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00:00 <Bastardly_One> 75 Shades of Beige
00:00 <Bastardly_One> in my case
00:00 <Bastardly_One> or is that biege?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, it's beige ... I think
00:00 <Loof> i wanna make a mobile world of warcarft where you can make ur own houses out of trees and rock like minecraft
00:00 <Loof> would that sell?
01:00 <b-queen> the fuck is biege
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, but you'd need a lot more than the power of a phone I'd think
01:00 <Bastardly_One> unless
01:00 <Saemon> thats his semen color
01:00 <Saemon> fucken gross as
01:00 <Bastardly_One> seen Bards Tale mobile?
01:00 <Loof> nah
01:00 <Loof> any good?
01:00 <Saemon> why is your semen anything but white??
01:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck yes!
01:00 <Bastardly_One> get it!
01:00 <Loof> 3d?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> they've made a port of the PC version but tabletop
02:00 <Bastardly_One> to be able to do everything
02:00 <Bastardly_One> the humour is awesome
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's almost worth it just for the beer song
02:00 <Loof> tabletop?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> go get it now
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah looking down 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> like onto a table top
02:00 <Saemon> stfu!
02:00 <Bastardly_One> they're called table top games
03:00 <Bastardly_One> like in the first GTA
03:00 <Skirmish> Loof: You had better hurry. Blizzard just released Hearthstone on the iPad and I can see them releasing other apps that link with their games into the future. 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a table top
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, they have too 
03:00 <Loof> is it multiplayer?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and did you hear MS have released Office shit on  Apple
03:00 <Saemon> wow wise guys is on
03:00 <Saemon> danny devito
03:00 <Saemon> :P
03:00 <Skirmish> Loof: Yes. 
03:00 <Intrepid> devito is a fat cunt
03:00 <Intrepid> and a dwarf
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I never thought I'd see that happen ... MS releasing stuff on Apple
04:00 <Saemon> seriously
04:00 <Skirmish> Office has been available on mac for many years. 
04:00 <Saemon> danny devito should make a movie with robert devito
04:00 <Loof> office has been out for apple for yonks i think man
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean the phones and tablets
04:00 <Saemon> it would be the due of the century
04:00 <Loof> oh wow
04:00 <Skirmish> Office 365 is cross compatible. 
04:00 <Saemon> robert diniro
04:00 <Saemon> lol
05:00 <Loof> :(
05:00 <Loof> give it to my wife
05:00 <Loof> i'm waiting on the note 4
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno if I like the MS Cloud yet
05:00 <Loof> i'm using onedrive
06:00 <Loof> and office subscription
06:00 <Bastardly_One> seems a bit intrusive having all my shit on SkyCloud and synched
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm using a cracked version of Office 2013 Pro
06:00 <Skirmish> Loof: Reading up on my blizzard released their game for iOS only and they say it’s far easier to code for iOS because the screen sizes are all set.  Android has so many different offerings with so many different screens sizes it makes it hard to get right. 
06:00 <Loof> i'm worried using pirated software for work
06:00 <Loof> school is ok
06:00 <Bastardly_One> "that's illegal you know" was the words of one of my teachers. My reply was, "and? Any software you'd like?"
07:00 <Skirmish> Register a business and buy legit copies and claim back at tax time.
07:00 <Intrepid> http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/04/18/15/33/us-city-flushes-reservoir-after-man-urinates-in-it
07:00 <Bastardly_One> school isn't ok these days at all 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> they can be sued for all sorts of shit these days copyright wise 
07:00 <Loof> how do you know microsoft dont embed the serial code into the word documents
08:00 <Loof> i know autodesk do it
08:00 <Loof> and adobe
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that's where I'm getting at with SkyCloud dude
08:00 <Loof> skycould?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and why I don't trust all my shit being linked ... until I totally understand it 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> by reading up on it 
08:00 <Loof> ah onedrive
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah all of MS is syched to your cloud now
08:00 <Loof> or skydrive
08:00 <Loof> could storage
08:00 <Loof> yeah
08:00 <Loof> i get yah now
09:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a SkyCloud with your SkyDrive
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ye
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and the way they've set up 8 and 8.1
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you just resign yourself and log into your MS account
09:00 <CannibalClown> lol
09:00 <Bastardly_One> as being a local administrator is too much of a hassle
09:00 <Loof> that's what i fucking hate about win 8
10:00 <Loof> long ass email login every time i boot up
10:00 <Skirmish> You can turn that off … 
10:00 <Loof> can you stop it doing that shit?
10:00 <Skirmish> Yes. 
10:00 <Skirmish> Google it. 
10:00 <Skirmish> Gives you step by step.
10:00 <Bastardly_One> to local administrator?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah man 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> it's in settings
10:00 <Loof> so it just logs in with ur email address automatically when you boot windows?
10:00 <Skirmish> Yes
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but it ends up a hassle in the end with all the shit it wants you to log into
11:00 <Skirmish> I run win 8.1 on my desktop at home and it logs in with no password required. 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, unless you change it back to local administator and remake that profile
11:00 <Loof> i'm thinking of getting an alienware
11:00 <Loof> $2000
11:00 <Bastardly_One> once it's raped you into saying yes! to getting into your mail and shit
11:00 <Skirmish> Overpriced shit. 
11:00 <CannibalClown> this has got to be the biggest clusterfuck of misinformation and guesswork ive ever seen
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I wanted a high end lappy
12:00 <Bastardly_One> but I did good on a low end for what it does
12:00 <Skirmish> http://www.p4laptops.com.au
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was going to say 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish has a site that I think makes alienware look overpriced
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and that was it
12:00 <Loof> Skirmish is a security guard
12:00 <Loof> nuff said
12:00 <Bastardly_One> but tbh I didn't have until the end of the year or the start of next year to get a high end laptop
13:00 <Bastardly_One> so I think I could of done a fuckload worse for $450 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm pretty IT retarded so I might not of 
13:00 <Loof> this cutting edge 3d texturing app i wanna buy needs a beast of a computer
13:00 <Skirmish> I love how Loof says that. “He’s a security guard”.  
14:00 <Skirmish> I haven’t worked as a security guard in over a year. 
14:00 <couleurs> me 2
14:00 <Loof> paints using polygons
14:00 <Loof> not like zbrush
14:00 <Loof> actual geometry
14:00 <Loof> so sick
15:00 <Intrepid> y not?
15:00 <CannibalClown> IT retarded -> gives advice on IT
15:00 <Loof> awesome retopology too
15:00 <CannibalClown> (y)
15:00 <Intrepid> were u fired?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> all I want is a crack of Adobe Master Suite and I'm happy
15:00 <Loof> just get subscription
15:00 <Loof> it's only $50 a month
15:00 <Bastardly_One> an opinion on the MS Cloud and it's syncing/linking everything is hardly IT advice idiot
16:00 <Bastardly_One> so, if you want to interject negatively, at least do it with some legitimacy 
17:00 <Skirmish> Intrepid: Was I fired? No. Wanted a change in scenery/pace. 
17:00 <Skirmish> Always looking for something bigger and better.
17:00 <Intrepid> why?
17:00 <Compton_Menace> HAY BE MY BEST FWEND 
17:00 <Skirmish> Because staying in a job for the sake of staying in a job if you’re not happy is just stupid. 
17:00 <Intrepid> did you have a new job to go to?
18:00 <Skirmish> I hit 10 years with the company I was with, evaluated options, decided it was time for more. 
18:00 <Intrepid> did you have a new job to go to?
18:00 <Loof> so let me get this straight; Intrepid doesn't like ppl who have jobs and don't live with their parents?
18:00 <Skirmish> I took 2 months off and then started a new job. 
18:00 <Intrepid> Loof are u drunk again?
18:00 <Intrepid> went ont centrelink?
18:00 <beehhh> was a sad story but hey
18:00 <Intrepid> -t
19:00 <beehhh> i'm not dead yet
19:00 <Loof> the supply of retards seems endless
19:00 <Skirmish> No centreline. I had long service leave to live off. 
19:00 <Skirmish> Centrelink. 
19:00 <Compton_Menace> HEY beehhh we were waiting on u 
19:00 <Loof> reminds me of that monty python song
19:00 <Intrepid> very good.
19:00 <Loof> hereeeeeeeeeeee comes another oneeeeeeeeeeeee
19:00 <beehhh> not much to claim from now
20:00 <beehhh> bily n ruby
20:00 <Bastardly_One> $50 a month for Adobe Master Suite? *scrolls up*
20:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd rather find a crack of 5 than get 6 ... can't even seem to find one of them
20:00 <Intrepid> u dont have $50
20:00 <beehhh> she swallowed my loa
21:00 <Skirmish> Time to take a walk … I think my bottom has gone to sleep. 
21:00 <Compton_Menace> whos got crack???
21:00 <Loof> 6 isn't the lates
21:00 <Loof> latest
21:00 <Loof> CC is
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't want cloud rubbish
21:00 <beehhh> my mother is in australia for a month that gives me strength
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I want CS ... the suite
22:00 <Loof> CC is a suite
22:00 <Loof> the latest one
22:00 <Loof> cs6 was before it
22:00 <beehhh> i had oppourtunities in the past might have in the future aswell
22:00 <Bastardly_One> what's the CC stand for? Creative ... Cloud
22:00 <Loof> yep
23:00 <beehhh> threats are obviously women
23:00 <beehhh> weakness is as above
23:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, I can't find one of that either 
23:00 <Loof> neither could i
23:00 <Loof> so i got subscription
23:00 <beehhh> write up an executive summary
24:00 <Loof> always the latest shit
24:00 <Loof> too many updates if anything
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I just want the whole lot rather than Dreamweaver and PhotoShop as individual programs ... if you get what I mean
24:00 <beehhh> every woman wanna rich by using men
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I think you can go two versions down on Adobe stuff ... like say you had 5 ... you could wait a few updates/upgrades before doing so
25:00 <b-queen> dreaaaaaaaaaaam weaver
25:00 <Loof> cc isn't just dreamweaver and photoshop
25:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO anyway
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know ... I said I want the whole lot
25:00 <b-queen> I believe you can get me through the night
25:00 <CannibalClown> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> rather than just those two
25:00 <Loof> cc is the whole lot
25:00 <Loof> cs6 is dead
25:00 <beehhh> having it is one thing and mastering it is another
25:00 <Loof> adobe killed it
26:00 <Loof> somebody buy me a cintiq (will suck cock)
27:00 <beehhh> i was sucking norell's small cock but she blew me too fast and swallowed my babies
28:00 <Loof> sometimes when i think about me
28:00 <Loof> i touch myself
28:00 <Loof> - pieter
29:00 <Bastardly_One> someone should invent instant cook food
30:00 <Bastardly_One> like, this fish needs to hurry the fuck up
30:00 <Loof> they did
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm starving
30:00 <Loof> mcdonalds
30:00 <Loof> oh you said food
30:00 <Loof> :P
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean click your fingers instant
30:00 <Loof> invent it
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and with what I eat
30:00 <b-queen> thats jus lazy 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Mc Donalds is probably healthier
31:00 <b-queen> do you want something to automatically wipe your ass too
31:00 <Bastardly_One> no, it's not being lazy in this case ... it's being damn hungry
31:00 <Loof> yes i want an automatic ass wiper
31:00 <Loof> fuck the hard life
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a turkish style toilet
31:00 <Loof> i want a machine to fuck my wife for me too
31:00 <Bastardly_One> what the hell are they called again?
32:00 <Loof> wives with mops?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> hah!
32:00 <Skirmish> If I ever win lotto I will use some of my money to track down some of you and show up during the night and take a shit near your front door. 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that wasn't bad 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Skirmish
32:00 <b-queen> well that's a bit rough
32:00 <Skirmish> It’s what you deserve. 
33:00 <b-queen> there's so much more you can spend the $$ on
33:00 <Skirmish> If Jay and Silent Bob can track people off the internet down … it cannot be too hard.
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, it's a waste of money but the enjoyment would be worth it 
33:00 <b-queen> I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I love those Clerks and Jay and Silent Bob movies
34:00 <b-queen> I think I would get more enjoyment holidaying a round the world than I would from traking down IRC dorks
34:00 <Skirmish> I would visit the nicer people of irc whilst I was in their area making my deliveries.  It would make the trip worthwhile. 
34:00 <b-queen> how sweet of you
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if I'll grow up in my 50s and/or 60 ... I'm not exactly grown up in my taste in things yet
34:00 <Skirmish> Why would I want to holiday around the world? 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ while making your deliveries
35:00 <Serenity> [10:34pm] <Bastardly_One> I love those Clerks and Jay and Silent Bob movies
35:00 <beehhh> too many bangladeshies are comming into melbourne
35:00 <beehhh> faces i never known before
35:00 <Serenity> theyre part of the view askew movies.
35:00 <b-queen> I dunno, why would you wanna poop on people's doorsteps
35:00 <Bastardly_One> what? ... Oh
35:00 <[Maverick]> lololol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I wasn't putting them together
35:00 <[Maverick]> 8~tumbleweeds~
35:00 <Bastardly_One> it did appear that way though ... My bad 
35:00 <Serenity> hngg
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I wouldn't of seen I did that 
36:00 <Serenity> they are together.. theres an entire series of movies. its called the askewniverse. and its by view askew..
37:00 <Skirmish> I used to have Mall Rats on dvd.  One of my ex’s must have kept it. 
37:00 <Skirmish> FLY FAT ASS FLY! 
37:00 <Loof> might have a vape
37:00 <Bastardly_One> *flicks back to this window*
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yes Serenity *nods*
37:00 <beehhh> i need to speak to sieger
38:00 <Serenity> mall rats clerks clerks 2 chasing amy dogma jay and silent bob stroke back and clerks 3
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm actually "working" for once ... concentrating is putting me to sleep
38:00 <Bastardly_One> if you had to pick a favourite what would it be?
38:00 <CannibalClown> good
38:00 <CannibalClown> leave
38:00 <Bastardly_One> if forced ... because they're all favourites
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd have to say Mall Rats or Clerks
39:00 <Serenity> clerks 2
39:00 <[Maverick]> oh.. Bastardly_One is still talking shit 
39:00 <Serenity> get back to cam [Maverick]
40:00 <[Maverick]> I dont think Maurice would like that 
40:00 <couleurs> yeah clerks and mall rats were great, the rest were shit
40:00 <Bastardly_One> take that back couleurs
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but those two are my favourite of them
40:00 <Skirmish> Jay and Silent Bob strike back should be in that list. 
40:00 <Skirmish> I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> scroll back up ... you're doing a me and not reading properly
41:00 <Serenity> i put it in the list.
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I said if you were forced to pick one 
42:00 <Serenity> clerks 2 mallrats clerks jay and silent bob strike back chasing amy
42:00 <Skirmish> lol exchanging ams with the mrs whilst she is at work tonight. She’s looking at banks that are options for us to move to and how they rate with canstar and online reviewers like mozo and I am looking at what colours their keycards come in and how cool they look. 
