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00:00 <Bastardly_One> Damaged 
00:00 <DemonsRun> You?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> even if they're metal ... heaps ... then they all moved
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> well Bastardly_One
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> I guess it's a good thing you arent desperate
00:00 <Bastardly_One> like I did ... only I was stupid enough to come back
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> and settling for the first broad you can get, uno
01:00 <Bastardly_One> desperate I'll never be 
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> same
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and a fuck isn't just a fuck 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Mr Penis has to like what he sees
01:00 <beehhh> i drank 2 3lts of merlot
01:00 <beehhh> grand sud
04:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10264737_714126988639329_6839471572864850106_n.jpg
04:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/s600x600/10154272_713294125389282_6236485670861591494_n.jpg
04:00 <The_Baron> anyone want to buy this van in melbourne?
04:00 <Excessive> nice van
09:00 <beehhh> http://alfaone.com.au/news-media/alfa-one-mayonnaise-takes-best-tasting/
11:00 <beehhh> damn good with tuna
12:00 <beehhh> and with chadder
14:00 <couleurs> 666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999   8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D8===DChELsEa8===D
18:00 <Saemon> hola peeps
18:00 <Serenity> couleurs i will remove your testicles if you post that one more time
22:00 <couleurs> teehee
23:00 <ZeroDistance> LOL
23:00 <ZeroDistance> just fucking remove him from irc
23:00 <ZeroDistance> ffs
23:00 <ZeroDistance> guy is worse than half-baked.
24:00 <beehhh> indians have the biggest dick in this world
24:00 <ZeroDistance> If he could articulate, construct a sentence.. I would cut my testicles off.
26:00 <couleurs> calm down, bro
27:00 <beehhh> women dont like circumsized but trannies do
27:00 <couleurs> don't get too excited... it's only irc 
28:00 <Serenity> couleurs is alright
29:00 <couleurs> thank u
30:00 <Maurice> (22:27:24) (beehhh): women dont like circumsized but trannies do
30:00 <Maurice> What
30:00 <Maurice> Since when
30:00 <Serenity> ..
31:00 <stebie> lol
31:00 <couleurs> just beehhh being beehhh again
42:00 <Fez> Hi
42:00 <Fez> Im gettin a pet
43:00 <beehhh> who has watched tokarev
44:00 <Fez> Im guessing you?
48:00 <beehhh> rice cracker and rice bran mayo
49:00 <Fez> Mmm rice cracker
49:00 <beehhh> oven baked organic with cane suagr and sesame
50:00 <Fez> I like sesame seeds
50:00 <beehhh> http://www.lohas.com.my/450-977-thickbox/blueberry-oats-cookies.jpg
54:00 <beehhh> http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbb751Vshs1qc2ksto1_500.jpg
54:00 <Fez> No preservatives
55:00 <beehhh> hope my skin grows back
58:00 <Fez> Prolly wont
59:00 <Fez> Skin is shit like that
59:00 <Fez> I think
59:00 <beehhh> bullshit
01:00 <Serenity> you know what
02:00 <Serenity> i wish b1 was here.. least there would be incessant talking
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I seriously just looked in 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm staring at my school work and not doing any of it
02:00 <Saemon> bs u stalker lurker
02:00 <Bastardly_One> typical woman though
03:00 <Serenity> oh hello
03:00 <Saemon> hey b1 i just watched ultmate warriors speech
03:00 <Bastardly_One> damned if I do, damned if I don't 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> morning :)
03:00 <Serenity> exactly
03:00 <Saemon> it was great man gave me goosebumps
03:00 <Serenity> so shh
03:00 <Serenity> oh ffs
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I saw you say that but I was "working"
03:00 <Serenity> it wasnty an invite for you to dribble shit about wrestling
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how long I've been sitting there staring at it
04:00 <Serenity> im bored
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you're not going to believe this Serenity
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think I've much to say *laughs*
04:00 <Serenity> probably not
04:00 <Serenity> pff
05:00 <Bastardly_One> that's really rare ... hope I'm not ill :P
05:00 <Serenity> my drink is empty
05:00 <Bastardly_One> they do that when you drink them
05:00 <Bastardly_One> rude eh?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
07:00 <Bastardly_One> someone put a lot of effort into this statement ... a friend of mine found it in Beriut today
07:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/1174665_10152300792670549_1737010372_n.jpg
07:00 <Saemon> http://imgur.com/0uA35c6
07:00 <Saemon> thank god i went on a detox last yr
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that's fucking disgusting 
08:00 <Saemon> i found that pic on my usb
08:00 <Saemon> i took it at the beginning of last yr
08:00 <Saemon> ive stopped eating that much junk food now
09:00 <Saemon> cuz yeh im beginning to care more about my health etc its nice to look back and see how much one has changed
10:00 <Maurice> My family of 5 doesn't even eat that much at one meal
10:00 <Maurice> You fat cunt.
11:00 <Saemon> yeah i know i think i used to suffer from food addiction
12:00 <Saemon> and also i used to find comfort in food
12:00 <Saemon> i still do i guess
12:00 <beehhh> we are so happy as a gay couple
12:00 <beehhh> norell so cheeky to me
13:00 <Saemon> i used to think i had tapeworms in me or something
13:00 <Saemon> but then, ppl with tapeworms eat alot but remain thin, cause the worms eats all the food they eat
13:00 <beehhh> merlot killed all worms
13:00 <Saemon> whilst me i was ballooning and ballooning
13:00 <Serenity> wow
13:00 <Saemon> yet i was still always hungry
14:00 <beehhh> eat alfa one mayo
14:00 <beehhh> your bone has become crusty
18:00 <Bastardly_One> this channel right now is making my brain hurt
20:00 <beehhh> have a glass of grand sud merlot as im having one now
21:00 <Serenity> derp
21:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
21:00 <Maurice> That repulses me
22:00 <Saemon> does fatblaster tablets really work?
22:00 <Serenity> spew
22:00 <Saemon> beehhh looks average
22:00 <Saemon> like his not really bad looking or anything
23:00 <Saemon> to warrent those reactions from you ladies
23:00 <Saemon> if i saw him down the street, i wouldnt look twice
23:00 <Saemon> cuz he's not attractive nor is he ugly
23:00 <Serenity> hes gross looking
23:00 <Serenity> shut up
23:00 <beehhh> this merlot got black cherries
23:00 <Saemon> and those are the two reasons i'd notice ppl
23:00 <Saemon> if they are either attractive, or ugly
24:00 <Maurice> His..
24:00 <beehhh> im 38 this year
24:00 <Maurice> You look heaps older
24:00 <Saemon> why is he gross looking?
25:00 <Saemon> due to his skin colour?
25:00 <Maurice> No
25:00 <Serenity> .
25:00 <beehhh> i coped ten kinghit to my left tample back in straya
25:00 <Maurice> Not everyone is racist, legless
25:00 <Maurice> I have warned you so many times about saying straya
25:00 <beehhh> other cunts be dead by now
25:00 <beehhh> AUstralia
27:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
27:00 <Saemon> cant wait for this yrs bigbrother
28:00 <Saemon> we need an indigenous housemate
28:00 <Saemon> and no, half white half aboriginal model material Tahan doesnt count
28:00 <beehhh> im in this house for over twelve years
28:00 <beehhh> could be more
28:00 <Saemon> we need a proper real full blooded original australian aboriginal housemate 
29:00 <Saemon> and trevor from bb04 wasnt an aboriginal
29:00 <Saemon> he was pau pau new gunian
29:00 <Maurice> Pau pau?
29:00 <Maurice> Really?
30:00 <beehhh> my mother is in downunder
30:00 <Maurice> Not to mention 'gunian'
31:00 <beehhh> NT is great cause they dont hate brown people
31:00 <beehhh> you feel like one of them
31:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> Pew Pew New Guinean
32:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> they were great fighters back in WW II
32:00 <Saemon> true
32:00 <Saemon> fuzzy wuzzy angels
32:00 <Maurice> PEW PEW
32:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> Pew Pew Pew!
33:00 <beehhh> why only 123000 people living in Darwin i wonder sometime
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pork (Feb 19, 2008) 0:43 - Category: Comedy - 4,599,971 views - 18,960 likes (94.2%), 1,171 dislikes (5.8%)
34:00 <beehhh> use humidifier fan add water save electric bill add solar planty of sun in NT
35:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> Pau pau do you hear me?
35:00 <beehhh> years back things used to be different in melb for me
36:00 <JimmyJack> was that meant to be a joke NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW ?
36:00 <JimmyJack> u suck m8
37:00 <Serenity> lets talk about poooork
37:00 <Serenity> converse about meaat
38:00 <Maurice> I'd rather talk about pork swors
38:00 <Maurice> Swords
38:00 <Serenity> mmm
38:00 <Serenity> pork swords
38:00 <beehhh> i had a tbone steak otherday with periperi sauce
39:00 <stebie> doctor could not handle any more beehhh
39:00 <Loof> might try eat 5 double bacone cheeseburgers tomorrow
40:00 <Bastardly_One> there's some real pigs in this channel
40:00 <Serenity> oink
40:00 <Bastardly_One> if Loof and Saemon did a trip together
40:00 <Saemon> lol loof did u see the pic of what i used to eat for dinner?
40:00 <Saemon> http://imgur.com/0uA35c6
40:00 <Loof> nah man show me
40:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine the inside of the car before they hit 100km from home
40:00 <beehhh> i never arrived to perth either stebie
41:00 <Saemon> it takes a real man to eat that much food
41:00 <Saemon> FEED ME MORE! FEED ME MORE!!!
42:00 <Saemon> #MEAT
42:00 <Loof> wish i could find someone to have a good old fashioned eating competition with
42:00 <Loof> loser pays
42:00 <beehhh> i like boiled potatoes and pea
42:00 <Maurice> I could eat 12 bacon deluxes tonight
43:00 <Serenity> same
43:00 <Loof> boiled in pee?
43:00 <Maurice> So hungee
43:00 <Loof> oh pea
43:00 <Serenity> i had an aussie burger for lunch though
43:00 <Maurice> You bitch
43:00 <Serenity> hangover win
43:00 <Maurice> I had no lunch :/
43:00 <Maurice> But I did have chicken skewers for dinner
43:00 <Maurice> Alas, none left
43:00 <beehhh> only pork i'd eat right now is a roast leg that cooked in ovan
43:00 <Maurice> Only pork I'd eat right now is in the shed
44:00 <beehhh> Hambeast
44:00 <Serenity> LOL
45:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10288721_10152420205496495_7765067834846760449_n.jpg
45:00 <beehhh> how are you gonna tip them skewer sticks?
45:00 <beehhh> ans in a yellow container from needle exchange
47:00 <Maurice> I dunno what I'm looking at in that pic
47:00 <Loof> speaking of needle exchanges
47:00 <Loof> haven't seen pieter in a few days
47:00 <Serenity> teef
48:00 <Serenity> hes banned
48:00 <Serenity> LOL i forgot
48:00 <Loof> perm?
48:00 <Maurice> GOOD
48:00 <beehhh> http://www.thatslife.com.au/e2Shop/uploads/4002/2Lamb-and-Mint-Pea-Pies460x250.jpg
48:00 <Maurice> Bin kicking fucktard
48:00 <Serenity> i banned him for a week
48:00 <Serenity> 4 Pieter!*@* 1** 1d 12:20:18
49:00 <Maurice> Oh fuck Serenity, NOW I see the teeth :o
49:00 <Loof> sweet
49:00 <Maurice> Which for some reason makes me want steak
49:00 <Serenity> lol
49:00 <beehhh> you ladies cannot make me a pie?
50:00 <Maurice> We could, but we won't
50:00 <Serenity> shit pie
50:00 <stebie> i was thinking poo pie
50:00 <stebie> same same
51:00 <Serenity> dog poo dog poo yucky yucky dog poo
52:00 <beehhh> 4&20's veggie pastie was my favorite for years and i knew days will end
52:00 <Serenity> http://content8.flixster.com/question/43/11/16/4311162_std.jpg
54:00 <Maurice> All up the sides, all up the sides, yucky yucky smelly dog poooo
55:00 <beehhh> http://finedininglovers.cdn.crosscast-system.com/BlogPost/l_3355_383169.jpg
55:00 <Serenity> uh
55:00 <Serenity> Maurice
55:00 <Serenity> http://scofflawvarnish.bigcartel.com/product/test
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I seriously might be ill
56:00 <Bastardly_One> note the lack of shit I am spewing forth via my keyboard
56:00 <Maurice> Oh my jesus
56:00 <Maurice> I have nail day next monday
56:00 <Maurice> YOU MEAN YOU'VE BEEN DOING IT LIKE THE PIGEONS
56:00 <Maurice> I bet Doodle has
57:00 <Serenity> ewwww yuck
57:00 <Maurice> Dirty bastard
57:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One
57:00 <beehhh> i love doodle
57:00 <Saemon> mentally or like physically?
57:00 <Serenity> i would do it with Doodle like the pigeons
57:00 <beehhh> naptime
57:00 <Maurice> Me too
58:00 <Maurice> And I wouldn't even hit him with a shovel
58:00 <Serenity> id do it like they do on the discovery channel
58:00 <Maurice> Lol
58:00 <Maurice> You and me, baby
58:00 <Serenity> mm 3some
58:00 <Serenity> pigeon gang bang
00:00 <Saemon> care to make it a 4some?
01:00 <ShadowLurker> eww
01:00 <ShadowLurker> ruined it
01:00 <stebie> too many sausages
01:00 <ShadowLurker> not enough legs
02:00 <Saemon> i was asking for b1
02:00 <ShadowLurker> no
03:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up
04:00 <Saemon> Serenity n maurice arent my types anyway
04:00 <Saemon> im into bleach blonde chicks
04:00 <ShadowLurker> just stop
04:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up
06:00 <Saemon> thank fuk easter is finlly over
06:00 <Maurice> Lol yeah, coz theyre so into you.. when you pay them..
07:00 <Saemon> its just payng for a service
07:00 <Bastardly_One> just
07:00 <Bastardly_One> s
07:00 <Saemon> exactly how a plumber is really into your drain
07:00 <Bastardly_One> t
07:00 <ShadowLurker> why wont this cunt shut up
07:00 <Bastardly_One> f
07:00 <Bastardly_One> u
07:00 <Saemon> when u pay them
07:00 <Maurice> Yeah except I pay a plumber to fix my pipes, to get laid, I can do that without spending money
09:00 <Serenity> Saemon your type is 'warm and breathing'
10:00 <Saemon> wats dat mean
10:00 <Maurice> Even then it's not necessary
10:00 <Maurice> It means ALIVE
11:00 <Serenity> far out
12:00 <Maurice> Lifes tough
12:00 <stebie> :/
13:00 <Saemon> unless your bill gates
13:00 <Maurice> You're*
15:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> Life's tough*
15:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> :)
15:00 <Maurice> Grammar to incorrect wording isn't the same
15:00 <Maurice> :)
16:00 <Saemon> Grammer*
17:00 <Saemon> oh wait
17:00 <Maurice> Uh no
17:00 <Saemon> mah bad
17:00 <Serenity> hahaha
17:00 <Maurice> Fucktard
17:00 <Saemon> its ok because i realised my mistake and said mah bad
18:00 <Serenity> http://cdn.hypeseek.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/361.jpg
23:00 <Serenity> http://cdn.hypeseek.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/1831.jpg
24:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> is it convention to use 'grammar to' or 'grammar of' in that context?
24:00 <ZeroDistance> Saemon
25:00 <ZeroDistance> I THOUGHT I BANNED HIM SEZZ!
25:00 <Serenity> no?
25:00 <ZeroDistance> `ban Saemon go piss in a jar cunt.
25:00 <ZeroDistance> :P
27:00 <ZeroDistance> loofy
28:00 <ZeroDistance> xD
28:00 <Loof> yo
28:00 <ZeroDistance> how's everything?
28:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity
28:00 <Loof> real good man :)
28:00 <ZeroDistance> I've been so unstable the last week ay
28:00 <ZeroDistance> now im good
28:00 <Loof> happens to the best of us
28:00 <ZeroDistance> last 2-3 days now
28:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah bro
28:00 <ZeroDistance> LOL
28:00 <Maurice> Most of this channel is unstablr
28:00 <Maurice> Unstable*
28:00 <Maurice> But for more than a week
29:00 <Serenity> hha
29:00 <Serenity> fuck maverick
29:00 <Serenity> he left and ive had no one to talk to all night
29:00 <Serenity> asshole
30:00 <Maurice> HELLO
30:00 <Maurice> I AM HERE
30:00 <Maurice> FUCK HIM IN THE BUTTHOLE
30:00 <Serenity> hhahaha yes you are!
31:00 <Maurice> I'm cooking bacon and eggs
31:00 <Maurice> Gonna nom that shit
31:00 <Serenity> yummm
31:00 <Bastardly_One> when someone says nothing good is in Canberra ... https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1901407_1407634752822198_1571260656_n.jpg
31:00 <Serenity> i dont have any bacon
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the SG wench I know who's finally got an FB page
32:00 <Loof> SG?
32:00 <Maurice> Suicide Girls
32:00 <Maurice> Bastardly_One considers himself a big bad Dom
32:00 <Loof> soiled granny
32:00 <Loof> ?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> nice tatt too
32:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1012093_1408841586034848_952342336_n.jpg
33:00 <Bastardly_One> pfffffffft to you Maurice
33:00 <Serenity> theriddler gave me access to his sg account last year for a few months
33:00 <Maurice> Not even
33:00 <Serenity> i owe him so many fap sessions
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not nothing tonight
33:00 <Maurice> If you're a Dom, I'm a Domme
33:00 <Bastardly_One> oh nice one Serenity
33:00 <Maurice> Which we all know isn't right
33:00 <Serenity> submissive men
33:00 <Serenity> eww
34:00 <Loof> what's sg?
34:00 <Serenity> [12:32am] <@Maurice> Suicide Girls
34:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, shut up Maurice ... 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> see? nothing
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I must be ill
35:00 <Maurice> I'd shut up for the right person
35:00 <Bastardly_One> oh here we go 
35:00 <Loof> tatts kill my boner
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got shit 
35:00 <Loof> hate em
35:00 <Serenity> shut it
35:00 <Serenity> and get to my bed
35:00 <Bastardly_One> we won't even have fun arguing
35:00 <Bastardly_One> semen hurt my brain
35:00 <Bastardly_One> let me clarify
35:00 <Bastardly_One> wheels/legless hurt my brain
36:00 <Bastardly_One> what's wrong with shit like she has?
36:00 <Maurice> Hopefully he dies
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and I bet these two haven't crap tramp stamp ones
37:00 <Maurice> I have 2..
37:00 <Bastardly_One> does she? ... hmmmmm 
37:00 <Loof> tatts just say "gaping abused vagina" to me
37:00 <Serenity> im too fat for a tramp stamp
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't take it back ... tramp stamps need to be great to be good
37:00 <Maurice> Really?
38:00 <Maurice> My vagina couldn't even birth children naturally
38:00 <Maurice> So no, I don't have a clapped out vag
38:00 <Serenity> i want to see Maurice's vagina
38:00 <Serenity> PROOF PROOF I SAY
38:00 <Serenity> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> My son possibly clapped out the ex though ... 30 stiches inside and 32 out and a 49.5cm head
38:00 <Maurice> LOL
39:00 <Bastardly_One> she deserved it ... I'd wanna get the fuck out of there as quick as possible too
39:00 <Loof> shredded her
39:00 <Bastardly_One> wise boy
39:00 <Maurice> Serenity, I have been promised rocking sex for giving up the alcohol
39:00 <Serenity> good job
39:00 <Maurice> You planted your sperm in her
39:00 <Bastardly_One> gotta get him out of the shed first
39:00 <Bastardly_One> good luck
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, and I am still shamed about that :P
39:00 <Maurice> I don't need luck
39:00 <Maurice> I have vagina on my side
39:00 <Bastardly_One> good point
39:00 <Serenity> hahahaah
39:00 <Bastardly_One> evil vagina devil magic
40:00 <Maurice> Not even
40:00 <Bastardly_One> all of them are
40:00 <Serenity> i still think you should show me
41:00 <Maurice> I probably should
41:00 <Loof> just google blue waffle
42:00 <Serenity> ouch
42:00 <Serenity> that was mean
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it might be censored for FB
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but
43:00 <Bastardly_One> look at those curves *drools*
43:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/1920337_1409566062629067_1953008576_n.jpg
43:00 <Maurice> He left before I could kick him :/
43:00 <Serenity> not really my thing
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and if you pay attention you'll notice the tatt covers a zipper scar
43:00 <Maurice> I think he forgets I'm not his wife..
44:00 <Bastardly_One> curvy porcelain dolls get me every time Serenity
44:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll be back in a few Maurice
45:00 <Serenity> so
45:00 <Serenity> about this vagina photo
45:00 <Maurice> You're such a perv
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if you keep nagging you'll get one?
45:00 <Serenity> i am.. sigh
45:00 <Maurice> I have a few Cam took
45:00 <Serenity> someone was trying to film this morning
45:00 <Serenity> totally disgusted....
45:00 <Maurice> Rofl
46:00 <Maurice> I quite enjoy looking back on it
46:00 <Maurice> Then I can adjust how I look..
46:00 <Serenity> hahah
47:00 <Serenity> i realised i was a perv last night when i noticed id seen everyone in my channels bits
47:00 <Serenity> cept like 1 person..
48:00 <Maurice> Uhm mahhhh
49:00 <Serenity> im like the female darcy..
49:00 <Maurice> LOLOL
49:00 <Maurice> Nothing is that bad
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity ... maybe this aussie one too ... http://instagram.com/p/gw5DLosJaE/
50:00 <Serenity> nah
50:00 <Serenity> yuck
51:00 <Saemon> you've seen the bits of everyone in your channel?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> she comes up stunning in some pics though ... but fair enough
52:00 <Serenity> is he really asking a question to something thats literally 5 lines up
52:00 <Saemon> i just got back from afk
53:00 <Maurice> Nobody cares
53:00 <Bastardly_One> she's got nice eyes ... http://instagram.com/p/nAt5OXhdZ5/
55:00 <Saemon> looks like shes got a nice appetite as well D:
55:00 <Maurice> Yeah, says you..
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> there's one new australian suicide girl who can't be 18+ 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> she looks 13
56:00 <Serenity> http://imgur.com/tSwBqR3
56:00 <Serenity> mm
56:00 <Saemon> wats a suicide girl?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> which one's that?
57:00 <Serenity> cant remember their names
57:00 <Serenity> i just saved a bunch of pictures
57:00 <Bastardly_One> she demands my perusal on my free account (thank you Countessa)
57:00 <Bastardly_One> spew
57:00 <Bastardly_One> boo you
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I really should be doing work
58:00 <Bastardly_One> not perving
58:00 <Bastardly_One> oh well
58:00 <Bastardly_One> wheels
58:00 <Serenity> http://imgur.com/ptlN62q
58:00 <Bastardly_One> naked alternative chick site
58:00 <Bastardly_One> been around for years and years
59:00 <Bastardly_One> oh nice
59:00 <Bastardly_One> am sure at over angles she's more than curvy though
59:00 <Bastardly_One> the tummy kinda gives it away
59:00 <Bastardly_One> at *other angles
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
00:00 <Serenity> http://imgur.com/hFlBlxP
01:00 <Bastardly_One> she's be 9/10 without going a bit overboard on her tatts for her kind of frame IMO
01:00 <Bastardly_One> she's still up there in the yum dept though
01:00 <Saemon> she looks like 19
01:00 <Saemon> thought u said perving on chicks younger than your son is ew Bastardly_One
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought she might be the first one for a min but she hasn't got the collar/chest tatt
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, bit too young for me 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> but so are all of them ... 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> on that site
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I like pinups, burlesque dancing (to watch), etc
04:00 <Saemon> i hate your bald head i want to beat it like a bongo drum 
04:00 <Serenity> to be fair we said fucking someone younger than your own kids
04:00 <Bastardly_One> nude alt girls is just part of that kind of shit ... I like it but I don't think about it
04:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a difference between looking at alt models
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and wanting to fuck them
04:00 <Saemon> yeah but getting horny looking at a girl younger than his own son
04:00 <Saemon> is also nearly as bad
04:00 <Saemon> if not as bad
05:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like appreciating a good car but you might know you never will get one so you don't actually think about it 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> unlike you and most males I know I can seperate the two
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I can appreciate a female form without wanting to instantly bone it
05:00 <Saemon> so thats like
06:00 <Saemon> looking at pictures of your mother when she was in her prime
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
06:00 <Serenity> ........
06:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe Serenity wants to translate into retard
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I cannot be fucking bothered
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you've hurt my brain hours ago
07:00 <Saemon> what? you are talking about appreciating female forms without wanting to instantly bone it
07:00 <Serenity> how do you relate that to incest???????????
07:00 <Saemon> if u looked at a picture of your mother when she was 25
07:00 <Saemon> are u gona think she looked ugly?
07:00 <Saemon> what? im not talking about incest
07:00 <Saemon> im saying i understand what Bastardly_One is saying
08:00 <Serenity> .
08:00 <Serenity> no
08:00 <Serenity> you dont
08:00 <Bastardly_One> she looked cool in an objective way but the hairstyles were cool in the 60s
08:00 <Serenity> if you're comparing it to looking at your naked mother..
08:00 <Bastardly_One> mum had a beehive by the look of it 
08:00 <Saemon> no not naked mother
08:00 <Bastardly_One> you are such an annoying troll
09:00 <Serenity> i dont even understand the point of this troll
09:00 <Saemon> to my understanding, b1 said that he can look at pictures of women and appreciate their beauty withouth any sexual feelings towards them
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and?
09:00 <Saemon> and im saying thats true, its like looking at pictures of your female family members and relatives
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I just said my mum looked funky
09:00 <Bastardly_One> average but cool looking 
09:00 <Saemon> when one looks at a picture of his mother when she was 25 or something
09:00 <Bastardly_One> what's your point dickhead?
