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00:00 <Liinda> ive had to fight my ex bf from stabbing himself with a knife before. great fun -.-
01:00 <ZeroDistance> i dont think suicide is selfish
01:00 <Liinda> Thats your opinion 
01:00 <ZeroDistance> I think that it's your right to choose
01:00 <Liinda> Yeah its your right to choose.
01:00 <ZeroDistance> and depending on your circumstance and state of mind
01:00 <ZeroDistance> if it's the right thing to do for you
01:00 <ZeroDistance> there's a forest in Japan
02:00 <Liinda> yep, some ppl just arent strong mentally enough to deal with life.
02:00 <ZeroDistance> every year approx say 80 people, they can only estimate the number, go into the forest and commit suicide to avoid shame
02:00 <ZeroDistance> they don't find all of the bodies, it's so dense, and in that climate bodies vanish fast
02:00 <ZeroDistance> I don't think it's just about being strong mentally
03:00 <Liinda> if only half of these people actually asked for help in some way, they could possibly be in a better place without leaving family behind blaming themselves for not knowing.
03:00 <Q{{> they do they keep scavengers there to rid of the body
03:00 <ZeroDistance> What if you have no way of changing your experience
03:00 <Liinda> its not that black and white, i know panadols. there's loads involved.
03:00 <ZeroDistance> cannot effect change at all no matter how hard you try
03:00 <ZeroDistance> should you accept your hell
03:00 <ZeroDistance> or spare yourself the pain.
04:00 <Liinda> but there are ways to deal with things, and i personally think suicide... doesn't fix things. its simply an exit.
04:00 <JimmyJack> anyone watch 60 minutes
04:00 <JimmyJack> those grannie kids
04:00 <JimmyJack> ?
04:00 <Q{{> what about ppl suffering from terminal illness
04:00 <JimmyJack> they should suicide
04:00 <Kynetic> maybe some onion
04:00 <ZeroDistance> I think you state it well
04:00 <ZeroDistance> but there are people
04:00 <Liinda> nawh jimmy i couldnt possibly watch it. :( my heart goes out to them
04:00 <JimmyJack> this new pope seems really cool
04:00 <ZeroDistance> and circumstances that you could never comprehend
04:00 <ZeroDistance> and suicide is the best thing for them.
04:00 <ZeroDistance> even one that used to chat here
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, he's not singing ... heaps good *lol*
06:00 <Liinda> okies sleepy time for me now
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and old enough to be as boring as they've become (in my opinion)
06:00 <Excessive> k niiiiiite
06:00 <Liinda> night all, happy easter, keepsafe xo
06:00 <Liinda> *keep safe
06:00 <Bastardly_One> nini Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda and back at ya 
06:00 <Crip> this track does bang
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I like the fact the drum pattern changes halfway through to a straight out digi pattern from the live sound at the start
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and the second build up
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and like I said, he's not singing 
07:00 <Excessive> "and on the other end of the circle, close to insanity, but not insanity, is unsanity"
08:00 <Bastardly_One> he can ruin a bit of their tracks with his delivery (imo)
08:00 <Liinda> xo
08:00 <Loof> two cocks touching
08:00 <Loof> over and over
08:00 <Loof> it's a song i'm writing
08:00 <Loof> that's all i've written so far
09:00 <Skirmish> You should be writing a song about how you got suckered into buying a plasma. 
09:00 <Crip> lol
09:00 <Bastardly_One> write a 6 min EDM backing track and you're set
09:00 <Loof> lol
09:00 <Crip> mmm plasma
09:00 <Bastardly_One> oh do you play Crip? or make?
09:00 <Loof> i love my tv, i wont here a bad word said about her
09:00 <Excessive> wiggle wiggle wiggle + afro hairdo 
09:00 <Loof> *it
10:00 <Loof> hear
10:00 <Crip> feel free to spell check for me
10:00 <Bastardly_One> *packs a cone
10:00 <Bastardly_One> we're not in America
10:00 <Loof> just cleaned my vape for the first time in like a year lol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and don't you have to go outside? if so, suck shit!
10:00 <Crip> ewww
10:00 <Loof> getting WAY more vapour now
10:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like cold
10:00 <Crip> loof, bad bong hygiene
11:00 <Loof> i know man :(
11:00 <Bastardly_One> My bong itself is disgusting
11:00 <Loof> that shit is sticky that came out
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the water is clean for once though
11:00 <Loof> no wonder i wasn't getting high any more
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but the pvc tube ... you could make 2kgs of hash out of that
11:00 <Loof> now i'm fucked up
11:00 <Skirmish> Loof: THC is sticky … I thought a long term addict like yourself would know that. 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if you'd like Fake Blood
12:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
12:00 <ZeroDistance> argh
12:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn telstra
12:00 <Bastardly_One> they're a bit poppy though good house
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme try one on ya
12:00 <Loof> how's this; EA locked need for speed rivals at 30fps
13:00 <ZeroDistance> EA shoot be shot
13:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> let me change that to way poppy
13:00 <ZeroDistance> shoot
13:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xKUiva2WSQ
13:00 <ZeroDistance> should*
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fake Blood - I Think I Like It (Official Video HD) (Apr 8, 2010) 3:04 - Category: Music - 2,786,454 views - 11,302 likes (96.8%), 369 dislikes (3.2%)
13:00 <Bastardly_One> but you might like them 
13:00 <ZeroDistance> i cant believe myself
13:00 <Bastardly_One> they're very ... pop 
13:00 <ZeroDistance> uno how when u ring and get fkn indian customer support ppl, u just want it over with
13:00 <Bastardly_One> but the tunes are decent 
13:00 <ZeroDistance> before you just want to die
13:00 <ZeroDistance> forgot to have my p/w reset
14:00 <Loof> iinet are fucking useless
14:00 <Loof> i know more about the bob2 than the highest level support now
14:00 <Loof> useless cunts
14:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
14:00 <Skirmish> Your tv is fucking useless.
14:00 <ZeroDistance> i could understand support for a while but then her accent was too much and became muddled
14:00 <ZeroDistance> stupid Hun bitch
14:00 <Loof> hate that shit
15:00 <Loof> least iinet is aussies
15:00 <ZeroDistance> she did help me tho
15:00 <Loof> tpg was those latino asian sounding fuckers
15:00 <ZeroDistance> ilu international person that can be bothered doing a job people here dont want to do
15:00 <BlackDevil> 7.8 magnitude earthquake strikes off eastern coast of Papua New Guinea, USGS says
15:00 <Loof> could never guess where they are
15:00 <Skirmish> TSUNAMI!
15:00 <ZeroDistance> if they brought the call centers back here
15:00 <ZeroDistance> they'd prolly collapse
16:00 <Loof> nobody cares about 99% of what you have to say blackdevil. there's a newsflash for you
16:00 <ZeroDistance> here's me flashing all of you my arse
16:00 <ZeroDistance> baboom
16:00 <ZeroDistance> my tummy feel sick
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I love this dude
17:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLXpq2aFuhM
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bin Laden - Immortal Technique (HD) (Jul 11, 2010) 3:27 - Category: Music - 228,280 views - 1,546 likes (97.4%), 42 dislikes (2.6%)
17:00 <Picard> good hope your internal organs are bleeding
17:00 <Bastardly_One> this is with KRS One and Chuck D
17:00 <Bastardly_One> this is commercial for Immortal Technique
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yo
17:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
18:00 <Loof> b1
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof
18:00 <BlackDevil> so no one is australia felt the earthquake?
18:00 <Loof> who are you talking to man?
18:00 <[Maverick]>  <Loof> least iinet is aussies
18:00 <Picard> earthquake?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> the voices in My head
18:00 <Picard> where are u
18:00 <[Maverick]> they have a call centre in South Africa 
18:00 <BlackDevil> yea
18:00 <Loof> i got an aussie
18:00 <Loof> last call
18:00 <BlackDevil> the 7.8 nears papua
18:00 <Bastardly_One> crip kind of ... but mainly myself
18:00 <Loof> *shrugs*
18:00 <Defunct> if all becoming is a great ring then
19:00 <Crip> :)
19:00 <Picard> tsunami coming
19:00 <BlackDevil> queensland might of felt it
20:00 <BlackDevil> The Pacific Tsunami Warning Center said a tsunami warning was in effect for Papua New Guinea and the Solomon Islands.
20:00 <Picard> might drown a few boat people
20:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgcCvGdXAxg
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Immortal Technique Dance With The Devil [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO] (Jul 6, 2009) 6:50 - Category: People and Blogs - 207,921 views - 1,281 likes (98.2%), 24 dislikes (1.8%)
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that's more his style of delivery ... less commercial 
21:00 <Defunct> The German army in WW2 under Hitler never lost a battle. until they fought the 'rats of tobruk'
21:00 <Defunct> and the Japanese, until the battle of Milne
21:00 <Loof> people just talking to themselves
21:00 <Loof> great
21:00 <Loof> 3 different convos
21:00 <Defunct> Australians. Stopped the tide!
21:00 <Loof> each convo has 1 person
22:00 <Skirmish> Defunct: It is a little known fact and yes you are correct
22:00 <BlackDevil> i got 20 mins to poo
22:00 <ZeroDistance> ohi needa pee
22:00 <Bastardly_One> A man has gone to hospital after a bizarre sex game went wrong leaving him with 6 toy horses stuck up his arse.
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Doctors have described his condition as stable
22:00 <ZeroDistance> so sick of peeing
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, ffs ... same
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and I never needed one until someone said it 
23:00 <ZeroDistance> i just want to skull cola k!
23:00 <Skirmish> You’ve got teh diabetes.
23:00 <Bastardly_One> *goes off for a piss*
23:00 <ZeroDistance> *same*
23:00 <Saemon> thats why you get a jug
23:00 <Saemon> so pissing becomes eaiser
23:00 <Saemon> and less a task
23:00 <ZeroDistance> ^
23:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> nope, the way food is making me tired and the way I pee you'd think so 
23:00 <ZeroDistance> yuck man
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but the machine and strips says no!
23:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ... I really need a piss bad now Pandas mentioned it
23:00 <Saemon> why is it yuck?
23:00 <Skirmish> You said it was an old machine. See your doctor. 
23:00 <Saemon> pee is actually sterile
24:00 <Bastardly_One> old as in not her new one but it's barely a year old 
24:00 <Excessive> yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh .......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEAW1fqiq1I
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and I do get that done about every few mths ... wouldn't hurt to get it done for this 1/4 of the year 
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ASURA LIVE @ ECLIPSE FESTIVAL 2012 (Aug 3, 2012) 35:51 - Category: Music - 23,955 views - 189 likes (99%), 2 dislikes (1%)
24:00 <Bastardly_One> *runs to piss ... now*
25:00 <Skirmish> Doctor will send you for a glucose stress test. See how your body copes with sugar intake.  Far more accurate test. 
25:00 <Saemon> if u piss alot and feel fatigue with sudden hunger
25:00 <ZeroDistance> oh ffs
26:00 <Saemon> u may have diabetes
26:00 <ZeroDistance> stupid wireless issues
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and back
26:00 <ZeroDistance> said someone else was on same ip earlier
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I should have ... I have symptoms
26:00 <Saemon> get a blood test asap 
26:00 <ZeroDistance> i need a gf that is a full tech head
27:00 <ZeroDistance> that doesnt do sex but gives mad blowies 24/7
27:00 <Saemon> yeah blowie is better than sex
27:00 <Saemon> cuz with actualt sex, u gotta work to please her as well, its a 2 way deal
27:00 <ZeroDistance> yer cause gf sex gets boring
27:00 <Skirmish> You need a girl that will talk to you first ZeroDistance. Baby steps.
27:00 <ZeroDistance> n u gotta imagine ur fucking someone else
27:00 <Saemon> with a blowie, u just sit back and she does all the hard work
28:00 <Serenity> what am i reading
28:00 <Serenity> O.O
28:00 <ZeroDistance> lol sezz
28:00 <ZeroDistance> sure Skirmish, having soooo much trouble with that
28:00 <ZeroDistance> sezz u wanna see the jacket im ordering?
28:00 <ZeroDistance> xD
28:00 <Serenity> sure
28:00 <Picard> it would be boring if u had a gf joshua
28:00 <ZeroDistance> finally chose one, a new one came in
29:00 <Picard> joshua's idea of cheating is wanking with the other hand
29:00 <ZeroDistance> ordering this! measured my chest n everything
29:00 <ZeroDistance> http://www.psylofashion.com/product-745-Off_Jacket.aspx
29:00 <Serenity> oh cool i like that
30:00 <Skirmish> Do you have to prove you’re gay to order that or they just take your word for it? 
30:00 <ZeroDistance> ^5
30:00 <couleurs> lmao
30:00 <elly87> ME WHILE MASTURBATING WITH MY SISTER... ;) -> http://goo.gl/J1GYpr
31:00 <Serenity> jesus..
31:00 <doctor> that's disgusting... some people
31:00 <Skirmish> Been ages since we’ve had that type of spam on austnet. 
31:00 <Serenity> with these pants would go well
31:00 <Serenity> http://www.psylofashion.com/product-73-Stripy_Pants.aspx
32:00 <Serenity> and this
32:00 <Serenity> http://www.psylofashion.com/product-131-Star_Beanie.aspx
32:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah i was goin to get the stripey pants
32:00 <ZeroDistance> but im goin those pecea ones
32:00 <Crip> req for Bastardly_One in a tic
32:00 <Skirmish> http://www.psylofashion.com/product-69-Long_necka_Pants.aspx      <—— They look comfy as all fuck.
32:00 <ZeroDistance> Fused Pecoa
32:00 <ZeroDistance> even
33:00 <ZeroDistance> these http://www.psylofashion.com/product-68-Fused_Pecoa_Pants.aspx
33:00 <couleurs> is this even a real store...
33:00 <ZeroDistance> yer couleurs
33:00 <ZeroDistance> store in London
34:00 <couleurs> everything they make looks retarded
34:00 <ZeroDistance> stylish as 
35:00 <Skirmish> For raving homosexuals … yes. 
35:00 <couleurs> new age goth gay
35:00 <Skirmish> So raving they carry glow sticks.
36:00 <Skirmish> But I encourage you to follow your heart and buy what you like and I pray that you don’t get beaten up by kids at a train station wearing it.
37:00 <couleurs> thank u
38:00 <Serenity> i think theyre nice
38:00 <ZeroDistance> same
38:00 <ZeroDistance> hm, lost connection again
38:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Nothing personal because you know I love you … but you have blue hair. Of course you like them.
38:00 <ZeroDistance> some cunt must be on my net
38:00 <Serenity> hey! its violet
39:00 <Serenity> and my hair looks fabulous
39:00 <ZeroDistance> sweet
39:00 <Excessive> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phat_pants
40:00 <ZeroDistance> dyed hair is so hot
40:00 <Bastardly_One> my hair looks ...
40:00 <Skirmish> I am sure it does … but it shows your leanings away from more traditional stylings. Hence why you consider ZeroDistance’s new clothes nice when in reality all they will do is make men in oxford st like him.
40:00 <Bastardly_One> ... invisible
40:00 <Serenity> haha phat pants
41:00 <Serenity> i think i got away from traditional stylings a few years ago when i decided i should put holes in my face and dye my hair bright pink
41:00 <Serenity> its not a new thing
41:00 <Bastardly_One> wish I could remember a guy based in melbourne who does feral/raver clothing
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I remember
42:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if he has a site
42:00 <ZeroDistance> yer im just not into Levis
42:00 <ZeroDistance> n crap
43:00 <Bastardly_One> http://shop.strangedays.com.au/
43:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
44:00 <Bastardly_One> look at the last pic on the left on the first page
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Pieter's shopping list
44:00 <Excessive> this was us ravin in the early 90's ........ https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/1377300_10200322314815121_1237984799_n.jpg
44:00 <BlackDevil> http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0194/2471/products/keith_black1_large.jpg?v=1383108905
44:00 <Bastardly_One> seems he doesn't do rave shit anymore ... that's a bit boring
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's the one BlackDevil
45:00 <Serenity> ROFL
45:00 <Serenity> too bad hes too poor for heroin
45:00 <Bastardly_One> was worth seeing if he had a site just for that 
46:00 <ZeroDistance> true
46:00 <Bastardly_One> pity he's gone in that direction though ... he used to make hippy/feral raving type of stuff
46:00 <ZeroDistance> there are HEAPS of diff styles
46:00 <ZeroDistance> its rad
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a pair of heavy cotton pinstripe pants from him
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and fuck were they comfortable and never showed signs of dying
47:00 <Skirmish> I’d give my left nut to find a store that does a good quality set of baggy jeans. 
47:00 <ZeroDistance> baggy jeans?
47:00 <Skirmish> Everywhere around here does that skinny leg faggotry. 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that don't look too homie?
47:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
47:00 <ZeroDistance> no shit
47:00 <ZeroDistance> find good raver jeans
48:00 <ZeroDistance> nice n baggy
48:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I’ll just go check out the rave section in target. 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
48:00 <Bastardly_One> try their Maxx brand
49:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit, for the price? decent ... and comfortable
49:00 <Skirmish> Like the jeans Excessive was wearing in that pic … without the cuffs on the bottom. 
49:00 <Skirmish> Just a nice comfy not skin tight pair of jeans. 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Target, Maxx brand
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm serious
49:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're not tough on jeans they'll do just fine
49:00 <Excessive> they were called Keppers Skirmish
49:00 <Bastardly_One> comfortable as
49:00 <Bastardly_One> oh and 
49:00 <Skirmish> PLUS … this year I want to buy a jumper that does NOT have a fucking hoodie on it.
49:00 <Bastardly_One>  Happy Zombie Jesus Day
50:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmm, got a Lowes?
50:00 <Skirmish> I’m not that old yet Bastardly_One 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... yeah Lowes and non metro ... I thought you might have one 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I like hoodies and just got two and now I think about it 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck all places had jumpers as we're talking about
52:00 <Serenity> kmart have like $12 hoodies
52:00 <Serenity> theyre pretty cool
53:00 <Serenity> and you want something like billabong if you want a nice fitting pair of jeans Skirmish
53:00 <Serenity> theyre baggy but not spastic baggy
53:00 <BAD_BOY_69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm8zAY_PUY8
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Menace - Reality (Directed by Taydoe Productions) (Nov 6, 2009) 4:55 - Category: Music - 7,357 views - 58 likes (98.3%), 1 dislikes (1.7%)
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon the $12 ones are meh in designs ... same place though, I got a $15 plain one that to me seems ok, and a fur lined one for $30
54:00 <Skirmish> I bought a pair of KAM jeans last year that weren’t too bad. 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the fur lined one is awesome
54:00 <Skirmish> I think that is a british label.
54:00 <ZeroDistance> god dammn
54:00 <Serenity> http://au.billabong.com/shop/product/mens-denim/relaxed-point-jean?color=PDRT
54:00 <Serenity> i want to lick his V
55:00 <ZeroDistance> hmm
55:00 <ZeroDistance> 24/7 telstra support
55:00 <ZeroDistance> but if i ring now ill get an indian for sure
56:00 <Skirmish> Nope … baggier than that Serenity.
56:00 <Bastardly_One> A man has gone to hospital after a bizarre sex game went wrong leaving him with 6 toy horses stuck up his arse.
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Doctors have described his condition as stable
56:00 <ZeroDistance> so confused by this
57:00 <ZeroDistance> i dunno which pw i need to change
59:00 <Skirmish> Why have you now pasted that twice into channel Bastardly_One.
02:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shit
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, didn't mean that 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that time anyway
05:00 <Bastardly_One> mmmmmmmmmmmm pickled cocktail onions
05:00 <Bastardly_One> 'tis gonna suck being near me later today I suspect
05:00 <Bastardly_One> oh well ... yum!
08:00 <Skirmish> I keep buying stuff off the legear website. 
08:00 <Skirmish> I am going to get shot.
14:00 <Crip> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/easter-sunday-shares-calendar-with-marijuana-smokers-day-april-20-this-year/story-fnixwvgh-1226890205312
16:00 <Bastardly_One> someone told me the term 420 derives from the time Mexicans have their afternoon siesta ... don't know how true that is though
16:00 <Bastardly_One> never really cared enough to find out
18:00 <Serenity> no its not true
18:00 <Loof> it was an address
18:00 <Loof> or some shit
18:00 <Serenity> and cause im too fucked to type it out
18:00 <Serenity> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_(cannabis_culture)
19:00 <Loof> bought 10 seeds
19:00 <Loof> $150
19:00 <Loof> super critical
19:00 <Loof> 800grams per plant
19:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> Siesta has to be way before 420 because they are trying to escape the heat
20:00 <Loof> almost 2 pound plants
20:00 <Loof> 100 grams off
20:00 <Loof> technology these days
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd think so ... I agree 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> re: the siesta/4:20 thing
23:00 <Loof> fucking ea servers are down
23:00 <Loof> cunts
23:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a great really bad sci-fi just started on Win
24:00 <Bastardly_One> called Meteor
24:00 <Bastardly_One> well, it's not great ... 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and EA are worst than Rockstar IMO
24:00 <Bastardly_One> for online servers
25:00 <Bastardly_One> EA don't run cloud shit though do they?
