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01:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... http://undergroundmgzn.com/2014/04/15/man-ruins-game-thrones-series-novels-full-spoilers/
02:00 <Bastardly_One> The entertainment industry was today warning fans of the popular HBO series Game Of Thrones to avoid ‘at all costs’ a series of books by a rogue enthusiast named George R.R. Martin, who has written five whole volumes consisting solely of spoilers for the popular television show.
03:00 <Serenity> .....
03:00 <Excessive> fckn jus set off the alarm again ...... I sneezed
04:00 <Excessive> might change the programmin on the lounge glassbreak from 24hrs to handover
06:00 <SlutCum> new bagina
06:00 <SlutCum> oh look at the little boriginal 
18:00 <Saemon> damn
18:00 <Saemon> i just went on a spending spree on ebay :( buying shit and i deem cool, but totally dont need
19:00 <Saemon> 2 pairs of swat kelvar like gloves for defence agaisnt knife fighting
19:00 <Saemon> bargain at $15 a pair
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you really take wrestling too seriously
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I know why you got those
19:00 <Bastardly_One> to fap over your Seth Rollins poster
19:00 <Serenity> wow
20:00 <Serenity> i think that might be the dorkiest thing ive read on here for a while
20:00 <Saemon> hehehe seirra, hotel, india, echo, lima, delta,
20:00 <Saemon> u know me too well Bastardly_One :P
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I know all 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a good pair of PVC ones
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but nothing to do with wrestling
21:00 <Saemon> im thinking of gettin this as well, should i?
21:00 <Saemon> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/SWAT-AIRSOFT-TACTICAL-HUNTING-COMBAT-VEST-32463-/121321284175?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_15&hash=item1c3f4fe24f
21:00 <Bastardly_One> how I feel reading Saemon
22:00 <Bastardly_One> s
22:00 <Bastardly_One> posts
22:00 <Bastardly_One> https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10156035_10152339225723104_2842444579211537927_n.jpg
22:00 <Saemon> its only $28
22:00 <Saemon> i spend more than that on maccas
22:00 <Serenity> ugh
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm surprised you're not going for the WWEs merch versions
22:00 <Serenity> its literally like $9 for a maccas meal
22:00 <Serenity> why are you spending more than $28
23:00 <Bastardly_One> $8.25 :P
23:00 <Serenity> i dont eat it i wouldnt know
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I might walk past there tomorrow
23:00 <Serenity> i do know $28 is too much for one person though
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and lecture people it's good friday
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm going to visit my class mate's cat
24:00 <Bastardly_One> while she plays my PS3 ... she wants to see GTA Online 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> she'll be so disappointed
24:00 <Bastardly_One> it's only piss funny amusing to me, not anyone else
26:00 <Saemon> b1 the wwe website is too hard to buy from
26:00 <Saemon> and postage costs from them is so expensive
27:00 <Saemon> serenity coz i buy alot of food from maccas
28:00 <Excessive> reaction to the wind ........ places I get in
28:00 <Saemon> 1 large double quarter pounder meal, a box of mcnuggets, 2 large fries, 2 apple pies, 
28:00 <Saemon> and if im still a abit peckish
28:00 <Serenity> urgh
29:00 <Saemon> maybe an extra big mac, which is like only takes about 2 bites to finish these days cuz its so freaken small now
29:00 <Saemon> same with the filet-o-fish
29:00 <Saemon> such a rip off
30:00 <Bastardly_One> they're like $4.75 each
30:00 <Bastardly_One> by themselves 
32:00 <Saemon> isnt every maccas prices are slightly different?
32:00 <Saemon> cuz they are franchised
33:00 <Bastardly_One> used to be the case but I don't notice it around here 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> so, dunno anymore
33:00 <Saemon> i like how they used to have the beef mates meal
33:00 <Saemon> that was soo worth it
34:00 <Saemon> two quater pounder burgers, two cheesburgers, 2 large drinks and two large fries
34:00 <Saemon> for like $15 or something
34:00 <Saemon> this was like in 2012 i thnk
34:00 <Serenity> im not sure anything you have to say justifies you spending nearly $30 at maccas for just yourself
35:00 <Excessive> do u get it takeaway or u jus pig out at the shop?
35:00 <Saemon> its meant to be shared with a mate, needless to say, i didnt, for me that was a single meal ahahaha
35:00 <Bastardly_One> except you're a glutton
35:00 <Loof> i've discovered those bacon cheeseburgers for $3
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that's like Loof
35:00 <Loof> unfortunatly
35:00 <Bastardly_One> speak of the devil
35:00 <Bastardly_One> how many in a day?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <Saemon> mmm Loof
35:00 <Saemon> i love them
35:00 <Loof> 3 at once
35:00 <Loof> fuck yeah
35:00 <Saemon> lol yeah i like to me make own triple burger
35:00 <Serenity> im going to spew
35:00 <Loof> i'm yet to try a pounder
36:00 <Loof> one day
36:00 <Saemon> i sometimes treat myself to a quadruple pounder with cheese
36:00 <Loof> lol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus ... a pounder
36:00 <Loof> that's decadant as
36:00 <Loof> love it
36:00 <Saemon> a double quarter pounder with 2 extra beef patties
36:00 <DrGore> HAPPY JEBUS DEATH DAY
36:00 <Saemon> lol yeah well we only live life once
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I find red meat pretty yuck as it is apart from sausages
36:00 <Loof> and 4 bits of cheese?
36:00 <Saemon> may as well enjoy it 
36:00 <Saemon> yep
36:00 <Loof> nice
36:00 <Loof> :)
37:00 <Saemon> thats my motto
37:00 <Loof> i literally feel my heart stopping after a triple
37:00 <Saemon> lol
37:00 <DrGore> can't believe you aren't going to Morbid Angel Bastardly_One
37:00 <Saemon> i find it hard to breath ater 
37:00 <Loof> yep lol
37:00 <Saemon> have u get a puff of my ventolin everytime after i eat a quadruple burger
38:00 <Loof> lol
38:00 <Loof> man i want one
38:00 <Loof> if i died eating two of them, i'd die a happy man
38:00 <Saemon> have to get* a pugg
38:00 <Saemon> puff*
38:00 <Saemon> lol yeah loof
39:00 <Loof> with fries stuffed in them
39:00 <Saemon> i like hash browns in burgers like the kfc tower burger
39:00 <Loof> oh man
39:00 <Loof> my fav burger
39:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck me you pigs
39:00 <Loof> zinger tower
40:00 <Saemon> hell yeah 
40:00 <Loof> i eat two
40:00 <druff> hjs should bring back the quad stacker
40:00 <Bastardly_One> we're going to Groove Train when we meet
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and if the meals are the size I remember
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I challenge you to get through one
40:00 <Loof> nice
40:00 <Saemon> remember had that burger not too long ago
40:00 <Saemon> with 2 fillers
41:00 <Saemon> fillets
41:00 <Saemon> in the place of buns
41:00 <Saemon> forgot what its called
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a tower thing
41:00 <Bastardly_One> of some description
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember the advert vaguely
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I've exactly 6 days to catch up on a subject
42:00 <Saemon> damn all this talk of food is gettin my hungry as
42:00 <Saemon> gona cook up some wedges
42:00 <Saemon> thats all i got atm
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've had 2 weeks to do so so far
42:00 <Serenity> there u go
42:00 <Serenity> eat up
42:00 <Bastardly_One> so can't be bothered
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I need a crap I think 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> if I fart hard enough I'm sure you can get a meal 
43:00 <DrGore> so b1 did you respond
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you eat shit as it is ... wouldn't know the difference
43:00 <DrGore> why no MA
43:00 <Bastardly_One> too poor and no scammy scam
43:00 <DrGore> whats with this free ticket crap
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that can't be done ... so no MA for Moi
44:00 <Bastardly_One> no big deal ... 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I wasn't that impressed the first time 
44:00 <DrGore> what first time
44:00 <Bastardly_One> 1990 something
45:00 <Bastardly_One> or 2000, 2001 ... somewhere around then 
45:00 <DrGore> for the blessed tour
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Damaged supported
45:00 <DrGore> they played CD perfect
45:00 <DrGore> CD perfect
45:00 <DrGore> death metal CD perfect
45:00 <Bastardly_One> so? I wasn't that impressed
45:00 <Bastardly_One> GWAR were 50 times better
45:00 <DrGore> pfff
45:00 <DrGore> gwar is a gimmick
45:00 <Bastardly_One> why? because they were entertaining not postulating wankorama
46:00 <DrGore> because they play shit music
46:00 <DrGore> anyway MA suck now
46:00 <Loof> fav gwar song now!
46:00 <Loof> asked you enough times
46:00 <DrGore> we supported the last good tour they did
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you know who rock?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Huntress
46:00 <Loof> you just wanna bone her mostly though
46:00 <DrGore> sound gay
46:00 <Loof> admit it
46:00 <DrGore> are they chicks
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... nuh that's the singer from Xandra
47:00 <Loof> ah
47:00 <DrGore> if they aren't chicks they are gay
47:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz_VbKLC_jI
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: HUNTRESS - Spell Eater | Napalm Records (Apr 27, 2012) 4:27 - Category: People and Blogs - 266,321 views - 2,461 likes (94.5%), 144 dislikes (5.5%)
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Napalm Records have heaps of good chick metal bands
48:00 <Loof> yeah but how good do they sound acoustic?
49:00 <DrGore> bit commercial
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that Xandria chick would sound awesome accoustic
50:00 <Loof> cool
50:00 <Loof> i'll give em another listen then
50:00 <DrGore> thrashy
50:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx9OoLwiAho
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: XANDRIA - Valentine | Napalm Records (Feb 14, 2012) 4:36 - Category: People and Blogs - 2,037,193 views - 18,470 likes (98.1%), 349 dislikes (1.9%)
50:00 <Bastardly_One> they sound like early Nighwish though
50:00 <Bastardly_One> so she'd wanna be able to sing
50:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and YUM!
50:00 <DrGore> are they australian?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> which?
51:00 <DrGore> huntress
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Huntress are from LA and Xandria are French
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I've one more I'm really into yet
51:00 <Saemon> lol b1 i forgot to ask earlier
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and you might like this one ... her voice is rough as guts
51:00 <DrGore> not sure if drunk
51:00 <DrGore> or this band is cool
52:00 <Saemon> when u watched wrestlemania, did u see the 2 aussie blokes right behind michael cole and the annouced team?
52:00 <Loof> no ones voice compares to amy lee
52:00 <Loof> imo
52:00 <Saemon> they were holding up the australian flag
52:00 <Saemon> lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcXzqruShrY
52:00 <MrMark> hello!!!!!
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MORTILLERY - F.O.A.D. | Napalm Records (Mar 28, 2013) 5:18 - Category: People and Blogs - 56,619 views - 899 likes (93.9%), 58 dislikes (6.1%)
52:00 <Saemon> great to see australia fandom bein represented at wrestlemania
52:00 <Bastardly_One> those Shield nerds
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, how embarrassing
53:00 <Saemon> LOL yeah
53:00 <Saemon> that would have sooo been me omg
53:00 <Saemon> if i was there lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you might like Mortillery DrGore
53:00 <Saemon> lol why not just go dressed as your fav wrestlers though?
53:00 <Saemon> its good fun
53:00 <Bastardly_One> as I said she's got balls for sure that chicka
53:00 <DrGore> anyone who likes wrestlemania and is over 8 has a chromosome missing
53:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2_t6v0zrIw#t=35
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: машина призрак-a ghost car (Mar 31, 2014) 1:52 - Category: Howto and Style - 1,352,077 views - 4,829 likes (94.8%), 263 dislikes (5.2%)
53:00 <Saemon> your a tourist travelling to the U.S to watch your fave show
54:00 <Saemon> nothin wrong with a bit of cosplay
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw that earlier Excessive
54:00 <MrMark> semen!!!
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I went to neil diamond with people in jumpsuits and afro wigs
54:00 <Bastardly_One> so I guess it's no different
54:00 <Bastardly_One> damn that was a fun night ... we were the only 4 people under 50 I think
55:00 <Saemon> wth
55:00 <Loof> mmm toothless gobbies
55:00 <Saemon> was it a nursing home function?
55:00 <Loof> lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> GOOD GAWD Y'ALL!
55:00 <Saemon> WAR! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you know nothing do you?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEnirmJIvno
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Neil Diamond Crunchy Granola Suite Glastonbury 08 (Jun 29, 2008) 4:55 - Category: Music - 92,693 views - 133 likes (97.8%), 3 dislikes (2.2%)
56:00 <Bastardly_One> GOOD GOD Y'ALL
56:00 <Saemon> OH
56:00 <Saemon> whops
56:00 <Saemon> i thought u were refrencing the WAr song
56:00 <Saemon> by tom jones
56:00 <Saemon> i dont know who or what a neil diamond is sorry
57:00 <Loof> not missing much
57:00 <DrGore> these guys are playing in a ew weeks
57:00 <DrGore> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIMW0aHN0ks
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ORIGIN - "Finite" (Official Music Video) (May 23, 2008) 3:12 - Category: Music - 1,227,254 views - 5,600 likes (94.3%), 340 dislikes (5.7%)
57:00 <Saemon> i need powdered salt
57:00 <Saemon> the salt i got is like freakin large granules
57:00 <Saemon> that falls off the chips and wedges when i sprinkle it
58:00 <Saemon> those powdered salt stays on the chips better
58:00 <Serenity> why dont you just eat it with a teaspoon you gluttonous pork filled wheelbarrow
58:00 <Bastardly_One> classic song ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbvxP08FlMs
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Neil Diamond - Love On The Rocks (Nov 28, 2008) 4:35 - Category: Music - 1,800,322 views - 3,980 likes (97.1%), 119 dislikes (2.9%)
59:00 <Bastardly_One> flake salt ... is it made in Geelong in Victoria per chance?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> because that entire plant is ran by two people 
59:00 <Saemon> speaking of pork
00:00 <Bastardly_One> which tells you what a shit boring and easy job making salt flakes is
00:00 <Saemon> i just found i have a packet of pork sausages in the freezer, it was hiding underneath some stuff
00:00 <Saemon> yayness for me :P
00:00 <Serenity> fucks sake
00:00 <Serenity> drown
00:00 <Saemon> since im hungry atm and only thought i had wedges
01:00 <Saemon> oooh Bastardly_One have u listened to the steven austin podcast with paul heyment yet??
01:00 <Saemon> its really good man
01:00 <Saemon> Heyman is a genuis.
01:00 <Saemon> i love that man
01:00 <Saemon> and he's actually very humble 
02:00 <Saemon> i thought he would have been a prick
02:00 <Saemon> i love how back in the old days they all knew eachother, austin worked for him
02:00 <Saemon> he still needs to pay jericho money
02:00 <Saemon> he used to pretend to be his own roomate
02:00 <Saemon> lol
02:00 <Serenity> what like you
02:00 <Saemon> theres a story that goes, wrestlers used to call paul heyman to follow up about gettin paid
03:00 <Saemon> heyman didnt have the money
03:00 <Saemon> so heyman would answer the phone, but be like "oh sorry, paul heyman isnt here right now, this is his roomate"
04:00 <Saemon> undertaker is gona appear austins podcast too
04:00 <Serenity> that moment when saemon talks to himself
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I love this song 
04:00 <Saemon> this is definately intresting, since taker never, EVER appears on outside media out of character
04:00 <Serenity> NO ONE IS INTERESTED SAEMON
04:00 <Serenity> far out
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm in childhood musical memories mode
04:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhkbcisTP6M
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Stone Poneys-Different Drum (1967) HD (Sep 9, 2013) 2:39 - Category: Music - 2,739 views - 15 likes (75%), 5 dislikes (25%)
05:00 <Saemon> i thought Bastardly_One was listening sorry
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Linda Rhondstant was really cute ones
05:00 <Bastardly_One> *once
05:00 <Saemon> i dont look at the screen when i type
05:00 <Serenity> if he was listening he would reply
05:00 <Bastardly_One> we can tell 
05:00 <Serenity> im listening to this
05:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrc9siok3IU
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: They Might Be Giants-The Statue Got Me High (May 9, 2010) 3:14 - Category: Music - 174,777 views - 907 likes (97.8%), 20 dislikes (2.2%)
05:00 <Bastardly_One> did you only just discover them?
06:00 <Serenity> no
06:00 <DrGore> Serenity with no ops looks wrong
06:00 <Bastardly_One> WOO!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mazz8HzV0Lg
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: They Might Be Giants - Put Your Hand Inside The Puppet Head (Oct 3, 2012) 2:10 - Category: Music - 4,280 views - 40 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
06:00 <Saemon> farout wats the best way to de-thaw rock solid frozen saugsauges?
06:00 <Saemon> my microwave is broken
06:00 <Bastardly_One> memo to myself, "do the dumb things I gotta do ... touch the puppet head"
06:00 <MrMark> im gettin wasted and watching Apocalypse Now@@!!!!!!
07:00 <Serenity> the best way is to put them in the fridge and not eat them at this time of night you fat pig
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I love TMBG ... so geeky
07:00 <MrMark> oooer
07:00 <Bastardly_One> have you listened to the kids album they did on science?
07:00 <Saemon> Serenity but im really starving atm
07:00 <Saemon> ive been fasting all day
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that's really cool ... I taught my nieces numbers with their here come the 1,2,3s
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I think the science one is ... Here Comes Science
08:00 <Excessive> put em in hot water in the sink
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd have to check my collection
08:00 <Saemon> yeah thats what im doin atm, but in a container though, not in my since
08:00 <Saemon> sink*
08:00 <Serenity> please dont put them in hot water i really cant be fucked listening to you whinge about food poisoning
08:00 <Serenity> you put them in cold water it defrosts them just as fast without the bacteria
08:00 <Saemon> huh? can i get food poisoning from doing that?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> take it from someone that worked at Smorgy's
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I would
09:00 <Saemon> ic
09:00 <CannibalClown> just go to bed you fucking moron
09:00 <Serenity> you dont have meat sitting in hot water it grows bacteria ugh
09:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73bIdm3yWx4
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: They Might Be Giants - Istanbul (not Constantinople) (Oct 2, 2012) 2:34 - Category: Music - 12,366 views - 66 likes (95.7%), 3 dislikes (4.3%)
10:00 <Saemon> i can never fall asleep on an empty stomach
10:00 <MrMark> ore music!!
10:00 <Saemon> so no point in trying to sleep off my hunger
10:00 <MrMark> more music!!
12:00 <Bonny> yo
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
12:00 <Bastardly_One> an "accoustic" version of a classic ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHgziac87-Y
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TMBG - Particle Man (TSS) (Nov 5, 2008) 2:02 - Category: Music - 204,652 views - 744 likes (98.3%), 13 dislikes (1.7%)
12:00 <Bastardly_One> morning Bonny
12:00 <Serenity> heya bonny
12:00 <Bonny> morning
12:00 <Serenity> how are you love
12:00 <Bonny> hey Serenity.. :)
12:00 <Bonny> I'm good thanks.. yourself?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you 
13:00 <Loof> i'm addicted to my new tv
13:00 <Bonny> nah thanks
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't stop playing TMBG now
13:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfcvxO_YfYw
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: They Might Be Giants - "Boss Of Me" (May 12, 2010) 3:31 - Category: Entertainment - 166,133 views - 719 likes (98.1%), 14 dislikes (1.9%)
14:00 <Bonny> hey Fez
14:00 <Fez> Howdy
14:00 <Serenity> yeah im great
14:00 <Serenity> having a few drinks
14:00 <Bonny> great to read
14:00 <Bonny> nice
15:00 <Saemon> https://31.media.tumblr.com/d446f6cf68c8807b1712025eefcc96f0/tumblr_mzdmoiKR7m1r17up9o5_r2_250.jpg
15:00 <Loof> zac ate all my doritos :(
15:00 <Saemon> omg
15:00 <Loof> little piggy
15:00 <Saemon> he's so badass and yummy
15:00 <Saemon> :P i want to look like that
15:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeAuaCyExSM
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Analog Pussy - Sound Of Oil (Aerospace Remix) (Oct 15, 2010) 8:45 - Category: Music - 2,302 views - 12 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
16:00 <Excessive> lo Bonny
16:00 <Excessive> \o.
16:00 <Bonny> Excessive
16:00 <Saemon> hey bonny :]
16:00 <Bonny> Saemon
16:00 <Saemon> wats hapnin
16:00 <Bonny> not much
16:00 <Saemon> got alot planned for easter?
16:00 <Bonny> nup
16:00 <Saemon> happy easter by the way
16:00 <Bonny> just the footy on monday
16:00 <Loof> finally the river of liquid and gas from my anus has stopped :D
16:00 <Loof> stupid bug
17:00 <Saemon> wats everyone doin for easter anyway?
17:00 <Fez> Lol loof
17:00 <Loof> i farted before and made my brother vomit
17:00 <Loof> diahorrea farts are the worst
17:00 <Loof> his eyes actually watered
18:00 <Bonny> we have another wookie in the making here
18:00 <Loof> lol
18:00 <Saemon> rofl loof
19:00 <Fez> Dont say that bonny
19:00 <Bonny> well it is bad
19:00 <Fez> Might be right though
19:00 <Bonny> yup I am
19:00 <Fez> ;)
25:00 <Breaking`Ban> Loof is hiding easter eggs in places no kid will ever find
25:00 <Bastardly_One> something like tht 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> *that
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I might smash my sister in the face with her easter egg on Sun
27:00 <Bastardly_One> for bitching about getting one cheap egg because I got some clothes today instead 
27:00 <beehhh> and what are you on about mate
27:00 <Bastardly_One> damn proud of myself for not walking out of K-Mart with a plasma ball though
27:00 <Saemon> for easter im gona get back to its true meaning
28:00 <Saemon> gona watch the passion of christ
28:00 <Bastardly_One> K-Mart is like a store of wonders to me ... I don't go often
28:00 <beehhh> norell leaves me with love bite all over my neck damn embarassing
28:00 <Saemon> wth does the death of jesus got to do with a rabbit and chocolate eggs
28:00 <beehhh> shes a real girl in a guys body
30:00 <Excessive> it's got to do with the blossoming and "a new start of life" in the northern hemisphere as with bein spring Saemon
30:00 <beehhh> anyone here speaks chinese
32:00 <Bastardly_One> this Rob Ford dude is mental
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
32:00 <beehhh> cambellfield
32:00 <Bastardly_One> watching him going sick at a council meeting now ... coked off his head I suspect
32:00 <beehhh> campbell
33:00 <beehhh> she blew me quick
33:00 <Bonny> beehhh we're not interested in your sex life.. TMI
34:00 <beehhh> would you blow me quick
34:00 <Bonny> night 
35:00 <beehhh> i was 19 when i arrived to melbourne today im 38
36:00 <beehhh> this world laughs at you but you stay quiet and remain clam
37:00 <MrMark> we all pissed yet!!!!!!
37:00 <Loof> i'm off my fucking head
38:00 <Loof> but not drunk
38:00 <Loof> baked
38:00 <MrMark> oooer
38:00 <Loof> had a corona before with lemon, that was fancy
39:00 <MrMark> pussy
39:00 <Loof> hehe
39:00 <Loof> ikr
39:00 <Loof> girl drinks
39:00 <MrMark> yes
40:00 <MrMark> ive done a bottle of vodka and still going
40:00 <Loof> nice
40:00 <Attila> vodka's fucking light. 
40:00 <Loof> got more?
40:00 <MrMark> yes
40:00 <Attila> cream two bottles of that, no problem. 
40:00 <Loof> i like tequilla and lemon and salt
40:00 <MrMark> hmmmm'
41:00 <MrMark> got scotch lined up
41:00 <beehhh> norell cooked turmeric chicken with coconut milk for me and steamed rice i bought two chapati's with it
41:00 <Excessive> real eggs (coloured/died) replace chocolate back at home ........ https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10153879_10202659357918383_1440546507684114240_n.jpg
42:00 <Loof> mmm turmeric
42:00 <Loof> love that stuff
42:00 <MrMark> ooooer\
42:00 <MrMark> just scotch or mvodka for me
42:00 <Loof> jd?
42:00 <beehhh> i might buy lamb shanks and beef rumps for us
43:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHFFol-8REI
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sweet Like Chocolate - Shanks and Bigfoot (Apr 27, 2007) 3:43 - Category: Music - 3,054,195 views - 9,389 likes (96.4%), 351 dislikes (3.6%)
43:00 <beehhh> shanks needed to be cooked in slow speed in a cooker with lentils
43:00 <beehhh> and other herbs
48:00 <DrGore> http://picpaste.com/BAHPO1-K138f1Hu.jpg
49:00 <MrMark> im pissed off myy face
49:00 <MrMark> noone cares
52:00 <beehhh> norell and i healing each other first i noticed she loves me then i fall in
54:00 <BlackDevil> -LAX Terminal 7 partially evacuated after man states he has bomb in bag; man in custody, bag being investigated
54:00 <Saemon> lol that show
54:00 <Saemon> impractical jokers
54:00 <Saemon> is actually quite funn
54:00 <Saemon> funnny
55:00 <Saemon> they stuff they do is dumb and immature
55:00 <Saemon> yet its enjoyable too all of the inner child in us
55:00 <beehhh> http://chaturbate.com/marilyn_cd/
59:00 <Excessive> simba
59:00 <MrMark> this wont end welll
02:00 <Saemon> thats what she said.
03:00 <Saemon> lol
10:00 <MrMark> ooooer
13:00 <beehhh> lol
29:00 <DrGore> beehhh
30:00 <DrGore> u retarded fuck
30:00 <DrGore> how u going
30:00 <DrGore> Ana_Ng
30:00 <DrGore> <3
33:00 <Excessive> k, 30 mins to go
34:00 <beehhh> half alive half dead
34:00 <BlackDevil> nothing was in the bag
34:00 <Excessive> lol
34:00 <beehhh> this life has became a burden to me
36:00 <beehhh> http://img3.photographersdirect.com/img/26650/wm/pd2615719.jpg
37:00 <BlackDevil> where did that child get a cracker?
42:00 <beehhh> probably his mom stole it from him
43:00 <beehhh> i feel empty today
51:00 <Bastardly_One> chrome injury on his cheek, 3 days strong, four days week, listen as he tries to speak
51:00 <Bastardly_One> *weak
53:00 <Excessive> bored ol dude?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> always
55:00 <Excessive> gimme a few mins and the vid I'm uploadin should be done
55:00 <Serenity> someone drunk all the punch
55:00 <Bastardly_One> rude!
57:00 <Bastardly_One> a palm tree nodded at me last night, he said, "hey, you look so pale". I don't know if it was the air or the breeze in my hair but I had a feeling I had failed. So, down to the beach just out of reach, the moon was being trailed by a girl and a sailor ... and a hot dog trailer, that's their holy grail
58:00 <Bastardly_One> from a humans eyes she's a dolphin in disguise, it's the last night of their war
58:00 <DrGore> and the moral of the story is 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> don't do opiates and write songs
59:00 <DrGore> don't be fucking cheap and go watch morbid angel
59:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna pay my course fees they keep bitching for?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> well, fuck up 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I am pretty cunted at not going 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and it seems the couple of contacts I use for a lot of shit 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> are both calling it quits are seperate times during this year
01:00 <Bastardly_One> so, less gigs for me and more boring old people stuff
01:00 <DrGore> was that english
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't pay for most of what I see
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and I can't do that anymore after this year on the whole
02:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck the americans are touchy
02:00 <DrGore> get a real job
02:00 <Bastardly_One> this song wasn't on the american release of this album
02:00 <Bastardly_One> because it's called Fighter Pilot - Korean War
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not allowed to work officially ... unofficially that might be possible with earplugs for the rest of my co-workers
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I spend a lot of my waking hours hacking my lungs up
03:00 <DrGore> lung cancer
03:00 <BlackDevil> i pooped 
03:00 <DrGore> ?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> emphysema
03:00 <Bastardly_One> so probably lung cancer too 
03:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> Bastardly_One: what is your prognosis?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> COAD
04:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> as in what is the doctor saying how you'll be going in like 5-10 years
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Chronic Obstruction of the Airwaves Disorder
04:00 <faux> Is tomorrow or Monday public holiday 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and if you google that ... it's emphysema but fancier
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yes and yes
04:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> it's Fri-Mon
04:00 <Bastardly_One> both are and hai
04:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> 4 days of holidays
04:00 <faux> Ah k
04:00 <faux> Ty
05:00 <Bastardly_One> no, sat and sun aren't "public holidays"
05:00 <Bastardly_One> as they fall on a weekend
05:00 <faux> I know what they meant.
