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00:00 <Fez> Crunchy musli bars!
00:00 <Fez> Or not
00:00 <Liinda> fingers crossed. they're chilling in the fridge now.
00:00 <Liinda> will ave to cut them tomorrow and see
00:00 <Liinda> i reckon thry will be chewy ones
00:00 <Liinda> *they
01:00 <Liinda> gluten freeeeeee
01:00 <Fez> What flava flav?
01:00 <Liinda> they have a useli mix with mixed berries...
01:00 <Liinda> *muesli
01:43 <Fez> Go team
02:00 <Fez> Aww yee
02:00 <Fez> Nice1
02:00 <Liinda> with vanilla and coconut
02:00 <Fez> Fancy
02:18 Join: JimmyJack ([email protected]) to #melbourne
02:29 <Saemon> if u typ luk dis i automatikally fink u r dum
02:36 Nick: JimmyJack is now known as Loof
03:00 <Liinda> yeah it is but its so simple hehe
03:00 <Liinda> ruh oh
03:00 <Fez> Yea? Simple?
03:09 <stebie> :O
03:29 <Bastardly_One> If I'm still here
03:35 <Bastardly_One> tell me when the second half starts
03:46 <stebie> usually in 15 minutes?
03:51 <Sponge> who is asher keedie
03:57 <Bastardly_One> I'm supposed to be up at 7am so I thought I'd take a whole two val
04:00 <Fez> Mix em up then cook eh?
04:03 <Bastardly_One> and yeah what a stupid thing to say
04:06 <Bastardly_One> nevermind me
04:18 <stebie> Sponge, the starring chick in the tv show offspring
04:18 <Bastardly_One> I'm stressed on something so my brain's being stupid
04:30 <couleurs> wtf gerrerd
04:34 <Sponge> never seen it. i thought she was from the band
04:38 <Sponge> then thought that was unlikely
05:00 <DemonsRun> Been here ages
05:00 <DemonsRun> You're a dickhead.
05:00 <Saemon> alright then
05:00 <DemonsRun> Nuff said
05:00 <Saemon> wth wats with the abuse?
05:00 <Liinda> So... 
05:00 <Liinda> yup, all i did was buy a gluten free muesli breakfast box thingy.. i added chopped dates, coconut, corn flakes, chopped dark chocolate, honey butter sugar, vanilla essence, then BAM, bake it then chill it
05:05 <stebie> couleurs did you not like the goal
05:20 <couleurs> wrong side scored
05:23 <couleurs> thank u
05:24 <Bastardly_One> that was really ... a strange half
05:36 <Bastardly_One> indeed
05:43 <couleurs> ba is shit
05:43 <stebie> time for shower
05:51 <couleurs> always scores dumb goles
05:59 <Bastardly_One> this is not going to be pretty
06:00 <Saemon> jesus h christ
06:00 <Saemon> the hatred in here 
06:00 <Liinda> i love everyone in here
06:00 <Liinda> except for....
06:00 <Bastardly_One> [00:06] -NickOP- Registered  : Mon Nov 18 10:23:29 2013 GMT
06:00 <Saemon> what is this, korriban?
06:00 <NightOwl1> nice weather we're having
06:00 <Bastardly_One> to be exact
06:00 <beehhh> try look your left and right at the traffic light you may find all foriegn faces
06:00 <Saemon> (korriban is the sith homeworld)
06:00 <Excessive> I lurve yew too Liinda sunshiiiiiine
06:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hi NightOwl ... 
06:00 <NightOwl1> BeeWon.
06:01 <couleurs> always lucky
06:39 Quit: faux ([email protected]) Quit: ok
06:45 Join: Liinda ([email protected]) to #melbourne
07:00 <Liinda> lol awahhh Excessive xx
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I've shit to do or I'd be harrassing tahnii 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw ya in there *lol*
07:00 <DemonsRun> Shit Bastardly_One 
07:00 <DemonsRun> Didn't realise it was that long ago
07:00 <DemonsRun> lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> what
07:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooh
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's been a while
07:00 <NightOwl1> Yes contributing about as much to the conversation as I am here LOL
07:00 <Saemon> get with it gramps
07:09 <couleurs> crying
07:30 * Liinda hands couleurs a tissue
07:39 <couleurs> atchoo
07:48 <Liinda> bless you
07:53 <couleurs> hi Liinda
08:00 <Liinda> hai couleurs
08:00 <DemonsRun> Hmm
08:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck time flies
08:00 <beehhh> Mr mcgaviver can I put tinted wrap on my room windows?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
08:00 <Shadowgate> beehhh kills people of laughter
08:00 <Bastardly_One> it might of just started over there 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a Betty Page movie on SBS
08:07 <Fez> Fark
08:09 <Bastardly_One> why are you on so late and hi
08:14 <Liinda> Hi fezzlesness
08:27 <Liinda> oh hi Bastardly_One... i was making my own muesli bars
08:35 <Bastardly_One> oh nice
08:35 <Fez> Heya liindizzle
09:00 <Shadowgate> i have known beeehhh to kill peoppe  of laughter in mirc
09:00 <Shadowgate> we have the body bags
09:00 <Shadowgate> he types at 12am at night
09:00 <Shadowgate> it kills people of laughter im sorry
09:00 <doctor> beehhh is great material. I hope to know him for the rest of my days
09:00 <Shadowgate> he types at 12am into an irc room who wouldnt that kill of laughter
09:00 <Excessive> Shadowgate, gatin everythin but ur shadow
09:00 <NightOwl1> A movie with Betty Page, or the movie about Betty Page.. I stumbled across that a while ago.. knew next to nothing about her but it was quite good
09:00 <doctor> Shadowgate are you being sarcastic?
09:02 <Liinda> yeah first time i have attempted these ones. think i may have slightly browned them alittle too much
09:09 <Liinda> thankfully not burnt tho
09:27 <Fez> Crunchy musli bars!
09:31 <Fez> Or not
09:45 <Liinda> fingers crossed. they're chilling in the fridge now.
09:57 <Liinda> will ave to cut them tomorrow and see
10:00 <Shadowgate> no doctor tnot at all
10:00 <Bastardly_One> NightOwl, about ... the Notorious Betty Page
10:00 <NightOwl1> yeh thats the one I saw
10:00 <Saemon> damn whose tried brumby's nutella hot cross buns?
10:00 <doctor> there's a time to laugh, and there's a time to cry. I've never seen you cry
10:00 <Saemon> thats some fucking good shit right there
10:07 <Liinda> i reckon thry will be chewy ones
10:10 <Liinda> *they
10:21 <Liinda> gluten freeeeeee
10:34 <Fez> What flava flav?
11:00 <beehhh> a few senior bodies came from gippsland tafe to award graduates
11:04 <Liinda> they have a useli mix with mixed berries...
11:10 <Liinda> *muesli
11:13 Join: Fennec_Fox ([email protected]) to #melbourne
11:18 <Fez> Aww yee
11:27 <Fez> Nice1
11:34 <Liinda> with vanilla and coconut
11:43 <Fez> Fancy
11:58 Part: Fennec_Fox ([email protected]) from #melbourne
12:00 <beehhh> earlier today at miri sarawak malaysia in out curtin campus
12:00 <Crip> 20 mins left - www.tunein.radioxenu.com
12:29 <Liinda> yeah it is but its so simple hehe
12:35 * FOBZTA is a coconut 
12:59 <Liinda> ruh oh
13:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iXBuFheN2o
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ALADINO - Brothers In The Space (Analogic Big Power Mix) - 1993 (Date not found) 5:41 - Category: Music - <div class="video-extras-sparkbars"> views - 48 likes (98%), 1 dislikes (2%)
13:00 <doctor> I'll have my stead one day beehhh, then I'll invite you over on a working visa. It won't be a glorious life, some will call you a slave, but at least you will be free
13:00 <beehhh> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t31.0-8/1909370_10202777808620215_6846595380779852047_o.jpg
13:00 <doctor> Then you'll adopt the burden of the free man, and we'll fight this war together
13:05 <Fez> Yea? Simple?
13:31 <Fez> Mix em up then cook eh?
14:00 <beehhh> thanks doctor thought i died
14:28 <Liinda> yup, all i did was buy a gluten free muesli breakfast box thingy.. i added chopped dates, coconut, corn flakes, chopped dark chocolate, honey butter sugar, vanilla essence, then BAM, bake it then chill it
14:34 Quit: iBiZa ([email protected]) EOF from client
15:00 Join: iBiZa ([email protected]) to #melbourne
15:00 <doctor> You're too good to be wasted in that cest pit where you live
15:09 <Fez> Oh cool
15:29 <Fez> I need to learn how to cook
15:37 <Liinda> yup. easier tha buying all those bits yourself
15:56 <Fez> Yea
16:00 <beehhh> http://www.forbes.com/australia-billionaires/
17:00 <beehhh> gina rinehart can help us Doodle
17:00 <beehhh> doctor
17:00 <doctor> gina will work for me. she'll live comfortably but not well
17:03 <Fez> I wanna learn how to make onion rings
17:08 <Fez> Or
17:35 <Fez> Learn how to theive from hjs n not get caught
17:41 <Liinda> lol
17:42 <Fez> :p
18:47 <Tolradi> Fez
18:56 <Tolradi> live in the dumpster behind hjs
19:06 <Fez> Oh yea
19:14 <Fez> Good idea
19:29 <Liinda> or gt a job there?
19:42 <Fez> I thought u were gunba say somthing silly then
20:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnC2JR-AwSc
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Datura - Devotion (Karma Marga) (May 17, 2011) 5:43 - Category: Music - 8,729 views - 48 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
20:00 <beehhh> my attention now gone to darwin nice climate n no problems of water
20:08 <Fez> Im too old to work there
20:56 <Fez> Im not 18 like u are liinda
21:00 <beehhh> greens sending flours to the politicians
21:20 <Liinda> lol im not 18
21:28 <Liinda> almost double :/
21:34 <Fez> Lies
21:37 <Loof> double trouble
21:59 <Fez> Doubles means troubles
22:00 <Excessive> if beehhh only knew abt REAL politics
22:00 <doctor> It's a wasteland, it doesn't have the money of the likes of Sydney or Melbourne to smother its barren tundra with colour
22:00 <stevenn> sup!
22:04 <Fez> Or similer
22:19 <Liinda> Bubbles means troubles
22:27 <Loof> in the bath
22:46 <Loof> boop
22:48 <Fez> Spa? Or farts?
22:57 <Fez> :
23:01 <Fez> :P
23:04 <Liinda> self spa lol
23:11 <Fez> Mmm yea
23:12 <Liinda> bllooooooooopppp
23:16 <Fez> Lol
23:28 <Tolradi> fez
23:32 <Tolradi> are you from brisbane too?
23:42 <Fez> No
23:44 <Tolradi> oh
23:51 <Fez> Are u?
23:53 <Tolradi> I was going to guide you to a good HJ's to scab from
24:10 <Fez> Where is it
24:28 <Saemon> hey Liinda
24:35 <Saemon> sup
24:47 <Tolradi> fez in annerley
24:50 <Tolradi> Saemon hi
24:50 <Liinda> heys Saemon not much, hows u
24:55 <Fez> Oh there
24:58 <Saemon> hi Tolradi
25:00 <Excessive> "a king's glory is his strong city ......... so incline ur ears to my law, for by me kings rule and years may be added to ur life, lest u stray away, I will come upon u and then I will not repent when ur darkness comes because u did not search me"
25:00 <doctor> sounds biblical
25:04 <Fez> Why is it good
25:05 <Tolradi> how are y ou?
25:21 <Saemon> im ok thanks, abit hungry if i may say so myself
25:26 <Saemon> considering maccas
25:30 <Tolradi> should get some grub
25:30 <Q{{> clam hunting: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBxERHMUwrA#t=90
25:31 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Monster Clams (Apr 27, 2011) 8:14 - Category: Howto and Style - 2,752,068 views - 10,344 likes (96.5%), 380 dislikes (3.5%)
25:36 <Fez> Get onion rings
25:38 <Q{{> go clam hunting Saemon
25:44 <Liinda> ohhhh make something instead of maccas!!
25:45 <Saemon> yeah thinkin about a large double quaterter pounder meal
25:47 <Fez> Then give them to me
25:58 <Saemon> ive got nothing to make lol
26:06 <Saemon> havent been grocery shopping
26:12 <Fez> Liinda wants to make me onion rings
26:16 <Liinda> lol
26:25 <Fez> Ill let her ;)
27:00 <couleurs> Liinda is my irc gf hands off every one thank u
27:00 <doctor> rather die a horrid death then abiding the laws of a sterile prophet
27:05 <Loof> i had home made hamburgers with pinapple, beetroot, eggs, tomatos, onions
27:15 <Loof> i must admit they were better than maccas
27:28 <Loof> i love maccas though
27:35 * BaD_BoY_69 slaps Liinda around a bit with a large trout
27:42 <Fez> Its not hard to be better than maccas
27:47 <Loof> agreed
27:55 <Liinda> anything is better than maccas
28:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nzr9zBIiAP4
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: HYPER SPACE - Natural System (Feb 1, 2012) 6:32 - Category: Music - 1,962 views - 15 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
28:09 <Serenity> Pineapple has no plac e on a burger
28:13 <Serenity> the rest
28:13 <Serenity> yum
28:28 <Fez> Egg does
28:31 <BaD_BoY_69> Liinda u need to stay away from maccas ur 270 kilos
28:33 <BaD_BoY_69> lol
28:34 <Loof> fish n chip shop burgers with the lot here have pineapple
28:36 <Saemon> thats wat ive always been saying sezza
28:39 <Fez> And bacon
28:44 <Saemon> pineapple has no place in savoury food period.
28:47 <Saemon> like pizza
28:50 <Fez> Which yhere was a lack off
28:54 <Fez> There
28:56 <Serenity> bacon egg and beetroot are a must
28:57 <Saemon> haiwain with pinapple urh
29:00 <Liinda> i like pineapple
29:00 <Excessive> sounds like u have some catchin up to do then doctor
29:00 <Liinda> okies I need to go to bed. Goodnight all xxxx
29:00 <Excessive> niiiiiiiiiiiite
29:04 <Saemon> i always take the pineapple out
29:05 <Loof> i love hawaiin
29:10 <Fez> And cheese
29:15 <Serenity> i like pineapple on pizza
29:15 <Loof> and capricossa
29:17 <Saemon> u chewing on something savoury and then all of a sudden it the sour pinapple
29:20 <Saemon> #barf
29:22 <Fez> And a burger patty
29:25 <Serenity> pineapple isnt sour..
29:27 <Fez> Or sreak
29:29 <Liinda> pineapple isnt sour
29:31 <Loof> i wanna make home made pizza
29:33 <Liinda> lol
29:34 <Saemon> to me they are
29:49 <Liinda> ahhh some can be
29:50 <Saemon> not as sour as a lemon of course
29:58 <Saemon> but tangy enough
30:00 <Liinda> noghts Excessive xx
30:00 <doctor> catching up to what?
30:00 <Liinda> *nights
30:17 <Liinda> yeh i know what u mean.. more tart
30:18 <Fez> Lettuce
30:19 <Saemon> also if i eat too much of it, the roof top of my mouth begins to itch
30:22 <Fez> Fuck
30:25 <Saemon> hate that feeling
30:29 <Fez> Now i want lettuce
30:51 <Loof> are mcdonalds allowed to say their patties dont use processed meat if they do?
31:00 <doctor> If you can't be a shining example Excessive, at least be a terrible warning
31:00 <Excessive> beehhh was right ......... it's a quote from the bible .......... and if u haven't read it yet ......... then it's an accound of true events in history ........... no false prophets
31:00 <Excessive> account*
31:08 <Fez> No
31:21 <Liinda> might be allowed depending if its a percentage of non processed
31:32 <Liinda> they always manage to just meet requiremements
31:39 <Liinda> *requirements
31:40 <Fez> Yea true
31:44 <Saemon> the fair consumption and trade commission would be all over them with lawsuits and fines if they did do that
31:57 <Fez> Liindas a food expert
32:04 <Liinda> lol not really
32:24 <Liinda> anyways i need to get to sleepies.
32:29 <Liinda> goodnight lovelies
32:37 <Fez> Nin liimdizzle
32:41 <Fez> M?
32:48 <Saemon> with big companies like maccas, the govt is always lookin at them under a microscope for an opportunity to fine them with watever breach they could
33:03 <Saemon> cuz multi-billion companies like that are a gold mine for revenue raising
33:16 <Liinda> lol
33:24 <Saemon> and most of the time, they have money to just pay up, its easier
33:56 <Loof> if maccas wasn't good food it wouldn't be so popular imo
34:00 <Loof> :P
34:09 <Fez> I wonder how many apples maccas sell per month
34:12 <Saemon> it certainly tastes goof
34:15 <Saemon> good*
34:18 <Loof> yeah man
34:21 <Loof> it's awesome
34:34 <Fez> Its too bland
34:45 <Loof> it's hipster to bag maccas though
34:49 <Loof> so ppl do it
34:51 <Saemon> yeah
34:53 <Fez> Oh yea
35:00 <beehhh> good to be churned and connected
35:01 <Saemon> ive eaten maccas as young as i could remember
35:07 <Fez> Hjs is the shit
35:24 <Fez> They have onion rings
35:24 <Liinda> night couleurs, fezzles, Serenity, saemon, loofness and everybody else
35:26 <Saemon> ive got like a entire box full of happy meal toys of the 90s
35:28 Quit: Liinda ([email protected]) Quit: Bubbles means troubles...
35:31 <Fez> Best side ever
35:48 <Saemon> fez hjs burgers are crap though
35:52 <Saemon> way too wet and soggy
35:59 <Fez> Pff
36:07 <Saemon> the buns fall apart and then everything else in your hands
36:15 <Fez> They must spit on yours then
36:21 <Saemon> its always been like that
36:23 <Loof> i have a maccas like less than 50 metres away :)
36:29 <Fez> Not my burgers
36:36 <Loof> bacon double cheeseburgers ftw!
36:37 <Saemon> every hj i go to everyone i know who has eaten them
36:42 <Saemon> has said the same thing
36:48 <Fez> Ok
36:53 <Fez> Not for me
36:55 <Saemon> the tomtato in the whooper burger is the main culprit
36:56 <Fez> So..
37:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nzr9zBIiAP4
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: HYPER SPACE - Natural System (Feb 1, 2012) 6:32 - Category: Music - 1,963 views - 15 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
37:00 <beehhh> my sis sponsored my mum for a months holiday in melbourne
37:00 <Excessive> ooops
37:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYB23bQEmLE
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Southend with Nik Fish - The Winner Is... (Sep 26, 2010) 3:20 - Category: Music - 5,229 views - 30 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
37:00 <beehhh> she imported her husband too
37:01 <Fez> Not everyone
37:08 <Saemon> that peice of tomato has like 50% water in it
37:15 <Fez> I fuck that off..
37:20 Quit: slower ([email protected]) Quit:
37:25 <Saemon> u grab the burger, that squeezes the tomato inside
37:26 <Serenity> our hjs makes awesome burgers
37:29 <Saemon> and the buns get soaked
37:31 Quit: Mr_Me ([email protected]) Quit:
37:32 <Saemon> and then falls apart
37:38 <Saemon> fucken shit house
37:38 <Fez> I dont
37:43 <Serenity> hj's > maccas
37:45 <Fez> Its great
38:06 <Saemon> handjobs are better than maccas, yes
38:10 <Saemon> but not hungry jacks.
38:43 <Fez> Each to there own
38:51 <Serenity> nono
38:54 <Serenity> not each to their own
39:06 <Serenity> hungry jacks is better, anyone who doesnt agree is an idiot
39:08 * Serenity nods
39:08 Join: firefly ([email protected]) to #melbourne
39:17 <Fez> Im with sez
39:31 <Serenity> sez n fez
39:36 <Fez> Yee
39:43 <Saemon> can i be saez?
39:48 <Serenity> no
39:53 * Fez gives sez an onion ring ring
40:08 * Saemon spits on the ground
40:20 <Saemon> onion rings are gross
40:27 Quit: xm ([email protected]) Changing hosts
40:27 Join: xm ([email protected]) to #melbourne
40:28 <Fez> Fuck no
40:28 * Serenity squeals with joy
40:31 <Serenity> they are not
40:34 <Fez> Best side ever
40:36 <Serenity> they are fucken delicious
40:36 <Saemon> all it is are just deep fried junk
40:38 <Fez> EVER
40:45 <Serenity> chuck em in your burger
40:46 <Fez> BEST
40:52 <Fez> SIDE
40:53 Part: firefly ([email protected]) from #melbourne
41:11 <Fez> Got my point yet?
41:31 <Saemon> happt meals from maccas got better toys than hjs though
41:38 Quit: Tolradi ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
41:50 <Saemon> and hj coke taste like home brand coke
41:55 <Fez> Who goes for the toys?
42:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgDXP7m6C1o
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: U.S.U.R.A.- Sweat (1993) (Aug 10, 2010) 5:22 - Category: Music - 162,284 views - 247 likes (96.5%), 9 dislikes (3.5%)
42:40 <Fez> Oh
42:45 <Fez> Seamon does
42:51 <Fez> Cool man
43:25 * Saemon shoves Fez
43:34 <Fez> Meanie
44:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKQ6nINAeq8
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GO KINDERGARTEN (feat. ROBYN and SEAN COMBS and PAUL RUDD) (Jun 11, 2013) 3:00 - Category: Comedy - 11,304,300 views - 86,779 likes (94.2%), 5,308 dislikes (5.8%)
44:00 <Saemon> godddd
44:00 <Saemon> so quiet
44:37 <Fez> I like how hjs has lettuce n mayo
44:47 <Fez> Not this muatard shit
44:51 <Fez> Mustard
45:00 <beehhh> http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/20500000/Eduard-Delacroix-the-green-mile-20526588-1920-1080.jpg
45:52 <Loof> mcfeast > whopper
46:33 <Loof> zinger tower burger > mcfeast
46:45 <Fez> Fuck yea
46:47 <Fez> Zinger
47:11 <Fez> They need proper bacon though
47:11 <Loof> yum
48:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hhsgDnTYW8
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Datura - Eternity 1993 (Jan 26, 2010) 5:07 - Category: Music - 555,797 views - 1,710 likes (98.5%), 26 dislikes (1.5%)
48:05 <Saemon> hell towar burger
48:10 <Saemon> hash brown in it
48:12 <Saemon> luv it
48:17 <Loof> yep :)
48:19 <Loof> they awesome
48:31 <Maurice> Now I want a whopper
48:32 <Saemon> i just have two yesterday
48:34 <Fez> I remember when hjs had the quad stacker
48:36 <Saemon> had&
48:36 <Fez> Mmmm
48:56 <Serenity> maccas cheeseburgers are better than hjs
49:00 Quit: Excessive ([email protected]) Quit: I don't know why you'd be insisting that I shall play the devil! Do you have no love in your heart?
49:07 <Saemon> maccas cheese that they use
49:09 <Maurice> HJs ones are good for hangovers
49:12 <Maurice> With nazi soda
49:13 <Saemon> tastes better than hj cheese
49:17 <Serenity> no way
49:20 <Serenity> whopper cheese mm
49:26 <Maurice> Uh der
49:30 <Maurice> The cheeseburger is for the drive home
49:36 <Loof> i'd love to work at maccas again
49:38 <Maurice> Thats my stoner self talking..
49:45 <Saemon> grand angus burger used to be pretty good when it first came out
49:59 <Saemon> but now the maccas that i go to makes them different
50:00 <beehhh> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t31.0-8/1966045_10151997121143008_802599670_o.jpg
50:00 <beehhh> somewhere in perth
50:01 Join: nerdygirl ([email protected]) to #melbourne
50:08 <Saemon> they dont use swiss cheese anymore either
50:56 <Saemon> i want to try out those crazy burgers at places like hog breath cafe
51:00 <beehhh> too many asians but doctor way too many
51:09 <Saemon> ones with names like 'the heartstopper'
51:10 <Saemon> lol
51:19 <Serenity> Maurice the wagyu burger from OBJ
51:20 <Serenity> mmm
51:31 <Maurice> I've never had a burger from there
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51:44 <Maurice> I used to get chicken parmas now I'm all about the steak kilpatrick
52:00 <beehhh> http://www.yaf.org/uploadedImages/Blogs/UAF%20cold.jpg
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52:25 <Saemon> that reminds me of subway
52:36 <Serenity> omg get the freaking burger
52:45 <Serenity> its so massive one half is like one burger
53:13 <Saemon> its not really healthy anyway all that shit still got loads of mayo cheese etc still alot fo fat, carbs n kilojoules of calories
53:16 <Serenity> i cut it in 3rds and i usually have like a whole third and a half a third
53:20 <Saemon> may as well just get maccas or hjs
53:21 <Serenity> then take the rest home
54:21 <Saemon> ive got an idea
54:36 <Saemon> nacho inspired flavoured pizza
54:39 <Saemon> :D
55:05 <Fez> Do they got pizza burgers?
55:22 <Saemon> pizza with nacho chunky dipping sauce, ham, cheese, corn chips, and sour cream
55:23 <Serenity> at my high school you used to be able to buy from the canteen
55:25 <Fez> Like they got burger pizzas now..
55:40 <Saemon> burger pizzas?
55:42 <Serenity> a buttered bread roll with a round single serve pizza inside
55:45 <Saemon> hows that work?
55:53 <Saemon> lol ic
55:58 <Saemon> thats shit
56:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAbI32b02cM
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: General Base - Base Of Love (part 1) (Jan 8, 2012) 5:10 - Category: Music - 2,210 views - 6 likes (85.7%), 1 dislikes (14.3%)
56:04 <Saemon> pizza pies
56:06 <Serenity> it was fkn delicious
56:08 <Saemon> those were good
56:12 <Saemon> calzones
56:13 <Fez> U not seen the cheesburger crust pizza
56:47 <Loof> u cunts have given me the fucken munchies
56:59 <Loof> wish i had doritos
57:10 <Saemon> at my canteen all there was were balfours n villis pies, sausage rolls, pasties,
57:14 <Fez> I got some
57:23 <Saemon> and that was it
57:23 <Fez> But cheep aldi brand
57:26 <Saemon> fucken lame as
57:27 <Maurice> Serenity, does it have tomato, lettuce and onion in it?
57:35 <Loof> ew those aldi ones are putrid
57:40 <Loof> no flavor
57:49 <Fez> Nah there the same lol
57:54 <Serenity> its got some kind of chutney
57:55 <Loof> lol yeah right
57:57 <Serenity> lettuce and cheese
57:58 <Serenity> onion
58:05 <Maurice> Ok minue the lettuce and onion
58:09 <Maurice> Might give it a go
58:13 <Maurice> Minus*
58:56 <Serenity> i have a photo somewhere hang on
59:22 <Fez> Phood fotos rule
00:00 <Excessive> "and should they be comin askin of ur whereabouts ............. I will tell them that I never knew u"
00:27 <Serenity> https://scontent-a-hkg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/l/t1.0-9/p417x417/1601254_10201270075745030_549953247_n.jpg
00:57 <Fez> Onion rings!!
01:04 <Serenity> amazing onion rings
01:05 <Fez> Prolly callamari
01:13 <Fez> Rings
01:20 <Excessive> that plate is shaped somewat like the ol windows logo
01:38 <Fez> Lol
02:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/p417x417/228467_10151186202700844_1904932782_n.jpg
02:03 <Maurice> Ok Serenity, bring me two
02:18 <Saemon> ugh at the first one
02:19 <Serenity> haha
02:22 <Serenity> i could go one right now
02:24 <Maurice> I like their new plates
02:28 <Saemon> how long u gotta jog to burn that all off?
02:35 <Maurice> Says you
02:39 <Serenity> saemon ive seen the shit you eat
02:40 <Maurice> With your heart attack photo
02:43 <Maurice> Plus you can't even jog.
02:44 <Serenity> that thing is a healthy snack compared
02:49 <Saemon> nah im just asking about you when u eat it
03:00 <Saemon> i have no qualms eating it myself i know im a fatcunt
03:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAvVDGWfqc8
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fits Of Gloom - To Love ( Club Mix ) (Feb 9, 2009) 4:45 - Category: People and Blogs - 10,507 views - 34 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
03:16 <Serenity> so dont come with the false outrage
03:17 <Maurice> I don't jog, I barely do a brisk walk
03:22 <Serenity> cause we know its false
04:08 <Saemon> i know your not fat so im just asking what intense cardio exercise do u do to burn it off
04:18 <Saemon> or are u one of the lucky ones with natural high metabolism?
04:28 <Maurice> I do none of them
04:35 <Maurice> And I don't have a high metab
04:38 <Serenity> the difference is. im not you and i dontr eat this shit every day
04:42 <Serenity> ive had that burger once. in 27 years
04:43 <Saemon> ic
04:47 <Serenity> im not worried about burning it off
05:01 <Maurice> I've had that steak too many times to count
05:05 <Maurice> But it's usually every 5 weeks
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05:18 <Sponge> http://youtu.be/mGrqH-PVwZA?t=1m18s
05:20 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Girls check out guys crotch bulge on train 2 (Apr 26, 2014) 8:48 - Category: People and Blogs - 1,878 views - 36 likes (92.3%), 3 dislikes (7.7%)
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05:43 <Q{{> yeh what perverts
05:51 <Excessive> I normally eat watever, though not that much takeout ........ n I've been like around the 75kg mark since like 18 or so
05:54 <Q{{> my sympathy to that dude
05:58 <Excessive> that'd be 20 yrs now
06:06 <Maurice> I'm sitting at a healthy 105
06:25 <Saemon> u know your fat when a family sized lasagne is snacked sized for you
06:31 <Saemon> hehe thats me
06:38 <Serenity> spew
06:54 <Serenity> i bet you dont even make your own lasagna you last fuck
07:07 <Maurice> I like my lasagne without the mince
07:09 <Saemon> err no i dont know how to make it
07:13 <Maurice> ...
07:14 <Saemon> i just buy the woolies one
07:16 <Maurice> Yeah coz it's so hard
07:33 <Saemon> i put on my own extra cheese though before i bake it
07:37 <Serenity> .......
07:43 <Excessive> wat u can't look up some recepe n follow on with the instructions?
07:53 <Saemon> i could but i dont have the time
08:11 <Saemon> id rather just buy a alreacy made lasagne and just chuck it into the oven
08:25 <Saemon> im not intrested in being iron chef thank you very much.
08:33 <Serenity> dont have the time...
08:34 <Serenity> what
08:55 <Saemon> i mean like
09:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCzrSGaXIek
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Glam - hells party (Nov 18, 2009) 6:36 - Category: Music - 2,606 views - 3 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
09:07 <Maurice> What
09:08 <Saemon> i dont want to waste time cooking it
09:13 <Maurice> What else do you do thats so time consuming
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09:21 <Saemon> when i could use the time doing something else
09:23 <Maurice> Piss in a jug?
09:27 <Maurice> Shit on the carpet?
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09:32 <Excessive> watchin wrestling?
09:41 <Maurice> Being a cockknob on IRC?
09:44 <Serenity> home made las is the best thing in the entire world
10:02 <Saemon> <@Maurice> I'm sitting at a healthy 105
10:07 <Maurice> And?
10:09 <Saemon> so your 105 kg?
10:12 <Maurice> Yes
10:15 <Maurice> I'm also 6foot
10:18 <Saemon> how tall are tou?
10:21 <Saemon> ah ic
10:40 <Maurice> Oh I get it, because I said you have nothing else to do, you try to call me fat
10:42 <Maurice> Makes sense
10:57 <Saemon> nah i was just curious, coz i thought u were shorter
11:09 <Maurice> Bullshit, if you were curious you would have asked when I said it
11:10 <Saemon> it must be sez then
11:24 <Serenity> are you calling me fat
11:24 <Saemon> cuz one if yous said you's were 5 ft something
11:33 <[Maverick]> Saemon... have you ever tried toasting some toast in the shower...
11:34 <Saemon> nah im just asking about your height
11:44 <Serenity> you may call me Serenity
11:44 <[Maverick]> if not..
11:47 <[Maverick]> go fucking try it now.
11:49 <Serenity> or Mrs B
11:53 <Maurice> Make sure the clipsal is turned off
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12:12 <Maurice> Fuck you, [Maverick], now I want toast
12:15 <Maurice> This is getting worse
12:16 <[Maverick]> ::D
12:21 <Maurice> OMG
12:24 <Maurice> DID YOU JUST CALL ME 4 EYES
12:31 <Maurice> I resemble that remark
12:35 * [Maverick] runs off
12:53 <Serenity> lol
13:06 <Excessive> loven teh nerdy chix
13:13 <Excessive> :D
13:20 <Serenity> o)
13:22 * Maurice models several pairs of eyewear
13:23 <Serenity> im leela
13:25 <Maurice> Lol
13:45 <Saemon> the hot secretary/librarian look
13:56 <Saemon> lol u know those chicks are crazy wild in bed :P
14:00 <Excessive> I'm meant to be wearin glasses since like a kid .......... but I don't
14:11 <Excessive> like wearin em 24/7
14:21 <Maurice> Thats me
14:21 <Saemon> do u wear contacts instead?
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14:23 <Maurice> 24/7
14:27 <Excessive> nah
14:28 <Maurice> Well no, it's not, I don't sleep in them
14:32 <Maurice> So 19/7
14:33 <Saemon> how do u see then?
14:44 <Saemon> did u get laser eye surgery to fix your eyes?
14:50 * Maurice sighs
14:51 <Excessive> like I can't see someone's number plate if it was like 10 mtrs away
15:01 <Saemon> the fuck
15:03 <Maurice> You can survive without glasses, shit is just blurry
15:04 <Excessive> but I do pass the RTA test though
15:05 <Excessive> just
15:09 <Sponge> what if laserering your eyes causes cancer
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15:10 <Saemon> thats no way to live n enjoy life Excessive
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15:18 <Sponge> you just don't know that shit
15:18 <Saemon> why spend life with blurry vision?
15:31 <Saemon> just wear sum freaken glasses or contacts
15:32 <Maurice> Why spend it with no legs?
15:35 <Saemon> or get surgery
15:38 <Maurice> Just die
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16:01 <Excessive> I don't have blurry vision
16:05 <Loof> he cant
16:07 <Maurice> I'm short sighted, even my tv is blurry without my glasses
16:12 <Excessive> I jus can't see from afar that well
16:13 <Loof> he's being watched
16:15 <Loof> by the cia
16:26 <Saemon> vision is the most important of our senses imo
16:31 <Saemon> its our window to the world
16:50 <[Maverick]> Serenity is a librarian and a hot secretary
16:51 <Excessive> like they fcked with my eyes when I was a kid
16:54 <Excessive> back at home
16:55 <Excessive> etc
17:00 <Saemon> hearing, smelling comes 2nd
17:11 <Excessive> so now my right is weaker than the left
17:18 <Maurice> I heard Serenity can't read
17:23 <Maurice> She uses braille
17:27 <Maurice> Touch is everything
17:27 <Saemon> wat happned Excessive?
17:32 <[Maverick]> of course..
17:33 <Sponge> i'm sorry to hear that Excessive
17:41 <Loof> Excessive bullshit
17:49 <Saemon> wat did they do to your eyes as a kid?
17:53 <Sponge> you should have been one of those kids that got picked on in school for wearing the eye patch
17:55 <[Maverick]> did you know the little bumps around the nipple are braille for lick here
17:55 <Saemon> and whom did it?
18:02 <Maurice> Yeah Excessive, thats short sighted..
18:02 <Sponge> maybe you were. and that's why you're here today
18:10 <Maurice> I DID know that, [Maverick]
18:18 <Sponge> kids can be really cruel
18:19 <[Maverick]> :D
18:25 <Sponge> sometimes it turns you into an irc hermit
18:27 <Saemon> sif get picked on for wearing an eyepatch
18:31 <Saemon> you'd look fucken badass
18:39 <Excessive> ummm apparently it was initially a ......... wat is it? ......... lazy eye or someshit? ........ and ye the oldies took me to the optos n since then ....... ye
18:40 <Serenity> i would go for some nipple licking
18:42 <Sponge> no it's like a bandaid for the eye
18:47 <Sponge> it''s not like a pirate
18:58 <Saemon> Excessive dont lie
19:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEuOIEvp4Ow
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jaydee - Plastic Dreams (Original Version) 1993 (Jun 30, 2011) 10:14 - Category: People and Blogs - 26,945 views - 203 likes (98.5%), 3 dislikes (1.5%)
19:08 <[Maverick]> get em out sezz
19:08 <Saemon> we all know u fucked up your eyes cuz u got cum in them
19:14 <Maurice> My nipples are sore for some reason
19:18 <Loof> lol Saemon
19:21 <Serenity> because Maurice
19:21 <Saemon> lol
19:22 <Serenity> we're due
19:26 <Serenity> mine are fucking agony
19:27 <[Maverick]> Maurice: due
19:33 <Maurice> But they don't normally hurt!
19:50 * [Maverick] puts a mark in his calender
19:53 <Saemon> period pains?
19:59 <Serenity> god.
20:03 <Loof> period strains
20:03 <Maurice> Either thats changed, I'm pregnant or it's leftover Cam effects
20:08 <Loof> stains*
20:15 <[Maverick]> well I did look at you Maurice
20:19 <Maurice> DAMN YOU
20:22 <Serenity> i had random marks on me the other day... lol
20:25 * Maurice throws herself down the stairs
20:27 <Excessive> but then again ........... was it really that they wanted to fix somethin (under communism) or rather wat Moskow wanted to see?
20:30 <[Maverick]> IT WASNT ME SERENITY
20:31 <[Maverick]> I HAVE BEEN HOME!
20:36 <Serenity> lolll
20:38 <Serenity> brb
20:47 * [Maverick] follows
21:55 <[Maverick]> I feel sorry for the US actually.. their tornado season is going to be crazy
21:58 <Loof> all i hate are these cumstains on my mouse
22:01 <Loof> i create them
22:09 <DemonsRun> Fucking Telstra.
23:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sghqcbykpE
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Honeysmack - Walk On Acid (Jul 31, 2011) 5:58 - Category: Music - 3,910 views - 30 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
24:04 <Maurice> They're assholes
24:39 * Loof strokes
25:15 <Shadowgate> DEmonsrun killed people of laughter
25:30 <[Maverick]> Telstra is fucked..
25:36 <DemonsRun> Tower is down I think
25:38 <DemonsRun> Well sorta
25:52 <DemonsRun> I have reception outside, but no home phone or net
26:07 <Serenity> lol 5 minute shower cause the booster isnt on and the water isnt hot
26:10 <Saemon> how u on here then if no net?
26:19 <DemonsRun> Out having a smoke
26:23 <Maurice> Come get in my shower ;)
26:27 <Maurice> Gas heat
26:29 <Loof> i couldn't even wash my anus in 5 mins
26:37 <Loof> forget about my penis
26:53 <Serenity> wtf is there to do.. soap yourself up.. make sure everything is washed brush your teeth and get out
27:01 <Serenity> dont have to stand around feeling yourself up for 15 mins
27:09 <Loof> just the external layer of crust on my balls takes 5 mins of soaking alone
27:18 <Serenity> loof come on
27:21 <Serenity> thats fucked
27:28 <Maurice> Rank
27:33 <Maurice> Like they see that much action
27:55 <Maurice> I washed my hair today but couldn't be fucked blow drying it, afro now
28:00 <BlackDevil> flood much
28:14 <Serenity> i washed my hair last night fucken boof city
28:14 <Excessive> I never "bolw" dry
28:18 <Excessive> blow*
28:23 <Serenity> and the humidity makes it worse
28:39 <Maurice> We should start a club
28:41 <Excessive> jus dry it with the towel, comb it and then it'll jus dry on its own
29:10 <Maurice> It did dry on it's own
29:12 <Maurice> Hence the afro
29:22 <Maurice> I have very thick hair
29:30 <Saemon> shower time is sort of like meditation time for me, i use it to eacapse and relax, de-stress and imagine im underneath a waterfall in the amazon
29:30 <Maurice> And thats just on my legs
30:07 <Excessive> I don't even have a hair dryer
31:01 <Excessive> and like I shampoo it mabbe once a week and when I do, then it's all over the place once it dries
31:02 <Loof> i lost a piece of soap up my ass the other day
31:05 <Maurice> You're male
31:07 <Loof> will i die?
31:16 <Maurice> Hopefully
31:33 <Saemon> its def not safe loof
31:36 <Loof> damn
31:44 <Saemon> the anus absorbs chemicals easily
31:48 <Serenity> yeah i dont like to waste water
31:56 <Serenity> and im not a filthy cunt that needs to bathe for 3 days
31:56 <Saemon> thats why some meds come as suppositories
32:00 <Excessive> no other entertainment atm BlackDevil, soz
32:05 <Saemon> to be inserted up the rectum
32:06 <Excessive> I use all the hot water every mornin
32:13 <Maurice> Mine never runs out
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32:20 <Excessive> but then it's only a 50lt water heater here
32:23 <Serenity> fuck i miss gas so much
32:31 <Loof> can u get a sexy nurse to shove it up there if you have private?
32:36 <Loof> the meds?
32:43 <Saemon> lol i guess
32:46 <Loof> nice
32:54 <Q{{> eww Serenity likes to smell her own farts
33:00 <Excessive> Zade, add this to ur library ......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5BkZsXmJIQ
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Apotheosis - O Fortuna (Dec 1, 2010) 4:51 - Category: Music - 306,396 views - 1,776 likes (95.8%), 78 dislikes (4.2%)
33:07 <Loof> fuck i miss gays so much
33:17 <Loof> is what she meant
33:18 <Loof> :P
33:23 <Serenity> i hate you guys
33:27 <Excessive> correction ......... not mornin ......... when I get outtah bed and after I have a coffee n cig normally
33:29 <Maurice> I hate them too
33:50 <Q{{> u can smell my gas if u want
33:53 <Q{{> im generous
33:54 <DemonsRun> Service in bed woooooo!
34:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbv-LcdLY-Y
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Walking On The Moon - The Police (Nov 22, 2009) 5:13 - Category: Music - 2,293,833 views - 5,661 likes (98.8%), 67 dislikes (1.2%)
34:03 <Loof> ew
34:31 <Loof> "service"
34:41 <Loof> sounds kinky
35:00 <Zade> i use to like Obumbratta  by apotheosis
35:00 <Excessive> rite
36:00 <BlackDevil> Excessive http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/dma-1011.jpg
36:04 <DemonsRun> Could be
36:12 <Excessive> ye Saemon, ask fo full service b4 u pay .......... not after
36:15 <Excessive> :P
36:36 <Saemon> they never agree to it
36:42 <Saemon> already tried
36:51 <Excessive> offer em extra?
37:00 <Excessive> good, better, the best
37:07 <Saemon> still wont
37:11 <Saemon> its suss
37:39 <DemonsRun> ... Hookers?
37:45 <Saemon> yea
37:48 <Saemon> escorts
38:00 <beehhh> asian breeds faster than any known species
38:12 <DemonsRun> Is all you'll ever get.
38:21 <Saemon> i prefer private escorts cuz of the anonymity
38:28 <Saemon> brothels ppl can see u go
38:38 <Excessive> also, try n get onto cej, aka internet on here, he reckons he gets paid at the sperm bank ....... if u evah run outtah cash or watevah
38:47 <Saemon> i wouldnt want a relative or something to see me enter and leave a brothel
38:59 <DemonsRun> Pussy
39:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIXqmt0zw3Y
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: L . A . Style James Brown Is Dead ( Original Mix ) (Feb 15, 2010) 5:42 - Category: Music - 409,852 views - 1,825 likes (97.4%), 49 dislikes (2.6%)
39:05 <Loof> isn't free
39:06 <Loof> ever
40:08 <DemonsRun> Nope
40:10 <DemonsRun> Never
40:22 <Excessive> Loof would prolly love that ^ idea ........ he'd have mo cash fo watevah he's longin fo havin
41:29 <Saemon> atm im goin through a russin phase lol
41:50 <Saemon> i pay my hookers $20 extra to put on a russian accent
42:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bdb_1398518047
42:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Truck driver without hands busted by police (Date: Apr-25-2014, 2 hours ago) - Views: 625 - Played: 1753
42:00 <beehhh> http://s2.hubimg.com/u/1144269_f260.jpg
42:02 <Saemon> for the whole session
42:04 <Loof> i'm always russian to finish before the 15 mins
42:05 <Saemon> its so fucken hot
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42:45 <Excessive> gavarischtch parusky?
43:16 <DemonsRun> Serenity: Aren't you glad we're women? Lol
43:29 <Excessive> daaaaaaaaaa daaaaaaaaaaaa harasho harasho
44:06 <Saemon> sometimes hookers saddens me
44:18 <Loof> yeah when they dont let you beat them
44:20 <Loof> i get sad
44:21 <Saemon> i dont like seeing women having to resort to doing that with themselves
44:22 <Bastardly_One> you sadden me
44:23 <Q{{> why Saemon
44:29 <Bastardly_One> both of you
44:31 <Serenity> yes and no lol
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44:36 <Saemon> but its thir choice
44:40 <Saemon> they choose to do it
44:45 <Saemon> and im a horny bastard
45:08 <DemonsRun> Uni fees etc
45:12 <Saemon> but yeah its just not very pleasent seeing someone having to resort to selling their body for money
45:30 <Q{{> how many clients do hookers need per day
45:30 <Saemon> letting other ppl touching thier private parts
45:39 <Saemon> is nothing sacred anymore
45:48 <Saemon> complete strangers
46:00 <Excessive> I'll have to share that BlackDevil
46:01 <Loof> sometimes when the hooker tells me to have a shower beforehand, i purposely don't wash my penis
46:04 <Trail> their private parts...are not very private
46:40 <Q{{> i bet Saemon wishes women would pay to touch his penis
46:59 <[Maverick]> I am quite blessed.. not having to go to a knock shop
47:00 <beehhh> BlackDevil is alaska good
47:48 <Loof> no matter how hot ur missus is though, there's always a hotter hooker out there somewhere
47:53 <Loof> keep that in mind :P
48:04 <Q{{> good point Loof
48:08 <Saemon> definately
48:12 <Serenity> you guys are disgusting
48:21 <Saemon> with your missus, u somtimes cant always choose what u really want
48:25 <Loof> yep
48:32 <Saemon> like u may want to marry that super hot chick
48:33 <Q{{> like what?
48:37 <Saemon> but she may not want you
48:49 <Saemon> so u have to settle for that fat chick at the food court
49:14 <Saemon> but with hooker, all u have to do is pay, and u can get the hottest supermodel material
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49:19 <Q{{> i learning voodoo to deal with that Saemon
49:26 <Excessive> the only gd thing abt payin bitches fo it is that u actually get to choose
49:31 <Serenity> yeah but people who arent desperate dont behave like that.. just lusting after and wanting to marry some random hot chick
49:34 <Saemon> bear in mind, these upper class elite escorts are like $1000/30 min
49:37 <Serenity> actual people arent like that
49:46 <Saemon> only celebs n the rich n famous could afford them
49:48 <Excessive> and when u're done ........... u walk out sometimes regrettin it
50:00 <Excessive> jus fo the lols ......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zYN-K6aesE
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Holy Noise - James Brown is Still Alive (Original Version) (Feb 1, 2010) 5:32 - Category: Music - 78,156 views - 260 likes (97.4%), 7 dislikes (2.6%)
50:00 <beehhh> bebra
50:01 <Maurice> LOL like you last 30 minutes
50:02 <Q{{> i can afford that Saemon
50:07 <Q{{> :)
50:12 <Bastardly_One> I'm just sitting here literally shaking my head
50:13 <Q{{> i should check them out
50:16 <Loof> no matter young ur wife is, there's younger hotter hookers with tighter vaginas and perkier tits
50:24 <Loof> imo
50:32 <Q{{> yeh need to shop around Loof
50:34 <Bastardly_One> and people wonder why I think most of my gender is fucked up
50:38 <Serenity> theres always someone hotter than someone else
50:48 <Serenity> its not relevant to anything other than proving how desperate people are
50:54 <Bastardly_One> the grass is always greener on the other sie
50:59 <Bastardly_One> *side
51:01 <[Maverick]> <Loof> no matter how hot ur missus is though, there's always a hotter hooker out there somewhere
51:05 Quit: Sponge ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
51:05 <[Maverick]> who gives a fuck...
51:15 <Maurice> Some of the hookers I've seen aren't that hot
51:19 <Trail> but at least you know..or shud know..who ur wife has been with... with a hooker ur just fuck #3905667
51:22 <[Maverick]> if youre going to be rooting hookers.. fuck knows why you are with your partners
51:34 <Loof> hookers gotta eat too
51:35 <Maurice> And fuck knows why some people are trying for another kid..
51:38 <Loof> my dick
51:44 <Saemon> <Excessive> and when u're done ........... u walk out sometimes regrettin it
51:47 <Saemon> oh hellz yeha
52:01 <Loof> Excessive with you i bet she regrets it a LOT more
52:03 <Saemon> all the time Excessive, even for someone seeing escorts as long and much as i have
52:05 <[Maverick]> WAIT...
52:07 <[Maverick]> no..
52:13 <[Maverick]> please tell me no..
52:14 <Saemon> i still always feel like ive wasted that money and want it back
52:17 <[Maverick]> Maurice..
52:17 <Maurice> I can't
52:18 <Saemon> after the session
52:30 <Maurice> Him and poontang want another
52:31 <Bastardly_One> Loof, you're a fine one to talk about sexual regrets
52:43 <Excessive> prolly not as much as u regrettin ur marriage Loof
52:43 <Loof> i like the hookers that let you smack em around a bit
52:53 <Excessive> some1 copy paste that to him
53:00 <BlackDevil> i dont know
53:00 <BlackDevil> is it
53:00 <beehhh> 731,449 (2012) Alaska, Population
53:12 <Serenity> just beat your wife up jake the muss style
53:16 <Q{{> i like ones that let me take 3D scans of them
53:17 <Serenity> gives it that authentic feel
53:19 <Loof> lol
53:21 <Bastardly_One> like the nazi wife lets you out of the house to see hookers even
53:31 <[Maverick]> I just dont get the whole.. needing to pay for sex
53:44 <Bastardly_One> yeah me either
53:55 <Bastardly_One> even thought i went out wth a hooker once
54:00 <beehhh> today i was norell's bitch sucked her off
54:00 <Excessive> k, finished teh bourbon now ........ that was like a gd 3 days worth of drinks fo me ........... movin on to sdome coffee
54:00 <Excessive> wat's wrong with this? "sucked her off"
54:02 <Bastardly_One> I never understood it
54:03 <Loof> paying isn't going out
54:06 <Q{{> [Maverick], what if she is super hot and she gives u 95% discount?
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54:10 <Loof> she wasn't ur gf
54:11 <[Maverick]> well can understand if Saemon has to.. cause no normal woman wants to be with a bloke that's only half the man he is meant to be
54:14 <[Maverick]> Q{{
54:15 <[Maverick]> no.
54:32 <Serenity> just remember ya'll
54:34 <Q{{> what if she strips and walk naked to let u see
54:41 <Q{{> u still say no?
54:44 <Serenity> honey boo boos mum is getting laid. and you are paying for sex
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54:55 <[Maverick]> GET OUT SEZZ
54:56 <[Maverick]> haha
54:59 <Serenity> lol
55:00 <beehhh> you might aswell browse thru the maccas bin
55:02 <DemonsRun> LOL
55:22 <[Maverick]> and yeah, no need to pay for sex here.
55:25 <Saemon> http://www.privategirls.com.au/melbourne_escorts.php
55:30 <[Maverick]> Saemon
55:31 <[Maverick]> no.
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55:34 <[Maverick]> just don't
55:36 <Saemon> plenty of hot hookers there
55:41 * [Maverick] shrugs
55:46 <Loof> why pay for sex, we have Lumeah, the resident cumdumpster?
56:00 <[Maverick]> no... that's Pieters cumdumpster..
56:02 <Q{{> what the heck, their faces are blurred
56:05 <Loof> lol
56:05 <Saemon> daaaaayem
56:06 <Serenity> shes the resident crunchie we decided
56:06 <Saemon> http://www.privategirls.com.au/estelle_and_chloe_melb.php
56:09 <[Maverick]> cause we all know how he likes kicking bins
56:10 <Saemon> im gona try them
56:10 <Serenity> hairy femo
56:36 <Saemon> 22 and 23 yr old chicks
56:54 <DemonsRun> Crunchie? Serenity
57:00 <Excessive> tha'd be Saemon after he'd spend all his cash on the escorts beehhh
57:03 <Saemon> omg 1 hour - 1500
57:05 <Q{{> i go half with u Saemon
57:24 <Saemon> lol Q{{ ok
57:39 <Q{{> i script the whole 1hr, minute by minute
57:41 <Saemon> but during the session there is to be no eye contact between us
57:43 <Q{{> to make it worth it
57:43 <Serenity> crunchy
57:44 <Serenity> Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
57:44 <Serenity> Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
57:47 <DemonsRun> It'll be 3000 for two guys you idiots
57:48 <Saemon> or it would feel weird
58:00 <Q{{> ok
58:05 <Q{{> we put on masks
58:21 <DemonsRun> Serenity: We've always used the term for dumbasses
58:26 <Serenity> lol
58:30 <[Maverick]> ahahah
58:35 <DemonsRun> Brown hair blonde on the inside
58:37 <Loof> imagine you paid for a really expensive hooker, and when she took off her undies you noticed skid marks
58:39 <Serenity> saemon is making me want to spew though so im going to bed
58:39 <Serenity> night
58:47 <[Maverick]> night
58:50 <Saemon> night
58:51 <DemonsRun> Night babes
59:00 <Excessive> orraite ............ movin on from house into some trance
59:00 <Excessive> trance is awse if u're on the rite stuff
59:01 <Q{{> night babe
59:05 Part: Trail ([email protected]) from #melbourne
59:08 <Q{{> sweet dreams
59:21 <Loof> sweaty dreams
59:35 <Saemon> wet dreams
59:56 <Q{{> dream of me babe
00:09 <Q{{> dream of Q{{ having his ways with u
00:20 <Loof> i think she's rather dream of rusty sardine tins shoved up her ass
00:24 <Saemon> think of me and this song when you sleep Serenity
00:24 <Saemon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNO9bZUQwSk
00:26 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Another Level - Freak Me [1998] (Apr 20, 2012) 5:02 - Category: Music - 25,848 views - 86 likes (96.6%), 3 dislikes (3.4%)
00:54 <Excessive> that 1500 ............ u could throw a fckn party with say mabbe 1000 and then if u "could" get any gd e's, u'd get some n give some out to watever hotties that'd be attendin
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Saemon
01:00 <beehhh> lets call it a night from my side brain tumors are hurting the peace
01:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSj4EOq9Ivk
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jam and Spoon - The Age Of Love [HD] (Dec 31, 2010) 6:53 - Category: Music - 10,244 views - 71 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
01:06 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
01:18 <Bastardly_One> Excessive, who cares?
01:46 <Saemon> Bastardly_One shhhhh go play your games
01:57 <Saemon> Excessive but with that parties
02:01 <DemonsRun> "E's"
02:07 <Saemon> theres no gurantee what hot chicks would attend
02:09 <Bastardly_One> no
02:18 <Saemon> and youve just spent a grand for nothin
02:56 <Excessive> it's be worth it more to have a party than spendin it in one hr
03:03 <Loof> sometimes you spend a grand and they dont even let you stick it in their ass
03:04 <Saemon> with a hot hooker, your payment is the gurantee that you are gona get her and her pussy
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03:42 <Excessive> mabbe u've never had any gd e's
04:00 <xm> hi Ana_Ng 
04:00 <Excessive> trivia girl is back
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04:06 <Saemon> $1000 on a party where sex is not guranteed, or an hour where you'd be gettin sex and nothin but sex for the entire hour?
04:13 <Saemon> i'd choose the hour.
04:41 <Loof> plus hookers in brothels are guaranteed std checks by law
04:47 <Loof> randoms sluts aren't
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04:50 <Saemon> ^^^
04:52 <Saemon> exactly
04:54 <Bastardly_One> takes you 59 mins to get it up though cripple
05:00 <xm> Which Austalian label released the song 'I killed Anna Woods' ?
05:04 <DemonsRun> Lol!
