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01:49 <diebot> Mekkis, 2#1d20+3: [1d20=5] 8, [1d20=4] 7
02:05 <Mekkis> it's now Nephem's turn
02:13 <Raine> 0/9 bombs
02:32 <Nephem> Fire Bolt this dolphin again
02:40 <Nephem> !throw 1d20+5 Ranged Touch; 1d6+1 Fire Bolt
02:41 <diebot> Nephem, Ranged Touch: [1d20=7] 12; Fire Bolt: [1d6=4] 5
02:57 <Mekkis> it's now Lintor's turn
03:11 <Mekkis> it's now Agee-Meit's turn
03:22 <Agee-Meit> summon dolphine
03:25 <Agee-Meit> !throw 1d20+3 Dolphin; 1d4+1; 1d20+1 will
03:25 <diebot> Agee-Meit, Dolphin: [1d20=4] 7; 1d4+1: [1d4=1] 2; will: [1d20=5] 6
03:33 <Agee-Meit> unable to attack
03:46 <Agee-Meit> i move two north
03:52 <Agee-Meit> i cast snowball on the last guy
03:58 <Mekkis> ok
04:01 <Agee-Meit> !throw 1d20+8
04:02 <diebot> Agee-Meit, 1d20+8: [1d20=2] 10
04:07 <Mekkis> miss
04:08 <Agee-Meit> spell wasted
04:11 <Agee-Meit> end turn
04:17 <Mekkis> it's now Raine's turn
04:29 <Raine> !throw 1d20+1
04:30 <diebot> Raine, 1d20+1: [1d20=4] 5
05:35 <Agee-Meit> -2 for every 5 ft
05:47 <Agee-Meit> so, -8 to hit him
05:56 <Raine> !throw 1d20-1 bow underwater
05:57 <diebot> Raine, bow underwater: [1d20=7] 6
06:31 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+5 slam
06:33 <diebot> Mekkis, slam: [1d20=7] 12
06:41 <Mekkis> it's now Nephem's turn
07:07 <Nephem> Is this joker to my south under the boat?
07:13 <Mekkis> no
07:15 <Mekkis> on the boat
07:34 <Nephem> !throw 1d20 Attack; 1d6-1 Damage
07:34 <diebot> Nephem, Attack: [1d20=6] 6; Damage: [1d6=3] 2
07:41 <Mekkis> it's now Lintor's turn
08:04 <Mekkis> it's now Snickers' turn
08:56 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20
08:57 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20: [1d20=6] 6
09:04 <Mekkis> it's now Agee-Meit's turn
09:07 <Agee-Meit> !throw 1d20+6 HA i command my dolphine to help Raine
09:07 <diebot> Agee-Meit, HA i command my dolphine to help Raine: [1d20=15] 21
09:20 <Mekkis> it's Raine's turn
09:20 <Agee-Meit> i begin summoning
09:34 <Mekkis> Agee-Meit, it;s a full-round action to "Push" an animal
09:37 <Mekkis> you should know this
09:42 <Raine> !throw 1d20+5
09:42 <diebot> Raine, 1d20+5: [1d20=8] 13
10:21 <Raine> !throw 1d20+6 longsword flank
10:23 <diebot> Raine, longsword flank: [1d20=9] 15
10:55 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+4
10:56 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+4: [1d20=8] 12
10:56 <Snickers> "Get away from the edge!"
11:04 <Mekkis> it's now  Nephem's turn
11:17 <Nephem> Mace this guy to my south
11:22 <Mekkis> ok
11:25 <Nephem> !throw 1d20 Attack; 1d6-1 Damage
11:27 <diebot> Nephem, Attack: [1d20=2] 2; Damage: [1d6=6] 5
11:31 <Agee-Meit> I dunno, considering i summoned the animal, i would say it would probably be handled by a move since it is already inclined to do what i say.
11:33 <Mekkis> it's now Lintor's turn
12:03 <Lintor> !throw 1d20+6 att; 1d8+3 dam
12:04 <diebot> Lintor, att: [1d20=10] 16; dam: [1d8=6] 9
12:13 <Mekkis> it's now Agee-Meit's turn
12:42 <Mekkis> It's not an "animal companion", so it's a full-round
12:56 <Agee-Meit> well i begin summoning now
13:01 <Mekkis> ok
13:06 <Mekkis> it's now Raine's turn
13:24 <Raine> !throw 1d20+6 longsword flank
13:25 <diebot> Raine, longsword flank: [1d20=9] 15
13:48 <Agee-Meit> as per the spell: If you can communicate with the creature, you can direct it not to attack, to attack particular enemies, or to perform other actions as you command.
13:48 <Nephem> !throw 1d20 Attack; 1d6-1 Damage
13:48 <diebot> Nephem, Attack: [1d20=7] 7; Damage: [1d6=3] 2
13:56 <Mekkis> !throw 2#1d20+3 bullrush
13:58 <diebot> Mekkis, bullrush: [1d20=18] 21, [1d20=5] 8
14:12 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+6 tridant Nephem 
14:14 <diebot> Mekkis, tridant Nephem: [1d20=3] 9
14:19 <Mekkis> it's now Nephem's turn
15:29 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+7
15:30 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+7: [1d20=11] 18
15:31 <Snickers> will DC 16 to slumber 
15:37 <Mekkis> it's now Nephem's turn
15:37 <Snickers> + cackle
16:58 <Nephem> !throw 1d20+5 Ranged Touch; 1d6+1 Damage
16:59 <diebot> Nephem, Ranged Touch: [1d20=20] 25; Damage: [1d6=6] 7
17:00 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+6 tridant Nephem 
17:01 <diebot> Mekkis, tridant Nephem: [1d20=13] 19
17:08 <Mekkis> !throw 1d8+1
17:10 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d8+1: [1d8=3] 4
17:15 <Nephem> !throw 1d20+5 Ranged Touch; 1d6+1 Damage
17:16 <diebot> Nephem, Ranged Touch: [1d20=6] 11; Damage: [1d6=1] 2
18:13 <Mekkis> "The shining sun has seen the wickedness you hide in hearts. And thus it will be the son who brings your doom."
18:16 <Agee-Meit> that combat SUCKED
18:43 <Agee-Meit> oh yeah, we take that shit
19:00 <Mekkis> +1 trident, sea shell and pearl holy symbol of mitra.
19:01 <Agee-Meit> i tell my dophines to go grab them and bring them back up
19:22 <Agee-Meit> zomg
19:29 <Agee-Meit> those tridents!
19:35 <Agee-Meit> tritons
19:38 <Agee-Meit> whatever the hell they caused
19:39 <Agee-Meit> lol
19:49 <Raine> raine cure lights herself
19:57 <Raine> and prepares her unassigned extract
19:59 <Mekkis> 1244xp each
20:00 <Raine> then does so again
20:04 <Raine> !throw 1d8+1
20:05 <diebot> Raine, 1d8+1: [1d8=8] 9
20:06 <Raine> !throw 1d8+1
20:06 <diebot> Raine, 1d8+1: [1d8=8] 9
20:08 <Agee-Meit> if only Snickers was sayan... his power level would go up insane
20:11 <Raine> shit yeah :D
20:14 <Raine> Raine is 19/19
20:35 <Snickers> what is sayan
20:39 <Nephem> Anyone need infernal healing?
20:45 <Snickers> yeah I do
20:49 <Snickers> I'm on 13/23
20:53 <Nephem> Bang!
20:57 <Snickers> 23/23
21:00 <Nephem> Firehealed!
21:20 <Agee-Meit> saiyan, how the hell is it spelled, now i gotta go look it up
21:28 <Nephem> It's saiyan, I think
21:49 <Snickers> 1244 feels a little on the low side for how many we killed
21:50 <Agee-Meit> yeah, if you were saiyan being that you got near death, your power level would like double
22:45 <Mekkis> next game, same time, +2 weeks?
23:26 <Nephem> I can't make the 18th
23:57 <Agee-Meit> how bout next weekend...
24:18 <Mekkis> 11th?
24:21 <Mekkis> I can make that
24:39 <Agee-Meit> yeah, lets try to do this a bit more regularly, so that we can actually start progressing through the story
24:48 <Snickers> I can do the 11th but not the 18th
24:59 <Lintor> 11th works for me 
25:03 <Lintor> i think
25:04 <Brunius> I could do 11th
25:06 <Agee-Meit> 11th looks good for me.
25:26 <Lintor> yeah 11th is clear
26:03 <Lintor> so from about 1-5 again pm the 11th? that what we are looking at ?
26:17 <Agee-Meit> i am so far below the wealth curve its not even funny... we supposed to hae like 3k or so by now, ive got a wand, a quarterstaff, and a spear.
27:16 <Steven> i think i'll prolly end up leveling up next session though
27:25 <Steven> like 1400 away.
27:28 <Lintor> i am in full plate with a mithril sword and heavy steel shield plus my long bow so i ain't complaining
27:56 <Brunius> I-wha-
27:58 <Lintor> i will need 2 weeks i think before lvling
27:58 <Brunius> ...
27:58 <Steven> i really hope my garden start pumping out some poisons sometime.
28:44 <Ulzef> i gotta start collecting live elves though
31:42 <Raine> live elves
31:53 <Raine> that might be troublesome :/
35:16 <Ulzef> he mekkis can you message me my req that i need to fullfil at lvl 9 again i lost em
39:01 <Steven> i cant wait till i get energy drain
39:20 <Steven> level 7, start sucking the life from people
39:49 <Steven> and then when they die from it, my familiar comes over and sucks whats left of their soul into a soul gem
40:25 <Steven> gonna be so much fun...
00:04 <Steven> so... whatcha guys doin?
02:52 <Ulzef> trying to set up for PFS at mine
05:34 <Steven> at mine?
05:48 <Steven> you're going to play underground... way to set the scene bro.  +5 cool points
06:11 <Ulzef> i  ment at my residence
06:43 <Steven> misleading me into thinking you were going above and beyond, -8 cool points
23:54 <Steven> 12:20am... got a call bout an alignment infraction
25:32 <Steven> some guy burning hands 3 people sitin in a bar.
27:32 * Steven veges out wishing he was playing more pfs
40:13 <Steven> so suppose i'll have to find something to watch
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04:41 <Hydrazine> Nothing like playing D&D in an actual dungeon. Now all you need is a komodo dragon, then you'll be set.
08:08 <SingleOne> yo
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00:11 <andrey> Mekkis, what phone do you have?
35:38 <Steven> so... what to build what to build. I have my pounce insanity teamwork character
35:54 <Steven> but i dunno if i really want to build that
36:28 <Brunius> Mekkis, are you around?
38:05 <Steven> mekkis is always around
38:09 <Steven> he is like a ghost
38:44 <Mekkis> .
39:35 <Steven> see what i tell ya
39:44 <Brunius> Did you say you have a virtual keyboard, of sorts?
39:50 <Steven> so mekkis, bout my garden, whats it gonna take to get some crazy shit growin in it?
42:02 <Mekkis> Brunius, no. I my phone has a real keyboard
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50:18 <Brunius> http://www.reddit.com/r/rpg/comments/1dlwda/for_dms_ten_little_events_to_make_shops_taverns/c9rsyau
50:22 <Brunius> That is actually brilliant
51:48 <Brunius> !item belt of battle
51:49 <diebot> Brunius, BELT OF TEETH [faint transmutation] CL:1 belt 4000gp, 3lb
51:49 <diebot> The brass buckle on this stout leather belt is fashioned to resemble three demonic faces. Once each round, this belt's buckle can animate, lashing out at a creature that provokes an attack of opportunity within 5 feet. This attack uses its wearer's base attack bonus and Strength modifier, with a +4 competence bonus. It deals damage as a bite attack
51:49 <diebot> made by a creature of its wearer's size (1d6 for a Medium wearer; see Table 3-1: Natural Attacks by Size, Bestiary 302) plus the wearer's Strength modifier. This belt does not add to the normal number of attacks the wearer can make in a round; it offers another way in which to make attacks of opportunity. Source: Ultimate Equipment
32:01 <Falang> not the same item, but that's still pretty damn useful!
32:52 <Mekkis> Belt of Battle was a horribly broken item in the Magic Item Compendium in 3.5e
34:01 <Mekkis> BELT OF BATTLE
34:01 <Mekkis>  Price (Item Level): 12,000 gp (13th)
34:01 <Mekkis>  Body Slot: Waist
34:01 <Mekkis>  Caster Level: 9th
34:01 <Mekkis>  Aura: Moderate; (DC 19) transmutation
34:01 <Mekkis>  Activation: — and swift (mental)
34:01 <Mekkis>  Weight: —
34:01 <Mekkis>  This leather belt bears a platinum buckle set with three small black pearls.
35:06 <Mekkis> A belt of battle helps you avoid being caught off guard in combat and allows occasional bursts of extra activity. While worn, it grants you a +2 competence bonus on initiative checks. This is a continuous effect and requires no activation.
35:06 <Mekkis>    In addition, a belt of battle has 3 charges, which are renewed each day at dawn. Each time you activate the belt, one of the black pearls set into its buckle turns white. The pearls return to normal when the ring's charges renew. Spending 1 or more charges grants you an extra action, which must be taken immediately (before you take any other action).
35:06 <Mekkis>    1 charge: 1 move action.
35:06 <Mekkis>    2 charges: 1 standard action.
35:06 <Mekkis>    3 charges: 1 full-round action.
35:06 <Mekkis>    Prerequisites:   Craft Wondrous Item, haste.
36:44 <Brunius> I just saw someone refer to it in relation to pathfinder, so I was wondering if there was a PF equivalent
37:03 <Mekkis> I hope not
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58:51 <Falang> well I'm sure that if there is one of these munchkins will find it
24:47 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: TBA | WotW: Sat 11th 1pm || All topic times are AEST (UTC+10:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times in the Schedule! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
24:47 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Sat May  4 16:27:22 2013
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28:33 <Avatar> your the munchkin
36:45 <Steven> no im the munchkin
39:15 <Falang> you're both munchkins.
39:47 <Mekkis> agreed
42:50 <Steven> falang you havent been plying long enough to decide who's a munchkin
44:45 <Falang> I've been playing D&D since I was like 11 or so, I think that's long enough.
45:02 <Falang> It's not that hard to spot a munchkin.
45:31 <Avatar> especially when you assume everyone is a munchkin until proven otherwise!
45:47 <Steven> yeah other systems dont count.
45:58 <Falang> I spent days watching you guys babble your munchkinese before playing the first time, it's pretty obvious.
46:15 <Avatar> how old are you
46:24 <Falang> 38.
46:29 <Falang> whippersnapper.
46:39 <Avatar> how old are you erally
46:45 <Falang> 38.
47:01 <Avatar> you're old
47:03 <Steven> lol, 38 and doesnt even know what a real munchkin is.
47:20 <Avatar> from now on you will be referred to as old man
47:21 <Steven> ill be back im going to go find nisha's character sheet
47:28 <Steven> WOOT WOOT IM NO LONGER OLD MAN!
47:37 <Avatar> you were never old man
47:47 <Avatar> how old are you
47:49 <Brunius> I should get my Dad in here
48:01 <Steven> thats not what you guys told me the last time i told you my age.
48:03 <Brunius> Falang and he would start talking about AD&D 2 and we'd never shut them up
48:36 <Falang> Well I will grant that perhaps munchkins have evolved into an even nastier species, and you guys are just the leftover pondscum.. does that make you feel better?
48:41 <Avatar> well, we start talking about pathfinder and never shut up
48:57 <Falang> AD&D 2?  AD&D 1!
49:02 <Brunius> OD&D
49:05 <Avatar> falang did you ever see a synthesist
49:13 <Brunius> HAHAHAHAHA
49:15 <Steven> seriously...
49:29 <Brunius> /We/ considered them OP
49:42 <Avatar> mekkis didn't
49:44 <Falang> Didn't do much original D&D systemwise, but I did play quite a few of those modules made for it, the classics.
50:01 <Falang> but my first game was out of that red box set.
50:27 <Steven> me too falang!
50:52 <Falang> the adventure where you're the fighter and that cleric girl helps you kill the wizard and she dies?
51:08 <Falang> I think there were kobolds or something too..
51:11 <Steven> i was like 6 dude, i dont rememeber shit about the adventure
51:51 <Steven> i just remember rolling dice, and some teenagers were like cheering me on.
52:09 <Steven> then later that afternoon i got beat up by a black kid for being a nerd.
52:45 <Brunius> Sounds like fun
52:52 <Steven> the ghetto is never fun.
56:23 <Steven> alright, goin to the store, gotta get a money order to pay the rent... hate how the land lord wont accept checks!
57:01 <Steven> fuckin college kids wrecking everying... I live in this town, i cant just skip out on him.... /angry 
57:04 <Falang> a money order?  what's wrong with cash?
57:24 <Falang> or a bank transfer?
57:29 <Steven> he doesnt like having 'stacks of cash'
57:42 <Falang> what a dick. he can take his ass to the bank then.
57:42 <Mekkis> tell him to accept a cheque then
57:43 <Brunius> So put it in a bank
57:52 <Falang> sheesh.
57:57 <Steven> what a dick right?
57:57 <Falang> hate prick landlords.
58:04 <Steven> anyways, be back soon
58:13 <Falang> enjoy the real world
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01:44 <Brunius> Wrothmonk, move to Australia
01:54 <Wrothmonk> I wish I could
02:00 <Wrothmonk> But I doubt my parents would agree
03:09 <Mekkis> Wrothmonk, move away from your parents, to Australia
03:20 <Mekkis> Australian universities are Generally Better than US ones
03:24 <Mekkis> (cheaper too)
05:47 <Wrothmonk> Well lets see, I'd need to get a passport withought my parents knowing while being underage, somehow acquire over $1,000, and get one of you guys to let me bunk with you for a few years. 
07:25 <Wrothmonk> A bit difficult I think
22:45 <MekkisScreen> where there's a will there's a way
23:20 <MekkisScreen> more to the point, why do you need to get the passport without your parents knowing?
25:32 <Avatar> to get a race boon at a con
27:18 <Falang> nerd
27:38 <Falang> I'd move to AU but my fiance is Ukranian and she'd need to immigrate and all that shit
29:58 <MekkisScreen> is she a terrorist?
35:00 <MekkisScreen> or does she look like one?
37:01 <Falang> no..
37:20 <Falang> it's just a lengthy process. money requirements, etc..
37:36 <Falang> she's leaning more towards canada now, which is fine.
37:42 <Goya> You're in asia - she's from Ukraine - she would have to emigrate no matter what. 
37:53 <Goya> Canada?
38:03 <Falang> I know that, it's the biggest problem.  At least in asia it's easy to just get a visa.
38:27 <Falang> kinda why we came here.
39:22 <Goya> Canada gets damn cold... 
39:38 <Falang> so does ukraine. 
39:44 <Goya> True.. 
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42:13 <Falang> have to look at her long term prospects, she's the one deciding, and it looks like canada is easier for her to get into. AU was an obvious first choice though.
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43:12 <Falang> hrm, brb.
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49:08 <MekkisScreen> Who's up for a game on Tuesday?
51:29 <MekkisScreen> say, 10am?
53:25 <Falang> I can do that
55:08 <MekkisScreen> any scenarios you want to play?
55:22 <MekkisScreen> Part 2 of anything you've played before?
55:59 <Falang> uhh.. I wouldn't know if there were any.. I need to update my list of games played anyway.
56:09 <Wrothmon_> Check paizo?
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56:23 <Wrothmonk> ok how the hell did that happen again...
56:29 <Falang> in a min, best friend skyped me from the US
57:14 <Steven> man the real world totaly sucked
58:00 <MekkisScreen> make a new one
58:16 <Steven> sadly i dotn have the power of creation
58:29 <MekkisScreen> "Crush the Old Order. Raise a New Society!"
58:30 <Steven> just insemination and destruction... and they are kinda tied into the same act
59:34 <Steven> my room mates all jelly, 
59:50 <Steven> i stopped at a mexican restraunt and picked up a burrito
04:18 <Goya> Beef, chicken, pork - or something more exotic (that I'll probably never try in my life)?
04:34 <Wrothmonk> Or all three?
04:44 <Wrothmonk> wait, four
04:45 <Goya> *nods* Or a vegetarian burrito.. 
04:49 <Wrothmonk> I cannot count tonight
04:53 <MekkisScreen> lamb?
05:05 <Wrothmonk> Unborn child of a chicken?
05:11 <Goya> Lamb burrito?
05:27 <Steven> chili verde
05:35 <Goya> *nods* 
06:07 <Steven> so whos gonna run the game tonight? nose goes
06:10 * Steven touches nose
06:35 * Wrothmonk runs away
06:44 * Wrothmonk along with everyone else
07:06 * Steven kicks his feet up.
07:36 <Steven> A priestess of Lamashtu is walking into a cavern with two small children - a boy and a girl. The little boy asks, "Why are we going into these dark caves?" to which the priestess replied, "To give offerings to Lamashtu, of course." The little girl looks to the priestess herself and says, "I'm scared!" "You're scared!?" replies the priestess. "I have to walk back out of these caves alone!"