42:00 <Skirmish> Priorities. 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> so, you're going to Virgin if you had your way?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> they seem pretty colourful 
43:00 <beehhh> stuff the tablet might get another HP i7 laptop 15'6
43:00 <Skirmish> ME Bank has a pink breast cancer card which donates 1c per transaction to Breast Cancer Research.  I am pretty sure she will be getting that. 
43:00 <Loof> get an alienware
43:00 <[Maverick]> virgins aren't that colourful.. .untill you fist them in the bumhole 
44:00 <beehhh> too dear
44:00 <couleurs> :)
44:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a cool idea Skirmish
44:00 <Serenity> jesus Skirmish
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Skirmish
44:00 <Loof> Skumish
44:00 <Bastardly_One> that's harsh but you nearly succeeded in killing me 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I choked on a drink laughing
44:00 <Skirmish> Loof. Alienware are overpriced and not worth the money. Look at the P4LAPTOPS website and put similar components into a laptop. Bet it’s cheaper for the same grunt. 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> link him again
45:00 <Serenity> alienware are so purdy
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and Loof check it out 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> they're way better
45:00 <Skirmish> Mind you, since you don’t have a job I don’t consider you to have a grounded base for the value of money. 
45:00 <[Maverick]> yeah they are 
45:00 <Loof> check what out?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I want an alienware too ... but not since I saw that site ... I'd rather boring
46:00 <Bastardly_One> at the comparisons
46:00 <Skirmish> http://www.p4laptops.com.au
46:00 <Loof> what site?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> if Skirmish links it again as you ignored it earlier you'll find out
46:00 <Bastardly_One> that one
46:00 <Loof> i have him on ignore
46:00 <Loof> link it for me
46:00 <Bastardly_One>  http://www.p4laptops.com.au
46:00 <Shadowgate> its a fucken absolute disgrace tha tin the name of religion alchahol shops are closed fuck you it causes many grief to people
46:00 <Shadowgate> fucken dogs
46:00 <Skirmish> He got upset when I was mocking him for getting a plasma tv. 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
47:00 <Skirmish> 10 years ago called … said it had some tv’s left over. 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you mock me every second day  ... that's just weak
47:00 <beehhh> http://www8.hp.com/my/en/products/laptops/product-detail.html?oid=6737655
47:00 <Shadowgate> easter can fuck off
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, stop being a girl and take Skirmish off ignore 
47:00 <beehhh> click on spec
47:00 <Bastardly_One> he won't mock your shitty telly choice again 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> he promises 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish ;)
47:00 <Skirmish> I make no such promises. 
47:00 <Loof> it wasn't a shitty telly choice
47:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhh
47:00 <Bastardly_One> see? 
48:00 <Maurice> (22:39:40) (Serenity): get back to cam [Maverick]
48:00 <Maurice> (22:40:00) ([Maverick]): I dont think Maurice would like that
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I'll stop before I start
48:00 <beehhh> super tough and super slim with powerful i7 8gb ram and NVDIA 2gb fastest
48:00 <Maurice> He wouldn't, he's busy with his brown man
48:00 <Loof> plasma have awesome screen refresh, low input lag and awesome blakcs
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I said I'm stopping before I start Loof
48:00 <Skirmish> and GREAT burned in images. 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> was too tempting and easy
49:00 <Skirmish> and GREAT heat radiation. 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> this I agree with ... I've done it with a Wii
49:00 <Bastardly_One> [00:48] <Skirmish> and GREAT burned in images. 
49:00 <beehhh> lenovos are shit HP's are the best
49:00 <Loof> Plasma screens are  becoming more rare, but for the best picture they're the best choice 
49:00 <beehhh> my ideapad is cool though i5 4th gen
49:00 <Serenity> plasma is pretty dead technology for tvs
49:00 <Maurice> We have a plasma
49:00 <Maurice> In the shed
50:00 <beehhh> next wud be i7
50:00 <Serenity> we've got two in the bedrooms but our 55 is lcd
50:00 <[Maverick]> its all about the lcd 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> there's your consensus Loof
50:00 <Maurice> Yeah our 50 and 55 are lcd
50:00 <beehhh> i miss those analouge teles
50:00 <Maurice> You know what I miss beehhh?
50:00 <Serenity> id hate to see how hot it would get in here with a plasma
50:00 <Maurice> Chicks that don't have dicks
50:00 <Skirmish> You’re going to make Loof put you all on ignore if you suggest that Plasma is not the best. 
50:00 <Maurice> What a rare sighting they are these days
50:00 <Bastardly_One> but I didn't really want to start off a stir ... Loof is too easily riled
51:00 <beehhh> dicks are cool
51:00 <Loof> http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2387377,00.asp
51:00 <Maurice> Yeah, on men they are
51:00 <beehhh> something to suck on
51:00 <Loof> try reading
51:00 <Bastardly_One> PC Mag
51:00 <Loof> a high-end plasma will offer the best picture you can get, but otherwise LED is your best option
51:00 <Bastardly_One> man those guys are payed shitloads by companies if you read their mag properly
51:00 <beehhh> trannies are cool please dont be a hater
51:00 <Bastardly_One> they are the biggest con that magazine
51:00 <Bastardly_One> try a legit source of info please
51:00 <Loof> serenity do you know what input lag is?
51:00 <beehhh> i know you like NRL type gigoolo but not all are like that
52:00 <Maurice> GIGOOLO
52:00 <Serenity> of course i know what it is and youre not going to convince me that plasma is good
52:00 <Serenity> its not
52:00 <Loof> what is it then?
52:00 <Maurice> G.O.G.G.O
52:00 <Maurice> His pension suggests it is
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I miss that guy/advert
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the goggo mobile guy
52:00 <Bastardly_One> he played a really mean guard on Prisoner once
52:00 <beehhh> Maurice must had one too many of easter chocolates tonight
52:00 <xm> beehhh just needs dicks like rock climbers need climbing holds as they hold, he's hoping when he reaches the top he'll have enough experience to finally get a real woman 
53:00 <Maurice> I've had zero..
53:00 <Maurice> Now what?
53:00 <Loof> read this: http://www.cnet.com/news/led-lcd-vs-plasma-vs-lcd/
53:00 <beehhh> i blew in my ts gf
53:00 <beehhh> empty too
53:00 <Maurice> No you didn't
53:00 <Serenity> im not arguing with you about this loof for 2 reasons.1 ive drunk too much and 2 im not going to speak to you while you're speaking down to me
53:00 <Skirmish> Loof: Input lag is the time between your penis entering a HDMI slot and the electric shot to be delivered.
53:00 <Maurice> 3. You're full of shite
53:00 <beehhh> she ate it i swaer
53:00 <[Maverick]> you would of just been rolled into the nursing home when Prisoner started eh Bastardly_One?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> cnet is like pcmag IMO ... *shrugs*
53:00 <BlackDevil> USGS: 7.5-magnitude earthquake strikes in southern #Mexico
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Mav, yeah ... when I went in Happy Days was on prime time 
54:00 <Loof> you guys act like i didn't research like ALL NIGHT before i bought a tv
54:00 <Loof> http://www.cnet.com/news/led-lcd-vs-plasma-vs-lcd/
54:00 <beehhh> her chippa was in my mouth sametime
54:00 <Bastardly_One> like first runs of Happy Days
54:00 <Serenity> i want articles from NON-sponcered links
54:00 <Maurice> What a waste of a night
54:00 <CannibalClown> hes not listening
54:00 <Serenity> sponsored/
54:00 <beehhh> we had chicken curry before
54:00 <Serenity> whateverr
54:00 <Maurice> Theres a surprise
54:00 <[Maverick]> sponsored.
54:00 <Maurice> Him not listening..
54:00 <Bastardly_One> thank you Serenity ... exactly what I was trying to say 
54:00 <Loof> Light output (brightness)
54:00 <Loof> Winner: LED LCD
54:00 <Loof> Loser: Plasma
54:00 <Loof> Runner-Up: CCFL LCD
54:00 <beehhh> with seatemd rice
54:00 <CannibalClown> SHUT UP
54:00 <Bastardly_One> pcmag is one big ad ... so is cnet
54:00 <beehhh> so tired better call it a nite
54:00 <Loof> Black level
54:00 <Loof> Winner: Plasma
55:00 <Loof> Loser: CCFL LCD
55:00 <Loof> Runner-up: LED LCD
55:00 <Serenity> i dont actually care what your tv is loof
55:00 <Loof> Contrast ratio
55:00 <Loof> Winner: Plasma
55:00 <Maurice> Loser: Loof
55:00 <[Maverick]>  LOOF
55:00 <Serenity> i dont even know why i entered this convo
55:00 <Loof> Resolution
55:00 <Loof> Winner: LED LCD
55:00 <Loof> Loser: Plasma 
55:00 <Loof> Runner-up: LCD
55:00 <[Maverick]> it is dead technology. 
55:00 <Loof> Motion blur
55:00 <Loof> Loser: LED LCD and LCD
55:00 <beehhh> now i understand a bit of pleasure in lesbian sex
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm sorry I stirred the pot ... really 
55:00 <CannibalClown> can we just kick him
55:00 <Loof> Viewing angle
55:00 <Loof> Loser: CCFL LCD/LED LCD
55:00 <Loof> Runner-up: IPS LCD (see text)
55:00 <[Maverick]> JESUS BEEEH 
55:00 <[Maverick]> FUCK UP 
55:00 <Maurice> Loof, stop flooding please
55:00 <Maurice> Or be removed
56:00 <Maurice> Nobody cares about your 20 inch
56:00 <[Maverick]> and Bastardly_One you stirred him on purpose you cubt 
56:00 <[Maverick]> cunt* 
56:00 <Skirmish> All major brands will be exiting the plasma market in 2015. 
56:00 <beehhh> when i licked her nipples she shivered and grabbed my head
56:00 <Skirmish> Grats … you bought one of the last plasma tvs out there.
56:00 <Loof> plasma is like betamax. ppl are stupid so vhs (the inferior technology) won
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, but, I didn't expect a tirade of this proportion Mav ... hence the sorry I started it comment ... I should of known way better
56:00 <CannibalClown> shut up
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, have a vape
57:00 <Bastardly_One> please
57:00 <Serenity> its my fault for talking about it
57:00 <Serenity> he thinks i want to fight about whatever tv he bought
57:00 <Serenity> and i couldnt care less what tv he bought
57:00 <beehhh> hp i7 8GB ram 1TB harddick and 15'6" with fullsized keyboard
57:00 <beehhh> pavillion
57:00 <beehhh> Hardick
58:00 <Maurice> And where are VHS and Beta now?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> in my shed
58:00 <Serenity> yeah man in 30 years we'll be watching tv on the back of our eyelids
58:00 <Bastardly_One> in 30 you reckon?
58:00 <beehhh> mankind wont survive that long enough
59:00 <CannibalClown> ethics blockade
59:00 <Bastardly_One> the way it's going you'll see that in a few years 
59:00 <beehhh> brb avocado caps
59:00 <Bastardly_One> what's that Philip K Dick novel about that?
59:00 <CannibalClown> here we go
59:00 <Bastardly_One> where they're plugged into  reality?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, it was a good book is all I was gonna say
00:00 <Bastardly_One> just scary if it turned out like that 
00:00 <Excessive> I'mnah water mah plants
00:00 <Loof> It's important to understand that the only reason LCDs have higher refresh rates is to combat motion blur. Since plasmas don't have an issue with motion blur (not nearly to the same extent, anyway), they don't need higher refresh rates.
00:00 <beehhh> we are protecting eachother like two angels from above
00:00 <Bastardly_One> not being able distinguish
00:00 <beehhh> if any of these make sense to you
00:00 <CannibalClown> is he still going
00:00 <b-queen> shut the fuck up
00:00 <Serenity> my punch grapes are soggy
00:00 <Excessive> Loof is one step above beehhh tonite
01:00 <Excessive> but bbs
01:00 <CannibalClown> thats what happens when you punch them
01:00 <BlackDevil> i havnt shaved my balls for a week
01:00 <b-queen> you should get onto that
01:00 <beehhh> yummy BlackDevil, norell never shaves
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, have you been drinking that since you made it this afternoon? If so you're being pretty tolerant
01:00 <stevenn> lol
01:00 <beehhh> i like the smell of pubes
01:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd be spoiling my buzz by now 
01:00 <beehhh> on penis
01:00 <Serenity> yeah pretty uch
01:00 <Serenity> uch
01:00 <Bastardly_One> LOOF GO HAVE A VAPE FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
01:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.avclub.com/article/nickelodeons-rocko-taught-kids-modern-life-aint-ea-203456
01:00 <Serenity> much
02:00 <Serenity> fkn key
02:00 <Loof> shutup b1
02:00 <Loof> i'm fine
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what we want you to do 
02:00 <beehhh> norell and I looking for another tranny for more fun together
02:00 <CannibalClown> we'd like you to leave tbh
02:00 <BlackDevil> no Loof
02:00 <BlackDevil> go marry simba
02:00 <Serenity> where IS simba
02:00 <Bastardly_One> no, you'd like that ... he just needs to shut up about that subject
03:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmm doing a wog Easter maybe?
03:00 <BlackDevil> in Loof's bed
03:00 <[Maverick]> what's this we business? 
03:00 <beehhh> 2omorrw i buy lamb shank and beef rumps for us she will cook nicely
03:00 <Loof> why do i come to this fucking place
04:00 <CannibalClown> YAY
04:00 <Skirmish> Samba was abducted and flown to a secret US military base in the Indian Ocean. He’s locked up with the passengers off the malaysian airlines flight. 
04:00 <b-queen> well that was dramatic
04:00 <Skirmish> Simba*
04:00 <beehhh> with my aunt's money for my allowance
04:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs ... I should of known that would go that way rather quickly
04:00 <beehhh> any ts are welcome
04:00 <Serenity> i imagine he just stormed out slammed the front door screaming like a 15 year old girl
04:00 <CannibalClown> yup
04:00 <beehhh> crossdresser, gay, cd's, herma all good
05:00 <couleurs> lol @ Loof... he just got angry because people mocked his television choice in an online chat room... holy fucking shit
05:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty much ... he does that anytime anyone pulls him up ... I wonder how he deal with real life tbh
05:00 <BlackDevil> Serenity http://i.imgur.com/lak918s.jpg
05:00 <Bastardly_One> as every single day of your life someone is gonna pull you up on something ... that's the way it goes
06:00 <b-queen> thanks dad
06:00 <Serenity> LOL BLACKDEVIL
06:00 <beehhh> his missus given him all the stress he needed
06:00 <couleurs> wonder why he hasn't killed himself yet... i guess masturbation still relives some stress
08:00 <beehhh> i have a ts gf now
08:00 <Maurice> Oh ffs
09:00 <b-queen> ohhhb but I really wanted to hear more about his ts gf 
09:00 <Skirmish> Private message him. 