29:00 <Serenity> WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEEEE
29:00 <Serenity> IT ISNT FAIR
29:00 <Serenity> IVE HAD ENOUGH NOW I WANT MY SHARE
29:00 <Serenity> CANT YOU SEEEEE
29:00 <Serenity> I WANNA LIVEE
29:00 <Serenity> BUT YOU JUST TAKE MORE THAN YOU GIIIIVE
29:00 <DemonsRun> U idiot
30:00 <couleurs> thank u
30:00 <Loof> yeah origin uses cloud
30:00 <Loof> saves ur game settings unlike steam
31:00 <Loof> only good thing about origin
31:00 <Maurice> What about me?
31:00 <Loof> apart from that they suck dogs balls
34:00 <Bastardly_One> meh ... all the Easter and 420 day co-inciding stuff
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't get why stoners think they have to celebrate by shouting it from the rooftops
34:00 <Bastardly_One> when they all look down on users of other drugs 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> just do it and stfu ... we're no better than any other druggies
35:00 <Loof> ohh ea servers are back up
35:00 <Loof> fuck talking to you cunts when i could be playing nfs rivals
36:00 <Serenity> A WOMAN COULD DO BOTH
36:00 <Serenity> no stamina
36:00 <Skirmish> He’s only cranky because he bought a plasma.
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
37:00 <Maurice> Look man, do the research
39:00 <Skirmish> lol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and that game isn't as awesome as he suggests ... the shots must be working
40:00 <Bastardly_One> NFS series has gone downhill in recent years IMO
42:00 <alienated\Romeo> anyone wanna suck my jargone?
42:00 <alienated\Romeo> or spank me
42:00 <alienated\Romeo> im so bored
43:00 <alienated\Romeo> kneed moRe w33d
43:00 <alienated\Romeo>  pussy
44:00 <alienated\Romeo> V
44:00 <alienated\Romeo> v
44:00 <alienated\Romeo> k4i saw a cat running across the road but it was so many years ago it might of been a dog
45:00 <alienated\Romeo> k7i saw a cat running across the road but it was so many years ago it might of been a dog
45:00 <Saemon> ugh i shudder at what i used to eat for dinner
46:00 <Saemon> this was taken last yr i just found it on a usb
46:00 <Saemon> http://imgur.com/0uA35c6
46:00 <alienated\Romeo> Saemon got fish?
47:00 <alienated\Romeo> * BAD_BOY_69 = gay
47:00 <alienated\Romeo> hi nerdy girl
47:00 <beehhh> my lenovo got fuct
47:00 <nerdygirl> yo
47:00 <beehhh> not turning at all
48:00 <alienated\Romeo> nerdy girl you done much this week?
48:00 <alienated\Romeo> :)
48:00 <beehhh> Tokorev was a great film i watched today
49:00 <beehhh> must take to the pcstore still got warranties
50:00 <alienated\Romeo> the sharks are out
51:00 <alienated\Romeo> beware
51:00 <beehhh> i added extra speaker and watched a japanese film last thing i know
52:00 <alienated\Romeo> nerdy girl do you like fish?
52:00 <alienated\Romeo> ...
52:00 <alienated\Romeo> i fully love fish
52:00 <alienated\Romeo> Fez wanna give me a blowjob?
53:00 <alienated\Romeo> cake
53:00 <Fez> Nope
53:00 <alienated\Romeo> ahaha
53:00 <beehhh> will the warranty cover this isssue i needed to fkn finish my assignment now this
53:00 <alienated\Romeo> Fez whatchu been doing lately?
54:00 <alienated\Romeo> nerdy girl what's your bra size?
54:00 <Fez> Living
54:00 <alienated\Romeo> ah yes ive been doing alot of dying
55:00 <alienated\Romeo> Fez are you fat?
55:00 <Skirmish> Just say yes. Leave them with no where to go.
55:00 <Fez> I am actually
55:00 <alienated\Romeo> Skirmish are you jewish?
56:00 <alienated\Romeo> indeed im getting rather fat
56:00 <Skirmish> Of course I am. 
56:00 <alienated\Romeo> ahaha
56:00 <Fez> And im black
56:00 <alienated\Romeo> :)
56:00 <Skirmish> I’m celebrating my kin killing your false messiah. 
56:00 <alienated\Romeo> black aye
56:00 <Saemon> im jewish
56:00 <Saemon> cum get me hitla
56:00 <Fez> Did u mention im gay?
56:00 <alienated\Romeo> im jew ish
56:00 <Fez> Did i*
57:00 <Skirmish> Fuck you’re a boring cunt alienated\Romeo.
57:00 <alienated\Romeo> nerdy girl what's your bra size?
57:00 <Skirmish> You’ve asked all these questions and gone no where with any of them.
57:00 <Skirmish> Now you’re back to someone who is obviously ignoring you. You fucking peanut. 
57:00 <alienated\Romeo> Skirmish what's your bra size?
57:00 <Fez> Lol
57:00 <Skirmish> Come and find out. 
58:00 <alienated\Romeo> ahhaaaha
58:00 <Fez> Ask me
58:00 <alienated\Romeo> Fez what's your condom size?
58:00 <Fez> :/
58:00 <alienated\Romeo> um
58:00 <alienated\Romeo> Fez what's your bra size?
59:00 <alienated\Romeo> ...
59:00 <alienated\Romeo> .....
59:00 <Fez> Any size you want them be if you got the money honey
59:00 <alienated\Romeo> ok ok
00:00 <Skirmish> The last girl I asked for her bra size on irc was in #sydney, her name was Krystal, and to answer me she got on cam via msn and got topless. 
00:00 <Skirmish> She had large boobs. 
00:00 <Skirmish> She then told me how unhappy she was with her boyfriend at the time.
01:00 <alienated\Romeo> ahh
01:00 <Skirmish> I just wanted to highlight how retarded your constant questions were.
01:00 <Skirmish> AND … your lack of results.
01:00 <alienated\Romeo> Skirmish do you smoke pot?
02:00 <Skirmish> No. 
02:00 <alienated\Romeo> ok
02:00 <alienated\Romeo> i do
02:00 <alienated\Romeo> :P
02:00 <ZeroDistance> fk me
02:00 <Skirmish> Explains a lot.
02:00 <alienated\Romeo> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
02:00 <ZeroDistance> finally got router pw changed
02:00 <alienated\Romeo> wehat up zero distance
02:00 <alienated\Romeo> ?
02:00 <ZeroDistance> oh got capped
02:00 <alienated\Romeo> what up zero distance
02:00 <ZeroDistance> cause went over my limit
03:00 <Skirmish> What is your limit? 
03:00 <ZeroDistance> but got given 10 gig to get me thru next 8 days
03:00 <ZeroDistance> 100
03:00 <ZeroDistance> should be more but this fkhead didnt put it through
03:00 <Skirmish> I used that in less than 2 weeks. 
03:00 <ZeroDistance> anyway if it keeps droppin when im gaming im gonna have to ring back n ask when the 10gig will go in cause it should already be in
03:00 <ZeroDistance> yer well i dont dl a lot
04:00 <ZeroDistance> kinda why i changed my router pw
04:00 <ZeroDistance> just incase some fkhead was pigfucking my net
04:00 <BLOCK_WRITING> download alot of what?
04:00 <Skirmish> You may want to make sure you have no guest access to your wifi and the wifi has a password on it too. 
05:00 <Skirmish> Also .. that your pc hasn’t been doing some updates without you knowing.
05:00 <ZeroDistance> well windows cant update
05:00 <ZeroDistance> illegal copy
05:00 <ZeroDistance> n turned updates off
05:00 <BLOCK_WRITING> skirmish you got a girl?
05:00 <Skirmish> Of course I do. 
05:00 <BLOCK_WRITING> cool
06:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151878226233513&set=vb.681353512&type=2&theater
06:00 <Skirmish> lol I hope you like your pc being wide open for people to get into.
07:00 <ZeroDistance> woo
07:00 <ZeroDistance> game seems to be workin fine
08:00 <BLOCK_WRITING> what game?
08:00 <BLOCK_WRITING> ?\?_?-
09:00 <ZeroDistance> battlefield4
09:00 <Saemon> age of empires 1
09:00 <BLOCK_WRITING> ok ok cool
09:00 <ZeroDistance> i really wanna install latest 2 map packs
09:00 <ZeroDistance> but they're about 5 gig each
09:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
09:00 <ZeroDistance> 8 days n i can wo hoo
10:00 <ZeroDistance> reality is shit
25:00 <Saemon> fuck easter
25:00 <Saemon> time to celebrate my ass
25:00 <Saemon> im all alone and on my own
27:00 <Excessive> I had this but I sold it .......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0JeR3JqVvQ
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Vagen - Buggin (Feb 8, 2008) 6:15 - Category: Music - 20,853 views - 85 likes (97.7%), 2 dislikes (2.3%)
38:00 <ZeroDistance> i hate easter
38:00 <ZeroDistance> shouldnt even be a holiday easter period
39:00 <ZeroDistance> the sharing of chocolate egg holiday
39:00 <ZeroDistance> chocolate day!
41:00 <Excessive> I paid 50 bux for this in the days b4 discogs ............ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nPeahQcIQU
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GoaHead -Free Beach-(Anjuna mix).wmv (Apr 5, 2010) 4:55 - Category: Music - 1,639 views - 11 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
48:00 <beehhh> no chance in hell for me there
48:00 <beehhh> every cunts betrayed
48:00 <beehhh> tokarev was a nice film
54:00 <beehhh> nick cage sould have fought in the end but he choose to gave up
55:00 <ZeroDistance> nick cage was in all the wars bro
55:00 <ZeroDistance> even the third world war that hasnt happened
03:00 <beehhh> he even kicked a guys head several times after he was dead
38:00 <Apples> Skirmish
38:00 <Apples> Skirmish is a loser
40:00 <Excessive> Bastardly_One
40:00 <Excessive> oi Bastardly_One
40:00 <ZeroDistance> oi mama
41:00 <Excessive> bzzzzzzzzzzzzzt Bastardly_One
42:00 <Bastardly_One>  what?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I just crashed a plane for this 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it better be worth it 
42:00 <ZeroDistance> lmao
42:00 <Excessive> lol noffin was jus checkin
42:00 <Excessive> hehe
43:00 <Bastardly_One> the truth is I cant fly for shit
43:00 <Excessive> "I want to, I want to .......... fly with u ......... but I jus donno how to makket so"
45:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking tree!
45:00 <Bastardly_One> it raped my planE!
45:00 <Bastardly_One> poor plane
46:00 <Excessive> I jus watered mah plants
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I just accidently watered my plane
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and finally finished the race
47:00 <ZeroDistance> plane race
47:00 <ZeroDistance> RACING PLANES!
47:00 <ZeroDistance> you da rocketeer oir sumfen
48:00 <Excessive> I'll have to get used tyo catchin the bus again fo mah shoppin
48:00 <Bastardly_One> part of GTA Online pandas
48:00 <Excessive> 18 months apparently
48:00 <ZeroDistance> oh 
48:00 <ZeroDistance> stupid 360 wouldnt connect to wireless b4
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and I can say I've pretty much nailed every part of the game but planes
48:00 <ZeroDistance> *rolls eyes*
50:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hah!
50:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently if you look hard enough
50:00 <Excessive> hmmmmmmmmm I have 114,507 platinum coins
50:00 <Bastardly_One> some of the taxi number plates spell out goatse
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> good old Rockstar and their anal obsession
52:00 <ZeroDistance> i think they should give uo gta
52:00 <ZeroDistance> let rocksteady have gta
53:00 <ZeroDistance> rockstar keep making the same gta over n over
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and CoD and BF aren't the same shit over and over?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> what's your point?
54:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
54:00 <ZeroDistance> wtf was that about
54:00 <ZeroDistance> i play gta ffs
55:00 <ZeroDistance> just sick of them making it
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it'd be nice if there were no more COD or BF games too
55:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a matter of personal taste
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I think this is the best GTA yet ... was way too fucking easy though
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I should be still slogging a bit like in GTA IV
57:00 <Bastardly_One> the main story do you realise brings out another running RockStar obsession in 69 main missions
57:00 <Bastardly_One> 69 is a running thing along with anal 
57:00 <ZeroDistance> the caimpaign is okay
57:00 <ZeroDistance> -i
58:00 <Bastardly_One> if I could complete it as quick as I di 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> *did
58:00 <ZeroDistance> its the dialogue i hate
58:00 <Bastardly_One> then it's too easy ... I'm a bad game player
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I love my games but I'm not very good at a lot of them IMO
59:00 <ZeroDistance> the bs cutscenes are what annoy me the most
59:00 <ZeroDistance> scripts r so bad
59:00 <ZeroDistance> hardest game for me was Catherine
59:00 <Excessive> oi, wat do u think of the chick from chvrches?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I was looking at the PS3 version of that the other day
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and Bayonetta
00:00 <Q{> cutscene of cuteteen
00:00 <Excessive> I like her, she reminds me of someone I used to know
00:00 <ZeroDistance> how i miss bayonetta
00:00 <Bastardly_One> chvrches 
00:00 <Excessive> ye
00:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn classic
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, not bad 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I had to think for a sec 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, not played it 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but I remember you saying it was good 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> seem to see it a bit of late in JB and EB
01:00 <Excessive> her ........... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y7kP98ty1g
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CHVRCHES - Lies (Live) (Apr 11, 2013) 3:33 - Category: Music - 560,904 views - 3,919 likes (99%), 41 dislikes (1%)
01:00 <Bastardly_One> man!
01:00 <Bastardly_One> these cocktail onions are awesome!
01:00 <ZeroDistance> bayonetta blew my mind
02:00 <Bastardly_One> as I said before ... gonna suck to be near me this afternoon
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't stop eating them ... I'll be farting non stop
03:00 <Q{> do not fart near me, else u get retaliation
03:00 <Q{> considers first fart as act of war
04:00 <Q{> clinch ur bottom, do not even consider about it
04:00 <Q{> clench
06:00 <Excessive> mah lil sis looks a bit like her btw, well ....... half sis ............ she's the 1 in white ....... https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1011749_10152142947285100_946421259_n.jpg
06:00 <Q{> nice
07:00 <ZeroDistance> i had to have some pizza ehehe
07:00 <Q{> if sis looks pretty like that
07:00 <Q{> Excessive, must be handsome too
08:00 <Q{> ladies and guys, stay clear of Excessive 
08:00 <Q{> he is mine
08:00 <ZeroDistance> Crabbies alcoholic Ginger Beer
08:00 <ZeroDistance> thnkyou fb
09:00 <ZeroDistance> now i will ask for them at the bottle shop
09:00 <ZeroDistance> THEN ROB THAT JOINT
10:00 <Excessive> this is mah lil half bro on the left ......... he does kick boxin ......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1.0-9/1424453_10152340884382166_1167092605_n.jpg
12:00 <Excessive> Q{ .......... this is me, abt 3 years ago .......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1.0-9/380155_2229564713249_1694557620_n.jpg
13:00 <Q{> eww u got beard
13:00 <Excessive> in that pic ye
14:00 <Q{> u got nice bum, not bad
14:00 <Excessive> this is a better pic Q{ .......... https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1521425_10200689814322379_448300330_n.jpg
14:00 <Q{> oh wow pretty
15:00 <Q{> yeh much better
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you finally look your age Excessive
19:00 <Excessive> and this is back in abt 97 Q{, me on the right ............ https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/v/t1.0-9/995164_4887198192425_703529307_n.jpg?oh=0ac070a128529ddfe6f47ef7b6c74eb9&oe=53D72227&__gda__=1406058267_2c89538d4122c4a79cd2d3ac79b71bb3
21:00 <Q{> wall paper excessive pic
24:00 <Excessive> this is from a house party we had back in the late 90's ......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/1016524_4636902015177_273322718_n.jpg
26:00 <Q{> http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/plug-pulled-on-schools-disastrous-ultranet-computer-system-20140419-36xse.html
26:00 <Excessive> same party, me with the hat on .......... https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1017487_4636919695619_1366487277_n.jpg
27:00 <Q{> <-- digs the hat
30:00 <Excessive> this is when I used to go partyin (and playin) ........ me on the furtherest right ...... https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/553007_2726789223551_2036229231_n.jpg
33:00 <Excessive> same place as the last pic, pic taken from DJ booth ......... https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/547750_2726783823416_1659932091_n.jpg
36:00 <ZeroDistance> this is me right now 13@O-O@
36:00 <ZeroDistance> i so cute
38:00 <Q{> why?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> if you want to destroy a country, the leading industrial powerhouse in the Western world for the better part of a century or more, what's the best way of doing it?
38:00 <Q{> coz i enjoy hearing ZeroDistance yelp
38:00 <Bastardly_One> (big post on why America has gone insane to follow)
39:00 <Q{> oh the susspence
41:00 <Excessive> if anyone has heard of Nik Fish (DJ) ......... this was him in like 94 ....... https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/547750_2726783983420_1149069439_n.jpg
43:00 <Bastardly_One> 1. Destroy it's economy by "outsourcing" it's jobs. 2 Destroy it's middle classes and it's work ethic. 3. Destroy its traditions and sense of purpose. 4. Destroy its morale. 5. Instill fear and hopelessness by lying to the people not occassionally, but all the time. 6. Destroy its health, medicate everybody up to the eye balls with brain shrinking fluoride ad other toxic drugs. Abolish 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> nutrition. 7. Instill violence through tv, sports, foreign policy, demonising "foreigners" - especially Arabs. 8. Destroy hope, get people really depressed. 9. Destroy it's freedom
44:00 <Q{> all true but what u going to do about it
44:00 <Skirmish> Nik fish got done for ripping off other peoples tunes.
45:00 <Bastardly_One> bitch from my armchair as usual
45:00 <Q{> nothing new
45:00 <Q{> everybody knows that
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Nik Fish is a fucking cock knocker
45:00 <Skirmish> I’ve got one of his CD’s at home.
45:00 <Bastardly_One> don't tell me your problems
45:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
46:00 <Skirmish> I liked Brizi 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh wow!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> let me see if I can link this pic if it lets me right click
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> the big book of Lesbian Horse Stories
46:00 <Bastardly_One> :O
48:00 <Bastardly_One> just what?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/comicsalliance.com/files/2010/07/hansi-1279571851.jpg
49:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
49:00 <Bastardly_One> this is a real book on Amazon
49:00 <Bastardly_One> the title is like ... wtf?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/412J03KXSJL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
51:00 <Excessive> Skirmish, wrong ....... not rippin off other ppls tunes, but rather the both of them, him and Peewee got done fo mix tapes back in the 90's
51:00 <Excessive> mix tapes with other ppl's tunes though ........ ye
53:00 <Excessive> though everyone did mix tapes back then .......... jus greedy record labels goin fo everythin they can get
56:00 <Excessive> he did this though with Southend ........... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYB23bQEmLE
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Southend with Nik Fish - The Winner Is... (Sep 26, 2010) 3:20 - Category: Music - 5,193 views - 30 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
59:00 <Skirmish> Never heard about Ferris getting done. 
00:00 <Skirmish> The track he got done for was on the CD I had bought. Sampling other peoples music without permission or something. Was a long time ago.
00:00 <faux> Hwllo
00:00 <faux> Hello*
01:00 <Skirmish> Hello farkes
01:00 <Skirmish> Fawrkes
01:00 <faux> How goes it
02:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=823971397616414&set=vb.100000106847117&type=2&theater
02:00 <Skirmish> Nearly home time.
02:00 <faux> What time you finish 
03:00 <Skirmish> 6
03:00 <faux> Ah yes
03:00 <faux> I slept at 8pm
03:00 <faux> So now I'm wide awake 
03:00 <faux> :/
07:00 <Excessive> u do know that Nik's bro Sasha is part of Binary Finary nowadays Skirmish
07:00 <Skirmish> Nope. 
07:00 <Skirmish> I stopped following the scene in the early 2000’s. 
09:00 <Skirmish> I was listening to Binary Finary in the late 90's
14:00 <Excessive> can't post nethin from his profile though cause all his posts r "custom"
19:00 <Excessive> oh ......... apart from this ...... Sasha on the left ........ https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/401435_10150486552846330_1766634225_n.jpg
24:00 <Skirmish> Nick Skitz was big when I was clubbing. 
24:00 <Skirmish> He was related to one of the local Newcastle DJ’s that was a cousin to one of my mates from school … fucking wogs. 
25:00 <Skirmish> I don’t think I would have gone clubbing anywhere near as much as I did except for my Cypriot mates. 
25:00 <Skirmish> faux: What have you got planned for zombie jesus day? 
26:00 <Excessive> oi I'mmah wog
28:00 <Excessive> hmmmmm, I should pill out
34:00 <Skirmish> Time to get ready for home. 
34:00 <Skirmish> See you all again tonight. 
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> Uu5w we ggjjgfyg6vhvyv TV yvvyctc cb ubu
24:00 <Sponge> I was just reading that koalas don't really get stoned from eucalypt leaves
24:00 <Sponge> that's crazy
24:00 <Sponge> my grandfather must havve been more demented than i realised in his last years
10:00 <Q{> they dont get stoned?
