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06:00 <Bastardly_One> Christ
07:00 <Bastardly_One> the Today show is in Ballarat this morning
07:00 <Bastardly_One> starting with annoying the shit out of our Dawn Service
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think i pissed people off
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> on fb
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> with this
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> 'Just a reminder if you're some candy-raver tenny bopper faggot get off my facebook. And if you gotta go to town every day to feel good about yourself, get the fuck off my facebook too. Much love (playing piano) Joshua. fgts.'
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb xm
10:00 <Skirmish> I guess I should wander over and lower the flag now. 
10:00 <xm> ey
11:00 <couleurs> don't forget the measuring tape !
11:00 <Skirmish> Sif have to measure it. 
14:00 <Skirmish> https://www.facebook.com/Catbookapp/photos/a.304043036369898.70875.177519315688938/592531880854344/?type=1&theater
21:00 <[Maverick]> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10247455_10201763865643472_506508977773614691_n.jpg
23:00 <Skirmish> Morning Kynetic. 
23:00 <Skirmish> All prepared for Anzac Day? 
23:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/1535625_10200789007002134_1224286067_n.jpg
23:00 <Kynetic> yes
23:00 <Kynetic> im getting pissed and stoned atm
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> i'd love to change the world
24:00 <Kynetic> and im gonnna pass out drunk and wake up at about 9am.
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> but i dont know what to doooo
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> d rod d rod
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> this is pudding face
24:00 <Bonny> PandasDontDrive.. marry me
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> how we comming on the face plate?
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bonnies
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> any day :P
24:00 <Skirmish> Bonny: You want a retarded husband? 
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> NO YOU CANT HAVE ANY FUCKING JELLY BEANS
24:00 <Kynetic> i will intend to get up for the dawn service. but likely never will.
24:00 <Kynetic> so. on that note :D
24:00 <Bonny> yup so I can control him
24:00 <Kynetic> i am well prepared.
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> Skirmish
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> 165 iq
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> published
25:00 <Skirmish> PandasDontDrive: The only thing you do well is create fiction. 
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> yesterday recognised by SA Writers inc
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> you can suck my dick bro
25:00 <Bonny> ooer friction is good
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> Just because I have money
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> and you dont
25:00 <Bonny> no he can't suck it, PandasDontDrive. that's for me to suck
25:00 <xm> how was this 165 IQ tested?
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> well
25:00 <Bonny> :P
25:00 <Skirmish> You are easily one of the most creative story tellers (habitual liars) ever to have graced the Austnet server since it’s creation. 
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> I spent time, with retarded people
25:00 <Serenity> my son should be getting an iq test soon
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> watching all the retarded shit they did
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> and just assumed
25:00 <Serenity> im keen to see the results
26:00 <Bonny> that's ok
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo Serenity
26:00 <Bonny> I can be retarded too
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> assumed
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
26:00 <xm> but how is did you come up with the figure of 165?
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> bonniez
26:00 <xm> is it*
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> because I took the test
26:00 <Bonny> :)
26:00 <Bastardly_One> [00:25] <PandasDontDrive> Just because I have money
26:00 <Bastardly_One> [00:25] <PandasDontDrive> and you dont
26:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't
26:00 <xm> ive only know of a few people around that range and you dont really strike me as one
26:00 <Bastardly_One> you scum off your mother
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont?
26:00 <Skirmish> xm: His superior story telling skills. Mother Goose has nothing on Panda’s fairy tales. 
26:00 <xm> known*
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> i scum off my mother
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not your money it's your mother's
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> i just spent 505 dollars
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> on a jacket and pants
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you mean her money
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> and i dont have money
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> HERS?
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> you motherfucker
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you said you send it to her place and she pays for it 
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> you think a woman like her
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> if you knew her
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you said that here the other night
27:00 <Skirmish> $505 on clothes hey?  Get a centrelink loan? 
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> would support some fuck like you
27:00 <Bonny> I scum off my mum.. big deal
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I just told you how 
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont take your shit out on me dude
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish
27:00 <Bastardly_One> well, stop bragging
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> you come to fucking adelaide
27:00 <Bastardly_One> when you're full of shit 
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> i will flaw you
27:00 <Bastardly_One> it's your mother's money
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah flaw me
27:00 <Bastardly_One> *coughs*
27:00 <xm> <Skirmish> xm: His superior story telling skills. Mother Goose has nothing on Panda’s fairy tales <--- so he writes the fiction and also acts in his plays too!
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> take the nose ring out you god damned war hero
28:00 <xm> an all rounder
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont tell me my mother pays for me cunt
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> DONT SPREAD MEWS LIES
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> YOU FUCKING SHIT CUNT
28:00 <Bastardly_One> why not when you admit it when you think people aren't paying attention?
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> I WILL CUT YOUR HEAD OFF WITH A DULL KNIFE.
28:00 <Skirmish> Rage on brother. 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I hit a nerve :)
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oopsies!
28:00 <Bonny> lol
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> i admit what?
28:00 <xm> panda ya nutta
28:00 <Bastardly_One> back to what I was doing
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> i moved out at 18
28:00 <Loof> might get mortal kombat for pc
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> i started working at 15
28:00 <Bastardly_One> point made and proven I think :)
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> who the fuck are you
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> forty something year old
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> nothing behind him
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> now doing IT
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk are you dude
29:00 <Skirmish> PandasDontDrive: Your mother is probably two rooms away from where you sit crying herself to sleep listening to the tap of the keyboard and wondering where she could have done better to raise a child that wasn’t a loser. 
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> you have nothing on me, and dont disrespect my mother like that.
30:00 <Bastardly_One> still raging on?
30:00 <Skirmish> Loof: Why not get mortal kombat to play on your second rate plasma? 
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> If it helps you to feel good about yourself
30:00 <Bastardly_One> truth hurts a bit when you think you're more holier than thou doesn't it?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> take a break Bastardly_One
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you've said it ... not me 
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> huh?
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> said WHAT
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> you dumb fucking shit
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> you dont even know my mother
31:00 <Bastardly_One> ordered those clothes, sent them to your mums and she was paying for it 
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> she runs a multi million dollar business
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you just think you can say shit when people won't notice that is the actual truth
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> she wouldnt do fuck for me if it wasnt worth it
31:00 <Bastardly_One> thing is there is always someone noticing :)
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> and you say
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> she pays for me to survive?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> rage on ... I've clearly hit a nerve :)
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're a fucking cock-eyed clown man
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> naw
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> not a nerve
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're just in a bad mood
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> taking it out on me
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> one day
32:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, it's now changed from pays for your crap to paying for your life ... I never said that 
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> you say this shit to the wrong person
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> they will fuck you up.
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol to the wrong person 
32:00 <Bonny> I'm not proposing anymore lol
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> i put a map in your head?
32:00 <Bonny> Serenity. marry me
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> why's that Bonny
33:00 <Bonny> cos you get insulted
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> you believe everything Bastardly_One says
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you're the entirely right person to say it to ... save or work for your luxuries 
33:00 <Bonny> I don't believe anyone
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're a cunt
33:00 <xm> i'd probably rather meet Pieter than Panda. at least with Pieter you can lose him by throwing away a bag of drugs
33:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you bitch!
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> you bring up my mother
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you're not even on holiday liar!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
33:00 <Bonny> lol xm
33:00 <Loof> this rich tobacco flavored 18mg nicotine ejuice is really growing on me :)
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> like you're Picards second retarded brother.
33:00 <Serenity> i would marry you bonny
33:00 <Serenity> i need me a wife
33:00 <Skirmish> Bonny: If you can prove to me that you would be a better choice that my current fiancé,  I will marry you.
33:00 <Bonny> yay
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you're at home Bonny not on holiday! ;)
34:00 <Bastardly_One> don't marry Bonny
34:00 <Bonny> I am away from home
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One
34:00 <Bonny> lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> she's a task master
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> the guy that complained
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> about everyone on irc
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> teaming up
34:00 <Bonny> what's a task master? lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you want a woman that will let you be lazy 
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> then Bastardly_One sucks up 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> she's work you to the bone
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> to make friends
34:00 <Serenity> well to be fair
34:00 <Skirmish> Panda you are telling stories again. B1 has no friends. 
34:00 <Serenity> she would be second wife
34:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fucking get over it ... go ask your mum for some tissues :)
34:00 <Serenity> so she does as shes told
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> this you actually did say
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> you talk about my mum
35:00 <Kynetic> like a good wife.
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> got anything better to say
35:00 <Loof> i'll upload a video to youtube of the room i made in unreal engine 4 tomorrow, so sick
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> take that nose ring out dude
35:00 <Serenity> i always do as im told
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's out-dated
35:00 <couleurs> bribe Pieter with drugs/maccas/latest samsung product
35:00 <Bonny> lol Serenity
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> and you're a meth-looking addict
35:00 <Bonny> just like me
35:00 <Kynetic> pft
35:00 <Kynetic> sif
35:00 <Kynetic> maybe in the bedroom :P
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> we've all seen uya picture
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One
35:00 <Serenity> only where it matters :P
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> taking an IT course
36:00 <Bonny> thats right
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> at forty something
36:00 <doctor> drugs
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> first time in your life
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's called LAZY
36:00 <couleurs> DrUgS
36:00 <Bastardly_One> we've all seen your's too ... you look like a two bit little bogan thug who's copped a few punches to the face
36:00 <Bastardly_One> what's your point?
36:00 <Loof> b1 calls me lazy
36:00 <doctor> 4drugs!
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> may aswell take up Psychology.
36:00 <Bastardly_One> still crying?
36:00 <Loof> but he's right :(
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> nope
36:00 <Bastardly_One> think I hit a nerve
36:00 <Bonny> I did cert iv in it in my 40's so what? lol
36:00 <Kynetic> take drugs!
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> just wishing
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> you didnt mention my mother.
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> like a coward.
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you are a fucking lazy cunt Loof who whines and does fuck all 
36:00 <xm> doing an IT course at 40 whatever is still better than being a notepad wizard
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> coward
36:00 <Loof> i know ;9
36:00 <doctor> got some drugs m8?
37:00 <Loof> :(
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> coward
37:00 <Kynetic> i need drugs.
37:00 <Loof> ur right b1
37:00 <Bonny> I also did cert iv in bookkeeping.. :)
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> Loof dont listen to b1
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> ffs
37:00 <Kynetic> what drugs u got m8
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One's an angry old man in the counotry
37:00 <Kynetic> wow
37:00 <couleurs> Im On TeH DrUgS ThAt KiLLeD ReeFeR FeNiX
37:00 <doctor> got ya some real good drugs
37:00 <Kynetic> you've really got it in for Bastardly_One dont you PandasDontDrive
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> country*
37:00 <Kynetic> really got a bee in ur bonnet
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm angry? you're the one still going 
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> lonely too
37:00 <Serenity> reefer..
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> so
37:00 <Bastardly_One> which I had of not started now
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> say sorry
37:00 <xm> Panda hates anyone really
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> for bringing up my mother
38:00 <Kynetic> lol
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> not true xm
38:00 <xm> he will easily move onto the next target
38:00 <Kynetic> ah ok
38:00 <xm> the intensity is much the same, even with complete strangers
38:00 <Kynetic> one of those types a
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> apologise
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One
38:00 <Bastardly_One> negative
38:00 <Bastardly_One> move on
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> for talking shit about my mother.
38:00 <Kynetic> your mum will apologise
38:00 <Kynetic> after im done with her.
38:00 <xm> lol
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> you lead a sad life mate
38:00 <Loof> caffeine > weed
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> and now ya taking IT
38:00 <Bastardly_One> she buys you shit and hit hit a nerve ... I'd be happy and consider me jealous
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> at over FORTY YEARS OLD
39:00 <Serenity> weee
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> for something to do
39:00 <Skirmish> Bonny: Are you going to scissor? 
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're nothing
39:00 <Kynetic> are you drunk PandasDontDrive?
39:00 <Bonny> sure
39:00 <Kynetic> cos im drunk
39:00 <Kynetic> and youre making sense
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> at least I was published yesterday
39:00 <Kynetic> so i figure you must be drunk
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> no Kynetic
39:00 <Bastardly_One> tad wound up there Pandas
39:00 <xm> what did you get published PandasDontDrive ?
39:00 <Serenity> im good at scissoring
39:00 <Bonny> yay
39:00 <Bastardly_One> move on ... I did like 5 mins ago
39:00 <Kynetic> nooo
39:00 <Kynetic> surely you are
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and congrats on that Pandas ... the publishing thing
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> 46 page short story
39:00 <Bastardly_One> that long?
39:00 <xm> what's your cut
39:00 <Excessive> who wants to start abt my mother? I've run outtah shit to say abt her
39:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQBiyRSbeFQ
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Scissor me Alison (south park) (Jun 10, 2012) 0:11 - Category: People and Blogs - 173,760 views - 266 likes (89%), 33 dislikes (11%)
40:00 <Kynetic> Serenity can i watch?
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> heh
40:00 <Bastardly_One> really ... got a pdf of it?
40:00 <Serenity> sure
40:00 <Serenity> if bonny doesnt mind
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> pretty much nothing
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I wouldn't mind reading it to be honest
40:00 <\r0me0> hi Q{{ how are you
40:00 <\r0me0> ?
40:00 <Skirmish> scissor me timbers!
40:00 <xm> was it a once off?
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
40:00 <xm> is this your first
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> I write
40:00 <Kynetic> its ok Bonny.. i only have eyes for Serenity
40:00 <Kynetic> of course i will see you naked as well
40:00 <xm> no i meant a once off pay off
40:00 <\r0me0> kynetic are you a chick?
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh for this
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes
40:00 <Serenity> Serenity will be back slightly more untoxicated
40:00 <Serenity> brb
40:00 <Kynetic> the fuck
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> was for a comic company here
40:00 <Serenity> in..
41:00 <Bastardly_One> what's the SA writers society like?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> My local one is meh!
41:00 <Kynetic> are you serious \r0me0?
41:00 <Bonny> lol Kynetic
41:00 <xm> what genre is it under PandasDontDrive ?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't want to join it but feel I should 
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh Bastardly_One can use the internets
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> sa writers
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
41:00 <\r0me0> Bonny are you a guy? or a chick?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, but what are the members like?
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> Cyber Punk xm
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you must of gone to a meeting yeah?
41:00 <Bonny> woman
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
41:00 <\r0me0> cool
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok ... fair enough
41:00 <xm> did ya threaten to bash them up if they wouldnt publish
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont wnat anything to do with them
42:00 <couleurs> i'm a cyber hunk
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> um
42:00 <xm> coz that's how ya negotiate
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> sure xm
42:00 <xm> that's my way
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> with my steampunk penis
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
42:00 <Kynetic> did you have to fire it up first?
42:00 <\r0me0> hi shape are you awake?
42:00 <xm> is Will Smith inside your steam punk penis?
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> if he is
42:00 <\r0me0> kynetic im seriously sick today
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> I am I, Cutting it Off
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
43:00 <Kynetic> i can imagine will smith driving a steam punk penis
43:00 <\r0me0> too much coffee
43:00 <xm> wild wild west willy
43:00 <Bonny> steam punk penis? wtf? lol
43:00 <Kynetic> no such thing \r0me0
43:00 <Loof> i'm waving my dick in the wind
43:00 <\r0me0> Kynetic have you got some killer tunes?
43:00 <\r0me0> :)~
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> im never writing for comics again
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> its shit
43:00 <\r0me0> coffeeee
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> as a kid its like awesome
43:00 <Kynetic> no
43:00 <Kynetic> too quiet in my house
43:00 <\r0me0> ok
44:00 <Bonny> I used to love reading the comics as a kid
44:00 <\r0me0> what kind of house do you have Kynetic?
44:00 <Loof> is that chocolate or poo i smell on my finger
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> "I killed a Panda" "Amanda?"
44:00 <Loof> better taste it
44:00 <Kynetic> one made out of wood and stuff.
44:00 <Bonny> used to go to local newsagency and stand at the stand and just read them without buying any
44:00 <\r0me0> ok ok
44:00 <\r0me0> w00d
44:00 <Kynetic> ye
44:00 <Loof> i have wood
44:00 <Kynetic> realllllllllll wood
44:00 <Kynetic> how long have you had wood Loof?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> thief! "this isn't a library!"
44:00 <\r0me0> Loof have you got killer tunes?
44:00 <Loof> woodn't u like to know
44:00 <Bonny> lol Bastardly_One
45:00 <Kynetic> kinda
45:00 <\r0me0> i have tin
45:00 <couleurs> wold wold wost starring woll smoth 
45:00 <Loof> nah i'm 39 haven't had wood in years to be honest
45:00 <Kynetic> true
45:00 <Kynetic> you poor bastard
45:00 <Kynetic> how do you tree?
45:00 <Serenity> b00p
46:00 <Kynetic> ruh oh
46:00 <Kynetic> Serenity pushed a button
46:00 <Serenity> b33p
46:00 <\r0me0> Loof are you ever sad?
46:00 <Kynetic> b33p's are more worrying than b00p's
46:00 <\r0me0> i was a lil sad today
46:00 <Loof> yeah \r0me0 i have spotify subscription
46:00 <Loof> lots of tunes
46:00 <\r0me0> i wanna talk about our feelings
46:00 <Serenity> lol
46:00 <\r0me0> mmm
46:00 <Kynetic> \r0me0
47:00 <Kynetic> can we not? 
47:00 <\r0me0> tuney
47:00 <Kynetic> and say we did?
47:00 <\r0me0> mmm
47:00 <Loof> \r0me0 if i'm sad you'll know it
47:00 <\r0me0> :P
47:00 <Loof> i let every cunt know
47:00 <\r0me0> ok ok
47:00 <Loof> happens occasionally
47:00 <\r0me0> looney tunes
47:00 <Kynetic> id like to talk about Serenity's penis.
47:00 <Bastardly_One> occassionally 
47:00 <\r0me0> :)
47:00 <Bastardly_One> *coughs*
47:00 <Bonny> she has huge balls
47:00 <Bastardly_One> more like every 3rd day
47:00 <Bonny> I tickle them everyday
47:00 <Serenity> my penis is glorious
48:00 <ShadowLurker> its beautiful
48:00 <Kynetic> i bet its always erect too
48:00 <Loof> lol shutup b1, no need to tell it like it is :P
49:00 <Loof> nfs rivals is sooo fucking hard
49:00 <Loof> the computer ai
49:00 <Loof> coffee and cigs
49:00 <Loof> brb
50:00 <Excessive> "but best of all I know ......... u gimme heeeead ......... u gimme head"
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I read the review
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and it sounds fucking shit 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds quite repetetive actually
51:00 <Excessive> "u wrecked my be e e e ed ........ u wrecked my bed"
52:00 <Loof> bummer
52:00 <Bastardly_One> bummer for you
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you play it :P
52:00 <Loof> i enjoy it
52:00 <Loof> atm
52:00 <Loof> maybe if it gets repetitive later
52:00 <Loof> i wont
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I was just thinking  GTA O is a bit repetetive but I enjoy it
52:00 <Bonny> btw guys is it me or is that happy song annoying?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> depends on the missions I suppose but I can't play it constantly 
53:00 <Maurice> Its fucking annoying
53:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not just you
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I heard a really good cover of it though 
53:00 <Bonny> it is eh.. very repetitive
53:00 <Maurice> It's good when Gru dances to it
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and it makes it bearable
53:00 <Skirmish> It’s catchy … which makes it annoying.
53:00 <Maurice> Other than that, it's not good
53:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on a tic and I'll link it 
53:00 <Bonny> k
53:00 <Bonny> I hate that song
54:00 <Skirmish> WHY THE FUCK DO YOU PERSIST AS IF WE GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR LINKS WHEN WE’VE ALWAYS SAID WE DON’T B1.  
54:00 <Loof> i like that new song
54:00 <Skirmish> WHY OH FUCKING WHY. 
54:00 <Loof> two cocks touching in the night
54:00 <Maurice> Despicable Me makes everything ok
54:00 <Loof> over and over again
54:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LBMTG7Fl5k
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: John Butler Trio - Happy ('Like A Version' Pharrell Williams Cover) (Apr 10, 2014) 3:21 - Category: Music - 8,945 views - 59 likes (96.7%), 2 dislikes (3.3%)
54:00 <Skirmish> JBT … fucking hippies. 
54:00 <Skirmish> Not even going to click it.
54:00 <Bastardly_One> it sounds half way decent John Butler style
54:00 <Bonny> yeah I heard that version b4.. it's a bit better but I still hate that song
54:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, were you here?
54:00 <Bonny> yup
55:00 <Bastardly_One> did you actually click one of my links?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you were game
55:00 <Bonny> I backscroll and click on links lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> considering the shit I call music
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that was game I think 
55:00 <Bonny> lol
55:00 <Bonny> so hate that song
55:00 <Loof> cocks will never be the same
55:00 <Skirmish> You sound like a dubious person Bonny. 
55:00 <Bonny> oh?
56:00 <Loof> sometimes when i'm all alone...
56:00 <Bastardly_One> it's actually the most out of place song on the new Pharell Williams album too
56:00 <Loof> brb
56:00 <Bonny> lol
56:00 <Bonny> I'm innocent
56:00 <Bastardly_One> rest of the album sounds more like this 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXXVMcyy_Ag
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pharrell Williams - Marilyn Monroe (Official Video) (Apr 23, 2014) 4:51 - Category: Music - 1,203,070 views - 20,734 likes (94.2%), 1,277 dislikes (5.8%)
57:00 <Bastardly_One> so why tack Happy on 9 other songs that are Micheal Jackson's lost songs
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno
57:00 <Loof> marilyn monroe died voered in her own vomit and faeces
57:00 <Loof> covered*
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but the rest of the 9 songs sound that MJ it's scary
57:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/10155623_10152319001637808_2621231380664493903_n.jpg
58:00 <Loof> why did MJ go to kmart?
58:00 <Skirmish> If you really want us to like and accept you here Bonny you have to show me a .jpg of your exposed breasts. 
58:00 <Skirmish> All the other girls have done it. 
58:00 <Skirmish> It’s the only way. 
58:00 <Loof> he heard boys pants were half off
58:00 <Loof> boom tish
59:00 <Skirmish> You are so desperate for attention Loof I feel sorry for you.
59:00 <Excessive> lugh now?
59:00 <\r0me0> loof i hate it when ya have to vomit don't you also hate it?
59:00 <Excessive> +a
59:00 <Loof> yeah \r0me0 
59:00 <\r0me0> ok :)
59:00 <Loof> especially having to eat it afterwards
59:00 <Loof> cause otherwise it's a waste of food
59:00 <Bonny> that's the keyword, Skirmish.. *IF*
59:00 <Skirmish> Go watch your plasma Loof. 
00:00 <Skirmish> You know you want to. Admit it.
00:00 <Bonny> to be honest I don't care about wanting to be accepted
00:00 <Skirmish> I’m a panty dropper from way back. You can show me knowing I will fully appreciate the effort. 
01:00 <Bonny> lol
01:00 <Loof> i kinda wanna be accepted, but i wanna leave skidmark fingerprints everywhere more
01:00 <Skirmish> I think I still have a pic from years ago that first got me bewbs and then some action …. lemme look. 
01:00 <Loof> and wanking in public
01:00 <Skirmish> My psycho eyes pic. 
01:00 <Loof> cant give that up
01:00 <Loof> so i'll remain a freak
02:00 <simba> back from world war I
02:00 <Skirmish> First, here is a cat. 
03:00 <\r0me0> hi simba
03:00 <\r0me0> i self harmed today
03:00 <Excessive> I don't have a mirror at waist level Skirmish otherwise I'd do a pic fo u of me chuckin a brown eye at u, jus so I'd be accepted in ur books :P
03:00 <simba> why romeo ;`(
03:00 <\r0me0> angry at some shit
03:00 <Skirmish> At no stage have I ever expressed that as being desirable. 
03:00 <Skirmish> Bonny: Just for you. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/ME/100_1091.jpg
03:00 <simba> did you hurt yourself today, to see if you still feel
03:00 <\r0me0> yep
03:00 <Loof> did you focus on the pain
04:00 <Skirmish> I forgot to link the cat …. 
04:00 <\r0me0> simba had any cones today?
04:00 <Loof> the only thing that's real?
04:00 <simba> yes in the day
04:00 <\r0me0> i wanna burn a crop
04:00 <\r0me0> cool
04:00 <simba> did you have any..... Phones today?
04:00 <\r0me0> some yes
04:00 <\r0me0> chones
04:00 <simba> did you make any phone calls which made you smile
04:00 <\r0me0> :P
04:00 <\r0me0> ahaha
04:00 <Bonny> awwww cute, Skirmish lol
04:00 <\r0me0> i have no freaking phone simba
05:00 <simba> y
05:00 <Skirmish> I was 27/28 in that pic. 
05:00 <\r0me0> simba ever rung suicide hotline?
05:00 <simba> lol no
05:00 <\r0me0> ok
05:00 <\r0me0> just checking
05:00 <Skirmish> Here is the cat. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/d19ca3d4-0334-43d8-90ca-de84f23bc8ec_zpsc2e8c833.jpg
05:00 <Bonny> how old are you now?
05:00 <Skirmish> His name is Ranga.  Love Ranga. 
05:00 <\r0me0> simba do you know how to play chess?
05:00 <Loof> 12 f thailand
05:00 <simba> yes
05:00 <Skirmish> The only acceptable ginger haired life form.
05:00 <simba> knight to e5
05:00 <\r0me0> cool
06:00 <\r0me0> lol ok
06:00 <Bonny> awww adorable cat
06:00 <Bonny> I love cats
06:00 <Skirmish> Bonny: I am 36 on Monday. 
06:00 <Excessive> ah, Ali's cat
06:00 <Bonny> happy birthday for monday..:)
06:00 <Skirmish> Excessive: Yes he is. 
06:00 <\r0me0> simba are you happy today?
06:00 <Bonny> I was born the year the beatles toured australia
07:00 <simba> Yes
07:00 <\r0me0> i've really got nothing better to do
07:00 <simba> 1966? 
07:00 <\r0me0> cool simba
07:00 <\r0me0> 7777
07:00 <simba> my rents were 66
07:00 <Bonny> simba. nope
07:00 <Loof> i was born as a result of porn
07:00 <simba> 64
07:00 <Bonny> that's it
07:00 <Skirmish> Loof: You were born as a result of many botched attempts at miscarriage. 
07:00 <\r0me0> Loof what kind of things do you to pass the time during the week?
08:00 <\r0me0> Loof what kind of things do you like to do pass the time during the week?
08:00 <Bonny> to*
08:00 <simba> if you pass the time running does time ever catch up?
08:00 <\r0me0> hahaha
08:00 <\r0me0> excellent
08:00 <Serenity> i think my mum was born in 1952
08:00 <Bonny> cool
08:00 <Skirmish> 1959 for my mother dearest. 
08:00 <Loof> my mum was 54
08:00 <Bonny> my mum was born 1943
08:00 <Loof> 1954
09:00 <Loof> old slag
09:00 <Maurice> My mum was 58
09:00 <Skirmish> War baby. 
09:00 <\r0me0> simba doyou pay rent or get payed rent?
09:00 <Serenity> my dad was 1944
09:00 <\r0me0> simba do you pay rent or get payed rent?
09:00 <Serenity> no.. 1945
09:00 <simba> lol
09:00 <Bonny> my dad was boring in 1932
09:00 <simba> pay
09:00 <\r0me0> ok
09:00 <simba> do i have to answer both
09:00 <Maurice> Is he still boring
09:00 <\r0me0> no
09:00 <Excessive> I may have been the product of my mother's wish for a child, I'm not quite sure
09:00 <\r0me0> simba what kind of woman do you like?
09:00 <Skirmish> I am going to fill my water bottle up.  Important stuff.
10:00 <simba> the 1s that make u go "mmmmmm"
10:00 <Bonny> lol
10:00 <\r0me0> i like tall chicks
10:00 <simba> short
10:00 <\r0me0> and short chicks
10:00 <Bonny> well I'm a shorty
10:00 <\r0me0> ok ok
10:00 <\r0me0> cool
10:00 <Loof> i like tall dicks
10:00 <simba> short with a temper
10:00 <\r0me0> simba got any movies?
11:00 <\r0me0> i want to flood my pc with shit
11:00 <simba> havent seen 1 before
11:00 <Bastardly_One> this pie better be alright ... I forgot until this morning I hadn't taken the packet out of the backpack and refroze them
11:00 <\r0me0> simba do you have a shortt fuse?
11:00 <Maurice> Damn kitten has discovered the fish
11:00 <\r0me0> fish rule
11:00 <simba> no
11:00 <\r0me0> simba are you into shy chicks?
11:00 <Loof> you can maneuver small chicks around into different sexual positions easier
12:00 <simba> i dont get a boner if a bitch is awkward no
12:00 <\r0me0> Loof do you like porn?
12:00 <\r0me0> i love porn
12:00 <Loof> yes i like porn
12:00 <\r0me0> wish i was looking at some right now
12:00 <\r0me0> cool
12:00 <\r0me0> :)
12:00 <Loof> especially milf porn
12:00 <Excessive> wat kindah porn do u watch in the bathroom Loof?
12:00 <simba> draw some ascii porn
13:00 <Excessive> oh
13:00 <Excessive> already answered
13:00 <Kynetic> pron?
13:00 <Kynetic> where?
13:00 <Loof> grab your dick and double click to pron Pron PRON
13:00 <Kynetic> there is no porn on the internet
14:00 <\r0me0> simba got any artwork?
14:00 <\r0me0> sure there is
14:00 <\r0me0> www.superfastsex
14:00 <Excessive> =s*
14:00 <Excessive> -s*
15:00 <\r0me0> 73sb05
15:00 <simba> artowrk 
15:00 <\r0me0> yeah cool pics
15:00 <\r0me0> or images
15:00 <simba> yea
15:00 <\r0me0> nice
15:00 <simba> here lol
15:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/1386e0e89a8bcfb3123ef61b9280e633/tumblr_n2l727y4KU1t2hqh4o1_500.gif
15:00 <simba> artwork
16:00 <\r0me0> trippy
16:00 <simba> lol
16:00 <\r0me0> Fez got any meds?
16:00 <\r0me0> i want a sundae
16:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/v/t1.0-9/998867_10201134489998993_1030265005_n.jpg?oh=9cc3da56e07fc9817eb7b2e6ae1ebd11&oe=53DE6912&__gda__=1406436703_485d018648744324e0f60b1073e69529
16:00 <\r0me0> from hungry jacks
16:00 <\r0me0> or macdonalds
17:00 <\r0me0> i need a babysitter
17:00 <simba> for who
17:00 <\r0me0> for me
17:00 <\r0me0> ...
17:00 <simba> ur no babby
17:00 <\r0me0> true+
17:00 <\r0me0> simba do you like candy?
18:00 <\r0me0> i liked sugar
18:00 <\r0me0> but no im all grown up i like other stuff
18:00 <simba> hoo duznt
18:00 <\r0me0> but now im all grown up i like other stuff
18:00 <\r0me0> savoury foods
18:00 <simba> hey grown ups can get addicted to sugar too ok
18:00 <\r0me0> ok
18:00 <\r0me0> simba do you like steak?
18:00 <Excessive> \r0me0 u have a striking resemblance to this other user "white"
18:00 <simba> milksteak
18:00 <simba> ?
19:00 <\r0me0> milksteak???
19:00 <simba> have you ever tried milksteak with a side of jellybeans
19:00 <\r0me0> i have porterhouse steak
19:00 <\r0me0> ahaha your funny
19:00 <simba> i have portaloo steak
19:00 <\r0me0> no can't say that i have...
20:00 <\r0me0> simba have you ever tried to not hacve sex?
20:00 <\r0me0> simba have you ever tried to not have sex?
20:00 <simba> no
20:00 <\r0me0> ahaha
20:00 <\r0me0> ok
20:00 <\r0me0> i tried once
20:00 <\r0me0> i used to care about things
20:00 <Maurice> Yeah I bet that was hard..
20:00 <simba> what do you mean you tried not to
21:00 <\r0me0> you know ivolve myself in hobbies and extra cirricular stuff
21:00 <\r0me0> you know involve myself in hobbies and extra cirricular stuff
21:00 <simba> oh yeah
21:00 <simba> you mean like not think about it
21:00 <\r0me0> activities
21:00 <\r0me0> yeah
22:00 <simba> why would u wanna do that 
22:00 <\r0me0> tv sux so much now
22:00 <\r0me0> as i said i think before i really have nothing better to do
22:00 <\r0me0> life is hard work
22:00 <simba> do you want to bang more women romeo
23:00 <\r0me0> im gunna die soon
23:00 <simba> ;[
23:00 <\r0me0> yeah i would
23:00 <Excessive> bang baaaaaaaaaaaang ........... on the door babeh
23:00 <Skirmish> I got a Snickers bar. 
23:00 <Skirmish> ENVY MY SNICKERS!
24:00 <Serenity> i have a lindt bunny stick your snickers
24:00 <Loof> diabeetus
24:00 <Skirmish> Snickers > Bunny.
24:00 <Serenity> no way
25:00 <simba> romeo if you died do you know someone who would come on irc and tell us
25:00 <Loof> i had a home made burger with the lot; eggs, pineapple, beetroot etc
25:00 <Serenity> id be more worried about your consumption of maccas over a chocolate
25:00 <\r0me0> mmm
25:00 <Skirmish> I have it in my will that my executor has to log into mirc on my desktop PC and let everyone know.
25:00 <Skirmish> This channel isn’t on my auto join list though. 
25:00 <Excessive> I have a big block ov kit Kat ........... so ye
26:00 <Skirmish> I loved those Kit Kat bars that had peanut butter. 
26:00 <Skirmish> No idea why they pulled them.  SO GOOD! 
26:00 <Serenity> peanut butter literally makes everything better
26:00 <simba> the new cookies and cream kit kats are so shit, not good at being a kit kat or a cookies and cream choc
26:00 <Loof> cats like my cock better with penut butter
26:00 <Loof> i noticed
26:00 <Maurice> Rank
27:00 <simba> my cat only eats things i dangle around my dick
27:00 <Loof> lol
27:00 <\r0me0> Loof you must of been hungry yeah?
27:00 <Loof> yep hungry for dick
27:00 <\r0me0> i just ate like 6 icecreams
28:00 <simba>  i just ate like 6 icecreams
28:00 <Loof> i just ate like 6 babbies
28:00 <Skirmish> Loof has seamlessly stepped into the gap left by the perm banning of Chris. 
28:00 <\r0me0> simba you got anything worth living for?
28:00 <simba> yes
28:00 <simba> A life
28:00 <\r0me0> no way
29:00 <\r0me0> what sort of life?
29:00 <simba> 1x life left then its game over
29:00 <simba> 1 with all the basics
29:00 <Loof> there's a neverending supply of smashed vag out there \r0me0 
29:00 <simba> standard aussie life pack
29:00 <\r0me0> ok ok
29:00 <simba> with bonus european grandparents settlement pack
29:00 <\r0me0> lol 
29:00 <\r0me0> ahaha
31:00 <Excessive> european from wat part simba?
31:00 <Loof> sometimes 3 cocks isn't enough in a porno
31:00 <Loof> and i found out today if you have an itchy ass
31:00 <Loof> vicks wont help
32:00 <Loof> just makes it worse
32:00 <simba> lol
32:00 <simba> greece
32:00 <Excessive> ah, ela re
33:00 <simba> ole
35:00 <\r0me0> im just a teenage dirtbag baby
35:00 <Excessive> I used to have a friend from school that was greek .......... I'd ring him on the landline and his mum would answer "hello, is Teo there pls?" .......... "Teos ......... tilephono"
36:00 <\r0me0> simba do you like it when a chick cooks for ya?
36:00 <simba> tilephono bethi
36:00 <simba> yea who duznt
36:00 <\r0me0> im gunna cook steak 
36:00 <simba> i prob feel guilty doing literally nothing tho
37:00 <\r0me0> simba do you ever use a payphone?
37:00 <simba> Never.
37:00 <\r0me0> ok
37:00 <\r0me0> i used to use payphones all the time
37:00 <\r0me0> simba do you have any sistters or brothers?
37:00 <\r0me0> simba do you have any sisters or brothers?
38:00 <\r0me0> --
38:00 <simba> yes
38:00 <\r0me0> cool
38:00 <Excessive> \r0me0 do like have a chart of questions that u follow while on here?
38:00 <\r0me0> um no
39:00 <\r0me0> but i should ge one
39:00 <simba> hes got a theme board and he chooses 1 of 6 themes
39:00 <\r0me0> ^%T
39:00 <\r0me0> hehe
39:00 <\r0me0> simba when was the last time you went to the hospitable?
40:00 <\r0me0> i almost went tonight
40:00 <simba> some time ago
40:00 <\r0me0> ok ok
40:00 <Loof> i sometimes go in to get the cist on my penis drained
40:00 <Excessive> friction cause burns sometimes Loof
40:00 <\r0me0> Loof you should get a sex change
40:00 <Excessive> +s
41:00 <Loof> i know then i can eat the leftovers
41:00 <Loof> fried with some chicken salt and pepper
41:00 <Serenity> loll...
41:00 <\r0me0> Loof do you eat alot of fast food?
41:00 <Loof> yes
41:00 <simba> like cheetahs
41:00 <simba> road runners
41:00 <\r0me0> cool
42:00 <\r0me0> simba how nice is your kitchen?
42:00 <\r0me0> my kitchen is shitty
42:00 <Loof> my kitchen is literally covered in poo
42:00 <\r0me0> i don't even have running water
42:00 <Loof> just the way i like it
42:00 <\r0me0> ahaha
42:00 <simba> on a scale of bomb this place to fuck my asshole this kitchen is incredible? i would say its a god damn this a nice ass place to cook
42:00 <\r0me0> mmm
43:00 <simba> romeo how is your dartboard?
43:00 <simba> does your dartboard have any holes in it that youre not aware of?
43:00 <simba> romeo has somebody been playing darts in your house?
43:00 <\r0me0> it is how should i say this all darted out
43:00 <simba> oh man, darts no good
43:00 <\r0me0> simba ever had good sex?
44:00 <simba> i am good sex
44:00 <\r0me0> ok
44:00 <Loof> i had sex with god once
44:00 <Loof> i faked it
44:00 <\r0me0> i want a sack of potatoes
44:00 <simba> i want a small golden trumpet the size of a monopoly piece
44:00 <\r0me0> woah
45:00 <\r0me0> i want simba to makle a porno
45:00 <Loof> \r0me0 got weed?
45:00 <\r0me0> i want simba to make a porno
45:00 <\r0me0> yeah still tryna grow weed
45:00 <\r0me0> i smoke leaf
45:00 <\r0me0> though a bong
45:00 <\r0me0> through a bong
45:00 <Loof> i could smoke a tonne of leaf and not get high i reakon
45:00 <\r0me0> yep
46:00 <Loof> i got killa buds :D
46:00 <\r0me0> good for you
46:00 <\r0me0> :)
46:00 <simba> the last buds i got were just OK
46:00 <Loof> :)
46:00 <\r0me0> i just wanna get drunk
46:00 <simba> maybe tomorrow it will be better
46:00 <\r0me0> ...
46:00 <simba> i took eccies the other day and they werent so great
46:00 <\r0me0> oh
47:00 <Loof> damn
47:00 <simba> they are some of the good ones floating around now but just suck
47:00 <Excessive> Loof, wannah swap some bud fo some bourbon n coke again?
47:00 <simba> if someone like Excessive took 4 of them he'd just be like fuck kids are unlucky today
47:00 <\r0me0> Loof can you grow weed?
47:00 <Loof> plan to
47:00 <Loof> bought 10 seeds the other day
47:00 <\r0me0> ah cool
48:00 <Loof> super critical 800 grams per plant
48:00 <Loof> in theory
48:00 <\r0me0> i need a grow light
48:00 <Loof> i'm getting a 600 watt
48:00 <Loof> and a grow tent
48:00 <\r0me0> cool
48:00 <Loof> and a rdwc system
49:00 <Loof> (hydro)
49:00 <Excessive> a grow tent ............. amongst ur kid n wife
49:00 <simba> let them frolick
50:00 <Excessive> the poor thing will prolly go n mistakenly lag u in to his kindy teacher
50:00 <Bastardly_One> would be karma
51:00 <Bastardly_One> for Crimestoppers calls
51:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
51:00 <\r0me0> i just ate cheese
51:00 <\r0me0> cooking up a steak
51:00 <Loof> only problem is i'm not dumb enough to give out my address, unlike pieter
51:00 <simba> "yes hello authority of this kindergarden. i know it is you who i must come to. my father.. he is growing plants. dangerous plants. you must come quick."
52:00 <Loof> wont somebody please think of the children?
52:00 <\r0me0> simba what kinds of meat do you like?
52:00 <\r0me0> i have no plate
52:00 <simba> White meat.
52:00 <\r0me0> ok
52:00 <\r0me0> cool
52:00 <\r0me0> w h i t e
52:00 <simba> any meat
52:00 <\r0me0> ok ok
52:00 <\r0me0> i like burger meat
53:00 <\r0me0> fish is great too
53:00 <simba> i like duck
53:00 <\r0me0> but
53:00 <simba> but who doesnt
53:00 <\r0me0> i haven't had it in awhile
53:00 <\r0me0> duck sounds fabulous
54:00 <Excessive> I normally have duck or seafood laksa when I have thai
54:00 <Loof> dick sounds fabulous
55:00 <Loof> i haven't had it in awhile
55:00 <Excessive> ye u sound fabulous Loof
55:00 <simba> apparently this chicks body had something wrong with it, on the left here, before she started going to some personal trainer https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1485080_688994004495660_1870068677497867858_n.jpg
55:00 <simba> shit must be pretty fucked up if a girl with that body thinks she needs to go see a PT
56:00 <Excessive> lol .......... pt? ........... it only taketh like 2 moths of joggin fo that
57:00 <Excessive> +n
57:00 <\r0me0> this steaks gunna put my arse to sleep
57:00 <\r0me0> only really got salt to put on it
58:00 <simba> what about wholegrain mustard!!
58:00 <\r0me0> mmm
58:00 <Loof> i been seasoning all my meat with vaped bud lately
58:00 <Loof> so nice
58:00 <simba> i wish someone would season my meat
59:00 <Excessive> I use a few shoots of dill (when I have some) when fryin meat
59:00 <hackt> so who's still not horny?
59:00 <hackt> i fully love mustard
00:00 <Loof> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGTHoMUU8BY
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CKY 4 - [Gnarkill - Mustard man] (Mar 3, 2006) 2:12 - Category: Entertainment - 765,053 views - 1,979 likes (94.5%), 115 dislikes (5.5%)
00:00 <hackt> i have some family guy to watch season 6 and season 7
00:00 <hackt> need more porn
00:00 <hackt> high def porn
01:00 <simba> lol
01:00 <Loof> we have two hands, why not two penises?
01:00 <simba> i saw some really HD porn the other day
01:00 <simba> it was called 'x art' im sure youve heard of it
01:00 <hackt> ah good stuff simba
01:00 <Excessive> hackt, do u watch a show jus cause it seems to be a gd show or do u get wat the show is abt?
03:00 <simba> rake yohn
03:00 <hackt> i get what it's about
03:00 <hackt> saw death in paradise was good
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> what it is about
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> is
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> ham
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> and beef
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> and spinach leves
04:00 <hackt> swift and shift courioers
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> leaves*
04:00 <hackt> is ok
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> mayo and american mustard
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> and two kinds of cheddar
04:00 <hackt> i jus channel surf
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> and grill that nigga
05:00 <hackt> i have a new fridge
05:00 <hackt> :)
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hate how fridges ruin vinyl floors
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One
05:00 <Excessive> ok, tell us ur percetion of ......... ummmmm ......... I donno .......... Star Wars, V For Vendetta, Pirates Of The Carabbean ...... which ones have u seen?
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> was all nice in pm
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> then got grumpy
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> had to insult my mum
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> gosh
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> took me a while
06:00 <simba> Mums have no place on iRC>
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> guess I was just thinking about the fkn dude ima fuck today ay
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd
07:00 <Bonny> night all.. :)
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> and um
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> bonnies
07:00 <simba> night
09:00 <hackt> ...
09:00 <\romeo> man i love fatty foods
10:00 <\romeo> im gunna overdose on fatty foods and die in the buslands
10:00 <simba> i hate em
10:00 <Excessive> so no answer ............ k
10:00 <\romeo> im gunna overdose on fatty foods and die in the bushlands
10:00 <simba> i can feel them inside me when i eat them
10:00 <\romeo> anyone got a chalk board?