05:17 <Saemon> says the local grandpa
05:27 <Saemon> GTA 5 calls for u Bastardly_One skamp
05:27 <Bastardly_One> yes, says I
05:35 <Saemon> go play it
05:42 <Bastardly_One> who has no trouble NOR any complaints
05:44 <Bastardly_One> ever
05:50 <Saemon> Loof exactly, that hot chick at a bar
05:52 <Saemon> some random
05:56 <Saemon> u dont know what shes got
06:00 <Excessive> donno maaaaaan
06:00 <Ana_Ng> hi
06:00 <Excessive> nevah heard it/of it
06:04 <Loof> she's got aids that's what she's got
06:12 <Loof> and she wants to infect as many as possible
06:17 <Saemon> with brothels, in order to be employed at the first place, theyve gotta have a clean bill of health
06:19 <Bastardly_One> DemonsRun, time to derail the sleae train
06:25 <Bastardly_One> kgo!
06:26 <Saemon> thats part of ther CV requirement
06:36 <Bastardly_One> I'll help but I need a lead
06:49 <Excessive> oh wait ........... I forgot abt ur situation though Saemon, so ye the one hour deal would suit u better
07:00 <Excessive> though the break in that ^ track is spine shiverrrrring .............. if u're eeeeeein
07:10 <Bastardly_One> his situation is made up
07:30 <Bastardly_One> I truly believe he's some naive kid who lives at home
07:31 <Loof> sometimes three cocks in a porno just isn't enough
07:37 <Q{{> Saemon, i pay 5% if show live cam
07:37 <DemonsRun> Wut?
07:50 <Bastardly_One> and only gets online whe hi parents arent around
07:57 <Saemon> and u know what fellas?
08:00 <xm> oh it was called Fuck Anna Wood
08:00 <xm> listened to it again after all these years, pretty terrible
08:11 <Bastardly_One> DemonsRun, I'm sick of Saemon talking pretend stories about hookers
08:13 <Saemon> alot of those ramdon hot chicks in the nightclubs bars etc
08:14 <Bastardly_One> make it stop
08:21 <DemonsRun> No
08:22 <Saemon> are actually working girls themselves
08:26 <Saemon> on thier nights off
08:29 <DemonsRun> It's a phase
08:33 <Bastardly_One> cunt
08:46 <DemonsRun> Yup
08:51 <Q{{> how u know Saemon
08:53 <Bastardly_One> :)
08:55 <Bastardly_One> lol
09:06 <Loof> you never can tell Q{{
09:07 <Saemon> 4 of hookers ive seen told me
09:12 <Loof> that's the point
09:16 <Saemon> they like to go clubbing on weekends
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09:26 <Saemon> get picked up and have sex
09:30 <Bastardly_One> there are certain ... club hookers
09:35 <Saemon> they like it when its not 'work' for them
09:45 <Bastardly_One> but what they're doing is against the law
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09:54 <DemonsRun> Ffs
10:02 <Bastardly_One> to soliticise outside of a brothel is against the law
10:18 <Q{{> DemonsRun, missed out a few saucy lines
10:20 <Saemon> wat r u, judge dredd now?
10:28 <Bastardly_One> strangely going out with one didn' other me as much as I thought it would
10:34 <Bastardly_One> no fuckhead
10:39 <Saemon> prostitution is the worlds oldest profession
10:45 <Loof> you had a gf once b1, we get it
10:48 <Saemon> its always exised
10:49 <Bastardly_One> having went out with one I know all he legalities on pros
10:51 <Saemon> existed
10:53 <Saemon> and always will
10:54 <Q{{> also high paid too
11:00 <Excessive> Bastardly_One
11:00 <Excessive> oi Bastardly_One stop gamin yah big kid
11:01 <Saemon> they make heaps
11:07 <DemonsRun> C+p Q{{
11:09 <Saemon> an attractive hooker
11:14 <Saemon> could see like 10 guys a night
11:16 <Bastardly_One> go have anoher Vape Loof
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11:20 <Q{{> whas C+p?
11:29 <Saemon> sessions are typically 200 bux for half an hour
11:34 <Saemon> 300 for one hour
11:37 <Q{{> i wonder how much women would pay for me
11:39 <Saemon> multiply that by 10
11:45 <Saemon> wats 300 x 10?
11:46 <Bastardly_One> yeah, well I can you what a $700 take home after the manager gets a cut is
11:55 <Bastardly_One> about 12 clients
11:55 <DemonsRun> Dw
12:00 <BlackDevil> what is the best way to poop
12:00 <Excessive> by partin yah bum cheeks I s'pose
12:02 <Bastardly_One> and 10 hours
12:10 <Loof> is one sore vag
12:14 <Saemon> they dont have managers with they are independent private working escorts
12:16 <Bastardly_One> yeah I reckon
12:27 <Bastardly_One> she was pretty exhausted that night
12:28 <Q{{> i might take that as my new hobby
12:31 <Saemon> only ones with managers are ones working with a agency
12:37 <Saemon> or street hookers with pimps
12:41 <Saemon> but thats cliche
12:48 <Saemon> and i dont see street hookers anyway
12:57 <Saemon> they're dodgey
12:57 <Excessive> k, l8ers
13:00 <Loof> Lumeah how much meth did pieter give you for a fuck slag?
13:07 <Q{{> how much do webcams ppl make?
13:09 Quit: DemonsRun ([email protected]) EOF from client
13:14 <Saemon> alot as well Q{{
13:19 <Bastardly_One> street hookers are everywhere ... they're just not as obvious now
13:21 <Saemon> websites like chaturbate
13:23 <Q{{> alot as in how much
13:29 <Q{{> they ever tell u Saemon
13:33 <Bastardly_One> take an area in melb called footscray
13:34 <Saemon> has revolutionised money making via webcam for normal ppl
13:42 <Bastardly_One> the hookers there just wear trackies
13:53 <Bastardly_One> and look like scum just hanging around the area
14:12 <Saemon> you'd be dumb to use the services of those types
14:20 <Saemon> as a client u gotta be smart about it
14:24 <Bastardly_One> St Kilda will always have your classic street hookers and a side street called Greives St
14:35 <Bastardly_One> and their woolies carpark where the trannies hang
14:53 <Bastardly_One> they're their own little turf
14:57 <Bastardly_One> pretty funny
15:01 <Saemon> ive only ever used a street hooker only once
15:04 <Saemon> once
15:09 <Saemon> and it wasnt even really for sex
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15:22 <Saemon> i was feelin naughty and only wanted a chick to watch me jerking off
16:36 <Saemon> it sounds cliche, but most of the street hookers really are junkies
16:52 <Saemon> dirty unwashed filthy grots
17:41 <Saemon> one ive seen her hands were so dirty, they looked like as if she was fiddling with her car engine all day n got engine grease on them
17:54 <Saemon> imagine having that holding your naked cock
18:02 <Saemon> probably get infected with leprosy
19:00 <Excessive> how can it be ........... on a sat nite .......... on a long weekend ......... that it is so dead in here?
20:00 <Ana_Ng> another long weekend?
20:00 <Excessive> aye
20:32 <Q{{> so u going to hire those 2 chicks Saemon
20:54 <Saemon> i donno now
21:00 <Saemon> Excessive u watch game of thrones?
21:18 <Saemon> $1500 is gona be a huge dent in my finances man
21:22 <Saemon> but its tempting
21:29 <Saemon> i might give them a call first
21:34 <Saemon> see what they sound like
21:52 <Saemon> if i decide that i like their voices then maybe
22:00 <Excessive> I don't game Saemon
22:00 <Saemon> ic
22:00 <Excessive> orraite ......... I'mnah go n water mah plants ......... n I think that this might be long enough by the time I get back ........ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoFAGjkUdsc
22:00 <Saemon> how was ur day today
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jam and Spoon - Follow Me (Full Track) [HD] (Dec 28, 2010) 12:40 - Category: Music - 120,580 views - 629 likes (98.4%), 10 dislikes (1.6%)
22:00 <Excessive> bbs
22:00 <Saemon> :(
22:47 <Q{{> save up
22:51 <Q{{> check them out Saemon
22:55 <Q{{> give them reviews
22:56 <Bastardly_One> they're in melbourne for one thing
23:00 <doctor> It's 2am Excessive!
23:00 <doctor> May as well go mow the lawn
24:00 <Ana_Ng> you're supposed to water at night
24:00 <Ana_Ng> less evaporation
24:00 <doctor> I don't know what books you're reading
25:28 <Q{{> u allowed to video?
26:51 <Q{{> http://www.humblerooster.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Marina-Bay-Sands_night-1.jpg
27:30 <Bastardly_One> well,I have to be up at 7am
27:33 <Bastardly_One> so ... see ya
27:50 <Q{{> see ya
28:00 <Chronologie> indoor plants
28:00 <Chronologie> he's got a tiny set up
28:00 <Ana_Ng> oh
28:12 Nick: Bastardly_One is now known as B1-not-here
29:00 <Chronologie> i wouldnt water plants at this hour for the simple reason i could be watering the driveway for 30 mins in the dark and not know it
30:00 <Chronologie> they need a torch strapped onto a hose like what they do with rifles
30:00 <doctor> That's why it's ideal at this hour to mow the lawn
30:00 <doctor> and the more turf, the better
30:00 <Chronologie> and then use a chainsaw to take down a large tree
31:00 <doctor> of course
31:00 <Ana_Ng> neighbor of the year
31:00 <doctor> best to get it all out the way before you wake up
32:00 <Chronologie> you'd be an even better if you woke them up to give them a heads up to move their car out of the way -- just in case
32:00 <Chronologie> better neighbour*
32:00 <Chronologie> but it'd be safe for them and their kids to remain inside
32:22 <Q{{> check this out Saemon
32:22 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1GKcpN1gjo
32:24 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Casting a Carpenter Ant Colony with Molten Aluminum (Cast #042) (Jan 23, 2014) 2:04 - Category: Science and Technology - 581,124 views - 2,016 likes (92.3%), 169 dislikes (7.7%)
32:24 <Q{{> lol
33:00 <Chronologie> and then after spending 30 minutes watering your driveway and 1hr watering your plants and lawn... return the long hose back to the neighbour's property and turn off their tap
33:00 <Chronologie> that's what good neighbours do
33:00 <Chronologie> in Australia
33:00 <Saemon> when u live on a secluded farm property
34:00 <Saemon> u can mow the lawn at this hour
34:00 <Chronologie> really?
34:00 <Chronologie> can you grow crops and cattle too
34:00 <doctor> Sometimes you can get it out the way with out them knowing. Just jump over their fence at 2am or so and do up their garden, you can't trust them to do it themselves
34:00 <Saemon> yeah because no one else lives near you
34:00 <Chronologie> i see your point Saemon 
34:00 <Saemon> therefore, no neightbors next door to hear the nouse
34:00 <Saemon> noise*
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35:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb6KkU5g5wM
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rollins Band Divine (Nov 18, 2012) 4:02 - Category: Music - 1,310 views - 8 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
35:00 <Skirmish> Get some culture into you.
35:00 <Chronologie> i will use water appropriately to water the lawn. but i will be careful with how much i'd use if their house was on fire -- i dont want them to rack up a huge bill
35:00 <Skirmish> Chronologie: If you use your garden hose to assist in putting a fire out you get a credit from the water board.
36:00 <Chronologie> interesting
36:00 <Skirmish> Stop being a tight ass. 
36:00 <doctor> fires good for bush, just gotta let it burn once in a while
37:00 <Chronologie> <Nature> brb smoko
37:00 <Ana_Ng> maybe you should live where water is plentiful
37:00 <Chronologie> nothing like a break now and then
37:00 <Chronologie> if nature doesnt have a break she'll go psychotic and start massive wildfires
38:00 <doctor> yeah smoking is good for stralia
38:00 <Chronologie> some of my relatives get basically free power from the hydro near Niagara
38:00 <Saemon> lol niagara = viagra
38:00 <Chronologie> Lol
39:00 <Chronologie> Saemon we are connecting
39:00 <Saemon> =)
40:00 <Excessive> rite
40:00 <Excessive> that done
40:00 <Chronologie> was it sprouts?
40:00 <Chronologie> i forget
41:00 <Excessive> though I deff gottah do somethin abt them possums chowin at mah plants]
41:00 <Saemon> was it pot plants u watering?
41:00 <Chronologie> that's a problem i certainly dont have to worry about
41:00 <Saemon> weed
41:00 <doctor> of course Saemon, but he won't admit to it
41:00 <Excessive> nah not weed
41:00 <Excessive> weed jus ain't worth the risk to my likin
42:00 <Excessive> I'd rather jus pay fo it
42:00 <doctor> tomatoes grow with no problem, you don't need to look after them
42:00 <Excessive> easier to conceal than a fck setup
42:00 <Excessive> fckn*
42:00 <Chronologie> lemons seem to grow quite easily
42:00 <Saemon> yeah the penalty for growinf is much more harsh
42:00 <Saemon> 10 years + prison time
42:00 <Chronologie> but who needs heaps of lemons...
42:00 <Saemon> fuck that
42:00 <Q{{> http://www.pri.org/stories/2014-04-24/could-migraine-suffers-finally-have-new-form-effective-relief
42:00 <Ana_Ng> possums on indoor plants?
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42:17 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2JIhX0vGhc#t=26
42:19 <BlackDevil> Youtube: STAR CHILD BORN IN CHINA - EYES THAT SEE IN DARKNESS (Jul 17, 2013) 4:01 - Category: News and Politics - 8,002,327 views - 16,412 likes (91.3%), 1,560 dislikes (8.7%)
42:20 Part: pleasuring ([email protected]) from #melbourne
43:00 <doctor> takes a few years but they don't take much care
43:00 <Excessive> no ............. outdoor plants ............ duh
43:00 <Chronologie> he took photos ages ago that looked like they were indoor plants
43:00 <Chronologie> he probably has others now
43:00 <Ana_Ng> see chronologie
43:00 <Chronologie> they always talk about medical breakthroughs
44:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/1723087_10201266591461447_1273706617183337468_n.jpg
44:00 <Saemon> sisha
44:00 <Saemon> smoke that
44:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10259735_10201241408111879_7559910672459427234_n.jpg
45:00 <Chronologie> do you know much about permaculture Excessive ?
45:00 <Saemon> premature?
45:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HgZe3dUltk
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jones and Stephenson - The First Rebirth [HD] (Dec 30, 2010) 6:08 - Category: Music - 252,517 views - 1,681 likes (98.8%), 21 dislikes (1.2%)
46:00 <Chronologie> stop premature speculating Saemon ;)
46:00 <Saemon> lol
46:00 <Excessive> Chronologie, no ............ I jus do it out of boredom/somethin to occupy myself with
46:00 <BlackDevil> nice weed plant
46:00 <Chronologie> what happened to music stuff
47:00 <Excessive> music is still there too
47:00 <Chronologie> id rather mix with decks with those plastic plants that dance to music
47:00 <Excessive> Chronologie, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm4NSvNaEDk
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Excessive - Muck Around 17-04-14 (Apr 17, 2014) 01:24:57 - Category: Entertainment - 30 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
48:00 <Chronologie> oh good a real video
48:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbLGe2y0t-A
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: News Airs a Womans GIANT Camel Toe (Apr 23, 2014) 0:34 - Category: People and Blogs - 491 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
48:00 <Chronologie> not a set + images of girls in bikinis on the beach
50:00 <Chronologie> are you ever going to play Shad's "Electro Rush" at an event?
50:00 <Chronologie> it's about time he gets his break
50:00 <simba> is BlackDevil trying to bond with people by randomly linking them to flat chested photoshopped angels via 4chan again
51:00 <simba> or worse..... cam trannies
51:00 <BlackDevil> you need new trannie porn simba?
51:00 <Chronologie> the only time i read what BlackDevil says is when it's from the YouTube description
52:00 <simba> well thats why you cant put him on ignore, useful bot that
53:00 <Chronologie> if BlackDevil wants to talk to me he'd have to make YouTube videos and communicate via brief YouTube Titles and get someone else to post 'em
53:00 <Chronologie> :)
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54:00 <Saemon> lol simba
54:00 <Saemon> hi 5
55:00 <simba> welcome to ocarina of rhyme
56:00 <Q{{> A British support group has been founded for people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. The Anomalous Mind Management, Abductee, Contactee Helpline will stage a conference in Hastings to allow people to share their experiences without being teased.
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00:00 <Saemon> hrm
00:00 <Saemon> seems like a good place to share my erotic sci fi fictions
01:00 <Saemon> i was adopted by a race of humanoid aliens from venus whose entire race are only females and all looks identical to eachother, all looking like megan fox
01:00 <Saemon> and megan fox is in fact one of them, sent here to infilterate and learn about earth
02:00 <Saemon> and i was abducted by them to perform sexual experiments on
02:00 <Q{{> she impregnate u, Saemon 
03:00 <doctor> They could have sent a better ambassador. megan fox is as generic as they come
03:00 <Q{{> they have more kinky version for u doctor 
04:00 <Q{{> how many tentacles can u handle doctor
05:00 <doctor> depends on the circumstances
05:00 <Q{{> dont be shy doctor u can tell
06:00 <Q{{> Saemon, megan fox ever sprout tentacles from her bossoms?
06:00 <simba> calm down Q
06:00 <doctor> Well, it's hard to say really. Maybe as many as a chow mein?
07:00 <Q{{> pls send simba a few face huggers!
08:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10273964_537444499697205_2415199062831511568_n.jpg
08:00 <Q{{> gotta shower then go hire some elvis outfit for my vegas trip
08:00 <doctor> Q{{, no need to fret
08:00 <Q{{> i got $3k for 3 day trip
09:00 <Q{{> then go to valley of fire to look sacred indian pipe
09:00 <Q{{> ^ Excessive 
09:58 <Q{{> hi Ana_Ng sweety
10:00 <Saemon> nah doctor
10:00 <Saemon> the thing is, their whole entire species all look like megan fox
10:53 <Shadowgate> yous kill of laughter
11:00 <Saemon> they are a species where they all look identical to eachother
11:00 <Q{{> theyre clone from the queen
11:00 <Saemon> possibly
11:00 <Saemon> think of the clonetroopers from star wars
11:00 <Q{{> they shunt males
11:00 <Q{{> and they only use men for food
11:00 <Q{{> ?
11:00 <Saemon> hrm yeah but not really
12:00 <Saemon> they eat semen only
12:00 <Q{{> they feed on seme which is a delicacy
12:00 <Saemon> lol ^5
12:00 <Saemon> great minds think alike Q{{
12:00 <Q{{> ^ Saemon 
12:00 <Saemon> semen is to them what blood is to vampires
13:00 <Saemon> they have to keep males alive to milk from the males fresh semen for food
13:00 <Saemon> like how we keep chicken alive for their eggs and cows for their milk
14:00 <Saemon> im the queens personal cattle
14:00 <Q{{> simba is the queens worker
14:00 <Saemon> to im stuck in a cage in her bedroom with my hands and legs tied and mouth gagged
14:00 <Saemon> so im stuck*
14:00 <Q{{> for building roads and other constructions
15:00 <Saemon> and whenever she feels hungry, she'd come over and suck on my penis, akin to how a mothers teat is sucked for milk
15:00 <Q{{> she feeds u well Saemon ?
15:00 <simba> l0o
15:00 <simba> shut up you dumbasses
16:00 <Saemon> so im being held prisoner by her and basically im getting a bdsm style blow job from a megan fox lookalike every few hours ever day, what more could a man want?
16:00 <Saemon> Q{{ well yes and no, she mainly feeds me pineapple
16:00 <Saemon> for obvious reasons
17:00 <Saemon> and aside from that, im only fed boring healthy stuff like veggies and fruits
17:00 <Saemon> so thats considered as feeding me well
17:00 <Saemon> but so boring cuz no fun junk food lke maccas chocolate ice cream etc
17:00 <Saemon> cuz those type of foods makes cum taste bitter
17:00 <Saemon> the queen doenst like that
18:00 <Q{{> gotta make a move
18:00 <Q{{> shower bbl
18:00 <Saemon> aight laters
19:00 <Saemon> simba is in the same situation as me
20:00 <Saemon> except that instead of being held prisonor for cum by a race of megan fox lookalikes
20:00 <Saemon> and alien race whose captured him are all a race of ivan milat lookalikes
20:00 <Saemon> the( alien race
20:00 <Saemon> the* alien race
20:00 <Saemon> lol
20:00 <Saemon> speaking of which
20:00 <Saemon> ivan milat
20:04 * BaD_BoY_69 slaps Q{{ around a bit with a large trout
20:19 <Q{{> :o
20:33 <Q{{> omg someone slaps me at this time
21:00 <Q{{> what u doing up at this time BaD_BoY_69
21:00 <Saemon> ppl still use his name to threated others about prison
21:00 <Saemon> like 'ohh i hope that rapist gets put the same cell as ivan milat so milat could rape him n fuck him up" etc etc
22:00 <Saemon> are they forgetting that ivan milat
22:00 <Saemon> is like 80 yrs old now??
23:12 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az9l33R0mLs&list=PLrEnWoR732-D6uerjQ8dZiyy9bJID58CK
23:13 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Why Do We Feel Emotions In Our Stomachs? (Apr 16, 2014) 2:32 - Category: Science and Technology - 464,535 views - 3,284 likes (91.1%), 319 dislikes (8.9%)
24:02 <BaD_BoY_69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT8OU5WtfkQ
24:04 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Push it to the Limit (Oct 31, 2010) 3:31 - Category: Education - 1,179,844 views - 4,673 likes (98.2%), 85 dislikes (1.8%)
24:18 <BaD_BoY_69> Q
24:23 <BaD_BoY_69> wos poppin G
25:00 <simba> k
25:19 <Q{{> G?
25:26 <BaD_BoY_69> yes G
25:34 <Shadowgate> bad boy is typing at 3am lol
25:39 <Shadowgate> it killed me of laughter
25:45 <Pieter> All yyyky
25:54 <Shadowgate> Pieter typed at 3am to its hilarious
26:09 <BaD_BoY_69> 3am
26:12 <Pieter> All your cum are belong to piet
26:14 <BaD_BoY_69> its lunch time for me G '
27:03 <BaD_BoY_69> Q where u at punk
27:17 <Q{{> california
27:57 <BaD_BoY_69> word
28:24 <BaD_BoY_69> where bouts
29:21 <Q{{> long beach
29:27 <Q{{> why
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29:45 <BaD_BoY_69> just askin
29:55 <BaD_BoY_69> i was in west compton
30:09 <BaD_BoY_69> my boy was in santana bloc
30:11 <BaD_BoY_69> piru
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31:39 <BaD_BoY_69> i was also 8 months in San Pedro Bay area
34:00 <Excessive> 3:33
34:59 <Q{{> ur a marine?
35:20 <BaD_BoY_69> nah fuk dat an ex gang banger
36:00 <simba> wAynE RoOnEy
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40:03 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eabz4V-tvU
40:05 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Skydiving cats cause uproar (Nov 15, 2012) 2:33 - Category: News and Politics - 6,834,579 views - 11,545 likes (73.2%), 4,218 dislikes (26.8%)
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02:00 <Excessive> hmmmm 4am
02:00 <Excessive> I mite pill out
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59:00 <simba> cum
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21:00 <Excessive> scum
21:00 <Excessive> poof
21:00 <Excessive> spoof
26:00 <simba> u didnt pill out
27:00 <Excessive> ye I did
27:00 <Excessive> sortah half awake still
28:00 <Excessive> I did this cause yt didn't have it ............ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udqg9BhIQQM
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Replicas - Bladerunner (Tyrell Trance) (Apr 26, 2014) 6:02 - Category: Entertainment - 2 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
41:00 <simba> nice 1
42:00 <Excessive> aye
43:00 <Excessive> k, one mo cig n I'mnah lay down
43:00 <xm> is that Hungarian
43:00 <xm> can you teach me Hungarian
44:00 <Excessive> wat is?
44:00 <xm> k, one mo cig n imnah lay down
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45:00 <xm> you may want to check out the Solarstone remix of Bladerunner theme song
46:00 <xm> do you still listen to the house/trance stuff that gets released?
46:00 <Excessive> I mite, but not tonite
46:00 <Excessive> ye if it's gd
46:00 <xm> oh right. ill link you to it tomorrow
46:00 <Excessive> k
46:00 <xm> you'll also like his Voyage
47:00 <xm> probably more so than the Bladerunner remix
49:00 <simba> listening 2 this 
49:00 <simba> Joker
51:00 <Excessive> k, l8ers \o.
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50:00 <zaleth> http://www.canberratimes.com.au/act-news/canberrans-in-hospital-after-allegedly-buying-death-cap-mushrooms-from-woolworths-20140426-37atq.html
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46:00 <Q{{> it is improbable for this time of week
46:00 <Q{{> but are there any hotties around?
47:00 <Q{{> <-- in desperate need of a hottie
47:00 <Lumeah> yes q im hear darling :P :P lol...
48:00 <Q{{> oh ur here Lumeah 
48:00 <Q{{> but u have questionable gender issue
48:00 <Lumeah> lol
49:00 <Q{{> u still looking for mens clothes?
49:00 <Lumeah> lol it was just that jacket for work :P
49:00 <Q{{> i been running around doing choires today
49:00 <Q{{> didnt get around to look for new tailors
50:00 <Q{{> or buy some new clothes
50:00 <Lumeah> but now.. you need a hottie?
50:00 <Q{{> yes Lumeah 
50:00 <Lumeah> butit's 8:50 lol
50:00 <Q{{> am or pm
50:00 <Lumeah> didn't get around?
50:00 <Q{{> oh pm
50:00 <Lumeah> am
51:00 <Lumeah> whats time for you ?
51:00 <Q{{> yeh i didnt around now im tired
51:00 <Q{{> ~4pm
52:00 <Q{{> what the plan for today, Lumeah 
52:00 <Q{{> im going to vegas next week
52:00 <Lumeah> yeah?
52:00 <Q{{> wynn hotel
52:00 <Lumeah> nuffin
52:00 <Q{{> im going with a chick
53:00 <Q{{> she suppose to organise everything
53:00 <Q{{> including hotels
53:00 <Lumeah> ah a gf?
53:00 <Q{{> she tells me she good and can get nice hotels on last minute
53:00 <Q{{> not gf
53:00 <Lumeah> uuh
53:00 <Lumeah> lol
53:00 <Q{{> i dont trust her
53:00 <Lumeah> hmm
53:00 <Q{{> i dont want cheap hotels
53:00 <Q{{> lol
54:00 <Lumeah> maybe not so much
54:00 <Q{{> give her spec $200 - 500 pn
54:00 <Lumeah> lol eeek
54:00 <Lumeah> run down druggie hotel
54:00 <Lumeah> lol
54:00 <Q{{> she said she got good taste
54:00 <Q{{> i said i dont believe
55:00 <Q{{> i dont trust
55:00 <Lumeah> then dun go lol
55:00 <Q{{> i want her to book ahead of time
55:00 <Q{{> she refused
55:00 <Lumeah> wired dude
55:00 <Lumeah> maybe she wants to murder you in a cheep and nasty :P lol
57:00 <Q{{> i said what if on last minute u cant get good place to stay
57:00 <Q{{> she said there will always be good place to stay
57:00 <Q{{> yeh i said i dont to walk by druggies in the corridor
58:00 <Lumeah> well ya probbly get one lol
58:00 <Q{{> she said she book one with the best swimming pool
58:00 <Lumeah> you going to meet her?
58:00 <Q{{> i said i dont swim
58:00 <Q{{> yeh i pick her up in my sport car
58:00 <Lumeah> lol you book and pay then
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59:00 <Lumeah> only way if you don't trust her
59:00 <Q{{> i dont want to do that kind of stuff
59:00 <Q{{> i just pay
59:00 <Q{{> why someone not do the rest
00:00 <Q{{> i know her here already
00:00 <Q{{> she is old and prude
00:00 <Q{{> dont know if we even sleep in same bed
01:00 <Lumeah> gwad
01:00 <Q{{> hard to go out with older ppl
01:00 <Lumeah> yeah
01:00 <Q{{> not easy to pull a shifty on her
01:00 <Lumeah> it is
01:00 <Lumeah> haha
01:00 <Q{{> ;/
01:00 <Lumeah> ohwell have no expectations
02:00 <Q{{> yeh i better have backup plans
02:00 <Lumeah> you met her online?
02:00 <Q{{> in real life
02:00 <Lumeah> ahh
03:00 <Lumeah> still sounds dodgy
03:00 <Q{{> met at work
03:00 <Q{{> she already said she not into asian men
04:00 <Lumeah> then why are you doing it
04:00 <Q{{> incase she changes her mind
04:00 <Q{{> i get her drunk
04:00 <Q{{> :D
04:00 <Q{{> also i need to do something
04:00 <Q{{> i need a break
04:00 <Q{{> she knows places
05:00 <Lumeah> lol
05:00 <Q{{> im trying to talk her to drive my sport car
05:00 <Lumeah> geet her drunk huh ? lol
05:00 <Lumeah> just ask man lol
05:00 <Q{{> yeh
05:00 <Q{{> with lots of cocktails
06:00 <Q{{> she is not really hot
06:00 <Q{{> she thinks she is hot
06:00 <Lumeah> ohh nice q
06:00 <Lumeah> yu gonna tell her shes hot anyways?
07:00 <Q{{> nope
07:00 <Q{{> i say she is ok
07:00 <Q{{> i maybe i should talk her down and get better deals
08:00 <Q{{> get her to drive 4hrs to vegas
08:00 <Q{{> say she not that pretty so should help me to drive there
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10:00 <Lumeah> wired q
11:00 <Q{{> wired?
11:00 <Q{{> weird?
11:00 <Q{{> what wired mean?
12:00 <Lumeah> how is telling her shes not pretty gonna help you drive there?
12:00 <Q{{> whoever pm with Lumeah at moment, can u give a break for abit so she can explain to me what she meant
13:00 <Q{{> if she thinks she is hot, she would think she deserves to do less
13:00 <Q{{> not drive
13:00 <Q{{> no do anything work at all
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14:00 <Q{{> and wait for me to wait on her hand and feet
14:00 <Q{{> and maybe she would not care for her nails so much
14:00 <Lumeah> so ya ggonna make her think she's uguly so she'll try harder?
14:00 <Q{{> well not ugly
15:00 <Q{{> just average
15:00 <Q{{> :D
15:00 <Lumeah> um... shes gonna think your a dickhead lol
15:00 <Q{{> if i say she is a stunner
15:00 <Q{{> she would expect me from me
15:00 <Lumeah> why manipulate the situation?
16:00 <Q{{> its more economical for her to think im a dickhead then
16:00 <Lumeah> why can't ya just be real and normal.
16:00 <Lumeah> lol
16:00 <Q{{> coz she is major manipulator
16:00 <Lumeah> then why are you interested?
16:00 <Q{{> she got so many reason to why i should do this and that for her
16:00 <Q{{> coz no1 else available
16:00 <Q{{> :D
17:00 <Lumeah> reasons?
17:00 <Lumeah> like compaionship.. ?
17:00 <Q{{> yeh 
17:00 <Q{{> like she is clever and interesting person 
17:00 <Q{{> and ppl like to hang around with her
17:00 <Lumeah> think it's a bit strange q
17:00 <Q{{> so she say lol
18:00 <Lumeah> but you think shes a manipulator?
18:00 <Q{{> yep
18:00 <Q{{> definitely
18:00 <Lumeah> isn't that a turn off?
18:00 <Q{{> and get her way all the time
18:00 <Q{{> it is 
18:00 <Lumeah> then why are you going?
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19:00 <Q{{> its a struggle to beat her in arguments all the time
19:00 <Q{{> so i can my way too
19:00 <Q{{> so i can get my way too
19:00 <Q{{> coz i dont have anyone else to go with :D
20:00 <Lumeah> are you going for another reason then just to be with her?
20:00 <Q{{> no
20:00 <Q{{> not interested in vegas
20:00 <Q{{> haha
20:00 <Q{{> last time i was there was 10yrs ago
20:00 <Lumeah> you just want a screw?
21:00 <Q{{> yeh
21:00 <Q{{> i have needs to u know
21:00 <Lumeah> lol
21:00 <Q{{> and i already know abit about her already
21:00 <Q{{> might aswell
21:00 <Q{{> make do of what i already know
21:00 <Lumeah> doesn't sound like ya like her much tho
21:11 <Tolradi> hey Pieter
21:22 <Tolradi> how's love and life with hedge face lumeah?
22:00 <Lumeah> you been on webcam with her?
22:00 <Q{{> yeh i dont like her much
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23:00 <Lumeah> maybe you shouldn't lead her on then. doesn't sound like fun to me
23:00 <Q{{> im not leading her on
24:00 <Q{{> she is leading me on
24:00 <Q{{> :P
24:00 <Lumeah> lol
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25:00 <Lumeah> maybe you should have back up plan
26:00 <Q{{> i can always get another room
28:00 <Lumeah> you like her in control like this?
29:00 <Q{{> no
29:00 <Q{{> but hey she not accept any other way
30:00 <Lumeah> way to complcated
30:00 <Q{{> yeh
30:00 <Lumeah> complicated
30:00 <Q{{> she just want to go vegas and have fun on my expenses
31:00 <Q{{> getfor just showing me around where she like to hang out
32:00 <Lumeah> ummm at your expense becouse she thinks you like her that much to spend the money on her. but you don't
33:00 <Q{{> i want to like but hey she got domineering personality
33:00 <Q{{> and inflexible
33:00 <Q{{> she always want her way
33:00 <Lumeah> then you don't like her!
33:00 <Lumeah> lol
33:00 <Q{{> and she think she is right all the time
34:00 <Q{{> and she knows she is domineering
34:00 <Q{{> and dont give a rats ask what u think
34:00 <Q{{> so long as she gets her way and is happy
34:00 <Q{{> rats arse*
34:00 <Lumeah> well your makeing her think you like her alot and makeing her think you like her dommineering
34:00 <Q{{> :O
34:00 <Q{{> noooooooooo
35:00 <Lumeah> *makeing ment letting.
35:00 <Q{{> what u doing now Lumeah?
35:00 <Q{{> how come ur typing is so bad now?
36:00 <Q{{> u not typing one hand while jacking off with other hand are u?
36:00 <Lumeah> im tired texting and watching adventure time
36:00 <Lumeah> haha no
36:00 <Q{{> oh
36:00 <Q{{> thats understandable then
37:00 <Lumeah> some people are seen manipulative but aren't
38:00 <Q{{> but she is 
39:00 <Q{{> gotta becareful when she is around
39:00 <Q{{> she talks u into stuff
39:00 <Q{{> lol
39:00 <Lumeah> you must llike this attention tho
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43:00 <Lumeah> rof!!!
43:00 <Lumeah> where did you find that. lol
46:00 <Lumeah> hi lapotr
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53:00 <Lumeah> the wiskas add is stupid the sprinkler noise is wrong.
55:34 <Pieter> Cmoooon $1600
55:39 <Pieter> Iwantmymoney!
56:00 <Fez> Hi
56:00 <Lumeah> hi
56:41 <Pieter> Wtf
56:52 <Pieter> John paul II has been made a saint
57:00 <Fez> Hi
57:22 <Pieter> What miracles did he perform
57:23 <Q{{> u can complain in ur prayer tonight
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57:43 <Pieter> Im not complaining , im just curious
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57:51 <Pieter> And i dont pray
58:00 <Pieter> Its pretty stupid praying to myself
58:00 <Lumeah> hi
58:00 <Fez> Hi
58:00 <Alleenkatze> hi
58:00 <Alleenkatze> hello
58:04 <Pieter> :))
58:09 <Q{{> but u believe in miracle
59:00 <Alleenkatze> Pretty much just as ruined as Paris Hiltons box.
59:00 <Fez> She never got fucked
00:00 <Alleenkatze> Fuck off
00:00 <DemonsRun> ...
00:00 <Fez> No one would fuck someone with an eye like hers
00:00 <DemonsRun> She did.
00:00 <Alleenkatze> She'd prolapse if she wasn't wearing knickers
00:00 <Fez> Yuck
00:14 <Pieter> Wooo SCOTproject !!
00:46 <Pieter> Ofcourse , im a miracle
00:51 <Pieter> Its a miracle im this sexy
00:56 <Pieter> :)))))~~
01:00 <Fez> I bet it was a look alike
01:00 <Lumeah> what are you on about
01:00 <DemonsRun> Fez: Thinks Paris Hilton never got fucked
02:00 <PietSAbabe> Heroes in a half shell
02:00 <PietSAbabe> Turd power
02:00 <PietSAbabe> What moral values are we going to learn from 7th heaven today 
07:00 <Lumeah> Happy!
10:00 <PietSAbabe> Happy is the dog!!
10:00 <Lumeah> yeah!!
10:00 <Fez> They dont have the ywins yet
10:00 <Lumeah> i didnt liek it when they got older
10:00 <Fez> Boring
10:00 <Lumeah> ahh good
11:00 <PietSAbabe> I changed my default font on android and now I can stand reading everything people type:)
11:00 <Lumeah> haha good babe
11:00 <PietSAbabe> The last episode I saw was when he colapsed in the car park after speaking to that black bum , he had a heart attack
11:00 <Lumeah> i got a new phone now i can hear people... what a revalation!
11:00 <Lumeah> :P
11:00 <Lumeah> soo frustrating that
11:00 <PietSAbabe> I aint seen any more after that, its like it just got cancelled:9
11:00 <PietSAbabe> :(
12:00 <Lumeah> aww :(
13:00 <Lumeah> she didn't need help she wasn't going to drop the bags.
13:00 <PietSAbabe> I like to wheel myself around in wheelchairs but my legs still work
13:00 <PietSAbabe> :p
13:00 <Fez> Theyre too fuckin nice
13:00 <Lumeah> i feel sorry for the mum she always got left alone lol
14:00 <Lumeah> you'll get fat
14:00 <Fez> He already has a fayt for u lume
14:00 <Lumeah> manipulateing little shithead lol
14:00 <Lumeah> i can't see it fez
15:00 <Lumeah> yes he is :P
15:00 <Lumeah> lol
15:00 <Lumeah> shes not going ! :P
15:00 <Fez> Touch it
16:00 <Mew> how good is king of the hill
16:00 <Fez> I forgot that existef
16:00 <Fez> D
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18:00 <Mew> http://i2.wp.com/memecollection.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/hank-hill-on-drugs.jpg?resize=600%2C450
19:00 <Fez> Hehe
19:00 <Fez> Hey mew
20:00 <Mew> hey fezticles
20:00 <Mew> https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7921347840/hAC2EF57B/
20:00 <PietSAbabe> King of the kill !!
20:00 <PietSAbabe> Hill even
20:00 <Fez> Butterfree!!!!
22:00 <Fez> I like dragonite
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26:00 <Mew> http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/221/145/1.jpg
26:00 <Fez> Hehe mew
28:00 <PietSAbabe> Really wanna see tonights episode of modern family
28:00 <PietSAbabe> Its the aussie one
29:00 <PietSAbabe> He gets smacked in the face by a kangaroo and the gay guys end up riding with bikies
29:00 <DemonsRun> Mew :)
29:34 <PietSAbabe> We're here We're queer We dont want any more bears !
30:00 <Mew> Dmonz
30:00 <Mew> :)
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44:48 <simba> die PietSAbabe
45:00 <Lumeah> well i hope we are all learning from seventh heven today! lol
47:00 <Tolradi> what the hell is seventh heven?
48:00 <Lumeah> tv show
48:00 <Tolradi> wait people watch that shit still?
48:00 <Tolradi> it's 2014
53:00 <Tolradi> Lumeah you seriously watch Seventh Heaven?
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56:34 <Q{{> simba, is jealous coz PietSAbabe is sexier than him
56:56 <DemonsRun> Doubtful
57:09 <DemonsRun> Proof or gtfo
57:43 <Q{{> most ppl have seen PietSAbabe pic
57:54 <simba> lmao
58:04 <simba> Q has been saying stuff like that to trick me into showing him my pic for months now
58:15 <DemonsRun> I have not.
58:18 <simba> PietSAbabe is 30 and developing wrinkles....
58:22 <DemonsRun> I have seen simba.
58:33 <DemonsRun> But not the wanker.
59:00 <Mew> i still watch 7th heaven
59:06 <PietSAbabe> Go fuck yourself DemonsRun.
59:13 <PietSAbabe> Abusive slag.
59:15 <DemonsRun> Happily
59:17 <simba> PietSAbabe is like a bad tv show that needs to advertise so people tune in...... anyone who proclaims theyre sexy in a chatroom that much has to be downright hideous
59:25 <DemonsRun> ^
59:39 <DemonsRun> I'd like to see and judge for myself though.
59:46 <PietSAbabe> Yeh you go agree with simba , its going to get you far:)
00:00 <Mew> its a great show
00:00 <Mew> dont knock it
00:00 <Nikky`> Same Mew.. well sometimes, depends how much I can stand watching it again for 100th time
00:19 <DemonsRun> Oh so you're one of those ones who gets butthurt easily?
00:19 <Q{{> ^ :D
00:20 <simba> it was fairly accurate to be fair pieter, if you took the words on their merit and werent clouded by your hatred for the five letter nickname that is 'simba'.... im sure you could agree
00:23 <Q{{> good one PietSAbabe
00:32 <DemonsRun> Just coz you love the junkie doesn't mean everyone else has to
00:40 <PietSAbabe> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/l/t1.0-9/p720x720/1964813_10152241054173259_1119392566_n.jpg
00:44 <simba> Q being a mindless yes man to Pieter isnt very wise but good luck 2 u
00:47 <PietSAbabe> *muah* DemonsRun
00:55 <PietSAbabe> Calling people you dont know junkies , well done..
01:03 <simba> but u r a junkie
01:08 <simba> you spoke of your relapse in here last year..
01:08 <DemonsRun> A blank picture...
01:10 <DemonsRun> Awesome
01:29 <PietSAbabe> You're angry cos a 'junkie' has everything you dont :)
01:34 <Tolradi> so
01:38 <Tolradi> what is pieter's problem
01:48 <DemonsRun> No PietSAbabe. I'd walk past you and never give you a second glance. You are not as hot as you claim, and those muscles you're trying to show off are shitful
01:49 <Tolradi> why does he have to tell everyone how great he is
01:50 <simba> hes butthurt that hes ugly
01:57 <Tolradi> if your life is good
02:02 <Tolradi> you don't need to advertise
02:04 <PietSAbabe> DemonsRun: *muah*
02:08 <simba> yeah
02:20 <simba> if youre content yuo dont need to compete with strangers online and constantly validate yourself to them
02:23 <DemonsRun> Fuck I have more muscles than that xD
02:27 <PietSAbabe> Im gonna sit here and abuse peeople using a keyboard cos im cool and I think im better than others here
02:41 <PietSAbabe> I love sad cases:)
02:41 <simba> you do think youre better than others here :\
02:45 <simba> thats your whole schtick
02:53 <PietSAbabe> Its not fucking hard to see that I am
02:57 <PietSAbabe> Look at yas
03:00 <Pyro-> eegads
03:01 <simba> you have a completely misguided superiority complex like do you not even see that for yourself Pieter?
03:06 <simba> maybe youre that out of it
03:10 <PietSAbabe> Anyway yada yada yada
03:13 <PietSAbabe> Complain more
03:13 <DemonsRun> ...there is no abuse
03:21 <DemonsRun> Simply staying you're ugly.
03:22 <simba> hes completely unable to converse either
03:25 <PietSAbabe> Whilst i get back to work
03:36 <PietSAbabe> DemonsRun: your opinion counts, it really does.
03:47 <DemonsRun> Hey, it's my opinion
03:47 <PietSAbabe> Anyway haha and bbl :)
03:49 <simba> i think it does
03:58 <DemonsRun> If you think you're hot then good for you.
03:58 <simba> i think her opinion is shared by most
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05:22 <DemonsRun> As far as I'm aware, it is.
05:43 <simba> he really does look 40, like Q
05:53 <simba> those guys fast accelerated their looks with hard drugs in the 80s
06:00 <simba> poor guys
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08:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/400990_584241881597320_1673392776_n.jpg
08:00 <Pieter> Pieter is great
08:00 <Pieter> Whale
08:05 <DemonsRun> No, 32-35 maybe
09:17 <simba> lol
09:23 <simba> 40 sounds cheekier
09:55 <DemonsRun> His nips look like they need a twist...
10:27 <simba> he needs a solid beating
10:29 <simba> btw
10:30 <simba> PAFC 1870 PAFC 1870 PAFC 1870 PAFC 1870
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13:00 <Fez> Lol mew wtf
13:13 <mandyjane> suo
13:16 <mandyjane> sup too
13:30 <Tolradi> hey mandyjane
13:33 <Tolradi> I know of your name
13:38 <Tolradi> you're a legendary troll in these parts
13:41 <Tolradi> I salute you
13:42 <mandyjane> troll?
13:46 <mandyjane> lol dont be a wanker
14:00 <Pyro-> the way it should be
14:12 <simba> wtf
14:31 <mandyjane> ??
14:34 <mandyjane> im not a troll
14:40 <DemonsRun> Lol
14:49 <mandyjane> i suck at trolling
14:53 <simba> new guy has his wires crossed
15:01 <mandyjane> correcto mundo
15:04 <Tolradi> it's IRC
15:07 <Tolradi> everyone here is a troll
15:16 <simba> new guy is straight out of 2003.....
15:18 <DemonsRun> No
15:20 <mandyjane> lol
15:29 <DemonsRun> Some are just retards
15:30 <Tolradi> simba I'm not on dial up, thanks
15:34 <DemonsRun> Like PietSAbabe
15:34 <DemonsRun> And pandas.
15:34 <DemonsRun> Etc
15:40 <Tolradi> panda is creepy
15:41 <simba> u sure r actin like it!!!!
15:41 <mandyjane> PietSAbabe aint a troll
15:45 <simba> yea the P crew
15:47 <mandyjane> hes just a junkie
16:03 <mandyjane> pandas is unstable, not right in the head. hes not a troll either
16:06 <Tolradi> does PietSAbabe not buy food so he can buy drugs?
16:15 <simba> yes
16:15 <mandyjane> hes so high he dont even eat
16:29 <mandyjane> only eats cum
16:30 <DemonsRun> Exactly mandyjane
16:33 <DemonsRun> They're retards
16:34 <DemonsRun> Not trolls
16:39 <simba> sweat and cum
16:42 <Tolradi> Saemon is a troll
16:50 <simba> yea
17:00 <Pyro-> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0oyZKR7Pgw
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cyanide and Happiness - Birthday Boy (Aug 21, 2013) 1:37 - Category: Comedy - 5,635,322 views - 91,656 likes (97.6%), 2,222 dislikes (2.4%)
17:00 <Pieter> Hah
17:00 <Pieter> Woolworths has laced mushrooms
17:00 <Pieter> They got FAULTY MUSHROOMS
17:01 <Tolradi> I thought Lumeah was, but she's just from the 80s
17:02 <cYbR> panda bites every time
17:20 <DemonsRun> And then there's Saemon.
17:20 <DemonsRun> That's another level of retard.
17:23 <DemonsRun> Or Beehhh.
17:30 <mandyjane> real special kind of retard
17:30 <simba> mandyjane is right panda is genuinely mentally unstable
17:34 <mandyjane> oi simba
17:36 <mandyjane> im always right.
17:38 <mandyjane> fact.
17:44 <simba> sometimes,,,,
17:47 <mandyjane> no.
17:55 <mandyjane> anyway. how was everyones easter
18:00 <Lumeah> lol
18:16 <Tolradi> I think beeeh is just retarded
18:17 <simba> gr8 how was yours
18:17 <Tolradi> or brain damage
18:18 <Tolradi> d
18:36 <DemonsRun> New guy is showing how well he can fit in with the retards...
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18:41 <cYbR> my easter was good mandyjane, spent is curled up in bed sick... yourself
18:45 <simba> beehh is another who used hard drugs in the 80s and 90s... its all the hard drugs man
19:00 <Pieter> Im gonna sell my arcade machine
19:00 <Lumeah> didn't you just get it ?
19:00 <Pieter> Buy an x-arcade twin joystick controller thing and just run emulators
19:00 <Pieter> Which one?
19:00 <Lumeah> ahh col
19:00 <Mew> yeah but meth Lumeah 
19:00 <Pieter> The jamma machine
19:00 <Mew> dont forget the meth
19:00 <Pieter> Yeh
19:00 <Pieter> Dun forget the meth
20:00 <Mew> my nan is watching breaking bad atm
20:00 <Mew> shes about half way through the box set
20:00 <Mew> she loves it
20:00 <Pieter> Its quite good that show
21:00 <Pieter> The onyl fake thing in it is the shit they end up crushing, its candy :p
21:00 <Pieter> TUCO YOURE PUTTING LOLLIPOP IN YOUR NOSE@@@
21:00 <Mew> calm your meth receptors
22:00 <Mew> oi
22:00 <Lumeah> hee heee
22:20 <Q{{> Traffic on one of Madrids busiest motorways was gummed up at the weekend by a motorcyclist who stopped to look for his lost false teeth. He jammed traffic on the M-30 after a sneeze ejected the dentures from his mouth.
24:40 <cYbR> did he find them in his helmet?
31:00 <Tolradi> Mew, is Lumeah a guy?
32:00 <Mew> im not sure
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33:59 <Fez> Hi
34:00 <Tolradi> she likes seventh heaven
34:00 <Tolradi> no guy could endure such bullshit
34:00 <Mew> thats a complete lie guys love 7th heaven
34:00 <Mew> its a proven fact
36:00 <Pyro-> you don't know any guys, do you ..
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37:00 <Lumeah> ROF!!!
37:00 <Lumeah> mew do you want my skype?
37:00 <Lumeah> :P
38:00 <Pieter> I watch 7th Heaven on my mornings off
38:00 <Pieter> So FUCKyouall
38:00 <Pieter> I learn so many morals from it
38:00 <Pieter> Like... now I steal the money from the churches n stuff
38:00 <Pieter> I keep leaving notes saying 'JESUS DOES NOT NEED THIS'
39:00 <Lumeah> and how to have 7 mins in a closet with another girl
42:00 <Pieter> Hmm, im going back to bed
42:00 <Pieter> Bbl
42:49 <mandyjane> yeah nah, mine was good. :) ruby goes back to school tomorrow. woo
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57:17 <cYbR> ruby your kid, mandyjane?
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04:00 <Pieter> fuck im depressed
04:00 <Pieter> mandy has gotten skinny
04:00 <Pieter> how the fuck did this happen :(
04:30 <mandyjane> yer
06:00 <Lumeah> ahh ok
06:00 <Lumeah> i know someone thats gotten skinny, worrys me alot :(
06:00 <Pieter> i gotten skinny quick too
06:00 <Pieter> but i got liver problems
06:00 <Pieter> but ill survive
07:00 <Pieter> I WILL SURVIVE
07:00 <Pieter> OHHH YEAHHHH
07:00 <Lumeah> yeahhhhh!!
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15:27 <Q{{> http://content.time.com/time/video/player/0,32068,677752452001_2032147,00.html?iid=tabvidrecirc
18:18 <Fez> Nah
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20:15 <Q{{> ^ party pooper
20:26 <Fez> Scott?
20:31 <Q{{> u
20:38 <Fez> Me?
20:43 <Fez> Or u?
20:44 <Q{{> yep
20:46 <Q{{> u
21:00 <Pieter> i love the art on the nascars
21:00 <Pieter> some of em are just *drools*
21:02 <Q{{> Fez = party pooper
21:08 <Fez> Oh
21:12 <Fez> Thats me
21:24 <Q{{> u should be tagged to say so
21:30 <Fez> Ive pood at partys
22:00 <Lumeah> in what way ?
22:00 <partay> Pieter do you like spinning things on your desk ?
23:00 <Mew> weeeeeeeeeeeee
23:44 <BlackDevil> Q{{
23:46 <BlackDevil> mate
23:48 <BlackDevil> hi
23:54 <Q{{> yeh BlackDevil
24:00 <partay> Pieter why did you send me a youngfatties.com link ?
24:05 <BlackDevil> whats for dinner
24:33 <Q{{> fresh water fish soup
24:35 <Q{{> sour
24:38 <BlackDevil> ew
24:40 <BlackDevil> gross
24:42 <Q{{> and various other
24:47 <BlackDevil> what about pizza with anchovies ?
24:47 <Q{{> but its fresh fish
24:55 <Q{{> fresh herbs
25:01 <Q{{> fresh lemon grass
25:06 <Q{{> fresh lime
25:11 <Q{{> fresh everything
25:16 <BlackDevil> i dont like fish
25:23 <Q{{> except for salt
25:26 <Q{{> and sugar
25:53 <Q{{> i fish is ok
26:13 <Q{{> i like various fish and sea food
26:33 <Q{{> i will be staying at wynn hotel in vegas
26:46 <Q{{> its 500 a night
27:00 <Tolradi> Lumeah, Pieter keeps thinking about his exs
27:13 <Q{{> stay there for a few nights then head of to valley of fire
27:26 <Q{{> u been there?
27:31 <Q{{> u got any suggestions?
27:34 <Q{{> tips?
27:42 <Q{{> girl i go with is fit and active
28:00 <Tolradi> looks like you're just there to fill the gap
28:00 <Lumeah> yeah i know
28:00 <Lumeah> lol so is he
28:00 <Lumeah> lol :P
28:00 <Tolradi> better go watch some more Koshie on Sunrise
28:00 <Lumeah> i need a gap filler aswell :P
28:00 <Tolradi> Selley's
28:00 <Tolradi> gap filler
28:00 <Tolradi> it works
28:00 <Mew> ha ha ha
28:01 <Q{{> i dont care for walking around all day
28:17 <Q{{> nothing much impresses me
28:19 <Q{{> :(
28:51 <Q{{> where u go BlackDevil
28:54 <Q{{> give me some tips
28:57 <BlackDevil> watching bobs
29:00 <Lumeah> haha
29:00 <Tolradi> you could use it on your face to smooth it out at least
29:00 <Tolradi> or putty
29:00 <Lumeah> like you did on yours?
29:00 <Tolradi> sadly it won't fix that horrible hair you have
29:00 <Lumeah> did it work well?
29:00 <Lumeah> lol ;)
29:23 <Fez> Boobs?
30:00 <Tolradi> I'm not sure, my face is pretty smooth since I'm young and avoid sun damage
30:00 <Lumeah> you love my hair ;)
30:00 <Tolradi> I think your hair would burn very well
30:00 <Tolradi> with all the hair spray you no doubt use in it, even more so
30:56 <Q{{> fez is a party pooper
31:16 <Fez> Am not
32:00 <Pieter> aweome race
32:00 <Pieter> aaaaaaaaaaaaanyway
33:00 <Pieter> hi
33:00 <Pieter> im a turtle
33:00 <Pieter> they tell me im good at ninja
33:00 <Pieter> oh and my mummy had this kouta ooze happenin
34:00 <Q{{> back from a nap
34:00 <Q{{> still in need of a hottie
34:00 <Lumeah> nun here
34:00 <partay> none
35:00 <Pieter>                                     punch ons in nascar
35:00 <Pieter> fuckin woo
35:00 <Pieter> thats gonna make the news tonight hehehe
36:00 <Tolradi> Lumeah you should marry Pieter, he sounds perfect for you
36:00 <Tolradi> aren't you older than him though?
36:00 <Pieter> im perfect to anyone
36:00 <Pieter> not for
36:00 <Pieter> but to
36:00 <Pieter> :)
36:00 <DemonsRun> No, you're not
36:00 <Tolradi> Pieter is Lumeah older than you?
37:00 <Tolradi> isn't she like 45 or something?
37:00 <Pieter> YES I AM DEMONSRUN
37:00 <Pieter> I AM!!
37:00 <DemonsRun> No, you are not.
37:00 <Pieter> pfft
37:00 <Pieter> youre just saying that to be mean :(
37:00 <Lumeah> im not 45
37:00 <DemonsRun> Lies^
37:00 <Tolradi> Pieter would you like to be Lumeah's carer? help her in her chair, massage her dry, scaly legs
38:00 <Pieter> are you a lil jealous there Tolradi?
38:00 <Pieter> i mean
38:00 <Pieter> its ok
38:00 <Pieter> im not judging
38:00 <Pieter> but yeh you may wanna tone it down a lil
38:00 <Pieter> make it a lil less obvious if ya get what i mean
38:00 <Pieter> *pats* on the back
38:00 <Tolradi> I'm totally jealous of you lusting for an oldie
39:00 <Lumeah> ohh landline is on
39:00 <DemonsRun> You're 20 then Tolradi ?