09:00 <b-queen> wots ts
10:00 <Maurice> Totally sexy
10:00 <Skirmish> Beehhh just told me to meet him in brissie and “come at him”.  Not sure if he means actually come at him or ejaculate on him.
11:00 <b-queen> well then `suzie
11:00 <`suzie> :)
11:00 <b-queen> stinky bitch don't smile @ me
11:00 <`suzie> hee hee
12:00 <b-queen> I googled TS and it does not mean "totally sexy", AS I SUSPECTED
12:00 <Maurice> I'd blow on him
12:00 <Maurice> Wow, you're a regular Sherlock, b-queen
12:00 <b-queen> and you betrayed me
12:00 <b-queen> but my intelligence pulled through
13:00 <BlackDevil> https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8147963904/hD25EF34A/
13:00 <Maurice> I find that hard to believ
13:00 <Maurice> e
13:00 <b-queen> are you like 60 now
15:00 <BlackDevil> 13 BlackDevil
15:00 <BlackDevil> b-queen
33:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=834029833277795&set=vb.230623226951795&type=2&theater
35:00 <BlackDevil> ok im going to get naked
35:00 <BlackDevil> and the webcam is on
35:00 <BlackDevil> watch
37:00 <Excessive> lol .......... https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152414223899739&set=vb.535774738&type=2&theater
43:00 <Shadowgate> yous are typind at 2am
43:00 <Shadowgate> lol
43:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
43:00 <Shadowgate> yous typed into an irc room at 2am
44:00 <xm> hey buddy
44:00 <xm> how's your Easter going?
44:00 <Shadowgate> xm bottle shops were closed today thats not on mate
44:00 <xm> everyone must invite you to their parties, with your positive outlook on life
44:00 <xm> that aint right
44:00 <xm> you can always ram raid
50:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=493102384148483&set=vb.100003461772982&type=2&theater
51:00 <BlackDevil> is it 2am?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> nearly
57:00 <BlackDevil> that means time to fap
04:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1406795162926620&set=vb.100007884485223&type=2&theater
08:00 <Bonny> fap fap fap along
09:00 <xm> Lambbbb chops fap along
09:00 <Bonny> yummo
11:00 <Excessive> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1558513_535017623273226_6041095958677641721_n.jpg
11:00 <BlackDevil> i cant
12:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO4y3nkJXDA
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Da Hool - meet her at the Loveparade - Official Video (HQ) (Nov 17, 2009) 3:38 - Category: Entertainment - 3,865,258 views - 16,109 likes (98.6%), 236 dislikes (1.4%)
15:00 <Saemon> wats goin down nigz
15:00 <Saemon> uh oh
15:00 <Saemon> cock craver in da house
16:00 <agus> hello alll
16:00 <xm> you live alone Saemon 
16:00 <xm> so what are you trying to say???????
18:00 <Saemon> that agus is the cock craver
18:00 <Saemon> but aw he left
19:00 <Saemon> xm u watch WWE?
21:00 <Excessive> lol ........ https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=2473368749782&set=vb.1119302287&type=2&theater
21:00 <xm> nope
22:00 <xm> i prefer other forms of fiction like The Simpsons
35:00 <Excessive> http://www.abc.net.au/archives/80days/stories/2011/10/27/3414457.htm
45:00 <Excessive> check out mah chilly plant ol dude .......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/1723087_10201266591461447_1273706617183337468_n.jpg
46:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet
02:00 <Excessive> I'mnah do an all niter
04:00 <Skirmish> me too!
05:00 <Excessive> I need to go to the chemist n get some mo seroquell ......... I have 2 left
06:00 <Skirmish> Well, that was yum. 
07:00 <Skirmish> Baked beans on toast for afternoon tea. 
08:00 <Excessive> I jus had a tin of JW chilly tuna
10:00 <Skirmish> I’ve got a crackers/tuna thing the mrs bought from ALDI in the lunch bag but I think I am all done for tonights shift. 
10:00 <Skirmish> I believe it is chilli too.
11:00 <Skirmish> I love the mild indian curry JW tuna tempters. 
13:00 <Excessive> ye, the lemon n cracked pepper is gd 2
16:00 <Skirmish> We need to part company on that one. I dislike that one.
18:00 <Bastardly_One> one more spreadsheet and I'm calling it quits for the night
19:00 <Bastardly_One> just thought I'd share that 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> well, calling it quits on what I'm doing
24:00 <Excessive> who remembers this? ...... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Salt-N-Pepa - Push It (Oct 6, 2009) 4:27 - Category: Music - 16,287,834 views - 60,948 likes (97.4%), 1,611 dislikes (2.6%)
40:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2CIiES_xxk
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guru Josh - Infinity (Official) (Feb 9, 2013) 0 - Category: Music - 133,072 views - 609 likes (98.2%), 11 dislikes (1.8%)
44:00 <Skirmish> The 2008 revamp of that is good.
44:00 <Skirmish> Listening to that makes me want to listen to Paul Vn Dyk.
44:00 <Skirmish> Van*
46:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I64KxnINy8
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Paul van Dyk - We Are Alive (Sep 29, 2009) 3:51 - Category: Entertainment - 1,150,209 views - 4,957 likes (98.9%), 55 dislikes (1.1%)
46:00 <Excessive> u mean this 1 ....... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68dCiadUiBg
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guru Josh - Project Infinity 2008 (ORIGINAL HD) (Dec 3, 2011) 3:14 - Category: Music - 908,294 views - 3,531 likes (97.1%), 107 dislikes (2.9%)
47:00 <Excessive> r u gonnah have a DJ at ur weddin Skirmish?
48:00 <Skirmish> Nope.
48:00 <Skirmish> We’re going jukebox that we can pre-program.
48:00 <Skirmish> That’s going to end up a motley mess of music because I like a huge variety and the mrs likes country and western. 
48:00 <Skirmish> Should be interesting.
49:00 <Excessive> ah rite
49:00 <Skirmish> We’re not big on dancing so no point spending too much. 
49:00 <Excessive> do u like house?
50:00 <Excessive> like this ......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydfJUlXeMV8
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GTO -- Elevation (GTO Sonic Beat Remix) (Jun 21, 2011) 6:26 - Category: Music - 3,311 views - 34 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
51:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj-9h4yC74s
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Instant moments - R.O.O.S (May 2, 2008) 3:41 - Category: People and Blogs - 96,391 views - 214 likes (96.8%), 7 dislikes (3.2%)
51:00 <Skirmish> Loved that in the late 90's
51:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2Xz8ByceWk
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alex S. - Ultimate Sweetie Belle (Aug 28, 2012) 5:21 - Category: Music - 1,017,896 views - 14,898 likes (98.3%), 257 dislikes (1.7%)
52:00 <Skirmish> Got that in the car at the moment.
53:00 <Skirmish> Coffee is gone, going for a walk. bbs
55:00 <Excessive> wat abt this? ........ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPFAYIr8z2I
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: U.S.U.R.A. - Open Your Mind [Official Video] (Apr 12, 2010) 3:42 - Category: Music - 461,005 views - 1,757 likes (98.1%), 34 dislikes (1.9%)
04:00 <Excessive> now who was it that asked abt easter again? ......... https://www.facebook.com/HeartCenteredRebalancing/photos/a.217885331558613.65072.217354048278408/625168067497002/?type=1&theater
07:00 <Skirmish> I remember the first time I ever heard that song Excessive. It was upstairs at the Castle Nightclub here in Newcastle pissed off my head watching the TV’s on the walls around the dance floor. 
09:00 <Excessive> usura?
10:00 <Skirmish> Yeah
10:00 <Excessive> ye there a gd rmx done by club 22 but yt doesn't have it
10:00 <Skirmish> I am paying the price for stealing so many black jelly beans off my son.
13:00 <Excessive> heh
15:00 <Excessive> this is the 1 I'm talkin abt .......... http://www.discogs.com/Club-22-Open-Your-Mind/release/233325
16:00 <Excessive> I should get it
17:00 <Skirmish> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcX8Z4LYOOE
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: disco tits, and u smell (Nov 26, 2010) 7:09 - Category: Music - 2,072 views - 18 likes (90%), 2 dislikes (10%)
18:00 <Skirmish> I might pull out my artful dodger cd’s when I get home.
19:00 <Excessive> I paid 50 bux fo a copy of this .......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZfSP7e6gkU
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Real Life- Send Me An Angel (Extended Dance Mix) (Feb 17, 2010) 6:18 - Category: Music - 103,615 views - 524 likes (99.6%), 2 dislikes (0.4%)
19:00 <Excessive> they're from Melbourne BTW
20:00 <Skirmish> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz4db6UR9oI
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Artful Dodger - Twentyfourseven (Jun 6, 2006) 0 - Category: Music - 473,143 views - 930 likes (97.7%), 22 dislikes (2.3%)
23:00 <Excessive> remember these 2? .......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO728Z63SUc
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Yazoo - Goodbye 70's (Aug 20, 2011) 2:38 - Category: Music - 18,386 views - 70 likes (98.6%), 1 dislikes (1.4%)
23:00 <Excessive> I got that very record at vinnies fo 1 dollah in mint condition
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmmmm
25:00 <Excessive> hmmmmm wat else
27:00 <Excessive> ah .......... I got this at the record exchange .......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYJ7weF2d4k
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Midnight Oil - Blue Sky Mine (Food On The Table Mix) 1990 (Nov 30, 2011) 6:34 - Category: People and Blogs - 1,662 views - 9 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
32:00 <Excessive> another 1 dollah vinnies spesch ......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/579610_4248689230100_859629607_n.jpg
38:00 <Skirmish> Listening to podcast now. 
39:00 <Excessive> eheh ........ old pic of me at my previous place ...... https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1.0-9/380155_2229564713249_1694557620_n.jpg
41:00 <Skirmish> Listening to a podcast talking about how leading up to WW1 how things could have been different with Otto Von Bismack in a role of Diplomat. 
42:00 <Excessive> ummmmm .......... the assasination of Franz Ferdinand (heir to the Austro-Hungarian throne) and his wife in the Balkans
44:00 <Skirmish> Yeah that was the catalyst … but this talks more about the unification of germany 40 years before the war and how Bismarck was a genius with his treaties and deals when he was running the show. 
44:00 <Skirmish> Basically, it’s proposed that if he was still running his show in 1914 there wouldn’t have been a world war. 
46:00 <Skirmish> Did you know that the unification of germany into a country was announced at the end of the Franco - Prussian war in 1871 …… in the Palace of Versailles. 
46:00 <Skirmish> Talk about rubbing your nose in it.
47:00 <Excessive> my older cousin on my mum's side ....... his family on his father's side were German
47:00 <Excessive> he's Bastardly_One's age ....... 6 yrs older than me
51:00 <Excessive> he's a grandfather now lol
51:00 <Excessive> had his first kid at like 19 or somethin
51:00 <Skirmish> It’s often said that Britain joining WW1 was because of it’s Treaty with France … when in reality there was no treaty … there was an “agreement” that had enough wiggle room that many british wanted to stay out of it all. Their military had been sitting around bored for 100 years since Napoleon though so they wanted to go to war. 
53:00 <Excessive> I remember the big hoohaa abt it when the chick came back sayin that she was preggers ......... his whole family on his father's side were real upset cause she was Romanian ......... and back there they didn't like it if u had relations with the Romanians if u were German or Hungarian ....... Orthodox V's Catholic
53:00 <Skirmish> Filthy gypsies!
58:00 <Excessive> have u seen this? .......... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palace_of_the_Parliament
58:00 <Excessive> my ol man was summonsed to go and do work on it b4 we left there
00:00 <Skirmish> That’s a large building.
01:00 <Excessive> it was to be Ceausescu's home
03:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUunbZDdJsc
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tour of Ceauşescu's Palace in Bucharest, Romania (Aug 25, 2008) 9:59 - Category: Travel and Events - 105,385 views - 100 likes (94.3%), 6 dislikes (5.7%)
13:00 <Excessive> made from all Romanian materials
14:00 <Excessive> those big carpets .......... they moved in the machinery to weave them on site cause of their size
14:00 <Skirmish> 1 more sleep until zombie jesus day.
15:00 <Excessive> don't hang around the cross this easter :P
30:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL6CacimOUU
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TOASTR lifting both wheels off the ground in his supernats 2009 burnout (Nov 8, 2009) 1:22 - Category: Autos and Vehicles - 647,881 views - 1,428 likes (96.7%), 48 dislikes (3.3%)
35:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x45BtoJpoks&list=RDjkHqhzlyfaE
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nomad - Devotion - (1991) (Mar 30, 2008) 4:08 - Category: Music - 2,068,078 views - 7,619 likes (98.6%), 111 dislikes (1.4%)
57:00 <Excessive> ah heaps c00l ......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3EVzixU4OU
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Megamix 90's (Jun 4, 2011) 56:28 - Category: Music - 34,982,540 views - 87,430 likes (97.6%), 2,139 dislikes (2.4%)
57:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sdx0FvIl-FE
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: En-Rage - run to you (12'' Mix) [1992] (Mar 11, 2013) 5:44 - Category: Music - 716 views - 7 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
03:00 <Excessive> and the original ....... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCBASt507WA
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bryan Adams - Run To You (Jun 16, 2009) 3:45 - Category: Music - 6,548,879 views - 20,981 likes (98.4%), 335 dislikes (1.6%)
11:00 <SlutCum> GAY
11:00 <SlutCum> brian adams has aids
31:00 <Rak> what a great day to do sweet fa :D
34:00 <SlutCum> np: Mount Kimbie - Blood And Form "Cold Spring Fault Less Youth"
41:00 <SlutCum> np: Delphic - Memeo "Collections"
43:00 <simba> ishan sound
44:00 <Excessive> simba
44:00 <Excessive> did u scroll?
44:00 <simba> oh yea i saw that 
44:00 <simba> ill watch it tonihgt
45:00 <Saemon> ffs Excessive youve been obessed with simba watchin that vid since yesterday
45:00 <Saemon> have u even had any sleep?
45:00 <simba> shut up Saemon you faggot
45:00 <simba> go to sleep yourself
45:00 <Excessive> nah haven't slept yet
45:00 <Saemon> lol simba
45:00 <Excessive> cause I wanted to do some shoppin
45:00 <Excessive> which I did jus then
45:00 <Excessive> before woolies shuts @ 6
46:00 <Saemon> GTS myself? cm punk has to lift his opponents up first
46:00 <simba> Saemon is just jealous and lashing out because nobody talks to himself
46:00 <simba> lol @ himself
46:00 <Saemon> nobody talks to themselves?
46:00 <Saemon> early morning wake up call for ya
47:00 <simba> anyway be back when this loner fucks off
47:00 <Excessive> well I'mah sink a longneck of woodie n cola, then pill out and fckn crash
48:00 <Saemon> sounds like a recipe of OD :S
50:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/988473_1484881178394278_4033446243268619873_n.jpg
53:00 <Saemon> simba
53:00 <Saemon> im not a loner.
