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01:46 <Mekkis> use major creation for that
02:24 <Mekkis> I want to be the person who posts "my players just nuked Jalmeray. What now?"
04:04 <Lord> for summmoning/ creation skills dont you need to know what the object is?
04:47 <Mekkis> Lord, you need to specify it
06:21 <Avatar> yeah good idea I'll cast major creation
06:25 <Avatar> with my gunslinger
06:40 <Mekkis> an alchemist, seeking to turn gold into platinum, might specify: "A sphere, total volume 9 cubic feet, of a rare metal with a density between that of gold and platinum"
06:50 <Lord> so, it can create mixtures of compounds?
09:07 <Lord> or do you create the compounds seperate and have an alchemist create the finished product?
09:25 <Mekkis> what?
09:56 <Lord> Major creation
10:00 <Ballig> you have to make a craft check for complex creations
10:16 <Lord> oh, ok, ta was wondering
10:33 <Avatar> major creation takes 10 minutes to cast
10:48 <Mekkis> Ballig, is a sphere a complex creation?
11:12 <Ballig> not necessarily, I was just answering Lord's question
11:13 <Lord> but the compound that the sphere is made of
11:30 <Mekkis> it's a single element
11:36 <Mekkis> what's complex about that?
11:58 <Lord> sry, where getting muddled up
12:19 <Lord> i was wondering if major create could create gunpowder in its finished form
12:47 <Ballig> it would with a craft check
13:10 <Lord> kwl
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49:46 <Mekkis> Ballig, I'm trying to design an item
49:58 <Mekkis> could you tell me whether you think it's appropriately priced?
50:11 <Ballig> is this for the competition
51:00 <Mekkis> nope
51:08 <Mekkis> it wouldn't win the competition
51:11 <Mekkis> not a chance
51:32 <Ballig> ah
51:36 <Ballig> what's the item
51:41 <Mekkis> Bracers of Minor Transformation:
51:41 <Mekkis> Aura: Minor Transmutation CL: 4th
51:41 <Mekkis> Slot: Arms; Price 4320? gp; Weight 4oz.
51:41 <Mekkis> Description:
51:41 <Mekkis> On command, these bracers can be invoked to cause the wearer to gain new characteristics, as per Evolution Surge, Lesser, except that it only allows for an evolution with a total cost of 1 evolution point. This effect lasts for four minutes.
51:41 <Mekkis> These bracers function three times per day.
51:41 <Mekkis> Price Calculation: Command-word activation: 1800 * 4 (CL) * 2(spell level) / (5/3 uses per day) / 2 (ad hoc half spell effec
51:54 <Mekkis> not sure if 4320gp is correct.
02:33 <Avatar-> why wouldn't it win
02:40 <Ballig> I don't know if there are rules for the ad hoc adjustment, but it seems fine enough
02:46 <Ballig> can eidolons use command word activation
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42:00 <Avatar-> they can talk
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11:43 <Hydrazine> yo.
18:23 <Brunius_AFK> mekkis around?
18:26 Brunius_AFK is now known as Brunius
19:00 <Brunius> I will be at Arcanacon
19:02 <Brunius> It's sorted
19:04 <Brunius> Chillax
26:53 <Hydrazine> Way ahead of you. Been chillaxin' all day.
39:37 tristen ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
40:05 <tristen> morning!
40:11 <Hydrazine> yo Tris
40:37 <tristen> just got back from an awesome ride
40:44 <Hydrazine> Riding what?
40:57 <tristen> fixie :D
41:08 <tristen> too much fun
44:07 <tristen> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-UgU4_g_zOM/Swm3f1HCMOI/AAAAAAAABDw/8DCpyk5gUbU/s1600/09surly-steamroller-cr1.jpg
44:14 <tristen> that's mah bike
44:22 <tristen> i can't stop riding it
44:53 <Ballig> zzz
45:08 <Hydrazine> I see. Good for you, even if I think it would drive me nuts.
46:41 <tristen> man there's no better way to keep in shape i reckon
47:03 <tristen> gotta get from a to b
47:09 <tristen> public transport stinks
47:14 <tristen> traffic blows
47:29 <tristen> cruise on through on the bike for sure
48:59 <Brunius> public transport is OK on the eastern side
49:36 <tristen> you in melbs brun?
50:23 <tristen> or was it brissy?
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08:25 <Avatar> zzzz
09:06 <tristen> ballig, avatar: COFFEE, BEER, PRETZELS
09:19 <Ballig> I don't drink coffee or beer
09:43 <Avatar> tea
09:43 <tristen> er, PEPSI MAX
10:21 <tristen> tea is an acceptable, albeit tamer, choice
12:57 <Avatar> very acceptable
13:40 <tristen> sophistimicated
13:59 <tristen> !findchar Tasiv
14:01 <diebot> tristen, Character: Tasiv, number: 328( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=328 )
14:19 <Avatar> http://clutch.mtv.com/2012/01/20/beavis-and-butt-head-sculptures/
14:23 <tristen> i've been in a bit of strife with spending
14:55 <tristen> woah that's too freaky
15:36 <tristen> i think i've levelled tasiv up ok
16:55 <Ballig> you tasiv leveller
17:30 <Avatar> Hydrazine: you playing today?
17:30 <tristen> i've increased dex to a rather mad 19 :)
17:30 <Avatar> enough to get manyshot
17:30 <tristen> i figure with my ranged attacks and armour...
17:38 <tristen> pffft manyshot
17:45 <Avatar> oh wait, manyshot is dex 17
17:57 <tristen> i want rapid shot
18:13 <tristen> there was this "note" on the many shot page
18:19 <Avatar> rapid shot is a pre-req for manyshot
18:40 <tristen> that said anyone with deflect arrows could stop ALL arrows in a manyshot attack
18:57 <Ballig> no they can't
19:02 <Ballig> deflect arrows only does one a round
19:12 <tristen> yeah - check this out
19:17 <tristen> one sec
19:38 <tristen> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/combat-feats/manyshot-combat---final
19:47 <tristen> see the unofficial faq?
20:03 <Ballig> er
20:09 <Ballig> that's just some idiot misinterpreting deflect arrows
20:46 <tristen> well if it's a misinterpretation then manyshot is fucking cool as
20:47 <Avatar> it's james jacobs
20:49 <Avatar> not some idiot
21:00 <Ballig> sounds like an idiot to me
21:09 <Ballig> tristen: anyway, how many times have you seen deflect arrows
21:11 <Ballig> I've only seen it once
21:19 <tristen> yeah that monk
21:25 <Avatar> yeah that fucken monk
21:30 <tristen> yeah i know it would be generally good
21:38 <tristen> i just read that and went pffft
21:49 <tristen> i suppose if rapid shot is a pre-req
22:05 <tristen> then i could still use rapid shot against someone with deflect arrows
22:11 <Ballig> I'm sorry but if damage reduction applies separately, why wouldn't everything else
22:21 <Avatar> manyshot is different to 3.5, I didn't realise that
22:43 <Avatar> very nerfed
23:04 <Ballig> probably a good thing
23:07 <Ballig> manyshot was stupid in 3.5
23:19 <Avatar> you mean snypt using it was stupid
23:49 <Ballig> I think snypt was using it wrong, really
24:08 <Avatar> I don't remember what he did
24:17 <Avatar> it certainly looked wrong :P
24:39 <Ballig> I think he was using manyshot as part of his attack
24:52 <Ballig> so like he had +11/+6/+1, he was doing manyshot on the +11 and then still doing two more arrows
25:04 <Ballig> but it's not part of a full attack, it's a standarda ction
25:23 <Avatar> man I am completely okay with zonking back out
25:26 <Avatar> I thought this game was at 10
25:49 <Avatar> I didn't get to sleep till about 4 or 5
26:50 <Avatar> tristen: do you have a level 1 character ready yet
27:03 <Ballig> he can play a pregen and then make a character after
27:06 <tristen> for today?
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27:15 <Avatar> yeah
27:22 <tristen> shizen i thought i could play tasiv
27:26 <tristen> but no worries
27:32 <Avatar> well maybe maybe not
27:33 <tristen> i'll do what ballig says
27:45 <tristen> what's the go class-wise?
27:54 <tristen> what, er, haven't we got?
28:03 <Avatar> I don't know which of my first levelers I'd use until I know what we're playing
28:23 <tristen> ok i'll take a look at pregens and see what takes my fancy
28:30 <Avatar> summoner or witch for me I think
28:56 <tristen> i'm feeling like exercising my inner ninja or something
29:37 <Ballig> Hydrazine: you playing today?
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30:35 <Avatar> Spaceshot's probably playing !
30:40 <Ballig> haha
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36:16 <Brunius> Melbourne, tristen
37:36 <Brunius> I cannot play today
37:44 <Ballig> you not player
37:51 <Brunius> your a not player
37:58 <Ballig> no you
38:01 <Brunius> I hate being stuck in the nether
39:52 <Avatar> you can't play pfs because you're busy playing minecraft?
40:02 <Brunius> I have to leave soon
40:12 <Avatar> ah
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49:09 <Mort-> back
49:22 <Barmaley> front
49:27 <tristen> left
49:39 <Barmaley> far left
49:53 <Avatar> other left
50:18 <Ballig> we could do first steps 1 with Avatar, tristen and Mort-
50:29 <Avatar> and Barmaley
50:34 <Ballig> and Barmaley if he wants to play
50:51 <Avatar> he pm'd me earlier screaming for a chance to play
50:58 <Avatar> I couldn't get him to shut up !
51:04 <Avatar> I said ok ok relax you can play
51:07 <Barmaley> lol, nah thx, 1 am over here, heading to bed soon
51:28 <tristen> uk?
51:37 <Barmaley> mainland
51:49 <Ballig> austria
51:55 <tristen> no shit?
52:05 <tristen> i want a ktm when i grow up
52:08 <Ballig> Hydrazine: you here?
52:08 <Barmaley> no shit whatsoever
52:38 <Barmaley> and i wanted to be hitler
52:51 <Barmaley> just kidding :>
56:30 <Avatar> tristen: http://paizo.com/pathfinderSociety/pregeneratedCharacters
56:42 <Avatar> check the ultimate combat ones down the bottom
56:57 <Mort-> eating super sweet hotcakes
58:51 <Mort-> seriously wonders how
58:55 <Mort-> mekkis RPs his suommner
59:19 <Avatar> very diplomatically
59:31 <tristen> oh god no the "s" word
59:37 <Mort-> yeah
59:42 <Mort-> he would covince you that pigs can fly..
59:46 <Mort-> again thats why you have airpork
59:50 <Avatar> that's bluff
59:55 <Mort-> uh Im sure he could
00:05 <Mort-> he could charm the birds out of trees
00:06 <Avatar> he's a diplomat, not a liar
00:14 <Mort-> and probably persuade you to give him all your monehs
03:22 <Mort-> okay 8 am :D
05:13 <Avatar> I could possibly run silent tide
06:35 <tristen> aww but i wanted to play noisy tide
07:03 <Mort-> lame
07:15 <tristen> lame - it's my trademark
07:47 <Avatar> is thelen coming in
07:56 <tristen> hang on i'll see
08:04 <tristen> lol "crashed"
08:11 <tristen> not on skype
09:09 <Mort-> txt
09:15 <Mort-> I m running a war in battlefields
09:17 <Mort-> easy war though
09:30 <Mort-> but I NEED my mage online to nuke the other guy
09:34 <Mort-> if he doesnt show up soon, its the txt
13:42 <Mort-> figuratively speaking need my mage to lower the other guys's ac
13:45 <Mort-> then the tanks will rush in
13:47 <Mort-> Im a tank
13:47 <Mort-> :P
15:30 <tristen> here comes jagged
15:37 <Avatar> always showing up late to the party
15:57 <tristen> in 3
16:01 <tristen> 2
16:06 <tristen> 1
16:14 <tristen> gah
16:29 <Mort-> hehe
16:30 <Mort-> Im early
16:32 * Mort- rawrs
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16:39 <tristen> HUZZAH!
16:46 <Jaggedsoul> sup tristen
16:50 <Mort-> thye are so uncontrolled..
16:50 <tristen> hey man
16:51 <Mort-> not like us
16:58 <Avatar> have you guys played first steps 1
17:03 <Mort-> well at least we fight with a certain finesse
17:03 <Mort-> no
17:05 <Mort-> I have not
17:05 <Jaggedsoul> who's uncontrolled Mort?
17:12 <Mort-> first steps 2 is the night in the museum thing?
17:15 <Mort-> the enemy
17:20 <Mort-> we move with speed and grace..
17:21 <Jaggedsoul> Avatar, neither have I
17:22 <Avatar> no, the museum one was uh
17:23 <Mort-> well fairly :P
17:25 <Mort-> 2?
17:26 <Avatar> decline of glory I think
17:27 <Mort-> ah k
17:32 <Mort-> not plyaed first steps 1
17:33 <Jaggedsoul> Mort, that was penumbral accords
17:37 <Avatar> that's it
17:44 <tristen> is first steps one the warehouse the orphanage and something-or-other?
17:47 <Avatar> Jaggedsoul: have you played first steps 1
17:59 <Jaggedsoul> Avatar, no, just 3 - betrayal
18:46 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Ballig
18:50 <Ballig> got your first level characters ready?
19:01 <Avatar> fuck I hope so
19:20 <Jaggedsoul> I'll use Zirul
19:21 <Avatar> I'm playing my witch
19:26 <Mort-> so kendra is coming?
19:28 <tristen> i'll go rogue
19:29 <Mort-> okay Ill get used to her
19:37 Ballig gives voice to Mort- Avatar Jaggedsoul tristen
19:37 * Ballig removes channel operator status from Avatar
19:40 <Mort-> use kendra or mort for this
19:41 Mort- is now known as Kendra
19:42 <Jaggedsoul> he's a monk
19:43 Avatar is now known as Snickers
19:51 <Snickers> you need to play a 1st level character for this
19:52 <Kendra> oh its her first run :D
19:52 <Kendra> k
20:01 <Kendra> she has power though
20:27 <Ballig> whose character is not on the website?
21:14 <Kendra> k changed faction
21:29 <Kendra> wrong faction to begin with haha
22:57 <tristen> http://www.rinkworks.com/namegen/fnames.cgi?d=1&f=0
23:06 <tristen> ^^^ that's pretty cool
23:14 <Kendra> skype with headphones now
23:39 <Kendra> yes?
23:40 <Kendra> Im using kendra
23:43 tristen is now known as Leis
23:51 <Ballig> Jaggedsoul: what character are you playing
23:54 Jaggedsoul is now known as Zirul
23:54 <Leis> (pronounced "Lease")
24:45 <Leis> !save init: 1d20+4 init
24:46 <diebot> Leis, 1d20+4 init saved as @init
25:00 <Leis> !save see: 1d20+4 perception
25:01 <diebot> Leis, 1d20+4 perception saved as @see
25:50 <Kendra> can you paste it
25:51 <Kendra> too noisy
25:56 <Kendra> I cant see shit
25:57 <Kendra> hear sit
26:00 <Kendra> and my volume is maxxed
26:02 <Kendra> fkkk
26:48 <Ballig> all right, you're in absalom
26:50 <Ballig> http://i.imgur.com/MZ1iX.jpg
26:54 <Ballig> which is that
27:10 <Ballig> you find yourself in the office of Ambrus Valsin, venture-captain in charge of daily operations in and around the Grand Lodge
27:20 <Kendra> okay
27:25 <Ballig> the chamberlain greets you curtly and motions for you to sit
28:18 <Zirul> !save peep: 1d20+8 perception
28:18 <diebot> Zirul, 1d20+8 perception saved as @peep
28:20 <Ballig> "All right, Pathfinders! Listen up. I know you are new recruits 
28:20 <Ballig> eager to make names for yourselves in the organization, but
28:20 <Ballig> first we need to make sure you are up to snuff and won’t get 
28:20 <Ballig> yourself killed out there. I have a number of small assignments 
28:20 <Ballig> for you and your team, and it would be best if you could 
28:20 <Ballig> finish them before the day’s end.
28:26 <Ballig> "Every day we get some doe-eyed hopeful or 
28:26 <Ballig> some sniveling bootlicker willing to do anything 
28:26 <Ballig> to join up with the Pathfinders. Most of them are 
28:26 <Ballig> good kids, but not all of them have the salt to 
28:26 <Ballig> make it in a world like this. It’s rough out there 
28:26 <Ballig> and I’m not just talking about the ruins, tombs, 
28:30 <Ballig> and wilderness Pathfinders find themselves 
28:30 <Ballig> in on missions. We’ve got people who look 
28:30 <Ballig> down their noses at us, folks who think 
28:31 <Ballig> we squander our resources, and agents 
28:31 <Ballig> who want to take everything we have 
28:31 <Ballig> collected. This wealth of knowledge 
28:35 <Ballig> and these items of lore make us the 
28:36 <Ballig> most powerful organization on the 
28:36 <Ballig> planet. That said, since we are fractured 
28:36 <Ballig> and widespread, it’s difficult for that power 
28:36 <Ballig> to light on anything for too long. For every friend of the 
28:36 <Ballig> Society, there are two enemies.
