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14:00 <smallBob> i hate being short, can i do anthing about it? and does anyone else here who is short feel the same?
16:00 <slower> i just hang out with people shorter than me
17:00 <smallBob> yeah  well its not really gonna change anything
17:00 <smallBob> how short are u?
18:00 <smallBob> and its hard to find someone shorter than me
18:00 <smallBob> im only 149 cm tall
19:00 <smallBob> please tell me
19:00 <slower> if you have a nice personality, you will be big/tall in other peoples eyes
20:00 <Loof> short guys with normal height women look odd
21:00 <Bonny> what's normal height?
21:00 <smallBob> im 149 cm tall and 36 kg man,  should i not worry about my stature?
22:00 <Loof> just get rick
22:00 <Loof> all women want money
22:00 <Loof> rich
22:00 <Loof> *
22:00 <Bonny> I don't
22:00 <smallBob> Bonnys a hippie
22:00 <Bonny> lol
23:00 <slower> only other thing i can think of, use stilts :)
23:00 <Loof> there's always midgets
23:00 <Loof> they're pretty hot
23:00 <Loof> :P
24:00 <smallBob> would u go out with me Loof?
25:00 <smallBob> im a guy tho
25:00 <Loof> so am i
25:00 <Loof> sorry dude
25:00 <Loof> i'll got out with you if you buy me one of these though: http://www.wacom.com/en/au/creative/cintiq-13-hd
25:00 <Loof> the things i'll do for one of them
30:00 <PietSAbabe> And on that my children , I am going to go sleep up side down
30:00 <PietSAbabe> Your daddy is Batman
48:00 <Scramble> raspberry m&ms are the shit
49:00 <smallBob> crap
49:00 <smallBob> all the same shit
11:00 <beehhh> shiiiiiiiiiiit
12:00 <runnerguy> waaaaa
12:00 <beehhh> gimme back my life
12:00 <runnerguy> nah man its gone get used to it
13:00 <beehhh> the one you took off me
13:00 <beehhh> seven year ago
14:00 <doctor> runnerguy is right beehhh
14:00 <beehhh> and...in earth people only care for vengance, anarchy and torture
15:00 <beehhh> he she you & I
16:00 <beehhh> makes us we
17:00 <runnerguy> oh shit 
22:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Yaq06FxkG0&feature=kp
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Reef - Place Your Hand (Dec 25, 2008) 3:41 - Category: Music - 192,277 views - 582 likes (96.7%), 20 dislikes (3.3%)
22:00 <beehhh> tony abbott in japan
22:00 <doctor> evening Saemon
23:00 <simba> hey its runnerguy where is cosmo 
23:00 <runnerguy> who tho farkin is cosmo
25:00 <Saemon> yo do 
25:00 <Saemon> doc
25:00 <simba> runnerguy speedruns games blindfolded
25:00 <beehhh> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t31.0-8/1614080_10152435037318646_2864159736396647146_o.jpg
25:00 <doctor> not a sign of life left in any of them
25:00 <beehhh> james packer
26:00 <doctor> it even looks like they're at a cemetery with those weird stone sculptures behind them
27:00 <beehhh> you guys should learn chinese as an optional will be needed
28:00 <beehhh> but its their japanese garden
29:00 <runnerguy> yea
33:00 <beehhh> are french widely spoken in canada or not require to mastered
36:00 <simba> is french*
36:00 <beehhh> where is my french fries
37:00 <beehhh> frenchformer IV
38:00 <beehhh> fkn french ya
39:00 <doctor> it's english speaking, but it's not just linguistics you need to worry about. English is a troublesom language
39:00 <beehhh> one Omy french gf got killed in brisbane river
39:00 <runnerguy> yeah brisbane does that to frenchys
40:00 <beehhh> only troublesome when its coming out from a chinese lecturer
40:00 <beehhh> *french
41:00 <doctor> if you'd like to get a better grasp of the west you should study its history
42:00 <doctor> words simply don't cut it this day and age
42:00 <beehhh> <beehhh> 23 f coolangatta
42:00 <beehhh> <runnerguy> surfy chick eh
43:00 <runnerguy> tell me im wrong
43:00 <runnerguy> ;)
43:00 <simba> lololololololol
43:00 <doctor> you're doing it wrong, he's gay
43:00 <beehhh> your never wrong
43:00 <simba> beehhh is a 38 year old man who has a trannie boyfriend
44:00 <simba> penalty!!!!!!!
45:00 <runnerguy> penalty?
46:00 <runnerguy> fuck it im in
46:00 <beehhh> ok no penalty then we are square
46:00 <simba> beehhh would love to suck off stevie g
47:00 <runnerguy> in so lost right now
47:00 <simba> i cant believe youre using the nick runnerguy but have no idea who runnerguy is
47:00 <simba> do you just like running or something
47:00 <runnerguy> yeah
47:00 <simba> 4:1)
48:00 <PietSAbabe>   Casino time woop bbl
48:00 <simba> lol
48:00 <PietSAbabe> You gay people you!
48:00 <runnerguy> who is runnerguy then if its not me
49:00 <simba> some american 
49:00 <runnerguy> americans are shit
49:00 <simba> i no
49:00 <simba> theyre a real problem
50:00 <runnerguy> well i got his name now so he can fuck right off
50:00 <Praj> why dont you fuck off runnerguy you idiot
50:00 <simba> lol
50:00 <simba> everton 3 - arsenal 0
50:00 <runnerguy> qq
50:00 <beehhh> runnerguy is a fugitive on the run after murdered his french girl friend
50:00 <Maurice> Arsenal thinks they can just walk it in
50:00 <runnerguy> oh sweet i hate frechys
50:00 <simba> they cant any more!!!!!
51:00 <runnerguy> great so ive taken on the persona of some homocidal maniac
51:00 <runnerguy> awsm
51:00 <beehhh> his mum was urging to turn himself on the nearest cop shop as he got some serious mental issues with beautiful women
51:00 <runnerguy> whoa
51:00 <runnerguy> your kidding me
52:00 <Maurice> What was Wegner thinking sending Walcott on that early
53:00 <beehhh> PietSAbabe barely could walk to downstair after amount of dose of pill he have had on his system
53:00 <runnerguy> whooze PietSAbabe 
53:00 <simba> i miss watching walcott 
54:00 <simba> pieter is that guy who wasnt active in here but had to tell us what hes doing because he has no real friends and has to pit himself up against users of this chatroom
55:00 <Maurice> Stfu
55:00 <Maurice> All of you
55:00 <runnerguy> alright you lot are fucked up
55:00 <runnerguy> yeah werd
55:00 <simba> wait
56:00 <doctor> what do expect at this time?
56:00 <simba> your name is pieter?
56:00 <Maurice> Don't 'werd' me, when you can't even spell it.
56:00 <beehhh> i reckon hes still in his sleeping box dreamt about visiting casino room hotel proxing packer's new girl friend
56:00 <runnerguy> oh sorry, i meant w3rd 
57:00 <doctor> 'werd' her. don't applogise
57:00 <Maurice> Don't do any of it.
57:00 <Praj> Maurice stop pretending you know soccer
57:00 <doctor> do it all and add some more
58:00 <Maurice> Praj, you stupid fucktard, lrn to ITC
58:00 <simba> what is soccer
58:00 <beehhh> its so hot cant put on socks and my pajamas wet so i want new jocks Pieters new slogan
58:00 <Maurice> Says the tranny fucker
58:00 <simba> Pieter: One hit at a time
59:00 <beehhh> yeah i fucker her in the arse so whats with you
59:00 <Praj> fuck off beehhh
59:00 <Praj> you sick fuck
59:00 <beehhh> she shoves it in
59:00 <Praj> fuck what has happened to this place its gone to the dogs
59:00 <Praj> who the fuck is Maurice?
00:00 <beehhh> i heard shes a tranny
00:00 <Maurice> I am me
00:00 <Maurice> No beehhh, I'm not a tranny that will lower my standards and bone you.
00:00 <doctor> enough of that please Praj, it's not the same as you imagine it apparently
01:00 <beehhh> also i'd love to munch on your pecker if you got one
01:00 <Maurice> Listen, homo, go fuck yourself
02:00 <beehhh> already am my pecker is shoved into my butthole for you
02:00 <Maurice> Also, this place was already at dog level
02:00 <beehhh> who lets the dog out whoo whoo whooa
03:00 <Maurice> Ugh
03:00 <Praj> lol
03:00 <Praj> Maurice is a dog
03:00 <Maurice> Woof
03:00 <doctor> dogs got to scunge around some here
03:00 <beehhh> meow
03:00 <simba> "who lets the dog out, who, who, whoa"
04:00 <Q{{_m4lads> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5WJJVSE_BE
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ballad of the Green Berets - [HD] - - - SSGT Barry SADLER (Jun 26, 2011) 2:46 - Category: Music - 1,223,595 views - 5,278 likes (97%), 164 dislikes (3%)
04:00 <Maurice> To be honest, I'm more of a cat than a dog..
04:00 <Praj> you seem more of a retard than an animal
05:00 <Praj> what has happened to austnet
05:00 <Maurice> Yeah, I can see how I type like both an animal AND a retard..
05:00 <doctor> be honest praj, it's no different
05:00 <simba> why r u mad Praj did u have a bad weekend
05:00 <doctor> probably for the same reason you left in the first place
05:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9kDqQkUZJs
05:00 <Maurice> Minus the punctuation
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dog mating with cat! (Mar 5, 2012) 3:47 - Category: Pets and Animals - 1,175,198 views - 518 likes (53.1%), 457 dislikes (46.9%)
08:00 <Praj> i see BlackDevil is still here 
09:00 <Praj> and Kynetic the associate creep
10:00 <beehhh> cat was loving it
10:00 <Maurice> I see you leaving
10:00 <Maurice> Like in 35 seconds
10:00 <beehhh> no...
11:00 <Loof> cuntdribble
11:00 <Maurice> Don't tell me no, beehhh, you're so close to joining it
11:00 <beehhh> i thought it was me ya banning
11:00 <simba> beehhhs up all night to get banned
11:00 <beehhh> i m leaving now goodnite
12:00 <druff> if ya dad doesnt have a beard
12:00 <BlackDevil> i hate that
12:00 <druff> cuntdrible?
12:00 <druff> just lick it up
12:00 <Maurice> That cuts me
13:00 <Loof> meh still better than assjuice
13:00 <druff> someone knows
13:00 <druff> ta loof
14:00 <Q{{_m4lads> insightful knowledge and valuable contribution
14:00 <Loof> which is still better than cocksyrup
15:00 <druff> q hi
15:00 <druff> want more insight?
15:00 <druff> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmFnarFSj_U
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: THE BEARDS - If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Beard, You've Got Two Mums (Film Clip - 2009) (Oct 27, 2009) 3:50 - Category: Music - 1,866,242 views - 16,439 likes (98.3%), 279 dislikes (1.7%)
15:00 <druff> i thought you said yes
15:00 <druff> you didnt say no...
16:00 <Loof> i miss my facepubes
16:00 <druff> you guys want awesome?
16:00 <druff> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOlDewpCfZQ
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Axis of Awesome: 4 Chords Official Music Video (Jul 20, 2011) 6:20 - Category: Comedy - 17,563,929 views - 232,930 likes (99%), 2,242 dislikes (1%)
16:00 <druff> must hear
16:00 <beehhh> sleeping is healing and garlic oil capsules by herbs of gold
16:00 <druff> just try it for 1 min all
17:00 <Loof> prefer real garlic
17:00 <Loof> mmm garlic
17:00 <druff> so does ya face!
17:00 <druff>  :P
17:00 <beehhh> i cook my pasta with chilli garlic in oil
17:00 <Loof> yum
17:00 <Loof> chilli
17:00 <Loof> love it
17:00 <Maurice> Well then
17:00 <Saemon> http://cracker.com.au/melbourne-vic/erotic/escorts-adult-services/melbourne-escort-jessica-putri/404213382/advert.htm?advertcategory=82&search=true&region=8&return=1&pageno=1
17:00 <Saemon> i want to see her
17:00 <Saemon> but only does minimum of 2 hours for $500
17:00 <Saemon> holy fuck
18:00 <Loof> try thai food
18:00 <Loof> so good
18:00 <beehhh> i scramble eggs with organic turmeric and chilli lemon
18:00 <Maurice> She will look at your sorry state and decline
18:00 <dematerialised> jessica putrid
18:00 <Saemon> Maurice not she wont thats bad business
19:00 <beehhh> study shows turmeric reduces the tumor in mice surprisingly [citition needed]
19:00 <Maurice> Yeah, she will
19:00 <doctor> Maurice you're such a sour puss. Saemon, $500 is a bit steep
19:00 <Saemon> she will take me if she wants money for dinner to and to feed her 6 kids or her crack addiction or something
19:00 <Maurice> doctor, eat a dicl
19:00 <Maurice> Dick
19:00 <simba> the fuck?? she looks like a fucking trannie
19:00 <Maurice> I am female, I know what i'd do for cash
19:00 <Saemon> bs
19:00 <Saemon> she looks like carmen electra simba
19:00 <Maurice> I wouldn't do Saemon.
19:00 <simba> dont fall for those overpriced victorian whores
20:00 <BlackDevil> hide your kids
20:00 <BlackDevil> hide your wife
20:00 <doctor> you're not a whore Maurice, of course you wouldn't
20:00 <simba> she genuinely looks male
20:00 <Maurice> Holy fuck. I think I just got a compliment
20:00 <Maurice> Swoon
21:00 <Q{{_m4lads> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jens_Stoltenberg
21:00 <Saemon> http://cracker.com.au/melbourne-vic/erotic/escorts-adult-services/rose-new-to-town-from-the-country-and-keen-to-have-fun-11-16th-april/404212528/advert.htm?advertcategory=82&search=true&region=205&return=1&pageno=1
21:00 <Saemon> wtf
22:00 <doctor> I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not
22:00 <Saemon> bitch wants $130 for 30mins
22:00 <Saemon> tell her shes dreamin
22:00 <Saemon> its sad that someone her age is doing something like this
22:00 <Maurice> \I wasn't
22:00 <Saemon> prostitution is a young womens game/
23:00 <Maurice> I was happy someone thinks I look like a girl
23:00 <doctor> Oh well then, good
23:00 <Saemon> once u get old u dont look attractive, hence u dont get customers
23:00 <simba> what about people that prefer older women?
23:00 <simba> idiot
24:00 <Loof> turmeric also treats depression beehhh
24:00 <Loof> you can never have too much turmeric
24:00 <Maurice> Go me https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/13470_436784420843_4592148_n.jpg
24:00 <Saemon> and how many is there of that?
24:00 <Maurice> Kinda
24:00 <Saemon> grandma fetish
24:00 <simba> hundreds and thousands
24:00 <Saemon> yuk
24:00 <Saemon> how would u know this simba?
24:00 <simba> youre an idiot
24:00 <Saemon> no you are
24:00 <Saemon> your talkin outta yo ass boi
24:00 <Maurice> You both are
24:00 <Saemon> stfu before i slap your face
25:00 <Loof> turmeric every day you'll live to 120
25:00 <druff> i dont have kids or a wife
25:00 <Loof> and keep up the garlic :)
25:00 <simba> are you asking me how i know there are people out there that like older women?
25:00 <simba> because im not a sheltered loner
25:00 <Saemon> u reaid it right the first time bitch
25:00 <Saemon> im not a loner i got friends
25:00 <simba> you are a very closed off person and you like stereotypical things like bleach blonde sluts
25:00 <Saemon> loof is my friend
25:00 <Maurice> REAID
26:00 <druff> yea
26:00 <druff> its about the garlic
26:00 <simba> the world out there is bigger than youll ever know
26:00 <doctor> that's the look of someone with something to be said
26:00 <Saemon> http://cracker.com.au/melbourne-vic/erotic/escorts-adult-services/hot-blonde-20-yr-old-nymph-alex-hendrix/404202488/advert.htm?advertcategory=82&search=true&region=8&return=1&pageno=4
26:00 <Saemon> thats true simba, the comment about me liking beath blonde sluts ^
26:00 <Saemon> im gona see her
26:00 <Saemon> :P
26:00 <Saemon> $250 hlf hr 
26:00 <simba> i know its true
26:00 <simba> youre gross
26:00 <simba> u dont need to tell me its true
27:00 <Q{{_m4lads> lol druff u better get busy then :D
27:00 <Loof> dandruff
27:00 <Loof> ew
27:00 <druff> dont want either
27:00 <druff> or
27:00 <druff> they better get busy
27:00 <Q{{_m4lads> i make u
27:00 <druff> .. hey ladies :P
27:00 <druff> lol
27:00 <simba> she looks bogan as fuck
27:00 <simba> looks like a bikies daughter operating on meth
27:00 <Maurice> Thats so terrible
27:00 <Maurice> How dare you
28:00 <druff> i mean
28:00 <druff> ..
28:00 <druff> hey kynetic babe, you free tonight?
29:00 <Loof> picks the dandruff out of his dad's pubes with his teeth, and the name "druff" sort of stuck, his relos think it's cute. oh yeah they're like that, didn't you know?
29:00 <Q{{_m4lads> pls note in addition to #villainsacademy, i also do classes for #charmacademy
29:00 <druff> man
29:00 <druff> i wish you didnt tell everyone loof
29:00 <Q{{_m4lads> <-- also knows a lot of tricks for turning men gay
29:00 <druff> now i gotta change nicks
29:00 <beehhh> 127,532 Darwin, Population vs 4.077 million Melbourne, Population
29:00 <simba> oWnEd
30:00 <druff> you fkn spoiler
30:00 <Loof> did it work on BlackDevil?
30:00 <Loof> or is he too into donkeys?
30:00 <druff> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdOwFTo4Q3I
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Evil Eddie - Queensland (Nov 1, 2010) 3:52 - Category: Music - 231,802 views - 1,157 likes (97%), 36 dislikes (3%)
30:00 <Q{{_m4lads> oh he been chasing me for ages
30:00 <Loof> lol
31:00 <Loof> you tease
31:00 <druff> come to qld
31:00 <druff> :P
31:00 <Q{{_m4lads> but he isnt famous enuf
31:00 <beehhh> 31 times more populated
32:00 <Loof> imagine how shit darwins internet must be
32:00 <beehhh> no wonder nothing's stady there
32:00 <druff> prolly better
32:00 <beehhh> before i was stupid n dumb not anymore
32:00 <druff> not as busy
32:00 <druff> exchanges further though
32:00 <druff> hmm
32:00 <beehhh> qld is a state of lightening on the hea
33:00 <druff> totes
33:00 <beehhh> whats wrong with darwin mate
33:00 <Saemon> http://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/22400420/outrage-as-video-emerges-of-youth-swinging-around-elderly-woman/
33:00 <Saemon> dudes a legend
33:00 <beehhh> seems sustainable
33:00 <Loof> darwin has too many abos for my liking
33:00 <Loof> they don't like white ppl
33:00 <Loof> not safe
34:00 <Loof> get speared lol
34:00 <Saemon> boomeranged
34:00 <Loof> yep
34:00 <Saemon> digeridood
35:00 <Loof> or killed by the agony of hearing a didgeridoo
35:00 <Loof> lol yep
35:00 <Saemon> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2009-01-11/man-attacked-with-didgeridoo/262504
35:00 <Loof> lol
36:00 <Loof> just a typical night on the sniff
37:00 <Saemon> lol
37:00 <Saemon> now i know why they always at petrol stations
37:00 <Saemon> n paint aisle at bunnings
38:00 <Loof> i remember as a kid seeing this big fat old abo woman with a petrol tin hanging from around her neck belt herself unconcious with a chain
38:00 <Loof> freaked me out
38:00 <Loof> on 60 minutes
39:00 <Saemon> lmao
40:00 <Loof> not my idea, but i wanna do it: an iphone app for the children in aboriginal communities called "where did he touch you" so they can point out on screen where their father/uncle touched them
40:00 <Loof> could see if i could get funding from the government
41:00 <Loof> could help police communicate with them
55:00 <simba> OMG
57:00 <dudz> me?
59:00 <Q{{_m4lads> http://www.bbc.com/travel/slideshow/20140325-ten-exciting-events-not-to-miss-in-april
59:00 <beehhh> so good im gonna cry
59:00 <simba> oh god not you beagle clone
00:00 <Q{{_m4lads> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqOQfZpm4NE
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Das Penis Festival „Kanamara Matsuri" in Japan (Apr 14, 2013) 2:15 - Category: Entertainment - 15,203 views - 20 likes (74.1%), 7 dislikes (25.9%)
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> da fuq
01:00 <simba> fuk u
02:00 <simba> gole
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
02:00 <Q{{_m4lads> oops wrong channel and universe
02:00 <simba> yep ur in the wrong server yank
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> hope my american gamers are online
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> *waits*
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> *WAITS A SECOND LONGER*
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf is with it being 2:34
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> in my room it says 3:34
05:00 <dudz> i took dmt last night simba, my brain was being really shit, what really happend was i was drinking and worked myself up, went for a walk and knocked on this chap i know around the corner
05:00 <dudz> that was pretty fucked up, his house is all trashed
05:00 <dudz> ment to be going for a bush walk with him today
05:00 <simba> lol
06:00 <Loof> you manage to game on us servers?
06:00 <Loof> i try on bf4 on pc
06:00 <Loof> and it's like 300ms lag
06:00 <Loof> :(
06:00 <simba> you took dmt whilst on alcohol?
06:00 <dudz> yep
06:00 <simba> dude
06:00 <simba> thats awful
06:00 <simba> you cant mix something great like that with that poison
06:00 <simba> it ruins trips
06:00 <simba> was it good at all
06:00 <dudz> the weed i had with it made me feel the worst i think
06:00 <simba> beer then grass ur on ur ass
06:00 <simba> they just dont mix
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> ANSWER ME
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> UNDER THE OSPICIS OF IT BEING LATER, THAT'S WHY I WENT TO BED AT 10PM
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> DID I SPELL OSPICIS CORRECTLY? PROBABLY NOT.
07:00 <simba> leave drinking to the bogans
07:00 <dudz> i mean i felt fine physically, it was just all mentally
07:00 <dudz> weed fucks me up cause i dont dot hat anymore
07:00 <dudz> but anyway, when the dmt hit, it was so crazy
07:00 <dudz> i had a fair bit of halucinations
08:00 <dudz> but then i started geting paranoid afer, and as i was walking around this guys house, it felt like , this guys just fucked his parents house up basically
08:00 <dudz> i can't explain just how fucked up it was, i'm still trying to process it
10:00 <dudz> i was stumbling around the place went to the bathroom, his toilet seat fell off, i was makign so much noise
10:00 <simba> lol
10:00 <simba> sounds like a good trip
11:00 <simba> gole
11:00 <simba> not
11:00 <dudz> i felt like his toilet was talking to me and moaning at me and shit while i was pissing into it
12:00 <dudz> more like his toilet was alive, and moaning, hmm, it was like a female, just takes all this shit chucked into it and doesnt' get treated properly, like with how the seat fell off when iwent to move it
12:00 <dudz> the toilets like used to geting bashed or something
12:00 <dudz> anyway that was my experience.
13:00 <beehhh> boats boats n more boats
13:00 <simba> you likened the toilet to a woman? lol
13:00 <simba> u musta been ~~Out of UrE MindD*
13:00 <dudz> yep
13:00 <simba> im playing clipse 4 some reason
13:00 <dudz> nice
13:00 <dudz> never heard of it
14:00 <beehhh> they are comming from parallel universe
14:00 <dudz> yeah just the weed, fuck that 
14:00 <dudz> i realised someshit though last night anyway
14:00 <simba> Lᴇɢᴀʟɪᴢᴇ Gᴀʏ Wᴇᴇᴅʟᴇ
14:00 <dudz> thats what i wanted to achieve
15:00 <dudz> my findings, i never actually really relax, 
15:00 <dudz> i could tell because from what i took, i kept trying to fight it like i always do, i can never just let go and enjoy anything
15:00 <dudz> my mind just takes it as a challenge to fight whatever state of mind change is trying to acure
16:00 <dudz> thats why i'm so negative about so many things, because i'm just fucked up and i can't enjoy things in the same way
17:00 <Loof> fuck it i'm not getting a ps3
17:00 <Loof> ps4 it is
17:00 <Loof> with fifa 14
17:00 <Loof> and bf4
17:00 <dudz> it's something i've done for a reason anyway, it's benificial in some places but i have no idea what anymore, i need a job though, the more time i spend with you guys, i'm just going to blame it all on you's cause that way it's better.
18:00 <dudz> i really don't want to go hangout with this guy again tomorrow
18:00 <dudz> it all started from this girl i like really
18:00 <simba> well why are you fighting a mind altering drug from doing its thing? dont you want to trip?
18:00 <dudz> she asked me the othernight if i could get her weed, and now i'm talking to all these dickhead people again
18:00 <simba> let it go
18:00 <simba> let the drug consume u
18:00 <simba> u wont lose ur mind
18:00 <simba> youll get it back
19:00 <simba> just temporarily lose it
19:00 <dudz> yeah, i think its because i live with my parents
19:00 <dudz> if i come home and i'm in a state, my mum will look at me and get upset
19:00 <dudz> she prevents me from having fun basically, and being able to enjoy things, its so fucked up living at home 
20:00 <beehhh> every blackman here coping free roots
20:00 <beehhh> big dicks are highly valued among girls
20:00 <dudz> because i'm so worried about upsetting her all the time
20:00 <simba> cant you come back all fucked and just say youre exhausted from skating or w/e
20:00 <simba> does she interrogate you
20:00 <dudz> yeah she'll know its because of something
20:00 <dudz> i didn't want to go upstairsr when i got home
21:00 <simba> get an alienware laptop
21:00 <dudz> she behavour monitors
21:00 <dudz> she noticed when housemate started being a pothead
21:00 <dudz> the changes in his behavour
22:00 <dudz> she'll just know anyway and it will upset her, and that worries me and makes me upset
22:00 <dudz> and i'm always fighting my mental state
23:00 <dudz> gonna eat something
25:00 <beehhh> same guy in 300 n in captain america
25:00 <simba> http://player.vimeo.com/video/90639613
25:00 <simba> all suarez goles gr8 vid!!!
30:00 <dudz> so simba do you understand yet?
31:00 <dudz> do you see now why i have to call you names and take out everything on #melbourne members?
31:00 <simba> lol
31:00 <simba> no
31:00 <dudz> oh
31:00 <simba> i dont see how you have to take it out on a chatroom tbh
31:00 <simba> we arent your mum
31:00 <simba> vent on a punching bag or something
32:00 <dudz> to weak
32:00 <dudz> i can only do things weak people do
32:00 <simba> youre too weak to punch a bag?
32:00 <dudz> yep
32:00 <simba> are you 70?
32:00 <dudz> my arms arn't designed for punshing 
32:00 <dudz> i use them for catching not the other way 
32:00 <simba> thats because you havent tried, clearly
32:00 <dudz> i'm 85kg atm
32:00 <dudz> oh you ment age wise hey
33:00 <beehhh> ????
33:00 <simba> yeah
33:00 <dudz> i'm just used to thinking about weight cause i'm a faggot
33:00 <simba> youre not a 70 year old man
33:00 <dudz> ok then i guess i should answer truthfully, i am too lazy to punch a punching bag, and also, its upstairs on the balcony and i have to see my mum if i go up there cause she usually hangs out around there doing the washing or in the kitchen or something female to that nature
34:00 <simba> ¿
34:00 <simba> u r lazy
34:00 <simba> its easy to just insult people in a chatroom instead of fight your mental demons
34:00 <simba> right??
34:00 <dudz> yep
34:00 <simba> well understanding is the first step to improvement
34:00 <dudz> its easier to just type hurtful things in this channel
35:00 <Timelord> Hi
35:00 <simba> do you care what we think of you?
35:00 <dudz> i don't want a job in the area people want me to work in
35:00 <simba> same
35:00 <dudz> i am so much better than alot of people, beagle is right, but he just fucks up with his execution of those thoughts
35:00 <simba> beagle?
35:00 <simba> whats he got to do with it
35:00 <dudz> wasn't he the one i was beign compared to
35:00 <dudz> when i say things like i'm great
36:00 <beehhh> ӆ
36:00 <Timelord> anyone awake^?
36:00 <simba> dude you are nowhere near as fucked up as beagle
36:00 <simba> but you were showing some beagle like traits
36:00 <simba> ive talked to beagle on cam,he is fucking 
36:00 <simba> he is lost
36:00 <simba> he is mentally ill
36:00 <simba> sincerely
36:00 <dudz> but yeah thats good that you acknoloedged that, cause i know i'm alot better than most people
36:00 <dudz> its not something i expect other people to agree with anyway
36:00 <simba> he cant converse like this
36:00 <dudz> they are all fighting to be the best themselves
36:00 <simba> his demons have taken over him
37:00 <Timelord> Hi beehhh
37:00 <simba> FIGHT OFF YOUR DEMONS
37:00 <dudz> start taking a swing at my mum hey
37:00 <dudz> narh thats actuallyt he oposite of what i want, the entire reason i am so fucked is because id ont want to upset her
38:00 <dudz> and she lies to me daily 
38:00 <dudz> trying to push thoughts into me that i know she doesn't even believe in herself
38:00 <dudz> but society has told her that through her exposure to television and schooling
39:00 <dudz> i try explain to her that i'd rather use logic and rationalise things
39:00 <simba> u prob need 2 get away from ur rents
39:00 <dudz> she just wants me to blindly follow orders and instructions set out by the government or who ever 
39:00 <simba> thats what most mums do i think
40:00 <simba> nnnnnnnnnn
40:00 <simba> beehhh is a bot
40:00 <Timelord> well.. :)
40:00 <Timelord> Hi simba, how are you?
40:00 <simba> my mother lies too because its easier than talking
40:00 <dudz> she knows i'm right but she still continues to be that way
40:00 <dudz> i just wanted a relationship with my parents
40:00 <dudz> to be there mates, but they never let me
40:00 <dudz> its why i stoped calling them mom and dad some yrs ago
41:00 <simba> im a bot 2
41:00 <Timelord> I don't mind
41:00 <Timelord> I reckon I must be the only non-bot here! ;)
41:00 <dudz> i call them by their first name
41:00 <simba> theyre parents first friends second
41:00 <simba> IMO
41:00 <dudz> this girl i like strugles with similar things as this
42:00 <simba> Hahahahahaaha..
42:00 <Timelord> So, what time is it there simba?
42:00 <dudz> i've just fucked that up because i want a relationship with her but she doesn't 
43:00 <Timelord> hi BillyGoat
43:00 <BillyGoat> hello
43:00 <BillyGoat> some cunt'
43:00 <BillyGoat> was just usin me nick
43:00 <Timelord> really?
43:00 <BillyGoat> ye
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43:00 <BillyGoat> -
43:00 <BillyGoat> BillyGoat Nickname is already in use.
43:00 <simba> lol
43:00 <dudz> and she was just with someone else recently too, 
43:00 <simba> so youve let a woman turn you insane
43:00 <simba> y do people do that
43:00 <simba> its always about a woman....
43:00 <simba> be happy with yourself and work on yourself then you can attract a woman
43:00 <simba> you need to be attractive 2 them
43:00 <dudz> yeah 
43:00 <simba> thats what a lot of guys dont really think about i think..
43:00 <simba> they are too selfish
44:00 <Timelord> eheh... well.. how are you?
44:00 <BillyGoat> anywayds
44:00 <BillyGoat> alright
44:00 <BillyGoat> u bro 
44:00 <BillyGoat> just got home from pub
44:00 <Timelord> fine, thanks.
44:00 <Timelord> do you have guiness there?
44:00 <simba> forget about them look after number one first
44:00 <simba> until u r ready
44:00 <simba> to Please them
44:00 <dudz> i have been working towards making myself desirable the past yr or so
44:00 <simba> kool
44:00 <simba> brb im going 2 smoke a cancer stick
44:00 <dudz> yep
44:00 <dudz> but desire is a really fucked up thing i think i'm learning
45:00 <BillyGoat> i dunno
45:00 <BillyGoat> i think i am in love
45:00 <Timelord> really?
45:00 <BillyGoat> yes
45:00 <BillyGoat> with a very special girl
45:00 <Timelord> met her in the pub?
45:00 <BillyGoat> no
45:00 <BillyGoat> dont meet no special girls there
45:00 <dudz> anything i fixate on is i guess, because its a fixation, 
46:00 <Timelord> so I keep saying to ppl here! eheh, but they keep saying "go to the pub"
46:00 <Timelord> How special is she?
46:00 <BillyGoat> llool
46:00 <BillyGoat> very
46:00 <BillyGoat> shes a mother
46:00 <dudz> anyway
47:00 <Timelord> nothing like talking about your personal life with a stranger!
47:00 <BillyGoat> best mum i ever seen to her daughter
47:00 <BillyGoat> lol
47:00 <BillyGoat> tells me alot
47:00 <Timelord> some guys would mind if the girl has kids already
47:00 <BillyGoat> i had a big crush back in primary school with her
47:00 <BillyGoat> nuh
47:00 <BillyGoat> not me 
47:00 <BillyGoat> her daughter is cool asd
47:00 <Timelord> noble of you
47:00 <BillyGoat> we get on so well
48:00 <BillyGoat> i even ran like a dog gettin wet through spriklers racin her
48:00 <BillyGoat> i love spendin time with her daughter
48:00 <Timelord> and does that woman feel the same way ?
48:00 <dudz> having to many options is as bad as having none
49:00 <BillyGoat> yeah
49:00 <BillyGoat> i thik so
49:00 <Timelord> then you are a lucky BillyGoat!
49:00 <BillyGoat> she going through some thinmgs atm
49:00 <BillyGoat> i jusyt gotta be patient
49:00 <Timelord> yes u do. If she has past baggage is complicated.
50:00 <BillyGoat> shes been very sincere too me 
50:00 <Timelord> Not everyone is patient.
50:00 <BillyGoat> im not very patient
50:00 <BillyGoat> but
50:00 <Timelord> men normally aren't ehehe!
50:00 <BillyGoat> ill do anything too for her
50:00 <BillyGoat> i knoe im not
50:00 <BillyGoat> i know if i am ill have my dream woman 
51:00 <Timelord> not many ppl can say that :) go for it!
51:00 <BillyGoat> cheers
51:00 <Timelord> just don't get "blinded"!
51:00 <BillyGoat> nuh im not
51:00 <BillyGoat> the thing that caught me
51:00 <BillyGoat> how good of mother she is
51:00 <BillyGoat> that really wheeled me in 
51:00 <BillyGoat> i seen the bond between her and her daughter
51:00 <Timelord> are women not good mothers were u are from? single mothers i mean!
51:00 <BillyGoat> i like wow
51:00 <dudz> so yeah this guys house is all fucked up, but what am i meant to do about it
51:00 <dudz> i'll talk to him about it tomorrow i guess if i see him, let him know that he's really fucked his parents house up with all his drug abuse
52:00 <BillyGoat> i want a mother too my kids too like taht 
52:00 <BillyGoat> some
52:00 <BillyGoat> shes is like the best mum i know but
52:00 <BillyGoat> out of all the mums i know
52:00 <BillyGoat> and shes been very sincere too me
52:00 <dudz> try explain the experience i had while on dmt, i might just lay down and try think more about it now that my minds a little clearer from the weed and booze clouds being removed.
53:00 <BillyGoat> she an her daughter are very special too me 
53:00 <Timelord> so what did she told you out of sincerety?
53:00 <BillyGoat> honesty 
53:00 <BillyGoat> everytime we hug out
53:00 <BillyGoat> she never wants me to go home 
53:00 <BillyGoat> shes not far out a bustup
53:00 <BillyGoat> but if it was a rebound
54:00 <BillyGoat> she woukde have me as her man already
54:00 <BillyGoat> but its not a reboud thing
54:00 <Timelord> I see
54:00 <Timelord> how long since she has a "man" ? do you know?
55:00 <BillyGoat> she broke up bout 4 months ago
55:00 <BillyGoat> he left her
55:00 <BillyGoat> he is a dumb cunt
55:00 <Timelord> 4 months is recent.
55:00 <BillyGoat> yeah
55:00 <BillyGoat> im just gonna wait
55:00 <Timelord> women are.. well.. when they get dumped, they tend to cling for a while.
55:00 <BillyGoat> she hasnt been that clingy 
55:00 <Timelord> i admire your patience.
55:00 <BillyGoat> thatst the thing
56:00 <BillyGoat> if she was really clingy then it would be a rebound thing
56:00 <BillyGoat> but she hasnt
56:00 <BillyGoat> tha1nks i been impatient a fair bit
56:00 <BillyGoat> but i better now with it
56:00 <Timelord> are you from Melbourne?
56:00 <BillyGoat> no
56:00 <Timelord> where then?
56:00 <dudz> yeah his dogs allf ucked up as well, it kept coming over to me for affection
57:00 <BillyGoat> WA
57:00 <Timelord> and what WA stands for?
57:00 <BillyGoat> western australia 
57:00 <Timelord> ah ok
57:00 <BillyGoat> i made a bit of a mistake but
57:00 <BillyGoat> i let her know she won me over lol
57:00 <BillyGoat> but
57:00 <dudz> i should probably have a shower after being there
57:00 <dudz> and this guy who lives around the corner shoots up, i was hearing stories about how he has some massive infection in his arm ,and how his arms are all scabby and shit
58:00 <BillyGoat> she wrote me a massive text a while ago explaining everything goin on in her life 
58:00 <BillyGoat> an that she wqas sick of justifying herself too ppl
58:00 <BillyGoat> but
58:00 <Timelord> and this at 3 am? 
58:00 <BillyGoat> she didnt write one single begative against me 
58:00 <BillyGoat> no
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck you daylight faggot
58:00 <BillyGoat> negative*
58:00 <BillyGoat> she didnt encourage me either
58:00 <dudz> a nurse has to come each day to do house visits
58:00 <dudz> i think he's on methadone but i'm not sure, 
59:00 <BillyGoat> whisch shows she is sincere
59:00 <Timelord> Hi PandasDontDrive! 
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> hi
59:00 <BillyGoat> not like most the women on ere
59:00 <BillyGoat> or meet at pub
59:00 <Timelord> well... BillyGoat give it time.
59:00 <BillyGoat> firstg time in a long time
59:00 <BillyGoat> met a real woman 
59:00 <BillyGoat> that is a beautiful mother
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> wonder how many guys in town tonight went home feeling shit cause they didnt get a chick
59:00 <dudz> and this other guy lives in the bush and tried to kill himself not long ago, found out forsure now thats what happend, thats what i was thinking too
00:00 <Timelord> dunno how WA is ehehe!!! Regarding real women!
00:00 <BillyGoat> dosnt take drugs
00:00 <BillyGoat> always takes her daughter out
00:00 <BillyGoat> i want a lady like that
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> should have ppl at every exit laughing at the carloads of dudes all by themselves, the 4am good luck next time ovation
00:00 <Timelord> PandasDontDrive dunno, is it normal to get chicks on pubs straight away?
00:00 <BillyGoat> so many women these days just chuck their kids in daycare
00:00 <BillyGoat> an work 
00:00 <BillyGoat> i like women that be a real mother to their kids
00:00 <dudz> chucked himself infront of a train, and apparently he came out ok just with head damage from bouncing
00:00 <dudz> in comparison, i'm actually fine
00:00 <dudz> but i'm still not happy anyway
01:00 <BillyGoat> and dont take drugs 
01:00 <Timelord> hey BillyGoat, out of curiosity are u a little drunk?
01:00 <BillyGoat> slighty
02:00 <Timelord> good :)
02:00 <BillyGoat> lol
02:00 <BillyGoat> i went out tonight
02:00 <BillyGoat> thought bout that girl all night
02:00 <BillyGoat> thought, these chicks in ere all fucked
02:00 <BillyGoat> compared too her
02:00 <Timelord> is she nice looking?
02:00 <BillyGoat> shes pretty
02:00 <BillyGoat> like ot overyly pretty
03:00 <BillyGoat> shes got a real mum down too earth look about her
03:00 <Timelord> and how old is she?
03:00 <BillyGoat> 31
03:00 <BillyGoat> same as me
03:00 <BillyGoat> i had crush on her back in primary school
03:00 <BillyGoat> i still doZ!
03:00 <dudz> i just want a hot gf, and i found one but she wont let me see her as oftern as i want
03:00 <dudz> so i'm pretty hard done by
04:00 <Timelord> does she know?
04:00 <BillyGoat> but yeah shes nice lookin but like one them girls u wont have to worry bout every cunt tryna chat her up
04:00 <Timelord> hi Ana_Ng
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> dunno
04:00 <BillyGoat> she will now
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> i picked up last time i was in town
04:00 <BillyGoat> bro i got a big soft spot for good mums
04:00 <Ana_Ng> ahoy
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> then had 4 girls back here n a mate
04:00 <BillyGoat> i hate chicks dont give a fuck bout their kids much
04:00 <dudz> ok bbl
04:00 <simba> i c
04:00 <simba> sounds like u r hanging with the wrong crowd
04:00 <simba> stay away from hard drug users
04:00 <dudz> but one of them is really pretty and nice
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> too easy
05:00 <Timelord> PandasDontDrive uh?
05:00 <BillyGoat> i think its really sexually appealing too me a good mother
05:00 <Timelord> BillyGoat so being a good mother is sexual appealing?
05:00 <BillyGoat> yes
05:00 <BillyGoat> like i said
05:00 <BillyGoat> i not into drunk chicks
05:00 <BillyGoat> or chicks into drugs 
05:00 <Timelord> so she wasn't drunk? nice one eheh :)
06:00 <BillyGoat> nor do i havbe any close friends that smoke or take drugs
06:00 <BillyGoat> im very strict
06:00 <BillyGoat> i didnt meet hert at a pub
06:00 <BillyGoat> it was on fb i got in contact with her again 
06:00 <BillyGoat> an weve hung out
06:00 <BillyGoat> shes 3 hours awat though
06:00 <Timelord> 3 hours what?
