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28:12 <Mekkis> also, Falang, it is not difficult to replace the cells in a battery
28:29 <Falang> Oh I know that, they do it here.
29:26 <Mekkis> surely you understand the utility of a portable printer
30:41 <Falang> Like I said, we used to have the exact same one I think.. it's not a matter of utility, it's just that printers are pretty ubiquitous in this day and age, I find it very strange that you feel the need to transport one of your own.
30:57 <Falang> Back in 1997 that wasn't the case.
31:00 <Mekkis> really?
31:21 <Mekkis> In my experience, in 1999, you'd have 1 computer and 1 printer
31:38 <Falang> on EVERY computer? No..
31:40 <Mekkis> nowadays, you'll have 5 computers, and if you're lucky, you'll have a printer
32:08 <Falang> that's because printers aren't that necessary anymore, which again comes to why the hell do you need to carry one around
32:52 <Mekkis> when you're running PFS, you need access to a printer to give players chronicle sheets.
33:00 <Falang> you'll find one in most homes, in most businesses, internet/coffee shops, etc..
33:09 <Mekkis> When you're playing PFS, you should have a paper character sheet.
33:18 <Mekkis> you'd be surprised.
33:36 <Falang> Oookay... no printers in the hotel?  pre-print the sheets and fill in the values and names later?
34:28 <Mekkis> I generally print off seven chronicle sheets for each scenario I print out
34:55 <Mekkis> if I end up running a scenario twice in a con, I can run short
35:12 <Falang> then you should pre-print twice as many, no?
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35:42 <Falang> hell, make a sign and put it up, charge other people to print their shit, you'll make up your battery money in no time ;)
35:44 <Mekkis> then I'm carrying around a lot more paper than I'd like to
36:02 <Mekkis> the cost of the battery isn't an issue
36:02 <Falang> you'll need to carry blank paper anyway for that printer!
36:26 <Mekkis> the issue is that I can't get the battery in Australia
36:31 <Wrothmonk> G'morning
36:46 <Mekkis> sure, I'll need to carry 25 sheets of paper or so
36:48 <Wrothmonk> Are you two at eachother's throats again?
37:20 <Mekkis> as opposed to printing off another 7 chronicle sheets for the forty or fifty scenarios I keep in my crate
38:25 <Falang> god I love giving him a hard time about stuff. it gets SOOOO boring around here, but I can always rag on Mekkis about something to amuse myself. ;)
39:26 <Falang> Wroth: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/202013/True20%20Adventure%20Roleplaying%20%28Revised%20Edition%29.pdf
43:54 <Mekkis> "I asked my firearms safety instructor if we'd learn to dual-wield"
44:23 <Falang> that would be a badass course.
44:43 <Falang> also, while leaping, diving across the room, etc..
45:02 <Wrothmonk> I believe that is known as FBI training here
45:35 <Wrothmonk> well, the leaping part.
47:31 <Wrothmonk> Not so sure about dual wielding
47:51 <Falang> Think John Woo!
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34:21 <Steven> love sim city updating.
34:29 <Falang> heh
34:33 <Falang> good luck with that.
34:36 <Steven> Oh you updated... well since you updated we need to verify your copy is legal.
34:43 <Falang> speaking of, I was gonna try out sc4
35:13 <Falang> ...and sooooo many other games in my backlog
35:15 <Steven> um... i had to log into orgin to even start the program.
35:31 <Falang> man that's lame
35:42 <Steven> so fucking lame.
39:52 <Steven> now its saying my password isnt correct.
39:55 <Steven> come the fuck on!
42:25 <Falang> haha. bet you won't buy an EA game again any time soon
43:01 <Avatar> why did you buy it
43:03 <Steven> probably not on my PC
43:06 <Avatar> didn't you hear about all its problems
43:15 <Steven> I didnt buy it, my brother got a copy of it for being a beta tester.
43:20 <Falang> yeah seriously, I heard it was a disaster from day 1
43:21 <Falang> ah
43:25 <Avatar> well at least you didn't pay $$
43:35 <Steven> then they gave him a free game because it was shit.
43:42 <Avatar> haha yeah
43:43 <Steven> so, he gave them to me
43:43 <Mekkis> SC4?
43:56 <Steven> because he knows i love the dead space series, and sim city
43:59 <Falang> no the new SC, sc4 is several years old
44:19 <Mekkis> what's SC?
44:30 <Steven> star craft
44:42 <Mekkis> they're up to 4
44:47 <Mekkis> I thought they were slowrolling 2
44:58 <Steven> it depends
45:06 <Steven> do we want to count an expansion as a new game
45:30 <Steven> because brood war came with just as many missions as the first game
45:36 <Mekkis> I'm all with using the company's method of counting - unless they start doing stupid things
45:40 <Mekkis> (see: D&D NEXT)
45:57 <Steven> and then we had the sc2, followed by heart of the swarm
46:12 <Steven> all of which have added the same amount of missions as the first stand alone Starcraft game.