28:41 <Ballig> "Your first mission, to test your mettle and loyalties, sends 
28:42 <Ballig> you to meet a few people important to the Society living here 
28:42 <Ballig> in Absalom. These are other venture-captains or close allies of 
28:42 <Ballig> our organization, so follow their orders as you would mine. I’ve 
28:46 <Ballig> prepared a list of things I want you to do. They’re not arranged 
28:47 <Ballig> in any particular order of importance, but I want them all 
28:47 <Ballig> completed as quickly as possible. Only report to me once you 
28:47 <Ballig> complete them all. Included in the envelope you hold in your 
28:47 <Ballig> hands is the list, complete with the name of your contact, and 
28:47 <Ballig> directions to the meeting location."
28:50 <Kendra> !save see: 1d20+3 perception
28:51 <diebot> Kendra, 1d20+3 perception saved as @see
29:05 <Kendra> intiative is based on dex?
29:51 <Leis> yes i believe so
29:56 <Kendra> !save init: 1d20+3 init
29:57 <Zirul> !save init: 1d20+3 initiative
29:57 <diebot> Kendra, 1d20+3 init saved as @init
29:57 <diebot> Zirul, 1d20+3 initiative saved as @init
30:00 <Ballig> do it in diebot
30:08 <Ballig> er, do it in PM to diebot
30:14 <Ballig> it's too spammy if you do it all in the channel
30:41 <Kendra> "Not rough enough? Who's he talkin to"
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31:15 <Zirul> !save acro: 1d20+7 acrobatics
31:16 <diebot> Zirul, 1d20+7 acrobatics saved as @acro
31:19 <Ballig> dude
31:20 <Ballig> seriously
31:22 <Ballig> stop saving in the channel
31:25 <Ballig> PM it to diebot
31:29 <Zirul> oh sorry
31:48 <Snickers> mort & jaggedsoul: you guys will have to take the lead here
32:21 <Kendra> ?
32:31 <Snickers> tristen and I have played this before
32:37 <Kendra> k
32:55 <Zirul> ok
32:58 <Kendra> gonna be weird because Im not really any kind of diplomat
33:18 <Snickers> we can help with skills and whatnot
33:37 <Snickers> but in terms of what we're doing next, we're following you
34:04 <Kendra> k get it
34:25 <Ballig> handout: http://i.imgur.com/DDNiq.jpg
35:35 <Ballig> what do you do
35:38 <Ballig> what do you do?!
35:57 <Kendra> "What menial stuff...do they think we're their lapdogs?"
36:00 <Ballig> "Yes."
36:03 <Ballig> "You are our lapdogs."
36:03 <Kendra> "Oh well, lets get to it"
36:09 <Ballig> the venture-captain is clearly in no mood for your insolence
36:13 <Snickers> haha
36:31 <Leis> "let's do top-to-bottom"
36:35 <Kendra> "Fine, I hope this pays well"
36:37 <Zirul> "a wise man once said, to lead is to follow"
36:55 <Kendra> "Its a start, top to bottom it is then"
37:06 <Zirul> "follow my lead"
37:11 <Snickers> "Come along, Batsy."
37:14 <Kendra> "Pickled imp then?"
37:14 <Leis> "okee!"
37:25 <Leis> "let's go"
37:32 <Kendra> go to the picked imp
37:37 <Kendra> Urm this is going to be fun
38:12 <Kendra> ballig - off to the pickled imp?
38:13 <Kendra> CA?
38:17 <Zirul> "venerable sir, will it be ok to do this in order?"
38:59 <Ballig> the venture-captain shrugs "Don't care how you do it, just get it done."
39:22 <Kendra> "Just get to it, the sooner we get it done, the sooner we can call it a day, and get some REAL pathfinder work"
39:41 <Leis> "aye"
39:54 <Kendra> man..shes' a bitch all right :P
40:28 <Ballig> This creepy shop contains myriad odds and ends, most bereft 
40:28 <Ballig> of any discernible use. A number of malformed creatures and 
40:28 <Ballig> creature parts bob in jars on a long, prominent shelf, a tiny 
40:28 <Ballig> fetal devil centered in this macabre lineup. The shopkeeper, 
40:28 <Ballig> a greasy-haired Varisian with a thin mustache, shouts from 
40:28 <Ballig> behind the cluttered counter:
40:36 <Ballig> "Ah yes, I see the Pathfinders have arrived. I'm glad Ambrus 
40:36 <Ballig> was able to lend a few of his new recruits to help me. Please 
40:36 <Ballig> come in and let me tell you what I need."
40:36 <Ballig> Looking around as if to be absolutely certain no customers 
40:36 <Ballig> are browsing the aisles of knock-off Thuvian burial urns or
40:36 <Ballig> supposed Azlanti porcelain, he begins again. 
40:42 <Ballig> "Well met. I am Guaril Karela. A friend of mine has a 
40:42 <Ballig> warehouse near here and he received a parcel on behalf of 
40:42 <Ballig> me and some of my associates, but there's a problem. See, 
40:42 <Ballig> Master Gelbane had to leave town in a hurry and 
40:42 <Ballig> our shipment is still waiting at his warehouse. 
40:42 <Ballig> Rumor is he ended up in trouble with the law 
40:42 <Ballig> and the place was seized. I heard tell from 
40:52 <Ballig> someone down at the docks that some creep 
40:53 <Ballig> was snooping around his warehouse just the 
40:53 <Ballig> other night, so I want to make sure nothing 
40:53 <Ballig> of mine was taken. He keeps all kinds of things, 
40:53 <Ballig> from beer to nails, in that old pelican, but every 
40:53 <Ballig> now and then he stores something really special. 
40:54 <Ballig> This is one of those cases.
40:54 <Ballig> "There's a big crate marked with three 
40:54 <Ballig> crows arranged in a triangle. Inside that 
40:54 <Ballig> crate is a smaller container with a few 
40:54 <Ballig> books and papers in it. That's the only parcel 
40:54 <Ballig> I'm interested in, and as far as I'm concerned, 
41:00 <Ballig> you can help yourself to the rest of the crate. 
41:00 <Ballig> Honestly, anything else you want in the place 
41:00 <Ballig> too. I'm sure the once things get sorted out, the city will 
41:01 <Ballig> seize most everything else anyway.
41:07 <Ballig> "My associates and I often work with the Pathfinders when 
41:07 <Ballig> it comes to special relics and documents, getting them in 
41:07 <Ballig> and out of ports and across borders where the authorities 
41:07 <Ballig> ask too many questions. Most people don't realize what they 
41:07 <Ballig> have and frankly many don't deserve to have it, so sometimes 
41:11 <Ballig> we help take the goods off their hands. If things work out well 
41:11 <Ballig> and you get this done, I'd be glad to talk with you more and 
41:11 <Ballig> help you out with any future endeavors, as long as you help 
41:11 <Ballig> me out too. I'm good at returning favors, trust me."
42:13 <Leis> "ok a crate with three crows in a triangle"
42:27 <Kendra> "So - go to the warehouse in the docks to retrieve some mouldy old papers then?"
42:34 <Leis> "and some books"
42:43 <Kendra> "Thats the books"
42:51 <Ballig> "They are very valuable."
42:54 <Ballig> he smiles creepily at Kendra
43:06 <Kendra> "I glare back at him"
43:14 <Zirul> I use sense motive on him
43:20 <Ballig> roll it secretly
43:40 <Zirul> @hmm @ballig
43:45 <Ballig> you can't do that
44:07 <Ballig> (i.e. that doesn't work, you have to roll it)
44:08 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+8 sense motive @ballig
44:26 <Leis> lol hmm
44:43 <Zirul> "hmm..."
45:05 <Kendra> "The blood of dragons flows in my veins and Im reduced to some overpaid delivery boy?"
45:12 <Kendra> "Oh well, at least Im overpaid"
45:30 <Ballig> "You are doing this for Ambrus Valsin and the Pathfinder Society." he clenches his teeth and narrows his eyes "And it is your duty."
45:44 <Kendra> I glower at him
46:01 <Snickers> "Let's just go."
46:02 <Kendra> "I do it because of pathfinder society duty, nothing else"
46:03 <Ballig> he tilts his moustache
46:20 <Zirul> "Do you have a map of the warehouse?"
46:36 <Ballig> "The warehouse is just a large room."
46:47 <Ballig> "It is at the end of a long pier above the water."
47:02 * Zirul moves towards the door
47:05 <Kendra> "Anything living target practice in there?"
47:16 <Ballig> he shrugs
47:23 <Ballig> "That is not my concern. It is yours."
47:27 <Zirul> my character already left
47:29 <Kendra> "Indeed, and I look foward to it"
47:31 <Kendra> I follow
48:00 <Ballig> you leave the curios store and head to the pier
48:17 <Ballig> Perched on the end of a long pier fifteen feet 
48:18 <Ballig> above the water, the warehouse appears to 
48:18 <Ballig> struggle against its own roof, threatening to 
48:18 <Ballig> sag into the bay below. No light shines from the 
48:18 <Ballig> building’s windows and only the movement of 
48:18 <Ballig> gulls and pelicans stirs the scene.
48:32 <Ballig> 121.45.199.172
48:33 <Ballig> connect on CA
48:35 <Kendra> cast mage armor from scroll
48:38 <Kendra> ac 17
48:43 <Ballig> okay
48:52 <Zirul> stable or unstable?
48:58 <Ballig> unstable, 323
49:15 <Snickers> I'm really not sure why I didn't pick up mage armor
49:39 <Ballig> just waiting for mort and jagged to connect
49:44 <Kendra> wiat finding the stuffs
50:36 <Kendra> like my sorc? :P
51:31 <Leis> !findchar Zirul
51:31 <diebot> Leis, Character: Zirul, number: 336( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=336 )
51:40 <Leis> !findchar Kendra
51:40 <diebot> Leis, Character: Kendra, number: 347( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=347 )
52:32 <Ballig> Kendra, Zirul? CA?
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52:40 <Zirul> wait
53:08 <Kendra> orange dot for me please
53:08 <Kendra> or red
53:12 <Kendra> but red might be enemy
53:13 <Kendra> so just put orange
53:26 <Zirul> brown
53:32 <Ballig> still waiting for j-soul to connect
53:58 <Zirul> yeah, internet is slow
54:08 <Snickers> green
54:10 <Zirul> I'm actually losing you guys in skype
54:14 <Kendra> back in
54:21 <Leis> blue
55:25 <Zirul> sorry, slow
55:29 <Hydrazine> get em, guys!
55:33 <Kendra> I dont see anything
55:35 <Ballig> no YOU get em
55:40 <Ballig> Kendra: waiting on jaggedsoul before I do the map
55:44 <Kendra> np
56:44 <Zirul> yep
56:47 <Zirul> 3hrs
57:12 <Kendra> Ill move into library its quieter once lib opens in about 2 h
57:17 <Kendra> but for now im stuck at mc donalds
57:17 <Zirul> that will also work
58:14 <Zirul> my internet browser just crashed
58:22 <Kendra> acks
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58:53 <Snickers> I stay 5ft behind the last person in line
58:59 <Ballig> what's going on jaggedsoul
59:05 <Kendra> positioning is fine
59:19 <Kendra> Leis want to change place with me or not?
59:21 <Kendra> Im the one with mage armor
59:23 <Kendra> 6 hp though
59:55 <Kendra> for me it doesnt matter whoever who is in front or back
00:06 <Kendra> but you might want to put me in front since I have more ac then you leis?
00:18 <Snickers> "I can only cure wounds twice for the whole day, so be vigilant."
00:23 <Leis> "i won't lead"
00:27 <Kendra> "Wont need any"
00:34 <Kendra> hp Leis?
00:37 <Leis> 10
00:39 <Kendra> checking
00:40 <Kendra> hrm..
00:42 <Snickers> I take out my crossbow
00:46 <Snickers> 7/7
00:50 <Kendra> okay I swithc place with Leis
00:54 <Kendra> I have better ac I think
01:02 <Snickers> my AC is 12
01:02 <Ballig> so what are you guys doing
01:04 <Ballig> you're on the pier
01:10 <Kendra> ac is 17 here
01:12 <Ballig> (we're not wiating on jaggedsoul, if he's left out of the loop that's his problem)
01:12 <Kendra> zirul should go in first
01:28 <Zirul> sorry
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02:09 <Zirul> when I clicked the link, it doesnt bring me to the page where I can choose Stable or Unstable version
02:14 <Kendra> unstable one
02:52 <Ballig> http://dnd.ballig.net/files.php5
02:55 <Ballig> that's the link you need
03:57 <Zirul> there, I'm dlding the unstable version
04:13 <Zirul> but it was working before through the newbie page
04:46 <Leis> @see
04:46 <diebot> Leis, perception: [1d20=1] 5
04:52 <Zirul> @peep
04:52 <diebot> Zirul, perception: [1d20=11] 19
04:55 <Snickers> !throw 1d20+1 perception
04:56 <diebot> Snickers, perception: [1d20=18] 19
05:09 <Ballig> you see that the warehouse looks abandoned, and unstable
05:24 <Kendra> @see
05:24 <diebot> Kendra, perception: [1d20=1] 4
05:27 <Kendra> hahha
05:33 * Zirul enters the warehouse
05:34 <Leis> welcome to the club
05:36 <Snickers> "Might need to be ready for a swim."
05:41 <Ballig> the windows are dark and dirty and provide no view into the structure's interior
05:53 <Ballig> a small boat bobs in the water below, tethered to the pier by a stout, salt-crusted rope
05:54 <Leis> yes we follow
05:56 <Ballig> the front door is locked
06:11 <Leis> i'll take a look for traps
06:17 * Zirul looks for an open window
06:32 <Leis> !throw 1d20+5 find traps @ballig
06:38 <Ballig> you detect no trap
06:43 <Kendra> follow
06:55 <Leis> !throw 1d20+9 disable device
06:56 <diebot> Leis, disable device: [1d20=10] 19
06:59 * Zirul follows
07:08 <Ballig> there is a light *click* as Leis picks the lock
07:25 <Kendra> lovely
07:26 <Ballig> who's going inside
07:40 <Leis> "after you zirul"
07:52 <Ballig> Darkness fills the warehouse, the ambient light from outside 
07:52 <Ballig> blocked by a filthy, oily film on the structure’s few windows. 
07:52 <Ballig> Darting illumination comes from light reflecting off the 
07:52 <Ballig> water through a splintered hole in the floor. Throughout the 
07:52 <Ballig> warehouse, crates, boxes, and barrels lean against each other 
07:52 <Ballig> in vaguely sorted stacks. A lingering smell indicates some of 
07:52 <Ballig> the contents are certainly spoiled.
08:25 <Leis> look for danger
08:26 * Snickers sniffs the air
08:28 <Leis> @see
08:28 <diebot> Leis, perception: [1d20=8] 12
08:33 <Snickers> "Something wicked this way comes."
08:43 <Kendra> "Im ready"
08:47 <Zirul> @peep
08:47 <diebot> Zirul, perception: [1d20=17] 25
08:54 <Snickers> "I'll wait by the door. Take a look around."
09:09 * Zirul looking for danger lurking inside
09:19 <Kendra> "Tell me when you need anything roasted"
09:30 <Ballig> you see a large crate perched in the middle of the hole, stamped with three crows arranged in a triangle
09:32 <Zirul> I'm connected to CA
09:37 <Leis> !findchar Snickers
09:37 <diebot> Leis, Character: Snickers, number: 261341( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=261341 )
09:41 <Zirul> but I don't see a map
09:43 <Kendra> "Grab the stuff and we'll can be out of here"
09:47 <Snickers> i'll move to where Leis is standing once he moves further in
11:11 <Zirul> Ballig, do I see any danger?
11:50 <Ballig> one sec
11:55 <Ballig> as you're searching the room, you see three dire rats
12:35 <Kendra> "Ah - target practice" 
12:38 <Kendra> "Excellent"
12:56 <Ballig> they start squeezing through the crates on the north (west) wall
13:01 <Ballig> roll initiative
13:04 <Leis> @init
13:05 <diebot> Leis, init: [1d20=13] 17
13:09 <Kendra> @init
13:09 <diebot> Kendra, init: [1d20=13] 16
13:15 <Snickers> !throw 1d20+2 init
13:16 <diebot> Snickers, init: [1d20=14] 16
13:24 <Zirul> @init
13:24 <diebot> Zirul, initiative: [1d20=14] 17
13:56 <Snickers> Leis, Zirul, Kendra, Snickers
14:11 <Kendra> k
14:13 <Kendra> first?
14:40 <Zirul> but do I see them?
