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03:00 <couleurs> have a fun and happy anz day every one
05:00 <Excessive> I remember sittin outside Plush (in Pitt St) with Nick TT sayin how his Chaos party was purely fo the vibe ......... the one on the corner there where Green Square is today ........ with him sayin that the blow up soldier and the gorilla outside weren't needed, he jus wanted the vibe tough
05:00 <Skirmish> Hey dickheads! CLicking like and making a passionate speech on facebook saved NOBODY and caught NOBODY. 
06:00 <The_Baron> no shit aye Skirmish
06:00 <The_Baron> I've written a few posts about my complicity to ppls political ideals
06:00 <The_Baron> and my god
06:00 <The_Baron> the backlash
07:00 <Excessive> though*
07:00 <Skirmish> I bank with the NAB … every time they made an announcement that they were closing down their online services at 4am in the morning to update etc they had the same ole people each time going off about how it was a pain to not be able to use their internet banking at 4am. One chick was going off becuse she couldn’t pay her rent!!
07:00 <Skirmish> WHO THE FUCK PAYS THEIR RENT AT 4AM! 
07:00 <The_Baron> to be fair my missus does
07:00 <The_Baron> coz she has to leave the house by 5am for work
07:00 <Skirmish> I am considering making a facebook page called “Take a hard look at yourself” and just commenting on shit when people are being completely retarded. 
08:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, she wouldn't care that much if it was down still
08:00 <Excessive> NAB ............ Needing Another Bank
08:00 <The_Baron> lol
08:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWvubWB11Yc
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Leftfield - Phat Planet (Dave Clarke Remix) (Nov 24, 2012) 6:32 - Category: Music - 10,125 views - 168 likes (99.4%), 1 dislikes (0.6%)
09:00 <Skirmish> One of the most regular comments was ‘other banks aren’t down this much” and I posted something along the lines of “doesn’t it please you to know that they take their services offline and update them on a regular basis to ensure the account security for YOUR details are maximised?” and the answer was “it’s not needed!”  The guy had some menial fucking job that wasn’t even close to IT Security and seemed to be an expert on the matte
11:00 <The_Baron> mneh fuck em dude
11:00 <The_Baron> personally I reckon ppl just like to have the drama in their life
11:00 <The_Baron> coz they lead menial mediocre existence
12:00 <Kynetic> Drama Drama Drama
12:00 <The_Baron> so doing their block at a cashier or bitching online is their only outlett
12:00 <Kynetic> i dont get angry at cashiers
12:00 <Kynetic> i ask for the manager
12:00 <Kynetic> and get angry at them
12:00 <Kynetic> thats what they get paid for
12:00 <The_Baron> indeed
12:00 <The_Baron> I don't even get angry
12:00 <The_Baron> if I can't resolve it civily with them
12:00 <The_Baron> I just don'
12:00 <The_Baron> t
12:00 <The_Baron> go back
13:00 <druff> just get even
13:00 <Kynetic> i used to run the front end when i was workin at coles
13:00 <Kynetic> i used to cop all the bullshit from customers
13:00 <The_Baron> I am shit at holding grudges
13:00 <Excessive> I jus terminate business with whomever I don't get along with/don't like/have hastles with
13:00 <Kynetic> ppl ask for refunds on some wierd shit
13:00 <Kynetic> half used can of dog food ' my dog didnt like it '
13:00 <The_Baron> man when I was working with ppl face to face (hospitality and retail) I was too stoned to get upset
13:00 <The_Baron> I'd just sit there let them do their block till they were done
13:00 <The_Baron> and go "is that all? well okay I think I can sort that out"
13:00 <Kynetic> working in a call centre at a bank was worse
14:00 <Kynetic> you'd get ppl in tears cos you'd taken the last of their money in fees
14:00 <The_Baron> that would be shitty though aye
14:00 <Kynetic> and theyd be half going off at you at the same time
14:00 <druff> thatd be kilarious
14:00 <druff> hilarious
14:00 <Kynetic> and because they were poor i was supposed to basically say 'hard luck'
15:00 <Kynetic> officially i was to say 'its all in the terms and conditions'
15:00 <Kynetic> that you agree to when you open your account
15:00 <Kynetic> that we are required to provide you with when you do so
16:00 <Kynetic> i was too nice id refund a lot :P
16:00 <Excessive> I got done once at Strathfield train station for smokin (they jus brought in the new law of no smokin under covered train stations) ......... got a fckn fine fo 400 bux .......... I send the thing away and went to Burwood court and told the magistrate that I wasn't aware of it and the I was on a pension and that I couldn't afford 400 bux jus fo havin a ciggy ......... he dismissed it
16:00 <druff> no backbone kynetic
17:00 <Kynetic> not really
17:00 <Skirmish> Kynetic: It’s because our society has evolved to feel like we deserve to have everything just handed to us and “I didn’t know” is a good enough answer to questions. 
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> wee yay almost midnight
17:00 <Kynetic> in situations where it was clearly their own fault i wouldnt refund it
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> i shall turn into a Panda vampire
17:00 <Kynetic> which was most cases
17:00 <The_Baron> Skirmish, but there is the flipside to that
18:00 <The_Baron> we live in an age where technologicaly we have the means to provide for every persons needs on this planet
18:00 <Skirmish> Excessive: First thing I learnt at uni with law … “Ignorance is no defence unto the law”.  You got a nice magistrate. 
18:00 <The_Baron> yet we give this idea that ur self value is dependant on u having a job and paying taxes
18:00 <The_Baron> but really it's just a means of having the masses under indentured servitude
19:00 <The_Baron> see, look at slaves back in the day
19:00 <Kynetic> i have to agree with skirmish here
19:00 <The_Baron> a slave master had to provide food and accomodation for their slaves right
19:00 <Kynetic> if you got the magistrate in a bad mood
19:00 <Skirmish> The_Baron: We need to rethink our monetary system then which is based around earning and being rewarded instead of just having things handed to you.
19:00 <The_Baron> well, now what
19:00 <Kynetic> he'd likely have upheld the fine and fined you more for wasting the courts time
19:00 <The_Baron> we have slaves that have to provide their own accomodation and subsistences
20:00 <The_Baron> Skirmish, that is all good and well
20:00 <The_Baron> but look at all the useless jobs out there
20:00 <Kynetic> change wont come until the worlds economy totally collapses
20:00 <The_Baron> Kynetic, CORRECT
20:00 <Kynetic> wont happen for a while yet though
20:00 <The_Baron> that's why I am complicit these days
21:00 <Kynetic> theres still more growth to be exploited
21:00 <The_Baron> I just wanna sit back and watch the fireworks
21:00 <The_Baron> then go to a nice spot out in the bush and wait it out
21:00 <Kynetic> but when it does it'll be very sudden and very harsh.
21:00 <The_Baron> the potential for growth is one thing
21:00 <Kynetic> the great depression of the 1920's will be nothing in comparison
21:00 <Excessive> oh I got done fo disq drivin in my teens also for like 5 times lol .......... I jus couldn't help myself .......... went to Newtown court and she said to me "this is the last time, if u come here again, bring ur toothbrush" .......... and then I turned 18 not long after and to this day I don't have anything on me since then
22:00 <The_Baron> however it may be that a large global conflict will be needed to boost industry
22:00 <Kynetic> climate change will probably be a large mitigating factor
22:00 <The_Baron> war is profit
22:00 <The_Baron> bigger the war, the more distribution of wealth is removed from the common ppl
22:00 <The_Baron> and in the hands of a few
22:00 <Kynetic> unless that wealth buys them nothing
22:00 <Kynetic> then its useless
22:00 <Kynetic> the very system theyve created to exploit the masses collapses
23:00 <The_Baron> wealth is abstract when u talk about some of these big families
23:00 <Kynetic> and what will they have left
23:00 <The_Baron> when u have the kind of assets so large u can't even spend it in 10 lifetimes even if u cut a million dollars each day
23:00 <The_Baron> it no longer is about the amount
23:00 <The_Baron> but what u can do with it
23:00 <Kynetic> yes but its all smoke and mirrors
23:00 <Kynetic> its all on paper
23:00 <The_Baron> exactly
23:00 <Kynetic> if that system is gone
23:00 <Kynetic> then they no longer have the power
23:00 <The_Baron> but as long as ppl go along with the game
23:00 <The_Baron> it means something
24:00 <Kynetic> the very system will be their undoing
24:00 <Excessive> war is gd at times ............. it's control of population
24:00 <The_Baron> yes and no
24:00 <Kynetic> the exponential growth needed to fuel it requires the population to be large
24:00 <Kynetic> and that is their undoing
24:00 <The_Baron> and anyway, population growth has drastically reduced
24:00 <doctor> itching for a wall
24:00 <Kynetic> because the population is far bigger than what it was 100 years ago
25:00 <The_Baron> due to different goals for the average person
25:00 <The_Baron> before family was a big thing
25:00 <Kynetic> and ppl will have more power to fuck the 0.000001% up
25:00 <Kynetic> :)
25:00 <The_Baron> now the rights of the consumer as an individual has overridden that
25:00 <The_Baron> to be frank, ppl don't want to have many kids if at all as much any more
25:00 <The_Baron> and enjoy their money for the sheer sake of it
25:00 <Excessive> also the war of the modern world is different ............ it's non violent and is economically based
25:00 <Kynetic> of course not
25:00 <Kynetic> it costs too much
26:00 <The_Baron> of course not
26:00 <The_Baron> look
26:00 <The_Baron> back in the 50's let's say
26:00 <The_Baron> an average family could buy a house and actually pay it off within 5-10 years
26:00 <doctor> give it another 200 years
26:00 <Kynetic> things were good back then.. in some ways.
26:00 <Kynetic> doctor id say more like 50-100
27:00 <The_Baron> well the 50's was the peak time for capitalism
27:00 <The_Baron> other than certain social disparities
27:00 <doctor> you may be right
27:00 <The_Baron> generally things were good
27:00 <Kynetic> the middle class was richer back then
27:00 <doctor> if the same problems still remain in 200 years we can resign
27:00 <The_Baron> of course
27:00 <The_Baron> but see, that's the thing
27:00 <Kynetic> so it was percieved to be good
27:00 <Excessive> I mean one with access to military infrastructure can bring jus abt anyone to their knees
27:00 <Kynetic> middle class was achievable
27:00 <The_Baron> the rich don't want a large population anymore
27:00 <Kynetic> nowadays even middle class is out of reach to the poor
28:00 <The_Baron> it means all that wealth that is been stretched out thin
28:00 <Kynetic> the rich never really wanted a large population
28:00 <Kynetic> it was just the end result of the system they created
28:00 <doctor> middle class is just poor people with ethics
28:00 <The_Baron> less ppl who can access that, the more that wealth goes to the upper echelons
28:00 <The_Baron> of course not
28:00 <The_Baron> but they did something about it
28:00 <The_Baron> it's working
29:00 <The_Baron> like I said, population growth is at a steady decline
29:00 <Kynetic> its still growing though
29:00 <Kynetic> :)
29:00 <The_Baron> yes but slowly
29:00 <The_Baron> and think
29:00 <The_Baron> there is a very large generation about to die off
29:00 <The_Baron> the baby boomers
29:00 <Kynetic> yes
29:00 <Excessive> like how one can be made sick with a certain RF transmission via the endless antennas that u see out there or rather via satellite
29:00 <Kynetic> but the baby boomers all had kids
29:00 <The_Baron> yeah but they didn't have as many kids as their parents did
29:00 <Kynetic> which is a compounding problem
29:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.metalinjection.net/latest-news/virginia-church-uses-lamb-of-god-logo-for-religious-play-by-accident
29:00 <The_Baron> once again
30:00 <Bastardly_One> oops!
30:00 <The_Baron> why I reckon inevitably a large global conflict will ensue
30:00 <The_Baron> it has to
30:00 <Kynetic> though the baby boomers success i believe has a lot to do with the large number of people killed in ww2
31:00 <doctor> yeah war creates jobs
31:00 <doctor> need a good one to get the world economy going again
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> my back hurts
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> doctor
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> fix it
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> baseball bat this time thx.
32:00 <The_Baron> Kynetic, I'd say so
32:00 <The_Baron> they didn't have so much of the older generation to compete with
33:00 <Excessive> if u know wat u're doin ........... and wat the ideaology regarding the cold war is abt as in non violent means of war .......... u can be king
33:00 <The_Baron> yes that is still going on
33:00 <The_Baron> but at some point, it aint enough
33:00 <Kynetic> hheh
33:00 <Kynetic> the cold war never truly ended
33:00 <The_Baron> u can't just keep ur oponents at a economical stalemate forever
33:00 <Kynetic> theres still plenty of nukes pointed at each other
34:00 <The_Baron> yes
34:00 <The_Baron> but then we get into the psychology
34:00 <Kynetic> ready to be launched within a few minute
34:00 <Kynetic> s
34:00 <The_Baron> who really has the balls to press the button?
34:00 <Kynetic> been several almost launches and false alarms
34:00 <doctor> oh i'd say there are some out there who'd gladly press it
34:00 <The_Baron> hell nagasaki was a abject failure mainly due to all that collateral damage
34:00 <The_Baron> that's the thing, almost launches
35:00 <Excessive> y not? ........... one can make another a red eyed sleeples lunatic jus by thinkin abt it ......... this is in the way that "man controls machine"
35:00 <The_Baron> there is only one "nation" I think could really do it
35:00 <The_Baron> that's israel
35:00 <The_Baron> apply the Samson solution
35:00 <Kynetic> or pakistan/india
35:00 <Kynetic> those cunts are fucking insane
35:00 <The_Baron> true
35:00 <The_Baron> though I think the climate in the middle east is more agitated still
35:00 <Kynetic> mind you i think theyd just blow each other up
35:00 <Kynetic> we'd just live with all the fallout
35:00 <The_Baron> india pakistan have only been in conflict for a 100 years
35:00 <The_Baron> not even
36:00 <Kynetic> the middle east is a boiling pot of oil just waiting for water to be poured on it
36:00 <The_Baron> the jews have been in conflict with all their neighbours since time recorded
36:00 <The_Baron> :P
36:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, I think the israeli's could easily apply the Samson solution
36:00 <Excessive> lol ........... forever on the run ........... never had their own country .......... it was always "the promised land"
37:00 <The_Baron> they really would rather die than give up a shitty little patch of sand and rocks
37:00 <Kynetic> i wouldnt put it past them
37:00 <Skirmish> They stole it off britain. 