10:00 <Q{> how  come they sleep all day then
11:00 <Q{> http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/comicsalliance.com/files/2010/07/hansi-1279571851.jpg
11:00 <Q{> the pink building at top center is a whore house
12:00 <Q{> similar to famous building in pomei
12:00 <Sponge> is iga open today Q{
13:00 <Q{> depends where u at
14:00 <Q{> omg i cant believe i remember that pompei building lol
14:00 <Q{> this is astonishing
15:00 <Q{> also in rome
16:00 <Sponge> why THE FUCK is everything closed
16:00 <Sponge> Q{ you live in some slum in the usa don't  you?
16:00 <Sponge> does everything close over there on easter sunday?
18:00 <Q{> no
18:00 <Q{> most open 7 day
18:00 <Sponge> so why the F does everythign close here
19:00 <Sponge> USA is more full of christian crazies than here
25:00 <Q{> coz less ppl
26:00 <Q{> if more ppl working 24/7 shift
26:00 <Q{> then it be open 24/7
48:00 <Q{> but then u heavy traffic at peak hours
48:00 <Q{> traffic is indicative of economic prosperity
48:00 <Q{> coz ppl are rich and drive around a lot
48:00 <Q{> they can afford the gas
49:00 <Q{> and love to live there
49:00 <Sponge> Q{ what do you do for a job?
49:00 <Q{> they even pay high price for parking, fines, fees
50:00 <Q{> if they dont like the traffic they move to country towns
50:00 <Q{> i gawk at women and gives review
50:00 <Sponge> Q{ are you sick like most people on irc?
51:00 <Q{> no
51:00 <Q{> i know what u mean Sponge (simba and christ)
53:00 <Sponge> what city do you live in Q{?
53:00 <Sponge> perhaps you live in a town in the middle of country america
53:00 <Sponge> where everyone walks around with a gun
54:00 <Sponge> and lynch black people every couple of weeks
55:00 <Sponge> not that there's anything wrong with that. I don't want you thinking i'm some sort of bleeding heart liberal wanting to take away your automatic anti aircraft machine guns away
55:00 <Sponge> and therefore become a target
55:00 <Sponge> literally
55:00 <Q{> i live in cali
55:00 <Q{> state with over 40mil ppl
56:00 <Sponge> oh yeah what town?
56:00 <Q{> size of tassie
56:00 <Q{> lol
56:00 <Q{> i gonna push itg
56:00 <Q{> :D
56:00 <Q{> not telling Sponge 
56:00 <Q{> u might stalk me
57:00 <Sponge> do you suffer paranoia? maybe that's why you're on an australian irc server. it's harder for people to stalk you, cause you know given the chance everyone is gonna be following you about 
58:00 <Q{> yeh theyre too far
58:00 <Q{> they wont come to front door with guns
58:00 <Q{> they would have to fly over
58:00 <Sponge> is it easy to own a gun in california?
59:00 <Q{> but i would have LA airport custom officers to keep them out
59:00 <Q{> dont know how easy
59:00 <Q{> i not try to get one
00:00 <Sponge> that's very un-american of you
20:00 <Q{> hi channel cuties
21:00 <Sponge> were you ever on austnet when irc was over flowing with pussy, Q{ ?
22:00 <Q{> canada has new door knob regulation to prevent bear entries
22:00 <Q{> yeh
22:00 <Q{> but i didnt chat at the time
22:00 <Q{> now they moved to fb Sponge 
23:00 <Q{> irc ops not so happy about that
23:00 <Q{> they dont get much actions anymore
23:00 <Sponge> they sure did. pussy knows what it's main assets are and it ain't text
23:00 <Sponge> it's tits and slutty pics
23:00 <Sponge> and irc don't help them t here
23:00 <Sponge> they're on a level playing field with guys pretending to be girls
24:00 <Sponge> and fat and  homely chicks
24:00 <Q{> im getting new profile
24:00 <Sponge> so the hot girls split to the new platform where they could capitalise on their hotness
24:00 <Q{> im getting team of artists and writers to make me a new persona
24:00 <Sponge> you crazy mofo!
25:00 <Q{> they say they guarrantee a date with different hotties week
29:00 <Sponge> Q{ are you in a chair? if you don't mind me asking
31:00 <Q{> yeh
31:00 <Q{> with charcoal undies
32:00 <Q{> titeas brief
35:00 <Q{{_aloof> one aloof aristocrat has never heard of the term weekend
35:00 <Q{{_aloof>  for her, every day is filled with leisure
37:00 <Q{{_aloof> the trend has reversed now
37:00 <Q{{_aloof> the rich work more hours 
38:00 <Q{{_aloof>  Thus rising inequality encourages the rich to work more and the poor to work less.
42:00 <Q{{_aloof> A study in 2006 revealed that Americans with a household income of more than $100,000 indulged in 40% less passive leisure (such as watching TV) than those earning less than $20,000.
42:00 <Q{{_aloof> leisure is big money
44:00 <Q{{_aloof>  Information technology, by opening a vast world of high-quality and cheap home entertainment, means that low-earners do not need to work as long to enjoy a reasonably satisfying leisure.
44:00 <Q{{_aloof> oh i see
44:00 <Q{{_aloof> thats why ppl play computer games
44:00 <Q{{_aloof> and spend time on irc
45:00 <Q{{_aloof> New Canadian building rules will help old folkswho now risk being eaten by bears
46:00 <Q{{_aloof> Vancouvers ban on doorknobs in all new buildings, which went into effect last month, is an exception.
48:00 <Q{{_aloof> Sponge, u have knobs or lever type
52:00 <Q{{_aloof> AFTER 223 years New Hampshire is about to make adultery legal
52:00 <Q{{_aloof> A law in 1791 called for convicted adulterers to be paraded on the gallows for an hour and then publicly whipped not exceeding 39 stripes before being sent to prison and fined £100 (probably more than a years wages in those days).
53:00 <Q{{_aloof> The penalty has grown milder since then. Adulterers now face a $1,200 fine, which is not enforced.
01:00 <simba> Q{{_aloof - die
02:00 <Sponge> Q{{_aloof that's a pretty crazy story
04:00 <Q{{_aloof> simba tear down the walls around ur heart
04:00 <Q{{_aloof> surrender and feel the love for Q{{_aloof 
05:00 <Q{{_aloof> all of above stories, Sponge?
07:00 <Q{{_aloof> simba say my name, say my name
07:00 <Q{{_aloof> Q{{_aloof, and i take as it a sign
07:00 <Q{{_aloof> Q{{_aloof, and i take it as* a sign
08:00 <simba> ssshhh
11:00 <simba> i forgot it was 420 day
11:00 <simba> i am choppin up!!!
11:00 <simba> morning Serenity!!!!
11:00 <Serenity> good morning
12:00 <Sponge> Serenity in australia our dates are written 20/4/14
12:00 <Q{{_aloof> morning sweety
12:00 <Sponge> you understand were not american don't you
12:00 <Serenity> wow really!
13:00 <simba> its april 20 mate
13:00 <Sponge> happy 204 everyonen
13:00 <Q{{_aloof> how ur day been, Serenity
13:00 <simba> she wrote 420 day not happy 20/4
13:00 <Serenity> its 7am my say hasnt been anything
13:00 <Serenity> day*
14:00 <Q{{_aloof> what u got planned today
14:00 <Serenity> all those obligatory family things
16:00 <CannibalClown> thats cos yanks are backwards n write it 4/20/14
21:00 <Q{{_aloof> simba i take u laying naked on coffee table as a sign too
22:00 <simba> wat
22:00 <Q{{_aloof> nvm
23:00 <simba> gross trannie
34:00 <Pyro-> oh yeah 4-20 ... better get onto that :)
34:00 <Serenity> was bugging me
34:00 <Pyro-> the extra space?
34:00 <Serenity> yeah
34:00 <Pyro-> ocd much :P
35:00 <Loof> you getting some today serenity?
35:00 <Loof> have to man
35:00 <Serenity> some what
35:00 <Loof> weed
35:00 <Serenity> oh
35:00 <Sponge> she has access to the 3phase power jack today
35:00 <Serenity> ive already got some
35:00 <Pyro-> aren't we all
35:00 <Loof> nice :)
36:00 <Loof> wow there's a gay abo on play school
36:00 <Loof> how far we've come
37:00 <Pyro-> boycott
37:00 <Q{{_aloof> is he hot?
38:00 <Loof> nope
38:00 <Q{{_aloof> boy in cot?
38:00 <Loof> are any abos hot?
38:00 <Loof> ever?
38:00 <Q{{_aloof> yeh there are some
38:00 <Loof> well they are
38:00 <Loof> if you like apes
38:00 <Loof> the monkey man look
38:00 <Pyro-> i haven't seen any
38:00 <Pyro-> even skinny chicks in heaps of makeup.. still look crappy
38:00 <Q{{_aloof> i seen some
39:00 <Pyro-> may look better then the rest, but still not good
39:00 <Q{{_aloof> they look better without makeup
39:00 <Pyro-> you wanna bang some gins
40:00 <Q{{_aloof> or if they want to bang me
40:00 <Loof> they'll bang anyone for a cask of goon
40:00 <Loof> for a slab they'll give you their son/daughter
40:00 <Pyro-> even just a 2L flaggan
40:00 <Loof> yep
41:00 <Loof> i remember in a very small country town in central queensland
41:00 <Pyro-> i shoulda got into MMA when i was younger.. just for the cauliflower ears
41:00 <Loof> this gin sitting on the milk bar steps no nickers on :(
42:00 <Loof> and i dont know what fell out of her cunt
42:00 <Loof> but i swear it was a maggot
42:00 <Pyro-> probaby be one of the clean ones then.. the maggots eat all the rotten crap
43:00 <Pyro-> shoulda hit it up then
43:00 <Loof> lol
43:00 <Pyro-> i think i was a bit sick in my mouth then at my own lines :/
43:00 <Pyro-> loof may have too
08:00 <Q{{_aloof> http://www.economist.com/blogs/babbage/2014/04/marijuana
08:00 <Q{{_aloof> and found evidence of impaired learning, memory, attention and decision-making. But those studies did not consider the effects of casual use.
10:00 <Q{{_aloof> Physiological changes to these regions could therefore mean that an individuals ability to make pleasure-related decisionssuch as deciding to stop smoking potmay be impaired.
10:00 <Q{{_aloof> lol
11:00 <Q{{_aloof> ur all fked
13:00 <Q{{_aloof> what u want: gay sex or adultery
13:00 <Q{{_aloof> http://cdn.static-economist.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/original-size/images/print-edition/20140419_USC744_0.png
13:00 <Q{{_aloof> take ur pick
13:00 <Q{{_aloof> gay sex dropped too much
14:00 <Q{{_aloof> help out and do ur bit pls
17:00 <Q{{_aloof> u gay pawnce are weak, not even match up with aulterers
17:00 <Q{{_aloof> adulterers
33:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcTLJ692F70
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Justin Bieber vs Beethoven -Epic Rap Battles of History #6 (Mar 2, 2011) 2:29 - Category: Music - 69,663,732 views - 330,037 likes (97.9%), 7,148 dislikes (2.1%)
34:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> New Canadian building rules will help old folkswho now risk being eaten by bears
34:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> Vancouvers ban on doorknobs in all new buildings, which went into effect last month, is an exception.
42:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njos57IJf-0
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2. (Jun 14, 2012) 2:48 - Category: Film and Animation - 72,212,369 views - 510,488 likes (98%), 10,446 dislikes (2%)
47:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQx1sqPHTrk
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 3. (Nov 4, 2013) 2:25 - Category: Entertainment - 19,518,905 views - 241,715 likes (91.9%), 21,305 dislikes (8.1%)
58:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf9gulYfUh4
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Blackbeard vs Al Capone. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 3. (Oct 21, 2013) 2:39 - Category: Entertainment - 16,428,182 views - 208,561 likes (97.6%), 5,151 dislikes (2.4%)
00:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6Au0xCg3PI
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mozart vs Skrillex. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2. (Apr 8, 2013) 2:09 - Category: Entertainment - 48,675,383 views - 415,038 likes (97%), 12,843 dislikes (3%)
00:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> lol
03:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA4tLCGcTG4
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny. Epic Rap Battles of History #8 (Apr 20, 2011) 1:57 - Category: Film and Animation - 31,661,051 views - 121,669 likes (94.5%), 7,052 dislikes (5.5%)
06:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17CLlZuiBkQ
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Batman vs Sherlock Holmes. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2. (Nov 27, 2012) 2:49 - Category: Entertainment - 38,017,413 views - 266,098 likes (95.3%), 13,162 dislikes (4.7%)
08:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liLU2tEz7KY
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Adam vs Eve. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2 (Feb 11, 2013) 2:04 - Category: Entertainment - 28,230,939 views - 288,207 likes (94.3%), 17,265 dislikes (5.7%)
09:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> theyre pretty good
10:00 <simba> go awayyyyyy Q
14:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHCyaJS4Cbs
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2. (Nov 12, 2012) 1:50 - Category: Entertainment - 38,348,578 views - 242,641 likes (97.7%), 5,699 dislikes (2.3%)
17:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ1Mz7kGVf0
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2. (Mar 11, 2013) 2:04 - Category: Entertainment - 22,547,679 views - 196,240 likes (97%), 5,966 dislikes (3%)
34:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6G6CZT7h4k
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2 (Feb 25, 2013) 1:39 - Category: Entertainment - 33,756,465 views - 294,061 likes (98.1%), 5,709 dislikes (1.9%)
55:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tvy_Pbe5NA
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Epic Rap Battle: Nerd vs. Geek (Oct 3, 2013) 3:44 - Category: Comedy - 9,648,014 views - 166,071 likes (98.1%), 3,171 dislikes (1.9%)
58:00 <MrMark> we all gettin pissed!!!!!
07:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kRAKXFrYQ4
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Moses vs Santa Claus. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2 (Dec 10, 2012) 2:20 - Category: Entertainment - 45,462,770 views - 361,460 likes (96.6%), 12,883 dislikes (3.4%)
08:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20GBTebvhOQ
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Teens React to Epic Rap Battles of History (May 19, 2013) 9:52 - Category: Entertainment - 11,204,438 views - 136,857 likes (97.4%), 3,672 dislikes (2.6%)
12:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOgBdvv3v-k
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Darth Vader VS Hitler Epic Rap Battles of History Versions 1, 2 and 3 (Jan 3, 2014) 0 - Category: Film and Animation - 66,684 views - 341 likes (96.1%), 14 dislikes (3.9%)
18:00 <Mew> are you on a quest for the most disappointing youtube video Q{_Mr_Miracle?
20:00 <Rak> now look what you've done
20:00 <Rak> you monster
21:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> theyre so good
21:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> i want i see them all
21:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> theyre brilliant
22:00 <Mew> how long do you reckon it will take you to watch them all?
22:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> i seen them all already
22:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> next series starts may 5th
23:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> they had 1 billion views
24:00 <Mew> damn
25:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epic_Rap_Battles_of_History
26:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> The first three rap battles were each shot on a $50 budget.
27:00 <Doodle> i wish someone would shoot you on a $50 budget
28:00 <MrMark> we all gettin pissed!!!!!
28:00 <Mew> hay doodl
28:00 <Mew> ill donate $25
28:00 <Doodle> hai Mew o//
30:00 <Mew> happy easter!!!!!!!!!!
31:00 <Doodle> same to you ^_^
32:00 <Mew> i bought an old school polaroid camera from 1976 this morning
32:00 <Mew> instead of chocolate
32:00 <Doodle> lol nice
32:00 <Doodle> can you still get film for them
32:00 <Mew> i hope so
33:00 <Mew> if not it was only $5 and would just look cool as an ornament
33:00 <Doodle> retro stylez
33:00 <Doodle> if you like that stuff
33:00 <Mew> the deal was it was $5 so long as i took everything else that was in the same crate as it
33:00 <Doodle> i have a 60s hoover here thats orange
33:00 <Doodle> that i cant get rid of
33:00 <Mew> retro chic
33:00 <Mew> hahaha
33:00 <Mew> is it ruining the theme of your house?
34:00 <Doodle> its really good at sucking dirt up to the top of the carpet, but not actually picking anything up
34:00 <Doodle> lol something like that
34:00 <Mew> you should put it out on the street with a sign saying "magical hoover" and some spoiled brat will con his parents into taking it home
34:00 <Apples> `seen matthew
34:00 <prowl> Apples, Matthew ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #random 19 hours 15 minutes ago (19.04. 17:18) stating "Quit: " after spending 2 hours 28 minutes there.
34:00 <Mew> BUT MUM ITZ MAJIKEL
35:00 <Apples> simba
35:00 <Doodle> lol i tried selling it on ebay for like $10 but people wanted me to POST it
35:00 <Mew> lmfao
35:00 <Doodle> 'can u dismantle it and mail it'
35:00 <Doodle> 'no'
35:00 <Mew> that'll be $10 = $89.72 postage pls
36:00 <Doodle> yeah lol
36:00 <Mew> no thx bye
36:00 <Mew> +*
36:00 <Mew> do you get hard rubbish picked up or do you want to actually sell it for money?
36:00 <Doodle> we dont have hard rubbish here
37:00 <Doodle> and no i just want it gone
37:00 <Doodle> i cant really stick it in the car and take it to the tip
37:00 <Mew> our friends took a load to the dump the other day and theyve got this cool new rule where you cant dump fridges, mattresses or tvs at the dump
37:00 <Doodle> yeah they have that here too
37:00 <Mew> what are the 3 most common things people have to take to the dump
37:00 <Mew> and wheres the magical dump that DO take these things lol
37:00 <Doodle> dead bodies lawn clippings and empty vb bottles
38:00 <Doodle> you have to take them to a recycling joint
38:00 <Mew> maybe they could skin a few people and stuff a fridge inside them
38:00 <doctor> sounds like a gay ol time
38:00 <Mew> indeed
39:00 <Mew> pffff a recycling joint
39:00 <Mew> thats gonna cause more shit than its worth
39:00 <Doodle> indeed
39:00 <Fez> Just donate them
39:00 <Mew> bogans will now just throw their crap into the ocean and speed off in their falcoon
39:00 <Doodle> you cant donate mattresses
39:00 <Fez> Drop them off at a donation bin
39:00 <Fez> Well. Yea you can
39:00 <Doodle> thats socially irresponsible
40:00 <Fez> Ive done it heaps
40:00 <Fez> Donate
40:00 <Doodle> nobody wants your flea bitten cum crusted mattress
40:00 <doctor> side of the road seems to be where a lot of the bottles end up around here
40:00 <Fez> Vinnies did
40:00 <Fez> And it wasnt mine
40:00 <Doodle> i bet they torched it after you left
41:00 <Fez> So
41:00 <Serenity> we have a special place for fridges etc
41:00 <Fez> Not my problem after i dropped it off
41:00 <Doodle> is it the kitchen sezz?
41:00 <Serenity> no but it will be your ass in a minute
41:00 <Doodle> lolol
41:00 <Fez> Metal scrap yard
41:00 <Doodle> yeah metal scrap for fridges
58:00 <MrMark> oooer
59:00 <[Maverick]> GET OUT OF IT MRMARK 
59:00 <[Maverick]> nerdygirl is mine 
59:00 <MrMark> well ok
00:00 <ZeroDistance> bebe u so nurdy
01:00 <MrMark> oooer
01:00 <Nikky`> everyone loves a bit of nerd
01:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn malwarebytes
01:00 <ZeroDistance> stop showin me msgs
01:00 <ZeroDistance> I GOT A BIT OF NERD FOR YOU NIKZ
01:00 <Nikky`> lol
01:00 <ZeroDistance> bam! 
01:00 <Nikky`> Thats the kind of nerd I like ;o)
02:00 <ZeroDistance> word
02:00 <Serenity> is she a real nerd or one of those puts a pair of glasses on and takes a photo with her tits hanging out kind of nerd
02:00 <Nikky`> kind of nerd I am ;o)
02:00 <Nikky`> hehe jk 
03:00 <Fez> Someone needs to find that out
03:00 <Nikky`> I have no tits to hang out
03:00 <ZeroDistance> hate waking up feeling sedated
03:00 <ZeroDistance> good
03:00 <ZeroDistance> if they 'hang' out
03:00 <ZeroDistance> :/
05:00 <Serenity> yes well not everyone can help having big boobs
05:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> [Maverick], nerdygirl is all urs
05:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> i cant talk to the girl
05:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> i dont understand her lingo
05:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=LHL16av4C9k#t=33
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ♠ Flyboard ♠ HD (Feb 3, 2013) 6:05 - Category: People and Blogs - 1,433,203 views - 4,994 likes (96.5%), 179 dislikes (3.5%)
05:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> oops wrong link
05:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE5iL41cKB4
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Steve Jobs, vs Bill Gates. Epic Rap, Battles, of History, 1 Hour Long Remix (Jul 27, 2012) 01:00:28 - Category: Music - 22,965 views - 83 likes (34.4%), 158 dislikes (65.6%)
09:00 <ZeroDistance> there aint nothin wrong with big moobs
09:00 <ZeroDistance> so boys let me slappem!