14:49 <Ballig> you've noticed them
14:59 <Ballig> they climb through the crates
15:11 <Ballig> and dire rat #3 attacks Leis
15:12 <Kendra> god tthey're fast
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15:15 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+1 bite
15:16 <diebot> Ballig, bite: [1d20=17] 18
15:20 <Ballig> they have a climb speed
15:28 <Leis> ac16
15:31 <Leis> 10
15:40 <Ballig> !throw 1d4 damage
15:41 <diebot> Ballig, damage: [1d4=4] 4
15:45 <Leis> 6/10
15:56 <Ballig> make a fort save, Leis
15:58 <Leis> @throw 1d20+1 fort
16:04 <Leis> !throw 1d20+1 fort
16:04 <diebot> Leis, fort: [1d20=20] 21
16:11 <Ballig> it is Leis's turn
16:21 <Leis> lease
17:15 <Zirul> yeah, you can tumble to the other space
17:22 <Zirul> opposite kendra
17:23 <Leis> !throw 1d20+2; 1d6+2
17:23 <diebot> Leis, 1d20+2: [1d20=10] 12; 1d6+2: [1d6=4] 6
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17:42 Ballig gives voice to Mort-
17:49 <Mort-> arh sorry dc
17:52 Mort- is now known as Kendra
17:52 <Leis> !throw 1d20+2; 1d6+1
17:52 <diebot> Leis, 1d20+2: [1d20=4] 6; 1d6+1: [1d6=3] 4
17:57 <Ballig> you miss with both of your attacks
17:59 <Kendra> miss? :P
18:00 <Ballig> you have a movement action remaining
18:34 <Leis> move 1nw
19:02 <Leis> end turn
19:15 <Ballig> Leis swings at the rat but misses both times, and moves to get behind it
19:17 <Ballig> it is Zirul's turn
19:50 <Kendra> ah fk
19:52 <Ballig> save dw: 1d20+2 attack1; 1d6+2 damage1; 1d20+2 attack2; 1d6+1 damage2
19:57 <Kendra> my earphones now working porperly
20:20 <Zirul> Zirul tumbles towards the rat who bit Leis, flanking the rodent
20:31 <Zirul> @acro
20:32 <diebot> Zirul, acrobatics: [1d20=15] 22
20:40 <Kendra> it looks cooler :D
20:41 <Kendra> hahah
20:46 <Ballig> Zirul backflips onto the crate
20:49 <Zirul> hey, I'm a monk
20:51 <Ballig> he has higher ground, so +1
20:51 <Kendra> I applaud
21:12 <Ballig> so regular attack, +1 for higher ground, +2 for flank
21:12 <Zirul> +2 flanking?
21:43 * Zirul strikes with his fists, faster than lightning
21:58 <Zirul> flurry
22:01 <Ballig> roll to hit
22:07 <Zirul> @flurry
22:17 <Ballig> you will need to roll it
22:19 <Ballig> because your modifiers are changed
22:22 <Ballig> +2/+2
22:35 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+2 flurry
22:35 <diebot> Zirul, flurry: [1d20=14] 16
22:56 <Ballig> you punch the rat in the back
22:57 <Ballig> roll damage
23:04 <Zirul> !throw 1d6 dmg
23:04 <diebot> Zirul, dmg: [1d6=1] 1
23:11 <Ballig> it squeaks
23:11 * Kendra snickers
23:13 <Ballig> roll your second attack
23:15 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+2 flurry
23:15 <diebot> Zirul, flurry: [1d20=3] 5
23:22 * Kendra snickers more
23:24 <Ballig> your second punch goes wide, and you don't hit it
23:26 <Ballig> it is Kendra's turn
23:44 <Kendra> move to R 12 color spray
24:08 <Kendra> catching 1 and 2
24:10 <Kendra> in it
24:35 <Kendra> SE
24:40 <Kendra> sorry SW
24:41 <Kendra> sw
24:43 <Zirul> I don't see the map, just the characters
24:50 <Kendra> move one step up
24:51 <Kendra> ?
25:04 <Kendra> Q12
25:09 <Leis> 1w
25:15 <Kendra> 30
25:35 <Kendra> yes
25:37 <Kendra> blst
25:43 <Zirul> go Kendra
25:51 <Kendra> I have colour spray..
26:04 <Kendra> should/not doesnt matter :P
26:14 <Kendra> they are living
26:17 <Kendra> mellon pooved that
26:22 <Kendra> anwyay I figure just blast away
26:24 <Ballig> what's the DC
26:33 <Kendra> 11 + 5 = 16 lol
26:34 <Kendra> hahaha
26:46 <Kendra> Im not a wizard this time
27:08 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+1 rat1; 1d20+1 rat2
27:08 <diebot> Ballig, rat1: [1d20=18] 19; rat2: [1d20=18] 19
27:12 <Ballig> neither of them are affected
27:16 <Kendra> wow...
27:17 <Kendra> impressive
27:22 <Kendra> just good luck
27:25 <Kendra> but doesnt matter
27:32 <Ballig> it is Snickers' turn
27:46 <Kendra> "Drat"
27:47 <Snickers> I shoot a crossbow bolt at
28:19 <Snickers> I move 2e and shoot #2
28:21 <Kendra> that one they were lucky
28:23 <Ballig> roll to hit
28:27 <Kendra> seriously would have pwnd most
28:29 <Snickers> !throw 1d20+2
28:29 <diebot> Snickers, 1d20+2: [1d20=19] 21
28:31 <Snickers> !throw 1d20+2
28:31 <diebot> Snickers, 1d20+2: [1d20=12] 14
28:32 <Zirul> Drat = short for Dire Rat
28:51 <Ballig> you get off a lucky shot, hitting the rat in the eye
28:54 <Ballig> roll critical damage
28:56 <Snickers> !throw 2d8
28:57 <diebot> Snickers, 2d8: [2d8=1,7] 8
29:01 <Ballig> and it dies
29:13 <Kendra> "Dont steal my kills!"
29:20 * Snickers snickers
29:26 <Ballig> rat#1 squeaks and goes for Kendra
29:27 * Kendra points middle finger at snickers
29:32 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+1 bite
29:33 <diebot> Ballig, bite: [1d20=8] 9
29:34 <Kendra> "Come and get me..and get killed"
29:38 <Kendra> I have..17 ac? hahahaha
29:41 <Ballig> but it misses her with its many teeth
29:43 <Kendra> "Long way to go ratty"
29:47 <Kendra> mage armor
29:51 <Kendra> I wont run around wiht 6 hp
29:54 <Kendra> and fight like THIS.
29:56 <Kendra> wihtout
29:57 <Ballig> rat #3 attacks
29:59 <Ballig> !rng Leis Zirul
29:59 <diebot> Ballig, Zirul
30:01 <Ballig> Zirul
30:04 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+1 bite
30:04 <diebot> Ballig, bite: [1d20=9] 10
30:07 <Ballig> but also misses
30:14 <Ballig> it is Leis' turn
30:14 <Leis> okee
30:20 <Leis> i can do sneak attack?
30:24 <Ballig> you can
30:25 <Leis> @dw
30:35 <Leis> !save dw: 1d20+2 attack1; 1d6+2 damage1; 1d20+2 attack2; 1d6+1 damage2
30:36 <diebot> Leis, 1d20+2 attack1; 1d6+2 damage1; 1d20+2 attack2; 1d6+1 damage2 saved as @dw
30:38 <Leis> @dw
30:39 <diebot> Leis, attack1: [1d20=8] 10; damage1: [1d6=5] 7; attack2: [1d20=5] 7; damage2: [1d6=6] 7
30:46 <Ballig> neither of them hit
30:52 <Leis> end turn
30:56 <Ballig> it is Zirul's turn
31:05 * Kendra laughs at Leis
31:12 <Zirul> flurry
31:21 <Ballig> roll to hit
31:22 <Ballig> +2/+2
31:23 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+2 flurry
31:23 <diebot> Zirul, flurry: [1d20=20] 22
31:27 <Ballig> roll that one again
31:34 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+2 crit
31:35 <diebot> Zirul, crit: [1d20=15] 17
31:44 <Zirul> 2d6?
31:44 <Ballig> you grab the rat by the head and try to break its neck
31:46 <Ballig> roll critical damage
31:50 <Kendra> "Damn, I gotta pick up my pace"
32:05 <Zirul> !throw 2d6 crit dmg
32:05 <diebot> Zirul, crit dmg: [2d6=4,6] 10
32:14 <Ballig> you twist and there's a sickening *crunch*, and the rat goes limp
32:18 <Leis> zed's dead
32:22 <Ballig> you have a movement action remaining
32:50 <Zirul> jump down towards 1
32:58 <Ballig> give me directions
33:08 <Zirul> so I flank with Kendra
33:19 <Zirul> 014?
33:19 <Leis> directions?
33:40 <Ballig> you can get to there
33:40 <Zirul> lemme tumble
33:47 <Ballig> you n eed to give me precise movement sif you want to tumble
34:09 <Ballig> keep in mind that the crates are difficult terrain (costs 10 feet to move into one)
34:13 <Ballig> and that when you tumble you are moving at half speed
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34:37 Ballig gives voice to Mort-
34:37 <Mort-> sorry :D
34:39 Mort- is now known as Kendra
34:49 <Snickers> :D
34:57 <Zirul> I'll stay then
34:58 <Kendra> Ill move in 1h 30 min
35:03 <Ballig> okay
35:05 <Ballig> it's Kendra's turn
35:10 <Kendra> "That rat's MINE"
35:15 <Zirul> can't see the map
35:20 <Kendra> P11
35:26 <Kendra> acid splash
35:33 <Kendra> !throw 1d20+3
35:33 <diebot> Kendra, 1d20+3: [1d20=18] 21
35:57 <Ballig> you will provoke an attack of opportunity casting from there
36:02 <Kendra> P10
36:03 <Kendra> sorry
36:15 <Ballig> you can only 5 foot step to the east
36:23 <Kendra> hrm
36:25 <Kendra> 5 ft east he has cover?
36:26 <Kendra> doesnt matter
36:28 <Kendra> just move anyway
36:33 <Ballig> he's on top of the crate
36:39 <Kendra> what penalities for shooting?
36:44 <Ballig> Kendra 5 foots to the east and shoots some acid from her outstretched fingertips
36:46 <Ballig> roll damage
36:51 <Kendra> !throw 1d3+2
36:51 <diebot> Kendra, 1d3+2: [1d3=3] 5
37:00 <Kendra> "Eat that!"
37:03 <Kendra> havoc of the society
37:06 <Kendra> + acid flask focus
37:11 <Kendra> Im using myflask...
37:14 <Kendra> as focus
37:25 <Kendra> yeah I told you I am power personiified
37:41 <Kendra> yes
37:43 <Kendra> :)
37:54 <Kendra> it suits kendra really
37:55 <Kendra> she would love it
38:07 <Ballig> Kendra melts the remaining rat
38:14 <Snickers> I reload my crossbow
38:16 <Kendra> "See?"
38:25 <Kendra> "Matter settled"
38:57 <Kendra> how long on mage armor?
39:24 <Ballig> I will tell you when it expires
39:24 <Kendra> "Id happily do them in an hour
39:27 * Zirul looks for the crate
39:28 <Ballig> you still have a task to do here
39:40 <Zirul> wait
39:57 <Zirul> no
40:21 <Zirul> yes, multiple times
40:29 <Zirul> connect or resync
41:22 <Kendra> "All right Zirul - go get wet"
41:30 * Zirul moves towards the crate
41:30 <Snickers> I search some of the nearby crates and bags
41:36 <Ballig> there is nothing of value
41:41 <Kendra> I search the whole warehouse
41:47 <Kendra> phat lewt
41:53 <Zirul> I search the crate
42:00 <Ballig> http://i.imgur.com/NkXiG.jpg
42:02 <Ballig> that's the warehouse
42:07 <Ballig> Kendra: how long do you want to spend searching the warehouse
42:33 <Snickers> how long would it take for a standard search
42:44 * Zirul crosses the plank
42:52 <Ballig> a couple of hours if you want to search everything
43:05 <Zirul> I did
43:25 <Kendra> oh nevermind
43:25 <Kendra> Ill pass
43:27 <Zirul> I'll try to quickly cross it
43:29 <Kendra> Im on a timer
43:54 <Zirul> do a balancing act
44:00 <Ballig> Zirul ventures out onto the teetering beams
44:08 <Snickers> I'm going to search until the others are done doing what they're doing
44:12 <Ballig> Zirul: acrobatics check
44:17 <Snickers> !throw 1d20+1 perception @ballig
44:37 <Zirul> @acro
44:38 <diebot> Zirul, acrobatics: [1d20=4] 11
44:50 <Snickers> I'll move about the warehouse to do so
44:55 <Ballig> you just barely avoid causing the hole to crash in further
44:57 <Zirul> can I take 10?
45:42 <Kendra> ah let me doit..
45:45 <Ballig> make another acrobatics check
45:54 <Kendra> I stand at the side waiting for zirul to finish first
46:21 <Kendra> looing abit willbrb
46:47 <Zirul> can I take 10?
46:52 <Ballig> no
47:04 <Ballig> you are walking out on two very precarious, teetering beams
47:15 <Ballig> there is a serious risk of failure
47:38 <Ballig> make the roll
47:50 <Zirul> @acro
47:50 <diebot> Zirul, acrobatics: [1d20=1] 8
48:02 <Zirul> fugly
48:05 <Ballig> the floor cracks, the hole becomes bigger
48:07 <Ballig> the crate falls into the water
48:09 <Ballig> make a reflex save
48:31 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+8 reflex
48:32 <diebot> Zirul, reflex: [1d20=2] 10
48:32 <Kendra> haha
48:34 * Kendra laughs
48:50 <Ballig> Zirul falls into the water and is hit by falling debris
48:51 <Snickers> "Quick! Someone get it!"
48:54 <Ballig> !throw 1d6
48:54 <diebot> Ballig, 1d6: [1d6=2] 2
48:55 <Kendra> owww
48:56 <Snickers> "We can't let those books get wet!"
48:58 <Ballig> taking 2 points of non-lethal damage
49:10 <Ballig> what are you all doing
49:13 <Ballig> (this is very time-sensitive)
49:17 <Leis> str: 14
49:18 <Kendra> I go to the edge and throw the rope to Zirul
49:28 <Ballig> Kendra throws rope to Zirul
49:30 <Leis> i'll dive in
49:31 <Snickers> "Tie it to the crate!"
49:33 <Ballig> Zirul: what do you do with the rope
49:39 <Snickers> I help Kendra pull it up
49:40 <Zirul> tie it to the crate
49:49 <Ballig> anyone pulling on the rope roll a strength check
49:51 <Kendra> I alwyas have rope
49:55 <Kendra> !throw 1d20+0
49:55 <diebot> Kendra, 1d20+0: [1d20=6] 6
49:55 <Snickers> !throw 1d20-2 str
49:56 <diebot> Snickers, str: [1d20=5] 3
50:04 <Ballig> is anyone else pulling on the rope
50:05 <Kendra> "Someone help?"
50:18 <Ballig> you fail to pull it up
50:20 <Ballig> roll a strength check
50:21 <Kendra> try again
50:23 <Snickers> !throw 1d20-2 str
50:23 <diebot> Snickers, str: [1d20=18] 16
50:27 <Kendra> !throw 1d20+0
50:27 <diebot> Kendra, 1d20+0: [1d20=10] 10
50:31 <Snickers> "Heave!"
50:33 <Ballig> you pull it up out of the water
50:39 <Ballig> but it's still on the rope, dangling below the floor
50:45 <Kendra> apull more?
50:46 <Kendra> try again
50:47 <Ballig> Zirul, Leis - swim checks
50:58 <Snickers> "Move the crate to line up with the hole so we can pull it out!"
51:01 <Leis> @throw 1d20+6 swim
51:05 <Leis> !throw 1d20+6 swim
51:05 <diebot> Leis, swim: [1d20=12] 18
51:13 <Zirul> @throw 1d20 swim
51:15 <Kendra> "My god Leis swims like a fish!"
51:45 <Ballig> use !, zirul
52:05 <Zirul> !throw 1d20 swim
52:05 <diebot> Zirul, swim: [1d20=15] 15
52:16 <Ballig> Leif and Zirul pull themselves out of the water up on the pier
52:21 <Ballig> Snickers, Kendra - strength checks
52:22 <Leis> "HEAVE"
52:24 <Kendra> still dangling
52:32 <Kendra> !throw 1d20
52:32 <diebot> Kendra, 1d20: [1d20=5] 5
52:35 <Kendra> oops
52:38 <Kendra> leis?
52:51 <Leis> run around as quickly as we can
52:54 <Snickers> "HELP!"
53:01 <Snickers> !throw 1d20-2 str
53:01 <diebot> Snickers, str: [1d20=9] 7
53:04 * Zirul runs to help pull it out
53:10 <Ballig> it falls back down into the water
53:15 <Ballig> Leis, Zirul?
53:16 <Kendra> okay those in the water..
53:16 <Kendra> keep it going
53:28 <Leis> "HEAVE HO"
53:30 <Kendra> !throw 1d20+0
53:30 <diebot> Kendra, 1d20+0: [1d20=20] 20
53:31 <Kendra> pulling
53:34 <Kendra> again
53:37 <Snickers> !throw 1d20-2 str
53:38 <diebot> Snickers, str: [1d20=12] 10
53:48 <Ballig> you pull it back out of the water, it's half way up
53:55 <Ballig> you can all pull on the rope now if you want
53:55 <Ballig> make strength checks
53:57 <Kendra> k
53:58 <Snickers> "Grab the rope!"
54:01 <Leis> !throw 1d20+2 strength
54:01 <diebot> Leis, strength: [1d20=1] 3
54:04 <Kendra> !throw 1d20+0
54:04 <diebot> Kendra, 1d20+0: [1d20=12] 12
54:07 <Snickers> as they pull on the rope, I move to the crate to help move it into the right position
54:36 <Snickers> !throw 1d20-2 str
54:36 <diebot> Snickers, str: [1d20=2] 0
54:41 <Ballig> Zirul, are you helping with the rope?