53:00 <Saemon> johninja is a friend of mine
54:00 <Saemon> even if thats only 1 friend
54:00 <Saemon> that qualifies as A friend. a loner as NO friends.
54:00 <Saemon> so you calling me a loner is wrong
54:00 <Rak> awwwww snap
55:00 <Fez> Acquantances (sp) arent friends
55:00 <Saemon> indeed i agree.
56:00 <Saemon> Johninja and I aren't aquaintances. We are Friends.
57:00 <Lumeah> you dont have to prove anything to anyone
58:00 <Excessive> u have friends Saemon?
05:00 <Pyro-> so.. what up?
10:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10202211743003148&set=vb.1476873404&type=2&theater
18:00 <Lumeah> ROF..hmm... funny!
23:00 <Pyro-> seen that before :) . if i fits i sits
23:00 <Lumeah> well its'fuuny
26:00 <Pyro-> i agree
27:00 <beehhh> she still hunts me in my dream
27:00 <beehhh> years after we divorced
27:00 <beehhh> this pain makes you crippled, im sorry for everything
28:00 <beehhh> thanks
28:00 <beehhh> i was thinking of studying in CDU darwin but options are limited
29:00 <Rak> studying what?
29:00 <beehhh> MBA professional
29:00 <Rak> ooooh nice
30:00 <beehhh> dont have money and dont know wether the govt will let me back in
31:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJxwsMI29eU
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eleanor Dunlop - Disguise (Official Video) (Oct 1, 2013) 3:36 - Category: Music - 12,866 views - 109 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
31:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/893914_10201848913798425_1309025425_o.jpg
33:00 <beehhh> she had to sleep with another man for what?
35:00 <beehhh> Tokarev
38:00 <beehhh> NT will protect me but trouble is to get in there
39:00 <Lumeah> hi kinda_boringmale
42:00 <kinda_boringmale> Hi Lumeah how goes it?
50:00 <Excessive> I like the chick from this band ....... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFcsz1fJwf8
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Void) - - -
55:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-oAaleEMKU
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tokarev Official Trailer (HD) Nicolas Cage (Dec 10, 2013) 2:35 - Category: Entertainment - 81,964 views - 340 likes (94.4%), 20 dislikes (5.6%)
04:00 <beehhh> the mighty eigth
08:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd0U-nEYgNQ
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Yello - Vicious Games Original 12 inch Version 1985 (Jun 16, 2012) 6:09 - Category: Music - 5,587 views - 35 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
14:00 <simba> its record store day
18:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7_r4hop_d0
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CHESS One Night in Bangkok (Aug 15, 2008) 5:02 - Category: Music - 15,655 views - 39 likes (97.5%), 1 dislikes (2.5%)
25:00 <beehhh> pataya ladyboys
25:00 <Excessive> classic ........ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye7FKc1JQe4
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tears For Fears - Shout (This video contains content not available in your country.) - - -
28:00 <beehhh> darwin has low population n nice
29:00 <beehhh> less population than the total numbers of illegal in australia
30:00 <beehhh> and less chinese
33:00 <Excessive> not many know abt Eurythmics doin this 1 ...... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcTP7YWPayU
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eurythmics "Sex Crime" 1984 (Feb 28, 2009) 3:45 - Category: Entertainment - 670,171 views - 2,007 likes (98%), 42 dislikes (2%)
45:00 <doctor> eurythmics is good stuff
54:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U5TPJwb80I
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Foo Fighters - Stacked Actors (Apr 25, 2011) 4:17 - Category: Music - 113,241 views - 594 likes (98%), 12 dislikes (2%)
54:00 <Excessive> welcome ol dude
54:00 <Bastardly_One> afternoon
58:00 <Excessive> I still like this 1 no matter how old it is ........... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T2VizbQAwY
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kim Wilde - Cambodia (official video) HQ (Feb 13, 2012) 3:53 - Category: Music - 162,458 views - 733 likes (98.3%), 13 dislikes (1.7%)
59:00 <Bastardly_One> this is well done
59:00 <Bastardly_One> so well done that some of the pics make me wish I didn't live here
59:00 <Bastardly_One> http://diply.com/just-a-dream/30-photos-proving-australia-is-most-insane-place/33811
00:00 <Bastardly_One> the snake ones are ho hum but one of the bugs really freaked me out 
05:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D3Nl1GZzuw
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chris Isaak - Wicked Game HD (Feb 8, 2011) 4:05 - Category: Music - 6,917,147 views - 36,661 likes (98.1%), 693 dislikes (1.9%)
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme try that again
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got to go get easter eggs ... whatever possessed me to wait until the last second I'll never know
07:00 <Bastardly_One> thankfully I only have to get 4 of them but still
07:00 <doctor> they'll be cheaper if you get them after easter sunday
11:00 <Bastardly_One> my nieces won't see it that way though
13:00 <Excessive> ok, I fell pretty fcked up now .......... time to crash ......... talk l8ers
13:00 <doctor> yeah, that's the trouble in getting things for other people
13:00 <Excessive> feel*
16:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed doctor
38:00 <Pyro-> i already miss you lumeah :(   hehe
38:00 <Rak> aaawwww
38:00 <Lumeah> do you ?
38:00 <Serenity> you miss the hep c
38:00 <Serenity> ?
39:00 <Lumeah> we'll move from brisane to here there shall we? :P
39:00 <Lumeah> shut up Serenity
39:00 <Serenity> yeah no
39:00 <Pyro-> nah.. too many idiots here
39:00 <Lumeah> true
40:00 <Pyro-> everyone hates each other and only keeps coming to keep hating.. bris it's just a few guys chatting, and a few trolls
41:00 <Serenity> o/
41:00 <[Maverick]> \o
41:00 <Pyro-> hi flying purple people eater :P
41:00 <[Maverick]> \o/
41:00 <[Maverick]> <o>
41:00 <[Maverick]> waving my hands like I just don't care 
42:00 <Serenity> how you pull up today skrillex
42:00 <Serenity> hey dave
42:00 <ZeroDistance> i did several
42:00 <Pyro-> how goes?
42:00 <ZeroDistance> on my penis
42:00 <ZeroDistance> then i cried
42:00 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/A1Fbv1k.jpg
42:00 <Serenity> yeah not too shabby
42:00 <[Maverick]> GET FUCKED 
42:00 <Serenity> cant decide if im hung over or not
42:00 <Pyro-> good stuff
43:00 <[Maverick]> I am not Skrillex 
43:00 <[Maverick]> I write my own tunes. 
43:00 <Serenity> lol
43:00 <[Maverick]> haha 
43:00 <Pyro-> have another beer.. it helps distinguish the answer
43:00 <[Maverick]> nah I am pretty good 
43:00 <Pyro-> or whatever drink of choice
44:00 <Serenity> its been
44:00 <Serenity> vodka and malibu the last two days
45:00 <Serenity> in a glorious punch
45:00 <Serenity> mmm
45:00 <Rak> have you tried malibu with coke?
45:00 <Serenity> i have its delicious
45:00 <Rak> it truly is :)
57:00 <BlackDevil> Mew, Serenity check this out mates http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b10_1397823374
57:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Awsomeness Unlimited (Date: Apr-18-2014, 15 hours ago) - Views: 48317 - Played: 45740
59:00 <Mew> im low on gigabytez mang
59:00 <Mew> stuff your liveleak up your ass
00:00 <Serenity> i might just not
02:00 <couleurs> :)
04:00 <BlackDevil> just watch it
04:00 <BlackDevil> its pretty cool
05:00 <doctor> she did all that in the time it usually takes me to put my pants on in the morning
05:00 <couleurs> amasing video, best video i've ever seen
05:00 <couleurs> i want 2 buy 1
05:00 <Mew> can you describe it
05:00 <Mew> i wanna feel like ive seen it without seeing it
06:00 <Mew> halp
06:00 <doctor> a chinese woman accessorises with a piece of cloth
06:00 <Mew> youre a gem doctor 
06:00 <doctor> you are most welcome
08:00 <couleurs> lots of chinese chatter in it too
08:00 <couleurs> very misleading title
09:00 <couleurs> i thought it was going to be a unicorn wearing sunglasses with a monkey on it's back surfing in hawaii 
10:00 <BlackDevil> soooooo someone here tried to login my facebook
10:00 <Mew> whoa
10:00 <Mew> did it say it was from austnet?
11:00 <BlackDevil> nah someone attempted once
11:00 <BlackDevil> and it wasnt me
11:00 <BlackDevil> i bet it was my mate element
11:00 <Mew> poor guy
12:00 <Mew> loofypoo
16:00 <couleurs> !pricerse
16:00 <Mew> `prowl
18:00 <couleurs> happy xmas
19:00 <Mew> thx homie u too
22:00 <couleurs> it's record store day today and i went and there was a lot of asshoels and nothing good so i had a coffee instead and now i'm here...............
23:00 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/BxBUcpf.jpg
30:00 <BlackDevil> mew http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ttsekhm7.jpg
31:00 <Mew> looks like your face
31:00 <BlackDevil> this is so cute https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdxo1mZeY68
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Have you hugged your Chicken today? (Original) (Apr 15, 2014) 0:16 - Category: People and Blogs - 310,231 views - 1,919 likes (98.8%), 24 dislikes (1.2%)
32:00 <Mew> stop linking videos i want to watch
32:00 <Mew> or ill ban you
35:00 <Mew> lan must be cracking the whip today
52:00 <BlackDevil> Mew http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1397878981406.jpg
52:00 <SlyMovesMax> happy xmas you too couleurs. today is the day we celebrate allah being reincarnated into a cow and becoming the juiciest piece of steak ever for mankind...
03:00 <Intrepid> hello.
07:00 <couleurs> thnak u
07:00 <Intrepid> your welcome
29:00 <Mew> b1 did you ever do that screen kit thingy on your phone?
31:00 <BlackDevil> i do
33:00 <BAD_BOY_69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7wYZLQ7-dc
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Menace - The Reality (Dirty) (May 4, 2009) 4:47 - Category: Music - 20,540 views - 67 likes (98.5%), 1 dislikes (1.5%)
40:00 <Bastardly_One_Should_Be_Banned> loooooooollllllllllllllllll
40:00 <Bastardly_One_Should_Be_Banned> http://imgur.com/NmMblBC <<<<<< Bastardly_One got oWned *** He should be banned for baiting people, he does it more than Pieter more than anyone else infact.
44:00 <CoMPToN_MeNaCe> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7wYZLQ7-dc
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Menace - The Reality (Dirty) (May 4, 2009) 4:47 - Category: Music - 20,540 views - 67 likes (98.5%), 1 dislikes (1.5%)
45:00 <couleurs> wish teh royals came 2 melbourne so i could hang out waiting 4 hours 4 them 2 say hello
46:00 <couleurs> g'day baldy ur wife a hoty bazinger!!!!!
46:00 <dematerialised> the only royals are those of england
46:00 <dematerialised> fuck these fake playas
47:00 <CoMPToN_MeNaCe> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnViAKA4q2w
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Popped In Oakland gang documentary [full] (Sep 25, 2013) 46:42 - Category: Entertainment - 100,425 views - 279 likes (88%), 38 dislikes (12%)
47:00 <couleurs> they are of eng land...
47:00 <dematerialised> nein
47:00 <dematerialised> they are filthy german jews
47:00 <couleurs> <TheRon> and we'll never be royals
47:00 <couleurs> that doesn't make any sense
51:00 <couleurs> dumass!!!!
51:00 <CoMPToN_MeNaCe> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnViAKA4q2w
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Popped In Oakland gang documentary [full] (Sep 25, 2013) 46:42 - Category: Entertainment - 100,425 views - 279 likes (88%), 38 dislikes (12%)
52:00 <dematerialised> praise be to allah
52:00 <couleurs> stop pasteing gay hip hop cultre it's not gonna happen
54:00 <couleurs> u feelin' me? u no wat i iz sayen?
55:00 <Bastardly_One_Should_Be_Banned> lmaoooooooooooooooo @ B1
55:00 <dematerialised> praise be to Bastardly_One
55:00 <dematerialised> praise be to Bastardly_One_Should_Be_Banned
55:00 <dematerialised> praise be to allah
56:00 <Intrepid> Bastardly_One hows the hacker :P
56:00 <dematerialised> B1 seems to be having connection problems
56:00 <Bastardly_One_Should_Be_Banned> #Melbourne Joins: Bastardly_One ([email protected]) http://imgur.com/NmMblBC <==-- lollllllllllllllllllll
56:00 <Intrepid> haaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
58:00 <Intrepid> stebie hello
03:00 <CoMPToN_MeNaCe> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnViAKA4q2w
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Popped In Oakland gang documentary [full] (Sep 25, 2013) 46:42 - Category: Entertainment - 100,456 views - 279 likes (88%), 38 dislikes (12%)
04:00 <Lumeah> Slap ya back
10:00 <CoMPToN_MeNaCe> hi Lumeah how r u hun 
13:00 <Lumeah> Good thanks 
13:00 <Lumeah> :) 
13:00 <CoMPToN_MeNaCe> thats good
16:00 <Rak> hopefully pantsless
16:00 <Rak> it's the easter long weekend
16:00 <Rak> everyone should be pantsless
17:00 <tech_n9ne> Yoo  hoo
19:00 <doctor> have some common decency! Jesus is watching
20:00 <Rak> jesus wasn't wearing pants when he was crucified
20:00 <Rak> if anything i'm getting in to the easter spirit
20:00 <doctor> True
21:00 <doctor> carry on then
22:00 <SlyMovesMax> and you're getting hammered with cognac
32:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY8WEMm_ZzI
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ace Power Fitness Dub (Aug 10, 2012) 2:28 - Category: Comedy - 1,066,428 views - 13,340 likes (98.1%), 258 dislikes (1.9%)
32:00 <couleurs> hahaha
39:00 <Intrepid> lol @ b1
39:00 <simba> back from record store day w/ records
39:00 <simba> !!!!!!!!!!
39:00 <CoMPToN_MeNaCe> MUST WATCH 
39:00 <CoMPToN_MeNaCe> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBqguXe8MiA
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Hundred Orgasms A Day - BBC Documentary - Extraordinary People 2014 (HD) (Feb 10, 2014) 50:36 - Category: Entertainment - 13,071 views - 11 likes (57.9%), 8 dislikes (42.1%)
40:00 <couleurs> "cool"
44:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/c2V8kkCe7OA
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: When talking shit goes wrong (Apr 17, 2014) 0:53 - Category: Comedy - 3,496 views - 90 likes (95.7%), 4 dislikes (4.3%)
44:00 <couleurs> BEAST MODE!!!!!!!!!
