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00:00 <BillyGoat> 9am ere
00:00 <Bastardly_One> no fucking way ... who stole my evening
00:00 <BillyGoat> pm rather
00:00 <Loof> anyone know how to detect wifi jammers?
00:00 <Loof> is there an android app?
01:00 <Excessive> lol fooL
02:00 <BillyGoat> loof jammin it up
02:00 <Bastardly_One> won't help
02:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the modem itself
02:00 <Loof> tried 3 different ones
02:00 <Bastardly_One> go into the modem and tell me if you're seeing packet logs or not
02:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me in pm though
02:00 <BillyGoat> all the wifi radio waves messin with loofs head
03:00 <BillyGoat> radiation in ya head loof
03:00 <Loof> modems don't detect jammers
04:00 <beehhh> my aunt is running low on cash because my twin is sucking cash to the melbourne for his luxury
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't want to know about that
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to know if your modem has been sent packets
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yes or no
04:00 <beehhh> i have no option but to go to uk
04:00 <BillyGoat> sell ya tranny beehhh
05:00 <BillyGoat> put it on gumtree
05:00 <BillyGoat> in indian dollars
05:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/893914_10201848913798425_1309025425_o.jpg
05:00 <mattyd> Loof the only way to detect a wifi jammer is with a spectrum analyser and for 2.4ghz they wont be cheap
05:00 <mattyd> more expensive for 5.8ghz most ilkely
05:00 <beehhh> shes a good girl
05:00 <beehhh> worse come to worse i'd be working in malaysia
06:00 <mattyd> beehhh ur a million years old why do you rely on your rellos for money
06:00 <beehhh> to only person i owe is my aunt
07:00 <simba> mattyd you seen this show http://25.media.tumblr.com/a838b1653820b729de981603ca04986c/tumblr_mz272otuPK1su2z3lo1_500.jpg
07:00 <beehhh> 76-04
07:00 <beehhh> 76-14
07:00 <mattyd> lmao no
07:00 <BillyGoat> beehhh simba might buy her
07:00 <BillyGoat> with his gambling winnings 
07:00 <mattyd> i mean ive seen 1 ep
07:00 <mattyd> but thats it
08:00 <beehhh> last nite we slept together naked holding hands into the morning
08:00 <beehhh> bitch swallowed my cum
08:00 <Student> ofcourse you would holding hands , that is the best you can do with a naked woman 
08:00 <Student> hold their hands
09:00 <simba> i think Loof would like its always sunny
09:00 <Student> why would you think that?
09:00 <Loof> in phili?
09:00 <simba> ya
09:00 <Loof> yeah i do
09:00 <mattyd> always silly in phunni
09:00 <BillyGoat> maybe loof will buy your gf beehhh he is into asians
09:00 <simba> Classic
09:00 <beehhh> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t31/1932709_260863440753347_927521947_o.jpg
10:00 <simba> you gotta pay the troll toll, to get into this boys hole
10:00 <Student> well loof had been bought by an asian, what are you talking about :P
10:00 <BillyGoat> lol
10:00 <Loof> shutup Student you fucking tard
10:00 <Loof> nobody cares what brown ppl think
10:00 <simba> Touched by an Asian
10:00 <simba> for the very first time
10:00 <Student> what? is that strange to see the truth?
10:00 <Loof> lol
10:00 <Student> you have been owned by an asian 
10:00 <Student> true story 
10:00 <beehhh> asian tranny?
10:00 <Student> so why the fuck  you do not admit it?
11:00 <Student> ha ha 
11:00 <Loof> Student does your dad get your permission when he wants sex, or does he simply just rape you?
12:00 <Student> i do not know what does that suppose to mean , may be that is a custom in your country 
12:00 <Student> but i do not know of such thing in my country 
12:00 <Loof> Student how did it feel being the only 25 year old in grade 5?
12:00 <Student> so sorry
12:00 <Student> i am neither 25 nor grade 5
12:00 <Student> what the fuck is your information generated from? your asshole?
12:00 <Student> lousy loof ;)
13:00 <simba> Student it's not unusual to be loved by anyone
13:00 <Loof> Student dreams of white women, but he'll never get one cause his skin looks like, and smells like turd
13:00 <simba> - Tom Jones 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ this from another chat "you dickbag!" ... "What's a dickbag?" ... "Only a dickbag would ask what a dickbag is"
13:00 <Student> i am not into white woman that are full of crap 
13:00 <Student> absoultely do not want them 
14:00 <mattyd> sounds like u are not into any women
14:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
14:00 <Student> Loof , just try this, your 2 year old is playing again on the road today?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> more like a good paki
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and into goats aren't ya Student?
14:00 <Loof> nobody likes pakis
14:00 <Student> mattyd i am not sure about your assumption 
14:00 <Student> goats are for goats
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and attacking parental skills is low when you're not one yourself
15:00 <Student> i do not know what crap you peoples are up to :P
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you cannot keep an eye on a child 24/7
15:00 <Bastardly_One> it's just impossible dickbag
15:00 <Loof> Serenity BillyGoat is being racist
15:00 <Loof> bann him
15:00 <Student> ok 
15:00 <Student> nothing happened for now 
16:00 <Student> but i hope you get the idea of things to come 
16:00 <Student> and may be you try to step up and do something about it 
16:00 <Student> when are you quitting again?
16:00 <Racer> ha ha 
16:00 <Racist> lol
17:00 <Racist> race ya cunt
17:00 <Loof> so many retards
17:00 <Racer> race ya girl 
17:00 <Loof> so few bullets
17:00 <Racer> so little life ;)
17:00 <Racer> that is why they invented the nukes, saves bullets
17:00 <druff> hi
17:00 <Racer> hello 
17:00 <druff> how are you?
18:00 <Student> i am fine, how about yourself?
18:00 <druff> im ok
18:00 <Student> good to know 
18:00 <druff> u>?
18:00 <Student> i am doing just fine
18:00 <Loof> real tough behind a screen aren't you billygoat pussy redneck sister fucker
18:00 <druff> drinkiong/.
18:00 <Student> Loof is so helpless 
19:00 <Student> poor guy , have issues dealing the nerves 
19:00 <Student> every body pray for our beloved Loof
19:00 <druff> why even try to abuse?
19:00 <druff> u lower yourself
19:00 <Student> what are you talking about druff?
19:00 <Loof> billygoat do you prefer the taste of ur dad's cock over ur brothers? and does ur sister get jelly?
19:00 <BillyGoat> lol
19:00 <BillyGoat> loof gonna go on for ages now 
19:00 <Student> is that the best you can do Loof?
19:00 <Loof> you know they like to keep it all in the family in the country
19:00 <Student> that was just plaing shit you tried to type
19:00 <druff> im talking about are u drinking
20:00 <Loof> I'ma make you suqeel like a pig boy!
20:00 <Student> druff never, i am natural ;P
20:00 <BillyGoat> loof is like a honda lawnmower, starts first time everytime
20:00 <Loof> the movie deliverence was based on billygoat's family
20:00 <Bastardly_One> "My heart is feeling like it's spent a week in jail, coz you're fucking my heart in the ass"
20:00 <druff> so you guys all know stufff
20:00 <Student> yeah we try 
20:00 <druff> whats a sexy filmclip?
20:00 <Student> we know "stuff" ;P
20:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll start you off with one
20:00 <druff> i said that
20:00 <Bastardly_One> then onto another
20:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
21:00 <Student> a sexy film clip is the one that want you to see it more and more 
21:00 <druff> b1
21:00 <druff> go to other chan
21:00 <Student> why are you trying to direct other people in here?
21:00 <druff> errr
21:00 <druff> lol
21:00 <Student> is that anything special today? or that is the way you roll?
21:00 <druff> im drunk
21:00 <Student> err??? , lol
21:00 <Student> ????
22:00 <druff> and you still make no sense
22:00 <Student> so that gives you the lisecnse to do that?
22:00 <druff> yep
22:00 <Student> yah right , i am trying to ask a drunkard, poor me 
22:00 <Loof> internet toughy
22:00 <Student> my mistake 
22:00 <Loof> so sad
22:00 <druff> you never asked
22:00 <druff> you assumed
22:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6JxbeY2wRE
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eric Prydz - Call On Me (Uncensored) HD (Jul 22, 2011) - Category: Music - 569,414 views - 3,164 likes (96.3%), 123 dislikes (3.7%)
22:00 <Student> knife loof where? ass hole? :P
22:00 <Loof> the type that gets their ass kicked irl
22:00 <druff> silly boi
22:00 <Bastardly_One> ass central
22:00 <Bastardly_One> then when that's done tell me
22:00 <Student> assumed what dear?
23:00 <beehhh> nothing lasts forever but this
23:00 <Student> only 414 views and 3,164 likes? what is that suppose to mean?
24:00 <beehhh> women dont appreciates when man cares for them
24:00 <Student> so people are liking it even without viewing it?
24:00 <Student> depends on what is "cares" in your dictionary 
24:00 <Student> because they can surely tell between the real care and fake ones
25:00 <Bastardly_One> 569,414 views
25:00 <Student> i see
25:00 <Bastardly_One> you must know what song
25:00 <Student> ummm
25:00 <Bastardly_One> the entire world know it and that clip
25:00 <druff> i like u b1
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and then for druff to finish on ...
26:00 <Loof> i just gave billygoatfucker my address, wonder if the pussy will show
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I gather he's fapping
26:00 <druff> to drunk to fap
26:00 <bash-ya-loof> lol
26:00 <Student> fapping on just a nick int he nick list? :P
26:00 <Student> that would be one very odd fapping 
26:00 <BillyGoat> i pully
26:00 <Student> why are you torturing Loof? :P
26:00 <beehhh> all im seeking is resting in peace
27:00 <Student> do not you have fucking manners BillyGoat? you silly person 
27:00 <druff> got more bastad?
27:00 <BillyGoat> loof is firey 
27:00 <Student> more fapping? 
27:00 <BillyGoat> im comin too his house in the fire truck
27:00 <BillyGoat> put him out
27:00 <druff> Student: i asked bastard not you
27:00 <druff> derp
27:00 <beehhh> why not in visybin truck
27:00 <beehhh> clean his rubbish
28:00 <BillyGoat> you better keep the water on loof all the time FireFighter
28:00 <FireFighter> here you go Loof, cool down 
28:00 <BillyGoat> lol
28:00 <BillyGoat> good job, just stay there unit 1 FireFighter 
28:00 <BillyGoat> im sure a flare up again is around the corner 
28:00 <FireFighter> well in that case i have to stay there for a very long time
28:00 <FireFighter> and i do not have that type of time on my hand
28:00 <BillyGoat> indeed
28:00 <Student> he is on his own ;P
29:00 <BillyGoat> gonba get messy 
29:00 <druff> who wanrts to?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
30:00 <Excessive> seen the TT compilation I posted last nite ol dude?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> can't find the clip I was looking for
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and nuh I didn't
30:00 <druff> blurred lines?
30:00 <beehhh> dont worry i'll live 200 years and plus
30:00 <Excessive> http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x11rwxk_titty-flash-compilation_music?start=1
30:00 <druff> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Creep (feat. Nicki Minaj and John Waters) (Jan 29, 2011) 2:45 - Category: Comedy - 80,725,542 views - 382,140 likes (97%), 11,945 dislikes (3%)
31:00 <druff> do the creep
31:00 <Loof> Student what's it like being your age and still a virgin?
32:00 <druff> its good bro
32:00 <Student> i do not know how to answer a misinformation to a person like you ;)
32:00 <druff> its better than you rlife
32:00 <druff> fucking and fucking wasting time
32:00 <Loof> alcos everywhere
32:00 <Student> wow Excessive , nice work 
32:00 <Loof> so pathetic
33:00 <beehhh> location, location, the moon
33:00 <druff> hey
33:00 <druff> i answered
33:00 <druff> idf you dont like iot go ask other people
33:00 <druff> so so silly
33:00 <beehhh> i saw i came back on my birthday
34:00 <beehhh> i was with my new ts gf shes lovely
34:00 <Serenity> Student is getting a bit lippy
34:00 <Bastardly_One> her name is rio and she dances in the saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
35:00 <Loof> what about BillyGoat being racist and threatening violence?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3W6yf6c-FA
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Duran Duran - Rio (Feb 26, 2009) 5:04 - Category: Music - 5,038,906 views - 12,863 likes (96.8%), 432 dislikes (3.2%)
35:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up ... I'm singing a classic we don't care about boat people
35:00 <Serenity> what about it
35:00 <Serenity> im not banning anyone just making a statement
35:00 <Bonny> loof has been racist too
36:00 <Bonny> against the aborigines
36:00 <Loof> when?
36:00 <Loof> it was against student
36:00 <Loof> he's paki
36:00 <Bonny> no it wasn'...
36:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up wog ... who asked you Bonny
36:00 <Bonny> you went off about the aborigines
36:00 <Bonny> loll Bastardly_One
36:00 <Loof> tonight?
36:00 <Bonny> 2 nights ago
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and fucking abo cunts ... stealing my petrol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I buy that for ME to sniff
36:00 <Serenity> lucky im not banning anyone then
36:00 <Bastardly_One> not them
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and you fuck off too Serenity
37:00 <Bastardly_One> being from WA
37:00 <Bonny> I didn't say it for loof to get banned.. but he is calling someone else racist when he is racist himself
37:00 <Bastardly_One> you're bound to be english no?
37:00 <Serenity> no
37:00 <Loof> he's racist, homophobic and threatens violence constantly, but nah, he's a good bloke lol
37:00 <Loof> funny
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that's rare Serenity
37:00 <Bastardly_One> for Perth :P
37:00 <Serenity> no one said he was a good bloke?
37:00 <Serenity> no its not
38:00 <Bonny> at least he doesn't betray his friends
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I've always known it as a load of english whiners ... only part of aust I've not been to
38:00 <Bastardly_One> so I wouldnt know
38:00 <beehhh> toowoomba got flooded
38:00 <Loof> shutup bonny go pop some more pills mentalcase
38:00 <Maurice> I was born in Australian, I'm Australian
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Pete, stop being a racist cunt or I'm tellin' old man nulla nulla
38:00 <Serenity> born in australian
38:00 <Maurice> Shut up
38:00 <Maurice> MINUS N
39:00 <Serenity> I WILL NOT
39:00 <beehhh> the australian newspaper is related to you Maurice?
39:00 <Maurice> No, but a dictionary is
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I can tell Maurice by that alone
39:00 <BlackDevil> i was born in new zealand
39:00 <BillyGoat> lol
39:00 <Serenity> Maurice
39:00 <Maurice> But you won't get that, so nevermind
39:00 <Bonny> you're a pill popper mental patient too, Loof.. calling the kettle black
39:00 <Serenity> i just went to the fridge and shoveled like
39:00 <Loof> i'm off my meds
39:00 <Serenity> 3 slices of beetroot into my mouth
39:00 <Loof> i dont take any drugs
39:00 <beehhh> in perth lot of migrants
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I was born in australian is definitely australian
39:00 <Maurice> Nom, beetroot
39:00 <beehhh> asaisns
39:00 <Loof> no weed, no meds, no grog
39:00 <Loof> only coffee and cigs
39:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking asians
39:00 <Bastardly_One> stealing my rice!
39:00 <Maurice> It was a typo, zip it
39:00 <beehhh> Loof got hemmorhoids
39:00 <Loof> lol
40:00 <beehhh> big ones
40:00 <Loof> yeah beehhh wanna lick em
40:00 <Loof> ?
40:00 <Bonny> Loof.. being off meds doesn't change the fact you're mentally disabled
40:00 <Bastardly_One> do I have to Maurice?
40:00 <Loof> bonny i'm fine
40:00 <Loof> dont need em
40:00 <Maurice> No you're not
40:00 <Loof> no voices etc
40:00 <Maurice> You're fucking batshit
40:00 <Loof> unlike you
40:00 <beehhh> drink lexetive syrup
40:00 <Bastardly_One> unlike you?
40:00 <Bonny> we'll see, Loof
40:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking don't start Loof
40:00 <Loof> k
40:00 <Maurice> You missed his 3 day awake rants, Bonny
40:00 <Loof> sorry
40:00 <Serenity> for goodness sake
40:00 <Maurice> Then him getting back on the weed
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Bonny never complains about one of her problems
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and she' a pretty tough life IMO
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I complain about mine but it's a walk in the park compared to her own shit
41:00 <Bastardly_One> she tries to do shit about it though
41:00 <Loof> well i'll make a deal billygoat, you dont be racist and i wont
41:00 <Loof> ok?
41:00 <Maurice> How about stop giving away peoples pasts
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I just don't like the way she tried to help you
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and you flat out attacked her
41:00 <Loof> yeah she was right Bastardly_One 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, I asked first Maurice
42:00 <Loof> about weed
42:00 <Bastardly_One> believe it or not I'd do that for any friend
42:00 <druff> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I'm On A Boat (ft. T-Pain) - Album Version (Feb 7, 2009) 3:09 - Category: Comedy - 80,052,148 views - 336,499 likes (96.2%), 13,221 dislikes (3.8%)
42:00 <Maurice> Serenity, Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans in this movie, perfect sandwich
42:00 <Serenity> yum
42:00 <Serenity> ill take 2 plz
42:00 <Bastardly_One> The Last Boy Scout
42:00 <Maurice> His son is identical to him
42:00 <Bastardly_One> right?
42:00 <BillyGoat> bonny is a very nice lady im honoured to have as a friend 
42:00 <Maurice> He's in New Girl and its like looking at Damon
42:00 <Bastardly_One> on Go! ?
43:00 <Bonny> :)
43:00 <Student> :)
43:00 <Student> lot of love in the room 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> what was the movie on before it?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> with reese witherspoon in it?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I never got the title
43:00 <beehhh> abbott successfully stops the boat
43:00 <Student> jerry macguire ;)
43:00 <Maurice> BBT was on before this
43:00 <druff> im on a boat
43:00 <Loof> bonny it takes a strong person to admit they were wrong (i was wrong), it takes an even stronger person to forgive (so forgive me?)
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it is the Last Boy Scout right?
43:00 <beehhh> i saw you in stkilda
43:00 <Maurice> Yes
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh speaking of BBT
44:00 <beehhh> years back
44:00 <Maurice> Election with Reese was on channel 11
44:00 <Bastardly_One> amy and sheldon
44:00 <beehhh> most likely 2002
44:00 <Bastardly_One> make out on Tues in the new eps
44:00 <Bastardly_One> that's big news for BBT
44:00 <Maurice> I've seen it
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm up to date with the US
44:00 <beehhh> was there a ring over my head
44:00 <Loof> http://www.imdb.com/search/title?num_votes=5000,&sort=user_rating,desc&title_type=tv_series
45:00 <Bastardly_One> election
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that was it
45:00 <Bonny> you're forgiven, Loof.. do it again and I won't be forgiving again
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I must of walked past the telly and thought he had it on Go
45:00 <beehhh> i didnt get it 
45:00 <Loof> that's wise, forgive but dont forget
45:00 <beehhh> just because i was down to the scene
45:00 <Maurice> I said Election
45:00 <Maurice> (21:44:08) (Maurice): Election with Reese was on channel 11
45:00 <Maurice> (21:44:16) (Bastardly_One): amy and sheldon
45:00 <beehhh> erection sounds more appropriate right this moment
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I was replying to you
46:00 <Maurice> That was a long time between answering
46:00 <Bastardly_One> excuse the fuck me and shit
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'm old
46:00 <Bastardly_One> or some excuse along those lines
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno why but I can miss posts
46:00 <Bastardly_One> right in front of my face
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I do it in the other place I chat all the time and you actually have to hit refresh to update in there
47:00 <Student> yes 8 seonds is a lonnnnnnnnnnnnggggggg time 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> so how the fuck I miss shit I've no idea
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was thinking the same Student
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but she sounds fiesty :P
47:00 <Bastardly_One> more than usual I should say
47:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'm behaving kind of
47:00 <Student> people are so hurried up now days :P
47:00 <Student> what happened to all those easy going people?
48:00 <Student> are they dead or what?
48:00 <Loof> is there still a drought b1?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I pissed off all the easy going people
48:00 <Student> is he minister of handling drought or something? :)
48:00 <beehhh> unjustified conviction
48:00 <Bastardly_One> to the point they no longer exist
48:00 <Maurice> You obviously can't read timestamps
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and ummmmmmmmmmmmmm far as I know there is Loof
48:00 <Loof> cool
48:00 <Bastardly_One> but I never got it
48:00 <Bastardly_One> My guy is loving it
48:00 <Loof> should quit man
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he's making a killing
49:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I should have another cone more like
49:00 <Loof> imagine how much $$$ you'd save
49:00 <Loof> lol
49:00 <Loof> k
49:00 <beehhh> bitches blocked me for good
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I will though
49:00 <beehhh> time will tell who was honest n genuine
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I can feel it coming on so to speak
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I know the signs when I go to give up for a while
49:00 <Bastardly_One> this time I might do it for good when I do it again ... if/when
50:00 <Loof> t-break?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck knows?
50:00 <Loof> ah
50:00 <Loof> i feel so awesome off it man
50:00 <Loof> every day is better than the last
50:00 <beehhh> judgement days is real
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah *you* would
50:00 <beehhh> bitches dont get it
50:00 <Bastardly_One> but I suffer anxiety
50:00 <beehhh> i know they dont care never did
50:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a good crutch for me
50:00 <Student> :)
50:00 <Loof> that's because you live in the future, live for the present
50:00 <Bastardly_One> keeps me sitting still for one second
50:00 <beehhh> should I have a soft corner for anyone and why
51:00 <Loof> b1: https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/970085_802993796397135_173247578_n.jpg
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oh for sure
51:00 <Bastardly_One> anxiety sufferers ... never met one yet who I'd not consider thinks too much
52:00 <beehhh> my wants to die with me next to her and i'll fullfil her desire
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and probably as a result can talk too much
52:00 <beehhh> auntie
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh wow!
52:00 <Student> so the guy in the left side of pic is Loof and the guy on the right side of pic is Bastardly_One
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I just found my word assessment test thing
52:00 <beehhh> shes been waiting for years
52:00 <Bastardly_One> is that all? I've been catching up for that shit?
52:00 <Student> both of them have lot of weight over their heads
52:00 <Loof> beehhh can we spit roast her?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> can I fucking have my weeks back please?
52:00 <beehhh> left to uk when i was an year old
53:00 <Student> what weeks are you talking about?
53:00 <Loof> can i tag team ur gf with you beehhh?
53:00 <Student> and why are you talking about them now when they are gone?
53:00 <beehhh> 36 years gone past no one ever visited her
53:00 <Student> poor you 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> the weeks I've been working on this subject to catch up
53:00 <Bastardly_One> when the assessment seems a piece of cake
53:00 <beehhh> Loof only if you sponsor her to Australia
53:00 <beehhh> promise me
53:00 <Loof> should i buy a new 55" tv and ps4 or grow equiptment?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been stressing to catch up ...
53:00 <Loof> ok beehhh, deal
53:00 <Student> you should be alert , should not have to waste time working on that subject 
54:00 <simba> PAVLOVA
54:00 <Bastardly_One> is awful
54:00 <Student> stressing to catch up what? 
54:00 <BlackDevil> alerted
54:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
54:00 <beehhh> Loof is a few good man
54:00 <Student> lol 
54:00 <simba> im eating some it owns
54:00 <Student> poo alert for BlackDevil :P
54:00 <Student> change your pamper alert 
54:00 <beehhh> My love, my queen....norell the tranny
54:00 <simba> BlackDevil eats poo
54:00 <Student> BlackDevil is full of poo ;P
54:00 <simba> topic that shit <beehhh> My love, my queen....norell the tranny
54:00 <Student> he gases and poooooooooooooooooooooooooo
55:00 <Student> does not seem like a worthy topic to me
55:00 <Student> every body knows what beehhh is all about 
55:00 <Loof> my ass has stopped hurting since i stopped sitting on concrete :)
55:00 <Student> will not hit any one 
55:00 <BlackDevil> done
55:00 <beehhh> lol this is funny
55:00 <simba> lol
55:00 <simba> u rnt powerful enough 2 change the topic !!
56:00 <BlackDevil> so beehhh
56:00 <BlackDevil> who is a tranny on this network?
56:00 <beehhh> are you
56:00 <BlackDevil> mebe
56:00 <beehhh> she drank my semen
56:00 <Student> that pastebin site is on "surf safety "
57:00 <Student> do not know what the hell you people are putting in that bin ;)
57:00 <beehhh> i'll buy her dinner 2morrow
57:00 <Loof> cumburp
57:00 <Student> drank yesterday , dinner tommorow
57:00 <Student> way to go 
57:00 <Student> you surely like to work on credit 
58:00 <beehhh> all my stress axiety tensions are gone since i met her
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ Maurice made me cry
59:00 <Student> ha ha 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> she does that well
59:00 <Student> you are cry baby? :P
59:00 <Student> i always knew that you are the one 
00:00 <simba> you are the one, neo
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I fucking am not!
00:00 <Bastardly_One> ask around
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, am I a cry baby? *whines*
00:00 <Maurice> What
00:00 <Bastardly_One> YOU!
00:00 <Bastardly_One> make people cry
00:00 <Student> ok you are a crying grown up man? :P
00:00 <Student> does that sound good to you? :)
00:00 <Bastardly_One> it's why I'm in e-luv with you Maurice
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I <3 bitches
01:00 <Serenity> Yes
01:00 <Student> here you go 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya I wasn't
01:00 <Bastardly_One> she's lying
01:00 <Student> that was not a very nice way to get attention ;)
01:00 <Student> poor you 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu
01:00 <Student> ha ha 
01:00 <Student> what happened?
01:00 <Maurice> I do what I can
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you make me respond
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm busy kind of
01:00 <Student> kind of? lol 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm one of the few that seems to get you that you
01:00 <Student> ok , ok , carry on 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> even if you do annoy me at times like you do everyone else
02:00 <Student> ha ha 
02:00 <Student> are you complaining or what?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yes dickhead
02:00 <Bastardly_One> sheesh
03:00 <Bastardly_One> how come you get it with me and I'm not very literal
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and you take eveyone else so literally?
03:00 <Student> i do not know 
03:00 <Student> may be you think that way about me 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> My bad luck I guess
03:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
03:00 <Student> may be you have got not that much big nerve than the other peoples :P
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I do worry that you get it more than a lot of others though
04:00 <Student> pot is wokring very good for you ;
04:00 <Student> get what?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> My "humour" ... "sarcasm" ... that I'm honestly not that holier than thou as I act
04:00 <Student> ha ha 
05:00 <Student> i do not know , i just get it 
05:00 <Student> it is natural to me 
05:00 <Student> you say it, i get it 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway ...