55:10 <Kendra> "Get the toot here and help you sorry Tooot of a monk!"
55:26 <Kendra> "Oh for more draconic strength"
55:36 <Snickers> !throw 1d20 zuril's str
55:36 <diebot> Snickers, zuril's str: [1d20=12] 12
55:41 <Zirul> yes, that's my last action
55:46 <Ballig> Kendra and Zirul prevent it falling back into the water, but it doesn't come up any further
55:52 <Ballig> roll strength checks anyone heaving on the rope
55:53 <Kendra> pull more
56:00 <Snickers> !throw 1d20-2 str
56:00 <diebot> Snickers, str: [1d20=9] 7
56:04 <Kendra> !throw 1d20+0
56:05 <diebot> Kendra, 1d20+0: [1d20=15] 15
56:13 <Kendra> zirul
56:15 <Leis> !throw 1d20+2 strength
56:16 <diebot> Leis, strength: [1d20=17] 19
56:17 <Zirul> wait
56:29 <Zirul> my baby just threw the cellphonr
56:36 <Snickers> !throw 1d20 str
56:36 <diebot> Snickers, str: [1d20=13] 13
56:38 <Zirul> !throw 1d20 str
56:38 <diebot> Zirul, str: [1d20=2] 2
56:45 <Ballig> Kendra and Leis grunt and pull the crate up into the warehouse
56:51 * Kendra pants
56:55 <Kendra> "What a day..."
57:09 <Snickers> we open the crate
57:11 <Kendra> "They sure better pay me well for this"
57:13 <Zirul> It was bought just 3 days ago! Now it's broke!
57:23 <Zirul> a samsung galaxy
57:25 <Kendra> Take everything
57:40 <Snickers> ouch
57:44 <Snickers> insured?
57:56 <Kendra> "Im about full on weight though, so can someone take the stuff?"
58:06 <Kendra> "Spread alchemist fire among us all, blanch on rogue"
58:08 <Kendra> "
58:17 <Leis> "perhaps..."
58:18 <Kendra> Make sure each of us have at least one acid/alchemist flask on us"
58:31 <Kendra> "Masterwork tools - on rogue"
58:44 <Ballig> The rescued crate holds a smaller mahogany 
58:45 <Ballig> box inside, which contains five books and a few loose sheets 
58:45 <Ballig> of paper in a leather folder. The titles and subjects seem 
58:45 <Ballig> completely unrelated to each other: Practical Thaumaturgy 
58:45 <Ballig> In Accordance with Creation , Geographic Anomalies of the 
58:45 <Ballig> Inner Sea , Under Kaer Maga: A Trial and Travel, Physiology of 
58:45 <Ballig> Dragons: An Illustrated Reference , Lost Sarusan. The leather 
58:45 <Ballig> folder contains cargo manifestos, warehouse inventories, 
58:45 <Ballig> and other financial logs from a dozen different merchant 
58:45 <Ballig> houses and trade guilds.
58:45 <Ballig> The crate also contains 10 sets of masterwork thieves’ 
58:45 <Ballig> tools, three flasks of alchemist’s fire, a flask of acid, a dozen 
58:45 <Ballig> jars of various inks, a footprint book*, adamantine weapon 
58:45 <Ballig> blanch*, three bags of powder*, a deck of marked cards*, 
58:45 <Ballig> and two sets of average loaded dice*
58:46 <Kendra> "I have 2 flasks of acid - I do not need more"
59:00 <Kendra> "Thieves tools and adamatine blanch to rogue"
59:01 <Kendra> what is powder for
59:03 <Snickers> I take the flask of acid
59:16 <Kendra> I do not take anything
59:26 <Kendra> make thinsg visilbe?
59:26 <Zirul> Snickers no
59:28 <Snickers> I take the cards and the dice
59:33 <Kendra> I take the powder
59:36 <Leis> "kendra take the powder"
59:37 <Leis> yeah
00:02 <Leis> "i'll take the weapon blanch and the tools"
00:11 <Kendra> "Each person except me take a flask"
00:14 <Leis> "i'll also heft the remainder"
00:22 <Ballig> what are you guys doing next
00:24 <Kendra> go back to bookshop
00:25 <Zirul> I take an alchemists fire
00:26 <Ballig> (this task is complete)
00:33 <Leis> "we've got to return these HEAVY books ASAP"
00:37 <Kendra> return his books
00:48 <Ballig> okay
01:01 <Ballig> you give the books to Guaril, he seems pleased
01:01 * Zirul carries the books and move toward the exit
01:01 <Ballig> he twitches his moustache "Thank you."
01:28 <Kendra> "It was a pleasure, especially the living target practice"
01:45 * Kendra grins at Guaril
01:45 <Kendra> next task
01:48 <Ballig> he's gone back to his other business
01:51 <Ballig> which task are you doing next
01:56 <Leis> head to the temple
01:57 <Kendra> go to temple 
01:58 <Leis> task 2
03:35 <Ballig> "Thank the light of Sarenrae you have arrived! I knew Ambrus 
03:35 <Ballig> would come through for us in the Silver Crusade. I desperately 
03:35 <Ballig> need you to bring medicine to an orphanage and let me know 
03:35 <Ballig> if the headmistress, Gilga Baltwin, is deserving of our charity. 
03:35 <Ballig> Since our quest began, the needy have clamored for our aid, 
03:35 <Ballig> and I suspect some are abusing our generosity. It may sound 
03:35 <Ballig> cruel, but there are plenty of dishonest people out in the world 
03:35 <Ballig> eager for easy gold.
03:35 <Ballig> "Do you know of the Silver Crusade? After discovering so 
03:35 <Ballig> many factions splintered the Society, a number of us banded 
03:35 <Ballig> together to proliferate the cause of charity and kindness using 
03:35 <Ballig> the Society's resources. As it is said, ‘The Dawn brings new 
03:35 <Ballig> light' and I've made it my life's work to use our recent darkness 
03:35 <Ballig> to bring a new light to the world and to the Pathfinder Society.
03:35 <Ballig> I apologize for straying off point. Will you bring this parcel 
03:35 <Ballig> of medicine to Auntie Baltwin's Home for Recovery in the 
03:35 <Ballig> Eastgate district?"
04:32 <Kendra> "Ah we'll do it, hopefully theres some entertainment along the way"
04:37 <Zirul> I'm sorry, it's pandemonium here
04:41 <Ballig> she tuts at kendra
05:01 <Leis> "of course my lady"
05:10 <Ballig> "I'm not sure if Gilga Baltwin is honest or not, but I hope this delivery by Pathfinder agents will confirm whether the oprhanage is operating on the up and up."
05:10 <Snickers> "What a worthy cause! We'll do whatever we can to help."
05:10 <Zirul> can someone pilot my char? I'll get back once things are sorted out here at home
05:23 <Kendra> I glare at Ollysta
05:32 <Leis> "not sure if she's honest?"
05:33 <Ballig> "Be observant and report back to me any evidence that Baltwin isn't worthy of the Silver Crusade's aid."
05:40 <Kendra> "Sure. Glad to"
05:55 <Snickers> "Will you be able to help us - our friend is wounded."
05:59 * Snickers gestures atLeis
06:03 <Leis> "do you have any suggestions for what to look out for?"
06:20 <Leis> "and perhaps if we can help you - i've been bitten by a horrible rat"
06:22 <Ballig> Snickers: make a diplomacy check
06:28 <Snickers> !throw 1d20-2 diplomacy
06:29 <diebot> Snickers, diplomacy: [1d20=18] 16
06:31 <Snickers> aid me, guys
06:36 <Leis> ok
06:40 <Zirul> aid snickers
06:45 <Snickers> my diplomacy is terrible
06:46 <Kendra> untrained
06:47 <Kendra> so do I get my bonus?
06:51 <Snickers> yeah
06:55 <Leis> is it just charisma?
06:56 <Zirul> !throw 1d20-2 diplomacy
06:56 <diebot> Zirul, diplomacy: [1d20=14] 12
06:59 <Kendra> !throw 1d20+5 diplomacy
06:59 <diebot> Kendra, diplomacy: [1d20=5] 10
07:00 <Snickers> all bonuses apply, you only have to meet DC 10
07:09 <Leis> !throw 1d20-1 diplomacy
07:09 <diebot> Leis, diplomacy: [1d20=3] 2
07:10 <Kendra> youd b surprsied how good I acutally am at this
07:11 <Kendra> but its not me
07:12 <Leis> pffft
07:23 <Snickers> maybe one of you should have asked :P
07:24 <Ballig> "Oh, we really shouldn't be using our resources like this, but I guess just this /once/ won't hurt."
07:27 <Ballig> she casts cure light wounds on Leis
07:30 <Ballig> !throw 1d8+1
07:30 <diebot> Ballig, 1d8+1: [1d8=2] 3
07:34 <Kendra> I thank Ollysta
07:37 <Leis> "thank you my lady"
07:41 <Ballig> (using a wand)
07:42 <Leis> 9/10
07:51 <Kendra> "I was wrong about you, my lady, I offer you my sincere apologies"
08:08 <Leis> i was asking
08:12 <Ballig> "Now be off, and report back to me on whether Batwin is worthy of our aid."
08:13 <Leis> "do you have any suggestions for what to look out for?"
08:21 <Ballig> she walks back into the temple
08:26 <Leis> okee
08:55 <Leis> off we go
08:58 <Ballig> what are you doing
09:04 <Leis> to the orphanage
09:35 <Kendra> "we need to determine if he will be using hte parcel on the orphans"
09:43 <Ballig> she
09:44 <Kendra> "Or keeping the money for himself"
09:46 <Kendra> she..
09:56 <Ballig> it's Auntie Baltwin's Home for Recovery
10:03 <Kendra> "Id also check if the orphans were in good condition, or she is scrimping on the food"
10:41 Kendra has quit (Connection reset by peer)
11:37 <Zirul> "I will try to hide inside while the others create a distraction"
11:49 <Snickers> "We may have to tell some little white lies in here, if we're looking for something she tries to hide."
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12:00 Ballig gives voice to Mort-
12:03 <Mort-> back sorry
12:06 Mort- is now known as Kendra
12:06 <Snickers> [13:11] <Zirul> "I will try to hide inside while the others create a distraction"
12:06 <Snickers> [13:11] <Snickers> "We may have to tell some little white lies in here, if we're looking for something she tries to hide."
12:14 <Zirul> "Directions, please?"
12:14 <Ballig> are you headed to the orphanage?
12:20 <Ballig> she's told you where the orphanage is
12:23 <Kendra> yes
12:41 <Ballig> okay
12:44 <Ballig> you arrive at the orphanage
12:44 <Zirul> +7
13:01 <Snickers> sound like a plan?
13:08 <Zirul> who has good sense motive?
13:13 <Kendra> I have diplomacy untrained
13:16 <Kendra> 1d20+5..
13:18 <Kendra> hahah
13:22 <Kendra> but its so not my style
13:26 <Kendra> as a character
13:28 <Kendra> I druther intimidate..
13:28 <Kendra> hahaha
13:50 <Zirul> I'll take the parcel then
13:59 <Snickers> tristen you there
14:07 <Leis> sorry yeah
14:12 <Zirul> I have +8 on sense motive and perception
14:15 <Leis> a bit distracted...
14:33 <Leis> +4 on sense motive
14:42 <Zirul> we just need the rogue to sneak around
14:45 <Leis> actually +3 on diplomacy
14:51 <Leis> (didn't realise before)
14:56 <Snickers> I've got a +10 to bluff
15:00 <Leis> NICE
15:03 <Snickers> so I guess we will be lying to pieces
15:07 <Snickers> plenty of intimidate too
15:19 <Zirul> disguise yourself and infiltrate
15:20 <Leis> so guys, what line of questioning should we take?
15:40 <Kendra> just say we have a parcel for her
15:45 <Kendra> I keep talking about how the orphanage is running and stuff
16:02 <Kendra> you guys sneak in the back, and see what they are running
16:08 <Leis> ok i can sneak around the back
16:16 <Snickers> our strategy is sneak and chitchat?
16:16 <Zirul> I'll go with Kendra
16:34 <Leis> and i'll sneak around to find what i can
16:35 <Snickers> and Zirul sensing motive
16:46 <Zirul> "Hmm..."
17:07 <Kendra> I keep him talking about the place
17:09 <Leis> what's that spell?
17:17 <Zirul> phantasmogorical whatzit?
17:23 <Leis> antidisestablishmentarianism?
17:54 <Ballig> okay
18:00 <Ballig> Leis tries to sneak around and break into the orphanage by himself
18:04 <Ballig> the other three knock on the front door
18:05 <Ballig> good?
18:11 <Zirul> inflict ultramicrocospicsilicovolcanoconiosis
18:12 <Kendra> yes
18:15 <Kendra> makes sense
18:23 <Kendra> what are youthinking of all the spells btw
18:31 <Ballig> Nearly swarming with cats and children, this fine upper-class 
18:31 <Ballig> home appears to be clean and in good condition considering 
18:31 <Ballig> the number and ages of its inhabitants. Three young boys 
18:31 <Ballig> shoot marbles in the dirt near the side porch, and inside 
18:31 <Ballig> strewn toys and more cats lie about on the floors. A few 
18:31 <Ballig> children take care of chores, while coughs and sneezes softly 
18:31 <Ballig> erupt from the children’s dormitories upstairs.
18:51 <Ballig> Leis: roll a secret stealth check
18:57 <Snickers> do any of the kids notice my green skin
19:03 <Leis> !throw 1d20+8 stealth @ballig
19:42 <Kendra> hehe
20:57 <Kendra> "Hello"
21:26 <Ballig> she turns up her nose at Snickers
21:29 <Ballig> "What do you lot want?"
21:43 <Kendra> half elf
21:44 <Leis> human
21:45 <Snickers> half-elf
21:46 <Zirul> human
22:20 <Snickers> "We've come to say hello to the children."
22:33 <Ballig> "I don't have time for your foolishness."
22:38 <Ballig> "I have sick children here I am tending."
22:39 <Kendra> "We're here to deliver a package and Im here on behalf of a very wealthy client who may have something to offer your home"
22:55 <Zirul> "the monk, the witch the ward and the rogue
23:04 <Snickers> "AND to say HELLO to the children."
23:08 <Snickers> (intimidate)
23:24 <Kendra> thats not quite right, if youwant to intimdate you should leave it ot me haha
23:39 <Snickers> too late now
23:41 <Snickers> aid me if you like
23:55 <Kendra> !throw 1d20+9 intimidate
23:55 <diebot> Kendra, intimidate: [1d20=19] 28
23:59 <Kendra> you asked
24:00 <Kendra> hahah
24:08 <Snickers> you have to actually say something I think
24:12 <Snickers> to the effect of intimidating
24:29 <Snickers> say or do something intimidating
24:33 <Snickers> not just make a roll :P
24:53 <Meclizine> An appropriately fearsome gesture?
25:01 <Zirul> well, implying that we have a package and we wont gve it til we see the children
25:13 <Zirul> can be intimidation
25:16 <Kendra> "Lets just say our client has a...vested..interest in the way you're running the place"
25:38 <Kendra> intimidate?
25:47 <Kendra> sort of imply..
25:50 <Kendra> acutally
26:02 <Ballig> she huffs "Just deliver the package and leave. I have no time for your silly games."
26:06 <Ballig> she eyes Kendra warily
26:43 <Kendra> "We don't see the children, no package"
26:49 <Kendra> can I intimidate?
26:51 <Kendra> I actually can..
26:52 <Kendra> hehe
26:54 <Ballig> that's not very intimidating
26:58 <Ballig> Snickers: roll your intimidate
27:23 <Snickers> !throw 1d20+6 intimidate
27:24 <diebot> Snickers, intimidate: [1d20=20] 26
27:30 <Zirul> "why would it be hard to just say hello to the children?"
27:40 <Kendra> actually I think that is more on diplomacy
27:47 <Ballig> she says "Well... that's an unusual request, but I suppose you can look at the children."
27:51 <Ballig> she invites you inside
27:55 <Zirul> "Hmm?"
27:56 <Kendra> if you want intimidate do something like, you dont let us see the children Ill stick my wand up your arse
28:52 <Snickers> go inside
28:54 <Kendra> enter the room
28:55 <Ballig> okay
29:02 <Kendra> Ill go and play with one of the children
29:03 <Kendra> :D
29:07 <Ballig> she brings you into her sitting room
29:10 <Ballig> make secret perception checks
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29:18 <Snickers> !throw 1d20+1 perception @ballig
29:23 <Kendra> !throw 1d20+3 perception @ballig
29:29 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+8 @ballig
29:32 <Kendra> detect magic?
29:36 <Kendra> I can use the cantrip?
29:40 <Ballig> auntie baltwin
29:44 <Ballig> Kendra: if you like
29:51 <Snickers> "Kendra, you check the kids, Auntie Baldwin is going to have a little chat with Zirul and I."
30:18 <Ballig> "I'm sorry, I can't leave you alone with the children."
30:22 <Ballig> "That would be inappropriate."
30:26 <Ballig> "I have to consider their safety, you see."