10:00 <\romeo> angels
10:00 <simba> romeo is ur name romeo
10:00 <\romeo> no
11:00 <simba> what is it
11:00 <simba> reveal ur secret
11:00 <\romeo> mmm
11:00 <\romeo> simba reveal yours first
11:00 <simba> J
11:00 <\romeo> jaye
11:00 <\romeo> :P
11:00 <\romeo>  j aye
12:00 <\romeo> j for jon?
12:00 <\romeo> mine is d
12:00 <\romeo> for david
12:00 <simba> ya pretty much
12:00 <\romeo> ...
12:00 <\romeo> ok ok
12:00 <Excessive> this prolly all that \romeo knows .......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/1234860_10200111769911630_1297438845_n.jpg
12:00 <simba> dont b rude 2 romeo
12:00 <\romeo> excessive i know much more than that
13:00 <\romeo> i know how to make c4
13:00 <\romeo> and how to make herion
13:00 <\romeo> and cocaine
13:00 <simba> tell us how
13:00 <\romeo> i don't know how to drive a car though
13:00 <Excessive> aye, some rust n some wood ash salts
13:00 <\romeo> i need chemicals
13:00 <\romeo> keroscene 
14:00 <\romeo> i wanna get so high
14:00 <simba> driving is so easy
14:00 <\romeo> i have a trust fund
14:00 <\romeo> driving seems hard
14:00 <milk> you can get recipies for that stuff in an encyclopedia
14:00 <Excessive> drivin wat?
14:00 <\romeo> i wouldn't like to be caught in traffic
15:00 <\romeo> anyone else here have a trust fund?
15:00 <\romeo> driving a boat
15:00 <\romeo> is easier
15:00 <Excessive> I withdrew all mine n soent it on audio gear
15:00 <\romeo> or driving miss daisy
15:00 <simba> i wanna get a motorbike
16:00 <\romeo> ok ok
16:00 <Excessive> spent*
16:00 <\romeo> simba i want you to get a motorbike
16:00 <\romeo> i want a magic carpet
16:00 <simba> thanks pal
16:00 <simba> liverpool then chelsea then city
16:00 <simba> 1 2 3 
16:00 <simba> 1 2 3
16:00 <\romeo> _ _ _
17:00 <Excessive> I saw Abdul one mornin shakin a carpet from his balcony and I yelld out "doesn't it start Abdul?"
18:00 <\romeo> i am getting sleepy
18:00 <simba> lol
18:00 <\romeo> i can't play sport for shit
19:00 <\romeo> simba ever run away from home?
19:00 <simba> nar
19:00 <\romeo> ok
19:00 <\romeo> simba how rich are you?
20:00 <\romeo> i have a few assests
20:00 <\romeo> i have a few assets
20:00 <simba> im good
20:00 <\romeo> i want a popund of tobacco
20:00 <\romeo> i want a pound of tobacco
20:00 <simba> i want a new frying pan
20:00 <\romeo> is ther a way to invest in tobbacco?
21:00 <\romeo> yeah i like frying pans
21:00 <\romeo> is there a way to invest in tobbacco?
21:00 <simba> yea buy some
21:00 <\romeo> mmm
21:00 <\romeo> ok
21:00 <fuckMEdrunk> so
22:00 <fuckMEdrunk> where do all the good people go?
22:00 <simba> romeo do you ever lay there awake at night and wonder "what is johnny depp doing right now?"
22:00 <fuckMEdrunk> ahaha
22:00 <fuckMEdrunk> no but i should
22:00 <fuckMEdrunk> :P
23:00 <beehhh> having a fucking relationship are you slut
23:00 <\Romeo\> sex
23:00 <Serenity> o.o
23:00 <\Romeo\> ual
23:00 <beehhh> *aren't
24:00 <simba> lmaoooo
24:00 <simba> is norell fucking another man....
24:00 <simba> this is a good 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvsX-FfglTA#t=71
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CKY - 96 Quite Bitter Beings - Live @ Sonisphere 2010 UK [7/8] (Aug 15, 2011) 3:43 - Category: Music - 109,564 views - 633 likes (99.1%), 6 dislikes (0.9%)
24:00 <beehhh> no she didnt
24:00 <beehhh> im so happy with her
24:00 <beehhh> we're
24:00 <simba> and i'm happy you're happy
25:00 <beehhh> we cooked hugged and she gave me massage and i left
25:00 <\Romeo\> simba have you seen the movie Liar Liar?
25:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
25:00 <simba> ya that was my fav movie as a kid
25:00 <\Romeo\> chicks just use guys
25:00 <\Romeo\> ah cool
25:00 <simba> i luved carrey
25:00 <simba> mirzas wine selfie
26:00 <Excessive> it's his religious post every time he comes on here
26:00 <beehhh> i need cash for another cash? any donor
26:00 <beehhh> cask
26:00 <Loof> i'll donate sperm
26:00 <Loof> will that help?
27:00 <\Romeo\> need something sweet
27:00 <Loof> make iced coffee
27:00 <\Romeo\> mmm
27:00 <\Romeo\> i hate my life
27:00 <\Romeo\> i wanted to cry tonight
28:00 <\Romeo\> but i didn't feel comfortable
28:00 <Loof> i cry when angels deserve to die
28:00 <\Romeo\> hehe ok
28:00 <\Romeo\> angels
28:00 <simba> when times are down just remember....
28:00 <simba> u arent some kid thats currently getting enjoyment out of downloading the snoop dogg voice expansion pack to call of duty
28:00 <\Romeo\> welcome Pieter
28:00 <beehhh> gimme money
28:00 <simba> thats gotta be a plus
30:00 <beehhh> this wine dont have plum but good presense of black cherries
33:00 <beehhh> dan murphys got 10lt merlot i checked online
34:00 <Loof> classy
35:00 <\Romeo\> >:>
35:00 <\Romeo\> i wanna shock my balls
35:00 <\Romeo\> zaaaaaap
36:00 <\Romeo\> or get drunk and naked in the city
36:00 <\Romeo\> fuck this shitty world
36:00 <\Romeo\> -
37:00 <\Romeo\> C:\Users\Dave\Desktop\Switchblade Symphony - Sweet.mp3
37:00 <\Romeo\> 256 Kbps
37:00 <\Romeo\> i wanna implant a chip into my brain
37:00 <\Romeo\> i wanna be a robot
37:00 <Loof> Element has one
37:00 <Loof> up his nose
37:00 <\Romeo\> im becoming a robot
37:00 <\Romeo\> ahaha
37:00 <simba> im a robot
38:00 <\Romeo\> robert thr robot
38:00 <\Romeo\> robert thE robot
38:00 <\Romeo\> simba your a fish
38:00 <\Romeo\> im a clown
38:00 <beehhh> that missing bone could be anyones
38:00 <Loof> rapebot
38:00 <Skirmish> What the fuck is it with you drug fucked cunts raving on with your nonsense all the fucking time. Take a breath and have a bath with a plugged in toaster you fuckers. 
39:00 <\Romeo\> so 
39:00 <\Romeo\> um
39:00 <\Romeo\> so
39:00 <\Romeo\> late
39:00 <\Romeo\> bed time soon
39:00 <\Romeo\> anyone wanna say goodnight?
40:00 <\Romeo\> i want a doll
40:00 <\Romeo\> or a nudie mag
40:00 <\Romeo\> subsciption
40:00 <\Romeo\> subscription
40:00 <\Romeo\> i live in the country
40:00 <simba> watch a movie
40:00 <\Romeo\> it's so lonely whever i go
40:00 <\Romeo\> yeah
41:00 <\Romeo\> no good movies out
41:00 <simba> get an old 1
41:00 <\Romeo\> well nothing i like
41:00 <\Romeo\> okay
41:00 <\Romeo\> i feel embarresed to wank
41:00 <beehhh> retro porn
41:00 <Excessive> so ........... if Adam n Eve were "the first on earth" ........... then how does one explain their belly buttons?
41:00 <\Romeo\> i touch myslef
42:00 <beehhh> while simba was being made
42:00 <simba> theyre cartoons
42:00 <simba> theyre characters in a story book xD
42:00 <\Romeo\> i touch myself
42:00 <beehhh> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t31.0-8/1909370_10202777808620215_6846595380779852047_o.jpg
42:00 <beehhh> im holding a glass atm
42:00 <simba> so thats the laptop mirza pisses everyone off with
43:00 <beehhh> eeepc, that laptop is under repair i blew the motherboard
43:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasdead> bread
43:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasdead> board
43:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasdead> i so hate everything
43:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasdead> everything sux
43:00 <beehhh> drink wine
43:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasdead> wine
43:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasdead> mmm
44:00 <beehhh> ofcourse
44:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasdead> my chest hurts
44:00 <beehhh> Try grand sud grange or port
44:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasdead> i smoke too much
44:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasdead> passion pop?
44:00 <Saemon> ah the 2 #melbourne rejects are talking.
44:00 <Saemon> -.-
44:00 <beehhh> yar n idiet
45:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasdead> i wanna sell my ipad for a keg of vb
45:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasdead> i wanna drink myself to death
45:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasdead> i hate life
45:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasdead> i have a chemical inbalance
46:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy4FXhkm6Nw
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Young MC - Bust A Move (Jan 9, 2008) 4:28 - Category: Music - 9,439,407 views - 31,470 likes (97.9%), 677 dislikes (2.1%)
46:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasdead> i take anti-depressants everyday
46:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasdead> i have nothing
46:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasdead> nothing
46:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasdead> i want to fuck 
46:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasdead> just for the sake of fucking
46:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasdead> fuck
47:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasdead> i hate sayingfuck
47:00 <Loof> craptop
47:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasdead> Loof ever self harmed?
47:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasdead> i hate taking these pills
47:00 <Loof> i harm my penis
47:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasdead> i hate ck^
47:00 <Loof> is that self harm?
47:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasdead> ahaha
47:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasdead> yep
47:00 <Loof> k
48:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasdead> i wanna shave off all my hair
48:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasdead> i hate ck^
48:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasdead> i fully hate ck^
48:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasdead> i fully fucking hate ck^
48:00 <simba> show us a pic of you romoeo
48:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasdead> ahaha no im too shy
48:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasdead> :P
48:00 <Loof> dun b shy
48:00 <beehhh> norell and i heal each other to the max
48:00 <simba> do you have any pics online
48:00 <beehhh> mother of both devils
48:00 <iwrotethisdownwhileiwasdead> nah 
49:00 <simba> boobs
49:00 <\rOme0> sad
49:00 <\rOme0> boobs
49:00 <\rOme0> happy
49:00 <\rOme0> this is as good as it gets
49:00 <Loof> droobs
50:00 <Loof> droopy boobs
50:00 <\\\\\> goofy
50:00 <\\\\\> loofy
50:00 <\\\\\> drugs
50:00 <\\\\\> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50:00 <\\\\\> meds
50:00 <\\\\\> chronic
51:00 <Loof> medbins
51:00 <\\\\\> chroniK
51:00 <beehhh> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10296582_10152073750523616_5109256368709107622_n.jpg
51:00 <romeo> down with the sickness
52:00 <simba> witness da fitness
52:00 <beehhh> no rain in perth for 3weeks now
53:00 <beehhh> skies are grey but
53:00 <Loof> i need a new cum tshirt
53:00 <romeo> kk4simba do you know that i am A MAGNIFECENT CUNT?
53:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1.0-9/249463_3461727516549_1137526413_n.jpg
53:00 <simba> get the official tenacious d cum rag
53:00 <Loof> lol
54:00 <romeo> IM GUNNA USE CAPS
54:00 <simba> http://tenaciousd.kungfustore.com/category/142-miscellaneous/product/898-cumrag-10d14-c
54:00 <romeo> AND GET NAKED
54:00 <Excessive> and a month later ........... https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/1235286_10200146806507523_1981854047_n.jpg
54:00 <romeo> 4simba do you know that i am A MAGNIFECENT CUNT?
54:00 <Excessive> they're my response to beehhh
54:00 <romeo> ???????????????????????????????????
55:00 <romeo> I HATE EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET
55:00 <Loof> cunt drippings
55:00 <romeo> I WANNA LOOK AT HAND PORN
55:00 <romeo> NAKED HANDS
55:00 <romeo> 4lOOF do you know that i am A MAGNIFECENT CUNT?
56:00 <Loof> cock dribbles
56:00 <romeo> I PUNCHED ANOTHER HOLE IN THE WALL TODAY
56:00 <romeo> HURT MY KNUCKLES
56:00 <Skirmish> Look at you sub human specimens carry on. 
56:00 <Loof> i punched a homeless handicapped granny
56:00 <Loof> felt good
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus ... 
57:00 <romeo> 4Skirmish do you know that i am A MAGNIFECENT CUNT?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I just looked in
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but I think I'll go back to what I was doing
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and I thought *I* was fucked in the head
57:00 <Bastardly_One> *wanders off again*
57:00 <romeo> pIETER 
57:00 <romeo> I LIKE BOTTLED WATER
57:00 <Loof> i like bottled pee
58:00 <Loof> tastes good
58:00 <Skirmish> Loof: If your goal was to emulate Chris to make it difficult to distinguish you two apart you have succeeded. You’re a dead set flop. 
58:00 <romeo> 4Skirmish!!!! do you know that i am A MAGNIFECENT CUNT?
58:00 <Excessive> we knew that Skirmish
58:00 <Saemon> i only like bottled pee if it comes out of megan fox
58:00 <Loof> lol
58:00 <Loof> i would drink her ass juice
58:00 <romeo> 7Skirmish!!!! do you know that i am A MAGNIFECENT CUNT?
59:00 <Saemon> i would eat her shit like nutella
59:00 <Loof> lol
59:00 <romeo> 14Skirmish!!!! do you know that i am A MAGNIFECENT CUNT?
59:00 <Skirmish> It’s against austnet rules to use colour formatting on your text romeo.  I hope an op is looking … like Serenity perhaps. 
59:00 <Saemon> simba does it all the time
59:00 <Saemon> that gay thing he writes in italics and green text
00:00 <Excessive> not austnet Skirmish, only certain chans
00:00 <romeo> 17Serenity!!!! do you know that i am A MAGNIFECENT CUNT?
00:00 <romeo> 18Serenity!!!! do you know that i am A MAGNIFECENT CUNT?
00:00 <Serenity> I know you're an annoying cunt
00:00 <romeo> BOREDOM
00:00 <Serenity> fucking stop it
00:00 <simba> lol at Saemon believing Skirmish
00:00 <romeo> SIMBA YOU RULE
01:00 <Skirmish> Simba has already experienced a ban this evening and I am sure he would prefer to not endure another.
01:00 <Loof> i dont always suck dick. but when i do it doesn't mean i'm gay
01:00 <simba> what
01:00 <simba> why would i be banned
01:00 <simba> 4colors arent illegal you stooge did you actually believe your own bs just thenm
01:00 <romeo> LOOF EVER FUCK A VACUUM CLEANER?
01:00 <Excessive> is ur wife that bad Loof that u take after beehhh now?
01:00 <Loof> romeo i married one
02:00 <romeo> COOL
02:00 <Loof> she sucks
02:00 <simba> i cleared everything up with Maurice anyway, she didnt even know about World War I
02:00 <simba> bit embarrassing i know
03:00 <Maurice> Fuck up, idiot.
03:00 <simba> please remain calm
03:00 <Maurice> Stop speaking or be banned again.
04:00 <Skirmish> 0No drug requests, this means, selling, buying, taking, talking about drugs you've done or someone else has done, we don't and the channel doesn't want to hear about your drug habbits Pieter.
04:00 <Excessive> rite ............. so another 4 or so nurofens now .......... n then mabbe I'll refill on some more drinks
04:00 <Skirmish> This app makes my eyes bleed. Wish it wasn’t a mission to get irc to work on a mac. 
05:00 <simba> romeo is Pieters alter ego
06:00 <Loof> dried cum sure makes ur pubes itch
07:00 <beehhh> damn porno
07:00 <simba> thats the worst part about banging, showering after when u just wanna sleep. but u cant or the juices all dry and crust over 
08:00 <Loof> yep
08:00 <simba> and you wake up at 4am spread eagled scratching all the way from your asshole to the tip of your dick
08:00 <beehhh> drink more wine
08:00 <Loof> lol
08:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pONixdVwcaQ
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Boney M - King Of The Road (1978) (Jun 30, 2013) 2:41 - Category: Music - 1,809 views - 7 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
08:00 <Excessive> "don't pay no union dudes!"
09:00 <beehhh> where would i be without my wine
09:00 <simba> wineless
09:00 <beehhh> beegeehhs
09:00 <beehhh> i suffered four years in bangladesh without any drops
09:00 <Loof> whining less
10:00 <beehhh> and another four years in australia without any visa
10:00 <beehhh> lets call it a nite
14:00 <simba> u
35:00 <Excessive> that's not gambler lol .......... that's dyl's ol housemate
35:00 <simba> i like how he killed an irc users bird then left irc permanently
36:00 <Excessive> nevah heard abt that, pls do tell
37:00 <Excessive> btw, talkin abt pests ........... I need to get rid of the local possums here, they're fckn ravagin my plants
38:00 <Saemon> thats easy Excessive
38:00 <Saemon> what do they eat?
38:00 <Excessive> fruit
38:00 <Excessive> normally
40:00 <Saemon> get a soft fleshy peice of fruit plum, banana or something
41:00 <Saemon> and then stuff rat poison pellets into them
41:00 <Saemon> and leave them where the possum would find them
41:00 <Excessive> ummm I was more like thinkin abt diluting the rat poison in water and injecting it into fruit
41:00 <Saemon> i used to do that with rolled up mince meat balls on my neighbors house
41:00 <Saemon> killed their chiuahua lol
42:00 <simba> sure u did
42:00 <Saemon> Chihuahua*
42:00 <Saemon> oh fuck up simba
42:00 <Saemon> gay hairy greek jono 
43:00 <Saemon> go back to fucken athens cunt
43:00 <simba> way to make it obvious you were lying
43:00 <Excessive> u know how the chinezos have the bbq duck hangin in the windows here? ......... well a friend's relos went to Vietnam and apparently the have bbq dog there
43:00 <Saemon> fuck off simba australia's full.
43:00 <Excessive> they*
43:00 <Saemon> row your boat back to greece
43:00 <Saemon> like tony mokbel
43:00 <simba> im not from greece lol
43:00 <simba> try something else in ur anger
44:00 <simba> ill rate it out of 10
44:00 <Saemon> but u are greek though
44:00 <cYbR> yep the place is full http://outpoll.com/australian-outback-landscape-no-water.jpg
44:00 <Saemon> doesnt matter if your not from greece
44:00 <simba> go back to argentina then
44:00 <Saemon> you're still of greek nationality
44:00 <Saemon> so you are an ethnic
45:00 <Saemon> fuck of back to athens cunt
45:00 <Saemon> thermopale
45:00 <simba> is this all because i pointed out how u made up that story
45:00 <Excessive> ppl who live in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks
46:00 <simba> people who upset easily are easy targets
47:00 <Saemon> i dont understand that metaphor Excessive
47:00 <Excessive> google is ur friend maaaaaaaaan
47:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> never met a dumb Greek
47:00 <Saemon> simba when you have gay sex with your fellow athenian and spartan boy lovers
48:00 <cYbR> artemisia was HOT in the new 300 movie
48:00 <simba> dude just to let you know you are behaving like an upset thirteen year old whos dadddy said no to him
48:00 <Saemon> whats the noise that u make when you guys are thrusting your cocks up eachothers rectums?
48:00 <Saemon> is it "AROO AROO AROO!!"
48:00 <Saemon> ?
48:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> Saemon is ragggggggggggggggggggginggggggggggg
49:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> :)
49:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> carry on bro
49:00 <Saemon> simba should watch his back
49:00 <Saemon> im well connected in adelaide.
49:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> lol
49:00 <Excessive> his piss jar is prolly full and he needs to pee real bad, but he's stickin it out to type on here
49:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> ya gonna end up in a barrel m8
50:00 <simba> i like giving Saemon attention because he missed it all through primary/high school
50:00 <Saemon> me in a barrel? lol. no one fucken dares to fuck with me 
50:00 <Excessive> I'll fck with u
50:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> what Saemon needs is an electric wheelchair powered by the electrolytes in a jar full of piss at the bottom 
50:00 <Excessive> or rather fck u
50:00 <simba> loool
51:00 <Saemon> Excessive that why im considering adult diapers 
51:00 <Saemon> nappies
51:00 <Saemon> they sell them for old ppl at chemist warehouse saw some today
51:00 <Saemon> but piss jug has become my habit though
51:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> this is getting fucking weird
51:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> then again
51:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> this is Saemon 
51:00 <Saemon> i hate change, but this nappy thing is definately worth lookin into i reckon
51:00 <simba> do you hate boring people with fake stories too
51:00 <simba> because you are
52:00 <Saemon> i know u are but what am i?
52:00 <Saemon> ownt.
52:00 <simba> i dont even get how someone can be so gay
52:00 <simba> but who cares
52:00 <Saemon> ask your father bro
52:00 <Saemon> he's an expert 
52:00 <Saemon> lol
53:00 <Saemon> ownt again.
53:00 <simba> i remember being like 15/16 and thinking that kind of stuff was funny
53:00 <simba> youre a teen arent you?
53:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/23/dallas-archer-gun-in-vagina_n_5198486.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
53:00 <Saemon> your getting ripped apart by me simba
53:00 <simba> i have friends who are still 19/20 and say the same stuff
53:00 <simba> they think theyre hilarious
53:00 <Saemon> on a different note
53:00 <Saemon> happy anzac day peoples!
53:00 <Saemon> Lest we forget. 
54:00 <simba> yes yes happy bloodshed day
54:00 <simba> a "happy" day.....,,
54:00 <Saemon> its a celebratory day
54:00 <Saemon> like easter
54:00 <simba> no thats the day u die bitch
54:00 <Saemon> we are celebrating the memory and life of your heroes
54:00 <simba> :shobon:
54:00 <Saemon> wtf is shobon?
55:00 <simba> i dont really look up to soldiers
55:00 <Saemon> ownt is better
55:00 <BlackDevil> Saemon http://uberhumor.com/ladies-of-uberhumor-finally-a-solution-to-a-problem-of-yours-previously-unsolvable
55:00 <Saemon> so lets all go through the routine of pretending to be sad n shit for a day, and then its all happy n dandy again the next
55:00 <Saemon> anzac shits me tbh
56:00 <Saemon> everyone is so pretentious about it
56:00 <Excessive> I don't really idolize aussie customs/heroes
56:00 <simba> soldiers arent heroes lets be clear about that
56:00 <Saemon> thats debatable.
56:00 <cYbR> fuck you guys
56:00 <cYbR> like you'd know
56:00 <simba> nar
57:00 <Excessive> as far as I'm concerned they fought against us
57:00 <Saemon> i would consider those allied forces who liberated those concentration camps in nazi germany as heroes.
57:00 <Excessive> and I was cheated to this country
57:00 <Excessive> it's not abt WWII u tool, it's abt WWI
57:00 <simba> lmao at Saemon
57:00 <Saemon> <simba> soldiers arent heroes lets be clear about that
58:00 <simba> everything he types comes from a clueless teenager
58:00 <Saemon> im responding to that.
58:00 <Saemon> wat are u saying simba? 
58:00 <Saemon> u dont agree with me that the soldiers who liberated the concentration camps are heroes?
58:00 <Excessive> Anzac day is when the guns of the great war (WWI) fell silent
59:00 <Saemon> simba got ownt.
59:00 <Saemon> thats why he's silent now
00:00 <simba> im waiting for Saemon to tell us more about the nazis and world war I lmao
00:00 <Excessive> no I was talkin to u Saemon, u were implyin WWII and the nazis
00:00 <Saemon> why world war 1?
00:00 <BlackDevil> Excessive https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8159955968/hE5C83295/
00:00 <Saemon> im talking about world war 2
00:00 <simba> lol
00:00 <simba> mannnn
01:00 <Saemon> simba you said soldiers arent heroes
01:00 <simba> i think you need to be less angry and just read what Excessive is saying
01:00 <Saemon> i just responded to you with an example
01:00 <simba> he is saying all the answers
01:00 <Saemon> of when soldiers cleary are heros
01:00 <simba> sorry theyre not
01:00 <Saemon> what about liberating the concentration camps?
01:00 <Saemon> and freeing the prisoners?
02:00 <simba> i reject the premise of the question
02:00 <Saemon> are they not heros to the people the saved?
02:00 <Excessive> ye, liberating the ripper offerrers
02:00 <Excessive> who forever were on the run
02:00 <Excessive> with no country of their own
02:00 <simba> its hard 2 talk about this subject with someone uneducated and closed minded Saemon sorry
02:00 <Saemon> oh great. Excessive an anti-semite
02:00 <simba> if u werent a known troll account i would entertain you but sorry again
03:00 <Saemon> im not a troll acountr
03:00 <cYbR> so any of you actually in the military?
03:00 <Saemon> u just say that coz u think it makes u sound cool simba
03:00 <simba> no
03:00 <Saemon> and to discredit me when ive ownt you
03:00 <simba> i dont need 2 sound cool i am cool
03:00 <simba> (h)
03:00 <cYbR> ever been shot at at work?
04:00 <simba> lol
04:00 <simba> no have u mate
04:00 <cYbR> you know me do ya?
04:00 <simba> no what do you object to being called mate
04:00 <simba> hi mish
06:00 <cYbR> i just think it's pretty ignorant to even suggest people that have served in the defence force aren't heroic. Granted not everyone is on the frontline but those are the people Anzac day is about
07:00 <simba> i dont feel "heroic" is quite the right word to describe men going to war... you must be a man and a half to give your life in war but are you a hero?
07:00 <simba> idk, i thought a hero was a bit more of a positive figure
07:00 <cYbR> depends what you define as heroic I guess
07:00 <BlackDevil> cYbR https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_4tim5iHQE
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: News airs GIANT Cameltoe - @OpieRadio (Apr 22, 2014) 0:34 - Category: People and Blogs - 647,846 views - 1,506 likes (94.4%), 90 dislikes (5.6%)
07:00 <Excessive> ye "I'm a fckin soldier and go to war to satisfy a certain political angst"
08:00 <simba> they definitely display courage and the will for self sacrifice..
08:00 <cYbR> i would say someone who goes to work of a morning knowing they'll likely be shot at pretty heroic
08:00 <simba> what about the men who are out there because they are bloodthirsty.. to cause pain to other men
08:00 <cYbR> people don't serve in the army out of political angst
08:00 <simba> they arent doing it for reasons you could call heroic
08:00 <simba> i guess everyone is out there for a different reason
10:00 <bored_biATCHHH> good morningggg =p
10:00 <cYbR> either way, they're there to do a job... history has shown aussie soldiers do a damn good one so whatever reasons they have for being there I don't think matter
10:00 <Excessive> fo some it might jus be the feeling of "military power" less the risk of death ......... like with bein a cop ........ a fckn power freak, though not ever thinkin abt wat it might do to ur loved ones when they find out that u've been shot down
10:00 <cYbR> morning bored_biATCHHH!
11:00 <cYbR> dont get me wrong there are some colossal asshats in the army. most people with rank, for example...
13:00 <Saemon> simba
15:00 <cYbR> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN8wV-9CDMk&feature=youtube_gdata_player
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dubai-driver-drives-Pajero-on 2wheel (Apr 1, 2010) 1:33 - Category: Entertainment - 913 views - 4 likes (80%), 1 dislikes (20%)
15:00 <Excessive> and when they die, they mabbe get some sort of "honourary" funeral with the national flag coverin their coffin and mabbe some firing squad firing into the air or even mabbe a flock of aircraft flyin by if u are re3spectable enough ............ and all that is for one day ........... and then everyone forgets abt it
16:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> Excessive: you dont by chance have an invite for audionews do you?
16:00 <Excessive> no, soz
16:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> thanks anyway
21:00 <Excessive> but anyways ........... ol timers war is slowly bein outphased as the world moves into the new trend of war based on the personal level ......... this includes the media (for defamation to ur local community), the army for the use of their satellites when they target u with radiation, the health system for ur punishment via psychiatric treatment and if u do actually have enough brains u get to work out how it's all done and mabbe one day have a 
23:00 <simba> a what
23:00 <simba> a chance to bail to India
23:00 <simba> ???
32:00 <BlackDevil> whats the best way to poop?
34:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> dont know about the best way
34:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> the best time
34:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> is
34:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> to poop rn (c) faux
36:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqIB6Uwcgx4
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Midnight Oil Gunbarrel Highway Australia 2005 (Oct 6, 2008) 3:48 - Category: Travel and Events - 13,626 views - 33 likes (89.2%), 4 dislikes (10.8%)
36:00 <Excessive> "and the children will sing as a satellite swings down that highway"
38:00 <Skirmish> Accidentally deleted the app I was using. 
38:00 <Skirmish> doh
39:00 <BlackDevil> anyone know how to root a phone?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> drop it 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that will make it pretty much rooted
40:00 <BlackDevil> or planting into the ground?
40:00 <Excessive> and if u ever happen to be stuck inbetween like me for almost 20 yrs, then u might one day know wat it feels like to be the dude yellin out the lyrics to this ......... ye, this lot always had it right  ......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqa1vWiqxEo
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Oils on Water - 13. Power and The Passion - Midnight Oil (Apr 1, 2010) 6:26 - Category: Music - 33,118 views - 138 likes (99.3%), 1 dislikes (0.7%)
40:00 <BlackDevil> and watering it
42:00 <Excessive> love Rob at half way on the drums though
42:00 <Saemon> got rejected by a french chick today at a massage parlour
42:00 <Saemon> shes the massage lady there
43:00 <Saemon> the reviews of that place and her on punter planet says she normally offers extras
43:00 <Saemon> after about 10mins into the massage session
43:00 <Saemon> i waited and waited and she didnt offer anything
43:00 <Saemon> at the end of the session i asked if i could get extras and she said no she doesnt do it
43:00 <Saemon> fucken lying bitch
44:00 <simba> what were you waiting for?
44:00 <simba> a choc chip cookie?
44:00 <simba> if you wanted a service you should ask for it
44:00 <simba> they arent mind readers
44:00 <Saemon> waiting for her to ask me if i wanted extras
44:00 <simba> you god damn faggot
44:00 <Saemon> i DID thats the thing
44:00 <simba> you waited until it was too late then whimpered for it
45:00 <simba> and they were like sorry ur 2 gross
45:00 <Saemon> after she finished and didnt ask me/offer any extras at all
45:00 <simba> did she look at you like you were lucky to be touched at all
45:00 <Saemon> i told her i wanted extras and will pay for 1 more house
45:00 <Saemon> hour*
45:00 <Saemon> she said yes i can pay for another hour with her, but she doesnt offer any sexual services to clients shes not that type of masseuse
46:00 <Saemon> thats what she said
46:00 <simba> but punter planet is a website for escort reviews
46:00 <simba> she was an escort yes?
46:00 <Saemon> but every single review of her on punter planet, and theres like 9 of them
46:00 <Saemon> said she does full service
46:00 <Saemon> they all got to have sex with her
46:00 <Saemon> well not really an escprt
46:00 <Saemon> she works at a massage parlour
47:00 <simba> theres only one lady reviewed under the SA part of that site
47:00 <Saemon> they are sorta like brothels
47:00 <Saemon> how do u know simba?
47:00 <simba> because i have the internet?
47:00 <Saemon> u dont go on punter planet
47:00 <simba> im obviously looking right now
47:00 <simba> try and keep up
47:00 <Saemon> why do you even have an account to log into that site?
48:00 <simba> did you see Lexie?
48:00 <Saemon> do u see escorts as well?
48:00 <simba> you dont need to register to view
48:00 <Saemon> errr
48:00 <Saemon> yes, you do
48:00 <Saemon> u need to sign up and become a member
48:00 <simba> nar
48:00 <Saemon> and then log in to be able to access and view the forums
48:00 <Saemon> lol
48:00 <simba> http://forums.punterplanet.com/forum/15-south-australia/
48:00 <simba> no log in req'd
49:00 <Saemon> u fucken troll liar
49:00 <Saemon> dont try lie to me
49:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> Saemon got ripped
49:00 <simba> i think you know this and youre trying to change the subject because i once again outed you as lying
49:00 <Saemon> im a long time user of that site
49:00 <simba> 4:1)
49:00 <Excessive> lol ............ u don't ask for full service b4 u pay? ............ wat u expect it as a complementary thing?
49:00 <simba> dude this room is full of human beings who can just click my link and see that youre lying
49:00 <simba> i dont know what youre doing
49:00 <simba> but its not working
49:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> Saemon: you should try your luck writing at writing fiction professional
50:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> a guy here just got a publishing deal
50:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> -writing
50:00 <simba> panda?
50:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> professionally*
50:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> yeah
50:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> claims to anyway
50:00 <Saemon> simba well 
50:00 <simba> lol i was just kidden
50:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> so shads and panda are moving up in the world
50:00 <simba> i wonder if he'll mention it again
50:00 <Saemon> for a guy who supposedly has a "girlfriend"
50:00 <Saemon> you sure do spend alot of time on mirc
51:00 <Excessive> I don't mind the hoes ........... u get to pick at least
51:00 <simba> im gonna call lexie and say i was the fat guy that massaged her today
51:00 <simba> see if you really did see her
51:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> my name is Muhammed Ahab Dhabiji with 4 wives yet and a job as a Saudi Prince's mistress recruiter yet i still have time for IRC
51:00 <Saemon> if she really does exist, wth kind of relationship do u even have when ur on here 24/7?
51:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> what is your point Saemon ?
52:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ Panda writing professionally. 
52:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> yet has*
52:00 <Excessive> fckn way less hastle than goin out to some pub/club and tryinnah hook up and then pay fo drinks etc .......... and not bein guaranteed a rewt
52:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> Skirmish: yeah, "professionally"
52:00 <Saemon> simba's alleged apparent supposed girlfriend does not exist.
52:00 <Saemon> thats my point.
52:00 <simba> this is brilliant
52:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> he's livin' da dream
52:00 <simba> ill worry about my girlfriend man u just worry about those escorts
53:00 <Saemon> non existent gf
53:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> it
53:00 <Saemon> at least escorts are real
53:00 <simba> ......ok
53:00 <Saemon> lol
53:00 <Saemon> ownt.
53:00 <Saemon> owntage.
53:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> it's always the pathological liars that are fixated on 'lies' of others
53:00 <simba> literally whatever helps you sleep at night man i dont mind
53:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> he would toss and turn, if he could
53:00 <Saemon> and what helps you sleep at night simba?
53:00 <Saemon> imaginary girlfriend laying at your side?
54:00 <Saemon> how it feel like hugging air?
54:00 <simba> falling asleep to the hilarious banter of bender and fry 
54:00 <simba> why r u attacking me so much is it because i exposed ur lie
54:00 <Skirmish> Saemon reminds me a lot of themayo.
54:00 <Saemon> its because i know the truth about u simba
54:00 <Saemon> jono
54:00 <Saemon> u dont have a girlfried
54:00 <simba> i so girlfried
54:00 <Saemon> girlfriend*
55:00 <simba> nawwww!
55:00 <simba> i thought it was so real too....
55:00 <Skirmish> He's in denial because he wants to be your girlfriend samba.
55:00 <Skirmish> Simba*
55:00 <Excessive> girlfried lol
55:00 <Saemon> i correct myself so its all good
55:00 <Saemon> girlfreind*
55:00 <simba> i so girlfried
55:00 <Saemon> girlfruied
55:00 <Excessive> lawl
55:00 <Saemon> girlfrind
55:00 <Saemon> girlfriend***
56:00 <simba> sigmund girlfreud
57:00 <Skirmish> NO! YOU CAN"T HAVE A GF BECAUSE I WANT TO BE YOUR GF!!
58:00 <simba> Saemon did y9ou get Lexie a gift
58:00 <simba> http://www.barossaescort.com.au/gifts.php
58:00 <simba> lool
58:00 <simba> these are Lexies favorite gifts
58:00 <simba> she likes V8 supercars.... maybe u can get her one
59:00 <Pyro-> who does?
59:00 <Saemon> Favourite Jewellery Gold or diamond earrings.
59:00 <Saemon> lolz 
59:00 <Saemon> she can fuck right off
59:00 <Saemon> is she forgetting that shes just a hooker?
00:00 <simba> yea she forgot
00:00 <Pyro-> dude, she's right there.. don't be so rude to her
00:00 <Saemon> fuck oath
00:00 <Saemon> all her gifts are all things that would be expensive
01:00 <simba> her body is gross
01:00 <Saemon> clothing gifts myer or david jones
01:00 <simba> also there are pix of her covered in shit and food
01:00 <simba> wtf
01:00 <Saemon> cloths from there are like $300 +
01:00 <Saemon> why cant she just accept something from like big w
02:00 <Saemon> shes got an alright body
02:00 <Saemon> not perfect but definately not gross
02:00 <Saemon> i hate her short hair though
02:00 <Saemon> looks dykish
03:00 <Saemon> whooaaaaa wthhhh
04:00 <Saemon> Extras for both GFE and Exotic Full Service.
04:00 <Saemon> CIM (extra $100)
04:00 <Saemon> Swallow (extra $50)
04:00 <Saemon> COF (extra $100)
04:00 <Saemon> BBBJ (extra $100)
04:00 <Saemon> wow omgosh she swallowing cum is actually an option clients could pay for??
04:00 <Saemon> no escorts ive come across does this
04:00 <Saemon> its dangerous
05:00 <Saemon> cuz STI's
05:00 <simba> ur dad did it for me
05:00 <Saemon> seriously, someone like her being ok with doing that
05:00 <Saemon> chances are that shes already got something
05:00 <Saemon> so nothing to lose
06:00 <Saemon> may as well use the situation to your advantage at this point n make more money
07:00 <Saemon> i.e. if u already have HIV, then you probably wouldnt be worried about swallowing potentillay HIV infected cum
07:00 <simba> dude its 2014
07:00 <simba> people arent walking around with AIDS
07:00 <simba> and sticking their dicks into people
08:00 <simba> honestly youre so sheltered and clueless how do you even eat cereal is it with a standard spoon and bowl or have you got this whack method which involves drenching yourself in milk and sucking the flavour from your skin
12:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> Saemon: all she wants is a hug
12:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> Cost = PRICELESS
12:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> can you do that?
12:00 <Saemon> hrm she in the barossa valley area
12:00 <Saemon> fuck that
12:00 <Saemon> too far from the beff
13:00 <Saemon> in her 30s
14:00 <Saemon> in that industry, shes already ancient
14:00 <Saemon> unless u have some sorta mature lady fetish
14:00 <simba> why are u pretending u didnt see her today
14:00 <simba> u prob live in the barossa
14:00 <Saemon> theres 1000s of younger new working gals in their early 20s
15:00 <Saemon> 18-19 even
15:00 <Saemon> and when they reach their 30s
15:00 <Saemon> there would be newer, younger chicks to replace them
15:00 <Saemon> and the cycle goes on
15:00 <simba> yep thats what happens to human beings
15:00 <simba> they age
16:00 <Saemon> yeah so this lexie bitch should stop being to stuck up
16:00 <Saemon> and realise that shes lucky getting business at all
16:00 <Saemon> tone down her gift list expectations a abit
16:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> you can talk to her about the problems you have on IRC
16:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> she can mother you
16:00 <Saemon> and her rates for her services
17:00 <simba> maybe u shouldve complained before u saw her
17:00 <Saemon> no need. i will just spam bad reviews about her on punter planet
18:00 <simba> kk
18:00 <simba> ill keep an eye out
18:00 <Excessive> "oh fck ............ I got bitten by one of those dogs with furr all over it .......... I'mnah feed it somethin so I can work out where its head is so I can kick its arse"
18:00 <Saemon> her CIM n Swallow service is tempting as though
18:00 <Saemon> ive never had a chick do that to me yet 
18:00 <Saemon> ever
19:00 <simba> lool
19:00 <simba> that seems familiar that quote Excessive
20:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> errrrk the short hair in the gallery
21:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> maybe she's a recovering chemo patient
21:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> getting money to pay off medical debts
23:00 <simba> chemo patient theory is good
23:00 <Saemon> yeah i hate short hair on women
23:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> nothin' to live for mate
26:00 <simba> Nothin' But Net
30:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> lol @ how some of these girls do tours. didnt know it got to this level
30:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> well, i know high profile ones get called interstate via agents
30:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> but not like...tours
30:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> i'll wear their shirts
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31:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> Adelaide 6th-8th May
31:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> Melbourne 9th-11th May
31:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> Sydney 22nd-26th May
31:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> Melbourne 12th-16th June
32:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> she might as well VLOG about whore makeup and how to clean off cum. instant youtube hit!
34:00 <Saemon> $450 per initial hour and $300 per hour or $200 per half hour thereafter
34:00 <Saemon> $3,500 Overnight stays (12 hours including 5 star hotel and breakfast) *includes sleep
34:00 <Saemon> $4,500 An entire day of XXX-RATED (24 hours including 5 star hotel and breakfast) *additional days $3,000 **includes sleep
34:00 <Saemon> wat in the holy fuck
34:00 <Saemon> those prices are just ridiculous 
34:00 <Saemon> no common sense to those prices who the fuck is gona pay that 
35:00 <Saemon> when u can get other hookers for a fraction of that price
35:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> if only ALDI had hookers
35:00 <Saemon> no wonder they suck dick for a living so stupid
35:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> ... or just go to a bar / club and pick up
36:00 <Saemon> yeah but picking up doesnt always work
36:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> y not?
36:00 <Saemon> especially if your not attractive
37:00 <Saemon> it doesnt work for me cuz im shy, fat, ugly and socially awkward and i dont go out ot bars n clubs
37:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> just rent a suit and limo
37:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> were you always this way?
37:00 <Saemon> but paying for an escort gives me the option to choose
37:00 <Saemon> see, if i rock up n a suit n limo
37:00 <Saemon> what if it only attracts some fat chick or something?
38:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> ur 2 negativ
38:00 <Saemon> then i would have wasted the money on the suit n limo all for just a fat chick or somethng that i wont want
38:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> they would be attracted to you if you rocked up with cornetto out of your pockets
38:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> call it pornetto
38:00 <Saemon> now, with the money being used to pay for a escort instead, i can choose watever i wish for
39:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> what's the most you've blown in one night?
39:00 <Saemon> blonde, brunette, asian, arabian, serbian 
39:00 <Saemon> u name it
39:00 <Saemon> nbn 3 times
39:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> which ones do you reckon are the best?
39:00 <Saemon> and yes, i was always like this
39:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> no you filfthy minded beast
39:00 <Saemon> ive always been overweight
39:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> i meant $$$
39:00 <Saemon> and a shy guy
39:00 <Saemon> as for being ugly, its me facial bone structure
39:00 <Saemon> weak chin
39:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> how so?
40:00 <Saemon> triple h nose
40:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> how much have you spent most in one night?
40:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> you didnt last african before
40:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> that's racist.
40:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> list*
41:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> but you're paying
41:00 <Saemon> how much? hrm the most ive spent in 1 night so far is $700
41:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> have you thought of trying your luck overseas?
41:00 <Saemon> $400 for two chicks at once in a threesome
42:00 <Saemon> and extra $200 to extend the session to an hour 
42:00 <Saemon> cuz they were both $200/30 min each
43:00 <Saemon> they were together so they didnt charge me an extra $200 for each of them
43:00 <Saemon> and then $100 more for extras*
43:00 <Saemon> which included all sorts of kinky fetish stuff
43:00 <Saemon> got them to squirt and pee all over me lol
44:00 <Saemon> they even drank eachothers pee 
44:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> did you get BYO TAB
44:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> TAB = Toast and Butter
44:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> ?
44:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> new acronym there for ya buddy
44:00 <Saemon> was the fucken hottest thing in the world man
45:00 <simba> lmao
45:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> fetishism is nothing more than suppressed sexuality
45:00 <Saemon> my fanstasy was a porn movie experience
45:00 <Saemon> where they snowball my cum
45:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> it's why the Japs are so obsessed with fetishes
45:00 <Saemon> and they did that at the end
45:00 <Saemon> $700 well spent
45:00 <simba> a story to tell your chil.. nevermind
46:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> OK! Story's over! Who is going to push grandaddy Saemy back to his room???
47:00 <Saemon> simba your just jelous that i got to have sex like freaken ron jeremy
48:00 <simba> who?
48:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> you mean fictional sex
48:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> ron jeremy is just an actor
48:00 <simba> i think if anyones shown jealousy tonight its our teenage friend here
48:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> Saemon: i have a friend playing Pokemon lately. got any tips for her?