09:00 <Saemon> and says 'my mother is a beautiful woman'
10:00 <Bastardly_One> My nan looked fucking awesome in the 40s
10:00 <Saemon> theres no sexual connotations to that 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> what's your actual point?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> we've perving
10:00 <Bastardly_One> so there are suggestions
10:00 <Serenity> most normal people i know can look at their parents in pictures and say my mum was stunning
10:00 <Saemon> my point is i agree with a male being able to look at pictures of females without having sexual feelings
11:00 <Serenity> or my dad was handsome..
11:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're on topic ... but no, you're being obnoxious as usual
11:00 <Serenity> whats the fucking point
11:00 <Saemon> i was just adding to the conversation
11:00 <Saemon> jesus h christ
11:00 <Saemon> what is this, the spanish inquisition?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and if we're perving and you come up with that 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> in your usual sleazy fashion
11:00 <Serenity> fucking hell
11:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf are we meant to think
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and people should be glad we're back to getting along ... only when she drinks but she's been drinking all week so all good so far :P
12:00 <Saemon> whos back to getting along with who?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> nevermind
13:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll just lose my patience like I did when you acted like a jilted lover because I decided to have a break from irc with same gaming for a while
14:00 <Serenity> you make me want to scoop my brains out with a melon baller
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and we know how that went
14:00 <Bastardly_One> uh huh 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
14:00 <Bastardly_One> no crap
15:00 <Bastardly_One> my mum looks identical to me in the face
15:00 <Serenity> that sneaky slut maurice left
15:00 <Bastardly_One> to when I was ... *checks the back of the pic*
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought she'd come back after a ping out
15:00 <Bastardly_One> he must of come in from the shed
16:00 <Saemon> ...your mum looks identical to you in the face?
16:00 <Saemon> so that pic of you that was being posted around
16:00 <Bastardly_One> 19 mths old I was 
16:00 <Saemon> of when u had long hair
16:00 <Saemon> does oyurmum look like that?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and she looks identical ... put a bit of age on her
17:00 <Bastardly_One> some people change over time
17:00 <Saemon> hrm i can imagne it
17:00 <Saemon> fair enough
17:00 <Saemon> i look more like my uncle
17:00 <Saemon> its wierd
17:00 <Bastardly_One> how old are you exactly?
17:00 <Saemon> because my uncle really looks like my mother
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a hush hush baby IMO
18:00 <Saemon> but i dont look like my dad at all everyone says
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I look like my mother but can't see if for the life of me 
18:00 <Saemon> yeah thats common
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yet my mum says I'm my dad all over
18:00 <Bastardly_One> he supposedly died
18:00 <Saemon> wat about your sister?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> hence the I reckon I'm a bastard comment
19:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know
19:00 <Saemon> he supposedly died?
19:00 <Saemon> wat does that mean?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't reckon we all look anything like each other
19:00 <Bastardly_One> means what I said
19:00 <Saemon> did he faked his death?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I question it 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I reckon I'm just a bastard ... which is no big deal
19:00 <Bastardly_One> if I was
19:00 <Saemon> what do u question about it?
19:00 <Saemon> do u think he is still alive?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> in english 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you're stupid ... it's really annoying
20:00 <Saemon> he is in england?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> in english ... as I was saying
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I'm a simple accident
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you cannot be as stupid as you act
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd not be able to function 
20:00 <Saemon> stop speaking in riddles and speak plainly 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> how much more simple can it be put you dumb cunt
21:00 <Saemon> u just said "in english" outta nowhere
21:00 <Saemon> whats in english??
21:00 <Saemon> what about english?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> she got pregnant, didn't work out along the line IMO
21:00 <Bastardly_One> not fucking hard to understand ... Jesus
22:00 <Bastardly_One> now, I'm going to do something before you make me want to hurt you
22:00 <Saemon> ah so she got pregnant with you, then he (your bilogical father) left her, and she married a new man
22:00 <Saemon> and told you your real father died
22:00 <Saemon> is this what you are saying?
23:00 <Saemon> is that why you said "he supposedly died" ?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> who said they're married?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> couples can be together decades and not get married
24:00 <Saemon> ahhhh iccc
24:00 <Saemon> <Bastardly_One> I think I'm a simple accident
24:00 <Bastardly_One> could not care less personally
24:00 <Saemon> so your father is your real father, they just had sex and did not use protection and had u
24:00 <Bastardly_One> just doesn't add up in my own eyes
24:00 <Bastardly_One> or whatever
25:00 <Bastardly_One> but he's not dead ... just didn't stay in the picture long
25:00 <Saemon> who told you he died then?
25:00 <Saemon> your mum?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> australia was pretty conservative back then 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's the end of that convo because I can't be fucked 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> like I said, you hurt my brain at the best of times
26:00 <Saemon> nah man
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and anything seems too hard for you not to ask 50 questions about it 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
26:00 <Saemon> you just need to get to the point more easily with what you say
27:00 <Saemon> you think speaking in riddles and shit makes u seem more sophisticated or something
27:00 <Bastardly_One> go to Google right now
27:00 <Saemon> u aint shakepeare
27:00 <Bastardly_One> hit play on the doodle
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and mouse over to read it 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that's you
27:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking dung beetle
28:00 <Saemon> omg
28:00 <Saemon> lol have you been following the kevin nash
28:00 <Saemon> and roddy piper situation?
28:00 <Saemon> nash when on an epic twitter rant 
28:00 <Saemon> fucken hell man he sounds like a fucken teenager
28:00 <Saemon> ive seriously lost alot of respect for him
30:00 <Saemon> http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/news/kevin-nash-i-just-spoke-to-roddy-piper-on-the-phone
30:00 <Bastardly_One> this sums it up
30:00 <Bastardly_One> x-pac's view and he was there
30:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/news/320295
33:00 <Saemon> can what x-pac says really be believed though?
33:00 <Saemon> obviously he's biased n gonna back up he's best buddy k-nash
33:00 <Bastardly_One> usually
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, true but he's usually up front
34:00 <Bastardly_One> even back in his glory days he would openly admit being as stoned as fuck as much as possible
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and up front in interviews so can't see why he wouldn't on twitter
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and seriously, who cares as much as you do?
34:00 <Saemon> yeah but for me, since pacs also a clique member i cant believe it. i would only believe it if someone whose not really buddies with either nash or piper says it
35:00 <Saemon> apparently flair and bischoff was there in the room too
35:00 <Saemon> i would like to hear their accounts
36:00 <Saemon> <Bastardly_One> even back in his glory days he would openly admit being as stoned as fuck as much as possible
36:00 <Saemon> <Bastardly_One> and up front in interviews so can't see why he wouldn't on twitter
36:00 <Saemon> yeah but the difference this time is that
36:00 <Saemon> its a story about his buddy kevin nash getting owned by piper
37:00 <Saemon> nash's reputation is at stake
37:00 <Saemon> of course x-pac would be on his best friends side on this one
37:00 <Bastardly_One> seeing as you collect this wank
37:00 <Bastardly_One> the price for all 6 is good
37:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.ringsidecollectibles.com/mattel-wwe-elite-27.html
38:00 <Bastardly_One> a guy I know who collects all sorts of figurines just got those 
39:00 <Saemon> $124.99 for all 6 is a cool price
39:00 <Saemon> but from that site, how much is the postage?
39:00 <Serenity> http://imgur.com/ugqPAFE
39:00 <Saemon> ringside collectables is nortorius for its rip-off postage and handling cost
40:00 <Saemon> postage is like $50 per figure
40:00 <Saemon> so thats like $300 on top of that $124.99
41:00 <Bastardly_One> OH!
41:00 <Saemon> i love collecting WWE action figures, but even i have limits to my obession.
41:00 <Bastardly_One> perfect for you
41:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.ringsidecollectibles.com/ringside-exclusive-wheelchair-playset-rex-051.html
41:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
41:00 <Bastardly_One> *smug*
42:00 <Saemon> LMAO
42:00 <Saemon> u ass
42:00 <Saemon> xD
42:00 <Saemon> rofl its got crutches n everything too
45:00 <Saemon> well Bastardly_One this is perfect for YOU
45:00 <Saemon> http://www.ringsidecollectibles.com/loose-toy-wrestling-figure-accessories-lacc-007.html
45:00 <Saemon> heh heh heh heh :P
45:00 <Saemon> tooshayed.
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm over this convo too 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Hulk Hogan has always slightly pissed me off
48:00 <Saemon> howcome?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> just don't like him
48:00 <Saemon> im happy that his finally back in wwe though
48:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing wrong with him exactly
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not
48:00 <Bastardly_One> like fuck off and retire cunt
48:00 <Saemon> like him or hate him, u cant deny his history with the company
49:00 <Saemon> yeah i agree with you
49:00 <Serenity> http://www.vicegameparlor.com/2011/07/tower-defense.html
49:00 <Serenity> this game..
49:00 <Serenity> years now.. still addictive
49:00 <Saemon> what i meant was that, im glad he's back affiliated with that brand, that company again
49:00 <Saemon> cause he did help put it on the map, cant deny that
49:00 <Saemon> vince cant
49:00 <Saemon> no matter how much he wanted/wants too
50:00 <Saemon> before when he was blacklisted from wwe and in tna, it just felt wrong
50:00 <Saemon> sayin this, i dont want to see him wrestle on tv every week taking the spot from the younger guys of course
50:00 <Saemon> im just glad he's back with wwe overall again
51:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, moving on
59:00 <Saemon> what was the reason
00:00 <Saemon> that the referendum in 99 didnt get the yes for becoming a republic?
00:00 <Saemon> what would be the difference?
00:00 <Saemon> its not like we arent independent from england
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I should watch this week's RAW
05:00 <Bastardly_One> can't be fucked
05:00 <Saemon> whys that>
06:00 <Saemon> oh
06:00 <Saemon> well its not out yet
06:00 <Saemon> not until like 2pm tomoro at least
06:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAExnkOcIJA
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How Many Peeps Can A .50 Cal Go Through? Part 2 (Apr 17, 2014) 1:59 - Category: Science and Technology - 481,456 views - 5,537 likes (95.9%), 238 dislikes (4.1%)
14:00 <BlackDevil> Saemon http://dailygarlic.com/userImages/600_phrasing-40204.jpg
17:00 <ZeroDistance> life's a trip
17:00 <ZeroDistance> but for Saemon
17:00 <ZeroDistance> it's a rolllllllerrrrcoaster
17:00 <ZeroDistance> hahah
17:00 <ZeroDistance> jar having, put dick into to piss havin' motherfucker
21:00 <Bonny> yo
25:00 <Saemon> panda
25:00 <Saemon> xox
25:00 <Saemon> hey Bonny
25:00 <Saemon> mornin
25:00 <Saemon> lol
32:00 <Bonny> yo Saemon
42:00 <Saemon> holy fuck
43:00 <Saemon> ckckckck
55:00 <Bonny> hey DragonMaster
07:00 <BlackDevil> Netflix is preparing to raise its prices for the first time in three years
07:00 <Flossy> do we even get netflix
19:00 <BlackDevil> i dont know
19:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.netflixaustralianow.com.au/
19:00 <Flossy> i feel bad that my kids arent going to get a chance to work in a video rental store
19:00 <Flossy> was one of my favourite jobs
23:00 <mattyd> it will come back into fashion in 10-20 yrs
24:00 <Flossy> albany now has no video ezya, civic and blockbuster seem to be on shaky ground as well
24:00 <Mew> video ezy was my fav
24:00 <BlackDevil> it will be USB videos
24:00 <Mew> they had the best deals
24:00 <BlackDevil> no dvds
24:00 <BlackDevil> or tapes
25:00 <BlackDevil> and software has to be installed to watch it
25:00 <mattyd> if u r runnin windoze 10 it is already installed tho
26:00 <BlackDevil> no i think it will be 3rd party shit
26:00 <BlackDevil> ads
26:00 <BlackDevil> trailers
26:00 <BlackDevil> cant skip it
26:00 <Mew> do you reckon the internet will ever phase out like casette tapes and vinyls? 
26:00 <Flossy> yeah seems right
27:00 <BlackDevil> nah
27:00 <BlackDevil> internet is life
27:00 <Flossy> the internet will prob keep changing and adapting it wont go away all together i dont reckon
27:00 <Mew> people thought casette tapes were life when they came out
27:00 <BlackDevil> you can still get cassettes
27:00 <Flossy> yeah and they adapted into other things
28:00 <Flossy> records aswell
28:00 <Mew> the internet isnt really adapting in a good way though
28:00 <Mew> its just becoming more of a giant honeypot
28:00 <BlackDevil> porn is good for the internet
28:00 <Mew> surely people will eventually get sick of everything they do on the net being tracked
29:00 <Flossy> lol i went into an adult shop last week i couldne believe how much the dvds are
29:00 <Mew> YES
29:00 <Flossy> can people actually be paying that with what they can get on the internet
29:00 <BlackDevil> because you never paid for them?
29:00 <Mew> they still sell video tapes in the one we go to
29:00 <Mew> and theyre like $20 each
29:00 <Mew> for a fucking video tape
29:00 <Flossy> these were like 35-40
29:00 <Mew> yeah i think the dvds were around that too
29:00 <BlackDevil> yea they have to get money from pirated shit
29:00 <Flossy> i havent physically bought a dvd/bluray for at least a year
30:00 <BlackDevil> so keep pirating
30:00 <Flossy> dipshit i download
30:00 <Flossy> origin
30:00 <Flossy> or the ps3 one
30:00 <Flossy> i live in the middle of nowhere, i said i dont PHYSICALLY buy them
31:00 <BlackDevil> just pussy pal and lube
33:00 <Mew> spoooooooooooooooonge
33:00 <Flossy> lol i didnt see the n in my head
33:00 <Mew> LOL
33:00 <Mew> spooooooooooooooooooooge
33:00 <Flossy> hahaha
33:00 <Flossy> well done!
34:00 <Mew> woohoooooooo cum festival
34:00 <Flossy> rofl
34:00 <Mew> cum for everyone!!!
34:00 <Flossy> omg when i was in the sex shop i freaked out over the sex toys
34:00 <Flossy> im such a noob
34:00 <Flossy> the ones that are like half a person
34:00 <Mew> yeah theres some wacky shit out there now
34:00 <Flossy> it looks like someones cut up a body and kept the sex parts lol
35:00 <Flossy> it terrified me
35:00 <Flossy> one was cut in half so u could see the fake vagina/butthole, all i think is "yeah that looks REAL easy to clean..."
35:00 <Mew> we got bens brother a big latex fist for his birthday and he didnt get mail delivered for a week and couldnt work out why
35:00 <Flossy> ROFL
35:00 <Mew> his bulldog was running up to the mailman with the latex fist in his mouth and trying to beat him with it
36:00 <Mew> so he just skipped him for a week
36:00 <Flossy> hahahaha thats fantastic
36:00 <Flossy> well i accidentally got someones mail- it was a bible and a "we love jesus!" dvd
36:00 <Mew> awwww
36:00 <Flossy> i took it back to post office and told them i nearly fucking burst into flames in my car
36:00 <Mew> hahaha
37:00 <Flossy> i was like wtf are they giving away free bibles now???
37:00 <Mew> bring them back a pile of ashes
37:00 <Mew> "dis happnd"
37:00 <Flossy> the lol is i couldve kept it....but it wasnt worth anything to me lol
37:00 <Mew> yeah they always have gimmicky religious shit
38:00 <Flossy> later on i told my neighbour why i get someones bible shit instead of someones double ended dildo
38:00 <Mew> when i was little i rang up some number from the tv cos they were giving away a free cassette tape (of all things lol) and when it arrived it was all jesusy shit
38:00 <Flossy> at least fuck up PROPERLY
38:00 <Flossy> rofl mew
38:00 <Flossy> i told them im athiest when they came to my door
38:00 <Flossy> they just stood there
38:00 <Flossy> i thought it would make them leave
38:00 <Flossy> but they didnt move
39:00 <Mew> theyre persistent little fuckers
39:00 <Mew> i actually dont think that would be such a bad job if you werent religious
39:00 <Mew> just to see the types of people that invite you into their house
39:00 <Flossy> its mean when they bring the little kids
39:00 <Mew> you'd get shitloads of tea and biscuits from lonely old ladies
39:00 <Flossy> they do it in the height of summer so u feel sorry for them
39:00 <Mew> i think id do it just for them
40:00 <Mew> i love old people lol
40:00 <Mew> OH MY GOD
40:00 <Mew> the mormons
40:00 <Mew> that wear the full suits in 40 degree heat
40:00 <Flossy> i was like, so yeah, not interested..... K BYE! *shuts door*
40:00 <Flossy> lolYES
40:00 <Flossy> thats who they were
40:00 <Mew> you'd wanna hope their god is supplying them with some kind of internal air conditioning effect
40:00 <Flossy> they push all sorts of shit under my shop door
41:00 <Flossy> but the dont come to my house or my shop anymore, just walk past and scowl
41:00 <Mew> hahaha
41:00 <Mew> how'd you defeat them?
41:00 <Flossy> im like *smiles and waves emphatically in front window*
41:00 <Mew> ben used to answer our door naked when we lived in adelaide
41:00 <beehhh> winter chill in australia Mew?
41:00 <Mew> that gets you on the blacklist pretty quick i think
41:00 <Flossy> i just kept telling them im athiest
42:00 <Flossy> and i really am so maybe they knew i was being totally honest
42:00 <Flossy> who knows
42:00 <beehhh> i hate young people they expects too much
42:00 <Mew> whats the other one
42:00 <Flossy> "if i dont have time to watch disney this morning i dont have time to listen to your shit"
42:00 <Mew> agnostic?
43:00 <beehhh> girls think as they are queen elizabeth n im their black slave
43:00 <beehhh> guys are the worst
44:00 <Flossy> whats young beehhh
44:00 <beehhh> 20's trouble maker
44:00 <Flossy> im 24
45:00 <beehhh> i have a tokarev
45:00 <Mew> im 23
45:00 <Mew> lets make trouble
45:00 <Flossy> rofl
45:00 <beehhh> my other nick name should be 'butcher' but then i wont have many friends
46:00 <Flossy> yeah, thats why....
46:00 <beehhh> Liberal is better off then green or labor, dont think they will do any better for the pensioners
48:00 <Flossy> politics
52:00 <Mew> which one will let you back into australia beehhh
54:00 <Mew> i used a drill yesterday
55:00 <Mew> felt like a real man
55:00 <beehhh> wine makes my stool go softer
55:00 <Mew> GET OUT
56:00 <beehhh> i come every night in my dreams
56:00 <Mew> come in here calling us trouble makers then trying to drop the politics bomb and your stool NOW YOUR WET DREAMS?
56:00 <Mew> why are you even breathing
57:00 <beehhh> are you my dexter?
57:00 <Mew> nope
57:00 <beehhh> since when you are chinese?
58:00 <beehhh> what Im saying is liberal is a good party
58:00 <beehhh> if you breathe you need to shit dont you
58:00 <Mew> exactly
58:00 <Mew> so if you stop breathing you wont need to shit
58:00 <Mew> win win
59:00 <beehhh> then i'll have to shit thru my mouth and you wont like that
59:00 <beehhh> lose lose
59:00 <Mew> id thoroughly enjoy that
59:00 <beehhh> speak to my hadn cause the face aint talking to ya
00:00 <Mew> is it your wiping hand?
00:00 <beehhh> yes
00:00 <Mew> ew
00:00 <beehhh> i use tissue
00:00 <beehhh> waste of natural resources
01:00 <beehhh> alfa one mayonnise is awesomely wonderful from nz with 70% rice bran oil
02:00 <Mew> do your friends think its weird that you like all this aus/nz food?
02:00 <beehhh> you are my only friend
02:00 <Mew> well this is awkward..
02:00 <BlackDevil> boondocks
03:00 <beehhh> only awkward if you not lived in oz for 11years when your were a youth
03:00 <BlackDevil> is on tonight
03:00 <beehhh> things have changed many had to betray and show their back on me
03:00 <Mew> those guys are hot
03:00 <beehhh> i also like hot guys
05:00 <beehhh> wine can gives you pleasent dream but not seeing nightmares as often as you used to do
06:00 <beehhh> 2 girls were dead in watsonia killed by their father only 35 im 38 n still single
06:00 <beehhh> correction: have a tranny gf
07:00 <Mew> i really dont understand how you're still a regular in here
07:00 <beehhh> john cillick
07:00 <Mew> less annoying people have been perm banned
08:00 <Mew> are you wearing a protection amulet? 
08:00 <beehhh> there were none backups at all
08:00 <beehhh> im not a soldier
08:00 <beehhh> stars are protecting me
09:00 <Mew> are you bribing the ops with nudes?
09:00 <Mew> if you
09:00 <Mew> if you're not, you should be
09:00 <beehhh> i guess top levels got softpenis
10:00 <Mew> o no he diiiiidnt
10:00 <beehhh> grace never shined on me back there either
11:00 <beehhh> should hit the library have a good one yo'll
11:00 <Mew> success
13:00 <BlackDevil> Mew
14:00 <Mew> BlackDevil
14:00 <BlackDevil> hi mate
14:00 <Mew> hey mate
15:00 <BlackDevil> http://uberhumor.com/this-is-a-phone-charger
16:00 <Mew> you could put your penis in there
16:00 <BlackDevil> tits
16:00 <BlackDevil> vagina
16:00 <Mew> or tits 
17:00 <BlackDevil> i said tits
17:00 <Mew> ye
18:00 <Mew> is that DragonMaster's code word?
18:00 <BlackDevil> penis name
20:00 <Mew> BlackDick
20:00 <Fez> Boobs
21:00 <Mew> black cawk down
23:00 <Q{{> hello cuties
24:00 <Fez> You got a black 1 q?
24:00 <Q{{> black what?
24:00 <Q{{> i got black hair
25:00 <Q{{> everything else yellowish white and brown
25:00 <Mew> thats such an indian thing to say
25:00 <Q{{> what else u want to know fez
25:00 <Q{{> i didnt know that
25:00 <Fez> Alot of things
25:00 <Q{{> i didnt know that, mew
26:00 <Fez> Are you a curry muncher?
26:00 <Mew> hes in denial
26:00 <Q{{> any lifes mysteries u want answered,fez?
26:00 <Mew> about what he does with curry
26:00 <Q{{> im not indian
26:00 <Mew> see that broken english?
26:00 <Q{{> i do eat various curries occasionally
26:00 <Fez> I do
27:00 <Fez> Ibet he is wearing a turbin
27:00 <Fez> (Sp)
27:00 <Q{{> (sp)?
27:00 <Mew> spelling.. lol
27:00 <Fez> Maybe 2 cuz he is so indian
27:00 <Mew> yeah it'd be the biggest turban in the world
28:00 <Mew> and it probably smells like white pepper and curry powder
28:00 <Fez> More indian from apu from tge kwikimart
28:00 <Mew> with a hint of head sweat and naan
28:00 <Q{{> arent turban hot to wear
28:00 <Q{{> and theyre in hot climate too
28:00 <Mew> are they?
28:00 <Fez> Yea and a red dot at the front
29:00 <Q{{> red dot is called bindi
29:00 <Mew> LOL
29:00 <Fez> See
29:00 <Q{{> steve irvin daughter is called bindi
29:00 <Fez> You are mega indian
29:00 <Q{{> we gone thru this before
29:00 <Mew> can you show us a pic of yourself Q{{ so we know you're not indian?
29:00 <Q{{> ok
29:00 <Fez> Your in bollywood movies arent you?
29:00 <Q{{> i got 1 pic
30:00 <Q{{> let me look for it
30:00 <Q{{> no i not in bollywood movies
30:00 <Fez> Is it of youre black lentgh?
30:00 <Q{{> bollywood films got hot chicks
30:00 <Q{{> waitup, let me look for me pic
30:00 <Fez> I dont find indians attractive
30:00 <Fez> Do you mew?
31:00 <Mew>  hell no
31:00 <simba> Q is this really ugly trannie looking guy hes like 45 its hilarious
31:00 <simba> hes genuinely hideous
32:00 <Q{{> http://s3.postimg.org/up0h119sj/4_Q5.png
32:00 <Q{{> thats me
32:00 <Q{{> thats the only pic i got
32:00 <Q{{> no kidding
32:00 <simba> liar
32:00 <simba> i saw the other one
32:00 <Mew> so you are indian
33:00 <Q{{> they auto renamed my pic 4_Q5 
33:00 <Q{{> lol
33:00 <Q{{> funny
33:00 <Q{{> i got that mask in au
33:00 <Fez> What would u give him out of 10 mew?
33:00 <BlackDevil> Mew http://i.4cdn.org/b/1398130384026.jpg
33:00 <Q{{> i look better without the mask
34:00 <Mew> was that taken on a webcam Q{{?
34:00 <Mew> take one without the mask then
34:00 <Fez> Lol blackdevil
34:00 <simba> Q link the other photo in that series where we can see ur wrinkly face
34:00 <Q{{> i dont have webcam on this puter
34:00 <Q{{> i took that one with laptop puter
34:00 <Q{{> which is in car
34:00 <Q{{> i rarely ever take pic
34:00 <Mew> dont you have a phone?
34:00 <Q{{> i do
35:00 <Q{{> but i not take pic
35:00 <Mew> why?
35:00 <Mew> y u not take pic?
35:00 <Mew> pls?
35:00 <Mew> u take pic yes?
35:00 <Q{{> if i take pic, i wont put online
35:00 <Q{{> to reduce my exposure
35:00 <Fez> Pretty pls
35:00 <Mew> y u not put online?
35:00 <Mew> pix not online y tho?
35:00 <Q{{> cozz
35:00 <Q{{> :D
35:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/1398128795107.jpg
35:00 <Mew> also hi simba good morning howsitgoin
35:00 <Fez> U take pic. Put online. We see
35:00 <simba> hes embarassed clearly
36:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/1398129061470.jpg
36:00 <Mew> he knows we know hes indian
36:00 <Fez> Scary tits
36:00 <simba> i dont understand why people pay for a netflix subscription so they have access to a small amount of tv shows that netflix offer, why not just use the internet to download shows you want
36:00 <Mew> jesus christ what is wrong with those boobs
37:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/1398129588538.jpg
37:00 <Fez> Everything
37:00 <simba> yuck BlackDevil stop linking your nerdy flat chested 4chan """babes"""
37:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/1398129195899.jpg
37:00 <BlackDevil> this is what you want simba? http://i.4cdn.org/b/1398126003218.jpg
37:00 <simba> stop
37:00 <Mew> what the fuck
37:00 <simba> nobody cares about 4chan anymore u giant nerd
37:00 <Q{{> imagine u see it first time
38:00 <Q{{> last one was ok
38:00 <Q{{> was good
38:00 <Q{{> but what about others
38:00 <Q{{> how u react to it
38:00 <BlackDevil> i think simba doesnt like seeing girls tits
38:00 <simba> you dont link photos of girls?
