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01:38 <Avatar> I don't really know why witches don't get hexes more often
01:43 <Avatar> there's many pretty shit ones there
02:10 <Avatar> extra spell levels intead for every other level, I guess
07:07 <Mort-> Night all
07:08 Mort- has quit (Quit: Bye)
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58:11 IceGuest_77 is now known as Feltzer
58:18 <Ballig> what's a feltzer
58:33 <Feltzer> My name
58:37 <Feltzer> What is a Ballig
58:44 <Ballig> a baby dragon
58:46 <Feltzer> ah
58:47 <Feltzer> I see.
59:05 <Feltzer> So I have never played D&D over an IRC before
59:06 <Feltzer> could you explain it to me?
59:12 <Ballig> have you played D&D in person before
59:18 <Feltzer> Yeah, Once.
59:21 <Feltzer> It was pretty cool.
59:28 <Feltzer> Im a bit of a newbie though.. :/
59:29 <Ballig> it's like that but you type what you're saying instead of saying it
59:35 <Ballig> although lately we've been doing a fair bit of skype at the same time
59:42 <Feltzer> So.. basically
59:47 <Feltzer> everything said on the IRC is In-Character 
59:47 <Feltzer> ?
59:56 <Ballig> nope
00:03 <Ballig> you use quotes for in-character
00:07 <Ballig> "Hello! How are you today?"
00:11 <Feltzer> I see.
00:13 <Feltzer> Thats cool.
00:20 <Feltzer> sounds kinda fun.
00:35 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+4 attack; 1d6+3 damage
00:36 <diebot> Ballig, attack: [1d20=6] 10; damage: [1d6=5] 8
00:54 <Feltzer> cool
00:59 <Feltzer> automated commands?
01:26 <Ballig> for rolling dice, yeah
01:36 <Ballig> and we have an online program to use for maps/combat
01:43 <Feltzer> awesome
01:56 <Avatar> Feltzer: it is ridiculously fun
02:05 <Feltzer> It sounds great.
02:11 <Avatar> if you enjoyed d&d in person, you should play
02:14 <Ballig> it's like sex, except there are d20s involved
02:18 <Feltzer> LOL
02:19 <Ballig> or maybe that's just like sex, depends what you're into
02:25 <Avatar> bit wrong
02:44 <Avatar> are you in melbourne?
03:07 <Ballig> melbourne, tasmania or NSW/ACT
03:22 <Avatar> it's melbourne right
03:28 <Feltzer> Im from NSW
03:46 <Avatar> damn nsw'ers
03:47 <Feltzer> Small Coastal town
03:47 <Feltzer> :P
03:52 <Feltzer> Where are you from Avatar?
03:56 <Avatar> I'm in melbourne
04:04 <Avatar> only the best city ever
04:05 <Ballig> I'm in ACT
04:09 <Feltzer> Oh wow.
04:11 <Feltzer> thats cool
04:14 <Feltzer> we be aussies?
04:14 <Feltzer> Xd
04:15 <Avatar> yeah believe it
04:19 <Feltzer> Yeah
04:20 <Ballig> it's a predominantly australian channel
04:23 <Ballig> but we have some foreigners
04:27 <Feltzer> Canberram do you know Batemans bay?
04:32 <Feltzer> south of Nowra?
04:32 <Ballig> a few people from singapore, we've had people from the philippines here
04:36 <Ballig> a few people from the US
04:41 <Ballig> I'm aware of bateman's bay
04:44 <Ballig> people go there for holidays
04:45 <Feltzer> Thats where Im at.
04:48 <Feltzer> :P
05:34 <Feltzer> Well then
05:58 <Feltzer> !throw 2d12+2
05:58 <diebot> Feltzer, 2d12+2: [2d12=12,7] 21
06:03 <Feltzer> Yeaaaahh!
06:06 <Feltzer> Dice was thrown
06:09 <Feltzer> :P
06:19 <Avatar> that was a pretty damn good guess
06:26 <Avatar> or, ballig did it
06:33 <Avatar> I was gonna say
06:34 <Feltzer> :P
06:44 <Ballig> haha
06:51 <Ballig> I'd be worried if someone figured it out by themselves
07:17 <Feltzer> Gah
07:20 <Feltzer> well its damn late
07:22 <Feltzer> Im going to get off
07:28 <Ballig> don't be a stranger
07:34 <Feltzer> But I will think about coming back and playing this..
07:38 <Feltzer> Maybe tommorow...
08:37 Feltzer is now known as Join
08:37 <Join> Wiw
08:37 <Join> Fail
08:37 <Ballig> ha
08:37 <Avatar> haha
08:37 <Join> Seeya all later
08:38 <Ballig> tata
08:39 <Join> :P
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31:50 <canine> heyhey
38:56 <Avatar> yo
39:08 <Avatar> just found a trait that gives +2 to diplomacy and makes it a class skill
39:13 <Avatar> usually most of them give only +1
41:03 <Avatar> another one which gives you a free wayfinder
41:15 <Avatar> that's sort of like rich parents, wonder if it's legal
42:34 <canine> cool, what book is it from?
42:43 <Avatar> legacy of fire
42:59 <Avatar> I'm digging throw the traits list for any that mention +2 and seeing what's good
43:17 <Avatar> there's one that gives +2 to acrobatics and +1 to reflex saves
48:23 <Avatar> patient optimist is pretty sweet, +2 to diplomacy vs unfriendly or hostile, and reroll it once if you fail
50:37 <Avatar> sacred avenger gives you a +1 to damage against something if that something hits you
54:55 <canine> I like that one
16:44 <canine> gotta run
16:45 <canine> bbl
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45:27 <Ballig> zzz
45:35 <Brunius_AFK> You're a zzz
45:40 Brunius_AFK is now known as Brunius
49:31 <tristen> ah! signs of life
49:52 <tristen> (david attenborough voice)
50:29 <tristen> and here we have "pathfinders", a very interesting species indeed
50:40 <tristen> gaming by day, discussing by night
50:44 <tristen> etc...
50:59 <Ballig> weirdo
51:00 Thawne ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
51:36 <Thawne> hey guys
52:00 <Ballig> sup
52:09 <Thawne> i can't make the game today. family lunch
52:41 <Thawne> i will try for next week
52:50 <Thawne> cyas then then
52:51 <Ballig> okay, thanks for letting me kn ow
52:59 Thawne has quit (Quit: )
54:54 <tristen> hmmm, so who we got/need for today?
55:37 <Ballig> well, Mekkis can't be here either because his internet is down
55:40 <Ballig> so we'll have to play something else
56:29 <tristen> sure! perhaps something meaty?
57:05 <tristen> for the level 3-4-ish chars i mean
57:25 <Ballig> maybe, maybe
57:57 <tristen> hey did i overhear you were (sob) selling your bicycle yesterday?
58:19 <Ballig> haha no
58:23 <Ballig> selling my motorcycle
58:47 * tristen blows his nose on his sleeve
58:58 <tristen> what sorta bike?
59:03 <tristen> road? trail?
00:17 <Ballig> road/sports
00:30 <tristen> make/model?
00:43 <Ballig> kawasaki GPX250
01:08 <tristen> that's a whole lot of bike
01:12 <tristen> year?
02:10 <Ballig> 2007
02:32 <tristen> last question i promise: got a picture anywhere?
04:23 <Ballig> http://www.ballig.net/ABCD0008.JPG
04:27 <Ballig> taken when I first got it
04:43 <tristen> yeah nice
05:16 <tristen> a school mate of mine got a brand spanking gpx around about 1990
05:41 <tristen> we were pissed leaving the pub one night
05:59 <tristen> and were in the car
06:05 <tristen> and he went ahead on his gpx
06:25 <tristen> i have NEVER seen a motorbike go as fast as he rode it
06:28 <tristen> fucking madman
06:37 <Ballig> ha
06:42 <tristen> there was this stretch of road and a hill
07:12 <tristen> and he went across and up and over that hill so fast i couldn't believe what i was seeing
07:47 <Ballig> didn't gain any air?
07:48 <Ballig> :p
08:10 <tristen> nope - stuck to the road like the proverbial shit to a blanket
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13:33 <Ballig> sup k9z
13:38 <canine> heyhey
18:08 <tristen> hey canine
18:20 <canine> heya
18:47 <tristen> we got pwnt yesterday :D
19:09 <tristen> level 1 chars 
19:24 <Ballig> pwnt so bad
19:46 <canine> lol
19:46 <tristen> tactical combat fail
21:49 <Ballig> wonder where Avatar is, that jerk
28:19 <tristen> was he up late again the naughty boy?
28:58 <tristen> i'm currently having coffee and mango/chili chocolate for breakfast
30:08 <canine> < currently enjoying the fact that my weekend has about 16 more hours in it than yours
30:32 <canine> remaining anyway
30:48 <Ballig> ha
30:52 <Ballig> ours started 16 hours before yours did though
31:03 <tristen> that's not the point :D
31:28 <Avatar> yo
31:40 <Ballig> oh look what the cat dragged in
31:45 <tristen> :)
31:53 <Avatar> yeah my alarm just went off
31:57 <Ballig> ha
32:19 <tristen> http://images.fastcompany.com/upload/kim-dotcom.jpg
32:29 <tristen> ^^^ that's the megaupload guy
32:42 <tristen> just got arrested by the fbi apparently
32:56 <tristen> he was in nz having his birthday party
33:06 <tristen> (at his mansion of course)
33:13 <tristen> and the joint got stormed
33:28 <tristen> he fled to his panic room with a shottie and locked himself in
33:32 <tristen> XD
33:44 <tristen> "would you trust this man?"
37:13 <Ballig> if we can't play CoTE, what are we playing
40:53 <tristen> anything you tell us to!
41:48 <Avatar> first steps 2
42:44 <Ballig> I'll run first steps 2
42:50 <Ballig> if you don't mind that I'll be a little slower because I haven't read or played it yet
43:11 <Avatar> yeah I don't mind
43:49 <Avatar> take a bit of prep time now if you like
44:20 <tristen> do i need a lvl 1 char?
44:31 <tristen> or can i use leis?
44:42 <tristen> or tasiv?
44:57 <tristen> tasiv's a bit mighty these days...
45:22 <Avatar> first steps is level 1 only
45:50 <Avatar> once you're level 2+ you can't play it
45:57 <tristen> ok leis it is - if he's regained conciousness by now :D
47:34 <canine> we're doing a level 1?
47:39 <canine> a different level 1*
47:41 <Ballig> yeah
47:46 <canine> I'll roll up a bard real quick
49:04 <Ballig> you can use a pregen
49:07 <Ballig> and then make a new character after
49:13 <Ballig> and apply credit to that new character
50:04 <canine> that will work
50:23 <canine> I forgot my password for your site
50:25 <canine> blah
50:30 <Brunius> It's Balligishawt6969
50:57 <Avatar> resetted
51:07 <Avatar> still need the name of your character though
52:18 <canine> um
52:24 <canine> um...
52:36 <canine> do I get to pick the race or does that come on the pregen
52:45 <Avatar> you can pick
55:07 <tristen> canine: use this http://www.rinkworks.com/namegen/
55:09 <tristen> :D
55:13 <tristen> it's awesome
55:43 <Ballig> I have the maps done
55:58 <Avatar> wow that is pretty good
56:05 <Ballig> who's playing?
56:07 <Ballig> too bad mort isn't here
56:26 <Avatar> just us 3 I think
56:36 <Avatar> thelen not here
56:38 <Ballig> so we have a rogue, witch and bard
56:39 <Avatar> ?
56:45 <Avatar> summoner 
56:48 <Avatar> not a witch
56:50 <Ballig> ahh
57:27 <canine> I think a gnome sounds fun
57:28 <Ballig> what NPC do you want as your fourth
57:40 <Avatar> cleric healbot I think
57:44 <Ballig> which race
57:46 <tristen> aye 
57:51 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Ballig
57:52 <Avatar> can either of you tank
57:58 <Ballig> can your eidolon tank
58:06 <Avatar> no, he has like a 15 AC
58:06 Ballig gives voice to canine tristen
58:06 * Ballig removes channel operator status from Avatar
58:20 <Ballig> then no, none of them can tank
59:10 <tristen> are you snickers then avatar?
59:11 <Avatar> might have to focus ranged attacks
59:11 <Ballig> he's his summoner
59:11 <Avatar> no, snickers is the witch
59:11 Avatar is now known as Snake
59:11 <Ballig> the rogue and bard won't be ranged attacking
59:11 tristen is now known as Leis
59:11 <Snake> they might
59:12 <Ballig> but they won't
59:15 <Snake> you don't know
59:19 <Ballig> pretty sure I do
59:32 <Ballig> did roger ranged attack in darkest vengeance
59:42 <Snake> no but maybe he should have
59:46 canine is now known as Kibbles
59:56 <Snake> is this comparable to darkest vengeance ??
00:20 <Ballig> yes
00:26 <Snake> :|
03:26 <Ballig> Only the luckiest or most influential Pathfinders 
03:27 <Ballig> receive invitations to Amara Li's annual Snapdragon 
03:27 <Ballig> Festival celebration, and wise recipients take 
03:27 <Ballig> advantage of them. The aroma of blooming 
03:27 <Ballig> orchids and flowing wine mixes with the acrid 
03:27 <Ballig> tang of recently exploded fireworks, and the 
03:27 <Ballig> sound of strangely discordant music comes from 
03:27 <Ballig> a duo of Tian women playing an unusual stringed 
03:27 <Ballig> instrument and a reed flute. The crowd mingles 
03:27 <Ballig> calmly, most guests clearly hoping to be seen 
03:27 <Ballig> more than actually paying attention to 
03:27 <Ballig> those with whom they converse, though 
03:27 <Ballig> the plum wine seems to have affected 
03:27 <Ballig> many who now move about the lodge's 
03:27 <Ballig> grounds waving sparkling wands of fire and 
03:27 <Ballig> shooting whirring, whizzing fireworks into 
03:27 <Ballig> the sky above the koi pond.
04:03 <Snake> who's Amara Li
07:50 Kibbles ([email protected]) has left #d&d (Leaving)
08:15 <Ballig> Amara Li is the leader of the Lantern Lodge
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11:03 Ballig gives voice to canine
13:00 <Brunius> Ballig there's one map and it's cell size 35
13:00 <Ballig> yeah I sorted that
13:00 <Ballig> do you want to play?
13:00 <Brunius> Nope
13:00 <Leis> we could all chip in
13:00 <Brunius> It's not comparable to darkest vengeance
13:00 <Snake> good 
13:13 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 11am (new game) | CoTE: Sun 10am | CoED: Wed 8th Feb 9pm || All times are AEDT (UTC+11:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://dnd.ballig.net
13:13 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Sat Jan 21 19:54:01 2012
13:51 <Leis> do it
14:04 <Leis> yeah do it
16:08 <Snake> I've got an explorer's outfit
16:26 <Snake> which we do
16:27 <Leis> take a seat
17:28 <Ballig> "Well met, Pathfinders, and welcome to the Lantern Lodge. 
17:28 <Ballig> I hope you find the Snapdragon Festival and my hospitality 
17:28 <Ballig> worthy of your time and energy. I have not brought you here 
17:28 <Ballig> for mere pleasantries, however, and wish to ask you to partake 
17:28 <Ballig> a dangerous mission on my behalf.
17:35 <Ballig> "Long ago, one of my most esteemed ancestors, who was 
17:35 <Ballig> rich in power but poor in sense, gave a gift to a foreign prince, 
17:35 <Ballig> a gift that prince did not deserve and my foolish ancestor had 
17:35 <Ballig> no right to give—a ceremonial jade katana. At the time the 
17:35 <Ballig> gift was sent, its recipient was invading this island. He laid 
17:35 <Ballig> siege to Absalom from his fortress in the foothills of the 
17:35 <Ballig> Kortos Mounts. Like those who came before 
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17:39 <Ballig> him, the warlord failed to take Absalom and 
17:40 <Ballig> perished in the attempt. On the very day of 
17:40 <Ballig> his defeat, his castle crumbled to dust in a 
17:40 <Ballig> violent earthquake and has been lost to the 
17:40 <Ballig> centuries ever since. My family's heirloom 
17:40 <Ballig> was lost with it. 
17:47 <Mort-> Lol
17:50 <Ballig> "A recent report by a group of Pathfinders gives 
17:50 <Ballig> me hope that they have finally found the ruin, and I 
17:50 <Ballig> might finally recover my family's treasure. I'm looking 
17:50 <Ballig> for an intrepid group to retrieve it for me, 
17:50 <Ballig> and I'm hoping that is you. The fame and 
17:55 <Ballig> wealth you will doubtlessly recover will 
17:55 <Ballig> bring you much honor within the Society, 
17:55 <Ballig> and if you deliver the katana to me, you 
17:55 <Ballig> will have my favor as you begin your careers 
17:55 <Ballig> as full agents of the Pathfinder Society."
18:01 <Ballig> Mort-: if you want to play, we've only just started
18:07 <Mort-> Ok lets go!
18:17 <Mort-> Wizard :d 
18:19 <Ballig> nope
18:20 <Ballig> level 1
18:23 <Mort-> Ok
18:23 <Ballig> this is First Steps 2
18:30 <Mort-> Sorc
18:34 <Ballig> change nick
18:35 <Mort-> But i  didn't do her sheet
18:44 <Ballig> what do you mean do her sheet
18:52 <Mort-> From last scenario
18:57 canine is now known as Kibbles
19:00 <Mort-> I have clw wands now
19:05 <Ballig> you can do that now if you want
19:08 Ballig gives voice to Mort-
19:09 <Mort-> And 3 scrolls of mage armor
19:13 <Mort-> Lap top not on
19:13 <Ballig> okay
19:17 <Ballig> I'll make note that you purchased them
19:20 <Ballig> how long will you be
20:14 <Mort-> Uh
20:17 <Mort-> I don't know
20:23 <Mort-> Just woke up
20:27 <Mort-> Breakfast
21:02 <Ballig> you have to hurry if you want to play
21:03 <Mort-> Lol
21:08 <Mort-> I am hurrying
21:19 Kibbles is now known as He
21:27 He is now known as HeWhoHidesBehind
21:41 <Mort-> How much gp from last scenario
21:41 HeWhoHidesBehind is now known as Kibbles
21:43 <Mort-> I was late
21:47 <Mort-> 500?
21:59 <Mort-> Ill do a quick score check
22:01 <Snake> 417 I think
22:09 <Snake> change your nick
22:53 <Snake> "Sounds easy."
22:58 Mort- is now known as kendra
23:03 <Leis> "yes. we'll do it."
23:08 <Snake> "Where is it?"
23:12 <kendra> "Ok"
25:36 <Ballig> kendra: are you on skype
25:58 <Leis> "My dear Li, are you sure there isn't more we need to know about this mission?"
26:15 <Ballig> "If there were more, surely I would tell you."
26:44 <Leis> "If we are to do this as a personal favour and you want us to succeed, then perhaps it's best if we understand as much as we possibly can before venturing forth?"
27:08 <Ballig> "You know what you need to know."
27:35 <kendra> "Perhaps who is keeping the heirloom?"
27:38 <Leis> "what if we actually fail to return your jade katana?"
27:47 <Ballig> "Then I will be disappointed."
27:57 <Leis> "Merely disappointed?"
27:57 * Kibbles thinks we should buy a fake jade katana to turn over, and keep the real one
28:07 <Ballig> "Quite disappointed."
28:33 <Ballig> she gives you directions to the ruins
28:42 <Snake> "Let's go."
28:50 <Snake> I mean, um
28:53 <Snake> "Let'ssss go."
29:19 <Snake> the eidolon and I make start making our way out
29:32 <Snake> start making our way out*
29:43 <Leis> "Yes, ok well then my dear - if disappointment is the only repercussion understand this: if it gets hot out there then we know the mission isn't crucial and we'll return empty handed"
30:01 * kendra laughs at the eidolon
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30:14 <Ballig> "Then perhaps you were not the Pathfinders I hoped you were and I should give this mission to someone else."
30:31 <kendra> Uploaded
30:43 <Leis> "We'll see what we can do - i'm sure you can send others in our wake?"
30:56 <Snake> "No she can't. Let's go, Leis."