37:00 <Skirmish> Britain was too weak to stop them taking it. 
37:00 <Kynetic> fuck what israel has done to the palestinians though
37:00 <The_Baron> coz of pressure from Truman
37:00 <The_Baron> it was strategic though
37:00 <Skirmish> Plus the whole holocaust thing too, they are milking that to continue to make everyone feel sorry for them. 
38:00 <Kynetic> i think sometimes hitler was onto something.
38:00 <The_Baron> though secretly (and not so in my case) most ppl are over the holocaust shit
38:00 <Kynetic> he just went about it in a totally fucked up way
38:00 <Excessive> they were always fckn ripper offerers ............ this is why Hitler had it in fo them
38:00 <Skirmish> I read something years ago … probably around 2006 … which showed there were MORE people now claiming holocaust survivor payments from the german govt than there was in 1990. 
38:00 <The_Baron> and shit, Uncle Joe killed over 20 million of his own
38:00 <Skirmish> For some reason they keep finding MORE AND MORE survivors. 
38:00 <The_Baron> u don't see the russians bitching
38:00 <Kynetic> how many were killed in the holocaust?
39:00 <The_Baron> 6 million allegedly
39:00 <The_Baron> not gonna dispute if it's true or not
39:00 <Kynetic> i read today that about 100 years ago something like 50 million armenians were killed in a national genocide
39:00 <Skirmish> Yeah nobody bats an eyelid to what stalin got upto with his purges. 
39:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, russia, 26 million
39:00 <Kynetic> why is it we dont hear more about that?
39:00 <Excessive> every cunt hated the Jews .......... Hitler, who left tehm to Stalin aso
39:00 <The_Baron> actually there were never that many armenians
39:00 <The_Baron> it was 2.1 million armenians
39:00 <The_Baron> slaughtered by the turks
40:00 <Skirmish> Because Armenians don’t have controlling interests in media corporations. 
40:00 <Skirmish> Look at how many media companies lost it when the Iran leader come out and said the Holocaust as described by the jews was over exaggerated. 
40:00 <Skirmish> Shit got hectic. 
40:00 <Excessive> and even to this day ............. all they know is fckn war
41:00 <Kynetic> lol
41:00 <Kynetic> i misread
41:00 <Kynetic> and misquoted
41:00 <The_Baron> however Kynetic, sure it was 2.1 million, but back then that was over 2/3rds of the armenian population
41:00 <Kynetic> it was only 1.5 million
41:00 <The_Baron> oh
41:00 <The_Baron> well yeah, still it was a majority of their population
41:00 <Kynetic> yea
41:00 <The_Baron> that I do remember
41:00 <Kynetic> 2/3 or something
41:00 <The_Baron> yep
41:00 <Kynetic> but yeah
41:00 <Kynetic> until today i never knew that
42:00 <Excessive> ultra orthodox ............. fckn religious nutjobs
42:00 <The_Baron> throughout history humans have been shit to each other
42:00 <Skirmish> Look at west euro countries and their changing view of “multiculturalism”. 
43:00 <The_Baron> but there is some positive stories
43:00 <The_Baron> look at rwanda now
43:00 <The_Baron> u have all these families that were warring with each other actually burying the hatchet
43:00 <Skirmish> The_Baron: They are only nice to each other because there is only 9 of them left.
43:00 <The_Baron> ppl who had slaughtered each others families are actually living together civilly again
44:00 <The_Baron> the point I'm making is, we do have the capacity to let bygones be bygones
44:00 <The_Baron> we don't have to have the blood of the past become a stain of resentment
45:00 <Skirmish> I think it’s a matter of time before Australia starts to see more track suit demonstrations from the ethnic population. 
45:00 <doctor> i like your optimism
45:00 <doctor> i do find it refreshing at times
45:00 <Skirmish> doctor: It’s not about where you’re born anymore, it’s about what your beliefs are. 
45:00 <The_Baron> I gotta have a glimmer of optimism
45:00 <Skirmish> Immigration in the 50’s was awesome for Australia. Immigration now … not so much.  
46:00 <The_Baron> it's too easy to be overwhelmed by all the shit things
46:00 <The_Baron> and forget that there is a capacity in us all for forgiveness
46:00 <Skirmish> That’s just the drugs talking The_Baron you fucking hippy.
46:00 <The_Baron> probably
46:00 <The_Baron> but eh, I am a pragmatist too
46:00 <The_Baron> I know things will get a LOT worse before they get better
47:00 <Skirmish> It’s only minorities causing grief, but they are vocal minorities. 
47:00 <The_Baron> that's how democracy has always been
47:00 <doctor> People need beliefs as an anchoring, I think humans believe more now than they did 100 years a go. it's just more greatly diversified
48:00 <The_Baron> old greek councils were just a group on one side and a group on the other
48:00 <The_Baron> and the ones that shouted the loudest got their way
48:00 <doctor> the art of rhetoric
48:00 <Skirmish> doctor: Coming to Australia though and then saying that Sharia (sp) law should be adopted for ALL of Australia is where shit it coming unhinged. 
49:00 <doctor> i don't ever see that happening
49:00 <The_Baron> yeah but there will be a reaction to that
49:00 <The_Baron> but really, it's divide and conquer
49:00 <Skirmish> doctor: Media keeps it on the low low because it incites a very vitriolic response from the general public. 
49:00 <The_Baron> it's easier to control a large population if they are segregated
49:00 <Skirmish> Since cronulla the media have been very careful about what they print. 
49:00 <The_Baron> this is the foundation of colonialism
49:00 <Serenity> [10:49pm] <Skirmish> doctor: Coming to Australia though and then saying that Sharia (sp) law should be adopted for ALL of Australia is where shit it coming unhinged.
49:00 <Serenity> is anyone actually doing this though?
49:00 <Serenity> or is it just bogan fear mongering
50:00 <Skirmish> Did you notice that after cronulla that only the Australians were shamed in the papers and those found guilty of the bashing in maroubra etc that were of ehtnic descent were not named in the papers?
50:00 <Serenity> I NOT SELABRATIN SITIZEN DAE
50:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, bit of both
50:00 <The_Baron> it's a small minority making a big show of it
50:00 <The_Baron> and the media blowing it out of proportion
50:00 <Skirmish> ^
51:00 <Skirmish> That’s in The_Baron the media are hesisitant to even mention it. 
51:00 <The_Baron> yeah now
51:00 <Skirmish> That is why we’re seeing the rise of the extreme right wing groups like the ADL ( I think). 
51:00 <The_Baron> australia has some actual serious issues we need to address
51:00 <The_Baron> and getting angry at a couple of stupid zealots is not gonna do shit
51:00 <Skirmish> Media got a huge wrap on the knuckles over cronulla. They were viewed to have fanned the flames in the days leading up to it. 
51:00 <Excessive> I'm quite likin the current system (which I used to protest against b4) ........... where by fuellin a certain political economy can make for quite a useful war machine
52:00 <Skirmish> Alan Jones in particular. 
52:00 <doctor> either a complete overhaul or nothing i'd say
52:00 <The_Baron> we have serious issus regarding our water table, our arable land, our healtcare system, general infrastructure
52:00 <The_Baron> yet most ppl are worried about brown ppl fuel prices going up
52:00 <The_Baron> :P
52:00 <doctor> patching issues just creates further issues down the track. like patching a new dressing over an old infected dressing
53:00 <The_Baron> yep
54:00 <Skirmish> I linked a video done by a reporter here a few weeks ago. I would link it again but it’s an hour long. 
54:00 <The_Baron> regarding what?
54:00 <Skirmish> It shows how in Britain they have pockets of muslims that have basically decided that their communities should be run to their standards and they actively protest against the government and local police. 
54:00 <Excessive> "and the children will sing as a satellite swings down that highwaaaaaaaaaaay"
55:00 <Skirmish> This particular day she arrived in this town they were calling for the police to be punished for removing the burqua from a muslim woman during an arrest to identify her. 
55:00 <doctor> I think I saw that
56:00 <The_Baron> aah yeah
56:00 <Skirmish> Whilst she was asking for people to describe what was happening to her she started to be abused by the muslims because she was a slut that wasn’t covered up. 
56:00 <Excessive> also before victory comes failure*
56:00 <Skirmish> She was there to try and tempt the men to evil. 
56:00 <The_Baron> pretty fucked aye
56:00 <doctor> I don't think they'll ever get anywhere with the picket signs they tend to familiarize themselves with
56:00 <Kynetic> BURRRRRRRRRRN them
56:00 <Kynetic> BURN THE WITCH
56:00 <The_Baron> well, I aint one for sovereignty or religion and all that shit
56:00 <Skirmish> How is one group meant to be tolerant of a group when the other group is intolernt of them? 
56:00 <Kynetic> fuck religion
57:00 <Kynetic> shoudl be illegal
57:00 <The_Baron> however, it's kinda naive for these ppl to think they can migrate to a country and not adhere to those sovereign laws 
57:00 <Skirmish> The worlds woes revolve around religious belief. Have for centuries. 
57:00 <Excessive> itsah business Kynetic
57:00 <Kynetic> should tax it like one then
57:00 <The_Baron> or more so, not expect backlash or punishment as a result of breaking those laws
57:00 <Kynetic> at the very least
57:00 <The_Baron> hell if we did it in this country alone
57:00 <The_Baron> the added revenue could open a few more hospitals
58:00 <The_Baron> or staff to man them
58:00 <Kynetic> yeah
58:00 <Kynetic> shame we just spent $12 billion on 58 F35's
58:00 <doctor> if they're not worshipping god they're most likely worshipping something else, most likely some ideology of an enigmatic leader
58:00 <The_Baron> don't get me started on that
58:00 <Excessive> if one reads the bible, it starts with is sayin the "christians are proffessional businessmen"
58:00 <Skirmish> Kynetic: We need them. The planes we have now are 30 years old. 
58:00 <The_Baron> "gotta pull our belts up australia"
58:00 <Kynetic> :)
58:00 <Excessive> with it*
58:00 <Kynetic> except for the fact the F35's are pieces of shit
59:00 <The_Baron> then they justify this expenditure because "u never know what's around the corner"
59:00 <Skirmish> Kynetic: No they’re not.  
59:00 <The_Baron> u know what
59:00 <The_Baron> that is fucking suspicious
59:00 <The_Baron> shit like that makes me think "yeah, these cunts know something we don' then"
59:00 <The_Baron> don't*
59:00 <The_Baron> they coulda gotten the new super hornets cheaper
59:00 <Skirmish> The_Baron: If push come to shove, our current defence force would not pose much of a hurdle to our neighbours. 
59:00 <doctor> mr abbott said it will be good for our economy
59:00 <Kynetic> the govt is probably woried about war with indonesia
00:00 <Skirmish> The_Baron: They aren’t new. They are 30 year old planes with new avionics. 
00:00 <doctor> we be vikings now
00:00 <Kynetic> who quite frankly could fuck our military up without even batting an eyelid
00:00 <The_Baron> Skirmish, it still won't even with these new jets
00:00 <Excessive> when I first started my workin life in the 90's, my boss used to say that Australia was no 1 in the world fo communications
00:00 <Skirmish> The F35’s are also a lot cheaper to maintain than our current hornets. 
01:00 <doctor> i say we use them bomb small villages so we can go in after and take all their stuff
01:00 <The_Baron> we will use them for air shows and the odd military excercise
01:00 <Skirmish> I cannot go into it too much but where I work is directly involved with the new F35’s and they are far from shit.  The media is beating them up based on a few developmental hiccups which every single plane in history has had during their development. 
01:00 <The_Baron> yeah money well spent
01:00 <The_Baron> :P
02:00 <The_Baron> dude, even if they were the most shit hot fighter planes ever so what?
02:00 <Kynetic> fair enoug Skirmish
02:00 <Kynetic> i guess time will tell
02:00 <Excessive> the business world of the next 10 yrs will be like "I'll tell u somethin, then u can pay afterwards"
02:00 <Kynetic> at the end of the day i dont know why we are spending $12 billion on them when 'times are tough'
02:00 <The_Baron> it really wasn't a nescessary expenditure at this current time
02:00 <The_Baron> they coulda done it in 4 years time when the economy stabilised or whatnot
03:00 <Skirmish> Kynetic: Because we’ve kept the hornets in play far too long.  If people knew of the savings that would be had for maintanence and runnings costs they would all be silent. 
03:00 <The_Baron> though to be honest
03:00 <Kynetic> anyway i should realy goto bed
03:00 <The_Baron> it actually is pretty stable
03:00 <Kynetic> i have dreamworld to attend tomorrow
03:00 <Kynetic> o/
03:00 <The_Baron> I mean how many hard done by nations still have AAA credit ratings?
03:00 <Skirmish> Enjoy. Night. 
03:00 <The_Baron> night night
03:00 <Skirmish> Keep an eye on China The_Baron. If they crash then we will get to experience what the rest of the world went through in 2009. 
04:00 <Skirmish> I have all my superannuation in shares. I am closesly watching so I can move it out before I lose a massive chunk of it. 
04:00 <Excessive> ummmm ............. Germany fo example ........... from payin out fo years fo their damages throughout Europe durin WWII ............ it's one of the top economies in the world
04:00 <The_Baron> I doubt china will crash
04:00 <The_Baron> these fuckers think long term
05:00 <The_Baron> they spent a 150 years to build a fucking wall
05:00 <The_Baron> I think they can wait this out
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
05:00 <Skirmish> I hope they don’t … but the guy that predicted the American bubble would pop is also not looking too favourably on china. 
05:00 <Skirmish> Plus we have to look at our own property bubble too. It’s unsustainable. 
05:00 <The_Baron> ah yes I know about this link a lil
05:00 <The_Baron> China is holding onto a fuckload of US bonds
06:00 <The_Baron> and the US can't honour them if they decide to cash them in
06:00 <The_Baron> it's all bullshit though at the end of the day
06:00 <The_Baron> look at australia for instance
07:00 <doctor> it's all an illusion
07:00 <The_Baron> we don't even have to do trade with any nation really
07:00 <The_Baron> we have an abundance of natural resources
07:00 <The_Baron> it is doctor
07:00 <The_Baron> times are tough
07:00 <The_Baron> my arse
08:00 <The_Baron> how is it that a government that raises as much revenue as we do with such a middling population can be struggling?