08:21 <Wrothmonk> I have heard that joke many times in as many different forms
09:01 <Steven> yeah this is what happens when vo's dont have anything to do
09:13 <Wrothmonk> Ah
09:29 <Steven> we convert jokes into pathfinder setting
12:02 <Wrothmonk> Check out lol.com, its a sure way to get old jokes which could be good material for conversion.
12:19 <Steven> no, i want to play something
13:01 <Wrothmonk> Well I suppose I could run something, its a saturday night
13:05 <Wrothmonk> roll call
13:08 <Steven> Perhaps a first steps run before they are shut down.
15:32 <MekkisScreen> I should run Godsmouth Heresy
16:26 <Falang> Never did a first steps
16:47 <Wrothmonk> alright, thats two players
16:48 <Steven> sounds like a plan!
16:49 <Falang> somebody should run a whole module, not these damn tiny adventures.
17:04 <Steven> we do first steps, and then play godsmouth
17:19 <Steven> and we will all have shiney new 3rd level characters
17:21 <Wrothmonk> I'll go ahead and download first steps and start prepping
17:36 <Steven> you wanna do all three?
17:41 <MekkisScreen> someone should buy it for me
17:47 <Wrothmonk> I can do one tonight
17:52 <Steven> OH SNAP!
17:58 <Steven> sounds like we gonna play tonight!
18:26 <Steven> damn it mekkis! why didnt you tell me this before i bought my burrito!
19:16 <Steven> i now have exactly $6.73 in my frivilous fund.
19:37 <MekkisScreen> Wrothmonk: you should kill Steven's character
19:50 <Wrothmonk> I'm going to be cruel I think
20:01 <Wrothmonk> but perhaps not
20:01 <Steven> that would be a good trick considering im probably going to be playing a premade, since i havent built my character yet.
20:20 <Steven> so you will kill a premade... and i will not mind.
20:21 <MekkisScreen> just have the Paracountess go all Von Karma on him
20:41 <Wrothmonk> I cant decide because I dont want to be flat out mean because I dont enjoy playing first steps. But it is very tempting
20:48 <Falang> I already have a 1st level fighter made
21:03 <Wrothmonk> I'll just decide as I go
21:08 <Falang> been itching to try him and his 'Improved Disarm' out
21:08 <Steven> its okay wroth, if you try to do something directly conflicting in the tactics i will correct you.
21:17 <Wrothmonk> who knows, maybed first steps is as cruel as I think it is
21:28 <Wrothmonk> Oh I wouldnt do that
22:01 <MekkisScreen> then you ask Steven to leave for metagaming
22:49 <Steven> no, then you file a complaint with my VC about my behaviour during a game.
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23:44 <Wrothmonk> Again, that wont be a problem in the first place since I dont go against tactics that are written.
23:47 <Wrothmonk> Hey mort
23:47 <Steven> the only thing i hate in first steps is when somebody goes against tactics in that one fight so that they net a TPK on first level characters.
23:55 <Mort> Bored Mur
23:57 <Mort> here
24:00 <Mort> Im JoBLESS
24:06 <Steven> bored mur sounds like a playing mur
24:14 <Mort> I am a Bored Mur
24:15 <Wrothmonk> I'm going to be running first steps.
24:18 <Mort> now?
24:22 <Mort> Part which one
24:25 <Steven> in just lil bit yeah
24:26 <Wrothmonk> Soon, just starting the prep
24:30 <Mort> hrm
24:31 <Wrothmonk> part 1
24:35 <Mort> I have a level 1 archer someplace
24:35 <Wrothmonk> since falang hasnt played.
24:40 <Mort> fek wheres my archer
24:42 <Steven> wroth do you want my cag files?
24:44 <Mort> oh shit and soon to be lunch argggh
24:51 <Falang> jobless? I thought you said you had a new game.
24:51 <Wrothmonk> cag?
24:53 <Falang> er
24:54 <Falang> new job
25:00 <Mort> oh great
25:04 <Mort> yeah but Im in transition point
25:13 <Mort> I have an archer, my *tank* has already played fs
25:14 <Mort> Hm
25:20 <Mort> and I was SUPPOSED to be making maps eeee
25:22 <Mort> *sighs*
25:39 <Mort> man gimme a moment I dont even have her sheet
25:41 <Mort> it  a RL sheet
25:42 <Steven> cag files are the files CA uses to put up the maps
25:49 <Wrothmonk> Ah that would be nice
26:12 <Wrothmonk> Certainly would save me prep time
26:29 <Mort> oho Shit
26:36 <Mort> I dont know where I..left my sheet
26:41 <Steven> whats your email
26:46 <Mort> I guess level 1 rebuild rules>
26:51 <Wrothmonk> [email protected]
26:54 <Mort> how...
26:58 <Mort> I dunno if I should play or make maps
27:45 <Mort> aha ha! found my character sheet
28:17 <Falang> shit, guess I better find mine..
28:32 <Mort> I had 7 gp and I want a new fancy chain shirt
28:54 <Mort> damn. eh if I go off for lunch..just go ahead and play without me?
29:00 <Mort> Lunch soons
29:05 <Wrothmonk> play while eating?
29:25 <Mort> bad parental faction
29:30 <Mort> acutally didnt have plans to play but oh wellz
29:33 <Steven> whooops, sent you the filled in chronicle sheet
29:36 <Steven> my bad
31:37 <Mort> steven how much is fs2 gp
31:47 <Mort> I played fs2, and applied mastero f fallen fortress cred to this character
32:54 <Steven> 419
34:19 <Steven> !rand frontliner blaster ranged healer utility
34:20 <dicebot> Steven, random: blaster
34:32 <Steven> my new character shall be a blaster!
34:51 <Mort> ok
34:53 <Steven> !rand arcane divine
34:53 <dicebot> Steven, random: divine
34:55 <Mort> none of us are tanking today :P
34:59 <Steven> divine blaster
35:14 <Mort> (flame oracle?)
35:21 <Mort> tahts what I think of when I hear divine blaster
35:23 <Mort> otherwise fire domain cleric
35:56 <Steven> just means im going to be doing damage with the character through spells
36:11 <Falang> I'm tankish I guess. he'd be a frontline fighter.
36:21 <Mort> Im archer btw
36:24 <Falang> 12hp ain't too bad. 17ac.
36:28 <Mort> thats the only character Im feelin like levelin up today
36:32 <Steven> im just gonna play a premade today.
36:40 <Mort> I have better ac actaully..but cant melee for nuts.
38:17 <Falang> just take weapon finesse, it's better than nothing!
38:20 <Steven> i have a 1st level character 22ac 14hp
38:29 <Mort> ah I have too
38:32 <Mort> eh
38:33 <Falang> Yes Steven, we already established that you're a munchkin.
38:33 <Mort> I have 12 str
38:37 <Mort> I guess if it comes to it..
39:01 <Mort> my lv 1 character has 20 ac, 14 hp
39:02 <Mort> yep
39:07 * Mort blushes at Falang
39:24 <Brunius> And he thinks WE cheese
39:26 <Mort> not the one playing today
39:31 <Steven> yeah mort, you and i are munchkins
39:36 <Mort> Im NOT a munchkin
39:41 <Mort> Im a Small Mur!'
39:42 <Wrothmonk> You are a mur
39:48 <MekkisScreen> I have a level 1 character with 12AC!
39:59 * Steven high fives mekkis!
40:34 <Steven> just realized i can actually apply my protege bonus to this guy and go up to a 23ac lol
40:43 <Mort> looks correct now
40:48 <Mort> k lets get back to making maps
40:56 <Mort> *rolls more concentration checks*
41:09 <Mort> oh guys
41:14 <Steven> also... this guy has no stat above a 16 and no stat below a 10
41:15 <Mort> Attempts locally to turn me into a lemur hat have failed
41:28 <Mort> they realised that murs bite back.
42:24 <Steven> green tea is delicious
43:04 <Steven> alright, enough dickin around
43:10 <Steven> time to start building a divine blaster
43:34 <Steven> !rand cleric druid oracle
43:35 <dicebot> Steven, random: cleric
44:51 <Falang> if I take a trait from one of these more obscure books, I'm expected to actually own it correct? required to?
44:59 <Brunius> Yep
45:11 <Brunius> And it has to be approved for society use
45:11 <Falang> *sigh*
45:41 <Mort> woooh oooo
45:51 <Mort> Major image complete
46:03 <Steven> you should technically own it, however... if you were to plan on buying the book in the near future most people overlook the fact you dont own it at the momment
46:06 <MekkisScreen> link!
47:00 <Steven> link what mekkis? morts map?
47:34 <MekkisScreen> mort's image
47:39 <Steven> i think im gonna veto the rand, i already have a cleric
47:40 <MekkisScreen> the major one
48:09 <Steven> yeah mort lets see it
48:34 <Mort> me?
48:39 <Mort> sure how od I post it around
49:35 <MekkisScreen> put it on a webserver
49:43 <Goya> Or imgur, flickr, dropbox, etc. 
49:46 <Mort> I dunno
49:48 <MekkisScreen> email it
49:50 <Mort> nevermind Ill send it ot you on skype
49:51 <Mort> OKAY
49:53 <Mort> where it
50:21 <MekkisScreen> I don't have skype here. email is better
50:33 <Steven> !rand druid oracle
50:34 <dicebot> Steven, random: druid
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50:43 <Steven> mort, upload it to google docs
50:54 <Mort> ok mekkis sent
50:57 <Mort> u can share it
51:02 <Mort> now let me conitniue my casting
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51:20 <Wrothmonk> ok that was odd
51:25 <Wrothmonk> random disconnect 
51:28 <Steven> odd things happen
51:34 <Steven> alright, druid time.
51:48 <Mort> uh oh
51:52 <Falang> just don't be a pansy druid like avatar
51:52 <Mort> dads asking me out
51:54 <Mort> bb guys sorry
51:55 <MekkisScreen> kill it,, wrothmonk
51:58 Mort has quit (Quit: )
52:08 <Wrothmonk> ?
52:11 <Steven> what kind of pansy druid is avatar?
52:21 <Wrothmonk> sorry havent been paying attention
52:25 <Wrothmonk> speed prepping will do that.
52:26 <Falang> a kind that whines about being able to call lightning
52:51 <Steven> dont speed prep wroth, take your time.
53:22 <Steven> now hurry the fuck up we wanna play!
53:37 * Wrothmonk slaps steven for making a contradiction
53:49 <Steven> i am immune to internet slaps
55:33 <Steven> hmmmm should i rand to see if i go mechanical advantage race or not
55:54 <MekkisScreen> u should rng
56:00 <MekkisScreen> not rand
56:35 <Steven> i would if i cared who programmed the bot
58:16 <Falang> hrm. Black Sheep.. from the AGP.  what's this shit about sandpoint etc?
58:40 <MekkisScreen> sandpoint is in Varisia
58:53 <Falang> can I take this or what?  it's a campaign trait
59:28 <Falang> since we're not doing that campaign I'm assuming not.. 
59:29 <Steven> check the additional resources page.
59:31 <Falang> shitty traits. hmph.
02:49 <Falang> Scholar of Ruins, what the hell, why not.. 
03:41 <Avatar> you always go mechanical advantage race
03:51 <Falang> ?
03:56 <Avatar> steven
04:13 <Steven> not this time!
04:22 <Steven> its a toss up between dwarf and human
04:29 <Avatar> Landruff is an urban druid
06:09 <Steven> think ill just play a pregen today since i cant decide between dwarf and human right now
06:27 <Falang> what's a good language?  I have common and undercommon already.. was thinking orcish, but I've only seen like 1 orc so far
07:13 <Falang> is there a normal sign language or only drow SL?
07:22 <Avatar> do you know the golarion languages
07:49 <Steven> sign language is good to know since most enemies dont know it
08:08 <Avatar> yeah I took it and found most players don't know it
08:11 <Steven> of course... most pathfinders dont know it either
08:27 <Steven> nearly every one of my characters knows sign language
09:31 <Falang> that doesn't mean they can't pick it up with Linguistics, well worth it. I'll just take SL.
10:07 <Steven> hmmm.... should i use a boon on this character
11:27 <Falang> so when is this gonna start?
11:47 <Wrothmonk> I'm doing a once over right now
11:47 <Steven> when wroth is finished prepping
12:12 <Wrothmonk> still need to get maps taken care of in CA (they are extracted already though)
12:24 <Falang> can ya spare a few minutes for me to run this woman out to get her russian easter cakes?  10-15 tops.
12:40 <Wrothmonk> Its going to be at least that left for me to prep
13:12 <Falang> k, bye.  don't start without me.
13:16 <Falang> human fighter.
13:21 Falang is now known as Monn
14:15 <Steven> nah, fuck it, dont want to burn my undine boon
27:16 <Monn> whew.
30:07 <Wrothmonk> ok attempting to make maps now...
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33:17 <Mort> urk sorry
33:24 <Mort> dad asked me to help him get a new cell
33:39 <Wrothmonk> Its K, I'm almost done prepping I think
34:07 <Monn> no idea why they still make the bastard sword an exotic weapon
34:24 <Wrothmonk> Its because its so much damage for a one handed weapon.
34:50 <Brunius> How much is it?
34:59 <Monn> that's bullshit and a ridiculous rationalization. only munchkins would pick a bastard sword every time, makes them easy to filter out.. 
35:16 <Brunius> Why are you so obsessed with munchkins
35:27 <Steven> its not an exotic weapon if you wield it two handed.
35:42 <Mort> hrm mi need ot take stuff out
36:05 <Monn> I was gonna say, there are no stats for it two handed
36:21 <Mort> *flapping*
36:25 <Wrothmonk> Its basically the standard two handing a one handed weapon
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36:40 <Wrothmonk> It states in the rulebook that you can use it as a martial weapon holding it two handed with the same stats
36:52 <Monn> you get back to your prepping
39:49 <Monn> wtf.. a shortsword is 2 feet in length?  that's pretty long historically.
40:23 <Monn> eh, maybe not.. 
40:27 <Monn> not like I got a ruler handy
46:28 <Steven> long as its taking to get set up, i might actually have my character made lol
47:24 <Wrothmonk> Dont blame me, I didnt know there was so much block text :/
48:02 <Steven> yeah worst part about first steps is the rediculous amount of reading
49:04 <Monn> yeah. rediculous.
50:41 <Steven> ha ha, due to my dommain, i get blind fight as a bonus feat... kick ass
52:37 <Wrothmonk> alright, done with block text
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52:41 <Mort> eeek
52:43 <Wrothmonk> now to figure out the nightmare of maps
52:44 <Mort> Lunching as gaming
53:00 <Mort> *waits patiently on haunches, I used ot know the dimensions, I think mekkis does*
53:36 <Wrothmonk> I got the cell size right but not the offset
53:49 <Mort> I forgot sorry
54:44 * Monn gives Mort some extra fluffing... possibly too much fluffing.
54:56 Monn is now known as Falang
55:31 <Steven> is the cag file not correct?
55:48 <Wrothmonk> Oh right, I forgot you sent those
56:21 * Mort is a hugely fluffed mur
56:25 <Mort> Im an Archery Mur today
56:31 <Mort> I shoot things!
57:04 <Wrothmonk> hrm... Can you send them again?
57:26 <Wrothmonk> its [email protected] no caps
58:17 <Steven> thats were i sent them.
58:37 <Wrothmonk> Well I appear to only have the chronicle sheet
58:51 <Falang> no caps?  are you under the illusion that email is case sensitive?
59:04 <Wrothmonk> idk
59:13 <Falang> for your future reference it's not.
59:15 <Mort> check spam/junk
59:28 <Mort> check if your mail box is too full too
59:29 * Falang chuckles
59:30 * Mort is a small mur
59:45 <Mort> oh and falang the tiefling...
59:48 <Mort> well he came to a bad end
59:54 <Falang> if he's filled up his gmail box he better stop buying all that viagra and cialis and do some housecleaning
00:03 <Wrothmonk> :/
00:09 <Falang> Human!  Though tiefling would fit me well..
00:40 <Falang> bad end? :(
00:56 <andrey> Mekkis, what phone do you have?
00:57 <Wrothmonk> well something must have stopped them, or my trash got filled
01:01 <Mort> that tiefling barb
01:10 <Wrothmonk> ah there they are...
01:15 <Mort> he wanted to turn me into a hat
02:05 <Falang> ohh.. sorry. you didn't use a comma, had me confused.
02:23 <Falang> your duel
02:39 <Mort> yep.
02:42 <Mort> wasnt pretty.
02:56 <Falang> the hat?  I would imagine not..
03:09 <Falang> far too fluffy for a hat, it would look silly!
03:10 <Mort> the way he died.
03:15 <Mort> I rolled 16d6 on him.
03:20 <Mort> he said level to 8..
03:21 <Mort> I did..
03:30 <Falang> ah yes, your mega-shocking grasp
04:35 <Wrothmonk> Alright, I think I'm ready
04:48 <Wrothmonk> oh wait, need to enable the port forwarding...
06:50 <Wrothmonk> ok Roll call for first steps p1!
07:08 <Steven> Me
07:20 <Falang> I.
07:32 <Mort> semi afk here
07:38 <Mort> get the pregen cleric, and someoen play her
07:39 <Mort> yes
08:04 <Wrothmonk> Alright, so just you three?
08:11 * Wrothmonk fusses about downloading pregens...
08:53 <Falang> just 3?  I thought we had more..
09:01 <Wrothmonk> I did too...
09:06 <Steven> falang, mort, steve.... avatar wanna jump in to this soon to be train wreck?
09:42 <Wrothmonk> brb grabbing water
09:53 <Wrothmonk> I just realised I had 5+ block texts to read
10:21 <Mort> I cant play any pregen atm since my hands r full
11:18 <Steven> brunius, goya, kzar, ziria, avatar, mekkis any of you want to do first steps wroth GMing
11:35 <Steven> ballig, bendog, andrey?
11:44 <Wrothmonk> calling it in 5 min of no response
11:57 <Falang> hrm.. better heat up my curry..
11:58 <Mort> bring the pregen cleric and we can roll I guess
12:07 <Mort> nvm waiting is fine
12:12 <Mort> since Im eating my fish porridge
12:15 <Mort> you know. murs eat fish too.
12:38 <Steven> we have legal table size wroth, just want to see if anybody else wants credit
12:59 <Mort> I say we take pregen
13:03 <Mort> as wellz
13:13 <Steven> mort and falang whatcha playin?
13:21 <Wrothmonk> yup which is what I meant by calling it
13:23 <Wrothmonk> we start in 5
13:28 <Wrothmonk> wait, 4
13:30 <Mort> archer
13:32 <Falang> Figher.
13:34 <Falang> melee
13:57 <Mort> want to switch out armor?
14:03 <Mort> whats your armor? studded leather?
14:08 <Falang> yes.
14:16 <Mort> we siwtch armor in game isnce youre in front
14:19 <Mort> then you get more ac
14:21 <Falang> I think he's going to stick to light armor
14:25 <Mort> I got chain shirt
14:26 <Mort> lol
14:30 <Mort> rich ol bloke nearing 2
14:38 <Falang> lucky you.
14:47 <Mort> I gm
14:48 <Mort> :)
15:19 <Steven> alright, ill bring a bard
15:35 <Steven> and i suppose ill run kyra
15:38 <Wrothmonk> Steven, Mort, Falang, Can I get your Skype, PFS #, class, race and both your character names and usernames?
17:38 <Falang> can't msg you, you're +R and I'm not registered
17:51 <Wrothmonk> hrm... How do I change that again?
18:01 <Falang> /mode -R I guess
18:10 <Falang> I forget, haven't really irc'd in a decade
18:18 <Wrothmonk> Just did that and I got no feedback, try msging me again
20:10 <Mort> ill skype it to ye
20:10 <Steven> get my stuff mang?
20:26 <Mort> k had my lunch
20:33 <Mort> *fluffed up and sleepy mur. expect bad tactics*
21:14 <Falang> there, I regged with nickop too
21:37 <Mort> I sent to you on skype
21:48 * Falang defluffs Mort so she performs better
21:56 <Wrothmonk> Got your msg mort
22:08 <Falang> You get mine?
22:21 <Wrothmonk> No, try wrothmonk on skype
22:36 <Wrothmonk> oh wait
22:37 <Falang> should work now
22:39 <Wrothmonk> jsut got your pm
22:47 <Falang> I just resent it after I regged
23:04 <Mort> I not registered
23:20 <Mort> so I duno if you can pm me etc
23:33 * Mort growls at falang after being defluffed(requires pricking me with a pin)
23:45 <Wrothmonk> Falang, what is your syke? I already have steven and Mort I believe
23:50 <Wrothmonk> skype*
23:52 <Falang> celestitech
23:54 <Falang> I sent that first
24:00 <Falang> in the order you asked for the info
24:09 <Wrothmonk> ah
24:19 * Falang smacks Wrothmonk
24:23 * Mort growlies at the Falang now
24:41 <Mort> essentailly you just pricked a fluffed up lemur with a pin..so yeowch
24:43 <Wrothmonk> Sorry, head kinda filled with scenario atm
24:45 <Falang> Mort: Would you like your regular fluffing or the other usage of fluffing?
