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00:00 <PandasDontDrive> deeldose i DOMINATED
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hope China felt it
01:00 <deeldose> im glad
01:45 <PandasDontDrive> wooo
01:52 <PandasDontDrive> free Killer Instinct on xbox one!
02:00 <deeldose> its the right thing to do
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
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05:00 <PandasDontDrive> 4 Serenity https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/603643_678233462213030_975244268915740893_n.jpg
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahehehe
05:03 Nick: dematerialised is now known as greeneyedmonster
10:19 <PandasDontDrive> deeldose i DOMINATED
10:27 <PandasDontDrive> i hope China felt it
11:18 <deeldose> im glad
11:30 <deeldose> its the right thing to do
12:09 <PandasDontDrive> lol
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14:39 <PandasDontDrive> 4 Serenity https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/603643_678233462213030_975244268915740893_n.jpg
14:40 <PandasDontDrive> ahehehe
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16:20 <simba> i drew that
17:47 <PandasDontDrive> i bet you did ;)
18:00 <Shadowgate> someone type at 12am lol
18:00 <Shadowgate> i wanna die of laughter
18:02 <mattyd> looks like a screen cap from the SimpSons if ya arks me
18:25 <PandasDontDrive> looks like i want to lick it
18:47 <simba> Yeah. Looks like the Artstyle used by Matt Groening and co. between 1998 and 2003.
19:18 <mattyd> *groens loudly* .. yeh ..
19:23 <PandasDontDrive> lol
19:42 <simba> Matt Grinning
20:06 <PandasDontDrive> Muff Grunting
20:23 <simba> mattyd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ydyh9l_jao
20:24 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sandstorm on tub tunes trumpet (Jan 1, 2009) 1:12 - Category: Music - 544,990 views - 8,704 likes (99.1%), 83 dislikes (0.9%)
20:25 <PandasDontDrive> oer
20:31 <PandasDontDrive> i forgot to put ma glurves on
20:45 <PandasDontDrive> wonder if they're called wristbands because they only go to the wrist
21:00 <xm> i can hook you up with lethal levels of nitrous oxide if you want
21:26 <mattyd> (Y)
21:30 <PandasDontDrive> it's so quiet im scareds
21:30 <mattyd> very fuken nise
22:00 <crash> i wouldn't mind some for my car
23:00 <xm> what's the story about your choice of nick
23:00 <xm> ?
24:00 <crash> me ?
27:00 <crash> my housemate bought some stupid ab workout machine 
27:00 <crash> home shopping, worst idea ever
28:00 <Excessive> is it interestin that the cops say "niner" instead of "nine" over the radio?
28:04 Quit: PandasDontDrive ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
29:00 <crash> guess niner rolls off the tongue easier
31:00 <Excessive> it is actually cause it also sounds like the German "nein", they teach it to u if u ever do even a guard's course
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31:19 <ZeroDistance> mah hands r so warm
31:27 <ZeroDistance> neone want me to warm their penis?
32:00 <Saemon> bow chicka wow wowwww
32:00 <Saemon> im back bitches
32:41 <deeldose> what if in the next million years girls evolved foreskins over their nipples
33:00 <Saemon> ok i havent officially been diagnosed as lactose intolerant per se
33:00 <xm> less confusion between zero and 9?
33:00 <Saemon> but when ever i drink any form of milk, i fat alot and sometimes het diyarria
33:22 <Maurice> Then we'd cum within 2 minutes.
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33:25 <deeldose> what would u do
33:47 <deeldose> do u reckon there would be another circumcision debate?
34:00 <Saemon> but i can still eat cheese, ice cream, yoghurt etc no problems
34:00 <crash> not sure Excessive maybe ?
34:00 <Saemon> so the milk farting thing must mean im some sort of intolerance for milk
34:00 <DemonsRun> Been self diagnosing again?
35:00 <Saemon> <Excessive> it is actually cause it also sounds like the German "nein", they teach it to u if u ever do even a guard's course
35:00 <Saemon> .....but we aint in germany
35:00 <Saemon> so who even care4s?
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima make iced coffee :P
35:00 <xm> forget IQ tests, forget MBTI, forget star sign compatibilities: this is all that matters http://personality-testing.info/tests/LSRP.php
35:00 <crash> english is derived from a lot of german
36:00 <Saemon> yeah but who in australia, the average tru blu occa
36:00 <Saemon> is gona confuse 'nine' with the german 'nein'?
36:00 <xm> plenty of languages have similar sounds for the same words Saemon 
36:00 <xm> it's not like they developed out of nowhere
36:00 <crash> maybe we can put it forward for bottlecap trivia
36:00 <Saemon> yeah i know, but my point is, here in australia
36:00 <Saemon> we all speak english
36:00 <xm> also they're preparing for the rise of the German Empire again
37:00 <Saemon> so if someone here in australia happens to hear the word nine
37:00 <Saemon> they are not going to assume that its the germen 'nein'
37:00 <xm> also these guard courses may be internationally standardised
37:00 <xm> who knows
37:00 <Saemon> they are gona assume that its the number 9.
37:00 <crash> you would assume so
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38:00 <crash> most australians do not understand german
38:00 <xm> Hitler is going to get cloned. he's making a come back. do you think he think he'll get on with you Saemon ?
38:00 <Saemon> bi u wont
38:00 <Saemon> no u wont
38:00 <crash> and most germans these days understand both uk and us english
38:00 <xm> -he think
38:00 <Saemon> say if u had a nephew and u ask him how old he is
38:00 <Saemon> and he answers 9
38:00 <Saemon> are u gonna assume he's speaking german to you?
38:00 <xm> but there are work cultures that get passed down over many generations even though they have little relevance today
38:00 <Saemon> like, would that be the first thing that pops into your head?
38:01 <ZeroDistance> omigosh
38:07 <ZeroDistance> they already have a foreskin over their clit!
38:10 <ZeroDistance> NOOOOOOOOO!
38:13 <ZeroDistance> mmmm clit
38:19 <deeldose> im mad
38:21 <[Maverick]> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/v/t1.0-9/10175963_10201796791826606_8178900309744205931_n.jpg
39:00 <Saemon> or are u gona assume he means the number 9 when he says nine?
39:00 <Excessive> u obviously didn't get the reality behind wat's bein said Saemon, IT'S THEIR FCKN CODE!!!!!!!!
39:29 <ZeroDistance> WELCOME TO THE MAD HOUSE
39:32 <ZeroDistance> baaatmaan
39:39 <ZeroDistance> oh man i cant wait for final batman game <3
40:00 <Saemon> a cloned hitler is gona be nothing
40:00 <Saemon> ppl assumed that a cloned hitler is gona be exactly the same
41:00 <Saemon> they are wrong
41:00 <Saemon> hitler was a product of nurture
41:00 <Bonny> cf=0
41:00 <Saemon> of his particular situation, environment and position of that particular time of that particular place
41:00 <xm> im sure you can relate
41:00 <Saemon> that led him to become what he became
41:00 <Saemon> if u want the ww2 hitler in a clone
41:00 <Saemon> u gota somehow replicate those conditions again
42:00 <Saemon> impossible
42:00 <xm> Saemon is that dude from The Pretender. throw him hypotheticals and he'd rant about it all night
42:00 <Saemon> hrm i remember that show
42:00 <xm> someone's gotta save the world
44:00 <xm> anyway, just looked it up. the niner thing is just a legacy thing back from the days when the signal wasnt always reliable and 5 and 9 could be confused with the noise or whatever
45:00 <xm> a bit like with captchas and you cant tell whether it's a i or 1 sometimes
45:00 <xm> an*
45:00 <xm> given that most things are digital now (not all obviously) it wouldnt be too much of an issue
46:00 <xm> but i still prefer the hitler theory
46:00 <xm> THE FUHRER SHALL RISE AGAIN!!!!!!!!
46:00 <crash> lol
46:00 <Excessive> ./noteop send Skirmish Hey wat's up with this "niner" instead of "nine" over the radio? :S
47:00 <xm> he may think you're talking about security guards checking out women and their rating systems
50:39 <simba> i can
52:25 <deeldose> batmans a big homo
52:28 <deeldose> with alfred
52:41 <Maurice> And Robin is his bottom, we know
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52:49 <deeldose> they battarang each other
54:21 * Excessive lights up again n nudges Bastardly_One
54:55 <Bastardly_One> yeah what?
55:09 <Excessive> soup
55:21 <Excessive> I mean "sup"
56:12 <Bastardly_One> not much man
56:24 <Bastardly_One> winding down for sleep ... class in the morning ... blah blah blah
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10300325_505224986245170_2297618347889237416_n.jpg
57:02 <Excessive> ah rite
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> [23:58] <Excessive> is it interestin that the cops say "niner" instead of "nine" over the radio?
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> [23:59] <crash> guess niner rolls off the tongue easier
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> [00:01] <Excessive> it is actually cause it also sounds like the German "nein", they teach it to u if u ever do even a guard's course
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> must be idiot houor
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> hour*
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyone here watch Bill Maher RELIGULOUS?
59:00 <crash> yeah, not to bad
59:14 <ZeroDistance> sloip
00:00 <Saemon> faux
00:00 <faux> ?
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03:08 <simba> i whip my hair back and forth i whip my hair back and forth i whip my hair back and forth i whip my hair back and forth i whip my hair back and forth i whip my hair back and forth i whip my hair back and forth i whip my hair back and forth
04:14 <ZeroDistance> lmao
04:16 <Excessive> I don't understand I don't understand I don't understand
04:28 <ZeroDistance> and surprisingly that song's better than anything Bieber has ever done
05:19 <simba> Hahahaha Justin Bieber yes God his mUisc s*cks
05:32 <ZeroDistance> lol
06:00 <Excessive> soz I was meanin to say that "nine" also sounds like the German "nein" ......... if I'm still makin sense to u
07:00 <Shadowgate> faux is cute aww
07:00 <Shadowgate> faux types at 1 am lol
07:29 <TheRiddler> how to stand up when you're 300kg 101
07:42 <TheRiddler> b1 is motivated
07:45 <TheRiddler> :p
08:00 <xm> PandasDontDrive: seen it. terribly executed but he seems nice
08:00 <xm> it was light hearted and not something you'd take seriously...he is a comedian after all
08:15 <simba> how to perform oral sex on a dingo when ur mouth is all dry from sucking lizard cock
08:36 <ZeroDistance> lol
09:49 <TheRiddler> oline stalking for total noobs
10:46 <TheRiddler> how to expertly channel surf for die hard couch potatos
11:58 <simba> how to use irc in 5 easy steps
12:45 <TheRiddler> how to start your heart again after a 3hr kfc binge
13:16 <ZeroDistance> "What you never done coke? Sometimes you heart stop then start up again."
14:20 <ZeroDistance> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/10256375_399774820160355_3044932752014281218_n.jpg
15:00 <xm> if someone like Carlin were doing it he'd probably get snarky
16:00 <xm> but if he did it today he'd do a good job -- because he's dead
16:42 <simba> push up
18:00 <beehhh> babe did a bad bad thing feel like crying
19:00 <beehhh> when the mankind becomes an animal and you're no difference from such example
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21:00 <Maurice> I heard faux is actually a dude
21:00 <Maurice> With a massive wang
21:00 <beehhh> people are drawing funny griffitti on peoples property at werribee
21:00 <beehhh> that wank belongs to a greek man apparently
21:00 <Maurice> Shut up, fuckwit.
22:00 <DemonsRun> ^
22:00 <Maurice> You don't even live here, so get the fuck out.
22:00 <beehhh> my other siblings does
22:00 <DemonsRun> That's not you.
23:00 <Maurice> Sucks to be them, being related to you
23:00 <beehhh> they stopped contacting me but
23:00 <Maurice> MY OTHER SIBLINGS DOES
23:00 <xm> anyone notice that One Nation support dwindled after beehhh got kicked out. it's like he was the focal point of all the hatred of foreigners
23:00 <Maurice> Can't say I blame them
23:00 <Saemon> yeah to Bengali's Australia says NO.
23:00 <Maurice> To you, we say NO
24:00 <beehhh> years back i was awarded by the top door to door sales man by telstra in 98 in 99
24:00 <Maurice> Rofl
24:00 <Saemon> beehhh go stay out of our country mate, we're full.
24:00 <xm> LOL
24:00 <Saemon> you have to have white skin to live here
24:00 <Maurice> Saemon, go with him.
24:00 <beehhh> MH370 ended up in bangladesh river
24:00 <Saemon> but i have white skin though...
24:00 <beehhh> why in my country but
24:00 <Maurice> And?
24:43 <TheRiddler> I have more figures
24:52 <TheRiddler> I just took pics of
24:52 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.dropbox.com/s/23fawvb5q74086e/2014-04-29%2023.08.48.jpg
25:00 <beehhh> Saemon i wont even try for the second them i let the others have their fair go
25:00 <Pieter> I lAyed on my ear funny:(
25:00 <Maurice> Oh reAlly?
25:00 <Pieter> Hurts
25:00 <Saemon> beehhh fuck you khankir pola
25:08 <TheRiddler> https://www.dropbox.com/s/p1rdrr5uaftxunc/2014-04-29%2023.09.03.jpg
26:00 <beehhh> let all your papua new guinean come in filled up with tongan goldzilla
27:00 <beehhh> all asian looks the same to me with their specticles on are in australia trying their luck
27:00 <Maurice> What
27:00 <Saemon> http://www.youswear.com/?language=Bengali 
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> <+xm> PandasDontDrive: seen it. terribly executed but he seems nice <- yeah, second time I've seen it
28:00 <Saemon> everybody use those swear words to drive bear out of australia
28:00 <Saemon> beehhh*
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> beehhh IS THE SECOND COMING!
28:00 <Saemon> not if i can help it
28:00 <Maurice> Gonna be bril http://www.imdb.com/media/rm171952384/tt2333784
28:00 <xm> it is pretty old PandasDontDrive 
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> I mean, Jesus was illiterate too
28:00 <beehhh> Saemon is that guy who try to fall in a 14yo cops teen trap bait n got arrested this arvo
28:00 <xm> i think 2005? dunno
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> something like that
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29:00 <xm> oh 2008
29:00 <beehhh> PandasDontDrive they used this tech in the world war to find submarine or ships form adelaide
29:15 Join: Maurice ([email protected]) to #melbourne
29:15 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Maurice
30:19 <ZeroDistance> figures?
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30:42 <ZeroDistance> oh cool
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10300325_505224986245170_2297618347889237416_n.jpg lol
31:00 <beehhh> wow...nigga
31:15 <ZeroDistance> i think last thing i got was ac4 figure
32:00 <beehhh> seems like a plan
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33:00 <beehhh> http://img.addfunny.com/funnypictures/shadman/48/bunchofrobotpenises.jpg
33:59 Nick: deeldose is now known as unlimited_wanks
34:00 <beehhh> euthensia is going to get legalize first in victoria
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35:00 <simba> ZeroDistance
35:04 <simba> do you actually have the ball rolling with TPG?
35:13 <simba> TPG owns!!!!!!!!
35:16 <unlimited_wanks> unlimited wanks motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
35:24 <simba> yep thats me
35:29 <simba> i downloaded a 15gb porn torrent just cos i could
35:30 <unlimited_wanks> TPG owns the shittest company ever award
35:37 <simba> prob wont even watch most of them
35:42 <simba> no u r wrong m8 sorry
35:53 <unlimited_wanks> actualyl tpg is ok if u dont play online games
35:58 <unlimited_wanks> its godo downloads
36:01 <simba> i think it depends on what state youre in .. ive seen people badmouth internode and others call them the very best
36:10 <unlimited_wanks> internode sux now
36:15 <unlimited_wanks> they sold out to iinet or whatever
36:18 <DemonsRun> Lol
36:26 <DemonsRun> unlimited_wanks. Lol
36:29 <DemonsRun> I like that nick
36:29 <simba> i knew iinet bought a company but i forgot who
36:35 <unlimited_wanks> hahah ty
38:04 * Saemon licks simba's toes seductively whilst maintaining eye contact with simba the whole time
38:28 <DemonsRun> ^
38:33 <DemonsRun> Poof.
39:15 <Maurice> aaaaaaaaaa
39:22 <Saemon> http://wrestler.wrestling123.com/pic/15/5e/dustin-runnels-picture-12.jpg
39:24 <Saemon> thats me
39:30 <TheRiddler> https://scontent-b-hkg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10269528_10152351310939481_5444088254291277896_n.jpg
39:37 <Saemon> i want you simba, im after you
39:42 <Saemon> be my prey
39:42 <Bastardly_One> my skinjust crawled
40:02 <simba> super kawaii
40:05 <Maurice> I apologise on behalf of my Es
40:10 * Saemon rubs his chest and inhales in 'shwwwwwwwwwwwooooooo'
40:24 <DemonsRun> Mine too Bastardly_One
40:26 <DemonsRun> Mine too
40:41 <Maurice> https://m.ak.fbcdn.net/scontent-a.xx/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/1982119_10152427988400844_9148877041102279205_n.jpg
40:45 <TheRiddler> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/10251900_10152351312474481_7285768904628927778_n.jpg
40:48 <Maurice> At least my nails are in focus
41:00 <beehhh> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_oldest_trees
41:03 <Saemon> nice those nails are sexy
41:12 <Saemon> i like red finger nail polish on chicks
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41:26 <Bastardly_One> it's orange you freak
41:28 <TheRiddler> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/10173721_10152351311259481_5331049624834444654_n.jpg
41:31 <Maurice> Er
41:31 <Saemon> although ive noticed that chicks have bright pink colored toenails these days
41:34 <Maurice> It;s orange
41:36 <Saemon> is it in fashion atm?
41:41 <Bastardly_One> and the kitteh is gonna eat ya *nods*
41:48 <Saemon> oh my eyes are bad sorry
42:14 <Maurice> She just savaged my hand
42:22 <Maurice> Now shes fucked off
42:31 <Bastardly_One> you're her favourite then
42:46 <Maurice> I swear Auds whispered in her ear, coz she does everything he did
42:49 <Bastardly_One> if she eats you you're her favourite
42:53 <Maurice> I'm not
43:14 <Maurice> She slept on Cam when he was home, he hates cats, shes never slept on me
43:25 <Maurice> Today she licked me all over but thats coz I was out all day
44:00 <Excessive> http://www.hottoys.com.hk/productDetail.php?productID=158
44:20 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if cats have no sense of time like dogs
44:26 <Bastardly_One> like I wonder if that as forever
44:38 <Bastardly_One> *was forever
44:50 <Maurice> Cats are far superior
45:08 <Bastardly_One> yeah but I wonder how they judge time
45:16 <Bastardly_One> like an hour for a dog is ages
45:21 <Maurice> My dog and kitten are shit scared of each other, which is normal for the dog
45:25 <Maurice> But hes an adult, the kitten is not
45:27 <Bastardly_One> not quite forever but a long time
45:50 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I dunno why he's scared of cats
45:57 <Maurice> He seems to be stuck on newborn
46:00 <Bastardly_One> he could swallow them in two chews
46:15 <Maurice> He got attacked by a kitten when he was on a walk
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46:22 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahaha
46:28 <Maurice> Nevermind he was about 4 at the time
46:40 <Bastardly_One> that old and scared for life over it
46:48 <Bastardly_One> wuss dog
47:01 <Maurice> Cam pushed the kitten away with his foot twice
47:09 <Maurice> Doc hid behind Cam
47:16 <Bastardly_One> lol
47:20 <Bastardly_One> that's funny
47:36 <Bastardly_One> he's huge, what's he got to worry about the dumbo?
47:56 <Bastardly_One> a paw swipe would send a kitten flying
48:07 <Maurice> I nearly wet myself over Cams outrage
48:37 <Maurice> The kitten has dug her claws into me when she got startled, I'd worry if I was the dog
48:51 <Bastardly_One> lol
48:58 <Bastardly_One> I love female cats
49:04 <Maurice> She got me right in the palm
49:07 <Bastardly_One> they're seriously not scared of much
49:12 <Bastardly_One> especially when angry
49:24 <Maurice> I have video of her ripping my hand off
49:30 <Bastardly_One> but they seem to be a lot more sadistic as kittens
49:41 <Bastardly_One> and I enjoy the mind games
49:56 <Bastardly_One> and never knowing where they're going to pounce from next
50:01 <Maurice> I love her but I want my boy too
50:08 <Bastardly_One> well of course
50:13 <Maurice> Es is like braveheart, coz her face is two toned
50:21 <Maurice> She jumps out of shadows and makes me shit
50:21 <Bastardly_One> this is why I can never have another cat or dog
50:38 <Bastardly_One> until I am really old
50:39 <Bastardly_One> lol
50:49 <Bastardly_One> sounds like one I had to get rid of called tinker
50:59 <Bastardly_One> she had the entire house under control
51:14 <Bastardly_One> with the most sadistic glee in her eyes
51:32 <Maurice> Es is just tri coloured
51:36 <Bastardly_One> she discovered the only thing that annoyed me despite all attempts was flicking her paw in my tea
51:46 <Bastardly_One> sneaking up on me and FLICK!
51:50 <Bastardly_One> and bolting off
52:00 <Bastardly_One> worked too the little bitch
52:30 <Bastardly_One> the ninja acts would just make me laugh
52:39 <Bastardly_One> hope she mellows though
52:45 <Bastardly_One> imagine that in adult for
52:49 <Bastardly_One> *form
53:26 <Bastardly_One> plus if I get another pet I'd want two if it was cats
53:42 <Bastardly_One> then they can keep themselves amused as well
54:00 <Saemon> pfft
54:00 <Saemon> predator sucks
54:00 <Saemon> overrated twat
54:52 <Bastardly_One> I've got a surrogate cat
54:59 <Bastardly_One> it's owner is jealous of it :P
55:05 <Ana_Ng> grrr
55:18 <Bastardly_One> I go to her house to hang out and the cat demands all my attention
55:35 <Bastardly_One> what are you grrrrrrrrrrrring about old woman? :P
56:40 <Ana_Ng> still asleep
56:51 <Bastardly_One> oh, that all?
57:01 <Bastardly_One> I fell asleep in class today
57:05 <Bastardly_One> was pretty cool
57:11 <Saemon> Bastardly_One you're like the male version of the crazy cat lady from the simpsons.
57:30 <Bastardly_One> when I woke up the teacher person told me to go home
58:03 <ZeroDistance> so i installed Thief b1
58:07 <ZeroDistance> just havent played it
58:28 <Bastardly_One> no legs, your opinion on anything counts as nothing you're that irrelevant
58:33 <ZeroDistance> lol
58:36 <ZeroDistance> yer
58:38 <Bastardly_One> yeah well fucking play it Pandas
58:42 <ZeroDistance> THE FUCKEN BORG WOULDNT WANT YOU MATE!
58:45 <Bastardly_One> I wanna know
58:51 <Saemon> but u are though Bastardly_One
58:54 <ZeroDistance> gonna put it on now
58:54 <Saemon> your old like her
59:01 <Saemon> your weird like her
59:03 <Bastardly_One> the Borg are quite funny from what I percieve
59:04 <ZeroDistance> cbf bf4in atm keep droppin
59:06 <Saemon> your obessed with cats like her
59:09 <ZeroDistance> I <3 borg
59:14 <Saemon> logic here is undeniable
59:15 <ZeroDistance> i <3 seven of nine <3
59:18 <Bastardly_One> I'm not obsessed by cats
59:24 <Bastardly_One> if anything I like little dogs
59:31 <Saemon> scroll up
59:33 <Bastardly_One> they amuse the life out of me
59:38 <Bastardly_One> yeah I like cats and they like me
59:43 <Saemon> youve spent like the past half hour goin on about cats
59:48 <Bastardly_One> but all animals like me a
59:48 <Saemon> tryin to imress Maurice
59:55 <ZeroDistance> lol
59:55 <Saemon> and how u say u dont like cats>
59:58 <Saemon> wut
59:59 <Bastardly_One> no, she was conversing with me fucktard
00:03 <ZeroDistance> ive got gloves on that remind me of garret in thief
00:09 <Bastardly_One> I like cats, I prefer little dogs
00:11 <ZeroDistance> gloves/wristbands watevs
00:38 <Maurice> What
00:47 <Bastardly_One> oh
00:48 <Maurice> I was elsewhere
00:55 <Bastardly_One> apparently you conversing with me
00:56 <ZeroDistance> wouldve got my kinect back today ay b1 if only the lazy ass courier had bothered to knock on my fkn door
00:59 <ZeroDistance> 8am ffs
01:06 <Bastardly_One> was me trying to impress you Maurice
01:10 <Bastardly_One> according to no legs
01:11 <Maurice> Oh
01:12 <Maurice> Gross
01:19 <ZeroDistance> HOT
01:36 <Bastardly_One> when we talk at this time a fair bit if he pays attention
01:38 <ZeroDistance> aight loadin up Thoif
01:39 <Saemon> lol
01:40 <Bastardly_One> depending on your mood
01:45 <Bastardly_One> yeah hurry the fuck up
01:48 <Bastardly_One> I need to crash
01:52 <Bastardly_One> like hours ago
02:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ObE4_nMCjE
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Life Size Lego Car Powered by Air (Dec 17, 2013) 1:52 - Category: Science and Technology - 4,700,266 views - 21,049 likes (97.8%), 475 dislikes (2.2%)
02:25 <DemonsRun> simba: Go look lol
02:27 <Bastardly_One> yeah I hated dogs until this one minature chihahua
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02:43 <Bastardly_One> and man that dog was unique
03:01 <Bastardly_One> used to full on converse for hours in snuffles and grunts and shit
03:54 <ZeroDistance> lol
04:00 <Maurice> Nobody can hate my dog
04:03 <Maurice> He's too ugly for that
04:08 <ZeroDistance> i chose Thief mode cause ive never played it, tho id rather play as Master Thief
04:20 <Bastardly_One> lol ... he's nearly as ugly as a bull terrier
04:25 <ZeroDistance> hahaha
04:45 <Bastardly_One> but he's kind of cute ugly
05:02 <Bastardly_One> probably as he seems like he likes to smile a lot
05:15 <ZeroDistance> oh this is sick
05:51 <Maurice> Piss off
05:57 <Maurice> Hes gorgeous
06:13 <Maurice> His brother is like the Barney Rubble to his Fred Flintstone
06:18 <Bastardly_One> lol ... a face only a mother could love
06:21 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha
06:32 <Maurice> My sister has his bro
06:39 <Bastardly_One> I like that analogy
06:43 <Maurice> They have playdates
06:45 <Bastardly_One> I can see it
06:47 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwww
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07:05 <Maurice> My sisters dog is shorter, fatter and not wrinkly
07:13 <Maurice> With a pointy face
07:21 <Bastardly_One> ah ok, gotcha
07:55 <ZeroDistance> bro
07:59 <ZeroDistance> this shit is so fun hahahaha
08:14 <Maurice> Fuck man
08:27 <Bastardly_One> shit, 2am
08:34 <Maurice> I've just decided to give my kitten a sibling
08:43 <Bastardly_One> lol
08:47 <Bastardly_One> why now?
08:49 <Maurice> And I can't find the post with the kitten that looks like her
09:16 <Maurice> Because I have decided, fuck Cam
09:19 <simba> DemonsRun is the-unliving pollock
09:26 <Maurice> She needs a friend
09:31 <DemonsRun> No!
09:32 <DemonsRun> Lol
09:49 <DemonsRun> Look @ oceangirl tho
09:50 <ZeroDistance> lol
09:51 <Maurice> Auds didnt coz he went everywhere I went, even in the shower
10:00 <beehhh> http://i.sexcartoontube.com/content/jkrcomix/11/4.jpg
10:15 <DemonsRun> Could be peter
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10:22 <ZeroDistance> i only respect cats for one reason
10:30 * Bonny tickles Serenity's balls
10:30 <ZeroDistance> and that's because they domesticated themselves
10:31 <Saemon> heya bono!
10:34 <Bastardly_One> maybe get another kitten
10:37 <Maurice> Because theyre pussy?
10:49 <Maurice> Oh right
10:59 <Saemon> hi Bonny :)
11:08 <Bonny> hello
11:13 <simba> im domesticated
11:23 <Saemon> how u been
11:27 <Bastardly_One> I think 2 cats are better than one ... for both owner and the cats themselves
11:27 <Bonny> ok thanks
11:29 <Maurice> I got this kitten at what I thought was 8 weeks, but she was only 6 :S )
11:40 <Maurice> Showed her the litter tray once and shes never been bad
11:40 <ZeroDistance> gaymesticated
11:42 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna say, she's not 8 weeks
11:51 <ZeroDistance> im gaymasticated ;)
12:02 <Saemon> cats are naturally gayish
12:05 <Saemon> posh n stuff
12:10 <Maurice> Shes 9 weeks on friday
12:17 <Bastardly_One> cats have manners
12:18 <Bonny> cute age
12:24 <Maurice> Was disgusted when I found out how old
12:31 <ZeroDistance> I reckon you'd like this Bastardly_One
12:33 <Bonny> yeah that's too young to give away
12:38 <Maurice> Her brother went to a new home the week before, so at 5 weeks :S
12:39 <ZeroDistance> were there others First Person aswell?
