same as MILF except it's a G fo Girl
48:00 <GILF> u got that right
48:00 <GILF> BILF?
48:00 <GILF> lol
48:00 <GILF> lucky u didnt say grandma
49:00 <ooomp> So I googled anyway
49:00 <ooomp> Its grandma
49:00 <GILF> lol
49:00 <ooomp> O_o
49:00 <GILF> scary thoughts
49:00 <ooomp> Are you a grandmother?
49:00 <GILF> final destination 6
49:00 <Excessive> I was bein polite
49:00 <GILF> no
50:00 <GILF> Im too young for that
50:00 <ooomp> So why lie for
50:00 <ooomp> False advertising
50:00 <GILF> lol
51:00 <GILF> my grandpa said it to my grandma
51:00 <GILF> I ask her
51:00 <GILF> whats that grandma
51:00 <GILF> and I nearly puked
51:00 <Excessive> ye GILF, watch out ............ girls that aren't careful r called MILF's :P
51:00 <GILF> lol
52:00 <GILF> true
52:00 <GILF> FILF?
53:00 <xm> technically a GILF is a MILF too right? as a GILF is a mother too (possibly to another MILF, if nature has been kind)
54:00 <CannibalClown> MMILF
54:00 <CannibalClown> aNYoNe SeeN MY MaTe BaSTaRDLY_oNe?
56:00 <CannibalClown> guess not
08:00 <couleurs> hi every body !
08:00 <ooomp> Hi Dr Nick!
08:00 <ooomp> I mean couleurs
09:00 <couleurs> :))))))))))
12:00 <couleurs> it's bery quiet...
12:00 <ooomp> You did it
13:00 <couleurs> :o
14:00 <ooomp> Actually its Doodle's fault
14:00 <Doodle> i didnt do anything
14:00 <ooomp> You went silent on me :/
14:00 <ooomp> WHY
15:00 <Doodle> i was talking to the dickwads in another channel
15:00 <ooomp> Oh. I see. 
15:00 <ooomp> >.>
15:00 <Doodle> they werent talking to me tho
15:00 <Doodle> so here i am
16:00 <ooomp> Yes well, too late I guess
16:00 <Doodle> have you already blown your load
16:00 <Serenity> get fucked doodle
17:00 <Doodle> hahahahaha
17:00 <ooomp> He wishes
17:00 <Doodle> i was waiting for you to notice
17:00 <Serenity> YEAH I NOTICED
17:00 <Serenity> AND IM HURT
17:00 <Serenity> HURT
17:00 <Doodle> you are not
17:00 <Serenity> am so
17:00 <Serenity> you cant prove im not
18:00 <Doodle> FINE WHATEVER
18:00 <Doodle> goddamn dickwads
19:00 <Serenity> lol
19:00 <Doodle> i jizzed in your punch btw
21:00 <xm> they said it was yoghaholic
22:00 <Serenity> yum
22:00 <Serenity> tastes like pineapple
22:00 <Serenity> PERNERPERL
23:00 <Doodle> lol
23:00 <Excessive> is teh parteh on yet?
