// #d&d — 2015-01-08
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00:08:22 <Brunius_> <Cynephobn> IRC is just fast BBS
00:08:23 <Brunius_> <sadtaco> IRC is multiplayer notepad
00:22:19 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: TBA || WotW: TBA || All topic times are AEDT (UTC+11:00); set your timezone on the site to see your local times in the Schedule! | Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
00:22:19 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Thu Jan 1 16:52:13 2015
00:22:19 <***> Buffer Playback...
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01:03:05 <Avatar> is that from bash
01:07:07 <Avatar> oooooops
01:08:57 <Brunius_> it's from another IRC channel I'm in buddy
01:33:02 <Avatar> is anyone keen on playing the new evergreen this weekend?
01:41:04 <Avatar> hey steven
01:41:07 <Avatar> buy me a copy of ISG
01:42:21 <Steven> why would i do that?
01:42:34 <Avatar> well because I want it but don't want to pay a large amount
01:43:16 <Steven> and so i should?
01:43:29 <Avatar> yes that would be nice thanks
01:43:42 <Steven> this is why you smell of crazy.
01:44:44 <Avatar> or ecver?
01:44:45 <Avatar> or ever*
01:44:47 <Avatar> why don't they just discount it already
01:45:06 <Steven> because its worth the price on it right now.
01:45:14 <Avatar> that is a filthy lie
01:45:36 <Steven> hey that is your opinion.
01:45:38 <Steven> and its wrong.
01:46:55 <Avatar> actually it's right
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01:48:45 <Brunius_> BLEEEERGH OPINIONS CAN'T BE WRONG
01:49:04 <Avatar> An Alchemist who shall remain nameless, thought it a good idea to throw his bomb at the individual he was trying to save who was surrounded by zombies, theorising that the zombies would each take splash damage ... which they did ... but the flaw to his theory was a direct hit (might have been a critical) outright killed the individual they were supposed to be saving ... further demonstrating that
01:49:05 <Avatar> common sense is a trait universally in short supply among Alchemists.
01:49:17 <Steven> its wrong from my perspective... that makes it wrong bwahahahaha
02:01:50 <Avatar> the ACG was $10 on release, so
02:23:20 <Steven> that movie was appropriotly dumb
02:38:09 <Avatar> why would you want to
02:49:28 Mekkis sets mode -R Mekkis
02:49:28 Mekkis sets mode -i Mekkis
02:49:28 Mekkis sets mode -r Mekkis
02:49:28 Mekkis sets mode -w Mekkis
02:49:28 Mekkis sets mode -x Mekkis
02:49:35 Mekkis_ sets mode +w Mekkis_
02:49:35 Mekkis_ sets mode +i Mekkis_
02:49:35 Mekkis_ sets mode +R Mekkis_
02:49:35 mordor.nsw.au.austnet.org sets mode +x Mekkis_
02:50:13 <Mekkis> Avatar, make your own copy then
02:54:06 <Steven> mmmm burrito
02:55:32 <s_gmusic> eh. it may be cool to see someone start belching thick smoke and choking on it.
02:57:10 <Avatar> they would die faster if you cut them than if they choke for 3 minutes
02:59:00 <Steven> ouch... avatar just missed his chance to get ISG for free by it not being on his wishlist when steve went to buy it for him.
03:24:40 <Avatar> what!
03:24:48 <Avatar> https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/andromium/andromium-the-next-evolution-computing-platform
03:24:49 <Avatar> I just told you to buy it
03:25:53 <Avatar> wait a second, it is on my wishlist! maybe you were looking in the wrong spot
03:26:05 <Steven> I checked your wishlist, it was not on there.
03:28:47 <Avatar> perhaps you were mistaken, it is there
03:29:22 <Steven> nope, i think you added it afterwards.
03:31:21 <Avatar> who adds books to a wishlist anyway !
03:31:39 <Steven> Someone who wants another person to purchase one for them.
03:32:04 <Avatar> well who else
03:32:39 <Steven> people who want to give other people a clue as to gift selections?