31:01 <Ballig> "It would be my hope that that won't be necessary. Tell me now if you aren't up to this."
31:04 <kendra> "Bah we are the best"
31:05 <Snake> I start dragging Leis out
31:16 <Leis> "of course we're the best, let's go"
31:18 <kendra> Ok so ill be semi afk
31:19 <Kibbles> "Except you've already told us where it is, so we can go take it for ourselves if we wanted to, even if you fire us."
31:23 <kendra> Run me for a bit
31:29 <kendra> 5 lv 1 spells
31:30 * Leis thinks she's a cow
31:35 <kendra> Touch attack prefered
31:36 <Snake> have you prepped your spells
31:38 <kendra> Ranged
31:38 <Ballig> "You shall be expelled from the Pathfinder Society for such actions."
31:43 <kendra> I don't need to prepare
31:45 <Ballig> "Let me remind you that I am your SUPERIOR."
31:47 <Snake> right
31:54 <kendra> I am sorc
32:03 <Leis> "ok lady, we'll see what we can do"
32:04 <Kibbles> "I thought it was a personal favor to you. You can't expel us from the society for not doing you a favor."
32:05 <Snake> "We won't be taking anything. The katana will be in your handssss sssoon."
32:07 <Ballig> be aware that you're talking to a faction leader right now
32:12 <Ballig> above even a regular venture captain
32:14 <Leis> can i sense motive?
32:18 <Ballig> you already have
32:21 <Leis> ok
32:23 <kendra> Mage armor
32:28 <kendra> At all times
32:30 <kendra> Btw 
32:34 <kendra> Got 3 scrolls
32:35 <Ballig> "I can expel you from the Society with no reason at all."
32:39 <kendra> Feel free
32:58 <Leis> "that won't be necessary"
33:09 <Leis> "shall we go, comrades?"
33:42 * Snake rolls his eyes and moves in the direction of the directions
33:46 <Ballig> "You defile your honour by using such a tone with your superior."
34:24 <Ballig> "You are free to enjoy the Festival tonight and journey to the Cairlands on the morrow."
34:35 <Leis> "please accept apologies my lady, but i wish to ensure the success of the mission and escape with our lives - we need all the information we can"
35:00 <Snake> we enjoy the festival for tonight
36:19 <Snake> "Not the Andorans."
36:20 <kendra> Haha
36:25 <kendra> I like snake
36:37 <kendra> He has an attitude too!
36:42 <Ballig> "Greetings, Pathfinders! I hear you're headed out into the 
36:42 <Ballig> Cairnlands on official Society business. Best of luck outside 
36:42 <Ballig> the city walls, though you look like sturdy enough adventurers. 
36:42 <Ballig> Perhaps not Eagle Knight material, but qualified for the work 
36:42 <Ballig> of a Pathfinder.
36:51 <Ballig> "A word of warning, though, friends—beware the walking 
36:51 <Ballig> dead. The crumbling ruins surrounding the city are rife with 
36:51 <Ballig> them, and you're likely to run into more than your fair share 
36:51 <Ballig> over the course of your career. Undeath and the undead are 
36:51 <Ballig> more than just a physical peril, however. Undeath is the worst 
36:51 <Ballig> kind of slavery. And it should be eradicated like all servitude, 
36:51 <Ballig> whether to aristocracy or to mental control. Being enslaved 
36:56 <Ballig> to the flesh beyond when Pharasma calls one's soul to the 
36:56 <Ballig> Boneyard is a fate I wouldn't wish upon my greatest enemy. 
36:56 <Ballig> So while you plumb the depths of Asad's Keep, remember your 
36:56 <Ballig> solemn duty to your fellow man—both living and dead. Any 
36:56 <Ballig> undead you encounter along the way should be freed of their 
36:56 <Ballig> earthly shell.
37:00 <Ballig> "If you prove your dedication to freedom, the 
37:00 <Ballig> resources of Andoran will be at your disposal in 
37:00 <Ballig> your future endeavors."
37:06 <kendra> Holy water?
37:18 <kendra> Is it too late to go buy some?
37:54 <Leis> "i'm sure we can find some before we go"
38:04 <kendra> Well actually i have my own ways to deal with undecd
38:05 <Leis> "some holy water that is"
38:22 <Ballig> "Your train of thought is staggered, but not unhelpful."
38:29 <kendra> "Anyone wants to help me carry some of it?"
38:36 <Leis> "and absolutely sir - we shall do as you say"
38:48 <Snake> "I prove my dedication to staying alive."
38:49 <kendra> "Too much stuff"
39:07 <Leis> "and thank you for the warning"
39:28 <kendra> Snake what's your weight
39:36 <Snake> 130lb
39:46 <Snake> that doesn't sound right
39:53 <Leis> "lady amara li was rather vague about the ruins and what is contained therein?"
40:08 <Snake> 30lb
40:21 <kendra> Ok ill skip holy water
40:26 <kendra> Already stuffed full haha
40:36 <Snake> a bit heavier
40:40 <Leis> "the fate of the warlord that perished therein - is it rumoured he's become undead?"
40:55 <kendra> "Besides i have ways to deal with the dead"
41:04 <Ballig> "I'm sorry, I don't know anything about your mission. I speak only from my experience with many Andoren explorers who have died exploring the Cairnlands."
41:22 <Leis> "ok"
41:27 <Snake> "Died from what?"
41:31 <Leis> "thank you sire"
41:35 <Snake> "JUST undead?"
42:02 <Ballig> "From many dangers."
42:10 <kendra> "Or other creatures?"
42:15 <Ballig> a member of the serving staff, decked out in a finely crafted silken robe, approaches the major and interrupts him
42:20 <Ballig> the servant whispers something in his year
42:25 <Ballig> "I'm sorry, I must go."
42:34 <Snake> "How convenient."
42:35 <kendra> K
42:36 <Ballig> he heads toward the door, saying he has urgent eagle Knight business to attend to and wishing you good fortune on your quest
42:44 <Snake> "And to you"
43:27 <Leis> At the time the 
43:27 <Leis>  gift was sent, its recipient was invading this island.
44:48 * Kibbles strolls around singing to random partygoers
44:56 <Ballig> the party begins to wind down
45:02 <Ballig> a well-dressed Keleshite man approaches you and asks for a quick word
45:18 <Leis> "hello sir?"
45:37 <Ballig> he draws you to the side, away from any crowds or activity, and addresses you in a slow, level voice with a strong Kelish accent
45:58 <Snake> "Yessss?"
46:11 <Leis> !findchar Snake
46:13 <diebot> Leis, Character: Snake, number: 337( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=337 )
46:26 <Ballig> "Like a fast-spoken djinn, I'll get to the quick. I know where 
46:26 <Ballig> you are going. House Damaq of Qadira claim the ruin, but we 
46:26 <Ballig> are willing to allow you access for the price of a small deed 
46:26 <Ballig> easily accomplished during your adventure. You will be well-compensated, I assure you, for profits are most rewarding 
46:26 <Ballig> when shared. I assume treasure-seekers like yourselves are 
46:31 <Ballig> interested in such a proposition?"
46:32 <Ballig> Without waiting for an answer, he continues, his eyes intent 
46:32 <Ballig> and his posture rigid.
46:32 <Ballig> "The ruin is Qadiran, which is why we claim it, and we are 
46:32 <Ballig> willing to defend it, but there are really only certain things left 
46:32 <Ballig> in Asad's Keep we are interested in: trade agreements, of which 
46:36 <Ballig> we believe there to be many within the ruins. All we ask that 
46:36 <Ballig> you do is to turn over all trade agreements you find to us 
46:36 <Ballig> as soon as you return to Absalom, as we will be able 
46:36 <Ballig> to hold the signers to them even centuries after 
46:36 <Ballig> their signing.
46:41 <Ballig> "The satrap of Qadira—nay, the entire 
46:41 <Ballig> Padishah Empire of Kelesh—has much to offer 
46:41 <Ballig> the Pathfinder Society, and I personally have no 
46:41 <Ballig> qualms about sharing those resources with you, 
46:41 <Ballig> specifically. Shall we shake on this agreement?"
47:32 * Kibbles looks around
47:40 <Leis> "er, just how well-compensated?"
48:39 <Ballig> "Oh, very well compensated, I assure you."
48:40 <Ballig> he smiles
48:49 <Snake> "How about an advance as a sign of good faith?"
48:53 <kendra> "Why not?"
49:11 <Ballig> "Ah, but there are no resources to be advanced. Not yet. Not until we have our trade agreements."
49:21 <Ballig> "You are on the ground floor! This is a fantastic opportunity for you."
49:25 <Ballig> "Oh yes, a fantastic opportunity."
49:50 <Leis> "ok, well i'll tell you what good sir: we will not agree to anything now - we'll find what we find and we'll negotiate upon our return"
49:52 <kendra> "Yes it is. One more money making opportunity."
50:08 <Ballig> he narrows his eyes
50:08 <Snake> "Perhaps we will get the trade agreements and then talk about how exactly we will be compenssssated."
50:14 <Ballig> "Very well. But it is on your heads."
50:16 <Kibbles> "I'm sure you're not the only person interested in these documents, though."
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50:19 <Snake> "It iss after all an easy task."
50:29 Ballig gives voice to Mort
50:30 <Ballig> he storms off
50:30 <kendra> Time to switch
50:33 kendra has quit (Quit: Bye)
50:37 <Snake> "Fool."
50:40 <Kibbles> "Surely someone else here will be perfectly happy to give us an advance in payment"
50:45 Mort is now known as Kendra
51:06 <Ballig> Kendra: are you on skype
51:24 <Snake> any more festivities to enjoy?
51:35 <Ballig> the party is winding down
51:36 <Ballig> and people are leaving
51:54 <Snake> "Might be time for us to leave soon alssso."
52:07 * Kibbles agrees
52:10 <Leis> "yes let's leave"
52:18 <Kendra> yeah
52:21 <Kendra> kibbles what class
52:23 <Kendra> and how aobut skype
52:45 <Ballig> you aren't on skype
52:52 * Kibbles sings about being a bard
53:18 <Ballig> you guys have a chance to prepare before you leave in the morning
53:30 <Leis> "holy water"
53:37 <Leis> "and lots of it"
53:45 <Snake> "how much?"
53:51 <Leis> "2 flasks each?"
54:00 <Leis> i think about 25gp a flask?
54:22 <Snake> "I can't afford that!"
54:44 <Kibbles> "We could go mug someone"
54:44 <Leis> "i bloody can - so i'll buy yours and you can owe me"
54:50 <Snake> I can afford maybe one
55:38 <Kendra> I can
55:40 <Kendra> but the problem is
55:45 <Kendra> "I have no where to carry it?"
55:49 <Ballig> Kendra: skype?
55:50 <Ballig> skype?
55:51 <Ballig> skype?
55:51 <Ballig> :p
55:55 <Kendra> yeah getting it
55:59 <Kendra> Im tyring ot find my missing earphones
57:47 <Snake> I buy 1 holy water
58:00 <Leis> and i'll buy 3
58:06 <Ballig> PM me anything you buy
58:47 <Snake> I buy 0 holy water :(
58:51 <Kendra> I have monehs
58:53 <Kendra> but no space
58:56 <Kendra> as in no wt
59:01 <Leis> snake: here's two flasks of holy water
00:15 <Leis> i'll just ask the church: "what weapon materials are best against undead creatures?"
00:25 <Kendra> oh found my earphones
00:27 <Kendra> god
00:32 <Snake> !throw 1d20+4 storyeller knowledge religion
00:32 <diebot> Snake, storyeller knowledge religion: [1d20=4] 8
00:44 <Ballig> "Oh, well, that depends on what type of undead you come across!"
00:50 <Kendra> no knowledge :P
00:54 <Kibbles> !throw 1d20+3
00:54 <diebot> Kibbles, 1d20+3: [1d20=1] 4
01:02 <Ballig> Kibbles says, "What is undead?"
01:15 <Leis> "what options are there?"
01:16 * Kendra smacks Kibbles but doesnt know either...
01:16 * Kibbles scratches his head
01:18 <Snake> we'll ask at the temple
01:44 <Kendra> okay lets go ask at the temple
01:45 <Ballig> "Well, you have skeletons and zombies of course. Disgusting creatures."
01:46 * Kibbles sings a walking song on the way to the temple
01:47 <Leis> "what's best against them?"
02:04 <Ballig> "You have to bash a skeleton's skull in to really do much damage to it. If you try to poke it with a dagger or slash it with a sword it won't do much."
02:18 <Kendra> ah screw it
02:22 <Kendra> who has extra weight
02:22 <Ballig> "Some of the more powerful undead might require holy weapons."
02:24 <Kendra> Ill get
02:24 <Snake> "A crossbow bolt"
02:27 <Snake> "?"
02:32 <Ballig> "And, of course, you have the incorporeal undead. Ghosts and shadows and that kind."
02:52 <Leis> "holy weapons?"
03:02 <Kendra> "screw it - just burn em all up"
03:24 <Ballig> "Oh, yes, holy weapons are those that have been blessed by a powerful cleric."
03:24 <Kibbles> "Would you care to do a little pro bono adventuring with us?"
03:36 <Ballig> "I'm sorry, but I'm just not the adventuring type."
03:52 <Kendra> wtf.. haha
04:01 <Kendra> "who can carry holy water point is"
04:04 <Kendra> "I have spare cash"
04:05 <Leis> "and what about the incorporeal type? what weapon materials are best against them?"
04:09 <Snake> "It wasss worth a shot."
04:14 <Kendra> "And how do you make them visible"
04:30 <Snake> we are stereotypical newbies
04:40 <Ballig> "Well, regular weapons won't do anything to them. Magic weapons have a better chance, but still not what you might expect."
04:47 <Ballig> "Force weapons are best."
05:00 <Kendra> "Burn them up? "
05:03 * Kendra grins
05:05 <Leis> "are there any other physical weapon options?"
05:05 <Kibbles> "Do you have any force weapons we could borrow? I promise we'll bring them back."
05:08 <Kendra> "I like to burn stuff"
06:01 <Kendra> kibbles - wt?
06:19 <Kibbles> "Might as well ask..."
07:03 <Kendra> whats your weight
07:07 <Kendra> I have enough gc for us all
07:07 <Snake> "Yes, asking is good."
07:08 <Kendra> really
07:11 <Ballig> "I'm sorry, but the temple does not keep that kind of thing on hand."
07:26 <Leis> gotta go to a weapons shop
07:33 <Kendra> buy 5 flasks of holy water
07:38 <Kendra> and give it ot kibbles to carry? :P
07:44 <Leis> "hello i was hoping you might help me?"
07:55 <Leis> "we're off on an adventure"
07:59 <Ballig> "Yes?"
08:01 <Kendra> Return int ot me at end of adventure
08:08 <Leis> "and i'm hearing all sorts of things about skeletons and zombies"
08:13 <Ballig> "Okay."
08:16 * Kibbles coughs and looks away nonchalantly
08:17 <Ballig> he looks at you like you're a little retarded
08:22 <Leis> "what's best against those?"
08:26 <Leis> "most effective?"
08:37 <Ballig> "Wouldn't know, never encountered one."
08:44 <Leis> "hmmm"
08:51 <Ballig> "In fact, my ma told me they are just stories."
08:57 <Ballig> "So I wouldn't worry yourself about them if I were you."
09:01 <Kendra> "Id say just burn them all up"
09:06 <Leis> "right, ok"
09:09 <Leis> let's go
09:32 <Leis> snake: you got 2 flasks of holy water k?
09:45 <Ballig> Kendra: if you're buying anything you must PM it to me
09:55 <Ballig> or else you didn't do it
10:03 <Snake> thanks leis
10:16 <Ballig> okay
10:17 <Leis> "have we all got holy water?"
10:26 <Kendra> "Yeah, not like I would need it"
10:35 <Leis> "kibbles?"
10:36 <Ballig> you rest for the night
10:42 <Ballig> and in the morning begin to make your way to the keep
10:47 <Snake> "Keep in mind my eidolon will be doing most of the close-up fighting for me."
10:50 <Kibbles> "Yes?"
10:55 <Snake> "My handsss are largely free."
11:01 <Leis> "holy water - did you buy some?"
11:08 <Kibbles> "I did. "
11:11 <Kibbles> "Two flasks."
11:12 <Leis> "cool!"
11:20 <Ballig> the travel is arduous, the terrain is rocky and marred with the scars of millennia of wars, making it thirsty work but you encounter no resistance
11:33 <Ballig> the directions you have lead to a small gully, at the end of it is a cliff wall with a door set into it aproximately 15 feet off the ground
11:40 <Ballig> At the end of the gully, about fifteen feet above the ground 
11:40 <Ballig> on a cliff face, is an ancient, ironbound door. Its wood is dried 
11:40 <Ballig> and cracked. Directly in front of the door is a steep slope of 
11:40 <Ballig> rubble and dust-crusted debris that, as luck would have it, 
11:40 <Ballig> provides a path—albeit a rough and difficult one —right up 
11:40 <Ballig> to the door.
11:42 <Snake> is the bard our healer
11:59 <Snake> kibbles
12:26 <Snake> does the door have a doorknob
12:34 <Leis> we'll have to get up there first
12:43 <Ballig> 121.45.199.172
12:45 <Kibbles> "Hm?"
12:51 <Snake> are you our healer
13:06 <Ballig> give me colours, sizes, AC and HP
13:17 <Leis> blue ac16 hp10
13:18 <Kendra> orange 6 hp 17 ac
13:20 <Kendra> I cast mage armor
13:49 <Kibbles> "I could help with the healing. I'm really more of an instrumentalist though."
14:10 <Snake> white 10/10 AC17, eidolon is grey 11/11 AC15
14:23 <Snake> maybe I can tank
14:29 <Kibbles> lavender hp10/10 AC16 small
15:19 <Snake> give your CLW wands to Kendra
15:22 <Snake> er, to Kibbles
16:03 <Kendra> okay
16:06 <Ballig> everyone roll perception
16:09 <Kendra> I give cure light woudns ot kibbpes
16:09 <Brunius> @see
16:14 <Leis> @see
16:14 <diebot> Leis, perception: [1d20=12] 16
16:16 <Kendra> !throw 1d20+2 perception
16:17 <diebot> Kendra, perception: [1d20=15] 17
16:21 <Kendra> I realised there was a misteak earlier
16:30 <Brunius> misteak?
16:32 <Snake> !throw 1d20+6 perception
16:32 <diebot> Snake, perception: [1d20=13] 19
16:35 <Snake> no
16:36 <Snake> it's not loading
16:38 <Brunius> surely steak cannot be a misteak
16:48 <Snake> unless it's covered by blackness
16:52 <Brunius> Yeah true
16:53 <Kibbles> @perc
16:58 <Kibbles> @perception
16:59 <Brunius> Well carbonated is pretty bad
17:01 <Kibbles> hm
17:06 <Snake> !throw 1d20+4 eidolon's perception
17:06 <diebot> Snake, eidolon's perception: [1d20=17] 21
17:17 <Brunius> Oh god he rolled his summoner?
17:38 <Brunius> Don't forget to multiclass into druid yo
17:40 <Kendra> how do you save
17:40 <Leis> brunius: don't use the "s" word
17:41 <Kendra> btw
17:48 <Kibbles> !throw 1d20+1 perc
17:49 <diebot> Kibbles, perc: [1d20=14] 15
17:57 <Brunius> .!save perc: 1d20+1 Perception
18:02 <Brunius> without the .
18:12 <Snake> yep
18:58 <Ballig> Kendra: do you have the map?
19:05 <Kibbles> !save perc: 1d20+1
19:06 <diebot> Kibbles, 1d20+1 saved as @perc
19:19 <Kendra> see it now
21:13 <Ballig> "How long will it take you all to cure, I wonder? You seem so full of life, and I am oh so hungry."
21:26 <Kendra> "Oh you could TRY, you'd regret it"
21:30 * Kendra has a feral grin on her face
22:35 <Kendra> get ready disrupt undead
22:40 <Kendra> dont worry :P
22:46 <Leis> ready my shortbow
22:50 <Kibbles> "We taste awful. I've checked myself, trust me."