38:00 <Fez> Maybe boy tits
38:00 <Q{{> how u today, simba, sweety
38:00 <BlackDevil> let me see if there are any
38:00 <simba> pls no more 4chan links
40:00 <BlackDevil> sorry no guys
40:00 <BlackDevil> here simba http://i.4cdn.org/p/1398125113504.jpg
40:00 <simba> man what part of "no 4chan links" does this american idiot not understand
41:00 <Mew> whoooooooooooa
41:00 <simba> Nobody has EVER clicked ur linx sorry
41:00 <Mew> i completely forgot about that song
41:00 <Mew> i remember everyone thrashed it in year 8/9
41:00 <DemonsRun> Now who is that?!
41:00 <simba> BlackDevil still listens to green day and slip knot
41:00 <Mew> thats sad
42:00 <Q{{> what song mew
42:00 <Mew> oh for fucks sake
42:00 <simba> shut up Q
42:00 <Q{{> mews songs are decent
42:00 <BlackDevil> what song Mew?
42:00 <simba> fucking americans
42:00 <simba> see how much they slow the place down
42:00 <Q{{> stop being simba, hun
43:00 <Q{{> stop being mean simba, hun
43:00 <simba> yuck
43:00 <simba> fucking die Q 
43:00 <Q{{> u need a haircut darlin
43:00 <Q{{> u had ur haircut yet
43:00 <simba> what are you talking about
43:00 <simba> you have absolutely no idea what i look like
43:00 <simba> stop trying to get my picture you gross trannie
43:00 <Q{{> last time i saw pic of u on paltalk
43:00 <Q{{> u had long hair
43:00 <Mew> seriously
44:00 <simba> paltalk?!?!
44:00 <BlackDevil> simba, did you take you pills today?
44:00 <Mew> whos dick are Q{{ and beehhh sucking to not be perm banned
44:00 <simba> do you think im beagle or something
44:00 <Mew> its you isnt it BlackDevil 
44:00 <simba> this guy is fucking lost
44:00 <simba> i have never used paltalk m8
44:00 <BlackDevil> why you think you are not banned Mew ?
45:00 <Q{{> i could have sworn u used to do that
45:00 <Q{{> oh well must have been someone else 
45:00 <simba> youre a fucking dumbass Q
45:00 <Mew> cos im hot 
46:00 <Q{{> i dont agree with u simbo
46:00 <Mew> and i do wot i want
46:00 <DemonsRun> BlackDevil: You accept a dick sucking for immunity?
46:00 <simba> paltalk is for ugly old kents like you that are genuinely looking for a partner using software like that
46:00 <Q{{> i can tell ur real upset from ur vulgarities
46:00 <Q{{> so i leave u alone for now
46:00 <Mew> i leave u alone now
46:00 <DemonsRun> That sounds like a good deal
46:00 <BlackDevil> yea simba gets angry for no reason
47:00 <simba> stfu american!!!!!!!
47:00 <Mew> he was probably thinking of beagle
47:00 <Q{{> ^ what up with him
47:00 <BlackDevil> simba calm down or i will make you
47:00 <Q{{> sounds like he's mouth is foaming
47:00 <simba> ok honestly BlackDevil can you stop talking to me
47:00 <BlackDevil> rabies?
47:00 <BlackDevil> or a brown snake bit him
47:00 <Q{{> better give him a break before he gets heart failure from irc
48:00 <Mew> did you know they have to pay for anti venom in india if they get bitten by a browny
48:00 <Q{{> so what songs u were talking about before mew
48:00 <Mew> its something ridiculous like $10K aswell
48:00 <simba> witness da thickness
48:00 <simba> holy shit lmao
48:00 <simba> Q u r so dumb it hurts 
49:00 <BlackDevil> Lindsay Lohan says she suffered a miscarriage
49:00 <Mew> it probably only costs them $4 but they jack the price up so the population doesnt get anymore overcrowded
49:00 <Q{{> only dumb ppl get hurt from other dumb ppl
49:00 <Mew> she mustve pooped out the condom
50:00 <Mew> MY BABY!!!!!!!!!!
50:00 <DemonsRun> ^^
50:00 <Q{{> <-- is smart and knows a lot, lil ppl like simba cant say anything to affect me
50:00 <simba> lol
50:00 <simba> shut up trannie
50:00 <DemonsRun> Q{{: It's in your own mind that you're smart.
51:00 <Q{{> yah im a legend in my own mind too
51:00 <Q{{> thx for pointing that out
51:00 <Q{{> not just in the minds of other
51:00 <DemonsRun> No one else thinks of you that way.
51:00 <Q{{> omg someone got botted
51:00 <Q{{> booted*
52:00 <Q{{> yes they do 
52:00 <Q{{> lots of ppl irl
52:00 <DemonsRun> Righto.
53:00 <Q{{> anyhow anyone got good links to share
53:00 <BlackDevil> what kind of links?
53:00 <Q{{> wb mew
53:00 <BlackDevil> `op Mew
54:00 <BlackDevil> hey Mew
54:00 <BlackDevil> want ops?
54:00 <Mew> no thanks ops are gay
54:00 <Mew> ha ha HA 
54:00 <BlackDevil> yea i mean Kynetic, Longie, Serenity, and stebie
55:00 <BlackDevil> all gay
55:00 <Mew> gay as aids
55:00 <Mew> dont forget ChanOP
56:00 <Fez> Chanop is like the town bike
56:00 <Mew> and you're half gay BlackDevil
56:00 <BlackDevil> so i have a chance with you Mew
56:00 <Mew> aaaaaaaaaaaabsolutely not
56:00 <BlackDevil> what if i bring Q{{ ?
56:00 <Fez> No one like a halfcast
56:00 <Fez> I think
56:00 <Fez> :P
57:00 <Mew> theres actually some insanely attractive halfcast people
57:00 <Fez> Like..
58:00 <Fez> Ron jeremy?
58:00 <mrdanger> ops make you gay in the face
59:00 <Mew> ill try find some pics Fez 
59:00 <mrdanger> halfcast hey
59:00 <Mew> but like halfcast chicks with olive skin and bright blue eyes
00:00 <Fez> Not my thing aye
00:00 <mrdanger> does anyone else find the term incredibly offensive?
00:00 <mrdanger> i mean, im not one for PC cuntishness, but that one just irks me
00:00 <Fez> What about quatercast?
01:00 <mrdanger> and its caste isnt it?
01:00 <Fez> Is that one ok?
01:00 <Fez> No
01:00 <Fez> Its not
01:00 <mrdanger> dont make me google it
01:00 <Fez> Halfcast with a half cask
01:00 <Fez> Lol
01:00 <DemonsRun> Someone dress me?
01:00 <Fez> Go ahead
02:00 <mrdanger> The word "Caste" derives from Latin translating into "Pure." So when put together, half-caste actually means half-pure.
02:00 <mrdanger> thanks google
02:00 <mrdanger> you're always on my side
02:00 <Fez> Yep
02:00 <Mew> oh no shit
03:00 <Mew> thx mrdanger 
03:00 <mrdanger> no problem, how else am I going to spend my sick day? 
04:00 <Q{{> im back BlackDevil 
04:00 <Fez> So halfcast isnt offensive
04:00 <Fez> Ta
06:00 <Q{{> if i find chick i spend a fortnight at katalina island
06:00 <Q{{> else i spend whole month doing my own work
07:00 <Mew> at the katalina wine mixer?!
07:00 <Q{{> i dont know what they got there
07:00 <Q{{> they got hotels for sure
07:00 <Q{{> ticket to hawaii is only $99
08:00 <Mew> rihanna is mixed race i think
08:00 <Mew> shes pretty hot
08:00 <Q{{> https://www.google.com/maps/place/Santa+Catalina+Island/@33.3881607,-118.4548689,12z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m2!3m1!1s0x80dd6f237be18b25:0x3e59a3d5c5f50eab
09:00 <Q{{> yeh she would be mixed
09:00 <Q{{> most of the mix are beautiful
09:00 <Mew> http://cdn.urbanislandz.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Rihanna-twerk.jpg
09:00 <Q{{> there was experiment done with foto morphng
10:00 <Fez> Rhianna. Pass
10:00 <Q{{> they showed ppl pictures
10:00 <Mew> if she walked up to you and pushed her boobs together like that you'd say no
10:00 <Fez> Yup
10:00 <Q{{> and ppl say face that was end result of morphing 40 faces were the most beautiful
11:00 <Q{{> i would not do rhiana
11:00 <Mew> i would
11:00 <Q{{> i not find her attractive 
11:00 <Q{{> for some reason
12:00 <Mew> its cos you're indian
12:00 <Q{{> its prolly coz of combination of reasons
12:00 <Q{{> tats is one
12:00 <Q{{> her voice and way she sing prolly another
12:00 <Q{{> :D
13:00 <Fez> I like girls that look real
13:00 <Q{{> want to see my english gf mew?
13:00 <Q{{> ex
13:00 <Q{{> shes hot
14:00 <Mew> sure
14:00 <Mew> where does she live?
14:00 <Fez> He said ex
14:00 <Fez> Poor q
14:00 <Q{{> sussex in uk
15:00 <Q{{> she works as time manager and pr for celeb
15:00 <Mew> did you live over there with her? or was she living with you?
16:00 <Q{{> i stayed with her for 30months in india
16:00 <Q{{> 3months*
16:00 <Mew> did u sex her?
16:00 <Q{{> yeh
16:00 <Mew> niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
16:00 <Mew> wheres the pic
19:00 <Fez> Pic pic pic pic
19:00 <Mew> mrdanger what sickness have u got?
19:00 <Mew> or are you pulling a sicky
22:00 <Q{{> there u go
22:00 <Q{{> we went on bike tour that day
23:00 <Q{{> ok i contact her to come over
23:00 <Q{{> will see what she say :D
25:00 <Q{{> what u think mew
25:00 <Q{{> is she pretty?
26:00 <Q{{> where everyone goes
28:00 <Q{{> When China started its economic liberalisation in the late 1970s, fewer than 18% of its citizens lived in cities. 
28:00 <Q{{> Now more than half do.
31:00 <Q{{> link me some songs mew pls
32:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO_KyTtJg10
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Darcy Oake's jaw-dropping dove illusions | Britain's Got Talent 2014 (Apr 19, 2014) 3:53 - Category: Entertainment - 3,469,504 views - 29,382 likes (97.1%), 865 dislikes (2.9%)
32:00 <Q{{> will see
35:00 <Q{{> :D
35:00 <Q{{> pretty good
35:00 <Q{{> yeh life time of practice
35:00 <Mew> i dont know any songs soz
35:00 <Q{{> thats what it takes nowadays
36:00 <Q{{> ah ok then
39:00 <Q{{> <-- listening to: Françoiz breut - 10 La nuit repose
39:00 <Q{{> no youtube link
39:00 <Q{{> too bad
40:00 <Q{{> i found it 
40:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3ZU9kcEpUI
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Francoiz Breut - La nuit repose (Apr 15, 2013) 3:29 - Category: Music - 428 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
41:00 <Q{{> i think she been to melbourne
42:00 <Q{{> http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2004/02/18/1077072693031.html?from=storyrhs
43:00 <Q{{> corner hotel
43:00 <Q{{> i been to that hatel too
43:00 <Q{{> wow
43:00 <Q{{> i missed out on her show
44:00 <Fez> U got easter bunny dick?
47:00 <Q{{> i should be so lucky :D
49:00 <Fez> U like chocolate
51:00 <Q{{> back
51:00 <Q{{> i like the finest chocolates
51:00 <Fez> Like what
51:00 <Q{{> want to get ideas from supra
52:00 <Fez> Chocolate dicks?
52:00 <Q{{> but he doesnt come on irc anymore
52:00 <Q{{> chocolate boobs
52:00 <Q{{> :D
54:00 <Q{{> above article describes Francoiz Breut as female Leonard Cohen 
54:00 <Q{{> so i gonna listen to one of his songs too
55:00 <Q{{> above article describes Francoiz Breut as female Leonard Cohen 
55:00 <Mew> are you still talking to yourself?
55:00 <Q{{> she been to melb 
55:00 <Q{{> yeh
55:00 <Q{{> :D
55:00 <Q{{> coz no1 chat with me
55:00 <Q{{> fez was here
56:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3Fkuq5Lf0Q
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Leonard Cohen - Hallelujah (original studio version)+Lyrics (Nov 14, 2009) 4:37 - Category: Music - 3,932,411 views - 11,243 likes (96.9%), 358 dislikes (3.1%)
57:00 <Mew> mrdanger told me he wants to chat with you in pm Q{{ 
57:00 <Mew> wtf why is simba banned?!
57:00 <Q{{> who is mrdanger?
58:00 <Mew> look in the list of nicknames
58:00 <Q{{> is he rude?
58:00 <Mew> no hes dangerous
58:00 <Mew> hohohohohohohohohooooooooooooooooo
58:00 <Q{{> sure i talk to mrdanger 
58:00 <Mew> excellent
59:00 <Q{{> he's not in channel
59:00 <Q{{> mrdanger
59:00 <Fez> I saw this show right
59:00 <Fez> Where like ladies right
59:00 <Q{{> which one?
59:00 <Fez> Ladies breast feed otger peoples kids
00:00 <Fez> Other
00:00 <Q{{> oh yeh i know them
00:00 <Q{{> my mother did that to me
00:00 <Mew> yeah my other half was breast fed with someone elses milk as a baby
00:00 <Mew> hes pretty weird too
00:00 <Q{{> got someone else to breast feed me
00:00 <Mew> most likely from the random breast milk
00:00 <Fez> Rly?
00:00 <Fez> Or you bs'in
01:00 <Q{{> nope
01:00 <Q{{> coz shes too busy entertaining herself
01:00 <Q{{> she plays cards with her friends
01:00 <Fez> Would u do it mew?
01:00 <Mew> nope
01:00 <Mew> breast feeding is fucked lol
01:00 <Q{{> latest stats shows ppl dont look at their babies 
01:00 <Fez> Would u breastfeed. A 9 yrold?
02:00 <Mew> hell no
02:00 <Q{{> they rather play with smart fone
02:00 <Q{{> and ignore their kids
02:00 <Fez> Yea
02:00 <Q{{> while they make faces and stuff alone
02:00 <Rak> easy solution.  buy a smart phone for their babies
02:00 <Fez> This show is about all that stuff
02:00 <Q{{> latest research with 50 ppl
02:00 <Rak> they can skype when they want to cry
02:00 <Q{{> the result is not out yet i think
02:00 <Fez> Good idea rak
02:00 <Q{{> but its critial time
03:00 <Q{{> that when kids learn about reading faces
03:00 <Q{{> and learn to interact with ppl
03:00 <Rak> i have them on occsion
04:00 <Q{{> kids run amok
04:00 <Q{{> dad watching youtube on smartfone
04:00 <Q{{> yell  out to kid to stop it
05:00 <Q{{> kids go why should i
05:00 <Mew> i hardly use my phone its usually just sitting behind the tv on charge
05:00 <Q{{> ur busy doing something
05:00 <Q{{> actually kids hates cell fones
05:00 <Q{{> someone did survey on that too
06:00 <Mew> you'll have to write down all these tips for when you have a kid Q{{ 
06:00 <Q{{> lil kids anyway
06:00 <Q{{> yeh i will
06:00 <Q{{> some of them will have to be secret
06:00 <Q{{> i make it family heirloom
06:00 <Q{{> lmao
07:00 <Q{{> get them to swear oath of secrecy
07:00 <Q{{> lol
07:00 <Mew> yeah i bet they will too
07:00 <Mew> kids are obedient like that
07:00 <Mew> you'll find that out when you have a kid Q{{ 
07:00 <Q{{> haha
07:00 <Q{{> thats the thing
07:00 <Q{{> they tend to not do what u say
07:00 <Kynetic> children are obedient 
08:00 <Kynetic> or they get the whip
08:00 <Q{{> i think i know where the break down is
08:00 <Mew> you're onto it!!
08:00 <Kynetic> some may call it child abuse. i call it discipline.
08:00 <Kynetic> lol.
08:00 <Q{{> well if u do that
08:00 <Q{{> u end up with kids that are scared of physical abuse
08:00 <Kynetic> QUICK.. someone call DOCS
09:00 <Kynetic> ill see them in 5 years or so.
09:00 <Q{{> so if u threaten them with violence
09:00 <Q{{> they do what u say
09:00 <Q{{> thats just one example
10:00 <Q{{> i know someone that smack his daughter who got real hard head
10:00 <Saemon> yeah but once they are grown up
10:00 <Saemon> they will rebel
10:00 <Q{{> she was 5
10:00 <Q{{> and crying 
10:00 <Q{{> and said to him
10:00 <Saemon> probably kill u when you are asleep
10:00 <Q{{> i dont care if u beat me
10:00 <Q{{> i wont do what u
10:00 <Q{{> say
10:00 <Q{{> u can beat some more if  u want
10:00 <Q{{> do it now
10:00 <Q{{> do it
10:00 <Q{{> lol
11:00 <Q{{> and she jumped at him
11:00 <Q{{> go on hit me some more
11:00 <Q{{> she got bruises all over already
11:00 <Q{{> lol
12:00 <Saemon> dont kid your kids they will remember
12:00 <Q{{> it was so freaky to watch
12:00 <Saemon> and when you're like 60
12:00 <Saemon> and they are like 30
12:00 <Q{{> they remember and forgive too
12:00 <Saemon> they can fuck u up ur an old man
12:00 <Q{{> especially after they had their kids also
13:00 <Q{{> but yeh u risk of grudge
13:00 <Q{{> and break down of communication and understanding
13:00 <Saemon> u might need thier help once ur old
13:00 <Saemon> what if u get sick
13:00 <Saemon> etc
14:00 <Q{{> it may not be that neither
14:00 <Q{{> it maybe u want to do it for their own good
14:00 <Q{{> but end up in worse situation lol
14:00 <Saemon> can we ask the parents in here
15:00 <Saemon> is hitting actually necessary in the raising of kids?
15:00 <Saemon> or can u raise a perfectly good child without ever needing to hit them?
15:00 <Q{{> some say yes, some say no
16:00 <Mew> my kid isnt old enough to need a smack because he doesnt fully process what hes doing wrong but he understands the word no pretty damn well
16:00 <Q{{> i doubt the ppl that say no actually have adequately good training and methods for handling miss behaviors neither
16:00 <Mew> but i think when hes 5-6 and fully aware that hes doing something wrong then its not so bad
16:00 <Q{{> oh that is good
16:00 <Q{{> u can talk to him
17:00 <Q{{> he understands u
17:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/10155749_10152079164236725_4756482857603688696_n.jpg
17:00 <Mew> yeah i talk to him all the time lol
17:00 <Mew> he says "oh dear" now its v cute
18:00 <Saemon> but the main aim is to teach the kid at 5 or 6 that what he/she doing it is wrong, and to not have them do that because its wrong
18:00 <Saemon> not because they are scared of getting hit
18:00 <Saemon> then they will just continue to do the wrong thing anyway and just try to not get caught
18:00 <Q{{> yeh but that is such a big effort
18:00 <Mew> yeah so if you've done that and they still do something wrong then i think its justified
18:00 <Q{{> he could missunderstand
18:00 <Q{{> easier to just smack hey
18:00 <Q{{> lol
18:00 <Q{{> who got that for all that
19:00 <Saemon> raising a good kid to not be a criminal supposed to take effort QuantumParadox
19:00 <Q{{> got time
19:00 <Saemon> Q{{*
19:00 <Saemon> well if one hasnt got time for all that
19:00 <Saemon> then they should have taken that into consideration
19:00 <Saemon> before deciding to have a child in the first place
20:00 <Q{{> hey if u a laborer who worked hard all day
20:00 <Q{{> u got no time and energy to come up with explainations
20:00 <Q{{> just smack them and get over done with
20:00 <Mew> thats just dumb 
20:00 <Saemon> i reckon
21:00 <Saemon> if u dont explain why u hit the kid
21:00 <Saemon> its not gona know what its gettin hit for
21:00 <Saemon> then its just gona do watever u hit it for again
21:00 <Mew> plus i dont think you should smack for everything they do wrong it would only be major things
21:00 <Saemon> wat qualifies as major things?
22:00 <Mew> like if you were at a friends house and your kids were playing together and your child broke all the other ones toys and kicked them in the face or something
22:00 <Mew> intentionally being a little cunt
22:00 <Saemon> i think stealing, assaulting another kid 
22:00 <Saemon> lol yep
22:00 <Mew> and sometimes that doesnt matter if the child was raised perfectly
23:00 <Mew> they can learn these things off other kids at kindy/school etc
23:00 <Mew> you cant raise everyones kid perfectly
23:00 <Maurice> I dont smack my kids
23:00 <Maurice> I use a closed fist
24:00 <Q{{> ^ shakes his head
24:00 <Mew> i was smacked as a child, not for everything only for exceptionally bad things and i dont have any problem with it
24:00 <Maurice> Yeah we knew we fucked up majorly if we got a smack
26:00 <Mew> i remember some of the stuff i got smacked for and i dont really know how mum had the restraint to not clock me with a brick
26:00 <Saemon> lol
26:00 <Saemon> what were they?
26:00 <Mew> setting all the dead shrub on fire behind out garden shed
26:00 <Mew> things like that
26:00 <Mew> you really should knock someone out for
27:00 <Saemon> i remember being slapped in the mouth by mum at target at when we were goin through the checkout
27:00 <Saemon> my mum put the red power figure aside 
27:00 <Saemon> i was devastated and yelled at her 'YOU FUCKEN BITCH!"
27:00 <Mew> thats a paddlin
29:00 <Lumeah> Lol sure is. 
29:00 <Mew> hi Lumeah old buddy old pal
29:00 <Saemon> lol setting dead shrub on fire?
29:00 <Lumeah> Lol.. Crap on. 
30:00 <Mew> ha ha ha Lumeah 
30:00 <Saemon> why were u playing with fire?
30:00 <Saemon> instead of barbie dolls
30:00 <Mew> because i was a kid lol
30:00 <Q{{> mew previously piro
30:00 <Mew> i actually lit a barbie dolls hair on fire with my friend down near that same shed one day after school
30:00 <Mew> got a paddlin for that too
30:00 <Mew> the ol combination trick there
30:00 <Mew> fire + barbie = fun
31:00 <Q{{> 'claims only done as kid'
31:00 <Q{{> :O
31:00 <Q{{> i see a pattern forming
31:00 <Q{{> first it was dead bush
31:00 <Q{{> now barbie dolls hair too
31:00 <Mew> i used to play with fire all the time
31:00 <Saemon> lol is this common with all lil girls?
32:00 <Saemon> or just you?
32:00 <Mew> probably a lot more kids than you realise
32:00 <Saemon> i used to use magnifying glass to burn ants
32:00 <Mew> sometimes i think half the fire bugs who light fires in summer are probably just little kids who have found matches or something and gone "oh shit... RUN"
32:00 <Saemon> heck i still do it nowadays
32:00 <Saemon> its pretty fun
32:00 <Q{{> yeh i did that too saemon
33:00 <Q{{> i got hold of saringe and inject detergent in snails and stuff
33:00 <Saemon> wow
33:00 <Mew> thats fucked up Q{{  you weirdo
33:00 <Q{{> i had pet fly too
33:00 <Saemon> wat happeends to the snail from that?
33:00 <Q{{> i tied it with a thread and take it for walks and stuff
33:00 <Saemon> only thing ive done to slugs n snails is pour salt on it
33:00 <Mew> i set a bee on fire and i think thats where my fire thing ended
34:00 <Q{{> the snail turned yellow
34:00 <Mew> if anyone else has ever set a bee on fire they'll know that it smells fucking rancid 
34:00 <Q{{> and kept moving for hours after
34:00 <Q{{> i gave up watching
34:00 <Saemon> wont it smell like honey?
34:00 <Mew> um no hahaha
34:00 <Mew> because bees arent made of honey
34:00 <Mew> theyre made of bee
34:00 <Saemon> ah yeh haha
34:00 <Q{{> magnified glass fried ants smell nice
35:00 <Saemon> i feel sorry for ants man
35:00 <Q{{> better than roasted nuts
35:00 <Saemon> they gotta be like, every kids first kill
35:00 <Q{{> yeh 
35:00 <Q{{> they bite too
35:00 <Q{{> they steal ur food and stuff
36:00 <Saemon> its as if god made them to be fodder for every kids psychotic side
36:00 <Saemon> and insects in general
36:00 <Q{{> yeh to kill them by various methods
36:00 <Q{{> including death rays
37:00 <Q{{> well there are more insects in 1sq km than humans on entire earth
37:00 <Saemon> i didnt knwo anyone who'd move to the anti though to doing shit to actualy animals
37:00 <Saemon> so thats good
38:00 <Q{{> ove the anti?
38:00 <Q{{> move to the anti?
38:00 <Saemon> its ok to pull the wings of a butterfly, insert needles into roaches etc
38:00 <Saemon> move up the anti
39:00 <Q{{> theyre good skills
39:00 <Saemon> but when a kid starts doin at that to animals like cats, dogs, guniea pigs etc
39:00 <Saemon> thats when it becomes sick
39:00 <Q{{> help u survive when need to
39:00 <Q{{> :D
39:00 <Q{{> squeamish kids would have less chance
39:00 <Saemon> hows trapping a hamster and inserting cushion pins into its eyes 
39:00 <Saemon> gona help u survive?