06:00 <BillyGoat> i went first time hung out with her on aus day
06:00 <BillyGoat> betwee 10am a 12am
06:00 <dudz> she guilt triped me the otherday, i dont want her to have to associate with her drug fucked friends, but the alternative is i do it with mine
06:00 <dudz> all because she wants to smoke weed
07:00 <BillyGoat> for 14 hours
07:00 <BillyGoat> had awesome day
07:00 <BillyGoat> i put her duaghters dollhouse together for her
07:00 <Timelord> Then ur a happy ozzie! ;)
07:00 <BillyGoat> she was still talkin about it 2 months later
07:00 <BillyGoat> lol ye
07:00 <BillyGoat> man shes a princess
07:00 <dudz> i guilt triped her back by saying 'so you want me to be a pothead again'
07:00 <simba> what did she say to that
07:00 <dudz> but i've been going through with it anyway, i have alot of mental strength to keep myself off weed anyway, dmt was just something iw as curious about
08:00 <BillyGoat> all these cunts
08:00 <BillyGoat> yeah
08:00 <BillyGoat> i got 4 girls back
08:00 <BillyGoat> so wahta
08:00 <BillyGoat> they just sluts
08:00 <Timelord> hmm maybe i should go pubbing tonight
08:00 <BillyGoat> anycunt can go pub pick up
08:00 <Timelord> Ah! 
08:00 <BillyGoat> when ya meet a really nice girl its diff
08:00 <dudz> she just said like well if you can't do that for me without geting back into it yourself then dont worry about it
08:00 <simba> thats dumb
08:00 <simba> she sounds dumb
09:00 <Timelord> you make it sound simple
09:00 <BillyGoat> when ya meet what yoy always been lookin for
09:00 <BillyGoat> i wish it was
09:00 <BillyGoat> itz not simple this case
09:00 <BillyGoat> its messy
09:00 <BillyGoat> but'
09:00 <Timelord> where I come from the best girl are taken, and the ones that are still not they prefer the bad sort of guys ;) (good luck for them)
09:00 <dudz> cause its her hey, no other reason
09:00 <simba> if shes saying "smoke weed for me" she is clueless
10:00 <BillyGoat> shes everything i been lookin for so i goim to wait
10:00 <BillyGoat> i know hat yz mean
10:00 <BillyGoat> man 
10:00 <BillyGoat> it always comes when you dont ecpect it
10:00 <BillyGoat> i just happened too message her on fb one night randomly
10:00 <BillyGoat> took off from there
10:00 <simba> clueless about you
10:00 <dudz> she didn't say that, but she knows i used to smoke weed alot
10:00 <simba> but shes pushing you to do it again just because she wants to?
11:00 <BillyGoat> i lobve her daughter
11:00 <BillyGoat> shes 3
11:00 <BillyGoat> shes so msart
11:00 <BillyGoat> i even got a donald duck suit for her birthday 
11:00 <BillyGoat> i gonna wear it
11:00 <BillyGoat> turn up 
11:00 <Timelord> Well I guess I understand you.
11:00 <BillyGoat> an be donald duck for the day 
11:00 <dudz> nope, it stemed from a discussion about to get weed and shit, you have to hangout with and spend alot of time around other people who do it
11:00 <dudz> like dealers expect you to be their friends and hang around them etc
11:00 <simba> they do?
11:00 <simba> do u live in a small town or something
11:00 <simba> the dealers i know are get in, chat, get out
11:00 <dudz> no not really
12:00 <BillyGoat> i been practicin me donald duck talk
12:00 <Timelord> Ah! ahahah! Nice one!
12:00 <BillyGoat> well bro
12:00 <BillyGoat> when ya meet what you always wanted
12:00 <BillyGoat> ya whole life
12:00 <BillyGoat> its a pleasure
12:00 <Timelord> it's not for everyone.
12:00 <BillyGoat> it brings out the best in you 
12:00 <Timelord> life is just not that straight forward.
12:00 <BillyGoat> it isnt
12:00 <Timelord> it does, i know.
12:00 <dudz> its a little different here anyway to that
12:00 <simba> depends if you met them through friends or if theyre actual dealers, business men
12:00 <simba> like if theyre associates or just making money
12:00 <dudz> yeah true
13:00 <BillyGoat> the longer this being going on
13:00 <Timelord> but some ppl are not meant to be. Not talking about you 
13:00 <BillyGoat> the harder its been gettin 
13:00 <BillyGoat> i know
13:00 <Timelord> I am 33 myself
13:00 <Q{{_m4lads> ew old geezer
13:00 <BillyGoat> shh q
13:00 <Timelord> ahahaha!
13:00 <BillyGoat> grown uos talkin here
13:00 <BillyGoat> ups
13:00 <dudz> the associates want you to spend time with them
14:00 <BillyGoat> im 31
14:00 <BillyGoat> so we pretty close
14:00 <BillyGoat> bloody young fellas Q{{_m4lads these days
14:00 <BillyGoat> all about drinkin an partyins not about life
14:00 <BillyGoat> since i met this girl
14:00 <BillyGoat> i hate going to pub now
14:00 <Q{{_m4lads> yeh all about charming girls
14:00 <dudz> but thats kinda how its done, the more wide spread way anyway, the people who just are buisness men i've not seen any of them in quite a while
14:00 <dudz> but actually i've never really known anyone like that, its always just been friends
15:00 <BillyGoat> nuh
15:00 <BillyGoat> i never charmed her
15:00 <Timelord> Hi Q{{_m4lads!
15:00 <BillyGoat> i just took much interest in her and her daughter
15:00 <Q{{_m4lads> hai Timelord 
15:00 <simba> freiends with benefits?!
15:00 <dudz> there is a certain amount of time spending required anyway, that was the point though
16:00 <Timelord> Well here in Ireland it helps to go to pubs and just don't be shy ;)
16:00 <BillyGoat> i use lover going put 2-3 times a week
16:00 <BillyGoat> since i hang with them 
16:00 <BillyGoat> i hate the pub
16:00 <BillyGoat> all i think is i want to take them out 
16:00 <BillyGoat> when im at the pub
16:00 <BillyGoat> i rather take them oin a picnic an stuff
16:00 <Timelord> hi lapoubelle!
16:00 <BillyGoat> i still go
16:00 <BillyGoat> i just found something so much bette
16:00 <BillyGoat> r
16:00 <Timelord> If you can do :), sounds nice
16:00 <dudz> so yeah, all i need is thick arms then i can bash heaps of people or threaten to bash them, and i can start taking my life back from all these scumbags
17:00 <BillyGoat> i been tonight
17:00 <lapoubelle> hi Timelord
17:00 <BillyGoat> i just thought about her all night
17:00 <BillyGoat> shes my dream girl 
17:00 <Timelord> and u were texting?
17:00 <Q{{_m4lads> its handy when pubs is hotel too
17:00 <BillyGoat> no
17:00 <BillyGoat> im playinm it cvool atm
17:00 <BillyGoat> shes been a bit funny latelyt
17:00 <Timelord> Q{{_m4lads why I wonder ? ;)
17:00 <BillyGoat> i know shes likes me
17:00 <dudz> there are people who are in high payed jobs right now who don't belong there
17:00 <dudz> i need to fight some of those people
17:00 <simba> lol
17:00 <simba> violence is never the answer
17:00 <dudz> but when you want something done and quickly
17:00 <dudz> its the only way
18:00 <BillyGoat> shes going through shit atm
18:00 <BillyGoat> theres a connection 
18:00 <BillyGoat> i connect with her daughter so well too
18:00 <Timelord> 31y old with a 3y old kid from a relationship that failed.. well yes.
18:00 <Timelord> what do you for a living BillyGoat?
18:00 <simba> how is fighting another human going to get something done?
18:00 <simba> fighting is for animals
18:00 <simba> what would it actually accomplish
18:00 <dudz> it changes perspectives introduces fear, people back off and let you take things from them
19:00 <Q{{_m4lads> isnt it bit awkward when the dad visit all the times?
19:00 <BillyGoat> she put me through a few nights with very heavy questioning about personal things
19:00 <BillyGoat> i was 100% honest but
19:00 <Timelord> but?
19:00 <BillyGoat> thats the prob atm q
19:00 <BillyGoat> i told her bad things i domne
19:00 <dudz> othewise they are like, nup ya can't have me wallet
19:00 <dudz> introduce a little fear and they are like, here's me wallet sir
19:00 <simba> why do you want other peoples wallets?
19:00 <simba> are you strapped for cash?
19:00 <dudz> just an example
19:00 <dudz> the metaphorical wallet for me is a job 
19:00 <simba> im asking what it would actually accomplish though
19:00 <simba> how would fighting a person land you a job
19:00 <dudz> i need a job basically
20:00 <BillyGoat> everything
20:00 <Timelord> who's perfect?
20:00 <BillyGoat> no one
20:00 <BillyGoat> but i didnt hide anything
20:00 <BillyGoat> i dont want to hide anything to her
20:00 <Timelord> Q{{_m4lads how old are you?
20:00 <BillyGoat> thats what keepin us at distant atm because of the dad
20:00 <simba> how would physically intimidating somebody land you a job
20:00 <simba> lol
20:00 <dudz> because there are scumbags in this world
20:00 <simba> youre thinking like a stupid meathead american
20:00 <dudz> nope
20:00 <simba> you are man
20:00 <simba> unless youre fighting to win a position in some kind of undercover fight club where you get paid
20:00 <simba> you are thinking like a baffoon
21:00 <Timelord> then don't. But she might still like her ex.
21:00 <Q{{_m4lads> im over 30s too
21:00 <BillyGoat> i know she still has feelings for him
21:00 <BillyGoat> i just go to wait
21:00 <BillyGoat> but if it was a rebound
21:00 <BillyGoat> she would havbe me as her man now 
21:00 <Timelord> and "love" doesn't just well.. it just happens.
21:00 <BillyGoat> but she is dealing with that first
21:00 <Timelord> depends on the type of woman she is.
21:00 <dudz> you can fight without touching someone
21:00 <dudz> i guess thats what i mean
21:00 <dudz> over power them and take whats yours
21:00 <simba> what are you looking to take?
21:00 <simba> where will physically intimidating people land you?
21:00 <dudz> full-time employment
21:00 <simba> what are you hoping to gain?
21:00 <simba> youre hoping to walk into a job interview and threaten someone to give you the job?
21:00 <simba> what??
21:00 <simba> what are you saying
21:00 <dudz> lol
22:00 <Timelord> a women with no self respect would use a rebound man
22:00 <BillyGoat> i know what kind of woman she is 
22:00 <lapoubelle> i know that feeling...it's really hard
22:00 <BillyGoat> she has alot of that
22:00 <BillyGoat> self respect
22:00 <BillyGoat> she wouldnt put me through heavy questioning about things if she wasnt sincere
22:00 <Timelord> yes it's hard
22:00 <Timelord> everyone would like to be happy.
22:00 <dudz> arh shit, 
22:00 <simba> help me understand
22:00 <dudz> so you see a few flaws ay
22:00 <simba> i see nothing but flaws....
22:00 <dudz> nice :)
22:00 <dudz> why are you up anyway?
22:00 <simba> i dont think fighting solves anything just creates problems
22:00 <dudz> its like 4:20am
22:00 <simba> 3 420
22:00 <simba> watched football
22:00 <dudz> was it any good?
23:00 <BillyGoat> i never pushed her away from her ex
23:00 <Timelord> Look BillyGoat you sound a cool guy, so I'm going to be honest. I know your tipsy so bear with me
23:00 <BillyGoat> i just let her get over that
23:00 <BillyGoat> i dont have too, he is fuckin it for himself
23:00 <simba> Ya
23:00 <simba> Hell Ya
23:00 <dudz> good match ay
24:00 <Timelord> her relationship ended 4 months ago, she of course has feelings for her ex, the father of her kid. She will be confused for a couple of months to come. It depends on the person. But even after a year if he would want her back and if she was with you that would make her confused.
24:00 <Timelord> If she is decent, and I belive when you say she is.. and if she liked him.. you will have to wait a long time.
24:00 <Timelord> it hurts.
24:00 <BillyGoat> he left her
24:00 <Timelord> to like someone as you like her.
24:00 <BillyGoat> an he tryna get her back 
24:00 <simba> it was OK we got the job done
24:00 <dudz> so whats next
24:00 <dudz> see what other problems i got?
25:00 <BillyGoat> shes decent
25:00 <BillyGoat> if she wasnt decent she would use me as a rebound
25:00 <BillyGoat> she never did 
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck you on about
25:00 <Timelord> welcome back PandasDontDrive
25:00 <dudz> we spent a fair bit of time on that anyway already
25:00 <dudz> it's sort of like a job hey, typing away at each other, checking out what sorts of problems i have
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> blood rushin', concussions aint nothin, catch cases come out frontin'!
26:00 <BillyGoat> shers confused atm
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> go in the ashtray, spark the weed up! long kiss xD
26:00 <^pilot^> mornin josh
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> who's confused
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> mornin bro!
26:00 <BillyGoat> she like met me, im everything she wants
26:00 <Timelord> Hey ^pilot^
26:00 <BillyGoat> shes everything i want
26:00 <Q{{_m4lads> u younger than her ex, BillyGoat?
26:00 <^pilot^> morning Timelord
26:00 <BillyGoat> i dunno how old he is
26:00 <BillyGoat> the diff between me n him
26:00 <dudz> guess i'll watch something then
26:00 <simba> i think its ChanOPs job now
27:00 <Timelord> BillyGoat, doesn't hurt to be defensive. You are 31, you are not a little kid anymore. Just ..well you understand.
27:00 <BillyGoat> i spend time with the daughter
27:00 <BillyGoat> he just tyook intgerest in the daughter now they split
27:00 <BillyGoat> Timelord
27:00 <BillyGoat> i told ya
27:00 <BillyGoat> she still has feelins for him
27:00 <BillyGoat> of course
27:00 <Timelord> and that's the problem man!
27:00 <BillyGoat> but i just give it time
27:00 <dudz> it's pretty hard work anyway
27:00 <dudz> thats kinda like me saying your appreciated right?
28:00 <Timelord> do you want to wait for 1 year?
28:00 <BillyGoat> i would for her
28:00 <BillyGoat> no worries
28:00 <Timelord> admirable.
28:00 <BillyGoat> like i said
28:00 <BillyGoat> i base my friendships na realtionships on morals
28:00 <BillyGoat> tyhats why i dont have any friends that take drugs
28:00 <BillyGoat> smoke pot
28:00 <BillyGoat> ect
28:00 <Timelord> then tell me. How will u react if she goes back to him?
28:00 <BillyGoat> and the best friends an realitions are made ovewr time
28:00 <BillyGoat> if she does she does
28:00 <simba> yea m8
28:00 <dudz> just you need to learn to back everything i say, and if someone like Serenity starts trying to talk lip to me, you tell her, no Serenity , you are in the wrong.
28:00 <simba> lol
28:00 <dudz> :)
28:00 <simba> i need 2 learn to back everythingu say?
28:00 <dudz> yeah
28:00 <simba> even when ur talking about fighting people to get a job?
28:00 <dudz> yep
29:00 <BillyGoat> i just hope he will look after her
29:00 <Timelord> noble.
29:00 <BillyGoat> i know i will look after her better
29:00 <Timelord> Well, sincerely I hope you get her.
29:00 <BillyGoat> ill understand if she goes back to him though
29:00 <BillyGoat> cheers
29:00 <Timelord> Not everyone comes from the pub at 3 am to IRC to talk from the heart to strangers ehehe
29:00 <simba> sorry im not a yes man
29:00 <simba> im nobodys yes man!!!
29:00 <dudz> oh right
29:00 <simba> why should i mindlessly back everything you say? do you just want someone to agree with everything you think
29:00 <dudz> oh well, i'll just go lay down and be upset then because i'm single
29:00 <simba> if someone like Serenity tells you how it is, learn from that, dont just get mad
30:00 <BillyGoat> only thing i wish i didnt meet her 4 years ago is that she got a beautiful daugheter out og him 
30:00 <lapoubelle> its easier to talk after drinking
30:00 <BillyGoat> sometimes
30:00 <Timelord> I should be drunk damnit! Well have a nice bottle of red wine in the kitchen
30:00 <dudz> do you think there is anything to learn from Serenity ?
30:00 <simba> yes
30:00 <dudz> but not directly hey, i can't do that with her
31:00 <BillyGoat> lol
31:00 <BillyGoat> she won my heart as long time agp
31:00 <BillyGoat> ago
31:00 <BillyGoat> just seein how good a mum she is won my heart
31:00 <BillyGoat> i want a mother to my future kids like that
31:00 <Timelord> Well, the one that one my heart was 13 years ago. And she broke it, and then used a monster truck to run over it!
31:00 <dudz> i'd have to like sit and watch and read other peoples shit to findout what she knows
31:00 <simba> try
31:00 <simba> yea
31:00 <dudz> reading other peoples shit is other peoples jobs
32:00 <Timelord> *won
32:00 <BillyGoat> you woukd ben 20 back then ?
32:00 <Timelord> I would
32:00 <BillyGoat> would*
32:00 <BillyGoat> been*
32:00 <BillyGoat> where you meet her
32:00 <Timelord> I sold my laptop so I would have money to go to her :) because her ex was hurting her. And wanted to protect her
32:00 <dudz> thats why i'm unemployed i guess
32:00 <dudz> and also lazyness
33:00 <Timelord> When I was taking my degree.
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> damn ma I love you like the lah, ganja, sentimilla, can I feel ya, all I wanna do is touch ya, the ultimate rush, you drugs baby xD
33:00 <simba> youre too selfish
33:00 <dudz> here it comes
33:00 <simba> ugh
33:00 <simba> dont be a little baby
33:00 <simba> just accept it 
33:00 <dudz> how am i selfish?
34:00 <Timelord> At the end, she returned to her ex, betrayed me, and then he hurted her and would call her whore in front of his friends. And then she would call me crying.
34:00 <Timelord> Funny!
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> FUCK YOU DAYLIGHT SAVINGS FAGGOT
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> no americans up playin bf4 yet :/
34:00 <BillyGoat> i know whatr you mean bro
34:00 <BillyGoat> its fucked when it happens like that
34:00 <Timelord> is battle field 4 good? I play planet side 2
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> just lousy stoned aussies that dont do fuck but drive around in circles n shit
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah its madness
34:00 <simba> youre probably one of those guys that instantly has the fire in his eyes when someone tries to tell you what youre doing wrong, and you just want to pound them
34:00 <simba> like an animal
34:00 <simba> looking to fight
34:00 <dudz> hmm
34:00 <simba> u r very selfish u come in here demanding attention, saying its not your job to read the text like wtf
34:00 <simba> that doesnt even make sense
34:00 <dudz> lol
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> there's a megalodon shark in a new map as an easter egg huhu
35:00 <Timelord> PandasDontDrive your not a ozzie?
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> well I am but I like playin with americans, they play properly
35:00 <Timelord> PandasDontDrive i think EA with the micro transactions is just cheating on players.
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> n dudes i got on my friends list we team up bad ass
35:00 <^pilot^> Timelord
35:00 <^pilot^> engineer ?
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> EA is faggot in general
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> imo
35:00 <Timelord> ^pilot^ yes, why?
35:00 <dudz> its funny though right
35:00 <simba> you cant just lash out at people when you dont get your way like a fourteen year old
35:00 <dudz> to have that summarised
35:00 <simba> no its not even funny
35:00 <simba> its weird
35:00 <simba> being a beagle is not funny
35:00 <dudz> yeah but the difference is people need to laern to just accept me and that i'm special and the exeption
35:00 <simba> no, youre not
35:00 <simba> this is the thing you need to realise
35:00 <simba> you are not special
35:00 <simba> you are like everybody else
36:00 <Timelord> BillyGoat yeah it was hard.. it makes me laugh, how crazy the world can be.
36:00 <BillyGoat> one thing though bro, the last time i met her we got really close, i could have gone to bed with her if i wanted too but i left, i respedct her way too much shes been standoffish since then an i ask why feew weeks ago shes sent me a massive text explaing every thing going on in her life atm, i said i liked her an that but not looki nfor realtionship with her right now coz i kniow situsatiomn 
36:00 <BillyGoat> she was in, she never encouraged me in her text
36:00 <dudz> but i'm not any of those people
36:00 <simba> everyone is unique and "
36:00 <simba> special" but nobody deserves special treatment
36:00 <dudz> except me?
36:00 <simba> especially when they give nothing in returnm
36:00 <simba> return
36:00 <simba> no, youre not being funny right now
36:00 <simba> its not cool or funny
36:00 <simba> just in case u think that
37:00 <lapoubelle> maybe because rockstar is better?:P
37:00 <BillyGoat> but she didnt say anything there wanst anything there eithetr
37:00 <BillyGoat> thats why i know she is sincere
37:00 <simba> its dumb
37:00 <dudz> then whats the point
37:00 <simba> of what
37:00 <dudz> if i'm not being funny then whats the point
38:00 <Timelord> When it comes to feelings sometimes you do the wrong thing.
38:00 <BillyGoat> man theres a connection between us
38:00 <BillyGoat> she never had with her ex
38:00 <Timelord> at the age of 34 it would be nice to have the girl I love and start thinking about having a family lol..but naaa!
38:00 <dudz> you just need to realise that i am special and that you should stop trying to group me in that place with 'everyone else'
38:00 <dudz> i do not belong in that class
38:00 <simba> youre not special
38:00 <simba> youre stubborn
39:00 <BillyGoat> lol
39:00 <BillyGoat> dont lose faith bro
39:00 <BillyGoat> you sound like me
39:00 <Timelord> BillyGoat sometimes you see (when you love ) things that aren't there.. I don't wanna crush your words, just warning ya!
39:00 <lapoubelle> i didnt know men can talk about love/girls like this..:O
39:00 <BillyGoat> you sound like you want too meet a nice lady an have a family
39:00 <simba> u r ordinary and have to fight through the gay parts of life, get a gay job and earn some gay jewish money like every other asshole
39:00 <simba> everyone has 2 go through this
39:00 <simba> thats something that was hard for me to stomach once
39:00 <simba> everyone has to bite the bullet 
40:00 <BillyGoat> i know hwat you sayin bro
40:00 <Timelord> BillyGoat ahaha, yes I would, but I'm a nomad.. don't think it will happen, and you know what, I'm ok with it :) just want peace and have fun!
40:00 <BillyGoat> but i never met qa girl thats been so sincere
40:00 <BillyGoat> lol
40:00 <Timelord> lapoubelle wait until I drink my red wine!
40:00 <BillyGoat> loll
40:00 <lapoubelle> without me?
40:00 <dudz> i guess the reason someone doesn't just give me a job is the same reason why this girl i like doesn't just present me her vagina and is being so much of a hassle to communicate with
40:00 <simba> nobody is going to just give you a job, or their pussy, or the answer to lifes problems on a silver platter
41:00 <Timelord> well, I would pour your some! But you are on down under aren't ya! :P
41:00 <Timelord> feck it, brb going to open the bottle!
41:00 <BillyGoat> i rwkon it will work out between mer n her
41:00 <lapoubelle> which one are you drinking? 2 days ago i've tried 21 different kind of wines, now i think im a pro :D
41:00 <BillyGoat> lol tpmight?
41:00 <dudz> indeed
42:00 <BillyGoat> bloody alco lapoubelle
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> who was whinging about a girl
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wana hear the whinging
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> was it BillyGoat?
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> what's up man u sad bro u need a drink bro
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> u wana hug bro
42:00 <simba> GOOD
42:00 <simba> maybe time 4 tunes
42:00 <dudz> yeah but you havn't fixed all my problems yet
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> u wana talk about wimminz bro
43:00 <BillyGoat> i niot whin=gin
43:00 <BillyGoat> i sayin good things
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> FIEN!
43:00 <BillyGoat> unlike you
43:00 <lapoubelle> i was on a wine degustation, so thats ok
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
43:00 <BillyGoat> i dont take drugs
43:00 <BillyGoat> and have sluts aroud
43:00 <Timelord> ehrmmm! I have the bottle of Faustino but ....no fecking cork oppener!
43:00 <BillyGoat> an have a job
43:00 <BillyGoat> and a future
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> hold on
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> let me polish my knob
43:00 <lapoubelle> try it with a knife
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> so you can tie my dick around your neck like a medal
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> faggot.
43:00 <BillyGoat> PandasDontDrive your a mentally disabled person that takes drugs
43:00 <simba> thats not my position
43:00 <simba> theyre your problems
43:00 <dudz> oh right
43:00 <simba> i can only help u work it out 4 urself
43:00 <simba> like i keep saying nobodys going to feed you "the answer", also because of the fact that "the answer" doesnt really exist
43:00 <simba> yea?
43:00 <dudz> ok fine
44:00 <BillyGoat> and has sluts around
44:00 <BillyGoat> with no one worthy in your life
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> mentally ill
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> not even one person?
44:00 <BillyGoat> and go on about how much propery your mum owns
44:00 <koalabeer> isnt BillyGoat that fagt from years ago
44:00 <Timelord> hey guys relax!
44:00 <koalabeer> wot was his nick?
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> she owns heaven
44:00 <BillyGoat> lol
44:00 <BillyGoat> PandasDontDrive your mentally ill
44:00 <BillyGoat> you take meds
44:00 <BillyGoat> suck shit
44:00 <BillyGoat> cant have a job
44:00 <Timelord> lapoubelle hmm yes maybe with a knife. Have you tried european wines?
44:00 <koalabeer> wots_ur_cupsize yeah thats him
44:00 <BillyGoat> never have a family
45:00 <BillyGoat> lol Timelord
45:00 <lapoubelle> of course i have!
45:00 <Timelord> do you have a fav one lapoubelle?
45:00 <dudz> so i'll be a catalogue street walker
45:00 <dudz> dumping useless unwanted things into peoples letter box's
45:00 <dudz> then profiting
46:00 <koalabeer> BillyGoat is that fagt wots_ur_cupsize from years ago when he sent sonia 8k cause he said he loves her
46:00 <BillyGoat> passion pop!
46:00 <Timelord> BillyGoat hey man, just leave PandasDontDrive spitting fire! be cool ;) 
46:00 <BillyGoat> lol if ya say so koalabeer
46:00 <koalabeer> wot was his real name? peter
46:00 <simba> lol
46:00 <lapoubelle> since thursday yes:D
46:00 <simba> yeah he is peter
46:00 <BillyGoat> PandasDontDrive how much drugs you taek
46:00 <simba> do it
46:00 <dudz> i'll do it around my local area aswell so that i can get to know everyone, and have them all not like me
46:00 <simba> you said you want to fight people and assert physical dominance to take things from them.. just look at a job as being paid to give suckers shit they dont need
46:00 <simba> idk
46:00 <simba> do whatever you have to do 
46:00 <dudz> hmm
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer so
47:00 <simba> BillyGoat is a heavy drinker so idk why hes trying to diss drugs considering he uses them
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> i took two anti depressant/ocd meds b4
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> so what
47:00 <lapoubelle> i really like lambrusco
47:00 <BillyGoat> i drink gasoline
47:00 <koalabeer> lives in buso cause hes not wanted in the community
48:00 <BillyGoat> busso good place
48:00 <koalabeer> for losers like u yeah
48:00 <dudz> so yeah, you'd employ me hey, 
49:00 <dudz> you have seen what a good person i am, and noted down some of my qualities throughout our chats
49:00 <dudz> this entire time we spent talking was pretty much just an interview and your about to tell me that i was successful?
50:00 <koalabeer> they put people there that just got out of jail so their away from the community and if they wanna sit in their cabin n get drunk n take drugs they can
50:00 <Timelord> koalabeer what's your problem man?
50:00 <koalabeer> coz then its not hurting anyone else
50:00 <BillyGoat> lol
50:00 <BillyGoat> thats why its won best tourist town 
50:00 <BillyGoat> 4-5 times
50:00 <koalabeer> tourist
50:00 <BillyGoat> if its so bad why it won tourist town awards
50:00 <BillyGoat> tourist dont go visit shit holes
50:00 <koalabeer> tourist just come in for a few hours and fuck off elsewhere
50:00 <dudz> so i'll find something else to do then, 
50:00 <simba> lol
51:00 <BillyGoat> you live in the city
51:00 <BillyGoat> ?
51:00 <simba> Timelord i think youll soon find that BillyGoat is the real problem here
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> u ruint irc BillyGoat
51:00 <koalabeer> peter ur a faggot
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
51:00 <BillyGoat> lol
52:00 <Timelord> who is peter now? ;D
52:00 <koalabeer> BillyGoat
53:00 <Timelord> BillyGoat is this true? how could you? You never told me this!
53:00 <koalabeer> lol hes a fagt loser
54:00 <simba> me irl http://24.media.tumblr.com/eb830fad60b8647113d3b9b452d00ab9/tumblr_n085xzycxo1qjvu0xo4_250.gif
54:00 <BillyGoat> haah
54:00 <koalabeer> he told sonia he loves her cause they shared irc dramas together
54:00 <koalabeer> n he sent her $8k
54:00 <BillyGoat> oh yeah
54:00 <koalabeer> but she never got it
54:00 <koalabeer> haha
54:00 <simba> peter basically uses irc to find a woman
54:00 <BillyGoat> lol if ya beleive that lol
55:00 <BillyGoat> i dont wanna invade ya turf simba
55:00 <koalabeer> u got a rep for doing that peter
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> man i drink way too much tea
55:00 <simba> you couldnt anyway i think
55:00 <Timelord> BillyGoat so you are this Peter fella?
55:00 <simba> yes Timelord yes
55:00 <simba> its been said like 10 times
56:00 <Timelord> Well, but he has to confirm it. Doesn't he? 
56:00 <Timelord> It might not be.
56:00 <simba> no
56:00 <simba> lmao
56:00 <koalabeer> not like he will
56:00 <koalabeer> he'll just deny it
56:00 <simba> its some cunt named peter from busselton
56:00 <koalabeer> like a loser
56:00 <simba> he admits as much thats not even a thing
57:00 <BillyGoat> lol
57:00 <koalabeer> his old nick was wots_ur_cupsize
57:00 <BillyGoat> i dont give a fuck what u cunts think
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba you seen The Corruptor with Mark Wahlberg and Chow Yun Fat?
57:00 <simba> 1 of those guys thats been using irc forever to interact with people because he doesnt know any, and always plays the 'i dont care what u cunts think' card even though he gets into deep and meaningfuls with anyone who will listen about his lonely life and the woman hes chasing 
57:00 <simba> lol
58:00 <koalabeer> lol
58:00 <BillyGoat> lol
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> finally watched it yesterday, first time in yonks, great cop movie man, about triads n shit in china town
58:00 <simba> he gets drunk and has the confidence to open up to us
58:00 <simba> its cute
58:00 <BillyGoat> yeah thats why i been out tomnight
58:00 <BillyGoat> an u cunts been on irc all night
58:00 <simba> did u go to the pub and sit in the corner again
58:00 <simba> drinking drugs
58:00 <BillyGoat> fukin oath
58:00 <BillyGoat> lol i dont tsake drugs
58:00 <BillyGoat> unlike u fgts
58:00 <Timelord> so what if it is true? Does it give u the right to make fun of it?
58:00 <BillyGoat> smoke cones
58:00 <simba> so what do you drink at the pub?
58:00 <simba> water?
59:00 <simba> or alcohol ie. drugs
59:00 <BillyGoat> jacks
59:00 <koalabeer> he just steals his mums diet pills
59:00 <simba> so you drink alcohol
59:00 <BillyGoat> drugs an alcohol 2 diff things
59:00 <simba> explain how
59:00 <BillyGoat> drugs are a demotivator
59:00 <BillyGoat> ppl that smokes cones smoke them in the day 
59:00 <BillyGoat> most ppl
59:00 <lapoubelle> isnt alcohol = drugs? :O
59:00 <simba> like alcohol?
59:00 <BillyGoat> most ppl that drink do it at night
59:00 <simba> a major depressant?
59:00 <lapoubelle> a softer version of drugs
59:00 <simba> :\
00:00 <BillyGoat> after the productive part of the day is done
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> the fuck is with my connexion
00:00 <simba> alcohol is hard
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk am i bein dc from irc for
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
00:00 <BillyGoat> how come drugs are outlawed and alcohol isnt
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk alcohol man i had two beers at dinner last nite, was enough
00:00 <simba> thats a whole other kettle of fish
00:00 <BillyGoat> if drugs are socially acceptable 
01:00 <Timelord> actually alchool is a kind of drug.. sorry BillyGoat!
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> need some weed
01:00 <simba> whether theyre legal or not is beside the point its still a drug
01:00 <BillyGoat> but to get drunk you have too consume alcohol over a peroid of time with drugs its instant
01:00 <simba> even if its wrapped up in a nice label and you buy it over a counter.. actually that sounds like drugs you buy from a pharmacy
01:00 <simba> not really
01:00 <lapoubelle> actually, if you smoke pot its better than drinking to much. the person who smokes is chilled and the alc person is aggressive
01:00 <Timelord> BillyGoat depends on the person
02:00 <simba> most drugs take a while to kick in
02:00 <BillyGoat> lapoubelle pot has worse long term affects then alcohol 
02:00 <simba> so BillyGoat do you accept that you are a drug user now
02:00 <BillyGoat> ppl become more reliant on it because its an instant thing
02:00 <BillyGoat> nope[
02:00 <BillyGoat> alcohol isnt a drug
02:00 <simba> well you cant keep your head buried in the sand forever
02:00 <Timelord> BillyGoat pot as in weed? not really. And if your used to pot it takes some to knock you out.
03:00 <lapoubelle> i woulnt compare it like that
03:00 <dematerialised> simba: you mean drug user or drug abuser?
03:00 <Timelord> like achool.
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> meh
03:00 <koalabeer> lol wots_ur_cupsize reckons hes a drug and alchol expert
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> alcohol is cool till you drink too much
03:00 <lapoubelle> alc can kill your cells
03:00 <lapoubelle> forever
03:00 <lapoubelle> .
03:00 <simba> idk i just think its fair if you dont lie to yourself
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> and girls start crying for no reason
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> and dudes get angry
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> and nobody is having sex
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> NOBODY!
03:00 <dematerialised> if you drink alcohol for the express purpose of getting trashed
03:00 <dematerialised> you're abusing it
03:00 <BillyGoat> weed an alcohol are different
03:00 <dematerialised> no different to someone to smokes 10 cones a day to get high
03:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLozoX1RdnM
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mala - Changes (Harmonimix) (Apr 19, 2013) 4:05 - Category: Music - 100,641 views - 1,459 likes (98.3%), 25 dislikes (1.7%)
03:00 <simba> this is nise
04:00 <BillyGoat> if they were the same how come weed is outlawed
04:00 <simba> why dont you look it up man
04:00 <simba> if youre interested in knowing why
04:00 <Timelord> BillyGoat yes they are diff. but both are drugs. Both affect the brain.
04:00 <simba> its quite a long story
04:00 <BillyGoat> but ppl can get stoned instantly 
04:00 <simba> cant just give a quick answer
04:00 <BillyGoat> it takes time to getr drunk
04:00 <dematerialised> that's why it's illegal BillyGoat
04:00 <simba> not really
04:00 <dematerialised> there's no regulation of the contents
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmm
04:00 <dematerialised> if pot was controlled the same as alcohol content
04:00 <dematerialised> it'd probably be legal
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> MOTHERFUCKER
04:00 <BillyGoat> i prob the only no dope smoker in here
04:00 <simba> someone who drinks for the first time only needs one glass of the poison to get tipsy/drunk, same with people smoking one cone and feeling a buzz
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hate server lag in games
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey j
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> Why u awake
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah had some nice lah the other week
05:00 <Timelord> BillyGoat i don't smoke either :)
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> was so smooth
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> went to bed at 10pm bro
05:00 <Timelord> But I have to agree to what they say.
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> woke up 3:30 realised daylight savings made it 2:30
05:00 <BillyGoat> simba someone can smoke dope all the time an get an instant buzz off pot
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> I went at 12
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> gay ass shit
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
05:00 <BillyGoat> its a demotivator 
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wanted get up n game with americans i play with
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> Whats the resl time now
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> I dont like tablet adjusts itself
06:00 <lapoubelle> yeahh simba you're right, or a thinny thinnnyyyyyy person :D
06:00 <simba> yes BillyGoat they can... just like how a heavy drinker can have one glass and feel a buzz
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> i feel like shavin my beard off
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> Whats the time
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ha I did j
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> 4:36
06:00 <BillyGoat> less ppl drink in the day the smoke pot in the day 
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> should be 5:36
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> daylight savings is bullshit
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmm
06:00 <BillyGoat> then*
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea im sick of beard now
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have a bit of beard in my dp on fb
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its saying 5:06am on my mobile
06:00 <simba> this wasnt another shitfight between alcohol and weed anyway (because we all know weed is the natural high and alcohol is the poison there), it was just to educate you, BillyGoat, now you know you are a drug user like "everyone else"
07:00 <BillyGoat> nope simba
07:00 <simba> when you stop lying to yourself about it you can be happier
07:00 <BillyGoat> dont take drugs
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmm
07:00 <BillyGoat> dont associate anyone takes drugs either
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> bein happy is key mang
07:00 <simba> im sorry but you do, you go to the pub and buy your poison 
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> Why does my ohone say 5:07 j
07:00 <BillyGoat> how come it is legal
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> maybe hasnt switched over yet
07:00 <BillyGoat> if its a drug
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmm
07:00 <simba> look it up and find out for yourself
07:00 <BillyGoat> an smoking pot is illegal 
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> Simba no
08:00 <BillyGoat> how come smokin pot is illegal 
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> Look it up
08:00 <simba> omfgbbqhax what?
08:00 <BillyGoat> yet alcohol is legal 
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> i heard some lady comment about daylight savings in the restaurant last nite
08:00 <Timelord> BillyGoat remember that in the US is was illegal in the 20-30. 
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> said somethin to mum then forgot about it
08:00 <Timelord> and Pot is legal in Holland for example.
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> srsly thought daylight savings already happened
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> like couple months  back lol
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> WHERE DID MY TIME GO
08:00 <BillyGoat> time alcohol is legal in most counties
08:00 <BillyGoat> Timelord
08:00 <lapoubelle> who says it shoul be illegal? just stupid ppl
08:00 <simba> BillyGoat go find out yourself why its illegal, if you care that much ,its quite a long story and interesting subject. it wasnt illegal at one point, alcohol was the illegal drug at one point
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> I WANT MY TIME! CAN YOU GIVE ME MY TIME BACK? - Samuel L Jackson 'Changing Lanes'
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
09:00 <BillyGoat> lapoubelle most of society 
09:00 <simba> alcohol was literally once an illegal drug BillyGoat, what do you think of that
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1510991_643156372416421_708160527_n.jpg
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmm iphone was meant to turn back at 3am
09:00 <BillyGoat> simba how come alcohol isnt illegal now then 
09:00 <lapoubelle> alcohol was made by humans, weed is nature
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want her to burn me with that cigarette on the nuts
09:00 <BillyGoat> if it is so bad
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> both nuts
09:00 <Timelord> BillyGoat but weed has no real harmful reason to be illegal. 
09:00 <BillyGoat> an pot isnt
09:00 <BillyGoat> lol Timelord
09:00 <BillyGoat> you rekon?
10:00 <simba> because they make a lot of money off people drinking it, same with cigarettes, people like you willingly poison themselves to get a bad high and then defend the shit
10:00 <dematerialised> weed has no real harmful reason <-- incorrect
10:00 <simba> you are one of the major suckers, BillyGoat dude
10:00 <dematerialised> you are inhaling particles into your lungs for starters
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> Is pot was legal it would take the fun away
10:00 <dematerialised> same as smoking
10:00 <Timelord> BillyGoat we are talking about weed not opium or mariuana
10:00 <BillyGoat> theres alot more pot smokers out there addicted too it because they smoke it in the day 
10:00 <Timelord> or crack
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> But might be cheaper
10:00 <BillyGoat> its easier to get stoned then drunk
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
11:00 <Q{{_m4lads> its self medication?
11:00 <lapoubelle> its just the nicotine that you're addicted too not the THC
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> true
11:00 <Q{{_m4lads> :/
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> you want to be paying tax on shit government weed?
11:00 <Timelord> BillyGoat depends on the person.
11:00 <Q{{_m4lads> yeh pay else u get SWAT team on u
11:00 <BillyGoat> Timelord how come someone only has too have a very small quantity of weed to get stoned but alot more alcohol to get drunk'
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> weed was illegal everywhere in the world till the americans went and fucked it up
12:00 <lapoubelle> it depends on the person billy
12:00 <BillyGoat> takes a bout 2 mins for someobe to get stoned
12:00 <BillyGoat> it hard to consume enough alcohol in 2 mins to get drunk
12:00 <lapoubelle> in 2 mins i can drink a lot of shots too, to get drunk
12:00 <Timelord> BillyGoat have you never seen girls get drunk with one glass of booze?
12:00 <Timelord> I did.
13:00 <BillyGoat> i dont see as much as i see stoned in the day 
13:00 <lapoubelle> i was the girl :P
13:00 <BillyGoat> theres more ppl stoned in the day then there is drunk 
13:00 <simba> psychedelics are illegal because they help you break out of the cycle that people like BillyGoat are stuck in, which is bad for the big business who have you all addicted to alcohol, cigarettes, coffee, tv all kinds of addictions that do nothing positive for you and turn you into an idiot
14:00 <lapoubelle> if you drink too much alcohol you're feeling sick, if you smoke too much, you're flying
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck  is with my fucking net
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> !ping
14:00 <BillyGoat> yeazh flying out of reality 
14:00 <BillyGoat> thats why they smoke it
14:00 <BillyGoat> to get out of reality 
15:00 <simba> alcoholics just give cannabis a bad name because they dont get it, they should stick to their simple enjoyment without badmouthing things they dont understand
15:00 <lapoubelle> haha not really, because its nice
16:00 <BillyGoat> but isnt life nicr enough to not have too smoke it everyday 
16:00 <lapoubelle> you never tried it soo you cant say its bad or not nice to smoke
16:00 <lapoubelle> you havent felt it yet
16:00 <BillyGoat> i domnt need too
16:00 <simba> how can you talk about something you havent even experienced??!
16:00 <lapoubelle> you dont have to smoke it everyday
16:00 <BillyGoat> most ppl thsat smoke it everyday smoke it
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> FUUUUUUUCK
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> j
17:00 <BillyGoat> but why do u have to smoke it all the time too feel nice\
17:00 <Q{{_m4lads> u guys need to try harder to convert him
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> just when i get up with the explicit reason for bf4 my net has to fuck my arse!
17:00 <BillyGoat> must be missin something
17:00 <Q{{_m4lads> he is a hard case
17:00 <Q{{_m4lads> :D
17:00 <simba> get high and find out BillyGoat, dont be a pussy
17:00 <koalabeer> http://www.420magazine.com/gallery/data/500/IMAG12981.jpg
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sold the bike kast 
17:00 <BillyGoat> its more a pussy to get high then not too 
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ooops
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sold the bike j
18:00 <simba> how is it 'pussy' to get high lmao
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> didja!!