23:05 <Kendra> prepare disrupt undead touch spell
23:05 <Kendra> haha
23:08 <Kendra> ranged tocuh
23:09 * Kibbles pulls out a violin
23:14 <Snake> the eidolon moves to !B20
23:18 <Kendra> cant? :P
23:19 <Kendra> awww
23:20 <Kendra> lol
23:30 <Snake> "What's the cure?"
23:40 <Kendra> if you want to u can start throwing holy water?
23:40 <Kendra> ohh
23:41 <Kendra> cant
23:42 <Kendra> ahaha
23:44 <Kendra> nevermind
23:58 <Kendra> ahhaha
24:01 <Kendra> its called taunting the ghoul
24:38 <Ballig> roll initiative
24:47 <Leis> @init
24:47 <diebot> Leis, init: [1d20=16] 20
24:52 <Snake> !throw 1d20+3
24:53 <diebot> Snake, 1d20+3: [1d20=15] 18
24:59 <Kibbles> @init
25:06 <Kibbles> my macros didn't save
25:09 <Snake> !throw 1d20+3 eidolon's init
25:09 <diebot> Snake, eidolon's init: [1d20=20] 23
25:24 <Kendra> @init
25:24 <diebot> Kendra, init: [1d20=6] 9
25:25 <Kibbles> !save init: 1d20+3
25:25 <diebot> Kibbles, 1d20+3 saved as @init
25:28 <Kibbles> @init
25:28 <diebot> Kibbles, 1d20+3: [1d20=3] 6
25:41 <Kibbles> !save init: 1d20+2
25:42 <diebot> Kibbles, 1d20+2 saved as @init
26:44 <Ballig> the Eidolon acts first
27:08 <Snake> and moves to !b19
27:12 <Snake> double move
29:01 <Ballig> Leis is surprised
29:04 <Ballig> it's Snake's turn
29:27 <Snake> moving to !C20
30:36 <Kendra> thought its an outsider
30:36 <Kendra> hahaha
31:10 <Ballig> <?outsider
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32:08 <Ballig> the ghoul walks over and tries to bite Snake's eidolon
32:12 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+4 bite
32:13 <diebot> Ballig, bite: [1d20=5] 9
32:15 <Ballig> but misses
32:34 <Ballig> it's Kendra's turn
32:55 <Kendra> ranged touch attack
33:03 <Kendra> disrupt undead
33:06 <Ballig> she has total cover from you
33:29 <Kendra> move to one square north from snake
33:39 <Kendra> sorry
33:43 <Kendra> east from snake
33:45 <Kendra> then shoot fromthere
33:55 <Ballig> you can move to that location with 30 feet
34:01 <Kendra> back south one
34:03 <Kendra> sorry not that square
34:06 <Kendra> I wanted to be east of snake
34:09 <Kendra> direclty east
34:13 <Kendra> cover?
34:15 <Kendra> east..
34:16 <Kendra> east
34:27 <Ballig> you have -4 for shooting into melee
34:29 <Kendra> I know
34:39 <Kendra> !throw 1d20-1
34:39 <diebot> Kendra, 1d20-1: [1d20=20] 19
34:51 <Ballig> natural 20, roll it again
35:02 <Kendra> !throw 1d20-1
35:02 <diebot> Kendra, 1d20-1: [1d20=16] 15
35:05 <Kendra> k
35:11 <Kendra> so dmg?
35:13 <Ballig> regular hit
35:14 <Ballig> 1d6
35:19 <Kendra> !throw 1d6+1
35:19 <diebot> Kendra, 1d6+1: [1d6=2] 3
35:20 <Kendra> haha
35:31 <Ballig> Kibbles is surprised
35:34 <Ballig> it's the Eidolon's turn
36:07 <Snake> Ed (the eidolon) full attacks the ghoul
36:18 <Kibbles> I am?
36:28 <Snake> !throw 1d20+1 bite; 1d20-4 tail slap
36:29 <diebot> Snake, bite: [1d20=10] 11; tail slap: [1d20=7] 3
36:32 <Snake> :|
36:42 <Ballig> it misses
36:44 <Ballig> it's Leis's turn
37:26 <Leis> !throw 1d20+6 climb
37:26 <diebot> Leis, climb: [1d20=8] 14
38:29 <Snake> and you're shooting into melee
38:31 <Snake> -8
38:41 <Leis> !throw 1d20+4 ranged
38:42 <diebot> Leis, ranged: [1d20=3] 7
38:45 <Leis> end turn
38:46 <Ballig> you miss
38:48 <Ballig> it's Snake's turn
39:42 <Snake> move 1n1ne, shooting with acid splash
39:51 <Snake> !throw 1d20+4
39:52 <diebot> Snake, 1d20+4: [1d20=13] 17
40:03 <Ballig> you hit
40:06 <Snake> !throw 1d3
40:06 <diebot> Snake, 1d3: [1d3=3] 3
40:13 <Kendra> 6 dmg done so far
40:15 <Ballig> it's the ghoul's turn
40:23 <Ballig> it attacks the eidolon with a bite and two claws
40:31 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+4 bite; 2#1d20+4 claws
40:31 <diebot> Ballig, bite: [1d20=8] 12; claws: [1d20=17] 21, [1d20=10] 14
40:36 <Ballig> hitting once with claws
40:36 <Kendra> one claw hits I think
40:48 <Kendra> kibbles surprsied
41:01 <Ballig> !throw 1d4+2 damage
41:01 <diebot> Ballig, damage: [1d4=4] 6
41:08 <Snake> 5/11
41:18 <Kendra> nice dmg
41:20 <Kendra> lol
41:26 <Kendra> fortifitude Id say
43:29 <Snake> !throw 1d20+1 ed's fort save
43:30 <diebot> Snake, ed's fort save: [1d20=3] 4
43:35 <Ballig> Ed is paralysed
43:36 <Kendra> somethings ahppening
43:38 <Kendra> OH dear
43:46 <Ballig> !throw 1d4+1
43:47 <diebot> Ballig, 1d4+1: [1d4=1] 2
43:48 <Ballig> for 2 rounds
44:01 <Ballig> and she moves over to Snake
44:03 <Kendra> how can the ghoul move again?
44:05 <Ballig> 5 foot step, rather
44:07 <Kendra> she arleady attacked?
44:15 <Ballig> it's Kendra's turn
44:29 <Kendra> move north, burning hands
44:40 <Kendra> nw
44:52 <Kendra> do pyramind cone type
44:56 <Kendra> correct
45:03 <Kendra> 16
45:30 <Kendra> es
45:31 <Kendra> yes
45:33 <Kendra> I have + 5 cha
45:57 <Kendra> sooo what happens to ghoulie?
45:59 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+5 reflex
46:00 <diebot> Ballig, reflex: [1d20=6] 11
46:05 <Kendra> !throw 1d4+1
46:06 <diebot> Kendra, 1d4+1: [1d4=4] 5
46:10 <Kendra> 5 dmg to ghoulie
46:13 <Ballig> you outstretch your fingers and burn the ghoul
46:14 <Kendra> does it get on fire?
46:22 <Kendra> I dunno what burning hands does
46:25 <Kendra> it might get scorched..
46:36 <Ballig> the ghoul is very singed
46:48 <Kendra> no clue
46:51 <Kendra> first time playing with that stuf :D
47:04 <Ballig> it is Kibbles' turn
47:32 <Kendra> A cone of searing flame shoots from your fingertips.
47:32 <Kendra> Any creature in the area of the flames takes 1d4 points of fire damage per caster level (maximum 5d4).
47:33 <Kendra> Flammable materials burn if the flames touch them. A character can extinguish burning items as a full-round action.
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48:05 <Ballig> Kibbles begins playing a tune
48:52 * Kibbles pulls out a lute and begins to play in order to inspire courage
48:58 <Ballig> movement action remains
49:11 <Ballig> it is Ed's turn, he's paralysed
49:21 <Ballig> it is Leis' turn
51:06 <Leis> !throw 1d20+8 acrobatics 1E
51:23 <diebot> Leis, acrobatics 1E: [1d20=19] 27
51:23 <Ballig> Leis flips on top of the stone pillar
51:27 <Leis> !throw 1d20+4 shortbow @ M
51:40 <Leis> !throw 1d20+4 shortbow at M
51:41 <diebot> Leis, shortbow at M: [1d20=11] 15
51:58 <Ballig> the ghoul dodges your arrow
51:59 <Leis> end turn
52:02 <Ballig> the ghoul still dodges your arrow
52:02 <Ballig> :p
52:16 <Ballig> but with bardic performance AND higher ground, it hits
52:28 <Leis> !throw 1d6+1 damage
52:29 <diebot> Leis, damage: [1d6=3] 4
52:38 <Ballig> she has an arrow sticking out of her side
52:40 <Leis> end turn 
52:40 <Ballig> it is Snake's turn
52:54 <Kendra> wtf hes still so poerful
52:58 <Kendra> shes
54:23 <Ballig> roll acid splash
54:26 <Ballig> +1 for bardic performance
54:28 <Snake> @acid
54:29 <diebot> Snake, acid splash: [1d20=2] 6; damage: [1d3=1] 1
54:32 <Ballig> it misses
54:39 <Ballig> movement-equivalent action remains
54:46 <Ballig> the ghoul takes a 5 foot step east
54:52 <Ballig> and bites and claws at Kendra
55:00 <Kendra> hope she fking misses
55:01 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+4 bite; 2#1d20+4 claws
55:02 <diebot> Ballig, bite: [1d20=7] 11; claws: [1d20=12] 16, [1d20=8] 12
55:04 <Kendra> missssss
55:06 <Ballig> but misses!
55:07 * Kendra bounces
55:11 <Ballig> so lucky!
55:16 <Ballig> it is Kendra's turn
55:19 <Kendra> 5ft step south
55:21 <Kendra> ranged touch
55:29 <Kendra> !throw 1d20+3
55:29 <diebot> Kendra, 1d20+3: [1d20=18] 21
55:34 <Ballig> which spell
55:36 <Ballig> acid splash?
55:38 <Kendra> disrupt undead
55:43 <Ballig> ahh
55:44 <Ballig> roll damage
55:45 <Kendra> !throw 1d6+1
55:46 <diebot> Kendra, 1d6+1: [1d6=5] 6
55:52 <Kendra> bb? :D
55:57 <Kendra> are you telling me that fk is stlil living?
55:57 <Ballig> and she's destroyed!
56:03 <Kendra> get lost :P
56:07 <Kendra> I told you I have ways to deal with undead
56:07 <Snake> "Wake up, Ed."
56:24 <Ballig> Ed can move a few seconds later
56:38 <Leis> "do we need to camp out here?"
56:55 <Kendra> why do you think..
56:58 <Kendra> I brought it along
56:59 <Kendra> ahhahaha
57:16 <Kendra> dont ever come out unprepared
57:38 <Kendra> I have cure light wounds wnad
57:40 <Kendra> wnana use?
58:27 <Snake> 5/11 on Ed :|
58:39 <Snake> !throw 1d10+1
58:39 <diebot> Snake, 1d10+1: [1d10=10] 11
59:03 <Kendra> 4 keft
59:04 <Kendra> acutally
59:05 <Kendra> not 3
59:09 <Kendra> I have a LOT of level 1 spells..
59:15 <Kendra> 3 + 2 for cha modifider
59:16 <Kendra> hahah
59:21 <Kendra> okay
59:23 <Kendra> Ill put em now
59:37 <Snake> we climb up the slope
59:43 * Kibbles sings a jaunty tune
00:01 <Snake> the eidolon climbs up without issues
00:10 <Snake> and I climb up the hard way
00:11 <Ballig> the rest of you can take 10 or roll climb
00:15 <Leis> take ten and climb
00:21 <Ballig> what's your modifier
00:32 <Leis> +6
00:44 * Kibbles wants the eidolon to come back down and give me a ride up
00:44 <Snake> !throw 1d20-2 climb
00:44 <diebot> Snake, climb: [1d20=5] 3
00:50 <Leis> can i aid him?
01:05 <Leis> good call ballig
01:37 <Leis> !throw 1d20+5 traps
01:37 <diebot> Leis, traps: [1d20=5] 10
01:38 <Leis> hmmm
01:39 <Kibbles> @perc
01:39 <diebot> Kibbles, 1d20+1: [1d20=8] 9
01:40 <Ballig> all trapfinding is to be secret
02:03 <Leis> !throw 1d20+5 traps @ballig
03:44 <Kibbles> And what is the ambient temperature?
03:49 <Kibbles> in Kelvins
05:10 <Ballig> Attached to the north wall at this corridor junction is the relief 
05:11 <Ballig> carving of a giant face. The relief is that of a Qadiran man with 
05:11 <Ballig> a billowing beard. His eyes are closed, and his lips are parted, 
05:11 <Ballig> as if he were blowing out a flame. His lips frame a deep hole 
05:11 <Ballig> in the wall. The paint once adorning the relief is chipped and 
05:11 <Ballig> faded, but traces of its brilliant blues and pristine whites are 
05:11 <Ballig> still visible here and there. On the man's forehead is a single 
05:11 <Ballig> Kelish word, carved in a flowing script.
05:33 <Leis> "can anyone read that?"
05:43 * Kibbles examines it closely
05:50 <Snake> "Yes."
05:54 <Snake> "sss"
06:07 <Ballig> ssss
07:55 <Leis> "what's it say?"
07:58 <Snake> "Air."
08:10 <Kendra> ouch
08:12 <Kendra> fk reflex :P
08:35 <Kendra> its not the evil alligator that ate us up right?
08:48 <Ballig> it blows down row 17
08:51 <Ballig> through the door
08:54 <Ballig> Ed, Snake - reflex saves
09:06 <Snake> !throw 1d20+5 ed's reflex
09:06 <diebot> Snake, ed's reflex: [1d20=14] 19
09:18 <Snake> !throw 1d20+3 reflex
09:19 <diebot> Snake, reflex: [1d20=14] 17
09:29 <Ballig> Snake grabs onto the doorframe, and Ed grabs onto Snake with its tail
09:34 <Ballig> and are preventing from being blown down the hill
09:35 <Kendra> hahahah
09:40 <Kendra> thats so funny
09:46 <Kendra> ed grabs snake with tail
09:58 <Snake> "Oookay, voice activated."
10:06 <Leis> "i think there will be more of these..."
10:16 <Snake> "Let'sss move."
10:43 <Leis> "shall we go east?"
10:56 <Leis> "shall we go west?"
11:30 <Kendra> any way will do
11:42 <Leis> !rng west north
11:42 <diebot> Leis, west
11:44 <Snake> we go west
12:06 <Kendra> k let me be behind snake
12:10 <Leis> me last
13:06 <Ballig> This large room is dank, and a strange draft flows through it 
13:06 <Ballig> carrying with it a foul odor. Rubble is strewn here and there. 
13:06 <Ballig> A strange, slimy slick glistens down the western wall. Near the 
13:06 <Ballig> slick is a wooden door. The only sound in this room is a faint 
13:06 <Ballig> drip echoing from deeper in the dungeon. 
16:02 <Leis> western = southern
16:02 <Leis> look for danger
16:02 <Leis> @see
16:02 <diebot> Leis, perception: [1d20=12] 16
16:02 <Kendra> @see
16:02 <diebot> Kendra, perception: [1d20=19] 22
16:02 <Kibbles> @perc
16:02 <Snake> @see
16:02 <diebot> Kibbles, 1d20+1: [1d20=9] 10
16:02 * Kibbles says hello to the eidolon
16:02 <Snake> !throw 1d20+4 ed's perception
16:02 <diebot> Snake, ed's perception: [1d20=15] 19
16:02 <Snake> !throw 1d20+6 perception
16:02 <diebot> Snake, perception: [1d20=13] 19
16:02 * Kendra pets eidolon
16:02 <Ballig> you don't see anything interesting
16:02 <Leis> "i can take a closer look at that door perhaps?"
16:02 <Kendra> move into the room?
16:02 <Kendra> check the south west door?
16:02 <Snake> south
16:08 <Snake> "This looks like a good place to camp."
16:10 <Kendra> wow this place bobby trapped?
16:11 <Ballig> the slick on the wall turns out to be an ooze
16:15 <Kendra> OH fk
16:15 <Ballig> it coalesces and attacks
16:18 <Ballig> roll initiative
16:19 <Kendra> wth isan ozze
16:20 <Kendra> @init
16:21 <diebot> Kendra, init: [1d20=10] 13
16:26 <Leis> @init
16:26 <diebot> Leis, init: [1d20=19] 23
16:26 <Snake> @init
16:26 <Kibbles> @init
16:27 <diebot> Kibbles, 1d20+2: [1d20=10] 12
16:46 <Snake> !throw 1d20+3 init 
16:47 <diebot> Snake, init: [1d20=6] 9
16:48 <Kendra> fk dungeoneering
16:48 <Snake> !throw 1d20+3 init  e'ds
16:49 <diebot> Snake, init  e'ds: [1d20=9] 12
16:49 <Kendra> hehe
16:58 <Kendra> torch too
17:33 <Kendra> oozes are interesting
17:54 <Ballig> in the surprise round it tries to slam the eidolon
17:57 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+3 slam
17:57 <diebot> Ballig, slam: [1d20=3] 6
18:00 <Kendra> miss
18:07 <Ballig> but it misses
18:10 <Ballig> it's Leis's turn
18:15 <Leis> ok
18:17 * Kendra considers the ooze
18:19 <Leis> 1nw
18:23 * Kendra wonders what to do with the ooze
18:26 <Leis> 2w
18:26 <Kendra> we're not supposed to know
18:32 <Kibbles> drink it?
18:32 <Kendra> what are u supposed to do with an ooze
19:01 <Leis> 2w?
19:24 <Kibbles> !throw 1d20+3 @ballig bardic knowledge
19:46 <Kibbles> !throw 1d20+3 bardic knowledge @ballig
20:48 <Kibbles> "Oh! its a giant amoeba! If it attacks, it'll try to constrict you! And its acidic!"
20:56 <Leis> 2sw
21:31 <Kendra> "Right, how do you kill it?"
21:33 <Leis> !throw 1d20+4 shortsword
21:34 <diebot> Leis, shortsword: [1d20=9] 13
21:40 <Leis> end turn
21:47 <Kibbles> "With a weapon of some sort!"
21:51 <Kendra> I think there is.
22:01 <Ballig> you hit
22:16 <Leis> !throw 1d6+2 damage
22:16 <diebot> Leis, damage: [1d6=1] 3
22:19 <Leis> end turn
22:30 <Ballig> it is Kendra's turn
23:03 <Kendra> move north 2 places shoot with crossbow
23:12 <Kendra> -4 for firing into melee right?
23:13 <Ballig> -4 for shooting into melee
23:15 <Kendra> any other penalties?
23:15 <Ballig> yes
23:18 <Ballig> no other penalties
23:19 <Kendra> !throw 1d20-1
23:20 <diebot> Kendra, 1d20-1: [1d20=12] 11
23:22 <Kendra> 11
23:25 <Kendra> hit/miss?
23:30 <Ballig> you hit
23:35 <Kendra> my..
23:40 <Kendra> !throw 1d8
23:41 <diebot> Kendra, 1d8: [1d8=8] 8
23:43 <Kendra> 8dmg
24:07 <Ballig> it's Ed's turn
24:28 <Kendra> how does the ooze look like
24:31 <Kendra> after taking the 8 dmg?
24:47 <Ballig> make a knowledge (dungeoneering) check
24:49 <Ballig> if you have the skill
24:54 <Kendra> dont have
24:56 <Kendra> firgures
24:56 <Kibbles> !throw 1d20+3 bardic knowledge @ballig
24:57 <Kendra> LD
25:00 <Ballig> then you think it looks like an ooze
25:07 <Kendra> kendra is NOT any kind of utlity whore
25:08 <Ballig> Kibbles think it looks like an ooze
25:19 <Kibbles> a very delicious ooze.
26:20 <Kendra> I think theres something about this ooze..