31:25 <Snickers> "Alright. Shall we talk to the kids first or to you?"
31:36 <Ballig> she shrugs
31:44 <Ballig> "I have important things to do, can you please make this visit quick."
31:53 <Ballig> "We can have some tea if you like."
32:03 <Kendra> I go to the kids
32:18 <Ballig> there are a couple of kids in the room
32:20 <Snickers> "We are also very rushified today."
33:07 <Leis> !throw 1d20+3 diplomacy @ballig
33:08 <Kendra> Play with the kids
33:08 <Zirul> do the kids look well-fed?
33:34 <Snickers> I stay with Auntie Baldwin
33:40 <Ballig> the kids look ill, but this is a home for sick children
33:50 <Ballig> Auntie Baltwin isn't allowing any of you to leave her sight
34:02 <Kendra> "How are you feeling today?"
34:03 <Kendra> to the kids
34:24 <Ballig> the child smiles and then coughs "A little ill. Do you have medicine?"
34:30 <Kendra> also cast detect magic around hte room
34:35 <Kendra> and make sure you have fancy fireworks around
34:49 <Ballig> she looks startled
34:54 <Ballig> "What is that? Is that a spell?"
34:56 <Ballig> (you detect no magic)
34:59 <Kendra> "What kind of medicine you usually have?"
35:03 <Kendra> "Yes, Im magic"
35:06 <Ballig> "They have the medicine I give them."
35:08 * Kendra smiles at the kids
35:08 <Ballig> the child shuts up
35:16 <Ballig> that was Auntie Baltwin who asked about the spell
35:17 <Ballig> not the child
35:20 <Kendra> Oh
35:27 <Zirul> try to sense if the kid was intimidated by Aunt's remark
35:35 <Snickers> "Kids love magic, you know."
35:38 <Ballig> roll a secret sense motive, Zirul
35:48 <Leis> !throw 1d20+4 perception @ballig
35:57 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+8 @ballig
35:57 <Kendra> "Yes, they do"
36:13 <Ballig> Zirul: you think that the children are intimidated by her
36:31 <Kendra> Go and play with the kids abit..try to get out of her earshot
36:32 <Ballig> "You've seen the children, now can you please give us the medicine we need to MAKE THEM BETTER and then leave?"
36:45 <Kendra> get the kids out of her earshot
36:46 <Kendra> acutally
37:02 <Ballig> "I'm sorry, I can't let you interrogate the children by t hemselves."
37:06 <Ballig> "I need to consider their safety."
37:15 <Kendra> out of hearing
37:18 <Kendra> not visual
37:22 <Zirul> "We also consider their safety"
37:22 <Kendra> Im a half elf I got sharp ears
37:25 <Ballig> you can't get out of her hearing while remaining in her sight
37:27 <Kendra> ah
37:28 <Snickers> "I think we have some time."
37:28 <Kendra> damn
37:49 <Leis> !throw 1d20+3 diplomacy @ballig
37:54 <Ballig> "Just what it is it you're trying to do here, anyway?"
38:17 <Zirul> "Kids, don't be afraid. Do you really get to take the medicine?"
38:40 <Zirul> "Hmm?"
38:43 <Kendra> "We're here on the behalf of our client to check the place is well run"
38:44 <Ballig> "Auntie Baltwin makes us better."
38:49 <Ballig> Auntie Baltwin scowls at Zirul
38:53 <Ballig> "What are you trying to imply?!"
38:56 <Kendra> "Does the medicine taste good?"
38:57 <Zirul> sense if kid is lying
39:03 <Ballig> Zirul: secret sense motive
39:19 <Snickers> "He doesn't mean anything by it, he's just making conversation with them."
39:21 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+8 hmm? @ballig
39:22 <Snickers> (bluff)
39:29 <Ballig> Zirul: you don't think the child is lying
40:04 <Ballig> "Look, I can make us some tea and we can sit down to talk about this."
40:06 <Kendra> "How were you sent here in the first place?"
40:11 <Kendra> (to the kids)
40:12 <Ballig> "But I don't want you upsetting the children like this."
40:23 <Ballig> "Go on, kids, go back to your rooms."
40:25 <Ballig> she shoos the kids out of the room
40:44 <Snickers> "You seem to be in a hurry to hustle them away. Do you have something to hide?"
40:51 <Zirul> "Hmm?"
40:59 <Ballig> "What! I... well..."
41:02 <Zirul> sense motive on Auntie
41:04 <Ballig> "Okay, you caught me. I drink a bit."
41:07 <Ballig> "I drink a lot."
41:12 <Ballig> you can see that her eyes are bloodshot
41:21 <Ballig> "But what do you expect, I have to look after children all day! Ha ha!"
41:24 <Kendra> "Does it in any way affect what you're doing down here?" 
41:30 * Kendra glares at the auntie
41:36 <Ballig> "Oh, no, of course not. No."
41:39 <Ballig> "I am an excellent healer, ask anyone."
41:42 <Zirul> "and where do you get the money for the wine?"
41:48 <Snickers> "That's what any alcholic would say."
41:55 <Zirul> "Hmm?"
41:58 <Snickers> alcoholic*
41:59 <Ballig> "I make a meager earning from the townspeople."
42:08 <Snickers> "Where does that money go?"
42:18 <Ballig> "To run this place, of course. I have upkeep."
42:23 <Kendra> "The donations to this place then? Do they end up in your wine bottle?"
42:30 <Ballig> "No! Of course not!"
42:42 <Zirul> sense motive
42:47 <Ballig> roll it secretly
42:54 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+8 hmm? @ballig
42:59 <Snickers> "Zirul just asked you where you get the money for the wine, and you answered that you get a meager earning from the townspeople."
43:21 <Zirul> "Meager does not cover drinking a lot"
43:24 <Ballig> "I have to live."
43:51 <Ballig> "I'm sorry, are you really here to give me a lecture about my alcoholism?"
43:53 <Ballig> "It's a problem!"
43:58 <Ballig> "Can you help me?"
44:00 <Ballig> "Please, help me."
44:04 <Ballig> "I just need some guidance."
44:07 <Snickers> "So you have a good time with your WHISKEY, while the kids suffer the consequences, is that it?"
44:10 <Ballig> "I'm sure I can give up the alcohol if you just helped me."
44:20 <Ballig> "The kids don't suffer, I heal them."
44:21 <Zirul> "A problem that does not work well with your line of work"
44:28 <Kendra> "Well, we could go to your cellars and make sure you dont have any alcohol left"
44:44 <Ballig> "I have my bottle of whiskey here, and some more in the kitchen. That's it, I promise."
44:49 <Snickers> sense motive
44:54 <Ballig> roll it secretly
44:57 <Zirul> sense if she's sincere with the offer of help with her alcoholism
45:00 <Snickers> !throw 1d20 sense motive @ballig
45:30 <Ballig> she starts to sob
45:52 <Snickers> "You won't believe what kind of things can happen to a child when you get caught up with a little drinking."
46:04 * Snickers 's eyes begin to water
46:31 <Zirul> do I also throw a secret roll to check if she's sincere with wanting to get help?
46:46 <Kendra> we were supposed to see if she's running the orphanage properly
46:46 <Ballig> you did it
46:51 <Ballig> I told you the answer in /notice
46:55 <Kendra> also, Id like to see what she puts into her medicine
46:57 <Kendra> yeah I saw too
47:06 <Kendra> but now how to get it done..interesting
47:16 <Zirul> it was snickers who rolled
47:50 <Ballig> oh, I rolled it for you
47:58 <Zirul> ok
48:18 <Zirul> look around the room, see if anything is out of place
48:19 Kendra has quit (Connection reset by peer)
48:30 <Meclizine> Look what you did, Ballig!
48:33 <Ballig> you notice an almost empty bottle of whiskey
48:49 <Zirul> dirty dishes, leftover food
48:56 <Snickers> "Do you have any medicine left?"
49:08 <Ballig> "No, we desperately need the medicine you are delivering."
49:16 <Ballig> "Please, just give me the medicine and let me get help for my addiction."
49:35 Mort- ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
49:40 Ballig gives voice to Mort-
49:52 <Ballig> Mort-: can you mute
49:54 <Ballig> there's a lot of background noise
49:55 Mort- has quit (EOF from client)
50:23 <Snickers> I'm running out of ideas
50:32 * Zirul takes the bottle of wine
50:39 Mort- ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
50:44 Ballig gives voice to Mort-
50:48 Mort- is now known as Kendra
50:49 <Zirul> "I believe you. You need help."
50:50 <Kendra> urgh
51:29 <Ballig> "Yes! I need help. Thank you for making me see the errors of my ways."
51:38 <Snickers> "We'll take the remainder of your alcohol to the Silver Crusade."
51:43 <Ballig> "I will go to the temple and ask for guidance and recovery."
51:48 <Zirul> "Once you're ready, go to the Silver Crusade"
51:49 <Ballig> "Yes, of course."
51:50 <Kendra> oh god
52:00 <Zirul> "Plead your case to them."
52:01 <Kendra> that was the problem?
52:04 <Ballig> she gathers up the two remaining bottles and gives them to you
52:17 <Kendra> see if they were running it porperly
52:22 <Kendra> so basically its running properly
52:30 <Kendra> just the problem is she has an alcohol prolbem
52:31 <Kendra> geezus
52:41 <Kendra> which isnt too bad
52:47 <Kendra> I was more afraid she was drugging the kids or something..
52:57 <Zirul> "Unfortunately, your alcoholism needs to be cured first."
53:04 <Zirul> "We cannot give you the money."
53:06 <Ballig> "The children need the medicine now."
53:14 <Ballig> "You aren't giving me money, you are giving me medicine for the children."
53:17 <Ballig> "They need it to get better."
53:36 <Snickers> sense motive
53:38 <Kendra> "Come with us to the temple now, Ill look after the kids"
53:42 <Ballig> roll it secretly
53:45 <Zirul> "We will bring this almost empty alcohol back to the Silver Crusade"
53:49 <Snickers> !throw 1d20 sense motive @ballig
54:08 <Ballig> "Yes, of course. And the medicine?"
54:14 <Ballig> "The children really need it."
54:30 <Zirul> "This will prove that you need help, and that you'll not back out on your word."
54:40 <Ballig> "Of course."
54:46 <Zirul> "You have to personally get the parcel from them."
54:50 <Ballig> er
54:52 <Ballig> you have it with you
54:55 <Ballig> you were sent here to deliver it
55:13 <Ballig> in fact, one of you three are holding it right now
55:18 <Zirul> "But your alcoholism can make you err in judgment"
55:32 <Ballig> "The children need the medicine."
55:38 <Kendra> "Ill take the package, you go to the temple while I look after the kids?"
55:40 <Ballig> "Are you going to let the children suffer for my mistakes?"
55:46 <Kendra> "when you get back Illl give you teh package?"
55:55 <Ballig> "The children need the medicine now."
56:01 <Ballig> "This is cruel and unfair, and the children will suffer if you don't deliver the medicine."
56:16 <Ballig> "You have it right there, you are holding it."
56:20 <Kendra> "Its just a short trip to the temple, what would it harm any, or we could brew up the medicine with your instrucitions?"
56:21 <Ballig> "But you won't let the children have any, because of my mistakes?"
56:23 <Kendra> "theres the witch?"
56:40 <Kendra> "Nah, we just really want you to get help"
56:47 <Ballig> "It takes a long time to recover from alcoholism."
56:52 <Ballig> "Either give me the medicine or leave."
56:54 <Ballig> she is becoming agitated
57:04 <Kendra> "Just make the first visit to the temple, and we'll give it ot you on your return"
57:10 <Snickers> "Do you own this orphanage, or were you appointed here?"
57:12 <Kendra> "And be sure to pay regular visits"
57:19 <Ballig> "This is my home."
57:31 <Ballig> "Now please, either give me the medicine or leave."
57:33 <Ballig> "Or both."
57:34 <Snickers> "So it's a business?"
58:00 <Ballig> "The local town makes donations so that I am able to care for the sick children."
58:02 <Kendra> we could leave and report to the temple
58:07 <Ballig> "Donations like the medicine you are holding right now."
58:08 <Kendra> without giving herthe medicine haha
58:15 <Ballig> "The medicine for the sick children."
58:22 <Kendra> she said leave right? :p
58:23 <Ballig> "That would make them better."
58:25 <Kendra> no problem!
58:44 <Zirul> "I am sorry to hear that"
58:45 <Ballig> "The sick, dying children."
58:51 * Zirul leaves
58:54 <Ballig> "Who have done nothing wrong."
58:55 * Snickers looks at Kendra, wondering what she thinks
59:35 * Kendra hrmms
59:56 <Kendra> "Well package isnt with me"
00:08 <Snickers> "I think we need some time to digestify all of this."
00:27 <Kendra> what would be the ideal situation is we get her to go to the temple, I dont mind giving her the medicine
00:35 <Kendra> but the problem is after we give her the stuff...or myabe.
00:39 <Kendra> we can get the temple to check on her?
00:43 <Kendra> and wash our hands of the problem?
00:55 <Kendra> it could be just an alcoholism problem
01:02 <Kendra> or she could be drugging the kids, which is more sinister
01:05 <Zirul> the goal is to report if she's worthy right?
01:10 <Kendra> yes
01:13 <Snickers> the temple sent us to check on her
01:18 <Kendra> so we can acutally give her the medicine
01:25 <Kendra> and then just tell the temple she's an alcoholic
01:29 <Kendra> but cant take time off, so get someone to check on her
01:34 <Kendra> to make sure she gets the help she needs
01:43 <Zirul> meanwhile, what happened to sneaky?
01:54 <Ballig> he's wiating for you outside
01:57 <Kendra> dont know what happend to sneaky
01:57 <Snickers> we go outside
02:08 <Kendra> I say we give her the medicine actually
02:12 <Leis> "so guys. did you deliver the medicine?"
02:14 <Zirul> do I see him? I already left
02:14 <Kendra> just get hte temple to fix the probblem, aint our business
02:26 <Snickers> it's definitely our business
02:32 <Kendra> we were told to see if she was worthy
02:33 <Snickers> this is our task on behalf of the pathfinder society
02:40 <Kendra> so far it sokay except for her alochol problem
02:45 <Snickers> delivering the medicine isn't necessarily 
02:50 <Snickers> but 'checking on her' definitely is
02:50 <Kendra> which is fairly easily fixed Id say, jsut get hte temple people to help
02:54 <Kendra> yes
02:54 <Leis> "did you deliver the medicine?"
02:56 <Kendra> so now we have chekced on her
03:00 <Kendra> we can just give her the packaage
03:02 <Kendra> report ot the temple
03:09 <Kendra> and they can send someone to check on her
03:10 <Kendra> easy enough
03:12 <Snickers> "Zirul rushed out the door"
03:19 <Snickers> "with the medicine."
03:31 * Zirul checked if Leis is back
03:38 <Leis> yes we're in the street
03:41 <Leis> all together
03:45 <Snickers> "Did you find anything Leis?"
03:47 <Zirul> "No. Not yet."
03:56 <Leis> "well i talked to two different kids"
04:15 <Zirul> "and?"
04:16 <Leis> "both of which said she cooked well and looked after them - but she could be a bit mean"
04:20 <Kendra> "Id worry about what she put into her medicine"
04:25 <Kendra> "Id say its the alcohol"
04:29 <Leis> "i looked around for anything suspicious"
04:30 <Kendra> "Alcohol makes anyone mean"
04:41 <Leis> "but didn't really see anything dodgy"
04:52 <Leis> "what about you guys? did you deliver the medicine?"
04:55 <Kendra> "fair enough we give her the medicine, and report to the temple she has an alcohol problem"
05:00 <Kendra> "we can give it to her now"
05:11 <Snickers> "Zirul still has it."
05:11 <Leis> "you haven't given her the medicine?"
05:16 <Kendra> "Then Zirul, just go give it to her"
05:18 <Zirul> "not yet"
05:25 <Leis> "wasn't our mission to do that and then report back on her character?"
05:26 <Kendra> "we report to the temple?"
05:48 <Snickers> "The kids did say she made them better. I think we should give it to her."
05:55 <Snickers> "Won't someone think of the children?"
06:15 <Zirul> "I guess so."
06:23 <Kendra> "We give the medicine to her, and then we just return ot hte temple and report our findings"
07:01 <Zirul> "Let's go back inside"
07:10 <Ballig> you give her the medicine
07:14 <Ballig> she seems pissed but accepts the delivery
07:18 <Kendra> hahaha
07:27 <Ballig> you go back to the temple and tell Ollysta that Auntie Baltwin is an alcoholic
07:32 <Leis> "okay - i think it was best we do what the temple asked of us"
07:38 <Ballig> "Oh, dear dear. Well, we'll keep an eye on her. Thank you for telling us."
07:45 <Zirul> "I will come back to check on you."
07:57 <Leis> check on who ?