06:00 <Student> may be because you are an ordinary person , and i understand ordinary ones more than the "extra ordinary ones"
06:00 <Serenity> Uerm
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... uerm ...
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm batshit crazy man
06:00 <Student> sure you are 
07:00 <Student> that is why it is easy to pick you 
07:00 <Student> because crazy people knows only one way to go 
07:00 <Maurice> Shut up already
07:00 <Maurice> My husband just sent me a pic of himself
07:00 <Maurice> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/l/t1.0-9/1012873_292349947593919_1236437127_n.jpg
07:00 <Student> lol 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you wish
07:00 <Student> you wishe 
07:00 <Student> wish 
07:00 <Maurice> And I dream
08:00 <Student> wet dreams
08:00 <Student> every body pray for Maurice
08:00 <druff> are you black?
08:00 <druff> the only black person to dream got shot
08:00 <Maurice> I'm black if you mean me
08:00 <Student> some places in me are black, will they do?
08:00 <druff> yep you
08:00 <Maurice> Then yes
08:00 <Maurice> I had a dream
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a Maserati in a world full of Kias
08:00 <druff> did you get shot?
08:00 <Student> and who is maserati?
09:00 <Maurice> Not yet, but I suspect it's coming
09:00 <Bastardly_One> google what a maserati is
09:00 <Maurice> Good lord
09:00 <Bastardly_One> it's an italian supercar
09:00 <Student> why google, when you are here to explain 
09:00 <Maurice> I'd be a Veyron
09:00 <Bastardly_One> but I like the response of one person I got Maurice
09:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
09:00 <druff> hi Maurice
09:00 <Bastardly_One> to I'm a Maserati in a world full of Kias
09:00 <Student> italian super car in world full of kias? what is kias?
10:00 <Maurice> Kia is a car
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Better update the battery in that Italian car, something that can at least turn it over hey. I'm more an old school V8 with a lumpy cam and hotdogs, power and glory
10:00 <Student> kias like chaos?
10:00 <Maurice> Fucks sake, lrn 2 cars will you
10:00 <Excessive> I m rotor u r pissedon
10:00 <Bastardly_One> all I could say to that was
10:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you, I look good but
10:00 <Maurice> But what
10:00 <druff> hey Maurice, what song would you post somone if yu had to post a song?
10:00 <Student> :)
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but was the full stop
10:00 <Bastardly_One> bogan style
10:00 <Maurice> The Locomotion
11:00 <druff> lol
11:00 <druff> linksa?
11:00 <Student> The Lotion ;P
11:00 <Maurice> You.. don't know that song?
11:00 <druff> nope
11:00 <Student> lol 
11:00 <Maurice> Wow
11:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
11:00 <druff> minogue?
11:00 <Student> do not know what just happened 
11:00 <Maurice> Yes, Kylie
12:00 <druff> 80s?
12:00 <Maurice> I don't think she's that old
12:00 <beehhh> google foods for sperm count 'banana' is one of them
12:00 <druff> lol
12:00 <Student> :)
12:00 <druff> links?
12:00 <Student> bananas are over rated
12:00 <simba> lol
12:00 <Maurice> Surely you're not handicapped, google it yourself
12:00 <druff> do the l;inky linky
12:00 <Student> i really feel they make up those stories about bananas to improve its sales
12:00 <Bastardly_One> this is the best version
12:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSQOeQakExU
12:00 <druff> i am,.. i am
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Grand Funk Railroad - The Locomotion (Jun 11, 2006) 2:58 - Category: Music - 2,737,303 views - 4,556 likes (97.3%), 125 dislikes (2.7%)
13:00 <druff> that not kylie
13:00 <Student> wow :)
14:00 <druff> 17!!
14:00 <Student> i hope you stick to that nick 
14:00 <druff> who?
14:00 <Student> wait a 1.5 minutes
14:00 <Student> for 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> this song I'm listening to
15:00 <druff> Maurice?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> is part of one of the best gaming moments of all time
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and so unexpected
15:00 <druff> ill accept 1 .5 mins for that
15:00 <Maurice> What
15:00 <Loof> do share b1
15:00 <druff> just questioning old mate
16:00 <druff> your being given awqay Maurice
16:00 <Maurice> I am?
16:00 <Maurice> Whos old mate
16:00 <Student> i was(is) is the member of ufb community, they post awesome gaming videos
16:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXlQyqNCeE4
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Doobie Brothers - What a fool believes (Feb 1, 2012) 3:42 - Category: Music - 9,326 views - 64 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
16:00 <Loof> if you don't know when to use "you're" and when to use "your" druff, just use "ur" it's easier
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought of this the time I met Maurice last ...
17:00 <Bastardly_One> *coughs*
17:00 <Maurice> Thats rude, especially when I am being given away
17:00 <druff> hey loof
17:00 <Student> coughs remind me of  many things :P
17:00 <druff> thats still a spelling error :P
17:00 <Bastardly_One> sheeeeeeeeeeee had a place in his life ... heeeeeeeeeeeeeee never made her think twice ... as he rises to her apology
17:00 <druff> but, ta
17:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone else would surely know
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he's watching her go
18:00 <Bastardly_One> what fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll believes
18:00 <Bastardly_One> *shuts up*
18:00 <druff> song?
18:00 <druff> links?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I just linked it
18:00 <Bastardly_One> it's My song
18:00 <Loof> you still play gtav much b1?
18:00 <beehhh> bingo
18:00 <Bastardly_One> over my broken romance with Maurice
18:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXlQyqNCeE4
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Doobie Brothers - What a fool believes (Feb 1, 2012) 3:42 - Category: Music - 9,326 views - 64 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
18:00 <Student> broken romance, right ;)
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, how'd you know that's where it was from or a co-incidence?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:00 <druff> sorry if i offended you Maurice
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I do play it a bit online
19:00 <Loof> i didn't
19:00 <Maurice> Yeah you didn't
19:00 <Loof> was just wondering if it's worth buying a ps3
19:00 <Maurice> Wanna make out now?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> it's linked to one of the best game moments of all time
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that happens to Trevor
19:00 <Maurice> We have 2 ps3s and neither get played
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I play mine a lot
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'd not get a PS4 yet
19:00 <Loof> cool
19:00 <Maurice> We have a ps4 and xbox one and they don't get played either
19:00 <Bastardly_One> until games come out on it to be honest
19:00 <Loof> yeah
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but if you want a console
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and considering how cheap they are now due to the new gen
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll get the rest of the year out of it still
20:00 <Bastardly_One> if that makes sense
20:00 <druff> Maurice did you wanna make out with me?
20:00 <Loof> yep it does
20:00 <Loof> thanks man
20:00 <Loof> i'll get one
20:00 <druff> or did i read that wrong?
20:00 <Maurice> I remember buying my husband a PS2 for our wedding anniversary and it cost me over $800.. how times have changed
20:00 <Maurice> Yes druff, lets do it now
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you must really be hanging to play GTA V Loof
20:00 <druff> tongue?
21:00 <Maurice> I dunno, I might get you pregnant
21:00 <Loof> i've been watching ppl play it on youtube and twitch constantly
21:00 <druff> fk
21:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not a hard game
21:00 <Loof> still have no idea wwhat's going on
21:00 <druff> is it worth the risk?
21:00 <simba> twitch owns
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean it's the first GTA I've completed every mission
21:00 <Maurice> I'm not sure it is
21:00 <Maurice> I can't deal with baby age again
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's really a new breed of GTA in the way it's presented
21:00 <druff> ..twice
21:00 <Maurice> I'll have to ditch you and not pay child support
22:00 <Loof> ic
22:00 <Maurice> Sorry in advance
22:00 <Bastardly_One> to give you more info gives the story away
22:00 <Bastardly_One> still a good 60 plus hours
22:00 <Bastardly_One> just not hard hours
22:00 <Loof> sweet
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and then ... to look for the extra shit for 100 percent completion
22:00 <Maurice> I watched my husband blow up a junkies house in that game, I was sold
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah see ya in a year
22:00 <druff> ur just playing hard to get
22:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... I remember that Maurice
23:00 <simba> its really an ~interative movie~ the story, the real meat is online, u dont get that until u play both
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I got it the day it was released and I was up to the same bit when you and I were talking about it
23:00 <SickPuppy> who wants to pat me
23:00 <simba> Bastardly_One probably said that to me online is the good stuff
23:00 <druff> hey Maurice, do you know boom crash opera?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that would of been me
23:00 <Maurice> Not intimately
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I told anyone that would listen
24:00 <SickPuppy> i dont like womens
24:00 <simba> but playing thru the story first is good
24:00 <druff> is it still ok to make out with you?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzp6sAGz6NE
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BOOM CRASH OPERA - Hands Up In The Air (Jan 25, 2012) 3:25 - Category: Music - 8,291 views - 32 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
24:00 <druff> no
24:00 <druff> dancing in the storm
24:00 <Student> or womens do not like you? :P
24:00 <druff> or similar
24:00 <SickPuppy> see ya later
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I relate to that song
25:00 <Bastardly_One> it's about Station Pier in Melbourne
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Port Melbourne
25:00 <Loof> i like onion skin, reminds me of the happiest time of my life
25:00 <Maurice> Sure, why not
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and I used to "meditate" there
25:00 <Maurice> I have no other plans
25:00 <Bastardly_One> when I say meditate
25:00 <druff> `/me maks out with Maurice, with tongue
25:00 <Student> ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
26:00 <druff> lol fail
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean getting wasted at 6am most mornings watching the ships
26:00 <Student> ha ha 
26:00 <Student> so much time to waste 
26:00 <Student> and that is 6am time , wasting the sleep 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> best bogan anthem of all time
26:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5JaDPHbFs4
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Screaming Jets Better (Oct 8, 2009) 4:41 - Category: Music - 443,105 views - 1,616 likes (97.6%), 40 dislikes (2.4%)
27:00 <Saemon> pffft
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I expect the chorus to be sung incoherently pissed bogan style
28:00 <Saemon> best bogan anthem is either 'up there cazaly'
28:00 <Saemon> or down under by men at work
28:00 <druff> isnt Maurice a gut?
28:00 <druff> guy*
28:00 <Maurice> Yes
28:00 <druff> black?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> would you ladies still do Jon Stevens?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueRLZWhbpsY
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Noiseworks - Take Me Back (Date not found) 3:29 - Category: - <div class="video-extras-sparkbars"> views - 255 likes (98.1%), 5 dislikes (1.9%)
29:00 <Bastardly_One> woot!
29:00 <Maurice> Yes
29:00 <Bastardly_One> ok, I think you're presentable
29:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyRbigv8iho
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Underworld - Underneath The Radar (Ultimate 12 Inch Mix) (Mar 3, 2012) 8:41 - Category: Music - 9,378 views - 58 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
29:00 <Saemon> what kind of black?
29:00 <Saemon> theres african black
29:00 <Saemon> aboriginal black
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll tell him next time he comes up and takes me for lunch ... family friend ... our familes are close
29:00 <Saemon> and indian black
30:00 <druff> Maurice, are you trying to tease me?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> well the maori side of my family and his family
30:00 <Maurice> Yes
30:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking gentleman
30:00 <Saemon> u have maori heritege?
30:00 <druff> lol
30:00 <Saemon> who u think u are
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he was brilliant in Jesus Christ Superstar
30:00 <Saemon> the rock?
30:00 <druff> yes
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I am part maori dickhead
30:00 <druff> no
30:00 <Saemon> wtf Bastardly_One
30:00 <Maurice> I never said no
30:00 <Saemon> ive seen your pic
30:00 <Saemon> no way in hell your part maori
31:00 <druff> oh yea
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so? wanna see my cock pic?
31:00 <Loof> doctor doctor, cant you see my ass is burning
31:00 <Saemon> your just a plain white person
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that'll show ya I'm part maori
31:00 <Bastardly_One> trust me
31:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One i dont have a microscope on me
31:00 <Bastardly_One> no, one of my grandmothers is full
31:00 <Saemon> ownt.
31:00 <Serenity> i do
31:00 <druff> hi :P
31:00 <Bastardly_One> so you're wrong dickbag
31:00 <Saemon> but do show anyway Bastardly_One
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and you shoosh clown lover!
31:00 <Serenity> are you saying you have a big black cock Bastardly_One
31:00 <Saemon> show us your dick
31:00 <Bastardly_One> trust Serenity to notice
32:00 <Serenity> well
32:00 <druff> who likes black dicks?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> more sizeable and noticeably darker
32:00 <Loof> wonder if my cock pick has gotten around yet
32:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't say big black cock
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd say ... nothing to be ashamed of
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and not white
32:00 <Bastardly_One> there
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
32:00 <Saemon> stfu and show me your cock
32:00 <druff> not white?
32:00 <druff> yellow?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> no
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and I don't have one
33:00 <druff> green?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but if I did
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> BROWN Fez
33:00 <druff> maroon?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> pay attention
33:00 <Saemon> wtf looper is such a let down
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and maybe one day Serenity
33:00 <druff> wtf is brown?
33:00 <Serenity> no
33:00 <Bastardly_One> to answer the unasked question of the cock shot
33:00 <Saemon> thought it was gona be about time travel and mindgames with two of the same person
33:00 <Bastardly_One> aren't you collecting?
33:00 <Saemon> trying to kill eachother
33:00 <druff> can u confirm this Serenity?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you're be impressed :P
34:00 <Saemon> but instead
34:00 <Bastardly_One> *you'd be impressed
34:00 <Loof> i had a dream serenity was my mum the other night
34:00 <Saemon> its about some lameass creepy lookin kid
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus
34:00 <Saemon> and this telekinesis 
34:00 <Serenity> i cannot confirm a
34:00 <Serenity> and i refuse to look
34:00 <Bastardly_One> what night was that Loof?
34:00 <druff> lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> she had a bad night recently
34:00 <Loof> um about 2 nights ago
34:00 <druff> good answer hun
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, was your shit night like 2 nights ago?
34:00 <druff> hun/sez
34:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
34:00 <druff> whoops
34:00 <Serenity> whaty
34:00 <Maurice> I don't like this
35:00 <Serenity> bad night?
35:00 <druff> hi Maurice
35:00 <Bastardly_One> [01:34am] [Loof] i had a dream serenity was my mum the other night
35:00 <Maurice> Hello
35:00 <Bastardly_One> [01:34am] [Bastardly_One] she had a bad night recently
35:00 <druff> do you like black ones?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> follow my trolls ffs
35:00 <Maurice> No
36:00 <Maurice> Theyre not big like the myth suggests
36:00 <Fez> out of luck b1
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's not black!
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
36:00 <Fez> tanned?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> plus she's like every other woman in the world
36:00 <Bastardly_One> they have standards :(
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I should of said that at the start
36:00 <Fez> Maurice doesnt
37:00 <Fez> thats why shes on irc
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah she does
37:00 <Fez> der
37:00 <Fez> and
37:00 <Maurice> Married for 9 yrs suggests otherwise
37:00 <Fez> no women on irc bro
37:00 <Fez> derp
37:00 <Loof> i hope mel and johninja's relationship doesn't end badly
37:00 <Loof> i hope it doesn't end period
37:00 <Fez> mel?
37:00 <Loof> they're both so cool
37:00 <Fez> bass babe?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> B1: Maurice, wanna root n shit? ... I'll even supply the slab for you to be drunk enough to do me ... Maurice: I'd rather drink a slab of draino
38:00 <Loof> yeah
38:00 <Fez> oh
38:00 <Fez> hahahaha
38:00 <Maurice> No beer
38:00 <Bastardly_One> did I say it'd be a slab of beer?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd make it spirits ... you'd need to be blind
38:00 <Fez> no beer but still queer?
38:00 <Maurice> Is it concrete?
38:00 <Maurice> Yes, I'm very gay
39:00 <Bastardly_One> damn, you'd be tired afterwards :P
39:00 <Bastardly_One> then again, old man ... hasn't done it forever
39:00 <Bastardly_One> might be worth the 10 seconds
39:00 <Bastardly_One> for the free slab of spirits
39:00 <Loof> do you smoke cigs b1?
39:00 <Fez> pitty ya married
39:00 <Fez> id pm ya
39:00 <Fez> but no
39:00 <Fez> just no
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I do Loof
39:00 <Bastardly_One> pfffffft
39:00 <Loof> ever tried ecigs?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> don't pm her
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you get into a decent convo
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and she walks off
40:00 <Bastardly_One> then pings out for the night
40:00 <Bastardly_One> don't ya?
40:00 <Loof> thinking of this: http://social-lites.com.au/advancedkit
40:00 <Fez> did you read what i said
40:00 <Fez> i would
40:00 <Fez> but no
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ you
40:00 <Kynetic> Maurice is the gayest homosexual i know
40:00 <Maurice> Thats coz it's probably not decent
40:00 <Maurice> I'LL SMASH YOU, KYNETIC
40:00 <Fez> phk
40:00 <Maurice> Hows your baby?
40:00 <Kynetic> Maurice in the ass?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ in the arse
41:00 <Kynetic> like a fgt
41:00 <Loof> gayer than shoving cotten candy up ur butt
41:00 <Fez> Kynetic babe
41:00 <Kynetic> speaking of gay :D
41:00 <Bonny> he wants to do it with a donkey
41:00 <Maurice> Your baby is like a faggot? :S
41:00 <Kynetic> Maurice he's sick
41:00 <Maurice> Naww :/
41:00 <Kynetic> got a widdle cold
41:00 <Kynetic> all snuffley
41:00 <Kynetic> but otherwise awesome
41:00 <Maurice> Sucky
41:00 <Maurice> Those bastards keep you awake
41:00 <Kynetic> 7 months old and he's ready to start fkn walking
41:00 <Fez> how old nopw bro?
41:00 <Maurice> Fuck, 7 months already
41:00 <Loof> wtf at 7 months!
41:00 <Kynetic> he's balancing on two feet by himself now more and more
41:00 <Loof> my god
41:00 <Loof> superbaby
42:00 <Bastardly_One> he's gonna be a monkey boy man
42:00 <Bonny> lol
42:00 <Kynetic> yeah he walks around holding onto furniture and walls no problems
42:00 <Maurice> My early walker was 10 months, that was young enough
42:00 <Bastardly_One> wow @ that already
42:00 <Loof> what age did he sit up?
42:00 <Kynetic> yeah lachlan was walking at 10 months
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah some kids just get into it really early it seems
42:00 <Kynetic> he's been sitting up by himself since like 3 months
42:00 <Loof> lol
42:00 <Loof> fuck
42:00 <milk> wolf boy, raised by wild dogs
42:00 <Bastardly_One> took one of my neices until nearly 2 before she could be bothered
42:00 <Loof> that's too awesome
42:00 <Maurice> Mine were too fat to sit up that early
43:00 <Kynetic> he had almost full neck control from the day he was born
43:00 <Bastardly_One> no way
43:00 <Bastardly_One> far out
43:00 <Kynetic> maybe not the day 
43:00 <Fez> Kynetic, has he got your bum?
43:00 <Kynetic> but it wasnt long ay
43:00 <Kynetic> he's been crawling like a fkn trooper for ages now
44:00 <Loof> adorable
44:00 <Maurice> My middle child threw up the other night, he woke me 'muuuuum, I was sick in the hallway' and i go 'CLEAN IT UP' before reality kicked in and I realised I had to deal with it
44:00 <Kynetic> cant leave the safety gates even slightly open
44:00 <Kynetic> cos he spots it from the other side of the room
44:00 <Kynetic> and is through em
44:00 <Loof> lol
44:00 <Maurice> Not happy about it
44:00 <Loof> what a cutey
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, and kids spew
44:00 <Kynetic> yeah
44:00 <Bastardly_One> is like a flood
44:00 <Kynetic> he spews a bit
44:00 <Bonny> glad I don't have kids
44:00 <Bastardly_One> exocist style at that
44:00 <Maurice> Also lol @ Kynetic, my baby is in full time school, suckerrrrr
45:00 <Maurice> :P
45:00 <Loof> they can be a hassle bonny
45:00 <Bonny> yup
45:00 <Kynetic> ive taken him off the losec now tho
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder where they get all that fluid to spew from
45:00 <Kynetic> he was really bad with vomiting for the first few months
45:00 <Maurice> I have year 6, year 2 and year 1
45:00 <Kynetic> Maurice my 4 year old is in fulltime school :P
45:00 <milk> look on the bright side, at least he's not old enough to commit suicide because the leader of the local rape gang gave him a chocsicle
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah one is out prep/foundation students
45:00 <Bastardly_One> on the east coast
45:00 <Maurice> My youngest power spewed at 3 weeks, lost half a kilo in 6 days, ended up having an op
45:00 <Fez> kynetic owes me a link to a song
45:00 <Kynetic> :(
46:00 <Bastardly_One> wa is weird and has no prep/foundation students
46:00 <Maurice> Now at 6yrs old the little porko is 30kgs
46:00 <Kynetic> yea he was a power spewer for a few months
46:00 <Kynetic> in the end we got him on losec
46:00 <Kynetic> fixed that right up
46:00 <Maurice> Mine had pyloric stenosis
46:00 <Loof> i dont trust meds
46:00 <Kynetic> it was that or watch him suffer like 20 hours out of 24.
46:00 <Maurice> His stomach muscles weren't open enough to let food in
46:00 <Loof> ah k
46:00 <Maurice> So he spewed
46:00 <Loof> ic
47:00 <Serenity> [10:46pm] <Bastardly_One> wa is weird and has no prep/foundation students
47:00 <Serenity> er
47:00 <Serenity> wjat
47:00 <Serenity> what
47:00 <Maurice> ALSO, one kid in full time school doesnt beat my 3 in it :P
47:00 <Bastardly_One> just what I said
47:00 <Maurice> I have no babies
47:00 <Fez> projectile?
47:00 <Maurice> WOoooo
47:00 <Kynetic> mine has inherited both families trait of excessive stomach acid
47:00 <Kynetic> lachlan had it too but not as bad as zach
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you start at grade 1 right?
47:00 <Serenity> no
47:00 <Serenity> we start at kindy
47:00 <Serenity> which is 4 year olds
47:00 <Maurice> No
47:00 <Bastardly_One> we start grade prep/foundation
47:00 <Maurice> Kindy, pre prim, year 1
47:00 <Bastardly_One> at state school
47:00 <Fez> hi Serenity
47:00 <Serenity> yes
47:00 <Serenity> at state school
48:00 <Serenity> kindy prep 1
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah?
48:00 <Serenity> yes
48:00 <Maurice> My eldest started kindy a month before he turned 4
48:00 <Serenity> it is compulsary and part of the school
48:00 <Bonny> we have childcare, kindy, preps, year 1
48:00 <Fez> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I'm On A Boat (ft. T-Pain) - Album Version (Feb 7, 2009) 3:09 - Category: Comedy - 80,052,468 views - 336,502 likes (96.2%), 13,221 dislikes (3.8%)
48:00 <Maurice> And its also what every parents lives for
48:00 <Serenity> hahaha
48:00 <Bastardly_One> ok, over here we have 3yr old kinder, normal kinder, then they go to state school and start prep/foundation year
48:00 <Maurice> -s
48:00 <Kynetic> kindy isnt mandatory in qld
48:00 <Kynetic> prep is
49:00 <Maurice> It's not here either
49:00 <Maurice> But why wouldn't you
49:00 <Saemon> wats prep? preschool?
49:00 <Serenity> 4 year old kindy only just became compulsary here
49:00 <Maurice> GET RID OF KID!
49:00 <Serenity> yes it is Maurice
49:00 <Maurice> Pre primary here
49:00 <Maurice> Is it??
49:00 <Kynetic> but the childcare centre lachlan was at had an approved kindegarten program
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I think, don't quote me ... that 4yr old kinder might now be complusory down here
49:00 <Serenity> it came in this year or its going to next year
49:00 <Maurice> I didn't know, coz my bestie, her son didn't do kindy
49:00 <Fez> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I'm On A Boat (ft. T-Pain) - Album Version (Feb 7, 2009) 3:09 - Category: Comedy - 80,052,468 views - 336,502 likes (96.2%), 13,221 dislikes (3.8%)
49:00 <Serenity> cause there was ads all over the radio about your local school must find places
49:00 <Kynetic> im glad lachlan was born 29th of june
49:00 <Fez> wtf
49:00 <Maurice> Ooh this year, that doesn't affectm e
49:00 <Maurice> Coz lol
49:00 <Bonny> no childcare is preschool, prep is first year of primary school
49:00 <Kynetic> he managed to just get in to prep this year
49:00 <Saemon> i remember my first day at kindergarten i was terrified, i was prepped for it or anything
49:00 <Kynetic> he's the youngest one in the school :)
50:00 <Saemon> all i knew was that my mum had taken me to a room full of strangers
50:00 <Saemon> and left me there
50:00 <Kynetic> but he's definitely ready for it.. he seems to really enjoy it which is good 
50:00 <Fez> and kynetic has the nicest bum ive seen
50:00 <Bastardly_One> as I said Bonny ... over here we have 3yr old kinder, normal kinder, then they go to state school and start prep/foundation year
50:00 <Maurice> My eldest is march, so he's one of the youngest, the other 2 are oct and dec so the oldest
50:00 <Kynetic> Fez its only nice when it has your cock inside it my dear.
50:00 <Kynetic> you dirty fgt.
50:00 <Fez> im small arent i?
50:00 <Fez> oi
50:00 <Kynetic> :P
51:00 <Fez> our balls didnt touhc
51:00 <Kynetic> Fez has a huge cock.
51:00 <Fez> im straight cunt
51:00 <Kynetic> true
51:00 <Bonny> 3 year old kinder isn't compulsory
51:00 <Kynetic> totally not gay.
51:00 <Fez> totes
51:00 <Fez> big?
51:00 <Fez> like 3 cm big?
51:00 <Bonny> I'm gay.. always happy
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't say it was ... no sure 4yr old is either ... i said 4yr old could be
52:00 <Kynetic> 3 feet.
52:00 <Bonny> lol
52:00 <Saemon> mmmm i got my meat pies once again
52:00 <Bonny> yeah
52:00 <Saemon> pack of 6 from woolies
52:00 <Kynetic> damn
52:00 <Saemon> #comfortfood
52:00 <Kynetic> i could really go a meat pie right now
52:00 <Fez> 3 feet is a bit un beleivable bro
52:00 <Saemon> makes me feel happy when i eat them
52:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ... I want more strawberry tim tams
52:00 <Fez> but if you say so....