12:48 <Bastardly_One> yeah they were
12:49 <Bonny> that is so wrong
12:55 <ZeroDistance> ah k cool
12:55 <Maurice> I know
13:07 <Maurice> If I knew she was so young I'd have put her on laybuy
13:14 <Bonny> they still need their mother at that age
13:35 <Bastardly_One> they do, up until 6 - 8 weeks
13:39 <Bonny> yup
13:57 <Maurice> When I got her, she'd wake up squeaking and climb up whoever was closest
14:02 <Maurice> Now I know why
14:08 <Bonny> looking for mum
14:12 <Maurice> No, 8-12
14:13 <Maurice> Yep
14:19 <Maurice> I just wish Id known :/
14:25 <Bonny> not your fault
14:36 <DemonsRun> simba!! There! See that!! Complete words in English, complete statement
14:48 <DemonsRun> The unliving I mean
14:52 <Maurice> Yeah coz I smothered her with love :P
14:58 <Bonny> awwwwwww
15:00 <Ana_Ng> who is on top?
15:04 <Maurice> I was gone for most of the day today, got home and she kept licking me
15:11 <Bonny> awwwwwwwwww
15:27 <Maurice> Any other time the fecking cow attacks me
15:44 <Maurice> Found her weakness, abandomnet
15:49 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:52 <Bonny> lol
15:58 <Maurice> Gah spelling
16:00 <beehhh> ohai Ana_Ng
16:00 <Ana_Ng> oh hi
16:04 <Bonny> lol
16:07 <Bonny> abandoment
16:20 <Bonny> I can't spell lol
16:27 <Bastardly_One> the two I most associate with now
16:28 <Maurice> I know, my letters are dyslexic
16:28 <Bonny> abandonment
16:36 <Maurice> I'm just bent
16:46 <Bastardly_One> are both female and one has ADHD/neurosis
16:54 <Bastardly_One> and the other is a butt ugly grump
17:00 <Ana_Ng> l dont recognize her
17:04 <Bastardly_One> the adhd one loves me
17:12 <Bastardly_One> frets when I leave and all apparently
17:26 <ZeroDistance> fk
17:30 <Bastardly_One> the grumpy one is like ... I like you but don't ruin my image
17:33 <ZeroDistance> im startin a new game on hard mode
18:55 <simba> im starting a new irc chat on hard mode
19:00 <beehhh> that is me on top
19:01 <Bastardly_One> suppose I should sleep soon
19:10 <Serenity> chat hard
19:17 <Bonny> hard on?
19:25 <Saemon> lol
19:39 <Serenity> something like that
19:41 <Bastardly_One> ./msg ChanOP mode hard
19:44 <simba> chat hard with a vengeance
19:46 <Bonny> :P
19:56 <unlimited_wanks> wanks
20:08 Join: kinda_boringmale ([email protected]) to #melbourne
20:17 <Saemon> live free, char hard
20:21 <Saemon> chat*
21:01 <Bastardly_One> no legs
21:07 <Bastardly_One> do me a favour?
21:15 <Bastardly_One> shut up
21:16 <Bastardly_One> k?
21:18 <Bastardly_One> thanks
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21:35 <Saemon> beep beep boop
21:42 <Saemon> negative. can. not. comply.
21:53 <Saemon> boop boop beep
22:00 <Serenity> i enrolled in uni today Bonny
22:07 <Bastardly_One> no shit?
22:10 <Bastardly_One> doing what?
22:14 <Bastardly_One> online or what?
22:26 * Maurice chats Serenity HARD
22:27 <Bastardly_One> I know I'm not Bonny but tell
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22:46 <Serenity> both
22:53 Quit: Ana_Ng ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
22:54 <Serenity> and its bachelor of behavioural studies
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23:01 <Bastardly_One> oh, good stuff
23:17 <Bastardly_One> so you cover drugs, alcohol and stuff like that
23:17 <Bonny> excellent stuff Serenity.. studying what? :)
23:18 Join: Ana_Ng ([email protected]) to #melbourne
23:19 <Bastardly_One> and move on
23:23 <Bonny> oh you just said.. cool :)
23:27 <Serenity> haha
23:30 <Bastardly_One> I know the one ... I tend to talk to the people from that class
23:40 <ZeroDistance> b1 get this game!!!!
23:42 <Serenity> ultimately id like to work with kids but we'll see where i go
23:43 <ZeroDistance> :P :P :P :P
23:56 <Bastardly_One> good stuff Serenity ... seriously
24:00 <\romeO_> handjob
24:00 <\romeO_> blowjob
24:14 <Bastardly_One> I always wanted to work in that eviroment but left it way too late
24:24 <Saemon> lol
24:36 <Serenity> in a perfect world id have started 10 years ago but i had no idea what i wanted to do until now
24:46 <Bonny> I wanted to do that course when I finished year 12 but I had to move out of home to study it and my parents being greek wouldn't let me go
24:57 <Bastardly_One> I still don't know completely what I want to be when I grow up
25:00 <\romeO_> mmm whered my rollie papers go
25:00 <\romeO_> found em
25:00 <\romeO_> :)
25:17 <Bastardly_One> by the time I was about 30ish I wanted to do what you're doing
25:22 <Serenity> its actually everything thats been happening with my son tahts made me realise how into it i am
25:31 <Bastardly_One> had some major shit happen and that threw me off course for a while
25:31 <Bonny> cool
25:38 <Serenity> specially with the childrens early intevention side
25:39 <Bastardly_One> and then felt I was too old
25:47 <Saemon> amen
26:03 <Bastardly_One> fuck up no legs
26:12 <Bastardly_One> I could still do it ... with adults
26:26 <Bastardly_One> I just want to actually do something with my 50s
26:37 <Bastardly_One> and I've gone for something I'm good at
26:51 <Bastardly_One> and if you know me with people
26:53 <Serenity> im nearly 30 i need to get my shit sorted
26:57 <Serenity> fucked around for too long
27:01 <Bastardly_One> I'm fucking great with people
27:09 <Serenity> i should be finished by the time im 32
27:09 <Bonny> 30? ahh those were the days lol
27:10 <Bastardly_One> that's one thing I have going for me isn't it Bonny?
27:11 <Serenity> so thats ok
27:19 <Bonny> online you are
27:22 <Bastardly_One> yeah don't leave it 15 yrs more
27:29 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I'm identical offline
27:34 <Saemon> you studying full time Serenity?
27:43 <Serenity> hell some people havent even started their families and shit by 32 so its not too old i guess
27:44 <Bastardly_One> My classmates can't believe I know half the campus alrady
27:54 <Bonny> nah it's not Serenity.. it's a good age
28:08 <unlimited_wanks> i have no family but i have wanks =/
28:13 <Bastardly_One> seriously, I think though when it's child related you want to go into
28:16 <Bonny> lol unlimited_wanks
28:22 <unlimited_wanks> xD
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28:27 <Bastardly_One> they have to relate to you as well so being too old they kind of take less notice
28:43 <beehhh> maken a detox juice
28:48 <Bastardly_One> say I started that, got a job ... it would have to be with adults or mature adults
29:00 <\romeO_>  Roots - The Seed (2.0) featuring Cody ChesnuTT.mp3
29:00 <\romeO_> so who's alive tonight?
29:00 <\romeO_> im gunna go get a coke
29:01 <beehhh> my gf needs to shave her cock
29:01 <unlimited_wanks> just remember...when life is awful: you can always wank
29:20 <ZeroDistance> lol
29:30 <Bastardly_One> I'm old enough to know that whatever I do I'm going to use it from home
29:42 <unlimited_wanks> u can wank at home
29:45 <Bastardly_One> like, get things I know how to do or even don't know down on paper
29:49 <beehhh> bitches give me stress even when im gay wtf is that
29:56 <Bastardly_One> then work from home from places like freelancer, etc
30:00 <\romeO_> after my smoke
30:00 <\romeO_> www.cumdumpster.com
30:00 <\romeO_> =) :D
30:00 <\romeO_> +-+
30:10 <beehhh> women are main reason of men's extintion
30:17 <Serenity> fuck off
30:32 <Bastardly_One> no!
30:37 <Bastardly_One> Oh, wait ...
30:38 <beehhh> yes!
30:48 <Bastardly_One> she means you dipshit
30:54 <Saemon> i want to be olympian sprinter
31:00 <\romeO_> dead
31:00 <\romeO_> good smoke
31:03 <ShadowLurker> LOL
31:12 <DemonsRun> ...
31:17 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
31:18 <Saemon> why do u laugh?
31:19 <DemonsRun> Bit slow there Bastardly_One
31:21 <Saemon> its possible oscar pistorius could do it
31:21 <beehhh> report me to the cops then
31:24 <beehhh> <3
31:26 <Ana_Ng> nonsequitur theatre
31:52 <beehhh> nesquick
32:06 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*[email protected].*
32:06 Kick: beehhh was kicked by ChanOP ((Serenity) melbourne is not your personal sex diary bugger off)
32:17 <Bastardly_One> DemonsRun, I was attempting humour ... attempting being the operative word
32:23 <DemonsRun> Mhmm
32:31 <DemonsRun> I'm tired gimme a break
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32:38 <Bastardly_One> me too
32:43 <Bastardly_One> and I have to be up by 7
32:53 <Bastardly_One> wtf am I still awake and doing here?
32:59 <Bastardly_One> go to fucking sleep brain!
33:03 <DemonsRun> Then leave
33:15 <Bastardly_One> no :D
33:24 <Bastardly_One> xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
33:24 <Bonny> yay
33:33 Quit: |Darkness| ([email protected]) Quit: ;
33:47 <Bastardly_One> yay what?
33:48 Nick: JimmyJack is now known as Loof
34:14 <unlimited_wanks> bruce lee said: every wank you dont have is a wank you can never get back
34:20 <Saemon> Serenity i'd like to congratulate you too on taking up tertiary education
34:34 <Bastardly_One> I heard McD's in Springvale ran out of food today
34:37 <Saemon> i wish i could do something with my life
34:40 <Bastardly_One> was Loof's payday
34:53 <Saemon> but oh well he live the cards we're dealt
34:56 <Loof> i actually just had 3 mcaids burgers
34:57 <Saemon> such is life
35:01 <ShadowLurker> Q.Q
35:02 <Bastardly_One> you can you lazy whiner
35:07 <Bastardly_One> it's call online learning
35:10 <DemonsRun> Night asshats :)
35:15 <Bastardly_One> night mole :)
35:31 <Serenity> open university education.
35:35 <Bastardly_One> ^
35:37 <Serenity> they offer HECS and FEE HELP
35:38 <Loof> 1080p game of thrones :D
35:41 <Serenity> they pay it for you
35:42 <Bastardly_One> to be precise
35:43 <Serenity> theres no excuse
35:49 <Bastardly_One> VET rules
35:51 <Bastardly_One> seriously
35:57 <ShadowLurker> his excuse is
35:59 <unlimited_wanks> does GoT have any wanking
35:59 <ShadowLurker> hes sad
36:03 <ShadowLurker> wah
36:08 <Bastardly_One> wish I had of known about VET before this course
36:12 <Loof> GoT has a lot of weiners
36:14 <Serenity> you dont pay anything back until you graduate and earn over 51k a year
36:16 <Bastardly_One> I'm so bored of this course you have no idea
36:28 <Saemon> but doin a course all online, is it as good as actually goin to a normal uni attending classes? would employers look at this?
36:31 <Bastardly_One> but ... know I know of VET the possibilites are endless
36:40 <Serenity> of course it is
36:43 <Serenity> a degree is a degree
36:48 <Saemon> like if i was competing for a job against a monach uni graduate
36:55 <Saemon> monash*
36:59 <Bastardly_One> if I don't go for the next cert up next year then with VET and open uni my possibilites are endless
36:59 <Serenity> er who do you think offers these courses?
37:07 <Saemon> i dunno who?
37:09 <Serenity> .
37:18 <Serenity> you're a fucken loser dont speak to me anymore
37:18 <Saemon> sorry i dont know much about uni n stuff
37:20 <Bastardly_One> almost thiking IT can get stuff again and go to prof writing which I was going to in the first place
37:26 <Saemon> :S
37:29 <Saemon> ok sure
37:35 <simba> lmao
37:46 <Saemon> wat u laughin at simba?
37:54 <Saemon> youve been ignorin me all night
37:56 <Bastardly_One> you seriously can do anything education wise from home now
37:58 <Serenity> IT is snoresville
38:00 <Saemon> and now u choose to pipe up?
38:06 <unlimited_wanks> u cant do science labs from home
38:16 <Bastardly_One> I prefer the discipline of classes
38:17 <unlimited_wanks> its wanks
38:21 <Bastardly_One> oh for sure Serenity
38:22 <ZeroDistance> i cant do science me
38:27 <ZeroDistance> -t
38:28 <Bastardly_One> especially this cert
38:42 <Bastardly_One> I actually fall asleep in some classes unintentionally
38:52 <Saemon> in all seriousness Bastardly_One, id like to study some sort of media production or marketing course
39:00 <Saemon> and apply to work in that capacity for WWE
39:02 <Bastardly_One> well do it
39:11 <Loof> i'm not even going to attempt study/work again till i can be long term stable
39:18 <Bastardly_One> I'm big on multi media
39:33 <Bastardly_One> which includes all forms of media from web sites to whatever
39:41 <Bastardly_One> that's the path I'm more interested in
39:44 <Saemon> yeah i want to be part of the crew who makes titantron vids for the wrestlers
39:49 <Saemon> edit smackdown etc
39:53 <Bastardly_One> hardware and I do not mix ... at all
40:30 <ZeroDistance> O_o
40:41 <simba> 666
40:43 <Bastardly_One> and using stability is kind of crap
40:46 <ZeroDistance> how long have you studied multi media for?
40:50 <Saemon> i would have to do a STAT test right?
40:55 <Saemon> to get into uni
40:58 <Bastardly_One> I suffer anxiety and make it almost to all classes
41:02 <Saemon> cause i didnt finish yr 12
41:14 <Bastardly_One> me Pandas?
41:17 <ZeroDistance> yea
41:22 <simba> no cos u r almost 30 Saemon u would go in as a mature age loser
41:26 <simba> i mean student LoL
41:26 <Bastardly_One> not on paper you might as well say 2 decades
41:32 <ZeroDistance> ah k
41:36 <Bastardly_One> but on paper, like in class format ... none
41:40 <ZeroDistance> yea only ask because it's what my brother does
41:51 <Bastardly_One> so, that's why I find my course so boring
41:58 <Bastardly_One> most of it I'm just getting on paper
42:13 <ZeroDistance> yeah but a portfolio helps
42:14 <ZeroDistance> right
42:14 <Saemon> its all good simba
42:17 <Bastardly_One> same with the next one up which I will probably do next year
42:17 Part: Loof ([email protected]) from #melbourne (Ciao)
42:23 <Saemon> if Bastardly_One at the age he is can be a student
42:26 <Saemon> then so can 1
42:27 <Saemon> 1
42:28 <Bastardly_One> yeah it does but man it's fucking tedious
42:30 <Saemon> i*
42:42 <ZeroDistance> mm
42:43 <Bastardly_One> 2 years of boredom
42:52 <Bastardly_One> to prove on paper I can do the shit I say I can
42:56 <ZeroDistance> well
42:58 <Saemon> are you calling Serenitya mature age loser as well simba??
43:13 <ZeroDistance> other cool stuff like, my brother was living over seas and working for a firm in Darwin
43:19 <Saemon> what have u got against people who are nearly 30 and wanting to study at university simba?
43:29 <simba> no, if YOU were to go to uni now, you would be a mature age loser because you are a loser. Serenity is a mature age student, she is not a loser
43:30 <simba> capiche
43:31 <simba> ??
43:38 <Bastardly_One> mature age .. I know people 70 plus
43:44 <Bastardly_One> there's a uni for them out in the sticks
43:59 <Bastardly_One> specifically for older like over 60 people
44:11 <Bastardly_One> some people just want to do something too you know
44:17 <Saemon> simba dude that was abit harsh
44:19 <Serenity> nice save simba
44:21 Quit: Ana_Ng ([email protected]) Connection closed
44:32 <Saemon> we both really know what he thinks Serenity
44:32 <Bastardly_One> further their interests into value knowledge
44:51 <simba> its not a save, Saemon would be a mature age loser its quite simple
44:57 <simba> because u r a loser already dont u get it
45:01 <Saemon> other wise he would have said that the first time
45:02 <Bastardly_One> we got that now
45:07 <ShadowLurker> dig up
45:15 <Bastardly_One> but you are kind of saying all the ones you know of
45:31 <Bastardly_One> I took that as including myself and possibly the drop out Loof
45:45 <Bastardly_One> who will never complete a thing in his life if you ask me
45:48 <Bastardly_One> but that's another story
45:54 <Serenity> Saemon dont suck ass me i know what simba meant
46:19 <Bastardly_One> Oh, same as Maurice and I were chatting before
46:26 <Bastardly_One> in fact she initiated it
46:33 <Bastardly_One> but no legs thinks that's sucking up
46:39 <Bastardly_One> the kid is fucking
46:47 <simba> my hands smell like soy sauce because i opened the packet wrong
46:51 <Bastardly_One> I dunno ... no hope for the hopeless is all that comes to mind
47:08 <ZeroDistance> fucccckk i love this fkn game!!!!!!!
47:16 <ZeroDistance> oh man sweet soy sauce is so nice
47:24 <simba> irc is not a game
47:26 * Serenity licks simbas fingers
47:27 <Bastardly_One> fountain soy sauce
47:30 <Bastardly_One> is the fucking bomb
47:35 <Bastardly_One> that shit is so nice
47:35 <ZeroDistance> YOUR LOVE IS NOT A GAME
47:40 <ZeroDistance> i like fountain
47:46 <ZeroDistance> there are a few i like
47:53 <Bastardly_One> I hate that one favoured by a lot of shops
47:57 <Bastardly_One> with a red lid
47:59 <unlimited_wanks> wanks are so cash
48:01 <simba> your love your love your love is my drug
48:03 <Bastardly_One> and really bitter
48:06 <Bastardly_One> sucks arse
48:11 <ZeroDistance> ehehe
48:34 <Bastardly_One> speaking of soy sauce
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48:50 <Bastardly_One> get a sweet one like fountain and glaze roast vegetables with it
48:54 <Bastardly_One> before roasting them
48:58 <Bastardly_One> and thank me later
49:02 <Bastardly_One> fuck that tastes good
49:27 <Bastardly_One> an old housemate put me onto sweet soy sauce glazing of roast vegetables
49:28 <ShadowLurker> u know what tastes good
49:32 <ShadowLurker> vagina
49:34 <Bastardly_One> and damn ...
49:36 <Bastardly_One> well duh
49:55 <ShadowLurker> om that note ima go get me some
49:56 <simba> yep using pussy juice as a glaze
50:11 <ZeroDistance> yeah vagina tastes good
50:16 <ZeroDistance> with some vagina sauce
50:22 <unlimited_wanks> some vaginas are pretty rancid tho
50:34 <ShadowLurker> not this one
50:43 <unlimited_wanks> thats good then
50:48 <Bastardly_One> some can be too pungent
50:55 <unlimited_wanks> spose ill just have to keep having wanks
50:58 <Bastardly_One> but not actually rancid
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> ygfytfdtty
51:11 <Bastardly_One> totally random but
51:20 <Bastardly_One> how cool are those erasable pens?
51:35 <Bastardly_One> I just realised I did half my hardware assignment in the wrong spot
51:42 <Bastardly_One> without that thing I'd of been rooted
51:47 <unlimited_wanks> cooler than a polar bear in happy pants and air jordans
51:52 <ShadowLurker> i had them in school
52:22 <Bastardly_One> the secret comes through on white printer paper though
52:27 <Bastardly_One> the gel is weak
52:37 <Bastardly_One> it's not real ink
53:29 <Bastardly_One> fascinating stuff I know
54:00 <Excessive> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10153696_10201318976531041_5808397406398786108_n.jpg
54:46 <Maurice> (00:36:59) (Bastardly_One): Oh, same as Maurice and I were chatting before
54:46 <Maurice> (00:37:06) (Bastardly_One): in fact she initiated it
54:51 <Maurice> What
54:59 <Bastardly_One> huh?
55:03 <Bastardly_One> oh Saemon
55:12 <Bastardly_One> and his definitions and thoughts on things
55:21 <Bastardly_One> just using an example of his fucked up thinking
55:24 <Bastardly_One> carry on
55:39 <Bonny> so loof dropped out of TAFE?
55:51 <Bastardly_One> open uni through rmit
56:00 <Bonny> same shit
56:05 <Bastardly_One> even worse that it was at home IMO
56:10 <Bonny> yup
56:14 <Bastardly_One> yeah, but granted he lost the plot
56:18 <Bastardly_One> like big time
56:21 <Bastardly_One> we suffered it
56:26 <Bonny> at least I can say I've completed both of my courses
56:31 <Bastardly_One> he was on the run from the cops and crap
56:36 <Bonny> lol
56:39 <Bastardly_One> so he claims
56:55 <Bonny> if you believe that.. the cops would have found him by now if it's true
56:56 <Bastardly_One> escaped from going to a psych ward
57:09 <Bastardly_One> yeah I now
57:15 <Bastardly_One> but he lost it big time
57:19 <Bastardly_One> ask Serenity and Maurice
57:19 <Bonny> lol
57:34 <Bonny> I was in the receiving end.. I don't need to ask anyone
57:34 <Bastardly_One> to the point I lost it at him
57:45 <Bastardly_One> if that makes sense
57:45 <Excessive> and got real keen at hackin comps
57:56 <Bonny> Excessive
57:57 <Bonny> lol
58:02 <Serenity> Bastardly_One are you short on RAM cause you repeat yourself a lot
58:08 <simba> im Loof
58:14 <Bastardly_One> I'm old woman
58:19 <Bastardly_One> we old people do that
58:58 <Saemon> ^
58:59 <Saemon> ^^
59:01 <Saemon> ^^^
59:08 <Bastardly_One> fuck up no legs
59:32 <Bastardly_One> at least I'm not socially retarded and a repulsive piece of garbage
59:40 <Bastardly_One> and YOU don't say a word ShadowLurker:P
00:17 <Saemon> you wear a nose ring at your age Bastardly_One
00:19 <Saemon> nuff said.
00:37 <Bastardly_One> you keep bringing that up like it matters
00:45 <ZeroDistance> yer nose rings are kinda shit
00:45 <Serenity> to be fair. i have piercings and im certainly not going to take them out for age
00:51 <Bastardly_One> most people don't notice it at all
00:54 <ZeroDistance> on dudes
01:01 <Saemon> but Bastardly_One is a wrinkly old male
01:02 <simba> im wearing socks at my age, so what
01:07 <Saemon> its ok for females
01:08 <Bastardly_One> and take a while before they go, "oh, you've got a nose ring huh?"
01:29 <Bastardly_One> fuckwit, even Serenity has complemented it doesn't look out of place
01:29 <Serenity> tho i dont think my snake bites will look very good on old lady wrinkles either so we'll see io guess
01:35 <Bastardly_One> but shame around the rest of my face :P
01:55 <Bastardly_One> I used to have two rings in that side and a stud on the other
02:07 <Bastardly_One> and still looked subtle to a degree
02:08 <Saemon> rofl
02:12 <Saemon> where it now b1
02:13 <Bastardly_One> I've got a nose that can do it
02:15 <Saemon> would be a classic
02:23 <Saemon> wear*
02:52 <unlimited_wanks> ive got an anal ring
02:58 <Saemon> wut
02:58 <Bastardly_One> where as I tried a septum ring once
03:02 <Saemon> hows that work
03:04 <Bastardly_One> looked shit as all get out
03:06 <unlimited_wanks> u all do
03:16 <Bastardly_One> ho ho unlimited
03:20 <Bastardly_One> took me a sec
03:20 <Saemon> did u look like a bull?
03:24 <Saemon> el torito
03:35 <Bastardly_One> and why the fuck am I defending myself to a loser like this?
03:35 <ZeroDistance> i reckin you ought just find a really cool style nose ring
03:36 <ZeroDistance> :P
03:46 <Saemon> takes one to know one Bastardly_One
03:50 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I like the sleeper
03:58 <ZeroDistance> each to thar own
03:59 <Saemon> same goes for u simba
04:01 <ZeroDistance> xD
04:14 <ZeroDistance> LOOK simba wears socks ok
04:14 <Bastardly_One> I don't like it drawing too much attention but cant be fucked with going to town with it
04:17 <ZeroDistance> not TOE socks
04:24 <ZeroDistance> LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE
04:27 <Bastardly_One> I've a honker of a nose
04:30 <simba> socks
04:33 <Bastardly_One> so it sits nicely
04:34 <Saemon> triple h
04:45 <simba> so what im wearing socks
04:47 <simba> big deal
04:48 <Saemon> simba u cant compare socks to nose rings mate
04:52 <Bastardly_One> My nose and Triple Hs
04:59 <Bastardly_One> in a fight to the death
05:03 <simba> shut the fuck up Saemon you fat faggot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao owned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
05:04 <Bastardly_One> I could possibly win
05:09 <Saemon> you're a fucken toucan b1
05:33 <Bastardly_One> it's a combo of the Irish and the Maori combined believe it or not
05:43 <Saemon> not this shit again
05:48 <Saemon> you are not the rock.
05:51 <Bastardly_One> I get asked if I'm slavic but the dark irish look woggy
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06:07 <Bastardly_One> you tell one of my grandmas she's not full blood
06:17 <Bastardly_One> am sure I'd love to watch her punch you in the face
06:47 <Saemon> so you're like quater maori
06:54 <Bastardly_One> I said that fuckwit
07:07 <Saemon> gotta tell u, ive seen ur pic
07:14 <Bastardly_One> dad was half ... she married a white guy
07:16 <Bastardly_One> yeah so?
07:19 <Saemon> doesnt look like it at all u just look plain old cracker
07:33 <Bastardly_One> a lot of aboriginals with more abo in them than a quarter
07:46 <Bastardly_One> like more celtic than I could in a month of sundays
08:23 <Saemon> so what do u know of your maori heritege? do u actualy know anything? or do u just like to flout it on mirc cuz u wanna be roman reigns?
08:35 <Bastardly_One> and if you see Snoopys_Gunship ask him for a pic
08:38 <Saemon> can u speak the language?
08:43 <Bastardly_One> he's a 1/4 as well from a different tribe
08:51 <Bastardly_One> and looks as white as I do
08:56 <Bastardly_One> I can speak bits
09:02 <Bastardly_One> like I can full on read it
09:08 <Maurice> Nuh uh
09:16 <Bastardly_One> then again I can full on read Swedish, French, and German
09:20 <Bastardly_One> can't speak them well though
09:48 <Saemon> is the maori language written with english letters?
10:04 <simba> Lest We Baguette
10:10 <Bonny> lol
10:11 <Bastardly_One> I had to think how your head would of asked that
10:11 <Saemon> or do they have their own characters like arabic chinese etc
10:13 <Bastardly_One> yeah it is
10:19 <Bastardly_One> no
10:31 <Bastardly_One> just long arsed names for things
10:38 <Saemon> <Bastardly_One> I had to think how your head would of asked that
10:40 <unlimited_wanks> how do u say wank in all those languages
10:41 <Saemon> wat do u mean?
10:46 <Saemon> was that a smart question?
10:51 <Bastardly_One> I mean you're a retard
11:00 <Bastardly_One> so I had stop myself going
11:12 <Bastardly_One> wtf else is it written in?
11:21 <Saemon> oh
11:42 <Bonny> I actually thought it was a reasonable question
11:46 <Saemon> well i thought they language had their own writings
11:50 <Bastardly_One> so did I really
11:58 <Bastardly_One> I'm being an arse
12:02 <Bastardly_One> nuh
12:02 <Bonny> not all languages are written with the english alphabet
12:07 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know
12:10 <Bastardly_One> I was being a cunt
12:13 <Saemon> bs
12:19 <Maurice> Went to grab my milk and its gone :(
12:21 <Saemon> he got caught out trying to be smart
12:36 <Bastardly_One> no, I was being a cunt
12:36 <Saemon> he failed so now hes saying he was being a cunt on purpose
12:40 <Bonny> who took your milk, Maurice?
12:48 <Bastardly_One> for instance the greek alphabet is different
13:00 <Bonny> that's why Saemon asked what he asked
13:07 <Maurice> The cookeie jar no doubt
13:10 <Bonny> it wasn't a retarded question
13:14 <Bastardly_One> wasn't me ... she's too far away
13:15 <Saemon> yeah ^
13:17 <Bonny> awwwwwwwww Maurice
13:18 <Bastardly_One> I like milk
13:28 <Bastardly_One> yeah it was a fair question actually
13:30 <Saemon> Bastardly_One i demand an apology from you
13:31 <Bonny> yeah I like milk too
13:34 <Saemon> Bonny as my witness
13:36 <Bastardly_One> but I did have to think how you asked it
13:39 <Saemon> Bastardly_One i demand an apology from you
13:45 <Bastardly_One> demand all you like
13:48 <Maurice> I'm trying to buy a kitten for my kitten
13:55 <Bonny> awwwwwwwwwwwwww
13:58 <Maurice> But this chick seems to bea smammer
14:01 <Bonny> got any pics of your kitten?
14:02 <Saemon> i asked you a perfectly reasonable question and you called me a retard for it
14:03 <Saemon> bonny
14:06 <Saemon> back me up here
14:08 <Bastardly_One> what about a free kitten Maurice
14:10 <Maurice> SCammer
14:19 <Bastardly_One> I said it was reasonable now move on
14:21 <simba> lolol
14:24 <Maurice> I have a free kitten
14:26 <Bastardly_One> that's as good as it gets
14:41 <Saemon> fair enough. thank you for conceding.
14:42 <Bastardly_One> seriously Maurice, someone is always giving them away
14:45 <Maurice> My two toned face kitty
14:49 <Bastardly_One> look in the local paper or something
14:54 * Saemon holds his head up high
15:13 <Bastardly_One> I say get another cat
15:19 <Bastardly_One> rather than give her away
15:19 <Maurice> She really needs a friend
15:27 <Bastardly_One> what'd I just say?