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> new bike time then ay
18:00 <BillyGoat> to get away from life
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yeah kind of
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba irc me some lah pls
18:00 <simba> but if anything it brings you more into life
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> some ganja
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Buying a ktm off my mate
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> SENSEMILLA
18:00 <simba> alcohol is the drug you take to escape life....
18:00 <simba> lol
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> sensimilla..
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> now pls!! ;) mwa
18:00 <koalabeer> http://www.marijuana.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Its-a-plant.png
19:00 <BillyGoat> how does it bring uyou more into life if when you on it all the time things arnt real
19:00 <Q{{_m4lads> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41KMByxE6lo
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: alice and the hookah (Dec 1, 2011) 1:40 - Category: People and Blogs - 27,550 views - 49 likes (98%), 1 dislikes (2%)
19:00 <BillyGoat> i only drink once a week
19:00 <simba> what are you talking about dude? "things arent real" what do you mean? lol
19:00 <Q{{_m4lads> man one of my key of my kb broke
19:00 <simba> see this is the problem witht alking about something you dont understand and havent experienced, BillyGoat
19:00 <BillyGoat> you think you going to have better thoughts on things if your on drugs?
19:00 <Q{{_m4lads> i replaced a few already
20:00 <BillyGoat> like your goimng to understand better if your on pot?
20:00 <lapoubelle> yes, its magical
20:00 <koalabeer> http://chrisbearde.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/bong20and2020bongs.jpg
20:00 <simba> understand what better?
20:00 <Q{{_m4lads> these are expensive feature packed kb too
20:00 <simba> youre trying to put something complicated into laymans terms, BillyGoat
20:00 <simba> it doesnt work like that
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oi j
20:00 <simba> you need further education and experience
20:00 <BillyGoat> lol
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> !ping
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> http://images.motorcycle-usa.com/PhotoGallerys/07_ktm_450exc_main.jpg
20:00 <BillyGoat> you cant be normal
20:00 <lapoubelle> its ok to smoke if YOU think its ok, not the others
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> Thats my new bike j
20:00 <BillyGoat> so you have too smoke pot
20:00 <BillyGoat> to feel good
21:00 <BillyGoat> ?
21:00 <lapoubelle> thats not true
21:00 <simba> what
21:00 <BillyGoat> why do you have to smoke pot too feel good
21:00 <simba> nobody has to do that
21:00 <lapoubelle> i just smoke sometimes, because it like the feeling
21:00 <BillyGoat> why do you feel the need too smoke pot
21:00 <lapoubelle> tried it out
21:00 <simba> smoking weed makes anybody feel good if they smoke in positive circumstances, ie. not in a place that can make them feel good
21:00 <lapoubelle> then u'll know
21:00 <simba> using psychedelics is only a good experience
22:00 <simba> unless you mix them with negative drugs like alcohol
22:00 <BillyGoat> most what i seen its had negative effects on ppl 
22:00 <simba> you just dont get it BillyGoat you have to try it for yourself, like commenting on a rollercoaster or eating chocolate, you just dont understand until you do it yourself
22:00 <simba> thats why youre confused
23:00 <simba> would you shit on this much about how much chocolate sucks if you had no idea what it tasted like
23:00 <simba> no!!
23:00 <BillyGoat> ive spent time with ppl that msoke pot all the time 
23:00 <BillyGoat> they become very slefish
23:00 <simba> so have i
23:00 <simba> some people are selfish yes
23:00 <BillyGoat> and after years of smoking it they dont work
24:00 <simba> does that make you jealous
24:00 <BillyGoat> dont produce anything
24:00 <BillyGoat> an think the world owes the,
24:00 <simba> whats your point
24:00 <BillyGoat> jealous odf what ?
24:00 <lapoubelle> billy boy you should be more openminded
24:00 <simba> i dont get your point
24:00 <BillyGoat> havin a wekaness of havin too smoeke pot all the time?
24:00 <simba> you are drunk and disorientated
24:00 <simba> drunk at the keyboard
24:00 <BillyGoat> lol of course you dont because you smoke it yourself
24:00 <lapoubelle> nooo pot smokers arent selfish they just dont care
25:00 <BillyGoat> not caring is being selfish 
25:00 <BillyGoat> yeah
25:00 <BillyGoat> i dont care about my kids
25:00 <simba> youre being selfish by talking about a subject you dont understand and making us read your bullshit
25:00 <simba> that is selfish
25:00 <BillyGoat> im too busy smoking pot
25:00 <lapoubelle> haha sooo drunk ppl do care?
25:00 <BillyGoat> im stoned
25:00 <lapoubelle> naaaat
25:00 <lapoubelle> they cant even walk
25:00 <BillyGoat> haha simba
25:00 <simba> you are resorting to stereotypes to get some kind of point across but im not even sure what it is
25:00 <BillyGoat> thats why pot is illegale
25:00 <Timelord> Hey Irish ppl are drunk 90% of the time, and THEY DO care
26:00 <BillyGoat> alcohol is legal
26:00 <lapoubelle> touché simba
26:00 <BillyGoat> and pot isnt
26:00 <simba> BillyGoat see PM
26:00 <BillyGoat> how come
26:00 <BillyGoat> pot isnt legal?
26:00 <koalabeer> cause ur a fagt
26:00 <simba> why dont you research and find out yourself
26:00 <simba> since you want to know so bad
26:00 <simba> i tried PMing you a link but you arent interested?
26:00 <BillyGoat> nuh why would i read it
26:00 <simba> because you keep asking the same question?
27:00 <simba> you keep coming back to why one is legal and one is illegal?
27:00 <BillyGoat> you just say that because you smoke it
27:00 <simba> even though alchohol USED to be illegal.....
27:00 <BillyGoat> but it is already socially unacceptable 
27:00 <simba> no im speaking about this subject without personal feelings coming into it
27:00 <simba> try to do the same
27:00 <BillyGoat> lol yes, use to be
27:00 <simba> old mate
27:00 <BillyGoat> how come pot isnt legal now
27:00 <BillyGoat> ?
27:00 <simba> things go in cycles mate, thats what you need to understand
27:00 <simba> again, do some research..... lol
27:00 <simba> find out yourself
27:00 <simba> click the link i gave you
27:00 <simba> instead of sounding like a thirteen year old
27:00 <simba> and repeating yourself
27:00 <simba> .
27:00 <lapoubelle> aren't you old enough to do things iven if its illegal?
27:00 <BillyGoat> if alcohol was illegal before an legal now how come pot isnt leaga 
28:00 <simba> holy shit 
28:00 <simba> lol
28:00 <BillyGoat> lol
28:00 <simba> you are too drunk to even have this conversation dude
28:00 <BillyGoat> simba dosnt even have a job
28:00 <BillyGoat> so he wouldnt know about responsibilities
28:00 <simba> slander
28:00 <koalabeer> he repeats himself like that cuase hes at the end of the road he got nothing
28:00 <simba> yea
28:00 <simba> its sad
28:00 <BillyGoat> why u keep pmin me for simba
28:00 <simba> we are trying to better him
28:00 <simba> because you keep asking the same question BillyGoat
28:00 <simba> im helping you out mate :~)
29:00 <lapoubelle> i need help too, now :P
29:00 <BillyGoat> i could find ya 1 million sites sayin why pot is worse for you then alcohol
29:00 <simba> ok find one...
29:00 <BillyGoat> why
29:00 <simba> not sure why thats relevent but ok
29:00 <simba> lol
29:00 <BillyGoat> i dont care much what ya thinl
29:00 <simba> yes you do
29:00 <^pilot^> why am i up at 4 am on a sunday fkn morning
29:00 <^pilot^> figure me that one out please
29:00 <Timelord> lol
29:00 <BillyGoat> its just entertainin me atm
29:00 <faux> .
30:00 <BillyGoat> before i sleep 
30:00 <BillyGoat> so what ya found a site a pot smoker wrote
30:00 <BillyGoat> lol'
30:00 <BillyGoat> big deal v
30:00 <BillyGoat> yeah i been smokin pot all day pats 30 years
30:00 <simba> you are so closed minded you are dismissing the link without even reading it?
30:00 <BillyGoat> hasnt had an affect on mke
30:00 <simba> that just says more about you than anything else BillyGoat
30:00 <BillyGoat> well i look in the real world
30:00 <simba> you have proven yourself to be a poor debater and an even worse thinker tonight BillyGoat
31:00 <BillyGoat> look at how many ppl that smoke pot dont work
31:00 <BillyGoat> stral
31:00 <BillyGoat> steal*
31:00 <BillyGoat> ect against ppl that drink
31:00 <^pilot^> BG
31:00 <^pilot^> actually man 
31:00 <BillyGoat> alot more ppl steal to get drugs then buy alcohol 
31:00 <koalabeer> <BillyGoat> well i look in the real world and that real world is looking into a bottle of alcohol
31:00 <^pilot^> im not a pot smoker 
31:00 <lapoubelle> billy i want to see your source, common just give weed a chance
31:00 <lapoubelle> thats unfair
31:00 <^pilot^> but even i think that they should make pot legal 
31:00 <BillyGoat> source of what
31:00 <^pilot^> Washington State 
31:00 <^pilot^> set the precedent
32:00 <BillyGoat> oh yeah america
32:00 <BillyGoat> all the chool shootings ect
32:00 <BillyGoat> school
32:00 <Timelord> im just surprised how everyones so awake at this hour!
32:00 <BillyGoat> real benchmark
32:00 <^pilot^> And if they were smoking pot
32:00 <^pilot^> they would be too stoned
32:00 <^pilot^> to shoot at kids
32:00 <lapoubelle> pll with alcohol problems too
32:00 <BillyGoat> pilot, maybe they should do what you do, drive a tai stoned
32:00 <BillyGoat> taxi
32:00 <^pilot^> number one
32:00 <^pilot^> i dont drive cabs
32:00 <lapoubelle> you said you know 1 mio pages
32:00 <BillyGoat> you use to'
33:00 <^pilot^> and number two, when i drove cabs, i was 100% sober 
33:00 <koalabeer> lol taxi driver
33:00 <BillyGoat> its easier to get stoned
33:00 <BillyGoat> then get drunk
33:00 <^pilot^> koalabeer Your point ? 
33:00 <^pilot^> BG, i said 100% sober
33:00 <koalabeer> is ^pilot^ a paki or some ugly smelly thing?
33:00 <^pilot^> drugs/alcohol
33:00 <^pilot^> koala nego
33:00 <^pilot^> white aussie 
33:00 <^pilot^> who knew where he was going
33:00 <lapoubelle> you're always using the same arguments
33:00 <^pilot^> and could speak fluent english
33:00 <simba> alcohol is one of the worst drugs there is
34:00 <lapoubelle> do you know how you identify a liar?
34:00 <simba> the one lying?
34:00 <koalabeer> lol
35:00 <Timelord> goes into politics?
35:00 <lapoubelle> he always uses the same words, an innocent person tells the story in diffent ways. thats like with ppl who know the're wrong
35:00 <^pilot^> Timelord
35:00 <^pilot^> never left politics ?
35:00 <lapoubelle> thats just an example
36:00 <BillyGoat> lol
36:00 <simba> yeah BillyGoat definitely knows hes wrong thats why hes gone round in a circle instead of debating. but people that old are stuck in their ways and afraid of change, and hes also probably a little stubborn, its rare for someone his age to back down in their wrong beliefs and accept facts theyve dodged so far in their lives
36:00 <BillyGoat> if you told a stoiry in diff ways it wouldnt be all true 
36:00 <BillyGoat> because if it wasd true you would tell it in the same way
36:00 <simba> just a silly old drunk
36:00 <BillyGoat> pot smokers bad memory
36:00 <simba> the sooner those types move on the sooner we can become a better peoples
36:00 <lapoubelle> in a different way or with more details
37:00 <BillyGoat> thats why its allways a diff story when told again 
37:00 <lapoubelle> a liar will always use the same points
37:00 <Timelord> so no politician?
37:00 <lapoubelle> ever heard of Munchkinland 
37:00 <BillyGoat> someone uses same points stand their ground
37:00 <lapoubelle> sorr
37:00 <lapoubelle> y
37:00 <lapoubelle> sorry " the lives of others"?
37:00 <BillyGoat> an believes in what they are syinng
37:00 <BillyGoat> saying
37:00 <lapoubelle> yeah with 2 arguments
38:00 <lapoubelle> be more openminded
38:00 <lapoubelle> it will help you
38:00 <lapoubelle> you dont have to smoke it
38:00 <lapoubelle> just accept it
38:00 <koalabeer> he doesnt know what that means
38:00 <lapoubelle> you havent tried it yet
38:00 <BillyGoat> hey i dont think alcohol is all that good either but i bet on anything i drink much less a week then pot smokers get stoned
38:00 <BillyGoat> ive had drugs before
39:00 <simba> dude there are casual weed smokers too
39:00 <koalabeer> asprin from coles
39:00 <BillyGoat> biut because they have a fast effect then alcohol i think they are worse
39:00 <simba> you are pretending that everyone who smokes is some day time daily user
39:00 <simba> lol
39:00 <BillyGoat> its easier to get stoned then drunk 
39:00 <simba> youre just speaking of like six people youve known in your little life in western australia
39:00 <BillyGoat> i know simba
39:00 <BillyGoat> how come so many ppl on here smoke cones and hardly leave the house
40:00 <BillyGoat> an have mental issues
40:00 <simba> you have to stop using stereotypes and generalisations because otherwise you dont really have a point to stand on
40:00 <BillyGoat> like loofy ect 
40:00 <simba> i dunno man youd have to ask them
40:00 <lapoubelle> "its easier to get stoned" how many times will you type it again??
40:00 <koalabeer> now hes talking about irc
40:00 <simba> are you asking me that?
40:00 <lapoubelle> :D
40:00 <BillyGoat> how come the ook with the most serious mental issues smoke so much 
40:00 <BillyGoat> but dont drink much alochol 
40:00 <BillyGoat> like panda and loofy ect 
40:00 <simba> what? panda doesnt smoke
40:00 <simba> he drinks
40:00 <simba> see you are just lying
40:00 <BillyGoat> he smokes
40:00 <BillyGoat> takes drugs
40:00 <simba> to get some kind of point across
41:00 <simba> you need experience not generalisations
41:00 <simba> panda doesnt even smoke weed
41:00 <lapoubelle> how do you know if he takes drugs? 
41:00 <BillyGoat> lol simbva you know popl on here more then i do
41:00 <simba> he is a drinker
41:00 <simba> yea
41:00 <BillyGoat> you spoend more time with ppl on here then i dfo 
41:00 <lapoubelle> i can type everything even if its not true
41:00 <simba> yes so i know you are wrong here
41:00 <BillyGoat> i spend more time with ppl in the real world
41:00 <BillyGoat> lol
41:00 <simba> probably not
41:00 <simba> you cant say what i do afk
41:00 <lapoubelle> so why are you here?
42:00 <simba> now youre just resorting to a petty personal attack because you dont know how to debate
42:00 <BillyGoat> i dont care what ya think i just arguing with a bunch of pot smokers so of course they going to side up with you
42:00 <koalabeer> how come BillyGoat aka wots_ur_cupsize spent 6 years on irc trying to make a friend for the firts time in his life, spoke to somje3 chick named sonia, told her he loves her after 5 minutes of talking and then sends her $8k
42:00 <simba> another generalisation
42:00 <BillyGoat> why do you smoke pot
42:00 <simba> there are plenty of people here that get drunk every night and embarass themselves, like Shadowgate and you yourself BillyGoat
43:00 <simba> plenty of alcohol abusers that use it to escape
43:00 <BillyGoat> i dont get drunk everynight
43:00 <lapoubelle> the reason why we drink
43:00 <koalabeer> why did you send $8k to sonia BillyGoat aka wots_ur_cupsize?
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> !ping
43:00 <BillyGoat> simba you might be better at spelling them me but your not better at maths
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
43:00 <simba> if you want to know why people smoke or drink or eat chocolate or go go-karting, just ask them
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> gives a shit
43:00 <simba> there is no one reason 
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're a waste of energy
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> only thing you ever did right was coming out head first.
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> motherfucker.
44:00 <lapoubelle> who's sonia?
44:00 <koalabeer> haha
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
44:00 <koalabeer> some chick BillyGoat thought he could have a future with
44:00 <koalabeer> even though they never met
45:00 <BillyGoat> i never smoked pot
45:00 <BillyGoat> ive had a cookie with pot in it
45:00 <BillyGoat> fuk never have that shit again 
45:00 <koalabeer> but sends her $8k to her paypal
45:00 <lapoubelle> he met her here???
45:00 <simba> how did it make you feel BillyGoat?
45:00 <koalabeer> cause he tried to buy her love
45:00 <lapoubelle> with the daughter??
45:00 <BillyGoat> made me feel like shit
45:00 <BillyGoat> i like
45:00 <simba> can you elaborate?
45:00 <BillyGoat> made me very demotivated
46:00 <BillyGoat> that why i dunno why popl take it
46:00 <BillyGoat> its more a demotivator 
46:00 <simba> everyone reacts to it differently
46:00 <simba> if the first time you got high was eating a weed cookie which is powerful body hitting stuff
46:00 <simba> then its not surprising that you felt "demotivated"
47:00 <simba> you just want to sit down and not move whilst eating hash cookies
47:00 <simba> its a different kind of high
47:00 <BillyGoat> well from ppl i seen smoke it all the time i see they pretty demovitaed in life
47:00 <simba> yes i know dude
47:00 <simba> thats the only "point" youve had
47:00 <BillyGoat> and over the years their beahiour gets worse
47:00 <simba> and made repeatedly
47:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <BillyGoat> like mood swings ect 
47:00 <BillyGoat> thats right
48:00 <BillyGoat> dosnt amtter what you say aint gonna change me mind 
48:00 <lapoubelle> actually you can buy a girl :O every girl/woman loves diamonds :p
48:00 <simba> what youre saying is that someone who smokes every day ends up demotivated yes that happens with just about anything you use and abuse every day
48:00 <simba> doesnt it?
48:00 <BillyGoat> more ppl smoke pot all day then drink alcohol all day 
48:00 <simba> where?
48:00 <simba> in aus?
48:00 <BillyGoat> yep
48:00 <simba> how can you prove that?
48:00 <BillyGoat> how? because its just too easy to get stoned
48:00 <simba> australia is a drinking nation
48:00 <simba> no i said how can you prove what you just said
49:00 <simba> where did you read that, news.com?
49:00 <koalabeer> hes just repeating the same thing
49:00 <simba> yea its mental
49:00 <BillyGoat> simba just beause you posted a site too me about pot
49:00 <simba> BillyGoat
49:00 <simba> <simba> how can you prove that?
49:00 <BillyGoat> i cant find plenty about pot being worse the nalcohol 
49:00 <simba> you didnt even click my link
49:00 <simba> so dont comment on it
49:00 <BillyGoat> why
50:00 <BillyGoat> its just prob written by a pot smoker
50:00 <simba> terrible.
50:00 <BillyGoat> whats the diff between that and what you seen on the news?
50:00 <simba> its not even an article you fuckwit
50:00 <simba> its a picture
50:00 <simba> lmao
50:00 <simba> its a pretty little picture even an alcoholic like you can understand
50:00 <simba> lol
50:00 <BillyGoat> lol i never looked
50:00 <BillyGoat> i bet you smoke pot more days then i drink
51:00 <simba> you are a waste of time tho youre too old and set in your ways, happy with your generalisations and your "probablys"
51:00 <BillyGoat> haha thats right
51:00 <BillyGoat> good old days
51:00 <BillyGoat> when ppl had morals
51:00 <simba> what
51:00 <simba> so you call being stubborn and refusing to open your mind to new possibilities having morals
52:00 <simba> youre just going to die lonely and confused in a small country town unless you realise that most of the things you think you know are wrong
52:00 <simba> lol
52:00 <BillyGoat> lol
52:00 <simba> im sorry but there it is straight up
52:00 <lapoubelle> thats actually sad, isnt it simba?
52:00 <simba> it is sad
52:00 <simba> thats why im trying 2 reach out to the guy
52:00 <simba> but some people dont want saving
52:00 <simba> like he asks the questions so hes clearly confused and keen to understand
53:00 <simba> but he just cant process it i guess
53:00 <BillyGoat> ive already experienced spending time with pot smokers in the real world so if you think you can make me become more open minded about it good luck
53:00 <BillyGoat> see i can say the egatives about alcohol too
53:00 <simba> so you smoked weed with like a dozen people out of six billion
53:00 <simba> and youre set for life?
53:00 <BillyGoat> negatives
53:00 <simba> lolololol
53:00 <BillyGoat> but you cant say any about pot
53:00 <simba> have you ever been overseas man?
53:00 <lapoubelle> you think its stupid, but have you try it out? no. so you can say how it is
53:00 <simba> have you even been to all the states in Aus?
53:00 <BillyGoat> just shows your biased towards pot because you smoke it
53:00 <simba> you havent experienced shit
54:00 <simba> dont try to attack me i have no bias like you
54:00 <simba> this isnt personal for me its a discussion
54:00 <BillyGoat> lapoubelle i seen its affects on ppl, why would i want too try it
54:00 <lapoubelle> you know, my pll have all their jobs and they smoke after work
54:00 <BillyGoat> simba at the end of the say you smoke more pot then i drink alcohol so you going to defend it like thers nothing wrong with smoke it
55:00 <simba> no you dont know that
55:00 <simba> another assumption...
55:00 <simba> u r terrible m8
55:00 <BillyGoat> lapoubelle i work with 2 ppl that smokes it during work
55:00 <simba> how do you know how often i do anything BillyGoat
55:00 <BillyGoat> none with alcohol
55:00 <lapoubelle> and they're normal, a pot smoker is better than a really drunk person, who cant even walk nor talk
55:00 <BillyGoat> over the years their behaviour got worse, mood swings ect 
55:00 <simba> youve spent time with lower class pot smokers, people like you that use it to escape and do nothing and drink alcohol at the same time, they give psychedelics a bad name
55:00 <BillyGoat> they had to smoke it too feel calm 
56:00 <BillyGoat> ph what is an upperclass pot smoker
56:00 <lapoubelle> these are the hardcore ones
56:00 <BillyGoat> someomen that smokes with a gold plated pipe?
56:00 <simba> youre just too sheltered to understand
56:00 <lapoubelle> you can compare them to hardcore alcoholic
56:00 <BillyGoat> lol sheltered
56:00 <simba> youve probably only lived in one australian state
56:00 <BillyGoat> theres more hardcore pot smokers then alxos
56:00 <simba> prove it
57:00 <BillyGoat> there is more crime from drug use then alcohol
57:00 <simba> you said more people smoke than drink in aus
57:00 <simba> prove it
57:00 <BillyGoat> like stealoing ect 
57:00 <BillyGoat> glassings
57:00 <simba> glassings?
57:00 <BillyGoat> prove what 
57:00 <simba> lmao
57:00 <simba> you think more stoners glass people than alcos
57:00 <simba> i mean what
57:00 <BillyGoat> lol simba not experienced life?
57:00 <simba> youre just lying to us
57:00 <BillyGoat> too busy stoned in your bedroom 
57:00 <BillyGoat> lol
57:00 <BillyGoat> never go out
57:00 <BillyGoat> oh im so wasted
57:00 <BillyGoat> layin on my bed from smokin cones
57:00 <simba> terrible
57:00 <BillyGoat> never been out in a long time
57:00 <Q{{_m4lads> so true BillyGoat 
57:00 <simba> <BillyGoat> there is more crime from drug use then alcohol - alcohol is a drug
58:00 <Q{{_m4lads> furiously
58:00 <Q{{_m4lads> profusely
58:00 <BillyGoat> yeah thats why alcohol is legal 
58:00 <BillyGoat> lol
58:00 <BillyGoat> an pot aint
58:00 <lapoubelle> thats the stereotypes billy
58:00 <simba> people this stupid should not be allowed to poison other peoples minds by speaking to them
58:00 <BillyGoat> how come there is like no where you can go to get stoned legally 
58:00 <simba> there is
58:00 <simba> lmao
58:00 <simba> retard
58:00 <BillyGoat> if it is so socially acceptable 
59:00 <simba> owned
59:00 <BillyGoat> fuk
59:00 <simba> <BillyGoat> how come there is like no where you can go to get stoned legally
59:00 <BillyGoat> i feel sorry for most ppl in here if they going to have kids
59:00 <BillyGoat> gonna grow up a drug eddict family
59:00 <BillyGoat> yes simba
59:00 <BillyGoat> how come
59:00 <simba> there is dickhead
59:00 <BillyGoat> but you can drink alchol
59:00 <simba> lmao
59:00 <Q{{_m4lads> castrate them BillyGoat, dont be sorry!
59:00 <BillyGoat> like where
59:00 <BillyGoat> lol
00:00 <simba> dude have a think about it
00:00 <simba> use your brain for once in this boring conversation
00:00 <simba> think outside australia
00:00 <simba> you should find the answer
00:00 <BillyGoat> lol outside asutralia aggaga
00:00 <BillyGoat> ahahaha
00:00 <simba> yes
00:00 <simba> you know there are more countries on earth
00:00 <BillyGoat> ahaha wow outside australia
00:00 <BillyGoat> we are inside australia 
00:00 <simba> are you thinking
00:00 <simba> wb steenz
00:00 <simba> ༼ ºل͟º ༽ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴍᴇ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ zᴇʟᴅᴏ ༼ ºل͟º ༽
01:00 <simba> think of a country where you can legally buy and smoke cannabis
01:00 <BillyGoat> simba name one state in australia alcohol is illegal ?
01:00 <simba> dont try 2 change the subject
01:00 <BillyGoat> simba name 10 countries pot is legal too smoke
01:00 <BillyGoat> name 10 countires alcohol is illgeal?
01:00 <lapoubelle> amsterdam here we come!
01:00 <lapoubelle> :D
01:00 <simba> <simba> think of a country where you can legally buy and smoke cannabis
01:00 <BillyGoat> nuh your talkin overseas
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
01:00 <simba> lapoubelle gave you a MASSIVE clue
01:00 <BillyGoat> name 10 countries
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> BillyGoat
01:00 <simba> will you get it?
01:00 <BillyGoat> pot is legal
01:00 <Timelord> BillyGoat that's is easy
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're so fucking stupid
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> I won't say why
01:00 <simba> honestly he named the main city in the country dude
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> but you are.
01:00 <lapoubelle> iraque, iran, dubai, algery, morocco, egypt
01:00 <lapoubelle> etc
01:00 <simba> please tell me you know it
01:00 <Timelord> All countries in middle-east!
01:00 <BillyGoat> thats 5 lapoubelle
02:00 <lapoubelle> its forbitten for their natives
02:00 <BillyGoat> lol an look at the middle east
02:00 <BillyGoat> lolo
02:00 <lapoubelle> mom im not finished
02:00 <BillyGoat> crime
02:00 <BillyGoat> murders
02:00 <BillyGoat> rapoes
02:00 <BillyGoat> lol
02:00 <BillyGoat> yeah who wants to live in the middle east 
02:00 <simba> all that shit happens everywhere?
02:00 <BillyGoat> oh yeah
02:00 <simba> did you think of the country yet BillyGoat?
02:00 <BillyGoat> its so much safer over there then here
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> FORBITTEN!
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> FOREBITTEN
02:00 <simba> now hes talking about the safety in the middle east
02:00 <BillyGoat> simba why not move too the middle easyt bro 
02:00 <simba> like its relevent
02:00 <simba> lol
02:00 <BillyGoat> cheap pot
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck is this cunt on about
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> lapoubelle
03:00 <Timelord> all muslim countries in fact.
03:00 <simba> you got owned so hard tonight peter
03:00 <BillyGoat> lol
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> this about weed?
03:00 <BillyGoat> thats why all the muslims want too move here
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> weed is illegal all over the world
03:00 <BillyGoat> get away from war torn country
03:00 <lapoubelle> chechenya, pakistan, lybia,
03:00 <simba> oh god not you too PandasDontDrive
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> it was tollerated in Amsterdam for years
03:00 <Timelord> BillyGoat muslims go everywhere!
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> only legal for sick people in certain places
03:00 <BillyGoat> cant ya name any western world countries
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> ask any fucking lawyer
03:00 <Timelord> But this is gonna end soon, ww3 is comming.
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> it;s like people say it was legal in adelaide
04:00 <lapoubelle> i was talking about alcohol pandaboo
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> asked my lawyer, told me it never was
04:00 <Timelord> Russia, China, + most arabic nations against the west! BOOM
04:00 <simba> you can still buy blunts in amsterdam and smoke them outside cafes dude
04:00 <BillyGoat> is that it in the western worlks
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> tollerated not legal
04:00 <BillyGoat> amsterdam
04:00 <lapoubelle> actually weed isnt legal in holland
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> tollerated to keep pushers off the streets
04:00 <BillyGoat> fuk not many countries western world ya cant drink alcohol
04:00 <lapoubelle> the other laws just sucked, so there's a door for weed
04:00 <simba> yeah were not talking about full on distribution though
05:00 <BillyGoat> lol keep pushers off the street 
05:00 <BillyGoat> oly excuse for it
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> im all in for legal weed in aus
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> but itd be shit
05:00 <BillyGoat> why would it be shit
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> and do you want to pay tax on shitty legal weed simba?
05:00 <Timelord> WW3 ppl! 
05:00 <Timelord> Who cares about weed?
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> when you can get good shit now :D
05:00 <BillyGoat> tax ids good only goes back into the community 
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> we should tollerate it
05:00 <Timelord> Oz will be neutral of course.
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> Adelaide, first city to tollerate weed!
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
06:00 <simba> lmao the community
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> have some nice choof cafees
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> NO BOGAN signs up
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> NO SALISBURY/ELIZABETH signs up
06:00 <BillyGoat> smoke pit is very bogan
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> like banning coloured folk huhu
06:00 <BillyGoat> pot
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> and signs up saying SUDES GO HOME YOU THEIVING CUNTS
06:00 <simba> no, youre the bogan, BillyGoat
06:00 <simba> you grew up with bogans, you live in a bogan town, you are a bogan
07:00 <simba> your experiences with everything alwys involve bogans
07:00 <BillyGoat> smokin pot is lower class then drinkin alcohol
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Ron is the biggest bogan on irc
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> he calls it "Being Aussie"
07:00 <lapoubelle> billy who said that?
07:00 <lapoubelle> hahaha
07:00 <BillyGoat> its dirty
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> he's into footy beer and boobs
07:00 <lapoubelle> dont listen to others
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> so its no wonder he's a virgin.
07:00 <lapoubelle> be yourself, have your own opinion
07:00 <BillyGoat> i dunno bout bogan town simba 
08:00 <BillyGoat> the houses prices here much more expnesive then adelaide
08:00 <simba> yeah bogans like TheRon and BillyGoat will just die uncultured and stuck in little country towns and the most they hear about life outside their towns is on irc from people who have experienced so much more
08:00 <BillyGoat> adelaide is the poor ppls city
08:00 <BillyGoat> cheap housing
08:00 <BillyGoat> espensive here
08:00 <simba> u keep telling urself that BillyGoat *applies 2 everything u type*
08:00 <BillyGoat> adelaide is like the worst city in aus
08:00 <BillyGoat> ppl no money
08:00 <BillyGoat> lol
09:00 <simba> go 2 bed man, ur old, drunk and disorientated
09:00 <Timelord> old?
09:00 <Timelord> :x
09:00 <BillyGoat> lol simba is a teenager
09:00 <simba> :z
09:00 <simba> u wish
09:00 <BillyGoat> so 31 is very old compared too him
09:00 <lapoubelle> back to my good input about liars, if this con were about a murderer, and we wanna know who murdererd it would be billy :O 
09:00 <BillyGoat> plus he dosnt have a job
10:00 <koalabeer> neither do you
10:00 <BillyGoat> im self employed
10:00 <koalabeer> ur 'spray painting' job is a lie isnt it peter
10:00 <Q{{_m4lads> convert billy by passive smoke pls
10:00 <simba> was peter also staffy?
10:00 <BillyGoat> lol funny my abn been active past 9 years
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> woooo
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> finally on aus server
11:00 <BillyGoat> how does it stay actibve if i dont work
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love ownin cunts wit ma whirly bird
11:00 <lapoubelle> "self employed" of course you have a company
11:00 <koalabeer> wow u got an abn but u still dont work peter
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba wish u were into bf4 we could have so much fun killing ppl in various hilarious ways and dissing ppl on irc
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> OH THE LIFE!
11:00 <BillyGoat> i dont have a company
11:00 <BillyGoat> im sole trader
11:00 <simba> lol
11:00 <lapoubelle> common only having a company is legit to "self employed"
11:00 <BillyGoat> but you dont kn ow much about business
12:00 <koalabeer> u got no abn peter
12:00 <BillyGoat> so ya wouldnt have a clue 
12:00 <koalabeer> u got no job
12:00 <BillyGoat> lol company and sole trader 2 diff things
12:00 <lapoubelle> actually i do know a lot about business
12:00 <koalabeer> ur a loser living in a rental cabin in buso
12:00 <koalabeer> drinking piss at the local pub in a corner hoping a female would approch u
12:00 <koalabeer> no luck
13:00 <BillyGoat> a compamy has directors ect
13:00 <simba> BillyGoat is the prototypical old irc loser that latches onto people better off than him in every way and tries to bring them down to his level, its awkward as fuck
13:00 <BillyGoat> but you are too dumb too know
13:00 <koalabeer> u get on irc n giuve shit to everuyone else who smokes weed
13:00 <BillyGoat> if you know so much about business how come you dont know the diff lapoubelle
13:00 <BillyGoat> you even own a business?
13:00 <BillyGoat> whats the tax rates
13:00 <koalabeer> wots ur abn peter?
14:00 <BillyGoat> why ya want it for
14:00 <simba> stop trying to make people as stupid as you by having them listen to you BillyGoat
14:00 <koalabeer> coz i want some spray paintin done
14:00 <BillyGoat> lol but lapoubelle said she knows so much about business
15:00 <BillyGoat> a pot smoker dosmnt know the diff bewteen a sole trader and a compnay 
15:00 <BillyGoat> yet knows about business
15:00 <lapoubelle> yeah billy you're your own director if your self employed
15:00 <BillyGoat> you dont know shit
16:00 <BillyGoat> your just another pot smokin bum 
16:00 <lapoubelle> i work for a swiss bank and i do know a lot of things about the business, more than you.
16:00 <Skirmish> LOL
16:00 <BillyGoat> yeah im sure
16:00 <simba> BillyGoat, all the drugs you drank at the pub tonight are turning you retarded. go to bed
16:00 <BillyGoat> thats why ya didnt know the diff between a company and sole trader
16:00 <Skirmish> I love the fantasy stories that get told on the internet. 
16:00 <lapoubelle> yyeah, im an it person too, why would you think im here??
16:00 <lapoubelle> haha
16:00 <BillyGoat> just like simba dosnt know math 
17:00 <simba> what
17:00 <simba> mate i passed high school i didnt drop out like you
17:00 <BillyGoat> thinks 187cm in 6`25 lol
17:00 <simba> to start some fucking paint business
17:00 <BillyGoat> 6`2.5
17:00 <BillyGoat> lol
17:00 <simba> go 2 bed BillyGoat u r drunk
17:00 <BillyGoat> hoiw is 187 cm 6`2.5
17:00 <BillyGoat> you dumb fuck
18:00 <simba> what
18:00 <BillyGoat> dont you know its 30.5cm per foot
18:00 <BillyGoat> fuk your useless at problem solving
18:00 <simba> what problem s
18:00 <BillyGoat> you know how to spell because you sit on the pc all day lookin at words
18:00 <BillyGoat> when it comes too problem solving your useless
18:00 <simba> what problem
18:00 <koalabeer> BillyGoat ur name wouldnt hapen to be Peter Anthony Chamberlain n ur abn 23 500 568 340?
18:00 <simba> what are you rambling on about now
19:00 <BillyGoat> you hopeless at maths
19:00 <simba> are you talking about the time where i said 187cm is 6'2 or 6'1 i couldnt remember which
19:00 <simba> that has nothing to do with maths, more memory
19:00 <simba> ...
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> this dudes wiring is all fucked up
19:00 <simba> why did he just randomly bring that up......
19:00 <Skirmish> I'm a Nigerian Prince. Give me your bank account details you cunts!
20:00 <BillyGoat> maths isnt memory 
20:00 <BillyGoat> spelling is memory 
20:00 <simba> not remembering something is because of your memory failing, dude
20:00 <simba> lol
20:00 <simba> jesus
21:00 <Skirmish> Are you an alcoholic BillyGoat? That's as bad as being a pot smoker. 
21:00 <simba> u need 2 go 2 bed now BillyGoat u drank drugs all night and now u r rambling
22:00 <BillyGoat> ye
22:00 <BillyGoat> im pretty tired
22:00 <BillyGoat> you kids behave
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah damn
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> there goes fun
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> FAGGOT
23:00 <lapoubelle> dumb is to have an other system than the metric one
24:00 <lapoubelle> and only 3 countries in the world dont know them, thats dumb
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> "You're dumb." "I've never been called dumb before." "You're dumb"
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> ben mendleson <3
24:00 <Q{{_m4lads> looks like we have an intermission
24:00 <Q{{_m4lads> breaking news:
25:00 <Q{{_m4lads> TV repairman Robert Knowles has been fined £4340 ($7810) for flying his remote control plane over a UK shipyard that built nuclear submarines. The plane had crashed into the sea near the yard, and Knowles was traced because a camera on the delta wing plane had recorded his car registration number and the name of his company.
25:00 <Q{{_m4lads> thats all for today, not much going on
26:00 <simba> who cares
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> this coffee has NOT made me need to pewp.
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
28:00 <Q{{_m4lads> http://www.essentialkids.com.au/older-kids/development-for-older-kids/the-funniest-my-child-found-my-vibrator-story-youll-ever-read-20140331-35snw.html
28:00 <simba> typical american paranoia site
29:00 <simba> dont link us to your bullshit Q
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> like um
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> baby accused of attempted murder in court
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn ppl scammed so easy
29:00 <simba> country of paranoid retards
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's why they rule on bf4
29:00 <simba> look how fucking retarded that article he just linked is
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> take it so serious they play serious
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
31:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/9b45ca78a9bac1670da4368585bebeb0/tumblr_inline_n3kg28sx9W1rnc25d.gif
32:00 <Q{{_m4lads> English comedian Jason Manford surprised 835 fans when he bought them a round of drinks, costing $6300, to apologise for being 40 minutes late to a sell-out show in Lincoln because of heavy traffic.
32:00 <simba> https://24.media.tumblr.com/c18993b81912ff6f8b80e78a0ff585f4/tumblr_n3fsj0RUt61qaqk3no1_500.jpg lmao
32:00 <simba> fuck off Q{{_m4lads
32:00 <Q{{_m4lads> nope
33:00 <Q{{_m4lads> wish harder simba
33:00 <simba> fuck off Q{{_m4lads
34:00 <Q{{_m4lads> coz u lost argument with billy u dont have to take it out on me simbo
34:00 <simba> there was no argument with billy... plus this is a completely different issue
35:00 <simba> you are an unwelcome american
35:00 <simba> you are the longstanding issue
35:00 <simba> he was a temporary issue
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
35:00 <simba> at least he is australian
35:00 <simba> Hahahahaha.
35:00 <A-10_Warthog> simba you crack me up lol
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> who the fuck is Q anyway
36:00 <simba> this old fuck from the usa he looks like a tranny
36:00 <simba> old wrinkly guy
36:00 <simba> paints his nails
36:00 <simba> cool
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's COOL to pee your pants!
36:00 <simba> he honestly looks like pieter but wrinklier and older
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> worst lookin is bastardly one
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> sooky la la
37:00 <Skirmish> I think I finally managed to work out how to ignore using this program. Thanks Q. 
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> i bet he picks the boogers off that nose ring
38:00 <Timelord> any of you guys know what better place to live. Melbourne or Brisbane or Sydney?
38:00 <simba> adelaide
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> hell
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> or adelaide
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
38:00 <Skirmish> Q{{_m4lads is obviously the next perm ban to be done to renovate the channel. 
38:00 <simba> there is no "better" it depends what you want
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> every place is the same
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> chinee everywhere!
39:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ asking the internet where is better to live ... irc of all places. 
39:00 <simba> brisbane is humid i dont like that weather
39:00 <simba> weather could end up deciding what you like best
39:00 <simba> one of the main things
39:00 <Skirmish> You are going to need to turn the internet off and right a list of pros and cons gheylord. 
39:00 <simba> Skirmish there arent many retards on atm, except Q{{_m4lads so maybe someone could actually learn something :O
39:00 <Timelord> Sydney seems cook
39:00 <Timelord> *cool
39:00 <Timelord> Melbourne as well.
40:00 <Skirmish> write. Fuck you auto correct. I am going to turn this shit off. 
40:00 <simba> try melbourne and if its too intense go to adelaide but if its not intense enough go to sydney
40:00 <simba> avoid perth.
40:00 <simba> perth is ok apparently idk who cares
40:00 <Skirmish> Ok I have put it off long enough ... time to go and arm everyone. BBL. 
41:00 <Timelord> thanks for the answers.
41:00 <simba> if you like music adelaide is the best we have the best bands and music culture !!
41:00 <simba> and food culture!!
41:00 <Skirmish> Melbourne would have something to say about the food culture. 
42:00 <simba> fuck the stinky vics!!!!
44:00 <Q{{_m4lads> eqivalent of 32 buses been sent to space
44:00 <Q{{_m4lads> http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-26875544
45:00 <Q{{_m4lads> i had kangaroo steak at north adelaide
46:00 <simba> lol
46:00 <simba> you stay away from my suburb
46:00 <simba> you stay in america
47:00 <^pilot^> MURICA!
47:00 <Timelord> how can u kill Kangaroos? :X
47:00 <^pilot^> with a truck 
47:00 <Timelord> it's like killing a koala!
47:00 <^pilot^> at 102 km/h
47:00 <^pilot^> very easily
47:00 <simba> the same way america kills people... wait no not that horribky
47:00 <simba> horribly*
48:00 <Timelord> I though ozzies were friends with the states?