05:00 <Bastardly_One> that's xm silly
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't even need to whois anymore
05:00 <faux> Sorry I'm not here constantly to keep up with nickname changes
05:00 <faux> Hi xm
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I just expect all long names that sound like in jokes are him :P
05:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> ey faux
06:00 <faux> Sappenin
06:00 <Bastardly_One> well, it helps he's in another channel I basically idle in 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> damn you were right faux
06:00 <BlackDevil> i like the 'instant win' games
06:00 <BlackDevil> you never win instantly
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I've fallen a shitload behind hey?
07:00 <faux> bout?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> was you that said I would as soon as I slacked wasn't it?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> my course thingo 
07:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> faux: just reading as usual
07:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> you?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> least I haven't dropped out yet ... Loof has
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I just realised I have an assessment in a subject first thing when I get back from holidays
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and the entire subject has gone in one ear and out the other
08:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> what is it?
08:00 <faux> Um I don't think that was me.
08:00 <Bastardly_One> hardware ... 
08:00 <faux> XM I slept heaps early and now I'm wide awake
09:00 <faux> Sucks.
09:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> oh right
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I shouldn't be surprised ... that's always gone in one ear and out the other
09:00 <faux> Ty
09:00 <dematerialised> nps
09:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> hardware is boring unless they're going to get down into circuit design or something
09:00 <faux> :/
09:00 <Bastardly_One> did you hurt your neck doing that dematerialised? bending down that far
09:00 <dematerialised> nah
09:00 <dematerialised> i lifted her up first
09:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> i dont give a rats arse about assembling PCs
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I fucking hate hardware tbh ... it's all diagnostic shit 
10:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> ah that
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and telnet and crap and me either 
10:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> yeah done it
10:00 <Bastardly_One> assembing is the arse yes?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm like ... give me code!
10:00 <Bastardly_One> or media ... 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but shove your hardware ... I aint got time fo dat!
10:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> i was one of the top students for that unit the lecturer had ever seen but only because i genuinely thought i was going to fail it on day 1
10:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> also i was meticulous like a bomb maker
11:00 <Bastardly_One> oh this course doesn't have percentages I've discovered
11:00 <Bastardly_One> just a pass or fail
11:00 <Bastardly_One> how fucking slack 
11:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> TAFE still does that sometimes, it's just internal. but they just push out the P or not P thing later
11:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> or R 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I could cheat on anything, would know if I really did the diagnostics or googled?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> the bad thing from my POV is 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I plan to do 2 more years there
12:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> i wouldnt be able to study anymore unless it were online
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and if this is so disorganised I'm gonna get frustrated and be slack like this one
12:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> ive got legit trauma from studying, almost to the point of PTSD 
12:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> perhaps even that
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I need to attend classes or I really get nothing done
12:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> it lead to me getting hospitalised -- some weird shit happened
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I have that ADHD kind of anxiety
13:00 <Bastardly_One> so it's hard for me to sit still for a period of time
13:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> yeah i know what you mean. whenever i work from home i either get a lot of work done or not much
13:00 <Bastardly_One> so classes actually make me sit down for at least an hour before I can claim a break 
13:00 <BlackDevil> who is drinking beer
13:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> they always break after 1 hr right?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I do 
13:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> ive had lectures before where they decided no breaks
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
14:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> not all the time, but just sometimes
14:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> because they thought there wouldnt be enough time
14:00 <Bastardly_One> actually I take breaks whenever I feel like it except one particular class
14:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> but you have to take breaks...
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's because it's easier than me pacing the room 
14:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> because most people can only absorb so much before a break
14:00 <Bastardly_One> we only have the same room all the time 
14:00 <BlackDevil> did you know that Shift+Delete on items doesnt go to the recycling bin ?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> plus the rest of the class doesn't know their basic OHS rights
15:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> thanks for the tip miss megabyte
15:00 <Bastardly_One> like a 5 min break every hour kind of thing
15:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't it?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme try
15:00 <Bastardly_One> that sounds like an 8 shortcut
16:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> nah, it's old
16:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> ive been doing it for years
16:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and it doesn't work 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> he's right
16:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> Windows just lets you get away without using the keyboard combos much
16:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> in Mac it's almost essential to
16:00 <Bastardly_One> it makes 8 and 8.1 ten times easier if you know them
17:00 <Serenity> shift delete is as old as anything
17:00 <faux> Hi sez
17:00 <Serenity> heya faux
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's probably in the mental filofax but I'm old and pretty tired and pretty wasted
17:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> id like to see BlackDevil write a howto on how to connect to Austnet..."Step one...install Trumpet Winsock:
17:00 <faux> How you doin
17:00 <Serenity> yeah pretty good
17:00 <Serenity> you?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil doesn't have time to do anything
18:00 <faux> I'm OK, can't get back to sleep
18:00 <Bastardly_One> but read my whining in pm
18:00 <faux> And your whining in main
18:00 <Bastardly_One> so not true
18:00 <Serenity> ohh i hate when you go to sleep and then wake up at a ridic hour
18:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fuck up ... how's stuff anyway?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> back at uni and shit?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> same Serenity as I do it all the fucking time 
19:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> faux: expecting guests tomorrow?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> as I've said billions of time ... My beanbag has a curse
19:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> it's annoying when you really need to catch up on sleep
19:00 <Bastardly_One> soon as I sit in the fucker I'm out in 10 mins
19:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> on people are over
19:00 <faux> No?
19:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> and*
20:00 <faux>  I had a delivery guy the other day that looked like you xm
20:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> i find that if i wake up at odd hours, even if i get enough sleep, the next day it messes up my cycle so much i end up sleepy still
20:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> lol
20:00 <faux> And he spoke so Aussie ish
20:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> did he speak like me too>
20:00 <faux> Yeah
20:00 <faux> It was weord
20:00 <BlackDevil> no i dont have much time
20:00 <BlackDevil> i mean faux
20:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> did you think
20:00 <BlackDevil> isnt on IRC anymore
20:00 <faux> I was like XM is stalking me.
20:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you and your everyone is bogan shit 
21:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> THIS IS GOOD PRACTISE FOR THE DAY I MEET MY HUSBAND
21:00 <faux> Hes not bogan, you're a bogan
21:00 <faux> Not everyone. just you
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I am fucking not m8
21:00 <Bastardly_One> come say it to my face!
21:00 <faux> Anyway 
21:00 <faux> I'd rather notm
21:00 <Attila> Yeah, and you're a fucking hairy gorilla leb. 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> now now 
21:00 <faux> XM I swear he spoke just like you
21:00 <faux> It was so funny
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just surprised she thought I sounded bogan
22:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> did you get the giggles
22:00 <Bastardly_One> first time ever someone has said hat
22:00 <faux> And he was so frustrated cos he was late and had a million other deliveries
22:00 <Bastardly_One> *that
22:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> ive burst out laughing before over IRC/Skype related things
22:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> where the other person had no idea why
22:00 <faux> Nah but we had a long chat he was quite friendly
22:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> so that's where the difference ends then
22:00 <Bastardly_One> don't you hate that xm?
22:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> i would stand there until i get a massive tip
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you're like out and about or whatever and suddenly remember something
22:00 <faux> I've had 3 people in the last 2 weeks ask me what natio I am and freak out when I say leb
23:00 <Bastardly_One> laugh and "you had to be there"
23:00 <Bastardly_One> only cuts it so many times before people think you're mental
23:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> Bastardly_One: long story. i have some friends on skype with crazy humour involving capacitors and other weird things that make no sense
23:00 <Bastardly_One> in my case they're completely right but that's beside the point
23:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> so when my boss talked about this kid that got zapped to death from a capacitor
23:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> i lost it
24:00 <faux> Lol steven
24:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> yeah he loved that story when i told him
24:00 <CannibalClown> (y)
24:00 <faux> I left that chat ages ago
24:00 <faux> Was so cringeworthy 
24:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> it is too weird for me 
24:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> it's basically just them 2
25:00 <faux> Xarcos is funny when he's not trying so hard to be steven
25:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wow
25:00 <faux> But when they're together it's odd
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember that nick
25:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> he might be the smartest guy that's ever been in here
25:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> second only to GreekSnake probably
25:00 <faux> Yeahxhes quite intelligent 
25:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> but neither show it here
25:00 <faux> Ew.
25:00 <Bastardly_One> is Xarcos still incredibly nerdy?
25:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> nope
25:00 <faux> Is greeksnake gay
25:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> yes
25:00 <faux> Or am I thinking of somejebelse
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that nick brings back memories of aeons ago
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah wtf am I thinking
26:00 <faux> Yes or nope?
26:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> you should see the bitch fights between him and baz
26:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> quite entertaining
26:00 <Bastardly_One> of courswe they'd be ... that's like saying is B1 still mental
26:00 <faux> I fucking adore baz
26:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> you know how greeks and turks/muslims dont get along right?
26:00 <faux> Mm
27:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> anyhow, talking about gays might be one of my favourite subjects. but it's time to go
27:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, me?
27:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> nitey
27:00 <Bastardly_One> night
27:00 <faux> Nini
28:00 <Serenity> far out its late
28:00 <Bastardly_One> what's this Viber shit?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> like snapchat and kik?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> late? 1:30 for you and it's holidays
29:00 <BlackDevil> who waxes there nose hairs?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I suppose kids don't sleep though so ...
29:00 <Bastardly_One> *their
30:00 <Excessive> I jus burn mine with the lighter
30:00 <Serenity> i pluck my nose hairs with long nose pliers
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got this relaxation app and it's supposed to put you to sleep and/or ... well, relax you
31:00 <CannibalClown> just dready that shit
31:00 <Bastardly_One> with all sorts of soothing sounds 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> only they're really fucking irritating
31:00 <Serenity> HELLO
31:00 <Serenity> im awake!
31:00 <feasing> why areyou awake
31:00 <feasing> goto bed
31:00 <feasing> :bed
31:00 <feasing> sleep 
31:00 <Serenity> why are you awake
31:00 <Serenity> YOU go to bed!
31:00 <feasing> because i dont know
31:00 <Serenity> haha
31:00 <feasing> im about to eat a shepherds pie
31:00 <feasing> and im meant to be up at 10
31:00 <feasing> lol
32:00 <Serenity> oh dear
32:00 <Serenity> im waiting for the punch to settle and drinking some water
32:00 <feasing> its the lack of chocolate
32:00 <feasing> keeping mea wake
33:00 <Serenity> mmm chocolate
33:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're going to eat a pie 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you might as well eat chocolate as well 
34:00 <faux> Yuuum I haven't had a shepherds pie since school 
34:00 <faux> We had the best ones in the canteen 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> personally I think if Jesus is watching he couldn't give a shit 
34:00 <feasing> its delicious
34:00 <Bastardly_One> shepherds pies or potato pies?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> people often confuse them
35:00 <faux> .
35:00 <feasing> shut the fuck up
35:00 <Bastardly_One> they're different 
35:00 <feasing> im sorry
35:00 <feasing> i forgot you had training
35:00 <Bastardly_One> they are different though ... one has peas and carrots usually and the other is just meat and potato
36:00 <Bastardly_One> *shrugs*
36:00 <Serenity> you're talking about cottage pie and shepards pie. and the difference is shepards pie uses lamb.
36:00 <faux> loool
36:00 <feasing> terracota pie!
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and vegies I thought as well 
37:00 <MrMark> boo!
37:00 <faux> I love lamp
37:00 <faux> Uh
37:00 <faux> ab
37:00 <faux> Lamb*
37:00 <Serenity> LAMP
37:00 <Serenity> !
37:00 <faux> Lol
37:00 <faux> :'(
37:00 <Serenity> i love a good lamb chop
37:00 <Serenity> yum
37:00 <feasing> faux, do you really love lamp or are you just looking at things in the room and saying you love them
37:00 <faux> Lolll
37:00 <faux> I watched anchorman 2 the other day
37:00 <Bastardly_One> the angus potato pies 4 n 20 make are fucking awesome though 
37:00 <faux> It was OK until the end which just got stupid 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> really? was actually ok?
38:00 <feasing> everyone i spoke to said it was crap
38:00 <feasing> im yet to see it
38:00 <faux> Yeah it wasn't great 
38:00 <Serenity> i refuse to watch such shite
38:00 <faux> Average
38:00 <faux> I just love brick
38:00 <faux> That's why I tolerated it
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't see how he's supposedly so funny
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I find him obnoxiously annoying
39:00 <feasing> i think i ate your chocolate squirrel
42:00 <faux> lol
42:00 <faux> I just realised your nick is feasing
43:00 <feasing> wondering how long it would take
43:00 <feasing> :P
43:00 <faux> Hah
43:00 <faux> A
43:00 <Serenity> [1:42am] <+MeGusta> [164] [22:02] <faux> brb lioniser, just feading the noodle before i wank. im a little toey, you poof. [22:02] <faux> feasing*
43:00 <faux> Lmao
43:00 <faux> Omg
43:00 <faux> Wow that seems like forever ago
43:00 <Serenity> yer it was lol
44:00 <faux> There was another long feasing quote
44:00 <Serenity> [22:16] * faux ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: ILL FEASE YOUR FUCKING NOODLE YOU ZEBRA SANDAL WEARING AROMA LOVING EARTHSET DOUBLE WANKING TOEY CUNT)
44:00 <feasing> <+MeGusta> [165] [22:16] * faux ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: ILL FEASE YOUR FUCKING NOODLE YOU ZEBRA SANDAL WEARING AROMA LOVING EARTHSET DOUBLE WANKING TOEY CUNT)
44:00 <feasing> dammit
45:00 <faux> Llloll
45:00 <Serenity> march 2011
45:00 <faux> Wow
45:00 <Serenity> 21:09 31 Mar 11
45:00 <feasing> so yes
45:00 <feasing> it was ages ago
45:00 <faux> That's like 10 years ago
46:00 <feasing> at the very least
46:00 <faux> Lol
47:00 <Serenity> 2568	DreamSeller	19:02 10 Apr 14	<@Serenity> LOTS OF PENISES
47:00 <Serenity> 2567	Doodle	19:02 10 Apr 14	<@Serenity> ALSO I LOVE PENISES
47:00 <Serenity> something tells me i was set up
47:00 <feasing> im fairly sure you set yourself up
47:00 <feasing> you require no assistance
47:00 <Serenity> i did not!
47:00 <Serenity> i was talking about violet wands
48:00 <Serenity> right now im gonna go talk to the back of my eyelids
48:00 <Serenity> goodnight
48:00 <feasing> hooroo
49:00 <milk> corks m'lady
52:00 <Bastardly_One> attention seeker much? ... https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/1609805_10203625404621886_2609334662763325012_n.jpg
52:00 <Excessive> nais tt's, who that?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> My friend Shan
52:00 <Bastardly_One> all the women of her family are pretty ... met her through her sister
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and I want the entire set
53:00 <Excessive> course u do
53:00 <Bastardly_One> there's like 5 of them
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
53:00 <Excessive> fckn this vid finished uploadin at 3am and it's still fckn processing
54:00 <milk> that one looks like she is trying to prove something
54:00 <feasing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68wQvs8I6z0
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Разговор с отцом (Oct 9, 2013) 3:09 - Category: Comedy - 1,793,530 views - 4,588 likes (96%), 189 dislikes (4%)
54:00 <Excessive> 1.6GB vid
56:00 <Attila> that one looks ugly. 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I think she does her makeup too ... harsh?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/10155919_10203540433017649_1020978302_n.jpg
57:00 <Attila> fuckin' ugg bugg. 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> good example
59:00 <Bastardly_One> her older sister looks more real ... https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1236904_162742917260921_1964250167_n.jpg
59:00 <feasing> do they know you're sharing their pictures without their permission
59:00 <Bastardly_One> no, she's not got cancer ... she has that condition where you pull clumps of your hair out so decided to get rid of it 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> can say that about any pic linked 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> so, as you suggested before ... stfu 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive
01:00 <Excessive> ?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I need another opinion on something ... on those pics I took today and the fist one ... the chick my age that's commented on it 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> not as out of my league as you think 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> if you were me would you consider persual?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> the who's your (new) daddy one
03:00 <Bastardly_One> could be awkward though ... if you spot the connection
03:00 <Excessive> u talkin abt Violet?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew no!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> the other one
04:00 <Excessive> well that's the first pic
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and you're welcome back in my channel ... shane hassles ya I'll hassle him
04:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, the fist one I said 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> not first
04:00 <Excessive> jenny or melissa?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Jenny
04:00 <Bastardly_One> who is Melissa's mum
05:00 <Bastardly_One> hence the could be awkward
05:00 <Excessive> wat abt her?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> if you were me would you consider perusal
05:00 <Bastardly_One> was the question
05:00 <Excessive> perusal?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> not out of my league as much as one would think
05:00 <Bastardly_One> chase for fuck sake 
06:00 <Excessive> wat's perusal?
06:00 <Excessive> ah
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I meant persue
06:00 <Bastardly_One> persual not perusal 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I've obviously perused
07:00 <Attila> pursue.
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and she didn't make a bum comment! You don't know how much I despise shaving ... that's kind of important ... and man I talk a lot of shit
07:00 <Attila> asshole, you made me doubt myself. 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, thanks cunt
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I knew I was spelling that wrong
07:00 <Bastardly_One> how are ya? been a while
08:00 <Attila> You're fucking welcome. 
08:00 <Attila> Not long enough. 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> for you or I?
08:00 <Attila> Both. 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> let's just leave it at long enough shall we?
08:00 <Excessive> she abt ur age man?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed
08:00 <Bastardly_One> she's 2 mths younger to be precise Adrian
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean Excessive 
08:00 <Excessive> looks a bit like this chick on my fb ....... https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1461252_10151727555856557_495559325_n.jpg
09:00 <Bastardly_One> a tiny bit 
09:00 <Excessive> the glasses look I mean
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
09:00 <Attila> She looks like jaws, going for a bite. 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> except that one looks like money 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and bitchy
09:00 <Attila> Got no fucking upper lip cleft. 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
09:00 <Attila> It's all nose. 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I might as well show the cunt
09:00 <Bastardly_One> for comparison
09:00 <Attila> Yeah yeah. 
10:00 <Excessive> doesn she own anythin like her own home or somethin similar?
10:00 <BlackDevil> so
10:00 <Excessive> does*
10:00 <BlackDevil> that plan will remain missing forever
10:00 <Bastardly_One> https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/v/t1.0-9/10006951_10152652673872656_1609637045_n.jpg?oh=d43b419517613b442640767ab7455363&oe=53CAA809
10:00 <BlackDevil> plane
10:00 <Bastardly_One> this one?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, she and the daughter share a rental 
10:00 <Excessive> rite
10:00 <Bastardly_One> with two kids under 5
10:00 <Attila> Works alright for a milf. Just alright, though. 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well I'm fucking old 
11:00 <Attila> Nothing to go nuts about. 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, not to go mental about 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> agreed
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but nice 
11:00 <Attila> Might even find an equilibrium. 
11:00 <Excessive> have u hinted/made a move on her yet?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> could be awkward if it got long term though
12:00 <Bastardly_One> her daughter is a good friend *chuckles*
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah ... I make enough Daddy jokes
12:00 <Attila> It's a good thing that's her shoulder, and not her ear. 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I think to make it a bit obvious
12:00 <Attila> Had to look twice. 
13:00 <Attila> Not bad looking though. 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> nice person too 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's a big bonus
13:00 <Attila> That's good. 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> like totally genuine and good spirited
14:00 <Excessive> send me the cash to watever movie u'd want to watch n I'll send u the tix ......... n then jus invite her to the movies
14:00 <Bastardly_One> unlike me, I'm a bitter old cunt
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't push things though Excessive
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm always one for those things happen if they're meant to happen
15:00 <Bastardly_One> otherwise just keep dropping the odd hint and continue having a good friend 
15:00 <Excessive> then u're gonnah be lonely fo quite some time maaaaan
15:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, depends on what you call push
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I show an interest ... but I don't push it to the point it's annoying
15:00 <Excessive> aaaaaaaaaaaaaah jus push eet
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet I do shit 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> as usual
16:00 <Excessive> this fckn thing is still processin ......... fck
16:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and so much for me doing work tonight
17:00 <Bastardly_One> where the fuck did the last 3 hrs go?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna have to work my arse off now before Thurs
17:00 <Bastardly_One> considering I'm booked for this afternoon and Sunday afternoon
18:00 <Bastardly_One> if one of you were here I'd seriously ask you to Gibbs slap me really hard
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm quite disappointed in myself 
18:00 <Excessive> one of who?
18:00 <Excessive> oh us
18:00 <Bastardly_One> you or that cunt over there *points to Attila*
19:00 <Bastardly_One> thing is he knows someone that has actually done worse than that to me in real life
19:00 <Bastardly_One> over another chat years ago
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the coward attacked me from behind after faking a truce in a dark street
19:00 <Attila> nah, nah, I don't know him. 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> double my height and size and clocked me from behind
19:00 <Bastardly_One> for someone that doesn't know Tony
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you know fuck of a lot about him man 
20:00 <Attila> Tony can fuck himself. 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the spirit!
20:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone says that eventually
20:00 <Excessive> I'm hungry
20:00 <Attila> I never liked the cunt. 
20:00 <Excessive> might fry some eggs
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you know he was selling pills at his so called best mate's house
21:00 <Bastardly_One> while the poor cunt was in jail doin a rap for Tony doing the same thing before?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> what kind of a cunt does that to someone that gives you somewhere to live
21:00 <Attila> shitbag. 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> pure lowlife 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> agreed
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I still hear about him on the grapevine unfortunately
22:00 <Bastardly_One> will come on here now and then called BashNsmash
22:00 <Bastardly_One> or something like that
22:00 <Attila> I don't reckon you should be hurt, though. You're not a bad egg. 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you get it's mostly humour
22:00 <Attila> I'm not being gentle, but you're alright. 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> seems it offends more than it's "got"
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but ya get that
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I can appreciate I come across as an arsehole if you don't "get" it 
23:00 <Attila> That's fucking ridiculous. 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> happens in real life too
24:00 <Attila> BashNSmash?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> ye
24:00 <Attila> Somebody's gotta get theirs. 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> only reason I know that is he saw me once and couldn't wait to say 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> "remember Wishmaster?"
25:00 <Bastardly_One> he's also been sprung, but dunno if charged over, exposing himself to a child while the child was asleep
25:00 <Bastardly_One> at some woman's house he chatted up on the net 
25:00 <Attila> !????
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm serious dude
25:00 <Bastardly_One> back in the yahoo days
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and it all made sense was he was so obsessed with pedo listings and shit after that
26:00 <Attila> blegh... 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> hey ^matty^ if you actually notice and your machine isn't just here
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, and I have no reason to doubt it 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> the person had no reason to lie to me and why would you say that happened to your kid if it didn't
27:00 <Bastardly_One> seems a sick way to make bullshit up
28:00 <Attila> payback, maybe, slander... but yeah, that's, IF it's bullshit, that's a fucked up thing to accuse. 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I mean ... I don't doubt it 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> because #1 I was told in confidence ... #2 she's protective of her children and just wouldn't be that kind of person
29:00 <Attila> don't know her, but you obviously do. 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and I, personally, have no reason to doubt it 
31:00 <Attila> I'm not fit to believe or disbelieve either way.
31:00 <Attila> so I'll just fucking shut up about that topic. 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> likewise actually
32:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not someone I like to discuss in general
33:00 <Attila> Yeah, I'll get some sleep soon. finish this beer, and then I'll load up some asmr and ZzZzZ.
34:00 <Bastardly_One> How do you get a nun pregnant?
35:00 <Bastardly_One>  Dress her up as an alter boy
36:00 <Excessive> mmmmmmmm much bettah now ............ that was 6 eggs that I fried
37:00 <Bastardly_One> pig
38:00 <Excessive> I had em plain, jus them, no bread or anythin
38:00 <Excessive> jus a bit of salt n cracked pepper
38:00 <Bastardly_One> says the man who demolished a family sized pie in under 10 mins earlier mind you
40:00 <Excessive> one of mah lil red chilli plants has a couple of lil green chillies on it now
40:00 <Bastardly_One> good shit
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm about to hit my wall shortly
41:00 <Bastardly_One> can feel it coming on 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> alright
44:00 <Excessive> ye I'mnah crash soon
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm off
44:00 <Excessive> k nite
44:00 <Bastardly_One> night
48:00 <BlackDevil> Portland, Ore., officials plan to drain millions of gallons of treated drinking water from a city reservoir after a teenager was caught on surveillance cameras taking a brazen bathroom break.
53:00 <BlackDevil> Excessive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv_L9XcdgY0
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: You've Been Taking Off Your T-shirt Wrong (Apr 16, 2014) 2:24 - Category: Science and Technology - 358,272 views - 10,504 likes (93.6%), 721 dislikes (6.4%)
51:00 <MusiciaN> hello melbourneeeeeee
52:00 <MusiciaN> thought i'd join this channel cause i haven't had enough nonsense spewed in my direction today
32:00 <Scattered> morning all
33:00 <SlutCum> fuck off
35:00 <Lumeah> lol
35:00 <Lumeah> well that is clear isn't it
37:00 <Scattered> ive been fucking all nite SlutCum
37:00 <Scattered> does that count?
37:00 <SlutCum> yeha
37:00 <SlutCum> guess so
37:00 <SlutCum> np: Remi - Sangria | Prod . Sensible J x Dutch | "F.Y.G  ACT:1"
37:00 <SlutCum> this is the shit
37:00 <SlutCum> remi
38:00 <simba> loic remy
38:00 <SlutCum> remi is the shit
39:00 <simba> i have that fucking freeview song stuck in my head
39:00 <Scattered> lol
39:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg6Wiozy4U8 
39:00 <simba> this
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Freeview - The Best Things in Life are Free - Performed by The Pearly Shells (Sep 8, 2013) 1:01 - Category: Entertainment - 27,526 views - 96 likes (95%), 5 dislikes (5%)
39:00 <simba> i like her voice tho
40:00 <SlutCum> lol
40:00 <SlutCum> that shit
40:00 <SlutCum> from the tv
40:00 <SlutCum> fucking gay shit
40:00 <Scattered> say what you really thing SlutCum
40:00 <SlutCum> u know adele
41:00 <SlutCum> she sounds like a fucking whale
41:00 <SlutCum> bleching whale
41:00 <SlutCum> belching*
41:00 <Scattered> true that
41:00 <SlutCum> fucking awful singer
41:00 <Scattered> hate her
41:00 <SlutCum> god i wanna bash her head in
41:00 <SlutCum> and her face
41:00 <SlutCum> fucking ugly mutt
41:00 <simba> i cant believe seth mcfarlane puts out big band music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UErPc5a4Tc
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Seth MacFarlane - You And I (Oct 19, 2011) 3:41 - Category: Music - 135,553 views - 888 likes (97.8%), 20 dislikes (2.2%)
41:00 <simba> i like it more than his cartoons
41:00 <Scattered> yeah but i bet you would fuck her SlutCum
41:00 <Scattered> LOL
42:00 <simba> every1 loves a big girl
42:00 <simba> they cuddle better
42:00 <SlutCum> with a paper bag
42:00 <SlutCum> fuck her in the mouth 
42:00 <SlutCum> blow my load
42:00 <SlutCum> then fuck off
42:00 <simba> would you stick your dick under the paper bag or bust a hole in it
42:00 <Scattered> 2 paper bags
42:00 <SlutCum> bust a hole
42:00 <Scattered> one each
42:00 <SlutCum> double bag
42:00 <SlutCum> lol
42:00 <Scattered> gotta double bag man
43:00 <SlutCum> yeah
43:00 <SlutCum> i reckon shes a slut
43:00 <SlutCum> i reckon she likes the cock just a bit
43:00 <Scattered> same
43:00 <Scattered> bet she loves it
43:00 <simba> its good friday right, i think god said "thou shall blaze on good friday 420 amen"
43:00 <SlutCum> nutin wrong wit that
43:00 <SlutCum> lulz
44:00 <Scattered> 420 or sluts?