49:00 <simba> Lᴇɢᴀʟɪᴢᴇ Gᴀʏ Wᴇᴇᴅʟᴇ
50:00 <simba> do i know who u are
50:00 <simba> or r u just.. Some Guy
51:00 <simba> Some Girls
51:00 <simba> and HORSE the band
53:00 <Saemon> well yes its fictional sex 
53:00 <Saemon> in the sense that the stuff we do its not wat goes on in normal sex
53:00 <simba> Saemon used to masturbate to Mr. Bean growing up
53:00 <Saemon> i payed them to mimick all the crazy porn fetish shit u see in porn vids
54:00 <simba> Saemon be real man we all know you didnt have a real awesome threesome, you paid big money for some awkward as fuck piss party
54:00 <simba> you know it was awkward, i know it was awkward
54:00 <simba> just be an honest man
54:00 <simba> a threesome couldnt be awesome with 2 hookers and a handicapped fat guy
54:00 <Chronologie> what Saemon meant is that he dropped a few hundred $ in the urinals and a bunch of old men pissed on him
54:00 <Saemon> well golden shower to me is awesome
55:00 <Chronologie> and he didnt want to touch the notes again
55:00 <Saemon> and it wasnt awkward
55:00 <Saemon> certainly wasnt for me, i enjoyed it
55:00 <simba> ya you should just pay guys to piss on you
55:00 <simba> ill piss on you
55:00 <Saemon> may have been awkward for them
55:00 <Saemon> but they were payed to act like it wasnt
55:00 <Saemon> and they did their job well
55:00 <Saemon> so win/win
56:00 <simba> yes you paid a woman 700 dollars to simulate a sex experience with you
56:00 <Saemon> yeah and?
56:00 <simba> thats not a win
56:00 <simba> thats LO/SE
56:00 <Saemon> its not like i had to do any work for that money though lol
56:00 <simba> you may as well bang a hooker in GTA
56:00 <Saemon> saved up centrelink money
57:00 <simba> dont you need to work to keep centrelink though?
57:00 <simba> like
57:00 <Saemon> lol nope
57:00 <simba> they check on you going for jobs or w/e
57:00 <Saemon> im got medication conditions making me exempt from that
57:00 <simba> ah yea
57:00 <simba> thats why ur so useless and unmotivated
57:00 <simba> cos uve never had reason to do.. anything
57:00 <Saemon> similar situation to Bastardly_One
57:00 <simba> is this a fair assessment
57:00 <Chronologie> do you get taxi vouchers to the brothels?
58:00 <Saemon> yeah fair enough simba
58:00 <Chronologie> like those big taxis
58:00 <simba> bastardly one is much older than you he has experienced much more
58:00 <Chronologie> the maxi ones
58:00 <simba> lol
58:00 <Saemon> but hey, when im getting money for free to pay to see hot chicks pee on eachother and on me
58:00 <simba> maxi taxi
58:00 <Chronologie> how old are ya Saemon ?
58:00 <Saemon> why would i be complaining?
58:00 <simba> cos thats a Gay Life
58:00 <Saemon> how is that a gay life?
59:00 <simba> pee should go in toilets ok
59:00 <Saemon> its not only about pee
59:00 <Saemon> we did have sex
59:00 <simba> i wish u could be born again and re do everything
00:00 <Saemon> the peeing bit only went on for like 5-8 mins max of the 1 hour session
00:00 <Chronologie> any other guy wouldn't know the exact time, it would feel like forever
00:00 <Saemon> and do what simba?
01:00 <Saemon> conform to mediocrity?
02:00 <Saemon> be a freaken sheep and follow all the other sheeps?
02:00 <Saemon> no thank you
06:00 <Chronologie> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWmrfgj0MZI
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Massive Attack - Unfinished Sympathy (Mar 6, 2009) 5:21 - Category: Music - 10,172,811 views - 44,381 likes (98.5%), 653 dislikes (1.5%)
06:00 <simba> lmbo
06:00 <simba> eh
13:00 <simba> this is u Saemon
13:00 <simba> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/PuckCover.jpg
13:00 <simba> the "jester"
13:00 <simba> the "buffoon"
13:00 <simba> buffoon is a term for someone who provides amusement through inappropriate appearance and/or behavior
14:00 <simba> thats u
14:00 <simba> thats u in the pic
15:00 <Chronologie> that's Saemon in the corner
15:00 <Chronologie> losing his dignity
16:00 <simba> what fools these mortals be
21:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRP
26:00 <simba> n e 1 speak Latin
28:00 <BlackDevil> google does
33:00 <simba> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4f/IndoEuropeanTree.svg
53:00 <Excessive> aminus dominus patres
56:00 <Excessive> errr .......... ominus dominus patris*
56:00 <Excessive> which maketh out to be "man lord country"
57:00 <Excessive> or thereabouts
03:00 <Excessive> anyways .............. l8ers
03:00 <BlackDevil> renbton!
03:00 <BlackDevil> renton!!!!!!!!!!!
04:00 <BlackDevil> eureka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13:00 <BlackDevil> http://fatkidatcamp.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/defecation-tea.jpg
34:00 <BlackDevil> did you know jesus hanged on wood
39:00 <bored_biATCHHH> hello0o
35:00 <Lumeah> FreeMsg: RSL's 2014 ANZAC Appeal 19991234 would like to thank you with this message at m.minuteofsilence.com.au/thankyou Info 1300791550
38:00 <BlackDevil> dont do that
41:00 <Lumeah> Why.. 
42:00 <Lumeah> Ring it :p
45:00 <mrgrumpy> morning
46:00 <crash> morning
49:00 <mrgrumpy> how are we all? mildly hungover?
50:00 <Lumeah> soo quite
50:00 <Lumeah> must be
50:00 <mrgrumpy> no quieter than usual I suspect
51:00 <Lumeah> dunnno.. haven't been here on fridays for loooooooooooong times
51:00 <mrgrumpy> it's usually always quiet in here unless someone spouts of something racist or equally insensitive :)
51:00 <Lumeah> lol
51:00 <Lumeah> true true
52:00 <mrgrumpy> is it wrong that I've taught my German Shepherd to raise her paw when I say "Heil"?
52:00 <Lumeah> haha
52:00 <Lumeah> funnny
53:00 <BlackDevil> Teen poured bleach on 87 y/o woman, tortured her after she awoke during burglary:
54:00 <mrgrumpy> wtf? at least she won't smell of old person...
55:00 <Lumeah> teen needs to be sent to man jail lol
56:00 <mrgrumpy> will no doubt just get community service
58:00 <Lumeah> yeah tending the wonds of this lady and relizeing the pain and agaony she has caused
58:00 <Lumeah> generally ,, won't heal.
04:00 <mrgrumpy> but realistically what can you do? change society? freak events like this will still occur and the threat of jail really doesn't work with teenagers their brains are not developed enough to "think into the future"
05:00 <Lumeah> becouse we aret'teaching them correctly
06:00 <mrgrumpy> I argue that on the whole that teenagers *are* being taught correctly, it's these social outcasts that are the issue
06:00 <Lumeah> how many teens you know?
06:00 <mrgrumpy> identifying risk factors early on for prevention is the best thing you can hope for
07:00 <Lumeah> yeah but after it's done we're all fucked
07:00 <mrgrumpy> not many personally, but by extension several dozen due to having friends with teachers or children at a pre or teen age
08:00 <mrgrumpy> *being friends with teachers*
09:00 <mrgrumpy> personally I think technology will be the destruction of teenagers (which are a relatively new concept)
09:00 <Lumeah> do people relise the younger generation looks after the older one?
10:00 <mrgrumpy> not in western society
10:00 <Lumeah> so if the younger gen can't do fuck all , then your not gonna be looked after good lol
10:00 <mrgrumpy> Western society relies on the individual to care (at least financially) for one's self
11:00 <Lumeah> they work in society that runs the infrustrusture that heeps look after the elderly... so if there all crappy workers ya not gonne get much.
11:00 <mrgrumpy> Some countries are slightly more socialist than others but for the most part it's survival of the fittest
11:00 <Lumeah> well that only last so log
12:00 <Lumeah> the older you get to more you have to rely on other people
12:00 <mrgrumpy> it's only going to get worse, people are living longer - but there'll be self perpetuating industries that spring up from the care of the aged
13:00 <mrgrumpy> so someone will find a way to care for the aged eventually
13:00 <mrgrumpy> *so someone will find a way MAKE MONEY from caring for the aged*
13:00 <Lumeah> find?
13:00 <mrgrumpy> or invent
13:00 <Lumeah> already done my friend
14:00 <Lumeah> :P
15:00 <mrgrumpy> :P yes granted there's lodging and accommodation as an industry - I'm thinking more of how to get tax dollars from the elderly
15:00 <mrgrumpy> which the government are trying by lifting the pension and superannuation payout ages
16:00 <crash> morning Nikky`
17:00 <mrgrumpy> I'm not talking about the octogenarians more the 50-70 y/o's who could potentially feedback tax income back into the economy
17:00 <Lumeah> Morning Nikky`
18:00 <Lumeah> they could.
18:00 <mrgrumpy> anyways fuckit I've got nearly 50 years before I need to think about being an octogenerian - the world will be run by Chinese or Indians by then and they actually care about their aged populations :D
18:00 <Nikky`> Morning crash :o)
18:00 <Nikky`> Morning Lumeah :o)
19:00 <crash> i was about to do the same thing
19:00 <Lumeah> haha ok
19:00 <crash> on my 3rd coffee
19:00 <Lumeah> i want to . not sure whats open
19:00 <crash> let the first 2 go cold though
21:00 <Nikky`> I am on my first
22:00 <Nikky`> Just got out of bed.. unit is freezing
22:00 <Nikky`> guess its the start of my gas bill going up
22:00 <Lumeah> eek
23:00 <Nikky`> I think most places can open but not till after 1 or something?
24:00 <Lumeah> yeah
24:00 <Nikky`> I'm waiting for my gym to open
24:00 <Nikky`> I have been lazy enough and need to get back into it
27:00 <crash> im waiting for the pub to open :P
27:00 <DemonsRun>  It was frikken 2C at like 2am here last night
28:00 <Lumeah> ohhh
28:00 <Nikky`> brrrr DemonsRun
28:00 <Lumeah> where you DemonsRun?
28:00 <Nikky`> woke to 13 in unit
28:00 <DemonsRun> Sw vic
28:00 <Nikky`> now its getting toasty
28:00 <Nikky`> It's not even winter yet - eeeks
28:00 <DemonsRun> I'm too scared to get out of bed lol. It's still freezing
32:00 <Nikky`> I don't blame you DemonsRun
32:00 <DemonsRun> Mother fucker. No one told me lee kernaghan was passing thru for his tour. Can't get tickets for tonight.
32:00 <DemonsRun> Pissed off
33:00 <mrgrumpy> I'm loving this cold
33:00 <Nikky`> I want to say awww but well its to see Lee and well,. I can't give a awww for that
33:00 <Nikky`> haha
35:00 <DemonsRun> Oh pfft?
35:00 <DemonsRun> !*
35:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
35:00 <Nikky`> :P
38:00 <Lumeah> dam
51:00 <^pilot^> morning ppl
56:00 <Lumeah> hi morning ^pilot^
19:00 <SlutCum> np: [Future-Honest-(Deluxe Edition)-2014-CR]-03-future-move that dope (feat. pharrell pusha t casino).mp3
20:00 <Mew> SlutCum danananananana 
27:00 <Q{{> ^ dunno what the excitement is about
27:00 <Lumeah> me either
30:00 <Lumeah> http://www.activinstinct.com/au/more-sports/outdoor/clothing/mens/jackets/berghaus-mens-vinson-insulated-jacket/
30:00 <Lumeah> me likes.. wonder if it's in a shop i can look atm
31:00 <Mew> i thought you had a vagina
32:00 <Lumeah> who?
32:00 <Mew> you
32:00 <Lumeah> i do
32:00 <Lumeah> thought ya had a penis
32:00 <Mew> why are you wanting to buy mens clothes LOL
33:00 <Lumeah> it'd for work... they dun make womans for work.. if thay do it's just fasion ones
34:00 <Lumeah> all talored and with not enough room to move
34:00 <Mew> http://www.activinstinct.com/au/more-sports/outdoor/clothing/ladies/jackets/berghaus-ladies-paclite-shell-jacket/
34:00 <Mew> that looks pretty similar lol
35:00 <Lumeah> yeah? look at the price
35:00 <SlutCum> hi
35:00 <SlutCum> np: [129668 altbin EFNet Full VA Cruel Intentions OST 1999 RNS 00 soundtrack cruel intentions 1999 dude(1)]-07-marcy playground-comin up from behind-dude.mp3
35:00 <Lumeah> nice tho, thanks mew
36:00 <Mew> the mens one is on sale
36:00 <Mew> its only a few dollars different otherwise
37:00 <Mew> http://www.activinstinct.com/au/more-sports/outdoor/clothing/ladies/jackets/columbia-ladies-venture-on-ii-jacket/
37:00 <SlutCum> i go for flac releases now
39:00 <SlutCum> np: [Lauryn Hill The Miseducation Of Lauryn Hill PROPER CD FLAC 1998 PERFECT]-05-lauryn hill-doo wop (that thing).flac
39:00 <Lumeah> wish i could try them on tho
39:00 <Mew> what size are you normally?
40:00 <Q{{> o_O
40:00 <Q{{> yeh what size Lumeah 
40:00 <Lumeah> m -l
40:00 <Lumeah> :P
40:00 <BlackDevil> Colorado fourth-graders caught dealing pot on school playground 
41:00 <Lumeah> my boobies get in the way :P
41:00 <Q{{> ok i know ur m
41:00 <Q{{> but what size
41:00 <Q{{> no worries, i can pack it in for u
42:00 <Lumeah> 16- 18 :P
42:00 <Mew> you should probably get a womens fit then because the mens jacket definitely isnt going to cater for boobs
42:00 <Mew> you should know this, its in the vagina handbook
42:00 <Lumeah> well my other jacckets are mens ones
42:00 <Lumeah> lol @ vagina handbook
43:00 <Q{{> take notes
43:00 <Q{{> new revelation about Lumeah 
44:00 <Lumeah> :P
44:00 <Q{{> <-- takes back all innuendos towards Lumeah 
45:00 <Q{{> i didnt mean it Lumeah 
45:00 <Lumeah> lol q proves hes the man i thouht he was
45:00 <Lumeah> good or bad? :P
45:00 <Q{{> which is what?
45:00 <Q{{> what u saying
46:00 <Lumeah> good or bad innuenddos?
46:00 <Q{{> it was coz i thought u were a girl Lumeah 
46:00 <Lumeah> i am a girl
47:00 <Q{{> i miss understood
47:00 <Q{{> uh huh
47:00 <Lumeah> i tomboy with really big boobies :P
47:00 <BlackDevil> pics bitch
47:00 <Q{{> last jacket link is nice Lumeah 
48:00 <Lumeah> you just shut your mouth black
48:00 <Lumeah> enough of you
48:00 <Q{{> tomboy with pleasant surprise
48:00 <BlackDevil> tits or gtfo
48:00 <Lumeah> thanks q
48:00 <SlutCum> np: [Marcy Playground Marcy Playground CD FLAC 1997 EMG]-04-marcy playground-saint joe on the school bus.flac
48:00 <Lumeah> cock picks or gtfo :P
49:00 <BlackDevil> i gave you a lot of cock pics
49:00 <Lumeah> you did not!!
49:00 <Q{{> tomboy could be good
49:00 <Q{{> other boys wouldnt know she got some stash
49:00 <Lumeah> shut the fuck up
50:00 <Lumeah> BlackDevil
50:00 <Q{{> how much is a lot, Lumeah 
50:00 <Lumeah> lol
50:00 <Lumeah> alot what?
50:00 <Q{{> cock pics
50:00 <Q{{> in gigabytes pls
51:00 <Lumeah> i like moveing ones.. but there never good enought to stay around lol
51:00 <Lumeah> :P
52:00 <SlutCum> np: [The Cranberries Salvation 617 CDS FLAC 1996 WRE]-01-the cranberries-salvation.flac
52:00 <SlutCum> this is what u fucking cunts will be starting of
52:00 <SlutCum> salvation
52:00 <SlutCum> u fucks
53:00 <Lumeah> yeah so ner lol :P
54:00 <Mew> are you sure youre a female Lumeah?
54:00 <Lumeah> yes
54:00 <Mew> i still get the cock vibe very strongly from you
54:00 <Lumeah> not sure i was born in the right body tho :P
54:00 <Mew> must be the tomboyness or something
54:00 <Mew> whats your period like?
54:00 <Lumeah> mew please... :P
55:00 <SlutCum> stfu cunts
55:00 <Mew> okay how about the week before your period
56:00 <Mew> its only males who get uncomfortable talking about period
56:00 <Mew> you'
56:00 <Mew> youre not helping your case lol
57:00 <Lumeah> i dun have a case to make your the ones thats freeking out im a bloke
57:00 <Lumeah> ask ^pilot^
58:00 <Lumeah> im all females :P
58:00 <PietSAbabe> ask me I pounded her good
59:00 <PietSAbabe> I me'dmy nail into her
59:00 <PietSAbabe> i hammered mah nail into her ?
59:00 <PietSAbabe> something
59:00 <Mew> yuck i bet it actually is as thin and short as a nail too
59:00 <Lumeah> lol
59:00 <PietSAbabe> naa pretty average but fat
59:00 <Lumeah> thanks PietSAbabe :P
00:00 <PietSAbabe> pretty sure hayley woulda told ya that anyway
00:00 <PietSAbabe> heh
00:00 <Lumeah> ROFFF !!!
00:00 <Lumeah> yeah liek you actually dun know tho :P
00:00 <Lumeah> average...
00:00 <Lumeah> nup
00:00 <SlutCum> you are all fat cunts
01:00 <Mew> so how many guys have you tricked into sending you pics of their willies so far
01:00 <PietSAbabe>  just guts myself with a chickencaesar wrap
01:00 <PietSAbabe> but half the egg fell out :(
01:00 <SlutCum> lumeah is a slut
01:00 <Lumeah> says the person wit slut cum as a nick.
01:00 <SlutCum> stfu slut
01:00 <Lumeah> :(
01:00 <SlutCum> ill bash your head in
02:00 <simba> i think its some dandenong bogan that has actually met and probably fucked pieter
02:00 <simba> horrifying thought i kno
02:00 <simba> w
02:00 <Lumeah> ya all wrong lol
02:00 <Mew> its probably jay leno's mum
02:00 <Mew> what was its name
02:00 <Mew> miranda
02:00 <simba> miranda leno
02:00 <SlutCum> pieter has aids
02:00 <Lumeah> trick huh ? funny..
03:00 <Lumeah> love this picture idea.. so stone age.
03:00 <simba> what 
03:00 <PietSAbabe> they're playing the final music bit out of the truman show on the anzak day parade
03:00 <Lumeah> cools
03:00 <Mew> anzak oh my lord lol
04:00 <Lumeah> shut up Mew
04:00 <simba> rude
04:00 <Mew> pipe down geoff
04:00 <PietSAbabe> this day means not much for me
04:00 <PietSAbabe> i didnt ask emtogofoight or die for me
04:00 <Lumeah> i had a grampar with no legs
04:00 <Lumeah> lol
05:00 <Lumeah> well they did regardless
05:00 <simba> grampar
05:00 <PietSAbabe> did they fall off like peeties neck ?
05:00 <Mew> NEW KRAZE
05:00 <simba> are we talking about pieters foot again
05:00 <PietSAbabe> ahh yes
06:00 <PietSAbabe> i know gangrene well
06:00 <simba> he really does
06:00 <Mew> hahaha
06:00 <PietSAbabe> im about to have my leg choppedoff
06:00 <simba> can u chop urc hands off 2
06:00 <simba> ur
06:00 <Lumeah> well it was going to spread to the rest of the body
06:00 <PietSAbabe> your head first simba
06:00 <Mew> remember when PietSAbabe had an actual heart attack?
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> Pieter's foot brings all the girls to the corns, damn right, tomato sauce wid dem corns
06:00 <Mew> hilair
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba he wants your head
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> I wish a guy wanted my head
07:00 <PietSAbabe> remember when Mew was attacked by an acne rocket
07:00 <PietSAbabe> :)
07:00 <Mew> and then i found proactiv
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> an acme rocket
08:00 <Mew> just $39.95 for a 6 month supply
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
08:00 <PietSAbabe> oooooo jet planes flying ahead
08:00 <PietSAbabe> dont say that
08:00 <Lumeah> ooh jelious
08:00 <PietSAbabe> i want the steam mop
08:00 <PietSAbabe> the shark vacuum
08:00 <simba> im jelious too
08:00 <PietSAbabe> n yeh
08:00 <Lumeah> that would be cool
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> im just jelly
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> aeroplane jelly
09:00 <simba> it was hard to spell jealous that incorrectly
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> jelouse
09:00 <simba> jelious
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> pug lyfe
09:00 <simba> jelious seems like an old latin name
09:00 <simba> jelias
09:00 <simba> king of some place
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> Jelioux
10:00 <Lumeah> wankers :P
10:00 <simba> Jellox
10:00 <Mew> Lumeah what bra size are you?
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> SOMEONE'S HORNY
10:00 <Lumeah> yeah cuz i talked about clothes..
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love clothes
10:00 <Mew> oh here comes the $500 story
11:00 <Lumeah> im getting jackets for work
11:00 <Mew> has anyone not heard the $500 story?
11:00 <Mew> hands up
11:00 <PietSAbabe> i had a jacket once
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
11:00 <Lumeah> http://www.activinstinct.com/au/more-sports/outdoor/clothing/ladies/jackets/columbia-ladies-venture-on-ii-jacket/
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> 505
11:00 <Lumeah> and then he left lol
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> but no here does not come any story
11:00 <Mew> take note of that kids there will be a test on it at the end of next week
11:00 <Pieter> the facebook app looks diffrent
11:00 <Pieter> they changed the layout 
11:00 <Mew> which contributes to the score for the semester
12:00 <Pieter> :/
12:00 <Lumeah> the fact you're a dickhead?
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> wait who's a dickhead
12:00 <Lumeah> yeah i know... i dun like it
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> who's arguing
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> WHO'S FIGHTING WHO?
12:00 <Lumeah> mew for hasseling spelling
12:00 <Mew> i think Lumeah thinks im talking to him
12:00 <Lumeah> lol
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew v Lumeah, to the DEATH
12:00 <Mew> but im just talking about a class on pandarism
12:00 <Lumeah> him
12:00 <Lumeah> hehe
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's just Pandism now
13:00 <SlutCum> do any of u fuckheads have jobs
13:00 <Lumeah> class has nothing to do with it
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's not just a way of life, it's a cult.
13:00 <Lumeah> it's a public holiday!
13:00 <Mew> wow
13:00 <simba> its a pubic halliday
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> anotha mutha pubic halliday
14:00 <SlutCum> did any of u pay ur respects to the diggers
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> no better time to put on tropic thunder then.
14:00 <SlutCum> i fucking hope so
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes
14:00 <simba> not really
14:00 <SlutCum> LEST WE FORGET
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> first thing i did when i woke up
14:00 <simba> what am i supposed to do
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> sit outside n have a think
14:00 <SlutCum> go march man
14:00 <simba> just type lest we forget in caps is that good enough
14:00 <SlutCum> dont make me slap you
14:00 <Mew> did anyone go to a dawn service?
14:00 <simba> march for what
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> just type simba
14:00 <SlutCum> dawn service
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> and all is forgiven
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba
14:00 <SlutCum> simba
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> ayamen
14:00 <SlutCum> timber
14:00 <simba> i cant march at dawn now its midday
15:00 <SlutCum> i should pay that god awful pitbull song
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> well I did see that movie the time machine
15:00 <SlutCum> thats another fuckwit id like to smash is pitbull
15:00 <SlutCum> that guy should just die in a fire
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm pretty sure all we need is some cardboard and paint and we could go back in time simba
15:00 <SlutCum> fuckin terrible music
15:00 <simba> you need some burial this morning 
15:00 <SlutCum> burial is off chops man
15:00 <SlutCum> fuckin love me some burial
15:00 <simba> tinkerbell
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> you need some to bid you farewell
15:00 <SlutCum> his 2006 album is one of my favorite albums
16:00 <simba> f**k yea
16:00 <SlutCum> another 1 of my fav cds is the run the jewels album
16:00 <SlutCum> el-p and killer mike 2 of the nicest dudes in hip hop
16:00 <SlutCum> fucking tear shit up man
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> I am going to blast opeth now
16:00 <Mew> <SlutCum> another 1 of my fav cds is jewels album
17:00 <SlutCum> yeah opeth is good
17:00 <simba> run the jewels nice 1 i will get it 
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba got me into opeth
17:00 <SlutCum> u know who killer mike is dont u simba
17:00 <SlutCum> and el-p
17:00 <SlutCum> big boi guests on it
17:00 <SlutCum> banana clipper
17:00 <SlutCum> i saw them at st jeromes
17:00 <simba> yea but i only have a coupple of el p records 
17:00 <SlutCum> danny brown and earl sweatshirt played too
17:00 <SlutCum> what el-p
17:00 <SlutCum> cancer for cure
18:00 <SlutCum> thats a fucking sweet album
18:00 <simba> no i have the first 2
18:00 <simba> i havent really olistened to the second one
18:00 <SlutCum> fantastic damage
18:00 <simba> just fantastic damage
18:00 <simba> hes orrite
18:00 <SlutCum> def jux
19:00 <simba> oh he has a fourth album some where
19:00 <simba> maybe they count run the jewels as 1
19:00 <SlutCum> hes done stuff with cannibal ox
19:00 <SlutCum> production and rapping
20:00 <simba> been listening to these kahn and neek sets theyre pretty funky
20:00 <SlutCum> kahn is awesome
21:00 <SlutCum> i have no car atm
22:00 <simba> https://soundcloud.com/reconstrvct/reconstrvct-xiv-our-2nd
22:00 <simba> if i had a car id blast dat whole set
22:00 <Lumeah> dd ya crash it?
22:00 <Lumeah> *did
24:00 <simba> I Killed Paul Allen
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> when every tear i shed
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> is for yoouuuuu
32:00 <Q{{> oh come on PandasDontDrive 
32:00 <Q{{> i be back home soon
33:00 <Q{{> stop being such a drama queen
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/10290637_548738185247303_4141962212827328034_n.jpg
34:00 <Q{{> only 5% of chinese own a passport
34:00 <simba> 100% of that line is bullshit
34:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/lLzZM5mphS0 TUNE
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ishan Sound feat Ras Addis - Clash Of The Titans (Hodge Remix) (Jun 27, 2013) 0 - Category: People and Blogs - 2,656 views - 34 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
36:00 <simba> DemonsRun
36:00 <DemonsRun> What
36:00 <simba> oh nevermind
36:00 <simba> lol
36:00 <simba> i forgot your name then remembered
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> bro
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> i grilled the best sangas last night
38:00 <simba> have u heard of this film it seems weird http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Love_You_Phillip_Morris
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> so great i passed out after two of them
38:00 <simba> ewan mcgregor and jim carrey as gaylords
38:00 <simba> nice 1
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> ew fk them
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> have you ever seen Jim Carreys first film?
39:00 <simba> did you know that film milk is about gaylords?
39:00 <simba> such a let down
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> it has the dad from growing pains, i think, and they're at a skii resort, and carrey is not funny AT ALL
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha so you saw milk
39:00 <simba> i was reading about it before tbh
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was rooting for josh brolin all along
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> thinking, cant wait for him to kill that I Am Sam faggot
40:00 <simba> copper mountain
40:00 <simba> yeah i thought it was going to be great then after 5 mins im just shut down
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> you know
40:00 <TheRon> raise a glass or three for anzac day
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> Brokeback Mountain, without the gay sex, was a good movie.
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> saw it on tele n switched channels whenever they were rooting
41:00 <simba> havent seen that 1
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> it was quite moving tbh
41:00 <TheRon> anne hathaways ttits??
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh man anne hathaway
42:00 <simba> how do u rate crouching tiger hidden dragon
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> she's the new audrey hepburn
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> 5 stars
43:00 <TheRon> she likes the nude work
43:00 <PandasDontDrive>  crouching tiger hidden dragon
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3 even
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> Hero is good too
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> but that flying daggers one sucked balls
44:00 <TheRon> isnt crouching tiger just a chinese version of porky's??
44:00 <TheRon> some pervert watching the ladies showers
44:00 <simba> ive got a bunch of woody harrelson movies 2 watch
45:00 <TheRon> the zombie one?
45:00 <simba> prob start w natural born killers
45:00 <TheRon> white men can't jump?
45:00 <simba> is that a good 1
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> NBK is great
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> tarentino wrote it
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> and was pissed off with the film
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> but Oliver Stone is a master
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> and tarentinos version wouldve sucked balls
46:00 <BlackDevil> leave mew alone element
46:00 <TheRon> simba you have an ess v collingwood classic on this arvo
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba have you seen Seven Psychopaths yet? Woody is great in that, funny as fuck
47:00 <Mew> how random BlackDevil
47:00 <simba> not yet
47:00 <BlackDevil> yea Mew
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> well get on it son!
47:00 <BlackDevil> element is trying to connect at I_want_to_marry_mew
48:00 <TheRon> have you seen bargearse??
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> well Mew does have boobies blessed by God.
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> and I thought that Natalia whoever had nice voloptuous breasts
49:00 <BlackDevil> poor element attempts
49:00 <BlackDevil> but its true
49:00 <Mew> aw thats adorable
49:00 <TheRon> pics or get out
49:00 <BlackDevil> what pics?
49:00 <simba> jpogs
49:00 <simba> jpgs
49:00 <TheRon> of boobs
50:00 <BlackDevil> try this http://i.4cdn.org/b/1398390835007.gif
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> Beagle and the Slept Through ANZAC Day
51:00 <simba> lol at the dvd cover for white men cant jump
51:00 <simba> wesley and woody
51:00 <Lumeah> gonna see Transendance later
51:00 <simba> is that a trance festival
51:00 <Lumeah> with my $10 telstra movie tix if its on the list
51:00 <Lumeah> no movies :P
52:00 <Lumeah> sing amasing grace everyone :p
52:00 <TheRon> anybody else cracked a can yet??
52:00 <TheRon> cheers!
53:00 <TheRon> beers, aussie tunes, kfc and the footy
54:00 <Lumeah> nope
54:00 <TheRon> why not?
54:00 <Lumeah> cuz im going out later
55:00 <TheRon> where to?
55:00 <Lumeah> drinking in the afternoon makes me feel sick
55:00 <Lumeah> the movies
55:00 <TheRon> seeing saving private ryan?
55:00 <TheRon> gallipoli?
55:00 <TheRon> kokoda?
58:00 <Lumeah> Transendance
59:00 <TheRon> who's that got in it?
59:00 <Lumeah> Johnny Depp :D
00:00 <TheRon> yummy?
00:00 <Lumeah> yup
00:00 <TheRon> at least it's not keanu reeves
00:00 <simba> keanu is kool
00:00 <Lumeah> nah
00:00 <Lumeah> he's ok
01:00 <TheRon> he can't act
01:00 <simba> he used 2 play bass in a rock band
01:00 <Lumeah> well that explans it
01:00 <TheRon> it's the same guy everytime
01:00 <simba> well he does save the world in half his movies
01:00 <Lumeah> lol
01:00 <Lumeah> nahh Depps better
02:00 <simba> johnny debt
02:00 <TheRon> heppell is gonna win the anzac medal
03:00 <TheRon> or as i call him, sideshow bobp
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> I have shrimp for your daughter
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha <3 tropic thunder
04:00 <TheRon> it's working today?
04:00 <simba> sideshow dyson
05:00 <TheRon> yep!
05:00 <simba> i feel today like essendon might win
05:00 <TheRon> just when we think collingwood will win essendon does
06:00 <TheRon> essendon will need 14 goals i think
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'M A LEAD FARMER MOTHERFUCKER!
07:00 <simba> im an oil man!!!
07:00 <Lumeah> im a man!!
07:00 <Lumeah> lol
08:00 <simba> lmaoooooo at wikipedia
08:00 <simba> Sad Keanu meme
08:00 <simba> Reeves gained internet notoriety in 2010. Photos of him, seemingly depressed while eating alone, were posted to a 4chan forum. The images were soon distributed via several blogs and news sites. These pictures led to the "Keanu is Sad" or "Sad Keanu" meme being spread on internet forums. Furthermore, an unofficial holiday was created when a Facebook fan page declared June 15 as "Cheer-up 
08:00 <simba> Keanu Day".
08:00 <simba> Sad Keanu meme that owns
08:00 <SlutCum> keanu is afuckhead
08:00 <simba> dont be a sad keanu
08:00 <TheRon> when Liberace died, his piano sold for $2 million, they didn't want his stool 
09:00 <simba> they hid drugs in the leg right
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> you seen There WIll Be Blood
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> with Daniel Day Lewis
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
09:00 <simba> no
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk man
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> he won an oscar for it
10:00 <simba> thats where im an oil man!!! is from tho right
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's fkn brilliant
10:00 <simba> i just know the quote
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> and he is an Oil Man
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
10:00 <simba> ill get that 1 2
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> was thinking of watching it today
10:00 <simba> daniel night lewis,,,,
10:00 <TheRon> no time to watch movies today
10:00 <TheRon> so much footy on
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> I love the ending to the film
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> I keep forgetting to order the novel
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> MOVIES>FOOTY!
12:00 <simba> i wonder if this is any good http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Side_by_Side_(2012_film)
12:00 <TheRon> my sister in law hates the hunger games because she has read the books
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> *clicks*
12:00 <simba> i saw the hunger games films they are pretty messed up..!!
12:00 <TheRon> the movies are missing huge chunks apparently
13:00 <simba> they need some Donkey Kong Country footage
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah ive seen that simba
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> it was good
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> very good
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> was on abc i think
13:00 <simba> qoot
13:00 <simba> kool
14:00 <simba> side by side we stick together... to uphold bucks' flagless reign!!!!!!!
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah man good doco
14:00 <TheRon> 90 mins till footy
14:00 <simba> good old collywobs forever... they know how 2 throw a game
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> hm
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> if i still followed afl
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> id prob still be bombers
14:00 <simba> chuck on the anzac game today bombers r playing
15:00 <TheRon> the scum vs well, collingwood
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> really?
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> what time?
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> had all my bombers shit as a kid
15:00 <simba> the festivities are on now
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> n my Raiders for rugby
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool cause this movie isnt over
16:00 <simba> weird how there are 3 games on a friday
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> honestly id rather watch football
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> (soccer)
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> n no baseball atm :(
16:00 <simba> def
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'M A ROOSTER ILLUSION
17:00 <simba> i was watching some of the last live aid match before cos its funny seeing will ferrel, ed norton and gordon ramsay on the same team
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> baseball = Dodgers :P
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> i watched a match other nite cant remember who was playing
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> was kinda valiumed off my nut
17:00 <simba> liverpool chelsea is on sunday night
17:00 <TheRon> good shit
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> what time?
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> wait is it on sbs?
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause uno i dont have foxtel or some shit
18:00 <simba> like 10.30 apparently the arkabar is doing some liverpool thing 
18:00 <simba> i havent been there b4
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> HAHA omfg I found my oldschool goalie top, liverpool, this shit is like so fkn old
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> green
18:00 <simba> the rosemont stopped doing sports or i wold go there
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> tried it on doesnt fit at all lol
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer rosemont is good for that
19:00 <TheRon> we have a sports bar here, haven't been in a while though
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> was there a month ago end of night with a few girls
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> several
19:00 <simba> are all the tvs gone or what
19:00 <Saemon> ATTENTION ROOM: lets please have a minutes silence to remember our fallen ANZAC's starting from now.
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> i only went in for a piss
20:00 <TheRon> a titty bar with sports would be awesome
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> this like forty yr old dude that was cracking onto one of my friends tried to roundhousoe kick me lmao
20:00 <simba> o connel st doesnt have a single fucken ~sports bar~
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> so we left n came back to mine
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> down from me um
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> 508 or whatever
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> they have a bigscreen n put the games on
20:00 <Saemon> you cunts are so fucken disrespectful
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> always relaxing there cause it never gets loud
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> n its not in town
21:00 <Saemon> our soldiers died protecting australia and freedom
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck off wheeliebinboy
21:00 <TheRon> fuck you i have a beer open, i'm doing the right thing
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck would you know about any soldiers
21:00 <Saemon> and u cant even them a minutes silence?
21:00 <Saemon> ungreatful wankers
21:00 <simba> apparently foxtel raised their prices and cos they have so many foxtels set up it was just too expensive
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shit
21:00 <Saemon> i bet yous are all immigrants who dont understand their sacrifie
21:00 <Saemon> sacrifice
21:00 <TheRon> no there will be a minutes silence at about 2.30
21:00 <simba> altho people were saying the alcohol revenue would easily cover it.. but idk
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> on xbox u can still do foxtel 10 bux for one month
21:00 <TheRon> 10 mins before the game
21:00 <Saemon> exspecially you simba
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol'
22:00 <Saemon> fuck off back to athens mate
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck off Saemon
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> Athens would be great
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> you gonna pay for him pay for me too pls
22:00 <simba> <TheRon> no there will be a minutes silence at about 2.30
22:00 <TheRon> yep!
22:00 <simba> still an hour of major hype from these guys on tv tho
22:00 <Saemon> happy ANZAC day pplz ^_^
22:00 <simba> so much hype
23:00 <TheRon> mind you a few mindless collingwood supporters will yell out
23:00 <simba> this isnt a happy day like a birthday you god damn retard
23:00 <simba> lmao
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> k tell me when the liverpool game is on
23:00 <Lumeah> hype?
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> sbs be my friend faggot you fuck!
23:00 <simba> Hype
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> hipe
23:00 <Lumeah> you go live in those times and go war mate see how long you last
23:00 <simba> sbs shows the champions league which liverpool are back in next year ;~)
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont lol@me
23:00 <simba> Lumeah wat
23:00 <Saemon> im 6'8 120kg Lumeah
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> but im supposed to go to mars bar tonight to hang out
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
24:00 <Saemon> i know muay thau
24:00 <Saemon> i think id last quite long.
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> you dont know muay thai
24:00 <simba> gross
24:00 <Saemon> muay thai*
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> I know muay thai.
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> so does the chick that wants me to come mars tonight
24:00 <simba> Saemon isnt even 6 foot hahahaha why is he trying to look tough or w/e hes doing
24:00 <Lumeah> but you say hype?
24:00 <Lumeah> hmm doughtfull
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> mars is cool these days, not so much faggotry
24:00 <simba> Lumeah what?
24:00 <TheRon> will this chick make you come?
24:00 <Saemon> mars bar
25:00 <simba> hype is referring to a footy game thats starting in an hour Lumeah, i dont know how youve misinterpreted things this time
25:00 <TheRon> today is a footy day
25:00 <Saemon> fuck footy celebrating the anzacs is more important
26:00 <TheRon> one can down, 47 to go
26:00 <simba> shut the fuck up Saemon you faggot, a few hours ago you thought anzac day had to do with nazi germany and world war II
26:00 <simba> youre such a fake, just shut up
26:00 <simba> bloody teenager
26:00 <Saemon> wtf
26:00 <Lumeah> ok i read it as ya where saying there was to much hype for anzac day.. if yoou didn't my apollogies
27:00 <Saemon> no i mentioned ww2 and soldiers liberating the camps are heros
27:00 <Lumeah> ok
27:00 <Saemon> in reponse to you saying that no soldiers are heros
27:00 <simba> the worlds longest ssssssssshhhhhhh for Saemon
27:00 <simba> ready?
27:00 <simba> ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
27:00 <simba> sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
27:00 <simba> hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
27:00 <simba> hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
27:00 <Lumeah> lol
29:00 <TheRon> have we heard redgum yet today??
29:00 <TheRon> i was only 19?
29:00 <Lumeah> nah haven't had the radio on
31:00 <BlackDevil> i dont listen to the radio
31:00 <BlackDevil> only linkin park on my phone
31:00 <Lumeah> metroa?
31:00 <Mew> i did this morning TheRon 
32:00 <TheRon> did it get a bit teary?
32:00 <simba> lol
32:00 <simba> meteora
32:00 <simba> SomEWhEre I BeLong 
32:00 <TheRon> the transformers movie wrecked that song for me
32:00 <Lumeah> yeah
33:00 <Ana_Ng> you sure do give a lot of power to a movie
33:00 <TheRon> michael bay wrecks everything he touches
33:00 <Ana_Ng> uh
33:00 <Lumeah> wish the forward was longer to
33:00 <Lumeah> tho
33:00 <Ana_Ng> why would you watch a michael bay movie
33:00 <TheRon> people drag you to things
33:00 <Ana_Ng> friends don't let friends watch the bay
34:00 <TheRon> not at all, i've had words
34:00 <Lumeah> ol
34:00 <simba> i didnt see any of the transformers
34:00 <Ana_Ng> i almost got dragged to monuments men
35:00 <simba> lol the island
35:00 <TheRon> yeah it's not good
35:00 <simba> a few really Average Joe movies in his filmograhyhiefh
35:00 <simba> filmography
35:00 <Saemon> only reason i watched transformers was because of the vixen
35:00 <Saemon> mrs. fox 
36:00 <Ana_Ng> i only heard of him because of team america
36:00 <Saemon> ms. fox
36:00 <Saemon> megan fox
36:00 <TheRon> pearl harbour sucked
36:00 <simba> team america was horribly gay too
36:00 <Saemon> transformer movies sucked, the problem with it is too much time on the humans
36:00 <Saemon> less on the trandformers
37:00 <Lumeah> lest they got Primes voice right
37:00 <BlackDevil> Ana_Ng http://www.bromygod.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Daily-wtf-036-04232014.jpg
37:00 <simba> lol
37:00 <Saemon> did they just hire the same voice actor from the cartoons?
38:00 <Lumeah> dunoo sounded good tho
38:00 <Ana_Ng> that is trey parker and matt stone
38:00 <simba> everyones done that bloody gag with the dick answers
38:00 <BlackDevil> TheRon http://i.imgur.com/O8tTAD1.gif
38:00 <Lumeah> lol
38:00 <Ana_Ng> it's nice
38:00 <Saemon> remember that maccas commercial
38:00 <Saemon> we ron ron ron we to ron ron
39:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xjj0kIYI0iY
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: WATCH: Local News Airs Woman's Giant Camel Toe On Live TV | Woman Cameltoe On Local News (Apr 23, 2014) 0:14 - Category: News and Politics - 3,924 views - 13 likes (92.9%), 1 dislikes (7.1%)
39:00 <simba> lol at remembering a maccas commercial
39:00 <Saemon> oh yeah lol at having a memory
39:00 <Saemon> wat next? lol at breathing?
39:00 <Saemon> -.-
39:00 <simba> no just lol at remembering a maccas commercial
40:00 <Saemon> its my fav resturant and the song was catchy
40:00 <Saemon> so the fuck wat
40:00 <simba> lmao
40:00 <simba> just move to america already
40:00 <Ana_Ng> and stay single forever
41:00 <Saemon> and when are u gona move to olympia and shove olives tied to a string up your ass simba?
41:00 <simba> thatll happen regardless
41:00 <Saemon> like anal beads
41:00 <simba> i think hes trying to be racist now but hes too angry to make it work
41:00 <simba> what a cutie
41:00 <simba> he always works my asshole into it too
42:00 <Ana_Ng> he is the assburglar
42:00 <Saemon> Ana_Ng at least im not dating like a 70 yr old
42:00 <TheRon> he has ass burgers
42:00 <Mew> loves workin the asshole
42:00 <Saemon> id rather be single thanks
42:00 <simba> look at him furiously jump from one person to the other
42:00 <Ana_Ng> you're not dating anything
42:00 <Saemon> yes, including a 70 yr old
43:00 <Saemon> cuz i have self respect.
43:00 <simba> you dont actually channel that teenage anger properly so it comes out in little harmless bursts that just make people laugh at you
43:00 <Ana_Ng> you have a lot of things
43:00 <simba> go and work on ur anger
43:00 <TheRon> saemon, a roots a root
44:00 <simba> Saemon pays 700 bucks for a root :P
44:00 <simba> hes never banged a chick who wanted him...
44:00 <simba> a minutes silence for THAT
44:00 <Saemon> simba has an imaginary girlfriend.
45:00 <simba> lmaoooooooooooo
45:00 <Saemon> at least what i fuck is REAL, not a figment of my imagination. 
45:00 <simba> brilliant just brilliant
45:00 <simba> hes still going
45:00 <TheRon> cheap wine and a 3 day growth, c'mon
45:00 <Lumeah> ohh good
47:00 <Saemon> SIMBAAA, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
47:00 <Saemon> simba: AROO AROO AROO!!