49:00 <simba> 5:19
49:00 <simba> 4:19 ***8
49:00 <simba> silly me
50:00 <Intrepid> idiot
20:00 <simba> 4:1)
20:00 <stebie> :)
21:00 <dematerialised> 5>4:)
32:00 <Bastardly_One> ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
45:00 <Serenity> 4:14)
54:00 <Loof> she fucking complains that i work too much, so i stop doing websites now she calls me a useless bum and complains about me not making money
54:00 <Loof> are all women fucked in the head?
54:00 <Mew> your one sounds exceptionally bad
54:00 <Mew> but to an extent, yes
54:00 <Loof> lol
54:00 <Loof> great
55:00 <Loof> how u been anyway?
55:00 <Mew> super dooper thanks, you?
55:00 <Loof> not too bad :)
55:00 <Rak> i think any person can be a fucktard.  even men.  but it seems you have a female fucktard
56:00 <Loof> agreed rak
56:00 <Loof> i think you might be right
56:00 <Mew> you should just answer all of her questions by asking her how she would like things done
56:00 <Mew> then she cant complain when you do them that way
56:00 <Mew> ask her where the balance is
57:00 <Rak> what if the balance is beyond what you're willing to do
57:00 <Mew> well she was saying he works too much so working less is gonna be pretty easy
57:00 <Mew> but working enough to financially support themselves is where the balance would be
58:00 <Rak> assuming his work will cater to that balance
58:00 <Pyro-> kick her to the kerb and root around
59:00 <Pyro-> don't lsiten to her antics
59:00 <Pyro-> crazies gotta craze
59:00 <Mew> they have a gorgeous little boy together
59:00 <Mew> i dont think its that simple lol
59:00 <Pyro-> take him with ya
00:00 <Mew> THTOP BEIN THILLY
00:00 <Pyro-> not helping ?
00:00 <Pyro-> fiiine don't listen to me.. you'll be sorry
01:00 <Rak> maybe discuss with her the dichotomy
01:00 <Rak> she may not realise
04:00 <Mew> dang
07:00 <Mew> i just mopped all the floors
07:00 <Mew> now i wanna get naked and roll around on them cos theyre so sparkly and clean
07:00 <Mew> you guys know that feel?
07:00 <Mew> mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
08:00 <Rak> you're on irc.  you should already be naked
08:00 <Pyro-> touche
08:00 <Mew> im breakin all da roolz
11:00 <Mew> we can dock if you want to
11:00 <Mew> you can hang your balls near mine
11:00 <Mew> cos your friends dont+ d
12:00 <Mew> effort
12:00 <Pyro-> yeah.. screw effort
12:00 <Bastardly_One> as to before Mew
12:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, not yet
12:00 <Mew> WHY 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> nfi ... haven't got around to it I guess
37:00 <Sponge> Will Jessica meet her magic man?
40:00 <Skirmish> David Copperfield? 
44:00 <Pyro-> chris angel..
51:00 <Skirmish> BAD_BOY_69 is forever alone.
56:00 <Skirmish> My god I love eating chicken.
05:00 <Liinda> happy feaster ppl
05:00 <Rak> you too Liinda
05:00 <Liinda> Thankies Rak =)
06:00 <Rak> may it all be spent pantsless
06:00 <Liinda> and covered in chocolate
06:00 <Rak> now were in to the festive spirit!
06:00 <Liinda> haha
07:00 <Rak> how has your easter been so far?
07:00 <Liinda> Yeah not bad.. just had a family dinner yesterday... relaxing the rest of the long weeken
07:00 <Liinda> d 
07:00 <Liinda> how about yours?
07:00 <Rak> bbq yesterday and now just relaxing for 10 days :D
08:00 <Skirmish> Part of me wishes the mrs and I could have been off this weekend to do some social stuff with friends … but our pay packets are going to be PHAT AS! so it’s worth missing out.
08:00 <Liinda> oh nice! youve taken all the days off in between. i'm working tues/wed/thurs
08:00 <Liinda> hai Skirmish
09:00 <Liinda> im already bored to be honest
11:00 <Rak> don't you have hobbies you wish you had more time for?
11:00 <Skirmish> Evening Liinda *bows*
11:00 <Liinda> I dont reallt feel like going to the gym right now
11:00 <doctor> i've got all the time in the world but I don't really have any hobbies
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmm
12:00 <Liinda> and other hobbies... not really
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> Liinda
12:00 <Liinda> wb omfgbbqhax xx
12:00 <Liinda> hai doctor
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> Miss me
12:00 <doctor> hey Liinda
13:00 <Liinda> dammit i just saw a hogs breath cafe ad... now i want curly fries
13:00 <doctor> could go for some of that
13:00 <Skirmish> I want a $7 half a cow upgrade. 
13:00 <doctor> that too
14:00 <Liinda> nom nom nom
14:00 <Skirmish> Hogs Breath irc meet up.  That should keep the poor people away. 
14:00 <Liinda> lets do it
14:00 <Liinda> now
14:00 <Serenity> hogs breath is so yummy
14:00 <doctor> bills on Skirmish!
15:00 <Liinda> yeah, the assie brekasft n steak omg
15:00 <Skirmish> No ducks allowed. 
15:00 <Liinda> *AUSSIE lol
15:00 <Serenity> we could share a rocky road sundae Liinda
15:00 <Liinda> i cant tyoe tonight, clearly
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey sezz
15:00 <Liinda> Serenity share??? lol hmmmmm i rarely share desserts
15:00 <Serenity> these ones you would
15:00 <Serenity> theyre like for 5 people lol
15:00 <Liinda> they huge?
15:00 <Liinda> hahaha oh damn
15:00 <Serenity> ill find the pic
16:00 <Serenity> hey j
16:00 <Apples> hello 
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> Where is j
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> He is on xbox 
16:00 <Serenity> im calling you j cause im lazy
17:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> Did he rage quit
17:00 <ZeroDistance> nah bro
17:00 <Apples> hello Skirmish
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh
17:00 <Apples> simba
17:00 <ZeroDistance> got connectivity issues
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> There he is
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ddos
17:00 <ZeroDistance> on fone to telstra now, hopefully can fix it
17:00 <Skirmish> Apples is forever alone.
17:00 <ZeroDistance> games keep dropping out, been shiting me all week bro lol
17:00 <Apples> Well no Skirmish, not like you sorry.
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ha
17:00 <Apples> rofl
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> I dont play much anymore
17:00 <ZeroDistance> yer
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> I might go wash my baby
18:00 <Apples> `seen johninja
18:00 <prowl> Apples, johninja ([email protected]) was last seen changing his/her nick to Menace2Society on #sydney 21 hours 56 minutes ago (18.04. 21:21), but Menace2Society mysteriously dematerialized.
18:00 <Apples> oh darn
18:00 <ZeroDistance> i just been sorting out ordering these pants http://www.psylofashion.com/product-68-Fused_Pecoa_Pants.aspx with this jacket http://www.psylofashion.com/product-745-Off_Jacket.aspx
18:00 <ZeroDistance> check dem fings ehehe
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> She is dirty
18:00 <Apples> `seen kelevra
18:00 <prowl> Apples, Kelevra ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 1 day 4 hours 47 minutes ago (18.04. 14:30) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 4 minutes there.
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> J I bought a  new bike
19:00 <ZeroDistance> sweet as fuck
19:00 <Skirmish> Apples is forever alone.
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> Vtr1000f
19:00 <ZeroDistance> gotta pic it for me soon as i sorted this net crap :P
19:00 <Serenity> Liinda https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1.0-9/303041_10150371188202331_1103953809_n.jpg
19:00 <ZeroDistance> net goin so sllooowww 
19:00 <Serenity> between 2 adults and 2 kids we didnt finish that
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> J just look me up on fb
19:00 <ZeroDistance> oh ur back on fb
19:00 <Apples> how have you been Skirmish? How's the family?
19:00 <Serenity> 4 scoops of creamy vanilla ice cream and 4 scoops of luscious strawberry ice cream, on a pile of warm chocolate mud cake drenched in chocolate fudge sauce, plus marshmallows, strawberry topping, whipped cream and toasted coconut
19:00 <ZeroDistance> u should post a pic of it on my timeline j
20:00 <Apples> Have we been to the gym beating football players at workouts as of late Skirmish?
20:00 <Skirmish> Apples is forever alone.
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sezz share
20:00 <ZeroDistance> thank fuck for valium bro
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yeah I am back on fb j
20:00 <ZeroDistance> this net shit has been driving me insaaaaane
20:00 <ZeroDistance> werd j
20:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: You weren’t trying hard enough. 
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> I need to oee
20:00 <Liinda> holy shit thats huge Serenity
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> Pee
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> Liinda help me
21:00 <Serenity> its HUGEE
21:00 <Liinda> lol noooooo
21:00 <Serenity> and delicious
21:00 <Apples> I don't think I could finish that in one sitting Serenity, I'm sure Skirmish could.
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh it is
21:00 <Serenity> cause the cake is warm and gooey
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> How did u know sezz
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh
21:00 <Serenity> lol!
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> We are talking food
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> Not about my penis
21:00 <Liinda> haha
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sorry
21:00 <Skirmish> Apples is forever alone. 
22:00 <Pyro-> punk rick tried to defile the metal
22:00 <Pyro-> it failed
22:00 <Apples> I've been telling people all AFL season The Swans are the real deal. They laugh at me. Now after the beating of Fremantle The Swans critics have been silenced.
22:00 <Pyro-> o
24:00 <Skirmish> Apples is forever alone. 
24:00 <Pyro-> gws will finish higher than the swans
24:00 <Apples> Pyro-, I don't think so
25:00 <Apples> I'd like to see that happen though
25:00 <Apples> I really would
25:00 <Apples> Same with The Suns
25:00 <Pyro-> and suns will be top 4
25:00 <Apples> Yes
25:00 <Apples> 6 for me
25:00 <ZeroDistance> huge
25:00 <ZeroDistance> boobs
25:00 <Pyro-> and fuck the pies
25:00 <Pyro-> they can die
25:00 <Apples> rofl
25:00 <Apples> I am a Collingwood supporter
26:00 <ZeroDistance> baby baby, i like ur huge boobie, baby baaaaabbby ur huge booooobiie
26:00 <Apples> I see why ya'll hate them though
26:00 <ZeroDistance> stop! boobie time.
26:00 <ZeroDistance> cause most of us hate afl anyway?
26:00 <Pyro-> nathan buckley and eddie macguire have been the main reasons i've hated them :P
26:00 <Pyro-> didn;t really see much before that
26:00 <Skirmish> GHEYFL
27:00 <Apples> Oh I understand
27:00 <Apples> Now this UFC card on tomorrow, lot's of mma this weekend. Good weekend for sports.
28:00 <Pyro-> followed bears/lions and now jumped onto the suns bandwagon .. still would like to see lions do well though .. something higher than 18th would be good
28:00 <Sponge> is suns for poor people?
28:00 <Pyro-> gc aint that much of a poor area
29:00 <Sponge> oh. i didn't know where sun were located
29:00 <Sponge> but most of goldcoast is poor
29:00 <Skirmish> gambler is going to lay some bets and lose on them all. 
29:00 <Sponge> except for people in the city
29:00 <Sponge> all those hellensvale millionaires
29:00 <Pyro-> because they're trying to live above their means
30:00 <Skirmish> http://www.gansw.org.au   <—— Get help in your respective state. 
32:00 <Liinda> hai Shadowgate =)
33:00 <Apples> Pyro- When Collingwood ditched a heap of loyal players at the end of last year, I almost jumped to The Suns
33:00 <Apples> Very exciting team
34:00 <Pyro-> i just like to see the underdog succeed .. and also a qld'r
35:00 <ZeroDistance> this takin aages
35:00 <Apples> Same
36:00 <Skirmish> Apples is forever alone.
38:00 <ZeroDistance> how tf did i get capped
38:00 <ZeroDistance> lol i hardly download fk all
38:00 <Pyro-> unsecured wireless?
45:00 <Shadowgate> yous are really funny lol
46:00 <Nikky`> Honey i'm home!!
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> No your not
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> Otherwise u would be naked next ti me
46:00 <Nikky`> oooh
46:00 <Nikky`> well honey i'm nearly home
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> So its all lies
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> You are an hour away
47:00 <Nikky`> Get on ya bike
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> Well the new bike is very fast
48:00 <Nikky`> vroom vroom
48:00 <Nikky`> God it's so good to be back in my own place/bed
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> U would love the feel of the vtwin between your legs
48:00 <Nikky`> really?
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yes
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> Have u ever been on a bike?
49:00 <Nikky`> I see
49:00 <Nikky`> No
49:00 <Nikky`> I am too short and scared i'd fall
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> I have taken 7yos on the bike
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am sure u are taller than them
50:00 <Nikky`> Kids have no fear tho
50:00 <Nikky`> I do
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> And my new bike is avtually lower than most bikes I have owned
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh well your loss
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> I wont take u for a ride when I am in mekb
51:00 <Nikky`> Ok, I can live with thayt
51:00 <Nikky`> :P
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ok
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> I will be there in 3 weeks
51:00 <Nikky`> What are you in Melb for?
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> Because I am going to devonport to see my mate and going on the boat to melb
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> I dont pay for the rrip so why not
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> Trip
52:00 <Nikky`> Coolies
52:00 <Nikky`> Why not eh
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> Prob just spend a night
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> In skummy st kilda
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> Drink with a few abos on the street
53:00 <Nikky`> lol
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> And come home
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its not lol
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> Thats what I did last time
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> Seriously
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> Was stayimg in st kilda
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> Went for a 2am walk
53:00 <Nikky`> As one does
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ended up buying boxed wine and sand songs with some abos
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nikky when your hotel room is right next to a nightclub a 2am walk is normal
54:00 <Nikky`> Thats the spirit
54:00 <Nikky`> I guess
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Was a dodgy hotel
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Just a door on st kilda
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Then u walk up some stairs and hotel rooms
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Was a laundry below aswell
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> But was cheap
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Like me
57:00 <Nikky`> Yes, I heard you were cheap
57:00 <Nikky`> cheap n nasty :P
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yep
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> Thats me
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yet I am still single
58:00 <Nikky`> Maybe why? :P
58:00 <Nikky`> ok brb
58:00 <Crip> my soundcloud is chucking a spaz :/
58:00 <Crip> way to ruin the vibe
02:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade
05:00 <Nikky`> Hey back would be nice
07:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`, how are you?
08:00 <Nikky`> FINALLY - I mean, i'm great and you?
08:00 <Zade> yeah good ta
08:00 <Zade> soz i got a ph call 
08:00 <Nikky`> all good :o)
08:00 <Zade> so a bit quiet in here then? 