15:37 <Bastardly_One> you like each other too much
15:44 <Bastardly_One> I'd be getting another kitten
16:06 <Maurice> What
16:28 <Maurice> Why would I give hrt away
16:29 <Bastardly_One> don't get rid of her ... you and her get along too well ... you'd miss her
16:32 <Bastardly_One> get another kitteh
16:38 <Bastardly_One> for her to have a friend
16:49 <unlimited_wanks> why u comin home at 3 in the morn
16:52 <Bastardly_One> and the dog will end up having to go to the doggy version of Dr Phil
16:54 <Bastardly_One> heh
16:57 <unlimited_wanks> somethins goin on let me smell yo dick
17:29 <Bastardly_One> omg!
17:30 <Bonny> cheese?
17:36 <ZeroDistance> oh man
17:39 <Bastardly_One> lucky I only have one class today in the morning
17:42 <Maurice> I want to BUY her an audrey
17:43 <Bastardly_One> the time ...
17:46 <ZeroDistance> if i didnt turn thief off ida been up till fkn 5am easy
17:51 <Bastardly_One> do it!
18:16 <Bastardly_One> I am all for this getting another kitten idea if you can do it
18:16 <Maurice> I'm trying
18:34 <Bastardly_One> I can read the bond you two have already
18:46 <Maurice> Apparently she wont contact me until friday
18:57 <Traveller83> im in need of some advice from a women,,,, its my 5 year anniversary coming soon... just wanted some advice on presents etc... pm me plz
18:58 <Bastardly_One> and I think she'd miss that more than enjoying another cat ... so fix that with getting one
19:08 <Bastardly_One> that's my opinion anyway
19:23 <ZeroDistance> these darn old people and their cats!
19:24 <simba> Traveller83 take her travelling cos thats what u r good at
19:28 <Maurice> This is why I think its phony
19:44 <Maurice> Shes knobbing me a kitten
19:57 <Traveller83> hahaha simba
20:07 <Maurice> 5YR, Traveller83?
20:13 <Maurice> HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
20:20 <simba> that would be cool
20:24 <simba> take her 2 tokyo
20:35 <Bonny> or singapore
20:41 <Traveller83> been to both
20:51 <simba> but has she,,
20:52 <Maurice> Idiot
21:03 <Traveller83> yes ofcourse we go together everywhere
21:07 <Bastardly_One> ok kids
21:15 <Bastardly_One> I seriously better try this sleep business
21:21 <Traveller83> we travel alot.... i meant like presents wise locally
21:22 <Bonny> night Bastardly_One
21:29 <Bastardly_One> the teacher and I today don't get along
21:52 <Bastardly_One> we clash more than we don't ... to the point what I call a quite person has defended my answers as being good
21:53 <Bonny> I wouldn't either if I found you sleeping in my class
22:02 <Bastardly_One> she just likes picking shit at me
22:03 <Bastardly_One> heh
22:11 <Bastardly_One> I've never fell asleep in her class
22:21 <Bonny> k
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22:32 <Bastardly_One> she just doesn't like the fact I'm knowledable on what she's teaching
22:41 <Bastardly_One> as I was an OHS officer in admin for years
22:47 <Bastardly_One> and it's communications crap
23:03 <Bastardly_One> if I played dumb she'd not have issues I think
23:31 <Bastardly_One> shit happens though
23:40 <Bonny> you prolly interrupt her class with your knowledge..
23:40 <Bastardly_One> nini boys n girls
23:41 <unlimited_wanks> just chuck a browneye mid class
23:45 <Bastardly_One> I do not
23:46 <Bonny> when ya should let her teach
23:54 <Bastardly_One> someone else does though with questions about nothing
24:04 <Bastardly_One> I answer what she asks of us
24:09 <Bonny> k
24:14 <Bastardly_One> but she seems to prefer to correct
24:21 <Bastardly_One> rather than exactly listen
24:25 <Bastardly_One> one of those kind
24:26 <Loof> maybe it's ur nosering
24:34 <Loof> and the booger caught in it
24:43 <Bonny> that's gross
24:45 <simba> maybe shes born with it.. maybe its maybelline
24:52 <Loof> lol
25:08 <Bastardly_One> maybe it's a high school teacher that treats adults
25:13 <Bastardly_One> like high school students
25:18 <Bastardly_One> and there lies the problem
25:25 <Loof> whom she fiends after
25:41 <Loof> with sopping wet vag
25:57 <Bonny> night all
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon she might have two
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26:03 <Bastardly_One> she's pretty big :P
26:06 <Loof> lol
26:10 <Bastardly_One> but on that note I'm going to sleep
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27:14 <ZeroDistance> :)
27:15 <ZeroDistance> nite
27:21 <ZeroDistance> i feel like Garrett
27:35 <ZeroDistance> mwahaha ima go out in teh dark n haz a cig lookin like a thief
30:42 <simba> kum
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36:46 <unlimited_wanks> what if we were all stuck on irc forever
36:51 <unlimited_wanks> and will be here for the next 50 years
37:10 <unlimited_wanks> i should get to be the king or something if thats the case
37:30 <simba> why should you get to be king
37:36 <Loof> what if the internet only had one porno?
37:54 <unlimited_wanks> cos ive got unlimited wanx
38:04 <unlimited_wanks> what if that one porno was pieters wank vid
38:09 <unlimited_wanks> xD
38:11 <Loof> lol
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39:39 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnlxjTaGMlg
39:40 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How to eat Vanilla Ice-cream (Nov 29, 2013) 3:04 - Category: Gaming - 9,233 views - 316 likes (96.6%), 11 dislikes (3.4%)
41:04 <ZeroDistance> :D
41:08 <ZeroDistance> man that was kewl
41:31 <ZeroDistance> now what to do :/
42:09 <unlimited_wanks> alright stop
42:15 <unlimited_wanks> collaborate and listen
42:27 <Loof> my granny cant stop pissin
42:55 <ZeroDistance> fkn these chest pains again
43:11 <simba> i cry and masturbate to eminems lyrical content
43:32 <unlimited_wanks> flow like a harpoon daily and during the evening
44:55 <simba> this is rad
44:58 <Loof> tried to find happy pants on the interwebs
44:59 <simba> http://youtu.be/VZaripODbjU
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Low Jack - Look At My Pyramid (Nov 17, 2012) 5:45 - Category: Music - 3,105 views - 29 likes (93.5%), 2 dislikes (6.5%)
45:00 <Loof> no luck :(
45:26 <simba> what r they
45:28 <simba> ebay ?
45:50 <Loof> these pants with fluro colours splattered all over them
45:56 <Loof> were around early 90s
46:18 <simba> https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2185/2218935769_68198924cf.jpg lol
46:24 <unlimited_wanks> fukn oath instant pussy magnets, needed to wear a lifejacket when wearing them
46:31 <ZeroDistance> i remember them
46:33 <ZeroDistance> hahaha
46:48 <ZeroDistance> shouold see the pants i got yesterday
46:51 * ZeroDistance jizz
47:00 <rex> anyone awake?
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47:30 <ZeroDistance> nite
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04:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> gaming, wondering what these chest pains are
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11:00 <rex> gaming good games?
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> yup!!!!!
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh crap its late!
13:58 <simba> Casillas, Pepe, Ramos, Coentrão, Ronaldo, Benzema, Bale, Alonso, Carvajal, Modric, Di María
14:21 <simba> Neuer – Dante, Ribéry, Mandzukić, Robben, Boateng, Lahm, Müller, Alaba, Schweinsteiger, Kroos
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20:00 <rex> its not late
20:00 <rex> what game?
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29:00 <PandasDontDrive> BF4
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> finally downloaded last two map packs so was checkin' one out
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> n EA have finally started to fix the servers, get so sick of rubber-banding. Time to go to bed man have a good sleep when ya do aye
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35:52 <rex> would be nice if stebie died
36:18 <Loof> prefer his brother died
36:30 <Loof> any day now
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38:24 <Loof> spit on my cock and tell me that you love me
39:00 <rex> ppl still play that???
39:06 <rex> id rather you died loofy
39:31 <simba> champions league on SBS in 15 minz
39:36 <simba> winner is in teh FINAL
40:27 <Loof> rex cant get sex
40:35 <Loof> well not outside his family
41:55 <Loof> rex, who does most of the dried jizz all over your family computer belong too, you or your dad?
42:25 <Loof> rex i heard you have a 2 year old redheaded sister
42:31 <Loof> so can you tell me
42:38 <rex> Loof i heard you had a kid to a gook
42:39 <Loof> is it true redheads are better in bed?
45:29 <Loof> rex has your dad givin you that stern tap on the shoulder with his erect penis yet to let you know it's his turn to look at porn on the family pc?
46:00 <rex> wtf?
46:17 <simba> rex did practicing kissing with your old man really put you in a good position later on in life?
46:18 <rex> you need help cunt
46:23 <Loof> lol
46:29 <simba> was daddy a good kisser?
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47:07 <Lumeah> Lol you guys are cunts
47:29 <rex> Loof did you have a child that is half gook?
47:30 <simba> didnt you meet pieter?
49:02 <rex> who?
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50:14 <Loof> rex did your parents forcing you to watch them have sex turn you on so much that now nothing else, even in the filthiest depraved depths of then internet can quite do it for you?
50:47 <rex> what the fuck are you on about you drunken spastic
50:55 <rex> go fuck your gook bitch Loof
51:11 <rex> http://www.kpfa.org/streams/kpfa_64k.m3u
51:29 * Loof uploads a video to youtube of rex snorting cocaine off his dad's penis
52:01 <simba> the fuck is this
52:04 <simba> arab music
52:24 <Lumeah> Must be his memorys he's recollecting, just projecting them on to rex
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53:08 <rex> Loof here is the cunt you talking about
54:07 <simba> Pieter is the guy Lumeah met up with and blew for a maccas sundae (that pieter already spat in)
54:49 <rex> lol
54:57 <rex> who is Pieter?
55:13 <simba> a hard drug dealer from collingwood
55:46 <Lumeah> How can spit be bad if i already blew the guy. That ws really poorly thought thru
55:47 <Loof> just one fix!
55:48 <rex> simba go to lumeah room
56:04 <Loof> just one more, he swears it's the last time
56:07 <rex> http://www.kpfa.org/streams/kpfa_64k.m3u
56:19 <simba> Lumeah so youd eat a spat in sundae if you had blown the guy previously? thats fucking disgusting
56:27 <simba> i dont think you thought through that one....
56:42 <Loof> i dont think she can think
56:48 <rex> lumeah is one of the poorest and shittest areas in australia
56:53 <Loof> just pieter's type
57:20 <simba> well now i know that if youre Lumeahs sexual partner, she doesnt mind you slagging in her food...........
57:23 <simba> christ
57:30 <Lumeah> Lol.. Its all body fluids mate... Tho this is clearly you're morning fantasy not mine.
57:55 <Loof> i'm sure there's a lot of disgusting things we don't know about Lumeah
57:56 <simba> your***
58:15 <Loof> she'd have to be pretty ferral to do pieter
58:19 <simba> WHAT THE FUCK @ its all body fluids
58:26 <simba> shes actually persisting with this line of thinking
58:33 <simba> she wants pieters disgusting slag in her sundae
58:49 <simba> sundae bloody sundae
58:54 <Lumeah> How can spit be worse than cum.?
59:14 <Lumeah> You exchange spit kissing. Dah!
59:16 <Loof> she's probably already shared needles with him and sucked his aids infested cock
59:49 <simba> you dont understand the difference between say blowing your bf and swalling his cum.. and having your bf spit in your food before you eat it?
00:20 <Lumeah> You guys aren't awake huh.. Aids is in blood not on the skin. Or in precum.. I bet.
00:50 <simba> nobody is talking about aids,,,
00:56 <simba> .
01:23 <Lumeah> Loof read up simba..
01:43 <simba> i think ive heard enough out of you tonight Lumeah
01:45 <Lumeah> Keep up dude.
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02:19 <simba> or what
02:23 <simba> gonna make me spit in your sundae
02:26 <simba> u freak
02:28 <Lumeah> Its 5am...can't even tell the time..
02:50 <simba> how did you know it was 5am if you cant tell the time
03:25 <Lumeah> I wouldn't want your spit mate.
03:37 <rex> you make me sick
03:45 <Loof> seems to be an unlimited supply of retards for pieter to fuck
03:52 <simba> lol
03:53 <Lumeah> Keep ur cum on your own keys dude.
04:05 <rex> fuck off you slut
04:11 <simba> "How can spit be bad if i already blew the guy."
04:55 <rex> fucking Pieter that putrid shit head
04:58 <Lumeah> Well you wouldn't kiss first?.. Simba im disappointed in u. Seriously...
05:10 <simba> what
05:38 <simba> i wasnt talking about kissing dude i was talking about him spitting in your food
05:42 <Lumeah> Tut tut tut.
06:01 <Lumeah> You exchange spit kissing dah.
06:13 <simba> i dont understand why youre still talking about that
06:14 <rex> Lumeah is a fucking vile dog
06:29 <simba> are you trying to imply that because you exchange spit kissing, theres nothing wroong with him slagging into your food?
06:31 <simba> this is so dumb
06:45 <Loof> Pieter's aids has already infected her brain
07:16 <Lumeah> Yes it is.. Mindless crap your prattling on about
07:18 <simba> maybe when youre used to picking cockroaches out collingwood maccas burgers you dont mind a bit of methy slag
07:18 <Loof> i'm afraid there's little time left for her
07:22 <rex> Loof stfu!
07:29 <rex> mouth breathers like you are a drain on society and a waste of matter
07:47 <rex> you and your shit mate Lumeah and Pieter
08:03 <simba> you said you wouldnt mind Pieter slagging on your food because you "share spit kissing anyway" which is vile
08:26 <Lumeah> Kissing is vile?
08:33 <Lumeah> Since when?
08:34 <simba> LOL
08:36 <simba> WHAT THE FUCK
08:40 <simba> ok are you trolling or are you an idiot?
08:47 <simba> NOBODY SAID KISSING IS VILE
08:50 <simba> loooool
08:57 <Lumeah> Lol
09:03 <Loof> lumeah you might be legally retarded
09:13 <Loof> have you ever been checked
09:16 <Loof> ?
09:22 <Lumeah> You started this.. Lol
09:22 <rex> Holy, this is terrible.
10:04 <simba> rex is soooooooooooooo drunk
10:12 <Lumeah> Go wipe ya keys down.. Lol
10:20 * simba slaps Excessive around a bit with a large trout
10:40 <Loof> Lumeah do you ever just pick up rubbish out of the bin and shove it up ur vag?
10:57 <Loof> cause that would be less toxic than pieter's cock
11:05 <rex> Loof you had a half gook child
11:10 <rex> you can't talk
11:16 <simba> do you go dumpster diving with pieter by wearing a dress and just slurping all the discarded food up with your snatch
11:25 <Loof> LOL!
11:26 <simba> thats what i would do
11:44 <Lumeah> Thats not even half a good insult. Lol
11:58 <simba> its not an insult its meant to be funny
12:02 <simba> chill out ok
12:04 <Lumeah> Wiredo
12:10 <rex> Loof how is peaches?
12:16 <simba> Wiredo
12:32 <rex> you have a 2 year old half gook baby and you are on irc at 5am
12:39 <rex> you useless hack
12:57 <rex> you are the reason why tony abbott is putting his foot down on all you dole bludgers
13:26 <simba> ugh ramos gole
13:41 <simba> calm down rex i know ur drunk but u arent as funny as u think right now
13:46 <simba> i will show u in the morning
13:59 <rex> i have work in an hour maybe next time
14:12 <simba> ur going to work drunk?!
14:16 <simba> ownage
14:42 <rex> im not drunk
14:47 <rex> just high on xanax
14:53 <simba> oh
14:54 <simba> lol
15:01 <simba> but whenever panda zonks out on xanax he gets all chilled
15:04 <simba> why do you fire up like this
15:11 <simba> i thought it was meant to chill out you nutcases..
15:15 <rex> pandas is a nutcase
15:23 <rex> unemployed single father obese spaz
15:25 <simba> i thought it chilled out even the nuttiest
15:35 <rex> you need to take a lot
15:44 <simba> i think you clearly do yea
15:58 <rex> 1 or 2 bars wont do much
16:34 <Lumeah> Lol.. Is being fat the most popular insult?
16:50 <simba> next to associating with Pieter
16:57 <rex> hah
17:01 <rex> so true
17:34 <Lumeah> Lol. Lossers.
18:40 <rex> haha can't even spell, just like you can't spell Leumeah you uneducated rat
19:24 <simba> lol at lossers
19:38 <Lumeah> It's a name ya dickhead. That's how its spelled.
19:57 <simba> Lumeah is a cosy & private couples retreat.
20:24 <Lumeah> Lol easy stab that was. :p
21:17 <rex> fucking idiots on here seriously
21:20 <rex> this place has lost it
21:55 <Lumeah> Bored of this weak ass prattling now.
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22:52 <rex> lol
23:06 <rex> piece of shit one of the debruhens no doubt
23:33 <Excessive> u called simba?
25:30 * rex slaps Excessive around a bit with a large trout
25:35 <rex> fuck off Excessive you dog
26:08 <simba> no u did Excessive!
27:26 <Excessive> rex wtf r u?
29:11 <rex> fuck off
30:04 <Excessive> uhuh ......... nethin else?
30:36 Quit: Defunct ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
31:03 <rex> fuck off
31:06 <rex> wog
31:19 <Excessive> ah rite ......... I c now ......... it's part of my client simba
32:32 <Excessive> stop ragin rex lawl
33:01 <rex> fuckune
34:03 <Loof> hmmm this weed is shit for vaping
34:13 <Loof> joint time me thinks
34:27 * Excessive tends to agree fo once with Loof
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37:03 <Excessive> so .............
37:11 <Excessive> that was brief
47:08 <simba> ah
58:19 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8IKh8YB9uQ
58:20 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ricky Jay -- Card Control (May 14, 2009) 5:28 - Category: Entertainment - 552,671 views - 4,270 likes (99.3%), 28 dislikes (0.7%)
00:11 <Loof> dislike
00:37 <Loof> youtube needs a "hate" option for vids like that
03:05 <BlackDevil> why
03:36 <Loof> for all the haters out there
14:00 <Lumeah> & we wake the living dead
15:00 <Lumeah> Boomm
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37:00 <Saemon> bow chika wow wow
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44:27 Nick: DragonMaster is now known as DragonM|A
47:00 <Crispy> Hey hey
52:00 <Crispy> Any one alive
03:11 <Pieter> Whats that Skip? Youve got Genital warts ?
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11:02 <Pieter> Fire @ Richmond Station
11:17 <Pieter> All the trains are gonna be fucked today:(
11:49 <BlackDevil> LOL
11:51 <BlackDevil> i dont care
12:02 <BlackDevil> i get to work in a helicopter bitches
13:08 <Loof> you work in a helicopter?
13:12 <Loof> what you clean it?
13:32 <Loof> clean the cum off the seats and shit
13:37 <Loof> that's good man
13:39 <BlackDevil> yea
13:43 <BlackDevil> how you know mate?
13:53 <Loof> cause it's my cum
14:04 <BlackDevil> you have a penis?
14:47 <Loof> no
14:56 <Loof> cum from my anus
18:07 <BlackDevil> it is cumiva's cum?
18:17 <Loof> who can tell these days
18:28 <Loof> the seed from a thousand others drips down from within
18:30 <BlackDevil> thats how many men cum in your ass?
18:33 <Loof> yes
18:51 <BlackDevil> congrats
18:57 <Loof> ty :)
23:06 <Loof> i hope to open my ass up as a full time sperm bank in the near future
32:47 Nick: Loof is now known as CockDock
32:54 Nick: CockDock is now known as Loof
40:36 * Pieter puts his nail polish on
40:44 * Pieter blows
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48:44 <Loof> Pieter has quit (Quit: Pieter - MY IRC Client ( http://www.H3PO2.com ))
48:52 <Loof> lol "MY IRC CLIENT"
49:07 <Loof> now he claims to have made an irc client
49:37 <Loof> but the http://www.H3PO2.com isn't even a website
49:41 <Loof> it's just made up
49:42 <Loof> lol
49:51 <Loof> 404
49:55 <Loof> what a loser
52:20 <Loof> used to be a pineapple
53:05 <Loof> his methaids have officially collapsed his brain
02:25 <Loof> for a really floppy time call mr flop
02:41 <Loof> pieter.. not even once
05:06 <Loof> Pieter: "solid shits are good cuase ya dun have to wipe"
05:19 <Loof> imagine his skidmarks
10:01 <Loof> often when pieter removes his underwear, the stench renders the female unconcious at which time pieter makes his move
10:53 <Pieter> ahahah
11:29 <Loof> and after an unsucessful attempt to get an erection her simply puts her clothes back on and injects her intravenously with some of his aids blood
11:41 <Loof> often the unsuspecting victim is none the wiser
16:00 <Pieter> Lumeah Lumeah Lumeaahhh
16:00 <Lumeah> Hehehe. Piety Piety Piety 
17:00 <Lumeah> Gotta work now. Byes. 
17:10 <Pieter> Keep going please:0
18:25 <Pieter> Dance puppet
20:54 <Loof> pieter junky tip #857: "No showering = Less water bills = MORE METH!!!"
22:22 <Loof> pieter does it make you feel powerful to know that one drop of your aidsblood can kill 10 men?
22:38 <Loof> you're like more toxic than a seasnake
23:45 <Pieter> DANCE!!
27:09 <Loof> "studies have shown that the smell from pieter's cock causes laboratory mice to vomit 10 times faster than injecting them with ipecac"
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31:42 <BlackDevil> Longie
31:48 <BlackDevil> Pieter
31:50 <BlackDevil> mate
31:57 <BlackDevil> get me the easy view XT
31:58 <BlackDevil> please
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02:00 <Pieter> Kelevra: I saw your lookalike on the train the other day
02:00 <Pieter> but you had shoulder length hair
02:00 <Pieter> and a funky fluffy cap thing on
03:00 <Pieter> i wanted to fuck her on the train but she was with some lanky heroin user lookin guy
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25:00 <Pieter> Ya see im an eggg
25:00 <Pieter> N bacon maaan
28:48 <BlackDevil> Sunken South Korean ferry death toll rises to 210; 92 are still missing
36:38 <GhostDog> Australian education under jeopardy by any govt
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47:00 <Pieter> Hah @the simmons tv ad
47:00 <Pieter> They use a meth lab in the commercial
47:00 <Pieter> And the neighbours are seeing the explosion in the garage and its 'get out get out now' 
47:00 <Pieter> For buying a new home
48:00 <Pieter> WebbY:can I call you plebby?:p
48:00 <Pieter> :))))))
49:00 <Pieter> IM ONLY JOKING FUCKIN:(
05:00 <Pieter> We're here We're queer We dont want any more bears !
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10:00 <simba> ok hard drug affected man
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18:06 <GhostDog> detox smoothie in the morn luv
18:12 Nick: GhostDog is now known as beehhh
18:30 <beehhh> Adonis?
18:52 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
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39:08 <Pieter> WOO
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48:08 Nick: Fez is now known as pancreas
48:24 Nick: pancreas is now known as Fez
54:00 <BlackDevil> Serenity mate http://whenonearth.net/live-inflatable-bubble-bubbletree/
57:23 Quit: Pieter ([email protected]) EOF from client
59:00 <druff> thats kinda cool
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02:00 <Pyro-> be a bit bright in the mornings
04:00 <druff> i didnt see a shower there..
05:00 <druff> its shit i tells ya
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44:00 <BlackDevil> hi Mew
45:00 <Mew> gday bd
46:00 <Mew> https://i.imgur.com/Y0tXTtH.gif
46:00 <druff> hi mew
47:00 <Mew> hi druffsticles
47:00 <BlackDevil> you know who loves you Mew?
47:00 <druff> how are you?
48:00 <Mew> jesus?
48:00 <Mew> good thanks u?
48:00 <BlackDevil> nope, someone on IRC
48:00 <Mew> that doesnt narrow it down much
49:00 <Mew> jesus?
49:00 <\romeO_> Mew do you wear glasses?
49:00 <Mew> nope
49:00 <\romeO_> ok
49:00 <BlackDevil> element
49:00 <BlackDevil> he loves you
49:00 <Mew> ohhhhhhhh
49:00 <Mew> hes my biggest fan
50:00 <\romeO_> Mew do you like jeans?
50:00 <Mew> this is stan
50:00 <Mew> yeah i like jeans
50:00 <\romeO_> cool
50:00 <druff> yea im not too shabby
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53:00 <druff> i have pub squash
53:00 <druff> but im not at a pub
54:00 <druff> does that still make it pub squash?
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56:05 <PietSAbabe> Fuckin all the factory outlets on smith street , was nearly fucking impossible to find a size 15 shoe
56:41 <PietSAbabe> And the only one I found was sexy as fuck and brought down to $40 @ the new balance shop
56:50 <PietSAbabe> $40 FOR SIZE 15 NB
57:04 <PietSAbabe> 40 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
00:00 <xm> you know what i like to wake up to mew
00:00 <doctor> turn your house into a pub
00:00 <xm> 0
01:00 <xm> lovely day isnt doctor 
01:00 <xm> my brain is on ... ice
02:00 <xm> i think it's gettin g to 8C tonight
03:00 <druff> id need to acquire a pool table first doctor, and hot chicks
05:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
05:00 <BlackDevil> i tried
05:00 <BlackDevil> to F5 in here
06:00 <doctor> not sure, havent seen outside yet
06:00 <doctor> let me open a curtain
06:00 <Mew> 0 errday
06:00 <doctor> too much sun
06:00 <xm> sometimes i press CTRl-D to bookmark great moments on IRC to try to relive them later on
07:00 <doctor> one day i'll make peace with the outside world, when the time is right
08:00 <xm> the price is right
08:00 <xm> however the time is not
08:00 <Mew> not today son, not today
08:00 <xm> come onnnnnn down doctor 
08:00 <doctor> please don't make me do things :(
09:00 <Mew> congratulations!!! you've unlocked repressed memory #276!!!
09:00 <xm> vote #1 greens, take out the garbage, get a job ya bum, go get ass fingered to check for ass cancer, walk the dog: things you must do today doctor. i recommend you do a waz style SOP
10:00 <Mew> i cant believe how often druff gets g lined
10:00 <Mew> Fez do you know anything about this?
11:00 <Fez> Yes
11:00 <Fez> I do
11:00 <Mew> pls make it stahp
11:00 <Fez> Naw
11:00 <xm> Fez has been pasting StarTrek spoilers to Lwaxana -- even though she's seen them all 100000x times. it's just the principle
11:00 <Fez> It makes it fun
11:00 <Fez> Lol wut
12:00 <Fez> Yea
12:00 <doctor> Or sending non trap porn to BlackDevil
12:00 <xm> dont mess with IRCops
12:00 <Mew> i still cry if i watch the last ep of tennant as dr who
12:00 <xm> except for BlackDevil
12:00 <Fez> Things like spock has pointy ears
12:00 <Mew> and its not a mild cry
12:00 <xm> i cant believe i get away with so much with that guy
12:00 <xm> in a strange way im getting a lot of respect for him
12:00 <xm> i just feel like a cyberbully now with my constant attacks against him and him never retaliating
13:00 <Mew> BlackDevil is a hardened irc op
13:00 <Mew> hes lives through some tough times
13:00 <Mew> he can take it
13:00 <xm> ive still never seen any of those new eps from the dr who modern series. it seems to have a decent female following though
13:00 <Mew> hes got his coping mechanisms down to a fine art
13:00 <Mew> lived*
14:00 <Mew> yeah i think ive seen maybe 2
14:00 <BlackDevil> yea druff gets glined very often
14:00 <xm> im curious why girls love it
14:00 <Mew> i got really really attached to david tennant
14:00 <Fez> Yea
14:00 <Fez> Fez gets zlined
14:00 <xm> so is it all to do with the lead actor?
14:00 <Fez> Its weird
14:00 <Mew> for me it was just tennant
14:00 <Mew> all the others are shite
15:00 <Mew> billie piper made it easy too
16:00 <xm> didnt she release a song at one time
16:00 <Mew> yessss
16:00 <Mew> honey to the bee something something something
16:00 <Mew> and parents were outraged because it had sexual innuendo in it and children loved her
17:00 <Mew> back when parents could complain about things like that because they arent in your face 24/7
17:00 <Mew> www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtT4MWzohRY‎
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Billie - Honey To The Bee (Mar 6, 2009) 3:47 - Category: Music - 281,840 views - 1,091 likes (95.9%), 47 dislikes (4.1%)
17:00 <xm> there whttp://www.smartlyrics.com/Song381797-Melissa-Read-My-Lips-lyrics.aspx
18:00 <xm> remember that girl
18:00 <xm> she was only 17 at the time too
19:00 <xm> i remember getting my older sister in trouble once for saying the NKOTB song Call It What You Want was about penetration. i thought i was joking, but i think it's true
21:00 <xm> my parents never had to worry about lyrics with me -- as they were mostly electronic tunes with screaming dutch and german vocals no one could understand
22:00 <xm> http://www.metrolyrics.com/call-it-what-u-want-lyrics-new-kids-on-the-block.html
22:00 <Mew> LOL
22:00 <Mew> i remember that song
22:00 <Mew> me and 5 other girls in my year 5 class did a dance to this song infront of the whole school
22:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9LjOQVBFmA
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Billie Piper - Day And Night (This video contains content not available in your country.) - - -
23:00 <Mew> looking back its so donnie darko notorious cringe
23:00 <xm> haha
24:00 <Mew> there was a britney song too
24:00 <xm> ah yes i remember this now
24:00 <Mew> we did 3 songs all up
24:00 <xm> but yeah this song
24:00 <Mew> robbie williams rock dj was one
24:00 <xm> i wonder what kids will be doing on assembly in 10 years time
25:00 <doctor> Did the school pay well?