24:57 * Wrothmonk looks at falang in disgust
25:05 <Falang> Okay then
25:19 <Falang> That's the one I always thought of anyway. haha ;)
25:29 <Wrothmonk> Pattaya, Thailand correct?
25:36 <Falang> Yep
25:43 <Wrothmonk> kk gotcha
25:46 <Mort> regular fluffing
25:49 <Wrothmonk> Starting call
26:09 <Mort> prolly wont do voice
26:22 <Falang> you didn't add me as a contact
26:36 <Wrothmonk> erm..
26:41 <Falang> call started
26:43 <Wrothmonk> then who did I just invite to the call?
26:44 <Falang> or did you?
26:51 <Falang> oh you called me, I just didn't notice you in my list
27:22 <Mort> parents around so its weird if Im talking to a comp
27:25 <Mort> unprepared is like that
27:35 <Wrothmonk> 173.23.249.41
27:55 <Wrothmonk> port 4000 no web server
28:10 <Mort> and theres a mindflayer behind..
28:11 <Mort> the door
28:19 <Mort> and a beholder as well!
28:52 <Mort> and a dracolich!
29:01 <Falang> Mort, singaporean is tonal or no?
29:04 <Mort> I already set what I need to buy I guess
29:08 <Mort> tonal?
29:09 <Mort> what do ye mean
29:17 <Mort> We Speak Queens English!
29:19 <Falang> yeah, rising tones, lowering toes, etc.
29:20 <Mort> *Stiff upper lip*
29:21 <Falang> tones
29:34 <Mort> singaporeans speak english like anyone else
29:44 <Mort> chinese is tonal though
29:45 <Falang> I didn't hear english in the background there
30:00 <Mort> thanks.
30:02 <Mort> I turned off mic
30:04 <Mort> whew
30:08 <Mort> you just heard my parents
30:08 <Falang> oh. heh.
30:13 <Wrothmonk> Fresh off your induction into the Society and the completion of your basic training within the organization, you find yourselves in the office of Ambrus Valsin, the venture-captain in charge of daily operations in and around the Grand Lodge. The efficient and straightforward chamberlain greets you curtly and motions for you to sit.
30:14 <Falang> I figured that's what it was.
30:26 <Steven> lem slumps down into a chair
30:58 <Wrothmonk> “All right, Pathfinders! Listen up. I know you are new recruits eager to make names for yourselves in the organization, but first we need to make sure you are up to snuff and won’t get yourself killed out there. I have a number of small assignments for you and your team, and it would be best if you could finish them before the day’s end."
30:58 * Mort lounges around on another chair
31:28 <Falang> he looks like a meth dealing biker
31:33 Falang is now known as Monn
31:40 * Mort somehow has gives the feeling of a satisified cat curled up on her counch, but retains her hunters instincts, and ready to pounce at need.
31:44 Mort is now known as Rekki
31:51 <Rekki> mm
31:52 <Steven> was just about to comment about how he looked like my dad when he was younger
32:03 Steven is now known as Lem
32:04 <Monn> hah
32:10 <Wrothmonk> “Every day we get some doe-eyed hopeful or some sniveling bootlicker willing to do anything to join up with the Pathfinders. Most of them are good kids, but not all of them have the salt to make it in a world like this. It’s rough out there and I’m not just talking about the ruins, tombs, and wilderness Pathfinders find themselves in on missions. We’ve got people who look down their noses at us, folks who think we squander
32:10 <Wrothmonk>  our resources, and agents who want to take everything we have collected. This wealth of knowledge and these items of lore make us the most powerful organization on the planet."
32:23 <Rekki> both of us better not do too muchs :P
32:28 <Rekki> its Falang's first time right?
32:32 <Rekki> so he should do our thinking :D
32:54 * Monn thinks for himself anyway
32:56 <Wrothmonk> “Your first mission, to test your mettle and loyalties, sends you to meet a few people important to the Society living here in Absalom. These are other venture-captains or close allies of our organization, so follow their orders as you would mine. I’ve prepared a list of things I want you to do. They’re not arranged in any particular order of importance, but I want them all completed as quickly as possible. Only report to me
32:56 <Wrothmonk>  once you complete them all. Included in the envelope you hold in your hands is the list, complete with the name of your contact, and directions to the meeting location.”
34:25 <Wrothmonk> The assignments are on map 7 in CA
34:28 <Monn> you're not hearing me? wtf.
34:30 <Wrothmonk> What are you doing now?
34:38 <Monn> no I'm not an idiot
34:48 <Monn> My mom said I wasn't
34:52 <Monn> sec.
34:57 <Monn> proceed
34:58 <Monn> I'll fix it
35:13 <Monn> k.
35:16 <Monn> let me see the list
35:25 <Monn> I know
35:26 <Monn> reading
35:30 <Monn> I'm on it
35:33 <Monn> settle down :)
36:32 <Monn> Well I think we should just do them in order of distance
36:36 <Monn> which is closest?
36:46 <Monn> thus easier to get to and accomplish
37:09 * Rekki lounges around lazily on her couch
37:16 <Monn> that works for me then
37:23 <Monn> common sense way to do it
38:48 <Monn> !roll 1d20+1 Perception
38:50 <dicebot> Monn, Perception: [1d20=13] 14
39:01 <Lem> !throw 1d20+2 lem; 1d20+3 kyra
39:02 <diebot> Lem, lem: [1d20=14] 16; kyra: [1d20=19] 22
39:06 <Rekki> ya?
39:09 <Rekki> percpetion?
39:13 <Rekki> !throw 1d20+1 perception
39:14 <diebot> Rekki, perception: [1d20=13] 14
41:28 <Rekki> "Okie, Ill keep an eye for him next time"
42:27 * Rekki looks at all the various parts speculatively
42:43 <Wrothmonk> This creepy shop contains myriad odds and ends, most bereft of any discernible use. A number of malformed creatures and creature parts bob in jars on a long, prominent shelf, a tiny fetal devil centered in this macabre lineup. The shopkeeper, a greasy-haired Varisian with a thin mustache, shouts from behind the cluttered counter:
42:48 * Lem leads Kyra in on a leash tied about her waist.
42:48 <Wrothmonk> “Ah yes, I see the Pathfinders have arrived. I’m glad Ambrus was able to lend a few of his new recruits to help me. Please come in and let me tell you what I need.”
42:52 * Monn raises his eyebrow and follows the strange man inside
43:03 <Rekki> ouch lol
43:05 <Rekki> S and M
43:08 <Lem> "Now remember, don't touch anything."
43:16 * Rekki gives Kyra her CLW wand(50 charges)
43:19 <Monn> "And don't eat anything either from what I've heard..."
43:32 <Rekki> "But...some of these look really interesting.."
43:46 <Wrothmonk> Looking around as if to be absolutely certain no customers are browsing the aisles of knock-off Thuvian burial urns or supposed Azlanti porcelain, he begins again.
43:48 * Rekki looks at the display more intently
43:57 * Monn secretly scrapes some grease off him for study later
44:48 <Wrothmonk> “Well met. I am Guaril Karela. A friend of mine has a warehouse near here and he received a parcel on behalf of me and some of my associates, but there’s a problem. See, Master Gelbane had to leave town in a hurry and our shipment is still waiting at his warehouse. Rumor is he ended up in trouble with the law and the place was seized. I heard tell from someone down at the docks that some creep was snooping around his warehouse
44:48 <Wrothmonk>  just the other night, so I want to make sure nothing of mine was taken. He keeps all kinds of things, from beer to nails, in that old pelican, but every now and then he stores something really special. This is one of those cases. "
44:54 <Lem> "What's the speciality item?"
45:11 <Rekki> "Probably that Fetal thingie?"
45:23 <Wrothmonk> "There’s a big crate marked with three crows arranged in a triangle. Inside that crate is a smaller container with a few books and papers in it.That’s the only parcel I’m interested in, and as far as I’m concerned, you can help yourself to the rest of the crate. Honestly, anything else you want in the place too. I’m sure the once things get sorted out, the city will seize most everything else anyway."
45:27 <Rekki> "It looks really..quite a nice specimen, Ive never seen anything likethat before"
45:57 <Wrothmonk> "Would care to purchase it?"
46:09 * Monn refrains from gagging at the thought
46:13 <Rekki> "Hrmm. how much?"
46:45 <Wrothmonk> "I believe 3gp is a fair bargain for a item such as this" He gestures to the "fetal thingy"
46:50 <Monn> "We'll get right out there now."
47:11 <Rekki> "Oh excellent, what is it btw?"
47:13 <Lem> "I'll take it!"
47:18 <Rekki> (pls deduct 3 gp for that..)
47:20 <Rekki> Thanks :)
47:24 * Lem hands over 3 gold.
47:26 <Rekki> Must show everyone my latest specimen..
47:28 * Monn jumps in to counter-offer 4gp
47:33 <Rekki> "Hey I asked for it first!"
47:35 * Lem Force feeds it to kyra.
47:43 <Rekki> Oh no...
47:54 <Rekki> uh wROTHMONK
47:58 <Rekki> we have a bidding war..
48:03 <Lem> "WHOS HALF A MAN NOW KYRA! HUH HUH?!?"
48:40 <Lem> Lem is now an abusive spouse!
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49:55 <Rekki> Aww.
49:56 <Rekki> Cyan
49:57 <Lem> pink
50:04 <Monn> Blue
50:05 <Rekki> get 1 for kyra as well
50:11 <Lem> kyra will be grey
50:13 <Monn> Cyan?!  don't you try to steal my blue!
50:20 <Rekki> no you take the dark I take the light
50:22 <Rekki> lse we can swithc
50:24 <Rekki> you choose which blue you want
50:26 <Monn> Hmph.
50:26 <Rekki> I like blue too
50:35 <Monn> which do you prefer, milady?
50:43 <Rekki> any colur is fine Monn
50:45 <Rekki> :)
50:49 <Monn> heh
51:08 <Rekki> Ill take my longbow out
51:11 <Rekki> Just In Case
51:14 Wrothmonk has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
51:19 Wrothmon_ is now known as Wrothmonk
51:30 * Monn has longsword in one hand and throwing axe in the other
51:39 <Rekki> good greif I dont evne know my alignment
51:52 <Wrothmonk> Perched on the end of a long pier fifteen feet above the water, the warehouse appears to struggle against its own roof, threatening to sag into the bay below. No light shines from the building’s windows and only the movement of gulls and pelicans stirs the scene.
53:18 * Rekki has ioun torch
53:46 <Rekki> "Is she really your wife?"
53:59 <Rekki> Im good
54:07 <Rekki> worse case I get to melee lolz
54:11 <Lem> "Well shes for sure my bitch!"
54:37 <Rekki> "You shouldnt treat a lady like that"
54:47 <Wrothmonk> Darkness fills the warehouse, the ambient light from outside blocked by a filthy, oily film on the structure’s few windows. Darting illumination comes from light reflecting off the water through a splintered hole in the floor. Throughout the warehouse, crates, boxes, and barrels lean against each other in vaguely sorted stacks. A lingering smell indicates some of the contents are certainly spoiled.
55:09 <Rekki> "She may be your wife but it odesnt give you the right to slap her when she has done no wrong"
55:41 <Lem> "Really... If she has a problem with it shes never said anything about it."
56:15 <Rekki> me?
56:58 <Rekki> well hwo goods your stelath :D
58:08 <Lem> !throw 1d20+2 lem; 1d20+0 kyra
58:08 <diebot> Lem, lem: [1d20=6] 8; kyra: [1d20=17] 17
58:10 <Rekki> !throw 1d20+6 init
58:10 <diebot> Rekki, init: [1d20=1] 7
58:10 <Monn> !roll 1d20+5 Monn's Initiative
58:12 <dicebot> Monn, Monn's Initiative: [1d20=6] 11
58:18 <Rekki> wtf I roll a 1.
58:31 <Wrothmonk> !throw 3#1d20+3
58:32 <diebot> Wrothmonk, 3#1d20+3: [1d20=11] 14, [1d20=6] 9, [1d20=10] 13
58:56 <Rekki> *smack steven on his head*
58:58 <Rekki> lol
59:52 <Rekki> for simplicity I uslally put all same init monsters on same init
59:53 <Rekki> lol
59:55 <Wrothmonk> Kyra's turn
00:39 <Lem> !throw 1d20+2; 1d6+2
00:39 <diebot> Lem, 1d20+2: [1d20=5] 7; 1d6+2: [1d6=4] 6
00:46 <Wrothmonk> miss
01:01 <Wrothmonk> !throw 1d20+1
01:02 <diebot> Wrothmonk, 1d20+1: [1d20=5] 6
01:02 <Rekki> moving on crates...
01:11 <Rekki> what kind of terrain/climb check?
01:39 <Rekki> oh no probz
01:46 <Wrothmonk> difficult terrain
01:59 <Rekki> crates give cover
02:00 <Rekki> ?
02:09 <Wrothmonk> yes
02:29 <Rekki> hihg ground doesnt make any diff to me
02:32 <Rekki> :)
02:53 <Wrothmonk> !throw 1d20+1
02:54 <diebot> Wrothmonk, 1d20+1: [1d20=1] 2
03:03 <Wrothmonk> Monn's turn
03:42 <Monn> !roll 1d20+3; 1d8+3 Longsword 
03:44 <dicebot> Monn, 1d20+3: [1d20=11] 14; Longsword: [1d8=3] 6
04:27 <Wrothmonk> Monn heroically slices the rat's head off
04:44 <Wrothmonk> !throw 1d20+1
04:45 <diebot> Wrothmonk, 1d20+1: [1d20=13] 14
04:57 <Wrothmonk> Lem's turn
05:00 * Monn mocks it
05:23 <Wrothmonk> narcissist bard!
05:33 <Wrothmonk> Rekki's turn
05:37 <Rekki> I shoot at number 3
05:39 <Rekki> I have point blank, precise
05:53 <Rekki> !throw 1d20+6 ot hit
05:54 <diebot> Rekki, ot hit: [1d20=4] 10
05:59 <Rekki> miss and end turn
06:05 * Monn objects to doing anything heroically since he doesn't believe in heroes, much less that he could be one.
06:05 <Wrothmonk> !throw 1d2
06:06 <diebot> Wrothmonk, 1d2: [1d2=2] 2
06:19 <Rekki> "Oops"
06:25 <Wrothmonk> the arrow thunks into a crate 
06:29 <Monn> "They're over here!"
06:37 <Rekki> yeah done
06:44 <Wrothmonk> Kyra's turn
06:47 <Lem> !throw 1d20+2; 1d6+2
06:48 <diebot> Lem, 1d20+2: [1d20=16] 18; 1d6+2: [1d6=6] 8
06:59 <Rekki> scimitar
07:04 <Rekki> kyra ALWAYS uses a kyra
07:07 <Rekki> a scimitar
07:15 <Wrothmonk> Kyra chops off the head of the rat
07:23 <Wrothmonk> Monn's turn
07:32 <Lem> +1 hit and damage from inspire
07:34 <Monn> !roll 1d20+3; 1d8+3 Unheroic Longsword head chopping
07:36 <dicebot> Monn, 1d20+3: [1d20=4] 7; Unheroic Longsword head chopping: [1d8=2] 5
07:43 <Wrothmonk> you dont
07:56 <Wrothmonk> !throw 1d20+1
07:56 <diebot> Wrothmonk, 1d20+1: [1d20=9] 10
08:08 <Wrothmonk> Lem's turn
08:40 <Lem> !throw 1d20+4; 1d4 
08:41 <diebot> Lem, 1d20+4: [1d20=1] 5; 1d4: [1d4=2] 2
08:49 <Wrothmonk> miss
08:51 <Wrothmonk> Rekki's turn
08:53 <Rekki> move me to T11
09:01 <Rekki> !throw 1d20+5 to hit
09:02 <diebot> Rekki, to hit: [1d20=15] 20
09:11 <Rekki> !throw 1d8+2 damage
09:12 <diebot> Rekki, damage: [1d8=1] 3
09:14 <Rekki> lol
09:35 <Wrothmonk> The rat is almost skewered, but it is still kicking and biting
09:37 <Rekki> btw move me to T11
09:39 <Rekki> just now
09:50 <Lem> !throw 1d20+3; 1d6+3
09:50 <diebot> Lem, 1d20+3: [1d20=1] 4; 1d6+3: [1d6=4] 7
09:56 <Rekki> sorry S9
10:14 <Rekki> no
10:16 <Rekki> I jumping on crates
10:21 <Rekki> I making a round
10:28 <Rekki> ya
10:31 <Rekki> I waking on crates
10:41 <Rekki> correct
10:46 <Rekki> I not provoking aoo unless I want to
11:01 <Wrothmonk> Monn's turn
11:12 <Monn> !roll 1d20+4; 1d8+4 heroic Longsword head chopping
11:15 <dicebot> Monn, 1d20+4: [1d20=10] 14; heroic Longsword head chopping: [1d8=4] 8
11:25 <Rekki> ahaha
11:25 * Monn smirks
11:34 <Wrothmonk> the last rat's head rolls into the hole and falls into the water
11:36 <Lem> 6/8 performance
11:45 <Monn> "Nooooooo! my rat head trophy!"
11:49 * Rekki eyes the crate
12:33 <Rekki> I have rope
13:18 <Rekki> "Ahaha!"
13:38 <Rekki> "Hrrrmmmm..."
14:15 <Rekki> "Uhhh..."
14:17 <Lem> !throw 1d20+2 engineering
14:18 <diebot> Lem, engineering: [1d20=9] 11
14:37 <Rekki> bards can make knowledge checks untrained
14:41 <Rekki> so he is rubbishing around
15:09 <Rekki> "Uh we dont want that do we?"
15:22 * Rekki sighs
16:18 <Rekki> someone needs to tie stuff up?
16:33 <Rekki> I has rope and I could throw
16:37 <Rekki> I dont want to walk..
16:46 <Rekki> Hm
16:48 <Rekki> thats an idea too
17:07 * Rekki eyes the halfling speculatively...
17:22 * Lem sighs heavily...
17:24 <Lem> "Oh damn it!"
17:29 <Rekki> Hey wait..
17:32 <Rekki> theres a BOAT!
17:37 <Rekki> Hm.
17:50 <Lem> "THE BOAT!"
18:02 <Lem> "Lets use the boat!"
18:09 <Rekki> "But..itd be such a greAT TALE!"
18:15 <Rekki> "are you sure you dont want to do it?"
18:25 <Rekki> "It beats about how you pooped when you were younger right?"
18:51 <Rekki> it would work if you can get it below
19:03 <Rekki> Awww
19:08 <Rekki> "yes yes!"
19:10 <Rekki> but someone gets the boat..
19:15 <Rekki> Awww..
19:20 <Rekki> knowledge nature
19:20 <Rekki> :)
20:07 <Rekki> usually ships is profession sailor/knowledge nature
20:21 <Rekki> if its ride I think I better do it heh :P
22:25 <Rekki> and most people dont have profession sailor
23:50 <Rekki> *fluff*
23:56 <Lem> !throw 1d20+2 Kn nature
23:56 <diebot> Lem, Kn nature: [1d20=1] 3
24:08 <Rekki> and you crash against the docks..
24:17 <Rekki> yay!
24:26 <Rekki> uh Oh..
24:35 <Lem> "MY halfling strength is failing me!"
24:44 <Rekki> "Comeon ...you want ot be tied out there dont you?"
24:47 * Rekki has a big grin on her face
24:51 <Wrothmonk> you think it could take 3 more hits like that at most with ought repair
24:53 <Lem> !throw 1d20+2 Kn nature
24:54 <diebot> Lem, Kn nature: [1d20=8] 10
24:55 <Wrothmonk> without* 
25:22 <Lem> !throw 1d20+2 Kn nature
25:23 <diebot> Lem, Kn nature: [1d20=1] 3
25:33 <Wrothmonk> 2 hits remain
25:34 <Lem> !throw 1d20+2 Kn nature
25:36 <diebot> Lem, Kn nature: [1d20=4] 6
25:46 <Lem> !throw 1d20+2 Kn nature
25:46 <diebot> Lem, Kn nature: [1d20=18] 20
25:51 <Rekki> ok
25:52 <Rekki> lol
26:00 <Rekki> take 10?
26:01 <Wrothmonk> 3/4ths of the way
26:02 <Rekki> haha
26:04 <Rekki> no distractions
26:04 <Lem> !throw 1d20+2 Kn nature
26:04 <diebot> Lem, Kn nature: [1d20=12] 14
26:23 * Monn glares
26:25 <Wrothmonk> the boat is now under the crate
26:30 <Rekki> so whose doing the hole thing, me?
26:32 <Rekki> I dont mind..