09:00 <Nikky`> Yeah that it is
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmm
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> Thanks
10:00 <Nikky`> Welcome my dear
10:00 <Nikky`> Coz I care
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> But its night time
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am naked
11:00 <Nikky`> Its cold tho, put some clothes on
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> No
11:00 <Skirmish> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sOa-2EhbTU
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Million Ways To Die In The West - Trailer (Feb 2, 2014) 2:41 - Category: Entertainment - 1,729,072 views - 1,040 likes (95.5%), 49 dislikes (4.5%)
11:00 <Skirmish> Comes out next month. Watch it. Laugh LOTS
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> Cant  wait for sharknado 2
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> I havent seen the ond about avalanche sharks yet
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> Cant remember what its called
13:00 <Nikky`> I can't believe you've seen sharknado 1
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> Omg its the best
14:00 <Nikky`> I don't believe you
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hss a guy from tasmania in it
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> Well he said he is
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> But sounds american
15:00 <Nikky`> I see
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> I dont
20:00 <Skirmish> DON’T SHOOT ME ON SEX NIGHT!
20:00 <Nikky`> pew pew
22:00 <Skirmish> disposablewebpage.com
23:00 <Skirmish> Now that could come in handy for having some fun. 
27:00 <Serenity> remember geocities
27:00 <Serenity> does that still exist>
27:00 <Skirmish> No idea. That is 15 years ago stuff. 
28:00 <Serenity> The GeoCities service is no longer available, but there's a lot more to explore on Yahoo!
32:00 <Skirmish> yahoo has always been synonomous with sub standard. 
33:00 <SlyMovesMax> i believe they zipped up geocities and you can download it. although probably a waste of bandwidth
34:00 <SlyMovesMax> 641GB for anyone game
34:00 <Skirmish> I’ve always wondered if my isp would get upset if I hit 1TB in a month. 
35:00 <Skirmish> Might be worth a bash.
35:00 <Nikky`> I say give it a red hot go
36:00 <Rak> porn it up
36:00 <Nikky`> Trust you Rak
36:00 <SlyMovesMax> the only good thing left about Yahoo! is Yahoo! Answers
36:00 <Rak> trust me ;)
36:00 <Nikky`> No
37:00 <Nikky`> I refuse to trust anyone who says..trust me
37:00 <SlyMovesMax> you would rat out anyone for expensive cutlery Rak 
37:00 <SlyMovesMax> especially if they showed it to you with your name engraved
37:00 <Rak> and yet you're willing to trust someone who says 'porn it up'
37:00 <Rak> interesting
37:00 <Rak> very interesting
37:00 <Nikky`> Its about porn tho
37:00 <Nikky`> silly
38:00 <Rak> lol foolish me
38:00 <Nikky`> was a tad foolish
38:00 <SlyMovesMax> "very interesting" <--- pieter_stroking_chin.jpg
38:00 <Skirmish> Rak: Porn is boring. There isn’t 100MB worth of porn worth streaming/downloading.
38:00 <Rak> hahaha loooooool
39:00 <Rak> search better stuff
39:00 <Skirmish> It’s all boring. 
39:00 <Skirmish> It’s the same actions in the same order over and over again. 
39:00 <Rak> won't the missus let you have porn?
39:00 <Skirmish> It’s demeaning towards women in a majority of cases also. 
39:00 <Skirmish> I do not want. 
39:00 <Rak> kinda how it works with an insert tab A to slot B situation'
39:00 <Skirmish> She thinks I am strange for not looking at it. 
40:00 <Rak> demeaning from your perspective
40:00 <Skirmish> I react to ultimatums. If she told me I couldn’t watch porn … I’d go out of my way to watch it. 
41:00 <Skirmish> Probably why it’s taken me so long to find someone to marry. 
41:00 <Joffrey> either that or ur gayness.
41:00 <Skirmish> Thanks for the token 11yo comment. 
41:00 <Joffrey> ur velcome.
42:00 <SlyMovesMax> you have a strange accent. are you not from around these parts?
42:00 <Joffrey> 'best of' btw is the bestest pr0n classification system
42:00 <Joffrey> im fron havaii
43:00 <Joffrey> im actually wamer hunting...
43:00 <Joffrey> any1 seen any waskily wamers?
43:00 <partay> Skirmish you are a soft cock
44:00 <Skirmish> Oh look an opinion that matters … oh no … nope it’s not. 
44:00 <partay> hahahha
44:00 <partay> oh dear
44:00 <Joffrey> oh dear what can the matter be? oh dear what can the matter be <-- very butch partay
44:00 <Joffrey> hehe
44:00 <Rak> such entertainment
44:00 <Skirmish> If other peoples thoughts mattered to me I’d be all like “Oh yeah man I watch porn like CONSTANTLY!”. 
44:00 <partay> yes Joffrey
44:00 <Joffrey> pretty pretty dr smith!
45:00 <Skirmish> Not sure why I sounded like Bill or Ted in that example. 
46:00 <Rak> because you're trying too hard?
46:00 <Joffrey> i dont go to melbourne irl very often... but ffs it shitted me when i was eating my pizza in lygon st, and fucktards come and get coffee and smoke the shit everywhere.
47:00 <Joffrey> i complained to the ppl inside. they nodded... but i dont think they gave a toss.
47:00 <Joffrey> /end rant
47:00 <partay> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1397895357756.jpg
47:00 <SlyMovesMax> "I don't go to #melbourne very often... but when I do I come across a lot of apathetic people"
47:00 <Nikky`> Is it really the end?
48:00 <Joffrey> on the pizza-biz yeppers.
48:00 <Joffrey> ranting per se. prolly not.
48:00 <Nikky`> but more to go on other business?
48:00 <Nikky`> Can't wait
49:00 <Joffrey> me neither.
49:00 <Rak> as long as we're all pantsless
49:00 <Nikky`> I am not - too cold for that
49:00 <Rak> such disappoint
50:00 <Nikky`> Next time
50:00 <SlyMovesMax> Nikky` is the ice queen
50:00 <Joffrey> i think women who wear pants w/o an opening at the front... are spoil sports.
50:00 <Rak> if she were the ice queen she would have no need for pants
50:00 <Joffrey> i mean dresses, skirts, pants with flys... says to me easy access.
50:00 <Joffrey> ...but no flys... ffs..stop being so chase.
51:00 <Joffrey> hehehe.. the rants are neverending.
51:00 <Rak> chaste
51:00 <SlyMovesMax> Ice Queens have to be fashionable though for respect
51:00 <SlyMovesMax> r u reddy 4 dis
52:00 <Joffrey> im helen reddy for this.
53:00 <SlyMovesMax> oh no not her
54:00 <SlyMovesMax> anyway, my Game of Throats porn just finished. bbl
01:00 <Joffrey> ...closes irc windows to watch pr0n?...heh.. doesnt like ppl to watch.
02:00 <Skirmish> I know the ending. They fuck. 
02:00 <Doodle> :o
03:00 <Nikky`> Now you have ruined the ending
03:00 <Doodle> ;)
03:00 <Nikky`> oooh baby ;o)
03:00 <Doodle> happy zombie jesus weekend etc
03:00 <Doodle> its like weekend at bernies but with more jews
03:00 <Nikky`> Thank you - same to you
05:00 <Nikky`> Want to wash my car?
05:00 <Doodle> its just going to rain
05:00 <Nikky`> Yeah but but
06:00 <Doodle> mine is covered in dirt and bits of tree atm
06:00 <Doodle> and my car
06:00 <Nikky`> Mine had nice drive to Geelong n Back
06:00 <Nikky`> lol
06:00 <Doodle> onice
07:00 <Doodle> i havent gone out on the freeway since i made my car lower
07:00 <Doodle> i suspect i will have musical guards
07:00 <Nikky`> Lets go for a spin
07:00 <Doodle> in the car right?
07:00 <Joffrey> i wouldve thought Doodle... that ur enemy is speedhumps.
08:00 <Doodle> nah surprisingly it takes speedhumps ok
08:00 <Doodle> its the big dips in the road it hates
08:00 <Nikky`> Sure, in the car also
08:00 <Joffrey> do u takem diagonally?
08:00 <Doodle> re00wwww
08:00 <Doodle> depends on the speedhump
10:00 <Joffrey> im gunna fix the paintwork on my car tomorrow... undercoat, paint and then fake-metalic; ffs.. 3 layers.
10:00 <Doodle> just plastidip it
10:00 <Joffrey> ive got little chips.. on the hood..
10:00 <Doodle> oic
10:00 <Doodle> same
10:00 <Doodle> and my front guards
10:00 <Doodle> and the roof
10:00 <Doodle> and front bar
11:00 <Joffrey> cars suck to maintain; i was out vaccuuming; an hr ago.
12:00 <Doodle> ehh i dont mind it
12:00 <Joffrey> heh, yeah, i dont either.. just quietly.
12:00 <Doodle> lol
12:00 <Joffrey> i just like complaining that i do.
12:00 <Joffrey> i just like complaining.
12:00 <Joffrey> hehehehe
12:00 <Doodle> i hate getting under my car cos i'm old
12:00 <Doodle> but i still do it
13:00 <King_Julian> Why do you get under your car? 
13:00 <Doodle> last time was to bash out a wheel stud
13:00 <Joffrey> mmmm.... ive fucked up my rims... i got 1 repaired... now 3 are fucked... gutter rash... i cant be fucked now.
13:00 <Doodle> had to pull the caliper off
13:00 <plod> i had to pull myself
13:00 <Doodle> just buy new rims
14:00 <Doodle> unless theyre worth keeping
14:00 <King_Julian> Or fix and plasti dip them
14:00 <Joffrey> Doodle yeah... i might... i almost did.
14:00 <Doodle> what sort of wheels are they
15:00 <Joffrey> 18" alloys
15:00 <Joffrey> they are on gumtree all the time...
15:00 <Joffrey> as ppl replace them with their own ones...
15:00 <Joffrey> or the ones.. they like.
15:00 <Doodle> to suit what sort of car
15:00 <Joffrey> oh. i drive a turbo veloster.
16:00 <Doodle> ahh ok
16:00 <Doodle> does your bf like it
16:00 <Doodle> ^_^
16:00 <Joffrey> ..only when i suck him off in the back.
16:00 <Crip> Kill joffffrey
16:00 <Doodle> haha
17:00 <Crip> rip the starks
17:00 <Doodle> at least its turbo thats a start
17:00 <Joffrey> Crip its been done, alreaDY.
17:00 <Joffrey> *spoiler*
17:00 <Crip> thats what u get Joffrey
24:00 <Crip> 7,1AFL Saturday7 Round 5: 4Essendon0: 6.7.(43) 7Vs 4St.K0ilda0:0 8.9.(57) 7... [3rd Quarter]
24:00 <Crip> saint are going to win something,,,
25:00 <Nikky`> Say it isn't so
25:00 <King_Julian> How are you hitting gutters in such a small car? 
25:00 <Crip> I wish i was telling fibs Nikky`
25:00 <King_Julian> Learn to drive. 
25:00 <Nikky`> As long as we win on Mon
26:00 <Crip> thats what i said to the p plater that was tailgating me the other day after i slammed my brakes on and removed his bumper with the towbar / rr bull bar
26:00 <Crip> hawks ?
26:00 <Crip> pfft, go cats
26:00 <Nikky`> Sif Hawks
26:00 <Crip> MEOW 
27:00 <Nikky`> I go for Geelong
27:00 <Crip> will u marry me ?
27:00 <Crip> my gf has no interest in the footy
27:00 <Nikky`> Sure...your gf won't mind
27:00 <Crip> she will but...
27:00 <Crip> its worth it
27:00 <Nikky`> We won't tell her
27:00 <partay> Crip you're a cunt 
28:00 <Crip> doodle will tell someone
28:00 <Crip> I CANT DO WHAT partay?
28:00 <Nikky`> Doodle likes to gossip
28:00 <partay> Nikky` make me a sammich
28:00 <Nikky`> Sure, what do you want on it? 
29:00 <partay> ham, cheese, tomato.. toasted
29:00 <partay> thx
29:00 <Crip> penis fungai with a side of goats cheese
29:00 <Nikky`> I have all but tomato
29:00 <Nikky`> wholemeal helga's bread..that ok?
29:00 <Crip> hell yes !
30:00 <Crip> I buy the coles $1 bread for work lunches and its buggered the next day :/
30:00 <Nikky`> excellent
30:00 <Crip> horrible shizen
30:00 <Crip> cheap, but yeh,
30:00 <Nikky`> It was on spesh at woolies
30:00 <Nikky`> $3
30:00 <Crip> ahh nice, I love it when i get to a bakers delight b4 closing to get fresh rolls for the next day
30:00 <Crip> Most get eaten on the journey home
31:00 <King_Julian> If you buy $1 bread then you shouldn’t expect it to last more than 1 day.
31:00 <Crip> true point Kynetic
31:00 <Crip> i mean King_Julian
31:00 <Nikky`> If I have not used the bread for samich that day..then after that its toast
32:00 <King_Julian> 14 years ago when I was doing mobile patrols of Newcastle we had an arrangement at a local bakers delight. At 5am each morning we’d all arrive and get 2 x loaves of fresh out of the oven bread and whatever else we wanted in exchange for keeping an eye on the guys cars in the carpark from midnight. 
32:00 <King_Julian> Good times.
33:00 <partay> King_Julian did you ever crack anyones head?
33:00 <King_Julian> No. You can’t hit people in the head with a baton. 
33:00 <King_Julian> broke an arm though. 
33:00 <King_Julian> Hearing bone crack is a unique sound. 
34:00 <King_Julian> Quickly replaced by cursing and crying. 
34:00 <Crip> bahhahah
34:00 <Serenity> i heard my own bones crack once
34:00 <Serenity> not nice
34:00 <Crip> yeah i snapped my shin
34:00 <King_Julian> Yeah I bet it wasn’t. 
34:00 <Crip> it hurt that much i cried while laughing hystericly 
35:00 <Serenity> thats endorphins lol
35:00 <Serenity> well
35:00 <Serenity> adrenalin
35:00 <Crip> I have never laughed like that since
39:00 <Nikky`> Night Night
40:00 <ZeroDistance> how tf do you fix IP address conflicts
41:00 <[Maverick]> you sit them down with a moderator 
41:00 <Crip> lol
41:00 <Serenity> LOL [Maverick]
45:00 <ZeroDistance> hmm, is annoying not knowing how to solve net issues
45:00 <Serenity> id help if i knew how
45:00 <ZeroDistance> i know <3
45:00 <Crip> ZeroDistance : reset your modem / router . turn your pc before u reset. then turn it back on a few mins after you turn the routers on
45:00 <ZeroDistance> my friend prob will after, he has a mate over atm
45:00 <plod> it would help if u wasnt stupid
45:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah I was thinking resetting would be the thing to do
45:00 <Crip> make sure ur pc is off
46:00 <Crip> it helps
46:00 <partay> then have a massive bucket bong
46:00 <Crip> EXACTLY
46:00 <doctor> back on the chain gang
47:00 <plod> ZeroDistance is victim of the hacker
47:00 <plod> him and Bastardly_One lol
48:00 <ZeroDistance> i have chocolate..
48:00 <plod> thats not chocolate, u are eating your own shit
49:00 <Skirmish> Worst attempt at a troll ever.