44:00 <SlutCum> how good is it when u bust a nut
44:00 <Scattered> i love em both
44:00 <Scattered> its better when u bust a few nuts man
44:00 <SlutCum> lol
44:00 <SlutCum> i reckon big girls are always hornier
45:00 <SlutCum> fucking good in bed
45:00 <SlutCum> they ride your cock so hard
45:00 <Scattered> fucking oath
46:00 <Scattered> and u can ride them real hard and they dont whinge
46:00 <simba> praise the BBW god
46:00 <Scattered> true simba
46:00 <Scattered> just praise the got of sluts
47:00 <simba> i got a mad 1 4 u SlutCum
47:00 <simba> ishan sound.. they are rockin it l8ly
48:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/lLzZM5mphS0
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ishan Sound feat Ras Addis - Clash Of The Titans (Hodge Remix) (Jun 27, 2013) 5:26 - Category: People and Blogs - 2,585 views - 32 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
52:00 <simba> ReKD
52:00 <simba> Lᴇɢᴀʟɪᴢᴇ Gᴀʏ Wᴇᴇᴅʟᴇ
53:00 <BlackDevil> simba thats his type of music
53:00 <BlackDevil> the family guy music is based of them
54:00 <BlackDevil> orchestra's
55:00 <simba> yea i read hes a pianist and a vocalist trained by the niggas that trained frank and nancy sinatra
55:00 <simba> and he sounds just like that 
05:00 <Scattered> hey there omfgbbqhax
23:00 <Q{> hi princesses
24:00 <Q{> are there any princesses around at moment?
26:00 <Lumeah> yes :P
26:00 <Q{> :/
27:00 <Lumeah> :P
27:00 <Q{> u a princess, lumeah
27:00 <Lumeah> lol..
27:00 <Q{> since when?
27:00 <Lumeah> yes
27:00 <Lumeah> hahaahaaha
27:00 <Q{> dubious and suspect
27:00 <TwEEk> fuck me, took my beagle for a walk. let him of the leach - sees a roo
27:00 <Lumeah> awww can't i pretend?
28:00 <Q{> i dont buy it
28:00 <TwEEk> nek minut im running across the mountain planes trying to catch hium
28:00 <Lumeah> eeek
28:00 <Q{> oh u pretending...
28:00 <Q{> thats ok then
28:00 <Q{> lets see how good u can do it
28:00 <Q{> lets see if u can pass off as a princess
29:00 <Q{> <-- has sharp eyes, not easy to fool
29:00 <Q{> :-)
31:00 <koalabeer> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS0nzIY7vAU
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MASTERCOCK (Oct 6, 2011) 2:10 - Category: Entertainment - 5,152 views - 19 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
37:00 <Q{> so princess lumeah what are you upto today?
37:00 <Q{> u going hunting or just horse riding?
38:00 <koalabeer> Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown.
38:00 <koalabeer> If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.
38:00 <koalabeer> Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.
38:00 <koalabeer> Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they're packed vitamins,
38:00 <koalabeer> and good for you, so suck on balls.
39:00 <Q{> ur balls infested with too much maggots
39:00 <Q{> no thx
39:00 <koalabeer> yeah and your mum loves it
39:00 <Q{> ur gross koalabeer 
39:00 <Lumeah> im kinda over it for a bit
39:00 <Q{> over what?
40:00 <Lumeah> was fun tho
40:00 <Lumeah> hunting and rideing lol
40:00 <Q{> did u pick wild flowers for me today lumeah
42:00 <Q{> imagines lumeah as handsome princess in aquestrian outfit and with bows over the shoulder
43:00 <Q{> did i get the image right, lumeah and lumeah2
43:00 <Q{> there are 2 princesses
43:00 <Q{> how cool
44:00 <Q{> can i join u guys for 3sum picnic session by the river?
44:00 <Lumeah> sure
44:00 <Lumeah> ;)
45:00 <Lumeah> yeah thats what i ment ! lol
45:00 <Lumeah> lets go
45:00 <Q{> i cover myself with wild flowers u picked for me
45:00 <Lumeah> tho lumeah2 can't reply atm she's out on th back table lol
45:00 <Lumeah> awwww
45:00 <Lumeah> *on
45:00 <Lumeah> *the
46:00 <koalabeer> on her back with her legs open
48:00 <Q{> i would treat handsome princess lumeah to delicious meal to give her energy and strength prior our 3sum consummation 
49:00 <Q{> koalabeer, take it easy, ur away ahead of me
49:00 <Q{> way*
55:00 <BlackDevil> Q{
55:00 <BlackDevil> how do you pee
56:00 <Q{> http://www.smh.com.au/photogallery/entertainment/art-and-design/stroke-of-genius-20140410-36fxl.html?aggregate=&selectedImage=3
56:00 <Lumeah> standing up
56:00 <Q{> BlackDevil, i pee sitting down
57:00 <Q{> its true Lumeah, no joke
57:00 <Lumeah> poof
58:00 <Q{> its neater and more civilised
58:00 <Lumeah> dun wanna hold ya cock?
00:00 <Q{> dont want to spray all over
00:00 <Orange> `seen johninja
00:00 <prowl> Orange, I found 14 matches to your query. These are the 5 most recent ones: Rakim, grams, noworries, bees, mosquitos. Rakim ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #sydney 4 days 11 hours 18 minutes ago (14.04. 00:42) stating "Quit: " after spending 5 hours 54 minutes there.
01:00 <Q{> <-- too scared to query - show too many nicks
01:00 <Orange> `seen Q{
01:00 <prowl> Orange, if you can't see Q{ here right now, you probably need new glasses. ^_^
01:00 <Lumeah> heehee
04:00 <Orange> `seen kelvera
04:00 <Saemon> fuck
04:00 <prowl> Orange, kelvera? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember kelvera.
04:00 <Saemon> its public holiday atm
05:00 <Apples> -Excessive- [[[[[[pong]]]]]] ([email protected]) was looking for you on #melbourne 1 day 14 hours 37 minutes ago (4.16 21:27). (AustNet)
05:00 <Saemon> fuck your sarcasm and fuck your mother DemonsRun
05:00 <Saemon> shes was a whore
06:00 <DemonsRun> Comes around every year... Could have gotten food yesterday like normal people
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06:00 <Saemon> lol i joke DemonsRun
06:00 <DemonsRun> Most IGA's are open.
06:00 <Apples> `seen kelevra
06:00 <prowl> Apples, Kelevra ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #sydney 4 days 21 hours 11 minutes ago (13.04. 14:54) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 1 hour 26 minutes there.
06:00 <Saemon> nah i didnt want to go experience the mad rush yesterday
06:00 <Saemon> at the suops
06:00 <Saemon> shop
07:00 <Saemon> i guess its servo food for dinner today
07:00 <Saemon> curry meat pies n sausage rolls
08:00 <Apples> Some foodworks are open Saemon
18:00 <Saemon> yoyoyo
18:00 <Q{> `seen BigGina
18:00 <prowl> Q{, I don't remember seeing BigGina.
18:00 <Saemon> saemon in a house so yall women take of yo blouse im da stud and i'll steal ya from yo spouse
19:00 <Q{> prowl, BigGina = Saemon 
19:00 <Saemon> freestyle rap repreZEnt!
20:00 <Saemon> who the hell is biggina
40:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B6FkBqkZ1g
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ego - The Crazy Things We Do Official Music Video (Dancing Gorillas) (Sep 24, 2010) 3:45 - Category: Music - 1,728,654 views - 6,268 likes (92.7%), 491 dislikes (7.3%)
42:00 <Q{> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1f/DaddyandTheMuscle.jpg
52:00 <Q{> http://www.tomoffinlandfoundation.org/foundation/Events/images_2013/ev_2013_09_08_ICA_Timber_2.jpg
55:00 <Q{> http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/Tom%20of%20Finland.jpg
56:00 <Q{> i better stop before the ladies go wild
56:00 <Q{> http://tomoffinlandfoundation.org/foundation/Events/images_2011/ev_2011_12_31_Lexander_Jones.jpg
58:00 <MusiciaN> what the heck
59:00 <Q{> wth where
00:00 <MusiciaN> that last one was a bit naff
00:00 <MusiciaN> her hand looked like a claw and her arm was too short
01:00 <Q{> its for the small gun
03:00 <beehhh> so you wait
07:00 <beehhh> bad deed with bad woman
09:00 <Q{> http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/345601/slide_345601_3618739_free.jpg
15:00 <beehhh> women scores the big dick bloke despite their nationalities
16:00 <Q{> who bath in smokes?
17:00 <Q{> to get the aromic woody fragrant
25:00 <beehhh> i m a cd
25:00 <BlackDevil> beehhh
25:00 <BlackDevil> simba is into trannies
26:00 <mr_ducati> lol
27:00 <Apples> simba
29:00 <Bastardly_One> a CD now?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd be the ugliest crossdresser known to man 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> A man has gone to hospital after a bizarre sex game went wrong leaving him with 6 toy horses stuck up his arse. Doctors have described his condition as stable
33:00 <Bastardly_One> (haw haw haw)
36:00 <Apples> LOLOLOLOL
37:00 <Bastardly_One> what can I say? I am comic genius
42:00 <Saemon> omg Bastardly_One i thought Gabriel really came back
43:00 <Saemon> i freaked out big time when cas saw casa erotica appear on his tv screen
43:00 <Saemon> turns out it all all fake :~(
43:00 <beehhh> cd=cutdick
43:00 <beehhh> but im cicumsized dick
44:00 <beehhh> simba will sponsor norell back to aussie
44:00 <Bomber_Turd> "Good" Friday like fuck, you cant even find a shop open for a coffee or lunch
44:00 <bored_biATCHHH> lolssss
45:00 <beehhh> tuna macaroni with boiled eggs and peas
45:00 <beehhh> peapeapeapea
45:00 <Bomber_Turd> do u cunts eat meat today???
46:00 <Saemon> Bomber_Turd fucken make your own coffee and have ur lunch at home you decadent fuck
46:00 <Bastardly_One> personally no 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's more because of how my mind works
46:00 <beehhh> im having strawberry wine right now petervella delicious red
46:00 <beehhh> raspberry and red grapes
46:00 <Bomber_Turd> Saemon get fucked, i want some cretin who cant get a real job making me a coffee and foccacia
46:00 <Bastardly_One> those who don't do it for religious reasons are a bit fucked
47:00 <beehhh> lots of goodness inside
47:00 <Saemon> define 'real job;
47:00 <Bastardly_One> as if Jesus cares if you eat some meat and a bit of chocolate
47:00 <Bomber_Turd> im have an eye fillet steak
47:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd be more interested in the fact if you practice Christanity or not I'd think
47:00 <Bomber_Turd> lol Bastardly_One
47:00 <beehhh> might cook beef feet soup soon
47:00 <Bomber_Turd> jesus was a sinner
47:00 <Bastardly_One> not if you are having a bit of a feed
47:00 <Saemon> if u do a task and u get paid for it
47:00 <Saemon> its a job
47:00 <beehhh> sexy cow leg
47:00 <Bomber_Turd> yet the church preach to us like he was some saint
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus married a hooker
47:00 <Saemon> get off your fucken high horse
48:00 <Bomber_Turd> Saemon get off centrelink
48:00 <Bastardly_One> what can you say? your deity fucked HOOKERS cunt!
48:00 <Saemon> no Bomber_Turd
48:00 <Bomber_Turd> get a job
48:00 <beehhh> beef bone soup
48:00 <Saemon> i like leeching of your taxmoney
48:00 <Bomber_Turd> im sick of my taxes going to cunts like u
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he can't get a job
48:00 <MusiciaN>  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 
48:00 <Saemon> too bad
48:00 <Saemon> this is australia
48:00 <Saemon> the system is here
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and he won't further his "skills" either 
48:00 <beehhh> with celery n carrot n parsley
48:00 <Saemon> dont like it? leave.
48:00 <Saemon> like it or leave.
48:00 <beehhh> minestrone
48:00 <Bomber_Turd> hahaha u wont be abusing it for much longer Saemon
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate lazy little fat cunts like him
48:00 <Bomber_Turd> work for the dole is coming :P
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Abbott is gonna rape your arse hard
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and not Howard style work for the dole
49:00 <Bomber_Turd> Abbott is a great PM
49:00 <Saemon> pfffft
49:00 <Saemon> theres ways to go around that
49:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr5eeaknirQ
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: dancing cow (Oct 25, 2006) 0:31 - Category: Music - 447,012 views - 495 likes (86.2%), 79 dislikes (13.8%)
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Abbott is gonna make you pick up garbage from the side of a road
49:00 <Saemon> disability certificate etc
49:00 <Bastardly_One> like an American convict
49:00 <Bomber_Turd> you weak cunts on disibility will get fucked over 
49:00 <MusiciaN> yeah go to another rich country wich has worse payed disability pensions
49:00 <Bastardly_One> OI!
49:00 <Saemon> i can be exempt
49:00 <MusiciaN> oh wait, there isn't any
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on a DSP
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and they can't touch me 
49:00 <beehhh> but money is given
49:00 <beehhh> fairdeal
50:00 <Bomber_Turd> dsp is about to face huge changes :P
50:00 <Saemon> like i said, this is australia, we have the welfare system. dont like it Bomber_Turd? then fuck right off to america or something.
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not mentally ill ... I'm physically ill
50:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1397792973767.gif
50:00 <Bomber_Turd> you cunts are all fucked
50:00 <Saemon> assimilate or fuck off
50:00 <beehhh> women are all haters
50:00 <MusiciaN> you can be both Bastardly_One
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm actually on the DSP for both a mental and a physical condition
50:00 <beehhh> they only think of breeding aliens 
50:00 <Bomber_Turd> i will lol @ u Saemon when u have no benefits
50:00 <beehhh> like we have new planets here
50:00 <Bastardly_One> but the physical condition makes a lot of jobs except admin too hard
50:00 <beehhh> bitches
51:00 <MusiciaN> https://global3.memecdn.com/sarah-jessica-parker-with-google-glass_o_1522301.jpg
51:00 <Saemon> lol same here Bastardly_One
51:00 <Bomber_Turd> changes are coming Bastardly_One
51:00 <beehhh> why women gives man so much stress
51:00 <Bastardly_One> MusiciaN, I do man 
51:00 <Bomber_Turd> it wont be so easy for u soon
51:00 <Saemon> Bomber_Turd hows it feel? to know ppl are living off your hard earned tax money
51:00 <Saemon> for doin shit all
51:00 <Saemon> lol
51:00 <mr_ducati> behhhh should be perm banned for life
51:00 <Saemon> u angry mate?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Bomber_Turd, are you listening? That won't apply to me
51:00 <Saemon> be angry n bitter
51:00 <mr_ducati> and sent to mars.
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm not a lazy cunt like the crippled
51:00 <Saemon> i use your taxpayer money on strippers
51:00 <beehhh> mr_ducati is his mummy's bitch arent you
52:00 <Bomber_Turd> you think it wont apply, changes are coming can u not grasp the concept "changes"
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I do shit, like go to school and crap
52:00 <beehhh> eat pussy mr_ducati
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I know it won't affect me idiot 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> My doctors and I have already been through the possible changes
52:00 <Bomber_Turd> how can u idiot when u dont know all the changes 
52:00 <Bomber_Turd> fuckig moron
52:00 <beehhh> i got your missing skin here 
52:00 <Bomber_Turd> no surprise you were hacked
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I said possible changes
52:00 <Bastardly_One> for fuck sake 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that 
52:00 <MusiciaN> changes aka, disability will get paid more of your taxes than ever
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I finally know how that happened
52:00 <Bomber_Turd> <Bastardly_One> I know it won't affect me idiot 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> so fucking stupid of me 
53:00 <MusiciaN> and then they'll increase the retirement age to make you work longer to pay for more taxes
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I worded that wrong 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you knew what I meant
53:00 <Bastardly_One> after I elaborated
53:00 <Bomber_Turd> i did?
53:00 <Bomber_Turd> mental illness will be taken of the dsp list
53:00 <MusiciaN> don't give him that much credit
53:00 <beehhh> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t31/1932709_260863440753347_927521947_o.jpg
53:00 <MusiciaN> he's an idiot
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I said the possible changes
53:00 <Bomber_Turd> u did not
54:00 <Bastardly_One> [13:52] <Bastardly_One> My doctors and I have already been through the possible changes
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I did 
54:00 <MusiciaN> there is no dsp list
54:00 <MusiciaN> you're making shit up
54:00 <mr_ducati> behhh was abused by daddy as a child
54:00 <Bastardly_One> he isn't kind of 
54:00 <MusiciaN> if you get 2 doctors and a specialist to say you can't work there is nothing centerlink can do but give you the dsp for anything
54:00 <Bastardly_One> not actually true anymore 
55:00 <Bomber_Turd> nice little edit
55:00 <Bastardly_One> nice little edit 
55:00 <MusiciaN> bullshit, i just saw it be the case 2 months ago
55:00 <beehhh> my dad used to belt me so was me mum
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ask someone else to scroll up and cut and paste then 
55:00 <MusiciaN> 6weeks actually
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah? for what the arsehole?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I know of people heaps worse than I that can't get it no matter how hard they try
55:00 <Saemon> im on dsp for mental illness and physical disability
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and the WftD thing is gonna kill them
55:00 <beehhh> mr_ducati was dressed as a woman by his mother
55:00 <Bomber_Turd> beehhh obviously not enough of a belting
56:00 <Saemon> 1. anxiety, depression, agoraphobia
56:00 <Saemon> 2. i have no legs.
56:00 <Saemon> govt cant touch me
56:00 <Saemon> cant force me too work
56:00 <Bastardly_One> if you have agrophobia you'd know how to spell i 
56:00 <Bomber_Turd> Saemon say goodbye to the benefits lollllllllllllllllllllllll
56:00 <Serenity> IF 2 doctors and teh specialist tell them the info thats the same as the guildlines they have
56:00 <Serenity> if its not the same the drs can say what they want you wont get shit
56:00 <Saemon> agoraphobia*
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and bullshit wheels
56:00 <Bomber_Turd> the easy ride for u cunts is over
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd love you to live in my mind daily
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and say it's an easy ride
57:00 <Serenity> you're not agoraphobic
57:00 <Serenity> shut up
57:00 <Bastardly_One> even when the medication is doing it's stuff
57:00 <Saemon> yeah i am i am scared to go out to places
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, he's no more agrophobic than I am quiet
57:00 <beehhh> new xmen has a time machine
57:00 <Serenity> no you arent
57:00 <Saemon> im in my home most of the time
57:00 <Saemon> if im not, then how do u explain me being on here all the time
57:00 <Serenity> your simplistic description of it proves you arent anything
57:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of going out 
57:00 <Saemon> active at ungodly hours
58:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsjtg7m1MMM
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: X-Men: Days of Future Past | Official Trailer 3 [HD] | 20th Century FOX (Apr 15, 2014) 2:42 - Category: Film and Animation - 7,047,270 views - 29,657 likes (96.5%), 1,085 dislikes (3.5%)
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to lug my PS3 halfway across town just because I said I would the other day
58:00 <Serenity> my explaination is you're a loser basically
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and I just realised it's Sunday timetables and I'm walking most of it 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> c u n t e d
58:00 <Bomber_Turd> Bastardly_One you are weak, illness of the mind is for the weak
59:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yes ignorant person that's clearly never "been there"
59:00 <[Maverick]> is this My First Doctors Practise or something 
59:00 <Bomber_Turd> blaming your lifes failings on mental illness is a cop out
59:00 <beehhh> technology provides education
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you sound like my brother in law
59:00 <Bomber_Turd> your brother in law sounds like a good bloke
59:00 <beehhh> there is no hope remaining for me but my knowledge i could reuse it
59:00 <[Maverick]> :O 
59:00 <[Maverick]> HAI 
00:00 <Serenity> heyo
00:00 <Bastardly_One> really? everyone except his partner thinks he's a cunt
00:00 <Saemon> didint he kick u out of his house Bastardly_One? cuz u were mooching of your sister, his wife?
01:00 <Bomber_Turd> you dont like him because he can see through your act   
02:00 <Serenity> imo mental illness isnt an excuse for lives failures. it can make things exceptionally hard though but its not an excuse
02:00 <Bomber_Turd> get off dsp get a job
02:00 <Serenity> nor is it something for the weak minded
02:00 <[Maverick]> yup
02:00 <Serenity> however the weak may just use it as an excuse to give up
02:00 <Bastardly_One> actually fuckwit I moved ... overdue move but I could still be there if I needed to be wheels
02:00 <Bomber_Turd> lmfao
02:00 <Bomber_Turd> your sister kicked u out
02:00 <Saemon> rofl Bastardly_One
02:00 <Bomber_Turd> leech
02:00 <Bastardly_One> well, considering I tried to handle it by myself for 35 yrs before I gave in 
03:00 <Saemon> her husband did Bomber_Turd
03:00 <Saemon> and i guess
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I tried ... and yeah?
03:00 <Saemon> she chose her husbands side over her older bro
03:00 <Bastardly_One> he's right here dickhead
03:00 <Bastardly_One> so is she, so are the kids
03:00 <Bomber_Turd> good choice
03:00 <beehhh> im going back to the future
03:00 <Bomber_Turd> she knows he is a waste of oxygen
03:00 <Saemon> its funny isnt it? he's the big brother, if anything, she should be the one getting help or something from him
04:00 <Bastardly_One> they dropped in 15 mins ago for something to do ... and the kids are currently being Gestapo on my housemate the poor cunt
04:00 <Bastardly_One> they're like asking him his life story
04:00 <Bomber_Turd> she is visiting you and you are on irc?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> they wanted to know if I wanted to go bushwalking with them 
04:00 <beehhh> i have norell now
04:00 <Bomber_Turd> you really do talk shit
04:00 <Saemon> ^
04:00 <Saemon> ^^
04:00 <Saemon> ^^^
04:00 <Saemon> rofl
04:00 <Bomber_Turd> lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> course I am idiot ... you'd know
05:00 <Bomber_Turd> why dont u go, hopefully u will get lost and die
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you will never get that lucky 
05:00 <Bomber_Turd> leave your phone home
05:00 <Saemon> wats a man your age doing wearing a nose ring anyway Bastardly_One?
05:00 <Serenity> i find that getting along with people and living with them is a whole new realm
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and because it's wet
05:00 <Saemon> mid life crisis?
05:00 <Bomber_Turd> Serenity yes it is
05:00 <Serenity> ive got people i love. but id never live with them
05:00 <Serenity> urgh
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeh Serenity and they're two different concepts
06:00 <beehhh> kitty meow
06:00 <Bastardly_One> precisely ... 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> My brother in law get on famously ... when not under the same roof
06:00 <Bomber_Turd> im not a big fan of people
06:00 <mr_ducati> beehh watches star trek on mars
06:00 <beehhh> u still think of your ex wife admit it?
06:00 <Saemon> i can never live with anyone else i think, because i need my own personal space to do my own shit my own way and not be judged for it
07:00 <mr_ducati> i only think of ur mum swallowing..
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you mean you're a fucking gluttonous and probably greasy chat
07:00 <Bastardly_One> so living with people would be hard because you have no social skills whatsoever
07:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QLd1QLkMcM
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: X-Men: Days of Future Past | Official UK Trailer #3 HD | 2014 (This video contains content not available in your country.) - - -
07:00 <Saemon> so what if i eat alot, at least i dont look like an aids patient/skelatore
08:00 <Saemon> like you b1
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I love people who try to "diss" and they can't spell 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> makes them look that little bit more retarded
08:00 <Pyro-> oh, so i see everything is running normally here
08:00 <Saemon> ooh got no comeback
08:00 <Bastardly_One> *Skeletor
08:00 <Saemon> so now he resorts to nitpicking
08:00 <Saemon> on grammer
08:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently Pyro- ... afternoon
08:00 <Bastardly_One> *grammar
08:00 <Saemon> in regards to a fictional character
09:00 <Pyro-> and spelling ins't grammar
09:00 <Bastardly_One> *isn't 
09:00 <Pyro-> and i can;t type
09:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
09:00 <Bastardly_One> can't 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
09:00 <Bomber_Turd> Bastardly_One isnt it time to take your medication?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and correct, it's not grammar
09:00 <Saemon> u dont need social skills to live with another person
09:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh m8 ... later on 
09:00 <Saemon> cuz oyur not socialising
09:00 <Saemon> its not like you're dating
09:00 <Bomber_Turd> take the whole fucking bottle and drink a bottle of scotch
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you need social skills to live with someone else you fucking idiot
09:00 <Bomber_Turd> do the world a favour
09:00 <Serenity> i know this is making your dicks tingle having a friend to back each of you up right now
09:00 <Serenity> but give it a rest
09:00 <Pyro-> i want a bottle of scotch
10:00 <Saemon> your just eating anf sleeping under a roof
10:00 <Pyro-> fuckin bad friday
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you have to communicate with them idiot
10:00 <Serenity> i dont want to sit here watching Bastardly_One get owned all afternoon
10:00 <Bomber_Turd> Serenity u make my dick tingle
10:00 <Pyro-> nothing open
10:00 <Serenity> promise?
10:00 <Bomber_Turd> yes
10:00 <Serenity> cool
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Serenity ... who's backing me up?
10:00 <Saemon> yeah communicating is different
10:00 <Bomber_Turd> just seeing your name does it
10:00 <Saemon> than 'befriending'
10:00 <Serenity> no ones backing you up
10:00 <Serenity> im not talking to you
10:00 <Bastardly_One> as for wheels he's like that annoying kid at school who only butts in when someone else starts
10:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One thats your problem, u think u need to become BFF's with your housemates
11:00 <Bastardly_One> trying to be "cool"
11:00 <CannibalClown> LOOOOL
11:00 <Pyro-> i don't see no wheels
11:00 <beehhh> you were afraid i remember
11:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckwit, you can't walk around a place not communicating with someone 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish I could ... but that's another story
11:00 <Serenity> sure you can
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I wish 
11:00 <Saemon> <Serenity> i dont want to sit here watching Bastardly_One get owned all afternoon
11:00 <Saemon> lol
11:00 <Pyro-> i do that plenty of times
11:00 <Pyro-> only communicate if need to know something
11:00 <Saemon> see, even Serenity says you're gettin ownt atm Bastardly_One
12:00 <Saemon> owntage!!!
12:00 <CannibalClown> hahaha get owned all day
12:00 <Serenity> STOP USING OWNT
12:00 <Serenity> ITS NOT A THING
12:00 <Serenity> fucks sake
12:00 <Pyro-> you're not a thing...