47:04 <Steven> anyways, amongst gamers SC is starcraft.
47:16 <Mekkis> or simcity
47:29 <Steven> no... not really.
48:53 <Steven> so, rather than dealing with orgin right now, im going to go play a different game
50:47 <Steven> Game Dev Tycoon
50:52 <Steven> the real version
52:36 <Steven> oh man, i can take it out of fullscreen... fuck yeah.
55:44 <Steven> so...
55:47 <Steven> should it be done?
55:52 <Steven> Action/Simulation game
56:08 <Steven> setting is Prison.
56:12 <Steven> bwahahahahahaha
56:35 <Falang> oooh boy
56:47 <Falang> Prison Rape Tycoon
00:10 <Steven> darn.... my game only got a 5.75
00:20 <Steven> guess they dont like prison action simulation
24:00 <Steven> YES! face smash 2000 is a hit!
24:25 <Avatar> send me your copy
25:15 <Steven> turns out, my company Dickfingers is leading the market in action rpgs
27:48 <Steven> my copy of game dev tycoon?
28:14 <Steven> why would i do that when the game is so damned cheap?
50:28 <Mekkis> why don't you raise the price?
52:10 <Steven> well, im up ti 16 million on the game, think im going to take abreak.
52:19 <Steven> gonna go chop some wood for the morning incase the room mates get cold.
52:23 <Mekkis> that's pretty low
58:48 <Steven> i have 4 employees.
59:06 <Steven> i'd say 16mil is pretty good for a company with 6employees
59:18 <Steven> sorry 5 employees
59:25 <Steven> including myself
00:54 <Mekkis> hmmm
01:06 <Mekkis> 16 million profit?
01:11 <Mekkis> what year?
01:29 <Steven> 16million on hand.
01:38 <Steven> i dunno the year, i closed the progam
05:05 <Brunius> Is that 16 million cash on hand, or 16 million net worth?
07:57 <Brunius> HELLO
08:02 <Brunius> GOODBYE
09:21 <Steven> 16million cash 
18:35 <Mekkis> hmmm
18:42 <Mekkis> meaning that you still need to pay
18:44 <Steven> jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze internet bein so slow
18:50 <Mekkis> hey
18:53 <Mekkis> don't blame the syrians
19:09 <Steven> i'll blame who i want
19:30 <Mekkis> how much would it cost to ship a battery to Australia from the States, Steven?
19:57 <Steven> i dunno, go look it up
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25:38 <Brunius> My guess goes for between 15 and 30 dollars
25:49 <Brunius> although that goes out the window if it's especially heavy
25:55 <Mekkis> seems about right
26:12 <Mekkis> hey Hydrazine? Would you ship a battery from the States to Australia for me?
26:40 <Brunius> Uh, it's far more for the reverse
26:49 <Mekkis> ?
27:40 <Brunius> I have no idea what I'm saying here
28:30 <Mekkis> you're suffering from A MEDICAL CONDITION. I'll forgive you
29:03 <Brunius> Is the caps really necessary
29:12 <Mekkis> you decide!
40:50 <Avatar> it may be warranted in this instance
50:33 <Brunius> after suffering from, in Mekkis' words, A MEDICAL CONDITION, I actually feel amazing today
53:58 <Steven> there we go, finished.
54:03 <Steven> with getting internet fixed
54:08 <Wrothmonk> What would it be in your words?
59:47 <Steven> time to watch some cartoons...
00:33 <Steven> whatcha feeling, s-cry-ed? DBZ? suggestions
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02:59 <Steven> im thinkin scryed
04:18 <Mekkis> but they made their will save and are on another plane!
09:11 <Steven> indeed
09:38 <Mekkis> when they teleported, you should have rolled the misfire
09:53 <Mekkis> then dumped them in someone's sitting room in Korvosa
12:21 * Steven shrugs
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34:09 <Mekkis> Steven, would you ship a battery from the states to Australia if I sent you the required $$s?
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49:21 <Steven> i dont even know how much that would cost man
49:37 <Steven> why dont you just buy one from new egg, i'd be willing to bet its roughly the same price
02:14 <Avatar> https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/drive-notepad/gpgjomejfimnbmobcocilppikhncegaj
02:23 <Avatar> chrome extension that lets you edit text files on google drive
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38:34 <Wrothmonk> ok this makes no sense at all.
39:32 <Wrothmonk> In true Sorcery you can create a magic sword that deals 1d4 fire damage on hit for 22,500 gp. A +1 enhancement bonus to a sword costs 25,000 gp
41:02 <Brunius|M> So they've got a different power curve? Amazing
42:01 <Wrothmonk> Thats not a curve, thats a dive
43:18 <Wrothmonk> You are garunteed to do at least one fire damage and set stuff on fire for a lower price than just doing one extra damage
43:41 <Wrothmonk> I have to be missing some math here...
45:54 <Wrothmonk> oh.