49:00 <Skirmish> EVER
49:00 <plod> whats a troll?
51:00 <Crip> plod: they like bridges and nursery rhymes
52:00 <plod> no
53:00 <plod> never heard that
08:00 <plod> oi
09:00 <plod> who likes penis
09:00 <Serenity> oh me me me
09:00 <Serenity> pick me
09:00 <plod> i know u love it
09:00 <plod> you dont get mine 
09:00 <Serenity> i dont want yours
09:00 <Serenity> you said penis
09:00 <Serenity> not your penis
09:00 <plod> not what u said last night :P
10:00 <Serenity> i deny everything
10:00 <plod> i have logs :P
10:00 <Serenity> so do i
11:00 <plod> yours are fake
11:00 <Serenity> im still not giving you my number
11:00 <plod> i dont need it, i have your address
11:00 <Serenity> oh cool
11:00 <Serenity> let me know when youre coming so i can make sure i have good coffee
12:00 <plod> im sitting across the street
12:00 <Serenity> im waving
12:00 <Serenity> can you see
12:00 <plod> im mooning
12:00 <Serenity> i can see the light
19:00 <ZeroDistance> man lilly allen looks so good on graham norton show
21:00 <ZeroDistance> might let her have the sex with me one day.
21:00 <plod> she wouldnt piss on u
21:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cvAUww5TSI
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ace Ventura - The Light (Zen Mechanics Remix) (Aug 11, 2010) 8:54 - Category: Music - 10,979 views - 63 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
22:00 <ZeroDistance> she writes me all the time..
22:00 <ZeroDistance> signs the letters, love lillies <3 mwa mwa mwa mwa mwa mwa MWA MWA pandas love u ma maw amwaaaaaaaaaw
24:00 <plod> fucking moron
25:00 <plod> u can change nics but u are still a moron
28:00 <Apples> plod what is your opinion of the user Skirmish?
28:00 <plod> good bloke
28:00 <Crip> www.tunein.radioxenu.com
30:00 <Apples> plod, Skirmish is a loser.
32:00 <Skirmish> Apples is forever alone.
35:00 <Shadowgate> Apples makes people laugh
35:00 <Shadowgate> espeiclayy me he killed me of laughter with his nick as i drank ber
36:00 <plod> although he did mention something about being a troll to me earlier, maybe he is a loser cunt
37:00 <Shadowgate> lol plod is funny lol
40:00 <Skirmish> Apples is someone who got picked on all through school and is taking his angst out on the world via the internet because he is a coward. 
40:00 <Skirmish> No need to pity him … he’s been getting that his whole life. 
41:00 <Apples> Skirmish is getting desperate
41:00 <Skirmish> As you can see he is also delusional. 
42:00 <Skirmish> Creates fabricated alternate realities to suit his depression. 
42:00 <Skirmish> That is why he is … forever alone.
42:00 <Skirmish> jacking off to chicks online on cam and those chicks are so disgusted they circulate it. 
43:00 <Skirmish> *sigh* Now I’ve gone and done it. Now I pity him.
43:00 <Apples> Desperation 101 from Skirmish
44:00 <Skirmish> Apples is forever alone. 
47:00 <plod> Skirmish sounds jealous
48:00 <Apples> Skirmish where is your Ford Falcon that used to be a taxi ?
49:00 <Skirmish> 2009 called. Said you need to catch up.
49:00 <Apples> Skirmish, tell plot about how you keep up with NRL players in the gym.
50:00 <Skirmish> I keep up with NRL players in the gym. 
50:00 <Apples> rofl
50:00 <Apples> now
50:00 <Apples> brag about it
50:00 <Apples> like you did the other day
50:00 <Apples> BRAG
51:00 <Skirmish> I bragged about it the other day? 
51:00 <Apples> <Skirmish> Listen mate, I keep up with the fittest NRL players in the gym. Do you even lift bro?
51:00 <Apples> yes
51:00 <Apples> yes you did
52:00 <Skirmish> Oh, you’re just making things up again.  Ok. 
52:00 <plod> lol
52:00 <Skirmish> Please continue.  Just let me know when you need me to agree to your fantasy world. 
52:00 <ZeroDistance> wah wah@ plo and Apples
52:00 <ZeroDistance> coca cola rulz
52:00 <Skirmish> plod: Apples is jealous that my future cousin in law plays NRL and I’ve trained with him when we’re visiting family up the coast.  
53:00 <Skirmish> This jealous has now spawned the above.
53:00 <Apples> HAHAHAHHAHA
53:00 <Apples> look at skirmish
54:00 <Skirmish> I guess Apples doesn’t know what family is like. Probably never had one.  Sent to an orphanage at birth because the parents couldn’t be bothered to take care of a special baby. 
54:00 <Apples> rofl
54:00 <Skirmish> Was it a religious orphanage Apples? We’ve all heard the stories about what goes on at those.
54:00 <Apples> try a little harder Skirmish
54:00 <plod> Skirmish i heard you came about because your mum rolled in the wet spot, is this true?
54:00 <Bonny> yo
55:00 <Skirmish> plod: I don’t know … I wasn’t there. 
55:00 <Skirmish> Evening Bonny. Welcome to the Apples and plod show. 
55:00 <Apples> I think that's skirmish's way of saying yes
55:00 <Bonny> lol
55:00 <Bonny> thanks Skirmish
55:00 <Skirmish> Where a sad and miserable life spills onto the internet. 
56:00 <Apples> <Skirmish> Listen mate, I keep up with the fittest NRL players in the gym. Do you even lift bro?
56:00 <Apples> rofl
56:00 <Skirmish> <Apples> i am going to make up everything because that is what i do
57:00 <Apples> Skirmish which NRL players exactly did you keep up with in the gym?
57:00 <Apples> Or was it the 'fittest' as a collective group
57:00 <Bonny> NRL players lol
57:00 <Apples> a day where all the 'fittest' NRL went to the same gym
58:00 <plod> lol
58:00 <Skirmish> I’ve only trained with one … how did it become multiple players? 
58:00 <plod> ive heard a lot of shit here but thats gold
58:00 <Apples> Skirmish tells a lot of 'tall tales'
59:00 <Bonny> or Apples edit logs
00:00 <plod> Skirmish is a shit talker
00:00 <Skirmish> plod: My fiance’s cousin is Boyd Cordner. We were both up in Old Bar where his family and funnily enough my fiance’s family too live. He said he was going to the gym in taree and asked if I wanted to go … I went.  Not much of a story apart from that. 
00:00 <Skirmish> Bonny: He doesn’t edit … he completely fabricates. 
00:00 <plod> lolllllllllllll
00:00 <Apples> lmaooooooooooooooooooo @ Skirmish
00:00 <plod> u felt the need to clarify?
00:00 <Bonny> seems like it, Skirmish
01:00 <Skirmish> plod: Just clearing up the “creativity” input from Apples. His obsession doesn’t come with any real desire to tell the truth. 
02:00 <Skirmish> Just so you can keep your lady boners going … he rang me about 10 tonight! 
02:00 <Skirmish> OMFG SKIRMISH USES A PHONE!!!!
02:00 <plod> or its the truth and you are trying to make him look bad
03:00 <Skirmish> plod: Your call to make.
04:00 <Bonny> cant believe how you guys take IRC so serious lol
04:00 <Bonny> tit for tat
04:00 <Bonny> lol
04:00 <plod> Bonny u dont?
04:00 <Bonny> nup
04:00 <plod> omg
04:00 <plod> i do
04:00 <Bonny> hey Maurice
04:00 <plod> i thought everyone did
05:00 <Skirmish> Bonny: Only Apples takes it seriously. The rest of us are just here to pass the time.
05:00 <Bonny> lol
05:00 <Bonny> well Maurice is here, watch them go quiet lol
05:00 <Skirmish> They’re all scared of Maurice. 
06:00 <Bonny> lol
07:00 <Apples> rofl
07:00 <Skirmish> Bonny: It is funny seeing Apples go on though. He’s been calling me a store man for a few months so I take a picture with a hand written note on one of the monitors at work the other week. He hasn’t called me a store man since lol. 
07:00 <Apples> Skirmish you seem to be a little fixated with me
07:00 <Apples> What have I done to offend you?
07:00 <Skirmish> Nothing. You’re not offensive at all. 
08:00 <Bonny> lol Skirmish
08:00 <Skirmish> Bonny: If you want there is a pic floating around of Apples naked on his lounge jerking off into a webcam. The female on the other end found it so hilarious she released the pic. 
09:00 <Bonny> lol
09:00 <plod> lies
09:00 <Bonny> I'll past
09:00 <plod> where is sad pic?
09:00 <Skirmish> plod: Actually it’s very true. 
09:00 <Bonny> dont want to encourage the troll
09:00 <plod> said***
09:00 <Bonny> hey Fez.. :)
09:00 <Fez> Heya bonny
10:00 <Bonny> how is ya?
10:00 <Apples> lol
10:00 <Skirmish> plod: You would need to ask around to see who’s got the link to it. I know simba does.
10:00 <Fez> Very well
10:00 <Skirmish> He is how I seen it. 
10:00 <Fez> Just got home
10:00 <Apples> he think  I'm mendelsohn
10:00 <Bonny> from where?
10:00 <Apples> This is for you Skirmish http://i59.tinypic.com/352r8es.jpg
10:00 <Fez> Hows yoy bonny?
10:00 <Bonny> I'm good thanks
10:00 <Fez> From the speedway
10:00 <Bonny> oh cool
11:00 <Fez> Yea it was
11:00 <Fez> Ended up with more dirt on me then whats on the track
11:00 <Skirmish> Apples: I’ll pass. Knowing you’re capable of jerking off on cam doesn’t inspire any confidence to click your links. 
11:00 <Bonny> lol Fez
12:00 <Skirmish> Fez: Super sedans? 
12:00 <Fez> Sprintcars
12:00 <Skirmish> Guy I used to hang out with was racing last I heard. Tim Bink. 
12:00 <Fez> Stockcars
12:00 <Bonny> as in drags, Fez?
12:00 <Fez> Uhm
12:00 <Fez> Nope
12:00 <Bonny> k
12:00 <Skirmish> Was many years ago. 
12:00 <Bonny> natcars?
13:00 <Fez> Nat?
13:00 <Fez> No
13:00 <Bonny> supernats
13:00 <Fez> Sprintcars
13:00 <Bonny> k
13:00 <Fez> I think it was nationals yea
13:00 <Bonny> cool
13:00 <Fez> Im not much into them as a followinf
13:00 <Fez> Tv dont do them justice
14:00 <Bonny> why watch on tv when you can see them live?
14:00 <FredFlinstone> where is the Student?
14:00 <Fez> Xactly
14:00 <FredFlinstone> I feel like sone gay sex
14:00 <Bonny> that's nice
15:00 <Bonny> glad you see it funny
15:00 <Apples> So Skirmish how much do you bench 'bro'?
15:00 <Skirmish> 105. 
15:00 <Skirmish> You?
16:00 <Fez> 4.50 for a 600ml coke
16:00 <Fez> Fuckin redic
16:00 <Fez> Meh
16:00 <Bonny> we charge $5 at the mcg for the coke
16:00 <Bonny> and also water.. $5
16:00 <Fez> Oh true
16:00 <Ben> Evening
16:00 <Fez> Yea its gay
16:00 <plod> food and drinks at the footy are a rip off
16:00 <Bonny> hey Ben
17:00 <Ben> hey Bonny, hows things
17:00 <Bonny> ppl can buy from supermarket and bring it with them
17:00 <Fez> Wonder what theyvwere chargin for the jim beam cans
17:00 <Bonny> good thanks, Ben.. and yourself?
17:00 <Fez> Yea. We found that out
17:00 <Ben> Yeah not bad thanks
17:00 <Bonny> $10
17:00 <Bonny> good to hear
17:00 <Ben> At last I can sit down
17:00 <Fez> I meant at archerfeild
17:00 <Ben> Should go to bed soon
18:00 <Bonny> no idea
18:00 <Ben> Had 15 people over for dinner
18:00 <Ben> So I'm wrecked
18:00 <Bonny> we sell gatorade for $5.90
18:00 <Fez> Yea
18:00 <Fez> Fun prices going out
18:00 <Fez> All good
18:00 <Bonny> like I said.. ppl can shop at supermarket and bring with them
19:00 <Bonny> which is what I'd do
19:00 <Fez> I didnt pay entry so i saved $28 
19:00 <Bonny> cool
19:00 <Fez> Yea mum loves me
19:00 <Skirmish> You pay for the convienience of having someone right there giving you what you want.  That is why it’s always inflated pricing. 
19:00 <Bonny> mum loves me too but she's pissy with me atm lol
19:00 <Bonny> only cos I wouldn't celebrate easter
19:00 <Fez> Ah well
19:00 <Ben> Easter is over rated
20:00 <Skirmish> It’s for kids.
20:00 <Bonny> that's right, Skirmish
20:00 <Fez> I give mum extra board most weeks
20:00 <Ben> True
20:00 <Skirmish> And people that believe in the magical sky daddy stories.
20:00 <Fez> Her way of sayin thanx i guess
20:00 <Bonny> so it wasn't free then, Fez.. :P
21:00 <Ben> Well, we had 12 (not 15 as first thought) for dinner, inclusive of 5 kids
21:00 <ZeroDistance> word up motherfucker
21:00 <ZeroDistance> cheese wheels motherfucker
21:00 <Bonny> lol
21:00 <Ben> Started cooking at 3pm and somehow managed to get the portioning right for everything
21:00 <Fez> For me it was
22:00 <Fez> :p
22:00 <Ben> Its nothing exciting but made a massive batch of pasta sauce, home made garlic bread and bruchetta mix and a massive salad. The whole lot got eaten
22:00 <Ben> oh and course pasta to go with the pasta sauce (duh)
23:00 <Skirmish> There is a waffle limit. You have exceeded yours Ben. No more waffle.
23:00 <Ben> .........whatever
23:00 <Ben> I'm entitled to do whatever I want..
23:00 <Ben> Its your choice whether you listen or not
23:00 <Skirmish> No wonder you have no friends.
24:00 <Ben> I have plenty
24:00 <Bonny> brb.. tea time
25:00 <Ben> Tea as in dinner, or tea as in cup of tea?
25:00 <Fez> Mugga
28:00 <Picard> baaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
29:00 <Fez> Baha men?
29:00 <Fez> They let the dogs out
29:00 <Picard> woooooooooooooooof woooooooooooooooooooooof
30:00 <Fez> Small things..
30:00 <Bonny> back
30:00 <Bonny> with my mugga
31:00 <Bonny> are you able to take the longneck in your throat, Excessive?
31:00 <Excessive> throat?
31:00 <Picard> bonny can u deepthroat without gagging???
31:00 <Bonny> yes as in blowjobs
32:00 <Bonny> sure can, Picard.. can you?