47:00 <Mew> trollception
48:00 <Saemon> thats the sound me makes when he gets cocks thrusted up his butthole
48:00 <simba> im done owning u man *flicks hair and walks away like iggy azaela*
48:00 <simba> im so fancy
48:00 <Saemon> lol queer
48:00 <SlutCum> np: [Fieldys Dreams Rock N Roll Gangster Retail 2002 Recycled INT]-04-fieldys dreams-are u talking to me-rec.mp3
48:00 <simba> cheer up man
48:00 <Saemon> no
48:00 <Saemon> i am already happy
49:00 <Saemon> how hairy are u simba?
49:00 <Saemon> is your hair greasy as well?
49:00 <Saemon> do you use olive oil as lube?
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> who the fuck are you
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> seriously
50:00 <simba> lol let him sink lower and lower
50:00 <Saemon> im yo your dad bitch
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> you go on about a guy that does something with his life
50:00 <Ana_Ng> What are the 5 most fatal cancers in the US?
50:00 <Saemon> like serial
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> and besides is a really chill guy
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> You
50:00 <TheRon> the tea party
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> You act like you want to be him.
51:00 <Saemon> shut up PandasDontDrive lol go jerk off to queer tight jackets
51:00 <TheRon> news corp
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> at least I can jerk off.
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
51:00 <Saemon> simba answer me
51:00 <TheRon> tna wrestling
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> go bunny hop that wheelchair fucker.
51:00 <Saemon> do u use olive oil
51:00 <Saemon> for sexual lubricant?
51:00 <TheRon> mcdonalds
51:00 <TheRon> republicans
51:00 <doctor> Saemon's letting loose
51:00 <Ana_Ng> saemon uses mcnugget grease
51:00 <TheRon> are they the five cancers??
51:00 <Saemon> tna's golden days are over TheRon
52:00 <doctor> good to put your angst out in words
52:00 <simba> you know when youve made someone resort to mindless racism that theyre pretty upset
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> He can let what-ever he wants but he'd never get anything 'loose' ;)
52:00 <Ana_Ng> failure to be topical
52:00 <Saemon> chris daniels has left
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon
52:00 <Saemon> PandasDontDrive i can get like 5 finks guys over to your place right now cunt
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> when you go to Elizabeth city shopping centre
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> do you piss over the no wheelchair access?
53:00 <SlutCum> saemon
53:00 <SlutCum> stfu u fucking faggot
53:00 <TheRon> lung, breast, throat, cervical and proatate cancer?
53:00 <SlutCum> piece of shit
53:00 <SlutCum> fuck off saemon your full of shit cunt
53:00 <Ana_Ng> lung, breast, prostate - 3
53:00 <SlutCum> fucking keyboard hero
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> Just stop dissing simba and I'll let you alone dude.
53:00 <Saemon> u told he his name was jono
53:00 <SlutCum> saemon fuck off and die cunt
53:00 <simba> no i want him to keep going
53:00 <TheRon> lymph node
53:00 <Ana_Ng> nope
53:00 <doctor> stomach
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^
53:00 <TheRon> bowel?
53:00 <Saemon> and that he kicked your basketball over the road PandasDontDrive
53:00 <SlutCum> penis
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> keep goin' bunnyhop
53:00 <SlutCum> testicles
54:00 <Ana_Ng> nope
54:00 <doctor> brain
54:00 <Saemon> and didnt get it back for you
54:00 <SlutCum> spine
54:00 <TheRon> cancer, in the ass??
54:00 <doctor> eyeball
54:00 <SlutCum> lool
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> wahahaha
54:00 <SlutCum> died in the ass
54:00 <SlutCum> lol
54:00 <Ana_Ng> colon - 4
54:00 <SlutCum> saemon
54:00 <SlutCum> fuck off
54:00 <SlutCum> cunt
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> can you do burnouts in that wheelchair bru?
54:00 <SlutCum> u fucking cunt fuck
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo bru
54:00 <SlutCum> pandas
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wanna hood up wid da elizabeff cru
54:00 <SlutCum> tell that cunt to fuck off
54:00 <Ana_Ng> #5 is an organ
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
54:00 <Ana_Ng> and it's the fastest
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> He doesn't know how
54:00 <TheRon> liver
54:00 <doctor> liver
55:00 <Saemon> PandasDontDrive u come to eliz and my bandido mates would like to have a word with ya.
55:00 <Ana_Ng> no
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> BANDIDO
55:00 <doctor> damn, some doctor i am
55:00 <SlutCum> pancreas
55:00 <SlutCum> vulver
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
55:00 <Ana_Ng> slutcum winz
55:00 <SlutCum> ovaries
55:00 <Ana_Ng> pancreatic
55:00 <SlutCum> lol
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> I am so scared
55:00 <SlutCum> yah boi
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> why dont you have them come to my place
55:00 <SlutCum> pandas
55:00 <Saemon> sure
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> and threaaaaten meee!
55:00 <SlutCum> hes full of shit that cunt
55:00 <Saemon> whats the address?
55:00 <SlutCum> your full of shit cunt saemon
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> you know nobody
55:00 <SlutCum> saemon
55:00 <SlutCum> FUCK OFF CUNT
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> Tell ya something buddy
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> you bitch to some bikies about the internet
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> they oughta slap the fuck outta you
56:00 <SlutCum> hes a keyboard hero
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> just for wasting time.
56:00 <SlutCum> have a cry saemon
56:00 <SlutCum> fucking semen
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> go do some more bunny hops bru
56:00 <CUMSLUT> hey fuck off semen eater
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> SPIN THAT WHEEL!
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> tmnt
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
57:00 <doctor> don't poke fun of the blokes disability. poke fun of his character
57:00 <TheRon> full retard??
57:00 <CUMSLUT> he is such a cunt
58:00 <CUMSLUT> pump this shit
58:00 <CUMSLUT> like they do in the future
58:00 <CUMSLUT> pump this pump this pump this shit
58:00 <CUMSLUT> el-p the full retard
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> rko's
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf is that
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> what is that?
58:00 <Mew> retard knock out
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> some poofter no element of surprise wrestling move?
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
59:00 <Mew> its when a retard gets knocked out by a fellow retard
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> uhuh
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm not going to even get into an arguement with you Mew
59:00 <Saemon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvbtpspnBJ0
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Randy Orton Top 10 RKO's (Mar 29, 2008) 2:32 - Category: Entertainment - 1,771,493 views - 3,292 likes (91.2%), 318 dislikes (8.8%)
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> no problems with you
59:00 <Saemon> what and learn PandasDontDrive
59:00 <Mew> oh ok
59:00 <Saemon> watch*
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> n what I saw other day was so cute
59:00 <TheRon> CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon
00:00 <Mew> ha ha ha ha
00:00 <CUMSLUT> np: [Billy Talent Dead Silence Proper 2012 MTD]-02-billy talent-viking death march.mp3
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> I've never been knocked out in my life.
00:00 <Mew> um thats a complete lie LOL
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> is it?
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> we met what twice Mew?
00:00 <doctor> KC Viking and the Billy March Crew
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> when was I knocked out?
00:00 <TheRon> i got drunk, fell down some stairs and knocked myself out
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> don't start this fkn shit Ellie
00:00 <Mew> you've had the shit kicked out of you by so many people
00:00 <Saemon> ^
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> well I haven't
00:00 <Saemon> ^^
00:00 <TheRon> nightclubs just shouldn't have stairs
00:00 <Saemon> lol
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> but then again
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're the one that said I bashed Jamiee 
01:00 <Saemon> so u are a weak shit talking pussy bitch after all PandasDontDrive
01:00 <CUMSLUT> hey semen eater
01:00 <CUMSLUT> stfu
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm, Ellie
01:00 <CUMSLUT> can someone pass my messages onto that scum
01:00 <Mew> some guy broke your ribs not long ago and you covered it up by saying you fell into the kitchen bench lol
01:00 <Mew> why lie
01:00 <CUMSLUT> ellie stfu
01:00 <CUMSLUT> go smoke a chode u slut
01:00 <Saemon> LOL mew
01:00 <Saemon> awww
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> no guy broke my ribs
01:00 <Saemon> he makes excuses like how a housewife 
01:00 <Saemon> makes excuses
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> and it wasnt just broken ribs anyway
01:00 <CUMSLUT> ill break mews pussy
01:00 <CUMSLUT> fucking cunt
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> you really need to do your homework
01:00 <Saemon> "oh my eye hit the doorknob"
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> like
01:00 <Saemon> rofl
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> saying I bashed Jamiee
01:00 <TheRon> are we playing that drinking game "i have never..."?
02:00 <Mew> oh i walked into a door hehehe
02:00 <Saemon> PandasDontDrive you fucken weak cunt
02:00 <Saemon> broken ribs
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> go on about Jamiee Lee ellie
02:00 <CUMSLUT> saemon
02:00 <CUMSLUT> your the weak cunt
02:00 <CUMSLUT> now stfu
02:00 <doctor> Never been in a real scuff with anyone. Too much of a pacifist at heart
02:00 <Mew> nah
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> go on again saying how I bashed her
02:00 <Mew> nah its alright
02:00 <Mew> i cant be bothered
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> well then stop spreading rumours.
02:00 <Saemon> PandasDontDrive u bashed women?
02:00 <Saemon> fucken lowlife dog mate
03:00 <doctor> When I was 9 or so I thought I was indestructable untill some fatter older kid fell on me and I couldn't do anything
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> no i didn't
03:00 <Saemon> wat kinda man are ya?
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> stfu Saemon
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> see ellie
03:00 <Mew> see what?
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> this is the kinda shit that happens when you go around talking shit on irc
03:00 <PooCUnt> semen eater
03:00 <PooCUnt> stfu
03:00 <PooCUnt> ill kill u cunt
03:00 <Mew> it wasnt shit though lol
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> now me n jamiee know exactly what happened between us
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh?
03:00 <Ana_Ng> hey, semen eater is a compliment to my people
03:00 <Mew> she had to leave your house in an ambulance because you broke her arm
03:00 <TheRon> semen or seaman?
03:00 <PooCUnt> semen eater answer me fuckhead
04:00 <PooCUnt> saemon 
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf
04:00 <PooCUnt> fucking maggot cunt he is
04:00 <PooCUnt> scum
04:00 <PooCUnt> ill kill himn
04:00 <PooCUnt> mew
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> last time i saw jamiee lee
04:00 <PooCUnt> fuck off slut
04:00 <Saemon> ....seriously wtf PandasDontDrive D:
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> we'd fucked
04:00 <PooCUnt> MEW YOU ARE A GUTTER WHORE
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> n it was morning
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> n she went home in a cab
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> i paid for
04:00 <Saemon> u broke a chicks arm?
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> n i found out she lied about breaking up with Adam
04:00 <Saemon> mew doesnt seem to be talkin shit
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> n adam calls me threatening to kill me etc
04:00 <PooCUnt> hey semen 
04:00 <PooCUnt> stfu semen
04:00 <PooCUnt> cunt fuck
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> mew talks shit to rile me up
04:00 <Mew> i dont know who adam is and i think you're thinking of a different jamie
05:00 <PooCUnt> hey mew
05:00 <PooCUnt> stfu
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont know any other jamiee
05:00 <TheRon> crack a can for anzac day
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> that kinda explains things
05:00 <Mew> i dont think she'd make an effort to contact you after you beat her up
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> who the fuck did I beat up
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> and when
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> and in an ambulance
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> and on a bond
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> I WOULD HAVE GONE STRAIGHT TO PRISON BITCH
06:00 <Pieter> yayaya sabrina the teenage bitch@!!
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> SO HOW COULD I BEAT A WOMAN
06:00 <Saemon> lol he mad
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> AND NOT BE IN PRISON RIGHT FUCKING NOW?
06:00 <Mew> lol
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> you dumb fucking shit
06:00 <Mew> hahahaha
06:00 <Saemon> stfu u women beater PandasDontDrive
06:00 <Saemon> your a fucken faggot mate
06:00 <Mew> now everyone is going to know how much you lie PandasDontDrive 
06:00 <Saemon> no real man hits a women
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
06:00 <PooCUnt> saemon
06:00 <Saemon> faggot
06:00 <PooCUnt> your the faggot
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> actually
06:00 <Mew> because you said less than 10 mins ago that you werent going to argue with me
06:00 <PooCUnt> fuck off u semen cunt
06:00 <Mew> lie
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> everyone knows how much shit you talk about me
06:00 <Pain> semen
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> i met you twice
06:00 <Pain> fuc koff
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> you came over
06:00 <Pieter> i hit a bitch before
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> to buy drugs off dylan
06:00 <Pain> I WILL KIL U CUNT
07:00 <doctor> IRC EXPOSED
07:00 <Pieter> she completely deserved it
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're a dumb slut
07:00 <Pieter> im not in jail
07:00 <Pain> YOU WANNA DIE CUNT
07:00 <Pieter> hell i didnt even get a conviction
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> birthed a child with a fucking drug addict
07:00 <Mew> you sing the same song everytime
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> and you have it out for me
07:00 <Lumeah> no real man take advantage ot woman on IRC either :P
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> you rock up at my old work looking for me
07:00 <Pain> SEMEN FUCK OFF
07:00 <Mew> its good to know you're still completely mental
07:00 <Pain> CUNT
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> 4 months since i'd left
07:00 <Pain> ILL KILL U 
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> stalking much
07:00 <Pieter> but i do tho Lumeah
07:00 <Pieter> its the only way i can line up my future lays
07:00 <Mew> dont change all your stories now
07:00 <Mew> you'll start getting confused
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> ffs
08:00 <Mew> its best to keep them simple so people believe you
08:00 <Lumeah> you haven't Pieter
08:00 <Lumeah> :P
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> honestly
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> go on with ur irc shit
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cbf with u
08:00 <Ana_Ng> I name the city, you name the country it's in
08:00 <Ana_Ng> Seattle
08:00 <Mew> mkay
08:00 <doctor> France
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont go around saying I bash women I dont even know
08:00 <Mew> shhhh now PandasDontDrive 
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> you just said before it must be a different jamiee
08:00 <Saemon> mew has more cred than you PandasDontDrive
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew
08:00 <Saemon> i believe her
08:00 <Mew> you're going against your word again!!!
08:00 <Pain> SEATTLE USA
08:00 <Mew> not looking good for you right now
08:00 <Ana_Ng> Shanghai
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> I try to be nice to you
08:00 <Mew> thats twice in less than 10 mins you've lied
08:00 <doctor> Romania
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> so you won't go on and on
08:00 <Pain> thailand
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> with your shit
09:00 <Pain> china
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> I dunno why you chose me out of everyone else
09:00 <Ana_Ng> Tokyo
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> but you need to let the fuck go
09:00 <Pain> japan
09:00 <Ana_Ng> London
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> and leave  me the fuck alone.
09:00 <Saemon> <PandasDontDrive> I dunno why you chose me out of everyone else ******
09:00 <Saemon> rofl
09:00 <doctor> alright all it's time for a smoke
09:00 <Lumeah> what future lay
09:00 <Saemon> waaahh wahh wahh
09:00 <Saemon> have a cry cunt
09:00 <Saemon> PandasDontDrive u hit women
09:00 <doctor> take a quick breather, maybe have some tea and something to eat
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> actually Saemon
09:00 <Saemon> u deserve to be singled out
09:00 <Mew> remember when he said he wasnt going to argue? hahahaha
09:00 <doctor> relax a little and return
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> her accusations
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> if she'd give me more information
09:00 <Ana_Ng> looking for the sovereign nation that London is in
09:00 <Lumeah> don't see nuffin happing :P
09:00 <Ana_Ng> not any of the fake Londons
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'd look into it so I could sue her.
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> you can use irc in court
10:00 <simba> UK
10:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzzzzzt UK
10:00 <simba> whats the question
10:00 <Ana_Ng> simba got it
10:00 <simba> i rule
10:00 <Ana_Ng> I name the city, you name the country it's in
10:00 <Ana_Ng> Mumbai
10:00 <simba> 2 e z
10:00 <simba> i forgot
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> is the game on now simba?
10:00 <Ana_Ng> 2 hrd
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> JUST WHEN I PUT IN SCREAM 4!
11:00 <simba> no theyre still talking about how great it is to play footy on anzac day
11:00 <Ana_Ng> Mumbai
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> ffs
11:00 <simba> theyre talking about channeling the anzac spirit
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> is it on sbs?
11:00 <simba> 7
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> NO SHIT?
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> 7
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> liverpool chels yea?
11:00 <simba> india Ana_Ng i cheated
11:00 <Ana_Ng> bbbzzzzzt India
11:00 <Ana_Ng> Lima
12:00 <simba> no thats on sunday
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> ohh sunday
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh u mena Bombers!
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer im watching now
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> THERE'S NO HIDING FROM IT OR RUNNING FROM IT!
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> IT'S A GAME.
12:00 <Saemon> im gona get myself a large pizza as my anzac day gift
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> get heaps of mushroom
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm
12:00 <Saemon> are shops open today?
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> some yeah
13:00 <Lumeah> yeah from 1ish some
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> n its almost 2pm here dude
13:00 <Saemon> would an optus store be open?
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> pizza places will be
13:00 <simba> optus dont sell pizza
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> dunno
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> srs simba?
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> I been ringin' the wrong places 
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> "Hello dominos, yes vindaloo pls"
14:00 <simba> Hahahahahaaha.
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
14:00 <Lumeah> ol
14:00 <Saemon> yeah i know an optus store doesnt sell pizza simba
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> bomber line up is okish
14:00 <Saemon> im asking it for another reason.
14:00 <Saemon> -.-
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> bro
14:00 <Saemon> herp derp
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> ring pizza hut
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> get that cheeseburger pizza shit
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> tell me if its nice
14:00 <Mew> LOL @ irc in court
14:00 <Mew> please do
14:00 <Ana_Ng> Opens Today: 09:30am to 5:30pm 
14:00 <simba> ring the suicide hotline and ask 4 tips
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> I used irc in court yrs ago
15:00 <Mew> it'll be most amusing
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> against this guy Michael
15:00 <Ana_Ng> Lima is in Peru
15:00 <Ana_Ng> simba losez
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's not amusing when I have three lawyers
15:00 <simba> ????
15:00 <simba> i genuinely didnt even know Lima was a thing
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> and Michael couldnt use a computer for two yrs.
15:00 <Ana_Ng> Cairo
15:00 <Mew> thats a lovely story pandas
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> just stop going around saying I bashed some chick I don't even know who it is.
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> YOU SAID
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> you dont know who Adam is
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> now if it were the Jamiee I knew
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> you would know Adam
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> and boy did I love her half english half german pussy on my dick
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> so dont go around saying i fucking bash women
16:00 <Mew> this story is even cooler
16:00 <Mew> pls continue
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> naw
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're pathetic friend is here now
17:00 <Mew> you're super paranoid 
17:00 <simba> When Vincent (Travolta) and Mia (Thurman) are in the Jackrabbit Slim, he asks her about the TV pilot she did. The pilot is about a female hit squad comprised of a blonde girl, a french girl, a black girl, a japanese girl, and the character Mia played (in this case a brunette): Elle Driver, Sofie Fatale, Vernita Green, O-ren Ishii, and The Bride respectively.
17:00 <Ana_Ng> Cairo, Egypt
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba
17:00 <simba> how cool is that good work QT
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont have pulp fiction disc ay
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have the extras
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> but someone stole the disc
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
18:00 <simba> i dont think i have any QT on discs,,,,, :SadKeanu:
18:00 <Mew> oh pandas you had a lil typo there its your* not you're hehehe
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> wanted to watch Pulp Fiction in bed n yer
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think I know who has it
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> prob my fault, prob said yea borrow it..
19:00 <TheRon> simba 20 mins
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> I don't see how that pertains
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew just fk off man
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> live ur life and let me alone.
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> sick of you dude.
19:00 <Mew> let me alone hehehe
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmhmm
19:00 <Mew> so many imperfections
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
19:00 <TheRon> john butler trio - zebra
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> Ellie
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> will you just piss the fuck off
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> and just never reference me or talk to me
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> however direct, or indirect
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> just fuck off!
20:00 <Mew> its cool just calm down
20:00 <Mew> you're so riled up right now and you dont need to be
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> when you say I bash women
20:00 <Mew> ^ correct use of you're
21:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!!!
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> kind've pisses me off.
21:00 <TheRon> they're great
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
25:00 <Mew> that would be out of character for you
25:00 <simba> bad old collingwood
25:00 <partay> ahhhh *sip*
25:00 <TheRon> partay, beers??
25:00 <TheRon> booooooo!!!!
25:00 <partay> TheRon negative
25:00 <Mew> partay partay partay 
25:00 <TheRon> whats wrong?
25:00 <partay> a bit of makers mark
25:00 <TheRon> ahh nice
25:00 <partay> i havent had a beer in 18 months
25:00 <partay> beer is so uncooth
26:00 <TheRon> oh yeah you said
26:00 <partay> ;)
26:00 <Mew> unkoof
26:00 <TheRon> simba lit the bong yet?
26:00 <simba> no bongs until 2night
27:00 <TheRon> why tonight??
27:00 <simba> thats when i have stuff 2 bong !!
27:00 <Ana_Ng> Who was Henry VIII's first wife?
27:00 <TheRon> damn
27:00 <simba> Lizzy?
27:00 <TheRon> supplies down a bit?
27:00 <simba> Adelaide
27:00 <simba> a bit
27:00 <simba> Sydney
28:00 <simba> Margret
28:00 <simba> Phillip
28:00 <simba> David
28:00 <TheRon> mary
28:00 <partay> Mew you promised me bewbs
28:00 <Saemon> simba what do u think of tony abbott so far as PM?
28:00 <TheRon> yeah mew!!
28:00 <simba> boobs
29:00 <simba> politics sux
29:00 <Saemon> IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!
29:00 <simba> thats how hes going
29:00 <Lumeah> boobs or gtfo
29:00 <Saemon> lol ownt.
29:00 <Lumeah> hahaha
29:00 <Lumeah> :P
29:00 <simba> boobs.gif please
29:00 <TheRon> lumeah??
29:00 <partay> see Lumeah knows
29:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzzzzt Catherine of Aragon
29:00 <Ana_Ng> Who was the first Disney princess?
29:00 <Saemon> Aragorn son of Arathorn
29:00 <simba> jasmine
29:00 <Saemon> Heir to Isildur
30:00 <simba> sleeping beauty
30:00 <simba> was she a princess
30:00 <Saemon> and true king of Gondor
30:00 <simba> snow white
30:00 <TheRon> leia??
30:00 <simba> cindarella
30:00 <simba> bambi
30:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/JLTlT.jpg
30:00 <Ana_Ng> bambi's a prince
30:00 <TheRon> mew she's fit
31:00 <partay> thats better
31:00 <partay> my boob fix for the day
31:00 <Ana_Ng> simba winz - snow white
31:00 <simba> https://24.media.tumblr.com/3ebbfeab8a2ca3b6b04ffe7deed8669e/tumblr_n3f46vmAT81sn7ftpo1_500.jpg
31:00 <Ana_Ng> Who was the first woman to win the Nobel Prize in two sciences?
31:00 <partay> simba you're doing it worng
31:00 <TheRon> hang on a minutes silence
32:00 <simba> minutes percussion 
32:00 <TheRon> simba did i miss the minutes silence?
32:00 <simba> dont think so
32:00 <TheRon> the collingwood people usually yell out
33:00 <partay> collingwood supporters are fuckwits just like eddie macguire
33:00 <TheRon> now michael hurley's hair, what the fuck is that?
33:00 <simba> remove ur hats
35:00 <Ana_Ng> Who was the first woman to win the Nobel Prize in two sciences?
35:00 <TheRon> that chick
35:00 <TheRon> curie
35:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
35:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/HEmC5.jpg
35:00 <Ana_Ng> Who was the first South American first lady on the cover of Time magazine?
36:00 <TheRon> if you really really squint you can see that bird thing
36:00 <TheRon> shakira?
37:00 <TheRon> i don't know many south american women
37:00 <simba> shakira pique
37:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/gsuvP.jpg
37:00 <simba> new zealand anthem wtf
37:00 <simba> lol mew
37:00 <Saemon> #melbourne, IF YOU WANT ME TO GIVE SIMBA A STUNNER, GIVE ME A HELL YEAH!!!
37:00 <TheRon> mew those are mighty fine
37:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzzzt Eva Peron
38:00 <Saemon> <TheRon> HELL YEAH!
38:00 <Ana_Ng> Who was the first Playboy centerfold?
38:00 <simba> jenna mccarthy
38:00 <simba> ??
38:00 <TheRon> monroe
38:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
38:00 <simba> jenny*
38:00 <simba> W/E
38:00 <partay> when i said bewbs Mew delivers the goods
38:00 <Ana_Ng> Who was the first woman elected to Prime Minister of a Muslim state?
38:00 <TheRon> so many boobs so little time
38:00 <Mew> a muay thai chick for Saemon http://i.imgur.com/Cmqe7.jpg
39:00 <TheRon> pakistan chick?
39:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah
39:00 <TheRon> the one they shot?
39:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz - benazir bhutto
39:00 <Ana_Ng> yup
39:00 <TheRon> and it was all yellow
39:00 <simba> lol
39:00 <Ana_Ng> Who was the first woman to see the resurrected Christ?
40:00 <simba> Mrs. Christ
40:00 <TheRon> jack daniel?
40:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzzzzt Mary Magdalene
41:00 <Ana_Ng> Who is the first US former First Lady to be elected to public office?
41:00 <partay> ]Hilart Clinton
41:00 <partay> y
41:00 <Ana_Ng> partay winz
41:00 <Ana_Ng> Who was the first designer to have her name on perfume?
41:00 <simba> chanel
42:00 <Ana_Ng> simba winz
42:00 <simba> what a guess
42:00 <partay> i wear chanel
42:00 <Ana_Ng> Who was the first woman to head a major television studio?
42:00 <TheRon> how many people are at the 'g?
42:00 <simba> idk x2
42:00 <Ana_Ng> american obv - Desilu Productions
43:00 <TheRon> full is 100,082 or something isn't it?
43:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzzt Lucille Ball
43:00 <Ana_Ng> Who was the first deaf-blind person to earn a Bachelor of Arts degree?
43:00 <partay> simba
43:00 <TheRon> i hope someone knocks out maxwell i hate that guy
44:00 <simba> ya
44:00 <partay> i hope someone throws a cup of piss at eddie macguire
44:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzt Helen Keller
44:00 <simba> time for the bounce
44:00 <TheRon> chappy is playing, i'm going for chappy
44:00 <Ana_Ng> Who was the first female prime minister of India?
44:00 <TheRon> i think chappy will win
45:00 <TheRon> what well know song is to based on the rolling stones "the last time"?
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> ever since saemon asked
46:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/YexVutf.jpg
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> im wondering
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wouldnt mind buying a nice merlot
46:00 <partay> whoa
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> if dan murphys is even open :/
47:00 <partay> its open
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> in adelaide?
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
47:00 <partay> 1-5 today\
47:00 <TheRon> the verve - bittersweet symphony
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh sick
47:00 <simba> gole
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> wine I had in the city on monday was goals
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> something merlot
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> was so nice
47:00 <TheRon> giddy up
47:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzt Indira Gandhi
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> one I had last night over dinner was disgusting I couldnt finish it haha
48:00 <TheRon> i like the toyota chick
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> cheers partay.
48:00 <Ana_Ng> Who was the first female Protestant monarch of England?
49:00 <simba> ive got a bottle of barossa shiraz 2006 maybe i will crack it today
49:00 <simba> or this wknd
49:00 <TheRon> whats the drinking game with this game??
49:00 <mrgrumpy> Elizabeth 1
49:00 <mrgrumpy> I think
49:00 <Ana_Ng> mrgrumpy winz
50:00 <mrgrumpy> there's only been about 6 english queens
50:00 <simba> bombers
50:00 <TheRon> joe!!
52:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the most world-wide valuable brand name in apparel?
52:00 <simba> def an essendon day so far
52:00 <simba> adidas
52:00 <simba> nike
52:00 <TheRon> nike
52:00 <partay> Target
52:00 <Ana_Ng> simba winz - nike
52:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the most world-wide valuable brand name in beer?
52:00 <TheRon> genius
52:00 <TheRon> jobe watson
52:00 <simba> heiniken..
52:00 <Ana_Ng> heineken is #3
52:00 <simba> CHANG
53:00 <simba> carlsberg
53:00 <simba> bud?
53:00 <TheRon> corona
53:00 <Ana_Ng> simba winz - budweiser
53:00 <Ana_Ng> bud light is #2
53:00 <simba> bloody americans i knew it
53:00 <Ana_Ng> but i think that might be opposite now
53:00 <TheRon> and it tastes like piss
53:00 <Ana_Ng> thanks for that unique perspective
53:00 <Ana_Ng> and yet, your beer can't outsell it :)
54:00 <simba> if americans knew quality coopers would be number 1 no DOUBT
54:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the most world-wide valuable brand name in fast food?
54:00 <TheRon> oh yes!
54:00 <Ana_Ng> and saemon's favorite restaurant
54:00 <simba> 8the golden arches
54:00 <TheRon> macc
54:00 <Ana_Ng> simba winz
54:00 <simba> lol sae
54:00 <simba> mon
54:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the most world-wide valuable brand name in petrol?
54:00 <TheRon> bp
54:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
54:00 <simba> bee porn
55:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the most world-wide valuable brand name in personal care/toiletries?
55:00 <simba> Colgate
55:00 <Mew> johnson n johnson
55:00 <Ana_Ng> colgate is #3
55:00 <partay> johnson % johnson
55:00 <simba> macleans
55:00 <simba> r ur mcleans showing
55:00 <simba> Dove
55:00 <simba> dove is a big 1
55:00 <Ana_Ng> dove is not in the top ten
56:00 <Ana_Ng> these guys invented the way printer ink is sold
56:00 <simba> lol
56:00 <simba> answer: fuck collingwood
56:00 <Ana_Ng> sell the thing for under cost, rape them on the consumables
56:00 <simba> cartridge boys
57:00 <Ana_Ng> if you shave, chances are you use this brand
57:00 <partay> Gilette
57:00 <Ana_Ng> partay winz
57:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the most world-wide valuable brand name in soft drinks?
57:00 <partay> mew wouldnt know that answer then
57:00 <partay> coke
57:00 <Mew> LOL
58:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the most world-wide valuable brand name in alcoholic spirits?
58:00 <simba> johnny
58:00 <Ana_Ng> johnnie walker is #4
58:00 <partay> Jack daniels
58:00 <TheRon> jack?
58:00 <Mew> smirnoff
58:00 <Ana_Ng> mew winz - Smirnoff
58:00 <simba> SiF
58:00 <Mew> voddy bitchez
58:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the most world-wide valuable brand name in bottled water?
58:00 <partay> trust mew to know the alco questions
58:00 <simba> Lord Vodkamort
59:00 <simba> evian
59:00 <Ana_Ng> simba winz
59:00 <Ana_Ng> that's the end of that round
59:00 <Mew> DAMN
59:00 <Mew> lets all have tea and biscuits 
59:00 <TheRon> which team is the greatest team of all??
59:00 <simba> 0,4 LIVERPOOL 4,0 LIVERPOOL
59:00 <JimmyJack> sweet
59:00 <TheRon> nope
00:00 <simba> Freo
00:00 <TheRon> nope
00:00 <Mew> Loofies!
00:00 <TheRon> geelong is the greatest team of all
00:00 <Loof> Mew! :D
00:00 <Ana_Ng> never heard of geelong
00:00 <Mew> Lumeah is a skript kiddie
01:00 <TheRon> it's right there in the team song
01:00 <Loof> she fucked pieter
01:00 <Loof> gruesome
01:00 <Ana_Ng> singing sports teams are ood
01:00 <Ana_Ng> odd
01:00 <Loof> gtfo Inturdped
01:00 <Intrepid> Lest We Forget
01:00 <Ana_Ng> it's really the least manly thing they could do
02:00 <simba> lol
02:00 <simba> singing and dancing are not feminine
02:00 <Intrepid> anyone go to a dawn service?
02:00 <TheRon> and with that collingwood are on the scoreboard
02:00 <Ana_Ng> singing and crude choreography
02:00 <TheRon> all the other kids with the pumped up kicks
02:00 <simba> stadiums of men singing is a great thing, outside that arena they go back into "singing is 4 pusseys" mode
03:00 <Ana_Ng> men go crazy in congregations
03:00 <TheRon> imagine if alaska was still russian
03:00 <Ana_Ng> this place would have drill rigs everywhere
04:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
04:00 <Loof> gtfo DRUNKEN^IDIOT you dad fucking brother toucher
05:00 <Mew> boom
05:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> amy_chang and i are havin a diagreement in priv
05:00 <TheRon> i wish i was special, you';re so fudcking special
06:00 <Loof> DRUNKEN^IDIOT loves his dad's ass dribbles
06:00 <TheRon> when does the fat lady sing??
06:00 <Ana_Ng> Which 4 sets of countries share the longest borders?
07:00 <TheRon> i don't get the question
07:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> i didnt read it
07:00 <TheRon> argentina and chlie
07:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> TheRon
07:00 <TheRon> russia and china
07:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> listen mate
07:00 <Ana_Ng> argentina/chile - #3
07:00 <Ana_Ng> russia/china - #6
07:00 <TheRon> us and canada
08:00 <Ana_Ng> usa/canada - #1
08:00 <TheRon> egypt and sudan
09:00 <Ana_Ng> not in the top 30
09:00 <Ana_Ng> #2 and #4 are in asia
09:00 <TheRon> lbya?
09:00 <TheRon> malaysia indo?
10:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> TheRon are u a loser
10:00 <Ana_Ng> do you give up
10:00 <TheRon> who are you?
10:00 <TheRon> yes
10:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> i see
10:00 <Ana_Ng> #2: russia/kazakhstan
10:00 <Loof> oooh new vikings :D
10:00 <Ana_Ng> #4: china/mongolia
10:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> hey Ana_Ng
10:00 <Ana_Ng> HAY
10:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> hows things
10:00 <TheRon> there you go
10:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> hows life
10:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> did u enjoy your lovely morning
10:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> in the city of melbourne?
10:00 <Ana_Ng> naked and lazing
11:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> sounds illegal :D
11:00 <TheRon> nice
11:00 <TheRon> simba, the game over?
11:00 <Loof> they sold out of those tv's you showed me at kogan before i could get one mew :(
11:00 <Loof> had to get a different one
11:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> TheRon OKC lost today
11:00 <simba> fuck essendon
11:00 <Loof> bummer
11:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> please give me a brief sumary of the game cause i didnt catch it
12:00 <Loof> they were 120hz
12:00 <TheRon> and the pacers
12:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> limmit your response to <100 words and use correct formatting
12:00 <TheRon> song 2 woo hoo
13:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> that's your answer?
13:00 <TheRon> no idea didnt watch it
13:00 <Ana_Ng> Which country as the shortest land border?
13:00 <Ana_Ng> 3.2km
13:00 <Ana_Ng> has
13:00 <TheRon> singapore
13:00 <rewar> hong kong?
13:00 <Ana_Ng> singapore has no land borders
14:00 <Ana_Ng> hong kong is part of china
14:00 <TheRon> brunei
14:00 <Ana_Ng> brunei is #12
14:00 <TheRon> vativan city
14:00 <rewar> maldives?
14:00 <TheRon> vatican city
14:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz - vatican city
14:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> Ana_Ng i think you need my dick in your ass
14:00 <Ana_Ng> maldives is 100% island, so no land borders
14:00 <Ana_Ng> it's already there
15:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> really?
15:00 <TheRon> andorra
15:00 <TheRon> san marino
15:00 <Ana_Ng> i'm typing with your dick out my mouf
15:00 <rewar> iceland
15:00 <rewar> australia
15:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> lol
15:00 <TheRon> swaziland
15:00 <rewar> japan
15:00 <TheRon> leichtenstein
15:00 <rewar> sri lanka
15:00 <Ana_Ng> Which Asian country has the shortest total land border?
15:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> Ana_Ng tell us about the time a 50 y.o made you orgasm from touching your pinkie
15:00 <Ana_Ng> he was 60
15:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> oh yeah
15:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> 60
16:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> did he have a penis as ginormous as mine?
16:00 <Ana_Ng> no
16:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> i see
16:00 <Ana_Ng> but a respectable size
16:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> so did u bang him?
16:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah
16:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> and then?
16:00 <TheRon> who is the Home hardware TOOL OF THE WEEK!
16:00 <Ana_Ng> that happened for a while
16:00 <Ana_Ng> then it stopped happening
16:00 <Ana_Ng> Which Asian country has the shortest total land border?
17:00 <Ana_Ng> hint: middle east
17:00 <TheRon> singapore
17:00 <Ana_Ng> singapore is an island
17:00 <rewar> mongolia
17:00 <TheRon> qatar
17:00 <Ana_Ng> so, no land borders
17:00 <rewar> russia
17:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz - Qatar
17:00 <rewar> china
17:00 <TheRon> bahrain
17:00 <rewar> UAE
18:00 <simba> What item do you use to kill Ganondorf?
18:00 <TheRon> popcorn chicken is great when beering
18:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> simbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
18:00 <simba> popcorn chicken is so expensive fuck kfc
19:00 <Serenity> make your own
19:00 <TheRon> does the trick
19:00 <rewar> popcorn chicken is gay though
19:00 <TheRon> cause it's a bittersweet symphony that's life
19:00 <FredFlinstone> pissed yet TheRon ?
19:00 <TheRon> getting there
19:00 <FredFlinstone> good stuff :)
20:00 <TheRon> not doing neil diamond numbers yet
20:00 <Ana_Ng> okay tough one
20:00 <Ana_Ng> get ready
20:00 <FredFlinstone> dont ever!
20:00 <Ana_Ng> Which 14 countries border Russia?
20:00 <Ana_Ng> (for now)
20:00 <TheRon> finland
20:00 <TheRon> china
20:00 <Ana_Ng> finland 1
20:00 <TheRon> mongolia
20:00 <Ana_Ng> china 2
20:00 <Ana_Ng> mongolia 3
20:00 <FredFlinstone> poland
20:00 <Ana_Ng> pland 4
20:00 <rewar> north korea
20:00 <TheRon> kazakhstan
20:00 <FredFlinstone> greenland
20:00 <partay> alaska
20:00 <FredFlinstone> siberia
20:00 <Ana_Ng> north korea, kazakhstan 5, 6
21:00 <TheRon> uzbekistan
21:00 <FredFlinstone> victoria
21:00 <FredFlinstone> queensland
21:00 <FredFlinstone> tassie
21:00 <TheRon> georgia
21:00 <rewar> detroit
21:00 <Ana_Ng> georgia 7
21:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
21:00 <rewar> buffalo
21:00 <FredFlinstone> hawaii
21:00 <rewar> atlanta
21:00 <FredFlinstone> venezuela
21:00 <rewar> phenoix
21:00 <rewar> denver
21:00 <TheRon> azherbijan?
21:00 <Ana_Ng> azerbaijan 8
22:00 <TheRon> romania
22:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> phoenix suns
22:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> denver nuggets
22:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> detroit pistons
22:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> atlanta hawks
22:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> fuckin
22:00 <rewar> hawthorn hawks m8
22:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> no
22:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> they are in the playoffs
22:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> against someone
22:00 <rewar> poland
22:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> cant remember
22:00 <Ana_Ng> finland, china, poland, north korea, kazakhstan, georgia, azerbaijan
22:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> poland are not in the playoffs
22:00 <rewar> ukraine
22:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> either is china
22:00 <TheRon> lithuania
22:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> or finland
23:00 <Ana_Ng> ukraine 9
23:00 <TheRon> estonia
23:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> these are not teams
23:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> no mate
23:00 <Loof> just worked it out, i'd only be $200 a week better off if i worked
23:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> you are incorrect
23:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> im serious
23:00 <Ana_Ng> lithuania, estonia 10,11
23:00 <rewar> georgia
23:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> this is incorrect
23:00 <Loof> that's full time
23:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> yeah
23:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> full time
23:00 <Loof> get some shitty advice fromm this place
23:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> OKC 95 - 98 MEM
23:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> thats whats up
23:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> thats the biz
23:00 <TheRon> how many we missing?
23:00 <Loof> which is really just trolling in disguise
23:00 <Ana_Ng> 3
23:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> MEM up 2-1 in the series
23:00 <TheRon> canada?
24:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> fuck off
24:00 <rewar> ontario?
24:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> this is an NBA chan
24:00 <rewar> oncology?
24:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> gynacology
24:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> Ana's sweaty hole
24:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> needs a mamagram
24:00 <rewar> vaginacology
24:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> yeah
24:00 <TheRon> what area are we missing?
24:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> the fallopian tube 
24:00 <Ana_Ng> all europe
24:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> european tube
24:00 <TheRon> poland
24:00 <Ana_Ng> you guess poland 5 times
24:00 <TheRon> bulgaria
24:00 <rewar> we already have norway, finland, poland
24:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> TheRon are u polish?
24:00 <Loof> no wait that's $200 a fortnight
24:00 <Loof> $100 a week better off
25:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> ukraine is weak
25:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> a sitting duck
25:00 <TheRon> no but i have a nice pole
25:00 <rewar> its like the shitty small countries that no care about
25:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> up your ass?
25:00 <TheRon> belarus
25:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> Ana_Ng
25:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> come sit on my face
25:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> lol
25:00 <Ana_Ng> belarus 12
25:00 <Loof> and sif a shitkicker job where i'll be treated like dirt will be good for self esteem
25:00 <Loof> lol
25:00 <Loof> jokers
25:00 <TheRon> yougoslavia?
26:00 <Ana_Ng> that doesn't exist anymore
26:00 <rewar> not a country anymore?
26:00 <TheRon> serbia
26:00 <TheRon> herzogovnia
26:00 <rewar> latvia
26:00 <Ana_Ng> latvia 13
26:00 <rewar> luxemborg?
26:00 <TheRon> east prussia?
26:00 <Ana_Ng> perhaps you are not aware of this tiny border
26:00 <rewar> west germany
27:00 <TheRon> iran
27:00 <Ana_Ng> europe
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba
27:00 <TheRon> afghanistan
27:00 <rewar> egypt
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> went for a walk
27:00 <rewar> italy
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> coming back through parking lot these africans are playin footy
27:00 <rewar> sweden
27:00 <TheRon> turkey
27:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> australia
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn maddest time
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
28:00 <rewar> USA
28:00 <Ana_Ng> 167 km
28:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> im hungry for some hungarian sluts
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> didnt know I could still use my feet aye!
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
28:00 <rewar> hungary
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh he gone
28:00 <Ana_Ng> you need a hint
28:00 <TheRon> yes
28:00 <Ana_Ng> go north
28:00 <rewar> norway
28:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> finalnd
28:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> sweden
28:00 <Ana_Ng> rewar winz: norway
28:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> antartica
28:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> norway
28:00 <rewar> netherlands
28:00 <rewar> we already had norway tho
29:00 <Ana_Ng> no
29:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> Ana_Ng did u orgasm last night?
29:00 <Ana_Ng> .no
29:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> reason?
29:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> not big enough phallus?
29:00 <TheRon> simba your thoughts on the game
29:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> what game
29:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> faggot
29:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> you lost on OKC
29:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
30:00 <simba> fuck essendon
30:00 <simba> i knew it felt like an essendon day
30:00 <simba> fuck collingwood
30:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> why fuck collingwood
30:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> arent they good?
31:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> u lion king fag
31:00 <Ana_Ng> What are the 5 basic tastes humans can perceive?
31:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> sweet
31:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> sour
31:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> bitter
31:00 <Ana_Ng> drunken got 3
31:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> pepper
31:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> salty
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh shit
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
31:00 <Ana_Ng> salty 4
31:00 <TheRon> sweet sour hot
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> friend sends txt no number
31:00 <TheRon> salt
31:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> spicey
31:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> ?
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> so i ring her mum
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause she likes me
31:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> Ana_Ng did i win?
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> but i woke her up
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
32:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> spicey
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> :S
32:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> or
32:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> some asian shit
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> DRUNKEN^IDIOT
32:00 <simba> lol at pepper
32:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> i dunno
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> bro
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> oi simba
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> read up
32:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> <simba> lol at pepper <-- fuck off loser
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> my soccer chat
32:00 <Ana_Ng> drunken id winz - some asian shit called UMAMI
32:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> wtf
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> played footy down road with some africans
32:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> this is incorrect
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> was fkn sick man
32:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> i would assume
32:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> UMAMI?
32:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> wtf man
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif i can stll use my legs aha
32:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> Ana_Ng
32:00 <simba> Sif
32:00 <Mew> ma soccer chatz
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> ino SIF
33:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> piss off back to Alaska
33:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> but bloe me first
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> shh mewz
33:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> ;)
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> be nice or go home
33:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> hay Mew
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
33:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> wanna suck me
33:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> im horny as
33:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> didnt masturbate this morning yet
33:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> i need a blowjob
33:00 <simba> Serenity weve got a loose gambler here i repeat weve got a loose gambler here
33:00 <Mew> sure why not
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> sezz
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> can you stab somebody in the face
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> after slitting their eyelids in half
33:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> simba does 'part time tafe' lol
33:00 <TheRon> serenity please
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> so they can see it comming
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
33:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> everyone clap and applaud hinm
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
34:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> 'part time tafe'
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck off about simba
34:00 <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> must me tough mate
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> you shit fuck
34:00 <simba> wat i did tafe in 2007
34:00 <simba> no 2008
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> 2023
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> K
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> MATE
34:00 <simba> 08
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer i dropped out sa uni in 2003
34:00 <TheRon> thank you
34:00 <simba> ty
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> ehehehehe
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> fanx sezz
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> tho u didnt stab him in the face
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
35:00 <Ana_Ng> Which football club died in a plane crash in 1958?
35:00 <simba> man utd
35:00 <Ana_Ng> simba winz
35:00 <simba> a bunch of players died
35:00 <simba> not the whole club!! lol
35:00 <Ana_Ng> no
35:00 <Ana_Ng> all of them
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
35:00 <TheRon> is that that alive movie?
35:00 <simba> ok well yeah the entire team at the time
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was gonna say TheRon
35:00 <Ana_Ng> heh i don't know
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> Ethan Hawke
35:00 <simba> terrible
36:00 <Ana_Ng> Which boxer died in a plane crash in 1969?
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> eating nice hot girl bottom.
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
36:00 <Serenity> [1:34pm] <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> seriously man thats bullshit
36:00 <Serenity> [1:35pm] <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> you have banned me for like at least a few weeks now
36:00 <Serenity> [1:35pm] <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> just stop bein annoying
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> When in the snow, eat your mate.
36:00 <TheRon> tastes like chicken
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> [15:06] <@Serenity> [1:34pm] <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> seriously man thats bullshit
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> [15:06] <@Serenity> [1:35pm] <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> you have banned me for like at least a few weeks now
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> [15:06] <@Serenity> [1:35pm] <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> just stop bein annoying
36:00 <TheRon> the other white meat
36:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzt Rocky Marciano
36:00 <PandasDontDrive>  <DRUNKEN^IDIOT> seriously man thats bullshit, I snort horse shit for breakfast!
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> watch out sezz, he could be the next ghostface :/
37:00 <Serenity> lol
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> Beagle does Ghostface: SCREAM 5; Drunken Murder
37:00 <simba> lmaooooooooooooooooooooo at mentalson!!!
37:00 <Mew> hahahaha
38:00 <simba> pleasured
39:00 <Serenity> stebie mentalson wants to talk to management
39:00 <Serenity> cause i ban people when simba asks me to and im a loser
40:00 <simba> i have more of a reason to talk to stebie
40:00 <Ana_Ng> well kids
40:00 <simba> but i dont think he has a f*** to g**e
40:00 <TheRon> the black crows - hard to handle
40:00 <Ana_Ng> i have to take a beer
40:00 <Ana_Ng> out of the house
41:00 <TheRon> damn
41:00 <simba> collingwood are coming back .........
41:00 <Ana_Ng> bah, have to put clothes on
42:00 <TheRon> need any help?
43:00 <TheRon> funny as, the collingwood supporters are up in arms
43:00 <TheRon> travis cloke has got the ball, duck this could go anywhere
43:00 <simba> is jesse white out there
44:00 <TheRon> yes!
44:00 <simba> mentalson just raged so hard in PM
44:00 <Intrepid> collingwood will win
44:00 <simba> it was one of those im drunk and want to get some words in before i go ones
44:00 <TheRon> fuck i hope not
44:00 <simba> i want collingwood to win for me tips..
44:00 <TheRon> damn
44:00 <Intrepid> simba have you learnt respect yet?
45:00 <simba> always had respect
45:00 <TheRon> aretha franklin?
45:00 <simba> get it right
45:00 <Intrepid> last night u didnt.
45:00 <simba> smashing tune
45:00 <simba> yes i did
45:00 <simba> a bad op just got trigger happy thats all, i wasnt really being disrespectful
45:00 <Intrepid> u disrespected our fallen heroes
45:00 <TheRon> fuck me 2 goals in it
45:00 <simba> there was a good debate after over what exactly defines a hero
46:00 <simba> "THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE"
46:00 <TheRon> steve waugh is hero of mine
46:00 <Intrepid> you my friend will never he a hero
46:00 <simba> i used 2 use mark waughs bat 2 bat
46:00 <TheRon> good?
47:00 <Intrepid> lies.
47:00 <TheRon> sweet middle?
47:00 <simba> i was never much 4 cricket,,
47:00 <TheRon> kris kross will make you jump jump
47:00 <simba> no way
47:00 <simba> skores r level
48:00 <TheRon> simba you're ahead of me
48:00 <simba> r u streaming
48:00 <TheRon> channel 7
49:00 <TheRon> essendon have stopped running
51:00 <simba> they r controlling it n ow
51:00 <simba> cool half
51:00 <TheRon> about right
51:00 <FredFlinstone> good match
52:00 <FredFlinstone> hope they bash a bit more
52:00 <partay> fucking collingwood
52:00 <TheRon> yes indeedy
52:00 <partay> fuckers
52:00 <partay> 41-3 down
52:00 <partay> now 41-41
52:00 <partay> thats shit 
52:00 <FredFlinstone> was a good comeback indeed
53:00 <FredFlinstone> ah well you see it often these days
53:00 <FredFlinstone> but can they keep it up
53:00 <FredFlinstone> been a hard match
53:00 <FredFlinstone> lets hope they both die
53:00 <TheRon> yes!!
54:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahahahaha
54:00 <FredFlinstone> dead bastards all over the ground
54:00 <FredFlinstone> would be too funny
54:00 <FredFlinstone> just torch the whole ground lollllllllll
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo simba
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> u there
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh not this cunt again
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> *snorefuck*
56:00 <TheRon> how many will turn up in wellington??
56:00 <simba> Lᴇɢᴀʟɪᴢᴇ Gᴀʏ Wᴇᴇᴅʟᴇ
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba pm!
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKrODzqfpg0
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Notorious B.I.G. - Ultimate Rush (ft. Missy Elliot) (Aug 5, 2011) 3:49 - Category: Music - 58,166 views - 232 likes (99.1%), 2 dislikes (0.9%)
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> wooooooooooooo
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> damn ma, i love you like the Lah, ganja, sensemilla
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> can ah feel ya?
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> all i wanna do is touch ya
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> the Ultimate Rush
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> you drugs baby!
00:00 <simba> cos yall dont know how to act when the tongue go down below 
00:00 <simba> peep the funk flow really tho
00:00 <simba> i got the leanest meanest penis, you never seen this stroke of genius
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> loolll
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> "To get this pussy with pork'n it!"
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> My dick, larger than the Chargers the whole team, your shit looks like you fourteen!
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> I WISH I SAID TO PICARD!@
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> fatcheesewheel.com
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> aya luigi maka us a the pizza pie uh?
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> napoli aya
02:00 <TheRon> genuine italian pizza
02:00 <TheRon> made in new south wales
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> AYAYA
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> PONY EXPRESS PIZZA?
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> best pizza in adelaide
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> down port
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> owned by my greek friend
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> never had better pizza
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> goin tomorrow i think
04:00 <TheRon> cameron ling is the most attractive man on tv
05:00 <Intrepid> essendon will lose by 4 goals
05:00 <TheRon> i hope not
05:00 <Intrepid> i hope so
05:00 <Intrepid> hate those cunts
05:00 <TheRon> i don't like essendon, but i hate collingwood more
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> thestig is here
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> watching
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> waiting
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> anticipating
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> the next photo and address he can put on 4chan
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's a secret!
06:00 <TheRon> does anybody else the irony in thestig chatting away
06:00 <Mew> hahaha
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> said Mew.
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> oblivious to everything around her.
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> TheRon I get ya, but who calls themselves thestig anyway?
08:00 <TheRon> beaste boys - intergalactic
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^5 nice choice
09:00 <TheRon> got a chick on the hook tonight?
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> if you want to name my left hand ;)
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
10:00 <TheRon> damn
11:00 <TheRon> i call mine cindy
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahahahahaha
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer I'm right handed
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> so that left straawwwng hand does it nice
12:00 <TheRon> i'm ambi
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> my dick is like, USE YOUR STRAWWNG HAND
12:00 <simba> im ambo
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> is ye?
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> i need you soon then simba
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> to ride around with
12:00 <TheRon> i can drink with my left
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> wee orrr
12:00 <Intrepid> what type of wanker calls himself PandasDontDrive
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> me
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> all the love
16:00 <Mew> hahaha
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> i mean
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> besides when I'm not bashing girls
16:00 <Intrepid> idiot
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm thinking about bashing girls
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> so my penis feels sad..
16:00 <Mew> errrrrr
16:00 <Intrepid> u bash chics?
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> because I just can't bash it when I want to bash women.
16:00 <Mew> fair enough
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew says I do.
17:00 <Mew> you just said you did..
17:00 <Mew> lol
17:00 <Mew> thanks for admitting it
17:00 <Intrepid> u said u do idiot
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> that was rhetoric
17:00 <Mew> hahahaha
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> Ellie, you should have finished school
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> I mean okay
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> Ben
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> a fat guy with a drug addiction
17:00 <Mew> you're heading straight for a crazy episode arent you
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> and now poor bubba has two stupid x druggies as parents
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> nope
18:00 <Mew> here it comes
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> Just the truth about you Ellie
18:00 <Intrepid> PandasDontDrive u got no idea what u are talking about
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> I honestly don't understand how you two can keep a child.
18:00 <Mew> ill just wait for you to finish your crazy episode
18:00 <Intrepid> do u have kids PandasDontDrive?
19:00 <Intrepid> lol slower
19:00 <Intrepid> this happens all the time?
19:00 <Mew> hahah
20:00 <Mew> dont ask him about his kid Intrepid that'll send him over the edge and he'll be lashing out all night 
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> I don't have kids no.
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer well Mew
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> at least my son has everything he needs
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> private education
20:00 <Intrepid> i guess that was a stupid question, chics dont go for losers like PandasDontDrive
20:00 <Mew> hes saying he doesnt because you asked in plural and he thinks because he has 1 kid that he can answer honestly with no to your question
20:00 <Mew> LOL
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> etc, money for when he turns 18
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> what does your little have?
20:00 <Intrepid> <PandasDontDrive> I don't have kids no.   <PandasDontDrive> at least my son has everything he needs   
20:00 <Intrepid> wtf are u on man?
20:00 <Mew> you're onto it Intrepid 
20:00 <Mew> hes just mental
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> you asked if I had kids
21:00 <Intrepid> u said no
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> not do I have a kid
21:00 <Mew> and he seems normal for a while but then he just loses it and crashes
21:00 <Intrepid> then u said your son
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont try to be smart
21:00 <Mew> which is whats happening now
21:00 <Intrepid> u seeing a doctor for this PandasDontDrive?
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew
21:00 <Intrepid> u really have issues
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> when will you give this up
21:00 <Mew> this will go on for a few hours
21:00 <Intrepid> i bet u are on of those losers on dsp 
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> I met you once when you wanted drugs from dylan
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> I don't know why you're so fucking obsessed
21:00 <Mew> even if i dont respond or if i type something in a while in response to someone else he'll start up again
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> better things to do.
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> ignore add.
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> piss off bitch.
22:00 <Intrepid> why are u raging PandasDontDrive?
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're lives are going nowhere
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> enjoy Kangaroo Island and the bogan lifestyle babe,
22:00 <Mew> see? now he'll cry for a bit pretending hes put me on ignore
22:00 <Intrepid> omg id love to live on kangaroo is
22:00 <Mew> and seeing that will make him rage harder
23:00 <Intrepid> he does seem to have issues
23:00 <slower> seriously PandasDontDrive just shut it, change subject
24:00 <Mew> you can tell when hes going to blow because he starts flooding the screen with excited text about things hes not really that interested in because his emotions are all over the place before he erupts
24:00 <Intrepid> why isnt this idiot zlined
25:00 <Lumeah> Why do u care mew? 
25:00 <TheRon> like bruce before a rioli goal?
25:00 <slower> dont care what he does, just as long as he does it somwhere else
25:00 <Intrepid> agreed slower
25:00 <Mew> i dont ive just seen it so many times that its really easy to predict now lol
25:00 <Mew> it doesnt take that much effort to read people
25:00 <Intrepid> why isnt he perm ban?
25:00 <Mew> because hes an ass kiss
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> live on Kangaroo Island
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
25:00 <Intrepid> oh ok
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> kidding right
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> the place is ok
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> but now it's full of fucking bogans
26:00 <Intrepid> more dribble from him
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> uhuh
26:00 <TheRon> fuck collingwood
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> we have a nice property on k.i.
26:00 <Mew> by we he means him and his mum
26:00 <Intrepid> ok ok slow down panda
27:00 <Intrepid> u said k.i was bogan now u have property there??
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> people like Mew and her bf Ben move there for an easy life, never have to do nothin', shit out some kids and just fuck it lettem run wild and fuck the world, too easy
27:00 <BlackDevil> bah i cant sleep
27:00 <BlackDevil> thinking about PandasDontDrive
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> You take things out of context
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> me too
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> I had to grill two sandwhiches BD
27:00 <Mew> not much of it makes sense Intrepid 
27:00 <Intrepid> <PandasDontDrive> we have a nice property on k.i.
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> just to go to bed
27:00 <Intrepid> either u do or u dont
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> couldn't get you off my mind :(
28:00 <crash> hey Mew
28:00 <crash> how goes it ?
28:00 <Mew> hi crash
28:00 <Mew> good thanks, you?
28:00 <slower> yes Intrepid but did you mean property as in plural or singular?
28:00 <Intrepid> lol
29:00 <Mew> hahaha
29:00 <crash> yeah not bad - long weekend :P
29:00 <Intrepid> so he has a "kid" and "property" on k.i
29:00 <Mew> double long weekends
29:00 <Mew> it was a long week
29:00 <crash> yeah did drag on
29:00 <crash> tues to thurs lol
29:00 <crash> anticipation of long weekend again i guess
30:00 <Mew> i only worked weds n thurs
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> LMAO
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> crash bud
30:00 <crash> hey PandasDontDrive, how are you ?
30:00 <Intrepid> PandasDontDrive any more stories u wish to share?
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> my nets been fucked bro
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> so havent been able to 360
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> n been shit on fuckbox one
30:00 <crash> Intrepid i have one
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> but simba got me onto tpg
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> so when u wana game bro!
31:00 <crash> its when i caine PandasDontDrive's arse all the time in bops2
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> prob would pwn me bigtime these days
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> i spend too much time on bf4 lol
31:00 <Intrepid> PandasDontDrive this kid u have, where is it?
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> ignore add.
32:00 <crash> one day grasshopper
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> ok bro
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's a murder blops2 date!
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno im Vale Saynt on xbox live now yea?
33:00 <crash> yeah added you on the one
33:00 <crash> haven't had much time to game lately
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh sick!
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer?
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> work?
34:00 <crash> women
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> HAHAHA
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> hopefully not Picards women
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> O_ON *dies inside*
35:00 <crash> hehe
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah go on man?
35:00 <Mew> awwwwww crash
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> wifey?
35:00 <crash> no whores allowed
35:00 <TheRon> link?
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shit
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> shit i got a call brb!
36:00 <crash> Mew they strike hard
36:00 <Mew> nice
36:00 <TheRon> the whores maketh the party
37:00 <Mew> we put the spring in springfield
37:00 <TheRon> they knocked out chappy the bastards, you can't do that
38:00 <crash> TheRon im in the slums, i can hook you up with a whore if you wish
38:00 <crash> well get added into their rotation :P
38:00 <TheRon> regular testing??
39:00 <crash> just tarp up
39:00 <crash> don't share needles ?
40:00 <TheRon> i'd rather a bit more protection
40:00 <TheRon> fuck collingwood
42:00 <crash> good geelong game last weekend against the hawks
42:00 <crash> haven't watched a game since that one
42:00 <crash> not sure i would pay $600-700 for ticket (scalped) for todays match
43:00 <crash> not even watching it on tv :P
43:00 <crash> take it collingwood are playing and winning
43:00 <TheRon> yes!
43:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck that was tough
43:00 <TheRon> 3 goals in it, it's possible but essendon need to be cleaner
44:00 <FredFlinstone> think they are fuvcked myself
44:00 <FredFlinstone> collinghsit has the game by the balls
44:00 <TheRon> yeah me too, but i'm an optimist
44:00 <FredFlinstone> just need to squeeze em a bit more
44:00 <FredFlinstone> I hate both so doesnt bother me who loses
44:00 <TheRon> what is it with collingwood players and their love for the scrotum
44:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahahaha
45:00 <FredFlinstone> they like to sniff it
45:00 <FredFlinstone> like rabid dogs
45:00 <TheRon> i've heard if you stick a finger up the bum, they let go
45:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
46:00 <TheRon> buses and trains haven't heard this song in ages
46:00 <TheRon> there's probably a reason for it
47:00 <crash> lol
47:00 <crash> reminds me of hoppawati ?
47:00 <crash> not sure thats the spelling
47:00 <TheRon> hopoate i think
48:00 <crash> old finger up the arse anyway
48:00 <TheRon> yeah i think he was innocent, the bloke had him by the nuts
48:00 <crash> looks like the correct spelling
49:00 <crash> think they are getting a bit heavy handed on the dangerous tackles though
49:00 <TheRon> crash there's an afl game in wellington today
50:00 <crash> TheRon nice, im actually getting into afl this season
50:00 <TheRon> i miss the old days, when a bloke had to watch himself for 360 degrees
50:00 <crash> only round 6
50:00 <crash> so im addicted atm
51:00 <TheRon> watch the sunday evening game, it's gonna be awesome
51:00 <crash> i keep telling my gf that tv doesn't do the players justice
51:00 <crash> some of these guys are huge
52:00 <TheRon> hawkins on monday was playing against midgets
53:00 <Pieter> we're here we're queer we dont want any more bears !
53:00 <BlackDevil> ha
53:00 <BlackDevil> queer bears
54:00 <TheRon> i'll serve your arse like john mcenroe, and if the girl slips up i'm smacking the ho
54:00 <crash> lol
54:00 <crash> i go for 2 teams is that allowed ?
55:00 <TheRon> no
55:00 <crash> richmond and geelong lol
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> oi crash
55:00 <TheRon> tigers to me would be too depressing
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> did u get titanfall?
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> i thought fuck it
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> bought Thief instead :P
55:00 <crash> PandasDontDrive nah
55:00 <crash> lost my passion for video games atm
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah fuck cod
55:00 <Bastardly_One> is it shit?
55:00 <crash> it will return im sure
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dunno yet b1
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> wont know till monday bro
56:00 <Bastardly_One> hurry the fuck up
56:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it 
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> all ino is i will never buy titanfall
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> u tell telstra to HuRRY THE FUCK UP!
56:00 <crash> lol
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> gonna have one more month with them
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> then thanx to simba, im with TPG
56:00 <Bastardly_One> give me your account details
56:00 <TheRon> telstra will get back to in 2 to 3 years
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll get it on by 2 hrs :P
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> Give me yours
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I told ya 
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> u have a FuckBox One?
57:00 <crash> Scarlett ?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I worked there 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> *shamed*
57:00 <crash> seems familiar
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> well
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> I can install it
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> but
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> it will want to update
57:00 <crash> ^One anyway
57:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I won't own a M$ thing
57:00 <crash> be an old bird now
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> n i dont have enough data for updates
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know you were saying
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> Horde im in now
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and don't get it until monday
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> one of them told me how sweet ps4 is
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> i sold mine
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> but still
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but I am saying you could of abused them in the right way to go it done quicker
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuckbox
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> way to go
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> direct x 12!
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> !!!!!!!!!!
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I think this is direct X 11
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> Telstra's goin to cop a nice load of my anger on monday lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> which surprised me out of a rice eater lappy
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer soon enough fuckbox will have 12
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I've got a Toshriba!
58:00 <TheRon> 8 points b1
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> my mate sash said "you may aswell have a pc"
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Toshiba in Englrish
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have a toshiba laptop
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> only ever had toshie laptops :P
59:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, finally! Serenity and I had a moment of happiness
59:00 <TheRon> yes?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah this is the best cheap computer I've got IMO
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> did you have the make sex?
59:00 <crash> i found Serenity's gspot
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want to make the sex one day
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> with a woman
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> or a goat.
00:00 <TheRon> i got a g spot on my elbow
00:00 <Bastardly_One> filth!
00:00 <Bastardly_One> try cows, they're less aggressive
00:00 <Bastardly_One> so TheRon tells me 
00:00 <TheRon> yes?
00:00 <TheRon> dolphins will do anything for a few sardines
01:00 <TheRon> and i mean anything
02:00 <crash> lost me TheRon lol
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> b1
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> reminds me of a comment i put on i showed u
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> n my mate asked about the pills
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> n i said
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> I have a horse that fucks them up me.
06:00 <crash> TheRon - do you still play bowls in winter ?
07:00 <TheRon> autumn
07:00 <crash> only autumn ?
07:00 <crash> so you skip winter ?
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> LMAO
07:00 <TheRon> winter off, practice games start again in the spring
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> play with balls in winter, in the bath
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
08:00 <crash> i welcome winter cuddles
08:00 <TheRon> essendon have blown some chances
08:00 <crash> saves me sleeping on the couch or the edge of my bed lol
09:00 <TheRon> it's over
10:00 <TheRon> only 6 hours sleep last night, this beer is making me sleepy
11:00 <crash> shouldnt let people slip stuff into your drink TheRon
11:00 <TheRon> fucking collingwood supporters, sit down you ferals!!
11:00 <Ana_Ng> collingwood won?
11:00 <Ana_Ng> yay, go c-wood
11:00 <TheRon> about to ithink
12:00 <Ana_Ng> shrug
12:00 <TheRon> 5 mins to go
15:00 <TheRon> 3 goals 3 mins, it's over
15:00 <crash> pretty much
16:00 <Ana_Ng> Who wrote Leaves of Grass?
17:00 <BoneCold> `seen matthew
17:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzt Walt Whitman
17:00 <prowl> BoneCold, Matthew ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #random 5 days 23 hours 58 minutes ago (19.04. 17:18) stating "Quit: " after spending 2 hours 28 minutes there.
17:00 <Ana_Ng> Who wrote Candide?
17:00 <BoneCold> Collllling Woooooooooddd
17:00 <Ana_Ng> WOO OOH OOH OOD
17:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzzt Voltaire
17:00 <Ana_Ng> Who painted Sunflowers?
18:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzzzt Van Gogh
18:00 <Ana_Ng> Who invented alternating current?
19:00 <TheRon> how bizarre how bizarre
19:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzzt Tesla
19:00 <Ana_Ng> Who painted The Scream?
19:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzzt Munch
19:00 <Ana_Ng> Who scultped David?
19:00 <TheRon> i don't do arts and literature
19:00 <Ana_Ng> obv
20:00 <Ana_Ng> although there was a science q
20:00 <TheRon> michaelangelo
20:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
20:00 <Ana_Ng> Who wrote the Hallelujah Chorus?
20:00 <TheRon> leonard cohen
20:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzzt Handel
21:00 <Ana_Ng> quite different
21:00 <TheRon> be more specific
21:00 <Ana_Ng> Who painted Mona Lisa?
21:00 <TheRon> davinci\
21:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
21:00 <crash> hey beehhh
21:00 <beehhh> hi
21:00 <Ana_Ng> Who wrote Moonlight Sonata?
21:00 <Ana_Ng> hope you like fish
21:00 <TheRon> johanes brahm
21:00 <beehhh> Ana_Ng fairbnks is awesome has streetview on their farms
21:00 <TheRon> brahmsie
22:00 <crash> addicted to bass ?
22:00 <beehhh> all pine trees
22:00 <Ana_Ng> you are free to live there
22:00 <beehhh> america made is easy to get a visa
22:00 <beehhh> *it
22:00 <Ana_Ng> i am 500km south of it
22:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzt Beethoven
24:00 <TheRon> freestyler, straight from the top of my dome
24:00 <beehhh> Ana_Ng i'll first go to england 
24:00 <beehhh> then to alaska
24:00 <crash> wb Nikky`
24:00 <TheRon> good game nikky`
24:00 <Nikky`> Thank you crash :o)
25:00 <Nikky`> How was the pub?
25:00 <Nikky`> Is it TheRon? meh :P
25:00 <Ana_Ng> Which famous war took place from 1453 to 1487?
25:00 <crash> had a strict budget so lasted about 3 hours :P
25:00 <Picard> lol @ the cunts obsessed with me
25:00 <crash> but still fun
25:00 <Nikky`> Strict budget eh?
25:00 <TheRon> english civil war
25:00 <Ana_Ng> more specific
25:00 <TheRon> christ how many are there
25:00 <Picard> panda faggot
25:00 <crash> yeah im not wearing the pants atm lol :P
26:00 <Ana_Ng> english civil wars are 1642-1651
26:00 <Picard> panda faggot im talking to you
26:00 <Nikky`> atm or from now on? haha
26:00 <TheRon> the spanish imquisition?
26:00 <Ana_Ng> so you got that it's an english war
26:00 <beehhh> Ana_Ng campus is big for a 30,000 people town
27:00 <Ana_Ng> it's a very well-respected university
27:00 <crash> as long as i can have fun sometimes im ok not being boss
27:00 <TheRon> cambridge
27:00 <beehhh> yeah i saw it too
27:00 <Nikky`> uh huh
27:00 <beehhh> top 100th in usa
27:00 <Bastardly_One> what was the question?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> *scrolls*
27:00 <Bastardly_One> War of the Roses
27:00 <Ana_Ng> Which famous war took place from 1453 to 1487?
27:00 <Ana_Ng> bastardly winz
27:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
27:00 <Ana_Ng> Which famous war took place from 1812 to 1815?
27:00 <TheRon> i love a good war
28:00 <beehhh> in england especially in london space is too expensive
28:00 <crash> Nikky`, did you make it to the gym ?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> this one is American I think 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme guess at 
28:00 <Nikky`> Yeah I did crash
28:00 <crash> or public holiday got the better of you ?
28:00 <crash> oh nice !
29:00 <Bastardly_One> The Battle of New Orleans?
29:00 <Ana_Ng> that's a battle
29:00 <TheRon> is that the french canadian war 
29:00 <Nikky`> It was pretty busy
29:00 <Ana_Ng> no
30:00 <Ana_Ng> give up?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> oh a war
30:00 <TheRon> oh yes
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I do 
30:00 <Ana_Ng> The War of 1812
30:00 <Bastardly_One> a battle is a war kind of but go on 
30:00 <beehhh> having a glass
30:00 <Ana_Ng> Who did Gavrilo Princip assassinate?
31:00 <beehhh> my aunt got a home in greenwich she used to be a surgeon for suxxes hospital
31:00 <TheRon> che?
31:00 <Ana_Ng> way to go, australia, someone hijacked a plane from brisbane
31:00 <TheRon> nice
31:00 <Ana_Ng> it's in bali now
32:00 <TheRon> oh she he wasn't arab was he??
32:00 <Ana_Ng> okay, Gavrilo Princip assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand
32:00 <Nikky`> good, only allowed a little..rest is mine :P
32:00 <beehhh> im in borneo near the war island
33:00 <Ana_Ng> Who did M e h m e t   A l i   A oc a attempt to assassinate? 
33:00 <Ana_Ng> must have been around 1987
34:00 <TheRon> israel?
34:00 <crash> Nikky` ofcourse :P
34:00 <Ana_Ng> usually people are the victims
34:00 <TheRon> was he from israel
34:00 <Ana_Ng> no
34:00 <Ana_Ng> turkish
34:00 <TheRon> yeah no clue
34:00 <Ana_Ng> sorry, Agca
35:00 <Ana_Ng> he shot the guy in 1981
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm remembering
35:00 <Bastardly_One> don't go onto the next question yet
35:00 <Ana_Ng> he's still alive and free now
35:00 <Ana_Ng> the assassin
36:00 <Ana_Ng> potential assassin
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Wasn't John Paul II was it?
36:00 <Ana_Ng> bastardly winz
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that's right
36:00 <Bastardly_One> thought it was ... sneak Egyptians
36:00 <Bastardly_One> always up to no good with the backing of the US 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but let's go to the next question :P
37:00 <crash> Nikky` you watch last weeks cats game against the hawks ?
37:00 <TheRon> how many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
37:00 <Nikky`> Yeah I watched most of it
37:00 <Ana_Ng> Who did Felix Yusupov, after countless attempts, assassinate?
37:00 <Nikky`> Was a great game/win
38:00 <Ana_Ng> 1916
39:00 <Ana_Ng> russian mystic
39:00 <TheRon> how nmany nba titles have the san antonio spurs won in the nba??
40:00 <Rak> oh rasputin?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> 1916 ... Russian mystic
40:00 <Bastardly_One> this could take a while
40:00 <crash> Nikky` it was a good game :P
40:00 <Bastardly_One> My brain is being a Dell
40:00 <crash> well not at my pub, all hawks supporters
41:00 <TheRon> i thought josh walker had a good game
41:00 <crash> housemate wanted to put $100 on the cats when they were 2.65
41:00 <Bastardly_One> who said Rasputin?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> they're right
41:00 <TheRon> walker kicked 3 in the final term
41:00 <Ana_Ng> rak winz
41:00 <Ana_Ng> yes, rasputin
42:00 <Bastardly_One> ra ra ra rasputin
42:00 <Nikky`> He should have
42:00 <Ana_Ng> Who did Nathuram Godse assassinate?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> russias greatest sex machine
42:00 <beehhh> cold weather is good
42:00 <crash> Nikky` yeah and he is a hawks follower :P
42:00 <beehhh> yukon is right next door
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Gahdi
42:00 <crash> like people at work that are to committed to their teams at work in the footy comp
42:00 <beehhh> Ana_Ng do you drink wine?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Gahndi also
43:00 <Ana_Ng> yes
43:00 <crash> they just back them out of obligation
43:00 <Ana_Ng> bastardly winz - Gandhi
43:00 <beehhh> i wanna try moose steak
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I win damnit!
43:00 <Bastardly_One> he assassinated Ghandi
43:00 <beehhh> and salmon grill
43:00 <Ana_Ng> Gandhi
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I am waking up
43:00 <Ana_Ng> there never was an h after the G
43:00 <Ana_Ng> stop it
43:00 <Bastardly_One> is that an excuse?
43:00 <beehhh> Ghando
43:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of him
44:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, never going to win the comp if you do that
44:00 <Bastardly_One> the movie with Ben whatshisface was crap
44:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO
44:00 <beehhh> Ghandi had heroin so they called him the peacemaker
44:00 <crash> Nikky` what are your plans for tonight :P
44:00 <beehhh> Nikky` learning chinese
44:00 <Nikky`> No plans, just chill with a cc or 3 - possibly be boring and early night
44:00 <Nikky`> you?
44:00 <Ana_Ng> Which regent did Guy Fawkes attempt to assassinate?
45:00 <crash> Nikky` yeah just a night left in peace and quiet
45:00 <Nikky`> oooh so not with the mrs tonight? haha
45:00 <crash> she isn't my mrs yet
45:00 <beehhh> one more glass i might be zoned out
45:00 <crash> ;P
45:00 <Nikky`> She is your gf, close enough
46:00 <crash> she is cruel to me Nikky`, sometimes nice ;/
46:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzt
46:00 <Ana_Ng> James I
46:00 <beehhh> only good for sex sometimes not even
46:00 <Nikky`> And yet, you stay - sucker born every min :P
46:00 <crash> lol
47:00 <crash> i can handle female mood swings :P
47:00 <beehhh> wine is good for azheimer's
48:00 <crash> don't underestimate me
48:00 <Nikky`> I can't
48:00 <beehhh> some good merlo
48:00 <Bastardly_One> oh oh oh 
48:00 <Nikky`> Hate moody bitches 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I wasn't watching
48:00 <Bastardly_One> but I knew that 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> being a lefty rebel and shit 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Guy Faulkes is an idealogical hero
49:00 <Bastardly_One> of mine
49:00 <Bastardly_One> damn enter key
49:00 <crash> Nikky` i can for the most part
49:00 <beehhh> Ana_Ng they are launching rockets from fairbanks
49:00 <beehhh> to the space
49:00 <Nikky`> Not that I don't sometimes suffer from being a moody bitch lol
49:00 <crash> lol
49:00 <Ana_Ng> no
49:00 <Ana_Ng> kodiak has rocket launching capabilities
50:00 <crash> Nikky` everyone goes through that though
50:00 <beehhh> research been done there but
50:00 <crash> i have my occasional lash out :P
50:00 <Nikky`> This is true..mine is more when over tired
50:00 <Nikky`> ooooh I know
50:00 <Nikky`> :P
50:00 <crash> :P
50:00 <BoneCold> PISSS
50:00 <beehhh> Ana_Ng whats the hottest it gets there in fairbanks
51:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: is pretty hot
51:00 <crash> do you like wild turkey dry Nikky` ?
51:00 <crash> never understood the dry concept
51:00 <beehhh> do alaska need sperate visa to usa or all under the same department
51:00 <crash> figure it is a scotch thing
51:00 <Ana_Ng> 32C
51:00 <crash> TheRon probably would know more about it
51:00 <beehhh> melbourne gets upto47
51:00 <Ana_Ng> no special visa needed
51:00 <Nikky`> I do like wild turkey
52:00 <beehhh> i saw many ethnical are coming
52:00 <TheRon> scotch and dry is nice
52:00 <TheRon> sometimes you don't want cola
52:00 <beehhh> amazing spot nearer to yukon province
53:00 <Bastardly_One> everytime someone says Alaska
53:00 <Ana_Ng> What was the highest grossing film in 1937?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I get that Move North to Alaska song in my head
53:00 <TheRon> we have a drink?
53:00 <beehhh> i liked the yerlings
53:00 <Ana_Ng> johnny horton
53:00 <beehhh> when i was little
53:00 <beehhh> did u watched it Ana_Ng
53:00 <Ana_Ng> yes
54:00 <beehhh> i watched it many times
54:00 <TheRon> remember banana splits how awesome was that
54:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzzzzzt
54:00 <crash> bananas are ok
54:00 <Bastardly_One> that's him ana
54:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zei2KoHtT1Q
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Johnny Horton - North To Alaska (Feb 8, 2007) 2:52 - Category: Travel and Events - 28,965 views - 118 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
54:00 <crash> at work anyway
54:00 <Ana_Ng> What was the highest grossing film in 1937? Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
54:00 <beehhh> thanks for inviting
54:00 <beehhh> we'll see how now
54:00 <Ana_Ng> What was the highest grossing film in 1939?
55:00 <crash> Ana_Ng no idea ?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I love old films but they're not my forte on knowledge
55:00 <TheRon> chaplin?
55:00 <Ana_Ng> hint: frankly my dear
55:00 <TheRon> gone with the wind
55:00 <Bastardly_One> was that 1939?
55:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno why but I thought that was earlier
55:00 <Ana_Ng> What was the highest-grossing movie in 1965?
55:00 <beehhh> charlie chaplin city day lights
56:00 <Bastardly_One> 65
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd think that'd be a western?
56:00 <Ana_Ng> you'd be wrong
56:00 <Nikky`> national velvet?
57:00 <Ana_Ng> set in Austria
57:00 <TheRon> sound of music?
57:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
57:00 <Bastardly_One> has to be
57:00 <boonga> porkys
57:00 <Ana_Ng> What was the highest-grossing movie in 1975?
57:00 <TheRon> deep throat
57:00 <boonga> titanic
57:00 <boonga> fritz the cat
58:00 <TheRon> thats a no on deep throat?
58:00 <beehhh> yerlings was made in seattle
58:00 <Bastardly_One> around Seattle
58:00 <beehhh> less population means less trouble
58:00 <Ana_Ng> hinnt
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Seattle is seriously one of the best two cities in American in My opinion
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah hint please
59:00 <TheRon> american graffiti
59:00 <boonga> poseidon adventure
59:00 <Ana_Ng> sushi
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Godzilla
59:00 <boonga> jaws
59:00 <Ana_Ng> boonga winz - jaws
00:00 <TheRon> star wars was 77
00:00 <beehhh> Ana_Ng do they have cable tv in alaska
00:00 <Ana_Ng> my drugs are kickin in
00:00 <Bastardly_One> except Godilla was the 60s ... oops
00:00 <Ana_Ng> yes we do
00:00 <Bastardly_One> *Godzilla
00:00 <beehhh> i guess too, since they are launching rockets
00:00 <beehhh> wow must be there
01:00 <beehhh> these are not missiles
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> stop pming me with your bullshit
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> I dont care.
01:00 <Bastardly_One> someone was clearly bored at work 
01:00 <Picard> stop obsessing about me PandasDontDrive u even talk about me when im not here
01:00 <Bastardly_One> for this legendary pic
01:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/10167970_2185564088165497_7913026997202662686_n.jpg
01:00 <Picard> its not healthy
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> get on with your fat, body make-up of cheese and lard
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> and let me the fuck alone dude
01:00 <Picard> where is your kid panda?
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> you flooded the shit out of me last night
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> ignore add.
02:00 <crash> how to make a baby ?
02:00 <Picard> lmfao 
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> <Picard> where is ya kid?
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> <Picard> the kid hates u
02:00 <Picard> its getting ready to explode
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice words from a man that cheats on his wife with prostitutes.
03:00 <Picard> its getting ready to explode
03:00 <Picard> rantttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt 
03:00 <TheRon> did picard breed?
03:00 <Picard> TheRon  i did, whats worse PandasDontDrive did
03:00 <Picard> but the mother has the brains to keep the cunt away from the kid
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
03:00 <TheRon> any south australian breeding is bad enough
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> unfortunately
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
04:00 <Picard> panda is your son ashamed of u?
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> NObody knows where he came from, or how he procreated
04:00 <Picard> or he is too young to know?
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> but he did. In some thouosand years old poem.
04:00 <beehhh> Ana_Ng what are the cons and pros about fairbanks
04:00 <Picard> lol @ PandasDontDrive
05:00 <Nikky`> I has the TMNT movie on 
05:00 <beehhh> you'll be seeing thr same person everyday
05:00 <crash> hehe nice Nikky`
05:00 <Nikky`> I thought so
05:00 <Nikky`> For the kid in me still
06:00 <beehhh> I wanna dies in alaska
06:00 <crash> go april oneil
07:00 <Nikky`> lol
08:00 <beehhh> my mum is in oz at camberra joining the anzac commenmernts
08:00 <TheRon> take me back to you it's been a long time
08:00 <Shadowgate> NIkky said lol it was so funny lol
08:00 <Nikky`> It was Shadowgate.. best lol of my life
08:00 <Nikky`> Mew Mew
08:00 <Picard> Mew
09:00 <Mew> nikster, picster
09:00 <TheRon> boobs??
09:00 <Pain> where is that faggot saemon
09:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive
09:00 <Mew> ew
09:00 <Pain> hey mew
09:00 <Pain> stfu
09:00 <Pain> u annoying tart
09:43 Topic Is: Welcome to #melbourne https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBoLA_BQ4tU || [11:29pm] <Saemon> he was pau pau new gunian
09:43 Set By: (Serenity) on: Tue Apr 22 01:33:24 2014
10:00 <TheRon> mew keeps showing us her boobs
10:00 <Picard> yuk, they are saggy
10:00 <Pain> mesw u slut
10:00 <Pain> mew is a slut
10:00 <Pain> np: [Wolf Alice - Blush EP (2013)]-02 - she.mp3
10:13 <couleurs> new nike football ad is great
11:00 <TheRon> the boobs i've seen are really nice
11:00 <Pain> bash her skull in
11:00 <beehhh> dirty deeds done dirt cheap
11:45 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/3XviR7esUvo
11:46 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nike Football: Winner Stays. ft. Ronaldo, Neymar Jr., Rooney, Ibrahimović, Iniesta and more (Apr 25, 2014) 4:13 - Category: Sports - 6,834,904 views - 76,827 likes (98.7%), 989 dislikes (1.3%)
11:53 <couleurs> ronaldo burn!!!!!!!!!!
12:00 <doctor> Pain are you experiencing pain?
12:00 <TheRon> me and julio down by the schoolyard
12:00 <Pain> nope
12:00 <doctor> Are you sure?
12:00 <Pain> y
12:00 <beehhh> she wasnt lying either
12:00 <doctor> I feel your pain, friend
12:00 <Pain> what pain
12:00 <doctor> Soul pain
12:00 <Pain> dunno what u on about
12:48 <TheRon> does that get the juices flowing?
13:00 <doctor> It's okay, you can come clean
13:00 <Pain> excuse me
13:00 <beehhh> only pain i get when im out of merlot
13:00 <Mew> let it all out
13:00 <Pain> mew
13:00 <Pain> stfu
13:00 <beehhh> bukkake Mew
13:00 <Pain> u wanna die mew?
13:00 <doctor> set yourself free man!
13:00 <Mew> bukkake beehhh
13:02 <couleurs> the free kick bit is gold
13:24 <couleurs> not really, the ad is just very good
13:30 <couleurs> i wonder who made it...
14:00 <beehhh> ooooh please
14:00 <doctor> the only thing you've got to lose is your chains
14:00 <TheRon> your as cold as ice
14:00 <beehhh> i'd love it
14:00 <TheRon> willing to sacrifice our love
14:00 <Pain> np: [Healing Is Difficult (V2)]-13-Drink to Get Drunk (Different Gear mix).mp3
14:00 <Pain> sia
14:00 <Pain> love me some sia
14:39 <TheRon> gyroscope - baby, i'm getting better
15:00 <beehhh> nigga stole my youshi
15:00 <Mew> sia rox
15:00 <doctor> good choice sir
15:00 <Pain> sia furler
15:00 <Mew> yea
15:00 <TheRon> south australian?
15:00 <Pain> yup
15:00 <Pain> she went to school with hill top hoods
15:15 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/gwxdEECNpZY
15:16 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nike Football: Risk Everything. Cristiano Ronaldo, Neymar Jr. and Wayne Rooney (Apr 1, 2014) 1:15 - Category: Sports - 9,263,438 views - 15,783 likes (97%), 496 dislikes (3%)
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15:29 <couleurs> that 1 is better still
15:31 Quit: ooomp ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
15:32 <TheRon> any a-league stars in it?
15:58 <couleurs> nope...
16:00 <Pain> i think
16:00 <TheRon> the hoods suck
16:00 <Pain> nah
16:00 <TheRon> aussie hip hop sucks
16:00 <Pain> ill tell u who does suck
16:00 <Pain> that little faggot cunt all day
16:00 <Pain> and bam bam
16:00 <Pain> all day talks like a little girl
16:00 <Pain> the real aussie hip hop is the herd
16:00 <Pain> and going back to resin dogs days
16:15 <TheRon> it can't be a real ad then
17:00 <Pain> thats the good shit
17:00 <TheRon> the herd did that redgum thimng
17:00 <Pain> i seen em live twice
17:00 <Pain> TZU
17:00 <Pain> is great as well
17:00 <Pain> thundamentals
17:00 <TheRon> i like that rapunzel song
17:00 <Pain> drapht
17:00 <TheRon> yeah
17:00 <Pain> drapht is doing sweet shit with taku
17:39 <couleurs> liverpool vs chelsea tonight
17:50 <couleurs> da big un
17:53 <TheRon> the pool easily?
18:00 <Pain> ta-ku is a fucking awesome producer
18:18 <couleurs> yes hopefully
18:26 <TheRon> the derby is bigger surely
18:57 <couleurs> everton?
19:02 <couleurs> hehe.....
19:04 <TheRon> yes!
19:21 <couleurs> liverpool are #1 and chelsea are #2 atm so it's big ok
19:35 <TheRon> yeah that's pretty big
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19:38 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Maurice
19:45 <couleurs> 5 points seperation
19:47 <TheRon> 10.30 job?
19:59 <TheRon> i got fox
19:59 <couleurs> yeah i think so
20:00 <beehhh> just missed it by an inch
20:00 <Nikky`> wb crash
20:00 <Pain> who likes portishead
20:00 <beehhh> these seven years are now haunting me alot
20:29 <couleurs> c u there
20:29 <TheRon> hoping to drink myself to sleep
21:00 <crash> thanks Nikky`
21:19 <TheRon> does the cheersquad have big knockers?