26:48 <Wrothmonk> Lem was
26:49 <Rekki> ask that bugger at the bottom
26:51 <Rekki> DUDE
26:56 <Lem> !throw 1d20+2 Kn engineering
26:57 <diebot> Lem, Kn engineering: [1d20=6] 8
27:05 <Rekki> Dude, you think your boat can take it?
27:16 <Monn> "Move out of the way!"
27:17 <Rekki> ok lets smack the thing down
27:45 <Rekki> Ill take the rope
27:53 <Rekki> hopefully we boht dont end up in
28:01 <Rekki> pull rope tight..
28:18 <Rekki> - acp
28:19 <Monn> !roll 1d20+3 Acrobatics
28:21 <dicebot> Monn, Acrobatics: [1d20=15] 18
28:22 <Rekki> dont forget your ACP!
28:46 <Wrothmonk> 1 hit remains
28:52 <Rekki> take 10 on your way back
29:05 <Lem> !throw 1d20+4
29:07 <diebot> Lem, 1d20+4: [1d20=18] 22
29:23 <Rekki> ok lets grab the phat lewt
29:24 <Lem> 5/8 performance
29:31 <Wrothmonk> you dock the boat like master
29:38 <Rekki> grab the phat lewt
29:42 <Lem> "See that kyra... I can handle shit!"
30:05 <Rekki> "Kyra, he forgot to mention he crashed the boat 2 times"
30:33 <Lem> "She is lying Kyra!"
30:34 <Rekki> open the crate and get the phat lewt out?
30:41 <Rekki> "Come on, we all heard the noise
30:55 <Lem> "Kyra knows that was me killing things!"
31:10 <Lem> !throw 1d20+8 Bluff
31:11 <diebot> Lem, Bluff: [1d20=7] 15
31:11 <Rekki> -10 penalty?
31:20 <Rekki> but again kyra wont sense motive
31:33 <Lem> she wont... she knows better!
32:42 <Wrothmonk> 0 sets of masterwork thieves’ tools, three flasks of alchemist’s fire, a flask of acid, a dozen jars of various inks, a footprint book*, adamantine weapon blanch*, three bags of powder*, a deck of marked cards*, and two sets of average loaded dice*
32:47 <Wrothmonk> 10*
33:00 <Rekki> one bag each?
33:13 <Rekki> yay lots of opportunities to play flour the halfling!
33:20 <Rekki> Ill take the dice
33:25 <Rekki> Ill take 1 alchemist fire
33:29 <Monn> 1 alc fire, footprint book, 1 bag of powder, deck of cards...
33:33 <Rekki> and 1 ag of powder
33:49 <Rekki> more like flour.
34:16 <Rekki> k
34:18 <Rekki> make sense
34:27 <Wrothmonk> monn takes whats left
36:08 <Rekki> "Thank you good sir"
36:11 <Monn> "Might we have a discount on your tasty imps as well?"
36:46 <Wrothmonk> "I cannot possibly afford a discount, I am already offering them at the lowest possible price for my wonderful customers"
37:05 * Lem gives the guy a knowing wink
37:10 <Monn> "A true shame, my dear old mum just loves them.."
37:25 <Wrothmonk> He twitches slightly at saying "wonderful"
37:28 <Rekki> Im keeping mine as a souveneir
38:07 <Rekki> Im keeping 1..
38:25 <Lem> "Kyra did you already eat that whole thing? Be careful you're putting on weight."
38:57 <Rekki> ahahha
39:12 <Rekki> rekki isnt as silly as my rogue is
40:12 <Rekki> !throw 1d20+1 perception
40:13 <diebot> Rekki, perception: [1d20=17] 18
40:17 <Rekki> !throw 1d20+1 sense motive
40:19 <diebot> Rekki, sense motive: [1d20=8] 9
40:20 <Monn> !roll 1d20+1 Perception
40:21 <dicebot> Monn, Perception: [1d20=18] 19
40:37 <Monn> !roll 1d20+1 Sense Motive
40:38 <dicebot> Monn, Sense Motive: [1d20=19] 20
41:12 <Lem> !throw 1d20+2 Lem perc; 1d20+4 sense; 1d20+3 kyra perc; 1d20+3 sense
41:13 <diebot> Lem, Lem perc: [1d20=8] 10; sense: [1d20=17] 21; kyra perc: [1d20=6] 9; sense: [1d20=8] 11
42:10 <Rekki> "That person is begining ot make himself a pest"
42:20 <Rekki> Do I get to do pop shots on the watcher?
42:34 <Rekki> my bow has a range of 100 ft..
43:19 <Lem> "Maybe is someone the Society has set on us to watch us."
43:26 <Rekki> *grrs....*
44:12 <Rekki> I can attempt to follow him actually
44:17 <Lem> "Rule number 1... Never split the party.  You were absent on that day huh?"
44:26 <Rekki> "Urm. Good point"
45:09 <Rekki> next time I spot him its an arrow to his knee?
45:10 <Rekki> :P
45:54 <Rekki> if its daylight I can take out my ioun touch
45:56 <Rekki> torch
46:20 <Rekki> so Ill just take out my ioun torch
46:25 <Rekki> its like having a toch light around in daytime
46:32 <Monn> very useful
46:40 <Wrothmonk> Arriving at the Temple of the Shining Star, you are immediately directed to Ollysta Zadrian. This paladin of Sarenrae is young in her years, but holds herself with the poise of a queen and warrior simultaneously. As she notices your arrival, she strides forward, addressing the group in a strong voice.
46:41 <Rekki> no I mean I wont use it
46:44 <Rekki> too obivous
46:57 <Monn> too obviously what?  lit up? :)
47:03 <Rekki> yep
47:05 <Rekki> no sneaky sneaky
47:09 <Wrothmonk> “Thank the light of Sarenrae you have arrived! I knew Ambrus would come through for us in the Silver Crusade. I desperately need you to bring medicine to an orphanage and let me know if the headmistress, Gilga Baltwin, is deserving of our charity. Since our quest began, the needy have clamored for our aid, and I suspect some are abusing our generosity. It may sound cruel, but there are plenty of dishonest people out in the world
47:10 <Wrothmonk>  eager for easy gold."
47:14 <Monn> since when does anybody sneaky sneaky around here?
47:30 <Rekki> maybe it could be a new custom
47:39 <Wrothmonk> “Do you know of the Silver Crusade? After discovering so many factions splintered the Society, a number of us banded together to proliferate the cause of charity and kindness using the Society’s resources. As it is said, ‘The Dawn brings new light’ and I’ve made it my life’s work to use our recent darkness to bring a new light to the world and to the Pathfinder Society."
47:48 <Wrothmonk> "I apologize for straying off point. Will you bring this parcel of medicine to Auntie Baltwin’s Home for Recovery in the Eastgate district?”
47:57 <Rekki> "Yes milady"
48:01 <Lem> "Sure toots... its what we are here for!"
48:08 <Rekki> are you oggling at her boobs?
48:10 <Monn> Is this an orphanage or a whorphanage?
48:11 <Rekki> while youre at it? :P
48:16 <Lem> "Yup...."
48:23 <Wrothmonk> "Thank you kind sir." She hands the parcel to Rekki
48:31 * Rekki keeps da parcel, and Im a lady too
48:32 <Rekki> :)
49:21 <Rekki> not me either
49:38 <Rekki> Thank you :)
49:44 <Rekki> (Innocentmur)
50:05 <Lem> "You know spent some time in an orphanage...  They kicked me out when they found out I was 23..."
50:21 <Wrothmonk> give me a second
50:23 <Rekki> "Obviously"
50:28 <Rekki> "halflings"
50:38 <Wrothmonk> you are so sick
50:52 <Rekki> "The caretakers were probably extremely pretty"
51:04 <Rekki> "And he was probably just looking for an excuse to get close and personal"
51:10 <Lem> "Nah, the woman was old and nasty."
51:17 <Lem> "Ya know it was right around in this area too."
51:22 <Rekki> "Some like women well-matured"
51:27 <Rekki> "I woudlnt question your tastes.."
51:50 <Lem> !throw 1d20+8 Diplo
51:51 <diebot> Lem, Diplo: [1d20=13] 21
51:56 <Rekki> "I mean which normal halfling would turn down an opportunity to be tied up and do noble deeds?"
52:04 <Rekki> "Clearly you dont seem to be the normal type of halfling"
52:06 <Monn> !roll 1d20-2 Diplomacy
52:08 <dicebot> Monn, Diplomacy: [1d20=20] 18
53:13 <Lem> !throw 1d20+6 Kyra diplo
53:14 <diebot> Lem, Kyra diplo: [1d20=2] 8
53:18 <Rekki> "Cats and children"
53:53 * Rekki hides the parcel
54:00 <Rekki> Or does anyone want to take it?
54:04 <Rekki> forget it :P
54:05 <Rekki> Im notmaking
54:09 <Rekki> mine is...usnpeakable
54:22 <Rekki> I cant beat lems diplo
54:24 <Rekki> even on a take 20
54:25 <Rekki> lol
54:27 <Rekki> so it doesnt mattter
54:49 <Rekki> want any recon though? :D
54:54 <Monn> yes
54:57 <Rekki> then take the stuff off me and I can prolly do it
55:08 * Rekki pases parcel to Monn
55:10 <Wrothmonk> Nearly swarming with cats and children, this fine upper-class home appears to be clean and in good condition considering the number and ages of its inhabitants. Three young boys shoot marbles in the dirt near the side porch, and inside strewn toys and more cats lie about on the floors. A few children take care of chores, while coughs and sneezes softly erupt from the children’s dormitories upstairs.
55:40 <Rekki> Im going to the back..
56:06 <Rekki> take out armor and sneaky sneaky mode
57:24 <Wrothmonk> "Auntia Baltwin lets us go out into town during the day to help out people."
57:41 <Lem> "What do you do while helping out?"
57:55 <Lem> "Like a job?"
58:09 <Rekki> one extra kid with all the little kids..
59:13 <Rekki> I wouldnt mind trying that stuff
59:35 <Wrothmonk> "Sorta like a job, Auntie Baltwin says it helps pay for our home"
00:08 <Rekki> eh I dont think Ill eat any cats.
00:32 <Lem> "Hard labor or running errands?"
00:49 <Wrothmonk> "Small stuff, tending gardens or carrying around stuff."
01:16 <Lem> "Do ya mind it?
01:18 <Wrothmonk> "La-bor?" The kid obviusly doesnt know that word
01:45 <Lem> "Labor is where you work hard... Don't you go to school?"
02:11 <Wrothmonk> "We work hard a lot of the time but we want to help out."
02:28 <Rekki> the parcel I gave to Monn
02:41 <Rekki> if medival times working - you generally get chimney sweeps
02:46 <Rekki> for little boys especially
03:25 <Rekki> I am trying to sneak in by the back and see if theres anything useful
03:29 <Rekki> on what shes doing in there
05:01 <Wrothmonk> stealth check please rekki
05:04 <Wrothmonk> private
05:46 <Rekki> !throw 1d20+8 @wrothmonk
06:26 <Rekki> slteath check got through right
08:17 <Rekki> wrothmonk the stelath check in private is right correct
08:31 <Rekki> its flying murs
08:44 <Rekki> !throw 1d20+8 @Wrothmonk
08:48 <Rekki> Im not a registered one
08:51 <Rekki> or you can roll it for me
08:54 <Rekki> its has a +8
08:59 <Rekki> so you can roll with dicebot
09:02 <Rekki> my stealth mod is +8
09:05 <Rekki> just use it
09:07 <Monn> !throw 1d20+8
09:08 <diebot> Monn, 1d20+8: [1d20=10] 18
09:19 <Rekki> just use my stealth mod and make secret roll
09:20 <Rekki> :)
09:22 <Rekki> I dont mind too much
09:32 <Rekki> !throw 1d20+8 stealth
09:33 <diebot> Rekki, stealth: [1d20=9] 17
09:37 <Rekki> no armor ac 14
09:41 <Rekki> flatfooted 10
09:47 <Wrothmonk> just roll it publicly, its not showing up
09:53 <Rekki> done
10:00 <Wrothmonk> lagging for me then...
10:09 <Rekki> I think because I am not registered
10:17 <Rekki> no
10:22 <Rekki> I am not a regstered person
10:22 <Rekki> I think
10:23 Wrothmonk has quit (Quit: )
10:26 <Rekki> thats why I cannot pm you like that
10:51 <Rekki> I dont appear often much
11:01 <Rekki> its a mother flying mur and a baby flying mur
11:03 <Rekki> you have dirty minds
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11:17 <Lem> im back!
11:25 <Rekki> !throw 1d20+8 @Wrothmonk
11:37 <Rekki> !throw 1d20+8 @diebot
11:44 <Rekki> just use my mod
12:01 <Rekki> !throw 1d20+8 @Wrothmonk
12:19 <Monn> !throw 1d20+8 @Wrothmonk
12:25 <Rekki> did Monns work?
12:29 <Rekki> else get Monn to do it for me
12:30 <Rekki> it is ok
13:04 <Rekki> or roll with physical die
13:05 <Rekki> Im fine too
13:11 <Lem> !throw 1d20
13:12 <diebot> Lem, 1d20: [1d20=1] 1
13:21 <Wrothmonk> !throw 1d20+8
13:22 <diebot> Wrothmonk, 1d20+8: [1d20=19] 27
13:26 <Rekki> use physical dice I dont care either
13:35 <Rekki> *sneaky Sneaky*
13:52 <Rekki> see whats happening inside
13:59 <Rekki> does it look like a normal orphanage?
14:09 <Rekki> is she keeping aa pickled Imp in her kitchen
14:14 <Rekki> or soemthing silly
14:20 <Rekki> or is there a demon summoning circle
14:23 <Rekki> flich one.
14:30 <Rekki> you never know
14:34 <Rekki> of course, sniff at it first
14:36 <Rekki> dunno just take it along
14:40 <Rekki> know also just take it along
14:44 <Rekki> ok flich it and get out
15:27 <Rekki> !throw 1d20+1 perception
15:27 <diebot> Rekki, perception: [1d20=6] 7
15:28 <Rekki> sure I do
15:30 <Rekki> I am supposed to recon
15:37 <Rekki> bt my preception isnt a clas sskill either
15:40 <Rekki> so too bad.
15:43 <Rekki> remind me to get a rogue level..
15:44 <Rekki> :)
16:04 <Rekki> grab a bottle and sneak out
16:19 <Rekki> are they open or closed
16:35 <Rekki> take one closed, one open..
16:41 <Rekki> and lets get out :P
17:04 <Rekki> nah there was worse
17:11 <Rekki> had a pitched battle in the orphanage
17:31 <Rekki> *sneaky SNeaky*
17:48 <Rekki> !throw 1d20+8 sneak out
17:48 <diebot> Rekki, sneak out: [1d20=17] 25
18:09 <Rekki> you get this sneaky 2 paws..
18:30 <Rekki> how would I know..?
18:54 <Rekki> Ill show you waht I found later
19:16 <Rekki> I make sure the alchohol is not present
19:17 <Rekki> as in hide it
19:17 <Rekki> :D
19:44 <Wrothmonk> Nein Nein Nein!
19:48 <Wrothmonk> it is dusgusting
20:00 <Rekki> you know I think I really should get a rogue leveo n this character..
20:04 <Lem> "See kyra... this is whats gonna happen if you keep eating those pickled imps... Cow."
20:12 <Monn> Ditto Rekki, I was planning on it.
20:16 <Wrothmonk> "What?"
20:19 <Wrothmonk> snappy lady
20:40 <Lem> "We got a package to deliver..."
20:49 <Rekki> package is with Monn now
20:55 <Lem> "Hand it to her so we can leave faster... I don't want her to recognize me."
21:00 <Rekki> I dropped it off..
21:02 <Rekki> hahaha
21:22 <Monn> "can we come in?  get a drink perhaps? it's been a long day!"
21:54 <Monn> "And I understand you have some sick children that need this medicine.."
22:09 <Wrothmonk> "Ah the medicine. Thank you."
22:12 <Rekki> Ill stand behind let my buddies do the talking
22:19 <Wrothmonk> Baltwin reaches for the package
23:09 <Wrothmonk> "I'm afraid the place is in a terrible state, all these children running around making messes."
23:25 <Wrothmonk> "I couldn't possibly allow you to see it in such a state."
23:33 <Monn> "We really don't mind the mess!"
23:39 <Rekki> !throw 1d20 sense motive
23:39 <diebot> Rekki, sense motive: [1d20=12] 12
23:44 <Lem> !throw 1d20+4 lem; 1d20+3 kyra
23:44 <diebot> Lem, lem: [1d20=10] 14; kyra: [1d20=9] 12
23:46 <Monn> !roll 1d20+1 Sense Motive
23:48 <dicebot> Monn, Sense Motive: [1d20=3] 4
24:09 <Wrothmonk> !throw 1d20-1 bluff
24:10 <diebot> Wrothmonk, bluff: [1d20=15] 14
24:35 <Lem> "No worries I've been in before when it was messy.
24:52 <Monn> "Madam, I expect an orphange to be messy! I'm betting our little friend here Lem would be happy to help clean up a bit too!"
24:55 <Lem> "Errrr... I mean I've likely seen worse messes..."
25:00 <Lem> !throw 1d20+8 bluff
25:00 <diebot> Lem, bluff: [1d20=14] 22
25:11 <Wrothmonk> "Alright then. Come on in" She says reluctently
25:26 <Rekki> Ill follow them in
25:40 <Monn> yup
25:44 <Wrothmonk> !throw 1d20+8
25:44 <diebot> Wrothmonk, 1d20+8: [1d20=9] 17
25:46 <Rekki> me?
25:53 <Rekki> !throw 1d20 bluff check
25:54 <diebot> Rekki, bluff check: [1d20=2] 2
26:05 <Lem> !throw 1d20+8 bluff
26:05 <diebot> Lem, bluff: [1d20=2] 10
26:22 <Monn> !roll 1d20-2 bluff
26:24 <dicebot> Monn, bluff: [1d20=16] 14
27:14 <Rekki> Okay maybe she has a feelin I dont want ot go into the orphanage
27:15 <Rekki> lol
27:15 <Rekki> thats ok, I can wait for my friends outside.
27:22 <Rekki> After they come up, we get out of range, Ill pull out a bottle, and we can all get drunk.. :P
27:28 <Monn> WOO!
27:35 <Monn> (save some for the kids)
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28:09 <Rekki> me goes in there to sit
28:19 <Wrothmonk> "Would you like some tea"
28:21 <Rekki> Sure
28:37 <Monn> "Do you have anything a little stronger? I never much cared for tea."
28:54 <Lem> "Nah..." I'm always looking in another direction trying to hide my face.
29:31 <Rekki> !throw 1d20+1 ooh extra something?
29:32 <diebot> Rekki, ooh extra something?: [1d20=15] 16
29:41 <Lem> !throw 1d20+2 lem; 1d20+3 perc
29:42 <diebot> Lem, lem: [1d20=2] 4; perc: [1d20=7] 10
29:57 <Rekki> that bottle is HIDDEN in my backpack.
30:04 Mekkis gives voice to Lem Monn Rekki
30:08 Mekkis gives channel operator status to Wrothmonk
30:09 <Rekki> "Its ok Monn.."
30:12 <Rekki> "Tea is good for you"
30:36 * Rekki pats Monn on his shoulder
30:42 <Rekki> "We'll work it out after we're done, ok?"
30:45 * Monn sighs forelornly
30:54 * Rekki sips the tea delicately
31:01 <Rekki> (picture, lemur sipping tea.)
31:03 <Monn> "I understand you have sick children?"
31:16 * Monn warily sips his 'tea'.
31:35 <Wrothmonk> "Yes but I do my best to help them get better. I'm am very glad that so many donations have come in to help with that."
31:37 * Monn attempts to hide the look of revulsion on his face
31:39 <Lem> "Well tea was great... Nice place, little messy, how's Gerard doing, whats with the coughing upstairs?"
31:45 * Rekki sighs
31:52 <Wrothmonk> !throw 1d20+8 bluff
31:53 <diebot> Wrothmonk, bluff: [1d20=14] 22
31:54 <Monn> !roll 1d20+1 Sense Motive
31:57 <dicebot> Monn, Sense Motive: [1d20=20] 21
32:00 <Rekki> "Forgive my companion, I dont think he likes tea much"
32:01 <Lem> !throw 1d20+4 lem; 1d20+3 perc
32:02 <diebot> Lem, lem: [1d20=19] 23; perc: [1d20=19] 22
32:07 <Rekki> !throw 1d20 sense motive
32:07 <diebot> Rekki, sense motive: [1d20=17] 17
32:22 <Monn> "well she's hogging all the good stuff for herself, quite rude for a hostess I would say!"
32:47 <Rekki> "We're on official business. We can work it out later, Monn"
33:03 <Lem> "Whelp... I think we can hand over the medicine and be on our way."
33:22 <Lem> "I got things to do."
