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00:00 <Liinda> isnt chlorophyll actually good for u tho?
00:00 <Serenity> selling good buds sounds like hard work
00:00 <Kynetic> pfft
00:00 <xm> it's something real estate agents use
00:00 <Kynetic> thats a load of bs
00:00 <Liinda> I am taking chlorphyll tabs
00:00 <Liinda> is it?
00:00 <Skirmish> More like BORAPHYL 
00:00 <Kynetic> chlorophyll is good for plants. it has no beneficial use on humans
00:00 <Liinda> it helps with my stomach issues
00:00 <Mayhem> aside from giving your skin a nice Green shine
00:00 <Serenity> tastes like lawn clippings
00:00 <Liinda> ba;ances it somehow
00:00 <Kynetic> i highly doubt it
01:00 <Liinda> boh
01:00 <Mayhem> I highly doubt, YOUR FACE
01:00 <Kynetic> probably the extra liquid you drink with the tabs helps more :P
01:00 <Skirmish> You would be taking a bacteria for your gut Liinda. Not chlorophyl 
01:00 <Liinda> i need to take it regularly for longer to see if it has any serious benwfits
01:00 <Loof> oh cosmos is downloaded :D
01:00 <Liinda> i dunnos Skirmish
01:00 <Serenity> nawwww my giant kitty is having cuddles
01:00 <Serenity> must be cold
01:00 <Kynetic> chlorophyll has no scientifically proven benefit to humans
01:00 <Mayhem> speaking of telly
02:00 <Mayhem> im off to watch rick and morty
02:00 <Mayhem> o/
02:00 <Liinda> bye Mayhem
02:00 <Kynetic> green veges do because they contain shitloads of nutrients :)
02:00 <Liinda> I dunno
02:00 <Kynetic> chlorophyll has nothing to do with it
02:00 <Excessive> ok I put it quarter way
02:00 <Excessive> like 120
02:00 <Kynetic> but hey
02:00 <Excessive> with the door ajar
02:00 <Kynetic> if you wanna waste your money on it go ahead :P
02:00 <Liinda> i might read up on it when i can be botheres
02:00 <Liinda> d
02:00 <Liinda> ive bought it already
02:00 <Kynetic> i dont know why you wouldnt read up on it before you spent money on it :P
03:00 <Kynetic> and by reading up on it i dont mean the back of the packet
03:00 <Kynetic> ;)
03:00 <Liinda> i bought it a little while ago cos i was recommended it for god knows what i was experiencing at the time.
03:00 <CannibalClown> hah
03:00 <Liinda> im bad with tablets
03:00 <Kynetic> pretty much all vitamin supplements are a scam
03:00 <CannibalClown> here we go
03:00 <Liinda> i never take them consistently
04:00 <beehhh> true
04:00 <Liinda> i take spirulina/greens powder
04:00 <Liinda> oh beehhh
04:00 <Excessive> u jus need to eat proper/better
04:00 <Liinda> vital greens, thats the one
04:00 <Liinda> i am not a big eater
04:00 <Serenity> instead of buying chlorophyll i just add baby spinach to everything
04:00 <Liinda> i sometimes forget to eat
04:00 <Serenity> smoothies salads etc
05:00 <Liinda> having no gall bladder and an excessive amount of bile always in my gut doesnt help
05:00 <Liinda> anyways, im thirsty and tired
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and
06:00 <Skirmish> I am pretty sure whatever you are taking for your gut issues would be bacteria related. 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> food doesn't stay long anyway does it? :P
06:00 <Bastardly_One> found that since you got your's out?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I eat crap though ... *shrugs*
06:00 <Excessive> same
06:00 <Kynetic> funnily enough
06:00 <Liinda> Bastardly_One nawh ive worked out what foods work with it.
06:00 <beehhh> but not herbs og gold
06:00 <Kynetic> they now treat some gut issues
06:00 <Kynetic> by literally feeding people crap
07:00 <Skirmish> ^
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Liinda, I eat complete and utter crap but I don't like the taste of most food so I end to eat very little 
07:00 <Serenity> isnt chrones or something like that
07:00 <Skirmish> shit transplants.
07:00 <Serenity> high salt
07:00 <Liinda> Skirmish nawh, i needed chlorophyll as an alkaliser i think
07:00 <Kynetic> Skirmish knows what im talking about
07:00 <Liinda> to balance out the acidity, think i had a lot of reflux at the time
07:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah, no gall bladder is assured that stuff like Maccas has a max half hour expiry date before it sees the other end
07:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
07:00 <Bastardly_One> tmi?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> bad luck
07:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
08:00 <Kynetic> they have found some links to autism that is related to deficiency of certain enzymes in the gut
08:00 <Liinda> i dont eat maccas
08:00 <Kynetic> and have tried treating it with this method as well
08:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
08:00 <CannibalClown> another expert topic
08:00 <beehhh> young murderers
08:00 <CannibalClown> really?
08:00 <beehhh> come at me u asian pricks
08:00 <Liinda> wealllllyyyy
08:00 <Kynetic> CannibalClown do you have anything valuable to add or are you just going to sit there and offer snide remarks from the sidelines?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that could make sense Kynetic if you know about the way serotonin and stuff works with depression and whatnot
09:00 <Bastardly_One> not read that myself but could make sense
09:00 <CannibalClown> i do but noones gunna have the ability to listen
09:00 <Kynetic> i dont profess to be an expert on it
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he means everything I say Kynetic
09:00 <xm> they gut produces more neurotransmitters than the brain doesnt it?
09:00 <Liinda> okies, before everyone starts typing a lot, i cant be bothered reading anymore
09:00 <Kynetic> im only rephrasing things ive read
09:00 <CannibalClown> and i wasnt referring to you Kynetic what youre saying is good
09:00 <beehhh> women are the crazy men the worse i like trannies but
09:00 <Liinda> well done beehhh
09:00 <Liinda> u go girl
09:00 <CannibalClown> its cpt"everything has happened to me" over there
10:00 <Liinda> goodnight all <3 have a good easter if u celebrate it
10:00 <Liinda> keep safe over the break x
11:00 <Excessive> niiiiiiiiiiite :)
11:00 <Kynetic> nite Liinda
11:00 <Kynetic> have a good easter :)
11:00 <Liinda> =) thankies
11:00 <Bastardly_One> night Liinda and likewise re: Easter
11:00 <Skirmish> 1Q: 1A co-worker has a history of breast cancer. At her recent checkup, her white blood cell count was low. She began adding liquid chlorophyll to her water, saying it increases oxygen in the blood, cleanses the liver, deodorizes the bowels, and removes toxins from blood tissues, bones and the intestines. I have searched for information on this, but have only found anecdotal evidence. I found one statement that said that too much chlorophyll was 
11:00 <Skirmish> poisonous. Is there any evidence that chlorophyll does these things?
12:00 <Skirmish> 1A: 1No. There is no good evidence at this time to support the claims that chlorophyll does any of the things you mention.
12:00 <Serenity> cut off
12:00 <Serenity> I found one statement that said that too much chlorophyll was
12:00 <Kynetic> its funny though
12:00 <Skirmish> That was from a doctor from Harvard. 
12:00 <Kynetic> science sometimes does itself a disservice with information it releases
13:00 <Kynetic> recently there was a paper or something about how haemoglobin is very similar in structure to chlorophyll
13:00 <Kynetic> no doubt these pharmaceutical companies have jumped on that
13:00 <Kynetic> and have used it to promote chlorophyll as being good for you because its almost the same as our blood
14:00 <xm> ...so why not just use blood itself?
14:00 <Kynetic> lol
14:00 <Skirmish> 1There are some very early, basic studies that suggest the similarity between the two chemicals might enable chlorophyll to protect people from some of the potentially harmful effects of red meat, which contains heme.
14:00 <xm> i suppose it'd be trendy to be 'natural'
14:00 <Skirmish> More from the Harvard dovtor.
14:00 <Skirmish> doctor
14:00 <Kynetic> apparently a german company i think it is.. has come up with a way to make synthetic 'type O' blood
15:00 <Kynetic> by about 2020 they think they will be able to replace donated blood stocks with synthetic 
15:00 <Skirmish> My mrs is O neg
15:00 <Skirmish> She donates all time. Red Cross hound her. 
15:00 <Kynetic> is it O neg or O pos that can be substituted for all other types?
15:00 <Excessive> wasn't there some abt cow's blood and type O or somethin?
15:00 <Serenity> o neg
16:00 <Serenity> my daughter is o neg
16:00 <Kynetic> not sure Excessive i read this just a few days ago
16:00 <Kynetic> this was a totally lab produced human blood
16:00 <Kynetic> which would be revolutionary
16:00 <Serenity> my dad had weird blood type
16:00 <Serenity> AB neg or something
16:00 <Excessive> ye I think it's some sort of modified cow's blood or someshit
17:00 <Skirmish> I am A+
17:00 <Skirmish> Top grade babeh
17:00 <Kynetic> i dont remember cows blood being mentioned ill go see if i can find the article though
18:00 <beehhh> country filled with foreign hookers
18:00 <beehhh> n pimps
18:00 <Excessive> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1383586/Cows-blood-saves-life-crash-victim-world-procedure.html
19:00 <Kynetic> havent reread it yet but here it is
19:00 <Kynetic> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/10765132/Artificial-blood-will-be-manufactured-in-factories.html
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the daily mail is a tabloid by the way 
19:00 <Serenity> oh the vampires will be happy
19:00 <Kynetic> this is made from human stem cells or something?
20:00 <Skirmish> “The 12yo mother and 13yo father are said to be totally in love and want to get married”  
20:00 <xm> good for ethical vampires in a PC world
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, where was that for the vamp in Being Human when it was needed?
20:00 <Kynetic> Prof Turner has devised a technique to culture red blood cells from induced pluripotent stem (iPS) cells – cells that have been taken from humans and ‘rewound’ into stem cells.
20:00 <Skirmish> What the fuck do kids that age know about love.
20:00 <Saemon> lol all this blood talk reminds me of True Blood
20:00 <Saemon> :P
20:00 <Serenity> why is an 11 year old having sex.
20:00 <Serenity> wheres its parents
20:00 <Saemon> eric and bill raid the bloodbanks!
20:00 <Kynetic> what about that 9 month old in pakistan that was being charged with attempted murder
20:00 <Kynetic> heh
20:00 <Kynetic> it was dismissed mind you
20:00 <beehhh> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10153145_269882206518137_1592806562891392091_n.jpg
20:00 <Kynetic> but it should never have even happenned
21:00 <beehhh> and she loves me i saw in her eyes
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I wasn't even thinking of sex at 11 ... dunno about anyone else
21:00 <Kynetic> i was a pretty horny 11 year old then i guess
21:00 <Excessive> my cousin in Hungary posted a lil while back on fb abt this 9 yr old givin birth
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I think at 11 I was still into astronomy big time and girls were just a distraction that seemed crazy
21:00 <BlackDevil> thats a guy beehhh
21:00 <Saemon> its that even biologically possible?
22:00 <Saemon> girls dont have eggs yet at 9
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
22:00 <Saemon> ovaries or watever
22:00 <Kynetic> erm
22:00 <Bastardly_One> happens in India a fair bit 
22:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One: When you were 11 they still believed the earth was the centre of the universe. 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> supposedly
22:00 <Kynetic> jesus Saemon if you have no idea about anatomy dont comment on it
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish, when I was 11 the bible wasn't even thought of 
22:00 <Saemon> but thats india though 
22:00 <Saemon> doesnt really count
22:00 <Saemon> its the land of beehhh 
22:00 <Skirmish> lol doesn’t count?  Why? 
23:00 <Saemon> cause beehhh.
23:00 <xm> LOL Saemon 
24:00 <Skirmish> Females of medieval times were married with kids in their early teens 
24:00 <Skirmish> Of course it’s possible at 9. 
24:00 <Skirmish> Maurice is awesome. 
24:00 <Serenity> [10:22pm] <Saemon> girls dont have eggs yet at 9
24:00 <Serenity> [10:22pm] <Bastardly_One> yep
24:00 <Serenity> [10:22pm] <Saemon> ovaries or watever
25:00 <Serenity> you complete dumb fucking spastic
25:00 <Skirmish> lol
25:00 <Serenity> we're BORN with our eggs and ovaries.
25:00 <Saemon> oh, sorry i didnt know
25:00 <Maurice> LOL
25:00 <Kynetic> oh Serebii
25:00 <Serenity> so dont comment if you dont know
25:00 <Kynetic> Serenity
25:00 <xm> Saemon must still be waiting for his penis to grow
25:00 <Kynetic> dont try and educate him
25:00 <Serenity> MAURICE YOU'RE HERE
26:00 <Kynetic> its like trying to tell a mormon he's a fucking moron.
26:00 <Bastardly_One> how cool would this be ... pity it's like ... in the US
26:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1.0-9/10153086_10202609137083977_9109436427776764006_n.jpg
26:00 <Bastardly_One> oh thanks for the reminder Kynetic
26:00 <Maurice> I AMMMM
26:00 <Maurice> We're watching some 19yr who was 800lbs
27:00 <Serenity> jeez
27:00 <Kynetic> did they need a crane to get him out of bed
27:00 <Kynetic> jesus
27:00 <Bastardly_One> my family is mormon and I was gonna try and track down one that tried to save my soul once to show her I went completely to the devil
27:00 <Kynetic> fuck mormons
27:00 <Serenity> i want to be a mormon and have sister wives
27:00 <Kynetic> if you believe that shit
27:00 <Kynetic> youre a dickhead.
27:00 <Kynetic> and deserve to be duped
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, I got out as soon as I could 
27:00 <Kynetic> i mean i can kinda understand christianity
28:00 <Kynetic> but mormonism .. seriously you have to be a special kind of stupid to believe that bullshit
28:00 <Bastardly_One> mormons and pentacostals
28:00 <CannibalClown> lol
28:00 <Serenity> look i just want sister wives
28:00 <Serenity> ill believe what i have to
28:00 <Kynetic> lol
28:00 <Kynetic> make polygamy legal!
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I had no chance of being normal ... and totally agree ... the JWs are worse though
28:00 <Kynetic> then i can marry Serenity as well as lara
28:00 <Bastardly_One> ask a morom missionary about the sacred underwear
28:00 <Kynetic> not sure how Serenity's husband would feel about it
29:00 <Kynetic> but we can all share
29:00 <Serenity> you have to take him on as brother husband..
29:00 <Serenity> or something
29:00 <Kynetic> live in a big hippy commune
29:00 <Kynetic> and secede from australia
29:00 <Serenity> as long as i bet to bone wives too im happy
29:00 <Serenity> get
29:00 <Bastardly_One> they really don't seem to know how to answer about the sacred underwear ... all it is ... is a pair of white y-fronts and a white singlet
29:00 <Kynetic> i always ask if theyre wearing them when they knock at my door
29:00 <Bastardly_One> do ya?
29:00 <Kynetic> 'wearing your sacred undies today?'
30:00 <Bastardly_One> good man ... I approve
30:00 <Kynetic> they usually ignore it
30:00 <xm> 'well im gonna make ya shads ya pants'
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you sure they ignore it or not sure how to answer? lol
30:00 <xm> they will get angry if you ask them over the golden plates though
30:00 <Kynetic> yea they get all embarrassed and try to ask you something else or just leave
30:00 <xm> some tongans got off a bike and chased a guy in Perth just for saying it
30:00 <Bastardly_One> tell them you're pagan and they practically run though ... they seem scared of that
30:00 <Kynetic> john smith was apparently a known conman
31:00 <xm> he was
31:00 <xm> he was one of those glass lookers
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I dunno how true this is but I have a story about that 
31:00 <Kynetic> guess he pullled of the greatest long con of all
31:00 <Kynetic> off*
31:00 <Bastardly_One> the family the Judds worldwide are related in some fashion
31:00 <xm> they came from a period in America when a lot of cults were appearing though
31:00 <Bastardly_One> well, it was a Judd that took the mormons to salt lake city
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and never got payed for it as they ripped him off
32:00 <Kynetic> oh is this their rebuttal?
32:00 <Kynetic> to john smith being a conman
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and there's this Judd I know in town that always asks for money when they come to his door
32:00 <Bastardly_One> "you guys owe me
32:00 <Kynetic> wait
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and explains why
32:00 <Kynetic> i got that the wrong way around
32:00 <Kynetic> time for bed :P
33:00 <Bastardly_One> night 
35:00 <Serenity> ITS LIKE YOU'RE ALWAYS STUCK IN SECOND GEARRRR
36:00 <Excessive> k, now I'm rippt
37:00 <Bastardly_One> hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog!
38:00 <Excessive> lol at the name of this band ........ "the fuckouts"
38:00 <Bastardly_One> hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog!
39:00 <Bastardly_One> now we've got ears it's time for cheers
40:00 <Excessive> wtf is with Fez gettin Z-Lined?
40:00 <Excessive> it's abt the 3-rd time I see it tonite
41:00 <Serenity> pretty sure its just a quit message
41:00 <Excessive> oh .......... clever
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it is 
43:00 <beehhh> lebanese gangshooting in liverpool lebs vs cops
43:00 <Bastardly_One> they're slightly different aren't they? funny how you see something a lot but not sure when asked about it 
44:00 <Serenity> i really dont know
44:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf was *that*!?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ... that was weird
45:00 <Bastardly_One> hope Dell laptops don't mind falling 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> heard a big crash but the housemate isn't up yet his stuff seems to of fallen off the table in the lounge somehow
46:00 <xm> Fez made a nasty comment about the Bible before
46:00 <Bastardly_One> weird
46:00 <xm> i prayed
46:00 <Bastardly_One> heh xm
46:00 <xm> Divine justice bro
46:00 <Bastardly_One> pray for Me then ... I need some luck
46:00 <Excessive> prayer is fo the troubled
47:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone has faith in something though 
47:00 <xm> ill pray for you only if you promise to pray to your god too (yourself)
47:00 <xm> let's hedge our bets
47:00 <Bastardly_One> the human mind seems to need to believe in something
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I pray to her all the time
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but I prefer to call her the Universe to be polite
48:00 <Bastardly_One> in case God happens to get shitty :P
48:00 <Excessive> yes, but there's also logic as compared to myth ..... to believe in
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and the non gender aliens listening in
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and Odin 
49:00 <xm> ChanOP
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he gets really fucking shitty when you talk to other deities
49:00 <xm> although i believe it's a she
49:00 <Bastardly_One> the one eyed bastard
49:00 <Bastardly_One> ChanOP is a she 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> [00:49] [ChanOP SEX reply]: Female
50:00 <Bastardly_One> -
50:00 <Bastardly_One> ./ctcp whicheverservice bot sex
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to like LoveOPs
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I make love not sex
50:00 <xm> that's how Austnet was formed. RogerY was working on a sexbot because he was lonely. then in the end he thought, fuck it, this is pretty advanced. might as well create an IRC network and invite kids over from oz.org
50:00 <Bastardly_One> or something like that
50:00 <Bastardly_One> probably you know 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
51:00 <xm> then gave her VW to protect her from AIDS
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I went there for a while but I wouldn't say I was an OzOrg kid 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> more like an Austnet one that wanted to laugh at all the serious people of OzOrg
51:00 <xm> first time i went there i thought oz.org = entire IRC network .. like globally
51:00 <xm> i was a bit retarded
51:00 <Bastardly_One> they took life way too seriously I thought
51:00 <xm> 'whoaaa so many australians on irc!'
52:00 <xm> 'we really are the lucky country! all hooked onto the super information highway!'
52:00 <Bastardly_One> did you ever do the BigPond one?
52:00 <xm> no, but i vaguely remember it
52:00 <Bastardly_One> some strange people on that 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> they're probably all in hospitals now as complete dribblers
53:00 <xm> there are more crazies here though these days percentage wise
53:00 <xm> on the other hand you have the autists on freenode that are uberlogical like spock
54:00 <Excessive> u mean those like the ones on Jone's ship xm?
54:00 <Excessive> Jones'
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I know of a younger guy with aspergers like that
54:00 <xm> there have been a few asperger's people in here. dunno if anyone noticed it
54:00 <Bastardly_One> drives me nuts talking to him because I'm pretty figurative 
54:00 <xm> both disappeared some time last year
55:00 <xm> most people dont get that im taking the piss, so you can imagine how confused some spergers can be when i throw crazy things their way
55:00 <Bastardly_One> was it you talking to me about dysrythmia?
55:00 <xm> doubt it
56:00 <Bastardly_One> might of been doctor then
56:00 <Bastardly_One> as I think it's one of you two
56:00 <xm> people do seem to confuse us for some reason
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's how the young dude I know feels I am sure
56:00 <xm> maybe the perth thing and we both kinda talk like that crazy guy from Con Air
56:00 <xm> especially when psychanalysing people like pieter
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I take the piss a fair bit even if I'm appearing not to ... the guy must hate talking to me as much as I can be driven nuts by him in return
57:00 <Excessive> so then, u might not have seen POTC xm?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno ... maybe because I talk to you more than anyone about this kind of stuff at times
57:00 <xm> Excessive: i have no idea what you're on about
57:00 <Loof> nobody does ever xm
57:00 <Excessive> Pirates Of The Caribbean
58:00 <xm> not really into that franchise
58:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, he is convinced that movie has messages in it 
58:00 <xm> lol
58:00 <Excessive> fck up
58:00 <Bastardly_One> well, you are 
58:00 <xm> i once read soem nut's 1000 page PDF on movies/TV shows and how they all referenced him
58:00 <xm> it was a good read
58:00 <Excessive> I was referrin to a certain scene
59:00 <Bastardly_One> next you'll be on about the Superman references
59:00 <Bastardly_One> to the Malaysian flight
59:00 <Excessive> u can be a real t00l at times
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and the Batman ones for Sandy Hook
59:00 <Bastardly_One> at times? I'm not trying hard enough then 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you take that back
00:00 <Excessive> no
00:00 <Bastardly_One> or I'll change your thoughts via the implants up your nose
00:00 <Excessive> I MEANT IT
00:00 <Loof> lol
00:00 <Serenity> the hell is happening
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm in control of that this week 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive is getting shirty
00:00 <Bastardly_One> for no real reason is what is happening
00:00 <Excessive> I'm not shitty at all lol
00:00 <Serenity> to be fair he said shirty
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
01:00 <Bastardly_One> *smug*
01:00 <Excessive> ok, my bad..........
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you are getting piffy though
01:00 <Serenity> ill give you a bong if you calm down
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and seriously, I've watched that entire franchice about 5 times over 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and the only messages I got were
02:00 <Skirmish> lol @ how Bastardly_One rides someone and then when it happens to him and someone isn’t banned it’s favourtism. 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> what fun!
02:00 <Excessive> so wat do I mean then by refferin to Jones' ship?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> there is no messages in them twit
02:00 <Excessive> I didn't say that
02:00 <Bastardly_One> they're just plain old good fun 
02:00 <Excessive> fckn hobo
02:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
02:00 <Excessive> I was refferin to all the "out of it" crew on it
02:00 <Bastardly_One> fightin' words
03:00 <Loof> farting words
03:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
03:00 <simba> ^^^^^
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm still laughing at "fckn hobo"
04:00 <Serenity> hey guysss
04:00 <Bastardly_One> calm down missus!
04:00 <Serenity> its simba
04:00 <Loof> stupid bonzaseeds wants me to scan my bank statement before they'll send me seeds
04:00 <Serenity> lets sing this boys
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, shit 
04:00 <Saemon> omg has anyone ever tried adding condensed milk to fanta???
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I missed Mrs Brown
04:00 <Saemon> its so fucken YUM!!!
04:00 <Saemon> add some ice to it too
04:00 <Serenity> is this guy serious
05:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck? is he serious?
05:00 <simba> ban
05:00 <Saemon> yeah they call it spider drink
05:00 <Saemon> at bars
05:00 <simba> omg? is he serious guys? LOL!!
05:00 <Serenity> no they fucking dont
05:00 <simba> no he isnt its jkl duh
05:00 <simba> wake up guys
05:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not a spider you mongoloid
05:00 <Serenity> a spider is soft drink and soda
05:00 <Serenity> er
05:00 <Bastardly_One> a spider is soft drink and icecream
05:00 <Serenity> ice cream
05:00 <Serenity> LOL
05:00 <Serenity> wtf
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and fucking YUM!
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I love coke ones *nodnodnodnod*
06:00 <Serenity> grape fanta ones are good
06:00 <Loof> serenity loves her purple drank
06:00 <Saemon> yeah well
06:00 <Excessive> fanta is jus too sweet fo me
06:00 <Saemon> soft drink like fanta, with condensed milk or ice cream
06:00 <Saemon> both tates great
06:00 <Serenity> no
06:00 <Serenity> no condensed milk
06:00 <Serenity> not ever
06:00 <Saemon> tastes*
06:00 <Serenity> by anyone other than you
07:00 <beehhh> norell gave me what i never thought one could have
07:00 <beehhh> so what if shes a transexual but she means the world to me now
07:00 <Saemon> maccas had ice cream with soft drink not too long ago
08:00 <Saemon> too bad ive never tried it though wat a shame
08:00 <Bastardly_One> they still have those and they're not how you describe them either 
08:00 <Skirmish> I am super keen for my mexican whopper burger for dinner. 
08:00 <Serenity> they're called floats
08:00 <Bastardly_One> they're like layered and pretty crap
08:00 <Serenity> and theyre frozen cokes
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah they're more like floats but they do have this fruity layered thing 
09:00 <Serenity> no
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he is right ..
09:00 <Serenity> thats the sprite ones
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the ones
09:00 <Excessive> ok, I'll do a Saemon ............ sometimes I lurve to mix coke n oj 50/50 ......... it's got like half the fizz of coke n like a nice tang of the oj
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and fanta maybe?
09:00 <Serenity> there is frozen coke with ice cream
09:00 <Serenity> called a coke float
09:00 <Serenity> no its prite
09:00 <Serenity> spite
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that stuff
09:00 <simba> yuck everything said is yuck
09:00 <Saemon> mmm sounds good
09:00 <beehhh> you guys are so serious of chatting and im being a wanker
09:00 <Saemon> the soft serve ice cream is the best
10:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck damn!
10:00 <Bastardly_One> wish I had icecream now
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I've plenty of coke
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I want a spider now
10:00 <Saemon> try condensed milk
10:00 <beehhh> i bought greek style youghurt two sets
11:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck condensed milk
11:00 <Serenity> http://emmatickofapproval.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/552503_456402014402737_1237176063_n1.jpg
11:00 <simba> norell is my queen
11:00 <Serenity> like that
11:00 <Bastardly_One> #1 I don't like it ... it's sickly sweet
11:00 <Saemon> deebeetus
11:00 <Bastardly_One> #2 that wouldn't have the same texture/consistency
11:00 <beehhh> i told her about you simba, you'd have to sponsor her to aussie
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I like to mix the coke and icecream up
11:00 <Saemon> yeah it is sickly sweet but i like to treat myself everyonce in a while
11:00 <Saemon> cheat day today :P
11:00 <beehhh> i'll live through her eyes
12:00 <simba> is she looking for someone to pretend to be her boyfriend so she can illegally live here
12:00 <Serenity> every day is cheat day for you, you ungodly pile of pig sweat
12:00 <simba> i mean he
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's a float kind of isn't it Serenity?
12:00 <beehhh> as my life is done over this dispute for long coming story
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that Maccas pic
12:00 <beehhh> * along
12:00 <Serenity> yes thats exactly what a float is
12:00 <Serenity> from maccas
12:00 <Bastardly_One> they did do a mango one 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that I think he means maybe
12:00 <Saemon> ever eaten something so sweet that it temporarily hurts your throat?
12:00 <Saemon> gives it this dry feeling
13:00 <Saemon> omg Bastardly_One Evolution is back, reunited
13:00 <Saemon> one question: where is ....WOOOOOO!
14:00 <Saemon> he's under contract 
14:00 <Saemon> why not use him, even if just for backstage segments with evolution?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> he's too old and demands too much money
14:00 <Saemon> he's already under conctract with WWE though
14:00 <Bastardly_One> so?
14:00 <Skirmish> We should all be aware of a very serious problem. 
14:00 <Saemon> do they have to pay him more if they want him on tv?
15:00 <Skirmish> Vagina Anxiety. 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you should of guessed evoluton was back 
15:00 <Skirmish> http://www.kidspot.com.au/Pregnancy-Third-trimester-Vagina-anxiety+4630+114+article.htm?utm_source=outbrain&utm_medium=widget&utm_campaign=obclick%20=obnetwork
15:00 <Saemon> i thought they could use as they saw fit
15:00 <Saemon> once he signs with them which he did
15:00 <Bastardly_One> because HHH made that comment on last week's RAW about him, dave and randy being on the same page
15:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, it's like Hogan
16:00 <Bastardly_One> he never tours outside the US as his contract still to this day states he doesn't have to
16:00 <Saemon> ah true
16:00 <Saemon> wow i never really realised this
16:00 <Bastardly_One> so, from my understanding Flair asks for a certain amount each major aired performance
16:00 <Saemon> that arguably the most famous WWE wrestler, hogan, has never represented the country overseas
16:00 <Saemon> even though its the most well known internationally
17:00 <simba> lol
17:00 <Saemon> even though he's* the most well known internationally
17:00 <simba> "represented the country overseas" its not sport dude its a tv show
17:00 <Saemon> shhh haturbater
17:00 <Saemon> well thats a shame then
17:00 <simba> but thats legit
17:00 <Saemon> flair was a major part of EVO
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what could be fun with some on the spot script changes?
17:00 <simba> its not a real sport or anything he doesnt really represent his country
17:00 <simba> its just acting
18:00 <Saemon> what b1?
18:00 <Excessive> hhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmpppppppppppppfffffffff ................ wrestling
18:00 <Bastardly_One> now Evolution is back in swing ... if the Goat teams with 2 - 3 others
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I can see him, Cena and ... 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmm
18:00 <Serenity> crap i just fell asleep
18:00 <Saemon> sheamus?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
18:00 <Bastardly_One> definitely
18:00 <Saemon> oh dear god no.
18:00 <Bastardly_One> those three
18:00 <simba> Serenity is asleep at the job
18:00 <beehhh> some pakistani punctured my bicycle tyre
18:00 <Saemon> they are boring as
18:00 <Serenity> on the jobbb
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I did that before Serenity ... for 2hrs
19:00 <beehhh> i reported to the head of security
19:00 <Saemon> sheamus cena orton dream team of the sword
19:00 <Bastardly_One> during an FB convo
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:00 <Saemon> agaisnt the shield last yr
19:00 <Saemon> was terrible
19:00 <Bastardly_One> seamus is boring?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> take that back!
19:00 <Saemon> well ok, his matches are rough n tough i will give him that
19:00 <beehhh> randy orton
19:00 <Saemon> but its becoming like cena
19:00 <Saemon> 5 predictcable moves of doom
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I love being blinded by the pure whiteness of the big fella
19:00 <simba> speaking of s users wb Serebii
19:00 <Saemon> always the same predictable process
19:00 <Bastardly_One> he's always made me smirk
20:00 <beehhh> orton is crazy n venomous
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Orton is a fucktard of an epic scale
20:00 <Saemon> RVD is back
20:00 <Saemon> i like to see him vs bryan
20:00 <Bastardly_One> never have liked those statue type guys
20:00 <Serebii> simba, thanks little lion cub :)
20:00 <Saemon> they keep of saying he's the perfect wrestler though
21:00 <Saemon> JBL always goes if u build one up from scratch
21:00 <Bastardly_One> RVD should fuck off too
21:00 <Saemon> it would be orton
21:00 <Saemon> lol why?
21:00 <Saemon> RVD is awesome
21:00 <Bastardly_One> sick of all these old cunts coming back 
21:00 <Excessive> fckn ..........
21:00 <Excessive> I'mnah go n have a shave
21:00 <Saemon> yeah but if they could still go, then its ok
21:00 <Bastardly_One> when the new guys are stuck as B graders and making no money 
21:00 <Saemon> and RVD can certainly still go
21:00 <Excessive> and hope that by the time I get back
21:00 <Bastardly_One> who gives a fuck?
21:00 <Excessive> this wrestling has gone
21:00 <Saemon> true b1 i agree
21:00 <Bastardly_One> move on and let some kids take over
21:00 <Saemon> younger talents needs the push
21:00 <Saemon> ziggler and tyson kidd
22:00 <Bastardly_One> about 5 old timers should be it 
22:00 <Saemon> im happy to see cesaro being pushed
22:00 <Bastardly_One> with the amount of shows they have going
22:00 <Saemon> batista should fuck off 
22:00 <Saemon> to the max.
22:00 <Saemon> at least RVD could still go
22:00 <simba> maybe its harder to brainwash people into becoming wrestlers these days so they continuously recycle the messed up roid heads of the past, also all the meatheads in the crowd that just want to jack off to their old favorites 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and how many years has it been since cesaro was pushed in any fashion? not to mention solo 
22:00 <Saemon> BOOtista is even worse now
22:00 <Bastardly_One> since he came first turned up I think
22:00 <Saemon> and he was never good before.
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Dave needs a chest job
23:00 <Bastardly_One> his tits are sagging
23:00 <Saemon> hrm well i recall cesaro being pushed in 2012
23:00 <Saemon> thos anti american segmentsd
23:00 <Bastardly_One> 3 yrs ago
23:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
23:00 <Saemon> and then hooked up with aksana
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a fuck of a long time in that theatrical experience
24:00 <Saemon> its funny how those anti american segments wasnt acknowledged at all during his time as the real americans
24:00 <beehhh> time for head the bed
24:00 <Saemon> i hate WWE revisionist history
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and you can kind of tell who goes to what trainer lately ... 