48:00 <Timelord> like fuzzie&warm friends
48:00 <simba> no there are millions of people here who know how fucked up they are and dont want to become a mini america
49:00 <Q{{_m4lads> i usually walk in adelaide city on weekends wearing tight shorts with suspenders 
50:00 <simba> brb
50:00 <simba> shut the fuck up Q{{_m4lads
50:00 <Q{{_m4lads> i go for stroll around the park near art center
57:00 <Q{{_m4lads> Private schools in Victoria have 60 per cent more money on average to spend on their students: report.
58:00 <Skirmish> lol 102km/h.  So precise. 
58:00 <Skirmish> Sure sign that the story is fabricated. 
02:00 <PietSAbabe> All this jesus shit on tv
02:00 <PietSAbabe> Like fuck im gonna worship someone who didnt do shit for me
02:00 <PietSAbabe> What he turned water to wine
02:00 <PietSAbabe> Some magician shit
03:00 <Skirmish> He died for your sins. 
03:00 <Excessive> mornin carnts!
03:00 <PietSAbabe> I didnt ask him to die for me, whoo dies for someone 2000 years before
03:00 <PietSAbabe> He didnt know I was coming
04:00 <Skirmish> He knew you were going to be a drug addict. 
04:00 <Skirmish> He knows these things. 
04:00 <PietSAbabe> Yeh righto
06:00 <Skirmish> Welcome back. 
06:00 <Skirmish> We're just discussing how jesus died for Piet's sins. 
07:00 <simba> thank u
07:00 <simba> i hope pieter isnt alive
07:00 <simba> i mean awake......
07:00 <Skirmish> I think he might make it through another weekend without an overdose. FOL
08:00 <A-10_Warthog> lol simba
09:00 <Skirmish> I've gone to the ATM near home this morning before coming to work and this old woman comes over and says "It's 630 isn't it?"  I say "No daylight savings finished last night, it's 530".  She yells "MOTHER FUCKER" and walks off. 
09:00 <A-10_Warthog> lol Skirmish
09:00 <A-10_Warthog> the joys of daylight savings
09:00 <Skirmish> The joys of old ladies that swear. 
10:00 <Skirmish> cracked me up. 
10:00 <Skirmish> I was quiet about it though so she didn't hear me laughing at her and turn around and kick my ass. 
10:00 <A-10_Warthog> and that lol
10:00 <simba> i didnt think about it
10:00 <A-10_Warthog> that would of been epic finish, her turning around and kicking your arse lo
12:00 <Skirmish> She was mega old ... I would have had to of let her. 
13:00 <A-10_Warthog> lol
13:00 <A-10_Warthog> lucky the strange and old have gone to bed here lol
14:00 <Skirmish> I want a can of mother but the machine only takes $5 and $10 notes and I have 2 lobsters. 
14:00 <PietSAbabe> ya mums a lobster
16:00 <Skirmish> I am definitely going to have a snooze in reception on the lounge today. 
16:00 <A-10_Warthog> i got a can of mother :D
17:00 <A-10_Warthog> fucking 5 hours of sleep then come to this hell hole for one more day
17:00 <Skirmish> I got 7 hours but feel like I got 3. 
18:00 <A-10_Warthog> yeah i feel like i got fuck all too
18:00 <A-10_Warthog> this is my last day here too thank fuck
20:00 <Scattered> hello
21:00 <lapoubelle> Hi
21:00 <A-10_Warthog> yo
22:00 <Skirmish> So what swiss bank do you work for lapoubelle.
22:00 <lapoubelle> the best one
23:00 <Scattered> whats happening ppl?
23:00 <A-10_Warthog> there is only one person i know from Swiss lol
23:00 <Skirmish> It's Sunday morning, daylight savings is finally over ... not much happening here. 
23:00 <lapoubelle> federer?
23:00 <A-10_Warthog> nope
24:00 <Scattered> yeah back to normal time
24:00 <Scattered> and got an extra hour of party time last nite
24:00 <A-10_Warthog> so are you saying that you werent normal for that time
25:00 <Scattered> umm no
25:00 <A-10_Warthog> thats not what your last statement insisted
26:00 <Skirmish> insisted? 
26:00 <Skirmish> Insinuated? 
26:00 <Scattered> now you are confusing me A-10_Warthog lol
26:00 <Scattered> hey Skirmish
26:00 <A-10_Warthog> thats not hard to do now is it Scattered
27:00 <Scattered> not on sunday mornings
27:00 <A-10_Warthog> whatever Skirmish im a qlder you should know better :P
28:00 <lapoubelle> we're still having saturday here :O
28:00 <lapoubelle> and its dark outside
28:00 <A-10_Warthog> oh about that time last night i was balls deep in my missus :D
29:00 <Scattered> good work A-10_Warthog
29:00 <Skirmish> I've got no idea what you're talking about. 
29:00 <Scattered> i  hope that wasnt the only time u were ballz deep in here
29:00 <Scattered> in her
30:00 <A-10_Warthog> oh it went on for some time :D
30:00 <simba> lol
30:00 <Scattered> good work
30:00 <Scattered> ive only just climbed off
31:00 <Skirmish> A-10_Warthog: How did I taste? 
31:00 <A-10_Warthog> like strawberries :D
31:00 <dudz> is it clear?
31:00 <dudz> have you's got an understanding yet?
31:00 <dudz> i make the rules around here, you's got it?
32:00 <A-10_Warthog> nbo fuck off
32:00 <dudz> oh ok sorry
32:00 <dudz> i'll got hen
32:00 <lapoubelle> bye my fool australian friends :P
32:00 <simba> lmao at dudley
32:00 <A-10_Warthog> seeya lapoubelle
32:00 <Skirmish> Nobody believed for a second you work in a swiss bank. 
33:00 <Skirmish> We're no fools. 
33:00 <A-10_Warthog> who was that lol
33:00 <Skirmish> Some storyteller. 
33:00 <A-10_Warthog> oh right
34:00 <Skirmish> They work IT for a swiss bank they said. 
34:00 <A-10_Warthog> doubt that very much
34:00 <A-10_Warthog> if they did they wouldnt be on here l;ol
34:00 <A-10_Warthog> lol
34:00 <A-10_Warthog> NO FUCK OFF
34:00 <dudz> right!, bunch of really fucked people
35:00 <dudz> froma shit part of australia
35:00 <Skirmish> That is a matter of perspective dudz.
35:00 <dudz> oh hi Skirmish 
35:00 <simba> dudley is actually on beagle levels of crazy
35:00 <dudz> yeah thats what Skirmish said simba , i mean, read what he said and then put your nick on it
36:00 <simba> what
36:00 <simba> everything you type makes no sense
36:00 <dudz> you just need to take more care when reading
36:00 <dudz> i dont conform to your schools standards
36:00 <simba> he never said anything about beagle
36:00 <simba> are you drunk?
36:00 <dudz> anywho
36:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> hello
36:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> wb Ana_Ng 
37:00 <dudz> so what else is there
37:00 <simba> ..dudley?
37:00 <simba> are you drunk?
37:00 <dudz> oh, you want me to answer you
37:00 <simba> .
37:00 <dudz> give you a feeling of control
37:00 <dudz> not gonna do it
37:00 <simba> ...
37:00 <dudz> i do all the control around here
37:00 <simba> are you okay man?
37:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> where every1 go
37:00 <Ana_Ng> Q
37:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> how u doing?
37:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> nice hot day out there
38:00 <A-10_Warthog> im calling drunk simba lol
38:00 <simba> r U CrUnK
38:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> bright blue sky and so warm
38:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> want to swap context and seduce some hotties
39:00 <Skirmish> dudz: http://www.beyondblue.org.au
39:00 <A-10_Warthog> lol Skirmish
39:00 <Ana_Ng> i thought that's what i was doing
40:00 <simba> lol
41:00 <simba> x to the z
42:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> ohh u doing that too...noooo...i got a competitor
44:00 <dudz> right then
44:00 <dudz> so now i have to put up with you simba 
44:00 <dudz> put up with you and all your shit
44:00 <Skirmish> You sound like an online bully simba.
44:00 <dudz> :)
45:00 <simba> i didnt even do anything
45:00 <Skirmish> dudz is making a stand against you. Putting you in your place. 
45:00 <simba> i think dudz is ok with me but idk
45:00 <dudz> i'm going for a skate soon
45:00 <dudz> just had bacon and eggs and a cuppa
45:00 <Skirmish> You're not getting the message simba. He's sick of your shit. 
45:00 <dudz> lol
45:00 <Skirmish> Tell him dudz ... 
45:00 <simba> oh im getting his messages
46:00 <simba> theyre not helping 
46:00 <dudz> they are quite miss informative the things i say hey sir
46:00 <simba> mr and mrs informative
46:00 <Skirmish> Is it true that mandyjane jerked you off dudz? 
46:00 <dudz> it is not
47:00 <Skirmish> Another one of her lies. 
47:00 <dudz> uncoverd another one ay
47:00 <dudz> maybe she wanted to though
47:00 <dudz> and that was just a projection
47:00 <simba> i forgot u met mandy jane lol
47:00 <dudz> females like to project i've learnt
47:00 <Skirmish> Dudz visited her in hospital when she had mrsa. 
48:00 <dudz> yeah, we hanged out the front and i rolled her a ciggie and we sat and had a ciggie together, then i rolled her another oen for her to have later
48:00 <dudz> that was pretty much it
48:00 <simba> did you ask her about the johninja rape fiasco
48:00 <dudz> we spoke for a bit, sat and enjoyed each others company then parted ways
48:00 <dudz> this was before she met him
48:00 <simba> ah
49:00 <Skirmish> She is toxic. Your life is better for parting ways. 
49:00 <dudz> she's alright
50:00 <Excessive> hmmmm, I del-ed her off mah fb when she tried to have a go with me
50:00 <dudz> i have her on mine still but i had to block her posts cause of how imature she is
50:00 <simba> why would you let a person like that have access to your facebook
50:00 <Skirmish> You're a one of a kind soft soul though dudz. 
51:00 <Skirmish> simba: She was female and on irc. Everyone was interested until they found out about her inability to tell the truth. 
51:00 <Skirmish> Although even that didn't stop John. 
51:00 <dudz> hehe oh shit
51:00 <dudz> lets talk about something more peaceful
51:00 <Skirmish> he had to learn after being accused of double clicking her tampon.
51:00 <Excessive> huhu ........... she got kicked of fb a few times fo postin obscenities
52:00 <Skirmish> Poor sap ... 
52:00 <dudz> johns an alright man
52:00 <simba> i dont think everyone was interested i think most could tell she was retarded
52:00 <Excessive> lol she got her whole back tattooed
52:00 <dudz> its a nice thought though, a female on irc
53:00 <dudz> yeah i saw that
53:00 <simba> lol
53:00 <Skirmish> A gigantic penis? 
53:00 <dudz> so the sun's doing awesome stuff outside
53:00 <dudz> i might go chuck my skin into it in a sec
53:00 <Skirmish> Might go feed the birds some stale bread later to pass the time. 
54:00 <dudz> awesome
54:00 <dudz> yeah thats a good thought
54:00 <dudz> we used to store the crusts in the freezer before i was old enough to goto school, then my mother would take us kids to the camelia? gardens
54:00 <Skirmish> Last time I was doing that a worker here stopped and asked if I was going to shoot the birds. 
54:00 <dudz> some local place near where i live here in sydney, and we'd feed the ducks and stuff
55:00 <Excessive> k, I'mnah go n have some more lazin around time ............ l8ers
55:00 <Skirmish> I bet you're a veteran chicken feeder ... if you know what I mean ;) 
55:00 <dudz> check Excessive 
55:00 <Ana_Ng> truthfully i am spring cleaning
55:00 <Ana_Ng> i found out it's harder to clean a studio apt than a small house
55:00 <Ana_Ng> clean = organize
56:00 <dudz> i do not know the direction of which you mean Skirmish 
56:00 <simba> dudz: had any gay sexual experiences lately?
56:00 <dudz> nope
56:00 <dudz> i hug my best pal sometimes
56:00 <Skirmish> That's a bit personal. 
56:00 <dudz> oh, i kissed a man on the cheek a month or so ago
56:00 <simba> ive never hugged my best pals
56:00 <simba> why
56:00 <Ana_Ng> it's like living in a motorhome
56:00 <Ana_Ng> everything has to be micro-sized or it's gone
57:00 <simba> why did you kiss that man
57:00 <Skirmish> Did you at least take him out to dinner first? 
57:00 <dudz> cause he was there and i said i'd do it as a joke and he wanted me to go through with it and it was akward and i over came that, it was ment as a proof of knowing our sexuality and being fine with it
57:00 <simba> that sounds like a gay guy tricking you into kissing him
58:00 <dudz> hehe
58:00 <dudz> yeah , he wasn't gay though, he's a male whore 
58:00 <simba> he told you to kiss him to prove you were fine with being straight?
58:00 <dudz> nope thats not the direct line of speech used
58:00 <dudz> but thats the punchline
58:00 <Skirmish> Peace is in #sydney saying he is psychic. My name is Lisa. 
59:00 <simba> thats chris u know
59:00 <simba> dudz it sounds like your friend is gay
59:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I know.
59:00 <dudz> i could explain it better but i am fine with everything you guys decide on
59:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> yeh not good
59:00 <Ana_Ng> i like it for the most part
59:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> even toilet wash basin, tubs etc
59:00 <Ana_Ng> but a few things like that are annoying
59:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> i would not like it
59:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> i would not want to get used to it neither
59:00 <Ana_Ng> well my bathroom is huge
00:00 <simba> no i want to know
00:00 <dudz> he isn't really my friend, he's more of a friends friend
00:00 <Skirmish> Sounds like he's got the hots for you.
00:00 <dudz> sometimes our paths cross and he is at my best pals place when i go round
00:00 <Ana_Ng> but my kitchen is not
00:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> i need and want good size everything
01:00 <simba> i cant get my head around that, kissing a guy to prove youre straight and okay with being straight
01:00 <dudz> its about being confident with your sexuality
01:00 <simba> y dont u suck his dong to prove how cool with it u are
01:00 <simba> i dont get it
01:00 <dudz> you dont need someone to tell you your gay for kissing a man on the cheeck
01:00 <dudz> you are fine with yoru sexuality
01:00 <simba> but i dont get why you did it to prove you WERENT gay
01:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> and get a cook
01:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't want a cook
01:00 <Ana_Ng> i want a dishwasher
01:00 <Ana_Ng> i can make a big mess of a meal
01:00 <Ana_Ng> but i am single and go out all the time, so having a big house is a waste
02:00 <A-10_Warthog> fucking hell
02:00 <A-10_Warthog> has these cunts not yet fixed this fault on the alarm panel
02:00 <dudz> i didn't do it to prove i wasn't gay
02:00 <simba> it seems like that
02:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> can try to be economical with use of dishes in during cooking
02:00 <Ana_Ng> when i had a house, i only had a few parties all year long
02:00 <Ana_Ng> no good
02:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> i used to live with ppl
02:00 <Ana_Ng> i have more people over to my studio than i did my house
02:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> got deal one cook one wash dish
02:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> he thinks he is genius chef
03:00 <simba> was it like a test to make sure you werent gay
03:00 <simba> like a "see i told you i wouldnt enjoy this"
03:00 <dudz> no i did quite enjoy it, but it isn't something i would enjoy doing all the time
03:00 <simba> oh
03:00 <Skirmish> A-10_Warthog: Call the police. It's against the law for an alarm system to continually activate. 
03:00 <simba> you enjoyed kissing a man..
03:00 <dudz> haha hole dug
03:00 <PietSAbabe> Who wants an information pamplet on hearing aids?
03:00 <A-10_Warthog> its not so much activating its more faulting out
03:00 <PietSAbabe> Or aids
03:00 <Ana_Ng> not worth it to put up with their shit :)
03:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> and made lots of mess
03:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> unnecessarilly use lot of dishes during cooking
03:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> i said stuff u
03:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> i cook myself
03:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> and use 3-4 dishes
03:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> thats all
04:00 <PietSAbabe> I got both
04:00 <Skirmish> Methadone clinic reading whilst you wait your turn? 
04:00 <dudz> medical centre
04:00 <dudz> liquid handcuffs
04:00 <Ana_Ng> heh
04:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> yeh not worth it
04:00 <Ana_Ng> well it depends on the dish
04:00 <Ana_Ng> i had roommates for a long time
04:00 <Ana_Ng> think i'm over it
04:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> same here
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah yeah
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> shaved that beard off
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck the itchy CUNT
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont fuck the itchy cunt :/
05:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> over apartment
05:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> over sharing
05:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> over with hardwork too
05:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> over with being nice too
06:00 <dudz> simba: can you please not advertise that i'm gay, i'd rather not get pm's from people, 
06:00 <Scattered> yeah it sux when a cunt is itchy
06:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah, fuck that
06:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> i want decent size house 
06:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> with yard
06:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> gardener to come around occasionally
07:00 <simba> so you are gay??
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1510991_643156372416421_708160527_n.jpg
07:00 <simba> your secret is safe with me
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> i bought dem for u wifey
07:00 <Skirmish> Why do you keep linking a random woman from the internet and claiming you know her Panda? 
07:00 <Scattered> lol
07:00 <Ana_Ng> what will you do with a yard
07:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> get someone to keep it neat
07:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> so i can take a stroll or sit down on a good day lol
08:00 <dudz> i just know there's alot of homo's on here simba 
08:00 <Ana_Ng> you can't stroll or sit down at a park?
08:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> also its a buffer space
08:00 <Ana_Ng> well yeah i get that
08:00 <Ana_Ng> i want a small house with a garage and a hot tub on a deck
08:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> maybe get some nice birds to come over and chirp
08:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> and sing
08:00 <Ana_Ng> if i get a yard, i will fill it with rocks
08:00 <Ana_Ng> don't have to mow rocks
09:00 <A-10_Warthog> hahahaha
09:00 <A-10_Warthog> you included right dudz
09:00 <simba> there are?
09:00 <Scattered> id like to know her PandasDontDrive
09:00 <simba> how do u know dudz, have u made out with them ;D
09:00 <dudz> lol get fucked
09:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> and see butterflies come over
09:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah that's nice
09:00 <Ana_Ng> my grandma's place was like that
09:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> need a gardener once a week or something
09:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> maybe every 2 weeks
10:00 <A-10_Warthog> ooooooh nice call simba
10:00 <Skirmish> Stop giving dudz a hard time because he kissed a man and he liked it. 
10:00 <A-10_Warthog> lol
10:00 <dudz> i like affection
10:00 <Ana_Ng> what i see is
10:00 <Ana_Ng> people buy houses they can barely afford
10:00 <Ana_Ng> so they have to fix everything themselves
10:00 <Ana_Ng> which kills the value of their house
10:00 <Ana_Ng> nobody wants a DIY house
10:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> which take times from other important things
11:00 <A-10_Warthog> bahahahahahaha
11:00 <dudz> its one of those aslong as your dicks don't touch things
11:00 <A-10_Warthog> Skirmish dude
11:00 <simba> that seems to be why many men turn to other men or trannies, because they just want to be loved
11:00 <Ana_Ng> if you like that, it's great
11:00 <Ana_Ng> but i would rather be shot
11:00 <Ana_Ng> than work on the roof all weekend
11:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> yep
11:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't mind gardening though
12:00 <A-10_Warthog> this guy is walking down one of the main steets of brisbane wearing a snipers outfit haha
12:00 <dudz> you got a window view of bris?
12:00 <Q{{_m4lads> http://www.smh.com.au/photogallery/federal-politics/cartoons/michael-leunig-20090711-dgl6.html?selectedImage=24
12:00 <A-10_Warthog> all the time dudz
12:00 <Skirmish> Dudz kissed a guy and he liked it
12:00 <Skirmish> The taste of his cherry chapstick
12:00 <Skirmish> He kissed a guy just to try it
12:00 <Skirmish> I hope his girlfriend don't mind it
12:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> yeh but u not like it if u had long week at work
12:00 <Ana_Ng> right - i used to do it - very excited april - may
12:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> if u only 3-4 days a week it is ok
12:00 <Ana_Ng> then june comes and i want to go out of town
13:00 <A-10_Warthog> ghillie suit is what they call it
13:00 <A-10_Warthog> i had a brain fart there lol
13:00 <dudz> chicks kiss other chicks all the time
13:00 <dudz> its just called affection
13:00 <A-10_Warthog> dudz its called fucking wrong when a guy kisses another guy
13:00 <simba> just admit youre at least bi sexual
13:00 <Skirmish> They're just jealous that you're getting more action than they are dudz. 
13:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> just to see something diff
13:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> so u can come back and cope with ur life?
13:00 <Ana_Ng> i need to see new things
13:00 <Ana_Ng> all the time
13:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> not me :D
13:00 <Ana_Ng> last night i went out to a club i have never been to - it was so great
14:00 <A-10_Warthog> i got my action last night Skirmish i dont need more :)
14:00 <dudz> he isn't that bad looking, but i'm not attracted to him in that way you guys are trying to paint
14:00 <simba> im not trying to paint anything other than what youve given us to paint with
14:00 <dudz> i can apreciate the way another man looks without wanting to suck his dick
14:00 <simba> you kissed a man and you liked it!!
14:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> it would not mean much to me
14:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> strangers place
14:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> i not know anyone
14:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> and would have to take chance with stranger
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> this is for u simba
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/1979605_10152549969379505_14967483582409088_n.jpg
15:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> :D
15:00 <Ana_Ng> well i went with friends
15:00 <Ana_Ng> but i have almost always traveled alone - and usually make fast friends
15:00 <Ana_Ng> when i travel with someone, i meet nobody new
16:00 <simba> u r such a re-linker
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> MMMMMMM VALIUM
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> its weed for ppl without weed
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh i linked it already huh :/
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> WOOPS
16:00 <simba> u
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont tell ooomp she might never show me her tiny baby tits.
16:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> whats the point?
16:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> any of them of any use to u?
16:00 <Ana_Ng> of life, in general? :)
16:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> only if u want to get away with exist ppl
17:00 <simba> i will tell her
17:00 <dudz> me and ooomp don't get along over irc
17:00 <PietSAbabe> its like
17:00 <PietSAbabe> This sexiness thats me
17:00 <PietSAbabe> Cant be destroyed
17:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> and theyre no good
17:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> and not suffice
17:00 <Ana_Ng> to make my time here on earth as pleasurable as possible
17:00 <Ana_Ng> a long morphine drip
17:00 <Ana_Ng> it's just a different experience
18:00 <Skirmish> It's the drugs making you think that. 
18:00 <Skirmish> Check into rehab. 
18:00 <PietSAbabe> Some dickhead ripped me off $80 yesterday , all i did was point and the cunt was followed n yeh
18:00 <PietSAbabe> I felt quite god like
18:00 <dudz> you know the theory about how rehab is a bad idea because all you are doing is pushing junkies together and then afterwards expecting that they be fine after they are exposed to each other.
18:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> or u just take ur chance and being conned
18:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> and take their bitter pills
18:00 <Ana_Ng> bigger risk, bigger reward
18:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> and learn all say mean shit
18:00 <simba> lol Q{{_student4Hotties.... are you really pretending youre a student now..
18:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> and learn all they said mean shit
18:00 <simba> that is low, man
19:00 <PietSAbabe> Im a poooooo
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> u do that
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> and u dont b nice bout it neither
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> u say
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> look baby tits
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> suckle suckle
19:00 <PietSAbabe> Wtf @ chan 7
19:00 <dudz> no one says that
19:00 <PietSAbabe> This guy is afghani
19:00 <PietSAbabe> But looks chinese
19:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> yeh im a student looking for a lovely lady to guide me
19:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> :D
20:00 <dudz> no one watches free to air television
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> NOBODY WATCHES TV PIET
20:00 <A-10_Warthog> i do
20:00 <Skirmish> Never seen a pic of ooomp. One of the only females on irc I haven't.
20:00 <A-10_Warthog> nothing wrong with free to air tv
20:00 <simba> PietSAbabe is a sheep glued to the big bang theory and gets his news from a current affair
20:00 <simba> but youre not a student... im beginning to wonder if youre genuinely a peadophile
20:00 <simba> :\
20:00 <johninja> :/
21:00 <dudz> if i was on tv would you's watch it?
21:00 <simba> no
21:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> anyhow u taking my time and attention from hotties
21:00 <Ana_Ng> like ana
21:00 <johninja> lol
22:00 <dudz> just a flat out no ay
22:00 <A-10_Warthog> no
22:00 <simba> sorry i meant
22:00 <simba> maybe
22:00 <dudz> arh ok
22:00 <simba> tricked u
22:00 <johninja> go to alaska q
22:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> i bet ana knows a lot of ppl
22:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> and can recommend me to someone
22:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> and maybe advertise for me
22:00 <johninja> if things don't work out with ana you can rent a cabin in the woods
22:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> u know put on a good words
22:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> for me
22:00 <Ana_Ng> i know a lot of people
22:00 <simba> you want to be advertised on irc?
22:00 <Ana_Ng> most of them are married or dudes
23:00 <dudz> well tricked
23:00 <A-10_Warthog> cunt simba
23:00 <Skirmish> lol
23:00 <simba> real answer: 4click here to reveal
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> i need a gf
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> to break up with
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> TO FEEL EMOTION
23:00 <simba> so youre willing to come to australia to meet a woman?
23:00 <dudz> right!
23:00 <johninja> hi dudz
23:00 <dudz> hi john
23:00 <johninja> are you being an asshole today?
23:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> nope too far :D
23:00 <johninja> why not go on a US server Q
23:00 <simba> so what exactly are you looking for, Q{{_student4Hotties? cam shows?
23:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> also i got a job at moment
23:00 <dudz> i havn't decided yet, i think i'll start with being nice for a while
23:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> dont want to quit and look for another job
23:00 <johninja> cool
23:00 <Ana_Ng> boo
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> a poem by pandas
24:00 <A-10_Warthog> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/10155023_671558102880114_1337874289407332087_n.jpg
24:00 <dudz> Skirmish: is PandasDontDrive the one who does meth?
24:00 <simba> when im masturbating over how there are multiple women active in irc and then pieter signs in https://31.media.tumblr.com/a444332341afc454bc5c23b9d38d1d36/tumblr_inline_n3do810ra11r3kkhn.gif
24:00 <dudz> so i smoked weed last night john
24:00 <johninja> :o
24:00 <dudz> had some dmt mixed in with it aswell
24:00 <johninja> same
24:00 <johninja> i smoked it all :(
24:00 <dudz> so many bright colors 
24:00 <johninja> gonna be dry for a bit now
24:00 <johninja> hehe you got visuals eh
24:00 <dudz> yep
24:00 <johninja> good shit
24:00 <dudz> it was like everything was in blocks brightly colord blocks
25:00 <dudz> he wrecks things hey
25:00 <simba> hes just so inconsiderate
25:00 <dudz> can you blame him?
25:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> dont know any US server
25:00 <dudz> i was like moaning, and the toilet was moaning when i pissed into it
25:00 <dudz> the entire house i was at as i walked around it, it felt like i was in a animation film
25:00 <johninja> hook Q up with as US server
25:00 <simba> Q{{_student4Hotties: what exactly are you looking for if not to meet a woman? cam shows? nudes? just stuff that a creepy old american man would be looking for?
26:00 <simba> yes
26:00 <simba> him and his parents
26:00 <dudz> sweet
26:00 <dudz> degenerates?
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao!
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wish simba would just cam himself while ircing
26:00 <simba> idk
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> itd lol me up
26:00 <Q{{_m4lads> http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/think-like-a-martian.htm
26:00 <simba> tinychat
26:00 <dudz> right up the asshole hey PandasDontDrive 
26:00 <dudz> might do that again today, 
26:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> ok im up for it
26:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> :D
26:00 <simba> ?
26:00 <simba> cant understand him most the time
26:00 <dudz> i wanna offer this guy help in repairing his house, 
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> wot
27:00 <simba> ud love that wouldnt u dudley
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
27:00 <simba> ma big ol whooty
27:00 <simba> do you think he wants to fix it though
27:00 <simba> hes probably content living in his filth
28:00 <dudz> i'd love no such thing
28:00 <dudz> yeah well he did make a comment, i think the reason its like it is because he was set in charge of like pulling up all the carpet and relaying and doing other shit
28:00 <dudz> but cause he likes to smoke weed so often, he just does things very slowly
29:00 <dudz> have i made myself clear
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
29:00 <dudz> oh ok
29:00 <dudz> i'll back off then
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> eneme
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> enema
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> then you will be nice and clear
29:00 <dudz> right up the asshole hey
29:00 <dudz> so he needs someone like me who isn't weed fucked to help motivate him i reckon
29:00 <simba> thats what i do i live in a state of 'organised chaos'
29:00 <simba> but it has been better lately
29:00 <dudz> all his friends just come round his sit and smoke weed with him and then thats the end of it
29:00 <simba> thats the life
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
30:00 <dudz> good
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> NO MEANS NO
30:00 <dudz> perfect
30:00 <dudz> so now if i might be excused from my irc desk
30:00 <dudz> i have important things to do 
30:00 <dudz> i got to much anxiety to be a pothead
30:00 <simba> and anger...
30:00 <dudz> bottled up anger, no one see's my anger irl
30:00 <simba> do u think bottling it up is any better
30:00 <dudz> sometimes i might let a bit of it out with drive by abuse while drunk
31:00 <simba> you have an irc desk?
31:00 <simba> thats cool as fuck
31:00 <simba> can i see it
31:00 <dudz> you may
31:00 <simba> actually i remember seeing ur set up once
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> pimpin since pimpin
31:00 <dudz> i got a new one
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> pimpin 101
31:00 <dudz> i added some new speakers and an amp
31:00 <simba> i need a higher chair this couch is too low and hurts my elbow when i use the mouse
32:00 <simba> #noobProblems
32:00 <dudz> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1450338_272153069627152_222685795_n.jpg
32:00 <dudz> that large screen is the one i use for irc'ing with
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
33:00 <simba> i use the smaller screen of my two screen set up
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love nettin from couch
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> n gamin same time
33:00 <simba> irc isnt good enough to promote to the big screen
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> n wishin this person would just call ffs im bored
33:00 <simba> maybe 1 day, khaled...
33:00 <dudz> when your me, you need a large irc screen
33:00 <simba> shift us off to the left
33:00 <simba> like some fuckin peasents
33:00 <Skirmish> Hey dudz ... what is a good electrical switch spray to use to clean a pc. 
33:00 <johninja> just keep smoking weed
33:00 <johninja> the anger will subside
33:00 <johninja> not many things are worth remaining angry about
34:00 <zaim> Corey Feldman just got awesome news -- Richard Donner the director of The Goonies told us he's making a sequel to "The Goonies" ... and wants to bring back the entire cast.
34:00 <dudz> anything to do with pc cleaning i generally would just recommend a air compressor, with 100psi
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> called
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Fatties
34:00 <dudz> narh weed doesn't do me any good
34:00 <johninja> it's like babies, one minute they are screaming about something the next minute they are smiling at you
34:00 <johninja> be the baby man
35:00 <dudz> that nervous twitch is still in my neck simba 
35:00 <Skirmish> I don't feel that air is going to be enough. 
35:00 <dudz> cunt
35:00 <simba> u
35:00 <Skirmish> I also need to buy some heat gel for the CPU ... recommendations? 
35:00 <dudz> i dont think i'll take dmt again either, i've found something new to fixate on now, get this guys house fixed, take on someone elses problem so i don't have to think of my own and this way i never advance at life.
35:00 <simba> dudz: were you bullied at school
35:00 <johninja> cool you have taken DMT
35:00 <johninja> well you are 1 up on me
35:00 <johninja> drug fucked
36:00 <Skirmish> Going to do a full overhaul of my desktop at home. 
36:00 <Excessive> Skirmish, anythin that says silicone grease from someone like Jaycar
36:00 <ShadowLurker> is this cunt still going
36:00 <simba> i think he was fucked well before DMT, DMT seems cool
36:00 <dudz> i had a small dose of it though, they didn't want me to spin out too much, but i handled it well, my stupid brain wrecked the experience though like it always does, once i figured out howto fight it my brain did that.
36:00 <johninja> seems pretty hardcore but yeh cool 2
37:00 <Skirmish> I didn't even think of using jaycar to buy the stuff I need. Shall check out their website. 
37:00 <simba> LSD, DMT, cannabis and shrooms are all good friends of man
38:00 <Skirmish> What's good to spray on fans to make sure the bearings are staying lovely and lubed? 
38:00 <Excessive> u don't lube fans
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> loooooolllllllll
38:00 <Excessive> I don't think
38:00 <dudz> ShadowLurker: did you just call me a cunt?
38:00 <ShadowLurker> yes I did
38:00 <dudz> well thats not what you should do
39:00 <Excessive> if the fan makes noise, then jus replace it
39:00 <johninja> fight fight fight fight
39:00 <ShadowLurker> who the fuck are you to tell me what to do
39:00 <simba> looool
39:00 <simba> calm down insane clown posse
39:00 <simba> you only ever type angriness into this room
40:00 <Excessive> it'd only make noise if it's like 5+ yrs old or so
40:00 <simba> just keep em dust free
40:00 <simba> how about a 'how are we all?'
40:00 <ShadowLurker> youre no more than a lost little attention demander
40:00 <ShadowLurker>  how you doin simba
40:00 <simba> good, yes he literally demands attention
40:00 <simba> actually that was a fair summary
40:00 <simba> but hes big i think
40:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
40:00 <simba> dudz r u a big boy
40:00 <dudz> so its sorted then
41:00 <dudz> arctic silver Skirmish , thermal paste is the term you will want to use when researching a supplier
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> if it makes a noise
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> CLEAN IT
41:00 <dudz> im off, going for a skate, back in a few hrs, while i'm gone i'll leave you all with the thought that i'm great and that you are all free to look upto me and feel content in the idea that i'm great.
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> YOU BLACK CUNT
41:00 <ShadowLurker> nothings sorted if you won't listen
42:00 <simba> thats something pieter would say
42:00 <simba> please dont become a pieter
42:00 <Excessive> u don't need anythin flash for heat transfer compound lol ............. silicone grease is wat u want
42:00 <PietSAbabe> Fuck im inlove with this spen
42:00 <ShadowLurker> you didnt hear what you demanded to hear so now you're angry
42:00 <simba> how old r u now dudz
42:00 <simba> like.. 29?
43:00 <PietSAbabe> Fukin just circle the screen and automatically copies to clipboard whatever i select
43:00 <PietSAbabe> Fucking SEXY
43:00 <Fez> Hey
43:00 <simba> yep its called a stylus youre about 15 years too late on that front
43:00 <simba> everyone on irc is 30
43:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
43:00 <Ana_Ng> yay
43:00 <dudz> 29 in june
43:00 <Bastardly_One> if he didn't hear what he wanted to hear?
44:00 <Fez> Make a leaded one ;)
44:00 <Fez> That doesnt run out
44:00 <dudz> im not angry i just have needs
44:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds familiar with you and some other cunts with me clown boy
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have a Stylus toilet lmao
45:00 <simba> liar
45:00 <johninja> they see me clownin' they be hatin'
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> trufact
47:00 <simba> tryin' catch me applying makeup
47:00 <dudz> how many people sit
48:00 <simba> im just a girl
48:00 <Excessive> simba, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NhBB1th7Ws
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Earthling - Mystical (Original Mix) (Aug 31, 2010) 6:59 - Category: Music - 3,782 views - 33 likes (97.1%), 1 dislikes (2.9%)
48:00 <PietSAbabe> Loook at him cryyyyyyyy
49:00 <Skirmish> Thank you dudz. 
49:00 <simba> cant listen 2 this at 8am
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t31.0-8/1801114_625186354236966_82946602_o.jpg
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> scooby smoo
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
49:00 <simba> i like seeing chicks dressed as velma
49:00 <simba> makes me vet
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmaos
50:00 <simba> i wish i could look at you die
50:00 <dudz> you do it now
50:00 <dudz> through the hour glass
50:00 <simba> not you, rebecca
50:00 <dudz> we all watch each other slowly die
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'll hi five any guy with wet palms
51:00 <Bastardly_One> johninja:  here's something to recite to Mel .... https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1794725_648004905272647_3977105644890042645_n.jpg
52:00 <Excessive> fckn cunt next door hammering at fckn 8:30 ........... WTF?
52:00 <johninja> lol Bastardly_One
53:00 <Skirmish> Thermaltake VH6000BWS  ----- Replace the fans you say. 
53:00 <Excessive> if the bearings r noisy .......... yes
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> dat warthog make a da scary noise :(
53:00 <Excessive> and ...............
53:00 <Excessive> mornin
55:00 <A-10_Warthog> makes a terrifying noise indeed ;)
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmaos
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> blops was fun
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> 2
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> i mean
55:00 <Skirmish> I've replaced the 23cm one on the side of the case once already. The one under the PSU is a bit hit and miss about when it wants to work.
55:00 <dudz> does anyone need me?
55:00 <dudz> :)
56:00 <Excessive> the PSU fan might be thermostat activated?
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> might watch the replacement killers
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause at one point mira sorvino was so fucking hot
56:00 <dudz> i bring alot with me
56:00 <johninja> i don't mind either way
56:00 <PietSAbabe> lose 60kg and bring a little
56:00 <johninja> piet is my real estate reference
56:00 <dudz> i'll go get a job
56:00 <PietSAbabe> Like fuck
56:00 <dudz> bbl
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> and u just know chow yun fat wants to muzzle her cunt in this movie
57:00 <johninja> to late man
57:00 <johninja> just be honest
57:00 <johninja> "he's an awesome guy and you should let him move in"
58:00 <Fez> Mira?
58:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/p180x540/1908289_821030907925139_2325405987139194458_n.jpg
58:00 <dudz> yeah so i knocked on his door at 10 to 8 but he didnt answer so i asume he was sleeping so i left
59:00 <simba> Mirza
59:00 <dudz> was gonna go bush walking
59:00 <dudz> just on hold with c-link so i can go use job search services
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
00:00 <Fez> But he said.ohnn
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mirza Sorvino
00:00 <Fez> Oh nm
00:00 <simba> im Slovenian
00:00 <Fez> Im ircian
00:00 <dudz> just reported income
00:00 <PietSAbabe> hah @ rob lowe
00:00 <PietSAbabe> 'Dont hate me cos im hot'
00:00 <PietSAbabe> Love it
00:00 <PietSAbabe> )
01:00 <dudz> i'm poor
02:00 <dudz> there
02:00 <dudz> so now just to go get a job
02:00 <dudz> excuse me internet
04:00 <johninja> took angelina for a walk outside and accidently ran into a spider web with her
05:00 <johninja> thank god she isn't old enough to realise what happened yet
05:00 <PietSAbabe> mmmm iced tea
05:00 <PietSAbabe> 6 teabags in this one
05:00 <PietSAbabe> 12 balls
05:00 <PietSAbabe> Oh wait they just round icecubes
05:00 <johninja> needs pearls
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> go to make coffee
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> like 2 teaspoons left
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> was looking forward to my coffee enema
08:00 <johninja> 2 should be nough
09:00 <PietSAbabe> pheww poo over
09:00 <PietSAbabe> They're all c's and s's
10:00 <PietSAbabe> Never had curling poo
10:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of hacking me and shit why doesn't someone do that to Pieter?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> like, fuck up you gibbering idiot
12:00 <DemonsRun> Oh... Still going I see.
12:00 <Excessive> FCK .......... now they're jack hammering
12:00 <Bastardly_One> what if I was DemonsRun ?
14:00 <DemonsRun> Eh I don't care, idk how u put up with ur own bullshit tho 
14:00 <PietSAbabe> Fuckin tea made me chunder
14:00 <simba> was it really the tea? or everything you put in your body this weekend?
14:00 <simba> sure, blame the tea
14:00 <simba> not the man made hard drugs
14:00 <simba> its the tea!!!!
15:00 <Lumeah> what ya doin..
15:00 <PietSAbabe> Waking up
15:00 <PietSAbabe> You?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwww, whatcha gonna do? cry to element again and get me hacked again DemonsRun ?
15:00 <simba> lol
15:00 <simba> why would she get you hacked
15:00 <DemonsRun> Lol haven't spoken to him in months
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh no! he pm raged! let's whine!
15:00 <DemonsRun> U don't care enough about you to bitch to someone else
15:00 <DemonsRun> I*
15:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough but he keeps mentioning that 
15:00 <DemonsRun> Sure he does
16:00 <Lumeah> same went back to bed
16:00 <PietSAbabe> I didnt:p
16:00 <PietSAbabe> My new pillow is fucking awesome :)
16:00 <Lumeah> nice
16:00 <PietSAbabe> I dont wake up during the night any more
16:00 <PietSAbabe> But i nearly pee myself:(
16:00 <Lumeah> excellent
16:00 <Lumeah> lol
16:00 <PietSAbabe> :P
16:00 <Lumeah> oops
16:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmm he does actually ... 
16:00 <simba> pollock is the Master of Mindgames
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... he thinks
16:00 <simba> well they seem 2 be working now
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I fucked up with DemonsRun  of my own accord
17:00 <DemonsRun> I have nothing to do with you being hacked, wish I did.
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo
19:00 <Lumeah> Hi Pandy
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey lume
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> howre u
19:00 <Lumeah> Good thanks.
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
20:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBWQCHb95rg
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Wiggles- Hot Potato (Jul 21, 2006) 1:17 - Category: Entertainment - 30,415,255 views - 12,587 likes (75.9%), 4,003 dislikes (24.1%)
20:00 <johninja> my names john and I'm fat and gay for loofy
20:00 <simba> MEL HAD A 3SOME WITH JOHN AND LOOF
20:00 <simba> when they all use irc at the same computer they use the handle KELOOFNINJA
21:00 <johninja> yes indeed, it expresses our love for one another
21:00 <johninja> john is the littlest spoon
21:00 <simba> KELOOFNINJA
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Christ
21:00 <johninja> lol
21:00 <johninja> fkn mel
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd be more than an orgy
22:00 <Bastardly_One> if you consider all the voices in Loof'shead
25:00 <johninja> lmao
26:00 <Skirmish> Sweet. Bought some new fans and some thermal paste. Ready to go. 
26:00 <johninja> johns making the baby cry in the bath. sux2bhim
26:00 <johninja> brb I better help
28:00 <johninja> lol
28:00 <PietSAbabe> PHEW
28:00 <PietSAbabe> Fixed!