39:00 <Q{{> nah
39:00 <Q{{> i wouldnt do that
40:00 <Q{{> that is just sadist
40:00 <Saemon> thats what im saying
40:00 <Q{{> its only good and useful to a point
40:00 <Q{{> when some does that
40:00 <Q{{> u know he got no empathy
40:00 <Saemon> kids do that to insects thats ok, but when they move into animals
40:00 <Saemon> its a worry
41:00 <Q{{> unable to imagine others feeling
41:00 <Saemon> isnt aspergers syndrome is when someone cant empathise?
41:00 <Saemon> yeah isnt that aspergers?
41:00 <Q{{> yeh probably
41:00 <Q{{> highly probable
41:00 <Q{{> u can be empathetic and still can do it too tho
41:00 <Q{{> someone like hitler
42:00 <Q{{> he can be real smart and inteligent
42:00 <Saemon> yeah true
42:00 <Q{{> with iq over 150
42:00 <Q{{> and still do it
42:00 <Q{{> i seen plenty of that too
42:00 <Saemon> its not all simply black n white
43:00 <Q{{> they have more empathy than u and i
43:00 <Q{{> still they can do it
43:00 <Q{{> i went bush walking with them
43:00 <Q{{> and they had the urge to hunt
43:00 <Q{{> and they did
43:00 <Q{{> caught a bird
43:00 <Q{{> broke its neck
43:00 <Q{{> then piss on it
43:00 <Q{{> right before my eyes
45:00 <Q{{> they can write stories and poems so emotional and delicate
45:00 <Q{{> next thing u see them do things like that
45:00 <Q{{> lol
46:00 <Saemon> yeah ppl are weird
46:00 <Saemon> i dont think that anyone is 'normal' 
47:00 <Saemon> and that there is no such thing as a 'normal'
47:00 <Saemon> everyones got something they do which another person would find weird and strange
47:00 <Mew> my friends little girl put their guinea pig in the fire place when she was about 2
47:00 <Q{{> someone did research and found managers and bosses have higher numbers of psycopaths
48:00 <Q{{> :o
48:00 <Q{{> there go
48:00 <BlackDevil> ?
48:00 <Q{{> what happened
48:00 <Q{{> what u remember of it now, mew?
48:00 <BlackDevil> im farting like a clown
48:00 <Q{{> prolly not a good idea to remember lol
49:00 <Q{{> mew quit to avoid the hate
49:00 <Q{{> lol
49:00 <Q{{> oh friends lil girl
50:00 <Q{{> the lil girl prolly think its only a toy like other toys she got
50:00 <Saemon> yeah at 2 yrs old they dont know anything yet
50:00 <Saemon> so i wouldnt be too worried
50:00 <Q{{> or prolly seen similar acts in games
51:00 <Saemon> its when they are old enough to empathise and know that its wrong
51:00 <Saemon> and still do it
51:00 <Saemon> thats when a parent should be concerned
53:00 <Q{{> but they prolly know to not let other ppl see too
54:00 <BlackDevil> omg
54:00 <BlackDevil> archer has a daughter with lana
55:00 <Saemon> speak of the devil
56:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One
56:00 <Saemon> is raw out yet?
56:00 <Saemon> true Q{{
56:00 <Saemon> those are the types who would most likely grow up to be crims
56:00 <Saemon> and serial killers etc
57:00 <BlackDevil> raw?
57:00 <Saemon> WWE Raw
57:00 <Saemon> Wrestling show
57:00 <BlackDevil> that shit is gay
58:00 <Saemon> homosexuality is widely accepted in society these days
58:00 <Saemon> being gay is ok now
58:00 <BlackDevil> yea
58:00 <BlackDevil> still not worth watching
58:00 <BlackDevil> i rather watch gay porn
58:00 <BlackDevil> girl on girl
58:00 <BlackDevil> mmmm
59:00 <Saemon> i dont work so my time is valueless anyway
59:00 <Saemon> so its ok if i waste it on watching wrestling
59:00 <Flossy> lol im watchijng tom cruise on oprah on youtube
59:00 <Flossy> rofl
59:00 <Flossy> what a fucking muppets
59:00 <Flossy> lol hes jsut jumped on the chair
00:00 <Flossy> fuck that was an epic moment in his history ahaha
00:00 <Flossy> lol oprah looks terrified
01:00 <Q{{> http://bohemianhomes.tumblr.com/post/21038423005
02:00 <Q{{> http://www.pinterest.com/pin/453948837409649617/
02:00 <BlackDevil> Q{{ http://i.imgur.com/ghuM6Db.jpg
03:00 <Flossy> hahaha
03:00 <Flossy> if u add it all up its a whole dole check worth of boxers
04:00 <Flossy> lol,bjork fucked up an interviewer for no reason
04:00 <Flossy> all she says was "how are you enjoying your time here"
04:00 <Flossy> BAN
04:00 <Q{{> in usa, they have food stamps which is about $100 per month
04:00 <Q{{> all the rich ppl complaining ppl using their food stamps to eat sea food
05:00 <BlackDevil> i count 16
05:00 <Q{{> making less seafood available for those that can actually afford it
05:00 <Q{{> lol
05:00 <Flossy> rofl
05:00 <Flossy> a hundred bucks doesnt get a month worth of lobster
05:00 <Flossy> let them eat it
05:00 <Flossy> theyll starve shortly
05:00 <Q{{> yeh
05:00 <Q{{> them rich ppl are just mean
06:00 <Q{{> theyre not suppose to spend their food stamps on healthy food
06:00 <Q{{> on seafood?
06:00 <Q{{> lol
06:00 <Q{{> wtf
06:00 <Saemon> what is the actual big deal
06:00 <Saemon> about tom cruise jumpin up on his chair?
07:00 <Flossy> jeez lets all start telling ppl what to buy with their money
07:00 <Q{{> 10% of wall mart employees get food stamps
07:00 <Saemon> why does everyone make it seem like such a weird thing?
07:00 <Flossy> lol Saemon ive just got youtube running on my tv
07:00 <Q{{> which totals $70b per year
07:00 <Q{{> for wallmart
07:00 <Flossy> im watching celelbrity fails
07:00 <Q{{> employees
07:00 <Saemon> dont wal mart employess make like $5 an hour though? 
07:00 <Saemon> so thye would need those foodstamps
07:00 <Flossy> the first one was tom cruise on oprah that time he was off his fkn trolley jumping on the couch n shit
08:00 <Q{{> yeh something like that
08:00 <Q{{> these are full time workers
08:00 <Q{{> with minium wage
08:00 <Q{{> and they work over times and stuff
08:00 <Q{{> and still qualify for food stamps
08:00 <Q{{> how fked up is that
08:00 <Saemon> oh well
09:00 <Serenity> they dont have the wage rates we do
09:00 <Saemon> system wont be a system if theres no loopholes etc for it to be abused
09:00 <Serenity> most work for min wage which is less than $8 an hour
09:00 <Pyro-> yeah.. they get like $12 p/h
09:00 <Pyro-> or that
09:00 <Q{{> their minimum wage is like $8.50 or something now
09:00 <Saemon> isnt ours like $15 or somehting
09:00 <Q{{> california will increase to $10.50
09:00 <Serenity> thts where my friend is anyway i dunno if it changes by state
09:00 <Q{{> highest for entire country
09:00 <Q{{> lol
10:00 <Q{{> highest minium
10:00 <Serenity> min wage here is $16.50 for anyone until 21
10:00 <Serenity> then its $20.40
10:00 <Q{{> wow
10:00 <Q{{> nice
10:00 <Q{{> min is 20.40 now
10:00 <Pyro-> that's odd.. seeing i know someone who's 30 and works for like $19.somethin p/h
10:00 <Q{{> that is amazing
10:00 <Saemon> so its $20 the normal pay motst ppl get for unskilled jobs?
10:00 <Serenity> they need to look that shit up pyro
10:00 <Flossy> LOL JUSTIN BIEBER
10:00 <Flossy> singing in his hotel room
10:00 <Pyro-> that's perm/part-time though
10:00 <Flossy> falls off table
11:00 <Flossy> bahahha
11:00 <Serenity> cause im on mine wage for my age at sizzler and 20.40 is my rate
11:00 <Saemon> receptionists, retail, cleaners, waiters, etc
11:00 <Serenity> OH perm is dif
11:00 <Serenity> thats casual rates
11:00 <Serenity> $20/40
11:00 <Serenity> $20.40
11:00 <Pyro-> that might be minimum for the industry
11:00 <Serenity> perm is less
11:00 <Serenity> because you get stuff
11:00 <Saemon> hrm if i got a job then
11:00 <Serenity> like public hols and sick leave
11:00 <Pyro-> or because you're a westie and you get hit with more tax due to lack of pokies
11:00 <Saemon> i would make more than being on centrelink
11:00 <Saemon> hrmm
12:00 <Pyro-> base wage may change by state
12:00 <Serenity> no its country wide for this company and it sits with the country standard for wages
12:00 <Q{{> center link pays about <50% of minimum wage
12:00 <Serenity> but casuals earn more per hour
12:00 <Serenity> than perm/part time
12:00 <Serenity> basically cause we're disposable
13:00 <Pyro-> i was 19 and earning $16.80 p/h and that was above award aty the time .. that was 11 years ago though
13:00 <Pyro-> was also permanent
13:00 <Saemon> what do u mean disposable?
13:00 <Q{{> not just disposal
13:00 <Serenity> its changed a lot in 11 years haha
13:00 <Q{{> if they dont like u
13:00 <Q{{> they only ask u to work 2 days or something
13:00 <Q{{> lol
13:00 <Serenity> it means they can fire you when they want and you dont have set amounts of hours
13:00 <Pyro-> non contracts mean they can fuck you off whenever they want .. if there's no work they don't have to get you in, don't have to pay you et
13:00 <Serenity> you work when they want to use you
14:00 <Q{{> at the most inconvenient time
14:00 <Saemon> and they cant do that with perm or part time workers?
14:00 <Serenity> basically when no one else wnats to
14:00 <Serenity> public holidays etc
14:00 <Q{{> they cant do that to full time ppl
14:00 <Pyro-> perm or part-time are on contracts
14:00 <Flossy> i think with casual they give u like a half days notice
14:00 <Serenity> ^
14:00 <Serenity> 8 hours floss
14:00 <Flossy> so they can be like "youre finishing up today"
14:00 <Pyro-> and notice has to be given with suitable grounds to break that contract
14:00 <Flossy> yeah
14:00 <Saemon> working on pub holidays is like double pay though isnt it?
14:00 <Saemon> so who wouldnt want to work
14:00 <Pyro-> only if it's in the award/eba
14:00 <Serenity> i dunno people with lives
15:00 <Flossy> saemon ususally if ur casual they dont get u to work pub holiday
15:00 <Flossy> so u dont get the chance
15:00 <Flossy> or the wage is exactly the same
15:00 <Q{{> more like triple Saemon 
15:00 <Serenity> they do where i am
15:00 <Saemon> oh ok
15:00 <Serenity> thats what casuals are for filling in where the perms dont want to work
15:00 <Flossy> my partners casual they close pub holidays i guess id depends where u work
15:00 <Pyro-> or in companies where their business fluctuates
15:00 <Saemon> do casuals have it easier then? like dont need to do that much work 
15:00 <Serenity> yeah resturants dnt close haha
16:00 <Flossy> then again i worked vid ezy as a kid, i did every day over easter and xmas and wasnt paid overtime
16:00 <Pyro-> need like 20 people 1 week, only 3 the next
16:00 <Saemon> cuz cant be expected to be good at the job
16:00 <Serenity> no yuou do the same work as everyone
16:00 <Saemon> as a full time
16:00 <Q{{> just put them all on casual lol
16:00 <Q{{> so u can rid of them any time
16:00 <Q{{> or any day
16:00 <Q{{> lol
16:00 <Pyro-> it's good when you can get a perm position and keep a casual rate .. i had that a few years ago ..
16:00 <Q{{> and they be fked if they got a mortgage
16:00 <Serenity> that is awesome
16:00 <Serenity> muchos money
17:00 <Pyro-> worked at a place for 18months .. was get $31p/h when everyone else was only getting like $26
17:00 <Saemon> $31 p/h?
17:00 <Saemon> what job was this?
17:00 <Pyro-> i just didn;t get annual leave (never took holidays anyways) and missed public holiday pay (earned more than enough to cover it)
17:00 <Pyro-> guttin cattle
17:00 <Serenity> ohh yeah those jobs are high paying
18:00 <Q{{> i worked for place for $50pw but company gets $800 per day
18:00 <Saemon> i heard mall secuirty gets $30 p/h for just standing there most of the time, n walkin around , and so do pharmacists who went to uni did the 4 yrs degree
18:00 <Pyro-> i did the same job at another place and oly got $21p/h .. depends on the company .. and usually the higher paying means the more cuntish management :P
18:00 <Serenity> the boners at harvey beef were bringing home 1500 after tax every week 7 years ago
18:00 <Serenity> cant imagine what theyre getting now
19:00 <Pyro-> probably less sez
19:00 <Serenity> well..
19:00 <Serenity> just before my ex left
19:00 <Serenity> they were wanting people to take pay cuts
19:00 <Pyro-> meat industry took a lot of pay cuts coz of howard and his 405's
19:00 <Serenity> so you're probably right
19:00 <Saemon> sex industry is the best paying job 
19:00 <Q{{> 1500 isnt much considering the thigns they do lol
19:00 <Saemon> $200 an hour
20:00 <Q{{> abbotoire work
20:00 <Saemon> wat other job really does pay that much?
20:00 <Serenity> 1500 after tax
20:00 <Serenity> every week
20:00 <Serenity> is a lot of money you tool
20:00 <Serenity> for a boner not a shit kicker
20:00 <Q{{> saemon fone sex pays better
20:00 <Q{{> $4.95 per min
20:00 <Saemon> oh yeah thats good too
20:00 <Q{{> ~$300 ph
20:00 <Saemon> dont actualy have to meet the person as well
20:00 <Saemon> if ur the worker
21:00 <Saemon> i wouldnt mind being a phone sex guy for some gay phoneline or somethng
21:00 <Pyro-> yeah.. i was "a" rate slaughterman.. labourers (who's jobs weren't really easier, just less necassary to the process) we're getting almost $10p/h less
21:00 <Q{{> there are au male jigolo
21:00 <Saemon> "oohhhh yeah i can feel your cum all over my face mmmmm in my mouth warm n think oooh have u been eating pinapple mr??"
22:00 <Q{{> i could train u Saemon 
22:00 <Saemon> its easy
22:00 <Q{{> but u have to do everything i say
22:00 <Pyro-> you'd end up talking to kuniva all the time...
22:00 <Q{{> dont think u can handle that
22:00 <Pyro-> :P
22:00 <Q{{> :D
22:00 <Saemon> lol
22:00 <Saemon> or beehhh
22:00 <Q{{> tell u how to walk
22:00 <Q{{> how to talk
22:00 <Q{{> how to carry urself
22:00 <Q{{> what to read
22:00 <Q{{> what to watch
22:00 <Q{{> haha
22:00 <Serenity> harvey beef the packers were still getting around that 1500 mark as well
23:00 <Serenity> everyone that worked there was over paid tbh
23:00 <Q{{>  \o?/
23:00 <Serenity> labourers were about 1100
23:00 <Saemon> is that company gone bankrupt now?
23:00 <Serenity> no
23:00 <Q{{> no theyre not
23:00 <Q{{> thats without over time?
23:00 <Serenity> theyre one of the largest suppliers of beef to australia tbh
23:00 <Serenity> they dont have over time you have your shifts and you do them
23:00 <Saemon> apparently mining industry pays alot these days
23:00 <Q{{> they get good money from export
24:00 <Q{{> so they should be paid more i reckon
24:00 <Q{{> mining is dangerous
24:00 <Serenity> 3 grand a week in some mining places
24:00 <Serenity> over here anyway
24:00 <Q{{> heaps of ppl die from it
24:00 <Saemon> thats a good job i reckon, no stress no much interaction with other ppl, u just go in, do your task, do your time n leave when its time
25:00 <Q{{> i met a dude that was on oil rig for 12months
25:00 <Q{{> only guys there
25:00 <druff> i wish chris wasnt banned from here
25:00 <Q{{> one time they brought over fat russian girl
25:00 <druff> his all being shit in brisbane now
25:00 <Q{{> he said that time, he never knew he could be so charming
25:00 <Q{{> he had to, to compete with rest of the guys
25:00 <Q{{> there were 600 other dudes
25:00 <Q{{> and only 1 chick
26:00 <Saemon> thats like being in the army
26:00 <Q{{> more au chicks go to navy
26:00 <Q{{> au navy chicks are hot
27:00 <Saemon> yr infantry are where the dumbasses go
27:00 <Saemon> they take ppl who drop out at yr 10
28:00 <Saemon> after all, u dont need much iq to aim pull a trigger and be cannon fodder
28:00 <Q{{> in usa, u only need iq of 78 to get in
28:00 <Saemon> hahaha
28:00 <Saemon> forest gump 
28:00 <Serenity> sorry druff but brissie is gonna have to keep him
29:00 <Q{{> oh for girl 
29:00 <Q{{> minimum requirement is they must be able to do 3 chin ups
29:00 <Q{{> to get in
30:00 <Q{{> wtf
30:00 <Q{{> how i know these things
30:00 <Saemon> .....
30:00 <Saemon> i cant even do one :S
30:00 <Saemon> lol
31:00 <Q{{> u need practice
31:00 <Q{{> theyre reducing that standard now
31:00 <Saemon> yeah its silly
31:00 <Q{{> coz theyre short of enlist
31:00 <Saemon> when would one really need to do a chin up during war?
32:00 <Q{{> something like 20,000 women get raped in usa  mil every year
32:00 <Saemon> watm ur gona break out and exercise when your in a gunfight??
32:00 <Saemon> its stupid
32:00 <Pyro-> some cranky aussie bitch wants anyone of working age that hasn't got a job, and isn't in some sort of study, to be conscripted
32:00 <Pyro-> i like this idea
32:00 <Pyro-> canon fodda
32:00 <Saemon> run, duck, aim, pull a trigger
32:00 <Saemon> is what u need as a soldier
32:00 <Saemon> not doin chin ups
33:00 <Pyro-> you might need to get up a tree with no low branches
33:00 <Q{{> chin up show u can carry mil equipments
33:00 <Q{{> liek box of amo
33:00 <Q{{> when u need to
34:00 <druff> you drive a hard bargain serenity
34:00 <Q{{> run duck aim etc
34:00 <Q{{> they train later
34:00 <Q{{> the chin up is just the entry
34:00 <Pyro-> i could kill the whole chinese army with my bare hands!!!
34:00 <Pyro-> if someone tied them all up first
34:00 <Pyro-> and i had a few days to complete the taskj
34:00 <Saemon> an entire army of bruce lee's?
35:00 <Saemon> i dont think so
35:00 <Saemon> lol
35:00 <Saemon> unless, u have an entire army of chuck norris
35:00 <Q{{> theres a film clip with death by a thousand cuts
35:00 <Q{{> it was in china
35:00 <Q{{> i should look it up
35:00 <druff> bruce shits all over chuck
36:00 <Saemon> yeah bruce > chuck
36:00 <druff> i think it was enter the dragon, they met in combat
36:00 <Flossy> bleaching my roots atm
36:00 <Pyro-> no, that was mrs cartman
36:00 <druff> kicked his ass
36:00 <Saemon> lol yep ive seen that clip
37:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12UVgcTaOB8
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tortura chinesa, torturado até a morte por 1000 Cortes (Jul 11, 2012) 8:34 - Category: News and Politics - 37,227 views - 13 likes (43.3%), 17 dislikes (56.7%)
37:00 <Q{{> maybe its in that one lol
37:00 <druff> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bxisdu-0_A
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bruce Lee Vs Chuck Norris- The Way Of The Dragon (This video contains content not available in your country.) - - -
38:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12UVgcTaOB8
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tortura chinesa, torturado até a morte por 1000 Cortes (Jul 11, 2012) 8:34 - Category: News and Politics - 37,227 views - 13 likes (43.3%), 17 dislikes (56.7%)
38:00 <Flossy> im hungry
39:00 <BlackDevil> eat peen
40:00 <Flossy> thinking more like some cheese on toast
40:00 <BlackDevil> peen cheese?
40:00 <Flossy> mmm
40:00 <Flossy> no
40:00 <druff> toasted peen?
40:00 <druff> peen on a stick?
41:00 <Q{{> Its because wages in Australia are just too high, according to one Village Roadshow exec. Anyway, he reckons its still a cheap night out.
41:00 <Q{{> $20 ticket
41:00 <Q{{> lol
42:00 <Q{{> http://www.theage.com.au/tv/Current-Affairs/Show/Dateline/Innocence-For-Sale-5000184.html
42:00 <Q{{> :o
45:00 <Q{{> http://theage.domain.com.au/real-estate-news/when-a-brothel-moves-in-next-door-20140421-36zrt.html
46:00 <Q{{> anyone got anything interesting?
46:00 <Serenity> too high.. sure
46:00 <Serenity> people are barely making ends meet..
46:00 <Serenity> but its too high
46:00 <Q{{> yeh 20$ is too much
46:00 <Q{{> its a cartel
47:00 <Q{{> no competition
47:00 <Q{{> all franchise and stuff too
47:00 <Q{{> not many independent ones neither
47:00 <Q{{> ppl should boycott them
48:00 <Q{{> 10$ is too much
48:00 <Q{{> they want x2 that
51:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqqca2EmXa8
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Death By A Thousand Cuts - Taiwanese Video Art (Jun 20, 2007) 3:32 - Category: Film and Animation - 214,100 views - 122 likes (77.2%), 36 dislikes (22.8%)
54:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTbG1hG2AFA
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dior Homme - Uncensored Official Director's Cut (Sep 1, 2013) 1:46 - Category: Howto and Style - 18,885,657 views - 24,608 likes (96.4%), 928 dislikes (3.6%)
58:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STsHrD_07Uo
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sinéad O'Connor - My Love I Bring (Aug 23, 2011) 3:55 - Category: Music - 1,410 views - 4 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
09:00 <Q{{> 10 percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka.
09:00 <Q{{> 40 percent of women have hurled footwear at a man.
09:00 <Q{{> 90 percent of women who walk into a department store immediately turn to the right
10:00 <Q{{> any women here has hurled a shoe at a man before?
14:00 <Q{{> BlackDevil, http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/if-that-is-what-you-want.htm
24:00 <Fez> Hi
28:00 <BlackDevil> they look pretty perfect for me
28:00 <Q{{> fez: http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/if-that-is-what-you-want.htm
29:00 <Q{{> :D
30:00 <Fez> No rhanx
30:00 <Fez> Thanx
32:00 <Q{{> u missing out
32:00 <Q{{> watch and extend ur life for 2hrs
33:00 <Q{{> u will live longer fez
33:00 <Fez> Nah
33:00 <Fez> Im trying to shorten it
39:00 <Fez> My penis i mean
39:00 <Fez> Shorten my penis
39:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4ajQ-foj2Q
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lip Sync Battle with Joseph Gordon Levitt, Stephen Merchant and Jimmy Fallon (Sep 24, 2013) 9:50 - Category: Comedy - 16,511,242 views - 143,263 likes (98.8%), 1,755 dislikes (1.2%)
44:00 <Pyro-> any shorter it'd be an inny ... or somethin
44:00 <BlackDevil> element, for your answer, no
45:00 <Fez> Still 0.5mm to play with
45:00 <BlackDevil> your penis? or his
48:00 <Fez> Mine
48:00 <Pyro-> i think you have an obsessions with penii, BlackDevil
48:00 <BlackDevil> who doesnt?
48:00 <Pyro-> hmm... touch~
49:00 <Pyro-> e`
50:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPioaNLCJcQ
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dior Cruise 2014 show (May 20, 2013) 3:42 - Category: Howto and Style - 779,553 views - 605 likes (89.4%), 72 dislikes (10.6%)
54:00 <Fez> You link some shit aye q
18:00 <Q{{> http://i.imgur.com/o26AjYq.jpg
18:00 <Q{{> fez u clicked!
19:00 <Fez> Nope
19:00 <Fez> My dicks not big enough to click
19:00 <Q{{> good vide
19:00 <Q{{> vid*
19:00 <Fez> But my dick man
19:00 <Fez> Its tiny
19:00 <TheRon> so gay
21:00 <Ana_Ng> my dick is
21:00 <TheRon> foo fighters - big me
22:00 <beehhh> quick fap at work
22:00 <Fez> Im small
22:00 <Fez> Fez - small me
22:00 <TheRon> i'm mr average
23:00 <Fez> Im a female with a penis
23:00 <TheRon> ladyboy?
23:00 <Fez> Yep
23:00 <TheRon> one night in bangkok?
24:00 <Saemon> TheRon who'd u rather do
24:00 <Saemon> lana or paige?
24:00 <Fez> Nah 3
24:00 <TheRon> lana
24:00 <TheRon> i have a thing for russians
24:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
24:00 <Saemon> i cant make up my mind
24:00 <Saemon> lana is a goddess
25:00 <TheRon> paige seems like a child to me
25:00 <Fez> Who
25:00 <Saemon> but paiges cream skin is just so yummy
25:00 <Saemon> she is only 21 so yeah
25:00 <Saemon> but shes legal thats all that matters
25:00 <TheRon> grass on the field you reckon?
25:00 <Saemon> i dont understand that expression
25:00 <Ana_Ng> what
25:00 <Fez> What show is this?
26:00 <Ana_Ng> which part don't you understand
26:00 <Saemon> "grass on the field you reckon"
27:00 <Ana_Ng> i cannot tell if this is real
27:00 <beehhh> i drink milk too
27:00 <Fez> Pubes
27:00 <Fez> She has pubes you reckon?
27:00 <Saemon> lana i want her to step on my throat and pull on my cock
27:00 <Saemon> while to paige, i wanna sing that song to her
27:00 <Ana_Ng> you cannot play <enter sport here> until there is grass on the field
28:00 <Saemon> let me lick you up and dowwwwwn,
28:00 <Saemon> til you say stop
28:00 <Saemon> let me play with your body baybeh
28:00 <Saemon> make u real hot
28:00 <Ana_Ng> not real
28:00 <Fez> What show?