08:00 <doctor> Economic problems are good to help strengthen the 'reality' of the illusion
08:00 <The_Baron> ^^
08:00 <The_Baron> that is all it is an illusion
09:00 <The_Baron> going by actual raw resources, we have enough to provide for everyones needs
09:00 <The_Baron> and some
09:00 <The_Baron> how is it that a mineral rich country with the outer regions having enough arable land to feed the population twice over be in this way
09:00 <The_Baron> bullshit I say
10:00 <Excessive> ummmmm .............. only around the coast The_Baron, the rest is a fckn desert
11:00 <The_Baron> I said the outer regions yes
11:00 <Excessive> oh, soz
11:00 <The_Baron> the golden triangle alone (byron, mullumbimby, nimbin) region alone can provide enough food for everyone as it is
12:00 <The_Baron> the only reason we have to trade with other countries is just to keep up with the appearance of a global freemarket
13:00 <The_Baron> just playing a silly fucking game
13:00 <The_Baron> shit's like Monopoly, only u can lose an eye playing this game
13:00 <The_Baron> :P
16:00 <Excessive> when I wrote to my local MP back in 2008 fo the support on outphasing of fossil fuels and switching to methanol for the commercial market and indicating Volkswagen as doin extensive tests with it and claiming that it has no bad effects on the ottomotor apart from the fact that alcohol attacks certain plastics and then proposing that we should subsidise a similar conversion scheme like with the LPG .............. they didn't hesitate .......... t
17:00 <The_Baron> what happened?
17:00 <Excessive> they started sellin the cheap shit as an alcohol mix 
18:00 <Excessive> and today u can't get any ordinary fuel that doesn't have some sort of it 
19:00 <Excessive> unless u pay the top price fo the (is it 98 octane?)
19:00 <crash> who cares ?
19:00 <crash> get the sugar cane fuel
20:00 <Excessive> ye today's modern cars are designed fo it
21:00 <crash> i don't get it, i get 95 octane
21:00 <crash> car manual says so
21:00 <Excessive> like when they outphased super ......... anythin made fo super u had to have ur cylinder head machined with extra lubrication provided fo the valves
21:00 <crash> could be a conspiracy though
22:00 <Excessive> now that most of the older cars around are made for unleaded .......... u'd jus have to replace ur plastics and rubbers for the new alcohol based fuel ......... and that's it
23:00 <crash> just get a new car - problem solved
23:00 <Excessive> mabbe in like 20 years time it'll come abt that we will depend on the new "hydrogen economy"
25:00 <crash> ill just walk
27:00 <Excessive> put a gazzillion dollars worth of solar panels out in the desert and use the output for the electrolisis of water which gives off hydrogen and oxygen as a gas
28:00 <crash> yeah or that
30:00 <gremlinz> to chat with mongs you first must be a mong
32:00 <Excessive> eheh ........... Skirmish still believeth that he's all on his own still and that there's no way that anyone would know abt the secrets that he himself only know abt
32:00 <Excessive> +s
33:00 <Serenity> ...
33:00 <doctor> I'm a bit like that
34:00 <Excessive> somethin to do with the thing that we r all subjects of Rome
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> jaso638I'm a bit like bat
41:00 <Excessive> so god makes man ........... pffft, man makes machine ........... it's the ultimate revenge
46:00 <Excessive> "just another incredible scene, ain't no doubt about it ............ u wouldn't READ ABOUT IT ........... READ ABOUT IT"
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> dinosaur eats man
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> woman inherits the earth.
47:00 <Excessive> nah .......... she created "death by crucifiction"
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> havent eaten in over a day
51:00 <Excessive> or "crew see fiction" either way .......... it'sah satanic religious underworld following where one maketh money via the social media by exposing the "one not in the know" with money made from broadcasting rights 
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> O_O
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> well.. my fucking back hurts.
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> cig :P
57:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5CnzUdgGQA
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: PEZ - The Game (Official Audio) (Dec 5, 2012) 4:04 - Category: Music - 223,462 views - 1,296 likes (97.9%), 28 dislikes (2.1%)
00:00 <Skirmish> http://i.imgur.com/Wr5d0j2.jpg   <—— Please make sure you go all the way to the last cartoon frame. 
02:00 <Fez> Lol
07:00 <Excessive> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scorched_earth
17:00 <gremlinz> old school
17:00 <gremlinz> oh i thought it was the game haha
17:00 <Fez> Not the game
17:00 <Fez> Lol
17:00 <Fez> Yea
30:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm
36:00 <Serenity> 4:13)
36:00 <Bastardly_One> hai
37:00 <Excessive> boom
37:00 <Excessive> tish
38:00 <Bastardly_One> que?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> man I'm having a bad night
38:00 <Excessive> sux 2 b u
38:00 <Excessive> :P
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yep :P
41:00 <Excessive> hmmm my colloid is gettin there .............. it taketh quite a while with a small 12 volt supply .......... I was thinkin of pullin apart one of my audio amps to get to the 50 volt supply, but then I thought ......... ah well I'm in no rush, I can have it goin all nite
42:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
43:00 <Excessive> I'm almost finished on my 3-rd longneck
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I over smoked today
44:00 <Bastardly_One> when my visitor left I got really down and flat
45:00 <Excessive> did u get a gd fckin at least?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> *rolls my eyes*
45:00 <Bastardly_One> she's my friend
45:00 <Excessive> ah ye
47:00 <Excessive> I jus peed out 2 longneck's worth
47:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I might be over tired 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm sore too 
50:00 <Excessive> soppin day today, I gottah bus it to Cremorne now for the next 2 years .......... they said it'd be 18 months, though u gottah allow for fck ups and unexpectables ....... so ye, mo liek 2 yrs
51:00 <Excessive> shoppin*
51:00 <Maurice> Stop saying mo
51:00 <Maurice> Use the proper word
52:00 <Fez> Mo is the proper word for mo :P
52:00 <Excessive> More*
52:00 <Maurice> No
53:00 <Maurice> He meant more* not mo
53:00 <Maurice> He's just a lazy prick
53:00 <Excessive> eehehe
53:00 <Fez> I know
53:00 <Fez> I was bein silleh
53:00 <Maurice> Oh hi Kev
54:00 <|Darkness|> ohai
54:00 <Fez> Darkeh
54:00 <Excessive> bang baaaaaaaaaaaaang ........... on the door babeh!
54:00 <Serenity> o.O
54:00 <|Darkness|> fezzeh
54:00 <Fez> Sup hun
54:00 <Maurice> |Darkness| what happened to your kitties
55:00 <|Darkness|> sfa fez
55:00 <|Darkness|> dead probably
55:00 <Maurice> You what m8
55:00 <Maurice> Spy vs spy
55:00 <|Darkness|> had to surrender them when i ended up on the street
55:00 <Maurice> And you joke theyre dead?
56:00 <|Darkness|> no one would take the  in
56:00 <Excessive> "wipe that smile .......... right off ur face"
56:00 <Maurice> My ragdoll kitten IS dead
56:00 <Maurice> Hes buried in my front yard
56:00 <|Darkness|> it wasnt a joke
56:00 <|Darkness|> thats likely what happened
56:00 <Maurice> Yeah haha hilarious
56:00 <|Darkness|> ok....
57:00 <Maurice> Yeah it's not funny, you fucked up.
57:00 <|Darkness|> again never said it was funny
57:00 <Excessive> a friend of mine buys flowers for her cat and puts them where she burried it in her mum's front garden
57:00 <Serenity> i have a new cat
57:00 <Maurice> (00:54:55) (Maurice): |Darkness| what happened to your kitties
57:00 <Maurice> (00:55:11) (|Darkness|): sfa fez
57:00 <Maurice> (00:55:20) (|Darkness|): dead probably
57:00 <Maurice> Sah hilair
58:00 <Maurice> Your new cat is adorbs
58:00 <|Darkness|> and you pasted that because?
58:00 <Maurice> Because you are a jackarse
59:00 <Fez> Wpah
59:00 <|Darkness|> old news there sweetheart
59:00 <Maurice> Your spy vs spy mean so little to you
59:00 <Fez> This esculated quick
59:00 <Excessive> Bonneh
59:00 <Excessive> \o.
59:00 <Bonny> hey Excessive.. :)
59:00 <Bonny> o/~
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Bonny :)
59:00 <Excessive> soup
59:00 <Bonny> Bastardly_One :)
00:00 <|Darkness|> thats cos im a jackarse, everything means little to me
00:00 <Excessive> wassabi
00:00 <Maurice> You were so flippant with 'dead probably'
01:00 <|Darkness|> indeed, i got over it a long time ago, was almost a uear ago
01:00 <Maurice> Yuck, you're repulsive
02:00 <Excessive> "she got me touchin her, fckin all of mah fingers, damnit we be winners"
02:00 <|Darkness|> i have more pressing issues than to worry what happened to 2 animals a year ago
02:00 <Maurice> You are still repulsive
03:00 <|Darkness|> ha, good
03:00 <Maurice> I bet they don't feel the same
03:00 <JimmyJack> so many cocks on the planet, why did god curse me with just having one mouth ;_;
03:00 <Maurice> Wait, can fix this
03:00 <Serenity> LOL loof whaaat
03:00 <Fez> Er
04:00 <Excessive> aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh, I'mnah go n water mah plants ........ bbs
05:00 <Maurice> My*
06:00 <Bastardly_One> he used to drive me insane with the way he types
06:00 <JimmyJack> insaner
07:00 <JimmyJack> :P
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
07:00 <JimmyJack> he makes me want to put broken glass down my pants
07:00 <Maurice> yeah JimmyJack, you're one to talk
08:00 <Bastardly_One> man
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not had a day this shit in forever
08:00 <Bastardly_One> well, the day was good ... the evening hasn't been
13:00 <JimmyJack> cumdrops, from my anus, make me happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
15:00 <beehhh> F 370 
24:00 <Excessive> well, bein a wog, I actually know the English better than the "would be aussie" over there that keeps on typing "could of, would of, etc" ........ though most times I like typing out the irc slang
26:00 <Bastardly_One> get fucked 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> or something
27:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLXAjaLuQhI
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Holy Holy | Impossible Like You (Jul 22, 2013) 3:33 - Category: Music - 2,738 views - 15 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
32:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
33:00 <beehhh> could someone help me with cash for a drink?
33:00 <unimportant> beehhh u look like an asshoel
33:00 <unimportant> what a motherfucker!
33:00 <unimportant> ahhhhhhh
33:00 <beehhh> thats what it looks like
33:00 <unimportant> just kiddin
33:00 <beehhh> send me money, i take it as an offence
34:00 <beehhh> 50buck penalty
34:00 <beehhh> like the old days
34:00 <unimportant> thats a contradiction
34:00 <unimportant> i think were still the old days
34:00 <Maurice> God that pic is repulsive,
34:00 <beehhh> runnin empty on cask
34:00 <unimportant> you need more than money mate
35:00 <Bastardly_One> all you need is some literacy
36:00 <beehhh> you need some numarecy mate
36:00 <unimportant> Its pretty bad when an alone 32m wearing hix ex-gf's dress and knickers is looking down on you
36:00 <beehhh> numeracy
36:00 <Skirmish> Can we please keep in mind that beehhh lives in a 3rd world country and not give him a hard time about being a pov cunt ok? 
37:00 <unimportant> oh like evryone knows that
37:00 <beehhh> goon helps me sleep and not seeing one of those frightenin nightmares
37:00 <beehhh> i sleep like a baby
37:00 <unimportant> i think thats the bit when you wake up
37:00 <beehhh> Dont you want me to be happy
38:00 <unimportant> of fuckit ok, whats ya bsb and acc
38:00 <Excessive> he who lays with another man shall be stoned*
38:00 <Excessive> :P
39:00 <unimportant> haha i herd that 
39:00 <unimportant> heard * SORRY SPELL POLICE
39:00 <beehhh> cask are so expensive especially if they are imported i check the price its 1lt is 3 pound in uk here i pay 3 times more
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> weee
39:00 <beehhh> 3GBP
40:00 <BlackDevil> Flight 370 search: Too early to tell if 'object of interest' found on Australian coast is real lead,
40:00 <unimportant> filler news
40:00 <beehhh> F35
40:00 <Excessive> it's a real worry when one cares more abt external conflicts than his own
41:00 <beehhh> unimportant since you been kind to me i really cannot turn your kind offer back on
41:00 <unimportant> jees i need hips like a woman to wear this dress properly
41:00 <beehhh> when you visit me, make sure you'll have a spare day for me
42:00 <unimportant> oh righto whats ya street address
42:00 <beehhh> curtin university sarawak malaysia
42:00 <unimportant> and i just ask for beehhh ?
42:00 <beehhh> yeah that will do
43:00 <unimportant> I have to go to a uni ask ask for beeeaaarrhhhhh    sounds easy!
43:00 <Maurice> Ugh
43:00 <unimportant> c'mon Maurice lets go to a uni and ank for beer
43:00 <unimportant> see it it work
43:00 <unimportant> +'s 
44:00 <Maurice> I will accept the beer
44:00 <Maurice> Nothing else
44:00 <beehhh> your lucky im circumsized
44:00 <Maurice> Ditto
44:00 <unimportant> how am I lucky because your circumsized?
45:00 <Maurice> Also, you're*
45:00 <beehhh> then you'd have to blow me like i do to norell my new gf
45:00 <unimportant> Your all lucky im not you weird amature crossdressing neighbour
45:00 <Maurice> Norell is a shemale.
45:00 <unimportant> fkn hate them
45:00 <Excessive> does Norell sit when he pees beehhh?
46:00 <beehhh> she
46:00 <Maurice> He*
46:00 <unimportant> put up a pic you ur gf beehhh
46:00 <Excessive> ok, in ur language then "she"
47:00 <unimportant> waiting......this pic better be good
47:00 <beehhh> *she
47:00 <beehhh> your a heman Maurice
47:00 <beehhh> like xena
47:00 <unimportant> Maurice is like a hot asian or something
48:00 <Maurice> S'me https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/1558378_10152387736975844_6130792359642979551_n.jpg
48:00 <unimportant> possibly french
48:00 <Excessive> that kitty lokks a bit like a ying yang
48:00 <unimportant> such a long link for such a DISSAPOINTING picture
49:00 <Maurice> Shes go fuckinng dumb
49:00 <unimportant> come again
49:00 <Excessive> looks too*
49:00 <Maurice> If only..