46:31 <Wrothmonk> well I missed the fact that the enhancement bonus was to attack rolls only.
52:35 <Mekkis> Steven, I looked it up
52:40 <Mekkis> it's about $US23.50
53:02 <Mekkis> the battery is a battery for a 21 year old printer
54:26 * Falang writes this down as a perfect example of 'more money than sense'.
54:42 <Mekkis> how so?
55:25 <Falang> Just messin' with ya. Though I must say I can't see how you'd get batteries that are still good for that thing, sitting on a shelf for 20 years?
56:07 <Mekkis> Nickel Cadmium batteries are very stable
03:40 <Steven> i dont see how i would be able to get it cheaper.
05:41 <Falang> Mekkis: Can't you just duct tape it to a small UPS? That would be cheap.
05:53 <Falang> and disable that damn beeping.
06:06 <Mekkis> Steven, it's hard to find at all. There is one ebay seller who has them.
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06:21 <Mekkis> Falang, a "small UPS" weighs 5-10kg
07:33 <Falang> still portable.
07:49 <Mekkis> not on a plane
07:54 <Falang> WTF
08:00 <Falang> why do you need a printer on a plane?!
08:12 * Falang carefully takes Mekkis' crack pipe away
08:13 <Mekkis> I need a battery-powered printer at my destination
10:32 <Wrothmonk> actually... looks like I was wrong about even being able to create a sword that does the fire damage. Also it looks like the +1 damage weapon would actually be 62,500 gp... But then again a potion that heals one point of damage is 750 gp.
14:56 <Wrothmonk> The equivalent of a potion of CLW would be 1,850 gp...
18:52 <Wrothmonk> Creating the stuff is half that but still... Magic items are a hell more expensive than pathfinder.
20:15 <Wrothmonk> or d20 for that matter, its the same pricing from the looks of it.
29:26 <Falang> where they've never heard of printers
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34:06 <Steven> obviously
37:55 <Steven> half elf oracle
40:16 <Steven> lore oracle i think/
42:05 <Falang> fascinating, tell us more.
42:55 <Steven> gonna take that alternate racial once i get second level spells.
43:20 <Steven> get me more spell known per day.
44:16 <Steven> just gotta pick me a curse
46:12 <Steven> mebe Haunted.
17:52 <Mekkis> so there's a different wealth curve? So what?
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28:27 <Falang> still busy reading that eh
29:00 <Mekkis> also, Falang, it is not difficult to replace the cells in a battery
29:17 <Falang> Oh I know that, they do it here.
30:23 <Mekkis> surely you understand the utility of a portable printer
31:29 <Falang> Like I said, we used to have the exact same one I think.. it's not a matter of utility, it's just that printers are pretty ubiquitous in this day and age, I find it very strange that you feel the need to transport one of your own.
31:45 <Falang> Back in 1997 that wasn't the case.
31:49 <Mekkis> really?
32:10 <Mekkis> In my experience, in 1999, you'd have 1 computer and 1 printer
32:27 <Falang> on EVERY computer? No..
32:29 <Mekkis> nowadays, you'll have 5 computers, and if you're lucky, you'll have a printer
32:57 <Falang> that's because printers aren't that necessary anymore, which again comes to why the hell do you need to carry one around
33:41 <Mekkis> when you're running PFS, you need access to a printer to give players chronicle sheets.
33:48 <Falang> you'll find one in most homes, in most businesses, internet/coffee shops, etc..
33:58 <Mekkis> When you're playing PFS, you should have a paper character sheet.
34:06 <Mekkis> you'd be surprised.
34:24 <Falang> Oookay... no printers in the hotel?  pre-print the sheets and fill in the values and names later?
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35:17 <Mekkis> I generally print off seven chronicle sheets for each scenario I print out
35:26 <Wrothmonk> @Mekkis; The "so what" is that its not meant to be a different wealth curve. True Sorcery is meant to be an alteration for the d20 system of magic.
35:44 <Mekkis> if I end up running a scenario twice in a con, I can run short
35:59 <Wrothmonk> So I cant decide if it needs to be altered or not.
36:01 <Falang> then you should pre-print twice as many, no?
36:31 <Falang> hell, make a sign and put it up, charge other people to print their shit, you'll make up your battery money in no time ;)
36:33 <Mekkis> then I'm carrying around a lot more paper than I'd like to
36:49 <Falang> you mean the.. what.. 4 different systems of magic?  divine or arcane, memorized or not..
36:51 <Falang> you'll need to carry blank paper anyway for that printer!
36:51 <Mekkis> the cost of the battery isn't an issue
37:15 <Mekkis> the issue is that I can't get the battery in Australia
37:19 <Wrothmonk> G'morning
37:34 <Mekkis> sure, I'll need to carry 25 sheets of paper or so
37:36 <Wrothmonk> Are you two at eachother's throats again?