52:00 <Saemon> but sad once im full
52:00 <Bonny> I had steam dim sims
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and I might put on some party pies ... dunno
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I should be going to sleep
52:00 <Serenity> i just picture Saemon everytime someone says something mean on here he inhales half a pie
52:00 <Kynetic> same
52:00 <milk> pretty much holding your balls while getting arse raped is to prevent catching gay
53:00 <Bastardly_One> 7am comes quick
53:00 <Kynetic> i just managed to get zach back to sleep
53:00 <Kynetic> and i have run out of wine
53:00 <Fez> nice bonny
53:00 <Kynetic> time for a bong and then bed i think
53:00 <Bastardly_One> want some of these tim tams when I bring them back though?
53:00 <Serenity> mmm
53:00 <Serenity> bong
53:00 <Bastardly_One> they're fucking great
53:00 <Saemon> its a good midnight snack Bastardly_One
53:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, and there's some chef
53:00 <Saemon> party pies and sausage rolls
53:00 <Saemon> ftw
53:00 <Fez> Kynetic, can i join you?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> he's brought out a range of tim tams
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and one of them is like chocolate brownies
53:00 <Fez> jopin us :P
53:00 <Kynetic> Fez just dont go poking me in the back with that monster of yours
53:00 <Maurice> Serenity is such a junkie
53:00 <Saemon> lol Serenity we're siblings now ^_^
54:00 <Maurice> I heard shes diabetic and kicks bins
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and the other is this decadent white chocolate with raspberry
54:00 <Saemon> me and Serenity are brother and sister
54:00 <Serenity> we are not you freaky loser
54:00 <Maurice> Serenity has legs.
54:00 <Fez> there only one place to put it aye
54:00 <Serenity> lol Maurice!
54:00 <Maurice> Lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ... I want these tim tams ... and another couple of bongs
54:00 <Kynetic> OH
54:00 <Kynetic> BURNNNNNNNNNNNNN
54:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe if I can eat enough chocolate I can go into a coma and sleep!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
55:00 <Saemon> ive tried those wacky new tim tam flavours
55:00 <Maurice> A love tap
55:00 <Saemon> white chocolate with berry
55:00 <Kynetic> a huh
55:00 <Saemon> it tasted shit
55:00 <Saemon> cheap
55:00 <Fez> how do you spell douse
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I was too busy talking ... serenity has legs
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <Fez> like house
55:00 <Kynetic> love tap u say
55:00 <Maurice> :D
55:00 <Fez> but with a d
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah thats the flavour
55:00 <Kynetic> do i get a handjob afterwards?
55:00 <Serenity> i grew them myself
55:00 <Bastardly_One> white choc and raspberry
55:00 <Maurice> Stars are what you want to see when you're in lust
55:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
55:00 <Maurice> No, but I do
55:00 <Saemon> its yul
55:00 <Kynetic> either way works
55:00 <Saemon> yuk
56:00 <milk> http://www.zazzle.com/its_not_gay_if_the_balls_dont_touch_t_shirts-235762572622688230
56:00 <Bastardly_One> the choc brownie ones are nice
56:00 <Saemon> the tatse it taste very sugary but cheap sugery
56:00 <Saemon> like uh
56:00 <Fez> is Maurice gunna sit on my lap?
56:00 <Maurice> No
56:00 <Kynetic> maybe you should sit on hers
56:00 <Maurice> I might crush you and break your legs
56:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... brb ... I want the strawberry ones ... and bongs
56:00 <Kynetic> then talk about the first thing that pops up
56:00 <Saemon> those wierd european chocolate brands u can buy from stores like Go-Lo
56:00 <Saemon> and the reject shop
56:00 <Fez> oh yea
56:00 <Fez> lap
57:00 <Kynetic> after the sex i had tonight youre not gonna get much action there.
57:00 <Kynetic> :D
58:00 <Maurice> Fuck, it's been nearly 3 weeks for me
58:00 <Fez> soft cock
58:00 <Fez> whhow close is ya local Maurice>?
59:00 <Maurice> Local what
59:00 <Maurice> Whorehouse?
59:00 <Fez> yes
59:00 <Maurice> 15 or so
59:00 <Fez> steps?
59:00 <Maurice> Minutes
59:00 <Fez> O
00:00 <simba> 0,4 LIVERPOOL 4,0 LIVERPOOL
00:00 <Fez> does it work out?
00:00 <Saemon> its been a while since ive had sex too cuz im saving up for a new widescreen TV
00:00 <Fez> poor cunt
00:00 <Maurice> I don't know, does i
00:00 <Maurice> t
01:00 <Maurice> Because you are useless from the waist down, Saemon
01:00 <Fez> i mean, i got a widescreen
01:00 <Fez> that proves i havent fucked in a while hey
01:00 <Maurice> I only have a 3D tv
01:00 <Kynetic> 3 weeks?
01:00 <Kynetic> jesus
01:00 <Maurice> It's his fault
01:00 <Saemon> ugh i hate 3D tv
01:00 <Fez> blasphemy
01:00 <Kynetic> i would be chewing on the walls after 4 days
01:00 <Saemon> and anything 3D
01:00 <Maurice> He works away for a month at a time
01:00 <Saemon> gives me a headache
01:00 <Saemon> its bad for your eyes
01:00 <Maurice> Only home for a week
02:00 <Fez> do you fuck like rabbits Maurice?
02:00 <Kynetic> but that week lasts you the next month right?
02:00 <Maurice> You have no legs, you have no say in it
02:00 <Kynetic> mostly in recovery time
02:00 <Maurice> I make him hurt
02:00 <Fez> lol
02:00 <Fez> lies
02:00 <Maurice> And he does what he does and I enjoy it
02:00 <Maurice> Which is actually make me hurt ;)
03:00 <Fez> thats what Kynetic does to me
03:00 <Kynetic> yea
03:00 <Kynetic> i hit his mancervix
03:00 <Maurice> I've seen the video
03:00 <Fez> <3
03:00 <milk> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashkenazi_Jews
03:00 <Fez> wtf
03:00 <Fez> you recoreded it Kynetic?
04:00 <Kynetic> i am a nerd
04:00 <Maurice> He sold the dvd
04:00 <Kynetic> i have cameras everywhere
04:00 <Fez> ah yes
04:00 <Fez> you are indeed
04:00 <Kynetic> im pretty sure i made you sign a disclaimer
04:00 <Bastardly_One> these need to come in more than snack packs
04:00 <Bastardly_One> one left again now
04:00 <Fez> Maurice, did you like it, or?
04:00 <Maurice> I got off
04:00 <Maurice> I like homo porn
04:00 <Kynetic> i just watched a youtube on how to make maccas big mac sauce
05:00 <Kynetic> and i have all the ingredients in my cupboard
05:00 <Saemon> pppft
05:00 <Kynetic> and sesame seed buns
05:00 <Kynetic> im tempted to make myself a bigmac
05:00 <Saemon> everyone knows its just tomato sauce n mustard
05:00 <Maurice> No it isn't
05:00 <Fez> ask Kynetic
05:00 <Fez> he knows now
05:00 <Saemon> wat is it then?
05:00 <Fez> fuckin
05:00 <Maurice> Oh good on you
06:00 <Maurice> Made him leave
06:00 <Fez> thanks Saemon
06:00 <Maurice> Fucking cripple
06:00 <Maurice> Oh wb
06:00 <Fez> wb cunt
06:00 <Kynetic> its mayo, mustard, pickles, garlic powder, cayenne pepper, white wine vinegar and something else ill have to rewatch it to remember
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I was hoping you fucked off
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you're making me ravenous
06:00 <Maurice> (23:05:23) (Saemon): everyone knows its just tomato sauce n mustard
06:00 <Fez> 11 herbs and spices?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu
06:00 <Maurice> SO EASY
06:00 <Fez> show me that one
07:00 <Maurice> It has chopped up pickles in it
07:00 <Fez> nice hat btw
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and the kfc and red rooster seasoning
07:00 <Bastardly_One> is the same as masterfoods bbq salt
07:00 <Bastardly_One> when in a fix
07:00 <Fez> no
07:00 <Kynetic> most of the kfc herbs and spices is salt and pepper
07:00 <Fez> i said 11
07:00 <Bastardly_One> near ... enough
07:00 <Fez> herbs
08:00 <Fez> and fkn spices
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and yep Kynetic
08:00 <Kynetic> im pretty sure it has some curry powder in it
08:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I know the taste you mean though
08:00 <Fez> youre a curry
08:00 <Kynetic> i dunno i used to handle the bags of pure spice mix
08:00 <Kynetic> before it went into the flour
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a herb I think but don't ask me the name
08:00 <Bonny> curry in a hurry
09:00 <Kynetic> they put a bag of salt the size of the spice mix bag into the mix
09:00 <Kynetic> and a bag of 'egg and milk' powder
09:00 <Kynetic> into 2 x 20kg bags of flour
09:00 <Fez> eggnog?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> this is supposedly the list Kynetic ... takes 5 secs to glance
09:00 <Bastardly_One> http://aneveningmeal.blogspot.com.au/2011/02/kfc-secret-recipe-revealed.html
09:00 <Kynetic> not quite :P
09:00 <milk> http://blog.commarts.wisc.edu/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/jewpacabra.jpg
09:00 <Bastardly_One> oregano make sense
09:00 <Kynetic> yeah ive seen that one
10:00 <Fez> Kynetic, gimme a beat
11:00 <Saemon> cant someone just get a job at kfc
11:00 <Saemon> n find out
11:00 <Bonny> it's a secret even to the workers there
11:00 <Fez> no
12:00 <Fez> exactly, thanx bon
12:00 <Fez> they just cook
12:00 <Bonny> yup
12:00 <Fez> not ingreide
12:00 <Bonny> they ingredients get delivered prepared
12:00 <Kynetic> Saemon what im talking about is from when i worked there
12:00 <Kynetic> as a teenager
12:00 <Excessive> somethin somethin and they use the shit from the bottom of the frier to make ur gravy*
12:00 <Bonny> -y
12:00 <Kynetic> the spices come in one pack
12:00 <Kynetic> then theres a bag of salt the same size as the spices
12:00 <Kynetic> and a small bag of 'egg n milk' powder
13:00 <Kynetic> that gets mixed into 2 x 20kg bags of flour
13:00 <Fez> Kynetic is my 11 herbs and spices
13:00 <Fez> just sayin
13:00 <Kynetic> i used to nick heaps of the chicken salt
13:00 <Bonny> yum.. I love chicken salt
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno
14:00 <Bastardly_One> anything bright yellow and pure msg tasting
14:00 <Excessive> used to love the gravy but
14:00 <Bastardly_One> can't be that good for you
14:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG! KFC potato and gravy
14:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck yes
14:00 <Bonny> wb Kynetic
14:00 <Kynetic> ta
15:00 <Kynetic> fuck it
15:00 <Bastardly_One> YOU
15:00 <Excessive> no, jus the gravy in a cup .......... no potato
15:00 <Bastardly_One> go the fuck away Kynetic
15:00 <Fez> fucks*
15:00 <milk> so what is zinger then?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> HJs is open 24/7
15:00 <Bastardly_One> in walking distance
15:00 <Fez> no it isnt
15:00 <Bastardly_One> GOOD!
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and stay gone!
15:00 <Bastardly_One> it is to me
15:00 <Bastardly_One> the nearest hj and I can walk there
15:00 <Bastardly_One> is open 24/7
16:00 <Bonny> wb Kynetic
16:00 <Fez> wb Kynetic
16:00 <milk> I understand original recipe, as the colonel wrote, but what is zinger?
16:00 <Fez> (nicest bum on irc)
16:00 <Bonny> spicy 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I said stay gone! I want two bbq cheese burgers from HJ now
16:00 <Fez> zinger is curry
16:00 <Fez> derp
16:00 <Bonny> HJ have better burgers than maccas
16:00 <milk> do you have vouchers?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you people are confusing curry tastes
17:00 <Fez> did you just hear the ad bonny?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> with paprika and the like IMO
17:00 <Bonny> zinger isn't curry
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I think a zinger tastes like
17:00 <Saemon> i hate hungrt jacks, the burgers are waaay to soggy with all the fucken liquid of sauce, mayo and lettuce and tomato n what not
17:00 <milk> I have chicken treat vouchers that get two burgers, two chips and two cokes for $11 that have to be used tomorrow
17:00 <Bastardly_One> a load of paprika
17:00 <Fez> what is it then>?
17:00 <Saemon> the buns jsut fall apart in your fingers
17:00 <Fez> the buns are salt
17:00 <Bastardly_One> paprika or oregano or something
17:00 <Bastardly_One> the zing
18:00 <Fez> Bastardly_Zing
18:00 <Fez> :P
18:00 <Bastardly_One> with a fuckload of very noticeable pepper in there too
18:00 <milk> most burger chaqins put sugar in thyeir buns
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I love chicken so there's not one I've not tried
18:00 <Fez> yea
18:00 <Fez> most
18:00 <Fez> not all
18:00 <Fez> hence why i siad
18:00 <Fez> silly boi
19:00 <milk> what about crunchy seasame or whatever it was?
19:00 <Fez> that wasnt a thing
19:00 <Fez> lol
19:00 <Bastardly_One> he means those strips I think
19:00 <milk> ?
19:00 <Fez> that still doesnt make sense
19:00 <milk> you could get a piece for $2
20:00 <Bastardly_One> the red rooster ones
20:00 <milk> KFC
20:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
20:00 <Fez> OH
20:00 <milk> sesame crunch or something
20:00 <Fez> sif eat that
20:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno to be honest ... I thought you meant the red rooster ones
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that are identical but better chicken
20:00 <milk> red rooter is further to drive, same price, lower quality
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that's just a sesame paste batter from memory
21:00 <Bastardly_One> not had them forever
21:00 <Fez> it is'hence why buy the shit
21:00 <Fez> i liked hjs quad stacker
21:00 <milk> I have this maccas about 6 mins from me that is 24/7 and will give you dysentry without fail
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like the closest one to me
22:00 <Fez> they got the quad stacker?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> the next nearest one is alright
22:00 <milk> you can get a bacon and egg mcmuffin from this place that will make you shit your next 5 meals undigested
22:00 <Fez> b1, you know boom crash opera?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> if something is at HJ identical though I'll go there as they're the same distance and seem to have better cooks
23:00 <Bastardly_One> or is that better microwaves?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah i do Fez
23:00 <Fez> prolly undercooking?
23:00 <Fez> cuz you makle them busy
23:00 <Fez> makle
24:00 <Fez> jesus
25:00 <Fez> is this gunna work properly..
25:00 <Fez> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-mmg4egLtM
25:00 <simba> SUAREZ
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BOOM CRASH OPERA - Dancing In The Storm (Aug 22, 2012) 4:06 - Category: Music - 13,585 views - 72 likes (97.3%), 2 dislikes (2.7%)
25:00 <Serenity> hjs is the ducks nuts
25:00 <Fez> sez knows shiz
25:00 <Fez> whoops
25:00 <Fez> sez knowz shiz
25:00 <Fez> the z makes a difference
26:00 <Fez> but yea, i walked into my local o n sat night Bastardly_One, to this/that song
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I am fond of this one
27:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjPHeQs-x08
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Boom Crash Opera - Hands Up In The Air (Extended Mix) 1986 (Nov 20, 2013) 4:48 - Category: Music - 221 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
27:00 <Bastardly_One> reminds me of the area it was filmed in and written about
28:00 <Fez> yep\played that too
28:00 <Bastardly_One> one of my local hang outs back when ... Port Melbourne ... and Station Pier
28:00 <Fez> $15 for a has been band
28:00 <Fez> ill accept
29:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
29:00 <Bastardly_One> they were playing
29:00 <Bastardly_One> sucked in
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and awesome ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQp-yh1e-nY
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Prince And The Revolution - When Doves Cry (Original Music Video) (This video contains content not available in your country.) - - -
30:00 <Fez> no it isnt
30:00 <Fez> link a good song for once
30:00 <milk> http://www.sbs.com.au/popasia/
30:00 <Fez> LOL
31:00 <Fez> pop asia rules
31:00 <Fez> when ya wanna laugh
33:00 <milk> they have some pretty flash music videos
40:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uucvvRY7n98
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Vangelis: Chariots of Fire (1981) (Mar 1, 2013) 20:40 - Category: Music - 18,568 views - 67 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
40:00 <druff> hi
45:00 <Saemon> whoa
45:00 <Saemon> kelevra is still alive?
45:00 <Saemon> didnt even notice her in here
45:00 <Saemon> why doesnt she talk much anymor
45:00 <Saemon> same with mew
45:00 <Saemon> and fawks
45:00 <Saemon> amsy's gone
45:00 <Saemon> renee is gone
46:00 <Saemon> melbournes attractive female population is pretty much non-existant
46:00 <Saemon> thewcrow is gone
46:00 <simba> sssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Saemon
46:00 <simba> youre the reason why half of them left you faggot
46:00 <Saemon> pffft as if
46:00 <Saemon> and most of the ones that left are young too
46:00 <Saemon> in their 20s
46:00 <Saemon> wat a shame
48:00 <Excessive> ppl jus come n go in life d00d
52:00 <druff> Saemon, there girls on irc?
57:00 <simba> boobs
57:00 <druff> ( Y )
08:00 <simba> https://24.media.tumblr.com/587eb1952741f7e0bb974445079ddb17/tumblr_n2mue08mpb1qhhxqco2_400.gif
14:00 <simba> COUTINHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
16:00 <Saemon> Serenity
17:00 <Saemon> anyone here atteneded primary school in the 90s/
17:00 <Saemon> ?
17:00 <Excessive> finished HS in the 90's
30:00 <simba> u old kent
36:00 <Excessive> shut 
36:00 <Excessive> up
36:00 <Excessive> stina lovah
38:00 <simba> havol anits?
40:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> http://www.theage.com.au/national/online-parents-urged-to-be-careful-with-childrelated-information-20140330-35rux.html
41:00 <_alienated\Romeo> bad internet porn
42:00 <_alienated\Romeo> got a good pizza to cook
45:00 <_alienated\Romeo> smoke
46:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> smoked pizza?
46:00 <_alienated\Romeo> sure why not
46:00 <_alienated\Romeo> :)
46:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> what flavor smoke 
46:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> cheery blossom or green apple tree
46:00 <_alienated\Romeo> red flavour
47:00 <_alienated\Romeo> w33d
47:00 <_alienated\Romeo> +
47:00 <_alienated\Romeo> b33r
47:00 <_alienated\Romeo> =
47:00 <_alienated\Romeo> ;~) fun times
47:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> coma
48:00 <_alienated\Romeo> hgfgyuiuhjgvfcty789uygfcty789
48:00 <_alienated\Romeo> hehe
48:00 <_alienated\Romeo> sleepy fucks
48:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> psychosis
51:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> i think weed and spirit is a bad combo
51:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> not sure
51:00 <_alienated\Romeo> ok ok
51:00 <_alienated\Romeo> so Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith how was your day?
51:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> there been many quakes last few days
51:00 <_alienated\Romeo> i just ate a passionfruit
52:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> and some before that too
52:00 <_alienated\Romeo> quakers
52:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> everyone wants a piece of me
52:00 <_alienated\Romeo> o really
52:00 <simba> 0,4 LIVERPOOL 4,0 LIVERPOOL
52:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> probably tell them to bugger off
52:00 <simba> 4,0 LIVERPOOL 0,4 LIVERPOOL
52:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> they do shit for me
53:00 <_alienated\Romeo> simba you have you jerked off tonight?
53:00 <_alienated\Romeo> simba have you jerked off tonight?
53:00 <simba> Yes.
53:00 <_alienated\Romeo> aahaha
53:00 <_alienated\Romeo> cool
53:00 <_alienated\Romeo> same
53:00 <simba> no more questions please
53:00 <_alienated\Romeo> damn porn
53:00 <_alienated\Romeo> ok
54:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> theyre bad for u
54:00 <_alienated\Romeo> Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith seen any movies lately?
54:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> nope
54:00 <_alienated\Romeo> ok
54:00 <_alienated\Romeo> what did you have for dinner Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith?
54:00 <_alienated\Romeo> i had nachos
55:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> some noodle dish
55:00 <_alienated\Romeo> ok cool
58:00 <_alienated\Romeo> k6i want to be young again
58:00 <_alienated\Romeo> drftyu789iuyhtfgty7u898u7ygtfyu8i9iuytgf
58:00 <_alienated\Romeo> 20-30
58:00 <_alienated\Romeo> got no cash
59:00 <_alienated\Romeo> need some bannanas
59:00 <_alienated\Romeo> and honey
59:00 <_alienated\Romeo> mango juice is good
00:00 <_alienated\Romeo> im feeling so fruity
01:00 <_alienated\Romeo> can anyone hereunderstand how to read computer codes that are like 101010000111000011010101001?
02:00 <_alienated\Romeo> i wish i could
02:00 <_alienated\Romeo> i've got myself a camera
03:00 <_alienated\Romeo> don't know what to take photos of though
03:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> want to be young again eh
03:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> can u afford new organs?
03:00 <_alienated\Romeo> yeps
04:00 <_alienated\Romeo> lol no
04:00 <_alienated\Romeo> my liver is gunna hurt when ive had all my beers
04:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> can u afford teenie bopper gf?
04:00 <_alienated\Romeo> yeah i can
04:00 <_alienated\Romeo> :)
04:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> for how many days
05:00 <_alienated\Romeo> who knows
05:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> u got the stamina to go clubbing all week long?
05:00 <_alienated\Romeo> ahaha maybe
05:00 <_alienated\Romeo> well yeah
06:00 <_alienated\Romeo> just gotta get better clothes to wear
06:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> what about ur gray hairs
06:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> u gonna color it too
06:00 <_alienated\Romeo> mmm
06:00 <_alienated\Romeo> dunno
07:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> u gonna have to wear high collar and gloves to hide ur wringles
07:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> like that fashion designer dude
07:00 <_alienated\Romeo> im not that old :P
07:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> carl
07:00 <_alienated\Romeo> ahaha wtf 
07:00 <_alienated\Romeo> who's carl?
08:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> http://www.benjaminkanarekblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/karl-lagerfeld1.jpeg
08:00 <_alienated\Romeo> mmm
09:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> that guy needs a face transplant too?
10:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2013-07-22-KarlLagerfeldforWeltonLondon2.jpeg
11:00 <_alienated\Romeo> woah deep
14:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> http://www.nerve.com/files/resize/Karl%2BLagerfeld%2BFashion%2BDesigned-karl-lagerfeld-diet-coke-1-600x399.jpg
16:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/fp/Karl+Lagerfeld+Out+St+Tropez+C5qjJtWSLazl.jpg
16:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> lol
20:00 <_alienated\Romeo> -
20:00 <_alienated\Romeo> -\\\\- Erroneous Nickname
20:00 <_alienated\Romeo> um
20:00 <_alienated\Romeo> damn milk supply
20:00 <_alienated\Romeo> no coffee
21:00 <_alienated\Romeo> bought a 1.25 coke but i've drunk all that now
22:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> Britains most tattooed man, Mathew Whelan, has spent £6000 ($10,790) removing some images to make way for more. Whelan, 36, of Birmingham,who has so far spent £30,000 on his body art, said: "I think ofmyself like an art gallery. After a while the art gets old and peoplewant to see something new."
23:00 <_alienated\Romeo> Lionel Richie - Easy like Sunday morning 1996.mp3
23:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> A wealthy Norwegian has finally claimed a luxury boat that has been floating in a Swedish harbour unattended for two years  after he forgot all about it. Police had issued a Facebook appeal to find the identity of the owner of the boat, which had its keys hanging from a railing opposite the boat on the pier.
25:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> Male university students in North Korea are now required to get the same haircut as leader KimJong-un, it has been reported. The state-sanctioned guideline first introduced in the capital is being rolled out across the country, Radio Free Asia said. A previous decree allowed a choice of 18 hairstyles for women and 10 for men.
55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> http://www.crazytruestories.com/man-sues-mcdonalds-for-1-5-million-over-napkin/
56:00 <Saemon> did he win?
57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> not sure
57:00 <Saemon> thats so ridiculous
57:00 <Saemon> there should be laws against such lawsuits 
58:00 <Saemon> wasting courts time and taxpyers money
12:00 <simba> http://pitchfork.com/news/54405-tim-hecker-kode9-ben-frost-creating-music-for-drone-bass-and-noise-perfumes/
21:00 <Saemon> fuck up simba
22:00 <simba> 4:1)
22:00 <simba> 0,4 LIVERPOOL 4,0 LIVERPOOL
22:00 <simba> 4,0 LIVERPOOL 0,4 LIVERPOOL
22:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> Saemon vs simba
22:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> fight!
22:00 <simba> shut up Q
22:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> ding ding ding
24:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> Saemon scores 1 point
24:00 <Saemon> liverpool wtf is that
24:00 <Saemon> one of your gay teams of men chasing and lusting after balls
25:00 <simba> 0,4 LIVERPOOL 4,0 LIVERPOOL
25:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> yeh they prance around field like gurls
25:00 <simba> 4,0 LIVERPOOL 0,4 LIVERPOOL
25:00 <Saemon> sweating men chasing fighting over balls in short shorts and knee high socks like japanese school girls
25:00 <Saemon> looks like sailor moon
25:00 <simba> youve said that exact thing before and nobody laughed it just shows your ignorance
25:00 <simba> you have a lot to learn my young friend
25:00 <Saemon> and one tap and they're rolling on the ground in pain cryin bloody murder
26:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> yeh lolli pop likes and all
26:00 <Saemon> wat a bunch of weak cunts
26:00 <Saemon> pansys
26:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> yeh lolli pop legs and all
26:00 <simba> u have a lot 2 learn my young friend
26:00 <simba> shut up Q lol
27:00 <johninja> why is Q talking in main now?