15:00 <MrMark> kinky
21:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> i like this one too
21:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> theyre good mang
21:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA4tLCGcTG4
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny. Epic Rap Battles of History #8 (Apr 20, 2011) 1:57 - Category: Film and Animation - 31,662,689 views - 121,673 likes (94.5%), 7,053 dislikes (5.5%)
24:00 <MrMark> we all gettin pissed!!!!!
26:00 <Rak> of course.  it's easter
27:00 <ZeroDistance> hm
28:00 <MrMark> wooohoooo Rak!!!
28:00 <MrMark> what ya drinkin Rak!!!!
28:00 <Rak> alternating between whisky, bourbon, and cognac
28:00 <MrMark> awesome!!!
29:00 <MrMark> scotch and vodka and VB here
30:00 <Nikky`> I've had two coffees - i'm such a rebel
30:00 <MrMark> jesus h christ
31:00 <Rak> what kind of coffee?
31:00 <MrMark> pussy coffee
31:00 <MrMark> ehehehe
31:00 <Mew> irish cawfee
31:00 <Nikky`> Moccona
32:00 <[Maverick]> mewtang
33:00 <Mew> darc horse
33:00 <[Maverick]> how are ya 
33:00 <Mew> awesome thanks, you?
34:00 <[Maverick]> Yeah not bad 
34:00 <[Maverick]> not baddddd
34:00 <[Maverick]> how's your easter going? 
34:00 <Mew> what should i name my bongo drum?
34:00 <Mew> OH
34:00 <MrMark> jesus h christ on a bicycle
34:00 <Mew> its going great
35:00 <Mew> naked frenchie just came over and i had some chardonnay that had been sitting in the sunshine for a few days cos i forgot it was out there
35:00 <Mew> and a half bottle of port
35:00 <[Maverick]> noice one 
35:00 <Mew> last night i rubbed the rims of them with two very hot chillies that ive been keeping for a rainy day
35:00 <Mew> and just to set it off i dusted the rims in cayenne pepper and ground chillies
35:00 <Mew> and made him drink them
36:00 <[Maverick]> hahah 
36:00 <[Maverick]> goddd 
36:00 <Mew> he was swigging the chardonay and hes like "nope theres definitely something wrong with that"
36:00 <Mew> then he tried the port and hes like "omg theres something weird with this one too its gone all spicy!!"
36:00 <Mew> hehehehehe
36:00 <[Maverick]> hahahahah 
37:00 <Mew> i said oh yeah that one mustve gone off cos port gets a bit of a spicy flavour when its out
37:00 <[Maverick]> hahah 
38:00 <[Maverick]> also.. call your bongo.. mr pinchy! 
38:00 <MrMark> Jesus was on drugs
38:00 <Mew> mr pinchy
38:00 <Mew> ?
39:00 <MrMark> yes
40:00 <[Maverick]> it's what homer called his lobster 
40:00 <Mew> oh hahaha
40:00 <Mew> some other lady stained the wood on her drum with coffee and shes like "oh what should i call it!!!" and i said how about moccona or nescafe or something
40:00 <Mew> and then shes like "i know! ill call it coffee drum!!
41:00 <Mew> k woteva u dum bich
41:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> <-- on the prowl to deflower handsome lads tonight
42:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> oh hi MrMark 
43:00 <Mew> you deflower your little heart out weird indian guy
44:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> yah looking for inspiration for me new temple scuptures
44:00 <Serenity> is Q indian as well as american?
45:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> no
45:00 <Mew> yep
45:00 <Mew> maybe you could deflower a cow
45:00 <Mew> for your sculpture
45:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> not american, not indian
45:00 <Serenity> you are living in yank land
45:00 <Serenity> youre american
46:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> ah i see ur logic now
46:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> no wonder they only keep terrorist at guantanamo bay
47:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> coz theyre unamerican
48:00 <Mew> he is indian
48:00 <Mew> in the same sense that Student is indian
48:00 <Mew> even though he isnt
48:00 <Mew> they both look indian and speak broken engrish
48:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> yeh but in different accent
49:00 <Mew> yeh totes
51:00 <MrMark> we all gettin pissed!!!!!
54:00 <Mew> j-kwon is just gettin tipsy thanks
56:00 <MrMark> oooer
56:00 <MrMark> ive just donee 3/4 a bottle of vodka
56:00 <Mew> you should try soaking a tampon in the other 1/4 and then inserting it in your bum bum
56:00 <Mew> for maximum effect
56:00 <MrMark> no
57:00 <Mew> hi couleurs 
57:00 <MrMark> lick my anus
57:00 <couleurs> hi Mew 
57:00 <Mew> not before you clean it with vodka!
58:00 <couleurs> what you done today me watched tv
58:00 <PISSS> MrMark is a FAGGOT
58:00 <Mew> what was that guys nick?
58:00 <PISSS> Pantha
59:00 <Mew> i dont think it was pantha
59:00 <couleurs> robbie and then something else
59:00 <Mew> are you using mibbit couleurs?
59:00 <couleurs> yea
59:00 <Mew> KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWL
59:00 <Mew> your nick lights up when you're typing something
59:00 <Mew> i assume mine does too 
00:00 <couleurs> yours too it goes red
00:00 <couleurs> and you can do smileys :) :p :o :D :s ;)
00:00 <Mew> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
00:00 <couleurs> out of control
00:00 <Fez> Poop
00:00 <Mew> THIS IS MENTAL
01:00 <Mew> until element comes and ruins all the fun
01:00 <Mew> have you had some chocolate today couleurs?
02:00 <PISSS> Pantha
02:00 <couleurs> yes i had a few lindt balls... n u
02:00 <Mew> not yet
02:00 <Mew> i had a hot x bun fresh out the oven though
02:00 <Mew> fruitless
03:00 <Mew> none of this gay homo fruit filled hot x bun shit
03:00 <couleurs> nice
05:00 <couleurs> n e other gossip...
07:00 <Picard> ello
07:00 <Picard> happy egg day cunts
10:00 <couleurs> thank u
10:00 <Nikky`> Now I feel better
11:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> u took a dump?
11:00 <Nikky`> Don't be rude
11:00 <Nikky`> I had a shower
12:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> oh sowwy i forgot to use medical term 'defecated'
12:00 <Mew> the shower dump?
12:00 <Mew> so satisfying pushing the little squidgey bits down the plug hole
12:00 <Mew> its like playdoh in reverse
12:00 <Nikky`> ewww
12:00 <Nikky`> hehe
13:00 <Nikky`> Thats what I did Mew..now rub my feet :P
13:00 <Picard> u still smell
13:00 <Picard> sure u didnt take a dump in your pants?
13:00 <Mew> with pleasure Nikky`
14:00 <Mew> one of my friends boyfriends used to have to shower after every time he poo'd because he felt unclean
14:00 <Picard> :P
14:00 <Mew> tp and baby wipes were not enough for that man
14:00 <Picard> lol Mew
14:00 <Nikky`> Didn't work then? or held it in till home time?
15:00 <Mew> held it in til home time
15:00 <Mew> i think he knew his poo schedule pretty well
15:00 <Mew> with a procedure like that you'd have to have a good action plan
15:00 <Nikky`> weird
15:00 <Picard> i dont feel comfortable pooping in other peoples toilets
15:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> well that is good training
16:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> go to bathroom and sort all his stuff
16:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> ppl go to toilet on average 6 times per day
17:00 <Picard> who does this research
18:00 <Mew> a guy we lived with would poo at 7:30 every morning no matter what almost to the second
19:00 <Mew> and id need to use the bathroom at 7:45 to get ready for work
19:00 <Mew> so i passionately hated him and the smell of his shit for a while
19:00 <MrMark> more booze!!!!
20:00 <BlackDevil> Serenity http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/3n8IWna.gif
22:00 <BlackDevil> Picard http://i.imgur.com/JOixLYR.gif
23:00 <[Maverick]> THE SNOZZBERRIES TASTE LIKE SNOZZBERRIES 
25:00 <Mew> hahah
25:00 <Mew> oh what the fuck
26:00 <Mew> theres a coffee called Wiener Melange
26:00 <Mew> amazing
26:00 <BlackDevil> maybe
26:00 <MrMark> more booze!!!!
29:00 <BlackDevil> yea
29:00 <BlackDevil> thats like it
31:00 <BlackDevil> so
31:00 <BlackDevil> a
31:00 <BlackDevil> 12
31:00 <BlackDevil> hour
31:00 <BlackDevil> day
31:00 <BlackDevil> i used 57% of battery
31:00 <BlackDevil> 47%
32:00 <Mew> you might save battery from not hitting the enter key so often
32:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
32:00 <BlackDevil> save battery
33:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> yeh shes blonde BlackDevil 
34:00 <Mew> yes save battery lol
34:00 <MrMark> sexy!!!!!
34:00 <Mew> thats how i talk okay so you need to deal with it
34:00 <Mew> you get the jism
34:00 <couleurs> :)
35:00 <PISSS> MrMark is a FAGGOT
41:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/OUq2E2Lloa0
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guy Installs Shower to Stop People Peeing In His Alley Funny Shower Revenge [HD] (May 28, 2013) 4:29 - Category: Comedy - 276,815 views - 2,141 likes (94.9%), 115 dislikes (5.1%)
46:00 <couleurs> shhh the royals are at toranger zoo
49:00 <Mew> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/542545_406403916082526_1605388188_n.jpg
50:00 <Mew> for BlackDevil 
52:00 <BlackDevil> better be tits
52:00 <BlackDevil> i guess they were
56:00 <Fez> Dafuq
58:00 <Mew> yeah in a way
58:00 <Mew> isnt it weird how dogs lactate when they have a phantom pregnancy
59:00 <Fez> Isnt it weird how that came fron left feild :)
59:00 <BlackDevil> banned vine videos http://www.vkmag.com/magazine/gewaagde_vine_compilatie_1
00:00 <Mew> we were in the field of tits Fez 
00:00 <Fez> Ah
01:00 <Fez> But .. yea ok
01:00 <Fez> I like tits
01:00 <Mew> get wit da prograaaaaaaam
01:00 <BlackDevil> Mew http://www.crazyshit.com/site/pics/images/2011/10/11-big-white-booty.jpg
01:00 <Nikky`> Love field of tits
01:00 <Mew> it'd be the comfiest place to sleep under the stars
01:00 <Mew> all warm and smooshy
01:00 <Fez> Oh fuck yea
01:00 <Fez> Lol
01:00 <Nikky`> hehe true
02:00 <Fez> If you could sleep
02:00 <Mew> wow thats some srs badonkadonk BlackDevil 
02:00 <Mew> i could sleep on them
03:00 <Fez> I be too busy groping them
03:00 <Mew> its pretty chilly over here today
04:00 <Mew> might be time to crank the fireplace
04:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> theyre not safe to sleep on mew
04:00 <Fez> Wherever that is
04:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> prone to foul gas
04:00 <Mew> ......i dont think boobs emit foul gas Q{_Mr_Miracle 
04:00 <Mew> but good try
04:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> ^ booty
05:00 <Fez> They emit milk :)
05:00 <Mew> was talking about boobs
05:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> oh in that case its ok
05:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> some ppl been installing mp3 in their boob jobs
05:00 <Mew> oh excellent im glad youve cleared that for us
05:00 <Mew> thanks buddy
06:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> theyre working on beer dispenser units too
07:00 <Mew> you can already use boobs as beer dispensers
07:00 <Mew> you just lodge the can under your boob and lean over the glass
07:00 <Fez> Mmmm
08:00 <Fez> Cover boobs in beer.. then drink
08:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> <-- talking about genetically modify to give out beer instead of milk
09:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> (jk with beer)
09:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> but im sure surgeons can cramp in the beers with the mp3
11:00 <Mew> how would you charge the mp3 player
12:00 <Mew> would there be a port on the side of the boob where you plug in the headphones
13:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10/13/mp3_breast_implant/
13:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> im reading up now...
14:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> maybe by induction
16:00 <couleurs> the worst links
16:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> http://www.ohgizmo.com/2005/10/25/breast-implants-and-bluetooth-technology/
17:00 <Mew> ahhh that makes more sense
17:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> oh they recharge by motion
17:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> walking and running action recharges
18:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> much like watch without batteries
20:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> like them new fangle radios and torches that recharge by shaking
20:00 <Mew> https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSE0TPg4eOrvCYWy6ERYVT7vStxertMNJogNb4uO6ybYh8x48Of
20:00 <Mew> im eating one of those right now 
20:00 <Mew> its so delicious
21:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> whats the white thing inside?
21:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> sherbit?
22:00 <Mew> its a mousse
22:00 <Mew> http://blueskydaze.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/41.jpg?w=472&h=354
22:00 <couleurs> I Want That
31:00 <couleurs> I Still Want That
35:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_631496&feature=iv&src_vid=njos57IJf-0&v=qh-mwjF-OMo
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Epic Rap Battles Of History - Behind the Scenes - Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates. (Jun 14, 2012) 3:35 - Category: Howto and Style - 2,559,738 views - 18,385 likes (98.7%), 237 dislikes (1.3%)
39:00 <couleurs> the worst links
40:00 <Rak> this will cleanse
40:00 <Rak> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIQMptnTf0s
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kevin Spacey's Impressions (Jul 30, 2013) 6:22 - Category: People and Blogs - 136,496 views - 751 likes (99.3%), 5 dislikes (0.7%)
41:00 <couleurs> SEEN IT
46:00 <Rak> ok then this
46:00 <Rak> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDPNWm0Arqw
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: the superjesus - Down Again live acoustic GZ March 1998 (May 11, 2009) 0 - Category: Music - 4,923 views - 12 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
46:00 <couleurs> Gross
46:00 <Rak> :/
50:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtdxFLFjFVI
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I Feel Good - James Brown - Pomplamoose (Apr 15, 2014) 3:48 - Category: Music - 512,436 views - 6,550 likes (92.1%), 561 dislikes (7.9%)
53:00 <couleurs> nope
54:00 <PISSS> couleurs, do you ever PISSS on the toilet seat?
54:00 <Rak> don't like that classics at all?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z66wVo7uNw
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Curtis Mayfield - Move On Up (Dec 22, 2009) 8:49 - Category: Music - 6,902,995 views - 31,849 likes (99.2%), 248 dislikes (0.8%)
54:00 <couleurs> hehe
55:00 <PISSS> couleurs, do you ever PISSS on the toilet seat?
56:00 <couleurs> only at public toilets
56:00 <PISSS> Do you do it on purpose?
57:00 <PISSS> pisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
57:00 <PISSS> PISSS
57:00 <couleurs> Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
57:00 <PISSS> PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
58:00 <couleurs> u rok
58:00 <PISSS> couleurs have you ever shit on the toilet seat
58:00 <PISSS> to leave a surprise for the toilets next patron?
59:00 <couleurs> ...no
00:00 <PISSS> darn
00:00 <PISSS> oh well
00:00 <PISSS> PISSS
00:00 <couleurs> Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
00:00 <PISSS> Bitch
03:00 <Mew> there used to be these paddle pop brown stick ice creams and once i left a bit on the school toilet seat so someone would think it was poo
03:00 <Mew> this is a pic of it https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1.0-9/262875_10150322284708708_4979476_n.jpg
04:00 <couleurs> :o
10:00 <ZeroDistance> too much *breathes* pizza
11:00 <lapotr> couleurs is selfish
11:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> http://www.dailylife.com.au/life-and-love/parenting-and-families/an-atheists-guide-to-explaining-easter-to-children-20140420-36yav.html
15:00 <PISSS> that is an awesome picture from Mew
15:00 <PISSS> rol
15:00 <PISSS> f
15:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> lapotr, reminds of me of potiphar
15:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=kKOJfrljowk#t=13
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Potiphar - Joseph film, HD (Nov 11, 2008) 4:39 - Category: Entertainment - 494,865 views - 640 likes (93.2%), 47 dislikes (6.8%)
18:00 <ZeroDistance> u now haz energy drink!
18:00 <ZeroDistance> x2
19:00 <PISSS> ZeroDistance: do you ever pisssssssss on your own leg?
28:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> http://www.dailylife.com.au/life-and-love/parenting-and-families/an-atheists-guide-to-explaining-easter-to-children-20140420-36yav.html
34:00 <couleurs> lapotr is a shellfish 
36:00 <couleurs> 666Liver666Pool666
37:00 <TheRon> suck
37:00 <Urination> pisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
38:00 <TheRon> urination of the nation, give us a hand
40:00 <couleurs> :)
40:00 <beehhh> my lenovo battery bang
41:00 <couleurs> ha ha
42:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> Marquess said that after Heartbleed helped expose the OpenSSL project's meagre resources, the group received $US17,000 in donations, almost entirely from individuals outside the United States. The highest individual donation was $US300; the lowest was 2 cents.
42:00 <TheRon> has anybody over easter stopped drinking for more than 5 minutes??
43:00 <ZeroDistance> havent had a drop all easter..
43:00 <ZeroDistance> will at cinema later tho
44:00 <TheRon> crap movie?
44:00 <couleurs> u bloodey beautey
44:00 <ZeroDistance> nah good one The Grand Budapest Hotel
44:00 <ZeroDistance> wes anderson film
44:00 <beehhh> i bought another 3lt cask of grand sud merlot
45:00 <beehhh> best ever even with these turmoil situation im still in control with myself
45:00 <TheRon> wes anderson, other movies??
45:00 <couleurs> cask merlot lol
45:00 <beehhh> Tokarev is a good film
45:00 <ZeroDistance> moonrise kingdom
45:00 <ZeroDistance> darjeeling limited
45:00 <beehhh> lots of slashing by nick cage
45:00 <TheRon> i actually havent heard of the grand budapest hotel
45:00 <ZeroDistance> that aqua one with bill murray
46:00 <Urination> weeeee weeeeees
46:00 <ZeroDistance> royal tennasduabaums however its spelt
46:00 <ZeroDistance> I hadnt untill last night
46:00 <TheRon> i think i've heard of that one
46:00 <ZeroDistance> looks lolarious!
46:00 <couleurs> wes anderson makes great movies
46:00 <TheRon> i like will anderson
47:00 <beehhh> some dickhead puncture my tyre again
48:00 <TheRon> playing trivial pursuit over the weekend, we decided the genus edition was taking too long so we reverted back to the the young persons edition
48:00 <couleurs> i was browseing the internet and there's like 3 or 4 good movies this year... 
48:00 <ZeroDistance> ^5 couleurs
48:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah
49:00 <beehhh> i used to regular at young n jackson on flinders cnr late 90's
50:00 <beehhh> alot of construction jobs were happening
50:00 <ZeroDistance> i love your online biography
51:00 <ZeroDistance> beats any christopher hitchens shit
52:00 <TheRon> i've been drinking for 12 hours a day over the weekend, no hangover it's great
53:00 <beehhh> grand sud's merlot is full of goodness
53:00 <beehhh> 3lt = 4bottles
53:00 <TheRon> is that someones grappa??
53:00 <beehhh> good amount of black cherries presense
54:00 <beehhh> french wine with several best awards
54:00 <couleurs> wow imagine if you drank some real wine beehhh 
54:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> ^ lol
54:00 <TheRon> everybody wants to rule the world
55:00 <doctor> not me i don't
55:00 <TheRon> shout shout let it all out
55:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjZKLNOSwm8
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: WTMMT #76 - Grand Sud Merlot (Feb 25, 2013) 2:00 - Category: Entertainment - 765 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
56:00 <TheRon> mad world?
56:00 <beehhh> superb n hint of spiecy with black cherry n ruby dark grapes
56:00 <beehhh> my mind is getting stronger yin n yang are being connected
58:00 <couleurs> pls no
00:00 <TheRon> woo hoo another day of easter to go
00:00 <couleurs> woo hoo
01:00 <TheRon> more beer
01:00 <Rak> spirits
02:00 <couleurs> ghosts
02:00 <beehhh> having it now
02:00 <TheRon> hows the tipping going??
02:00 <beehhh> who knows what tomorrow holds
02:00 <TheRon> i got port thats all
03:00 <beehhh> every chicks reckon i smell nice must be the wine
03:00 <beehhh> years back whole of south yarra smelt like wine does anyone can recall
03:00 <beehhh> before the millenium
03:00 <TheRon> i reckon you smell more like werribee
03:00 <beehhh> love is in the air
04:00 <beehhh> wild turkey does
04:00 <beehhh> apparently his house is right next a toxic tip
06:00 <beehhh> http://www.grandsud.ca/index-EN.html
08:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> Nicknamed Kim Jong-Ale, no expense would be spared to get him his brewery. And that meant taking apart a Scottish brewery, literally down to the bricks and the toilet seats, and shipping it to North Korea, where it was reassembled.
08:00 <TheRon> i played scrabble over the weekend, there are too many two letter words for my liking
09:00 <beehhh> they have only this and grange cask available but in limited pieces
10:00 <TheRon> more beer
10:00 <beehhh> beer gives me bubble
10:00 <TheRon> beer gives you wings
11:00 <beehhh> rather enjoy some fine wine
11:00 <TheRon> thompson twins doctor , how good is this song??
12:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> <-- loves 2 letter words
12:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> :-)
12:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> i know them all
13:00 <beehhh> this merlot is supreme of its kind
13:00 <TheRon> i used a Q and placed it with two i's, 22 points
13:00 <ZeroDistance> pea smoke
13:00 <beehhh> light boiled smooth and silky texture with a hint of spice
13:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> and i dont just mean english words
13:00 <ZeroDistance> peace smoke
13:00 <ZeroDistance> no
13:00 <ZeroDistance> pea smoke!
13:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> :D
13:00 <TheRon> anything that is scottish is fair game apparently
13:00 <beehhh> next glass would be peter vella to save the expensive wine
14:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> ki
14:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> qi
14:00 <beehhh> french ruled the canada
15:00 <TheRon> i made use of the double word scores a lot
16:00 <beehhh> just go to bed and forget about the world
16:00 <beehhh> nothing good is happening here
16:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> i played scrabble with geniuses before 
16:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> i made them fuming mad
16:00 <TheRon> i used a shedload of little words yesterday and scored heaps
17:00 <beehhh> cognative health is a vital key for general welbeing and wine is certainly helpful in that perspective
17:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> wonderful
17:00 <TheRon> like i used the word job and made 28
17:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> so its a well deserved drinking time then
18:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> to kill off some neurons to bring urself down 
19:00 <TheRon> i've also been playing that game 2048
19:00 <TheRon> i keep getting to 510
19:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> 'fuming mad' <-- mean they all went crazy and toss board in air kind of thing
20:00 <beehhh> some good merlot indeed
22:00 <beehhh> i need work without my new pc and about damn time brain is trying to send you a msg
22:00 <TheRon> anybody else thinking "thank christ!"
25:00 <doctor> I'll thank Christ at the end
25:00 <couleurs> i hope beehhh get's aids from his gf's little penis
25:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=radFwHzD-PM
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pretenders - Back On The Chain Gang ((HD/HQ)) 1982 (May 17, 2012) 3:44 - Category: Music - 75,089 views - 409 likes (98.3%), 7 dislikes (1.7%)
26:00 <TheRon> eric carmen - hungry eyes
26:00 <TheRon> hello ladies
32:00 <couleurs> hiiiiiii
32:00 <TheRon> i just died in your arms tonight, must've been something you said
35:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> i tend to make words up
35:00 <TheRon> make up words look them up later
36:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> often astonished that words dont show up in dictionaries
36:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> ^ lol
37:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> ppl that do that have advantage playing with me lol
37:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> coz i would accept it
37:00 <Urination> Urine Urine Urine Urine Urine Urine Urine Urine Urine Urine Urine Urine Urine Urine Urine Urine 
38:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> i would accept things like qii
39:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> i would accept it without explaination
39:00 <TheRon> qat is a word
40:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> yemen
40:00 <TheRon> thats a country
40:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> yeh where the word came from
41:00 <ZeroDistance> THE WORD POOP CAME FROM THE GREEK POOPIUS
41:00 <ZeroDistance> MEANING
41:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> word from any language shoud be legit
41:00 <ZeroDistance> TO POOPIUS ON SOMEONES FACE
41:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> like all world currencies is legit
42:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> word*
42:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> world*
42:00 <TheRon> currency is legit
42:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> im listening to too many videos at same time
42:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> im going wacked
42:00 <TheRon> stoned?
42:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> nope
42:00 <TheRon> it's irc i just assume
43:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> i dont drink or smoke weeked
43:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> weed*
43:00 <ZeroDistance> i drink weedohol
43:00 <ZeroDistance> with piss cubes
44:00 <TheRon> how do you get thru easter without alcohol??
45:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> wow the mormons are going online
45:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> 'chat with mormons'
45:00 <TheRon> dum dum dum
46:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> good news.... troll time
46:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> :D
46:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> who wants to come to check them out
46:00 <TheRon> is chris a mormon??
46:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> i go as da devol
46:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> who wants to come as me side kick
47:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> sidekick*
48:00 <TheRon> that big "r" could be construed as retard
48:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> online missionary can convert up to 30 ppl per year
49:00 <TheRon> i wanna convert to latvian orthodox
49:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> omg theres a book called 'art of trolling'
53:00 <TheRon> i'm addicted to you babe, you're a hard habit to break
57:00 <couleurs> thank u
57:00 <TheRon> i was singing about geelong cats
58:00 <couleurs> corn da cats
00:00 <TheRon> think about it there must be higher love
02:00 <couleurs> u bloodey beautey
02:00 <TheRon> i like easter boobs
02:00 <Mew> couleurs u lil rippa
02:00 <SomeFatCunt> Mew no one uses irc anymore
03:00 <TheRon> nope noone
03:00 <couleurs> :)
03:00 <Mew> o dam
03:00 <Urination> Urine Urine Urine Urine Urine Urine Urine 
03:00 <TheRon> just plug it into my veins
04:00 <Mew> littering aaaaaaaaaand...
04:00 <SomeFatCunt> beehhh likes lady boys
04:00 <beehhh> ya tear the box apart and squezee the last drop into a glass
04:00 <beehhh> thats what ya do
05:00 <beehhh> got another cask thank gord
05:00 <SomeFatCunt> beehhh have you ever sucked a penis?
05:00 <beehhh> yes my gf's
05:00 <beehhh> bitch swallows me but
05:00 <TheRon> robin swallows, maiden name spits?
06:00 <beehhh> only a man can read a man
06:00 <beehhh> mum never could
07:00 <TheRon> reading women is impossible
08:00 <beehhh> only possible if they are paid
08:00 <Q{_Mr_Miracle> women are beautiful whats so hard about reading them
09:00 <TheRon> we get blined by their beauty
09:00 <TheRon> blinded
09:00 <SomeFatCunt> your gf has down syndrome
09:00 <TheRon> carlton are 30 points up, fuck me
10:00 <beehhh> they see thing differently
10:00 <SomeFatCunt> cmon blues
10:00 <SomeFatCunt> beehhh whats ur tip when it comes to rape
10:00 <beehhh> to you an angel behind you might be someone else
10:00 <Mew> raw
10:00 <TheRon> eagles - i can't tell you why
10:00 <Mew> ha ha ha
11:00 <beehhh> tokarev
11:00 <SomeFatCunt> lol
11:00 <beehhh> i like the rage of nick cage for the first time
11:00 <beehhh> so me
12:00 <SomeFatCunt> beehhh is the devil
12:00 <beehhh> tasman devil
12:00 <SomeFatCunt> :)
12:00 <SomeFatCunt> why did u invite me here beehhh
13:00 <SomeFatCunt> You told there was going to be people chatting
13:00 <TheRon> Mew: show us your tits!
13:00 <SomeFatCunt> Hello Skirmish have u cum to chat?
14:00 <Skirmish> Your powers of deduction are amazing.
14:00 <beehhh> can bring a bottle of wine for me too Mew
14:00 <Skirmish> Last night shift … tomorrow night is “Drink lots of beer” night. 
14:00 <SomeFatCunt> Skirmish you need to hit your women more often to keep her in check
15:00 <Mew> absolutely i can bring you a bottle of ratsakignon blanc
15:00 <Mew> it will be delicious make sure you drink it all up now
15:00 <Skirmish> SomeFatCunt: Violence against women isn’t a joke. 
15:00 <beehhh> im having a cask of grand sud merlot as we are speaking
15:00 <TheRon> BUT IT'S STILL PRETTY FUNNY
15:00 <beehhh> bottles are expensive
16:00 <SomeFatCunt> women like a bad guy
16:00 <beehhh> yeah
16:00 <beehhh> watch tokarev and become a bad ass mofo
16:00 <Skirmish> You have no idea what women want or like SomeFatCunt. 
16:00 <beehhh> sliece every cunt even ur best mates
16:00 <SomeFatCunt> Your a bogan Skirmish
17:00 <Skirmish> That is an incorrect statement. 
17:00 <beehhh> Skirmish is a fraudster
17:00 <SomeFatCunt> did u find ur gf on IRC?
18:00 <SomeFatCunt> the one with the redneck father
19:00 <Skirmish> What? 
19:00 <Skirmish> Once … just once I want someone to try and insult me that has some kind of intellect. 
19:00 <TheRon> everybodies talking about the new sound but it's still rock n roll to me
20:00 <Skirmish> Just once.  I don’t ask for much. 
20:00 <Mew> happy easter 'Mish
20:00 <Skirmish> Happy Zombie Jesus Day to you and your family Mew. 
20:00 <beehhh> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t31/1932709_260863440753347_927521947_o.jpg
20:00 <beehhh> my ts girl & I
21:00 <Mew> tyvm sir 
21:00 <TheRon> is it any coincidence that gary ablett jnr rose from the ashes and led the gold coast suns to victory??
21:00 <TheRon> i think not
21:00 <TheRon> you like to keep a lollipop down there?
21:00 <Skirmish> I should have downloaded more Vikings before I come to work. 
21:00 <SomeFatCunt> Happy Easter to you and your inbred family Skirmish
21:00 <Skirmish> SomeFatCunt: Is that the best you have?  
22:00 <SomeFatCunt> Lol
22:00 <Skirmish> With the internet at your fingertips you still fail to achieve any kind of result with your attempts. 
22:00 <Skirmish> You are a failure in so many ways. 
22:00 <SomeFatCunt> we all know you are ''good at computers''
23:00 <Skirmish> Were I you … I would turn the computer off and go find something to throw a rope over and hang myself. 
23:00 <TheRon> one of these nights, one of these crazy old nights......
23:00 <SomeFatCunt> Your intelligence will get the better of you Skirmish
24:00 <Skirmish> You fail as a prophet as well.
24:00 <TheRon> a flase prophet?
24:00 <TheRon> false
25:00 <SomeFatCunt> Honestly Skirmish i dont know why u came here
26:00 <SomeFatCunt> Hey Hey Hey
26:00 <SomeFatCunt> Why are you here?
26:00 <Skirmish> To pass the time and chat with the few respectable people I enjoy chatting with. 
26:00 <Skirmish> Why are you here? 
26:00 <SomeFatCunt> you sound like a poofter with a glass of faggot wine
26:00 <TheRon> hey hey language,geez
27:00 <Skirmish> I understand that people with intelligence make you feel inferior. 
27:00 <TheRon> no need to be an arsehole
27:00 <beehhh> http://oi61.tinypic.com/5ck175.jpg
27:00 <Skirmish> You know why that happens SomeFatCunt?  Because you are inferior. 
27:00 <TheRon> maybe don't egg him on
27:00 <b-queen> pls can we all jus be best fwends forever
27:00 <b-queen> PLS
27:00 <SomeFatCunt> we can all be fiends
27:00 <Mew> eggcellent easter joke TheRon 
28:00 <couleurs> nice bich titts 
28:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: I’ve got 11.5 hours of getting paid to go … then I will turn it off and go home. 
28:00 <SomeFatCunt> Titts out for the Bald Men Mew
28:00 <beehhh> i was drunk n on undies
28:00 <TheRon> TITS OUT FOR THE BOYS, TITS OUT FOR THE BOYS!!
28:00 <SomeFatCunt> ha ha ha
29:00 <SomeFatCunt> Skirmish likes intelligent conversation
29:00 <TheRon> are they like those bbobs off south park in the aspen episode??
29:00 <TheRon> boobs
29:00 <Mew> do you get paid extra for public hol Skirmish?
29:00 <b-queen> bitch you not a hobbit right
29:00 <Urination> Skirmish
30:00 <TheRon> sometimes the women in women's curling like to shave their brush
30:00 <Skirmish> Mew: Double time and a half.  My pockets are going to be phat on Wednesday. 
30:00 <doctor> need an album beehhh with some deep poetry
30:00 <Mew> awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww shiiiiit nigguh
31:00 <SomeFatCunt> Youll be able to buy some new clothes mang
31:00 <Skirmish> ute is going in for it’s final service before the warranty runs out next week. Pockets will be less phat after that. 
31:00 <beehhh> i have moobs
31:00 <Skirmish> SomeFatCunt: I do need to buy some clothes for the cooler months.  Thanks for the reminder. 
31:00 <SomeFatCunt> Now i know why you retards flourish behind the screen
32:00 <Urination> Skirmish
32:00 <Skirmish> SomeFatCunt: Because we’re not you? 
32:00 <beehhh> mouth full of wine
32:00 <Apples> Skirmish is a loser
33:00 <Skirmish> Apples is forever alone.
33:00 <SomeFatCunt> tag team Apples
33:00 <b-queen> wot hotel would you pick in Vegas
33:00 <Apples> Skirmish how did you enjoy being tormented last night?
33:00 <Skirmish> SomeFatCunt: Even the two of you won’t be able to achieve anything. 
33:00 <beehhh> transvestite hotels
33:00 <Skirmish> Apples: You believe you are capable of things that in reality you are not. I admire your perisistence though. 
33:00 <Apples> SomeFatCunt, last night Skirmish was humbled by my superior intellect and wit
33:00 <b-queen> I don't think that sounds appealing just yet
34:00 <Apples> Skirmish was a little upset
34:00 <Apples> were you not Skirmish?
34:00 <beehhh> try another hard dildo
34:00 <Apples> It is a lot of fun tormenting someone who always takes your bait
34:00 <Skirmish> There is nothing worth getting upset about on irc.  If you believe otherwise you are a fool. 
34:00 <Apples> Skirmish is an easy target
34:00 <beehhh> dont play games with us boys mind
34:00 <SomeFatCunt> youll know when his raging on the keyboard ull hear it going tap tap tap
34:00 <Apples> hahaha
34:00 <Apples> he is a fat piece of shit isnt he?
35:00 <TheRon> aren't we all?
35:00 <Apples> SomeFatCunt: Skirmish claims to be able to 'keep up' with the NRLs finest players in the gym
35:00 <Apples> Skirmish consideres himself a bit of a gym junkie
35:00 <Apples> he asked me if I could life bro
35:00 <SomeFatCunt> *lift haha
35:00 <SomeFatCunt> you lift mang?
35:00 <Apples> yes
35:00 <Apples> lol
36:00 <Apples> Skirmish why dont you tell SomeFatCunt the story you told me
36:00 <Apples> about the nrl players in the gym
36:00 <Apples> Or ill just have to paste the logs over Skirmish
36:00 <Apples> we don't want that now do we?
36:00 <SomeFatCunt> he got naked for a bukkae session?
36:00 <TheRon> and about the nrl players a girl and a hotel room??
36:00 <Skirmish> You tell the story better Apples because it’s got your twist of being completely false. 
36:00 <beehhh> http://oi61.tinypic.com/5ck175.jpg what do you think Ana_Ng?
37:00 <SomeFatCunt> was he snorting drugs off a mirror?
37:00 <Ana_Ng> rowr
37:00 <Apples> Skirmish but i think its better if he hears it from you
37:00 <TheRon> it's just a song about ping pong
37:00 <Ana_Ng> a little nipple action there
37:00 <Skirmish> Paste the logs Apples.  
37:00 <Apples> Skirmish are you aware the you are a loser?
37:00 <Mew> you were doing so well Apples 
37:00 <Mew> go on
37:00 <TheRon> that song is actually about ping pong
38:00 <beehhh> im a drunken beast today
38:00 <beehhh> lots of ruby red n black cherry wine
38:00 <Apples> <Skirmish> I actually keep up with the fittest NRL players in the gym. *pouts* Do you even lift bro?
38:00 <TheRon> Nikky`: i was in clifton springs for the weekend
38:00 <beehhh> i smell like rose
38:00 <SomeFatCunt> he must of been drinkin wine 
38:00 <Nikky`> Was it a good weekend?
39:00 <Apples> Skirmish is a loser
39:00 <Apples> so is Nikky`
39:00 <beehhh> http://oi61.tinypic.com/5ck175.jpg what do you think Nikky`?
39:00 <TheRon> ooh yes, beer beach no telly but we had boardgames
39:00 <Apples> For some reason this old hag Nikky` thinks shes good
39:00 <Apples> its actually amazing
39:00 <SomeFatCunt> hey Apples do a search for austnet history on google
39:00 <Apples> because in reality
39:00 <Apples> she is a stupid bitch
39:00 <SomeFatCunt> its worth a laugh
39:00 <Nikky`> That is good to read TheRon
39:00 <beehhh> too much blue wine
39:00 <TheRon> excellent
39:00 <b-queen> people so mean
39:00 <Apples> kik
39:00 <Apples> lol
39:00 <Apples> i bet its a laugh alright
40:00 <TheRon> people got sick, we couldn't tour the wineries
40:00 <Apples> I bet its full of tall tales being told by skirmish
40:00 <Nikky`> bummer
40:00 <TheRon> i know
40:00 <Skirmish> Who the hell spends their time on the internet looking down on people on austnet whilst googling it’s history in another window?  Do you guys even realise how stupid that sounds? 
40:00 <beehhh> wines are healing i drink for medicational purpose
40:00 <Apples> Skirmish you are not the most honest person around huh?
40:00 <TheRon> i kept drinking, i am the man
40:00 <Skirmish> I don’t lie. You can believe what you wish though. 
40:00 <doctor> RL people are just as horrid as IRC people
41:00 <Apples> Skirmish uis one of those people, you tell him a story and he always has to one up it
41:00 <doctor> you do find a few gems in both but its rare
41:00 <Apples> he is a fucking loser
41:00 <Skirmish> doctor: I don’t think these two know any people outside of their home and the internet. 
41:00 <Ana_Ng> i just spied on my ex boyf, i can see what he's watching on tv from the street
41:00 <TheRon> bit tired now
41:00 <Ana_Ng> that is horrid
41:00 <Nikky`> Ready for the game tomorrow TheRon?
41:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: game of thrones?
41:00 <beehhh> Grand sud merlot and grange
41:00 <TheRon> ooh yes
41:00 <beehhh> 3lt casks
42:00 <TheRon> getting the family 'rpound
42:00 <Ana_Ng> no, anthony bourdain
42:00 <beehhh> organic grapes
42:00 <Ana_Ng> but he probably fell asleep hours ago with the tv on
42:00 <TheRon> boardwalk empire is good
42:00 <Apples> Ana_Ng why are you stalking??
42:00 <Apples> Skirmish is a stalker
43:00 <Apples> Skirmish was stalking mandyjane
43:00 <doctor> stalking is fine as long as they don't know
43:00 <TheRon> i like to spy on women's showers porky's style
43:00 <Nikky`> I stalk doctor
43:00 <Nikky`> oops.. now he knows :/
43:00 <Ana_Ng> well long story short i'm still crazy for him and i walk by his place every night, so it's lazy stalking
43:00 <doctor> I stalk you too!
43:00 <Skirmish> I stalked her good. 
43:00 <Nikky`> oooh..Woohoo
43:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't walk by his place on purpose, he just happens to live on the same street
44:00 <doctor> You'll be watching me watching you behind a bush
44:00 <b-queen> well thats awkward
44:00 <Skirmish> I stalked her like I was a lithe jaguar and she was a witless gazelle. 
44:00 <Nikky`> Sounds exciting doctor.. I can't wait
44:00 <TheRon> did you know you can also eat an apple pie??
44:00 <b-queen> someone tell me a good NY hotel damn it
44:00 <beehhh> wine are the only thing keeping me alive
45:00 <Nikky`> I like how Apples deep down likes me..I can tell - treat em mean n stuff
45:00 <beehhh> smells good too
45:00 <doctor> What about your girlfriend?
45:00 <beehhh> you guys should donate me money for buy more wine
45:00 <TheRon> treat em mean keep them keen
45:00 <beehhh> 100RM a 3lt cask
45:00 <Nikky`> TheRon gets it
45:00 <beehhh> not cheap either
45:00 <Nikky`> girlfriend?
46:00 <Mew> you could try making your own wine from fruit juice beehhh 
46:00 <TheRon> Nikky`: i played scrabble and won
46:00 <TheRon> i'm so proud
46:00 <doctor> beehhh has a girlfriend who was born a male
46:00 <Nikky`> I'm proud of you
46:00 <TheRon> i hadn't played in years
47:00 <Ana_Ng> did you play QI
47:00 <Nikky`> I still, sad to admit it... play words with friends
47:00 <Nikky`> on my phone hehe
47:00 <TheRon> using little words and the double word scores
47:00 <TheRon> i play 2048
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmm
47:00 <beehhh> mew i still got one brand new cask might open for you tonight
47:00 <beehhh> or sooner
47:00 <Mew> open it right now 
47:00 <Nikky`> Evening omfgbbqhax :o)
47:00 <Mew> why wait?
48:00 <TheRon> sugar pie honey bunch, you know that i love you
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> Brb
48:00 <beehhh> your commands are my pleasure
48:00 <beehhh> wait let me take a photo then post it up right here
49:00 <Mew> take a shot of you drinking directly from the sack
49:00 <TheRon> stick it on the hills hoist and then drinking
50:00 <Mew> goon of fortune!!!
50:00 <TheRon> thats how the bogans drink it so everyone gets a bit
50:00 <Mew> the best part is most of us swang on those hills hoists as children and gave them a sweet spot
50:00 <TheRon> barry white!!