50:00 <unimportant> !seen b-queen
50:00 <Excessive> unimportant, b-queen ([email protected]) was last seen quitting on #melbourne 2 days 7 hours 48 minutes ago (4.21 20:02) stating: (Quit:) after spending 8 hours 6 minutes there.
51:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1.0-9/552234_10151093768155844_1677614409_n.jpg
52:00 <Excessive> hawt
53:00 <Maurice> Not so much https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/431994_10151146646525844_538448080_n.jpg
53:00 <Excessive> the glasses look hotter though
54:00 <Maurice> Yeah tell them to my glasses
54:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5ZudEzJbnQ
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The F-35 Lightning II Fighter Jet (Feb 18, 2014) 0 - Category: Education - 61,297 views - 222 likes (95.3%), 11 dislikes (4.7%)
54:00 <unimportant> Maurice i run ya
54:00 <unimportant> i'd
55:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10200689814322379&set=pb.1671795406.-2207520000.1398275678.&type=3&theater
55:00 <unimportant> what I lack in grammer I make up for in length
55:00 <Maurice> You run me what
55:00 <unimportant> ya rig
55:00 <Excessive> ah damn ........... I wanted to do a fbcdn pic
55:00 <unimportant> Id make the nice love to ya! comprenda?
56:00 <Excessive> now u all know my name
56:00 <beehhh> hey i got an idea dont cook at home and use double blanket during winter save bills
56:00 <unimportant> I dont Excessive coz i dont careeeeeeee
56:00 <beehhh> AGL is going to rip cutomers off as always do
56:00 <beehhh> consumers
56:00 <Excessive> well, actually I don't really care abt ppl knowin abt me
57:00 <unimportant> beehhh has gone all weird again
57:00 <unimportant> u sound like a melbourne cunt
57:00 <Maurice> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/18774_262284385843_6116971_n.jpg
57:00 <beehhh> electric bill has double over the years and now the gas price about to soar
57:00 <Maurice> Sah good
57:00 <unimportant> ..hang on... looks around........... im in the melbourne channel.   facepalm!
57:00 <Excessive> mabbe a cunt to those sufferring ......... though I'm in sydney
58:00 <beehhh> life is all about suffering
58:00 <beehhh> more you suffer less pain you'd get at death
58:00 <Excessive> no pain no gain
59:00 <Excessive> or in beehhh's case no pay no gay
59:00 <beehhh> i m gay by choice
59:00 <beehhh> she dont do my head in
59:00 <simba> im forced 2 be gay
59:00 <unimportant> y
03:00 <Excessive> "sometimes I can;t understand y u'd be callin me the bad guy"
06:00 <Excessive> revolucion!
07:00 <Excessive> "press barons actin up, the mainframes r down, newspapers crawlin around on the ground, leave another meassage but there's no one around"
09:00 <Excessive> ye ...... I remember ........ there was heaps to protest against all those years ago .......... now it's jus heaps funny knowin others in that situation
10:00 <BlackDevil> Excessive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avMo9ssoQL0#t=47
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Avril Lavigne - Hello Kitty (Official Video) (Apr 22, 2014) 3:19 - Category: Music - 148,848 views - 2,429 likes (32.5%), 5,056 dislikes (67.5%)
13:00 <simba> that is horrifying
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> UR HURRRUHFLYING
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet it is 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw it on FB about 10 mins ago 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> never gonna click that shit
15:00 <Excessive> BlackDevil, mabbe u're old enough to remember this ........... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff974Ocxl4Q
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sigue Sigue Sputnik Love Missile F1-11(live) (Jul 11, 2007) 5:43 - Category: Music - 1,083,651 views - 2,555 likes (96.2%), 100 dislikes (3.8%)
16:00 <Skirmish> Red Orchestra 2 is FREE on Steam for 24 hours. FREE to keep not just trial. 
19:00 <BlackDevil> thank fuck no
20:00 <Excessive> eheh
21:00 <BlackDevil> watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO_KyTtJg10
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Darcy Oake's jaw-dropping dove illusions | Britain's Got Talent 2014 (Apr 19, 2014) 3:53 - Category: Entertainment - 8,102,732 views - 57,131 likes (97.3%), 1,563 dislikes (2.7%)
22:00 <BlackDevil> https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5385205760/h52C8B3D7/
25:00 <Excessive> ye, very gd, jus that that egg is a bit big for a dove's egg
26:00 <BlackDevil> well yea
26:00 <BlackDevil> but still goo illusion
26:00 <BlackDevil> good
27:00 <BlackDevil> so i tried to use google navigation last night
27:00 <BlackDevil> shit didnt work
27:00 <BlackDevil> so got lost
27:00 <Excessive> have u seen The Prestige?
28:00 <BlackDevil> gotta poop
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> excellent film
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta buy cigarettes
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Industry sources say the duo, who have just headlined Coachella music festival, were coaxed Down Under for the one-off gig with the seven figure payday.
33:00 <BlackDevil> Licensing deal makes HBO shows available to Amazon Prime members
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that's about Outkast doing their only aust show at spendour in the grass this year
33:00 <Bastardly_One> SEVEN figures?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that's 10 mil for one gig
34:00 <BlackDevil> they did a show in cochella
34:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kez2P1Bchs
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Like A Version: Active Child covering Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams- Live at Triple J !! (Feb 14, 2012) 0 - Category: Music - 17,273 views - 139 likes (98.6%), 2 dislikes (1.4%)
39:00 <Excessive> hmmmm, now I have a slight headache ......... might drop some neurofens
40:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
40:00 <Bastardly_One> http://lovemeow.com/2013/10/stray-cat-wanders-into-pet-supply-store/
42:00 <Excessive> ugh ........ a moggie ......... they're not anythin spesh
43:00 <Bastardly_One> 'tis a cute story
43:00 <Bastardly_One> deal with it 
44:00 <Excessive> it'sah street cat ......... like a fckn plague all over Europe
47:00 <Bastardly_One> so?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> still a cute story :P
49:00 <Excessive> k, 4 neurofens and the sero ........ I'll be out ov eet pretty soon-ish
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm going now 
50:00 <Excessive> k then cyah
50:00 <Bastardly_One> so, until later today *tips the hat*
52:00 <Skirmish> Nearly time to log off and get the morning routine going before home time.
52:00 <Excessive> kcu2
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> everybody was panda fighting
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> ba da da ba ba ba
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> and they were slowwwww as all shit
58:00 <Skirmish> 4 more days till my Birthday … which I will be spending at work.
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> wooooo yea bro ^5 Hap P. Birthday for then :P
59:00 <Skirmish> Fuck off you cheese merchant. 
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not going with my friend on her bday cause shes doin one of those booze bus things and im not 18 anymore hahahaha
59:00 <Excessive> ye .......... hippy bathday ........ if we don't get to talk b4 then
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> or FUCK
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm
00:00 <Skirmish> Cheers Excessive 
00:00 <Skirmish> Ok 5am time to get ready for home. 
01:00 <BlackDevil> ENID, OK—Reportedly seeking to indulge his twisted desires for the third time in as many nights, perverted 6-year-old Kyle Rogers entered his parents’ bedroom Tuesday night and directly asked if he could sleep with both of them
03:00 <Excessive> and with that ........... I'm orff too .......... l8ers \o.
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> eminem at 5am
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> = win
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> "Never have I dealt with anything more difficult than my own soul." how great a quote is that
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> Jackie Cogan: You ever kill anyone?
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> Driver: No.
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> Jackie Cogan: It can get touchy-feely.
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> Driver: Touchy-feely?
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> Jackie Cogan: Emotional, not fun, a lot of fuss. They cry. They plead. They beg. They piss themselves. They call for their mothers. It gets embarrassing.
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> Jackie Cogan: I like to kill them softly, from a distance. Not close enough for feelings. Don't like feelings. Don't want to think about them.
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> man I wish i were a hitman haha
27:00 <Lumeah> Morning all :p
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> mornink
33:00 <simba> Hahahahahahahaha.
44:00 <BlackDevil> Lawsuit filed in fatal bus crash against FedEx, charter bus co. seeks $100 million in damages
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> HERCULEEEEEEEE
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk sake
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk u telstra
05:00 <Lumeah> Aww 
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> some fool had been riding my connection using my dl
06:00 <Lumeah> Crap
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> all good
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> just want to be gaming with the clan i joined
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> la la i just wana go pay bills ffs
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> always feels good to pay them :P
17:00 <Lumeah> Does it. Lol
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> yup
22:00 <Lumeah> :) 
33:00 <BlackDevil> have you ever pee on yourself Lumeah?
34:00 <Lumeah> Lol.. Wha?  In what context? :p  have u? 
35:00 <Lumeah> No not generally black.. Have u? 
37:00 <Lumeah> Nice dude... 
38:00 <Lumeah> Slick... 
45:00 <BlackDevil> men pee on themselves a lot
46:00 <Lumeah> Shouldn't. :p
47:00 <Lumeah> Not ya hole bladder anyways 
48:00 <BlackDevil> no, my penis is so big there is always dribble
51:00 <Lumeah> And you're telling me this cuz? 
51:00 <BlackDevil> because girls like big penises
52:00 <Lumeah> And your angle was to start by asking me if i peeded myself?......? 
57:00 <BlackDevil> yea because i want to know how big your penis is
59:00 <Lumeah> Mate if i had a penis. I'd be wanking it :p. 
00:00 <Lumeah> Lol you scared off piety. :p
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> good
04:00 <Lumeah> Lol
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
06:00 <Lumeah> What's your asl black? 
09:00 <BlackDevil> 13/f/syd
10:00 <Lumeah> With a big penis? You poor thing 
10:00 <BlackDevil> more like a gift
11:00 <Lumeah> Lol as a 13 year old girl?  Dought it. Better go to Thailand and be a lady boy. 
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
57:00 <Fez> Hi
57:00 <Rak> morning
13:00 <Lumeah> Morning people 
15:00 <Rak> morning Lumeah
20:00 <TheHolyGrail>  yes, teh royal family have landed in Australia!  All stand up and bow !
20:00 <BlackDevil> havnt them been in australia?
20:00 <BlackDevil> they
20:00 <TheHolyGrail> they are in Australia
21:00 <BlackDevil> so they been
21:00 <TheHolyGrail> obviously
21:00 <BlackDevil> so they haven't just landed
21:00 <TheHolyGrail> did you pay your respects?
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahh yeah
21:00 <TheHolyGrail> good,  now go bow to them
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> I thought, fuck this if im paying rent n 35 shipping fee I forgot about, im buying bourbon.
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahehehehe
21:00 <TheHolyGrail> they are superior people
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> now to get BlackDevil drunk
23:00 <BlackDevil> halfway there
23:00 <BlackDevil> but thanks for the support
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> wait
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not truly supporting untill I drink
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> and so pandas wandered off like an idiot to drink, like an idiot
25:00 <Fez> Whats the haps rak
26:00 <BlackDevil> already on my second 40
27:00 <Fez> Whos drunk
27:00 <BlackDevil> http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/qC0QUsg.jpg
28:00 <Fez> Id take her home to meet the parents
28:00 <Fez> Im.sure dad wouldnt mind
29:00 <BlackDevil> nope
29:00 <Lumeah> Morning rac
30:00 <Rak> enjoying the day off
31:00 <Rak> will go out for lunch somewhere then come back and have some wine and nap :D
31:00 <Rak> but i should mocha first
31:00 <Lumeah> Sounds lovely 
32:00 <Rak> i expect it will be
32:00 <Rak> what's everyone else up to?
32:00 <Fez> Nice plan
34:00 <Fez> Go get some scotch
34:00 <Fez> Might get hjs
34:00 <Fez> Do some online races later on
35:00 <Fez> Irc
35:00 <Rak> the burgers are better at hungry jacks
35:00 <Fez> I agree
36:00 <Fez> They have lettuce
36:00 <Fez> I fkn love lettuce
38:00 <Rak> and they have a burger with beetroot on it
39:00 <Fez> They still got $1 frozen cokes?
40:00 <Rak> i don't know.   i don't have a HJs near me :(
40:00 <Fez> Fuck man
40:00 <Fez> You out in the sticks?
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> but ya'll know how the game go
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> p's kicked in the door and guess who they came for
42:00 <Rak> inner west of sydney
42:00 <Rak> if anything there are far more maccas and HJs out in the sticks
42:00 <Fez> And no hjs. Id ring up and complain
43:00 <Fez> Wrong x. Lol
43:00 <Rak> hahaha
44:00 <Fez> :P
44:00 <Fez> Im SMRT!
50:00 <Lumeah> Am i a dirty little  boy trapped in a womans body?  Lol
50:00 <Lumeah> :p
52:00 <Fez> What
52:00 <Fez> Lol
52:00 <Lumeah> Nev mind. Lol
53:00 <Fez> How are u lume?
53:00 <Lumeah> Good at Morning tea. 
54:00 <Fez> F yea
54:00 <Fez> Whats on the menu
55:00 <Lumeah> Yoghurt nuts
55:00 <Lumeah> Cbf making tea
55:00 <Fez> Ah yer
59:00 <Pieter> I accidently slept walked into my flatmates bed whilst she was sleeping this morning
00:00 <Pieter> She hugged me instead of freaking the fuck out
00:00 <Pieter> wonder how awkward things are gonna be when she gets home :/
00:00 <Lumeah> Lol.. Lucky u. 
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> OK BLACKDEVIL
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> now
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> let's do this
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> and blame some irc person.
00:00 <Lumeah> Im going. Byes
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> bai lume :P
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> Okay now down to business
01:00 <Lumeah> :p piety
01:00 <Fez> Play games
02:00 <Fez> Play uno
02:00 <Q{{> play doctor and nurses
03:00 <Q{{> me doctor, u trannie nurse fez
03:00 <Fez> Ill be a power ranger
04:00 <Q{{> oh doctors and nurse is not ur thing
04:00 <Q{{> i play captain planet 
04:00 <Fez> Ok
04:00 <Q{{> u can be the reporter chick on captain planet fez
04:00 <Q{{> if u want
04:00 <Fez> Nah
05:00 <Fez> Ill be a nunja turtle
05:00 <Fez> Ninja
05:00 <Q{{> i be the rat
06:00 <Fez> Master splinter
06:00 <Fez> Yeee
06:00 <Q{{> bit soft fez, more training is needed
06:00 <Fez> Its not doctors and nurses bro
06:00 <Q{{> need to feed u more grain
08:00 <Q{{> sensei can feel suppleness of gakusei body
08:00 <Q{{> that is ok
11:00 <Fez> I just cleaned my ears
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was gonna play games
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> but the clan i joined is on fb talkin the funniest shit
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> and i instigated it :/
27:00 <Q{{> http://www.theage.com.au/lifestyle/life/how-to-be-a-modern-gentlewoman-no-fake-tan-fat-talk-or-knickers-in-packets-20140424-3758z.html
28:00 <Q{{> If single, she pays her own way, unless a prostitute, and provides her own Durex, whether a prostitute or not.