39:00 <Q{{> im on too Lumeah 
39:00 <Lumeah> i know Q{{
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41:00 <Tolradi> DemonsRun sure
41:00 <Tolradi> 20 sounds right
41:00 <Pieter> ya gotta have frieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeends
41:00 <Tolradi> lets go with that
41:00 <DemonsRun> Roughly? Lol
42:00 <DemonsRun> Compliment or insult?
43:00 <Fez> Hi
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43:28 <simba> RIP DJ RASHAD..........
44:00 <Pieter> NO HI
44:00 <Fez> 2 hi's
44:00 <Lumeah> lol
45:00 <Saemon> Lumeah is 45?
45:00 <Lumeah> no
45:00 <Pieter> 35
45:00 <Saemon> my god thats older than bastardly_one
45:00 <Saemon> ah 35
45:00 <Pain> saemon
45:00 <Pain> fuck off u fat cunt
46:00 <Tolradi> no she's 45
46:00 <Tolradi> she lies about her age
46:00 <Tolradi> no one 35 would get a bad perm like she has
46:00 <Pieter> wow you sure aint a bright one
47:00 <Pieter> you seem angry
47:00 <Tolradi> I'm mad
47:00 <Tolradi> Pieter
47:00 <Pieter> is rejection the issue ?
47:00 <Tolradi> very mad
47:00 <Pain> stfu pieter
47:00 <Tolradi> yes
47:00 <Tolradi> it is
47:00 <Tolradi> I got rejected
47:00 <Tolradi> by your father
47:00 <Pain> u gay aids infested faggoty
47:00 <Pieter> yes
47:00 <Pieter> by my father
47:00 <Pieter> and on then im done responding
48:00 <Tolradi> and on then?
48:00 <Pieter> speaking retard isnt my specialty
48:00 <Tolradi> it isn't? You're doing a good job of speaking it
48:00 <Tolradi> "and on then im done responding" is that even meant to mean something
48:00 <Tolradi> AND ON THEN!
48:00 <Pain> pieter STFU U CUNT 
49:00 <Mew> Pieter i dont know if you're aware but.. speaking retard is your forte
49:00 <Tolradi> Pieter, you should white knight your lady in distress more
49:00 <DemonsRun> And on then. Lol
49:00 <DemonsRun> What's news Mew ?
49:00 <Tolradi> she needs you to ride into battle for her
49:00 <Tolradi> for her e-honour
49:00 <Pain> pieter and mew should fuck
49:00 <Tolradi> and her e-reputation 
49:00 <Pain> have a 3 some with saemon
49:00 <DemonsRun> Kurupt_1. If you just wanna say hi, how bout you do it here instead of sending a pm. What are you... Scared?
50:00 <Tolradi> Kurupt_1 asked me my ASL
50:00 <Pieter> id fuck mew
50:00 <Pieter> :)
50:00 <Tolradi> I think he's looking for gay sex
50:00 <DemonsRun> 14/f/nz Tolradi ?
50:00 <Tolradi> [12:49:59] <Kurupt_1> becuase i'm horny
50:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
50:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
50:00 <Q{{> but ur such a difficult, exciting and interestin person, how can i maintain that chemistry with u  for more than 3 weeks
50:00 <Tolradi> hahahaha
50:00 <Tolradi> oops
50:00 <Tolradi> drove him away :(
50:00 <DemonsRun> That was too easy.
50:00 <Pieter> i said
50:00 <Pieter> ID FUCK MEW
50:00 <Tolradi> I put on my wizard hat
51:00 <Tolradi> You'd fuck a dirty rag
51:00 <DemonsRun> ^
51:00 <Pieter> duhhh i just said id fuck mew
51:00 <DemonsRun> New is my play thing atm.
51:00 <Pieter> :/
51:00 <Tolradi> hur hur hur Pieter
51:00 <DemonsRun> Mew: *
51:00 <Tolradi> Pieter aren't you from SA?
51:00 <DemonsRun> Autocorrect -.-
51:00 <Pieter> im from
51:08 <PietSAbabe> Ive invented a new fragrance for you guys
51:10 <PietSAbabe> Its called
51:17 <PietSAbabe> Depression FOR MEN
51:21 <PietSAbabe> :)
52:00 <Pieter> southbank
52:00 <Pieter> MELbourne
52:00 <Tolradi> do you want to move in with Lumeah?
52:00 <Tolradi> so you can care for her
52:00 <Tolradi> she's getting in her years
52:00 <DemonsRun> I'm SURE you could afford to live in southbank...
52:00 <Tolradi> and needs someone to watch Ellen with
52:00 <Tolradi> and Dr Phil
53:00 <Pieter> Dr Phil is mah bitch
53:00 <Pieter> Ellen is too ugly to be mah bitch
53:00 <Pain> PIETER FUCK OFF U GAY CUNT
53:00 <Tolradi> Pieter are you in a relationship with Lumeah on Facebook?
53:00 <Pain> PIETER YOU ARE GAY
53:00 <Pain> GET OUT
53:00 <Pain> FAGGOT
53:00 <Pain> U GAY CUNT
53:00 <Tolradi> do you get to see all her HILARIOUS links she shares
54:00 <Pieter> you seem wayyy jealous Tolradi
54:00 <Tolradi> yeah
54:00 <Tolradi> I'm as jealous of you
54:00 <Tolradi> as I am of a homeless person
54:00 <Tolradi> actually
54:00 <Pain> pieter fuck off
54:00 <Tolradi> more so of the homeless person than you
54:00 <Mew> oh my god i just realised who Lumeah is
54:00 <DemonsRun> Lolwut?
54:00 <Tolradi> if I had to choose between dating an old dry IRC bint or living in a cardboard box
55:00 <Tolradi> I'd go with the box
55:00 <Tolradi> Mew who?
55:00 <Pain> fuck off
55:00 <Pain> cunts
55:00 <Pain> mew
55:00 <Pain> is a slut
56:00 <Pain> id bash her skull in
56:00 <Tolradi> Pain is that you pandas?
56:00 <Mew> come geddit
56:00 <Pain> nope
56:00 <Mew> oh i just realised who she is on facebook Tolradi
56:20 <BlackDevil> game of thrones
56:25 <BlackDevil> hope there are boobies
57:00 <Pain> gay cunts
57:00 <Tolradi> Mew: every single 40+ woman who shares inane crap on her feed all day?
57:00 <Tolradi> and thinks cat videos are funny?
58:00 <DemonsRun> Old car lady?
58:00 <Mew> thats so very close
58:00 <Mew> but you simply go to pieters profile and look at the comments
58:00 <Tolradi> I don't have these cool people on FB :(
59:00 <Mew> nor do i
59:00 <Tolradi> does she have horrible hair?
59:00 <Tolradi> if so, it's her
59:00 <Fez> Gay cunts?
59:00 <Tolradi> just picture someone with the worst perm ever from the 80's
59:00 <Tolradi> and that is Lumeah
59:00 <Pieter> i love stalkers:)
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00:00 <Tolradi> Pieter because it means you might have a visitor?
00:00 <Q{{> Mew, who i Lumeah 
00:00 <Pain> you are all gay cuhnts
00:00 <Pain> die of aids
00:00 <Pain> FUCKING FAGGOTS
00:00 <Fez> Gay cunts are ok
00:00 <Fez> I rather bi cunts
00:00 <MrMark> boooo!
00:00 <Fez> Thwy let dixks in
00:12 <beehhh> Hot summer approaching in Adelaide again
01:12 <beehhh> Poor father plunged into his death on neighbour's roof with his shanty-airborne flight
02:00 <Tolradi> Mew is Pieter ugly?
02:00 <Tolradi> does he look like a junkie?
02:00 <Pieter> i leave bubble wrap on the floor at the entrance of my room for when i sleep walk hopefully popping it will wake me up
02:00 <Pieter> Im the sexiest living organism in this universe
02:00 <MrMark> living orgasm
02:00 <Tolradi> Pieter do you do that so you can hear people breaking in to steal your stash?
02:39 <beehhh> scammers are cashing-in on sydney's atm from innocent foreigners
03:00 <Pieter> hehehe that too MrMark
03:31 <beehhh> teen gets glassed at maccas while ADF is ignoring its cupportion against abusing
03:53 <beehhh> *corruption
04:00 <Lumeah> lol living orgasm
04:00 <Pieter> doesnt it make you depressed when you look in the mirror and seeing yaself as furious as you are with this world
04:00 <Pieter> ?
04:00 <Tolradi> Pieter is really called Christian Weston Chandler
04:00 <Pieter> do you ever see yourself smile?
04:00 <Pieter> smell some flowers Tolradi
04:00 <damian> wassup people
04:00 <Q{{> i bet Pieter could orgasm from tickling
04:00 <DemonsRun> Pretty boring fb Lumeah 
04:00 <Pieter> I could Q{{
04:00 <Pieter> :)
05:00 <Tolradi> http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/e/e2/0782-CWCSpread.JPG is literally Pieter
05:00 <Pieter> haha @ people judging other peoples facebook walls
05:00 <Pieter> a whole new level of pathetic
05:00 <Pieter> :))
05:00 <Pieter> me does kung fu on Q{{
05:04 <BlackDevil> lots of green screen in thie show
06:00 <DemonsRun> Fail.
06:00 <DemonsRun> Idiot
06:00 <Pieter> yes
06:00 <Pieter> fail.
06:00 <Pieter> idiot:)
06:00 <Tolradi> Pieter you're a manchild
06:00 <Tolradi> can't even wipe your own backside
06:00 <Pieter> naa , i just dont sit here sooking about other people , the world or worse my life
06:26 <beehhh> NT economy is second best after WA
07:00 <Pieter> i prefer not to fit in with that.
07:00 <Q{{> and under arms
07:00 <Pieter> NOT COOL Q{{
07:00 <Pieter> NOT COOL !!
07:02 <beehhh> asian banks are against australian leading banks
07:43 <BlackDevil> whats the best tranny you had sex with beehhh?
08:00 <Q{{> u can get real sore abdomal from tickling u know
08:00 <Pieter> i swear
08:00 <Pieter> these fishing shows
08:00 <Pieter> i reckon theres a scuba diver who attaches the fish to the hooks
08:00 <MrMark> a what who where does what now
08:00 <Pieter> one day they're gonna hook the scuba diver and have to edit it out
08:02 <beehhh> i have only one currently
08:11 <BlackDevil> ever invited simba?
08:20 <beehhh> her english sucks so i never get angry what she says
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09:42 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Kynetic
10:00 <[Maverick]> no, they just know how to catch fish. 
10:14 <beehhh> bottom line is the future is blink an asteroid might hit australia pretty soon
11:28 <BlackDevil> you got simba into trannies beehhh
11:42 <beehhh> those will suffer are the poorer of the poorest, so you cannot really show any of your emotions which wont be counted for or try to be a brave hero for nothing, just dont fkn know whats around the crn waiting to be hit...
12:36 <beehhh> nope BlackDevil, its the other way round of your statement, infact he involve me into trannies
12:56 <Q{{> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kBiVLmDZoc
12:58 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Where Do I Begin (Love Story) - Shirley Bassey (May 20, 2011) 4:46 - Category: Music - 412,257 views - 1,940 likes (97.6%), 47 dislikes (2.4%)
13:00 <Pieter> but now hes caught a squid
13:00 <Pieter> still reckon that came out of melbs aquarium and they shoved a hook in it
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16:08 <BlackDevil> ohhh the wife did it
16:11 <BlackDevil> with out knowing
17:00 <DemonsRun> Hai [Maverick] :)
17:00 <[Maverick]> sup DemonsRun
17:00 <[Maverick]> how yah doing? 
17:00 <DemonsRun> Nm just tard watchin
17:00 <DemonsRun> Good and you?
18:00 <[Maverick]> yeah alright 
18:00 <MrMark> we all gettin pissed?
18:00 <[Maverick]> just woke up not long ago 
18:00 <DemonsRun> It's after 1!
18:00 <DemonsRun> Lazy bum
18:00 <MrMark> lazy prick!
18:00 <MrMark> :P
18:04 Join: doctor ([email protected]) to #melbourne
18:57 <PietSAbabe> Hey doc:)
19:00 <[Maverick]> pfft.. 11:18 here... 
20:00 <couleurs> and we'll never be TheRonalds
20:00 <DemonsRun> Still lazy
20:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
21:00 <couleurs> cool... are you guys playing what time is it?
21:00 <[Maverick]> sif still lazy 
21:08 <BlackDevil> uh oh
21:11 <BlackDevil> she is drinking
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27:47 <doctor> mornin piet
29:00 <TheRon> beer?
29:35 <PietSAbabe> How are ya buddy
29:37 <PietSAbabe> ?
30:00 <TheRon> what if god was one of us?
30:00 <couleurs> beeaaaarrrr
31:00 <TheRon> who won last night?
31:00 <TheRon> chelsea?
32:00 <couleurs> it's tonight
32:00 <TheRon> ahh tonight
32:37 <doctor> Hungry but I cbf eating
33:00 <TheRon> i think the a-league is on tonight too, could be a football feast
33:00 <couleurs> tonight's da night
33:06 <doctor> yourself?
33:59 <PietSAbabe> Hah i know that feeling :p
34:00 <TheRon> i find beer helps me watch soccer
34:00 <thestig> couleurs loves u all
34:33 <PietSAbabe> Yeh not bad , excited , waiting for a large deposit so I can get twisted tomorrow night:)
34:50 <doctor> lol
34:54 Join: Lumeah ([email protected]) to #melbourne
35:00 <TheRon> quiet thestig :)
35:00 <couleurs> :)
35:03 Join: Mew ([email protected]) to #melbourne
35:06 * PietSAbabe bites Lumeah
35:08 <doctor> I'm still living off savings. Haven't had any money come in for a while
35:20 <doctor> I'll worry when it's gone
35:27 <PietSAbabe> Ahhh yes, thats where work and work on the side come in handy
35:47 * Lumeah bites PietSAbabe 
36:00 <PietSAbabe> I fixed 200 power supplies $20 each when fixed :)
36:00 <Tolradi> Kurupt_1 still want my ASL?
36:20 <doctor> Yeah at times I get called to help out as a farm hand but they've got nothing to do atm
36:26 <doctor> That's not bad
36:37 <Lumeah> Smarty pants.
36:38 <doctor> could probably charge more
36:56 <PietSAbabe> I could but it was what they offered me so i took it anyway
37:00 <MrMark> semen
37:02 <PietSAbabe> Sometimes the powersupplies aint even faulty
37:23 <Lumeah> Why just $20
37:38 <PietSAbabe> As long as it powers my lightbulb then its all good:)
37:43 <PietSAbabe> $20 each
38:10 <PietSAbabe> Uh oh i gotta poop
38:22 <Lumeah> Make it more.. Or is that being gready?
38:23 <PietSAbabe> Fuck i love how i changed the main font on android
38:28 <PietSAbabe> It makes everything look sexier
38:48 <Lumeah> Good! :)
39:00 <TheRon> it's seaman
39:07 Quit: ooomp ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
39:24 <PietSAbabe> Brb poopie time
39:59 <Lumeah> Ok
40:00 <MrMark> seaman and swallow
40:13 Quit: Doodle ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
40:38 Quit: PietSAbabe ([email protected]) EOF from client
41:00 <TheRon> robin swallows maiden name spits
42:00 <Tolradi> Lumeah do you give out your number on IRC?
42:20 Quit: Fez ([email protected]) Quit: Z-Lined
43:33 <BlackDevil> and boobies
44:00 Join: Pieter ([email protected]) to #melbourne
44:00 <couleurs> :)
44:00 <MrMark> i do
44:00 <Tolradi> MrMark give it to Lumeah
44:00 <MrMark> 555 55555
44:00 <MrMark> ehehehe
44:00 <Tolradi> she digs old guys too
44:00 <Tolradi> she might want someone her ago
44:00 <TheRon> and it's $5.95 a minute
44:00 <Tolradi> age
44:00 <MrMark> oooer
44:00 <Tolradi> MrMark you stand a chance with her, she's pretty game
45:00 <MrMark> im a slut
45:00 <TheRon> she is not on the game
45:04 <Mew> booooooooooobs
45:23 <BlackDevil> yea took a while
45:30 <BlackDevil> 40 mins in and boobs
45:43 <Mew> what movie?
45:46 <BlackDevil> game
45:47 <BlackDevil> of
45:49 <BlackDevil> thrones
45:54 <Mew> oh
45:55 <Mew> gay
46:00 <Tolradi> no
46:00 <Tolradi> she's just game for IRC guys
46:00 <Tolradi> like Pieter
46:00 <MrMark> oooer
46:00 <Tolradi> so she isn't picky
46:08 <Lumeah> Penis
46:13 <BlackDevil> now they are going to kill a baby
46:16 <BlackDevil> no penises yet
46:55 <Mew> you love da penis
47:00 <Tolradi> low standards
47:00 <Tolradi> will take any offers
47:00 <Pieter> most women are
47:00 <Pieter> irc and literally walking
47:03 <BlackDevil> only mine sweetie
47:14 <Mew> i thought you were bisexual
48:00 <Tolradi> I could only dream to be as lucky with the ladies as you Pieter
48:00 <MrMark> Pieter the pussy eater
48:00 <TheRon> will the real slim shady please stand up
48:00 <MrMark> ehehehehe
49:00 <Tolradi> Pieter would let a girl shit on him to get laid
49:00 <Tolradi> not even kidding
49:00 <Tolradi> is that my problem? I won't let a girl do whatever she wants?
49:02 <Lumeah> Im not gay yes i do love penis.
49:21 <BlackDevil> Mew http://i.4cdn.org/b/1398656310772.gif
50:54 <Mew> nice
51:00 <TheRon> i let them do things at a medium pace
51:05 <Mew> i meant BlackDevil, Lumeah
51:17 <DemonsRun> Glad I don't watch that show then
51:33 <Lumeah> Ok
52:09 <BlackDevil> how about these http://i.4cdn.org/b/1398656539017.gif
52:46 <Lumeah> Gravity
52:54 <Lumeah> ...
52:56 <Mew> oh my lord
53:00 <couleurs> Pieter Sucks
53:03 <Mew> theyre huge
53:27 <Lumeah> Fall to side... Gravity.
53:38 <Mew> huh?
54:00 <TheRon> i'm sure before the drugs he was a cool bloke
54:21 <BlackDevil> here Mew http://i.4cdn.org/b/1398655851938.gif
54:46 <Mew> thx
54:55 <Mew> you've filled my daily quota of boob links
55:00 <MrMark> drugs man!
55:00 <TheRon> any rick james stories?
55:09 <Mew> it doubles if TheRon comes in
55:10 <BlackDevil> can never be filled
55:15 <Mew> can so
55:20 <BlackDevil> i mean you posted cocks like crazy last night
55:31 <Mew> cocks are different
55:49 <Lumeah> Well ya have large boobies they fall to the side of the body.
56:07 <BlackDevil> one boobie is always bigger than the other
56:22 <Lumeah> They don't stay up like that.
56:45 <simba> http://pastebin.com/jdhuBws1 beagle
56:52 <Mew> are you jealous of that ladies boobies Lumeah?
56:58 <Mew> you should appreciate them not be jel
57:00 <TheRon> mmbop, i love this song
57:20 <BlackDevil> beagle is a nice mate
57:37 <Lumeah> Talking about boobs and poo..
58:03 <Mew> aw no simba :(
58:11 <Q{{> umm i read about fecal transplant
58:14 <Mew> i thought they were gonna last forevs
58:17 <Lumeah> Nooo not jelious... Trust me.
58:17 <Q{{> yeh ppl transplant poop too
58:26 <Q{{> for some medical treatments
58:42 <Lumeah> Hi {Q
58:51 <Mew> i think we should treat #melbourne like a game of dodgeball and hit Q{{ and some other annoying person like beehhh or Saemon with a ban and let awolf and beagle back in for a while
58:56 <Q{{> hey Lumeah
59:00 <couleurs> me 2
59:02 <Lumeah> See.. Im saying hi.
59:15 <Q{{> okay
59:40 <Q{{> mew got terrible taste
59:45 <Q{{> and poor judgement
00:30 <Q{{> except for some for some youtube links
00:41 <Lumeah> How old are u mew if u don't mind me asking?
01:18 <Q{{> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyf059psVew
01:20 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Empire Of The Sun - Suo Gan Scene (Feb 3, 2010) 2:25 - Category: Film and Animation - 551,963 views - 1,634 likes (98.7%), 21 dislikes (1.3%)
01:30 <Mew> 23
01:58 <Lumeah> Ta
02:24 <DemonsRun> Younger and better looking than you Lumeah
02:26 <DemonsRun> Damn!
02:52 <Mew> i was actually born with it
02:56 <Mew> maybelline sponsors me
03:00 <simba> CARN THE PEAR
03:00 <TheRon> she's lump she's lump she's lump she's in my head
03:00 <simba> 10,1PAFC1,0 1870 1,10PAFC0,1 1870 10,1PAFC1,0 1870 1,10PAFC0,1 1870
04:00 <TheRon> simba you're dreaming
04:00 <TheRon> got the supplies for the big game??
04:41 <BlackDevil> DemonsRun http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b7b_1398629199
04:46 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Guns and Toothpaste (Date: Apr-27-2014, 7 hours ago) - Views: 1967 - Played: 3903
04:51 <Serenity> wow
05:00 <Lumeah> And the rest.. Lol
05:00 <TheRon> weed and munchies?
05:07 <Serenity> shads and joel are messaging me that i have poo undies
05:09 <Serenity> i sure got owned
05:23 <BlackDevil> do you?
05:39 <Serenity> yeah man of course
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> I LOVE YOU SHIMUMBA!
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;D
06:00 <simba> not sure where 2 go before hand
06:00 <simba> i might get some beer now
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06:07 <BlackDevil> yea same here
06:13 <DemonsRun> BlackDevil: My phone signal isn't strong enough to open more than one internet using app at a time :(
06:29 <BlackDevil> blows balls
07:00 <TheRon> damn
07:00 <MrMark> get a case of 24!
07:00 <TheRon> load up before the game, it's too expensive
07:00 <couleurs> u lil rippa
08:50 <DemonsRun> We have an outage :(
09:09 <DemonsRun> But still getting SOME service from the tower on the way to town
11:00 <TheRon> you got the music in you don't let go
12:38 <Serenity> BlackDevil isnt human dem
12:41 <Serenity> hes not listening to you
12:43 <BlackDevil> i got 0 service
13:00 <couleurs> i won't
14:00 <TheRon> nice
14:00 <simba> yea i am cos it is
14:00 <TheRon> cheers
15:00 <TheRon> good luck my man
15:00 <simba> top of the table sunday !!!!!!!!!!!
15:00 <TheRon> in both codes
15:00 <TheRon> epl?
15:00 <simba> yep!!!
15:00 <TheRon> go chelsea
16:00 <TheRon> my bro is liverpool i just can't go for liverpool
16:00 <simba> lfc 4eva
17:00 <TheRon> nah man, everton
17:00 <simba> everton lost to 2 own goals last night ;;;;;
17:00 <simba> they might slip up
17:00 <TheRon> i know not one player for everton but i still like them better
17:34 <Pieter> Im fucking with a green screen application
17:44 <Pieter> Soon im gonna be orbiting earth\
17:48 <Pieter> :)))
19:00 <TheRon> we can live beside the ocean leave the vibe behind, swim out past the breaker, watch the world die
20:00 <couleurs> ronaldo scored 2 big goles
20:00 <couleurs> both from outside the box
20:00 <TheRon> for who?
20:00 <TheRon> he's barca right?
21:00 <simba> no the other spain
21:00 <TheRon> real?
22:00 <couleurs> yes
22:00 <TheRon> oh well getting better
22:00 <simba> Osasuna
22:00 <couleurs> http://gfycat.com/FirmAgileEsok
22:00 <couleurs> http://gfycat.com/BlissfulRectangularAtlanticsharpnosepuffer
22:00 <TheRon> osasuna is a phil collins song isn't it??
22:00 <TheRon> oh wait thats sussudio
22:00 <simba> brilliant
22:00 <TheRon> my mistake
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23:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/6WYWYVA
23:00 <TheRon> why isn't australia getting chinese players. they'd be cheap as
23:00 <couleurs> lollllll
24:00 <TheRon> damn i missed mew's boobs
24:00 <Alleenkatze> Mew posted?
24:00 <TheRon> i assume os
24:00 <TheRon> so
24:00 <Alleenkatze> Hot
24:27 <BlackDevil> ohhhh
24:30 <BlackDevil> new fap video
24:33 <BlackDevil> would be epic
25:00 <MrMark> sexy
25:00 <Alleenkatze> TITS OUT FOR THE BOYS
25:00 <TheRon> INDEED!
25:25 <Pieter> Yeh !!!
25:47 <Pieter> Intergalactic tugging !!
26:00 <TheRon> any hot women's soccer players??
28:00 <TheRon> been spending most their lives living in gangsters paradise
28:29 <Mew> there will be a new constellation called the gangrenous slug
30:00 <MrMark> lesbians
30:00 <TheRon> where?
30:00 <Fez> Boobs where
30:45 * Pieter slams Mew with an ACNE rocket
31:00 <MrMark> lesbian boobs!
31:00 <TheRon> where?!!
31:00 <couleurs> RIP Barceloeniel Messi FC
31:00 <Q{{> casual lesbians are ok
31:00 <Q{{> real lesbians are gross
31:00 <simba> going 2 the oval
31:00 <simba> 10,1PAFC1,0 1870 1,10PAFC0,1 1870 10,1PAFC1,0 1870 1,10PAFC0,1 1870
31:56 <BlackDevil> i dont think Mew seen your fap video
32:00 <Fez> Meh @ lesbian boobs
32:00 <TheRon> get ready to be disappointed
32:00 <Fez> Bi boobs are ok
32:00 <TheRon> plyable bbobs are ok
32:00 <MrMark> big tits
32:00 <MrMark> !!
32:07 <Mew> i havent
32:12 <Pieter> Damn
32:12 <ShadowLurker> slug slapping vid
32:13 <Pieter> See it
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32:15 <Mew> and unfortunately i dont have enough data to watch it
32:33 <Pieter> Ya can hear it go flop flop flop
32:36 <Pieter> Or slap slap slap
32:49 <Mew> that is truly terrifying
32:55 <ShadowLurker> it is
32:57 <Mew> i feel like ive seen it
33:00 <TheRon> see we do have intelligent convos on irc
33:00 <MrMark> yes
34:00 <MrMark> super intelligent
34:00 <TheRon> you like the water balloon tits??
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35:00 <TheRon> or the airbag tits?
35:00 <MrMark> airbag!!!
35:00 <TheRon> i prefer the water balloon
35:29 <ShadowLurker> do you feel like you need to wash in a bath of acid
36:00 <TheRon> woo chilli peppers best song
36:00 <TheRon> soul to squeeze
36:47 <Mew> pretty much
37:00 <Fez> Pillow tits are great
37:00 <TheRon> ahh the pillow tits
37:03 <Doodle> D:
38:00 <Defunct> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XcN12uVHeQ
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Red Hot Chili Peppers - Soul To Squeeze [Official Music Video] (Jul 15, 2011) 4:53 - Category: Music - 5,318,877 views - 26,117 likes (99%), 261 dislikes (1%)
38:00 <Q{{> what u think of silicone implants with built in mp3?
38:00 <TheRon> we don't like the 4 n 20 tits
38:00 <Fez> Dim sim tits i dont like
39:00 <Defunct> This isn't their best work I don't think
39:00 <TheRon> scotch and coke dispensing tits is a dream of mine
39:00 <TheRon> i'd never get off them
39:00 <Defunct> Blood sugar sex magik was their best album
39:00 <TheRon> oh yes by far
39:00 <Fez> Oh fuck
39:00 <Q{{> they have DIY bio genetic labs
40:00 <Fez> Theron u are a genious
40:00 <TheRon> my mum always did say iwas special
40:00 <Defunct> no O in genius, genius
40:00 <Fez> Scotch n coke tits..
40:00 <Fez> Mmm
40:00 <Q{{> i think u can genetically modify one with scotch milk
40:00 <TheRon> that would curdle
41:00 <TheRon> i still don't get how khaleua works
41:00 <Q{{> i say why not 
42:00 <Q{{> women have taken frivolous pleasure with us men for too long
42:00 <TheRon> it's time we took a stnad
42:00 <Q{{> yeh man power
42:00 <partay> back to the kitchen bitches
43:00 <Q{{> should get some women to do construction work too
43:00 <MrMark> hehehe
43:00 <Fez> Partay
44:00 <TheRon> cheers
44:08 <Mew> http://www.thatslife.com.au/Article/Food/Recipes/Caramel-Choc-Pecan-Slice
44:20 <Mew> mmmmmmm
45:00 <Defunct> Bourbon is mostly made from Corn, Scotch whisky is mostly made with Barley. They're both from grain, like distilled beer
46:00 <partay> the fez
46:00 <Fez> Hows the scotch goin down
46:00 <partay> scotch ewwwww
46:00 <partay> no-one drinks scotch
46:49 <Pain> gay
47:00 <MrMark> i drink scotch by the litre
47:00 <TheRon> just plug it into my veins
47:00 <MrMark> yes
47:00 <Defunct> Scotch tastes a lot smoother if you ask me
47:00 <BoneCold> MrMark
47:00 <Fez> Oh
47:41 <Mew> caramel choc pecan slice and sodomy
47:59 <ShadowLurker> :)
48:00 <TheRon> it's a better whiskey
48:00 <MrMark> bourbon is American shit
48:00 <TheRon> ye
49:00 <TheRon> tullymore dew
49:00 <TheRon> that's the shit
50:00 <MrMark> yes its a good scotch
50:00 <MrMark> ive had a bottle or 2
50:00 <TheRon> jim beam drinkers are generally tools
52:00 <partay> indeed
52:00 <TheRon> at least the ones i know
52:00 <partay> tools and bogans
52:00 <Fez> Bundi rum drinkers are worse
52:00 <MrMark> no sorry Tullamore is an Irish whisky
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53:00 <TheRon> still good stuff
53:00 <MrMark> yep
53:00 <couleurs> Mountain Dew!!!!!!
53:00 <MrMark> no
53:00 <Tolradi> Lumeah how's your daytime tv watching?
54:00 <stebie> do the dew
54:00 <Defunct> I hate the majority of television especially daytime television. It's aimed at women at home with nothing to do.
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55:00 <TheRon> sport?
55:00 <Tolradi> Defunct that is pretty much Lumeah
55:00 <Tolradi> she likes to watch Kochie on Sunrise
55:00 <couleurs> Dew U Do Da Jew
55:00 <TheRon> why pay out on lumeah, she's harmless
55:00 <couleurs> TheRon 4 head opper
56:00 <TheRon> nah i'd make drunk random calls
56:00 <Defunct> I don't like primetime television much either. They have replications of shows like 'my kitchen rules' or master chef. or other clones 'Australias got talent' or 'x-factor' or 'australian idol'
56:00 <Tolradi> TheRon keep white knighting her, she might make it worth your while
56:00 <Defunct> or the home improvement shows 'the block' or I can't remember
56:00 <TheRon> i hate the block so much
56:37 <TheRon> hello
57:00 <TheRon> lumeah has been nothing but cool with me
58:00 <Defunct> I hate all those fucken shows
58:00 <Tolradi> lumeah's bedroom is full of piles of junk mail too
58:00 <TheRon> i'm a gordo ramsay fan
59:00 <partay> TheRon same
59:00 <partay> kells kitchen is great
59:00 <TheRon> nightmares
00:00 <TheRon> watch his cooking at home stuff, he almost orgasms over the ingredients
00:00 <partay> tmi
00:00 <Defunct> That's not the impression I get from him. Though I've never watched the shows
01:00 <Defunct> anything I've seen of Gordon Ramsey is him swearing at poor workers in his kitchen
01:00 <TheRon> on hells kitchen i hate the over confident black women
02:00 <TheRon> they do make me giggle
02:00 <partay> cos they're black
02:00 <TheRon> don't take responsibility for anything
02:00 <partay> i got this 
02:00 <partay> hahahaha
02:00 <TheRon> black has nothing to do with it
02:26 <Q{{> hi handsome
02:36 <TheRon> yes i am
02:42 <Q{{> where u been
02:49 <TheRon> around
03:00 <Defunct> it's so plebian. and all these things 'Home improvement' 'singers and dancers' 'food' are all subjective
03:00 <TheRon> i don't watch my kitchen rules
03:00 <TheRon> it's shit
03:30 <Q{{> did u get any wolf whistles today
03:41 <TheRon> oh yes!
04:00 <Defunct> I'd rather a decent hearty meal than what they offer up on these shithouse shows of awesome dining
04:24 <Q{{> were they from cougars?
04:44 <TheRon> how'd you guess
05:00 <Saemon> damn
05:00 <Mew> have you ever scored with ladies from lawn bowls?
05:00 <TheRon> why don't they just do a roast with some vegies?
05:00 <TheRon> i'd probably do something simple like fish
05:02 <Saemon> TheRon
05:03 <Q{{> must be hard life to be beautiful
05:18 <Q{{> how u live with such a curse TheRon
05:39 <TheRon> no but this one time there was this hot 24 yo blonde peice
05:54 <Mew> did she want a piece of you?
05:55 <Saemon> if ur too good looking
05:58 <TheRon> she bent over to bowl and oh my god
06:00 <TheRon> fish 3 mins each side it's done
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06:10 <Mew> awwww daaaaaamn
06:10 <Saemon> some jelous person is gona throw acid into your face
06:25 <Saemon> u always gotta walk around lookin over your shoulder
06:33 <Saemon> a life living in constant fear is no way to live
06:39 <Saemon> id rather be ugly and happy
06:53 <Q{{> i wouldnt do that, i rather steal his face for transplant
07:00 <doctor> gosh darn cretins!
07:00 <couleurs> u beautey
07:00 <couleurs> Croutons 
07:00 <TheRon> i think i need some cheddar shapes
07:00 <TheRon> couleurs you like STP?
07:05 <TheRon> i go the kavorka what can i say
07:17 <Saemon> doesnt work that way Q{{
07:35 <Saemon> a face looks they way its does due to bone structure
07:40 <Q{{> there been several face transplants before
07:51 <Q{{> they implant bone structures too
07:59 <Saemon> so if u simply peeled on his face skin and pasted ontu yours, you'd still look the same as u did
08:00 <couleurs> no
08:00 <TheRon> well you should
08:00 <TheRon> damn it
08:00 <beehhh> so many asians are in australia 
08:00 <Defunct> Stone Temple Pilots?
08:00 <TheRon> yes
08:00 <beehhh> alaska dont
08:00 <Defunct> or Scientificially Treated Petrolium?
08:07 <Saemon> only slightly different
08:19 <Q{{> they do the bones and face
08:20 <Q{{> yeh
08:27 <Saemon> i see so your willing to steal his facial bones as well
08:32 <Mew> you ugly people sure have a lot of weird fantasies
08:42 <Saemon> u do know that this would most likely kill TheRon, right?
08:43 <Q{{> someone did installed lab grown vagina too
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08:48 <Mew> it doesnt even seem like you're ugly and happy just ugly and mad
09:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: does alaska like STP?
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09:05 <Q{{> with the bones, they use man made materials
09:18 <TheRon> i'm an absolute hornbag
09:23 <Saemon> Mew you got tuckshop arms
09:32 <Saemon> i think you're one of us
10:00 <beehhh> Do you spread STD's
10:00 <TheRon> plush is an awesome song
10:00 <Defunct> 'we are like a household, we have to balance the books' is a liberal mantra. But the government isn't like a household because a household can't print it's own money
10:01 <TheRon> one of us one of us!
10:13 <Saemon> what if meeeew was one of ussss?
10:16 <Mew> if i had tuckshop arms and a wide set vagina i still wouldnt be one of you
10:27 <Saemon> like a slob like one of is?
10:45 <Saemon> if mew had a name, what would it be and would u say it to her face
10:58 <Saemon> and all her glory n yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
11:00 <Defunct> or I should be more accurate a 'conservative' mantra
11:00 <Tolradi> Defunct LNP would sell the house to pay off the home loan
11:00 <TheRon> mew, woo hoo boobs!!!
11:00 <Tolradi> and call it a wise move
11:00 <Tolradi> despite living in a box on the street
11:46 <Q{{> ur turning to one of us as we chat Mew
11:48 <Mew> yis
11:51 <Q{{> lets face it
11:59 <Mew> ha ha good one Q{{
12:00 <Defunct> hehe
12:00 <Mew> boobies
12:00 <TheRon> yes!!
12:00 <Defunct> I like you Tolradi. You seem smart
12:07 <Q{{> the more exposure with us, the more u become one of us
12:33 <Mew> im immune sry
12:53 <Q{{> u hope so
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13:00 <TheRon> have you weened rory off the breast??
13:00 <Mew> yes indeedy
13:00 <TheRon> hard work?
13:19 <Q{{> but nah it doesnt work that way
13:26 <Q{{> u cannot help but become on of us
13:39 <Q{{> its futile to resist
13:56 <Q{{> u gotta get far away
14:00 <Mew> i signed up for it
15:00 <TheRon> ?
15:00 <Mew> hard work lol
15:00 <TheRon> some boys just never get over it'
15:06 <Mew> http://31.media.tumblr.com/c47b4912e443a0cec2f654f139d3b6ee/tumblr_n4ibmtWsAW1rxkt25o1_1280.jpg
15:21 <TheRon> very nice
15:22 <Fez> Thats not a dick
16:04 <Saemon> she has a pretty face
16:04 <Adonis> whose that?
16:28 <Q{{> nope dont like her boobs
17:38 <Q{{> i wish mew is hot like that tho
18:34 <Q{{> Saemon, i wont have to kill him
18:46 <Q{{> i can keep him on life support
18:56 <Q{{> till i find replacement face for him
20:00 <beehhh> trannies are the best healing
20:00 <TheRon> i would've kept that to myself
21:00 <beehhh> women really dont care for old n unused male
21:00 <beehhh> if you cant hump ur out of the league
21:00 <Doodle> theres a humping league?
22:00 <Doodle> D:
22:00 <TheRon> if the lady's won't look, a tranny is the next best thing?
22:00 <beehhh> girl knows who got abs and extra large sizes
22:00 <TheRon> stp - interstae love song
22:00 <beehhh> actually trannies are better than ladies
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23:00 <TheRon> right!
23:00 <beehhh> they dont give ur stress
23:00 <beehhh> imagine of penguins
23:00 <TheRon> billy madison penguins?
23:37 <Pain> np: [Chet-Faker-Built-On-Glass-CD-FLAC-2014-OUTERSPACE]-08-chet faker-blush.flac
24:04 <Pain> still mew is a fat slut
24:10 <Pain> go get a cock in you slut
24:23 <Q{{> :/
24:29 <TheRon> i'll take the bullet
24:59 <Q{{> thats not Pain
25:00 <Mew> haha
25:00 <TheRon> it don't matter if you're black or white
25:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxCSSzb0I9o
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Butters - what what in the butt (Dec 15, 2008) 4:25 - Category: Comedy - 3,063,816 views - 8,659 likes (92.2%), 731 dislikes (7.8%)
25:00 <TheRon> nice lol!
25:02 <Q{{> why u say that
25:30 <Mew> thanks TheRon
25:57 <TheRon> i'm not that choosey
25:59 <TheRon> :)
26:00 <BlackDevil> LOL NICE
26:00 <BlackDevil> yet so old
26:00 <BlackDevil> Mew needs to catch up with the times
26:00 <beehhh> yeah i never sucked a white cock bofore
26:00 <BlackDevil> this is whats new Mew https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbLGe2y0t-A
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: News Airs a Womans GIANT Camel Toe (Apr 23, 2014) 0:34 - Category: People and Blogs - 758 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
26:00 <beehhh> tranny parlors are the next best thing
26:24 <Mew> you just ruled out anal
26:50 <Pain> mew
26:56 <Pain> mew is a slut
27:00 <beehhh> beautiful ladyboys were in styarra with blue eyes i shouldve had
27:21 <Q{{> dude hussies are popular here
27:30 <Pain> id bash her face in
27:32 <Q{{> u advertising for mew?
27:41 <Pain> like im gonna bash your head into next week
27:46 <Pain> gay faggot
28:00 <TheRon> what is beehhh on because i wouldn't mind some
28:05 <Q{{> eww nasty
28:12 <Q{{> im not chatting with u anymore
28:15 <Q{{> waste my time
28:20 <Pain> yeah diaf
28:21 <Pain> faggot
28:27 <Pain> u gay poof
28:50 <Q{{> so?
28:53 <Q{{> whats ur point?
29:00 <Q{{> what u saying?
29:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/10006923_10152318572286112_5007039974775076729_n.jpg
29:00 <BlackDevil> beehhh, simba is into trannies
29:31 <Pain> stfu
29:37 <Pain> u have aids
29:42 <Q{{> ^ one frustrated dude
29:49 <Pain> nope
29:50 <Pain> im happy
29:52 <Q{{> i can tell
29:57 <Mew> - pharrell
29:58 <Pain> happier then u bunch of sad sacks of shit
30:00 <TheRon> can't find a betterman
30:01 <Q{{> dude ur all mad and upset
30:09 <Pain> nah
30:11 <Pain> u are mad
30:14 <Pain> u are fat
30:28 <Q{{> ^ :D
30:52 <Q{{> ur the only mad and sad person here pain
30:57 <Q{{> ;-)
31:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
31:00 <TheRon> she lies and says she's in love with him, can't find a betterman
31:00 <BlackDevil> Unfortunately the members of nickelback have died in an unfortunate plane crash. We must tell the rest of the community of what happened. We must tell there facebook viewers, youtube watchers, and google+ circle jerkers.
31:09 <TheRon> pain, even been in a turkish prison?
32:00 <TheRon> nickleback?
32:00 <TheRon> canadians will be shattered
32:55 <Pain> hey the ron
33:00 <DemonsRun> I call bullshit
33:00 <Mew> yeah theres no way nickelback is dead
33:00 <Mew> i havent got that intense joy radiating from inside me
33:02 <Pain> how about you go eat a dick
33:05 <Pain> u paki faggot
33:50 <Q{{> ^ he sees everyone as gay
33:59 <Q{{> he got gay eyes
34:00 <[Maverick]> yeah.. I am not slitting my wrists yet 
34:00 <BlackDevil> we all with they were dead
34:00 <TheRon> happy happy joy joy??
34:00 <doctor> we all with they were dead
34:00 <DemonsRun> I don't mind a couple of their songs for sentimental reasons
34:00 <DemonsRun> But I prefer the band chad Kroger managed.
34:00 <couleurs> we all with we were dead
34:05 <TheRon> he's a happy so and so
35:00 <doctor> Most of their songs are just about stupid stuff
35:00 <DemonsRun> One of their songs was played at a friends funeral a couple years ago
35:00 <DemonsRun> Hence sentimental reasons
36:00 <TheRon> blues traveller - run-around
36:00 <doctor> fair enough
37:00 <couleurs> i prefer good music
38:00 <couleurs> thank u
38:00 <TheRon> well richmond are fucked
38:00 <DemonsRun> Richmond vs Geelong!
38:00 <DemonsRun> ?*
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39:00 <TheRon> hawks
39:00 <TheRon> numnuts
39:00 <TheRon> harvey danger - flagploe sitta
39:18 <TheRon> shhh scotty doesn't know
39:44 <Mew> http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md094hlJPv1rhpw36o1_500.jpg
40:00 <DemonsRun> Haven't been paying attn to afl this year
40:00 <TheRon> well you should be
40:00 <DemonsRun> Nah
40:23 <Mew> perfect vagina
40:29 <Q{{> nah i dont like that one
40:35 <Q{{> it lack shape
40:38 <Q{{> and character
40:48 <Q{{> too little fat
41:00 <TheRon> it's the greatest game in the world
41:00 <couleurs> lol
41:00 <DemonsRun> I agree
41:00 <DemonsRun> I just don't bother with watching sports
41:00 <TheRon> seems wrong to me
41:05 <Mew> okay well if that vagina was placed in front of me i would do things to it
41:11 <Q{{> too stingy on the labia
41:13 <Mew> and im not even into that sort of thing
41:52 <Q{{> maybe i need to see the complete package
42:00 <couleurs> me 2
42:29 <Mew> if you're that picky about vaginas then i dont think the whole package would change your opinion much lol
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43:00 <Mew> i hate afl
43:00 <BlackDevil> yea doctor
43:00 <BlackDevil> we with
43:00 <couleurs> me 2 Mew 
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43:50 <Pain> licking the clit is amazing
44:00 <TheRon> i like bon jovi
44:22 <Q{{> not as amazing as receving the lick
44:58 <Pain> why
45:00 <xm> Nickelback band members have died after being lured for fake rock festival "Canadian Rock Legends 2014".  After chants from the crowd for band members to crowd surf the four star performers lept into the crowd only to be stomped to death by a stampede of eager Nickelback haters that organised the event over Facebook.  Their lifeless bodies were then lit with the butane from cigarette lighters as their prerecorded song "Burn it to the ground" was played
45:00 <beehhh> image foods for your requirement
45:10 <Q{{> coz its even better
45:17 <Pain> i think oral sex is as pleasurable for both parties
45:20 <Pain> the giver and receiver
45:29 <TheRon> why do kangaroos lick their own genitals?
45:35 <TheRon> because they can
46:00 <beehhh> google is a dexter to me better than Mew
46:00 <couleurs> RIP Nickledick
46:00 <TheRon> this is how you remind me?
46:00 <DemonsRun> I call hoax xm
46:00 <xm> i trust the author
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46:55 <TheRon> i smell roast lamb and it's delish
47:00 <xm> he's not known for lying
47:00 <beehhh> domain.co.au
47:19 <simba> TheRon do you know what i smell
47:34 <TheRon> the sweet smell of victory?
47:40 <simba> Cat blood
47:50 <Pain> fez zlined
47:50 <Pain> lol
47:57 <TheRon> we get another shot at the title, wait untill after then
47:59 <druff> lol
48:00 <TheRon> def leppard - hysteria
48:00 <TheRon> a fave of mine
48:00 <couleurs> double u double u double u dot shut up dot com dot aye u
48:02 <Pain> im drinking blue v energy drinks
48:03 <simba> i told u that was a fixture we would win m8
48:06 <druff> what a dick
48:16 <TheRon> yes you did well done
48:19 <simba> we might meet deep in finals
48:50 <TheRon> yes we might
48:54 <Pain> np: [Machinedrum-Vapor City-WEB-2013-jAZzMan]-01-machinedrum-gunshotta-jazzman.mp3
48:57 <Pain> simba
49:00 <Pain> did u hear about dj rashad
49:00 <beehhh> im broke until my next cycle of aunts payment into my bank acc
49:00 <TheRon> b1 def leppard?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> are shit
49:05 <Pain> RIP DJ RASHAD
49:10 <simba> yeah thats fucked
49:11 <simba> !!
49:12 <Pain> i kno
49:13 <TheRon> i think the top will be out of hawks cats port and the roos
49:16 <Pain> whes fucking awesome man
49:21 <Pain> that cd double cup man
49:26 <simba> TheRon there are a bunch of derbys this weekend
49:29 <Pain> kahn was mates with him
49:37 <Mew> man
49:48 <TheRon> the cats v richmond, i think we can already pencil in a win
49:49 <Pain> shut up
49:57 <Pain> u guys see eddie maguire
49:59 <Pain> drop the c bomb
50:00 <TheRon> wash your mouth out
50:00 <Bastardly_One> the only good hair band are finally calling it quits
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and I was devastated (at the time)
50:00 <xm> nah, HAIM are still going strong
50:04 <Pain> hes a fucking idiot
50:06 <TheRon> no
50:08 <Mew> nah man i didnt see that man
50:12 <simba> yea
50:12 <Mew> when did he do that man?
50:16 <Pain> he dropped the c bomb on fox footy
50:22 <simba> interviewing kane cornes
50:27 <simba> it was weird
50:27 <TheRon> collingwood?
50:28 <Pain> yah lol
50:32 <Pain> i was like wtf
50:36 <Mew> who was he calling a cunt man?
50:41 <TheRon> yeah thats just wrong
50:58 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPrfY5CbLl4
50:59 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eddie McGuire Drops C Bomb | Eddie McGuire Swears on TV (Apr 27, 2014) 0 - Category: Howto and Style - 6,085 views - 19 likes (95%), 1 dislikes (5%)
51:00 <Bastardly_One> xm, heh
51:00 <xm> oh did you hear about the news earlier?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, Motley Crue are calling it quits, suicide tour in a way
51:00 <xm> <xm> Nickelback band members have died after being lured for fake rock festival "Canadian Rock Legends 2014".  After chants from the crowd for band members to crowd surf the four star performers lept into the crowd only to be stomped to death by a stampede of eager Nickelback haters that organised the event over Facebook.  Their lifeless bodies were then lit with the butane from cigarette lighters as their prerecorded song "Burn it to the ground" was pl
51:00 <xm> ayed
51:00 <beehhh> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0c/Dhaka_Savar_Building_Collapse.jpg
51:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha
51:00 <Bastardly_One> how I wish that was true xm
51:00 <xm> DemonsRun reckons it's not true
51:03 Join: Fennec_Fox ([email protected]) to #melbourne
51:16 <simba> hard to hear what he's even saying
51:22 Part: Fennec_Fox ([email protected]) from #melbourne
51:23 <Pain> u know hes saying i
51:28 <Pain> that cunt should be sacked
51:38 <simba> something about him being an old cunt
51:49 <Pain> yah lol
51:59 <TheRon> it was in context
52:00 <BlackDevil> 911?
52:00 <xm> i dunno m8
52:00 <Pyro-> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1560570_648124235252518_1538447417_n.jpg
52:19 <Mew> he'd be almost ready to retire anyway wouldnt he?
52:22 <simba> old cunt is still too savage for tv
52:36 <Mew> go out with a bang
52:37 <simba> i think eddie is a good commentator but most of the rest are avergae
52:58 <simba> no good competition there
53:00 <Pain> i cant stand eddit
53:00 <Bastardly_One> its not
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I went googling
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and no member is dead
53:00 <beehhh> garment factory collaspe in dhaka will effect the businesses in australia
53:00 <xm> Bastardly_One, it was just xm journalism :)
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish, I so wish
53:00 <xm> i might go pasting it around for laughs
53:01 <Pain> eddie
53:12 <Pain> james bray shaw is good
53:16 <Excessive> k, reset my ringtone to Guru Josh - Infinity
53:17 <TheRon> he's a broady boy made good
53:51 <Saemon> its just cunt
53:54 <Pain> saemon
53:55 <Saemon> wats the big deal
53:55 <Pain> stfu
53:59 <Pain> u gay semen cunt
54:00 <xm> im sure some kids in America will believe it
54:00 <xm> but yeah ill have to AFK while i get extradited
54:00 <couleurs> :~)
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I just cut and pasted it 
54:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4ca_1398564820
54:00 <Bastardly_One> to my status
54:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Dude Sits Down At Public Piano An Just Man Handles It (Date: Apr-26-2014, 3 hours ago) - Views: 1668 - Played: 1512
54:00 <xm> oh right
54:00 <DemonsRun> You'll only make yourself look foolish & look like you believe everything that's put in the Internet
54:00 <xm> we can go to jail together
54:02 <TheRon> you south australians should be worshipping the ground brayshaw walks on
54:05 <Pain> i hate u saemon
54:07 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8TQZBHszI4
54:09 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Best of Foghorn Leghorn (Apr 17, 2012) 13:04 - Category: Comedy - 1,371,251 views - 3,921 likes (93.6%), 269 dislikes (6.4%)
54:50 <Saemon> simba do u know whose the best commentator of all time?
54:53 <Saemon> Jim Ross
55:00 <xm> DemonsRun, depends on if you understand irony. and if you understand what is going on here
55:02 <Saemon> good ol' JR
55:06 <Pain> your full of shit cunt
55:07 <TheRon> lou richards\
55:14 <simba> Pain have you gone on redbullmusicacademy
55:22 <TheRon> actually sam newman is the best comments man
55:22 <Saemon> classy freddie blassy
55:24 <Pain> no how come
55:27 <Q{{> nice boy. he got more nerve than a bumped tooth
55:32 <Pain> sam new man is hilarious
55:34 <Saemon> jerry the king lawler
55:44 <Pain> that takin to the streets segment
55:50 <simba> lots of great lectures and sets on there from the rbmas they do around the world.... ie a dj rashad one
55:50 <TheRon> michael cole not so much
55:51 <simba> http://www.redbullmusicacademy.com/lectures/dj-rashad-dj-spinn--windy-city-boom
56:00 <beehhh> dimmys n forges are now being hard scrutiny by the global watch organization
56:00 <Bastardly_One> neither store exists anymoe beehhh
56:04 <Pain> yeah ill have to get it thanks mate
56:10 <Saemon> michael cole was good during attitude era days
56:10 <simba> everyone is on there u will be surprised
56:19 <Pain> simba
56:21 <Pain> DJ_Rashad-Itz_Not_Rite-(ZIQ285)-WEB-2010-DEF
56:24 <Saemon> nowdays he sucks
56:33 <Pain> u need that simba?
56:41 <simba> yes
56:45 <simba> wait
56:45 <Pain> k i can help u
56:49 <Saemon> lawler was fucken awesome as a heel color commentator during attitude era days
56:50 <Pain> i can zippyshare
57:00 <Bastardly_One> actually, Forges I think still does in Footscray but I've not been to Melbourne in a long time
57:00 <Bastardly_One> DemonsRun, no no no ... I'm looking at it from this perspective
57:00 <Bastardly_One> if you read the last line it is clearly a joke
57:00 <TheRon> richmond are shit b1
57:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I said, I wish!
57:00 <Bastardly_One> we know TheRon
57:02 <TheRon> i'm worried about any artist with dj in fromnt of their name
57:07 <simba> yes
57:10 <Pain> dj rashad is awesome
57:11 <TheRon> except for jazzy jeff
57:26 <Pain> simba have u ever listened to machinedrum
57:26 <simba> its ok some of them are producers too
57:36 <simba> no
57:36 <Pain> np: [Machinedrum-Vapor City-WEB-2013-jAZzMan]-02-machinedrum-infinite us-jazzman.mp3
57:39 <Pain> u should
57:47 <TheRon> i prefer u2
57:54 <Pain> check out machinedrum,sepalcure,JETS and dream continuum
58:00 <Bastardly_One> wish we could play without old baldy though
58:00 <Bastardly_One> why the fuck is he such a spiritual leader for us?
58:00 <beehhh> im taking hospitality so i can sell rooms to hot couple
58:00 <TheRon> judd?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't get it ... he's an old has been and a apparently a bit of a cunt
58:00 <TheRon> robninson?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> aye ... him
58:00 <beehhh> i do like trannies
58:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh Judd
58:00 <xm> Bastardly_One, when people dont get the joke they become one
58:08 <Pain> they are all projects of travis stewart aka machinedrum
58:23 <Pain> he does stuff under another name called sydrone
58:38 <Pain> jets is jimmy edgar and travis
58:41 <simba> nice
58:41 <simba> 1
58:47 <TheRon> i want the cricket back on
58:51 <Pain> sepalcure is a producer called braille and travis
59:00 <beehhh> most chefs are gay
59:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/gallery/bPmx9
59:00 <xm> nahhhh it's a hell manly profession
59:00 <Bastardly_One> WOOT!
59:00 <xm> yelling at people and stuff
59:00 <Bastardly_One> My most favourite housemate ever saw it was a joke
59:11 <Pain> jamie xx is making some sweet beats too
59:15 <Pain> producer from the xx
59:40 <TheRon> so live and let die
59:58 <Pain> hey simba who are your fav producers
00:00 <Bastardly_One> **** ********* What a beautiful dream.
00:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
00:00 <TheRon> aerosmith?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> suck arse
00:00 <Bastardly_One> there's only one hair metal band
00:00 <Bastardly_One> OH
00:00 <Bastardly_One> AH
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Kickstart My Heart til it never stops
00:00 <TheRon> motley crue
00:00 <Bastardly_One> OH, YEAH, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABY!
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
00:06 <TheRon> moby
00:11 <Pain> yep
00:11 <TheRon> fatboy slim
00:20 <Pain> fatboy slim is one of the original pioneers
00:24 <Pain> original djs
00:35 <Pain> came from playing in a band called the housemartins
00:46 <Pain> do producing some of the most amazing music ever
00:51 <simba> the neptunes
00:53 <Pain> yup
00:54 <simba> lol jk
00:59 <Pain> no the neptunes are awesome
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikki Sixx is the man
01:00 <TheRon> how shit was armageddon?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> shittiest movie
01:00 <Bastardly_One> shittiest songs
01:00 <beehhh> when my dad used to get angry he pointed at his penis
01:00 <beehhh> so was my mum
01:00 <Bastardly_One> don't suppose anyone watched the movie on Bettie Page last night did they?