50:00 <Mew> where the goon always lands on you
51:00 <TheRon> my darling i, can't get enough of your love babe
53:00 <beehhh> http://oi61.tinypic.com/2yoe934.jpg
54:00 <Mew> get stuck into it beehhh 
54:00 <beehhh> ty
54:00 <Mew> less typey more drinkey
54:00 <beehhh> will do
54:00 <Skirmish> If you don’t need charcoal pumped into your stomach beehhh then you’re not drinking enough.
55:00 <beehhh> i dont drink bottles to dear
55:00 <Mew> can you dress up for us and link pics beehhh?
55:00 <beehhh> nope i prefered being naked in my room
55:00 <TheRon> one more drink and i'll be anybody's
55:00 <Mew> im sure your girlfriend has some clothes that would fit a masculine build
55:00 <beehhh> http://oi61.tinypic.com/2yoe934.jpg
55:00 <Skirmish> Don’t bring that upon the good people of #melbourne.
56:00 <Mew> oh im bringin it
56:00 <Mew> and you better just sit back and take it
56:00 <TheRon> she brang it
56:00 <Skirmish> … and then you’re going to log off and laugh. 
56:00 <beehhh> well im alone in here
56:00 <Skirmish> and we will all be subjected to the course you set him on.
56:00 <Mew> damn straight
56:00 <Skirmish> lol I love you so much Mew. 
57:00 <couleurs> me 2
57:00 <beehhh> me too
57:00 <Skirmish> Just be clear though that if beehhh ever touches you, my love will be from a distance. 
57:00 <TheRon> fuck this is a bad weekend for footy tipping
57:00 <Mew> awww i luh u guys too..
57:00 <Mew> meg..
58:00 <Mew> beehhh get some shots of your face
58:00 <TheRon> the real game is tomorrow, geelong vs hawthorn
58:00 <beehhh> i should take easy on my glasses save some for later
58:00 <Mew> dont be ridiculous
59:00 <beehhh> will you finance me mummy
59:00 <Serenity> i finally get to sing the team song this season
59:00 <Mew> if you go easy on it you'll slow the process and essentially WASTE wine
59:00 <Mew> its a sin to waste wine
59:00 <Mew> you know that
59:00 <Serenity> i feel i wont on protest though
59:00 <beehhh> wish i had more money
59:00 <TheRon> guns n roses - patience
59:00 <TheRon> i can do the whistle
59:00 <Mew> see? you dont have the money to be wasting wine
59:00 <Mew> get drinking beehhh
00:00 <TheRon> serenity the blues are gonna win
00:00 <TheRon> you must be relieved
00:00 <beehhh> i ask the manager if they do have a 10lt cask he laughed at me
00:00 <Serenity> i know theyre gonna win
00:00 <Serenity> but i dont feel like they deserve celebration
00:00 <beehhh> 5+3+3
00:00 <Serenity> TOO LITTLE TOO LATE GUISE
00:00 <Mew> just get two 5lt casks
00:00 <TheRon> bulldogs have been playing well
00:00 <Serenity> though how embarrassing for WB.. losing to the team that got belted by melbourne..
01:00 <beehhh> merlot comes in a 3lt filled with black cherries
01:00 <Serenity> i have no idea how the games going its not on here in WA.. just following the scores
01:00 <Mew> thats cool drink that one
01:00 <TheRon> we can't pick on carlton for a week
01:00 <beehhh> i suppose
01:00 <beehhh> makes ur body go hot but
01:00 <TheRon> get fox footy
01:00 <Serenity> nah ill never pay for foxtel
01:00 <beehhh> gimme the power of ten holy ghosts
02:00 <Serenity> giant rip off
02:00 <beehhh> phantom
02:00 <TheRon> we worked it out for like $5
02:00 <TheRon> a week extra
02:00 <Mew> thats a brilliant idea Excessive
02:00 <Excessive> :D
02:00 <beehhh> eww coffee
02:00 <beehhh> i'd rather puke
03:00 <beehhh> coffee links to bad breathe and spoilded weekend
03:00 <TheRon> def my last can, it's putting me to sleep
03:00 <couleurs> me 2
03:00 <beehhh> delicious red is raspberry , strawberry with californians red grape
03:00 <TheRon> kinda tired to begin with
04:00 <beehhh> wines are fuel for my dead cell
04:00 <Q{{> https://www.google.com/maps/@38.88933,-77.0501,3a,70.5y,313.48h,107.18t/data=!3m5!1e1!3m3!1sN4shdrqVNBYAAAQJORKZlw!2e0!3e11
04:00 <Q{{> http://www.nps.gov/featurecontent/ncr/linc/interactive/deploy/index.htm#/panoramas
04:00 <Q{{> 3D virtual tour not so good
05:00 <TheRon> just a little patience.......
05:00 <beehhh> utas called it off msc in creative design
05:00 <Q{{> cannot fly about to view at will from any angle
05:00 <Sponge> sorry to hear that beehhh
06:00 <TheRon> lumeah, handle a massive rig today?
07:00 <Lumeah> yeah i did...?? ooook..
07:00 <Mew> thats a bit forward TheRon 
07:00 <TheRon> she's a tradie
07:00 <Mew> oh haha
07:00 <Sponge> Mew what is your trade?
08:00 <TheRon> she handles some big tools
08:00 <beehhh> wine makes you a semi-gladiator
08:00 <beehhh> especially when you deal with several issues at once
08:00 <beehhh> mind gets relaxed
08:00 <TheRon> like alcoholism?
08:00 <Q{{> one hot female tradie
08:00 <Q{{> http://images.theage.com.au/2014/01/04/5052926/art353-Liddell-carpenter-300x0.jpg
08:00 <beehhh> like inspector gadget
09:00 <beehhh> from the toon
09:00 <MrMark> booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
09:00 <TheRon> Q{{: thats amazing
09:00 <Q{{> if i find her number i will swear i will break lots of stuff for her to fix
10:00 <TheRon> plumbing?
10:00 <beehhh> dont worry about anything will not help
10:00 <Lumeah> lol
10:00 <Q{{> looks like it
10:00 <beehhh> life's too short to worry
10:00 <Q{{> no
10:00 <Mew> beehhh you should get some new snaps uploaded
10:00 <beehhh> support the wineries support the environment
11:00 <beehhh> good idea Mew
11:00 <TheRon> skid row - i remember you
12:00 <Q{{> looking up Euxine Sea (black sea)
12:00 <TheRon> crimea?
12:00 <Q{{> so weird that i do these things
12:00 <Q{{> yeh
13:00 <Q{{> its not even on google map
13:00 <Ana_Ng> good, got some facebook stalking done
13:00 <Ana_Ng> what a productive day
13:00 <Q{{> probably old name
13:00 <TheRon> with global warming and rising seas, i don't know why they're fighting ov crimea
14:00 <Ana_Ng> the love of my life is intensely personal, but he isn't aware that his facebook page is highly public
14:00 <Q{{> many reasons
14:00 <Q{{> historical too
14:00 <Skirmish> Ana_Ng: You would make a great companion to some of the other whackos that like to stalk people on irc. 
14:00 <Ana_Ng> i think you're right
14:00 <TheRon> with the rising seas it won't be there much longer
14:00 <Skirmish> How many pets have you boiled over the years to prove your love to men? 
15:00 <Q{{> the russian took over hundreds years ago and rename the place with greek names
15:00 <Skirmish> Evening ooomp 
15:00 <ooomp> Hello Skirmish, and no, I'm just greeting back
15:00 <Ana_Ng> i just like to ruin their relationships after me
15:00 <Ana_Ng> it's more satisfying
15:00 <Skirmish> What? 
15:00 <Appo> Skirmish
16:00 <TheRon> oh shit we're serious
16:00 <Skirmish> Ana_Ng: You seem like the type. 
16:00 <Ana_Ng> uh huh
16:00 <Ana_Ng> "oh, you're the OTHER girlfriend!"
16:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
16:00 <beehhh> mew?
16:00 <beehhh> meeeeeeew
16:00 <Ana_Ng> "you know he has herpes, right?"
16:00 <beehhh> dexter
17:00 <Skirmish> She left … as I knew she would once she got you going beehhh 
17:00 <Ana_Ng> why the muscle shirt
17:00 <Q{{> http://www.pri.org/stories/2014-04-18/why-do-so-many-places-ukraine-and-crimea-sound-bit-greek
17:00 <Q{{> found the story
17:00 <TheRon> songbird you got tales to tell how many times can you describe your living hell
17:00 <Ana_Ng> public radio international
17:00 <Q{{> anyhow i looked up black sea for various other reasons
18:00 <beehhh> what are you drawring Skirmish?
18:00 <Skirmish> I’m not drawing anything. 
19:00 <TheRon> bad drawn bot
19:00 <TheRon> bad drawn boy
19:00 <Q{{> Ana_Ng, would like this one
19:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njos57IJf-0
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2. (Jun 14, 2012) 2:48 - Category: Film and Animation - 72,226,777 views - 510,543 likes (98%), 10,446 dislikes (2%)
19:00 <Excessive> hmmmmm, I gottah call Ro tonite
20:00 <Excessive> I ring em every easter n christmas
20:00 <beehhh> i need more cash for sum more cask
21:00 <beehhh> trust me it works
21:00 <Ana_Ng> nice, q
21:00 <TheRon> did other people see the red moon of tattooine??
21:00 <beehhh> bloodred moonie
22:00 <beehhh> hawls
22:00 <TheRon> there was a red mon the other night
22:00 <TheRon> moon
23:00 <Q{{> yeh i seen them all today, next series starts may 5th
23:00 <Q{{> check all related links if u care for it
23:00 <beehhh> oh it was only a shadow of the earth's athmosphere
23:00 <Ana_Ng> kool
23:00 <Ana_Ng> brb
23:00 <beehhh> we live in dusty planet
24:00 <TheRon> well we do
24:00 <Q{{> hitler vs vader was good too
24:00 <TheRon> superman vs batman?
25:00 <Q{{> epic rap battles of history batman vs sherlock holmes 
25:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
25:00 <beehhh> merlot and I
25:00 <Serenity> DA DA DA DA DAAAA
25:00 <TheRon> para para para paradise
25:00 <Excessive> Q{{ .......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/1493242_10200738868028691_488078503_n.jpg
26:00 <couleurs> i hate u guys
26:00 <TheRon> what now?
26:00 <ooomp> Pokes*
26:00 <TheRon> couleurs: ?
27:00 <beehhh> yummy red wine
27:00 <[Maverick]> :O 
27:00 <[Maverick]> going on ooomp
27:00 <TheRon> i wouldn't mind a good poke
27:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg what do you think Maurice?
28:00 <ooomp> No actually I meant pole
28:00 <ooomp> Not much dear, yourself,
28:00 <ooomp> ?
28:00 <Nikky`> ?
29:00 <beehhh> waiting for parmigana and sausages
29:00 <[Maverick]> nothin much eh.. just relaxing 
29:00 <[Maverick]> thinking of making dinner 
29:00 <beehhh> should grab more cask
30:00 <beehhh> http://oi61.tinypic.com/2yoe934.jpg
32:00 <beehhh> im going to milk this cask in a minute
35:00 <Q{{> u seen all of the epic rap battles already, Ana_Ng ?
35:00 <Q{{> :o
35:00 <Q{{> that was fast
36:00 <beehhh> Ana_Ng I should visit you in alaska never been to california either
36:00 <Q{{> i watched them one by one lol
37:00 <Ana_Ng> ok you can sleep on my couch
37:00 <beehhh> do they have liqor shop up there?
37:00 <Skirmish> Ana_Ng: beehhh could be the new love of your life. 
37:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6Au0xCg3PI
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mozart vs Skrillex. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2. (Apr 8, 2013) 2:09 - Category: Entertainment - 48,692,355 views - 415,130 likes (97%), 12,845 dislikes (3%)
38:00 <Ana_Ng> i have a full bar in my apartment
38:00 <beehhh> Skirmish is jealous cause the cops and the debt collectors and the ASIO's are after him
38:00 <Skirmish> lol why are they after me? 
38:00 <beehhh> Ana_Ng: i'd kiss ur moose and wash his feet
38:00 <Nikky`> Because beehhh said so, so must be true
39:00 <Skirmish> Nikky`: I forgot that golden rule that everything on the internet is 100% true. 
39:00 <Nikky`> Yes, shame on you
39:00 <beehhh> that wasnt a photoshop
39:00 <Skirmish> lol Ana_Ng has a moose? 
39:00 <beehhh> someone driking my glasses?
39:00 <Skirmish> Is that like a mishapen camel toe? 
40:00 <Q{{> i only come if u have polar bear on ur couch
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmmm
40:00 <Q{{> polar bear fur
40:00 <Skirmish> Q{{: Polar bears are aggressive man killers. 
40:00 <beehhh> well i dont speak chinese
40:00 <beehhh> Tokarev was my favorite film yet
41:00 <Skirmish> Did you know that polar bear fur is actually clear?  It’s how the light reflects off it that makes it look white. 
41:00 <beehhh> these boys maken fun of me only
41:00 <Ana_Ng> and blue jays aren't blue
42:00 <beehhh> Ana_Ng i dont like white wines only darkies
42:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
42:00 <Skirmish> Evening Liinda 
42:00 <Liinda> hai Skirmish
42:00 <Liinda> heys couleurs
42:00 <Q{{> u gotta watch this one Ana_Ng 
42:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr-4mEztPpc
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ERB Adolf Hitler VS Darth Vader All battles (Oct 9, 2013) 5:32 - Category: Entertainment - 175,054 views - 1,096 likes (95.8%), 48 dislikes (4.2%)
42:00 <Skirmish> What’s news? 
42:00 <couleurs> hi Liinda !
42:00 <Liinda> hai beehhh
42:00 <Ana_Ng> oh thanks i will watch later
42:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg what do you think Liinda?
42:00 <Ana_Ng> i am near sleep
42:00 <Skirmish> 2 kids have been found dead in a house in north east melbourne. :( 
42:00 <Ana_Ng> one eye is closed
43:00 <beehhh> 9 lt plus 10 lts of wine
43:00 <Liinda> ur kidding Skirmish
43:00 <Liinda> fire or suspicious?
43:00 <beehhh> im so tired
44:00 <beehhh> walked about 10km to the town and back
44:00 <Liinda> what time is it there now beehhh
45:00 <beehhh> 5:44pm same time as perth
45:00 <Liinda> ah okies
45:00 <Skirmish> Liinda: Man has been arrested and is assisting police. 
46:00 <Liinda> oh shit
46:00 <b-queen> FUCK SAKE 
46:00 <b-queen> puppy keeps eating shit
46:00 <Skirmish> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-04-20/two-children-found-dead-in-melbourne-home/5400782
46:00 <Liinda> ppl are fucked... killing kids
47:00 <Apples> Skirmish is a loser
47:00 <couleurs> :)
47:00 <beehhh> http://oi61.tinypic.com/5ck175.jpg
48:00 <Nikky`> Liinda <3
49:00 <Liinda> omg i clicked ur link beehh.. Underneath it says... "images you 'll also enjoy..." and the first  image is of a penis!?!?!?!? wtf
49:00 <Liinda> hai Nikky` xxx
49:00 <beehhh> Ana_Ng: why be kind to me then?
49:00 <Nikky`> Happy Easter Liinda
49:00 <beehhh> just cause im from bangladesh
49:00 <beehhh> are you shakira?
54:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/893914_10201848913798425_1309025425_o.jpg
55:00 <couleurs> shut up beehhh u stupid basterd
56:00 <Liinda> Thanks Nikky` you too x
56:00 <Liinda> why the fuck did he just post his own license up?
56:00 <couleurs> hugs
57:00 <couleurs> he always does that, he's got problems
57:00 <Nikky`> Who knows why he does half the shit he does
58:00 <couleurs> thank u
58:00 <Liinda> yeh true
58:00 <Liinda> prob not even him... 
59:00 <couleurs> :)
01:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> Sarawak - The Tranny Friendly State
02:00 <Sponge> amish girls are very beautiful
04:00 <Skirmish> Happy 420 day? 
05:00 <Skirmish> When applicable … us american format for the date. 1 day a year. 
05:00 <Apples> Skirmish is a loser
05:00 <Skirmish> use*
06:00 <Serenity> to be fair in normal land we'll never have a 420 day
08:00 <Liinda> 420 has something to do with weed right? my cousins wereat the rally today
09:00 <doctor> it's Hitler birthday
10:00 <couleurs> :)
10:00 <Serenity> yeah hitlers birthday haha but its also a weed thing
12:00 <Liinda> yeah its the 4/20 weed rally
12:00 <Liinda> just looked it up
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> Omg
15:00 <couleurs> i'm looken Liinda up
17:00 <Sponge> Liinda is very beautiful
17:00 <Excessive> ciao Liinda, come stai?
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> I woukd do liinda
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> Would
18:00 <Liinda> lol
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> I would lick her ass
18:00 <Liinda> WHat is this, the Liinda minute?
18:00 <Sponge> Liinda do you ever have sex infront of your cats?
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh hi liinda hun
18:00 <Liinda> Sponge I only have 1 cat
18:00 <Sponge> sorry to hear that Liinda
18:00 <Liinda> and she's never been me 
18:00 <Liinda> have sex
19:00 <Liinda> im a virgin in her eyes
19:00 <Liinda> ciao Excessive
19:00 <Excessive> ok, I'll go n do some stuffs
19:00 <Excessive> oh
19:00 <Excessive> :)
20:00 <Excessive> did u listen to that Hallucinogen thing last nite Liinda?
21:00 <Liinda> only a few mins of it Excessive
21:00 <Excessive> hmmmm ok
21:00 <Liinda> i have to be in a certain mood to listen to that sorta music
21:00 <Excessive> rite
21:00 <couleurs> Liinda who's your favourite chatter beginning with the letter couleurs??
22:00 <Liinda> cooper
22:00 <Liinda> :P
22:00 <Liinda> hehehe
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> Boobs
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> Tits
22:00 <Liinda> Asssss
22:00 <couleurs> :o
22:00 <Excessive> tt's
24:00 <Liinda> king of the nerds....
24:00 <Liinda> reallllyyy?
24:00 <Excessive> I have 6 ltrs of milk in the fridge
25:00 <Liinda> got milk?
25:00 <Excessive> it's fo allthe coffee I drink
26:00 <Liinda> so u have a lot of lattes?
27:00 <Excessive> nha, it's cause they shut down at woolies ovah here and I got it to last me till Thursday
27:00 <Excessive> nah*
27:00 <Liinda> theres no other shops close by?
27:00 <Serenity>  geesh I barely use 2 litres in a month
28:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, I buy 1 litre and still throw some out
28:00 <Excessive> ye there is, but I did a shop yesterday and got stuffs to last me 
28:00 <baz> why is English chocolate so terrible
29:00 <Liinda> english?
29:00 <Liinda> or u mean aussie?
29:00 <baz> yeah
29:00 <Liinda> i dunno
29:00 <baz> um, I mean English
30:00 <Liinda> is whittmans english?
30:00 <Liinda> cos they're shit
30:00 <baz> lol
30:00 <baz> it sounds English
30:00 <couleurs> :)
31:00 <Excessive> Liinda, wat suburb r u in .......... for the next time I post some tunes to u ........ I don't need ur address ...... I'll send u some wine to ur local post office n then u jus go n pick it up
31:00 <Liinda> hahaha nawh all good hun, but thanks x
32:00 <couleurs> lol
33:00 <couleurs> Liinda... what's your phone number? next time you wanna read a book i'll txt you one ok
34:00 <Nikky`> lol
35:00 <Liinda> lmao
35:00 <Picard> lol @ Liinda
35:00 <baz> poor Gabriel Garcia Marquez
35:00 <Liinda> hai picard
35:00 <Picard> bite me baby
35:00 <Rak> i hate reading GGM
36:00 <baz> why Rak?
37:00 <Q{{> omg i got a complex
37:00 <BlackDevil> Q{{
37:00 <Rak> when i read i don't pay actual attention to character names
37:00 <Q{{> i cant go on webcam naked
37:00 <baz> you don't hate reading someone, you probably read one of his books, didn't like it
37:00 <BlackDevil> can we poop in the same toilet?
37:00 <Rak> i just recognise the letters involved and move on
37:00 <baz> and so didn't read anything else
37:00 <Q{{> help BlackDevil 
37:00 <BlackDevil> and how come you never sleep Q{{?
37:00 <Rak> in one hundred years of solitude every fuckign character had the same combination of names
37:00 <Q{{> how i find a mate online with such a complex!
37:00 <Rak> and the one character i did give a shit about blew away in the wind...literally
37:00 <baz> yes, but he didn't do that on purpose
37:00 <Q{{> i sleep sometimes
38:00 <Rak> and love in the time of cholera was just...hollowing.
38:00 <baz> it's common for the same name to go down in generations
38:00 <Q{{> what about u, BlackDevil 
38:00 <baz> what's wrong with blowing away in the wind
38:00 <baz> did that make him a bad character all of a sudden
38:00 <Q{{> im not one of those mutants that need less sleep than everyone else
38:00 <Rak> he built up a charcater to be interesting, the only interesting character, and she was gone in a paragraph
39:00 <baz> which character?