33:31 <Lem> !throw 1d20+8 bluff to pass secret message
33:32 <diebot> Lem, bluff to pass secret message: [1d20=19] 27
34:16 <Rekki> I apologise for my companion's uncouth behaviour
34:24 <Rekki> afterall..once out of sight, were going to get drunk..^^
34:29 <Monn> "Can we see the children? I'm sure we can spread word around the pathfinders and get you more donations if we can tell them how bad it is.."
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34:31 <Lem> My secret message is that i want to leave.
34:43 <Rekki> yeah she doesnt..
35:06 <Wrothmonk> "Yes about that donation. The children are really in need of it."
35:10 <Monn> !roll 1d20+1 Sense Secret Message
35:11 <dicebot> Monn, Sense Secret Message: [1d20=4] 5
35:43 <Rekki> "Just pass her the package Monn..the sooner we're done, the sooner we can hit the nearest tavern"
35:51 * Monn stands up and starts heading towards the stairs "Excellent! where are they, upstairs yes?"
35:56 <Lem> "Yeah... love those taverns."
36:20 * Monn sighs, "Fine.. fine.. we'll come back later perhaps, we do have things to be about.. here's your package"
36:52 <Wrothmonk> "Thank you." She takes the package
36:54 * Monn hands over the package and glares at Lem
37:15 * Monn also 'donates' 1gp
37:23 <Lem> when we get outside i inform the party she is lying bout giving all the meds to the children.
37:36 <Lem> and that we should include it in our report
37:41 <Rekki> when we get out Ill do the magicians act and pull out the 2 bottles Ifound, one empty one full
37:46 <Rekki> and wecan help ourselveso nthe full one..
37:49 <Rekki> so it becomes empty :P
37:56 <Rekki> out of range..
37:57 <Monn> "Did you drink all that Rekki?!"
38:05 <Rekki> I didnt - I found it in her kitchen
38:06 <Monn> "Bad girl!"
38:09 <Rekki> "Interesting isnt it?"
38:18 <Rekki> I mean this only happens when we're out of range
38:28 * Monn drinks a little bit to figure out what it is
38:44 <Rekki> "Its pretty interesting to find an orphanage so well stocked iD say.."
38:49 <Rekki> "Now lets see if its really the good stuff.."
38:52 <Monn> "how much was there?"
38:56 <Rekki> (yep get a swig of it with Monn..)
39:03 <Rekki> "Quite a lot"
39:48 <Rekki> urm is it the good stuff?
39:56 <Rekki> we'll split it 4 ways..
40:07 <Rekki> U=Im sharing
40:08 <Rekki> Im sharing :)
40:10 <Rekki> lol
40:15 <Rekki> Hey you got your drink
40:46 <Rekki> yeah my rogue was tehre
40:52 <Rekki> then we had a pitched battle
40:55 <Rekki> ill go wear my armor back
41:19 <Rekki> "Oooh"
41:33 <Rekki> "Ahh excellent"
42:27 <Rekki> Oh
42:30 <Rekki> hes my faction guy
42:32 <Rekki> WOOOT
43:10 <Rekki> k
43:28 * Rekki makes a bow to him
43:35 <Rekki> he is afterall, my faction head
44:39 <Wrothmonk> “Good day to you, Pathfinders. I am Amenopheus, the Sapphire Sage, advisor to Master Salhar. I understand you were sent here to discuss archaeological permissions. Knowing this was coming, I spoke with Master Salhar at length on the subject and have this to say."
45:48 <Wrothmonk> “Since Osirion was reopened to exploration a decade ago, adventurers, historians, and treasure-seekers flock to my country by the hundreds, perhaps thousands. While most families with ancestral burial vaults maintain guards and keep their sites out of the hands of casual thieves, not all families have the wealth or power to restrict everyone, and as we all know, not every defense is perfectly secure. Unscrupulous tomb robbers an
45:48 <Wrothmonk> d maligned merchant organizations cause Osirion to bleed relics into the Inner Sea—something the descendents of Ancient Osirion cannot afford. We Osiriani have thousands of years of rich history coursing through our veins, and while that power has been out of focus in recent years, we are content to wait, knowing our enemies will wear themselves down. As they fall into arrogance, folly, or greed, we wait for our return to power,
45:48 <Wrothmonk>  knowing we bear the riches of our ancestors at our feet." 
46:19 <Wrothmonk> “Master Salhar remains impressed by the Pathfinder Society, orating in their favor a handful of times in front of Absalom’s Grand Council, in fact. Due to previous relationships between him and the Society, Master Salhar has agreed to grant permission to the Pathfinder Society to explore his family’s vaults below Sothis. The only thing he requires is that you retrieve the map of the vaults from his own vault here. The servan
46:19 <Wrothmonk> t will lead you to the basement and show you the room.”
46:27 <Wrothmonk> The Sapphire Sage’s eyes twinkle as he smirks knowingly, then he turns back to reading his book as though he had never been disturbed.
46:33 <Rekki> "Good sir, the map is down there in the basement?"
46:57 <Lem> "This house is fuckin huge!"
47:06 <Lem> i enter...
47:09 <Monn> "So... is there anything dangerous down here?"
47:12 <Rekki> "It is. And it is an honor to be in here"
47:34 <Rekki> unarmed atm. shouldnt be wearing weapons in peoples house
47:37 <Lem> "I'm down here... totaly dangerous!"
47:44 <Rekki> "Sir we are fellow countrymen.."
47:50 <Rekki> "Any help would be appreciated"
47:53 <Rekki> (ioun torch out)
48:03 <Rekki> "Lets get to it then
48:07 * Rekki moves down
48:09 * Lem is checking out shit in the room
48:11 <Rekki> with ioun torch
48:22 <Wrothmonk> A plain stone room contains three chests: a copper-banded chest of smooth, dark wood; a red lacquered chest; and what looks to be a cube of solid steel. Behind the chests sits a low table holding a clear glass jar half full of liquid and a covered wicker basket.
51:09 <Rekki> can we ask the servant for help?
51:13 <Rekki> or has something happened
51:57 <Lem> !throw 1d20+2
51:57 <diebot> Lem, 1d20+2: [1d20=6] 8
52:17 <Lem> !throw 1d20+5 reflex
52:17 <diebot> Lem, reflex: [1d20=2] 7
52:18 <Wrothmonk> !throw 1d20+6
52:20 <diebot> Wrothmonk, 1d20+6: [1d20=17] 23
52:24 <Wrothmonk> !throw 1d6
52:25 <diebot> Wrothmonk, 1d6: [1d6=4] 4
52:48 <Wrothmonk> you do not get the key
53:18 <Lem> !throw 1d20+5 reflex
53:19 <diebot> Lem, reflex: [1d20=17] 22
53:22 <Wrothmonk> !throw 1d6
53:22 <diebot> Wrothmonk, 1d6: [1d6=2] 2
53:44 <Lem> !throw 1d8+1
53:45 <diebot> Lem, 1d8+1: [1d8=3] 4
53:45 <Rekki> my wand is only one avialble
53:46 <Wrothmonk> 5 damage total to Lem
53:49 <Rekki> so jutst take the charge out?
53:53 <Rekki> unless youre making her use the CLW
54:13 <Rekki> scrol cheaper then poiton anwyay
54:44 <Wrothmonk> You now have a brass key and a slightly burned Lem
55:36 <Rekki> konwledge nature
55:37 <Rekki> lol
55:45 <Rekki> Ill make surivval untrained
55:47 <Rekki> !throw 1d20
55:48 <diebot> Rekki, 1d20: [1d20=17] 17
55:54 <Rekki> dnno
55:56 <Rekki> k dont have it anyway
56:18 <Lem> !throw 1d20+2 nature
56:19 <diebot> Lem, nature: [1d20=18] 20
56:58 <Rekki> some of them even purr :P
57:01 <Rekki> actaully
57:43 <Rekki> "Urm..do you want me to open this..at range?"
57:45 <Lem> !throw 1d20+3
57:46 <diebot> Lem, 1d20+3: [1d20=7] 10
58:04 <Rekki> "Boys.."
58:37 * Rekki nods with a resigning sigh
58:48 <Lem> !throw 1d20+8 bluff
58:49 <diebot> Lem, bluff: [1d20=9] 17
58:50 <Rekki> I wont even bother
59:33 <Rekki> seamp lands
59:34 <Rekki> swamp lands
59:42 <Rekki> mangrove.
59:52 <Rekki> of course my character wouldnt know. player does
00:10 <Rekki> Ill do a stealth check to do something to the basket..
00:16 <Rekki> while they are distracted doing something else
00:24 <Rekki> oh ok I wont do it if they do that
00:45 <Rekki> !throw 1d20+6 init
00:46 <Monn> !roll 1d20+5 Init
00:46 <diebot> Rekki, init: [1d20=17] 23
00:47 <dicebot> Monn, Init: [1d20=19] 24
00:55 <Lem> !throw 1d20+2 lem; 1d20+0 kyra
00:55 <diebot> Lem, lem: [1d20=9] 11; kyra: [1d20=16] 16
00:58 <Wrothmonk> !throw 1d20+1
00:59 <diebot> Wrothmonk, 1d20+1: [1d20=15] 16
01:41 <Wrothmonk> Monn's turn
01:42 <Monn> !roll 1d20+3; 1d6+3; Throwing Axe at Deadly Cobra Viper Constrictor
01:43 <dicebot> Monn, 1d20+3: [1d20=16] 19; 1d6+3: [1d6=5] 8
01:58 <Rekki> snake fillet?
02:04 <Rekki> ah k
02:09 <Wrothmonk> snake sushi
02:10 <Rekki> I dont eat raw stuff
02:38 <Rekki> "We really do need a fire here"
02:59 <Wrothmonk> You now have a blue stone key and a Brass key
03:00 <Rekki> I dont take raw sushi
03:09 <Wrothmonk> and a partridge in a pear tree...
03:11 * Lem is stunned by monns ability to kill the deadly cobra viper.
03:15 <Rekki> Ill have to keep it in my bag till I find osmeone who would cook it for me
03:21 <Rekki> cobra viper constrictor
03:22 <Rekki> acutally
03:32 * Monn offers the bloody throwing axe to Lem so he may worship closer
03:53 * Lem takes the axe and throws it at kyra
03:56 <Rekki> start trying the keys out I guess
05:01 <Wrothmonk> Buuuuuurn
05:05 <Wrothmonk> Acid Burrrrrn
05:13 <Monn> Alchemist's burnnnn!
05:41 <Rekki> since he is our deadly cobra viper constritor slayer!
06:01 <Monn> !roll 1d20+1 Will save
06:03 <dicebot> Monn, Will save: [1d20=4] 5
06:18 <Wrothmonk> nothing seems to happen
06:19 <Rekki> "Hey Monn, Are you done yet?"
06:48 <Lem> "God your turns take so long..."
07:08 <Rekki> (you might get bloown up into a crisp :P)
07:52 <Monn> !roll 1d20+1 Perc
07:53 <dicebot> Monn, Perc: [1d20=5] 6
08:17 <Lem> !throw 1d20+2 lem; 1d20+3 kyra
08:18 <diebot> Lem, lem: [1d20=1] 3; kyra: [1d20=15] 18
08:42 <Rekki> !throw 1d20+1 perception
08:42 <diebot> Rekki, perception: [1d20=19] 20
09:22 <Wrothmonk> Brass key, a blue stone key, and a key on the end of a scepter
09:54 <Lem> !throw 1d20+12 lem to jump and grab the key
09:54 <diebot> Lem, lem to jump and grab the key: [1d20=1] 13
09:56 <Rekki> shoot an arrow at it to bring it down..?
10:17 <Lem> !throw 1d20+12 lem to jump and grab the key
10:17 <diebot> Lem, lem to jump and grab the key: [1d20=13] 25
10:37 <Rekki> +4 / 4 ft
10:39 <Rekki> acutally
10:40 <Rekki> per ft
10:43 <Rekki> +4/ ft
11:18 <Rekki> well.
11:45 <Wrothmonk> you make a little more than a third of the way in the air before falling down to the ground
11:50 <Rekki> can I shoot the thing down?
11:50 <Lem> !throw 1d20+12 lem to jump and grab the key
11:51 <diebot> Lem, lem to jump and grab the key: [1d20=5] 17
11:55 <Lem> !throw 1d20+12 lem to jump and grab the key
11:56 <diebot> Lem, lem to jump and grab the key: [1d20=17] 29
11:59 <Rekki> I dont mind trying
12:17 <Rekki> oh wait..
12:20 <Rekki> theres a better idea
13:30 <Rekki> !throw 1d20 bluff @wrothmonk
13:35 <Rekki> did it work?
13:46 <Lem> !throw 1d20+4 Sense motive
13:47 <diebot> Lem, Sense motive: [1d20=10] 14
13:53 <Rekki> !throw 1d20 bluff
13:53 <diebot> Rekki, bluff: [1d20=2] 2
14:10 <Rekki> "Youre not getting anywhere near the key anwyay!"
14:24 <Lem> "not with you jerking it around like that."
14:30 <Rekki> "Oh no. Im calling it to me"
14:35 <Rekki> "Come Key Key.."
16:15 * Rekki pets the key like a kitten
16:24 * Rekki scratches the keyhole
16:56 <Monn> !roll 1d20+1 Perc
16:58 <dicebot> Monn, Perc: [1d20=16] 17
17:00 <Rekki> !throw 1d20+1 perception
17:01 <diebot> Rekki, perception: [1d20=20] 21
17:13 <Rekki> Uh...
17:22 <Rekki> "Its trapped but I dont see anything I can do about it"
17:31 <Rekki> "Anyone have a long stick?"
17:32 <Rekki> Nope
18:10 <Lem> "Monn... you are slayer of the Deadly Viper Cobra Constrictor from the Mawangi.  I believe you are expertly qualified to handle this."
18:19 <Rekki> neither did I..
18:27 <Rekki> Hahaha
18:34 <Rekki> Ill stand far apart
18:36 <Rekki> while he does it
18:45 <Monn> !roll 1d20+1 Will save
18:49 <dicebot> Monn, Will save: [1d20=20] 21
18:59 <Rekki> woot
19:08 <Rekki> and he suceeds on his will save :D
20:18 <Lem> !throw 1d20+6 kn Arcana
20:18 <diebot> Lem, kn Arcana: [1d20=11] 17
20:44 <Rekki> !throw 1d20+6 spellcraft
20:45 <diebot> Rekki, spellcraft: [1d20=6] 12
20:50 <Rekki> The problem is none of us can use it I think
21:16 <Rekki> inqusitior/ sorc/wizard onlly
21:16 <Rekki> thats the problem though
21:19 <Lem> !throw 1d20+10 dis
21:20 <diebot> Lem, dis: [1d20=1] 11
21:40 <Lem> !throw 1d20+3 will
21:41 <diebot> Lem, will: [1d20=5] 8
21:58 <Lem> !throw 1d20+10 dis
21:59 <diebot> Lem, dis: [1d20=10] 20
22:22 <Lem> !throw 1d20+3
22:23 <diebot> Lem, 1d20+3: [1d20=11] 14
22:51 <Rekki> "The way we came in?"
23:17 <Lem> !spell knock
23:24 <diebot> Lem, KNOCK transmutation ([]) sorcerer/wizard 2, inquisitor 2 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level) one door, box, or chest with an area of up to 10 sq. ft./level Comp: V Duration: instantaneous; see text Save: none SR:no
23:24 <diebot> Knock opens stuck, barred, or locked doors, as well as those subject to hold portal or arcane lock. When you complete the casting of this spell, make a caster level check against the DC of the lock with a +10 bonus. If successful, knock opens up to two means of closure. This spell opens secret doors, as well as locked or trick-opening boxes or
23:24 <diebot> chests. It also loosens welds, shackles, or chains (provided they serve to hold something shut). If used to open an arcane locked door, the spell does not remove the arcane lock but simply suspends its functioning for 10 minutes. In all other cases, the door does not relock itself or become stuck again on its own. Knock does not raise barred gates
23:24 <diebot> or similar impediments (such as a portcullis), nor does it affect ropes, vines, and the like. The effect is limited by the area. Each casting can undo as many as two means of preventing access.
24:40 <Wrothmonk> "A what?"
25:03 <Lem> !throw 1d20+8 bluff
25:03 <diebot> Lem, bluff: [1d20=17] 25
25:46 <Rekki> we willo take it
25:55 <Rekki> cool
28:43 <Rekki> :P
28:46 <Rekki> Im not eating cookies atm
28:47 <Rekki> I gave peeps cookies
28:50 <Rekki> pls come ot SG
28:54 <Rekki> then Illl give you cookies :)
28:59 <Rekki> Singapore
29:17 <Rekki> oure paying your air fare yourself, and Ill buy you 100 g of amos cookies:)
29:39 <Rekki> no more, becuse they come in bite sized
29:42 <Rekki> fine, 200g
29:43 <Lem> "Whats up sugar tits!"
30:49 <Lem> as bad as im being to kyra... its nothing compaired to what people down at the shop have done to her.
31:08 <Lem> they have cut off her legs so she would fit in a Handy Haversack
31:19 * Rekki shakes head at the halflings
31:35 <Wrothmonk> “Aldor, you are dismissed. Close the door behind you and attend to your other tasks.”
31:46 <Wrothmonk> “It’s always so incredibly adorable when I see a fresh- faced batch of Pathfinders. I mean, look at you scrumptious little teacakes. I could eat each and every one of you up. Well, maybe not you.”
32:04 <Wrothmonk> she points at lem
32:16 <Lem> "Bitch please my cha is 18!"
32:18 <Wrothmonk> “I assume this isn’t a pleasure visit since most of you are terribly overdressed for that manner of occasion, so that must mean you are here for that trinket Valsin has been nagging me about. Seems I can’t get that man around these parts anymore,”
32:22 <Rekki> but youre so small.
32:26 <Rekki> she wants someone more manly..
32:32 * Monn flexes
32:35 * Lem strips out of his clothes...
32:36 <Wrothmonk> she gestures, sliding her hand down her body and widening the gesture to sweep out and across the room as if her home were a secondary thought.
32:44 <Wrothmonk> “On the good side, he always sends me all the precious new recruits."
32:46 <Rekki> that includes that part of yours..
32:54 <Rekki> its proportoional after all..
33:14 <Wrothmonk> “Many think we in Cheliax serve and worship devils, but that couldn’t be further from the truth. In fact, we use the creatures for their power. They serve us and we sculpt their power in our own interests. The world must come to terms with the order of things. People need to know their place and operate accordingly. It is the only way to make order from this world. Too many people stretch too far beyond their station, making w
33:15 <Wrothmonk> aves and eroding the true order.”
33:27 <Lem> its actually not...
33:55 <Lem> "you know they dont call us halflings because of our height... its because half of us are below the belt!"
34:36 <Rekki> "So the box is magical?"
35:04 <Rekki> "oky so dont touch?"
35:06 <Rekki> "Got it."
35:11 <Wrothmonk> "I'd advise against it"
35:26 * Monn makes sure Lem can't get anywhere near it
35:31 <Rekki> "We will follow your words most wisely, milady"
35:35 <Lem> "So it's in the next room?"
35:56 <Monn> "Is everything okay out there?"
35:57 <Wrothmonk> "Correct."
36:12 <Lem> "Well lets go get it!"
36:32 <Rekki> take out bow
36:49 <Lem> I take the dagger
36:52 <Wrothmonk> Monn takes the silver masterwork dagger
37:08 <Rekki> inside
37:10 <Rekki> go in
37:13 <Lem> We rush inside the room!
37:16 <Wrothmonk> Zarta’s bedroom is decorated in the colors of Cheliax— ebon black and crimson red. Silk, rare woods, and carefully carved marble compose every bit of furniture in the room. Goose down now litters the room, covering almost every surface and the silken shreds of the cushions that contained it lie about like flayed skin . A post on the massive screened bed is snapped in half, collapsed on the bed and drawing the screened curtains
37:16 <Wrothmonk>  into a ripped slope of formerly fine cloth. Vials of perfume and crystal jars of other cosmetics sit smashed on the marble floor around the dresser. A prominent fixture in the room, a large “X” made of stout wood sits along the west wall, complete with leather shackles and chains. A table sits to its left strewn with various items intended for pleasure, but outwardly resembling implements of pain.
37:16 <Lem> LIKE HEROES!
37:33 <Monn> ANTI-Heroes!
37:47 <Rekki> next lem will jump on the bed
40:03 <Rekki> hm take out silver club
40:32 <Monn> !roll 1d20+4 Silver Dagger
40:33 <dicebot> Monn, Silver Dagger: [1d20=16] 20
40:42 <Monn> !roll 1d4+4
40:43 <dicebot> Monn, 1d4+4: [1d4=1] 5
40:57 <Lem> !throw 1d20+2 lem; 1d20+0 kyra
40:57 <diebot> Lem, lem: [1d20=7] 9; kyra: [1d20=7] 7
41:03 <Rekki> !throw 1d20+6 init
41:03 <diebot> Rekki, init: [1d20=3] 9
41:15 <Monn> !roll 1d20+5 Init
41:16 <dicebot> Monn, Init: [1d20=9] 14
41:24 <Lem> monn rekki lem kyra
41:26 <Wrothmonk> !throw 1d20+3
41:27 <diebot> Wrothmonk, 1d20+3: [1d20=2] 5
41:43 <Lem> monn rekki lem kyra IMP
42:01 <Monn> !roll 1d20+4; 1d4+4 Silver Dagger
42:03 <dicebot> Monn, 1d20+4: [1d20=18] 22; Silver Dagger: [1d4=4] 8
42:49 <Rekki> ok no reflex saves?