28:00 <Q{{> Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/life/how-to-be-a-modern-gentlewoman-no-fake-tan-fat-talk-or-knickers-in-packets-20140424-3758z.html#ixzz2zlMs5KPH
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> you must be used to me spendin, and all that sweet wining and dining, well im fucking you tonightt
54:00 <BlackDevil> Jodie Foster married her girlfriend ... no big deal
55:00 <Q{{> there goes my chance
57:00 <Q{{> shread all her documents
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> shred you
57:00 <Q{{> wait...the marriage may not work out
57:00 <Q{{> no thx PandasDontDrive 
57:00 <Q{{> that is too kinky for me by far
58:00 <Q{{> thx for the offer anyway
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
06:00 <Q{{> Ana_Ng, got not time for me
06:00 <Q{{> Ana_Ng, got too many bf to attend to
10:00 <Q{{> http://www.theage.com.au/money/investing/bond-fans-snap-up-spy-toys-20140422-370t6.html
11:00 <Q{{> ana_ng hardly ever chat with me
11:00 <Q{{> i think coz she is shy
11:00 <simba> New ISP
11:00 <Q{{> abit imtimidated by me
12:00 <Q{{> congrats simba 
12:00 <Q{{> is it working well
12:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> why would she be intimidated by you?
12:00 <simba> ill have 2 test it out
12:00 <Q{{> coz im a bit forwarded
13:00 <Ana_Ng> sorry Q
13:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> doubt anyone would be intimidated by you
13:00 <Q{{> kind oof put her on the spot
13:00 <Q{{> :D
13:00 <Q{{> :o
13:00 <Ana_Ng> my only boyf right now is the laundry room
13:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> there's a difference between made feeling uncomfortable and intimidated Q{{ 
13:00 <Q{{> what happened to the rest, Ana_Ng 
14:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't know
14:00 <Ana_Ng> i am hiding from them
14:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> eaten by polar bears
15:00 <Q{{> so he is doing laundry for u, Ana_Ng?
15:00 <Ana_Ng> no
16:00 <Ana_Ng> i am alone in the launderies
16:00 <Q{{> what kind of undies he got
17:00 <Ana_Ng> uh
17:00 <Ana_Ng> just my laundry
18:00 <Adonis> lol
19:00 <Q{{> if i got a bf, i buy him lots of tiger stripe undies
19:00 <simba> dont
19:00 <simba> dont speak like that
20:00 <Ana_Ng> when you get married do you have to do your spouse's laundry?
20:00 <Adonis> lol
20:00 <Q{{> why, whats the problem
20:00 <Ana_Ng> that might be a dealbreaker
20:00 <Q{{> and i would get him to practice yelling out like Tarzan
20:00 <Ana_Ng> that would be nice
21:00 <Q{{> i would do my wifes laundry if shes tired of it
21:00 <Q{{> i would give her a break
21:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10170996_255148944689292_3988845991792306784_n.jpg
21:00 <Q{{> but that wouldnt be necessary
22:00 <Q{{> coz we would have a french maid
22:00 <The_Baron> you can't pay maids in monopoly money though
23:00 <Q{{> very true The_Baron 
23:00 <Ana_Ng> i see men who've never done laundry in their lives
23:00 <The_Baron> I seen women who never done laundry in their lives as well
23:00 <The_Baron> what of it?
24:00 <Ana_Ng> it's pathetic
24:00 <The_Baron> I suppose
24:00 <The_Baron> I don't mind doing laundry
24:00 <Ana_Ng> some were my roommates and nearly broke my washer dryer
24:00 <Ana_Ng> cramming it to the tope
24:00 <Ana_Ng> top
25:00 <The_Baron> the only part I loathe is folding clothes
25:00 <The_Baron> other than that
25:00 <The_Baron> mneh
25:00 <Q{{> dont fold
25:00 <Q{{> just hang
25:00 <The_Baron> can't hang everything
25:00 <Ana_Ng> i prefer to hang, but don't have enough space
26:00 <The_Baron> same
26:00 <Q{{> geez how much clothes u got
26:00 <Ana_Ng> very few for a female
26:00 <Ana_Ng> why don't you ask how small my closet is
26:00 <The_Baron> my wifes clothes actually take up all the closet space we got
27:00 <Q{{> how small is ur closet Ana_Ng 
27:00 <Ana_Ng> <---- yay big ----->
27:00 <Q{{> how many ppl can it fit?
27:00 <Ana_Ng> one small person
28:00 <Q{{> that is tiny
28:00 <Q{{> what up with that
28:00 <Q{{> why u pick a place like that
28:00 <Ana_Ng> because of other things
28:00 <Ana_Ng> not going to pick a place only based on the closet
29:00 <The_Baron> fuck I must be bored
29:00 <The_Baron> talking about laundry and fucking closets
29:00 <Q{{> u want to make some space for urself The_Baron 
30:00 <Ana_Ng> http://i.imgur.com/RvaUdEd.jpg
30:00 <Q{{> can u get rid of some of her clothes?
30:00 <Ana_Ng> that's one of the views from my place
30:00 <The_Baron> where's that?
31:00 <Q{{> im going to las vegas next week
32:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> i bet that's midnight in Alaska during different times of the year
32:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> :D
32:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah it's probably somewhere between 11pm and midnight
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn woop woop woop
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> next week so excittttttedddddd
42:00 <Fez> Hi
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> Fezzz :P
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup rubber duck :P
44:00 <Fez> Dafug
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> Daft Pug
46:00 <Fez> I like beagles
47:00 <simba> daft pug and the beagles
48:00 <Fez> Beagle ray cyrus
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck me
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> LMAO
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> ROFL
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Beagles feat. Kanye West
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> 'All I wannis'
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> BOOZE NO MONEY FAT BOOTY HOES!
51:00 <Fez> The beaglehound gang
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> tupac - me and my girlfriend
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol fez
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> Beagle and the Nasty Crab Orchestra
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Philharmonic Orchestra plays Beagle: At Booze End
53:00 <Fez> Beagle folds five
54:00 <Fez> Reel big beagles
54:00 <Fez> Beagle idok
54:00 <Pieter> real steel
54:00 <Pieter> real beagle
54:00 <Fez> Beaglr joel
54:00 <Fez> Black eyed beagles
55:00 <Pieter> meet the beagles
55:00 <Fez> Beagle oyster cult
55:00 <Pieter> fuck the feebles
55:00 <Fez> Beagle m
55:00 <Q{{> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Vgk3dLdez8&feature=youtu.be
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tay Zonday - Chocolate Rain Chill Out Remix (Aug 27, 2007) 4:50 - Category: Music - 12,868 views - 58 likes (96.7%), 2 dislikes (3.3%)
55:00 <Fez> Bowling for beagles
55:00 <Pieter> puff beagle
55:00 <Fez> And so on
55:00 <Fez> Puff the magic beagle
56:00 <Fez> Beagle spears
56:00 <Pieter> star trek: the beagle generation
57:00 <Pieter> deep space beagle
57:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> Pieter is wittier than you all
57:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> lol
57:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> :)
59:00 <abc> aww the italian stallion left
59:00 <simba> Pieter is an ugly wrinkly old hard drug user!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
59:00 <DemonsRun> https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=467856223347460&id=100003692590624
59:00 <abc> lol
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Parov Stelar Shuffle (May 16, 2012) 5:11 - Category: Entertainment - 1,196,675 views - 10,637 likes (96.4%), 395 dislikes (3.6%)
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> @ fez
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> ace
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> Beagle plays the Empty Wine Bottles
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> Concerto by Beagle 'My Gf's Cat Shits On Me'
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb babes
05:00 <simba> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> bro
05:00 <simba> PandasDontDrive just switch to TPG internets
06:00 <simba> no more problems
06:00 <simba> like that one
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> ffs yer
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> tpg ey
07:00 <Fez> I use the beaglenet
07:00 <simba> yea u gotta stay away from optus/bigpond!!
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> check this out simba http://www.psylofashion.com/product-745-Off_Jacket.aspx
07:00 <Fez> National beagle network
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer im over bigpond, im going to ring them after lunch
07:00 <Fez> Nbn
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> n if they dont bend im cancelling my contract
07:00 <simba> decent jacket a bit thin 4 mine
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> does look thin as ey
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> still ordered um these pants
08:00 <simba> pants rule everything around me PREAM
08:00 <simba> 0,4 LIVERPOOL 4,0 LIVERPOOL
08:00 <simba> 4,0 LIVERPOOL 0,4 LIVERPOOL
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://www.psylofashion.com/product-68-Fused_Pecoa_Pants.aspx
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant wait to wear them out
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> n ordered wristbands
09:00 <simba> 4 tennis
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> these http://www.psylofashion.com/product-137-Ribbed_Wristband_14.aspx
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> dunno why they r under 'wristbands'
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> forgot to order plug for my ear
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> owe mum 35 cause i gave her the cash cause i dont have a credit card or debit, cause id go nuts spending, n the shipping is 35 lol
10:00 <simba> nice tennis glove
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> was gonna get this http://www.psylofashion.com/product-553-Solid_Tribal_Hook.aspx
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> forgot about it :/
12:00 <simba> those hard things around the wrist are gay 
12:00 <simba> listen 2 this
12:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/j2Gppa-8hMA
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Burial - Truant 720p (Jan 7, 2013) 11:49 - Category: Comedy - 6,309 views - 60 likes (98.4%), 1 dislikes (1.6%)
12:00 <simba> its good 4 u
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> i will when i get back from cig and song i just put on man
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> kk
12:00 <simba> u
15:00 <Pieter> like OMG
15:00 <Pieter> i just bought a ne thing called Cyclonmes
15:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> what Pieter ????
15:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> what that
15:00 <Pieter> it loks like a ocrnetto thought it was cide creamnm
15:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> cool
15:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> get it
15:00 <Pieter> but its a 4 cheeses microwav thing in a pita bed
15:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> *cool*
15:00 <Pieter> fucking best tasting thing ive eaten all yea
15:00 <Pieter> rmaybe the first
15:00 <Pieter> but still cbest :)
15:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> is this da first thing ya eat all year
16:00 <simba> thats easy 2 say when u live off maccas
16:00 <Pieter> ok a pizza in a cornetto cone
16:00 <Pieter> cylender
18:00 <simba> Pieter offers a small erection to a passed out female every weekend - that's his guarantee
19:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/1398308238670.jpg
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> GET CRAZY WITH THE CHEESE WHIZ!
19:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> that's sea slug slader, simba 
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> sooooaaarr
19:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> slander*
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> k i will listen to it now shimumba
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> *drive by body pierce!*
19:00 <simba> Hahahahahahahahahahaahaha.
22:00 <simba> legalise gay HANGINGS
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> baby its cold
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> when lights dont glow
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> slow
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> bah
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> THERE'S NO HELL, NOOOOO
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> legalise fucking hangings
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> this song rules simba The Walker Brothers - The Electrician
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
26:00 <simba> r u listening 2 burial w/ headphones
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> oo dis is chill beat
26:00 <simba> if not y not
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> had to unplug n plug in by laptop
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think ima lay down now
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> bbs
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> IF SNOT WHY BOT?
27:00 <simba> that walker bros track is hell slow!!!!!!!!!!!
28:00 <mattyd> his a cunt
28:00 <simba> Fried Rice
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> it gets way good
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> i had to sit up or i'd have fallen asleep
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> this is great though
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> least its not binary beats
30:00 <mattyd> i think all u hear on the PC is the binary beats
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> this track has me wanting to watch Changing Lanes with Sam L Jackson
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> a.k.a. Samuel Motherfuckin' Jackson
31:00 <mattyd> round ere his nik name is sloppy seconds
31:00 <mattyd> SS for short
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> who
31:00 <mattyd> sammy boi
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> whom
31:00 <mattyd> the black guy
32:00 <mattyd> on the movie
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> did you know that Picard is made entirely of cheddar?
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> 99 percent, 1 percent retarded
32:00 <mattyd> whats the expiry on that fella
32:00 <mattyd> 2 weeks after opening
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> none :/
32:00 <mattyd> dam
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wanna see Haunted House 2
32:00 <mattyd> could go a toasted sanga!!
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> but i cant dl atm so cant dl the first one till monday
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> some fagshit got on my network
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> last time i called id used 53 gig
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> week later its over the limit
39:00 <simba> lol
39:00 <simba> unlimited rules 
40:00 <BlackDevil> 6.7-magnitude earthquake strikes Vancouver Island in British Columbia, Canada
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucking telstra
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'll be stern with them next time I call
41:00 <Doodle> you cant blame earthquakes on telstra
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk wish loren would hurry up
42:00 <doctor> I blame the Earth
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> YOU CAN BLAME UNWANTED PREGNANCY ON TELSTRA
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> can't blame the Earth
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> for an earthquake
42:00 <simba> u cant make friends with telstra
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> you dont win friends with bigpond
43:00 <simba> im a cyber terrorist
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> I swear, one of these days I will find Kermit in his Bigpond and choke that green-skinned motherfrogger!