03:33:54 <Steven> its the first place my mother checks when she wants to buy me a gift.
03:41:47 <Steven> hmmmm... do i want to go vote on RPGSS some more.
03:41:53 <Steven> !rand yes no
03:41:57 <Steven> !rng yes no
03:41:58 <diebot> Steven, no
03:42:20 <Steven> turns out no i dont.
03:43:21 <Avatar> all those items are too expensive
03:43:37 <Avatar> or they're daggers
03:44:21 <Steven> my favorite phrase so far off of any item i saw "This +1 MW Rapier..."
03:44:27 <Steven> just so much facepalm
03:50:25 <Avatar> haha
03:53:01 <Mekkis> Avatar, you should play higher level stuff
03:57:03 <Steven> yeah!
03:58:12 <Mekkis> (not PFS)
03:59:23 <Steven> Yeah!
04:02:02 <Brunius_> Have you guys seen this?
04:02:03 <Brunius_> http://paizo.com/paizo/faq/v5748nruor1fm#v5748eaic9sp8
04:02:21 <Steven> yup
04:02:45 <Steven> oh damn i broke my pattern.
04:02:47 <Steven> Yeah!
04:02:57 <Brunius_> It's too late Steve
04:03:00 <Brunius_> You broke it
04:03:01 <Steven> i know
04:03:08 * Steven hangs head in shame.
04:08:00 <Steven> hmmmm.... should i make my character ahtuz my level 20 character.
04:12:29 <Steven> currently a DC 38 persistent suffocation
04:25:45 <Steven> hmmmm could get that up to a dc 39...
04:37:33 <s_gmusic> http://imgur.com/gallery/AokMr
04:58:27 <Steven> hey hey
06:58:05 <Steven> I GM'd it this last weekend.
07:15:30 <Avatar> I haven't even played the confirmation yet, only GM'd it
07:57:11 <Mekkis> Avatar, you could use solidsmoke pipeweed to make massive quantities of expensive poisons...
08:03:42 <Steven> well i finished my book i started this afternoon.
08:03:47 <Steven> time to watch a movie.
08:04:21 <Steven> something dumb....
08:09:52 <Steven> he he! i said cmb when i meant cmd... yeah my wizard does not have a 32 cmb lol
08:10:00 <Steven> that would be insane.
08:10:34 <Steven> he only has a +15 cmb.
08:11:05 <Steven> so i guess quickened true strike i could have a +35 cmb
08:13:30 <Avatar> ring of spell knowledge 1 might be worth it if I can find a level 1 bard spell I forgot to take
08:14:34 <Avatar> or aegis of recovery
08:15:15 <Avatar> I can probably sell most of my worthless items and make up enough for the flying carpet now
08:15:25 <Avatar> I'm not sure what I was thinking when I bought most of what I have
08:15:44 <Avatar> goggles of minute seeing add to disable device, even though my DD is up the wazoo anyway
08:15:51 <Avatar> golembane scarab, my weapon is adamantine
08:15:57 <Avatar> muleback cords, I have a haversack now anyway
08:16:10 <Avatar> gauntlets of skilled maneuvers is useless now that I'm no longer a tripper since retraining
08:16:45 <Avatar> that's 10000gp worth of stuff
08:17:08 <Avatar> I only need a little under 5000 for the carpet
08:17:26 <Steven> meh
08:19:23 <Avatar> !item ring of serene contortions
08:19:46 <Avatar> /whereis diebot
08:21:28 <Steven> crashe
08:21:30 <Steven> d
08:26:38 <Avatar> I can see why I hadn't yet chosen an item
09:02:34 <Steven> dinner was yummy
09:02:51 <Steven> turkey avacado melt
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10:10:58 <Steven> avatar... you smell of crazy.
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12:02:45 Steven has quit (*.net *.split)
12:29:08 <Steven> sup
12:40:01 <s_gmusic> yo
12:43:06 <Steven> im dickin around on kickstarter
12:45:05 <s_gmusic> anything good?