12:00 <Serenity> go hang out with your bread
12:00 <Pyro-> fo fuck's sake :P
12:00 <Pyro-> bread was cool man.. he knew how to party
12:00 <Serenity> hahaha
12:00 <Serenity> where were you? looked like a pub table
13:00 <Pyro-> yeah.. down at the local
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeh Pyro- ... that's kind of what I mean ... you need to be able to actually commnunicate ... unlike semen who makes a Golden Book look like an indepth educational manual
13:00 <Bastardly_One> or something 
13:00 <Serenity> with a loaf of bread
13:00 <Serenity> lol
13:00 <Pyro-> wasn't even my bread  :(
13:00 <Bomber_Turd> in reality it not that hard to 0wn a moron
13:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One i can communicate
13:00 <Pyro-> i didn't take the photo either.. my elbow in the photo
13:00 <CannibalClown> hahahahahaha *12:13:15 PM* <holybob> fuck off faggot, if ur chatting to bored-Biatch fuck off, shes mine!
13:00 <Saemon> wth do u think im doin right now?
13:00 <Pyro-> but i dressed him up :(
13:00 <Pyro-> :D  <--
13:00 <Saemon> u can communicate and keep it polite and professional
13:00 <Pyro-> can't even emoticon properly
14:00 <Serenity> hahah
14:00 <Saemon> no need to become friends
14:00 <Saemon> thats where socialiasing comes into play
14:00 <Saemon> like me and my neighbor, i communicate to him when i see him by saying hello and nodding 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> they must be working down the list
14:00 <Saemon> thats all u need to do
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I just got that pm too
14:00 <Serenity> Saemon
14:00 <Saemon> i have no desire to 'socialise' and 'fraternize' with him
15:00 <Serenity> why are YOU giving people life advise
15:00 <Bastardly_One> actually, for this city my neighbours could be considered rude 
15:00 <Saemon> it gets awkward when dealing with neighbors
15:00 <Bomber_Turd> he can advise on what he would like in lif
15:00 <Bomber_Turd> e
15:00 <Saemon> like u dont know when u cross the line and become too friendly
15:00 <Bomber_Turd> it does when u have no social skills
16:00 <Serenity> shut uuuuuuuuuup
16:00 <Saemon> cuz that will then make them feel free to begin to bother you
16:00 <Saemon> and ask to burrow shit
16:00 <Saemon> etc
16:00 <Bastardly_One> poor holybob 
16:00 <Bomber_Turd> Serenity this is the best convo ive seen in here in weeks
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and I see why CannibalClown and I got it now 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> funny
16:00 <Bomber_Turd> Bastardly_One element says hello :P
17:00 <CannibalClown> lol
17:00 <Serenity> i hate watching Saemon give advise on shit he has no idea about
17:00 <Serenity> where is element
17:00 <Serenity> i miss him
17:00 <Bomber_Turd> if he speaks abouth things he knows about we will never hear from him again
17:00 <CannibalClown> good
17:00 <Bomber_Turd> he is here 
17:00 <Saemon> so u gotta maintain balance of friendlyness and distance, so theres like the unspoken message of "yes i am a nice person, i dont mind, but im not friends enough with you for you to come bother me and ask me for favours n stuff"
17:00 <[Maverick]> 18:04][12:14:14:pm] <holybob>  fuck off faggot,  if ur chatting to bored-Biatch  fuck off, shes mine!
18:00 <CannibalClown> Saemon fuck up
18:00 <Q{> chat up guys
18:00 <Serenity> i know hes here hes always here but he usually joins with another nick to talk with
19:00 <Pyro-> me mate bread --> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1966928_10202784449025410_5606696846971204563_n.jpg
19:00 <[Maverick]> snip goes the shears 
19:00 <Saemon> Serenity i do have experience in what im talking about
19:00 <[Maverick]> snip snip snip 
19:00 <Saemon> one of my old neighbors
19:00 <Bastardly_One> did you get the second bit though?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> [14:14] <holybob> lay off, im very paranoid
19:00 <Saemon> got too friendly and nice to him
19:00 <Serenity> no you dont you socially awkward snail
19:00 <Bomber_Turd> Saemon shut uo
19:00 <CannibalClown> no you dont shut up
19:00 <Saemon> one night he asked me to let his friends crash in my lounge
20:00 <CannibalClown> SHUT UP
20:00 <Saemon> after a party he had, cuz hes place as full
20:00 <Bomber_Turd> u have no friends
20:00 <Saemon> i was like wth, the freaken audacity
20:00 <CannibalClown> he's doin that typing paragraphs while not reading anything
20:00 <Bomber_Turd> Saemon should move in with Bastardly_One 
20:00 <[Maverick]> what does the fork say to the knife... cmon... chop chop 
20:00 <Saemon> sorry my eyes have to remain on my hands and keyboard when i type
20:00 <Saemon> so when i reply it may seem abit behind
21:00 <CannibalClown> now that theyre here
21:00 <CannibalClown> shut up
21:00 <Saemon> hehe oh yew canonballclown stop bein silly 
21:00 <Saemon> man easter
21:00 <CannibalClown> no seriously noone believes anything you say so just stop
21:00 <Saemon> its so fast
21:00 <CannibalClown> and leave
21:00 <CannibalClown> forever
23:00 <Saemon> <Bomber_Turd> u have no friends
23:00 <Saemon> johninja is my friend
23:00 <Bomber_Turd> lmfaooooooooooooooooooooo
23:00 <Bomber_Turd> another cretin on centrelink
24:00 <Serenity> hey hey johns a good guy
24:00 <Saemon> ok what do u do Bomber_Turd?
24:00 <Bomber_Turd> lol
24:00 <Saemon> what job do u have?
24:00 <Saemon> Serenity i know, thats why i call him a friend
24:00 <Bomber_Turd> i run my own business
24:00 <Saemon> what sort of business is it?
24:00 <couleurs> HeY LoSeRs
24:00 <Bomber_Turd> a very profitable one
25:00 <Bomber_Turd> thats all u need to know
25:00 <Saemon> stop being so vague, unless you're actually ashamed of it
25:00 <Saemon> lol
25:00 <beehhh> we wasted time on here all these years
25:00 <Bomber_Turd> im not giving out personal info
25:00 <Saemon> if its something to be proud off, tell it
25:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt tell you losers my business info either
25:00 <Bomber_Turd> :P
25:00 <Saemon> ok just tell what industry this so called "business" of yours is in
25:00 <beehhh> was this worth the trial, was this worth the waiting
26:00 <Saemon> no need to give me the name of your business
26:00 <Bomber_Turd> construction
26:00 <Saemon> ic
26:00 <Bomber_Turd> Kelevra hello
26:00 <Bastardly_One> good timing Mel
26:00 <Saemon> oooo r u scared im gona find out ur address now??
26:00 <beehhh> you'd never understand me but I do understand you very well
26:00 <Saemon> cuz u told me u r in construction?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Saemon was just telling us how him and John are best mates
26:00 <Kelevra> Huh
26:00 <Serenity> you're being obtuse Saemon
27:00 <Serenity> stop it
27:00 <Saemon> yes johninja and i are mates
27:00 <Bomber_Turd> they say losers stick together
27:00 <Saemon> we first bonded over battle rapping
27:00 <beehhh> norell is my ts girl
27:00 <Saemon> even ask him when he's here
27:00 <Bastardly_One> he's kind of here right now 
28:00 <beehhh> she wants to cut her dick n have a boob surgery what astupid bitch
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and brb ... I'm seeing the tribe out 
28:00 <Saemon> ok but yeah ask him when he's here under his right nickname
28:00 <Bastardly_One> My housemate is apparently boring now he has nothing left for the girls to question him on and they're off on their bushwalk
28:00 <Saemon> cool story bro, whens robocop gona show up?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, fuck you really are slow in the head aren't you?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Mel and John are together dick
29:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
29:00 <Serenity> mm mint hot chocolate
29:00 <beehhh> last nite she cooked chicken curry for me with coconut milk and sugar
29:00 <Saemon> wth
29:00 <Saemon> whose mel
29:00 <beehhh> typical malay
30:00 <beehhh> love bites all over my neck
30:00 <Bastardly_One> beehhh
30:00 <Saemon> wth
30:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu
30:00 <Saemon> hows glee gona work now
30:00 <Saemon> now that they are out of highschool
30:00 <Bomber_Turd> gotta go eat lunch
31:00 <Saemon> hope u choke on it
31:00 <Bomber_Turd> hope u get a job
31:00 <[Maverick]> hope u die
31:00 <[Maverick]> sorry 
31:00 <[Maverick]> not sorry 
31:00 <Bomber_Turd> im a day closer every day
31:00 <beehhh> i died and reborn as a gayder
31:00 <Saemon> and stop using your hardearned taxpayer money on hookers Bomber_Turd?
31:00 <Saemon> i think not.
31:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1397793898215.jpg
32:00 <beehhh> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10153145_269882206518137_1592806562891392091_n.jpg
33:00 <beehhh> i used to be straight
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yes BlackDevil it's a parade of models' tits ... boring ... where's the tasty ones I approve of?
34:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One would you have any moral qualms about sleeping with an 18 yr old chick?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ this FB convo ... this weather chick on WIN News must have a big fanclub ... she's not that special IMO
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I would 
35:00 <Serenity> not enough scrotum for you?>
35:00 <Saemon> why Bastardly_One?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> what? Oh ... haw haw
35:00 <Saemon> shes 18 its not against the law
35:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I think them generic Serenity
36:00 <Bastardly_One> think them?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> find them generic
36:00 <Serenity> just because its not against the law doesnt mean its not morally bankrupt Saemon
36:00 <Saemon> go tell the cops, i've just fucked this chick, shes 18
36:00 <Serenity> 18 is a child compared to 44
36:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
36:00 <Saemon> they will laugh at you and be like ".....and what? shes an adult'
36:00 <beehhh> i actually dont like female
36:00 <Serenity> now Saemon is making excuses for being attracted to children
36:00 <Serenity> ugh
36:00 <beehhh> never have
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I think 30ish is pushing it at my age
37:00 <Saemon> what no im not
37:00 <Bastardly_One> so 18 is like a baby you trolling tard
37:00 <beehhh> we dont ask and you dont tell
37:00 <Serenity> pretty sure Bastardly_One has a kid older than 18
37:00 <Serenity> thats fucking sick
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I sure do 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 yrs older than that
37:00 <Serenity> you are never allowed to sleep with anyone younger than your kids
38:00 <Saemon> wow you've changed Bastardly_One
38:00 <Saemon> i could swear the first few times ive met you
38:00 <beehhh> my gf is 25 and a transvestite
38:00 <Bastardly_One> the turd would come running and put me in hospital if I did that himself
38:00 <Bastardly_One> then fuck her himself 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> he thinks he's a ladies man 
38:00 <Saemon> u were talking about chicks alot younger than u 
38:00 <Saemon> dont u like paige?
38:00 <Saemon> shes younger than your son
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and and a few years too young for you IMO beehhh
39:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a difference between liking someone on a television show and wanting to fuck them idiot
39:00 <beehhh> i like trannies
39:00 <Bastardly_One> 30+ and even then 30 is a bit young
40:00 <Bastardly_One> wb Mel
40:00 <Bastardly_One> hai Mew
40:00 <Bass`Babe85> Ty
40:00 <Mew> gday b1
40:00 <beehhh> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t31/1932709_260863440753347_927521947_o.jpg
40:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One remember when u are hitting on renee?
40:00 <Serenity> i like lots of actors doesnt mean i want to fuck them
40:00 <Bastardly_One> guess who was actually in Melbourne the other day? the other new mum ... Chev
40:00 <Serenity> fuck you're so awkward
40:00 <Saemon> shes like 20 or something
40:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG he's getting annoying
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I see what everyone else sees when you take notice of him
41:00 <beehhh> she a small 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I switch off but right now I wanna slap him
41:00 <Saemon> is that just because you already have a partner though sezz?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, you'd do some of the older ones?
41:00 <Serenity> no
42:00 <Serenity> it is not
42:00 <Saemon> oh
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh that's Maurice that'd do Sean Connery
42:00 <Bastardly_One> not you
42:00 <Serenity> its because you can like actors without wanting to fuck them you desperate blob
42:00 <beehhh> actors will refuse it
42:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
42:00 <Saemon> yeah but im single so its ok if i want to fuck them i guess
42:00 <Serenity> id never fuck anyone more than 5 years older than me tbh
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet he sit there watching WWE Divas rubbing himself
42:00 <Saemon> wow really? not even jason statham?
43:00 <Serenity> its ok for partnered people to want to fuck people too. its called being human
43:00 <Serenity> you just.. dont
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I admit to doing an "old lady" when I was 30
43:00 <beehhh> norell and i have 13year age gap
43:00 <Bastardly_One> she was like 48
43:00 <beehhh> so caring tranny
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that was ... different
43:00 <Saemon> i would totally do ladies more than 5 yrs older than me
43:00 <Saemon> oh gof
43:00 <Mew> thats not that bad
43:00 <Saemon> god*
43:00 <Saemon> there are heaps
43:00 <beehhh> otherday she held my arm and cried like a baby
43:00 <Serenity> great beehhh is fucking a 13 year old
43:00 <beehhh> pillows were all wet
43:00 <Saemon> one of my major fantasies is a milf fantasy
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it was though Mew ... was bound for disaster
44:00 <beehhh> i cried with her
44:00 <Mew> maybe you just got a dud
44:00 <Saemon> older mature ladies but who are still in good shape, like desperate housewives type
44:00 <Mew> theres some fit nearly 50s out there
44:00 <Saemon> Mew wow you're still alive
44:00 <beehhh> i dont understand women
44:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I got a mellow linguistics professor and I'm not really mellow or grown up am I?
44:00 <Serenity> id never fuck someone younger either
44:00 <Bastardly_One> well, everyone is younger than I am 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> so younger I would :P
45:00 <beehhh> *take from
45:00 <Saemon> i totally would fuck younger chicks
45:00 <Saemon> but im aguy
45:00 <Saemon> thats normal
45:00 <Mew> doesnt it depend on the person?
45:00 <Saemon> when im 44, i would be a legend if i could score with a 25 yr old chick
45:00 <Mew> what if it was a really ugly dumb annoying younger chick? but there was a cool attractive chick older than you
45:00 <Serenity> but you never will
45:00 <Mew> you'd go for the good one right?
45:00 <Saemon> who wouldnt want too
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I don't like about my gender ... you honestly think like that 
45:00 <Saemon> honestly
45:00 <beehhh> i might have to make babies for our gay adoption
45:00 <Saemon> ask every guy
46:00 <Saemon> u get older, but u are still attractive to beautiful women in their sexual prime
46:00 <beehhh> Mew looks healthy
46:00 <Saemon> which is in thier mid 20s
46:00 <Serenity> im going to vomit up my mint hot chocolate
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm going to vomit my bile
46:00 <Bastardly_One> as I have no food in my stomach yet
46:00 <Saemon> u get older, but u are still attracted** to beautiful women in their sexual prime
46:00 <beehhh> cupid
47:00 <beehhh> trannies are actually female
47:00 <Bastardly_One> this is why females think so shitty on males in general 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> people like you wheels
47:00 <Saemon> when im 44 doesnt mean im only going to be restricted to being attracted to another fellow 44 yr old wrinkly old woman
47:00 <Saemon> fuck that
47:00 <beehhh> when you say fuck you to them they thank you
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and why most males shit me ... totally about conquest and bullshit one upmanship
48:00 <Bastardly_One> beehhh, my ladyboi m8 wouldn't say thank you ... she'd tell you how shit you were *lol*
48:00 <beehhh> adding to Saemon's comment to wank at the mirror
48:00 <Serenity> youre not rich or good looking Saemon
48:00 <Serenity> so you dont have to worry about 25 year olds fucking you
48:00 <Serenity> cause it wont happen
49:00 <Bastardly_One> even if he was ... he's open his mouth
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and you can't fix stupid
49:00 <Bastardly_One> so he'd be shit out of luck
49:00 <beehhh> igo see her everynite and we sleep in bed
50:00 <Saemon> <Mew> what if it was a really ugly dumb annoying younger chick? but there was a cool attractive chick older than you
50:00 <Saemon> then i would go for the older chick 
51:00 <Saemon> ive liked both younger and older chicks
52:00 <Saemon> but one think i dont like in women is heavy crows feet on their side of their eyes
52:00 <Saemon> thats a turn off for me
52:00 <Saemon> huge
52:00 <Saemon> so i guess women over 40 wont really have much of a chance with me 
52:00 <Saemon> hehe
53:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what got me totally on the older woman when I was a lot younger
53:00 <Saemon> unless she botoxes that shit
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I love intelligent women
53:00 <Saemon> wtf Bass`Babe85
53:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One*
53:00 <Saemon> ur weird
53:00 <Apples> Bass`Babe85, where is johninja?
53:00 <Saemon> how does crows feet = intelligence?
53:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> these older women can botox their heads. dont worry you can give your brain a chemical lobotomy in exchange
54:00 <Saemon> it just means she was out in the sun too much too long
54:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you're an idiot
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I like a mind, regardless of the age
54:00 <Serenity> jesus chrisssssst
54:00 <Bastardly_One> he *has* to be ... has to be trolling
54:00 <BuLL> so... good to see this place is pretty much as I left it
54:00 <beehhh> Bass`Babe85 hates me cause im gay
54:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> no, he's naive
54:00 <Bastardly_One> even I read better than that when not reading Serenity
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I was just wondering where Pandas has been too
55:00 <Bastardly_One> speak of the Devil
55:00 <Saemon> i like intelliget women too
55:00 <Saemon> but the modest ones
55:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> nearly every intelligent woman hides it Saemon 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> intelligent to you is Barbie
55:00 <Bastardly_One> now fuck up
55:00 <Saemon> not the one who condecends u for not being as smart as they are
55:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> i doubt you'd ever discover it
55:00 <Saemon> n be a bitch about it
55:00 <Saemon> n shit
55:00 <Saemon> ugh
55:00 <Saemon> renee
55:00 <ZeroDistance> stayin at the beach
56:00 <ZeroDistance> xD
56:00 <Lumeah> Hey :) 
56:00 <Saemon> actually renee wasnt intelligent, she was just pretentious
56:00 <SlutCum> i wish all this royal shit would fuck off
56:00 <Serenity> do you even know what pretentious means
56:00 <Bastardly_One> we're not getting it down here that much
56:00 <BuLL> I'm so bored... I can't believe this is my entertainment today
56:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> he probably doesn't but he was right in this case
56:00 <SlutCum> i cant believe channel none every channel
57:00 <SlutCum> this fucking bullshit royals
57:00 <SlutCum> god its annoying 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Pandas, good shit
57:00 <BuLL> those are words
57:00 <Saemon> ive seen renee's activity in here, her various confrontations with various ppl
57:00 <BuLL> I was thinking about hitting the liquor but I might want to go and get some dinner later..
58:00 <Serenity> i dont think he was right at all
58:00 <BuLL> so I'm conflicted
58:00 <Serenity> renee was very well read in her area, extreme to say the least but shes far from stupid
58:00 <Saemon> she jsut gets bitchy when they call her out on something shes said
59:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> her essays made it more obvious she was smarter than most people. IRC didnt do her much justice because she got too emotiona;
59:00 <Saemon> hahaha
59:00 <Bastardly_One> was funny the first time I spoke to renee though ... she was asking stuff in pm and then asked for a pic 
59:00 <Saemon> run her essay through accucheck or something
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and never spoke to me again ... hahahahahahaha
00:00 <Saemon> bet its 100% plagiarism
00:00 <Serenity> oh shut up
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and another epic fail from wheels
00:00 <Bastardly_One> they run essays through those things fuckwit
00:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> i doubt she would. but uni works in such a way that in certain courses you have to parrot what you've been told...so in a way it is "plagiarism" but in a different form
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I got done on 100 words recently for fuck sake 
01:00 <Saemon> and it was probably plagirised
01:00 <Saemon> and she probably for a F for it
01:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> i forgot what it's calld
01:00 <Saemon> but still chose to show it to ppl here
01:00 <Serenity> paraphrased plagiarism
01:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> what's that system they use to check again?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you got it xm
01:00 <Saemon> <Bastardly_One> and never spoke to me again ... hahahahahahaha
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I find that hilarious wheels
02:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you're intelligent kind of thing ... sees a pic and that's that 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> superficial and full of shit IMO :)
02:00 <Saemon> someone thought u are disgustingly unattractive n old
02:00 <Saemon> and u laugh
02:00 <Saemon> coz thats just so funny right?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yep ... I did 
02:00 <Saemon> makes u happy ey
02:00 <Bastardly_One> back to the plagurism thing
02:00 <Saemon> righteo.
03:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> ahhh yeah it's called Turnitin !
03:00 <Bastardly_One> most lecturers/teachers are retentive about it in tertiary education for the record
03:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> TurnItIn
03:00 <beehhh> betrayers
03:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> i dont believe they had it when i was studying
03:00 <Bastardly_One> it's reasonably new if you did a TAFE thing xm
04:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> you'd be amazed at how many people got away with it in the past
04:00 <beehhh> i finished my studies in 2001 from RMIT melbourne
04:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One> oh you're intelligent kind of thing ... sees a pic and that's that 
04:00 <Saemon> <Bastardly_One> superficial and full of shit IMO :)
04:00 <beehhh> might graduate again in 2015 middle
04:00 <Serenity> maybe she didnt find you intelligent
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I could be wrong but I think TAFE these days runs to the same rules as Uni in general
04:00 <Saemon> yeah i agree that was pretty superficial of her to have done that
05:00 <Saemon> but u habe to understand from her point of view as well
05:00 <beehhh> i think its the opposite way round
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I know it is where I am because they just dont't want two sets of rules
05:00 <Saemon> most young girls at 20 yrs old
05:00 <Saemon> would see someone lookin like u akin to their father or teacher or something
05:00 <beehhh> there are so many bitches
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, nuh that's my point of why I find it amusing ... going on about me supposedly having a brain ... until she saw the pic 
05:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> she was a hardcore atheist, to her anyone with a picture with wicca stuff might be just as me sending her a picture of myself dressed as a Russian Orthodox priest holding up a crucifix to the camera and winking
05:00 <Saemon> someone they wont want to flirt with
05:00 <beehhh> countless numbers
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I found that amusing at the time
05:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> might be just as bad*
06:00 <Bastardly_One> never got that far in convo which I consider a blessing
06:00 <Bastardly_One> no pun intended
06:00 <Saemon> well maybe she thought you looked like a dumbcunt Bastardly_One
06:00 <beehhh> The good friday today
06:00 <Saemon> rofl
06:00 <Saemon> saw your pic and was like "ugh no why this guy is smart"
07:00 <beehhh> women never cared for me
07:00 <Saemon> alot of ppl i see in frankston i think that of
07:00 <beehhh> yet every step they had to block me
07:00 <beehhh> whatelse were there
07:00 <Saemon> i can certainly tell you this with 100% certainty though Bastardly_One
07:00 <Bastardly_One> now you're making out like you even have a clue where Frankston is when I doubt you've been out of your state
08:00 <Saemon> that nose ring of yours sure doesn't help.
08:00 <beehhh> i been to cowes
08:00 <beehhh> sorento and that
08:00 <Saemon> did u have in on in the pic that u showed renee?
08:00 <beehhh> goats island
08:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> she had one too though
09:00 <Bastardly_One> care factor zero ... I've had that more than a 1/4 of a century
09:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> i doubt that would have been an issue with her
09:00 <BuLL> I think today might be the most boring day that there has ever been
09:00 <Saemon> yeah but difference is thoughm shes a 20 year old chick
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and used to have a lot more than just my nose
09:00 <Saemon> whilst Bastardly_One is a 44 yr old man.
09:00 <Saemon> nose rings are ok for a 20 year old chick.
09:00 <beehhh> women are taken over downunder from all corner of the world especially asians
09:00 <Saemon> no so much for a 44 year old adult man.
10:00 <Bastardly_One> xm is about the only person in here with no perceived ideas on what someone should look like at a certain age it seems that's for sure
10:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> well, it's not like Bastardly_One would pose in a photo with a sideways cap holding up a skateboard
10:00 <Saemon> rofl
10:00 <Scattered> taken over how beehhh?
10:00 <ZeroDistance> because you should never look like anything
10:00 <beehhh> you guys are fighting like a bunch of shooks
10:00 <Saemon> who knows what sort of mid life crisis shit hes done
11:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha xm
11:00 <BuLL> fighting over nothing = IRC
11:00 <beehhh> by breeding aliens
11:00 <Bastardly_One> don't count on it :P 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I own DC shoes caps
11:00 <beehhh> Scattered
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but no, I wouldn't
11:00 <BuLL> sorry.. fighting over nothing with people who don't matter = IRC
11:00 <Saemon> good
11:00 <Bastardly_One> rollerskates maybe 
11:00 <beehhh> next generations would all look like chinese and ethnicals
11:00 <Scattered> aliens beehhh?
11:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> Bastardly_One> xm is about the only person in here with no perceived ideas on what someone should look like at a certain age it seems that's for sure <-- IRC is the last person to be certain about anything
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <Saemon> at least u have a bit of self respect Bastardly_One
11:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> cue Poe's Law
11:00 <Scattered> hey BaD_BoY_69
12:00 <BaD_BoY_69> scatter worup dogg
12:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of old 
12:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> "Without a blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of extremism or fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing."
12:00 <beehhh> Please dont ever promise me something that you are not capble to deliver, and I really meant it
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw this old guy yesterday and he was in a Black Sabbath cap, a Deep Purple t-shirt and a leather vest
12:00 <Bastardly_One> on paper he sounds like he should grow up
12:00 <Bastardly_One> suited him perfectly
13:00 <beehhh> should have known better a bitch could bite and ruin your life
13:00 <Compton_Menace> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7wYZLQ7-dc
13:00 <Scattered> off tap Compton_Menace
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Menace - The Reality (Dirty) (May 4, 2009) 4:47 - Category: Music - 20,534 views - 67 likes (98.5%), 1 dislikes (1.5%)
13:00 <Saemon> i feel sorry for him though
13:00 <Scattered> what about u man?
13:00 <Saemon> wat would possess someone his age
13:00 <Saemon> to dress like that?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> why? he likes his old rock/metal
13:00 <Serenity> i just made more punch
13:00 <Serenity> mmm
13:00 <beehhh> what she was expereincing was a trandsecnt stage going to be grow an adult and used you for her experience
13:00 <Bastardly_One> his wife looked silly
13:00 <Saemon> why?
13:00 <Saemon> wat was she wearing?
13:00 <beehhh> *experiment
14:00 <Bastardly_One> she looked metal goth in her velvet dress and jewelery
14:00 <Saemon> hrm well then
14:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-b-hkg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/1797348_10151968920677331_8239001224865037093_n.jpg
14:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't suit her at all 
14:00 <Serenity> who wants some
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but suited him
14:00 <Saemon> if u think its ok for him to dress what he likes
14:00 <Saemon> rock metel etc
14:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I am getting at ... on paper that old guy sounds stupid ... to look at it suits him
14:00 <Saemon> then u should think its ok for me to dress like the shield as well then
14:00 <Bastardly_One> following?