27:00 <johninja> i don't like it
27:00 <johninja> it's a cross between beehhh and student
27:00 <johninja> some new hybrid
28:00 <Saemon> its funny isnt it, how rugby players get smashed and hammered on the field during play and they play on
28:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> coz there are fewer hotties in pm
28:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> not much work for me in pm nowadays
28:00 <Saemon> but soccer players, they freakin wear leg armor in the form of shin guards
28:00 <simba> oh hes the worst
28:00 <Saemon> and yet when their shin gets nicked by another players foot
28:00 <simba> he always mentions hotties like anyone from australia wants to talk with a wrinkly old trannie like Q
28:00 <Saemon> they are rolling on the ground cryinh
28:00 <simba> fucken yankee doodles make me SICK
28:00 <Saemon> like as if their shin has snapped in half
28:00 <Saemon> with a bone sticking out
28:00 <simba> whos Saemon talking to lol
28:00 <simba> 0,4 LIVERPOOL 4,0 LIVERPOOL
28:00 <simba> 4,0 LIVERPOOL 0,4 LIVERPOOL
29:00 <Saemon> people of the room in general simba
29:00 <Saemon> including you
29:00 <simba> what?
29:00 <simba> i cant read what youre typing
29:00 <simba> sorry
29:00 <Saemon> why not?
29:00 <simba> aaaaaahahahahahahahaha
29:00 <simba> RETARD
29:00 <Saemon> you disleksic now?
29:00 <simba> ahahahaha
29:00 <simba> disleksic
30:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> he smoked too much weed
30:00 <Saemon> simba is just in denial
30:00 <johninja> no such thing as too much
30:00 <Saemon> that his fav sport, soccer
30:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> lost ability to read u now Saemon 
30:00 <simba> shut UP Q!!!!!!!!!!!!
30:00 <johninja> nothing exceeds like excess tony
30:00 <Saemon> is full on homosexual
30:00 <simba> i think u need to go 2 bed dude u seem really down
31:00 <simba> did u eat a lot of maccas again 2day
31:00 <Saemon> no
31:00 <simba> :(
31:00 <Saemon> i ate meat pies again :(
31:00 <johninja> :/
31:00 <simba> poor baby
31:00 <Saemon> but simba im not being down
31:00 <simba> what?
31:00 <simba> hello?
31:00 <johninja> my baby has the hickups :(
31:00 <Saemon> im just pointing out the fact that soccer is a homosexual sport
31:00 <johninja> only a piss nappy thought thank god
32:00 <johninja> wasn't up to facing poo at 4am
32:00 <simba> is this in the sims or what
32:00 <johninja> naah
32:00 <johninja> rl homie
32:00 <Saemon> your baby?
32:00 <johninja> mels baby
32:00 <johninja> but yeh
32:00 <Saemon> ah ic
32:00 <johninja> she crashed out
32:00 <simba> is it urs
32:00 <johninja> nah
33:00 <johninja> not blood
33:00 <simba> ahH
33:00 <johninja> but i will look after her as mine
33:00 <simba> wd wd
33:00 <Saemon> if i had to raise a baby thats not mine, i wouldnt let it meet its blood father
33:00 <Saemon> im scard it might turn on me once it does
34:00 <johninja> yeh i don't think she will
34:00 <johninja> lots of years ahead though
34:00 <johninja> i dunno wether i would even tell her
34:00 <Saemon> yeah once its old enough to decide for itself who it should be loyal to
34:00 <johninja> until like 15 or something
34:00 <Saemon> thats when its ok for it to meet its real father
34:00 <johninja> then i'll get the "you're not my REAL daddy"
34:00 <johninja> lol
34:00 <johninja> adorable
35:00 <simba> yeah once its old enough to decide for itself who it should be loyal to
35:00 <simba> are you talking about a dog or something
35:00 <simba> u r never going to be a dad
35:00 <Saemon> neither are you cuz u got no dick.
35:00 <Saemon> ownt.
36:00 <simba> when u say things like that i think ur at teenager
36:00 <simba> <beehhh> My love, my queen....norell the tranny
36:00 <Saemon> johninja what if when it turns 18
36:00 <johninja> hmm
37:00 <johninja> yeh i guess 
37:00 <johninja> something like that
37:00 <Saemon> and then it goes "you're not my REAL daddy"
37:00 <Saemon> but in a different context
37:00 <Saemon> like " you're not my REAL daddy....;P "
37:00 <johninja> gross
37:00 <Saemon> rofl
37:00 <johninja> woody allen shit right there
38:00 <Saemon> lol
38:00 <simba> what are you implying there Saemon
38:00 <Saemon> the hills have eyes 
38:00 <simba> that you would all of a sudden want to fuck the daughter youve raised for almost two decades?
38:00 <simba> you are a sick mother
38:00 <simba> go 2 bed u sick mother
39:00 <Saemon> ok hypothetical scenario:
39:00 <milk> "yes sweetie, I'm not your REAL daddy, but you know what you can do for this daddy...?"
40:00 <milk> I judge the success of my comments on how long a channel stops for after I post
40:00 <simba> 0/10
40:00 <johninja> she should have a few hlf brothers and sisters by then ;)
42:00 <johninja> i might be a stay at home dad and stuff
42:00 <johninja> i don't really mind 
42:00 <johninja> mel has better qualifictions
42:00 <johninja> so yeh
43:00 <Saemon> a father had a daughter when he and his wife was both 20. he goes off too war the next week. is MIA for 25 yrs. he comes back home after 25 yrs, only to discover that he's wife has long sinced passed away, and now is daughter who he had last seen as a newborn, is now a fully grown 25 yrs old woman, who looks identical to his wife, the woman he had fallen in love with when they were both 25 
43:00 <Saemon> yrs old. he is now only 45 years old himself, not really old by todays standards.
43:00 <Saemon> would it be ok for anything to happen between them?
43:00 <johninja> its incestual
43:00 <Saemon> he doenst know her at all, total strangers since he's been away from her all her life
43:00 <johninja> she is still his own blood
43:00 <simba> you must be retarded man
44:00 <simba> how can you not answer that for yourself
44:00 <Saemon> from when she was 1 week old - 25 yrs old though
44:00 <simba> even after typing it and re reading it
44:00 <Saemon> she has never known him
44:00 <simba> you are asking "would you fuck your daughter if she looked like your wife"
44:00 <simba> how retarded is that
44:00 <Saemon> well why would one fuck ones own wife?
45:00 <Saemon> cuz of the way she looks, he's attracted to her
45:00 <Saemon> herp derp
45:00 <simba> you are never
45:00 <simba> EVER
45:00 <simba> going to have a girlfriend
45:00 <johninja> mel is a heavy sleeper
45:00 <johninja> it's awesome
45:00 <Saemon> johninja yeah but the "its his own blood" saying, its like semantics
45:00 <Saemon> a guy jerks himself off
46:00 <johninja> i can get up and do stuff
46:00 <Saemon> his fucking himself, his own blood
46:00 <johninja> no man it would be like fucking your sister
46:00 <johninja> except worse
47:00 <Saemon> the lannisters do it
47:00 <johninja> lol
47:00 <johninja> they do
47:00 <johninja> so do the winsors
47:00 <simba> <Saemon> a guy jerks himself off <Saemon> his fucking himself, his own blood - just too retarded to not be a troll account
47:00 <Saemon> lol see? even royalty does it
47:00 <Saemon> and we worship royalty
48:00 <Saemon> so what they do must be ok for us common plebs
48:00 <simba> whos we
48:00 <simba> do you worship the queen
49:00 <Saemon> no not really, but australia in general does 
49:00 <Saemon> the majority of the population
49:00 <Saemon> otherwise, we'd be a republic already
49:00 <simba> you think so?
49:00 <simba> i wouldnt say even half of aus "worships the queen"
49:00 <simba> weve never seemed to give a damn about the royal family
50:00 <simba> the fact that we're a british colony has nothing to do with what the people think
50:00 <Saemon> i know so, cuz why arent we a republic yet then?
50:00 <johninja> in the <50's etc we did
50:00 <milk> I'm going to email Tony Abbott and apply for a Knighthood
50:00 <johninja> because we keep on electing people like abbott
50:00 <Saemon> Ser Milk of ....whereever u from
50:00 <johninja> we ren't ready for independance
50:00 <simba> because what the people think doesnt have any power at the end of the day
51:00 <Saemon> oh here we go
51:00 <Saemon> simbas jack bauer conspiracy hour again
51:00 <simba> were never going to "turn into a republic"
51:00 <milk> the big problem is this is Australia so we cant just have Camelot
51:00 <simba> you sheltered dumbass
52:00 <milk> who actually wants a republic anyway?
52:00 <johninja> i think more people are scared about breaking with tradition than liking the royals
52:00 <milk> tourists like to come to a new colony
52:00 <johninja> i don't mind prince william though
52:00 <johninja> his wife is almost as hot as my gf
52:00 <johninja> respect
53:00 <simba> what
53:00 <simba> lol
53:00 <simba> saying were never going to be a republic isnt a conspiracy you utter retard
54:00 <simba> youve typed like half a dozen absolutely retarded things in the past half hour
54:00 <simba> im going to pastebin it all
54:00 <milk> I mean what, we vote to become a republic by peace. then we have to have a bunch of bureaucrats sit down and draw up a constitution, including tenure for public servants.... where is the glory?
54:00 <Saemon> how hot is your gf johninja?
54:00 <Saemon> got pic?
54:00 <simba> people like Saemon who poison our country with their american influenced ideas need to be locked up
54:00 <johninja> mebe
55:00 <johninja> i'll see
55:00 <Saemon> awesome
55:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/408653_10150457637242143_2116865372_n.jpg 
56:00 <johninja> she has a nice bod
56:00 <johninja> and booteh
56:00 <Saemon> hrm 
56:00 <Saemon> got a pic with her not smiling like the joker?
56:00 <johninja> lol i like her smile
58:00 <Saemon> yeah i can tell shes a pretty girl
58:00 <Saemon> its jsut that particular wide smile imo doesnt do her much favours
58:00 <johninja> you are entitled to your opinion
58:00 <Saemon> yeah 
59:00 <johninja> but yeh
59:00 <Saemon> dont get me wrong im not attacking her or anything
59:00 <johninja> looks is only the half of it
59:00 <johninja> she pretty coo
59:00 <johninja> pretty much the female me
59:00 <simba> try telling that to the guy who would fuck his daughter cos he looks like his wife
59:00 <Saemon> shes a girl thats a level of pretty that I could never ever get myself
59:00 <Saemon> good on you
59:00 <johninja> yeh tough chick eh
00:00 <johninja> none of the prissy bs
00:00 <johninja> which is aws
00:00 <johninja> my last one was such a fucking drama queen
00:00 <Saemon> what im saying if that i could never be able to get a gf that good looking
01:00 <Saemon> ive tried and got rejected
01:00 <Saemon> i guess my standards is set too high
01:00 <johninja> i was friends with her for ages
01:00 <johninja> dunno man
01:00 <Saemon> nothing worse then being an ugly guy who likes only very attractive pretty girls
01:00 <johninja> oh yeh
02:00 <johninja> lower your standards i reckon
02:00 <johninja> i have been out with some ugly chicks
02:00 <johninja> good for prcticing on
02:00 <Saemon> ah wow true
02:00 <johninja> then when you get a good one you aren't a complete noob
02:00 <Saemon> ive never thought of it that way
02:00 <simba> lol
04:00 <simba> you need to look at yourself more and ask: what would i offer a woman?
04:00 <simba> why would a woman want to fuck you?
04:00 <simba> stop thinking about urself
04:00 <simba> well i mean, stop being so selfish
05:00 <simba> you have money in the bank yes?
05:00 <simba> thats how you buy hookers?
05:00 <simba> look for those chicks that want a rich daddy
05:00 <simba> theres always a niche man
05:00 <simba> some chick will just want some dick to ride and their bills paid
05:00 <johninja> tru
10:00 <Saemon> <simba> you need to look at yourself more and ask: what would i offer a woman?
10:00 <Saemon> <simba> why would a woman want to fuck you?
10:00 <Saemon> well, what do women want?
11:00 <Saemon> tell me that
11:00 <simba> lol
11:00 <simba> in 25 words or less?
11:00 <simba> they want a man who already knows that by now...
11:00 <johninja> zen~
12:00 <simba> maybe you shouldve asked the women of this chatroom what women want before you scared them off with fucked up selfish fetish questions
12:00 <simba> think about them more not u 
12:00 <Saemon> if i knew what women wants, then i would be able to strive to attain it and then offer it to her
13:00 <simba> they want ur bank account Saemon
13:00 <Saemon> not always
14:00 <simba> women are humans
14:00 <simba> what do humans want
14:00 <Saemon> ive seen cunts that i know, who are bums, junkies, poor etc 
14:00 <Saemon> but they have attractive partners
14:00 <johninja> wtf is a Supp bonus?
15:00 <johninja> centrelink just paid me 150 more
15:00 <johninja> winning
15:00 <johninja> gonna take my baby dancing
15:00 <Saemon> supplementary bonus?
16:00 <Saemon> hrm when dating a chick with a kid already
16:00 <Saemon> the kid is the key to her heart, right?
16:00 <johninja> sometimes
16:00 <Saemon> show her that u get along with the kid, the kid loves u
16:00 <johninja> yeh 
16:00 <johninja> i would say that 
16:00 <Saemon> and she looks at it from behind, smiling to herself
16:00 <Saemon> and wham, youre in her good books
16:00 <johninja> it doesn't hurt
16:00 <Saemon> or is that just a cliche in movies?
17:00 <Saemon> wait this kid she has
17:00 <Saemon> is still a baby right?
18:00 <Saemon> so it doesnt know yet that ur not the real dad
18:00 <johninja> well i think they are probably looking for a male figure in their life too
18:00 <johninja> so yeh
18:00 <Saemon> why not just not tell it, ever?
18:00 <milk> the best way to get a kid to like you is sex
18:00 <johninja> i would like to know
18:00 <milk> wut?
18:00 <johninja> if my dad wasn't my real dad
19:00 <Saemon> u would? sometimes ignorance is bliss
19:00 <simba> nar
19:00 <milk> I mean you have to have that little "now this is a big secret just between you and me, so never ever tell anyone not even mummy..." chat...
20:00 <Saemon> truth can hurt sometimes, knowing such a thing might shatter ones world, make them disillusioned etc.
20:00 <milk> then its all on the credit card baby
21:00 <johninja> hmm
22:00 <johninja> ttyl, gonna try sleep
22:00 <Saemon> ok man
22:00 <johninja> might get some morning sex :D
22:00 <johninja> pce
22:00 <Saemon> laterz
22:00 <Saemon> lol
22:00 <Saemon> nicer
22:00 <Saemon> lucky sob
22:00 <simba> no one thing will shatter your world
23:00 <Saemon> revealing such a thing is massive, that your kid isnt yours
23:00 <Saemon> wat if it makes them want to suicide?
23:00 <simba> yep thats why you be honest like a human
24:00 <simba> it wont
24:00 <Saemon> what if it makes them feel that they are worthless that their real parents abandoned them?
24:00 <simba> who said they were abandoned
24:00 <Saemon> so if u were adopted, you'd be ok with the fact that you real mum and dad didnt want you?
25:00 <simba> you were never talking about adoption
25:00 <simba> your hypotheticals are really stupid
26:00 <Saemon> but with adoptions, its not all the same
26:00 <Saemon> like, if a white couple adopts a black baby from africa
26:00 <Saemon> as it grows up n learns, its gona put 2 n 2 together by itself
27:00 <simba> yeah
27:00 <simba> whats ur point
27:00 <Saemon> unless its some sorta fucking moron, i would say that by age 6, it would know thats its parents are not its real parents
28:00 <simba> yeah whats ur point
28:00 <simba> thats why you dont lie to your kids
28:00 <Saemon> i dont really have a point
28:00 <Saemon> this is just a open philosophical discussion
28:00 <simba> this is not philosophical
29:00 <Saemon> im not really sure what philosphical really means
29:00 <Saemon> but it sounded like it suits that word
29:00 <simba> if you dont want to worry about something being uncovered dont lie about it
29:00 <simba> especially if its as big as who someones parents are
29:00 <Saemon> then it would be best to tell the child from early on
30:00 <simba> just remember this:
30:00 <Saemon> so it copes well throughout the yrs
30:00 <simba> why lie?
30:00 <simba> always ask yourself
30:00 <simba> why lie
30:00 <Saemon> then wait for the 18th bday and spring it onto them
30:00 <simba> why would you wait 18 years kids are switched on by age 8
30:00 <Saemon> "happy 18th bday! and SUPRISE! WE'RE NOT YOUR REAL PARENTS!"
30:00 <simba> you watch too many movies
31:00 <Saemon> yeah true i see that happen alot on movies and soap operas
31:00 <simba> they shape the way you think like a dumbass american
31:00 <Saemon> its always when the child turns 18 that it finds out its adopted
31:00 <simba> you need rl experiendce
31:00 <simba> experience*
32:00 <Saemon> and the news is always delivered in a form of a letter
32:00 <Saemon> close up shot of the persons face
32:00 <Saemon> hand holding the letter begins to tremble
32:00 <Saemon> eyes begin to cry
32:00 <simba> stfu
32:00 <Saemon> so cliche n cheesy
33:00 <simba> u r
33:00 <Saemon> well like u said
33:00 <Saemon> im really sheltered
33:00 <Saemon> so i dont have much of real life experience of anything much
33:00 <Saemon> to go on by
34:00 <Saemon> but what ive witnessed in movies, are generally true to an extent
34:00 <simba> lol
34:00 <simba> no its not
34:00 <simba> i cant stress that enoug
34:00 <simba> h
35:00 <Saemon> well for one, the revealing of the fact one is adopted, is most of the time not a pleasant thing 
35:00 <Saemon> its not like its good happy news 
35:00 <simba> why not
35:00 <simba> what if you find out your father killed your mother and then bailed to europe
35:00 <simba> you wouldnt feel mad that you werent his
36:00 <simba> he wouldve cooked you up for food as a baby
36:00 <simba> you would love your adopted family
36:00 <simba> and not give a shit about that killer
36:00 <Saemon> yeah but to know that the ppl you live with, depend on, rely on, are not really your real blood
36:00 <Saemon> it sorta changes the dynamic
37:00 <simba> bonds people make are stronger than blood bonds
38:00 <Saemon> the without-question assurance and security that you'd feel with your mother and father would change abit, once u know that they are not truly your real parents
39:00 <simba> ok
39:00 <Saemon> yep thats true, strong non-blood bonds, but thats only with the type of bond that comes with a husband and wife 
39:00 <simba> ok m8
39:00 <simba> i cant deal with ur hypotheticals anymore they are bananas
39:00 <simba> live in the real world ok
39:00 <Saemon> dont patronise me
39:00 <simba> im not 
39:00 <simba> im dismissing u
40:00 <Saemon> dimissing me 
40:00 <Saemon> pfffy
40:00 <Saemon> u act like you'd know so much about this topic
40:00 <Saemon> fyi
41:00 <Saemon> my father is actually not my real father
41:00 <Saemon> so i have a lil bit of experience in this field.
42:00 <Saemon> i found this out myself when i was 15
43:00 <Saemon> going through their filecase they kept in their bedroom one day when they were away on vacation and i had the house for myself cuz i was looking for my birth certificate
44:00 <Saemon> my mother wanst my mother reither
44:00 <Saemon> wasn't
44:00 <Saemon> i was adopted.
44:00 <simba> ok m8
44:00 <simba> nice lil lie
44:00 <Saemon> i see you're adopting the mantra of ignorance is bliss eh
44:00 <Saemon> im here telling you the truth
45:00 <Saemon> and you're just being ignorant about it
45:00 <simba> what
45:00 <simba> thats what you are doing
45:00 <simba> 05:49:11 <Saemon> u would? sometimes ignorance is bliss
45:00 <simba> 05:49:32 <simba> nar
45:00 <simba> i disagree with that dumb saying
46:00 <simba> if what you just said is true about your parents it would further that
46:00 <simba> ignorance is not bliss
46:00 <simba> do you know what ignorant means...
56:00 <Saemon> yes 
56:00 <Saemon> it means not knowing
56:00 <Saemon> i wish i had not know that my parents are not my real parents
56:00 <Saemon> had not known*
56:00 <Saemon> unfortunately i had discovered it be accident
57:00 <Saemon> living in ignorance of it would have been bliss
57:00 <Saemon> instead, knowing the truth made me grow detached and apart from them at 15
58:00 <Saemon> probably contributed to why i am as screwed up as i am today
01:00 <simba> yea
01:00 <simba> did you tell them you 'found out'
01:00 <simba> did you even confirm it was true
01:00 <simba> or did you just run with it
02:00 <Saemon> yep i did
02:00 <Saemon> i took the adoption papers from their case and showed it to them
03:00 <simba> lol
03:00 <Saemon> they scolded me for going through their private stuff in the first place
03:00 <simba> so why were you adopted
04:00 <Saemon> my real parents were drug addicts
04:00 <Saemon> couldnt raise me
04:00 <Saemon> didnt wanted to so gave me up
04:00 <Saemon> for adoption
05:00 <simba> lol
07:00 <simba> am i to believe this like when you used to pretend to pass your laptop to your room mate
07:00 <simba> when you were really just changing your irc nick when people couldnt stand you any more
07:00 <simba> that kind of made it hard to believe anything you say
07:00 <simba> idk i want to believe you and hear you out but im just sure youre a liar
17:00 <Saemon> i put it to you simba that you like to suck horses cocks and engage in beastiality
17:00 <simba> kk
19:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/724762c1d391bdfb7234a73d6523123b/tumblr_n39m2w6Jhc1rq82hjo1_500.jpg me
21:00 <Saemon> lol
21:00 <Saemon> not its not
21:00 <Saemon> ur greek
22:00 <simba> greek chinese
24:00 <milk> :)
28:00 <simba> 4:1)
30:00 <Saemon> lol theres a domestic beginning to star at the place across the road from me
30:00 <Saemon> start*
30:00 <Saemon> could hear yellin n swearing
30:00 <Saemon> lol such a bogan domestic
31:00 <Saemon> all i hear is 'Farrrken faaarrken ya farrken' and alot of usage of 'cunt' inbetween
51:00 <PietSAbabe> Blubblublublbublub blub
53:00 <PietSAbabe> uNF
53:00 <Loof> morning b1
54:00 <Bastardly_One> morning
54:00 <cola> hi
55:00 <cola> Piet which news are you watching, which presenters are on 7
56:00 <Loof> kill your tv
56:00 <PietSAbabe> Some guy n gurl
57:00 <PietSAbabe> I know them personally
57:00 <PietSAbabe> *nod*
57:00 <PietSAbabe> They lemme do that too
57:00 <Bastardly_One> running late?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> why, yes I am
58:00 <Bastardly_One> care factor?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> zero
58:00 <PietSAbabe> I want to have kochie gimme a blowjob
58:00 <PietSAbabe> I want to hold his bald head down 
59:00 <PietSAbabe> Errr @ the news
00:00 <PietSAbabe> Old people playing rugby without tackles
00:00 <PietSAbabe> Afl is gonna stop keeping score at kids games
01:00 <PietSAbabe> They cant find airplanes with todays technology
01:00 <PietSAbabe> Crop circles
01:00 <PietSAbabe> This worlds going up shit creek
01:00 <PietSAbabe> !!!
01:00 <Loof> agreed
03:00 <PietSAbabe> Errrr hugh jackman making up a wolverine song
03:00 <PietSAbabe> Hes gone all captain kirk on us
03:00 <PietSAbabe> William shatner does that singing , what a wannabe this one is
04:00 <cola> Loof welcome
06:00 <Loof> cheers dude :)
10:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
10:00 <Loof> i'm gonna get depressed if ur still being hacked :(
59:00 <PietSAbabe> Who what when where why
59:00 <PietSAbabe> Its been fun
59:00 <PietSAbabe> Say good by7e
00:00 <PietSAbabe> From all of us 
00:00 <PietSAbabe> At irc
08:00 <Lumeah> *bites* 
08:00 <Lumeah> dam you beat me
08:00 <PietSAbabe> I dont hit girls:p
09:00 <Lumeah> lol. :p good man. 
10:00 <PietSAbabe> Always am:)
10:00 <PietSAbabe> Oops
10:00 <Lumeah> lol... 
12:00 <PietSAbabe> poo ache bbs
12:00 <PietSAbabe> :()
13:00 <Lumeah> lil
13:00 <Lumeah> lol
14:00 <BillyGoat> hello
14:00 <Lumeah> hi billy 
15:00 <BillyGoat> irc for brekfast
15:00 <Lumeah> lunch and dinner 
15:00 <BillyGoat> haha 
15:00 <BillyGoat> whats you havin for lunch
16:00 <Lumeah> tea nuts and yoghurt 
16:00 <Lumeah> morning tea. 
17:00 <Lumeah> u
17:00 <Lumeah> ? 
17:00 <BillyGoat> mix em in the blender
17:00 <BillyGoat> a nutty yogtea for lunch
17:00 <BillyGoat> prob just junk food for me
19:00 <Lumeah> lil
19:00 <Lumeah> o
20:00 <PietSAbabe> 3 lil nuggets falling down the loo
20:00 <PietSAbabe> And if one of those nuggets should happen to floooooooaaatttt
20:00 <PietSAbabe> There be 2 lil nuggets falling down the loo
21:00 <milk> fascinating
21:00 <PietSAbabe> I thought so
21:00 <milk> your rejection from a cougar seems to have deranged your sanity
21:00 <PietSAbabe> Rejection does have negative outcomes
22:00 <milk> could have been worse
22:00 <PietSAbabe> Definitely
22:00 <milk> could have been used as a drug mule in bali
23:00 <PietSAbabe> I woulda stayed in bali and allowed the condoms to break in my tummy
23:00 <milk> what just stay high for the 20 years in jail
23:00 <milk> ?
23:00 <PietSAbabe> Somethin like that
24:00 <milk> i dont think its very wise to swallow marijuana condoms
24:00 <PietSAbabe> People could toke on me
25:00 <PietSAbabe> Best blowjobs ever
25:00 <milk> wut? are you fuckin high?
25:00 <milk> dude?
25:00 <milk> are you fuckin high?
25:00 <PietSAbabe> Why?
25:00 <milk> high curious
26:00 <PietSAbabe> Yeh i doubt Id even say so if I were
28:00 <BillyGoat> PietSAbabe prob just had a hit of heroin
28:00 <PietSAbabe> Im nodding off n all
30:00 <BillyGoat> how much heroin you got on ya PietSAbabe?
31:00 <PietSAbabe> 90kg
31:00 <BillyGoat> do u buy off fat tony?
31:00 <PietSAbabe> No
31:00 <PietSAbabe> Flat tony
31:00 <PietSAbabe> ^ tony abbott
31:00 <PietSAbabe> He does drops in the ocean in his bathers
31:00 <BillyGoat> Lumeah do you think tony abbott is a handsome man?