28:00 <PietSAbabe> I am so awesome my cyber friendds
28:00 <PietSAbabe> And ill keep on flooding
28:00 <PietSAbabe> Till the end
28:00 <PietSAbabe> Cos I am so aweesome
28:00 <PietSAbabe> I am so aweesome
29:00 <PietSAbabe> No time for you losers
29:00 <PietSAbabe> Cos i am so awesomeeee
29:00 <PietSAbabe> This is my woorlld:)
29:00 <PietSAbabe> This is the song that doesnt end
30:00 <PietSAbabe> Yes it goes vibrate! Vibrate! Vibrate! My friends
30:00 <PietSAbabe> Bzzzzzzzzzz......
30:00 <johninja> OD
30:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> wont u get tired 
30:00 <PietSAbabe> One would assume so
30:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> waits for PietSAbabe to tire then take over screen
30:00 <PietSAbabe> *recharge*
31:00 <Excessive> meh .......... I'mnah pull apart mah 1200 and replace the tactile switch 
31:00 <Excessive> bbl
31:00 <simba> good luck have fun
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
31:00 <Excessive> ye, should be done in abt 45
31:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> thats not going to work
31:00 <PietSAbabe> Doh , hit remove all out of my task managr:L(
31:00 <PietSAbabe> Stooooopid me
31:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> u need to make cyber babies 
31:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> and let it take over
31:00 <PietSAbabe> Lumeah is alrady pregnant
32:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> she in gestation period now eh
32:00 <PietSAbabe> I dunno
32:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> will it be quintiplet?
32:00 <PietSAbabe> DONT SAY THAT!!!
32:00 <PietSAbabe> :(
33:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> train ur babies to diss simba out of channel PietSAbabe 
33:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> simbo so annoyinggggggggg
33:00 <johninja> sif piet is fertile
34:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> he is all spent already?
34:00 <johninja> years of drug abuse don't help
39:00 <simba> why am i annoying Q{{_student4Hotties?
39:00 <simba> i was asking you genuine questions before
39:00 <simba> youre a 40 year old man from america, i wonder why you claim to be on this australian server looking for 'hotties;
39:00 <simba> you claimed you dont even intend on meeting anyone
39:00 <simba> so what are you looking for???
40:00 <simba> the truth is out there, scully......
43:00 <PietSAbabe> Consumers guide to hearing aids
43:00 <PietSAbabe> I WANT ONE
45:00 <johninja> ciao
54:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
54:00 <ShadowLurker> cos Q's a loser
54:00 <ShadowLurker> clearly
57:00 <PietSAbabe> teenage mutant penis pieter power !
58:00 <Bastardly_One> from what the rest of the channel says it definitely is mutant
58:00 <simba> would you fuck my asshole.............. if i saw you in heaven?
59:00 <PietSAbabe> *nod*
59:00 <PietSAbabe> its full of warts n shit
59:00 <Bastardly_One> orly?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> shrinks with age too 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> :(
00:00 <Bastardly_One> now I'm only 14 e-inches
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to be 17 e-inches
00:00 <Skirmish> It's decided. thai for lunch. 
00:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I want a vindaloo
01:00 <Bastardly_One> am sure my body doesn't ... but I never listen to that thing
01:00 <Skirmish> I'd go indian over thai but there isn't any indian places anywhere near me that do delivery.
01:00 <johninja> i don't see why not
02:00 <Bastardly_One> well,there goes that then
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I assume you're at work
02:00 <Skirmish> Korrect. 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I just have to say this again 
02:00 <ShadowLurker> get it in there man
02:00 <ShadowLurker> holes a hole
02:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> i would keep simbo for my pet donkey to take pleasure of
02:00 <Serenity> since personal bans are all the rage today...
02:00 <Serenity> might have to get a few going myself
03:00 <Bastardly_One> bear with me 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> FUCK YOU WINDOWS 8
03:00 <Bastardly_One> *finished*
03:00 <Skirmish> It's easy to use. What's the problem? 
03:00 <ShadowLurker> q likes to root donkeys
04:00 <Bastardly_One> where do you find all your shit?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooh, desktop, This PC
04:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
04:00 <simba> dont call me simbo you bloody trannie
04:00 <simba> gut ya
04:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
04:00 <Serenity> good morning simba
04:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> no, i only keep the donkey to root simbo so he would get some so he wont get cranky and ruin it for everyone in heaven
04:00 <simba> hi good morning
04:00 <ShadowLurker> gonna gut you like a fish
04:00 <ShadowLurker> dont try hide it nor Q
04:00 <ShadowLurker> we all know youre a donkeyfucker
04:00 <Serenity> DONT CALL HIM SIMBO YOU 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN
05:00 <simba> unless ur saying /quit im leaving forever guys, bye simbo & every1 else
06:00 <Bastardly_One> this machine kind of makes it a bit harder to get use to too 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll link ya if ya want
06:00 <Bastardly_One> not a bad little machine for the price at all 
06:00 <Skirmish> I don't see how it would be a problem. Run it in desktop mode. 
06:00 <Serenity> that is acceptable
06:00 <ShadowLurker> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t31.0-8/1898673_10152378672898738_69343125_o.jpg
06:00 <ShadowLurker> dat blower
06:00 <Serenity> lol burn out bus
06:00 <Serenity> look at the back tyres
06:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> ok what else is good to do in heaven
06:00 <ShadowLurker> tubbed
07:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.jbhifionline.com.au/computers-laptops/laptops/toshiba-c50d-a03j-15-6-notebook/700759
07:00 <Bastardly_One> except mine's just an A
07:00 <ShadowLurker> it doesnt matter Q youre not going there
07:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> lets face it im the nicest one here
07:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
07:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> im the most qualified
07:00 <ShadowLurker> oh god thats funny
07:00 <simba> lol
08:00 <simba> most qualified what?
08:00 <johninja> can you join an american server pls
08:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> for heaven
08:00 <johninja> we have enough fuckwits
08:00 <ShadowLurker> qualified donkerfucker
08:00 <simba> heaven is a place on earth
09:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> banish simba from heaven to make a better world
10:00 <simba> wouldnt that render me stuck in this world?
10:00 <johninja> pergatory
10:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> no send u adrift in outspace
11:00 <ShadowLurker> whats outspace
11:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> trapped in glass prism or something
11:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> outer space
11:00 <simba> youve been watching futurama havent you
12:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> i seen a few
12:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> whats ur point
12:00 <simba> my friends boyfriends dad looks like bill hicks lol https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10153271_601718249922963_833942475_n.jpg
13:00 <simba> yes she is a hot-T dont save the pic Q you f****!!!!
14:00 <B1> is that her dad?
14:00 <B1> he full on does in that pic 
14:00 <simba> the bfs dad yea
14:00 <B1> I was walking up the hill near my place earlier and guess what I saw?
15:00 <B1> knew I wanted to tell you something kind of ... weird
15:00 <simba> two crows making out
15:00 <B1> an infowars sticker on a roundabout thing
15:00 <johninja> a murder of crows
15:00 <johninja> oh cool
15:00 <simba> lol
15:00 <simba> yea i didnt know whether to say alex jones or bill hicks cos they look the same
15:00 <johninja> i saw a raelian sticker on a sign in the middle of nowhere once
15:00 <B1> so there's at least one nutter in my neighbourhood
16:00 <B1> who's got the infowars mag to his house and got the stickers
16:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> a few nutters in #melbourne
16:00 <B1> never seen in before in the ... what?
16:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> concentration is high
16:00 <ShadowLurker> you included Q
16:00 <B1> I moved in Dec?
16:00 <Excessive> ircwars
17:00 <PietSAbabe> my cat is retarded
17:00 <PietSAbabe> it wont react to the cat nip
17:00 <PietSAbabe> spent $24 on the spray and chopped up green shit
17:00 <PietSAbabe> and a toy to put the green shit in
17:00 <PietSAbabe> AND spray the scratchy post
17:00 <PietSAbabe> NOTHING:(
17:00 <PietSAbabe> im upset:(
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
17:00 <B1> and I've been up that hill many a time
17:00 <simba> there are so many stickers in the city that talk about chemtrails and the governments hold over us
17:00 <johninja> trying to get up that great big hill of life
17:00 <B1> went to get some smokes and it was like staring at me 
17:00 <simba> idk if theyre infowars or what
17:00 <johninja> for a revolution
17:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> its u ShadowLurker n simba
17:00 <B1> yeah but you're in a capital city and shit 
17:00 <johninja> and i said heeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhh yehhhhhhhhhhhhh
17:00 <johninja> whats going on?
17:00 <B1> seeing anything like that in Ballarat is very weird
18:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10152602_10201204657713142_1135868897_n.jpg
18:00 <Excessive> https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10152576_10201204657913147_187938572_n.jpg
18:00 <Excessive> DONE!!!!!!!!!!
18:00 <Bastardly_One> oh man!
18:00 <simba> yea u could probably throw a rock and hit the person that put it up
18:00 <B1> fucking bitch!
18:00 <B1> My friend got nbn
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you ought to see under the keys of the asus!
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got a friend cleaning it and she sent me two pics
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I was disgusted!
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:00 <simba> what the FUCK @ pieter being allowed 2 own a cat......
19:00 <B1> ought to see how huge the box is though
19:00 <B1> and yeah I probably could ... I don't even see any legit mental cases around my area though
19:00 <B1> I dunno ... usually those kind of people somehow find each other
20:00 <Lumeah> Why, is he going to smoke the cat ?
20:00 <Skirmish> Because he can’t reach his own penis to smoke that. 
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> so tired
20:00 <Lumeah> lol
21:00 <Lumeah> so a i
21:00 <Lumeah> *am
21:00 <simba> do u think hes ever tried to make the cat give him head
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> lets go fuck then sleep
21:00 <Lumeah> no
21:00 <simba> neither.....
21:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> any ladies here looking 4 a student?
21:00 <simba> lol
21:00 <B1> nuh I've tried that Q
21:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> SHUTUP SIMBA!!!!
21:00 <B1> none were impressed I'm back at school at all 
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur loss
22:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> lol
22:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHP0Nd72s10
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "Get Swoll" by Constantine (Big Con) featuring Rich Piana (Jan 6, 2014) 4:13 - Category: Sports - 209,988 views - 2,266 likes (78.8%), 611 dislikes (21.2%)
23:00 <Skirmish> What exactly is she losing?
23:00 <simba> Excessive is there ever a time where u can blast beats 
23:00 <Excessive> yes
23:00 <simba> stay in shcool kids
24:00 <Excessive> durin the day normally
24:00 <simba> u rock
24:00 <mrdanger> sup fools
25:00 <simba> its the final count down
26:00 <mrdanger> i got drunk and woke up with an angry girlfriend, its worse than a hangover
27:00 <Lumeah> sucked in
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyViuXFyIE4
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Key and Peele: Cunnilingus Class (Oct 24, 2013) 3:13 - Category: Comedy - 3,151,339 views - 18,394 likes (97.9%), 390 dislikes (2.1%)
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> suck it all in ;)
27:00 <Lumeah> you need classes?
27:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> screwe schools kids
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha nah
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> american dude im chattin to said these guys r funny
29:00 <simba> He was wrong.
29:00 <Excessive> I fell like some dolmades
29:00 <simba> Punish him accordingly.
29:00 <Excessive> feel*
29:00 <simba> this sounds cool
29:00 <simba> http://www.playspent.org/
29:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qga5eONXU_4
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alice Cooper-Schools out (Jan 18, 2009) 3:33 - Category: Music - 7,510,998 views - 31,107 likes (98.2%), 557 dislikes (1.8%)
29:00 <simba> A computer game made by the Urban Ministries of Durham in North Carolina and an advertising firm called McKinney lets you play out life with a low-wage job as a single mom. The objective is to make it a month, juggling getting a job, rent, a place to live, food and coping with the costs of repairs, things for your child, insurance, etc.. Actually a very hard game to play and full of reminders 
29:00 <simba> of the difficulties of life on that kind of salary.
30:00 <Excessive> I'mnah go n fckn get some .......... bbs
30:00 <Skirmish> I am going to have chicken in garlic and pepper sauce for lunch with a thai spring roll. 
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> hurry up lume
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> my bed 
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> now
30:00 <Skirmish> Enjoy your two minute noodles you poverty stricken losers *two handed middle finger dance*
31:00 <simba> lool
31:00 <simba> if youre getting thai but not pad thai...
31:00 <simba> Fuck U
31:00 <Skirmish> Someone is getting pad thai … it’s on the order. 
31:00 <Skirmish> Good is it? 
31:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4SKL7f9n58&list=PLFBC1FD1A6E8445AD
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pink Floyd- Another Brick in the Wall (Sep 30, 2007) 6:01 - Category: Music - 4,434,442 views - 17,746 likes (98.6%), 256 dislikes (1.4%)
31:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> snot nose school teachers leave us kids alone
32:00 <Skirmish> What meat is good with it? Beef? Chicken? 
32:00 <simba> yea try dat shit
32:00 <simba> chicken or prawn
32:00 <Skirmish> Ok will convince them to go chicken because they’ve got beef at the moment. 
32:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> take out ur sidekick simba with u
32:00 <CannibalClown> thats just the attitude that makes you a dumbass
32:00 <simba> no u cant suck me off Q
33:00 <simba> threaten them with violence if they arent complying
33:00 <Skirmish> These spring rolls had better be good. Nearly $2 each. 
33:00 <Skirmish> It’s raining. I will threaten them with perimeter patrols. 
33:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> we dont need no education
33:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> we dont need no thought control
33:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> no dark sarcasm in classroom
33:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> teachers leave us kids alone!
33:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> hey teachers! leave us kids alone!
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> pad thai
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> pfff
34:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> all in all ur just another brick in the wall!
34:00 <simba> you leave the women alone ok
34:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> not leaving them to u simba
34:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> i save them from u
35:00 <simba> excuse me
35:00 <Skirmish> You’re trying to convince a girl with a perm to get into bed with you Panda. Anything you say now has no meaning. 
35:00 <simba> PandasDontDrive
35:00 <simba> pfff
35:00 <simba> robert smith lied boys do cry *makes PandasDontDrive cry*
35:00 <simba> lame
35:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> preferably before u get them first
36:00 <Lumeah> i=I don't have a perm Skirmish
36:00 <Skirmish> Sure looks like you do. 
36:00 <Lumeah> yeah... and your a gentelman
36:00 <simba> i already had me fun on here
36:00 <simba> thats to do when youre a teenager
37:00 <Skirmish> You look like Selma off the Simpsons. 
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> thai mmm
37:00 <Skirmish> Or Patty. You can choose. 
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima have pizza after
37:00 <simba> lol
37:00 <simba> PandasDontDrive have you ever had pad thai ?
37:00 <Skirmish> I am a gentleman Lumeah. You’re just not lucky enough to experience it. 
38:00 <Lumeah> i did. i turned you down, :P cuz ya got a chick...
38:00 <Lumeah> now your a prick
38:00 <Lumeah> lol
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes
38:00 <Lumeah> :P
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's so common
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> if i get real thai i wouldnt get pad thai
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont live in seinfeld land.
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> like the ron
38:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ you turned me down. 
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> where chinese = kung pow chicken
38:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> yeh move on pls
39:00 <simba> i dont think pad thai was ever mentioned on seinfeld
39:00 <Skirmish> Honey … after that pic there was no way you were getting a chance to turn me down. 
39:00 <simba> who cares how common a dish is if its good its good...
39:00 <simba> toast is common
39:00 <simba> toast fucking rules
39:00 <Lumeah> im not ya honey losser.
39:00 <Skirmish> Simba speaks the truth. 
39:00 <Skirmish> LOSSER
39:00 <simba> im a honey losser
39:00 <simba> now hes PMing me
39:00 <simba> <Q{{_student4Hotties> i take away all ur chicks!
39:00 <simba> lol
39:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> coz u been pm me
39:00 <simba> you are embarassing yourself now
40:00 <simba> https://twitter.com/amanda_brownnn/status/426799847874654208/photo/1
40:00 <simba> lmao
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> didnt say it was mentioned on there
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> i mean that its just that one 'dish' that all aussies know
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> vietnamese is better anyway :P
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> or real chinese
40:00 <simba> i didnt even know it was their most common dish or w/e, it just fucking rules
40:00 <Skirmish> The truth is Lumeah I was only seeing if I could get a tit pic to show the boys. I had absolutely no interest whatsoever. In fact, whilst attempting to get the tit pic for the boys you carried on like such a mong I couldn’t do it anymore and told you to rack off. 
40:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> saying creepy stuff
40:00 <simba> no i havent
41:00 <simba> i dont care whats popoular and what isnt
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah it aint bad
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> get pandan chicken
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> is dope as
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like what tastes good for me
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> i could go a fkn abalone pork hock right now 
41:00 <Skirmish> Now here is a lovely woman that’s not a mong. Welcome Nikky`. 
41:00 <Excessive> eheheheh ......... gettin told to get fcked when I told him to stop carryin on abt it
42:00 <simba> i could go an airbourne pork hawk 
42:00 <Nikky`> Morning Skirmish - what a welcome
42:00 <Skirmish> Can you please set Lumeah straight and let her know I am in fact a true gentleman and that just because she doesn’t get to experience that first hand doesn’t make it any less true? 
42:00 <BlackDevil> get fucked
42:00 <BlackDevil> lol
42:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> omg now he pm nasty gif to me
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba use Menulog.com
43:00 <Lumeah> your a gentleman that wants a tit picture... didn't get one.. and now ya being a prick about it lol...
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> n find golden dragon palace
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> n get duckfeet
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
43:00 <simba> ive used that site and it sounds familiar.. is it on prospect road??
43:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> grosssss
43:00 <simba> thatll teach u a lesson
43:00 <simba> dont PM me bitch!!!!!
43:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> stop flooding me with pm in the first place then
44:00 <simba> near me
44:00 <Nikky`> errr
44:00 <Skirmish> Nikky` and I have been chatting for many years and I have always treated her like the wonderful human being she is by worshipping her goodness. You should listen to her Lumeah.
44:00 <Skirmish> learn to be a better person maybe? 
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah its in town
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> there're heaps of places on their now
44:00 <Nikky`> We have been chatting for many years
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
44:00 <Bastardly_One> want a present?
44:00 <simba> i didnt pm you fucking shut up
44:00 <BlackDevil> ?
44:00 <simba> contain your trannie friend
45:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.facebook.com/kara.williams.7921/
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> the best indian is um
45:00 <Bastardly_One> in adelaide ... go for your life
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> British Raj
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh btw
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> goto a place in um
45:00 <Skirmish> menulog doesn’t have anything that delivers to where I am now. 
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> near u 
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> um
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's Morocccan
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's so so good
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> one of the desserts has fairy floss!
46:00 <simba> indian is good but i always feel like an asshole going into this super indianed up restaurant only to eat westernised butter chicken
46:00 <simba> i hate the westernised thai places with gay names like 'three monkeys' and 'thai on <street name>'
46:00 <Excessive> hmmmmmmm, I gottah stroll off to the post office sometime today n get this conformation form through to the AEC
47:00 <simba> they have bad food usually
47:00 <simba> they need names like My Thai Destiny
47:00 <Skirmish> Are you facebook creeping again B1? 
47:00 <Skirmish> Does my thai restaurant pass the test? 
47:00 <Skirmish> Jasmin Thai
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> far out
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> this tobacco is the worst
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> burns twice as fast as a normal cigarette tastes twice as bad
47:00 <simba> what brand
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> JPS
48:00 <Skirmish> The woman that runs it is actually thai! 
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyway
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> on that um
48:00 <simba> thats good
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> street near u simba
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> there's a great Moroccan joint friend of my mum owns
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> and his friend runs it, went there with mum n kristen for xmas eve dinner
48:00 <Skirmish> How has your day been so far Nikky`? Put the clocks back? 
48:00 <simba> there was this super expensive moroccan place on oconnel street that we sat down at, had a look at the prices and had to bail we felt bad but it was just absurd
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> asked for winfield
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> didnt look twice, ask for, get what i ask for
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucking indians
48:00 <simba> ah yes JPS are weak
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer man
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> i had five drags of the last one
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> shit just burnt out
49:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRP
49:00 <Excessive> they were out of dolmades, so I got a big can of red bull
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> was it tiny?
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> and like blue wall n white walls?
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> coz thats prob it lol
49:00 <Nikky`> Clocks are back and i've only just got out of bed 15 mins or so ago.. having coffee
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> good tobacco should last through a big mug of boiling tea
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> not one sip lol
50:00 <Nikky`> your morning?
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> n lots of weird lights
50:00 <simba> its small and has a big glass window and a few tables out the front,,
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
50:00 <Bastardly_One> /time
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's the place lol
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> awesome tea there mmm
51:00 <Bastardly_One> how fucking rude ... normal irc commands don't work in this
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> food is good but small portions
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> and expensive
51:00 <Excessive> Nikky`, my mornin is gd so far, thnx
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want to go back to Pink Pig again
51:00 <Skirmish> So good so far. Ordering thai for lunch. 
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> Place nextdoor used to be good till the indians took over
52:00 <Skirmish> Big night out or you’re just enjoying your sleep ins? 
52:00 <Nikky`> Sure, I was asking you also Excessive :P
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> you ever used a restroom at an indian joint simba? I'd be afraid one of them hasn't learnt to use a european toilet, probably squats on it, you get up, walk out with some indians footprints on your arse.
53:00 <Skirmish> Don’t you try cutting my grass Excessive. 
53:00 <Nikky`> When I do 5:30am Mon - Fri - I enjoy those sleep inms
53:00 <Excessive> should jus /ignore Nikky` then? :P
53:00 <Skirmish> Well this morning was my 3rd 4am wake up in a row. 2 days off after this thankfully. 
53:00 <simba> lol i dont think so tbh
53:00 <simba> my old man went 2 china once and said there was a trough that dudes lined up and shat in
53:00 <simba> like a urinal for shitting
54:00 <Skirmish> Tomorrow is an exciting day. I get to meet Ethan’s year 8 teachers. 
54:00 <Nikky`> I wouldn't ignore you Excessive
54:00 <Excessive> :)
54:00 <simba> unsalted cashews taste seriously shit
54:00 <Nikky`> ooooh meet the teacher time
54:00 <simba> they just squat over them
54:00 <simba> reading the paper next 2 each other and shit
54:00 <simba> and my friend has told me about how the guys just freely change in front of each other and nakenedness isnt a thing
54:00 <simba> less privacy or something i guess
54:00 <simba> they dont have the room to have privacy
55:00 <Skirmish> What do you call panda after you punch him in the face? assualted peanut. HA! 
55:00 <Excessive> hmmmmmm, this dude lost it in his beemer, rolled it a few times n died .......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ4N9zZNxBg
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Accident mortal la Recas. Un barbat a murit dupa ce a iesit cu BMW-ul de pe carosabil (Apr 5, 2014) 1:03 - Category: News and Politics - 1,990 views - 0 likes (0%), 3 dislikes (100%)
56:00 <Skirmish> Come on … that was the best joke on austnet so far this week.
57:00 <simba> that and BillyGoat
57:00 <Excessive> ha, the sun's comin out
57:00 <ShadowLurker> that because in china closeness and intamacy isnt taboo
58:00 <Skirmish> Cloud all around and raining fairly hard here in Newcastle. 
58:00 <Excessive> rained here in the mornin I think, it's all wet out there
59:00 <simba> Skirmish is a huge Heskey fan
59:00 <Skirmish> What is Heskey? 
59:00 <Excessive> k, I'mnah fck orff to the post office n go past woolies n see if they got any dolmades in .......... bbs
00:00 <simba> the mayor of newcastle
01:00 <Excessive> Skirmish, do u normally vote fo govt support when u go to the polls?
02:00 <Skirmish> In what way? 
03:00 <Excessive> like for example Bastardly_One does when he puts shit on me for bein right winged, ain't that rite moaite?!
03:00 <Skirmish> I’m not really left or right. I sometimes see merit in both sides. 
03:00 <simba> i think anyone that identifies with a political party should be put down, at the very least humiliated and tortured in a public place
04:00 <Skirmish> I would vote for the party that was more for holding people more accountable for actions instead of making motions to restrict public content and blaming external influences for actions.
05:00 <Skirmish> For instance … it is WRONG that two fuckwits killed a little girl by putting her on a motorbike and laughing when she fell off and will only face 4 years in prison once they get parole. 
05:00 <dudz> hey, i'm looking for a dickhead, any dickheads here?
05:00 <dudz> i'm after a conversation with a dickhead
05:00 <Skirmish> In the Australia I lead … you would go to prison for life for crimes against women and children. 
05:00 <dudz> good
06:00 <dudz> i want to see people get killed
06:00 <dudz> men only
06:00 <dudz> they are not worth anything to me
06:00 <Excessive> in the Australia u would want to lead*
06:00 <simba> but i thought you were gay, dudley
06:00 <dudz> females and children are worth something, men are not
06:00 <Skirmish> Continued petty crime as a child with little chance of change would see those involved chemically castrated at 16 to prevent their procreation. 
06:00 <simba> what about manchildren?
07:00 <dudz> can i start over, 
07:00 <dudz> hi, i'm a good person
07:00 <Excessive> though ............. did u know that u don't need any qualifications to be a poli?
08:00 <Skirmish> Couples who are both on the dole in public housing will recieve contracteptive methods to prevent children until at least one of them got a job.
08:00 <dudz> simba: whats the plan for today?
08:00 <dudz> just got back from having a skate then, snaped my 4day old deck
08:00 <simba> lol
08:00 <dudz> hanged out with some kids, spoke to quite a few small children at the skatepark
08:00 <Q{{_m4lads> only that u are white australian, otherwise u wont fit
08:00 <dudz> was pretty funny, 
08:00 <simba> watch sports and do things
09:00 <Skirmish> Parents will be held responsible for their children and their actions until they are 16 unless they seek assistance. 
09:00 <simba> ive been thinking of taking my board to the local park just to see if i can still do thing
09:00 <dudz> should do that simba 
09:00 <simba> the bowls will be smaller to me now
09:00 <dudz> same town you grew up in?
09:00 <Q{{_m4lads> wait a little longer simbo, it will go big again
10:00 <simba> ya
10:00 <Skirmish> johninja: Tell me about what it was like to stick your willy in thecrow. 
10:00 <dudz> hey is john here?
10:00 <johninja> hi
10:00 <Skirmish> I am told she was a bit of a nut bag. 
10:00 <johninja> no comment
10:00 <dudz> hi john
10:00 <simba> its hell small this is it http://www.skateboard.com.au/images/prospect2.jpg
10:00 <johninja> hey cuz
11:00 <dudz> hi f
11:00 <Skirmish> simba: Probably to reduce the chance of injury and reduce the risk of being sued by parents. 
11:00 <johninja> hi faux
11:00 <Skirmish> Good news faux. Nobody has talked to me about your vagina this week. 
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> aww
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> poor pandy
11:00 <johninja> hi Skirmish
11:00 <simba> yea the 1s next to tennis courts and shit get lots of babies 
11:00 <johninja> hi simba
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> amewican had to go
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
11:00 <johninja> hi PandasDontDrive
11:00 <simba> hi every 1
11:00 <johninja> hi
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> da j3
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup
11:00 <johninja> chillin'
12:00 <dudz> i'm eating hj's poofters
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> had a mad recon snipe sesh then
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice same
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima have some pizza bbs
12:00 <dudz> john, i'm eating hj's
12:00 <faux> Morning john
12:00 <faux> Lol skirm that's good
12:00 <faux> There's a bird outside me window 
12:00 <faux> I swear it's talking arabic
12:00 <faux> Its freaking me out 
12:00 <johninja> lol
12:00 <dudz> arabic is nonsense
12:00 <johninja> why do birds suddenly appear~
12:00 <faux> Terrorist birds
12:00 <simba> why do birds suddenly speak arabic
12:00 <Skirmish> You been taking the same drugs that Chris takes faux? Licking the LSD tabs? 
12:00 <dudz> flick em off
13:00 <faux> I'm drug free tyvm
13:00 <johninja> hugs not drugs
13:00 <Skirmish> Just trying to explain your middle eastern birds. 
13:00 <faux> I'm eating a ham and cucumber sandwich
13:00 <johninja> (ok fine drugs)
13:00 <faux> :D
13:00 <johninja> ham is considered a drug
13:00 <Skirmish> Osama Bin Pigeon
13:00 <faux> Lmao
13:00 <dudz> poofters are considerd faggots
13:00 <Excessive> I can't wait to get drugged up :)
13:00 <johninja> in islamastan
13:00 <simba> rum ham
13:00 <johninja> HAM
13:00 <johninja> WAXTAP
14:00 <faux> I wish I had s dining table 
14:00 <simba> how i met your hammer
14:00 <faux> I'm not a fan of eating on the cuch
14:00 <johninja> 10 things i hate about ham
14:00 <faux> Couch 
14:00 <faux> I like cuch
14:00 <johninja> couch ham is never good ham
14:00 <faux> The good the ham and the ugly
14:00 <johninja> lol
14:00 <johninja> black ham down
14:00 <simba> ham wars 
14:00 <Skirmish> When Sally met Ham.
14:00 <dudz> ham solo
14:00 <faux> Batham and robib
14:00 <johninja> Fast and the Ham
14:00 <faux> Robin
14:00 <johninja> Ham and the Furious
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> even in italy they still use those squat toilets in some places
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> I mean, it is the best way to shit
15:00 <faux> Hammibal lector
15:00 <johninja> lol
15:00 <dudz> go get ham'ed ya faggots
15:00 <johninja> get some ham up ya
15:00 <faux> Dude, where's my ham?
15:00 <johninja> x
15:00 <dudz> right up the ham
15:00 <faux> Honey I shrunk the ham
15:00 <Skirmish> Harry Potter and the Goblet of Ham.
15:00 <faux> Ongwhy did you do this I love this hame
15:00 <faux> Game*
15:00 <Excessive> I'mnah go n do some repottin of some plants, bbl
15:00 <johninja> hame
15:00 <johninja> wow
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol@this wtf https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1509274_624892680933000_1488265301_n.jpg
15:00 <doctor> like defecating in the woods. the dirt and plants sing along with you
15:00 <PietSAbabe> Im gunna go spend $30 on socks
15:00 <PietSAbabe> No
15:00 <PietSAbabe> $40
15:00 <PietSAbabe> Ineed lots n lots of socks
16:00 <dudz> i've just burped
16:00 <simba> the prisoner of azkaham
16:00 <Skirmish> The Haminator.
16:00 <faux> Lmao
16:00 <johninja> Forrest Ham
16:00 <simba> the half ham prince
16:00 <dudz> the ham prince of bell air
16:00 <faux> I am Ham.
16:00 <johninja> Jurrasic Ham
16:00 <johninja> Hamtanic
16:00 <Skirmish> The Hobbitt: Desolation of Ham
16:00 <johninja> HamCop
16:00 <faux> Ham girls
16:00 <simba> Ham
16:00 <doctor> why not $40.50?
16:00 <PietSAbabe> They always become holy :(
16:00 <PietSAbabe> Cos , i want 30c for my soft serve cone
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol doc
16:00 <simba> lol
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> the fuck
16:00 <doctor> you shouldn't wash them in the holy water basins at your local church then!
16:00 <PietSAbabe> Why not :(
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> terrible amount of shit you gotta go through PietSAbabe
17:00 <faux> Hamlet.
17:00 <faux> Oh
17:00 <johninja> wow
17:00 <dudz> hamalot
17:00 <johninja> the great ham robbery
17:00 <faux> Ham and away
17:00 <dudz> lol
17:00 <faux> Omg
17:00 <Skirmish> Law and Order H.A.M
17:00 <simba> i dont even care when my socks get holy
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> so we riled picard up so nice last night
17:00 <doctor> because then they become sanctified
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> was lolarious
17:00 <simba> like unless theyre unwearable or w/e of course
18:00 <faux> The Hampire Diaries
18:00 <dudz> CSI - HAM
18:00 <faux> Yes
18:00 <johninja> lol
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
18:00 <simba> ham*
18:00 <Skirmish> I think I am going to have to ring up and order lunch early. 
18:00 <johninja> #HamClub
18:00 <faux> Lolll
18:00 <doctor> he loves getting riled up pandas
18:00 <doctor> he gets very bored
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> this was my fav bit
18:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> doctor, in the wood they dont only sing along with u
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> that i said
18:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> theyre curious and attacted to u too
19:00 <Skirmish> simba: We’ve changed the order to Chicken Pad Thai and Beef in Garlic and Pepper sauce. 
19:00 <dudz> one upon a ham
19:00 <simba> im jeluz
19:00 <Skirmish> You ruined it dudz. 
19:00 <faux> I ham legend
19:00 <dudz> narh thats a series
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> before I talked about a beautiful young red head he might like
19:00 <BlackDevil> have you ever pooped in your pants?
19:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> the insects love to come to check ur bum out
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> [20:21] <PandasDontDrive> Picard do you find it hard to breathe when you lay on your back?
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> [20:22] <PandasDontDrive> and is it worse when your wife is on top of you?
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> [20:22] <PandasDontDrive> SOMEBODY GET THIS GUY SOME FAT FREE WATER!
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> [20:23] <PandasDontDrive> feel sorry for the ten dead people's hearts picard's going to go through in his life.
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey BlackDevil u see those two pics i posted you yesterday?
19:00 <BlackDevil> of your penis? not yet
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> O_o
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> pmd u
20:00 <simba> the hamback of notre dam
20:00 <johninja> hamtom of the operah
20:00 <dudz> notre ham
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> pizza
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> cold mmm
20:00 <johninja> little red riding ham
20:00 <faux> lmao
20:00 <dudz> dead animals
20:00 <faux> Snow white and the 7 hams
20:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> they go: oh look bare bottom where the sun does shine!
20:00 <doctor> the whole wilderness not only sings but it dances along with you, it knows that you're returning to it
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck the wilderness
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> I've seen wrong turn.
20:00 <simba> i just love how picard races horses but like in a horse and carriage, he sits in a carriage in the back and probably whips the horse, i tried asking him wouldnt it make sense having someone lighter, less load to carry??
20:00 <doctor> and then you lose your mind and become a monkey 
21:00 <johninja> lool
21:00 <dudz> how i met your ham
21:00 <faux> Here comes a train
21:00 <simba> already did that 1 dudz 
21:00 <simba> u r expelled
21:00 <dudz> oh sorry
21:00 <dudz> i'm out then
21:00 <faux> BZzzzzoooozopppzooozrrrbt
21:00 <simba> unforgivable
21:00 <dudz> so anyway, lets bring the attition and give it to me next
21:00 <johninja> i'm going to chop off your arm
21:00 <faux> Hamshank redemption 
21:00 <dudz> faux had her turn
21:00 <dudz> *attention
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
21:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> and wants to eat u before u even die
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> I love how he started going on saying I hit Mel
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> over n over
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> so I come up with a plan to rile him up so bad
22:00 <simba> what
22:00 <dudz> me
22:00 <dudz> all of it
22:00 <dudz> give
22:00 <faux> .
22:00 <simba> ..what
22:00 <johninja> hamming it up
22:00 <dudz> ham it over
22:00 <dudz> the lot of it
22:00 <faux> What's everyone besides duds doing today
22:00 <johninja> got a little high
22:00 <doctor> he just likes having animals sweat for him
22:00 <simba> Plan P
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> i need Mel in on it though
23:00 <Bastardly_One> torturing a cat
23:00 <Bastardly_One> well, playing with it 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> it thinks it's torture 
23:00 <faux> .
23:00 <simba> looking for the jpg of my dreams
23:00 <dudz> i'm full thanks f
23:00 <Bastardly_One> grumpy cat aint got nothing on this cat
23:00 <Bastardly_One> it disapproves of my smoking habits too 
23:00 <BlackDevil> mel doesnt work
23:00 <BlackDevil> homeless
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> prob need a couple ppl in on it
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> need to make it worse, not that I hit her but worse
23:00 <Serenity> lol @ horse and carriage.. theyre called trotters you goose
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> get picard real angry raging till he threatens me n shit
23:00 <Serenity> and its highly dangerous
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> b hilarious he died ircing
24:00 <faux> Any movie suggestions
24:00 <faux> New or old
24:00 <simba> yes watch jackie brown
24:00 <Bastardly_One> only pussy I got in years and it's ugly and grumpy 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmmm
24:00 <faux> I just wanna chill and watch movies all day
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Smoke with Harvey Keitel
24:00 <johninja> i'm watching angelina balerina with angelina
24:00 <faux> Movies I'd like please 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> but under no circumstances get Smoke II
24:00 <faux> Omg john lol
24:00 <faux> I miss that
24:00 <faux> My cousin watched it everyday 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Smoke is a good dialogue movie
24:00 <doctor> $4.50 beer and chips dont at the trotts
24:00 <simba> love and marriage love and marriage.. go 2gether like a horse and trotter
24:00 <doctor> gone are those days
24:00 <doctor> down*
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> not if you amish bro
24:00 <simba> i prefer 2 think of picard as cinderella
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
24:00 <simba> princess picard
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> he probably has a couple of broken glass slippers up his ass
25:00 <faux> Wahhhhh I'm not there any more 
25:00 <faux> :'( I miss them lol
25:00 <johninja> aww
25:00 <johninja> you moved again eh
25:00 <johninja> gypsy
25:00 <johninja> i am in melbourne now
25:00 <faux> Yeah my own place now
25:00 <johninja> been looking at houses etc
25:00 <faux> Moved Friday night 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> sure you're not Kurdish faux?
25:00 <faux> Nice
25:00 <johninja> nice one
25:00 <faux> Melb is good
25:00 <faux> Cheap
25:00 <johninja> is it hard getting a place there?
25:00 <faux> Better than syd
25:00 <johninja> yeh i like melbs
25:00 <simba> lolol
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
25:00 <simba> and 2 ugly ass sisters
25:00 <PietSAbabe> Lollllllll
25:00 <PietSAbabe> :/
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
26:00 <faux> Everything is expensive here
26:00 <faux> It sucks
26:00 <dudz> melbs a shit place
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Melbourne isn't cheap, you're better living just out of melbourne
26:00 <johninja> a few studies showed syd as the most expensive in the world
26:00 <faux> I'm comparing it to sydney
26:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I've been stuck an hour away from it 
26:00 <johninja> nah it is cheap
26:00 <faux> So yes it is cheap
26:00 <johninja> lots of cheap food out in the burbs
26:00 <johninja> meat etc
26:00 <Bastardly_One> oh food and shit
26:00 <johninja> pretty rad
26:00 <Bastardly_One> hell yes
26:00 <faux> Lucky
26:00 <johninja> got a lamb rack for like $5
26:00 <johninja> yum
26:00 <johninja> lmb mushies and asparagus
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> his wife and his wife's reflection in the mirror
26:00 <doctor> few of my relatives have horses, it seems here in WA when you have enough to live comfortably and extra you buy horses. you never really race them or breed them as you're too fat and unmotivated but it seems to be a shared experience
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> water is my mirror, most faithfull friend
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck racing them
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> what about being its friend 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> if you have time it's easy to find cheap food in Melb
27:00 <faux> Lamb is like 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> very true
27:00 <faux> $40 a kg here
27:00 <faux> Omg
27:00 <faux> I hate you
27:00 <johninja> :D
27:00 <faux> You have to take out a loan in sydney to buy lamb
27:00 <johninja> melb markets is nice too 
27:00 <johninja> lol
27:00 <dudz> i dont eat lamb, just beef and chicken and fish
27:00 <Bastardly_One> which side of the city are you on?
27:00 <johninja> franga
27:00 <johninja> havn't been this time
27:00 <johninja> but yeh
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Dandy Market is good 
27:00 <simba> u should totally uproot to adelaide or melbourne somewhere that isnt big bad sydney
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> ride it round the property, camp out
27:00 <doctor> you're not thinking like a rich man!
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> horse racing is cruel man
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> if I were a rich man there wouldnt be any other rich men ;)
27:00 <BlackDevil> horse racing is fast
27:00 <simba> if i was a rich girl.. na na na na na na na na na na na na
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not far from you really 
28:00 <faux> Lamb > beef
28:00 <faux> Mary knew how to live 
28:00 <johninja> i like both
28:00 <johninja> Bacon #1
28:00 <faux> Mwlb is just another huge city like sydney
28:00 <johninja> chicken 2 probs
28:00 <faux> With Greeks instead of lebs
28:00 <johninja> yeh less lebs
28:00 <johninja> more organised
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Melbourne has a different feel to major capitals though
28:00 <johninja> syd is pretty whack
28:00 <faux> Adelaide would be nice and chilled
28:00 <faux> I'd like qld
28:00 <faux> Near the beach 
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
28:00 <doctor> they have horses so they can hire young veterinarian graduates to look after them, therefore they always have someone to perve on while living secluded away on their property
29:00 <Bastardly_One> it's got a sociable vibe
29:00 <Skirmish> SON OF A BITCH! 
29:00 <faux> I've never been to melb fyi
29:00 <faux> I've just heard its Greek central 
29:00 <Skirmish> “No deriveree today”
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the way I put it is you can ask people for the time in Melbourne and they tell you the time
29:00 <faux> And less lebby
29:00 <Bastardly_One> ask people for the time in Sydney and they walk right past you
29:00 <simba> melbourne is AZN central
29:00 <faux> Skirmish go to www.menulog.com.au
29:00 <Bastardly_One> or another way I put it is ... ask for directions in melbourne and they almost show you where to go
29:00 <Skirmish> It doesn’t do my area. 
29:00 <BlackDevil> do
29:00 <BlackDevil> you
29:00 <BlackDevil> shave
29:00 <BlackDevil> your
29:00 <BlackDevil> nose
29:00 <BlackDevil> hairs?
30:00 <Skirmish> I don’t live in a capital city remember. 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty friendly city 
30:00 <dudz> yeah your roads have like thick gravel on them hey Skirmish designed for trucks and 4x4's
30:00 <dudz> youc an't skate ont hat shit
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you were in Syd Skirmish 
30:00 <Skirmish> Newcastle. 
30:00 <doctor> i don't see how you could properly do that
30:00 <doctor> i just pluck them
30:00 <BlackDevil> thats a lot of blood
30:00 <doctor> you dont have nose hairs do you?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> are you up near Newcastle or something?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmmmmm
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> full.
31:00 <dudz> enjoy your text, i'm gonat ap out
31:00 <Skirmish> I’m 30mins out of Newcastle at the moment and that menulog place just says “Yeah fuck off no”
31:00 <johninja> lol
31:00 <simba> mine rnt that big yet
31:00 <simba> https://24.media.tumblr.com/df533d3265817219fce81cdc389c8003/tumblr_movjygh32R1qb30dwo1_500.jpg nice colors!!!