01:06 <simba> theyre cool but wouldnt say favs
01:19 <Pain> flying lotus is in my top 10
01:20 <simba> idk about favs
01:26 <Pain> rustie
01:27 <TheRon> i like quincey jones
01:47 <simba> mala
01:48 <Pain> hudson mohawke
02:00 <xm> beehhh, he meant that he regretted impregnating your mother to make you :)
02:00 <TheRon> i watched tna wrestling last night, it's shit
02:00 <beehhh> we are twins
02:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxvfDTaUVAo
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: UEV 440 Conqueror Australia off road trailer (Mar 8, 2012) 7:06 - Category: Autos and Vehicles - 212,012 views -
02:00 <BlackDevil> must want
02:06 <simba> kode9
02:10 <Pain> burial
02:19 <Pain> four tet
02:24 Quit: scott` ([email protected]) Quit:
02:24 <simba> yea i could listen to them all the time
02:28 <Pain> fuck yeah
02:31 <Pain> four tet is amazing live
02:37 <simba> yea f*ck y*ea
02:43 <Pain> i would love to see burial live
02:58 <simba> that would be like a sigur ros type sit down thing
03:00 Nick: DragonM|A is now known as DragonMaster
03:00 <TheRon> is wolf creek 2 good?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea, I loved the first one 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> xm should die though
03:01 <simba> amasing
03:10 <Pain> haha
03:49 <Q{{> http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y462/staffpicks/Animated_GIFs/future.gif
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I've This Is How You Remind Me
04:00 <xm> LOL
04:00 <Bastardly_One> in my head and it will NOT go away
04:00 <TheRon> john jarrett the best aussie actor
04:00 <xm> yah, ive had it playing too in my head
04:00 <xm> yeah*
04:00 <xm> someone mentioned it before, cant remember who
04:00 <Bastardly_One> John Jarrett surprised the life out of me in that movie
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I never would of expected that out of him in a million years 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and that laugh ... it's awesome
04:24 <simba> you know Hype Williams
04:36 <simba> aka
04:39 <Pain> yes
04:46 <simba> dean copeland
04:49 <simba> whatever they are using now
04:51 <Pain> he did stuff with kelis back in the day
05:00 <TheRon> darlin' you give love a bad name
05:00 <Mew> i refuse to let nickelback get stuck in my head
05:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RwZu9W5Szs
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bob Dylan - Hurricane (original) (Apr 15, 2013) 9:09 - Category: People and Blogs - 1,502,032 views - 1,435 likes (58.4%), 1,023 dislikes (41.6%)
05:00 <couleurs> sweat trailer bro
05:09 <simba> not the director or w/e
05:16 <Pain> oh yeah
05:41 <Pain> yeah dean blunt
05:44 <Pain> inga
05:46 <Pain> copeland
06:00 <BlackDevil> isnt it?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> FUCK!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> now it's Photograph
06:00 <Mew> ew
06:00 <Mew> stop thinking
06:00 <Mew> immediately
06:00 <BlackDevil> Mew mate
06:00 <TheRon> def leppard photograph??
06:00 <Bastardly_One> show me some tits 
06:28 <simba> yea like that record Find Out What Happens When People Stop Being Polite, And Start Gettin' Reel
06:31 <simba> i listened to that a lot
06:39 <simba> but i saw them live and it was whack
06:45 <simba> a whole lot of bass and smoke
06:49 <simba> loudest show i ever saw
06:53 <Saemon> lol @ simba
06:55 <Saemon> wot a tryhard
07:00 <BlackDevil> will you carry elements baby?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that'll help
07:00 <TheRon> always helps me
07:00 <Mew> no thanks BlackDevil
07:00 <TheRon> pics or gtfo
07:06 <simba> now idk about the stuff they do under those names
07:14 <TheRon> ric flair back tomorrow
07:29 <TheRon> WOOO!
07:30 <Pain> yeah
07:33 <Saemon> wonder if hes gona be a part of evolution again TheRon
07:37 <Saemon> WOOOO!
07:53 <simba> Saemon has never been to a live show
07:59 <simba> and if he did he would choose WWE
08:00 <BlackDevil> Mew http://i.4cdn.org/b/1398578559867.jpg
08:00 <xm> why is that penis crying
08:00 <xm> did you yell at it
08:00 <Mew> happy tears
08:00 <BlackDevil> pre cum
08:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One http://i.4cdn.org/b/1398573045910.jpg
08:00 <xm> pre crum is the sentence said before simba says something
08:00 <xm> crum*
08:00 <xm> cum*
08:00 <TheRon> that penis should be a part of the get up movement
08:19 <TheRon> i chose jewel back in the day
08:22 * Saemon slaps simba across the chest really hard
08:23 <Saemon> WOOOO!
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08:45 <Excessive> u couldn't reach to his chest*
08:57 <simba> yea u r like 5'7
09:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone loves yoga pants!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> *approves*
09:00 <TheRon> i know i do
09:00 <Bastardly_One> well, in this city only fat girls do :(
09:00 <xm> yeah, it would help with the same sex marriage campaigns too TheRon 
09:00 <TheRon> see it's a win win
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and wtf is with Fed Uni?
09:01 <simba> lil babby
10:00 <TheRon> the FU?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> where do the actual good looking females hang out?
10:00 <Mew> schnitzel von cum with a prolapsed bum
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's a big FU believe me 
10:00 <xm> 'This penis is sad because same sex marriage is not legal.  Stop these tears of oppression. Make same sex marriage legal now!"
10:00 <TheRon> it used to be what was known as the bridge hotel
10:00 <beehhh> avocado beef with organic celery
10:00 <Bastardly_One> do what?
10:49 <Saemon> simba ur greek
10:54 <Saemon> greeks are sort
11:00 <TheRon> beehhh:  not appealing
11:00 <DemonsRun> Why is there a dick on my screen
11:00 <DemonsRun> And a chicks ass
11:00 <beehhh> http://www.seriouseats.com/images/2012/08/20120806-127677-Steak-and-Avocado-small.jpg
11:00 <TheRon> you looking up porn?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> can't you see the connection DemonsRun?
11:00 <DemonsRun> They're the links posted before
11:00 <DemonsRun> On my phone they just show up as the pic not the link
11:00 <TheRon> half hour till the game b1
11:00 <Bastardly_One> it all comes back to BlackDevil's obsession with arses
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and raping them
11:02 <Saemon> short
11:10 <Saemon> everyone knows this lol
11:15 <simba> Pain if u havent heard that hype williams record with the really long name check it !!
11:22 <Pain> will do
11:26 <simba> nope my old man is tall and i am taller
11:29 <simba> and my bro is tall
11:31 <simba> owned
11:44 <TheRon> you greek?
12:00 <simba> im half greek yes
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yep TheRon
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and I am that behind in homework
12:00 <TheRon> getting pumped?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll watch it instead of doing the homework
12:00 <TheRon> good work
12:00 <DemonsRun> I love women's asses
12:00 <DemonsRun> IF they workout
12:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
12:00 <Bastardly_One> true, saggy bums aren't that attractive
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12:13 <TheRon> throw another wog on the fire
12:13 <Saemon> lol simba sure sure whatever you say shorty shortanopolis
12:15 <simba> Malakas Saemon
12:20 <Saemon> simba shortanopolis
12:25 <Saemon> thats his surname lol
12:41 <simba> Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
12:45 <simba> thats my surname
13:00 <TheRon> poison a good hair band?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oh dear
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I sort of saw Poison
13:00 <TheRon> don't need nothing but a good time
13:00 <Bastardly_One> well, Brett Micheals supporting Motlety Crue
13:00 <Bastardly_One> *motley crue
13:00 <Mew> michael bolton
13:00 <xm> Van Halen m8
13:00 <xm> get it up ya
13:00 <Mew> is that your actual name? HahahAhahaHAha
13:09 <TheRon> it's a wog wog wog wog world
13:21 <Saemon> lol ur not allowed to modify ur texts and add colors to it in room
13:33 * simba np: Kode9 - Xingfu Lu [04:40m/321kbps/44kHz]
13:34 <Saemon> u should be banned for that simba
13:39 <simba> this is 1 of his best trax
13:47 <simba> yes u r u dumbass teenager
13:53 <simba> u dont know n e thing about irc
13:55 <Saemon> omg more teenbybopper try hard music
13:56 <simba> i am a trained professional
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Van Halen ... should never of got back together 
14:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Michael Bolton - How Can We Be Lovers.mp3 (3.67MB 128kbps Stereo 4:00)
14:00 <TheRon> michael bolton isn't hair rock
14:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking woeful
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and Poison's best song would be 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Talk Dirty to Me
14:00 <xm> dunno about Van Halen getting back together. maybe their pension ran out
14:00 <xm> spice girls or ABBA reuniting
14:00 <xm> now that's worthwhile
14:00 <Bastardly_One> that New Tattoo album
14:00 <Bastardly_One> is fucking embarrassing
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Van Halen I mean
14:00 <TheRon> rose tattoo??
14:02 <simba> u r a novice
14:17 <simba> u dont know how 2 troll or even use basic irc
14:23 <simba> u have to learn irc before u learn how 2 troll
14:24 <TheRon> the wog industry is the fastest growing industry in the southern hemisphere did you know that
14:38 <Saemon> watever shortanopolis
14:49 <Saemon> watever shortynopolis
14:52 <Saemon> lol
14:52 <simba> wogs pioneered this western way
14:53 <Excessive> careful man ............. he's gonnah hit the roof soon n call his bandito "mates"
15:00 <Bastardly_One> are 70s aussie rock
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and fucking awesome
15:00 <Mew> remember tatu
15:00 <Mew> all da fings she sed 
15:00 <xm> those russians girls?
15:00 <TheRon> suddenly
15:00 <xm> yes, they were pretty good
15:00 <Mew> yis
15:00 <Mew> they were a bit sexy
15:00 <TheRon> i watched
15:00 <xm> Russia has a few good gems that the west doesnt really know about
15:26 <Saemon> wats ur other half simba
15:33 <Saemon> if one half is greek
15:40 <TheRon> italian
15:45 <simba> aus you dumbass
15:46 <Saemon> rofl
15:54 <Saemon> italian/greek =
16:00 <Saemon> supewog
16:00 <Mew> im surprised TheRon 
16:00 <beehhh> how am i suppose to live without you
16:00 <TheRon> tatu is awesome with the sound down
16:00 <xm> i bet they're past their lesso phase and happily married with kids and vote for putin now
16:00 <Bastardly_One> best cover ever
16:00 <Mew> LOL
16:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UB0uIngUw0
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CHILDREN OF BODOM Talk Dirty To Me [POISON Cover]. (Mar 12, 2010) 3:37 - Category: Music - 19,811 views - 146 likes (98%), 3 dislikes (2%)
16:05 <simba> Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
17:00 <TheRon> scorpions - rock you like a hurricane
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Alexi is not right in the head ... like most people from Finnland
17:00 <Bastardly_One> they do a great cover of Umbrella too 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and Oops, I did it again
17:00 <xm> TheRon only likes music where they have instruments and have played on shows like Hey Hey or have cover bands playing the songs in pubs
17:00 <xm> is this true TheRon ?
17:02 <Excessive> and add a ")" to that b4 he picks at it :)
17:11 <TheRon> i'm a white anglo male so i get no shit for my race
18:00 <TheRon> yep anything wrong with that?
18:00 <xm> clearly not. i dont want a glassing incident
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
18:00 <TheRon> good man
18:00 <xm> nnot to my pretty face
18:00 <TheRon> the blues FredFlinstone ?
18:15 <simba> unless youre getting it from abos
18:23 <Saemon> hey simba do you use tzatziki sauce as lubricant when you jerk off? like how beehhh uses curry?
18:28 <TheRon> yeah well......
18:42 <simba> hang on Saemon, the over 14s are typing
18:47 <TheRon> tzatziki sauce is the best jerry
18:50 <DemonsRun> Saemon: Do the hookers reject you often?
19:00 <TheRon> might even tip north melbourne next week
19:11 <Saemon> some have
19:17 <Saemon> but it doesnt happen too often
19:22 <DemonsRun> That's just sad
19:27 <Saemon> but when it does, u do get pissed off
19:45 <Saemon> cuz its like 'fuck you bitch, ur a fucken hooker, and u fucken judge ME?!"
19:47 <DemonsRun> When a hooker says no you know you're ugly
20:00 <TheRon> who they playing?
20:01 <Saemon> i know im ugly already thats why i sue hookers
20:03 <Saemon> herp derp
20:15 <Excessive> sue hookers?
20:16 <Saemon> but yeah most want the money though
20:24 <Saemon> so its unlikely
20:25 <simba> u can tell hes ugly just by how angry he is on irc
21:00 <beehhh> stkilda vs essendon
21:00 <TheRon> i love rock n roll
21:19 <Saemon> duh simba captain obvious
21:30 <simba> be quiet
21:36 <Saemon> ive already said that ive got a weak jaw
21:44 <Saemon> no chin
21:46 <Saemon> overweight
21:51 <Mew> i thought he was ugly and happy
22:00 <beehhh> james hardy saga left the bloke flee to france
22:00 <Mew> http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/wennpic/alice-cooper-clive-davis-and-the-recording-academy-s-2013-pre-grammy-gala-01.jpg
22:00 <TheRon> alice cooper is boobs
22:00 <TheRon> isn't
22:01 <Saemon> i am happy
22:23 <TheRon> beer makes me think i'm more attractive than i probably am
22:24 <Saemon> simba thinks im angry
22:41 <simba> klown kum
22:44 <Mew> no chin http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvd7ad2Fm11r058cd.jpg
22:54 <DemonsRun> Lol Mew
23:00 <Fez> Mews boobs
23:00 <doctor> alice cooper doesnt look well there
23:00 <Fez> Jason mews..
23:00 <TheRon> jay
23:00 <Mew> alice cooper has boobs
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24:00 <TheRon> mew stick to what you're good at
24:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!!!
24:00 <Fez> Everyone should have voobs
24:00 <Fez> Boobs
24:00 <Mew> http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/alice_cooper.jpg
24:12 <Saemon> my chin is like this guys
24:14 <Saemon> http://beforeafter.cosmeticsurgeryfriends.com/dr_cruise/befores/3426/chin-augmentation_o?1342065750
25:00 <Mew> http://www.metalsludge.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Tyler_Old_Dec_2013_2.jpg
25:00 <Mew> there you go TheRon 
25:00 <doctor> the other picture is more scarey
25:00 <TheRon> my god
25:14 <Saemon> im considering gettin cosmetic surgery to fix it
25:22 <Saemon> but i donno, the risks sounds scary
25:38 <Saemon> if u goes wrong u could simply lose your entire jaw
25:47 <Saemon> and literally have like half a face
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26:00 <TheRon> i reckon it was in a rocky movie
26:00 <Fez> Mew. Penis pics. Kgo
26:00 <beehhh> heroin has hormone inside
26:00 <beehhh> sexy tyler moobs
26:00 <Mew> you would, beehhh 
26:09 <TheRon> all these stupid women who want breast implants, i can do exactly the same using nothing but alcohol
26:13 <Saemon> what should i do guys?
26:32 <DemonsRun> Trying to go home so my kid takes off for a walk -.-
26:53 <TheRon> qiuck backhander?
26:54 <DemonsRun> Should leave his bag here and pick him up tomorrow, nan will deal with it haha
27:00 <Mew> ooo penis pics? really?
27:00 <Mew> can i?
27:00 <beehhh> anything for the money
27:00 <TheRon> bon jovi - in these arms
27:00 <Intrepid> http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/04/27/11/02/teacher-felicia-smith-filmed-giving-student-a-birthday-lap-dance
27:00 <beehhh> your not having it alone
27:00 <Fez> Yea do it mew
27:00 <Fez> U deserve it
27:38 <TheRon> what do you call a 26 yo woman in a port adelaide jumper?
27:39 <Saemon> child neglect is never something to make light off.
28:00 <TheRon> intrepid the pies were good
28:00 <beehhh> Intrepid african ladies like to dance in class
28:00 <beehhh> i got one here she also danced
28:06 <DemonsRun> We're at my mothers you idiot
28:08 <Saemon> what TheRon?
28:11 <DemonsRun> Hardly neglect
28:12 <TheRon> nanna
28:30 <Saemon> i dont get it
28:48 <DemonsRun> ^
28:53 <TheRon> they tend to have kids when they are 13 or 14
29:00 <Saemon> does the port adelaide jumper make her look older?
29:00 <Mew> http://37.media.tumblr.com/8fbc8b4ca4b3e25364ecfa588e388fcb/tumblr_mslw6sxriG1s2ew95o1_400.jpg
29:00 <Mew> lmfao
29:00 <Intrepid> TheRon the pies?
29:00 <TheRon> collingwood
29:00 <DemonsRun> Flexible
29:00 <TheRon> the pies
29:00 <Fez> Lol
29:00 <DemonsRun> Nice ass tho
29:00 <Intrepid> they were good?
29:00 <beehhh> this is discrimination
29:00 <TheRon> yeah they were ok
29:00 <Intrepid> they only beat essendon
29:22 <Saemon> oh they do?
29:37 <TheRon> what does a port adeliade supporter use for protection during sex?
30:00 <beehhh> nice big slong
30:00 <TheRon> they didn't beat geelong, they were ok
30:00 <Intrepid> essendon are gone
30:00 <TheRon> oh yes
30:00 <Intrepid> couldnt beat the siants and the lions belted them
30:00 <TheRon> a change is personnel i think
30:00 <Mew> oh.... my...... lord........   ......... http://37.media.tumblr.com/39657e7893c8a9ff3c176847ce2a7d69/tumblr_n0va9u5qAK1s2cuhao2_500.jpg
30:12 <Saemon> DemonsRun are u one of those people who has kids
30:24 <Saemon> and then lets thier parents take care of their kids
30:37 <Saemon> while u go out drinnking n shit
30:49 <DemonsRun> My son has 3 sets of grandparents who all want to see him regularly. If they ask they have him
30:54 <DemonsRun> And I do as I please
31:00 <Mew> is that even humanly possible
31:03 <DemonsRun> If they don't, I don't ask them to.
31:19 <Saemon> 3 sets of grandparents? how does that work?
31:27 <Saemon> u got like two husbands or something?
31:36 <TheRon> mother father and someone's partner
31:37 <DemonsRun> My parents are remarried
31:45 <DemonsRun> How are you so dumb?
32:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck that
32:00 <DemonsRun> Wouldn't fit
32:00 <DemonsRun> Ouch
32:00 <Mew> it'd be pretty fun trying to make it fit tho
32:00 <Fez> Pun intended?
32:11 <Saemon> ah ic
32:35 <Saemon> im not dumb how am i supposed to know your parents are remarried?
32:40 <Q{{> some women needs to combine genetic materials from 2 eggs to get it fertilised
32:40 <Saemon> wat am i, psychic?
32:50 <Serenity> its common sense you moron
32:53 <TheRon> so you probably have like really young siblings?
33:00 <stebie> go victory gooooo
33:00 <DemonsRun> But once you realise it just won't fit all the fun is gone
33:00 <DemonsRun> I don't even think deepthroat would be possible
33:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
33:00 <Mew> what the hell
33:00 <Mew> http://37.media.tumblr.com/546ed307de01bce6cc2668072a458998/tumblr_n1jrlvgoxV1sjefsto1_1280.jpg
33:00 <Mew> thats almost down to his knee
33:00 <Mew> for real
33:00 <DemonsRun> Where the hell are you finding these?
33:01 <Q{{> then get surrogate womb
33:27 <JimmyJack> anus
33:53 <TheRon> ass
33:59 <DemonsRun> TheRon: I have one younger sister 4 older brothers
34:00 <stebie> penis blog
34:00 <Mew> tumblr heavenly cock
34:00 <DemonsRun> Ah
34:00 <Intrepid> thats a nice cock Mew
34:18 <Saemon> awkward moment when a sibling is old enough to be the younger siblings parent
34:23 <TheRon> ah yes
34:46 <TheRon> interesting how families work
35:01 <Serenity> why is it awkward
35:08 <Serenity> or is Saemon just talking shit again
35:22 <DemonsRun> Sister is 15. I'm 22. Hardly old enough to be her mother
35:30 <JimmyJack> new weed :D
35:32 <Saemon> its awkward cuz when u go to the shops ppl might go
35:38 <Serenity> no one does that
35:40 <Saemon> "oh look at yur daughter shes adorable"
35:58 <Saemon> and you'de be like 'oh, thats my sister'
36:00 <DemonsRun> The mind of an idiot
36:00 <TheRon> http://www.upstartbayarea.org/storage/images/Rooster-1.jpg
36:00 <TheRon> how about my cock?
36:06 <Serenity> jesus christ
36:18 <TheRon> best not to think about it
36:33 <JimmyJack> touched me
36:35 <Saemon> and the dynamics of authority is screwed up
36:37 <Serenity> meanwhile back in the real world
36:47 <Saemon> so sister would be more lenient with you than your mother
37:00 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/m7Ela7h.jpg
37:00 <TheRon> pour some sugar on me in the name  of love
37:05 Nick: DragonMaster is now known as DragonM|A
37:07 <Saemon> but of they are similar age, should the sister be more strict like the mother as well or not?
37:20 <Serenity> shut.up.
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38:00 <Intrepid> id suck that cock
38:19 <JimmyJack> how can u get a kid to eat veggies?
38:27 <Saemon> whoa dayem DemonsRun ur only 22?
38:36 <Saemon> bow chika wow woooow
38:40 <Saemon> lol jks
38:44 <Q{{> no wonder simba is on to her already lol
38:52 <Serenity> you just feed them veggies?
38:54 <Q{{> anyhow...
38:56 <Serenity> *shrug*
38:59 <Saemon> we got off on the wrong foot, lets restart
39:00 <Mew> http://37.media.tumblr.com/baad88c16164adf24aa54524b87a9e9e/tumblr_mufatigwAE1rwxs6oo1_1280.jpg
39:01 <JimmyJack> k
39:03 <Saemon> hi DemonsRun, im saemon
39:09 <Mew> i make a mash for rory that goes with spaghetti bolognase sauce
39:25 <JimmyJack> mmm cool
39:28 <Pyro-> ram the veges down their throat
39:29 <Saemon> easy way to make a kid eat veggies
39:35 <Pyro-> kind-of like worming a cat
39:36 <Serenity> if theyre not given any alternatives they dont know any different
39:40 <Saemon> make them watch paranormal activity
39:52 <TheRon> my nephew likes chicken nuggers and cheese sandwiches
39:53 <Saemon> then tell them that will happen to them if they dont eat veggies
39:56 <TheRon> that's all
39:58 <Mew> its like pumpkin, potato, broccoli, capsicum etc and then i put smokey paprika and onion salt in it
40:00 <TheRon> the rooster?
40:04 <Mew> oh and cheese
40:05 <Saemon> tell them u have the power to bring the ghosts to your house
40:08 <Mew> cheese makes it good
40:18 <Saemon> if the kids u are talkin about is under 5
40:22 <Saemon> they will fall for that
40:32 <Serenity> here comes Saemon
40:34 <Serenity> kid professional
40:43 <JimmyJack> how old is the little one now mewsie?
40:49 Nick: JimmyJack is now known as Loof
40:53 <TheRon> my nephew delveloped a fussiness as he got older
40:55 <Pyro-> the idea is to not give them a choice .. if they don't eat them they stay hungry ..
41:00 <Mew> nearly 15mo
41:00 <doctor> i hope some day people wont feel its necessary to mutilate their sons
41:00 <TheRon> hinder - lips of an angel
41:05 <Loof> awww
41:17 <Mew> hes walking and sort of talking
41:23 <Mew> he says 'oh dear' and 'taco'
41:28 <Loof> awesome :)
41:30 <Serenity> lol @ taci
41:32 <Serenity> taco
41:34 <Q{{> what if they dont eat and get real skinny
41:34 <Mew> walks around going "tacotacotacotaco"
41:37 <Saemon> oh dear?
41:41 <Loof> i bet he got oh dear off peppa pig
41:42 <Loof> the dad
41:44 <Q{{> u get arrested for child abuse
41:45 <TheRon> we teach "go cats " by about that age
41:45 <Saemon> why does he say 'oh dear'
41:47 <Saemon> of all tings?
41:48 <Loof> that's where zac got it
41:55 <Serenity> shut the fuck up Saemon
41:56 <Pyro-> they'll eat eventually .. stop being a pussy and tell them what to do
42:00 <doctor> heck, even the trees arent safe 
42:00 <stebie> http://i.imgur.com/YMYXerB.gif
42:16 <Q{{> Serenity, is getting jelly Saemon
42:23 <Q{{> so watch out
42:28 <Serenity> yes jelly.. of what exactly
42:30 <Pyro-> don't ask them nicely to protect their feelings.. that's when they grow up to be spoiled cunts forever getting their own way
42:46 <Serenity> if you dont eat what i cook you go hungry here
42:47 <Mew> yeah probably Loof he loves peppa
42:49 <Serenity> tough love
42:53 <Q{{> jelly from Saemon sweet words and attention
42:58 <Q{{> from=for
43:00 <Mew> http://37.media.tumblr.com/a3295c694306349992a0fe7c798e5420/tumblr_mte8rfVJZy1rw2rvmo8_400.jpg
43:00 <TheRon> mew your thoughts on stebies cock?
43:00 <Mew> omg stebie wins
43:00 <Mew> a million times
43:00 <Intrepid> doctor, mutilate?
43:03 <Serenity> hes not getting any attention you moron
43:04 <Serenity> shut up
43:22 <Saemon> if i had a 15 month old, i would teach him to say cool tuff
43:24 <Q{{> ur just crazy then
43:24 <Saemon> stuff
43:25 <Serenity> i saw that vid of him walking mew
43:28 <Serenity> hes so cute
43:33 <Saemon> like jabroni
43:43 <Mew> yeah did you hear his jibberish
43:43 <Saemon> hell yeah, austin 3:16
43:43 <Mew> ?
43:58 <Serenity> yeah i did
44:00 <stebie> my cock gives you good luck
44:00 <TheRon> ladies tom hawkins
44:00 <couleurs> Treenage Mutilated Ninja Sons
44:11 <Serenity> i want to smoosh his face in
44:15 <Saemon> wheres the vid? is it on youtube>
44:48 <Q{{> serenity is such a wacked stupid bitch
44:51 <Loof> we're doing ivf again
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44:59 <Mew-is-a-fatty> LoL
45:00 <Mew> http://rgifs.gifbin.com/1232905374_michael%20phelps%20wins.gif
45:07 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*mibbit@*.183.42927C.EC10EE
45:07 Kick: Mew-is-a-fatty was kicked by ChanOP ((Serenity) no)
45:23 <BlackDevil> lol element
45:30 <Serenity> i noticed hes skilled in getting around handsome pete hah
45:34 <Pyro-> more cushion for the pushin
45:40 <Serenity> i dont think element would use mibbit
45:50 <Saemon> its amazing how kids learn how to speak
45:50 <BlackDevil> he isnt
45:54 <Saemon> how they learn the language
46:09 <BlackDevil> he is using irc with a mibbit identd
46:09 <Loof> this asian woman on the train today, must have been 50 something, best ass and titties
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46:09 <Q{{> they pretty much have to learn it before 7yo
46:12 <Mew-is-a-fatty> http://i.imgur.com/RTTMBQf.jpg <<<<< Mew eXposed! Lot 2 South Terrace Penneshaw S.A 5222
46:12 Quit: Mew-is-a-fatty ([email protected]) Z-Lined
46:12 Mode: (by stebie) +b *!*@180.183.42927C.EC10EE
46:22 <Serenity> oh
46:23 <Saemon> like, you never really officially sit them down to teach them propperly
46:25 <Serenity> now i feel derpy
46:45 <BlackDevil> element is in love with Mew
46:47 <Serenity> brb
46:49 <Saemon> like how a foreigner learns english in class
46:59 <Saemon> babies just hear to speak it
47:00 <couleurs> Americer #1
47:00 <TheRon> oh hells bells
47:06 <Saemon> and then one day they just start speaking it too
47:09 <Saemon> word by word
47:15 <TheRon> rob schneider is derpy derp der derpity do
47:18 <TheRon> rated pg
47:21 <Saemon> how do they even know the meaning of the words they say?
47:41 <Q{{> problem is kids cant tell different between the 2 languages
47:45 <Q{{> they get mixed up
47:47 <Q{{> and confused
48:00 <Pyro-> that's just cuddly, not fat
48:24 <Loof> Saemon i wish i knew that
48:32 <Loof> how kids learn to speak scares me
48:36 <Loof> how do they do it
48:41 <Loof> it's magic i say
48:52 <Q{{> thanks goodness for inventor of clothes
49:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/NLMsv.gif
49:00 <TheRon> giddy up
49:00 <TheRon> geelong socres the first
49:25 <TheRon> pants?
49:40 <Q{{> pants is good too
49:50 <Q{{> else u have to wear skirts TheRon
50:25 <Saemon> has anyone ever pointed out that god seems like a butthurt perv?
50:32 <TheRon> the other day a black man went were no black man has ever went before
50:36 Join: Bastardly_One ([email protected]) to #melbourne
50:37 <TheRon> into a kilt shop
50:49 <Saemon> cuz adam and eve ate the apple from tree of knowledge, and then realised that being naked was emabarressing
51:00 <couleurs> bloodey banana
51:00 <TheRon> is that aussie
51:02 <Saemon> so when god saw them one day with leaves covering thier privates
51:17 <Saemon> he threw a hissy fit and kicked them out of the garden of eden
51:22 <Q{{> and clothes protects them from the elements
51:27 <Q{{> -s
51:39 <Loof> clothes protect all females from element
51:55 <Loof> and a lot of males
51:59 <TheRon> loof you got in before me
52:00 <Mew> http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-gif-big-fish-flopping.gif
52:00 <Mew> lmfao
52:47 <Saemon> fucken hell aust pledges 60 million dollars into search for missing plane MH370
52:56 <TheRon> is pieter a rapist pr am i just making that up?
53:00 <Intrepid> Mew u are getting me very horny with those pics, please stop
53:00 <TheRon> i got my first real 6 string....
53:10 <Saemon> i never gave permission for my tax money
53:15 <ShadowLurker> you have to be able to get a hardon to rape
53:16 <Saemon> to pay for that shit
53:25 <TheRon> fair point
53:45 <Saemon> i can never rape then
53:55 <Loof> i might
53:56 <ShadowLurker> shut up
53:57 <Saemon> cuz a female struggling and hitting me and in distress
54:03 <Loof> :P
54:04 <ShadowLurker> i wish Saemon had a permban
54:10 <Q{{> lol
54:13 <Saemon> wont giv me an erection
54:15 <Pieter> Hbahaha @ that mew pic thing , i hd to see it
54:17 <TheRon> naughty naughty
54:24 <Loof> wish i had a permerection
54:29 <Pieter> And this is what bags me out , fwhat a fuckin crack up
54:36 <Saemon> thats bad for u Loof
54:45 <Loof> yeah true
54:50 <Saemon> apparently the penis becomes in danger of gangrene
54:53 <Pieter> TheRon: Its true !
54:59 <Pieter> I AM
55:00 <amish> guitars
55:00 <Mew> okay your wish is my command
55:00 <amish> now ive got a boner
55:00 <Intrepid> banjo?
55:00 <TheRon> those were the best days of my life
55:01 <Saemon> if it stays erect for more than 3 hours
55:03 <Pieter> No woman is safe!
55:05 <Pieter> BwAHaHahA
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55:15 <Pieter> That was an evil laugh *nod*
55:18 <Loof> wonder if it has a warning about that on viagra boxes
55:18 <TheRon> always suspected
55:24 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> hey Pieter
55:25 <Q{{> men on average have 11 erections per day
55:27 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR99-0bbKiQ
55:29 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pieter and Fluffy II - Tonight I Celebrate My Love For You (Cover) (Feb 20, 2014) 3:55 - Category: Comedy - 25 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
55:30 <Q{{> that is quite a lot
55:35 <Saemon> probably on the side effects part
55:39 <Loof> yeah
55:40 <Pieter> Hahaha
55:52 <Pieter> The title is funny enough
55:52 <Saemon> my penis once stayed erect for ages when i was trying to sleep but needed to pee
56:00 <amish> you said the time serenity gave you voice in here was the best day in your life
56:00 <Intrepid> lol
56:00 <amish> liar
56:00 <TheRon> maybe i was wrong
56:00 <Intrepid> ops gives you cred
56:00 <Intrepid> its what i aspire to
56:03 <Saemon> when i finally did pee and the erection came down
56:12 <TheRon> peeing whilst erect is the worst
56:18 <Saemon> my entire penis was sore
56:20 <Saemon> like it was bruised
56:39 <TheRon> women have got it easy!
56:42 <Q{{> that would look like the worlds ugliest sausage
56:45 Quit: Loof ([email protected]) Quit: Ciao
57:00 <Mew> StReEt CrEd
57:00 <Intrepid> irc cred
57:00 <TheRon> pleasing ops is what i aspire to
57:00 <stebie> TheRon, on your knees
57:00 <amish> pieter is vanilla ice
57:00 <amish> are you gonna knight him
57:00 <TheRon> ice ice baby
57:00 <amish> hes 50 now
57:04 <Pieter> No
57:10 <Pieter> Peeing after sex is the worst
57:15 <Pieter> Theres always 2 streams
57:20 <ShadowLurker> like youd know
57:22 <Pieter> Having to get em both into the toilet
57:37 <Pieter> Ya need to control it like a fire hose
57:45 <TheRon> i make an effort to sit down when i pee
58:00 <stebie> yes
58:00 <amish> about time
58:00 <Mew> i wonder if piet will make it to 50
58:00 <amish> theron is the only link here we have to the sane world
58:00 <TheRon> i'm worried about him
58:00 <TheRon> dear god
58:00 <amish> a time in the 80s
58:01 <Pieter> The trick is to push out hard right at the start
58:05 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> what if you dont control it Pieter? will it be like a scene on a NYC street with a bunch of ghetto kids dancing around?
58:09 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> on a hot day?
58:10 <Pieter> Push that gunk out like a bullet !
58:17 <Q{{> how do astronauts pee
58:28 <Pieter> In 0 gravity
58:31 <Pieter> :)
58:33 <Q{{> yeh
58:35 <TheRon> a bag
58:55 <Mew> out of their dickholes
59:00 <TheRon> no doubt they make a mess the first couple of tries
59:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> come on Pieter ive seen your FB
59:00 <amish> before austnet
59:00 <stebie> amish, what about you?
59:00 <TheRon> before internet
59:00 <Bastardly_One> amish must of finally got his nmb
59:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not longer protesting for it 
59:00 <amish> yeah id like access 200
59:00 <Bastardly_One> nbn even
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
59:00 <Mew> whats nmb
59:00 <Mew> oh nbn
59:00 <amish> delete everyone
59:00 <Mew> lol
59:04 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> you like science right?
59:09 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> you know there's no such thing as 0 gravity
59:43 <Q{{> small enuf to be considered 0
59:46 <Mew> its different in piets world cos the sun is only 200m wide
59:49 <Pieter> Whats gravity ?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't speak Engrish
00:00 <amish> fresh blood
00:00 <Mew> ay blud
00:00 <amish> yes we amish need the nbn
00:00 <amish> now more tham ever
00:01 <Pieter> And Mew is only 200m wide
00:02 <TheRon> a type of gravy
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00:21 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> Piet is one of those people on dating sites when asked which is bigger: Earth or Sun... he'd say the Earth
00:33 Part: Fennec_Fox ([email protected]) from #melbourne
00:38 <Serenity> LOL 200m
00:41 <Mew> like duh, look how small the sun is in the sky!!
00:42 <TheRon> i thought he just said "my penis"
00:44 <Pieter> Nailed.
00:53 <Serenity> i remember that
01:00 <amish> fucking abbott and his policies
01:00 <amish> maybe we shpuld vote
01:00 <TheRon> yeah fuck abbott
01:00 <TheRon> hockey can suck my dick
01:00 <amish> hockey stick
01:00 <Fez> Sounds gay
01:00 <TheRon> nah man
01:00 <Mew> you know how you get fined if you dont vote?
01:00 <Fez> Oh
01:02 <Serenity> 'the sun is actually smaller than people think'
01:04 <Serenity> sure it is
01:11 <Mew> "most people dont know but the sun is actually 200m in diameter"
01:18 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> hahaha he said that?
01:23 <Mew> yeah ages ago
01:37 <Serenity> yuh
01:40 <Mew> Serenity you'll be able to find it in that big melb log
01:45 <Mew> just ctrl+f 200m
01:47 <Serenity> was it that long ago
01:51 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> did he say it 'used to be a fucking pineapple' but then coalesced and formed a star?
02:00 <TheRon> if you recieve it isn't gay
02:00 <Fez> Balls didnt touch aye
02:00 <TheRon> i turn up but don't vote
02:00 <Mew> its only a $22 fine LOL
02:00 <Mew> how bullshit is that
02:00 <amish> i want to go to jail for not voting
02:01 <Mew> oh i thought it would be including up to now
02:04 <Serenity> nahh
02:11 <Mew> it would be like less than a year ago
02:13 <Serenity> i ended up splitting them by months in like 2011
02:18 <Pieter> 6 months later and nothing at all has changed
02:21 <Pieter> Ilove it :)
02:32 <TheRon> they got married early never had no money.......
02:34 <Mew> oh damn
02:35 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> in the name of science someone please upload all the pieter quotes to somewhere
02:37 <Serenity> no nothing has changed you're still a raving lunatic
02:54 <Mew> can you upload multiples into that notepad++ thing?
03:00 <amish> become a political dissident
03:00 <amish> write a book
03:00 <Mew> i dont think jail has nbn
03:00 <TheRon> it's a coice between a douche and a turd
03:00 <Fez> Amish wants to be someinea bitch :p
03:00 <Fez> Someones
03:00 <amish> nein hemp
03:20 <Q{{> multiple what?
03:21 <Mew> beagle admitting he has sex with his cat would be a good find too
03:28 <Pieter> IRC Quotes
03:30 <Pieter> Oh no !
03:33 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> so if the Sun is 200m wide that makes each star in the order of cm's
03:37 <Pieter> Youre going to destroy my life !!
03:43 <Serenity> ohh you might be able to
03:50 <Pieter> Productive bunch you are :)
03:52 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i hope beagle was joking
03:59 <Q{{> they have irc quote bots
04:00 <amish> unless i smuggle contraband up my ass
04:00 <Mew> most people would get paid more than $22 an hour at work so why would you leave work to vote when its only a $22 fine
04:00 <amish> i can get out of any fine
04:00 <amish> always a way
04:00 <Mew> i dont think ive ever had a proper fine
04:00 <amish> ill play the crazy card
04:01 <Mew> yeah he was i think
04:03 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> but he may not know that sex involves penetration
04:10 <Mew> just drunk and confused his cat with lucie
04:12 <TheRon> how many beers have diappeared now kids??
04:14 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> he is naive and probably thought it means sleeping with your cat and spooning afterwards
04:15 <TheRon> 23
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I have
05:00 <Mew> my credit card got a bit out of control once but that was it
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I had to remember 
05:00 <amish> ill skype them up in court and loop piets wank vid
05:00 <amish> or jail break
05:09 <Serenity> ive had an awesomelly productive day
05:11 <Mew> 99 infected syringes on the wall, you take one down, share it around, 98 infected syringes on the wall
05:15 <Serenity> now im sitting here for half an hour
05:17 <Serenity> have a cry
05:39 <TheRon> pieter did you train your cat to sleep on your crutch is it just something it does?
05:46 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> pieter probably walks out of the alley with a needle still stuck into his arm the same way old men walk out of a public toilet with paper sticking out of their arse
05:50 <Doodle> i trained my cat to do that
06:00 <Doodle> nothing like a warm lap to attract the laydeez
06:00 <amish> first may be contempt in cpurt
06:00 <amish> dunno
06:00 <TheRon> we didnt start the fire
06:00 <amish> prometheus did m8
06:10 <TheRon> well it's a warm spot
06:12 <Mew> pussay magnet
06:16 <Doodle> kekekkeke
06:52 <Serenity> [3:29pm] <PietSAbabe> the sun is only 200m in radius
06:52 <Serenity> [3:29pm] <PietSAbabe> the surface that is
06:52 <Serenity> [3:29pm] <PietSAbabe> or is it 200km ?
06:52 <Serenity> [3:29pm] <tromdage> yes
06:53 <Serenity> [3:29pm] <tromdage> it's only 200 metres
06:54 <Serenity> [3:29pm] <PietSAbabe> thats fucking small
07:00 <TheRon> it was always burning since the worlds been turning
07:02 <Serenity> fuck mew that notepad ++ is mad
07:15 <TheRon> pieter how big is jupiter??
07:15 <Serenity> i literally opened up 3 years of logs and searched 200m
07:21 <Saemon> the thought of a cats needle sharp fangs biting into and peircing the penis knobhead always makes me cringe
07:24 <Saemon> ouchy
07:29 <Saemon> never let a cat lay on my lap
07:45 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> good old tromdage
08:00 <Lumeah> We did't start the fire.
08:00 <amish> the question is
08:00 <Mew> Lumeah are you initials E. E?
08:00 <amish> who is going to put it out?
08:26 <Doodle> why would a cat bite your knob
08:37 <Doodle> they do have standards
08:51 <Saemon> the knob might look like a mouses face with the snout
09:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> Saemon might be using John West oily tuna is lube
09:00 <stebie> fireman sam
09:02 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> who knows
09:05 <Doodle> lol ewww
09:10 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> as*
09:30 <simba> llol at the Pieter log
09:37 <Saemon> chicks smear peanut butter on their snatch and have thier dog go to work on it
09:44 <TheRon> nobody want's to see that
09:46 <Doodle> yeah but chicks are fucked
09:53 <Serenity> [8:13am] [8:13am] <Pieter> did you know the sun is only 200m big
09:54 <Serenity> [8:13am] [8:13am] <Pieter> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/199643_447067178691793_1821011076_n.jpg
09:54 <Serenity> [8:13am] [8:13am] <Pieter> thats a carbon star nearly dead
10:00 <amish> emiluo esteves?
10:00 <amish> emiliooooo
10:00 <amish> stebs, ok. 199
10:00 <amish> take it or /part it
10:17 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOL 200m
10:32 <Saemon> but its safer for chicks
10:37 <Mew> 200m big lol
10:39 <Saemon> cuz the vagina is flat
10:46 <Pyro-> it's amazing how completely uneducated some people mange to be
10:51 <Saemon> nothing for the dog to really bite on
11:06 <Saemon> but the penis however, is easily bitable
11:09 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> does Pieter watch star trek? he cant tell the difference between fact and fiction. he'd probably try to build his own warp drive
11:10 <Pyro-> like seriously.. how is that even possible.. to ever miss the idea at least, of the actual size
11:12 <ShadowLurker> ffs Saemon just fuckoff
11:18 <ShadowLurker> you have no idea
11:19 <Doodle> ok i'm not having this conversation anymore Saemon
11:21 <TheRon> the vagina has a radius of 200m
11:36 <Saemon> oh ur a snob all of a sudden now Doodle
11:40 <Doodle> no
11:44 <Saemon> want to look cool by ditchin me
11:44 <Doodle> its gone too far
11:46 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> Pieter, are you going to design your own space ship?
11:48 <Saemon> fine then waheva
11:51 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> you can go travel the Universe
11:56 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> design it in MS Paint
11:59 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> to scale
12:00 <Doodle> also not all of a sudden i've always been a snob
12:00 <TheRon> that girls a genius
12:05 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> install more RAM, get a good video card
12:07 Quit: cYbR ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
12:12 <TheRon> fleetwood mac - little lies
12:30 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> there may even be a planet where meth is part of the atmosphere
12:43 <Saemon> star trek is not fiction
12:47 <Mew> if you plucked every one of Saemon's mums moustache hairs you could make a blanket that is 3m big for homeless people
12:48 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> is it not?
12:52 <ShadowLurker> i wish youd die
12:54 <Saemon> its the future
12:57 <TheRon> endor may yet be a planet
13:00 <TheRon> i think she's serious
13:00 <Fez> Googie?
13:00 <couleurs> i love u guys
13:00 <TheRon> and we love you
13:00 <stebie> same
13:00 <amish> i want to buy french skittles
13:08 <Saemon> endor is star wars
13:17 <TheRon> so thats not real
13:21 <Serenity> [1:06pm] <Pieter> plus we'll blow ourselves up , gamma rays can take out galaxies n they can end up being a size of nothing bigger than diameter of 200m
13:34 <ShadowLurker> he likes 200m
13:46 <ShadowLurker> EVERYTHING IS 200M - PIETER
14:00 <Serenity> im bored now
14:00 <amish> just so i can see couleurs  name on it
14:00 <couleurs> thank u
14:01 <Bastardly_One> Endor is a fucking planet
14:06 <Bastardly_One> My race live there!
14:14 * Serenity Now Playing: Quindon Tarver - Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen) [07:12m/128kbps/44kHz]
14:20 <ShadowLurker> ugh
14:20 <TheRon> midgets?
14:22 <ShadowLurker> im out
14:23 <Bastardly_One> FUCK! Storm Troppers!
14:26 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> <Saemon> It's not a wheelchair. It's an Magic Mobility
14:26 <Bastardly_One> *ducks under a log*
14:31 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> a*
14:47 <Saemon> for all you sci fi fans out there
14:53 <Bastardly_One> TheRon I'm an Ewok
15:00 <TheRon> she's an easy lover
15:01 <Saemon> the United Federation of Planets vs the Galactic Republic
15:03 <Saemon> who'd win?
15:13 <Bastardly_One> Me
15:21 <Bastardly_One> by turning the telvision off
15:25 <Bastardly_One> or closing the book
15:27 <Saemon> Bastardly_One guess what
15:33 <Bastardly_One> you're fucked in the head
15:41 <Bastardly_One> I knew that
15:45 <Saemon> those two escorts who i was thinking of seeing yesterday
15:47 <Pieter> Aboriginal
15:47 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> Ewoks in air balloons dropping sand bags will pwn anyone
16:00 <Saemon> one of them looks like the bella twins
16:00 <TheRon> she'll get a hold on you believe it
16:03 <Saemon> fuck yeah
16:11 <Bastardly_One> you know your shit Professor
16:15 <Bastardly_One> we're tough
16:16 <Doodle> [17:06] <Saemon> Bastardly_One guess what
16:16 <Doodle> [17:06] <Bastardly_One> you're fucked in the head
16:16 <Doodle> [17:06] <Bastardly_One> I knew that
16:18 <Saemon> only down side is their cost, ive got to save up for like 2 months
16:19 <Doodle> that made me lol
16:23 <Saemon> to have enough to see them
16:28 <Bastardly_One> if not for us ... the empire would of won
16:35 <Bastardly_One> in Empire Strikes Back
16:37 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> not many people know this, but Chewbacca was just an Ewok with a gigantism problem
16:44 <Bastardly_One> Doodle :D
16:53 <Bastardly_One> oh, do not tell Wookies that
17:00 <Bastardly_One> they get pretty pissy
17:01 <Saemon> shut up Bastardly_One
17:05 <Bastardly_One> no
17:06 <TheRon> you am i - cathy's clown
17:09 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> yeah, like Greeece vs Macedonia
17:13 <Saemon> when i talk about star wars u dont reply
17:23 <Bastardly_One> more like Serbia and Croatia
17:23 <Saemon> but when ProfessorHaroldHorowitz says something about it
17:26 <Saemon> your suckong his cock
17:35 <Bastardly_One> because you are a nothing
17:44 <Saemon> like a teenage girl crushing on edward cullen
17:45 <Bastardly_One> that I try to talk to as little as possible
17:47 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> Saemon always accuses everyone of suckign up
17:52 <Saemon> it just shows your a bitch suck up
18:18 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> it's easier for him to explain it that way than to deal with it as a form of personal rejectiopn
18:22 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> rejection*
18:22 <TheRon> where's Ana_g i miss the trivia
18:26 <Bastardly_One> you really are a little insignificant piss stain on the sidewalk aren't you?
18:35 <Saemon> oooo
18:42 <Saemon> say that again i dare ya
18:53 <Bastardly_One> basically Professor ... you said that well
18:59 <Bastardly_One> you really are a little insignificant piss stain on the sidewalk aren't you?
19:00 <Mew> pc
19:01 <Bastardly_One> there
19:05 <Bastardly_One> I said it again
19:07 <Bastardly_One> now what?
19:11 <Saemon> big words
19:17 * Saemon shoves Bastardly_One
19:24 <TheRon> FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!
19:26 <Bastardly_One> yes, they are for you .. some of them have more than one sylable
19:27 <Serenity> just be quiet Saemon honestly
19:27 <Saemon> yeah what huh??
19:35 <Serenity> you're so incredibly irrelevant
19:40 <Bastardly_One> ^
19:48 <Saemon> im like hulk hogan
19:51 <TheRon> b1 better get some ealry blows in i can't see his lungs holding out
19:55 <Saemon> u get that reference Bastardly_One
20:00 <Serenity> loof
20:00 <TheRon> R O C K in the usa
20:02 <Saemon> TheRon too
20:07 <Saemon> in regards to relevancy
20:10 <Bastardly_One> you said it ... Hulk Hogan is full of shit and hopeless
20:25 <TheRon> hogan can't go anymore
20:28 <Serenity> hes a wrestler
20:33 <Serenity> hes what hes told to be
20:35 <Saemon> HULKAMANIA STILL RUNNING WILD BROTTTTHHAAAAAAA@!!!!
20:41 <TheRon> i reckon jake the snake could go
20:55 <Saemon> they dont really need to be able to go
20:56 <Bastardly_One> and a complete fucking tool ... he's that fucked he can't even remember his scripts
21:05 <Saemon> they just need someone who can carry the match for them
21:12 <Saemon> n make them look good
21:21 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> TheRon: In 1980 a Scottish born Australian rock star died from alcohol poisoning. How much alcohol did he consume that night? (Answer in stubbies, Litres, or estimated BAL at death is acceptable)
21:24 <Bastardly_One> and Brock Lesnar should stop lip syncing what Paul Heyman says
21:29 <Saemon> hnk is the best at that
21:30 <Saemon> hbk
21:44 Join: Nikky` ([email protected]) to #melbourne
21:45 <Saemon> he could wrestle a paper bag and make the bag look like a million bux
21:49 <TheRon> was he on a cricket tour to england?
21:52 Join: Bozza ([email protected]) to #melbourne
21:54 <Bastardly_One> I thought that went out in the 90s ... lip synching the other person on camera's script
22:08 <Bastardly_One> HBK sucks more cock
22:12 <Bastardly_One> that you wish you could
22:31 <TheRon> thats the lead singer of ac/dc
22:32 <Saemon> i wonder if those rumores really are tru
22:48 <Saemon> about how top guys do sexual favors with certain ppl
22:52 <TheRon> whose name escapes me
22:53 <Saemon> to get the top spot
22:57 <Saemon> pat patterson
23:07 <Bastardly_One> Bon Scott
23:10 <Saemon> is gay and a top booker
23:15 <DemonsRun> You beauty!!! Have Internet at home again!!
23:24 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna say Jimmy Barnes to be a smart arse TheRon
23:25 <TheRon> 3 litres of vodka
23:31 <Saemon> its just hard to imagine someone like undertaker or stone cold
23:39 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i dont know the answer to it TheRon. just made it up. but i was curious
23:40 <Saemon> giving some guy a blow job
23:44 <Saemon> to get the top spot
23:46 <Bastardly_One> ac/dc in the early days were also on heroin
23:53 <Bastardly_One> so I'm tipping that helped
24:09 <TheRon> when the going gets tough, the tough get going
24:10 <Bastardly_One> there's this clip of them in a tv studio in adelaide
24:19 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> where were they originally based?
24:24 <Bastardly_One> and angus is completely pinned off his skill
24:31 <Bastardly_One> Adelaide
24:38 <[Maverick]> LOL...
24:39 <TheRon> it's the best way to make music
24:41 <[Maverick]> fuck off
24:43 <Saemon> Bastardly_One ur an old man wat do u know of cool music
24:50 <Saemon> shrivell up n dry
24:56 <Saemon> like a prune
25:00 <Loof> fuck not timmy
25:00 <Loof> arrrgh
25:00 <TheRon> timmy?
25:00 <stebie> timmeh
25:02 <TheRon> now malcolm is fucked
25:17 <Bastardly_One> I wanna see if I can find that clip
25:22 <[Maverick]> you know Angus has always been clean as.
25:29 <Bastardly_One> where Angus just goes into a stupid solo
25:36 <Bastardly_One> I don't think so in this clip Mav
25:45 <Bastardly_One> I was a bitch shocked too
25:47 Quit: TheRon ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
25:47 <[Maverick]> if you read their bios
25:51 <Bastardly_One> it's "rare" supposedly
25:53 <[Maverick]> and the books..
25:55 <[Maverick]> nah
26:00 <couleurs> he was pau pau new gunian
26:00 <TheRon> and the lords of the underworld
26:01 <[Maverick]> it would of never happened
26:04 <Bastardly_One> shoosh
26:09 <Bastardly_One> I'll find i
26:10 <Bastardly_One> t
26:10 <Nikky`> Well car serviced and $640 later :/
26:22 <Saemon> hrm damn kylie minogue has not aged well
26:25 <[Maverick]> the only two people that were hitting the drugs were phil rudd and bon
26:36 <Saemon> her crows feet wrinkles are so visible S:
26:37 <Saemon> :S
26:43 <Saemon> she should botox that shit
26:44 <[Maverick]> mal hit the piss a fair bit till he ended up in rehab
27:00 <Saemon> is it just me
27:00 <stebie> couleurs, you watching soccer?
27:05 <DemonsRun> Saemon: You're no better looking who are you to judge her?
27:12 <Saemon> or is danny minogue the more attractive one
27:12 <Saemon> ?
27:17 <[Maverick]> DemonsRun
27:18 <DemonsRun> That's like piet judging you.
27:22 <[Maverick]> HAIII
27:27 <DemonsRun> Haiiiiii mav!
27:28 <Saemon> DemonsRun who am i to judge her?
27:33 <Saemon> i am a member of the public
27:41 <Saemon> and she is a public figure
27:45 <Saemon> a celebrity
27:51 <Saemon> so i have the right to judge her
27:54 <DemonsRun> You're a member of the special people group. Not the public.
28:00 <Mew> ;)
28:02 <[Maverick]> you don't have a right to say fuck all
28:09 <DemonsRun> ^
28:46 <[Maverick]> Bastardly_One: what do you mean a stupid solo
28:46 * Saemon kicks [Maverick] in the stomach and gives him the STONE COLD STUNNER!!!"
28:53 <[Maverick]> oh get fucked
29:00 <[Maverick]> don't start that fucking shit cunt
29:13 <Saemon> WAHT!?!
29:19 <Bastardly_One> this aint it
29:20 <Bastardly_One> but
29:22 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BGSfyfjQWc
29:23 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Angus Young of Ac/Dc drunk on tv (Dec 12, 2008) 2:17 - Category: Music - 306,830 views - 130 likes (26.3%), 365 dislikes (73.7%)
29:33 <Bastardly_One> where the fuck is this solo I wanna find?
29:34 <Bastardly_One> damn it
29:50 <Saemon> IF U WANT SAEMON TO GIVE [Maverick] ANOTHER STUNNER, GIVE ME A HELL YEAH!
30:00 <Tolradi> Lumeah, are your initials E. E.?
30:03 <Saemon> but yeah danny mingoue man
30:12 <Saemon> shes got a nice, rounder face than kylie
30:15 <[Maverick]> LOL...
30:19 <[Maverick]> he isn't drunk
30:22 <Saemon> and beautiful eyes
30:24 <[Maverick]> some people are fuckwits
30:41 <Saemon> kylie has always been abit too thin
30:55 * Nikky` gives Mavie a stunner.. stunner kiss on da lips - MWAH
31:05 <Saemon> wtf
31:05 <Doodle> careful
31:11 <Doodle> you dont know where he has been Nikky`
31:17 <Saemon> dont disgrave the stone cold stunner like that Nikky`
31:23 <DemonsRun> When someone makes actions involving violence it honestly looks like a child acting out
31:27 <[Maverick]> Angus is a teetotaller and has been since way before Bon died.