26:29 <Kendra> but I dont have range for some fun pyrotechnics
26:37 <Kendra> unless I risk it and eat the casting
26:44 <Snake> !throw 1d20+1; 1d20-4
26:44 <diebot> Snake, 1d20+1: [1d20=16] 17; 1d20-4: [1d20=1] -3
26:55 <Ballig> you hit it once
26:57 <Snake> !throw 1d6
26:58 <diebot> Snake, 1d6: [1d6=4] 4
27:06 <Ballig> !throw 1d3
27:06 <diebot> Ballig, 1d3: [1d3=1] 1
27:08 <Ballig> ed takes 1 acid damage
27:11 <Kendra> oooh
27:14 <Kendra> acid dmg
27:23 <Ballig> and the ooze is destroyed
27:24 <Kendra> nevermind
27:27 <Kendra> yes
27:31 <Kendra> I think theres something about it..
27:49 * Kibbles is about to order a pizza and tethers with android and so might disconnect in a minute
27:53 <Kendra> haha
27:53 <Kendra> k
27:55 <Snake> 10/11
28:12 <Leis> any dead adventurers or anything in here?
28:52 <Leis> "wait i'll search the door for traps"
29:20 <Ballig> the door breaks when you open it
29:51 <Ballig> This cramped chamber stinks of something worse than rotten 
29:52 <Ballig> eggs. A black mildew covers the walls and the three doors 
29:52 <Ballig> that lie beyond the entrance. Each has a small metal slot at its 
29:52 <Ballig> bottom, but the latched covers long ago rusted away
30:14 <Mekkis> test.
30:16 <Mekkis> check test
30:24 <Ballig> check test
30:29 <Leis> "burn it someone"
30:37 <Kendra> kibbles
30:42 <Kendra> he said he might dc
30:43 <Leis> "chuck one of those alchemic-thingies at it"
30:45 <Kendra> becuase of the pizza
30:59 <Snake> !throw 1d20+4 storyteller knowledge re mildew
31:00 <diebot> Snake, storyteller knowledge re mildew: [1d20=17] 21
31:37 <Snake> "Hold your breath in this room."
31:48 <Snake> "Okay bosss." says Ed
31:49 <Leis> "balls to that - get some fire in there"
31:55 <Kendra> "Should we even enter the room?"
32:05 <Snake> Ed and I enter the room, holding our breath
32:13 <Kendra> can we hold our breaths, and set the mildew on fire?
32:19 <Kendra> Ill stay out of the room
32:20 <Leis> i'm not entering
32:51 <Ballig> there are three doors
33:09 <Kendra> Ill go in with them
33:11 <Kendra> hold breath
33:17 <Kendra> 12 cons
33:20 <Kendra> so how many rounds do I have?
33:26 <Kendra> 24?
34:00 <Kibbles> I'll go in too
34:23 <Kibbles> or won't
34:38 <Ballig> the doors are locked
34:41 <Ballig> (it's a prison)
34:48 <Snake> we walk outside
34:53 <Snake> "There's 3 locked doors in there."
34:59 <Snake> "Looks like a prissson."
35:02 <Leis> "look i'm not going in there until someone chucks some fire in there"
35:10 <Snake> "We could burn whatever's in there!"
35:14 <Leis> "torch it"
35:18 <Snake> "Just hold your breath and you'll be fine."
35:31 <Leis> "nope"
35:42 <Leis> "who has alchemic fire?"
35:49 <Kendra> "Can we use a torch?:
35:59 <Snake> "This is a bad idea."
36:03 <Leis> "there will be fucking ghouls in those cells - nothing else"
36:04 <Kendra> "Then we leave it alone"
36:29 <Snake> "There could be loot"
36:33 <Snake> "Like, say, a katana?"
36:46 <Snake> "Or some trade agreements?"
36:49 <Leis> "who locks a prisoner up with loot?"
36:58 <Leis> "or an exquisite jade katana?"
37:05 <Kibbles> "A very self-content overlord."
37:05 <Snake> "We can't know what's in there until we check."
37:19 <Leis> "chuck some fire in there and i'll think about it"
37:28 <Kendra> "Well having to hold our breath in there is a serious problem"
37:35 <Kendra> "Can we use our torches to burn the mildew?"
37:41 <Snake> "Burn it, I guess."
37:43 <Kendra> "I dont have alchemist fire"
37:47 <Leis> "who has that alchemic fire?"
37:51 <Kendra> "Use torch then?"
37:58 <Snake> "Yesss"
38:01 <Kendra> "Its 25 gp per piece, not that I brought any"
38:08 <Kendra> "Okay - go get the fire going"
38:16 <Leis> "ok - then use the torches"
38:36 <Kibbles> "Make the eidolon tear it down"
39:08 <Leis> "if i go in there holding my breath - i'll pick a lock and a ghoul will eat my face"
39:14 <Leis> "so no way"
39:54 <Kendra> get the eidolon to do it
39:59 <Snake> I walk in the room, clearly not holding my breath 
40:01 <Kendra> "Im not lighting hte torch, get your eidolon to do it?"
40:07 <Ballig> Snake: you are sickened
40:11 <Ballig> <?sickened
40:12 <diebot> The character takes a 2 penalty on all attack rolls, weapon damage rolls, saving throws, skill checks, and ability checks.
40:17 <Kendra> ah cool
40:22 <Leis> "time to camp methinks"
40:23 <Snake> "See? Not that bad."
40:30 <Kendra> "Im not going in"
40:44 <Kendra> "Not till you light that fire"
41:00 <Kendra> Im not using burning hands for this
41:01 <Snake> I walk out
41:04 <Kendra> there are better ways to deal with it
41:11 <Kendra> he didnt light the torch?
41:16 <Kendra> and burn the mildew?
41:17 <Kendra> argggghh.....
41:25 <Ballig> Snake: you are no longer sickened
41:28 <Kendra> Fk it Ill do it...
41:31 <Snake> "And I feel fine now."
41:36 <Kendra> I take a torch and burn the mildew in the room
41:40 <Kendra> hodling my breath
41:42 <Kendra> while doing it
41:47 <Kendra> "wimps"
41:54 <Ballig> you burn part of the wall
42:00 <Ballig> the mildew is still there
42:04 * Kibbles sings a door-bashing song
42:08 <Kendra> "Forget it"
42:10 <Kendra> "North
42:11 <Kendra> "
42:21 <Leis> "ignore it for now"
42:32 <Kendra> the mildew
42:36 <Kendra> ressitant to burning right?
42:37 <Kendra> hehe
42:42 <Kendra> since we took a torch to it and nothing ahppend
43:13 <Kendra> north then?
43:23 <Kendra> Im fresh. ready to rock and roll
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45:32 <Kendra> the summooner
45:36 <Leis> 16
45:37 <Kendra> can heal the ediolon
45:40 <Kendra> sacrificing his hp
45:44 <Ballig> okay, there are bones just inside the passage
45:51 <Kendra> and snake can be healed
45:52 <Kendra> correct?
45:59 <Kendra> oh
46:09 <Kendra> cannot be healed
46:15 <Kendra> using CLW?
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46:30 <Kendra> k
46:38 <Kendra> searc the room :D
46:45 <Snake> investigate frescos
46:48 <Kendra> k
46:50 <Leis> @see
46:51 <diebot> Leis, perception: [1d20=20] 24
47:28 <Ballig> the frescos depict Qadiran men engaging in battle
47:41 <Kendra> k
47:51 <Leis> "ok let's take the sw corridor"
48:00 <Kendra> becareful about those bones..
48:04 <Kendra> if they animate we get trouble
48:18 <Snake> "This place looks huge."
48:23 <Leis> "yeah"
48:24 <Ballig> Snake checks the bones
48:28 <Ballig> and a skeleton, hiding beneath them, rises
48:32 <Kendra> told you :P
48:41 <Leis> @init
48:41 <diebot> Leis, init: [1d20=15] 19
48:45 <Kendra> @init
48:45 <diebot> Kendra, init: [1d20=3] 6
48:46 <Kibbles> @init
48:46 <diebot> Kibbles, 1d20+2: [1d20=3] 5
48:54 <Ballig> everyone is rolling initiative
48:56 <Kendra> thankfully I have. a whole bunch of get rid of the dead stuff with me
48:57 <Snake> @init
48:58 <diebot> Snake, snake's init: [1d20=6] 9
48:58 <Snake> @einit
48:59 <diebot> Snake, ed's init: [1d20=12] 15
49:42 <Kendra> screw flank, nuke the crap out of them
50:08 <Kendra> but seriously, positioning is nice, but do we need it vs one bag of ol bones?
50:08 <Ballig> it claws at Snake
50:23 <Ballig> !throw 2#1d20+2 claws
50:23 <diebot> Ballig, claws: [1d20=5] 7, [1d20=10] 12
50:25 <Kendra> thre werew 4
50:26 <Kendra> of them
50:27 <Ballig> but misses him
50:30 <Ballig> it's Leis's turn
50:39 <Kendra> well this time theres 5 of us and one of them
50:40 <Kendra> anwyay
50:58 <Kendra> clear the area and Ill shooot
50:59 <Leis> 15ft w
51:03 <Leis> or 3w
51:15 <Leis> shortbow on skellington
51:18 <Kendra> you can 5 ft
51:21 <Ballig> roll to hit
51:23 <Leis> !throw 1d20+4 shortbow
51:24 <diebot> Leis, shortbow: [1d20=15] 19
51:25 <Kendra> then use the acid on it
51:27 <Kendra> thats a good one
51:33 <Kendra> Im not too sure how well it works though
51:38 <Ballig> you miss
51:41 <Kendra> wow
51:41 <Leis> end turn
51:42 <Kendra> impressive
51:54 <Ballig> the skeleton claws at Snake
52:06 <Ballig> !throw 2#1d20+2
52:06 <diebot> Ballig, 2#1d20+2: [1d20=14] 16, [1d20=4] 6
52:11 <Ballig> missing him
52:15 <Ballig> it's Ed's turn
52:41 <Snake> Ed 5ft's south and full attacks
53:00 <Snake> !throw 1d20+1 bite; 1d20-4 tail slap
53:01 <diebot> Snake, bite: [1d20=6] 7; tail slap: [1d20=18] 14
53:03 <Kendra> feel free
53:05 <Kendra> both miss I bet
53:07 <Ballig> your tail slap hits
53:10 <Kendra> wow
53:14 <Kendra> lol
53:17 <Kendra> but 15 missed?
53:23 <Ballig> Kendra: don't metagame, but yes
53:24 <Kendra> so how would..14? :P
53:26 <Ballig> there was cover
53:29 <Kendra> Oh
53:30 <Kendra> I see
53:34 <Kendra> I have prolbmes about cover too
53:36 <Snake> !throw 1d6
53:37 <diebot> Snake, 1d6: [1d6=2] 2
53:51 <Kendra> if you slap someone iwht a tal
53:52 <Kendra> its blunt
53:53 <Kendra> duhs
53:59 <Kendra> well tails..are..blunt?
54:02 <Kendra> at least my lemur tail is...
54:04 <Kendra> haha
54:20 <Kendra> either blunt or piercing though the term slaps, says by the blunt side
54:27 <Ballig> you smack some sense into the skeleton
54:29 <Ballig> it's Snake's turn
54:31 <Kendra> cool beans
54:36 <Kendra> clear the area guys? :D
54:39 <Kendra> FIRE IN THE HOLE!
55:04 <Snake> Snake withdraws to 2ne 1n
55:14 <Ballig> it's Kendra's turn
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55:51 <Kendra> H10 burning hands south west
56:26 <Ballig> it's not H10
56:27 <Kendra> I dont think itll hit
56:36 <Ballig> do you mean H20
56:37 <Kendra> ya H 20
56:41 <Kendra> I cant see the numbers too well
56:58 <Kendra> cone south west pyramind
57:01 <Kendra> Im pretty sure it wont hit?
57:07 <Kendra> exactly
57:10 <Kendra> so blast away
57:20 <Kendra> dc 16
57:23 <Kendra> have a nice save skeleton!
57:32 <Kendra> !throw 1d4+1
57:33 <diebot> Kendra, 1d4+1: [1d4=4] 5
57:38 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+2 reflex
57:39 <diebot> Ballig, reflex: [1d20=7] 9
57:40 <Kendra> if he doesnt save he eats taht
57:41 <Kendra> miss
57:42 <Ballig> the skeleton burns to cinders
57:45 <Kendra> what?
57:46 <Kendra> SOFAST?
57:49 * Kendra facepalms
57:50 <Ballig> SOFAST
57:53 <Ballig> it had 4hp
57:59 <Leis> "excellent"
58:03 <Kendra> oh what a freaking waste :P
58:06 <Kendra> if I knew it was that wimpy...
58:07 <Kendra> hahah
58:24 <Ballig> Kendra: PM me every time you use a spell
58:27 <Kendra> np
58:27 <Ballig> so it's easier to keep track of
58:30 <Kendra> kk
58:56 <Leis> "sw corridor"
59:18 <Kendra> search the bones?
59:42 <Ballig> are you asking or are you doing
59:46 <Kendra> we doing :D
59:47 <Snake> searching
59:52 <Kendra> not another skeleton? :P
00:12 <Ballig> you find 100 gold in mixed coin, a golden crown, a masterwork shortsword and a wax-sealed tin scroll tube with a scroll of comprehend languages
00:20 <Kendra> naise
00:27 <Kendra> who taking the short sword?
00:29 <Snake> "You take the ssscroll."
00:32 <Kendra> me?
00:36 <Kendra> or who wants to take it?
00:39 <Leis> "i like shortswords"
00:45 <Kendra> srcorll Imean
01:04 <Kendra> Ill take the scroll
01:06 <Kendra> I dont have any
01:08 <Leis> "what weapon do you use kibbles?"
01:13 <Snake> I take the crown, donning it
01:15 <Leis> "what melee weapon do you use kibbles?"
01:26 <Ballig> go ahead
01:26 <Kibbles> "I use a rapier"
01:27 * Leis takes the shortsword
01:38 * Leis wields the shortsword
01:38 <Snake> "Is this magic?"
01:43 * Snake looks at Kendra
01:49 <Kendra> I have
01:51 <Kendra> detect magic
01:53 <Kendra> Use detect magic
01:55 <Kendra> its a cantrip
01:56 <Kendra> anyway
02:08 <Kendra> nothing
02:10 <Kendra> "Zlich"
02:15 <Snake> I don the crown
02:17 <Kendra> "Zilch"
02:19 <Ballig> Snake: make a will save
02:28 <Kendra> itchiy fingers geezus...
02:29 <Snake> !throw 1d20+2 will
02:29 <diebot> Snake, will: [1d20=9] 11
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02:39 <Ballig> the spirit of a long-dead lich king possesses you
02:42 <Kendra> oh god
02:44 <Ballig> okay not really, you don the crown and look fantastically regal
02:46 <Kendra> hahah
02:53 <Kendra> was ready to start urm...nuking
02:57 <Snake> I pretend to scare the party as a long-dead lich
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03:04 * Kendra runs
03:09 <Snake> "Ha ha, jussst kidding."
03:17 * Kendra slaps snake silly
03:39 <Kendra> rest here?
04:08 <Snake> "We should be ok"
04:15 <Kendra> I get 2 spells but I still have 3 left
04:17 <Kendra> good to go
04:49 <Ballig> This crossroads of stairs has one dominant feature: a crumbled 
04:49 <Ballig> statue in the southeast corner, once the image of a proud 
04:49 <Ballig> warrior chiseled roughly in granite. The statue’s helmeted head 
04:49 <Ballig> now rests on the floor, its lifeless stone eyes gazing toward 
04:49 <Ballig> the south. On the helmet, a single Kelish word is carved in the 
04:50 <Ballig> stone. The wide stairway to the north leads to a passage that 
04:50 <Ballig> ends in a cave-in ten feet past the foot of the stairs.
04:56 <Kendra> so its north?
05:06 <Snake> search the statue
05:10 <Kendra> cast detect magic on the area
05:12 <Kendra> anything?
05:20 * Leis moves away from where the statue is facing
08:00 <Kendra> "Magic on statue"
08:01 <Leis> "read it, but don't stand in front of it"
08:01 <Kendra> "strong conjuration - suggest you keep your fingers out"
08:01 <Kendra> "Dont do the lich king thingie"
08:01 <Snake> "There's a word on it, but I don't want to say it."
08:01 <Snake> me and Ed step out of the way
08:01 <Kendra> "Oh how aobut writing it?"
08:01 <Snake> "Step back."
08:01 <Kibbles> "Sing it!"
08:01 <Leis> "you can say it, but as long as we're all out of the way"
08:01 <Kendra> "I have charcoal and paper"
08:01 <Kendra> go into the other room
08:01 <Kendra> and say it
08:01 <Leis> i'll move back to the pile of bones
08:01 * Kibbles moves to L20
08:01 <Kendra> I19
08:01 <Ballig> !dist 30 15
08:01 <diebot> Ballig, Length of hypotenuse: 33.541020
08:01 <Kendra> anyway
08:01 <Snake> "It says E-A-R-T-H"
08:01 <Kendra> "Write it on my paper here"
08:01 <Kendra> ah k
08:01 <Ballig> okay
08:01 <Kendra> hahaha
08:01 <Snake> "Should we trigger it?"
08:01 <Leis> "ok shout it!"
08:01 <Snake> "Ssssomeone else can. 
08:01 * Kibbles screams out "EARTH"
08:01 <Kendra> "Id say no, considering you nearly went flying"
08:01 <Kendra> Oh fk..
08:08 <Ballig> okay
08:10 <Ballig> Kibbles screams earth
08:10 <Kendra> :d
08:18 <Kendra> no sounds..?
08:20 <Leis> "in chelish?"
08:23 <Snake> "I guessss we have to be clossser."
08:40 <Snake> I check the roof for cave-in potential
08:44 * Kibbles moves to H16 and screams EARTH again
08:46 <Ballig> make a dungoneering check
08:58 <Snake> !throw 1d20+4 storytelling dungeoneering
08:59 <diebot> Snake, storytelling dungeoneering: [1d20=15] 19
09:11 <Ballig> as Kibbles says the word, an earth elemental appears
09:12 <Kibbles> !save bard: 1d20+3 Bardic Knowledge
09:12 <diebot> Kibbles, 1d20+3 Bardic Knowledge saved as @bard
09:15 <Kendra> oh fk
09:24 <Kendra> "Who's great idea was it"
09:29 <Kibbles> "Yours!"
09:38 <Kendra> "Im not standing anywhere close to that thing"
09:43 <Ballig> okay
09:48 <Ballig> it speaks in Terran
10:01 <Kendra> with me
10:06 <Kendra> I have comprenend languages
10:19 <Kendra> who wants ot take the scroll?
10:44 <Kendra> I dont want ot be anywhere near that THING
10:51 <Kendra> I have a scroll
10:56 <Kendra> I dont have comprehend languages
10:59 <Kendra> take it
11:00 <Snake> I nab the scroll off Kendra
11:07 <Kendra> cast it and have a good yak
11:16 <Ballig> okay
11:16 <Leis> too much spinach on that pizza?
11:26 <Kibbles> Not nearly enough
11:30 <Kendra> you could probably talk the crap out of the elemental. I wouldnt recommend us fighting it because its going to get ugly
11:47 * Kibbles starts singing an ode to the earth elemental
12:05 <Snake> I cast comprehend languages
12:39 <Snake> I gesture towards my ear
12:49 <Snake> and point from my mouth to the elemental
13:02 <Ballig> it says something in Terran
13:06 <Kendra> what is it?
13:07 <Leis> and it rips your arms off
13:20 <Kendra> haha
13:20 <Snake> "It says I am here to serve."
13:25 <Snake> "Maybe it's with us?"
13:35 <Kendra> yeah but non of us know terran
13:56 <Snake> "Stay here, Ed."
14:09 <Snake> I move over with Kibbles and the elemental
14:12 * Kibbles Mr. Earthie, I command you to speak Common.
14:23 <Ballig> it says something in Terran
14:40 <Leis> "kibbles - take it over to the rockfall up the steps to the west"
14:41 <Snake> "You're pissing him off."
14:46 <Kendra> oh oh 
15:00 * Kibbles takes him over to the cave-in and motions to start clearing the way
15:07 * Kibbles in a glorious display of mimery
15:10 <Snake> Bad Idea
15:15 <Ballig> it speaks in Terran
15:49 <Kendra> use snake as translator
16:03 * Kibbles looks at Snake for a translation
16:04 <Leis> "snake? what did he say?"