24:00 <beehhh> me mum landed in oz
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Big E, HHH and Dave obviously go to the tit making trainer
24:00 <Saemon> lol whys that?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> except Dave needs a big of a nip and tuck
25:00 <Saemon> lol
25:00 <Saemon> have u ever seen daves daughters sex tape?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that look that HHH has come back with ... a more exagerated version of his own personal vision of what a wrestler should look like
25:00 <Saemon> batista's 18 yr old daughter had a sex tape
25:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a certain collective if you watch that has the same build
26:00 <Saemon> yeah they are all gym buddies
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and the fucking fake tans are sticking out badly lately too
26:00 <Saemon> its well documented that sheamus gets his push because he works out with HHH
26:00 <DemonsRun> I swear I always read semen instead of Saemon 
26:00 <DemonsRun> Every damn time
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't help but like Seamus and I still say the accent is fake
27:00 <Saemon> i guess they are going back to the old days of how wreslters are meant to look
27:00 <Saemon> buff and tanned
27:00 <Saemon> the cm punk druggie skinny phase is over
27:00 <Bastardly_One> HHH thinks it's Hulkamania and Attitude Ear combined all over again 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> CM Punk ... Phil is still fucking AJ
27:00 <Saemon> i wont say its fake, but i think its played up and exaggerated than what it normally is
28:00 <simba> lol
28:00 <Serenity> ...
28:00 <Skirmish> Now you’ve awoken the beast. 
28:00 <Saemon> they are married now b1
28:00 <simba> great stuff
28:00 <Saemon> which 
28:00 <Saemon> i think is why shes lost the divas championship
28:00 <DemonsRun> K guys. Remedies for a heavy head...
28:00 <Saemon> a way to punish cm punk in a subtle manner
29:00 <DemonsRun> & sore facial muscles
29:00 <simba> this is like when that little cousin is pissing you off and wants you to talk about pokemon with him and youre embarrassed but secretly just want to sit there and talk about it all night
29:00 <Saemon> "you walked out on us, so guess what, we're gona stop pushing your now wife"
29:00 <Excessive> fck
29:00 <Excessive> still goin
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol simba
29:00 <DemonsRun> Oi assholes!
29:00 <DemonsRun> Dun ignore :(
29:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: Stop getting punched in the face. 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno how TheRon and Saemon do it ... I like to keep it to myself 
29:00 <DemonsRun> Didn't
30:00 <simba> hello DemonsRun
30:00 <doctor> no need for such language. you exist as much as anyone else here
30:00 <DemonsRun> Got sick, and my head just feels heavy, face hurts like I've clenched my jaw for the last 6 hours
30:00 <DemonsRun> Hai simba :)
30:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
30:00 <Saemon> its abit late for that how Bastardly_One, everyone knows u like wrestling as well
30:00 <Bastardly_One> head congestion
30:00 <Saemon> so be pround of it and flaunt it
30:00 <Saemon> proud*
30:00 <Bastardly_One> got some vicks or eucyliptus
30:00 <Bastardly_One> or however it's spelt
30:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah somewhere...
30:00 <Bastardly_One> y? n?
30:00 <Excessive> lol at bein proud abt a FAKE show
31:00 <Saemon> urm
31:00 <Bastardly_One> well, put a bit under your nose 
31:00 <Saemon> people are also proud at liking star trek
31:00 <Saemon> breaking bad
31:00 <DemonsRun> That's really bad to do u know
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and/or
31:00 <Saemon> the sopranos
31:00 <Saemon> etc
31:00 <Saemon> also all FAKEE SHOWS
31:00 <DemonsRun> Relaxes muscles that help stop suffocation 
31:00 <Saemon> so whats wrong with WWE?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> the old steamy hot water steam thing
31:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION B1’s advice! He knows EVERYTHING! 
31:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah vaporiser
31:00 <Saemon> its also a TV show just the same as those mentioned.
31:00 <DemonsRun> I have one of those
31:00 <DemonsRun> Just no Vicks for it haha
31:00 <Saemon> ownt Excessive.
32:00 <simba> yes but tv shows dont pretend theyre something more DUHHHHHHHHH
32:00 <doctor> it's boring, like those other shows you mentioned
32:00 <Saemon> my logic ownt you.
32:00 <Excessive> har har
32:00 <Excessive> u big kid
32:00 <Bastardly_One> damn ... then I'm out of ideas ... or
32:00 <Saemon> simba WWE doesnt pretend to be someting more
32:00 <DemonsRun> Well Skirmish in this case I'm after help I want all the ideas I can get lol
32:00 <simba> those tv shows dont call themselves SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT lmao
32:00 <Bastardly_One> is it more at the front or the back?
32:00 <Saemon> they clearly state that its ENTERTAINMENT.
32:00 <simba> wtf is "sports entertainment" it sounds just like a cheap cop out for fat people
32:00 <DemonsRun> Heaviness back, sore front.
32:00 <Bastardly_One> sometimes when I feel tha shit I put a hotwater bottle under a towel and rest on it 
32:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: You got a cold? Not really much you can do except wait it out. 
32:00 <simba> anyway paying out wrestling is 2 easy like paying out Saemon
32:00 <DemonsRun> Heat pack feels good tho
32:00 <Bastardly_One> if that makes sense
32:00 <Serenity> the difference is
33:00 <Serenity> people think wrestling is real
33:00 <Serenity> they dont think home and away is real
33:00 <DemonsRun> Skirmish: Idk wtf is wrong lol. I haven't felt... Myself in a few days
33:00 <Saemon> not all
33:00 <DemonsRun> Like myseld*
33:00 <simba> the difference is wrestling is for fucking faggots 
33:00 <DemonsRun> Oh ffs
33:00 <Saemon> i dont think wrestling is real
33:00 <Saemon> but i still enjoy its storylines
33:00 <Saemon> and characters
33:00 <simba> cos ur a simpleton
33:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go ... that affect ... I hardly get that horrible but that's worked too ... a hot water bottle wrapped in a towel and using it as a pillow
33:00 <Bastardly_One> not saying it's gonna work for you though
33:00 <Saemon> i also dont think game of thrones is real as well.
33:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: You may have a mild infection. Go see a doctor. You may just need a course of anti biotics. 
33:00 <DemonsRun> Helping make me tired haha
33:00 <Saemon> and i also still enjoy its storylines and characters.
34:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah have an appt in the morning
34:00 <Saemon> i rest my case.
34:00 <DemonsRun> Blood tests :(
34:00 <DemonsRun> Checking iron levels etc
34:00 <Bastardly_One> try the hot water bottle idea
34:00 <Bastardly_One> with a nice comfy towel over the top
35:00 <DemonsRun> Have heat pack
35:00 <DemonsRun> Said that.
35:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah
35:00 <Bastardly_One> doing fuck all really?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> only other thing was the inhaling steam idea
36:00 <DemonsRun> I'm not stuffy
36:00 <Skirmish> All hot water packs do it open blood capiliaries. Inhaling steam works if you have a sinus blockage. 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't really get sick that often which I find weird considering how fucked my lungs are
36:00 <Skirmish> is*
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah just sore and heavy ... massage and heat pack ... I guess 
37:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZdHqEFK0ew
37:00 <DemonsRun> I want a massage :(
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Yello - Oh Yeah (12"mix) (Dec 3, 2008) 5:39 - Category: Music - 205,992 views - 826 likes (98.2%), 15 dislikes (1.8%)
37:00 <Excessive> chicka chickaaaaaaaaaaah
37:00 <Saemon> so 
37:00 <Saemon> suprise suprise
38:00 <doctor> you ready?
38:00 <Saemon> ultimate warrios cause of death was cardiovascular disease.
38:00 <Bastardly_One> My shoulder is still completely fucked but I finally got it under control
38:00 <Saemon> Sterioid.
38:00 <Bastardly_One> know how?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya Saemon
38:00 <Saemon> Steriod*.
38:00 <Bastardly_One> did I not say that to you and TheRon
38:00 <Saemon> hrm no i must have missed it
38:00 <Excessive> steroid ffs*
38:00 <simba> did you have to like have it confirmed that a wrestler died by abusing roids
38:00 <Saemon> lol thanks Excessive
38:00 <DemonsRun> doctor: Touch me and lose your head.
39:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, the shoulder finally came under control thanks to a chinese deep tissue massage
39:00 <simba> shouldnt you just safely assume that every time and then kill yourself for being interested
39:00 <Bastardly_One> best 60 dollars I've spent possibly ever
39:00 <Saemon> oh simba stop being such a negative nancy
39:00 <Saemon> did u ask for a happy ending Bastardly_One?
39:00 <Saemon> for extra 10 bux
39:00 <doctor> it's too late. i've already prepared you like a pork spit on a hot summers noon
40:00 <DemonsRun> You're an idiot.
40:00 <doctor> you're just going to have to deal with it
40:00 <DemonsRun> You being an idiot?
40:00 <DemonsRun> Dealt with
40:00 <doctor> try not to squeal too much
41:00 <doctor> you are now doing what you were born to do
41:00 <Saemon> i wonder that the side effects of injecting yourself with human growth hormones are
41:00 <DemonsRun> Oh hush it
41:00 <Saemon> apparently its touted as the new fountain of youth
41:00 <doctor> shhh, no more tears. only dreams now
42:00 <Excessive> u shouldah been here 2 nites ago Saemon, was it couleurs? ......... that posted somethin abt wearin sperm on ur face fo keepin young
43:00 <DemonsRun> Lol I seen that on fb today
43:00 <Saemon> well its logical
43:00 <DemonsRun> Wonder if it works
43:00 <Saemon> sperm creates life and all
43:00 <Saemon> i wonder if any actual research has gona into it
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it's got vit ... E? ... in it 
43:00 <DemonsRun> Be so much better to get ya hands on an umbilicals cord tho
43:00 <Saemon> whys what DemonsRun?
43:00 <DemonsRun> Stems cells
43:00 <Saemon> i bet the chinese already do do that
44:00 <Saemon> they already sell freaken foetuses
44:00 <Saemon> as traditional medicine
44:00 <DemonsRun> Stems cells can adapt to help fix things, hence why it's so wanted for cancer research etc
44:00 <DemonsRun> Yet costs almost 4g to "donate"
45:00 <Bastardly_One> meh ... cancer has already been cured I personally believe
45:00 <Saemon> its wonderous what stems cells can purportedly do
45:00 <DemonsRun> It's a multi billion dollar industry
45:00 <Saemon> yet its being held back in the world be religous retards
45:00 <DemonsRun> The cure will never get released
45:00 <Skirmish> How jaded must people be. 
46:00 <Skirmish> “Nah they have the cure for cancer but won’t release it because there is more money in letting people die”. 
46:00 <DemonsRun> Close Skirmish 
46:00 <Saemon> i even suspect that certain diseases and stuff
46:00 <Saemon> are created by the pharmaceutical companies themselves
46:00 <Saemon> and then they sell the meds for it
46:00 <DemonsRun> Imagine the increase in living people if cancer was cured
46:00 <Saemon> all these strains of flus n shit
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you're kind of right
46:00 <doctor> people forget that we're supposed to die at some stage or another
46:00 <Saemon> howcome these strains mutuate so easily
46:00 <Bastardly_One> both of you ... as in DemonsRun and Saemon
46:00 <Saemon> every yr theres a new strain
47:00 <DemonsRun> Exactly doctor 
47:00 <simba> Skirmish isnt it true that the most money made is out of death,,
47:00 <Excessive> stay awake with me ....................
47:00 <DemonsRun> Wanna make money? Become an undertaker
47:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
48:00 <Saemon> Become an undertaker?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> supposedly that's not true about being an undertaker
48:00 <Saemon> but the streak had ended....
48:00 <Saemon> there can only be one
48:00 <DemonsRun> Sorta just common sense, the cancer stuff.
48:00 <Skirmish> It’s common sense to believe that a cure is available but because of the money made out of treatment they won’t release it? 
48:00 <Skirmish> I call that a crackpot conspiracy theory. 
48:00 <DemonsRun> Pretty much
48:00 <doctor> anything past 50 you've done your bid
49:00 <DemonsRun> Well... I am in no way a crackpot
49:00 <Bastardly_One> same as the inventor of ADHD said on his death bed it's a made up illness apparently
49:00 <DemonsRun> Just open minded
49:00 <Skirmish> lol open minded. 
49:00 <DemonsRun> Hey! Least I don't believe in aliens.
49:00 <DemonsRun> Or ghosts
49:00 <DemonsRun> Etc
49:00 <Bastardly_One> cancer has been cured at least 5 times in the last few years
49:00 <Skirmish> Why do they bother with immunisations then? Not enough money in the treatments for those problems? 
50:00 <simba> Skirmish dont u know about our God $ ?
50:00 <simba> $ is God
50:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
50:00 <Bastardly_One> immunisations are a scam and not a good one 
50:00 <Excessive> ok, I'm not wantin to really go there again, but havin a quite unknown weapon at one's disposal .......... and then also bein the only one that has the cure ......... how would u use it?
50:00 <Saemon> thats for blasphemy.
50:00 <DemonsRun> So you're anti vac Bastardly_One ?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> there's evidence of kids developing cerebal palsy
51:00 <Bastardly_One> after vacs
51:00 <Bastardly_One> no I'm not actually
51:00 <DemonsRun> Sounds just like the autism debate
51:00 <Skirmish> The person that announces he has cured cancer will live forever in history. There is no way a cure exists and is not known. 
51:00 <Saemon> simba https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yN0oya63Es
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: That's for blasphemy! (Sep 22, 2011) 0:09 - Category: Film and Animation - 11,606 views - 37 likes (97.4%), 1 dislikes (2.6%)
51:00 <DemonsRun> True Skirmish 
51:00 <simba> but do you actually know that or are you just saying it
51:00 <doctor> it's all rubbish and should probably forget everything
51:00 <simba> (u r just sayin it)
51:00 <Bastardly_One> more like the way they're put into the body ... lemme explain what I mean 
51:00 <DemonsRun> Still... The money going into it has to be getting them somewhere
52:00 <DemonsRun> No, don't
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the skin has 6 layers right? well, by the tie the germ gets through those layers it's colour coded into being bad so the blood cells know to fight it 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> when it's straight out injected they don't know it from the next thing running around
53:00 <DemonsRun> Bla bla
53:00 <Skirmish> Yes Dr Karl. 
53:00 <Saemon> blehh this room convo is gettin way too serious n nerdy 
53:00 <Saemon> lets change the tone
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I totally never knew all this shit 
53:00 <Saemon> simba, i put it to you, that your father was a cockwhore.
53:00 <Saemon> what say you to that?
53:00 <Serenity> vaccinations have stopped people dying and they continue to why people try to deny that is beyond me
53:00 <Bastardly_One> until I was in birthing classes and some woman had a book on the subject
53:00 <DemonsRun> Thank you Serenity !
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I'm not against them at all 
54:00 <Saemon> i think scientology is against vaccinations
54:00 <doctor> You cut up any old barn yarn animal and you'll notice that it has been living with all sorts of cancers or tumours for the last 25% of its life
54:00 <Bastardly_One> just the way they're put into the body so the cells don't have that defense system
54:00 <doctor> but you wont see this because it's not a good selling point
54:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One: You’re not against them, but you believe they are a farce? 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> example, flu shot and getting a bad flu after it ... that kind of thing
54:00 <Bastardly_One> not a farce at all 
54:00 <Serenity> yeah but people think a runny nose is the flu
54:00 <Skirmish> It’s a myth that you get the flu after a flu shot. There is no live virus in a flu shot. 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> true Serenity but I mean a bad bad case ... not a sniffle
55:00 <DemonsRun> People are bubble wrapped 
55:00 <Excessive> I had fckn vaccines in Ro abt 3 times at school fo all kinds of shit ........ I still have the scar on each shoulder from em
55:00 <simba> if alternative medicine was the answer why would they promote it?? simple
56:00 <Bastardly_One> going back to the cancer dollars topic
56:00 <DemonsRun> We aren't on that anymore
56:00 <Bastardly_One> think on why known carceniogenics are allowed to still be sold 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and depends where in the world immunisations are taking place too
58:00 <Bastardly_One> in the first world I don't believe they're infected in ways to cull the population
58:00 <Skirmish> There really isn’t a topic you’re not afraid to be an expert on is there. 
58:00 <DemonsRun> Lol!
58:00 <Excessive> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiation-induced_cancer
58:00 <Excessive> that's abt where I wanted to get to
59:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry for having a mind and reading a lot ... something the IT generation wouldn't know how to do out of laziness
00:00 <DemonsRun> Says the guy studying IT
00:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
00:00 <simba> Skirmish is a huge fan of bill gates and his depopulation project
00:00 <Bastardly_One> don't even mention that fucking course
00:00 <Bastardly_One> see simba knows what I'm on about 
00:00 <Skirmish> No … you’re a knob that googles articles and starts to regurgitate material as if it’s your own interpretation of your learned quest for knowledge. 
01:00 <DemonsRun> Haha!
01:00 <simba> Skirmish is always trollin
01:00 <simba> id like 2 see him talk about something 1 day
01:00 <Bastardly_One> nice try but simba knows exactly what I'm refefing to as well 
01:00 <Serenity> we spoke about cats before
01:00 <Serenity> and his wedding
01:00 <DemonsRun> He's not really trolling at all
01:00 <Serenity> i like to talk to Skirmish
01:00 <DemonsRun> Just typing truths
02:00 <simba> no no its trolling to start debates then troll someone about it
02:00 <simba> i mean i cant even use another word its just trollin
02:00 <Bastardly_One> typing truths ... more like the guy is that fucking boring he needs to find something negative in most other people to think he actually amounts to something
02:00 <DemonsRun> Oh my god.
02:00 <simba> im going to drink Scotch
02:00 <Skirmish> There is not one single topic that has been raised tonight that hasn’t seen Bastardly_One launch into a long winded lecture to explain it to everyone. Not one. 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> oh simba ... on that bill gates thing
03:00 <Bastardly_One> have you gone into further research about the whole big eugenics club he's part of?
03:00 <DemonsRun> I've been here 15 mins & I agree with Skirmish lol
03:00 <DemonsRun> Sad
03:00 <Bastardly_One> interesting shit ... some deadly people out there with a fuckload of dollars to do it 
04:00 <Skirmish> You’re fucked if they start killing people off Bastardly_One because they will start with the poor first. 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yap yap yap yap yap
04:00 <Excessive> ONLY THE STRONG!!!!!!!!!!
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you're like that dog that will just not shut the fuck up barking about nothing just because it feels it needs to
05:00 <DemonsRun> Pot meet kettle
07:00 <DemonsRun> That's like... Everyone's opinion of you. Js.
07:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmm a select group of arsewipes, you included, are not everyone 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> just a select group ... so, try taking your own advice :)
07:00 <simba> yea but Skirmish should actually go and research this stuff that confuses him, instead of putting questions into a chatroom and shooting down any answers because they dont make sense
08:00 <simba> you have to go research so you can see the other side of it
08:00 <simba> dont you??
08:00 <simba> otherwise bringing it up is just trolling like i said
08:00 <Bastardly_One> so did you or not though?
08:00 <Skirmish> simba: No, it’s called taking a stance. Being objective and using a liberal amount of common sense. 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> read up on the little club of cullers?
08:00 <DemonsRun> Select group... Right.
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I can link you a good article on it if you want simba 
09:00 <simba> i guess ur interpretation of common sense is different
09:00 <simba> i think it woujld be common sense to look up the things u dont know 
09:00 <DemonsRun> As is everyone's simba 
09:00 <DemonsRun> Some prefer to ask
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm really surprised I might be right about the Malaysian plane though
09:00 <simba> he isnt asking either tho lol
10:00 <DemonsRun> Not about anything I've seen tonight no
10:00 <DemonsRun> Brb
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you seen that article I've linked with the pic from the plane?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> it's hard to fake that shit if the pic really exits
11:00 <Bastardly_One> *exists
11:00 <Bastardly_One> http://intellihub.com/freelance-journalist-hijacked-flight-370-passenger-sent-photo-hidden-iphone-tracing-back-secret-u-s-military-base-diego-garcia/
12:00 <Bastardly_One> if that's legit I was spot on 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> find it hard to believe he stuck it up his arse while in the middle of being "hijacked" though
13:00 <Skirmish> You believe that it was hijacked by the military and taken to a secret base? 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I've said it was a diversion for other world affairs since day one ... yep
14:00 <simba> i like that new tv show about the malaysian plane
14:00 <Skirmish> Diversion from what? 
14:00 <simba> next week theyre giving us another clue!
14:00 <Skirmish> What was it designed to take the publics/news focus off? 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> will still stand by that until the day I see pics of the craft debris and legit proof it's definitely the debris of that plane
14:00 <simba> its like blues clues 4 adults
14:00 <simba> off anything that matters
15:00 <Bastardly_One> diversion from illegal shit in the Ukraine
15:00 <Bastardly_One> or a final big strike in the Middle East
15:00 <Bastardly_One> or as simba said ... anything that matters
15:00 <Bastardly_One> but timed very very well with the US actions that they were threatening with the Ukraine
15:00 <Skirmish> It’s diverted nothing from the Ukraine ….. I won’t even bother with the idea it’s to cover an attack on the middle east. 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the ME has strong possibilites because the world basically knows it's an illegal war now
16:00 <Excessive> if the have the technology to read newspaper headlines from space ............. and also bein able to read the contenets of a PC jus by analyzing the mo/bo's given off emf ........ <---- jus those two fo now ........... then y would it be incredible fo someone with access to military infrastructure not to be able to  .......... take over a plane fo example, like 9/11 ......... or to like do watever the fck they obessively get up to with x many a
16:00 <Bastardly_One> created externally by the US and co 
16:00 <simba> well you cant say that about ukraine, the news was full of shit about that every day until this came along, thats how it always is, something huge happens then a week later everyones like what happened??? cos there is some new waterskiing puppy thats getting all the attention now
16:00 <DemonsRun> Wow
16:00 <DemonsRun> Flood
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yep simba ... 
17:00 <Skirmish> simba: To suggest that it was hijacked to create this vacuum in a 24 hour news cycle and take focus from something means that something had to be happening right then.  My question is what has been masked by this event. 
17:00 <simba> the war??
17:00 <Bastardly_One> ^^
17:00 <simba> what else?
17:00 <Skirmish> What war? 
17:00 <simba> !?!!?!
17:00 <simba> what war?!?!
17:00 <simba> r u fuckin asleep mate
17:00 <simba> what do u mean what war
17:00 <DemonsRun> The illegal war they're on about
17:00 <Bastardly_One> the illegal war in the Ukraine for fuck sake 
17:00 <simba> the fucken war the whole world is getting ready 2 fight mate
17:00 <Skirmish> There is no war in the Ukraine. 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> created by our friends in the CIA
17:00 <Bastardly_One> there's no war in the Ukraine?
17:00 <simba> WAR mate we are living in WAR every day
18:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
18:00 <simba> do u not know of all the killing
18:00 <DemonsRun> Andddd the conspiracy theories come in to play 
18:00 <Skirmish> Now the CIA are involved ….. just gets more and more ….. Mission Impossible. 
18:00 <DemonsRun> simba: I agree with you there to an extent
18:00 <simba> if this guy didnt even know the world is at war.........
18:00 <Skirmish> Has samba taken some bad LSD or has he always been like this and I have never noticed? 
18:00 <DemonsRun> Bad LSD.
18:00 <simba> no genuinely dude did you not know we are at war
19:00 <Excessive> Skirmish, do u believe that u have secrets that u and only u know abt?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> CIA totally created the Muslim shit in Chechnya and they are in unconvential wars all over the place
19:00 <Skirmish> Excessive: Yes. 
20:00 <Excessive> well then, u have lots of catchin up to do
20:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly you dont know of the journalist from Huffington Post who got given a copy of the US Army Unconventional Warfare manual and then promptly got sacked for it 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> can link that if you want to do some deep reading 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> it's pretty fucking big
20:00 <DemonsRun> Shoot me
20:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't waste a bullet
20:00 <DemonsRun> This is making me fall asleep
20:00 <Skirmish> You can find it on the front page of www.crackpotsunite.com
21:00 <DemonsRun> Mate, you aren't worth a bullet.
21:00 <DemonsRun> It's a figure of speech.
21:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.fas.org/irp/doddir/army/fm3-05-130.pdf
21:00 <Bastardly_One> how is that crackpot when it's a real US Army manual?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's the one
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm old ... and it's "late"
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and if you read into that manual
22:00 <Skirmish> 100% real and legit yeah?  Been confirmed has it? 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that's Syria all over
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yes and yes
22:00 <Skirmish> Who confirmed it? 
23:00 <simba> u can find some shifty things in official documents
23:00 <simba> people still find a way to deny it
23:00 <Bastardly_One> have you seen that though simba?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> it's exactly how they did Syria 
23:00 <simba> no
23:00 <Bastardly_One> like down to the letter
24:00 <Bastardly_One> check it out ... it's an interesting read
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and makes their geopolitics really predictable
24:00 <Bastardly_One> This publication is available at 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Army Knowledge Online (www.us.army.mil) and 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> General Dennis J. Reimer Training and Doctrine 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Digital Library at (www.train.army.mil)
24:00 <simba> when you see official whitehouse documents going on about chemtrails it kinda makes u go WTF is GoInG On HeIr
24:00 <Excessive> I spent years readin abt shit like that ol dude, and other shit .......... is y I asked Skirmish if he thinks that he's on his own
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that's enough backup Skirmish
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you should seriously spend less time trying to shoot people down
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and read some stuff
25:00 <Bastardly_One> might make you seem less of a boring drone 
25:00 <simba> ya u should see how the other side thinks before writing them off, otherwise ur just an american
26:00 <simba> and we all know how gay they are!!!!
26:00 <Bastardly_One> not all Americans
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'll defend the average American because dealing with them daily ... they don't have the luxury of time to think 
26:00 <Skirmish> Well guys I may just have to give in and accept all your anecdotal evidence. After all, you found it on the internet … it MUST be legit. 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> most of them are too busy worrying where the bill money is coming from and how they're getting by until next pay
27:00 <DemonsRun> Lmfao!
27:00 <DemonsRun> Theif.
27:00 <Bastardly_One> they kind of don't have the time to sit and think about what they're being told
28:00 <Bastardly_One> 2013 I think changed that a bit 
28:00 <simba> lol more trolling
28:00 <Bastardly_One> more Americans are starting to question shit 
29:00 <Skirmish> simba: No, liberal dose of sarcasm. 
29:00 <Excessive> "man does not have the right to develop his own mind, with this, we need a political system to externally control the mind" .......... also ......... "no it is the other way around, it is so that man controls machine" ......... and ........ "everyone who deviates from the given norm, can be surgically mutilated" <--------- these r words of doctors whose ideals became law
30:00 <Bastardly_One> here's an interesting fact
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's in the US Constitution
30:00 <DemonsRun> Fact ... I think...
30:00 <DemonsRun> Righto
30:00 <Bastardly_One> the populous are defined as animals
31:00 <Bastardly_One> so those in power can do what they want with the chattel in a nutshell
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that was in the middle of a big creationalist debate with Alex Jones though so I can't remember 
33:00 <Excessive> Bonny \o.
33:00 <Bastardly_One> hey ... who is this woman? I'm asking why I find her so familiar when I've no idea why
34:00 <Skirmish> Make sure your armadillo helmet is firmly on tonight Bonny. 
34:00 <Skirmish> We’re at war. 
34:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I know who she is on FB ... but I mean she seems familiar like in a magazine way 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1454933_561418550639402_1087375851_n.jpg
34:00 <Bastardly_One> like People or Zoo or some classy mag like that 
34:00 <simba> thats my nan
34:00 <Excessive> who's that?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I am asking you guys 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I know who is it on FB but she's familiar as 
35:00 <Excessive> never seen her
35:00 <Serenity> i know someone who was in the picture home girls once
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and I can't work out why
35:00 <Serenity> made it awkward when i saw her at work
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Katrina Wilkes
35:00 <Bastardly_One> the name is even kind of familiar
35:00 <Skirmish> I can tell you about that girl B1. She’s out of your league. 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, that would Serenity I reckon
36:00 <Bastardly_One> duh Skirmish
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I am saying she looks way fucking familiar
36:00 <Excessive> a friend of mine showed me his house mate once .......... she had a full on nudie pic in some x rated mag
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and be damned if I know why
36:00 <Skirmish> … unless she has a fetish for old geezers in flat brim DC caps.
36:00 <Bastardly_One> my lust object is the canberra SG I know of ... way way way waaaaaaaaaaaaaay out of my league too
37:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... fuck off with the DC cap thing will ya? 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I am still having major trouble deciding ... I got the cheap one I said I would though
37:00 <Skirmish> You didn’t consider how much of a wannabe goose you’d look wearing it? 
38:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
38:00 <Bonny> yo.. :)
38:00 <DemonsRun> 44yo in a DC cap.
38:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Bonny
38:00 <Bonny> :)
38:00 <Serenity> im not sure you should wear dc anything after about 35
38:00 <DemonsRun> ^^
38:00 <Serenity> looks a bit desperate
38:00 <DemonsRun> To stay young?
38:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah...
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's what everyone says but they don't look that stupid on me ... yet ... and they confortable and last years
39:00 <Bastardly_One> as if I'm looking at the colourful designs ... that's just retarded
39:00 <Skirmish> Part of me wants to call the local police in your town and make sure they keep an eye out for you around schools B1.  
39:00 <Serenity> anthony had a pair of dc shoes when he was 6 months old
39:00 <Serenity> and a cap
39:00 <Serenity> now that was cute
39:00 <DemonsRun> Oh
39:00 <DemonsRun> Wow
39:00 <DemonsRun> Harsh
39:00 <simba> does anyone ever wonder whether sgt splode got laid yet
39:00 <Serenity> i miss splode
40:00 <Serenity> i sure hope he did
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm talking the black in this one 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.dcshoes.com.au/take-that?default=168518
40:00 <Skirmish> … but then I realise that a dc cap won’t fool the kids. STRANGER DANGER. 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not exactly garrish 
40:00 <DemonsRun> "Your mummy told me to pick you up" "what's the password?" Oh fuck....
41:00 <Bastardly_One> like this ... this looks fucking creepy
41:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/10011527_631547890250073_3510952261500478363_n.jpg
42:00 <Serenity> :o
42:00 <Bastardly_One> now if I was looking that old and doing that 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be questioning myself
42:00 <Serenity> you look like way older than that
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but that DC cap I want isn't garrish and I know how long they last and how comfortable they are 
42:00 <DemonsRun> You do.
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but she looks old right?
43:00 <DemonsRun> No
43:00 <Serenity> not overly
43:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe for the same reasons you guys are saying the same about me and the cap
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I know how old she is 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> see what I'm saying now? 
43:00 <DemonsRun> We don't care
44:00 <Bastardly_One> then don't bring it the fuck up
44:00 <DemonsRun> You did.
44:00 <Excessive> I sometimes think back to when I used to go partyin n all those labels that used to be around back then like ....... Fila, Red26, Mossimo, Poets, Stickman, Umbro, etc etc
44:00 <Bastardly_One> actually I didn't you obnoxious little twat
44:00 <Bastardly_One> was Skirmish I believe mentioning the DC cap
44:00 <Serenity> ksss ksss
45:00 <DemonsRun> You decided to go on and on about age & the caps
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Red26 is still popular sadly Excessive
45:00 <simba> FILA
45:00 <DemonsRun> We pointed out they're shit on someone over 30
45:00 <simba> Finally I Left Adidas
45:00 <Bastardly_One> or if you're a poor bogan it's all Tapout
45:00 <DemonsRun> And you don't like the response
45:00 <DemonsRun> As per usual
46:00 <simba> poor Umbros rep was totally ruined
46:00 <Bastardly_One> that's your opinion but I know different ... it's practically identical to the one that fell apart on me after 6 yrs finally last week
46:00 <Excessive> Stussy*
46:00 <Excessive> there's heaps that have jus gone
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what I think is an ironic and annoying brand
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that Obey shit 
47:00 <DemonsRun> You mistake me for someone who cares.
47:00 <simba> obey is a hell poor mans supreme
47:00 <Serenity> i grew up 5 mins from the beach billabong etc was what was popular
47:00 <Serenity> until i got to about year 10 then globes etc came in
47:00 <Bastardly_One> still is in cheap stores Serenity
47:00 <Saemon> ripcurl was popular for me
47:00 <Excessive> Mambo
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Billabong and Quick Silver
47:00 <Excessive> rusty
47:00 <Saemon> Ripcurl
47:00 <Serenity> billabong isnt cheap
47:00 <Saemon> Dunlop
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and Mambo
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, Big W and Target brands still
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Billabong ... no it's not 
48:00 <Saemon> KingGee, DaDa, Umbro
48:00 <Bastardly_One> we've a shop in the city I didn't know about until yesterday
48:00 <Excessive> friend of mine still has a Vans t shirt
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and I was shocked how expensive they are 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought they were really cheap shit 
48:00 <Saemon> Fcuk shirt
49:00 <Serenity> far from it
49:00 <Saemon> pretentious
49:00 <simba> i bought a simple as tans tee for 50 BUX in melbourne, cos i am a fag
49:00 <simba> vans*
49:00 <Serenity> anything from a surf shop
49:00 <Saemon> off im a fashionista cuz im wearin french connection
49:00 <Saemon> ohh*
49:00 <DemonsRun> Night Serenity <3
49:00 <Bastardly_One> actually van skate shoes ... they're fucking way worth it IMO
49:00 <simba> no ur not ur a fat nerd that wears piping hot
49:00 <DemonsRun> Night Skirmish :)
49:00 <Serenity> night night dem my sweet
49:00 <Excessive> Ray Bans
49:00 <Bastardly_One> very comfortale
49:00 <DemonsRun> Night others :)
49:00 <Skirmish> Night DemonsRun 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> *confortable
50:00 <Bastardly_One> COMFORTABLE even
50:00 <Excessive> nite
50:00 <Saemon> K-swiss shoes were the shizz back in 2006
50:00 <Skirmish> Excessive: The mrs just bought Ray Ban frames for her new glasses. 
50:00 <Excessive> ah I was refferin to "surf shop" stuff
50:00 <Saemon> do u actually even surf?
50:00 <Excessive> no
51:00 <Saemon> then why u wearin all these surf brands?
51:00 <Excessive> I spend mah cash on records
51:00 <Saemon> #PretentiousPoser
51:00 <Excessive> I'm not
51:00 <simba> shut up Saemon learn to read you dickhead
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I still think she looks old that woman I showed ... https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/q71/s720x720/1505358_631379013600294_569363571380836211_n.jpg
51:00 <Saemon> whoopsie daisies mah bad
51:00 <Saemon> a thousand apologies Excessive
52:00 <Excessive> u mean simba Saemon
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and why everyone seems surprised at that when all I've ever worn all my adult life is caps, jeans and skate shoes I dunno
52:00 <Saemon> im confused
52:00 <Skirmish> She looks haggard. 