12:45:23 <s_gmusic> because I just realized I overbooked a weekend on events and am having to scramble shit around.
12:45:42 <Steven> not particularly interesting for gaming.
12:47:37 <s_gmusic> meh
12:50:51 <Steven> there are some battlehex things that caught my interest until i realized they were not 1inch hex squares.
12:54:08 <Steven> which wouldnt be a problem, but the only reason i'd want them would be fore kingmaker.
12:54:20 <Steven> and they are like 6-8 inch hexs
12:54:24 <Steven> so..... meh.
13:11:37 <Steven> hmmmm
13:11:45 <Steven> time to look at stuff to see if i wanna keep going arcane archer.
13:21:14 <s_gmusic> hm...
13:21:40 <s_gmusic> just seen that Scarlett Johansson is supposed to be in a live action GitS.
13:31:55 <Steven> meh
13:32:59 <s_gmusic> yeah. kind of a "hey look, That's happening" type things.
13:33:17 <Steven> yeah
13:33:29 <Steven> my friends are going stupid about it.
13:33:47 <Steven> why cant we have a japanese actress?!?
13:33:50 <Steven> blah blah blah
13:39:15 <Steven> yo
13:41:16 <s_gmusic> yo
13:41:50 <Steven> you see the negative boon thread on paizo forum...
13:41:54 <Steven> some people...
13:46:18 <s_gmusic> huh?
13:46:31 <s_gmusic> it's been a while since I clicked on the forums
13:46:38 <Steven> http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ruu9?PFS-Negative-boon-question
13:50:30 <Steven> the question just smacks of "I'm super angry i got a negative boon for doing something stupid like participating in a ritual i didnt fully understand!"
13:52:16 <s_gmusic> shit happens.
13:52:41 <s_gmusic> I think I have a character that has that... or barely missed it.
13:53:00 <s_gmusic> but I don't wanna dig through chronicles right now to find out.
13:55:29 <Steven> the cost is 860 gold or 2PP and 200 gold
13:59:02 <s_gmusic> to remove it? meh.
13:59:27 <s_gmusic> if it's on the character I'm thinking of, it's a monk, so I'd only really have an issue with the initial damage.
14:02:50 <s_gmusic> yup. on a monk, didn't do the ritual, but got the full Savior of the Sages boon. I need to update hero lab and my character sheets with my boons. :/
14:04:18 <s_gmusic> o wait. those skill bonuses are only for osirion based stuff. blarg
14:11:54 <s_gmusic> that was well-played: http://i.imgur.com/8Jt4rRO.jpg
14:14:04 <Steven> that is just the picture.
14:14:07 <Steven> lacks the snappy caption
14:14:42 <s_gmusic> http://imgur.com/gallery/8Jt4rRO
14:14:45 <s_gmusic> better?
14:15:19 <Steven> ah very nice.
14:16:16 <s_gmusic> oh warmahordes, why is your plastic so poor? :/
14:16:37 <s_gmusic> ... wrong channel. :|
14:18:54 <Steven> its okay, i didnt understand it so i was ignoring the comment all together
14:19:25 <s_gmusic> starting to play Warmachine/Hordes
14:19:32 <s_gmusic> the plastic quality is not-so-bueno.
14:19:38 <Avatar> higher level stuff but not PFS?
14:19:49 <Avatar> most of my characters are subtier 10-11
14:20:08 <s_gmusic> hello, avatar
14:20:11 <Steven> okay avatar.... run Wardens of the Reborn Forge for us on the channel.
14:20:19 <Avatar> is that PFS
14:20:43 <Steven> it has pfs credit if you want to...
14:20:56 <Steven> otherwise its just like any other super module
14:25:41 <Avatar> 12th level characters
14:25:52 <Avatar> that would be one to play after everybody has played eyes of the ten
14:26:42 <s_gmusic> so I'd be okay with a lvl 14 gunslinger? :3
14:29:05 <s_gmusic> I promise it's not that stupid. Plumekith aasimar gunslinger 14 that provokes AoO within 15 and has 7 (or 8?) AoO/rd
14:32:32 <Steven> well warden is another seeker arch
14:42:48 <Steven> At walmart from one dude to his friend "I'm swag as fuck bro you don't even know!" from me who overhears this "You're wearing sweatpants."