25:00 <xm> even the catholic primary schools will probably bring out the dancing poles and still have nuns clapping afterwards
25:00 <Mew> oh it was oops i did it again
25:00 <Mew> mine was a catholic primary school LOL
25:00 <doctor> Maybe doing a dance half naked in front of school children would make me find the confidence I need
25:00 <xm> might even be the nun's ideas
25:00 <xm> -s
25:00 <xm> Mew: that may even be more of a reason why
26:00 <xm> ever googled the names of teachers ?
26:00 <Mew> actually wow
26:00 <Mew> year 5 was the year that my school hired a known paedophile from another school that had fired him
26:00 <Mew> coincidence?
26:00 <Mew> I THINK NOT
26:00 <xm> LOL
26:00 <Mew> I DANCED FOR A PAEDOPHILE IN YEAR 5
26:00 <Mew> JESUS CHRIST
26:00 <xm> it frightens me how incompentent some schools are
26:00 <Mew> OMG JESUS NO
27:00 <Mew> this paedo teacher came to our house once aswell to set up a desk top computer 
27:00 <Mew> and he made sure there was a webcam
27:00 <Mew> feeling quite dirty right now
27:00 <xm> what the?
27:00 <xm> what year was this
27:00 <Mew> this was in year 7
27:00 <Mew> ill explain how it happened
27:00 <xm> i mean like 200X
27:00 <Mew> ummmmmm
27:00 <Mew> 2002? 2003
27:00 <Mew> ish
28:00 <doctor> The Catholic Education Department is notorious for putting old fat nuns who hate children as principals of Primary Schools
28:00 <xm> doctor: notice how they hate boys more?
28:00 <Mew> when our school hired him it was kept hush that he was a paedo and it wasnt until i got to year 9 or so in high school and i was talking to a girl from another primary school and mentioned his surname
28:00 <doctor> yeah, they gave me and my brother a hard time
28:00 <Mew> and shes like **** *****?!?!?! yeah that guy
28:00 <xm> they just want to make sure the future generation women get a bunch of pussies -- so women of the future will miss out too
28:00 <Mew> he was fired from my school for touching girls!!!
28:00 <Mew> omg wot!!!!!
28:00 <Mew> etc
28:00 <xm> yeah those things arent right. ive thought about writing about that topic before
29:00 <xm> although i suspect it happens more in the public system
29:00 <xm> which is contrary to what people think because of what they read in the news
29:00 <Mew> thats a worry lol
29:00 <doctor> My grade 3 teacher was a bit suss like that
29:00 <xm> they just move teachers around...
29:00 <Mew> i remember him talking to me about computers in my bedroom when he was setting it up at our house and he had the worst collection of spit at the sides of his mouth
29:00 <Mew> like he was actually drooling
29:00 <xm> it's like WildTurkey coming in with new shells/nicknames
29:41 <Fez> Youre a clown
30:00 <Mew> i still had no idea he was a pedo at this point tho
30:00 <doctor> Married with 3 kids but was very weird. When I went out for a piss at some excursion in the bush he'd stand right above behind me
30:00 <xm> my brother did have a teacher that went all dodgy on him -- a female one
30:00 <xm> and she did it outside right on a bench
30:00 <xm> she started caressing his forearm and asked him if he liked it
30:00 <Mew> whoa
30:00 <xm> is every guy in here getting a boner now
31:00 <doctor> lol
31:00 <Mew> just BlackDevil 
31:00 <xm> and Q{
31:00 <doctor> never had an attractive school teacher so no
31:00 <xm> Q{ gets a boner when he sees BlackDevil getting one
31:00 <doctor> I think Q's gone for good now
31:00 <xm> i had a crush on one female teacher but that was it
31:00 <xm> oh has he
31:00 <xm> my dickhead friend even made a comment on it in front of everyone
31:44 <DemonsRun> Pot meet kettle
32:00 <xm> 'why did you blush'
32:00 <doctor> Yeah, made some remark yesterday about how horrible people here are and then quit
32:00 <Mew> we had a hot blonde teacher in yr 7 and the yr 6 teacher was this hot PE guy who looked like the commando off of biggest loser
32:00 <Mew> they were both married but ended up banging each other and leaving their other halves
32:00 <xm> just like the Biggest Loser hosts then
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33:00 <Mew> whaaaaaaaaaaat?
33:00 <Mew> really
33:00 <xm> didnt the woman cheat>
33:00 <xm> ?
33:00 <xm> i dunno, i dont really follow that stuff. just see snippets
33:00 <Mew> i dunno i must have missed that one
33:00 <BlackDevil> yea xm
33:00 <BlackDevil> whats your point?
33:00 <BlackDevil> we live together
33:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQRVf7JuZts‎
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: South Park: Nice - Comedy Central UK (Feb 25, 2014) 1:32 - Category: Comedy - 52,390 views - 426 likes (99.1%), 4 dislikes (0.9%)
33:00 <BlackDevil> i always get a boner
33:12 <Fez> Haw
33:53 <Fez> Demonsrun meet pot
34:00 <xm> BlackDevil: i dont agree with your lifestyle with Q{. it's not Biblical. please dont take it personally :)
34:00 <Mew> actually i had more than 1 dodgy teacher in primary school and the other one was a female
34:00 <xm> i dont believe it will interfere with your IRCop duties
34:00 <Mew> i think i might have actually repressed this memory cos it hasnt popped into my head for ages
34:00 <xm> i was clueless to that sort of stuff in primary school though
34:00 <doctor> We had two highly religious neurotics in high school who split with their wife/husbands, quit the school and ran off together
34:00 <BlackDevil> the bible is made up stories
34:00 <Mew> but we had an old lady in year 2 who made our whole class watch anime porn with the curtains down and the doors locked in the classroom
34:08 <PandasDontDrive> hate when u wake up feeling hungover
34:08 <DemonsRun> Har har
34:16 <PandasDontDrive> and you didnt even drink the night before..
35:00 <Mew> and someone told their parents so she ended up getting fired
35:00 <Mew> it was fuckin weird anime too
35:00 <xm> like when i used to watch Australia's Most Wanted about paedos taking kids i thought "gee those men must be so lonely to force kids to play with them"
35:00 <xm> wtf Mew 
35:00 <xm> old lady?
35:00 <doctor> lol
36:07 <PietSAbabe> I HATE CLOWNS
36:30 <PietSAbabe> They make me really nervous
36:50 <PandasDontDrive> seriously?
37:00 <doctor> I wonder if the public education system has as much drama as the catholic education system
37:09 <PandasDontDrive> especially John Wayne Gacy? I suppose.
37:15 <PietSAbabe> Theres bound to be one I pass one day that turns around and mauls me :(
37:57 <Fez> U make yourself nervous piet?
38:00 <xm> i'd say they'd have even more time for drama classes doctor. they dont have religious education
38:00 <xm> BOOM TISH!
38:43 <PietSAbabe> Thats not funny !
39:00 <xm> i did wish i went to a public one
39:00 <xm> catholic schools just shield you from crap
39:00 <xm> i missed out on the peace/piets of the world. it was a culture shock coming here
39:08 <Fez> U are
39:17 <Fez> Cuz ure a funny clown
39:48 <DemonsRun> ^
39:57 <DemonsRun> Size 15 foot = clown
40:00 <Serenity> the commando and michelle bridges hooked up
40:00 <Serenity> wow
40:00 <Serenity> i was scrolled
40:00 <Serenity> nvm
40:00 <Fez> Wtf
40:00 <Fez> I thought they were married
40:00 <Serenity> they were married to other people
40:00 <Serenity> then they got together
40:00 <doctor> yeah same xm
40:01 <DemonsRun> His face = clown
41:00 <Fez> Oh
41:00 <Serenity> he cheated on his wife with michelle
41:00 <Fez> I thought they wrre still married to the others
41:00 <Serenity> she claims she left her husband before she fucked commando
41:00 <Fez> Aaah
41:00 <Fez> Yepyep
41:12 <Fez> His tiny overloaded car = clown
42:00 <Fez> What cunts
42:00 <Fez> !!
42:00 <doctor> I don't know why people look up to those two. I can't stand the biggest loser, it's a modern day freakshow
42:00 <xm> it's not a particularly fun show to watch. not even when they're crying
42:23 <PietSAbabe> LEAVE MY MR BEAN CAR ALONE!
42:38 <PietSAbabe> cunts you all are !
42:46 <PietSAbabe> Attack me but not the car
43:00 <Fez> Its not spose to be fun
43:00 <xm> not for them, no
43:00 <xm> but what is fun for the viewer is another matter
43:00 <doctor> I don't understand the appeal, but that's okay, I don't really care to
43:00 <xm> yeah, neither do i
43:03 <DemonsRun> Rather not.
43:05 * PietSAbabe honks
43:11 <DemonsRun> You should just drive it off a cliff
43:33 <PietSAbabe> Way to be a morbid bitch
44:00 <xm> maybe they just cry heaps to try to shed a few more grams
44:00 <Serenity> its supposed to inspire us fatties to lose weight
44:00 <xm> a desperate technique but not that effective
44:00 <xm> or for others to see how much hard work it is and give up
45:00 <doctor> Tear detox, only $29.99 if you order in the next 10 minutes. Free 5kg sack of onions if you order in the next 5
45:00 <Serenity> but its not healthy because it makes normal people think they can lose 60 kilos in 12 weeks
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
45:00 <xm> i do remember one incident about the show. some guy took heaps of green tea to speed up his metabolism
45:20 <DemonsRun> No filter between brain and mouth
45:25 <DemonsRun> Or fingers
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> the best way to lose weight is from an old japanese tradition
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> called disembowelment
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> worked for me! *dies*
46:00 <Serenity> theres some tea now that makes you lose weight
46:00 <Serenity> apparently its just a laxative lol
46:00 <xm> i wouldnt say those people are full of shit when they go on about it. lulz
46:00 <xm> i think i spend too much time with TheRon
47:00 <xm> but yeah seen that tea
47:00 <Serenity> xm do you know if we have some kind of second hand textbook place in perth
47:15 <Fez> Does piet wank to pictures of himself?
47:43 <[Maverick]> Pieters bin = a clown
48:00 <xm> i only know of book exchanges
48:00 <xm> and those op shops
48:00 <xm> but i never go in hunting for a particular title
48:00 <xm> i just snap up bargains
48:00 <doctor> Might find some interesting confessions in those
48:00 <Serenity> trying to avoid spending $100 on a book i need lol
48:00 <xm> what subject?
48:50 <Fez> Piets nick = clown
49:00 <Serenity> Sociology in Today's World is the book
49:00 <xm> i downloaded about 200GB of videos on stuff like that recently
49:00 <xm> it could be a textbook used at uni, dunno. if so there are sites wehre students sell off the books after they've done with it
50:00 <xm> they're*
50:00 <Serenity> yeah its a uni book
50:00 <Serenity> thats why i need it
50:00 <xm> i cant remember what the site is called
51:00 <faux> What uni sez!!
51:00 <xm> https://studentvip.com.au/textbooks/isbn/9780170130400
52:00 <faux> You can tell me in pm if you dobt want cubtfaces knowing 
52:00 <xm> actually dunno if any of those books are still available as 2nd hand
52:00 <Serenity> yeah ill pm you lol
52:00 <faux> There's textbook exchange 
53:00 <Serenity> i had a look there but they still want like $80 for the book.. id rather pay the extra $15 and get a new one
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> 4 sezz https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/1558567_550940085027113_5065180032691656283_n.jpg
55:00 <Serenity> hahaha
55:00 <Serenity> dorks!
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59:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> Cause if meat can't dance and broccie wont dance then they're NO FRIENDS OF MINE!
00:28 <xm> Pieter really has size 6 feet -- helikes to wear size 15 so he can hide bags of meth at the tip
02:00 <BlackDevil> mew click my dick here http://whenonearth.net/live-inflatable-bubble-bubbletree/
03:00 <Mew> :o
03:00 <Mew> i wanna be on it
03:00 <BlackDevil> damn right
03:00 <xm> cheapest ive seen it is $87.95 (free delivery)
03:00 <xm> http://www.thenile.com.au/books/Brian-Furze/Sociology-in-Todays-World/9780170193030/
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
04:00 <xm> but if it never arrives or you end up getting an empty box full of foam dont ban me
04:00 <xm> i would rather go second hand
04:12 <Serenity> lol
05:00 <xm> but the thing is this seems to be written by Australian academics -- so dont know about how easy it would be to find in a physical store
05:00 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive you like the picture of my dick?
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont need a picture
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> i just rub my hands in vegemite and touch myself and think of you
06:00 <xm> it would be hard to picture as Q{ would be *in* the way
06:07 <DemonsRun> If it works...
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
10:56 <Kynetic> http://i.imgur.com/0vTy6fp.jpg
13:00 <xm> <BlackDevil> Q{ can you move for a sec <Q{> yeh y <BlackDevil> need to take pic of my dick
13:00 <BlackDevil> your just jealous
14:00 <xm> your come back should be that it's so big that anything would get in the way. but NO you didnt use that
14:00 <xm> like walking around nude and then suddenly turning around near the table would wipe everything off the surface: the salt and pepper shakers, the vase etc
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
16:00 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive
16:00 <BlackDevil> want to sit on my dick?
16:00 <BlackDevil> and taste Q
17:00 <xm> that's when PandasDontDrive at Christmas says his wish would be that he'd never have to get off :)
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18:00 <PandasDontDrive> ROFL
18:00 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive
18:00 <BlackDevil> did you see that new
19:00 <xm> Christmas only comes once a year, but BlackDevil cums inside Q{ 10 times a day
19:00 <BlackDevil> trailer in australia?
19:00 <xm> soz
19:00 <BlackDevil> why hate xm
19:00 <xm> im all coffee'd up
19:00 <xm> just curious where your threshold is bro
19:00 <Mew> WiReD
19:00 <BlackDevil> i have 0
20:00 <Mew> 0!!
20:00 <BlackDevil> 0 threshold
20:00 <Mew> 1
21:00 <BlackDevil> hi mew
21:00 <BlackDevil> mate
21:00 <Mew> hey
21:00 <BlackDevil> so
21:00 <Fez> I want chocolate
21:00 <BlackDevil> i had to downgrade my utorrent
21:00 <Mew> what should we do for #melbourne today?
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22:00 <Mew> a poll? a pop quiz?
22:00 <BlackDevil> so
22:00 <BlackDevil> Robocop came out online
22:00 <BlackDevil> but its a webrip
23:00 <BlackDevil> and cam
23:00 <BlackDevil> orgy?
23:00 <xm> im looking forward to Noah for some good laughs
23:00 <xm> Monty Python presents Noah
23:00 <xm> there are rips out but they're cam jobs
23:00 <Mew> are u gonna dl or see it at the cinema?
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24:00 <xm> d/l
24:00 <Mew> mmmmm popcorn smell
24:00 <xm> cinemas r 4 loosers
24:00 <Fez> GoT is out
25:00 <Mew> i havent been for years
25:00 <xm> although it would be good ambience to hear people laugh live
25:00 <tech_n9ne> Aaahh
25:00 <Mew> last time was the hangover
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> im all coffee'd up too haha
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> 3 in a row
25:00 <tech_n9ne> Love hangover
25:00 <tech_n9ne> Pandas ya coffee junky
25:00 <xm> going to the cinema for me is more of a 'forced' social thing
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> i <3 cinema
26:00 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/ll_a_s/2014/Apr/29/LiveLeak-dot-com-101_1398715639-bday8yJ_1398745084.jpg?d5e8cc8eccfb6039332f41f6249e92b06c91b4db65f5e99818bade9e4a40dcd5e0d9&ec_rate=230
26:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: title (Date: Apr-28-2014, 1 hour ago) - Views: 8574 - Played: 9989
26:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol forced
26:00 <xm> it's rare to want to go unless there's some movie you cant wait before the bluray rip comes out
26:00 <xm> yeah, well, no one is putting a gun to my head
26:00 <xm> i could stay at home
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> take that!
26:00 <tech_n9ne> Fk work 
31:00 <BlackDevil> this is the video and pic http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=101_1398715639
31:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Was this Polish Football Fan Set on Fire by Security ? (Date: Apr-28-2014, 8 hours ago) - Views: 3628 - Played: 3700
31:22 <doctor> Injected 12 marijuanas today
32:29 <Serenity> i did 14 beat that
32:46 <xm> i bon scotted but got stomach pumped just in time
33:02 <Serenity> hard core
40:00 <Mew> do you hate crowds xm?
45:00 <BlackDevil> i love farting in elevators
46:00 <xm> i can deal with crowds but prefer not to
47:00 <xm> crowds are only fun when you're sitting in the city and watching randoms interact
47:00 <BlackDevil> they take pictures?
48:46 <simba> Doing Pot Bongs
49:00 <xm> and sound. then i make songs and stuff using it -- it's the ultimate alchemy to turn the mundane to something interesting
50:00 <BlackDevil> Mew
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07:00 <PandasDontDrive> OH UHHH A FEMALE
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> ok boys, time for a 21 penis salute
11:00 <Googie85> ROFL
12:00 <Pyro-> schwing
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> i fired my shot before pulling out :/
14:00 <Fez> I bet emmas a man
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15:00 <PandasDontDrive> sexy
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> I like a man with a girly name <3
16:00 <Fez> As long as the have longish hair
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucking couriers man
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> I swear they're the laziest fucks
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> I bet they rock up, have a five minute nap
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> then get out n put that fucking card in saying 'sorry we missed you' and drive off
24:00 <simba> when i look up irc and see BlackDevil has been typing https://31.media.tumblr.com/b826c791c8b76a05a905def1affd3b7e/tumblr_inline_n3tz0ma5Tf1qhv088.gif
24:00 <BlackDevil> cute kitty
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26:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn front gate was open
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> would've had my brand new Kinect!
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> I bet the courier was that fat shit from King of Queens
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27:00 <Fez> Doug
27:00 <Fez> Doug heffernan
27:00 <Fez> Actor kevin james i think
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47:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/newsradio/audio/streaming.htm
49:00 <beehhh> bitch
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52:00 <Googie85> ?
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56:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> westside 
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57:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7K0Vo4X4L8
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Game - 120 Bars (May 15, 2009) 9:00 - Category: Music - 40,277 views - 145 likes (96.7%), 5 dislikes (3.3%)
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05:34 <Googie85> w00p d00m
05:58 <woop> Don't mess wit teh OO's man
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08:31 <PandasDontDrive> O_o
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10:50 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e64SV0k0_zk
10:51 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Game Where Im From feat Nate Dogg (Jul 15, 2009) 3:09 - Category: Music - 43,100 views - 72 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
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11:34 <PandasDontDrive> gay
14:00 <TheRon> jaaaaaailbreak
14:00 <TheRon> all in the name of liberty
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18:00 <Kynetic> theres nothing on the internet
18:00 <Kynetic> its all boring
19:00 <TheRon> yes!
19:00 <TheRon> nude chicks?
22:49 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e64SV0k0_zk
22:51 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Game Where Im From feat Nate Dogg (Jul 15, 2009) 3:09 - Category: Music - 43,100 views - 72 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
31:51 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e64SV0k0_zk
31:52 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Game Where Im From feat Nate Dogg (Jul 15, 2009) 3:09 - Category: Music - 43,100 views - 72 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
32:17 <PietSAbabe> Ym
32:23 <PietSAbabe> WOOme
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33:05 <TheRon> hello
33:51 <PietSAbabe> Fucking maccas are cunts
33:59 <PietSAbabe> Giving me bbq sauce instead of sweet n sour
34:02 <TheRon> broad statement
34:14 <PietSAbabe> Ya just dont know until ya lick the top
34:21 <PietSAbabe> IM ANGRY
34:43 <TheRon> i'd kick up a stink and get a couple of free burgers
35:38 <TheRon> fresh soup and homemade bread for tea tonight
38:00 <doctor> internet is life. the real world doesn't exist anymore
38:55 <PietSAbabe> I cant be fucked getting dressed again
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> THE REAL WORLD IS SUPER MARIO 3!
39:00 <TheRon> too woggy
39:07 <PietSAbabe> Maybe tomorrow:)
39:09 <TheRon> you not wearing pants?
40:00 <doctor> Many identify with the caricature of Mario more than they do with actual italian men
40:00 <FredFlinstone> arvoze peeps
41:00 <TheRon> what a big week it's been in football
41:00 <FredFlinstone> TheRon will we beat collinghsit friday night?
41:00 <TheRon> the biggest was eddie calling kane cornes an old cunt
41:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
41:00 <TheRon> all signs point to no
41:00 <FredFlinstone> awwwww lol
41:14 <PandasDontDrive> this fly
41:16 <PandasDontDrive> will not die.
41:31 <TheRon> check out the fly
41:37 <TheRon> the movie it's great
41:47 <PandasDontDrive> one day
41:53 <PandasDontDrive> gotta finish watching Two Guns sometime
42:00 <TheRon> just being honest
42:00 <FredFlinstone> too many injuries methinks
42:00 <FredFlinstone> anyway I will be numb before
42:00 <TheRon> i mean i hope carlton flogs them but i don't think they will
42:00 <FredFlinstone> at least there arent as many toothless pricks in the MCC
42:00 <TheRon> cheaper beers?
42:04 <PandasDontDrive> n check out whats on at cinema in town
42:06 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e64SV0k0_zk
42:06 <PandasDontDrive> xD
42:08 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Game Where Im From feat Nate Dogg (Jul 15, 2009) 3:09 - Category: Music - 43,100 views - 72 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
42:14 <PandasDontDrive> i wana see somethin french or spanish
42:18 <TheRon> thats denzel and the other guy yeah?
42:20 <PietSAbabe> Just in a shirt and slippery satiny boxers :)~
42:34 <PandasDontDrive> yeah man marky mark
42:37 <PandasDontDrive> lolarious as
42:42 <TheRon> yeah i've seen it
42:49 <PandasDontDrive> ehehe i fell asleep during the end
42:51 <TheRon> wanna know what happens?
42:53 <PandasDontDrive> i love the black chick mmmm
42:54 <PandasDontDrive> NO
42:55 <PandasDontDrive> lol
43:00 <FredFlinstone> nup
43:00 <TheRon> damn
43:00 <FredFlinstone> nuffin cheap
43:00 <TheRon> loading up before the game??
43:00 <FredFlinstone> i mean the AFL memberes is a disgrace
43:00 <FredFlinstone> yes going for dinner first
43:00 <FredFlinstone> two fat indians across the road
43:00 <TheRon> nice food?
43:00 <FredFlinstone> I paid $9 for a crownie other week
43:00 <TheRon> fuck off
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43:48 <TheRon> you like black women in general?
44:00 <FredFlinstone> not been before but the rreviews are good and been recommneded
44:00 <FredFlinstone> nup that is
44:00 <FredFlinstone> down the bottom in the new dungeon
44:00 <FredFlinstone> changed the name and put the prices up
44:00 <FredFlinstone> never again
44:00 <TheRon> my bro sugested doing the swanston st crawl before a game one day
44:00 <doctor> that's average in bars/pubs with restaurants. goto one with a TAB, they don't need to make up for the loss on food by over pricing the alcohol
44:06 <AndroUser> Ewwww
44:13 <AndroUser> Who could ever like a black woman !
44:18 <AndroUser> THATS JUST GROSS
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44:27 <PietSAbabe> :
44:35 <PandasDontDrive> um
44:41 <PandasDontDrive> not african lookin dark
44:44 <PandasDontDrive> i like that chick
44:50 <PandasDontDrive> obvious caucasian facial features
44:54 <TheRon> alba is black isn't she?
44:56 <PietSAbabe> But cmon!
45:00 <PietSAbabe> BLACK MAN
45:00 <FredFlinstone> no it isnt avergae at all
45:00 <TheRon> i hate paying 5.50 for a stubbie so
45:00 <FredFlinstone> this is only a fuckin sports stadium ffs
45:00 <TheRon> have you called sen on this matter?
45:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
45:04 <PietSAbabe> THATS JUST WRONG
45:04 <PandasDontDrive> um
45:05 <PietSAbabe> RIGHT
45:07 <PandasDontDrive> shes some mix
45:13 <PietSAbabe> *wiggles*
45:15 <PandasDontDrive> pacific or someshit
45:34 <PietSAbabe> Mmm chicken n mayo
45:36 <PietSAbabe> ONLY $2
45:41 <PietSAbabe> Best $4 spent
45:53 <PandasDontDrive> ive only been with caucasian chicks lol
46:00 <FredFlinstone> as if they can do anything
46:00 <FredFlinstone> MCC is just as bad
46:00 <TheRon> you can vent
46:00 <TheRon> if anything the mcc should be cheaper
46:00 <FredFlinstone> you need to pay $12 for a decent glass of wine
46:00 <FredFlinstone> the mCC reserve is paint stripper
46:00 <FredFlinstone> no it isnt
46:01 <TheRon> the burgers are better at hungry jacks
46:49 <PietSAbabe> They are
46:54 <PietSAbabe> Unless youre forcing it in
46:59 <PietSAbabe> Then its just total shit
47:00 <FredFlinstone> its cheaper to buy spitits
47:00 <FredFlinstone> spirits
47:00 <FredFlinstone> dont ask me why
47:00 <TheRon> would the swanston st crawl be any good??
47:00 <FredFlinstone> beer is ridiculous
47:00 <FredFlinstone> not sure
47:00 <FredFlinstone> as you know I usually go to the Mail Exchange
47:00 <FredFlinstone> its got everything there
47:00 <doctor> do what Atari used to do. Brought his own wine bottle with straight vodka mixed with red dye
47:00 <TheRon> me too, i hardly goto the 'g anymore
47:15 <TheRon> i only eat the double bacon delux
48:00 <TheRon> i love the mail exchange
48:00 <FredFlinstone> I go there all the time
48:00 <FredFlinstone> but dont drink usually
48:00 <FredFlinstone> befoer and after
48:00 <TheRon> pints, a bar meal and then off to the game
48:00 <FredFlinstone> wlel maybe sometimes after
48:00 <FredFlinstone> yesh 
48:00 <FredFlinstone> the best idea
48:06 <xm> PietSAbabe: every burger ends up being total shit in the end
48:10 <xm> especially at the end
48:43 <TheRon> at macca's the box is a namd sight tastier than anything on the inside
49:00 <TheRon> just convenient coming in from ballarat
49:00 <FredFlinstone> $42 for a bottle of peeprjack cant go wrong
49:00 <FredFlinstone> so true
49:00 <FredFlinstone> we used to go to Time oUt
49:00 <TheRon> where's that?
49:00 <FredFlinstone> they are bigger rip off merchants
49:00 <FredFlinstone> fed square
49:00 <FredFlinstone> loved the food
49:00 <TheRon> yeah ok
49:00 <FredFlinstone> but fuck me
50:00 <FredFlinstone> the wine went up to $49 for fuckin piss!
50:00 <FredFlinstone> I said never again
50:00 <TheRon> is one of the restaurants at fed square owned by rob sitch??
50:00 <FredFlinstone> dunno
50:00 <FredFlinstone> there are a few there
50:00 <FredFlinstone> only been to Time Out
50:00 <FredFlinstone> its handy
50:00 <FredFlinstone> on the way to the ground
50:00 <FredFlinstone> we used to walk
50:00 <FredFlinstone> along the river
50:40 <PietSAbabe> Fuck my guts are cramping and aching
50:42 <PietSAbabe> ALREADY
50:44 <PietSAbabe> Fucking chicken
50:49 <PietSAbabe> ITS ALWAYS THE FUCKING CHICKEN
50:52 <PietSAbabe> :((
51:00 <TheRon> i goto the tennis occasionally too
51:00 <FredFlinstone> gave that up years ago
51:05 <TheRon> ring up and complain
51:50 <TheRon> PandasDontDrive i watched the french film "the round up" the other night
51:53 <PietSAbabe> But its ok now cos i got national home doctor
52:00 <TheRon> you can kinda do the open on the cheap
52:00 <FredFlinstone> not for me thanks
52:00 <FredFlinstone> they can stick it now
52:00 <TheRon> i used to play tennis
52:00 <FredFlinstone> all corporate
52:00 <FredFlinstone> me too
52:00 <FredFlinstone> loved it
52:00 <FredFlinstone> we went to every year at the new center
52:00 <FredFlinstone> then they got greedy
52:04 <PietSAbabe> But in a way it just feels like games
52:10 <PietSAbabe> Its like training for your brain
52:15 <PietSAbabe> Umm
52:16 <PandasDontDrive> the round up
52:18 <PandasDontDrive> umm
52:22 <PietSAbabe> Dunno what else i have
52:22 <PandasDontDrive> what was it about?
52:26 <PietSAbabe> Slip slop slap ?
52:33 <PietSAbabe> Dont be a wally with water ?
52:35 <TheRon> it's about the nazi's rounding up the jews in paris
52:41 <PietSAbabe> Wheres waldo ?
52:43 <Fez> Theres more to that these days
52:46 <PandasDontDrive> oh
52:47 <PietSAbabe> Where did i come from
52:55 <PietSAbabe> A test tube
52:58 <PandasDontDrive> i try to avoid those types
52:59 <PandasDontDrive> um
53:00 <FredFlinstone> tennis isnt the same
53:01 <Fez> Slurp is one
53:05 <PandasDontDrive> dl a movie called JACKPOT
53:07 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
53:13 <TheRon> i liked the boy in the striped pyjamas
53:14 <PandasDontDrive> it's danish i think
53:24 <Serenity> m33p
53:29 <TheRon> it was kinda like that
53:40 <PandasDontDrive> there's a great one um
53:46 <PandasDontDrive> uno the bad guy in Casino Royale
53:51 <PandasDontDrive> with the bloody eye
53:51 <TheRon> the pianist?