32:00 <Excessive> nah I don't blow
32:00 <Liinda> >.< i forgot i was here
32:00 <Bonny> lol
32:00 <Excessive> I get blown
32:00 <Bonny> hey Liinda.. :)
32:00 <Liinda> hai bonnyyyy
32:00 <Excessive> ciao Liinda
32:00 <Bonny> so you can't deepthroat, Excessive?
32:00 <Bonny> how are you, Liinda?
32:00 <Liinda> hai Excessive =)
32:00 <Excessive> nah I don't
32:00 <Liinda> Im good bonny... bored shitless actually
32:00 <Bonny> awww
33:00 <Liinda> hows u?
33:00 <Bonny> I not long woke up from my nap so I'm not tired or bored yet
33:00 <Bonny> lol
33:00 <Picard> yes Bonny i can
33:00 <Liinda> hahaha nanna nap eh?
33:00 <Bonny> yup
33:00 <Bonny> that's a good skill to have, Picard
33:00 <Excessive> I jus got up not long ago too
33:00 <Picard> nothing as good as a cock down the back of your throat
33:00 <Excessive> I slept all day
33:00 <Liinda> lol
33:00 <Bonny> I worked today
33:00 <Bonny> so I didn
33:00 <Liinda> i wish i could go back to work
34:00 <Liinda> BAD_BOY_69?
34:00 <Bonny> didnt have the luxury of working all day
34:00 <Bonny> I mean sleeping all day
34:00 <Fez> Hehe
34:00 <Bonny> lol
34:00 <Excessive> I've got this on, tis pretty gd .... to me ....... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_aZVUTTsm0
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: AstroPilot - Live Set (Rainbow Serpent Festival 2014) (Mar 11, 2014) 01:29:32 - Category: Entertainment - 1,400 views - 21 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
34:00 <Liinda> Fezzleness
34:00 <Fez> I downloaded sprintcars for rfactor
35:00 <BAD_BOY_69> linda ku je ?
35:00 <Bonny> anyone want a choccie easter egg?
35:00 <Liinda> BAD_BOY_69 huh?
35:00 <Fez> But the sound dont work
35:00 <Fez> Hii liinda
35:00 <Skirmish> Step out for 5 mins and the channel explodes! It’s a Liindagasm!
35:00 <Fez> Yes please bonny
35:00 <Picard> Skirmish hello lad
35:00 <Liinda> BAD_BOY_69 who are you
35:00 <Picard> how u been
36:00 <Bonny> lol
36:00 <Liinda> brb thirsty... wine is dehydrating
36:00 <Skirmish> Every day I wake up and realise I am not you Picard … is a beautiful day.
36:00 <Liinda> and so it chocolcate \
36:00 <Skirmish> How about you?
37:00 <BAD_BOY_69> lindalishes 
37:00 <Bonny> yeah anything sweet does make you thirsty
37:00 <Picard> u wish u was me son
37:00 <Fez> Ta bonny :D
37:00 <Skirmish> lishes?  
37:00 <Bonny> you're welcome, Fez
37:00 <Skirmish> If you’re going to do it at least learn to spell.
37:00 <Fez> I dont make people thirsty
38:00 <Fez> Im sweet as
38:00 <BAD_BOY_69> lishesovich 
38:00 <Serenity> yes so you shouldnt eat too much of me, ill make you thirsty
38:00 <Skirmish> Liindalicious you jew. 
38:00 <Bonny> does anyone eat you, Fez?
38:00 <Fez> They used to
38:00 <Bonny> hey Serenity
38:00 <Liinda> ok back
38:00 <Serenity> heyo
38:00 <Bonny> wb Liinda
38:00 <BAD_BOY_69> muzzy here 
38:00 <BAD_BOY_69> mr lishes 
39:00 <Fez> Big balls i hope
39:00 <Bonny> lol
39:00 <Liinda> ty bonny
39:00 <Bonny> yw, Liinda
39:00 <Liinda> BAD_BOY_69 stil no idea who u are
39:00 <BAD_BOY_69> <Skirmish> Liindalicious
39:00 <Serenity> i have massive balls
39:00 <BAD_BOY_69> linda why 
39:00 <BAD_BOY_69> u playin 
39:00 <couleurs> :)
39:00 <Bastardly_One> well 
39:00 <Liinda> boh
39:00 <Liinda> heys Bastardly_One
40:00 <Bastardly_One> hey liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda 
40:00 <Fez> Good to know serenity 
40:00 <Crip> www.tunein.radioxenu.com
40:00 <Skirmish> Thank god he’s …. fucking hell.
40:00 <Crip> *spam*
40:00 <Skirmish> I refuse to listen to scientology radio.
40:00 <couleurs> hi Liinder
40:00 <Bonny> thanks for the heads up, Skirmish
40:00 <Liinda> hai couleurs =)
40:00 <Crip> its dubstep hour fuckers
40:00 <Crip> make a request
40:00 <Excessive> ouch
40:00 <Liinda> nice crips....  UKF?
40:00 <Excessive> dubstep
41:00 <Bastardly_One> brostep hour eh?
41:00 <Skirmish> I request no scientology. 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmm ... 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I could make you lose all your listeners but ... Centipede by Knife Party would be a good one 
42:00 <Crip> fuck yeah
42:00 <Crip> ill play that
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna say Skrillex - All Is Fair in Love and Brostep
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but don't play that or you'll lose every listener you have
42:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One hello
42:00 <Crip> fuck skrill
42:00 <Bastardly_One> evenin' young fella
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Sonny thinks he can learn everything off Nero, get a finger trigger and take over the world
43:00 <Bastardly_One> pity he's turned to shit 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that album is shit 
43:00 <Excessive> Liinda, how much of Shpongle did u dl?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Recess is really second rate 
43:00 <Liinda> Excessive i dl'd their album
44:00 <Excessive> ah cool
44:00 <Liinda> =)
44:00 <Picard> i just had sex
44:00 <Excessive> likin it?
44:00 <Defunct> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF4azs25kUw
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Electric Six - Down At McDonaldz (Feb 5, 2008) 4:05 - Category: Music - 190,125 views - 1,070 likes (98.8%), 13 dislikes (1.2%)
44:00 <Liinda> Hands dont count picard :P
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, try and find deamau5 as testpilot Crip
44:00 <Bonny> hey Bastardly_One
44:00 <Picard> does it cound when im alone?
44:00 <Liinda> lol
44:00 <Picard> oh Liinda u ruined it
44:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Bonny :)
44:00 <Bonny> :)
44:00 <Liinda> hahaha one step ahead of u
44:00 <Skirmish> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMokMQ8Bu7Y
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: [Glitch Hop / 110BPM] - Pegboard Nerds and Tristam - Razor Sharp [Monstercat Release] (May 1, 2013) 4:42 - - 3,786,716 views - 76,258 likes (98.9%), 884 dislikes (1.1%)
44:00 <Skirmish> Play that Crip 
44:00 <Bonny> I'm going away for 2 weeks Bastardly_One.. leave on tuesday
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Crip, as testpilot he's more tekkers ... see what you can find 
45:00 <Defunct> People need a place to go!
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish likes glitch? good shit 
45:00 <Liinda> My bed is calling me
45:00 <Bonny> night Liinda.. sleep well. :)
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Bonny, oh ok ... that'll be good in a lot of ways
45:00 <Serenity> your bed is calling me too
45:00 <Liinda> lol not going yet
45:00 <Excessive> niiiiiiiiiiiite
45:00 <Serenity> i mean.. goodnight Liinda
45:00 <Skirmish> My son and I are huge Monstercat supporters. 
45:00 <Liinda> lol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> night Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda
45:00 <Bonny> yah.. I'll have my lappy with me but prolly won't be on much
45:00 <couleurs> bye Liinder good chat
45:00 <Defunct> Are you a male Skirmish?
45:00 <Liinda> i'M NOT GOING YET
45:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> Crip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2lNHv_YjLA
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rebecca Black - Friday (Deadmau5 Remix) Video (Mar 23, 2011) 1:34 - Category: Music - 8,413 views - 27 likes (84.4%), 5 dislikes (15.6%)
46:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> Wikked remix
46:00 <Skirmish> Defunct: For the right price I can be.
46:00 <Serenity> haha
46:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> Anyone here that loud noise?
46:00 <Bonny> lol Skirmish
46:00 <Serenity> i wish i was going away to a sunny island beach for 2 weeks
46:00 <NBN_For_The_Amish_NOW> Anyone here hear that loud noise?
46:00 <Defunct> I'd just thought it would be sweet that in this day an age a son has a father
46:00 <Liinda> hahaha
47:00 <Bonny> well where I'm going is free so I can't argue about the weather lol
47:00 <Apples> This is for you Skirmish http://i59.tinypic.com/352r8es.jpg
47:00 <Skirmish> Well I am sweet like chocolate. 
47:00 <Liinda> Where ya off to Bonny
47:00 <Skirmish> Apples: Give up you clown I am not clicking your links.
47:00 <Bastardly_One> crip, play this too ... because "stop" hour needs a mau5 ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etdlQtRP9zw
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: deadmau5 - My Pet Coelacanth (Aug 19, 2013) 0 - Category: Music - 157,248 views - 1,699 likes (98.7%), 22 dislikes (1.3%)
47:00 <Liinda> Skirmish is like compound chocolate
47:00 <Liinda> sweet but cheap and leasves an aftertatse :P
48:00 <Skirmish> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-_Ud8TZLLI
48:00 <Bastardly_One> actually, don't ... it's too house 
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shanks and Bigfoot Sweet like chocolate (Original Video) (Jun 28, 2012) 3:14 - Category: Music - 90,685 views - 460 likes (98.3%), 8 dislikes (1.7%)
48:00 <Defunct> meh DJs
48:00 <Excessive> Liinda, try some "Younger Brother" too, u mite like it
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, Skirmish
48:00 <Defunct> aren't as good as artists
48:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on a sec ... if you've got 2 hours to listen to something
48:00 <Skirmish> Defunct: On a serious note though … yes I am male and a devoted dad. 
48:00 <Liinda> Excessive same kind of sound?
48:00 <Excessive> ye
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't have to actually watch it ... listening to it is good enough
48:00 <Excessive> down tempo
48:00 <Defunct> That's good to hear Skirmish
49:00 <Crip> pffft
49:00 <Defunct> Crip. I remember you. Did you ever play Team Fortress 2?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etdlQtRP9zw
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: deadmau5 - My Pet Coelacanth (Aug 19, 2013) 7:46 - Category: Music - 157,248 views - 1,699 likes (98.7%), 22 dislikes (1.3%)
49:00 <Excessive> Liinda, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUm4AoMxu_o
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Younger Brother - All I Want (Nov 4, 2007) 8:19 - Category: Music - 617,221 views - 2,340 likes (98.7%), 30 dislikes (1.3%)
50:00 <Bastardly_One> best two hours of electro ever ... and wrong link
50:00 <Crip> yeah still play tf2
50:00 <Crip> 4500 hrs...
50:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB_1oWacL7g
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Deadmau5 Live Set (HD) (Apr 6, 2014) 02:08:27 - Category: Music - 218,627 views - 2,604 likes (97.1%), 77 dislikes (2.9%)
50:00 <Defunct> I was fully agro at you. Because you trolled me or something
50:00 <Bastardly_One> actually, watch for a couple of seconds just to see the cunt's home studio
50:00 <Crip> hahaha, i do that
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I want that studio bad
52:00 <Crip> do you still play Defunct
52:00 <Crip> ?
52:00 <Skirmish> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgcY2W5qs6M
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: East 17 - Stay Another Day (Video) (This video contains content not available in your country.) - - -
52:00 <Skirmish> Play that Crip
52:00 <Liinda> Excessive hmmmm, nt sure i like this one
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Skirmish
52:00 <Crip> if i play that i will prolly cut my own ears off
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you've only got 8 mins haven't you?
53:00 <Skirmish> If I could spell the painters name I would make a witty comment about that. 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> left I mean 
53:00 <Crip> im on for another hour 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Picasso
53:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go ... cut and paste
53:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ... what's your final hour?
53:00 <Crip> ok im playing it
53:00 <Excessive> have u even listened to it Liinda lol?
53:00 <Skirmish> I forgot the expert of everything was online. 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... playing East 17?
54:00 <Liinda> yeah i am listening to it
54:00 <Liinda> sounds more country than anything
54:00 <Compton_Menace> alrighty 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd be you who thinks that Skirmish ... don't you ever get bored with being  bore?
54:00 <Defunct> yeah Crip. You might have known me as p0p-dog
54:00 <Crip> oh hell yeah
54:00 <Skirmish> Ok Ok … I understand you need something that’s more dance and East17 wasn’t the right style so lets get serious. 
55:00 <Crip> hey man
55:00 <Crip> i trolled you hard 
55:00 <Skirmish> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF4PsI-xJRQ
55:00 <Liinda> east 17
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: S Club Party - S Club 7 (Apr 4, 2012) 4:48 - Category: Music - 56,773 views - 117 likes (95.9%), 5 dislikes (4.1%)
55:00 <Defunct> hey :)
55:00 <Liinda> i remember them! i had their cd single
55:00 <Crip> on those maps where ud go engie up top
55:00 <Defunct> yeah
55:00 <Compton_Menace> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm8zAY_PUY8
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Menace - Reality (Directed by Taydoe Productions) (Nov 6, 2009) 4:55 - Category: Music - 7,357 views - 58 likes (98.3%), 1 dislikes (1.7%)
55:00 <Defunct> that was years ago
55:00 <Crip> hell yeah, i still play 3 days a week
56:00 <Crip> well friday night sat and sun
57:00 <Skirmish> My son probably plays against you. 
57:00 <Compton_Menace> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm8zAY_PUY8
57:00 <Skirmish> He’s been big into it and those are the days I let him play. 
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Menace - Reality (Directed by Taydoe Productions) (Nov 6, 2009) 4:55 - Category: Music - 7,357 views - 58 likes (98.3%), 1 dislikes (1.7%)
58:00 <Defunct> If you look out towards the east in the evening, a particularly bright red star is Mars
58:00 <Excessive> mabbe some ov this Liinda ........... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL-j_aKg_4Q
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hallucinogen and Ott - In Dub (Live) [HQ] (Jun 22, 2013) 52:46 - Category: Music - 49,268 views - 399 likes (97.8%), 9 dislikes (2.2%)
58:00 <Defunct> lately earth has been close to mars
59:00 <Defunct> but we go faster around the sun, we're closer. We're overtaking it on the inside lane
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, this is what I was looking for 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> but you might not know it and therefore not play it 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuw8kQonomY
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dred and Karma (AKA deadmau5) - Suck This. [vinyl rip] (Mar 6, 2014) - Category: Music - 381 views - 4 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
59:00 <BAD_BOY_69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm8zAY_PUY8
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Menace - Reality (Directed by Taydoe Productions) (Nov 6, 2009) 4:55 - Category: Music - 7,357 views - 58 likes (98.3%), 1 dislikes (1.7%)
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