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22:00 <TheRon> did you spend 7 years in tibet?
22:00 <Pain> i spent six months in a leaky boat
22:00 <Pain> not quite 7 years
22:09 <Lumeah> Nice comphy seat..
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22:34 <TheRon> sinking cans listening to dragon
22:51 <Lumeah> Nice..
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23:00 <BoneCold> PISSS
23:00 <TheRon> barnesy and piss
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24:00 <beehhh> back then we used to have the yellow met ticket and not required for machine entry
24:00 <Shadowgate> beehhh is funny lol
25:00 <beehhh> melbourne airport was only a storey height
25:00 <TheRon> don't encourage him
25:00 <crash> lee kernaghan wanted to go onto 'the voice'
25:00 <crash> but was afraid he was to ugly
25:00 <beehhh> Im a danger to that society
25:00 <TheRon> the chick off leonardo's bride did
25:00 <crash> rather him on those shows than most others
25:00 <Pain> np: [Kelis-Food-CD-FLAC-2014-FORSAKEN]-02-kelis-jerk ribs.flac
25:55 <TheRon> and i just wanna wish you well
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26:30 <Excessive> and I jus wannah wish u hell
26:38 <Excessive> :)
27:00 <TheRon> jimmy barnes - i'm still on your side
27:13 <PietSAbabe> And I just wanna watch you fall
27:17 <TheRon> don't go smelling my farts, i couldn't if i tried
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28:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dOwHzCHfgA
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cutting Crew - (I Just) Died In Your Arms (This video contains content not available in your country.) - - -
28:00 <TheRon> nice
28:30 <TheRon> harley and rose they just lost it for a while
28:44 <Excessive> ye, befo victory cometh failure
29:00 <Nikky`> How did you know it was empty?
29:00 <TheRon> i'm not sure how many drinks it take for nikky` to sleep with you
29:00 <Nikky`> Tho that would be my third..can't rush these things
29:00 <crash> she will sleep with me first anyway TheRon
29:00 <crash> im younger
29:00 <crash> bigger dick etc..
29:00 <TheRon> right
29:29 <Maurice> Were they tumblin down the aisle?
29:35 <TheRon> yes!
29:40 <Maurice> I knew it
29:45 <Maurice> Those half forgotten smiles
30:00 <Nikky`> lol
30:00 <beehhh> i like sweet 16
30:00 <Nikky`> Didn't know it was a dick off
30:00 <Bastardly_One> plus she won't sleep with anyone from Ballarat
30:00 <Bastardly_One> she's lived here the poor dear
30:00 <Bastardly_One> she knows the standard of the place
30:00 <TheRon> i wouldn't either
30:00 <crash> well im not going to challenge TheRon in lawnbowls
30:20 <TheRon> like static on the dial it all comes back in style
31:00 <TheRon> i'd kick your arse
31:00 <beehhh> young strippers
31:00 <beehhh> always welcome
31:00 <TheRon> 10 shots head start i'd still win
31:00 <Nikky`> lol exactly Bastardly_One.. not getting sucked into that place again
31:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking fo bowls
31:00 <crash> TheRon no doubt lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> they're ripping up that part of Peel St
32:00 <Bastardly_One> for NBN
32:00 <TheRon> nice
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I won't get excited though ... I doubt my isp would have modems that can handle it
32:00 <Bastardly_One> cheap arse fucks
32:00 <Pain> you are clueless u fucking idiot
32:00 <TheRon> well we're living here in allentown
32:56 <TheRon> keep your hands off my girl
33:00 <beehhh> irc is hurting my eyes
33:00 <Pain> nbn co install the fucking modem shit for brains
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that song is pretty much Ballarat these days TheRon
33:00 <TheRon> yep!
33:00 <Pain> then u run a router off it
33:00 <beehhh> there must a word for quick eject ban
33:00 <beehhh> is this a real cockpit
33:00 <Nikky`> brb
33:00 <Bastardly_One> dickwad, I know what I am told by a friend that is having issues with her iinet nbn in the same city
33:09 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM
33:11 <BlackDevil> Youtube: AC/DC - Thunderstruck (Nov 7, 2012) 4:53 - Category: Music - 28,313,624 views - 119,375 likes (96.6%), 4,225 dislikes (3.4%)
33:33 <TheRon> i prefer jailbreak
34:00 <Bastardly_One> her router is what is causing her half nbn speeds
34:00 <Pain> well yes i have a friend who had issues
34:00 <Pain> but he got a new router
34:00 <Pain> and it fixed it
34:00 <Bastardly_One> most places don't have them
34:00 <Bastardly_One> or provide them
34:00 <Pain> had nothing to do with the modem nbn provided
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you have to get your own
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah granted
34:00 <Bastardly_One> router I should of said
34:00 <TheRon> are we getting fibre to the node or the real one?
34:00 <Pain> hes getting like 90mbps
34:47 <Doodle> *bait
34:57 <Lumeah> lol :P
35:00 <Pain> im getting that soon too
35:00 <Bastardly_One> looks lie it might be real
35:00 <Pain> 100mbps
35:00 <TheRon> nice
35:00 <Bastardly_One> with the shit they're sticking in 
35:00 <Pain> u wont ever get that 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but the irony is 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> half a block away have had NBN for like months
35:00 <Pain> yeah
35:00 <Pain> they didnt think this through very well
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean literally half a block to the left of my place
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Pain
35:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon and I live in a city
35:07 <Doodle> @mp3 Thin Lizzy - Jailbreak.mp3 (7.83MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 8:32)
35:51 <TheRon> never gonna fall for modern love.....
36:00 <Pain> some areas of australia now that receive adsl services wont receive nbn fibre
36:00 <Bastardly_One> where heaps and heaps of residents
36:00 <Pain> it will be bullshit wireless
36:00 <Pain> fucking unrealiable shit
36:00 <Bastardly_One> are going mental about nmb instalations
36:00 <Bastardly_One> nbn too
36:00 <Pain> yeah
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but each time they go to do a new area
36:00 <Pain> i think it will be a complete flop
36:00 <Bastardly_One> more complaints
36:00 <Pain> you wait the government will pass the buck
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37:00 <Pain> when it comes through all the complaints
37:00 <Pain> it will be like its the isps fault
37:00 <Pain> not nbn co
37:00 <TheRon> it's all labors fault
37:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, the two people I know of in this city and an outlying area say it's pretty much worth it 
37:00 <Pain> i wish all politicians would just fuck off and die
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but they're big downloaders
37:00 <Bastardly_One> the average person I don't think gives a fuck 
37:00 <Pain> adsl 2 
37:00 <Pain> would do me fine
37:00 <Pain> issue is once nbn is in they switch off the copper
37:00 <Pain> like 18mnths from install date
37:54 Nick: Serenity is now known as sezzmobile
38:00 <Pain> sooner if the area has had it for a while
38:00 <Bastardly_One> put it this way
38:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not my contract but if I had the choice
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I would not be with the ISP I'm with 
38:00 <TheRon> dodo?
38:00 <Pain> some people like my grandparents who dont use the net much are gonna be forced to go nbn to keep their phone
38:00 <Pain> dodo is fantastic
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yah, that shit TheRon
38:00 <Pain> and im not been sarcastic when i say that
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you fucking should be 
38:00 <Pain> unlimited adsl2 for 40 dollats mnth
38:00 <TheRon> neighbourhood cable?
38:14 <TheRon> carlton looking good
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39:00 <Pain> thats all i pay
39:00 <Bastardly_One> 60 for net and phone here
39:00 <Pain> dodo cust service FUCKING BLOWS
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and the cunt won't change ISPs
39:00 <Bastardly_One> no fucking shit 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> ought to see the extremes we had to go to get a new IP
39:00 <Pain> curry munchers
39:00 <Pain> lol
39:00 <TheRon> those adds have fuckable chicks in it and get the gullible geek
39:00 <Bastardly_One> worse customer service in Australia
39:00 <Pain> yeah
39:24 <JimmyJack> die PietSAbogan
39:32 <JimmyJack> diseased bullshitter
39:58 <JimmyJack> limpdick loser
39:59 <TheRon> lump sat alone in a boggy marsh
40:00 <Pain> dodo dodo the internet that fails
40:00 <Pain> lulz
40:00 <Pain> np: [Diplo Express Yourself COOPR PROMO CDEP FLAC 2012 MANDY]-01-diplo-express yourself (feat. nicky da b).flac
40:00 <TheRon> the strokes - last night
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I hope for your sake no-one whois's you
40:00 <Pain> holy jesus flac is amazing
40:01 <PietSAbabe> I love you too
40:14 <JimmyJack> shitstain on the buttcrack of society
40:24 <PietSAbabe> You seem angry
40:24 <JimmyJack> human cigarette
40:31 <PietSAbabe> Shall I organise a psychologist for you ?
40:42 <TheRon> just get the man a beer
40:43 <JimmyJack> just OD already
40:53 <TheRon> all problems can be sorted over a beer
40:57 <PietSAbabe> Wahwahwah im done
41:00 <Pain> why bastardly
41:00 <Bastardly_One> because you're ident is pretty fucking offensive
41:00 <Pain> lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> *your
41:00 <Pain> lmfao
41:00 <Pain> pretty cool huh
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, rape is hilarious
41:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking idiot
41:00 <Pain> i got a 3tb drive from jb hi fi
41:00 <Pain> 138
41:00 <Pain> yeserday
41:00 <Bastardly_One> what brand?
41:00 <Pain> western digital
41:00 <TheRon> naughty naughty
41:19 <Excessive> lol, like JimmyJack can talk abt bein a loser
41:44 <TheRon> is this lump out of head, i think so\
41:58 Quit: JimmyJack ([email protected]) Quit: Ciao
42:00 <Pain> needed it
42:00 <Pain> downloading xbox 360 games now
42:04 Join: stompin ([email protected]) to #melbourne
42:04 <Excessive> lawl
42:08 <stompin> niggers
42:12 <stompin> whos going to be cook me sum food
42:30 <TheRon> some fucking eggs?
42:46 <PietSAbabe> Cant believe i spent $170 on a freekin bike helmet
42:52 <stompin> yes eggs
42:57 <Lumeah> well i hope its a good one
43:00 <stompin> get over it PietSAbabe
43:08 <TheRon> salami and cheese?
43:10 <stompin> i spent $800 on a full face helmet.
43:13 <PietSAbabe> The last one i was in an accident with cracked
43:30 <PietSAbabe> stompin: THATS A SKI MASK , ROBBERIES AINT COOL !
43:36 <Excessive> salamin n cheers
43:41 <Excessive> -n
44:00 <TheRon> daughtry - it's not over
44:06 <TheRon> a friend in need is a friend indeed but a friend with weed is better
44:13 <PietSAbabe> oooo speed racer is on
44:18 <Lumeah> sounds link more than one accident :P
44:20 <PietSAbabe> HES THE DEMON ON WHEELS
44:21 <TheRon> dear god
44:29 <PietSAbabe> yes TheRon ?
44:38 <Lumeah> go speed racer!
44:41 <TheRon> not you, i wanted god
45:00 <Lumeah> ,,,, noo don't tell him he's god , he alredy thinks that! :P
45:00 <TheRon> fuack me, lions by 26
45:52 <TheRon> i can't get to sleep, i think about the implications
45:56 <Lumeah> don't tell me ya don't think ya God of Piety land!
46:04 <Lumeah> :P
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47:00 <TheRon> 32 points
47:27 <stompin> do a skidddddddddd
47:41 <PietSAbabe> Naa, im just god
47:43 <PietSAbabe> :)
47:48 * PietSAbabe zaps you
47:51 <PietSAbabe> See!
47:51 <Lumeah> lol
47:57 <Lumeah> still here!!!
48:00 <crash> Nikky` do you like being on top ?
48:00 <crash> sex wise ?
48:00 <Nikky`> Rather random question
48:00 <TheRon> thank god you cleared that up
48:24 <Lumeah> i waanna go out, meany friends have kids and family to look after. hmmph!
48:29 <Lumeah> girls dun go alone.
48:31 <Lumeah> :(
48:40 <Lumeah> stupid stupid stupid.
48:44 <TheRon> girls don't go a lot of places
48:50 <Lumeah> ok , im done ranting
49:00 <crash> just conversation :P
49:00 <FredFlinstone> go lions
49:00 <Nikky`> I see
49:00 <TheRon> i just like any woman to take an interest
49:00 <Nikky`> Well, I think everyone should share the top
49:00 <crash> you have to know what you're doing when on top
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49:41 <Lumeah> Still here MR Piety pants :P
50:00 <Nikky`> This is true
50:00 <crash> that's the conclusion i have come to
50:00 <Nikky`> So you never do all the work. crash? :P
50:00 <TheRon> thats woman's work
50:00 <crash> no i am to rough lol
50:00 <crash> all i hear is - 'be gentle'
50:32 <TheRon> i heard about a person who had a broken heart with nothing to drive them on........
51:00 <crash> not so much anymore
51:00 <Nikky`> lol
51:24 <TheRon> always remembering there ain't no second prize
51:30 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2bGp86GJGI
51:31 <BlackDevil> Youtube: American Burnouts Versus Australian Burnouts PART 3 (Oct 17, 2012) 3:14 - Category: Autos and Vehicles - 1,019,540 views - 2,068 likes (87.3%), 301 dislikes (12.7%)
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51:46 <TheRon> my god there's a part 3?
52:00 <TheRon> all here is  "who are you?!"
52:00 <crash> coherent much TheRon ?
52:00 <TheRon> nope
52:23 <Excessive> chuck a skid!
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52:51 <Picard> hello
53:06 <TheRon> been breeding picard?
53:11 <Picard> no.
53:17 <TheRon> thank christ
53:18 <Picard> ive retired from the breeding barn
53:25 <Picard> two is enough
53:31 <Lumeah> it's his ghost typeing
53:37 <TheRon> yeah i'd say
54:00 <TheRon> i think i need another
54:00 <Nikky`> Who needs that on a Fri night
54:00 <crash> anyway Nikky` i do all the work
54:00 <crash> i suck the tits etc..
54:01 <Picard> there could be another one out there, pending a dna test
54:08 <TheRon> damn
54:18 <Lumeah> eeeeek
54:32 <Picard> lol
54:39 <TheRon> the 'it wasn't me i swear" defence didn't work?
54:42 <Picard> that happened to a mate, after 18 years
54:54 <TheRon> yeah just wrong
54:55 <Picard> he thought it was a prank from his work mates
55:00 <crash> is that what you meant ?
55:00 <Nikky`> Ok, I don't/didn't need to know it all
55:00 <Nikky`> No, I was implying you don't know what you're doing
55:00 <Nikky`> But that clearly went *woosh*
55:00 <crash> i don't
55:00 <crash> but i try and thats what counts
55:00 <TheRon> women like mystery
55:00 <crash> very late bloomer :P
55:12 <Picard> six months later the dna revealed he had a daughter
56:00 <Bastardly_One> *looks in, kind of scrolls and chuckles*
56:00 <Bastardly_One> oh dear
56:00 <crash> Nikky` 3 some ?
56:12 <TheRon> at least you can take your daughter out for a beer
56:25 <Picard> lol
56:34 Nick: NikAway is now known as Nikky`
56:54 <TheRon> nikky` thats the power of love
57:00 <TheRon> 2 chicks
57:00 <Nikky`> Sure, wondering when you were going to ask
57:00 <TheRon> not 2 guys
57:00 <Nikky`> my dream come true
57:00 <crash> hehe :P
57:00 <crash> im not ready for the savage beating yet Nikky` :P
57:01 <Nikky`> It is TheRon.. it is
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57:21 <Picard> Nikky` hello darling
57:29 <Nikky`> Hey Picard :o)
58:00 <Nikky`> lol 
58:06 <TheRon> walking around on broken leg, i can't get you out of head
58:10 <Picard> http://wwos.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=8835573 lol
58:22 <Picard> $8 an hour is minimun wage in the usa
58:56 <TheRon> worth watching melb v sydney tonight?
59:00 <Nikky`> It needs a clean
59:00 <Nikky`> every week
59:00 <TheRon> he's come to clean da pool
59:01 <Picard> nuh
59:05 <Picard> be a slaughter
59:19 <TheRon> see buddy go off
59:48 <Picard> lol
00:00 <crash> Nikky` i will teach you to be clean
00:00 <crash> and orderly
00:00 <TheRon> is that code?
00:00 <crash> code for Nikky` is a grot
00:51 <TheRon> west coast is running away with irt
01:00 <Nikky`> Its a black car.. of course it needs it every week
01:00 <Nikky`> inside is spotless
01:00 <Bastardly_One> click this
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and thank me later
01:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7cCJqya7wc
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Amazing Horse HD (Oct 24, 2009) 3:18 - Category: Film and Animation - 171,072 views - 1,197 likes (95.4%), 58 dislikes (4.6%)
01:00 <crash> Nikky` you been dating ?
01:03 <TheRon> i tipped carlton
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01:44 <Picard> yeah carlton are no fucking good
01:57 <TheRon> neither were west coast
02:00 <TheRon> i watched the movie war horse thinking it was an amzing horse
02:00 <Nikky`> And ruin the fun with myself? are you nuts
02:00 <TheRon> nikky` you play 2048?
02:00 <crash> lol
02:00 <Nikky`> No idea what that is
02:00 <TheRon> get the app it's addictive
02:17 <Picard> noper
02:24 <Picard> who do u follow?
02:41 <TheRon> cats
03:08 <Nikky`> WooHoo Cats
03:22 <TheRon> sunday arvo
03:32 <TheRon> got a viewing nikky`
03:48 <Picard> ok
03:51 <Nikky`> I might view
04:00 <crash> hey xm
04:00 <Nikky`> hmm i'll look see later
04:00 <Nikky`> Hey xm
04:00 <xm> ey crash, Nikky` 
04:00 <beehhh> i shouldnt got too cosy 
04:04 <TheRon> 1vs 2'
05:00 <beehhh> hard to sacrifice one lucky country
05:00 <TheRon> what am i fucking invisable
05:00 <Pieter> ho ho ho
05:00 <crash> hey Pieter and ooomp
05:00 <Pieter> meeerrry pieter !
06:00 <crash> how are thee this evening
06:00 <ooomp> Hello crash
06:00 <Nikky`> ooomp :o)
06:00 <TheRon> if you tolerate this then your children will be next
06:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
06:19 <PietSAbabe> Id kill to own a car like speed racers
06:23 <PietSAbabe> Yes
06:24 <PietSAbabe> KILL
06:32 <TheRon> WTF'
06:33 <couleurs> me 2
07:00 <ooomp> Nikky`
07:00 <ooomp> How are you dear
07:00 <Nikky`> I am wonderful, you my lovely one?
07:00 <ooomp> Not too shabby
07:00 <TheRon> any chance of some jelly wrestling?
07:00 <Pieter> ky jelly
08:00 <Pieter> its more slippery
08:00 <TheRon> if one never asks, one never gets
08:00 <Nikky`> lol TheRon.. trust you *shakes head*
08:00 <Rak> jelly wrestling?
08:00 <Pieter> i said no to the first female ever tonight
09:00 <Pieter> and then fuck off
09:00 <Nikky`> Now Rak perks up
09:00 <Pieter> <--- was very patient n nice:)
09:00 <beehhh> i just wanked
09:00 <ooomp> Rak always has a habit of chiming in when most appropriate
09:00 <Rak> it set off my "jelly wrestling" highlight :D
09:00 <Pieter> im sure the bank would pay you to flush it beehhh
09:00 <crash> Pieter less dribble please
09:00 <Pieter> we dont want no beehhh children !
09:00 <Nikky`> hehe Rak
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10:00 <beehhh> me too
10:00 <Pieter> crash: dont you have a wall to play with or somethin ?
10:00 <beehhh> i'll be the same in another 70years
10:00 <crash> actually keep talking to beehhh
10:00 <Pieter> anyway gotta go get dinner
10:00 <Pieter> back later
10:09 <Picard> yourself??
10:28 <TheRon> if only PietSAbabe would
11:00 <beehhh> hang on, im still on my last glass not finished yet
11:00 <crash> don't leave your mate beehhh Pieter !!!
11:00 <beehhh> yeah cunt stay back
11:00 <TheRon> whoa oh oh he's a working class man
11:00 <beehhh> brb changing nappy
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12:00 <crash> beehhh just pm Pieter for a good time
12:00 <crash> he cares for you
12:00 <beehhh> only pub i remember from melbourne is the cherrywilliams
12:21 <PietSAbabe> Dont bitch up TheRon
12:28 <PietSAbabe> DONT BITCH UP!!!
14:17 <TheRon> i can't live with or without you
15:00 <crash> night Nikky`, talk soon
15:00 <Nikky`> Night crash
16:44 <Lumeah> lol
16:52 * Picard slaps PandasDontDrive around a bit with a large trout
16:59 <Picard> woman basher cunt
17:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GmxXgmjHWw
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wounded Anzac soldiers pose on their way back to New Zealand during World War I. HD Stock Footage (Mar 7, 2014) 0:32 - Category: News and Politics - 53 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
18:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzHuhwen35E
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ANZAC | Battle Of The Beach Heads (Apr 27, 2012) 25:25 - Category: Education - 3,662 views - 6 likes (85.7%), 1 dislikes (14.3%)
18:18 <BoneCold> PandasDontDrive had some logs exposed of him saying he is going to rape a baby
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20:00 <rewar> who slept in today?I know i did
21:00 <beehhh> i need more gran sud merlot 3lt
21:00 <beehhh> it should come in 5lt
21:00 <Nikky`> Tho I was awake 6:30 for hr or so
23:00 <rewar> pretty sure i was jackin it around 2 so thats like my own dawn service amirite?
23:00 <beehhh> wines dont come cheap you know in hate university
23:00 <Shadowgate> beehhh kills people of laughter
23:00 <Nikky`> Of course
23:00 <beehhh> bck then i was on 800 a week was some donkey years ago
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24:00 <xm> did the one minute of silence last longer rewar ?
24:00 <beehhh> finish the job get me out of this misery
24:00 <xm> get out of my arse! get out of my life!
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25:00 <xm> -- beehhh
25:00 <rewar> lol yes even though im a expert in performing the dawn service
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26:06 Part: IamFemale ([email protected]) from #melbourne
26:20 <Excessive> IamMale
26:28 <Excessive> oh
26:29 <Lumeah> lol
26:47 <Lumeah> and a geek by the looks of it
26:59 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcolgu8uVug&feature=youtu.be
27:01 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Excessive - IOLDK Unofficial CD (Apr 26, 2014) 01:16:42 - Category: Entertainment - 4 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
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29:49 <PietSAbabe> Im gonna go call bupa and ask for em to help me find a healthier me
30:00 <PietSAbabe> Ill give em a challenge
30:11 <PietSAbabe> If they can find one then ill replace him with me
30:18 <PietSAbabe> Cos theres a healthier me
30:27 <PietSAbabe> Says bupa
32:17 <Excessive> uuuuuuuuuuuuunskinny bop
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36:57 <Lumeah> if thay want ya PietSAbabe lol..
37:05 <Nikky`> Hey crash
37:11 <crash> hey Nikky`, how are you ?
37:23 <Nikky`> I'm excellent, you?
37:36 <crash> yeah not to shabby
37:43 <Nikky`> cool cool
38:12 <crash> bit bored though ;)
38:26 <Nikky`> How can you be bored
38:49 <crash> i should be drunk its saturday night
39:01 <Nikky`> you should be
39:07 <Nikky`> but blew ya budget on Fri eh
39:17 <crash> haha pretty close to the truth
39:20 * Lumeah poors you a drink
39:54 <crash> no thanks Lumeah - donate it to Nikky` :P
40:11 <Nikky`> I know crash.. I know all *taps nose*
40:15 <Nikky`> Nah I don't need a drink
40:35 <crash> gym it today ?
41:36 <Nikky`> Yes, yes I did
41:45 <BoneCold> PandasDontDrive had some logs exposed of him saying he is going to rape a baby
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43:31 <Nikky`> baby octopus
44:17 <Excessive> they're pretteh lush
44:33 <Picard> BoneCold he is a sick man
45:06 <Picard> i need icecream
46:00 <Fez> Hi
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47:00 <norti> hi Fez
51:01 <FOBZTA> anyone subscirbe to nrl live
51:13 Quit: stompin ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
54:20 <Picard> no
55:00 <Excessive> ugh ........... I got up with a slight hangover
55:00 <Excessive> so I munched out on some pickles
56:00 <Excessive> hangover gone
56:00 <Kynetic> what sort of pickles?
56:47 <Fez> Maybe
57:00 <Excessive> http://www2.woolworthsonline.com.au/shop/ProductDetails?Stockcode=90630&name=eskal-cucumbers-dill
57:12 <FOBZTA> yours working?
58:50 <Fez> I dont have it
59:00 <Excessive> now I'm cookin hungarian bean soup with smoked hock
59:01 * FOBZTA slaps Fez around a bit with a large trout
59:13 <Fez> But mates do and it hardly ever works
00:08 <FOBZTA> k
05:50 Nick: Excessive is now known as [-1st-]
08:00 <Excessive> lo Mel \o.
09:00 <Kelevra> Hey, what's going on?
09:00 <Excessive> cookin here, n over ur way?
10:00 <Kelevra> Yeah, I'm doing pretty well thanks for asking 
10:00 <Excessive> mved in yet?
10:00 <Excessive> +o
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11:00 <Excessive> got ur leccy sorted?
11:00 <Kelevra> Hell to the yes. Its a fkn nice place. Just pissed the rent is alot
12:00 <Excessive> ye, private rent is a fckn killer these days
12:00 <Kelevra> Fkn 325
12:00 <Nikky`> That is a lot
12:00 <Kelevra> A week 
13:00 <Nikky`> Mine is $280 for my 2 bedroom unit
13:00 <Kelevra> It is and we're on nepean Nikky` 
13:00 <Nikky`> in Frankston or?
13:00 <Kelevra> Yeah I'm in a two bedroom
13:00 <Kelevra> Yeah
13:00 <Kelevra> Just near bp
13:00 <couleurs> u bloodey rippa
13:09 <PietSAbabe> Iiiive had the fuck of my life
13:14 <PietSAbabe> And Inever came like this before
13:17 <PietSAbabe> I swear
13:20 <PietSAbabe> Its the truth
13:27 <PietSAbabe> Cos its all over youuu
14:00 <Kelevra> couleurs: my bf speaks highly of you
14:00 <Nikky`> aaaah
14:00 <Kelevra> He says you're witty.
14:00 <Excessive> I remember when I first came to this country in 89 ........ u could live on the dole n pay 140/wk fo a 2 bedder
14:00 <couleurs> :o
14:48 <couleurs> Shut Up, Pieter
14:58 <PietSAbabe> No
15:00 <Kelevra> Yeah mum paid 117 for a 3 bedder
15:00 <Kelevra> Bloody nice house 
15:00 <Excessive> ye but that was housing?
15:00 <Picard> Kelevra
15:00 <Kelevra> Yeah 
15:00 <Picard> may i pm u for some info
15:03 <PietSAbabe> You shut up, couleurs
15:24 <PietSAbabe> How are ya ?
16:00 <Kelevra> Hey Andy. How's it going? Yeah sure
16:00 <Picard> its going good
16:34 <PietSAbabe> I wonder how speed racer is in 3d
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16:44 <PietSAbabe> I reckon it would make an awesome 3d movie
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17:00 <Shadowgate> Picard be funny lol
17:17 <PietSAbabe> Hide your cocks
17:20 <PietSAbabe> Ooomp is here
17:26 <Fez> Go speed go
17:38 <couleurs> it would make for an awesome movie in 0d
17:39 <PietSAbabe> Hes the demon on wheels
17:43 <ooomp> No one ever wants to see your penis Pieter
17:48 <Doodle> ^^
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18:00 <Shadowgate> funny silence as i verify funny happenings in room lol
18:05 <PietSAbabe> Tell that to the women whove seen it
18:07 <ooomp> Doodles :)
18:09 <PietSAbabe> :P
18:12 <Doodle> theyre all in therapy
18:16 <ooomp> They weren't women either
18:17 <Doodle> hai ooomp :)
18:19 <Doodle> loool
18:33 <PietSAbabe> So that wasnt a 7"clit im rubbing?:(
18:44 <Nikky`> Where is my hai Doodle? rude cunt
18:49 <ooomp> It wasn't just rubbing you were doing
19:00 <Doodle> haiiiiiii Nikkypoos :P
19:00 <Kelevra> Stfu
19:12 <Doodle> also are yu offering rude cunt or calling me one
19:13 <Doodle> *you
19:23 <BoneCold> Nikky`!!!!
19:25 <BoneCold> haiiiiii
19:35 <BoneCold> :)
19:38 <Nikky`> Hi Doodledooooooooooooo
19:58 <Nikky`> well either or Doodle..whatever comes up first
20:00 <Kelevra> Such a wanker
20:00 <Kelevra> I pray you're a bot.
20:04 <Doodle> re00wwww
20:58 <Nikky`> lol
22:27 <Doodle> well that killed it
22:55 <Nikky`> yeah, thanks
22:57 <ooomp> It did
23:09 <ooomp> Doodle, its cold.
23:17 <Doodle> fuck oath
23:19 <Doodle> its 8 here atm
23:23 <Nikky`> Not under the covers its not
23:34 <ooomp> Have you got the fire going
23:36 <Doodle> :o
23:40 <Doodle> i dont have a fire
23:45 <Doodle> but i have my heater going
23:53 <ooomp> Well that's a pity
24:00 * ooomp looks at her fireplace
24:57 <Doodle> fireplace = effort
25:00 <Picard> Shadowgate die in a fire
25:03 <ooomp> Well I lie
25:19 <ooomp> Its one of those gas heater fake fireplace things
25:26 <Nikky`> lol
25:27 <ooomp> Still somewhat awesome
25:44 <Doodle> lol
25:56 <ooomp> Also still has a reasonable glow for sensual activity
26:01 <Doodle> re000www
26:08 * ooomp winks at Nikky`
26:10 <Doodle> see theres another reason i dont need a fire
26:11 * [-1st-] rubs up against ooomp ........ cause friction causes warmth
26:20 <Doodle> no sensual activity going on roun dhere
26:21 * Nikky` snuggles ooomp
26:42 <ooomp> Doodle, you may as well lock it up in a cage
26:53 <ooomp> I'll keep the key for you
26:53 <Nikky`> Well if you consider wanking in front of it,, then you can Doodle
26:54 * Doodle nods
26:59 <Doodle> looool
27:02 <ooomp> Lol
27:05 <Doodle> not the same Nikky`
27:08 <Nikky`> lol
27:14 <Nikky`> I try and help
27:25 <ooomp> Doodle would wank while watching porn just for the sound effect
27:32 <ooomp> In surround sound
27:36 <Nikky`> ooh god
27:45 <ooomp> Do they make porn with surround sound?
27:49 <Doodle> yes
27:52 <Doodle> i mean probably
27:54 <Doodle> iunno
27:55 <Doodle> ..
27:56 <ooomp> Haha
28:29 Nick: [-1st-] is now known as Excessive
28:36 <Nikky`> haha
28:51 * ooomp snuggles with her blanket
29:00 <Zade> hello Picard
29:32 <ooomp> So I'm contemplating tomorrow's lunch options
29:43 <Excessive> "that thing stick liek shit to the blanket"
29:48 <ooomp> It's a struggle
29:48 <Excessive> +s
30:00 <Bass`Babe85> That Picard is a good show hey
30:00 <Zade> this is true 
30:35 <Doodle> ooomp can you contemplate it while you stick the kettle on
30:37 <Doodle> thx luvr
31:00 <Picard> id light the fire
31:04 <Doodle> also brb sticking the kettle on
31:07 <ooomp> Sure. But that boiled water is going to be poured straight onto your lap
31:16 <Doodle> lol yeah i'll do it myself
31:18 <Nikky`> ouch
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31:37 <ooomp> Good choice
31:40 <ooomp> :)
31:55 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRP
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32:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
32:48 <Excessive> this fckn .......... wat is eet ......... Nelson County bourbon maketh meh sleepy
33:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIef2e5KRCE
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Override - White Lights (feat. Kate Schroder) (Apr 4, 2012) 0 - Category: Entertainment - 121,239 views - 1,669 likes (98.6%), 23 dislikes (1.4%)
33:22 <ooomp> Feel free to pass out at any moment
33:40 <Excessive> cum n lullaby meh
33:51 <ooomp> Pass
34:00 <Bellatrix> mmm well this is dull
34:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
35:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
35:00 <Zade> whats happening?
35:00 <Nikky`> Not a lot, you?
35:00 <Zade> yeah not much 
35:00 <Zade> hols drawing to a close 
35:00 <Nikky`> bummer :/
35:00 <Nikky`> Hey Liinda :o)
36:00 <Zade> i am going overseas jul/aug so not long to wait for more hols 
36:00 <Nikky`> How long for?
36:00 <Zade> few weeks 
37:00 <Zade> prob 3
37:00 <Excessive> ciao bella, come stai?
37:00 <Liinda> hai Nikky` 
37:00 <Nikky`> Coolies
37:00 <Liinda> ciao Excessive, bene grazie e tu?
37:00 <Liinda> hai couleurs =)
37:00 <Bass`Babe85> Beuno
37:00 <Excessive> tutto bene grazie
37:00 <couleurs> hi Liinda !
37:02 <TwEEk> evening all
37:25 <rewar> evening
37:39 <Doodle> brrrr
37:46 <TwEEk> hihi rewar
38:00 <Liinda> mm buenos are yum
38:18 <Excessive> lawl ............ I'm here wif no top on n u carnts r tremblin
38:47 <TwEEk> Excessive: I have doubel bricks and doubel glazed windows, along with R5 insulation, my house is freakin amazing!
39:18 <Excessive> I was talkin abt them down south there TwEEk
39:27 <PietSAbabe> Go speed racer go speed racer go speed racer gooooooooooo
39:33 <PietSAbabe> Ooo transformers is on
39:43 <TwEEk> ooooo
39:46 * TwEEk puts on tv
39:50 <Doodle> spoken like a true speed racer
39:58 <TwEEk> ET is also on!
40:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/FWwMRnF
40:10 <couleurs> trust Pieter 2 have the worst taste in movies...
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41:26 <TwEEk> whats wrong with transformers? its robots fighting
41:27 <TwEEk> orsm :p
41:40 <TwEEk> yues the story line is shit and different from the origional, but its still entertaining
41:41 <Snoopys_Gunship> transformers are go
41:44 <Doodle> shia lebouf
41:47 <Excessive> "yew fight fo the weak"
42:00 <couleurs> every thing
42:00 <couleurs> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
42:00 <Liinda> omfg couleurs
42:25 <ooomp> TwEEk!
42:27 <TwEEk> shia lebouf was alright in 1, irritating in second, in the third I wanted to rip his head off
42:30 <TwEEk> ooomp!
42:43 <PietSAbabe> Shut up couleurs
42:44 <Doodle> he was irritating in all of them
42:48 <PietSAbabe> I love movies for the effects
42:52 <Snoopys_Gunship> now megan fox on the other hand yummy :D
43:00 <couleurs> i no Liinda... i no
43:00 <couleurs> i bags da chocolate 1
43:00 <xm> the chocolate one thanks
43:00 <couleurs> 2 L8
43:00 <Liinda> now, we an all get our own ones
43:00 <xm> im havin my period
43:02 <PietSAbabe> When ya got a setup like mine, story line doesnt mean shit :P
43:08 <TwEEk> megan fox made the movie :p how dare they remove her from the third :(
43:23 <Snoopys_Gunship> i reckon fucking hell
43:36 <Excessive> shas ur setup then PietSAbabe
44:00 <xm> i have prioritees
44:00 <couleurs> you're not even a real girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
45:00 <Liinda> xm is a woman not a girl
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46:00 <Nikky`> I want the strawberry one
46:00 <Nikky`> seems I have no one to fight for that one
47:00 <xm> i'll take it, then tell couleurs to give me the chocolate one and that if he did give me it ... he'd have the strawberry one to bait Nikky` for a date
47:00 <xm> wolf, cabbage, goat
47:00 <Nikky`> errr
47:00 <Julia> lol
48:00 <Liinda> lol
48:00 <Liinda> you thought that out way too much xm :P
48:00 <couleurs> cheeky
48:00 <xm> you know i had scientists hook my brain up to a machine once
48:00 <xm> and when they said the word "Nikky`" my entire brain lit up
48:00 <xm> it's all i think about
48:00 <Nikky`> lol
48:08 <couleurs> shads ur setup then PietSAbabe
48:33 <xm> PietSAbabe's favourite movie is Tron. he's fascinated at how they painted heaps of 'glow stick juice' on the helmets and uniform
48:39 <xm> special effects 9.5/10
48:45 <Googie85> shaz ur setup then PietSAbabe
49:00 <xm> frontal, temporal, parietal etc etc
49:00 <Liinda> are u a lesbian trapped in a male body xm?
49:00 <xm> occipital
49:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJkxTHsDaCU
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Google Now Upper Decker (Apr 24, 2014) 0:21 - Category: People and Blogs - 4,268 views - 49 likes (92.5%), 4 dislikes (7.5%)
49:00 <Bellatrix> Or just a straight male Liinda?
49:00 <xm> im a polyamorous transgender lesbian trapped in a cisgender male body
49:10 <couleurs> Trrrooonnnnnnnnnn
49:43 <xm> PietSAbabe will just need to photoshop out the nurse pushing the trolley full of medication in the background
49:52 <xm> and rescale the little 68cm TV
50:00 <Bellatrix> wow, that was way too much thought :P
50:00 <Rak> i'm an aquarius
50:00 <Nikky`> Same Rak
50:00 <Rak> :D
50:16 <Doodle> lol
50:18 <Excessive> I don't care abt his TV .......... I'm intersted in audio power
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51:00 <couleurs> !pisces
51:00 <Rak> we can bear the water together
51:00 <Liinda> hahaha
51:00 <Nikky`> We can
51:02 <couleurs> hahaha
52:54 <Excessive> I'll turn off half of my power amps and I'll prolly still suck out the cones from ur speakers PietSAbabe
53:13 <couleurs> who the heck still watches tv anyways...
53:18 <couleurs> Crasy People.
53:32 <ooomp> Nothing wrong with it
53:38 <FOBZTA> sports man
53:40 <Doodle> i watch it for the articles
54:00 <ooomp> I watch it for the spy cameras in Doodle's house
54:00 <Rak> help i'm being waterboarded!
54:00 <Nikky`> Shit happens
54:00 <Excessive> that boy needs therapy
54:00 <Rak> you're the worst aquarius ever
54:00 <Nikky`> I am not
54:00 <Excessive> u're a nut
54:00 <Nikky`> Lies
54:00 <Excessive> u're crazy in the coconut
54:00 <Rak> i bet if you read your horoscope tomorrow it will just say "Aquarius Nikky - You're the worst."
54:05 <BoneCold> Doodle
54:06 <ooomp> I mean, the news
54:07 <Doodle> :o
54:13 <Doodle> BoneGay
54:25 <xm> Sick of the tinny sound from your laptop speakers? Unleash the full potential of your home theatre system with LogiTech speakers -- Think outside the box. Put shitty speakers inside them. <--- <Pieter> Yahhhh
54:28 <BoneCold> Doodle, how's it going loser?
54:44 <Doodle> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool@ BoneCold
54:59 <PietSAbabe> Xm: would you like my dick through your mouth nose or ear ?
55:00 <Nikky`> It won't - it will say.. he deserved it
55:00 <Julia> lol
55:00 <Rak> hahaha
55:00 <Julia> want more water nikky?
55:00 <Rak> i often do
55:00 <Nikky`> I KNOW
55:00 <Nikky`> No its ok.. I can drown him with glass of water
55:00 <Nikky`> I have ways
55:07 <PietSAbabe> Maybe pop your eye out and fuck your eye socket ?
55:08 <PietSAbabe> :)
55:32 <Excessive> I said "sow me ur fckn setup!"
55:42 <Excessive> +h
55:50 <BoneCold> Doodle, how's it going loser?
56:00 <Rak> waterways
56:00 <Nikky`> Yeah *taps nose*
56:17 <xm> Pieter, i'd like your dick through my shredder
56:30 <Doodle> crikey
56:36 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
56:51 <PietSAbabe> So you want a pieter cock frappe ?
56:53 <xm> Pieter started it!!!!!!!!'
57:10 Quit: crash ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
57:34 <Excessive> don't want cock pix maaaaaaaan .......... I wannah see ur setup
59:17 <Excessive> c'mon, don't do a Saemon on me maaaaaaaaan
59:18 <xm> show us ya home theatre selfie m8
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59:44 <xm> promise ill delete it afta
00:08 <Lumeah> lies
00:43 <Googie85> cmon PietSAbabe duuuuude
01:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
01:00 <Julia> go to beds
01:53 <xm> ok hun i understand. ill wait until you're ready
02:09 <Excessive> orraite then ........... Saemon #2 ........... u're all bark!
03:00 <Nikky`> I am in bed
03:15 <Nikky`> soooooooooooo
03:32 <Lumeah> what are you asking for >
03:33 <Lumeah> ?
04:00 <Julia> couleurs
04:00 <Julia> so am i ;)
04:00 <couleurs> you're not my real mom
04:00 <Julia> im bloody hope not
04:28 <xm> it's kind of personal. pieter has got performance anxiety. he cant perform the task of sending us a selfie of his home theatre system
05:11 <Lumeah> lol
05:15 <Nikky`> lol
05:26 <Lumeah> seen it.
07:50 <Lumeah> projector and all
07:52 <Snoopys_Gunship> holy fucking hell
08:38 <Nikky`> don't hold back Snoopys_Gunship
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09:12 <Lumeah> nah don't Snoopys_Gunship
09:18 <Snoopys_Gunship> MEGAN FOX WHAT A STUNNER :D
09:41 <Rak> a pretty face on a mindless bint
09:44 <Rak> a dime a dozen
09:50 <xm> heh ive thought that too
09:56 <Rak> i'd like to see her naked though
10:05 <xm> heh ive thought that too
10:09 <Nikky`> same
10:11 <Rak> :D
10:18 <Nikky`> I mean - hi guys
10:23 <Doodle> lol
10:25 <Rak> ohai :D
10:51 <Snoopys_Gunship> i'd love to see Nikky` naked but that ain't going to happen so i don't think seeing megan fox naked will happen
10:56 <couleurs> i'm a stunna
11:09 <Nikky`> lol god
11:20 <Snoopys_Gunship> i mean heya kiwi friend
11:21 <Lumeah> there ya go nick a offer
11:21 <xm> for a limited time or foreva
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11:46 <Nikky`> hey Snoopys_Gunship
12:05 <xm> im taking classes at TAFE doing multimedia so i can make all the IRC girls look nakid!!!
12:13 <Rak> close enough :D
12:20 <Nikky`> Stuff to give you nightmares
12:25 <Nikky`> when some turn out to be guys
12:49 <xm> what if they were bi
12:53 <xm> 'meh i can do that'
14:00 <Nikky`> Hey ppl who just came in
14:08 <Doodle> O_o
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14:38 <Doodle> Fiona the moaner
15:22 <Nikky`> that was just bad Doodle
15:29 <Doodle> lol it was wasnt it
15:35 <Nikky`> YES
15:40 <Rak> i thought it was pretty good
15:41 <Doodle> oh well shit hey
15:47 <Rak> but i guess that's more a reflection of me
15:50 <xm> Fiona Bone Her
15:54 <xm> is that bad too?>>
15:57 <Nikky`> It is Rak
16:01 <Nikky`> but we forgive you
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16:09 <Nikky`> by we..I probably only mean me
16:16 <Rak> oh no need. i'm okay standing behind it :)
16:20 <BoneCold> PISSS
16:37 <Doodle> BoneCold, hows it going loser?
17:00 <BoneCold> PISSS
17:00 <DemonsRun> Hi Nikky` 
17:09 <Lumeah> we all need to go see Transergence
17:19 <Lumeah> at the movies
17:22 <xm> im looking forward to it
17:28 <Lumeah> or download it and go to PietSAbabes
17:35 * Nikky` stands behind Rak.. now bend over and cough
17:36 <Lumeah> i see it friday
17:42 <Doodle> i'd rather cut off my penis with a rusty breadknife
17:45 <Lumeah> seen
17:47 <xm> i'd rather go kill myself and upload my mind to a 386 than that
17:48 <Lumeah> haha
17:51 <Lumeah> lol
18:00 <Nikky`> How are you?
18:00 <Nikky`> lil warmer?