24:00 <xm> the party is always on in #melb
24:00 <Excessive> oh, gd
24:00 <Excessive> I'm on mah second longneck
24:00 <Serenity> i have much its party time
24:00 <xm> all the girls are in one corner laughing at Pieter and beehhh
24:00 <Serenity> err
24:00 <Serenity> punch*
26:00 <Excessive> mabbe I'mnah roll a spliffeh ............ makket a fckn parteh worth somethin
26:00 <Serenity> mmm
26:00 <Serenity> spliff
26:00 <Serenity> spliffeth
27:00 <xm> MC Excessive entertaining #melb
27:00 <Doodle> @_@
29:00 <ooomp> Erm
30:00 <Reeva> Oscar has broken down
30:00 <Reeva> Oscar is inconsoleable
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GTO -- Elevation (GTO Sonic Beat Remix) (Jun 21, 2011) 6:26 - Category: Music - 3,294 views - 34 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
36:00 <Excessive> they should have a fckn yt app where u can line up a playlist and it's play a whole set fo u all fckn beatmixed .......... then one can have a yt backup only parteh
37:00 <Excessive> it'd*
37:00 <Excessive> mabbe not only*
38:00 <xm> Oscar sounded like a woman when he broke down
38:00 <xm> i actually thought it was until i turned around and saw the TV
38:00 <xm> like an old woman on Today Tonight crying over getting screwed of thousands from her family
41:00 <Reeva> Oscar has broken down again. Court has been suspended. Oscar will return on monday at 9.30
43:00 <Excessive> it's true how music has gone through genres with each genre havin makket it "sound better" with takeoffs from previous genres ........ ie: house with rock/pop takeoffs and then that later taken off with the genres that followed it ......... like psy with likewise samples from previous hits made good/big by its counterparts years ealier before them
44:00 <Excessive> this is wat I mean with house and rock takeoff ......... a party track with gunners takeoff ........ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQWEIxFeceE
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Infinity - Dirty Love (Directory Mix) (Jan 25, 2013) 5:36 - Category: Music - 2,351 views - 11 likes (91.7%), 1 dislikes (8.3%)
45:00 <doctor> maybe he'll kill himself. a fitting ending for a tragic story
46:00 <couleurs> he will leave for a toilet break and shoot himself in the feet
47:00 <doctor> that should do it, the shattering of the symbol of his previous accomplishments
49:00 <couleurs> thank u
52:00 <BaD^BOY^69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVv_sVJvwgM
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mahmut Ferati - Leter nga malet (Sep 13, 2011) 4:56 - Category: People and Blogs - 7,859 views - 4 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
56:00 <Excessive> here's another example to the above ........... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAvVDGWfqc8
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fits Of Gloom - To Love ( Club Mix ) (Feb 9, 2009) 0 - Category: People and Blogs - 10,439 views - 34 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
58:00 <Jericou> i got $94,887.73 in my bank account, is that a lot?
58:00 <Jericou> for most people?
59:00 <doctor> that's a decent sum. well done
59:00 <Excessive> inheritance?
59:00 <Jericou> yep  lol
59:00 <Excessive> :D
59:00 <Jericou> as if a slack ass like me is gonna earn that money
00:00 <Jericou> but its not quite enough to buy a house
00:00 <Jericou> what can i do with it?
00:00 <Excessive> buy a block of land and make ur own happinesss
00:00 <doctor> long term deposit accounts don't return the best yields but they're much more secure than putting into your super or the ASX
01:00 <faux> Baaaby I'm no weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight 
01:00 <faux> Huhu
01:00 <doctor> but in my opinion, blow it all away on what you like
01:00 <faux> Blow this 8=======D
02:00 <doctor> ohhh that's vulgar
02:00 <doctor> but okay
02:00 <Excessive> ye, but the balls r a bit small though .........
08:00 <Excessive> I was bein serious abt the block of land though! If u go remote, then one can have some pretty decent "nothingness" where u can jus build watever u want from the stuff u have on the property .......... and I'm talkin like blocks of land from 25+ k n up
15:00 <Excessive> \o.
16:00 <Bonny> yo
16:00 <Bonny> http://www.news.com.au/finance/money/marijuana-stocks-favoured-by-investors-in-emerging-dot-bong-boom/story-e6frfmdr-1226880671046
16:00 <Excessive> hippies r takin ovah Bonny :P
16:00 <Bonny> yup
17:00 <Excessive> "yew gottah groove with the mood"
18:00 <Jericou> Hey Bonny  can i suck ur tits?
18:00 <slower> lol
22:00 <Bonny> my man boobs, Jericou?
24:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR6eKmqSEa0
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Boney M - Ma Baker (Sep 9, 2007) 4:06 - Category: Music - 3,536,736 views - 9,866 likes (98.1%), 196 dislikes (1.9%)
32:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsJSwGc4lsA
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Reflekt - Need To Feel Loved (Adam K and Soha Vocal Mix) FULL HD (Mar 11, 2012) 6:36 - Category: Music - 6,487,651 views - 40,065 likes (99%), 403 dislikes (1%)
33:00 <Jericou> r u a man or woman Bonny?
33:00 <Excessive> Zade, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp8fYbrWLKg :P
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hot Butter - Popcorn 10 Hours [HQ] (Oct 16, 2012) 10:02:02 - Category: Music - 20,579 views - 136 likes (97.8%), 3 dislikes (2.2%)
34:00 <Jericou> or one of those obese bush pigs who dosnt go out in public?