39:00 <Rak> some girl who was a little loopy
40:00 <baz> doesn't sound interesting
40:00 <Rak> guess you have to read it
40:00 <baz> if she interested you you'd know a little more than that
40:00 <baz> I did read it
40:00 <Rak> then you klnow who i am talking about
40:00 <baz> I don't
41:00 <Rak> guess you have to read it
41:00 <baz> I told you I did.
41:00 <baz> are you dumb?
41:00 <baz> lol
41:00 <Rak> then you klnow who i am talking about
41:00 <baz> know*
41:00 <Liinda> omg rak and baz lol wtf are you guys in about
41:00 <Rak> sif there's such a thing as too many easter eggs
41:00 <Liinda> *on
41:00 <baz> I'm talking about Marquez
41:00 <Rak> an author
41:00 <baz> he's talking shit
41:00 <Rak> baz is acting like he knows an author
41:00 <Liinda> oh
41:00 <Rak> but he doesn't
41:00 <Rak> quite disappointing
42:00 <Liinda> WHats the book called
42:00 <Liinda> I'll make sure i dont read it
42:00 <Liinda> :P
42:00 <Rak> one hundred years of solitude
42:00 <baz> why don't you remember the girl who interested you most?
42:00 <Rak> yeh don't.  it's poopy
42:00 <Rak> i do.  i told you about her
42:00 <baz> I need a little more than "loopy" to remember someone
42:00 <Rak> guess you have to read it
42:00 <Liinda> best book ive ever read is Shantaram
42:00 <Rak> what's it about, Liinda?
43:00 <baz> Rak, just read one of his works and tell me what you think.
43:00 <Sponge> shantaram deals with first time teen anal . the joy and the pain
43:00 <Rak> i've told you about two
43:00 <Rak> two is more than one
43:00 <baz> lol Liinda, a friend bought that for me as a gift once
43:00 <Liinda> Based on a true story of either a NZ in Assuie jail or vice versa, who escapes and mpves to India.
43:00 <baz> not interested in it
43:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TJxnYgP6D8
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kids React to Gay Marriage (Nov 3, 2013) 15:59 - Category: Entertainment - 14,987,604 views - 235,009 likes (91.1%), 23,073 dislikes (8.9%)
43:00 <Rak> Sponge sells it better
44:00 <Liinda> he gets into illegal stuff in india to survive, lives in the slumjs, becomes a really important person in the community
44:00 <Rak> would you recommend it to others?
44:00 <Liinda> I used to have ppl walk up to me when they saw i was reading it, asking which part im up to etc.
44:00 <Nikky`> Sponge did not
44:00 <baz> sounds like something Rak would enjoy
44:00 <baz> I think Marquez is a bit beyond him
45:00 <SomeFatCunt> where the hell is beehh
45:00 <baz> hey Nikky` darling
45:00 <Rak> calm down baz.  once you actually read his books i'm more than happy to resume this "discussion"
45:00 <Nikky`> Hey baz hon *hugs*
45:00 <Liinda> Beeeh left after postinghis icense to everyone
45:00 <Liinda> *license
45:00 <baz> Rak, I've read four of his books
45:00 <baz> I didn't mention his name to get into an argument, geez
45:00 <SomeFatCunt> he must be drunk on that 4L of red wine
46:00 <baz> I'm not doing this.
46:00 <baz> I've had a long day with family.
46:00 <baz> lol
46:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRP
46:00 <Liinda> that merlot?
46:00 <SomeFatCunt> yer lol
46:00 <Picard> how are we all on this wonderful day?
46:00 <Rak> and i didn't put forward my thoughts on him to have a pretentious wanker try to big note himself
46:00 <baz> Nikky`, get up to much today?
46:00 <Rak> my thoughts on his writing are my own
46:00 <Nikky`> Nope, had a wonderful lazy day
46:00 <baz> big note myself how?
47:00 <baz> geez dude
47:00 <baz> calm down
47:00 <baz> I only asked which character you were referring to
47:00 <SomeFatCunt> are you muslims killing each other again
47:00 <baz> I don't know why you got so defensive and took that as an attack
47:00 <Rak> guess you have to read it
47:00 <baz> as my being suspicious of you not having read him
47:00 <baz> I wasn't, I was being sincere.
48:00 <SomeFatCunt> there is no god but SomeFatCunt and ChanOP is his messenger
48:00 <baz> lol Nikky`, sounds amazing.
48:00 <Nikky`> It was
48:00 <Senpai> Bert you fat cunt.
48:00 <baz> how was I being pretentious?
48:00 <Rak> wouldn't chanop be the god and every fat cunt his messenger?
49:00 <Picard> did the easter bunny come to everyone?
49:00 <SomeFatCunt> yer the fucking rabbit ate my veggie patch
49:00 <Rak> [20:43] <baz> Rak, just read one of his works and tell me what you think.
49:00 <Rak> ^  you really wish to continue this
49:00 <Rak> *if
49:00 <Rak> but it's pointless
49:00 <Picard> im a little confused over easter, how the fuck does a rabbit get eggs?
49:00 <baz> and ask yourself why I did that?
49:00 <kattt> Picard is here
49:00 <Liinda> rabbit fucks a chicken
49:00 <SomeFatCunt> its a witchcraft event
49:00 <Rak> it used to be a festival of fertility that the christians stole to market to the pagans
49:00 <baz> by that point how many times had you told me "guess you have to read it"
50:00 <baz> lol
50:00 <Rak> hence rabbits and eggs
50:00 <baz> how else am I meant to reply
50:00 <Rak> calm down baz
50:00 <Liinda> fuck like rabbits, create new life
50:00 <Rak> i don't care
50:00 <baz> after I told you I read it
50:00 <Liinda> badabing badaboom
50:00 <baz> yes, you care
50:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/p403x403/485355_625168067497002_1809422310_n.jpg
50:00 <baz> cos you got defensive
50:00 <Excessive> ^
50:00 <SomeFatCunt> rabbit stew
50:00 <baz> if you didn't care you'd be more chill
50:00 <baz> and not want to argue with me
51:00 <baz> and call me names lol
51:00 <Rak> well i guess a picture paints a thousand words...and it has more words on it
51:00 <SomeFatCunt> oh yer lying by omission baz
51:00 <Liinda> hey Excessive, wanna celebrate Ishta>
51:00 <Liinda> ?
51:00 <Liinda> :P
51:00 <Excessive> fosho
51:00 <Liinda> lol
51:00 <Excessive> ur place or mine?
51:00 <Picard> lol Liinda
51:00 <Picard> kattt so fucking  what im here u skank
51:00 <Rak> shouldn't it be under a hadge if you want to be traditional?
52:00 <Rak> *hedge
52:00 <Liinda> i waxed, no hedge here
52:00 <Rak> hahaha
52:00 <baz> next time you want to say something about an author, read something of his first
52:00 <baz> coolies, Rak?
52:00 <Picard> Liinda not even a landing strip?
52:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> lol/window goto 6
52:00 <Liinda> Picard nawh not a fan
53:00 <Picard> totally bald is fine with me :P
53:00 <Rak> guess you have to read it
53:00 <Rak> fancy that, Picard :P
53:00 <Doodle> [20:51] <Liinda> i waxed, no hedge here
53:00 <Doodle> pics
53:00 <Picard> lol Doodle
53:00 <Picard> i can forward some to u mate
54:00 <Picard> took them myself
54:00 <Picard> :P
54:00 <baz> lol Rak
54:00 <baz> guess you have to read it
54:00 <Rak> baz you need to calm down.  i can feel you raging at your screen
54:00 <Liinda> Hai Doodle
54:00 <Rak> it's over
54:00 <baz> Rak, seriously..
54:00 <Doodle> hai Liinda :)
54:00 <baz> I guess you have to read it
54:00 <SomeFatCunt> Rak his spittin on the screen
54:00 <baz> lol
54:00 <Picard> !seen Picard
54:00 <Excessive> Picard, Looking for yourself, eh?!
55:00 <baz> SomeFatCunt, I can barely see the screen, there's so much spit on it
55:00 <Rak> i always spit on my screen.  it's how i clean it
55:00 <baz> just don't spit on your Marquez books
55:00 <baz> if you ever buy any
55:00 <Rak> lol buying books
55:00 <Rak> now i klnow you're full of shit
55:00 <SomeFatCunt> i only own 1 book
55:00 <couleurs> i diden't no u were a gardener Liinda 
55:00 <kattt> skank huh Picard?
55:00 <kattt> im upset
55:00 <baz> I buy all the books I read
56:00 <SomeFatCunt> sams teach yourself windows 7
56:00 <baz> a home without books is a home without a soul
56:00 <Doodle> she is an uphill gardener couleurs
56:00 <Doodle> ;)
56:00 <baz> I'm making one of my large rooms into a library
56:00 <baz> love it
56:00 <Rak> wouldn't it be underhill?
56:00 <Liinda> couleurs i like things manicured
56:00 <SomeFatCunt> you got the net dude u dont need a lib
56:00 <Doodle> no
56:00 <SomeFatCunt> unless the net is down
56:00 <Liinda> bookswill be a thing o the past soon enough
57:00 <Liinda> *of
57:00 <Liinda> just like tapes 
57:00 <baz> possibly
57:00 <SomeFatCunt> VHS
57:00 <Doodle> my car has a tape deck in it
57:00 <baz> not for a long while though
57:00 <baz> because it's different
57:00 <Doodle> i stuffed it full of those silica packs you get in shoeboxes
57:00 <Liinda> lol Doodle why on earth did u do that
58:00 <Doodle> to stop condensation making the cd player skip
58:00 <Rak> did it work?
58:00 <couleurs> ;)
58:00 <Liinda> why not put a tape in it?
58:00 <Doodle> didnt work, i just got a usb thingy now
58:00 <Doodle> nope
58:00 <Doodle> lol tape
58:00 <Doodle> its 2014
58:00 <Q{{> ^ he has cd player lol
58:00 <Q{{> that is so old school
58:00 <Liinda> i still have tapes
58:00 <Rak> but at least the air in your car is less humid
58:00 <BlackDevil> i have a casset player
58:00 <Doodle> nah i have a usb stick now
58:00 <Doodle> true Rak
59:00 <Liinda> i dont wanna know about ur penis
59:00 <Doodle> why not
59:00 <SomeFatCunt> do u have a name for ur penis
59:00 <Doodle> yes
59:00 <BlackDevil> my penis is named Liinda
59:00 <Doodle> the everlasting gobstopper
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> Joñ sex?
59:00 <Liinda> awh BlackDevil
59:00 <Liinda> lol Doodle
59:00 <SomeFatCunt> Limp Dick Syndrome
59:00 <Doodle> stanley the power tool is also a good one
00:00 <Rak> my penis is named Woody
00:00 <Liinda> i think about 80%  guys penis is called stanly
00:00 <Doodle> orly
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> BlackDevil lets make babies
00:00 <Lumeah> lol
01:00 <Q{{> mine is simply called 'penis' at moment
01:00 <Liinda> if i had a penis, it would be called...
01:00 <Rak> ...
01:00 <Liinda> PHWOAH
01:00 <BAD_BOY_69> hi Lumeah
01:00 <Rak> in all caps?
01:00 <Liinda> yerp
01:00 <Liinda> cos it would be a mandingo kind of penis
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> Crawk warrior king?
01:00 <Rak> hahaha indeed
02:00 <BAD_BOY_69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm8zAY_PUY8
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Menace - Reality (Directed by Taydoe Productions) (Nov 6, 2009) 4:55 - Category: Music - 7,369 views - 58 likes (98.3%), 1 dislikes (1.7%)
02:00 <BlackDevil> josh
02:00 <BlackDevil> we already have 20
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> More
03:00 <Excessive> http://www.cnet.com/news/new-usb-vibrator-generates-buzz/
03:00 <Compton_Menace> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm8zAY_PUY8
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Menace - Reality (Directed by Taydoe Productions) (Nov 6, 2009) 4:55 - Category: Music - 7,369 views - 58 likes (98.3%), 1 dislikes (1.7%)
05:00 <BlackDevil> me and omfgbbqhax children http://i.4cdn.org/b/1397991788606.jpg
05:00 <BlackDevil> im the lady
05:00 <Rak> you must be proud
06:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t31.0-8/10005989_683727451685881_2190974478929104499_o.jpg
06:00 <Picard> Doodle
06:00 <Doodle> yes ma'am
07:00 <Picard> god wont like that pic.
07:00 <Nikky`> Doodle <3
07:00 <Picard> Nikky`
07:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos <3
07:00 <Nikky`> Picard
08:00 <Doodle> god doesn't like anything, he is a party pooper
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nikky loves diodke
08:00 <Picard> tit pics please babe
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> Doodke
08:00 <Nikky`> I do love Doodke
08:00 <Nikky`> no tit pics
08:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KXqYZnJGVE
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kids React To going to the store! (Dec 8, 2013) 7:00 - Category: Entertainment - 3,159,083 views - 46,917 likes (96.5%), 1,706 dislikes (3.5%)
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> Doodle
08:00 <Picard> quiet or quite?
08:00 <Doodle> yes
08:00 <Picard> fucking stupid english language
09:00 <Excessive> be quiet please
09:00 <Excessive> not quite the same
09:00 <Picard> quite a cunt is picard
09:00 <Compton_Menace> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm8zAY_PUY8
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Menace - Reality (Directed by Taydoe Productions) (Nov 6, 2009) 0 - Category: Music - 7,369 views - 58 likes (98.3%), 1 dislikes (1.7%)
09:00 <Rak> quite
10:00 <Excessive> Rak, spell Bob backwards
11:00 <Picard> lol
12:00 <Picard> Hattah
12:00 <Rak> sdrawkcab bob
12:00 <Picard> hahahaaa tougher screening for those on dsp
13:00 <Excessive> I've had mah screenin done 18 yrs ago
13:00 <Excessive> I sdaid to them .......... I wannah fckn work but
13:00 <Excessive> -d
14:00 <Excessive> they said, u won't be able to though
14:00 <Picard> tony hates u cunts on welfare
15:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
15:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
15:00 <Excessive> I fckn put him where he is
15:00 <Zade> how are you?
15:00 <Picard> Zade sweetie how are you?
15:00 <Zade> good ta and you Picard?
15:00 <Excessive> n I'm not askin u to believe me either
15:00 <Picard> im great thanks
15:00 <Picard> hows the arse?
15:00 <Nikky`> I'm fantastical thank you, you?
16:00 <Zade> yeah good ta
16:00 <Picard> mine is a bit tight
16:00 <Skirmish> I wasn’t sure before, but now I know everything that Doodle says about you must be true Picard.
17:00 <Picard> what does Doodle say skirmush?
17:00 <Skirmish> You know what he says. 
17:00 <Skirmish> Everyone does. 
18:00 <Picard> no idea
18:00 <Skirmish> He’s right too. 
18:00 <Picard> explain.
20:00 <Excessive> Liinda, still wantin to celebrate?
20:00 <Q{{> above video is so funny, im in tears laughing
21:00 <Q{{> man this is so addictive
21:00 <Q{{> i need help
21:00 <Picard> Skirmish exposing talking shit
22:00 <Q{{> its me watching youtube all day till kingdom come
22:00 <Q{{> and nobody knows about it
23:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: You were right all along. 
24:00 <Nikky`> Since when is Doodle right?
25:00 <Picard> never lol
27:00 <Mew> hey Picard #1 insulation specialist
28:00 <Picard> hows shitsville island?
28:00 <Mew> breathtakingly beautiful, hows suburbia?
29:00 <Picard> lol
29:00 <Picard> fantastic
30:00 <Mew> excelente
32:00 <Picard> well this is fucked.
33:00 <Mew> i think theres a nasal spray you can get
33:00 <Mew> or some kind of transplant
33:00 <Sponge> nice
34:00 <Picard> huh?
36:00 <[Maverick]> lol 
36:00 <[Maverick]> you need to eleborate more.. some people need shit spoonfed to them 
36:00 <[Maverick]> just like apple users 
37:00 <couleurs> k
40:00 <Compton_Menace> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm8zAY_PUY8
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Menace - Reality (Directed by Taydoe Productions) (Nov 6, 2009) 4:55 - Category: Music - 7,369 views - 58 likes (98.3%), 1 dislikes (1.7%)
45:00 <couleurs> 999LiVeRpOoL666
45:00 <Skirmish> You’re in trouble Mew. 
45:00 <Mew> oh? woops 
45:00 <Skirmish> You got Beehhh all revved up sending selfies to Maurice. 
45:00 <Mew> hahaha
45:00 <Mew> success
45:00 <Maurice> And I am replused
45:00 <Maurice> Er, repulsed too
46:00 <Mew> did he look sufficiently drunk on wine from a sack?
47:00 <Picard> beehhh is a moron
47:00 <Skirmish> He was holding a bottle of something in the picture.
47:00 <Mew> delicious
47:00 <Skirmish> Picard: The way Doodle describes you, beehhh is a quality gentleman in comparison.
48:00 <Picard> Skirmish please take the dildo from your butt and go to bed
48:00 <Mew> hes doing a 12hr shift picarino
48:00 <Skirmish> I will at about 8am in the morning when I get home from work. Until then, you get to demonstrate how much doodle was right about you.
48:00 <Mew> theres no bed for a while yet
49:00 <Picard> lollllllllllll
50:00 <Picard> wasnt aware work for the dole had started'
51:00 <Skirmish> Not only has it started … it pays well. 
52:00 <Picard> lazy cunt
54:00 <Excessive> Skirmish, wat class security (is it security?) licence do u have fo ur job?
55:00 <Skirmish> This role is different.  I don’t need a security licence for this because it’s Federal Govt and security licences are state issued. 
55:00 <Skirmish> I have to have a secret level clearance with the Federal Govt instead.  Negative Vetting Level 1. 
55:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oHWvFrpocY
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dragon Baby (Nov 2, 2012) 1:07 - Category: Film and Animation - 29,220,512 views - 191,907 likes (97.2%), 5,507 dislikes (2.8%)
56:00 <Skirmish> Previously though a 1A security licences is sufficient for most work with 1F for work with firearms. 
56:00 <Excessive> rite, I used to have a 1F when I was installin, then I did a 1A cause it was a prerequisite for a (is it 1E) for a control room operator
56:00 <couleurs> me 2
57:00 <Skirmish> 1E got removed.  Don’t need it to work in a control room anymore. 
58:00 <Excessive> ah
58:00 <Skirmish> 1F is firearms. Installer is a 2* licence now. 
58:00 <Excessive> k
58:00 <Excessive> ye they fckn change it all the times
59:00 <Skirmish> For NSW it’s a work in progress.  They want to make the industry more professional but they have to slowly weed out the numbty’s first. 
59:00 <Excessive> when I first started installin in 99 in Canb, they didn't have any licence for it back then ...... or rather u didn't need one in Canb
59:00 <Skirmish> Mutual recognition with QLD is fucking NSW over hard at the moment. 
59:00 <Skirmish> Indians/Africans etc getting security licences by sending a money order to QLD and getting their certififcates sent back and not doing any classroom time.
00:00 <Mew> that sounds dangerous
01:00 <Excessive> it got really anal with the 1A last time I wanted to renew it cause they were wantin work related confirmations from ur boss/work that u r indeed doin work in the field, but I wasn't ......... I was installin
01:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> well, if Dr Patel can...
02:00 <Mew> are you gonna join the #cats club Skirmish?
02:00 <Skirmish> I was looking for shads. 
03:00 <Mew> oh he was in there not long ago
03:00 <Skirmish> He’s probably crying though that Tony Abbott is going to reform the disability pension and take his payments off him. 
03:00 <Mew> thats going to severely mess with his meth fund
04:00 <[Maverick]> it's all good 
04:00 <Skirmish> His, Pieter’s, few other austnet regulars. 
04:00 <[Maverick]> he can live off all royalties of the music he is making 
04:00 <Serenity> hes too busy wishing my children dead atm
04:00 <Mew> is pieter on disability?
04:00 <Serenity> call back later
04:00 <Skirmish> He’ll have to work harder as a music producer. 
04:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> The Meth "Sleepover" Coma Club
04:00 <Serenity> hes on dsp
04:00 <[Maverick]> LOL 
04:00 <[Maverick]> Skirmish: he needs to learn what music is first. 
04:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> he claims to have released an album on iTunes
05:00 <[Maverick]> HAHAHAHAA 
05:00 <[Maverick]> LOL 
05:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> shads cant even get the basics right with the fundamentals with music
05:00 <Skirmish> Don’t you know he only recently got paid a couple of hundred thousand dollars for his music producing? 
05:00 <Mew> yeah he said itunes told him 2-4 weeks
05:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> so it became clear to me that he's been using templates off the net, changing them a little with out understanding etc etc
05:00 <[Maverick]> well I wonder if he knows about declaring samples and all that shit 
05:00 <Skirmish> So we should look to see him on the “Free from itunes” list soon? 