53:52 <Fez> Slip slop slap slurp shade
53:55 <PandasDontDrive> look him up
54:00 <FredFlinstone> used to play the St.Arnaud easter tournamnet
54:00 <TheRon> nice, so you knew what you were doing then
54:00 <FredFlinstone> of course lol
54:00 <FredFlinstone> loved grass
54:12 <PandasDontDrive> fk it ill find it ;P
54:14 <TheRon> i actually have not seen daniel craig as bond
54:29 <PandasDontDrive> meh
54:34 <PandasDontDrive> casino royale was good
54:54 <TheRon> i lie i tried to watch quantam solice and got bored
55:00 <FredFlinstone> played Ballarat one year
55:00 <TheRon> some people play and have no idea
55:00 <TheRon> hollioake?
55:00 <FredFlinstone> well yes too many at the tennis now
55:00 <FredFlinstone> cant remember was years ago
55:00 <TheRon> outdoor or indoor?
55:00 <FredFlinstone> they only go cos its the place to be
55:00 <FredFlinstone> outdoor
55:00 <FredFlinstone> on grass
55:00 <TheRon> yeah it'd be hollioake park\
55:00 <FredFlinstone> ok
55:10 <PandasDontDrive> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mads_Mikkelsen
55:15 <PandasDontDrive> this guy, he's fantastic
55:45 <PandasDontDrive> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flame_%26_Citron
55:49 <PandasDontDrive> DOWNLOAD THAT!!!!!!
56:00 <FredFlinstone> my wife and I played good mixed together
56:00 <FredFlinstone> preferred doubles
56:00 <FredFlinstone> couldnt get serious enough at tournaments
56:00 <TheRon> same with my bowls
56:03 <TheRon> nice
56:09 <PandasDontDrive> :P :P
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57:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah I wanted a good time
57:00 <FredFlinstone> you can get away with more playing doubles
57:00 <TheRon> i kick ass at my club but get to tourney's and don't give a shit
57:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
57:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed
57:00 <FredFlinstone> half the time I had a hangover
57:00 <TheRon> i've pulled all nighters and played the next day
57:00 <FredFlinstone> my best result was with my mate
57:44 <PietSAbabe> Hah
57:52 <PietSAbabe> My channel 9 says scrambled service
58:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
58:00 <FredFlinstone> Alexandra
58:00 <FredFlinstone> we won the A grade doubles
58:00 <TheRon> nice
58:00 <FredFlinstone> he was a good player
58:00 <TheRon> i only ever played like a2 or 3
58:00 <FredFlinstone> oh ok
58:00 <FredFlinstone> played 2 at night
59:00 <FredFlinstone> I said I never playing one
59:00 <FredFlinstone> I cant see the ball well enough
59:00 <TheRon> indoors just got so expensive
59:00 <FredFlinstone> this was outdoors
59:00 <FredFlinstone> we played all through the year
59:00 <FredFlinstone>  2 seasons
59:00 <FredFlinstone> his parents had their own court
59:00 <TheRon> the volleys are so crisp indoors get outdoors they goto shit
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00:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
00:00 <FredFlinstone> depends how yuo hit them
00:00 <FredFlinstone> I didnt have a prob
00:00 <FredFlinstone> and we played on en tout cas
00:00 <aemon> deep and meaningful hypothetical time: your wife is pregnant, and the doctor has detected during the early stages of pregancy that your child is gona be a down syndrome person. they give you the choice to abort, or keep. what would you choose?
00:04 <PandasDontDrive> there's a really good french film um
00:08 <PandasDontDrive> the girl with the bare breasts
00:10 <PandasDontDrive> i think
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00:42 <PietSAbabe> Umm
00:51 <PietSAbabe> They all have women with tits showing in their films
01:07 <PandasDontDrive> it's the name of the painting that this boy steals..
01:09 <PietSAbabe> Even their Adventure Time cartoons have tits
01:13 <PietSAbabe> Sponge bob had tits too
01:25 <TheRon> i think i've heard of it
01:35 <PandasDontDrive> girl with bare breasts
01:37 <PandasDontDrive> or something
02:00 <[Maverick]> deep and meaningful time: what is it with Saemon and his wanting to talk about kids all the time.. 
02:00 <TheRon> a couple of premierships and a b&f so i wasn't hopeless
02:00 <FredFlinstone> is that pronounced Semen?
02:00 <FredFlinstone> nope you wernt
02:00 <[Maverick]> yes 
03:00 <[Maverick]> it is 
03:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
03:00 <Saemon> i would choose to abort it
03:00 <[Maverick]> lol
03:00 <[Maverick]> but what about your wife? 
03:00 <TheRon> Saemon i'd abort you
03:00 <[Maverick]> and it's your only chance to have a child? 
03:00 <Saemon> thats her decision, i would follow hers
03:00 <[Maverick]> but you said you would choose to abort 
03:00 <[Maverick]> so you wouldn't be following hers 
03:00 <[Maverick]> because you would be in a world of regret 
03:00 <Saemon> cuz i dont think i would be capable of giving the child a good life and the help that it deserves
03:00 <[Maverick]> you fuckhead. 
04:00 <TheRon> ahh geoffrey robertson!
04:00 <[Maverick]> lol 
04:00 <Saemon> as they say, raising a disabled child is 10 times as difficult
04:00 <[Maverick]> well.. what if it was down syndrome and no legs 
04:00 <Saemon> it would not be fair for it
04:00 <[Maverick]> No its not Saemon
04:00 <[Maverick]> you just have to be dedicated and loving 
04:00 <[Maverick]> if you love something 
04:00 <Saemon> yeh i know
04:00 <[Maverick]> nothing is difficult 
04:00 <Saemon> im just saying that currently the way that i am, i would be a unfit parent
04:00 <Saemon> i have little money, no job
04:00 <[Maverick]> of course 
05:00 <Saemon> etc
05:00 <[Maverick]> I mean.. the kids around run circles around you 
05:00 <[Maverick]> let your tires down 
05:00 <[Maverick]> pour your pissjug around 
05:00 <[Maverick]> I dunno why you are thinking about kids. 
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> AAAAAAAHH
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> this fly wont fuck off
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> im going to eat it when I catch it and absorb it's SOUL
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> and think of alch3my.
06:00 <[Maverick]> an it will lay eggs in you and MAGGOTS MCGEE CUNTS 
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> THEY CAN ROTT IN MY GUT
07:19 <TheRon> i'm sure if the movie had bare breasts in the title i'd take a look
08:00 <[Maverick]> you know... I would knock saemon out.. cut his nubs off.... put maggots in.. and then close the wound.. and let the cunts eat him from the inside out. 
08:00 <Saemon> well one day i will be old [Maverick]
08:00 <[Maverick]> we all will 
08:00 <Saemon> i need my own family to take care of me
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09:00 <[Maverick]> so don't think you're special 
09:00 <Saemon> if i have kids
09:00 <TheRon> WOOO!
09:00 <[Maverick]> AND 
09:00 <Saemon> maybe i can live with them when they grow up and i am 80
09:00 <[Maverick]> lol 
09:00 <Saemon> instead of a nursing home
09:00 <[Maverick]> with your lack of personal hygene and shit 
09:00 <[Maverick]> I would say 50yrs of age 
09:00 <[Maverick]> max 
09:00 <[Maverick]> OR 
10:00 <[Maverick]> youre just a lying cunt.. you have legs and shiz and you're high on meth like Pieter and love to dribble shit 
10:00 <[Maverick]> which.. I am going to0 go with 
10:00 <Saemon> i get the impression that you might not like me very much :S
11:00 <Saemon> can we just be civil towards one another>
11:00 <[Maverick]> no.
11:00 <[Maverick]> and about time you got the impression
11:00 <[Maverick]> I have only being saying how much I dislike you in the last hmmmmmmmmmm 12 months 
11:48 <TheRon> is simba having his 420?
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12:00 <Saemon> wow really? but i was gona say that 
12:00 <TheRon> i watched a french jew holocaust movie last night
12:00 <Saemon> i havnent really noticed you active much at all [Maverick]
12:00 <[Maverick]> Yeah, cause I have other things to do in my life 
12:00 <Saemon> so how would u have an informed opinion to hate me
12:00 <[Maverick]> because 
12:00 <Saemon> your just jumping on the bandwagon
12:00 <[Maverick]> NO NO NO 
12:00 <[Maverick]> I am not jumping on the bandwagon 
12:00 <DemonsRun> He's been he long enough
12:00 <TheRon> YES YES YES
13:00 <[Maverick]> shh TheRon <3 
13:00 <Saemon> \O|
13:00 <Saemon> \O/
13:00 <[Maverick]> I have sat here.. and noticed you talk shit about peoples kids... I have watched you carry on about pissjugs, filthy matresses etc 
13:00 <[Maverick]> and that just fucking disgusts me 
13:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!!
13:00 <[Maverick]> and then you do all these wwe moves 
13:00 <[Maverick]> which you think is cool 
13:00 <[Maverick]> but really 
14:00 <Saemon> talk shit about ppls kids? wth when have i ever done that
14:00 <Saemon> stop trying to make me look like awolf and panda
14:00 <[Maverick]> I have seen a 3 yr old act better than you when chucking a tanty 
14:00 <DemonsRun> ...
14:00 <[Maverick]> DUDE 
14:00 <DemonsRun> I've seen a 1yo act better
14:00 <[Maverick]> seee
14:00 <[Maverick]> this is why I despise you 
14:00 <[Maverick]> you try and act innocent 
14:00 <[Maverick]> but you aren't 
14:00 <Saemon> because of talking shit about other ppls kids i am innocent
15:00 <[Maverick]> NO 
15:00 <[Maverick]> goddd
15:00 <[Maverick]> fuck head
15:00 <[Maverick]> <Saemon> talk shit about ppls kids? wth when have i ever done that
15:00 <DemonsRun> Mav, it's not worth the effort
15:00 <[Maverick]> TRYING TO LOOK INNOCENT 
15:00 <FredFlinstone> doesnt look like it
15:00 <TheRon> good times, good times!
15:00 <[Maverick]> fuck off 
15:00 <[Maverick]> you're as bad as B1 
15:00 <Saemon> look [Maverick]
15:00 <[Maverick]> maybe you should go fuck him 
15:00 <Saemon> despite what u are saying about me
15:00 <[Maverick]> cause you both talk so much shit 
16:00 <Saemon> i still think your a pretty swell dude
16:00 <Saemon> u seem pretty cool on here
16:00 <[Maverick]> I* know I am cool on herwe 
16:00 <[Maverick]> byt 
16:00 <[Maverick]> eerr
16:00 <[Maverick]> but* 
16:00 <Saemon> and i hope one day we could be better to eachother
16:00 <[Maverick]> never will happen 
16:00 <[Maverick]> NEVER.EVER 
16:00 <TheRon> i make hamburgers i get all the girls
16:00 <Saemon> ok then, but i have no hard feelings ok
16:00 <Saemon> i am not your enemy here
16:00 <[Maverick]> of course not.. you have no feelings 
17:00 <[Maverick]> cause you're a fucking cunt. 
17:00 <Saemon> if that makes u happy calling me names, then im not gona retaliate. i want no trouble with you
17:00 <Saemon> peace.
17:00 <Saemon> omg TheRon WWE is out :P
18:00 <Saemon> the nature boy returns!!! :D
18:00 <Saemon> WOOOOO!!!
18:00 <TheRon> hugh jackman
18:00 <[Maverick]> No, but when you lie about talking shit about peoples kids... Serenitys and DemonsRun...... 
18:00 <FredFlinstone> what is WWE?
18:00 <Saemon> stylin n profilin baby!!!
18:00 <[Maverick]> it makes me wonder... 
18:00 <[Maverick]> what else are you lying about 
18:00 <Saemon> world wrestling entertainment
18:00 <Saemon> FredFlinstone
18:00 <FredFlinstone> oh that crap lol
18:00 <doctor> World of Wrestling
18:04 <TheRon> hello
18:14 <Ana_Ng> theron!
19:00 <Saemon> i am not lying i have never spoken shit about Serenity or DemonsRun kids
19:00 <[Maverick]> ...........
19:00 <Saemon> Serenity would have banned me already for it if i had
19:00 <doctor> Discussion of children should be discouraged 
19:25 <PandasDontDrive> well
19:36 <PandasDontDrive> french chick in it does get naked
19:39 <PandasDontDrive> but dont they all?
19:52 <TheRon> i love french chicks in the nuddy
20:00 <Saemon> yesterday i only questioned about why DemonsRun left her kid alone because i misunderstood what she said, she then informed me that she left them at their grandparents place
20:00 <Saemon> and i was kicked for that still and given a warning be Serenity
20:00 <Saemon> and i have followed that warning ever since
20:00 <TheRon> just don't discuss other people's children
20:00 <Saemon> yes i dont anymore after Serenity has warned me.
20:02 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
21:00 <[Maverick]> lol.. you didn't question
21:00 <[Maverick]> you made a stab at it 
21:00 <[Maverick]> so stop lying. 
22:00 <Saemon> and i was punished for it and now i've learned.
22:00 <Saemon> what of it?
23:00 <[Maverick]> I give it about 20 mins and you will magically forget it all... 
23:00 <TheRon> the spurs won today
23:00 <TheRon> levelling the series at 2-2
23:00 <TheRon> woo hoo
23:00 <Saemon> no i wont. but u can wait and see if u wish.
23:00 <TheRon> the spurs rule
23:00 <[Maverick]> nah 
23:00 <[Maverick]> all good 
24:00 <[Maverick]> I have some business to attend to. 
24:00 <Saemon> cool
24:00 <Saemon> i like your nick btw
24:00 <Saemon> maverick reminds me of top gun :P
24:00 <ShadowLurker> why are you even here
24:00 <TheRon> we so need an iceman
24:00 <ShadowLurker> havnt you died yet
24:00 <Saemon> i got the need, the need for speed 
24:00 <[Maverick]> Pieter
24:00 <[Maverick]> NOT THAT KIND OF ICEMAN! 
24:00 <TheRon> not at all
24:00 <TheRon> lol
24:33 <Ana_Ng> did i ask this one already
24:40 <Ana_Ng> what are the two double landlocked countries?
25:00 <TheRon> ELO rule
25:18 <TheRon> double landlocked, you're eith landlock or you're not
25:27 <Kynetic> i bet uzbekistan is one
25:35 <Ana_Ng> if you're landlocked by landlocked countries
25:38 <TheRon> lesotho
25:40 <Ana_Ng> uzbekistan!
25:52 <Kynetic> and that one in europe
25:53 <TheRon> san marino
25:53 <Ana_Ng> lesotho borders south africa, which borders the sea
25:58 <Kynetic> leictenstein or something
26:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
26:00 <FredFlinstone> ELO
26:00 <TheRon> great band
26:00 <FredFlinstone> there were ok
26:00 <Saemon> lol
26:00 <Saemon> u watch wwe FredFlinstone?
26:00 <FredFlinstone> not got any of their music
26:00 <FredFlinstone> no way
26:00 <Saemon> why not?
26:02 <Ana_Ng> kynetic winz
26:02 <TheRon> swaziland
26:05 <Ana_Ng> liechtenstein
26:15 <Ana_Ng> it's between switzerland and austria
26:32 <TheRon> i love saying liechtenstein
26:38 <Kynetic> its smaller than brisbane or some shit
26:47 <Kynetic> tiny little country
27:03 <TheRon> i go for them to win the eurocup
27:08 <Ana_Ng> uzbekistan is bordered by kazakhstan, kyrgyzstan, tajikistan, afghanistan and turkmenistan
27:29 <Ana_Ng> liechtenstein is a ski resort
28:00 <TheRon> wow blue skies
28:00 <FredFlinstone> hate it its all fake
28:32 <Ana_Ng> Which 3 countries border Paraguay?
28:55 <Fez> Do u know the answer ana?
29:00 <TheRon> i'm mr brightside
29:00 <FredFlinstone> you are indeed TheRon 
29:02 <Ana_Ng> yes
29:11 <Fez> Then why ask?
29:29 <Ana_Ng> it's a game
29:34 <TheRon> uraguay
29:37 <Fez> Normally people ask for answers that they dont already know
29:38 <TheRon> argentina
29:44 <TheRon> bolivia
29:47 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
29:52 <Fez> Game. Pffffft
30:00 <TheRon> so....do you think jack watts will win the brownlow??
30:05 <TheRon> i am th egame you don't wanna play me
30:12 <Ana_Ng> Which 3 countries border Vietnam?
30:26 <Fez> Glasgow
30:29 <TheRon> laos china and cambodia
30:35 <Fez> Tasmania
30:36 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
30:42 <Fez> Oh
30:50 <Ana_Ng> Which 4 countries border Spain?
31:00 <FredFlinstone> how many rounds have we played?
31:00 <TheRon> 7
31:00 <FredFlinstone> then no way lol
31:09 <TheRon> portugal france andorra and gibraltar
31:21 <Ana_Ng> well
31:32 <Ana_Ng> it's probably really 5
31:52 <PandasDontDrive> ima makin spaghetti
32:00 <TheRon> joel selwood so far i'd think
32:00 <FredFlinstone> and I dont care about that sort of shit
32:00 <FredFlinstone> its all crap
32:00 <TheRon> gary ablett
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1922106_297570970410936_6232174649304243061_n.jpg
32:00 <FredFlinstone> they get enough bloody accolades
32:00 <TheRon> thin lizzy - the boys are back in town
32:00 <FredFlinstone> great song
32:10 <TheRon> africa?
32:24 <TheRon> morocco?
32:36 <Ana_Ng> morocco yes
32:41 <Ana_Ng> but gibraltar is not a country
32:55 <TheRon> uk province
33:00 <TheRon> yep
33:00 <FredFlinstone> that refers to Carlton
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> you get enough asshole
33:24 <Ana_Ng> there are 3 little parts of spain that are on the coast bordering morocco
33:28 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
33:34 <Ana_Ng> yes, gibraltar is part of the uk
34:00 <TheRon> sunday was shithouse evryone lost
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> aw
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> did you have a sad wank after?
34:00 <TheRon> cats, victory, liverpool
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> really sucks when you're not part of the team to go have a cry with them :(
34:05 <TheRon> i'm klever with a capital K
34:20 <Ana_Ng> Which 2 countries border Guinea-Bissau?
34:30 <TheRon> angola
34:43 <TheRon> congo?
34:50 <Ana_Ng> no
34:58 <Ana_Ng> you are too far south
35:09 <TheRon> benin
35:19 <Ana_Ng> go west
35:29 <TheRon> life is peaceful there
35:33 * Ana_Ng found theron's geographic weak spot
35:43 <TheRon> togo
35:54 <TheRon> senegal
36:08 <Fez> Republic of china
36:29 <Ana_Ng> senegal!
36:48 <TheRon> good or bad?
36:57 <Ana_Ng> yes, that's one
37:00 <simba> boys dont cry
37:00 <simba> havent u ever listened 2 the cure
37:00 <TheRon> sport brings great memories, 2007 my bro and i embrace in tears as geelong wins their first premiership since 1963
37:00 <TheRon> and then again in 2009
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> yuck
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> YUCK
37:00 <TheRon> and in 2011 we just giggled
37:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> yuck mouth 
37:18 <TheRon> mauritana or something
37:33 <Ana_Ng> you will hate the answer
37:37 <TheRon> migeria
37:40 <Ana_Ng> and me by proxy
37:50 <TheRon> niger
37:57 <Ana_Ng> bzzzzzt
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> FKN GIRLS
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahehe
38:05 <TheRon> western sahahra
38:12 <Ana_Ng> the countries that border Guinea-Bissau are Senegal and Guinea
38:17 <TheRon> damn
38:45 <TheRon> i thought i was doing well
38:52 <Ana_Ng> and the capital of Guinea-Bissau is
39:00 <TheRon> see you just don't get it
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> i get it
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> i get it all the time babeh
39:02 <TheRon> bissau?
39:05 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
39:15 <Ana_Ng> that's how they tell the congos apart
39:27 <Ana_Ng> congo-brazzaville and congo-kinshasa
39:32 <Ana_Ng> by the capitals
39:36 <PandasDontDrive> jesus
39:38 <TheRon> ones the democartic republis of congo
40:00 <TheRon> hows that pizza chick going?
40:04 <Ana_Ng> yeah that's kinshasa - the big one
40:18 <TheRon> thats the one with the fake goriilas
40:28 <Ana_Ng> republic of congo is the brazzaville one and is small
40:41 <PietSAbabe> And hot sex happens there
40:44 <PietSAbabe> :))
40:54 <TheRon> aids sex yes!
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> who
41:00 <Saemon> simba omg
41:00 <Saemon> ric flair is back on RAW
41:00 <Saemon> the nature biy baby!
41:41 <Ana_Ng> Through which capital city does the Tagus flow?
41:59 <TheRon> is that niegria?
42:00 <Saemon> boy*
42:00 <simba> idc
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> pizza chick?
42:00 <TheRon> i thought you had the hots for some chick at a take way joint
42:00 <Saemon> WOOO!
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh yea cafe primo
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> maybe go for dinner there later
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have the hots for 2 of them now
42:00 <TheRon> you in there?
42:00 <Saemon> cafe primo elizabeth
42:00 <Saemon> cafe aqua
42:04 <Ana_Ng> no
42:09 <TheRon> togo
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42:21 <TheRon> benin
42:28 <Ana_Ng> it's in europe
42:49 <TheRon> eastern europe?
42:51 <Ana_Ng> no
43:00 <Saemon> theres this hot lil waitress there who i always make a point to touch her hand when she hands me stuff like me plates/change etc
43:00 <TheRon> in like flint is my favourite movie
43:00 <Saemon> pretty perky lil blonde chick with sultry eyes and a sorrowful smile
43:08 <TheRon> the hague?
43:14 <Ana_Ng> west
43:23 <TheRon> brussels?
43:30 <Ana_Ng> west
43:34 <TheRon> paris
43:49 <Ana_Ng> west
43:53 <Ana_Ng> and south
44:00 <Saemon> shes like a dream
44:00 <simba> boring
44:00 <TheRon> simba you have a cry in 2007?
44:00 <Saemon> she makes me feel ashamed of myself
44:00 <TheRon> i know i did
44:00 <Saemon> because shes so attractive, she makes me feel unworthy
44:00 <simba> 17:07:11 <simba> boys dont cry
44:00 <simba> 17:07:17 <simba> havent u ever listened 2 the cure
44:00 <Saemon> cuz im fat
44:01 <TheRon> madrid?
44:05 <Ana_Ng> west
44:10 <TheRon> lisbon?
44:20 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
44:36 <TheRon> i rule!
44:39 <Ana_Ng> Which country is located on the Jutland Peninsula?
44:57 <TheRon> scandanavia?
45:00 <TheRon> sure they do
45:00 <doctor> men don't cry, we sweat!
45:00 <TheRon> mine were true tears of joy
45:00 <Saemon> beat me dick hard and it will cry white gooey tears
45:15 <TheRon> i reckon it's denmark
45:15 <Ana_Ng> do you feel like scandinavia is a country?
45:24 <Ana_Ng> denmark is correct, theron winz
46:00 <Saemon> i did that to simba's butthole last night
46:00 <TheRon> the cruel sea - the honeymmon is over, love this song
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> yuck
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> why are you so rude
46:00 <Saemon> your my bitch now simba 
46:00 <simba> boring
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba is just a nice chick trying to have a nice conversation with me
46:00 <Saemon> he's my property PandasDontDrive
47:00 <Saemon> hands off
47:00 <Saemon> talk only
47:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
47:00 <Saemon> lol
47:44 <TheRon> on how i met your mother, who's the mother?
48:13 <Ana_Ng> the girl in the band
48:21 <TheRon> what band?
48:33 <TheRon> i haven't seen it i was curious
48:46 <Ana_Ng> well she doesn't really show up until the last few episodes
48:59 <Ana_Ng> i can explain the whole thing though
49:19 <Ana_Ng> having seen the last 5 or episodes
49:25 <TheRon> i watched one with the indian from harold and kumar in it
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50:00 <Saemon> bbl babe
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh man
50:50 <TheRon> how man bond themes did duran duran do?
50:54 <Ana_Ng> oh ok
50:56 <Ana_Ng> one?
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wanna go this burger joint up magill
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmmmmmm
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> burger something
51:00 <TheRon> she got big knockers?
51:00 <doctor> deep fried burger rings 
51:07 <TheRon> i don't know i watch sporadically
51:41 <TheRon> oh you mena one bond theme?
51:58 <Ana_Ng> yeah
51:59 <TheRon> i honestly don't know i thought they did a couple of them
52:00 <doctor> who? yeah probably
52:00 <TheRon> PandasDontDrive likes chicks from fast food joints
52:12 <Ana_Ng> just a guess
52:17 <TheRon> i'm listening to a view to a kill
53:00 <simba> like born in them?
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's not fast food joionts
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> these two places are burger restaurants
53:00 <simba> cafe primo is pretty shitty 
53:04 <TheRon> b1 how many bond themes did duran duran do?
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> that specialise in AWESOME BURGERS!
54:00 <TheRon> my mistake
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea fk primo
54:00 <simba> cafe primo isnt a burger joint...
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> i go for the perv
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> didnt say it is
54:00 <TheRon> come for the food and stay for the ambulance
55:00 <TheRon> or is that ambience i get those two mixed up
55:00 <simba> orangutang
55:00 <simba> stay for the orangutang
55:00 <TheRon> orang u tun?
55:02 <Ana_Ng> well good luck
55:11 <Ana_Ng> i am off to the land of nod
55:20 <TheRon> bit early
55:35 <Ana_Ng> not here
55:38 <Ana_Ng> with job in the morning
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> next time i go burger theory
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> im making sure they're open
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wanted to lick the fkn glass
56:00 <Ana_Ng> for the ambergris
56:23 <Ana_Ng> midnight
57:00 <Ana_Ng> so long :)
57:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng educate us
57:20 <TheRon> night
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58:00 <simba> melbourne new recruits http://www.worldfootynews.com/images/articles/20111011135253854_2.jpg
58:00 <SexParlour> hmm
58:00 <TheRon> they just don't know any better
58:08 <Bastardly_One> bah!
58:23 <PandasDontDrive> o yea so full of pascetti
58:25 <PandasDontDrive> xD
58:33 <PandasDontDrive> it is almost thief time
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58:35 <Bastardly_One> she's weak ... I went to bed at 3:30 ... woke up at 7am
58:43 <PandasDontDrive> i woke up at 8
58:46 <TheRon> by choice?
58:52 <PandasDontDrive> then went back to sleep till midday
58:56 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> DIS shit is da shit
58:57 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM0-ZU8njdo
58:59 <Bastardly_One> as if by choixe
58:59 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Puff Daddy/Faith Evans/112 - I'll Be Missing You (May 14, 2009) 4:33 - Category: Music - 48,403,300 views - 164,495 likes (98.4%), 2,605 dislikes (1.6%)
59:00 <TheRon> that jong for the western bulldogs is gonna be a good player
59:05 <Bastardly_One> *choice
59:06 <PandasDontDrive> lol
59:59 <Bastardly_One> Wednesdays are offically known as the battle of the bitches
00:00 <simba> ya he looks good already
00:09 <Bastardly_One> one of my teachers and I clash more than we don't
00:15 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> stop-snitchin-stop-lyin
00:28 <PandasDontDrive> weds rules
00:33 <faux> So you're calling yourself a bitch lol
00:35 <PandasDontDrive> RULZ
00:38 <PandasDontDrive> thief rulz
00:45 <PandasDontDrive> PASCETTI RULES!
01:00 <TheRon> good size, i was expecting a midget
01:00 <Ana_Ng> oh wut
01:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin>                               a
01:06 <TheRon> steve buscemi rules
01:10 <Bastardly_One> yes I am faux
01:19 <Bastardly_One> gotta be honest yes? :P
01:27 <faux> Teehee
01:42 <Bastardly_One> but seriously, I'll give you an example of what she's like
02:00 <TheRon> william shatner - common people
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02:38 <Bastardly_One> I answered her questions perfectly and she sat there picking the shit out of them to the point the quiet guy pipes up aggressively with " I thought his answers were great"
03:09 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> dis shit right here nigga dis shit here dis right here nigga dis shit is da shit
03:10 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL_TCO1fNHg
03:12 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tupac - Hellrazor (Mar 1, 2009) 4:16 - Category: Music - 326,455 views - 1,062 likes (98.8%), 13 dislikes (1.2%)
03:21 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> hell mother fuking razor
04:48 <DemonsRun> That's what teachers do. They teach. If that's how she does it then deal with it
05:12 <Googie85> stop-snitchin-stop-lyin - "westside" "nigga"
05:24 <Bastardly_One> no, her issue is she's a high school teacher
05:37 <Bastardly_One> and treats adults like high school students
05:52 <Bastardly_One> and stop-snitchin-stop-lyin, get some real rap into you
05:54 <Bastardly_One> like this
05:55 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQv471q4m2s
05:57 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Immortal Technique - Bin Laden (Remix) ft. KRS-One, Chuck D Music Video (Dec 20, 2011) 4:09 - Category: Music - 13,568 views - 159 likes (95.2%), 8 dislikes (4.8%)
06:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin>                               a
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06:11 <Bastardly_One> Immortal Technique is da man
06:24 <TheRon> i'm hating all this negativity
06:47 <Bastardly_One> bin Laden didn't knock down the projects, it was you nigga
07:22 <TheRon> so reminds me of borat
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07:55 <Pieter> COS PIETER TASTES GREAT !