31:00 <doctor> i've got hair everywhere and losing it all on my head
31:00 <BlackDevil> watching SimCraft
31:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
32:00 <simba> what a weirdough
32:00 <Skirmish> It’s pizza or nothing I guess. 
32:00 <doctor> don't know why someone would want their house to look like that, would call for a lot of unwanted attention
33:00 <simba> go 4 a drive get that azn goodness
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye pizza is aight
33:00 <Skirmish> I’ve been looking forward to thai since yesterday.
33:00 <johninja> i had a pretty cool souvlaki the other day
33:00 <Skirmish> I’m at work. 
33:00 <faux> There's one place that delivers to you 
33:00 <johninja> i wouldn't say melbs is dominated by any one ethnicity
33:00 <faux> http://m.menulog.com.au/uncle-rajas-nara-thai-restaurant
33:00 <faux> Lol
33:00 <simba> uncle raj will sort u out
33:00 <Skirmish> faux: If I was at home yeah … but where I am at work … no. 
33:00 <faux> Oh
34:00 <faux> You said Newcastle
34:00 <Skirmish> Ok, well to clarify I am in Williamtown right now. 
34:00 <simba> for bitches
34:00 <Serenity> my best friend at school her family had trotters
35:00 <simba> https://24.media.tumblr.com/1ec77574c0f58ef8c46fdfaf1d8eb7ba/tumblr_n34vzpLoFa1qeozgbo1_500.jpg
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> just order anything
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> pick up the phone and yell ETHNIC FOOD
35:00 <simba> dial 000 and bellow obsenities at whoever picks up
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love how this restaurant opened, focusing on 'aboriginal' cuisine
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> and str8 up closed
35:00 <johninja> they call me caramelo
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> because there's no such thing as aboriginal cuisine
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
35:00 <simba> lol
35:00 <Serenity> used to be a fun night out going to the trots n playing with all the other horse kids
35:00 <Doodle> i'm sorry to hear that
35:00 <Doodle> oh right
35:00 <doctor> lol
35:00 <simba> horse kids hehe
35:00 <Doodle> we had horses
35:00 <Doodle> when i was a kid
35:00 <Doodle> they hurt
36:00 <simba> what restaurant
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> was a few yrs ago
36:00 <simba> aboriginal cuisine lol
36:00 <Q{{_m4lads> theres various grubs
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer lol!
36:00 <johninja> glue
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> bush tucker mate
36:00 <simba> all i can think of is bugs
36:00 <johninja> petrol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> abo cuisine?
36:00 <simba> lol
36:00 <johninja> metho
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> throw a whole wallaby on a fire
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> CUISINE!
36:00 <johninja> roadkill
36:00 <simba> witchety grubs 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> roadkill with a glass of petrol
36:00 <iurewyiwuri> roadkill with a glass of petrol
36:00 <iureuiriut> roadkill with a glass of petrol
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
36:00 <Q{{_m4lads> they do good turtle soups
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> mob mate
36:00 <johninja> wotsthishere sauce
36:00 <johninja> bye NikAway
36:00 <NikAway> Seeya johninja :o)
36:00 <Serenity> i dont like horses
36:00 <Doodle> ehh same really
36:00 <doctor> theyre like swimming pools i suppose, once the kids grow up you just end up throwing a lot of dirt over them
36:00 <Doodle> my mum and my sister were the horse people
36:00 <Serenity> lol
37:00 <Bastardly_One> enjoy gym
37:00 <iurewyiwuri> enjoy gym
37:00 <iureuiriut> enjoy gym
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> me mob as been ere formingan yers
37:00 <simba> lol what the fuck
37:00 <johninja> get in my belly
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want to sleep but just ate
37:00 <Bastardly_One> oh someone has a bot ... aint that cute?
37:00 <iurewyiwuri> oh someone has a bot ... aint that cute?
37:00 <iureuiriut> oh someone has a bot ... aint that cute?
37:00 <johninja> lel
37:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd think people would be bored harrassing me by now
37:00 <iurewyiwuri> you'd think people would be bored harrassing me by now
37:00 <iureuiriut> you'd think people would be bored harrassing me by now
37:00 <simba> oh someone has a bot ... aint that cute?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but hey *shrugs*
37:00 <iurewyiwuri> but hey *shrugs*
37:00 <iureuiriut> but hey *shrugs*
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> where's picard
38:00 <simba> WebbY stebie Kynetic Serenity BlackDevil any of u got keyboards u r needed
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wonder if he finds it hard to breathe when hes asleep
38:00 <johninja> cheating on his wife with the neighbours dog
38:00 <simba> http://www.aboriginalculture.com.au/bushfoods.shtml
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> or laying down in general
38:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahahahaha @ simba
38:00 <faux> Wtf
38:00 <Bastardly_One> look who it concerns man ... as if 
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
38:00 <faux> There's 680 calories in only 6 maccas nuggets
38:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, was that a bitch I just made? 
38:00 <johninja> wiow
38:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Daryl Braithwaite - The Horses.mp3 (3.91MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:16)
38:00 <Doodle> 4 ur earworm pleasure
38:00 <Serenity> thanks.
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> harassing u
39:00 <simba> theres a small chance 1 of them bought a keyboard
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> but you're the "bastardly one"
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> hang shit on so many ppl you had a huge cry for days
39:00 <simba> faux have u seen the hunger games
39:00 <Bastardly_One> actually
39:00 <Q{{_m4lads> them frogs are nice if u know how to cook it
39:00 <faux> I love how he always refers back to irc nicknames like they're true definitions of our identity 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> good movie 
39:00 <faux> I am so fake. Huhuhu
39:00 <faux> Nah I haven't 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the books are better but that's a good movie
39:00 <faux> Books are always better 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, it's not bad if you're gonna d/load it 
39:00 <PietSAbabe> Oooo shops in the cbd gonna be open till 7pm now
39:00 <Doodle> yw!
39:00 <Serenity> are you telling me perths actually done something before an eastern city
40:00 <iurewyiwuri> yeah, it's not bad if you're gonna d/load it
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> hunger games
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> isnt that for chicks
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm fussy if I'm paying but yeah that was alright
40:00 <iurewyiwuri> I'm fussy if I'm paying but yeah that was alright
40:00 <iureuiriut> I'm fussy if I'm paying but yeah that was alright
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> n queers
40:00 <faux> The only book/movie combo that were kind of on par for me was Angels and Demons
40:00 <simba> faux is a chick
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> true
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> that is a fact
40:00 <Bastardly_One> what about ... the Great Oz?
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> this indian on tele is annoying
40:00 <iurewyiwuri> what about ... the Great Oz?
40:00 <iureuiriut> what about ... the Great Oz?
40:00 <simba> it took me way too long to find this https://24.media.tumblr.com/bfbb26e083b3bf67981301b34770abd4/tumblr_mvu8h11Qjv1qzo3c9o1_500.jpg
40:00 <simba> re: HORSE KIDS
40:00 <Doodle> haha
40:00 <Serenity> oh dear
40:00 <Serenity> lol
41:00 <faux> I watched some mental movie 
41:00 <faux> Silver linings 
41:00 <faux> Or something 
41:00 <faux> With Jennifer Lawrence 
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> i will never watch that
41:00 <simba> silver linings playbook ?? that wasnt that good
41:00 <faux> Yeah 
41:00 <faux> I was disappointed
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love how aussies were going on about the old aussie chick in that
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> and how now shes such a star
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> y r u trollin BastardIy_One?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not me idiot
42:00 <Bastardly_Onee> it's not me idiot
42:00 <BastardIy_One> it's not me idiot
42:00 <faux> I just wanted you to knowwww
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> err
42:00 <faux> That baby yoire the besttt
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> snappy
42:00 <Excessive> hmmmmm, 2 more weeks of local shoppin left
43:00 <Bastardly_Onee> i'm always snappy cause i cant get my own way
43:00 <Excessive> then I gottah bus it to Cremorne fo my shoppin cause they're demolishin the whole block where the woolies is here and buildin a new 1
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, it's simba
44:00 <BastardIy_One> Oh, it's simba
44:00 <Bastardly_Onee> Oh, it's simba
44:00 <Bastardly_One> what a dick
44:00 <Bastardly_Onee> what a dick
44:00 <BastardIy_One> what a dick
44:00 <Bastardly_Onee> people dont listen to me
44:00 <faux> Why would it be simba
44:00 <simba> whats me
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
44:00 <faux> These repeaty bot things 
44:00 <simba> thats not me u dick its pollock using my symphonies thing
44:00 <simba> he stole it
44:00 <simba> im the real symphonies
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> well i farted
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> again
44:00 <Doodle> ew buses
44:00 <Doodle> get ready for the stench
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, Pollock again *yawns*
45:00 <BastardIy_One> ah, Pollock again *yawns*
45:00 <Bastardly_Onee> ah, Pollock again *yawns*
45:00 <simba> i just came inside my own asshole
45:00 <faux> *yawns*
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
45:00 <simba> `seen element
45:00 <prowl> simba, Element ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #random 1 week 2 days 18 hours ago (27.03. 17:44) stating "Z-Lined" after spending 2 hours 32 minutes there.
45:00 <Bastardly_One> he can keep going all his life for all I care ... I'm not leaving the channel for good over that cunt
45:00 <Bastardly_Onee> he can keep going all his life for all I care ... I'm not leaving the channel for good over that cunt
45:00 <BastardIy_One> he can keep going all his life for all I care ... I'm not leaving the channel for good over that cunt
45:00 <simba> pollock was "Z-Lined"
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> fark
45:00 <faux> lolm
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> so many farts
45:00 <simba> shocking new discovery: you are very cute. scientists everywhere are blushing
45:00 <faux> Poppin that p all in your face but you gotta break bread if you want a taste 
45:00 <Serenity> so glad i dont have to do public transport anymore
45:00 <BlackDevil> i cant wait for the walking dead
45:00 <BlackDevil> then game of thrones
45:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
45:00 <simba> when someone asks u a question and ur just like https://31.media.tumblr.com/42fbf2110db79d84ad46a07d8a65b2ab/tumblr_mg2dxmLZlS1r4zr2vo1_r2_500.gif
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> whats ballarat like
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> is it shit?
46:00 <faux> Rnb lyrics . heaps sick
46:00 <BastardIy_One> yeah
46:00 <Bastardly_One> is adelaide shit?
46:00 <Bastardly_Onee> is adelaide shit?
46:00 <BastardIy_One> is adelaide shit?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> its the same place but smaller
46:00 <Bastardly_Onee> its the same place but smaller
46:00 <BastardIy_One> its the same place but smaller
46:00 <simba> cash, cards, diamond rings
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> just asking
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> what is it like
46:00 <Doodle> ahaha
46:00 <Excessive> I don't mind the public transport
46:00 <simba> idm busses either, mixing with the people
46:00 <Excessive> least I don't have the expense of a fckn car
46:00 <Doodle> worth it
46:00 <Doodle> i deliberately bought a 2 seater car so i dont have to mix with people
47:00 <Bastardly_One> just told you ... like adelaide but smaller
47:00 <Bastardly_Onee> just told you ... like adelaide but smaller
47:00 <BastardIy_One> just told you ... like adelaide but smaller
47:00 <faux> Cash money cars clothes this is how true ballers rolll
47:00 <faux> Niggers n shit
47:00 <faux> Etc
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> k
47:00 <BastardIy_One> no one listens to me so i repeat myself like a retard
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I like it ... nice city really ... bit small but it's nice
47:00 <Bastardly_Onee> I like it ... nice city really ... bit small but it's nice
47:00 <BastardIy_One> I like it ... nice city really ... bit small but it's nice
47:00 <faux> We can srr
47:00 <faux> See
47:00 <simba> faux have u seen garden state thats 1 u might enjoy 2 watch
47:00 <faux> Gosh b1 u attention seeking cunt
47:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <Serenity> im literally that duck every day on irc
47:00 <Doodle> haha
47:00 <Serenity> i have kids.. the expense of the bus would be more than owning a car lol
48:00 <Skirmish> Fucking pizza shop doesn’t even deliver here. 
48:00 <Skirmish> This sucks so hard.
48:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a Pollock bot faux  you dumb bitch
48:00 <Bastardly_Onee> it's a Pollock bot faux you dumb bitch
48:00 <BastardIy_One> it's a Pollock bot faux you dumb bitch
48:00 <faux> yes simby you recommended that to me ages ago
48:00 <faux> I loved it
48:00 <simba> that owns!!!
48:00 <faux> Wow b1 I was obvi being sarcastic you grumpy fuck
48:00 <BastardIy_One> im always abusive towards other chatters
48:00 <Excessive> tis gonnah take em 2 years apparently fo their buildin shitz
48:00 <Serenity> is it coffee
48:00 <Doodle> its his cumrag
49:00 <faux> Go drown yourself until you learn to take irc less seriously 
49:00 <faux> Yeah simby I really did enjoy it
49:00 <Q{{_m4lads> more than dumb, shes got potty mouth and rude too
49:00 <faux> Gimme moreeee I need movies 
49:00 <faux> Wahh
49:00 <Q{{_m4lads> which is way worse
49:00 <Q{{_m4lads> :D
49:00 <faux> Fuck off you foreign irrelevance 
49:00 <simba> i have heaps downloaded i havent seen yet but none are MUST SEE NOW..
49:00 <Serenity> oh
49:00 <Serenity> well i guess im pregnant now
49:00 <Doodle> loool
49:00 <Excessive> I used to bus it up here fo the shoppin from when I lived at Lane Cove
49:00 <[Maverick]> lololol
50:00 <faux> Bugger
50:00 <simba> carlitos way that PandasDontDrive always bangs on about, and milk with sean penn, and pride and glory and i havent seen django yet
50:00 <faux> I haven't seen any of those 
50:00 <faux> I watched ride along yesterday 
50:00 <faux> Was pretty average 
51:00 <simba> and the last temptation of christ because willem dafoe is jesus so that has 2 be cool right
51:00 <faux> Kevin hart was more annoying than funny
51:00 <BastardIy_One> when people dont listen to me
51:00 <BastardIy_One> i threaten them
51:00 <simba> the bus was the only place i got time to play tetris
51:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRP
51:00 <simba> i had new games but tetris always won
51:00 <Excessive> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that was the dolmades
51:00 <BlackDevil> phone
51:00 <BlackDevil> is
51:00 <BlackDevil> at
52:00 <BastardIy_One> and get them banned for not liking me
52:00 <BastardIy_One> thats how i roll
52:00 <simba> i downloaded sister act cos i thought itd be funny
52:00 <simba> and its awful
52:00 <simba> lol
52:00 <BastardIy_One> lol sister act
52:00 <simba> like funny to laugh at not genuinely funny
52:00 <Q{{_m4lads> http://media.theage.com.au/featured/toddler-on-attempted-murder-charge-5326963.html
52:00 <Bastardly_One> all this over a nokick ban you fucking deserved
52:00 <simba> but it wasnt either
52:00 <Bastardly_Onee> all this over a nokick ban you fucking deserved
52:00 <BastardIy_One> all this over a nokick ban you fucking deserved
52:00 <BlackDevil> 91%
53:00 <BastardIy_One> im about as dumb as a dead dogs dick
53:00 <BastardIy_One> which i like to lick
53:00 <simba> we know pollock
53:00 <BastardIy_One> because im such a prick
53:00 <simba> thats why u cant let go of irc 
53:00 <BlackDevil> you know how to get a Q{{_student4Hotties wet?
54:00 <BastardIy_One> wow i just found some bricks
54:00 <BastardIy_One> im gonna steal them
54:00 <BastardIy_One> and pretend i bought a laptop
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/1560626_10152551500919505_3884182750617379291_n.jpg
54:00 <B1> really?
54:00 <B1> good for you
54:00 <simba> piss on him?
54:00 <BlackDevil> nope
54:00 <BlackDevil> take him to an airport
55:00 <B1> It's not working is it Pollock?
55:00 <B1> give up, move on 
55:00 <simba> move on man, like your dad did, you guys had that great war over austnet and he won and left the server, youre still here trying to lash out at the users
55:00 <BastardIy_One> wouldnt matter what nick you chose flopbag
55:00 <simba> why
55:00 <BlackDevil> gets him wet
55:00 <simba> to drown him in an airport toilet right
56:00 <simba> its not our fault your dad owned you
56:00 <BastardIy_One> im not pollock
56:00 <B1> are you that stupid that you think bullying is making me leave the channel?
57:00 <BastardIy_One> youve been guessing for the last 30 minutes
57:00 <B1> let's see, you've tried how many different ways?
57:00 <BastardIy_One> you got no idea
57:00 <simba> n e ops get a keyboard yet
57:00 <B1> guessing what exactly?
57:00 <BastardIy_One> who i am
57:00 <BastardIy_One> lol
57:00 <BastardIy_One> flopbag faggot
57:00 <simba> nobody cares
57:00 <simba> honestly
57:00 <BastardIy_One> shut up then
57:00 <B1> we care not ... either one of two people
58:00 <BastardIy_One> you care a lot
58:00 <simba> nobody knows u away from the keyboard or at it
58:00 <BastardIy_One> look at you both
58:00 <BastardIy_One> caRRYING on like faggots
58:00 <B1> awwwwwwwwwwwwwww, what's a matter?
58:00 <B1> can't get into the modem again?
59:00 <B1> poor Pollock
59:00 <BastardIy_One> listen we got your bigpond ip
59:00 <B1> or should that be pillock?
59:00 <B1> yeah ... Pillock
59:00 <B1> uh huh 
59:00 <B1> what is it then?
59:00 <BastardIy_One> you think by using port 6697 on austnet will stop you from being fucked up lol yourte a dumb cunt
59:00 <BastardIy_One> you got no balls cunt
00:00 <BastardIy_One> we frucked you up
00:00 <BastardIy_One> no dodo accoutn fro you
00:00 <B1> and if you know my ip tell me it right now
00:00 <BastardIy_One> hahhaa
00:00 <simba> lmao
00:00 <BastardIy_One> you ran to your mums house n used her adsl
00:00 <BastardIy_One> cause youre a sad cunt
00:00 <B1> did I?
00:00 <simba> i remember that little crew of loners 
00:00 <simba> i forgot about you guys
00:00 <simba> someone told me once that theyre a member of an irc crew 
01:00 <B1> I must ring my mother up and tell her I'm at her place as well as my own
01:00 <BastardIy_One> you can lie all you like
01:00 <BastardIy_One> bigpond ip doesnt lie :)
01:00 <B1> what is it then?
01:00 <B1> come on ... I want to know My ip
01:00 <BastardIy_One> if i give it out thats a zline
01:00 <simba> Right,.
02:00 <BastardIy_One> so i wont do that
02:00 <B1> you tell me 
02:00 <BastardIy_One> :)
02:00 <B1> because you don't have it 
02:00 <BastardIy_One> if you say so
02:00 <B1> prove it to me in pm
02:00 <Skirmish> Is this the guy hassling B1 that has the pic of himself jacking off on cam?
02:00 <BastardIy_One> i dont have to prove shit to you
02:00 <B1> you can't prove shit is why
02:00 <BastardIy_One> no Skirmish
02:00 <Skirmish> Different one I guess. 
03:00 <simba> i dont think its mentalson.. i think its this guy that actually bragged to me in PM once about being a member of an irc crew, that was hoping to "bring everyone down"
03:00 <B1> failure Pollock
03:00 <simba> whoever it is, he is pretty lonely
03:00 <Skirmish> lol @ bringing everyone down.
03:00 <BastardIy_One> you said that when your dodo account was being fucked up and here you are using bigpond
03:00 <BastardIy_One> lol @ you getting owned
04:00 <B1> anyway ... move on 
04:00 <BastardIy_One> irc wont save you
05:00 <Skirmish> Getting thai food! One of the other guys is getting his mrs to go get it and bring it to us. FUCKING WIN.
06:00 <BastardIy_One> #Melbourne Joins: Bastardly_One ([email protected])
06:00 <faux> And we'll never be royaaals rooooyals
06:00 <BastardIy_One> lol @ you getting asd to give you a vhost so it covers your bigpond address
06:00 <BastardIy_One> such a dumb fuck
06:00 <BastardIy_One> hahahahaa
06:00 <faux> Lol @ you keeping tabs on irc users
06:00 <[Maverick]> ?
06:00 <Excessive> I'mnah wait fo the post man till 5 o'clock n then pill out
07:00 <BastardIy_One> lol @ you still being fat and living alone like a loser
07:00 <Skirmish> lol @ you investing your time on irc being so angry. 
07:00 <BastardIy_One> lol 2 you even responding
07:00 <BastardIy_One> @
07:00 <ShadowLurker> aNYoNe SeeN MY MaTe BaSTaRDLY_oNe?
07:00 <faux> lmao what how is living alone an insult 
07:00 <B1> what's my actual IP though?
07:00 <faux> HA HA U CAN AFFORD UR OWN PLACE LOL
07:00 <PietSAbabe> Mmmm yummy tasty meee
08:00 <faux> - types from mums basement
08:00 <B1> yeah, you can laugh all you like ShadowLurker  ... has it got rid of me yet?
08:00 <Skirmish> faux: Because you should be living in your parents spare room like he does faux. Planning to bring the austnet network down one dole cheque at a time.
08:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOOL
08:00 <faux> lmao
08:00 <simba> being a self confessed member of an irc crew lmao
08:00 <faux> So funny
08:00 <simba> how embarrased must he be over letting us all know how much B1 cut him
09:00 <Skirmish> simba: it’s Krew … with a K. Cause that’s how they get their coolness. 
09:00 <simba> hes going on like a baby
09:00 <B1> give it the fuck up all of you that are involved ... I won't be leaving 
09:00 <ShadowLurker> Q.Q
09:00 <Skirmish> I know B1 is old … did he fuck your mum? 
09:00 <faux> hahahahahahhahahahhaa
09:00 <B1> I must of 
09:00 <faux> have*
09:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
09:00 <B1> oh shoosh 
09:00 <faux> no
09:00 <Skirmish> You mad cause he stuck it in her pooper? 
10:00 <ShadowLurker> why do you wanna be here so badly
10:00 <B1> I am forever doing that ... you will laugh though
10:00 <johninja> 8====D
10:00 <ShadowLurker> this network
10:00 <Excessive> lmao ......... simba usin 3 nix to impersonate
10:00 <ShadowLurker> this channel
10:00 <faux> Nix
10:00 <johninja> fgts
10:00 <faux> u
10:00 <johninja> u
10:00 <simba> what
10:00 <B1> I got marked on an assignment for of/has ... and I thought, "who the fuck does she think she is? faux?"
10:00 <faux> lol
10:00 <simba> its not me Excessive its obvious
10:00 <Skirmish> Using letters that sound like the corrects ones you should be using is all the craze.  
11:00 <faux> I actually saw the worst thing ever written the other day
11:00 <faux> I'll try and find it hang
12:00 <Skirmish> Well I hope you’ve learnt your lesson B1. You fuck someone’s mum they will come get you on irc. 
12:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
12:00 <faux> Ok
12:00 <B1> nuh, I'll fuck all ya mums
12:00 <faux> I found it
12:00 <faux> http://i.imgur.com/q8rlqlr.jpg
12:00 <faux> .
13:00 <johninja> smoeking cones while my gf cleans
13:00 <johninja> winning
13:00 <Skirmish> faux: I hope that kid is now dead.
13:00 <johninja> koin lol
13:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
13:00 <faux> lmao
13:00 <simba> cant believe that person is white
13:00 <FredFlinstone> he looked dead in the pic
13:00 <simba> i cant understand most of what black people type online
14:00 <B1> the thing is it's not that hard to read after reading  Pieter post
14:00 <johninja> _=+-O
14:00 <faux> I love how he spelt every tiny word incorrectly but can spell exhaust
15:00 <B1> anyone here besides me have Windows 8?
15:00 <Skirmish> johninja: After your horrible track record of women of late I would have thought you would be a reformed man and treating your new partner differently. You should be cleaning with her. 
15:00 <B1> found any cool apps?
15:00 <johninja> lol
15:00 <johninja> nah i would just get in the way
15:00 <johninja> i hung the washing
15:00 <johninja> not sure i did it properly
15:00 <Skirmish> She moved in with you on the farm or you moved into her place?>
15:00 <simba> i wish i could print out all the women on the internet and they came to life
15:00 <johninja> it looks like a mongolian tent
15:00 <B1> the shit we do for a place to live huh?
16:00 <B1> hanging the washing is hard work!
16:00 <johninja> 3d printer
16:00 <johninja> nah this one is good
16:00 <johninja> top chick~
16:00 <B1> lol ... it is who I think it is?
16:00 <B1> if so I happen to agree
16:00 <johninja> mebe
16:00 <johninja> mel
16:00 <B1> thought so 
16:00 <B1> ye
16:00 <johninja> yeh
16:00 <faux> Like
16:00 <Skirmish> Who the fuck is mel? 
16:00 <B1> never have met they we know of ...must of though
16:00 <faux> Kelevra mel
16:00 <johninja> kelevra
16:00 <faux> Oh wow
17:00 <johninja> ;D
17:00 <faux> Someone predicted you guys would end up together
17:00 <faux> Can't remember who
17:00 <faux> Lol
17:00 <johninja> yeh sez did
17:00 <B1> if we're over shit I might come down and visit 
17:00 <faux> Nah
17:00 <johninja> mebe some others
17:00 <faux> Wasn't sez
17:00 <Skirmish> She seems to get bored with her boyfriends. Keep her interested. 
17:00 <B1> I've easter hoildays for 2 weeks
17:00 <johninja> everyone said we should hook up
17:00 <simba> probably everyone who knows mel
17:00 <johninja> that was kinda wierd
17:00 <faux> Do you change her kids nappy
17:00 <johninja> yeh
17:00 <johninja> lol
17:00 <johninja> and bottles
17:00 <Skirmish> So you now live with Lee too?  That would be hard work mang. 
17:00 <johninja> everything
17:00 <faux> Oh dear
17:00 <BlackDevil> so stewart has herpes
18:00 <faux> Lol
18:00 <johninja> its all good
18:00 <Skirmish> Lee is like …. a woman with  childs brain.
18:00 <B1> that's the bit I'd dread ... nappies are the worst
18:00 <johninja> i like doing shit like that
18:00 <simba> lol
18:00 <faux> Lollllllllll
18:00 <johninja> its pretty chill
18:00 <johninja> she a good kid
18:00 <B1> yeah Skirmish  and I wish you'd stop picking on her
18:00 <B1> because I agree and it's ... wrong
18:00 <faux> OK moral high ground 
18:00 <Skirmish> Only when her retardedness is too much to handle any longer.
19:00 <B1> same reason when faux  told me alienated has brain damage I leave him be now
19:00 <B1> and man he drives me nuts
19:00 <faux> Why do you keep saying I told you
19:00 <faux> I didn't know
19:00 <B1> because you did 
19:00 <faux> And I still give him shit after knowing 
19:00 <Skirmish> faux should stop cutting the tops off peoples heads with the promise of boob pics in exchange. 
19:00 <faux> Cos he's a fucking regard 
19:00 <faux> Retard
19:00 <faux> No I didnt
19:00 <B1> yeah he's outright annoying
19:00 <faux> Jesus fuck
19:00 <Excessive> I went n had a look at the asian furniture shop for one of them asian chests cause I want one fo my bedroom to put stuff into and empty some of the boxes in the hallway that have stuff in em from when I moved in here .......... they fckn want like 700 bux fo somethin the size that I'd want ......... fck ........ I can get the panels cut to size fo under 100 bux n then I'll jus put one together myself and laquer etc
20:00 <simba> lee is funny as fuck
20:00 <Skirmish> So you’re chillin smoking bongs …. Mel is cleaning …. where’s the kid? 
20:00 <B1> the kid is asleep
20:00 <B1> all babies sleep
20:00 <Skirmish> simba: In that “someone played the spoons on the soft spot of my skull as a newborn” kind of funny? 
21:00 <simba> lol
21:00 <IamTheWalrus> #Sleep
21:00 <simba> sometimes shes way out there like "i have a boyfriend now glad i dont have to finger my self any more" then shes totally the opposite like "ewwwwww cock omg"
21:00 <Q{{_m4lads> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4GSH19OytU
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (ch.05) Alice's Adventures in Wonderland - Chapter 05 - Advice from a Caterpillar (Oct 17, 2012) 14:14 - Category: Film and Animation - 550 views - 3 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
21:00 <IamTheWalrus> mel is looking after it while she cleans
21:00 <faux> lmao
21:00 <faux> AFTER IT
21:00 <faux> LOL
21:00 <faux> itm
21:00 <BlackDevil> linda has psychic powers
21:00 <BlackDevil> stan gets brain washed
22:00 <IamTheWalrus> she is rearanging the lounge
22:00 <faux> It.
22:00 <B1> IT
22:00 <faux> It..
22:00 <IamTheWalrus> lol
22:00 <IamTheWalrus> it
22:00 <faux> LOLLLLL
22:00 <simba> lol
22:00 <IamTheWalrus>  where’s the kid? 
22:00 <faux> Good kid mang I love it
22:00 <IamTheWalrus> i think that is a legit response
22:00 <simba> billy kidman
22:00 <BlackDevil> bart becomes snaks friend
22:00 <BlackDevil> you are welcome
23:00 <IamTheWalrus> you need 2 clam down lady
23:00 <Skirmish> Well I hope you keep the drugs the fuck away from the kid and do it outside or something. 
23:00 <IamTheWalrus> yeh
23:00 <IamTheWalrus> hence being outside
23:00 <Skirmish> Don’t be a mandyjane. 
23:00 <IamTheWalrus> gross
23:00 <IamTheWalrus> everything looks like cupcake
23:00 <simba> is Q stewart
24:00 <B1> ok 
24:00 <Bastardly_Onee> ok
24:00 <BastardIy_One> ok
24:00 <IamTheWalrus> ok
24:00 <B1> someone fill me in on the mandyjane thing ... in pm it seems like for obvious reasons of this shit 
24:00 <Bastardly_Onee> someone fill me in on the mandyjane thing ... in pm it seems like for obvious reasons of this shit
24:00 <BastardIy_One> someone fill me in on the mandyjane thing ... in pm it seems like for obvious reasons of this shit
24:00 <Serenity> i hope so
25:00 <faux> or not
25:00 <it> or we could just move on
25:00 <simba> im mandyjane
25:00 <Skirmish> Short story. She used to smoke weed in the car and get her kid high and laugh about it. 
25:00 <it> Skirmish can't let anythign go
25:00 <B1> nuh I want to know about her basically because you guys all have issues with her but I don't know shit about her 
25:00 <BastardIy_One> nuh I want to know about her basically because you guys all have issues with her but I don't know shit about her
25:00 <Bastardly_Onee> nuh I want to know about her basically because you guys all have issues with her but I don't know shit about her
25:00 <Skirmish> She’s a filthy human being. The end. 
25:00 <it> i really don't care about her
25:00 <BlackDevil> cure for herpes
25:00 <BlackDevil> oops
25:00 <BlackDevil> wrong window
26:00 <it> she doesn't exist
26:00 <faux> http://i.imgur.com/DsCQ1LD.jpg
26:00 <faux> lllol.
26:00 <B1> fair enough ... she's always been ok with me but I've no background to have any issue myself ... just askin'
26:00 <Bastardly_Onee> fair enough ... she's always been ok with me but I've no background to have any issue myself ... just askin'
26:00 <BastardIy_One> fair enough ... she's always been ok with me but I've no background to have any issue myself ... just askin'
26:00 <Serenity> whoevers doing that repeat thing cut it the fuck. its bad enough reading it once let along another 2 times
27:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Ban them. 
27:00 <simba> lol https://31.media.tumblr.com/d27fc5a1e6f6829c59032e9fc0ab1725/tumblr_mw537eeWin1qdlh1io1_400.gif
27:00 <Serenity> dont tell me what to do
27:00 <it> B.O.B.B.Y
27:00 <simba> whoevers doing that repeat thing cut it the fuck. its bad enough reading it once let along another 2 times
27:00 <it> KrazyKlown
27:00 <it> whoevers doing that repeat thing cut it the fuck. its bad enough reading it once let along another 2 times
27:00 <B1> lol faux  .. that's great
27:00 <Bastardly_Onee> lol faux .. that's great
27:00 <BastardIy_One> lol faux .. that's great
27:00 <it> lol
27:00 <it> ----~
27:00 <Excessive> eheheh ........... my socket S1 Phenom jus arrived .......... now to swap it with the Athlon in the lappy
27:00 <BlackDevil> well root your phone
28:00 <simba> phew
28:00 <Skirmish> Thank you. Now you can assert your independance from me. 
28:00 <Serenity> shut uppp
28:00 <it> Dastardly_One
28:00 <Bastardly_One> fer fark sake 
28:00 <faux> Assert this 8=====8
28:00 <faux> Oops
28:00 <Serenity> too hung over for diz shite
28:00 <faux> Deformed cock
28:00 <it> lol
28:00 <Skirmish> “You’re not my dad” etc etc. 
28:00 <it> 2xballs
28:00 <faux> lol
28:00 <it> ys ppls
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a Pieter cock forks
29:00 <it> can you hear the bells?
29:00 <Serenity> too hard for pieters cock
29:00 <faux> To big
29:00 <faux> Too*
29:00 <Skirmish> You will have to learn to accept that in times of anger John.  “YOU’RE NOT MY DAD!”
29:00 <Serenity> and you cant ascii a slug
29:00 <faux> ~
29:00 <it> ~
29:00 <faux> ^
29:00 <it> <
29:00 <faux> lmao
29:00 <simba> ؜
29:00 <Bastardly_One> 8~~8
29:00 <faux> 8~
29:00 <it> $$$-$$$
29:00 <faux> Pieter's cock b balls
29:00 <faux> N
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah  was being generous with 8~~
30:00 <Bastardly_One> they need a half tilda
30:00 <Excessive> I donno, should simba be banned too or should he change his password?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> for times like this
30:00 <Serenity> why should simba he banned
30:00 <it> rearange ya face
30:00 <simba> jesus
30:00 <Serenity> and whats his password got to do with anything
30:00 <simba> Excessive it wasnt me u clown he just nicked the word symphonies and used it too okay
30:00 <Excessive> [11:57] -NickOP- *** BastardIy_One Identification List ***
30:00 <Excessive> -
30:00 <Excessive> [11:57] -NickOP- 1     sinba
30:00 <Excessive> [11:57] -NickOP- *** End of List ***
30:00 <Serenity> and?
30:00 <it> koins~
30:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh it's not simba
30:00 <Serenity> thats sinba..
30:00 <simba> the only thing that was the same was that word
31:00 <simba> learn ur internets 
31:00 <Skirmish> Your e-detective skills require more work. 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> he explained to me Pollock uses some of his idents
31:00 <Excessive> ah .............. my bad, it was sinba
31:00 <Excessive> duh
31:00 <Excessive> soz
31:00 <Serenity> your spy skills are bad
31:00 <Serenity> and you should feel bad
31:00 <it> spy vs spy
31:00 <Serenity> mad game
31:00 <simba> harriet the spy
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I like said that to Simba half an hour ago
31:00 <Excessive> + space
31:00 <Skirmish> Spy vs HAM
31:00 <it> lol
31:00 <simba> ernie dingo
32:00 <Skirmish> Spiderham
32:00 <HAMGOD> ernie dingo stole me bb
32:00 <B1> the thing that doesn't seem to be understood is 
32:00 <BastardIy_One> the thing that doesn't seem to be understood is
32:00 <Bastardly_Onee> the thing that doesn't seem to be understood is
33:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: We’ve established that whomever it is … B1 fucked their mother. 
33:00 <Serenity> Skirmish you're the worst stahp
33:00 <HAMGOD> which one is Skirmish?
33:00 <B1> and we also established
33:00 <Serenity> im fairly sure thats not pollock doesnt seem his style
33:00 <B1> I am gonna keep fucking everyone's mum
33:00 <faux> Mine has standards soz
33:00 <Skirmish> Only the fat ugly mums of course because you’re old. 
33:00 <Serenity> dont fuck anyone
34:00 <Serenity> im hung over and bordering vomitting as it is
34:00 <Skirmish> lol
34:00 <B1> story of my life Skirmish 
34:00 <B1> this pussy here is ugly as 
34:00 <B1> only pussy I've seen in YEARS
34:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Omelette with the lot coming up? 
34:00 <B1> :(
34:00 <Serenity> gross
34:00 <Serenity> no thanks
35:00 <Excessive> ummmmmmmm, I usually have some sort of savoury thing when/if I'm hung over
35:00 <HAMGOD> whats love got 2 do with it
35:00 <Skirmish> Thai should be here soon. YUM
35:00 <HAMGOD> yeheheheyaaehhe
35:00 <Serenity> i want pad thai
35:00 <HAMGOD> i want kebabes
35:00 <Serenity> mmm
36:00 <Serenity> i ordered pizza last night
36:00 <Skirmish> We’ve ordered Chicken pad thai on the recommendation of simba 
36:00 <Serenity> i dont remember doing it
36:00 <HAMGOD> kewl
36:00 <Serenity> but its in the fridge..
36:00 <HAMGOD> pineapel?
36:00 <simba> u rok
36:00 <Serenity> no pienapple
36:00 <HAMGOD> nice
36:00 <HAMGOD> did you devour it?
36:00 <Excessive> the only thai I get is duck laksa
36:00 <HAMGOD> duck pizza?
36:00 <Skirmish> If the pad thai is terrible … there are 4 people here with guns that will be unhappy with you simba 
36:00 <HAMGOD> dafuq
36:00 <BlackDevil> jon snow
37:00 <simba> its delicious make sure u have lemon for it
37:00 <HAMGOD> bears
37:00 <simba> if its from a good place itll come with lemon!!
37:00 <Skirmish> … I just heard a round being chambered
38:00 <B1> fuck you and your food talk
38:00 <B1> I want chinese lemon chicken now
38:00 <faux> Yeah I'm hungry now lol
38:00 <Serenity> pad thai is the best thing in the world
38:00 <Serenity> and you MUST use the lemon
38:00 <faux> And I had a half and cucumber sammich like 2 hours aho
38:00 <faux> Wahh
38:00 <simba> hell yea
38:00 <faux> Ham***
38:00 <Hakeem> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/969909_622775417807014_816935410_n.jpg 
38:00 <faux> Not half
38:00 <Skirmish> Not too sure about the lemon …. 
38:00 <Hakeem> cucumbers give me indigestion
38:00 <Serenity> no you have to use the lemon
38:00 <Serenity> trust me
38:00 <B1> what the fuck does this button do?... If I go missing ... no-one did it but me this time *presses it*
39:00 <Hakeem> 7
39:00 <Skirmish> I’ll give it a bash
39:00 <B1> oooooooooooooooooooooh, that's handy
39:00 <B1> it's like an in built help buttong
39:00 <B1> *button
39:00 <Hakeem> butts~
40:00 <B1> never seen "?" as a key on a keyboard before
40:00 <faux> .
40:00 <faux> What
40:00 <Serenity> ...
40:00 <B1> like on the F1 key ... trust me 
40:00 <Hakeem> you are higher
40:00 <Q{{_m4lads> omg everythings a fake, i never trust a womans look again!
40:00 <Q{{_m4lads> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdmzdVPBMp0
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alice in Wonderland Make-up Tutorial (Oct 1, 2012) 7:24 - Category: Howto and Style - 2,325,950 views - 28,370 likes (97.7%), 680 dislikes (2.3%)
41:00 <B1> I've never ad this brand of computer before
41:00 <faux> Anyway 
41:00 <Hakeem> real eyes realise real lies
42:00 <Serenity> john ar you high
42:00 <Hakeem> a bit
42:00 <Hakeem> yeh
42:00 <Serenity> lol
42:00 <Q{{_m4lads> im usually high anyway
42:00 <B1> a bit 
42:00 <Hakeem> lol
42:00 <Q{{_m4lads> dont need drugs
42:00 <Skirmish> No lemon unless they already put lemon in it. 
42:00 <B1> if it was alcohol he'd be spewing out his nose by now
42:00 <simba> nobody was asking u Q
43:00 <Hakeem> pht
43:00 <simba> Skirmish sue them
43:00 <B1> so ... a lot more like :P
43:00 <Hakeem> one time
43:00 <Q{{_m4lads> if i take drugs i'd freak out i reckon
43:00 <Serenity> no.. lemon..
43:00 <Serenity> what
43:00 <Hakeem> dude i hve drank more bottles than you hve had hot meals 
43:00 <Hakeem> hobo
43:00 <Hakeem> how dare you
43:00 <Serenity> i spewed coke out my nose once
43:00 <Serenity> that hurt
43:00 <B1> if you have trouble getting it though ... I say it to most people I trust ... lemme know ... never have issues
44:00 <Hakeem> yeh its not fun
44:00 <B1> yeah coke up your nose fucking hurts
44:00 <Q{{_m4lads> there are ppl out there that can snort condoms thru their nose and spit it out from their mouth
44:00 <Q{{_m4lads> thats the new gig nowadays
44:00 <Hakeem> i don't go to those bars anymore
44:00 <B1> I reckon it's worse when you drink something like southern and vomit
44:00 <Excessive> ummmm, there was a fb post a while back abt this dude that lost a bet and had to snort wasabi lol
45:00 <Hakeem> nutmeg
45:00 <B1> and left with that sickly taste
45:00 <Hakeem> what's ham got to do with it
46:00 <Serenity> my water is starting to taste funny
46:00 <B1> where's that place that has that burger challenge of the hottest burger in the world??
46:00 <Serenity> im either about to vomit or my hangover is about to kick it up a notch
46:00 <B1> somewhere near Bris I think 
47:00 <Excessive> and apart from savoury stuff when hung over, I sometimes used to have water with bicarb n vinegar
47:00 <Hakeem> had carlton dry the other night
47:00 <Hakeem> pretty good bear
47:00 <simba> bear + deer = beer
47:00 <Hakeem> mel drinks pure blonedes
47:00 <Hakeem> they ok
47:00 <Hakeem> not the best
48:00 <simba> i saw like a dozen empty cans of hahn superdry all over my friends table and i was absolutely amazed that anyone could drink that many terrible beers
48:00 <Hakeem> lol
48:00 <simba> it must be like torture before you get drunk which is also torture
48:00 <Hakeem> had some tooheys premium the other night 
48:00 <Hakeem> was aws
48:00 <Hakeem> like teddys without the soap
49:00 <Excessive> fck .......... I sneezed and set off mah glassbreaks
49:00 <simba> i feel the need.. the need for sneeze
49:00 <Hakeem> one monkey don't stop no show
49:00 <Skirmish> Hahn Super Dry is awesome. 