38:09 <Mekkis> as opposed to printing off another 7 chronicle sheets for the forty or fifty scenarios I keep in my crate
39:14 <Falang> god I love giving him a hard time about stuff. it gets SOOOO boring around here, but I can always rag on Mekkis about something to amuse myself. ;)
40:14 <Falang> Wroth: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/202013/True20%20Adventure%20Roleplaying%20%28Revised%20Edition%29.pdf
41:16 <Falang> I kinda like the idea that magic isn't free, that you have to concentrate or something to do it in battle, that makes sense. Sure it will get more trivial as you level up, but that makes sense too.
44:43 <Mekkis> "I asked my firearms safety instructor if we'd learn to dual-wield"
45:11 <Falang> that would be a badass course.
45:31 <Falang> also, while leaping, diving across the room, etc..
45:50 <Wrothmonk> I believe that is known as FBI training here
46:24 <Wrothmonk> well, the leaping part.
47:48 <Falang> magic has never been like a skill, it's always been something special off to the side, limited to how many spells of what slots you can cast etc.
48:19 <Wrothmonk> Not so sure about dual wielding
48:21 <Mekkis> it has. See Star Wars d20
48:39 <Falang> Think John Woo!
48:45 <Falang> The force is not magic, the jedi even say that. :)
48:55 <Mekkis> close enough
49:15 <Falang> I wouldn't mind seeing skill ranks in each 'spell' instead of them being feats or something.
49:44 <Falang> You're better at fire magic, great! put a few extra points in it to show that. not +1 to spell DCs for being a specialist.
51:16 <Mekkis> I think you should learn what you're trying to change, exhaustively, before you start trying to change things
54:35 <Falang> *yawn* and the one extra spell slot, etc. it's not that complicated.
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28:57 <Falang> as though D&D magic has changed so much in 30 years or something. it barely has. it took forever just to progress to something like a sorcerer
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07:27 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Sat May  4 16:27:22 2013
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14:45 <Mekkis> !spell insect plague
14:49 <diebot> Mekkis, INSECT PLAGUE conjuration (summoning[]) cleric 5, druid 5, summoner 4 1 round Range: long (400 ft. + 40 ft./level)  Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 min./level Save: none SR:no
14:50 <diebot> You summon a number of swarms of wasps (one per three levels, to a maximum of six swarms at 18th level, see the Pathfinder RPG Bestiary). The swarms must be summoned so that each one is adjacent to at least one other swarm (that is, the swarms must fill one contiguous area). You may summon the wasp swarms so that they share the area of other
14:50 <diebot> creatures. Each swarm attacks any creatures occupying its area. The swarms are stationary after being summoned, and won't pursue creatures that flee.
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18:11 <Mekkis> !spell major curse
18:23 <diebot> Mekkis, MAJOR IMAGE illusion (figment[]) bard 3, sorcerer/wizard 3, magus 3 1 standard action Range: long (400 ft. + 40 ft./level)  Comp: V, S, F (a bit of fleece) Duration: Concentration + 3 rounds Save: Will disbelief (if interacted with) SR:no
18:24 <diebot> This spell functions like silent image, except that sound, smell, and thermal illusions are included in the spell effect. While concentrating, you can move the image within the range. The image disappears when struck by an opponent unless you cause the illusion to react appropriately.
21:27 <Mekkis> hmmm
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22:46 <Farang> were up
22:57 <Farang> werd up
23:09 <Mekkis> shut up shut up shuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttt uuuuuuuuuppppppppppp!
26:18 <Farang> :-D 
26:37 * Wrothmonk ducks for cover
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31:26 <Mekkis> I've wanted to say that for a while
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35:43 <Farang> I'm hurt, deeply hurt.
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38:42 <Farang> ...and frequently disconnected
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48:11 <Mekkis> maybe your internet connection listened!
49:09 <Wrothmonk> I'm not sure if it works like that...
49:30 <Wrothmonk> You have to send SOME data dont you?
49:43 <Wrothmonk> not just listen
50:09 <Mekkis> I did
50:14 <Mekkis> <Mekkis> shut up shut up shuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttt uuuuuuuuuppppppppppp!
50:24 <Mekkis> is that not DATA I sent to the server?
50:39 <Wrothmonk> oh I misread that...
51:25 <Wrothmonk> I need to clean my glasses.
51:55 <Farang> I'm out again, on the nexus 7. this WiFi always sucks
54:07 <Farang> wroth, how is the true20 book? hoped it might give you more insight
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59:49 <Wrothmonk> I havent really gotten a chance to look over it yet.
02:53 <Farang2> I've been checking out dungeon crawl classics RPG. its refreshingly old school d&d wish. elf is a class old school.
03:06 <Farang2> ish
03:33 <Wrothmonk> Elf as a class?
04:02 <Wrothmonk> I thought that was just a joke.
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06:18 <Farang> nope. there were no distinctions. elf and dwarf were class/races. everything else was a human
06:40 <Wrothmonk> Wow, ok.
06:42 <Farang> human fighter, human cleric, wizard, etc.