08:00 <doctor> Who's the snitch?
08:29 <DemonsRun> You bitch more than a highschool girl so maybe she has reason to treat you the way she does
09:00 <Mew> bitches are like stitches
09:00 <TheRon> i'd snitch
09:00 <TheRon> and i have
09:00 <doctor> bitches aint nuffin but 100 problems but not 1
09:23 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0covqFgeqis
09:25 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The White Shadow - Monumental feat. KRS 1, Bigg Limn, Raekwon, Immortal Technique (Jan 6, 2013) 4:43 - Category: Music - 7,224 views - 82 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
09:45 <PandasDontDrive> well Bastardly_One
09:55 <PandasDontDrive> you did admit that it's boring because you already know everything
10:00 <Mew> thas jus ignant, dawg
10:00 <doctor> yolo
10:00 <TheRon> i'd snitch my own brother
10:00 <Mew> #crossfit
10:03 <PandasDontDrive> so, just saying, part of it could be your attitude?
10:04 <PandasDontDrive> :P
10:27 <Bastardly_One> not in this case ... other people mention it to me in breaks even
10:34 <PandasDontDrive> ah
10:39 <PandasDontDrive> kill her.
10:55 <PandasDontDrive> and your housemate like I told you to, ages go!
11:00 <TheRon> how about the footy
11:00 <Ana_Ng> in 1800, what were the three most populous European cities?
11:00 <TheRon> paris
11:00 <DemonsRun> The fuck is crossfit?
11:00 <TheRon> london
11:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> snitches r bitches 
11:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> and bitches r snitches
11:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> so stop snitchin stop lyin 
11:18 <PandasDontDrive> kill it.
11:34 <Bastardly_One> she's alright when we get along ... I don't think it's even that intentional by her
11:55 <PandasDontDrive> is she fuckable
12:00 <TheRon> manchester
12:00 <Ana_Ng> yes paris
12:00 <Ana_Ng> yes london
12:00 <TheRon> rome?
12:00 <Ana_Ng> no
12:00 <TheRon> clue?
12:00 <TheRon> barca?
12:01 <TheRon> you sleeping with her yet?
12:06 <PandasDontDrive> maybe she needs her doorknob dusted
12:40 <Bastardly_One> those two posts were that stupid I'm not even giving them shake of the hed
12:43 <Bastardly_One> *head
13:00 <doctor> somewhere in the enlightened west. the rest of the world didn't matter at that time
13:00 <simba> any question that starts with "in 1800" should be banned
13:00 <doctor> except maybe moscow
13:00 <TheRon> moscow?
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
13:00 <Ana_Ng> no
13:02 <PandasDontDrive> lol
13:05 <TheRon> you didn't sleep with her then?
14:00 <TheRon> leipzig?
14:00 <TheRon> berlin?
14:00 <simba> zurich
14:21 <TheRon> who's gonna drive you home...tonight?
14:53 <PandasDontDrive> shhhh
14:53 <Serenity> well if you're anything irl like you are here... im not sure what you say about the teacher is an accurate description cause you do it here too.. say something thats weird or wrong.. someone says so.. you argue the point for 4 days
15:00 <TheRon> is it in spain?
15:00 <TheRon> amsterdam?
15:00 <simba> madlid
15:03 <PandasDontDrive> lol
15:04 <Serenity> aaannd im scrolled up
15:05 <Serenity> all good
15:10 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
15:14 <PandasDontDrive> GOTTA SCROLL BABY
15:22 <PandasDontDrive> IT'S GONNA BE A SCROLL BABY!
15:23 <TheRon> mmmmmm scroll
15:34 <Serenity> cinnamon scroll
15:44 <TheRon> indeed
16:00 <TheRon> rotterdam?
16:20 <TheRon> carlton gonna get smashed
17:00 <TheRon> venice
17:00 <TheRon> i honestly have no clue
17:18 <Bastardly_One> lol Serenity
17:34 <Bastardly_One> but no, I know when not to argue
17:40 <Serenity> do you?
17:42 <Serenity> lol
17:42 <PandasDontDrive> im not like this irl
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17:47 <PandasDontDrive> well cept to like sezz in pm
17:52 <PandasDontDrive> ^15
17:58 <PandasDontDrive> ya'll can shew my asshole
18:33 <Serenity> everyones whos met me off here has said 'you talk like you type' lol.. not sure if insult or not.. whatevs
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19:00 <TheRon> ????
19:00 <doctor> i googled it, it's Naples
19:09 <PandasDontDrive> me?
19:11 <Bastardly_One> I'm identical apparently but I do think I'm less argumentive in real life
19:13 <PandasDontDrive> oh u
19:15 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
19:17 <PandasDontDrive> ME READ BAD
19:25 <TheRon> people have no idea about me
19:33 <PandasDontDrive> yer well im just a jovial individual
19:37 <Serenity> one would hope so Bastardly_One
20:02 <TheRon> beer boobs and sport
20:08 <Serenity> mmm boobs
20:18 <Bastardly_One> I'd be in ICU 50 times over if I was don't you think?
20:52 <Bastardly_One> she even puts on a tone that is very much like talking to kids
21:00 <Fez> I thought you asked questions when you didnt know the answer
21:00 <Fez> How stupid am i
21:30 <Bastardly_One> she's a single mum with a young son and apparently done a bit of high school teaching according to a another male teacher who teaches her in some class
22:00 <simba> forza napoli!!!!!!!!!!
22:00 <TheRon> was that bresciano's team?
22:06 <Bastardly_One> like he thinks she's a bit of a ditz who never shuts up too
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23:23 <PandasDontDrive> sigh
23:25 <PandasDontDrive> well
23:42 <TheRon> hows that chick at cafe primo going?
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> I personally wouldnt study anything that by the time I've finished study enough and am looking for employment, I'm way above the age brac they're looking for
24:00 <Bastardly_One> do what?
24:00 <simba> probably
24:00 <TheRon> australia's best player?
24:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
24:05 <PandasDontDrive> multi media
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24:31 <PandasDontDrive> it'd only be a hobby for me, that sorta thing
24:34 <[Maverick]> <Bastardly_One> but no, I know when not to argue
24:42 <[Maverick]> jesus christ
24:46 <Bastardly_One> I was saying "do what?" to run ... it's like what the fuck?
24:46 <[Maverick]> can you talk anymore bullshit?
24:54 <PandasDontDrive> oh
24:57 <Bastardly_One> but nuh Pandas it's never too late
25:00 <simba> i have no idea
25:15 <TheRon> is this argument about nude chicks?
25:17 <Bastardly_One> I can put you onto a couple of good places to get work from home in those areas too
25:44 <Bastardly_One> so TheRon
25:58 <Bastardly_One> Cafe Primo ... wenches ... what?
26:01 <TheRon> carlton ar efucked on fri night
26:02 <PandasDontDrive> my brother does multi media for a living and still has to hold a second job because of how hard it is to find a stable one
26:10 <PandasDontDrive> and he has a fantastic portfolio
26:42 <DemonsRun> Yeah [Maverick] I think he can
26:42 <TheRon> never been to cafe primo
26:49 <Bastardly_One> I'm not even gonna fool myself about getting a 9 - 5 job as such
27:07 <Bastardly_One> I'm planning to do it from home for pocket money like I said to ya last night
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27:55 <TheRon> can we just stick to beer boobs or sports this is getting boring
27:55 <[Maverick]> Bastardly_One: I noticed the other day you were saying "if they allowed you to do the course your way. you would get more done"
28:00 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin>                               a
28:44 <Bastardly_One> so do 8 other students in my class
28:46 <PandasDontDrive> hm
28:56 <[Maverick]> lol...
28:56 <Bastardly_One> it's hit and miss this year and they admit it
28:56 <TheRon> black fingernails red wiine
29:00 <TheRon> classy
29:00 <Saemon> i can flick my tongue fast like a snake
29:13 <[Maverick]> if that was the case.. everyone would engineers.
29:14 <TheRon> any doable chicks in the course?
29:18 <Serenity> most people would get more done if they 'did it their way' but the point is their way isnt the course curriculum
29:20 <DemonsRun> Hit with all but 1
29:23 <Serenity> thats not how life is
29:25 <PandasDontDrive> *sings* I dont wanna huuugg you, no kissing and fucking girl you gotta a boyfriend and he's cute!
29:27 <Bastardly_One> we're their trial group and they say that
29:32 <PandasDontDrive> I wana give him some homogay tiiime!
29:38 <Bastardly_One> exactly Serenity but it's poorly set out
29:42 <TheRon> not homogay
30:14 <[Maverick]> is it poorly set out because it doesn't suit you>
30:27 <Bastardly_One> negative
30:40 <Serenity> this is what happens when you get a group of people who dont really want to be doing what theyre doing
30:47 <[Maverick]> exactly
30:50 <TheRon> don't we take responsibilty for our own learning??
31:00 <TheRon> rebel rebel you torn your dress and your face is a mess
31:08 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
31:14 <Bastardly_One> the subjects are either too little to do or too much to do in the set time limits ... and in one class a book on the booklist hasnt even been actually PUBLISHED
31:19 <TheRon> i mean i could be wrong
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31:36 <[Maverick]> Well then, stop yah bellyaching about it.. and change courses
31:47 <[Maverick]> or will that fuck up your chances of getting more money from clink?
31:56 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, explain to these people was Fed is like?
32:00 <simba> youre face to face with the man who sold the world
32:00 <Pieter> Heaall the simba
32:00 <TheRon> indeed
32:00 <Pieter> Make it a better simba
32:04 <TheRon> FU?
32:07 <Bastardly_One> *what Fed is like
32:09 <Bastardly_One> uh huh
32:18 <Bastardly_One> it's pretty disorganised correct?
32:20 <TheRon> that pretty much says it all
32:44 <[Maverick]> well..
32:47 <[Maverick]> change
33:00 <DemonsRun> He enjoys bitching too much
33:00 <Pieter> For you not for me not for the entire human race
33:00 <simba> be quiet Pieter 
33:00 <TheRon> pieter are you the iceman?
33:10 <Bastardly_One> it's the only Uni in Ballarat tool
33:28 <Bastardly_One> and I like the discipline of classes Vs online
33:32 <DemonsRun> He said change courses.
33:37 <[Maverick]> but...
33:40 <TheRon> you could do stuff at deakin or la trobe on your own time
33:41 <DemonsRun> Not change where.
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33:56 <[Maverick]> you don't like the discipline of it if your bitching about it
34:00 <simba> the iceman cometh
34:01 <Bastardly_One> yeah, online TheRon
34:09 <TheRon> well!
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34:21 <[Maverick]> and..
34:24 <TheRiddler> hallo
34:25 <Bastardly_One> I like the discpline of classes ... I don't enjoy how disorganised this course is
34:26 <[Maverick]> is it a diploma
34:27 <[Maverick]> >
34:27 <DemonsRun> Hai TheRiddler
34:30 <[Maverick]> ?
34:31 <Bastardly_One> not hard to understand is it?
34:31 <PandasDontDrive> sif something wrong with online
34:35 <PandasDontDrive> im gonna do online
34:43 <Bastardly_One> nothing wrong with online at all
34:43 <Serenity> my first unit is online
34:49 <Bastardly_One> I just prefer classes
34:53 <Bastardly_One> I get more done
34:53 <PandasDontDrive> i did yr 10 homeschool
34:55 <PandasDontDrive> was sick
35:00 <Pieter> Yep
35:01 <DemonsRun> He means, an online course would mean he wouldn't get it done while having too much time to talk shit on here
35:01 <PandasDontDrive> SMOKE WHEN I WANTED TO BITCH
35:11 <DemonsRun> As per classes he has to do the work
35:42 <TheRon> does the class have hot chicks in it??
35:45 <[Maverick]> I was under the impression you were doing a BA?
35:47 <Bastardly_One> bascically DemonsRun
36:06 <DemonsRun> Nailed it
36:09 <Bastardly_One> near enough anyway ... I do get distracted more at home
36:21 <Serenity> man studying is gonna be so good here
36:27 <Serenity> i get 6 hours a day all to my self
36:29 <Serenity> 5 days a week
36:31 <DemonsRun> Well *I* like the fact you do classes
36:31 <[Maverick]> of course you do... reading your housemates ail etc
36:50 <Bastardly_One> that dude is asking for a punch in the face but that's another story
36:51 <TheRiddler> what are you studying sezz?
37:04 <DemonsRun> One we don't care to read
37:10 <Serenity> psychology ash
37:14 <Bastardly_One> that was the best news I heard yesterday all day I reckon Serenity
37:16 <TheRiddler> ahh
37:22 <TheRiddler> through tafe or uni?
37:25 <Serenity> well my study period doesnt start until jun 2nd but thats what i will be studying
37:27 <Serenity> uni
37:29 <Serenity> its a BA
37:39 <Bastardly_One> June 2nd
37:42 <Bastardly_One> shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
37:43 <TheRiddler> cool
37:52 <Bastardly_One> that means end of semester soon
38:04 <DemonsRun> Turn heater on. Get too hot
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38:06 <DemonsRun> Turn it off
38:08 <DemonsRun> Freeze
38:11 <TheRon> wilson phillips - hold on
38:13 <Bastardly_One> where the fuck did the year go?
38:14 <Serenity> yuck i hate heaters
38:21 <Bastardly_One> yeah same up here DemonsRun
38:30 <DemonsRun> Ours is on our way out Serenity
38:35 <Serenity> kids were cold yesterday morning so i put the heater on in the car
38:35 <PandasDontDrive> it's only the end of the fourth month of the year
38:39 <Serenity> nearly died
38:43 <DemonsRun> Matts dad has a spare, I'm hoping to god it doesn't fit
38:46 <Bastardly_One> fucking cold as today
38:49 <DemonsRun> I want a wood heater
38:57 <Serenity> woof fire i can deal with
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> man im sick of skinny jeans
39:00 <TheRon> get them wet and they're a bugger to get off
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> do go well with this jacket though ehehe
39:04 <Serenity> i hate gas and electric heaters
39:08 <Serenity> they make me feel suffocated
39:09 <DemonsRun> Same
39:13 <DemonsRun> But it's all we got
39:21 <Serenity> woof,,, kik
39:23 <Serenity> lol*
39:48 <TheRon> which harold and kumar is the best?
40:00 <TheRon> does it look a bit hasselhoof?
40:00 <TheRon> hasselhoff
40:19 <PandasDontDrive> third
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40:54 <TheRon> thats guantanemo??
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> jacket?
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dunno what does her wear
41:00 <TheRon> yeah
41:05 <JimmyJack> eggplant lasagne currently in creation
41:09 Nick: JimmyJack is now known as Loof
41:57 <TheRon> i liked white castle
42:00 <TheRon> seen knight rider?
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's an Orisue jacket
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh yer i have
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> didnt he wear some gay pleather thing rofl
42:00 <TheRon> possibly
42:00 <TheRon> he wears all kinds of shit
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> if i could find a piccc
42:33 <DemonsRun> That's... Disgusting Lumeah
42:41 <Serenity> no its NOT
42:44 <DemonsRun> IS
42:44 <Serenity> omg eggplant yummm
42:48 <TheRon> lumeah??
42:56 <DemonsRun> I have chicken shep pie in the oven
43:05 <Serenity> my ex's mum makes me this awesome eggplant 'lasagne' thats not its official name but i cant remembe what its called
43:05 <DemonsRun> I don't even want it. I just want a drink! Lol
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43:09 <Serenity> and my god its delicious
43:11 <Bastardly_One> yum!
43:15 <TheRiddler> the afl app now live streams games sezz
43:16 * stop-snitchin-stop-lyin slaps Googie85 around a bit with a large trout
43:21 <Serenity> oh wicket
43:24 <TheRon> i need meat
43:24 <Serenity> wicked..
43:32 <TheRon> wicket?
43:37 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxc-HLtsHrY
43:38 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac ft. Eminem - 'Broken Wings' (CDQ) (Miqu Remix) (Jul 23, 2011) 3:16 - Category: Music - 803,726 views - 3,249 likes (97.7%), 75 dislikes (2.3%)
43:53 <DemonsRun> Ik what it is Serenity, mum makes it. I've tried it, yuk!
44:06 <TheRon> the only broken wings is by mister mister
44:17 <Serenity> something wrong with youuuu
44:23 <Serenity> though ShadowLurker doesnt like it either
44:29 <Serenity> i think its scrumptious
44:37 <TheRiddler> https://id.afl.com.au/livepass
44:51 <TheRon> i want bacon in everything
45:00 <TheRon> better find another beer
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> hm
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> beer
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> lume
45:00 <Lumeah> hmm beers
45:00 <Lumeah> wheres mine?
45:00 <simba> up ur butt lol
45:13 <Serenity> mmm bacon
45:20 <Serenity> i put bacon in my bolognese last time
45:25 <Serenity> it tasted pretty good
45:33 <Bastardly_One> you people are making me hungry
45:36 <TheRon> yep everytime
45:43 <Bastardly_One> it's only 6:30ish
45:51 <Bastardly_One> way too early for dinner
45:51 <TheRon> i made soup and bread
45:55 <Serenity> omg
46:00 <Lumeah> is that where you found yours?
46:00 <Lumeah> in YOUR but?
46:00 <Lumeah> t
46:00 <simba> im eating a sandwich
46:00 <simba> no beer here
46:00 <Lumeah> find it in your butt?
46:01 <Serenity> i should make pumpkin soup
46:09 <Bastardly_One> that's what I want
46:11 <Bastardly_One> I think
46:24 <Serenity> my pumpkin soup is delish
46:27 <TheRon> pumpkin soup takes like 30 mins
46:49 <PandasDontDrive> mmmm punkun soup!
47:00 <simba> wtf
47:00 <simba> vulgar stuff
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweet as Orisue is on fb
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhu
47:00 <Lumeah> lol
47:00 <Lumeah> who dat?
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn girls on fb whinging about being single
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> buy a dildo
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> and a teddy bear
47:00 <simba> why do you need a clothing brand to be active on facebook
47:11 <Bastardly_One> more I think about it the more I think I want it
47:24 <TheRon> i make mine with onion curry powder and ginger
47:34 <unlimited_wanks> anyone had this b4? http://www.earthimages.com.au/store/norfolk_punch.html
47:54 <unlimited_wanks> think they used to sell it in coles years ago
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> so i can get notifications
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> well im wearing jeans from k mart but no way im Liking k mart on fb..
48:00 <TheRon> intergalactic planetery
48:01 <TheRon> WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT?!!!!!
48:17 <unlimited_wanks> monkeys are after me =/
48:18 <Serenity> i did roasted pumpkin last time
48:19 <Serenity> it was good
48:53 <TheRon> i'd roast some capsicum at the same time
49:00 <simba> pants patrol
49:00 <TheRon> i'm in shorts
49:07 <Serenity> yeah that would be nice
49:57 <Loof> i want minestrone
49:59 <TheRon> i had a nice chicken ceasar salad last night
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> IM IN YA MUMS BED
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> haw haw!
50:00 <TheRon> riiiiiiiiiiiight
50:00 <Lumeah> ewww
50:00 <Lumeah> i need to cut my nails
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> same
50:03 <Loof> Lan makes it awesome
50:05 <PandasDontDrive> fkn hell
50:11 <PandasDontDrive> i already had dinner now ur making me want to eat lol
50:12 <Serenity> ive never actually made minestrone before
50:20 <TheRon> drizzled in olive oil and lemon juice
50:36 <Loof> so filling and awesome
50:44 <Serenity> i love a good minestrone
50:50 <Loof> same
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> they r like 3mm long :P
51:00 <Lumeah> lol
51:00 <Lumeah> mine are annoying me
51:00 <TheRon> take me back to you it's been a long time
51:16 <TheRon> chicken or beef stock?
52:00 <Lumeah> ohhh noiseworks
52:00 <TheRon> yep!!!
52:00 <TheRon> like my fave
52:00 <Lumeah> soo is ahy!
52:10 <Serenity> for what
52:17 <TheRon> the minestrone
52:34 <Serenity> oh no idea never made it
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54:00 <Excessive> and the song is abt?
54:00 <TheRon> him missing his gf
54:00 <Excessive> nah
54:00 <Excessive> lol
54:00 <TheRon> nah
54:00 <TheRon> please enlighten us
54:00 <Excessive> his friend dyin in a car crash
54:19 <TheRon> i make a soup with vegies tomato and a beef bone
55:00 <TheRon> there you go
55:00 <Excessive> "I watched u wave gd bye as u drove away"
55:00 <mr_ducati> saemon not true
55:00 <TheRon> i see that now
55:00 <realist> There are girls on Facebook whining about being single? NO WAY!
55:00 <realist> </sarcasm>
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56:00 <TheRon> irt's DARE
56:00 <Pieter> Hi realist
56:00 <Excessive> "I didn't know that it would be my last time with u" (or thereabouts, without lookin up the lyrics again)
56:00 <TheRon> i get you
56:00 <realist> Pieter: hello
57:00 <TheRon> turning japanese is about sex
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> fact you know that
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> is homogay
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> but ur cool so
58:00 <realist> turning chinese is about getting high?
58:00 <Picard> cunt
58:00 <Picard> still on a meth high
58:00 <TheRon> turning japanese, the moment of climax
58:44 <Lumeah> hey pandy! :)
59:00 <Picard> TheRon how are you lad?
59:06 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151412221062804&set=a.10150418696347804.358471.308344782803&type=1&theater
59:27 <TheRon> the whitlams - melbourne
59:39 Quit: Loof ([email protected]) Quit: Ciao
00:00 <TheRon> harley and rose they just lost it for a while
00:00 <Mew> http://www.details.com/images/details/features/0407/detailsfeatures5v.jpg
00:00 <TheRiddler> shh he doesn't like ppl calling it meth
00:00 <Picard> lol TheRiddler
00:00 <TheRiddler> Mew join cunts pls
00:00 <Picard> what would he prefer i call it?
00:00 <TheRiddler> kthnx
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> me?
01:00 <TheRiddler> amethathetamine or however it's spelt
01:00 <Picard> lol
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> oops
01:00 <TheRon> that drug that really fucks you up??
01:00 <Picard> meth is easier, i dont have to think to type that
01:00 <Lumeah> lol
01:00 <Lumeah> oops
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard seems to know a lot about meth
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> always going on about it
01:28 <Bastardly_One> what about the owner of the Clippers?
01:40 <TheRon> that racist cunt
02:00 <TheRon> that rick james drug??
02:00 <Picard> im a chemist i idiot
02:00 <Pieter> Vitamin d and calcium tablets 
02:00 <Picard> u*
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
02:00 <Pieter> THEYRE MASSIVE!!!
02:00 <Pieter> :p
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> new topic by Picard[18:32] <Picard> im a chemist i idiot
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> [18:32] <Picard> im a chemist i idiot[18:32] <Picard> im a chemist i idiot[18:32] <Picard> im a chemist i idiot
02:00 <Picard> Pieter i had no idea u are stebie's brother
02:01 <Bastardly_One> you can't even have a private racist convo with your half caste wife anymore it seems
02:13 <Bastardly_One> but yes ... he deserves what he gets
02:13 <TheRon> nope
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02:31 <TheRon> gonna be hard to get rid of him
02:55 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxc-HLtsHrY
02:57 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac ft. Eminem - 'Broken Wings' (CDQ) (Miqu Remix) (Jul 23, 2011) 3:16 - Category: Music - 803,726 views - 3,249 likes (97.7%), 75 dislikes (2.3%)
02:59 * stop-snitchin-stop-lyin slaps emma around a bit with a large trout
03:00 <Pieter> So ?
03:00 <Picard> are you ashamed of him?
03:00 <Picard> like dude u are so normal and he is so messed up
03:00 <Picard> Lumeah get a hair stylist
03:17 <TheRon> violence against women australia says no
03:19 <Bastardly_One> not if the players stop thinking about their own pockets for a min
03:22 <Bastardly_One> it's easy
03:28 <Bastardly_One> stop winning games
03:33 <Bastardly_One> until he's gone
03:45 <TheRon> clippers won today
03:48 <TheRon> up 3-2
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03:59 <Bastardly_One> sure did
04:00 <Lumeah> Picard you pick one for me and pay for it
04:00 <Pieter> You know theres a way to fix fat by joining jenny craig for $1 a day
04:00 <Pieter> That doesnt include the food
04:00 <Picard> get fucked, i dont like paying for my wifes hair and i root her. so u got no hope bitch
04:13 <TheRon> no bogut though
04:22 <TheRon> he's make all the difference
04:37 <Bastardly_One> what I think they possibly should of done
04:42 <TheRiddler> https://scontent-a-hkg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/10246614_10152353069214481_3290077507247530910_n.jpg
04:46 <Bastardly_One> was make the fine so big he had to sell
04:49 <TheRon> silver did all he could
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05:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
05:00 <Picard> Pieter how much a week do u steal to pay for meth?
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> IM A CHEMIST I IDIOT
05:00 <TheRon> there ain't no second prize
05:00 <Lumeah> then stop complaining.. PRICK!
05:00 <TheRiddler> he doesn't steal
05:00 <Picard> bite me
05:00 <Mew> i believe its complaing*
05:04 <TheRon> 2.5 million was the max
05:13 <Bastardly_One> yeah unfortunately
05:28 <Bastardly_One> but he even looks like a cunt doesn't he?
05:41 <Bastardly_One> that wife has to be around for the money
05:49 <Breaking`Ban> he looks like he's ready to break out of the skin and show his true reptilian nature at any moment
05:50 <Bastardly_One> they don't even look right together
05:54 <TheRon> there's a meeting coming up, where if 3/4 of the owners agree he will be forced to sell
06:00 <TheRiddler> he finds all his stuff from the highway
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> TheRiddler you looking forward to Gotham Knight?
06:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!!!
06:00 <TheRiddler> from off trucks
06:00 <Lumeah> no room for Picard
06:00 <Picard> lol
06:00 <Pieter> Theres no rooom for him anywhere
06:00 <simba> Picard isnt it a bit rich calling someone else fat when you are about eight times the size of your daughter in your picture
06:00 <Pieter> Not even in the black holes
06:00 <simba> and your daughter is a chubby lil one
06:00 <Picard> i reckon Lumeah  and Pieter are perfect for each other
06:33 <Bastardly_One> I mean, the coach is black, half the team is black
06:39 <Bastardly_One> I'd not of played for the cunt
06:51 <Bastardly_One> in protest ... if not at a vital time of the year
07:00 <TheRon> lumjeah is cool
07:00 <Picard> i called someone fat?
07:00 <Lumeah> Thanks TheRon :) so are you.
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> LMAO simba
07:00 <TheRon> oh i rule
07:00 <Picard> simba u are the biggest waste of cum on the planet
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahaha irl
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> you want his cum?
07:00 <Lumeah> ewww
07:11 <TheRon> nah they turned the warm up tops inside out as a protest
07:16 <TheRon> no sponsors
07:43 <TheRon> sterling has always been a tool
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07:59 <TheRon> adidas has suspended
08:00 <simba> im not that big dude especially compared to y9ou
08:00 <simba> i saw your picture andrew you are gigantic
08:00 <Picard> panda dont prohect your fantasy towards me
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> at least his kids wont have downsyndrome and weight problems
08:00 <TheRon> oh i'm huge
08:00 <simba> you are possibly even bigger than romperstomper 
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's possible?
08:00 <Picard> i am romperstomper
08:00 <Pieter> I thought icard was romperstomper
08:00 <Pieter> They're like twins
08:00 <Picard> Pieter i am
08:00 <simba> romperstompers gut was like a veranda but idk Picard is even bigger
08:11 <TheRon> a few sponsors have pulled out
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08:19 <TheRon> it's costing sterling money
08:31 <TheRiddler> it looked like he got set up for it
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09:00 <Romperstomper> stalker cunt simba
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard how do you know that you're holding your dick when you piss
09:00 <simba> ?
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> or do you piss sitting down
09:00 <TheRon> let';s discuss how good port adelaide is
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> with a step ladder holding your gut?
09:00 <Romperstomper> prowl- simba ([email protected]) was looking for you on #melbourne 6 weeks 6 days 18 hours 4 minutes ago (12.03. 01:04).
09:00 <Romperstomper> fuck port
09:00 <Romperstomper> toothless cunts
09:00 <TheRon> they beat geelong they must be good
09:08 <TheRon> probably, but elgin baylor has come out and said this is nothing new
09:16 <TheRon> he's been doing it for 20 years
09:20 <TheRiddler> yes
09:37 <TheRiddler> I mean they probably wanted it captured
10:00 <simba> 4:1)
10:00 <Romperstomper> hardly
10:00 <simba> picard is a richmond fan when theyre winning (so last in the 90s)
10:00 <simba> lol
10:00 <TheRon> it was on their home turf but still
10:00 <simba> but right now he hates footy cos they suck
10:00 <TheRon> coming off a big game against hawthorn
10:10 <TheRon> sterling never wanted to spend money on the clippers that's why they have been shit
10:43 <TheRon> the guiy is a wanker
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11:00 <Romperstomper> doesnt count much this time of year
11:00 <simba> and we went 2 perth.. just 2 fit 
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> he hates footy because they can run around for hours and he can only run five feet after an ice cream van
11:00 <simba> every win is 4 points picard
11:00 <Romperstomper> geelong,hawthorn are different teams come september
11:00 <TheRon> not that far from adelaide
11:00 <simba> lol
11:00 <simba> picards fav sport is watching horse races at the TAB
11:00 <Romperstomper> simba u know fuck all about football so shut the fuck up
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> LMAO
11:00 <TheRon> the dogs?