28:00 <Fez> Regular show?
29:00 <Saemon> WWE Raw
29:00 <Fez> Oh
29:00 <Saemon> professional wrestling
29:00 <Fez> Geez
29:00 <TheRon> i havent seen todays so please shut up
29:00 <Fez> You like muscular babes?
29:00 <Saemon> dw me neither ther
29:00 <Saemon> TheRon
29:00 <Saemon> lol fez
29:00 <Saemon> u have no idea
30:00 <Fez> I dont. No
30:00 <Fez> Didnt say i did
31:00 <Fez> Didnt say they were muscular either
31:00 <Saemon> <Fez> You like muscular babes?
31:00 <Fez> I did ask u if u were into muscular women though
31:00 <TheRon> on a hot summer night would you off your throat to the wolf with the red roses
31:00 <Saemon> that implies that you thought they were
31:00 <Saemon> cuz u said that right after i mentioned pro wrestling
31:00 <Fez> I asked a question
31:00 <Saemon> abit too much of a conincidence 
31:00 <Saemon> to ask it right after wrestling was mentioned by me.
31:00 <Saemon> sorry
32:00 <Fez> Oh
32:00 <Saemon> your excuses dont work.
32:00 <Fez> Rightio
32:00 <Saemon> http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/001/086/069/ajlee-paige1-635x846_original.jpg?1380225378
32:00 <Fez> So u do like them then
32:00 <Saemon> they arent 'muscly' men looking chicks
32:00 <beehhh> i m having a glass right now
32:00 <Fez> Cuz youre avoiding the question
32:00 <Saemon> Fez please get leukemia and die.
32:00 <beehhh> wine kills the stomach bacteria
33:00 <beehhh> so no more bad breathe
33:00 <Fez> Yea np
33:00 <TheRon> what kind of boobs do you like??
33:00 <Fez> Ill do that now
33:00 <TheRon> i like the water balloon
33:00 <Saemon> thats good for spanish
33:00 <beehhh> i like the mardi gras and with a nice long cigar
34:00 <Saemon> u could totally just squish them against your cock
34:00 <Saemon> and envelop your cock between them
34:00 <TheRon> there's the air bag boobs 
35:00 <Saemon> yeah but most of the time the chick that comes attached to those sort of boobs
35:00 <Saemon> are usually obese herself
35:00 <Saemon> to get those sort of boobs
36:00 <Saemon> no no for me since fat chicks gross me out
36:00 <TheRon> you like the surfboard boobs?
36:00 <Saemon> wat are those like?
36:00 <TheRon> well flat as a tac
36:00 <Saemon> lol no
36:00 <Saemon> may as well like a dude 
37:00 <beehhh> dont give the young ones chance become like tokarev
37:00 <Saemon> i like big boobs on thin women
37:00 <TheRon> i hate the fake boob look
37:00 <TheRon> so much silicon may as well be dating a yacht
37:00 <Saemon> lol
37:00 <Q{{> <-- on another server wrestling chicks now
38:00 <Q{{> :D
38:00 <TheRon> i find that national geographic look pretty hot
38:00 <Q{{> sweep their legs bring them to the floor, headlock them and stuff
39:00 <TheRon> did cher on the navy warchip do it for you?
39:00 <TheRon> warship
40:00 <beehhh> i like small boobs trannies
41:00 <TheRon> but then again you are one sick bastard
41:00 <Q{{> yeh especially when was riding the cannon
41:00 <TheRon> noithing sugestive there at all
42:00 <Q{{> <-- whisper to other chick to tap the floor and i let her go
42:00 <TheRon> Q{{: what kind of boobs do you like?
43:00 <Q{{> i show u
43:00 <Q{{> i got pics
43:00 <Q{{> and specs
43:00 <TheRon> nice
43:00 <Q{{> hold on 
43:00 <Ana_Ng> Q has cracked the codes on finding bra sizes on the internet
44:00 <Q{{> http://www.bitoffun.com/weird_stuff_nipply.htm
44:00 <TheRon> how about a slippery nipple for the lady, make it a double
44:00 <Q{{> oh yeh i found world to describe Ana_Ng boobs - "surfboard'
44:00 <Q{{> word*
45:00 <beehhh> women are very smart species
45:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: is this true?
45:00 <beehhh> brb cooking
46:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/newsradio/audio/streaming.htm
47:00 <Q{{> http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_medium/1/12397/1943709-amazon_hoplite.jpg
47:00 <TheRon> Q{{: ?
48:00 <Q{{> i gonna go on another server and use that as my character
48:00 <Q{{> :D
52:00 <TheRon> living in a material world and i am a material girl
54:00 <TheRon> Shadowgate: for god's sake something funy
59:00 <TheRon> hello
03:00 <beehhh> alaskana
03:00 <TheRon> irene cara - fame
03:00 <beehhh> north pole to southpole are the furthest
04:00 <TheRon> what is the southern most point of any australian territory??
04:00 <beehhh> you mom is so heavy that the ferry in china shank
04:00 <beehhh> your
05:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
06:00 <TheRon> ewes are pretty funny too
07:00 <Q{{> TheRon, what u think about my kind of boobs
08:00 <TheRon> bit cartoonish
08:00 <Q{{> u have no taste TheRon 
08:00 <Q{{> :D
09:00 <TheRon> you know, i want you know, tiitties!!
10:00 <TheRon> i know i found in you, my endless love!!
11:00 <TheRon> happy gilmore has a lot to answer for
15:00 <beehhh> call a hooker in motel providing the wrong room 
17:00 <beehhh> this paki student flaten my tyres twice in a row
17:00 <beehhh> now escaped to brunei
17:00 <Doodle> where do you even buy tuk tuk tyres
17:00 <beehhh> bicycle tyre
17:00 <beehhh> found pin holes inside
17:00 <TheRon> you can't hurry love, no you'll just have tow ait
21:00 <TheRon> wanted dead or alive
24:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: i'm wanted dead or alive
26:00 <Ana_Ng> that is nice
26:00 <TheRon> it is
27:00 <Ana_Ng> i had 2 men ask me out tonight - a monday
27:00 <Ana_Ng> so perhaps i am wanted
27:00 <TheRon> i can't get to sleep i think about the implications
27:00 <TheRon> attractive men?
27:00 <Ana_Ng> one
27:00 <Ana_Ng> no sex for either tho
28:00 <Ana_Ng> oh well, it's still an honor
28:00 <TheRon> bloody oath\
29:00 <Doodle> TheRon has men asking him out all the time
29:00 <Doodle> but he always says yes
29:00 <TheRon> doodle's in love, this time it's different, this time it's with a woman
30:00 <Doodle> lol
31:00 <doctor> i haven't graduated to that stage yet
32:00 <TheRon> one night in bangkok makes the hard man humble
33:00 <Ana_Ng> not much between despair and ecstacy
34:00 <TheRon> we can dance if we want to, we can leave our friends behind
34:00 <mrdanger> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar9spNzOFPk
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Implication - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (May 18, 2011) 1:44 - Category: Entertainment - 264,292 views - 1,224 likes (98.2%), 23 dislikes (1.8%)
37:00 <TheRon> i like richard marx
38:00 <Ana_Ng> richard marx was here earlier looking for you
38:00 <TheRon> right
38:00 <FredFlinstone> how pissed did you get on the weekend TheRon ?
39:00 <TheRon> 12 hours drinking for 2 days straight
39:00 <TheRon> i did some neil diamond numbers
39:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
40:00 <FredFlinstone> good win by the pussies
40:00 <TheRon> oh yes
40:00 <FredFlinstone> and we finally fell in
40:00 <TheRon> premiership favourites
40:00 <FredFlinstone> of course they are
40:00 <TheRon> juddy, back in 6
40:00 <FredFlinstone> hah!
40:00 <TheRon> just bad luck and getting old
40:00 <FredFlinstone> I am more worried about the other injuries
41:00 <TheRon> curnow?
41:00 <FredFlinstone> curnow is a big loss
41:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
41:00 <FredFlinstone> been playing well
41:00 <TheRon> who else?
41:00 <FredFlinstone> bell
41:00 <FredFlinstone> hope jamo is back
41:00 <TheRon> ah yes bell, the kouta lool alike
41:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed lol
41:00 <FredFlinstone> not quite the same ability
41:00 <FredFlinstone> I wish
42:00 <TheRon> nah
42:00 <FredFlinstone> he is getting better though
42:00 <FredFlinstone> and did you see that Mick Shithouse did it the Ratten way?
42:00 <FredFlinstone> I mean ffs
42:00 <TheRon> fucked weekend for tips
42:00 <Ana_Ng> zzz
43:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: rock the casnah
43:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: rock the casb\ah
43:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
43:00 <FredFlinstone> rock your cock in her casbah
43:00 <TheRon> i changed all my bro's tips and now he's pissed at me
43:00 <FredFlinstone> so he should be
43:00 <TheRon> rich port and geelong thats it
43:00 <FredFlinstone> I went to the North match as well
44:00 <FredFlinstone> they were shit
44:00 <FredFlinstone> terrible match
44:00 <TheRon> i give up on north
44:00 <Ana_Ng> oh the north is terrible
44:00 <FredFlinstone> collingshit werent any good either
44:00 <TheRon> not tipping north untill they deserve the tip
44:00 <FredFlinstone> skills were shocking on both sides
44:00 <FredFlinstone> thought I was watching carlton
45:00 <TheRon> yesterdays game was good though
45:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
45:00 <TheRon> that josh walker was amazing
46:00 <TheRon> 3 goals in the last quarter
46:00 <FredFlinstone> is he
46:00 <FredFlinstone> number 14?
46:00 <TheRon> 34
46:00 <FredFlinstone> oh yes
46:00 <shiva> evening
46:00 <TheRon> jogh walker had his best game ever
46:00 <FredFlinstone> cool
46:00 <FredFlinstone> hi there shiva 
47:00 <TheRon> tom hawkins ran out jumpers so they gave him josh walkers jumper
47:00 <FredFlinstone> I thought that was him lol
47:00 <FredFlinstone> I thought thats hawkins
47:00 <TheRon> walker was the bog
48:00 <TheRon> all game we were going, who's that midget on hawkins
48:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
49:00 <TheRon> just a shame that game means fuck all now
49:00 <FredFlinstone> true
49:00 <FredFlinstone> we be pushing shit up hill saturday
49:00 <TheRon> who?
50:00 <TheRon> west coast?
50:00 <FredFlinstone> and fev was so spot on with his comments
50:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
50:00 <TheRon> you have a chance its in melbourne
50:00 <FredFlinstone> they beat us every time there
50:00 <TheRon> damn]
50:00 <FredFlinstone> our fuckin home ground
50:00 <FredFlinstone> we hate
50:00 <TheRon> i hate to say it, fev sounded intelligent in that peice
51:00 <TheRon> west coast are playing shit too
51:00 <FredFlinstone> everyone too scared to say the truth
51:00 <FredFlinstone> I never wnted Judd
51:00 <TheRon> the recruiting has been shit
51:00 <FredFlinstone> not at that price
52:00 <FredFlinstone> and he was never going to win us a premiership
52:00 <FredFlinstone> I mean ffs
52:00 <TheRon> not on his own
52:00 <FredFlinstone> no way
52:00 <FredFlinstone> we could have bought 3 other players and had a team!
53:00 <FredFlinstone> and stil had the ones we gave away
53:00 <TheRon> lachie henderson has worked out
53:00 <FredFlinstone> he has always been good
53:00 <FredFlinstone> taken the coaches ages to realise that
54:00 <FredFlinstone> ratten took a while and Mick well he is just a dick
54:00 <FredFlinstone> and old dick at that
54:00 <TheRon> i'd wait it out till the break, i mean malthouse could be right
54:00 <FredFlinstone> about what?
54:00 <FredFlinstone> he is going to coach like Ratten did? lmao
54:00 <TheRon> the list, how they play etc
54:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck we will lose a few anyway
55:00 <FredFlinstone> they have got rid of quite a few
55:00 <FredFlinstone> and they got that fuckin dud daisy
55:00 <TheRon> daisy isn't fit yet
55:00 <FredFlinstone> they will do something stupid I am sure
55:00 <FredFlinstone> then why is he playing?
55:00 <TheRon> daisy needs good players around him
56:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah cos he is a fuckin wimp
56:00 <TheRon> no idea
56:00 <FredFlinstone> 16 possesions and they writing up about him
56:00 <FredFlinstone> get fuckin real
57:00 <FredFlinstone> and when is Mick goign to be held accountable like Ratten was every friggin match
57:00 <FredFlinstone> cos that fat fuckin turd wanted him gone
00:00 <TheRon> he has 2 years, lets wait and see
00:00 <FredFlinstone> no lets not
01:00 <TheRon> wouldn't it be good to be in your shoes, even if it was for just one day
02:00 <FredFlinstone> I am in my shoes every day
02:00 <TheRon> how was the saints beating essendon?
02:00 <FredFlinstone> good stuff I laughed
02:00 <TheRon> the perth trip?
02:00 <FredFlinstone> prolly
02:00 <FredFlinstone> who cares
03:00 <TheRon> did you see the reports?
03:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
03:00 <FredFlinstone> umpires have nfi
03:00 <FredFlinstone> they are a disgrace
03:00 <TheRon> darren glass got one week for what was was clearly 3
03:00 <FredFlinstone> yes it never makes sense
03:00 <FredFlinstone> I gave up years ago
03:00 <FredFlinstone> its netball now
04:00 <TheRon> yes!
04:00 <FredFlinstone> and yuo got friggin power crazed idiots in charge
04:00 <TheRon> a bump is a bump, if the head gets hit who cares
04:00 <FredFlinstone> it all depends if it was deliberate
04:00 <TheRon> it's a contact sport
05:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed
05:00 <FredFlinstone> and the frees paid for a contest is ridiculous
05:00 <TheRon> mondays game was umpired well actually
05:00 <FredFlinstone> oh yuo toched his arm ffs
05:00 <FredFlinstone> coolingwood norht and the carlton matches were disgraceful
06:00 <FredFlinstone> this is an example how bad they were
06:00 <TheRon> a little too literal interpretations?
06:00 <FredFlinstone> carlton player goes the punch hits in the air
06:00 <FredFlinstone> no other player toches it and he claims the mark of course
06:00 <FredFlinstone> umpy says play on
07:00 <FredFlinstone> doenst know the rules
07:00 <FredFlinstone> and so many other incidents were laughable
07:00 <TheRon> i don't mind them not paying free kicks, it's the ones they do call
07:00 <FredFlinstone> yes I agree
07:00 <FredFlinstone> they pay the soft ones
07:00 <TheRon> yes!
08:00 <FredFlinstone> always
08:00 <FredFlinstone> netball frees
08:00 <TheRon> let it go, miss the odd one i don't care about that
08:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
08:00 <TheRon> sometimes 2 umps seems like a good idea
08:00 <FredFlinstone> much better they have 3 and they are in the wrong place so manytimes
08:00 <FredFlinstone> umpy was in the way once the ball hit him
09:00 <FredFlinstone> footscray got the ball and kicked a goal
09:00 <TheRon> my uncle is an ump, so much fun watching the footy with him
09:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
09:00 <FredFlinstone> I reckon local level is better
09:00 <FredFlinstone> no bullshit
09:00 <TheRon> he's like what that fuck are you doing there........
09:00 <FredFlinstone> well you cant even swear now
10:00 <TheRon> nope
10:00 <FredFlinstone> they will free kick you or report you
10:00 <FredFlinstone> I mean a game of pansies
10:00 <TheRon> i've been at local footy where the full cans come over the fence
10:00 <FredFlinstone> oh well I dont agree with that
11:00 <FredFlinstone> but you got all these tossers checking bags before the match
11:00 <TheRon> not saying i agreed with it, im just saying it happened
11:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah
11:00 <FredFlinstone> and the prices! omfg
12:00 <TheRon> johninja: have you fed mel's baby yet, put it down?
12:00 <FredFlinstone> a crwonie cost $9
12:00 <TheRon> fuck off
12:00 <johninja> ^
12:00 <FredFlinstone> $10 for A GLASS  of sparkling
12:00 <FredFlinstone> thats dearer than a pub
12:00 <TheRon> it's rediculous
12:00 <FredFlinstone> I wont py
12:00 <FredFlinstone> pay
12:00 <FredFlinstone> drink before I go and after
13:00 <TheRon> i get pissed at local pub and then watch the footy
13:00 <FredFlinstone> and the beer is piss anyway
13:00 <FredFlinstone> mail exchange!
13:00 <FredFlinstone> lollllzzzzzz
13:00 <couleurs> hi every body
13:00 <TheRon> food and beverage is out of control and you add that to the ticketing
13:00 <TheRon> oh yes the mail exchange
14:00 <FredFlinstone> well as I said they have all these tossers doing nothing
14:00 <johninja> <|RAZ|> I dont believe I'm a genious. I know I am
14:00 <FredFlinstone> blokes standing on the door of a cafe?
14:00 <FredFlinstone> doing absolutely nothing
14:00 <Male> thats cos australia is shit, simple
14:00 <FredFlinstone> we are paying for ath
14:00 <FredFlinstone> that
14:00 <Male> yet u pigs think its so great
14:00 <FredFlinstone> get fucked you dead cunt
14:00 <Male> everything is overpriced and fuck the anzacs those pigs
14:00 <Male> stupid bogans glad theyre dead
15:00 <Male> australia is shit, u pigs just like to believe it isnt
15:00 <FredFlinstone> someone get rid of this arsehole
15:00 <TheRon> she's like the wind
15:00 <Male> convict bogan scum go overseas and see how a country should look
15:00 <johninja> 8=====D
15:00 <Male> australia is underdeveloped, look at japan and america
15:00 <Male> dumb fucks australia is fucked yet u think its the best
15:00 <Male> how is it the best if u pay more for everything?
15:00 <Male> stupid convicts
16:00 <Male> die u anzac swine u cowardly bogans
16:00 <Male> u die for urself u selfish bogan pigs
16:00 <Male> no1 cares about anzacs or football
16:00 <TheRon> if you watch dirty dancing with a chick. there is an implied contract of sex is there not?
16:00 <FredFlinstone> nfi
17:00 <FredFlinstone> been years since I watched it
17:00 <TheRon> seems obvious to me, it's like sitting through the royal wedding
17:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
17:00 <TheRon> blokes deserve a root for watching the royal wedding
18:00 <Male> its men and sex not blokes and root, aussie scum
18:00 <Male> speak properly you pig
18:00 <TheRon> fuck you
18:00 <Male> the world laughs at how you talk you fucking anzac pig
18:00 <Male> speak properly, not bogan, you filthy convicts
18:00 <johninja> 8=====D
18:00 <couleurs> who's this guy...
18:00 <johninja> hi cooper
18:00 <TheRon> no idea
18:00 <Male> stupid bogans, speak normally
19:00 <johninja> fuck off
19:00 <TheRon> couleurs: hows everton v man u
19:00 <johninja> Fale
19:00 <Male> its not blokes, or mates, or servo, or arvo, or rego
19:00 <couleurs> everton woned
19:00 <couleurs> good work
19:00 <Male> fucking swine
19:00 <TheRon> they owned it
19:00 <couleurs> moyes dumped now
19:00 <TheRon> man u manager sacked yet?
19:00 <Male> so filthy, you live like the animals you are
19:00 <couleurs> they just announced it now
19:00 <TheRon> nice
19:00 <Bastardly_One> well
20:00 <TheRon> see everton do rule
20:00 <Male> why dont u pigs go watch reruns of shit AFL the bogan shit game
20:00 <couleurs> yep they won and got him fired
20:00 <TheRon> a great day for all
21:00 <TheRon> unfair?
21:00 <Male> great day when all aussies are dead
21:00 <Male> like their fellow anzac pigs
21:00 <TheRon> 3 games of footy anzac day
22:00 <TheRon> who's getting up for the service?
22:00 <couleurs> u bloodey rip snorter
22:00 <Male> its football not footy you aussie pig
22:00 <TheRon> i should but probs won't
22:00 <Male> im getting up to piss on the shrine of rememberance, u?
22:00 <TheRon> both my grandfathers fought in the war
23:00 <TheRon> well one was a stretcher bearer but still\
23:00 <TheRon> a rat of tobruk
24:00 <Male> yeah aussie rat, makes sense
25:00 <Male> too busy drinking beer and eating meat pies instead of shooting back at the enemy
25:00 <couleurs> get a dog up ya
25:00 <TheRon> port v geelong next weekned
25:00 <Male> thats what happens when you have no culture or tradition
26:00 <TheRon> geelong make it 6 and 0
27:00 <simba> justice is done!!!
27:00 <TheRon> my dad missed out on vietnam by lottery
27:00 <TheRon> west coast were shit
27:00 <couleurs> RIP Moyes 
28:00 <simba> david moyes is a footballing genius
28:00 <TheRon> huh?
28:00 <Male> put more of those bogans in the war so they die as well
28:00 <TheRon> are we even listening to male
29:00 <Male> piss on that bogan flag too
29:00 <Male> shows how tough you are when you need the union jack on it
29:00 <couleurs> nope
30:00 <TheRon> liverpool got this championship?
30:00 <Male> stupid bogans
30:00 <Male> you have no history at all
30:00 <Male> hiding away from the world 
31:00 <couleurs> idk TheRon you'd have to ask Bastardly_One about that...
31:00 <couleurs> oh ok FINE
39:00 <Bastardly_One> 18:31] <couleurs> idk TheRon you'd have to ask Bastardly_One about that...
39:00 <Bastardly_One> still crying? 
40:00 <couleurs> about?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> what I said last night
40:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds it 
41:00 <couleurs> what did you say...
45:00 <simba> idgi
45:00 <couleurs> me either
45:00 <Saemon> wats idgi?
45:00 <Saemon> i dont get it?
47:00 <simba> noyb
47:00 <couleurs> moyb 2
49:00 <Saemon> none of your business
49:00 <Saemon> lol
49:00 <Saemon> more plz
49:00 <couleurs> myob 2***
57:00 <Picard> baaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
57:00 <Picard> :)
16:00 <couleurs> and stay out !
16:00 <Picard> nasty
19:00 <TwEEk> evening all
22:00 <Shadowgate> yunny vodka
22:00 <Shadowgate> in thie mierable day
25:00 <druff> fark, its liinda
25:00 <Liinda> oooh hai omfgbbqhax
25:00 <Liinda> fark, its druff
26:00 <druff> hi liinda
26:00 <Liinda> allooo
26:00 <druff> fez says hi ;)
26:00 <Liinda> are u fezzles body guard
26:00 <Lumeah> Very funny omf.. 
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> ???
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> Anyway movie time
27:00 <Liinda> omf omf omf omf
27:00 <druff> no liinda, i am fezzles
27:00 <Liinda> lol i know druff
27:00 <druff> oh
27:00 <Liinda> lol
27:00 <druff> well ner!
27:00 <druff> :P
27:00 <Liinda> no youuuu NER
28:00 <druff> sappenin b
28:00 <Liinda> nutting
28:00 <Liinda> just ate, and now im bored
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
28:00 <druff> u still got chocies?
28:00 <Liinda> omg i hat truckloads of them. i have 3 lindt bunnies, a delicious mint cho egg and a bag of small red tulips eggs
29:00 <Liinda> -s
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> I would lick chocolate off liindas nipples
29:00 <Liinda> i dont have nipples
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> Boring
29:00 <druff> i stole them ages ago
29:00 <druff> well not steal, i was given them
29:00 <Liinda> i donated them to angelina jolie
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh ok
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bye
30:00 <druff> lol
30:00 <druff> but she got no tits anymore
30:00 <Liinda> nawh true hey
31:00 <druff> worse then fried eggs
31:00 <couleurs> :o
31:00 <Liinda> yeah well she did the right thing
31:00 <druff> or did she get implants?
32:00 <Liinda> im not sure if implants would help 
32:00 <Liinda> they might make the possibility of having cancer higher?
32:00 <couleurs> i'm an implant
32:00 <druff> idunno
32:00 <Liinda> hai couleurs
32:00 <druff> never looked into the subject
32:00 <Liinda> neither
32:00 <druff> didnt think fake titties got cancer though
32:00 <couleurs> hia Liinda 
33:00 <Liinda> not sure if it would complicate things for her tho
34:00 <druff> ah yea
34:00 <druff> brad must be spewin
34:00 <Liinda> did i hear right that she n brad adopted 2 more kidlets>
34:00 <druff> dunno
34:00 <Liinda> how many have they got?enuogh for a soccer team now?
34:00 <druff> i change the channel when shit like that comes on tele
35:00 <Liinda> yeah im not one to pay attention ti hollywood crap
35:00 <druff> ^5
36:00 <Doodle> brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
36:00 <Liinda> Doodle
36:00 <Doodle> Liinda
36:00 <Liinda> herro
36:00 <Doodle> hai2u
36:00 <Liinda> *bows*
37:00 <couleurs> u 2
37:00 <Doodle> ^_^
37:00 <Liinda> oh wee ental
38:00 <couleurs> hong kong donkey hong
38:00 <Liinda> donkey kong was an awesome game
39:00 <couleurs> u bet yo az
39:00 <druff> didi kong was cool
41:00 <Liinda> im on c64.com now, i wanna play old skool games
42:00 <druff> get old school mario
43:00 <couleurs> u rok Liinder
46:00 <Picard> Liinda hello
49:00 <Liinda> ty couleurs
49:00 <Liinda> hai Picard
49:00 <couleurs> np Liinda 
56:00 <couleurs> !piscers
07:00 <couleurs> 666LiVeRpOoL999666LiVeRpOoL999666LiVeRpOoL999666LiVeRpOoL999666LiVeRpOoL999666LiVeRpOoL9998===DCHeLsEa8===D8===DCHeLsEa8===D8===DCHeLsEa8===D8===DCHeLsEa8===D8===DCHeLsEa8===D8===DCHeLsEa8===D
08:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/580470_394015154025453_1959632992_n.jpg
08:00 <couleurs> ha ha you got me, words
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> :( sore gum
18:00 <Saemon> Serenity
18:00 <Saemon> Serenity u there?