52:00 <Bonny> night all.. :)
52:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly what I was saying Skirmish
52:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One and that is why you're single at 44.
52:00 <Saemon> ownt.
53:00 <Saemon> lolz
53:00 <Serenity> stop using ownt
53:00 <simba> <Saemon> im confused - just commit suicide
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't give  a fuck about if I'm single
53:00 <Serenity> it was fucking gay when it was invented and its even gayer now
53:00 <Skirmish> She would probably look better if she wasn’t trying to dress like a rebellious 12yo. 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I've worn caps, jeans, tshirts, hoodies and skate runners all my adult life
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm comfortable in them
54:00 <Bastardly_One> if that keeps me single I don't care less
54:00 <Skirmish> If you’re happy wearing that into your middle aged years then do it. 
54:00 <Serenity> im going to bed
54:00 <Serenity> goodnight
54:00 <Skirmish> Night. 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> honestly it's not as bad as it sounds 
54:00 <simba> nite!!!!
54:00 <Bastardly_One> like that woman is trying to look too young IMO
55:00 <Saemon> nigt sezza
55:00 <Skirmish> Of course that would be your point of view Bastardly_One. 
55:00 <Saemon> ^
55:00 <Saemon> ^^
55:00 <Saemon> ^^^
55:00 <Saemon> rofl
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you said she looked haggard yourself idiot
55:00 <Saemon> the crazies and the retards all think they are normal.
55:00 <Skirmish> You’ve made a choice and you’ll validate it anyway you can.  Just do it. Stop justifying it to us. 
56:00 <Saemon> it shows insecurity
56:00 <Skirmish> She does look haggard. She looks ridiculous. 
56:00 <Saemon> sever insecurity
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I thought too 
56:00 <Skirmish> She’s probably younger than you. 
56:00 <Skirmish> Consider that. 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and I said if I looked that silly (to Me)
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd not wear what I wear
56:00 <Saemon> she looks like a trailer trash bogan crackwhore fullstop.
56:00 <Saemon> who the fuck is she??
56:00 <Bastardly_One> it looks "normal" on me 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I'd love you to say that to her face
56:00 <Saemon> that lip piercing doesnt help
57:00 <Bastardly_One> if you got past her mad serbian man 
57:00 <Saemon> why? who is it?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> a really good friend of mine 
57:00 <Saemon> ic
57:00 <Bastardly_One> even if I think you described her well
57:00 <Saemon> does she have a raspy voice?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> minus the crack
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah m8
57:00 <Saemon> does smoke?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> she'll neck ya 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not sure if she smokes or not 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> she choofs here and there
58:00 <Saemon> dayum fits the profile perectly of what you'd see going off at the staff at centrelink
58:00 <Bastardly_One> that's actually a good question (to me anyway)
58:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahaha
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
58:00 <Bastardly_One> she's a good bloke 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> ;)
58:00 <Saemon> "OI YA FARKEN KARNTS HOLDIN BAKE ME PAY YA FARKEN KARNTS!"
58:00 <simba> Haha. Centrelink.
58:00 <simba> Good one.
58:00 <Bastardly_One> one of her statuses yesterday was
59:00 <Saemon> and she'd have her hands pointing over her head
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm gonna neck a bus driver
59:00 <Bastardly_One> road rage status
59:00 <Saemon> like as if shes holding a glock 'G' hood stylke
59:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah ... total bogan bitch but she's awesome
59:00 <Bastardly_One> her partner is a mad serb cunt 
59:00 <Saemon> did he migrate from serbia?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> who's got a heap of old school nazi tatts ... so an old white power skinhead type
00:00 <Bastardly_One> but reformed
00:00 <Saemon> or was he born here? but of serbian heritege?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and 5 foot nothing and built like a brick shithouse
00:00 <Saemon> how tall is she?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> but has a lot of respect for me for some reason ... probably because I respect her
00:00 <Excessive> ok mabbe off topic by now, but I looked fo somethin that u'd understand wat I was talkin abt as to party wear ........ https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/10155882_10201257132344975_6628799643012878705_n.jpg
00:00 <Bastardly_One> about the same height *lol*
01:00 <Bastardly_One> he's short as fuck but I wouldnt like to be even someone like Lesnar
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and think you'd come out unscathed from a fight with him
01:00 <Saemon> why? is he some crazy martial artists?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, he's just possessed when he gets that way 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> which he learnt to control over the years and uses it postively like for work and shit now 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> just the "mad serb cunt" you always hear about 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> but in his case he actually exists
04:00 <Saemon> wow he sounds unstable
04:00 <Saemon> doe she beat her?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> he used to be when younger 
04:00 <Saemon> does*
04:00 <Bastardly_One> no way, not even
04:00 <Saemon> thats refreshing to hear
04:00 <Bastardly_One> like I said he grew into an adjusted person
04:00 <Bastardly_One> well, as normal as anyone is 
04:00 <Saemon> usually someone like that you'd expect to be a domestic violence God
05:00 <Bastardly_One> he really seems a bit embarrassed about his white power violent past
05:00 <Bastardly_One> but still built like the proverbial brick shithouse
05:00 <Saemon> hrm there was a episode of insight last week
05:00 <Saemon> had a bald ex neo nazi guy form like denmark or something
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and they way he attacks his punching bag still I'd not wanna mess with him still
05:00 <Saemon> very interesting
06:00 <Saemon> he's reformed now
06:00 <Bastardly_One> *the way
06:00 <Saemon> how old is he?
07:00 <Saemon> when i try to envisage this guy you're talking about
07:00 <Saemon> i see perry saturn
07:00 <Saemon> lol
07:00 <Saemon> i dont know why
07:00 <simba> do you just sit there with mirc maximised to full screen
08:00 <Saemon> errr..yeah
08:00 <simba> trying 2 make people feel unhappy as u do
08:00 <Saemon> how else does one interact on mirc?
08:00 <simba> u have a long, long way 2 go
08:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wow ... lol 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/04/16/15/25/train-engineer-kicks-selfie-teen-in-the-head
08:00 <Saemon> uhh ok
08:00 <Bastardly_One> read that ... lol 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I shouldn't be laughing should I?
09:00 <Excessive> simba, know this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HgZe3dUltk
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jones and Stephenson - The First Rebirth [HD] (Dec 30, 2010) 6:08 - Category: Music - 247,060 views - 1,645 likes (98.8%), 20 dislikes (1.2%)
09:00 <Bastardly_One> "wow, that guy kicked me in the head"
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <simba> nice `
11:00 <simba> 1
12:00 <Excessive> that ........... and bein in front of some kickass 1000 watt sub where u feel it thumpin ur chest
12:00 <simba> good 1 https://soundcloud.com/mixmag-1/in-session-martyn
13:00 <simba> the foxtel menu music the other day sounded like martyn 2 me
13:00 <simba> and 1ce they played air france
13:00 <simba> go foxtel menu
14:00 <Saemon> wth
14:00 <Saemon> that train driver should be fired
15:00 <Excessive> u might know this though .......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL_YUgn7Pv8
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cygnus X - The Orange Theme (1994) (Date not found) 6:28 - Category: - <div class="video-extras-sparkbars"> views - 20 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
15:00 <Saemon> assault is assault at the end of the day.
15:00 <Saemon> and he assaulted someone while on the job
17:00 <simba> Saemon... every time you talk about soemthing you let us all know how uneducated you are
17:00 <simba> there are just so many problems with how you think, its hard to know where to begin
18:00 <simba> north balarat are on tv playing essendon, i can see Bastardly_One in the crowd
18:00 <Excessive> har har
18:00 <Saemon> lol @ simba
18:00 <Saemon> yah ok sure thing dr.phil
18:00 <simba> u know im right
18:00 <simba> u sheltered, inexperienced outcast
19:00 <Saemon> ok now phillip
19:00 <Saemon> consultation over
19:00 <Saemon> a thousand thanks for your diagnosis
19:00 <Skirmish> Sorry, but you cannot imply someone is uneducated on irc whilst you use txt spk. 
20:00 <simba> i dont use 'txt spk' ??
21:00 <simba> but yes i'd argue you could tbh
22:00 <simba> Saemon is an ignorant, sheltered outcast i dont think the way i type will affect that
22:00 <Skirmish> Using the letter u as a substitute for the word you is txt spk. 
23:00 <simba> why u gotta label everything
24:00 <simba> dont be afraid to type quickly Skirmish we wont think any less of you
24:00 <simba> this isnt an english exam ok we arent judging
24:00 <simba> i mean judging spelling
24:00 <simba> everything else is highly analysed
24:00 <Skirmish> removing 2 letters from a word doesn’t make it any quicker. 
24:00 <simba> ....yes it does
25:00 <simba> typing u is still quicker than you
25:00 <simba> lol
25:00 <simba> why do you argue about dumb stuff
25:00 <simba> lets have a type off
25:00 <simba> u
25:00 <simba> you
25:00 <simba> ur gay is quicker to type than you're gay
26:00 <simba> when i really need to let someone know theyre gay ill say ur gay
26:00 <simba> its quicker
26:00 <Skirmish> I find it stupid. 
26:00 <simba> you're worried about image too much
26:00 <Skirmish> I find that it’s most commonly something done by someone lacking in wit. 
26:00 <simba> if someone dismisses you as an idiot because you type u instead of you because its quicker, they need help
26:00 <Skirmish> The fact you were using the shortcuts to then call someone else uneducated was a pot vs kettle moment in my opinion. 
27:00 <simba> dont worry about image so much
27:00 <simba> its all about the meaning behind the words
27:00 <Skirmish> I agree. It means you’re a dickhead if you use txt spk. 
27:00 <Excessive> I was at this gig ........... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z5U3bg3nfE
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mixed Beans 2 Rave - 2.10.1993 - Alexandria - Sydney Australia (Jul 15, 2012) 0 - Category: Entertainment - 2,814 views - 17 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
28:00 <simba> Skirmish ur gay thats all there is 2 it
28:00 <Skirmish> It means you’re a dickhead if you argue that it makes things “quicker” or that “it’s the internet I don’t need to spell words correctly”. 
28:00 <simba> holy shit
28:00 <simba> lol
28:00 <Saemon> lol Skirmish owned simba
28:00 <Saemon> ownt.
28:00 <simba> it is quicker you dickhead
28:00 <Saemon> <Skirmish> I agree. It means you’re a dickhead if you use txt spk. 
28:00 <Saemon> i agree
28:00 <simba> how can you argue against that
28:00 <Saemon> you're a dickhead simba.
28:00 <Saemon> lol
28:00 <Skirmish> How much time is saved simba? 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
29:00 <Bastardly_One> has anyone ever played Star Wars: Old Republic?
29:00 <simba> i dont fucking count you idiot
29:00 <simba> lmao
29:00 <simba> yes
29:00 <Skirmish> Is there a measurable increase in quality of life from all the time saved by using 1 letter to represent an entire word? 
29:00 <simba> both of them 2 death
29:00 <simba> shut up Skirmish
29:00 <Saemon> oooh simba sounds pissed now
29:00 <Bastardly_One> worth it?
29:00 <simba> of course
29:00 <Saemon> Skirmish is hittin home
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm looking at the online one now
29:00 <simba> the KOTOR games own
29:00 <Saemon> knights of the old republic
29:00 <Saemon> they are shit
30:00 <Bastardly_One> might download it then and give it a go
30:00 <Saemon> if u like slow RPG final fantasy type crap
30:00 <Bastardly_One> the graphics look good in the screenshots
30:00 <Saemon> and go for it
30:00 <simba> Saemon was 2 dumb to get what 2 do
30:00 <Excessive> and this one ........... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aplda-25cb4
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: HAPPY VALLEY 3 - RAVE - 18.12.1993 - south west of Sydney - Australia (Jul 15, 2012) 4:36 - Category: Music - 1,564 views - 7 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
30:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up idiot I was asking a real person
30:00 <Skirmish> I used to think SImba was alright … I never took seriously what Chris used to say about him but tonight has made me reconsider. Maybe Chris was right. 
30:00 <Saemon> play Star Wars Jedi Academy
30:00 <Saemon> that game owns fuckin ass
30:00 <simba> kotor is better
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you know the one I mean simba right?
31:00 <Saemon> <Skirmish> I used to think SImba was alright … I never took seriously what Chris used to say about him but tonight has made me reconsider. Maybe Chris was right. 
31:00 <Saemon> omg
31:00 <Saemon> ^
31:00 <Bastardly_One> the EA online MMO one
31:00 <Saemon> ^^
31:00 <Saemon> ^^^
31:00 <simba> oh that 1
31:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One: It’s free to play for a reason. People stopped playing it if they had to pay. 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
31:00 <simba> i got that but didnt play it cos it was a gay wow type game
31:00 <simba> it didnt seem 2 get off the ground
31:00 <Saemon> star wars online
31:00 <Saemon> seemed to be good
32:00 <Saemon> but never got big either
32:00 <simba> it wasnt
32:00 <simba> thats what i just said
32:00 <simba> lol
32:00 <simba> u slow kent
32:00 <Saemon> no u didnt
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the star wars you mean 
32:00 <simba> just get the first 2 theyll be hell cheap now
32:00 <Skirmish> It’s another Rift, Guild Wars and now Elder Scrolls Online. All terrible attempts to gain a share of the wow market. 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> is the Old Republic MMO wheels
32:00 <Saemon> at what point did u mention the words "star wars online" simba?
32:00 <Saemon> check logs
32:00 <Saemon> none.
32:00 <Saemon> ownt.
32:00 <simba> weve been talking about it for minutes now
32:00 <simba> lmao
33:00 <simba> Slow Kent
33:00 <Bastardly_One> actually Elder Scrolls is typically buggy Bethesda shit
33:00 <Saemon> so what, u didnt day the name of the game
33:00 <Saemon> so u lose.
33:00 <Saemon> owntage.
33:00 <simba> lose what
33:00 <Bastardly_One> why the fuck can they not get their coding right?
33:00 <Saemon> ur cock.
33:00 <simba> the only way im losing right now is having you talk to me
33:00 <Bastardly_One> their games are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good but so buggy
33:00 <Saemon> lol im on fire tonight
34:00 <Bastardly_One> hey simba 
34:00 <simba> kotor ii is the best star wars game
34:00 <simba> as well as SUPER STAR WARS SNES
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno what level you're on in GTA O
34:00 <Bastardly_One> but the new races are really good and long 
34:00 <simba> and maybe 1 of the gamecube 1s they were pretty good
34:00 <simba> like 309
34:00 <simba> 30
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and the new missions are cool
34:00 <Bastardly_One> 30 now?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you should have some decent stuff opening up then
34:00 <Skirmish> Golden Eye on N64. No better game. 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> there was a new update last week I think 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm enjoying some of the new Ron missions up that end 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> wish I played more with other people for one specific Lester mission though
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep trolling too hard and make 11 enemies in under 5 mins of game play
36:00 <simba> i tried 1 mission like 5 times and gave up
36:00 <Bastardly_One> which one? a Lester I gather
36:00 <Saemon> pokemon stadium was my best game on N64
36:00 <Bastardly_One> the bombing the cop cars shit is too hard IMO unless you had a couple of people on it 
37:00 <simba> something about invading a white house
37:00 <simba> u dont know shit about pokemons Saemon
37:00 <simba> u bloodey amateur
37:00 <Bastardly_One> a white house or a whore house?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, Lester ... and a house 
37:00 <simba> 0white
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that sounds familiar kind of 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was thinking of a Martin mission
37:00 <Bastardly_One> you have to shoot up a whore house and save the hookers
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Martin shits me by the way
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that voice on the phone makes me cringe
38:00 <Bastardly_One> "My friend"
38:00 <simba> i dont play with sound so i cant hear a thing!!!!!!
39:00 <Bastardly_One> that could be a bit of a downfall in ways
39:00 <Bastardly_One> sometimes I find it easier to see where cunts are listening to the sound of where firing is coming from
39:00 <Bastardly_One> would make it difficult doing missions with me for instance
40:00 <simba> its only bad when you dont see a nade coming
40:00 <simba> u have to be vigilant
40:00 <Bastardly_One> especially if I appear to be going in the wrong direction and the other player is thinking wtf?
41:00 <simba> the last few times i played i just bought sticky bombs and followed people around blowin em up
41:00 <Bastardly_One> *gets on the mic* ... nuh m8, trust me ... just keep shooting
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... they get so shitty too huh?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yet, they're the first ones to do the same kind of shit 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> the novelty of riling them up and goading them into chasing me and I ring Lester and get him to find me a helicopter
42:00 <Bastardly_One> then gun them down
42:00 <Bastardly_One> still hasn't worn off yet
43:00 <Bastardly_One> each and every time I do that the mic crying is priceless
43:00 <simba> i like when you can tell people are panicing when youre chasing their bounty
43:00 <simba> but i panic chasing too and waste 2 many stickies
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I have the best hiding spot right near my apartment
44:00 <Bastardly_One> so I hide on the roof of a certain spot and they come looking for me and I knock them off one by one
44:00 <Bastardly_One> except this one cunt who worked it out
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and found me and I had to run from him for about 35 mins straight until I crashed
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and then he got me hard
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but 9/10 it works like a charm for me 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I found this random aussie guy once I think I might of mentioned when it first came online
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and he was just fun to war with 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> wish I'd run into him again ... he just made it fun to actually try and get a couple of blocks without him finding me 
47:00 <simba> once i got a message in spanish from some guy 
47:00 <simba> i thought it was only aussie servers but i guess not!!!
47:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
47:00 <Bastardly_One> someone I know who's in England 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> always connects to, in his words, mexican gang bangers
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I seem to always get American smart arses 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> or UK whiners
48:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck the UK kids are really annoying trollers
48:00 <Bastardly_One> tempted to log in for a bit before sleep
48:00 <Bastardly_One> but I think I have a 7 grand bounty again 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and not in the mood to run 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep stealing the wrong people's cars I guess
49:00 <simba> is there a way to keep/modify those cars that are "too hot to modify"
50:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you have to purchase luxury cars
50:00 <simba> DOG SHITY
50:00 <Bastardly_One> annoying as eh?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> it might seem boring but a good way to get familiar with each and every mission
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and level as well is play solo online
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I highly recommend that idea
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I do have a bounty
52:00 <Bastardly_One> pissy 1000 one
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but simeon wants a car ... again
52:00 <Bastardly_One> so I might do that while I'm logged in for the fuck of it 
55:00 <simba> im miss burlesque 2014
55:00 <Skirmish> I knew it. I knew you were a roller derby chick simba.
56:00 <Excessive> simba, I had a mix earlier tonite (on the 1200's) and I wanted to film it with the phone, but I couldn't turn it up high enough for it to sound ok on the phone without havin some sortah complaints .......... I'll do it again durin the day n show u 
57:00 <simba> f**k yea
57:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One what are your thoughs on Adam Rose?
58:00 <Saemon> i reckon his gona be just another Fandango.
59:00 <Bastardly_One> right now I'm trying to steal the right car for this russian cunt
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and my thoughts are 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> he's nothing special
01:00 <Excessive> hmmmmmmmmm 4 am ............ I mite pill out
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'm going soonish
02:00 <Bastardly_One> finally stole a car ... soon as I take it to where I gotta go I might
03:00 <Bastardly_One> got shit to do 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> simba
04:00 <Bastardly_One> at a guess how much do you have in your GTA bank online?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I just discovered I've 1035872 dollars
05:00 <Bastardly_One> gambling on myself in a race I can't seem to lose most of the time seemed to of payed off
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't keep track ... I just bank it 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> only just noticed then for the first time in ages 
10:00 <simba> lol
11:00 <simba> wtf
11:00 <simba> i basically spend what i get 
11:00 <simba> i dont have money in there!!!
12:00 <Saemon> wats the point of havin a bank then.
12:00 <Saemon> herp derp.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wow
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I just noticed I have about 50 grand on me 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I better bank that 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:00 <Saemon> is this GTA 5?
13:00 <simba> give it all to me
13:00 <simba> no this is irc
13:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha @ this
13:00 <Bastardly_One> has the icon that you point with always been a middle finger?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never noticed if it has
14:00 <Saemon> lol rewatchin raw
14:00 <simba> yes i noticed that 1ce
14:00 <simba> rockstar are good 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> on the phone screen when you go to the web
14:00 <Bastardly_One> oh it is 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean has been
14:00 <Saemon> the ultmate warriors theme is actualy quite catchy lol
14:00 <Saemon> i like it
14:00 <Saemon> de de de de de DER DER DUN
14:00 <Bastardly_One> never noticed until the recent update so thought it might be new
14:00 <Saemon> de de de de de
14:00 <Saemon> DER da DUNT
15:00 <Saemon> imagine being in the arena back then in the early 90s as a kid
15:00 <simba> DER da DUNT
15:00 <Saemon> with that music pumpin through the arena
16:00 <Saemon> would have been really pumped up n exciting 
16:00 <Saemon> :P
16:00 <simba> Saemon do you ever worry about genetically modified foods destroying your insides
16:00 <Excessive> I'd rather be in a warehouse with 3000 ppl goin off ........... as a kid
16:00 <Saemon> no not really simba
17:00 <simba> i know
17:00 <Saemon> im not a conspiracy theorist crazy like u
17:00 <Saemon> "OH KNOW MARTIANS MADE THE GENETICALLY MODIFIED FOOD!!"
17:00 <Saemon> oh no*
17:00 <simba> i didnt mention anything to do with conspiracies
17:00 <simba> .
17:00 <Saemon> but thats why u worry about it
17:00 <simba> about what
17:00 <simba> i asked you if youve ever thought about genetically modified foods
18:00 <simba> .
18:00 <Saemon> u think theres some sorta conspiracy theory behind genetically modified foods
18:00 <simba> no i dont
18:00 <simba> lol
18:00 <simba> theres no conspiracy
18:00 <Saemon> yeha u do
18:00 <Saemon> thats your thing
18:00 <simba> what is the conspiracy behind them
18:00 <simba> i dont understand
18:00 <simba> do you not believe foods are genetically modified or something
18:00 <Saemon> i dont know, ur the consipiracy theory nutcase of the room
18:00 <simba> is that where youre coming from
18:00 <Saemon> maybe u think the illuminati makes it
19:00 <Saemon> or someshit
19:00 <simba> thats not even a thing 2 be debated man
19:00 <Saemon> or maybe u think that genetically modified foods caused 9/11
19:00 <simba> u r just humiliating urself now
19:00 <simba> calm down soldier
19:00 <Saemon> who knows what a consipiracy theorist like u thinks
19:00 <Saemon> de de de de de
20:00 <Saemon> DER DER DUN
20:00 <Saemon> de de de de de de DER da DUNT
20:00 <simba> i dont understand what you think the conspiracy is
20:00 <simba> you do realise food is modified by man to be bigger, tastier
20:00 <simba> thats not something to be argued against
20:00 <simba> ..
21:00 <Saemon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbLZ9lx-e5w
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ultimate Warrior Theme (WWE/WWF) (Apr 5, 2009) 3:15 - Category: Sports - 553,148 views - 1,312 likes (96%), 55 dislikes (4%)
21:00 <Saemon> lol
21:00 <Saemon> that song hypes me up
21:00 <simba> de de de de de de DER da DUNT
22:00 <Saemon> de de de de de DEEEEEER DEH DUN
23:00 <simba> were you just trolling about the food thing there Saemon or are you actually way more clueless than we thought....
23:00 <simba> real talk here
23:00 <Saemon> honestly
23:00 <simba> please tell me youre trolling
23:00 <Saemon> i dont even know what we are really talkin about atm
23:00 <Saemon> i wasnt even reading properly
23:00 <simba> then dont reply
24:00 <Saemon> im lookin at ultimate warrior stuff
24:00 <Excessive> I know that u're prolly thinkin like x many out there Saemon that it's u n only u that knows wat goes on around u ........ even with ur secrets that u'd prolly say that no1 but u knows ......... and if someone said to u that "someone's in charge of u" and with that they know wat goes on ......... to this u might go on and think about how much of a conspiracy this might be fo someone to know wat u get up to
24:00 <Saemon> but im half reading
24:00 <Saemon> de de de de de DEEEEEER DEH DUN
24:00 <Saemon> :P
24:00 <simba> terrible
24:00 <simba> think this just about spells the end for #melbourne tonight
24:00 <simba> killed by the teenager again
24:00 <Saemon> i think i am agaisnt/pro genetically modified 
25:00 <Saemon> cuz its agaisnt nature
25:00 <Saemon> made isnt supposed to create it
25:00 <Saemon> food is supposed to be made by mature
25:00 <Saemon> natue
25:00 <Saemon> nature*
25:00 <Saemon> its like cloning
25:00 <simba> pro doesnt mean against
25:00 <simba> lmao
25:00 <simba> retard
25:00 <simba> anti is against
25:00 <simba> pro is for
25:00 <Saemon> oh
25:00 <simba> ie. youre pro faggot
26:00 <Saemon> allow me to correct myself then, a thousand apologies
26:00 <Saemon> i think i am agaisnt genetically modified 
26:00 <simba> but you didnt even know genetically modified foods were a thing five minutes ago
26:00 <simba> thats how far back you are....
27:00 <Saemon> yeah but since u said its food modified by man to be bigger, tastier
27:00 <simba> many foods are, yes....
27:00 <Saemon> i know that it is unnatrual
27:00 <simba> do you acknowledge this now?
27:00 <Saemon> abnormal, an abomination agaisnt nature and God
27:00 <Saemon> who created all things on earth
27:00 <Saemon> we arent supposed to play God
27:00 <simba> god ur a faggot
28:00 <simba> how do u live with urself
28:00 <Excessive> man only uses the word "god" to express somethin he doesn't understand
28:00 <simba> u r 1 of those gaylords who think theyre funny, but i think deep down knows they arent but just doesnt know any other way
28:00 <Saemon> only answer i can come up with to that is
28:00 <Saemon> my love for WWE
28:00 <simba> terrible trolling
28:00 <Saemon> is that sustains my existence in this world
28:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
29:00 <Saemon> lol
29:00 <Saemon> de de de de de
29:00 <Saemon> DEEEEEER DEH DUN
29:00 <Excessive> e ouw ouw o eaou
30:00 <Saemon> da fuck is that lol
30:00 <Saemon> a donkey?
30:00 <Saemon> and caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan u feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel the looooooooooooooooooooove toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
31:00 <Saemon> toooooooooooniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
31:00 <Saemon> u said u have a gf simba
31:00 <Saemon> so u put on that song and call her nala
31:00 <Saemon> and lick eachothers faces?
31:00 <Saemon> cuz thats what simba n nala does in the movie
31:00 <Excessive> this is wat I was singin .......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tj786AqmRk
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Obsessive - Tune in turn out (Mar 25, 2009) 4:17 - Category: Music - 5,764 views - 26 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
32:00 <simba> i wrote that tune
32:00 <Saemon> no u didnt
32:00 <Saemon> elton john did
32:00 <simba> im not talking 2 u faggot
32:00 <simba> god u r retarded
32:00 <Saemon> liar liar pants on fire look in your heart cock is your desire
33:00 <Saemon> LOL
33:00 <Saemon> OWNT!
33:00 <simba> ..right
34:00 <simba> this 1 is 4 Excessive right back at u http://youtu.be/lLzZM5mphS0
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ishan Sound feat Ras Addis - Clash Of The Titans (Hodge Remix) (Jun 27, 2013) 5:26 - Category: People and Blogs - 2,570 views - 32 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
34:00 <simba> its incredible
37:00 <simba> jah
37:00 <Excessive> yep
37:00 <Excessive> down tempo
38:00 <Excessive> come easter n after that I'mnah have to get used to catch the bus again fo mah shoppin
39:00 <Excessive> fo like mabbe a year n somethin
40:00 <simba> that would blow
41:00 <Excessive> used to do it b4 I moved to this place
41:00 <Excessive> so not a biggie
41:00 <Excessive> woolies r closin on sat n demolishin n rebuildin the whole block
43:00 <simba> who ate all the pies????
43:00 <Bastardly_One> depends how you shop
43:00 <simba> Saemon did!!!!!
43:00 <Bastardly_One> if you shop almost daily that's gonna annoy you
44:00 <Excessive> there's a coles at St Leonards and that's down the bottom of my street sortah ......... but I don't like spendin mah money at coles ......... so yeah I'd rather go over to the next suburb
44:00 <simba> whats wrong with coles
45:00 <Excessive> I jus don't go there
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Coles I find cheaper
45:00 <Saemon> why not Excessive?
45:00 <Saemon> theres gota be a reason
45:00 <Bastardly_One> less variety though in my case
46:00 <simba> i go 2 woolies 2 but not for any real reason
46:00 <Excessive> I'm not concerned with the price ........... I'm jus wantin to support x kindah businesses
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I go wherever has whatever I want the cheapest
46:00 <Bastardly_One> oh this rubbish
47:00 <simba> i go to the rock of my foundation
47:00 <simba> what kinda business are u saying coles is
47:00 <Excessive> I'm not sayin anythin abt coles
48:00 <Bastardly_One> if it's about big business then why Woolworths?
48:00 <Excessive> I jus don't give em mah money
48:00 <Bastardly_One> they own heaps of companies
48:00 <simba> is it cos of the coles myer group
48:00 <Bastardly_One> of course it is 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> hypocritical when you look at Woolworths 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> but anyway
49:00 <simba> its usually just a case of Better Teh Devil U Know i guess
49:00 <Skirmish> I love how you just decided that was Excessive’s opinion. 
49:00 <simba> satans everywhere
49:00 <Saemon> lol omg! simba if you want to know what im really like
49:00 <Saemon> you should watch this
49:00 <simba> i dont
49:00 <simba> and i wont
49:00 <simba> dont even link it
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I know it is because I know his reasons dipshit
49:00 <Saemon> im exactly like this guy, im this guy of the room
49:00 <Saemon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XyO20rMrpY
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Board The Exotic Express with Adam Rose: Raw, April 7, 2014 (Apr 7, 2014) 1:20 - Category: Sports - 77,035 views - 794 likes (86.8%), 121 dislikes (13.2%)
49:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't an assumption
49:00 <simba> not clicking
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you assume too much ... I've known Excessive for years
50:00 <Saemon> well i am HIM of #melbourne
50:00 <Skirmish> He just said no multiple times!!
50:00 <Saemon> :P
50:00 <simba> Excessives girlfriend found https://31.media.tumblr.com/6efca548a5efb2765d817d9f9b928557/tumblr_n3vprckjQa1sqko5uo1_500.jpg
50:00 <Skirmish> He’s been assuming I was on irc for a wife for over a decade … doesn’t mean I know him. 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> he actually never gave any reason ... seriously find a new hobby  ... you really are the most boring troll 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> simba
51:00 <Bastardly_One> he wishes
51:00 <Skirmish> lol you are a one of a kind dickhead. 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd "buy that for a dollar"
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you certainly are Skirmish
51:00 <Bastardly_One> looking in the mirror again are you? does it hurt to be as boring as you are?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> like actually hurt?
52:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One do u agree that im this guy of the room? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XyO20rMrpY
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Board The Exotic Express with Adam Rose: Raw, April 7, 2014 (Apr 7, 2014) 1:20 - Category: Sports - 77,035 views - 794 likes (86.8%), 121 dislikes (13.2%)
52:00 <Bastardly_One> no, now fuck up
52:00 <simba> lmao
52:00 <Saemon> what? why not?
52:00 <simba> ur a lil baby Saemon
52:00 <simba> go 2 sleep
52:00 <Saemon> thats cm punks finishing move
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you know who his is right?
52:00 <Saemon> the GTS - go to sleep
52:00 <Excessive> orraite ............... like I said earlier how u're not on ur own ......... with this bein that everything u see, hear, feel, smell, touch, etc etc ........... is relayed to some military computer and by sayin this, one comes to think that if the world is ruled by giant corps who spend their profits on building their war machine ........ then this is my very reason fo not wantin to spend cash with wat one might see as the opposition
53:00 <Bastardly_One> like his character and the show
53:00 <Saemon> so your a closet wrestling fan eh simba
53:00 <Saemon> lol
53:00 <Saemon> the truth has revealed itself
53:00 <Bastardly_One> NXT ... but you know his persona and shit right?
53:00 <simba> die, dude
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Adam Rose was the NTX champ
53:00 <Excessive> I do have a pink record like that simba
53:00 <Bastardly_One> NXT ... and pretty popular
54:00 <Saemon> not really Bastardly_One, i just saw that promo vid of him and thought it was funny
54:00 <Saemon> i dont really follow NXT 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> just lost that championship recently
54:00 <Skirmish> Excessive: Did you just give me a 21st century brain in a vat theory? 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> so I guess they moved him into the big league
54:00 <Saemon> whod he lose it too?
55:00 <Saemon> yeh obviously hes been called up to the main roster cuz they are airing promos for him on raw
55:00 <Excessive> I'm not askin u to believe anythin I type Skirmish
55:00 <Bastardly_One> tbh I'm not sure as I vaguely keep tabs 
55:00 <Saemon> so he cant be nxt champ is he's not gona be on their roster anymore
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd have to re-check
55:00 <Saemon> (exception is the rock being WWE champ)
56:00 <Saemon> why do they keep of debuting NXt guys in such shit gimmicks though?
56:00 <Skirmish> My question wasn’t about belief, it was about your theory. 
56:00 <Saemon> only good ones were the shield and the wyatts
56:00 <Saemon> the rest so far have failed badly
57:00 <Saemon> fandango, brodus clay
57:00 <Bastardly_One> might see what Main Event is like this afternoon considering the amount of bullshit they're sticking on Smackdown and Main Event because of the network
57:00 <Saemon> now this adam rose character
57:00 <Saemon> i hope rusev turns out well
57:00 <Bastardly_One> adam rose is just a heath slater kind of dude
57:00 <Bastardly_One> who gives a fuck?