14:00 <beehhh> naivity and the court never vouche for me on my side at the end you lost a country and all of your friends
14:00 <Saemon> otherwise you're a hypocrite
15:00 <Saemon> yesterday u were paying me out for wanting to dress like Seth Rollins
15:00 <Serenity> you shouldnt want to dress like anyone but yourself
15:00 <beehhh> nothing im claming back though
15:00 <Serenity> stop being so desperate
15:00 <Bastardly_One> now, I might like skate shoes and caps because that's what I've always worn and comfortable in 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> but if I looked overly stupid
15:00 <Bastardly_One> that's when I change
15:00 <ZeroDistance> i like loafers
15:00 <Bastardly_One> like, IMO, she did but he didn't
15:00 <ZeroDistance> and old man sweaters
15:00 <Serenity> yeah but you might not think you look stupid
15:00 <beehhh> you need a cheque book to withdraw money from a cheque account without it you're no eligible am i correct
16:00 <Doodle> i know i look stupid every time i leave the house
16:00 <Bastardly_One> J, there ya go *lol*
16:00 <BuLL> wtf is a loafers
16:00 <beehhh> me saying shit doesnt change anything for anyone
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what looked fucking stupid I saw though 
16:00 <ZeroDistance> what
16:00 <Bastardly_One> this guy like shads with about 20 facial piercings
16:00 <beehhh> wish i understood more clearly
16:00 <Bastardly_One> like four bars in each brow and stuff like that 
16:00 <Doodle> maybe just like shads he likes a good facial
16:00 <Bastardly_One> looked horrid
17:00 <beehhh> you need to have an arm to write
17:00 <beehhh> legs to walk
17:00 <Bastardly_One> guess where I was to see that Doodle?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:00 <Doodle> centrelink
17:00 <Bastardly_One> only one place I'd see shit like that you'd think
17:00 <BuLL> ohhh I googled it.. loafers are slip-ons if you're an American
17:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, besides there
17:00 <Serenity> i like my piercings
17:00 <Doodle> ummm
17:00 <Serenity> and crazy hair
17:00 <Doodle> iunno
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Stocklands
17:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
17:00 <Doodle> oh classy
18:00 <Doodle> i was gonna say wendouree
18:00 <Saemon> wats stocklands?
18:00 <Doodle> shopping centre
18:00 <Saemon> why is it funny?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> in the "ghetto" part of the city
18:00 <beehhh> there were no such public interest and was there any memories ever created
18:00 <Doodle> cos its where westies hang out
18:00 <Saemon> does it have some kinda reputaiotn?
18:00 <Saemon> ah ic
18:00 <Bastardly_One> because Ballarat is archetypical
18:00 <Doodle> i work over the road from it
18:00 <Bastardly_One> it's mostly "nice" except two areas
19:00 <Doodle> yeah i work in the shit area and live in the other shit area
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't own a star wars addidas hoody do ya?
19:00 <Doodle> i'm wearing a hoodie right now
19:00 <Bastardly_One> no way, the other shit area is Delacombe
19:00 <Doodle> delacombe isnt too bad
19:00 <SlutCum> np: Boy & Bear - Bridges "Harlequin Dream"
19:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're the guy I saw opposite stocklands in the addidas star wars hoodie
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna punch ya :P
20:00 <Doodle> nah lol its not adidas
20:00 <Doodle> and i'm nt into star wars
20:00 <Bastardly_One> he looked like a right royal wanker 
20:00 <Doodle> oh it might have been me then
20:00 <Bastardly_One> hahaha
20:00 <Saemon> u know whay i think this stupid? ppl who split their tongues so it looks like a snake tongue or someshit, and they consider that shit "body-art" holy fucking christ. when your at the point of doing that, the health professional that you should see is not a cosmetic surgeon, but a psychiatrist.
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd never be seen dead on a bus would you?
20:00 <Doodle> nope
20:00 <ZeroDistance> today is a wonderful day
20:00 <ZeroDistance> for killing Christians.
20:00 <Saemon> u know what i think is stupid*
20:00 <BuLL> I'm not sure what possessed me to log back in here but this might even be more boring than doing nothing. Bye byes.
21:00 <Doodle> he's just pissed off there are no women here for him to sleaze all over
21:00 <Bastardly_One> WOOT!
21:00 <Bastardly_One> just got out of a gaming "date"
21:00 <couleurs> BuLLSHiT
21:00 <Bastardly_One> thank you Sunday timetable
21:00 <Doodle> a gay-date?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> negative ... the wench in my class has no life either
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and she's been nagging me to bring over GTA for a week
22:00 <Doodle> speaking of gay dates i just had lunch at the western and it was fucking horrible
22:00 <Saemon> how old is she?
23:00 <ZeroDistance> gay date yum
23:00 <ZeroDistance> mmm
23:00 <ZeroDistance> ;)
23:00 <Bastardly_One> so I thought good friday was a good time as usually it's a nothing day and usually I'm up before noon not as late as I did
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the Western
23:00 <Bastardly_One> what did you expect? quality?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that place has been shit for years
23:00 <Doodle> i hadnt been there in over 10 years
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm double checking wheels
23:00 <Doodle> wont be going back anytime soon
23:00 <Bastardly_One> 30 something
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I steer clear ... went once about 3 yrs ago for the first time in over a decade and it was horrid
24:00 <Saemon> wats was to bad about it?
24:00 <Saemon> the food? service? atmosphere?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> everything
24:00 <Doodle> food
25:00 <Doodle> soggy salt & pepper calamari with oil dripping off it
25:00 <Saemon> ew
25:00 <Doodle> turn the fucking fryer up for christs sake
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and the schitzel I had was so dry
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I think if I threw it at one of their windows
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and you know how thick they are 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd smash it 
25:00 <Saemon> lol i see what i did there b1
25:00 <Doodle> they tried to be all clever and served it in like a big paper cone
26:00 <Doodle> which just acted as a funnel for all the oil to drip out the bottom
26:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> if that place is ever burning down, get your revenge by telling the firemen the wrong directions/location
26:00 <Bastardly_One> OH!
26:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of waffles to make shit fancy
26:00 <Bastardly_One> try those vegetable ones in the stupourmarket
26:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> meh only ONE thing should be in a cone and that's icecream
26:00 <Bastardly_One> good shit *thumbs up*
26:00 <Doodle> weed
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
27:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> yeah i knew someone would say that
27:00 <Bastardly_One> hope you're not getting what I am ... smells nice but definitely outdoor
27:00 <Doodle> ohh no i'm onto this ace shit atm
27:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, you're getting my last lot
27:00 <Bastardly_One> damn 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> this is ... ok 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> tight, compressed and dry?
28:00 <Mew> isnt it lovely this time of year
28:00 <Doodle> nah its the fruity stuff
28:00 <Mew> try this
28:00 <Mew> have some of that
28:00 <Doodle> haiiii mewbic hair
28:00 <Doodle> missed u <3
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, ok ... nice
28:00 <Mew> herro doodlinski
28:00 <Bastardly_One> different again 
28:00 <Mew> missed you too you little stud muffin
28:00 <Doodle> rofl
28:00 <Doodle> a-HEE-HEE
29:00 <Mew> shimona
29:00 <Saemon> mew i thought we were gona meet up
29:00 <Mew> she moan uhhhhh
29:00 <Doodle> lolol
29:00 <Saemon> go to central markets
29:00 <Doodle> no wi want to listen to mj
29:00 <Doodle> *now i
29:00 <Mew> i didnt get the memo patches ohoulihan
29:00 <Saemon> have lunch or something
29:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Eddie Murphy & Michael Jackson - Whatzupwitu.mp3 (4.64MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 3:22)
29:00 <Mew> where were we going to meet? on a boat ramp?
30:00 <Saemon> no, at the central markets
30:00 <Mew> oh
30:00 <Saemon> catch the c-line or something to victoria squarew
30:00 <couleurs> lol that song
30:00 <Saemon> get off there, walk to chinatown
30:00 <Saemon> and meet up at the markers
30:00 <Saemon> markets*
30:00 <Saemon> do alil browsing and stuff
30:00 <Doodle> mew
30:00 <Doodle> would i be able to get on the ferry https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t31.0-8/1911029_10202106163669221_2049926796_o.jpg
31:00 <Bastardly_One> damn, this poor guy I know in the states ... he fell asleep while his wife was shopping ... and some kids thought it was smart to tap on his window and blare the horn on the car in the space in front on him
31:00 <Mew> yes Doodle
31:00 <Mew> YOU KNOW THIS
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but what happened next was pretty scary
31:00 <Doodle> no i'm lower now
31:00 <BlackDevil> beehhh
31:00 <Mew> our friend has the same car as you and he comes over all the time lol
31:00 <Mew> oh
31:00 <Mew> how much lower?
31:00 <Saemon> what happened next Bastardly_One
31:00 <Saemon> ?
31:00 <Doodle> did you click the link
31:00 <Mew> ive seen a snakes arsehole crawl onto the ferry
31:00 <Mew> nope
31:00 <Mew> ill do that now though
31:00 <Doodle> lol 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> now this is a jolting wake up for anyone of course but for me I thought I was being mortared the horn being the incoming siren. I immediately jumped out of my car hurting my back and was lost for a second back in the dust and sewage smell of Baghdad .
32:00 <Mew> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
32:00 <Mew> thats pretty low
32:00 <Doodle> i'll have to hire a corolla
32:00 <Saemon> so some dude has PTSD
32:00 <Mew> i guess it depends how high you wanna get when you get to the other side
32:00 <Doodle> then i can hit the boat ramp at 70km/h
32:00 <Saemon> whats the point of this story your tellin b1?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> have you lowered it even more?
32:00 <Doodle> no
32:00 <Doodle> well
33:00 <Doodle> only at the back
33:00 <Bastardly_One> was gonna fuckin' say
33:00 <Mew> yeah we know the hire car people over here
33:00 <Mew> i could hook you up a SwEeT DeAL on a yaris
33:00 <Bastardly_One> considering not one street in this city is paved straight
33:00 <Mew> broom broom
33:00 <Doodle> hahah yaris!
33:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> product recalllllllll
33:00 <Doodle> tell me about it Bastardly_One
33:00 <Doodle> i bounce along the supposedly smooth roads here
33:00 <Doodle> the rough ones are torture
33:00 <Saemon> mew is this that lodge and u and pirate are living in?
34:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> hey Saemon i have this girl stalking me. would you work as a contractor for me to frighten her off?
34:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> ive tried priests, the mafia, thugs the lot
34:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> nothing works
34:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> not even trained pit bulls
34:00 <Mew> is what that lodge Saemon?
34:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> you up for the challenge?
34:00 <Saemon> the place you are talking about mew
34:00 <Bastardly_One> heh xm
35:00 <Mew> the ferry?
35:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Japanther - Radical Businessman.mp3 (3.51MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:50)
35:00 <Bastardly_One> want a pic of me and say it's you xm? that'll do it :P
35:00 <Saemon> oh nvm then mew
35:00 <Mew> the ferry is a big boat that takes everyone to the area where the lodge is located
35:00 <Saemon> i thought u were talkin about the travel lodge
35:00 <Serenity> ive seen your street doctor
35:00 <Mew> everyone wears sailor suits and has singalongs
35:00 <Serenity> it looks like a moto-x track
35:00 <Serenity> er
35:00 <Serenity> Doodle**
35:00 <Saemon> O_O
35:00 <Saemon> that sounds so gay and corny
36:00 <Doodle> yeah its fucked sezz, i have to slow down for 3 bumps just getting out of my street
36:00 <Mew> its totally hetero
36:00 <Doodle> everyone else just cruises over them
36:00 <Saemon> unless the chicks wear sailor moon suits
36:00 <Saemon> then hell yeah give me a ticket on that ferry
36:00 <Mew> i dont think they wore suits in sailor moon
36:00 <Saemon> fighting evil by moonlight
36:00 <Mew> sailor businessman
37:00 <Mew> sailor ceo
37:00 <Saemon> mmm suck some C.E.O corporate cock for a high paying position
37:00 <Doodle> f1 quali in 20 mins
37:00 <Saemon> #opportunities
37:00 <Doodle> GO RICCIARDO
37:00 <Mew> that sounds pretty gay and corny
37:00 <Saemon> nice plot for a porno
38:00 <Serenity> hey its fivecougz
38:00 <Mew> someones probably already done the boss/employee theme
38:00 <Mew> maybe we could try the school teacher/student to be origidig
39:00 <Serenity> drink 137 calories of dr pepper goodness
39:00 <Serenity> mmm
39:00 <Doodle> plumber/housewife
39:00 <Serenity> +ing
40:00 <Mew> i played my bongo drum for so long earlier this arvo the wood actually got warm
40:00 <Doodle> same but with my knob
40:00 <Mew> generated some srs heat baby
40:00 <Serenity> good lord robert
40:00 <Doodle> lol
40:00 <Mew> nice
40:00 <Mew> what do you say to a naked door?
40:00 <Doodle> not rly, i was at work
40:00 <Mew> put some clothes on! i can see your knob!
41:00 <Doodle> loooool
41:00 <Saemon> wasnt that funny
41:00 <Doodle> it bloody was
41:00 <Saemon> stop kissin ass so bad Doodle
41:00 <Doodle> i will kiss whatever i please
42:00 <Saemon> shes not gona suck your dick
42:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Kreeps - The Hunger (Blood in My Mouth).mp3 (7.5MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 8:11)
42:00 <Saemon> there shes left
42:00 <Doodle> :/
42:00 <Doodle> thx for your insight
42:00 <Saemon> ohwat
42:00 <Saemon> ur back mew
42:00 <Doodle> Mew apparently you're not gonna suck my dick
43:00 <Doodle> so i should stop sucking up
43:00 <Saemon> shes married to pirare
43:00 <Saemon> pirate*
43:00 <Doodle> REALLY
43:00 <Mew> thats ridiculous
43:00 <Doodle> omg
43:00 <Doodle> newsflash
43:00 <Mew> im not married and id definitely suck his dick
43:00 <Serenity> shes not married for one
43:00 <Doodle> hahaha
43:00 <Doodle> good god
43:00 <Serenity> all the women would
43:00 <Serenity> hes so feckin cute
43:00 <Doodle> all de wimmin
43:00 <Doodle> don't be retarded sarah
43:00 <Mew> in da ocean
44:00 <Saemon> whos sarah?
44:00 <Doodle> now i know you're taking the piss
44:00 <Serenity> am not
44:00 <Mew> oh there was a dead whale floating out in the water near here yesterday
44:00 <Mew> and a bunch of great whites were ripping it to pieces
44:00 <Mew> it was a hell of a sight
44:00 <Saemon> ah Serenity your real name is sarah huh
44:00 <Doodle> yum
44:00 <Saemon> nice name
44:00 <Serenity> dont ever call me it
44:00 <Serenity> we're not friends
44:00 <Mew> they had to drag it away cos it was bringing them in too close to the beach
44:00 <Doodle> ah yeah
44:00 <Doodle> there was a dead whale here last year the sharks got it too
44:00 <Saemon> what so only your friends call call u by your name?
44:00 <Doodle> made a hell of a mess
45:00 <Serenity> to you im Serenity
45:00 <Serenity> nothing else
45:00 <Doodle> MS Serenity
45:00 <Doodle> ma'am
45:00 <Saemon> .....
45:00 <Mew> i wonder what kills them
45:00 <Mew> besides japs
45:00 <Doodle> i think its heroin
45:00 <Mew> ahhhhh
45:00 <Mew> they probably smoked weed first
45:00 <Doodle> they get on it too much
45:00 <Mew> bloody gateway drug
45:00 <Saemon> wow ok..bit hostile but yeah if thats what u wish
45:00 <Serenity> and im not taking the piss
45:00 <Doodle> yeh
45:00 <Saemon> Serenity
45:00 <Mew> gettin em all the time
45:00 <Saemon> does Bastardly_One get to call you sarah?
46:00 <Serenity> its not hostile ive told you so many times we're not friends
46:00 <Serenity> no one that actually knows a thing about me calls be sarah
46:00 <Doodle> Serenity and i aren't friends, we just have sex every now and then
46:00 <Serenity> irl or not
46:00 <Doodle> dont tell whats his face tho
46:00 <Doodle> her husband
46:00 <Serenity> loool rob!
46:00 <Doodle> or he will want a go
47:00 <Saemon> cool as long as Bastardly_One doesnt get to call u sarah as well is all that matters to me
47:00 <Serenity> he will.. hes so greedy
47:00 <Doodle> inorite
47:00 <Mew> better get out the swiss army lube and the amyl nitrate Doodle 
47:00 <Mew> pucker up
47:00 <Doodle> D:
47:00 <Mew> :D
48:00 <Saemon> D::D
48:00 <Doodle> :DD:
48:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> face to face missionary position
48:00 <Mew> im making vietnamese pork spring rolls for din tonight
48:00 <Saemon> u need dog for it
48:00 <Doodle> my bro in law just got back from vietnam
48:00 <couleurs> I Love You Guys
49:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> fried wonton m8
49:00 <Saemon> otherwise its not authentic
49:00 <Doodle> he was telling me about the pork rolls
49:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> + hoisin sauce
49:00 <Mew> oh my god theyre fucking insane
49:00 <Doodle> i think he also has malaria
49:00 <Mew> theres a lady over here who makes them for the markets and she sells out in minutes
49:00 <Mew> oh that sucks
49:00 <Doodle> ok f1 time
50:00 <Doodle> bbl luvrs o//
50:00 <Apples> Doodle
50:00 <Saemon> i like those pork rolls they sell in vietnamese bakeries 
50:00 <Mew> toodleoo doodlepip
50:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> Doodle's the hot chick that drops the flag
50:00 <Saemon> its a french baguette, has coriander, carrots, ham n pork in it
50:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> it's time for him to go
50:00 <Saemon> and some sort of butter thats really creamy
50:00 <Mew> pork rolls are badass too
50:00 <Saemon> is that wat its called?
51:00 <Mew> the recipe i first looked up was them
51:00 <Serenity> bbs
51:00 <Saemon> how do they make the butter?
51:00 <Mew> viets really have the pork and the roll thing down to a fine art
51:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> my favourite Asian dish is probably Nasi Lemak though
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmmm
51:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> problem is nearly everyone makes it differently
51:00 <Saemon> i heard its butter mixed with egg and mayo
51:00 <Mew> maybe its cum butter
51:00 <Saemon> ive tried that
51:00 <Saemon> doesnt taste the same
51:00 <Mew> i bet you have
52:00 <Saemon> i make no secret that i eat my own cvum
52:00 <Saemon> cum
52:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> i wouldnt be surprised
52:00 <Saemon> why would you be?
52:00 <Saemon> ive stated that in here 100s of times
52:00 <Mew> its your life buddy you can do whatever you want
52:00 <Mew> isnt that nice?
52:00 <Saemon> damn fucking straight
52:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> i dont pay enough attention to you but from the very little ive seen you're clearly some deviant
52:00 <Mew> except illegal things cos then you'
52:00 <Mew> you'll be in jail
52:00 <Saemon> yeah true
53:00 <Saemon> lol CiscoKingOfTheStreets i will take that as a compliment
53:00 <Saemon> cheers
53:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> they'll do cruel things to you in jail
53:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> like remove bolts from your wheels
53:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> rather bad place
53:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> you dont want to end up there
53:00 <Mew> superglue a cock to your chair while you're in the shower
54:00 <Saemon> u think thats a bad thing to me?
54:00 <Saemon> as ive stated many times, im also bi-curious
54:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> lol
54:00 <Saemon> i like cokc
54:00 <Saemon> cock
55:00 <Mew> well if you like those things maybe you should try and pull off something highly illegal because the worst case scenario actually isnt so bad for you
55:00 <Mew> you might be a hot piece of fluff in jail
55:00 <Mew> getting all the boys
56:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> meals in wheels
56:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> come and get it boys!!!
56:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> on wheels*
56:00 <Mew> you could rob a bank or manufacture some hard drugs
56:00 <Saemon> "looks like fresh meat is back on the menu boys!"
56:00 <Saemon> uru-hai pack leader
57:00 <Saemon> lord of the rings the two towers
57:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> what is your chronological age Saemon ?
57:00 <Saemon> i dont know actually
58:00 <Saemon> cant find my birth certificate
58:00 <Saemon> i think its at my folks place somewhere in their garage amongst all the other clutter in storage boxes
58:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> Obama
58:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> dat u bro?
59:00 <Saemon> lol why u mentioned obama?
59:00 <Saemon> cuz he doesnt know where he's born?
59:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> yeah, and he loves the cock 
59:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> yet married
59:00 <Saemon> some say he wasnt even born in america
00:00 <Saemon> his wife looks like a huge bitch
02:00 <Mew> i had a huge bitch at my work the other day
02:00 <Mew> the guy waiting to be served behind her started having a go at her too and then he tipped me $5 
04:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> local or tourist
04:00 <Mew> tourist
04:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> naturally
04:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> just wanted to make sure
05:00 <Mew> she was one of those over 60 upperclass thinks they deserve everything on a silver platter bitch type
05:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> oh right
05:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> hope she got boxed to death by a roo then
06:00 <Mew> and it was because i was the only staff on in the morning besides the chef so when she walked in and i was already making takeaway coffees for people i said to her "ill be with you in a moment, feel free to take a seat" 
06:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> hmm finished like half a packet of warheads in 15 mins
06:00 <Mew> waiting 5 minutes was way too hard for her
07:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> im not too fussed about waiting so long i dont have somewhere to go soon
07:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> not like she is trying to get anywhere
07:00 <Mew> yeah im the same
07:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> especially if you have a phone
08:00 <Mew> her and whoever she was with stayed for about an hour chatting and eating their meals etc
08:00 <Mew> so they obv werent in a hurry
08:00 <Saemon> what country do u think shes from?
08:00 <Mew> australia lol
08:00 <Saemon> american i woudlnt be suprised for acting like that
08:00 <Saemon> oh
09:00 <Saemon> thought u said she was a tourist
09:00 <Mew> yeah she is
09:00 <Mew> she doesnt live here
09:00 <Mew> theyre holidaying here
09:00 <Saemon> oh
09:00 <Mew> but americans are really bad for it too
09:00 <Saemon> there should be another term for australians who visit places within australia
09:00 <Mew> theyre the ones who click their fingers at you as you
09:00 <Mew> walk past with 5 meals and a bottle of water
09:00 <Saemon> i heard french are pretty rude
10:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> Americans think they are the world. if you ask them where they are from they'll mention their city -- and assume you know everything
10:00 <Mew> i havent had much trouble with them
10:00 <Mew> they usually speak fuck all english so they can only say or point to the basics of what they want
10:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> "Oh yeah Detroit! It hasn't been the same since the car industry collapsed over there right?"
10:00 <Mew> you know who are disgusting and rude?
11:00 <Mew> indians.
11:00 <Mew> they have got to be the worst
11:00 <Saemon> lol how so?
11:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> they've always been the worst to work with, Mew 
11:00 <Mew> and their children are always such misbehaved cunty little shitbags
11:00 <Saemon> please elaborate i want to hear this
11:00 <Mew> theyre just rude and the men are sleazy
11:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> America has that tipping system so they know most people in hospitality will treat them as royalty
11:00 <Mew> they stink like shit
11:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> lol
11:00 <Mew> and they dont discipline their children
12:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> the Indians that grew up here from birth arent too bad
12:00 <Saemon> i find alot of young indian women who are here stuck up
12:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> but the FOB ones deserve a smack on the head
12:00 <Saemon> cause they go to uni n shit
12:00 <Mew> and they leave a massive trail of destruction like theyve eaten a kilo of puff pastry in a hurricane
12:00 <Mew> nobody makes as many crumbs as indians
12:00 <Mew> i dont even know how
12:00 <Saemon> they are super feministic
12:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> because they dont know how to use silverware?
12:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> maybe they are leaving behind crumbs for insects to eat
12:00 <Saemon> lol mew
12:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> (their deceased relatives RP)
12:00 <Saemon> lol cis
12:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> RIP*
13:00 <Mew> LOL
13:00 <Mew> maybe
13:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> it's very funny how nearly every female tells me stuff like this about Indians
13:00 <Mew> ill try and think of it that way next time so i dont want to take off their heads with a machete
13:00 <Saemon> im not suprised since look at india men rapes women daily
13:00 <Saemon> i guess sleazyness is built in 
14:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> the Sikh indians (with the funky turbans) are relatively decent though
14:00 <Saemon> ive met some decent indian men
14:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> they'd be more than happy to kill the hindus
14:00 <Saemon> my old GP was this old indian guy
14:00 <Mew> yeah i agree 
14:00 <Saemon> he was great
15:00 <Mew> great in the sense that he was very good at detecting and treating things?
15:00 <Saemon> nah
15:00 <Mew> or great as in he would prescribe you valium if your foot itched
15:00 <Saemon> great as in he was friendly
15:00 <Mew> oh
16:00 <Saemon> i dunno i just have a soft spot for ppl who act like they care about me and remembers things about me
16:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> ethnic doctors are pretty bad...like the other day i met up with one who was taking over my case...and since i was adamant/confident about the dosage of my meds
16:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> he cut it in half
16:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> now that's fucking dangerous
16:00 <Saemon> everytime i go to see him he'd ask me how things are n ask me about stuff that ive told him like 6 months ago
17:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> i insisted it was 10mg instead of 20mg
17:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> so he reckoned what was on the system was clearly wrong
17:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> maybe i should work as a conman
18:00 <Mew> thats fucked
18:00 <Mew> i wonder why its more common in ethnic people
19:00 <ZeroDistance> everybody is of some ethnicity
19:00 <Saemon> maybe its cuz they are used to the standards back in their own country
19:00 <Saemon> like in india they probably dont have the same strict regulations n shit
20:00 <Mew> yeah the cultural differences would have a bearing but you'd think they could grasp how to be a normal human being
20:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> ethics is more of a western thing
20:00 <Mew> and not so much of a cunt
20:00 <Saemon> maybe its a defence mechanism
20:00 <Mew> ahhhhh
20:00 <Mew> i did not know that 
20:00 <Saemon> cuz they assume all aussies are gona be racist cunts to them first
20:00 <Saemon> so its a pre-emptice
20:00 <Mew> i just assumed it was worldwide lol
20:00 <Mew> how australian of me
20:00 <Saemon> pre-emptive*
21:00 <Saemon> thats what this leb dude said
21:00 <Saemon> on insight
21:00 <Mew> yeah that makes sense too
22:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> when you come from a country that rewards you just because of the caste you were born into or bribery is the way of life, it does give you the mindset that people are just fodder for the system
22:00 <Mew> i always give people the benefit of the doubt though
22:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> if you're raised in a country where rewards are mostly based on merit and you're secure in your position, you can afford or at least feel like you can treat patients properly. rather than worrying someone is going to screw you over
22:00 <Mew> what a horrible way to live 
23:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> wouldnt surprise me if in in India they treat those kooky gurus with more respect than dotors
23:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> doctors*
23:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> -in
26:00 <[Maverick]> http://imgur.com/gallery/HIoKS
28:00 <Saemon> yeah
28:00 <Saemon> i dont blame them for wanting to move away from there to live in a better place
29:00 <Saemon> they mus think its a shit life to live in as well
29:00 <Saemon> most of them who arent educated probably wont know any better
30:00 <Saemon> and those who are would know that theres more to life, and that there a places where life could be much, much better
30:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> heal the world...make it a better place...
33:00 <couleurs> 4 me n 4 u n teh entire humen rays
35:00 <couleurs> https://31.media.tumblr.com/a3bbb07a4142b2e45314ee3446a28ab5/tumblr_n3tf9cll861qbwg0zo1_500.gif
36:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> such balance
36:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> natuer is bewdyfull
36:00 <couleurs> maybe he just got the hiccups...
36:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> olympic starrr
37:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> 8.9!!!!
40:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> how the hell did it get up there anyway
40:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> maybe Neptune put him there as punishment for eating his prized caviar
48:00 <Q{> there are limits to what education can do
48:00 <Q{> and change behaviors
48:00 <Q{> so meh
51:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> it can teach you the best lesson of all: that education is a waste of time
52:00 <Q{> ppl spend in LA spent 47% of income for rent
52:00 <Q{> -spent
53:00 <Q{> it may necessary tho
53:00 <Q{> education
53:00 <Q{> to get vocation
53:00 <Q{> (different kind of education)
54:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> which country did you receive your education?
54:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> in*
54:00 <Q{> au
57:00 <Q{> In a week in which a Rottweiler in England received voting papers for the coming European Parliament elections, a German Shepherd in New Jersey received a letter telling him to turn up for jury duty. Barrett Griner, 40, opened mail addressed to his five-year-old dog IV, summoning him to do his civic duty.