42:50 <Rekki> aWWW..
43:00 <Rekki> most things that blow up usually give reflex save
43:29 <Rekki> 5 ft west and club it with a silver club
43:36 <Rekki> my club glows blue before I club it
43:52 <Rekki> !throw 1d20+2 to hit
43:53 <diebot> Rekki, to hit: [1d20=18] 20
44:10 <Rekki> ok, then swop it to a silver morniningstar
44:20 <Rekki> I just thought iw as boring to always have silver morningstars all the time
44:22 <Rekki> Ill pay the diff
45:03 <Rekki> !throw 1d6+2 damage
45:03 <diebot> Rekki, damage: [1d6=4] 6
45:42 <Wrothmonk> lem's turn
46:22 <Lem> +2 to hit, +1 dmg
46:42 <Rekki> you need to 5 ft
46:45 <Rekki> or conentration
46:47 <Rekki> or we both take aoos
47:09 <Rekki> so you provoke, or you cast defensively
47:12 <Rekki> yeah that one
47:19 <Rekki> where did we last see it
47:31 <Rekki> since it 5ft, then dissappeared right?
47:37 <Rekki> ok
47:42 <Rekki> that square is going to get powdered :)
48:14 <Wrothmonk> !spell invisibility 
48:15 <diebot> Wrothmonk, INVISIBILITY illusion (glamer[]) bard 2, sorcerer/wizard 2, alchemist 2, summoner 2, inquisitor 2, antipaladin 2, magus 2 1 standard action Range: personal or touch you or a creature or object weighing no more than 100 lbs./level Comp: V, S, M/DF (an eyelash encased in gum arabic) Duration: 1 min./level Save: Will negates (harmless)
48:16 <diebot> or Will negates (harmless, object) SR:yes (harmless) or yes (harmless, object)
48:16 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/invisibility.html
48:18 <Rekki> Ill powder te square
48:29 <Rekki> that we last saw it in, range touch attack?
49:04 <Rekki> ft increment?
49:15 <Rekki> !throw 1d20+4 range touch
49:16 <diebot> Rekki, range touch: [1d20=4] 8
49:39 <Rekki> "Drop the box and we'll let you go"
49:44 <Monn> "That's what she said."
49:48 <Wrothmonk> "Take the blasted box"
49:57 <Rekki> grab the box and fluff out
49:58 <Monn> "Who are you?  why were you doing all of this?"
50:04 <Lem> 4/8 performance
50:09 <Wrothmonk> "And tell mistress Dralneen I deserve what comes my way"
50:21 * Rekki quirks an eyebrow
50:21 <Rekki> hes invisible
50:27 <Rekki> nah cant be arsed
50:32 <Rekki> es surrendered
51:46 <Rekki> we r going back!
52:17 <Rekki> yeah I know
52:20 <Rekki> *unfluffs*
52:30 <Monn> *refluffs*
52:45 <Rekki> "We caught your disbehving servant:
52:50 <Lem> "Monn did it..."
52:54 <Wrothmonk> "I see..."
52:55 * Lem leaves room.
53:08 <Rekki> "He wasnt too willing to hand over the box"
53:11 * Monn unceremoniously drops it onto the floor and says she's welcome.
53:23 <Rekki> "Regretable, but sometimes this is how things turn out"
53:32 <Wrothmonk> "Oh well."
54:17 * Monn eyes mistress Dralneen and gives her a wink, "I hope to see more of you again soon milady."
54:37 <Wrothmonk> "As do I" She smiles
54:44 <Rekki> u need to be in cheliax
54:45 * Monn gentlemanly hands her the dagger back, hilt first.
56:07 <Rekki> yeah
56:09 <Rekki> we done everything :D
56:49 <Wrothmonk> A throng of people blocks the street ahead. A performance art group commandeers the street, drawing graffiti to create a jolly hellscape complete with illusory devils comically dancing around in circles. A few citizens avoiding the crowd slip off-street through a nearby alley, the only egress past the gathering.
57:56 <Rekki> eh its going to be interesting
58:06 <Rekki> and my skills arent really suited to this kind of stuff
58:31 <Rekki> Chocolate Chip!
58:50 <Rekki> Ill have my bow out when Im ogin into the alley
59:06 <Rekki> we run out of the alley..
59:09 <Rekki> kiddin..
59:17 <Monn> "run away! run away!"
59:52 <Lem> !throw 1d20+2 lem; 1d20+0 kyra
59:53 <diebot> Lem, lem: [1d20=15] 17; kyra: [1d20=14] 14
59:56 <Rekki> also show the fog where it is
59:58 <Monn> !roll 1d20+5 Init
00:00 <dicebot> Monn, Init: [1d20=20] 25
00:04 <Rekki> !throw 1d20+6 init
00:05 <diebot> Rekki, init: [1d20=11] 17
00:15 <Lem> monn rekki lem kyra
00:50 <Rekki> they are sick
00:57 <Rekki> they're here to murder Role playing characters..
00:58 <Rekki> :(
01:01 <Rekki> Im just a small mur..
02:20 <Rekki> if you mind I am about ot AE nuke
02:26 <Rekki> so you may want to be not around
02:27 <Rekki> when I acutally do it
02:30 <Wrothmonk> !throw 1d20+1, 1d20+2, 1d20+2, 1d20+3
02:31 <diebot> Wrothmonk, 1d20+2, 1d20+2, 1d20+3: [1d20=19] 20
02:31 <Rekki> unless youre feeling VERY lucky
02:57 <Rekki> you dont want to be in front of me until Im done with that nuke
02:57 <Wrothmonk> !throw 1d20+1; 1d20+2; 1d20+2; 1d20+3
02:58 <diebot> Wrothmonk, 1d20+1: [1d20=19] 20; 1d20+2: [1d20=17] 19; 1d20+2: [1d20=17] 19; 1d20+3: [1d20=2] 5
03:14 <Rekki> ok
03:16 <Rekki> maybe it wont matter then
03:17 <Rekki> :)
03:19 <Rekki> we;ll see
03:19 <Lem> monn baddie1 baddie 2 baddie 3 rekki lem kyra baddie 4
04:14 <Lem> monn TheD TheH TheW rekki lem kyra TheLastBaddie
04:25 <Rekki> the L baddie
05:18 <Rekki> Im an archer
05:18 <Rekki> :)
05:20 <Rekki> I still am
05:26 <Rekki> yes
05:26 <Rekki> it is
05:31 <Rekki> thatshwy I said Im an archer
05:36 <Rekki> along those lines
05:42 <Rekki> I can melee but not effective
07:03 <Rekki> something happens
07:42 <Rekki> I spotted once I think
07:44 <Rekki> 2nd time
08:16 <Rekki> they beat us in intnative
08:19 <Rekki> if you wish
08:32 <Rekki> he rolled nat 20
08:44 <Rekki> H should be in robies
11:08 <Monn> !roll 1d20+3; 1d6+3 Throwing Axe at THE D!
11:10 <dicebot> Monn, 1d20+3: [1d20=5] 8; Throwing Axe at THE D!: [1d6=2] 5
11:12 <Wrothmonk> Monn's turn
11:41 <Rekki> I thin kI may be down to melee
11:46 <Rekki> damnit not really one of my best skills
12:30 <Rekki> you'll see.
12:40 <Rekki> oh well if it comes to that it comes ot that
12:59 <Rekki> full dfeence is standard action
13:03 <Rekki> !throw 1d20+6 spellcraft
13:03 <diebot> Rekki, spellcraft: [1d20=4] 10
13:09 <Rekki> prolly failed
13:20 <Rekki> 15+ spell level
13:24 <Rekki> which I prolly fked up
13:40 <Rekki> does bard have spellcraft?
13:51 <Lem> bard does not for some god aweful reason
14:39 <Rekki> might do something really scary
15:08 <Monn> as long as she does it to somebody else.. Monn doesn't want the D
15:14 <Rekki> no I may
15:19 <Rekki> Im going to gamble something
17:16 <Rekki> what goes up should come down
17:52 <Rekki> scroll
17:54 <Rekki> she has a scroll of it
18:14 <Rekki> check her inventory list
18:18 <Rekki> Im pretty sure theres a scroll somewhere
18:37 <Rekki> oh
18:41 <Rekki> that is her cantrip
18:44 <Rekki> thats allowed
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21:06 <Rekki> and thats slaughter
21:07 <Rekki> :)
21:14 <Rekki> (unless youre an aasimar)
21:22 <Rekki> which is 1
21:23 <Rekki> :)
21:38 <Rekki> dex to hit
21:50 <Rekki> anwyay for range touch
22:00 <Rekki> lem Ill let you go first, I delay till you have moved
22:03 <Rekki> cos I waiting for your bard song
22:28 <Wrothmonk> !throw 1d20+2
22:28 <diebot> Wrothmonk, 1d20+2: [1d20=6] 8
22:36 <Rekki> that would not hit 
23:22 <Rekki> Im abit crammed here
23:25 <Rekki> but oh well
23:26 <Rekki> whos turn mine?
23:34 <Rekki> lem and mine have same init I waited for him to do bardic performance
24:09 <Rekki> k
24:37 <Wrothmonk> !throw 1d20+2
24:38 <diebot> Wrothmonk, 1d20+2: [1d20=14] 16
25:00 <Wrothmonk> rEKKI'S TURN
25:14 <Rekki> hm
25:17 <Rekki> options arent very good
25:23 <Rekki> k drop bow, and draw rapier
25:26 <Rekki> as move action
25:37 <Rekki> swift action rapier is encahanted and I poke W with it
25:38 <Rekki> no space
25:41 <Rekki> I take aoo for moving out
25:46 <Rekki> I got no space to 5 ft
25:56 <Rekki> if there is cover then I would move out
26:01 <Rekki> but the thingis if no cover I cannot move out
26:18 <Rekki> C4, then take 
26:29 <Wrothmonk> Lem's turn
26:32 <Rekki> wati
26:33 <Rekki> that is move acion
26:35 <Rekki> standard?
26:36 <Rekki> Shoot at D
26:43 <Rekki> bow is enchanted
26:57 <Rekki> point blank + precise
27:00 <Rekki> if you want to know nayway
27:07 <Rekki> !throw 1d20+6 bow shot at D
27:08 <diebot> Rekki, bow shot at D: [1d20=17] 23
27:35 <Rekki> 23 ac?
27:41 <Rekki> CN
27:46 <Rekki> the way Ive been playign it definitely
27:52 <Rekki> the hell? (sneak itno orphnage)
27:57 <Rekki> steal beer..
28:03 <Rekki> !throw 1d8+2 damage
28:04 <diebot> Rekki, damage: [1d8=3] 5
28:35 <Monn> well there's nothing necessarily naughty about sneaking into a place... the stealing and getting orphans beaten for your crime is a little questionable.
28:42 <Rekki> "Next shot, its your eye"
28:43 <Lem> 5ft sw start performance
28:50 <Rekki> ok
28:55 <Rekki> acutally my attack would have bene earlier
29:07 <Rekki> I was waiting for him to perform then I move and shoot yes
30:03 <Rekki> so Im having a +7 to hit
30:03 <Lem> +2 att +1 dmg +1 vs fear +1 vs charm
30:13 <Rekki> m yown enchantment gives me a +1 too
30:37 <Rekki> i was waiting to delay
30:40 <Rekki> until he took his action
30:45 <Rekki> you said you did bardic perofrmance
30:49 <Rekki> then you said I go to rest room
30:56 <Rekki> I didnt hear the last part
31:06 <Rekki> so I was counting with it
31:09 <Rekki> yes
31:12 <Rekki> I said I would let him go first
31:15 <Rekki> you see what I said
31:23 <Rekki> nevemrind
31:28 <Rekki> take 1 damage off D ten
31:35 <Rekki> no
31:39 <Rekki> becuase 1d8+2 is because
31:41 <Rekki> of bardic
31:41 <Rekki> yes
31:47 <Rekki> because I asusmed he was already singing
31:49 <Rekki> nvm
31:52 <Rekki> no voice here
31:53 <Rekki> k done
32:26 <Rekki> D is going ot get pop shotted
33:47 * Falang yawns
34:32 <Lem> there is a problem with this call.
34:36 <Rekki> agree
34:38 <Rekki> reform
34:38 <Lem> yay yay
34:43 <Monn> indeed!
35:27 <Rekki> I ignore roofs because I shoot
36:04 <Rekki> kyra and I wer atulally
36:11 <Rekki> in different places
36:13 <Rekki> we swopped acutally
36:14 <Rekki> at the start
36:21 <Rekki> so I mean the current positiong
36:29 <Rekki> Lem wants ot be in front?
36:31 <Wrothmonk> screw this
36:33 <Rekki> OH FK CALL
36:36 <Rekki> IS GONE AGAIN
36:40 <Wrothmonk> I ended it
36:45 <Monn> ??
36:57 <Rekki> or?
37:00 <Wrothmonk> You will get your chronichle sheets soon
37:12 <Rekki> ..?
37:13 <Rekki> *puzzled*
37:19 <Wrothmonk> I am not starting over a combat
37:34 <Rekki> uh your choice it is really
37:47 <Rekki> *shrug* restrooming*
37:57 <Wrothmonk> fucked up? 
38:00 <Wrothmonk> retarded?
38:02 <Lem> just start combat w/ a surprise round man.
38:09 <Wrothmonk> No
38:12 <Wrothmonk> screw you steven
38:18 <Lem> private message man
38:27 <Wrothmonk> it is your fault for this
38:43 <Wrothmonk> You insisted the tactics would have them go on the roof when they cant even reach into melee
39:02 <Wrothmonk> due to shitty writting I'm calling this game
39:12 <Wrothmonk> You win that combat
39:41 <Lem> I did not insist, i gave you options.
39:57 <Lem> I am trying to help you out since you seem exceptionally flustered.
40:07 <Wrothmonk> You bet I am
40:20 <Wrothmonk> And I'm calling this, thats final
40:23 <Wrothmonk> and actually
40:30 <Lem> OKay, no problem.
40:31 <Wrothmonk> no credit, this never happened
40:35 <Rekki> okie
40:35 <Monn> Understandably flustered if it's that poorly written.
40:42 <Monn> what?! oh come on.
40:45 <Rekki> just dont gimme the sheet so I can do this again
40:53 <Rekki> thanks anwyay, was fun :)
41:08 <Lem> this combat is a fairly poorly written combat and flusters a great deal of people.
41:24 <Wrothmonk> ok just a second
41:25 <Lem> It was a pain in the ass the first time i ran it as well.
41:40 <Lem> Its universally a shit encounter.
41:42 <Wrothmonk> I just realized what I said and I'm taking a moment to calm down
41:42 <Wrothmonk> brb
42:21 <Lem> its like 3 pages long of stat blocks that if there is no surprise round devolves into a complete cluster fuck.
42:36 <Wrothmonk> Which it just did
43:02 <Lem> exactly, which is why my first suggestion to you before we even started combat was to just initate a surprise round so that it made sense for you.
43:05 <Wrothmonk> Ok, lets just have a vote. Who here thinks there should be credit and who doesnt
43:27 <Rekki> dont mind either way
43:31 <Rekki> *shrug indifferently*
43:42 <Wrothmonk> Well at this point I dont know what to do anyway
43:44 <Monn> Well I'd kinda like the credit for this guy, I don't want to do this adventure again..
44:02 <Monn> I don't mind doing the combat
44:05 <Rekki> Hrm I could take over te whole thing
44:06 <Wrothmonk> Because of the whole roof being 10 ft high, the tactics make no sense what so ever
44:10 <Rekki> but I am not sure if you want me to do it
44:10 <Monn> again, twice even. I'm not concerned about losing it.
44:19 <Rekki> something not very nice will happen :P
44:29 <Monn> Then say it's 5' high or give them longspears, I don't care. I'd prefer it makes sense.
44:30 <Lem> wroth, i thought as you went up onto the roof with D, next round they drop down behind Monn flanking him
44:46 <Wrothmonk> It states that two of the guys will be in melee together when its a physical impossibility
44:47 <Lem> ledford charges Monn
45:07 <Monn> but I need to get out the door and do a quick errand, just let me know what you decide, I should be back in 30. it's time sensitive..
45:08 <Rekki> if I were doing it I would prolly make htem do acro checks ot jump off the roof behind us
45:10 <Lem> exactly why this combat is frustrating wroth.
45:22 <Rekki> the rogue can make it, maybe the cleric will fall prone, but she has high ac and would probably take a few hits
45:23 <Lem> the tactics are horrible for the small ally.
45:32 <Wrothmonk> Agreed
45:44 <Rekki> even if you dont get to use gang up feat is ok really, sometimes just run with whatever crap you're given.
45:54 <Rekki> done this one before but again Im...ebul
46:43 <Rekki> like Ithink I gave a gm a headache before when I started using superior reach to hit a monster that really couldnt hit me back
46:44 <Rekki> :P
46:45 <Lem> So, wroth, what do you want to do?
46:46 <Wrothmonk> The problem is I dont want to change anything since I dont want to accidentally cause a TPK 
47:03 <Rekki> the halfling acutaly could tpk the entire party. Alone.
47:04 <Rekki> lol
47:55 <Lem> well rekki that depends on how many 20s he gets lol
48:25 <Rekki> he doesnt need to
48:30 <Rekki> wiht 1 hit already one person will drop
48:32 <Rekki> :)
48:36 <Rekki> standard hit :)
48:48 <Lem> thats totaly dependant on max damage.
48:56 <Lem> if he rolls a 1, no biggie.
49:18 <Lem> Anyways, wroth... Whatcha wanna do mang
49:24 <Rekki> *shrug and wags her tail*
49:49 <Wrothmonk> ok I think I will just call it since there is no way I can figure this clusterfuck out with only 1 game gmed before this
50:06 <Rekki> I can run this for you and you can take over my character if you want
50:07 <Rekki> acutally
50:18 <Rekki> but let me see I need to host it?
50:21 <Lem> or he coudl take over lem and i could do it.
50:32 <Rekki> I think I better do it
50:35 <Rekki> my gm dice arent that nasty :p
50:44 <Lem> hey i can fudge with the best of em!!
50:53 <Rekki> if you want to take over my character - my stats hp - 11, ac - 18
50:58 <Wrothmonk> Alright, if you can do it, that sounds like a good idea
51:03 <Brunius> http://www.reddit.com/r/rpg/comments/1dlwda/for_dms_ten_little_events_to_make_shops_taverns/c9rsyau
51:07 <Brunius> That is actually brilliant
51:07 <Rekki> my level 1 spells are shield + colour spray(dc 14 will save) or bad things happen
51:08 <Lem> lets have a vote!
51:10 <Rekki> gimme the map Ill host
51:10 <Wrothmonk> Can you link your sheet?
51:15 <Rekki> its pen and paper sheet
51:25 <Lem> who wants mort to take over and who wants steve to take over/  its okay i dont mind you voting against me
51:31 <Rekki> I have 12 str, 18 dex, 14 con 14 int and 10 wis 8 cha
51:43 <Rekki> means my bluff checks should have been -1. Ooops
51:54 <Rekki> I have a rapier if it comes to melee, its cold iron
51:58 <Rekki> and 1 alchemist fire, 10 acid flasks
52:01 <Lem> i think falang went afk.
52:09 <Rekki> cantrips, ray of frost, detect magic and mage hand
52:16 <Rekki> 1 cold iron blanch 1 silver blnach
52:20 <Wrothmonk> I vote mort takes over.
52:22 <Rekki> send map I can always run this
52:33 <Brunius> !item belt of battle
52:34 <diebot> Brunius, BELT OF TEETH [faint transmutation] CL:1 belt 4000gp, 3lb
52:34 <diebot> The brass buckle on this stout leather belt is fashioned to resemble three demonic faces. Once each round, this belt's buckle can animate, lashing out at a creature that provokes an attack of opportunity within 5 feet. This attack uses its wearer's base attack bonus and Strength modifier, with a +4 competence bonus. It deals damage as a bite attack
52:34 <diebot> made by a creature of its wearer's size (1d6 for a Medium wearer; see Table 3-1: Natural Attacks by Size, Bestiary 302) plus the wearer's Strength modifier. This belt does not add to the normal number of attacks the wearer can make in a round; it offers another way in which to make attacks of opportunity. Source: Ultimate Equipment
52:42 <Rekki> my saves +4 fort, +4 reflex, +2 will, skills are spellcraft +6, climb +2, umd +3
53:12 <Rekki> oh shit I need to voice for gm
53:12 <Rekki> k
53:16 <Rekki> can set it up for abit
53:18 <Rekki> lets get the map dled
53:19 <Lem> !rand mort steve
53:21 <dicebot> Lem, random: mort
53:25 <Lem> I vote mort takes over
54:42 <Rekki> let me set CA
54:53 <Rekki> remember I hve 2 arcane pool points, +1 attack and damage to any weapon for 1 min
54:56 <Rekki> when used
55:16 <Wrothmonk> Yup I know magus
55:26 <Wrothmonk> although what is the archetype?