08:01 <Ballig> the auntie
08:04 <Ballig> you're moving on to another task now
08:06 <Ballig> are you doing 3 or 4
08:11 <Leis> lol
08:13 <Ballig> Kendra: your mage armour wears off
08:16 <Leis> 3
08:17 <Ballig> everyone make secret perception checks
08:18 <Kendra> visit the offices
08:21 <Kendra> 3
08:32 <Kendra> !throw 1d20+3 perception @ballig
08:41 <Leis> !throw 1d20+4 perception @ballig
08:41 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+8 @ballig
08:42 <Kendra> Im not throwing for now
08:47 <Kendra> as in mage armor
08:47 <Kendra> nah
08:52 <Kendra> oh dear
08:55 <Kendra> cast mage armor
09:01 <Snickers> !throw 1d20+1 @ballig
09:37 <Kendra> ac 17 again, no scrolls
09:38 <Leis> whisper: "hey guys"
09:40 <Ballig> before you get a chance to approach, he blends into the crowd and is gone
09:48 <Kendra> "Bet we'll see him later"
09:49 <Leis> "don't look now, but we're being tailed"
10:00 * Snickers looks around
10:05 <Snickers> "I don't see anyone?"
10:17 <Leis> "he's gone now"
12:06 <Ballig> "Good day to you, Pathfinders. I am Amenopheus, the Sapphire 
12:07 <Ballig> Sage, advisor to Master Salhar. I understand you were sent 
12:07 <Ballig> here to discuss archaeological permissions. Knowing this was 
12:07 <Ballig> coming, I spoke with Master Salhar at length on the subject 
12:07 <Ballig> and have this to say. 
12:11 <Ballig> "Since Osirion was reopened to exploration a decade ago, 
12:12 <Ballig> adventurers, historians, and treasure-seekers flock to my 
12:12 <Ballig> country by the hundreds, perhaps thousands. While most 
12:12 <Ballig> families with ancestral burial vaults maintain guards and keep 
12:12 <Ballig> their sites out of the hands of casual thieves, not all families 
12:12 <Ballig> have the wealth or power to restrict everyone, and as we all 
12:12 <Ballig> know, not every defense is perfectly secure. Unscrupulous 
12:12 <Ballig> tomb robbers and maligned merchant organizations cause 
12:17 <Ballig> Osirion to bleed relics into the Inner Sea—something the 
12:17 <Ballig> descendents of Ancient Osirion cannot afford. We Osiriani 
12:17 <Ballig> have thousands of years of rich history coursing through our 
12:17 <Ballig> veins, and while that power has been out of focus in recent 
12:17 <Ballig> years, we are content to wait, knowing our enemies will wear 
12:17 <Ballig> themselves down. As they fall into arrogance, folly, or greed, 
12:17 <Ballig> we wait for our return to power, knowing we bear the riches of 
12:17 <Ballig> our ancestors at our feet.
12:21 <Ballig> "Master Salhar remains impressed by the Pathfinder 
12:21 <Ballig> Society, orating in their favor a handful of times in front 
12:21 <Ballig> of Absalom's Grand Council, in fact. Due to previous 
12:22 <Ballig> relationships between him and the Society, Master Salhar 
12:22 <Ballig> has agreed to grant permission to the Pathfinder Society to 
12:24 <Ballig> explore his family's vaults below Sothis. The only thing he
12:25 <Ballig> requires is that you retrieve the map of the vaults from his 
12:25 <Ballig> own vault here. The servant will lead you to the basement 
12:25 <Ballig> and show you the room."
12:25 <Ballig> The Sapphire Sage's eyes twinkle as he smirks knowingly, 
12:25 <Ballig> then he turns back to reading his book as though he had 
12:25 <Ballig> never been disturbed.
13:22 * Snickers frowns
13:37 <Kendra> okay lets go
13:40 <Leis> hmmm
13:56 <Leis> "may i ask what you find amusing, good sir?"
14:06 <Ballig> "Life, my good sir. Life."
14:14 <Leis> sense motive?
14:18 <Ballig> roll it secretly
14:31 <Leis> !throw 1d20+4 sense motive @ballig
14:44 <Zirul> "Hmm?"
14:52 <Leis> :)
14:55 <Zirul> sense motive too
14:58 <Kendra> "There's nothing in the basement we cant handle. Simple matter, go inside the basement, grab the stuff, and go out?"
15:13 <Ballig> he shrugs
15:14 <Leis> "it's never simple though is it?"
15:24 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+8 hmm? @ballig
15:25 <Leis> ok
15:28 <Snickers> "Maybe it's hard to find."
15:35 <Kendra> "That would pose a problem"
15:39 <Kendra> "Is the map concealed?"
15:40 <Snickers> "We're in a rush, if we're going to search for a while, we should get a move on."
16:00 <Kendra> "Is there anything you can give us to aid us in our search?"
16:11 <Ballig> he pointedly ignores your questions
16:13 <Ballig> and continues to read his book
16:14 * Zirul goes toward the vault
16:16 <Leis> "ok let's go"
16:17 <Ballig> the servant ushers you out of the room
16:22 <Kendra> "Forget it, we're not getting anything out of that bookworm"
16:25 <Ballig> and leads you down the hallways, down some stairs, and before a door
16:39 <Ballig> he opens the door and gestures you into the room with a bow
16:49 <Leis> :)
16:52 <Kendra> Zirul first?
16:54 <Kendra> me next?
16:56 <Snickers> me last
16:59 <Leis> a composite bow
17:00 <Kendra> k
17:00 <Kendra> fair enough
17:09 <Leis> enter yeah
17:12 * Zirul walks right in
17:13 <Ballig> you enter the room
17:16 <Kendra> I follow
17:18 <Ballig> the door closes behind you and you hear it lock
17:25 <Ballig> A  plain  stone  room  contains  three  chests:  a  copper-banded 
17:25 <Ballig> chest of smooth, dark wood; a red lacquered chest; and what 
17:25 <Ballig> looks to be a cube of solid steel. Behind the chests sits a low 
17:26 <Ballig> table holding a clear glass jar half full of liquid and a covered 
17:26 <Ballig> wicker basket.
17:26 * Zirul looks around
17:30 <Kendra> "Bastard"
17:32 <Leis> "wtf???"
17:40 * Snickers tries to open the door
17:43 <Kendra> "If I catch him again Ill cook his balls"
17:48 <Kendra> "Rogue - lockpicks"
17:51 <Ballig> on the back of the door is the message "Within these cases lies your quest and your way out."
18:00 <Kendra> "Oh feck, puzzles, just what I love"
18:03 <Leis> "hmmm."
18:22 <Leis> look for traps on the first chest
18:27 <Kendra> "Leis - pick the lockat the back?"
18:29 <Snickers> I cast detect magic in the room
18:56 <Leis> !throw 1d20+5 find traps copper banded chest @ballig
20:11 <Snickers> "Faint transmutation on the wicker basket."
20:21 <Snickers> "Illusion on the copper-banded chest."
21:20 <Snickers> "Universal magic on the steel box."
22:16 <Ballig> Leis: will save
22:26 <Snickers> "The red lacquered chest and the jar have no magic."
22:31 <Leis> !throw 1d20 will
22:32 <diebot> Leis, will: [1d20=8] 8
22:38 <Ballig> you detect no traps on the copper banded chest
23:12 * Zirul moves toward the jar, pick it up and smell it
23:31 <Ballig> it doesn't smell like water
23:50 <Zirul> stinky? acidic fumes?
24:01 <Zirul> fruity?
24:03 <Ballig> it smells caustic
24:12 <Ballig> how you might expect an oven cleaner to smell
24:17 <Zirul> define caustic
24:20 <Zirul> :)
24:54 <Ballig> caus·tic/ˈkôstik/
24:54 <Ballig> Adjective:	
24:54 <Ballig> Able to burn or corrode organic tissue by chemical action.
25:17 <Ballig> Synonyms:	
25:17 <Ballig> mordant - biting - acrid - acrimonious - sharp - pungent
25:55 * Zirul puts it down
26:01 <Ballig> are you there Mort?
26:09 <Zirul> "It smells caustic."
26:19 <Leis> Kendra still here?
26:52 <Leis> !throw 1d20+5 find traps wicker basket @ballig
27:06 <Leis> !throw 1d20+5 find traps steel box @ballig
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27:14 * Zirul runs around to make a sweat while Leis is checking for traps
27:18 <Mort-> Sorry
27:25 Ballig gives voice to Mort-
27:26 <Mort-> I need to find a power point
27:36 Kendra has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
27:36 Mort- is now known as kendra
27:39 <Leis> "ok well none of these are trapped as far as i know"
27:57 * Leis take a closer look at the jar of liquid
27:58 <kendra> Start opening everything
28:01 <kendra> :d
28:17 * Zirul runs around to make a sweat while Leis is checking jar
28:19 <Ballig> what are you opening first Kendra
28:28 <kendra> "Snickers?"
28:42 <kendra> Open the jar of liquid and give it a sniff
28:47 * Snickers shrugs
29:14 <Ballig> it smells caustic
29:23 <Ballig> keep in mind guys that Avatar and Tristen have done this before
29:26 <Ballig> so they're not going to help you
29:30 <Ballig> or else it ruins the experience
29:38 <Snickers> you can ask us to do something specific though
29:39 * Zirul stands near the copper banded chest, letting his sweat drop on it and see how it reacts
30:06 <Ballig> it reacts as you would expect it to
31:24 <kendra> Open the copper banded chest
31:31 <Ballig> kendra: will save
31:35 <kendra> Close the jar of
31:55 <kendra> !throw 1d20+3
31:56 <diebot> kendra, 1d20+3: [1d20=14] 17
32:04 <kendra> Wasn't it?
32:07 <Ballig> kendra: the copper-banded chest fades into a faint outline as you realise it is an illusion
32:22 <kendra> What is inside the illusion
32:26 <Ballig> nothing
32:31 <kendra> Oh wow
32:40 <kendra> What other items are there in the room
32:55 <Leis> two chests and a jar
33:06 <kendra> Open 2nd chest
33:09 <Ballig> red-lacquered chest, steel box, a jar with liquid and a key in it, and a wicker basket
33:12 <kendra> Close the jar
33:12 <Ballig> which chest
33:18 <kendra> The red one
33:23 <Ballig> it's locked
33:31 <kendra> Well leis
33:33 <Leis> ok
33:39 <kendra> Pick it
33:58 <kendra> The jar with liquid it smelt caustic?
34:11 <Leis> !throw 1d20+11 unlock red chest
34:11 <diebot> Leis, unlock red chest: [1d20=11] 22
34:18 <Ballig> you are unable to pick the lock
34:39 <kendra> Open the wicker basket
34:57 <kendra> Next we open the steel box
35:25 <Ballig> there is wadded cloth in the bottom of the basket
35:32 <Ballig> there is a rune-etched key sitting on top of the cloth
35:38 <kendra> Oh cool
35:45 <kendra> Detect magic
36:08 <Ballig> you get the same results that snickers got
36:14 <kendra> "Did anyone tell you i hate puzzles?"
36:23 <Snickers> "Me too."
36:24 <kendra> Leis
36:29 <Leis> "yeah?"
36:43 <kendra> Will picking up the rune key
36:51 <kendra> Do something nasty to me?
37:00 <Leis> i'll take a look for traps in the basket
37:06 <kendra> Yes please do
37:22 <Leis> "no traps in there m'lady"
37:41 <Leis> !findchar Kendra
37:42 <diebot> Leis, Character: Kendra, number: 347( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=347 )
38:04 <kendra> Check the steel box as well
38:11 <kendra> For traps
38:15 <Leis> "i've done so - no traps there either"
38:16 <Ballig> he has checked everything
38:21 <kendra> Ok
38:25 <kendra> Open steel box
38:30 <Ballig> it's locked
38:56 <kendra> Use rune key on it
39:02 <Ballig> okay
39:09 <Ballig> Kendra reaches into the wicker basket
39:13 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+5
39:13 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+5: [1d20=15] 20
39:16 <Ballig> and is bitten by a snake
39:20 <kendra> Ow
39:22 <kendra> Ok
39:23 <Ballig> !throw 1d2-2
39:24 <diebot> Ballig, 1d2-2: [1d2=1] -1
39:25 <kendra> Combat?
39:27 <Ballig> dealing 1 non-lethal damage
39:28 <Snickers> roll for intiative
39:29 <Ballig> make a fort save
39:50 <kendra> !throw 1d20+0
39:50 <diebot> kendra, 1d20+0: [1d20=13] 13
39:56 <Ballig> you feel slightly ill but it passes
39:57 <Ballig> you have the key
40:06 <Leis> "shut the bloody basket!"
40:14 <Ballig> it's not coming out of the basket
40:15 <kendra> Close basket then
40:18 <Ballig> it's happy to sit hidden in the cloth
40:18 <Leis> heheh
40:24 <kendra> Better not have it out
40:33 <Snickers> "Snake charmers."
40:38 <Ballig> the runes on the key match those surrounding the keyhole of the red lacquered chest
40:44 <kendra> And?
40:46 <Ballig> and what
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41:05 <kendra> What's in the chest
41:06 <Zirul> how about the rest of the chests?
41:15 <kendra> K going to pop out
41:17 kendra has quit (Quit: Bye)
41:26 Mort- is now known as Kendra
41:30 <Ballig> Kendra tries to use the key on the steel box
41:41 <Ballig> everyone make a will save
41:48 <Kendra> !throw 1d20+3
41:49 <diebot> Kendra, 1d20+3: [1d20=17] 20
41:51 <Leis> !throw 1d20 will
41:52 <diebot> Leis, will: [1d20=20] 20
41:54 <Snickers> !throw 1d20+3 will
41:55 <diebot> Snickers, will: [1d20=6] 9
41:58 <Ballig> Snickers' skin turns blue
42:03 <Ballig> Zirul?
42:08 <Leis> "lolol"
42:14 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+7 will
42:14 <diebot> Zirul, will: [1d20=19] 26
42:15 <Snickers> "What's going on here?!"
42:16 <Ballig> okay
42:23 <Ballig> /me laughs at Snickers
42:47 * Kendra laughs at snickers too
42:51 <Kendra> "Blue suits you"
43:05 <Ballig> what do you do
43:11 <Kendra> "Snickers are you all right?"
43:17 <Kendra> ope nthe box
43:17 <Kendra> its open or not?
43:23 <Leis> "he's looking a bit blue to me"
43:33 <Kendra> "How do you feel snickers?"
43:35 <Leis> "don't feel down about it snickers"
43:37 <Kendra> "Answer me?"
43:47 <Ballig> the key does not fit in the steel box
43:49 <Kendra> "If its cosmetic its fine...blue suits him well.."
43:55 <Ballig> the runes on the key match the runes around the red lacquered chest
44:04 <Kendra> Open the red lacqured chest
44:05 <Kendra> wiht it then
44:07 <Leis> "we'll have to call him "red" from now on"
44:16 <Ballig> you put the key in the red lacquered chest keyhole, and the chest opens without you turning it
44:16 <Snickers> "I'm fine."
44:20 Ballig gives voice to Kendra
44:27 <Snickers> "Used to having my skin look...different."
44:32 <Ballig> make perception checks
44:36 <Leis> "it suits your eyes"
44:38 <Snickers> !throw 1d20+1 perception
44:38 <diebot> Snickers, perception: [1d20=2] 3
44:44 <Leis> @see
44:44 <diebot> Leis, perception: [1d20=16] 20
44:46 * Snickers beams
44:47 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+8 peep
44:47 <diebot> Zirul, peep: [1d20=6] 14
44:57 <Ballig> Leis hears a click and sees a small gold key lowered from a slit in the ceiling
45:02 <Ballig> it's about 6 inches down from the 15 foot high ceiling
45:07 <Leis> "ooooh!"
45:09 <Ballig> inside the chest is a jeweled scepter with a key forged onto the end
45:15 <Kendra> Grab the key 
45:16 <Leis> "look up there everyone"
45:21 <Kendra> We need that sparky thing
45:46 <Kendra> now how are we goingot get up there. Zirul, can you get the key?
45:54 * Zirul tries to jump and reach for the key dangling on the ceiling
46:10 <Kendra> "That doesnt work, then we stand on each other while jumping?
46:18 <Leis> "it's 15 feet - so shouldn't be bad"
46:29 <Leis> acrobats i suppose
46:30 <Kendra> "I have arrows"
46:33 <Kendra> Zirul!
46:38 <Kendra> or should I haha..
46:41 <Zirul> "Who's strong enough to give me an alley-oop?"
46:46 <Leis> "me!"
46:51 <Kendra> Go go :D
47:08 <Leis> !throw 1d20+8 acrobatics to launch zirul up to the key
47:08 <diebot> Leis, acrobatics to launch zirul up to the key: [1d20=11] 19
48:13 <Leis> ok
48:21 <Leis> "kendra? shoot it down"
48:25 <Kendra> sure..
48:35 <Kendra> !throw 1d20+3
48:35 <diebot> Kendra, 1d20+3: [1d20=12] 15
48:39 <Kendra> I have my crossbow and bolts
48:55 <Zirul> I can still try to jump right?
49:06 <Kendra> "Also, I have a rope - can we use it as a lasso to lasso the key down?"
49:11 <Snickers> we try and do our alley oop jump anyway
49:16 <Ballig> you miss the key
49:20 <Zirul> a 20 is an auto success :)
49:27 <Zirul> @acro
49:27 <diebot> Zirul, acrobatics: [1d20=2] 9
49:36 <Kendra> how about shooting the key?