16:09 <Snake> "We have 10 minutes to do what we're going to do."
16:36 <Snake> "He says can't clear the cave-in."
16:40 <Snake> "Can you understand us?"
16:43 <Kendra> tell him to open the door
16:53 <Kendra> "Tell him to open the door in the north"
17:00 <Kendra> "And clear the room"
17:03 <Kendra> "For us"
17:08 <Kendra> "Earth elementals make great tanks"
17:11 <Leis> "fair enough"
17:24 <Kibbles> "Anyone have a torch  he can hold?"
17:25 <Leis> "send him through that north door - literally"
18:01 <Leis> "just send him north! quick!"
18:10 <Kendra> "Get him to clear the area!"
18:26 <Kibbles> "Mr. Earthie, open the door to the north and go through. Defend yourself if attacked
18:26 <Kibbles> "
19:33 <Ballig> !throw 1d6
19:34 <diebot> Ballig, 1d6: [1d6=1] 1
19:52 <Ballig> the door is stuck
19:58 <Kibbles> "Try harder!"
20:00 <Leis> "tell him to smash it"
20:18 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+3
20:19 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+3: [1d20=9] 12
20:21 <Kibbles> "Smash the door!"
20:24 <Ballig> it doesn't budge
20:26 <Leis> "again!"
20:31 <Kibbles> "Keep smashing!"
20:40 <Kibbles> "Smashy smashy!"
20:45 <Leis> and i'll brb
21:08 <Kendra> Id say do what we need to od first
21:22 <Kendra> we probalby will need his help on bossfights
22:16 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+3
22:17 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+3: [1d20=2] 5
22:18 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+3
22:18 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+3: [1d20=2] 5
22:19 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+3
22:19 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+3: [1d20=16] 19
22:26 <Ballig> he bashes on the door until it pushes open
22:31 * Kibbles cheers
22:43 <Kibbles> "Now go in!"
23:13 <Ballig> This room has a wide corridor exiting it toward the north, 
23:13 <Ballig> and a door to the south. Barrels and boxes of supplies fill the 
23:13 <Ballig> cramped chamber.
23:36 <Kendra> how long will it take to check boxes
24:01 <Ballig> if you roll, probably 10 minutes
24:39 <Snake> you have trapfinding??
24:40 * Kibbles checks door for traps
24:54 <Kendra> the door is trapped?
24:55 <Snake> get Leis to check it
25:00 <Leis> i can do disable them no worries
25:04 <Snake> you can see some traps without trapfinding
25:14 <Leis> !throw 1d20+9 disable device
25:14 * Kibbles decides that bards aren't very good at trapfinding and steps aside for Leis
25:15 <diebot> Leis, disable device: [1d20=11] 20
25:24 <Snake> I don't think you've actually seen a trap
25:49 <Leis> !throw 1d20+5 look for traps @ballig
26:02 <Ballig> you find no traps
26:07 <Leis> end turn!
26:14 <Snake> what's in this room?
26:19 * Kibbles tries to open the door
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27:06 <Ballig> !throw 1d6
27:07 <diebot> Ballig, 1d6: [1d6=2] 2
27:08 <Ballig> it's stuck
27:08 <Snake> what's in this room?
27:22 <Snake> I check the barrels and crates
27:24 * Kibbles steps to F6
27:28 <Snake> @see
27:28 <diebot> Snake, snake's perception: [1d20=15] 21
27:29 <Snake> @esee
27:30 <diebot> Snake, snake's perception: [1d20=2] 6
27:32 <Kendra> @see
27:32 <diebot> Kendra, perception: [1d20=4] 7
27:36 <Kibbles> @perc
27:36 <diebot> Kibbles, 1d20+1: [1d20=17] 18
27:50 <Snake> yeah the latter is ed's
28:06 <Ballig> Snake: you find four vials with labels that read "Gurk's Fire Juice"
28:13 <Kibbles> "Mr. Earthie, Smash the door down!"
28:49 <Ballig> you can check out the vials
28:58 <Snake> I uh
28:59 <Ballig> with a knowledge check
29:06 <Snake> test it with craft alchemy ?
29:11 <Ballig> ok
29:12 <Snake> knowledge first I guess
29:27 <Snake> !throw 1d20+4 storyteller knowledge
29:27 <diebot> Snake, storyteller knowledge: [1d20=12] 16
29:41 <Snake> untrained knowledge checks with a +3 bonus
29:54 <Snake> yeah pretty sweet 
30:06 <Leis> so he's heard a tale/song featuring gurk's fire juice i suppose?
30:14 <Snake> sec, looking
30:41 <Snake> it's a lantern lodge trait
30:46 <Snake> in the PFS guide
31:17 <Snake> oh, once per scenario
31:18 <Ballig> it's once per scenario
31:21 <Ballig> you've used it already
31:23 <Ballig> like three times :p
31:36 <Snake> yeah
31:37 <Snake> ok
31:41 <Leis> oh well
31:41 <Ballig> you can make alchemy check
31:41 <Snake> taste testing then
31:49 <Snake> can I use that roll 
31:51 <Ballig> no
31:57 <Snake> !throw 1d20+5 craft alchemy
31:58 <diebot> Snake, craft alchemy: [1d20=6] 11
32:03 <Ballig> it smells like alchemist's fire to you
32:14 <Snake> I take all of it
32:26 <Ballig> and the earth elemental begins trying to bash the door down
32:28 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+3
32:28 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+3: [1d20=17] 20
32:43 <Snake> do you want to wrap up
32:45 <Kendra> hi sorry
32:59 <Kendra> got called off to do some other errand
33:09 <Ballig> This large room was once two, but the wall between them has 
33:09 <Ballig> been partially torn down, and the broken door now serves as 
33:09 <Ballig> a makeshift altar. The candles and strange statues 
33:10 <Ballig> that decorate it all face the dark alcove 
33:10 <Ballig> beyond the broken wall. 
33:23 * Kibbles sends the earth elemental through the doorway
33:51 <Leis> "hey snake - gimme two of those vials and we're even?"
34:18 <Snake> I give Leis two vials
34:25 <Leis> (if you said what they were?)
34:28 <Snake> I didn't really, but it's all good
34:42 <Leis> ok, so i just chuck em at things?
34:46 <Leis> "ok, so i just chuck em at things?"
34:53 * Snake nods
34:58 <Leis> "done"
36:51 * Kibbles stares at the earth elemental
37:15 <Snake> we move in
37:20 <Snake> Kibbles takes the rear
37:30 <Snake> shit
37:31 <Ballig> roll initiative
37:33 <Kendra> wow send the elementals
37:33 <Snake> @init
37:34 <Kibbles> "Kibbles, Kill!"
37:34 <diebot> Snake, snake's init: [1d20=13] 16
37:35 <Snake> @einit
37:35 <diebot> Snake, ed's init: [1d20=13] 16
37:37 <Kibbles> @init
37:37 <Kendra> @init
37:38 <diebot> Kibbles, 1d20+2: [1d20=11] 13
37:38 <diebot> Kendra, init: [1d20=9] 12
37:39 <Leis> @init
37:39 <diebot> Leis, init: [1d20=17] 21
37:53 <Kibbles> er
37:57 <Kibbles> "Mr. Earthie, Kill!
38:00 <Snake> @init
38:00 <diebot> Snake, snake's init: [1d20=19] 22
38:01 <Snake> @einit
38:02 <diebot> Snake, ed's init: [1d20=2] 5
38:05 <Snake> I go before ed
38:25 <Kendra> use him as tank
38:25 <Snake> tank him
38:27 <Kendra> we dont have that much time left
38:38 <Snake> it's probably like 10 minutes
38:48 <Snake> just a guess
39:04 <Snake> two 16's
40:21 <Ballig> kobold#3 takes a 5 foot step and attacks Ed
40:34 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+1 spear
40:34 <diebot> Ballig, spear: [1d20=14] 15
40:38 <Ballig> Ed's flat-footed AC?
40:42 <Snake> less than that
40:59 <Ballig> !throw 1d6-1
41:00 <diebot> Ballig, 1d6-1: [1d6=5] 4
41:01 <Ballig> dealing 4 damage
41:07 <Snake> 6/11
41:20 <Ballig> it's Snake's turn
41:43 <Snake> I cast daze
41:49 <Ballig> on?
41:51 <Snake> on #1
42:21 <Ballig> what's the DC?
42:35 <Ballig> !throw 1d20-1 will save
42:35 <diebot> Ballig, will save: [1d20=15] 14
42:38 <Snake> 12 I think
42:47 <Ballig> okay, the kobold isn't dazed
42:49 <Ballig> movement remains
43:02 <Snake> end turn
43:09 <Ballig> ed's turn
43:20 <Snake> he bites and slaps
43:24 <Snake> @efull
43:28 <Ballig> what a girl
43:38 <Snake> !throw 1d20+1 bite; 1d20-4 tail slap; 1d6 bite dmg; 1d6 tail slap dmg; 1d20+1 grab
43:39 <diebot> Snake, bite: [1d20=17] 18; tail slap: [1d20=14] 10; bite dmg: [1d6=2] 2; tail slap dmg: [1d6=3] 3; grab: [1d20=16] 17
43:53 <Snake> there's a constrict there too
44:02 <Snake> if all of that works
44:03 <Ballig> it bites and deals 2 damage
44:06 <Kendra> haaha
44:11 <Snake> and grabs ?
44:12 <Kendra> so funny 
44:15 <Ballig> and grabs the kobold
44:25 <Snake> dealing an extra 2 damage
44:32 <Ballig> is it just an immediate 2 damage
44:34 <Ballig> don't you have to roll it
44:34 <Kendra> going to spray the area
44:58 <Snake> no new roll
44:59 <Kendra> probably K3 and spray
45:04 <Snake> same as the damage used to grab it
45:05 <Ballig> what do you mean no new roll
45:06 <Snake> (bite)
45:12 <Ballig> are you sure it means the same roll
45:15 <Ballig> and not just roll another 1d6
45:20 <Snake> Constrict (Ex) : An eidolon gains powerful muscles that 
45:20 <Snake> allow it to crush those it grapples. Whenever the eidolon 
45:20 <Snake> successfully  grapples  a  foe  using  the  grab  evolution,  it 
45:25 <Snake> deals additional damage equal to the amount of damage 
45:25 <Snake> dealt  by  the  attack  used  by  the  grab  evolution.  This 
45:25 <Snake> evolution  is  only  available  to  eidolons  of  the  serpentine 
45:25 <Snake> base form.
45:31 <Ballig> okay
45:40 <Ballig> the kobold is staggered
45:49 <Ballig> and being held in Ed's jaws
46:03 <Ballig> #1 shoots his sling at snake
46:07 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+3
46:07 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+3: [1d20=3] 6
46:09 <Ballig> but misses
46:10 <Kendra> missss
46:15 <Ballig> #4 shoots his sling at Ed
46:19 <Ballig> !throw 1d20-1
46:19 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20-1: [1d20=13] 12
46:27 <Ballig> but misses
46:28 <Leis> :)
46:32 <Ballig> #2 shoots his sling at Snake
46:34 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+3
46:34 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+3: [1d20=5] 8
46:36 <Ballig> but misses
46:38 <Ballig> it's the elemental's turn
46:46 <Leis> KRUSH KILL DESTROY
47:19 <Kibbles> "Mr Earthie, Kill Kobold #3!
47:21 <Kibbles> "
47:28 <Ballig> you can't tell him which to kill because you can't see them
47:35 <Ballig> but it can defend itself within the reasons of its own intelligence
47:40 <Ballig> #3 is being grappled
47:47 <Ballig> it'll step forward and attack #4
47:49 <Kibbles> "Mr Earthie, Kill the nearest unoccupied enemy!"
47:58 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+6
47:58 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+6: [1d20=9] 15
48:02 <Ballig> it slams into the kobold
48:09 <Leis> squeak
48:12 <Ballig> !throw 1d6+4
48:12 <diebot> Ballig, 1d6+4: [1d6=4] 8
48:16 <Snake> lol@ kill kobold #3
48:16 <Leis> splat
48:16 <Ballig> crushing it under the weight of its rocky body
48:22 * Kibbles cheers
48:26 <Kendra> kobold 3
48:29 <Kendra> not 4?
48:30 <Kendra> oh 3
48:31 <Kendra> k
48:31 <Ballig> Leis hears combat in the next room, it's his turn
48:32 <Kendra> saw it
48:36 <Leis> ok
48:42 <Leis> move 2 ne
48:43 <Kendra> bah I wont even get to play my cards
48:44 <Kendra> this sux :D
48:45 <Kendra> hhehe
48:47 <Kendra> but Im
48:56 <Leis> 3e?
49:23 <Ballig> that's 30 foot
49:41 <Leis> !throw 1d20+4 ranged on 2 (shortbow)
49:42 <diebot> Leis, ranged on 2 (shortbow): [1d20=20] 24
49:46 <Ballig> roll it again
49:48 <Leis> !throw 1d20+4 ranged on 2 (shortbow)
49:49 <diebot> Leis, ranged on 2 (shortbow): [1d20=15] 19
49:52 <Ballig> roll critical damage
49:58 <Snake> nice
50:09 <Leis> !throw 1d6+2 damage
50:10 <diebot> Leis, damage: [1d6=5] 7
50:12 <Leis> !throw 1d6+2 damage
50:12 <Ballig> yep
50:12 <diebot> Leis, damage: [1d6=5] 7
50:16 <Leis> 14 then
50:17 <Ballig> Leis puts an arrow through the kobold's throat
50:22 <Leis> end turn
50:34 <Ballig> K3 tries to escape the Eidolon's jaws
50:57 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+4
50:57 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+4: [1d20=18] 22
50:59 <Ballig> and does so
51:08 <Snake> "Not for long, buddy"
51:10 <Snake> says Ed
51:11 <Leis> straight into the arms of Mr Earthie
51:14 <Ballig> it's Snake's turn
51:42 <Snake> I acid splash #3
51:48 <Ballig> roll to hit
51:52 <Snake> @acid
51:53 <diebot> Snake, acid splash: [1d20=19] 23; damage: [1d3=1] 1
51:58 <Ballig> the kobold's face melts
52:04 <Leis> "nice work comrades!"
52:05 <Ballig> movement remains
52:06 <Snake> what are you laughing at canine
52:36 <Snake> 5ft east
52:39 <Snake> end turn
52:46 <Kibbles> Just discovered that I know a mime
52:53 <Ballig> it's Ed's turn
52:56 <Kendra> "I never get any fun"
52:59 * Kendra pouts
53:28 <Snake> you're going to mine your inspire confidence?
53:38 <Ballig> Snake: ed's turn
53:46 <Leis> hello. i'm mr ed.
53:48 <Snake> Ed moves up
53:52 * Kibbles will be luting it again
53:57 <Snake> and bites
53:58 <Kibbles> once its my turn
54:06 <Ballig> roll to hit
54:09 <Snake> @efull
54:12 <Ballig> not full
54:13 <Snake> fuck
54:14 <Ballig> just one attack
54:19 <Snake> !throw 1d20+1; 1d6
54:20 <diebot> Snake, 1d20+1: [1d20=2] 3; 1d6: [1d6=4] 4
54:23 <Snake> yeah I know
54:23 <Ballig> he misses
54:26 <Ballig> roll perception on Mr Ed
54:56 <Snake> !throw 1d20+4 perception
54:56 <diebot> Snake, perception: [1d20=17] 21
55:08 <Kibbles> did I lose sound or did everyone mute their mics
55:12 <Ballig> he relays to you that there's something hiding behind a statue
55:14 <Snake> everyone muted
55:20 <Leis> muted atm
55:24 <Ballig> I'm eating so I'm muted
55:27 <Snake> steak ;)
55:37 <Ballig> K1 attacks Ed
55:40 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+1
55:41 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+1: [1d20=11] 12
55:43 <Ballig> but misses
55:46 <Ballig> and tries to escape
55:47 <Kendra> he has to do better then that
55:51 <Snake> attacks with what
55:52 <Ballig> it's Kibbles' turn
55:57 <Ballig> a spear
56:23 * Kibbles moves to H8
56:53 <Leis> and cranks out a gnarly powerchord on his electric lute
56:53 <Kibbles> is the kobold constricted right now?
56:56 <Ballig> no
57:20 <Kibbles> Am I able to ready my shortbow and shoot it still?
57:29 <Ballig> you can fire your shortbow at it
57:33 <Kibbles> I do so.
57:44 <Ballig> roll to hit
57:50 <Kendra> never had my turn haha
57:57 <Kibbles> !save shoot: 1d20+2
57:57 <diebot> Kibbles, 1d20+2 saved as @shoot
57:59 <Kibbles> @shoot
57:59 <diebot> Kibbles, 1d20+2: [1d20=8] 10
58:05 <Ballig> your arrow misses
58:09 <Ballig> Kendra can shut up now because it's her turn
58:10 <Ballig> :p
58:14 <Kendra> :P
58:23 <Kendra> H 7
58:25 <Kendra> range touch
58:28 <Kendra> take into melee -4 penalty?
58:38 <Ballig> yes
58:38 <Kendra> !throw 1d20-1
58:39 <diebot> Kendra, 1d20-1: [1d20=8] 7
58:42 <Kendra> miss
58:43 <Kendra> wtttffff
58:45 * Kendra sniffs
58:46 <Ballig> you also have to tell me what "range touch" is
58:48 <Ballig> what spell is it
58:50 <Kendra> acid splash
58:52 <Ballig> okay
58:52 <Kendra> anyway
58:53 <Ballig> it misses
59:01 <Snake> haha
59:02 <Ballig> it's the elementals' turn
59:08 <Kendra> smacka roonie
59:18 <Snake> flanka roonie!
59:37 * Kibbles cheers for Mr. Earthie
59:48 <Ballig> you're controlling it
59:57 <Snake> lol
00:11 <Leis> "kibbles: tell it to fuck up that kobold real good"
00:13 <Kibbles> "Mr. Earthie, Smash the kobold!"
00:27 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+6
00:28 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+6: [1d20=2] 8
00:29 <Ballig> it misses
00:32 <Ballig> it's Leis's turn
00:38 <Leis> hmm
00:56 <Leis> sorry thinking
01:03 <Ballig> Mr Ed relays that the creature jumped into a well
01:20 <Leis> move 2ne
01:37 <Snake> his name isn't Mr Ed
01:38 <Ballig> you are too used to playing a ranger, Leis
01:39 <Snake> it's just Ed
01:50 <Kendra> probably burrowoing
01:51 <Leis> and 2nw
02:09 <Leis> can i attack with my shortsword?
02:12 <Ballig> you can
02:14 <Leis> k
02:29 <Leis> !throw 1d20+5 mw s/w
02:29 <diebot> Leis, mw s/w: [1d20=16] 21
02:33 <Ballig> you hit
02:36 <Ballig> do damage + sneak attack
02:40 <Leis> !throw 1d6+2
02:40 <diebot> Leis, 1d6+2: [1d6=4] 6
02:45 <Leis> end turn
02:49 <Ballig> do sneak attack damage
02:55 <Leis> can i with movement?
02:59 <Ballig> you're flanking
03:02 <Leis> and switch weapon?
03:04 <Ballig> what
03:10 <Leis> i had my shortbow out before
03:16 <Ballig> you've attacked with the shortsword
03:20 <Ballig> do you want to take your sneak attack damage or not
03:20 <Snake> as long as you're flanking, you can sneak
03:28 <Snake> sneak attack*
03:28 <Leis> ok i'll sneak attack
03:32 <Ballig> roll the damage
04:07 <Leis> !throw 1d6 sneak
04:07 <diebot> Leis, sneak: [1d6=4] 4
04:10 <Leis> ok
04:12 <Snake> it's extra 1d6 damage on top of your normal damage
04:15 <Leis> end turn
04:20 <Snake> does that make sense
04:22 <Leis> that's gotta hurt
04:22 <Leis> yeah
04:28 <Ballig> you grab the kobold from behind and pull him onto your shortsword, sheathing it in his kidney
04:39 <Leis> "excellent"
04:41 <Kendra> ouuucchhh
04:41 <Ballig> it's Snake's turn
04:42 <Kendra> poor guy
04:51 <Kendra> no more kobolds?