55:48 <Rekki> ipv4.nl.ti4200.info
55:48 <Rekki> Port 4001
55:52 <Rekki> Mymryidach
55:53 Rekki is now known as Mort
56:29 Wrothmonk is now known as Rekki
56:51 <Mort> what are coordinates
56:53 <Mort> for offsets
57:23 <Rekki> ah here, I can send you the CAG
57:30 <Mort> I can fix it msyelf also
58:29 <Rekki> 14x7 size 77, H offset -19, V offset 38
59:01 <Rekki> I dont see the archetype on d20
59:10 <Rekki> what book is it from?
59:25 <Rekki> wait nvm
00:15 <Mort> um or uc 
00:21 <Mort> none of hte special abilties work atm
00:21 <Mort> s odont worry
00:29 <Rekki> yup just one less spell
00:39 <Rekki> so you dont have level 1 spells?
00:45 <Mort> I have becaues of my int
00:49 <Mort> which means I think Im stuck to 1 spell
00:50 <Mort> am I?
01:02 <Rekki> hrm
01:12 <Lem> wroth, falang you want back into call?
01:21 <Mort> 1 spell
01:23 <Mort> make it colourspray then
01:32 <Mort> letme get hte mod and read last encounter
01:51 <Mort> no one said I was perfect
02:06 <Rekki> alright can you pm me the stats so I dont have to scroll back every time to make an attack :P
02:26 <Rekki> Yeah I would like back into the call
03:53 <Lem> so much easier just to hang up and recall.
04:03 <Mort> jeff back?
04:17 <Mort> ipv4.nl.ti4200.info
04:18 <Mort> Port 4001
04:55 <Lem> monn you back yet?
06:01 <Lem> i think we all ready except for monn
08:38 <Mort> can connect o CA?
08:40 <Mort> check if working
08:52 <Rekki> I am connected
08:53 <Lem> workin on my end
11:48 <Rekki> uh dced
13:45 <Mort> hu?
13:48 <Mort> so I need to reset?
14:02 <Rekki> the call I mean
14:05 <Mort> oh 
14:06 <Mort> k
14:16 <Rekki> looks like CA is still up
14:29 <Mort> back?
14:33 <Mort> as in worth
14:35 <Mort> seem ot be back
18:00 <Mort> hmm
19:11 <Monn> baaaaaaaaack!
19:17 * Monn gives morty a fluff or two
19:36 <Lem> monn TheD TheH TheW rekki lem kyra TheLastBaddie
20:36 <Mort> hi back
20:47 <Mort> ok
20:52 <Lem> the initative is listed
20:55 <Lem> monn TheD TheH TheW rekki lem kyra TheLastBaddie
21:02 <Mort> Monn your turn first
21:43 <Mort> Monn
21:44 <Mort> your turn
22:22 <Mort> Ds turn..
22:25 <Mort> She begins to cast a spell
22:27 <Mort> your ready action triggers
22:28 <Mort> make the attack
22:33 <Monn> !roll 1d20+3; 1d6+3 Throwing Axe at THE D!
22:34 <dicebot> Monn, 1d20+3: [1d20=18] 21; Throwing Axe at THE D!: [1d6=6] 9
22:56 <Rekki> is that possibly critical?
23:23 <Mort> !throw 1d20+4 concentration not lose spell
23:24 <diebot> Mort, concentration not lose spell: [1d20=17] 21
23:28 <Mort> Made it
23:30 <Mort> dc was 21 flat
23:34 <Mort> spellcraft
23:44 <Mort> Rekki has
23:45 <Mort> +6
23:51 <Rekki> !throw 1d20+6
23:52 <Mort> Rekki is CN
23:52 <diebot> Rekki, 1d20+6: [1d20=6] 12
23:57 <Mort> Nope you dont kow what it is
24:02 <Mort> her spell goes off
24:07 <Mort> the walls, are 5 ft
24:10 <Mort> and dc 10 to climb
25:29 <Mort> the Hs turn
25:31 <Mort> to start casting
25:43 <Mort> spellcraft?
25:47 <Mort> takes out scrol, starts casting
27:05 <Mort> you see everyone including monn dissappear into mist
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28:04 <Mort> !throw 1d20+2
28:05 <diebot> Mort, 1d20+2: [1d20=12] 14
29:10 <Mort> hitting someone next to you in the mist is 20% concelament, 0-20 you miss
29:15 <Mort> above and.. you hit
29:34 <Mort> roll to yhit
29:42 <Rekki> !throw 1d20+5 at w; 1d8+1
29:43 <diebot> Rekki, at w: [1d20=13] 18; 1d8+1: [1d8=5] 6
29:46 <Mort> hit
29:51 <Mort> And he takes an arrow to his knee..
29:54 <Mort> but is stlil up
30:11 <Mort> you enchanted weapon right?
30:17 <Lem> Lem 5ft se, begin performance
30:20 <Mort> Lem next
30:27 <Mort> point blank
30:28 <Lem> move action pull out weapon
30:28 <Mort> k that works
30:32 <Mort> swift action to enchant btw
30:32 <Mort> k
30:59 <Lem> sorry not se, i meant sw
31:23 <Mort> k
31:24 <Mort> next Lem?
31:42 <Mort> stadard?
31:52 <Mort> perform everyoen gegst +1
32:25 <Mort> why not cast wehre you are
32:26 <Mort> lol
32:29 <Mort> then you pull scimitar and whatever
32:39 <Lem> !throw 1d20+4concentration
32:39 <diebot> Lem, 1d20+4concentration: [1d20=18] 22
32:46 <Falang> not the same item, but that's still pretty damn useful!
33:23 <Monn> !roll 1d20+5; 1d8+4 Longsword... she gets the D... again!
33:25 <dicebot> Monn, 1d20+5: [1d20=11] 16; Longsword... she gets the D... again!: [1d8=4] 8
33:34 <Mort> nope misses
33:37 <Mekkis> Belt of Battle was a horribly broken item in the Magic Item Compendium in 3.5e
33:48 <Mort> Alighment Monn?
33:55 <Mort> hit
33:57 <Mort> And D goes down
34:01 <Monn> !roll 1d100
34:04 <Mort> d100
34:05 <dicebot> Monn, 1d100: [1d100=55] 55
34:08 <Mort> see if its a concealment issue
34:10 <Mort> hit and D goes down
34:41 <Mort> 0-50 miss, 50-100 possilbe hit
34:45 <Mort> !throw 1d100
34:45 <diebot> Mort, 1d100: [1d100=43] 43
34:47 <Mekkis> BELT OF BATTLE
34:47 <Mekkis>  Price (Item Level): 12,000 gp (13th)
34:47 <Mekkis>  Body Slot: Waist
34:47 <Mekkis>  Caster Level: 9th
34:47 <Mekkis>  Aura: Moderate; (DC 19) transmutation
34:47 <Mekkis>  Activation: — and swift (mental)
34:49 <Mekkis>  Weight: —
34:50 <Mort> iss
34:51 <Mekkis>  This leather belt bears a platinum buckle set with three small black pearls.
35:04 <Mort> acid streaks out at monn, but clearly the person shooting isnt watching where she is shooting
35:33 <Lem> AC16 on kyra
35:52 <Mekkis> A belt of battle helps you avoid being caught off guard in combat and allows occasional bursts of extra activity. While worn, it grants you a +2 competence bonus on initiative checks. This is a continuous effect and requires no activation.
35:52 <Mekkis>    In addition, a belt of battle has 3 charges, which are renewed each day at dawn. Each time you activate the belt, one of the black pearls set into its buckle turns white. The pearls return to normal when the ring's charges renew. Spending 1 or more charges grants you an extra action, which must be taken immediately (before you take any other action).
35:52 <Mekkis>    1 charge: 1 move action.
35:53 <Mekkis>    2 charges: 1 standard action.
35:57 <Mekkis>    3 charges: 1 full-round action.
35:59 <Mekkis>    Prerequisites:   Craft Wondrous Item, haste.
36:07 <Mort> !throw 1d20+2 to hit
36:09 <diebot> Mort, to hit: [1d20=3] 5
36:21 <Mort> should be +3 hitting on top
36:23 <Mort> clearly getting no where
36:35 <Mort> Rekki
36:36 <Mort> your turn
36:54 <Mort> k
37:00 <Mort> roll ot hit
37:03 <Mort> +2
37:06 <Mort> =3
37:07 <Mort> +3
37:11 <Lem> +2 hit +1 damage
37:11 <Mort> your point blank, + precise kicks in
37:15 <Mort> yeah
37:20 <Mort> so +7 to hit
37:23 <Mort> if you enchant you can do a +8
37:24 <Mort> if you want
37:29 <Brunius> I just saw someone refer to it in relation to pathfinder, so I was wondering if there was a PF equivalent
37:29 <Mort> swift action enchant
37:31 <Mort> lol
37:39 <Mort> correct
37:40 <Rekki> !throw 1d20+7
37:41 <diebot> Rekki, 1d20+7: [1d20=14] 21
37:42 <Mort> magi have that
37:45 <Mort> hit
37:46 <Mort> roll damage
37:48 <Mekkis> I hope not
37:48 <Mort> 1d8+2.
37:53 <Rekki> !throw 1d8+2
37:54 <diebot> Rekki, 1d8+2: [1d8=3] 5
38:04 <Mort> and you shoot him in the back as he tries to run away
38:23 <Mort> Lems turn
38:46 <Mort> sure
38:52 <Mort> kyras turn
39:06 <Mort> ok
39:09 <Mort> add that to your ac
39:10 <Mort> And Monn..
39:11 <Mort> OUT OF THE MIST
39:16 <Lem> +2 deflection bonus
39:19 <Mort> COMES A VERY ANGRY HALFLING!
39:20 <Monn> k
39:22 <Mort> he attempts to cleave you into 2..
39:27 <Mort> hes raging, and has bulging muscles
39:35 <Monn> ...just in time
40:18 <Monn> is bless a + to ac?
40:23 <Mort> !throw 1d20+5 to hit
40:24 <diebot> Mort, to hit: [1d20=19] 24
40:31 <Mort> !throw 1d10+4 damage
40:32 <diebot> Mort, damage: [1d10=6] 10
40:39 <Mort> He laughs Manically as he cuts into you
40:47 <Mort> and hes frothing at hte mouth
41:09 <Monn> !roll 1d20+5; 1d8+4; 1d100 Heroic Longsword Attack!
41:12 <dicebot> Monn, 1d20+5: [1d20=5] 10; 1d8+4: [1d8=4] 8; Heroic Longsword Attack!: [1d100=99] 99
41:17 <Mort> !throw 1d100
41:18 <diebot> Mort, 1d100: [1d100=46] 46
41:23 <Mort> still a hit me too..
41:25 <Mort> I have to roll too
41:42 <Monn> "HEAL!"
41:53 <Mort> !throw 1d20 climb
41:53 <diebot> Mort, climb: [1d20=12] 12
42:15 <Mort> and you see H come out of the mist
42:20 <Mort> she is wearing a revealing green dress..
42:24 <Mort> anyone has any ideas?
42:33 <Mort> she takes a shot at kyra
42:36 <Monn> about a girl in a revealing dress? Lots of ideas.
42:40 <Mort> !throw 1d20+3 to hit
42:40 <diebot> Mort, to hit: [1d20=16] 19
42:50 <Lem> hits
43:14 <Mort> !throw 1d6+1
43:15 <diebot> Mort, 1d6+1: [1d6=3] 4
43:21 <Mort> k done
43:25 <Lem> 9/13 kyra
43:30 <Mort> Rekkis turn
43:34 <Monn> about a girl in a revealing dress? Lots of ideas.
43:36 <Monn> er
43:37 <Monn> "HEAL!"
43:38 <Monn> "HEAL!"
43:49 <Mort> you cant see L btw so no shooting
43:59 <Mort> thats fine
44:08 <Mort> 10 rounds
44:10 <Mort> enough for you to finish this
44:32 <Rekki> !throw 1d20+8
44:32 <diebot> Rekki, 1d20+8: [1d20=2] 10
44:42 <Mort> she laughs at you as she dodges easily
44:56 <Rekki> -1 enhancement, 1 left right?
45:07 <Mort> ?
45:11 <Mort> -1 enchangement?
45:18 <Rekki> one less enhancement than before
45:29 <Mort> no
45:33 <Mort> yes
45:36 <Mort> but this thing lasts for a minute
45:40 <Mort> so you can easily last the whole fight
45:41 <Mort> k done
46:09 <Mort> so usulaly it is the first thing to do
46:51 <Mort> so it will catch L, K, M and H?
47:07 <Mort> K L and H
47:09 <Mort> k lets start rolling will saves
47:23 <Lem> !throw 1d20+5 Kyra
47:24 <diebot> Lem, Kyra: [1d20=9] 14
47:32 <Mort> !throw 1d20+1 H
47:33 <diebot> Mort, H: [1d20=16] 17
47:38 <Mort> !throw 1d20+4 L
47:39 <diebot> Mort, L: [1d20=13] 17
47:44 <Mort> they both are unaffected
48:08 <Mort> Monn str?
48:12 <Mort> !throw 1d20+5
48:13 <diebot> Mort, 1d20+5: [1d20=5] 10
48:14 <Mort> here we go
48:17 <Mort> sorry make it a +1
48:20 <Mort> because I am taking cover issues
48:25 <Mort> so he swings at you and misses
48:25 <Mort> then he pouts
48:28 <Mort> nexgt
48:34 <Mort> Monns turn
48:54 <Mort> he wants strong guys
48:55 <Mort> oh ok
49:02 <Mort> !throw 1d20+4 will save
49:03 <diebot> Mort, will save: [1d20=1] 5
49:05 <Mort> Ls will save
49:07 <Mort> Uh oh
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49:10 <Mort> fails miserably
49:14 <Mort> "yes yes fellow halfling?"
49:22 <Mort> "Oh protect the party good sir?"
49:32 <Lem> "Yes, we can all be friends!"
49:44 <Mort> "Do you have beer?"
49:49 <Mort> !throw 1d20+8
49:49 <diebot> Mort, 1d20+8: [1d20=5] 13
49:55 <Mort> he easily swings up
49:57 <Mort> himself up
50:00 <Monn> "We have LIQUOR! Orphan liquor!"
50:02 <Mort> you know incredible hulk style
50:09 <Rekki> orphan tears!
50:11 <Mort> the roll still misses..
50:15 <Mort> H goes.. "What are you doing!"
50:24 <Mort> I will take the previous roll
50:41 <Mort> Monns turn
50:43 <Mort> what does he do
50:57 <Mort> sleeping acutally
51:16 <Mort> standard action
51:19 <Mort> you wake kyra up
51:29 <Lem> "Atta boy! thats how she likes it!"
51:29 <Mort> you could..
52:14 <Mort> ok so next well be..
52:25 <Mort> Rekki
52:26 <Mort> if you attack L
52:28 <Mort> the charm breaks
52:31 <Mort> because of being threatened
52:36 <Mort> I will tell you that off
52:47 <Rekki> !throw 1d20+8
52:48 <diebot> Rekki, 1d20+8: [1d20=2] 10
52:49 <Mort> you got feats ognore shooting into melee anwyay
52:51 <Mort> k
52:53 <Mort> miss
53:11 <Mort> takes aoo
53:12 <Mort> trying ot move out
53:15 <Mort> L whacks her
53:20 <Mort> !throw 1d20+5 to hit
53:21 <diebot> Mort, to hit: [1d20=13] 18
53:27 <Mort> !throw 1d10+4 damage
53:27 <diebot> Mort, damage: [1d10=1] 5
53:38 <Mort> H is still up, but bleeding badly
54:03 <Mort> !throw 1d20+3 rekki touch ac
54:04 <diebot> Mort, rekki touch ac: [1d20=15] 18
54:11 <Mort> !throw 1d6+1 damage
54:11 <diebot> Mort, damage: [1d6=1] 2
54:13 <Mort> yes touch is only 14
54:15 <Mort> done
54:32 <Lem> !throw 1d8+1
54:33 <diebot> Lem, 1d8+1: [1d8=8] 9
54:58 <Mort> throw it then
55:01 <Mort> its 10 ft?
55:05 <Mort> range increment
55:10 <Lem> !throw 1d20+2
55:10 <diebot> Lem, 1d20+2: [1d20=16] 18
55:14 <Mort> hit
55:15 <Mort> roll damage
55:17 <Lem> !throw 1d6
55:18 <diebot> Lem, 1d6: [1d6=6] 6
55:23 <Mort> ok
55:30 <Mort> so she bursts into flame, and becomes cinders
55:40 <Mort> I suppose you guys go to the nearest tavern?
55:41 <Mort> its leeford
55:47 <Mort> wgo you charmed
55:55 <Mort> you wiped the whole bunch off
56:07 <Mort> As long as there are things to whack, hes happy
56:12 <Mort> brawnie things to whack especially
56:17 <Mort> but first, buy him a beer..
56:45 <Mort> so I suppose you go off and get drunk..
56:52 <Mort> and you have a halfling barbarian in PFS
57:01 <Mort> ok mod done, you report everything is done to your VC
57:20 <Mort> he thanks you for all the job..
57:20 <Mort> TV
57:22 <Mort> for all the jobs done
57:30 <Mort> k mic muted
57:31 <Rekki> I'll be working up the chronicle sheets then
57:34 <Mort> its the chinese chnalel news
57:34 <Mort> yep
57:34 <Mort> see?
57:34 Rekki is now known as Wrothmonk
57:36 <Mort> :P
57:40 <Mort> Thats how you run on the fly
57:43 Lem is now known as Steven
57:46 <Mort> but man I didnt expect the good rolls early
57:46 <Wrothmonk> btw: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=929sn1qMCcM
57:51 <Wrothmonk> orphan tears
57:53 <Monn> Ooooooh. Wroth got schooled
57:54 <Mort> I thought 17 ac was fine for sneaking around and trying to get some backstabbing done..
57:58 * Avatar removes voice from Monn Mort Steven
58:41 <Mort> gues not so good..
58:55 <Mort> I mean climb youre supposed to move at half speed so I take getting out of mist is a double move
58:56 <Mort> Hrms
58:57 <Avatar> 17 AC is pretty decent
59:00 <Mort> it IS
59:06 <Mort> not enough to go aorund backstabbing apparently :(
59:11 <Mort>  thought I could jump down between the opening
59:15 <Avatar> it's not going to be unbreakable
59:25 <Avatar> is this level 1
59:36 <Falang> well I'm sure that if there is one of these munchkins will find it
59:54 <Mort> the NPCs lol :P
00:12 <Avatar> the npc's have no hope
00:34 <Mort> flanking means you just have to get behind the guy
00:38 <Mort> dont have to use fancy feats etc.
00:47 <Monn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg248PSWrCs&list=PL5AEEAB0FDFB3D742&index=25
00:52 <Monn> better.
01:19 <Mort> oh I suggest you acutally buy leeford a LOT of drinks
01:20 <Mort> in that 1 hr..
01:27 <Mort> becuase charm person wears off after 1 hr
01:31 <Mort> but by then he's laready your friend..
01:36 <Mort> or drunk..too drunk to care..
01:42 <Steven> yeah, too drunk to care.
01:47 <Mort> yep that works too..
01:55 <Monn> oh. so.. uhh.. I'm gonna fix up D girl and make her my gf.
01:58 Monn is now known as Falang
02:07 Wrothmonk has quit (Connection closed)
02:07 <Steven> wtf is up with this orphan tears... i think i want to unsee this.
02:23 <Falang> watch the one I posted, just as weird. Dick figures is hilarious.
03:35 <Mort> well guys Im going afk :)
03:36 <Mort> dinner
03:40 <Mort> thatwas funny though
03:43 <Mort> of all things..charm person.
03:46 <Falang> enjoy!  whatcha eating?
04:03 <Falang> just tell me it was live 10 minutes ago
04:06 <Mort> eggs and fish
05:25 <Falang> the bill cosby thing is cute
06:37 <Falang> now I can download the new doctor who!
07:35 <Steven> i want nachos.
12:45 <Steven> ugh i hate playing against legacy helm
12:50 <Mort> and oh dont lookdown on halflings
13:01 <Steven> i dunno why i even play legacy... all force of wills and dazes
15:39 <Avatar> what is the bill cosby thing
15:52 <Steven> i have no idea
16:24 <Falang> in the video, the strange bill cosby figure talking about pudding
16:31 <Falang> it had 2 scenes
16:42 <Mort> I should gm more often I think
16:44 <Mort> pull moer noses :P
16:46 <Falang> Yes you should.
16:49 <Falang> Thought you were eating?