14:43:42 <Steven> anyways... yeah wardens. I think we are gonna play it up here in February.
14:46:10 <s_gmusic> heh
14:46:27 <s_gmusic> I like it when people's filters don't catch what their mouth is saying in time.
14:47:02 <s_gmusic> guy I know embarassed the hell out of someone a while back.
14:47:35 <Steven> im lucky, i get to say a lot of what i want. I'm a pretty big guy... i dont think i'd get to be near as flippant if i was average sized.
14:47:42 <Steven> i'd get the shit kicked out of me a lot.
14:48:56 <Steven> i think when i play it i will play it with folnor
14:48:58 <s_gmusic> I'm kinda big. not muscular. 6'1''-ish and around 315lb. people still give me a wide berth and someone told me before I look like I'm on my way to murder someone. :/
14:49:10 <Steven> my level 12 cloistered cleric.
14:56:15 <Steven> yay! we are going to play kingmaker today!
15:04:51 <Steven> on second thought i wouldnt play folnor... his chronicle sheets have not been put into a spreadsheet.
15:27:56 <Avatar> what do you put in a spreadsheet
15:29:23 <Steven> its a pretty simple spreadsheet. Tracks gold earned spent, prestige and experience.
15:30:07 <Steven> also tracks what items i bought and when. Its basically a combo of the item tracking sheet and chronicle sheets.
15:57:27 <Avatar> !item ring of serene contortions
15:57:30 <diebot> Avatar, RING OF SERENE CONTORTIONS [faint abjuration] CL:5 ring 1200gp, 0lb
15:57:31 <diebot> This simple copper ring bears the image of a blue enamel hand. It grants the wearer a +2 bonus on Escape Artist checks. At will, the wearer may create the sound of a peaceful chime, small gong, or temple bell. Once per day, the wearer may also use true strike. Source: Inner Sea Gods
15:58:43 <Avatar> yet another reason to add to the growing list of reasons to pick up ISG
16:11:04 <Avatar> did you share it yet
16:11:26 <Steven> no
16:11:32 <Avatar> how come
16:11:46 <Steven> because i havent uploaded it at all.
16:12:28 <Mekkis> !spell planetarium
16:12:32 <diebot> Mekkis, PLANETARIUM illusion (figment[]) bard 2, cleric/oracle 2, druid 2, sorcerer/wizard 2, summoner 2, witch 2 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) Comp: V, S Duration: concentration + 3 rounds Save: none SR:Will disbelief (harmless)Source: People Of The Stars
16:12:32 <diebot> You project an image of the night sky based on your current location and the local time, allowing you to observe the heavens and all of its celestial bodies and features even during the daytime, indoors, or underground. Anyone within the planetarium's sphere can see the projection, though outside of the sphere the image becomes grainy and
16:12:33 <diebot> indistinct.
16:13:57 <s_gmusic> lol
16:17:11 <Steven> its 8C outside and im sweating like a beast
16:18:01 <Steven> i hate it when the temperature swings like this... last week it was single digits in the negative
16:23:34 <Avatar> I don't even remember having an opportunity to get a negative boon in that scenario
16:38:21 <Mekkis> oh. I got one, completely unnecessarily
16:39:49 <Avatar> I'd love to hear about that experience
16:43:19 <Mekkis> oh, I did the ritual after dealing with the rest of the scenario, thinking that it might be a good idea
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18:31:31 <Steven> core only character incoming
18:32:07 <Avatar> as if
18:32:53 <Avatar> I am reconsidering making my investigator and basing it off this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zePQavforA
18:36:30 <Steven> an insufferable ass?
18:37:08 <Avatar> he will have ranks in bluff
18:37:14 <Avatar> I think I am addicted to the bluff skill
18:37:34 * Steven puts a hand on your shoulder.