18:00 <Saemon> sezza
18:00 <Saemon> sarah
18:00 <Saemon> yo
18:00 <^ImBroKen2^> no good pandy..
18:00 <Saemon> nvm then
19:00 <^ImBroKen2^> go get it looked at if you can
19:00 <Saemon> its probably infected PandasDontDrive cuz its always immersed in ejaculate all the time
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> naw it's just from flossing earlier
23:00 <Serenity> what
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> :) sezz
25:00 <Serenity> hey
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> chicken nom nom
28:00 <couleurs> Bye Liinder
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/10246632_585118281603837_4115792151183841475_n.jpg
29:00 <Picard> lapotr thats a bit nasty
30:00 <Picard> joshua how are you tonight?
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> good
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> relaxing
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> how're you?
30:00 <Picard> im ok, still a cunt 
31:00 <Picard> you wouldnt expect anything else of me would you
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
31:00 <Picard> im honest,a cunt and sometimes a nice bloke
31:00 <Picard> just means i have a heart
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> true
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> at least you're not Bastardly_One
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> kidding..
32:00 <Picard> id suicide
32:00 <^ImBroKen2^> lol
35:00 <Saemon> oh Serenity u here now?
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> how great is this pic Serenity
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/969998_747797568574975_6399675698487405133_n.jpg
37:00 <Picard> u jerking off over it joshua?
38:00 <Serenity> no im a figment of your imagination
38:00 <Serenity> what do you want Saemon
39:00 <Picard> you could of been idling
40:00 <Saemon> Serenity i wanted to ask if u know whether drew and tully from last years bigbrother are still together or not?
40:00 <Picard> lol
40:00 <Zade> haha
40:00 <Serenity> why the hell would i know or care
40:00 <Picard> no she went back to her gf
40:00 <Picard> he was a limp dick'
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm nowI have soup :)
40:00 <Picard> she prefers to be licked
41:00 <Saemon> i thought u are a fan of bigbrother
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love mums soup
41:00 <Serenity> i watch the tv show. i couldnt give a fuck what happens to them afterwards
41:00 <Picard> so do i
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> everything mums make tastes great
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuckn big brother
43:00 <Picard> its better then these stupid fucking cooking shows
43:00 <Saemon> ic
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> they all stink
45:00 <Picard> well this is fun
45:00 <Picard> joshua are u waiting for wills and kate to arrive?
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> PHEW! I thought my wireless was raping my arsehole but it's just xbox live maintenance
45:00 <Picard> they will be in your city tomorrow
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> who
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
45:00 <Picard> Elizabeth lol
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> um
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> I can't stand them
46:00 <Picard> lies
46:00 <Picard> u will wait outside your shitty little unit in elizabeth waving at them
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> actually I was really pissed off at abc24 because they were covering the sth korean cruise ship accident
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> and then cut to the royals to follow them going to a fucking zoo
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> srsly..
46:00 <Picard> it wasnt a cruise ship, it was a ferry.
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> ferry whatevs
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyway, I don't see what's great about them, they're the biggest welfare frauds ever.
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> like, get a fucking job
47:00 <Picard> they have jobs
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> You help to pay for their lifestyle Picard
47:00 <Picard> i know.
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice isnt it
48:00 <Picard> id rather them get my taxes then dole bludgers
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> why
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> they dont do anything
48:00 <Picard> yes they do
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
48:00 <lapotr> but Picard, why don't you want your own taxes back?
48:00 <Picard> they do some very good work 
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> what do they do"?
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> Parliament do everything
48:00 <Picard> they do a lot of community service type stuff
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> they royal family is outdated and not necesary
49:00 <Picard> they save starving children in africa
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
49:00 <Picard> your not necessary.
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> you people who pay for their lifestyle save children in africa
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> the queen lives on around 80 million a year from taxes
49:00 <Picard> you have no idea what you are talking about
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm sure I do
49:00 <Picard> im sure u dont
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> you seem to have wood for William.
50:00 <Zade> its a nice feeling to think we are also saving children in Africa 
50:00 <Picard> Zade yes it is
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> and now, my friend it has come to that time when I tell you to go fuck yourself Picard, because you are a fat, tiny penised oaf.
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> HA HA HA
50:00 <doctor> I get no nice feeling out of being charitable
50:00 <Zade> i suspect perhaps we even saved a whale or two 
51:00 <Picard> joshua are u bipolar?
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
51:00 <Picard> im sure u have so mental issues.
51:00 <Picard> some*
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> major depressive disorder and ocd
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> mdd is the worst type of depression..
52:00 <Picard> man up and get over it
52:00 <Picard> its a weak mans disease
52:00 <Picard> toughen the fuck up
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> if I were bipolar I would probably be on an extreme high right now
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> well it killed Tony Scott
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> the famous director that jumped off of that bridge.
52:00 <Mew>  australians dont pay her anything annually its only when they visit australia
52:00 <Picard> hopefully it kills u
52:00 <Picard> Mew correct
53:00 <Picard> these cretins have no idea
53:00 <Mew> which would come back from tourism anyway
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh oh now Picard thinks he's smart
53:00 <Picard> the royal family dont just sit on their arse doing nothing all day
53:00 <doctor> How much do you think the taxpayer spent on searching for MH370?
53:00 <Picard> millions doctor
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> waste of time I say
53:00 <Picard> and those cunts are all dead
53:00 <Picard> why search?
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> you fly, you might die
53:00 <Mew> did they ever find that thing?
53:00 <Picard> they are shark shit right about now
54:00 <Mew> ahoy xm
54:00 <Picard> Mew not yet
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> doubt it
54:00 <doctor> People like a feel good story to keep them alive and kicking
54:00 <Picard> they are about to give up on the search
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> the sea is deep
54:00 <Doodle> i like a good feel story
54:00 <xm> ey Mew 
54:00 <couleurs> i'm a feel good story
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> probably at the bottom covered in silt
54:00 <lapotr> PandasDontDrive I hope you go on a plane, it crashes and they don't bother looking for you
54:00 <Saemon> lol i didnt pay for the search for MH370
54:00 <Mew> so much feel
54:00 <Saemon> cuz i dont pay tax
54:00 <lapotr> then you'd die all alone on the ocean
54:00 <Saemon> cuz i dont work
54:00 <Mew> LOL lapotr
54:00 <Saemon> lol suckers
54:00 <Picard> statement of the fukcing year ----------->   <PandasDontDrive> the sea is deep
54:00 <Doodle> [20:54] <Saemon> cuz i dont pay tax
54:00 <Doodle> lol
54:00 <Mew> hahaha
54:00 <Doodle> so you get everything gst free?
54:00 <xm> LOL
55:00 <xm> 'the sea is deep'
55:00 <Picard> lol Doodle
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> doctor, I know right, feel good stories like the situation in the Ukraine, reminding me that I'm glad I don't live in the Ukraine.
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> why is it the statement of the year?
55:00 <Mew> omg...
55:00 <Saemon> all u suckers who got jobs are paying the govt
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's an obvious observation
55:00 <Picard> u stupid cunt
55:00 <Saemon> whilst the govt is paying me
55:00 <Saemon> to come on mirc, eat maccas
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> I thought, instead of you blabbering on
55:00 <Mew> doesnt even have to try
55:00 <Saemon> n see hookers
55:00 <Doodle> to piss in a jug
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'd just point it out
56:00 <Doodle> and live on irc
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> and I'm the stupid one..
56:00 <Saemon> i live a fairly comfortable life
56:00 <Saemon> i able to come on the net
56:00 <lapotr> PandasDontDrive did you know that the sky is blue?
56:00 <Saemon> watch my fav shows
56:00 <Saemon> play my fav games
56:00 <Serenity> you pay tax every time you turn a light on or wipe your ass
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> lapotr?
56:00 <Serenity> you legless waste of air
56:00 <Saemon> no responsibilities
56:00 <Doodle> loooool
56:00 <Mew> you get to sit in a comfy chair all day
56:00 <Saemon> lifes pretty damn swell i must say
56:00 <lapotr> Saemon, you're trying too hard 
57:00 <lapotr> just stop
57:00 <Serenity> make me fucking ill
57:00 <Picard> lol Serenity thats a bit harsh
57:00 <Saemon> lapotr im just stating fact.
57:00 <lapotr> yes, we get it, you want everyone to think you're a fat, lazy, humpty dumpty who pisses in his sink
57:00 <Picard> <Serenity> you legless waste of air
57:00 <Serenity> well really
57:00 <Serenity> hes disgusting
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard, why are you sucking up
57:00 <Picard> so are most here, no need to make them feel worse about themselves
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> O_o
57:00 <Serenity> sits around stewing in his own filth trying to brag about not contributing anything to society
57:00 <Serenity> yuck
57:00 <lapotr> Serenity it doesn't put off Picard, as he has several urine stains on his seat anyway
58:00 <Saemon> are you just basing that on what i eat Serenity?
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol!
58:00 <Saemon> oh i see
58:00 <Saemon> hakuna mutata
58:00 <Picard> Saemon how did u lose your legs?
58:00 <Saemon> it means no worries, for the rest of your daaaaaaays
58:00 <Serenity> sickening
59:00 <lapotr> probably from infection
59:00 <Mew> in nam
59:00 <Serenity> least picard has a fucken job
59:00 <Doodle> he lost them in a poker game
59:00 <lapotr> he pissed himself after cutting his leg
59:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One doesnt have a job
59:00 <lapotr> and it infected his wound
59:00 <Saemon> u condemn me
59:00 <Saemon> u condemn him as well
59:00 <Mew> put your hand up if you have a job
59:00 <Doodle> o/
59:00 <Picard> i hate jobless cunts
59:00 <lapotr> Saemon cry harder
59:00 <Serenity> o/
59:00 <Mew> o/
59:00 <Picard> they are a waste of taxes
59:00 <lapotr> O/
00:00 <Serenity> lapotr has a big head
00:00 <lapotr> I do
00:00 <Doodle> i have a job for you Serenity
00:00 <Picard> should be new laws, 8 weeks of benefits and if u dont have a job fuck off 
00:00 <Saemon> nah lapotr is just fat
00:00 <Serenity> im not finding your fucking mouse Doodle
00:00 <Saemon> thats why is O is bigger than yall
00:00 <Doodle> dont call my knob that
00:00 <Serenity> :O
00:00 <Mew> touch my bass
00:00 <lapotr> Picard, 8 weeks? so what happens when you get laid off for being sexist
00:00 <Doodle> lolol
00:00 <lapotr> your family will starve
00:00 <lapotr> and die
00:00 <Saemon> and fuck off to where?
00:00 <Serenity> go to dal net
01:00 <Serenity> you will fit right in
01:00 <Saemon> im like a 5 gen aussie
01:00 <Doodle> with the pakis
01:00 <lapotr> Serenity dal net is still a thing
01:00 <Doodle> i'm 6th gen so fuck off
01:00 <lapotr> ?
01:00 <Picard> lapotr i wont be going anywhere, i own the fucking company
01:00 <Saemon> greaty ancestors came during the captain cook days
01:00 <Picard> and i will be as sexist as i want
01:00 <simba> Picard races horses in a gay little country town
01:00 <Mew> im a 1st gen woohoo
01:00 <Doodle> lol
01:00 <Doodle> my ancestors were first fleeters
01:00 <lapotr> Picard if I had a dollar for all the people who said "I own the company I work at" on IRC, I'd have enough for a good meal
01:00 <Mew> #1
01:00 <Doodle> criminals
02:00 <Saemon> mine weren't
02:00 <Picard> why is it sexist to say that woman is a know all and its ok to say that man is a wanker?
02:00 <Doodle> cos we are wankers
02:00 <lapotr> today, Picard struggles to understand sexism
02:00 <Picard> lapotr if u had a clue you would know im talking the truth
02:00 <lapotr> as he tells his wife to get back in the kitchen and do dinner
02:00 <Picard> lapotr i cook as often as she does :P
02:00 <doctor> Picard is the most successful person here. He won the title over chucky after he lost his lucrative carpet cleaning business
02:00 <Picard> lol doctor
02:00 <Mew> its true but if you ring his work phone he doesnt even talk
03:00 <Picard> u can get fucked too
03:00 <Mew> just breathes heavily
03:00 <lapotr> doctor, I heard Picard won a noble prize
03:00 <Mew> occasional grunt
03:00 <Mew> speaking of
03:00 <Mew> hi baz
03:00 <The_Baron> hi Mew
03:00 <Saemon> that means he's jerkin off mew
03:00 <Saemon> i do that when i ring up telstra
03:00 <Mew> i.. i know..
03:00 <doctor> His performance on youtube will be remembered untill the day I die
03:00 <Serenity> its not sexist to say those things. its sexist to say they are those things because of their sex
03:00 <Serenity> theres a difference
03:00 <Maurice> Just one of dem dayzzzz dont take it personalz
03:00 <Picard> lol doctor that was gold
03:00 <Doodle> this is doing my head in
03:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCmcppsEguI
03:00 <Saemon> if its a female customer service officer who happens to answer
03:00 <Picard> he sounds like a chipmunk
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Perth HIA Solomons Flooring (Oct 29, 2010) 3:32 - Category: Education - 959 views - 5 likes (41.7%), 7 dislikes (58.3%)
03:00 <Saemon> hehehe
03:00 <The_Baron> well here I am, feeling sick as shit, had to give away my Morbid Angel Ticket for tonight
03:00 <Serenity> what happened to chucky
04:00 <Saemon> its harmless fun
04:00 <Picard> lol doctor
04:00 <Picard> poor chic doing the interview
04:00 <doctor> I think he got chased off
04:00 <Serenity> she looks so bored
04:00 <Picard> "its made in england,we get it from melbourne" 
04:00 <Picard> looooooooooooooooooooooooool
05:00 <The_Baron> brb
05:00 <Serenity> ive never actually seen someone be chased off here properly before
05:00 <Picard> thats as good as "the ocean is deep"
05:00 <Picard> he was removed via a court order
05:00 <simba> products made in england
05:00 <Serenity> comes from melbin
05:00 <Picard> he stills sells flooring
06:00 <simba> what do u sell Picard
06:00 <simba> carpets or some shit
06:00 <Serenity> wonder wht suburb hes in
06:00 <Picard> child slaves
06:00 <simba> u guys r like twins
06:00 <Picard> Serenity i think rockingham
06:00 <Mew> airconditioning n insulation
06:00 <Serenity> oh pff
06:00 <Serenity> thats too far away
06:00 <Picard> Mew not any more "
06:00 <Picard> :P
07:00 <simba> :P
07:00 <Mew> oh okay yep wink received
07:00 <Mew> not anymore guys
07:00 <thestig> how does simba get away with baiting trolling
07:00 <lapotr> Mew you can't expect him to get his story straight every time
07:00 <thestig> simba tell us your secret
07:00 <Picard> he sucks cock
07:00 <lapotr> it's hard keeping up an IRC persona
08:00 <The_Baron> is baiting just code for "saying things I don't like" ?
08:00 <Picard> moved away from the aircon part of the business :P
08:00 <simba> its easy when youre over 40 and out of touch like you guys you assume that everyones out to get you when its really just conversation rolling
08:00 <Picard> i need to piss
08:00 <Serenity> im not sure simba is baiting anyone anymore than anyone else right now
08:00 <Serenity> anyone anymore anyone wtf at that sentense
08:00 <Mew> hahaha shiiiiiit
08:00 <simba> Picard is uncomftorable talking about where he works even though he is happy to reveal where chucky works
08:00 <couleurs> 666LiVeRpOoL999666LiVeRpOoL999666LiVeRpOoL999666LiVeRpOoL999666LiVeRpOoL999666LiVeRpOoL9998===DCHeLsEa8===D8===DCHeLsEa8===D8===DCHeLsEa8===D8===DCHeLsEa8===D8===DCHeLsEa8===D8===DCHeLsEa8===D
08:00 <Mew> on fire
08:00 <The_Baron> Picard works?
08:00 <Picard> simba everyone knows what i do for a living 
08:00 <Picard> its no secret
08:00 <Serenity> couleurs i told you last night not to do that
08:00 <Serenity> fuck off
08:00 <The_Baron> I thought he was just some fat fuck on DSP
08:00 <simba> lol
09:00 <Picard> and i did not say where chunky works
09:00 <simba> i didnt know
09:00 <Picard> all i said is he is on the flooring business
09:00 <Serenity> solomons!
09:00 <couleurs> whoops...
09:00 <Picard> Serenity i dont think its solomons, after dave sent them 100000 emails they sacked chunks
09:00 <Serenity> ohhh you mean he works somewhere else
09:00 <Picard> fucked up their server for days lol
09:00 <Serenity> probably trevors carpets or something
09:00 <Picard> no idea
10:00 <Doodle> dodgy bros
10:00 <Serenity> muppets flooring
10:00 <Picard> all i know is its the flooring industry
10:00 <Picard> and he sells mats at markets on weekends
10:00 <simba> did u guys ever talk about insulation/rooms/floors/house stuff
10:00 <Picard> binding or some shit
10:00 <Serenity> i dont think picard works in floorin
10:00 <Serenity> g
10:00 <Picard> i dont
11:00 <simba> i know but insulation and air conditioning is all around the same yobbo field
11:00 <simba> they couldve had a chin wag about building houses, being big blokes
11:00 <simba> being big aussie blokes
11:00 <Picard> simba its better then being on the dole
11:00 <The_Baron> god people who talk about their work
11:00 <Picard> u should try working for a living
11:00 <simba> maybe
11:00 <simba> i wouldnt know
12:00 <simba> being on the dole would probably be better than being an air conditioning man
12:00 <Picard> leeching off your parents isnt acceptable
12:00 <The_Baron> dude, being on the dole sucks
12:00 <Serenity> i dunno man
12:00 <Serenity> the dole would suck
12:00 <The_Baron> but working too hard for money sucks too
12:00 <Serenity> and theres decent money in ac installation
12:00 <The_Baron> just do what I do, find the least tasking job with the highest pay rate
12:00 <Picard> i dont understand people who are happy to be on the dole
12:00 <Picard> it would suck not having money to do the things you wanted
13:00 <The_Baron> best thing for any lazy stoner to do, sales
13:00 <Picard> lol 
13:00 <simba> working simple repetitive tasks is bad
13:00 <Serenity> the dole rate is literally less than my rent per week so.. that doesnt sound like fun
13:00 <Picard> my guy in sales get fuck all if he doesnt sell
13:00 <Picard> $450 a week plus commissions
13:00 <simba> lazy stoners wouldnt wanna deal with people tho
13:00 <The_Baron> dude, I run purely on commisions
13:00 <Serenity> yeah but imagine $400 a fortnight
13:00 <Serenity> thats fucken baddd
13:00 <The_Baron> and I haven't made less than a grand a week 
13:00 <lapotr> actually, if you want to be lazy
14:00 <lapotr> just work in a call centre
14:00 <Picard> my fuel bill is more then $400 a fortnight
14:00 <The_Baron> I only work 15 hours a week at most
14:00 <Doodle> hey
14:00 <lapotr> it's probably the easiest work you can ever do
14:00 <Picard> The_Baron what do u sell?
14:00 <The_Baron> Picard, advertising paraphernalia
14:00 <The_Baron> like beer coaster ads and shit
14:00 <Picard> oh ok
14:00 <Picard> telemarket?
14:00 <The_Baron> yeah
15:00 <The_Baron> but I only hassle businesses, not individuals
15:00 <Picard> i need a good advertising consultant
15:00 <Serenity> im of the opinion a job is a job is a job
15:00 <Serenity> id clean toilets if it would keep me off the dole
15:00 <Picard> same Serenity
15:00 <Doodle> i'd clean Serenity if it would keep me off the dole
15:00 <Picard> ive never ever been on the dole
15:00 <Serenity> :o
15:00 <Doodle> but she pays shit all
15:00 <Picard> lol Doodle
15:00 <The_Baron> but that's as much as I am gonna talk about work
15:00 <The_Baron> coz talking about work is boring
16:00 <Picard> lol
16:00 <Picard> do u do radio adds?
16:00 <simba> this is one of my fav acds albums very kool 100 % of pure rock a nod to rock and roll a real catcyness yet raw as helllllllllllllllllllll my rating as a classic 70s lp 98 % its just a classic if u love 70s rock this is for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
16:00 <Doodle> whoah
16:00 <Picard> i want an add designed
16:00 <The_Baron> nah no radio or tv or nothing like that dude
16:00 <Doodle> BEER COASTERS FUCK 
16:00 <Doodle> CANT YOU READ
17:00 <The_Baron> lol
17:00 <Picard> ok
17:00 <Doodle> hehehe
17:00 <Picard> well thats no use to me, they dont work
17:00 <The_Baron> but yeah if u want a beer coaster ad put in every SLSC around the gold coast region, then sure I can do that
17:00 <The_Baron> :P
17:00 <Doodle> what about ear coasters
17:00 <Doodle> for the hearing aids at rsl's
18:00 <The_Baron> hahah
18:00 <Picard> lol
18:00 <Picard> nuh bit to far for me to travel
18:00 <The_Baron> I hate the concept of the sales work I do
18:00 <The_Baron> but I like the 30% commision
19:00 <Serenity> i cant do stuff where i have to push sales
19:00 <Serenity> i worked in a camera shop once and we had to push for more and more items to be sold per customer
19:00 <Serenity> i was really shit at it
19:00 <Picard> lol
19:00 <The_Baron> well I got plenty of sales experience
19:00 <The_Baron> sure mostly in illicit drugs
19:00 <The_Baron> but still, it all helps
19:00 <The_Baron> :P
20:00 <Picard> lmfao
20:00 <Serenity> i have retail experience but where you can be like
20:00 <Picard> u upsell an ounce to a pound do u The_Baron?
20:00 <Serenity> 'do you need any help' and they tell you no
20:00 <The_Baron> Picard, something like that
20:00 <Serenity> not where someone comes in looking for a photo album and you have to try and sell them film tape decorations
20:00 <Serenity> etc
20:00 <thestig> doodle webber got third in his first race
20:00 <Doodle> i saw
21:00 <Doodle> GO WEBBER
21:00 <thestig> lol
21:00 <The_Baron> the trick to an upsell is to bundle it
21:00 <Doodle> i see the f1 cars this year are modelled after daniel ricciardo's nose
21:00 <The_Baron> "yeah u can have that, but for only such and such u can have this with it"
21:00 <simba> Hahahahaha.
22:00 <The_Baron> brb 
27:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8ucz_pm3LX8
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Void) - - -
27:00 <Mew> HA
28:00 <Mew> gallifreyed BlackDevil
28:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8ucz_pm3LX8&feature=kp
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Beyoncé featuring Sean Paul - Baby Boy ft. Sean Paul (Oct 2, 2009) 4:10 - Category: Music - 34,661,699 views - 67,004 likes (97%), 2,061 dislikes (3%)
30:00 <Picard> oh my
31:00 <Picard> who is watching resurrection?
31:00 <Mew> all of the "those type of people" people in aus
31:00 <Mew> + you
32:00 <lapotr> what is resurrection?
33:00 <Mew> a tv show
33:00 <lapotr> I don't get people who still watch broadcast TV
33:00 <xm> it's another teen romance vampire TV show
33:00 <lapotr> it's 2014 for crying out loud
33:00 <xm> no one dies, they keep coming back from the dead
33:00 <lapotr> sounds dull
33:00 <xm> hence...  R E S U R R E C T I O N
34:00 <Mew> it falls into the same category as the good wife, medium, the mentalist etc
34:00 <Doodle> anything on tv after 7pm
34:00 <Doodle> actually
34:00 <Doodle> anything on tv 
34:00 <Mew> ^
34:00 <Doodle> except the F1!
35:00 <Mew> X
35:00 <xm> Doodle sleeps on a racecar bed
35:00 <Mew> thats a big cross
35:00 <Doodle> i would
35:00 <Mew> not an x
35:00 <Mew> k
35:00 <xm> and make vroom vroom noises in his PJs!
35:00 <Doodle> i'm too tall for car beds
35:00 <xm> makes*
35:00 <Doodle> ok Mew
35:00 <Mew> thx for confirming
35:00 <Mew> xx
35:00 <Doodle> no worries skipper
36:00 <Mew> taco keeses
36:00 <Doodle> :o
36:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Eric Cartman As J. Lo - Taco Flavoured Kisses.mp3 (4.58MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 3:20)
36:00 <Mew> hahaha
36:00 <Doodle> tacotacotacoburritotacotaco
36:00 <Mew> tacotacotaco
36:00 <The_Baron> FISH TACO!
38:00 <Mew> how good is lemon butter spread on toast
38:00 <The_Baron> yeah it's pretty good
39:00 <xm> how good is garlic bread
39:00 <Maurice> My neighbour gets the lemons off my tree and makes it for us
39:00 <Maurice> So delish
40:00 <DemonsRun> Lemon butter?
40:00 <DemonsRun> lapotr: Anything u want to say to me can be done here. No need for a pm.
41:00 <simba> owned
41:00 <simba> idk lemon butter either!!
41:00 <Picard> lapotr has issues
41:00 <partay> Mew make me a lemon butter spread sammich
41:00 <Mew> yes master
42:00 <DemonsRun> I want to try this, lemon butter
42:00 <Serenity> how do you not know what lemon butter is DemonsRun
42:00 <Serenity> dafaq
42:00 <DemonsRun> I don't
42:00 <DemonsRun> I want to tho
42:00 <Picard> stick your lemon in your arse
42:00 <DemonsRun> I love lemon anything
42:00 <simba> me 2
42:00 <partay> pictard.. get back to your factory 
43:00 <simba> lol
43:00 <Serenity> we got some awesome lemon butter when we went away l;ast year from this winery ermergerd
43:00 <DemonsRun> Google time
44:00 <DemonsRun> You mean lemon curd or butter?