49:58 <Ballig> the DC for a high jump is 4 per foot
49:59 <Ballig> that's a DC of 40
49:59 <Kendra> take the jewled sceptre
50:05 <Kendra> from the chest?
50:22 <Leis> Kendra, 1d20+3: [1d20=12] 15
50:22 <Ballig> you have the scepter/key
50:26 <Kendra> k
50:36 <Kendra> so use the key to open the steel box?
50:41 <Leis> go for it again kendra
50:43 <Kendra> that one athat refused ot oepn earlier
51:01 <Snickers> "The key could open more than one chest?"
51:05 <Ballig> the scepter doesn't open the steel box
51:11 <Zirul> let's do the cheerleader act
51:14 <Leis> "shoot again kendra - at the roof"
51:24 <Kendra> k
51:32 <Kendra> "you want hte roolf ot land on us?"
51:38 <Zirul> stand atop each other
51:42 <Kendra> "Anyone has telekenesis here?"
51:49 <Zirul> then I jump
51:55 <Kendra> how about flipping up the rope like a lasson
51:57 <Kendra> lasso
52:57 <Zirul> or someone can balance on two people's shoulders
53:15 <Kendra> how much reach do I have with the jewled sceptre
53:18 * Leis shoots at the key with my shortbow
53:25 <Leis> !throw 1d20+4 ranged on key
53:25 <diebot> Leis, ranged on key: [1d20=12] 16
53:35 <Leis> "shizen"
53:42 <Zirul> or someone can balance on two people's shoulders
54:00 <Zirul> then try to reach it with the sceptre
54:04 <Leis> how tall are the tables?
54:12 <Leis> can we stack the tables?
54:56 <Leis> OK
54:56 <Kendra> "Snickers - any telekenesis?"
54:56 <Kendra> then do that
54:57 <Kendra> yeah
55:04 <Snickers> "No, I'm a witch."
55:06 <Kendra> Leis at bottom, and Zirul?
55:07 <Zirul> me
55:08 <Leis> zirul can get on my shoulders
55:13 <Zirul> me
55:23 * Leis gets up on the table
55:38 <Zirul> I'll do the acrobatics
55:40 <Leis> "c'mon zirul"
55:46 <Kendra> "If you like, I can try, got some mean skill on acrobatics"
55:50 <Kendra> "But I really dislike it haha"
56:01 <Kendra> 4.. hahha
56:06 <Zirul> +7
56:08 <Kendra> had to learn a little bit..
56:09 <Kendra> hrm?
56:11 <Kendra> you're +7?
56:13 <Kendra> Im +4..?
56:14 <Kendra> k
56:19 <Kendra> you do it
56:19 <Leis> i've got +2 str
56:23 <Leis> +8 acro
56:29 <Kendra> not I.
56:30 <Zirul> none
56:31 <Snickers> -2 str, +2 acro
56:37 <Ballig> the one on the bottom make a strength check
56:38 <Leis> !throw 1d20+2 strength
56:38 <diebot> Leis, strength: [1d20=7] 9
56:47 <Ballig> who's on top? Zirul?
57:03 <Ballig> 10 minute break
57:05 <Leis> ten minute break guys
57:05 <Zirul> that question doesnt sound right
57:07 <Kendra> k
57:15 <Leis> lol it's WRONG
57:41 <Zirul> who has the longest weapon?
57:50 <Kendra> quaterstaff?
57:51 <Kendra> u wanna?
58:04 <Zirul> we'll use that to get the key
58:15 <Kendra> I give zirul my quarterstaff
58:27 <Zirul> who has the longest weapon? - this question does not sound right either
58:45 <Kendra> unless..
58:52 <Kendra> you get reflex save fail on falling :P
58:56 <Leis> how long is a quarterstaff?
58:58 <Snickers> not necessarily
59:07 <Snickers> don't count on a reflex save
59:27 <Kendra> no I mean when u try to jump up
59:35 <Kendra> then u fall downand have to take reflex save 
59:36 <Kendra> haha
00:18 <Snickers> reflex saves are for like
00:20 <Snickers> catching onto something
00:42 <Snickers> if you're standing on someone's shoulders, there's nothing to catch onto
00:45 <Kendra> yeah but when he jumps up
00:47 <Snickers> it's not like falling off a mast
00:47 <Kendra> and falls off? :D
01:03 <Snickers> yeah then he just falls
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13:48 <Ballig> sorry about that jerks
13:49 <Ballig> I mean, guys
13:51 <Kendra> back
13:52 <Kendra> ahaha
13:56 <Kendra> lol
14:01 <Zirul> yes
14:06 <Ballig> Leis drops Zirul
14:08 <Ballig> !throw 1d6
14:09 <diebot> Ballig, 1d6: [1d6=4] 4
14:11 <Ballig> and he takes 4 non-lethal damage
14:13 <Leis> gah!
14:15 <Kendra> see what I mean?
14:16 <Kendra> told you
14:19 <Kendra> try again?
14:26 <Zirul> don't I get a save?
14:28 <Kendra> whats his hp though?
14:58 <Ballig> I'll let you take an acrobatics
14:59 <Leis> ok - how long is the quarterstaff?
15:01 <Ballig> to see if you can ignore the damage
15:06 <Zirul> @acro
15:07 <diebot> Zirul, acrobatics: [1d20=7] 14
15:14 <Ballig> you take the 4 non-lethal damage
15:36 <Leis> "about 5ft?"
16:27 * Leis stands on the table and uses the quarterstaff to knock the key down
16:35 <Zirul> I think trying to stand on two people's shoulders is a simple maneuver
16:38 <Kendra> hrm
16:41 <Kendra> is it anysteadier?
16:42 <Ballig> Leis knocks the key down to the ground
16:46 <Kendra> k cool
16:48 <Leis> "huzzah!"
16:48 <Kendra> pick up the key
16:52 <Kendra> now what?
17:03 <Ballig> you tell me
17:18 <Zirul> use it on the steel chest
17:18 <Kendra> so we have one steel box right?
17:21 <Kendra> use the key to open on that stell box
17:23 <Kendra> steel
17:25 <Ballig> zirul unlocks the steel chest with the key
17:27 <Kendra> whats zirul's hp?
17:32 <Ballig> inside is a map and a wand
17:42 <Leis> !findchar Zuril
17:43 <diebot> Leis, Character: Zuril, number: ( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char= )
17:43 <Zirul> but can we get disable devibe first?
18:06 <Kendra> he already di dit
18:10 <Ballig> what are you disabling
18:17 <Zirul> that stell chest
18:17 <Kendra> check the wand and map
18:18 <Kendra> for raps
18:19 <Kendra> traps
18:22 <Ballig> you unlocked it with the key
18:24 <Kendra> steel chest was checked
18:26 <Kendra> already just now
18:27 <Kendra> by leis
18:29 <Kendra> she ran through the whole stuff
18:34 <Zirul> aah
18:40 <Leis> "there ain't any traps on anything as far as i could tell"
18:42 <Kendra> but ask Leis to check on wand and map
18:51 <Zirul> but so far, there were traps on the others
18:58 <Kendra> okay
19:04 <Kendra> then take the wand and map out
19:09 <Kendra> indentify the wand?
19:09 <Kendra> spellcraft?
19:10 <Ballig> you take the wand and map
19:13 <Ballig> roll spellcraft
19:20 <Kendra> !throw 1d20+4
19:20 <diebot> Kendra, 1d20+4: [1d20=3] 7
19:23 <Ballig> you don't kn ow what it is
19:26 <Kendra> anyone in group?
19:34 <Kendra> "Anyone can make senseo f this?"
19:37 <Leis> "not i"
19:38 <Ballig> (the map is what you came in here for)
19:38 * Kendra passes wand around
19:44 <Zirul> "No."
19:44 <Kendra> well now we have to GEt out.
19:48 <Kendra> Snickers?
19:57 <Snickers> !throw 1d20+8 spellcraft
19:58 <diebot> Snickers, spellcraft: [1d20=8] 16
20:04 <Leis> "bugger the wand - what's on the map?"
20:17 <Kendra> "Snickers what it says?"
20:27 <Zirul> "wait, how do we get out?"
20:30 <Snickers> "It'll unlock everything in the vicinity."
20:43 <Zirul> "is that scepter also a key?"
20:45 <Ballig> it is
21:09 <Zirul> let's try that on the door
21:10 <Kendra> cast it on the door then
21:16 <Ballig> Zirul unlocks the door with the scepter key
21:23 <Kendra> k lets get out of here?
21:26 <Leis> isn't there one more chest?
21:27 <Ballig> the servant is waiting for you outside
21:32 <Zirul> nah
21:33 <Ballig> he seems pleased that you've retrieved the map
21:42 <Ballig> he is happy to let you keep the wand and map, but asks for the return of any keys
21:50 <Zirul> "Here."
21:58 <Snickers> "Nice place you have."
22:01 * Zirul hands the sceptre key
22:08 <Snickers> (bluff)
22:10 <Ballig> "I am but here to serve."
22:12 <Kendra> there is, but never mind
22:28 <Ballig> what do you guys do now
22:32 <Kendra> last task
22:35 <Ballig> okay
22:39 <Ballig> on your way to the final task, roll sense motive
22:39 <Snickers> we head to the chelish paracountness
22:46 <Snickers> !throw 1d20 sense motive @ballig
22:54 <Leis> yeah the ivy district
22:58 <Kendra> !throw 1d20-1 sense motive @ballig
23:16 <Leis> !throw 1d20+4 sense motive @ballig
23:18 <Zirul> @hmm
23:29 <Leis> private to ballig
23:39 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+8 hmm @ballig
23:46 <Zirul> "Hmm?"
23:50 <Leis> nice +8
24:38 <Kendra> Ill flick on CA
24:38 <Zirul> see the map
24:39 <Ballig> there's a bedroom in CA now
24:42 <Ballig> 121.45.199.172
25:47 <Ballig> so you're outside ebon lacquered double doors wrought with gleaming silver fixtures
25:55 <Ballig> a prickly brass cone hangs from a chain serving as the door chime
26:16 <Snickers> "I suppose we should knock."
26:38 <Leis> "yes i suppose we should knock"
26:51 * Leis looks at kendra and zirul
26:57 <Kendra> "Well, for this one I would"
27:03 <Kendra> "But for the rest of the world, forget it"
27:10 <Kendra> I knock on the door
27:54 <Snickers> yeah
28:11 <Leis> blue
28:34 <Ballig> a casually dressed servant answers the door
28:37 <Ballig> "Ah, you're here. Come in."
28:47 <Kendra> move into the room
28:57 <Leis> we all follow
29:04 <Zirul> Is one of us still smurfy looking?
29:10 <Snickers> :|
29:13 <Kendra> smurf is cool!
29:16 <Kendra> I say he keeps that look!
29:17 <Ballig> you're lead through well-appointed sitting rooms, ballrooms, and a grand stairway granting a view of an elaborate study
29:19 <Leis> "old blue eyes"
29:25 <Snickers> :)
29:32 <Ballig> you finally arrive on the third floor of the house, at the door of Zarta's personal study, which lies beyond her bedroom
29:42 <Ballig> the servant knocks on the door and announces his presence, and opens the darkly stained wooden door
29:49 <Ballig> a large intricate carpet dominates the marble floor in this sitting room
29:53 <Kendra> examine what kind of stains on the door
29:57 <Kendra> or is it just colour?
30:03 <Ballig> a chaise sits along the north walls and a desk spans the southeast corner
30:18 <Leis> kendra - stained = varnished
30:20 <Kendra> knock on the door and move in?
30:21 <Kendra> ah k
30:26 <Kendra> I keep thinking blood.
30:27 <Kendra> :D
30:34 <Ballig> its chair positioned with its back to the southwest corner of the room
30:43 <Ballig> the desk is in the southwest corner (the book was wrong)
30:52 <Ballig> three comfortable chairs are positioned around a small, low circular table
31:02 <Ballig> make perception checks
31:08 <Leis> @see
31:09 <diebot> Leis, perception: [1d20=9] 13
31:15 <Ballig> private
31:17 <Snickers> @see
31:18 <diebot> Snickers, perception: [1d20=12] 13
31:25 <Kendra> !throw 1d20+3 perception @ballig
31:26 <Leis> !throw 1d20+4 perception
31:26 <diebot> Leis, perception: [1d20=14] 18
31:28 <Zirul> @peep
31:28 <diebot> Zirul, perception: [1d20=1] 9
31:29 <Leis> !throw 1d20+4 perception @ballig
31:57 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+8 peep @ballig
31:57 <Ballig> sitting in the chair behind the desk is Paracountess Zarta Dralneen, a human female
32:07 <Ballig> she regards you with a wry smile and puts a few papers away before standing to address you
32:48 * Leis ushers kendra and zirul forwards :D
32:59 <Ballig> "Aldor, you are dismissed. Close the door behind you and 
32:59 <Ballig> attend to your other tasks." She then turns her attention to the 
32:59 <Ballig> group. "It’s always so incredibly adorable when I see a fresh-faced batch of Pathfinders. I mean, look at you scrumptious 
32:59 <Ballig> little teacakes. I could eat each and every one of you up. 
32:59 <Ballig> Well, maybe not you." Zarta points. "I assume this isn’t a 
32:59 <Ballig> pleasure visit since most of you are terribly overdressed for 
32:59 <Ballig> that manner of occasion, so that must mean you are here for 
32:59 <Ballig> that trinket Valsin has been nagging me about. Seems I can’t 
32:59 <Ballig> get that man around these parts anymore," she gestures, 
32:59 <Ballig> sliding her hand down her body and widening the gesture 
32:59 <Ballig> to sweep out and across the room as if her home were a 
33:00 <Ballig> secondary thought. "On the good side, he always sends me 
33:00 <Ballig> all the precious new recruits.
33:00 <Ballig> "Many think we in Cheliax serve and worship devils, but 
33:00 <Ballig> that couldn’t be further from the truth. In fact, we use the 
33:00 <Ballig> creatures for their power. They serve us and we sculpt their 
33:00 <Ballig> power in our own interests. The world must come to terms 
33:00 <Ballig> with the order of things. People need to know their place and 
33:00 <Ballig> operate accordingly. It is the only way to make order from this 
33:00 <Ballig> world. Too many people stretch too far beyond their station, 
33:00 Ballig has quit (Excess flood)
33:05 <Snickers> lolllllll
33:05 Ballig ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
33:09 ChanOP sets mode +a #d&d Ballig
33:14 <Snickers> 15:33] <Ballig> world. Too many people stretch too far beyond their station, 
33:29 <Ballig> making waves and eroding the true order."
34:11 <Ballig> `op
35:09 <Snickers> "So you have a trinket we need?"
35:32 <Ballig> she smiles "I guess I do."
35:47 <Kendra> "Could we have it? Pathfinders would be grateful"
35:53 * Snickers waits for Kendra and Zuril
36:33 <Ballig> "I suppose you could." she smiles again, and you hear from the bedroom to the west a cacophony of booms and crashes
36:40 <Kendra> "What was that?"
36:41 <Ballig> she pauses for it to die down
36:56 <Ballig> "A servant is greatly misbehaving. You are going to have to deal with it in order to get the trinket."
36:57 <Snickers> "What's that!"
37:28 <Ballig> "My, you two are quite homely, aren't you?"
37:29 <Leis> "yeah what the hell are we dealing with here?"
37:33 <Kendra> "Oh easily done!"
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37:39 <Ballig> she addresses Zirul and Leis
37:54 <Ballig> "But you could sit in my lap, if you want."
37:55 <Ballig> she smiles
38:03 <Leis> "what, both of us?"
38:08 <Zirul> "Aherm"
38:12 <Ballig> "Oh wouldn't that be naughty!" she giggles
38:14 <Ballig> but doesn't say no
38:22 <Leis> "ok"
38:29 * Leis sits on her lap
38:30 * Snickers snickers
38:43 <Ballig> she smiles, then presses her lips to Leis's ear
38:49 * Kendra pokes Leis.
38:51 * Zirul regrets his vow of chastity
39:35 <Ballig> "The trinket is in my bedroom, if you want to retrieve it."
39:38 <Ballig> "I dont' care either way."
39:44 <Kendra> "Lets go people"
39:56 <Snickers> "You can get to your antics later."
40:02 <Snickers> (bluff)
40:08 <Ballig> are you lying
40:11 <Snickers> yeah
40:11 <Ballig> can't she get to her antics later
40:12 <Zirul> "May we know what manner of servant can cause such a ruckus milady?"
40:13 <Ballig> are you going to stop her
40:16 <Snickers> I have no interest in their antics
40:17 <Leis> "but it's so comfy"
40:19 <Snickers> only the trinket
40:33 <Ballig> "You'll just have to find out, won't you?"
40:40 <Kendra> "Leis, get off...you can sit on my lap later if you want"
40:47 * Leis reluctantly gets off
40:57 * Snickers snickers
41:02 <Leis> i should rephrase that
41:15 <Kendra> "I dont fear any manner of beastie, lets just get to it"
41:35 <Kendra> she flirted with leis and zirul
41:47 <Kendra> and whispered something to leis..
41:51 <Kendra> but nothing else
42:37 <Kendra> she just said trinket is in bedroom
42:38 <Kendra> ddint see anything else or give us anything about it
43:16 <Kendra> cat of nine tails is a whip
43:17 <Kendra> ?