04:55 <Leis> off initiative
04:55 <Kendra> we ran out of em?
05:00 <Ballig> you're not off initiative
05:02 <Ballig> it's Snake's turn
05:04 <Leis> "what the hell jumped into that pit?"
05:04 <Kendra> whooow
05:07 <Snake> I run up and around to the east
05:11 <Snake> west*
05:15 <Ballig> you're on initiative, you have to give me movement
05:22 <Snake> 2n
05:26 <Snake> 1nw
05:33 <Snake> 1w
05:37 <Snake> do I see anything of note
05:44 <Snake> (that's my move action)
05:49 <Ballig> you see a statue of a draconic kobold
05:51 <Ballig> and behidn it a well
06:01 <Snake> 3w and look into the well
06:09 <Leis> "watch your face man"
06:36 <Ballig> roll perception
06:39 <Snake> @see
06:43 <diebot> Snake, snake's perception: [1d20=13] 19
06:43 <Kendra> @see
06:43 <diebot> Kendra, perception: [1d20=6] 9
06:47 <Ballig> only snake
06:52 <Leis> lolol
06:53 <Ballig> you don't see anything in the well
06:59 <Snake> kendra sees Ed
07:01 <Ballig> it's Ed's turn
07:22 <Snake> Eidolon moves next to me, has a look down
07:26 <Snake> to C4
07:38 <Ballig> what's your eidolon's movement speed on land
07:42 <Snake> 20ft
08:05 <Ballig> he has 5 feet of movement left from there
08:08 <Ballig> do you want to double move
08:13 <Snake> D3 then
08:20 <Ballig> he's already moved diagonally once
08:28 <Snake> mm
08:41 <Snake> he moves to E4
08:48 <Snake> hell, let's say B4
08:52 <Snake> double move it
08:57 <Ballig> he can roll perception
09:01 <Snake> @esee
09:02 <diebot> Snake, snake's perception: [1d20=16] 20
09:10 <Ballig> he doesn't see anything in the well
09:13 <Ballig> it's Kibbles' turn
09:20 <Snake> "We need some light!"
09:43 <Leis> "i'll give it some bloody light"
09:52 * Leis readies a flask of alchemic fire
09:56 <Kendra> "Dont"
10:07 * Kibbles moves to H4
11:20 <Ballig> you've moved
11:23 <Ballig> what next
11:23 <Kibbles> If I cast dancing lights over the well, can I make them go inside it?
11:28 <Ballig> no
12:11 <Kendra> can the eidolon hold a torch?
12:15 <Kibbles> casting dancing lights over the well
12:18 <Kibbles> and letting them sit there
12:27 <Kibbles> using the torch version
12:42 <Ballig> okay
12:42 <Snake> the eidolon is a snake
12:45 <Snake> it has no lmbs
12:47 <Snake> limbs*
12:48 <Ballig> it is Kendra's turn
13:30 <Ballig> (the well is lit now)
13:49 <Kendra> okay
13:52 <Kendra> peek into the well?
14:01 <Ballig> you have to move to it first
14:04 <Kendra> move to the well then
14:06 <Kendra> then peek into it
14:13 <Ballig> okay
14:17 <Ballig> it descends into darkness
14:27 <Kendra> what else is in the room?
14:28 <Ballig> all right, you're off initiative now
14:29 <Kendra> nothing?
14:31 <Kendra> k
14:35 <Kendra> strange
14:37 <Kendra> didnt make sense the last bit
14:38 <Kendra> haha
14:44 <Ballig> there was a reason for it
14:56 <Leis> look at the statue
15:08 <Snake> I'm not convinced
15:12 <Leis> is there any text for it?
15:13 <Snake> I take out my torch, light it, and drop it
15:23 <Snake> into the well
15:25 <Snake> how deep does it go
15:38 <Ballig> it's a freestanding dragon statue
15:56 <Ballig> there is a Kelish word written on it
16:03 <Leis> "uh-oh"
16:03 <Ballig> the well goes down about 80 feet
16:10 <Leis> 80 feet???
16:13 <Ballig> there's a ladder on it
16:15 <Kendra> uhhh can you write out the word?
16:20 <Leis> "uh guys there's another word thing over here"
16:28 <Snake> I check it
16:30 <Ballig> you don't understand Kelish
16:37 <Leis> i thought he did?
16:44 <Ballig> Kendra doesn't
16:46 <Snake> "Stand back."
16:47 <Leis> or was that kibbles
16:52 <Kibbles> nope
16:58 <Snake> Ed moves to L5
17:10 <Snake> I move to H5
17:16 <Kendra> I move next to snake
17:19 <Leis> "write the word down first whoever can read it"
17:20 <Kendra> before he starts saying silly words
17:29 <Snake> "Out of the way, Kendra!"
17:42 <Kendra> hehehe
17:51 <Snake> move
17:52 * Leis moves 2e
17:59 <Kendra> I move with Leis
18:01 <Snake> "FIRE!"
18:02 <Kendra> to stand beside her
18:11 <Leis> "SHIT!"
18:11 <Ballig> the statue breathes a cone of flame directly in front of it
18:13 <Kendra> anything ahppens?
18:14 <Kendra> OH dear
18:38 <Leis> i forgot to move out of the line of fire
18:44 <Leis> literally...
18:53 <Snake> where was the cone
18:54 <Ballig> it's not that long
19:01 <Ballig> it only affects the square directly in front of it
19:02 <Kendra> but I was next to leis
19:02 <Leis> phew
19:03 <Kendra> ahah
19:05 <Snake> ok
19:13 <Kendra> she moved, so I assumed she knew where to hide
19:15 <Kendra> so I moved with her
19:34 <Snake> "Let's check the rest of this level."
19:34 <Ballig> by which I mean that
19:34 <Snake> serious?
19:36 <Ballig> no :p
19:38 <Leis> "woah!"
19:40 <Snake> good 1
19:53 <Snake> oh uh
19:53 <Snake> search the room
19:54 <Snake> bodies etc
19:59 <Kibbles> I'm going to have to log off in about 10 minutes
20:09 <Ballig> you find nothing
20:11 * Leis is intrigued by the statue
20:11 <Ballig> we're pretty much done now
20:21 <Snake> wrapping up done or final encounter done?
20:23 <Ballig> there are more encounters, but you aren't expected to do them all
20:27 <Leis> does the statue look like it was holding something?
20:35 <Ballig> and as long as you've done 4 you meet the success condition
20:40 <Snake> maybe we should go down the well then ?
20:49 <Ballig> the well leads to an underground river which leads outside
20:52 <Snake> ok
20:53 <Ballig> the creature that went down it is long gone
20:54 <Snake> we look east
21:02 <Kendra> j
21:03 <Kendra> k
21:21 <Leis> "er, kibbles, send Mr. Earthie ahead?"
21:32 <Kibbles> "Onward, Mr. Earthie!"
22:07 <Kendra> k
22:10 <Kendra> ONWARD MR EARTHIE
22:19 <Kendra> haha
22:20 <Leis> "shizen"
22:57 <Kendra> ahaha
23:17 <Leis> gawd
23:24 <Kendra> but did we get the sword?
23:30 <Leis> noper
23:30 <Leis> nope
24:00 <Kendra> ah
24:06 <Leis> cool
24:09 <Kendra> well it wasnt too hard killing the ghoul..
24:23 <Kendra> yeah..but it fell out
24:46 <Kendra> its undead..
25:03 <Kendra> so...well we dont deal with undead
25:05 <Ballig> end game!
25:06 Snake is now known as Avatar
25:10 <Leis> excellent! thanks ballig, thanks all!
25:16 Kibbles is now known as canine
25:18 <canine> good game
25:20 Leis is now known as tristen
25:33 <Kendra> thanks
25:36 <Kendra> GOsh but how?
25:37 <Avatar> gg
25:40 <Kendra> 8-9?
25:43 Kendra is now known as Mort
25:48 <Mort> wow htis one is hard to GM..
26:03 <Ballig> so guys, make sure your level 1s have been registered on the site
26:08 <Ballig> especially Leis who has now played two scenarios with it
26:12 <Ballig> (the paizo site)
26:17 <Ballig> or else I can't report
26:17 <tristen> ballig - yeah i'll get straight onto it
26:39 <canine> Gotta run, gg
26:39 <Ballig> canine: you don't have to keep the pregen, you can make your own level 1 character and apply credit to it
26:42 <Mort> why owuld
26:42 <Ballig> tata
26:44 <canine> I will
26:45 <Mort> the ghoul betray you later btw
26:47 <canine> later all
26:49 <Mort> not that Id truck with undead
26:50 <Mort> to begin with :p
26:52 <Ballig> Mort: she's hungry, she's a ghoul
26:54 <Mort> there are somethings I dont do
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26:59 <Mort> yeah then why help us out at first
27:03 <Mort> but I guess...
27:06 <Ballig> because she's only recently become a ghoul
27:16 <Ballig> she's fighting with her human side and the ghoulishness that is taking over
27:20 <Mort> ahh
27:24 <Mort> best she gets sent to eternal rest
27:28 <Mort> maybe next time I should get a pally :P
27:32 <Mort> roll a pally
27:36 <Ballig> identifying yourselves as pathfinders causes her human side to kick in and she helps you, but if given the chance she would like to chomp on your face
27:40 <Mort> oh
27:46 <Mort> at least she went to her rest :)
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27:57 <Avatar> is anyone up to play tonight
28:10 <Ballig> I work tomorrow
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29:32 <tristen> sorry avatar i can't tonight
30:10 <Mort> hm
30:12 <tristen> hey how do i create a new char on paizo.com?
30:16 <Mort> tonight is chiense new year party
30:16 <Mort> :D
30:17 <Mort> dont fk up like me
30:18 <tristen> i've got tasiv
30:19 <Avatar> no dramas
30:29 <Avatar> tristen: go to the getting started page on our site
30:39 <Avatar> there's a link there to where you have to go
30:40 <Mort> tonight avatar is in how many h?
30:42 <Mort> party starts in 6
30:56 <Avatar> we'll scratch tonight if it's too difficult
31:09 <tristen> k
33:12 <Mort> what time is tonight
34:24 <tristen> ballig: 35604-2 for leis on paizo
34:30 <Avatar> day job rolls
34:36 <Ballig> ok
34:37 <tristen> ima BUM
34:50 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+5
34:50 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+5: [1d20=19] 24
34:56 <Avatar> pretty decent
35:06 <Avatar> 20gp I think
35:22 <Ballig> lost out on 30gp by +1
35:34 <Avatar> yeah but lost out on getting even further away by +1 too
35:37 <Ballig> see what +1 gets you Avatar? do you see now?!
35:39 <Avatar> it's 50gp actually
35:43 <Ballig> yeah
35:43 <Avatar> can I uh
35:44 <Ballig> what's 50-20
35:51 <tristen> actually ballig/avatar do you have to do something on dnd.ballig.net to allow me to upload a sheet for leis?
35:52 <Avatar> take the craft trait instead of storyteller
35:53 <Ballig> ha
36:01 <Ballig> tristen: yes
36:03 <Avatar> lock it in eddie
36:08 <Avatar> +1 = 50gp
36:14 <Ballig> you can't take a craft trait after the roll
36:18 <tristen> k
36:22 <Avatar> ok
36:35 <Ballig> I'll let you take it and then reroll, though
36:40 <Avatar> pass
37:10 <Avatar> I do tend to have some pretty sweet luck with rolls, don't I
37:16 <Avatar> I am trying to hone it
37:24 <Avatar> I think I can tell just when to press enter
37:56 <Ballig> can you roll 15 or higher on command?
37:58 <Ballig> try it right now
38:24 <Avatar> !throw 1d20
38:24 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20: [1d20=7] 7
38:26 <Avatar> damn
38:29 <Ballig> damn
38:31 <Avatar> !throw 1d20
38:32 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20: [1d20=8] 8
38:38 <Avatar> !throw 1d20
38:38 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20: [1d20=18] 18
38:41 <Avatar> there you go
38:50 <Ballig> it's not on command when you do it 1 out of 3
38:57 <Avatar> no that was 1 out of 1
39:02 <Avatar> I mucked it up the first couple of times
39:08 <Ballig> ha
39:13 <Ballig> yeah, I can roll natural 20s on command
39:18 <Avatar> it's 37 degrees in melb today
39:19 <Ballig> I just only command myself to do it one in 20 times
39:23 <Ballig> it's nice and cool here
39:35 <Ballig> currently 23
39:40 <Ballig> "partly sunny, mild"
39:47 <Avatar> hang on, 32 
39:57 <Avatar> I don't feel stupidly hot
40:04 <Avatar> it's ok for now
40:12 <Ballig> bet you wish it was 23
40:16 <Ballig> with a nice breeze
40:19 <Avatar> I guess
40:34 <Ballig> I can hear the blinds in my kitchen blowing in the breeze
40:47 <Avatar> wonder if a trait is worth a day job roll
41:01 <Avatar> don't think so
41:11 <Avatar> the only reason I chose lantern lodge was because of that knowledge trait
41:17 <Ballig> ha
41:19 <Ballig> you skimmer
41:30 <Avatar> I was looking at the summaries
41:35 <Avatar> which didn't mention once/scenario
41:53 <Ballig> yeah you can't base stuff off of summaries
41:57 <Avatar> there's one that lets you reroll 1s on crit hit damage
42:01 <Avatar> one/day
42:03 <Ballig> that's like with feats, you read a summary and it sounds awesome
42:07 <Ballig> then you read the description and it sucks
42:13 <Avatar> I need to find out if this stuff carries over to the eidolon
42:36 <Avatar> keep my faction unnamed for the moment
42:50 <Ballig> you're grand lodge until you choose otherwise
43:25 <Avatar> sczarni has some good ones
43:32 <Avatar> +2 to diplomacy for gather info and +2 to knowledge local
43:45 <Avatar> a create class skill for intimidate, and +2 to it
44:06 <Avatar> Snake is a bit creepy
44:57 <Avatar> silver cruasde has a reroll 1s on healing spells/class abilities
45:02 <Avatar> one/day
45:42 <Avatar> less useful than a cure spell, since it heals more damage
46:20 <Ballig> what's less useful than a cure spell
46:28 <Avatar> the trait
46:35 <Avatar> the 1s have less chance of coming up
46:35 <Ballig> how is it mutually exclusive
46:42 <Avatar> 1 in 10 vs 1 in 8
46:42 <Ballig> what
46:57 <Ballig> you didn't mention rejuvenate at all
46:59 <Ballig> hence my confusion
47:27 <Avatar> that trait is useful for me than it would be for a cure spell, since (my version) heals more damage
47:35 <Avatar> less*
47:43 <Ballig> yeah
48:10 <Ballig> 10% chance of 1 compared to 12.5% chance for 1
48:28 <Avatar> heal rerolls could be good though
48:31 <Avatar> that 1 could turn into an 8
48:35 <Avatar> or 10*
49:00 <Avatar> or another 1, which I'd have to take
49:32 <Avatar> a bazillion ranks in intimidate could be good though
49:37 <Ballig> I just hate one/day things
49:49 <Avatar> yeah
50:00 <Ballig> I never want to use them
50:34 <Avatar> I'm pretty sure I would have still used storyteller the first chance I had
50:43 <Avatar> maybe after kibbles didn't know something about something
50:55 <Avatar> but I have most of the knowledge skills as class skills anyway
54:18 <Avatar> not sure what I did with my point buy
54:22 <Avatar> it looks really weird
54:38 <Ballig> yeah
54:43 <Ballig> I can see how that first encounter could be a TPK
54:51 <Ballig> with a few unlucky rolls by the ghoul, she has 3 paralyses a round
55:19 <Avatar> yeah
10:22 <Ballig> I'm not sure whether I apply credit to my alchemist or make a more interesting character
12:11 <Mort> yeah
12:15 <Mort> but we blasted that toot down
12:22 <Ballig> what is a toot
15:02 <Mort> urm
15:08 <Mort> rude thing ot cal people
15:11 <Mort> instead of using that Fk
15:13 <Mort> u say that TOOT
15:26 <Mort> how much hp does a ghoulie have
15:29 <Mort> I estimated 18?
15:36 <Mort> in that encounter?
16:15 <Mekkis> exactly 18, iirc
16:23 <Mort> aha
16:25 <Mort> guessed right
16:47 <Mort> maybe next level its magic missile
16:51 <Mort> I really hate aiming cone stuff
21:14 * Mort likes her sorc
21:15 <Mort> geezus
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49:32 <Mekkis> Mort, learn your cones :)
52:50 <Mort> yeah
52:54 <Mort> I learnt my cones
53:00 <Mort> did u see me coning anyone by mistake? :P
53:03 <Mort> Id say I placed my cones well
02:02 <Hydrazine> I'll cone you..
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04:00 * Mort cones Hydrazine Wow icecream!
04:15 <Hydrazine> Oh yeah. Lick me good.
04:56 <Mort> its an icecream :P
05:00 <Mort> learn my cones lol
05:16 <Mort> but I think one day I want to roll a pally/magi
05:17 <Mort> dunno :D
05:27 <Hydrazine> eeh.
05:34 <Hydrazine> plate/arcane doesn't work out well.
06:12 <Mort> they have feats
06:18 <Mort> pally or a magi character
06:19 <Mort> I mean
06:22 <Mort> Im not x classing
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08:36 <Mort> but its weird
09:20 <Hydrazine> so are you?
09:48 <Mort> Im not
09:49 <Mort> as yet
09:54 <Mort> Im trying ot see if magi are viable
10:04 <Mort> first few levels - lgiht armor
10:29 <Mort> Im not casting in combat you provoke AOOs
13:18 <Hydrazine> So whats hte overall goal?
15:54 <Mort> no idea
16:01 <Mort> just trying new stuff I never tried before :D
16:07 <Mort> ive never done it before you know
16:20 <Hydrazine> Thats what she said..
16:29 <Hydrazine> Done what before, exactly? pally?
17:34 <Mort> magus
17:49 <Mort> Ive pallied before but in comp games
17:56 <Mort> but pally attitude so sux
18:04 <Mort> u have to play goody 2 shoes
18:48 <Hydrazine> i liked the variant paladins in 3.5
19:11 <Hydrazine> rather like the ones in pathfinder APG. they had rules for different alignments.
20:23 <Hydrazine> i try to avoid playing pallies too, overall.
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54:24 <Mekkis> I'm considering taking a level in paladin for the kingmaker game I'm playing
54:40 <Mekkis> probably not yet though
54:47 <Mekkis> I'll go synthesist 4 first
56:19 <Mort> haha
56:28 <Mort> snake = your synthesis?
01:48 <Mekkis> no
01:51 <Mekkis> that's avatar's
02:00 <Mekkis> and I'm not sure if Avatar's playing a synthesist
02:09 <Mekkis> no, the name is Xanian
02:18 <Mekkis> he's a half-elf
02:32 <Mekkis> I'm not playing him in here
02:39 <Mekkis> (he's also not PFS-legal)
04:07 <Mort> haha
05:10 <Mekkis> (25 point buy, and a campaign trait)
06:01 <Hydrazine> ahh.
06:15 <Hydrazine> Don't say it like its a bad thing.
06:45 <Mekkis> I'm not
06:57 <Mekkis> I have two evolution points to spend
07:05 <Mekkis> or I could take a feat instead
07:06 <Mekkis> hmmm
08:54 <Mekkis> I think I'll take a feat
09:20 <Mekkis> there isn't really much that's worth taking for this character at third level
14:10 <Mekkis> wow
14:14 <Mekkis> combat expertise sucks
19:48 <Hydrazine> it leads to alot of useful stuff though.
19:55 <Hydrazine> if you're playing that sort of guy.
20:19 <Mekkis> I hate feat chains
20:29 <Mekkis> I'm not planning on horribly dipping into fighter
20:50 <Mekkis> hmmm... Extra Evolution is seeming more and more appealing
20:55 <Hydrazine> necessary evil to not have level runs running around with great cleave and leap attack?
21:00 <Hydrazine> level 2s
21:07 <Mekkis> I wouldn't mind that
21:45 <Mekkis> the byproduct is that anyone who wants great cleave needs to either take levels of fighter, and play a human, and be level 4
22:00 <Mekkis> or take no other feats and get it at level 7ish
22:19 <Mekkis> great cleave isn't THAT good
22:41 <Hydrazine> then consider my example bad and show me something better.