31:30 <Nikky`> I don't know where you have been but I still kiss you Doodle
31:40 <Doodle> osnap
31:41 <[Maverick]> DemonsRun: it really does, it's annoying as fuck.
31:41 * Saemon gives DemonsRun the rKo!!!
31:58 <Bastardly_One> seriously
32:00 <couleurs> a-league?
32:00 <stebie> couleurs, ya
32:00 <Intrepid> stebie
32:00 <stebie> aussie aussie aussie
32:07 <Bastardly_One> grow the fuck up no legs
32:15 <Bastardly_One> you've the maturity of an 11yr old
32:22 <[Maverick]> so do you
32:30 <Saemon> look at Bastardly_One jumping in always when everybody else is
32:31 <Bastardly_One> I nearly said 13yr old but they're into more mature things
32:33 <Saemon> #tryhard much
32:44 <[Maverick]> well.. more like a 14yr old girl for you Bastardly_One.. with your gossiping and shit ;)
32:50 <Saemon> lol ownt ^
33:00 <couleurs> nope... waiting 4 big match later
33:00 <TheRon> oi oi oi
33:00 <stebie> hey Picard
33:00 <stebie> how's it goin?
33:00 <stebie> couleurs, which?
33:00 <couleurs> liverpool vs chelsea
33:00 <stebie> ahh
33:04 <Bastardly_One> duh Mav :P
33:06 <DemonsRun> I love the fact my 1yo behaves better than the retards on here
33:18 <Bastardly_One> and that's a word? ownt?
33:22 <Bastardly_One> fucking spastic
33:26 <Saemon> and how would u know that? dont u always leave him with your parents DemonsRun?
33:38 <Bastardly_One> I'm sure I'm not the only one who cringes at "ownt"
33:47 <Bastardly_One> Mav, I am dying to find this clip
34:02 <Bastardly_One> was him doing a solo in an adelaide tv studio
34:03 <DemonsRun> Saemon. Nope. And I know from what you show on here. At least if I tell him to quiet down he listens
34:07 <DemonsRun> You get all macho like
34:08 <Saemon> Bastardly_One ok good news
34:08 <Bastardly_One> like in the very very very early days
34:12 <Saemon> ric flair
34:16 <Saemon> returns on raw tomoro
34:16 <DemonsRun> "My dick is so fucking big take a look"
34:26 <Saemon> do u think he's gona be a part of evolution again?
34:33 <Bastardly_One> My care factor is zero
34:37 <Saemon> bs
34:42 <Saemon> your a fan of WWE as well
34:44 <Bastardly_One> I'm talkint to other people about other things
34:49 <Saemon> why u acting like you arent?
34:53 <Bastardly_One> and you just interupt with WWE shit
34:58 * Nikky` takes a look at DemonsRun dick
34:59 <Bastardly_One> because it's not my life
35:00 <couleurs> u beautey
35:00 <TheRon> oh no not you again
35:00 <Mew> lol wtf Tolradi 
35:03 <Saemon> errr its called makin conversation
35:06 <Bastardly_One> unlike it is yours
35:08 <Saemon> being sociable
35:17 Kick: Saemon was kicked by ChanOP ([Serenity] ONE more remark trying to use DemonsRun's kid against her and you can join the rejects in #cats)
35:28 Join: Saemon ([email protected]) to #melbourne
35:30 <Doodle> whats wrong with #cats
35:32 Quit: Defunct ([email protected]) Connection closed
35:33 <Doodle> :(
35:34 <DemonsRun> I was mocking Saemon, Nikky` but if you like what you see you can have my number ;)
35:35 <Bastardly_One> Oh, Mav
35:44 <Bastardly_One> I owe you a big fuck you by the way
35:47 <Serenity> cats is the melbourne rejects channel thats whats wrong with it
35:55 <Bastardly_One> I was listening t Dookie the other day and enjoying it
35:55 <Nikky`> ooooh I like what I see DemonsRun ;o) - and I know but I couldn't resist
35:56 <Saemon> my apologies to DemonsRun and Serenity. it shall not happen again.
36:00 <couleurs> brisbene roawr vs mealbourne vickstory
36:00 <TheRon> go victory
36:17 Join: Tolradi ([email protected]) to #melbourne
36:21 <Saemon> but yeah Bastardly_One i was trying to have a convo with you
36:32 <Tolradi> Saemon
36:34 <Tolradi> you're a troll
36:35 <Bastardly_One> and perhaps I don't wish to
36:36 <Saemon> and you make it negative
36:44 <Tolradi> Bastardly_One is a grumpy old man too
37:00 <stebie> yee
37:00 <TheRon> stebie aussie crawl rules
37:02 <Nikky`> oooh what am I Tolradi.. me me :P
37:04 <Bastardly_One> I am fucking so!
37:08 <Tolradi> Nikky` some person
37:15 <Saemon> lol burn
37:22 <Nikky`> oh gosh ..just some person
37:25 <Saemon> rofl
37:26 <Bastardly_One> who is this arse to know that? *gives them a black hole death stare*
37:28 <Nikky`> I feel so.. rejected
37:30 <DemonsRun> Tolradi: Is that all you're gunna do? Describe people?
37:33 <Nikky`> I might go and cry for a smidge
37:41 <Tolradi> DemonsRun yes
37:46 <Saemon> do DemonsRun
37:47 <[Maverick]> <Bastardly_One> I was listening t Dookie the other day and enjoying it
37:50 <[Maverick]> told you it was good
37:50 <Bastardly_One> awwwww, I'll console you Nikky` *wink wink*
37:51 <[Maverick]> cunt
37:52 <DemonsRun> "You're a troll, and you're old, and you! You're a shit cunt"
37:52 <Tolradi> DemonsRun were you a fan of Rose Tyler?
38:00 <BaD_BoY_69> compton menace here 
38:09 <ShadowLurker> hopefully one day Saemon will come to a realization that noone actually wants to converse with him
38:10 <DemonsRun> Yes but amy is and will always be the fave
38:14 <[Maverick]> <DemonsRun> "You're a troll, and you're old, and you! You're a shit cunt"
38:14 <ShadowLurker> and leave
38:21 <[Maverick]> Bastardly_One can take that advice as well
38:27 <Bastardly_One> Mav, I never denied Dookie was ... I dunno about American Idiot, etc ... Dookie is good
38:34 <Saemon> lol ShadowLurker stop muckin around
38:37 <Nikky`> haha its ok Bastardly_One.. I don't really care what ppl on irc think/say about me
38:45 <[Maverick]> you tried to tell me Green Day is shit
38:47 <[Maverick]> ALL OF IT
38:47 <ShadowLurker> im not Saemon
38:49 <ShadowLurker> its all true
38:51 <[Maverick]> so get your tongue out of my arse
38:54 <Tolradi> Green Day is shit
38:56 <Saemon> ahahah silly billy
39:04 <[Maverick]> Tolradi
39:06 <[Maverick]> fuck off
39:07 <Saemon> green day is awesome
39:08 <Bastardly_One> lol ... they are shit ... Dookie is still good
39:11 <Saemon> i walk a lonely road
39:13 <DemonsRun> Nikky`: Anyone who cares about the opinions of others on irc need to get off and get a life
39:16 <Saemon> i love that song
39:24 <Nikky`> Agreed DemonsRun
39:41 <Bastardly_One> the fake english accent and stuff fuck right off ... but I've always liked Dookie
39:41 <Tolradi> IRC is all about e-fame
39:43 <Serenity> i care about my opinion
39:45 <Serenity> and im on irf
39:46 <Bastardly_One> I still think they'e shit
39:47 <Serenity> irc..
39:51 <ShadowLurker> lol
39:58 <DemonsRun> Serenity: That's ur own opinion lol
40:05 <Saemon> lol Serenity
40:12 <Tolradi> green day is kinda shit
40:12 <Saemon> 65
40:17 <DemonsRun> That's what makes people trolling so easy. They take the internet so seriously
40:21 <[Maverick]> Tolradi is shads
40:30 <DemonsRun> Thinking it empowers them to give an opinion they'd never say face to face
40:41 <Saemon> duh
40:45 <Bastardly_One> you sure? it's a bit too able to speak Engish for shads
40:55 <Mew> shadsam is shads
40:56 <Saemon> only an idiot would say something face to face that they say on irc
40:59 <Tolradi> actually, trolls don't take the internet seriously
41:00 <Tolradi> Lumeah, are your initials E. E.?
41:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> emilioooooooooo
41:03 <ShadowLurker> theres a difference between trolling and baing a fucing shitcunt
41:05 <Tolradi> hence the whole concept of trolling
41:10 <Saemon> im pretty sure if ppl here met me in real life
41:10 <Mew> Tolradi is probably that matt scientist guy
41:12 <Saemon> i'd be shot
41:17 <Saemon> multiple times
41:18 <ShadowLurker> good
41:21 <ShadowLurker> good
41:24 <Tolradi> if trolls did take the net seriously, they wouldn't troll
41:24 <DemonsRun> Tolradi: Re read what I said
41:28 <Serenity> shads is just loose
41:34 <Serenity> hes completely lost it
41:40 <Bastardly_One> time for road trip to Elizabeth
41:42 <DemonsRun> You basically repeated what I said in different words
41:42 <ShadowLurker> lol shads
41:43 <Bastardly_One> who's is?
41:50 <ShadowLurker> he should change his nick to shards
41:51 <Bastardly_One> won't be hard to find him
41:53 <Saemon> lol Bastardly_One
41:57 <Saemon> my hood my turf
42:00 <Tolradi> are you really a 45 year old woman?
42:00 <Tolradi> or a 50 year old man
42:00 <stebie> victory's under the pump
42:00 <TheRon> nice
42:00 <stebie> Tolradi, ask them in pm
42:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> id say late 30s
42:01 <Bastardly_One> I think shards was his nick once
42:03 <Saemon> u wont last a second mate
42:04 <Mew> maybe its fred bear he hasnt been on for a while
42:04 <Bastardly_One> for real
42:14 <Tolradi> Bastardly_One why would you drive to Elizabeth?
42:17 <Mew> yeah he changed it to shards once when i called him shards LOL
42:19 <Tolradi> do you want to lose your kidneys?
42:20 <Saemon> i could get like 10 guys following your car
42:23 <Serenity> [11:28am] <shadsam> U HAVE SHIT IN UR UNDIES CUNTFACED ERRR
42:23 <Serenity> 
42:31 <Saemon> everyone knows me in elizbeth
42:33 <Serenity> thats basically what he sends me every day
42:38 <DemonsRun> Tough man aren't you Saemon
42:44 <Mew> Saemon did you see kate n wills?
42:44 <DemonsRun> "I could do this to you"
42:47 <Bastardly_One> Tolradi, that's where Saemon is ... would be worth slapping him around I reckon
42:48 <DemonsRun> But you won't...
42:58 <Saemon> nah mew i dont give a shit about them
43:00 <Saemon> fuck royalty
43:00 <Tolradi> nbn4the-amish-now not with her hair
43:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> she doesnt sound that jaded yet
43:00 <TheRon> she's alady...
43:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> what hair
43:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> she told me it was for a cancer cause
43:13 <Mew> they probably wouldnt let u
43:13 <Serenity> he only cares about wrestlers
43:15 <DemonsRun> Serenity: Lol that's the lamest thing I've read all day
43:18 <DemonsRun> Actually no
43:20 <Saemon> how can that concept of royalty still exist in this day n age astounds me
43:22 <DemonsRun> 2nd
43:23 <Saemon> its so unfait
43:26 <Saemon> unfair
43:33 <Serenity> its unfair cause its not you
43:37 <DemonsRun> 1st was Saemon actually saying he gets rejected by hookers too
43:42 <Serenity> LOL
43:46 <Saemon> they get all those perks just cuz of their blood? wat makes them more better than the staving children in africa?
43:52 <Saemon> fuck the royal family
43:58 <Tolradi> Saemon I like the royal family
43:59 <Saemon> australia should become a republic
44:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> is there something i should know
44:00 <Tolradi> she has the worst perm you can imagine
44:00 <Tolradi> it's straight out of the 80's
44:00 <TheRon> carribbean queen
44:00 <Compton-Menace> lumeah is 47 
44:06 <Tolradi> I think Willy is a bro
44:13 <Bastardly_One> you know Saemon ... if I thought you were even remotely real I'd offer you the other half of the RAW Tour double pass
44:14 <Tolradi> and that Harry, he's a party animal
44:19 <Bastardly_One> but I don't even believe you're cripple
44:23 <Bastardly_One> not to mention anything else
44:28 <Mew> maybe its fred bear
44:31 <Mew> he hasnt been on for a while
44:47 <Nikky`> okie I shall organise dinner n stuff and bbl
44:49 Quit: Nikky` ([email protected]) Quit: If you're insane and you know it clap your hands *clap* *clap*
44:56 <Bastardly_One> yeah he has Mew
45:00 <Tolradi> makes sense
45:00 <Tolradi> she reads a lot of junk mail
45:00 <Tolradi> like, sits down and reads
45:00 <Tolradi> who the hell does that?
45:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> maybe she works for choice
45:11 <Bastardly_One> I saw him just the other day in
45:16 <[Maverick]> it's not Mew
45:19 <Saemon> fuck off Bastardly_One i dont need your charity
45:19 <[Maverick]> errr
45:21 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I remember ... one of two channels
45:23 <Saemon> i can affored hookers
45:28 <Saemon> i can affored a raw tour ticket
45:30 <Tolradi> Saemon aren't you on DSP?
45:39 <Saemon> yeah but i save up
45:47 <Mew> he usually comes into #cats as cola but i havent seen him on for about a week or so
46:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> top editorrrrr
46:00 <BlueBerry> what happened to the perth chan?
46:00 <Tolradi> no one cares about perth
46:00 <TheRon> was there one?
46:00 <Tolradi> if perth disappeared, we wouldn't know for 6 months
46:00 <BlueBerry> yes
46:09 <DemonsRun> LOL
46:16 <DemonsRun> Has to save up for a root
46:18 <Serenity> who is doofa?
46:21 <Serenity> is it chris or shads
46:38 <Bastardly_One> who?
46:41 <Mew> neither i dont think
46:42 <Bastardly_One> info the nick
46:45 <Mew> shads is shadsam
47:00 <BlueBerry> well 6 months is up then
47:00 <Tolradi> join the rest of civilised australia
47:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> oh hey bluberry
47:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> blueberry
47:00 <BlueBerry> hey nbn4the-amish-now
47:04 <Tolradi> IRC is like, the text version of Guess Who
47:09 <Bastardly_One> it's not a registered nick
47:10 <Serenity> its chris
47:28 <Serenity> no offense but can you stop telling me to info a nick every time i ask who someone is
47:30 <Serenity> im not an idiot
47:31 <Mew> nah its not chris
47:39 <Serenity> matches his host
47:49 <DemonsRun> No offence my ass
47:53 <Pieter> Ahhehehehe look at yas its like a bunch of mice trying to fight over a piece of cheese , its soo cutee:)))
47:57 <Mew> it definitely isnt chris lol
48:00 <Compton-Menace> shes fried 
48:00 <BlueBerry> im so not!
48:00 <Tolradi> blueberry isn't a person
48:00 <Tolradi> since they are from perth
48:00 <Intrepid> i wanna set u on fire
48:00 <BlueBerry> awesome
48:03 <Mew> theyre too coherent
48:09 <Serenity> whoever it is thinks im pregnant
48:10 <Mew> and can type full sentences
48:23 <Tolradi> are you pregnant?
48:25 <Tolradi> if so congrats
48:27 <Serenity> no
48:30 <Serenity> i am fucking not
48:41 <Tolradi> oh, better luck next time then
48:44 <Bastardly_One> show me the host
48:52 <Serenity> look at it yourself
49:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> blueberrys friend is an expert on martial arts
49:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> i wouldnt piss her off
49:00 <Intrepid> she reads a lot of books?
49:03 <DemonsRun> ^
49:11 <Saemon> i wish i could get pregant
49:12 <Bastardly_One> Oh Tolradi
49:14 <Mew> oh i just realised who it is
49:17 <Bastardly_One> I thought you said another nick
49:18 <Saemon> would get 4 gran baby bonus
49:20 <Mew> ready
49:23 <Mew> drum rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
49:23 <Bastardly_One> never mind
49:28 <Saemon> finally get that giant flatscreen tv i always wanted
49:33 <DemonsRun> Saemon: You wouldn't take care of a kid
49:39 <Mew> WiLd_TuRKeY
49:41 <DemonsRun> Hopefully you never procreate
49:44 <Serenity> OHHHH
49:45 <Serenity> of course
49:48 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
49:56 <Saemon> and who said i would take care of the kid if i got pregnant?
50:00 <BlueBerry> :D
50:00 <Tolradi> BlueBerry does Perth have running water?
50:00 <Tolradi> and roads?
50:00 <Intrepid> lol
50:00 <Intrepid> no electricity
50:00 <Tolradi> do you use electric lights there or candles?
50:04 <Tolradi> Saemon I did
50:06 <Saemon> id could just give it up for adoption
50:10 <Saemon> for a couple who wants kid
50:12 <Saemon> but cant
50:13 <Tolradi> sell the organs
50:16 <Tolradi> they get more than the kid
50:18 <Saemon> id be doing a good thing
50:24 <DemonsRun> And you'd die
50:25 <DemonsRun> Yeah
50:30 <DemonsRun> Sell your organs?
50:31 <Saemon> infertile couple are always having to go to korea
50:32 <DemonsRun> !*
50:33 <Bastardly_One> Tolradi, I hope you've changed your phone number
50:34 <Saemon> n africa to adopt
50:43 <Bastardly_One> I have it somewhere ... Element no longer loves you
50:45 <Saemon> getting one from here is easier and safer
50:50 <Tolradi> Bastardly_One you should give me a call
50:54 <Tolradi> I'm bored
51:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> we are higher life forms
51:00 <BlueBerry> not at this time. But once the rest of australia stops taking all our money we are hoping to build some
51:00 <Intrepid> Lwaxana hello and welcome
51:00 <Lwaxana> hi
51:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> no need for these utilities
51:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> also immortal
51:00 <Lwaxana> everyone playing nicely?
51:00 <Tolradi> BlueBerry you might have those utilities if you worked in the mines
51:00 <Intrepid> BlueBerry its not just w.a's  money. learn to share
51:00 <Tolradi> yeah
51:00 <Tolradi> sharing is caring
51:00 <Intrepid> Lwaxana we always play nice
51:00 <Lwaxana> pfft
51:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> marry me now blueberry. seccession is politically hot
51:00 <Intrepid> who are u the fun police?
51:03 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwww
51:06 <Serenity> prank calls are so 2001
51:08 <DemonsRun> Element should stop changing his damn nick
51:13 <Bastardly_One> I've no idea where I put the piece of paper now
51:26 <Bastardly_One> but yeah, your pic and full name and address and number
51:36 <Tolradi> you do?
51:37 <Saemon> i know a of couple who wants a kid
51:42 <Saemon> but they want a white kid
51:47 <Tolradi> this is a fun game of Guess Who
51:53 <Tolradi> Text Edition
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I just told you Element trolled you if it's Wild^Turkey
52:00 <Tolradi> WA isn't playing nice, they want to hog everything
52:00 <Intrepid> they steal all our people to work as slaves in the mines
52:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> well youll get your turn on the xbox after you do your homework
52:00 <BlueBerry> like how melborne likes to claim superiority?
52:00 <Tolradi> I heard a loaf of bread in WA costs $5
52:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> do some research
52:02 <DemonsRun> Why would you bother Bastardly_One
52:06 <Saemon> so adopting from the normal adoption countries like africa etc
52:10 <Saemon> is out of the option for them
52:22 <Mew> Tolradi isnt wild turkey lol
52:25 <Tolradi> DemonsRun because gathering RL details on people is a hobby
52:26 <Bastardly_One> who said I was going to bother really DemonsRun
52:28 <Tolradi> clearly
52:40 <Tolradi> he probably has like, whole folders on people
52:44 <Bastardly_One> oh, ffs I'm now confused :P
52:47 <Tolradi> where they live
52:49 <Tolradi> pictures
52:50 <Tolradi> numbers
52:54 <Tolradi> even junk from their trash
53:00 <Tolradi> no wonder the people live in mudhuts there
53:00 <Intrepid> a coffee is $5.50
53:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> ok lets look at who really runs melb
53:00 <Tolradi> all the prices are too high
53:00 <Intrepid> melbourne is the superior city
53:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> serenity and maurice
53:00 <TheRon> take me back to you it's been a long time
53:00 <stebie> robert doyle
53:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> you melbs are owned by perth girls
53:00 <Tolradi> Melbourne is where the cool people live
53:00 <Intrepid> we will sooon have a larger population to shitney
53:00 <BlueBerry> lol @ nbn4the-amish-now
53:00 <Tolradi> Sydney stinks
53:00 <Tolradi> literally
53:00 <Intrepid> i agree
53:08 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... that'd be someone else we just mentioned
53:11 <Bastardly_One> I don't even log
53:12 <Serenity> start fucking reading whats being said
53:15 <Saemon> the trash is the best place to find out and get to know someone
53:17 <Saemon> wat they eat
53:20 <Saemon> what they do
53:22 <Saemon> etc
53:30 <Tolradi> Saemon is it you who keeps rifling through my tash?
53:31 <Tolradi> trash*
53:31 <Q{{> its weird i think i want kids too
53:39 <Saemon> eg. id know if your a slob
53:41 <Bastardly_One> yes dear, I did but somehhow confused myself ... nothing new there is it?
53:49 <Q{{> i think i have urge to smell their poo everyday
53:51 <Mew> Tolradi can you give us some clues on who you are?
53:54 <Saemon> if i see lots of maccas and empty soft drink bottles in your trash
53:55 <Serenity> besides mew and DemonsRun i sincerely hope none of you breed
54:00 <Intrepid> and its full of lebs
54:00 <TheRon> lebs are jews right
54:00 <Tolradi> same thing
54:00 <Intrepid> no
54:00 <Intrepid> muslims i think
54:00 <Tolradi> they're all from the same region
54:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> melb is good to attract people to aus. then they see how crap it is and relocate "next door" to perth
54:00 <Tolradi> they just hate each other
54:00 <Intrepid> nuke the place
54:00 <TheRon> i thought they were christians
54:03 <Mew> im saying either the matt scientist guy who was Apples a few days ago or fred bear
54:08 <Bastardly_One> too late
54:11 <DemonsRun> Well it's too late even if you hope I don't lol
54:13 <Bastardly_One> I bred 20 yrs ago
54:15 <Tolradi> Mew I could be both
54:16 <Tolradi> sure
54:20 <Mew> dang
54:24 <Mew> how old are you?
54:27 <Tolradi> actually, isn't Saemon apples?
54:32 <Serenity> no.
54:32 <Tolradi> or is that BoneCold?
54:34 Join: Crip ([email protected]) to #melbourne
54:38 <Serenity> yes
54:44 <Tolradi> I don't mind Bonecold when he isn't spamming wrestling shit
54:44 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*mibbit@*.183.42927C.EC10EE
54:54 <Mew> oh yeah i forgot about BoneCold
54:55 <Serenity> i dont really know anymore tbh
55:00 <Intrepid> dont think so
55:00 <Intrepid> i could be worng, it happened once before
55:00 <TheRon> only once?
55:00 <Intrepid> yes.
55:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> lebs can be muslims are maronite catholics
55:00 <beehhh> nice
55:00 <Intrepid> that was the time i said TheRon was a good bloke
55:00 <BlueBerry> i got this party started :D
55:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> lebanon used to be overwhelmingly christian
55:00 <TheRon> damn
55:00 <beehhh> where
55:01 <Bastardly_One> Crip
55:01 <Serenity> ive given up trying to keep up with whos who
55:27 <ShadowLurker> i dont care enough, they all shit me
55:37 <DemonsRun> I couldn't care who is who
55:42 <ShadowLurker> sometimes the stupidity is amusing
55:46 <Serenity> maybe thats why i dont know
55:50 <Serenity> cause i dont care anymore
55:50 <DemonsRun> Ik who Is worth talking to and who isn't
55:58 <Tolradi> ShadowLurker you hang out in hashsex
55:59 <Tolradi> lol
56:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> are/or
56:00 <Intrepid> BlueBerry where in w.a do you reside?
56:00 <BlueBerry> SOR
56:00 <Compton-Menace> beehh po ku je ore tu po te pres 
56:00 <Intrepid> sor?
56:00 <Intrepid> wtf?
56:00 <BlueBerry> MIRC is so not what it used to be
56:00 <TheRon> yeah, what he said
56:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> blueberry this is where our so,idarity ends
56:00 <BlueBerry> South of River
56:00 <Intrepid> oh ok
56:00 <Tolradi> BlueBerry what did MIRC used to be ?
56:00 <BlueBerry> it used to be lots of irc's
56:00 <beehhh> now i dream to heal my sorrow and its ok
56:09 Quit: Pieter ([email protected]) Quit: Pieter - MY IRC Client ( http://www.H3PO2.com )
56:12 <Serenity> hes a virgin
56:12 <ShadowLurker> and
56:14 <Serenity> leave him alone
56:18 <Tolradi> oh sorry
56:19 Join: Pieter ([email protected]) to #melbourne
56:20 <Tolradi> ShadowLurker my bad
56:23 <Tolradi> I don't mean to upset you
56:28 <Q{{> nice to know
56:30 <Pieter> Fiiiiive Goooldennn Riiiinnggss
56:35 <Q{{> been looking to deflower a lad
56:51 <Tolradi> Pieter hi
56:51 <Saemon> fuck im famished atm
56:51 <DemonsRun> Serenity: I need company tonight. Get here
56:52 <DemonsRun> Lol
56:54 <Q{{> hai ShadowLurker
56:56 <Saemon> wat should i eat
56:59 <DemonsRun> Matts not home til like 11
57:00 <BlueBerry> now there is very few and i bet we are all over 25 now
57:00 <TheRon> my mother came came to hazard when i was just 7....
57:00 <beehhh> things cannot be reached
57:00 <Intrepid> well as im not a native to perth please dont use terms like that in out conversation otherwise it may cease
57:00 <Tolradi> BlueBerry it's because IRC is like, Web 1.0 and everyone else has moved on
57:00 <beehhh> limitless mind can be anywhere
57:00 <BlueBerry> agreed Intrepid
57:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> lol Intrepid 
57:00 <BlueBerry> thats sad Tolradi
57:00 <Intrepid> everyone have moved to twatter or foolsbook
57:00 <BlueBerry> i hater facebook with a passion
57:00 <BlueBerry> twitter i dont mind
57:08 <Saemon> thinkin of some pork sausages from woolies
57:09 <Bastardly_One> eat a packet of rat sack
57:17 <Bastardly_One> nuh, take my suggestion
57:19 <Saemon> or 3 large dominos pizzaas
57:21 <Tolradi> Bastardly_One can you call me
57:21 <Serenity> only if you massage me
57:22 <Tolradi> thanks
57:24 <Tolradi> I'm lonely
57:25 <Serenity> ive been cleaning walls all day
57:28 <Tolradi> and bored
57:34 Join: Fennec_Fox ([email protected]) to #melbourne
57:44 Part: Fennec_Fox ([email protected]) from #melbourne
57:51 <DemonsRun> Serenity: I can do that.
57:54 <Bastardly_One> Tolradi, apparently not ... and I only kept W^Ts for what he said to DemonsRun one day
58:00 <beehhh> falsebook
58:00 <Intrepid> BlueBerry how old are you?
58:00 <Tolradi> BlueBerry IRC is mostly inhabited by bogans, die hard nerds or single stay home mothers who mourn the loss of yahoo chat
58:00 <BlueBerry> 28
58:00 <Serenity> where sor are you BlueBerry
58:00 <Intrepid> mandurah
58:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
58:08 <DemonsRun> You keep what jamieb
58:10 <DemonsRun> ?*
58:10 <Saemon> does one have to be qualified to work in a manicure place?
58:14 <Bastardly_One> that I considered pretty damn fucking low so I was gonna harrass him but got over it
58:18 <Saemon> what sort of qualification would u need?
58:18 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : KidCrusher : Look at Me [Cannibal Clown - 2007]
58:29 <Saemon> id love to play around which chicks feet nails all day
58:31 <Saemon> for a job
58:31 <Bastardly_One> huh? Oh W^Ts info DemonsRun
58:37 <DemonsRun> Oh
58:38 <Serenity> im going to go take some eggs to my mums
58:38 <ShadowLurker> thats just weird
58:38 <Mew> can we do a troll swap and get rid of Saemon and Q{{ and bring back awolf?
58:39 <Serenity> bbl
58:40 <DemonsRun> Eh
58:44 <Mew> imagine how much better the conversation would be
58:44 <Tolradi> Bastardly_One just an FYI, prank calling can be considered a federal offense if it continues over a period
58:47 <Q{{> yeh they do need to be certified Saemon
58:53 <DemonsRun> Mew: They all need to go
59:00 <Saemon> oh
59:00 <Tolradi> Mew, has panda threatened you today?
59:00 <Intrepid> Albany, thats a long way south
59:00 <Serenity> mandurah isnt really classes as sor cause its not really perth
59:00 <Intrepid> this panda character who is it?
59:00 <Tolradi> panda likes to threaten women over irc
59:00 <Intrepid> its close to perth?
59:00 <Tolradi> to feel big
59:00 <TheRon> i swear i left her by that river, i swear i left her safe and sound
59:00 <Serenity> its not close
59:00 <beehhh> WA is getting filled by alots n lots of asian
59:00 <Intrepid> oh, sounds like a charming lad
59:00 <Serenity> its like 80km out of perth
59:00 <Intrepid> thats close
59:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> i swae
59:00 <Serenity> yeah its not
59:01 <Bastardly_One> Tolradi, so can a few things I do ... and?
59:07 <Saemon> wat course do they do?
59:18 <Tolradi> Bastardly_One not a good idea to admit to breaking federal law
59:22 <Saemon> cert 2 in beauty therapy at tafe?
59:48 <DemonsRun> Cert 3
59:49 <Mew> a week trial of troll swap
59:56 <Mew> see if it improves the banter
59:58 <DemonsRun> And I'm sure no woman would want you to touch their feet
00:00 <Intrepid> yeah, it is
00:00 <Tolradi> 80k isn't far
00:00 <beehhh> alaska dont have many foreigners
00:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> i swear i left her nor safe and sound
00:00 <BlueBerry> i would have thought mirc would have an app by now
00:00 <Tolradi> it's only far if you don't have a car
00:00 <Compton-Menace> if u dont know where im from 
00:00 <Tolradi> Compton-Menace are you ok?
00:00 <Serenity> takes you over an hour to get there so its not close either
00:00 <TheRon> richmond got spanked
00:00 <Intrepid> u must drive slow
00:00 <beehhh> years back many kiwis used to come WA now only the viets n chinese
00:00 <Intrepid> one hour to drive 80ks
00:00 <Serenity> no i drive at the speed limit
00:00 <Compton-Menace> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubfXreMKug0
00:00 <Tolradi> beehhh all the kiwis are in Brisbane now
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Game - Where I'm From ft Nate Dogg (May 23, 2008) 0 - Category: Music - 106,758 views - 330 likes (98.5%), 5 dislikes (1.5%)
00:09 <Q{{> Level 1 Award in Nail Treatments
00:09 <Saemon> why not?
00:13 <Saemon> its just feet
00:20 <Saemon> its not like its their privates
00:20 <Q{{> Level 2 Certificate in Nail Treatments
00:30 <Tolradi> Saemon can you touch my feet?
00:30 <DemonsRun> It's YOU
00:36 <DemonsRun> That's why
00:37 <Q{{> Level 2 Diploma in Nail Technology Services.
00:41 <Mew> Saemon and Q{{ just clog this place up with shit
00:50 <Saemon> shhh tuckshop
00:57 <Saemon> diploma
01:00 <TheRon> nice
01:00 <Intrepid> well it should take app 42mins
01:00 <beehhh> they always have been NRL only played in QLD as a broad
01:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> we have a few kiwis now because of mining
01:00 <beehhh> and many pacific islanders
01:00 <TheRon> fuck the boat ppl how about all these kiwi's
01:00 <Tolradi> wait
01:00 <Tolradi> Albany is like
01:00 <Tolradi> 400k from perth
01:00 <Tolradi> that's a 4 hour drive
01:00 <beehhh> Perth has majority are asians from south east malaysia
01:00 <Serenity> yeah it doesnt
01:00 <BlueBerry> i like asians
01:03 <Saemon> thats tafe, rigt?
01:03 <Mew> you shhh me because you know its true lol
01:13 <Mew> just tag out for a week and let awolf come back
01:14 <Tolradi> what is tuckshop?
01:15 <Mew> it'll be like wrestling
01:24 <Q{{> also have to know about hygiene
01:25 <Saemon> ok tuckshop let Q{{ answer me
01:29 <Pieter> Mew
01:35 <Pieter> I just want to thank you
01:35 <Saemon> diploma is tafe?
01:39 <Pieter> Thank you for being there for me
01:46 <Saemon> or is it highschool?
01:46 <Pieter> You've been a great pal
01:50 <Pieter> And Ilove you
01:59 <Bastardly_One> it's neither
02:00 <BlueBerry> chinese dinners yummy!!! :)
02:00 <faux> Hey sez
02:00 <Serenity> heya fauxy
02:00 <Intrepid> why are you answering everything with "yeah" Serenity
02:00 <Serenity> who cares
02:00 <Tolradi> where is Picard today?
02:00 <Tolradi> I miss that sexist guy
02:00 <beehhh> TheRon dont say that i bet you have first cousins or second cousins in nZ
02:01 <Tolradi> Pieter you're a bit of a wuss
02:12 <Pieter> I know right :(
02:23 <Q{{> i checked up here Saemon
02:24 <Q{{> http://www.jobguide.thegoodguides.com.au/occupation/Nail-Technician/NSW
02:39 <Saemon> wow
02:45 <Saemon> nail 'technician'
02:48 Nick: Pieter is now known as Pieter`bitofawuss
02:56 <Saemon> hehe sounds sophisticated
02:57 <Tolradi> Saemon you should call yourself semon
02:57 <Q{{> http://www.jobguide.thegoodguides.com.au/occupation/course/NSW/Certificate_II_in_Nail_Technology/Nail_Technician
03:00 <Intrepid> i care obviously if i didnt i wouldnt ask
03:00 <BlueBerry> at least ppl still chat in this chan hey
03:00 <Tolradi> BlueBerry it's because it isn't perth
03:00 <TheRon> it's a 1/4 after one and a need you now
03:00 <Intrepid> not always BlueBerry, u picked a good minute to be here
03:00 <faux> Hows you 
03:00 <Tolradi> the SYdney channel is dead too
03:00 <beehhh> perth might expand until the mildura
03:00 <Serenity> well i dont so thre you go
03:00 <Serenity> im great faux
03:00 <Serenity> you?
03:00 <Compton-Menace> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubfXreMKug0
03:00 <BlueBerry> i started it all also :)
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Game - Where I'm From ft Nate Dogg (May 23, 2008) 3:20 - Category: Music - 106,758 views - 330 likes (98.5%), 5 dislikes (1.5%)
03:00 <Compton-Menace> check dis shit 
03:00 <faux> I'm okkk deciding on dinner
03:00 <faux> Meh
03:04 <Tolradi> or semen
03:59 <Q{{> i went to nail place
04:00 <Intrepid> Serenity why are you angry?
04:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> there are a few other active ones too
04:00 <faux> Its my CBF cooking day
04:00 <beehhh> Tasmania is also filled with asian but perth got too many
04:00 <Intrepid> not many asians in tassy beehhh
04:00 <TheRon> it's a 1/4 after one i'm a little drunk and i need you now
04:00 <Tolradi> beehhh can you cook them?
04:00 <beehhh> good sign
04:00 <Compton-Menace> beehh is cooked 
04:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> get with the program beeeh. muslims are the new yellow
04:00 <BlueBerry> faux get chinese take out ;)
04:13 <Q{{> and there were heaps of black dudes lining up for it
04:31 <Mew> rub n tug
04:49 <Pieter`bitofawuss> Ill rub and tug you mew
05:00 <Serenity> im angry?
05:00 <Serenity> wtf?
05:00 <Tolradi> beehhh is half baked
05:00 <beehhh> TheRon drink mineral water
05:00 <Tolradi> and likes trannies
05:00 <TheRon> only half?
05:00 <Intrepid> ok not angry, hostile perhaps
05:00 <faux> Don't really feel like Chinese tbh
05:00 <Serenity> im not anything
05:00 <Serenity> i just cbf with boring small talk
05:00 <Tolradi> Serenity you're nothing?
05:00 <BlueBerry> how about subway? Indian?
05:00 <Intrepid> nothing?
05:00 <beehhh> faux and her home made filafel hummos are delicious
05:00 <BlueBerry> :D haha
05:00 <Intrepid> you are a figment of my imagination?
05:02 <DemonsRun> You wish
05:06 <Mew> thanks but no thanks
05:12 <Tolradi> Pieter`bitofawuss come and rub and tug me
05:21 <DemonsRun> ^
05:22 <Pieter`bitofawuss> No
05:23 <DemonsRun> Do that
05:24 <Pieter`bitofawuss> I want mew
05:33 <Pieter`bitofawuss> She is my dream girl
06:00 <faux> Subway doesn't deliver :(
06:00 <faux> Indian burns me butt
06:00 <BlueBerry> lol
06:00 <beehhh> yeah
06:00 <BlueBerry> fair enough
06:00 <BlueBerry> eagle boys?
06:00 <Tolradi> beehhh do you like trannies more than guys?
06:00 <Serenity> lol faux
06:00 <faux> I was thinking pizza
06:00 <beehhh> yup
06:00 <Tolradi> why?
06:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> faux anymore xm clone delivery guys
06:00 <faux> I feel like dominos bacon 
06:00 <TheRon> i miss the earth so much i miss my wife
06:00 <faux> Nope lol
06:00 <Intrepid> tell the indian to use more lube
06:00 <beehhh> i like trannies cause they are going to have sex with you anyway
06:00 <faux> LOL
06:00 <faux> gross
06:00 <Tolradi> lol
06:00 <TheRon> it's lonely out in space
06:00 <Tolradi> what
06:00 <Tolradi> guys will have sex with you too
06:00 <BlueBerry> today i had a cbf day too. I slept in, cleaned the living room went to kmart and then came home and got straight in to my pjs :)
06:13 <Tolradi> Pieter`bitofawuss you should hook up with panda
06:18 <Tolradi> and keep his mind off mew
06:36 <Pieter`bitofawuss> My mind is on mew
06:39 <Pieter`bitofawuss> I dont want panda
07:00 <faux> Who is tolradi and blueberry fmi
07:00 <beehhh> nothing wrong with sucking cock
07:00 <faux> I love Kmart!!!
07:00 <Serenity> no idea tbh
07:00 <faux> Everything is so pretty and cheap 
07:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> bb is a nice girl from perth
07:00 <Serenity> over keeping up with the nick changes
07:00 <BlueBerry> blueberry is me. I used to come on here alll the time about 4 years or so ago
07:00 <Tolradi> I'm a figment of your imagination
07:00 <faux> She seems nice
07:00 <beehhh> but im taken norell is my first trany girl since i got divorce in 2001
07:00 <BlueBerry> :) now only once or twice a year
07:00 <faux> Well hi there blueberry :)
07:00 <TheRon> mars ain't the kind of place to raise a kid, in fact it's cold as hell
07:00 <BlueBerry> hello faux 
07:00 <Serenity> BlueBerry is a girl?
07:10 <Pieter`bitofawuss> She gets me the full half chubby
07:22 <Mew> As Good As It Gets
07:42 <Tolradi> Mew doens't give me a chubby, just makes me feel moist inside
07:58 <Mew> you should always be moist inside
08:00 <Tolradi> I'm known in other places as CrazyTolradi
08:00 <faux> Do you have a name
08:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> so we are family to you then blueberry
08:00 <BlueBerry> Libby
08:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> one or two yearly visits
08:00 <Serenity> we need more females around
08:00 <faux> I'm Christina :D
08:00 <beehhh> im going to cook at her place later on
08:00 <Serenity> less ones like lumeah who are fucking bonkers anyway
08:00 <BlueBerry> hahaha yes nbn4the-amish-now
08:00 <BlueBerry> i remember you
08:00 <Tolradi> beehhh  what wil you cook?
08:00 <faux> LOL lumeah 
08:00 <Tolradi> Serenity lumeah isnt male
08:00 <BlueBerry> not the nickname but the name
08:00 <Serenity> no
08:00 <Serenity> shes female you clown
08:00 <Intrepid> im Samantha
08:00 <Tolradi> Serenity female I mea
08:00 <faux> Isn't she doing Pieter that rules her out 
08:00 <Tolradi> mean*
08:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> im kinda used to lumeah now
08:00 <Serenity> yes she is
08:00 <BlueBerry> hmmm, now im trying to remember who we used to always talk to together
08:00 <Tolradi> lumeah isn't female
08:00 <Intrepid> Serenity is female?
08:12 <Pieter`bitofawuss> Youre doing too much amyl
08:20 <Kynetic> id like to leave a bit more than just my mind on mew
08:24 <Kynetic> if you know what i mean ;)
08:28 Quit: Crip ([email protected]) Quit:
08:42 <Mew> just dont get it in my eyes
08:45 <Pieter`bitofawuss> Wad
08:50 <Tolradi> what about in your hair?
09:00 <Tolradi> lumeah is retarded
09:00 <Serenity> ive seen her fb shes female
09:00 <faux> ^
09:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> it was grating at first
09:00 <Tolradi> if she is female, she's like, that 50 year old type
09:00 <Serenity> shes just a bimbo
09:00 <Intrepid> who is Tolradi
09:00 <Tolradi> who reads junk mail and has bad hair
09:00 <faux> I've seen her speak like twice and I wanted to commit suicide 
09:00 <BlueBerry> Logan
09:00 <Serenity> and wants to fuck pieter so really.. who cares
09:00 <beehhh> canned mackerel with american canned corn with cocobut milk and blen onion, garlic, ginger, tomato paste with hot chopped chilly
09:00 <BlueBerry> remember faux?
09:00 <beehhh> served with steamed rice
09:00 <faux> Sorry?
09:00 <faux> Oh did you mean me
09:00 <BlueBerry> i remember you
09:00 <faux> You remember my name?
09:00 <BlueBerry> yeah
09:00 <faux> Ohhh
09:00 <BlueBerry> yes
09:07 <Mew> thats fine i dont use my hair to see
09:20 <Kynetic> saves on hair products too
09:30 Join: faux ([email protected]) to #melbourne
10:00 <faux> Hmmm I don't remember :(
10:00 <faux> Sorry
10:00 <BlueBerry> we used to talk all the time
10:00 <faux> Really
10:00 <faux> What was your other nick 
10:00 <beehhh> Warning: many are being shot at liverpool just cause they are lebs
10:00 <BlueBerry> my other nickname was majestic_angel
10:00 <Tolradi> Intrepid I'm a bored law student
10:00 <Intrepid> law hey, what year?
10:00 <faux> OK probably wasnt me... Before I came on years ago there was another Christina 
10:00 <Tolradi> first
10:00 <faux> She was greek
10:00 <faux> Had braces 
10:00 <Tolradi> I left work, went back to uni
10:00 <beehhh> recent figuer shows houses were brushed with bullet
10:00 <Intrepid> oh u wll be no use to me
10:00 <faux> Does that ring a bell?
10:00 <BlueBerry> nope
10:00 <Intrepid> i need a lawyer
10:00 <BlueBerry> not her
10:00 <faux> Hmm OK 
11:00 <Tolradi> Intrepid you generally pay for lawyers
11:00 <BlueBerry> how old are you?
11:00 <faux> Maybe it was me and I just have a shit memory. lol sorry
11:00 <faux> 25
11:00 <Intrepid> i am paying for one
11:00 <BlueBerry> it was you
11:00 <faux> Ew im so old
11:00 <BlueBerry> i remember the christina was younger than me
11:00 <Intrepid> robert richter, cunt charges a fortune
11:00 <BlueBerry> you were younger then though
11:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> its also not the first BlueBerry youve talked to
11:00 <faux> Where are you from 
11:00 <BlueBerry> perth
11:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> leta had the same nick for a while
11:00 <faux> What channel did you join 
11:00 <faux> I remember a leta
11:00 <BlueBerry> fudge i cant remember the persons name we always used to talk to :(
11:00 <beehhh> stop taking pill and drink the wine
12:00 <TheRon> come up and see me make me smile
12:00 <faux> Damn
12:00 <Tolradi> beehhh do you do drugs?
12:00 <faux> Well hi anyway :F
12:00 <BlueBerry> i cant remember the chan name
12:00 <beehhh> not anymore
12:00 <faux> :D *
12:00 <Intrepid> Tolradi have you heard of him?
12:00 <nbn4the-amish-now> funkysexycool
12:00 <BlueBerry> :( hate that! when ya cant remember. Itll come to me later
12:00 <Tolradi> Intrepid not really
12:00 <beehhh> years back i was young and dumb
12:00 <BlueBerry> no nbn4the-amish-now
12:00 <faux> Nah I didn't used to join that chan
12:00 <Intrepid> google him
12:00 <BlueBerry> hahaha
12:00 <Intrepid> best criminal lawyer in australis
12:00 <faux> Was it Facebook?
12:00 <faux> The channel
12:00 <BlueBerry> maybe
12:00 <Intrepid> funkysexycool was a fat chic
12:00 <beehhh> now young at heart and more dumber
12:08 <Tolradi> Saemon why are oyu on DSP?
12:12 <Tolradi> you could work
13:00 <beehhh> teehee
13:00 <faux> Oh I thought it was a channel LOL 
13:00 <faux> My bad
13:00 <Intrepid> it was both
13:00 <BlueBerry> yeah the facebook chan mayb
13:00 <BlueBerry> maybe*
13:00 <faux> Ah
13:00 <beehhh> sup tabuli
13:00 <Intrepid> the chic was a chubba with saggy tits almost to her waist
13:00 <faux> Changed my bed sheets today they smell so yummy
13:00 <Intrepid> did they have cum on them?
13:00 <faux> Gross
13:00 <beehhh> cause your butt hurt
13:44 Join: Lumeah ([email protected]) to #melbourne
14:00 <Intrepid> dont u have sex in your bed?
14:00 <faux> Hell no
14:00 <faux> I'm a born again virgin
14:00 <Intrepid> u prefer the kitchen table?
14:00 <beehhh> she had a greek souvlaki on it
14:00 <Intrepid> your indian anal partner tells a different story faux
14:00 <Serenity> just looked at lumeahs fb again
14:00 <Serenity> her hair is yucky
14:00 <Tolradi> Serenity link
14:00 <faux> Show me her
14:00 <Tolradi> link the picture
14:00 <beehhh> my head was cut norell loves it in her ass
14:00 <Tolradi> for all to see
14:00 <couleurs> pics
14:00 <couleurs> linx
15:00 <Serenity> i cant link it here
15:00 <Serenity> or im breaking channel rules
15:00 <Tolradi> PM it to me
15:00 <Tolradi> and I will PM it to any who ask
15:00 <beehhh> cmon its sunday for christshake
15:00 <Serenity> then id be breaking network rules
15:00 <Intrepid> pm it and i will link it
15:00 <faux> I'm more concerned about her eyebrows
15:00 <Tolradi> it's not breaking network rules to PM
15:00 <Intrepid> im a rebel
15:00 <faux> She needs to brush those babies
15:00 <Intrepid> i break rules
15:10 Join: ooomp ([email protected]) to #melbourne
16:00 <beehhh> we all known to each other
16:00 <Serenity> lol
16:00 <Tolradi> faux she sits on IRC chatting up pieter, she has bigger issues than her eyebrows
16:00 <faux> And new glasses pls
16:00 <Serenity> ill notice you
16:00 <Tolradi> but not by much
16:00 <faux> Thin frames are so 1990
16:00 <Intrepid> lol
16:00 <couleurs> ok op me first and i'll kick u 4 breaking rules after
16:00 <faux> Hi couelurs
16:00 <couleurs> Hi Flaux
16:00 <Intrepid> nice hair lol
16:00 <faux> Lool
16:04 <Mew> did you know kevin crease from channel 9 news was in the clip for frenzal rhomb bucket bong
16:12 <Mew> cos he son is the bassist
17:00 <faux> She probably can't spell GHD let alone afford one
17:00 <Serenity> hes so dense
17:00 <faux> Poor thing.
17:00 <faux> Who is
17:00 <Serenity> got all offended when i called her a bimbo
17:00 <Serenity> lumeah
17:00 <Serenity> shes**
17:00 <Intrepid> ok im off 
17:00 <Intrepid> bye people
17:00 <Serenity> bye
17:28 <Mew> his*
18:00 <faux> Adios
18:00 <faux> Who was that
18:00 <faux> Why does everyone keep changing their nicks
18:00 <faux> :'(
18:00 <Serenity> i dont know hey
18:00 <couleurs> Ineptid
18:00 <Serenity> im so sick of the nick changes i dont bother anymore
18:00 <Tolradi> I used to use a nick years ago
18:00 <Tolradi> I dcon't remember what it is
18:58 <faux> Mm KFC bucket
19:00 <Tolradi> or was
19:00 <faux> Was it ahole
19:00 <faux> Ha ha
20:00 <Tolradi> nah
20:00 <Tolradi> but god
20:00 <Tolradi> lumeah's FB wall
20:00 <Tolradi> LOL
20:00 <Tolradi> just wow
20:00 <Serenity> lol
20:00 <Tolradi> that's the most inane crap ever
20:00 <Tolradi> I blocked my mother on FB for posting shit like this
20:00 <beehhh> so many foreign prostitute are in downunder roaming freely
20:00 <majestic_angel> Tolradi you crazy :)
20:00 <stebie> nooooooooo
20:00 <beehhh> but i didnt get my second permit for an education
20:00 <TheRon> great
20:00 <beehhh> first one was lucky at 96
20:10 <Mew> dayum
20:17 <Mew> just original recipe or is it mixed?
20:32 <faux> I don't have a bucket but you mentioned one and it reminded me of kfc
20:45 <faux> And now I feel like something greasy
20:47 <Mew> LOL
20:52 <faux> I'm having lasagne for dinner though
21:00 <couleurs> this is an ok match stebie 
21:00 <couleurs> i'm watching it with u m8
21:00 <Serenity> like i said
21:00 <Serenity> shes a bimbo
21:00 <TheRon> you're so vain
21:00 <stebie> you probably think this channel is about you
21:00 <TheRon> i bet you think this song is about you
21:01 <Mew> its so weird that kfc used to deliver and now they dont
21:05 <Mew> its usually the other way around
21:14 <faux> Maccas delivers here
21:23 <Mew> yeah i know please dont talk about it :(
21:25 <faux> Only one store in sydn
21:25 <faux> From 5-9 pm
21:27 <Mew> it makes me want to NECK MYSELF
21:29 <faux> I've never heard of KFC delivering
21:33 <faux> How long ago was it
21:34 <Mew> oh not 24hrs?
21:42 <Mew> not that long ago
21:42 <faux> Nah I wish
21:43 <faux> I'd have maccas breakfast !
21:48 <Mew> i think i wouldve been 4-5
21:56 <Mew> so 94-95ish
21:59 <faux> 4-5 what
22:00 <faux> Huh
22:00 <stebie> oops
22:00 <stebie> my bad
22:00 <stebie> fuckin' coe
22:00 <majestic_angel> dont you dont you
22:00 <beehhh> in 07 i got kicked out 5th september
22:04 <faux> Oh
22:14 <faux> Years
22:15 <faux> Sorry I'm slow
22:26 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> im having Kuniva delivering tonight. he'll bring KFC but im worried about the grease stains he'll leave on the couch if he sits on it
22:59 <Mew> https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070228183624AA79jOW
23:00 <majestic_angel> huh?
23:00 <Tolradi> beehhh did you take your meds?
23:00 <Tolradi> are you high again?
23:00 <stebie> beehhh got deported, or something
23:03 <Mew> maybe it was just adelaide
23:21 <Saemon> Tolradi i cant work mainly due to my mental condition
23:44 <Saemon> i suffer from depression and severe anxiety
23:46 <Tolradi> what condition?
23:51 <Tolradi> you think you're spergy?
24:00 <BaD_BoY_69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubfXreMKug0
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Game - Where I'm From ft Nate Dogg (May 23, 2008) 3:20 - Category: Music - 106,758 views - 330 likes (98.5%), 5 dislikes (1.5%)
24:00 <BaD_BoY_69> check dis shit 
24:00 <TheRon> i had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
24:00 <beehhh> i was 19 in 1996
24:00 <Tolradi> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_MJbgO7SF0
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life. (Original) (Mar 18, 2014) - Category: Gaming - 644,999 views - 8,223 likes (90.6%), 854 dislikes (9.4%)
24:05 <Tolradi> lazy shit
24:06 <Tolradi> get a job
24:15 <Saemon> dont want too
24:21 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> are you on meds Saemon ?
24:26 <Saemon> ive got it easy as it is
24:27 <Tolradi> I bet you don't want to do a lot of things
24:34 <Saemon> of course
24:35 <Tolradi> I bet you have it easy, taking it from your old man
24:40 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> which meds?
24:45 <Saemon> having a job would mean waking up at like 7am?
24:48 <Saemon> fuck that
24:53 <Saemon> i hated waking up early for school
25:00 <BaD_BoY_69> 1996 2pac past :(((((((
25:00 <beehhh> i dont have a certificate of deportation thou
25:00 <TheRon> 2pac only got famous because he died
25:00 <Tolradi> beehhh where do youl ive now?
25:00 <majestic_angel> where is speedmonkey ?
25:00 <Tolradi> yeah 2pac was a shitty singer
25:00 <beehhh> shits gotten to hard to sustain in there for awhile
25:00 <BaD_BoY_69> shitty 
25:00 <BaD_BoY_69> he always claimed he had haters like u 
25:00 <BaD_BoY_69> lol
25:02 <Saemon> why would i want to wake up early now that i am out of school?
25:06 Join: Ana_Ng ([email protected]) to #melbourne
25:09 <Saemon> defeats common sense
25:22 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> which meds? <--- Saemon
25:29 <Tolradi> what meds are you on?
25:42 <Saemon> im not taking any
25:48 <Saemon> i think they make u suicidal
26:00 <Saemon> so im stayin drug free
26:00 <xm> stebs m8
26:00 <xm> OK 150
26:00 <beehhh> borneo Tolradi
26:00 <Tolradi> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLy-AwdCOmI
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I Feel Fantastic (Apr 15, 2009) 2:32 - Category: People and Blogs - 1,456,336 views - 8,458 likes (88.6%), 1,089 dislikes (11.4%)
26:00 <TheRon> i don't wanna be your monkey wrench
26:00 <beehhh> so many asians are here mostly chinese decent
26:00 <TheRon> 1 in 10
26:00 <Ana_Ng> kids
26:13 <DemonsRun> So in other words
26:17 <DemonsRun> Nothing is wrong with you
26:22 <Tolradi> you're just fat and lazy
26:36 <Saemon> so what if i am? last i checked
26:37 <DemonsRun> You're just a lazy cunt who found a doc to sign off so you didn't have to work and still got centrelink
26:38 <Saemon> its my likfe
26:42 <Saemon> its my life
26:43 <Saemon> not yours
26:49 <Saemon> i can do whatever i want with it
27:00 <beehhh> nothing will be normal again but the nature would heal you not this mankind
27:00 <xm> ive got a lot of adult stars on my facebook. not the ones that just randomly add you, but ones that i went to school with. i promise to invite them here and add them. it'll revitalise the channel
27:03 <Tolradi> no you can't
27:11 <Mew> seriously lets swap Saemon for awolf
27:13 <Saemon> why not?
27:21 <Mew> just for a week
27:29 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> wolf swap
27:45 <Mew> it can be like a weekly ritual
27:45 <DemonsRun> Would be nice if a normal person ran a lazy persons life.
27:51 <Tolradi> Saemon
27:51 <Mew> and it'll keep the conversation fresh and interesting
27:52 <DemonsRun> No bludgers left on centrelink
27:54 <Tolradi> do you like bon jovi?
28:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> after one week #melbourne will shed at least 100kg
28:00 <Tolradi> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66GoZ2vKI9g
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Furry Re-birthing (Aug 29, 2013) - Category: Comedy - 112,538 views - 1,117 likes (56.7%), 852 dislikes (43.3%)
28:00 <majestic_angel> hahaha xm
28:00 <TheRon> is borat big in alaska?
28:00 <BaD_BoY_69> welcome back luemeahnati 
28:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
28:00 <Tolradi> Lumeah do something about those eyebrows
28:00 <xm> is lumeah's perma head shaped as a triangle
28:00 <xm> hair*
28:00 <Ana_Ng> no
28:00 <xm> that was the 80s look i suppose
28:00 <xm> illuminati conspiracy
28:10 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> the trial should continue
28:12 <Saemon> thats a singer right?
28:17 <Saemon> no i dont like bon jovi
28:23 <DemonsRun> The IQ of the room would go up somewhat ProfessorHaroldHorowitz
28:35 <Mew> The Weekly #melbourne Troll Swap
28:49 <Saemon> i dont listen to much music
28:56 <Saemon> only wrestlers theme songs
28:59 <DemonsRun> I'm gunna pay for this... Carter needs to wake up but I just wanna let the kid sleep
29:00 <Tolradi> Lumeah was cool....in the 80's
29:00 <BaD_BoY_69> no shit xm 
29:00 <xm> maybe have a ribbon that looks like the all seeing eye
29:00 <BaD_BoY_69> wwhat u think happen to mh370 
29:00 <beehhh> wine helps to kill stomach bancteria faux should learn thay by now
29:00 <Tolradi> BaD_BoY_69 I know what happened to MH370
29:00 <TheRon> dont wanna be your monkey wrench
29:00 <BaD_BoY_69> man dis world is that fucked up an no1 is standing up to illuminati 
29:00 <xm> hmmm i think they traveled over the Indian ocean, the waters opened up, and a giant magnet appeared and got it
29:00 <Tolradi> the pilot was listening to 2pac and it was so bad it made him crash
29:00 <BaD_BoY_69> man ppeople just die in peace fuck yaz all 
29:00 <xm> pz, is that you?
29:00 <BaD_BoY_69> ur all brain washed 
29:04 <DemonsRun> But he won't sleep thru :(
29:29 <Saemon> just let him lay there
29:39 <Saemon> he will sleep eventually
29:48 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> this is Saemon's true area of expertise: sleeping
29:56 <DemonsRun> Stfu Saemon
30:00 <majestic_angel> lol
30:00 <beehhh> not many choose to live in alaska but the smart ones are
30:00 <TheRon> 1 - 0 in bris
30:00 <xm> it is also possible the plane went too far into space and is now in low orbit
30:00 <xm> LOST IN SPACE
30:00 <beehhh> Ana_Ng: hi, do the russian gets a change to invade alaska?
30:00 <Tolradi> BaD_BoY_69 thinks he's a hardcore hiphop star
30:00 <beehhh> *chance
30:00 <Ana_Ng> no
30:10 <DemonsRun> You're not a parent id never listen to parenting advice from you.
30:28 <Saemon> just a suggestion my mum use to do that with me
30:32 <Saemon> calm down
30:34 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> LOL
30:43 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> you wont want a kid to turn out like him
30:50 <DemonsRun> I actually can't be fucked with you Saemon. Just stfu for half hour
30:58 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> OK, listen to the advice, do the exact opposite
31:00 <TheRon> bizarre love triangle
31:00 <BaD_BoY_69> majestic fuk u dont do pvt 
31:00 <BaD_BoY_69> what ur to good for a nigga >???
31:00 <Tolradi> rofl oh god
31:00 <Tolradi> BaD_BoY_69 talk to lumeah
31:00 <beehhh> four people from my family are in australia inc my mum we are a family of six
31:00 <Tolradi> she will talk to any man
31:00 <BaD_BoY_69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubfXreMKug0
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Game - Where I'm From ft Nate Dogg (May 23, 2008) 3:20 - Category: Music - 106,759 views - 330 likes (98.5%), 5 dislikes (1.5%)
31:00 <BaD_BoY_69> ull see where im from..............
31:00 <Ana_Ng> some alaskans would love if they took over and started drilling and mining with no regulations
31:00 <TheRon> sounds a bit black
31:00 <Tolradi> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66GoZ2vKI9g
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Furry Re-birthing (Aug 29, 2013) - Category: Comedy - 112,539 views - 1,117 likes (56.7%), 852 dislikes (43.3%)
31:10 <Saemon> lol ProfessorHaroldHorowitz
31:17 <DemonsRun> ProfessorHaroldHorowitz: He missed the part where I said my son IS sleeping.
31:27 <DemonsRun> So why would I let him lay there to fall asleep?
31:27 <Mew> Serenity can you bring up troll swap at the next #melbourne ops meeting
31:29 <Ana_Ng> can't read
31:32 <Mew> i think it'll work well
31:32 <Q{{> hey wait a minute
31:33 <Tolradi> Saemon you should go sleep
31:34 <Tolradi> forever
31:39 <Q{{> im ur designated troll
31:42 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> Saemon: baby seats -- facing forward or not? <Saemon> Ummm why would you need baby seats when there are seat belts already?
31:45 <Q{{> i get a say in this too
31:55 <DemonsRun> Omg
32:00 <beehhh> too many foreigners in melbourne
32:00 <xm> would you be for or against Alaska seceding, Ana_Ng ?
32:00 <BaD_BoY_69> theres a party my joint 2night msg me for da address 
32:00 <BaD_BoY_69> its farking poppinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
32:00 <Ana_Ng> against
32:00 <BaD_BoY_69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubfXreMKug0
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Game - Where I'm From ft Nate Dogg (May 23, 2008) 3:20 - Category: Music - 106,759 views - 330 likes (98.5%), 5 dislikes (1.5%)
32:00 <beehhh> they have a direct flight from los angelas to faribanks
32:11 <DemonsRun> I feel like asking who could be so stupid, but I already know
32:18 <Q{{> who u want to swap me with
32:22 <Saemon> wth i didnt say that ProfessorHaroldHorowitz
32:23 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> nah i made that up. i was just trying to trigger your maternal instincts
32:56 <DemonsRun> Lol... You won't get a bite outta me. Easier to just ignore stupid comments and laugh
33:00 <BaD_BoY_69> majestic word..................
33:00 <Ana_Ng> in our summer
33:00 <beehhh> Ana_Ng you said 32F = O C
33:00 <Ana_Ng> uh huh
33:14 <Saemon> as a kid i got fed maccas all the time
33:18 <Tolradi> <Saemon> My dad likes to come around and hit me
33:20 <Mew> type 1 if you think we should try troll swap and get rid of Saemon for 1 week
33:24 <Saemon> i guess back then ppl didnt know how unhealthy that was yet
33:58 <DemonsRun> Fucking 1
33:58 <Saemon> Tolradi ive never seen your nick here before
33:58 <DemonsRun> 1!
34:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
34:00 <beehhh> what is the hottest temp there
34:00 <TheRon> freedom isn't free
34:00 <beehhh> 32c or f
34:00 <Tolradi> TheRon it costs folks like you and me
34:00 <Ana_Ng> 28c maybe in fairbanks
34:00 <beehhh> wow
34:00 <Ana_Ng> anchorage, 20c
34:00 <beehhh> not too cold then
34:00 <TheRon> it costs a buck o' five
34:00 <Tolradi> everyone has aids
34:00 <Tolradi> aids aids aids
34:00 <Ana_Ng> -40 is common in fairbanks in winter
34:03 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> Press 0 to just to hear Mew's voice again
34:09 <DemonsRun> 00000000000
34:10 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> -to
34:10 <Mew> hahaha
34:18 <Mew> 001001111000111
34:27 <DemonsRun> Benderrrrrr
34:39 <Tolradi> Saemon does your old man smack you around?
34:43 <Saemon> used too
34:53 <Tolradi> did he use lube?
34:58 <Saemon> until one day i manned up and uppercutted him
35:00 <beehhh> i dont like saying it in F
35:00 <Ana_Ng> -40 is both
35:00 <Ana_Ng> i speak in C when i'm here
35:00 <xm> a compelling reason for Alaska to secede is so they can have a national flag with the Arctic Fox as its emblem
35:00 <BaD_BoY_69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubfXreMKug0
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Game - Where I'm From ft Nate Dogg (May 23, 2008) 3:20 - Category: Music - 106,759 views - 330 likes (98.5%), 5 dislikes (1.5%)
35:00 <BaD_BoY_69> check dis shit 
35:00 <TheRon> freedom isnt free
35:20 <Saemon> oh your trolling me
35:26 <Saemon> thought u were asking it seriously
35:30 <Tolradi> I am
35:32 <Tolradi> I am serious
35:36 <Tolradi> IRC is serious stuff man
35:41 <Saemon> then why would u ask if he used lube?
35:46 <DemonsRun> Uppercutted............
35:54 <Saemon> what is the usage of lube implying?
36:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't want an arctic fox on our flag
36:00 <beehhh> http://www.yaf.org/uploadedImages/Blogs/UAF%20cold.jpg
36:00 <TheRon> no theres a hefty fucking fee
36:00 <Ana_Ng> that represents about 1/4 of the state
36:00 <beehhh> thats a grazeli bear
36:00 <Ana_Ng> where nobody lives
36:00 <Ana_Ng> the ursa major flag is perfect
36:00 <Ana_Ng> with the north star
36:00 <beehhh> Ana_Ng do you have beers
36:00 <TheRon> uptown girl
36:00 <beehhh> beer is good for winter
36:00 <Ana_Ng> i just had 2 beers
36:18 <Ana_Ng> lube usage, duh
36:27 <Tolradi> Saemon did you headlock him too?
36:36 <Saemon> i punched him in the chin with my fists in an upwards motion DemonsRun
37:00 <TheRon> she been living i n her uptown world
37:00 <Ana_Ng> purchased by my friend who i bailed out of jail today
37:00 <beehhh> so the greenland is another part all together
37:00 <xm> the Ursa flag reminds me of graphics from an 80s DOS game
37:00 <majestic_angel> TheRon ewww, do not sing that song in my presense
37:00 <majestic_angel> ever!!!
37:00 <beehhh> you must be in a pleasent dream Ana_Ng
37:00 <Ana_Ng> greenland is getting into resource development, but they are mostly native fishermen
37:14 <Saemon> no Tolradi
37:21 <DemonsRun> That's uppercut.
37:23 <Saemon> i punched him out and then left the house
37:28 <DemonsRun> Not uppercutted you child
37:44 <Saemon> semantics
37:49 <Saemon> tomayto tomato
37:51 <Saemon> move on.
38:00 <beehhh> i love fish, infact im a fish
38:00 <Ana_Ng> i am allergic to fish
38:00 <Ana_Ng> so i will not be eating you tonight
38:00 <TheRon> uptoen girk you know i can't afford to buy her pearls
38:00 <Mew> that sucks
38:00 <Mew> theres nothing better than fresh smoked snapper
38:00 <Mew> hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
38:00 <beehhh> i'd like to train in the snow
38:20 <Tolradi> Saemon did you have a troubled childhood?
38:35 <Saemon> yes i did
38:38 <Tolradi> why?
38:41 <Saemon> my family were poor
38:42 <Bastardly_One> it's all made up
38:46 <Bastardly_One> he lives at home still
38:57 <Saemon> parents were alcoholics
39:00 <Saemon> neglected me
39:00 <Ana_Ng> pretty sure creme brulee is better
39:00 <TheRon> im pissed
39:00 <xm> fish is OK but lobster/crayfish with bechamel sauce is better
39:00 <majestic_angel> Mew :D
39:00 <Mew> oh god yeah crayfish
39:00 <majestic_angel> i remember you too!!
39:00 <Ana_Ng> anything with bechamel sauce winz
39:00 <Mew> i forgot about the godly crayfish
39:00 <majestic_angel> i am spinning out today
39:00 <Mew> i have no idea who you are majestic_angel 
39:00 <majestic_angel> its ok, nobody does
39:00 <xm> my future brother-in-law's family goes crayfishing all the time
39:00 <BaD_BoY_69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubfXreMKug0
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Game - Where I'm From ft Nate Dogg (May 23, 2008) 3:20 - Category: Music - 106,759 views - 330 likes (98.5%), 5 dislikes (1.5%)
39:00 <BaD_BoY_69> check dis shit 
39:00 <xm> i should really exploit this
39:00 <majestic_angel> what matters is i remember you :D
39:00 <Mew> enlighten us then
39:00 <Ana_Ng> our copper river red salmon should be arriving there in a few weeks
39:00 <beehhh> http://www.alaskafishon.com/wp-content/gallery/halibut/alaska-halibut-3.jpg
39:00 <Mew> use describing words
39:20 <Bastardly_One> only have to read his shit over the space of say, a week ... and you realise it's all stories
39:30 <Bastardly_One> I doubt he's even wheelchair bound
39:43 <Saemon> oh shut it already nosering
39:50 <Bastardly_One> he used to be jkl ... who supposedly died in Peru
39:50 <Saemon> your obession with me is disturbing
39:55 <Bastardly_One> and this is his housemate
40:00 <Mew> what kind of cool stuff did you do when you were on here back in the day?
40:00 <beehhh> they looks like dinosaour
40:00 <majestic_angel> ummm, chat and talk shit
40:00 <majestic_angel> hehehe
40:00 <xm> majestic_angel, see, this is the problem. you're just too nice. if you want to be eternally remembered as a female, you need to go insane and troll like TheBron
40:00 <majestic_angel> got myself in a world of trouble
40:00 <majestic_angel> :)
40:01 <Saemon> stalker alert
40:20 <Bastardly_One> anyway, continue your work of fiction
40:32 <Tolradi> Saemon tell us more
40:32 <Bastardly_One> I'm actually doing school work
40:36 <Tolradi> tell us your tale
40:39 <Saemon> wat do u want to know?
41:00 <majestic_angel> xm or that other one - Kodak
41:00 <beehhh> http://www.wickedgoodtraveltips.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/alaska-wildlife.jpg
41:00 <Mew> what was the world of trub?
41:00 <xm> she'l still be remembered in 10 years time
41:00 <majestic_angel> he used to hack me constantly
41:00 <xm> hack?
41:00 <majestic_angel> and gave my number out to like everyone
41:00 <majestic_angel> he even rang my house like all night long
41:00 <majestic_angel> on my 22nd birthday
41:00 <xm> was this a one off or did he ring regularly
41:00 <majestic_angel> never forget that
41:00 <Mew> oh my god is it Element boasting about himself
41:00 <xm> did he have the manners to say happy birthday
41:00 <beehhh> Ana_Ng if I go to englang i'll try for alaska first before canada
41:00 <majestic_angel> a one off, because my dad changed our number
41:00 <Ana_Ng> ok
41:00 <xm> ah
41:22 <Excessive> how much did ur last escort set u back Saemon?
41:49 <Saemon> $80
41:53 <Tolradi> is it true you hire tranny escorts?
42:00 <Ana_Ng> you can sleep on my couch
42:00 <beehhh> i'd do my mphil at greenwich then phd at fairbanks
42:00 <beehhh> thanks again
42:00 <majestic_angel> put me off irc!
42:00 <majestic_angel> until now :)
42:00 <Mew> what a badass
42:00 <majestic_angel> mean, horrible, no life person
42:09 <Bastardly_One> they're made up too
42:09 <Saemon> cheap asian ones u can bargain with
42:13 <Excessive> she mustah been pretty cheap
42:21 <Bastardly_One> those are the nights his parents won't let him use the net
42:23 <Excessive> I mean 80 is cheap*
42:42 <Saemon> she was alright
42:49 <Saemon> wasnt hot but wasnt ugly either
43:00 <majestic_angel> but when you say shit it comes back i guess :)
43:00 <majestic_angel> he showed me
43:00 <majestic_angel> hahaha
43:00 <beehhh> i always dreamt of lviing in california now to alaska
43:00 <Mew> so how many years ago did this happen majestic_angel?
43:00 <majestic_angel> umm, 6 years ago
43:10 <Excessive> did she squeal?
43:16 <Saemon> just looked like an ordinary asian chick uni student or something
43:17 <Saemon> nah
43:27 <Ana_Ng> that is how i aspire to be described
43:29 <Saemon> she remained quiet for the whole session
43:46 <Saemon> her english wasnt good for one thing
43:49 <Bastardly_One> [18:33] <Excessive> did she squeal? ----- yes, in repulsion
43:54 <Saemon> so there was abit of a communication barrier
44:00 <majestic_angel> and my birthday is next week. So almost 6 years to the day
44:00 <beehhh> http://www2.gre.ac.uk/study/courses/pg/res/bus
44:00 <beehhh> The programme is accredited by the European Doctoral Programmes Association in Management and Business Administration, a prestigious body that aims to help members increase the quality of their PhD programmes
44:00 <Mew> wow thats a pretty big effort
44:00 <beehhh> good choice Ana_Ng?
44:00 <majestic_angel> no wait almost 7 years
44:00 <majestic_angel> crazy old i am now
44:00 <majestic_angel> lol
44:00 <Mew> did you always have the nickname "majestic_angel"
44:07 <Bastardly_One> thinking to herself ... the things I have to fuck for money!
44:38 <Saemon> is that supposed to make me feel bad for her or something?
44:41 <Excessive> how long was 80 for?
44:43 <Saemon> she chose to do it
44:53 <Saemon> she put her self in that position
45:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't know
45:00 <Tolradi> Mew
45:00 <Tolradi> have you seen Lumeah's eyebrows?
45:00 <Mew> actually wait
45:00 <Tolradi> they are fucking huge
45:00 <majestic_angel> i think i came back once or twice as lola, sparkle_berry and blueberry
45:00 <beehhh> they would accept an mphil student from uk for a phd
45:00 <Mew> 7 years ago i wouldve been 15
45:00 <majestic_angel> but when i got myself in shit i had this nick
45:00 <Mew> and too busy doing men and drugs to remember irc names
45:00 <majestic_angel> lol
45:00 <beehhh> i was 31
45:00 <xm> there was L***y too
45:06 <Saemon> 15min Excessive
45:11 <Excessive> oh
45:17 <Excessive> that's y .........
45:35 Join: mr_ducati ([email protected]) to #melbourne
45:48 <Saemon> it wasnt really 15 min though
46:00 <majestic_angel> yeah and Lacey
46:00 <Tolradi> Mew didn't you meet pands back then
46:00 <majestic_angel> not lola sorry
46:00 <beehhh> Ana_Ng do you have a bbq pit
46:00 <majestic_angel> lacey i meant
46:00 <Mew> i sure did
46:00 <majestic_angel> now i just remembered lola
46:00 <Mew> regrettably  
46:00 <majestic_angel> i liked her
46:00 <Tolradi> is panda creepy in real life?
46:00 <beehhh> i'd grill all the fish, moose, anything that walks
46:00 <majestic_angel> why is meeting panda bad?
46:00 <Tolradi> like, does he look like a sleaze?
46:00 <xm> he just looks violent
46:00 <Mew> he looks like a big pastey white greaseball
46:12 <Saemon> with 15 min sessions, it could go over in the heat of things
46:12 <Excessive> so not even 15?
46:18 <Excessive> ah
46:19 <Excessive> ok
46:28 <Saemon> or it could be under if u come fast and want to leave quickly
46:42 <Saemon> i usually get all shy and self concious the moment after i orgasm
46:46 <Saemon> so i tend to leave quicklu
46:49 <Saemon> quickly*
46:50 <DemonsRun> God damn it
46:55 <DemonsRun> I fucking hate being muted
46:57 <DemonsRun> -.-
47:00 <Excessive> it's like 5 mins fo the shower b4 ne thing happens
47:00 <xm> like he's holding back heaps of anger
47:00 <Mew> and yeah he lashed out and went mental on multiple occasions during the times at his house
47:00 <beehhh> i barely use my emo anymore
47:07 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> Saemon, teenage male guilt from being on the look out of mum walking in
47:12 <Excessive> at least
47:38 Quit: Pain ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 123 seconds
47:45 <Tolradi> Saemon do you fap over the big w catalouge?
47:54 <Saemon> hrm im not sure if the escort start the clock on the hour time or not
47:56 <Saemon> ive never asked
48:00 <beehhh> Ana_Ng where does sarah palin residice
48:00 <Ana_Ng> arizona i think
48:00 <couleurs> bipolar schizophrenic depressive irc disorder am i rite
48:00 <Mew> i got these gifts for you theyre up in my bum
48:00 <beehhh> i thought she lives at alaska
48:00 <Mew> major irc disorder couleo
48:00 <Ana_Ng> she has a home in wasilla, alaska, where she was mayor
48:01 <Saemon> but they dont seem too
48:10 <Tolradi> saemon do you wear rubbers?
48:18 <Saemon> cuz id jump in the shower quickly, and then come out and we'd start
48:27 <Saemon> and i'd get my moneys worth all the time
48:41 <Mew> troll swap troll swap troll swap
48:47 * Mew smashes her fists on the desk
48:53 <Saemon> do i wear condoms when in a session with them?
48:55 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> 00000000000000000000
48:55 <Saemon> yes
48:58 <Saemon> they never offer greek
49:00 <Mew> 11111111111111111111
49:00 <xm> advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage
49:00 <beehhh> Ana_Ng i could tell anchorage most like canada but still belongs to usa
49:00 <couleurs> HOLY CRAP LUMEAH LOOKS LIKE A 45 YEAR OLD LORDE
49:00 <Mew> LMFAO
49:00 <Tolradi> lol
49:00 <Tolradi> with fugly eyebrows
49:00 <couleurs> opps wrong channel
49:00 <Tolradi> she has john howards eyebrows
49:00 <xm> link?
49:00 <Serenity> rofl
49:00 <xm> im missing a link here
49:00 <Serenity> nice to see interpid passed that on
49:00 <xm> missing link>
49:00 <xm> ?
49:00 <beehhh> barack obama was raised in indonasia by his muslim father
49:00 <Mew> just go to pieters fb xm
49:00 <xm> oh right
49:00 <Mew> shes commented on his stuff there
49:07 <Saemon> that is, natural intercourse
49:19 <Excessive> greek
49:24 <Excessive> eheh
49:45 <Saemon> but they can jerk u off without protection
49:49 Quit: ProfessorHaroldHorowitz ([email protected]) Quit: I refuse to call it on a night on IRC until someone threatens to kill me or abuses me in all CAPS.
49:49 <Saemon> handjob
49:53 <Saemon> spanish
50:00 <Tolradi> back later, time to get grub
50:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah people are generally nice here, and even though it's a big state, it's sort of a small town
50:00 <Serenity> her name might be elizabeth
50:00 <beehhh> now hes in KL
50:00 <Serenity> or something
50:00 <Ana_Ng> but anchorage also has things like last night, where 3 people got shot at a hip-hop show
50:00 <xm> she looks like the sort of person's photo id see on the sleeve of a self-help book
50:00 <Serenity> she looks like a hairy hippy
50:00 <xm> yeah, my impression
50:00 <xm> new agey
50:00 <beehhh> good
50:00 <Serenity> i bet her pit hairs are long
50:00 <beehhh> anyone died Ana_Ng
50:04 <Saemon> cum on thier chest
50:22 <Saemon> some would even do BBJ
50:33 <DemonsRun> Shut
50:34 <DemonsRun> The
50:35 <DemonsRun> Fuck
50:36 <DemonsRun> Up
50:40 <Mew> troll swap
50:58 <DemonsRun> Troll swap
51:00 <Saemon> Excessive wants to know about it
51:00 <Ana_Ng> no
51:00 <beehhh> good
51:00 <xm> maybe she wants to cure pieter
51:00 <xm> with crystals from atlantis
51:00 <xm> and dolphin impersonations
51:00 <xm> a good cause
51:00 <couleurs> good for them
51:00 <beehhh> i dont go out at night irc is here for a reason
51:00 <Mew> himalayan salt crystals
51:00 <Mew> toot toot
51:26 <DemonsRun> He asked you a straightforward question with a simple answer
51:37 <DemonsRun> You just can't keep your fingers still can you
51:49 <Saemon> ....im a conversationalist
51:58 <Saemon> this is a chatroom
52:00 <DemonsRun> No you're not
52:00 <xm> id love to see pieter on colloidal silver
52:00 <beehhh> are they pink in color
52:00 <xm> and then the a montage of his photos over the months
52:00 <xm> then do*
52:00 <Mew> oh remember the thing where people turned grey??
52:00 <beehhh> if not your getting the fake one
52:00 <Mew> that was fucking weird 
52:00 <xm> yes
52:00 <Mew> hes already pretty close to grey
52:00 <xm> involuntary goth
52:01 <Saemon> and i am chatting
52:02 <Saemon> wth man
52:06 <DemonsRun> You're a fuckwit :)
52:18 <Saemon> great just hurl abuse at me
52:27 <Saemon> at least i am chatting
52:40 <Saemon> you're just being a bully
53:00 <beehhh> i wanna cook some organic beef mince as minestrone
53:00 <Mew> gaunt junkie chic
53:00 <xm> he probably goes to the morgue and calls them all posers
53:00 <beehhh> i use oraganic turmeric
53:00 <beehhh> Ana_Ng do you like indian meals cook by an aussie chef
53:00 <Mew> i am the sexiest body in here!! hehehehe
53:00 <Mew> luv me
53:00 <Mew> xox
53:31 <Mew> Kynetic Serenity Longie stebie
53:35 <Mew> TROLLLLL SWAAAAAP
53:48 <Mew> i dont know if BlackDevil has any power but.. BlackDevil
53:52 Join: SexParlour ([email protected]) to #melbourne
53:57 <SexParlour> HEY FUCKHEAD SAEMON
53:59 <SexParlour> u gay poofter
54:00 <Ana_Ng> i like any meal that is cooked for me, not by me
54:00 <xm> he can practise his foot surgery there too
54:00 <beehhh> you sound very american
54:02 <Saemon> whoa
54:08 <Saemon> who is this?
54:09 <SexParlour> u like cock
54:10 <SexParlour> u gay cunt
54:18 <SexParlour> semen eater
54:19 <SexParlour> ill kill u cunt
54:26 <Saemon> yes its no secret that i am bi-curious
54:31 <Tolradi> Saemon you better run
54:42 <Mew> haha gd 1
54:42 <Saemon> nah man i aint scared of him
54:43 <Saemon> lok
54:54 <Saemon> im from eliz ive got connections
55:00 <Ana_Ng> naw, just single
55:00 <beehhh> my mate got a american wife
55:00 <Ana_Ng> i love to cook for other people, but cooking for one's self gets old
55:00 <Ana_Ng> i can make the same mess for 6 as for 1
55:00 <Mew> it feels like monday today
55:08 <SexParlour> hahah
55:10 <SexParlour> connections
55:20 <SexParlour> what are u gonna come "own me" as you put it
55:24 <SexParlour> u fucking keyboad hero
55:32 <Mew> lets evict SexParlour and Saemon and bring back awolf
55:43 <Mew> that way it wont kill the room
55:56 <Saemon> huh? u speak like as if we've spoken to eachother SexParlour
55:58 <Saemon> who are you>
56:07 <Saemon> wat is your usual nick?
56:10 <SexParlour> ill crush u cunt
56:19 <SexParlour> u pay on my buddy simba
56:25 <SexParlour> ill fucking kill u
56:32 <Saemon> pandas
56:35 <Saemon> is that you>
56:38 <Saemon> lol
56:42 <SexParlour> no
57:00 <Saemon> then who? simba has no other buddy on here
57:00 <beehhh> not much different from canada by site seeing
57:00 <couleurs> <TheRon> oh it's just another Manic Monday.mp3
57:06 <Saemon> other than panda
57:16 <Saemon> who would stick up for him like this
57:18 <SexParlour> you are so nieve
57:40 <SexParlour> u make it up dont u cunt fuck
57:46 <SexParlour> about oooh i got a prostitutde
57:47 <Mew> i like simba
57:49 <SexParlour> ooooh
57:56 <SexParlour> you are such a lier semen eater
58:00 <xm> HAHAHA! so she does subscribe to new age / self-help sort of beliefs
58:00 <couleurs> white witch 
58:00 <xm> she will cast a spell of tolerance on us
58:03 <Saemon> lol tell me who u are
58:04 <Mew> but for some weird reason i dont feel the need to stick up for him when 2 retards are dribbling on each others laps
58:08 <SexParlour> nope
58:17 <SexParlour> ill rape u mew
58:23 <SexParlour> ill fucking cum in your face bitch
58:32 <Saemon> then wat u say wont matter to me and u will be / ignored SexParlour
59:00 <Mew> it actually makes me cringe when i see people link crap like that on facebook
59:00 <xm> im seeing angels floating around my head now. no wait. just the effect on my webcam software
59:00 <beehhh> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t31.0-8/10258892_10152139672017620_4073615689418704936_o.jpg
59:00 <xm> they're mostly females (mothers)
59:00 <Mew> where would you place the situation on the scale of FEAR and LOVE?
59:00 <crash> todays weather very strange
59:47 <SexParlour> hahaha
59:50 <SexParlour> you are an idiot
59:52 <SexParlour> leave
00:00 <Mew> but im a female mother
00:00 <crash> suns up, still cold
00:00 <Mew> and i wont ever buy into that shit
00:00 <beehhh> his wife is white californian boy is 4 lives in roseville
00:00 <Ana_Ng> oh gawd roseville
00:00 <Ana_Ng> hot as fuck there
00:00 <beehhh> so you know too
00:00 <Mew> i think a lot of it is older people who have only just started using the internet/facebook in recent years
00:00 <beehhh> well not for them
00:00 <xm> yeah i know
00:03 <SexParlour> i will have u shit listed from this network
00:10 <Serenity> the shit that awolf has made about about me
00:19 <Serenity> theres not a chance in hell im helping him get back here
00:26 <SexParlour> lol what happen
00:31 <SexParlour> who is awolf
00:41 <DemonsRun> Is there a less pain in the ass to bring back then Serenity ?
00:49 <Serenity> no
00:54 <DemonsRun> Ugh
01:00 <Serenity> i dont have any authority to bring anyone back anyway
01:00 <xm> plenty of them from school
01:00 <Mew> and every picture with a quote excites them to no end
01:00 <xm> some of them are still discovering cheezeburger cat
01:00 <beehhh> Ana_Ng can you make cinnamon bun do they have bareky there
01:00 <xm> im waiting for them to accelerate and get to doge
01:00 <Mew> how embarrassment
01:00 <Mew> lern2inanet
01:00 <Ana_Ng> what is bareky
01:00 <crash> beehhh do you want to help me blow up the moon
01:12 Join: Fez ([email protected]) to #melbourne
01:12 <Serenity> all the perms where set as higher bans and auto kicks i cant control that
01:19 Part: Fez ([email protected]) from #melbourne (Leaving)
01:29 <Mew> what has awolf made about you??
01:54 <Serenity> i meant made up not just made
01:54 <SexParlour> john died
02:00 <beehhh> A bakery
02:00 <Ana_Ng> we have some bakeries
02:00 <majestic_angel> ive never heard of cheezeburger cat
02:00 <BaD_BoY_69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubfXreMKug0
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Game - Where I'm From ft Nate Dogg (May 23, 2008) 3:20 - Category: Music - 106,759 views - 330 likes (98.5%), 5 dislikes (1.5%)
02:00 <BaD_BoY_69> check dis shit 
02:00 <Ana_Ng> i can make you a bacon waffle that will make you propose to me
02:00 <beehhh> do they make finnish cheese bread in there
02:00 <Mew> remember bunchies?
02:00 <Mew> bunchies was cool
02:00 <Ana_Ng> no, you have to go to michigan for that
02:13 <Serenity> saying shit about my kids making up lies about me n paul
02:16 <Serenity> he can go fuck himself
02:33 <Serenity> he thinks cause he says it in cats i dont see it
02:34 <SexParlour> who is awolf serenity?
02:47 <Serenity> im noy discussing irc history with you
02:51 <SexParlour> ok
02:52 <Serenity> if you dont know then its not my problem
02:57 <SexParlour> ok
02:59 <SexParlour> sheesh
03:00 <beehhh> atleast you've got a pub there which is a good news
03:06 <Mew> ive never seen him say anything like that in cats
03:15 <Serenity> lucky you
03:20 <Mew> im gonna query him
03:30 <Serenity> hes always talking shit about me
03:34 <Serenity> so i owe him nothing
03:43 <SexParlour> serenity why are u worried about words on a screen
03:51 <SexParlour> go report the cunt if its an issue
03:53 <SexParlour> for threats
03:57 <Mew> he knows youll see everything said in cats though
04:00 <Mew> so i dont reckon he would
04:00 <DrGore> bacon waffle 
04:00 <Ana_Ng> alaskans are serious drinkers
04:00 <beehhh> How come population are so limited is that the weather or shooting people?
04:00 <Ana_Ng> the weather and it's expensive
05:00 <beehhh> i got it people are lazy to come out of home
05:00 <Ana_Ng> it's also isolated
05:00 <Ana_Ng> the next largest city from anchorage is 4500km away
05:00 <Mew> http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Negro_b50667_542954.gif
05:00 <beehhh> i figure back of yokun province yokun river runs through it
05:23 <Serenity> he has said this stuff though
05:26 <Serenity> lol ive watched the convos
05:30 <Serenity> hes a dick
05:38 <Serenity> im not worried about anything SexParlour
05:39 <Excessive> how big is that so called "retard" channel I wonder?
05:45 <Serenity> im explaining why i owe him no favours
05:57 Quit: Ana_Ng ([email protected]) Connection closed
06:00 <Ana_Ng> yukon runs through british columbia, yukon territory and alaska
07:00 <DrGore> whats in bacon waffle, apart from the obvious
07:00 <BaD_BoY_69> check dis shit 
07:00 <BaD_BoY_69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubfXreMKug0
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Game - Where I'm From ft Nate Dogg (May 23, 2008) 3:20 - Category: Music - 106,759 views - 330 likes (98.5%), 5 dislikes (1.5%)
07:04 <Excessive> 1 entry
07:42 <Serenity> i tried to remove his ban about 4 months ago then stebies auto script put it back
07:44 Join: lol-at-Mew ([email protected]) to #melbourne
07:51 <Serenity> it was about a day after that he spent the whole day slagging me out
07:52 <lol-at-Mew> Serenity, You don't need to explain yourself to these losers.
07:54 <Serenity> so he can get fucked
08:00 <beehhh> airfair not too high to fly hawaii or los angeles
08:00 <couleurs> waffles with bacon
08:00 <beehhh> alaska got its own fuel and minerals
08:00 <DrGore> alternate cap nick that says "check dis shit"
08:00 <DrGore> instant death
08:13 <Mew> oh hay smelly
08:17 <Serenity> i dont need to no but i will because im me lol
08:43 <lol-at-Mew> That's what makes this channel great.. because you are you :)
08:57 <Tolradi> any guys in Adelaide? Saemon will suck your cock for $100 while people watch you
09:00 <Ana_Ng> i make a belgian waffle, which is yeasted batter that rises overnight, then cooked bacon goes into the batter in the waffle griddle
09:00 <beehhh> there was a rigging diaster near to alaska years back
09:00 <Ana_Ng> so the bacon is baked into the waffle, making it delicious and savory, then topped with maple syrup
09:01 <Mew> theres a little smudge of something on your nose Element
09:03 <Mew> o w8
10:00 <beehhh> im doing hospitality and hotel management in honors
10:00 <DrGore> sounds tastey
10:00 <Kynetic> goddamn Ana_Ng
10:00 <Mew> have you ever had a red pancake Ana_Ng ?
10:00 <Ana_Ng> also is good with strawberries and whipped cream
10:00 <Kynetic> i want to make that now
10:00 <couleurs> me 2
10:00 <Ana_Ng> do it
10:00 <DrGore> i've never done the bacon and maple syrup thing
10:00 <beehhh> Curtin university, bachelor of commerce tourism, events & marketing major
10:00 <Ana_Ng> i haven't had one -is that a red velvet pancake?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> random but ... what has lunar exploration to do with car racing?
10:00 <Mew> sort of, it looks like this http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll3yuwa9tK1qc5fpko1_500.jpg
10:34 <lol-at-Mew> Mew, You've been licking arse allday.. just to get your online boyfriend back into this channel.. your arselicking has backfired LOL.
10:53 Quit: FredFlinstone ([email protected]) Quit: I have left the cave, see you at yours!
11:00 <couleurs> waffles alone are nice enough...
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I just opened up a thing on GT6 where I can race along the moon on the Apollo 15 route 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
11:00 <couleurs> i uh... i'm not hungry anymore
11:09 <Mew> thats not ass kissing lol thats suggesting something because the usual trolls are getting stale and annoying
11:25 <Mew> i didnt know about what Serenity just said
11:46 <lol-at-Mew> No, you're stale and annoying.. it's time you left IRC for good this time.
11:56 <Tolradi> who is lol-at-Mew?
11:59 <Mew> aw thats cute
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had a potato pie
12:00 <Bastardly_One> might have bubble and squeak later
12:00 <Kynetic> with sauce?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> if not for potatoes I'd die
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
12:00 <Bastardly_One> with sauce
12:00 <beehhh> http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02360/MAPLESYRUP_2360379b.jpg
12:00 <Bastardly_One> the 4 n twenty ones
12:00 <beehhh> musics sound better will you
12:00 <Bastardly_One> damn yummo they are
12:00 <Kynetic> i love me a good pepper steak pie
12:01 <Tolradi> is that panda
12:01 <Doodle> some fag
12:01 <Mew> its Element lol
12:07 <Mew> who is also meant to be banned i think
12:15 <Tolradi> he sounds mad
12:19 <Doodle> david is the best ass kisser i know
12:22 <ooomp> Retards will always be retards
12:26 <Tolradi> maybe his butt plug got stuck inside hmi>
12:36 <lol-at-Mew> Banning me is pointless.. I can get around any ban and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
12:41 <ooomp> Doodle, that's uhhmm, nice
13:00 <Mew> yeah but you're easy to spot cos you type like a giant douchelord
13:00 <Kynetic> doesnt need sauce.
13:00 <Doodle> *pooper
13:00 <crash> Kynetic same
13:00 <Bastardly_One> sargents do nice ones of those
13:00 <beehhh> i like lamb n mint pie
13:00 <Mew> do all states have cafe de vilis?
13:02 <Tolradi> lol-at-Mew the problem is
13:04 <Tolradi> no one likes you
13:06 <Mew> so we'd find you every time
13:10 <Tolradi> why go talk to people who don't like you?
13:14 <Tolradi> are you that sad and lonely?
13:17 <Tolradi> I feel for you
13:18 <SexParlour> i feel like speweing
13:20 Join: TheRiddler ([email protected]) to #melbourne
13:21 <SexParlour> i feel crook
13:21 <Q{{> wth
13:22 <lol-at-Mew> Tolradi, That's nice.. now dry your eyes.
13:24 <Q{{> lol
13:26 <SexParlour> think i have flu
13:28 <TheRiddler> come back to us mew!
13:34 <TheRiddler> that is all lol
13:34 <Q{{> another day of drama
13:40 <xm> TheRiddler!
13:41 <Mew> YOU COME HERE
13:49 <xm> quick throw your pokeball
13:58 * Mew nails TheRiddler's pants to the floor
14:00 <Mew> or are you guys all missing out on the pie game
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and if you can handle what seems like toxicity over does ... try Sargents beef n onion ones
14:00 <beehhh> i was a baker at laurent bakery melbourne at their main factory in springvale
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I've no idea why that name is familar Mew
14:00 <beehhh> back in 2002
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I know you've discussed it with simba but seems familiar for some other reason
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I could get a bakers job tomorrow
14:03 <TheRiddler> but melbourne is full of poopy heads
14:05 <TheRiddler> :(
14:12 <Doodle> he has a point
14:16 <Q{{> this is way better than other role playing channel of vampires and what not
14:22 <xm> TheRiddler we need to work together doing short animations based on people from here
14:27 <Mew> yeah well pandas is a moron so id rather be in a room with more space away from the moron
14:42 <lol-at-Mew> Tolradi/Wild_Turkey, No one likes you.. is that true you threatened to kill and rape kids?
14:56 <Mew> Tolradi isnt wild turkey you massive idiot LOL
14:56 <Q{{> SexParlour, i save u, if ur a hottie
15:00 <Mew> i cant believe even ELEMENT fucked that up
15:00 <Tolradi> hahahaha
15:00 <Bastardly_One> a shop is always asking me if I want a job 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> but my lungs are fucked as they are
15:00 <beehhh> second chance might not come along
15:00 <beehhh> you need cold climate too b1
15:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't be able to do it ... bakers cough on top of what I've got would be ugly
15:03 <Mew> hes meant to be the master
15:09 <Tolradi> lol-at-Mew grabbing at straws I see
15:11 <Tolradi> no idea who I am
15:16 <lol-at-Mew> Mew, I'm not on IRC 24/7 like you.
15:22 <Q{{> one kiss from me and u be cured
15:25 <TheRiddler> atleast join cbf
15:30 <Doodle> wild turkey couldn't type so theres a dead giveaway
15:30 * DemonsRun has popcorn! 
15:31 <Mew> because you're banned lol
15:37 <DemonsRun> Serenity: Wanna sit & watch with me?
15:45 <Tolradi> Mew why does this guy hate you?
15:48 <Tolradi> whats his deal?
15:52 <lol-at-Mew> If I was banned... I wouldn't be here.
15:54 <Q{{> DemonsRun, is so gay i swear
16:00 <beehhh> isolated sound promising
16:02 <DemonsRun> Oh so gay.
16:02 <Mew> i insulted him so badly once that its still burning him deep inside
16:05 <Doodle> i heard DemonsRun likes men
16:07 <DemonsRun> I LOVE the dick.
16:08 <Mew> he cant handle my swag
16:08 <Mew> etc
16:09 <Tolradi> at least DemonsRun isn't Lumeah
16:14 <lol-at-Mew> You're no good at this Mew, you're losing your touch.
16:24 <Doodle> @mp3 Stan Bush - The Touch.mp3 (3.59MB 128kbps Stereo 3:55)
16:26 Join: Picard ([email protected]) to #melbourne
16:27 <Mew> you thought Tolradi was wild turkey lmfao
16:28 <Mew> you insult yourself
16:31 <Mew> i dont even need to do anything
16:32 <Q{{> i got a dick
16:34 <Mew> hay picarino
16:38 <DemonsRun> Doodle: Spot in
16:39 <Picard> Mew
16:40 <DemonsRun> On*
16:40 <Q{{> but unfortunately ur a demon
16:43 <DemonsRun> I do like men
16:44 <Doodle> i knew it
16:47 <Q{{> i dont do demons
16:49 <Doodle> how disgusting
16:56 <Picard> Doodle in the arse hey?
17:00 <Doodle> [19:15] <beehhh> you need cold climate too b1
17:00 <Doodle> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
17:00 <majestic_angel> its raining in perth
17:00 <Doodle> if my nipples are any indicator he is already in the coldest climate
17:00 <beehhh> after many weeks majestic_angel
17:00 <BoneCold> Fuck off Doodle
17:00 <Doodle> fuck off yourself BoneBlokes
17:09 Join: Amish ([email protected]) to #melbourne
17:10 <DemonsRun> Ffs
17:12 <Doodle> only if she buys me dinner first
17:14 Nick: DemonsRun is now known as Shazza
17:19 <Q{{> u cant have this man DemonsRun, no wayyyy
17:20 <Picard> lol
17:22 <Shazza> Why does everyone think I'm a fucking guy?
17:29 <Doodle> cos of your penis
17:35 <Shazza> Oh yeah...
17:45 <Picard> your penis bulging out of ya shorts is a hint
17:51 <Lumeah> cuz they think im a guy to :P
17:55 <Doodle> same
17:58 <Doodle> teehehehe
17:59 <Shazza> Lumeah: You ARE a guy
18:00 <majestic_angel> yeah beehhh
18:00 <beehhh> perth has a dryspell becoming a desert
18:00 <Mew> dont know if it went through before i timed out but http://www.vilis.com/vilis-cafe/now-serving-at-the-cafe/on-the-menu/
18:00 <Mew> homg.
18:00 <beehhh> darwin is green but
18:00 <Doodle> we have vilis here Mew
18:00 <emma> its raining in perth now
18:00 <Doodle> just the pies tho
18:00 <Doodle> i think
18:04 * Doodle flutters his eyelashes
18:07 <Shazza> Don't put me in the same category as you
18:09 <Picard> Lumeah nuh yur just a frizz head ugly cuny
18:13 <Shazza> That's a fucking insult.
18:22 <Lumeah> yeah you knwo it babe got a big honking one
18:24 <lol-at-Mew> loooollllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ picard
18:29 <Amish> "Hello sweety this is the emegency service. How can I help you? Oh we'll send a fire truck down there ASAP darls!"
18:40 <Pyro-> why so many haters in here
18:54 <Picard> its easy to hate stupid ugly cunts Pyro-
18:54 <Doodle> nothing on the telly?
18:58 <Pyro-> are you social disorders really THAT bad
19:00 <Lumeah> yeah they get off on it
19:00 <emma> well.. was
19:00 <beehhh> it will rain here in miri too soon
19:00 <crash> emma where is perth ?
19:04 <Q{{> hey i got rights to hate demons
19:17 <Q{{> theyre my arch enemies
19:27 <Pyro-> picard.. things you say don't have a great lot of meaning to them..
19:32 Quit: Pieter`bitofawuss ([email protected]) EOF from client
19:33 <Pyro-> no real credibility anyways
19:44 <Amish> people had a hard day at work -- need to unwind. and the rest are waking up from not working and cranky there's no milk to go with the fruitloops
19:55 <Doodle> i had today off
19:58 <Picard> Pyro- says u
20:00 <couleurs> villi manilli 
20:00 <thestig> western australia
20:00 <thestig> we support the rest of the country
20:00 <crash> pfft, more like a holiday community over there
20:16 Join: Pieter ([email protected]) to #melbourne
20:22 <Pyro-> yeah
20:24 <Serenity> sorry i was polishing my sink (true story)
20:26 <Picard> wish my fucking wife would hurry up and get home to make dinner
20:26 <Serenity> what did i miss
20:27 <Shazza> Doodle: Make me dinner
20:28 <lol-at-Mew> lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo @ Pieter
20:31 <Doodle> never
20:34 <Picard> Serenity bullshit
20:35 <Pyro-> that has a lot to do with it i think, Amish
20:36 <Pieter> AWESOME IS BACK
20:43 <Serenity> i missed bullshit?
20:45 <Pieter> <---- AWESOMW
20:47 <TheRiddler> sezz I'm trying to get mew to join your chan
20:50 <Doodle> mostly sezz
20:51 <Pieter> Ooops
20:53 <Pyro-> more the angry non-workers
20:53 <Serenity> oh
21:00 <Serenity> she probs wont i wouldnt worry
21:00 <xm> there are actually no centrelink offices in WA
21:00 <emma> hahahhahhaa
21:00 <xm> they're all in NT, SA, NSW, VIC, QLD
21:00 <thestig> xm so true
21:00 <xm> TAS, ACT
21:00 <DrGore> what
21:00 <xm> well, i lie. there is one. but it's the HQ to process all your claims
21:00 <DrGore> there is no head quarters
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle
21:02 <Picard> no u speak bullshit.
21:04 <TheRiddler> :(
21:08 <Tolradi> Lumeah you aren't a guy
21:11 <Serenity> umm ok
21:15 <Tolradi> you just have horrible hair and eyebrows
21:19 <Picard> non workers Pyro-???
21:22 <Tolradi> and your FB wall is full of shit
21:25 <Pyro-> ooh.. super secret channel :o
21:32 <Doodle> my fb is full of shit
21:34 <Serenity> not sure if im meant to be upset you dont believe i was polishing my sink but ok
21:35 <Shazza> Secret?
21:36 <Shazza> Lol
21:39 <Doodle> i thought that was what it was for
21:40 <Serenity> its not secret dave lol
21:41 * [Maverick] puts away his sink
21:43 * [Maverick] zips up
21:47 Quit: Mew ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
21:56 <Shazza> She cracked it?
21:59 <Pyro-> that's not the point :P
21:59 <Serenity> lol [Maverick] you wish
21:59 <Shazza> Really?
22:00 <xm> there is no spoon
22:00 <crash> they need to work on their travel logistics
22:00 <Doodle> Bastardly_One
22:00 <Mew> oh cool Doodle 
22:00 <Pieter> Everybody say Piiiiiieeter
22:00 <Mew> do you like them?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I think there's an exact Cafe De Villes though
22:00 <ooomp> I beg to differ xm
22:00 <DrGore> claims are processed by a virtual que nation wide
22:00 <Doodle> iunno Mew never had one
22:00 <Mew> xm theres no centrelink office over here either its all done over the phone
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Villies are different aren't they?
22:00 <ooomp> I have a spoon, right here.
22:00 <xm> ooomp, i went to pieter's drawers for spoons. they're all black and full of gunk. i wouldnt call them spoons
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's on the corner of Lydiard and Sturt
22:00 <Bastardly_One> just towards the Craig
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I could be making that up 
22:05 <Q{{> ^ glad mew has left
22:10 <Q{{> what a trouble maker
22:10 <Picard> Serenity do u even know where the kitchen is??
22:17 <[Maverick]> we wish you would fucking leave Q{{
22:19 <[Maverick]> and Picard
22:21 <[Maverick]> fuck up
22:22 <Serenity> shut up you're being obnoxious for nothing
22:26 <[Maverick]> you useless old cunt
22:29 <lol-at-Mew> HAHAHA
22:37 <Doodle> that escalated quickly
22:39 Quit: ooomp ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
22:49 <Q{{> what up with ppl being so rude to day
22:53 <Serenity> to day
23:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure
23:00 <majestic_angel> rebecca judd looks horrible on the red carpet
23:00 <majestic_angel> why they always say she is beautiful
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and Greens in the mall are the ones that offer me a job all the time
23:00 <DrGore> <xm> well, i lie. there is one. but it's the HQ to process all your claims
23:00 <ooomp> Thankfully my spoon is nice and shiny xm
23:00 <Doodle> no idea Bastardly_One i dont eat pies
23:00 <DrGore> really
23:00 <BaD_BoY_69> check dis shit 
23:00 <BaD_BoY_69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubfXreMKug0
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Game - Where I'm From ft Nate Dogg (May 23, 2008) 3:20 - Category: Music - 106,759 views - 330 likes (98.5%), 5 dislikes (1.5%)
23:03 <[Maverick]> [28:04][17:12:43:pm] <Q{{> ^ glad mew has left
23:03 <[Maverick]> [28:04][17:12:47:pm] <Q{{> what a trouble maker
23:08 <[Maverick]> you were being rude
23:10 <Shazza> Yeah bitch
23:11 <Shazza> To day
23:12 <Pyro-> this is quite calm for these parts
23:17 <Doodle> all the women on here have spent too long together and are on each others cycle now
23:19 <Shazza> Lol
23:22 <[Maverick]> go back to riding BlackDevil like the rhinestone cowboy you are
23:27 <Q{{> she did caused all these troubles
23:28 <Q{{> lol
23:30 <Shazza> Doodle: Bullshit.
23:36 <Doodle> esp Shazza
23:37 <[Maverick]> LOL
23:40 <[Maverick]> Doodle
23:54 <Shazza> Doodle: Your logic fails. I don't get monthlies. So nerr.
23:55 <Pyro-> that is kinda funny
24:00 <couleurs> hi Pieter we all laughed at your gf while you weren't here 
24:00 <xm> DrGore -- there's also a device in WA that intercepts all data packets from the Austnet servers, collating evidence on welfare recipients -- waiting for enough material to make a move
24:00 <beehhh> Ana_Ng
24:00 <Mew> i used to have a t shirt that said "i ate all the biscuits"
24:00 <DrGore> you're an indiot
24:00 <xm> it's true
24:03 Join: Mew ([email protected]) to #melbourne
24:07 <Doodle> some of the men are on it too
24:08 <Shazza> Fucking NERR
24:10 <TheRiddler> wb Mew
24:15 <Shazza> Wb Mew
24:15 <Picard> [Maverick] why so angry??
24:16 <Mew> thx riddlz
24:21 <Serenity> me and maurice are synced lol
24:22 <[Maverick]> no angry.
24:22 <Serenity> its weird
24:23 <[Maverick]> :)
24:23 <Q{{> oh wb mew too then
24:24 <Mew> thx shazbum
24:33 <Mew> fuck off q
24:38 <Picard> just a moron?
24:40 <Doodle> no sezz
24:43 <Doodle> YOU'RE WEIRD
24:48 <Pyro-> maybe it's because your kids are lovers
24:48 <[Maverick]> I just hate dropkicks like you and Q{{
24:50 * Q{{ hugs and caress mew
24:52 <Serenity> NO YOU ARE
25:00 <Picard> hate is harsh
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol awesome spelling mistake
25:00 <xm> what sort of person would take this seriously?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I love it when people do that 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> you idniot!
25:00 <xm> certainly not an indiot
25:00 <xm> i take that back
25:00 <xm> indiot giver
25:00 <Mew> you're such an inuit xm
25:00 <DrGore> typo aside. 
25:00 <DrGore> <xm> DrGore -- there's also a device in WA that intercepts all data packets from the Austnet servers, collating evidence on welfare recipients -- waiting for enough material to make a move
25:02 * Doodle licks his elbow
25:03 Join: norti ([email protected]) to #melbourne
25:03 <Doodle> am not
25:04 <Q{{> me and who?
25:14 <Picard> have u ever taken a second think i hate cunts like u?
25:18 <Serenity> HAHA Pyro-
25:20 <Serenity> they are we're going to be mums in laws n shit
25:33 <Pyro-> i bet it comes true
25:40 <Doodle> but sezz
25:46 <Q{{> what is this battle of mutants day?
25:49 <Doodle> all of Maurice's kids are gay
25:55 <Amish> presumptive heirs to the #melb throne
25:55 <Serenity> hahahaha
26:00 <Serenity> well ants free too
26:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, people aren't falling for the Nickelback thing damn it!
26:00 <xm> haha Bastardly_One
26:00 <xm> one person told me i was morbid
26:00 <xm> paste?
26:00 <Mew> did you kick them in the cunt?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I've 3 laughing type responses
26:00 <Bastardly_One> that's it
26:00 <Bastardly_One> all with words of the affect of "what a wonderful dream"
26:03 <Doodle> maybe it will be a shammarriage
26:06 <Doodle> LOL
26:07 <Doodle> poor ant
26:11 <Pyro-> lol
26:16 <Doodle> that'll wipe the smile off his face
26:26 <Serenity> LOL
26:28 <Serenity> shrek is love
26:30 <Serenity> shrek is life
26:33 <Doodle> LOL
26:38 <Doodle> oh god
26:43 <Doodle> what is wrong with people
26:53 <Serenity> i just dont know lol
26:57 <TheRiddler> lol
27:00 <DrGore> do you actually believe that
27:00 <Ana_Ng> beehhh
27:00 <xm> i had to make sure a lot of my friends didnt see the status
27:00 <xm> such as all the Christians, especially the American Christians
27:00 <xm> who generally arent good at picking up on irony
27:00 <xm> and get offended at everything
27:00 <beehhh> i'd climb up the ladder then
27:05 <Picard> [Maverick]
27:05 <norti> they breathe lololololol
27:12 <Doodle> also its hammer time
27:17 <Pyro-> the wrong medications for their problems, i think that is half the problem in here
27:27 <Picard> Pyro- what meds are u on?
27:30 <Doodle> @mp3 MC Hammer - Work This.mp3 (6.92MB 192kbps Stereo 5:02)
27:32 <Pyro-> beer
27:39 <Saemon> ugh i hate logies
27:46 <Saemon> on a current affair
27:48 <stebie> hi Serenity
27:49 <stebie> hi Picard
27:52 * stebie cuddles Doodle
27:55 <Serenity> 2 legit 2 quit
27:58 * Doodle cuddles stebie
27:58 <Serenity> hi stebie
28:00 <Serenity> Bastardly_One
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
28:00 <Serenity> seeming loof hasnt been here long enough today to answer me you might know
28:00 <Serenity> that injection he gets that depo thing
28:00 <Serenity> do they advise not to drink alcohol when you are having to have that?
28:00 <xm> haldol
28:06 <Saemon> the cult of celebrity worship is ruining our society
28:07 <doctor> TV aint any good
28:07 <Shazza> Hai stebie !