44:00 <Serenity> its the same thing
44:00 <Serenity> http://www.providore.com.au/online-shop/providore/jams-honey-and-marmalade/lemon-curd-lemon-butter
45:00 <Serenity> this one hnnggg
45:00 <Serenity> http://www.providore.com.au/online-shop/providore/jams-honey-and-marmalade/passionfruit-curd-330g
45:00 <DemonsRun> Well
45:00 <DemonsRun> That I've had
47:00 <The_Baron> it is
47:00 <The_Baron> when u mix lemon into butter, it creates a curd
47:00 <The_Baron> hence lemon curd
47:00 <Serenity> it creates delicious is what it creates
48:00 <The_Baron> that too
48:00 <DemonsRun> That it does 
48:00 <DemonsRun> I need mason jars so I can make some & store it
49:00 <Serenity> ive never mdae anything like that
49:00 <Serenity> i bet i could
49:00 <DemonsRun> Is easy
49:00 <The_Baron> it's pretty easy
50:00 <DemonsRun> I did for a lemon cake, but didn't need to store it
50:00 <Maurice> Or you could have a neighbour like mine who makes it for you
50:00 <The_Baron> making a good pickled mango however, isn't
50:00 <Maurice> It's even easier then
50:00 <Maurice> Yuck, mango
50:00 <Serenity> yeah not a fan of mango
50:00 <The_Baron> faeries nuts
51:00 <The_Baron> never known anyone to say "yuck mango"
51:00 <Serenity> its gross
51:00 <Serenity> tastes mouldy
51:00 <Maurice> Now you know someone
51:00 <Maurice> 2 people
52:00 <The_Baron> dunno about that
52:00 <The_Baron> I gotta admit, when a mango aint properly grown, matured, it can taste a bit too ripe
52:00 <Maurice> Serenity, Rocky Horror on thurs night
52:00 <Serenity> oooo
54:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10250227_678010392266727_3477572816349422091_n.jpg
54:00 <The_Baron> I want one of these
54:00 <Mew> theyve got them pretty cheap on ebay
55:00 <Mew> the brand name ones are about $600-$800 i think
55:00 <The_Baron> yeah will have to check it out
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> How fat is that Picard, in the windowwww
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> Please won't somebody buy himmmm
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> wish I didnt nap earlier, feels like it should still be sun up :/
57:00 <partay> lol
57:00 <The_Baron> wonder if I could get one sent before the 3rd of may
58:00 <^pilot^> evening gentlemen
58:00 <Maurice> There are no gentlemen here
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> only gentiles.
59:00 <^pilot^> Josh
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> cept those burnt matchsticks beehhh and Student
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup M
59:00 <^pilot^> not too much man 
59:00 <Serenity> jamie oliver is on tv.. god damn i would mount his brittish lips
59:00 <^pilot^> Stuck at Auski Roadhouse, north of Munjina Gorge
59:00 <^pilot^> on my way up to Port Hedland
00:00 <^pilot^> there was a NASTY accident today, Triple Road Train vs Ute
00:00 <^pilot^> twas the Ute driver's fault
02:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/10171651_10154021501065494_3347362652504444482_n.jpg
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> true?
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> :S
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> NASTY as in multiple deaths huh..
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> Good old Easter, Jesus died and so shall many of us.
07:00 <Maurice> 5 people died here over the easter holiday
08:00 <Serenity> that was just the people that got in my way at the shops
08:00 <Maurice> Lol
08:00 <Doodle> :o
08:00 <Maurice> Death by trolley
08:00 <Doodle> [21:59] <^pilot^> Stuck at Auski Roadhouse, north of Munjina Gorge
08:00 <Doodle> MUNJINA GORGE
08:00 <Doodle> LOL
08:00 <Maurice> Then clean your mimsy
09:00 <Doodle> i'm so hard now
09:00 <The_Baron> I was lazy doing easter egg shopping
09:00 <The_Baron> got to the shops and only the really expensive eggs were left
10:00 <The_Baron> though I gotta say, white chocolate and pistachio egg was pretty tastey
10:00 <Serenity> we got like $100 worth of eggs for $30 today
10:00 <Serenity> so good
10:00 <Maurice> I did my easter shopping on saturday
10:00 <couleurs> pics
10:00 <Doodle> you know she has them
10:00 <couleurs> lol @ munjina
11:00 <The_Baron> the cheapest eggs I bought were the egg and spoon ones (the ones with the mousse inside) they were 7 bucks
11:00 <The_Baron> 4 in a box
11:00 <Serenity> i got lindt bunnies for $1.14 today
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> it is time to shoot many people in the head with a sniper rifle.
11:00 <The_Baron> so I spent a 100 bucks on eggs, and got about yeah, a 100 bucks worth of overpriced eggs
11:00 <The_Baron> :P
11:00 <Doodle> urmum was cheaper than 7 bucks and you can get more than 4 in her box
12:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-b-hkg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/10294387_10151976959577331_497474914617395303_n.jpg
12:00 <Maurice> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/1506400_717338674983946_2495574077432050702_n.jpg
12:00 <Maurice> Consider that what buying chocolate
12:00 <Maurice> If you lack toast
12:00 <The_Baron> Doodle, the only difference between your mum and a bowling ball is that you can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball
12:00 <Doodle> LOL
12:00 <Doodle> my mum isn't black
12:00 <Doodle> like a bowling ball
13:00 <Picard> still talking shit i see
13:00 <Maurice> Shes a lovely shade of purple
13:00 <The_Baron> not all bowling balls are black
13:00 <The_Baron> you fucking bowling bigot
13:00 <Doodle> haha
13:00 <Serenity> LOL
13:00 <Doodle> they are in my mind
13:00 <Maurice> I use the pink one when I go
13:00 <Maurice> More realistic
13:00 <Picard> lol
13:00 <Doodle> hot
13:00 <The_Baron> my last game sucked
13:00 <Doodle> oh wait you mean bowling
13:00 <The_Baron> I only bowled a 96
13:00 <Doodle> one of my mates works at a bowling alley under the lanes
14:00 <Doodle> fucking terrifying
14:00 <Doodle> everything is actively trying to kill you
14:00 <Serenity> lol
14:00 <Picard> lol
14:00 <Picard> good place for u
14:00 <Doodle> i dont care for bowling
14:00 <The_Baron> I don't mind it
14:00 <Maurice> I enjoy it
14:00 <partay> pictard.. do they make XXXXL hi-vis shirts ?
14:00 <Picard> its ok
14:00 <The_Baron> there was a alley down the road from me
14:00 <The_Baron> but they closed down
14:00 <Doodle> the problem is i look too good in the shoes and i get mobbed
14:00 <The_Baron> every tuesday and thurday was 5 dollar games
15:00 <Picard> partgay i wouldnt know, try google if u need one
15:00 <Maurice> My very first mothers day, me and my sister dumped the kids with mum and took the husbands bowling
15:00 <partay> The_Baron no wonder they closed down
15:00 <The_Baron> but now that it's shut down, I prolly won't bother
15:00 <Maurice> I kicked all their arses
15:00 <Maurice> Thank you, beer
15:00 <Doodle> then went bowling?
15:00 <partay> pictard.. never ever worn one 
15:00 <Maurice> Exactly
15:00 <Doodle> nice
15:00 <Doodle> 1
15:00 <Picard> partgay, never ever worked have u
15:00 <Maurice> (20:14:55) (Doodle): the problem is i look too good in the shoes and i get mobbed
15:00 <Maurice> Lol
15:00 <Doodle> i like the bowling at sovereign hill
15:00 <partay> hhahahaha
15:00 <Doodle> cos its for retards
15:00 <The_Baron> though I do recommend doing the glow in the dark bowling at strike on acid
15:00 <Doodle> and there is lemonade
16:00 <Maurice> My sister went bowling for work, they had new bowling shoes so she casually walked out wearing them
16:00 <partay> pictard.. you'll never ever earn what i do.. in 3 lifetimes 
16:00 <Doodle> hot
16:00 <The_Baron> now I do the occasional sunday lawn bowls
16:00 <Picard> lmfao
16:00 <Doodle> did she get mobbed
16:00 <partay> Maurice your sister is a hipsteer
16:00 <Picard> i pay more in taxes then u earn
16:00 <partay> LOL
16:00 <Maurice> Over here she'd get mobbed with or without the shoes
16:00 <partay> oh pictard
16:00 <Doodle> its ok at first but you eventually get sick of autographing cleavage
16:00 <partay> youre funny
17:00 <partay> Doodle seen the movie Kingpin ?
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
17:00 <Doodle> neg
17:00 <The_Baron> http://i.imgur.com/WHWA6A8.jpg
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard and his good old little Fish & Chip company
17:00 <partay> oh fuckin gold
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> I heard that Picard is made entirely of cheese and lard.
18:00 <partay> and a covering of creepy
18:00 <Doodle> he must get melty
18:00 <Maurice> And sweaty
18:00 <The_Baron> doesn't matter how much gruyere you use, I aint gonna have a Picard fondu
18:00 <Picard> the ocean is deep
18:00 <Doodle> D:
18:00 <The_Baron> prolly smell like a comic book convention
18:00 <The_Baron> :P
18:00 <Doodle> [22:18] <Picard> the ocean is derp
18:00 <partay> lol
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> I was mocking you
18:00 <Maurice> Or an STD clinc when the aircon fails
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> when I said that 'the sea is deep'
18:00 <Picard> breaking news from PandasDontDrive earlier
18:00 <Doodle> Maurice!
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> GET IT THROUGH YOUR BIG FAT CHEESEY HEAD!
19:00 <Picard> of course u were, moron
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> well I was
19:00 <partay> pictard.. tell everyone about your latest failure 
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> how stupid are you?
19:00 <Picard> u keep telling yourself that
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> how the fuck did you finish school
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> how the fuck how the fuck lol
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU ALIVE
20:00 <partay> he tried to hit on kattt and she alsmost barfed a lung up 
20:00 <Maurice> I swear, if your nick starts with P, your IQ is lowered by around 40 points
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard is the guy that walks into glass sliding doors.
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> birdbrain (is what I'm getting at)
20:00 <Doodle> /nick Pdoodle
20:00 <Picard> lol
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> so maybe you understand that I'm still mocking you
20:00 <Maurice> /nick Pmaurice
20:00 <Picard> Doodle u cunt i literally snorted then'
20:00 <The_Baron> that's roughly the amount of IQ points you lose for living in queensland, Maurice
20:00 <Doodle> lol
20:00 <Maurice> Double whammy
21:00 <partay> as if shed be interested in a fat ugly prick like you pictard... WAKE UP 
22:00 <Picard> partgay wtf are u ranting about?
22:00 <Doodle> he cracked on to a shed?
22:00 <Pee_Baron> now I can't tie my shoelaces
22:00 <Picard> guys seriously u need to stop this obsession with me
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> ROFLMAO
22:00 <Pee_Baron> I think I might join the Palmer United Party
22:00 <partay> hahahaha
22:00 <Picard> every night PandasDontDrive,partgay and co come here to troll me. its no healthy lads
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> *rolls eyes*
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard look
23:00 <partay> pictard you troll yourself everyday
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> there's a really nice redhead I know
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> just waiting for you in bed right now
23:00 <Picard> move on, get a hobby
23:00 <Pee_Baron> that! is the smell! of success!
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> I thought I was your hobby farm.
23:00 <Picard> dunno any red heads joshua
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> so when's your next interstate business trip
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> and by business trip I mean prostitute fuck.
25:00 <Picard> tomorrow
25:00 <Picard> going to india
25:00 <Picard> be away for 4 weeks
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> I can't believe you cheat on your wife
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> spending money you could spend on her and your kids
25:00 <Picard> she can
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> ... on prostitutes.
25:00 <Picard> she watches
25:00 <Picard> gets her off
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> morals dude
26:00 <Serenity> does she know you cheat on her picard?
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> you can come on irc and bag us all you like
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> but you are a pathetic, disgusting man.
26:00 <Picard> i cheat?
26:00 <Serenity> i dont know do you?
26:00 <Picard> at least im not a drug fucked moron on dsp
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> paying for prostitutes is cheating
26:00 <Serenity> im reading parts of the convo here
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> you've gone on and on about it before
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> wanting to come to see me when you're here and get hookers.
26:00 <Doodle> hey i'm not on dsp
26:00 <Picard> in joshua's fantasy i do so im going with it
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> Memory of a goldfish this one.
27:00 <Picard> meet you?
27:00 <Picard> lmfao
27:00 <Serenity> oh
27:00 <Picard> i wouldnt piss on a cunt like u if u were on fire
27:00 <Serenity> well thats no fun
27:00 <Picard> sorry Serenity
27:00 <Picard> maybe for u id make an acception
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> wow
27:00 <Picard> only if u swallow
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> you way of rationalising, doesn't surprise me
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> an acception
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
28:00 <thestig> jenifer has lost the plot
28:00 <The_Baron> exception*
28:00 <Picard> jenifer is raging tonight
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> uh oh onto my mum again.
28:00 <The_Baron> https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/10302440_390611487745674_1964880739788745298_n.jpg
28:00 <Picard> The_Baron TY
29:00 <thestig> josh did your father die in shame?
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Stig you're the guy that takes peoples personal information, memes it and puts it on 4chan
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> hardly think anything you have to say holds neither merit or *falls asleep*
29:00 <Picard> lol joshua
29:00 <Picard> must be smoko joshua
30:00 <Picard> your getting 0wned so its time to run
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> owned?
30:00 <partay> pictard also time for bed for you.. early start in the factory romorow
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> by disrespecting my mother and father?
30:00 <Picard> partgay time to lube that arse for your bf
30:00 <The_Baron> I think I will take this as a cue to chop up
30:00 <The_Baron> brb
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard, I know that sometimes when friends and family say it, it doesn't sink in. So it helps to hear it from a stranger
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> You're fat.
30:00 <Picard> was he really your father??
30:00 <thestig> lol posting pics comeback, your father is very ashamed 
31:00 <Picard> or just some unlukcky guy who got the blame?
31:00 <thestig> i guess for a failed writter without imagination that is all you can come up with
31:00 <Picard> lol
32:00 <Picard> fairytales?
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm not failed
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> I recently turned down a great job 
32:00 <Picard> you have be published??
32:00 <Picard> failed writer
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> no it was writing for comics.
32:00 <Picard> lol
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
33:00 <Picard> failed
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> decided I don't feel that it's real writing.
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> still on good terms with the guy.. so it's cool.
33:00 <Picard> centrelink wasnt cutting u off?
33:00 <thestig> lol he still using that excuse
33:00 <The_Baron> I'm sure Neil Gaiman and Alan Moore would agree, PandasDontDrive :P
33:00 <Picard> faked the job seekers diary?
33:00 <thestig> lol
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> huh
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> The_Baron, I'm sure lol
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> just not for me
34:00 <The_Baron> comic books/graphic novels are just as valid as novels
34:00 <Picard> lol
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> I prefer novels
35:00 <thestig> stan lee thinks you are a fucking idiot
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> novels novellas, short stories <3
35:00 <Picard> u prefer fairytales, you sure tell enough here
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> Stan Lee is a fame whore
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> nothing more.
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> he's taken credit for things he practically had no part in.
35:00 <thestig> the think is not only do you have writers block, you also have job block seeing as you have never worked a day in your lif
35:00 <thestig> e
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> the think huh
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> I don't have writers block
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> I write dialogue every day and research
36:00 <thestig> you cant write
37:00 <Picard> when u are not stoned
37:00 <thestig> you dribble shit in here all day
37:00 <The_Baron> I couldn't comment on that as I have never seen anything u have written
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> when am I stoned?
37:00 <The_Baron> other than the rants on here
37:00 <thestig> oh the rantss
37:00 <Picard> rantssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> these two guys love to go on about me
37:00 <Picard> its all he does
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> but ask Picard what he does for a living
37:00 <Picard> he is obsessed with me
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> and you'll never get a response
37:00 <Picard> this is about u not me
37:00 <thestig> atleast picard has a living
37:00 <Picard> everyone knows what i do moron
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> how do we know?
37:00 <thestig> you have nothing and say you turndown work josh
37:00 <The_Baron> I'm sure I have made it pretty clear I don't really care if anyone has a job/career or not
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> is his living trolling me on irc?
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> Rich man by now!
38:00 <Mew> the thick brown fox jumped over the hairy log
38:00 <thestig> MEW MEW
38:00 <The_Baron> the hairy fox jumped over the brown log
38:00 <Mew> stigtown
38:00 <The_Baron> I'm sure it's a euphamism for some sort of sexual practice
38:00 <Picard> http://www.melbourne-private-escort.com/about-jennifer-escort.html
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard I've just spent over five-hundred dollars on clothes, 3 items
39:00 <Mew> lol theres a show on abc atm and theres a character called "big nut-brown hare"
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> can you even afford to do that?
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> mister big shot
39:00 <Mew> gets me evritym
39:00 <thestig> lolll 500 of centerlinks loan
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> if I were on centerlink
39:00 <Picard> lmfao
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'd rape them hard
40:00 <Picard> sure u did
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> prob say I'm abo
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> and female
40:00 <Picard> $5.00 at the salvos shop
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> and  have a kid
40:00 <The_Baron> so if aint on the dole or got welfare
40:00 <The_Baron> and no job
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> money in the bank?
40:00 <The_Baron> who the fuck provides u 500 bucks for such frivolous spending
40:00 <Picard> he is on centrelink
40:00 <Mew> its magic money
40:00 <Picard> he talks shit
41:00 <Mew> from a magical leoplurodon
41:00 <Picard> his unit is so fucking old the plumbing is on the outsides of the walls
41:00 <thestig> lol
41:00 <Picard> its more a homeless squat
41:00 <thestig> he has a shiter at the back
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> the what
41:00 <Picard> he shares it with 4 homeless men
41:00 <Picard> they take turns at his arse
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> um
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> oookay
41:00 <couleurs> hehe
42:00 <Serenity> oh i didnt know pipes on the outside meant it was really old HAHA our laundry has pipes on the outside wall
42:00 <Serenity> sheeeyut
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol sezz
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> I just feel so dirty, having to dig a hole in the garden to poop
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> dang ol' pipes on the outside
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> damn homeless men sticking it in my bum.
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> WOE IS ME
42:00 <Picard> nowdays builders tend to hide the pipes behind the plaster
42:00 <Serenity> makes sense
43:00 <Serenity> cause in summer you cant get cold water out of the laundry tap
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
43:00 <Picard> lol
43:00 <Serenity> but this place is fairly old.. like 70's at least
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard has no idea what he's on about
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
43:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive doesnt have hot water
43:00 <The_Baron> pipes on the outside seems more practical though
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> and the old places around here
43:00 <The_Baron> would be a lot easier to work on
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> and town 
43:00 <JimmyJack> Pictard
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> are the most expensive in the city area
43:00 <Picard> Loof u drunk
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> old places ftw
44:00 <Picard> joshua u live in elizabeth dont lie
44:00 <Loof> got my ejuice
44:00 <Loof> tastes like shit
44:00 <Serenity> i have cola e juice
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
44:00 <Serenity> tastes like chuppa chups
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> I would never ever move to Elizabeth
45:00 <Serenity> where is elizabeth
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm going to buy my own place sometime next yr
45:00 <The_Baron> I had a taste of some blueberry ejuice the other day
45:00 <The_Baron> tasted pretty good
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's heading out country way
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's where the unfortunate live sezz
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> but they've been trying to turn the city of Elizabeth around for some time.
47:00 <Serenity> ive got cola, smores, blueberry cheesecake and choc mint dream
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> I've got the keys to your house!
47:00 <partay> Serenity you like a sugar hit ow and then don't you ?
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'M RAIDING THE CUPBOARDS MAANN
47:00 <The_Baron> though I don't think I will bother getting a ecig
47:00 <Serenity> i told you to stop fucking stealing my keys
47:00 <Picard> Serenity elizabeth is the scum part of adelaide
47:00 <The_Baron> I didn't find it as satisfying as a real smoke
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> I will do things to that nommy cheesecake I should be put in PRISON FOR!
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
47:00 <Serenity> partay im taling about e-juice not fucken food
48:00 <Serenity> talking
48:00 <The_Baron> it's a novelty for me, like smoking grape flavoured tobacco out of a nargil/sheesha
48:00 <Picard> by this he means his own places under a bridge on Hanson Road  <PandasDontDrive> I'm going to buy my own place sometime next yr
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard don't tell porkie pies
48:00 <Serenity> if you get ones that have a strong throat hit
48:00 <Serenity> its like smoking a real one
48:00 <The_Baron> sort of
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> I am, hopefully
48:00 <The_Baron> I had one that was like tasted like marlboro red, it had that throat thing
49:00 <Picard> joshua u need a job and money to buy a house
49:00 <The_Baron> but still wasn't like a real cig
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> well technically
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> you just need money ;)
49:00 <Serenity> i dont think anything beats a real ciggy
49:00 <Serenity> god i miss it
49:00 <Maurice> I wish you two would shut your fucking gaping face wounds and stop taking potshots at each other before I ban you
49:00 <Maurice> AGAIN
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> real ciggy like rollie or tailor?
49:00 <thestig> picard he will wait till his mummy dies so he gets a free ride
49:00 <The_Baron> but I have barely been smoking cigs lately coz of all my pot smoking
49:00 <thestig> poor daddy
49:00 <Serenity> dont ban him Maurice picard will have a melt down and blame me again
49:00 <The_Baron> I only use 2 smokes a day for spin
49:00 <The_Baron> so aint felt like a cig in ages
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL sezz
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> wouldnt want that again
49:00 <partay> pictard no one wants a fibro shack like the hovel you live in 
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
50:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity
50:00 <Maurice> Obviously the ban msg said it was you
50:00 <Picard> oh my
50:00 <Serenity> happens all the time haha
50:00 <Picard> partgay u know nothing
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> partay did ya hear that? You know naarrzzziing!
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
51:00 <Picard> Serenity gets Maurice to do the dirty work 
51:00 <Maurice> Uh no
51:00 <Serenity> LOL
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> so warm in the lounge
51:00 <Maurice> I just can't stand your fat, bowling ball shaped face
51:00 <Picard> then she still smells like roses
51:00 <Serenity> Maurice mop the fucken floor
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> by dirty work
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> you mean go down on her?
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> that aint dirty
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> IT'S HOT!
51:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive have u ever had a root?
51:00 <Maurice> The fact you think only Serenity would ever ban you is hilarious
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> nup
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> no guys want me
51:00 <Maurice> One more comment, JUST ONE, and you'regone
52:00 <Serenity> you cant think for yourself duh
52:00 <Serenity> its all meeeee
52:00 <Maurice> Oh right
52:00 <Serenity> muah ha ha
52:00 <Picard> Maurice are u an angry asian?
52:00 <Maurice> Yes
52:00 <thestig> haha
52:00 <Picard> ok.
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> why do the Japanese always sound angry
52:00 <The_Baron> no she's a petualant caucasian
52:00 <Serenity> if youre down for dirty work tho mo
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
52:00 <Serenity> you can come to the dishes
52:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive u had eyes like that u would be fucking angry
52:00 <Maurice> Oh uhm, I think Im washing my hair
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> can I watch this *ahem* 'dirty work' in action?
52:00 <Picard> poor cunts walk into walls all the time
53:00 <Maurice> I have my own dishes to wash :/
53:00 <Picard> make your husband do it
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> i flooded the kitchen again, yesterday
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> was quite amusing tbh
53:00 <Serenity> i better go do em
53:00 <Maurice> I would if I had one
53:00 <Picard> he left?
53:00 <Maurice> Yes
53:00 <Maurice> Today infact
53:00 <Picard> couldnt handle your shit?
53:00 <Maurice> Guess not
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> he left for cigarettes and never came back
53:00 <Picard> lol today?
54:00 <Picard> really?
54:00 <Maurice> Yes
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> now she's raising Nelson all on her own.
54:00 <Picard> sorry.
54:00 <Maurice> Only a 2.45pm flight
54:00 <Maurice> Only = on
54:00 <Picard> he is coming back?
54:00 <Maurice> In a month, yes
54:00 <Picard> poor bastard
54:00 <Maurice> Could be worse, he could be married to you
54:00 <Maurice> Then he'd know misery
55:00 <Picard> im sure, he wouldnt like my cock in his arse im sure
55:00 <The_Baron> how do u know that?
55:00 <thestig> lol
55:00 <Picard> educated guess
55:00 <Picard> lol
55:00 <Maurice> Doubt anyone would feel that little pecker
55:00 <partay> pictard youd enjoy it 
55:00 <thestig> u never know these high flyer types picard
55:00 <Picard> well maybe after years with asian Maurice he might like it
55:00 <partay> you talk about it all the time 
55:00 <The_Baron> maybe he comes back from his trip, and Maurice puts on a 10 inch strapon
55:00 <The_Baron> and tears into him like a packet of crisps
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard -> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/10268581_1405781363031193_1083690498435488958_n.jpg
55:00 <Picard> partgay id fuck a guy, just not you :)
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> soz Maurice, had to :P
56:00 <Maurice> I had a toothbrush with that on as a kid
56:00 <Maurice> It's not a trip, he's gone to work
56:00 <Picard> u have teeth?
56:00 <Maurice> Not anymore
56:00 <Maurice> All the meth took its toll
56:00 <Picard> lol
56:00 <The_Baron> so it's a business trip
57:00 <The_Baron> or is he in the mines or some shit
57:00 <Maurice> Mines
57:00 <The_Baron> so what is it like a 3 week on, 1 week off kinda thing?
57:00 <Maurice> 4 on, 1 off
57:00 <The_Baron> oh fuck that
57:00 <Picard> up north?
57:00 <Maurice> I do for that week ;)
58:00 <partay> pictard no out west
58:00 <thestig> 1 week on 4 weeks off
58:00 <partay> idiot
58:00 <Picard> partgay shut the fuck up adults are talking
58:00 <partay> pictard time for bed 
58:00 <The_Baron> so he's clearing what, around 2 grand + a week I presume
58:00 <Maurice> 4
58:00 <Picard> wanna be more then 2k
59:00 <Picard> my mate works for rio tinto
59:00 <The_Baron> the median income is around 2200 
59:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, 4 grand, he's obviously doing something more technical
59:00 <partay> The_Baron hes a pimp
59:00 <Picard> yes he makes the beds in the accommodation
00:00 <The_Baron>  man even they make good money in the mines
00:00 <The_Baron> 250 a day
00:00 <The_Baron> if u stay for more than 6 months, it goes up to 360
00:00 <partay> 250 ? 