22:57 <Mekkis> what do you mean?
23:03 <Mekkis> I think feat chains are bad
23:14 <Mekkis> why should you need Point Blank Shot to be able to take Far Shot
23:18 <Mekkis> seems stupid
24:33 <Hydrazine> You even disagree with the ones that're linear upgrades, or lead to something really powerful?
24:57 <Mekkis> give me an example of a chain that leads to something "really powerful"
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30:09 <Mort> okay now how would I run a magus..
30:10 <Mort> hahaha
31:11 <Mekkis> with great difficulty :)
31:45 <Mekkis> a magus is very similar to a synthesist
31:49 <Mort> no
31:50 <Mort> int
31:56 <Mort> you use int str, and mabye some dex
31:58 <Mort> you need split in 3 schools
32:01 <Mekkis> in that it suffers from a lot of things
32:03 <Mort> cons I think at least 12
32:06 <Mekkis> lack of feats
32:08 <Mekkis> lack of actions
32:09 <Mort> well if youre synthesis
32:19 <Mekkis> except it's also MAD
32:26 <Mort> you just throw yourself into your eidolon for summoner
32:31 <Mort> and bingo, you never have to worry bout phsyical stats
32:34 <Mort> ucan have insane charisma
32:37 <Mekkis> as I said
32:40 <Mort> :D
32:53 <Mekkis> you're like a synthesist, except you're also MAD
32:59 <Mort> MAD?
33:00 <Mort> what do you mean
33:08 <Mekkis> Multiple-ability dependant
33:09 <Mort> I think you run something like 14 str, 16 dex 12 int 12 cons
33:10 <Mort> I think
33:11 <Mort> hrm
33:17 <Mort> lets just play with character sheets
33:20 <Mort> ot see how it goes
33:25 <Mekkis> 7 wis 7 cha?
33:25 <Mort> I like the idea of it cos Ive never done it before
33:26 <Mekkis> right?
33:30 <Mort> probably
33:33 <Mort> you can fk wis and cha
33:40 <Mekkis> so you've got 28 points
33:43 <Mekkis> what race?
33:51 <Mekkis> dwarf?
34:07 <Mort> probalby human
34:14 <Mekkis> really?
34:23 <Mort> maybe even elf
34:26 <Mort> hehe
34:30 <Mekkis> maybe Combat Expertise would be good
34:32 <Mort> dex and int youll need
34:34 <Mekkis> why high dex?
34:37 <Mort> I dont knwo what it is
34:42 <Mort> your going ot be stuck in medium armor
34:43 <Mort> till end of game
34:44 <Mort> +3
34:44 <Mekkis> you need the 14 str
34:47 <Mort> must aswell milk it
34:56 <Mort> not ot mention your ranged attacks you can cantrip like any whizzie
34:59 <Mekkis> (maybe 18 is better...)
35:05 <Mort> yeah for melee
35:13 <Mort> but it means you wont have range dtouch attack
35:14 <Mort> for nuts
35:20 <Mort> nevermind. let me run some baisc runthroughs
35:24 <Mort> you need int, dex, str
35:30 <Mort> and a touch of cons
35:32 <Mort> screw the rest to hell
35:47 <Mekkis> hmmm
35:53 <Mekkis> Extra Evolution or mounted combat
35:57 <Mekkis> or....
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36:11 <Mort> evokutioin :D
36:12 <Mekkis> %spell SELECT * FROM FEAT ORDER BY RANDOM() LIMIT 1
36:14 <diebot> Mekkis, SQL error.
36:16 <Mort> but te idea
36:18 <Mekkis> %spell SELECT * FROM FEAT ORDER BY RAND() LIMIT 1
36:19 <diebot> Mekkis, SQL error.
36:20 <Mort> of a magus intrigues me
36:24 <Mekkis> %spell SELECT * FROM FEATS ORDER BY RAND() LIMIT 1
36:25 <diebot> Mekkis, SQL error.
36:25 <Mort> either that or I might od a twf ranger
36:29 <Mekkis> oops
36:31 <Mort> again thats str, dex
36:33 <Mekkis> wrong database :)
36:40 <Mort> and cons
36:42 <Mort> Id fk wis
38:50 <Mekkis> heh
39:06 <Mekkis> what's the point of Stand Still?
39:30 <Mort> Im missing 2 points fk it
39:31 <Mekkis>    Benefit: When a foe provokes an attack of opportunity due to moving through your adjacent squares, you can make a combat maneuver check as your attack of opportunity. If
39:31 <Mekkis> successful, the enemy cannot move for the rest of his turn.
39:31 <Mekkis> An enemy can still take the rest of his action, but cannot
39:31 <Mekkis> move. This feat also applies to any creature that attempts to move from a square that is adjacent to you if such movement provokes an attack of opportunity.  
39:34 <Mort> to do base of..
39:55 <Mort> 16 str 14 dex 16 int 14 cons
40:02 <Mekkis> what race?
40:03 <Mort> I need 30 points
40:05 <Mort> elf
40:13 <Mort> thats before I add the -2 and +2s
40:24 <Mort> my cons had jolly well be 14 efore I drop the -2
40:25 <Mort> on it
40:31 <Mort> or im so fked
40:36 <Mekkis> 10 5 10 5?
40:43 <Mort> yeah
40:45 <Mort> thts 30
40:48 <Mort> I only have 28 points
40:55 <Mort> after getting 7 for wis and cha
41:00 <Mort> so thats not ideal arggggh
41:10 <Mekkis> push con down to 12 and play a half-elf?
41:31 <Mekkis> use your racials to boost str?
41:33 <Mort> isnt it better to do elf?
41:41 <Mort> u get + for dex and int
41:43 <Mekkis> probably not
41:43 <Mort> - for cons
41:52 <Mort> hrm k play moar..
41:59 <Mekkis> but I'm not sure
42:03 <Mort> morts a wizzie
42:09 <Mekkis> Maguses have issues
42:20 <Mort> I might end up with 16 str 15 dex 12 cons 18 int
42:21 <Mort> lol
42:24 <Mort> hows that
42:52 <Mort> okay lets try half elf.
43:01 <Mekkis> I'd push str before int
43:07 <Mekkis> as a magus
43:12 <Mekkis> most of your spells don't have saves
43:29 <Mort> its easier for me to push int
43:30 <Mekkis> half elves can also take the Ancestral Arms trait
43:30 <Mort> then str
43:36 <Mort> because of racial +2
43:42 <Mekkis> as a half-elf?
43:47 <Mekkis> half-elves get +2 to any stat
44:23 <Mort> let em run half elf
44:32 <Mort> I think I may do havoc of the society on magus still
44:56 <Mekkis> (and boosting int is easier: you can buy the headband of +2 int easily)
45:11 <Mekkis> with your physical stats, you'll want to get the more expensive belts
45:32 <Mort> let me run the stats
45:33 <Mort> see what I get
45:34 <Mekkis> suggestion for a L0 spell?
45:39 <Mort> the usual
45:47 <Mort> u know my usual set up
45:50 <Mekkis> I have guidance, Detect magic, mage hand, message, acid splash
45:52 <Mekkis> I get one more
45:58 <Mort> disrupt ud
45:59 <Mort> haha
46:08 <Mekkis> not on the Summoner list
46:18 <Mekkis> considering Arcane Mark
46:38 <Mort> ohh
46:42 <Mort> because I always take disrupt undead
46:46 <Mort> undead have alot of dmg reduction
46:49 <Mort> Im well aware of that
46:53 <Mort> so I have to plan specially for it
46:57 <Mort> u saw me use it on that ghoul
46:58 <Mort> hehe
47:06 <Mekkis> Mort, for a magus, you'll want to take a weapon with a high crit range
47:09 <Mekkis> possible a rapier
47:11 <Mort> why?
47:16 <Mort> rapiers are for sissys!
47:21 <Mekkis> because your spells get multiplied on crits
47:22 <Mort> I want to have a gunblade like squall :D
47:24 <Mort> haaha
47:25 <Mekkis> take a Falchard
47:36 <Mort> falchion sounds better, but I must one hand wield it
47:42 <Mekkis> hmmm
47:44 <Mort> other hand must use for spellies
47:45 <Mekkis> I said a Falchard
47:48 <Mort> I need one hand free
47:49 <Mort> falchard?
47:51 <Mort> u serious>
47:52 <Mekkis> yeah
47:56 <Mort> I ddint kow there was such a wep
48:10 <Mort> one thing at a time.
48:12 <Mekkis> it's in Classic Monsters Revisited
48:14 <Mort> runb half elf stats first
48:14 <Mekkis> or something
48:17 <Mekkis> sure
48:44 <Mort> dont have the book
48:47 <Mort> not on d20
49:01 <Mekkis> 16 str (+2) [10], 14 dex [5], 13 con [3], 16 int [10], 7 wis [-4], 7 cha [-4]
49:16 <Mort> will buy that..
49:21 <Mekkis> so 18 str 14 dex 13 con 16 int 7 wis 7 cha
49:27 <Mort> hrm
49:34 <Mort> looks reasonable I guess
49:36 <Mort> cons abit low for a tank though
49:45 <Mekkis> swap dex and con then
49:55 <Mort> my ranged touch will fk to hell
49:56 <Mekkis> or even drop int a bit
50:03 <Mort> maybe
50:03 <Mekkis> you don't need ranged touch
50:07 <Mort> Im more of a tank then caster
50:11 <Mort> now lets see how magus function
50:20 <Mekkis> then you're Probably playing the wrong class
50:23 <Mekkis> I'd suggest Paladin
50:28 <Brunius> :D
50:37 <Mort> and wtf combat expertise is
50:40 <Mort> well I played a pally b4
50:45 <Mort> I just wanted to try something new
50:49 <Brunius> Mekkis, how much RAM will a modern OS running CPU-intensive programs need?
50:50 <Mort> I thought magus were more tank then caster
50:52 <Mekkis> or Synthesist
51:10 <Mekkis> Depending on what CPU-intensive programs and what "modern OS"
51:18 <Mekkis> win3.11 on my N97 takes a lot of RAM
51:24 <Brunius> Battlefield 3 on windows 7
51:32 <Mekkis> 4gb or so
51:37 <Brunius> yay, numbers!
51:50 <Brunius> So accounting for windows being stupid, about 8gb?
51:58 <Mekkis> nah
52:05 <Mekkis> 4gb should be enough for that, I imagine
52:30 <Mekkis> a 32-bit windows program CANNOT use more than 2GB (3GB with certain extensions) or RAM
52:39 <Mekkis> s/or/of/
54:18 <Brunius> This is 32-bit Win XP right here, using 2804mb of RAM, IIRC
54:35 <Mekkis> and?
54:38 <Brunius> Nope, dxdiag says 3070mb
54:42 <Mekkis> your point being?
54:50 <Brunius> What are these certain extensions?
56:16 <Mekkis> programs running in "Large" mode
03:31 <Mekkis> by "windows XP", do you mean the OS, or a program in it?
10:20 <Ballig> zzz
18:15 <Mekkis> Ballig, how is the URL sent (or saved) of a background image?
19:32 <Ballig> in the location variable of the background object
19:45 <Mekkis> I meant sent to the client
19:49 <Mekkis> or saved to a file
20:16 <Ballig> don't think the URL is ever saved
20:32 <Mekkis> is it sent?
20:33 <Ballig> and it's sent at the end of the regular pixmap network message
24:06 <Mekkis> so if you connect the latest unstable to nl.ti4200.info:4000
24:19 <Mekkis> where there's a background image on a webserver
24:34 <Mekkis> will you grab it from the webserver, or from my version of CA?
25:03 <Ballig> pretty sure it downloads it
25:18 <Mekkis> could you try?
25:25 <Mekkis> I've got a hexdumper
25:34 <Ballig> it's downloading now
25:47 <Mekkis> I'm sending a hell of a lot of data
26:01 <Ballig> from CA?
26:04 <Mekkis> yeah
26:08 <Ballig> odd
26:24 <Ballig> I was pretty sure I tested it
26:52 <Ballig> if it's not sending the URL, it might be an issue with the resync function
26:55 <Mekkis> also: it's probably better to try to send the data as ascii rather than unicode: I'll see if that's possible
27:06 <Mekkis> every second byte's 00
29:49 <Tashes> hey Brunius 
30:28 <Ballig> t-shes
30:39 <Tashes> sup Ballig 
31:38 <Ballig> you missed some sweet PFS today and yesterday
32:11 <Tashes> i've been watching
32:22 <Ballig> should've played!
32:44 <Tashes> i coudlnt have, i've been in and out. And yesterday i had a migrane
32:59 <Ballig> they got pwned yesterday
33:33 <Tashes> i saw. 
33:34 <Tashes> they ran away
33:54 <Ballig> nope, they didn't get a chance to run away
33:57 <Ballig> they got pwned :p
34:00 <Tashes> lolol
34:03 <Ballig> well, one of them had a chance to, but chose not to
54:28 * ChanOP removes voice from Avatar Mort tristen
55:37 <Mort> k
02:26 <Mekkis> Ballig, I've made a couple of changes: adding virtual bool allowClientRemoval() = 0; //Should the item be client-removable? to CAGraphicsItem, and some zoom functionality. I'll look at the netcode as well.
05:11 <Mekkis> hmmm... any reason for all the toBase64() and fromBase64() calls?
14:32 <Ballig> I remember them being necessary to get it to work
27:39 <Brunius> Sup Tashes
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30:19 <Avatar> Mekkis: do summoner traits carry over to an eidolon?
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31:56 <Brunius> Mekkis - Do you know what the deal with subscriptions is, for paizo?
32:09 <Brunius> Like Adventure Path Subscription etc.
39:55 <Avatar> you subscribe and then you get monthly copies
42:18 <Brunius> Sweet
42:22 <Brunius> Do I have to pay shipping
42:30 <Avatar> yeah I think so
42:49 <Avatar> you get that uh
42:53 <Avatar> paizo advantage thing with it
43:13 <Avatar> pathfinder advantage*
43:19 <Brunius> yeah i saw that
43:25 <Brunius> if i have to pay shipping i might pass
43:29 <Avatar> I actually considered subscribing but the subsrcription is pretty steep
43:33 <Avatar> like $30/month or something
44:37 <Brunius> If I went for the Adventure Path Subscription it would be 15/month (+shipping)
45:50 <Brunius> I wish these skeletons wouldn't start killing each other as soon as I walked into the room
47:51 <Brunius> Hmm
48:00 <Brunius> Shipping would put me a little over, but not too much
48:14 <Brunius> I could probably pick up that amount from money I found in the gutter
48:28 <Avatar> good times
48:56 <Brunius> 'twould put me 54c over
49:10 <Brunius> (+3.5%, probably)
49:28 <Avatar> I think I do remember seeing specific costs for internationals
49:39 <Brunius> That'd be the credit card
50:03 <Avatar> don't remember
50:04 <Brunius> Credit cards don't like converting currencies much
50:13 <Ballig> do you find money in the gutter
50:17 <Brunius> Sometimes
50:27 <Brunius> Or in the ticket machine at the station
03:57 <Ballig> http://i.imgur.com/cFe3J.jpg
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08:32 <Mekkis> Avatar, summoner traits only carry over to eidolon if you're playing a synthesist
08:46 <Mekkis> seriously consider taking the Additional Traits feat
12:29 <Avatar> why bother with additional traits
13:42 <Brunius> Man so many of my friends have friends that are friends with other friends
18:38 <Tashes> Hey Brunius 
18:54 <Brunius> Sup Tashes
27:04 <Brunius> Tashes, why do you keep saying "Hey Brunius"?
27:44 <Avatar> yeah why not say hey to the rest of us :(
28:45 <Tashes> Because i want my postgame!
28:50 <Tashes> hai Avatar 
29:00 <Avatar> have you guys still not finished
29:43 <Ballig> finished what
30:28 <Avatar> first steps 2
32:33 <Ballig> pretty sure they finished, she's waiting on her chronicle sheet
33:20 <Brunius> postgame?
33:29 <Brunius> Oh, say so
33:35 <Brunius> I thought I gave you yours
39:16 <Brunius> Sweet level 20
39:41 <Ballig> DDO?
40:10 <Brunius> Nope
40:12 <Brunius> Minecraft.\
40:13 <Brunius> Jerk
40:25 <Avatar> lol levels in minecraft
40:40 <Brunius> They are great yo
40:46 <Brunius> You get pro equipment
40:47 <Avatar> are they
40:51 <Brunius> Yeah
40:56 <Brunius> They're used for enchantments
41:08 <Brunius> So you enchant a full set of diamond armour and you're like invincible
49:29 <tristen> hey guys thanks again for the game today: awesomeness
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05:05 <Mekkis> Avatar, Heirloom weapon...
05:27 <Brunius> It got nerfed yo
06:19 <Mekkis> so?
07:21 <Ballig> his eidolon is a snake
08:15 <Avatar> I don't like heirloom weapon
08:29 <Avatar> it's certainly not better than extra evolution
12:52 <Brunius> Projectile Protection IV!
12:58 <Brunius> Take that Skeletons!
23:59 <Mekkis> the summoner takes extra evolution
24:11 <Mekkis> the eidolon can't
24:35 <Avatar> right
24:52 <Avatar> the summoner takes heirloom weapon as well ?
24:54 <Mekkis> and - maybe now you're realising the advantage a non-synthesist has over a synthesist
25:04 <Mekkis> no, the eidolon would
25:09 <Mekkis> if you gave it limbs
25:28 <Avatar> so you're saying give additional traits to the eidolon
25:28 <Avatar> and then it can have a trait
25:32 <Mekkis> yeah
25:49 <Avatar> seems a bit weak
26:03 <Avatar> I forgot today that my eidolon has 10ft reach
26:05 <Mekkis> better than giving it simple weapon proficiency
26:07 <Avatar> and combat reflexes
26:22 <Avatar> what's wrong with natural attacks :P
26:28 <Mekkis> but it looks like you're not going the weapon path
26:32 <Mekkis> so don't worry about it
26:48 <Mekkis> you're limited to 3/round ;)
27:01 <Avatar> that's at 1st level isn't it
27:19 <Mekkis> yeah
27:23 <Mekkis> it does increase
27:23 <Avatar> yeah until 4th level
27:26 <Avatar> that's pretty plenty fine
27:30 <Mekkis> it generally is
27:51 <Avatar> I thought it was even a bit hardcore today with my 2 attacks
27:56 <Mekkis> it is
28:08 <Mekkis> what feats does your summoner have?
28:16 <Avatar> combat reflexes
28:20 <Avatar> can't have more than 1 can you
28:22 <Mekkis> not the eidolon
28:24 <Mekkis> the summoner
28:26 <Avatar> oh
28:31 <Avatar> just extra evolution
28:34 <Avatar> it's a halfling
28:43 <Mekkis> why halfling?
28:50 <Avatar> I'll pick up mount at some point
29:01 <Mekkis> oh
29:02 <Mekkis> ok then
29:21 <Mekkis> 10339-6 is a gnome
29:38 <Mekkis> a gnome summoner
29:45 <Mekkis> osirion
29:51 <Mekkis> perhaps
29:52 <Mekkis> probably
29:54 <Mekkis> not sure
30:06 <Avatar> have you played all the factions yet
30:11 <Mekkis> nope
30:16 <Avatar> don't care to?