43:00 <simba> i remember some guy like 10+ years ago now was [email protected] and i thought that was the coolest thing ever
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> LMAO
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> my hotmail
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> first one was [email protected]
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was thinkin about when clinton cheated
44:00 <doctor> [email protected]
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> so yer reference to his pole smoked in the oval office
44:00 <simba> lol
44:00 <simba> mine were horribly gay shit from when i was 11
45:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/M-OrMj6NJRk
45:00 <doctor> that's not a nice thing to say about your 11 year old self
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kode9 - Swarm (Aug 21, 2012) 4:44 - Category: Music - 3,067 views - 49 likes (98%), 1 dislikes (2%)
45:00 <simba> i was gay ok
45:00 <simba> its a part of growing up
45:00 <simba> being gay
45:00 <doctor> you had feelings back then too
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> bbs
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> fapping a smoke
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> excuse me
48:00 <simba> clown cum
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> I have one thing to say
48:00 <doctor> I often look forward to reading the spam I get in my email, it's one of the highlights of my day
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> besides that
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49:00 <PandasDontDrive> pErFoRmIng OrAl SeX ON PiGz pErFoRmIng OrAl SeX ON PiGz pErFoRmIng OrAl SeX ON PiGz pErFoRmIng OrAl SeX ON PiGz pErFoRmIng OrAl SeX ON PiGz pErFoRmIng OrAl SeX ON PiGz pErFoRmIng OrAl SeX ON PiGz pErFoRmIng OrAl SeX ON PiGz pErFoRmIng OrAl SeX ON PiGz pErFoRmIng OrAl SeX ON PiGz pErFoRmIng OrAl SeX ON PiGz pErFoRmIng OrAl SeX ON PiGz pErFoRmIng OrAl SeX ON PiGz 
49:00 <doctor> "Your email was selected among the ten lucky people giving the opportunity of becoming rich and popular by joining the great Illuminati network for more details please contact email ([email protected] ) for more details."
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> thank you
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> you have been a wonderful clowndience.
49:00 <simba> my spam just goes to 'Promotions' and i never have to see it, thank u google mail
49:00 <simba> pErFoRmIng OrAl SeX ON PiGz 
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> My spam
51:00 <doctor> check it out sometimes, you might find that you've been invited to join the Illuminati like myself
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> Two internet spams slapped round with a trout, round with a trout, fuck am I on about?
51:00 <Q{{> google bots knows, taps nose
51:00 <simba> im illuminati
52:00 <simba> http://www.itanimulli.com/
53:00 <doctor> my god...
53:00 <simba> Spooky.
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> hope this doesnt use much data
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> shimumba
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> get ready for VELVET ACID CHRIST
54:00 <simba> no
54:00 <simba> no phucking phreax
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> this is for you
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCDrWtWpXPc
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Velvet Acid Christ - Slut (Apr 2, 2007) 6:43 - Category: Music - 287,091 views - 1,429 likes (96.9%), 46 dislikes (3.1%)
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love the girls lyrics
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> infact
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> play it now
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima play it
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> bbs
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> bet no chick would root to this lol
58:00 <cYbR> i know at least one who would :3
58:00 <cYbR> whether it'd be worth it... hmm
03:00 <simba> u
04:00 <Q{{> it be worth it
04:00 <Q{{> :D
04:00 <Q{{> get back into pm cYbR !
04:00 <simba> lol
04:00 <cYbR> no i mean, the chick I know aint too good lookin ;D
04:00 <Q{{> ohh too bad then
04:00 <simba> i think i know the type... scraggy, pale, probably blonde,,
04:00 <Q{{> better luck next time
04:00 <Ana_Ng> i'm sure ur a prize
05:00 <cYbR> slightly spherical.
05:00 <simba> oh spheres are cool
05:00 <cYbR> <-- bloke
05:00 <Q{{> thats ok, blokes are even more fun
06:00 <cYbR> :) yes they are
06:00 <cYbR> PandasDontDrive, how'd you get onto Velvet Acid Christ? if you don't mind my prying
06:00 <simba> thats what those guys were listening to in the 90s
06:00 <simba> dark times
07:00 <Ana_Ng> My First Casio®
08:00 <Q{{> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl73opOVFYQ&feature=youtu.be
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: House Of The Rising Sun- Tommy Emmanuel (Nov 29, 2011) 5:00 - Category: Music - 18,585 views - 109 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
09:00 <cYbR> nah Dare to be Different is where its at
10:00 <Q{{> I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom.
10:00 <Q{{> I can hardly walk but my farts smell awesome.
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> so relaxed
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol cYbR
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> I know plenty whom would
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh fk me bluray player on FuckBox one needed an update
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> im thinking fuck u i cant waste data you data whore
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> actually
12:00 <cYbR> joys of aussie internet right
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> brilliant idea i just had
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> gonna ring them ask for 10gig more data
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> n they can charge me for it.
12:00 <cYbR> who are you with?
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> maybe 20
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> bbs
15:00 <xm> brilliant idea. smooth talk them into giving you 100GB and not pay a cent
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk it i can afford it
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> im just gonna smooth it, blackmail likes
16:00 <xm> why are you with Bigpond?
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> bet you i come back with 200-250 gig for about twelve more than im paying a month 
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> they have awesome speeds
16:00 <xm> how fast?
16:00 <xm> do they paint your copper lines red
17:00 <cYbR> ^ big pond
17:00 <xm> they have very good autoreconnection speeds
21:00 <simba> What's Happening
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> 15 min wait my arse
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> with this suicidal music
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> wonder if anyone has killed themselves waiting for some phillipono telstra serice bitch to pick up
23:00 <simba> PandasDontDrive r u paying over 50 bux a month for 100gb or less
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh no wait
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> that was Romper bro
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> he fell in love.
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> 88
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> i need a better plan
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> with someone else
24:00 <cYbR> i just moved into a place right next door to an exchange... got unlimited net. My life has changed.
24:00 <simba> yea thats horrible
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude
24:00 <cYbR> $60
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> if u know better fkn ring or pm me
24:00 <simba> the 1 i am on now is 50 bucks for unlimited... just switch to TPG
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> so i can set it up
24:00 <cYbR> yep TPG :)
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> PM ME
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk
24:00 <simba> call them and be like "save me!!!!!!"
24:00 <simba> i was on 60 bux a month for 200gb before which is ok but not good enough in this day and age
26:00 <simba> and thats the bottom line cos ChanOP said so
26:00 <druff> you got told by chanop, lol
27:00 <simba> im one with ChanOP
27:00 <druff> you are chanop!
28:00 <simba> wow just rebooted after deletings system32 my shit is so fast now
29:00 <cYbR> mate I formatted my system32 drive, PC was so much faster
29:00 <BlackDevil> i deleted my system32
29:00 <BlackDevil> saved A LOT of hard drive space
31:00 <simba> http://www.flappyparty.com/?room=Cosmo
37:00 <cYbR> i got 4 :/
38:00 <Q{{> ^
38:00 <Q{{> just got back
39:00 <Q{{> thought cYbR got 4 simultaneous cyber pm
40:00 <Q{{> was in awe of his speed and stamina before i read on and realized
40:00 <cYbR> aaand just got 8 :>
41:00 <Q{{> well if ur that young 8 wont be enuf
41:00 <simba> Q.... wtf
41:00 <cYbR> lolwut
41:00 <simba> i got 4
41:00 <cYbR> you need to visit sexnet iRC methinks
42:00 <Q{{> it exists?
42:00 <Q{{> :o
42:00 <Ana_Ng> this isn't sexnet?
42:00 <Q{{> irc utopia heaven?
42:00 <cYbR> irc.sexnet.org...
42:00 <Q{{> they have real ppl or most bots and gays?
43:00 <cYbR> who knows? why don't you find out for us xD
43:00 <Q{{> last one there is a rotten egg, Ana_Ng 
46:00 <simba> a rutten egg
48:00 <^pilot^> Josh 
01:00 <BlackDevil> who seen the new avril video?
04:00 <Serenity> no one over the age of 11
07:00 <Doodle> me
08:00 <Doodle> i prefer it to everything else she has ever done
08:00 <Doodle> sezzits like she ingested kyary pamyu
09:00 <Serenity> :o really?
09:00 <Doodle> yeh lol
09:00 <Doodle> go watch it
09:00 <Serenity> ok
10:00 <Serenity> is it the hello kitty one
10:00 <Doodle> yep
10:00 <Doodle> brb cleaning car still
10:00 <Serenity> jeez
11:00 <partay> Doodle: Come was my cars. I will pay you in cans of bourbon 
11:00 <Serenity> its like lollipop meets dubstep meets jpop meets mdma
12:00 <simba> dubstep
22:00 <simba> pic i took of bastardly one last night https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/v/t1.0-9/62658_535758389784660_1036737408_n.jpg?oh=152f8d8dee1b56fbcdf4f313b23955a1&oe=53D4476B&__gda__=1405231187_e37b339b5186b9ef2e401154f401f521
26:00 <partay> excuse my naivety but is that really B1? 
27:00 <cYbR> i think it is B2
27:00 <beehhh> Lucky country my arse
28:00 <partay> I thought B1 was a fat fucker?
28:00 <beehhh> hes right opposite
29:00 <beehhh> thought I'd be so lucky living there but the system had to delete me out
29:00 <beehhh> curse ya
30:00 <simba> partay you dont think the guy in the pic is fat?
30:00 <partay> Speaking of 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> highly doubtful ... but afternoon 
31:00 <simba> i dont think Bastardly_One is as fat as that
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... what?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> for the record I wish I had fat
31:00 <simba> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/v/t1.0-9/62658_535758389784660_1036737408_n.jpg?oh=152f8d8dee1b56fbcdf4f313b23955a1&oe=53D4476B&__gda__=1405231187_e37b339b5186b9ef2e401154f401f521
31:00 <partay> We're just making fun of your hat
32:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
32:00 <Bastardly_One> who's that?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> he is a bit fat 
32:00 <beehhh> change to pension, green sending flours to politicians
32:00 <Bastardly_One> his beard is better than mine 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd show a pic but it tends to end up all over the place in bad urls
33:00 <Ana_Ng> just pm me then
33:00 <Ana_Ng> oh gosh i wasn't serious, nm
33:00 <partay> Bastardly_One: Like 4chan
34:00 <partay> Bastardly_One: Yah stop pming your pic 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, sorry ana
35:00 <Ana_Ng> you should have that removed
35:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
36:00 <Doodle> [15:11] <partay> Doodle: Come was my cars. I will pay you in cans of bourbon 
36:00 <Doodle> dont drink bourbon
36:00 <Peeking-Duck> come pick Me up for some cones
36:00 <Peeking-Duck> I need a heater
36:00 <Peeking-Duck> oil heaters are hard to get home on ze bus
37:00 <Doodle> lol i wont be able to fit an oil heater in my car
37:00 <simba> http://instagram.com/p/nJ4m4zPTMK/ USA ! USA ! USA !
38:00 <partay> Peeking-Duck: Your goose is cooked
38:00 <BlackDevil> like how he picked her up by her pussy and tits
39:00 <BlackDevil> not normally
39:00 <cYbR> hawt
39:00 <Peeking-Duck> QVACK!
39:00 <BlackDevil> and how the cop just stood there
39:00 <Doodle> http://oi58.tinypic.com/wkh285.jpg
39:00 <Doodle> in b4 rain
40:00 <Peeking-Duck> now I've a stupid question for you
40:00 <simba> sexy
40:00 <Peeking-Duck> do you rent or own?
40:00 <Doodle> who me?
40:00 <Peeking-Duck> ya
40:00 <partay> Doodle: You have a vag magnet car 
40:00 <Doodle> rent
40:00 <Peeking-Duck> h
40:00 <Peeking-Duck> phew!
40:00 <Doodle> lol not rly partay
41:00 <Doodle> girls dont like cars
41:00 <Peeking-Duck> that's the most revealing location shot yet
41:00 <Peeking-Duck> and I was gonna ask you why?
41:00 <Peeking-Duck> lol
41:00 <Doodle> why do i rent?
41:00 <Peeking-Duck> no
41:00 <cYbR> this is the real vag magnet http://i.imgur.com/cThrxn5.jpg
41:00 <Peeking-Duck> why you'd buy a unit
41:00 <Peeking-Duck> there
41:00 <Ana_Ng> why does anybody rent
41:00 <Doodle> oh right
41:00 <Ana_Ng> what a dumb question
41:00 <Doodle> cos its cheaper than having a mortgage?
42:00 <beehhh> Ana_Ng: fairbanks looks cool
42:00 <beehhh> nice uni too
42:00 <Ana_Ng> it's a good uni
42:00 <beehhh> i bet they have small class
42:00 <Ana_Ng> but not great in the winter
42:00 <beehhh> why? lot of polar bear
42:00 <Ana_Ng> well, -40
42:00 <Doodle> cYbR a daihatsu charade is not a vag magnet
42:00 <beehhh> damn cool
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, polar bears roam the grounds
42:00 <Ana_Ng> air quality that rivals Beijing
42:00 <beehhh> wine will warm me up
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and they go to school on mooses
42:00 <Ana_Ng> no polar bears in fairbainks
43:00 <Bastardly_One> LIES!
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and they ride to school on mooses
43:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
43:00 <Bastardly_One> can't trick Me
43:00 <beehhh> they have grazelie bears
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I've watched Northern Exposer
43:00 <Ana_Ng> yes they do
43:00 <simba> lmao
43:00 <simba> wine selfie
44:00 <cYbR> lol Doodle the daihatsu APPLAUSE sooo is.
44:00 <cYbR> that thing was turbo
44:00 <Doodle> close enough
44:00 <cYbR> it went sootootootoo
45:00 <Doodle> lol
46:00 <partay> Doodle: Knows to only get a 2 seater
46:00 <Doodle> yeah fuck people
46:00 <partay> Fuck everyone else
46:00 <partay> Snap
47:00 <Doodle> i should get a single seater next
47:00 <partay> Yah get an R1
48:00 <Doodle> nah
48:00 <Doodle> bac mono or something like that
49:00 <beehhh> they town reminds me of south park
50:00 <partay> A Ducati 996
50:00 <partay> You'd be a god 
51:00 <Doodle> not into bikes
51:00 <simba> stuff i bought today https://31.media.tumblr.com/2ea80266eed5114683ec0b2d8b068b13/tumblr_n26q0o17lN1qlfr5mo3_500.jpg
51:00 <partay> No bikes no bourbon. Do you like the wind on your vagina? 
52:00 <partay> simba: That all looks ghey 
52:00 <cYbR> that camera definitely looks as old as me
52:00 <simba> its kool stuff 
52:00 <Doodle> lol partay
54:00 <partay> simba: Tell me that stuff is for your mum 
54:00 <simba> no i cant because God said not to lie
55:00 <cYbR> i like everything but the macbook ;D
56:00 <cYbR> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49tpIMDy9BE
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shatter Me Featuring Lzzy Hale - Lindsey Stirling (Apr 23, 2014) 5:20 - Category: Music - 4,696 views - 21,429 likes (99.5%), 110 dislikes (0.5%)
07:00 <partay> Finally some sanity. Hello TheRon 
07:00 <TheRon> yeah right!