57:00 <Saemon> ahhhh u hit the nail on the spot with that
58:00 <simba> hit the nail on the spot
58:00 <simba> lol
58:00 <Saemon> lol ppl have been comparing him with fandago and dolph ziggler
58:00 <Excessive> not seein it as a theory Skirmish ........... it's my life .......... like how I was made3 to suffer fo almost 20 years fo supportin the opposition durin all those years
58:00 <Saemon> saying that adam rose should tag team with them
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I loved Slater solo
58:00 <Saemon> cuz they are so similar
58:00 <Bastardly_One> before he decided to let his character become a dick and part of 3MB
58:00 <Saemon> but i kept on thinking 'theres someone else that he's more similar too, just cant get put my finger on it'
58:00 <Saemon> but that person is health slater and 3mb
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that scotsman HAD potential if marketed right but they chose not to obviously
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and now they just bring in Mark II with Adam Rose
59:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't make sense
59:00 <Saemon> why is that with drew macintyre?
59:00 <Saemon> he was vinces chosen one and pushed back then
59:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that's who I fucking meant
59:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry
59:00 <Saemon> i wonder what he did
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yep yep
00:00 <Bastardly_One> heath slater is the red head
00:00 <Bastardly_One> My bad
00:00 <Bastardly_One> 5am, stoned and hungry as fuck waiting for something to eat to finish cooking so I can sleep
00:00 <Saemon> lol
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I meant another Drew
00:00 <Bastardly_One> MY bad 
00:00 <Saemon> wat time u gona wake up
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I've shit to do 
00:00 <Excessive> k, l8ers \o.
00:00 <Bastardly_One> so around 10, 11 and out the door soon as my eyes open 
00:00 <Saemon> well im gona call it a night now
00:00 <Bastardly_One> is the plan
01:00 <Saemon> laters all
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fair enough ... I've stuff to read while I wait and eat anyway 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you off Excessive?
01:00 <Excessive> ye
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ta ta 
01:00 <Skirmish> Make sure your armadillo chin strap is firmly fitted. 
02:00 <simba> Make sure your armadillo chin strap is firmly fitted. 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I think that was directed at my reading comment
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm reading game reviews so I'll be sure to do that 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> idiot
02:00 <Saemon> simba when i come back and i find out that u havent watched this video yet, i will be pissed off i warn you
03:00 <Saemon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XyO20rMrpY
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Board The Exotic Express with Adam Rose: Raw, April 7, 2014 (Apr 7, 2014) 1:20 - Category: Sports - 77,053 views - 794 likes (86.8%), 121 dislikes (13.2%)
03:00 <simba> Saemon, die
03:00 <Excessive> anyways *gone*
03:00 <Saemon> same
03:00 <Saemon> laters all
04:00 <Bastardly_One> how can a civilisation type game be considered an MMO
04:00 <Skirmish> When it becomes a massive multiplayer online game. 
04:00 <Skirmish> Thought that would be pretty self explanatory. 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> well,duh ... but it's like a Farmville deal
05:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not MMO ... that's social
06:00 <Skirmish> I am running out of paid time to read your nonsense. You will have to wait until I am back at work to ask more stupid questions. Write them all down so you don’t forget. 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> what a complete cock head
11:00 <Bastardly_One> simba
11:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know of a bunch called Fake Blood?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> might be a bit too house for you 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and too cheery
12:00 <simba> ya skirmish is stuck in 2005 where he thinks he needs to keep his guard up and type perfectly so people dont call him a dumbass or something, i dont even know, people like that died out in the mid 2000s
12:00 <simba> no havent heard
12:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck, who cares really?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I'm dumb as dog shit 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what you mean and agree 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I've always thought if you're being genuine there's no such thing as a stupid question though 
14:00 <simba> i can c that
19:00 <Oki> hello is anyone awake?
12:00 <simba> Oki: No.
23:00 <Oki> simba how about piss off
24:00 <simba> Rude.
26:00 <Oki> fuck off asshole ok!
26:00 <simba> No.
31:00 <Oki> simba is a bitch
29:00 <simba> `seen WiLd_TuRkeY
29:00 <prowl> simba, I found 6 matches to your query. These are the 5 most recent ones: WoRdPoRn, WiLd_TuRkeY, Element`is`a`coward, LookingForLove, KnightOwl. WoRdPoRn ([email protected]) was last seen being kicked from #melbourne by ChanOP ( WT is perm banned) 1 week 3 days 12 hours 23 minutes ago (06.04. 19:06), after spending some time there.
29:00 <simba> man its good to see the back of that guy
36:00 <CannibalClown> hes still around
07:00 <Adonis> ohai mandyjane 
08:00 <mandyjane> hey
08:00 <mandyjane> wtf is with my browser
08:00 <mandyjane> popups and ad central
13:00 <Adonis> lol
13:00 <Adonis> no idea
30:00 <BlackDevil> Rapper cuts off own penis, jumps from North Hollywood building
31:00 <BlackDevil> A rapper linked to the Wu-Tang Clan was injured early Wednesday after he apparently severed his penis and jumped from a North Hollywood apartment
31:00 <BlackDevil> Andre Johnson, 40 — who raps under the moniker “Christ Bearer” in the duo Northstar 
01:00 <BlackDevil> ill Arnett has officially filed for divorce from Amy Poehler ... nearly two years after the couple separated.
06:00 <simba> BlackDevil has again pasted some worthless news about celebrities he loves into IRC. The American, hated by many on the network, refuses to uninstall mIRC and is rumored to have a same-sex relationship with queer roommate "Q".
06:00 <BlackDevil> http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2014/4/14/714bb363-48a4-4c36-a50a-aa6c33226c1c.jpg
07:00 <BlackDevil> https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6450761984/h0DDEF488/
21:00 <Fez> Howdy
24:00 <BlackDevil> http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/dar-me-16.jpg?w=500
38:00 <Q{> hai cuties
44:00 <Q{> http://www.dailylife.com.au/news-and-views/dl-opinion/student-auctions-her-virginity-for-online-notoriety-20140323-35bmr.html
44:00 <Q{> i considering auctioning mine too
46:00 <Q{> eyebrow transplant eh
46:00 <Q{> http://www.theage.com.au/lifestyle/beauty/eyebrowraising-beauty-trends-20140413-36lcy.html
57:00 <Bastardly_One> afternoon
05:00 <alienated\Romeo> micro
05:00 <alienated\Romeo> soft
05:00 <alienated\Romeo> word
05:00 <alienated\Romeo> -
07:00 <alienated\Romeo> -
07:00 <alienated\Romeo> word
07:00 <alienated\Romeo> soft
07:00 <alienated\Romeo> micro
07:00 <TheRon> she uses tangerines
07:00 <alienated\Romeo> ahaha
09:00 <alienated\Romeo> .\_/.
09:00 <TheRon> indeed
09:00 <alienated\Romeo> :)
09:00 <TheRon> here's to sinking piss over easter
09:00 <Bastardly_One> why is stocklands 
10:00 <alienated\Romeo> so TheRon whatcha been up to?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> on the other side of the city?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I find that really rude
10:00 <doctor> no more drinks for me. need a break for a bit
10:00 <TheRon> not a lot, going away for the weekend
10:00 <alienated\Romeo> ah cool
10:00 <TheRon> paying homage to our lord and saviour
10:00 <alienated\Romeo> im saving up beers
11:00 <TheRon> b1 when you travel do you use myki??
11:00 <TheRon> i mean for v/line
12:00 <Bastardly_One> whereabouts to first?
12:00 <TheRon> bannockburn
12:00 <Bastardly_One> where the?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> so you go by bus?
12:00 <TheRon> on the way to geelong
12:00 <TheRon> yes
12:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah it is too 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> the bro's I assume
13:00 <Bastardly_One> wellllllllllllllllllllll, no
13:00 <TheRon> yes
13:00 <Bastardly_One> should still be a paper ticket
13:00 <TheRon> nice
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine is to Beaufort and that's the bus
13:00 <TheRon> i haven't had to travel on public transport so i haven't bothered with myki
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's only (from Melbourne) to Geelong, Seymour, Ballart and Bendigo
14:00 <alienated\Romeo> i travel by foot
14:00 <TheRon> nice
14:00 <TheRon> i figure they'll sort me out anyway but
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna check for ya
14:00 <TheRon> i checked the website it made no sense
14:00 <Bastardly_One> as that's where my bus tends to change over if you get what I mean
15:00 <alienated\Romeo> TheRon got a bycycle?
15:00 <TheRon> yes!
15:00 <alienated\Romeo> cool
15:00 <Bastardly_One> so I was thinking I could check on the way home if I remember
15:00 <TheRon> it's all good i'll be gone by then anyway
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, you going today?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you're on the way to missing the bus then :P
16:00 <Bastardly_One> it's at 2:30 or some shit
16:00 <TheRon> yep, let the drinking shaninigans begin
16:00 <TheRon> 3
16:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, that's why it seems to come "late"
16:00 <alienated\Romeo> hi Lumeah
16:00 <Bastardly_One> while waiting for the 2:50 now
16:00 <Bastardly_One> they only just changed that in the last couple of weeks then
17:00 <alienated\Romeo> TheRon do you like to stagger around when your drunk?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I assume you're cabbing it to the station?
17:00 <TheRon> i like to do neil diamond numbers
17:00 <alienated\Romeo> ah i c
17:00 <TheRon> i got a lift
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and get there a few mins early ... I'd suggest it's busy today
17:00 <TheRon> was gonna get there at 2.30
17:00 <Lumeah> Hi. 
17:00 <alienated\Romeo> :)
17:00 <alienated\Romeo> how are you?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fair enough
18:00 <TheRon> time for more beer
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I couldn't stand waiting that long 
18:00 <alienated\Romeo> beer for more time?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> 1/2 an hour of waiting feels like 12hrs to me 
18:00 <TheRon> hopefully get a ticket and a stubbie
18:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaah 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> then 2:30 it is *lol*
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and why did you have to mention Neil
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I love Neil sadly
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Girl, you'll be a woman sooooooon
19:00 <Bastardly_One> please, come take my hand
19:00 <Lumeah> Already am.. To late. 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
20:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... and afternoon
20:00 <alienated\Romeo> Bastardly_One do you like to stagger around when your drunk?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> soon, you'll need a man 
20:00 <alienated\Romeo> already am what?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't drink my mn 
20:00 <alienated\Romeo> ok ok
20:00 <Bastardly_One> my man even
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to drink with the mission of poising myself each drinking session it seemed
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but in hindsight I didn't really stagger around much 
20:00 <alienated\Romeo> ah
21:00 <Bastardly_One> just projectile vomit :P
21:00 <TheRon> don't do bowie numbers when drunk, they're so hard lyrically
21:00 <Bastardly_One> *poisoning myself
21:00 <Bastardly_One> well, if you do, you get so embarrassed you walk out
22:00 <alienated\Romeo> mmm i wanna go to the pub
22:00 <TheRon> b1 a chair the beach and beer for 3 days
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I love this song heaps
22:00 <alienated\Romeo> hi Student
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Solitary Man 
22:00 <Student> hello alienated\Romeo
22:00 <alienated\Romeo> :)
22:00 <alienated\Romeo> how are you today?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't like the beach :P
22:00 <Student> i am doing fine, how about you?
23:00 <alienated\Romeo> yes i am great
23:00 <TheRon> i do, they have chicks, i have sunglasses
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh wow 
23:00 <alienated\Romeo> gunna have a drink tommorow
23:00 <alienated\Romeo> or something
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I just realised something ... 
23:00 <Student> why wait for tommorow?
23:00 <alienated\Romeo> whatcha been up to?
23:00 <alienated\Romeo> dunno
23:00 <TheRon> better get fish and chips tomorrow
23:00 <Student> i have a bit of work to wrap up , trying to catch up with that 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> blah 
23:00 <alienated\Romeo> ok ok
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I eat fish in general so it's no different to me 
24:00 <alienated\Romeo> what sort of work?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and I think Jesus really doesn't care
24:00 <TheRon> bus drivers don't like you having a flask do they?
24:00 <Student> mostly transporting stuff 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck is he gonna know what's in the flask?
24:00 <alienated\Romeo> okay
24:00 <Bastardly_One> unless you sit right up the front?
24:00 <Student> so you bought your drink yet?
25:00 <TheRon> knowing me i'd be stupid enough to offer the driver some
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh awesome!
25:00 <alienated\Romeo> yep
25:00 <alienated\Romeo> Student been to the movies lately?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna kill you though TheRon
25:00 <TheRon> why?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Kentucky woman she shine in the wrong kind of light
25:00 <Bastardly_One> (this is why)
25:00 <Student> i normally hop in and hop out of movie channels and some new movie downloads
25:00 <TheRon> carcklin rose
26:00 <Bastardly_One> she'll look at you once in a day it's all wrong it's all right 
26:00 <alienated\Romeo> ok
26:00 <alienated\Romeo> what up Pyro?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and blah blah blah 
26:00 <TheRon> songs sung blue everybody knows onde
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh thanks arsehole
26:00 <Bastardly_One> *skips to Song Sung Blue*
26:00 <TheRon> it's a community service
26:00 <Pyro-> umm... not much
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate you
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
26:00 <alienated\Romeo> Student what are you wearing?
27:00 <alienated\Romeo> ok pyro-
27:00 <Bastardly_One> actually I can't 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I just nearly went past the most awesome song ever
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I Am I Said
27:00 <Student> i am expecting hate from 48 year old guy would be pretty weak and tiresome :P
27:00 <Student> i am wearing clothes ;P
27:00 <alienated\Romeo> pyro- got a lighter?
27:00 <TheRon> pulp - common people
27:00 <TheRon> does that help
27:00 <Bastardly_One> not really
27:00 <alienated\Romeo> ok 
27:00 <TheRon> disco 2000?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I get the William Shatner version in my head
27:00 <Bastardly_One> heard that? Jesus it's bad
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
28:00 <TheRon> i like it
28:00 <TheRon> it's rocky
28:00 <alienated\Romeo> Student what sort of music do yo like?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> hey I've a serious question
28:00 <alienated\Romeo> Student what sort of music do you like?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Neil did I'm a Believer first right?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> before the Monkees?
28:00 <TheRon> yeah he wrote it
29:00 <Bastardly_One> thought so 
29:00 <TheRon> neil was writing songs for others before he was a star
29:00 <Student> alienated\Romeo i like every thing that touches me , fast , slow 
29:00 <alienated\Romeo> ah okay cool
29:00 <Bastardly_One> that's true ... he was 
29:00 <TheRon> christopher cross - ride like the wind
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw him in 90 something 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and I am embarrassed to say 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it was one of the best concerts I've been to
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a ball
30:00 <Student> from micheal jackson to backstreet boys, from shakira to blake
30:00 <alienated\Romeo> do you like 30 seconds from mars?
30:00 <TheRon> crunchy granola, did he do it properly or just grunt
30:00 <alienated\Romeo> do you like 30 seconds to* mars?
30:00 <TheRon> good lord or just grrrrrr
30:00 <Student> i am not sure if i have heared that song 
31:00 <alienated\Romeo> mmm
31:00 <alienated\Romeo> do you like Jewel?
31:00 <TheRon> i've seen jewel live
31:00 <alienated\Romeo> ah cool
31:00 <Student> i only know one jewel that is a chatter in that channel ;)
31:00 <TheRon> geez 17 years ago now
32:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
32:00 <Student> and i am guessing jewel is a female singer 
32:00 <Student> no time to hang on :P
32:00 <Bastardly_One> this is the remastered version
32:00 <Bastardly_One> re: the grunting thing
32:00 <TheRon> then we came back to ballarat the next night to see the shitty girl band "t-shirt"
32:00 <Student> Re Re Re
32:00 <alienated\Romeo> do you like depeche mode Student?
32:00 <Student> i do know what is depeche mode 
32:00 <alienated\Romeo> ok ok cool
33:00 <Student> i do not know what is depeche mode 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> too late
33:00 <TheRon> enjoy the silence
33:00 <Student> ;)
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I like his version of Mr Bojangles
33:00 <Bastardly_One> *shrugs*
33:00 <Bastardly_One> actually the best DP song IMO is 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> *wait for it*
33:00 <Student> Legendary 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRWqhFGYFaQ
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Depeche Mode Personal Jesus Live in Bacelona 93' (Aug 21, 2010) 5:42 - Category: Music - 548,947 views - 2,311 likes (99%), 24 dislikes (1%)
34:00 <Bastardly_One> best version IMO 
34:00 <TheRon> alienated\Romeo: do you know right said fred?
34:00 <alienated\Romeo> Student what kind of food do you like?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Dave has his Jesus Christ Pose going on 
34:00 <alienated\Romeo> nah sorry don't know them
35:00 <TheRon> don't deny it, you do know it
35:00 <Bastardly_One> reach out and touch faith
35:00 <alienated\Romeo> only when i lose myself.
35:00 <Bastardly_One> have you heard the lost Johnny Cash album?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> it's pretty good 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm getting into this version of Personal Jesus
36:00 <TheRon> weep little lion man, you're not as brave as you were at the start
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lift up the reciever I'll make you a believer 
36:00 <Student> i like strong food 
36:00 <Student> or heavy food 
36:00 <alienated\Romeo> ah cool
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I hope Q didn't see me type that
36:00 <alienated\Romeo> i c
36:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll troll me to call him :P
36:00 <alienated\Romeo> what does that mean?
36:00 <Student> specially the bread 
37:00 <alienated\Romeo> fatty food?
37:00 <BlackDevil> Q{
37:00 <Student> not sure that is fatty food 
37:00 <TheRon> i had a ham and salad roll for lunch
37:00 <Student> it does not carry a lot of fat in it 
37:00 <Student> but it is heavy
38:00 <TheRon> he ain't heavy, he's my brother
38:00 <BlackDevil> simba has queer sex with his room mate
38:00 <Student> like the slices of bread are light in weight , i like to have the bread that is heavy 
38:00 <alienated\Romeo> ???wtf??
38:00 <Student> BlackDevil always have problem controlling his shit :P
38:00 <TheRon> simba barracks for port adelaide, he can't be all there
38:00 <alienated\Romeo> heavy bread?
38:00 <Student> yap alienated\Romeo
38:00 <alienated\Romeo> mmm
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that reminds me 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> who plays tomorrow? I can't remember
39:00 <TheRon> footy tips?
39:00 <BlackDevil> problem with my colon movement?
39:00 <BlackDevil> never
39:00 <BlackDevil> i poop fine
39:00 <TheRon> nobody
39:00 <Student> and that bread is baked or made differently than the normal bread, it does not spread out 
39:00 <simba> fuck u BlackDevil fuck u and ur trannie roommate
39:00 <TheRon> good friday
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought they did one now?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> or where going to or some shit 
39:00 <BlackDevil> simba wants to sleep with beehh has they have the same interest into trannies
39:00 <Student> poop fine and pampers do not go very well BlackDevil :P
39:00 <simba> shut up BlackDevil!!!!!!
40:00 <Bastardly_One> or am I thinking the fact next Fri is Anzac Day?
40:00 <alienated\Romeo> Student do you like white bread or multigrain?
40:00 <simba> footy is 2night
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I might be 
40:00 <Student> alienated\Romeo both 
40:00 <alienated\Romeo> footy sux donky balls
40:00 <BlackDevil> simba's dream heart husband is element
40:00 <alienated\Romeo> ok ok cool
40:00 <TheRon> 3 games on anzac day
40:00 <Student> beeh , element who is next ? :P
40:00 <Bastardly_One> well, shit 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> not getting *that* bus 
41:00 <alienated\Romeo> Student what color is your hair?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> 8 mins to walk 100 meters
41:00 <alienated\Romeo> hi simba
41:00 <BlackDevil> maybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee cumiva ?
41:00 <TheRon> the cure - close to me
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I won't do it without hacking my lungs up ... its up hill
41:00 <simba> whens anzac day
41:00 <Student> alienated\Romeo blackish brown 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> next Fri
41:00 <Bastardly_One> the 25th
41:00 <TheRon> 25th
41:00 <alienated\Romeo> ah cool
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that's where I think I got confused
41:00 <Student> what color is your hair alienated\Romeo?
41:00 <simba> yea wow what the fuck there are 3 games on friday 
41:00 <alienated\Romeo> brown
41:00 <TheRon> two up and beers
41:00 <Student> nice 
41:00 <simba> lol @ giving brisbane v st kilda the friday night
42:00 <Bastardly_One> so, I did get confused and thought so 
42:00 <TheRon> i'll be in bed by then on the friday night
42:00 <alienated\Romeo> simba sux donky balls
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Essendon and Collingwood? or did they change that this year?
42:00 <simba> yes hello romeo
42:00 <TheRon> big drinking day that one
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not got to next week's round yet
42:00 <alienated\Romeo> hehe hiya
42:00 <alienated\Romeo> :P
43:00 <TheRon> easter monday is barbie and beer day too
43:00 <alienated\Romeo> so who's smoking weed today?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> me
43:00 <TheRon> beering
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm always smoking weed
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and really need to give up
43:00 <simba> not with u bitch
43:00 <Bastardly_One> but meh
43:00 <alienated\Romeo> ah good stuff
44:00 <alienated\Romeo> simba done much this week?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> this trip to stocklands better be good or I'm waiting for TheRon on Monday all afternoon until the Geelong bus comes in and smacking him up
44:00 <simba> yes
44:00 <alienated\Romeo> ok
45:00 <TheRon> carlton winning this weekend?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> get real
45:00 <Bastardly_One> if we can't beat Melbourne
45:00 <alienated\Romeo> i've been busy watching dvds
45:00 <Bastardly_One> *still disgusted*
45:00 <TheRon> waite and garlett got dropped for a lack of forward pressure
45:00 <TheRon> they were lazy
46:00 <alienated\Romeo> BlackDevil are you human?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't it be hilarious if Melbourne won?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> might finally shut those smug Geelong scum supporters up
47:00 <TheRon> melbourne?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yet both two favourites of mine by the way 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Waite and Garlett
47:00 <simba> geelong have hawthorn then port, good luck 2 em
47:00 <TheRon> geelogn plays football the right way
47:00 <simba> theyll need it !!
47:00 <TheRon> 2-0
47:00 <simba> thats a soccer score
48:00 <TheRon> that will make it 6 -0
48:00 <alienated\Romeo> simba are you good at sex?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> soccer is the only football joy I get
48:00 <simba> why are you asking
48:00 <alienated\Romeo> ...
48:00 <simba> NOYB
48:00 <alienated\Romeo> why am i asking
48:00 <Bastardly_One> My AFL team is shit, My NRL team is shit, My NFL team had a shit season
48:00 <simba> idk
48:00 <TheRon> i'm an absolute demon in the sack
48:00 <simba> lool
49:00 <simba> ur a demon
49:00 <alienated\Romeo> simba can you draw?
49:00 <simba> ill draw blood in a minute
49:00 <alienated\Romeo> ahaha
49:00 <Bastardly_One> wish I could draw ... I've a childrens book in the making but need someone to illustrate
50:00 <alienated\Romeo> mmm cool Bastardly_one
50:00 <TheRon> do you write specky mcgee??
51:00 <alienated\Romeo> simba do you even have a bed?
51:00 <TheRon> sam newman sculled a bottle of wine last night
51:00 <simba> lol i only saw him take a couple of swigs near the start
52:00 <simba> when he drank the jim beam owned
52:00 <TheRon> me too i'm assuming he sculled the rest of it
52:00 <simba> dane swan doesnt even hide the fact that he doesnt watch footy
52:00 <alienated\Romeo> Dr Phil is on now
52:00 <TheRon> i like that, gets given a bottle of the louie the lip wine and just opens it right there and tehn
52:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit
52:00 <alienated\Romeo> i need a smoke
52:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah he is 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, he started midday
53:00 <Bastardly_One> should be that medical show after him
53:00 <Bastardly_One> the doctors or whatever it is 
53:00 <alienated\Romeo> ah yep
53:00 <simba> lol
53:00 <simba> Dr. Jew
53:00 <alienated\Romeo> simba do you own a house?
54:00 <TheRon> i thought jew doctors were dentists?
54:00 <BlackDevil> alienated\Romeo are you a bot?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh TheRon
54:00 <alienated\Romeo> no one is jewish
54:00 <Bastardly_One> did you go to high school in Ballarat?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and if so which one?
54:00 <TheRon> yes
54:00 <TheRon> sebas
54:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a dentist connection you see
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ... you'd no clue then 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that Martini dentist on Victoria St
55:00 <TheRon> i think jew because of the prices they charge
55:00 <alienated\Romeo> am i a bot?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> is the husband of the most nazi bitch Ballarat High ever employed
55:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I hated that Martini bitch 
56:00 <TheRon> she was shaken not stirred?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> rattled more like :P
56:00 <Bastardly_One> man was she MEAN!
56:00 <alienated\Romeo> mean girls
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and the principle was a kind of hippy into creativity ... like acting, etc
57:00 <TheRon> mr g?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> all his assemblies were just hippy shit about being creative
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Mr Sedgewick
57:00 <Bastardly_One> his daughter I think was on A Country Practice
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Katrina
57:00 <TheRon> thats a claim to fame
57:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
57:00 <Bastardly_One> so was shads
58:00 <Bastardly_One> he's the wombat
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Fatso
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I was told the principle (as of 2 yrs ago) was my former vice principle
59:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing ever changes around here does it?
59:00 <TheRon> a wombat eats roots and leaves
59:00 <BlackDevil> simba caused the south korea ferry to sink
00:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh that me 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm short and a really shitty dictator
00:00 <Bastardly_One> but not asian
00:00 <TheRon> california rest in peace simultaneous release
00:00 <Bastardly_One> why worry about Cali
00:00 <Bastardly_One> it'll sink soon
00:00 <simba> why is BlackDevil talking about me so much
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been waiting for that since the 90s
00:00 <simba> go back to TMZ 
00:00 <TheRon> he's bored
00:00 <Bastardly_One> he's talking to everyone 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> what TheRon said
01:00 <simba> no he isnt
01:00 <simba> lol
01:00 <simba> hes literally not talking to anyone
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean I saw him talking to the vilest creature on Austnet just before
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yes he is 
01:00 <simba> are we talking about BlackDevil
01:00 <TheRon> so west coast
01:00 <BlackDevil> because you are just as annoying simba
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
01:00 <simba> go back 2 TMZ BlackDevil
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you leave him alone
02:00 <simba> west coast r going down bitch
02:00 <Bastardly_One> or he'll cry to me in pm 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> B1 - do something!
02:00 <BlackDevil> what is tmz?
02:00 <TheRon> syd or freo?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> freo
02:00 <BlackDevil> the micro zit?
02:00 <TheRon> i got sydney feeling
02:00 <Bastardly_One> syd thought they wer gonna kill it this year with Franklin
03:00 <Bastardly_One> not yet
03:00 <Bastardly_One> they're still in ... oh we have Franklin! mode
03:00 <TheRon> franklin needs forwarfds in the square
03:00 <simba> theyre in what is this prissy faggot doing at our club mode
03:00 <[Maverick]> Sounds like the Blues when they got Malthouse... 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol simba ... probably
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I think Mick did great ... last year
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I still don't blame him yet
04:00 <[Maverick]> yeah, really shows. 
04:00 <TheRon> i think malthouse got this shitty list and is now trying to fix it
04:00 <simba> nothing wrong with malthouse
04:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
04:00 <Bastardly_One> ^^
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Malthouse needs what he got at Collingwood
04:00 <[Maverick]> Didn't say there was... 
04:00 <simba> mick molloyhouse
04:00 <Bastardly_One> some free reign to do his job
04:00 <TheRon> that would be a good show
05:00 <TheRon> simba i watched bad eggs again
05:00 <TheRon> good show
05:00 <simba> what the heck is that...
05:00 <TheRon> on mad as hell last night, anybody else notice the cameos
05:00 <TheRon> glenn robbins and tony martin
05:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll never get it as long as we have the board mentality of them thinking they run the show instead of the coach at the time
06:00 <Bastardly_One> bad eggs it's called huh?
06:00 <TheRon> tony martin's movie starring mick molloy and bob franklin
06:00 <Bastardly_One> will have to look that up
06:00 <simba> oic
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooooooooh
06:00 <Bastardly_One> never seen it ... supposed to be good
06:00 <TheRon> it's a pisser
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I like Bob Franklin ... 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and Molloy is awesome when in sarcastic mode
07:00 <TheRon> have a look at this pen, it has 4 colours
07:00 <Bastardly_One> tony martin reminds me too much of me ... and I can't handle that *lol*
07:00 <TheRon> who uses green though
07:00 <Bastardly_One> the denton thing too 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> find it hard to watch Denton for the same reason
07:00 <TheRon> green is clearly being carried by the other 3
07:00 <Bastardly_One> the whiny voice and the glasses make me think of myself ... lol
08:00 <TheRon> tony martin saved the mick molloy show for a while
08:00 <Bastardly_One> did you ever watch Enough Rope though?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that as good 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Denton has superb interview skills IMO
09:00 <Bastardly_One> far out that was the longest half hour of my life
10:00 <Bastardly_One> bag packed, mission about to be undertaken
10:00 <TheRon> like watching two and half men?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> hah!
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yes, these days
10:00 <TheRon> i miss charlie
11:00 <Bastardly_One> ditto
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Anger Management just wasn't the same
12:00 <Bastardly_One> on that note
12:00 <Bastardly_One> enjoy your break 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm off to ghetto land
12:00 <Bastardly_One> must NOT buy a lazer ball
12:00 <Bastardly_One> they're only $20
12:00 <Bastardly_One> but 
15:00 <Serenity> it takes a lot of emotional growth to get to a point where you no longer habour hate and ill feelings
15:00 <Serenity> but it feels great when you get there
15:00 <The_Baron> goddamn it, I got Dr Phil'd
16:00 <Bastardly_One> where we have here is a failure to ... 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> has anyone noticed he's become more aggressive with his guests?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> just an observation the other day 
16:00 <BlackDevil> hi element
16:00 <BlackDevil> woke up?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> who BlackDevil?
16:00 <Serenity> the fuck just happened here
16:00 <Bastardly_One> iBiZa? no way
16:00 <CannibalClown> wheres element
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I know who iBiZa is kind of 
17:00 <Serenity> ibiza isnt element
17:00 <BlackDevil> element woke up
17:00 <CannibalClown> is blackcock tripping again
17:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, nuh I get it 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he has element on watch
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's saying hello to his bot 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> whatever the nick is 
18:00 <Serenity> oh thats boring
18:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking handy command that one 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> well, string ... not exactly a one/two word command
19:00 <CannibalClown> shut up
20:00 <CannibalClown> you have no idea what youre saying
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yes dear of course not 
21:00 <BlackDevil> fyi, element says 'hi mate'
21:00 <CannibalClown> fyi noone cares
21:00 <BlackDevil> better care
21:00 <BlackDevil> hes your mate
22:00 <CannibalClown> your mate mate
23:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcXzqruShrY
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MORTILLERY - F.O.A.D. | Napalm Records (Mar 28, 2013) 5:18 - Category: People and Blogs - 56,336 views - 894 likes (93.9%), 58 dislikes (6.1%)
26:00 <zline-fios-verizon-net> finally
26:00 <BlackDevil> not for long mate
26:00 <zline-fios-verizon-net> bye :)
26:00 <zline-fios-verizon-net> http://imgur.com/NmMblBC <<<<<< Bastardly_One got oWned *bang* *bang* IP 139.216.149.228 He should be banned for baiting people, he does it more than Pieter does!
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh dear
28:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil do me a favour
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that is not the same is it? *laughs*
28:00 <BlackDevil> i think you know your own ip
28:00 <Bastardly_One> the IP I mean ... cute though ... fucking idiot 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly :) and that's no longer it :)
28:00 <CannibalClown> loooool
29:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya what I did though ... for fuck sake 
29:00 <BlackDevil> nope its currently 69.121.32.128
29:00 <Bastardly_One> can't believe *I* did it ... don't remember for shit 
29:00 <CannibalClown> hahahaha
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you fuck up
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be none the wiser
29:00 <Bastardly_One> except two people finally told me 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm like no fucing way did I
29:00 <Bastardly_One> but I did
29:00 <BlackDevil>  'X-Men' director Bryan Singer sued, accused of sexually abusing underage male. Rep says claims are without merit.
31:00 <CannibalClown> suck shit
31:00 <The_Baron> aah fuck gotta do some shopping
31:00 <The_Baron> bbl
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm more shitty they didn't tell me I did it 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's an idea ... shopping
31:00 <CannibalClown> Q.Q
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I've more money than sense atm
32:00 <CannibalClown> youve none of both
32:00 <CannibalClown> shut up
32:00 <Bastardly_One> no
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you honestly don't get it do you?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the more I piss you off the more I'll talk 
33:00 <CannibalClown> haaha awesome
33:00 <CannibalClown> lats dance 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> under the pale moon light?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> or do I have to get those red shoes like in the David Bowie song?
34:00 <zline-fios-verizon-net> Shut up Jamie you ugly faggot
34:00 <Bastardly_One> no
34:00 <Bastardly_One> how's the old IP going? Having fun?
35:00 <zline-fios-verizon-net> Dunno.. i'm sure it's dead.
36:00 <BlackDevil> im watching fargo
36:00 <BlackDevil> the movie
36:00 <BlackDevil> or the tv show
38:00 <Bastardly_One> any good?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> the series I mean
39:00 <Bastardly_One> only started tonight your time didn't it?
39:00 <Fez> Woop. The royals are here
39:00 <BlackDevil> i just started it
39:00 <BlackDevil> its an 1 hour long
40:00 <Bastardly_One> is it only 8:30/9:30?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you must be on the west coast
42:00 <simba> record store day on saturday !!
42:00 <simba> r u gonna pick something up Excessive
45:00 <CannibalClown> must be
57:00 <Q{> BlackDevil, 
58:00 <Q{> <--- chatting to real life female wrestlers at moments
58:00 <Q{> they show me their videos and pics
58:00 <Q{> lol
58:00 <Q{> pretty girls too
58:00 <Q{> i got various dishes to eat today
59:00 <Q{> challenge one is pepe
59:00 <Q{> (small clams)
59:00 <Q{> its only slight open from heat during cooking
59:00 <Q{> i have to find ways to open it
59:00 <Q{> i just got a knife
00:00 <Q{> man im gonna be bloated again tonight
01:00 <BlackDevil> wait what
01:00 <Q{> simba iheard u turning gay
01:00 <Q{> true?