07:05 <Farang> elf was basically a wizard/fighter
08:47 <Wrothmonk> So what do you mean by more insight?
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09:40 <Farang> except this is old school d&d d20ized. looks pretty neat.
10:02 <Wrothmonk> sorry I think I missed a message
10:59 <Farang> I said elves were fighter/wizards
11:32 <Wrothmonk> Oh wait, now I see what you mean
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17:03 <Wrothmonk> So what do you mean by more insight?
20:54 <Farang> just on their ideas about d20, or at least their alterations. same company.
21:05 <Wrothmonk> Ah
21:22 <Wrothmonk> So thats why true sorcery has rule alterations for True20
21:25 <Farang> yep
23:09 <Farang> I think by the time a TS wizard got to 3rd level he'd be pretty tough and versatile
23:52 <Farang> definitely by 5th
24:19 <Wrothmonk> I believe so as well, especially with the fact you can use your normal feats for Talents
24:52 <Farang> with no metamagic or item creation feats..
24:55 <Wrothmonk> I'm still a bit concerned about the healing gap
25:08 <Wrothmonk> There is /a/ item creation feat
25:38 <Wrothmonk> I'm also concerned about the costs that the creation of magic items actually gives.
25:51 <Farang> maybe give 1 free spell per level
26:26 <Farang> or every other
26:44 <Wrothmonk> The base class gives you a spell every other level
26:59 <Farang> feat or talent?
27:09 <Wrothmonk> Talent is a feat
27:12 <Wrothmonk> but it is talent
27:36 <Farang> ohh yeah. that's right.
28:01 <Farang> sounds like it would scale okay
28:14 <Wrothmonk> Which is why I'm leaning towards the idea you had about shuffling magnitudes around to create different classes
28:49 <Farang> sure, just like clerics get some spells at different levels than wizards
29:08 <Wrothmonk> Although I think it would be more appropriate to call it an archetype
29:27 <Wrothmonk> Depending on how extreme the shuffling is.
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34:47 <Wrothmonk> For instance I was thinking for the healer archetype: Healing lore is student of magic, Life is second magnitude, Create Energy is second magnitude, and slay is fourth magnitude.
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36:49 <Wrothmonk> An interesting effect of shuffling the magnitudes is that the base DC changes.
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44:51 <Wrothmonk> brb, software update
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10:38 <Falang> whew. home.
10:54 * Falang thanks the Noodly One for air conditioning
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16:26 <Falang> woops
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23:27 <Wrothmonk> The Noodly One?
23:43 <Falang> The Flying Spaghetti Monster of course.
23:51 <Wrothmonk> Ah
24:28 <Brunius|M> Did someone say elf as a class?
24:36 <Falang> yeah, original D&D.
24:36 * Wrothmonk points at Falang
24:53 <Brunius|M> Good old od&d
39:34 <Falang> yeah, I was going through the Dungeon Crawl Classics RPG, it combines d20 rules with od&d style gaming.
51:09 <Falang> their modules are all very oldschool too, it's great
59:25 <Mekkis> you should run one, Falang 
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05:33 <Falang> considering it, that's what I wanted to do with PF anyway..
05:44 <Falang> still, gotta read the book and learn it.
06:15 <Falang> there was something about wizards casting spells, and if they rolled high enough they wouldn't lose the spell from their list.  maybe with clerics too..
11:00 <Mekkis> !spell bless weapon
11:04 <diebot> Mekkis, BLESS WEAPON transmutation ([]) paladin 1 1 standard action Range: touch weapon touched Comp: V, S Duration: 1 min./level Save: none SR:no
11:04 <diebot> This transmutation makes a weapon strike true against evil foes. The weapon is treated as having a +1 enhancement bonus for the purpose of bypassing the DR of evil creatures or striking evil incorporeal creatures (though the spell doesn't grant an actual enhancement bonus). The weapon also becomes good-aligned, which means it can bypass the DR of
11:05 <diebot> certain creatures. (This effect overrides and suppresses any other alignment the weapon might have.) Individual arrows or bolts can be transmuted, but affected projectile weapons (such as bows) don't confer the benefit to the projectiles they shoot. In addition, all critical hit rolls against evil foes are automatically successful, so every threat
11:05 <diebot> is a critical hit. This last effect does not apply to any weapon that already has a magical effect related to critical hits, such as a keen weapon or a vorpal sword.
11:59 <Wrothmonk> Hey mekkis, why is it you seem to randomly look up spells every once in a while?
13:08 <Mekkis> because I have to look up spells from time to time
17:38 <Falang> why don't you do it in private?
17:48 <Falang> spammer.
18:13 <Falang> Oh. yeah. Watch this, and don't blame me for your Sanity loss.  http://youtu.be/8navm5DtBbc
18:59 <Mekkis> you're not selling it very well
19:36 <Wrothmonk> How did I know it was going to be japanese? 