49:00 <Hakeem> lol
50:00 <Hakeem> i like terrible beers also
50:00 <Hakeem> carlsberg is the best 1
50:00 <Excessive> I'd rather be stoned than drunk
51:00 <simba> goes w/o saying
51:00 <Serenity> i only drink coronas
51:00 <Serenity> they dont bloat me like other beer
51:00 <Hakeem> farenuff
51:00 <Hakeem> spirits?
51:00 <Hakeem> i been drinking a fair bit of gin lately
51:00 <Hakeem> and ice t
51:00 <Hakeem> its ok
52:00 <Excessive> and I'd pass on the beer ......... rather boubon n cola
52:00 <Hakeem> gin an jooce
52:00 <Serenity> i mostly drink spirits i dont drink beer often
52:00 <Serenity> jacks
52:00 <Excessive> uh yuk .......... jin ........ jus can't stand that bitterish taste
52:00 <Serenity> tequila
52:00 <Hakeem> ah yeh
52:00 <Serenity> mmm
52:00 <Skirmish> Wilk Turkey American Honey is so smooth.
52:00 <simba> jin was ok but yoshimitsu was the best
52:00 <Skirmish> Wild even
52:00 <Hakeem> i had soem str8 over chrissy
52:00 <Hakeem> it was ok
52:00 <simba> al snow
53:00 <Hakeem> not something i would drink all the time
53:00 <Hakeem> had a bit of a pine o clean aftertaste
53:00 <Excessive> I'mnah do some black russians next
53:00 <Hakeem> cool
53:00 <Skirmish> You’ve tasted pin-o-clean?
53:00 <Hakeem> no comment
53:00 <faux> lol
54:00 <Serenity> BlackDevil maybe if you let shads know you cant actually remove my ban
54:00 <Serenity> that will help
54:00 <BlackDevil> nope
54:00 <BlackDevil> also this Serenity http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1396839149213.jpg
54:00 <Serenity> ty?
55:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/2cb758b33da34d87ba08fe261f863bd1/tumblr_myvaq5P5Ch1rixj8zo1_500.jpg
55:00 <simba> Love That Car
55:00 <Hakeem> ?
55:00 <Sponge> my cock needs love
55:00 <Hakeem> i am quite content
55:00 <BlackDevil> welcome
56:00 <simba> every cock needs a princess
56:00 <Hakeem> lol
56:00 <Hakeem> CockPrincess17
57:00 <Hakeem> i like ice tea and spiders don't scare me
59:00 <[Maverick]> <@Serenity> they dont bloat me like other beer\
59:00 <Hakeem> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgWgEoaAYDY 
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Riskay - Smell Yo Dick (Oct 24, 2009) 3:38 - Category: Music - 3,800,254 views - 16,348 likes (82.5%), 3,477 dislikes (17.5%)
00:00 <[Maverick]> corona is a light beer 
00:00 <[Maverick]> hence why it doesn't bloat you.. 
00:00 <Nigel> Yeh thats why
00:00 <[Maverick]> if you were drinking a stout or something 
00:00 <Nigel> Heh
00:00 <simba> it is?
00:00 <Hakeem> heh
00:00 <simba> isnt there a corona light 
00:00 <[Maverick]> it's light beer.. not heavy on the hops etc etc 
00:00 <Hakeem> i saw a hobo at 6am the other morning drinking light ice
00:00 <Hakeem> waht a dick
00:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1396834554034.jpg
01:00 <Serenity> 4.5% isnt light
01:00 <Hakeem> if yu going to be an alco don't drink light beer
01:00 <Serenity> they have a light option though
01:00 <Serenity> we got them once by accident
01:00 <Nigel> Or you can add a lil citric acid and any beer will be as 'light' as carlton cold
02:00 <Hakeem> mel bought me a beer
02:00 <Hakeem> classy
03:00 <Hakeem> actually i just stole hers
03:00 <Hakeem> same shit
03:00 <Excessive> fckn hate same label shit that confuses ppl 
03:00 <Serenity> the light coronas are literally exactly the same
03:00 <Serenity> but have a small light written on it
04:00 <[Maverick]> it has nothing to do with the percentage of alcohol in it 
04:00 <Serenity> i didnt even know they existed
04:00 <[Maverick]> light beer is because of flavour etc.. 
04:00 <Serenity> oh now theres hackers in here that hate my guts
04:00 <Serenity> how unfortunate
05:00 <[Maverick]> kronenbourg is another light flavoured beer, drink them like water and not feel bloated 
05:00 <Excessive> ye I bought a jar of whole olives once and wanted to get stuffed olives ........ same label, same shelf etc ........ jus that one had stuffed and the other had whole written on it which I didn't look at properly
05:00 <[Maverick]> 'still full strength beer. 
05:00 <BlackDevil> in here?
06:00 <Hakeem> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSnjXUL-AWU 
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Buck 65 - Paper Airplane - Official Video (Mar 17, 2011) 3:39 - Category: Music - 149,636 views - 896 likes (98.9%), 10 dislikes (1.1%)
07:00 <Serenity> http://res.cloudinary.com/ratebeer/image/upload/w_250,c_limit,q_85,d_beer_def.gif/beer_743.jpg
07:00 <Serenity> theyre not very nice either tbh
07:00 <Hakeem> hi cooper
07:00 <couleurs> hi Ass`Abe
07:00 <BlackDevil> TIA MOWRY WANTS TO DO A ‘SISTER, SISTER’ MOVIE
07:00 <BlackDevil> will not watch
08:00 <Hakeem> come play pool
09:00 <couleurs> i can't find me togs 
09:00 <Doodle> lol
09:00 <Hakeem> :/
10:00 <Hakeem> Doodle and cooper vs me and mel
11:00 <Lumeah> moo
11:00 <Serenity> yes in here apparently
12:00 <Serenity> *10:56:34 AM* <shadsam> theres hackers in melb that hates serenitys guts
12:00 <BlackDevil> Mickey Rooney, who spent nearly his entire life in the show business, died today. He was 93. 
13:00 <Serenity> haxz0r
14:00 <simba> lol
17:00 <[Maverick]> Rooney 
17:00 <[Maverick]> shit aye 
17:00 <[Maverick]> good innings
17:00 <BlackDevil> innings?
18:00 <Serenity> d3rp
18:00 <BlackDevil> game of thrones
19:00 <BlackDevil> already tits, pussy, and ass
19:00 <BlackDevil> also a gay scene
19:00 <simba> fuck wayne rooney!!!!
19:00 <BlackDevil> and incest
25:00 <simba> cool tits in a tv show omg 
25:00 <simba> i am 13 and that is so cool
25:00 <g^style> any beastiality?
25:00 <simba> lets download this supremely gay fantasy tv show hoping to see boobies
26:00 <BlackDevil> no beastiality yet
26:00 <BlackDevil> crossing my fingers
26:00 <Excessive> there's no beast in bestiality
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh yeah
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> sorted that tobacco situation out got winfield red
35:00 <Lumeah> pandy! 
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> and to de stress since simba wont give me weed
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm going to have a glass of chardonay
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> lume!
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hope i can get the lego movie game this week
35:00 <simba> youd just eat it
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think its out haha
35:00 <Lumeah> share? 
35:00 <simba> xD
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> id roll that shit up bro
35:00 <simba> i dont even have green tho 
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> weed my mate dave left rolled a big fatty
35:00 <simba> Woe 
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> chillest weed had in yrs
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> actually made me rethink smoking
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> didnt affect uno mental illness shit, was better than valium
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> btw if you see Picard tell him that I saw an add for his fat ass in a porno mag! bbs
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn gotta go thru this cunts pics n untag myself
37:00 <simba> a cone a day keeps the doctor out of business
37:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <simba> bye 
38:00 <simba> 0,4 LIVERPOOL 4,0 LIVERPOOL
38:00 <simba> 4,0 LIVERPOOL 0,4 LIVERPOOL
39:00 <BlackDevil> quiet you
43:00 <SlagHole> hello
43:00 <BlackDevil> interesting name
47:00 <SlagHole> hi black
47:00 <BlackDevil> NumbChuckers
47:00 <BlackDevil> mate
47:00 <BlackDevil> root my phone
47:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
48:00 <BlackDevil> hi element
48:00 <SlagHole> hi
48:00 <NumbChuckers> i dont think SlagHole is element?
48:00 <BlackDevil> he isnt
48:00 <NumbChuckers> oh
49:00 <NumbChuckers> i thought thats what you meant
49:00 <BlackDevil> but he knows whats coming
50:00 <NumbChuckers> where is he
50:00 <BlackDevil> because someone in here is using a proxy
55:00 <ShadowLurker> aNYoNe SeeN MY MaTe BaSTaRDLY_oNe?
55:00 <BlackDevil> see told ya, element
55:00 <Serenity> lol
55:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh totally
55:00 <Serenity> thats why he thinks we're dosing him you know
56:00 <BlackDevil> im dosing element all the time
56:00 <BlackDevil> as he says
56:00 <ShadowLurker> good for him if hes dumb enough to believe it
56:00 <BlackDevil> cosmos
56:00 <BlackDevil> is about light
56:00 <Serenity> b1 the cowardly little lion
57:00 <ShadowLurker> ShadowLurker is [email protected]
57:00 <ShadowLurker> (y)
57:00 <ShadowLurker> DD0S Y3W
57:00 <BlackDevil> Serenity is my mate
57:00 <Serenity> we are mates
57:00 <Serenity> bff's
57:00 <Saemon> lol howcome you said that about bastardly_one Serenity?
57:00 <BlackDevil> baby daddy
58:00 <Serenity> how come i said what
58:00 <Saemon> <@Serenity> b1 the cowardly little lion
58:00 <Serenity> because hes a coward
58:00 <BlackDevil> so much cum on my keyboard
58:00 <ShadowLurker> he made an ass of himself
58:00 <Saemon> what for? did he do something bad and now is hiding?
58:00 <BlackDevil> needs to be washed
58:00 <ShadowLurker> now hes disappeared
59:00 <Saemon> lol i knew that he's a wanker
59:00 <Saemon> so we all hate him now 
59:00 <Saemon> right?
59:00 <ShadowLurker> just as much as we hate you
59:00 <Saemon> thats good enough for me being hated is story of my life
59:00 <Serenity> im not gossiping about him with you
00:00 <Saemon> but when im hated and he's liked, it sucks, but when im hated and he's hated, it balances out
00:00 <Saemon> `seen bastardly_one
00:00 <prowl> Saemon, I found 3 matches to your query: B1, Bastardly_One, upyabum. B1 ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 3 hours 37 minutes ago (07.04. 10:23) stating "Excess flood" after spending 21 minutes there.
03:00 <ShadowLurker> woo lunch time
03:00 <ShadowLurker> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
05:00 <Saemon> im gona get good ol fish n chips for lunch
05:00 <Saemon> as for drink, im debating between a can of solo
05:00 <Saemon> or fanta
05:00 <Saemon> so much for my dieting eh -.-
05:00 <Saemon> but oh well #yolo
06:00 <Saemon> may as well enjoy life at its fullest
07:00 <Saemon> waiting for my phone to recharge before i go out
07:00 <Saemon> fucken hell knew i should have charged it earlier
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> aaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaaaaa
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> removing tags n askin pics b takin down
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> n they did
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> n msg back sayin they taken em down <3
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> now where's that fatty fat fatoomba picard
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got an asshole itch
20:00 <Serenity> mmm i just made myself a chicken burger
22:00 <doctor> burger de poulet à trois
22:00 <doctor> burger sounds too vulgar for french
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mickey Rooney died
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyone remember him
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> he was too short to notice
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> HAHAHAHA
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> get it
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> SHORT NOTICE
23:00 <doctor> que?
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> eh
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> im waitin to block this motherfucker
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> just wanted to troll back first.
26:00 <ShadowLurker> *12:05:53 PM* <Saemon> but oh well #yolo <-- http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1341382153662_8739278.png nuff said
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon your birth date called and wants you unborn!
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> fgt
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> "The greatest trick Saemon ever pulled was wheelies with his wheelchair." The Usual Suspects
32:00 <Excessive> well this Phenom does not boot the lappy, I'm thinkin it might be cause it's a Phenom II and the lappy has an Athlon X2 (not Athlon II) ......... though they're both socket S1 ......... hmmmmmm, well I msged the seller askin if I can send the thing back fo replacement or refund ......... so hmmmmmmmm
34:00 <Excessive> I'm thinkin that it wants the Phenom I CPU 
37:00 <ShadowLurker> always check the motherboard cpu support never go by "its a S1"
37:00 <ShadowLurker> check if theres a bios update for it
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaa
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> pee on it
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> like with old tee vees
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> when the reception was bad and you pee on it and it's all good.
38:00 <ShadowLurker> pour a never ending soda on it
38:00 <Excessive> I rand Asus and asked if the thing will take the quad phenom, they said yes ......... so I'm thinkin that it really wants the Phenom I ......... this is a 2008 machine ......... so ye
38:00 <Serenity> NEVER ENDING SOOOOODAAA
38:00 <Serenity> AHH-AHH-AHHH
38:00 <ShadowLurker> check for bios update
38:00 <Excessive> rang*
39:00 <ShadowLurker> sezz's pc wouldnt eccept the hexcore we put in it till a bios update
39:00 <ShadowLurker> that was a headache
40:00 <Excessive> ugh ........... nah I'd rather not fck with the bios ......... I did upgrade the bios when the thing was under warranty and it killed the mobo ....... so I had it replaced under warranty ........ so I'm not keen on fckin with the bios
40:00 <Serenity> that was a fucken cunt that was
40:00 <ShadowLurker> not willing to play with bios - puts new cpu in
40:00 <ShadowLurker> makes sense (y)
41:00 <Serenity> generally if the cpu is any older than like.. 3-6 months compared to the mb then you're gonna need to update these days
42:00 <Excessive> ye I know that ............ jus that I'm thinkin abt the Phenom I and not havin to risk killin it with a bios update
42:00 <ShadowLurker> itll probs still need an update
42:00 <ShadowLurker> regardless
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh shit
43:00 <ShadowLurker> if the cpu was released after the bios its not gunna know the CPUID for the new cpu
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think this bitch is gonna rock up here sometime
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> bitching at me
43:00 <Serenity> if you do it all legit then theres no reson for it to kill anything
43:00 <Excessive> Asus tech support reckons that it'll take the Phenom
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> GET OFF MY BLOCK BITCH! THIS MY BLOCK! I RUN THIS MOTHA FUCKIN' BLOCK!
44:00 <ShadowLurker> what bios version tho
44:00 <Excessive> it's an Asus PRO50Z
45:00 <Excessive> and when I killed the thing it was with the Asus Live Update Bios
45:00 <ShadowLurker> what cpu
46:00 <Excessive> Athlon X2 1.9GHz
47:00 <[Maverick]> new cpu, update the biossss
48:00 <ShadowLurker> u sure about that MB number
49:00 <Excessive> the machine is Asus PRO50Z
49:00 <Excessive> not the mobo
49:00 <[Maverick]> give him the mobo #
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> mav
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> you missed it again
50:00 <ShadowLurker> theyre sites fucking useless btw
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh no wait, your fun is with b1 not Picard
50:00 <[Maverick]> missed what? 
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> my bad lol
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> let's have fun with b1 next time
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
50:00 <Excessive> I'd have to pull the thing apart to get to the mobo #
50:00 <Excessive> so nah
52:00 <[Maverick]> without the bios update 
52:00 <Excessive> I'm thinkin the Phenom I ......... not the Phenom II
52:00 <[Maverick]> even with another model cpu 
52:00 <[Maverick]> it aint going to work 
53:00 <ShadowLurker> nope doesnt exist on asus site
55:00 <Excessive> https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/15492
56:00 <ShadowLurker> that doesnt go to asus site anywhere
57:00 <ShadowLurker> i can see now youre gunna go rootin around finding another processor and itll still not work
58:00 <Excessive> ye I know ......... I was showin u the machine ........... asus have prolly dleted it off their site now ......... 6 years later
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> pee on it!
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill buy you a new one if you pee on it lols
08:00 <ShadowLurker> 4NY0N3 533N MY M473 B4574RDLY_0N3?
26:00 <partay> Fuck me. It's only 3.25
26:00 <partay> Feels like 3.30
26:00 <zaim> no.
26:00 <[Maverick]> lol
27:00 <partay> SlagHole: Back up 
27:00 <partay> Get away from me you vile slag 
31:00 <Excessive> k, well there's no Phenom I on ebay ......... so I rang Asus and asked abt wat bios version I would need for this thing to take the Phenom II ........ they're gonnah check and email me ......... I'm weary abt the bios update though with the thing bein outtah warranty ......... I jus don't wannah end up with a fcked machine
32:00 <partay> What are the benefits of the upgrade?
33:00 <partay> Minimal I'm sure
33:00 <partay> SlagHole: You have a small sick. I don't feel a thing. 
33:00 <Excessive> Phenom quad to replace an Athlon dual
34:00 <partay> Fucking with chipsets is prone to disaster. 
34:00 <SlagHole> its not huge but certainly above average, to be sure
35:00 <Excessive> or mabbe I should extend myself to some expense and take it to Asus and have them do it than fckin it and be up for a new machine
35:00 <partay> SlagHole: You know 3 inches isn't avg right?
35:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Yaq06FxkG0
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Reef - Place Your Hand (Dec 25, 2008) 3:41 - Category: Music - 192,394 views - 582 likes (96.7%), 20 dislikes (3.3%)
35:00 <SlagHole> im seven
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> man some bitches be stubborn
36:00 <partay> Ask any chick. It's all about girth 
37:00 <SlagHole> im six inches around, so quite thick
37:00 <partay> You are 6 iced vo-vo's short of a full pack. 
38:00 <partay> Go back to sleep. 
39:00 <BlackDevil> yes PandasDontDrive
39:00 <SlagHole> :(
45:00 <partay> All chicks are cray cray 
48:00 <Ana_Ng> we need the girthitude
49:00 <dudz>  ok
49:00 <dudz> so for me, i'll have some text thank you.
50:00 <dudz> not very much, just a small amount please.
59:00 <PietSAbabe> Woo Me
00:00 <TheRon> ?
00:00 <PietSAbabe> I dunno:(
00:00 <partay> Oh fuck it's retard hour. Hi PietSAretard
00:00 <PietSAbabe> Dont ? Me cos Ill never know
01:00 <PietSAbabe> When I see ?'s I stare into space
01:00 <PietSAbabe> Better reaction than when I see cows
01:00 <MobileCS> Any guys here near brunswick area want a Head job for "FREE"  pm me, im also mobile which means i can travel to you for a small fee!
01:00 <PietSAbabe> We have mooing contests
01:00 <PietSAbabe> Hahaha
02:00 <PietSAbabe> Prostitution at its best
02:00 <PietSAbabe> What makes you think you're at all any better than I am MobileCS?
03:00 <partay> MobileCS: Msg. PietSAbabe 
03:00 <TheRon> why do kangaroos lick their own genitals?
03:00 <TheRon> because they can
03:00 <partay> Why do chicks have periods? 
04:00 <partay> Cos they deserve them 
04:00 <Fez> Lol
05:00 <TheRon> so many single blokes on irc, i wonder why that is
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> I will knock on your dooooorr, I will be your whoooorreeee
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
06:00 <Fez> Becuase they can
06:00 <partay> TheRon: It's easy to see why 
06:00 <TheRon> i know
07:00 <MobileCS> as business has been down in the last few weeks, im throwing in a free 15 minute balls massage, ph 0498389683 to make an urgent booking
08:00 <partay> Hey that Picards number 
08:00 <TheRon> what were the chances of that??
09:00 <partay> Picard is what's wrong with the internet today 
09:00 <TheRon> just society in general
10:00 <TheRon> go cats
10:00 <partay> 45 old bald fat ugly trying to pick up 20 yr olds 
10:00 <TheRon> a woman turns 40, trade her in for 2 20's
11:00 <partay> That's a good deal 
12:00 <partay> TheRon: You're normal. What are you doing here? 
13:00 <TheRon> i dunno
13:00 <TheRon> bored?
13:00 <PietSAbabe> He He He
13:00 <PietSAbabe> Robert Hughes Guilty
13:00 <PietSAbabe> Knew it
13:00 <PietSAbabe> :)
13:00 <TheRon> well we all saw that coming
13:00 <PietSAbabe> Yeh 
13:00 <partay> wow then there's PietSAbabe   Quite the contrast 
13:00 <TheRon> it wasn't a fair trial though
13:00 <PietSAbabe> He had guilt all over his fast
13:00 <PietSAbabe> Sure it was
13:00 <PietSAbabe> I just cant stand how victims come out 20 years later
13:00 <TheRon> the newspapers found him guilty
14:00 <PietSAbabe> That really pisses me off
14:00 <PietSAbabe> He always was guilty
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea boi
14:00 <PietSAbabe> He's always got a hidden grin while walking 
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> xbox called me
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> from amewica
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolsssssss
14:00 <PietSAbabe> Its one thats not so hidden
14:00 <PietSAbabe> :p
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> if only it were a chick ffs
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> i be like
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> marry me i move there we do real like bf4 >:)
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> life*
15:00 <TheRon> why goto the states??
15:00 <TheRon> we have the best country in the world
15:00 <PietSAbabe> Cos he wants to bare arms
21:00 <partay> TheRon: You're trying to have an intelligent convo with PietSAbabe   Your first mistake 
21:00 <TheRon> my bad
22:00 <TheRon> PietSAbabe: can't be all that dumb, i mean the cops haven't found his meth lab yet
24:00 <TheRon> i've made some minestrone soup
24:00 <Serenity> yum
25:00 <PietSAbabe> haha TheRon
25:00 <PietSAbabe> Its in my bathtub!
25:00 <TheRon> be quiet!
25:00 <PietSAbabe> I cut the stuff with pubes
25:00 <PietSAbabe> Dont!
26:00 <TheRon> bacon vegies tomato and stock
26:00 <TheRon> with some barley and pasta
26:00 <PietSAbabe> be quiet!
27:00 <TheRon> when growing a beard, how long till i turn muslim??
28:00 <PietSAbabe> When you can hide the quran in it
29:00 <partay> TheRon: You'll make someone a good wife someday 
29:00 <TheRon> damn straight
30:00 <TheRon> do blokes get sex on the weekends anymore, i mean the footy is on non stop
30:00 <TheRon> when do ppl have time
30:00 <partay> And if your dad doesn't have a beard you've got 2 mums 
31:00 <partay> The 30secs between games. Plenty of time 
31:00 <TheRon> for some
31:00 <partay> Lay be beside her for 25 secs too
31:00 <Pyro-> i'm having sex right now
31:00 <partay> Job done 
32:00 <Excessive> lmfao ......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1496607_763986520301287_67815092_n.jpg
32:00 <TheRon> Pyro-: sex with yourself doesn't count
32:00 <Pyro-> yes it does
32:00 <Pyro-> since when doesn't it?
32:00 <Pyro-> you changing the rules?
32:00 <TheRon> the rules changed a while back
33:00 <TheRon> you just haven't kept up
33:00 <Pyro-> this is outrageous
33:00 <Bonny> playing with yourself is called masturbation.. not sex
33:00 <Pyro-> yeah it is
33:00 <TheRon> making love to the one person that loves you the most
34:00 <Bonny> that's sex
34:00 <Bonny> but there is also casual sex and oral sex
34:00 <Fez> What if its with a fleahlight?
34:00 <Fez> Fleshlight*
34:00 <Pyro-> if i spit on my hand, does that make it oral sex?
34:00 <TheRon> lol
35:00 <Pyro-> just want to clarify these things
35:00 <dudz> is all this text for me?
35:00 <TheRon> yes!
35:00 <dudz> hooray :)
36:00 <Bonny> lol
37:00 <dudz> what should i do with it, i don't really want to read any of it, but i appreciate the thought and time thats gone into typing it all.
37:00 <Serenity>  mmmm
37:00 <Serenity> casual sex
38:00 <partay> Serenity: You're married
38:00 <partay> No cs for u 
38:00 <Serenity> why
38:00 <Serenity> who says
38:00 <partay> My gf loves the occasional 3 some so I'm all good 
39:00 <TheRon> open marriage??
39:00 <Serenity> nahh
39:00 <[Maverick]> awww
40:00 <dudz> zippers, on pants that are already off and beside you but for the effect
40:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152124010598889&set=vb.21461308888&type=2&theater
40:00 <Fez> Sif wear pants..
40:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> are u bi party?
40:00 <Serenity> he didnt say he fucks guys
40:00 <Serenity> he said 3somes
40:00 <TheRon> nobody asked for cucumber with tzatziki 
41:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> just want some clarification
41:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> i wonder if he is bi and curious
41:00 <TheRon> i love the church
41:00 <dudz> i have a mighty bathroom need
41:00 <Serenity> whats the difference between bi and bi curious
41:00 <dudz> if i might be excused from my desk for a few minutes.
41:00 <Pyro-> one is with curious george?
41:00 <partay> The cool kind of 3 some MFF 
41:00 <Serenity> hahahh
41:00 <Serenity> shit
42:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> the latter is newbie bi
42:00 <TheRon> bi curious involves a bicycle
42:00 <Serenity>  I prefer fff
43:00 <TheRon> some people are only thinking about taking up cycling, they're bike curious
43:00 <[Maverick]> five finger fucking
43:00 <Serenity> lop
43:00 <Serenity> finger bang circle jerk
43:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> i would try to sneak in fff with a long wig
43:00 <Serenity> 6 boobs
43:00 <Serenity> mmmm 6 boobs
44:00 <TheRon> i have a problem with the boobs chick off total recall
44:00 <TheRon> i know at least two of those boobs are fake
44:00 <Serenity> hahah
44:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10172742_728003487230465_7345805866628685510_n.jpg
44:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> boobs are more sensitive when theyre lactating?
44:00 <ShadowLurker> ALL THE BOOBS \o
45:00 <TheRon> you know this from personal experience Q{{_student4Hotties ?
45:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> i dont know
45:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> i want to know
45:00 <Serenity> no they arent
45:00 <Serenity> boobs become tougher from bfing
45:00 <TheRon> i like the growth in size of the boob
46:00 <TheRon> thats awesome
46:00 <Pyro-> so you can smack 'em around a bit more
46:00 <Serenity> babies go to town on your nipples
46:00 <Serenity> they have to toughen up
46:00 <Pyro-> he did mention boobs in general
46:00 <TheRon> some blokes just never get over being breastfed
47:00 <Pyro-> didn;t distinguish nipples
47:00 <Serenity> boob/nipples whatevs
47:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> i got one of them big make up brush at the chemist for use on on boobs
47:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> nothing else to buy
48:00 <Serenity> uh
48:00 <milk> you do realize that a good education will do wonders for your baby
48:00 <TheRon> in this country or in sweden??
48:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> not in australia
48:00 <TheRon> scandinavians are the best educators
49:00 <dudz> ok
49:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> what about teachers pay compared to au?
49:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> or u need to have the lowest entry score to get into education?
49:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> to qualify
49:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> like in au
49:00 <Serenity> wot
50:00 <milk> all those guys running around in Norway 3000 year ago trying to find the perfect sword to buy
50:00 <milk> the blacksmith? he was selling them like hotcakes
51:00 <dudz> hi milk, hotcakes you say
52:00 <[Maverick]> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
52:00 <Fez> Hot cakes are fresh
52:00 <dudz> fez, can you look after the channel while i'm in the bathroom?
52:00 <Fez> Nope
52:00 <TheRon> hot fez
52:00 <dudz> thanks fez
52:00 <dudz> ill brb
52:00 <dudz> :)
52:00 <Fez> Ta theron :)
53:00 <doctor> I remember back then, trying times
53:00 <doctor> not as bad as this day and age though
54:00 <TheRon> i watched the hungover games last night, i dunno what i was thinking
54:00 <Serenity> What is the hungover games
54:00 <doctor> you were probably thinking it was a good idea to watch it
54:00 <TheRon> a movie spoof of the hunger games
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sezz its softcore porn
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its like date movie
56:00 <Serenity> oh
56:00 <TheRon> pretty much
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its shit
56:00 <Serenity> gay
56:00 <TheRon> it is
57:00 <milk> hey you, YES YOU! Someone on the Internet cares.
58:00 <TheRon> i tried watching the footy last night, it was over in 15 mins
58:00 <TheRon> sorry but carlton are shit, the sooner they realise it the better
59:00 <milk> Hitler was dillusioned with Jesus's that he tried to perfect the blitz
59:00 <TheRon> if only that was the nallroom blitz
00:00 <TheRon> ballroom
01:00 <TheRon> every rose has it's thorn
03:00 <PietSAbabe> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10247470_874032849289017_7214391188292907446_n.jpg
03:00 <PietSAbabe> Hah
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> this chick wont let up
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> stubborn as fuck
04:00 <TheRon> sometimes ppl just need a really good seeing to
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> word
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> like i needa seeing my penis later for its appointment
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> gonna smack that motherfucker silly
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard will feel the vibe
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha ant dick.
05:00 <Fez> Cameras on cats? Who would thunk it
05:00 <[Maverick]> cmon 420 
06:00 <TheRon> better than cameras on shoes
07:00 <ShadowLurker> aNYoNe SeeN MY MaTe BaSTaRDLY_oNe?
07:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> that is disturbing PietSAbabe 
08:00 <Fez> Just as bad imo
08:00 <PietSAbabe> its funny :)
08:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> hai BubbleGumGirl 
09:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> that women for u PietSAbabe 
11:00 <PietSAbabe> she might try to make a bubble from my doodle tho :(
11:00 <PietSAbabe> And I dont want it to pop !!!!
12:00 <TheRon> my soup tastes awesome
12:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> yeh gotta becareful
15:00 <TheRon> jenifer lopez songs are so easy to write, they hardly take any talent at all
16:00 <Excessive> wiggle wiggle wiggle
20:00 <Fez> Im jenny from the block
20:00 <TheRon> dear god
20:00 <Fez> :)
21:00 <Fez> Forget the name of the pitbull/ j-lo song tho
21:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> she is a genius then
21:00 <TheRon> everyone does
21:00 <Fez> Furtunatly
22:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> can sell songs that are easy to write
22:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> take less effort
22:00 <Fez> Just show some cleave n sell a million copies hey q
22:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> she probably wrote the wrong while pooping then
23:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> it makes u want to get a pair doesnt it fez
23:00 <Fez> Yes
24:00 <Fez> Hope i get a spare
24:00 <TheRon> all adjusted to day light savings yet?
24:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> i suspect Lumeah is bubblegumgirl
25:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> im adjusting to the idea of fez with boobs
25:00 <ShadowLurker> Lumeah is PietSAbabe
26:00 <PietSAbabe> Youre me
26:00 <PietSAbabe> Or am I you
26:00 <Fez> Lumeah is half the people in irc
26:00 <Fez> In/on
26:00 <TheRon> lumeah is a chick
26:00 <TheRon> i'm sure of it
26:00 <ShadowLurker> lies
26:00 <PietSAbabe> Im sure of it too
27:00 <PietSAbabe> UNF
27:00 <ShadowLurker> picsorlies
27:00 <TheRon> unbelievable 
28:00 <TheRon> or is that emf
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> TheRon
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have advice for you
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> drink up me hearty!
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> aheheheheheheheeeeeeeeeee
30:00 <TheRon> cheers!
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's chardonay soz
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> but it's nice
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
31:00 <TheRon> sounds a bit gay
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
31:00 <TheRon> get some vb into you
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'll be on nice rum on thurs or fri
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> naw
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> guy stabbed me drank vb
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> id never ever drink it.
31:00 <TheRon> west end or southwark??
32:00 <TheRon> cheap trick - the flame
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> bro
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> chicks r fucked in the head bro
33:00 <TheRon> yep?
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol!!!
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh ma god
33:00 <TheRon> yes, yes they are
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> havin a drink watchin scene from movie
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol yer man
35:00 <TheRon> dem bitches be crazy
35:00 <dudz> so
35:00 <dudz> if i just push down in this sequenual order of keys
36:00 <dudz> and then if i open a packed of potato chips
36:00 <dudz> that combination of events, friends?
36:00 <TheRon> i have only seen 3 eps of gamne of thrones, am i weird?
36:00 <ShadowLurker> ugh
36:00 <Fez> How many grams?
36:00 <dudz> 90g Fez 
36:00 <Fez> Twisties?
37:00 <TheRon> i don't like chicken twisties
37:00 <dudz> ShadowLurker: you may fill your heart with thoughts of me.
37:00 <ShadowLurker> no thankyou
37:00 <dudz> ok
37:00 <dudz> narh not twisties
37:00 <dudz> these actually taste very horrible :)
38:00 <Fez> They dont like u either theron
38:00 <TheRon> i know
38:00 <PietSAbabe> Lifes pretty bent without piet
38:00 <dudz> sweet potato beetroot and white sweet potato
38:00 <Fez> What flavour dudz
38:00 <Fez> Wow
38:00 <dudz> vegitable chips
38:00 <TheRon> you mean potato?
38:00 <Fez> Thats a long flavoir
38:00 <dudz> i'm gona eat some shepards pie instead
38:00 <Fez> Flavour even
39:00 <Fez> But
39:00 <Fez> The crisps will go stale
39:00 <TheRon> shepherds pie lamb?
39:00 <Shadowgate> be funny yous please!!
39:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny yous type into an irc room!
39:00 <Fez> Shepards pie doest contain real shepard
40:00 <TheRon> it doesn't contain beef either
40:00 <Fez> I like beef
40:00 <Shadowgate> theron makes me want a meat pie
40:00 <Shadowgate> FEz your funny lol
41:00 <Fez> No im not
41:00 <Fez> Liar
41:00 <milk> teriyaki beef
42:00 <dudz> there
42:00 <TheRon> i like the beef cheese bacon potatoe pie
42:00 <dudz> think its beef shepards
42:00 <dudz> i put gravy on it and white peper
43:00 <TheRon> have a think about it, what does a shepherd do??
43:00 <dudz> fix all the words problems?
43:00 <Fez> They shepard
43:00 <TheRon> the shepherd waht?
43:00 <TheRon> what?
44:00 <dudz> whatever you want them to
44:00 <Fez> Why would they eat there own heard?
44:00 <dudz> or whatever they decide they want to even
44:00 <TheRon> why wouldn't you?
44:00 <Fez> Their*
44:00 <milk> you guys are fried
44:00 <dudz> milk said stuff
46:00 <Fez> Shepards protect from wolfs etc
46:00 <TheRon> they protect lamb
46:00 <dudz> they move animals around the place safely and with alot of care and thought put into an entire family of animals
46:00 <Fez> Yea
46:00 <TheRon> why would a shepherds pie ever contain beef??
47:00 <dudz> oh
47:00 <Fez> I sure its not only lamb
47:00 <dudz> hey this was a long winded bash on me :)
47:00 <PietSAbabe> ON THE BOOBS!
47:00 <dudz> nice work TheRon 
47:00 <TheRon> it's a cook's pie otherwise
47:00 <Shadowgate> dudz makes me laugh lol funny nick
47:00 <Fez> Cuz he is sick of eatoing lamb
47:00 <Fez> Thats why
47:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> i used to know someone who feed possums at their place
47:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> it started with a few
48:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> then it got babies
48:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> and it got big family
48:00 <dudz> its just mince thats all, but you can get lamb mince too hey, i am new to shops, not sure of what all the contents are , slowly gaining more knowledge on it.
48:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> and when the person stopped feeding them
48:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> they got real mad and trashed whole place
49:00 <TheRon> i watch gordon ramsay he tells it like it is
49:00 <dudz> i dont follow anything on tv anymore
49:00 <Fez> He gets angryvalot
49:00 <TheRon> i think he's calculated
49:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> they have game of throne on tv?
50:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> i would watch that
50:00 <TheRon> i have paytv so yes
50:00 <TheRon> every night
50:00 <dudz> 5 bucks?
50:00 <TheRon> wrestlemania should i spoil it??
50:00 <dudz> you could get a 5er of weed for 5 bucks
50:00 <Fez> U.s. currency hey dudz?
51:00 <Fez> 'Bucks'
51:00 <dudz> oh yeah sorry i didn't lable with the country
51:00 <Fez> Label?
51:00 <dudz> yep
51:00 <dudz> didn't label it
52:00 <dudz> that was nice
52:00 <dudz> so now what
52:00 <Fez> Label are for educated folk
52:00 <dudz> educated folk are a class of human
53:00 <lumeah2> im a chick. 
53:00 <dudz> vag n shit?
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> dfff dffffffffffffff
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk i love that movie
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Hitcher
53:00 <TheRon> freedom isnt free, no there's a hefty fucking fee
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> "Feels good doesnt it?"
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> "I don't feel a thing!"
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> *BAM*
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
54:00 <dudz> damn
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> lume i found out b4 lego movie game is in 88 bux!
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima get on thurs or fri :P
54:00 <PietSAbabe> The Killer
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah bro
54:00 <PietSAbabe> Is Revealed!
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
54:00 <TheRon> PandasDontDrive: you seen the hungover games?
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOLOL
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> nope
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont ever want to
54:00 <TheRon> don't
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> only chick movie i actually dont mind is Twilight
55:00 <TheRon> it's terrible
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> but i cbf watching it unless there's a chick around
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye man
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> i figured ay!
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> you like cop thrillers?
55:00 <TheRon> watched it last night damn it
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> get The Corruptor with Chow Yun Fat and Mark Wahlberg
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's like 1999 i think
55:00 <lumeah2> why do people think I'm pietey! 
55:00 <TheRon> ok cool
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> so fucking good bro
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> and um
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Replacement Killers with Chow Yun Fat and Mira Sorvino
56:00 <TheRon> i think Roxy-Gurl has roxy tattooed on her arse
56:00 <TheRon> i mean i could be wrong
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> Romeo Must Die is lolariously awesome action with Jet Li and Aaliyah and heaps of famous ppl wicked fight scenes man
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL!
57:00 <TheRon> the roxy trakkie daks, just get a roxy sticker and plant it on the arse
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> man
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> this bitch
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> this one bitch ino
58:00 <PietSAbabe> I liked romeo must die
58:00 <TheRon> she wouldnt sleep with you then?
00:00 <dudz> sleeping with chicks is wrong
01:00 <TheRon> dudz: thats gay
01:00 <dudz> i just think its mean
01:00 <Fez> Chicks arent human
04:00 <TheRon> gotta live in shit towne
04:00 <dudz> melbourne?
04:00 <Fez> Lol
04:00 <dudz> :)
04:00 <TheRon> that works
23:00 <PietSAbabe> This could be the start of somethin... BIIIIiiIIiiiIIG
27:00 <Lumeah> lol
27:00 <SalmoTrutta> good evening 
28:00 <PietSAbabe> Is it really?
30:00 <SalmoTrutta> oh dear
31:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> booger ppl    ^
32:00 <Lumeah> nope it's not
32:00 <Lumeah> lol
32:00 <Lumeah> YES IT IS :p
35:00 <SalmoTrutta> lively times in here
35:00 <SalmoTrutta> how are we all ?
35:00 <dudz> hi SalmoTrutta 
36:00 <dudz> are you one of those text typing things?
36:00 <dudz> text for text?
43:00 <Fez> Fair trade hey dudz
43:00 <Fez> Equal
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> uh oh
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> i needa movie to watch n i pulled out two
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> n cant decide :/
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> but ima get drunk
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> n it gotta be the right one or I be all, oi you booze, you did this!
45:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> http://www.dailylife.com.au/news-and-views/dl-opinion/the-five-humiliating-celebrations-for-women-that-should-go-20140404-363tf.html
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> Wat movie j
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh fk now i forget
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> watched a heap of scenes from movies ahah
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fag
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> ino now
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> need somethin slow
46:00 <Shadowgate> omfgbbqhax> killed people of laughter
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo j
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> Most likely
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> this bitch on fb wont fuck off
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> u see the tupac song i put up?
47:00 <Shadowgate> Pandas said the name Coward Robert Ford it was so funnny lol
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> Who
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> wonda why they call u bitch
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> some bitch
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> bbs
50:00 <SalmoTrutta> dudz ?
51:00 <SalmoTrutta> i like fishing music and history,so maybe not
55:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> http://www.dailylife.com.au/dl-people/celebrity-news/rob-lowe-on-why-its-hard-being-so-pretty-20140407-367gf.html
56:00 <Skirmish> Evening ladies. 
57:00 <doctor> evening skirm
58:00 <Skirmish> Hey doctor. What’s news? 
59:00 <doctor> absolutely nothing
59:00 <doctor> yourself?
59:00 <Skirmish> Just chilling out. The mrs has gone to bed for a few hours before she goes to work tonight. 
00:00 <doctor> that worked out well, luck must be on your side
01:00 <doctor> what's for dinner? I've got chicken wings
01:00 <Skirmish> I had chicken wings too! 
02:00 <Skirmish> Honey soy
02:00 <doctor> same
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> "You get yourself some noodle stew'n your clock'll tick all night *wink*"
02:00 <doctor> we must be operating on a similar wave length here
02:00 <Skirmish> I had lime cordial to drink. You? 
03:00 <doctor> tooheys
03:00 <doctor> though a lime cordial would go down alright
04:00 <Skirmish> I’ve smashed a case of Wild Turkey American Honey over the past month so I am taking a holiday from booze in my fridge. 
04:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> i like this chick very much
04:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> http://www.dailylife.com.au/dl-people/jennifer-lawrence-gave-shailene-woodley-perfect-advice-for-surviving-hollywood-20140324-35ch6.html
04:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> i saw her a few mins ago
04:00 <doctor> true
06:00 <doctor> I'd take a holiday too but I generally tend to hate them
08:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> why
08:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> wrong place doctor
08:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> try tropic island resort
08:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> tropical
09:00 <doctor> If you pay, maybe
10:00 <Skirmish> I tend to just stay at home on my holidays and relax there. 
10:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> id pay fez for boobs job then buy to ticket to see him do burles
11:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> -to
15:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> doctor, need to go to place like this 
15:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wMotKcQ1dM
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bora Bora (Feb 14, 2011) 4:08 - Category: People and Blogs - 444,856 views - 1,025 likes (95.4%), 49 dislikes (4.6%)
20:00 <doctor> Q I'm one of those people who no matter where I am in the world it has no impact on how I feel, no matter how pretty or exciting it is
20:00 <PietSAbabe> Fluff says you're all poo
20:00 <PietSAbabe> \
20:00 <PietSAbabe> And im the poo king!