16:58 <Steven> is bill cosby the new bob saget?
17:34 <Falang> I think he was bob saget before bob saget was
17:40 <Avatar> where are they, I can't stand watching this whole video
17:50 <Falang> heh.
18:08 <Mort> nice ot pull noses
18:22 <Falang> 1:15
18:30 <Mort> especially human ones..
18:58 <Falang> and again around 3:08
20:00 <Avatar> are we watching the same video
20:07 <Falang> ophan tears
20:18 <Falang> the one I posted has zero bill cosby, and is better for it.
20:34 <Falang> (but is probably funnier)
20:51 <Avatar> where is the orphan tears one
21:12 <Falang> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=929sn1qMCcM
22:19 <Avatar> both of those videos make me want to cry
22:38 <Falang> Good. 
22:50 <Falang> (grumpy cat face)
23:09 <Avatar> you wouldn't even know it was bill cosby if they didn't tell you
23:12 <Avatar> there is no resemblance
23:25 <Falang> it keeps saying pudding, that's pretty clear.
23:37 <Avatar> cmon
24:42 <Falang> the voice too
26:58 <Avatar> no resemblance
27:11 <Falang> wtf would you know about bill cosby. hush up.
27:21 <Avatar> oh I know
27:37 <Avatar> I'm 30, old man
27:54 <Falang> uh huh.. don't old man me, I'm 8 years your senior!
28:02 <Steven> makin the cheese!
29:04 <Mort> Cheese?
29:06 <Mort> I hash no cheese
29:08 <Mort> I small mur
29:09 <Mort> no cheese
29:21 <Falang> ick, is that what that smell is? I was wondering...
29:40 <Steven> CHEESE BUILD INC!
30:23 <Falang> mur smell. ick.
31:34 <Steven> so, race time.
31:44 <Falang> race or racist?
31:47 <Hydrazine> Ready, set, go!
31:50 <Falang> halfling jokes?
32:09 <Steven> picking a race for my cheese
32:46 <Mort> Nooo
32:51 <Mort> I acutally got a kitsune boon
32:56 <Mort> for an essay writing competition(PFS)
33:13 <Mort> dunno wut to do about it
33:16 <Mort> thinking kitsune paladin..
33:19 <Steven> was that the thread in the forum?
33:29 <Mort> no
33:34 <Mort> what forum thread?
33:38 <Mort> the singapore essay writing competition?
34:08 <Steven> oh there was a thread on the forum that was basically the same thing
34:10 <Steven> the paizo forum
34:24 <Mort> oh no
35:18 <Mort> I dont ask for paizo forum advice recently
36:19 <Steven> could rebuild my ifrit.
36:27 <Steven> since its level 1
40:38 <Steven> ah damn, its level 2
40:51 <Steven> fuck it, i can do it, since its GM credit
42:49 <Mort> Hrmm
42:52 <Mort> Kitsune what..?
42:55 <Mort> we already have a kitsune bard
43:49 <Steven> !rand archetype basic
43:50 <dicebot> Steven, random: archetype
54:22 <Mort> gr
54:25 <Mort> back to mapmapking.
54:59 <Falang> whatcha making maps for?
55:10 <Mort> probably GMing iN RL
55:13 <Falang> considering doing some of that myself soon.. what are you using?
55:15 <Mort> need to transfer some of m old maps over
55:19 <Mort> CA 
55:23 <Mort> I not printing sheets out
55:30 <Mort> I did tide of morning earlie
55:36 <Mort> now going to do prince of augustana/ before the dawn 2
56:54 <Avatar> I love prince of augustant
56:55 <Avatar> I love prince of augustana
57:04 <Mort> I dodnt do it properl last time round
57:08 <Mort> was suffering from severe lag
57:14 <Mort> becuase someone was recommending me to use other stuff
04:01 <Falang> I mean.. you're MAKING the maps yourself correct?
04:05 <Falang> with some software?
04:12 <Falang> or you're drawing them?
07:18 <Mekkis> I use Autocad and a HP 650c
09:09 <Mort> Im using photoshop
09:16 <Mort> to Phothoshop things into CA
09:18 <Mort> *casting major image...*
09:23 <Mort> *rolls concentration check*
09:47 <Mekkis> you GM in person with CA?!
11:13 <Steven> crap stack, what do i want to GM today
11:59 <Mekkis> Fingerprints of the Fiend, tier 10-11
12:14 <Avatar> today is probably not a good day
13:29 <Steven> i meant at the shop
13:43 <Steven> since i dont get to play anymore except first steps
14:05 <Steven> and the two new scenarios each month
14:51 <Avatar> have you played every scenario there is
15:27 <Steven> yes, i have now played every scenario that is availale to play.
15:38 <Steven> except the two new ones
15:41 <Avatar> how about murder on the throaty mermaid
15:52 <Steven> yup. played it
15:53 <Avatar> or wonders in the weave 2, or fortress of the nail
16:08 <Mekkis> binekeep
16:27 <Steven> let me repeat myself, I have now played every scenario that is availale to play except the two new ones.
16:33 <Avatar> then tick them off: http://www.pfrpg.com.au/pfs.php5
16:44 <Steven> that takes work, and im lazy.
16:54 <Avatar> that's why I went to the trouble of linking it for you
17:01 <Mekkis> you played bonekeep?
17:41 <Steven> slot zero.
18:40 <Steven> i really dont like any of these arche types... damn you random!
19:14 <Avatar> what are you looking for
19:59 <Steven> Ifrit Oracle
20:32 <Avatar> what
20:38 <Avatar> is that an archetype
21:25 <Steven> no, its the character im building
21:33 <Steven> ifrit oracle.
22:04 <Avatar> is that his name
22:18 <Steven> tryin to decide on an archetype cause i !rand for it. and it came up archetype
23:48 <Mekkis> use !rand for the archtype
25:14 <Steven> !throw 1d8
25:14 <diebot> Steven, 1d8: [1d8=3] 3
25:23 <Steven> Enlightened Philosopher
25:36 <Steven> lets find out what this is.
25:58 <Steven> yeah that aint bad, pick up ling and all knowledge.
26:24 <Steven> at 7th level gain 1int
27:54 <Steven> i dont like the stats, but cant have everything when cheesing
28:02 <Steven> 7/10/14/12/10/22
29:18 <Steven> wish i had more dex, but whatever
31:16 <Avatar> what is enlightened philosopher
32:00 <Mekkis> why are you cheesing
32:11 <Steven> because i can.
34:20 * Mort smacks mekkis with more major imagies
34:23 <Mort> prince of augustana done
34:40 <Mekkis> Mort, you GM in-person with CA?
35:07 <Mort> of ocurse
35:09 <Mort> Iissh not printing maps
35:33 <Mort> I never get the size for minis(2.5 cm by 2.5 cm), right
35:37 <Mort> and printing is an issue for me
35:44 <Avatar> easier to do it with CA than with paper maps I reckon
36:18 <Mort> yeps
36:22 <Mort> and when you ahve to sneak around to even print stuff..
36:35 <Mekkis> it's 25.4mm x 25.4mm
36:47 <Mekkis> whiteboard marker + flipmap?
37:07 <Mort> I draw badly
37:12 <Mort> and I have no flipmapz
37:20 <Mort> if I drwa map it will look even more inaccurate then on CA
41:05 <Steven> alright...
41:17 <Steven> whatcha think nature or lore... Mort you choose
41:31 <Avatar> nature
43:52 <Mort> Lore
43:55 <Mort> :P
44:05 <Avatar> I say let the dice decide!
44:35 <Avatar> and don't pull a shifty and ignore the dice if you don't like it
44:41 <Avatar> like you usually do!
44:55 <Steven> i only get one veto while randoming and i already used it
45:00 <Steven> !rand lore nature
45:01 <dicebot> Steven, random: nature
45:08 <Avatar> woohoo! I win mort
45:45 <Steven> i believe mort can pretty much auto win since she has boobs avatar... i think thats in the female handbook
46:13 <Avatar> you are pulling a shifty
46:29 <Avatar> in exactly the way I just mentioned
47:10 <Steven> so far im building a nature, but if she pulls the i got boobs card i have to give it to her.
47:30 <Avatar> you realise that's offensive
48:03 * Steven considers for a momment.
48:07 <Steven> Yeah lil bit.
48:15 <Mort> nah
48:18 <Mort> up to you
48:20 <Mekkis> I'd find it very offensive
48:23 <Mort> I dot really tell peeps what to do
48:26 <Mort> Im still map making
48:37 <Mort> *half head in clouds*
48:41 * Mort waves at Mekkis idly
48:58 <Steven> so nature oracle, lets see, what cool stuff cans i do
49:15 <Steven> damn... life leech is 7th level.
49:30 <Mekkis> so: was looking at the players on http://paizo.com/campaigns/PFS0418VeteransVaultTier12/gameplay
49:57 <Mekkis> looks like we have a level 1 cleric with power attack and a level 2 druid with an animal companion with 21hp
50:53 <Avatar> I keep second guessing rolling up an inquisitor
51:07 <Avatar> it's kind of already done but I don't understand it
51:12 <Steven> just do it man, they are pretty boss toss
51:29 <Avatar> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=730
51:29 <Steven> king of swift actions
51:43 <Mekkis> I'm considering bidding on an A3 colour laser printer
52:10 <Mort> mekkis Im on budge
52:12 <Mort> OH YES
52:16 <Mort> Before the dawn 2 here I come
52:23 <Mort> I need to get before the dawn Parts I and II run locally
52:52 <Steven> why are you taking Judgement Surge at level 1 when you could have power attack?
53:05 <Mekkis> power attack required BAB +1?
53:06 <Avatar> because it was good
53:09 <Mekkis> requires*
53:49 <Steven> oh yeah, i always forget the bab of 1
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54:01 <Steven> i still dont think judgement surge is worth it when you coudl have a different feat.
54:50 <Steven> oh man i didnt even consider an Inquisitor...
57:24 <Mekkis> hence the cleric with power attack
57:25 <Mekkis> issue
58:24 * Mort flaps mekkis with a paw
58:48 <Steven> kick ass, never done the power attack on a character that didnt qualify for it
58:57 <Steven> okay now back to finding avatar a better feat then judgement surge
59:32 <Falang> let's see.. need to mark off these games myself..
59:51 <Falang> did I do Rebel's Ransom?  what is that about?  really should do this right after..
59:55 <Avatar> ha
00:14 <Avatar> yeah I think you were there
00:15 <Falang> ah, yes.
00:15 <Falang> did.
00:18 <Falang> pregen
00:27 <Falang> my whupass barb chicklet
00:47 <Falang> odd name that. there aren't any rebels. or ransoms really.
01:00 <Steven> avatar... how about Razortusk.. gain you a bite attack.
01:20 <Avatar> let me look up what judgement surge does again
01:41 <Steven> +3 for determining the effects of your judgement
01:43 <Avatar> I'm not paying much attention to this character and I probably should because I'm losing 2 characters out of 1-5
02:11 <Falang> damn, what was that thing mort dm'd.. the tower..
02:16 <Steven> until you get more judgements per day its pretty meh
02:25 <Steven> Master of the fallen fortress
02:36 <Falang> ah, yes. but it's not on this list
02:37 <Steven> but its replayable
02:47 <Falang> I knew it wasn't just me..
02:56 <Falang> why is it replayable?
03:17 <Steven> because its teir 1 game.  All teir 1 material is replayable with a first level character
04:33 <Falang> just teir 1, not teir 1-?
04:43 <Avatar> yeah just tier 1
04:49 <Falang> good to know
05:00 <Avatar> it's in the PFS guide
05:19 <Steven> Alright avatar, since you have such a glorious Intimidate score, how about intimidating prowes 
05:28 <Falang> christ, likeI could read that whole thing. it's so longwinded and dull
05:41 <Steven> it allows you to add your Str in addition to your cha to intimidate
05:52 <Steven> so you would have a +14 intimidate
06:19 <Steven> which is pretty much auto success at 1st-3rd level against non wis based classes
06:31 <Avatar> that seems like overkill
06:37 <Falang> *gasp*
06:42 <Falang> Are you feeling okay Avatar?!
06:50 <Avatar> I tried to tell you but you wouldn't listen
07:14 <Mort> wuh falang?
07:15 <Steven> alright ill look for another suggestion
07:26 <Avatar> he thinks I'm a munchkin
07:27 <Falang> ?
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07:38 <Mort> oh Munchkinism
07:42 <Falang> I *think*? Mekkis agrees with me, so it must be true.
07:44 <Steven> Heavy armor Prof?
07:46 * Mort steps through the munchkin detector
07:58 <Avatar> I don't think mekkis agrees with you
08:00 * Steven covers his ears from the blairing alarms
08:13 <Falang> He said earlier that you were both munchkins right after I said it.
08:26 <Avatar> based on what
08:35 <Avatar> do you want to critique my characters
08:36 <Steven> he was talking about mort and I
08:51 <Avatar> aside from my witch, I think you'll struggle
09:00 <Steven> we are considered the munchkin players.
09:25 <Falang> oh wait, maybe he didn't.. 
09:26 <Falang> hmm..
10:11 <Steven> avatar... i think im going to make an inquisitor for my cheese
10:23 <Falang> [07:58] <Falang> well I'm sure that if there is one of these munchkins will find it
10:24 <Falang> [08:28] <@Avatar> your the munchkin
10:25 <Falang> [08:36] <Steven> no im the munchkin
10:25 <Falang> [08:39] <Falang> you're both munchkins.
10:25 <Falang> [08:39] <@Mekkis> agreed
11:00 <Steven> my guslinger/inquisitor plays like a drunken gunslinger... which is accurate because he follows cayden
11:08 <Avatar> he was agreeing with steven
11:30 <Falang> what makes you say that?  obviously steven is a munchkin.
11:40 <Falang> besides the fact he admits it.
11:44 <Avatar> you just answered your own question !
12:12 <Falang> No what I mean is what are you basing your interpretation on?
12:25 <Falang> I spoke right before him, he was agreeing with me.
12:31 <Steven> I'm a munchkin here, im actually below the power curve on most of my characters at the local shop
12:33 <Mort> the damn mod
12:40 <Mort> doesnt say if the trees are supposed to be there or not
13:14 <Steven> what mod?
13:24 <Mort> BFD2
14:01 <Steven> which fight
14:14 <Falang> so when is First Steps II?
14:23 <Falang> my dungeonsense is tingling
14:23 <Mort> the first one
14:31 <Mort> I cant play FS2
14:34 <Mort> no one I want to level :(
14:42 <Mort> Oh wait
14:44 <Steven> so gm it and hold credit
14:48 <Mort> my oracle can FS2
14:51 <Mort> acutally
14:56 <Avatar> I may never play or run first steps again, I'm over it
15:06 <Steven> mort which fight in 2-02
15:12 <Falang> so when you GM you get XP also?
15:19 <Avatar> yeah
15:20 <Steven> yes
15:25 <Avatar> better than the players do sometimes
15:30 <Avatar> you just don't get a day job roll
15:31 <Falang> thought I'd read that..
15:37 <Falang> day job. pfft.
15:42 <Falang> like I need 20gp that bad.
15:42 <Avatar> yeah exactly
15:43 <Mort> the very first one
15:53 <Mort> where you get jumped by the You Know Whos starting with A
16:13 <Falang> Avatar: wait, the GM gets gold and items too?
16:17 <Falang> PP?
16:28 <Mort> yeah
16:29 <Avatar> yeah
16:31 <Steven> you know on Ausk it was mechanically impossible for him to get less than 150g on the last 10 games he played
16:32 <Avatar> and the boon
16:35 <Mort> ahhh the SG players are a tough bunch
16:36 <Steven> on dayjob checks
16:41 <Mort> they can do it
16:52 <Mort> later aeryl will probably be able to get that oto prolly
16:57 <Avatar> you know how you guys gained 4 people's influence on the last one
16:57 <Mort> 150 = beat dc 40
16:58 <Mort> ?
17:00 <Mort> ok then not
17:06 <Avatar> oh wait, you weren't there for that one
17:20 <Avatar> basically you can choose your circumstances
17:27 <Steven> Mort, so what trees? the fallen down on?
17:37 <Avatar> so if you want all the best advantages of the boons, you can have them
17:39 <Steven> one
18:04 <Avatar> if the party plays low tier, and you want to apply the credit to high tier, you get the high tier gold
18:23 <Avatar> like in a 1-5, you can apply a 1-2 table's chronicle to one of your level 5 characters and get 4-5 gold
18:40 <Avatar> (but you can't apply 4-5 to a level 3 character, even if they played up)
18:52 <Falang> christ, is there a faq for that?
19:06 <Falang> playing up, playing down, etc.. 
19:22 <Avatar> all over the messageboards
19:28 <Avatar> once you know the rule, it's sort of ingrained
19:42 <Avatar> 1-3 means you take low tier gold when you GM, 4-5 means you take high tier gold
20:34 <Avatar> it's in the PFS guide
20:44 <Avatar> have you read it, you ask a lot of questions that are in there :P
24:34 <Falang> like I said, it's very longwinded, but I'll try again..
24:46 <Falang> fuckin' overcomplicated game
25:27 <Falang> I have ADHD, it's not the easiest thing to get me to read something like that, I'm usually just digging for answers.
29:11 <Falang> but I'm going to try to pour through the whole Core and DM guide this week if I can.
29:28 <Falang> Then i can try a simple adventure
30:14 <Falang> oh shit. wait. I don't OWN any adventures. *sigh*
32:38 <Falang> let me guess, I have to legitimately buy them to run them and do the whole credit thing too, right?
32:51 <Mort> fs1,2 and 3
32:54 <Mort> as well as master of flalen fortress
32:57 <Mort> is Free of charge
33:19 <Falang> oh, all the ones we've been playing?  I can do that then.
33:35 <Mort> yeah
33:39 <Mort> thats for peeps on budjet
34:38 <Falang> nice.
35:03 <Mort> and we be goblins
35:06 <Mort> shit I need to run one of those too
45:10 <Falang> wait, fs is what?
45:20 <Falang> OH
45:21 <Falang> first steps
45:39 <Falang> okay, so 4 are free.  that's kinda lame. not very much..
46:13 <Falang> I kinda figured they'd give away some of the older seasons too
46:30 <Steven> Well, its a business mang, gotta make their money somewhere.
47:06 <Falang> Obviously I'm aware of that, but giving to the community only builds it up more.
47:47 <Falang> I may forgo the PFS and just do adventures.  I don't much care for PFS restrictions anyway, it's kinda sucky that you can't get normal treasure, or craft items and whatnot
48:38 <Steven> Well you dont HAVE to play PFS, there are APs which dont have near the amount of restrictions PFS has.
48:41 <Falang> in fact those things I really dislike, it seems like a completely different sense of gaming, it's so episodic, no continuity to the characters.
49:22 <Steven> And im sure people here would be more than happy to play in an AP if you were to decide you wanted to run one.
49:57 <Falang> I probably won't, I'd find it kinda hard to justify the expense. I mean we can go grab a nice dinner on $4 on this economy in thailand. or at least take-away.
50:06 <Falang> and things are pretty tight
50:16 <Mort> yes some say that
51:23 <Steven> Hey, i feel ya man.  Which is why I'm glad im a VO cause i get shit for free.
51:36 <Falang> ooooh.. Drow.. Second Darkness.
51:50 <Steven> Like the Scenarios i print out and let people borrow down at the shop so we can run games and what not.
52:34 <Falang> what are the requirements for being a VO?
52:48 <Mekkis> you need to impress your VC
52:55 <Falang> I could be one for Pattaya. there's probably less than 1,000 roleplayers in this whole country I'd bet! ;)
53:10 <Falang> Probably ISN'T a VC
53:17 <Falang> I'd be downright shocked if there was
53:29 <Mekkis> to be a VC, you need to grow the game in your community and apply, then impress certain people at Paizo
53:37 <Mekkis> to be a VL, you need to impress the VC
54:34 <Falang> Nope. not one for thailand.
54:38 <Falang> not in the book at least
57:03 <Mort> oh ya we have a new VL
57:05 <Mort> in Singapore
57:13 <Mekkis> is it you, mort?
57:17 <Falang> is there a more up to date list online? hmm.
57:18 <Mort> No
57:19 <Mort> its someone else
57:23 <Mekkis> WHY NOT!
58:08 <Mort> probably because I extort cookies out of him everytime I get proven right on a rule
58:10 <Mort> :)
58:22 <Mekkis> oh no
58:33 <Mort> what?
58:36 <Mort> hes a walking cookie pot
58:39 <Falang> wait, so if PFS players determine how each adventure ends up, where do you see the results?
58:40 <Mort> if I dont extort him Im losing out!
58:57 <Falang> that was the idea right, a "living" game?  where are the results?
59:13 <Falang> I'm quite curious to see what most players did
59:25 <Mekkis> Most players saved the Paracountess in Season 4
59:35 <Mekkis> Thus, Cheliax is still a playable faction in Season 5
59:58 <Falang> I meant on an adventure by adventure level, not seasonal
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