59:00 <Q{> Police dashed to the scene of a 999 emergency call in Edlesborough, England, when the operator could only hear heavy breathing and could not elicit any information. They found the dog of grandmother-of-five Mary Amos-Cole, a Belgian Malinois called Leighton, was running around with her cordless phone handset in its mouth.
00:00 <doctor> my favourite shirt has now got a hole in it. it's a sad day for all of us
01:00 <Q{> ^ single man that loves his shirt too much
01:00 <Q{> :D
02:00 <Q{> :P
03:00 <Q{> http://www.thevine.com.au/fashion/news/kate-upton-models-in-zero-gravity-20140219-274410/?image=1
03:00 <doctor> It's a good shirt
03:00 <doctor> and I do not like your tone
04:00 <Q{> whats so good about the shirt
04:00 <Q{> does it shine and sparkles
05:00 <doctor> It has sentimental value, something a materialist like yourself would find difficult to understand
06:00 <couleurs> i love me a good shirt
06:00 <doctor> can't go wrong with a good shirt, they're just too hard to find
07:00 <couleurs> good jeans too
07:00 <Q{> it is easier to find when u have taylor
07:00 <couleurs> those jeans with the shallow front pockets are the worst... where do i even put my big ass phone?
07:00 <Q{> life is so much harder if u dont have ur own taylor
10:00 <doctor> the brotherhood of the travelling jeans
10:00 <couleurs> :)))))))
12:00 <Q{> http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/hamster-crash.htm
15:00 <Q{> doctor, someone just discovered how to make pill to stop ppl from being in love and learn to live without loving someone
16:00 <Q{> too bad the pill isnt available on market for u yet
16:00 <doctor> What a horrible existence that would be
17:00 <Q{> actually its a pill to cure ppl from being stucked in love
17:00 <Q{> such as urself with ur shirt
18:00 <doctor> And there's no such pill, because that isn't a disease
18:00 <Q{> there will be soon
18:00 <Q{> in a few years
18:00 <doctor> you allow yourself to be decieved so easily
19:00 <Q{> i got track record on having reliable info
19:00 <Q{> good track record
21:00 <Q{> At age seventy, 73% of men are still potent.
21:00 <lumeah2> eww
22:00 <Q{> Babies are born with 300 bones, but by adulthood we have only 206 in our bodies.
22:00 <Q{> Beards are the fastest growing hairs on the human body. If the average man never trimmed his beard, it would grow to nearly 30 feet long in his lifetime. <-- not long at all
23:00 <Q{> Blondes have more hair than dark-haired people.
23:00 <Q{> what color is ur hair, lumeah
23:00 <Q{> By age sixty, most people have lost half of their taste buds.
23:00 <Q{> lumeah2, 
24:00 <Q{> Children grow faster in the springtime than any other season during the year.
24:00 <lumeah2> green
24:00 <Q{> Females learn to talk earlier, use sentences earlier, and learn to read more quickly than males.
24:00 <Excessive> simba
25:00 <Q{> ^ weirdo
25:00 <Excessive> oi simba
25:00 <Q{> Humans shed and regrow outer skin cells about every 27 days - almost 1,000 new skins in a lifetime.
25:00 <Serenity> ugh shut up
26:00 <Excessive> without scrollin up .......... has simba been around?
27:00 <Serenity> not that ive seen
27:00 <Excessive> k
28:00 <couleurs> i'm here
28:00 <Q{> The average man has about 11 erections each day and several more at night.
28:00 <Excessive> impersonatin couleurs?
29:00 <SlutCum> yah
30:00 <couleurs> SUQ MADIQ
30:00 <Excessive> wat dik?
32:00 <Q{> couleurs on average has 6 erotic fantasies about Q{ per day
34:00 <Q{> Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
34:00 <Q{> Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
34:00 <Q{> Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
35:00 <Q{> Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
35:00 <Q{> Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
36:00 <couleurs> Shut Up Q{ 
36:00 <Q{> Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
36:00 <couleurs> your links are the worst and when you type it's worserer
37:00 <Q{> ^ couleurs says that coz he is frustrated that i dont payout
37:00 <Q{> to erotic fantasies
37:00 <Q{> Why is the man who invests all your money, called a broker?
38:00 <Serenity> fuck up
38:00 <Serenity> you're not being pensive you're being annoying
39:00 <Q{> not my fault ur less capable of being pensive
39:00 <couleurs> thank u
39:00 <Saemon> if a tree breaks in the woods, how can hear it of one is not there?
39:00 <Q{> can u rephrase that pls Saemon 
40:00 <Q{> oh of=if
41:00 <Excessive> anyways .......... I wanted to show this to simba, n I'mnah go n do some shit, if he does pop in/say somethin, someone show him this .......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm4NSvNaEDk&feature=youtu.be
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Excessive - Muck Around 17-04-14 (Apr 17, 2014) 01:24:57 - Category: Entertainment - 11 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
41:00 <Saemon> no Excessive sorry
41:00 <Saemon> i won't do what you're asking
41:00 <Saemon> sorry man
43:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> good to see youre standing up for yourself
43:00 <Q{> Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food? There is fish flavored! <----
44:00 <Apples> Bass`Babe85 where is johninja?
45:00 <SlutCum> he died
45:00 <Q{> Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
50:00 <Q{> Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment,
50:00 <Q{> but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
54:00 <[Maverick]> it
54:00 <[Maverick]> it's still called cargo 
54:00 <ooomp> No, no its not
54:00 <[Maverick]> shipment is the act of moving cargo 
54:00 <Apples> [Maverick] is a FAGGOT
55:00 <[Maverick]> aww Apples 
55:00 <[Maverick]> sook la 
56:00 <Apples> [Maverick] did you know that you are a loser? Because if you didn't know, I'm telling you now. You are a loser.
57:00 <ooomp> Losers are hot
57:00 <ooomp> So vulnerable
57:00 <ooomp> Easy to take advantage of
57:00 <SlutCum> maverick is a cunt brick
58:00 <Q{> more losers pls
59:00 <Q{> donate money to promote loser breeding programs
59:00 <Q{> pls
01:00 <Apples> lol
01:00 <Apples> [Maverick] is more loser than we need right now.
01:00 <ooomp> I say less Apples, more [Maverick]
02:00 <ooomp> No one likes sour apples
02:00 <Q{> If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
03:00 <Q{> man so mysteries of life
03:00 <SlutCum> i need this
03:00 <SlutCum> Damon_Albarn-Democrazy-ADVANCE_TAPE-2003-ESC
03:00 <SlutCum> np: Unknown Artist - Down again. "Unknown Album (23/11/2008 8:23:41 PM)"
04:00 <Q{>  If "Q" were castrated, would he become "O"?
04:00 <Rak> test it
05:00 <Q{> no chance in hell i would do that
06:00 <MrMark> its the thursday b4 a long weekend!!! we all gettin pissed!!?
06:00 <ooomp> Rak
07:00 <partay> MrMark its a bit early for that isnt it?
07:00 <Rak> ooomp babe
07:00 <ZeroDistance> A magic dog? NOOOO!
07:00 <Serenity> is someone upset [Maverick] gets laid more than them
07:00 <ooomp> I'm not particularly pleased with your nonchalant approach
07:00 <Rak> me?
07:00 <ooomp> "test it"
08:00 <MrMark> nah
08:00 <partay> stupid questions that is 
08:00 <Rak> for science
08:00 <Rak> do you hate science?
08:00 <ooomp> Yes
08:00 <Q{> If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding...what is it expanding into?
09:00 <MrMark> very stupid:P
09:00 <Rak> it's expanding in to goatse
09:00 <ooomp> Scientists know a whole lot of nothing
09:00 <Rak> i imagine that is a branch of science
10:00 <partay> i concur
10:00 <Rak> investigating nothing
10:00 <Rak> so your statement is true
10:00 <Q{> universe is mostly made of nothing
10:00 <couleurs> i'm science 
10:00 <[Maverick]> Everyone gets jealous Serenity
10:00 <ooomp> We'd be better off if they stopped prodding around the universe and focus on building us intelligent systems like teleportation
11:00 <biggus_dickus> what if for stoners it was the bong weekend?
11:00 <Rak> the universe is mostly made of dark matter
11:00 <Serenity> yeah cant be helped
11:00 <Serenity> sex envy
11:00 <Q{> they still cant find it at moment...maybe its different form of nothingness
12:00 <biggus_dickus> http://infographwetrust.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/creative-routines-edit3.png
12:00 <[Maverick]> RACIST RAK 
12:00 <[Maverick]> what if it was White Matter 
13:00 <Serenity> you know whats the best
13:00 <Q{> Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist...but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
13:00 <Serenity> chomping on potato salad when its still warm
13:00 <Serenity> mmm
13:00 <Rak> then the night sky would be very bright
14:00 <MrMark> oooer
14:00 <MrMark> bong
15:00 <Q{> if there are so many stars out there how come u dont see light everwhere u look
16:00 <Q{> that is just weird
16:00 <Rak> nopt really
16:00 <Serenity> thats..
16:00 <Serenity> what
17:00 <ooomp> Time for alcohol
17:00 <Rak> good call
17:00 <Rak> what do you have?
17:00 <ooomp> Vodka
17:00 <Rak> with?
17:00 <Serenity> mm yes alcohol
18:00 <simba> it is totally 420 weekend
18:00 <simba> sunday is that day
18:00 <ooomp> Hmm hadn't decided
18:00 <ooomp> Probably straight
18:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> Q{: it's sort of related to obler's paradox
18:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> stars are born and die
18:00 <Rak> ooooh good girl
18:00 <ooomp> Or coke
19:00 <Q{> then u should see the light from star behind it
19:00 <Q{> Natural gas has no odor. The smell is added artificially so that leaks can be detected.
20:00 <Q{> The Chinese were using aluminum to make things as early as 300 AD Western civilization didn't rediscover aluminum until 1827.
21:00 <Q{> for thousands of years the chinese been killing smart ppl coz powerful ppl dont anyone smarter than them around
23:00 <ZeroDistance> fk
23:00 <ZeroDistance> i wish these cunts next door would shut up their kid/s
24:00 <ooomp> Stop your whinging Josh
25:00 <couleurs> yer
25:00 <couleurs> thank u
25:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> ZeroDistance: simple solution. poisonous easter eggs
26:00 <ooomp> He has me on ignore :D
27:00 <Q{> 20 millions sperm per ml is the threshold for clinical infertility;  (50 million sperm per ml is normal). <--- thats evolution for u
27:00 <Q{> need more not less
28:00 <ZeroDistance> Kate wishes
29:00 <ZeroDistance> CiscoKingOfTheStreets how about I be really nice to them and buy them all chocolate and bbq meat and expect them to shut up their kid
30:00 <Rak> Happy Thursday! :~D
30:00 <ZeroDistance> if I had kids, if I had ooomps kids, they would be cookies and I'd eat 'em.
31:00 <TwEEk> HAPPY FRIDAY!
31:00 <Q{> The Earth spins at 1,000 mph but it travels through space at an incredible 67,000 mph.
32:00 <Fez> Sif use miles
32:00 <ooomp> Dammit
32:00 <Fez> You amerifag :p
32:00 <ooomp> Just ignore me already
32:00 <Q{> yeh 
32:00 <Serenity> hes just regurgitating shit off a website
32:00 <Serenity> he doesnt actually know what hes saying
32:00 <Fez> Ah yea
33:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> lol exactly
33:00 <couleurs> what's mph
33:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> miles per hour
33:00 <ZeroDistance> "You can start your own kingdom man, where I can be the mailman and you can be the princess!"
33:00 <Q{> i think about 3 countries still use miles
33:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> hahaha
33:00 <couleurs> what century is it!!!!!!!!!!!
33:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> i know you know
33:00 <Fez> Copy and paste
33:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> and i know you know i know you knew
33:00 <Q{> coz im smart
33:00 <Q{> dont need to type
34:00 <Q{> less work
35:00 <Rak> so it turns out i love cognac
35:00 <Q{> http://cdn.zmescience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/metric-system.png
35:00 <couleurs> moles per hour
36:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> sperm molecules per hour
36:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> deadly force
38:00 <Q{> Women Lie More Than Men When Sexting: http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2014/04/11/sexting_lies_study_finds_that_women_tap_out_untruths_more_than_men_in_their.html
39:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> that's because all men are liars and the women sexting men are really men themselves
39:00 <Rak> well duh
39:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> obviously
40:00 <Serenity> i like sexting its fun
40:00 <Q{> women are masters of deception they spend lots of time refining their deceptive skills 
40:00 <Serenity> i also enjoy my penis
40:00 <Q{> like "make up"
40:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> that's why all the best conmen are actually women!
40:00 <Rak> penises are great
42:00 <[Maverick]> I told you Serenity
42:00 <[Maverick]> it's my penis. 
42:00 <Serenity> sorry
42:00 <Serenity> i just enjoy it so much
42:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/jsZLVKo.jpg
42:00 <couleurs> relevant 
42:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> Everybody Loves Penis
43:00 <Serenity> i enjoy [Maverick]s
44:00 <simba> you can tell a lot about a person by bugging their house
44:00 <Breaking`Ban> or how they react after you burn it down
44:00 <Breaking`Ban> hi beehhh !
44:00 <ooomp> We often need to tell me what they want to hear
44:00 <ooomp> So have to lie
44:00 <ooomp> Otherwise you'll just sook
45:00 <partay> Rak i always new you were sophisticated
45:00 <partay> k
45:00 <Rak> sophisticated like a mutha fucker
45:00 <Skirmish> I wish you had of been more like that when you destroyed our friendship ooomp.
45:00 <Skirmish> All because of the fat chick in #sex. 
45:00 <Rak> oh dear
45:00 <Q{> good excuse, can i use that too ooomp 
45:00 <ooomp> Skirmish, you had your chance, you destroyed yourself
46:00 <partay> fuckin A 
46:00 <Breaking`Ban> most of the time when ive heard Rak talk it's always been about kitchen silverware
46:00 <beehhh> i burnt the bluemountain also
46:00 <Breaking`Ban> im sure he is looking forward to the prince and princess' visit with the baby
46:00 <Rak> oh you mean my babe cutlery
46:00 <Breaking`Ban> hehe
46:00 <partay> look out Maurice is here... now shit is going to get real 
46:00 <Skirmish> How’s your easter shaping up Rak? 
46:00 <Apples> Skirmish is a loser
46:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/hR1TENO.jpg
46:00 <Skirmish> ooomp: I’ve come to terms with it. I’ve marked it on a calendar so I can celebrate my liberation from the tyranny of ooomp each and every year. You were too controlling.
46:00 <ooomp> Haha
47:00 <beehhh> most murderers are young
47:00 <Breaking`Ban> kinda hard to carry and bury a body when you're over 80
47:00 <beehhh> breed more aliens
47:00 <Skirmish> Apples is alone. 
48:00 <partay> beehhh please don't breed
48:00 <Breaking`Ban> Rak: planning on getting royal edition plates and cutlery?
48:00 <beehhh> i cant i have a tranny girl now
48:00 <Rak> no.  i'm a republican
48:00 <beehhh> but we are looking forward to adopt a child or two
48:00 <beehhh> new premium with dutches
48:00 <ZeroDistance> if this were a real attack, you'd be bread.
48:00 <Q{> http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/family-opens-world-war-soldier-98-year-old-time-capsule-article-1.1757144
48:00 <Q{> man so hard to believe ppl were like that
48:00 <ooomp> Well Skirmish, since you have to celebrate such sadness each year, what I propose is for me to make sure on that very date every year I remind you of the moments you sooked. This way, you can be forever reminded of the fun times and bemusement you caused me to have, for which I thank you 
49:00 <Breaking`Ban> oh my
49:00 <Breaking`Ban> pretty sure they'll run away from home
49:00 <beehhh> http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1331577430094_1472674.png
49:00 <Skirmish> I think you’re taking my sarcasm too seriously. 
49:00 <Skirmish> I don’t even know you …. there was no emotional bond. I apolose if my over acting online has given you a lady boner. 
49:00 <ooomp> Either way, it'll be enjoyable
50:00 <beehhh> we are thinking of pugs
50:00 <Skirmish> apologise even. 
50:00 <ooomp> And there's always Rak to give me further disappointment
50:00 <Rak> yay
50:00 <Skirmish> Rak is always pleasing the irc ladies. 
51:00 <beehhh> http://www.circumstitions.com/Complic.html
51:00 <Nikky`> always? I wouldn't go with always
51:00 <Rak> ooomp can never be pleased
51:00 <Skirmish> Maybe something is wrong with her brain?  
51:00 <Skirmish> bipolar? 
51:00 <ooomp> Nikky` pleases me ALL THE TIME
51:00 <Nikky`> I sure do but its not hard.. I love ooomp
51:00 <Q{> http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1506977.1397758934!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/gallery_1200/jaimie-alexander.jpg
51:00 <ooomp> Men fail unfortunately
51:00 <Serenity> ooomp seems to have a nice little collection of irc boys happening there
51:00 <Q{> i hate when they pixelate
52:00 <Skirmish> I don’t even know what ooomp looks like. She could look like a fat pokemon for all I know. 
52:00 <beehhh> having wine
52:00 <Serenity> i hope shes pink if she does
52:00 <ooomp> Serenity its horrible :( I try push them away and they keep coming back
52:00 <Serenity> i like pink
53:00 <Serenity> you're doing it wrong ooomp you need to act needy and weird
53:00 <Serenity> that will chase them away
53:00 <ooomp> Ohh
53:00 <ooomp> Damn, so many wasted hours
53:00 <Q{> :D
53:00 <beehhh> so many
55:00 <simba> ur peeper not working properly mirza?
55:00 <ZeroDistance> arrr these christian ads
55:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> ooomp is the boner collector
55:00 <Skirmish> MY GOD I LOVE DRINKING MILK (from cows … female cows). 
55:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> collect me!
55:00 <Rak> that required clarification?
55:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> i prefer to let it ferment for a while and turn into cheese
56:00 <Skirmish> Rak: I know what some people on irc are like. I was getting INB4. 
56:00 <beehhh> ooomp are you having prawns?
56:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> ZeroDistance: what Christian ads?
56:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> im not watching TV
56:00 <CiscoKingOfTheStreets> what sort of Christian ads are around these days?
56:00 <ooomp> No
56:00 <ooomp> I'm eating a dark lindt Easter bunny
56:00 <beehhh> im having a glass of red
57:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-03-31/climate-change-researchers-say-climate-puts-human-health-at-risk/5356306
57:00 <beehhh> it never has been
57:00 <beehhh> only works on norell's ass
57:00 <ZeroDistance> im making rice!
58:00 <beehhh> yummy rice cracker
59:00 <ZeroDistance> social slut would be more attractive...
59:00 <ZeroDistance> ... .. . . . . . . . ....dots
00:00 <Compton_Menace> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB979KMd6h4
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Compton Menace - Streets ft. Mistah Fab (Aug 26, 2013) 4:00 - Category: Music - 7,701 views - 64 likes (97%), 2 dislikes (3%)
00:00 <beehhh> i dont hold anything back against anyone
02:00 <beehhh> most italians are circumsized
02:00 <Skirmish> You still haven’t told me what’s going on with your easter Rak? 
02:00 <Skirmish> I got to work tonight and there was two rabbits chasing each other around through the gardens. I guess they were getting ready to make easter eggs. 
02:00 <Apples> Skirmish is a loser
03:00 <Skirmish> Apples is forever alone. 
03:00 <Rak> i used 3 days of leave so i have 10 days off
03:00 <Rak> no sp[ecific plans other than catching up on chores and drinking
03:00 <Rak> have got a few bbq's and shit planned
05:00 <simba> lol
05:00 <THUG-LIFE_69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7wYZLQ7-dc
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Menace - The Reality (Dirty) (May 4, 2009) 4:47 - Category: Music - 20,537 views - 67 likes (98.5%), 1 dislikes (1.5%)
05:00 <Skirmish> Sounds like a lot of people have done the same thing. 
05:00 <THUG-LIFE_69> wos poppin 
05:00 <Skirmish> THUG-LIFE_69 is the worst nickname I have seen on this server for easy 4 years. 
06:00 <simba> whered you pick that statistic up
06:00 <simba> let me guess: your big brown asshole
06:00 <simba> where norells big manly dick goes
06:00 <simba> tell us all about norell and mirzas gay sex antics
06:00 <beehhh> you swapped old for a new
06:00 <couleurs> poppen n locken bro 
06:00 <THUG-LIFE_69> let me re phrase B 
06:00 <Compton_Menace> let it rip 
06:00 <Compton_Menace> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7wYZLQ7-dc
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Menace - The Reality (Dirty) (May 4, 2009) 0 - Category: Music - 20,537 views - 67 likes (98.5%), 1 dislikes (1.5%)
06:00 <Compton_Menace> 40 glock 
07:00 <stompin> nig
07:00 <Compton_Menace> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm8zAY_PUY8
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Menace - Reality (Directed by Taydoe Productions) (Nov 6, 2009) 4:55 - Category: Music - 7,313 views - 58 likes (98.3%), 1 dislikes (1.7%)
07:00 <Compton_Menace> BUMP DIS SH{T WESTSIDE CONNECT
07:00 <ZeroDistance> tupac is dead man
07:00 <beehhh> no women no cry
08:00 <ZeroDistance> rap music doesnt even need lyrics these days
08:00 <Compton_Menace> evry1 is dead 
08:00 <Compton_Menace> so is punk punk is dead
08:00 <ZeroDistance> just a black dude's photograph on TMZ
08:00 <Compton_Menace> ehehehehe zero 
08:00 <Skirmish> Compton is where poor people live. Sif listen to their tribal music. 
08:00 <Compton_Menace> im down wit TMZ 
08:00 <Compton_Menace> harvy rocks 
08:00 <Compton_Menace> well aint it good to listen to the struggle 
09:00 <Skirmish> Easy E got aids from rooting monkeys. 
09:00 <Compton_Menace> what ...ur down wit power to da real niggas an death to the struggle>????
09:00 <Skirmish> Ice Cube makes terrible movies. 
09:00 <ZeroDistance> eazy e was a monkey anyhow
09:00 <Compton_Menace> racists never enddddddddddd 
09:00 <ZeroDistance> ice cube was born terrible
09:00 <Skirmish> Dr Dre sooks about being forgotten.
09:00 <ZeroDistance> who?
09:00 <Compton_Menace> im down 
10:00 <simba> lol at the film clip
10:00 <Skirmish> If you don’t know who dre is … then you’ve already forgot about dre. 
10:00 <Compton_Menace> with the game now 
10:00 <Compton_Menace> 2pac snoop and dre is old news 
10:00 <ZeroDistance> im sure he'll make a song about it
10:00 <ZeroDistance> so the last ep of Vikings was really good
10:00 <beehhh> norell inviting me over shes a tranny will cook for me
10:00 <ZeroDistance> watching a christian being crucified
11:00 <Googie85> dont you have crack to sell Compton_Menace
11:00 <simba> i love niggers
11:00 <simba> filming him buying drinks at a convenience store
11:00 <simba> brilliant
11:00 <Googie85> lmao
11:00 <Compton_Menace> so much haters in dis world 
11:00 <Compton_Menace> and ive come up with the reason 
11:00 <Compton_Menace> why they is haters 
11:00 <beehhh> mh370 ferry shank 
11:00 <Compton_Menace> coz nigggas cant have what u got B 
11:00 <Compton_Menace> feel me 
11:00 <Skirmish> Because your english is terrible. That’s why. 
11:00 <Compton_Menace> windows shoppers 
11:00 <Compton_Menace> here we go 
11:00 <Skirmish> Because you’re a pixelated retard on my screen. 
11:00 <Compton_Menace> terrible.terrible.terrible.terrible.terrible.terrible.terrible.terrible.terrible.terrible.
12:00 <MrMark> its the thursday b4 a long weekend!!! we all gettin pissed!!?
12:00 <Doodle> no
12:00 <MrMark> why!
12:00 <Compton_Menace> u have said terrible. like 60 times since ive been here lol
12:00 <Compton_Menace> damn nigga 
12:00 <ZeroDistance> niggers need to flush the drugs and buy a new fucking toothbrush.
12:00 <beehhh> ferry was hit by a torpado
12:00 <beehhh> or a sanuk
12:00 <Compton_Menace> skirmish go back to india 
12:00 <Skirmish> Compton_Menace: Show me. Show me each time I have used the word since you arrived. 
12:00 <Compton_Menace> <Skirmish> Ice Cube makes terrible movies. 
12:00 <beehhh> wtf
12:00 <Compton_Menace> <ZeroDistance> ice cube was born terrible
12:00 <Skirmish> 1. 59 more to go. 
13:00 <Doodle> i have work tomorrow
13:00 <MrMark> dat sucks
13:00 <Doodle> good money
13:00 <Compton_Menace> <Skirmish> Because your english is terrible. That’s why. 
13:00 <Compton_Menace> want more lol
13:00 <Skirmish> 2, 58 more to go. 
13:00 <Compton_Menace> bitch pls
13:00 <beehhh> i saw that coming
13:00 <Skirmish> Not only is your english disgusting … your maths is out too. 
13:00 <beehhh> Ukraine vs world
13:00 <Compton_Menace> Menace is here 
13:00 <Compton_Menace> my english aint good mo fo 
13:00 <Skirmish> 2 does not equal 60. The more you know. 
13:00 <Compton_Menace> im from europe B 
13:00 <Compton_Menace> aight 
13:00 <Compton_Menace> u got a problem wit at 
13:00 <Compton_Menace> ahahahahah worddddddddddddd
14:00 <beehhh> time
14:00 <Googie85> lmao
14:00 <Kynetic> sucks workin in hospitality ay
14:00 <Compton_Menace> i aint a pom like u 
14:00 <Skirmish> I bet you’re white. 
14:00 <Compton_Menace> just coz ur from stains dont mean ur a top speller biatchhhhhhhhhhhh
14:00 <Skirmish> Wiggas need to be shot on site. 
14:00 <Compton_Menace> im whiter then milk 
14:00 <beehhh> drink culture will do no good
14:00 <Compton_Menace> is that a problem 
14:00 <Compton_Menace> shot on site 
14:00 <Compton_Menace> how about we go out 
15:00 <Kynetic> cunce gotta eat ay
15:00 <Doodle> i dont work in hospitality
15:00 <Kynetic> public transport?
15:00 <Kynetic> :P
15:00 <Doodle> lol
15:00 <MrMark> gawd
15:00 <Doodle> government
15:00 <Kynetic> wtf?
15:00 <Kynetic> government doesnt work on public holidays
15:00 <Kynetic> lol
15:00 <Compton_Menace> and see whos got a bigger peace 
15:00 <Compton_Menace> come on pussy 
15:00 <Compton_Menace> u talk shit infront of ur pc 
15:00 <Compton_Menace> like a bICHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
15:00 <Compton_Menace> THAT U R 
15:00 <Skirmish> I don’t think they will let me take this with me if I leave site. 
15:00 <beehhh> 370 has landed back in thailand
16:00 <Doodle> emergency response do
16:00 <FredFlinstone> efeningzers all
16:00 <MrMark> i do work any day lol
16:00 <Compton_Menace> ahahahahhahaha 
16:00 <Compton_Menace> beehhh 
16:00 <Compton_Menace> ye with one wing 
16:00 <beehhh> first you send me out then you asking me for help you lol
17:00 <beehhh> end result wont be good for anyone we both know whats coming
17:00 <Compton_Menace> menace is comming 
17:00 <Compton_Menace> :P
17:00 <beehhh> ita left the prawns price high
18:00 <FredFlinstone> you never work you old slut
18:00 <MrMark> oh no!
18:00 <MrMark> its him!
18:00 <MrMark> yes u
18:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no it is!
18:00 <FredFlinstone> its me
18:00 <Compton_Menace> an strippers 
18:00 <Compton_Menace> B where u at??