30:28 <Mekkis> I don't care to play a Taldan
30:53 <Avatar> only interested in a few eh
30:58 <Mekkis> and I'm not sure if I, as a player, could stomach some of the Szcarzi (sp?) missions
31:06 <Brunius> I thought it was funny when like all of our first party was Taldan
31:15 <Brunius> Sczarni
31:17 <Avatar> my summoner is sczarni
31:38 <Mekkis> let's see if you want to change factions after your first mission :)
31:48 <Avatar> are they that bad
32:02 <Avatar> why can't you stomach them
32:10 <Avatar> do you have to pvp your party
32:15 <Mekkis> no
32:25 <Brunius> The one in 3-07 doesn't look too bad
32:36 <Mekkis> I'll run Sewer Dragons of Absalom for you then
32:37 <Mekkis> :P
32:49 <Mekkis> (if Darkwhite doesn't run it for you at Arcanacon)
32:54 <Brunius> Cool stuff
33:01 <Mekkis> it's a 3-7
33:01 <Brunius> I'm going to all of Arcanacon now :D
33:02 <Avatar> sounds like you are going to try screw me over
33:06 <Mekkis> no
33:09 <Mekkis> I don't need to
33:15 <Mekkis> the mission isn't that /hard/
33:22 <Mekkis> it's just horribly distasteful
33:32 <Brunius> Fits the faction then
33:39 <Avatar> can you give me an example
33:42 <Mekkis> no
33:52 <Mekkis> there aren't any retired season 3 scenarios
33:59 <Avatar> no I mean, like make one up
34:05 <Mekkis> ok
34:10 <Brunius> Do the specials have faction missions?
34:29 <Avatar> the modules don't seem to
34:38 <Mekkis> Matt Goodall was suggesting making a scenario where the players had to go to investigate some Rocs
34:41 <Avatar> WBG and CoTE don't
34:42 <Brunius> I'm not asking about the modules
34:52 <Avatar> what specials
35:00 <Brunius> Blood Under Absalom
35:04 <Brunius> Year of the Ruby Pheonix
35:05 <Brunius> etc.
35:07 <Mekkis> no
35:22 <Avatar> investigate some rocs, and
35:34 <Brunius> So I'm thinking of running the next adventure path for you guys.
35:38 <Brunius> What do you think of this idea?
35:47 <Avatar> how long does it take, what are the rewards
35:50 <Avatar> what level
35:51 <Avatar> etc
35:56 <Mekkis> The Andoran mission would be to take a Roc back to Andoran. The Cheliax would be to cook an omelet from a roc egg for the paracountess
36:14 <Brunius> It'd start off level 1, progress through like a normal campaign
36:18 <Brunius> It's not PFS though :P
36:19 <Mekkis> the Taldan mission would be to find a nicely painted roc egg
36:23 <Avatar> pass
36:37 <Brunius> You non-PFS hater
36:45 <Brunius> You'd get to be pirates!
36:48 <Brunius> Yarr!
36:56 <Mekkis> the Silver Crusade mission would be to rescue a baby roc and return it to its family
36:58 <Avatar> I've got 5 characters that need levelling up
37:11 <Avatar> Mekkis: get to the sczarni one
37:19 <Mekkis> the Sczarni mission...
37:32 <Brunius> Would be to kill the lot, probably
37:38 <Brunius> Or sell them into slavery
37:43 <Mekkis> ..it would be to pluck out four roc's eyes to teach them a lesson for not paying tribute.
38:04 <Avatar> yeah that sounds OK to me
38:06 <Brunius> Naturally
38:13 <Avatar> fucking rocs
38:14 <Mekkis> then ensure that the rocs survive
38:15 <Avatar> how dare they
38:38 <Brunius> So Avatar is a PFS addict, how about Ballig?
38:50 <Avatar> sorry brunius :P
39:07 <Brunius> I was counting on you man
39:11 <Brunius> Then you ditched me!
39:21 <Avatar> if it was PFS I was probably all for it
39:33 <Mekkis> that's pretty depressing, Avatar 
39:48 <Avatar> what's that, the rocs or the PFS 
39:52 <Mekkis> the PFS
39:58 <Mekkis> it's like your only play it for the XP
40:01 <Avatar> 5 characters to level man
40:18 <Avatar> I'm not playing these things through the lower levels so I can abandon them before I hit high
40:32 <Brunius> You don't have to abandon them
40:48 <Avatar> I want to focus my energy on them
40:52 <Mekkis> I only play Mytiazair at cons
41:32 <Brunius> Hey hey with any luck Kaleb will level to 6 or 7 at Arcanacon!
43:24 <Avatar> have you registered yet
43:25 <Brunius> Yeah
43:33 <Brunius> I'm registered for every session man
43:37 <Brunius> EVERY SINGLE ONE
43:41 <Avatar> are you going to every single one
44:06 <Brunius> Yeah
44:10 <Avatar> I don't know if I will be able to do 4 days in a row
44:20 <Avatar> I'm registered for them though and I've paid for it
44:39 <Brunius> You've paid already
44:41 <Brunius> How?
44:59 <Avatar> can't you pay when you register
45:02 <Avatar> maybe I didn't yet
53:10 <Avatar> Retribution (Su): A witch can place a retribution hex on a creature within 60 feet, causing terrible wounds to open across the target’s flesh whenever it deals damage to another creature in melee. Immediately after the hexed creature deals damage in melee, it takes half that damage (round down). This damage bypasses any resistances, immunities, or damage reduction the creature possesses. This 
53:10 <Avatar> effect lasts for a number of rounds equal to the witch’s Intelligence modifier. A Will save negates this effect.
53:14 <Avatar> how the hell did I miss this
53:52 <Mekkis> Avatar, haven't you played PFS online for the last four days?
53:59 <Mekkis> or was it five days?
54:10 <Avatar> thursday, saturday, sunday
54:25 <Avatar> with a break on the friday it would be fine, no doubt
54:27 <Mekkis> I thought something happened yesterday
54:32 <Mekkis> I was playing Amara Li
54:35 <Avatar> but cons are whole-day, not half-day
54:49 <Mekkis> and Major Colson Mandris
54:50 <Mekkis> :)
54:57 <Avatar> I am usually exhausted even after an online 5 hour game
55:29 <Mekkis> I find online games exhausting too
56:11 <Avatar> mid-game breaks are pretty good when we can have them, I think
57:49 <Avatar> as long as we don't say 30 minutes and actually mean 60, or say 60 and actually mean 90
57:50 <Avatar> better to say 30 and actually mean 25
57:50 <Mekkis> some people don't like them
58:03 <Avatar> I might make my witch human
58:18 <Avatar> yeah I don't like them when they happen
58:30 <Avatar> but by the end of it, at least I don't have that exhaustion factor happening
59:34 <Avatar> oh, retribution is a major hex, that's why I didn't see it
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10:05 <Avatar> A target who can speak and has at least one free hand and who is aware of the spell and its effects (such as from a Spellcraft check to identify the spell as it is cast) can negate one reroll by spending a move action to utter a brief prayer or good luck charm to appease the spirits of ill fortune.
10:07 <Mort> aww
10:08 <Avatar> that is interesting, it suggests that anyone under the effect of a mind-affecting spell can be made aware of it with a spellcraft check
10:31 <Avatar> if they see it being cast, at least
10:53 <Avatar> we've debated that about the detect thoughts spell
12:12 * Mort has a bit of magic
24:46 <Mekkis> you enter a marketplace
24:48 <Mekkis> make a will save
24:57 <Mekkis> make a will save
24:58 <Mekkis> make a will save
24:59 <Mekkis> make a will save
25:32 <Mekkis> but I find online games much more exhausting than inperson games
28:56 <Avatar> both GMing and playing?
29:13 <Mekkis> yes
29:58 <Mekkis> I found DMing at unicon quite relaxing
30:03 <Mekkis> and last wednesday night
30:53 <Avatar> yeah your game at unicon was pretty sweet
31:06 <Avatar> put that on your resume
32:57 <Mekkis> I'm trying to find a good way of phrasing it
33:11 <Mekkis> I'm not sure if employers would care about "2 Star PFS DM"
33:25 <Mekkis> just like DCI Level 2 Judge
35:25 <Mekkis> it was harder back when there were 3 sessions per day
36:19 <Mekkis> but (actually a movement lead by Darkwhite), everyone (except the most XP-hungry rollplayer), prefers 2 sessions per day
37:01 <Avatar> can't imagine trying to do 3 per day
37:41 <Mekkis> GenCon 2009 and PaizoCon 2010 worked that way
38:30 <Mekkis> sorry about the internet issues
38:30 <Mekkis> needed to replace a router
41:11 <Mort> Dming online is hard
41:15 <Mort> beucase you cant phsyicalyl slap a perosn
41:21 <Mort> I think online its longer then in real perosn anyway
41:26 <Mort> because there are all kinds of bugs
41:30 <Mort> and I always have problmes seeing number squares
44:52 <Brunius> I can't imagine 3 sessions a day
46:49 <Brunius> online games are exhausting
47:46 <Mort> yeah
47:55 <Brunius> We should have online cons
48:09 <Brunius> Night yo
48:13 Brunius is now known as Brunius_AFK
54:39 <Avatar> did anyone notice glitterdust got nerfed in pathfinder
54:55 <Avatar> new saves can be made to end blinding each round
55:20 <Avatar> why didn't they do that with colour spray
09:07 <Mort> oh noooooI
09:09 <Mort> I luv colourspray
09:39 <Avatar> because it's overpowered
11:33 * Mort sulks
14:06 <Avatar> I can't find a way to give Snickers some decent perception
14:27 <Mekkis> AusCon II player boon
14:28 <Avatar> I don't want to max out an ability I don't need and I don't want to take osirion or grand lodge
15:01 <Avatar> I don't think the limited-use perception traits are really any help
16:36 <Mekkis> limited use?
17:14 <Avatar> you gain +1 perception "to find secret doors"
17:25 <Avatar> you gain +1 perception "to avoid surprise"
17:27 <Mekkis> +2 to all perception checks
17:42 <Avatar> does anything have +2 to all perception checks
19:58 <Mekkis> AusCon II player boon
20:16 <Avatar> I'm talking traits man
20:25 <Avatar> an auscon player boon won't help here
21:20 <Mort> drrrraagggonnns
22:15 <Mort> oh yes
22:19 <Mort> time to look at my magi agian
22:19 <Mort> :D
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25:23 <tristen> zzzz
25:45 <tristen> can't sleep
25:54 <tristen> anyone about?
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26:16 <Avatar> yep
26:18 <Avatar> want to play
26:18 <tristen> lol
26:22 <tristen> now?
26:28 <Avatar> sure, do we have some players
26:28 <tristen> wait man you gotta see this
26:29 <Avatar> who's in
26:32 <Avatar> ok
26:44 <tristen> http://www.journeyo.com/public/combat/pppgixwyqmfvchmhkzdlvrveywranv
26:47 <tristen> load that page
26:53 <tristen> see the "T"
26:55 <tristen> ?
27:11 <tristen> around about the middle
27:16 <tristen> green t :D
27:57 <tristen> any luck?
28:04 <tristen> watch me control the marker from here
29:12 <tristen> didja see it move?
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30:32 <Mort> no
30:35 <Mort> Im going ot bed haha :D
30:43 <Mort> I really should sowwie
30:44 <Mort> :D
31:41 <tristen> wait mort what browser you using?
31:52 <Mort> firefox/crome
31:54 <Mort> chrome
32:01 <Avatar> sorry
32:02 <Avatar> try it again?
32:19 <tristen> see?
32:20 <Avatar> very cool
32:42 <tristen> man, i swear
32:57 <tristen> that's some heavy shit going on to make that happen
33:03 <Avatar> ha
33:15 <tristen> the image itself is like about a meg in size
33:23 <tristen> so the trick is to create a tiny overlay
33:31 <tristen> so your browser loads the background once
33:48 <tristen> and then reloads an overlay whenever i move stuff around
34:06 <tristen> the overlay's only about ~5k tops
34:11 <Avatar> so still usable on a phone
34:33 <tristen> i presume so, it'd probably need to be tested on each browser
34:55 <tristen> as long as javascript is enabled it would be fine i suppose
35:14 <tristen> you got a phone with a browser?
36:28 <Avatar> course
36:33 <Avatar> samsung galaxy S, only the best
36:53 <Avatar> the trick with the URL is to use a barcode scanner
36:55 <tristen> and take a look i can move two pieces at once...
37:21 <Avatar> I only see one moving
37:30 <Avatar> one at a time
37:53 <tristen> look now?
38:16 <Avatar> oh yeah
38:17 <tristen> heheh
38:23 <tristen> no need for you to refresh either
38:34 <tristen> fuck see what happens when i can't sleep?
38:56 <Avatar> yeah I wish I was that productive when I couldn't sleep
39:02 <Avatar> I would probably be running my own business
39:06 <tristen> and see the offsets? i'll change them...
39:26 <tristen> did that cause a refresh?
39:30 <Avatar> yeah
39:41 <tristen> and see the grid's off a bit?
39:46 <Avatar> yep
39:55 <tristen> hot damn i'm happy with that
40:04 <tristen> and are you looking at that on your phone?
42:06 <Mekkis> tristen, CA works on phones
42:19 <tristen> yeah i know :)
42:25 <Avatar> it works on nokias
42:34 <tristen> cool!
42:35 <Avatar> on symbian nokias
42:38 <Avatar> and not very well
42:39 <tristen> yeah is that opera?
42:46 <Mekkis> tristen, no
42:47 <Mekkis> native code
42:54 <Mekkis> I'll be working on getting it to work on Android when I get a device
42:59 <Avatar> tristen: do some movement
43:04 <tristen> k
43:23 <Avatar> oh god 
43:24 <Avatar> stop stop
43:35 <tristen> soz :/
43:45 <Avatar> it works fine as long as you don't dart it step by step
43:49 <Avatar> on wifi
43:57 <Avatar> it's not seamless like it is on pc
44:01 <Avatar> at least not in opera mini
44:07 <tristen> yeah i suppose even with a 5k image it'll be laggy
44:22 <tristen> if i dropped the poll-rate it'd be fine
44:44 <tristen> anyhoo it's good to see it, er, working
44:45 <Avatar> it refreshes the background
44:56 <tristen> on the phone?
44:58 <Avatar> yeah
45:06 <tristen> hmmm interesting
45:07 <Avatar> opera mini might be doing weird things with it though
45:10 <tristen> yeah
45:17 <tristen> there's one image tag
45:29 <tristen> with a background being the BIG image
45:37 <tristen> and the src being the overlay
45:49 <Mekkis> tristen, is that your site?
46:01 <tristen> yeah, just a playground
46:19 <Mekkis> as in, your website?
46:28 <tristen> yeah, a playground website
46:30 <Avatar> try again
46:42 <Mekkis> you're hosting it?
46:45 <Avatar> more
46:47 <tristen> yeah
46:56 <Avatar> yeah opera mobile is fine
46:58 <Avatar> just not opera mini
47:07 <tristen> ah
47:21 <tristen> fair enough
47:21 <Avatar> my default browser is opera mini because it's a bit quicker
47:25 <Avatar> that was on wifi
47:26 <tristen> yep
47:27 <Avatar> I'll try it on 3g
47:31 <tristen> say when
48:04 <tristen> mekkis: it's all written in c++
48:06 <tristen> XD
48:17 <tristen> ima crazy code monkey
48:31 <Mekkis> fun fun fun
48:35 <Mekkis> will you be at arcanacon?
48:41 <tristen> aye i wrote the http server too
48:50 <tristen> and a scripting language :)
48:53 <Mekkis> heh
48:59 <tristen> avatar was asking me if i was
49:03 <tristen> i'm not sure just yet
49:10 <tristen> i'll find out and let you know
49:16 <tristen> but i think i can i think i can
50:16 <Avatar> tristen: now
50:19 <tristen> k
50:35 <Avatar> perfect even on 3G
50:39 <Mekkis> tristen, no v6. What gives?
50:52 <tristen> sweet
50:53 <Avatar> it's brand new man
50:58 <tristen> what's v6?
51:03 <Mekkis> IPv6
51:09 <tristen> oh right
51:30 <tristen> i don't even know what to do about that 
51:51 <Mekkis> one of my servers can't reach you :)
52:04 <tristen> are you pointing your browser at the ip address rather than the domain name?
52:12 <tristen> or wget or whatever?
53:01 <tristen> is it a router issue?
53:21 <tristen> (i wouldn't mind knowing)
53:38 <Mekkis> it doesn't make a connection
53:57 <tristen> how are you trying to connect?
54:06 <Mekkis> links
54:08 <Mekkis> or wget
54:18 <tristen> on the domain or the ip address?
54:21 <Mekkis> or even firefox over ssh -D
54:25 <Mekkis> domain, obv
54:36 <tristen> strange...
54:51 <tristen> is it likely to be something at my end or with my isp?
54:54 <Mekkis> foo@de:~$ wget http://www.journeyo.com/public/combat/pppgixwyqmfvchmhkzdlvrveywranv -6
54:54 <Mekkis> --2012-01-22 16:54:38--  http://www.journeyo.com/public/combat/pppgixwyqmfvchmhkzdlvrveywranv
54:54 <Mekkis> Resolving www.journeyo.com... failed: Name or service not known.
54:54 <Mekkis> wget: unable to resolve host address `www.journeyo.com'
55:42 <tristen> or is it a problem with the domain-name guys?
55:42 <Mekkis> on a more important issue, it seems to do a hell of a lot of redirecting
55:56 <Mekkis> you don't have any AAAA records against the domain
56:12 <tristen> ok
56:20 <tristen> ummmm
56:30 <tristen> errrrr
56:45 <tristen> i'll get on that this week
56:59 <Avatar> the water lung hex is so weird - you can use it so sleep underwater
57:07 <Avatar> that's fine for breathing, what about uhh, hypothermia
57:27 <Avatar> what happens to a human body when it stays underwater for 8 hours
57:30 <Mekkis> any reason why it's calling v_check_image.csp so much?
57:38 <tristen> yeah it has to poll
57:43 <Mekkis> Avatar, in a wetsuit? not much
57:50 <tristen> it's about 86bytes or something each call
57:51 <Avatar> are there wetsuits in golarion?
57:58 <Mekkis> 1327240510.599   1100 220.239.67.17 TCP_MISS/200 549 POST http://www.journeyo.com/public/combat/v_check_image.csp - DIRECT/203.214.66.249 text/html
57:58 <Mekkis> 1327240513.275   1108 220.239.67.17 TCP_MISS/200 549 POST http://www.journeyo.com/public/combat/v_check_image.csp - DIRECT/203.214.66.249 text/html
57:58 <Mekkis> 1327240516.195   1100 220.239.67.17 TCP_MISS/200 549 POST http://www.journeyo.com/public/combat/v_check_image.csp - DIRECT/203.214.66.249 text/html
57:58 <Mekkis> 1327240520.052   1162 220.239.67.17 TCP_MISS/200 549 POST http://www.journeyo.com/public/combat/v_check_image.csp - DIRECT/203.214.66.249 text/html
57:58 <Mekkis> 1327240522.851   1121 220.239.67.17 TCP_MISS/200 549 POST http://www.journeyo.com/public/combat/v_check_image.csp - DIRECT/203.214.66.249 text/html
57:58 <Mekkis> 1327240525.748   1119 220.239.67.17 TCP_MISS/200 549 POST http://www.journeyo.com/public/combat/v_check_image.csp - DIRECT/203.214.66.249 text/html
57:58 <Mekkis> 1327240528.640   1098 220.239.67.17 TCP_MISS/200 549 POST http://www.journeyo.com/public/combat/v_check_image.csp - DIRECT/203.214.66.249 text/html
57:58 <Mekkis> 1327240531.117   1104 220.239.67.17 TCP_MISS/200 549 POST http://www.journeyo.com/public/combat/v_check_image.csp - DIRECT/203.214.66.249 text/html
57:58 <Mekkis> 1327240533.600   1111 220.239.67.17 TCP_MISS/200 549 POST http://www.journeyo.com/public/combat/v_check_image.csp - DIRECT/203.214.66.249 text/html
57:58 <Mekkis> 1327240536.077   1107 220.239.67.17 TCP_MISS/200 549 POST http://www.journeyo.com/public/combat/v_check_image.csp - DIRECT/203.214.66.249 text/html
57:58 <tristen> so not too bad
58:03 <Mekkis> seems excessive
58:15 <tristen> yeah it has to check for when the image has changed
58:34 <Mekkis> it's been 3 minutes, and hasn't loaded background yet
58:40 <tristen> i could slow it down - atm it's one second
58:48 <tristen> something's wrong then
58:57 <tristen> refresh?
59:25 <tristen> it should load the background when the page loads
59:32 <tristen> and the overlay too
59:39 <tristen> and then go into polling v_check_image.csp
59:40 <Mekkis> it did it that time
59:48 <tristen> cool
59:54 <Mekkis> still, the bashing of the proxy is a but excessive
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