18:37:44 <Steven> Do you wanna talk about it?
18:37:52 <Avatar> it's a good era to be bluffing, GMs are more open to it because they want it to work
18:38:12 <Avatar> all you need to do is come up with a good story and roll and if the table is happy with it, the rule of cool applies
18:38:40 <Steven> the rule of cool always applies
18:38:57 <Avatar> bluff is the new diplomacy
18:39:23 <Avatar> yeah you can get things done easier with diplomacy, but it's never as much fun!
18:39:55 <Avatar> sometimes the challenge is to find something to lie about
18:40:56 <Steven> hmmmmm only things printed before 8/1/2009 are eligible for this character.
18:41:22 <Steven> seems like a lot of work to track down what was made prior to that.
18:41:28 <Steven> i think im just gonna keep it core only.
18:43:47 <Avatar> what's the deal with this character
18:44:53 <Steven> council of thieves AP
18:45:33 <Steven> to make it so we dont have ridiculously powerful character we all agreed to make characters that consist of only things that were out at the time.
18:46:01 <Steven> im going to go with just core cause it seems like a pain in the ass to look through to see when source material was printed.
18:53:02 <Avatar> forget that just build an investigator
18:53:10 <Mekkis> Steven, anything that's 3.5e is pre-2009.
18:53:27 <Mekkis> So Campaign Setting, Elves of Golarion, Osirion, Cheliax...
18:53:28 <Avatar> lol bring out unearthed arcana and the magic item compendium !
18:54:31 <Mekkis> I'm building an oracle who uses druid spells. Trying to decide on a good mystery. Not choosing Nature
18:54:38 <Mekkis> !feat Adder Strike
18:54:40 <diebot> Mekkis, ADDER STRIKE [Combat] You can quickly apply poison to gloved hands, protected feet, or other protected body parts, delivering the poison with your unarmed strikes. Prerequisites: Poison use class feature, Craft (alchemy) 1 rank, Improved Unarmed Strike. Benefit: As a swift action, you can apply one dose of contact or injury poison to two
18:54:41 <diebot> body parts that you use for unarmed strikes. You must still protect yourself against exposure to contact poisons you apply in this way. Normal: Applying poison to a weapon or single piece of ammunition is a standard action.
18:54:41 <diebot> Benefit: Source: UC
18:54:42 <Mekkis> maybe flame
18:55:23 <Avatar> I considered taking a level of oracle for James since he's cha-based
18:55:42 <Mekkis> Dipping is Generally a bad idea
18:55:43 <Avatar> can't do a whole lot with 2 levels of oracle at level 10 though
18:55:57 <Avatar> there are exceptions
18:56:03 <Avatar> Buck's dipping was fantastic
18:58:25 <Mekkis> I did say 'generally'
19:00:40 <Avatar> I've got high standards mekkis
19:00:43 <Avatar> I want those exceptions
19:17:39 <Mekkis> Steven, could you use solidsmoke pipeweed to craft poisons?
19:33:05 <Avatar> anyone built a shaman yet?
19:33:15 <Avatar> I still need to rebuild my druid into one and I have no good idea how
19:45:29 <Mekkis> "PEORIA, Ill. (UPI) -- A blind high school student is being
19:45:29 <Mekkis> forced to take a driver's education class to satisfy graduation
19:45:29 <Mekkis> requirements, officials said yesterday. Her principal defended
19:45:29 <Mekkis> the action by saying, "Who knows, there might be some dire
19:45:29 <Mekkis> emergency in her future where she miught have to drive."
19:53:20 <s_gmusic> What.
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20:39:38 <Avatar> roll bluff
20:45:38 <Avatar> mekkis you seen any shamans?
20:45:43 <Avatar> or steven
20:45:47 <Avatar> or s_g
20:53:28 <Avatar> any1?
21:56:07 <Avatar> tough crowd
23:34:34 <Mekkis> Avatar, I've seen one
23:34:44 <Mekkis> they're not worth making
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