18:00 <beehhh> they were never cheap
18:00 <Compton_Menace> eehhehehehe
18:00 <Compton_Menace> true that depends if ur ballin 
19:00 <MrMark> who else would it be
19:00 <beehhh> i dont wish to return back eithert
20:00 <MrMark> oooer
20:00 <Compton_Menace> So there aint no hoes in here 
20:00 <Compton_Menace> whats up with that farking 15 years ago use to be swarming in here 
21:00 <Skirmish> They’re all single mothers who cannot afford internet now. 
21:00 <Compton_Menace> ahahahahahhahahahahah
21:00 <Compton_Menace> skirmish ur right there 
21:00 <beehhh> they bred too many aliens suddenly abbott cuts all the alien allowance
21:00 <beehhh> rofl
21:00 <Compton_Menace> they take there kids dole money and drink and buy drugs 
22:00 <beehhh> kids gone smart thesedays
22:00 <Compton_Menace> fuken whos watched need for speed 2014 man wonna watch it tonight ???
23:00 <FredFlinstone> with a one and a half pike
23:00 <FredFlinstone> ouch!
23:00 <Compton_Menace> for real i dun wonna waist my time anyone seen it??
23:00 <beehhh> i saw 300 twice
23:00 <Compton_Menace> whats 300 twice ?
23:00 <Compton_Menace> bricks mansion 
23:00 <beehhh> especially for that greek slut
23:00 <Compton_Menace> top movie 
24:00 <beehhh> whens the easter
25:00 <FredFlinstone> tomorrow
25:00 <beehhh> is easter sunday is a public holiday?
25:00 <FredFlinstone> yesh
25:00 <FredFlinstone> monday in lieu of sunday
25:00 <beehhh> my last easter in oz seven years ago
25:00 <FredFlinstone> I see
25:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5klp6rkHIks
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ride Along Official Trailer #1 (2014) - Kevin Hart, Ice Cube Movie HD (Nov 8, 2013) 2:35 - Category: Film and Animation - 5,512,499 views - 22,486 likes (97%), 689 dislikes (3%)
26:00 <FredFlinstone> ttradies take the whole week off cos its anzac day friday
26:00 <beehhh> i forgive everyone i hated
26:00 <beehhh> life goes on and i moved on
27:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/893914_10201848913798425_1309025425_o.jpg
27:00 <FredFlinstone> well the building trade at least
27:00 <beehhh> this was before i die
27:00 <lumeah2> someone... take my shoes off
27:00 <lumeah2> TA!
27:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my you live near me
27:00 <FredFlinstone> scary
27:00 <Compton_Menace> OMG FARK RIDE ALONG 
28:00 <lumeah2> hehe
28:00 <FredFlinstone> oooeeerrrrr
28:00 <FredFlinstone> like a back rub too?
28:00 <beehhh> lived
28:00 <FredFlinstone> I see
28:00 <lumeah2> now need finger nail clippers
28:00 <beehhh> sunshine man got stabbed by his defacto wife
28:00 <FredFlinstone> I am still here lol
28:00 <FredFlinstone> oh
28:00 <Compton_Menace> SHIT MOVIE EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
28:00 <ZeroDistance> mmm alien bread
29:00 <FredFlinstone> footy on soon
29:00 <FredFlinstone> where is TheRon?
29:00 <Loof> you need a full body bleaching imo lumeah2
29:00 <Loof> and an std test
29:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no she doesnt
30:00 <beehhh> death is part of life and dont seek help from women or teen guys
30:00 <FredFlinstone> we were going by the MCG wondering why the lights werent on lol
30:00 <FredFlinstone> silly billies we were
30:00 <beehhh> even the boats dropping aliens onshore in a hope for australian dream
31:00 <beehhh> my english is too poor to express, but i am really impressed oooh oooh fuck me
31:00 <FredFlinstone> oh i see
31:00 <FredFlinstone> dont worry you wont get that in here
32:00 <FredFlinstone> noboy will say that to you
32:00 <FredFlinstone> nobody
32:00 <MrMark> semen
32:00 <beehhh> nope, i just found a 10grand in a designer's bag
32:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah right
32:00 <lumeah2> buy me a new car
32:00 <beehhh> there was alot of care factors and alot of love
33:00 <beehhh> my fart smells potent
33:00 <FredFlinstone> I just bought a new car
33:00 <FredFlinstone> we dont need to know that
33:00 <lumeah2> what?
33:00 <FredFlinstone> about his farts
33:00 <FredFlinstone> but I did buy a new car
33:00 <FredFlinstone> :)
33:00 <beehhh> first aussie to win the world boxing title from logan
33:00 <beehhh> i remembered the day when everything turned into black, you've betrayed me again and you will
34:00 <MrMark> we know
34:00 <FredFlinstone> they dont lol
34:00 <FredFlinstone> biatch!
34:00 <FredFlinstone> I been so busy buying accessories for it
34:00 <MrMark> cow
34:00 <MrMark> mooo
34:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
34:00 <FredFlinstone> ho bag
34:00 <MrMark> crack ho
34:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah: I am willing to extend the branch of peace with you. 
34:00 <Skirmish> IF
34:00 <Skirmish> .. you youtube yourself shooting ping pong balls out of your vagina. 
34:00 <Skirmish> Ball is in your court. 
35:00 <FredFlinstone> go sucj beehhh's cock for him
35:00 <FredFlinstone> and take a wiff of his farts
35:00 <beehhh> too much of grange wine
35:00 <doctor> back on the chain gang
35:00 <FredFlinstone> you wish
35:00 <Skirmish> Evening Excessive.  Coffee sounds like a good idea. 
35:00 <Excessive> aye
35:00 <Excessive> n evenin
36:00 <MrMark> ehehehehe
36:00 <FredFlinstone> that would be Grange Hermitage?
36:00 <beehhh> i did grand sud grange n merlot
36:00 <MrMark> that grange wine will get u every time
36:00 <FredFlinstone> merlot fuck off
36:00 <FredFlinstone> I know I gave it up years ago
36:00 <FredFlinstone> last bottle I threw in the garden
36:00 <beehhh> firteen firteen firty true
37:00 <MrMark> bitch
37:00 <beehhh> too much political drama over wine
37:00 <couleurs> k
37:00 <Apples> Skirmish is a loser
37:00 <Skirmish> Apples is forever alone.
38:00 <beehhh> barry would remembered if he did ever gobble it
38:00 <MrMark> ehehehehe
38:00 <MrMark> poor old Bazza
38:00 <beehhh> wine never arrived but fake paperworks
38:00 <Compton_Menace> kush kush puff puff pass
39:00 <beehhh> Greens coming to power in slow pace but that wont befits the country either ways
39:00 <Compton_Menace> <Googie85> dont you have crack to sell Compton_Menace
39:00 <Compton_Menace> <simba> i love niggers
39:00 <Compton_Menace> wordddddd
39:00 <beehhh> *beneficial
39:00 <Saemon> hey girls
40:00 <Saemon> hotstuff has arrived
40:00 <Excessive> lol
42:00 <Mew> Skirmish meow
43:00 <couleurs> thank u
43:00 <Mew> welcome babes
43:00 <couleurs> u
43:00 <Skirmish> Mother Mew! How goes easter? The pirate spawn walking yet? 
44:00 <Mew> it goes good woohoo jesus 
45:00 <Mew> the spawn has been walking for a few weeks now
47:00 <Skirmish> Awwww so lovely. 
50:00 <ooomp> My butt hurts :/
50:00 <couleurs> yoyoyo... j dogg in da hause
50:00 <Saemon> i met one of the lifeguards on bondi rescue
50:00 <Mew> the big brother house
50:00 <Saemon> total fucking douchebag
50:00 <Saemon> thinks he's top shit
50:00 <Doodle> stop talking about me
50:00 <couleurs> did he give you cpr 
51:00 <Rak> you'll come to enjoy it eventually
51:00 <Saemon> hell no
51:00 <couleurs> cool penis rection
51:00 <Saemon> id rather be left for dead
51:00 <couleurs> me 2
51:00 <Saemon> i put poison lipgloss on as a defence
51:00 <Nikky`> me 3
52:00 <MrMark> anal probe
52:00 <ooomp> Gutter minds
52:00 <ooomp> I fell
52:00 <Nikky`> whatever you're talking about
52:00 <Saemon> any cunt who decides to give me cpr
52:00 <Saemon> is in for a fucken deadly suprise
52:00 <couleurs> u bloodey rippa
52:00 <SlutCum> hey semen stfu
52:00 <SlutCum> god u cunts are boring
53:00 <Rak> bruised?
53:00 <xm> no u r
53:00 <SlutCum> how
53:00 <Saemon> i know u r but wat am i
53:00 <xm> dunno y i said
53:00 <SlutCum> im not the 1 carrying on about lipstick
53:00 <xm> maybe i angry
53:00 <Mew> get a big DNR sticker to go on the back of your chair
53:00 <xm> life sycks
53:00 <SlutCum> its like these fuckheads one time on this network talking about geiger meters
54:00 <ooomp> Yes
54:00 <Rak> pics
54:00 <ooomp> Nice blue and yellow colours 
54:00 <ooomp> Its like Ukraine attacked me
54:00 <SlutCum> seriously get a life
54:00 <xm> lol
54:00 <xm> capacitor
54:00 <SlutCum> lol
55:00 <Bomber_Turd> hello
55:00 <MrMark> that pesky Ukraine
55:00 <Bomber_Turd> blow the cunts up
55:00 <Saemon> lipgloss
55:00 <Saemon> not lipstick
55:00 <Saemon> theres a difference
55:00 <SlutCum> r u afraid you will get butt raped
55:00 <Saemon> i butt raped your dad toughguy
56:00 <Bomber_Turd> keep the woman
56:00 <Bomber_Turd> women*
56:00 <SlutCum> r u a slut
56:00 <Saemon> i know ur mum is
56:00 <Saemon> ownt.
56:00 <SlutCum> john howard is dying
56:00 <Serenity> Saemon
56:00 <Serenity> if you dont stop using that gay fucking word
57:00 <Rak> how nuanced
57:00 <Serenity> im gonna set an automatic ban on it
57:00 <Mew> eyebrow cancer
57:00 <couleurs> ownt.
57:00 <SlutCum> hmm yummo just ate pasat cheese and sauce
57:00 <SlutCum> lol mew
00:00 <Breaking`Ban> they obviously want to seize control of the natural gas from your butt
00:00 <ness> don't be a turd
00:00 <Breaking`Ban> funnily enough blue & yellow are the Ukraine flag colours
00:00 <Breaking`Ban> oh right
00:00 <Bomber_Turd> born like it, sorry
00:00 <Breaking`Ban> that's what you meant
01:00 <ooomp> Someone is slow
01:00 <[Maverick]> yup 
01:00 <ooomp> It's not even a Friday
01:00 <[Maverick]> and I will go as slow as I want to.
01:00 <ooomp> Screw you Mavvie
02:00 <[Maverick]> ok
03:00 <Rak> so yours won't be the only hurt butt
03:00 <lumeah2> http://dogingtonpost.com/remembering-the-dogs-of-the-titanic/#.U0-mjvmSzEZ
03:00 <ooomp> Rak, you could join in with the hurt
03:00 <ooomp> If you haven't already
04:00 <Rak> maybe it only hurts if it's fought
04:00 <ooomp> Or maybe you're just talking crap (pun intended)
04:00 <Rak> i never talk crap
04:00 <Apples> Skirmish is a loser
04:00 <Skirmish> Apples is forever alone.
04:00 <Apples> Well no Skirmish not really at all
04:00 <Apples> I just enjoy tormenting you
05:00 <ooomp> Sorry I confused the stains, must be chocolate
05:00 <Rak> you're excused
05:00 <ooomp> I have a dark chocolate bunny
05:00 <ooomp> Who shall be eaten at some point
05:00 <Serenity> apples are you soupnazi?
05:00 <Apples> no
05:00 <Serenity> ok
05:00 <Skirmish> Forever alone … you will be, forever alone. 
06:00 <Rak> pfffft eat the little fucker now
06:00 <ooomp> No!
06:00 <ooomp> Far too cute
07:00 <Rak> oh.  i guess that means you'd never eat me
07:00 <ooomp> Lol you're not cute
07:00 <ooomp> Plus I don't like human :/
08:00 <Breaking`Ban> what if you had to choose between tofu or human
08:00 <Rak> maybe you just haven't developed a taste
08:00 <Rak> who the hell would choose tofu!?
08:00 <Kynetic> human
08:00 <Kynetic> every. single. time.
08:00 <xm> Apples: how is Jess?
09:00 <Bomber_Turd> Kynetic how are you son?
09:00 <brainz> exit
09:00 <brainz> opps
09:00 <xm> are you still "analysing things" ?
09:00 <Skirmish> JESS IS A MAN! 
09:00 <Skirmish> lol
09:00 <Skirmish> So trolled hard. 
09:00 <xm> poor Apples
10:00 <Kynetic> salivating
10:00 <Kynetic> urself?
10:00 <Bomber_Turd> masterbating
10:00 <Breaking`Ban> Kynetic: you're from QLD arent you? that's not too far from PNG...if you know what i mean
10:00 <Fez> Maybe he likes men named jess?
10:00 <xm> yes, men with boyfriends
10:00 <Nikky`> Shut up Skirmish.. such a loser :P
11:00 <Bomber_Turd> lol
11:00 <Skirmish> :( that’s harsh Nikky`.
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am a loser
11:00 <Nikky`> you know i'm kidding Skirmish.. *ruffles your hair*
11:00 <Nikky`> omfgbbqhax <3
11:00 <Fez> I lose at pool often
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh hi
12:00 <MrMark> im gettin wasted and watching Apocalypse Now
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> Brb
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmm
12:00 <Nikky`> wb
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> Spanks
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> Well this is fun
13:00 <Nikky`> How are you?
13:00 <Nikky`> Its always fun when i'm on
13:00 <Compton_Menace> nikky where u been girl 
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am good
14:00 <partay> MrMark you like the smell of napalm in the morning ?
14:00 <MrMark> yep
14:00 <partay> me too
14:00 <MrMark> smells like.....victory
14:00 <partay> and a little like roast chicken
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mikey has had bronchitis all week
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> Miley
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> So been busy
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> Biught a new bike
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> Etc
14:00 <Nikky`> I've been around Compton_Menace., how are you?
14:00 <Saemon> wat sort of bike?
14:00 <Doodle> malvern star
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> Vtr1000f
14:00 <Nikky`> Is she feeling better?
14:00 <Compton_Menace> im good nikky 
14:00 <Compton_Menace> how u been 
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> All good now nikky
15:00 <Compton_Menace> ive been waiting for dayssssssssss
15:00 <Compton_Menace> u keep me hangin on :(
15:00 <Nikky`> Days? for?
15:00 <Compton_Menace> for u man 
15:00 <Nikky`> I'm glad omfgbbqhax 
15:00 <Nikky`> I'm not a man
15:00 <Compton_Menace> i kno ur not 
15:00 <Compton_Menace> ats why im saying man 
15:00 <Compton_Menace> :)
15:00 <Nikky`> today
15:00 <Nikky`> that is
15:00 <Nikky`> I'm good btw
15:00 <Apples> Nikky`
15:00 <Nikky`> be happy to get home tomorrow tho
16:00 <MrMark> Grange?
16:00 <Apples> Nikky` the youtube sensation
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ugh I have to work tomorrow.
16:00 <Apples> rofl
16:00 <Nikky`> ugh I have shopping with mum tomorrow
16:00 <Nikky`> then I get to escape
16:00 <Nikky`> Yaaaaaaaay
17:00 <Compton_Menace> nikky whats bouncing
17:00 <Compton_Menace> :)
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
17:00 <Nikky`> My boobs..no bra on
17:00 <Nikky`> hehe
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> Tell mummy's I said hi
17:00 <Compton_Menace> ahahahahahhaha 
17:00 <Nikky`> Sure
17:00 <Saemon> pics or it didnt happen Nikky`
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmm boobs
17:00 <Nikky`> It didn't happen
18:00 <Nikky`> Poor trout
18:00 <DrMattysThesisOnOxytocin> i am a Nikky` boob bouncing denialist too
18:00 <Nikky`> lol
18:00 <DrMattysThesisOnOxytocin> it never happened
18:00 <Nikky`> told ya
18:00 <DrMattysThesisOnOxytocin> i dont care if ill go to jail over it
18:00 <Apples> Nikky` the youtube sensation
18:00 <DrMattysThesisOnOxytocin> i am a man of integrity.
18:00 <Nikky`> Of course you are
19:00 <MrMark> only way to drink it
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> Anyway
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> Idle time
19:00 <Nikky`> Stop!! it's idle time
20:00 <partay> MrMark you like makers mark ?
20:00 <DrMattysThesisOnOxytocin> i love watching your idle time through /whois while you sleep
20:00 <DrMattysThesisOnOxytocin> some girls think it's creepy
21:00 <DrMattysThesisOnOxytocin> some girls think it's sweet
21:00 <Nikky`> Depends on the day
22:00 <Saemon> is maccas open today??
22:00 <DrMattysThesisOnOxytocin> well...our anniversary is coming up soon Nikky` 
22:00 <Nikky`> It sure is
23:00 <Nikky`> I'm excited
23:00 <DrMattysThesisOnOxytocin> cant wait for you to film the video of yourself receiving my jewellery and feigning excitement....over the paperclips i bended out to form hoop earings
23:00 <DrMattysThesisOnOxytocin> it's the thought that counts
24:00 <MrMark> nah
24:00 <MrMark> prefer Jim Beam black
24:00 <MrMark> or wild turkey
24:00 <Nikky`> It sure is
25:00 <simba> i got some stuff called dimple atm 
25:00 <MrMark> scotch
25:00 <Rak> blended whisky
25:00 <MrMark> yep
25:00 <MrMark> i like Jameson Irish
25:00 <couleurs> 2 asshoels leaf at same time
26:00 <Rak> i have sullivan's cove
26:00 <MrMark> dont know it
26:00 <Rak> tasmanian whisky
26:00 <MrMark> oh gawd
26:00 <Mew> thats a hell quit message haha
26:00 <DrMattysThesisOnOxytocin> it must be autumn
26:00 <DrMattysThesisOnOxytocin> the leafs are fallin
27:00 <MrMark> dont drink aussie whisjy
27:00 <Rak> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
27:00 <Tommy> whisjy lol
27:00 <Rak> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-03-21/sullivans-coves-world-wisky-win-for-single-malt/5336498
27:00 <MrMark> whisky
27:00 <MrMark> u bitch!!
27:00 <couleurs> thank u
27:00 <Nikky`> welcome
28:00 <partay> how can you not like makers yet like WT and JBB ?
29:00 <deeldose> like berbs
29:00 <partay> see even deeldose knows
29:00 <deeldose> mm is good value
29:00 <deeldose> for price
29:00 <Nikky`> sssh don't talk to the mong hater
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> Shhhhhhh
30:00 <MrMark> i dont like it
30:00 <deeldose> fair enough
30:00 <Nikky`> ok
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> Good
31:00 <deeldose> id drink it if it was here!
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> Soooooo
33:00 <deeldose> im offended
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> Go to work for me tomorrow I will take mum shopping
33:00 <Nikky`> Soooooooooo
33:00 <Nikky`> what time do you start?
34:00 <Shadowgate> deeldose is funny lol
34:00 <Nikky`> Hey Loof
34:00 <Loof> hey Nikky` :)
35:00 <deeldose> i wish
36:00 <partay> Rak is on the trigger 
36:00 <couleurs> :)
37:00 <Rak> trigger?
37:00 <Rak> speaking of butts, evening Lumeah
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> 8:30 til 5
38:00 <partay> lol
38:00 <Shadowgate> lol
38:00 <partay> Lumeah how's your bum for grubs tonight ?
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ooops
39:00 <Loof> DrMattysThesisOnOxytocin, wtf is Oxytocin you fucking fucktard?
39:00 <Nikky`> wb
39:00 <Loof> learn to spell
39:00 <Nikky`> And I plan to still be in bed at 8:30
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> Gay
39:00 <Loof> DrMattysThesisOnOxytocin, how did you come up with a nick that is so long AND so shit?
39:00 <Loof> fucktard
40:00 <DrMattysThesisOnOxytocin> LOL Loof it's me xm
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> Is obviously comeones 
40:00 <DrMattysThesisOnOxytocin> im taking the piss out of Apples
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oooops
41:00 <simba> SLIPKNOT
41:00 <DrMattysThesisOnOxytocin> because he got busted over someone over something
41:00 <DrMattysThesisOnOxytocin> he said things like "i am a scientist. i analyse things"
41:00 <DrMattysThesisOnOxytocin> to what he believed to be a young girl
41:00 <DrMattysThesisOnOxytocin> and Oxytocin is the 'love drug'
42:00 <Excessive> simba, uploadin now, but it's gonnah be quite some time 2% done, 380 mins to go
42:00 <Excessive> it's like 1.6GB
42:00 <Nikky`> Dr Loooooooooooove
42:00 <DrMattysThesisOnOxytocin> you're my favourite patient Nikky` 
43:00 <simba> damm 
43:00 <simba> u should put 1 track on youtube or some thing
43:00 <simba> thats a big mother filer
43:00 <Intrepid> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_xL-YOeBpo&list=PL08FFCAD3495F30B6
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rock the Monkey (May 7, 2009) 3:49 - Category: Entertainment - 51,646 views - 13 likes (81.3%), 3 dislikes (18.8%)
43:00 <Excessive> ye I didn't look, but I think it's over one hour
43:00 <Nikky`> Coz you know the right kind of drugs
43:00 <Loof> there are no right kind of drugs
43:00 <Nikky`> Is so.. panadol
43:00 <Nikky`> hehe
44:00 <Loof> oh yeah and coffee
44:00 <Nikky`> Mmmm coffee
44:00 <Loof> mmm :)
44:00 <Loof> good idea actually brb
44:00 <couleurs> i'm drugs
45:00 <simba> lol Intrepid
45:00 <Intrepid> simba do u have one?
45:00 <simba> i was already born with a human dildo
45:00 <simba> but i do have a swing set up so my boyfriend can ride me
45:00 <Intrepid> sick cunt
46:00 <simba> joking im a homophobe
46:00 <Intrepid> bullshit
46:00 <Intrepid> i heard u love cock
46:00 <simba> no no its not true
47:00 <MrMark> cock
47:00 <Intrepid> in arse
48:00 <simba> times two
48:00 <Intrepid> u like to be dp?
48:00 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/AgpUNvr.png
49:00 <MrMark> oooer
49:00 <Nikky`> lol
50:00 <Intrepid> no freaks here tonight
50:00 <couleurs> merry xmas every one
51:00 <MrMark> just me
51:00 <Rak> this is irc
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bah humbug
51:00 <doctor> happy new year 2012
52:00 <MrMark> look at that mama
52:00 <MrMark> Dire Straights
52:00 <DrMattysThesisOnOxytocin> LOL [Maverick]. had to read that three times... i have an innocent mind...really
52:00 <couleurs> year of the tiger
53:00 <Intrepid> we built this city
53:00 <doctor> they need a year of the swan
53:00 <DrMattysThesisOnOxytocin> oh yeah all the animal disciples Jesus had
53:00 <DrMattysThesisOnOxytocin> all 12
53:00 <DrMattysThesisOnOxytocin> they had to race across the Jordan River
54:00 <doctor> i think they are a very underrated creature
55:00 <MrMark> Starship
57:00 <simba> starchip pringles
57:00 <couleurs> i'm a very underrated creature
57:00 <doctor> yes, you are a beautiful swam
57:00 <doctor> swan
58:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSElNeqnbk0
58:00 <deeldose> bugz
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bie The Ska - กลกากๆ Ep.1 (Mar 29, 2014) 2:07 - Category: Entertainment - 196,835 views - 3,538 likes (97.5%), 90 dislikes (2.5%)
58:00 <simba> a thugz life
58:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7msxRmoA5o#t=71
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MINE by Álvaro de la Herrán (Mar 5, 2013) - Category: Film and Animation - 296,504 views - 3,204 likes (98.3%), 54 dislikes (1.7%)
59:00 <simba> lmao at bie the ska
59:00 <simba> this owns hard
59:00 <simba> woooooooooaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
00:00 <MrMark> wooooooooooooooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
00:00 <couleurs> helo welcome 2 thai jack ass
00:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsvtIzebNcw 
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Black Swan Official Dance Scene with Natalie Portman (Nov 30, 2010) 0:48 - - 3,942,862 views - 5,441 likes (96.1%), 223 dislikes (3.9%)
00:00 <couleurs> me
01:00 <simba> this is the new gangnam style
01:00 <Tommy> fucken ness bitch
01:00 <simba> <shadsam> hey hey gangnam style
01:00 <deeldose> gangbang style
01:00 <doctor> 12 stars
01:00 <couleurs> :))))))))
02:00 <MrMark> gangbang!!!!!!
06:00 <Intrepid> hello
07:00 <Serenity> gang bang style
07:00 <Intrepid> did panda top himself?
07:00 <cthulhufhtagn> yes
08:00 <Skirmish> How would we know if he did? 
08:00 <Skirmish> He left a note for who ever it was that found him to log into irc and tell us? 
08:00 <slower> lol
09:00 <Intrepid> gangbanng my butt
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> He was on xbox live before
10:00 <MrMark> yes
11:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcmCSWGrFo8
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: An'So and Nima - Cubango Connexion Toulouse - 19 octobre 2013 (Oct 20, 2013) 4:17 - Category: Sports - 160,146 views - 352 likes (93.4%), 25 dislikes (6.6%)
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> And he was on fb on Tuesday
13:00 <Intrepid> he has cretin mates here im sure on of them would know
13:00 <Intrepid> speaking of cretins, hello johninja
14:00 <johninja> 8===D
14:00 <Nikky`> Hey johninja :o)
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey ninja
14:00 <johninja> hey Nikky`
14:00 <johninja> hey omfgbbqhax
14:00 <Fez> Ascii dicks!!!
14:00 <johninja> hows it going?
15:00 <Nikky`> Its going fantastical, you?
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> Got nappies
15:00 <johninja> well thanks
15:00 <johninja> eating some indian fewd
16:00 <johninja> NAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNn
17:00 <MrMark> ass sex
20:00 <couleurs> hehe
20:00 <johninja> hi coops
20:00 <johninja> whats the haps
21:00 <Intrepid> farken
21:00 <couleurs> hi... nothing
21:00 <johninja> want to get high?
21:00 <couleurs> no
21:00 <johninja> k :(
21:00 <b-queen> bad things happen when you're high
22:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjHnWz3EyHs#t=54
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Spectacular Salsa - Paddy and Nico - Electric Ballroom | Britain's Got Talent 2014 (Apr 12, 2014) 6:58 - Category: Entertainment - 10,104,059 views - 48,303 likes (95.3%), 2,392 dislikes (4.7%)
22:00 <Menace2Society> fgt
22:00 <b-queen> e.g. you cut your own penis off then jump off baloncies like that guy who rapped with wu tang
22:00 <b-queen> IS THAT WOT YOU WANT?
23:00 <Menace2Society> nice jib
28:00 <Intrepid> speak
28:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1958308_504252686364939_447617959590780835_n.jpg
30:00 <Rak> are you cute?
30:00 <MrMark> i am
30:00 <Rak> hahaha fuck
30:00 <Rak> lies
30:00 <MrMark> ehehehehe
32:00 <Lumeah> hehehee funny
32:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRP
33:00 <Rak> sush :P
33:00 <Rak> *shush
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> Shhhhhhh
35:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWLgCFB1cG0
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kroll Show cupcakes look amazing (Jan 16, 2013) 0:17 - Category: Howto and Style - 28,709 views - 114 likes (89.8%), 13 dislikes (10.2%)
35:00 <couleurs> lollllllll
43:00 <couleurs> http://vimeo.com/34456036
44:00 <deeldose> i just want to fuck bad bitches, all those nights i never had bitches - dr dre
44:00 <deeldose> i still dont have any btw
44:00 <couleurs> they should've done that with windows 8
47:00 <important> asl everyone!