32:00 <BillyGoat> darn
32:00 <PietSAbabe> I go in scuba gear n pick it up at night
32:00 <PietSAbabe> Throw it in a passing boat
32:00 <PietSAbabe> I make millions
32:00 <BillyGoat> i think you pull it straight out his bathers
32:00 <BillyGoat> grabbon what ya can in there
33:00 <PietSAbabe> Why are you thinking about guys pulling on other guys junk ?
33:00 <BillyGoat> your talkin about it being in his bathers
33:00 <BillyGoat> and that you grab somkething thats come out a mans bathers
33:00 <BillyGoat> that is pretty gay
34:00 <PietSAbabe> Heroin
34:00 <PietSAbabe> Not cock!
34:00 <BillyGoat> heroin on his knob
34:00 <BillyGoat> you prob suck it off
34:00 <PietSAbabe> Whilst in the ocean ?
34:00 <Kelevra> Sounds hot
34:00 <BillyGoat> yep
35:00 <PietSAbabe> So the heroin in his bathers whilst couriering it to a passing boat whilst soaked in the ocean
36:00 <Kelevra> Least it's not acid 
36:00 <PietSAbabe> And here the media thinks hes just keeping fit
36:00 <BillyGoat> you pull it out his bathers then drop in ocean'then pul him off
36:00 <PietSAbabe> Fucking hell youre making me miss 7th heaven
37:00 <Kelevra> johninja: you hussy
42:00 <johninja> hey babes
42:00 <Kelevra> Your face.
42:00 <johninja> i spat in your coffee x
42:00 <deeldose> your face god dammit =/
43:00 <deeldose> like that video
43:00 <Kelevra> It tasted devine
43:00 <deeldose> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxRpWpNGEl8
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: YOUR FACE! GOD DAMMIT! (Jun 29, 2011) 0:38 - Category: Entertainment - 1,116,128 views - 6,669 likes (98.2%), 122 dislikes (1.8%)
43:00 <johninja> aww ty
43:00 <johninja> hey deeldose
43:00 <johninja> hows things d00d?
44:00 <Kelevra> Dewd 
44:00 <deeldose> yeah ok ty how yas doin?
44:00 <Kelevra> He's crying over the news
44:00 <Kelevra> And explaining it to me
45:00 <deeldose> what happened
45:00 <Kelevra> Whaling etc
45:00 <johninja> not bad man
45:00 <Kelevra> I personally would eat them
45:00 <johninja> had a sleep in 
45:00 <johninja> lol
45:00 <johninja> that wouldn't suprise me
45:00 <Kelevra> That wasn't a sleep in
45:00 <johninja> longest one i have had in a while
46:00 <johninja> (like my penis)
46:00 <Kelevra> You're annoying to sleep next to
46:00 <johninja> lol
46:00 <johninja> sif
46:00 <johninja> you sleep through everything
46:00 <johninja> i even stepped on you and you didn't wake
46:00 <deeldose> u guys been having it off heaps lol
46:00 <johninja> ;)
46:00 <deeldose> heh
46:00 <johninja> rabbits
47:00 <johninja> Kelevra is going to make me a chicken burger for lunch
47:00 <johninja> fuk yeh
47:00 <deeldose> wish i had free sangas for lunch
47:00 <johninja> chicken, bacon, cheese, lettuce, mayo
47:00 <deeldose> mad & jelly
48:00 <johninja> whats you been up too?
48:00 <johninja> cruising?
49:00 <deeldose> i went on one a few months ago but not as big as last time was just a couple days
49:00 <deeldose> nothin too exciting lately ill prob go south next time cos ive never been to vic 
49:00 <johninja> i was down that way again recently for a couple of days
49:00 <johninja> did 4 tabs on the bus lol
50:00 <johninja> looked so cool
50:00 <johninja> love me green shit
50:00 <Kelevra> There's no cheese so the jokes on you fatty
50:00 <johninja> wtf
50:00 <johninja> there was 1 slice of cheese left
50:00 <Kelevra> You ate it
50:00 <johninja> no
50:00 <deeldose> whered u go
50:00 <johninja> there was 2
50:00 <Kelevra> Oh fkn fk
50:00 <johninja> and i had 1
50:00 <johninja> 2-1=1
50:00 <johninja> :D
50:00 <Kelevra> Fineeeeeeeeee
50:00 <deeldose> should put magic mushies on ur burger
51:00 <johninja> lol
51:00 <johninja> she should
51:00 <Kelevra> That'd taste bad
51:00 <johninja> i went to syd for a wedding
51:00 <deeldose> should be a topping at subway lol
51:00 <Kelevra> He went to Sydney to fight
51:00 <johninja> i did have a bit of a fight
51:00 <johninja> only 2 hits
51:00 <johninja> both mine
51:00 <deeldose> did u flip people at weddings again lol
52:00 <johninja> a bit yeh
52:00 <Kelevra> Hits of heroin 
52:00 <deeldose> u turned it into fight club didnt u lol
52:00 <Kelevra> Lol
52:00 <deeldose> oh well :(
52:00 <Kelevra> He cried over his hand hurting 
52:00 <johninja> yeh i put a bad punch in
52:00 <johninja> and fucked 2 knuckles
52:00 <Kelevra> Like a prissy little spoon bitch
52:00 <johninja> lol
53:00 <johninja> its almost healed
53:00 <johninja> ready for another one
53:00 <johninja> x
53:00 <deeldose> oh well 
53:00 <deeldose> did u at least do it after like at the reception
53:00 <johninja> yeh
54:00 <johninja> there weren't many people left
54:00 <johninja> everyone had to start paying for drinks so they left
54:00 <deeldose> ah
54:00 <johninja> the guy i hit got taken away by the bouncers
54:00 <Kelevra> Lol
54:00 <johninja> was pretty funny
54:00 <johninja> i just walked off
56:00 <deeldose> oh wow so they didnt even take u
56:00 <johninja> nah i was standing over him because i didn't want him to get up
57:00 <johninja> and as soon as they came i put my hands up and backed away
57:00 <johninja> then they grabbed him and lifted him up and he started going nuts
57:00 <deeldose> what was teh dispute did u know the dude?
57:00 <johninja> i went downstairs and one of the guys from the bar came over and said "you better get out of here"
57:00 <Kelevra> John wanted to root the guy without a struggle 
57:00 <johninja> lol
58:00 <johninja> nah it was over this chick i was staying with
58:00 <johninja> i wnted to go home
58:00 <johninja> he wanted in her pants and thought i was cockblocking him
58:00 <johninja> she wasn't keen on him
58:00 <johninja> so yeh
58:00 <johninja> he was being a dick
59:00 <deeldose> u shoulda just said
59:00 <johninja> was arguing with me and i got up to leave and he got up too so i put one on his chin
59:00 <johninja> put him down
59:00 <deeldose> oh well
59:00 <johninja> then he started to try get up so i grabbed his hair and put one in
59:00 <johninja> how i fucked my hnd
59:00 <johninja> he had to get stiches
00:00 <johninja> that was the worst part 
00:00 <johninja> he was a good mate of my friends wife who was getting married
00:00 <johninja> so felt bad about that
01:00 <deeldose> oh well next time just try walk away
01:00 <johninja> yeh man
01:00 <johninja> too much beers
07:00 <PietSAbabe> hah @news
07:00 <PietSAbabe> There was a bit of thunder and maybe some lightning
07:00 <PietSAbabe> What a dumbass
08:00 <mandyjane> pieter
08:00 <mandyjane> there was a family who got hijacked by a junkie. his weapon of choice was a needle..
08:00 <mandyjane> what were you doing on friday night
08:00 <PietSAbabe> Your mum
08:00 <mandyjane> ew
09:00 <mandyjane> u poor thing
09:00 <PietSAbabe> I love seperated siamese bitches
09:00 <PietSAbabe> Their skin grafts turn me on
11:00 <johninja> that was the best comeback i have ever seen from piet
11:00 <johninja> made me chuckle
11:00 <johninja> i would high five but i don't want hepititus
12:00 <PietSAbabe> Cos aids rom fucking white monkeys is so much better
13:00 <johninja> whats on tv piet?
14:00 <johninja> friends is on here
14:00 <johninja> its OK
14:00 <johninja> 5/10
15:00 <johninja> mel keeps watching judge judy, not so great
15:00 <johninja> 4/10
15:00 <PietSAbabe> Im watching an ant walk off with a saltana
15:00 <PietSAbabe> Atom ant this one is
15:00 <johninja> kewl
16:00 <Kelevra> PietSAbabe likes judge Judy so suck it
16:00 <johninja> my point exactly
16:00 <Kelevra> Fkn whinge
17:00 <Kelevra> Your point is invalid 
18:00 <johninja> you love my point x
18:00 <Kelevra> You're clearly delusional 
18:00 <johninja> of course
19:00 <Kelevra> I hate Indian ringnecks 
19:00 <Kelevra> They sound like shit
21:00 <johninja> i'm going to get one
21:00 <johninja> it will say cool shit though
21:00 <johninja> i'll teach it to rap
22:00 <Kelevra> That's a sure way to lose me. I hate the sound
22:00 <Kelevra> Your face is rap
24:00 <PietSAbabe> LadyFuck
24:00 <PietSAbabe> LadyDuck
24:00 <PietSAbabe> LadyWukkaWukkaWukkaPacmaaan
26:00 <PietSAbabe> Heh a mr vd
35:00 <milk> Sir Tony Abbott is a vindictive man
59:00 <Kelevra> Does anyone know if you can top up myki cards at news agencys or the post office?
00:00 <johninja> 7/11 do it
02:00 <milk> whats myki cards?
02:00 <milk> can you do it online?
03:00 <Serenity> what is a myki card
03:00 <johninja> its a public transport card
04:00 <johninja> like to touch on buses/trains
04:00 <johninja> to pay
04:00 <johninja> brissie has go cards
04:00 <Kelevra> I can't do it online cause the card is registered to Dylan 
05:00 <Serenity> ohh
06:00 <Serenity> ours you can give the bus driver money and scan your card n its refilled
06:00 <Kelevra> Oh I suppose I could do that
16:00 <druff> lol, hi Kelevra
16:00 <Kelevra> Hi
16:00 <Kelevra> Who might you be
16:00 <DreamSeller> fez
16:00 <druff> pale guy
17:00 <Kelevra> Hi fezticle
17:00 <Kelevra> How's it going?
17:00 <druff> sappenin these days?
17:00 <druff> im goin tired, u?
18:00 <Kelevra> Umm went to Byron and nimbin. Came back to Brisbane then went to Melbourne 
18:00 <druff> whatd ya buy in nimbin?
18:00 <Kelevra> Drugs
18:00 <Kelevra> Lol
18:00 <druff> oh
18:00 <Kelevra> Beer
18:00 <druff> naughty
19:00 <Kelevra> Yuhuh
19:00 <druff> shouldve bought a hemp bag
19:00 <Kelevra> Oh I had a baby last year aswell 
19:00 <DemonsRun> Kelevra: <3
19:00 <druff> wtf?
19:00 <Kelevra> Hey DemonsRun <3
19:00 <druff> you were up the duff?
19:00 <DemonsRun> She was.
19:00 <Kelevra> Yeah lol I had a baby girl 
19:00 <DemonsRun> That's how she had a baby
19:00 <druff> interesting
20:00 <druff> congrats mel
20:00 <Kelevra> Ty <3
20:00 <Kelevra> She's a beauty 
20:00 <druff> may i ask the name? or shoosh me?
20:00 <druff> her name..
21:00 <Kelevra> Angelina Marlene Rose
21:00 <druff> i like it
21:00 <druff> my grandma was a marlene
21:00 <Kelevra> Yeah it's nice and girly
21:00 <Kelevra> So was my mum
22:00 <druff> good to see the name being bought back
22:00 <Kelevra> And Serenitys mum
22:00 <druff> ah yea nice :)
22:00 <druff> so hows being a mum treating you?
22:00 <Kelevra> I wanted to call her marlena but didn't want to alter the name 
23:00 <druff> you can always just call her that
23:00 <druff> just cuz you can
23:00 <druff> shouldve put a ` on the end of marlene
24:00 <Kelevra> Yeah true 
24:00 <druff> but thatd still be altering wouldnt it? iuwwo
27:00 <Kelevra> Bbl
27:00 <druff> kelevra has a wang :D
27:00 <druff> its bigger than mine
29:00 <stebie> how does that make you feel?
30:00 <druff> jealous
48:00 <Serenity> id fuck mels want if she had one
49:00 <druff> youd fuck mels want?
49:00 <Serenity> er
49:00 <Serenity> wang
49:00 <Serenity> LOL
49:00 <druff> oh yer
49:00 <druff> she does have one
50:00 <druff> aah ok
50:00 <DreamSeller> I was trying to work out what you meant. Silly binty fingers Serenity
50:00 <Serenity> ill give you binty fingers in a minute
50:00 <DreamSeller> :o 
50:00 <DreamSeller> neg 
51:00 <druff> more beer?
51:00 <druff> or nah?
51:00 <Serenity> beer?
51:00 <Serenity> bit early?
51:00 <DreamSeller> wayyyy toooo early 
51:00 <DreamSeller> unless you're chris 
51:00 <DreamSeller> ARE YOU CHRIS? 
51:00 <druff> 1 im not chris
51:00 <DreamSeller> hehe 
51:00 <druff> 2 poublic bars are open now
52:00 <druff> not too early
52:00 <druff> poublic? public!
52:00 <FredFlinstone> yes people hve lunch and grog everywhere :)
52:00 <FredFlinstone> its nearly 1pm
53:00 <druff> fred knows
53:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
53:00 <druff> most places give you a free alcoholic beverage for lunch
53:00 <druff> FREE!
53:00 <FredFlinstone> not the ones I go to 
53:00 <FredFlinstone> :(
54:00 <druff> if i was you, id be devistated
54:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
54:00 <FredFlinstone> its prolly piss anyway
55:00 <druff> yep, piss is slang for alcohol
55:00 <FredFlinstone> not the way I meant it
55:00 <FredFlinstone> piss meant awful
56:00 <DreamSeller> Saemon brews his own piss 
56:00 <druff> everyone brews there own piss
56:00 <druff> oh, you meant..
56:00 <druff> P
56:00 <druff> :P
58:00 <druff> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auGZE0Havp8&feature=kp
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: REDNEX - The Way I Mate - HD (Apr 25, 2012) 4:09 - Category: Music - 268,552 views - 718 likes (95.9%), 31 dislikes (4.1%)
58:00 <druff> haha
30:00 <BlackDevil> DreamSeller http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1396232769255.jpg
32:00 <DreamSeller> no.
34:00 <mandyjane> fuck yes BlackDevil
35:00 <mandyjane> if she takes out a rib or two
35:00 <mandyjane> she can eat herself
41:00 <BlackDevil> mandyjane http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1396233622049.jpg
41:00 <DreamSeller> http://i.imgur.com/mG6ggD2.jpg
43:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lolo
45:00 <Lumeah> mmm piety.. 
45:00 <Lumeah> *bites*
45:00 <CannibalClown> eww
47:00 <Lumeah> lol
47:00 <Lumeah> its ones and zeros.. 
49:00 <Lumeah> lol we'res ya bone pietey? 
51:00 <CannibalClown> slug
51:00 <Jeep> numb nuts
52:00 <CannibalClown> moke loves dicks
53:00 <PietSAbabe> Some bitch has it , every bitch loves a bone :p
58:00 <PietSAbabe> Guess she didnt like that
59:00 <CannibalClown> noone does
59:00 <CannibalClown> its best you leave
02:00 <PietSAbabe> Its best you remain
02:00 <PietSAbabe> Reality doesnt want you
03:00 <Fez> Hi
10:00 <Shadowgate> yous are so funny lol
11:00 <PietSAbabe> Funny?
11:00 <PietSAbabe> Im fucking hilarious
11:00 <Fez> No ya not
11:00 <PietSAbabe> I am
12:00 <PietSAbabe> When i was small i told my parents i wanted to be a comedian
12:00 <PietSAbabe> The fuckers laughed at me
12:00 <Fez> I just said youre not
12:00 <Fez> Derp
14:00 <PietSAbabe> Freekin android saying it cant detect my eyes , why the fuck does it pop up a message saying that when obviously ya not looking at it
14:00 <PietSAbabe> DuMB@!!!!!
15:00 <VapourSeduction> such a bussy day working today
15:00 <PietSAbabe> Yeh im busy as
15:00 <VapourSeduction> oh
15:00 <VapourSeduction> yea
15:00 <VapourSeduction> haha
15:00 <VapourSeduction> how you been ?
15:00 <VapourSeduction> ?
15:00 <PietSAbabe> Awesome as
15:00 <PietSAbabe> You?
15:00 <VapourSeduction> yea pretty good
16:00 <VapourSeduction> were abouts are you from ?
17:00 <PietSAbabe> Welp im gonna go continue being sick but in bed
17:00 <PietSAbabe> Bbl
17:00 <VapourSeduction> ok
17:00 <VapourSeduction> take it easy
18:00 <VapourSeduction> so whats good in melbourne these days?
18:00 <VapourSeduction> whats new
20:00 <VapourSeduction> does anyone here vape?
23:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> maybe
23:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> what is it
24:00 <Fez> Voip?
24:00 <BlackDevil> so apparently a main character dies in the walking dead
24:00 <Fez> Vant live forever blackdevil..
27:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> then the character becomes the walking dead?
28:00 <Fez> Maybe he/she had their legs cut off
28:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> cant walk with no legs
28:00 <Fez> Can too
29:00 <Fez> Can walk on ya hands....
29:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> would have to call the movies something else
31:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> hand stand walking dead
31:00 <VapourSeduction> its a ciggerette replacement kit
32:00 <VapourSeduction> i have a cimmuty group company website through fb its called Vapour Seduction
32:00 <VapourSeduction> im just about too upload a vid
34:00 <BlackDevil> haha the kid almost got raped
34:00 <BlackDevil> 'Carl'\
35:00 <VapourSeduction> say what devil
35:00 <VapourSeduction> what you saying ?
35:00 <BlackDevil> the walking dead
36:00 <VapourSeduction> oh yeh
36:00 <VapourSeduction> i enjoyed the sons of anarchy a little more
38:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> BlackDevil, it got any hot zombie chicks in it?
38:00 <BlackDevil> never
38:00 <BlackDevil> only beth and maggie are the hot ones
38:00 <BlackDevil> oh no, this army chick
38:00 <BlackDevil> she hot
39:00 <Fez> Name?
40:00 <ZeroDistance> woo 4 court
40:00 <Fez> Hair colour?
40:00 <ZeroDistance> even though I had some italian judge wearin like seventies clothes
40:00 <Fez> Anklet?
40:00 <Fez> Haha
41:00 <ZeroDistance> hard to not laugh at a judge wearing the most colourful raindbow shit I ever seen
41:00 <BlackDevil> Christian Serratos
41:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> big ankles that can hook and hang the chick upside down?
41:00 <BlackDevil> thats her name
41:00 <Fez> Who watched the f1's?
41:00 <ZeroDistance> who ever does?
41:00 <Fez> Real name or characters name?
41:00 <Fez> Me
41:00 <ZeroDistance> u like rally
41:00 <ZeroDistance> WRC?
41:00 <Fez> Not so much
42:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah
42:00 <ZeroDistance> i loved f1s till senna died
42:00 <BlackDevil> real name Fez
42:00 <Fez> 82wasnt it?
42:00 <Fez> Ta blacky
42:00 <ZeroDistance> in was born 82
42:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
42:00 <ZeroDistance> is joel still alive?
42:00 <Fez> Same
43:00 <ZeroDistance> coma n shit?
43:00 <ZeroDistance> stuff*
43:00 <Fez> Hmm when did senna go then
43:00 <ZeroDistance> i thouoght it was 91
43:00 <ZeroDistance> thought*
44:00 <ZeroDistance> not exactly googling right now 
45:00 <Fez> Arh yea
45:00 <Fez> 94 is ringing a bell
45:00 <Fez> Idunno
51:00 <Fez> Im jealous mel
51:00 <Kelevra> Of what?
51:00 <Fez> Ure wang
52:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> coz fez wants a baby too
52:00 <Fez> Lol
52:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> fez wants to smell baby poo
52:00 <Fez> I had one
52:00 <Fez> Then it grew uo
52:00 <Fez> Up
52:00 <Fez> Cunt..
53:00 <Shadowgate> lol
53:00 <Kelevra> You love my penis
53:00 <Serenity> babies are over rated
53:00 <Fez> No
53:00 <Fez> Your wang
53:00 <Kelevra> I bet yours is so white
54:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> he means ur strap on 
54:00 <Fez> Not white
54:00 <Kelevra> I need a strap on for john
54:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> Fez <-- strap on envy
54:00 <Serenity> you know those really whire dicks that are like.. pink n slug like
54:00 <Fez> Cuacasian
54:00 <Serenity> urgh
54:00 <Kelevra> Purple?
54:00 <Serenity> white
54:00 <Kelevra> Slug
54:00 <Kelevra> The pienis
54:00 <VapourSeduction> lmao
54:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> i donate one for u
54:00 <Serenity> picards willy is pink
54:00 <BlackDevil> what do you think about beth on the walking dead Kelevra?
55:00 <Kelevra> I've not watched the show
55:00 <Fez> Kelevra hates everyone
55:00 <Serenity> she doesnt hate me
55:00 <Kelevra> I do not, I even think BlackDevil is okay now
56:00 <Fez> Fuck
56:00 <Kelevra> Mind you I'm on pain,killers
56:00 <BlackDevil> bangable girl?
56:00 <Fez> Why?
56:00 <Serenity> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandiose_delusions
56:00 <Kelevra> Fkn drank too much and my pancreas shit itself again 
57:00 <Kelevra> I should learn by now
57:00 <Serenity> tsk tsk
57:00 <Kelevra> No spirits
57:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> those with schizophrenia and a substantial portion of those with substance abuse disorders
57:00 <Fez> Ah fuck
57:00 <Kelevra> Gin was my downfall this time
57:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> oh a pattern is forming
57:00 <Fez> That aint good
57:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> 'substance abuse'
57:00 <Fez> Hope u fel better soon
58:00 <Kelevra> Thanks it bloody hurts atm
58:00 <Fez> Removw it?
59:00 <DreamSeller> GINNNNNN 
59:00 <DreamSeller> is lovely 
59:00 <Kelevra> Can't, you need it to survive 
59:00 <Kelevra> Gin with iced tea is godlike 
59:00 <Kelevra> No more for this girl though 
59:00 <Fez> I like beer
00:00 <Loof> it makes me a jolly good fellow
00:00 <doctor> I'm very grandiose but I do not suffer from any delusion. I was just born extraordinary
00:00 <Kelevra> Same but I had a combo of both
00:00 <Fez> No i dont
00:00 <Fez> I love it
00:00 <Fez> Imhaving one now
00:00 <Kelevra> Nice day too
00:00 <Fez> Not here
00:00 <Fez> The rain went away
00:00 <Kelevra> It's 28 here
01:00 <Fez> Melbs?
01:00 <Kelevra> Yeah came down last Tuesday 
01:00 <Kelevra> Did a runner
01:00 <Fez> U livin there now?
01:00 <Fez> Oh lol. From who?
02:00 <Kelevra> Anthonys mum lol
02:00 <Fez> Lol
02:00 <Fez> Whatd she do?
03:00 <Kelevra> She got too controlling and said I should give up Angelina to her cause I didn't like how she wanted cloth nappies and to feed Angel at 3 months shit like vegemite
04:00 <Kelevra> She even was looking at schools
04:00 <Loof> why are you even talking to her?
04:00 <Loof> after what he did?
04:00 <Kelevra> So I felt too bossed around and pressured
04:00 <Kelevra> I'm not talking to her anymore 
04:00 <Loof> cool :)
04:00 <Fez> Ah fair enough
04:00 <Loof> that cunt needs a beating
05:00 <Loof> imo
05:00 <Kelevra> She reckons my bird needs to be put down tonight 
05:00 <Kelevra> My eldest bird
05:00 <Fez> Wtf
05:00 <Kelevra> She's a cunt
05:00 <Fez> Like mothrr like son
05:00 <Loof> ^
05:00 <Fez> Or something
07:00 <VapourSeduction> wow
07:00 <VapourSeduction> so you do this in public chatroom ?
07:00 <Fez> What?
07:00 <Fez> Chat?
07:00 <VapourSeduction> lol
07:00 <Kelevra> lol
07:00 <Fez> Yes
07:00 <VapourSeduction> no i dont mind chat
08:00 <VapourSeduction> what are you people chatting about?
08:00 <Kelevra> It is chatting 
08:00 <VapourSeduction> yes i know
08:00 <Kelevra> Life
08:00 <VapourSeduction> sounds mor elike a dispute
08:00 <Kelevra> Its not
08:00 <VapourSeduction> more#
08:00 <VapourSeduction> oh i see
08:00 <Fez> Nah its not
08:00 <VapourSeduction> where abouts in melbourne are you from ?
08:00 <Fez> Just discussing ahit
08:00 <Fez> Shiz
08:00 <VapourSeduction> cool cool
08:00 <Kelevra> Yah
08:00 <VapourSeduction> haha fez yo were the funnyest charactor from the 70's show
09:00 <Fez> I see
09:00 <Serenity> wow
09:00 <VapourSeduction> did youy ever whatch ?
09:00 <Fez> No
09:00 <VapourSeduction> oh
09:00 <VapourSeduction> i dont mean it in a bad way
09:00 <VapourSeduction> it was a great tv show
09:00 <Kelevra> Who is this dude?
09:00 <VapourSeduction> commedy
09:00 <Serenity> no idea
09:00 <VapourSeduction> kel im chatting
09:00 <Fez> All good bruz
09:00 <VapourSeduction> just like you guys where
09:00 <VapourSeduction> im a melbourne dude
09:00 <Fez> We still are
09:00 <VapourSeduction> who are you ?
10:00 <VapourSeduction> iv allways been
10:00 <Kelevra> Fez is a Brisbane boy
10:00 <Fez> Boy?
10:00 <VapourSeduction> lol
10:00 <Kelevra> Yup
10:00 <Loof> here comes another one, just like the other one, here comes another one, when will it ever end?
10:00 <VapourSeduction> hows things in brisbane?
10:00 <Kelevra> Aren't I older then you fez
10:00 <Fez> Idunno
10:00 <Kelevra> :/
10:00 <Fez> No mel
10:00 <Kelevra> My bad
10:00 <Kelevra> Thought I was
10:00 <Fez> Your 28?