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahahaha
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> WAHAHAHA
12:00 <simba> i seem to know a lot more than you andrew
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> he sits there crying all day because life is so terrible
12:00 <simba> are you getting insecure
12:00 <TheRon> picard owes some bookies?
12:00 <Romperstomper> lol @ simba and panda
12:00 <TheRiddler> dogs are fine shh
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard, have you developed milk ducts inside your moobs?
12:00 <Romperstomper> which one of u guys cop it in the arse?
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause you're sooking so much
12:00 <TheRon> harness racing is the worst
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> neither
12:00 <simba> why is he trying to change the subject to gay sex AGAIN
12:00 <TheRiddler> atleast they dont have 16 wooden spoons
12:29 <PandasDontDrive> oh yea
12:31 <PandasDontDrive> warm shower
12:36 <PandasDontDrive> anxiety all gone
12:41 <PandasDontDrive> penis warm
12:48 <Bastardly_One> heh
12:55 <Bastardly_One> thanks for the reminder though
12:57 <Lumeah> lol hi PandasDontDrive
12:58 <Bastardly_One> meds time
12:59 <Bastardly_One> brb
13:00 <simba> lol harness racing is exactly what picard does
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> *shrug*
13:00 <TheRiddler> or is it 17
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard still remembers chariot racing
13:00 <TheRon> hey look what he does on his own time
13:00 <simba> who has those wooden spoons?
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> How was Jesus bru, was he cool?
13:00 <TheRiddler> saints
13:00 <simba> lol
13:00 <Romperstomper> saints are no good
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> did all the hot chicks come out to watch the crucifixions?
13:00 <TheRiddler> we have like 6 I think
13:00 <simba> sydney won 3 spoons in a row i think
13:00 <TheRiddler> *dogs
13:01 <PandasDontDrive> lol hey
13:03 <PandasDontDrive> :P
13:05 <Lumeah> :P
13:09 <PandasDontDrive> how r u
13:15 <Lumeah> yeah good..
13:25 <Lumeah> tireds
13:39 <PandasDontDrive> ehehe
13:44 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
14:00 <Romperstomper> lol @ the dogs, one flaf 
14:00 <Romperstomper> flag
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard can't watch dog or horse racing with having to order Dominos
14:00 <TheRon> st kilda has 50 year plan
14:00 <simba> Picard is really really fat ok trust me i saw his picture
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer well
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> I saw a picture of his penis
14:00 <Picard> simba u should stay off the meth man
15:00 <Picard> your starting to sound like panda
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> enlarged on the pc screen I was impressed.
15:00 <simba> i've never done meth in my life
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> same
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
15:00 <Picard> more lies
15:00 <simba> andrew why did u change ur facebook picture to a flintstone character
15:00 <TheRon> ELO - telephone line
15:00 <TheRiddler> 4 wooden spoons
15:00 <simba> u do realise ur pix are still public yeah?
15:00 <simba> lmao
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> [18:32] <Picard> im a chemist i idiot
15:00 <Picard> u cunts are more fucked up then Pieter
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahahahwahahaha
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> quote of the YEAR
16:00 <Picard> quote???? its called a typo u moron
16:00 <simba> u do realise everything is still public on ur facebook picard i dont think changing ur pic to fred flintstone does anything
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> IT'S CALLED A TYPE MORON!
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard's mother was Hellen Keller
16:00 <Picard> fred flintstone??
16:00 <Loof> simba show me picard
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> i take that back, poor woman :/
16:00 <Loof> i need a laugh
17:00 <simba> ok
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> Loof, you have to be i chemist first.
17:00 <simba> i, chemist
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> I, Chemist 2; Type Moron
17:00 <simba> im still amazed that somebody so fat competes in harness racing
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
17:00 <simba> wouldnt it be logical to have a light person doing that job?
18:00 <simba> idk
18:00 <Picard> im still amazed you cunts are still alive
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> you idiot simba
18:00 <simba> no really andrew what is the theory behind harness racing
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> he means Hippo harness racing
18:00 <Picard> lol @ u losers after the budget.....no more dsp looooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
18:00 <simba> are heavier people better for it
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> only animal that can drag his weight/
18:00 <simba> your horse must be pretty impressive 
18:00 <Picard> it isd
18:00 <Picard> -d
18:00 <simba> why dont you get a lighter rider?
18:00 <simba> or doesnt it matter?
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> his horse is The Big Rocking Horse
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> from Gummeraka
18:00 <TheRon> o she's a good horse ken she'll go all day
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19:00 <simba> i mean, youre gigantic... surely some seconds would be shaved off if you got a normal sized human?
19:00 <TheRon> tea
19:00 <simba> Picard?
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> PICARD
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19:39 <PandasDontDrive> how the FUCK did i get dc
19:54 <Lumeah> becouse telstra loves you
20:00 <simba> i am genuinely curious
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> are you okay man?
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> you know John Candy is dead right?
20:00 <Loof> picard do you find it hard to move your head around with no neck?
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> ROFL
20:00 <Loof> picard when is the last time you saw your penis?
20:01 <PandasDontDrive> grr
20:12 <PandasDontDrive> ive dropped out a couple times today
20:20 <Lumeah> assholes!!!
20:22 <PandasDontDrive> dunno why the fuck
20:39 <PandasDontDrive> its not telstra.
20:43 <Lumeah> no?
20:44 <Fez> Fuck assholes
20:51 <DemonsRun> Reset your modem
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'd like to see this picture but I'm going to have dinner soon.
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> last time was when bron posted his dick pic
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's how he got to see it
21:00 <Picard> back
21:00 <Picard> loof im rubbing at as week speak
21:00 <Picard> simba i have no idea what you are talking about
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> rubbing a bat?
21:04 * stop-snitchin-stop-lyin slaps Lumeah around a bit with a large trout
21:18 <PandasDontDrive> Reset
21:22 <Lumeah> whos lieing
21:27 <Lumeah> i dun lie
21:29 <Lumeah> :P
21:45 <PandasDontDrive> have been thinking about it
22:00 <Picard> and as usual panda has no fucken clue
22:00 <simba> what
22:00 <simba> weve discussed this before why are you pretending you dont know now?
22:00 <simba> lol
22:00 <Picard> discussed what
22:00 <TheRiddler> give me suggestions for what porn to watch
22:00 <simba> you race horses in mildura you admitted this to me....
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
22:00 <simba> TheRiddler: MFF
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Adventures of Andy I, Chemist
22:02 <PandasDontDrive> i did go over stuff earlier and change my pw
22:13 <Lumeah> hi btw stop-snitchin-stop-lyin who ever you are :P
22:23 <PandasDontDrive> reset tomoz i guess if it continues to happen
23:00 <simba> i was just wondering why you wouldnt get somebody lighter to ride on back
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> i figured it out!
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24:00 <PandasDontDrive> he gets into a harness and a Blackhawk chopper holds him just above 
24:00 <simba> maybe the thing they sit on is a set heavy weight anyway so all the horses pull something heavy regardless
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> that is pure genius Picard
24:00 <simba> so the fat owners can sit on the back without worrying about it making their time slower
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
24:00 <simba> they just make them all the same weight
24:00 <simba> that is plausible 
24:00 <Picard> panda u are a dickhead
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> I wonder if he wears an NFL helmet 
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> at least I have a dick
24:00 <simba> Picard is that theory close? 
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25:00 <PandasDontDrive> nuff said
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> clidesdales?
25:12 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> stop snitchin stop lyin
25:18 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> in stores knows
25:49 <Lumeah> i never lied abotu anything
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> several of those could pull Picard
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> probably start pulling them first ;)
26:00 <simba> Hahahahahaahahahahaha.
26:02 <PandasDontDrive> he isnt talkin to u
26:04 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riWmWb2-g-Y
26:05 <Lumeah> lol
26:05 <Lumeah> ok
26:06 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Game Stop Snitch Stop Lyin' The DVD (full movie) (Mar 2, 2011) 01:44:46 - Category: People and Blogs - 259,450 views - 1,088 likes (89.2%), 132 dislikes (10.8%)
26:08 <Lumeah> ta
26:16 <PandasDontDrive> he's just some dumb fuck living in the 90s
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
27:00 <Picard> your dick doesnt get used, well only when simba is on the end of it faggot
27:00 <Picard> did u rob some old lady today panda?
27:00 <simba> wow what the hell
27:00 <simba> please calm down andrew
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> had gay sex and I robbed an old lady today. What of it?
27:20 <Lumeah> ok
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> enough with the prejudice
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> DON'T JUDGE MEEEEEEEE
28:00 <Lumeah> lol
28:00 <simba> he honestly thinks about me performing gay sex acts every day
28:00 <simba> im flattered tbh
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> ROFL
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahaha
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> That does appear to be his major proclivity
28:00 <Picard> low scum
28:00 <Picard> get a job 
28:53 <Fez> 10
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant
29:00 <Picard> u will need one soon.............no more dsp for u pandis
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
29:00 <Picard> loser
29:00 <Picard> u will die
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> no!
29:00 <Picard> in prison
29:00 <simba> lmao
29:00 <simba> wtf
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> im telling my mum on you
29:00 <Picard> u wont make it in jail lad
29:00 <simba> if you were banned because of how upset you are Picard would be banned for being upset
29:00 <Picard> jennifer wont listen she hates u
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> [18:32] <Picard> im a chemist i idiot
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> actually she should be here about now
30:49 <PandasDontDrive> booooriing
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> I never lie, but occasionally I'll do sleight of mouth tricks...
32:00 <Lumeah> smelly?
32:00 <Lumeah> ya been eating crap agian?
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> havent you heard?
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> All Day I Dream About (GAY) Sex
32:00 <Lumeah> ohh ok
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> im bored now
33:00 <Lumeah> me to
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> I hope Picard didn't go and take his frustration out on his kids and beat them :/
33:00 <Picard> only one id like to beat is u pandis
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> beat me OFF!
34:00 <Picard> get simba to do that
34:00 <Picard> he swallows matthew told me
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
34:00 <Mew> http://i1083.photobucket.com/albums/j382/ZerlinaMaxwell/tumblr_inline_mo1ci58u5c1qz4rgp_zps7bc54855.gif
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> he's Chemist, Type moron.
34:00 <Picard> quote???? its called a typo u moron
35:00 <DemonsRun> Can't help it can ya PandasDontDrive 
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> [18:32] <Picard> im a chemist i idiot
35:00 <DemonsRun> Always have to hit the low blow and bring in people's kids
35:00 <DemonsRun> What, are you jealous you don't have any?
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> huh?
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> you don't scroll so well do you DemonsRun.
36:00 <Picard> DemonsRun he should be desexed like a dog, imagine if this cunt was let breed another
36:00 <Picard> he has a son and doesnt see it
36:00 <Picard> safer for the child
36:00 <simba> to be fair Picard is constantly bringing up PandasDontDrives mother so its kinda like an eye for an eye
37:00 <DemonsRun> No
37:00 <DemonsRun> Not eye to eye when it's not just him he's saying it to
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.
37:00 <simba> well yeah i get that part
38:00 <simba> yes that is a good saying
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh dw Picard is going on about my son in pm
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> so I guess we're I, Friends now.
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> I love that saying in Seven Psychopaths
38:00 <Picard> loooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
39:00 <Picard> my son and i just played table tennis :)
40:00 <Picard> love that boy :)
40:00 <Lumeah> cool
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> ding ding
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> sounds like Picard is trying to telephone call me but doesn't know how.
41:00 <DemonsRun> Retard hour simba 
41:00 <Picard> i wouldnt waste the energy trying to call u pandis
42:00 <simba> whenever Picard is on irc you just have no chance of anything happening
42:00 <simba> you have to wait until he logs off
42:00 <simba> fuck its only 7pm, too.....
42:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
42:00 <Picard> u should log off life
42:00 <DemonsRun> Later here
42:00 <simba> holy shit that reply was akin to a butthurt sixteen year old
42:00 <simba> "you should log off life"
42:00 <simba> are you serious man
42:00 <Picard> simba no one likes u 
42:00 <simba> thats like a payout from the early 90s when the internet was just getting big
42:00 <simba> "no one like syou"
42:00 <simba> holy shit im out
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43:00 <Picard> even your parents are fed up with you, sick of you leaching off them
43:00 <Picard> get a job
43:00 <simba> im getting stupider talking to him......
43:00 <Picard> u already have a single digit i.q its too late lad
44:00 <DemonsRun> Lol simba you should see the other server I'm on. Worse than here
45:00 <Lumeah> and that is?
45:00 <Picard> dont tell her, she will stalk u
45:00 <DemonsRun> Right now, one who can speak and type proper English but refuses to, acts dumb as hell. Can spell dominatrix but not night. 
46:00 <DemonsRun> Another who acts like he puts everyone on ignore just to see what they say about him lmao
46:00 <Picard> thats panda
46:00 <Picard> he does the here
46:00 <DemonsRun> Peers Lumeah 
46:00 <DemonsRun> Picard: Wouldn't matter, don't use the same nick.
46:00 <simba> worse than here? thats fucked
46:00 <Lumeah> im no stalker
46:00 <Picard> take simba
46:00 <Picard> pandis where are u?
46:00 <simba> this is by far the worst one im on, and oddly enough the only one where the ops seem to be hoping that the server dies completely
47:00 <DemonsRun> ...
47:00 <DemonsRun> Would you like to see for yourself? Lol
47:00 <simba> hang on Picard, talking to someone who didnt drop out of high school
47:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <DemonsRun> The server is DDOS so often it's not funny
47:00 <DemonsRun> From glines etc
47:31 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> http://www.discogs.com/Game-Original-Street-Soundtrack-Stop-Snitchin-Stop-Lyin/release/3701447
47:56 * stop-snitchin-stop-lyin slaps Lumeah around a bit with a large trout
48:00 <simba> it sounds entertaining 
48:00 <Picard> awwww cmon simba its ok
48:00 <Picard> be a man and toughen up
48:00 <simba> whats ok
48:00 <Picard> your sad sorry life is ok, no need to cry
48:00 <DemonsRun> You know the program frostwire?
48:00 <simba> yes
48:00 <simba> havent thought about that for a while
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48:17 Nick: stop-snitchin-stop-lyin is now known as bad_boy_69
48:18 <PandasDontDrive> again!
48:19 <PandasDontDrive> lol
48:22 <Lumeah> ahh
48:30 <PandasDontDrive> hm
48:36 <PandasDontDrive> def resetting router tomoz
49:00 <DemonsRun> It's the chat attached to that
49:00 <Picard> loooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllll
49:00 <simba> ah yes i can imagine how backwards that would be
49:00 <DemonsRun> The ops have little to no control
49:00 <simba> are there big music channels
49:00 <Picard> brb
49:00 <DemonsRun> No, no music channels
49:00 <DemonsRun> It used to have main 1,2 & 3
49:21 * PandasDontDrive rubs his awesome new gloves over lume face
49:23 <PandasDontDrive> sucka!
50:00 <DemonsRun> But fuck 70 users tops in there now
50:00 <DemonsRun> Legendary server isn't too bad tho
51:00 <simba> everyone used to be on irc
51:00 <simba> old people were using the internet like kids do ages before them
51:00 <DemonsRun> Oh yeah ik
52:00 <simba> ikr
52:00 <DemonsRun> The main room topped out at 200 I think. Was down to #2 when I went there
52:00 <simba> must be all the picard types yea?
53:00 <simba> they destroy lives!!!!!!!!
53:00 <doctor> the more people doesn't normally mean better quality
53:00 <Serenity> this channel used to have like 800 users BACK IN DA DAI
53:00 <DemonsRun> Lol Serenity 
53:00 <DemonsRun> Way back when.
53:00 <Serenity> now theres not even 800 people on the server lol
54:00 <DemonsRun> You know how you stay coz there's the few decent people to chat with?
54:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah only reason to stay on peers 
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55:00 <DemonsRun> Brb. Gotta get bubba changed ready for bed :)
55:00 <Serenity> i dont even need to stay for the few decent people cause nearly all of them i see/speak to off here
55:00 <Picard> back
55:00 <simba> u just stay for our on again off again fling right
55:00 <DemonsRun> Nawt meeee Serenity lol
55:00 <Serenity> yah simba
56:00 <simba> phew'
56:00 <Picard> Serenity i didnt realise u had a dick
56:00 <Serenity> dont be silly
56:00 <Picard> simba only like men
59:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive
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01:00 <simba> just leave Picard u r only here to try and put irc users in your gay fantasies
01:00 <simba> go and watch the voice with ur wife or something
02:00 <DemonsRun> He has a wife?
02:00 <DemonsRun> The fuck
02:00 <Doodle> she's clearly a blind deaf masochist
02:00 <Picard> fuck u simba
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03:00 <Nikky`> NO FUCK YOU - sorry also wanted in on this abusive chat
03:00 <Picard> id love for the day when i come here and someone tells me u died in a fire
03:00 <Doodle> oh dear
03:00 <Nikky`> burn baby burn - disco inferno
03:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Trammps - Disco Inferno.mp3 (19.57MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 21:22)
03:00 <Nikky`> hehe
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04:00 <Picard> https://www.google.com.au/search?q=burnt+dead+bodies+pictures&biw=1024&bih=443&tbm=isch&imgil=JvWOifcRfw8hYM%253A%253Bhttps%253A%252F%252Fencrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com%252Fimages%253Fq%253Dtbn%253AANd9GcR7s0gqIM4zdydX40JItbpbLrczGxopAQjdMBVo1zj7CiTr-EG-%253B348%253B236%253Bm1S-eUJSK1RNKM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fforum.sikhsangeet.com%25252Fv%25252FInjustice%25252F1984-delhi-riots%25252Fkillings-damage%25252F%25253Fg2_page%2525253D2&source=iu&usg
04:00 <Doodle> not clicking
05:00 <Picard> y
05:00 <Picard> soft cunt
06:00 <Lumeah> aren't cunts ment to be soft?
06:00 <Doodle> not hard cunts like Picard
06:04 <Excessive> `seen rex
06:05 <prowl> Excessive, rex ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 14 hours 29 minutes ago (30.04. 05:27) stating "Quit: " after spending 1 hour 1 minute there.
07:00 <Picard> http://www.petercliffordonline.com/syria/syria-partially-burnt-bodies-found-in-deir-el-zour/
07:00 <Lumeah> nice :P
07:00 <Lumeah> not clicking
08:00 <simba> Picard doesnt wish for a good education for his daughter or for his racing horse to win its next race.... just for some guy in a chatroom to die???
08:00 <Picard> id lol so hard if u died
08:00 <simba> lol at googling "burnt dead bodies pictures"
08:00 <Picard> u are a waste of oxygen
08:00 <simba> thats hard man
08:00 <simba> come back when you see mexican beheading vids
08:00 <Picard> i bet your family wishes u were dead
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09:00 <simba> christ
09:00 <Pieter> You are all rebels , true rebels !
09:00 <Pieter> :))))
09:00 <Pieter> RESPECT!
09:00 <Picard> Pieter 
09:00 <simba> ;)))
09:00 <Picard> i respect u peter
09:00 <Picard> takes a strong man to do the drugs u do peter
09:00 <Picard> i respect that
09:00 <Pieter> I require your respect !
10:00 <Picard> not like that soft prick stebie
10:00 <Picard> you're twice the man he is peter
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11:00 <simba> Picard can i link you to beheading videos
11:00 <Picard> u can die in a fire
11:00 <simba> googling "dead people" isnt very hardcore
11:00 <simba> i know some real links
11:00 <simba> r u ready to see the side of the internet u never knew existed?
11:00 <Picard> lmfao
11:00 <simba> the side that isnt fed to u through news.com ?
11:00 <Picard> listen to this cunt
12:00 <simba> would you like an invite
12:00 <Picard> id like nothing from you other then to hear u died
12:00 <Picard> actually no i apologise for wishing u were dead
12:00 <Picard> sorry simba
12:00 <simba> how could you hear that from me if i am dead??
13:00 <simba> u arent a very good thinker andrew now i see why you dropped out of high school before it really got started
13:00 <simba> lol
13:00 <Picard> it woule be much more fun to see you hit by a car and end up in a wheelchair 
13:00 <Doodle> oh my
13:00 <Picard> cant u read?
13:00 <Picard> id like nothing from you other then to hear u died
13:00 <Doodle> i'd answer that question but i cant read
13:00 <Picard> dont u understand that comment?
13:00 <simba> Picard is raging
14:00 <Nikky`> Yaaay
14:00 <Pieter> Yes
14:00 <Pieter> Raging
14:00 <Picard> u should of went to highschool samba
14:00 <simba> should of.... went to..... hahahahahahahhahahaa
14:00 <Doodle> i went to highschool once, it was terrible
14:00 <simba> that is classic
14:00 <Picard> i know the other kids laughed at you when u were 17 and in grade six
14:00 <simba> why do you always just repeat what i say like i brought up you dropping out of high school 5 mins ago
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14:11 <TheRiddler> pornhub is doing a thing where if you watch any porn with big dicks in it they'll plant a tree
14:18 <Lumeah> haha
14:24 <Lumeah> new gloves huh ?
14:24 <TheRiddler> also on mother's day they're doing a milf's day
14:40 <TheRiddler> send a card to a milf
14:54 <Lumeah> lol
15:00 <simba> cant you think of anything yourself
15:00 <Picard> shouldnt have stopped u going lad
15:00 <simba> :\
15:00 <Picard> die in a fire
15:00 <simba> "should of went to high school"
15:00 <simba> INCREDIBLE
15:00 <simba> do you even know why that is so wrong
15:00 <simba> prob not,,,
15:00 <Nikky`> I went to a tech school
15:00 <Doodle> everyone knows its should'of
15:00 <Picard> lol 2 simna
15:00 <Picard> samba its ok
16:00 <Picard> its a chat room we dont need to use grammna
16:00 <simba> oh i know but youre just making it really obvious how stupid you are
16:00 <simba> theres typos then theres genuine stupidity
16:00 <simba> like this <Picard> u should of went to highschool samba
16:00 <Picard> yes samba we know
16:00 <simba> is genuine stupidity
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16:58 <Serenity> jeez louise
17:00 <simba> ty
17:00 <Picard> you are the poster boy for stupid
18:00 <Lumeah> someone buy me this.http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/HOLDEN-RODEO-2000-4WD-2-8L-TURBO-DIESEL-TF-LX-4X4-EXTRA-CAB-CHASSIS-MAN-UTE-/151288210456?pt=AU_Cars&hash=item23397ae418&_uhb=1 .. thanks :P
19:00 <DemonsRun> Bo.
19:00 <DemonsRun> No*
19:00 <Lumeah> yes
19:00 <Serenity> no
19:00 <Picard> buy it yourself
20:00 <Doodle> navara>colorado
20:00 <Picard> and why the fuck do u want a 14yo car??
20:00 <Doodle> actually most cars>colorado
20:00 <Lumeah> i liked my rodeo :P
20:00 <Doodle> theyre shit
20:00 <Doodle> overpriced and underpowered
20:00 <Picard> they are shit
20:00 <Lumeah> yeah i know
20:00 <Picard> i got a 2013 colorado and i hate it
20:00 <Lumeah> what should i get then :P
21:00 <Doodle> navara, amarok
21:00 <Picard> im trading it for a ranger
21:00 <Lumeah> ohh i tought of those
21:00 <Lumeah> good?
21:00 <Picard> navara have shit clutch if u get manual
21:00 <Lumeah> ah
21:00 <Lumeah> whats the ranger like?
21:00 <Picard> ranger is a car in a utes body
21:00 <Picard> i like them
22:00 <Lumeah> oooh nice...
22:00 <Doodle> like a mazda bt-50 without the dame edna glasses
22:00 <Lumeah> lol
22:00 <Picard> lol Doodle
22:00 <Doodle> also hilux
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23:00 <Picard> hilux are overpriced
23:00 <Picard> like all toyotas
24:00 <Lumeah> whats the red one they have on topgear?
24:00 <Picard> no fucking idea
24:00 <Picard> lol
24:00 <Picard> stupid question
24:00 <Doodle> hilux
24:00 <Doodle> theyre overpriced but you get what you pay for
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25:00 <Picard> nuh, rangers have as many features for a lot less
25:00 <Nikky`> So is your face
26:00 <Doodle> a ranger wont still be going in 25 years
27:00 <Lumeah> http://www.ford.com.au/commercial/ranger#overlay=1248976352155
27:00 <Picard> who cares, i dont keep my cars 25years
27:00 <TheRiddler> I bought a...
27:00 <Picard> update every two years
27:00 <Picard> JEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
28:00 <DemonsRun> We're gunna need a bigger boat
28:00 <Doodle> that ad
28:00 <Picard> lol
28:00 <TheRiddler> they're so bad
28:00 <Picard> buddy crashed a jeep
28:00 <Picard> jeeps are shit?
28:00 <Doodle> we're gonna need a bigger boat, and a speech therapist
29:00 <TheRiddler> Jeep is the sponsor of sydney
29:00 <Doodle> its like they picked the slowest kid to audition
29:00 <Picard> his gf is a jeep ambassador
29:00 <TheRiddler> + swans
29:00 <Doodle> new jeeps are ok i am led to believe
29:00 <Doodle> anything older than 5 years avoid
29:00 <Picard> wifey wants one
30:00 <Doodle> heaps of recalls
30:00 <Doodle> they rust
30:00 <Doodle> and theyre american so they drive like a weatherboard house
30:00 <TheRiddler> who made the jeeps in wwII?
30:00 <Doodle> willys
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31:00 <Simwolf> Jeeps: Running & maintenance costs of a full-fledged bush whacker, actual balls and bush ability of a Rav4
31:00 <TheRiddler> oh
31:00 <TheRiddler> just buy a wwII jeep then
31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
31:00 <Doodle> theyre worth more than new jeeps
32:00 <Simwolf> The air conditioning on them is great
32:00 <Picard> mate has 2 wwII jeeps
32:00 <Picard> he restored them
32:00 <Doodle> i was seeing a chick who had a grand cherokee, it was like driving an office cubicle
32:00 <Pieter> I pity da fooll who stayz in skool
32:00 <Doodle> thankfully she crashed it and got a disco
32:00 <Picard> lol
32:00 <Picard> peter what are u ranting about?
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33:00 <TheRiddler> he's talking how he never did any highschool
33:00 <Picard> peter when did u start with the drugs
34:00 <Pieter> Yeh im talking how i never did any highschool
34:00 <Pieter> Heh
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35:00 <Picard> peter u wasted a life
35:00 <Picard> why didnt u aspire to be like your brother?
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36:00 <TheRiddler> he thought he would get bashed for copying
36:00 <Picard> lol
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36:48 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwSIZxyEaJk
36:50 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Niels Binias and The Walton Hoax - Catcher In The Rye (Apr 12, 2014) 4:14 - Category: Music - 1,291 views - 6 likes (85.7%), 1 dislikes (14.3%)
37:00 <Lumeah> billy madison :P
40:00 <Lumeah> blue v
40:34 <Pieter> Hey Zade
40:39 <Pieter> Hey Lumeah\\
40:46 <Zade> hello Pieter
42:15 <Lumeah> hey piety :)
48:00 <Picard> well that killed it
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51:00 <zaim> thats a little Excessive dont u think...... u see what i did there
51:25 <Pieter> Itchy back
51:31 <Pieter> Termites are eating me
51:59 <Pieter> I thought they were fairies first cos they fly
52:00 <Excessive> soz, but if enjoyin oneself seems to be "Excessive" 2 u, then u need to get around a bit mo mabbe
52:06 <Pieter> Now I know they're angels
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52:47 <Pieter> You know theres a higher power when termites have halos around em and are able to fly
52:58 Nick: greeneyedmonster is now known as dematerialised
53:00 <Pieter> Its area 51 shit
53:06 <Pieter> And im done:)
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54:00 <Picard> Zade hi
55:00 <Zade> hello Picard
55:00 <Zade> how are you?
55:00 <Picard> how are u hun?
55:00 <Picard> im okm thanks
55:00 <Zade> good ta
55:00 <Picard> !seen matthew
55:00 <Excessive> I found 2 matches to your query. Here are the 2 most recent (sorted): Matthew Matthew1. Picard, Matthew ([email protected]) was last seen kicked from #melbourne by ChanOP 4 weeks 3 days 6 hours 53 minutes ago (3.29 14:02) with the reason: (Permanently banned for being an incessant troll. Your kind is not welcome Matth)
56:00 <Picard> ohhh my
56:00 <Picard>  (Permanently banned for being an incessant troll. 
56:50 <Lumeah> lol ok
57:09 <Lumeah> you have such a imagination
57:27 <Pieter> It flooowwss
57:50 <Lumeah> can i have some imagination?
57:52 <Pieter> I wear my undies over my pants and zoom around with a towel around my neck
58:09 <Lumeah> hehe cute :P
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58:21 <Pieter> Imagination is more important than knowledge
58:31 <Pieter> Einstein said that
58:34 <Pieter> Im like
58:37 <Pieter> Dont be dumb
58:53 <Pieter> Coocoo coocoo
59:01 <PandasDontDrive> ooooooookay
59:04 <Pieter> Kuku
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00:00 <ooomp> Complaing?