02:00 <Q{> if true i intro u to some1 i kno
03:00 <BlackDevil> i think he is into bears
07:00 <simba> shut up u bloodey americans get out of this server u guys arent even australian 
07:00 <Q{> i guess it wasnt true then
08:00 <Q{> too bad
08:00 <simba> Q remember that time you werent active in here?
08:00 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/E8Z8I.jpg
08:00 <Q{> the dude i kno would hv luved u
08:00 <simba> who wouldnt
09:00 <simba> Lᴇɢᴀʟɪᴢᴇ Gᴀʏ Wᴇᴇᴅʟᴇ
14:00 <Ana_Ng> The Dark Ages
15:00 <Q{> the peppes were cooked perfect
15:00 <Q{> the lips only opened a few micron 
15:00 <Q{> enuf to slide knife in between
15:00 <Q{> also the shells been fractured
16:00 <abc> wishing everyone a happy and safe easter with their families and on the roads
16:00 <Q{> and break open easilly
16:00 <Q{> but u dont see the fracture 
16:00 <Q{> its like they been cooked individually
17:00 <Q{> <--- is australian
17:00 <Q{> :D
17:00 <simba> no ur not why are u lying
17:00 <simba> :\
18:00 <Q{> i probably lived in au longer than ur entire life 
18:00 <Q{> :-)
18:00 <simba> well u are really old
19:00 <Bomber_Turd> afternoon bludgers
19:00 <Bomber_Turd> !seen Picard
19:00 <Excessive> I found 4 matches to your query. Here are the 4 most recent (sorted): Bomber_Turd Picard Picard-gone picard_loves_renee. Bomber_Turd, Looking for yourself, eh?!
19:00 <simba> what would posess a man to leave australia.. for AMERICA?
19:00 <simba> a severe blow to the head?
19:00 <BlackDevil> simba is into older men Q{
19:00 <Q{> got bored
19:00 <BlackDevil> he might want a green card
19:00 <simba> shut up BlackDevil
19:00 <BlackDevil> be american
19:00 <BlackDevil> and by your side
19:00 <Q{> want some authentic taco bells
19:00 <simba> u bloody traitor
19:00 <simba> if u are an aussie this is even worse
20:00 <simba> i heard BlackDevil is aussie too but i dont want to confirm it i want to imagine hes a dumb american forever
21:00 <Serenity>    delayed but what did you do b1
21:00 <Q{> yeh i even remember there were hundreds of ppl here like yesterday
22:00 <CannibalClown> hes gone
22:00 <Q{> and i didnt even say anything here 
22:00 <Q{> lol
23:00 <Ana_Ng> You can drive 15,000 km in one direction here
25:00 <Ana_Ng> in australia, not even 4000km
25:00 <Ana_Ng> BORING
25:00 <Q{> somebody sent cherry blossom seed into space made go around earth a few times
25:00 <Q{> then they plant the seeds
25:00 <Jimmy> but the question is, whats in 15000km that you want to get to
26:00 <Serenity> oh
26:00 <Ana_Ng> a lot more than what australia's got
26:00 <Q{> the seeds grew and it blossoms 4-6yrs earlier than normal trees on earth
26:00 <Fez> Wouldnt you fly 15000km?
26:00 <Ana_Ng>  you can do that without hitting a desert
27:00 <Serenity> im out cant see.
27:00 <BlackDevil> open your eyes bitch
27:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
27:00 <simba> Bomber_Turd, Looking for yourself, eh?!
27:00 <Fez> Hey. Aboriginies live in our desert
27:00 <Jimmy> this is why planes were invented
27:00 <Fez> Dont dissvtheir home
27:00 <Q{> if i drive that far, i would have several children during the trip
27:00 <Fez> -v
27:00 <simba> well yeah driving 4000ks in a line would be boring
28:00 <simba> who the f**** would even wanna do that
28:00 <Fez> Old people
28:00 <Fez> They buy caravans for such a journey
28:00 <Jimmy> road trip from pub to pub, and someone else it driving
29:00 <The_Baron> I BEEN TO PARADISE
29:00 <The_Baron> BUT I NEVER BEEN TO MEEEE
29:00 <Fez> Thats a plan
29:00 <simba> "winnebagos"
29:00 <Fez> Rb
29:00 <Fez> Er
29:00 <Fez> Rv
29:00 <simba> some friends of mine were asked in america if we in aus have the same days of the week as them.....
30:00 <Bomber_Turd> get jobs u cunts
30:00 <Bomber_Turd> my taxes are wasted on u lot
30:00 <simba> thats what were dealing with
30:00 <Fez> Lol
30:00 <Jimmy> americas haha
30:00 <Fez> Americans are great
31:00 <The_Baron> what else u gonna spend ur taxes on?
31:00 <Fez> They make me feel thin and smart
33:00 <Bomber_Turd> roads,health and education would be a good start
33:00 <abc> and saving for retirement
33:00 <simba> lol
33:00 <simba> i remember i went to kfc over there and they try to serve it to you like a regular meal, probably to con them into thinking theyre eating real food, like they spread the chips and chicken and shit out on a plate and serve that to you
34:00 <The_Baron> yeah that's a nice fantasy
34:00 <Bomber_Turd> we should abolish unemployment benefits
34:00 <The_Baron> u think that the govt would actually start spending more on such projects because less ppl are on welfare?
34:00 <CannibalClown> LOOOOL @ poocard
34:00 <The_Baron> ur dreaming
34:00 <Bomber_Turd> and disability pensions
34:00 <Bomber_Turd> carers pensions
34:00 <Bomber_Turd> and make any cunt under 65 work for what they get 
34:00 <simba> they probably genuinely believe theyre eating at a restaurant
34:00 <simba> at least we know fast food is shite and dont mask it
35:00 <CannibalClown> shut up picard you jobless bum
35:00 <CannibalClown> stop pretending
35:00 <xm> did they have all the items in french and then in brackets the names we know it as in australia
36:00 <The_Baron> having a job is overrated anyway
36:00 <The_Baron> I got one, big deal, wow I get to make money and spend more of it
36:00 <The_Baron> woooo hooo
36:00 <Bomber_Turd> yeah fuck working, why would u want money,house,car,career 
36:00 <abc> booze and drugs
36:00 <simba> idk but i forgot the funniest part, they come with token heatlhy food, which was literally a shrinkwrapped packet of a few apple slices
36:00 <xm> Poulet chaud et épicé (Hot and spicy chicken)
37:00 <Bomber_Turd> lol 
37:00 <Bomber_Turd> if thats what floats your boat
37:00 <The_Baron> it all gets a bit mneh after a while
37:00 <The_Baron> I was jobless for ages
38:00 <Bomber_Turd> dont u feel better about yourself now u work?
38:00 <The_Baron> now I got a job, aint really any more satisfied
38:00 <The_Baron> not really
38:00 <Bomber_Turd> dont u like having money to buy things?
38:00 <The_Baron> it's 50/50
38:00 <Bomber_Turd> go on holidays, eat out, enjoy the nice things in life?
38:00 <The_Baron> at times it's nice to have more disposable income
38:00 <abc> having a job is good for you mental health .. instead of sitting around all day doing fuck all
38:00 <The_Baron> but then I just end up buying more shit
38:00 <The_Baron> it aint really all that edifying
38:00 <simba> omelette du fromage
39:00 <Bomber_Turd> you should see a shrink
39:00 <The_Baron> thing is, soon I am gonna be quitting my job in june
39:00 <The_Baron> and doing a bachelors degree in audio design
39:00 <Fez> Le towelette
40:00 <The_Baron> I think, if I pursued a carreer in something I actually am interested in
40:00 <Bomber_Turd> at least u are doing something
40:00 <The_Baron> I might actually enjoy working
40:00 <Bomber_Turd> not sitting on your arse expecting a handout
40:00 <The_Baron> well those handouts are a pittance
40:00 <The_Baron> I don't envy anyone who has to rely on that alone
41:00 <The_Baron> but I aint gonna begrudge anyone welfare
41:00 <Bomber_Turd> i pity them, take a look at simba he is a low life dole bludging scum, look what he has in life
41:00 <abc> some people are too fucked up to work with normal people .. they need the disability pension
42:00 <The_Baron> ^^
42:00 <Bomber_Turd> abc they shouldnt get it
42:00 <The_Baron> so what should they do?
42:00 <abc> how are they going to survive
42:00 <Bomber_Turd> abbott is making it much harder to get a disability pension
42:00 <abc> we all need to eat
42:00 <Bomber_Turd> its a cop out
42:00 <The_Baron> yeah gotta love the independantly wealthy cunts rorting the govt telling us we are too entitled
42:00 <The_Baron> :P
42:00 <Bomber_Turd> for the weak minded
43:00 <abc> nah some people need it
43:00 <abc> thats why we have it
43:00 <The_Baron> it's a catch 22
43:00 <The_Baron> if u stop giving the mentally fucked pensions they will be on the streets going berko
43:00 <abc> yep thieving from people 
43:00 <Bomber_Turd> put them down like a sick dog
43:00 <abc> we have enough of that as it is
44:00 <abc> Bomber_Turd ... you have no compassion .. would you expect that if you didnt have a job?
44:00 <The_Baron> Hitler did that kinda shit before ww2
44:00 <abc> and most of them were not poor
44:00 <The_Baron> he firebombed mental hospitals
44:00 <Bomber_Turd> The_Baron hitler had the right idea
44:00 <abc> lol
45:00 <Bomber_Turd> abc u are correct, i dont give a fuck about anyone but myself and my family
45:00 <The_Baron> well if u don't care
45:00 <abc> well thank fuck for normal people then Bomber_Turd .. someone has to show compassion
45:00 <The_Baron> then why do u seem to care so much about ppl getting welfare?
45:00 <Bomber_Turd> i think its about time centrelink stop handing out money
45:00 <The_Baron> does it really make any impact in ur life?
45:00 <Bomber_Turd> The_Baron of course it impacts my life
46:00 <Bomber_Turd> my taxes are wasted on cretins
46:00 <abc> Bomber_Turd thinks his huge payg tax pays everyones pensions
46:00 <The_Baron> have u ever seen how much is wasted in general?
46:00 <abc> when in fact it does not
46:00 <The_Baron> look at local governments for example
46:00 <The_Baron> my area, it cost them 6 grand just to put in a park bench
46:00 <Bomber_Turd> The_Baron i have, governments of every level waste millions of dollars 
46:00 <The_Baron> the powers that be are nepotists, if it doesn't go to welfare, it will go to some dickheads mates in the private sector anyway
46:00 <Serenity> you can get the apple slices here too
46:00 <Fez> From kfc?
47:00 <The_Baron> look at how much Serco gets for locking up refugees
47:00 <BlackDevil> South Korean ferry carrying high school students sinks; 104 unaccounted 
47:00 <The_Baron> it's a billion dollar contract
47:00 <abc> there are enough rich pricks creaming the money off the top ... i say boost welfare coffers instead of mining magnate coffers
47:00 <Bomber_Turd> dont get me started on refugees
47:00 <abc> refugees have a right to a decent life
47:00 <The_Baron> also, wether u like it or not
47:00 <Serenity> oh sorry no.. i was thinking maccas.. where the hell did i get that from
47:00 <Fez> Yer idunno
48:00 <The_Baron> we are part of a global community
48:00 <abc> they are people like you and me who want to look after their families
48:00 <Bomber_Turd> yes they do if they enter australia through the correct channels
48:00 <The_Baron> where looking like racist greedy dickheads does not do well for trade relations
48:00 <Bomber_Turd> dont get on a boat, burn your passport and expect us to help u
48:00 <The_Baron> or any diplomatics
48:00 <The_Baron> we're*
48:00 <abc> there are refugees everywhere ... australia has a very low intake
48:00 <abc> because of our island nation
49:00 <The_Baron> yeah well 
49:00 <abc> we could use more refugees than we have
49:00 <The_Baron> Serco aint complaining
49:00 <Ana_Ng> it's not an island
49:00 <Bomber_Turd> i met a guy from iraq who is a refugee, he came here by plane did the right things now his family are coming over
49:00 <FredFlinstone> it is an island
49:00 <Ana_Ng> no
49:00 <Bomber_Turd> this i dont see a problem with, he did it the right way
49:00 <The_Baron> it would actually be 1/10th the price just to give em the dole and give em a govie flat
49:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck it it is you dumb arse
49:00 <abc> because he could Bomber_Turd
49:00 <FredFlinstone> look it up
49:00 <Ana_Ng> is Antarctica an island?
49:00 <abc> nah
49:00 <Ana_Ng> are the Americas an island?
50:00 <FredFlinstone> wtf has that got to do with Australia?
50:00 <Ana_Ng> is Africa an island?
50:00 <Ana_Ng> it's a continent
50:00 <FredFlinstone> wtf
50:00 <Ana_Ng> not an island
50:00 <FredFlinstone> moron
50:00 <abc> i see where you are coming from but for the purpose of not having any land borders we are an island
50:00 <Ana_Ng> borders have nothing to do with island status
50:00 <FredFlinstone> look it up stupid
50:00 <abc> its an island as far as i can see
50:00 <abc> and it matters nothing if it is or isnt
50:00 <Ana_Ng> well, you're a retard
51:00 <abc> speak for yourself
51:00 <The_Baron> this is the same argument as if pluto is a planet or a moon
51:00 <FredFlinstone> its both an island and a continent
51:00 <Ana_Ng> no
51:00 <abc> yep FredFlinstone
51:00 <abc> it is
51:00 <FredFlinstone> ffs learnt that at school
51:00 <FredFlinstone> only one of its kind
51:00 <Ana_Ng> i guess Asia is an island
51:00 <Ana_Ng> Eurasia, really
51:00 <abc> it would be if it were one country
51:00 <FredFlinstone> asia is a continnent
51:00 <abc> but it aint\
51:00 <FredFlinstone> many countries
51:00 <FredFlinstone> you tell her abc
52:00 <FredFlinstone> or blow her fuckin brains out
52:00 <Ana_Ng> don't confuse physical and political
52:00 <Ana_Ng> that would be dumb
52:00 <FredFlinstone> obviously nothing in there
52:00 <The_Baron> but formally australia is too large to be considered a island
52:00 <FredFlinstone> formally?
52:00 <FredFlinstone> ffs
52:00 <Ana_Ng> so according to abc, Antarctica, the Americas, Eurasia and Africa are islands
52:00 <abc> who cares ... its surrounded by water and as far as i can tell thats an island
52:00 <FredFlinstone> he didnt say that you dumb fuck
53:00 <abc> one country one nation one island
53:00 <Ana_Ng> i think he did
53:00 <abc> none of those fit that bill Ana_Ng
53:00 <FredFlinstone> omfg
53:00 <Bomber_Turd> u cant leave the fucking place unless u have a boat or a plane so i would assume its in island
53:00 <Ana_Ng> being a country has nothing to do with physical barriers
53:00 <abc> it does for australia
53:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck off with your physical barriers
53:00 <abc> its one nation
53:00 <abc> on one island
53:00 <Ana_Ng> that's what defines a continent
53:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no we have a menatal barrier lolz what a tard
54:00 <Bomber_Turd> we should give all the mentally ill, coons and refugees tasmania
54:00 <abc> lol
54:00 <Ana_Ng> tectonic plates, surrounding mountain ranges of a plains area
54:00 <Ana_Ng> nowhere in there does it say country
54:00 <Bomber_Turd> let the cunts fend for themselves
54:00 <The_Baron> http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2013/04/why-greenland-is-an-island-and-australia-is-a-continent/
54:00 <The_Baron> here's some boring reading
54:00 <The_Baron> :P
54:00 <Ana_Ng> because guess what - some countries are on two continents
54:00 <The_Baron> like Turkey
54:00 <Ana_Ng> sometimes, there's more than one country on an island!
55:00 <Ana_Ng> this is shocking stuff
55:00 <Bomber_Turd> is new zealand in island?
55:00 <Ana_Ng> no
55:00 <abc> haha
55:00 <The_Baron> it might as well be australias peninsula
55:00 <Ana_Ng> it's a country primarily located on two islands
55:00 <Ana_Ng> i guess tasmania isn't part of your country
55:00 <Ana_Ng> since it's not on your "island"
55:00 <The_Baron> no it isn't
55:00 <The_Baron> neither is WA
55:00 <The_Baron> but that's another matter
55:00 <abc> give to it new zealand
55:00 <The_Baron> :P
55:00 <Bomber_Turd> kylie minogue is a whore?
55:00 <simba> if u eat an apple in a McCafe its healthier
55:00 <Q{> THERE are horse lovers  people with a special fondness for all things Equus  and then there is Cossack officer Dmitri Peshkov. In 1889, when he was 17, Peshkov rode his pony across Siberia. For 9000 kilometres. In winter.
56:00 <Ana_Ng> a scaggy whore, pls
56:00 <Bomber_Turd> es
56:00 <Bomber_Turd> yes
56:00 <abc> Ana_Ng .. i am going to go on thinking/believing that australia is an island and no matter what crap you come up with .. it wont sway me away from that fact
56:00 <Bomber_Turd> Serenity has nice tits
56:00 <Ana_Ng> it's not a fact
56:00 <abc> tuff titties
56:00 <Ana_Ng> it's an opinion
56:00 <Q{> He did it, says photographer Matthieu Paley, to show Tsar Alexander III how strong and valuable the small native horses of Siberia were. "They were being killed at the time to make sausage for the troops building the railroads," Paley says.
56:00 <Fez> Pony sausage
57:00 <Bomber_Turd> Ana_Ng 
57:00 <abc> and its a good one
57:00 <Ana_Ng> you sound like a god-botherer
57:00 <abc> hahah
57:00 <Bomber_Turd> there is no god
57:00 <FredFlinstone> http://australia.gov.au/about-australia/australian-story/austn-islands
57:00 <Bomber_Turd> its a fairytale to suit the masses
57:00 <abc> god botherer .... omg .... wtf
57:00 <Fez> Exotic
58:00 <abc> what is a god botherer Ana_Ng?
58:00 <Bomber_Turd> abc is just stupid Ana_Ng nothing to do with god
58:00 <Ana_Ng> use your brain and sort it out
58:00 <abc> there is no god so who can i bother?
58:00 <Ana_Ng> is that a fact or your opinion?
58:00 <abc> both
58:00 <Ana_Ng> wow
58:00 <The_Baron> well whatever it is, it's under some bullshit soveriegnty and is being operated by fuckwits
59:00 <The_Baron> that is a opinion
59:00 <abc> if you think there is a god you need more help than you think you do
59:00 <The_Baron> but an opinion with much consensus
00:00 <The_Baron> european colonialism hasn't really died has it, people are still being divided and conquered
06:00 <simba> Pony porn
10:00 <Fez> No
10:00 <Fez> Just, no
10:00 <bumhead> any guys here who wunna try a bit of anal  msg me
10:00 <bumhead> thanks guys
11:00 <Fez> Boy anal or girl anal?
11:00 <Q{> http://www.theage.com.au/lifestyle/beauty/unretouched-images-of-lady-gagas-versace-campaign-leaked-online-20140417-36u0n.html
12:00 <bumhead> man to man/boy
12:00 <bumhead> intersted fez?
13:00 <simba> Q{ applying his lip gloss https://31.media.tumblr.com/9ba730ba62330fe8e554c2f91e3cc8e2/tumblr_n3mlmsIw891rvxb4uo1_400.gif
14:00 <bumhead> ur sick simba
15:00 <Fez> No thanx
15:00 <bumhead> ever heard of man to boy rape Fez?
16:00 <Doodle> urmum is
16:00 <bumhead> you betcha
16:00 <bumhead> bend over boy!
16:00 <Fez> Ive heard of it yes
17:00 <Fez> Its called peadophilia
17:00 <bumhead> next step is to pitcure you and me in the act
17:00 <Fez> Le sigh
17:00 <bumhead> anyone know wgere fez lives?  
18:00 <bumhead> pm me,  i want to surprise him
18:00 <simba> yep
18:00 <simba> wait yep isnt what i meant
18:00 <simba> hang on let me think of the right words
18:00 <simba> here they are
18:00 <simba> fuck off dickhead
18:00 <simba> got it
18:00 <bumhead> no
18:00 <simba> got the words 
19:00 <Doodle> help no stop etc
19:00 <Q{> Iran has long been touted for its progressive approach to birth control, making contraceptives and vasectomies widely available for little to no cost. But in the face of what supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei believes to be an aging population, the government is considering tightening up restrictions on abortions and making an outright ban on vasectomies,
19:00 <simba> 4:1)
19:00 <bumhead> i dont have the letters let alone the words
19:00 <Fez> I was thinking of those words too simba
19:00 <simba> twins
20:00 <Fez> Ikr
20:00 <simba> twin towers
21:00 <simba> fuck i was listening to some tom yorke remix for too long just then his vocals are annoying
22:00 <bumhead> what about that "rather be " song, do u like it?
26:00 <simba> no idea what ur talking about m8
26:00 <bumhead> nowhere id rather be,  google it
27:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> sup faggots
27:00 <Googie85> i giggle when i wiggle cos i taste so good
28:00 <Doodle> other faggots doodles?
28:00 <simba> by clean bandit?
28:00 <simba> looks gay
28:00 <bumhead> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-M1AtrxztU&feature=kp
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Clean Bandit - Rather Be feat. Jess Glynne (Dec 5, 2013) 4:29 - Category: Music - 36,011,750 views - 190,696 likes (97.1%), 5,786 dislikes (2.9%)
28:00 <simba> this is some poop nonsense
28:00 <simba> pop*
28:00 <simba> and poop
29:00 <abc> lol
29:00 <Q{> http://www.economist.com/blogs/babbage/2014/04/book-production
29:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> Q{ mate
29:00 <bumhead> the song rocks, but the clip suks
29:00 <simba> sounds like every pop song ever
29:00 <simba> 0/5 for that link opk
30:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> im gonna kick your fuckin yank ass back to fuckin america
30:00 <Googie85> shovadigglediedumsam
30:00 <bumhead> well stuff u, i like it
30:00 <simba> did ur little sister recommend it
31:00 <bumhead> why  what kind of shit r u into
31:00 <bumhead> i bet ur taste for music stinks
31:00 <simba> my taste for music
31:00 <simba> u must be a foreigner lad
31:00 <bumhead> check out the comments under it,  they all think that song is the best
31:00 <Googie85> spice girls
32:00 <bumhead> aussie bands suck
32:00 <simba> oh the youtube comments well maybe i should reconsider *not*** (NotJOke)
32:00 <bumhead> most austrlian singers sound like howling dogs
33:00 <DemonsRun> 13,1A0cdc for example13?0
33:00 <bumhead> i liked jimmy barnes, that was about it
33:00 <simba> lol
33:00 <bumhead> im not into that devil wrshippng music
33:00 <simba> power pop?
33:00 <bumhead> i like fresh fm music
34:00 <Q{> <-- not a fighter
34:00 <Q{> if u want fights pic on us marines in au
34:00 <Q{> pick*
34:00 <simba> thats a radio station
34:00 <bumhead> so what, i like the music it plays
34:00 <simba> even if they play a bad track?
34:00 <Fez> Do u like bindi irwin and nikki webster bumhead
34:00 <bumhead> the dance/funk kinda music
34:00 <bumhead> bindi doesnt sing idiot
35:00 <simba> im bindi irwin 
35:00 <Fez> Yes she does dick
35:00 <Fez> Bindi and the crocmen
35:00 <Fez> Look it up
35:00 <bumhead> well im not a child molestor to like a kid am i u dick
35:00 <Fez> Oh
35:00 <Fez> And 
35:00 <Fez> Bindi and the jungle girls
35:00 <simba> why do you liken listening to a child sing to pedophilia?
35:00 <simba> weird 
35:00 <bumhead> why would i like kids sond moron
36:00 <simba> do you have something to hide....
36:00 <simba> i feel like thats what a rapist would do randomly bring up his sins in a schizophrenic haze
36:00 <Fez> I just asled if yoi like them
36:00 <Fez> No need to get aggressive
36:00 <bumhead> you still havent told me what type of music u like simna
36:00 <simba> i think we might be dealing with a genuine pedophile here.... :\
36:00 <simba> i like all music
37:00 <Q{> http://www.economist.com/blogs/economist-explains/2014/04/economist-explains-7
37:00 <bumhead> but u hate that rather be song?  isnt that ironic
37:00 <simba> no that isnt music
37:00 <simba> that is corporate nonsense
37:00 <simba> that is just fat sony executives playing with beats
37:00 <bumhead> i dance to it alone at least once a week
37:00 <Fez> That link u posted wasnt music. It was noise
38:00 <simba> i dont really consider anything were fed through the radio or tv music, that isnt music that is the music industry
38:00 <bumhead> theres a person in the clip singing, so how can it not be music fool
38:00 <simba> ^^
39:00 <bumhead> oh ok,  put your frank sinatra record back on then simb
39:00 <bumhead> or was it beethoven?
39:00 <simba> frank is a cool crooner
39:00 <Googie85> i like sounds... i can hear them...
39:00 <simba> do u like frank
39:00 <bumhead> how old are u to like that shit,  80?
39:00 <simba> lol
39:00 <bumhead> why would i listen to old peoples music for
40:00 <simba> you just linked a teenage girls track dude
40:00 <simba> lol
40:00 <bumhead> im not that old
40:00 <simba> are u a teenage girl?
40:00 <bumhead> no  that was a universal track
40:00 <DemonsRun> 13,1Bumhead0 asl
40:00 <simba> yes it is universally accepted that shit like that is geared towards children
41:00 <bumhead> demons,  allow me to perform an excercism on you first
41:00 <bumhead> why would they play it in nightclubs then simba?
41:00 <simba> because drunk people are stupid
41:00 <simba> they are like you they just like hearing noise
41:00 <bumhead> when nightclubs only allow ppl who are 18 plud
42:00 <Shadowgate> Q posted a funny site lol
42:00 <simba> plud
42:00 <bumhead> to me, it gives me an uplifting effect
42:00 <simba> do u masturbate to the radio stations music?
42:00 <bumhead> better than listening to your depressive crap
42:00 <Googie85> so dows ice
42:00 <simba> do u cum to pop sensations
42:00 <simba> u r very hostile bumhead try 2 remain calm
43:00 <Q{> imagine that
43:00 <Q{> policd taking ur stuff and throw parties with it
43:00 <Q{> and refuse to report
43:00 <Q{> and refuse to return it even when theyre not convicted of anything
43:00 <bumhead> radio stations offer variety
43:00 <simba> not really
43:00 <bumhead> i dont play the same album over and over again like u simba
43:00 <simba> every radio station has a very small rotation of the same kind of shit
43:00 <simba> lol
43:00 <bumhead> thats fuking lame
43:00 <simba> easy on the assumptions there pal
43:00 <simba> u need 2 tone it down i think
43:00 <bumhead> i flick over stations
44:00 <simba> do u get horny
44:00 <beehhh> women are all bitches
44:00 <bumhead> i could be tuned into fresh fm one minute, then 102.3 mix the next
44:00 <beehhh> they thinks we owe to them
44:00 <bumhead> do u even go to nightclubs simba?
44:00 <simba> no clubbing is for faggots
45:00 <Fez> Q
45:00 <Q{> yes perky bottom Fez 
45:00 <Fez> Hi
45:00 <bumhead> how the hell do u entertain yourself then]
45:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KSOMA3QBU0
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Katy Perry - Dark Horse (Official) ft. Juicy J (Feb 20, 2014) 3:46 - Category: Music - 231,531,315 views - 1,215,569 likes (83.2%), 246,230 dislikes (16.8%)
45:00 <DemonsRun> 13,1N0o point arguing with an idiot
45:00 <simba> by doing anything other than standing in a gay room with a bunch of gaylords drinking expensive poison and listening to terrible music
45:00 <simba> that sounds like a horrible night
45:00 <bumhead> id rather be clubbing that stuck at home with a headset over my ears
46:00 <Q{> how are u sweety
46:00 <Fez> What u havin for dinner?
46:00 <Fez> Wanna go on a date?
46:00 <Fez> My bums rather perky
46:00 <Q{> brocoli beef cooked to my specification
46:00 <DemonsRun> 13,1^0
46:00 <simba> why would you stand around willingly poisoning yourself listening to radio music
46:00 <simba> lol
46:00 <beehhh> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10153145_269882206518137_1592806562891392091_n.jpg
46:00 <beehhh> my wife...the celebraty singer Norell'O
46:00 <bumhead> its called being sociable simba, its a human need
46:00 <bumhead> maybe your lacking it
46:00 <simba> find a friend with a good set of decks and take vinyl there, thats where u can get some real enjoyment out of listening to music with people :~)
46:00 <beehhh> women gives me stress
46:00 <beehhh> they make things more complecated and breeds alien
47:00 <Q{> ur too far Fez 
47:00 <Q{> paris is closer
47:00 <Q{> i meet up with u half way in paris
47:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <simba> norell is my queen
47:00 <bumhead> do u have friends?
47:00 <beehhh> sure but not when im alive son
47:00 <DemonsRun> 13,1I0 miss clubbing13.0
47:00 <beehhh> simba the lionidas
47:00 <beehhh> 300
48:00 <Fez> Paris is shit
48:00 <BlackDevil> South Korean ferry carrying high school students sinks; 104 unaccounted 
48:00 <bumhead> noones stopping u from going Demons
48:00 <Q{> seal clubbing?
48:00 <bumhead> Q-STFU u cruel cunt
48:00 <simba> lol
48:00 <DemonsRun> 13,1H0ave a kid13... A0nd nightclub shut down a couple years ago
48:00 <Q{> best way to kill it
48:00 <Q{> theyre food
48:00 <bumhead> Ill club u ver the F head if u mention it one more time 
49:00 <TheRon> thats a shame
49:00 <Q{> no life jackets for the girls?
49:00 <TheRon> i got this beer, want some?
49:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> TheRon is a gamblig addict
49:00 <TheRon> am not
49:00 <simba> calm down angry guy
49:00 <bumhead> I hate animal Cruelty!
49:00 <Q{> ^ thats not nice 
49:00 <Q{> ^ anti social
49:00 <Googie85>  /me slaps bumhead around a bit with a large penis
49:00 <bumhead> what give su the right to club a seal over the head and me not to do the same to you 
49:00 <Q{> what u want me to do
49:00 <Q{> i gotta kill it
49:00 <bumhead> Leave it alone CUnt
50:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/15/world/asia/south-korea-sinking-ship-students/
50:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> bogut is out injured lol
50:00 <TheRon> he'll be back
50:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> hes not the T-100
50:00 <BlackDevil> 2 dead
50:00 <Ana_Ng> the difference often is, the seal is food
50:00 <simba> there are no seals on irc dude calm down
50:00 <Q{> what i eat then
50:00 <Ana_Ng> i'm sure you've eaten meat before
50:00 <bumhead> eat shit n die fuck face
50:00 <CannibalClown> dis cunt
50:00 <Q{> u do that bumhead 
50:00 <Q{> i eat seal instead
51:00 <BlackDevil> Of the 474 people on board, 368 were rescued
51:00 <BlackDevil> The ferry, Sewol, was carrying 447 passengers and 27 crew members -- among them, about 320 students.
51:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> TheRon who is most likely to upset the top 2 in the East?
51:00 <BlackDevil> my balls
51:00 <bumhead> if i witnessed someone trying to injure my cat, id mutilate them 
51:00 <CannibalClown> shut up mate
51:00 <DemonsRun> 13,1^0
51:00 <bumhead> eve if it meant goint o jail
51:00 <bumhead> id rather kill humans than innocent animals
51:00 <Q{> bumhead, u sound like Wendy in this video
51:00 <Q{> http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/meat-eater.htm
51:00 <bumhead> humans make me sick
51:00 <simba> but some humans ARE innocent animals
51:00 <Ana_Ng> bumhead, have you ever eaten meat
52:00 <TheRon> bulls and raptors
52:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> who have the raptors got/
52:00 <TheRon> nets
52:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> yeah
52:00 <TheRon> a team
52:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> did they beat the knicks today?
52:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> @ home
52:00 <TheRon> no
52:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> score?
52:00 <bumhead> we id take the chance since most arent
52:00 <Fez> I think bumhead is gay
52:00 <simba> agreed
52:00 <beehhh> my mother is in australia
52:00 <Ana_Ng> and an innocent animal killer
52:00 <bumhead> any fucker trying to injure my cat is NOT innocent
52:00 <CannibalClown> its gone full retard in here
52:00 <Googie85> all this talk of seals makes me wanna club one...
52:00 <Serenity> shut the fuck up
52:00 <Q{> <bumhead> id rather kill humans than innocent animals<---
52:00 <CannibalClown> shut up bumhead
52:00 <Ana_Ng> gone?
52:00 <Serenity> Googie85 = ficecougz
52:00 <Serenity> fivecougz
52:00 <bumhead> teenagers especially, they think they can get away with cruel shit like that
52:00 <Ana_Ng> guilty animals are fair *cough* game
53:00 <TheRon> 106 to 80 something
53:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> lol
53:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> thats shit then
53:00 <CannibalClown> ALL 4 CHANNELS
53:00 <simba> i thought Googie85 was pieter cos he said something about wiggling
53:00 <Ana_Ng> teenage boys
53:00 <Q{> fivecougz from oznet?
53:00 <Q{> lol
53:00 <Ana_Ng> teenage girls are big on killin' cats
53:00 <beehhh> bitches want free bies, norell invited me for dinner at her place she cooks well
53:00 <Ana_Ng> cat killing is in all their magazines
53:00 <Q{> thenm bastards banned me
53:00 <simba> norell is a man please dont call him she
54:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> knicks are fuckin shit
54:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> they got no one mate
54:00 <TheRon> these games are glorified practice games now
54:00 <bumhead> revenge is in my magazines
54:00 <bumhead> im a green belt in karate
54:00 <Q{> bumhead: four legs bad, two legs good
54:00 <simba> lolololololol
54:00 <bumhead> i can take on most teenagers
54:00 <CannibalClown> LOL @ bumhead
54:00 <simba> did you train in karate in adelaide>
54:00 <simba> ?