11:00 <VapourSeduction> well how old or yyoung are most of you here?
11:00 <Fez> 29 now maybw?
11:00 <VapourSeduction> on average? 
11:00 <Loof> 25 average
11:00 <Kelevra> I'm turning 29 this year
11:00 <VapourSeduction> oh yeh
11:00 <VapourSeduction> im 27
11:00 <Fez> Yea. Im 31
11:00 <VapourSeduction> you can call me 24
11:00 <VapourSeduction> i dont mind
11:00 <VapourSeduction> hahah
11:00 <Kelevra> You look young so that's a plus
12:00 <Fez> 32 this yr
12:00 <VapourSeduction> kel how about yoursel?
12:00 <Fez> Ta hun
12:00 <VapourSeduction> oh i see
12:00 <VapourSeduction> nice
12:00 <VapourSeduction> you see its kind of funny
12:00 <Kelevra> Can't wait until my 30th
12:00 <VapourSeduction> some people may be over 25 but maturity is at 17
12:00 <Fez> How old do i look kel?
12:00 <Loof> i'm 39, 19 mentally :P
12:00 <Kelevra> 25
13:00 <VapourSeduction> and then some people are 22 with well matured mentallity's
13:00 <Loof> yep vapour
13:00 <VapourSeduction> haha
13:00 <Fez> Ah true. Thanks
13:00 <VapourSeduction> loof
13:00 <Kelevra> Yeah mentally I'm the same pat haha
13:00 <VapourSeduction> lmao
13:00 <Loof> age definitely doesn't define maturity
13:00 <VapourSeduction> no offence
13:00 <VapourSeduction> but are you calling yourself young and qiuk and smark
13:00 <Fez> I feel 17 still
13:00 <Loof> no i'm an old fart
13:00 <VapourSeduction> because brain functioning at qiuk compacity's
13:00 <Kelevra> Quick 
13:00 <Loof> just immature is what i'm saying
14:00 <Fez> So
14:00 <Fez> Should i goto pub?
14:00 <Loof> so call off ur dogs
14:00 <Loof> k?
14:00 <VapourSeduction> or are you calling yourself young yeared time wise, "where infact you have not had enough experiences in life yet to bbe mature or more mature"
15:00 <VapourSeduction> lol
15:00 <VapourSeduction> i try not too brain tease
15:00 <VapourSeduction> but
15:00 <VapourSeduction> i do without meaning too
15:00 <VapourSeduction> anyway
15:00 <VapourSeduction> ...
15:00 <Kelevra> Yeah anyway 
16:00 <VapourSeduction> lol
16:00 <Fez> Im 1/7
16:00 <VapourSeduction> so what did you people get up too past weekend
16:00 <Fez> How u goin?
16:00 <Loof> went out bashing hipsters. u?
16:00 <VapourSeduction> lmao
16:00 <VapourSeduction> hit the city
16:00 <VapourSeduction> met people
16:00 <VapourSeduction> had fun
17:00 <VapourSeduction> standard
17:00 <Loof> as they do 
17:00 <VapourSeduction> true true
17:00 <VapourSeduction> define hipster
17:00 <VapourSeduction> ?
17:00 <Kelevra> I had a lot of sex and drinks and my dad visited 
17:00 <Loof> tight pants, vanilla ice haircuts
17:00 <Fez> I drank beer
17:00 <VapourSeduction> mao
17:00 <VapourSeduction> wel
17:00 <Loof> iphones
17:00 <VapourSeduction> why not
17:00 <VapourSeduction> it was the weekedn true?
17:00 <VapourSeduction> weekend
17:00 <Fez> Sex
18:00 <VapourSeduction> get some ?
18:00 <Fez> Some what?
18:00 <Fez> Beers?
18:00 <VapourSeduction> well your typing sex
18:00 <VapourSeduction> did you get any fez
18:00 <Fez> Lol
18:00 <VapourSeduction> lmao
18:00 <Fez> I dont want sex
18:00 <VapourSeduction> lol
18:00 <VapourSeduction> oh i see
18:00 <VapourSeduction> attention typing
18:00 <VapourSeduction> thought you would just type it
18:00 <Fez> Nope
18:00 <VapourSeduction> for attantion
18:00 <VapourSeduction> well we were allready chatting
19:00 <VapourSeduction> lol
19:00 <Fez> Repeating what mek said
19:00 <Fez> Mel
19:00 <VapourSeduction> oh i see
19:00 <VapourSeduction> speaking of mel
19:00 <Fez> She had sex
19:00 <VapourSeduction> were is she? 
19:00 <Fez> Home?
19:00 <VapourSeduction> first time? 
19:00 <Fez> For?
19:00 <VapourSeduction> mel
19:00 <Loof> yeah this cunt
19:00 <Loof> i dont like this cunt
19:00 <VapourSeduction> lmao
19:00 <Fez> No
20:00 <VapourSeduction> well you guys brought up the topic
20:00 <Fez> She had a kid
20:00 <VapourSeduction> oh i see
20:00 <Fez> Atleast twice
20:00 <VapourSeduction> yeap 2 children
20:00 <VapourSeduction> sounds great
20:00 <Fez> No
20:00 <VapourSeduction> she is not with the father?
20:00 <Loof> INFIDEL!
21:00 <VapourSeduction> i have never been introduced too this word
21:00 <VapourSeduction> define
21:00 <Loof> lol
21:00 <Fez> I dont know
21:00 <VapourSeduction> what does this mean ?
21:00 <VapourSeduction> lol
21:00 <VapourSeduction> no trully i dont know
21:00 <Loof> google is your friend
21:00 <VapourSeduction> google history is not
21:00 <VapourSeduction> and datta logged
21:00 <VapourSeduction> is not
22:00 <Kelevra> Who the fuck are you?
22:00 <VapourSeduction> oh i see
22:00 <VapourSeduction> wow
22:00 <Kelevra> You seem so annoying 
22:00 <Loof> he is a turd
22:00 <VapourSeduction> why?
22:00 <VapourSeduction> we are chatting
22:00 <Loof> just another troll
22:00 <Kelevra> I agree
22:00 <VapourSeduction> its public chat in melbourne
22:00 <VapourSeduction> and topic is here
22:00 <VapourSeduction> no im not trolling
22:00 <Loof> yeah ok
22:00 <Loof> whatever
22:00 <johninja> ^
22:00 <Fez> U arent the public
22:00 <Kelevra> You're annoying VapourSeduction 
23:00 <VapourSeduction> i assure you
23:00 <VapourSeduction> i do not know any of you
23:00 <VapourSeduction> unless we have met
23:00 <VapourSeduction> im male
23:00 <VapourSeduction> 27
23:00 <VapourSeduction> dont chat much
23:00 <Kelevra> I couldn't care
23:00 <johninja> lets call him angelina
23:00 <VapourSeduction> just recently started
23:00 <Kelevra> Lol
23:00 <Fez> Hi john
23:00 <johninja> hi fez
23:00 <VapourSeduction> yea angelina's good
23:00 <Fez> Sappinen?
23:00 <johninja> wht brings you around these parts?
23:00 <johninja> not much mang
23:00 <VapourSeduction> what ever will do
23:00 <Fez> Stalkin kel
23:00 <johninja> chillin with a hot chick
23:00 <johninja> lol
23:00 <VapourSeduction> can call me hash tag #
23:00 <Kelevra> Haha
23:00 <johninja> leave my gf lone
24:00 <Fez> Fk no
24:00 <Kelevra> Lone!
24:00 <Loof> i hope you two get married, pefect couple mang <3
24:00 <BlackDevil> LONE!
24:00 <VapourSeduction> i do not even know which one here is female
24:00 <johninja> awww thanks dude
24:00 <Fez> Wtf is lone?
24:00 <Loof> np
24:00 <johninja> we on the hunt for buds
24:00 <BlackDevil> but i hope you johninja and Kelevra have many children
24:00 <VapourSeduction> i, not sure fez
24:00 <johninja> thanks BD
24:00 <VapourSeduction> im trying too understand
24:00 <Fez> Oh
24:00 <Kelevra> Shhh 
24:00 <johninja> i hope you and Kuniva have a long and wonderful partnership also
25:00 <Fez> Congrats john
25:00 <VapourSeduction> i havnt cheated on a partner before
25:00 <Kelevra> No more babies!
25:00 <VapourSeduction> not a true partner
25:00 <Loof> also if you ever split up i wont know who's side to go on :P
25:00 <Kelevra> Think of the children 
25:00 <johninja> lol
25:00 <Kelevra> Haja
25:00 <Fez> Have triplets
25:00 <VapourSeduction> baja?
25:00 <deeldose> is ok to cheat on split personalities?
25:00 <Fez> Huey duey and luey
25:00 <VapourSeduction> i dont think cheating is ok at all
25:00 <VapourSeduction> but my personal opinion
25:00 <Kelevra> Haha
26:00 <VapourSeduction> not many think alike
26:00 <VapourSeduction> im finding out
26:00 <deeldose> i felt bad from cheating
26:00 <VapourSeduction> i woukldnt know
26:00 <deeldose> rooting a dudes gf
26:00 <VapourSeduction> i havnt done it
26:00 <Loof> i guess what ur trying to say is ur superior VapourSeduction?
26:00 <VapourSeduction> hell no
26:00 <VapourSeduction> far from it
26:00 <Fez> Hello
26:00 <VapourSeduction> but in those types of things
26:00 <VapourSeduction> thats the way i am
26:00 <VapourSeduction> i dont feel
26:00 <VapourSeduction> like  i could even do it
27:00 <VapourSeduction> possibility im wierd?
27:00 <VapourSeduction> i dont know
27:00 <Kelevra> Demonic farting baby machine!
27:00 <VapourSeduction> bbl
27:00 <Kelevra> Is it Chris? He was annoying 
27:00 <Kelevra> Or Chad 
27:00 <Fez> No
27:00 <Kelevra> Beehhh
27:00 <PietSAbabe> Freekin tomato leaked onto my keyboard:(
28:00 <Kelevra> Yummy 
28:00 <PietSAbabe> Cream cheese n tomato on toast
28:00 <Kelevra> Yum
28:00 <PietSAbabe> Its worth it i think
28:00 <Fez> When we playin pool next mel?
28:00 <Kelevra> Well it isn't broken 
29:00 <Kelevra> Dunno if I'll be back to Brisbane anytime soon but I'll let you know for sure
29:00 <Kelevra> I so want to hit up Byron and nimbin again 
30:00 <Kelevra> Need a car for that shit though next time
30:00 <Fez> Can i just say..
30:00 <Fez> I seem to do 'mel' shots a lot
30:00 <Kelevra> LOL!
31:00 <Kelevra> Back of the cue?
31:00 <PietSAbabe> Any one else say moo every time they drink or eat a dairy product
31:00 <Fez> Im getting rather good at them
31:00 <Fez> Np
31:00 <Fez> No
31:00 <PietSAbabe> I always so moo:(
31:00 <Fez> Shoot from top of cush
31:00 <Kelevra> Haha! That was gold
32:00 <Fez> Yes
32:00 <Fez> Yes ot wad.lol
32:00 <Fez> Was
32:00 <Fez> It
32:00 <Fez> Etc
33:00 <PietSAbabe> All these idiots doing armed holdups holding the gun sideways
33:00 <PietSAbabe> I love seeing that on cctv footage on the news
34:00 <PietSAbabe> The last 2 ive seen the shop owners turned on em 
34:00 <Loof> lol
36:00 <PietSAbabe> ITS A KILL SHOT
37:00 <Kelevra> That burg looked like it was the bp on springvale rd
38:00 <Loof> lol
38:00 <Fez> Looks like u
39:00 <BlackDevil> Serenity said my dick it too small
41:00 <BlackDevil> North and South Korea exchange fire across western sea border
41:00 <BlackDevil> world war 3 ?
41:00 <Fez> Same
42:00 <deeldose> yoloswag
54:00 <TheRon> hello
54:00 <PietSAbabe> dey calll me sexy pieterrr
55:00 <PietSAbabe> Quite too sexy
55:00 <TheRon> and then you wake up
55:00 <Loof> nah piets alright
55:00 <PietSAbabe> Mello yello hello
55:00 <TheRon> loof you would?
56:00 <Loof> us "junkies" gotta stick together :P
56:00 <BlackDevil> i would
56:00 <BlackDevil> bang the
56:00 <BlackDevil> shit out
56:00 <BlackDevil> of
56:00 <BlackDevil> PietSAbabe
56:00 <DreamSeller> http://jesterscourt.cc/2014/03/14/what-would-i-do-if-i-was-in-the-chinese-pla/
56:00 <TheRon> hey look each to their own
56:00 <PietSAbabe> Id rather you didnt tho
57:00 <TheRon> give PietSAbabe a really good seeing to?
57:00 <PietSAbabe> :(
57:00 <PietSAbabe> I dun wanna see it coming
57:00 <PietSAbabe> Or cumming
58:00 <PietSAbabe> Just think its icecream pieter
58:00 <PietSAbabe> Ay wait no one mentioned that
58:00 <PietSAbabe> Tada
59:00 <TheRon> PietSAbabe: you started it
01:00 <TheRon> burritos for tea tonight
02:00 <TheRon> genuine mexican out of the el paso boxc
03:00 <PietSAbabe> i dun get why they still searching the water for the plane
03:00 <TheRon> i hope the tube of guacamole is still ok 
03:00 <PietSAbabe> A plane going missing, what a load of shit
04:00 <TheRon> they should those air crash investigation ppl off the tv, they'll find it
04:00 <PietSAbabe> '8nod*
04:00 <PietSAbabe> Blackbox battery will die 
04:00 <TheRon> i honestly thought someone just stole the plane
04:00 <PietSAbabe> Gives the government or whoever to finally dump it in water
04:00 <PietSAbabe> Yeh i reckon its landed
05:00 <PietSAbabe> When relatives are able to call their phones and it rings out after the so called plane crash
05:00 <PietSAbabe> Never known phones to like water
05:00 <ZeroDistance> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwx4iTRLXG8
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: P!nk - Just Give Me A Reason (Official Lyric Video) (Sep 11, 2012) 4:05 - Category: Music - 41,083,241 views - 205,296 likes (97.5%), 5,282 dislikes (2.5%)
05:00 <ZeroDistance> xD Just a little bit of muff
05:00 <ZeroDistance> so I can eat your hair again!
06:00 <TheRon> you know in women's curling, sometimes they shave their brush
07:00 <PietSAbabe> They first hear the blackbox can last 30 days on its battery now its 45
07:00 <PietSAbabe> How the fuck can they get that wrong 
07:00 <PietSAbabe> I know how long my laptop battery lasts , theres no 1/3 difference in length times
08:00 <PietSAbabe> Ya figure the people who made the thing would know exactly how long it has ... ITS a CONSPIRACY
08:00 <PietSAbabe> Illuminati are involved
09:00 <deeldose> what if they were jewish and was the jewlluminati?
09:00 <TheRon> i started watching a doco about the vietnam war last night, had to stop becuase it was giving me flashbacks
12:00 <TheRon> i know it's novel but can we not blame everything on this earth on the jews??
13:00 <PietSAbabe> Iced coffee time
13:00 <PietSAbabe> I make the most awesomest ones
13:00 <PietSAbabe> And iced teas
13:00 <PietSAbabe> But this has milk
13:00 <PietSAbabe> Moo
13:00 <TheRon> i like dare
13:00 <DemonsRun> Make me iced tea
14:00 <TheRon> i make iced coffe with milk
14:00 <PietSAbabe> Gotta put a lil hot water in it first!!!
14:00 <PietSAbabe> Gotta dissolve the sugar!
14:00 <PietSAbabe> Activate the caffeine
14:00 <PietSAbabe> ACTIVATE
14:00 <TheRon> i make this kind of coffee concentrate with some hot water then load up with milk and ice
15:00 <DemonsRun> Iced coffee is easy
15:00 <TheRon> yep sure is
15:00 <DemonsRun> But haven't made an iced tea yet
15:00 <PietSAbabe> Hehehe exactly what i do
15:00 <DemonsRun> Now I'm curious
15:00 <TheRon> same principle really
15:00 <PietSAbabe> But i got the sugar n coffee content perfect now
15:00 <PietSAbabe> Not too sweet not too coffeeish
15:00 <TheRon> tea bag, sugar, a little hot water to get things going
15:00 <PietSAbabe> I hate hot drinks
16:00 <PietSAbabe> Soups
16:00 <DemonsRun> Iced coffee is shot of coffee & water, vanilla, Icecream, milk, cream and sprinkle chocolate
16:00 <DemonsRun> How the hell is tea the same?
16:00 <TheRon> didn't say it was the same numnuts
16:00 <PietSAbabe> Ewwww tea bagginh
16:00 <DemonsRun> Okay
16:00 <DemonsRun> How's it similar?
16:00 <TheRon> similar method to making it
17:00 <DemonsRun> Actually going to go buy all the stuff for iced coffee when I get out of the docs lol
17:00 <DemonsRun> Feel like making one after tea
17:00 <DemonsRun> So if I can make iced tea too I'll be one happy girl
17:00 <TheRon> my god you're a chick??
17:00 <DemonsRun> I am
17:00 <TheRon> so hard to tell on here
18:00 <DemonsRun> K hold on
18:00 <Shazza> Better?
18:00 <TheRon> better
18:00 <TheRon> get us a beer toots chop chop
19:00 <Shazza> Don't complain it's half empty when I give it to u then
19:00 <BinaryP> man this head cold
19:00 <BinaryP> evil shit
20:00 <PietSAbabe> i was a chick once
20:00 <PietSAbabe> Then my vag popped outwards
22:00 <TheRon> damn it woman
22:00 <druff> hi
27:00 <Shadowgate> druff kills people of laughter
27:00 <druff> that doesnt make sense
27:00 <Shadowgate> lol
27:00 <druff> just saying
29:00 <TheRon> i got like a beer, want some?
29:00 <PietSAbabe> Ohhh nice
29:00 <PietSAbabe> Ordering pizza through the dominos app
29:00 <PietSAbabe> Ya get bbq meatlovers [pizza for 4.95
30:00 <TheRon> i don't like bbq
30:00 <TheRon> supreme with anchovies
32:00 <PietSAbabe> finally , everyones ficxing me up what they owe in 1 go
32:00 <PietSAbabe> :))I got pot 
33:00 <TheRon> i'm getting sick of these gourmet pizzas, how about just a normal run of the mill pizza
33:00 <PietSAbabe> I hate gormet burgers
34:00 <TheRon> macca's?
34:00 <PietSAbabe> They think adding seaweed or spinach to it makes it worth the label gourmet
34:00 <PietSAbabe> Its poop
45:00 <TheRon> do i need to mention the demons??
46:00 <PietSAbabe> only if they are popping out of the tv whilst charmed is on
47:00 <PietSAbabe> I reckon they need to try some go go gadget spells
47:00 <PietSAbabe> Hestons opening a restuarant here in melb
47:00 <PietSAbabe> Gonna cost me a bit of $ 
47:00 <PietSAbabe> I wonder if fifteen is still going
48:00 <TheRon> fifteen is oliver isn't it??
50:00 <PietSAbabe> yeh
50:00 <PietSAbabe> First one was opened in holland i know that much
50:00 <PietSAbabe> The bums in melbourne are useless
50:00 <PietSAbabe> Pretty sure its closed 
51:00 <PietSAbabe> Went there twice and id only rate the shit thjey servefd 3 stars
52:00 <PietSAbabe> The day he makes killer rat burgers is the day ill envy that fuck
52:00 <PietSAbabe> We're gonna end up living off rats soon enough
55:00 <PietSAbabe> Oooohhh look 
55:00 <PietSAbabe> A girl!
55:00 <Jeep> u fat cunt
56:00 <simba> Roxy-Gurl: watch out for PietSAbabe
56:00 <simba> god knows every woman deserves the warning
56:00 <PietSAbabe> Im a predator
59:00 <TheRon> port playe alright simba
00:00 <simba> lol
00:00 <simba> were coming 4 u cat man
00:00 <TheRon> nah man, we still got your number
01:00 <TheRon> should we discount all the injuries to the crows??
01:00 <simba> lmao what injuries
01:00 <simba> taylor walker..
01:00 <TheRon> a few others
01:00 <simba> they have a bad team
01:00 <TheRon> adelaides injuries are worse than geelongs apparently
02:00 <simba> 6 players injured 3-4 are OK
03:00 <simba> they r gonna cop it now after the tippett scandals
03:00 <TheRon> oooh yeah
03:00 <TheRon> haven't sydney recruited well
04:00 <simba> they better beat the crows next week !!!!!
04:00 <simba> finally get a win on the board ive been tipping them
04:00 <simba> and crows will go 0-3
04:00 <TheRon> or sydney could be 0-3
05:00 <simba> come on u swan heads
05:00 <TheRon> i was going for sydney sat night too
05:00 <simba> i only got 6/9
05:00 <simba> fffff
06:00 <TheRon> who'd you miss?
06:00 <simba> fucken carlton.. west sydney over saints and fucken sydney
06:00 <TheRon> i forgot about carlton
07:00 <TheRon> see the north vs bulldogs game??
07:00 <TheRon> the first half was shit
09:00 <simba> ddint c sundays gamew
09:00 <simba> s
09:00 <Excessive> Mel \o.
09:00 <TheRon> you missed the cats and the dees, the other game was nothing to speak of
09:00 <Kelevra> Hola Adrian. How are you?
09:00 <Excessive> aye .......... gd thnx, jus got up not long ago *lights spliff* .......... n u?
10:00 <TheRon> on the couch should be good tonight
10:00 <Kelevra> I have a bunch of back pain
10:00 <Excessive> :(
10:00 <Kelevra> But all should be good
10:00 <ZeroDistance> simb
10:00 <ZeroDistance> simba*
10:00 <Jeep> rape
10:00 <ZeroDistance> you should have seen the judge I had today
11:00 <Jeep> lol another fuckwit
11:00 <TheRon> in court?
11:00 <ZeroDistance> thanks to some 17 yr old attempted murder fgt I didnt get the judge I would have had
11:00 <ZeroDistance> but this guy
11:00 <BlackDevil> oh johninja and Kelevra live together
11:00 <BlackDevil> so cute
11:00 <ZeroDistance> Italian Judge, he's pretty much the one you do not want, he had this hitler moustache goin and colorful clothes
11:00 <ZeroDistance> funny as shit
11:00 <TheRon> did you wear your good going to court mocassins??
11:00 <Kelevra> Lol
12:00 <Kelevra> We do?
12:00 <BlackDevil> same ip
12:00 <Jeep> devil
12:00 <Jeep> shoosh
12:00 <Kelevra> Lol
13:00 <ZeroDistance> LOL
13:00 <ZeroDistance> I wore my birthday-birthday suit
13:00 <Jeep> i gotta say u ppl are fuckwits
13:00 <ZeroDistance> as in
13:00 <ZeroDistance> My Gorilla skin yo
13:00 <Kelevra> We're staying together yes
13:00 <TheRon> like on that cadbury ad?
13:00 <ZeroDistance> naw my pants werent dry so I wore raver pants.
13:00 <TheRon> with phil collins?
13:00 <ZeroDistance> mel n jonny sittin inna tree
13:00 <ZeroDistance> smokin b o n g s
13:00 <Kelevra> Lol
14:00 <ZeroDistance> e
14:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
14:00 <Kelevra> Something like that
14:00 <ZeroDistance> i got a new girl bestie now
14:00 <ZeroDistance> ditched ashlee like a week ago or somethin
14:00 <TheRon> does he give you a really good seeing to?
14:00 <ZeroDistance> this one way better :P
14:00 <Jeep> are u fucking her
15:00 <Jeep> are u fucking her
15:00 <Kelevra> Nice! <3
15:00 <Excessive> Mel, show John the tt compilation I posted
16:00 <Jeep> johnninja hiding likre a little bitch
16:00 <Kelevra> He's not here atm
16:00 <Excessive> oh
16:00 <Excessive> did u see it?
17:00 <Kelevra> I don't think so. I don't recall 
17:00 <Excessive> on fb
17:00 <Excessive> azbt 2 nites ago
17:00 <Kelevra> Kk I'll check it out
24:00 <simba> lol
24:00 <simba> ditched ashlee
24:00 <simba> poor ashlee
25:00 <ZeroDistance> hahahahaha
25:00 <ZeroDistance> she can stick her new found spirituality EGO crap up her cunt.
26:00 <simba> wow
26:00 <ZeroDistance> what I posted after all her shit
26:00 <ZeroDistance> had more than one person txt/msg me saying finally somebody told her.
26:00 <simba> youre throwing away all the good people in your life and replacing them with people who want to kill you
26:00 <simba> Smart.
27:00 <Kelevra> Lol
27:00 <ZeroDistance> LOL
27:00 <ZeroDistance> no
27:00 <ZeroDistance> dude
27:00 <ZeroDistance> uno how thingo ur ex
27:00 <ZeroDistance> went weird
27:00 <ZeroDistance> ashlee has gone weird
28:00 <simba> if she was the one in those messages you showed me thats not going weird its trying to help a friend going off the rails..
29:00 <ZeroDistance> fb log i have of her goin on about ego and all this spaceship spirituality shit
29:00 <druff> yea
30:00 <simba> yea
30:00 <{LeE}> BOOOOOOO
30:00 <simba> lee's the man
31:00 <{LeE}> yeah and i have the biggest cock ever
31:00 <simba> to quote you: "eeeeeeewwwwwww"
31:00 <{LeE}> lols
31:00 <{LeE}> no no i have a pussy
31:00 <TheRon> no i do
31:00 <{LeE}> bullshti
32:00 <{LeE}> shit*
32:00 <TheRon> i'm huge
32:00 <{LeE}> not as big as me
32:00 <TheRon> mines bigger
32:00 <simba> got a big ass dick
32:00 <{LeE}> wanna have a cock fight
32:00 <{LeE}> i'll win
32:00 <{LeE}> mine will chop urs off
32:00 <TheRon> my rooster would annihilate yours 
32:00 <Doodle> crikey
33:00 <{LeE}> oh i thought u ment a reall dick but anyways so u have a pussy TheRon?
33:00 <TheRon> i was talking roosters what were you talking geez
33:00 <{LeE}> hi hi Doodle
33:00 <Jeep> this channel=RETARDED
33:00 <Jeep> lee fuck u fatty
33:00 <Jeep> u fat cunt
33:00 <Doodle> hai lee o///
33:00 <{LeE}> Jeep so is ur face
33:00 <simba> stop it steve
33:00 <Doodle> lol@jeep
33:00 <{LeE}> whos steve
34:00 <Doodle> is that you STEVO
34:00 <simba> instead of typing about how much you hate this channel every time you look at it just leave??