00:00 <Picard> war
00:00 <Picard> wat
00:10 <Lumeah> lol
01:02 <Lumeah> well if you imagine it then you can learn how to do it and then you will have the knowlage :P
01:39 <Pieter> I can do anything already tho
02:28 <xm> i imagine im the besterest at everything: physics, astronomy, bodybuilding, programming/hacking, making meth,the ladies man
02:28 <Lumeah> tell me what to plant under oak trees then :P
02:40 <Lumeah> lol
03:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_SnPYnPuYk
03:39 <xm> haters gonna hate. then they see my facebook feeds n they beleive ;)
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tülpa and eXcess - Be Brave (Mar 10, 2013) 4:58 - Category: Music - 2,906 views - 79 likes (98.8%), 1 dislikes (1.3%)
04:58 <Serenity> i think im genuinely in love with xm
05:13 <Serenity> or at least a legit e-crush
05:42 <xm> imma just piet by proxay
05:48 <xm> my roel modal
07:13 <Serenity> lol
07:46 <xm> the only way piet is going to learn...is to see himself on steroids (but with the way things are going and his love of chemistry it'll probably happen soon when he looks in the mirror
07:57 <xm> learn about how people see him that is
08:54 <PandasDontDrive> ahehe stephen fry just broke bricks with his hand
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14:00 <PandasDontDrive> wow Picard
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> thanks for flooding my pm while i was out at dinner
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> [18:32] <Picard> im a chemist i idiot
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> lume! i got my clothes!!! :P
16:00 <DemonsRun> Yes... All the same time stamp as when he originally said it...
16:00 <DemonsRun> Flooded you.
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> no, he said that earlier
16:00 <Lumeah> yay for clothes
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> and it was LOLARIOUS
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> yay lume
16:09 <Pieter> Sexiness is off to bed
16:12 <Pieter> Nite People:)
16:19 * Pieter humps Lumeah
16:29 <Pieter> Unf unf unf nite nite nite
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> they fit ORSM
17:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.dropbox.com/s/34eqr9zuj7md1yx/2014-04-29%2016.58.02.jpg
17:00 <Lumeah> excelllent
18:00 <Lumeah> cute
18:00 <DemonsRun> Yes
18:00 <DemonsRun> He said it earlier
18:00 <DemonsRun> That's my point
18:36 <Lumeah> hehe
18:44 <Lumeah> night babe
19:00 <Picard> lol out at dinner
19:00 <Picard> walking across the road to get chicken from the kfc bin isnt dining out pandis
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah so what DemonsRun?
20:00 <DemonsRun> You're an idiot
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> omigosh i paste something Picard said earlier 
20:00 <DemonsRun> And claim he flooded you
20:00 <Picard> lol @ pandis
20:00 <Picard> no grip on reality
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer he's still pming me
20:00 <DemonsRun> You know what
20:00 <DemonsRun> Not worth it
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> this, over and over
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> "[20:50] <Picard> lollllllllllll hows ya son?
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> [20:50] <Picard> i can ask my son how he is right now.................lolllllllllllllll u cant"
21:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
21:00 <DemonsRun> He is right...
21:00 <Picard> lol @ pandis
21:00 <Picard> kid hates him
22:00 <ooomp> These things happen
22:00 <ooomp> Kids hate a lot 
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25:00 <ooomp> Is that a euphemism for cash
26:00 <DemonsRun> Yup
26:00 <DemonsRun> Surely is
26:00 <Picard> nope
27:00 <Picard> he has respect,ambition and brains more then most of the cunts here have
27:00 <ooomp> Must have got it from his mother
27:00 <Zade> lol
27:00 <Picard> probably
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28:00 <Doodle> everyone got it from his mother
28:00 <Doodle> if you know what i mean
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard has a fwend
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> just dont make anymore Type moron Picard
28:00 <ooomp> I didn't
28:00 <ooomp> But Doodle, do tell
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29:00 <Doodle> thats all i got
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> doodles :P
29:00 <DemonsRun> ... IQ dropping
29:00 <Picard> pandis fuck off
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont call me pandis
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
29:00 <Picard> pandis the moron
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's what ooomp used to call me before
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> pls stop flooding me though dude, over it
30:00 <Picard> u are a moron, everyone calls u that
30:00 <DemonsRun> As bad as each other
30:00 <Picard> :P
30:00 <Picard> poor pandis
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude you're over forty
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> act your age
31:00 <Picard> lol
31:00 <Picard> practise what you preach lad
31:00 <Picard> poor pandis
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> don't worry Picard I'm not going to complaing
31:00 <Picard> he cant cope
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32:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh crap, ignore doesnt stop pm flood
32:00 <Picard> oh crap im on ignore
32:00 <Picard> :p
32:00 <ooomp> You'll survive
32:00 <Picard> like he puts anyone on ignore
32:00 <ooomp> He never put me on ignore
33:00 <Picard> he never put me on ignore
33:00 <ooomp> Even after requesting him too
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh would you just fuck off Picard
33:00 <Picard> pandis wouldnt do that
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> srsly
33:00 <ooomp> So I ignored him
33:00 <ooomp> Much easier
33:00 <Picard> lol ooomp
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> actually
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> Kate is talking shit
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> i asked her not to talk to me
33:00 <Picard> yes because u reject women all the time lol
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33:52 <simba> Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
34:00 <Picard> pandis pandis pandis
35:00 <Picard> :P
35:26 <Serenity> every time I read that I wish I could open up my skull and drag my nails across my brain
35:41 <damian> it would be a lot more pleasant, wouldn't it
35:45 <Lumeah> Good evening simba
35:47 <Lumeah> :P
36:00 <Picard> ooomp why did pandis reject you?
36:07 <Serenity> it would
37:00 <ooomp> Who knows
37:00 <ooomp> He can't handle women
37:00 <ooomp> All I ever wanted to do was chat
37:00 <ooomp> Had enough of the bs in the end and the mood swings
38:00 <Picard> lol
38:00 <Picard> meth swings
38:00 <Lumeah> hee heee
38:00 <Picard> lucky u anyway, he likes to stomp on chics after he knocks them to the ground
39:00 <Lumeah> heh's a fuck tard learnt that long ago
39:00 <Picard> lol
39:00 <Picard> pandis
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> omigosh
39:00 <Picard> pandis what dod poor kristy do to you?
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> srsly wish Kate would stop talking fucking bullshit
39:00 <Picard> did*
39:00 <Lumeah> whos kate
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> ooomp
39:00 <Picard> pandis we all know what u are like, kate is telling the truth
40:00 <Picard> kate = ooomp
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> she's a nut
40:00 <Picard> lmfao
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> goes from irc guy to irc guy
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> then bitches about it
40:00 <Picard> pandis calling someone a nut
40:00 <Loof> loves the cock
40:00 <Picard> thats fucking gold
40:00 <Picard> pandis loves cock??
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> told her to piss off ages ago, she's like Picard but not Picard.. just a stupid attention whore
40:00 <Lumeah> ahhh ok
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
41:00 <Picard> lol shes like picard but not picard lol
41:00 <Picard> ness welcome
41:00 <ness> hi
41:00 <Loof> Picard is an actual living mr potato head
41:00 <Lumeah> lol
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
41:00 <Picard> awww loof u asian cunt
41:09 <PandasDontDrive> same
41:17 <PandasDontDrive> who said it anyway
42:00 <Picard> go throw bricks at ya wife
42:00 <Picard> pandis what did poor kristy do to you?
42:00 <Picard> pandis what did poor kristy do to you, why did you stomp on her head?
42:21 <simba> noyb
42:40 <PandasDontDrive> eat ma beezewix
42:47 <Serenity> its from pieters fb
42:55 <PandasDontDrive> oh
42:57 <PandasDontDrive> lol
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> how iz ya anyway loofs?
43:00 <Loof> pretty good man
43:00 <Picard> pandis
43:00 <Loof> u?
43:00 <Picard> loof when did they let u out?
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> swoit, yeah im sick
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> shared a nice meat plate at dinner
43:05 <PandasDontDrive> NOYBMA!
44:00 <Picard> <PandasDontDrive> * ate kfc scraps from the bin
45:00 <Picard> had enough yet????
45:02 <dematerialised> the only thing that's spectacular
45:04 <dematerialised> is that qupte
45:10 <dematerialised> quote even
45:43 <Serenity> think he had some good gear that day
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45:57 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Maurice
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
46:46 <dematerialised> i reckon
47:00 <Picard> loooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
48:00 <DemonsRun> Still going.
48:00 <Picard> ????
48:00 <DemonsRun> Why don't you both log off and get a life
48:00 <Picard> nuh i like it here
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> huh?
48:00 <Picard> huh?
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> why don't you chug my cock? don't even know who the fuck you are.
49:00 <Picard> wont need to open your mouth much
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51:00 <Doodle> WHAT
51:00 <Picard> settle princess
51:00 <Picard> what are u doing?
51:00 <Doodle> dying
51:00 <Picard> see those sluts from adelaide won my kitchen rules
51:02 <simba> every day is good gear day in collingwood
51:42 <partay> éveryday is a good day when you have a big dick
52:00 <Lumeah> you'll servive.
52:00 <Picard> get a haircut
52:00 <[Maverick]> SERVIVEEEEEEE
52:00 <Lumeah> eat me
52:00 <Picard> get some self respect
52:00 <[Maverick]> ERM ER SERVIVERRRR
53:00 <Picard> like fuck id eat u, i wouldnt go near u
53:00 <Lumeah> lol [Maverick]
53:00 <Picard> gay
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54:00 <Lumeah> i don't want to even consider you anywhere near me Picard.
54:00 <Picard> we need the death penalty in australia
55:00 <Picard> make up your mind
55:00 <Serenity> thats ok i dont think picard wants to catch a bad case of the stupids anyway
55:00 <[Maverick]> he already has them 
55:00 <Picard> thanks Serenity
55:00 <Loof> and aids
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55:38 <doctor> cheap drugs and easy welfare
56:00 <Picard> i wouldnt touch her with pandis' cock
56:00 <TheRiddler> not even to watch it rot off?
56:00 <TheRiddler> :p
56:00 <Picard> nope
56:00 <Picard> lol
56:00 <Picard> its hideous
56:00 <Serenity> wouldnt touch her with a plastic cock
56:00 <Picard> more hair then garry lyon
56:00 <[Maverick]> HAHHA 
56:00 <[Maverick]> gorillas in the mist 
56:00 <[Maverick]> is her having a sauna 
56:06 <partay> ahh the life of the dole bludger
56:10 <partay> its a dream
56:33 <partay> one day
56:37 <partay> ill try it
56:37 <doctor> it's the true australian dream
57:00 <Picard> lol
57:00 <Picard> chics with no self respect piss me off
57:00 <Picard> it doesnt take much to get your hair done and look ok
57:00 <Picard> personal pride is number one
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> somebody blow up the Insight set on sbs
57:00 <Picard> pandis dont be angry
57:30 <Serenity> a certain local meth head was only bragging about his dsp not long ago..
58:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive pm mate
58:00 <Picard> :P
59:00 <Picard> Serenity
59:00 <Picard> who is watching Intelligence??
01:00 <TheRiddler> I dont think that would help you Picard
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04:00 <Picard> lol
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04:59 <damibawt> ..
05:00 <Lumeah> Thats cool. https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/1796454_10201457710236818_632536239_n.jpg
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh my gosh
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> how many hours has it been
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> are you going to flood me all night Picard?
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> *back on ignore*
05:00 <Lumeah> he can't help but get off on it
05:09 <damibawt> ..
05:11 <damibawt> ...
06:00 <Pieter> Immortal Kumbat
06:00 <Pieter> *pops*
06:00 <doctor> watching some cockroach outside for the past couple nights, slowly dying from the colder weather. tough little bugger
07:00 <Pieter> Do the cockroach dance
07:00 <Pieter> Ya lay on ya back and kick and wave ya arms and legs
07:00 <Picard> lol pandis, ive never been on ignore
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08:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol doctor
09:00 <Loof> even pieters AIDS has AIDS
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> that is what observing and reporting is all about
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> do not intervene with the natural order
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> unless you're hunting african game for sport.
09:00 <Pieter> With a body like mine all you have are enemies
09:00 <Pieter> :)~
09:00 <Picard> lol peter
09:27 <partay> lol
09:27 <PandasDontDrive> what a boring fkn night
09:28 <PandasDontDrive> lol
09:37 <partay> Pieter and his DSP?
09:37 <Lumeah> :P
10:00 <Loof> pieter has more AIDS in him than the whole of africa
10:00 <[Maverick]> So Pieter
10:00 <Picard> pandis
10:00 <[Maverick]> how is your diabetus going? 
10:00 <Picard> u have no manners
10:29 <dematerialised> paid to be a junkie
10:30 <dematerialised> the good life
10:50 <Serenity> yes
10:54 <Serenity> he was bragging about having it
10:58 <Serenity> when he didnt really need it or something
11:00 <xm> Pieter saw a billboard in Africa saying you need to have sex with a virgin to cure yourself of AIDS. so he went back home and wanked himself and filmed the momentous occasion of his cure
11:00 <Pieter> Watch this for a reaction [Maverick] cos you matter to me:)
11:00 <Pieter> ..
11:00 <[Maverick]> :D 
11:00 <Loof> lol
11:02 <Serenity> i cant remember exactly
11:02 <damibawt> good life lol
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11:53 <damibawt> `op Dan
12:00 <Pieter> Pieter :)
12:00 <Loof> he's a virgin if you dont count cats
12:00 <Pieter> Talk about me !
12:00 <Pieter> Say my name !
12:00 <Pieter> Attention !
12:00 <xm> i am fully aware you love it
12:00 <Loof> poor fluffy 1
12:00 <Pieter> NOW
12:00 <xm> hence why i give it liberally
12:00 <xm> and i am guilt free
12:00 <xm> it wont be a deathbed confession of mine at all
12:00 <[Maverick]> GUILLTTT FREEEEEEEEE
12:03 <Serenity> .
12:20 <damibawt> oops
13:00 <xm> if anything it'd be 'shouldve given that methhead piet more shit'
13:00 <Loof> pieter injects aids blood in milk cartons at the supermarket for kicks
13:00 <xm> loof: that's what happens when he tries to milk his tits for Fluffy II
13:00 <Loof> lol
13:00 <xm> there's just nothing there
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1.0-9/10258935_10152118577893099_5815172875931915044_n.jpg
14:00 <Loof> the cupboard is bare
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> bwaaaaaaaahahahahaha
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^^
14:00 <Loof> and he has no bone
15:00 <Lumeah> Pieter
15:00 <Lumeah> :P
15:00 <Lumeah> lol
15:00 <Loof> pieter the human cigarette
15:00 <Loof> pieter monty burns called
15:00 <Loof> he wants his body back
15:00 <Picard> pandis
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16:00 <Mew> the human cigarette lmfao
16:54 <bad_boy_69> ness
16:59 <bad_boy_69> sucked my dick last night
17:00 <Loof> pieter is quite proud of his new physique. soon he says he might even put actual weights on the bar
17:00 <xm> i think it's even worse than that Loof 
17:00 <xm> i think he's doing air reps
17:00 <Loof> lol
17:00 <Pieter> I love how its only the fatties who comment on it :)
17:00 <xm> complete with miming of when he struggles with the 300kg
17:10 <bad_boy_69> bitch and didnt even swollow
17:15 <bad_boy_69> grrrrr hate when they do that
17:27 <Lumeah> sucked in
17:28 <Lumeah> :P
17:29 Nick: bad_boy_69 is now known as stop-snitchin-stop-lyin
17:35 * stop-snitchin-stop-lyin slaps Lumeah around a bit with a large trout
17:39 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> hey babe
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17:45 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> how r u lumeah
17:55 <Lumeah> hey
18:00 <TheRiddler> some said pieter was a carrier pigeon
18:02 <Lumeah> im tireds neaerly bed times
18:03 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> watch u doin
18:08 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> u serious
18:14 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> this early i go bed like 5am
18:17 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> best time to sleep
19:00 <Amish> some claimed he was the messiah, others claimed he ripped them off in a deal gone wrong
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Messiah's from Puerto Rico
20:00 <Pieter> Messiah sounds right
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> apparently
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> He's uneducated and fat and has no dress sense and thousands of people believe he is Jesus.
20:02 <Lumeah> lol
20:07 <Lumeah> i get up then
20:08 <Lumeah> :
20:10 <Lumeah> :P
20:15 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> lol
20:17 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> bullshit
20:19 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> u serious
20:21 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> grrrrrrrrrrr
20:26 <Lumeah> yes
20:29 <Lumeah> :P
21:00 <Picard> :P
21:24 <Lumeah> i gotta goes...
21:25 <Lumeah> nights
21:50 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> night hun
21:53 <stop-snitchin-stop-lyin> mwa xoxoxoxo
22:00 <Amish> is that a passive aggressive dig at someone here
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> nope
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> from an old Bill Mahar doco
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyway you, keep scrubbing my poo spot so I can poop on it again.
22:00 <Amish> is he your favourite comedian?
22:01 <Lumeah> :)
22:02 <Lumeah> nigth
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23:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
24:38 <damibawt> steven you here
25:19 <Fez> Phteven
25:57 <damibawt> Steven with a /034/ph/034/
26:07 <damibawt> Phteven not Stephen
28:20 <Bastardly_One> what car/s to buy on GT6? #firstworldgamingproblems
29:17 <partay> how is GT6?
29:27 <Bastardly_One> honestly?
29:33 <Bastardly_One> a real let down from 5
29:58 <Bastardly_One> the grind of 5 you got used to and it was kind of appealling the way you had to level
30:00 <Pieter> Meet Tickler , A throat tickle .
30:00 <Picard> :P
30:11 <damibawt> lol
30:14 <damibawt> ye
30:20 <Bastardly_One> I'd call it 5.5
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30:58 <Bastardly_One> the mt panorama track in the dark though is a cunt
34:18 <Bastardly_One> lol ... the australian cars are so outdated
35:00 <bomber_turd> hi
35:09 <Fez> Do nurburgring in the dark
35:22 <Fez> Youll love bath in the dark then
35:42 <Bastardly_One> fuck that man
35:51 <Bastardly_One> call me retarded but I dunno how to turn high beams on
35:52 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:52 <Fez> Exactly
36:04 <Fez> Go to the menu
36:10 <Fez> Look it up
36:21 <Bastardly_One> doesn't tell ya believe it or not
36:56 <Fez> Thats silly
37:11 <Fez> No lights at all or just high beam?
37:19 <Bastardly_One> just high
37:30 <Fez> Ah yea
37:32 <Bastardly_One> I'm looking right now at the controller settings
37:49 <Bastardly_One> no button to do with lights whatsoever
37:56 <Fez> Maybw push the lights button again? But i assime youve tried that
38:07 <Bastardly_One> read the above
38:17 <Fez> Yea
38:19 <Fez> Soz
38:25 <Fez> Busy typing
38:40 <Bastardly_One> all good
38:46 <Fez> Google it maybe?
38:55 <Bastardly_One> unless I was busy racing and it said hit a certain button
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39:08 <Bastardly_One> I have ...
39:16 <Fez> Hmm
39:25 <Bastardly_One> not really bitching ...
39:34 <Fez> All good
39:35 <Bastardly_One> just others have mentioned high beams and I'm like what?
39:51 <Fez> Trying to help but yea. Not sure what youve tried
40:00 <Fez> Ah yea
40:11 <Bastardly_One> like I said there's no actual button for headlights
40:25 <Bastardly_One> so I'm not sure what they mean ... unless it does it auto
40:31 <Bastardly_One> and just appears to do fuck all
40:44 <Bastardly_One> I might do that race again and see
40:57 <Bastardly_One> only just did it and I found it a bit of a task
41:00 <stebie> wb Picard
41:00 <JimmyJack> does pieter think there is actually more than one sun?
41:00 <JimmyJack> "all tha planets and the suns ligning up at once in teh sky"
41:00 <JimmyJack> my god
41:01 <Bastardly_One> still won though :D
41:16 <Fez> V8 supercar?
42:00 <xm> haha nah Loof i was just impersonating his stupidity
42:00 <xm> same thing though -- he probably would
42:00 <Loof> lol
42:00 <stebie> technically, there may be... not in our solar system, but in others.
42:00 <xm> he thought the Sun was 200m in radius
42:00 <xm> not the 10m part bit, i hope, stebie 
42:03 <Bastardly_One> nuh, the commodore ss is an 04 with shit handling
42:14 <Bastardly_One> and the Monaro ... a bit meh
42:36 <Fez> Yea... holdens..
42:42 <Bastardly_One> and the Ford Racing XR8 is ... 2000
42:54 <Fez> Sweet
43:00 <bomber_turd> stebie its all becoming perfectly clear to me now
43:00 <stebie> xm, which bit?
43:00 <xm> 'only 10m a part ...'
43:00 <stebie> Picard, better late than never i guess...
43:03 <Bastardly_One> and 1,150,000 credits
43:14 <Fez> Lovely
43:21 <Bastardly_One> not really
43:29 <Bastardly_One> ruins my online tradition from 5
43:40 <Bastardly_One> which is Aussie specific models races
43:50 <Fez> Just keep doin races man
44:00 <xm> do you believe in life outside of Earth stebie ?
44:00 <xm> and outside of MIR
44:00 <bomber_turd> yes, i see why PandasDontDrive is protected by u
44:00 <stebie> xm, yes, i believe in marvin martian
44:00 <stebie> bomber_turd, lol, that's fantastic.
44:01 <Bastardly_One> no shit
44:15 <Bastardly_One> I'm trying to make it as less of a grind as possible
44:26 <Bastardly_One> has a couple of nice features like coffee break races
44:30 <Fez> Ofcoarse
44:33 <Bastardly_One> which aren't really races
44:49 <Fez> Lol what
44:56 <Bastardly_One> but one special event thing I am just going WTF? at
44:58 <Bastardly_One> and that is
45:00 <bomber_turd> :P
45:00 <xm> do you think he's angry at Germans for stealing his accent
45:00 <stebie> i want his vapourizer gun
45:00 <xm> and who would you use it on here?
45:00 <xm> it's OK. just a hypothetical. it wont hold up in court
45:07 <Bastardly_One> you get to race moon buggies
45:18 <Bastardly_One> following the route the Apollo 15 guys took
45:20 <Fez> Haha rad
45:23 <Bastardly_One> like what?
45:34 <Bastardly_One> yeah but it's the type of game car fans like
45:52 <Bastardly_One> would of been better to give that space to something race related
45:55 <Fez> Yea. I get what youre saying
46:00 <stebie> depends how much ammo it has
46:00 <xm> i suppose such a hit list could change on a daily basis
46:27 <Fez> Gotta appreciate the novelty
47:00 <stebie> am i putting my tampon in the wrong hole?
47:00 <Loof> depends if it feels good
47:00 <stebie> if it feels good, do it
47:00 <Loof> exactly
47:06 <Bastardly_One> they're hard with the gravity factor actually until you get the hang of it
47:23 <Bastardly_One> and fun ... but ... not neccessary by the same token
47:29 <Mew> apparently clicking the left stick
47:36 <Mew> on ps4
47:57 <Bastardly_One> bullshit it is
48:00 <Bastardly_One> on the PS3
48:00 <xm> #melbourne is now known as Yahoo! ANSWERS
48:00 <xm> PS Jenny you can pee with a tampoo too :)
48:07 <Bastardly_One> thanks Miss Google though
48:08 <Mew> oh
48:09 <Bastardly_One> <3
48:24 <Mew> i didnt even know what game lol
48:27 <Bastardly_One> left stick is go broom room
48:34 <Bastardly_One> I mean broom broom
48:43 <Bastardly_One> hey hang on
48:45 <Mew> i just typed high beam ps4
48:49 <Bastardly_One> nuh, that's to steer
48:53 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooh
48:55 <Bastardly_One> GT6
48:56 <Bastardly_One> lol
48:59 <Fez> Press it down
49:00 <Mew> maybe try high beam ps3
49:13 <Fez> Or not
49:26 <Fez> Hi mew
49:34 <Mew> hi fezbomb
49:46 <Fez> ;)
49:53 <Fez> Sappenin
50:05 <Bastardly_One> ahem
50:09 <Bastardly_One> apparently
50:13 <Bastardly_One> it is the left stick
50:16 <Mew> bout to go to bread
50:17 <Bastardly_One> bullshit!
50:20 <Mew> u
50:38 <Fez> Im thinking the same actually
50:52 <Fez> High beams workin?
52:05 <Fez> I guess they are
52:11 <Fez> Wd mew
52:59 <Mew> wd google
53:00 <Loof> PietSAbogan
53:00 <Loof> Pieter sounds even more bogan than peter
53:19 <Fez> Wd mewgle
53:36 <Mew> ooo creative
53:48 <Mew> boogie woogie mewgle
53:56 <Fez> Hehe
54:22 <Fez> Mewsical
56:39 <Fez> Mewtant
56:52 <Mew> rude
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57:27 <Excessive> Liinda bella :)
57:55 <Liinda> ciao Excessive =)
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58:55 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10300862_751995554821843_6809761843473681542_n.jpg
58:56 <PandasDontDrive> <3
59:51 <Liinda> hai panadols
02:39 <PandasDontDrive> eyy
02:45 <PandasDontDrive> llinas :P
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05:00 <SexParlour> np: [Cashmere Cat - Wedding Bells-EP-WEB-2014-BiLDERBERG]-02-cashmere cat - pearls.mp3
08:43 <Bastardly_One> Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda :)
08:52 <Bastardly_One> and no the high beams thing didn't work
08:58 <Bastardly_One> fucking retarded game
09:27 <Liinda> hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Bastardly_One
09:35 <Liinda> what high beams?
09:59 <Excessive> ddi u ever get to know this song Liinda, I'm thinkin u mite have ...... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdFXexNORZk
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Al Bano and Romina Power-Felicita (Jul 28, 2010) 3:36 - Category: Music - 1,575,697 views - 2,869 likes (97.3%), 81 dislikes (2.7%)
10:13 <Liinda> lol yeah i know the song
10:21 <Excessive> rite
10:26 <Excessive> thought u would've
10:27 <Liinda> known it since i was little
10:41 <Excessive> eheh gd ol 80 duo
10:53 <Liinda> yeh
11:03 <Excessive> 80"s even*
11:12 <Excessive> ugh , fck
11:22 <Liinda> i knew what u meant
11:26 <Excessive> :D
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> Well I think I needa poop
12:00 <deeldose> sup niggas
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm a panda so it's cute.
12:00 <deeldose> poop with great ferocity PandasDontDrive
12:00 <deeldose> dominate the toilet bowl
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19:48 <Bastardly_One> I want one of these cars in real life ... sexy and flies
21:03 <Bastardly_One> Mercedes-Benz AMG VGT
21:37 <Excessive> she be liek all luvdup n flyin*
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23:07 <Liinda> night Excessive xx
23:11 <Excessive> oh ok
23:12 <Liinda> night b1 xx
23:14 <Excessive> niiiite
23:21 <Liinda> nights panadols xx
23:27 <PandasDontDrive> nini <3
23:28 <Liinda> im sick with the flu so i need sleep
23:30 <Bastardly_One> night Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda <3
23:53 <Liinda> xxx
23:55 <PandasDontDrive> ow
23:57 <PandasDontDrive> :(
24:03 <PandasDontDrive> i make u chicken soup with noodles
24:10 <Liinda> awhh thanks hun
24:17 <Liinda> goodnightss xxxx
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24:47 <PandasDontDrive> :)
24:53 <PandasDontDrive> i love noodle stew :P
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29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lana Del Rey "West Coast" LIVE in San Francisco 4/18/14 (Apr 19, 2014) 6:38 - Category: Music - 14,849 views - 197 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
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31:00 <simba> lana del ray? wtf?
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33:00 <Fez> Who
33:00 <deeldose> any chicks want me to put stuff up ur cuntpipe PM me
33:30 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm
34:04 <Fez> U ever heard of rfactor b1?
34:57 <Bastardly_One> can't say I have
35:29 <Fez> Racing sim for pc
35:37 <Fez> Its pretty good
35:45 <Bastardly_One> but boy is this track proving handling Vs power ... cunt of a track
35:48 <Bastardly_One> fucking Swiss
36:18 <Fez> Do enough laps n itll be fine
36:28 <Bastardly_One> Matterhorn ... gonna have to go for my Mazda S2000 I think
36:52 <Fez> Honda s2000?
36:57 <Bastardly_One> smaller, and still enough grunt ... pretty sure I beefed it
37:04 <Excessive> handling Vs power
37:31 <Bastardly_One> and yeah
37:40 <Bastardly_One> I meant Honda
37:46 <Fez> :)
37:54 <Bastardly_One> was that or my efini rx7
38:01 <Bastardly_One> I like both
38:26 <Bastardly_One> here goes nothing
38:27 <Bastardly_One> lol
38:34 <Bastardly_One> broom broom, etc
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39:25 <simba> zoom zoom zoom
41:00 <johninja> fgts
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43:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd63P7mYXzo 
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nigga stole My Bike! (Jun 27, 2007) 0:53 - Category: Comedy - 3,880,726 views - 25,296 likes (95.9%), 1,079 dislikes (4.1%)
44:03 <Bastardly_One> more like ... the worse sounds you can think of
44:15 <Bastardly_One> the sound is shit
44:31 <Bastardly_One> I haven't even tried this race yet ... been busy talking shit
44:41 <Bastardly_One> Me? talking shit ... never!
45:07 <Bastardly_One> wish you or someone I knew owned it though
45:20 <Excessive> ur team is shit maaaaaaaaaaaaaan
45:24 <Excessive> :P
45:32 <Bastardly_One> racing randoms aren't as fun
45:53 <Bastardly_One> and ... the manager kind of bit seems missing unless you progress to it
46:19 <Bastardly_One> because all of a sudden I have more opponents with way better AI
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52:00 <PandasDontDrive> wooo
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> free Killer Instinct on xbox one!
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