55:00 <TheRon> until the playoff start
55:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> not really
55:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> home court advantage son
55:00 <TheRon> pretty much all the slots are clinched
55:00 <Q{> http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/meat-eater.htm
55:00 <bumhead> yea  why?
55:00 <simba> japanese go ju ru?
55:00 <bumhead> no- twae kwon do
55:00 <simba> KOOL
55:00 <TwEEk> sup?
55:00 <beehhh> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/10174986_269881953184829_2262746490885537338_n.jpg
55:00 <bumhead> green belt level is pretty good
56:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> 8th seed in the west is up for grabs
56:00 <TheRon> except for 7 or 8 th seeds
56:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> TheRon u know nothing mate
56:00 <TheRon> no thats u
56:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> no thats u
56:00 <beehhh> shes cute
56:00 <bumhead> im not bruce lee, but i can defend myself
56:00 <simba> white, purple.. orange? yellow?
56:00 <simba> then is it green?
56:00 <simba> green, blue, red, brown, black??
56:00 <TwEEk> karate... haha
56:00 <bumhead> no  white , yellow,  then green
56:00 <Q{> ppl should never teach vegans martial arts
56:00 <beehhh> her cock is actually bigger than mine, mines only taller
56:00 <bumhead> then blue, purple, brown, black!
56:00 <simba> thats not how i remember it !!!
57:00 <TheRon> hey guys gambler is on
57:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> what a faggot
57:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> 1st of all
57:00 <bumhead> each art is different
57:00 <beehhh> they're gonna forget ya, they are gonna betray ya
57:00 <bumhead> My master was Master Le
57:00 <simba> go get ur black belt what r u w8in 4
57:00 <bumhead> im working on it,  its been a long time since
57:00 <Q{> white beard or grey beard master le
57:00 <bumhead> i lost my fitness too
58:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> im at a cafe so i dont even care if they get banned lol
58:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> fucking loser
58:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> u fat fuckin lawnbowls fag
58:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> sailor boy
58:00 <bumhead> i need to get rid of my belly first
58:00 <simba> go for a run get ur groceries
58:00 <bumhead> once i get my black belt, im gonna be dangerous to society
59:00 <emuls> homo o'clock i see
59:00 <TheRon> i watched bad eggs last night, it's still funny
59:00 <CannibalClown> lol righto
59:00 <beehhh> simba come to miri sponsor norell to straya
59:00 <bumhead> run to get my groceries?  ill look like an idiot
59:00 <simba> nobody will be watching
59:00 <beehhh> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10153747_269291499910541_5872947820198463213_n.jpg
59:00 <beehhh> dont worry about me i'll find a way back
59:00 <bumhead> beeeeh  talk normal 
00:00 <simba> yeah beehhh send her down here i will lie to the gov and say we are getting married and she will live with me
00:00 <beehhh> <gaysoldier
00:00 <bumhead> simba  do u work?
00:00 <beehhh> i'm talking normal mate, you're not
00:00 <simba> no study
00:00 <bumhead> what do u study?
00:00 <beehhh> why give him stress for bitch backoff
00:00 <simba> guess
00:00 <beehhh> guess
00:00 <bumhead> year 11?
01:00 <simba> guess
01:00 <simba> no!!!!!!!!!
01:00 <simba> u can guess come on
01:00 <bumhead> YOUR A MATURE DROP OUT DOING YEAR 11 AGAIN
01:00 <simba> lol
01:00 <TwEEk> lolol
01:00 <simba> i did year 12 in 2007
01:00 <beehhh> master degree of stabbing cunts in jail
01:00 <simba> its an ez guess
01:00 <bumhead> jesus  i did year 12 in 1995
01:00 <CannibalClown> arts
02:00 <beehhh> i let people suffer
02:00 <beehhh> cut vains for a slow death
02:00 <bumhead> how the fuk am i supposed to know what your studying, theres over 1000 courses out there
02:00 <TwEEk> what do you do bumhead?
02:00 <CannibalClown> bums guys
02:00 <bumhead> im unemployed for now
02:00 <bumhead> ill be working for coles stacking shelves soon
03:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> who cares u fat sailor boy
03:00 <TheRon> i smell fuckwit!
03:00 <beehhh> bogan dole bladger bumhead
03:00 <beehhh> n alien breeder 
03:00 <bumhead> im no bogan
03:00 <CannibalClown> bladger
03:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
03:00 <CannibalClown> fuck off beehhh
03:00 <beehhh> bludger
03:00 <bumhead> i said ill be working for coles soon!
03:00 <beehhh> coles shoplifter
04:00 <Ana_Ng> do you guys like licorice
04:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> i smell snitch faggot
04:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> yea
04:00 <TheRon> love it Ana_Ng 
04:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> i like it up my bum
04:00 <Ana_Ng> especially if it's a bit dry
04:00 <CannibalClown> beehhh needs a timeout
04:00 <bumhead> simba-  u stillhavent said what ur studying?
04:00 <simba> i said guess bitch!!!
04:00 <beehhh> simba come to miri and save my wife ur queen
04:00 <simba> the only subject we spoke about before karate
04:00 <beehhh> dont listen from bumhead will give ya hard time
04:00 <bumhead> i dont know
05:00 <TheRon> i loce sambuca
05:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> TheRon fuck off
05:00 <Ana_Ng> oh yeah, good stuff
05:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> you gay sailor knob
05:00 <beehhh> as women do
05:00 <bumhead> tell me again
05:00 <bumhead> im not einstein
05:00 <beehhh> what makes them think they are in control
05:00 <bumhead> oh  u study music?
05:00 <bumhead> bachelor of music??
06:00 <beehhh> bachelor of butchering organs
06:00 <bumhead> or do u just get private tuition to play the piano and call it studying
06:00 <beehhh> steals kidney from teen girls
06:00 <bumhead> what the hell are u studying?
06:00 <bumhead> i guessed
06:00 <bumhead> now say!
06:00 <beehhh> keep on another guess
07:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> lol
07:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> o
07:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> if u ban me mate
07:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> everyone who ever goes to "grumpys cafe" wont be able to sign on
07:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> thereforme
07:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/10155206_498101900315669_91941550362264261_n.jpg
07:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> im unbannable
07:00 <simba> yes sound production mate
07:00 <beehhh> simba is a DJ
07:00 <bumhead> lol  u wont get a job out of that 
07:00 <beehhh> norell is a singer
07:00 <beehhh> and a sales rep
07:00 <simba> who says im looking 4 a job
08:00 <bumhead> why not study something which can give u a guaranteed job like nursin?
08:00 <bumhead> why sound production?
08:00 <simba> because i dont want 2 b a nurse
08:00 <beehhh> his dad spoon feeds him kfc's potato gravy and custard pudding
08:00 <bumhead> why the hell not?  its a good salary
08:00 <simba> i want 2 learn about sweet vibes
08:00 <bumhead> but theres no future in it
08:00 <simba> idc about money
09:00 <beehhh> simba dont like touching people
09:00 <beehhh> cockfatherIII
09:00 <simba> stfu don mirza corelone
09:00 <bumhead> oh  so your gonna have a diploma in sound production and still be on the dole?
09:00 <bumhead> how would that make u feel
09:00 <bumhead> u need to wisen up!
09:00 <simba> please calm down bumhead stop attacking me
09:00 <beehhh> http://i.imgur.com/98f3Ipb.jpeg
10:00 <Ana_Ng> http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31McDvYB9lL._SS270_.jpg
10:00 <bumhead> dont u parents tell u this?
10:00 <simba> im way ahead of u ok dont worry about me
10:00 <simba> u worry about ur groceries my man
10:00 <bumhead> i hope u know what your doing
10:00 <simba> thank u 4 ur concern
10:00 <bumhead> yea  well i admit i fucked up my life
10:00 <bumhead> everyones ahead of me
11:00 <Ana_Ng> costs me $15 for a bag of that
11:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> in Alaska?
11:00 <simba> well its not over
11:00 <simba> u can move to malaysia like beehhh and start afresh
11:00 <simba> u could even choose a new name
11:00 <bumhead> kids i knew 20 ears ago are now doctors laughing at me 
11:00 <beehhh> bumhead why dont you become a nurse and send me money simba would agree with that
11:00 <bumhead> why would i move to some country where i dont knwo anyone ?
11:00 <beehhh> city life had enough at times
11:00 <simba> 4 A New Beginning
12:00 <Ana_Ng> to get it shipped
12:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> *yawn*
12:00 <Ana_Ng> i am just trying different kinds of licorice
12:00 <Ana_Ng> never seen this one before
12:00 <bumhead> i wouldnt know how to adapt to the new culture and the malaysians would prob kill me
12:00 <beehhh> we love sucking eachother in a steamy hot moment
12:00 <bumhead> what am i supposed to do ther?  live in a hut and fish all day
13:00 <TheRon> black and gold is a generic supermarket brand
13:00 <simba> yeah just sit around generalising
13:00 <simba> thatll be good
13:00 <bumhead> you got some wrapped ideas simba
13:00 <beehhh> women are good for fucking things up
13:00 <simba> warped?
13:00 <bumhead> i think u need to see a psychologist
13:00 <simba> i am a psychologist
13:00 <bumhead> yeah  warped
14:00 <simba> how old are u like 37
14:00 <simba> like beehhh
14:00 <bumhead> yeah  im old and failed in life
14:00 <bumhead> so what
14:00 <simba> im not attacking u ok calm down
14:00 <bumhead> ive already said that
14:00 <simba> put ur guard down u r acting like Skirmish
15:00 <Ana_Ng> so far i got two people who think they make good licorice
15:00 <bumhead> ill prob end up being a marytr
15:00 <simba> what do u believe in
15:00 <bumhead> i got nothing to live for,  im just waiting for my cat to pass on
15:00 <bumhead> my full time job atm is to look after my car
15:00 <bumhead> cat
15:00 <simba> r u a muslim
16:00 <Ana_Ng> so far my favorite is RJ's from NZ
16:00 <TheRon> new zulland
16:00 <bumhead> i told u, i hate animal cruelty
16:00 <bumhead> no
16:00 <simba> r u religious
16:00 <bumhead> id die to stop live exports
16:00 <simba> Good.
16:00 <bumhead> but i dont deny god,  im agnostic
16:00 <bumhead> why is not being religious good?  religion can actually make you happy
16:00 <simba> i used to be agnostic now i am apathetic
17:00 <bumhead> at least ur not atheiest
17:00 <partay> god bless atheists
18:00 <bumhead> i chose not to bring up kids in this screwed up world
18:00 <Ana_Ng> bbbbbbut, we don't have enough kids on this planet
18:00 <bumhead> a lot of ppl dont care, they just wanna have sex
18:00 <partay> bumhead are you a DINK ?
18:00 <bumhead> nopd
19:00 <partay> a SINK 
19:00 <bumhead> im unemployed, more of a greenie
19:00 <partay> so youre a hippie 
19:00 <bumhead> Vote 1: Teh greens
19:00 <Fez> And you want anal
19:00 <bumhead> i was joking Fez
19:00 <bumhead> it was a joke u dill
19:00 <Fez> No you werent
20:00 <Fez> Yea i often going around asking men for sex as a jokw
20:00 <Fez> Joke
20:00 <bumhead> i was just saying it moron,  stop taking it seriously
20:00 <Fez> Uhuh
20:00 <simba> bumhead, you should get a nintendo wii and wii fit to get back into shape
21:00 <simba> the virtual trainer will guide you
21:00 <bumhead> your beginning to sound like the poof for bring it up all the time
21:00 <simba> you can choose a male trainer if youre so inclined
21:00 <Ana_Ng> wii fit is for people who live in dark, icy places
21:00 <bumhead> ing
21:00 <bumhead> Its good friday Tommorrow, what is there to do?
22:00 <Shadowgate> Ana is posting funny pics lol
22:00 <Q{> http://money.cnn.com/2014/04/15/technology/mobile/samsung-galaxy-s5-hack/
22:00 <bumhead> everythings closed
22:00 <bumhead> and i got no friends to hang out with
22:00 <Ana_Ng> walk 16k a day
22:00 <partay> bumhead stock up on your weed and drinks today
22:00 <partay> tomorrow.. smoke and drink above
22:00 <bumhead> and smoke alone?
22:00 <partay> Good Friday sorted
22:00 <simba> <Ana_Ng> wii fit is for people who live in dark, icy places - with electricity?
22:00 <bumhead> thats sad isnt it?
23:00 <Serenity> you want daryl lea licorice
23:00 <partay> bumhead invite a homeless person over
23:00 <bumhead> is that what u do partay?
23:00 <simba> invite me over
23:00 <simba> after you get weed
23:00 <Ana_Ng> name a dark icy place without electricity
23:00 <partay> bumhead fuck no.. I dont want someeone like that in my home 
23:00 <bumhead> i still live with my mum, i cant !
23:00 <partay> make your mum some scones 
24:00 <Serenity> darrell
24:00 <Doodle> dont get that shitty dutch licorice
24:00 <bumhead> no, i hate my mum
24:00 <Ana_Ng> scandinavia, canada, alaska, russia have been on electricity longer than you've been alive
24:00 <Ana_Ng> longer than your grandparents
24:00 <partay> make your mum some scones.. with ratsak
24:00 <bumhead> i live in a granny flat at the back of her house, but its still under her jurisidiction
24:00 <Fez> Get ure mum a bum for easter
24:00 <partay> bumhead steal money out of her purse and invite a hooker over 
25:00 <Serenity> darrell lea have apple licorice
25:00 <Serenity> its so ymmu
25:00 <Serenity> yummy
25:00 <Doodle> dutch licorice is salty, its revolting
25:00 <Serenity> i think ive had it
25:00 <Serenity> its fou.
25:00 <Serenity> foul..
25:00 <Doodle> fucking dutch
25:00 <bumhead> my mums a good for nothing old dud!
25:00 <bumhead> shes got no money
25:00 <partay> she have life insurance?
25:00 <simba> you love animals but talk about your mum like that lol
25:00 <bumhead> no
25:00 <deeldose> u bumhead
25:00 <partay> most superannuation funds have automatic life insurance
25:00 <bumhead> simba-  when u live with your mother for 37 years youd be talking like this too
26:00 <Serenity> http://dlea.com.au/all-products/liquorice.html
26:00 <Serenity> yumm
26:00 <partay> bumhead time to fly the coup
26:00 <simba> maybe
26:00 <bumhead> i was renting for 3 years but went broke so had to move back in
26:00 <partay> ouch
26:00 <partay> the move back sucks
26:00 <bumhead> i hate how history repeats itself
26:00 <bumhead> yea  life sucks living with your mum
27:00 <partay> is the granny flat fully self contained
27:00 <bumhead> not that it was grand renting on my own either,  i was still a loner
27:00 <bumhead> nope  its semi enclosed
28:00 <partay> i still think you should suffocate her in her sleep
28:00 <partay> sell house
28:00 <bumhead> i lived on my own for 3.5 years and never had a chick step foot in my unit
28:00 <partay> move to thailand
28:00 <bumhead> i considered that
28:00 <partay> bumhead thats a lot of masturbation
28:00 <bumhead> but wonder if thai people will be friends with me
29:00 <partay> bumhead they will love you 
29:00 <bumhead> yeah low sperm count has become no sperm count
29:00 <partay> you are a king to tham 
29:00 <bumhead> why would i be a king to them when i am a nobody here?
30:00 <bumhead> ok  its time to feed my cat
31:00 <bumhead> and stroke him, brush him, change his water bowl then 30 minutes of cat playtime
31:00 <bumhead> its a big responsibility owning a pet
32:00 <TheRon> barry o'farrell got caught
32:00 <partay> wow
32:00 <Ana_Ng> i have seen my neighbor play with his cat
32:00 <partay> was that georgeandwell?
32:00 <Ana_Ng> when he bends over i see his buttcrack
33:00 <DemonsRun> Who dat?
33:00 <TheRon> nsw premier
33:00 <Lumeah> lol
33:00 <DemonsRun> Oh
33:00 <DemonsRun> Caught for what?
34:00 <Lumeah> drinking wine....lol :P
34:00 <DemonsRun> Srs?
34:00 <TheRon> basically recieved a $3000 bottle of wine, got asked about it, denied and a hand written letter thank you note from the premier turned up
35:00 <DemonsRun> Oh lmao
35:00 <DemonsRun> Big whoop
38:00 <TheRon> richmond will lose tomorrow night
39:00 <TheRon> i think we've done carlton to death, now it's richmond
39:00 <TheRon> tigers have played a weak brand of footy
42:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> UP WITH ST KILDA
43:00 <TheRon> the draw has flattered st kilda
43:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> yeah so
43:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> a true fan never fades
44:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> they stay and watch their team lose till the bitter, bitter end
44:00 <GRUMPYS^CAFE> then they go out and start fights
44:00 <TheRon> like carlton supporters
44:00 <FredFlinstone> we did
44:00 <FredFlinstone> :P
44:00 <FredFlinstone> up yours
44:00 <TheRon> we can't pick on melbourne anymore, they won a game
45:00 <FredFlinstone> geez you might run out of teams to slag TheRon 
45:00 <FredFlinstone> you stopped slaggin north
45:00 <TheRon> still got the tigers
45:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
45:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
45:00 <FredFlinstone> whats the point
45:00 <FredFlinstone> I ask you
46:00 <TheRon> of richmond playing tomorrow night?
46:00 <FredFlinstone> who aer they playing anyway?
46:00 <TheRon> actually the media will turn on richmond if they lose tomorrow night
46:00 <TheRon> brisbane
46:00 <FredFlinstone> they already have
46:00 <FredFlinstone> nit pickers
46:00 <TheRon> but it could get worse
46:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/17d374b5b359732c723b5ee8d4b5242b/tumblr_n3tub93kz21rgo7s1o1_500.jpg
46:00 <Excessive> records simba?
46:00 <simba> record store day tomorrow ;o
46:00 <simba> i mean friday
46:00 <Excessive> where>
46:00 <Excessive> ?
46:00 <simba> i mean fucking saturady
47:00 <FredFlinstone> hah
47:00 <FredFlinstone> with a fuckin tosser for a coach
47:00 <TheRon> i just want the tigers to win enough games to come 9th
47:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no such thing as a full forward these days! FUCK OFF
47:00 <FredFlinstone> what a toss bag
47:00 <simba> everywhere!!!
47:00 <simba> international
47:00 <Excessive> ah ok
47:00 <simba> i dont think many cool rereleases are coming out this yr but all stores will have good deals
47:00 <Excessive> rite
48:00 <TheRon> jack, kurt tippett, podsiadly, drew petrie, roughead......
48:00 <TheRon> there a few there
48:00 <Excessive> anyways .......... gonnah have a shower n then do that thing on the 1200's n show yah
48:00 <Excessive> bbl
49:00 <FredFlinstone> the game is what those tossers make it
49:00 <TheRon> tom hawkins??
49:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed
49:00 <FredFlinstone> ffs
49:00 <FredFlinstone> what shit he is talking
50:00 <FredFlinstone> just cos he is wrong with his full forward
50:00 <FredFlinstone> fucked it up
50:00 <TheRon> yep
50:00 <FredFlinstone> dickhead it is
50:00 <FredFlinstone> but good on the mouth
50:00 <TheRon> if jack stayed in the square he'd kick 70 easy
50:00 <FredFlinstone> ex essenshit
50:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed he is the best in the league
50:00 <FredFlinstone> no wonder he gets frstrated
51:00 <FredFlinstone> just that up the filed has now gone belly up lolz
51:00 <FredFlinstone> field
51:00 <FredFlinstone> their best on ballers are playing shit
52:00 <TheRon> dermie was saying jack struggles with the running back and marking it
52:00 <TheRon> like wayne carey did
53:00 <FredFlinstone> carey was more a cenre half forward though
53:00 <Q{> http://www.theage.com.au/tv/series/show/worlds-greatest-mysteries/kecksburg-ufo-5000162.html
54:00 <FredFlinstone> but Dermie is the biggest toss bag of all
54:00 <TheRon> getting amped for my weekend
54:00 <Q{> thats amputated?
54:00 <TheRon> 3 days of piss sinking
54:00 <FredFlinstone> Unchain my heart
54:00 <FredFlinstone> set me free!
54:00 <FredFlinstone> woohooo
54:00 <TheRon> you can leave your hat on
54:00 <Q{> not yet, still want my way wif u
55:00 <TheRon> in fact please do
55:00 <Q{> no funny hats pls
55:00 <TheRon> stupid hat day??
56:00 <Q{> stiletto on head
56:00 <TheRon> "tall and stupid, just the way i like them!"
56:00 <Ana_Ng> From which country did Rwanda gain independence in 1962?
57:00 <TheRon> germany?
57:00 <FredFlinstone> antarctica
57:00 <TheRon> france?
57:00 <Ana_Ng> nope, nope, nope
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
58:00 <Serenity> belgium
58:00 <Bastardly_One> the Netherlands?
58:00 <FredFlinstone> venezeula
58:00 <Ana_Ng> serenity winz - belgium
58:00 <TheRon> poland?
58:00 <Q{> http://www.theage.com.au/tv/Current-Affairs/show/Dateline/Damage-Control-5000161.html
58:00 <FredFlinstone> new zealand
58:00 <FredFlinstone> samoa
58:00 <Bastardly_One> so I walked into trivia again did I?
58:00 <Ana_Ng> What is Africa's newest country?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up Fred
58:00 <FredFlinstone> chad
58:00 <TheRon> south sudan
58:00 <Serenity> no idea i literally just got back
58:00 <Q{> thats what u need to know to survive in modern life in america
58:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Australia
58:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
58:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
58:00 <TheRon> i just know shit
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same Serenity
59:00 <FredFlinstone> dinner timerz
59:00 <TheRon> woo hoo, mad as hell and then the footy show tonight
59:00 <biggus_dickus> but why do girls like bad asses but if u tell them u posses a bad anus, it isnt cool?
59:00 <biggus_dickus> why?
00:00 <Q{> Fact or Fiction? People Swallow 8 Spiders a Year While They Sleep
00:00 <Bastardly_One> fact
00:00 <TheRon> fact
00:00 <Q{> http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/fact-or-fiction-people-swallow-8-spiders-a-year-while-sleeping/
00:00 <TheRon> protein
00:00 <Q{> and taste
01:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the most populous Asian city, not on an island?
01:00 <Q{> has texture
01:00 <Bastardly_One> swell here a go 
01:00 <TheRon> delhi
01:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not true
01:00 <Bastardly_One> well there you go also
01:00 <TheRon> somewhere in india
01:00 <Bastardly_One> not an island
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Bejing surely
02:00 <Ana_Ng> beijing is #8
02:00 <Q{> Luckily for all of us, the fact that people swallow eight spiders in their sleep yearly isnt true. Not even close. 
02:00 <TheRon> china is very rural
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Bombay?
02:00 <Ana_Ng> delhi is #10
02:00 <TheRon> shanghai
03:00 <Ana_Ng> mumbai is #5
03:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz - Shanghai
03:00 <Ana_Ng> 23.7 million
03:00 <TheRon> what do i get?
03:00 <Ana_Ng> so many things
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a shitload of annoying people trying to sell you things
03:00 <TheRon> an oil job from miss february??
04:00 <Bastardly_One> "vewwy cheap! 5 dorrah!"
04:00 <Excessive> stay awake with me .............. u know I can't jus let u be
04:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the largest country in North America?
04:00 <doctor> Mexico
04:00 <Excessive> canada
04:00 <Ana_Ng> excessive winz - canada
05:00 <doctor> damm
05:00 <Ana_Ng> Which country grows the most artichokes?
05:00 <TheRon> france?
06:00 <Ana_Ng> no
06:00 <TheRon> poland?
06:00 <Fez> New zealand
06:00 <Ana_Ng> you were closer with france
06:00 <TheRon> andorra?
06:00 <Ana_Ng> cold
06:00 <TheRon> san marino?
06:00 <Ana_Ng> hot
06:00 <TheRon> italy
06:00 <Ana_Ng> italy!
06:00 <Fez> Switzerland
06:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
07:00 <Ana_Ng> these are by weight
07:00 <TheRon> which country has the best prostitutes??
07:00 <Ana_Ng> Which country grows the most soybeans?
07:00 <Q{> usa
07:00 <TheRon> asia
07:00 <Ana_Ng> q winz
07:00 <Ana_Ng> usa usa usa usa
07:00 <Fez> Switzerland?
07:00 <Ana_Ng> Which country grows the most chickpeas?
07:00 <Fez> Oh
07:00 <Q{> over 30% of world
08:00 <Bastardly_One> india
08:00 <Ana_Ng> bastardly winz
08:00 <Q{> most used in animal feed
08:00 <Fez> Switzerland!
08:00 <Fez> Damnit
08:00 <Excessive> soz, which country is as long as it is wide?
08:00 <TheRon> makes the most beer??
08:00 <Q{> <--
08:00 <Ana_Ng> Which country grows the 5th most lentils?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> they'd wanna the amount of chickpeas they put in their dishes
08:00 <Bastardly_One> India again?
09:00 <Ana_Ng> after canada, india, turkey, usa
09:00 <Bastardly_One> oh 5th most
09:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't see the 5th
09:00 <Q{> stretch out his arms to indicate breast and length of universe
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and canada huh? damn hippies
09:00 <TheRon> aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi
09:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
09:00 <Ana_Ng> ok goodnight
09:00 <TheRon> just like australia to come 5th
09:00 <zaim> night
09:00 <Bastardly_One> night
10:00 <Q{> watch out for spiders
10:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it ... I can't remember if I have a bounty on me in GTA or not
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and I really want to troll some gamers into death
11:00 <Bastardly_One> guess I better log on solo and find out
12:00 <Bastardly_One> *sticks on the tin foil hat for the next link*
12:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2RMqViKohg
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Proof Malaysian Flight MH370 at Diego Garcia' U.S. Military Base (Mar 31, 2014) 16:58 - Category: Entertainment - 68,195 views - 269 likes (89.1%), 33 dislikes (10.9%)
13:00 <TheRon> barry o'farrell b1?
13:00 <Excessive> baz o faz
13:00 <beehhh> http://i.imgur.com/KfMme.jpg
13:00 <beehhh> Grand Sud merlot 1959
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oh dear
13:00 <TheRon> it's a good drop apparently
13:00 <Bastardly_One> it
14:00 <beehhh> indeed i got a 3lt cask right here
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme try that again
14:00 <beehhh> says blend of black cherries
14:00 <Bastardly_One> this is ... entertaining to watch and listen to 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> click it 
14:00 <TheRon> a fruity nutty little number
15:00 <beehhh> goodness in grapes are awesome
16:00 <Bastardly_One> he goes into this a bit 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> http://intellihub.com/freelance-journalist-hijacked-flight-370-passenger-sent-photo-hidden-iphone-tracing-back-secret-u-s-military-base-diego-garcia/
16:00 <FredFlinstone> there is
16:00 <TheRon> i always thought it was stolen
17:00 <beehhh> we all have weakness
17:00 <FredFlinstone> The Letter
17:00 <TheRon> scotch and two slabs for the weekend should tide me over
17:00 <FredFlinstone> ooeerrr
17:00 <FredFlinstone> how much scotch?
17:00 <TheRon> 700ml
17:00 <FredFlinstone> one bottle
17:00 <beehhh> 5lt of petervella + 3lt of grand suds
17:00 <FredFlinstone> with?
17:00 <FredFlinstone> dont say cocke please
18:00 <TheRon> black, so ice
18:00 <FredFlinstone> black isnt that good lol
18:00 <FredFlinstone> over rated
18:00 <TheRon> it does the job
18:00 <FredFlinstone> it does
18:00 <FredFlinstone> agreed
18:00 <beehhh> delicious red got blend of strawberries
18:00 <beehhh> grand sud got black cherries and blue grapes
18:00 <Q{> swirls hot tea in his mouth
18:00 <beehhh> other is red grape
18:00 <TheRon> should i get a chivas 12yo??
19:00 <FredFlinstone> ooeerrr
19:00 <FredFlinstone> I would prefer a Glenfiddich myslef
19:00 <beehhh> Should you get a J&D n glenfiddich 12yo
19:00 <TheRon> yes!
19:00 <FredFlinstone> woohooo
19:00 <TheRon> tullymore dew?
19:00 <FredFlinstone> get into it
19:00 <beehhh> JD's funky
19:00 <FredFlinstone> wtf is that
20:00 <TheRon> scotch
20:00 <TheRon> i don't do bourbon
20:00 <FredFlinstone> wow not heard of that one
20:00 <FredFlinstone> ewwwww
20:00 <FredFlinstone> the thought makes my puke
20:00 <FredFlinstone> rough as guts
21:00 <TheRon> back in black, yes i'm back in black
21:00 <beehhh> http://www.aretthom.com/WebRoot/Store22/Shops/62311192/4E59/29DF/93F3/380D/2CF7/C0A8/29BB/79AE/grand_sud_merlot.jpg
21:00 <FredFlinstone> when should I put on the chiminea you think?
21:00 <FredFlinstone> acca dacca!!!!! finished
21:00 <TheRon> i know so sad
21:00 <FredFlinstone> :*
21:00 <FredFlinstone> :(
21:00 <TheRon> never did get to a live show
21:00 <FredFlinstone> best concert I ever been to
21:00 <FredFlinstone> I did last time they were here was fuckin awesome
22:00 <FredFlinstone> best ever
22:00 <beehhh> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5s67MJWOeAg/Swwsp6e5idI/AAAAAAAABwM/_yd1-IRRxAw/s400/FranziaChillableRed3LTR.jpg
22:00 <FredFlinstone> and the tits were good too LOL
22:00 <TheRon> liking acdc doesn't make you a bogan does it?
22:00 <TheRon> nice!
22:00 <beehhh> buying 750 is a waste
22:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
22:00 <FredFlinstone> no
22:00 <FredFlinstone> why should it?
23:00 <beehhh> dont buy anything smaller unless ur james bond
23:00 <FredFlinstone> not only bogons like Acca Dacca
23:00 <beehhh> i saw 3lt chivas or 5lt cant remember
23:00 <Q{> what if u dance like a bogan
24:00 <FredFlinstone> thats different lol
24:00 <FredFlinstone> are you off now TheRon ?
24:00 <FredFlinstone> for the long weekend
24:00 <TheRon> no
24:00 <TheRon> tomorrow
24:00 <FredFlinstone> lol i am
24:00 <FredFlinstone> :P
25:00 <beehhh> oscar gonna cope a dick in jail
25:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
25:00 <FredFlinstone> he will lose his other leg
25:00 <FredFlinstone> and be charged with arson!
25:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
25:00 <TheRon> he's going to jail where he'll get rammed
25:00 <FredFlinstone> for sure its a lying cunt
25:00 <FredFlinstone> oh did I say that word?
26:00 <FredFlinstone> forgive me
26:00 <TheRon> lying?
26:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
26:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=simatCov_SM#t=23
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fast Forward: New Faces - Michelle and Ferret (Sep 20, 2009) 1:32 - Category: Comedy - 97,491 views - 194 likes (98.5%), 3 dislikes (1.5%)
27:00 <beehhh> wait for a van
27:00 <FredFlinstone> I am in the garage and the wife isnt even home WTF!
27:00 <TheRon> get out the gunja
28:00 <FredFlinstone> what is that?
28:00 <FredFlinstone> gunja
28:00 <TheRon> marijuana
28:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no thanks
28:00 <FredFlinstone> did that years ago
28:00 <FredFlinstone> never again
30:00 <beehhh> should drink up for the dukes n the dutchess
31:00 <beehhh> no one can compete me on drinking wine
31:00 <beehhh> i drink wines for medical purpose
31:00 <TheRon> jaaaaaaailbreak
34:00 <FredFlinstone> gee the pine needles went up quick lol
34:00 <FredFlinstone> fire roaring
35:00 <TheRon> nice
35:00 <FredFlinstone> hehehehe
35:00 <TheRon> that pine smell too
37:00 <TheRon> nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all, the needle returns to the start of the song and we all sing along llike before
38:00 <beehhh> i reckon time will be slowed down
38:00 <beehhh> last i left my presence a donkey years ago
39:00 <beehhh> being honest n being poor shouldnt be an excuse especially if your in downunder
39:00 <ooomp> beehhh
40:00 <beehhh> i have you on ignore go away
40:00 <ooomp> Lol
40:00 <ooomp> <3
40:00 <beehhh> why do you care be like the rest
41:00 <beehhh> stingy eyes see ya all
41:00 <ooomp> Come on beehhh, you know you're my favourite non Australian residing IRC friend
41:00 <Q{> u have a favorite?
41:00 <Q{> who is that ooomp?
41:00 <Q{> :/
42:00 <Excessive> "lil creature, now wat's on ur mind?"
42:00 <ooomp> You are one of my favourites Q{
42:00 <Q{> <3
42:00 <ooomp> <3
42:00 <TheRon> vb is one of my favourites
43:00 <Q{> it gives u pot belly TheRon 
43:00 <TheRon> it's a sacrifice sure....
43:00 <Q{> i dunno what up with me
44:00 <Q{> i love water
44:00 <TheRon> i love lamp
44:00 <Q{> i go water tasting and stuff
44:00 <TheRon> i love chair
44:00 <ooomp> Water is good for you though
44:00 <Q{> i like melb tap water
44:00 <Q{> tastes good
44:00 <TheRon> better than adelaide
45:00 <Q{> and u can actually drink it
45:00 <Q{> how does it compare with bris and syd
45:00 <ooomp> I drank Adelaide water once
45:00 <TheRon> and you lived to tell the tale?
45:00 <ooomp> And by once, I mean never again
45:00 <Q{> haha
45:00 <ooomp> Sydney water is ok
45:00 <ooomp> Nothing special
46:00 <TheRon> if it's brown send it down, if its black send it back
46:00 <Q{> yeh i drank once and say never again too
46:00 <Q{> lol
46:00 <ooomp> Haven't been to Brisbane 
46:00 <doctor> is it all recycled sewage?
46:00 <Q{> how u describe the taste
46:00 <Q{> metalic
46:00 <milk> flouride
46:00 <TheRon> and i guess thats why they call it the blues
46:00 <Q{> hydrocarbonic?