34:00 <simba> yes its Stevo
34:00 <Doodle> oic
34:00 <Doodle> why are you called jeep
34:00 <Doodle> is it cos you look like shit and fall apart
34:00 <Doodle> ?
34:00 <Jeep> lol
34:00 <{LeE}> lol
34:00 <Doodle> are you massively high maintenance and poor at getting anywhere?
34:00 <TheRon> doodle, did you know ballarat had a gridiron tem?
34:00 <{LeE}> TheRon u need to go back to sleep
34:00 <TheRon> team
34:00 <Doodle> lol no
34:00 <TheRon> no
35:00 <Doodle> are they calld the ballarat fatties
35:00 <TheRon> i leanrt this over the weekend, met a couple of the players
35:00 <TheRon> they have to travel to gipsland and shit
35:00 <Doodle> did you feel their pads
35:00 <TheRon> no
36:00 <Doodle> i see
36:00 <{LeE}> :/
36:00 <simba> TheRon looks sexy bowling
36:00 <TheRon> yes i do
36:00 <Doodle> i bet
36:00 <{LeE}> simba u wanna root his asshole dont u 
36:00 <Doodle> i'm yet to see him on win nightly news
36:00 <simba> OMG YUK
36:00 <{LeE}> lol
37:00 <TheRon> at least 3 inches of arse carack when i bowl
37:00 <Doodle> style
37:00 <{LeE}> O_o
38:00 <BlackDevil> lol thats my dick size 3 inches
40:00 <simba> TheRon is a self proclaimed old school junglist
40:00 <TheRon> huh?
40:00 <druff> whats a junglist?
40:00 <simba> someone who grew up in the jungle
40:00 <druff> ok
41:00 <druff> i dont beleive that statement then
41:00 <simba> Believe,
41:00 <TheRon> yep i just roamed about pax hill in ballarat
41:00 <druff> no.
41:00 <TheRon> doodle will get that one
43:00 <DreamSeller> why did the lion get lost? 
43:00 <DreamSeller> cause the jungle was massive
43:00 <druff> maybe the lion was lyin
44:00 <druff> how do you put a lion in a fridge?
44:00 <TheRon> let's all meet up in the year 2000, won't it be strange when we're all fully grown...
44:00 <druff> open the door and out it in..
44:00 <druff> put not out
45:00 <TheRon> how do you make a cat go woof??
45:00 <simba> catnip
45:00 <TheRon> drown in petrol and light it, woof
45:00 <TheRon> how do you make a cat go meow?
46:00 <TheRon> freeze it, and chain saw it, meow!
46:00 <TheRon> is the rspca watching this??
49:00 <TheRon> and she was,....
50:00 <Lumeah> Hi TheRon
50:00 <TheRon> hello
50:00 <TheRon> hows it?
50:00 <Lumeah> its good thanks..
50:00 <Lumeah> hows your it's?
50:00 <TheRon> getting better by the can
50:00 <BinaryP> sweet two rigs backup
50:00 <BinaryP> 6mh nice
51:00 <TheRon> having burrito's for tea
51:00 <Lumeah> ohh nice
51:00 <TheRon> genuine mexican out of the el paso boxc
51:00 <Lumeah> ol
52:00 <BinaryP> hrmm that sounds good
53:00 <Saemon> i was once bitten by a huntsmen spider
53:00 <Saemon> caught it in a container, went to a doctor
53:00 <TheRon> kills ay
53:00 <Saemon> yeah
53:00 <Saemon> anyway the dumb hippy doctor told me to put the spider in the freezer if im gona kill it
54:00 <Saemon> the hippy old bitch said it was the humane way
54:00 <TheRon> could be good eating
54:00 <Serenity> No you pour petrol on it and set that cunt on fire
55:00 <TheRon> i wouldn't want to die in a deep freeze
55:00 <Saemon> yeah why bother to go to such effort of putting it in the freezer and waiting for it to freeze to kill it
55:00 <TheRon> your doctor is full of shit
55:00 <Saemon> just fucken squash the thing on the ground simple
56:00 <TheRon> seems more hmane
56:00 <Saemon> she is a weird docotr
56:00 <Saemon> doctor
56:00 <Saemon> she is a creationist
56:00 <Saemon> whatever that is
56:00 <Saemon> kepp on going on about how the idea of humans evolving from apes was ridiculous?
59:00 <TheRon> that pee just removed some pain
00:00 <couleurs> #LiVeRpOOL^BLaCKnYeLLow# #LiVeRpOOL^BLaCKnYeLLow# #LiVeRpOOL^BLaCKnYeLLow# #LiVeRpOOL^BLaCKnYeLLow# #LiVeRpOOL^BLaCKnYeLLow#
00:00 <TheRon> right
00:00 <couleurs> hi
00:00 <TheRon> he's that one they call dr feelgood
00:00 <couleurs> soz that was 4 simba 
00:00 <TheRon> liverpool win again?
01:00 <couleurs> yea 4-0
01:00 <simba> liverpool black n yellow
01:00 <couleurs> 666
01:00 <couleurs> #1
01:00 <couleurs> 999
01:00 <TheRon> no chelsea or man u this year??
01:00 <couleurs> suarez gole was a beast
01:00 <simba> those 2 touches were so sexy !!
02:00 <couleurs> very fernando torres but more strength
02:00 <couleurs> the teef
02:00 <Jeep> 666
02:00 <TheRon> simba would you  give suarez a kidney?
02:00 <simba> Sure!
02:00 <TheRon> i'd give bartel or selwood a kidney
03:00 <couleurs> lol @ tottenham
03:00 <couleurs> Sold Dad Oh
03:00 <TheRon> maybe even steve johnson
03:00 <simba> the spurs manager was up in the stands on his iphone during the game
03:00 <simba> i didnt even get it
03:00 <couleurs> is he even a striker
03:00 <simba> he said later that there was no point being on the touchline because he couldnt do anything
03:00 <simba> !!WTF!!
03:00 <couleurs> hehe fag
03:00 <couleurs> david moyes jnr
04:00 <simba> everton are looking like getting 5th stop
04:00 <simba> pot
04:00 <TheRon> yes!
04:00 <TheRon> go everton
04:00 <simba> would b betta than mancs or spurs
04:00 <TheRon> my bro is liverpool so i just have to everton
05:00 <couleurs> bayern v men utd soon... that will be funny
05:00 <couleurs> i hope they demolish dem
06:00 <couleurs> moyes says they're the underdogs now wtf bvb are again u fagot grow a brain moran
06:00 <couleurs> everything he says/does is stupid
07:00 <ZeroDistance> hey simba we should hook up ashlee and ur ex broad ;)
07:00 <couleurs> ;)
08:00 <simba> cant believe mata scored his first gole only on the weekend
08:00 <simba> they only scored 4 cos he and kaga and rooney were doin their things
10:00 <couleurs> ya rooney and kaga da best
10:00 <Lumeah> helllo people
10:00 <couleurs> and rvp i guess
10:00 <couleurs> rest are shithouse
10:00 <Apples> time to join all of johninjas channels again
10:00 <Apples> simba
11:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/5nnnPzp.png
11:00 <simba> rvp wants out so damn bad
11:00 <simba> lol 11-1 agg against city
11:00 <simba> 9-0 against us
11:00 <Saemon> whos rvp?
11:00 <Saemon> RDV?
11:00 <Saemon> RVD
11:00 <Saemon> rob van dam
11:00 <couleurs> http://gfycat.com/LoathsomeUltimateIchneumonfly
11:00 <Apples> RVD RVD RVD
12:00 <simba> spurs are as bad as fulhem
12:00 <couleurs> lol at dawson, comes on cocky as fuck... 2 mins later
12:00 <couleurs> only lloris and soldado are good
12:00 <couleurs> rest are shithouse
12:00 <couleurs> bale held them together i guess
13:00 <simba> jan vergongen is good but has a ladies name
13:00 <Saemon> damn i was gona do that@
13:00 <Saemon> lol
13:00 <couleurs> did u c bale gole
13:00 <simba> not happy jan
13:00 <simba> no
13:00 <couleurs> classic bale gole
13:00 <Saemon> R
13:00 <Saemon> V
13:00 <Saemon> D
13:00 <simba> i saw he changed his boots mid half ad everyone was mad
14:00 <couleurs> http://gfycat.com/EmbarrassedAntiqueAppaloosa
14:00 <Apples> RVD RVD RVD
14:00 <couleurs> he kicked the ground lol
14:00 <Apples> rofl
14:00 <simba> loool
14:00 <couleurs> but then this
14:00 <couleurs> http://gfycat.com/LegalEllipticalGrosbeak
15:00 <couleurs> he's the fastestesteds
16:00 <couleurs> did u c buffon saves against napoli?
16:00 <couleurs> buffon #1 jesus
16:00 <couleurs> he's like a cat
17:00 <couleurs> they lost 2-0 but he saved like 4 goles
17:00 <couleurs> amasing seanes
17:00 <simba> wd rafa wd
17:00 <Apples> cover him
17:00 <couleurs> rafa said mourinho sux
17:00 <couleurs> about time someone did
17:00 <Saemon> not yet, i havent finished with him
17:00 <couleurs> that guys a fagot
18:00 <Bastardly_One> wrestling moves?
18:00 <Apples> lol
18:00 <Apples> hang on
18:00 <Apples> ill do some MMA on him
18:00 <couleurs> http://gfycat.com/AnxiousConcernedClownanemonefish
18:00 <Bastardly_One> have I entered #kids ?
18:00 <simba> ill watch buffy vs rafa after the MOTD highlights
18:00 <simba> GOLAZO
18:00 <couleurs> bojan from barca he's like a county
19:00 <Saemon> simba's probably dead by this point
19:00 <Saemon> lol
19:00 <simba> gonna go eat burgers walking away like this https://31.media.tumblr.com/78d524f6b002bd6cd8ea6f0087f53dba/tumblr_n1z9t3otKz1tn9h0go1_400.gif
19:00 <couleurs> so many great goles
19:00 <Bastardly_One> watch the streak go to 22
19:00 <Bastardly_One> by the way
19:00 <couleurs> iggy u a hot bich!!!!!!!!
19:00 <Bastardly_One> as if that Lesnar cunt is gonna do shit
20:00 <Jeep> np: Cypress Hill - Rock Superstar "Skulls And Bones (RETAIL)"
20:00 <Jeep> u think your so good dont u bastardly
20:00 <Jeep> u fat fucking cunt
20:00 <Jeep> u fucken turd
20:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hi Moke
20:00 <couleurs> fight ! fight ! fight !
20:00 <Saemon> everyday Bastardly_One i gain ny allies to my cause
20:00 <Saemon> :)
21:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up cripple ... sit down and shut up
21:00 <Saemon> i gain new*
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh MY bad
21:00 <TheRon> YES YES YES!
21:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One dont comb your hair that way u look like a douchecanoe
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I heard someone yell that out on campus today TheRon
22:00 <Saemon> oh wait mah bad
22:00 <TheRon> NICE!
22:00 <Bastardly_One> My answer, "I'd be yelling that out doing Brie Bella too"
22:00 <TheRon> hey there delilah....
22:00 <Bastardly_One> he totally got it ... so he must be been chanting
22:00 <TheRon> which twin has the fake boobs?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikki
22:00 <TheRon> nikky i think
22:00 <Bastardly_One> the hotter one
23:00 <Bastardly_One> easy way to remember
23:00 <Bastardly_One> #2 and big tits is Nikki
23:00 <TheRon> one has more cleavage than the other
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the tiny one is Brie
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah basically
24:00 <TheRon> emma's alright
24:00 <TheRon> you know aussie aussie aussie and all that
24:00 <Saemon> fuck no
24:00 <Saemon> emma's annoying as
24:00 <Saemon> shes a disgrace
25:00 <TheRon> some clown put her with santino thats all
25:00 <Jeep> br0n
25:00 <Jeep> was a slut
25:00 <Jeep> bron was a disgrace
25:00 <Jeep> fucken gutter slut
25:00 <Saemon> most americans already think we're a joke
25:00 <DemonsRun> Tramadol can go fuck itself.
26:00 <Bastardly_One> if that shit don't work you've got a real good injury there
26:00 <Apples> Brock Lesnar had his time in the UFC, the modern day HW's would crush him
26:00 <DemonsRun> Doesn't help the pain
26:00 <DemonsRun> But I can't seem to stay awake
26:00 <DemonsRun> And I took em last night 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> makes sense actually
26:00 <Saemon> brocks case shows one cant have it all
26:00 <Saemon> he was a freak of nature
27:00 <Apples> yes
27:00 <Saemon> freak abilities
27:00 <Apples> Couldn't take a punch
27:00 <Apples> thats all
27:00 <DemonsRun> Back to endone tonight
27:00 <Saemon> so nature balanced it out by giving him that intestine illness
27:00 <TheRon> i miss cm punk
27:00 <Apples> well not a velesquez punch
27:00 <Saemon> which toned his abilities down
27:00 <Jeep> bastardly one 
27:00 <Jeep> leave 
27:00 <Jeep> just fuck off u cunt
27:00 <TheRon> can't believe i'm saying thast
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Moke, die
27:00 <BinaryP> sigh fire up shitbox
27:00 <Jeep> lol
27:00 <BinaryP> so i can go eat
27:00 <Jeep> u die u fuck
27:00 <Saemon> i miss punks music tbh
27:00 <Jeep> whose music
27:00 <TheRon> yep me too
27:00 <Saemon> cult of personality when he makes his entrance
28:00 <TheRon> that is awesome
28:00 <BinaryP> plenty of love in these parts. 
28:00 <Saemon> it suits him so well
28:00 <Apples> I liked This Fire Burns better
28:00 <Jeep> LIVING COLOUR
28:00 <TheRon> inded
28:00 <Saemon> "CHH-CHHHHHH"
28:00 <Saemon> da ner ner nerrr nent
28:00 <Saemon> ner ner ner nent
28:00 <Apples> Troglodite ala Chris Jericho
28:00 <BlackDevil> misspelled color
28:00 <Saemon> look in my eyes, what do you see
29:00 <TheRon> jericho can still go
29:00 <Bastardly_One> here ya go
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you can both fap to this
29:00 <Saemon> he and he is only 44?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the heel version
29:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XsorUGTaq0
29:00 <Saemon> bastista 45
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CM Punk - Cult Of Personality Entrance Video 2013 (Mar 1, 2013) 4:36 - Category: Entertainment - 809,926 views - 3,001 likes (95.8%), 133 dislikes (4.2%)
29:00 <Apples> FOZZY
29:00 <Saemon> which makes me wonder about undertakers real age
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and Chris Jericho is a complete fuckwit to meet
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the taker is 52 this year
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I think
30:00 <Saemon> nah his bio says he's 49
30:00 <Bastardly_One> also says he's 7 foot
30:00 <Saemon> but he looks 20 yrs older than batista n jericho
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he's 6 foot 8 in real life
30:00 <Apples> I can't believe they put Scott Hall in The HOF after the trouble they had with him
30:00 <Saemon> whose only 5 yrs younger than him
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I can
30:00 <Saemon> apples they didnt put scott hall into HOF
30:00 <Apples> The animal batista
30:00 <Saemon> they are putting Razor ramon
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he was *the* heel of the attitude era
30:00 <Apples> ahh yeah
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Razor Ramon was
31:00 <Apples> Razor Ramon
31:00 <Saemon> they are inducting the gimmick
31:00 <Bastardly_One> the ultimate heel of the attitude era
31:00 <TheRon> bad guy that was a good guy
31:00 <Saemon> the person as the gimmick
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and the end of the era before it
31:00 <Apples> oozing machismo
31:00 <Saemon> not the person as the person
31:00 <Bastardly_One> who gives a fuck
31:00 <Saemon> your mother
31:00 <Bastardly_One> when Lita got a HoF
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that's more important
31:00 <TheRon> they're saving scott hall for the nwo induction
32:00 <Saemon> this yrs class is packed
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and I promise you
32:00 <Saemon> ultimate warrior, razor, lita, jake the snake
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Lesnar doesn't end the streak
32:00 <Apples> I think they will do Sting soon
32:00 <TheRon> nah
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all I'll tell ya about MW 30
32:00 <Bastardly_One> WM 30 even
32:00 <Saemon> sting vs taker eh
32:00 <TheRon> sting's final match
32:00 <Apples> yes
32:00 <Apples> He's done with TNA
33:00 <Saemon> lets not kid ourselves its gona be a shit match
33:00 <Bastardly_One> there is talk of trying to get Sting back
33:00 <Apples> lol
33:00 <Saemon> sting is like 55 now
33:00 <Bastardly_One> to finish off in WWE
33:00 <Apples> yes
33:00 <Saemon> i still want to see it just cuz im a fan
33:00 <Bastardly_One> the reason is HHH is stuck in a time warp
33:00 <Saemon> dont get me wrong
33:00 <Apples> Kurt Angle apparently back in October too
33:00 <Saemon> but phycality wise
33:00 <Apples> his tna contract finishes
33:00 <Saemon> its gona be slow 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a definite Apples
33:00 <Apples> good
33:00 <Saemon> i hope angle comes back
33:00 <TheRon> hhh vs sting seems more appropriate
33:00 <Bastardly_One> these two know ... you don't ... I have inside contacts
33:00 <Bastardly_One> grew up in the industry
33:00 <Saemon> he needs to finish his career where he started it
34:00 <Saemon> WWE
34:00 <Saemon> full circle
34:00 <Bastardly_One> My old man used to be the guy the touring wrestlers beat up in the 60s and early 70s
34:00 <Saemon> if hogan cane come back, so can angle
34:00 <TheRon> sting is a walk around brawler now
34:00 <Bastardly_One> the pic he has on his wall of him lifting andre the giant
34:00 <Apples> Hogan is an idiot
34:00 <Bastardly_One> is what I think has made him nearly cripple today
34:00 <Apples> So is Jim Helwig though
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Hogan should retire gracefully
34:00 <Saemon> 2010 you would have thought hogan trying to re-make the monday night wars through TNA would have burnt his bridges with WWE
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and fuck right off
35:00 <Saemon> yet he still gets to go back
35:00 <TheRon> foley can't wrestle literally because of too many blows to the head
35:00 <Saemon> meh
35:00 <Apples> Hogan did more damage than good to tna
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you should read his novel TheRon
35:00 <Saemon> foley was an overrated stuntman 
35:00 <Saemon> in the words of ric flair
35:00 <Apples> lol
35:00 <Apples> whoooooooo
35:00 <TheRon> oh yeah hogan and bischoff was shit
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that Mick Foley wrote ... for a guy that has damage to the head
35:00 <Bastardly_One> he sure can write
36:00 <TheRon> i have the mankind one
36:00 <Saemon> hrm wheres simba atm?
36:00 <Apples> Bischof was fantastic, under the control of the WWE.
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah this is his first novel
36:00 <Saemon> all this wrestling talk going on right now
36:00 <Apples> when he's out of control though
36:00 <Saemon> he must be raging hard simba
36:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on and I'll grab it to tell ya the title
36:00 <TheRon> its all in the writing and planning
36:00 <BinaryP> wow reduced to wrestling
36:00 <Saemon> i give bischoff some credit
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Tietam Brown
37:00 <Bastardly_One> is the book title
37:00 <Saemon> for two yrs or so he whopped WWEs ass with WCW
37:00 <Apples> Bad News Barrett
37:00 <Apples> yes
37:00 <Apples> thats true
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I got it for a $1 ... at ... Beaufort Library!
37:00 <TheRon> love that guy
37:00 <TheRon> nice
37:00 <Apples> NWO
37:00 <Bastardly_One> of all places to find a novel by Mike Foley
37:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking beaufort library sale
37:00 <TheRon> mike foley??
37:00 <Saemon> apples that was a one hit wonder though
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Mick
37:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
37:00 <Saemon> other than nWo
38:00 <Saemon> nothing else he did was really good
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and who are the current NWO?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> should be obvious
38:00 <Saemon> who?
38:00 <TheRon> the sheild
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Sierra
38:00 <Bastardly_One> hotel
38:00 <Apples> Believe in the shield
38:00 <Apples> Ryback Rules
38:00 <Bastardly_One> echo
38:00 <Bastardly_One> india
38:00 <TheRon> seth rollins is awesome
38:00 <Apples> yes
38:00 <Bastardly_One> delta
38:00 <Bastardly_One> SHEILD
38:00 <Apples> Seth Rollins is the best I think
38:00 <Apples> Tyler Black from ROH
38:00 <Bastardly_One> they're the current NWO
38:00 <Apples> aways good
39:00 <Saemon> what about "....We're here. WHOOOPH"
39:00 <Apples> yes
39:00 <Saemon> follow the buzzards.
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Rollins is the most technical due to his career with the lunatic
39:00 <Apples> thats a good gimmik
39:00 <Bastardly_One> in ... ummmmmmm
39:00 <Apples> The Wyatts
39:00 <Bastardly_One> OWA I think
39:00 <Saemon> they are awesome
39:00 <Saemon> both shield and wyatts
39:00 <Saemon> i hope their fued continues
39:00 <TheRon> anyone getting up from the curb stomp??
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and Reigns is an ex canadian pro footballer
40:00 <Bastardly_One> hence his spear and superman punch
40:00 <Apples> Shield is almost face compared to the Wyatts
40:00 <TheRon> son of haku or something
40:00 <Saemon> yeha i think shield is officially face now
40:00 <Apples> Ahhhh
40:00 <Apples> Haku
40:00 <Saemon> in the smackdown dark match
40:00 <TheRon> ohh yeah
40:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon knows
40:00 <Apples> aka Meng from WCW
40:00 <Saemon> they teamed up with john cena
40:00 <Saemon> :/
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yep yep Apples
40:00 <Apples> damn
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Reigns' daddy
41:00 <Apples> interesting
41:00 <TheRon> kane and outlaws vs sheild doesn't appeal to me
41:00 <Apples> Reigns is better lol
41:00 <Saemon> yeah 
41:00 <Saemon> have them feud with the wyatts again 
41:00 <Apples> yes
41:00 <Saemon> u know u got something special
41:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking New Age Outlaws
41:00 <Apples> NAO should leave lol
41:00 <Saemon> when the crowd chants 'this is awesome' before the actual match even begins
41:00 <Saemon> elimination chamber
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ever see Road Dogg in ... what the fuck was that league?
41:00 <Apples> although they probably wrestle better now than they did as the James gang
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Sabu was in it too
42:00 <Bastardly_One> after WCW
42:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, they had a match in Melb
42:00 <Apples> SAAAAABUUUUUU *joey styles voice*
42:00 <Bastardly_One> was still the same gimmick
42:00 <TheRon> scotty too hotty and the other guy should come back
42:00 <Apples> Brian Christopher
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah caged match with Sabu and Deven Storm for the main match
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and it was awesome!
42:00 <TheRon> too cool
42:00 <Saemon> remember a fews yrs back in tna, when road dogg and billy gun were challenging paul levesque and michael hickenbottom to a real life shoot fight?
42:00 <Saemon> lol
43:00 <Apples> yes
43:00 <Apples> lol
43:00 <Saemon> i wonder how awkward it was when they came back to WWE
43:00 <Apples> They were on drugs im sure
43:00 <Saemon> "uhh...yeahh...sorry about that...."
43:00 <Bastardly_One> they did TheRon ... if you count the legends show of Raw recently
43:00 <TheRon> i dont
43:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking what was that league damn it?
43:00 <TheRon> they do the odd nxt match
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Storm, Sabu
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Road Dogg
44:00 <Bastardly_One> grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
44:00 <Saemon> road dogg is gold on the mic 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but fuck that main even was epic believe me
44:00 <Saemon> one of the best and under rated imo
44:00 <TheRon> val venis should come back
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Sabu and Storm, caged match
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and that league was real
44:00 <Saemon> yeah alot of these attitude era stars could still go
44:00 <Bastardly_One> like real blood/njuries
44:00 <Saemon> look at how good shape scotty too hotty was in
44:00 <Bastardly_One> can you imagine the carnage is a cage?
45:00 <Saemon> when he came back on raw a few months back
45:00 <Bastardly_One> was the best thing ever
45:00 <TheRon> lita could still go
45:00 <Saemon> definatel
45:00 <Bastardly_One> carnage *in a cage
45:00 <Apples> Lita vs Trish
45:00 <Saemon> and shes like what, only in her early 30s?
45:00 <TheRon> nice
45:00 <Saemon> shes probably too beat up though
46:00 <Bastardly_One> here ya go
46:00 <Bastardly_One> have a fap while I have a piss
46:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEk1euWJV8E
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lita Theme Song Titantron (Nov 3, 2012) 2:26 - Category: People and Blogs - 158,100 views - 661 likes (97.2%), 19 dislikes (2.8%)
46:00 <Saemon> all her crazy moves she did to her body
46:00 <TheRon> fuck the models, i want lita and i don't maybe natalya
46:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck Nat
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd do Kaitlyn
46:00 <Saemon> anyone got the WWE network here?
46:00 <Saemon> is it available in australia?
46:00 <TheRon> just somebody that can wrestle
46:00 <Bastardly_One> shit, Kaitlyn could even go Domme
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll let her
46:00 <TheRon> lita vs paige
47:00 <Apples> Paige is hot
47:00 <Bastardly_One> best foursome ever
47:00 <Saemon> aksana is hot
47:00 <Apples> yes
47:00 <Saemon> very under rated
47:00 <Apples> her too
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Me, Lita, Kaitlyn and aksana
47:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
47:00 <Saemon> wat about the new european chick
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's why JBL gave her a spot on the youtube show
47:00 <Saemon> the one with vladimir koslov
47:00 <TheRon> a lita and kaitlyn sandwich?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> she's supposed to be promoted
47:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, yes fucking please
48:00 <Bastardly_One> with Nikki Bella looking on
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and throwing one off and having a go herself
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and then
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I woke up
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and it was sticky
48:00 <Saemon> kaitlyn is meh she looks like a man sorta
48:00 <Apples> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> :/
48:00 <Apples> I like Kaitlyn too
48:00 <Saemon> she was attractive back when she was on NXT
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I love those type of women
48:00 <Bastardly_One> she's still attractive
49:00 <Apples> AJ Lee
49:00 <Bastardly_One> more so without the pretty bitch look
49:00 <Apples> and Tamina Snuka
49:00 <Bastardly_One> aj needs to die
49:00 <Apples> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Tamina should get a better contract
49:00 <Saemon> steph mcmahon is still hot
49:00 <Apples> Apparently she really did sleep around to get a push
49:00 <Apples> yes steph is
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and show how the womens divsion really was before the Divas
50:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine if Fabulous Mulla was around today
50:00 <Saemon> i thought awesome kong was gona do that
50:00 <Saemon> what a shame
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and 25 yrs old
50:00 <Apples> lol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and vs Tanika
50:00 <Apples> The Amazing Kong
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd be a real match
50:00 <Apples> what happened to her in WWE
50:00 <Saemon> or karma
50:00 <Saemon> thats what wwe named her
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Mulla?