20:00 <Lumeah> lol hi fluff
21:00 <PietSAbabe> She wont leave me alone :(
21:00 <Lumeah> awww
21:00 <Lumeah> i'll take her for bit.
21:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> omg u serious doctor!
21:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> lol
21:00 <PietSAbabe> She tries to sit infront of the screen all the time
21:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> that i gotta see
21:00 <Lumeah> lol
21:00 <PietSAbabe> She'll attack you
21:00 <Lumeah> she wants your attention lol
21:00 <Lumeah> oh im a woaman i forgot lol :P
22:00 <PietSAbabe> Last female to test her tried to pick her up and fluff scratched the shit out of her eye lid , wouldnt stop bleeding :/
22:00 <PietSAbabe> Yeh she hates women
22:00 <Lumeah> haha
22:00 <PietSAbabe> Jealousy :/
22:00 <doctor> try it out when ever you like
22:00 <Lumeah> she wants piety al to her self
22:00 <Lumeah> lol
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> ay piet
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got a girl for u
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> i realised is a nutbag
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> she's hot
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> all urs
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn addict like u like bro :P
27:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> PandasDontDrive, refer her to me
27:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> PietSAbabe, got Lumeah already
28:00 <Lumeah> your funny as fuck Q{{_student4Hotties
29:00 <Skirmish> You find him funny? 
29:00 <Skirmish> Maybe you could come to an agreement to be his bride and get him a visa into the country? 
30:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> im out of au coz i got bored with it
30:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=EdS2kCUGvfo
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jar Jar Returns | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim (May 25, 2011) 1:01 - Category: Film and Animation - 884,669 views - 4,595 likes (98.8%), 57 dislikes (1.2%)
31:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> thx Lumeah :D
32:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> what u think of jennifer lawrence PietSAbabe 
32:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> nice chick huh
32:00 <Lumeah> i was being fasheious < spell for me
32:00 <PietSAbabe> Id defintely do her
32:00 <PietSAbabe> Anyway i gotta go get dinner
32:00 <PietSAbabe> Bbl
33:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> facetious
33:00 <dudz> right!
33:00 <dudz> hi nik
33:00 <Nikky`> hi dudz
33:00 <Skirmish> Hey Nikky` :) 
33:00 <Nikky`> Hey Skirmish :o)
33:00 <dudz> just to introduce myself, i'm here for all the text.
34:00 <dudz> mr Skirmish 
34:00 <Nikky`> I refuse to txt with strangers
34:00 <Nikky`> And you're as strange as they get
34:00 <Nikky`> HA HA
34:00 <dudz> thanks :)
34:00 <dudz> makes me feel special
35:00 <dudz> another moment wrecked
35:00 <dudz> whats next
35:00 <dudz> i supose i'll type about the flavour drink i'm sipping
35:00 <dudz> having me a diet sarsaparilla
35:00 <Fez> Hi dudz
35:00 <dudz> hi fez
36:00 <dudz> just watched an episode of futurama, early one back when they used FS res
36:00 <Fez> Fs?
36:00 <dudz> full-screen, as aposed to wide-screen
37:00 <Nikky`> Hey omfgbbqhax
37:00 <Fez> Oh
37:00 <Fez> Yea
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> nikz <3
37:00 <Nikky`> PandasDontDrive <3
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh man i gotta visit the privvy somethin terrible
37:00 <omfgbbqhax>  Brb wanking
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> too much tea!
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> OI
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> wank me off bro after i piss man <3
37:00 <Skirmish> Welcome back omfgbbqhax 
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo j
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> wanna number to prank for fun
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yo
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> No
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> kk
38:00 <Nikky`> Yes
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> Dont give my number out
38:00 <Nikky`> I will take omfgbbqhax number
39:00 <Nikky`> prank at 3am
39:00 <Nikky`> 2am
39:00 <Nikky`> 1am
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> Thats ok
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> I dont have to work tomkrrow
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> Taking miley to docs
39:00 <Nikky`> She sick?
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> Flu
40:00 <Nikky`> poor lil thang
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> And I have to take time off work even though its not my week with her
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> Just so her mum can work
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lucky my work is good to me
40:00 <Nikky`> Yeah well you both have this child so whatever has to be done
40:00 <Skirmish> doctors or docs? 
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> I dont mind means I get to watch kids movies tomorrow and have snuggles
41:00 <Lumeah> lol cute
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> I will take pics
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> I dont have many pics of just me
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its me and miley
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> Apart from ones I am in my work clothes
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oi nikky
42:00 <Nikky`> OI
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am naked
43:00 <Nikky`> you are always naked
43:00 <dudz> Nikky`: i'm wearing heaps of layers of clothing
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hot
43:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> he likes to show off to flies and mossies
43:00 <Skirmish> Ranga was just up on me and now my black shirt is covered in hair. 
43:00 <dudz> i hate fruit flies
44:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> u get much of it?
44:00 <Nikky`> I has pjs on and under doona
44:00 <dudz> i've almost got rid of them from my room
44:00 <ShadowLurker> aNYoNe SeeN MY MaTe BaSTaRDLY_oNe?
44:00 <dudz> had stale banana in my bag a while ago
44:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> ah thats why
44:00 <dudz> thats been soaking upstairs since yesterday unless its been moved
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> Where is b1
44:00 <dudz> i ahvn't been up to check
44:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> i havent been bitten by mossies for over 2yrs i think
45:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> no mossies here for some reason
45:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> maybe coz its dry
45:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> rarely ever rain
45:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> when it does, its only lil drizzle at night
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> I have been bitten heaps but they dont affect me
46:00 <dudz> we've had rain on and off all day here in sydney
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> Dry in tas
46:00 <dudz> i wanted to go skating but i have prep work to be done anyway, broke another deck yesterday
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> What decks u use
46:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> why u break so much
46:00 <dudz> just 8.0 inch blanks atm, i believe the supplier is 'chocolate'
46:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> must have cost u a fortune
46:00 <dudz> $54aud each the ones i get from a local store
47:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> ur too rough on it
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yeah I buy bkanks
47:00 <dudz> this new one is actually a 7.75inch, i have 2 sets of trucks and wheels and bearings, 
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> Better thN fucking a 200 deck
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> Most concave is the same
47:00 <dudz> i'll have 2 rigs eventually, when i manage to not break one and have both decks usable at once
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yeah
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> I have a few longboards
47:00 <dudz> nice
48:00 <dudz> all mine are double kickers
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> And old all terrain boards
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yeah
48:00 <dudz> i have monster wheels, havn't setup a rig with those in yrs
48:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> whats the toughest available?
48:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/d19ca3d4-0334-43d8-90ca-de84f23bc8ec_zpsc2e8c833.jpg    <—— My lovely ranga kitteh
48:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> they have carbon fibre?
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> The old xtremem wheels
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> The big rubber ones
48:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> might be cheaper to those
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> Thats what I have
48:00 <dudz> the speed you get with these monster wheels, and the height you are off the ground, i used to be able to healflip with them on still, its been like 10+ yrs since i've used them now
49:00 <dudz> yeah those big rubber ones with tred
49:00 <dudz> and large spacers
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yeah
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ha ha ha
49:00 <dudz> hehe
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> I have had mine since college
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> Made my own toe clips
50:00 <Nikky`> couleurs <3
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> In metal shop
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> College was 14 years ago
50:00 <couleurs> hi Nikky` 
51:00 <Nikky`> Just a hi? ;o(
51:00 <couleurs> hogs
52:00 <Nikky`> Thats better
52:00 <dudz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWPaGyOuVEc
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: dudz 360flip and kickflip. (Jan 14, 2014) 0 - Category: People and Blogs - 17 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
53:00 <couleurs> :)))))))))
53:00 <Nikky`> And if you can't have nuts - too bad eat it and die
53:00 <dudz> i got a block of rocky road to share
53:00 <Nikky`> I like rocky road
54:00 <dudz> not bad ay
54:00 <dudz> havn't had it in a while, don't mind it :)
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Dudz u are a big boy well done on the 360 flip
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
55:00 <mrdanger> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXfmjMlPEic
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tim Minchin: Ten Foot C*ck And A Few Hundred Virgins (Feb 23, 2009) 4:28 - Category: Comedy - 2,636,945 views - 18,287 likes (98.5%), 273 dislikes (1.5%)
55:00 <dudz> yeah i've lost a bit more weight since then
55:00 <dudz> i'm still 85kg though
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> I weigh more
56:00 <dudz> i'm quite happy with my current weight now, just to tone a lttle more
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> I weigh 98
56:00 <dudz> i was that not long ago
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> But I am also 202cm high
56:00 <Maurice> I'm 105
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
57:00 <Maurice> And 158cms
57:00 <couleurs> i'm 400
57:00 <mrdanger> im 327
57:00 <Maurice> Super tall
57:00 <dudz> my peek was 107kg last yr sometime
57:00 <Nikky`> Don't like Maurice.. you're a female on irc so you must be 205
57:00 <dudz> or the yr before, time isn't something i use regually 
57:00 <Maurice> Damnit, Nikky` is onto me :/
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> I would do maurice
57:00 <Nikky`> I sure am
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> And nikky
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> And lumeah
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> Maybe sezz
57:00 <Nikky`> *lie even not like
57:00 <Nikky`> lol omfgbbqhax.. you irc slut
58:00 <dudz> i mean i use time, but keeping track of it based on events is something i don't get into much
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> No
58:00 <Maurice> Someone has to do me, my husband certainly isn't
58:00 <Maurice> Nevermind that hes a 2 hour flight away
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
58:00 <mrdanger> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBUc_kATGgg
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tim Minchin: If You Open Your Mind Too Much Your Brain Will Fall Out (Take My Wife) (Feb 23, 2009) 2:22 - Category: Comedy - 1,085,539 views - 8,422 likes (98.9%), 93 dislikes (1.1%)
58:00 <Skirmish> You’d do Lumeah? You haven’t seen her pic I suppose. 
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> Skirmish have u seen mine?
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am lucky to get laid
58:00 <Nikky`> ooh gosh
58:00 <Nikky`> hey mrdanger
58:00 <Skirmish> I guess if you had a fantasy to have sex with selma off the simpsons then Lumeah would be the perfect choice. 
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey aroon
59:00 <Skirmish> omfgbbqhax: No I haven’t.  Link it for us all to see. 
59:00 <mrdanger> hey nikky
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> No
59:00 <Skirmish> Why not? 
59:00 <Skirmish> Just link it. 
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> I dont like people looking at ugliness
59:00 <Skirmish> Don’t be such a fairy. 
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> So its all good
59:00 <dudz> pushed a bit of hurt in and mixed in a bit of comedy to it hey Skirmish :)
59:00 <Skirmish> omfgbbqhax changes his nick to Tinkerbell
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yes I do
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> Inkerbell and the secret of the wings
00:00 <Nikky`> You're such a pic whore Skirmish
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> Tinkerbell
00:00 <Skirmish> Nikky`: I like to see what others look like. I share mine around too so I am fair about it. 
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> I have a all 3 tinkerbell movies
00:00 <Nikky`> Fair is good
01:00 <Skirmish> omfgbbqhax: You got the new one with her in it? The Pirate Fairy? 
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> The lost treasure
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yes
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> Where she breaks the moon stine
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> Stone
01:00 <Skirmish> I noticed it’s on torrents to download. 
01:00 <Skirmish> So is the new cartoon about the squirrels. Can’t remember the name of that one.
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> Zombeavers
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> ???
02:00 <Skirmish> No. 
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> Thats a funny movie
03:00 <Nikky`> Alrighty night night one n all
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh
05:00 <Picard> evening people
06:00 <dudz> whoes turn is it to type?
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mine
07:00 <dudz> nice
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yeah
07:00 <dudz> pushed like, 4 keys then, 5incl enter
08:00 <dudz> 6 incl shift if you didn't have auto capitalise first character enabled by your client.
08:00 <dudz> 7 if you pushed caps lock on then turned it off again
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nah auto
08:00 <dudz> :)
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am lazy
08:00 <dudz> hehe
08:00 <dudz> yeah same
09:00 <Skirmish> Nothing auto here. It’s all key depressions. 
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> I dont correct myself
09:00 <dudz> i'll brb, gonna lay on my back for a bit
13:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> i still got princess lea pic up
14:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> http://img.costumecraze.com/images/vendors/rubies/888611-Sexy-Adult-Princess-Leia-Slave-Costume-large.jpg
14:00 <Fez> Hi
16:00 <Fez> I got 1 of them
17:00 <Fez> Wear it shopping
25:00 <Picard> cunts
25:00 <couleurs> u
26:00 <Liinda> i have one of those
26:00 <couleurs> ;)
26:00 <Fez> Just 1?
26:00 <Liinda> lol yeah how many should i have
26:00 <Picard> can i see it?
26:00 <Excessive> lo Liinda \o.
26:00 <Fez> Dunno
26:00 <Fez> Pics or lies ;)
27:00 <Liinda> hai Excessive =)
27:00 <Liinda> Nobody but me can see it
27:00 <Liinda> hi fezzzlessss
27:00 <Fez> Lies then
27:00 <Liinda> hai couleurs =)
27:00 <Fez> I knew it hehe
27:00 <Liinda> heys picardsssssss
27:00 <Fez> Hi liinda hun
28:00 <couleurs> helo Liinda !
28:00 <Liinda> hmmm i feel like some gelatoooooooo
29:00 <Liinda> maybe next commercial break. my kitchen rules is on
29:00 <couleurs> me 2
30:00 <mattyd> wahahaaha
30:00 <mattyd> i just had mango sorbets
30:00 <mattyd> and cookie dough ice cream or something
30:00 <Liinda> oh yum
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> `seen Picard
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> :0
31:00 <prowl> PandasDontDrive, please look a bit closer at the memberlist of this channel.
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> ohhh
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> daddy
31:00 <Picard> fuck off poor
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> poor?
32:00 <Picard> die in a fire cunt, its wat u deserve
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> my lawyers cost me 6 grand last monday
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> and I'm poor
32:00 <Picard> poof*
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> you own a fucking chicken shop
32:00 <couleurs> ferris bueller > everything bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> who the fuck are you?
32:00 <Picard> lol as if u had $6k
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> had is the key word
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're that stupid
32:00 <Picard> u dont have $6 
32:00 <Picard> u drug fucked cunt'
32:00 <Skirmish> Why do you fabricate your life on irc PandasDontDrive?
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> whoah
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> first I hit mel
33:00 <Picard> Skirmish because its better then the one he has
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> now I'm drug fucked
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> make the pick Picard and make it now
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> which is it?
33:00 <Skirmish> I just don’t get it. Why lie. 
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> I hit Mel, or I do drugs?
33:00 <Picard> both
33:00 <Picard> u are a loser
33:00 <Picard> your family hate u
34:00 <Picard> where is your father?
34:00 <Liinda> lmao couleurs
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> oi oi
34:00 <Liinda> hi Skirmish
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> drink more of that fat free water
34:00 <Skirmish> Hi Liinda :) 
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur gettin antsy
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
34:00 <couleurs> :)
34:00 <Picard> cmon joshua tell me where your father is
35:00 <Picard> hahahahahahaaa
36:00 <Picard> penis how are u?
36:00 <Doodle> dandy thanks
37:00 <PietSAbabe> Ooo disclosure :))
37:00 <Liinda> omg these chicks from MKR do my head in
37:00 <Doodle> hai Liinda
38:00 <Liinda> herroooo doodle
38:00 <Doodle> what are you wearing
38:00 <Picard> whats been happening?
38:00 <couleurs> clothes
38:00 <couleurs> n u
38:00 <Picard> im naked Doodle
38:00 <Doodle> crazy crazy couleurs
39:00 <Liinda> im in an elephant suit
39:00 <Doodle> i was asking Liinda, i sort of assume you're naked every time you irc Picard
39:00 <Picard> only when im on cam with u baby
39:00 <Liinda> dont shudder at me tyvm
39:00 <Doodle> well that was a total bonerkill
39:00 <Liinda> im a cute elephant
39:00 <Doodle> from both of you
39:00 <Picard> lol
39:00 <Doodle> i don't fuck elephants, not since my ex
39:00 <Liinda> thank of how nice an elephant ass is
39:00 <Picard> Liinda can i fondle your trunk?
39:00 <Liinda> *think
39:00 <Doodle> and she trumpeted off years ago
40:00 <Liinda> bet she'l never forget you
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> STOP PMING ME PICARD
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> I HAVE COMPANY FFS
40:00 <Picard> wtf PandasDontDrive
40:00 <Doodle> no doubt, i am pretty ace
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> PISSING HER OFF U FAT FUCK
40:00 <Picard> im not
40:00 <Picard> her? lol
40:00 <Liinda> lol panadols if u hav company, get off irc u silly man <3
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> YOU WANNA KNOW WHERE HE IS CUNT
40:00 <Picard> u mean him**
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> HE IS DEAD
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> <Picard> where is your father?
40:00 <Picard> lol
40:00 <Doodle> O_o
40:00 <Picard> idiot
40:00 <couleurs> lol
40:00 <Picard> such an easy target
41:00 <Liinda> commercial break!!! brb
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk off fgt
41:00 <Picard> such anger
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta go anyway
41:00 <Picard> u need to relax
42:00 <Picard> getting owned so its time to go?
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> pm me about my dad man
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's low dude
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> even for a fat shit like you.
42:00 <Picard> where is he?
42:00 <Picard> like i know jennifer well, we talk often
42:00 <stebie> you two
42:00 <stebie> cut it out
42:00 <Picard> no one has ever asked where your dad is
42:00 <Picard> stebie 
42:00 <stebie> take it to pm and/or put each other on ignore
43:00 <Maurice> It's always the P nicks
43:00 <Picard> P= Pricks
43:00 <stebie> if i see you two go off at each other, i'll ban you both
43:00 <Picard> im not saying another word to it
43:00 <stebie> /ignore works wonders... /silence is great, too
43:00 <Picard> i cant stop it ranting at me
43:00 <Liinda> ok back.... with lemon gelato nom nom nom
43:00 <Picard> so if he rants at me i get banned?
44:00 <stebie> Picard, if i see you retaliate then yes... you'll get banned
44:00 <stebie> if it's one sided, only that one will get banned
44:00 <[Maverick]> ;o
44:00 <stebie> simples?
44:00 <Picard> and if i ignore it its ok?
44:00 <Picard> ok thankyou for the clarification stebie
44:00 <[Maverick]> if you ignore each other... 
44:00 <stebie> yes, i think i just said that
44:00 <stebie> ^_^
44:00 <Picard> :P i shall behave
44:00 <stebie> [Maverick], WE WIN !!!
44:00 <ooomp> Finally
44:00 <[Maverick]> that's a first. 
45:00 <[Maverick]> WE WINNNNN!!! 
45:00 <[Maverick]> WOOOHOOOO 
45:00 <[Maverick]> ooomp
45:00 <[Maverick]> my dearest 
45:00 <stebie> evening ooomp
45:00 <Picard> [Maverick] how are you?
45:00 <stebie> evening Liinda
45:00 <stebie> evening [Maverick]
45:00 <Liinda> heys setbie xx
45:00 <Liinda> oops
45:00 <stebie> evening Maurice
45:00 <[Maverick]> stebieeee ox 
45:00 <Picard> we need to get some normal conversation going in here
45:00 <Liinda> *stebie
45:00 <Maurice> Howdy stebie
45:00 <Liinda> hai [Maverick]
45:00 <Picard> most are good people, i think this can work
46:00 <Doodle> ^_^
46:00 <Doodle> how are you lover
46:00 <Picard> Doodle is a fine young man
46:00 <[Maverick]> :o
46:00 <Doodle> i'm not really
46:00 <Picard> how was everyones day?
46:00 <Doodle> i'm a dirty old man
46:00 <ooomp> Dirty being an understatement
46:00 <Picard> Doodle i like u, i think u are one of the good guys
46:00 <Maurice> Thats your most appealing quality, Doodle
46:00 <Doodle> just not as dirty and not as old as you
46:00 <Maurice> That and your cock
46:00 <Maurice> And by cock I mean cock
46:00 <Doodle> looool
46:00 <Maurice> I mean cat
46:00 <Doodle> zing
46:00 <Doodle> oh
46:00 <Doodle> right
46:00 <Doodle> .
46:00 <Maurice> /clear
46:00 <Picard> lol Maurice
47:00 <Liinda> lmao
47:00 <Doodle> well
47:00 <Doodle> i never
47:00 <Picard> Maurice you say that yet u call me dirty, hrrrmmmm
48:00 <ooomp> That's the problem Doodle. You never.
48:00 <Maurice> I was referring to your hygiene
48:00 <Doodle> i might
48:00 <Picard> i shower
48:00 <Picard> monthly :)
48:00 <Doodle> D:
48:00 <Zade> good grief
48:00 <Picard> or after sex
49:00 <ooomp> Clearly an environmentalist
49:00 <Doodle> or a hobo
49:00 <Picard> ooomp yes i try to save water
49:00 <ooomp> Whatever for, we have ample ocean waters
49:00 <Picard> are you aware of the cost to run a desal plant?
50:00 <Doodle> in drugs?
50:00 <Picard> what it does to the enviroment?
50:00 <Picard> lol doctor
50:00 <Picard> Doodle
50:00 <ooomp> I was more referring to the natural cycle of evaporation and rain
50:00 <Picard> we are about to enter la nina, no rain my love
50:00 <Doodle> ooer
50:00 <ooomp> Lies
50:00 <Zade> so showering at least 3 times a day is bad for the environment?
50:00 <Doodle> i've never entered a spanish chick before
51:00 <Maurice> Me either
51:00 <Doodle> 1st time for everything hey
51:00 <ooomp> I'm a Spanish chick
51:00 <Picard> Zade yes
52:00 <Picard> ooomp no lies
52:00 <ooomp> Ok, I'm 1/8th
52:00 <ooomp> >.>
52:00 <Zade> spain is my fave country to visit 
53:00 <Picard> http://www.bom.gov.au/climate/ahead/rain_ahead.shtml
53:00 <Picard> ooomp
53:00 <Picard> for u 
53:00 <ooomp> Is that to say one inch Doodle?
53:00 <ooomp> Pfft Picard. I don't trust BOM
53:00 <Doodle> umm.. YES
54:00 <Picard> lol
54:00 <PietSAbabe> I dont trust bums too
54:00 <Picard> who do u trunst
54:00 <Picard> trust*
54:00 <Liinda> *thrust
54:00 <Zade> i shall stick to my at least 3 showers a day 
55:00 <ooomp> Myself only
55:00 <Doodle> Liinda who do you thrust
55:00 <Liinda> I thrust myselfffffff... great song by the dyvinyls
55:00 <Doodle> kekeke
55:00 <omfgbbqhax>  Mmmmmmmm
55:00 <Liinda> however u spell it
55:00 <Liinda> divinyls
55:00 <Picard> lol
56:00 <Liinda> got that word looks funnier the longer u look at it
56:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Divinyls - I Touch Myself.mp3 (3.47MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:47)
56:00 <Picard> she was a dirty bitch on stage when she sang that sond
56:00 <Serenity> wheres simba
56:00 <Picard> simba passed away
56:00 <Serenity> eating pad thai covered in lemon
56:00 <Serenity> mmmm
56:00 <Liinda> yeah, so she should hav ebeen. its a horny song
56:00 <Picard> his funeral is in the coming days
56:00 <Liinda> oh yum. has it got coriander on it too Serenity
56:00 <Zade> oh i hope not, simba has good music taste
56:00 <Picard> thats all he had
56:00 <Serenity> not this time
57:00 <Liinda> i love thi food
57:00 <Liinda> *thai
57:00 <Liinda> beehh like thai penis
57:00 <Doodle> :o
57:00 <Liinda> lol
57:00 <Serenity> lool
57:00 <Doodle> radyboi
57:00 <Liinda> hehe
57:00 <Liinda> happy endingggg
57:00 <Doodle> jiggy jig massage
57:00 <ShadowLurker> wheres my mate
57:00 <Liinda> roook! no handdd
57:00 <Picard> thai food is the best asian food
58:00 <Serenity> yumm
58:00 <Picard> i think they use more kittens then puppies thats why it taste so good
58:00 <Picard> brb
58:00 <Liinda> agreed. chinese and viet food gives me reflux
58:00 <dudz> hello text exchange community
59:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up dudz
59:00 <dudz> bring meaning back by pushing away the ones who mean the most?
59:00 <Doodle> uh
59:00 <Fez> Dudz
59:00 <Doodle> sure
59:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off
59:00 <Serenity> i like this pad thai cause it really doesnt have much fat in it
59:00 <Fez> I see u in #melbourne
59:00 <Serenity> theres like a tablespoon of oil to cook chicken
59:00 <dudz> embrace me ShadowLurker , i'm not one of them gay's
00:00 <Serenity> he is though
00:00 <ShadowLurker> i dont wish to see youre text
00:00 <ShadowLurker> plz leave
00:00 <ShadowLurker> -e
00:00 <dudz> you will learn to like my text
00:00 <ShadowLurker> no
00:00 <dudz> ok i'll go then
00:00 <ShadowLurker> thnx
00:00 <stebie> :o
00:00 <ooomp> Any chance hey Doodle
01:00 <Picard> back
01:00 <ShadowLurker> youre all welcome
01:00 <Doodle> you know it ooomp
01:00 <ooomp> Sadly
02:00 <Picard> ooomp u dont have a penis
02:00 <Picard> ?
02:00 <ooomp> That I don't :(
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> Night
02:00 <ooomp> Wish I had one with a man attached to one
02:00 <Picard> why did i always assume u were a little asian dude?
03:00 <stebie> :
03:00 <stebie> :/
03:00 <ooomp> You can continue to assume such things
04:00 <Picard> ok, that turns me on a little more
04:00 <Doodle> stop turning him on ooomp
04:00 <ooomp> I can't help it : 
04:00 <ooomp> :/
04:00 <Doodle> good lord
04:00 <ooomp> I don't control people Doodle
04:00 <ooomp> Except you 
04:00 <Picard> i was hoping to one day see your penis
04:00 <Doodle> nobody controls the Doodle
04:00 <Doodle> not even me
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> <Picard> where is your father?
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> <Picard> 0wned u cunt
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> <Picard> u messed with the wrong cunt here :)
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah going on about my dead dad is owning me.
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> Standing ovation for you Picard.
05:00 <Picard> lol Doodle
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> at least he was a warrior
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> soldier
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> did something with his life.
05:00 <Picard> its controlled u just dont realise it
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> stop pming me motherfucker
06:00 <ooomp> Use the /ignore function ffs
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk i got this cunt on ignore and he cant still pm me
06:00 <Picard> faux hello
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> how?
06:00 <ooomp> Not. That. Hard.
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dunno irc
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
06:00 <Picard> stebie
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> i right click ignore and i cant see him here but in pm i can
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> wont fuck off
06:00 <ooomp> Type /ignore Picard
06:00 <ooomp> Done
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> kk
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> thx K
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> done thx
07:00 <ooomp> Picard you do the same and we are done here
07:00 <Picard> :)
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif bring up my dad
07:00 <Picard> stebie said he would ban whoever continued it in here, looks like he isnt doing anything 
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> was sposed go to the hospital with my mate then
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> thx talkin bout my dad made me break down you fuckshit
08:00 <ooomp> I wish stebie would ban both of your bickering bogans
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmmmm
08:00 <Picard> <stebie> if i see you two go off at each other, i'll ban you both    <stebie> if it's one sided, only that one will get banned
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm no bogan
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> who are you to talk Kate
08:00 <[Maverick]> ooomp'
08:00 <Doodle> m8
08:00 <Skirmish> Seems ooomp is big on having people ban tonight. 
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> you bait guys into chatting to you
08:00 <Picard> bogan?
08:00 <Picard> please
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> and then treat them like shit.
09:00 <Picard> ooomp is Kate?
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> then you go on to the next one
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> Doodle atm right?
09:00 <ooomp> Lol Doodle 
09:00 <Doodle> what
09:00 <Picard> ooomp do u shoot guys down?
09:00 <Doodle> yes
09:00 <Picard> break hearts?
09:00 <Doodle> ooomp is mean
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> soz bro
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> just what she does
09:00 <ooomp> Thanks Doodle :)
09:00 <ooomp> Indeed I am
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> when guys don't pay attention to her.
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> the PMs are nice from ooomp
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> trying to fuck with your head like you said something you didnt
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> maybe you and Picard should be banned hmm?
10:00 <sweet_thing83> Help! my bf is bashing me.
10:00 <Skirmish> ooomp has driven her words through my heart tonight and destroyed what I help as a wonderful friendship. 
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> omfgbbqhax
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> j bro
11:00 <Skirmish> sweet_thing83: Not hard enough if you can still type. 
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont fall for her shit j
11:00 <Doodle> :o
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> ask sezz
11:00 <Doodle> Skirmish!
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> ??
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> I dont fall for irc girls
11:00 <ooomp> Retard hour is upon us
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> Been there done that
11:00 <ooomp> Save me Doodle 
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> ooomp gtf away from our Doodle
12:00 <Doodle> even i can't stop the retardation
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk is with u
12:00 <Doodle> loool
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> u get turned down by dudes in here
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> u jump on the next
12:00 <Doodle> theyre very protective of their Doodle
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> Doodle is a wicked guy
12:00 <ooomp> Lol @ turned down
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> sezz and josh say fuck off!
12:00 <Serenity> rofl
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
13:00 <Doodle> sezz
13:00 <Serenity> ROODLE
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> I dont think mt mouth moved
13:00 <Doodle> what is going on
13:00 <Picard> ooomp who turned u down?
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
13:00 <Serenity> i have no idea tbh
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
13:00 <Doodle> me either but its making me hard
13:00 <Picard> its irc i dont think anyone would be turning u down, its more the opposite that u reject loser guys
13:00 <ooomp> Your mate Picard
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> I was just explaining
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> how ooomp is, seZz
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> coz we love Doodle so uno
13:00 <Serenity> oh
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
13:00 <Serenity> the irc boy hop scotch
14:00 <ooomp> PandasDontDrive is a little irc butthurt at the moment
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> yepers!
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
14:00 <Doodle> thankyou for looking out for my best interests
14:00 <Picard> my mate turned u down?
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> i sure am coz j bummed me earlier
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> WAS GREAT!
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> I like boobies
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> BRO LOVE
14:00 <Skirmish> Is ooomp of a level for you guys to turn down? Where’s the pic. 
14:00 <Doodle> there's levels?
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> I LIKE BOOBIES ♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡
15:00 <ooomp> I'm a 1
15:00 <Doodle> i wonder what i am
15:00 <Skirmish> What is 1? 
15:00 <Serenity> you're a solid 8
15:00 <Skirmish> What end of the scale?
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> I would do me
15:00 <Doodle> lol sezz
15:00 <Serenity> depends on the hair cut maybe a 9
15:00 <Picard> we should hold an irc meet in melbourne
15:00 <Doodle> are you calling me fat
15:00 <Serenity> LOL no
15:00 <ooomp> She's not. I am Doodle
16:00 <Doodle> what do you mean hair cut
16:00 <Doodle> i only have one hair cut
16:00 <Skirmish> Picard: People would come to punch you in the face though. 
16:00 <Doodle> like a lego man
16:00 <Picard> lol Skirmish i doubt that
16:00 <Skirmish> Yeah they all doubt it until they are holding their nose.
16:00 <Skirmish> You seem to have pissed a lot of people off. 
16:00 <Picard> lol
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love tea
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> back
16:00 <Skirmish> I reckon one would crack you.
17:00 <Picard> weak cunts keyboard warriors wouldnt do a thing
17:00 <Serenity> rob youre ruining my compliments
17:00 <Serenity> you're awful
17:00 <Doodle> haha
17:00 <Doodle> sorry
17:00 <Doodle> just being every girl, ever
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> Doodle
17:00 <Doodle> yes hineysuckle
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> i thought this girl lately
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> was nice
17:00 <Doodle> honeysuckle
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> turns out babybaby
18:00 <Doodle> theyre all she devils
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was wayyy wrong
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> like shit i didnt know!
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Babybaby?
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea babybaby
19:00 <Picard> fuck me i put PandasDontDrive on ignore and my screen is blank
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> I bet u dont have him on ignore
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bevause u like to see what he says
20:00 <Liinda|away|MKR> oooh im here
20:00 <Picard> * Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> Liinda
20:00 <Doodle> wb Liinda
20:00 <Liinda> omfgbbqhax haiiii
20:00 <Liinda> thankies Doodle
20:00 <Picard> what he says is dribble anyways
20:00 <Picard> his pretend life, nothing he says here is even close to the truth
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> bye Kate
22:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> he is imaginative then
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> go up pub n get it on with toothless Picard look-a-likes
23:00 <Liinda> well, i need to get going, big day tomorrow!
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> whom?
23:00 <Liinda> goodnight all xo
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> cya linas <3
23:00 <Doodle> o/
23:00 <Excessive> niiiiiiiiiiiiite
25:00 <Liinda> <3333
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmm
27:00 <Picard> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
27:00 <Picard> this is boring
40:00 <ShadowLurker> has anyone seen my buddy
41:00 <Picard> no one at the swans has
45:00 <mattyd> chanop has seen ur boddy
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> Did b1 die?
53:00 <PietSAbabe> AYYy Mutta Mukka Yaa!
53:00 <[Maverick]> ?
54:00 <Lumeah> lol
01:00 <[Maverick]> `seen Bastardly_One
01:00 <prowl> [Maverick], I found 3 matches to your query: B1, Bastardly_One, upyabum. B1 ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 11 hours 38 minutes ago (07.04. 10:23) stating "Excess flood" after spending 21 minutes there.
02:00 <dematerialised> why does B1 always flood the network
02:00 <dematerialised> so rude
03:00 <Picard> lol
03:00 <Picard> he is a loser?
04:00 <Serenity> massive loser
05:00 <Picard> he sooked to me because he though element hacked him
05:00 <dematerialised> h@kd
05:00 <Serenity> he had a conniption this morning accuse me and CannibalClown of it
05:00 <Serenity> THEY D0$$ED ME
05:00 <Serenity> accusing**
05:00 <dematerialised> clearly it was me and my 120gigglebits
06:00 <Picard> lol
06:00 <CannibalClown> was totally me
07:00 <Picard> it was me
07:00 <Serenity> IT WAS EVERYONE
07:00 <Serenity> muah ha ha
07:00 <dematerialised> the entire channel combined their gigglebit links
08:00 <Serenity> im not gonna deny finding his lack of connection hilarious
08:00 <Serenity> cause lets face it it couldnt happen to a better person
08:00 <dematerialised> he just has to caaaaaaaaallllllllllm dowwwwwwwwwwwwwn
08:00 <dematerialised> take it slow
09:00 <Serenity> lube it up and relax
09:00 <Serenity> wait..
09:00 <The_Baron> banana cake!
09:00 <The_Baron> BA-NA-NA CAKE
09:00 <Picard> Serenity u mean you would rather me here then him lol
10:00 <The_Baron> than*
10:00 <Picard> than*
10:00 <Picard> fucking nazi
10:00 <The_Baron> I would gas you anyday
10:00 <Serenity> Picard
10:00 <Picard> id happily do it myself if u came near me
10:00 <Picard> Serenity
10:00 <Serenity> id rather a room full of you than him
10:00 <Picard> oh now i feel loved :P
11:00 <Serenity> haha
11:00 <CannibalClown> *08:10:57 PM* <MeGusta> [2553] *11:55:09 PM* ShadowLurker ([email protected]) is now known as ConnectivityIssues *11:55:13 PM* *** Bastardly_One ([email protected]) has Quit iRC (Excess flood) «45 people»
11:00 <CannibalClown> thats why
11:00 <Serenity> you giant h4x0r
11:00 <dematerialised> you hexxor
12:00 <Serenity> sexx0r
13:00 <CannibalClown> YOU HAVE ISSUES
15:00 <beehhh> ooooh
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> uh oh
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon and beehhh sitting in a tree!
19:00 <The_Baron> well this is thoroughly boring
19:00 <Saemon> PandasDontDrive wth bro?
20:00 <Saemon> why u givin me shit for? thought we were mates
20:00 <Saemon> u showed me all those awesome jackets u were gona buy and i liked them too
21:00 <beehhh> im going to sleep over at my ts girl
22:00 <beehhh> leaving soon
27:00 <PietSAbabe> ITS COS IM SO AWESOME THAT I CAN DO THIS
27:00 <PietSAbabe> And this!!
27:00 <PietSAbabe> AND this <^>{o,o}>^>
27:00 <PietSAbabe> And bawhahaha at you all
28:00 <Lumeah> lol
28:00 <Rak> happy Game of Thrones Monday! :D
29:00 <Fez> Oh yea
29:00 <Fez> S4 started hey
29:00 <Rak> http://eztv.it/shows/481/game-of-thrones/
30:00 <Rak> sunday night US time
31:00 <Fez> Ah yea
47:00 <PietSAbabe> Somethings rattling near my ear
47:00 <PietSAbabe> In my head
47:00 <PietSAbabe> No screw loose
47:00 <PietSAbabe> But somethings there
47:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujIJMnHHlS0
47:00 <PietSAbabe> Is this what deaf people go thorugh before going def>
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chandler's new notebook (Apr 11, 2008) 0:12 - Category: Science and Technology - 5,307 views - 18 likes (94.7%), 1 dislikes (5.3%)
47:00 <couleurs> me when i got my new computer
48:00 <couleurs> Shut Up, Pieter
49:00 <PietSAbabe> No:(
49:00 <PietSAbabe> Will you marry me ?
49:00 <PietSAbabe> Ill be your bitch
49:00 <PietSAbabe> You can plonk me in the bum if you like?
49:00 <PietSAbabe> :p
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> <Picard> where is daddy
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> I dunno Picard.. his ashes were put into a river
51:00 <PietSAbabe> Im definitely not his daddy
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> you want some fat free water?
51:00 <PietSAbabe> No way could anything so ugly come from me
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'd be happy
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> put you in the same place.
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> stop pming me over n over girl has seen it, mate and his dad have seen it
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck off.
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> Least he died a man.
54:00 <couleurs> ferris bueller > everything bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!
56:00 <Picard> bored
02:00 <Loof> die blackdevil
03:00 <Loof> your topics are retarded
04:00 <Serenity> its not his topic
04:00 <Serenity> if you read it properly
04:00 <Loof> oh yeah
04:00 <Loof> sorry
05:00 <Loof> still his topics are retarded
06:00 <Saemon> mmmmmm
06:00 <Saemon> butterscotch biscuits
06:00 <Picard>  Loof u are retarded
06:00 <Saemon> just like nan used to make em :)
06:00 <couleurs> :)
06:00 <Loof> want so bad: http://www.wacom.com/en/au/creative/cintiq-13-hd
07:00 <doctor> if you get one loof, draw me a picture
08:00 <Loof> k
09:00 <Saemon> ugh one single biscuit has like 485 kilojoules
09:00 <Saemon> thats like 115 calories
09:00 <Loof> mmm yum
09:00 <Saemon> ive eaten a entire packet already
10:00 <Saemon> onto my 2nd packet :(
10:00 <Loof> hehe don't stress man
10:00 <Loof> just get some hand weights and get buff
10:00 <Saemon> yeah i guess theres no point about stressin over gettin fat
10:00 <Saemon> cuz im already fat
10:00 <Loof> same man
10:00 <Loof> i like my fellow fatties
11:00 <stebie> and Picard, stop being a cunt
11:00 <Lumeah> lol
11:00 <Lumeah> oop
15:00 <Loof> you get rid of all the assholes
15:00 <Loof> and the place dies
15:00 <Loof> more friendly atmosphere
15:00 <Loof> but oh so boring
15:00 <doctor> lol, true
15:00 <Saemon> true
15:00 <Loof> cant win
15:00 <Loof> guess it's just the nature of the interenet
16:00 <Saemon> yeah bastardly_one is gone
16:00 <Saemon> i miss him, i want him here to hate and diss
17:00 <Saemon> now that he's not here, its so boring
20:00 <Saemon> wtf is that supposed to mean slower?
20:00 <Saemon> if u got something to say, say it cunt
20:00 <Saemon> no need for the passive aggressive subtle quips, riddles and remarks.
21:00 <doctor> who cares what he respects?
21:00 <couleurs> thank goodness i'm still around
21:00 <slower> Saemon, i was refering to stebie, and, what seems to be your problem?
21:00 <doctor> wb couleurs
22:00 <couleurs> thank u doctor 
23:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/kVaKI6n.gif
23:00 <doctor> falcon punch
29:00 <CannibalClown> wheres my mate gone
30:00 <PietSAbabe> We all know you dont have any
37:00 <Loof> finally found out what was jamming my router
37:00 <Loof> wasn't my neighbours
37:00 <Loof> was my mouse
37:00 <Loof> blocks 2.4ghz
37:00 <Loof> so does heaps of shit apparently
37:00 <slower> lol didnt you say you keyed his car?
37:00 <Loof> yep :(
38:00 <doctor> hah, you're fucked
38:00 <Loof> paranoia
39:00 <doctor> best offer to repay the damages otherwise karma will get you
39:00 <slower> loof, i changed my cordless phone it was 2.4 and interfering with my wifi
40:00 <mattyd> lmao i told u it was probably ur own shit
40:00 <mattyd> tho i suspected a microwave or something
40:00 <mattyd> much higher power than a mouse
41:00 <xm> it's not just the power from the source, but that over distance there's that inverse square law thing
41:00 <couleurs> what a bloodey idiet
42:00 <stebie> where's pervert
42:00 <doctor> another network
43:00 <stebie> no way
43:00 <lapotr> couleurs are you a member of the socialist alliance?
44:00 <doctor> he's CIA
44:00 <Zade> its always the quiet ones 
45:00 <couleurs> i am if you are......................
47:00 <mattyd> SoCal alliance
52:00 <couleurs> seagate announce 6tb hard drives, don't announce that their drives have the highest failure rate.... and that's tech new news nneewwss
55:00 <mattyd> lol rly
55:00 <mattyd> im still waiting for the 5tb internal drives to be released
56:00 <mattyd> only seen 'lacie' external ones for ?? 500 ??
57:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acDw9s4ytOo
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bop - Extraterrestrial Creatures Are Stealing You From Me From The Bedroom (Jun 13, 2011) 7:00 - Category: Music - 8,885 views - 108 likes (99.1%), 1 dislikes (0.9%)
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