20:05 <Falang> there are no tentacles. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
20:13 <Wrothmonk> good
20:19 <Falang> I'm selling it just fine, you'll both watch it.
20:26 <Mekkis> nope
20:34 <Falang> You will.
20:38 <Mekkis> I don't click on shortened links
21:03 <Wrothmonk> Now, the question is, do I want to look at the related one that has what looks like a care bear in it...
21:14 <Wrothmonk> just to see how fucked up that one is
21:22 <Falang> probably not as fucked up as the one I posted
21:45 <Wrothmonk> just a second, I think I have better
23:27 <Mekkis> hmmm
23:40 <Mekkis> so a battery has a 2500mAh capacity
23:51 <Mekkis> and a charger throws ~200mA at it.
23:59 <Mekkis> How long until it charges?
25:24 <Wrothmonk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR-Iz1fts5M a commercial for (pizza flavored I think) pretzels.
25:36 <Mekkis> why would I watch a commercial?
25:48 <Wrothmonk> No clue
26:25 <Wrothmonk> its me attempting to come up with a more fucked up youtube video.
27:39 <Wrothmonk> Although I think thats a bit more weird than actually fucked up
27:47 <Mekkis> cool WotW part 2 is being shipped now!
34:58 <Mekkis> Die, bot
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35:23 <Wrothmonk> Why are you so cruel to diebot mekkis?
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37:30 <Mekkis> IDENTIFY
37:37 Mekkis gives channel half-operator status to diebot
37:47 <Mekkis> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR-Iz1fts5M a commercial for (pizza flavored I think) pretzels.
40:44 <Mekkis> Die, bot
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40:50 <Mekkis> Someone has to show diebot who's boss
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41:11 <Mekkis> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR-Iz1fts5M a commercial for (pizza flavored I think) pretzels.
41:12 <diebot> Mekkis, lol
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42:14 <Mekkis> Die, bot
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56:11 <Falang> bleh
56:22 <Falang> so, the thing was messed up? 
57:02 <Falang> my video I mean
57:10 <Mekkis> never watched it
57:24 <Falang> go watch it.
57:32 <Mekkis> what was the link again?
57:38 <Falang> ...
57:44 Mekkis gives channel half-operator status to diebot
57:50 <Wrothmonk> http://youtu.be/8navm5DtBbc
58:01 <Falang> you won't regret it.
58:12 <Falang> okay, well you might.. 
58:23 <Wrothmonk> Unless you dont care about brain cells
58:24 <Mekkis> http://youtu.be/8navm5DtBbc ?
58:26 <diebot> Mekkis, японский детский обучающий мультфильм по пользованию туалетом
58:31 <Mekkis> I'll pass thanks
59:44 <Mekkis> Die, bot
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02:23 <Falang> heh. it's not actually russian. 
02:36 <Falang> just watch it. quit being a pansy. it's only a few minutes long and you'll be laughing your ass off.
02:44 <Mekkis> if it isn't, then whoever named it did it in bad faith, and is therefore not worth my time
03:26 <Falang> no, the title is accurate
03:29 <Falang> so watch it
03:49 <Mekkis> if the title were accurate, it wouldn't be in Cyrillic
04:03 <Falang> russians uploaded it, what can I say?
04:07 <Falang> it's japanese with english subtitles
07:45 <Brunius|M> I did not find that humorous
10:29 <Mekkis> I also trust Brunius more that you, Falang 
10:57 * Falang sighs.
11:21 <Falang> Even with his MEDICAL CONDITION?
12:15 <Brunius|M> My medical certificate only covered yesterday
12:33 <Falang> That only means you don't have an excuse anymore
15:22 <Falang> lol
15:53 <Falang> there's apparently another one, although the subtitles are completely crazy and purposefully inaccurate and comedic.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taCnMKpsRXA
16:40 <Mekkis> http://buttcoin.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/hackers.jpg
16:51 <Falang> I'm not looking at that.
17:56 <Mekkis> http://i0.wp.com/www.geeksaresexy.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/computer_bomb.jpg
21:25 <Brunius|M> That, however, is humorous
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51:22 <Brunius> after suffering from, in Mekkis' words, A MEDICAL CONDITION, I actually feel amazing today
54:26 <Brunius> mmmmm, mushmellow fish
54:56 <Wrothmonk> What would it be in your words?
14:44 <Brunius> How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
14:50 <Brunius> None, that's a hardware issue...
16:46 * Wrothmonk throws a rotten apple
16:53 <Wrothmonk> laptop
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33:30 <Avatar> shit, way of the wicked tomorrow afternoon
33:43 <Falang> oh shit, how terrible, there's a game!
33:45 <Avatar> no housekeeping needed on the character sheets this week
33:56 <Avatar> mate get back to me when you have 12 characters to look after
35:43 <Brunius> If you didn't take two weeks to level each of them, it wouldn't be such a problem
36:46 <Falang> *snicker*
37:03 * Falang goes back to downloading tons of maps
41:13 <Avatar> get back to me when you have 12 characters to look after
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46:37 <Mekkis> I thought two of your characters were dead, andrey 
46:39 <Mekkis> Avatar...