50:00 <Apples> Karma
50:00 <Bastardly_One> she just got old and retired
50:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaah
50:00 <simba> fabulous thomas muler
50:00 <Apples> She really get preg?
50:00 <Apples> I hope not
50:00 <Bastardly_One> she just got an average contract from memory
50:00 <Apples> ah
51:00 <Saemon> i read she got preg and had miscarriage
51:00 <Apples> Oh you know who was hot? I'll spell it wrong, Reisha Siede, kongs manager in tna
51:00 <Apples> Alyssa Flash
51:00 <Apples> bloody hot
51:00 <Saemon> now shes lot alot of weight now
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had a horrible thought
51:00 <Saemon> not much of a side show attraction anymore
51:00 <simba> lol at the first thing Apples talks about in #melbourne is wrestling
51:00 <Bastardly_One> when brie and Bryan have babies
51:00 <Saemon> which was the main reason wwe wanted her 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> it's gonna be a dwarf goat!
51:00 <Apples> simba
52:00 <Bastardly_One> they won't give birth to a human baby
52:00 <simba> lmbo
52:00 <Saemon> simba
52:00 <Apples> simba
52:00 <Saemon> so based on the conv thats been going on in here for the past half hour
52:00 <simba> Saemon is a try hard Apples and Apples is a try hard mentalson 
52:00 <simba> lolol
52:00 <Saemon> when are you gona start
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I love it
52:00 <Saemon> haturbating?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but I find it immature
52:00 <Apples> simba is a loser
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and not really interesting to talk about
52:00 <Apples> lmaooooooooooooooooooooo @ simba
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I agree with the people who say
53:00 <simba> chronic the hemphog
53:00 <Bastardly_One> it's cool when you're 13
53:00 <Bastardly_One> but as an adult keep it to yourself
53:00 <Apples> nahhh man
53:00 <Apples> be yourself
53:00 <Bastardly_One> as I said though
53:00 <Apples> if you like something dont be ashmed of it
53:00 <Saemon> yeah why u gota hide what you enjoy
53:00 <Saemon> if u do that
53:00 <Apples> I woudlnt admit to liking simba though
53:00 <Saemon> your just a fucken pussy
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I grew up in the industry and I love it
53:00 <Apples> thats like social suicide
53:00 <Saemon> oh here we go.
53:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'm always gonna be a mark for that shit
53:00 <Saemon> stfu with that shit already jesus h christ
54:00 <Apples> lol
54:00 <Saemon> lol
54:00 <simba> if you dont grow out of wrestling you wont understand why youre supposed to hide liking it
54:00 <simba> you just remain a manchild forever
54:00 <simba> like you guys
54:00 <simba> xD
54:00 <Bastardly_One> jealously is a curse Saemon
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah I'm never growing up
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and openly admit it
54:00 <Saemon> neverland
54:00 <Apples> rofl @ simba
54:00 <Bastardly_One> care factor is zero though
54:00 <simba> i meant those two who type out wrestling moves in /me
55:00 <simba> thats preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeety gay
55:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooh
55:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin' oath
55:00 <Saemon> i dont give a shit if ppl look down on the fact that im a fan of wreslting
55:00 <Bastardly_One> like I said, did I walk into #kids ?
55:00 <simba> not even as a little joke for a minute or two but for like 15 minutes
55:00 <Saemon> we only live once
55:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit it went on that long?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that's really fucking sad man
55:00 <simba> Take it to #WWE, boys.
55:00 <Saemon> why be restrained frome enjoying myself
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh!
55:00 <Saemon> from fear of that strangers might think
55:00 <Bastardly_One> remember when there was a wrestling channel on here?
55:00 <Saemon> thats pathetic
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and they performed matches?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I am fucking serious
56:00 <Bastardly_One> they'd perform matches in the channe;
56:00 <Bastardly_One> how sad
56:00 <Bastardly_One> *channel
56:00 <Apples> lol
56:00 <Apples> who cares
56:00 <Apples> as if you guys are any better
56:00 <simba> im better
57:00 <Bastardly_One> as for me
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a Maserati in a world full of Kias
57:00 <simba> https://24.media.tumblr.com/0db56f7e81374fa3e9d65dc9d9a18b5e/tumblr_n25xfbJvdF1t4f551o3_500.jpg Saemon found
57:00 <simba> im a thomas muller in a world full of heskeys
57:00 <Apples> You have to wonder what simba was looking at to find an image like that
58:00 <Apples> weird simba
58:00 <simba> tumblr, idiot
58:00 <Apples> lol
58:00 <simba> its in the link
58:00 <Apples> you are a weirdo simba
58:00 <Bastardly_One> these two are Torres in a world of Suraez
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
59:00 <Bastardly_One> did you see him when he went to Japan
59:00 <Apples> yes
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and did Bushido with Severin?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck me dead
59:00 <Saemon> which leg u got the ankle lock on Apples?
59:00 <Apples> Saemon the left
59:00 <Saemon> left or right?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> they were awesome in Bushido
59:00 <Apples> Pride FC
00:00 <Apples> Saemon get his right
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... but Bushido itself was the go to me
00:00 <Apples> and we shall roar like ken shamrock together
00:00 <Apples> Yeah Busido was cool
00:00 <Apples> Shamrock was a good fighter
00:00 <Apples> very good fighter
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Bushido is a good martial arts sport actually
00:00 <Apples> Severins wrestling is very good
00:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO
00:00 <Apples> lol
01:00 <Apples> simba is fucked now
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and that's why he was so brilliant in Bushido
01:00 <Saemon> lol
01:00 <simba> i started watching wrestling before Saemon and he cant stand it, but i grew out of it before age 18, hes almost 30 lmbo
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm way fucking older than that
01:00 <Apples> Josh Barnett has some of the best MMA wrestling and Pro Wrestling I've ever seen
01:00 <Saemon> pffft watever simba u were never a fan
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I can remember watching old school people like Georger the Animal Steele in black and white
01:00 <Saemon> stop trying
02:00 <simba> Saemon didnt even know what the titantron was aaahahahahahaha
02:00 <Saemon> was steve blackman any good at mma?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there's a pic at my folks of him holding me as a baby
02:00 <simba> such a newbie WWF Attitude era fan
02:00 <Saemon> wat simba? bs stop lying
02:00 <simba> sorry 4 embarassing u 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm convinced that's why I'm mental ... looking at George the Animals face as a baby
02:00 <simba> ill let u go
02:00 <Saemon> the lethal weapon steve blackman
02:00 <Bastardly_One> simba ... I think it's time for our running joke
02:00 <Saemon> worlds most dangerous man ken shamrock
02:00 <simba> george the animal fucker
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme link it
02:00 <Saemon> all mma dudes before mma was cool
03:00 <Saemon> no doubt they felt screwed over by brock lesnars popularity
03:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_nPM0HhKJg
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: WWF Big Show theme song Big + titantron 1999 ( best quality ) (Mar 24, 2012) 2:34 - Category: Music - 329,342 views - 731 likes (94.9%), 39 dislikes (5.1%)
03:00 <Saemon> they were just simply before their time and also ahead of their time
04:00 <simba> the big show + al snow = the big snow
04:00 <Bastardly_One> well, it's the big slow
04:00 <Saemon> would have been a good name for their tag team
04:00 <Bastardly_One> did you see him on Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> what a dumb cunt seriously
05:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taceMFJgyX0
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Are you smarter than a 5th grader with The Big Show part 1 (Nov 6, 2009) 8:28 - Category: Gaming - 80,193 views - 190 likes (96.9%), 6 dislikes (3.1%)
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you can follow the other parts from that link
06:00 <Apples> Batista and Bobby Lashley made wrestlers to mma look bad
06:00 <Bastardly_One> OH
06:00 <Apples> no cardio
06:00 <Bastardly_One> not that version
06:00 <Bastardly_One> he did an australian version too
06:00 <Apples> Mark Coleman was the godfather of ground and pound
06:00 <Apples> not these blokes
06:00 <Saemon> howcome?
06:00 <simba> ground and pound is that when u assert domination over ur boyfriend
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Christ
07:00 <simba> that sounds really really gay
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I found a load of them
07:00 <simba> are you getting turned on by this
07:00 <Bastardly_One> in the american one
07:00 <simba> please dont mount me
07:00 <Bastardly_One> The Miz I'm watching now
07:00 <Bastardly_One> on Smarter than a 5th Grader
08:00 <Bastardly_One> woot! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fQud6h8WSk
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kofi Kingston New 2012 Theme Song With Titantron HD (Date not found) 0 - Category: - <div class="video-extras-sparkbars"> views - 6,263 likes (93.5%), 436 dislikes (6.5%)
08:00 <Bastardly_One> just came into my head for no reason
09:00 <simba> me using a speech to text program to own everyone on irc https://31.media.tumblr.com/66e2327fec657f10630bb7f3a79ce00d/tumblr_mw3xd1qNzG1swsouro1_500.gif
10:00 <Bastardly_One> there used to be a blind guy
10:00 <Bastardly_One> called Stephen or Steven
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and he reckons he irced via the JAWS speech program
12:00 <simba> GAY
12:00 <Apples> I think I'll put a choke on simba next
12:00 <Apples> both hooks in too simba
12:00 <Apples> rofl
13:00 <DemonsRun> And... How old are you?
13:00 <Apples> lol
13:00 <simba> theyre in their 30s
13:00 <Saemon> lol Apples
13:00 <simba> and this is the most fun theyve had so far in the 2014
13:00 <Apples> hahahaha
13:00 <DemonsRun> That's so sad
13:00 <DemonsRun> Like, childish sad.
13:00 <Apples> I really cant stop laughing at simba
13:00 <simba> i no
14:00 <simba> i almost wish i knew Saemon growing up so i couldve steered him away from being such a gaylord
14:00 <simba> thats how nice a guy i am
14:00 <Apples> rofl
14:00 <DemonsRun> I doubt it would have worked
14:00 <Bastardly_One> My heart feels like it's been in jail for a week, coz you're fucking my heart in the ass
14:00 <simba> r u questioning my skills
14:00 <DemonsRun> Yes
14:00 <Apples> ahhhh
14:00 <Saemon> LOL Apples
15:00 <Bastardly_One> i'd be questioning anyone thinking that they could of saved wheels
15:00 <simba> he couldve been saved in high school
15:00 <DemonsRun> Doubtful
15:00 <simba> when he used 2 hang out in the toilets alone every lunch time lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I think the doctor clamped the foreceps on his head too tight or some shit
15:00 <DemonsRun> Some people are just lost causes
15:00 <simba> he was opening up about that last night
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> do tell
16:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhhhh braticus
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna hear this
16:00 <DemonsRun> Bastardly_One:
16:00 <Apples> hahahaha
16:00 <DemonsRun> Get fucked :)
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but hang on
16:00 <DemonsRun> Idc what u want to hear.
16:00 <simba> nah i dont want to get too petty 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> simba ... tell me!
16:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwwww
16:00 <Apples> ooooooooooooo
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and braticus ... you're fucking cheeky
17:00 <DemonsRun> I remember kids hanging out in the toilets in high school lol
17:00 <DemonsRun> All on their own
17:00 <DemonsRun> Poor fuckers
17:00 <Bastardly_One> apt the song I have on now is You're Beautiful When You Don't Talk
17:00 <Apples> 619
17:00 <DemonsRun> Bastardly_One. Not being cheeky. I really don't give a fuck. 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> so stfu wench
17:00 <simba> 666
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I know
17:00 <ZeroDistance> I summoned Biggie Smalls once.
18:00 <ZeroDistance> ;)
18:00 <DemonsRun> Best insult u got?
18:00 <DemonsRun> Sad.
18:00 <Bastardly_One> ZeroDistance, good turd eh?
18:00 <ZeroDistance> LOL
18:00 <ZeroDistance> i didnt get that
18:00 <ZeroDistance> all i got is this bears voice rowling low
18:00 <simba> lol at Saemon going quiet
18:00 <simba> absolutely brilliant
18:00 <ZeroDistance> in dark secret places.
19:00 <ZeroDistance> saemon can suck bear dick
19:00 <Apples> Farewell Saemon, it has been good beating simba up. 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> if that was to me ... I wasn't trying to insult ... unlike most of you people I move on instantly from a disagreement ... go take ya mood elsewhere
19:00 <Bastardly_One> or stfu
19:00 <simba> lolol
20:00 <simba> aaahahahahaahaha
20:00 <DemonsRun> Well, I don't really have a mood.
20:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/Lu3dJqB5W6s
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kahn - Over Deh So (Jun 14, 2013) 0 - Category: Music - 26,171 views - 368 likes (98.9%), 4 dislikes (1.1%)
20:00 <simba> theyre dropping like flies
20:00 <DemonsRun> Fucking wanker
22:00 <DemonsRun> Do like how he just leaves tho
23:00 <DemonsRun> What happened to saemon? Got to embarrassed?
23:00 <simba> definitely
24:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
24:00 <DemonsRun> Was a nice little outing you did tho.
25:00 <Saemon> where was i?
25:00 <Saemon> hanging out in toilets thats right
25:00 <DemonsRun> Yep
25:00 <DemonsRun> On ur own everyday?
25:00 <Saemon> wasnt hanging out per se cuz i wasnt doing anything fun i guess
25:00 <Saemon> yeha on my own
25:00 <DemonsRun> Aha
26:00 <simba> lmbo
26:00 <Saemon> i was embarressed and self concious about being a reject and a loner
26:00 <DemonsRun> From memory... It's the ugly & fat people with no friends who do that
26:00 <simba> he used 2 jack off to winnie the pooh comic strips in the toilets at lunch time
26:00 <Saemon> so rather than sit in the lunch benches or oval on my own
26:00 <Saemon> where ppl could see me and laugh at me or something
26:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of cute ... more applicable to the mums out there ... https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1463956_239996812822086_1362249576_n.jpg
26:00 <Saemon> be by myself
26:00 <ZeroDistance> My dick, is like supersized, Samone's dick, is like two fries
26:00 <simba> did the priest at your private school used to use your asshole as a docking bay for his dick
26:00 <Saemon> i went to somewhere where ppl wont see me be alone
26:00 <Saemon> whats so strange about it
26:00 <Saemon> it was good strategy
27:00 <Saemon> i got by unharrased and unbullied
27:00 <DemonsRun> Set u up for life
27:00 <DemonsRun> Always a loner
27:00 <simba> unharrased and unbullied arent words
27:00 <DemonsRun> ^^
27:00 <Saemon> so what, im still alive so far
27:00 <ZeroDistance> scuse me I needa piss into a jar
27:00 <Saemon> havign friends is overrated
27:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
27:00 <DemonsRun> And guessing barely living ur life
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you needed to hang in the toilets for being alone?
27:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=674956199215406&set=vb.166337376743960&type=2&theater
27:00 <simba> the toilet was ur bffl
27:00 <Saemon> im an adult now no need to worry about popularity, who im gona hang with at lunch etc
28:00 <ZeroDistance> Bastardly_One don't you go on about my being in a wheelchair and pissing into JARS!
28:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck, even the most hated guy in my high school found his own quiet spot
28:00 <Saemon> none of that highschool social circle dog eat dog BS
28:00 <ZeroDistance> eheuhu
28:00 <Lumeah> ZeroDistance
28:00 <Saemon> no need for it in my life
28:00 <ZeroDistance> lume
28:00 <Saemon> dont want it.
28:00 <simba> dude have u ever had a friend
28:00 <ZeroDistance> Saemon, roll on dude
28:00 <ZeroDistance> roll on.
28:00 <Lumeah> peing in a jar now
28:00 <ZeroDistance> spin dat wheel!
28:00 <simba> roll on roll on with hope in ur heart
28:00 <ZeroDistance> lolz
28:00 <ZeroDistance> roll on little Saemon roll along roll along
28:00 <Saemon> i'd switch toilets so ppl wont see me go to the same ones all the time
29:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking freak
29:00 <ZeroDistance> switch wheels cause all the shit u spin startin to smoke up
29:00 <Saemon> there was one in near the oval, one in the yr 8 building that was open during lunch
29:00 <Bastardly_One> as i said even the most hated guy in my school would not of hid in the toilets
29:00 <simba> ur like the hunchback of notredam, only u dont get the girl u end up necking urself 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> he hid on the science wing steps instead
29:00 <Saemon> and one in the library building
29:00 <DemonsRun> Pot
29:00 <DemonsRun> Meet kettle
29:00 <Saemon> that was my fav one
29:00 <Bastardly_One> because who the fuck goes near the science wing?
29:00 <Saemon> cuz it was cleaner as no one really used it 
30:00 <BinaryP> simba you know people inciting those kind of sentiments have been held accountable when said person does "neck themselves"
30:00 <simba> i wasnt telling him to kill himself mate calm down
30:00 <simba> i was just saying thats obviously how itll end
30:00 <Saemon> alot of ppl actually didnt know i was a loner, its funnt
30:00 <BinaryP> i suggest if nothing positive to add rather than your cynical linear narrow minded view.. then shut the fuck up.. just a suggestion.
31:00 <Saemon> when ppl do talk to me in class when we did group work
31:00 <ZeroDistance> I wish I had a hunched penis
31:00 <Saemon> or when the person seated next to me asks
31:00 <CannibalClown> just die
31:00 <simba> BinaryP learn to read old mate
31:00 <Kelevra> I got told to neck myself once, I thought it meant kiss yourself and I laughed and wondered how one would do that
31:00 <Saemon> they are all like 'what do u do at lunch? we never see you"
31:00 <Saemon> they just all assumed i had friends in other grades or something
32:00 <BinaryP> simba im not your mate... i dont care who you are.. being a keyboard warrior and inciting that kind of sewing circle mentality speaks volumes about as you and your character.
32:00 <BinaryP> or lack therof
32:00 <simba> BinaryP <simba> i wasnt telling him to kill himself mate calm down
32:00 <simba>  <simba> BinaryP learn to read old mate
32:00 <Bastardly_One> do you guys know of a group of riders
32:00 <Bastardly_One> called BACA?
32:00 <Saemon> simba has always been telling me to kill myself
32:00 <BinaryP> well you know at the end of the day.. people who incite that can be held accountable. watch what you say then because thats exactly what you were implying
32:00 <Saemon> and die
32:00 <Saemon> dont deny it simba
32:00 <Saemon> you're sick
32:00 <simba> if you have trouble deciphering my sentences any further feel free to PM me BinaryP
32:00 <simba> cheers
33:00 <simba> - simba
33:00 <Bastardly_One> http://australia.bacaworld.org/
33:00 <Warned-You-Jamie> Bastardly_One, I don't know if you're slow or what... leave everyone alone!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> the american ones ... well, a lot from arizona are know to stand guard outside victims houses at night until the person has been prosecuted
34:00 <Nikky`> What a lovely burst of summer we had today
34:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity: Cook me some dinner please?
34:00 <DemonsRun> Ikr Nikky` been so nice
34:00 <Warned-You-Jamie> Bastardly_One, The more you keep hassling everyone and trying to control #Melbourne with your useless shit... the more i'll keep you offline... do you understand me Jamie?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> *yawns* ... I'll chat where I wish
35:00 <simba> tomorrow is 36 degrees !!!
35:00 <kattt> fuck :(
35:00 <simba> shut up pollock
35:00 <kattt> i dont want that
35:00 <Nikky`> Sure has, had to bring out my fan
35:00 <Bastardly_One> hassling and controlling eh? I've been chatting fuckwit
35:00 <Saemon> <Bastardly_One> as i said even the most hated guy in my school would not of hid in the toilets
35:00 <Saemon> thats dumb of him then
35:00 <kattt> i ride to work and the heat makes it suck
35:00 <simba> on a pony?
35:00 <Excessive> LMFAO .......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDuxFSpwj0M
35:00 <Saemon> if u dont want to get seen or interupted
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Free sex (Rémi Gaillard) (Mar 28, 2014) - Category: Comedy - 3,189,357 views - 74,394 likes (92.1%), 6,406 dislikes (7.9%)
35:00 <Saemon> why wont u go to a toilet cubule
35:00 <kattt> yep on a pony
35:00 <Saemon> cubicle
35:00 <Nikky`> Just do what most do kattt.. put your bike on public transport
35:00 <simba> i remember that remi gellard mario kart thing from ages ago before the internet was overloaded with that stuff
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky`
36:00 <Warned-You-Jamie> Bastardly_One, Pull your head in Jamie.
36:00 <Nikky`> Bastardly_One
36:00 <Bastardly_One> what are we getting tomorrow?
36:00 <CannibalClown> loool
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I know we've a storm right now
36:00 <Nikky`> 31
36:00 <Bastardly_One> bah
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that all?
36:00 <Nikky`> Then drops to 19
36:00 <Bastardly_One> so same as today which was nice
36:00 <Warned-You-Jamie> Bastardly_One, You got a taste of what it's like last week... do you want a full week of that?
37:00 <CannibalClown> Huhuhuhuhuh
37:00 <Saemon> <simba> ur like the hunchback of notredam, only u dont get the girl u end up necking urself 
37:00 <Saemon> LOL
37:00 <Saemon> that made me lol
37:00 <simba> as if you scrolled up that far to read that
37:00 <Saemon> its good to be able to laugh at onese;f
37:00 <Saemon> oneself*
37:00 <Saemon> good therapy
37:00 <Warned-You-Jamie> Bastardly_One, I'm sure you don't.. so the deal is Jamie, leave everyone alone, stop hassling them, stop crying in pm to them and telling them what to do, stop tryiong to control this channel.. it does not belong to you.
38:00 <simba> shut up pollock
38:00 <Saemon> i didnt have time to read it all before simba
38:00 <Warned-You-Jamie> Bastardly_One, And most of all.. leave the girls alone.
38:00 <Doodle> looool
38:00 <Saemon> cuz i wasnt looking at the screen
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and who's being the distruptive harrasser? ...last I checked I'm chatting
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ho hum
38:00 <Doodle> pollock telling ppl not to tell ppl what to do
38:00 <Saemon> i have to look at my keyboard when i type
38:00 <Doodle> not sure if srs
38:00 <simba> stop telling people what to do pollock or i will hack you
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and do what you like ... doesn't affect me ... makes the housemate lose money on his business
38:00 <Nikky`> oooh its Doodledooooooooooo
38:00 <Bastardly_One> but I have plenty to do personally
38:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos ^_^
38:00 <BinaryP> wow just shows how this channel cant get beyond the mentality of juvenile australian in a faceless group enmass.
38:00 <kattt> good point Nikky
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ho hum *yawns*
38:00 <BinaryP> sad really sad children
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and just so you know
39:00 <simba> BinaryP is old
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the IP is monitored now and a finnish tire company from a brazilian IP? ... can't really hide from software engineers
39:00 <Warned-You-Jamie> Bastardly_One, You will not do what you like.. I own you, I control you, I get to say whewn you can do what you like.
39:00 <Bastardly_One> so rock on Pollock
39:00 <Doodle> he's the master hacker
39:00 <BinaryP> tact knows no age simba.. yet to learn this im afraid.
39:00 <Kynetic> 0oh loook
39:00 <Bastardly_One> are you a bit stupid?
39:00 <Kynetic> its Fennec_Fox
39:00 <Kynetic> hi Fennec_Fox!
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll chat where I want
39:00 <Kynetic> bye Fennec_Fox!
39:00 <Bastardly_One> not where people tell me
40:00 <DemonsRun> Lmfao
40:00 <Warned-You-Jamie> Bastardly_One, You can chat. But you can not try and control the channel with your bullshit, shut up for awhile and allow the chnanel to breath without you stalking it.
40:00 <simba> pollocks dad always told him what to do.. suck this, finger that.. now hes trying to tell people in a chatroom how to type
41:00 <simba> little Revenge
41:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
41:00 <simba> on the wrong people
41:00 <Kynetic> lol yea
41:00 <Kynetic> seen that video
41:00 <Bastardly_One> the absurdity of that statement
41:00 <Kynetic> what a laugh ay
41:00 <Bastardly_One> as I said cunt
42:00 <Bastardly_One> telling me to shut up
42:00 <Bastardly_One> makes me talk more
42:00 <Warned-You-Jamie> It's time to go: Bastardly_One
42:00 <Kynetic> element thinks he's some kind of god
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't seem to understand bullies make me more detirmined
42:00 <Kynetic> its rather amusing
42:00 <CannibalClown> cya b1
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and do it as I said
42:00 <Doodle> billies make me more determined
42:00 <DemonsRun> No one cares enough to bully you.
42:00 <Nikky`> lol Doodle
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I've plenty to do besides irc ... but it's my housemate who loses dollars from not being able to work online
42:00 <Saemon> RYBACK RULES!
43:00 <DemonsRun> How the fuck
43:00 <DemonsRun> Does ur housemate lose money by YOU being on irc
43:00 <DemonsRun> Makes sense
43:00 <CannibalClown> lol
43:00 <kattt> why is there so many fucking weirdos on here who just PM you
43:00 <Kynetic> because they want to get in your pants kattt
43:00 <DemonsRun> "Just pass this off as an excuse and make it someone else's fault"
43:00 <Nikky`> sorry kattt
43:00 <simba> cos you have a girly nickname
43:00 <Nikky`> :P
44:00 <simba> thats what they go for
44:00 <Kynetic> and sending you pics of their semi erect penis is surely going to get them there
44:00 <Saemon> kattt what size shoes do you wear?
44:00 <kattt> yeah, guys love showing girls, wait.. anyone, their dicks
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yes well ...
44:00 <kattt> lol Saemon
44:00 <Bastardly_One> hope you're getting what I am ... pretty nice
45:00 <CannibalClown> olawd
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that really tight and compressed nice bright green stuff
46:00 <Doodle> dick pics is how i say hello
46:00 <Nikky`> And how I said goodbye
46:00 <kattt> hahaha
46:00 <Doodle> :o
46:00 <Nikky`> :P
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