18:00 <DemonsRun> A little lol
18:00 <DemonsRun> How are you?
18:00 <Nikky`> I'm good
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18:11 <Lumeah> but ya wanted to see the theater system
18:12 <BoneCold> Doodle how does it feel knowing that everyone thinks your a loser?
18:19 <Doodle> do they?
18:24 <partay> Lumeah tits kgo
18:24 <BoneCold> yesh
18:31 <xm> Lumeah, i already get RSS feeds from his Facebook
18:34 <Doodle> well i never
18:39 <partay> BoneCold i dont think Doodle is a loser
18:41 <BoneCold> Rob
18:46 <xm> it's my daily routine -- i put it in the comedy category
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19:02 <Lumeah> lol
19:02 <Doodle> its ok partay let him have his fantasy
19:03 <Lumeah> ok
19:06 <Doodle> its all he has
19:06 <BoneCold> PISSS
19:14 <ooomp> Doodle is sexy
19:24 <Doodle> :o
19:27 <BoneCold> Doodle how does it feel knowing that everyone thinks your a loser?
19:31 <Doodle> you dont have to lie for me ooomp
19:40 <Rak> then have xm photoshop a nudie pic of him first
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19:56 <ooomp> Sorry, I was actually looking at a picture of someone else and mixed you up
20:02 <Doodle> thats more like it
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20:21 <Nikky`> Naww
21:16 <xm> it doesnt matter what Doodle looks like -- i'll just photoshop heaps of cash lying on his racecar bed as he poses for the camera with the finger gun and a sleazy look
21:17 <BoneCold> I've been tormenting Doodle a fair bit today, perhaps I should show some mercy from the relentless punishment
21:29 <Doodle> racecar bed!
21:30 <xm> ka ching ladies
21:37 <Rak> oh man i wish i had a race car bed :(
21:40 <ooomp> Awesome
21:45 <Doodle> dont stop now BoneCold, i'm almost there
21:53 <ooomp> Is it a red car?
21:55 <Nikky`> err
22:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN-gtUIglCg
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: pizza schmizza commercial (Date not found) 0:35 - Category: Comedy - <div class="video-extras-sparkbars"> views - 1 likes (50%), 1 dislikes (50%)
22:03 <couleurs> Doodle is not a loser... did u even see his Nissan
22:05 <Doodle> i wish i had a racecar bed but i dont fit in them
22:15 <Doodle> couleurs its a neesan
22:18 <xm> it's painted red to make it go faster when he needs to move it from one side of the room to the other
22:28 <Doodle> lol
22:30 <DemonsRun> Oh my gawd... Anyone heard about the Big W debacle?
22:30 <couleurs> Datsun!!!!!!!
22:33 <Rak> one time a mate and i went out drinking. we got hammered/ i woke up in a race car bed with my legs hanging over the front in some strangers house
22:40 <Rak> i was envious of the bed
22:42 <Doodle> hahaha
22:44 <Doodle> yeah
22:50 <Doodle> i wanted a lamborghini one when i was a kid
22:56 <Doodle> but my parents are tightarses
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23:32 <DemonsRun> No one?
23:35 <xm> just have kids and live vicariously through them. give them all race car beds. "but dad i want you to read me princess stories about fairies! i don't hate this shitty race car bed! im a girl!"
23:47 <Doodle> ew kids
23:47 <xm> dont*
23:57 <xm> yes, ew
24:06 <xm> let's just be uncles
24:10 <Doodle> agreed
24:14 <Snoopys_Gunship> night all its footy apparently then bed for me tonihgt
24:16 <couleurs> what happened with Big W...
24:35 <BoneCold> Doodle, what's on the agenda for tomorrow loser?
24:43 Quit: Snoopys_Gunship ([email protected]) Quit: Soldiers fight to stay alive. They fight to keep their friends (their fellow soldiers) alive. When they sacrifice their life, it is to save the life of a friend. R.I.P Jack Dog I Will Miss You With All My Heart
24:51 <Doodle> sleeping in, your mum might get up early and make me breakfast tho
24:57 <Excessive> DemonsRun, heard abt Joyce Mayne?
25:40 <DemonsRun> No
25:47 <JimmyJack> n ur dad said he's gonna give me a rimjob
25:53 <Excessive> Kelvinator
26:00 <couleurs> :))))))))
26:01 <Excessive> or Kelvinateher
26:02 <Rak> ooooh does he have a moustache?
26:04 <BoneCold> Doodle, mum jokes are lame
26:05 <Excessive> either 1
26:10 <Doodle> no shit
26:12 <BoneCold> though I shouldnt be suprised you use them
26:18 <BoneCold> you are a lame person
26:25 <Doodle> revelation
26:57 <partay> Doodle dont bag out BoneCold's mum while shes not here.........i have a good mind to go down to the local public toilets and tell her
27:01 <xm> it was a racecar bed accident
27:05 <xm> dont be so insensitive
27:11 <Doodle> lolol
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29:50 Quit: ness ([email protected]) Quit:
31:00 <couleurs> double shot big shot
31:21 Quit: xm ([email protected]) Quit: Asexuals cant be fucked.
32:00 <Liinda> get your hand off my cock
32:59 <BoneCold> Doodle how did you become so lame?
33:00 <Liinda> haha that makes me giggle
33:00 <Nikky`> I'd like a bit of Liinda cock action ;o)
33:00 <Liinda> not you holding it, the fact i said it
33:00 <Liinda> hahaha Nikky`, its yours lol
33:13 <Doodle> i caught it back in the war
33:18 <Doodle> in the trenches
33:23 <Excessive> brb
33:29 Quit: Excessive ([email protected]) Quit: "RAH RAH RAH RAH RAH" ...... "The fckn jewish Rabbi" ........ "See, I told you!" ......"Now ....... I go to heaven and you go to hell!"
33:39 <ooomp> BoneCold is funny lol
33:45 <Doodle> some of the chaps had their busbys on but not many of them came back
34:00 <Nikky`> WooHoo
34:53 <Nikky`> rip Doodle
35:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPp-tneEHRE
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Strokin' (Oct 24, 2007) 4:37 - Category: Music - 419,309 views - 762 likes (94.7%), 43 dislikes (5.3%)
35:00 <Picard> kinky
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35:45 <BoneCold> Doodle is a lamer
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38:00 <Liinda> lol not sure i wanna click that link
38:00 <Picard> lol
38:00 <Picard> do it
38:05 <Doodle> well shit hey
38:13 <BoneCold> Does anyone know how Doodle became so lame?
38:20 <Doodle> i told you
38:22 <Doodle> fuck
38:48 <ooomp> Yes. I do
38:53 <ooomp> But its confidential
39:52 <PietSAbabe> at pietHarmony we match you on retarded scales
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40:28 <Excessive> retrded as in not bein able to back up ur claims?
40:34 <Excessive> +a
40:49 <BoneCold> Does anyone know how Doodle became so lame?
40:56 <BoneCold> oomp fill me in
41:00 <couleurs> pricken me nose
41:11 <JimmyJack> with cum
41:21 <Doodle> lol
41:26 <Doodle> umm ahh
41:27 <xm> Welcome to PieterMatch.com! We'll match you up with others with similar STDs so you wont get nasty surprises!
41:39 <Lumeah> wtf is pietHarmony?
41:41 <JimmyJack> lol
41:44 <couleurs> xm is funy lol
41:52 <ooomp> BoneCold its simple.
42:10 <ooomp> Every time you type something, Doodle becomes lamer
42:28 <xm> Testimony: <Sonia> Oh yeah this site is legit. All the profiles are real. Helps of honest guys here! The real deal!
42:41 <dematerialised> Apples makes children cry when seen in public.
43:12 <JimmyJack> fuck up dematerialised loser
43:29 <dematerialised> Loof m8
43:31 <dematerialised> go have a bong
43:43 <Doodle> avvaconem8
43:46 <dematerialised> get ripppppped
44:00 <couleurs> happy anzac day every one!!!!!!!!!!!!
44:00 <Picard> idiot
44:04 <Excessive> or a wank
44:17 <Doodle> y not both
44:40 <Nikky`> in front of a pretend fire
44:54 <BoneCold> ooomp do you agree that Doodle is a lamer?
45:14 <Doodle> yesss Nikky`
45:15 <ooomp> I agree that you make Doodle lamer
45:18 <Doodle> you've got the idea
45:18 <Excessive> ugh ........... anotha fckn scratched record
45:21 <Picard> Doodle is a great bloke
45:33 <Doodle> don't listen to Picard he's a pathological liar
45:40 <Picard> lol Doodle
45:42 <BoneCold> He's a fucking tool this Doodle
45:43 <Picard> u cunt
45:47 <Doodle> lol
46:03 Nick: dematerialised is now known as Sanguine
46:05 <Picard> Doodle is a low dog cunt, turns on u like a cornered snake :P
46:12 <ooomp> Picard and Doodle sitting in a tree...
46:19 <Doodle> BoneCold mate look really in the grand scheme of things
46:24 <Doodle> you mean nothing
46:27 <Doodle> and are nothing
46:34 <Doodle> except text
46:43 Quit: faux ([email protected]) EOF from client
46:46 <BoneCold> rofl
46:50 <BoneCold> EMOTION
46:53 Join: faux ([email protected]) to #melbourne
46:59 <Doodle> so prattle on all you like it won't make any difference
47:00 <Liinda> prick in your nose?
47:00 <couleurs> :)
47:12 * Doodle touches faux inappropriately
47:22 <BoneCold> Getting a little upset now are we Doodle?
47:26 <JimmyJack> cumdrops keep falling on my head
47:27 <BoneCold> I enjoy tormenting you
47:38 <Doodle> lol you're not tormenting me i just explained that
47:47 <Doodle> keep up
47:54 <Sanguine> doesn't understand
47:56 <Sanguine> one track mind
48:00 <Picard> kinky
48:00 <Picard> would need to be a small prick or big nose
48:01 <Sanguine> a simple man
48:21 <Sanguine> a ruffian
48:22 <BoneCold> Doodle is easy pickings
49:03 <Sanguine> WTB: wife, must know how to cook mi goreng and fetch me cougars
49:13 <Sanguine> remuneration commensurate to skills and experience
49:31 Quit: faux ([email protected]) Quit: ok
49:46 <BoneCold> Doodle was looking at a mail order bride
49:48 <BoneCold> a cheapy
49:55 <Doodle> looooool
49:56 <Sanguine> mail order brides are wicked
49:58 <BoneCold> a chunky asian is what he was browsing
50:05 <JimmyJack> bonecold was looking for a male order bride
50:08 <Sanguine> dunno if i'd go a chunky asian
50:14 <Sanguine> but you know the asians love white meat
50:26 <Picard> mail order brides are great, until they divorce you and keep the house
50:32 <JimmyJack> with a huge wang
50:45 <Doodle> lo hung
50:52 <JimmyJack> lol
50:59 <Sanguine> sum yung gai
51:04 <BoneCold> JimmyJack is a wang, not a big wank. But a wang all the same
51:41 <Excessive> I like them French biatches ............. oui, oui, oui
51:55 <BoneCold> Doodle when was your last gf?
52:00 <Liinda> or a perfect fit of both
52:01 <Picard> 1989
52:04 <Picard> lol
52:04 <Doodle> lol
52:07 <BoneCold> Have you ever had one before?
52:10 <Doodle> never
52:14 <Doodle> i'm a virgin
52:14 <JimmyJack> BoneChild
52:15 <BoneCold> Virgin Mary
52:20 <Picard> he has had a recent bf
52:23 <Doodle> i'm still in the plastic
52:25 <BoneCold> Doodle is a loser
52:47 <Doodle> well who knew irc could be so informative
52:52 <BoneCold> The constant torment that Doodle is recieving is going to break him down soon
53:00 <Doodle> the cracks are forming
53:08 <Doodle> in my weatherbeaten exterior
53:20 <BoneCold> indeed
53:26 <Picard> Doodle is a tough character
53:36 <BoneCold> The downfall of Doodle
53:42 Join: Skirmish ([email protected]) to #melbourne
54:00 <Picard> lol
54:00 <Picard> coon nose
54:16 <BoneCold> Doodle is starting to show signs of desperation
54:36 <Sanguine> BoneCold: seeing you've mentioned their nick about 17 times in the past 5 minutes
54:42 <Sanguine> I think it's you suffering desperation
54:50 Quit: stevenn ([email protected]) Quit:
54:50 <Sanguine> is there perhaps some unrequited love I smell
54:57 <Sanguine> do you have a crush on Doodle
54:57 <Sanguine> :3
55:04 <Nikky`> I do
55:04 <Doodle> can you blame him
55:08 <Doodle> he's only human
55:26 <Nikky`> He doesn't give me any love back tho - it makes me sad
55:31 <Sanguine> I think maybe you stood up BoneCold on a date
55:35 <Sanguine> and that's why they are angry
55:38 <Sanguine> a jilted lover
55:52 Quit: ooomp ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
56:00 <Excessive> OCD
56:02 * Doodle gives Nikky` some good loving
56:20 <Nikky`> oooooooooooer's
56:22 <Nikky`> more more
56:35 <Rak> you should give her mediocre loving so you can hold something back for special occasions
56:40 <Skirmish> BoneCold is a broken record. Says the same things over and over and over again just changes the name of the person he is directing it towards.
56:47 <Skirmish> Tired and old broken record.
56:49 <Sanguine> oh I see
56:52 <Sanguine> so not even a good troll
57:01 <Skirmish> Not even a troll.
57:07 <Sanguine> a bad standup comedian?
57:10 Quit: FOBZTA ([email protected]) Quit: oscar_dagrouchh
57:10 <Sanguine> repeating the same material
57:17 <Skirmish> Just a lonely person desperate for attention.
57:22 <Sanguine> Saemon?
57:26 <Sanguine> B1?
57:36 <Excessive> Skirmish, [21:36] > ugh ........... anotha fckn scratched record
57:37 <Skirmish> They are all the same.
57:41 * Doodle gives Nikky` some more good loving
57:53 <JimmyJack> sometimes
57:57 <Nikky`> Don't hold back on me tho.. like Rak said, rude man he is
57:58 <BoneCold> The desperation in here is suffocating
57:59 <JimmyJack> u just gotta stick it in her ass
58:00 <couleurs> Julia Gulia 
58:01 <Doodle> hahaha
58:04 * Doodle lets Nikky` have it
58:10 <Nikky`> WooHoo
58:11 <Nikky`> hehe
58:12 <Sanguine> wheres dudz
58:15 <Sanguine> maybe it's him
58:15 <BoneCold> Doodle and Skirmish in the same channel at the same time = Desperation overload
58:36 <Sanguine> fuck i've only just realised how many sad examples there are in here
58:39 <JimmyJack> ass pudding
58:48 <Sanguine> i rattled off four without even thinking
58:52 <Sanguine> brb mocha
58:54 <Lumeah> " excuse me are you the toothfairy"
59:00 <Picard> skank
59:00 <Picard> fucked the countr
59:00 <Picard> y
59:00 <Shadowgate> Picard be funny please lol
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59:51 Nick: JimmyJack is now known as CockPox
00:00 <Picard>  Shadowgate die in a fire
00:00 <Shadowgate> lol picard hahahahahah
00:00 <Shadowgate> that was hilarious lol
00:00 <couleurs> Shadowgate is funniest
00:00 <Picard> it would be to watch u burn from the feet up
00:00 <Shadowgate> lol picard is violent
00:00 <Picard> violent?
00:25 <PandasDontDrive> BoneCold don't go around saying I rape babies.
00:39 <PandasDontDrive> and Picard fuck off with your flooding my pm.
00:39 <Picard> u bash chics dont u
00:49 <PandasDontDrive> if you were a chick, sure.
00:54 <Picard> poor kristy why did u stomp on her head
01:00 <Picard> how is me watching u burn violent?
01:00 <Shadowgate> lol hhaahhh
01:00 <Picard> if i was setting fire to you it would be violent
01:00 <Liinda> hai Shadowgate!!!!!!!!!!
01:00 <Shadowgate> lol Liinda how r u hun
01:00 <Liinda> im good thx hows u mister?
01:00 <Shadowgate> good hun lol
01:01 <PandasDontDrive> woah
01:03 <Picard> low cunt
01:15 <Picard> u knocked her to the ground then stomped on her head
01:19 <Picard> thats low
01:25 <PandasDontDrive> woah
01:43 <Picard> ive spoke to a witness
02:00 <Picard> this stupid cunt answers everything with a lol
02:00 <Picard> moron
02:00 <Shadowgate> lol Picard i remmeber the days you werent so a horror
02:00 <Picard> english?
02:00 <Liinda> *horrible :P
02:10 <PandasDontDrive> lol
02:12 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!
02:15 <BoneCold> Let's talk about the son you never get to see.
02:19 <PandasDontDrive> well here I am
02:25 <PandasDontDrive> the 'witness'
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02:42 <thestig> pandas how hard did you stomp on kristys head
02:51 <PandasDontDrive> So how did I do it Picard, and why didn't I just plan the perfect murder? So that Poirot could solve it.
02:55 <Picard> lol @ panda, his own father thought he was a loser and now his son thinks he is a loser
03:00 <Liinda> Awh Picard leave Shadowgate alone. he brings laughs to the room 
03:00 <Nikky`> And all the boys to the yard
03:04 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha, you cheesewheel licking idiot.
03:10 <PandasDontDrive> My father is dead.
03:10 <Picard> womanbasher = PandasDontDrive
03:28 <xm> is Panda one of those people who had an IQ of 80 but then after the stomp he miraculously discovered it was then 160+ ?
03:40 <xm> stomp me bro
03:46 <Picard> your father died of shame
04:00 <Picard> never
04:00 <Picard> its hard to tolerate stupid
04:00 <Nikky`> So you don't look in the mirror?
04:00 <Nikky`> hehe jk
04:00 <Liinda> lmfao Nikky`
04:00 <Picard> Nikky` NEVER EVER
04:01 <PandasDontDrive> sure
04:12 <PandasDontDrive> because all human decency has broken down
04:12 <Picard> and your son is ashamed of you lol
04:23 <PandasDontDrive> oh
04:40 <PandasDontDrive> I thought that he was all this is calm and clean and cool in this world
04:52 <xm> Panda has a son?
04:57 <PandasDontDrive> I suppose I should be aided by you everyday, want to be my nursemaid?
05:00 <Picard> lol @ ABC 4 KIDS it has a show on now about thailand ladyboys lol
05:00 <Picard> ffs
05:26 <BoneCold> Let's talk about the son you never get to see.
05:47 <DemonsRun> Who's insulting who tonight?
05:56 <doctor> all vs all
06:00 <Liinda> lady boys on sbs 2 or abc 2
06:00 <Picard> abc2
06:00 <Liinda> theyre hot
06:00 <Liinda> lol
06:00 <Picard> i agree
06:00 <Picard> lol
06:00 <Picard> id do one
06:00 <Liinda> they look gorgeous
06:01 <PandasDontDrive> lol doc!
06:02 <xm> yes, a melee
06:02 <DemonsRun> Free for all
06:03 <PandasDontDrive> hahahahaha
06:07 <DemonsRun> Righto
06:09 <PandasDontDrive> FREE 4 ALL
06:09 <xm> ive always thought that too
06:14 <PandasDontDrive> Picard vs anything
06:15 <DemonsRun> Should be sweet no one knows anything about me
06:16 <Pyro-> so much mental instability in these parts
06:16 <DemonsRun> Gaha
06:20 <PandasDontDrive> lol
06:25 <DemonsRun> Haha*
06:33 <PandasDontDrive> Picard and Beagle Sing The Drunken Blues.
06:42 Join: Crip ([email protected]) to #melbourne
06:52 <xm> you dont have to know anything about someone's personals details to get to them
06:59 <xm> -s
07:00 <Picard> the one on now does
07:00 <Liinda> yeh
07:00 <Picard> ffs she won a beauty pageant
07:00 <Liinda> yup
07:00 <Picard> u wouldnt know she was a guy
07:15 <PandasDontDrive> well
07:19 <DemonsRun> You do if you actually want them to get annoyed etc
07:31 <PandasDontDrive> Picard's adventures as Any Pedo speak for themselves
07:45 <xm> you're assuming that others get annoyed over things you would find annoying
07:48 Quit: slave ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
07:50 <Pyro-> it shows how much useless spare time they have, that they could actually be bothered finding things out
07:51 <PandasDontDrive> if only i knew what i saved the pic under
07:57 <PietSAbabe> Pkdffdfdderl
08:00 <Saemon> happy anzac day everyone!
08:00 <Liinda> lol lady boy beauty pageant
08:00 <Picard> lol
08:00 <Picard> Saemon fuck off
08:03 <PandasDontDrive> lol
08:03 <xm> ive found that over the years people can find anything annoying -- if you figure out their weaknesses
08:04 <DemonsRun> Honestly Pyro-
08:06 <DemonsRun> Good luck to em
08:07 <PietSAbabe> Kl
08:07 <DemonsRun> Lol
08:14 <PandasDontDrive> picard4prison.jpg
08:19 <PietSAbabe> Ll
08:27 <Pyro-> sit staring at cvhannel for weeks at a time, for that one little snippet of info they can turn around and use against someone
08:29 <PietSAbabe> Ools
08:34 <Pyro-> and then use it constantly for years
08:36 <PandasDontDrive> oOOOlawlz
08:39 <PietSAbabe> Oops
08:40 <Pyro-> because they're dumb as fuck
08:41 <Excessive> thebigniteout.com
09:00 <DemonsRun> Well. Pyro- seems to have his head on straight compared to most here
09:00 <Picard> some of these dudes are hotter then the chics ive fucked
09:00 <Saemon> bought meself a nice anzac day gift today
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09:20 <Timelord> Hi all
09:25 <Pyro-> must be something in the water down there
09:59 <DemonsRun> Down where?
10:00 <Liinda> they are chicks with dicks
10:00 <Picard> yeah i guess so
10:00 <Liinda> they still have more fem hormones then a make would. they look very feminine
10:00 <Picard> so its ok if i roll her on her stomach and do her in the butt?
10:00 <Picard> doesnt make me gay?
10:05 <Pyro-> victoria
10:15 <Excessive> I like tassie bettah
10:20 <DemonsRun> Oi I'm not fucked in the head -.-
10:21 <DemonsRun> Brb
10:37 <Pyro-> rare breed
11:00 <Saemon> pictard your like what, 50?
11:00 <Picard> 72
11:00 <Saemon> please dont tak about sex
11:00 <Saemon> its disgusting.
11:00 <Saemon> coming from u
11:00 <Picard> u are disgusting
11:45 <PandasDontDrive> god dam you Picard
11:51 <PandasDontDrive> I can't find your andy pedo adventures pic
11:51 <DemonsRun> Very rare
11:58 <PandasDontDrive> with your dick out to bron
12:00 <Picard> u pervert poof
12:00 <Saemon> shut it fatso
12:00 <Picard> make me 
12:00 <Picard> lol piss ant
12:01 <Timelord> what's rare?
12:06 <PandasDontDrive> so anyway, I hope your tiny penis is ok
12:44 <Pyro-> you wanted to look at his penis
12:53 <PandasDontDrive> nah
12:54 <DemonsRun> Apparently he did
12:57 <PandasDontDrive> it's a screenshot
12:59 <Pyro-> you're upset you can;t find the photo
13:00 <Saemon> no one likes u here
13:00 <Saemon> or your brother
13:00 <Picard> brother??
13:00 <Picard> u should leave if u dont like me
13:01 <PandasDontDrive> bron took
13:03 <Pyro-> that's disturbing
13:05 <DemonsRun> Excuses
13:09 <PandasDontDrive> when he pulled his tiny penis out on cam
13:32 <Pyro-> and you kept a compy for your own spank bankl
13:38 <Pyro-> copy
13:42 <DemonsRun> LOL
13:43 <Pyro-> fat fingers
14:00 <Saemon> your brother whats his face
14:00 <Nikky`> There would be no one on irc if everyone left coz they hated someone
14:00 <Saemon> that druggo junkie
14:00 <Nikky`> be empty
14:00 <Picard> Nikky` id stay for u
14:11 Nick: sezzmobile is now known as Serenity
14:19 <Pyro-> evening sez
14:23 <DemonsRun> Wb Serenity
14:24 <Serenity> ello o/
14:27 <Serenity> ty
14:34 <Pyro-> good day at the footy?
14:41 <Serenity> haha i wish
14:46 <Serenity> no footy here
14:49 <Timelord> Hi Serenity! Are you away from Fire Fly?
14:56 <Serenity> shut up.
15:00 <Nikky`> Yeah but i'm hard to hate
15:00 <Picard> oh i hate u, id stay stay out of pity :P
15:00 <Saemon> stfu pictard
15:05 <BoneCold> The desperation in here is suffocating
15:08 <Pyro-> oh... i must've mis interpreted then
15:30 <Sanguine> BoneCold: please, original sentences
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15:41 <Sanguine> aww
15:41 <DemonsRun> He can't Sanguine
15:43 <Pyro-> one status gave me that impression
15:44 <DemonsRun> Doesn't know how
15:59 <Serenity> ohh nahh i was just celebrating the win
16:00 <Saemon> u aint cheeky
16:00 <Picard> Saemon piss off
16:00 <Nikky`> lol
16:00 <Saemon> u just a fuckwit
16:00 <Nikky`> I'm ok with pity
16:00 <Picard> awwww cmon dont call me names
16:00 <Picard> and if we are the only ones left we can swap naked pics
16:00 <Saemon> wheres Pieter?
16:05 <Serenity> we've been visiting family all day
16:08 <Serenity> about 200kms away
16:08 <Pyro-> ahh yeah cool
16:19 <Pyro-> yeah.. thats like back to home town hey?
16:24 <PandasDontDrive> DIDNT VISIT ME
16:28 <PandasDontDrive> :/
16:28 <Serenity> yah
16:33 <Serenity> makes for a long day
16:47 <DemonsRun> Who would want to PandasDontDrive ?
16:51 <DemonsRun> Noones safe if they know you. Remember
16:54 <PandasDontDrive> dunno
16:55 <Pyro-> is it a good drive at least? or all flat and boring?
16:55 <PandasDontDrive> :(
17:00 <Picard> lost your bf?
17:00 <Nikky`> err
17:17 <PandasDontDrive> They told me I crash landed on this planet
17:21 <Serenity> its pretty straight through boring if you take the main hwy
17:25 <DemonsRun> Wouldn't surprise me
17:35 <PandasDontDrive> yer but they also told me I'm superman so bam!
17:37 <PandasDontDrive> :P
17:39 <Serenity> or you can go the other way which goes through towns etc but its about 45 mins longer
17:46 <Pyro-> i guess there'd be a coast road type thing?
17:54 <Serenity> yeah
18:00 <Picard> :P
18:00 <Saemon> Picard show some fucken respect to our ANZAC's u ungreatful cint
18:00 <Saemon> cunt
18:11 <PandasDontDrive> I think I might finish scream 4 now
18:16 <Serenity> 'old coast road' or 'in land'
18:27 <Pyro-> ah yeah
18:48 <PietSAbabe> Oko
18:56 <PietSAbabe> Jts
19:00 <Picard> wtf does what we are talking about have to do with anzacs u moron
19:00 <Saemon> they died for our sins
19:00 <Saemon> u wont be here today
19:00 <Saemon> if it wasnt for their sacrifice
19:00 <Crip> https://soundcloud.com/itsbeargrillz/the-chainsmokers-selfie-bear
19:00 <Picard> pity u wouldnt die u cunt
19:00 <Saemon> so show them some fucking respect
19:03 <Serenity> saw som ainmals n shit.. .lol
19:05 <PietSAbabe> Grd
19:06 <Serenity> er
19:12 <Pyro-> few skippies?
19:13 <Serenity> saw some animals n shit
19:13 <Serenity> far out
19:18 <Serenity> yeah a couple
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19:43 <Pyro-> don't hit them.. fuckers do damage! :P
19:43 <PandasDontDrive> only som
19:51 <PandasDontDrive> copple?
19:53 <PandasDontDrive> :P
20:00 <doctor> standing top of a pile of corpses of our dead ancestors is hardly something to feel patriotic about
20:00 <Picard> fuck off
20:00 <Picard> stop ranting
20:00 <doctor> in my mind, they died for no reason
20:00 <Picard> get off the drugs man
20:00 <Picard> doctor hello
20:00 <doctor> hey picard
20:00 <Saemon> doctor explain.
20:12 <Serenity> hahah yeah ive seen the damage those assholes do
20:14 <Pyro-> drove down to meet tesh once, collected a skippy on the way .. bastard thing
20:16 <Serenity> avoid at all cost
20:21 <Pyro-> 2hrs left of a 15hr drive
20:24 <Serenity> even the little ones do some damage
20:27 <Pyro-> boof
20:31 <PandasDontDrive> sweet
20:33 <PandasDontDrive> free meat.
20:48 <Serenity> to meet teshy... or meat teshy
20:49 <Pyro-> just lucky it was only cosmetic
20:50 <Serenity> loool
20:57 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
20:58 <PietSAbabe> Nit3
21:00 <Saemon> justify that disrespectful statement of yours immediately
21:00 <Saemon> or so help me lord jesus
21:00 <doctor> you're only here because countless amounts of your own died so you could be miserable
21:06 <PandasDontDrive> how is my cousin doing
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21:14 <doctor> free bargain bin meat
21:23 <PandasDontDrive> bin meat mate!
21:25 <doctor> not for human consumption
21:30 <Pyro-> a mate was driving to adelaide a couple weeks earlier.. only made it about 5 hours from home base, no more drivies after that
21:43 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
21:46 <Pyro-> skiipy 1 car 0
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22:00 <Picard> no winners in a war
22:00 <Saemon> how fuckiing dare you be unaustralian on a day as significant as this you fucking lowlife dog
22:00 <Picard> unless we go to war know and Saemon gets shot and the war eneds'
22:00 <Saemon> hope u rot in hell
22:18 <Fez> Any lassies?
22:28 <PietSAbabe> This is much better
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22:34 <Serenity> i remember my brother coming down to see one once
22:35 <PietSAbabe> Yay
22:37 <Pyro-> nah
22:38 <Serenity> me once*
22:40 <PandasDontDrive> I'd visit perth but sezz has sworn to slit my eyelids in half so I can see her stab me in the face
22:41 <PandasDontDrive> :(
22:41 <Pyro-> few emus
22:44 <PietSAbabe> nite
22:45 <PandasDontDrive> ahe he he
22:45 <Pyro-> and a lot of goats
22:46 <Serenity> 5 mins from my place the poor bugger hit a roo
22:50 <PandasDontDrive> mmm goat
22:52 <Serenity> totally ruined his windscreen
22:54 <Timelord> Hi o/ PandasDontDrive!
23:00 <doctor> Why should I be respectful of them?
23:00 <Picard> lol
23:00 <Picard> i respect the fact they had the balls to defend our country
23:00 <Saemon> no true australian would ever, EVER
23:00 <Saemon> EVEr
23:00 <Saemon> ask that
23:00 <doctor> lol
23:06 <PandasDontDrive> Mister Lord.
23:31 <PandasDontDrive> pardon me, but it is cigarette time :P :P
23:37 <Pyro-> the one i hit was mid hop .. if it was on the ground radiator and motor would have been screwed
23:48 * PandasDontDrive stares at sezz, one day my friend one day!
24:00 <doctor> well i'm not a true australian then
24:11 <Pyro-> had the qantas symbol imprinted on the bonnet
24:33 <Excessive> I once hit a cop, fckn dented bonnet n smashed windscreen .......... they paid fo all the damages though
24:36 <mattyd> dam boi
24:42 <Serenity> ohh yeah hit em on the down hop and thats bad
24:46 <mattyd> i had a kangaroo imprint on the side of my car
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25:06 <mattyd> lucky 99% of damage was just on one door
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27:23 <Fez> Liindizzle
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28:00 <xm> i agree with doctor
28:00 <xm> they died for nothing
28:00 <Picard> maybe
28:54 <couleurs> Liinder
29:00 <Excessive> so ............. I'm finished with the bean soup .......... https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/l/t1.0-9/r270/10311074_10201301323689731_3638953369452024768_n.jpg
29:00 <Picard> maybe we would be better off under a japanese flag
29:12 <Liinda> fezzzleness
29:15 <mattyd> LiiNet
29:16 <Liinda> hai couleurs
29:22 <Fez> :D
29:27 <Liinda> Mattel
29:33 <mattyd> haha dam
29:52 <couleurs> cute nicknames 4 your nicknames u guys
29:58 <Liinda> lol
30:00 Quit: slower ([email protected]) Quit:
30:00 <|Darkness|> Liinda!!!!!!!!!!!!!
30:00 <Serenity> i think the fact that most of the old day diggers didnt have a choice but to go to war means they deserve all the respect in th world
30:00 <doctor> Nah, they've better off as dust as the rest of this god forsaken race
30:05 <Liinda> darkehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
30:10 <Liinda> where u been
30:13 <|Darkness|> How are ya sexy?
30:19 <Lish> Creepy
30:20 <Liinda> well thx hows u?
30:24 <|Darkness|> Living on the street
30:31 <Lish> lol
30:34 <Liinda> what? why
30:34 <|Darkness|> I'm doing alright
30:42 <Lish> lies
30:43 <Liinda> keepin it real
30:44 <Liinda> lol
30:49 <|Darkness|> No home and the government sux, that's why lol
30:50 <Excessive> buona sera bella :)
30:59 <Liinda> ciao Excessive, stai bene?
31:00 <Saemon> oh i cant take this anymore.
31:00 <Saemon> you idiots sayin brave soldiers died for nothing??
31:00 <xm> i respect them i just think war itself is wrong nearly all of the time. it's just a pretext for something else
31:00 <Saemon> where do u get off sayin 
31:00 <Saemon> this crap
31:00 <Saemon> u should be ashamed of yourself cunts
31:00 <xm> Saemon, what did they die for then
31:00 <Saemon> have some fucken respect and decency for them a
31:00 <Serenity> of course war is wrong
31:00 <Saemon> and their loved ones
31:00 <Serenity> but those diggers had no choice in the matter
31:09 <Timelord> Italian? At this hour?
31:16 <Excessive> si, tutto bene
31:20 <Liinda> Italian at any hour. Just ike pizza
31:23 <Liinda> like*
31:32 <Liinda> bene Excessive
31:44 <mattyd> do chefs at italian resteraunts like it when lots of ozzy boys walk in and only order parmas and beer
31:50 <mattyd> then complain when theres no chips
31:54 <couleurs> SaMuRaY PiZZur ChATs
32:00 <xm> other than parroting your old mates at the RSL
32:00 <xm> tell us
32:00 <Saemon> how do u think the family and friends of the soldiers who died would feel
32:00 <Saemon> of u told them your loved ones died for nothing?
32:00 <Saemon> fuken dogs
32:00 <xm> they could still refuse to go and spend time in jail if they are that strongly ideologically opposed
32:00 <Picard> SBS ONE NOW!!!
32:00 <Serenity> shut up saemon you're being an overemotional twat
32:00 <Picard> fucking horrific
32:00 <doctor> I don't love any of them, whom ever they are
32:00 <Maurice> Thats insensitive Serenity, he lost his legs in 'Nam
32:12 <Excessive> I order very muscly
32:30 <mattyd> lots of sea food??
32:34 <Liinda> hahaha if u order a parma and want beer n chips, go to a pub :P
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32:44 <Liinda> Mussels
32:56 <Liinda> lol couleurs
33:00 <doctor> but I respect your commitment and loyalty
33:00 <xm> they just had misplaced loyalty
33:00 <Picard> lol the cunt wouldnt have been in Nam
33:00 <Serenity> yes they could spend time in prison and forever be known as cowards
33:00 <xm> that's all there is to it
33:00 <Serenity> pride meant a lot back then
33:00 <Picard> ad if he was it was on a sex tour fucking ladyboys
33:00 <doctor> I'm just sorry you are heavily deluded
33:00 <Saemon> stfu pictard no one likes you in here
33:00 <Saemon> have some fucking shame
33:00 <Serenity> please dont speak for me
33:01 <mattyd> i caught 50 flat head yesterday and put about 35 back. how nice am i
33:10 <couleurs> teh mussels from brasilles
33:11 <Pyro-> sez.. prob not interested.. but this is what skippy did http://imgur.com/WKze5jS :P
33:13 <mattyd> no other fish in the sea wtf
33:15 <Liinda> omg i am listening to some old skool.... from the 90s...
33:19 <Liinda> Funkmaster Flex
33:28 Nick: Liinda is now known as LiindaFunkmasterFlex
33:30 <LiindaFunkmasterFlex> lol
33:37 <couleurs> RIP LiL WRX HooD
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33:55 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Maurice
34:00 <Picard> Saemon thats just stupid im sure someone likes me 
34:00 <xm> if you're that strongly opposed to war based on ideological reasons, be it religion or whatever, you wont care if you're labeled a coward
34:00 <Serenity> these days you wont care
34:00 <Serenity> it was a different time back then
34:00 <Saemon> a real man would still care
34:00 <Picard> if u didnt go to war you wouldnt of survived
34:00 <Saemon> call me a coward to my face
34:03 <mattyd> can you tow much with a wrx
34:03 * Pyro- dacks Maurice
34:08 <mattyd> (before it hits a roo)
34:20 <Pyro-> i couldn't tow anything.. had no tow bar
34:21 <Maurice> :o
34:25 <mattyd> dam
34:36 <mattyd> my forester smells hot if i am towing 1 tonn up a hill at 100 in third gear
34:38 <Pyro-> but i think about 2 tonne towing.. no actual ide though
34:52 <Pyro-> idea*
34:53 <mattyd> so idk if i should go a turbo one or if itll just be worse
35:00 <Serenity> thats a stupid thing to say
35:00 <Saemon> and i would go to the ends of the earth
35:00 <Saemon> through hell and back
35:00 <Saemon> to prove you wrong
35:00 <Serenity> exactly Picard
35:00 <doctor> you're a coward Saemon
35:00 <Picard> so u had no choice, you had to be a hero
35:00 <Saemon> i said to my face doctor
35:00 <Saemon> in person
35:00 <Picard> id much rather be a live coward then a dead hero
35:00 <Saemon> not via the internet
35:00 <xm> plenty of people didnt go such as religious pacifists
35:01 <Picard> what did i miss?
35:16 <Picard> i see a lot of PandasDontDrive ranting
35:18 <Pyro-> a lot depends on your suspension too
35:30 <mattyd> hmm yeah i guess that might be a issue on the wrx's
35:31 <PandasDontDrive> LOL!
35:34 <mattyd> too low as is
35:39 <PandasDontDrive> sorry what Andy Pedo
35:39 <couleurs> get a nissan ute m8... tow 8 whales
35:40 <PandasDontDrive> ?
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35:53 <Pyro-> but it's stiff suspension so that helps
35:55 <PandasDontDrive> goin' on another tiny penis cam adventure soon?
35:59 <PandasDontDrive> *calls Bron*
36:00 <Picard> Saemon wats ya address?
36:00 <xm> and not everyone was forced to go to Vietnam even if they were conscripted. they still had the option to do civil service here instead
36:00 <doctor> just as well you know nobody asides those on IRC, otherwise you'd be in a whole heap of trouble
36:00 <Picard> vietnam,iraq,afghanastan were bullshit wars
36:00 <Saemon> they pretty all went cuz they were sucking the proverbial british cock, sad as it is to say
36:08 <Picard> gotta feel sorry for him, his father hated him now his own son hates him
36:17 <mattyd> i just imagine the tow bar will have to be redonkulously high else the load will be at a weird angle
36:31 <PandasDontDrive> I must be unlucky then.
36:36 <PandasDontDrive> though
36:38 <PandasDontDrive> still
36:38 <Picard> hows kristy's head Pain, stomped on it lately?
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36:48 <PandasDontDrive> I don't pull my penis out on cam to underage girls.
36:50 <Picard> panda*
36:54 <PandasDontDrive> So I still have my dignity
37:00 <Picard> Saemon wats ya address?
37:00 <xm> pretty much all wars are bs yes
37:00 <Saemon> australia back then were obessed with england
37:00 <xm> people just get worked up 
37:00 <Serenity> you genuinely make my brain hurt Saemon
37:00 <Picard> Saemon answer the question
37:00 <Saemon> we were like the little brother trying super hard to get noticed and accepted by his older brother and his mates
37:00 <Picard> doctor and i are coming over to call u a coward
37:00 <xm> yes, like at Gallipoli when we offered ourselves as fodder
37:08 <Picard> no u just told Mew u want to rape a baby
37:22 <Picard> disgusting lowife scum
37:26 <Pyro-> i was going to get a tow kit on it, to take the oldies boat out.. but then i sold the car instead
37:27 <PandasDontDrive> wait
37:34 <Pyro-> money pit.. started breaking weird shit
37:37 <Pyro-> like idler pulleys
37:37 <PandasDontDrive> I apparently said that I want to rape a baby
37:45 <mattyd> lol
37:50 <Picard> she has the lows, u said it scum
37:56 <mattyd> yeah my forester engine sounds fucked IMO......... only done 108,000
37:56 <PandasDontDrive> oh
37:58 <Picard> thats disgusting panda
38:00 <Picard> so Saemon u really are a coward??
38:00 <Picard> lolllllllllllllllllllllllll
38:00 <xm> Saemon cant think for himself. everything he says is based on what just came out in the news, some website or parroting some other source
38:00 <Saemon> we simply had no business being in ww1
38:00 <Picard> no legs and no brains?
38:04 <mattyd> and the gearbox doesnt sound good
38:06 <Picard> u bash chics
38:08 <PandasDontDrive> I've seen her twisted log re-writes already
38:17 <Picard> you dont get to see your son
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38:30 <PandasDontDrive> how can a man like you, with a wife and children that cheats on his wife with prostitutes
38:31 <Picard> you are a disgusting person
38:33 <PandasDontDrive> judge me?
38:41 <PandasDontDrive> c'mon Andy Pedo
38:51 <Pyro-> yeah their gearboxes aren't the most revered :P motors are pretty good though, internals at least.. just bolt on things let go
38:52 <PandasDontDrive> relax man chill, have some prostitute sex
38:53 <Picard> joshua why do u bash women and want to rape babies??
38:57 <PandasDontDrive> there is this redhead I know
39:00 <Saemon> and espcially being at the battle in gallipoli
39:00 <Picard> Saemon answer my questions 
39:00 <Saemon> we just went because the brits were there
39:00 <Picard> u coward
39:00 <Saemon> and what happened?
39:00 <Picard> the turks shot the shit out of us
39:00 <doctor> So all those who died in WW1 died for no reason, Saemon?
39:00 <Picard> Saemon u are a coward
39:00 <Saemon> the aussie troops were ordered by the british to try and rush a cliff face manned by turkish machine gunners on the top
39:03 <PandasDontDrive> prob in bed by now
39:05 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
39:22 <PandasDontDrive> You could always creep in Andy
39:25 <Picard> rant some more panda
39:27 <DemonsRun> Picard asks a fair question
39:27 <PandasDontDrive> if you havent already.
39:34 <Picard> hows ya son?
39:37 <Picard> lmfao
39:47 <PandasDontDrive> I bash women because I can and rape babies because they smell like chicken.
39:54 <PandasDontDrive> Roast chicken!
40:00 <Picard> u wont give me your address, so u must be a coward
40:00 <Saemon> cannon fodder 101.
40:00 <Picard> cmon tough guy whats your address????
40:00 <doctor> I'd say if they had a death wish then their deaths were meaningful
40:11 <Picard> sick cunt
40:17 <Picard> u need to be removed
40:23 <PandasDontDrive> do I?
40:28 <PandasDontDrive> in what way?
40:35 <DemonsRun> He's only giving you the answer you won't like Picard
40:40 <Picard> from life
40:41 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/v/t34.0-12/10261711_10203510507301807_1914703706_n.jpg?oh=acd7e1685e67f21c19a9dd5a654800b6&oe=535E0A69&__gda__=1398653428_e57f9b7ff8012a17cd6650b6b16ce121
40:44 <PandasDontDrive> life
40:52 <DemonsRun> Can't ask them be mad at the answer
40:56 <PandasDontDrive> How would you pass your days, without me?
40:57 <Picard> you are a waste of oxygen
41:00 <Saemon> yeah ok sure my address
41:00 <Saemon> 123 Upyourdadsasshole blvd.
41:00 <Saemon> go there
41:00 <Picard> weak coward
41:00 <Saemon> oh wait, u already go there everynight anyway
41:00 <Picard> coward
41:20 <PandasDontDrive> said the man, made of cheese.