35:00 <Bonny> I'm one of those obese bush pigs who doesn't go out in public.. 
35:00 <Bonny> lol
36:00 <Zade> hmmmm ten hours of it 
36:00 <Excessive> :D
36:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBi5mKPsqRI
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Thomas Newman - Ghosts (Aaron Static and Fort Road Remix) (Aug 27, 2013) 9:52 - Category: Music - 22,166 views - 817 likes (99.6%), 3 dislikes (0.4%)
40:00 <Excessive> add this to ur playlist Zade, 
40:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy6b8esmyp0
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: hallucinogen in dub live (Jun 6, 2011) 52:13 - Category: Music - 294,637 views - 1,874 likes (98.6%), 27 dislikes (1.4%)
41:00 <doctor> push big isn't a very nice way to refer to someone yet alone yourself
41:00 <doctor> abuse of the english language, in my opinion
43:00 <Bonny> that it is..
44:00 <Bonny> but there are a lot that aren't teachable
44:00 <Bonny> so you just agree with them and move on
47:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9RWf4yuVXY
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Dec 22, 2013) - - -
51:00 <milk> http://www.hoax-slayer.com/giant-feral-pig.html
06:00 <Excessive> how's teh parteh goin so far? ............ haloooooooooo .......... still there?
09:00 <Bonny> what party?
10:00 <Excessive> lewks liek I'm d onleh one around ........... 
11:00 <Rak> s-club party
11:00 <Bonny> nup
11:00 <Excessive> the rest must be either havin a gd fck by now or jus ......... ye afk
11:00 <Bonny> so what party are you talking about?
11:00 <milk> http://thumbs4.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mW4bhiUAVfpgHOsTXayxexw.jpg  -- this stuff is the famous "melamine", on the packets it has "do not inject" written, so guess what asian psych nurses dose you with?
13:00 <milk> to be quite honest, I'm not exactly sure how so many asians get the death sentence for putting it in milk
15:00 <milk> being injected with melamine is a fairly exacting process. not only does a big bore needle have to be used, but a constant medium pressure must be applied to the plunger. too much pressure and the needle and syringe seperate, too little and it sets in the syringe.
15:00 <milk> anyway
16:00 <Excessive> Bonny, I'll tell u somethin funneh
16:00 <doctor> Psychiatry is a fraud business and you should get away from it as soon as you can
16:00 <doctor> oh... he left
16:00 <Excessive> <Spike> when I was 50 I married a 20 year old Canadian beauty
18:00 <couleurs> Bye malk
19:00 <Excessive> `seen Spike
19:00 <prowl> Excessive, I found 5 matches to your query: Dingo, Spike, Hope-you-all-rot-in-hell, Suckers, wombi. Dingo ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #Australia 3 hours 53 minutes ago (11.04. 19:26) stating "Quit: I dont give a spike" after spending 44 minutes there.
27:00 <Excessive> 3V3N1NZ0R5
28:00 <Rak> password?
28:00 <Excessive> no, was jus greetin
30:00 <Kynetic> /nickop kill Excessive 3V3N1NZ0R5
30:00 <Excessive> gd luck wif that Kynetic
31:00 <Kynetic> lulz
31:00 <Excessive> lmfao
31:00 <Shadowgate> be funny yous lol
31:00 <Shadowgate> lol
32:00 <Shadowgate> lol
34:00 <Excessive> Bastardly_One
35:00 <Bastardly_One> *buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp*
35:00 <Bastardly_One> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pie
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and yes?
36:00 <Excessive> noffin ........... I was sayin "evenin" up ^ there
36:00 <Bastardly_One> oh evenin'
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm eating 
36:00 <Excessive> :D
37:00 <Bastardly_One> god damn this cheap arsed family pie is good
37:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ... I need more
39:00 <Excessive> I was gonnah get into doin some lamb chops n mash, but I'm on my 3-rd longneck n I honestly cbf-ed, so I mite jus end up doin a tin of JW tuna with lemon n cracked pepper
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lazy
48:00 <Excessive> nah, tis called "doin wat I feel like"
58:00 <couleurs> i hate u guys
59:00 <Excessive> the queue is over ........................................ here couleurs
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