46:00 <doctor> yeah it tastes like that here
47:00 <doctor> gives me a headache, not refreshing at all
47:00 <Q{> u ever tasted well water?
47:00 <doctor> probably healthier to just drink booze
47:00 <Q{> i met this polish guy that in bris
47:00 <Q{> he drinks well water
47:00 <TheRon> with a dead body in it? no!
47:00 <ooomp> Added flavour
48:00 <Q{> he said it got more minerals
48:00 <doctor> yeah it would do
49:00 <doctor> if it's a good thing or a bad thing it can't be certain
49:00 <FredFlinstone> nothing like an open fire
49:00 <TheRon> bore water is good, you got to boil and filter it but its good
49:00 <Q{> au bore water running low?
49:00 <TheRon> dunno
50:00 <Q{> gotta go deeper to pump it
50:00 <doctor> yeah they're not cheap
50:00 <Q{> like how much
50:00 <Q{> u get quotas and stuff?
50:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: got the porno mags out?
50:00 <Q{> ur not allowed to pump it up at will are u
51:00 <TheRon> ralph or zoo?
53:00 <TheRon> you can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you get what you need
56:00 <TheRon> couleurs: the victory won last night
56:00 <TheRon> against the defending asian champions
56:00 <Q{> http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/what-keeps-nuclear-weapons-from-proliferating.htm
57:00 <couleurs> Go The Dees !
57:00 <TheRon> indeed
58:00 <TheRon> i feel sorry for carlton they missed their window
58:00 <TheRon> who's gonna win the a league?
58:00 <TheRon> victory?
59:00 <couleurs> idk i don't follow it, it's dumb
59:00 <PooSex> who gives a fuck
59:00 <PooSex> who gives a fuck about kewell
59:00 <PooSex> kewell was and is and over rated piece of shit that should fuck off back to pom land
59:00 <TheRon> who is our best player for oz??
59:00 <PooSex> who cares
00:00 <PooSex> aus soccer sux a big cock
00:00 <PooSex> they r useless
00:00 <TheRon> bresciano?
00:00 <PooSex> its evident in their failures at world cup
00:00 <PooSex> and to even qualify
00:00 <PooSex> they say oooh we have all these so called super stars
00:00 <PooSex> they arent shit
00:00 <TheRon> is tommy rogic our best?
01:00 <PooSex> tommy rogic is good at sucking gay bois off
01:00 <Q{> http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/jumping-rays.htm
01:00 <TheRon> i like brett holman
02:00 <couleurs> ronaldo
02:00 <TheRon> is there a smith?
03:00 <TheRon> the world cup, should the aussies just not board the plane?
03:00 <couleurs> maybe they're flying by malaysia air
03:00 <couleurs> huehuehue
03:00 <TheRon> surely  it's gonna set the develpment of aussie soccer back if we send a team
04:00 <Q{> http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/hello-mlady.htm
04:00 <TheRon> instead of brazil maybe aruba??
04:00 <TheRon> send the team down to kokomo
05:00 <TheRon> for a well earned rest
07:00 <couleurs> 56 days to go...
07:00 <TheRon> the change has come she's under my thumb
07:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
08:00 <TheRon> under my thumb is the best rolling stones song
08:00 <PooSex> np: KOOL A.D. - OPEN LETTER (PROD. AMAZE 88) "WORD O.K."
08:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
08:00 <Q{> which dinasaur dance
08:00 <FredFlinstone> its dinosaur
08:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck wit
08:00 <TheRon> street fighting man?
08:00 <PooSex> yeah fuckwit
09:00 <FredFlinstone> nope
09:00 <FredFlinstone> I mean there are fuckin heaps lol
09:00 <FredFlinstone> I like start me up
09:00 <TheRon> this could be the last time
09:00 <FredFlinstone> all good
10:00 <FredFlinstone> the sang start me up when I saw them in concert was awesome
10:00 <FredFlinstone> everyone just went crazy
10:00 <TheRon> there's a song sung by keith that just cracks me up
11:00 <FredFlinstone> lol he cant sing
11:00 <TheRon> yeah kind of the point
11:00 <PooSex> rolling stones are fucking past their used by date
11:00 <FredFlinstone> so fuckhead?
11:00 <FredFlinstone> whats ya point?
11:00 <PooSex> they r 
11:00 <PooSex> fuck off jagger 
11:00 <FredFlinstone> we cant listen to them?
11:00 <PooSex> his face is fucked up
11:00 <TheRon> you hit 70 and see what you can do
11:00 <FredFlinstone> you fuck off arse fucker
11:00 <PooSex> i dont care
11:00 <PooSex> overated
11:00 <FredFlinstone> whats your nick again?
11:00 <PooSex> u can fuck right off
12:00 <TheRon> play nice
12:00 <FredFlinstone> oh thats right PooSex !
12:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
12:00 <TheRon> moke
12:00 <FredFlinstone> say no more
12:00 <PooSex> haha that fucken mole isnt here
12:00 <TheRon> tigers by 36 tomorrow night?
12:00 <PooSex> here we go with yout gayfl
12:00 <PooSex> bunch of poofs in tight shorts
12:00 <PooSex> fucking pansy sport
12:00 <TheRon> this coming from PooSex 
13:00 <TheRon> brown sugar! how come you taste so good
15:00 <PooSex> np: Aesop Rock - Leisureforce "Skelethon"
15:00 <PooSex> theron do u even know who aesop rock is
16:00 <PooSex> this is real music fuckhead
16:00 <couleurs> lol
18:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XJxFAoiWSY
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Primitive Radio Gods - Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth With Money In My Hand (Jan 10, 2011) 5:32 - Category: Music - 795,854 views - 4,591 likes (98.5%), 72 dislikes (1.5%)
20:00 <PooSex> now that is some good shit
20:00 <couleurs> thank u docter
22:00 <doctor> it's good stuff
24:00 <Q{> http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/vitruvian-preformer.htm
35:00 <ken777> hi I have not irc in over 12 years, can anyone remind me command to list channels? 
36:00 <zaim> /list
36:00 <ken777> thx mate
36:00 <FredFlinstone> hey guys dudz is in the other room lol
36:00 <zaim> anytime
36:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xubYEE8JTm0
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Forever Autumn (War of the Worlds) - Justin Hayward - Instrumental cover by Dave Monk (Mar 7, 2013) 5:30 - Category: Music - 5,296 views - 63 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
40:00 <stompin> nigggers
42:00 <ken777> zaim cant sorry i cant reply ur pm mate, some msg abt nickop
47:00 <zaim> nickop is a slut
49:00 <kenn77> forgotten all the commands
49:00 <kenn77> no one chat on irc anymore? all aslepp?
50:00 <partay> all bent\
50:00 <ooomp> Google it
50:00 <zaim> ppl do
50:00 <zaim> around 10 active ppl who chat heaps in here
50:00 <zaim> rest just idle
50:00 <partay> ALT F4 for list of commands 
50:00 <zaim> and randomly input.. like me
50:00 <kenn77> oomp  cbf
51:00 <kenn77> cant even use mirc now days cos on macbook atm..  not use to it i tell y
51:00 <ooomp> So gtfo
51:00 <ooomp> Or stop ya wringing
51:00 <ooomp> Err whinging*
51:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myC4WUwF4eA
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Reno 911 - New boots goofin' (Mar 8, 2013) 0:56 - Category: Comedy - 89,602 views - 517 likes (98.9%), 6 dislikes (1.1%)
51:00 <kenn77> aint winging, im playing rounfd with commands relearning again
52:00 <kenn77> z  so not much goes on here anym?
53:00 <The_Baron> ..............
53:00 <The_Baron> .................
53:00 <The_Baron> ...
53:00 <The_Baron> no
53:00 <partay> we all get oil up and play nude webcam twister
53:00 <kenn77> lol
53:00 <partay> Bastardly_One needs two twister sets 
54:00 <partay> and 5 litres of oil 
54:00 <zaim> much happens
54:00 <ooomp> Lol
54:00 <zaim> u just gotta sit n watch
54:00 <kenn77> i just need a drk
55:00 <kenn77> watching grass grow was quicker b4 i asked for help
55:00 <kenn77> lol
56:00 <zaim> haha
58:00 <kenn77> is efnet still biggst server user wise? or which is now
59:00 <zaim> no idea..
00:00 <zaim> im on efnet too lemme do a list
00:00 <Excessive> hmmmmmm, westpac now have on line card activation
00:00 <zaim> biggest chan has 444 ppl
00:00 <zaim> efnets more for nerds than for chit chat
02:00 <Q{> i cannot understand nerds
02:00 <zaim> stop trying to
02:00 <Q{> why theyre so obsessed
02:00 <ooomp> Idiotst
02:00 <ooomp> Idiots*
03:00 <Q{> any ideas how they came to be that way?
04:00 <zaim> thats like asking how gay ppl became that way
04:00 <zaim> they just are
04:00 <Q{> i should ask nerdygirl when she comes in next
04:00 <Q{> theres a reason for everything
05:00 <Q{> just that ppl give up wanting to find out
05:00 <Q{> its diminishing return thing
08:00 <ooomp> Skirmish
08:00 <Q{> whats a line card?
08:00 <Skirmish> Hello ooomp. 
08:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9Sx34swEG0
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: One Coin for All of Your Cards (Nov 14, 2013) 1:46 - Category: Science and Technology - 9,151,338 views - 29,644 likes (91.5%), 2,761 dislikes (8.5%)
08:00 <Q{> i might get it
09:00 <Skirmish> Hello to everyone else. 
09:00 <mr_ducati> faggot.
09:00 <zaim> LOL
09:00 <Skirmish> Ah mr_ducati my long time irc friend. How goes your miserable existance? 
10:00 <Skirmish> Homus and crackers. Very yum. 
16:00 <Excessive> I mite put some pasta on
17:00 <Excessive> pasta n pesto fo tonite
19:00 <Skirmish> I’ve got a lovely omelette for dinner around midnight. homus and crackers was morning tea. 
23:00 <partay> whatever happened to Mew and her big milky tits ?
24:00 <Skirmish> Better things to do? 
28:00 <Excessive> faux
29:00 <faux> Yes?
29:00 <Excessive> we've deleted u from anc, since u're never in there anymore
29:00 <faux> What's anc
29:00 <Skirmish> lol
30:00 <faux> ??
30:00 <Excessive> #allnitecafe
30:00 <Skirmish> Shads music label channel. 
30:00 <faux> Ahh
30:00 <faux> Jeez I haven't joined there in aaaaages
30:00 <faux> Like more than a year I think lol
30:00 <faux> Does octane still join 
31:00 <Excessive> nah, he's like looooooooooong gone
31:00 <Excessive> Janet's chan now
31:00 <faux> Ah yeah
31:00 <Skirmish> RIP octane. 
32:00 <Skirmish> He was a good egg. 
32:00 <faux> Hes dead?!
32:00 <Skirmish> … to irc.
32:00 <faux> Oh
32:00 <faux> Jebus
32:00 <Skirmish> lol
32:00 <Skirmish> I think he is still alive photographing the cosmos. 
32:00 <xm> i havent seen octane for ages
32:00 <faux> His photography was beautiful 
33:00 <faux> He really is talented 
33:00 <xm> i hated the guy. never talked to him though.didnt like him only because he was my arch nemesis when it came to access whoring
33:00 <faux> .
33:00 <faux> lame
33:00 <faux> Lol
33:00 <xm> heh you know im joking surely
33:00 <xm> i didnt know he did photography
34:00 <faux> He's brill
34:00 <faux> Like really 
34:00 <faux> I wish I knew his site still
34:00 <xm> what were his favourite subjects? or was it a bit of everything
34:00 <faux> Landscape and sky stuff 
34:00 <faux> Lol
34:00 <xm> i did take a few photos today actually
34:00 <xm> a few of the sky too
34:00 <faux> Me too
35:00 <faux> With my phoje
35:00 <faux> Of my dished
35:00 <faux> Dishes
35:00 <faux> :D
35:00 <faux> And my lounge room cos I got a new coffee table lok
35:00 <faux> LOL*
35:00 <faux> Highlight of my life
35:00 <xm> i was sitting in the park for 1-2 hours listening to good music
35:00 <xm> had a good view
35:00 <xm> spent a bit of time thinking, clearing my head
37:00 <xm> i havent checked the sky photos though, it was hard to see during the day in the bright light if it were visible...what i wanted to take a pic of
38:00 <xm> nope
39:00 <Excessive> I went ovah to woolies tonite n got some milk and I looked up at the sky n there was one rather bright-ish star ......... and then I thought .......... wait .......... it's not a star cause I couldn't see any others cause of it jus goin dusk ........... so it must've deff been some sortah satellite
40:00 <xm>  Skirmish> Shads music label channel. <-- he claims to have released an album onto iTunes now... wonder what the story is there
41:00 <partay> sounds of silence would be a good album 
42:00 <xm> Excessive: so is there a link to this album somewhere?
42:00 <xm> i will be more than happy to do a review of it
45:00 <Excessive> ummmm /msg shadsam
45:00 <xm> asked him already
45:00 <xm> he hasnt replied
45:00 <Excessive> mabbe he's haven a wank
46:00 <xm> all musicians get their inspiration somewhere
52:00 <Excessive> is easter this comin w/e?
53:00 <xm> think so
53:00 <xm> is there an event next week?
53:00 <Excessive> not that I know of
53:00 <Excessive> or rather noffin that would interest me
54:00 <xm> what about Shads' launch: "Life Begins at 50 -- A Summer of Love at Bondi"
54:00 <xm> a club house killer
54:00 <Excessive> he's not that old I don't think
55:00 <xm> im assuming you've seen his studio then?
55:00 <xm> he has claimed to have spent a bit
55:00 <xm> more than most have
55:00 <xm> most people just pirate everything and spend on just speakers
55:00 <xm> he's been using Cubase for a while -- it was quite pricey in the past...
56:00 <Excessive> nah, haven't seen any of his shit yet
59:00 <Excessive> he pm's me every now n again, usually when I'm asleep or afk n then he gets the away msg .......... though he still types
05:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
06:00 <kenn77> hi  its so dead here
06:00 <couleurs> hi [[[[[[pong]]]]]] 
06:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> hiiiiiiii
06:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> ppl in here seem to likeee pong
08:00 <couleurs> r u sure...
09:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> yesssssssss y u say
09:00 <couleurs> just cheking
09:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> r u girl or boy
09:00 <couleurs> both
09:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/d19ca3d4-0334-43d8-90ca-de84f23bc8ec_zpsc2e8c833.jpg
10:00 <Skirmish> Ginger cats ftw.
11:00 <kenn77> ppl dont chat on irc anym?
11:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> noo
11:00 <kenn77> what they doing here justg logged in staring at scrn?
12:00 <Skirmish> Pretty much. 
12:00 <FredFlinstone> why cant someone ban that?
12:00 <Skirmish> Because most of what is said in channel is nonsense, there’s no point replying/joining in. 
12:00 <Skirmish> Mother Mew. 
12:00 <FredFlinstone> just ban it
13:00 <kenn77> i was looking for intersting convs,  bored out my mind athome
13:00 <Mew> Pappa giuse..Skirmi
13:00 <FredFlinstone> never mind kenn77 maybe next time
13:00 <kenn77> yeh ban
13:00 <Mew> kennerino
13:00 <Mew> kennethics
14:00 <kenn77> new rule everyonemust talk to atleast 3 others simulta lol
14:00 <kenn77> meow
14:00 <Mew> LOL
14:00 <Skirmish> How is the pirate and the pirate spawn Mew? 
14:00 <Mew> do you know how fast you were goingmeow?
15:00 <Mew> they are splendid meow Skirmish
15:00 <Mew> hows your fambam?
15:00 <Skirmish> What are jew doing? 
15:00 <The_Baron> what was I doing?
15:00 <kenn77> ppls we should all particpate talking abt somthing
15:00 <Skirmish> Kayla designed the central theme of the wedding today. She’s pretty happy about it. 
15:00 <Mew> nobodys seen super troopers? meow
16:00 <The_Baron> yeah I seen it
16:00 <Mew> whoa
16:00 <kenn77> is it the alienen insect mov]??
16:00 <Skirmish> Mew: http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/KampDHeart_zps6afb9ba8.jpg
16:00 <Mew> whats the theme gonna be?
16:00 <Mew> meow
16:00 <Fez> Haha mew
16:00 <The_Baron> I forgot what I was meant to do
16:00 <Fez> That was funny
17:00 <The_Baron> so I think I might smoke up instead
17:00 <The_Baron> brb
17:00 <Fez> Super troopers i mean
17:00 <Mew> ooooooh 
17:00 <Skirmish> Going to spend a couple of hundred and get those roll up/down banners made with that on it to have up at the reception and ceremony
17:00 <kenn77> congtratz mate
17:00 <Mew> dont invite any shitheads who will write lang under that
17:00 <Mew> unless youre a fan
18:00 <couleurs> [[[[[[pong]]]]]] do u still mix things 2 gether
18:00 <Skirmish> lol Mew. 
18:00 <Bomber_Turd> Mew
19:00 <Mew> i didnt know your name started with d btw
19:00 <Mew> thats hot
19:00 <Mew> luv D
21:00 <Mew> how expensive will it be?
21:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=715900628452360&set=vb.179609608748134&type=2&theater
25:00 <partay> Mew OMG
25:00 <partay> i was just asking.. Where is Mew and her big milky tits
25:00 <partay> and there you are 
25:00 <Bomber_Turd> you talk so much shit
26:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> poooooooooooooooooooooeeesss
26:00 <Bomber_Turd> !seen pandasdontdrive
26:00 <Excessive> I found 19 matches to your query. Here are the 5 most recent (sorted): PandasDontDrive pan\dis pand\dis Herculeeeee MrsCoochieKisses. Bomber_Turd, PandasDontDrive ([email protected]) was last seen changing nick on #melbourne to suprubberduck 20 hours 28 minutes ago (4.16 00:58) suprubberduck is not there anymore though...
26:00 <Skirmish> How expensive will what be? The wedding? It will cost me $10k. 
27:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> !seen apples
27:00 <Excessive> I found 5 matches to your query. Here are the 5 most recent (sorted): Apples appo Truth^Hurtzzz truth^hurtz HonkyTonk. [[[[[[pong]]]]]], Apples ([email protected]) was last seen quitting on #melbourne 3 days 9 minutes ago (4.13 21:18) stating: (Quit:) after spending 3 hours 21 minutes there.
28:00 <partay> 10K for a wedding? are you getting married in the maccas carpark
28:00 <Bomber_Turd> partay you of all people should know a gay wedding is cheap
28:00 <Skirmish> Overlooking a beach. 
29:00 <Skirmish> Wedding for 80 people. $10k.  I don’t see a need for it to cost more. 
29:00 <partay> lol
29:00 <partay> thats funny Skirmish
29:00 <Skirmish> Explain. 
29:00 <partay> explain what
29:00 <Skirmish> How it’s funny. 
30:00 <Bomber_Turd> $10k is enough for a wedding
30:00 <partay> are you separating out the reception 
30:00 <Skirmish> Separating it out? 
30:00 <partay> 10K wedding + 30K for reception
30:00 <Skirmish> That is included in the $10k. 
30:00 <Bomber_Turd> lol
30:00 <Bomber_Turd> partay is a moron
31:00 <partay> is everyone eating cheerios in breadrlls ?
31:00 <Skirmish> $30k for a reception LOL. What are you doing there? 
31:00 <partay> dude
31:00 <Bomber_Turd> lmfao
31:00 <partay> LOL
31:00 <Skirmish> 3 meat buffet with veges and King Prawns is the menu. 
31:00 <partay> how many people ?
31:00 <Skirmish> 80. 
31:00 <partay> hahahahahahaha
32:00 <partay> ok
32:00 <partay> whos catering?
32:00 <Skirmish> The club the reception is being held at. 
32:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> can pong come
32:00 <partay> rsl ?
32:00 <partay> scout hall ?
32:00 <Skirmish> Bowling Club. 
32:00 <partay> on bingo night ?
33:00 <Skirmish> I have no idea when Bingo night is for them. I think they may have raffles on in the main part of the club. We get our own section + bar. 
33:00 <partay> heh im just playing with you dude... Im sure if will be fine 
33:00 <partay> it*
34:00 <partay> menu sounds delish
34:00 <Skirmish> It’s going to be awesome. I could have done it for $8k if I just went for the traditional 2 x meals alternating instead of a buffet with more choice for people. 
34:00 <partay> reef and beef
34:00 <partay> my kinda meal
34:00 <Skirmish> The dress is getting paid for by her parents so that saves me dosh. We’re not bothering with flowers other than for the Flower Nanna’s and the bouquet. 
34:00 <partay> nods
35:00 <partay> who paid for the hookers at the bucks party ?
35:00 <Skirmish> We’re getting a jukebox for music, bare foot bowls is the entertainment prior to dinner. It’s going to rock. 
35:00 <Skirmish> I haven’t had a bucks party, and I won’t have hookers/strippers. 
35:00 <Bomber_Turd> partay is a fucking moron
36:00 <Bomber_Turd> of course u can have a wedding for $10k
36:00 <partay> Bomber_Turd oh shush you flogbag
36:00 <Bomber_Turd> partay take the cock from your mouth when u talk i didnt understand that
37:00 <Bomber_Turd> omfg Serebiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
37:00 <Serebii> oh hai!
37:00 <Skirmish> I think 30K for a reception is a massive amount. No fucking way I am shelling that out. 
37:00 <Serebii> Bomber_Turd, state your previous nicks and postcode?
37:00 <Fez> Sif get married at all
38:00 <Bomber_Turd> Fez only ugly cunts say that
38:00 <Skirmish> Hey I have taken my time and chose wisely. I am 36 this year and will be 37 when I finally tie the knot. 
38:00 <Serebii> Skirmish, congrats
38:00 <partay> yah 30K is excessive 
39:00 <Fez> I must be ugly then
39:00 <Skirmish> Quite possibly. 
39:00 <Skirmish> Although I don’t think looks come into the choice to get married since everyone is going to end up looking old and horrible. 
40:00 <Serenity> 30k is prety standard these days
40:00 <Serenity> think my sister spent about 20 and that was her putting her foot down of not spending too much
40:00 <partay> for 80 people 30K is 375 a head
41:00 <partay> thats excessive
41:00 <Serenity> people are excessive though
41:00 <Serenity> we spent just under 10
41:00 <partay> some are
41:00 <Serenity> but we used our own cars and i did a lot of the decorations etc myself
41:00 <Skirmish> Kayla got some pretty sweet deals on things by going to a bridal expo in the area where we’re getting married. 
42:00 <Skirmish> Photographer is $700 and we get ALL the photos on a DVD. None of this “you must buy them through us” shit. 
43:00 <Serenity> oh tahts where i saved too a friend of mine did our photos
43:00 <Skirmish> $250 to set up 80 chairs and run a red carpet type deal between them for the ceremony. 
43:00 <Skirmish> They set it up and pack it up. I thought that was pretty good. 
44:00 <Excessive> xm, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdNeVqw2ZRI
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Friday Night Posse - Members Are Movin' (Jun 7, 2008) 4:35 - Category: Music - 6,397 views - 20 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
45:00 <Bomber_Turd> $125 per head is a fair bit for a wedding
45:00 <Serenity> hello fivecougz
46:00 <Serenity> depends on what you want to be eating i guess
46:00 <Skirmish> Our reception is $55 per head. 
46:00 <Excessive> now that maketh meh wannah have a go .......... I mite have a spin
46:00 <Skirmish> If we had of just gone 2 meals it would have been $32. 
46:00 <Bomber_Turd> $55 gets you a fair meal
47:00 <Serebii> So, I'm behind on Marvel's Agents of Shield. Who watches it?
47:00 <Serenity> wb fivecougz
47:00 <Skirmish> 3 x choices of Baked meats + gravy + veges + King Prawns. 
47:00 <Bomber_Turd> i just realised its on now 
47:00 <Bomber_Turd> fuck missed the start
47:00 <Skirmish> Serebii: I stopped watching it after about 4 episodes. 
47:00 <Serenity> fuck my sister had the biggest platter of king prawns at her wedding
47:00 <Serenity> SHIIT it was so good
48:00 <Serebii> Skirmish, why? are you mad? it's a great show
48:00 <Bomber_Turd> a lot of recent weddings ive been to just do the cake as dessert
48:00 <Serebii> not as good as Elementary, but its up there
48:00 <Skirmish> I don’t mind watching it … but it’s not a show that keeps bringing me back to it. Like Arrow. 
48:00 <Skirmish> I enjoy Elementary. 
48:00 <Bomber_Turd> elementary is crap
48:00 <Serebii> oh, i watch Arrow too :)
49:00 <Bomber_Turd> arrow is good
49:00 <Serebii> how about that Colton Haynes, mmmm
50:00 <Serenity>  get out
50:00 <Fennec_Fox> go fuck urself
50:00 <Serenity> loool
50:00 <Bomber_Turd> hrrmm
51:00 <Serebii> Serenity, :)
51:00 <Bomber_Turd> where is joshua?
51:00 <Serenity> hello Serebii
51:00 <zaim> sleeping
54:00 <Serebii> Bomber_Turd, i disagree it's a very well written show
54:00 <Serebii> Bomber_Turd, if you say Game of Thrones is crap, we are done...
54:00 <Bomber_Turd> its boring
55:00 <Bomber_Turd> i dont watch it
55:00 <Bomber_Turd>  Game of Thrones 
55:00 <Serebii> Serenity, how are you ma'am? whats on for the Easter break?
55:00 <Serebii> how do you people deal with stress?
55:00 <Bomber_Turd> why do so many people go camping for easter?
55:00 <Serebii> any tips would be helpful :)
56:00 <Bomber_Turd> i dont stress
56:00 <Serenity> not much planned here for easter we were meant to go camping but I decided i dont want to
56:00 <Bomber_Turd> Serebii can you control what you are stressing over?
56:00 <Serebii> preferably quick fixes
56:00 <Serenity> just quite one at home with the kids
56:00 <Serebii> Bomber_Turd, ive had massive
56:00 <Serenity> theres no quick fixes for stress other than removing what the stress is
56:00 <Serebii> and i mean massive panick attacks
56:00 <Serebii> where my body froze
57:00 <Serenity> are you seeing someone about it
57:00 <Bomber_Turd> what are u stressing over?
57:00 <Serebii> and i felt paralyzed
58:00 <kenn77> Hey! game of Thrones Rock!  u right best made show
58:00 <Serebii> Serenity, my doctor and a specialist
58:00 <Fez> See the contortionist kenn77??
58:00 <Serebii> i actually did a stress test 
58:00 <Serebii> where they hooked me up to a machine
59:00 <Serebii> Bomber_Turd, some of it is work
59:00 <Serenity> so not a psychologist or psychiatrist specifically?
59:00 <kenn77> Fez  yeah.. not the first time she on that show right?
59:00 <Bomber_Turd> ok
59:00 <Bomber_Turd> i dont stress
59:00 <Fez> Prolls not. Dunno for sure though
59:00 <Serebii> Serenity, no
59:00 <Bomber_Turd> i have a dont give a fuck attitude so i dont let things get to me
00:00 <Serenity> imo you need to see a psyche they help sooo much
00:00 <TwEEk> evening all
00:00 <Serenity> hey tim
00:00 <TwEEk> sarah! :)
00:00 <Serebii> these help a little
00:00 <Serebii> http://www-cdn.terrywhitechemists.com.au/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/S/w/Swisse-Ultiboost-Mood-50-tablets_5.jpg
00:00 <TwEEk> how goes it?
01:00 <Serebii> as does camomile tea
01:00 <Serenity> yeah not to shabby here
01:00 <Serenity> you?
01:00 <TwEEk> yeah goiod on this end :)
01:00 <Serenity> i think being able to talk about it with a psyche helps Serebii
01:00 <TwEEk> havent been around much :{
02:00 <Serenity> they get you talking about things you werent even aware were bothering you
02:00 <Serebii> Serenity, ive seen one in my teens
02:00 <Serebii> maybe its time to see them again
02:00 <Bastardly_One> unless you get one like mine who you want to punch in the mouth
02:00 <Serenity> i highly recommend it
02:00 <Bastardly_One> "what do you feel about that?"
02:00 <Serenity> i see one for my son whos only 6 but shes helping me a lot too
02:00 <Bastardly_One> "what do you think about that?"
03:00 <Bastardly_One> My youngest niece needs one but her dad is one of those denial types
03:00 <Bastardly_One> not his kids
04:00 <Chev> what the fuck man
04:00 <Bastardly_One> WOO!
04:00 <Serebii> Serenity, thats good, yeah i know that it can be very helpful
04:00 <partay> then Chev licked my ball bag 
04:00 <Serebii> what i was hoping for is some quick fix
04:00 <Serebii> like breathing techniques
04:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck made you come back? how are ya wench?
04:00 <Serebii> or something like that :)
04:00 <Serenity> ugh
04:00 <Chev> you told me they were easter eggs!
04:00 <Serenity> you know what helps me Serebii
04:00 <Serenity> exercise
04:00 <Serebii> but the issue might be bigger than that :)
05:00 <partay> chev hows the sprog ?
05:00 <Serenity> seriously 20 minutes on the cross trainer and all my anxiety goes
05:00 <Serebii> i exercise enough already
05:00 <Chev> just fed the evil ewok and felt like I needed to get all this martha stewart mumsy shit out and bring back a bit of bitch
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <PooSex> np: Kendrick Lamar - Compton (Feat. Dr. Dre) "good kid, m.A.A.d city"
05:00 <Chev> she's pretty cool partay, thanks for asking:)
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Chev, you have gone parental 
06:00 <Chev> I have:(
06:00 <Skirmish> Chev in #melbourne? wow. 
06:00 <Chev> who would have thought it
06:00 <Bastardly_One> it's funny to read your statuses and not comment *laughs*
06:00 <Chev> haha Skirmish AHOY
06:00 <Chev> you can comment lol
06:00 <Skirmish> *wave*
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I told her to come into a channel I might be paying attention to 
06:00 <Serebii> even jogging for an hour didnt do anything
06:00 <Serenity> good one
06:00 <partay> Chev hows the vag ?
06:00 <Chev> and like a good bitch I listened
06:00 <Skirmish> I am always in this channel. 
06:00 <Chev> just dont ask for a sandwich
06:00 <Chev> vag is good, had a c-section
06:00 <Chev> dont ask about my stomach
07:00 <Skirmish> Cottage cheese babeh. 
07:00 <Chev> or the moment my partner told the operating dr that he could help out as he used to work on the tuna boats and can gut anything
08:00 <Chev> oh or the moment he told me if i looked into the operating lights I could see the cutting me open
08:00 <Chev> them*
08:00 <Skirmish> Did you let cletis the slack jawed tuna fisher put a baby in you? :( 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Serebii, have you tried writing? That's kind of how I started writing all those years ago in Hebrew before Jesus was born
09:00 <Skirmish> You would have been riding the drug high from the epidural. 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and WHY the fuck am I listening to Green Day and enjoying it
09:00 <Serebii> Bastardly_One, no, but i will try something creative
09:00 <Chev> In my defence i wasnt awake
10:00 <Chev> but yeah he did and yeah this time it actually worked out with a good, if not great, ending
10:00 <Skirmish> Hang on … you weren’t awake when he put a baby inside you?
11:00 <Serebii> exercising exhausts me physically but doesnt take the stress away
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Serebii, I'm batshit crazy ... works well for me ... and creative is even playing a video game or something
11:00 <Serebii> if anything i become aware of my heartbeat
11:00 <Chev> hahah thats my story and I'm stciking to it Skirmish
11:00 <Serebii> and start to panick that its beating too fast
11:00 <Chev> nah he's a good man
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, and walking and ranting to yourself is good value
11:00 <Serebii> its beyond fucked up
11:00 <Serebii> at night when its time to turn in and sleep my minds still racing
12:00 <Serebii> im planning stuff for the next day
12:00 <Serebii> and for the weekend
12:00 <Chev> sleep? what is this thing you talk of
12:00 <Serebii> cant seem to shut off
12:00 <Serenity> try some valarian
12:00 <Serebii> also, too many hours
12:00 <Serebii> and i havent taken a vacation or break in a long time
12:00 <Serenity> valerian
12:00 <Serenity> for sleep
12:00 <CannibalClown> aNYoNe SeeN MY MaTe BaSTaRDLY_oNe?
13:00 <Serenity> http://www.blackmores.com.au/products/valerian-forte
13:00 <Serebii> so yeah, sorry to unload
14:00 <Serenity> you sound very wound up
14:00 <Chev> yeah I cant take that
14:00 <Serenity> you ned a holiday and some rest
14:00 <Serebii> but id love to hear what you guys do to cope :)
14:00 <CannibalClown> get a dick up ya
14:00 <Serebii> lol
14:00 <Bastardly_One> ok, seeing as I arrived half way through ... what's the issue?
14:00 <CannibalClown> nothing to do with you mate
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I might have some ideas as I suffer anxiety disorder
15:00 <Skirmish> Yes, tell B1 what the problem is and lets all be amazed as we discover he is an expert on such matters. 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> here we go ... when I want you clown boy I'll kick you in the ribs like most gimps
15:00 <Bastardly_One> oh and here comes Skirmish
15:00 <Skirmish> You kick gimps? 
15:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
15:00 <Bastardly_One> forget I said anything ... I can't be fucked
15:00 <Skirmish> Often? 
15:00 <Serenity> your dom thing makes my stomach cringe btw
15:00 <CannibalClown> yeh good
15:00 <CannibalClown> go away
16:00 <Bastardly_One> who gives a fuck if it makes you cringe or not?
16:00 <Chev> hey what
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and no, I don't think I will clown boy
16:00 <CannibalClown> its ok you can have that line
16:00 <Serenity> i wasnt asking if you care i was making a statement
16:00 <Skirmish> Boy or a girl Chev?
17:00 <Serenity> alien
17:00 <PooSex> u people crack me up
17:00 <Skirmish> Hermaphrodite? 
18:00 <Chev> ewok
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that's nice ... the statement is note but care factor is none 
18:00 <Chev> little girl Skirmish
18:00 <Serenity> mermaid
19:00 <CannibalClown> STOP CARING EVERYONE
19:00 <Serebii> Serenity, a vacation would be perfect right now but i cant afford to take one at the moment :)
19:00 <Skirmish> Serebii: Firstly, you need to realise that irc isn’t where you find help for real life problems. Well, at least not in this channel. 