48:00 <Crip> 12 f cambodia
48:00 <important> :/
49:00 <Intrepid> talkative cunts
49:00 <lumeah2> rof!
49:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g10DqPbbUuw
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dvořák - Symphony No. 9 Allegro con fuoco (Official Music Video) (Apr 15, 2014) 2:57 - Category: People and Blogs - 147,793 views - 984 likes (79.9%), 247 dislikes (20.1%)
49:00 <couleurs> cool
51:00 <partay> Intrepid stfu or gtfo
51:00 <Intrepid> dont start shit with me cunt
51:00 <important> sooo,  melbourne......  back in the day this channel usta go to fast to read
52:00 <Intrepid> i told u im not gay so take no for an answer
56:00 <Skirmish> Welcome Bonny 
56:00 <b-queen> fuck up Bonny
57:00 <Intrepid> Bonny
57:00 <Bonny> hello
57:00 <Skirmish> That time of the month is it b-queen or did you just realise nobody is going to buy you easter eggs this year? 
57:00 <Intrepid> Bonny are you aware of the channel rules?
58:00 <Bonny> what are the rule,s Intrepid?
58:00 <Serenity> heya bonny
58:00 <Bonny> hey Serenity.. :)
58:00 <b-queen> well, I went to the shops the other day and there was a lady giving out hot cross buns, a lady giving out easter eggs and a lady giving out ice cream tasters... all of them looked at me and ignored me
58:00 <Intrepid> on arrival u "must" post a pic of your face and boobs
58:00 <b-queen> then there was a lady giving out free gym trials... she was the only one who offered me something
58:00 <Intrepid> b-queen maybe u look like a cunt?
59:00 <b-queen> ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING WESTFIELD?
59:00 <Bonny> no such rule, Intrepid and if there was there no pic of me
59:00 <lumeah2> the rules are.. don't be a gentleman... lol
59:00 <Intrepid> ./ban Bonny No tit pics.
59:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ looking for gentlemen on irc. 
59:00 <Fez> The rules are. Beagle!
00:00 <Skirmish> Deluded perm wearing hippy. 
00:00 <lumeah2> Skrimmy!
00:00 <lumeah2> lub ya mate! Mwah!
00:00 <lumeah2> lol
00:00 <Skirmish> Women that look like you are not permitted to give me a pet name. 
00:00 <lumeah2> ummm
00:00 <lumeah2> you see
00:00 <Serenity> ouch
00:00 <Serenity> lol
01:00 <b-queen> Nick Cummins is bringing the perm back FYI
01:00 <Bonny> how are you, Serenity?
01:00 <lumeah2> i have that pet name ..BEOUCSE YOU LIKED IT :p
01:00 <Serenity> im great bonny
01:00 <Serenity> you?
01:00 <lumeah2> denial
01:00 <Bonny> great to hear.. yeah I had a great day just resting.. :)
01:00 <Skirmish> lumeah2: Do you practice to be this absurd or has it been a skill that you were born with? 
02:00 <lumeah2> i know it makes your night skirmmy :P
02:00 <lumeah2> just for you
02:00 <Serenity> its rubbed off her bed buddy
02:00 <Skirmish> Yuck
06:00 <couleurs> u guys r the worst chatters i've ever been in company of 
07:00 <Rak> i do my chatting with dick pics
07:00 <Intrepid> agreed
07:00 <deeldose> best chatting evar
07:00 <Rak> a picture paints a thousand words
07:00 <Rak> my dick paints about two thousand ;D
07:00 <Intrepid> Lumeah 
07:00 <Skirmish> Be careful what you ask for … 
08:00 <couleurs> dick pic this 8=======D
09:00 <Excessive> go n have a shave ol dude
09:00 <Excessive> :)
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I know hey
09:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck was I bored
09:00 <Excessive> I had 1 last nite
09:00 <Excessive> after like a month's growth
10:00 <Excessive> took to it with the hair clippers
12:00 <Bastardly_One> cbf'ed
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I better before the family rounds on Sunday I suppose
13:00 <Excessive> I jus got sick of havin mah moustache in mah mouth
13:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin A
13:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not like that yet
13:00 <Bastardly_One> you've seen a pic of it like that *lol*
13:00 <Bastardly_One> this is just a "bit of a growth"
14:00 <Bastardly_One> how cool is my hoodie?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> so fucking comfy and warm
14:00 <Excessive> hoodie? I only seen u with ur cap ......... mabbe should have a second look
14:00 <Bastardly_One> in the back you'll see a fluffy hood 
14:00 <Excessive> a ok
14:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like that the entire way through except the arms
15:00 <Bastardly_One> sooooooooooo comfy
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and warm 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah that cap I've decided beats the shit out of a $50 one
16:00 <Bastardly_One> considering it's price
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> ask me how much? 
16:00 <Excessive> I need to do some mo shoppin tomoz, they're closin on saqt
16:00 <Bastardly_One> so cheap I feel dirty saying
16:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmm you fail
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Good Fri
17:00 <Bastardly_One> they'll be shut
17:00 <Excessive> hmmmm hope not
17:00 <Bastardly_One> google the hours and find out
17:00 <Excessive> cbf-ed atm
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you're screwed if it closed at 10 instead of midnight too 
17:00 <Excessive> but I will
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm willing to put money on the fact I'm that sure
18:00 <PrinceValium> my beard is quite manly.
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine's ... grey
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive
18:00 <Bastardly_One> which one is the less embarrassing do you think?
18:00 <Excessive> ye I have a few grays in mine
18:00 <Bastardly_One> the BOOM! one maybe?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's pretty retarded
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the first BOOM! one maybe?
19:00 <Excessive> no gray hair yet though
20:00 <Excessive> wat r u talkin abt man?
20:00 <Excessive> BOOM?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> the pics duh
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps!
20:00 <Excessive> oh
20:00 <PrinceValium> :o
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I think they're all bad .. the "twin" wants to see 
20:00 <Shadowgate> be funny yous lol
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hi kate
21:00 <[Maverick]> going on sweetheart
21:00 <Bastardly_One> was too busy talking about myself to notice :P
21:00 <[Maverick]> as per 
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh hai there *waves*
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> who is mr grumpy?
22:00 <Excessive> lmao .......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10155952_10201265197386596_7426192089301393784_n.jpg
22:00 <SlutCum> fuck me dead
23:00 <[Maverick]> someone grumpy. 
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew
23:00 <Intrepid> no thanks
24:00 <Serenity> kate!
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> serenity! sup?
24:00 <Serenity> not much just took a shower with my new salt scrub and soaks.. sah relaxed
24:00 <Serenity> you?
24:00 <Serenity> soaps**
24:00 <Intrepid> Serenity pics?
24:00 <Serenity> no?
24:00 <Intrepid> yes.
25:00 <Serenity> no.
25:00 <[Maverick]> yes. 
25:00 <Serenity> you have plenty [Maverick]
25:00 <Serenity> get out
26:00 <[Maverick]> they might of changed since last time I seen them 
26:00 <Serenity> also Excessive no shops are open tomorrow
26:00 <[Maverick]> might of grown a third nipple or something. 
27:00 <deeldose> i need more jokes
27:00 <Excessive> k, thnx
27:00 <Serenity> no they are the same
27:00 <deeldose> anyone got some i can scab
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I was trying to tell Excessive that ... everywhere is the same
27:00 <Serenity> they feel like silk atm tho
27:00 <Serenity> good friday is like anzac day
27:00 <Serenity> everywhere is shut
27:00 <Ken77> hii
27:00 <[Maverick]> how does Hellen Keller masturbate? She fingerbangs herself with one hand and moans with the other 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Anzac Day is a bit better as a fair percentage of places only do a half day holiday
28:00 <[Maverick]> Saturday it will be open 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> My fave joke of late goes on a bit 
28:00 <Serenity> yeah sat they are open
28:00 <Serenity> and sunday here'
28:00 <[Maverick]> most shops open to recover being shit on Friday 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> so get ready deeldose
28:00 <[Maverick]> It has already gone 44yrs too long 
29:00 <Excessive> well they're sayin that they're closin on sat here ........... but not sure if that means sat as a tradin day still
29:00 <Serenity> why would they close sat
29:00 <[Maverick]> it is still a trading day. 
29:00 <Serenity> saturday isnt anything
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I was at the bus stop the other day when I saw my dwarf neighbour so I asked him if he wanted a lift home. His reply was, "go to hell!". I thought, "what an ungreatful cunt", so did my backpack up and kept waling
29:00 <Bastardly_One> *walking
29:00 <Excessive> they're demolishin the whole block
30:00 <deeldose> k im rdy
30:00 <Bastardly_One> done 
30:00 <deeldose> so like dwarf rage
31:00 <Excessive> http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/newslocal/north-shore/woolworths-supermarket-in-crows-nest-will-be-demolished/story-fngr8h9d-1226813887208
31:00 <deeldose> i dunno i reckon u got better ones that that lol
32:00 <Shadowgate> lol deeldose
33:00 <Shadowgate> deeldose a new character
33:00 <deeldose> just like an intermittent character
33:00 <Shadowgate> lol
34:00 <[Maverick]> How do you know you have a higher sperm count than normal? Your missus has to chew before she swallows 
35:00 <deeldose> what if u just had a yeast infection
35:00 <[Maverick]> What is the definition of self destruct? an epileptic leper 
35:00 <deeldose> that made the semen more stringy
35:00 <[Maverick]> What do you call a qtr pounder with cheese? 
35:00 <[Maverick]> A model with a yeast infection 
36:00 <Intrepid> not even funny
37:00 <Bastardly_One> oh here I am 
37:00 <Serenity> hes hilarious
37:00 <Serenity> youre just jelly
37:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I've fuck all at the moment apart from the dwarf one
38:00 <Intrepid> if u think those lame jokes are funny u need to get out more
40:00 <Serenity> maybe you need to get out more
40:00 <Serenity> and stop taking life so seriously
40:00 <Intrepid> please
40:00 <Intrepid> its just hard for me to tolerate stupid
41:00 <Bastardly_One> no mirrors at your house then Intrepid?
41:00 <Serenity> im the queen of not suffering fools. but you just seem boring to me
41:00 <Intrepid> Bastardly_One shut it or i will have your net hacked
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> annnnnnnd
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> back
42:00 <SlutCum> hi all
42:00 <Bastardly_One> sure ya will Wild^Turkey
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> slutcum ! fitting name for irc
42:00 <SlutCum> pretty cool huh
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> so do you fuck on first dates?
42:00 <deeldose> sorry b1 i need to go to jelly school =/
43:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
43:00 <deeldose> like jelly school off southpark
43:00 <deeldose> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSBiH-AQtWs
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: South Park: Wendy gets Jelly (Dec 13, 2013) 0:56 - Category: Film and Animation - 57,583 views - 287 likes (98.6%), 4 dislikes (1.4%)
43:00 <deeldose> cos Serenity said i was jelly
44:00 <deeldose> it is a cool vid tho lol
44:00 <Serenity> i didnt say you were jelly at all
44:00 <Intrepid> its happened before hasnt it?
44:00 <Intrepid> :P
45:00 <SlutCum> i have heartburn
45:00 <deeldose> maybe it was someone else or maybe i just took too long to come back to here
45:00 <deeldose> [22:37] <Serenity> hes hilarious
45:00 <deeldose> [22:37] <Serenity> youre just jelly
46:00 <deeldose> ok bye jelly school
46:00 <deeldose> bahahahahha
46:00 <Serenity> unless you're actually Intrepid.
46:00 <Serenity> then no that had nothing to do with you
46:00 <deeldose> yeah i was at jelly school
47:00 <Excessive> 35% simba, 257mins to go
47:00 <Compton_Menace> whyyyyyyyyyyy da farkkkkkk is this good friday apeal why do people have to ring and donate money 
47:00 <Compton_Menace> is this country that poor to fuking giv royal childrens hospital 100 mill 
47:00 <Compton_Menace> but hope and beg to the public to donate money fuking makes me sick 
48:00 <deeldose> yeah i did read that wrong i havent been her emuch soz i reread it
48:00 <deeldose> my bad
48:00 <Compton_Menace> pethetic 
49:00 <Excessive> there exists a dark government with its own havoc, media barons, marketing campaigns and even its own fund raising mechanism
57:00 <SlutCum> this whole country is a joke
57:00 <Fez> You sir areva beagle
58:00 <Serenity> so quiet
58:00 <Fez> Are a
59:00 <Intrepid> yes u killed it :P
59:00 <deeldose> maybe i did
59:00 <Serenity> did not
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd know about jokes Moke
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you're pretty much one yourself
59:00 <SlutCum> excuse me
59:00 <SlutCum> wtf are u on about
59:00 <SlutCum> u got the wrong guy buddy
00:00 <Intrepid> did so
00:00 <Serenity> deeldose were you even speak
00:00 <deeldose> with false allegations
00:00 <Intrepid> u wont share your boons
00:00 <Serenity> speaking
00:00 <Intrepid> boobs too
00:00 <Serenity> i shared with [Maverick]
00:00 <Intrepid> thats  not everyone
00:00 <[Maverick]> well technically yes.. 
00:00 <Serenity> lol
00:00 <Intrepid> post some mav
01:00 <[Maverick]> if you go by the whos fucked who in Perth 
01:00 <Serenity> lol dar
01:00 <deeldose> perth is for homos
01:00 <Serenity> like he would share my pics with you
01:00 <Fez> Prolls
02:00 <Intrepid> he has in pm lol
02:00 <Serenity> no he hasnt
02:00 <[Maverick]> http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00630/news-graphics-2006-_630681a.jpg
02:00 <Ken77> a cow? lol
02:00 <Intrepid> he has lol
02:00 <[Maverick]> that's quite an udderly crap joke tbh
03:00 <deeldose> that udder makes me horny
03:00 <Serenity> not
03:00 <Serenity> those are my udders
03:00 <deeldose> yeah hot
03:00 <Excessive> did u see the vid I posted ol dude?
04:00 <deeldose> 8/10 would make cheese from
04:00 <Intrepid> they have been sucked a few times
05:00 <deeldose> thats what she said
05:00 <Intrepid> no she didnt 
05:00 <Intrepid> moron
06:00 <deeldose> cunt off
06:00 <Saemon> SlutCum have you asked your mother of you were allowed to use her name as your nick for mirc?
08:00 <Serenity> well that escalated quickly
08:00 <Intrepid> lol
08:00 <Intrepid> he has rage issues
08:00 <Intrepid> its the meth
09:00 <deeldose> nah
09:00 <deeldose> its just like how people dont negotiate with terrorists
09:00 <deeldose> why beat around the bush, just bring out the big guns straight away
09:00 <deeldose> its better for everyone
10:00 <SlutCum> np: Remi - Sangria | Prod . Sensible J x Dutch | "F.Y.G  ACT:1"
11:00 <Intrepid> u are talking shit
12:00 <deeldose> vull
12:00 <deeldose> bull
12:00 <deeldose> pearls of wisdom brah
12:00 <SlutCum> pearl necklace
12:00 <Intrepid> i heard u like to eat cum
12:00 <Intrepid> your own cum
13:00 <deeldose> what if i did
13:00 <Intrepid> its wrong
13:00 <deeldose> u jelly u dont get to?
13:00 <[Maverick]> someone needs to tell Intrepid fat cat went to bed ago 
13:00 <Intrepid> u dont eat your own cum
13:00 <[Maverick]> ages* 
13:00 <deeldose> u jelly i ate it all and u got none?
13:00 <Intrepid> moron
13:00 <deeldose> need to go to jelly school?
14:00 <SlutCum> np: Basenji - Dawn "Dawn"
14:00 <[Maverick]> It's like I accidently got on the yellow bus to get home in here 
14:00 <Intrepid> u admitted u eat your own cum
14:00 <SlutCum> there is dead set  fucking idiots on this network
14:00 <SlutCum> absolute fucken drop kicks
14:00 <[Maverick]> with a nickname like SlutCum. spot on. 
14:00 <[Maverick]> no but he used your mums though 
15:00 <deeldose> need to not waste the protein
15:00 <deeldose> to get swole
15:00 <deeldose> so u gotta eat it
15:00 <Intrepid> [Maverick] it pains me to do it but i agree with u
16:00 <deeldose> jelly school
16:00 <deeldose> both of u now
16:00 <[Maverick]> here is deeldose when he was a wee lad... http://i.imgur.com/U9PGnnm.png
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, me 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> what vid?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Haven't looked at FB for hours, what am I looking for Excessive?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the ghost car?
16:00 <b-queen> you're looking for SHUT UP
17:00 <deeldose> bull i so was a kangaroo 
18:00 <thestig> KNITTER PLZ
19:00 <b-queen> bwahahahahahahahhaahhaahahha it will never get old
19:00 <b-queen> don't be a c*nt Saemon
20:00 <Saemon> WOC HUH??
20:00 <Saemon> WOC??!
20:00 <b-queen> shut yo mouf 
20:00 <b-queen> hippy
21:00 <Bastardly_One> try some of your own advice you obnoxious twat
21:00 <b-queen> I will knock your block off
21:00 <Bastardly_One> last thing I feel like is waking up to your shi 
21:00 <Saemon> b-queen sista puh-leeze 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> *shit
21:00 <Saemon> yo ass aint no queen ho
21:00 <b-queen> you don't even mean DAT
21:00 <Saemon> oh ah did mmMM-HmMMM
22:00 <b-queen> Laqueesha you jus a ho
23:00 <Bastardly_One> NightOwl
23:00 <NightOwl1> B1. Sup.
23:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRP
23:00 <Loof> ebonics
23:00 <Loof> how lame
23:00 <Saemon> Gurl, first O all, mah NAYME is Dhar'Nell
23:00 <Saemon> second O all hunny bun
23:00 <Saemon> yo ass aint go nuttin on dis
24:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet FA .. yourself?
24:00 <Excessive> wannah swap some dope fo a longneck Loof?
24:00 <NightOwl1> Mm more or less the same
24:00 <b-queen> ooooh you stank
24:00 <Excessive> Bastardly_One, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm4NSvNaEDk&feature=youtu.be
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Excessive - Muck Around 17-04-14 (Apr 17, 2014) 01:24:57 - Category: Entertainment - 23 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
24:00 <Excessive> that's the vid I was uploadin last nite
24:00 <Excessive> though I did it fo simba
24:00 <Excessive> wherever the fck he is
25:00 <Loof> got need for speed rivals
25:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of pot
25:00 <Loof> it's fucking awesome
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's time for a cone or two
25:00 <Loof> i'm about to vape
25:00 <Loof> not even 1 gram today :D
25:00 <Saemon> he died earlier today
25:00 <Saemon> RIP
26:00 <Loof> this ounce will last a month
26:00 <deeldose> loof said if i had a cunt hed make me smell it =/
26:00 <Serenity> ...
26:00 <Saemon> his pet centipede got loose whilst he was napping in the afternoon
26:00 <Saemon> made its way into his ear
26:00 <Saemon> and u get the picture its pretty gruesome :(
27:00 <deeldose> spz
27:00 <[Maverick]> What is in the fucking water over east? 
27:00 <Serenity> lol
27:00 <Serenity> lithium
28:00 <NightOwl1> Fish poo.
28:00 <[Maverick]> Megs juices 
28:00 <[Maverick]> speaking of 
28:00 <[Maverick]> pm 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno if I like this new lot 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> could be the fact I started the day on another lot 
30:00 <Excessive> 3 n a half hrs to go
30:00 <Excessive> simba^
31:00 <Loof> only problem with nfs rivals; locked to 30fps
32:00 <Intrepid> lead
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to get GT6 one day
33:00 <couleurs> :)
33:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that
34:00 <Excessive> fck this wigger shit
34:00 <deeldose> all u need is a shirt a pair of jeans and a belt to turn into subzero http://i.imgur.com/7binKBF.jpg
36:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One
36:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/aha2E56.jpg
36:00 <Saemon> some in the WWE universe are bitchin n complaining that brock lesnar is taking time off once again
36:00 <Saemon> theres nothing wrong with that imo
37:00 <Saemon> they should keep his exposure minimal 
37:00 <Excessive> fck u n ur wrestlin man
37:00 <Saemon> so he retains the mystique, the reputation
37:00 <Saemon> he
37:00 <Saemon> he's not simply just your average wrestler to put against anyone on the roster
37:00 <Saemon> he's the OH SHIT! factor
38:00 <Saemon> and when the main guy on the roster beats everyone else
38:00 <Saemon> thats when its time to bring out brock
38:00 <Bastardly_One> he's an iritating arayan ape ... that is all 
38:00 <Saemon> he's like the big boss of the final stage
39:00 <Saemon> haha yeah
39:00 <Saemon> he's more aryan then sheamus
39:00 <Saemon> wait of course he'd be, to be aryan u have to have blonde hair
39:00 <Saemon> sheamus is a redhead
39:00 <Skirmish> Hmmmm satay chicen noodles.
39:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you
39:00 <Intrepid> Bastardly_One dont get hacked
39:00 <Serenity> i have potato salad
40:00 <Saemon> hrm
40:00 <Saemon> to maccas or not to maccas
40:00 <Saemon> that is the question
40:00 <Serenity> Intrepid you arent hacking anybody stop it
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just thinking how hungry I am ... again ... yet I've shit to do and seems eating is making me fall asleep today
40:00 <Skirmish> I like potato salad. 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> soon as I eat I fall asleep
40:00 <Intrepid> Serenity shhh
40:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if I've left myself any potato salad ... I want some now 
41:00 <Saemon> oh food, where art thou, food
41:00 <Saemon> im so hungry atm
41:00 <Serenity> are your blood sugars ok..
41:00 <Bastardly_One> knowing my housemate he's scabbed that as well 
41:00 <Intrepid> u live alone
41:00 <Intrepid> no one will tolerate u
42:00 <Intrepid> Bastardly_One id reset the modem if i was you :P
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, mum asked the same thing so has given me a lend of an old machine Serenity and some strips so I can see 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> completely normal *shrugs*
42:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea ... but I eat more than a snack size and snooze of late
43:00 <Bastardly_One> My body is probably just plain old tired 
43:00 <Intrepid> end it
44:00 <Bastardly_One> for fuck sake ... and he's eaten my noodles 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> like nice singapore noodles
44:00 <b-queen> you should put a scary note on them next time
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I should go stick a pillow over his head while he's asleep
45:00 <Serenity> who takes peoples food...
45:00 <Bastardly_One> him apparently
45:00 <Intrepid> stab the cunt in his sleep
45:00 <Maurice> This is what happens when you're old and have a room mate
45:00 <Intrepid> Serenity its Bastardly_One pretend friend
46:00 <Bastardly_One> let the tantrum commence with loud metal
46:00 <Intrepid> he doesnt exist anywhere but his mind
46:00 <Serenity> who is Intrepid
46:00 <Intrepid> im me
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Pollock is the only fuckwit that says that 
46:00 <Serenity> but its not pollock
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, nuh that's what happens when you leave your house for a few days and live with a scab
47:00 <Serenity> i dont think
47:00 <Maurice> Well not really, normal people in their 40s don't have housemates
47:00 <b-queen> AHAHA
47:00 <Intrepid> lol Bastardly_One paranoid my friend
47:00 <Bastardly_One> is that so? must be heaps of not normal people in the world
47:00 <b-queen> are your "housemates" your mum and dad
47:00 <Intrepid> Bastardly_One is not normal
47:00 <Maurice> Of course theres heaps of abnormal people in the world
48:00 <Maurice> By that age you'd think people would be established
48:00 <Skirmish> Maybe he just got lonely? 
49:00 <Maurice> Get a fish
49:00 <Maurice> They don't steal your food..
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it does beat talking to yourself Skirmish ... true
49:00 <Bastardly_One> either do most people over the age of 20 do that shit IMO
50:00 <Maurice> I don't know what that means
50:00 <Skirmish> You could always develop a split personality … at least then the food ends up in your tummy even if you don’t remember eating it. 
50:00 <Intrepid> why are you paying Bastardly_One so much attention, he lives alone this is just part of his fantasy life
50:00 <Bastardly_One> "adults" ... he's older than I am ... don't do that full stop Maurice
50:00 <Maurice> Shut up already, Intrepid
50:00 <Bastardly_One> was what I meant
50:00 <Maurice> What full stop?
50:00 <Skirmish> Intrepid: You peeking through his windows to validate your assumption?
51:00 <Intrepid> yes
51:00 <Intrepid> i pissed on his noodles
51:00 <Bastardly_One> can I say it plainer? Adults don't do that shit ...
51:00 <Maurice> Obviously they do
51:00 <Skirmish> Well it seems that you’re paying Bastardly_One a LOT more attention than we are. 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently they do ... this is correct
52:00 <Skirmish> We had a guy that would eat other peoples food out of our fridge at work years back. 
52:00 <Maurice> Thats a hazard of office working
52:00 <Skirmish> We made chocolates with melted down laxette chocolate. He never took food that wasn’t his again.
53:00 <Maurice> I never took my own food, I'd get lunch delivered and that was it
53:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, that's a lazy scabby cunt who is too tight to buy/bring his own
53:00 <Bastardly_One> must say considering my working life was admin and csr ... I'm surprised that never happened in hindsight
53:00 <Bastardly_One> stolen work food
53:00 <Skirmish> He was a fat fuck. He bought his own, would tell us about how great he was going on his diet, and eat his food plus others. 
54:00 <Serenity> is intrepid pretending to hack people
54:00 <Skirmish> Not the whole meal mind you … he’d take a few spoon/fork fuels. 
54:00 <Skirmish> Enough to know you’d been robbed, but not the whole meal. 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> what a fuckwit
54:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like a lot of knobs work security from what you, mega and snoopys gunship talk about
55:00 <Skirmish> We worked 12 hour shifts. We guess he ate the chocolates early in the night because he was ringing for help to be relieved from site after shitting his pants on a patrol at 3am.
55:00 <Bastardly_One> hah! 
55:00 <Skirmish> He tried to get the union involved against us for “baiting him”.  Dickhead. 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> the union would of most likely told him to fuck off anyway you'd think 
56:00 <Excessive> he can hack me after he sucks me off
56:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck it ... I'm running the risk of a meal making me sleepy again 
56:00 <Skirmish> In a nice way, yeah I think that is how it happened. 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm HUNGRY in captial letters
56:00 <Loof> should i do websites or follow my dream of mobile phone games?
57:00 <Kynetic> oooh
57:00 <Kynetic> we have a l33t hax0r
57:00 <Bastardly_One> both Loof
57:00 <Skirmish> Whatever is going to pay for your rehab loot. 
57:00 <Skirmish> Loof
57:00 <Loof> hmmm
57:00 <Bastardly_One> the first to keep busy and hopefully make some money and the second for enjoyment
57:00 <Bastardly_One> my dream has always been to making a living off writing 
58:00 <Serenity> that turned me on a little
58:00 <deeldose> whos is it anyway
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but it isn't ever going to happen ... won't stop me enjoying it though
58:00 <Loof> game will take like 12 hours a day minimum cause it's 3d
58:00 <Skirmish> Writing what? 
58:00 <Loof> for about 3 years
58:00 <Loof> working alone
58:00 <Bastardly_One> one day I might come up with the novel of the century
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish, mainly prose, poetry, the odd short story
59:00 <Bastardly_One> novels seem too long for me to keep on
59:00 <Bastardly_One> articles as well for a couple of shitty sites when they ask 
59:00 <Skirmish> With your insight into BDSM you could write your crowning achievement. 47 shades of egg white.
59:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's not going to make me a dollar ... it's something I love though
59:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha
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