08:00 <TheRon> i like  beers
13:00 <partay> I haven't had a beer in over 18 months 
13:00 <TheRon> poor bastard
14:00 <cYbR> hexchat is sexy http://i.imgur.com/8p6Vhtm.png
14:00 <simba> kool
15:00 <partay> But I've drunk a lot of bourbon. 
15:00 <TheRon> getting primed for tomorrow
17:00 <simba> whats happening tomorrow gazza
18:00 <TheRon> beer and footy
18:00 <TheRon> 3 games tomorrow
18:00 <doctor> what time is beer oclock for you TheRon?
19:00 <TheRon> i'll eat first, so could be 10 am
19:00 <TheRon> 11 am
19:00 <doctor> i could do that quite comfortably
20:00 <simba> u rock
20:00 <doctor> i've limited myself to friday and saturday nights. start at around 3:30 and finish half a carton by 11
20:00 <simba> whoa the st kilda game is in new zealand
20:00 <TheRon> yeah
21:00 <doctor> looking to expand abroad
23:00 <TheRon> i bought two slabs today
24:00 <TheRon> wasn't sure the bottlo would be open tomorrow morning
24:00 <simba> ah yes st kilda played sydney there last year for the first time, now theyre playing lions
24:00 <simba> prob couldve used a bettre team
24:00 <TheRon> be a top game
25:00 <simba> brisbane were funny to watch v richmond
25:00 <simba> they r really slow
25:00 <simba> port v geelong now thats literally a top game!!!!!!
25:00 <TheRon> two attacking teams
26:00 <TheRon> geelong probably has the better defence
26:00 <cYbR> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEVdca9U9LM
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: We Like Sportz (Dec 30, 2008) 2:06 - Category: Comedy - 24,904,138 views - 87,372 likes (92.8%), 6,786 dislikes (7.2%)
26:00 <simba> thats how its been the games between us
27:00 <TheRon> has port beaten geelong since 2007??
28:00 <simba> no i think its 10 losses in a row
28:00 <simba> both teams are good at attacking each other but our defence has been bad, last couple of times it was better.. now we mite have our best chance
28:00 <simba> we need 2 bring back HOMBSCH
29:00 <simba> gang up on haw kins
29:00 <TheRon> don't play midgets against hawkins
29:00 <simba> hombsch is this young KPP that GWS let slip to us along with neade
29:00 <simba> them suckers
29:00 <simba> we should go with our tall back line again
30:00 <simba> even monfries mite b back
30:00 <simba> itll be a big 1
30:00 <TheRon> nice
30:00 <simba> hopefully the fucken sun is only out 4 the first half cos it kills us at our seats at teh oval!!!
30:00 <TheRon> having a toke for the game?
30:00 <simba> lol if i have some stuff then
30:00 <simba> Prob
31:00 <simba> cant buy 9 dollar heinikens again..,
31:00 <TheRon> rediculous
31:00 <TheRon> and it tastes like piss
31:00 <TheRon> loading up at a pub beforehand?
32:00 <simba> heiniken was the best 1 there tho, the other piss ones were 7 bux
32:00 <simba> idk what we will do
32:00 <simba> the place up the road from the oval has all these swanky gay pubs 
33:00 <simba> they need some dingy footy one
33:00 <TheRon> damn
33:00 <TheRon> a game of footy on probs get into melb around 3 and drink untill the game maybe get a bowl of chips or something
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, here I am 
34:00 <simba> yea they need a couple of nandos aroundthe groun
34:00 <Bastardly_One> forgot I was here
34:00 <TheRon> did you gout there to find yourself??
34:00 <TheRon> oh look, there you are
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Bonny works a van at the MGC and Skills
35:00 <Bastardly_One> poor bitch
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd be hard work
35:00 <Bastardly_One> afternoon TheRon
35:00 <Bastardly_One> how nice is it?
35:00 <TheRon> yes, it is!
35:00 <Bastardly_One> brace yourself
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I read it's 2 tonight
36:00 <TheRon> nice, thats good sleeping weather
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, it's alright for you normal folk
36:00 <TheRon> no need to put the slabs in the fridge then
36:00 <Bastardly_One> who sleep before people are starting to get up
37:00 <TheRon> shit forgot the bacon for tmorrows brekky
38:00 <TheRon> might have to go the cheese, egg and salami muffins instead
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm off to window shop for a tiny bit
40:00 <TheRon> but you only just got here
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and I'll be back in about an hour 
43:00 <doctor> try not to leave a mess next time
45:00 <TheRon> whats the tips this weekend
45:00 <FredFlinstone> dont bet
46:00 <TheRon> ok then
46:00 <simba> tips are easier than last week seemingly
47:00 <simba> collingwood probably
47:00 <TheRon> i think the pies
47:00 <TheRon> i mean i hope not
47:00 <simba> st kilda, freo, gold coast prob, west coast, sydney, adelaide, hawks.. port!!
47:00 <TheRon> i think carlton and geelong
48:00 <TheRon> west is in shit form too
48:00 <simba> i hope the dogs can get up
48:00 <TheRon> yes actually i tip the dogs
49:00 <TheRon> just realised its in melbourne
49:00 <simba> adelaide are happy going to etihad and dealing witht eams like that
49:00 <simba> but the dogs are pretty decent
49:00 <TheRon> if the dogs are any good they should beat adelaide
50:00 <simba> same with west coast
50:00 <simba> also 4:20 irl
50:00 <simba> now
50:00 <TheRon> nice
50:00 <TheRon> cheer
50:00 <simba> false alarm
51:00 <simba> top of the table clashes geelong port and liverpool chelsea !!!!!
51:00 <FredFlinstone> so you reckon the blues will win TheRon ?
51:00 <TheRon> yes i do
51:00 <FredFlinstone> wow
51:00 <FredFlinstone> I hope you are correct
51:00 <TheRon> you can only go on the previous round
52:00 <TheRon> carlton were good, west coast was shit
52:00 <Pieter> Bwhahahaha
52:00 <Pieter> I am me and theres nothing you can do about it !!!
52:00 <Pieter> :)))
52:00 <simba> west coast werent shit against us
52:00 <Pieter> Hi !
52:00 <Pieter> except for simba
52:00 <Pieter> :)
52:00 <simba> they were good, both teams got pretty tired
52:00 <simba> it was a mighty Slogf
52:00 <simba> slog
53:00 <TheRon> port were never in trouble really
53:00 <simba> im going 2 rewatch it l8r
54:00 <Skirmish> I knew you guys would want to know about this immediately. 
54:00 <TheRon> i should watch the geelong game again
54:00 <Skirmish> http://www.news.com.au/world/breaking-news/cannabis-use-can-damage-heart-of-young/story-e6frfkui-1226895097610
55:00 <simba> Lᴇɢᴀʟɪᴢᴇ Gᴀʏ Wᴇᴇᴅʟᴇ
56:00 <Skirmish> The myth is shattered. Weed is not harmless. 
56:00 <simba> lol nobody said weed was harmless
56:00 <simba> u probably got in 1 fight with 1 guy in 1 chatroom
56:00 <simba> now u went to news.com 2 try and prove them wrong
56:00 <simba> nice 1
56:00 <Skirmish> Come on it's the most used argument ever only second to "do you drink alcohol?"
56:00 <TheRon> it causes lung and throat cancer, and is a suspect cause of schitzophrenia
57:00 <simba> they probably mean its harmless compared to hard drugs
57:00 <simba> The myth is shattered.
57:00 <Rak> it has always been known weed was harmful to those still developing
58:00 <Skirmish> THE MYTH ... IS SHATTERED. 
58:00 <TheRon> i actually believe that people should have the right to fuck up their own body, so i'd legalise everything
58:00 <Skirmish> Share it with Loof when he comes online. He will defend weed to the death. 
58:00 <simba> yea
58:00 <simba> thats the way
59:00 <simba> poor Loof just wants people to understand but doesn't know the words
59:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: no because your tax dollars pay medicare which support out hospitals that all the fucked up people end up in.
59:00 <Skirmish> our*
59:00 <Rak> except that any harm that is coming to people using currently is still ending up in our healthcare system
00:00 <TheRon> we fuck up our bodies we got hospital govt pays, the kuna matata
00:00 <simba> people like loof are just mad because filth like cigarettes and coffee and alcohol are promoted and adored but cannabis is put down.. i am pretty sure those legalised drugs kill more than cannabis ever will
00:00 <Skirmish> Hospital resources are finite.  Heaven forbid you need the services and slip through the cracks of an overworked system. 
01:00 <Skirmish> I don't think coffee is killing anyone .... 
01:00 <TheRon> the juna matata
01:00 <simba> dont be silly
01:00 <Skirmish> You believe coffee is killing people? 
01:00 <simba> caffeine is a drug thats the point here obviously
02:00 <simba> dont be a silly
02:00 <TheRon> oh sorry are we being serious for a moment?
02:00 <Skirmish> Smiling releases drugs in your brain. Is smiling a drug? 
02:00 <simba> doesnt look like it TheRon
03:00 <TheRon> phew!!
03:00 <TheRon> i hate it when irc gets serious
03:00 <Skirmish> "Last night our dear friend Pieter OD'd on smiling. RIP Pieter. So suprising the meth didn't get you first."
03:00 <simba> whats the point of bringing up something semi serious if youre only going to crack lame jokes Skirmish....
03:00 <Skirmish> Because you put coffee in a group of drugs and said that the group kill more than weed smokers. 
04:00 <simba> Loof would be furious
04:00 <TheRon> i believe a leading cause of obesity is people being fat
04:00 <simba> no that was more one of the drugs that is promoted and adored ok
04:00 <simba> try 2 see the bigger picture..
04:00 <doctor> some stoners get like that Skirmish. i particularly hate the ones who rant about weed legalization but at the same time call for the banning of other drugs
05:00 <simba> i hope they dont legalise gay weed 
05:00 <TheRon> heroin is the one drug i wouldn't legalise
05:00 <Skirmish> doctor: It's a typical addiction response. Save your flavour at all costs and blame something else for the problems. I personally wouldn't care if I woke up tomorrow and booze, smokes and coffee were outlawed. 
05:00 <TwEEk> you guys seen palcohol?
05:00 <TwEEk> powedered alcohol
05:00 <TwEEk> apparently a new craze in the US
06:00 <Skirmish> Seen an article on it last night. 
06:00 <TwEEk> sounds kinda stupid to me - I like the taste of beer, bourbone etc
06:00 <Skirmish> People aren't looking for satisfying flavours anymore Tweek. They are just looking for the next high. 
06:00 <TwEEk> apparently its easy to make: maltodextrine, pour alcohol into it, squeeze/push through a siv
06:00 <TheRon> nothing beats the high of winning a premiership or 3
07:00 <TwEEk> winning a fight, im usually high for about 2 weeks :p
07:00 <doctor> I'm the opposite, I believe humans have the right to take what ever substance they want with out interference. Just some marijuana advocates come across as giant hypocrites to me
07:00 <TheRon> thats why gary ablett turned to drugs, he just never won a flag
07:00 <Skirmish> People don't drink because it's a unique and enjoyable taste to enjoy whilst relaxing with friends. They drink to rot their brain and other organs and get blind drunk because society says it's cool. 
08:00 <TwEEk> Skirmish, well when I was young, I got drunk.... not because it was cool, I just loved getting drunk and then hitting the nigh life
08:00 <TwEEk> seeing freinds, socialising, hitting on girls, dancing etc.
08:00 <Skirmish> Fucking the sluts. 
08:00 <TwEEk> I used the term "hitting on girls" and not "pcking up girls" as I wasn't that successful
08:00 <Skirmish> Not remembering. 
08:00 <TheRon> this one night i was on sambuca shots and ended up in hospital with a concussion
08:00 <TheRon> true story
08:00 <TwEEk> mind you - I had my fare share :p
08:00 <Skirmish> Going to the doctors once a month to get tested in case they were dirty slarts. 
09:00 <Skirmish> We've all been there ... except Loof, Beehhh and Pieter. 
09:00 <Skirmish> Maybe simba too. He used to be cool. Don't know what happened to him.
10:00 <simba> im kool
10:00 <simba> i think u got bad mail
10:00 <simba> maybe check ur filters
10:00 <Skirmish> No man ... you're not. I mourn your coolness as it cools deep in the earth. 
10:00 <TheRon> my mum reckons i'm cool
10:00 <simba> like u r some cool analyser, Skirmish.,.....,,
10:00 <Skirmish> RIP simba's coolness. 
10:00 <simba> u wear glasses man **Low Blow** **RealTalk**
11:00 <Skirmish> I am the guage by what all is judged.  Accept it. 
11:00 <TwEEk> :12 < Skirmish> Going to the doctors once a month to get tested in case they were dirty slarts.
11:00 <TwEEk> <==== STI FREE!
11:00 <simba> Pieter: out
11:00 <Skirmish> I wear glasses as I have a brain capable of handling the focused and unfiltered world around me. I am a stone in an ocean of leaves being swept away by no longer being cool. I shall ensure. 
11:00 <Pieter> 20 million dooooonnngg
11:00 <Skirmish> endure*
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> yay
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> no more telstra soon
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> woooo hooo
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> ty simba and cYbR <3
12:00 <TheRon> was it on the news?
12:00 <Skirmish> TwEEk: Me too!  Had some close calls though. 
12:00 <TwEEk> I've luckily never had an STI, with the exception of glandular fever which is 'technically' an STI
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> JAKE THE DOG AND FINN THE HUMAN
12:00 <TheRon> i called my dog herpes, the bastard wouldn't heel
12:00 <Serenity> i had the ultimate sti
12:00 <Serenity> children..
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> i had you
13:00 <TwEEk> hahahah Serenity 
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> couldnt get you off me
13:00 <Skirmish> Had a chick ring me few months after we hooked up to say she had the drip.  Raced to the doctors. All clear.  Got to sms her back and say "Was one of the dirty fuckers you met after me! WIN!"
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> still cant
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
13:00 <Serenity> im like herpes baby
13:00 <simba> Serenity u simpley rock
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> MIGHT HAVE TA STAB YA BABY!