00:00 <partay> WTF
00:00 <partay> thats chicken feed
00:00 <Maurice> Not if your previous job was maccas..
00:00 <The_Baron> 250 a day for doing mindless work aint chicken feed
01:00 <thestig> lol maccassssss
01:00 <The_Baron> 250 a day is not chicken feed man
01:00 <partay> 250 is like 30 an hour
01:00 <Picard> lol at partgay the high roller
01:00 <partay> thats shit 
01:00 <The_Baron> dude for a single person aint bad
01:00 <Picard> he is on 500k a month
01:00 <The_Baron> free accom and food
01:00 <partay> errr ok
01:00 <Picard> ceo of the NAB
01:00 <Picard> CUNT IS LOADED
01:00 <Fez> Just for makin beds
02:00 <Picard> speaking of cunts, hello Bastardly_One
02:00 <Serenity> 250 a day isnt chicken feed
02:00 <Serenity> what is wrong with this guy
02:00 <Fez> Its alrihht
02:00 <Picard> Serenity he is a highroller
02:00 <Picard> he has his own jet
02:00 <Picard> loaded
02:00 <Serenity> ohh right
02:00 <Serenity> lucky him
02:00 <partay> well compared to the dole i guess its not
02:00 <Maurice> I was on 400 a day just for cooking and I worked maybe 5 hours
02:00 <Maurice> I napped some, I irc'd some
02:00 <The_Baron> compared to a lot of shitkicking jobs
02:00 <Picard> clive palmer is a poor cunt compared to partgay
02:00 <The_Baron> it's oright
02:00 <Serenity> id take 250 a day
03:00 <Picard> i can get u $250 an hour Serenity
03:00 <Serenity> im not rooting people like Saemon for money
03:00 <Picard> awww cmon
03:00 <Maurice> Gross
03:00 <Serenity> nope
03:00 <Maurice> He'd a be a dead root..
03:00 <Picard> you can go high class for $500 an hour
03:00 <Serenity> fucking dish water was too hot now my hands look like lobsters
04:00 <Picard> that takes the cretins out of the pool they dont have $500
04:00 <The_Baron> yeah and top shelf for 2500 an hour
04:00 <Serenity> how many do you think you could fuck in a day
04:00 <Picard> 6 or more
04:00 <The_Baron> I remember asking a few prozzies that
04:00 <Picard> work a 12 hour shift
04:00 <The_Baron> reckoned they averaged about 20 a day
04:00 <Serenity> 20?!?!?!
04:00 <Serenity> jeepers..
04:00 <Picard> lol
04:00 <Picard> thats a lot of cum
05:00 <Serenity> porrige
05:00 <Maurice> Thats a lot of wear and tear
05:00 <Mew> i reckon i could do 9 
05:00 <Serenity> porridge?
05:00 <The_Baron> you'd feel like a bottle of clag after aye
05:00 <Maurice> Need a puncture kit after that many
05:00 <Serenity> youd hope most of them were 2 min wonders
05:00 <Serenity> need a resleeving kit after a day like that
05:00 <Serenity> jeesh
05:00 <Picard> Mew but would 9 do you is the question :P
06:00 <Serenity> chuck a leg of ham in and pull out the bone
06:00 <Mew> BURN
06:00 <Mew> oh wait
06:00 <partay> Id do Mew ... only 8 more to go 
06:00 <Mew> damn
06:00 <The_Baron> what's ur going rate Mew?
06:00 <Picard> partgay we know thats a lie because u like cock
06:00 <Mew> i dunno $20
06:00 <Picard> Serenity would be worth $300 an hour
06:00 <The_Baron> I got a packet of mentos and a half full Bic lighter
06:00 <Mew> thatll do
06:00 <The_Baron> what can I get for that
06:00 <thestig> burn the cunts
07:00 <Mew> anal
07:00 <thestig> you could get an abo for half a day for that
07:00 <The_Baron> I remember watching this doco about some whorehouse in texas
07:00 <Serenity> what colour is the lighter
07:00 <The_Baron> and this dude rocks up and asks a prozzy "what can I get for 20 bucks?" and she goes "you can go fuck yourself for 20 bucks"
07:00 <The_Baron> it's yellow
08:00 <Bastardly_One> get fucked
08:00 <Serenity> yellow is ojk
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a spaz yellow lighter too
08:00 <Serenity> id prefer blue
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and asked for it specific
08:00 <The_Baron> I always tell em "surprise me"
09:00 <The_Baron> I usually get a dark blue one
09:00 <Serenity> i used to always give the dudes pink ones who said that at the shop
09:00 <The_Baron> that wouldn't bother me
09:00 <The_Baron> hell you could have a picture of Lorry Oaks sucking off a goat on it
09:00 <The_Baron> as long as it lit my bong
09:00 <The_Baron> I couldn't give a fuck
09:00 <Mew> i like the lime green mini ones
09:00 <Bastardly_One> when I say it doesn't matter I usually get poo brown ones
10:00 <Serenity> i still have my ex's jack daniels zippo
10:00 <Serenity> i keep wondering if i should give it back
10:00 <thestig> pilots?
10:00 <deeldose> what if it cost $20 every time u had a wank
10:00 <The_Baron> best lighters are Clippers
11:00 <partay> pictard would be in debt $500k
11:00 <Serenity> no thestig.
11:00 <deeldose> lol
11:00 <The_Baron> though can't find a tobacconist around that sells Clippers around here
11:00 <Mew>  i like crickets
11:00 <The_Baron> http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Clipper-Metal-Lighter-Flint-Electronic-Embossed-Tin-Choice-of-21-Colours-Design-/111323933316
11:00 <The_Baron> these are the bomb
12:00 <The_Baron> and the flame gets bigger when u tilt them
12:00 <The_Baron> so perfect for bonging on
12:00 <Serenity> my mum had a lighter like that
12:00 <Serenity> lasted her years
12:00 <The_Baron> yeah they are heaps durable
12:00 <Excessive> I scored a big 2400W bar heater
12:00 <The_Baron> they are hell cheap, they are sturdy, refillable, and u can change the flint
12:00 <Kynetic> nice
13:00 <deeldose> theres a vid on youtube of a massive groper stealing a fish off a diver and someone wrote in comments: yep thats a jew fish for you
13:00 <Kynetic> at 25c per kilowatt hour
13:00 <deeldose> lolol
13:00 <Serenity> yeah thats why i like zippos but they arent any good for bongs
13:00 <Kynetic> if you run it for 10 hours a day
13:00 <Kynetic> thats gonna cost you $5 a day to run
13:00 <The_Baron> zippos are only good for cigars
13:00 <The_Baron> and burning down villages
13:00 <Kynetic> more than that even.
13:00 <Serenity> lol
13:00 <The_Baron> unless you live in canberra
14:00 <The_Baron> they only pay 18cents per kilowatt
14:00 <Kynetic> still
14:00 <Kynetic> thats $3.60 a day
14:00 <Kynetic> JUST for the heater
14:00 <Kynetic> probably closer to $4 
14:00 <The_Baron> yeah better off running a grow light
14:00 <Kynetic> lol
14:00 <The_Baron> :P
14:00 <Kynetic> at least you get something at the end of it other than just heat
14:00 <Serenity> am i the only person who doesnt use a heater
14:00 <The_Baron> hey they will heat ur place up
14:00 <Serenity> i fucking HATE heaters
14:00 <Excessive> well it's not "that" cold where I am, but I didn't have one (heater) so jus gd fo winter if I ever need it ......... it's got a timer and shit as well etc
14:00 <partay> im last elect bill was $800
14:00 <The_Baron> plus u can cover ur costs after
14:00 <The_Baron> ;P
15:00 <The_Baron> I love living in qld
15:00 <Serenity> only time i turn the heater on is if my sons got croup
15:00 <The_Baron> haven't used a heater for over 3 years now
15:00 <Picard> 2400w x 24 hours = $7.20 per day
15:00 <Maurice> I have a gas heater, it rocks
15:00 <Serenity> i hate artifical heat
15:00 <Kynetic> who runs a heater 24 hours tho Picard
15:00 <The_Baron> who runs a heater 24 hours a day?
15:00 <Serenity> i dont even use the car heater
15:00 <Picard> my mother lol
15:00 <Maurice> You're a weirdo
15:00 <Kynetic> jesus
15:00 <Fez> Kerosene heaters are the shit
15:00 <partay> pictard like mother like son
15:00 <Picard> her house is live an oven in winter
15:00 <The_Baron> the biggest bill I got here was 380 for the quarter
16:00 <partay> family of retards
16:00 <Kynetic> yeah gotta love those kero fumes
16:00 <Picard> u could bake a cake on the able lol
16:00 <Serenity> our last bill was like $900
16:00 <Serenity> thanks ac
16:00 <Maurice> I have solar panels
16:00 <Maurice> My last elec bill was 300
16:00 <Kynetic> i have solar panels
16:00 <Picard> how many kw's Maurice?
16:00 <Kynetic> and my last elec bill was still $800
16:00 <Maurice> I don't know
16:00 <Maurice> But theres 12 panels
16:00 <Serenity> everything here is elec tho
16:00 <Picard> lol
16:00 <Kynetic> thanks to a certain someone i know
16:00 <Picard> probably 3kw then'
16:00 <Kynetic> running the ac at 16 degrees
16:00 <Maurice> Damn your son, Kynetic
16:00 <partay> Kynetic lol
16:00 <Kynetic> no.. someone older than that
17:00 <Serenity> i cannot handle being hot at all
17:00 <Picard> wtf 16 degrees
17:00 <Kynetic> im the one who kept turning them up to 24
17:00 <The_Baron> me neither Serenity
17:00 <Maurice> Oh right, the Lachy
17:00 <Serenity> i didnt think ac went past 18
17:00 <Picard> 22 in summer is perfect
17:00 <The_Baron> I don't use AC 
17:00 <Kynetic> i prefer it on 24.. even 26
17:00 <Picard> in summer?
17:00 <Kynetic> i just want it to remove the humidity
17:00 <Serenity> 22 is great
17:00 <Picard> wtf?
17:00 <Maurice> I had mine on a handful of times this summer
17:00 <The_Baron> not even summer
17:00 <The_Baron> I just put up with it
17:00 <Kynetic> i dont give a shit about it cooling the place down as much
17:00 <The_Baron> also I am a miser when it comes to utilities
17:00 <Kynetic> i just dont like sitting in a pool of my own sweat
17:00 <partay> you have to sleep with ac.. no other way
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> what partay said
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> i always sleep with the ac on
18:00 <The_Baron> I sleep with a cheap 15watt fan near my face during summer
18:00 <The_Baron> it does the job and costs fuckall to run
18:00 <Serenity> my house would be 40 degrees without the ac on
18:00 <Serenity> fark that
18:00 <Kynetic> yeah lara would put the ac in the bedroom on 16 close it up and then sleep in bed with 2 blankets on
18:00 <Kynetic> :/
18:00 <partay> hahaha i do that
18:00 <Picard> idiot
18:00 <Serenity> i do that too
19:00 <Serenity> lol
19:00 <The_Baron> the hottest it's been in this house is about 36
19:00 <Serenity> its fucken bliss
19:00 <Kynetic> i did warn her about the power bill :)
19:00 <partay> small price to pay for heaven in summer
19:00 <Maurice> I have the fan on lately and my doona
20:00 <Serenity> 1000tc sheets brand new off the line fresh shaved legs. nude with a blanket and the ac on
20:00 <Serenity> HEAVEN
20:00 <Picard> lol Serenity
20:00 <couleurs> well u guys r reatarded.......
20:00 <Maurice> I don't think you get to make that call, couleurs
20:00 <Serenity> yeah me either
20:00 <The_Baron> I got 1000tc egyptian cotton sheets
20:00 <couleurs> 666LiVeRpOoL999666LiVeRpOoL999666LiVeRpOoL999666LiVeRpOoL999666LiVeRpOoL999666LiVeRpOoL9998===DCHeLsEa8===D8===DCHeLsEa8===D8===DCHeLsEa8===D8===DCHeLsEa8===D8===DCHeLsEa8===D8===DCHeLsEa8===D
20:00 <Picard> i agree with couleurs
21:00 <The_Baron> they aren't as good as silk sheets
21:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, pretty sumptuous still
21:00 <Serenity> i dont like silk sheets
21:00 <Serenity> yuck
21:00 <Serenity> too hot
21:00 <Picard> yeah rhey suck
21:00 <Maurice> Me either since I slipped out of bed once
21:00 <The_Baron> nah I like them
21:00 <The_Baron> but yes they are only good for winter for me
21:00 <Serenity> we got egyptian cotton sheets for our wedding
21:00 <Serenity> fuck they are nice to sleep on
21:00 <The_Baron> otherwise it feels like ur stuck inside a giant pair of boxer shorts
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno what makes a pillow top bed even better
22:00 <Maurice> I'm looking forward to putting my flannelette sheets back on
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> a pillow top cover!
22:00 <Serenity> i never use flannel sheets
22:00 <Serenity> always coton
22:00 <Maurice> :o
22:00 <Serenity> cotton
22:00 <Maurice> We all have them
22:00 <Serenity> the kids have them
22:00 <Serenity> but i hate them
22:00 <Kynetic> what thread count
22:00 <Maurice> You really are a weirdo
22:00 <The_Baron> I personally like flannel sheets
22:00 <Scattered> i like flannel shirts
22:00 <Serenity> what thread count what
22:00 <Scattered> does that count?
23:00 <Kynetic> sheets
23:00 <Kynetic> lol
23:00 <Serenity> mine?
23:00 <Kynetic> whoever
23:00 <Serenity> oh rofl
23:00 <Maurice> See, talk of bedding is much better than drugs talk and insults
23:00 <Serenity> 1000 here
23:00 <Picard> agreed
23:00 <Serenity> beds a good place
23:00 <Serenity> mmm bed
23:00 <Picard> how did this happen?
23:00 <deeldose> should get jew sheets
24:00 <The_Baron> I dunno, drugs in bed is pretty good
24:00 <The_Baron> :P
24:00 <Maurice> I love my bed
24:00 <Maurice> Especially since I get it all to myself tonight
24:00 <Picard> i might go see my bed very soon
24:00 <Picard> i told my wife im much rather sleep alone
24:00 <Picard> didnt go down so well
24:00 <Kynetic> pfft you'd hog the bed and sheets/blanket even if you werent alone Maurice no doubt
24:00 <Maurice> Lol
24:00 <Serenity> im pathetic lol i cant sleep alone
24:00 <Maurice> Have we shared a bed before?
24:00 <Maurice> Coz I may or may not hog it
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
25:00 <Kynetic> no Maurice through observation and experience i have come to the conclusion that all females do it
25:00 <Maurice> I like to sleep on an angle
25:00 <The_Baron> THEY DO
25:00 <Picard> careful Kynetic\
25:00 <Maurice> It's not my fault if Cam gets in the way
25:00 <The_Baron> every woman I have ever slept in a bed with has been a blanket hog
25:00 <Kynetic> doesnt matter that youre half our size
25:00 <The_Baron> no exceptions
25:00 <Kynetic> you have to have 3/4 of the bed.
25:00 <Serenity> i wrap myself up like a cocoon
25:00 <Kynetic> and ALL OF THE BEDDING
25:00 <Maurice> That works for us though, The_Baron, becuase he's like a hot water bottle
25:00 <Maurice> I have 2 doonas on me and he just has one
26:00 <The_Baron> I got no doona
27:00 <The_Baron> I have acclimatised to it
27:00 <The_Baron> :P
27:00 <couleurs> HaPPy EaRTh DaY EvErY OnE
28:00 <Loof> getting an s5 :)
28:00 <thestig> fuck earth day  you hippy
28:00 <Loof> zac broke my note 2
29:00 <Bastardly_One> for someone on a pension you sure dream big ... where're you getting the odd $600 from?
29:00 <Maurice> I hope you broke him
29:00 <Loof> contract
29:00 <Loof> $80 a month
29:00 <Bastardly_One> when you just spent money on a .... crap television :P
29:00 <Loof> she isn't crap :(
29:00 <Kynetic> oh your tv is your gf now?
29:00 <Maurice> Don't you two start
29:00 <Maurice> We are having a pleasant adult convo about sheets
29:00 <Loof> secret lover
29:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, I'm on a $50 a month, free calls to all phones aust wide and free text world wide for $50
29:00 <Picard> night cunts
30:00 <Kynetic> fuck you too, Picard!
30:00 <Kynetic> o/
30:00 <Loof> what phone b1?
30:00 <The_Baron> I couldn't go on a plan again
30:00 <Picard> anytime Kynetic
30:00 <Loof> and how many gb u get?
30:00 <The_Baron> I pay 40 a month prepaid optus
30:00 <Kynetic> now ?
30:00 <The_Baron> unlimited calls and text
30:00 <Picard> ok
30:00 <The_Baron> does the job
30:00 <Loof> i've got no option but a plan
30:00 <Loof> or get a really shit phone
30:00 <Maurice> I have a nokia with snake on it
30:00 <Loof> no way man
30:00 <Kynetic> is it in yet?
31:00 <Picard> no
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that's alright The_Baron ... you must of had that a long time though
31:00 <Picard> your way to loose im not touching the side
31:00 <Picard> bye
31:00 <Loof> bought 10 seeds form bonzaseeds
31:00 <Loof> they want a damn bank statement
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> did you buy me some?
32:00 <Loof> before they will post
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;D
32:00 <The_Baron> they do that with everyone
32:00 <Serenity> why
32:00 <Loof> cool
32:00 <The_Baron> not really sure
32:00 <The_Baron> but I can vouch they aren't scam artists
32:00 <Loof> awesome
32:00 <The_Baron> one of the few companies that actually gets most of their orders through to australia
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I won't need a bank statement and getting about 30 seeds
33:00 <Loof> 10 x super critical :D
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I win
33:00 <Loof> 800grams per plant
33:00 <Bastardly_One> bah
33:00 <Loof> in theory
33:00 <Bastardly_One> the trees I have most chance of growing
33:00 <The_Baron> aah yeah that's the new version of critical mass
33:00 <The_Baron> good choice
33:00 <Bastardly_One> will piss all over that :P
33:00 <Loof> yeah but ur doing outdoor
33:00 <Loof> takes longer
34:00 <Serenity> i wish someone would piss all over you
34:00 <Loof> i'm doing hydro
34:00 <Loof> 3 months
34:00 <The_Baron> Loof, ur first grow will probably take longer
34:00 <Loof> ic
34:00 <deeldose> id let keira knightly piss on me
34:00 <The_Baron> no one does a succesful three month crop first time
34:00 <The_Baron> but with experience comes the goods
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL SEZZ
37:00 <Bastardly_One> has anyone played Cards Against Humanity?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> looks fun
38:00 <deeldose> nah what is it?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> someone tried to explain it to me as an inappropriate question and answer game 
40:00 <The_Baron> I heard about it
40:00 <Bastardly_One> http://cardsagainsthumanity.com/
40:00 <Excessive> I have a set of chested drawers that I wanna get some board cut to size and convert the drawers into compartment trays so I can put my electronic components into ......... they're still in boxes from when I moved ......... will be clearin some of the boxes stacked up in the hallway
40:00 <Serenity> ya'll should play town of salem
40:00 <Bastardly_One> on the right up the top you'll see an example
41:00 <Bastardly_One> one person gets the black card 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and the rest have to answer with their most inappropriate white cards
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it seems
41:00 <Bastardly_One> there's supposedly an online version too
41:00 <beehhh> women are devil
41:00 <The_Baron> so this is another thing bored couples can do on a weekend instead of Cranium
42:00 <beehhh> all wanna migrate to aussie
42:00 <beehhh> i go to greek island
42:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of looks like it doesn't it The_Baron?
43:00 <The_Baron> it sure does
43:00 <Excessive> that, and I have a clothes rack in the bedroom that I wannah get rid of and put up some brackets on the wall and a bar onto em and hang the clothes onto that, then I wannah get one of those asian chests and put some more stuff into that and empty some more boxes
43:00 <The_Baron> in saying that
43:00 <The_Baron> I am part of one of those bored couples who plays Cranium with other bored couples from time to time
43:00 <The_Baron> so I see no problem in this
43:00 <The_Baron> :P
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I like playing Grass but have no-one to play with anymore
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> soup soup soup
44:00 <Bastardly_One> would be a fun game to me even if I didn't smoke the stuff
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> could you quit cold turkey?
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> if you wanted to I mean.
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I will when I'm ready ... that's the only way to go 
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> true
44:00 <The_Baron> quit what?
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> same with me and cigs
44:00 <Bastardly_One> been there, done that, a few times
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> when I'm ready again
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the pottage
45:00 <Bastardly_One> was just a follow on comment of the end of my last post 
46:00 <Serenity> ive gotta give up pot plants one day
46:00 <The_Baron> if u are enjoying it, and it aint fucking u financially, or fucking with ur head
46:00 <Serenity> just taking up too much of my life
46:00 <The_Baron> THOSE FUCKING AEZALIAS
46:00 <Excessive> gardenin is fun when u get into it
47:00 <The_Baron> I like gardening
47:00 <The_Baron> but at the end of it, if I can't eat it fuck it or smoke it
47:00 <The_Baron> I aint really interested in growin it
47:00 <Excessive> I jus replanted some dill jus before 
47:00 <Serenity> imagine a vagina plant
48:00 <The_Baron> I seen a type of flower that looked a bit like a vagina
48:00 <beehhh> this is some damn good wine folks
48:00 <Loof> goon
48:00 <Loof> not wine
48:00 <Serenity> i want to grow some capsicum
48:00 <Serenity> and spring onions
48:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
48:00 <Excessive> I have capsicum growin
48:00 <Excessive> 4 diff kinds
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol pot plants
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i've gotta give up gnomes!
49:00 <The_Baron> capsicum needs humid conditions to thrive
49:00 <The_Baron> like any plant in the capsicain family
49:00 <The_Baron> hot and humid
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> chilli family
49:00 <Excessive> I have chilly also
50:00 <The_Baron> grew some black chillies last summer, they were oright
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> chilli's the bestest fruit evar
50:00 <The_Baron> but gold coast is perfect humidity and heat for chillies
50:00 <DemonsRun> Bastardly_One: CAH is fun. Need a few people to make it worth it tho.
50:00 <beehhh> i m seven years behind with oz already
50:00 <Bastardly_One> is it?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> My twin is addicted to the online version wherever it is 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll never play it then ... I've no friends :P
51:00 <DemonsRun> It's playwithziggy.com or something
51:00 <DemonsRun> Haven't played in months
51:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough ... I didn't know of it until about an hour ago
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I should take a photo of how clean the Bastard Cave is 
52:00 <DemonsRun> We play on another server
52:00 <deeldose> what if a vagina plant had periods all over ur lawn
52:00 <Bastardly_One> having female company tomorrow afternoon ... 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> so I cleaned up 
52:00 <DemonsRun> Probably not something suited to your humour
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't know what my humour is after today
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and seeing the Modern Family ep of them in Aust
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and laughing way too hard when Mike got clocked by a kangaroo
54:00 <Bastardly_One> was definitely a wtf? momement
54:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
54:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't funny at all ... yet I laughed
54:00 <Serenity> [9:52pm] <Bastardly_One> having female company tomorrow afternoon ...
54:00 <Serenity> if your mum visiting?
54:00 <beehhh> some damn good wine shouldnt be wasted
54:00 <Bastardly_One> no I'm not paying either :P
54:00 <DemonsRun> Lol!!!!
54:00 <^pilot^> harsh
54:00 <^pilot^> harsh harsh harsh
55:00 <beehhh> my mum is in oz
55:00 <^pilot^> hi demons
55:00 <beehhh> for a month
55:00 <Serenity> not talking to you beehhh
55:00 <DemonsRun> Hi ^pilot^ 
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> dammit, I was sure Vikings was on tonight!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that female person from my class ... I think I've overhyped a couple of games I play and she wants to come around and play them 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> basicall
55:00 <Bastardly_One> +y
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> keeps changing on me >:(
55:00 <beehhh> same here
55:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't it Thurs now?
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think so yeah
56:00 <The_Baron> now to convince her ur ps3 is located in your crotch
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> 4th episode last week was fantastic
56:00 <The_Baron> and that GTA 5 looks like a pair of sweaty balls
56:00 <Bastardly_One> same as One's lineup tonight was the last year's Tue lineup I thought
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> after the disappointing, goreless 3rd ep
56:00 <Excessive> I scored some Technics audiogear eralier today as well (from the same ppl that the heater came from) ........ turntable is direct drive, so no need for belt replacement, though it needs a stylus ...... gonnah give it to a friend ........ the tape deck n tuner r fcked, the CD player only plays some CD's, so I put those on ebay for spares if anyone wants em ........ and kept the receiver and speakers and put em in the bedroom and plugged the TV in
56:00 <beehhh> why would you? I know you dont mean anything to me
56:00 <Bastardly_One> don't remember SoA being on Tues
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> they arent putting Vikings on SBS ondemand
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean Wed
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> not that I can watch videos
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol The_Baron
57:00 <Bastardly_One> not my type ... she's cool to hang with 
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> only got 10 gig till next monday (28th)
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but not my type in the slightest
57:00 <The_Baron> I'm just fuckin aboot
57:00 <beehhh> sadness becomes madness and light becomes dark
57:00 <beehhh> entering zone
57:00 <Bastardly_One> there has to be an attractive alt wench over 30 in this hole
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but I've yet to discover her
58:00 <DemonsRun> You need good looks for that
58:00 <The_Baron> dude ur in ballarat
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Ballarat used to be full of them
58:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wait, we all moved to Melbourne
58:00 <The_Baron> best u can hope for is a fat metalhead with most of her teeth intact
58:00 <The_Baron> :P
58:00 <Bastardly_One> answered that for myself
59:00 <Bastardly_One> we did have a huge alt scene though
59:00 <Serenity> i just ate an entire lindt bunny
59:00 <Serenity> #nofucksgiven
59:00 <Excessive> Bastardly_One, plentyoffish.com 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Mavis', Dead Salesmen, Boxing Tosadaos, The Fat Thing
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