19:00 <PooSex> so many sad cunts here
19:00 <Skirmish> Secondly you need to allocate time in each and every day where you do nothing. Space out. 
20:00 <Skirmish> PooSex: You are a victim by association. 
20:00 <Serebii> Skirmish, i havent been on here in a long time, i know this
20:00 <Serebii> but im still willing to hear what ppl have to say
20:00 <Bastardly_One> oh listen to Skirmish
20:00 <CannibalClown> oh the irony
21:00 <Skirmish> Here comes the unique brand of butthurt from B1. 
21:00 <Serebii> Bastardly_One, sorry im reading up now
21:00 <Bastardly_One> *insert sarcasm here*
21:00 <Serebii> im also on Dr. Oz's website
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ll good ... no worries Serebii
21:00 <Serenity> look
21:00 <Serebii> reading that as well as irc'ing :)
21:00 <Bastardly_One> *all good
21:00 <Serenity> who wants to share tim tams
21:00 <Serenity> people cant be mad when theyre eating tim tams
21:00 <PooSex> b1 is a faggot cunt
21:00 <Skirmish> Share tim tams? BLASPHEMER! 
21:00 <PooSex> fucken cocksmoker 
21:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
21:00 <Serenity> i taught my son how to tim tam straw tonight
21:00 <Serenity> he was tickled pink
21:00 <Skirmish> In milk? 
22:00 <Serenity> he had a hot choc
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and? if I was gay who should honestly care? grow the fuck up
22:00 <Skirmish> Nice. 
22:00 <CannibalClown> you do or you wouldnt comment
22:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One: I am positive you’d be an expert on gay too … like every single other topic that has ever been aired in this channel. You’re Austnet’s version of Dr Karl. 
23:00 <PooSex> hahah
23:00 <PooSex> hes fucken butthurt b1
23:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
23:00 <PooSex> such a fucking idiot 
23:00 <PooSex> your so full of shit b1
23:00 <Serenity> GUYS can i have one night where i dont have to pretend i care by opping
23:00 <Serenity> shut the fuck up
23:00 <PooSex> oooh i wrote songs for the rolling stones
24:00 <PooSex> FUCK biro on my monitor
24:00 <PooSex> wtf
24:00 <Bastardly_One> finished yet morons?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> got it out of your system per chance?
24:00 <Serenity> better be cause im just gonna ban everyone in a minute
25:00 <Serenity> *!*@*
26:00 <Skirmish> It is officially no longer summer. I have just flicked the climate control to heater. 
26:00 <Serenity> lucky you
26:00 <Serenity> perth still thinks its the middle of january
26:00 <xm> Serebii: so you have something else in addition to BD too?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fucking freezing at night already where I am 
26:00 <CannibalClown> LOL no
26:00 <xm> i just happened to see my psych today as well
27:00 <Serenity> no PooSex
27:00 <Serenity> you are the slut
28:00 <Kynetic> of course its Serenity that sets off my slut highlight
28:00 <Kynetic> :D
28:00 <Serenity> =D
28:00 <Serenity> PooSex is just pming people about my sluttiness
28:00 <CannibalClown> wheres the slutz
28:00 <Kynetic> and poosex as well!
28:00 <Serenity> he thinks i dont see everything
28:00 <PooSex> oh rl
28:00 <Kynetic> noone pm's me about Serenity's sluttniess
28:00 <CannibalClown> moke loves cocks
28:00 <Serenity> ill perm ban this nick too stevo if you keep going
29:00 <PooSex> orly
29:00 <PooSex> ill perm ban u 
29:00 <PooSex> fuckhead
29:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
29:00 <PooSex> u wanna start u stupid cunt
29:00 <CannibalClown> dis cunt
29:00 <Kynetic> naww
29:00 <Kynetic> thats sweet PooSex
29:00 <PooSex> FUCK U KYNETIC
29:00 <CannibalClown> so mad
29:00 <Serenity> *sigh*
29:00 <PooSex> fucking faggot
29:00 <PooSex> fuck all of u 
29:00 <PooSex> fuckheads
29:00 <Serenity> its either gonna be me or Kynetic who gets in first
29:00 <Kynetic> is that ironic?
29:00 <Kynetic> PooSex calling me a faggot?
29:00 <CannibalClown> hahahaha
29:00 <PooSex> kynetic fuck off
29:00 <CannibalClown> right
29:00 <PooSex> your still butthurt soupnazi pwnt u 
29:00 <Kynetic> lol
29:00 <PooSex> fucking piss ant
29:00 <Serenity> soupnazi never 'pwnt' anyone
30:00 <Serenity> maybe his mums bumhole
30:00 <Kynetic> thats funny i dont see soupnazi around
30:00 <Kynetic> im not sure how he 'pwnt' me
30:00 <Serenity> i didnt realise anyone still used 'pwnt'
30:00 <Kynetic> only n00bs
30:00 <Serenity> that was like 2004 runescape speak
30:00 <Serenity> LULZ PWNTU N00B
31:00 <Kynetic> usually followed by some description of how theyre gonna fuck your mother
31:00 <Serenity> yeah
31:00 <PooSex> serenity you know nothing
31:00 <PooSex> u dumb whore
31:00 <Serenity> i fuck my husband im the biggest whore
31:00 <PooSex> ill bash your intestines up your cunt
31:00 <Serenity> sure you will
32:00 <PooSex> i will kill you and your kids
32:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
32:00 <Serenity> oh there it is
32:00 <PooSex> skull fuck your babies
32:00 <CannibalClown> there we go
32:00 <kenn77> LOL  Well done serenity
32:00 <couleurs> hehe that guy got problems
33:00 <partay> wtf
33:00 <kenn77> mentally
33:00 <CannibalClown> theres a few of em in here
33:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck was that?
33:00 <CannibalClown> ya mum
33:00 <CannibalClown> shut up
33:00 <partay> wow that was intense 
33:00 <Serenity> it was moke
33:00 <Serenity> aka stevo
33:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, of course
33:00 <Skirmish> How can you bash intestines up a cunt when they are clearly above the cunt? 
34:00 <Skirmish> Logistical nightmare. 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the most aggressive chatters ever ... FredFlinstone isn't that far behind 
34:00 <Serenity> [8:32pm] <PooSex> oh look
34:00 <Serenity> [8:32pm] <PooSex> have a cry
34:00 <Serenity> [8:32pm] <PooSex> your sad sack of shit
34:00 <Serenity> [8:33pm] <PooSex> crying over words on a screen
34:00 <Serenity> [8:33pm] <PooSex> its pathetic u slut
34:00 <Serenity> [8:34pm] <Serenity> says the guy saying those words getting his jimmies in a knot
34:00 <kenn77> beats that springfield show the amount of profanity & hate
34:00 <Serenity> you can abuse me all you want but dont bring my kids into it
34:00 <Serenity> thats just not cricket
35:00 <kenn77> it aint right
35:00 <Skirmish> I don’t think anyone should play cricket with kids. Just doesn’t seem right. 
35:00 <Serenity> lol Skirmish
36:00 <Skirmish> It’s lovely and warm in here now. 
36:00 <Skirmish> Seems like a great time to go for a walk outside. 
39:00 <Serenity> its supposed to be 17 degrees here atm
39:00 <Serenity> load of shit
47:00 <Bastardly_One> what do people think about this story? ... http://intellihub.com/freelance-journalist-hijacked-flight-370-passenger-sent-photo-hidden-iphone-tracing-back-secret-u-s-military-base-diego-garcia/
48:00 <partay> fucking BS
48:00 <Bomber_Turd> you are full of bs
49:00 <Loof> got my plasma
49:00 <Loof> :D
49:00 <Loof> watching the hobbit 1080p
49:00 <Skirmish> Why did you need to log in and share that with us? 
50:00 <Loof> like your life isn't fucking boring cunt
50:00 <Loof> ur just jelly
50:00 <Skirmish> Come on we both know that’s not the case at all. 
50:00 <Loof> jelly of my telly
50:00 <Skirmish> You bought old technology. 
50:00 <Loof> 2013
51:00 <Skirmish> Nothing to be jelly about. 
51:00 <Loof> 1 year old oh darn
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, you got it
51:00 <Bomber_Turd> fucking idiot
51:00 <Skirmish> Plasma is the past. 
51:00 <Loof> 2013 model
51:00 <Loof> it has less input lag numbnuts
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Chev, wb wench <3
51:00 <Loof> and better screen refresh
51:00 <Loof> LED is shite
51:00 <Loof> OLED will be good
51:00 <Skirmish> It’s plasma. It’s old tech. May as well have bought a CRT monitor.
51:00 <Chev> bah wish i could say Id like to stay longer but booby time
51:00 <Loof> it's better tech brother toucher
52:00 <Chev> she's such a fatty, well she's not really, she's just over 5kgs
52:00 <Chev> but god she eats
52:00 <Loof> Skirmish the security guard thinks he knows about technology
52:00 <Loof> funny
52:00 <Loof> such a wanker
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish's irc life seems to consist of putting people down to make him feel better about his boring existence it seems
53:00 <Loof> very boring man
53:00 <Loof> agreed
54:00 <Loof> world could do with less drones like him
54:00 <Loof> iphone boy
54:00 <Skirmish> Brothers in butthurt unite. 
54:00 <Loof> hipster fgt
54:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not the only one the world could do without 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but I digress
54:00 <Loof> wannabe hipster even worse
54:00 <Skirmish> Aren’t you watching a movie Loof? 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh!
54:00 <Loof> yeah it's a sick tv man
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw an archetypical hipster today
55:00 <Bastardly_One> the haircut, the shitty beard, the skinny jeans just too short 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
55:00 <Bastardly_One> man, I wanted to punch him HARD
55:00 <Loof> do it
55:00 <Skirmish> Loof: So sick that you needed to log in here instead of watch it? 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> then realised even that cunt could probably beat me :P
55:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One: Once you get your flat brimmed cap he will probably want to punch you. 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> so I just glared in disgust until I got on the bus
55:00 <Loof> just stab him on principle
55:00 <Bastardly_One> then he sits in front of me!
56:00 <Bastardly_One> all I wanted to do is kick him in the back of the head
56:00 <Bastardly_One> but kept tapping my foot on the seat instead
56:00 <Bastardly_One> hah!
56:00 <Serenity> fucking hell man
56:00 <Bastardly_One> probably
56:00 <Bastardly_One> skater try hard Vs hipster try hard
56:00 <Serenity> next time i catch the bus and theres a surly old man behind me im gonna be thinking... this guy wants to kick my head in
56:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll still win 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <Serenity> OLD MEN ARE EVIL
57:00 <Loof> not compared to old women
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... OH, I know the type you mean ... I'm not *that* bad 
57:00 <Serenity> old women are sluts
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep it to myself and say nothing
57:00 <Skirmish> Only if he’s an old man wearing a flat brimmed cap like he just stole it off some mini trucker fuckwit. 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> there's this really old guy that is renouned for being a cunt on a V-Line service I get weekly
57:00 <Skirmish> Evening Liinda 
57:00 <Liinda> arro
57:00 <Liinda> =)
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I think every single person that's sat near him has had issues to the point of having to have heated words with him
58:00 <Bastardly_One> evening Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda 
58:00 <Liinda> except for me
58:00 <Liinda> haiiiiiiiiiii bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbastardly oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
58:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, we're talking about me wanting to hurt a hipster today
58:00 <Liinda> i dont have heated words with people.
58:00 <Skirmish> So everyone has the balls to have heated words with him and you just glare at him like a coward. Sounds legit. 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but this old guy is really horrid
58:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I've had words with the old guy too 
58:00 <couleurs> my eyes are dry i need eye drops...
58:00 <Serenity> you just merged two stories Skirmish lol
58:00 <Liinda> hai couleurs
59:00 <Bastardly_One> he really is out of control verbally with people and thinks because he's clearly about 80 he can do it 
59:00 <Skirmish> I see you pick your battles B1. 
59:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: I got tired of waiting for dragons and spiced it up. 
59:00 <couleurs> hi Liinda do u want 2 lick my eye balls
59:00 <Serenity> lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I can see you try so hard Skirmish that you really need to learn to read 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and not confuse yourself
59:00 <Liinda> yeah come here couleurs... i'll spit in your eyes
59:00 <couleurs> no really, it's annoying
00:00 <Liinda> have u got drops?
00:00 <couleurs> NOPE
00:00 <Liinda> i wear contacts... i know the feeling
00:00 <Liinda> go rinse them in water
00:00 <couleurs> Hot
00:00 <Skirmish> B1: I hope there comes a day when irc provides you with the window into yoru youth that you so desperately seek. Maybe then you won’t need to be …. well, you. 
00:00 <Liinda> well... splash them
00:00 <couleurs> splish splash i was taking an eye ball bath 
00:00 <Liinda> lol
01:00 <couleurs> i've had insomnia again and too much computer screens
01:00 <Liinda> maybe u need some time away from your gaming and irc
01:00 <couleurs> maybe...
01:00 <Skirmish> Stay Calm and Hearthstone. 
02:00 <Liinda> yes
02:00 <Bastardly_One> he only plays one game 
02:00 <xm> you've been staring at cat gifs all day havent you couleurs 
02:00 <partay> Liinda you old boiler.. how r u ?
02:00 <Liinda> FIFA
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't know how he isnt bored out of his mind 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> come play GTA couleurs
02:00 <Liinda> partay! im good hows u
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll give you some cool weapons and we can troll 
02:00 <Liinda> nothing wrong with cat gifs
02:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna?
02:00 <couleurs> i like dog gifs better
02:00 <partay> senfuckingsational
02:00 <Liinda> what about cat AND dog gifs
03:00 <Liinda> thats great news partay. been up to much?
03:00 <couleurs> yes those too...
03:00 <partay> im a lazy public servant, so no 
03:00 <Liinda> awesome.
03:00 <couleurs> i don't wanna play GTA i'm over it
03:00 <xm> dog gifs are only good when the cats set up traps for them, or ambush them and do a runner
03:00 <Liinda> couleurs, wanna play "Guess what colour undies im not wearing"
04:00 <Liinda> lol xm
04:00 <couleurs> ok
04:00 <xm> Liinda wears briefs
04:00 <xm> trick question
04:00 <Liinda> shhhhh xm
04:00 <Skirmish> 7member:identifier:bastardly_one
04:00 <Skirmish> :
04:00 <Skirmish> I'll give you some cool weapons and we can troll
04:00 <Liinda> GAME OVER
04:00 <Skirmish> Cut and paste on this is terrible. 
04:00 <couleurs> dammit
04:00 <Liinda> thats an ID ten T error Skirmish
05:00 <couleurs> i hate it when xm is always correct
05:00 <Skirmish> I'll give you some cool weapons and we can troll   <———— 21st century version of “hey kid want a lolly?”
05:00 <Liinda> mmm lollies
05:00 <Bastardly_One> sook ... you mean you're shit at it right? :P
05:00 <Liinda> its so cold tonight
05:00 <Bastardly_One> the new missions are cool ... and the new races are really long ... 5 mins is a long race IMO
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, it's cold up here too ... as always
06:00 <couleurs> SOME OTHER TIME
06:00 <couleurs> can't be bothered
06:00 <Skirmish> Liinda: It is cold! I have turned the climate control to heater tonight first the first time. 
06:00 <xm> Liinda: if my memory serves me correct, years ago you said your room was haunted and the heater would turn itself on
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that's like me and Fifa
06:00 <xm> correctly*
06:00 <Bastardly_One> nearly purchased it twice today ... 14 that is 
06:00 <couleurs> i don't even want to play FiFa either atm
07:00 <xm> have you called a priest yet
07:00 <xm> ?
07:00 <Liinda> Skirmish yeah im sort of in denial.. i still want to think its summer
07:00 <couleurs> yes get it, it's good
07:00 <Liinda> xm, almot cprrect - it was when i was living in sydney that happened.
07:00 <Liinda> *almost correct
07:00 <Bastardly_One> as if a priest xm ... just douse the house ... assuming you know about dousing
07:00 <Liinda> sage leaves
08:00 <xm> ive pretty much watched all the American shows on haunted houses etc
08:00 <xm> it seems a lot of hauntings are triggered by renovations
09:00 <xm> (or teenagers sacrificing cats on altars)
09:00 <couleurs> lol that reminds me of this
10:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU2AIxkxiwg
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Toy Skeleton haunted and possessed - This Is Demonic Crazy (May 29, 2011) 14:53 - Category: People and Blogs - 107,047 views - 2,438 likes (91%), 242 dislikes (9%)
10:00 <couleurs> hilarious
10:00 <couleurs> 15 mins of hilarious
10:00 <xm> OK, i hope i'll shads my pants
10:00 <Liinda> i need to organise the easter eggs for my work peeps
11:00 <partay> Liinda what size panties dont you wear?
11:00 <Liinda> i dont wear panties
11:00 <couleurs> eggy weggs
12:00 <Liinda> cadbury creme egss... lindt bunnies
12:00 <Liinda> nom nom nom
12:00 <Liinda> screw them, i want them all
12:00 <Bastardly_One> be sick tomorrow
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and then you get them all 
18:00 <couleurs> :)
18:00 <xm> hahhahaha couleurs i ffwd'd it to near the end
19:00 <couleurs> it's possessed... demonic... or just you know the batteries are dying
19:00 <couleurs> crasy americans
19:00 <xm> most likely BlackDevil's neighbours
20:00 <xm> i enjoyed this crazy lady too
20:00 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy (Aug 5, 2008) 0 - Category: Comedy - 1,548,689 views - 7,085 likes (84.7%), 1,280 dislikes (15.3%)
21:00 <Bastardly_One> the title is amusing 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to click 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't wanna but I have to
21:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahaha!
22:00 <couleurs> oh yeah that's a classic too
22:00 <Bastardly_One> psssssssssssst old lady 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> have you heard of sunlight?
22:00 <couleurs> but now, it's happening... now
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Uploaded on Aug 5, 2008
23:00 <Bastardly_One> This lady will make you feel so smart.
23:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed ... I feel like a genius now
24:00 <Excessive> ehehe, after nawt touchin vinyl fo ages ......... I've still got it in me
24:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dbGFn3gzt8
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CONSPIRACY THEORIES on Penn and Teller: Bullshit - Penn Point (Sep 29, 2010) 10:07 - - 126,180 views - 785 likes (76%), 248 dislikes (24%)
25:00 <Bastardly_One> have you seen that xm?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> it's pretty good
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I like the way he points out conspiracy theories are so seductive
27:00 <xm> they did an episode once debunking recycling
27:00 <xm> i wonder if they'd do one on global warming too
27:00 <xm> although that may be outside of their scope
27:00 <xm> you can't really debunk all conspiracy theories though, but some are so outrageous you know it's a joke
28:00 <xm> i was obsessed with them when i was younger but find them a bit boring now
28:00 <couleurs> wow i'm learning a lot about squarespace from a fat magician here
28:00 <Serenity> ahh conspiracy theorists
29:00 <Serenity> my favourite type of nutter
29:00 <xm> doesnt necessarily make you a nutter if you believe in conspiracy theories -- although these days the correlation is pretty strong
29:00 <xm> plenty of things people put into the conspiracy theory basket ages ago turned out to be true
30:00 <xm> but as for 9/11 it certainly has attracted a lot of loons
30:00 <Excessive> and so they might not believe it till the see it
30:00 <Liinda> hmmm so many nice chocolates
31:00 <Excessive> ciao
31:00 <Liinda> ciao excessive come stai
31:00 <Excessive> tuto bene
31:00 <Excessive> n u?
31:00 <Liinda> bene grazie
32:00 <couleurs> franco cozzo
32:00 <Liinda> lmao
32:00 <Bastardly_One> xm, listen to the whole thing ... he honestly makes sense ... but you have to know the show they do called Bullshit
32:00 <couleurs> grand sale, grand sale, grand sale
33:00 <Liinda> megalo megalo megalo
33:00 <Liinda> sta pulimas a franco cozzo
33:00 <Liinda> lol a niente style?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> it's pretty good IMO ... then again I like Penn .. loud isn't always that bad
33:00 <xm> from music notation
33:00 <couleurs> he was funny
33:00 <Liinda> oh
33:00 <Liinda> niente means nothing
33:00 <xm> yes
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Franco's son got done
34:00 <Liinda> so ur not saying ciao?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> importing coke in his dad's furniture
34:00 <xm> no, as in dimminuendo
34:00 <Bastardly_One> or his nephew or something
34:00 <xm> which goes to silence
34:00 <Liinda> yep and franco cozzo still sells butt ugly furnture to old wogs
34:00 <Liinda> his son
34:00 <xm> or close to it
34:00 <couleurs> yep
34:00 <couleurs> still has a store on sydney rd and lygon st
35:00 <Liinda> yeah the syd rd one is old as
35:00 <Liinda> i cant believe ppl buy that shit
35:00 <couleurs> me 2
36:00 <Liinda> http://francocozzofurnituredotcom.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/diana-marmo-comc3b2.jpg
36:00 <Liinda> this shit is fugly
37:00 <couleurs> lmao
37:00 <Bastardly_One> xm
37:00 <Bastardly_One> here's one for you
37:00 <Bastardly_One> watch the other 2 parts too 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
37:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWTfyvmCYtc
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: PandT Bullshit! Creationism 1/3 (Aug 30, 2009) 10:01 - Category: Film and Animation - 116,924 views -
37:00 <Liinda> dont click it! its porn!!
37:00 <Liinda> :P
38:00 <Liinda> lol
38:00 <xm> seen it
38:00 <Liinda> dirty
38:00 <Fez> Gay porn?
38:00 <Liinda> fezzlessss xx
38:00 <couleurs> who the hell even designs that shit...
38:00 <xm> they dont cover it properly
38:00 <Fez> Liindles xx
38:00 <xm> if you want to study those topics seriously you'd have to read books or look into sites like talk/trueorigins.org
38:00 <Liinda> couleurs i reckon franco cozzo bought in bulk back in the 80s... and still needs to get rid of excess stock
39:00 <xm> it's a complicated subject and a short video that is clearly biased wont do it any justice
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Liinda ... I think you're onto something there 
39:00 <xm> id also the say the same about most Christian videos too
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeh I know xm ... was yanking your chain 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> we still have to have that conversation one day with me being wiccan 
39:00 <Liinda> yank his.... 
40:00 <Liinda> nervermind
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, not the right choice of words around you :P
40:00 <Liinda> lol
40:00 <Excessive> might jus fall off
40:00 <xm> the only argument ive ever seen online involving wicca was how old has it been around
40:00 <xm> one person was saying it's been around for hundreds and hundreds of years, the other saying it was created in the early 20th century
40:00 <Liinda> wiccaaaaa wiccaaaa is what a dj sounds like mixing beats
41:00 <Excessive> nooooooooo
41:00 <Liinda> i can solve that debate tright now
41:00 <Liinda> ready?
41:00 <couleurs> probably, or maybe he just can't sell the same 12 bedroom suites since they went on sale in 1989
41:00 <Excessive> jus a real bad dj
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and go Liinda
41:00 <CannibalClown> now ive heard it all
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I love this one actually 
41:00 <CannibalClown> fuckin hell
41:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWTfyvmCYtc
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: PandT Bullshit! Creationism 1/3 (Aug 30, 2009) 10:01 - Category: Film and Animation - 116,924 views -
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oops not that one 
41:00 <Liinda> Wicca.. the practice of it, has been around for hundreds of years. the term wicca has only been used in the 20th century.
41:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7-sPB5dh_E
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: PandT Bullshit! - Holier Than Thou - 1/3 (Aug 30, 2009) 0 - Category: Film and Animation - 41,414 views -
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yep Liinda, spot on 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Paganism is the correct term 
42:00 <CannibalClown> LOOOOOL
42:00 <Liinda> boh
42:00 <Liinda> i dont really know much about both
42:00 <Bastardly_One> witchcraft is quite a modern term
42:00 <Liinda> theterm witch has been around for yonks
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yet witches and paganism has existed for centuries
42:00 <CannibalClown> wow he does know everything about everything ever in the history of anywhere
43:00 <Excessive> burn @ the stake!
43:00 <Liinda> did somebody say steakkkk
43:00 <couleurs> haha i dated a girl who was a white witch/pagan/crazy person 
43:00 <CannibalClown> mmm steak
43:00 <Bastardly_One> the term witchcraft if relatively modern though 
43:00 <Fez> Steaks are yum
43:00 <Liinda> nom nom nom
43:00 <Fez> Count me in lol
43:00 <Liinda> i want lamb with mashed potato and a red wine jus
44:00 <couleurs> me 2
44:00 <doctor> have a tim tam instead
44:00 <Excessive> had that not long ago
44:00 <Liinda> i have an easter egg looking at me
44:00 <Liinda> its saying EAT ME
44:00 <Liinda> EATTTT MEEEEEEE
44:00 <doctor> eat it
44:00 <Serebii> Wet_wet_wet-love_is_all_around.mp3
44:00 <Fez> You just want chocolate liinda. Dont fib :p
44:00 <Liinda> I have been picking at it for a while now
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you can correct wikipedia can't you?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> because it's wrong 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witchcraft
45:00 <CannibalClown> LOL wiki
45:00 <Bastardly_One> there are no such thing as White Witches
45:00 <CannibalClown> asif take that seriously
45:00 <BlackDevil> element is back from work
45:00 <Bastardly_One> as down in the article 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> they talk about them and they don't exist
45:00 <Skirmish> Why they haven’t just emailed you and asked you to write all their stuff for them B1 is just amazing. 
45:00 <CannibalClown> LOL right
45:00 <Bastardly_One> there's no such thing as black and white witches
46:00 <CannibalClown> who cares mate
46:00 <Bastardly_One> there is positive and negative "magic" though
46:00 <Excessive> magic*
46:00 <Liinda> iwant to create my own website, like wiki, where people use their creativity and give obviously wrong answers for things... just for shits and giggles
46:00 <Liinda> oh wait, that IS wiki
46:00 <xm> already done
46:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
47:00 <Skirmish> “Dear Encyclopeadia Brittannica. Hi, my name is B1, and I make myself available to you to write your 2014 edition so you can rest assured that it is 100% correct because really … nobody else knows more than I do.  Sincerely yours, The smartest man in the universe.”
47:00 <xm> wikipedia is actually more accurate than Encyclopedia Britannica though
47:00 <xm> they did some study ages ago taking random samples off articles and compared them all for errors
47:00 <Liinda> do they stil print ecyclopedias?
47:00 <CannibalClown> yeh
47:00 <Liinda> fark, what a waste of paper
48:00 <Fez> Bibles are more of a waste imo
48:00 <CannibalClown> LOL next b1s gunna be talking about mensa applications
48:00 <Liinda> bibles are in the same boat as franco cozzo. bought in bulk
48:00 <Skirmish> I’ve got a pristine full set of 1978 Brittanicas at home. Parents bought them when I was born. Good historical reference. 
49:00 <CannibalClown> nah Skirmish theyre no good
49:00 <Liinda> Yeah i have encyclopedias too.. and Doctors Answers... Health encyclopedia. suprised i never became a doctor
49:00 <Excessive> prolly not worth anythin today Skirmish
49:00 <CannibalClown> theyre not b1 certified
49:00 <Skirmish> lol CannibalClown 
49:00 <couleurs> i've got Encarta '97 somewhere on CD-ROM still... take that biches
49:00 <Skirmish> Excessive: I don’t keep them because I thought they may be worth something. 
50:00 <Liinda> Oooerrrr couleurs
50:00 <Skirmish> couleurs: My parents still have Encarta 95. 
50:00 <Liinda> I learnt all my geography using Where in the world is carmen sandiego
50:00 <Fez> Aww fanx liinda. Sure u dont wanna save it for another night?
50:00 <Skirmish> Liinda: I loved that game on C64. 
50:00 <Liinda> Nawh Fezzles. I have more here
50:00 <Liinda> I still have it lol
50:00 <xm> did you learn anything from leisure suit larry Liinda ?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> xm, anyway ... Wicca itself ... scroll down the wiki entry on Witchcraft and it explains Wicca is basically a new fandangled wankorama version
50:00 <Liinda> hopefully the c64 works still
50:00 <Skirmish> They should make a modern day version of that game. 
51:00 <Liinda> lol xm... i preferred Henrys House
51:00 <Serenity> THEY CALL ME DOCTOR WORM
51:00 <Bastardly_One> they made a phone version I thought
51:00 <Liinda> lol
51:00 <Serenity> GOOD MORNING HOW ARE YOU IM DOCTOR WORM
51:00 <Liinda> Serebii
51:00 <Liinda> oops
51:00 <Liinda> fuckennnnnnnnnnnn
51:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
51:00 <Liinda> Serenity 
51:00 <Fez> Lol
51:00 <Liinda> Nowwwwwwww
51:00 <Serenity> heh
51:00 <xm> Liinda is just excited remembering Henry's House. getting flash backs and all. she cant contain herself and typing like a maniac
51:00 <CannibalClown> BOOBS
52:00 <Liinda> lol shh xm
52:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5ikiTLivA0
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: They Might Be Giants - Dr Worm (Oct 2, 2012) 3:08 - Category: Music - 41,117 views - 234 likes (96.3%), 9 dislikes (3.7%)
52:00 <Excessive> old dude, give it a go at dryin some bud in the oven or jus leave it out overnite?
52:00 <CannibalClown> yeh cool
52:00 <Skirmish> Where do you and your coven meet B1? 
52:00 <CannibalClown> cos we didnt know how to find it
52:00 <Bastardly_One> what Excessive?
52:00 <Liinda> put the oven on really low with the door slightly ajar.... 
52:00 <Excessive> I have some wet bud
52:00 <Liinda> thats how i do 'sundried' tomatoes
52:00 <Serenity> WHY DID YOU WEE ON IT
52:00 <Serenity> he he he
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, yeah do it on the heater under some paper
53:00 <Liinda> or get a har dryer
53:00 <Liinda> HAIR
53:00 <Liinda> har har
53:00 <Bastardly_One> will be obvious when each side dries on paper
53:00 <CannibalClown> he really is a knowitall
53:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I do anyway ... or if sizeable a paper bag
53:00 <Liinda> do what i do... just roll a joint in bible paper... the devil will dry it up
53:00 <Bastardly_One> he asked me clown boy so fuck up
53:00 <Excessive> was jus thinkin that doin it in the oven rather than naturally might evaporate most of the shit out of it
54:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
54:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, the oven is as retarded as the microwave
54:00 <CannibalClown> hahahahaha
54:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't want to cook it ... you want to take the moisture out
54:00 <CannibalClown> yes of course
54:00 <Liinda> heat lamp?
55:00 <Liinda> teflon sheet and then iron it?
55:00 <Serenity> put it in th dryer
55:00 <Liinda> toast it
55:00 <Skirmish> The oven on low enough would work as a dehydrator with the door slightly ajar to ensure it doesn’t get too hot. 
55:00 <CannibalClown> ^
55:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7SL8IwQcTs
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Let's Play Police Quest (Part 1: That's quite a hansome towel) (Sep 16, 2011) 19:25 - Category: Gaming - 9,118 views - 33 likes (97.1%), 1 dislikes (2.9%)
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that could be done but sounds like a lot of effort if you include keeping an eye on it 
55:00 <Liinda> or dry it on the window sill tomorrow
55:00 <Liinda> let it soak in some vit d
55:00 <CannibalClown> backpedal
56:00 <Serenity> IN RIDING IN CARS WITH BOYS THEY USE THE OVEN TO DRY WEED
56:00 <Serenity> wow.. caps
56:00 <Bastardly_One> thta's why I suggested the heater with some paper or absorbent paper
56:00 <Skirmish> OR … just stop smoking pot and not have this issue ever again.
56:00 <Liinda> ^
56:00 <CannibalClown> lol
56:00 <Excessive> don't have a heater
56:00 <Liinda> sit on it and fart?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I thnk Skirmish explained better than ... I'll whack it in the oven
56:00 <Excessive> or anyfin else, jus the oven
56:00 <Bastardly_One> well, the oven really is ya only go
56:00 <Excessive> with some paper u say?
56:00 <Liinda> make hash cake?
57:00 <Liinda> baking paper
57:00 <Bastardly_One> on a real low setting ... yeah ... 
57:00 <Fez> Just eat it
57:00 <Skirmish> I have never ever dried pot in my life but based on the principle of removing moisture from something you want heat to bring it to the point of evaporation but not enough heat to combust. That is your mission. 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but aborbent would be better if you had it ... logic suggests that
57:00 <Bastardly_One> basically what Skirmish said
57:00 <Liinda> ie. not to the point of no return
57:00 <Excessive> k, brb
58:00 <Liinda> ummm you dont want Excessive to burn his house down
58:00 <Skirmish> If you’re in another room getting high. The over was on too high. 
58:00 <Liinda> BOOM
58:00 <Liinda> Excessive
58:00 <Kynetic> if you want to decarb your pot properly
58:00 <Kynetic> you do it in the oven
58:00 <Kynetic> at about 120-150 degrees
58:00 <CannibalClown> :)
58:00 <Liinda> just dont smmoke while doing it cos u will burn the house down
58:00 <Kynetic> and you seal whatever you put it in
58:00 <Liinda> and prob thing its hilarious
59:00 <Liinda> think
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Kynetic has had experience it sounds
59:00 <Serenity> you're all making me want a bong
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I tend to try not to get wet pot
59:00 <Kynetic> i cook with weed sometimes :P
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, brb ... I want a couple
59:00 <CannibalClown> stoners
59:00 <Serenity> send me a cake immediately
59:00 <Kynetic> even good weed needs to be dried out properly before you cook with it
59:00 <CannibalClown> all of you
59:00 <Liinda> i dont smoke
59:00 <Skirmish> If you are trying to keep the fact you smoke/have pot a secret from other housemates, do not put it in the oven. I would imagine it would cause a strong aroma to fill your home.
59:00 <Liinda> i quit years ago
59:00 <Kynetic> the oven process also helps remove most of the chlorophyll
59:00 <Kynetic> which gives it that 'green' taste
59:00 <xm> it'd be a good aroma to have when trying to sell a home
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