46:53 <Steven> lv 14 on honey
47:39 <Avatar> 3 of them are dead
47:52 <Mekkis> well, then you don't really need to look after them
48:04 <Avatar> I was playing fast and loose with numbers
48:18 <Mekkis> you always do
48:31 <Mekkis> "I rolled 38 on 1d20+12"
48:32 <Brunius> That's true
49:30 <Avatar> hey, you try running the numbers with a gunslinger at level 10
49:35 <Avatar> it's painful
49:43 <Steven> time to go find me a 7th level spell to learn
49:52 <Mekkis> it's pretty simple. I've been doing it with an archer at level 11 for quite some time
50:02 <andrey> Steven, polymorph?
50:09 <Mekkis> it helps if you have a paper character sheet.
50:12 <Steven> Oracle
51:30 <Mekkis> Create Lesser Demiplane!
51:47 <Mekkis> Regenerate!
52:00 <Mekkis> Greater Restoration!
52:16 <Steven> already have greater resto
52:39 <Mekkis> you could always go Holy Word
52:43 <Mekkis> that's never really bad
52:54 <Mekkis> although most enemies I guess would have more HD than you
53:06 <Steven> save that i am constantly surrounded by neutral characters
53:50 <Mekkis> bestow grace of champion? Assuming you actually adventure with LG characters who aren't paladins
54:01 <Steven> none
54:19 <Steven> I have two CN, a TN, and LN
54:25 <Steven> I am the only good character in the group
54:51 <Mekkis> Waves of Ecstasy.
54:55 <Mekkis> That seems Really Good
55:07 <Mekkis> staggered for 1 round if you MAKE your save
56:08 <Mekkis> Destruction?
57:39 <Mekkis> jolting portent?
57:52 <Mekkis> I think I've covered most of the 7th level cleric spells :S
58:12 <Steven> pretty much
58:39 <Mekkis> I thought honey didn't like killing things, so that sort of rules out Destruction
58:51 <Steven> oh yeah i didnt even consider it.
59:00 <Mekkis> if you think you're Powerful Enough, I'd go Create Lesser Demiplane
59:00 <Steven> we already have a druid that preps regenerate
59:09 <Mekkis> otherwise, Waves of Ecstasy
59:32 <Steven> cant create a demiplane in pfs last i checked
00:01 <Mekkis> doesn't appear to be illegal
01:11 <Mekkis> nope. They don't grant a spellblight, and any other spells in UM and APG are legal
03:03 <Avatar> https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/drive-notepad/gpgjomejfimnbmobcocilppikhncegaj
03:12 <Avatar> chrome extension that lets you edit text files on google drive
03:55 <Brunius> "I want to play a monk!"
04:25 <Brunius> "You know I'm not allowing vow of poverty/vow of silence?"
04:30 <Brunius> "Oh, screw that then"
04:40 <Brunius> And now he wants to play a necromancer
04:43 <Brunius> Sigh
07:12 <Steven> I cant see any reason to create a demiplane really.
08:12 <Steven> think the call is waves of ecstasy
10:52 <Steven> next level i get delayed fireblast lol
11:03 <Steven> from my curse lol
24:18 <Steven> now that i have my character leveled up...
24:39 <Steven> what to buy!
25:46 <Steven> i mean, if advanced ioun stones were legal i know exactly what i would get.
25:53 <Steven> but since they're not
29:58 <Steven> wait... what!?!
30:15 <Steven> !item kimono
30:17 <diebot> Steven, KI MAT [moderate conjuration] CL:7 none 10000gp, 3lb
30:17 <diebot> This humble pad of woven river reeds allows its owner to recover his mental fortitude and ki pool by practicing breathing exercises and other forms of meditation. Each hour its owner spends sitting on the mat without taking any other action, he can attempt to center himself by making a Wisdom check with a DC of 10 + the monk's current number of ki
30:17 <diebot> points (note that ability checks, like skill checks, do not automatically succeed on a 20). If the check is successful, the monk regains 1 ki point. Source: Ultimate Equipment
30:33 <Steven> check this thing out, its amazing
30:46 <Steven> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/wondrous-items/h-l/kimono-other
31:24 <Steven> oh, i see we have a solo boss....
33:06 <Steven> smack em with that there kimono... surround the spot where they where standing... they pop back out and get completely roffled.
34:15 <Steven> oh darn, its not legal for pfs... well thats a good thing
39:22 <Wrothmonk> ok this makes no sense at all.
40:21 <Wrothmonk> In true Sorcery you can create a magic sword that deals 1d4 fire damage on hit for 22,500 gp. A +1 enhancement bonus to a sword costs 25,000 gp
41:51 <Brunius|M> So they've got a different power curve? Amazing
42:50 <Wrothmonk> Thats not a curve, thats a dive
44:06 <Wrothmonk> You are garunteed to do at least one fire damage and set stuff on fire for a lower price than just doing one extra damage
44:30 <Wrothmonk> I have to be missing some math here...