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
13:00 <Skirmish> Chat later when I am at work
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> im so high on fkn pub squash
14:00 <TwEEk> im getting sick :(
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> even my mate was sayin he felt woozy
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> bwaaahahaha
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> aw bruv
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
14:00 <TheRon> icehouse - great southern land, yep already feeling like anzac day
14:00 <simba> You need a Sandwich from a Subway® Restaurant.
15:00 <TheRon> i already had subway
15:00 <simba> i might go get 1
15:00 <TheRon> i had a schnitzel sandwich
15:00 <TwEEk> is anyone doing anzac day stuff?
15:00 <TheRon> the fillet is better
15:00 <TheRon> brekky, cracking an early can and watching the footy
15:00 <simba> yep im going to kill people like the troops did
16:00 <TwEEk> simba: sure you are buddy, suyre you are
16:00 <TheRon> at fireworks with all the bangs i roll around on the ground yelling out "MEDIC!"
16:00 <simba> my heroes the troops
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> man
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> im gettin subway later
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> or goin to primo
20:00 <simba> im getting subway
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> i still have a thing for this chick ashlee there
21:00 <simba> the subway near me is drive thru now is this even a thing anywhere else?.
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> her n my mum get along so well
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> scares me
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> WOT
21:00 <TheRon> you putting on the hard sell on her?
23:00 <simba> PandasDontDrive has three inches of hard banana for any women
23:00 <TheRon> 2 or 4 legs?
25:00 <Q{{> 4, 2 real, 2 fakes
25:00 <Q{{> 2 rear legs are fakes
25:00 <TheRon> PandasDontDrive: i genuinely hope you get the leg over
25:00 <TheRon> all three in fact
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> damn you FuckBox
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> PLAY TROPIC THUNDER
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> I have less than three
26:00 <TheRon> ah no peg!
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> but sure, any woman but Picard's own wife
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> and the red head ;)
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> man that stirs him wild hahaha
26:00 <TheRon> sleeping with his wife?
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> disgusting
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's worse than imagining how a hooker feels being paid to fondle his pinto.
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> n that shit aint no cigar
27:00 <TheRon> those ain't bouys
28:00 <Q{{> http://flappy2048.com/
29:00 <Q{{> man i had the weirdest dream ever
29:00 <TheRon> you were in the biggest army the world has ever seen
29:00 <Q{{> dream of huge machines bigger than city blocks
30:00 <TheRon> marching as one on the road to the holy grail?
30:00 <Q{{> for transfer mind to another universe
30:00 <simba> i already linked 2 a better online flappy sorry Q{{
30:00 <Q{{> oh well
30:00 <TheRon> Q{{: i wated 10 secs of my life lookinh at that
30:00 <TheRon> wasted
31:00 <Q{{> ur not good at it then
31:00 <TheRon> i got a 10000 high score
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> stupid FuckBox wont play tropic thunder!
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> NEVER GO FULL RETARD!
33:00 <Pyro-> full mong!!
34:00 <TheRon> mongol as opposed to mongaloid
38:00 <TheRon> these pretzels are making me thirsty
42:00 <Ana_Ng> What is Kramer's first name?
43:00 <TheRon> cosmo
43:00 <Serenity> cosmos
43:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
43:00 <Ana_Ng> What is Elaine's last name?
43:00 <TheRon> bennis
43:00 <Q{{> whats my first name?
43:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz - Benes
44:00 <Ana_Ng> What is David's last name?
44:00 <Ana_Ng> boyfriend of Elaine
44:00 <TheRon> putty
44:00 <simba> putty
44:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz - Puddy
44:00 <Q{{> where are rogenous zone?
44:00 <simba> ur irc is laggin
44:00 <Ana_Ng> What is Estelle's last name?
45:00 <TheRon> costanza
45:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz 
45:00 <Pyro-> q: which sucks the most ever? .. a: seinfeld
45:00 <Ana_Ng> Pseudonym of the supposed importer/exporter George and Jerry were 'visiting' to 'accidentally' bump into a girl Jerry liked
45:00 <Pyro-> +show
45:00 <Serenity> ^^^
45:00 <simba> lol
45:00 <simba> art vandelay
46:00 <Ana_Ng> simba winz
46:00 <simba> someone make a proper bot that accumulates points
46:00 <Ana_Ng> points are for losers
46:00 <Ana_Ng> Pseudonym of the supposed importer/exporter George and Jerry were 'visiting' to 'accidentally' bump into a girl Jerry liked
46:00 <Ana_Ng> heh
46:00 <Pyro-> what.. like #trivia
46:00 <simba> u already asked that 1
46:00 <Ana_Ng> What is Yev Kasem's nickname?
46:00 <simba> see we need a bot 
47:00 <simba> soup nazi
47:00 <Ana_Ng> simba winz
47:00 <TheRon> what did sir francis drake do immediately before going off the fight the spanish amada??
47:00 <simba> lol #trivia is still up,,,
47:00 <Ana_Ng> boned liz
47:00 <TheRon> he played a game of lawn bowls
48:00 <Ana_Ng> thrilling
48:00 <TheRon> watch crackerjack to get that one
48:00 <Pyro-> good movie that one
48:00 <TheRon> yep sure is
48:00 <Ana_Ng> Who voiced George Steinbrenner?
48:00 <Pyro-> one i haven't revisited in too long
49:00 <TheRon> homebrew my arse, get that shit down to forensic
50:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: have i mentioned i play lawn bowls
50:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzt Larry David
50:00 <simba>  larry did
50:00 <Ana_Ng> competitively?
50:00 <TheRon> yes!
50:00 <Ana_Ng> are you 80?
50:00 <TheRon> no
50:00 <Ana_Ng> ok
50:00 <TheRon> mid 30's
50:00 <Ana_Ng> do you wear all white
51:00 <TheRon> no, it's mor elike coloured pj's now
51:00 <Ana_Ng> classy
51:00 <simba> his team is called Gazza and the Winners
51:00 <Ana_Ng> is the point to get your big balls closest to the little ball?
51:00 <TheRon> yep
51:00 <Ana_Ng> how many on a team?
52:00 <TheRon> 4 usually
52:00 <TheRon> but it could be 4 or 3 or 2 or 1
52:00 <Ana_Ng> oh ok
52:00 <Pyro-> i lived 2 doors down from a bowls club when i was 25 .. used to hire a club set of balls and roll up on my own for something to do whilst spending a lot of money on beers
52:00 <Pyro-> a few of the old blokes asked me to join their team, because i was actually pretty good
52:00 <Ana_Ng> do people play disc golf, or frolf there
52:00 <TheRon> thats how i do it
53:00 <Pyro-> but they played week nights (i worked night shift) or saturdays (i play cricket)
53:00 <TheRon> never seen it
53:00 <Ana_Ng> ok, pretty popular here, except it attracts underaged drinkers and sloppy bastids
53:00 <TheRon> the cricketers make the best recruits to bowls actually
54:00 <Ana_Ng> they destroyed one of our city parks, got banned
54:00 <TheRon> no word of a lie, my first bowl ever was a resting toucher
54:00 <TheRon> bloody wobbled out of the hand but it rested right nxt to the kitty
55:00 <TheRon> there's a lot of pussy jokes playing bowls
56:00 <gs69azza> i played cricket for nsw at one stage when I was kid, that was fun
58:00 <Q{{> i gonna check out this place
58:00 <Q{{> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9b/Windstone_Arch%2C_Valley_of_Fire.jpg
58:00 <simba> i didnt realise kevin spacey was hopper 
59:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlWZZSD4irM
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hopper explains the world (A Bug's Life) (Apr 29, 2006) 2:25 - Category: Entertainment - 282,649 views - 574 likes (96.8%), 19 dislikes (3.2%)
59:00 <simba> spacey owns
00:00 <TheRon> as soon as the power in my serve went playing tennis, i switched to bowls
02:00 <TheRon> simba, footy show tonight??
03:00 <simba> Sure
03:00 <simba> keen 4 marngrook tomorrow that show is hilarious
03:00 <TheRon> i usually just watch mailbag and then to bed to watch stuff on my tablet
03:00 <simba> "stuff" ;~)
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> SUBWAY BITCHES
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> What did the subway say to the face?
04:00 <TheRon> i watched footy classified last night, with jimmy bartel
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> SLAM DUNK!
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
05:00 <TheRon> is subway still fresh?
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's fresh ffs
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont get why people say it isnt
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> they get the shit in every day
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> throw it out twice a day
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> ffs
05:00 <TheRon> i was going for the chaser
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> subway RULZ
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> tho
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's a toss up between subway and cafe primo for dinner.
06:00 <TheRon> primo?
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> n im thinkin two fat ass subways
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer this place in adels
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> its like a poor mans restaurant
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
06:00 <TheRon> best meatballs in town?
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah bro
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> not by far
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> i tell u somethin man
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> if u were simba
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> id be sayin
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> shimumba
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> guess what baby lookn at you girl yum
06:00 <TheRon> goony goo goo??
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> im goin GREEK TOMORROW BRO!
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> went this italian restaurant last week
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> monday
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> ordered veal
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> shit was cut in slivers like 3mm thin bro
07:00 <TheRon> over cooked?
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> so i walked around the corner n hung out with my bff loren
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah just slices bro
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> like a shitty pub meal
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> n fkn expensive
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> wanted to throw it on the floow
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> floor.
08:00 <TheRon> send it back
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> you serve veal
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> you serve a fucking cutlet
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> not some shaved ham style shit
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah couldnt offend my mum and my mate was there too
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> so i walked off to lorens
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
08:00 <TheRon> "i'm not paying $30 for this shit!"
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shit
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> it was just under 30
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> i paid for out fucken dinner, they liked theirs
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wanted to put bullets in mine.
09:00 <TheRon> give it the gordon pamsay treatment
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> least mum's gonna pay for greek this public holiday bro lol
09:00 <TheRon> ramsay
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> you ever in adelaide TheRon
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> go port adelaide
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> to Hellenic Argo
10:00 <TheRon> not for years
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> and our mate that owns it Theo
10:00 <TheRon> and even then we just drove thru
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> he has a pizza restaurant nextdoor
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> woodoven
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> u can go in n still order from his restaurant ;)
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> BRO
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> WHAT AN IDEA
10:00 <TheRon> we have zagame's here 
10:00 <TheRon> it's nice
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> zagme's?
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> what's ur fav meal
11:00 <TheRon> a restaurant
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> i say meal not 'dish'
11:00 <TheRon> pretty sure it's a chain
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> mine's goat and potatoes
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahh ok
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea i dont like chains aye
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> cept subway
11:00 <TheRon> i like a thai chicken salad and then a lamb shank
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> n i dont mind cafe primo
12:00 <Lumeah> hey pandy
12:00 <Lumeah> hey the Ron
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> tthis one has a couple good chefs
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> etc
12:00 <TheRon> hello
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey sweetheart
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> how was work?
12:00 <Lumeah> :)
12:00 <Lumeah> lol crap.. lol
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> aw
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> didnt stretch enough?
12:00 <TheRon> handle anything big?
12:00 <Lumeah> nah i got stuff dones im just pissed at my self lol
13:00 <TheRon> my angel is the centerfold
13:00 <Lumeah> cool
13:00 <Lumeah> stretch?
14:00 <TheRon> thats why you should play sport, to stretch those muscles you don't get to stretch during the week
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk me
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> i gotta like
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> lume
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> i gave mum hundreds for these clothes right
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> n i forgot about the shipping charge
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> now i gotta give her 35 bux
15:00 <TheRon> damn
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> i feel like
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> I DIDNT REALISE
15:00 <TheRon> take her out for a nice meal at mendes
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> BE GLAD I ASKED U CAUSE I HATE CREDIT CARDS
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> bro
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> im paying for dinner tomoz or sat
16:00 <Q{{> i exercise all sexual positions
16:00 <TheRon> that works
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> n that shit at Argo always ends up over 200
16:00 <Q{{> so all my muscles get used
16:00 <TheRon> bugger the 35 then
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> hopefully my mate will come
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah im a good boy bro
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta pay rent
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> n owe her 50 so throw her the 35 later on tonight
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got lots of money
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo TheRon i actually want ur opinion
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> on a jacket i ordered man
17:00 <Lumeah> ohh strech
17:00 <TheRon> what a coincidence, lumeah i'm listening to elton john - the bitch is back
17:00 <TheRon> :)
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> kk?
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> I wanna know what a true blue aussie thinks
17:00 <TheRon> yeah because im right up on fashion
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://www.psylofashion.com/product-745-Off_Jacket.aspx
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> what u think
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> expensive right hahahaha
19:00 <TheRon> a little gay
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> what u think
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> a little gay
19:00 <Lumeah> you really think so TheRon?
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> metro?
19:00 <TheRon> metro is gay
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> well
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> im gonna be wearin that with these pants
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://www.psylofashion.com/product-68-Fused_Pecoa_Pants.aspx
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
19:00 <TheRon> to be honest i wouldn't wear it
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> why not
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> bro
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> i shop at fkn k mart
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> but i like style
20:00 <TheRon> i'm just not into fancy shit
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> not fancy
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> tell u what it is
20:00 <TheRon> like i said i'm th elast person you should ask about fashion
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's how your personality connects
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> with the article of clothing
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> im sure you have something that'd grab your eye
21:00 <TheRon> i'm very plain, just plain colours and simple design
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> and make you feel yeah that's me!
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> well Levis do have a great reputation
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> reminds me, gotta get some levis
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> man i got these skinny jeans from k-mart
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> so fkn good
22:00 <TheRon> i'm a very shorts/jeans and t-shirt kind of bloke
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea i love t shirts
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> not a big jacket person but in adels its gettin cold
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> n i love pants
22:00 <TheRon> i'm from ballarat
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> over shorts
23:00 <TheRon> you have nothing on cold
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> k
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> WELL AINT THAT SOME SHIAT!
23:00 <TheRon> FUCK YOU!
23:00 <TheRon> :)
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> from ballarat
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> but you aint there now are ya?
24:00 <TheRon> YES!
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> surprised ive never been there
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> i mean
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> i been out to fucking Burra
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> ffs
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
24:00 <TheRon> it's on the way to melb
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> as long as I never have to go through Horsham again
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> im happy
24:00 <TheRon> yeah you probably will
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha yer
24:00 <TheRon> i don't think they have a bypass
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> that place was boring
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> shit
25:00 <TheRon> i find bordertown just weird
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> i better get changed
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb
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