41:25 <Crip> www.tunein.radioxenu.com
41:36 <Excessive> no
41:40 <Picard> go find a random woman on hindley street and bash her
41:45 <Picard> low life scum
41:49 <PandasDontDrive> wait
41:52 <PandasDontDrive> women or woman?
42:00 <Picard> im coming to call u a coward to your face
42:00 <Picard> u weak legless cunt
42:00 <xm> doctor, true. better than when an emo cuts himself and gets a YTMND memorial for life
42:00 <Saemon> fuck u cunt u dont know who ur fuckin with mate Picard
42:00 <Saemon> im well connected
42:00 <Picard> id tip you out of your chair and put it on the opposite side of the room
42:00 <xm> how could this happppen to meeeeeeee
42:00 <Picard> well coward give me your addy
42:00 <couleurs> told u i was hard core
42:00 <Saemon> give me yours 
42:11 <Picard> probably multiple women u are scum
42:16 <DemonsRun> He said woman.
42:19 <PandasDontDrive> multiple
42:23 <DemonsRun> Can't have you having too much fun
42:30 <PandasDontDrive> true
42:40 <PandasDontDrive> I suppose bashing one woman a day is enough yer?
42:43 <Picard> cunt cant read
42:51 <PandasDontDrive> woah
42:56 <PandasDontDrive> such language!
43:00 <Saemon> i will come to you
43:00 <Excessive> http://www.remnantofgod.org/jeswar.htm
43:00 <doctor> many laughs were had at the tragedy of a ytmnd death
43:00 <Picard> nuh dude yur the one mouthing off about things, show me how hardcore you are and give me and doctor your addy
43:00 <Picard> weak coward
43:00 <Saemon> nah toughguy, your the one who wants to meet face to face u hardcore cunt
43:03 <Picard> id love to see the day when a chics bf bashes u to a pulp
43:09 <Picard> puts u in a coma
43:11 <DemonsRun> Me too
43:19 <PandasDontDrive> I am confused
43:27 <Picard> so u need to be fed through a tube
43:34 <Picard> for the rest of your life
43:42 <PandasDontDrive> that'd be wonderful
43:47 <PandasDontDrive> no effort
43:48 <DemonsRun> Picard: Are you so stupid as to believe him right now?
43:51 <Picard> it will happen
43:52 <PandasDontDrive> just lay back
43:56 <PandasDontDrive> fed through a tube
44:00 <Saemon> so give me your addy
44:00 <Saemon> go on gangsta
44:00 <Saemon> give me it
44:00 <Picard> u asked for us to come to you and call u a coward
44:00 <Picard> shows u are a coward
44:00 <Saemon> no i didnt
44:00 <Liinda> Goodnight all xx
44:00 <Picard> yes u did
44:00 <Saemon> i just said if someone called me a coward to my face i will prove them wrong
44:00 <Excessive> niiiiiiiiiiiite
44:00 <Saemon> i never said to come to my place and call me one
44:00 <Saemon> lol
44:00 <Saemon> idiout
44:00 <Saemon> imagining shit
44:00 <Liinda> xxx
44:06 <PandasDontDrive> have my botty wiped by some sexy male nurse
44:08 <DemonsRun> Or even just fucked in the mind to believe whatever you're thinking?
44:12 <Picard> DemonsRun i know he bashes chics, ive spoke to someone who was there when it happened
44:26 <PandasDontDrive> bashed many a chics today
44:28 <DemonsRun> Oh so... Second hand information
44:37 <Picard> he knocked kristy to the ground and stomped on her head
44:43 <PandasDontDrive> more like missinformation
44:48 <PandasDontDrive> right miss?
44:55 <Picard> the person who told me is actually friends with this lowlife scum
45:00 <cherri_pie> whos fighting who
45:00 <cherri_pie> i want to watch
45:00 <Picard> <Saemon> call me a coward to my face
45:00 <cherri_pie> if you  guys live interstate your fucked
45:00 <cherri_pie> how will you meet
45:00 <cherri_pie> haha
45:00 <Saemon> and i will prove then wrong Picard
45:00 <Picard> lol cherri_pie
45:00 <Saemon> context dumbass
45:00 <Saemon> lol
45:00 <Picard> whats your address?
45:00 <Saemon> taken out of context
45:00 <doctor> Picard and I are true to our words. We go way back years so if you invite us over, we'll come
45:00 <Serenity> i would call you more than a coward to your face
45:02 <Picard> she still like \him
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45:05 <PandasDontDrive> well
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45:11 <PandasDontDrive> where is this 'witness'?
45:19 <Excessive> welcum ol dude
45:19 <PandasDontDrive> because I can call her right now
45:25 <Picard> probably taking care of her child
45:37 <Picard> unlike u, u dont get to see your son lol
45:39 <PandasDontDrive> I speak in plain english Picard, not riddles.
45:55 <Maurice> I wish you two would take this petty shit to PM
45:56 <Picard> hows ya son?
46:00 <Picard> how can that be taked out of context
46:00 <Saemon> Serenity thats ok though cuz i respect you
46:00 <Serenity> its not out of context...
46:00 <Maurice> You'd have to bend down
46:00 <Picard> Saemon u legless cunt whats your addt
46:00 <Picard> addy
46:00 <Picard> doctor Serenity and i will come over
46:00 <Saemon> give me yours first
46:00 <Picard> cmon coward
46:00 <Saemon> and i shall give ya mine
46:00 <Picard> nuh man u are the one mouthing off about this
46:06 <PandasDontDrive> healthy
46:06 <Maurice> Mine are fine, thanks..
46:11 <PandasDontDrive> fit
46:13 <Picard> lol Maurice
46:15 <PandasDontDrive> a smart lad
46:25 <PandasDontDrive> thin
46:26 <Picard> like u would know panda, the avo prevents u from seeing ihm
46:32 <PandasDontDrive> like I was at 9
46:38 <PandasDontDrive> avo?
46:43 <PandasDontDrive> what is that
47:00 <Saemon> nah uh i disagree.
47:00 <xm> epileptic fit
47:00 <xm> anyone a nurse
47:00 <Picard> u said say it to your face, we are prepared tro do that
47:00 <Saemon> your not gonna get my addy unless u give me yours first
47:00 <couleurs> what's your email address, i gonna send you and angery email
47:00 <Saemon> so nay nay nay nay
47:00 <Picard> lol couleurs
47:00 <Picard> Saemon is a coward
47:01 <Zade> at least the screen moves
47:04 <Picard> the thing i dont understand is how a woman had consentual sex with this moron
47:09 <PandasDontDrive> You can stop trying to rile me up Andy
47:20 <PandasDontDrive> you're not getting anywhere..
47:33 <DemonsRun> ...two insults. Don't see ya son & woman beater.
47:34 <Picard> joshua is angry, punching holes in the walls
47:35 <PandasDontDrive> consentual
47:37 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
47:39 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
47:46 <PandasDontDrive> omfg
47:51 <PandasDontDrive> togfl
48:00 <Excessive> Saemon thought until early this mornin that Anzac Day was all abt the Nazis and the concentration camps till I told him that it was actually abt when (the guns of the great war (WWI) fell silent)
48:00 <Saemon> "tro do that"?
48:00 <Saemon> lol
48:00 <Saemon> wtf is 'tro'?
48:00 <xm> Saemon, im gonna write up reviews of all the prostitutes in your area on punterplanet.com under your name with your pic to ensure you'll never get services again
48:07 <Maurice> (20:37:56) (Picard): the thing i dont understand is how a woman had consentual sex with this moron
48:13 <Maurice> To be fair, Picard, I often think the same thing about you
48:19 <PandasDontDrive> rofl!!!!!!
48:21 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
48:28 <DemonsRun> Maurice: Fuck pm... Face to face... At least one would be gone
48:28 <Picard> Maurice who says my wife agrees?
48:40 <Maurice> True, thats usually how marriage is
48:44 <DemonsRun> Andddd he admits to raping his wife.
48:46 <PandasDontDrive> lol
48:46 <Picard> rohypnol works fine
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48:54 <PandasDontDrive> woah
48:56 <katatonic_kate01> peeps!
49:00 <couleurs> lol
49:00 <thestig> lol
49:00 <thestig> hi xm
49:00 <Picard> lol Excessive
49:00 <xm> ey thestig 
49:00 <Picard> xm u have his pic???
49:03 <PandasDontDrive> spose fucking prostitutes works fine too
49:07 <DemonsRun> Hypocrisy much?
49:19 <Picard> yeah Maurice wtf is with u women, before u have sex u cant get enough cock once the kids come u shut up shop
49:30 <PandasDontDrive> don't suck up to her now Picard
49:30 <Maurice> Excuse me
49:31 <Picard> DemonsRun get a grip, its called a joke
49:37 <PandasDontDrive> she obviously doesn't give a shit
49:37 <Maurice> If anything it's him that tells me not to wake him
49:43 <Picard> oops kids*
49:53 <DemonsRun> Picard... Which is exactly what Pandas is doing to you.
49:54 <Picard> oh ok
49:59 <DemonsRun> Pot meet kettle mate.
50:00 Quit: Timelord ([email protected]) Quit:
50:00 <xm> i could socially engineer it im sure but i cbf
50:00 <Picard> lol
50:06 <katatonic_kate01> fuck!
50:06 <PandasDontDrive> you have a friend tonight Andy
50:13 <PandasDontDrive> DemonsRun <3
50:15 <Excessive> now katatonic_kate01?
50:17 <PandasDontDrive> IS YOUR MATE!
50:20 <katatonic_kate01> Since when were women born with a wonder woman cape?
50:22 <DemonsRun> PandasDontDrive: No. I don't like you either.
50:24 <Picard> no DemonsRun we all know PandasDontDrive is a drug fucked moron who in fits of meth rage bashes women and threatens to rape kids
50:26 <PandasDontDrive> show him your penis pic bro
50:26 <katatonic_kate01> Men are cunts, lets face it
50:31 <PandasDontDrive> to bronny
50:35 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
50:43 <Picard> katatonic_kate01 yes we are
50:47 <DemonsRun> And Picard you're the loser who thinks he's tough enough to deal with it from behind a computer screen.
50:52 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, you didn't need to confirm
50:56 <PandasDontDrive> how is it that I don't do drugs but that I am drug fucked?
50:57 <katatonic_kate01> it was a statement!
51:00 <xm> you may not even need a pic. just register as "Mr Pee Bottle" and all the ladies will know who it is
51:00 <xm> im not sure if you're familiar with his habits
51:00 <Picard> Thailand Average Monthly Wages
51:00 <Picard> Wages in Thailand decreased to 12163.15 THB in the fourth quarter of 2013 from 12255.22 THB in the third quarter of 2013 
51:00 <xm> you may not want to know either
51:07 <PandasDontDrive> thas some shiat nigga!
51:09 <DemonsRun> I second that katatonic_kate01
51:12 <katatonic_kate01> !
51:35 <Picard> lol PandasDontDrive of course u dont do drugs
51:45 <doctor> Women are cunts, men are pricks
51:49 Quit: Fez ([email protected]) EOF from client
52:00 <Picard> fuck me thats like $400 a month
52:06 <Picard> doctor u are a prick
52:08 <katatonic_kate01> now if I can convert you into postmodern feminists and get you to spew feminist rhetoric i'll be happy!
52:10 <doctor> true
52:15 <katatonic_kate01> no doctor - men are cunts!
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52:57 <Excessive> cunavah thing
53:00 <Serenity> =/
53:00 <Picard> the nazy just dumped a tonne of heroin at sea, there are going o be some high sharks out there
53:03 <PandasDontDrive> my prick doesnt prick much doctor
53:04 <PandasDontDrive> :(
53:22 <doctor> lets not get into all that postmodern feminist mumbo jumbo
53:26 <PandasDontDrive> lol
53:33 <DemonsRun> We know PandasDontDrive
53:49 <PandasDontDrive> DemonsRun I don't even know who the fudge you are..
53:53 <PandasDontDrive> fudge
53:57 <Picard> only the ones u force it into
54:00 <doctor> lucky sharks
54:00 <Picard> lol
54:00 <Serenity> imagine catching and eating a fish soaked in heroin lol
54:00 <Picard> nuh i cant actually
54:00 <doctor> I could imagine that quite easily
54:00 <Picard> never ever been high in my life
54:12 <PandasDontDrive> Picard
54:16 <DemonsRun> You don't need to :)
54:17 <PandasDontDrive> how small is your penis again?
54:21 <Picard> pervert
54:28 <PandasDontDrive> if I'm not looking at the pic every few minutes I forget
54:29 <Picard> hows ya kids?
54:31 <PandasDontDrive> 3 inches?
54:42 <Picard> no its 4
54:47 <Excessive> lrn2slashnickopaxs
54:51 <PandasDontDrive> quite literally
54:53 <Maurice> Right you two, one more insult from either of you, and I ban you both
54:56 <PandasDontDrive> it is about 3
54:59 <PandasDontDrive> ok fine
55:02 <PandasDontDrive> :(
55:06 <Picard> lol
55:16 <PandasDontDrive> just when I was about to lose my virginity :P
55:18 <katatonic_kate01> :/
55:22 <doctor> You are unsavory and uncouth
55:23 <|Darkness|> Oo ooh banage!
55:26 <Picard> so whoever makes the insult gets banned??
55:49 <katatonic_kate01> sif get banned from here
55:51 <Maurice> No
55:54 <Sanguine> you two shuld have been banned about an hour ago
55:59 <Sanguine> fuck off with your girl fights
55:59 <Maurice> You will BOTH be banned if even one of you insults
56:00 <Serenity> well i mean of the sense that youd be eating fish.. nek minut
56:00 <Serenity> i dunno what heroins like lol but im sure youd notice
56:00 <Sanguine> why did Pieter leave?
56:00 <Sanguine> we're talkign about his favourite topic
56:00 <Serenity> lol
56:00 <Excessive> seen trainspotting?
56:07 <katatonic_kate01> you should be banned for spelling mistakes!
56:11 <Picard> i cant control what he says
56:16 <katatonic_kate01> That may rase the IQ level in here!
56:16 <Maurice> Not my problem
56:16 <Sanguine> you dont have to respond
56:18 <Picard> u know he is a loose cannon
56:25 <katatonic_kate01> raise
56:28 <katatonic_kate01> OH FAIL
56:28 <PandasDontDrive> goose magnum
56:36 <katatonic_kate01> time to leave !
56:36 <DemonsRun> katatonic_kate01: I think I love you. Lol
56:41 <[Maverick]> you're quite the loose cannon your self Picard...
56:44 <Picard> Sanguine, she said any insult we are both abnned
56:46 <[Maverick]> mirror of your wifes cunt maybe?
56:50 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
56:50 <Skirmish> KATE!
56:51 <Sanguine> Picard: and you'd deserve it
56:56 <katatonic_kate01> Oh dear!
56:56 <Sanguine> you get no sympathy from me mate
56:57 <Skirmish> I have missed you.
56:58 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish
56:58 <Picard> so do u
56:59 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
57:00 <Excessive> when he gets high
57:00 <Serenity> yes
57:00 <Excessive> and shows the feeling of being lowered into a grave
57:00 <Excessive> friend of mine was sayin that that's wat it feels like
57:03 <katatonic_kate01> how the fuck are you
57:11 <Skirmish> Excellent.
57:18 <katatonic_kate01> fantastical!
57:22 <katatonic_kate01> me too!
57:24 <Skirmish> I've planned a wedding!
57:31 <LiindaFunkmasterFlex> http://youtu.be/s7QDzm-A1ck
57:31 <katatonic_kate01> Oh yay! that's most awesome
57:32 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Outstanding - The Gap Band (1982) (Jun 23, 2011) 6:17 - Category: Music - 207,970 views - 1,286 likes (99.3%), 9 dislikes (0.7%)
57:35 <LiindaFunkmasterFlex> i love old skool
57:38 <katatonic_kate01> i've lost 10 kgs!
57:39 Nick: LiindaFunkmasterFlex is now known as Liinda
57:45 <katatonic_kate01> better than planning a wedding :P
57:46 <DemonsRun> Well done katatonic_kate01
57:51 <katatonic_kate01> I know right
57:54 <katatonic_kate01> :D
57:58 <Picard> well now im bored
58:00 <Serenity> how would that feel nice
58:00 <Excessive> donno "I said to myself that I'd never do that
58:00 <Serenity> does it feel nice at all or do people do it out of pure addiction
58:00 <Excessive> as in seein it as a loser's drug
58:00 <xm> what do you think of the tune "Born Slippy" Excessive ?
58:01 <Skirmish> Well ... I nodded at times and decided we were going to do bare foot bowls at the RSL before dinner ... that was the extent of my input.
58:05 <PandasDontDrive> um Maurice
58:11 <katatonic_kate01> lol
58:14 <Skirmish> How is the spawn Kate?
58:21 <katatonic_kate01> 4 yesterday!
58:28 <katatonic_kate01> hows your spawn?
58:53 <PandasDontDrive> Please stop flooding my pm Picard
58:55 <Skirmish> How time flies ... Ethan turned 13 in Feb just gone and I just before the term finished I had his parents teacher interviews for year 8.
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> Maurice was quite clear
59:00 <Excessive> never heard it xm
59:00 <xm> Underworld?
59:00 <xm> it was in Trainspotting
59:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, speaking of addictive ... this new game I got ... can't wait to get a certain aussie car ... carry on 
59:00 <Excessive> though another dude reckons that u jus don't give a fck abt anythin when on the harry
59:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd know the song xm
59:00 <Bastardly_One> link it 
59:00 <xm> of course he does Bastardly_One 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> *goes back to racing*
59:00 <Bastardly_One> enjoy the peace
59:04 <Sanguine> PandasDontDrive: /ignore Picard
59:06 <Sanguine> it's amazing
59:07 <Sanguine> works wonders!
59:07 <katatonic_kate01> wow!
59:08 <PandasDontDrive> doesn't mean you have to act like a child
59:12 <katatonic_kate01> time does fly!
59:23 <PandasDontDrive> ignored.
59:25 <Picard> u have a kid in year 8?
59:31 <Skirmish> I do
59:34 <Pyro-> now they'd rather whinge about it than use the ignore command
59:40 <Pyro-> because that would take brain cells
59:43 <Sanguine> can't win Pyro-
59:45 <katatonic_kate01> is it me, or can some peeps not read?
59:45 <DemonsRun> Lol Pyro-
59:47 <Sanguine> and it's scary to think
59:48 <PandasDontDrive> just used the ignore..
59:49 <Sanguine> apparently these are parents
59:50 <Picard> how old are u
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I got GT 6 a couple of hours ago
00:00 <DemonsRun> We were.
00:00 <Serenity> are you off in your own little world type deal
00:00 <Excessive> was ages ago since I saw the movie
00:00 <Serenity> cause when you see people on it theyre just spaced
00:00 <Excessive> so yeah prolly would know it and jus don't remember
00:00 <couleurs> FiFa 14 or Bye
00:00 <Bastardly_One> gtfo :)
00:08 <Skirmish> 36 on Monday.
00:12 <Picard> ok
00:18 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:21 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw old!
00:31 <Maurice> Old fucker
00:35 <DemonsRun> ^^
00:37 <DemonsRun> What they said
00:48 <Skirmish> You would all open your velvet tunnels for me.
00:56 <katatonic_kate01> shudder
00:58 <Pyro-> picard and pands are lovers. the hate rage is all just an act
00:59 <Maurice> Nuh uh
01:00 <Bastardly_One> this was cheap ... I'll wait for that to go down next week or so 
01:00 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvc-zfK8G38
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Underworld - Born Slippy Nuxx (Live @ Zepp Tokyo 2010) (Jan 4, 2011) 10:38 - Category: Music - 1,040,203 views - 5,809 likes (98%), 121 dislikes (2%)
01:00 <xm> was just listening to it earlier today too
01:00 <Excessive> well to see the thing of "jus not givin a fck abt anythin" would prolly explain why junkies rip any carnt off
01:07 <Sanguine> not lovers
01:09 <Sanguine> too stupid for that
01:14 <DemonsRun> ^
01:14 <Picard> lol pyro
01:20 <Picard> i love u pyron
01:23 <Picard> -n
01:25 <DemonsRun> Just fuck buddies
01:26 <DemonsRun> Nsa
01:50 <Picard> eeewwwwww
01:57 <Pyro-> give each other the reacharound
01:58 <Sanguine> lets look at it, allegedly they are parents of children, they are on the internet at 11PM on a saturday night having bitch fights over chat
02:00 <Bastardly_One> every man and his dog knows that song
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and like most movies ... the book was better
02:00 <Bastardly_One> buuuuuuuuuuuuuut
02:00 <Bastardly_One> racing ... *goes*
02:00 <xm> yes, i was asking about it re: drugs not if he knew it
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I just burst in ... said absolutely nothing ... and am going again
02:04 <Sanguine> its depressing to think they were allowed to breed
02:22 <Sanguine> and on that note
02:23 <katatonic_kate01> next
02:25 <Sanguine> more caramel latte
02:26 <Pyro-> hooked up in the mental hospital
02:28 <Maurice> HEY
02:36 <Maurice> I'm a supposed parent and I'm on the internet
02:40 <Maurice> But then, so is one of my kids
02:49 <Picard> Sanguine u should of been swallowed
02:49 <Pyro-> what's his nick lol
02:55 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lovely
03:00 <Bastardly_One> for now :)
03:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
03:00 <xm> OK traffic controller
03:00 <xm> you have da powah
03:03 <Picard> its 11pm ffs kids are in bed
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03:36 <Zade> give us another old skool tune Liinda
03:43 <doctor> kids are alright
03:51 <Picard> kids are not alright
03:56 <Sanguine> Picard: i was, but my flaggella was so strong i went right throught the intestinal lining
03:58 <Sanguine> to the uterus
04:00 <Bastardly_One> hush ... I have races to win in my shitty little honda fit
04:00 <DemonsRun> Then go
04:00 <xm> cant say im a fan of those games
04:00 <Serenity> now i want to watch basketball diaries
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I am when they're reasonably realistic
04:02 <Pyro-> kids are cunts
04:02 <Sanguine> because im a tough cunt
04:04 <Liinda> http://youtu.be/sr1qEOYsaok
04:05 <Sanguine> wanna fight?
04:06 <BlackDevil> Youtube: George Benson - Love X Love (1980).wmv (Mar 22, 2010) 4:48 - Category: Music - 646,469 views - 2,177 likes (98.8%), 26 dislikes (1.2%)
04:09 <Maurice> Pyro- don't play silly, its your bedtime in 10 mins
04:13 <Picard> idiot
04:18 <Zade> nice one Liinda
04:20 <doctor> i don't have any so i have no reason to hate them. mostly i feel sorry for them
04:22 <Liinda> thx
04:33 <Pyro-> i stupidly napped half arvo, so i'm not very sleepy mum
04:33 Nick: Liinda is now known as DJ_Liinda
04:40 <Pyro-> i mean Maurice
04:48 <DemonsRun> Feel sorry for who doctor ?
04:54 <PietSAbabe> Iove touching my vag
04:56 <doctor> kids
05:00 <Bastardly_One> good time to wander for a bit though ... DrGore will tell me how fantastic Morbid Angel were
05:00 <BaD_BoY_69> u can go to the streets an ask da niggas whos da menace 
05:00 <DrGore> they were ok
05:00 <BaD_BoY_69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm8zAY_PUY8
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Menace - Reality (Directed by Taydoe Productions) (Nov 6, 2009) 4:55 - Category: Music - 7,482 views - 58 likes (98.3%), 1 dislikes (1.7%)
05:00 <DrGore> decent show
05:00 <Bastardly_One> far out
05:00 <Bastardly_One> do you like anything? *lol*
05:00 <Bastardly_One> just ok?
05:02 <DemonsRun> Why?
05:05 <DJ_Liinda> http://youtu.be/imYJpr09IgQ
05:07 <BlackDevil> Youtube: George Benson - Give Me The Night (Apr 1, 2010) 5:02 - Category: Music - 6,399,045 views - 25,411 likes (98.8%), 298 dislikes (1.2%)
05:19 Quit: katatonic_kate01 ([email protected]) Client exited
05:41 <Maurice> I wish they still napped
05:49 <Maurice> It would mean my napping would be done in peace
05:50 <doctor> they're little miracle mishaps
05:51 <DJ_Liinda> http://youtu.be/6QIw1BQIvT4
05:53 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SHE'S A BAD MAMA JAMA / Carl Carlton (Sep 17, 2009) 4:34 - Category: Music - 1,394,595 views - 8,496 likes (99.7%), 27 dislikes (0.3%)
06:00 <Zade> george benson is awesome
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the quit
06:00 <DrGore> Yeah they played stuff from Heritic
06:00 <DrGore> and A string broke for trey on God of emptiness
06:02 <Pyro-> brandy, Maurice
06:09 <DemonsRun> Maurice: Mine is putting himself to bed now lol
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06:15 <DJ_Liinda> Yeah, love the old school stuff Zade
06:20 <DemonsRun> And forcing me to leave places early coz he likes to say goodbye
06:30 <Maurice> I have 2 in bed, just the oldest awake
06:47 <Pyro-> is he googling educational things?
06:56 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIs4a1Sjucg
06:56 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBdduYqdy3s
06:57 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alexander O' Neal - Fake (Jul 3, 2010) 0 - Category: Music - 33,355 views - 179 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
06:59 <doctor> I remember as a kid I'd often be begrudged by my elders thinking "well you were the assholes who brought me here"
07:00 <DrGore> guitar tech had wrong guage strings and it didn't tune properly
07:00 <Excessive> ummmm, yeah I know that track now
07:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit?
07:00 <DrGore> and trey yelled at him
07:00 <DrGore> funny cause he's a mate too
07:02 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Glenn Medeiros with Bobby Brown - She Ain't Worth It (Apr 13, 2013) 3:25 - Category: Music - 28,522 views - 143 likes (98.6%), 2 dislikes (1.4%)
07:21 <Serenity> ohhh are parents not allowed on the internet again
07:31 <Sanguine> no, parents are allowed
07:36 <DemonsRun> Nah doctor he loves to kiss and wave goodbye to everyone lol
07:38 <PietSAbabe> He
07:38 <Sanguine> just not immature ones
07:38 <DJ_Liinda> http://youtu.be/xlO3qmrVC-k
07:44 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Date not found) - - -
07:45 <Maurice> Pyro- no, he's playing minecraft
07:49 <DemonsRun> Walks out of a shop and blows kisses
08:00 <DrGore> i should have teched for them. I would have just handed him one of my universes
08:02 <Pyro-> digging a hole
08:03 <Sanguine> i know teen parents that are better behaved than some
08:26 <Maurice> He's probably cornered ShadowLurker on skype again
08:37 <Pyro-> ahh yeah
08:39 <Serenity> LOL Maurice
08:41 <Pyro-> who usually wins?
08:53 <Maurice> I dunno, he's pretty bossy in his demands to ShadowLurker
08:54 <Serenity> i was a teen parent -.-
09:00 <Excessive> though I like this one of theirs too ....... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w-n0GrkF8E
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Underworld - Underneath the Radar (May 6, 2011) 6:06 - Category: Music - 77,025 views - 311 likes (97.2%), 9 dislikes (2.8%)
09:00 <couleurs> i'm da menace
09:03 <Crip> all the cool ppl are tuned into blessed wubs on tunein.radioxenu.com
09:09 <Serenity> no they arent crip
09:13 <Sanguine> are you trying to get me to dig a hole
09:16 <Crip> yes sez, they are
09:18 <Crip> :p
09:25 <Serenity> lol Sanguine im not
09:30 <Serenity> im just being a woman
09:32 <DJ_Liinda> http://youtu.be/PYS-mdy7PxQ
09:33 <Sanguine> oh ok
09:35 <Sanguine> carry on
09:37 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Date not found) - - -
09:38 <Serenity> lol
09:41 <Maurice> Sanguine yes, but only so we can bury people in it
09:44 <Sanguine> i hereby allow it
09:48 <Sanguine> as king of the itnernet
09:55 <Skirmish> Ok since I am home tonight I am going to tune in crip.
10:00 <Excessive> and lmfao at Saemon bein connected up ^ there
10:02 <Serenity> im probably going to lose my mind over the next 7 days so..
10:02 <Zade> i ahve never heard of Shalamar - A Night To Remember
10:06 <Pyro-> killing is so much effort
10:19 <Maurice> Oh nooooo Serenity
10:22 <Maurice> You reminded me :/
10:24 <Sanguine> me too
10:26 <Pyro-> the painters around ? :P
10:29 <Sanguine> next week is gonna be shit
10:38 <Skirmish> Play me this Crip
10:41 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2Xz8ByceWk
10:42 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alex S. - Ultimate Sweetie Belle (Aug 28, 2012) 5:21 - Category: Music - 1,034,530 views - 14,967 likes (98.3%), 257 dislikes (1.7%)
10:47 <Serenity> soon
11:00 <Excessive> he said that to me too a while back too ......... I donno, I prolly left him with nothin else to say
11:06 Nick: Sanguine is now known as dematerialised
11:08 <DJ_Liinda> http://youtu.be/Amzp7W0RkPA
11:10 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Patrice Rushen - Forget Me Nots (Feb 15, 2010) 4:43 - Category: Music - 2,046,999 views - 11,096 likes (99%), 109 dislikes (1%)
11:32 <Zade> omg DJ_Liinda i was just playin patrice rushen
11:38 <DJ_Liinda> lol no way
11:47 <DJ_Liinda> here's an awesome song for you, hang on
11:52 <Zade> havn't ya heard
12:03 <DJ_Liinda> sexiest song ever...
12:05 <DJ_Liinda> http://youtu.be/9ieevQ9RrDc
12:12 <DJ_Liinda> just loe the sound
12:14 <DJ_Liinda> *love
12:33 <couleurs> i thought it was sunday... all these public holidays have ruined me
12:43 <dematerialised> hah same
12:49 <dematerialised> i just got back from a weeks holiday
12:55 <dematerialised> dont fucking know what year it is at the moment
13:06 <couleurs> u lil rippa
13:07 <Skirmish> Crip: I just put your channel address into a public channel in World of Warcraft. See if we can get you some extra listeners.
13:17 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d27679i-X4
13:18 <BlackDevil> Youtube: S.O.S. Band - Take Your Time (Do It Right) (Nov 20, 2009) 0 - Category: Music - 2,363,428 views - 10,546 likes (98.7%), 137 dislikes (1.3%)
13:20 <Picard> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
13:29 <Picard> couleurs it is, go to work tomorrow
13:44 Quit: CockPox ([email protected]) Quit: Ciao
14:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck it's scary being this good in such a shit car 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> if I do say so myself
14:33 <couleurs> wouldn't it be ironic if i was a calendar printer... huehue
14:39 <Maurice> I was 5 and he was 6.. we rode on horses made of sticks.. he wore black and I wore white
14:43 <Maurice> He shot me down bang bang
14:59 <Skirmish> He bruised your cervix, bang bang.
15:04 <doctor> my baby shot me down
15:05 <Maurice> Been there
15:12 <PandasDontDrive> DJ linas
15:14 <dematerialised> did that
15:19 <dematerialised> :3
15:25 <Maurice> Well *I* didn't bruise my cervix
15:49 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDhAdMkn9uo
15:50 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Toy Trumpet Virtuoso (May 15, 2010) 1:12 - Category: Music - 792,932 views -
15:56 <DJ_Liinda> http://youtu.be/joX3E3m7XtI
15:57 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Midnight Star - Curious (Apr 10, 2009) 4:54 - Category: Music - 1,044,348 views - 4,541 likes (98%), 93 dislikes (2%)
16:07 <doctor> do you need kids to bruise your cervix?
16:10 <Pyro-> i'd try
16:12 Quit: cYbR ([email protected]) austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by cYb-R)
16:32 Join: cYbR ([email protected]) to #melbourne
16:55 <cYbR> what cunt was using my nick
17:00 <couleurs> yep u rok
17:09 <DJ_Liinda> http://youtu.be/GKbOZVW7XxU
17:10 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eugene Wilde - Gotta Get You Home Tonight (Apr 29, 2009) 5:22 - Category: Music - 1,052,926 views - 5,979 likes (98.5%), 90 dislikes (1.5%)
17:14 <Skirmish> A smelly hairy one.
17:35 <cYbR> cYbR has quit (austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by cYb-R)) pwnt.
17:40 <dematerialised> cYbR, you are
17:46 <Pyro-> you were
17:49 <cYbR> thx :)
17:53 <dematerialised> cYb-R is [email protected] * realname
17:54 <dematerialised> cYbR is [email protected] * realname
17:57 <dematerialised> derp :P
17:59 <Pyro-> [11:06pm 26/4] * cYbR ([email protected]) Quit (austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by cYb-R))
17:59 <Pyro-> [11:07pm 26/4] * cYbR ([email protected]) has joined #melbourne
18:00 Quit: DemonsRun ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
18:12 <cYbR> *puts a hit on myself
18:17 Join: DemonsRun ([email protected]) to #melbourne
18:20 <cYbR> odd because IRC wasn't running
18:39 <dematerialised> my mirc used to fuck up and keep running in the background
18:43 <dematerialised> maybe happened with you
18:46 <dematerialised> *shrug*
19:00 <Chronologie> ur on ur final lap! go! go! go! no time to change tires...ur on fireeeeee!
19:01 <cYbR> im using HexChat. has a few issues but the pretty UI is worth it
19:03 <PandasDontDrive> does irc jog?
19:05 <DJ_Liinda> http://youtu.be/Cx0xzO73Amo
19:06 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Soul For Real - Candy Rain (Date not found) 0 - Category: Music - <div class="video-extras-sparkbars"> views - 37,504 likes (98.2%), 703 dislikes (1.8%)
19:06 <PandasDontDrive> :P
19:15 <PandasDontDrive> is that linas or?
19:32 <DJ_Liinda> its meeeeeeee panadols
19:43 <dematerialised> just googled hexchat, i remember xchat from yeaaaars ago
19:46 <PandasDontDrive> :P o yea
19:47 <PandasDontDrive> kewl
19:49 <dematerialised> from when i used to run a debian desktop lol
20:00 <Chronologie> how long has saemon been coming to #melb?
20:00 <Chronologie> he's a good toy
20:07 <DJ_Liinda> anyone remember irc? lol KIDDING, :P
20:14 <DJ_Liinda> I used to have Pow Wow
20:19 * PandasDontDrive spins linas around like a record baby right round baby right round!
20:27 <DJ_Liinda> lol panadols
20:30 <PandasDontDrive> lols
20:36 <PandasDontDrive> wiki wiki
20:47 * Picard slaps DJ_Liinda around a bit with a large trout
20:58 * DJ_Liinda sits on picard and kills him slowly :P
21:00 <Excessive> he's like a fckn chihuahua barkin away 
21:00 <Chronologie> dog with no legs getting around on a skateboard
21:09 <Picard> ouch
21:11 <DJ_Liinda> haha
21:13 <DJ_Liinda> xxx
21:14 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
21:16 <Picard> no ring for u.
21:23 <DJ_Liinda> MEANIE!!!!!!!!!!!
21:29 <Picard> u had your chance baby
21:34 <DJ_Liinda> pssshhhh
21:47 <PandasDontDrive> k i must go watch brad pitt slam an irishman into a rake.
21:49 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!
21:55 <PandasDontDrive> PS4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21:58 <PandasDontDrive> 4 LYFE
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:00 <Chronologie> he'll be a hit on oprah (if it were still around)
22:11 <Fez> Pc
22:23 <Pyro-> yeah.. pc
22:33 <DJ_Liinda> http://youtu.be/ATsmMBptA08
22:33 <Picard> hahahahhaa :P
22:34 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tevin Campbell - Can We Talk? (Sep 15, 2009) 0 - Category: Music - 5,811,539 views - 23,226 likes (99%), 243 dislikes (1%)
23:18 <Picard> im a genuine cunt
23:53 <DJ_Liinda> http://youtu.be/ReI6gvzVP0Y
23:55 <BlackDevil> Youtube: New Edition - If It Isn't Love (Oct 7, 2009) 4:56 - Category: Music - 8,370,030 views - 30,279 likes (98.1%), 586 dislikes (1.9%)
24:08 <Zade> did you get into american freestyle music?
24:35 Quit: |Darkness| ([email protected]) Quit: ;
26:00 <DrGore> Yeah cause Oprah was well known for having legless dogs on skatebords
26:05 Quit: Nikky` ([email protected]) Quit:
26:14 Quit: Picard ([email protected]) Quit:
27:00 <couleurs> i'm opra
27:00 <DrGore> which are similar to skateboards
27:00 <Defunct> Bombs away, bombs away
27:00 <doctor> Opra Winfield
27:00 <Defunct> can you feel my love?
27:00 <couleurs> opra dunhill
27:00 <Chronologie> DrGore: http://www.oprah.com/spirit/Faith-the-Walking-Dog-Video
27:00 <Chronologie> ye of little faith.
27:15 <Skirmish> Crip, you haven't played my request yet. I am going to complain.
28:00 <Chronologie> a doubter
28:00 <Chronologie> watch and ye believe
28:00 <couleurs> i'm watching windows scammer youtubes, they're funy
28:00 <Chronologie> yeah, they're pretty funny
28:00 <Chronologie> seen Anus Laptops?
28:49 <DJ_Liinda> zade,i used to love funkmaaster flex.. a lot of rappers did free styles on there.
29:00 <Crip> whats ur req Skirmish?
29:00 <couleurs> no
29:00 <Chronologie> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeuPI_NTdHc&feature=kp
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nigerian Scammer Makes Commercial for Anus Laptops (Mar 19, 2013) 4:04 - Category: Comedy - 9,323 views - 37 likes (94.9%), 2 dislikes (5.1%)
29:08 Nick: DJ_Liinda is now known as Liinda
29:20 <Zade> ok cool
29:23 <Liinda> http://youtu.be/fE77mos-ppo
29:25 <BlackDevil> Youtube: New Edition - Hit Me Off (Oct 8, 2009) 4:26 - Category: Music - 1,257,579 views - 5,091 likes (98.2%), 94 dislikes (1.8%)
29:30 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2Xz8ByceWk
29:31 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alex S. - Ultimate Sweetie Belle (Aug 28, 2012) 0 - Category: Music - 1,034,530 views - 14,967 likes (98.3%), 257 dislikes (1.7%)
29:51 <Lumeah> i got one... lol
30:00 <Chronologie> ive got a silent number so never get windows scammers but i would enjoy it now and then
30:00 <couleurs> lol
31:07 <Fez> Penis?
31:15 <Lumeah> something in your mouth - nickelback
31:17 <Lumeah> yup
31:18 <Lumeah> lol
31:21 <Lumeah> penis
31:28 <Liinda> lol
31:28 <Crip> ok Skirmish ill play that
31:50 Join: NightOwl1 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
32:00 <DrGore> well fuck me I stand corrected
32:33 <Liinda> http://youtu.be/N6blgjF6UkU
32:35 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bell Biv DeVoe - Poison (1990) (Jan 31, 2006) 4:49 - Category: Music - 4,500,073 views - 19,567 likes (98.6%), 283 dislikes (1.4%)
32:57 <Doodle> @mp3 Bell Biv DeVoe - Poison.mp3 (4.52MB 192kbps Stereo 3:17)
33:00 <Scattered> so there DrGore
33:01 <Doodle> new jack swing ftw
33:42 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ-1DYwaxrE
33:43 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Freeez - I.O.U. 1983 - Original Version (Aug 4, 2009) 3:50 - Category: Music - 2,884,847 views - 11,781 likes (98.6%), 165 dislikes (1.4%)
34:51 <Liinda> http://youtu.be/3KL9mRus19o
34:52 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Blackstreet - No Diggity ft. Dr. Dre, Queen Pen (Oct 8, 2009) 4:33 - Category: Music - 22,417,943 views - 103,886 likes (97.9%), 2,183 dislikes (2.1%)
35:20 <Liinda> awesome zade!!
35:58 <Liinda> totally forgot bout that song
36:33 <Liinda> all time fave:
36:34 <Liinda> http://youtu.be/R8AOAap6_k4
36:35 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Womack and Womack - Teardrops (Oct 8, 2009) 3:59 - Category: Music - 6,322,787 views - 25,128 likes (98.4%), 411 dislikes (1.6%)
37:22 <Excessive> Liinda, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU
37:23 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Salt-N-Pepa - Push It (Oct 6, 2009) 4:27 - Category: Music - 16,450,314 views - 61,389 likes (97.4%), 1,625 dislikes (2.6%)
38:00 <Crip> playing your req now Skirmish, www.tunein.radioxenu.com
38:15 <Skirmish> I am listening.
38:22 <Skirmish> Just not in the chat. Too many windows open.
38:27 Nick: Serenity is now known as HalfBaked
39:15 Nick: HalfBaked is now known as Serenity
39:29 <Excessive> onleh teh sexeh ppl
39:43 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4GOACWzjI8
39:44 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Beatmasters feat. JC 001 - Boulevard of Broken Dreams (7" Version) (Jun 7, 2012) 3:50 - Category: Music - 2,983 views - 38 likes (97.4%), 1 dislikes (2.6%)
40:11 <Liinda> http://youtu.be/9aofoBrFNdg
40:13 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Biz Markie - Just A Friend (Official Video) (Aug 3, 2010) 4:40 - Category: Music - 7,003,424 views - 48,209 likes (98.2%), 903 dislikes (1.8%)
40:17 <Liinda> haha cool Zade
41:49 <Fez> U guys will wear blackdevil out
42:21 Quit: Pyro- ([email protected]) austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by Pyroletic-)
42:49 Join: Pyro- ([email protected]) to #melbourne
42:58 <Zade> i have never heard of biz markie
43:56 <Liinda> hahahahahahaha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWsBirqxEjA
43:57 <BlackDevil> Youtube: [History of Rap] Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake (Dec 31, 2013) 19:31 - Category: Entertainment - 3,220,276 views - 30,045 likes (98.7%), 392 dislikes (1.3%)
44:00 <Liinda> biz markie is old
44:03 <Liinda> watch this last one
44:43 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VCdJyOAQYM
44:45 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Arrested Development - Tennessee (Mar 12, 2009) 3:58 - Category: Music - 1,349,760 views - 8,125 likes (98.1%), 156 dislikes (1.9%)
45:07 <Excessive> .........................................................................................................................................................................................................
45:11 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQWEIxFeceE
45:13 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Infinity - Dirty Love (Directory Mix) (Jan 25, 2013) 5:36 - Category: Music - 2,516 views - 11 likes (91.7%), 1 dislikes (8.3%)
45:15 <Pyro-> that shits annoying
45:20 Join: Saemon ([email protected]) to #melbourne
45:30 <Zade> haha cool
45:45 <Saemon> omg
46:09 <Saemon> my dick is red sore from watching megan fox on transformers on ch.10
46:29 <Saemon> had the most epic jerk off sesh evar
46:41 <zaleth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqjEO400lMU
46:43 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CNN Apologizes After Playing NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA Rap for 103 Year Old Lady! (Sep 2, 2011) 0:49 - Category: Comedy - 1,104,412 views - 6,012 likes (95.5%), 282 dislikes (4.5%)
46:45 <zaleth> classic
47:47 <couleurs> lol
48:37 Join: damibawt ([email protected]) to #melbourne
48:55 <damian> hm.
49:47 <couleurs> I Hate Manure !
50:33 Join: Shadowgate ([email protected]) to #melbourne
51:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i0iBs-J5BU
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Foo Fighters - These Days LYRICS (Feb 18, 2012) 4:59 - Category: Music - 451,376 views - 2,548 likes (97.9%), 55 dislikes (2.1%)
51:54 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLE9G93fnNQ
51:55 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Love 4 Sale - Do You Feel So Right - LED Records (Sep 6, 2007) 5:53 - Category: Music - 235,289 views - 808 likes (98.5%), 12 dislikes (1.5%)
52:21 <doctor> J'aime fumier
54:05 <couleurs> cheeky
54:06 <Saemon> `seen PandasDontDrive
54:07 <prowl> Saemon, if you can't see PandasDontDrive here right now, you probably need new glasses. ^_^
55:00 <Scattered> hey Pieter
56:00 <DrGore> `info
57:16 <Zade> nice one Excessive
58:21 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RW4YfSxBeAw
58:22 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Liquid - Sweet Harmony (Mar 5, 2008) 4:26 - Category: Music - 1,060,350 views - 4,187 likes (98.4%), 67 dislikes (1.6%)
58:52 Join: stevenn ([email protected]) to #melbourne
59:29 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZMUaw1ooZI
59:30 <BlackDevil> Youtube: R.T.Z. feat. Mistri - In the Name of Love (Hi-NRG Mix) (May 21, 2011) 6:14 - Category: Music - 1,509 views - 12 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
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