46:37 <Mekkis> brunius 3.5e I presume...
46:42 <Wrothmonk> oh.
47:20 <Wrothmonk> well I missed the fact that the enhancement bonus was to attack rolls only.
52:18 <Mekkis> just because it's not PC-legal doesn't mean an NPC can't take it
52:52 <Mekkis> there's at least one module with non-pfs legal stuff on NPCs in it
53:29 <Mekkis> (and at least one module where a PC can use a PFS-illegal feat)
56:25 <Steven> i mean illegal to purchase willy nilly
58:39 <Mekkis> I want a chronicle sheet to allow reincarnate - or permanency
59:10 <Mekkis> how would you rule Polymorph Any Object, Steven?
03:58 <Steven> legally
05:28 <Mekkis> so you'd let me PAO Riddywipple into a collossal silver dragon?
06:13 <Steven> so long as its legal
06:19 <Steven> i dont care.
06:51 <Mekkis> I don't know if it is or not
11:20 <Wrothmonk> actually... looks like I was wrong about even being able to create a sword that does the fire damage. Also it looks like the +1 damage weapon would actually be 62,500 gp... But then again a potion that heals one point of damage is 750 gp.
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14:50 <Steven> thankfully it cant be cast in PFS
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15:45 <Wrothmonk> The equivalent of a potion of CLW would be 1,850 gp...
19:41 <Wrothmonk> Creating the stuff is half that but still... Magic items are a hell more expensive than pathfinder.
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21:04 <Wrothmonk> or d20 for that matter, its the same pricing from the looks of it.
43:05 <Mekkis> not until seekership
52:51 <Brunius> Now that I've got players under my command, I've got this urge to be really really cruel to them
16:30 <Falang> That's the spirit
18:41 <Mekkis> so there's a different wealth curve? So what?
26:22 <Steven> its lvel 15 to get a croll of it... better arcane spells  out there
29:15 <Falang> still busy reading that eh
36:14 <Wrothmonk> @Mekkis; The "so what" is that its not meant to be a different wealth curve. True Sorcery is meant to be an alteration for the d20 system of magic.
36:48 <Wrothmonk> So I cant decide if it needs to be altered or not.
37:38 <Falang> you mean the.. what.. 4 different systems of magic?  divine or arcane, memorized or not..
42:04 <Falang> I kinda like the idea that magic isn't free, that you have to concentrate or something to do it in battle, that makes sense. Sure it will get more trivial as you level up, but that makes sense too.
48:36 <Falang> magic has never been like a skill, it's always been something special off to the side, limited to how many spells of what slots you can cast etc.
49:10 <Mekkis> it has. See Star Wars d20
49:33 <Falang> The force is not magic, the jedi even say that. :)
49:44 <Mekkis> close enough
50:04 <Falang> I wouldn't mind seeing skill ranks in each 'spell' instead of them being feats or something.
50:32 <Falang> You're better at fire magic, great! put a few extra points in it to show that. not +1 to spell DCs for being a specialist.
52:05 <Mekkis> I think you should learn what you're trying to change, exhaustively, before you start trying to change things
55:24 <Falang> *yawn* and the one extra spell slot, etc. it's not that complicated.
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29:45 <Falang> as though D&D magic has changed so much in 30 years or something. it barely has. it took forever just to progress to something like a sorcerer
16:02 <Falang> Steven: https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/308511_515970455124877_1906582847_n.jpg
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39:59 <Avatar> 4eva
40:48 <JDGangsta4eva> sup nigga?
40:52 <Brunius|M-> 5evr
40:56 <JDGangsta4eva> in da house?
41:10 <JDGangsta4eva> we partying it up tonite?
41:46 <Brunius|M-> Depends, is there headbangun
43:41 <Avatar> if der is headbanging we r partying it upppppp
43:44 <JDGangsta4eva> fuck yeah
44:40 <JDGangsta4eva> cocaine, pussy , alcohol, n headbangin
44:47 <JDGangsta4eva> all in one 
44:56 <JDGangsta4eva> whos in?
49:24 <Steven> im in for all but cocaine...
49:39 <Steven> unless we gettin hookers.. then im in for the blow.
52:13 <Steven> 4 more scenarios and i get to cast gate and summon angels onto this plane lol
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27:22 <Steven> technically i could even summon Sarenrae's divine herald
27:41 <Falang> Steven: you see that link I posted for you?
43:13 <JDGangsta4eva> hink 
43:45 <JDGangsta4eva> Steven, u see my ugly balls in front of u/
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45:29 <Steven> no falang i didnt
47:00 <Falang> Steven: https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/308511_515970455124877_1906582847_n.jpg
47:48 <Falang> as much as you say it I figured you'd get a chuckle
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