28:11 <stebie> hi rest of y'all
28:12 <Picard> stebie hello lad
28:20 <Q{{> f ya all im leaving
28:24 <Q{{> u guys are nuts
28:26 <lol-at-Mew> Hi Steven :)
28:30 <Mew> cooooooooolbeans
28:31 Quit: Q{{ ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
28:32 <Picard> Q{{ piss off then
28:36 <doctor> They're the idols now Saemon. The new Gods
28:40 <Mew> hey Element
28:53 <lol-at-Mew> bye Steven :)
28:53 <Amish> it was going to be this or the big quake in california anyway
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd suggest so 
29:00 <xm> you're not supposed to drink if you're on it
29:00 <Serenity> thats what i thought thanks
29:00 <xm> actually not recommended with any antipsychotic
29:00 <Serenity> well thats what i assumed
29:00 <Serenity> i know someone whos on it and shes drinking like every single day
29:00 <xm> it makes the effect of alocohol so much worse
29:00 <Serenity> maybe other drugs too
29:00 <Bastardly_One> oh great 
29:00 <Pyro-> junkie
29:00 <Bastardly_One> so another Loof/Chris in the making
29:00 <xm> ah yeah so she's tagged on the system
29:01 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*[email protected].*
29:01 Kick: lol-at-Mew was kicked by ChanOP ((stebie) Hi David :)
29:10 <TheRiddler> lol
29:11 <Doodle> @mp3 PSY & Mc Hammer - Gangnam Style (2 Legit 2 Quit).mp3 (3.63MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:57)
29:14 <Picard> elemet, really?
29:14 Quit: norti ([email protected]) Quit:
29:14 <Doodle> chyeah
29:37 <TheRiddler> stebie which team do you support in AFL?
29:38 <Doodle> ulumut
29:49 <stebie> TheRiddler, don't make me say it
29:59 <Pyro-> go the suns
30:00 <TheRiddler> it's ok
30:00 <xm> cant get away without shots
30:00 <Pyro-> not happy unless off tits
30:00 <Serenity> shes just a fucken pathetic excuse for a person tbh
30:00 <xm> but no one can stop them from drinking
30:00 <Serenity> but like
30:00 <Serenity> she had about 2-3 drinks and is a complete write off
30:00 <Bastardly_One> why do those really bad off do that to themselves?
30:00 <Serenity> so would the injection do that?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
30:00 <Serenity> has*
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'd be thinking some help
30:00 <xm> they have a different half life
30:00 <Mew> youve got two perfect examples
30:00 <Bastardly_One> ok, here's an example 
30:03 <Amish> not collingwood
30:09 <Amish> any association with Pieter is unwanted
30:17 <TheRiddler> I go for bulldogs
30:25 <stebie> correct, not Collingwood
30:27 <TheRiddler> lol
30:41 <stebie> TheRiddler, oh you lie
30:47 <TheRiddler> nope
30:52 <Picard> richmond
30:54 <stebie> that said i'm not a huge fan of the sport
30:57 <TheRiddler> I have a puffy team jacket on atm
30:59 <[Maverick]> TheRiddler was telling me how much he hates the Blues
31:00 <Mew> loof gets the injection and doesnt drink, stays relatively sane most of the time
31:00 <Serenity> shes not a friend of mine, shes been being helped out by my mother in law
31:00 <Mew> chris gets the injection and drinks all the time, hes completely bonkers
31:00 <Serenity> good point
31:00 <Bastardly_One> someone we know doesn't do anything and is on shots and pretty normal
31:00 <Serenity> this chicks had her kids taken away from her
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof smokes and is a mental case
31:00 <Serenity> like 2 and 4 year old plus a new born
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris drinks and is a mental case
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I smoke and I'm half mental 
31:00 <xm> chris is going to get stopped by cops one day and told to walk into a straight line -- but then he'd break out into the junkie dance
31:08 <TheRiddler> lol
31:17 <TheRiddler> no I hate dons more
31:22 <Amish> i never thought you'd be into AFL etc TheRiddler. given your glass collection :D
31:26 <Picard> drug cheat cunts
31:26 <TheRiddler> lol
31:36 <TheRiddler> oh yes
31:39 Join: firefly ([email protected]) to #melbourne
32:00 <Serenity> this chick wont listen about the not drinking
32:00 <Bastardly_One> what I'm getting at is you need to do anything in moderation with issues
32:00 <Mew> maybe shes just a lost cause
32:00 <xm> some people dont seem to be able to handle even one drink
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and those with major issues seem to be the worse self abusers
32:00 <Doodle> xm chris would fail any sobriety test unless it involved kicking a door frame
32:00 <Serenity> i think she is mew
32:00 <Serenity> shes been in a hospital so many people have tried to help her
32:16 <Pyro-> ?
32:30 <TheRiddler> essendon then saints :p
32:35 <TheRiddler> then collingwood
33:00 <Serenity> all she does is sit around and sleep and complain she cant do anything cause shes depressed
33:00 <Serenity> stupid slag
33:00 <xm> needs a radical change to the life style
33:00 <xm> i.e. thrown into the desert
33:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like someone we know 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof and her sound a perfect couple
33:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry to say
33:08 Part: firefly ([email protected]) from #melbourne
33:24 <TheRiddler> well
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why, as much as I can't stand my course anymore, still haven't payed the fees so could drop out, I still go 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> it's better than sitting around doing nothing and complaining how crap life is
34:00 <Mew> loof doesnt do that
34:00 <Mew> plus if shes drinking every day thats gonna make her depression and whole situation heaps worse
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof does do that 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you just haven't been around recent times
34:00 <Serenity> yeah well thats what i thought
34:19 <TheRiddler> probably eagles more
34:50 <TheRiddler> horrid supporters
34:55 <TheRiddler> generally
35:00 <Serenity> but my mother in law has kicked her out now
35:00 <Mew> well neither of us actually know loof irl so we can just agree to disagree
35:00 <Serenity> she wont help herself and she just uses people
35:00 <couleurs> [[[[[[pong]]]]]] mixes poos n wees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
35:00 <xm> so how old is this woman, Serenity ?
35:00 <Serenity> 26
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that's worse Serenity
35:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
35:00 <xm> is she a cutter?
35:29 <Doodle> .
36:00 <couleurs> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ couleurs ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
36:00 <Serenity> i honestly dont know
36:00 <Mew> hopefully getting kicked out will be like a plunge pool and she might wake up to herself and realise shes gotta find a different path in life
36:00 <Serenity> shes tried to kill herself tho
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and the next thing that came to mind is 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> is she big or small?
36:00 <Serenity> shes not fat
36:00 <crash> evening Nikky`
36:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
36:00 <Bastardly_One> pong behave
36:00 <beehhh> http://perth.chineseconsulate.org/eng/notc/W020140129534528433173.jpg
36:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> yyyyyeaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
36:00 <Nikky`> Hey crash :o)
36:33 Nick: Amish is now known as AmishWithAHistoryOfViolence
36:36 Join: partay ([email protected]) to #melbourne
37:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Nikky` :)
37:00 <Bastardly_One> only Nikky will understand my pain
37:00 <Bastardly_One> mail mergers are the work of the devil!
37:00 <BaD_BoY_69> hey nikky baby been waiting 3 days 4 u :(
37:00 <Mew> holy fuck hey ooomp 
37:00 <Nikky`> Hey Bastardly_One :o)
37:00 <beehhh> so many asian in australia
37:00 <ooomp> Mewwwww :)
37:00 <Nikky`> I don't do mail mergers
37:00 <Serenity> 5 weeks shes stayed with my mil, didnt clean anything not even once never ate all the food
37:00 <Serenity> didnt even change her own sheets
37:36 Quit: Picard ([email protected]) Quit:
37:55 Quit: druff ([email protected]) Quit: G-Lined
38:00 <Nikky`> oh well BaD_BoY_69.. you can wait longer
38:00 <ooomp> I miss your introductions of old :(
38:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> where is netz
38:00 <xm> put her in the bushes where'd she have to fend for herself. gather nuts and berries and get so distracted she forgets about all her 'problems'
38:00 <xm> then maybe after a year bring her back to the city
38:00 <couleurs> put her in a bin
38:00 <Serenity> they took her camping easter weekend... she didnt even leave the tent lol
38:00 <xm> oscar the grouch styles?
38:01 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/10011211_702443033132975_6819506559663807357_n.jpg
39:00 <xm> LOL
39:00 <Serenity> mhm
39:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> .kdsjrhgleriuhrel
39:00 <xm> was there a silhouette of her at night drinking wine from the bottle?
39:00 <Mew> that reminds me of this song lol
39:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5TxIynodew
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Plan B - The Recluse [OFFICIAL VIDEO] (Sep 14, 2010) 4:23 - Category: Music - 2,472,509 views - 7,065 likes (98.4%), 115 dislikes (1.6%)
39:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> who want meet pong
40:00 <couleurs> [[[[[[pong]]]]]] 
40:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> we all meet up
40:37 Join: DrGore ([email protected]) to #melbourne
41:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> ppl in here hav missed pong
41:00 <beehhh> i dont want to be another rfugee again
42:00 <doctor> pong is meet
42:00 <xm> <Serenity> 5 weeks shes stayed with my mil, didnt clean anything not even once never ate all the food
42:00 <xm> <Serenity> didnt even change her own sheets
42:00 <xm> are you talking about a cat or human here
42:00 <Serenity> lol! human
43:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> is she hottt
43:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> u set her up with pong
44:00 <couleurs> horny pong!!!!!!!!!!!
44:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
44:09 Quit: DrGore ([email protected]) Quit: Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
45:00 <ooomp> Pong?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you didn't live the pong days
45:00 <Bastardly_One> be thankful
45:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> yeassssssssssss [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I should of lost my mind enough by now to forget them
45:00 <Serenity> what does pong mixx
45:00 <ooomp> Sounds horrible
46:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> ppl in here hav missed pong n like pongggg
46:00 <Bastardly_One> pong ... Serenity wants you to mix
46:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> where is netz
46:00 <Serenity> i dont think its the real pong
46:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> where is charisma
46:00 <Serenity> he doesnt know what to mix
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I beat him in Monopoly
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and he killed himself
47:00 <Mew> here you go [[[[[[pong]]]]]] 
47:00 <Mew> https://twitter.com/wellsmikey/status/270366117707534339
48:00 <Mew> oh wait thats some other dude
48:00 <Mew> https://twitter.com/netz_melb
48:44 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
49:00 <Saemon> gay
49:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> pooooooooesssssssssssssssssss
49:00 <Bastardly_One> seems a bit strange to see an intelligent serious side to him
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just scanning his posts
49:00 <Serenity> netz was weird
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50:00 <Serenity> and creepy
50:00 <xm> all i remember about Netz is that he boasted about having the largest #melbourne.log file
50:00 <Mew> what a champion
50:00 <Serenity> lol
50:00 <couleurs> lmao Netz is still a loser
50:00 <Serenity> ive got a melb log here i cant even open cause its that big
50:00 <Serenity> -.-
50:00 <Serenity> it crashes my notepad
50:00 <Bastardly_One> he always was a little worried about me as it turns out we went to uni together
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50:49 <Saemon> hrm to escort or not to escort tis night
50:57 <Saemon> that tis the question
51:00 <xm> Notepad++ handles large files better
51:00 <couleurs> he's like a more sober Pieter 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, there was 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> nibtz
51:00 <xm> Notepad is pretty bad for large files
51:00 <Bastardly_One> remember that fuckwit?
51:00 <Serenity> oh
51:00 <Serenity> i didnt even know there was a ++
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah download Notepad ++
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, coders like it 
51:00 <xm> it does tabbing too
51:21 <Tolradi> Saemon don't you might get knifed
51:24 <Tolradi> by random guys from IRC
52:00 <Serenity> i might look
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not an MS thing
52:00 <xm> better for searching for stuff in them too
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to do it myself 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks for the reminder xm
52:00 <Bastardly_One> much easier to code in for one thing
52:00 <Serenity> be interesting to see whts in this log
52:00 <xm> yeah i know a few people that use Notepad++ for coding
52:00 <crash> i do occasionally
52:06 <AmishWithAHistoryOfViolence> you know originally that was about whether the character should top themself
52:09 <AmishWithAHistoryOfViolence> just sayin'
52:55 <Saemon> what is?
53:00 <xm> sublime also looks good
53:00 <Bastardly_One> http://notepad-plus-plus.org/
53:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go
53:00 <crash> ive been primarily python for the last few months
53:00 <xm> Django?
53:00 <crash> so notepad++ isn't that great
53:00 <xm> or just scrypting
53:00 <crash> whitespace block code
53:00 <xm> scripting*
53:08 <Saemon> what quote? to be or not to be? that is the question?
53:11 <Saemon> hamlet isn it?
53:34 <AmishWithAHistoryOfViolence> it was from Babe and whether he should run away or get turned into bacon
54:00 <crash> xm both web dev and scripting
54:00 <Serenity> 107,945kb
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm just going through the motions on what I'm supposed to do
54:00 <xm> i prefer Ruby / RoR myself
54:00 <xm> although Python / Django isnt that much different
54:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid courses ... I could achieve a lot more if not doing it the way they want me to do it IMO
55:00 <Serenity> hey!
55:00 <couleurs> well i use Microsoft Frontpage 98 -_-
55:00 <crash> Ruby, i actually do want to start.
55:00 <Serenity> it opened it
55:00 <xm> MegaManga has been here for years but his log file would be smaller than mine -- even though ive only come recently. he has pieter, beehhh, beagle, panda etc etc all on /ignore probably
55:00 <crash> just time :P
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56:00 <couleurs> can you paste all the funny things i've said thank u
56:00 <couleurs> i'm making a joke book
56:00 <crash> ive been doing some entertaining coding lately
56:00 <Bastardly_One> there's someone in another channel with logs from 1997 until now
56:00 <xm> crash -- it's only the whacky syntax at the start and idioms that throw you off 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that disturbs me
56:00 <xm> but after that it's smooth sailing if you've got experience with other languages/frameworks
56:00 <Serenity> Session Start: Tue Oct 13 00:08:21 2009
56:00 <Serenity> Session Ident: #melbourne
56:00 <Serenity> 12> 12Successfully joined 11#melbourne 12on 11Tuesday 12at 1112:08am
56:00 <crash> like i have a script pulling all xml files down for racing daily from the tattsbet site (greyhounds)
57:00 <crash> then i parse it through my system
57:00 <crash> just a ratings system
57:00 <xm> couleurs, sure. right after i finish writing "Best of Dad Jokes: Is this thing on?" -- By TheRon
57:00 <couleurs> lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <Serenity> wow this thing is cool
58:00 <Serenity> thanks xm
58:00 <xm> no worries
58:00 <Serenity> shows all my colour codes and stuff too lol
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58:40 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Maurice
58:48 Quit: Pieter ([email protected]) Connection closed
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59:00 <xm> oh i didnt know it does that
59:00 <xm> you can experience the full simba experience
59:00 <Serenity> hah
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00:00 <Mew> A Nose walks into a bar. Asks the bar tender for a beer. Bartender says sorry mate I'm not serving you! 
00:00 <Serenity> like this
00:00 <Serenity> <13Sarah> is that krystal
00:00 <Serenity> <12@Longie> janelle didnt feel like it tonight :(
00:00 <Serenity> <06+ShadowLurker> ahh i see dan
00:00 <Serenity> <09%Mz_Blitzen> it is Sarah
00:00 <Mew> The nose says why not! bartender says sorry mate you're off your face
00:00 <couleurs> 13cum
01:00 <Mew> what do u call a guy with an axe in his head?
02:00 <Mew> an ambulance hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
02:00 <Serenity> <10purrvert> i just wanna wrap a banana in gaffa tape put it in the microwave for a minute, squeeze out the contents and slip it on my cock
02:00 <xm> daddd you're embarrassing me in front of my friends
02:00 <xm> just shut up and drive us to disney land
02:15 <Excessive> ahuh ...... ok, I'mnah roll up ...... want some ol dude?
02:54 <Pyro-> that doesn't make a lot of sense...
03:00 <Mew> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/s403x403/10150640_1444159782489178_8223851702554774969_n.png
03:29 <Pyro-> sort of out-of-the-blue, also
04:19 <Saemon> Pyro- look
04:25 <Saemon> you want to settle things huh?
04:31 <Excessive> it don't relly need to maketh sense to everyone
04:32 <Saemon> u want it done once and for all?
04:35 <Saemon> man to man?
04:45 <Excessive> +a
04:48 <Pyro-> umm.. sure..
04:51 <Pyro-> *waits
05:00 <Serenity> aw man i forgot sandraaa used to be here
05:00 <couleurs> 13:)
05:00 <couleurs> 13what you done today Mew me watched tv
05:18 <Saemon> tsssch
05:21 <Saemon> swat i thought
05:26 <Saemon> pussyass bitch
05:43 <Pyro-> meet you out the front of mine in 5 mins
05:54 <Saemon> pffft
06:00 <AmishWithAHistoryOfViolence> earrings arent hairy but yeah like choc mint
06:00 <Mew> me recovered from a ripper hangover
06:00 <Mew> i got home at 730am this morning
06:00 <Mew> fuck my life :(
06:00 <crash> lol
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06:05 * Saemon shoves Pyro-'s face away
06:06 <Pyro-> i'll be sitting on the prorch having a smoke, not hard to spot
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06:11 <Saemon> dont fucken waste me time
06:13 <Saemon> kid
06:14 <Pyro-> porch*
06:35 <Pyro-> it's the 2 story 2-tone grey house
06:40 Part: Fennec_Fox ([email protected]) from #melbourne
06:46 <Pyro-> just incase you don't know the number
07:00 <crash> did you eat before drinking ?
07:00 <Mew> i had a few wedges at the pub and a bit of roast lamb at my friends house
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07:30 <Saemon> once u grow a pair, then come back and try be a hero again
07:36 <Saemon> alright soldier?
07:39 <Pyro-> a pair of what ?
08:00 <crash> sounds okish
08:00 <crash> maybe just shitty alcohol :P
08:00 <Mew> ive only had a ham n cheese sandwich today lol
08:00 <Mew> yeah lets go with that
08:00 <crash> fun night ?
08:00 <Mew> yeah heaps good
08:00 <Serenity> <10Sgt-Splode> LARRYEMDUR, when your daughter goes from school to school, juvenile facility to juvenile facility, being molested with broomhandles and getting addicted to meth because you're a fuckup of a father who's bitter and pathetic ... will she have somebody to run crying to? Perhaps that somebody will be me.
08:17 <Pyro-> are you deaf..? i asked.. a pair of what ?
08:44 <Pyro-> is your other hand busy?
08:46 <Saemon> a pair of balls to give yourself some courage
08:46 <Lumeah> blind...
08:54 <Saemon> you dogly coward
09:00 <Tolradi> wait
09:00 <Tolradi> that sgtsplode guy
09:00 <Tolradi> where is he?
09:00 <Serenity> i miss him
09:00 <Serenity> i dont know :(
09:00 <Mew> he gawn
09:00 <Tolradi> don't you have him on FB?
09:00 <Mew> he left us for WoW
09:03 <Saemon> man the fuck up
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09:17 * Saemon smacks Pyro- in the face
09:19 <Pyro-> how would some balls help my courage ?
09:20 <Pieter> TADAAAA!!
09:24 * Pieter bows
09:31 <Lumeah> lol
09:35 <Pieter> Damn I do awesome tricks
09:40 * Pieter does a flip
09:44 <Saemon> quit yappin and eat a teapsoon of cement Pyro-
09:51 <Saemon> will do ya a world of good
10:00 <Pyro-> that wouldn't mix well with the beer
10:00 <xm> he was on a few months ago -- but was rambling incoherently
10:00 <Serenity> no i dont have him on fb
10:00 <xm> it was like 5 mins on here and then disappeared
10:00 <xm> Lumeah must have scrolled up :D
10:00 <couleurs> hehe
10:01 * Lumeah watches in amazement
10:03 <Lumeah> :P
10:05 * Pieter does a rambo roll and pew pew pews
10:16 <Pyro-> would end up turning to concrete
10:27 <Pyro-> that would make it hard to move around
10:45 * Lumeah dogges pews
10:54 <Pyro-> i could shit a brick though, i reckon
11:00 <Pyro-> a bessa brick maybe
11:00 <Tolradi> I wonder if he's still alive
11:00 <Serenity> i think splode was one of the very few genuinely witty people of austnet
11:00 <crash> WoW ?
11:27 <Pyro-> if all of the above things happened
11:34 <Excessive> add some shampoo :P
11:41 <Saemon> yeah and in the process, hopefully it would harden u the fuck up
11:43 <Saemon> ya soft pansy
11:53 <Pyro-> do you like guys when they're hard?
11:58 <Saemon> put down the comb mirror n gel mate
12:00 <Mew> world of warcraft
12:00 <crash> think there is a new expac coming out too
12:12 <Pyro-> you like it rock hard
12:13 <Saemon> and be a real tru blu aussie bloke
12:20 <Pyro-> right up the cohcolate speedway
12:31 <Saemon> instead of watchin home and away and blow drying your hair Pyro-
12:38 <Saemon> how about u try go boar hunting
12:45 Part: frayedknot ([email protected]) from #melbourne (Leaving)
12:50 <Pyro-> can i take a 12v tv?
13:00 <Pyro-> don't wanna miss h&a
13:00 <Tolradi> people still play wow?
13:00 <Serenity> <10Rocket> LARRYEMDUR you're saying, iam that rick guy well your wrong mate
13:00 <Serenity> <10Pieter> why the fuck would someone like that be following me on twitter
13:00 <crash> i logged in a while ago with a 'your videocard won't be supported in future releases' message
13:00 <Serenity> <10Pieter> just cos i bagged ladygaga
13:00 <Serenity> <10orly> shhhh junkie, nobody wants to listen to your meth ramblings
13:00 <Serenity> <10Pieter> dont mention drugs you dumb shit :/
13:00 <Serenity> <10orly> dont' do drugs scum
13:00 <Serenity> nothing has changed
13:00 <Tolradi> Pieter was always a junkie?
13:00 <Serenity> yes
13:22 <Saemon> i knew it
13:24 <Pyro-> if i need to dry my hair, i can just flick it back and forth
13:35 <Saemon> u need a positive male role model
13:44 <Saemon> a proper man to be your father figure
13:47 <Saemon> me
14:00 <Tolradi> what a loser
14:00 <xm> found some needles in the sandpit when he was in kindy
14:00 <Serenity> these logs are from 09
14:00 <xm> life was never the same since
14:00 <Bastardly_One> bbs
14:00 <Serenity> <10orly> Why does Pieter the filthy meth junkie have a +v isn't that supporting drug use and far from teh anti drug message we want to send to the melbourne community?
14:00 <xm> i have seen some of pieters logs from years ago...they are slightly more coherent
14:21 <Pyro-> not you though.. i don't think HIV positive was the idea behind that coloquilism
14:39 <Saemon> lol
14:58 <Saemon> i use condoms everytime i see escorts
15:00 <Mew> whos orly?
15:00 <Tolradi> so he's degraded as time has past?
15:00 <xm> as they all do, Tolradi 
15:00 <crash> who cares though, i mean apart from you guys
15:00 <Serenity> dont know
15:05 <Doodle> Saemon thought his 'living positive' tattoo sounded cool in the 80s
15:13 <Doodle> now it has a different meaning
15:18 <Saemon> lol
15:28 <AmishWithAHistoryOfViolence> Saemon, their biggest fear would not just be an STD from you, but the thought of carrying a baby that has your DNA. :)
15:32 <Pyro-> i think it was the african monkey that might have been the problem
16:00 <xm> maybe Fluffy
16:00 <xm> when she tries to wake him up after he's passed out
16:00 <Pieter> their lives are that fucked up that they have to involve themselves in others
16:11 <Saemon> AmishWithAHistoryOfViolence there may be alot of babies like that out there then
16:17 <Saemon> cuz i donate my sperm
16:27 <Shazza> Escorts is your best topic isn't it?
16:37 * Saemon shrugs
16:47 <Saemon> ive have alot of experience with them
17:00 <Pieter> nothing could ever  be worse than that
17:00 <Pieter> oxygen thieves
17:00 <Tolradi> Pieter go shoot up some more
17:00 <Pieter> *muah*
17:00 <Tolradi> your life is pain
17:00 <xm> Pieter: except for a few people, people arent actually interested in you as a person. it's just that you are representive of a particular type of degenerate junkie that amuses us
17:00 <Timelord> Hi
17:28 <Excessive> at least he gets to choose *smirk*
18:00 <Tolradi> yes Pieter
18:00 <crash> hey Timelord
18:00 <Serenity> <10Deadmau5> ladies and gentleman, please welcome archaios the prime IRC candidate for meth cook pedophile of the year!
18:00 <Timelord> Hi crash
18:00 <Tolradi> dance for our entertainment like the monkey you are
18:00 <Serenity> [6:18pm] <xm> Pieter: except for a few people, people arent actually interested in you as a person. it's just that you are representive of a particular type of degenerate junkie that amuses us
18:00 <Serenity> exactly
18:01 Nick: DragonM|A is now known as DragonMaster
18:48 <AmishWithAHistoryOfViolence> 'are you still seeing the same girl?' 'yeah, still seeing her' 'how is she going?' 'good good. she came over to my place last night. which costed a bit more'
18:53 <[Maverick]> <Saemon> how about u try go boar hunting
19:00 <xm> by amusement i dont just mean ha-ha ... but i get to interact with you safely. i cant do that in the ghettos
19:00 <xm> i am just an inquisitive person
19:00 <Tolradi> it's kind of like watching a junkie at the train station who's rambling at mid air
19:00 <Serenity> if i was specifically looking through this log to find pieter then yeah thats sad as fuck.. but i just randomly opened a log and hes there
19:00 <Tolradi> as they stumble around the platform
19:00 <crash> there is always someone below you, so i guess that isn't bad behaviour
19:00 <Tolradi> and as you hope they just stumble on the tracks as a train comes
19:20 <[Maverick]> are telling people to do stuff... because you can't do it?
19:39 <AmishWithAHistoryOfViolence> this is true. im living vicariously through Pieter
19:46 <AmishWithAHistoryOfViolence> hey pieter shoot 'em up bro
20:00 <Tolradi> please don't do that though
20:00 <Tolradi> because you'd be ruining the day of many good people on that train
21:00 <Serenity> poor train driver
21:00 <Tolradi> yeah
21:00 <Tolradi> and imagine all the people who'd be late getting home
22:00 <Mew> i found a pic of kittylicious
22:00 <Mew> http://ww3.hdnux.com/photos/10/12/55/2140998/7/628x471.jpg
22:00 <Tolradi> I actually really hate that when I'm on the train home after work
22:00 <Tolradi> and it's held up due to a "police incident"
22:00 <Serenity> <10goodllooking-female> this channel has always been for losers who do nothing with their life
22:00 <Serenity> <10Deadmau5> why are you here then?
22:00 <Tolradi> Mew wtf lol
22:00 <Nikky`> Same Tolradi then I get guilty and thankful i'm actually getting home
22:00 <Tolradi> Nikky` I do'nt feel guilty
22:00 <Tolradi> I just hate the person who caused the delay
22:19 Quit: AmishWithAHistoryOfViolence ([email protected]) Quit: Z-lined - Constant and relentless abuse of D$P gangstahs.
22:37 <Pieter> Get out of me
23:00 <Tolradi> usually it's some idiot junkie causing trouble at a station
23:00 <Tolradi> the police come in, shut it down because they're all on the tracks
23:00 <Tolradi> why can't they just climb the power lines and grab a few cables
23:00 <Nikky`> Well yeah
23:00 <Serenity> awww sausages!
23:00 <Serenity> i liked sausages
23:00 <Intrepid> did he die?
23:27 Quit: marriedM36 ([email protected]) Quit:
23:45 <Excessive> eheheh
24:00 <Mew> rip sausages
24:00 <Serenity> i dont know
24:00 <Intrepid> lol
24:00 <Intrepid> like we care if some irc dude died
24:00 <Tolradi> when someone finally leaves IRC
24:00 <Tolradi> it's "dying"
24:00 <Intrepid> oh
24:00 <Timelord> ahhh headaches! 
24:00 <couleurs> and when Loof or Panda join this place becomes a window into what spending a few hours in a mental institute would be like...
24:10 <Lumeah> to lates
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24:41 <Intrepid> hi
24:44 <Saemon> if she charges more than before
24:51 <Saemon> then i'd simply get a new escort
25:00 <Intrepid> lol
25:00 <Intrepid> this panda dude why does everyone speak of him?
25:00 <xm> i dont mind Loof. id be happy to meet him. Panda i wouldnt
25:00 <Tolradi> Panda needs to be put in a hospital
25:00 <Mew> yeah i dont mind loof either
25:00 <Intrepid> panda is the guy who belts women?
25:00 <Mew> hes fine for the most part
25:00 <crash> very judgemental people
25:00 <Mew> panda is full blown mental
25:06 <Intrepid> u fuck whores?
25:22 <Saemon> just remember: in the escort business, theres always one who willing for a lower price if u look around
25:33 <Saemon> yeah Intrepid
25:34 <Intrepid> u disgusting little man
25:37 <Intrepid> get a gf
25:41 <Saemon> why?
25:46 <Saemon> girls cost more
25:46 <Intrepid> why pay for sex?
25:49 <Saemon> gf's
25:54 <Pieter> Whores are just gfs that make money while having sex
26:00 <Intrepid> lol
26:00 <Intrepid> who is watching the logies?
26:00 <xm> i didnt even know it's on
26:00 <Mew> not i
26:00 <couleurs> the bogies
26:00 <Serenity> <10Fred-Bear> bron just seems WAY too dirty, too dirty to be a friend fo anyone normals, she is such a junkie she stole from her parents and sold her mums jewerlry to buy meth
26:00 <xm> i quite enjoyed bron's page on lenny
26:00 <xm> pretty good
26:13 * Lumeah thinks about this.
26:16 <Saemon> cuz i get want exactly what i want Intrepid without all the baggage and mindfuckery
26:19 <Pieter> Hell , its what they commonly know as housewives
26:36 * Lumeah gets a house husband
26:38 <PandasDontDrive> girls cost about ten smurfs
27:00 <xm> someone needs to get her back here
27:00 <Intrepid> bron exposed picards cock?
27:00 <xm> no, the wheeliebintheif article on ED
27:02 <Intrepid> lol
27:08 * Lumeah *giggles* la la la la la la laaa la la la la
27:08 <Saemon> with a gf, with the sex comes commitment and responsibilities of keeping her emotionally happy
27:09 <Intrepid> and u cant get a woman for free
27:16 <Intrepid> just like PandasDontDrive he fucks whores
27:22 <Intrepid> then he stomps on them'
27:36 <Saemon> no i cant get a women for free either
27:44 <Intrepid> lol
27:56 <Saemon> im a fairly unattractive bloke
28:00 <Serenity> poor lenny
28:00 <Serenity> lol
28:04 Nick: Lumeah is now known as Smurfet
28:06 <Intrepid> like your honesty
28:09 <PandasDontDrive> ahehehehe
28:13 <PandasDontDrive> :P :P <3
28:21 * Smurfet *grins*
28:23 <Pieter> Making out that fucking prostitutes is a bad thing
28:24 <Pieter> Unreal
28:26 <Saemon> yeah i make no pretenses i tell it like it is
28:36 <Intrepid> it is bad, its desperation 101
28:49 <Saemon> thats what ppl will think
28:50 <Intrepid> got a pic Saemon?
28:52 <Saemon> fuck what ppl think
29:00 <Nikky`> Doodle :o)
29:00 <Serenity> well not really poor hes a douche
29:00 <Tolradi> wait this room has made ED pages?
29:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos :)
29:00 <Intrepid> who is lenny
29:00 <Doodle> stop talking about me sezz
29:00 <Serenity> wheeliebintheif aka mynameislenny but his real name is dwaine
29:00 <xm> some wanker here with too much time is making a website on all the madness here
29:00 <xm> complete with videos too
29:00 <Intrepid> lol
29:00 <Intrepid> xm wats the link??
29:01 <Saemon> its your life u live how u want and do what u want
29:12 <Pieter> Welp seeing as i got nothin on tonight and you bunch are boring the hell out of me im going to bed
29:16 <Intrepid> u should try to fuck Smurfet, she is unattractive.
29:19 <Pieter> Have a great night mahh lil pawns :))
29:20 <Saemon> if your gona worry and care about what others think, then you're limiting youtself man
29:24 <Smurfet> night!
29:42 <Smurfet> your my pawn :P
29:58 <Saemon> so a hot escort is blowing me and i cum in her mouth and that feels like fucking heaven
30:00 <Tolradi> yeah links pls
30:00 <xm> might be ready by xmas
30:00 <simba> theron isnt here to hear me say i told him so
30:00 <Serenity> https://encyclopediadramatica.es/MyNameIsLenny
30:00 <simba> 10,1PAFC1,0 1870 1,10PAFC0,1 1870 10,1PAFC1,0 1870 1,10PAFC0,1 1870
30:00 <Mew> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2219312/Is-Americas-worst-mother-Police-woman-30-shooting-heroin-court-parking-lot--crying-baby-seat-car.html
30:00 <Nikky`> :p(
30:00 <Nikky`> oops
30:00 <Nikky`> :o(
30:09 <Intrepid> with a condom on lol
30:22 <Saemon> am i going to have to stop doing this because certain ppl are gona think that im 'desperate' for seeing her??
30:28 <Saemon> hell no
30:31 <Pieter> Escorts aint prostitutes
30:34 <Intrepid> u should, get some self respect
30:37 <Pieter> Anyway
30:39 <Pieter> Nite:)
30:44 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One you about?
30:50 <Saemon> lol Intrepid most escorts would let you CIM
30:52 <Saemon> and do BBJ
30:59 <Intrepid> PandasDontDrive can swap you hooker stories Saemon
31:00 <Saemon> if you can pay the extra for it
31:00 <xm> you may have cleaned your booger. but i still saw it Nikky` 
31:00 <xm> booger girl
31:19 <Intrepid> Saemon when your dick turns purple and drops off i hope u remember me
31:20 <PandasDontDrive> ?
31:22 <Saemon> BBJ = bareback blowjob (blow job without condom)
31:27 <Saemon> CIM = cum in mouth
31:38 <Intrepid> no way id stick my cock is a whores mouth without a condom
31:52 <Saemon> u cant catch anything through saliva alone
31:56 <Intrepid> lol
32:00 <Intrepid> herpes?
32:00 <Smurfet> herpies
32:00 <Nikky`> ehe I wiped it on you
32:00 <Nikky`> welcome
32:00 <Intrepid> fuck the pope why should those pedo cunts be saints
32:00 <Tolradi> LOL there's a pic of tori on there
32:00 <Tolradi> wtf
32:00 <xm> Nikky`, i'll never wash it. ill just get my girlfriend(s) to
32:00 <Intrepid> link
32:07 <Intrepid> herpies*
32:17 <Excessive> "every day he spent with her .......... was a ....... PAYDAY"
32:17 <Saemon> and whats the guarantee that the random drunk chick that u pick up at a bar
32:22 <Saemon> hasnt got herpies?
32:24 <Intrepid> i guess u cant catch it if u already have it
32:38 <Saemon> escorts are more safe because they got to have a health check
32:40 <Smurfet> ew
32:43 <Saemon> and register with the police
32:44 <Intrepid> lol
32:53 <Saemon> if they dont have a clean bill they cant work
32:58 <Saemon> clean health bill
33:00 <Nikky`> Ok, if you insist
33:00 <Tolradi> https://encyclopediadramatica.es/MyNameIsLenny
33:02 <Intrepid> i love how you defend your disgusting behaviour
33:16 <Intrepid> how often do these sluts have a health check?
33:19 <Saemon> how is it disgusting? im an adult
33:25 <Saemon> paying for a service
33:31 <Saemon> its a free country
33:38 <Saemon> you're just a prude
33:49 <Intrepid> whats to say the guy before u didnt have some disease and he blew in her mouth and u go next
33:59 <Intrepid> your disgusting.
34:00 <Mew> hot tori?
34:00 <Tolradi> fugly tori
34:00 <Tolradi> god those teeth
34:00 <Tolradi> https://encyclopediadramatica.es/File:LENNYTORI.jpg
34:10 <Smurfet> so leading a chick on for a regualr root is better? ... when you actually hate her guts .. lol :P
34:19 <Saemon> i ask them to rinse their mouth with listerine before my session with them starts
34:21 <Saemon> simple
34:24 <Intrepid> Smurfet u are ugly, i understand u are bitter
34:33 <Intrepid> lol listerine kills all
34:35 <Intrepid> lmfao
34:40 <Intrepid> u are an idiot.
34:41 <Smurfet> lol
34:48 <Smurfet> no i not darling
34:50 <Saemon> Intrepid are you male or female?
34:58 <Intrepid> ive seen your pic, u are hideous
35:00 <Mew> oh ew no
35:00 <xm> is that Hyperion/Bastard in drag
35:00 <Tolradi> https://encyclopediadramatica.es/File:SpaceAngelRight.jpg
35:11 <Intrepid> im a pre op transgender
35:18 * Smurfet is pretty blond hair nice white highheels
35:29 <Intrepid> lol hair like a fucking gollywog
35:34 <Saemon> i can understand your attitude towards men seeing escorts if u are a woman
35:36 <Saemon> the hate
35:43 <Saemon> and if ur a dude and you're against it
35:54 <Saemon> thats odd
35:56 <Smurfet> i was actually saying it was better than useing some one for free
36:00 <Mew> there was a tori in #adelaidesa who had a nice set of nudes
36:00 <Mew> and she had a prettyish face too
36:45 <Intrepid> im male, and i find u disgusting
37:20 Nick: Smurfet is now known as Smurfette
37:21 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*[email protected].*
37:54 <PandasDontDrive> hey
37:56 <Saemon> Smurfette i was referring to Intrepid
38:00 <Intrepid> thts her
38:00 <Q{{> she had nudy pix and u only comment on her face
38:00 <Q{{> what an insult
38:00 <simba> Q has never heard the word 'too' ?
38:00 <Mew> apparently not
38:04 <PandasDontDrive> here's something to fap over https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1620978_10152354899235605_6124791773799041629_n.jpg
38:05 <PandasDontDrive> ahehehe
38:08 <Saemon> then u are probably gay Intrepid
38:11 <Smurfette> well fucking a chick over just to fuck her is more discusting
38:24 <Saemon> no guy would find with a hot chick as disgusting
38:30 <Pyro-> c/g
38:30 <Saemon> whether shes an escort or not
38:55 <PandasDontDrive> yeah true, what Smurfette said
38:57 <Saemon> sex with a hot chick is sex with a hot chick
39:00 <Q{{> her face was pretty
39:00 <Tolradi> I remember tori from adelaidesa
39:00 <Tolradi> she was a bit of a ditz though
39:02 <Smurfette> plstick clothes
39:09 <Smurfette> yeah nice.. *pukes*
39:28 <Smurfette> ta PandasDontDrive
39:28 <Saemon> i agree with Smurfette too
39:28 <Smurfette> lol
39:30 <Intrepid> lol @ PandasDontDrive, u like your chics photoshopped and airbrushed?
39:42 <Intrepid> she ia about as fake as my 16" cock
39:55 <Smurfette> lol
39:56 Quit: mr_ducati ([email protected]) Quit:
40:00 <Intrepid> what happened to Kiara?
40:00 <Q{{> the 'too' was meant as 'additional' to having nudy
40:00 <Mew> .........
40:00 <simba> Q just stop
40:00 <Mew> pls die
40:10 <Saemon> its more evil and morally and ethically wrong to lead a girl on, tell her that u love her etc etc just so u can get into her pants, and she will be one of your 'conquests' just so you can feed your own ego
40:13 <Smurfette> god trying to hide that must be hard ;)
40:23 <Intrepid> lol Saemon
40:25 <Saemon> that my friend, is scum n sleazy
40:35 <Smurfette> true Saemon
40:42 <Excessive> nais vinyl
40:43 <Intrepid> u have never been in that situation so how would u know? u pay for sex because u are ugly
40:59 <Saemon> oh i know
41:00 <Q{{> ^ so nasty and mean
41:00 <Excessive> wat was it that u wanted to link me this morn xm?
41:00 <Q{{> what a blasphemous thing to say, u have bad karma now mew
41:04 <ShadowLurker> saemon why do you insist on talking about things that you have no idea about
41:13 <Saemon> i just got ugly when i became overwieght in the past few yrs
41:28 Join: Simmons ([email protected]) to #melbourne
41:40 <Saemon> so is that what u do Intrepid? lie to women
41:41 <Smurfette> howmany gf's you had? have a list of broken hearts? just for fucksake?
41:42 <Saemon> lead them on
41:50 <Saemon> get into their pants
41:57 <Intrepid> we all lie in some way
41:59 <Saemon> and then dump them?
42:00 <Q{{> prepare to receive bad luck mew
42:00 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2pU6T8UKi4&feature=kp
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Solarstone - Voyager (May 30, 2012) 7:53 - Category: Entertainment - 31,668 views - 400 likes (98.3%), 7 dislikes (1.7%)
42:04 <Smurfette> hmmm go pay for a root , she wins you win
42:10 <Saemon> yeah
42:13 <PandasDontDrive> i think it's quite hard to meet the right person
42:19 <Smurfette> it is
42:19 <Saemon> she does it cuz she wants your money
42:26 <Intrepid> Smurfette i understand u are bitter, you are very ugly so its no surprise u dont get guys looking at u
42:30 <PandasDontDrive> someone that's a best friend first
42:31 <Saemon> you do it cuz u want her to suck your cick
42:32 <Saemon> cock
42:36 <Saemon> its a win/win
42:47 <PandasDontDrive> gettin into bed n screwing too soon can confuse the situation
42:48 <Intrepid> PandasDontDrive its not hard if you leave mums house u moron
42:52 <Saemon> no one is hurt in this arrangement
43:00 <Mew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTbg7fqJq1Y
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ReROLL Announcement Trailer (Feb 3, 2014) 3:25 - Category: Entertainment - 77,859 views - 1,712 likes (89.7%), 197 dislikes (10.3%)
43:00 <Mew> that seems pretty cool
43:18 <PandasDontDrive> so im my mother and should leave my house?
43:29 <Smurfette> we WHERE haveing a normal adult chat Intrepid , no need for your kind words :P
43:37 <PandasDontDrive> lol
43:52 <Intrepid> whats it like living in mums garage PandasDontDrive?
44:03 <Intrepid> doing nothing why u collect DSP
44:06 <PandasDontDrive> i dont know
44:11 <Saemon> if u want a real girl, that is, a wife, someone u love, u shouldnt try and have sex with her too early, u should get to know her
44:14 <Saemon> spend time with her
44:20 <Saemon> do other stuff
44:31 <Saemon> and if ur too horny and want sex, then see an escort
44:45 <Intrepid> lol Saemon
44:52 <PandasDontDrive> there's one girl i know that's exactly the kinda chick i like but we're awesome friends
44:58 <Saemon> with the right chick u gotta invest proper time
44:59 <Intrepid> fucking a hooker why u have a gf is cheating u low cunt
45:30 <Intrepid> yeah $300 an hour lol
45:36 <Saemon> no i didnt say to do it when you're having a gf
45:37 <Smurfette> there was no while.. in this argument
45:46 <Saemon> i said when you want to court someone
45:51 <Smurfette> read man gezz
46:00 <Tolradi> www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEVEJr2Q_Os
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rove: Kevin Rudd Laugh (Jun 26, 2013) 0:08 - Category: Comedy - 64,742 views - 276 likes (97.9%), 6 dislikes (2.1%)
46:01 <Saemon> instead of trying to get into her pants straight away
46:16 <Saemon> maybe get it out of your system by seeing an escort first
46:26 <Saemon> and then do try n court her for her to become your gf
46:38 <Intrepid> lol
46:41 <PandasDontDrive> I JUST WANT A NICE GUY THAT DOESNT WANT ME FOR MY FINE ASS AND STRAWBERRY SCENTED ASSHOLE!!
46:42 <Saemon> and of course, when u are in a relationship with her, then u cant see escorts anymore
46:44 <Saemon> of course.
46:46 <Intrepid> u cunts dont live in the real world
47:00 <ooomp> Rak
47:55 <Intrepid> so many idle nicks in here
47:59 <Saemon> some can be $300 an hour
48:01 <Intrepid> doesnt anyone talk?
48:16 <Saemon> but your a shmuck if u pay that on the first go
48:25 <Saemon> the trick is to punt around
48:32 <Saemon> heaps of escort ads out there
48:41 <Excessive> ehehehhehe
48:47 <Saemon> haggle n bargain
48:54 <Intrepid> lol
49:00 <Intrepid> barter with a whore
49:18 <Saemon> yeah you'd be surprised
49:31 <Intrepid> lmfao
49:39 <Intrepid> i will take your word for it
49:44 <Saemon> the trick is to get the younger ones whos new to the business
49:47 <PandasDontDrive> or just use one of your two hands
49:48 <Smurfette> do you wanna make whores cum or is it just for you ?
49:50 <Saemon> 18-22 yrs old
49:51 <Intrepid> any man who pays for sex isnt a man
49:53 <PandasDontDrive> and abuse ur cock awesomely ;)
50:00 <Saemon> they are shy and are scared to piss u off
50:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10312584_10152603654254505_7632976510049432518_n.jpg
50:00 <Tolradi> hey Picard
50:00 <Picard> cunts.
50:00 <Tolradi> you senile old man
50:00 <Tolradi> go have a stroke and die
50:00 <Mew> Picarinooooooooooo
50:00 <ooomp> Lol Mew
50:12 <Intrepid> PandasDontDrive u must double grip because u are a huge wanker
50:28 <Intrepid> Saemon do u bash them?
50:37 <Smurfette> lest he can fit to hands on it Intrepid :P
51:00 <ooomp> I want to stab her.
51:00 <Picard> who the fuck are u Tolradi
51:00 <Q{{> http://www.essentialkids.com.au/health/latest-health-news/misdiagnosed-as-bipolar-one-teens-frightening-journey-20140427-37bg3.html#utm_source=FD&utm_medium=lifeandstylepuff&utm_campaign=misdiagnosed
51:00 <Picard> Mew wat>
51:00 <Tolradi> ooomp is that you panda?
51:00 <Mew> dont you ever call her panda again
51:00 <Tolradi> Picard aren't you some old airconditioning guy
51:00 <Mew> or i will kill your life
51:00 <Picard> speaking of cock head faggots hello simba
51:00 <Mew> ooomp is ooomp lol
51:00 <Picard> no.
51:00 <Mew> she was saying she wants to stab that bitch off MKR
51:00 <ooomp> What a mean thing to say :(
51:03 <Intrepid> how do u know he doesnt have small hands?
51:08 <Saemon> <Intrepid> any man who pays for sex isnt a man
51:09 <Saemon> lo
51:24 <Intrepid> get out of the house, find a nice woman
51:25 <Saemon> its idiotic storybook notions of a man like that
51:27 <PandasDontDrive> HELLS YEAH I DO
51:29 <Intrepid> not some slut u pay
51:34 <Saemon> that holds u back Intrepid
51:39 <Saemon> reality check for you
51:40 <Smurfette> yeah make her think you lke her and then piss her off when your done.
51:44 <PandasDontDrive> and i use my heels wo squeeze my tip hard
51:45 <Smurfette> nice prick.
51:45 <Intrepid> yeah im missing out not fucking hookers
51:48 <Saemon> heaps of men use escorts
51:54 <Saemon> especially married men
52:00 <Tolradi> oh
52:00 <Mew> Loofiez
52:00 <Tolradi> whats MKR
52:00 <Loof> hey Mew
52:00 <Mew> my kitchen rules
52:00 <simba> fuck chelsea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
52:00 <Mew> in was dis pikcha
52:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10312584_10152603654254505_7632976510049432518_n.jpg
52:00 <ooomp> Tolradi, let's not ever speak of panda again
52:00 <Picard> lets hope panda is dead.
52:00 <simba> did panda kill himself today....
52:10 <Intrepid> heaps of desperate men use escorts****
52:12 <Saemon> your fantasy of noble n honorable men dont exist man
52:18 <Saemon> welcome to reality kid.
52:21 <Intrepid> he does, im that man
52:35 <Saemon> yeah only you cuz you're sheltered and naive
53:00 <Picard> hopefully
53:00 <simba> shut up Picard you sick fat fuck
53:00 <ooomp> There's a group of people I think they're related to each other some how 
53:00 <Picard> simba u should follow his lead
53:00 <Loof> why isn't picard in prison any way?
53:00 <Mew> cos hes not on irc simba?
53:00 <Picard> suicide is best for you cunts
53:00 <simba> yes
53:00 <couleurs> fuck chelsea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
53:00 <ooomp> Or at least you could easy play 6 degrees of separation
53:00 <Picard> Loof im not the guy who throws bricks at his wife
53:00 <Picard> i asian cunt
53:12 <Smurfette> you aren't a man you hasssel me hair.. thats weak man. lol quite pathetic actually.
53:45 <PandasDontDrive> there are plenty of nice guys out there
53:48 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon
53:51 <Intrepid> Smurfette im just being honest, i think u are ugly and that hair doesnt help
53:55 <Intrepid> get a makeover
54:00 <Picard> u*
54:00 <Picard> fucken..
54:00 <simba> calm down Picard or i will let Lwaxana know you are upset and lashing out in chatrooms again
54:00 <ooomp> Lol <Picard> i asian
54:00 <ooomp> ;)
54:02 <Intrepid> PandasDontDrive isnt a nice guy.
54:06 <Saemon> yeah there are PandasDontDrive
54:09 <Saemon> im a nice guy too
54:16 <Smurfette> pay for ti!
54:17 <Intrepid> nice guy who fucks whores
54:19 <Smurfette> *it
54:27 <Saemon> what has seeing an escort and paying for a service got to do with it??
54:41 <Intrepid> Smurfette pay for it yourself
54:52 <Smurfette> you want it mate
54:54 <Saemon> how does having sex with escorts make me an evil person?
55:00 <Loof> gtfo pictard
55:00 <Picard> lol lwaxana is a stupid cunt
55:00 <simba> its ok she doesnt do anything anyway it was just an empty threat
55:00 <simba> you can relax 
55:00 <simba> austnet is not policed 
55:01 <Saemon> explain that to me Intrepid
55:05 <Smurfette> i would take your money and not show you :P
55:25 <Smurfette> evil is leading woman on
55:37 <Saemon> yeah
55:44 <Saemon> and i would never lead a woman on
56:00 <Picard> you dont scare me simba
56:00 <Loof> if it was pictard would be locked up
56:00 <simba> i just explained that she wouldnt do anything anyway so why would you be scared
56:00 <simba> try 2 keep up with the flowing text andy
56:00 <Picard> u should go check on panda, maybe he is dead on the kitchen floor of his unit
56:00 <simba> you go check on him
56:00 <simba> idgaf
56:00 <simba> youre the one that travels to SA for hookers
56:00 <simba> stop by his place
56:05 <Saemon> if im in a relationship, i would be 100% commited and faithful to her
56:10 <Smurfette> least she gets money...
56:25 <Saemon> but currently i am single, so i am free to see as many escorts as i so desire
56:31 <PandasDontDrive> awwgh tummy ache
56:39 <PandasDontDrive> all i had were two sandwiches!
56:39 <Smurfette> awwws :(
57:00 <Picard> your his bestie
57:00 <Picard> you suck his cock
57:00 <Loof> could pictard get any more fucktarded?
57:00 <Picard> and swallow
57:00 <Loof> i think not
57:05 <Smurfette> what was on them.. maybe you have a ulcar
57:12 <PandasDontDrive> i did kinda go to bed for a nap maybbe too soon after eating :P
57:22 <Saemon> Intrepid u probably just dont have the guts to see an escort
57:23 <Smurfette> well there ya go
57:23 <PandasDontDrive> an ulcer?
57:26 <PandasDontDrive> no wai
57:40 <PandasDontDrive> my stomach is awesome!
57:40 <Smurfette> well if ya ate something made ya tummy hurt
57:42 <Saemon> u probably had a session and then too chicken so u couldnt get an erection
57:44 <Saemon> and now u hate on them
58:00 <Picard> loof throw some bricks at ya wife
58:00 <Mew> is it okay to cook sausages that are 2 days past the expiry date?
58:00 <Picard> yes
58:00 <Mew> theyve been in the fridge
58:00 <Q{{> ^ simba is one chatter disturbed from his real life
58:00 <Mew> are you just saying yes cos u want me to get food poisoning
58:00 <Picard> no
58:00 <Picard> id eat them
58:00 <Mew> okay
58:00 <Picard> if they smell ok and have been kept in the fridge they will be ok
58:00 <Q{{> he has a need to insult and abuse ppl online everyday
58:16 <Smurfette> ok awesome tummy
59:00 <Picard> expiry dates are just a guide
59:00 <Loof> stop insulting and abusing simba Q{{
59:00 <Picard> Q{{ simba is a little cretin with no life
59:00 <Picard> this is all he has
59:00 <Tolradi> Picard you should retire
59:00 <Tolradi> from life
59:00 <Picard> Tolradi thats one of my lines, get your own
59:00 <Mew> this is like a game of doubles lol
59:00 <Tolradi> go make an hero of yourself
59:53 <Tolradi> Smurfette did you do something about your hedge eyebrows?
00:00 <Tolradi> Picard does your wife go shopping a lot? does she take hours?
00:00 <Tolradi> a chinese man had the perfect solution for you
00:26 <PandasDontDrive> woa'
00:59 <PandasDontDrive> wooo hooo Vikings is on tonight!
01:00 <Picard> no
01:00 <Picard> she hates shopping
01:00 <Tolradi> is your wife really a man?
01:00 <Tolradi> a gay man
01:00 <Tolradi> that you call wife
01:00 <Picard> no.
01:00 <Picard> you are confusing me with simba
01:00 <Tolradi> you do come across as a bit of a baby boomer swish
01:00 <Picard> he is a gay man
01:00 <Picard> baby boomer? wtf im not that old
01:00 <Loof> sitting on my cock again
01:00 <Tolradi> are you the butch in the relationship?
01:00 <Loof> to try and iron out the bend
01:31 <Smurfette> where?
02:00 <Tolradi> do you call your male lover Number One or Number Two?
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> sbs :P
03:00 <Nikky`> number 3
03:00 <Mew> whats going on in your world loofie?
03:00 <Nikky`> Oh, you were not asking me
03:00 <Loof> not much just getting nicely toasted :D
03:00 <Picard> numer 7
03:00 <Loof> u?
03:08 <PandasDontDrive> its an awesome show
03:25 <Tolradi> PandasDontDrive it's been out for ages
03:50 <PandasDontDrive> yer saw season one ages ago
03:55 <Serenity> if you were in any doubt of awolfs intentions you can check him out right now mew
03:59 <Serenity> talking shit as per
04:00 <Tolradi> what's a numer?
04:00 <Mew> lovely, yeah going good thanks
04:00 <Mew> gonna make dinner bbs
04:03 <PandasDontDrive> if the show is good ill wait for it on tele
04:16 <PandasDontDrive> yo Serenity gotta good movie for ya to dl! THE MACHINE
04:26 <Serenity> oh yer
04:33 <PandasDontDrive> yep
04:47 <PandasDontDrive> jack got me to watch it last night, it's so damn good
05:00 <Loof> dont eat the sausages
05:00 <Picard> its latin for number
05:00 <Picard> dont u know anything
05:00 <Mew> WHAT
05:00 <Loof> if in doubt, throw it out
05:00 <Mew> WHY
05:00 <Mew> but
05:00 <Mew> NO
05:00 <Loof> you'll get the runs
05:00 <Mew> i need them
05:00 <Mew> its for devilled sausages
05:00 <Loof> k
05:00 <Loof> risky
05:00 <Tolradi> Picard, number in Latin is numerus
05:00 <Tolradi> don't you know anything
05:00 <Q{{> http://media.theage.com.au/technology/tech-talk/human-microchips-5354618.html
05:00 <Mew> god dammit
05:00 <Mew> im gonna phone a friend
05:41 <PandasDontDrive> n finally saw Two Guns ehehe
06:00 <Picard> garder?
06:31 <Serenity> ha cool
06:35 <Serenity> brb dinner
06:47 <PandasDontDrive> let me lick the plates!
07:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> that's what panda said to the guy in #gaysex
07:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> lock it in eddie
07:00 <Picard> lol
07:00 <Tolradi> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66GoZ2vKI9g
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Furry Re-birthing (Aug 29, 2013) - Category: Comedy - 112,559 views - 1,117 likes (56.7%), 852 dislikes (43.3%)
07:53 <Intrepid> guts to see an escort?
07:54 <Intrepid> wtf
08:00 <Picard> kylie is a skank
08:07 <Intrepid> im not desperate and lonley u stupid cunt
08:20 <Intrepid> u are a coward for fucking whores and not getting a gf
08:34 <PandasDontDrive> stop going on about escorts
08:40 <Intrepid> PandasDontDrive get fucked
08:57 <Intrepid> you are not better then Saemon, u fuck whores then belt them
09:00 <Picard> minogue that is'
09:10 <PandasDontDrive> *rolls eyes*
09:18 <Tolradi> panda hits women
09:21 <Tolradi> and children
09:21 <Intrepid> PandasDontDrive is the type of guy who gets rejected by hookers lol
09:29 <Intrepid> Tolradi really?
09:33 <Intrepid> i was joking lol
09:34 <Tolradi> yeah
09:36 <Tolradi> he does
09:39 <Intrepid> scum
09:41 <Tolradi> threatens kids too
09:53 <Intrepid> hope he gets hit by a tram
10:04 <Tolradi> why waste the tram
10:10 <Intrepid> lol
10:17 <Tolradi> I hope he chokes on the next dick he sucks
10:29 <Intrepid> lmfao
10:51 <Intrepid> he one of those faggots that suck dick in flinders st station toilets?
11:31 <PandasDontDrive> im not one of the two guys going on about my lips and dicks
12:18 <Tolradi> you're too busy watching gay porn
12:25 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*soulbang@*.optusnet.com.au
12:25 Kick: Tolradi was kicked by ChanOP ((stebie) Your crap is not welcome here. Bugger off.)
12:48 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b Tolradi!*@*
12:52 <Smurfette> hee heee
12:59 <dematerialised> wait
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> bout to watch Vikings :D
13:07 <Smurfette> where?
13:11 <Smurfette> no on tv
13:11 <dematerialised> Tolradi got a ban?
13:12 <dematerialised> for that?
13:14 <dematerialised> lol
13:15 <Intrepid> who is tolradi?
13:24 <Intrepid> PandasDontDrive is protected it appears
13:30 <dematerialised> apparently so
13:36 <Intrepid> he must suck a lot of dick
13:38 <Smurfette> skimish?
13:46 <dematerialised> throats it
13:51 <ShadowLurker> lol
13:52 <Intrepid> lol
13:52 <stebie> yeah, he's irc protected...
13:54 <stebie> morons.
14:00 <Picard> Tolradi look what u have done
14:14 <Intrepid> he does worse shit then tolradi and never gets kicked
14:16 <ShadowLurker> balls deep facials
14:19 <Intrepid> he your fuck buddy stebie
14:24 <stebie> Intrepid, as do you
14:38 <stebie> and you still get banned, come back and carry on some more
14:44 <stebie> so, off your high horse
14:47 <Intrepid> lmfao
14:53 <stebie> lmfao
14:59 <Intrepid> ive never seen PandasDontDrive banned, have u dematerialised
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3 steb
15:00 <ShadowLurker> high horses are fun tho
15:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLZ8L6SZmaA
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Problem with Jeggings (Jul 16, 2012) 2:10 - Category: Comedy - 13,155,525 views - 80,229 likes (97.4%), 2,165 dislikes (2.6%)
15:12 <PandasDontDrive> I
15:24 <stebie> i've banned PandasDontDrive before, recently actually
15:25 <PandasDontDrive> am protected by the VIKING HORDE IRC GANG
15:32 <PandasDontDrive> and The Marshmellow Kids
15:36 <dematerialised> Intrepid: nope
15:38 <Intrepid> if u say so
15:43 <stebie> but don't let that deter your parade, Picard.
15:47 <stebie> march on
15:53 <Intrepid> if u say so
15:53 <PandasDontDrive> that's Picard?
15:54 <PandasDontDrive> lol
16:04 <stebie> yep
16:06 <Intrepid> Picard?
16:06 <stebie> lmfao
16:10 <Serenity> i banned him last week
16:10 <Intrepid> isnt he the old dude?
16:11 <Serenity> twice.
16:14 <Serenity> wtf are you on about
16:17 <PandasDontDrive> ;p;d
16:20 <PandasDontDrive> lols
16:29 <Intrepid> ive never seen Serenity ban ANYONE
16:30 <Serenity> you lot still wont fucking give it up
16:38 <Serenity> LOL thats a new one
16:45 <Serenity> usually people are bitching cause i ban too much
16:46 <dematerialised> last time panda got kicked (not banned) was last month
16:48 <stebie> oops, my bad, maybe
16:48 <dematerialised> lol
16:54 <Serenity> no it wasnt dematerialised
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16:57 <Serenity> he got banned like 5 days ago
16:58 <Serenity> by me
17:00 <Picard> who is this Tolradi moron?
19:00 <BlackDevil> hi
19:15 <Intrepid> last ban i can see from Serenity was april 6
19:30 <Serenity> lucky you cant see all the bans then
19:31 <Intrepid> its april 28th isnt it?
19:32 <Serenity> only channel modes
19:40 <ShadowLurker> you idiot
19:52 <Intrepid> :P
19:56 <Serenity> and most bans are removed after an hour so your 'point' is moot
20:07 <Intrepid> of course
20:08 <ShadowLurker> MOOTY MOOT MOOT
20:10 Part: Intrepid ([email protected]) from #melbourne
20:17 <ShadowLurker> lol
20:19 <Serenity> im sure thats picard
20:38 Join: ITaL^GuY ([email protected]) to #melbourne
20:50 Nick: Smurfette is now known as Lumeah
23:18 <PandasDontDrive> I've never seen Serenity naked
23:20 <PandasDontDrive> :(
23:38 <PandasDontDrive> saw myself naked once *vomit*
24:00 <Picard> well this is fun.
24:06 Join: Intrepid ([email protected]) to #melbourne
24:12 <Intrepid> :P
24:21 <Serenity> hey picard
24:26 <Intrepid> Lwaxana
24:37 <Intrepid> id like to lodge a complaing Lwaxana
24:49 <Intrepid> pm so i can please
24:52 <ShadowLurker> wtf is a complaining Lwaxana
24:54 Part: Intrepid ([email protected]) from #melbourne
24:58 <ShadowLurker> lol
25:00 <couleurs> :)
25:02 <ShadowLurker> Q.Q
25:02 <PandasDontDrive> lodge a complaining
25:02 <stebie> lol
25:07 <PandasDontDrive> stebie
25:12 <PandasDontDrive> I'd like to be kissed ;)
25:13 <stebie> you got it wrong
25:17 <PandasDontDrive> like no man has ever kissed me <3
25:18 <stebie> it's lodge a complaing
25:25 * PandasDontDrive closes his eyes
25:25 <stebie> gosh
25:31 <Serenity> lol
25:33 <PandasDontDrive> TAKE ME
25:45 Quit: faux ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
25:46 <stebie> PandasDontDrive, request denied
25:58 <ShadowLurker> lol
26:00 <ness> picard, no one cares
26:02 <PandasDontDrive> back to Longie I go
26:11 <PandasDontDrive> at least he treats me like a real whore.
26:36 Join: slower ([email protected]) to #melbourne
26:50 <Lumeah> lol
27:00 <Picard> u care ness
27:09 <Lumeah> hi slower
27:31 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahaha
27:40 <Lumeah> lol
28:00 <ness> i dont think so
28:00 <Picard> ok
28:00 <Picard> hope your heater blows the roof off your house
28:30 <Lumeah> slower slower yes yes.. faster faster..
28:40 <Excessive> woaaaaaaaaaaa .......... the diff between T and G
28:44 <Serenity> oh look awolf slagging me off in cats again how unusual
28:51 Part: Simmons ([email protected]) from #melbourne
29:00 <doctor> lets take a selfie!
29:00 <Picard> pass.
29:00 <phlick> hello nerdygirl
29:10 <stebie> miao
30:00 <BlackDevil> Picard
30:00 <BlackDevil> get me undressed
30:00 <Picard> god no
30:09 Quit: Shazza ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
30:29 <xm> /msg Longie hey stebs can't spell 'complaining'. can you get rid of him and replace him with a spelling bee master like me? thanks
30:40 <stebie> :O
30:44 <[Maverick]> :O
30:45 <[Maverick]> BAN HIM
30:50 <xm> DO IT!
30:51 <Lumeah> lol
30:53 <xm> DAREYA
30:56 <xm> pitch fork ya
31:00 <stebie> i'll fuck it up
31:02 <stebie> :<
31:10 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v xm
31:12 <stebie> damnit
31:16 <xm> lol
31:29 <xm> i will stop complaing now
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31:38 <stebie> :D
31:40 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1394787_10151790151071840_351914868_n.jpg
31:43 <PandasDontDrive> aahahahahahahaha
32:00 <BlackDevil> why
32:00 <Picard> ?'lmohijbng87opipiobvhb nm
32:01 Mode: (by ChanOP) +vvvv [Maverick] Lumeah ShadowLurker PandasDontDrive
32:20 <xm> i would expect 'complaing' from BlackDevil
32:32 <Lumeah> ta
32:32 <[Maverick]> :O
32:33 <xm> please tell me you're just modifying his topic
32:41 <[Maverick]> I lubs stebie
32:49 <Serenity> xm
32:53 <Serenity> its like that for a reason
32:54 <Serenity> calm down
33:00 <Q{{> http://www.theage.com.au/sport/motorsport/billionaire-bernie-ecclestone-gets-100-million-a-year-from-his-exwife-slavica-20140427-zr08r.html
33:08 <xm> i know im just having fun
33:13 <Serenity> NO
33:15 <Serenity> YOU ARENT ALLOWED
33:58 <PandasDontDrive> phew now I have a voie
34:04 Join: Picard ([email protected]) to #melbourne
34:09 <PandasDontDrive> no moir complaing for me
34:39 <Picard> good
34:42 <Serenity> wb Picard
34:50 <Picard> i was here?
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34:54 <Serenity> yes
35:02 <Picard> ok, ty
35:05 <Serenity> not sure why youre pretending its not you
35:15 <Picard> it is me
35:38 * Picard looks puzzled
36:00 <couleurs> k
36:00 <Picard> who cares?
36:04 <PandasDontDrive> lol!
36:08 * Serenity shakes head..
36:23 <PandasDontDrive> Picard couldn't put together a two-piece puzzle.
36:24 <Picard> care to explain
36:35 <Picard> pand dont u have a woman to bash?
36:48 <Picard> leve me the fuck alone.
37:00 <Q{{> i do
37:00 <Q{{> handy tips for tax minimisation
37:00 <Mew> ok dinnys on
37:00 <Mew> i rang ben and asked about the sausages and he said theyll be fine
37:00 <Q{{> who cares
37:19 <PandasDontDrive> "Liver alone!"
37:33 <[Maverick]> Intrepid ([email protected])
37:37 <Serenity> you do know when you join under new nicks your host stays the same right Picard
37:38 <[Maverick]> Picard is [email protected]
37:40 <[Maverick]> same person
38:00 <[Maverick]> LOL 
38:00 <[Maverick]> has Pirate trusted you with cooking? 
38:04 <Picard> wow two people using bigpond
38:09 <Serenity> ummmm
38:13 <Serenity> LOL not just bigpond.
38:28 <dematerialised> @aabaf590.bigpond
38:31 <Mew> oh i see now Serenity
38:31 <dematerialised> cmon picard m8
38:35 <dematerialised> we're internet detectives
38:38 <dematerialised> can't fool us
38:42 <Mew> i hadnt seen him go on like that before
38:43 <Lumeah> i telsta but not bigpond.. wierd
38:48 <Serenity> im suprised mew
38:51 <Serenity> its every single day nearly
39:00 <Mew> maybe he wants me to die
39:00 <BlackDevil> did i wake you up Q{{?
39:00 <Picard> ben?
39:00 <Mew> they are 2 days over their expiry date
39:00 <Picard> you're going to die 
39:00 <Picard> lol
39:00 <Mew> well #yolo okay cunt
39:00 <Mew> if this is my time this is my time
39:00 <Picard> hahahaaaa
39:03 <[Maverick]> so dematerialised
39:08 <[Maverick]> good cop bad cop routine
39:09 <[Maverick]> ?
39:13 <Serenity> the host masking doesnt get shared between people. it only is the same if its the same person rofl
39:30 <PandasDontDrive> Serenity do you like picture of me and my father?
39:31 Quit: FOBZTA ([email protected]) austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by FOBZTA1)
39:33 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/1926670_750874568267275_4243840674240424837_n.jpg
39:41 Join: FOBZTA ([email protected]) to #melbourne
39:52 <Serenity> hahha i thought you were gonna show me a pic of you as a kid or somethin
40:00 <Picard> sausage poison
40:00 <Mew> i cant think of a better way to go
40:00 <Picard> lol
40:00 <Picard> lol @ kylie Minogue
40:07 <PandasDontDrive> aaahahahaha
40:09 <PandasDontDrive> sucker!
40:47 Quit: FOBZTA ([email protected]) Connection closed
41:00 <Picard> lol @ this cunt on the logies
41:00 <couleurs> lol @ Picard watchen da logies
41:00 <Mew> faux did you see this on facey? https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10312584_10152603654254505_7632976510049432518_n.jpg
41:04 Join: Fez ([email protected]) to #melbourne
41:38 Join: FOBZTA ([email protected]) to #melbourne
41:56 <Picard> :P
42:00 <[Maverick]> Picard is [email protected]
42:04 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/DWDQe14.png
42:38 <ShadowLurker> Picard is [email protected]
43:00 <Picard> eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
43:00 <Picard> hate those skanks
43:00 <couleurs> me 2
43:16 <Picard> https://www.google.com.au/search?q=dead+body+pics&biw=1024&bih=443&tbm=isch&imgil=WocHH9p0i9cNOM%253A%253Bhttps%253A%252F%252Fencrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com%252Fimages%253Fq%253Dtbn%253AANd9GcTEOBW5SzNGWdK-j7YtLl7IHQ0GAMXDkR5wMpJfpE-whOzM1YBmcQ%253B800%253B600%253BD8KHlJWck72PdM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.nairaland.com%25252F109969%25252Flines-diss-person-above%25252F91&source=iu&usg=__ZXLrPN5gW2qba5EXKchtubSbtJA%3D&sa=X&ei=kzxeU42MKMWXkQWnoYDg
43:20 <Picard> wowwwwwwwwwwww
43:27 <ShadowLurker> fuck of
43:28 <ShadowLurker> f
43:38 <Serenity> eww
43:42 <Serenity> why would you search for that
43:47 <Picard> why not?
44:00 <Picard> hate u 2
44:00 <couleurs> yeh bono sux
44:00 <Picard> im having an interesting convo with awolf
44:00 <Picard> yes
44:00 <Picard> almost as much as kylie 
44:04 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/w08RKkm.png
44:07 <Serenity> gross
44:15 <Lumeah> gross
44:31 <PandasDontDrive> lol when Housos wins a Logie, you know Aus tele programming is on it's way out.
44:53 <TheRiddler> .
45:00 <TheRiddler> how dare you
45:00 <Q{{> no u didnt BlackDevil 
45:00 <couleurs> :)
45:00 <Q{{> im going to vegas next week BlackDevil 
45:02 <TheRiddler> ban him!
45:05 <Picard> https://www.pinterest.com/pin/183873597260169727/
45:05 <Lumeah> lol
45:24 <PandasDontDrive> oh gross, i clicked that big link
45:24 <PandasDontDrive> :/
45:33 <Lumeah> i know...
45:35 <Lumeah> lol
45:46 <Picard> lol
46:08 <Picard> its awesome
46:20 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/zHBpIaS.jpg
46:20 <Picard> id find it easy to kill someone
46:21 <[Maverick]> hahahah
46:22 <Lumeah> show me penis pictures quick.. make me feel better
46:35 <Picard> Lumeah u dont deserve penis
46:43 <Serenity> '^
47:05 <Lumeah> why
47:34 <Fez> How much are dentists?
47:39 * Picard hands Lumeah a mirror
47:46 <Mew> burn
48:43 <Lumeah> gives you water so you'll burn.
49:00 <Mew> meow
49:00 <Mew> is Pieter active?
49:17 <Mew> hmmmm
49:45 Part: Lumeah ([email protected]) from #melbourne
49:58 <Mew> hmmmmmmmmmmm
50:00 <Q{{> no but i can be Pieter 
50:12 Quit: BaD_BoY_69 ([email protected]) Quit:
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51:00 <faux> Lolll Mew yeah I saw that pic
51:00 <faux> Also Rory is adorns!
51:00 <faux> Adorbs
51:11 <Picard> lol
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51:18 <Picard> only the tough survive
53:00 <Pieter> Ive been activated
53:53 <Serenity> hopefully she takes the hint
54:00 <Picard> lol
54:00 <Serenity> SAH ADORNABLE
54:00 <Mew> im so scared to eat my dinner now
54:00 <Q{{> why?
54:00 <Mew> because the sausages were 2 days past their expiry
55:00 <Q{{> is it moving and twitching on ur plate?
55:00 <Q{{> u cooked it thoroughly?
55:00 <Serenity> do they smell ok mew/
55:00 <Q{{> microwave the sucker
55:00 <Mew> yeah its still cooking down a bit now
55:00 <Mew> they smelled like sausage meat
55:00 <Serenity> if they smell ok they should be fine
55:00 <Mew> but ive never smelled good sausages before
55:00 <Mew> :(
55:00 <Serenity> haha
55:00 <Q{{> lol
56:00 <Serenity> nahh but youd know if they had an off smell
56:00 <[Maverick]> lolol
56:00 <BlackDevil> wish i could go
56:00 <Mew> i hope so
56:00 <Q{{> get someone to smell for u
56:00 <BlackDevil> find a nice hooker
56:00 <Mew> can we all hold hands if i get food poisoning
56:00 <Serenity> now taking bets on how many hours from now mew will be siiick
56:00 <BlackDevil> normally my fapping wakes up Q{{
56:00 <Mew> ben and rory dont get back home until tomorrow morning :'(
56:02 <stebie> are you sure it's a she?
56:07 <Serenity> yeah
56:09 <Serenity> ive seen its fb
56:16 <stebie> ahh okay
56:19 <Serenity> and your brother has a meth flop for it
57:00 <Mew> if i die from this i will be so mad
57:00 <Serenity> ohh they visiting his bro or somethin
57:00 <Mew> yeah they just went for an overnighter
57:00 <Mew> were supposed to be back on the evening one tonight but they were all booked out
57:00 <Mew> so now i have no-baby depression
57:00 <Serenity> woo hoo sleep ins and dont have to share the bed
57:00 <Mew> and a weird dinner circumstance
57:00 <Mew> i think i might just die
57:07 <Picard> brother?
57:19 <Picard> panda and stebie are brothers???????
57:19 <Mew> haha meth flop
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57:39 <Serenity> are you another one who doesnt know pieter and stebie are brothers?
57:47 <Picard> wtf
58:00 <Serenity> i still feel weird if my kids arent here at night.. i dont even know what difference it makes lol they sleep for like 13 horus a night..
58:03 <Picard> thats the funniest thing ive heard...................ever
58:03 <Serenity> ...
58:11 <Serenity> how the fuck do you not know this
58:13 <Mew> maybe he told her about austnet while he was drilling her with the slug gun
58:16 <DemonsRun> I didn't :(
58:26 <Serenity> yeah but hes been here for like 10 years DemonsRun
58:27 <Serenity> youre new
58:36 <Picard> why would i know?
58:42 <Serenity> cause everyone knows
59:00 <Picard> Pieter just rants so i tend to not listen, and stebie well her is just stebie
59:00 <BlackDevil> make it up by fapping
59:00 <BlackDevil> "me time"
59:01 <Serenity> slug gun rofl
59:03 <Serenity> pew pew
59:06 Part: Lwaxana ([email protected]) from #melbourne
59:47 <DemonsRun> Mhmmmmm
00:00 <Mew> holy hell 13 hours a night
00:00 <BlackDevil> no there is only 24
00:00 <Serenity> yeah man these two are machines
00:00 <Mew> thats magnificent
00:00 <Doodle> y thank u sezz
00:00 <Doodle> ;)
00:00 <Mew> shut up BlackDevil 
00:00 <Mew> hello Doodle 
00:00 <Serenity> hahaha doods
00:00 <Doodle> you're not so bad yourself
00:00 <BlackDevil> be quite Mew
00:00 <Doodle> hai Mew 
00:00 <Mew> this might be the last time we ever speak Doodle 
01:00 <Doodle> oh
01:00 <Mew> i.. i love you..
01:00 <Serenity> shes going to die
01:00 <Mew> OH MY GOD
01:00 <Mew> HE KNOWS
01:00 <Doodle> whyyyyyyyyyy
01:00 <Doodle> ..
01:00 <Serenity> shes eating bad sausages
02:00 <Doodle> if eating bad sausages killed you you would have died ages ago sezz
02:00 <Picard> i hate eddie mcguire
02:00 <Serenity> well i never
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02:39 <Serenity> damn i googled slug gun thinking id get something funny
02:42 <Serenity> and its a real thing
02:43 <Serenity> ffs
03:00 <Serenity> im completely outraged by that comment
03:00 <Doodle> you are not
03:00 <Serenity> yeah, im not
03:09 <DemonsRun> LOL
03:18 <DemonsRun> How did you not know about slug guns?
03:38 <Serenity> i really dont know lol :S
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04:00 <Picard> lol Doodle
04:27 <DemonsRun> Weirdo lol
05:00 <Picard> sezz has eaten many a sausage im guessing
05:00 <Doodle> 10 years ago sezz couldn't move for sausage
05:00 <Doodle> she was knee deep in it
05:40 Nick: DragonMaster is now known as DragonM|A
06:00 <Serenity> LOL shut uupppp
06:00 <Doodle> or should i say balls deep in it
06:00 <Doodle> no, no i shouldn't
06:44 * stebie farts
06:53 <stebie> Serenity, lol i don't know what goes on Pieter's facebook
07:00 <Serenity> LOL
07:00 <Serenity> balls deep in sausage...
07:00 <Doodle> ooer
07:00 <Doodle> i found 10c in my car today while i was cleaning it
07:00 <Doodle> which means all my friends are tightarses
07:01 <stebie> lucky me
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08:00 <Serenity> hahah
08:00 <Serenity> i found $6 last time i cleaned my car
08:00 <Doodle> i bet they have made way more off me
08:00 <Doodle> onice
08:00 <Serenity> poodlefaggot probbaly stole all the coins in your car
08:00 <Doodle> haha
08:00 <Doodle> i still cant get the wog smell out of it
08:00 <Doodle> speaking fo wogs
08:29 <xm> nothing like waking up with a cup of coffee and checking out your favourite comedy website: http://facebook.com/pieter.is.great
09:00 <Doodle> of
09:00 <Serenity> lol
09:00 <[Maverick]> lol.. careful.. Serenity might get you to bottle that smell and send it to her 
09:00 <Doodle> i've used spray and wipe, even toilet spray
09:00 <Doodle> ewww
09:00 <[Maverick]> she has a thing for wogs 
09:00 <Serenity> i do love the smell of a nicely oiled wog
09:00 <Doodle> like peter andre?
09:00 <[Maverick]> especially truck driving ones 
09:00 <Serenity> hmm a little less homosexual
09:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Peter Andre - Mysterious Girl.mp3 (3.34MB 128kbps Stereo 3:38)
10:00 <Doodle> peter andre is a top bloke
10:00 <[Maverick]> woops
10:00 <Serenity> more like a top shiela
10:00 <Doodle> :o
10:42 <DemonsRun> Who would want to know what goes on his fb?
10:48 <Picard> his brother
11:00 <couleurs> you're all top shielas to me
11:00 <Doodle> <3
11:00 <Mew> <3
11:09 <stebie> doubtful
11:23 <Picard> bloods thicker then wter
11:25 <Picard> water
11:27 <Picard> lol
11:48 <Picard> what happened to him,dropped on his head as a baby?
11:53 <PandasDontDrive> than
12:00 <Mew> the sausageberries taste like sausageberries
12:00 <Serenity> how sweet
12:00 <Mew> i think we're in the clear
12:00 <couleurs> 8=====D
12:00 <Doodle> heheh sausageberries
12:00 <Picard> lol Doodle could your choice of music be any gayer??
13:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Belinda Carlisle - Summer Rain.mp3 (5.02MB 128kbps Stereo 5:29)
13:00 <Doodle> challenge accepted
13:00 <Mew> now you've started it
13:00 <Picard> lol
13:00 <[Maverick]> well... 
13:00 <Doodle> i must review my gay songs, i'm sure i have heaps more of them these days
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13:46 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*soulbang@*.optusnet.com.au
14:00 <[Maverick]> ask him about his tulips 
14:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8B8sNXpcGg&feature=kp
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sabrina Salerno - Boys Boys Boys (Uncensored)(Vj Karnal Video edit) (Feb 25, 2011) 3:57 - Category: Music - 768,188 views - 1,107 likes (93.4%), 78 dislikes (6.6%)
14:00 <Doodle> my tulips are staying together
14:00 <Picard> tulips?
14:00 <Doodle> OH SNAP
14:00 <Q{{> http://cdn.static-economist.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/full-width/images/print-edition/20140426_IRP001_0.jpg
14:00 <Serenity> PURPLE TULIP
14:00 <Serenity> HEE HEE
14:00 <Doodle> looool
14:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X9tBHX_Fl4
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SKATT BROS - Life At The Outpost (1980) (Aug 25, 2013) 0 - Category: Music - 9,430 views - 57 likes (98.3%), 1 dislikes (1.7%)
14:00 <[Maverick]> and barbie girl who goes tip toeing through them
14:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Aqua - Barbie Girl.mp3 (7.56MB 128kbps Stereo 8:15)
14:00 <Doodle> hiya barbie
14:00 <Doodle> HI KEN
14:00 <Doodle> wanna go for a ride?
14:00 <Doodle> SURE
14:00 <Doodle> slut
14:00 <Doodle> .
14:00 <L0Rd2> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1cA2lBfYuc
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: [HD] Australia Day 2012: "Barbie Girl" (Justice Crew v Sam Kekovich v Melissa Tkautz) (Jan 10, 2012) 3:06 - Category: Music - 1,455,536 views - 3,154 likes (79.8%), 800 dislikes (20.2%)
14:09 <Picard> well this is fucked
14:17 <PandasDontDrive> no
14:22 <Picard> yes.
14:36 <xm> maybe.
14:37 <PandasDontDrive> this is what needs to be fucked ;) https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/1374940_658158407591133_4057852363400820030_n.jpg
14:49 <PandasDontDrive> dat some ass homey!
14:52 <Serenity> bloods thicker than water
14:59 <Serenity> unless your blood is a meth addict theif
15:00 <Q{{> yeh music
15:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Melissa Tkautz - Read My Lips.mp3 (3.33MB 128kbps Stereo 3:38)
15:00 <Picard> oh godddddddddd
15:00 <Picard> one hit wonder
15:00 <Doodle> no she had 2
15:00 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/abJIRJ1.jpg
15:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Melissa Tkautz - Sexy Is The Word.mp3 (3.32MB 128kbps Stereo 3:37)
15:03 <Picard> fantasy land
15:20 <Picard> still gotta love ya family no matter how they fuck up
15:25 <Serenity> bullshit
15:35 * Picard rolls his eyes
15:40 <Serenity> family isnt a free ride to being a cockhead
16:00 <Serenity> omg my foot just went all zingy
16:00 <Serenity> urgghh
16:00 <Doodle> my penis does that
16:00 <Picard> lol
16:00 <Doodle> [Maverick]: no
16:06 <Picard> who said it was?
16:11 <DemonsRun> Are you making digs at steb Serenity ?
16:14 <Serenity> you just did
16:22 <Picard> no i didnt
16:23 <Serenity> i am not
16:27 <Serenity> im taking stabs at his brother
16:32 <Picard> dont put words into my mouth
17:00 <Doodle> lol my washing machine is whining like its having an orgasm
17:00 <Doodle> brb
17:00 <couleurs> mp3
17:18 <PandasDontDrive> what about Alphabet Soup
17:52 <stebie> i don't like eating P
17:53 <Picard> it doesnt have all the letters
17:59 <PandasDontDrive> who's sexier, Rizzoli or Isles?
18:00 <Doodle> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee
18:00 <Tolradi> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_MJbgO7SF0
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life. (Original) (Mar 18, 2014) - Category: Gaming - 646,222 views - 8,229 likes (90.6%), 855 dislikes (9.4%)
18:10 <PandasDontDrive> lol steb
18:11 <Picard> me.
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19:00 <Tolradi> Serenity, watch that clip
19:00 <Serenity> y
19:00 <Tolradi> trust me
20:00 <Doodle> trust the stranger on the internet
20:00 <Tolradi> yes
20:00 <Kynetic> ALWAYS
20:00 <Tolradi> take a leap of faith
20:00 <Doodle> she'll be right m8
20:14 Nick: Pyro- is now known as Poirot-
21:00 <Kynetic> trust strangers on the internet
21:00 <Kynetic> especially on dodgy random chat rooms
21:00 <Doodle> like this one
21:00 <Kynetic> this is a bit too dodgy
21:00 <Tolradi> wait
21:00 <Tolradi> Kynetic
21:00 <Picard> lol
21:00 <Tolradi> I remember your name
22:00 <Tolradi> and some dude who was always going off at you
22:00 <Tolradi> called mac or some shit
22:00 <Tolradi> macintosh?
22:00 <Kynetic> mac
22:00 <Tolradi> did he die?
22:00 <Picard> i wish u would die
22:00 <Kynetic> yea he's a feisty little fucker
22:00 <couleurs> shrek cum
22:00 <Kynetic> he didnt die
22:00 <Tolradi> Picard such hate
22:00 <Kynetic> i guess he's making his fortune driving cabs somewhere
23:00 <Tolradi> Picard did I run your cat over?
23:00 <Kynetic> Picard u off ur meds m8?
23:00 <Picard> Kynetic no.
23:00 <Serenity> wtfff @ that vid
23:00 <Tolradi> bwhahahaha
23:00 <Kynetic> watch out tho. theyre 7%
23:00 <Kynetic> got a bit of a kick
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24:00 <Tolradi> Serenity
24:00 <Tolradi> it gets worse
24:00 <Picard> this guy is a muppet
26:00 <Kynetic> Picard any more than you are?
27:00 <Picard> yes
27:00 <Picard> a lot more
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29:00 <Picard> anyways im off to bed, i have work tomorrow. do any of you understand the concept of working for a living?
30:00 <slower> did it for over 40 years
30:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i understand it.  i just dont like to apply it
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32:00 <[Maverick]>  http://i.imgur.com/mVGmpVB.gif
32:00 <Tolradi> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66GoZ2vKI9g
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Furry Re-birthing (Aug 29, 2013) - Category: Comedy - 112,568 views - 1,117 likes (56.7%), 852 dislikes (43.3%)
32:00 <Tolradi> everyone should watch that clip
32:00 <Tolradi> everyone
33:00 <Serenity> not after your last fucken video
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34:00 <[Maverick]> hahahha 
34:00 <[Maverick]> that bad was it? 
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35:00 <DemonsRun> I love moron server ops xD
35:00 <Serenity> whos a moron server op
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38:36 <Saemon> B.D farm paris creek full cream milk from woolies
39:05 <Saemon> i just have into my cravings and guffed down an entire 1 litre bottle
39:07 <Saemon> and guess what
39:13 Nick: Poirot- is now known as Pyro-
39:14 <Saemon> im lastose intolerant
39:17 <Saemon> lactose
39:42 <PandasDontDrive> most modern humans find it hard to digest dairy products.
39:59 <Saemon> looks like its diyarria and constant farting for me tonight
40:35 <Saemon> i just noticed this like in the past 6 months or so
40:40 <[Maverick]> you're either an attention seeker or you would of been smart and not drank it.
40:44 <Saemon> prior, i could drink milk fine
40:53 <Saemon> [Maverick] its cravings man
40:56 <Saemon> i really like it
41:10 <Saemon> cravings and hunger > logical thinking
41:11 <[Maverick]> well no need to describe what happens to you
41:27 <[Maverick]> no no no....
41:29 <Saemon> im a conversationalist
41:34 <[Maverick]> YES
41:37 <Saemon> so was just making conversation
41:46 <Saemon> last i checked, australia is a democracy.
41:49 <[Maverick]> but there is some things that.people.don't.need.to.know.about.
41:54 <Saemon> says you
42:00 <Saemon> and who are you? oh thats right
42:00 <DemonsRun> [Maverick]: 
42:00 <beehhh> soon asia will take control of oz
42:00 <DemonsRun> Why did the chicken cross the road?
42:00 <DemonsRun> beehhh: Why did the chicken cross the road?!
42:01 <[Maverick]> what?
42:04 <Saemon> nobody to me.
42:07 <[Maverick]> bring it..
42:11 <[Maverick]> well fuck off then
42:17 <PandasDontDrive> so warm out..
42:31 <Saemon> [Maverick] change your tone
42:34 <Saemon> its unpleasent
42:37 <[Maverick]> bit me cunt
42:40 <[Maverick]> bite*
42:54 <[Maverick]> I am sick of you trying to attention seek by being a grot cunt
42:56 <Saemon> no need for hostilities we are all civil adults here
42:57 <PandasDontDrive> I'll suck your cunt
43:00 <beehhh> to hatch eggs
43:00 <DemonsRun> The answer is why -.-
43:08 <PandasDontDrive> finger out the juices and suck my fingers dry
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43:13 <Saemon> lol panda
43:29 <PandasDontDrive> "I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, and swallow the gravy!"
43:30 <^pilot^> Josh
43:31 * ^pilot^ nods
43:37 <Saemon> [Maverick] i wonder if when u walk into a club pubs bars etc
43:43 * PandasDontDrive Markie Mark
43:44 <Saemon> are u like this in real life or not
43:51 <PandasDontDrive> what's up?
43:53 <[Maverick]> I am
43:54 <[Maverick]> :)
44:00 <beehhh> to hatch more eggs
44:00 <Fez> Why?
44:00 <beehhh> they went to kfc in break
44:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> coz its a free range mudda fucka badass chicken dat can do as he pleezes
44:06 <Saemon> abusing ppl, being rude and a bully
44:09 <Saemon> oh really?
44:31 <[Maverick]> and it's not being rude or a bully
44:37 <Saemon> what wat would happen, should one day u come across, like say, someone who wouldnt want to put up with your bad attitude?
44:54 <[Maverick]> its telling people to shut the fuck because their conversation isn't welcome
45:00 <Mew> i miss emma
45:08 <[Maverick]> espesh when talking about bowel movments, piss jugs etc
45:16 <Saemon> and you dont see that as being abusive, rude or a bully?
45:20 <[Maverick]> no
45:22 <Saemon> right. of course u dont.
45:24 <[Maverick]> it's putting you in your place.
45:25 <Saemon> of course.
45:25 <[Maverick]> :)
45:31 <Saemon> sure sure
45:36 <Saemon> absolutely
45:39 <[Maverick]> because no one should be talking about that stuff in a public place ;)
45:40 * Saemon sighs
45:45 <DrGore> hey Saemon, do you walk into a pub or club, swig a beer and say to the bar chick, 'looks like its diyarria and constant farting for me tonight.'
45:46 * Saemon wonders why he bothers
45:49 <[Maverick]> no one wants to hear it.
45:51 <^pilot^> not too much man
45:59 <^pilot^> its bloody hot up here in Port Hedlan man
46:00 <DrGore> just wondering
46:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> she didnt say much. silence is something we miss in a world where we're constantly bombarded by noise
46:00 <Tolradi> who?
46:04 <Saemon> try talkin some maturity into bullies
46:08 <[Maverick]> ROFL
46:09 <Saemon> hahah.
46:15 <[Maverick]> no you're not
46:17 <[Maverick]> far from it
46:19 <Saemon> doesnt work in schools
46:26 <Saemon> wouldnt work in here either it seems.
46:31 <[Maverick]> <DrGore> hey Saemon, do you walk into a pub or club, swig a beer and say to the bar chick, 'looks like its diyarria and constant farting for me tonight.'
46:31 <Saemon> oh well movin on
46:37 <Saemon> hrm
46:37 <Saemon> OMMG
46:39 <[Maverick]> why can't you answer that question?
46:41 <[Maverick]> yah fuckwit
46:43 <Saemon> game of thrones out!!
46:45 <Saemon> :DDD
46:45 <PandasDontDrive> yeah warm out here :/
46:47 <[Maverick]> because you won't
46:48 <Saemon> just remembered
46:51 <PandasDontDrive> was hoping it'd rain
46:56 <Saemon> whose seen it yet?
47:03 <Saemon> i cant believe that its ep 4 already
47:11 <Saemon> this season is flying fast
47:19 <DrGore> might watch it in a bit
47:19 <PandasDontDrive> meh
47:20 <[Maverick]> and so it just puts it into perspective that you are a attention seeking fuckwit \
47:29 <PandasDontDrive> never seen GOT never will
47:41 <PandasDontDrive> if you don't watch VIKINGS then you are shit
47:42 <Saemon> considering that Game of thrones is a 10 episode season
47:55 <Saemon> we're practically halfway through season 4 already
47:58 <[Maverick]> GoT is crap
48:00 <Excessive> welcum ol dude
48:00 <Bastardly_One>    evenin'
48:14 <Saemon> [Maverick] do yu watch true blood?
48:16 <[Maverick]> no.
48:17 <[Maverick]> :)
48:20 <Saemon> what about WWE?
48:23 <[Maverick]> no.
48:27 <Saemon> supernatural?
48:30 <[Maverick]> nope/
48:36 <Saemon> the walking dead
48:37 <Saemon> ?
48:42 <[Maverick]> walking dead was pathetic
48:44 <[Maverick]> is*
48:45 <Saemon> why?
49:00 <beehhh> norell cooked chicken wings for me so nice
49:03 <[Maverick]> I watched 4 episodes of it and almost necked myself from boredom.
49:07 <Saemon> validate that statement or be branded a mindless bandwagon sheep hater
49:19 <[Maverick]> LOL
49:26 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
49:31 <[Maverick]> how the fuck?
49:38 <[Maverick]> you talk some fucking shit
49:47 <Saemon> i get it then. your just one of those ppl who hates things just to seem 'cool'
49:48 <[Maverick]> I don't listen to no one.
49:51 <[Maverick]> I am myself.
49:55 <[Maverick]> LOL
50:01 <[Maverick]> you don't know me Saemon
50:05 <Saemon> its hip to hate global warming or some shit right now
50:11 <Saemon> so im guessin u hatin that too right?
50:17 <[Maverick]> ?
50:20 <[Maverick]> see
50:29 <ShadowLurker> this cunts fucked up
50:29 <[Maverick]> you have no idea.
50:31 <[Maverick]> no.idea
50:42 <[Maverick]> how much stuff do I hate ShadowLurker... and not because it's cool to hate it?
50:48 <Saemon> gona heat up some pizza pockets bbl
50:56 <[Maverick]> LOL
50:58 <[Maverick]> pizza pockets
51:00 <[Maverick]> contains cheese
51:01 <Maurice> I HOPE YOU BURN YOUR TONGUE
51:03 <ShadowLurker> fuck
51:06 <[Maverick]> lactose intolerant
51:07 <[Maverick]> fuckwit.
51:23 <ShadowLurker> lack taost and tolerant
51:24 <ShadowLurker> lol
51:28 <Maurice> Lol
51:37 <[Maverick]> HAHAH
51:50 <ShadowLurker> hes fuckin sickening
51:53 <Maurice> That was the best post
52:00 <ShadowLurker> I hope he chokes n dies
52:00 <couleurs> 666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999
52:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10154549_10152501935399050_3760231002016661134_n.jpg
52:01 <Maurice> 'It's not funny to make fun of lactose intolerant people'
53:00 <couleurs> 8===DCHeLsEa8===D8===DCHeLsEa8===D8===DCHeLsEa8===D8===DCHeLsEa8===D8===DCHeLsEa8===D8===DCHeLsEa8===D
53:06 <Serenity> LACK TOAST AND TOLERANCE
53:13 <Serenity> oh fuck ShadowLurker beat me
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53:42 <Serenity> wait
53:50 <Serenity> hes lactose intolerant but eating pizza pockets..
54:00 <DemonsRun> Bastardly_One: Why did the chicken cross the road?
54:01 <ShadowLurker> hes a liar
54:29 Join: ITaL^GuY ([email protected]) to #melbourne
55:00 <Serenity> to get away from Bastardly_One
55:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
56:00 <DemonsRun> Noooo
56:00 <Mew> DemonsRun how does the moon cut his hair?
56:00 <DemonsRun> Stop ruining my joke assholes
56:00 <DemonsRun> Idk how
56:00 <Mew> Eclipse it
56:00 <Mew> JAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAA
56:00 <DemonsRun> Lol!
56:11 * Excessive dcc's Saemon some Kit Kat
57:00 <DemonsRun> Why did Sally fall off the swing?
57:00 <Mew> why?
57:00 <DemonsRun> She had no arms
57:00 <DemonsRun> Knock knock
57:00 <Mew> whos there
57:00 <DemonsRun> Not Sally!!!
57:00 <DemonsRun> Hehehehehe
57:00 <Mew> hahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahaha
57:18 <Serenity> and he drinks a heap of milk etc
57:30 <Serenity> he couldnt lie straight in bed that cunt
57:44 <[Maverick]> haha
58:00 <DemonsRun> Bastardly_One: Why did the damn chicken cross the road?!
58:00 <Excessive> why did DemonsRun cross the road?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> why?
58:00 <DemonsRun> Stfu
58:00 <DemonsRun> To get to the faggots house
58:00 <Excessive> cause she couldn't get her dick outtah the chicken
58:29 <ShadowLurker> cos he hasnt any legs
58:39 <[Maverick]> I Am trying to work out where I was being a bully :(
58:52 <Serenity> who called you a bully
59:00 <couleurs> simba: 666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999666LiVeRPooL999
59:00 <DemonsRun> Knock knock
59:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't worth it you know :P
59:00 <Bastardly_One> who's there?
59:00 <Sponge> my pussy is pulsating 
59:00 <couleurs> Bastardly_One: 8===DCHeLsEa8===D8===DCHeLsEa8===D8===DCHeLsEa8===D8===DCHeLsEa8===D8===DCHeLsEa8===D8===DCHeLsEa8===D
59:00 <DemonsRun> The chicken >:)
59:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
59:00 <DemonsRun> More suited for beehhh 
59:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
59:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> chicken who
59:04 <ShadowLurker> legless
59:17 <Serenity> oh
59:48 <Maurice> This is like when Pieter told us he was diabetic but mainlining sugar
59:51 <Maurice> Now denies ever saying it
00:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> im chicken you out babyyyyy
00:00 <Mew> DemonsRun how do you make a tissue dance?
00:00 <DemonsRun> Lol!
00:00 <DemonsRun> Put a little boozy in it!
00:00 <DemonsRun> Boogy*
00:00 <Mew> oh daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayum
00:00 <DemonsRun> But I like the autocorrect
00:49 <Serenity> hahahah yeah
01:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10269652_1442617562643400_3950355243051023777_n.jpg
01:00 <Mew> that made me laugh so hard lol
01:00 <DemonsRun> Too smart for yewww
01:00 <DemonsRun> I dun get it :/
01:00 <Mew> omg
01:00 <Mew> keep looking
01:09 <Maurice> Or when he had morning tea with Uncle Chop Chop.. who was dead..
01:11 <Serenity> just ate 24 mars bars. but im diabetic
01:25 <Maurice> That would have been an awkward silence
01:42 <Fez> I ate dinner but im allergic to food
02:00 <Mew> when you get it you'll crack up laughing
02:00 <druff> thats a good one mew
02:00 <Mew> its brilliant LOL
02:01 <ShadowLurker> nah pieter has enough voices for the both of them
02:29 <Maurice> I can imagine him with his hand up a corpses arse pretending to speak for it
02:40 <Maurice> Anddd now I wont sleep tonight
02:58 <Maurice> 30 MINS TIL YOU WET YOUR PANTIES OVER STATHAM, ShadowLurker
03:00 <DemonsRun> Ohhhhhhhhhhh
03:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
03:00 <stebie> couleurs will never walk alone
03:00 <stebie> D:
03:00 <couleurs> thank u
03:00 <couleurs> pls beat those chavs
03:01 <Serenity> i think that convo about the diabetes stuff is wht made awolf think im diabetic
03:05 <Maurice> Better put on disposables
03:11 * ^pilot^ goes n has a smoke
03:14 <Serenity> i think he missed the part where i said my sister and mum are type 1 diabetics
03:15 <Maurice> Ohh probably
03:19 <Maurice> Coz GD lasts forever too
03:29 <Serenity> yeahh haha
03:32 * [Maverick] throws ^pilot^ a BIC lighter
03:43 <^pilot^> Thanks
04:00 <Mew> dwarfs and midgets have very little in common
04:00 <stebie> i want to go to england only to see an epl game in the flesh
04:00 <stebie> liverpool vs man utd
04:02 <Maurice> You should see the lighter my mum got from the petrol station
04:05 <Maurice> Its about 7 inches long
04:14 <Serenity> thats what she said
04:23 <Maurice> And about two across
04:27 <Maurice> The other end has a torch
04:32 <Maurice> If only dicks had a built in torch
04:38 <Maurice> THEY'D BE ABLE TO FIND THE G-SPOT
04:39 <Maurice> Bazinga
04:42 <Serenity> lolol
04:57 <Maurice> I made myself laugh with that
04:59 <Maurice> Thats sad
05:00 <couleurs> i hate mourinhoe
05:00 <couleurs> dickhaed
05:00 <Tolradi> cooper
05:00 <Tolradi> couleurs
05:00 <Tolradi> it's not ogre
05:00 <couleurs> it's never ogre
05:00 <Bastardly_One> the game starts 1am right?
05:00 <stebie> no now
05:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya 
05:58 <Serenity> cams only been gone a week calm down
06:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking site
06:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks
06:00 <stebie> lol
06:00 <couleurs> ...
06:00 <couleurs> worst chelsea fan ever
06:00 <stebie> ye
06:00 <Bastardly_One> :O
06:00 <stebie> yep
06:00 <Bastardly_One> me?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I
06:20 <Maurice> Not even a fully week until tomorrow
06:27 <Maurice> Fully week..
06:28 <Maurice> Full*
06:30 <stebie> who's cam?
06:34 <Maurice> Some hobo
06:35 <Serenity> her husband
06:39 <stebie> ah ye
06:40 <Maurice> And that
06:48 <stebie> wait, what?
06:55 <Serenity> she killed him
06:56 <stebie> Maurice is female?
07:00 <couleurs> fuck off schwarzer
07:00 <couleurs> thank u
07:00 <stebie> lol
07:01 <Serenity> LOL.
07:01 <Maurice> No
07:03 <Maurice> Don't be ridic
07:11 <stebie> stop confusing me
07:19 <Serenity> Maurice is a lady
07:21 <dematerialised> Maurice has hairier nipples than me
07:30 <Maurice> Fuck off m8
07:33 <stebie> a lady, but not female
07:33 <Maurice> I waxed them earlier
07:47 Quit: ITaL^GuY ([email protected]) Quit:
07:48 <stebie> wtfm8
07:53 <Serenity> lol
08:00 <stebie> where's his headgear
08:00 <beehhh> she cooked chicken curry for me
08:09 <Maurice> A female, but not a lady
08:22 <stebie> i know this place has all kinds of weird, but c'mon...
08:26 <dematerialised> im whatever you want me 2 be bb
08:29 <dematerialised> ;)
08:44 <Maurice> I chucked a blanket on the kitten, she's acting like Harry Houdini trying to escape
09:00 <couleurs> in da bin
09:00 <couleurs> already playing for time and it's only 5 mins in jesus
09:00 <stebie> lol
10:00 <couleurs> give them all a yellow
10:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno where you got I was a Chelsea supporter from
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a Liverpool supporter
10:00 <stebie> chelsea's physio chick is alright
11:00 <stebie> keep injuring them so i can see her more
11:00 <stebie> ^_^
11:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
11:00 <couleurs> yea she a baeb
11:14 <Serenity> lol
11:16 <Serenity> haaalp
11:19 <Serenity> i's stuck
12:00 <stebie> found a stream yet Bastardly_One?
12:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> especally groin injuries
12:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> perhaps a deep tissue massge
12:00 <stebie> yesss
12:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> they'll just sit back and think of football
12:00 <Q{{> http://i.imgur.com/abJIRJ1.jpg
13:00 <Q{{> wth
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah finally
13:00 <Q{{> http://youtu.be/evd6NTD1wf4
13:00 <Bastardly_One> took a few shos
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Spider Crabs vs. Stingray (Mar 25, 2012) 4:19 - Category: Pets and Animals - 1,632,748 views - 6,744 likes (96.5%), 242 dislikes (3.5%)
13:00 <couleurs> gole!!!!!!!
13:00 <stebie> :O
14:00 <couleurs> crap
14:00 <Bastardly_One> a few goes too
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I meant took a few shots
14:00 <Bastardly_One> to get one
14:00 <couleurs> i hate mourinhoe
14:00 <Bastardly_One> this isn't homework but oh well 
15:00 <stebie> i guess people aren't aware when they set their quit message as "G-Lined" it's not the same as an actual g-line...
16:00 <couleurs> cum
16:00 <Tolradi> stebie don't ruin the illusion
16:00 <stebie> ._.
16:00 <stebie> kk
18:00 <beehhh> good
18:00 <couleurs> lol
18:00 <couleurs> sakho u suk
18:28 <PandasDontDrive> mmm sanga
19:00 <couleurs> wb emma missed u
19:00 <emma> thx
20:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> emma dont ever leave again
20:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i got abandonment issues
20:00 <couleurs> aw shit score already
21:00 <emma> sorry i had a update... i wont update again
21:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> yeah, be like your os. dont change sweetie
21:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> liek u how u r
21:00 <couleurs> me 2
22:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> <TheRon> me 3
22:00 <Mew> emma what did the green grape say to the purple grape?
22:00 <Mew> breathe u idiot!!!!!
23:00 <stebie> why is chelsea wasting so much time :/
23:00 <stebie> it's bloody early
23:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=535582336574502&set=vb.382646855201385&type=2&theater
23:00 <couleurs> that's their genius tactics
23:00 <couleurs> waste time or defend for 85 mins
23:00 <stebie> ahhh
24:00 <stebie> that's why they're the number 1 defending side... just don't play the game.
24:00 <beehhh> it was like alien vs predator to me
25:59 Quit: Excessive ([email protected]) Quit: So we all have this, but are you controlling it or is it controlling you?!
26:00 <couleurs> sterling is gr8
26:00 <couleurs> where's suarez
26:00 <DemonsRun> Does anyone here script?
26:00 <couleurs> cmon teeth
26:00 <stebie> slip n slide
27:00 <couleurs> heh there's nearly 40k on this stream
27:00 <stebie> ppl?
27:00 <beehhh> i hate public vanues
28:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/1969397_10154165402725045_4390393452833113375_n.jpg
29:00 <couleurs> ya
29:00 <couleurs> just got shut down whoops i jinxed it
30:00 <Bastardly_One> even though I'm a Liverpool supporter
30:00 <Bastardly_One> the chelsea dude I know might be right
30:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a tiny bit of acting
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but cool 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
30:51 Join: Excessive ([email protected]) to #melbourne
31:00 <couleurs> cmon gerrerzed
32:00 <couleurs> fucken score!!!!
32:00 <Q{{> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExV4b77qfww
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: World's Deadliest - Hermit Crab vs. Conch (Mar 22, 2012) 3:01 - - 2,123,252 views - 6,569 likes (96.6%), 231 dislikes (3.4%)
32:46 Join: Bonny ([email protected]) to #melbourne
32:48 <Bonny> yo
33:00 <couleurs> ba u suk
33:00 <DemonsRun> So no one can read irc script?
33:00 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/GXLFyis.png
33:00 <Saemon> hola mah beetches
33:00 <doctor> who would win, a flower or a sponge?
33:05 <Excessive> ohai
33:09 * Bonny tickles Serenity's balls
33:25 <Bonny> how are you, Excessive?
33:58 <Excessive> ummmmmmmmm ............. merry
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I just noticed my feed is NBC
34:00 <Tolradi> Saemon
34:00 <Tolradi> hi friend
34:00 <Saemon> <doctor> who
34:00 <Saemon> dr. who
34:00 <Saemon> lol
34:00 <Saemon> JARVIS
34:00 <Q{{> [Maverick], my hermit crab link is better
34:08 <Bonny> good to read
35:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/X3syHee.gif
36:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
40:00 <couleurs> so many half chances
40:00 <Q{{> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDT0xSsrVIg
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: World's Deadliest - Gelada vs. Gelada (Apr 30, 2012) 5:23 - - 1,380,988 views - 1,862 likes (90.8%), 189 dislikes (9.2%)
40:48 <Serenity> hey bon
41:00 <Q{{> ear flick 
41:00 <Q{{> lol
41:00 <Q{{> he falls for ear flick
41:00 <Q{{> good one
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but it's not from trying
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it's from those bastard defenders
41:04 <Bonny> hey Serenity.. :)
41:44 * BaD_BoY_69 slaps Bonny around a bit with a large trout
44:00 <couleurs> fukc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
45:13 Quit: DrGore ([email protected]) Quit: Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
47:00 <couleurs> y r they doing this
47:00 <couleurs> suarez y u no score y
47:00 <couleurs> r u dum
48:49 <Excessive> I jus craacked 6 eggs into the fryin pan
48:54 <Excessive> -a
48:59 Quit: DemonsRun ([email protected]) Client exited
49:02 <Bonny> that's too many
49:51 <BlackDevil> you have to drink them raw
49:59 <Excessive> that's dinner
50:09 <Bonny> still too many
52:00 <Fez> Go team
53:00 <Saemon> if u typ luk dis i automatikally fink u r dum
53:00 <stebie> :O
53:41 <Excessive> soz, I haven't told the full story, that'd be breakfast, lunch and dinner*
54:00 <Bastardly_One> If I'm still here 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me when the second half starts
54:00 <stebie> usually in 15 minutes?
54:00 <Sponge> who is asher keedie
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm supposed to be up at 7am so I thought I'd take a whole two val
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah what a stupid thing to say 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> nevermind me 
55:00 <stebie> Sponge, the starring chick in the tv show offspring
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm stressed on something so my brain's being stupid
55:00 <couleurs> wtf gerrerd
55:00 <Sponge> never seen it. i thought she was from the band
55:00 <Sponge> then thought that was unlikely
55:00 <stebie> couleurs did you not like the goal
55:57 <Bonny> so ya gonna have the 3 meals all in one?
56:00 <couleurs> wrong side scored
56:00 <couleurs> thank u
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that was really ... a strange half
56:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed
56:00 <couleurs> ba is shit
56:00 <stebie> time for shower
56:00 <couleurs> always scores dumb goles
56:00 <Bastardly_One> this is not going to be pretty
56:00 <couleurs> always lucky
56:06 <Bonny> still too many
56:16 <Bonny> you shouldn't eat more than 2 eggs in 1 day
57:00 <couleurs> crying
57:24 <BlackDevil> maybe he should drink seamen
58:00 <couleurs> atchoo
58:00 <Liinda> bless you
58:00 <couleurs> hi Liinda 
58:00 <Liinda> hai couleurs
58:00 <Fez> Fark
58:00 <Bastardly_One> why are you on so late and hi
58:00 <Liinda> Hi fezzlesness
58:18 <Bonny> lol
59:00 <Liinda> oh hi Bastardly_One... i was making my own muesli bars
59:00 <Bastardly_One> oh nice
59:00 <Fez> Heya liindizzle
59:00 <Liinda> yeah first time i have attempted these ones. think i may have slightly browned them alittle too much
59:00 <Liinda> thankfully not burnt tho
59:07 <slower> Bonny you are a hard woman
59:11 Join: Googie85 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
59:22 <Bonny> am I? ok
59:37 <slower> only 2 eggs a day?
59:42 <Bonny> not everyday
59:46 <Maurice> I don't eat that much for breakfast, lunch and dinner
59:49 <Maurice> That seems.. Excessive
59:58 <Bonny> eggs are overloaded with cholesterol
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