05:00 <[Maverick]> NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW: all he does is put loops together 
05:00 <Serenity> i blocked him on fb.. its full of bad soundcloud links and half naked women he doesnt know
05:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> because some of his tunes sound *almost* normal
06:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> at some points
06:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> yes, that's it. loops
06:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: You had shads on your fb but not me?  WELL!  I certainly know where I stand now.
06:00 <Picard> lol Skirmish u talk so much shit, secret clearance lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
06:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> im sure if you listened carefully you'd hear the voice of some producer going "MORE COKE PLEASE!"
06:00 <Serenity> nooo
06:00 <Serenity> i didnt have him on there
06:00 <Serenity> i just blocked him cause he keeps trying to find my shit on there
06:00 <Serenity> but his is wide open
07:00 <Maurice> Like his anus
07:00 <Maurice> Fit a medicine ball in that gaping hole
07:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> that's how he BYOs all those stubbies at raves
07:00 <Skirmish> Picard: Contrary to what you believe … my real life pursuits don’t require them to be believed in by irc people. I’m not Peter Pan. 
07:00 <Picard> lmfao
07:00 <Picard> ive heard some shit on here but lad this takes the cake
07:00 <Serenity> mmm cake
08:00 <Picard> Serenity lol
08:00 <Skirmish> http://www.defence.gov.au/agsva/faqs.htm
08:00 <Skirmish> Read up on it Picard. Learn something new. 
08:00 <Zade> Nikky` what you got planned for the rest of easter?
08:00 <Nikky`> No plans Zade, just relaxing
09:00 <Skirmish> Every single defence contractor that works on a site that contains military equipment or information has one.  It’s not a rare thing. 
09:00 <Nikky`> you and your 10 days off
09:00 <Serenity> i just cleaned my screen
09:00 <Serenity> WOW
09:00 <Picard> looooooooooooooool Skirmish
09:00 <Picard> secret agent
09:00 <Picard> license to kill?
09:00 <Zade> i knows, i am going to go out every night and sleep in everyday 
09:00 <Mew> do you know what picard does for a job?
09:00 <Skirmish> Well they give me a gun at work so I guess you could say yes. 
09:00 <ness> so glad to have a day off tomorrowq
09:00 <Serenity> doesnt he install airconditioners?
09:00 <Mew> he installs air conditioning units and occasionally some insulation stuff
09:00 <Mew> if anyone calls his business 
09:00 <Mew> ever
09:00 <Picard> ness show me ya tits
10:00 <ness> u wish
10:00 <Skirmish> Sniffing too much R134A. 
10:00 <Mew> ru469 bby
10:00 <Skirmish> No that’s what his gf’s have for breakfast. 
11:00 <Mew> CDUCEU
11:00 <Serenity> ew
11:00 <Picard> lloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllll
11:00 <couleurs> i eat pieces of shit like u 4 breakfest
12:00 <couleurs> --- adim sendlir movie
12:00 <Maurice> `````````11114`
12:00 <Skirmish> You must be pretty dumb if you don’t think people working in areas of govt don’t have background checks done on them. 
12:00 <Mew> i got superglue on my finger :( :( :(
12:00 <Picard> Skirmish huh?
13:00 <Excessive> well it's 10 yrs no record fo sec wk
13:00 <Excessive> I donno mabbe they changed that
13:00 <Skirmish> Excessive: The Negative Vetting done by the govt is your history for the past 10 years. 
14:00 <Skirmish> Nah security licence now is pretty slack. Providing you don’t have any assault charges.  There are people with AVO’s getting security licences now. 
14:00 <Excessive> I wouldn't know ............ I haven't had anythin on me since I turned 18
14:00 <Picard> 99.9% of security staff are wannabe heros
14:00 <Picard> heroes
14:00 <[Maverick]> There are people with AVO’s getting security licences now. 
14:00 <[Maverick]> wrong. 
15:00 <Skirmish> Picard gets picked on by the bouncers at clubs. 
15:00 <Sponge> i stole someone's iphone. can i get a security licence???
15:00 <Nikky`> No Sponge
15:00 <Sponge> oh F!
15:00 <Skirmish> [Maverick]: In NSW it is the case. WA is different. Security Licences are state issued. Each state has their own guidelines. 
15:00 <Nikky`> Sorry
15:00 <[Maverick]> yeah.. WA is different 
16:00 <Skirmish> About 8 years ago NSW came out and said that for you to hold a security licence you have to have your fingerprints taken by the police. 
16:00 <Skirmish> The industry lost 30,000 operators overnight. 
16:00 <Q{{> its so weird, i don't have inferior complex
16:00 <Excessive> ye they did that with me Skirmish
16:00 <Picard> lol Skirmish not at all, just u give some cunts a security i.d and they think they are untouchable
16:00 <Q{{> i feel i can do anything i want
17:00 <Excessive> the fingerprinting*
17:00 <Q{{> and most ppl can too
17:00 <Picard> Skirmish u think thats a bad thing?
17:00 <Skirmish> Picard: I have never said that security doesn’t have it’s assholes.  I am sure there are some cunts installing air conditioners too.
17:00 <Sponge> chicks want more finger banging not finger printing
17:00 <Excessive> but only when u 1-st aplly, not when u renew
17:00 <Skirmish> Of course I don’t think it’s a bad thing. I am simply explaining why NSW went slack with their standards. They had to recruit more people so they relaxed the standard that had to be met. 
18:00 <Excessive> the sec industry is run by the police force
18:00 <Skirmish> It’s an off shoot that is regulated by the NSW Police, yeah. 
18:00 <Skirmish> SLED. 
19:00 <couleurs> !pisces
19:00 <Skirmish> Each renewal you used to have to get references from 2 people that had known you at least 5 years saying you were of good social standing and a letter from your employer.  Now you just log onto the website and pay the money. 
19:00 <Excessive> I used to have to send the application off to some place in Parramatta .......... like a whole heap of govt depts r in Parramatta
19:00 <Skirmish> Yeah SLED still is based out of Parramatta. 
20:00 <Skirmish> As I just said though … to renew your licence you log in, pay the cash, wait for the letter to go get your photo taken. 
20:00 <Q{{> <Picard> 99.9% of security staff are wannabe heros <--- or appear to be heroes 
20:00 <Q{{> alot of them are cowards tho
20:00 <couleurs> 999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666
20:00 <Q{{> much like police
20:00 <Skirmish> There is good and bad in every industry. 
21:00 <Skirmish> People like to sook about security because at times when they’re acting like dickheads a security guard will pull them into line. 
21:00 <Excessive> ummmm, I wasn't really keen on bein a guard ......... I was jus a bum installer
21:00 <Q{{> coz they want to live and probably provide for their families
22:00 <Q{{> ppl like to sook coz they abuse their power
22:00 <Skirmish> Australian society is all about disrespecting authority.  Hence why security guards get such a hard time. 
22:00 <Q{{> like cops do too
22:00 <Skirmish> They have no power. That is what the hilarious thing is. 
22:00 <Skirmish> There is absolutely nothing a security guard does that a normal person cannot do. 
22:00 <Picard> Skirmish no
23:00 <Picard> security get a hard time because the majority of them are thugs and drug fucked losers
23:00 <Skirmish> Only difference is they have to sit in a classroom for 2 weeks and display a licence stating they are aware of what they can do.
23:00 <Skirmish> Picard: Just because one didn’t let you into your local gaybar because your shirt was untucked doesn’t mean you have to have an entire industry. 
23:00 <Skirmish> hate*
23:00 <Excessive> this from when I was workin fo mahself installin ........... https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/199361_1015212235196_2930751_n.jpg
24:00 <Mew> whos the sexy lady
24:00 <Picard> hardly Skirmish, like i said ive not had a run in with security
24:00 <Mew> rit reow
24:00 <Picard> this is just an observation 
25:00 <Nikky`> lol Mew
25:00 <partay> Hahaha Excessive get a haircut
25:00 <Excessive> oh that was fckn ........... 8 yrs or so ago
25:00 <Skirmish> Picard: Well in all the years I was working in security I didn’t see this infestation of terrible bouncers that you describe. 
26:00 <Excessive> here's another from abt that time .......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1.0-9/188639_1013645796036_6816101_n.jpg
26:00 <Skirmish> Most security guards are just paying the bills.
26:00 <couleurs> what where you installing...
26:00 <Skirmish> Have I seen you on a wanted poster Excessive? 
26:00 <Picard> of course u wouldnt, u are probably one of the ones im talking about
26:00 <Excessive> lol Skirmish
27:00 <Excessive> couleurs, security gear
27:00 <couleurs> Hot
27:00 <partay> pictard I'd bounce your pedo ass out. I bet youd be one of those guys that would grab chicks on the ass as they walk past
28:00 <couleurs> oh yeah you're the guy who got those security cameras installed 
28:00 <Mew> and sniff their hair
28:00 <partay> lol
28:00 <partay> while kneeling
28:00 <Excessive> I still renew mah cabler's licence though ............ or else they make u do the fckn cablin course again if u don't
29:00 <Picard> partgay u would love my ass
29:00 <Picard> u faggot cunt
29:00 <partay> hahaha
29:00 <partay> typical factory working bogan you are pictard
30:00 <Picard> lol factory worker
30:00 <Picard> its ok to be gay partgay
30:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3DL82xBu6U
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ELDERS REACT TO EMINEM (Feb 6, 2014) 10:19 - Category: Entertainment - 6,182,721 views - 103,990 likes (98.5%), 1,579 dislikes (1.5%)
31:00 <Excessive> this is the mob where I first started installin with ............ http://www.css.com.au
32:00 <couleurs> u lil rippa
33:00 <couleurs> get out Fennec_Fox 
33:00 <b-queen> ahahah
34:00 <Excessive> that was in like 99 when I ran away from a treatment order to canb, did noffin for like 6 months there and then I saw an ad in the paper "security installers wanted, $1000/week plus co car, phone and fuel card, will train new comers" 
35:00 <Q{{> man these videos are good
35:00 <Q{{> gives me insights to ppl out there
36:00 <Excessive> though my family didn't like it that I was workin fo the feds back then ......... the whole "black v's white" thing
36:00 <Skirmish> Is what I do so difficult to believe because it seems not many people on irc believe me … or is it just that underlying “everything on said on the internet is a lie” thing going on? 
37:00 <Skirmish> If I was going to lie I would log on from the space station each time.
37:00 <Skirmish> Hey mew … want to bare your breasts to an astronaut? 
38:00 <Excessive> esp my uncle .......... spewin that I was makin the opposition rich
39:00 <Q{{> what about some green aliens with tentacles mew?
39:00 <Q{{> :D~
39:00 <couleurs> mew talk 2 us where r u oh yeh u left
39:00 <Skirmish> Evening Bonny :) 
40:00 <Skirmish> How was your day? 
40:00 <Bonny> yo.. :)
40:00 <Bonny> quiet and restful
40:00 <Bonny> yours?
41:00 <couleurs> wish Liinda would come back to say she forgot she was even here already sheesh
41:00 <partay> Skirmish mew took her boobs and left 
41:00 <Skirmish> Bonny: Sound asleep to be here again with everyone on night shift. 
42:00 <Bonny> yeah it is quiet eh
42:00 <Skirmish> Last shift though until Wednesday so get to rest and relax until then.
42:00 <Bonny> cool
44:00 <FrogInASock> heyo bonny
46:00 <Bonny> yo
47:00 <Bonny> how are you, Serenity?
47:00 <Serenity> im great
47:00 <Bonny> great to hear
47:00 <Serenity> you? did you have a good easter
48:00 <Bonny> easter is just another day lol
48:00 <Bonny> pissed my mum off.. cos she's religious and is into easter
48:00 <Serenity> ahhh yeah
48:00 <Serenity> really the only reason we do anything is for the kids
48:00 <Bonny> yup
48:00 <Skirmish> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H6jN0e7ivA
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: thats a paddlin (Mar 1, 2012) 0:18 - Category: People and Blogs - 6,496 views - 47 likes (97.9%), 1 dislikes (2.1%)
48:00 <Bonny> I don't have kids so no easter for me
49:00 <Serenity> im certainly not religious haha
49:00 <Bonny> :)
49:00 <Excessive> jus another money spendin thing
49:00 <Skirmish> Bonny: Plenty of guys here happy to give you one.
49:00 <Bonny> it is
49:00 <Bonny> lol I'm too old for it now, Skirmish lol
49:00 <Excessive> "market movements call the shots"
49:00 <Skirmish> You’ve gone through menopause? 
49:00 <Bonny> nearly there
50:00 <Skirmish> Not too old yet then. 
50:00 <Bonny> I'm 50 this year.. last thing I want is kids lol
50:00 <Skirmish> Mind you half the guys here have been so long exposed to their PC’s they probably shoot blanks.
50:00 <Bonny> lol
50:00 <Bonny> prolly
51:00 <Excessive> lol at Italy sellin off an island to pay off their debt
51:00 <Skirmish> Why did you take so long to come to irc?!  6 years ago I was looking for a sugar mumma! 
51:00 <Excessive> some haunted island apparently
52:00 <Skirmish> Sicily? 
52:00 <Excessive> not sure
52:00 <partay> you know why Italy is shapped like a boot dont you ? ..... You can't fit that much shit in a shoe
52:00 <Bonny> I've been on irc since 1997
53:00 <partay> Bonny youre an old boiler 
53:00 <Bonny> yup
53:00 <druff> so are you partay
54:00 <Bonny> hey druff
54:00 <Skirmish> partay goes out of his way to try say things in order to shock others.  Just makes him look stupid though. Don’t mind him.
54:00 <couleurs> 999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL666999LiVeRpOoL6669
54:00 <partay> lol
54:00 <druff> hey bonny
54:00 <partay> druff indeed i am
54:00 <Bonny> I know the type, Skirmish.. they have nothing better to do with their life
58:00 <Excessive> wooooooooo, I have 114,897 platinum coins so far
59:00 <Liinda> hai
59:00 <Liinda> couleurs, giess what
59:00 <Liinda> guess*
59:00 <druff> hi liinda
59:00 <Excessive> I don't even know wat all that is worth atm .......... when I first started with it abt 3 months ago they were like 10 bux a thousand
59:00 <druff> happy easter
59:00 <Liinda> forgot i was here
59:00 <Liinda> thanks druff u too x
00:00 <couleurs> r u watching ShArKnAdOe
00:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
02:00 <Liinda> i watched the first 10 mins of sharknado and had to change it. shit movie
02:00 <Liinda> hai Shadowgate
02:00 <Excessive> Liinda, still wantin to celebrate?
02:00 <couleurs> it's probably the best worst movie of this year
02:00 <Liinda> Excessive lets do this.
03:00 <Liinda> the worst movie ever is Mothmans Prophecy
03:00 <Liinda> i still dont fucking know what its about
03:00 <Excessive> k, jus that the product would end up bein second in charge though
03:00 <Liinda> yet i recommended it to many people
03:00 <Liinda> as long as im first in charge Excessive
04:00 <Skirmish> It took you 10 minutes to just do that partay? 
04:00 <Skirmish> Dude … 
04:00 <Excessive> um ............ there's one other ........ abt 11 yrs old now
04:00 <partay> wait was is ten 10 mis 
04:00 <partay> i has no time stamp
05:00 <partay> thanks for sharing that\
05:00 <Skirmish> If you haven’t already checked out vikings it’s not too bad Liinda.
05:00 <couleurs> you're a mothmans prophecy Liinda 
05:00 <Liinda> >.<
05:00 <Excessive> actually ............ 2, I think they were twins
05:00 <Liinda> LOL Excessive
06:00 <Liinda> Skirmish, never heard if it
06:00 <Liinda> you're a moth couleurs :P
07:00 <Liinda> i really should rewatch that movie.
07:00 <couleurs> thank u
07:00 <Liinda> you're welcome. moths are spcial
07:00 <b-queen> I wish Penny on Big Bang was a real girl
07:00 <couleurs> yeah i've seen it once, it was pretty bad... i can't stand richard gere tbh
10:00 <couleurs> Dick Gear
11:00 <Liinda> i cant even remember any of the film
12:00 <ITaL^GuY> worst movie is the village
12:00 <Rak> vikings is great
13:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10267768_10201275306559319_7299248216154142577_n.jpg
13:00 <Liinda> is the village the one with like those amish people?
14:00 <Rak> yes.  m night shymalan
14:00 <ITaL^GuY> sort of
14:00 <ITaL^GuY> yeah that crap
14:00 <Liinda> yeah i remember that one
14:00 <ITaL^GuY> m night
14:00 <Rak> it wasn't that bad
14:00 <ITaL^GuY> im trying to erase it from my mind
14:00 <Liinda> lol
14:00 <Liinda> i wouldnt say it was the worst movie
14:00 <Liinda> i thought it was kinda clever
15:00 <ITaL^GuY> omg
15:00 <Rak> yeh same
15:00 <Rak> oh my
15:00 <ITaL^GuY> with a rubber snake
15:00 <couleurs> agreed, it wasn't that bad... just poorly executed thank u
15:00 <Rak> light or dark, Liinda?
15:00 <ITaL^GuY> linda are you squirting chocolate
16:00 <Nikky`> err
16:00 <Liinda> dark and bitter :P
16:00 <ITaL^GuY> Nikky` wants a chocolate shower
16:00 <Liinda> lol
17:00 <Rak> hahaha
17:00 <Nikky`> hehe its good for your hair
17:00 <ITaL^GuY> lol
18:00 <Liinda> haha this ad cracks me up
18:00 <Liinda> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKLnhuzh9uY
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Girls Don't Poop - PooPourri.com (Sep 10, 2013) 2:16 - Category: Howto and Style - 26,261,945 views - 59,378 likes (94.9%), 3,178 dislikes (5.1%)
20:00 <Kynetic> its true though
20:00 <Kynetic> girls dont poo
20:00 <ITaL^GuY> is that real
20:00 <Liinda> yup its real
20:00 <ITaL^GuY> lol that chcik is a billion air for sure
21:00 <Liinda> haha she plays the part well. real product too
21:00 <Kynetic> fuck it. im doing it. im gonna watch iron sky.
22:00 <Kynetic> as ridiculous as nazis living on the dark side of the moon sounds. im sure its going to be entertaining
22:00 <Skirmish> Do it for the jews.
22:00 <Kynetic> no doubt the jews made this movie
23:00 <Liinda> lol
24:00 <Excessive> lay a brick @ ur bf's
29:00 <Liinda> lol funny eh
30:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quiMCW2ji_s
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kids React to Star Wars Kid (Sep 25, 2011) 5:01 - Category: Entertainment - 2,735,285 views - 27,273 likes (97.1%), 801 dislikes (2.9%)
31:00 <Q{{> ref video with over 1 billion views
31:00 <ZeroDistance> fuck my cock
31:00 <Kynetic> but its dirty
31:00 <ZeroDistance> finally got these fucking clothes sorted +wristband
33:00 <couleurs> Q{{ only discovered the kids react to videos today... welcome to 2010
34:00 <couleurs> thank u
35:00 <doctor> what's the interest in kids?
36:00 <couleurs> they remind old people they once were one
38:00 <Liinda> lol
38:00 <doctor> i was young but it's hardly anything i'd want to go back to
38:00 <doctor> but yeah, that's most likely
39:00 <Q{{> kind of hard to express in words
39:00 <Q{{> to determine their exposures and experience
39:00 <Q{{> their views
40:00 <Q{{> their thought process
40:00 <Q{{> determine the world they live in
41:00 <Q{{> i will be going thru various ages
43:00 <Q{{> i learn about them and some aspect of myself
43:00 <ZeroDistance> oh man oh man
43:00 <ZeroDistance> so excited
43:00 <ZeroDistance> like a teenage girl about to be fucked for the first time before she's let down because it was shit.
44:00 <Q{{> :D
50:00 <Liinda> hai saemon
50:00 <Liinda> hai panadols
50:00 <Saemon> hiya Liinda
50:00 <Saemon> wats up
50:00 <Saemon> hows your easter?
50:00 <Liinda> good thankies, how about urs?
53:00 <Saemon> not really good
53:00 <Saemon> i attempted suicide but failed
53:00 <couleurs> :)
56:00 <Saemon> i fine now thank you Liinda for your concern.
57:00 <Liinda> sorry wasnt looking
57:00 <Liinda> im glad it failed. suicide is a cheats way out
58:00 <Saemon> it failed cuz i simply didnt dare to go through with it i chicken out at the last minute
58:00 <Liinda> in this world, there are people with no arms, or blind, with constant health issues. you and i are lucky enough to be able to afford internet, to be able to type and communicate.
58:00 <Saemon> otherwise stabbing myself in the heart would have most certainly worked.
59:00 <ZeroDistance> linas <3
59:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQO-aOdJLiw
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Baaa (Jun 1, 2011) 1:20 - Category: Film and Animation - 14,443,748 views - 85,662 likes (94%), 5,490 dislikes (6%)
59:00 <Liinda> have a deep think about how lucky you really are. im sure there are vbetter ways to deal with your problems besides suicide and causing grief to others.
59:00 <Liinda> imho suicide is a selfish act.
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