43:18 <Kendra> I thought?
43:38 <Kendra> whip I thought the ones sailors dread
45:01 <Leis> "well come on then people - let's move it out"
45:27 <Kendra> not me I either
45:40 <Ballig> you enter the bedroom
45:43 <Zirul>  perception check?
46:12 <Ballig> Zarta’s bedroom is decorated in the colors of Cheliax—
46:13 <Ballig> ebon black and crimson red. Silk, rare woods, and 
46:13 <Ballig> carefully carved marble compose every bit of furniture 
46:13 <Ballig> in the room. Goose down now litters the room, covering 
46:13 <Ballig> almost every surface and the silken shreds of the cushions 
46:13 <Ballig> that contained it lie about like f layed skin . A post on the 
46:13 <Ballig> massive screened bed is snapped in half, collapsed on the 
46:13 <Ballig> bed and drawing the screened curtains into a ripped slope 
46:13 <Ballig> of formerly f ine cloth. Vials of perfume and crystal jars of 
46:13 <Ballig> other cosmetics sit smashed on the marble floor around 
46:13 <Ballig> the dresser. A prominent fixture in the room, a large “X” 
46:13 <Ballig> made of stout wood sits along the west wall, complete with 
46:13 <Ballig> leather shackles and chains. A table sits to its left strewn
46:13 <Ballig> with various items intended for pleasure, but outwardly 
46:13 <Ballig> resembling implements of pain.
46:33 <Kendra> "Nice place"
46:53 <Leis> "aye"
47:01 <Kendra> "Absolutely comfy"
47:10 <Ballig> you see a box with seven locks on it near the bed
47:14 <Ballig> as you watch, it disappears
47:18 <Ballig> and is thrown against the wall
47:27 <Kendra> Spread the area with powder
47:30 <Zirul> "someone invisible is in here!"
47:35 <Kendra> "Clearly we're dealing with invisible thingies"
47:53 <Snickers> "How thrillifying."
47:54 <Zirul> "can you give me a bag Kendra?"
47:56 <Ballig> the box disappears again, and is thrown against the wall to the west with a crash
48:01 <Kendra> I pass zirul a bag
48:19 <Zirul> "Hail"
48:25 <Zirul> "Who goes there?"
48:26 <Ballig> the box disappears
48:31 <Ballig> "Go away, busy."
48:31 * Leis whips out a silver letter-opener
48:37 <Leis> "FIND THE BLOODY THING"
48:40 <Ballig> the box crashes against the mirror in the southwest
48:43 <Snickers> "I've got some food here if you give me the box."
48:45 <Zirul> "Hand over the box"
48:46 <Snickers> (bluff)
48:56 <Ballig> "I'm an outsider, I don't eat. Are you stupid?"
48:58 <Ballig> the box disappears again
49:11 <Snickers> "Well what do you want?"
49:27 <Kendra> "Are you coming out or do we have to make you?"
49:29 <Kendra> (intimidate)
49:30 <Kendra> lol
49:36 <Ballig> roll the intimidate
49:49 <Kendra> !throw 1d20+9 intimidate
49:49 <diebot> Kendra, intimidate: [1d20=5] 14
49:58 <Zirul> ready action to fire slingshot on area where the box will appear again
50:11 <Kendra> whers the box
50:17 <Kendra> Im thinking of doing some area of effect stuff
50:38 <Ballig> the box disappears, and then is thrown against the west wall (dresser)
50:45 <Ballig> if you want to do something before the box disappears again, do it now
50:50 <Snickers> I dive for it
51:02 <Snickers> run + dive
51:02 <Leis> "GRAB IT!!!"
51:04 <Ballig> the box disappears
51:08 <Leis> "GAAAH"
51:12 <Snickers> "Damn it!"
51:15 <Ballig> it's thrown against the northeast wall, behind the bed
51:25 <Kendra> Rub powdder all around the area?
51:28 <Ballig> it looks very dented, but doesn't seem like it's going to open any time soon
51:35 <Ballig> Kendra: if you're doing that, be specific
51:36 <Snickers> how much powder do we have
51:38 <Zirul> fire slingshot on box
51:47 <Ballig> Powder:  Powdered  chalk,  f lour,  and  similar  materials 
51:47 <Ballig> are  popular  with  adventurers  for  their  utility  in 
51:47 <Ballig> pinpointing invisible creatures. Throwing a bag of powder 
51:47 <Ballig> into  a  square  is  an  attack  against  AC  5,  and  momentarily 
51:47 <Ballig> reveals if there is an invisible creature there. A much more 
51:47 <Ballig> effective  method  is  to spread powder on a  surface  (which 
51:47 <Ballig> takes 1 full round) and look for footprints.
52:03 <Kendra> 3 bags
52:18 <Snickers> or 3 5ft-squares
52:21 <Kendra> yes
52:31 <Kendra> where is the box?
52:34 <Kendra> can we see it on CA?
52:36 <Ballig> it's disappeared
52:47 <Zirul> did we get anything that can help locate unseen critters?
52:51 <Kendra> yes powder
52:55 <Kendra> but we need to guess where it is first
52:56 <Ballig> what are you doing
53:05 <Ballig> the box crashes against the southwest corner
53:24 <Kendra> powder E8
53:26 <Snickers> what happened to Zuril's attack
53:32 <Ballig> it didn't do anything
53:42 <Zirul> spread out
53:55 <Kendra> acutally
53:56 <Kendra> Powder D8
54:00 <Kendra> not E8
54:17 <Ballig> how are you using it
54:22 <Kendra> 1 powder on D8
54:29 <Ballig> so you're just throwing the powder in the square?
54:39 <Kendra> rub on the square
54:45 <Kendra> like the ysaid spread it on a surface
54:49 <Ballig> okay, you spend a full round covering D8 with powder
54:55 <Ballig> you have two bags left
55:06 <Snickers> it can probably just avoid that square now
55:17 <Zirul> I'll throw it at the square where the box will next show
55:17 <Kendra> hrm
55:32 <Ballig> the box crashes against the southeast corner
55:44 * Leis makes a grab for it
55:48 <Zirul> I'll throw the powder
55:51 <Ballig> in which square
56:06 <Zirul> where the box fell
56:11 <Ballig> you throw the powder at H9
56:18 <Ballig> !rng H9 G9 G8 H8
56:18 <diebot> Ballig, H8
56:25 <Ballig> it doesn't reveal anything
56:27 <Ballig> the box disappears
57:01 <Ballig> the box crashes against the north wall behind the bed
57:26 <Zirul> let's spreasd out
57:28 <Leis> can i make a leap for it?
57:35 <Zirul> "Let's spread out"
57:36 <Ballig> if you give me a specific square you're leaping at
57:37 <Kendra> colourspray the rea?
57:42 <Kendra> I can just spray
57:48 <Ballig> the box landed at E2
57:51 <Leis> e2
58:00 <Ballig> !rng E2 F2 E3 F3
58:00 <diebot> Ballig, F2
58:04 <Ballig> you snatch thin air
58:08 <Ballig> the box smashes against the west wall
58:16 <Zirul> leap and grapple
58:19 <Ballig> which square
58:23 <Ballig> the box landed at C7
58:41 <Kendra> C7
58:43 <Kendra> I want ot spray
58:43 <Zirul> c8
58:54 <Ballig> Kendra: if you're spraying, tell me where you're standing and where you're facing
58:55 <Snickers> I move to D8
59:02 <Kendra> spray towards mirror
59:06 <Kendra> but anyone in the way first?
59:08 <Ballig> from where
59:28 <Kendra> F7 spray towards mirror
59:33 <Snickers> "The servant is throwing it."
59:59 <Kendra> SE
00:03 <Kendra> SW
00:04 <Kendra> sorry
00:08 <Zirul> "Leis, let's pick up this carpet and try to cover him with it, using the same tactic"
00:10 <Snickers> I want to try and bluff through a secret message to you three
00:14 <Snickers> so that the servant doesn't pick it up, hopefully
00:32 <Kendra> the north one
00:36 <Zirul> You tell Ballig which square we attempt to cover with rug
00:37 <Snickers> are you attacking me, you bitch?
00:49 <Kendra> E7 cone..or wiat ill hit
00:50 <Kendra> nevermind
00:51 <Kendra> skip the spray
00:52 <Leis> lol *slap
01:07 <Kendra> dont spray
01:10 <Kendra> snickers in the way
01:11 <Kendra> argh
01:16 <Snickers> if she starts attacking me, Kendra and I get into a hair-pulling catfight
01:19 <Kendra> yeah we can try the carpet
01:21 <Ballig> Zirul tries to leap and grab
01:26 <Ballig> he's going after C8
01:42 <Ballig> !rng C7 C8 D7 C6
01:42 <diebot> Ballig, D7
01:47 <Ballig> but he grabs thin air
01:48 * Zirul picks up one end of the carpet and looks at Leis"
01:49 <Ballig> the box disappears
02:00 <Kendra> I say next time we see the box
02:03 <Kendra> we grab all around it
02:07 <Leis> "aye"
02:07 <Kendra> see which of us garbs stuff
02:35 <Ballig> the box crashes against the southeast corner
02:40 <Kendra> which area is it?
02:41 <Ballig> (at H9)
02:57 <Zirul> "Leis!?!"
03:11 <Kendra> G6?
03:14 <Kendra> and colour spray?
03:15 <Kendra> that works right?
03:31 <Kendra> move ot G6..spray all the 6 south
03:34 <Kendra> south
03:50 <Snickers> are you trying to hit us
03:54 <Kendra> nah
03:57 <Kendra> one to the..
04:01 <Kendra> then you grab the oer 2 spots
04:07 <Kendra> go west 2
04:17 <Kendra> as in I go west one
04:20 <Kendra> and spray south from there
04:27 <Kendra> west 1 square
04:31 <Snickers> where's the box
04:32 <Kendra> and spray south from there
04:39 <Kendra> yes
04:46 <Kendra> then you guys grab the other 2 spots
04:46 <Kendra> ya
04:47 <Kendra> correct
04:48 <Kendra> spray it
04:59 <Ballig> Kendra casts colour spray
05:01 <Snickers> I guess Zuril or Lies times it
05:10 <Ballig> !rng H9 H8 G9 G8
05:11 <diebot> Ballig, H9
05:11 <Snickers> I'll cover the SW corner just in case
05:14 <Leis> zuril takes the corner
05:21 <Leis> i take the square north of the corner
05:23 <Ballig> Zuril: make a CMB
05:45 <Ballig> <?invisiblity
05:49 <Ballig> <?invisible
05:49 <diebot> Invisible creatures are visually undetectable. An invisible creature gains a +2 bonus on attack rolls against sighted opponents, and ignores its opponents' Dexterity bonuses to AC (if any). See the invisibility special ability.
06:04 <Zirul> !throw 1d20 CMB
06:04 <diebot> Zirul, CMB: [1d20=20] 20
08:37 <Ballig> !rng getshim doesntgethim
08:38 <diebot> Ballig, getshim
08:43 <Ballig> Zirul grabs something
09:06 <Kendra> "Throw carpet?"
09:08 * Leis grabs the box
09:10 <Zirul> "Help pin him down!"
09:24 <Kendra> how do I aid
09:40 <Kendra> and also if we throw powder on him?
09:46 <Leis> !throw 1d20+2 cmb aid
09:47 <diebot> Leis, cmb aid: [1d20=16] 18
09:48 <Kendra> while he is on zirul, wil he stay permenently dusted?
09:56 <Kendra> !throw 1d20+0 cmb aid
09:57 <diebot> Kendra, cmb aid: [1d20=18] 18
10:04 <Ballig> Zirul: roll another CMB
10:10 <Zirul> !throw 1d20 CMB
10:10 <diebot> Zirul, CMB: [1d20=11] 11
10:11 <Ballig> snickers can aid, if he wants
10:18 <Snickers> !throw 1d20-2
10:18 <diebot> Snickers, 1d20-2: [1d20=19] 17
10:26 <Ballig> you grab the box from him
10:30 <Ballig> "Give it back!"
10:34 <Ballig> "I have to get inside it!"
10:38 <Ballig> Snickers got it
10:40 <Kendra> can we run out with the stuff?
10:43 * Leis wave the silver dagger at the imp 
10:44 <Snickers> I dart out of the room!
10:46 <Kendra> amd say we got it
10:52 <Leis> "shut up you bloody imp"
11:31 <Kendra> try ot kill it maybe
11:33 <Zirul> "calm down. there is no need for bloodshed."
11:35 <Kendra> but we have ot flush him out
11:35 <Leis> "shut up you bloody thing"
11:41 <Snickers> "The Pathfinder Society thanks you!" I say, running outside
11:57 <Leis> "on the count of three let's GO"
11:59 <Leis> "one"
12:02 <Kendra> two..
12:02 <Leis> "two"
12:04 <Kendra> and all zip!
12:06 <Leis> "threeeeee"
12:09 <Kendra> zippp
12:13 * Leis runs out the room
12:15 * Zirul ;et's go and runs like hell
12:20 <Kendra> run out of hte room too
12:22 <Kendra> close odor behidn us
12:30 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+8
12:31 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+8: [1d20=6] 14
12:32 <Leis> "bye bye zarta - i'll always love you!!!"
12:34 <Zirul> woot woot
12:42 <Ballig> it tries to sting Zirul, but misses
12:51 <Ballig> and you all leave
12:55 <Kendra> wth :P
13:01 <Kendra> thats so dissapointing.. :P
13:02 <Zirul> "promise we'll be back."
13:04 <Kendra> I wanted to kil it
13:06 <Kendra> but hard..
13:12 <Kendra> have to play like minesweeper
13:15 <Kendra> and I have limited charges
13:24 <Zirul> "yes"
13:30 <Zirul> "Let's talk first."
13:44 <Leis> "ok zirul - what's up?"
13:45 <Ballig> A  throng  of  people  blocks  the  street  ahead.  A  performance 
13:45 <Ballig> art group commandeers the street, drawing graffiti to create 
13:45 <Ballig> a  jolly  hellscape  complete  with  illusory  devils  comically 
13:45 <Ballig> dancing around in circles. A few citizens avoiding the crowd 
13:45 <Ballig> slip  off-street  through  a  nearby  alley,  the  only  egress  past 
13:45 <Ballig> the gathering.
13:56 <Zirul> "Remember the fishy guy?"
14:02 <Kendra> "blow him up"
14:05 <Leis> "yeah?"
14:09 <Zirul> "I reckon he's not up to something good."
14:17 <Kendra> "I say we get to the lodge and say we've done our job"
14:23 <Kendra> "If he shows, we blow him"
14:25 <Zirul> "Let's keep watch and be on the alert."
14:30 <Snickers> "Agreed."
14:32 <Kendra> "Keel.."
14:35 <Leis> "ok"
14:47 * Zirul eyes the parade suspiciously
14:56 <Zirul> abuse sense motive to the max! :)
15:21 <Kendra> a parade is a parade
15:39 <Kendra> we have to move into the street
15:40 <Leis> a "festive" parade - the crowd's motives are "festive"
15:45 <Kendra> unless we can clear those art group guys
15:48 <Kendra> hrm..
15:48 <Zirul> can I make a spot check to try and see if that guy earlier was in the rowd?
15:54 <Zirul> *crowd?
15:58 <Kendra> "Anyone for throwing a few acid flasks into the crowd?"
16:25 <Kendra> "Or some achemist fire?"
16:25 <Kendra> Hmm I have an idea
16:37 <Kendra> "Ghost sounds of an angry draogn?"
16:42 <Kendra> "On the crowd?"
16:45 <Zirul> go ahead
16:50 <Kendra> "Ought to clera it pretty quick!"
16:50 <Zirul> "Do it."
16:56 <Leis> "er, better than murdering the public"
17:11 <Kendra> ghost sounds of some angry beastie at the crowd
17:21 <Kendra> "I suggest we stay at the side incase they stampeede"
17:35 * Leis hides wherever i can
17:39 <Leis> *he can
17:39 <Kendra> why not try ot disperse te crowd?
17:43 <Kendra> use some nasty ghost sound :P
17:46 <Kendra> heyyy..
17:59 * Zirul hides and watches any suspicious person
17:59 <Kendra> can we?
18:12 <Kendra> Cast ghost sound of a nasty beastie on the crowd
18:19 <Kendra> I alwyas wanted to do it btw :P
18:32 <Snickers> "I don't know if attacking a big crowd against the 4 of us is a good idea, Kendra."
18:43 <Kendra> "Thats why we hide? "
18:54 <Kendra> "While we wait for the mess to disperse? "
18:58 <Kendra> "Ideas? "
19:08 <Zirul> "Go for it."
19:09 <Ballig> you go through the alley
19:18 <Kendra> ah damn. its okay :p
19:22 * Leis follows hidden
19:26 <Kendra> its was worth some fun
19:33 <Ballig> everyone but Snickers notices that the thug watching you earlier is in the crowd of people walking down the alley
19:40 * Zirul follows hidden as well
19:56 <Kendra> cant hide for nuts, well just stay where I am
19:58 <Snickers> yep
20:00 <Ballig> can you all see the alley
20:00 <Kendra> saw it
20:01 <Kendra> ready
20:02 <Ballig> tell me now if you can't
20:03 <Zirul> yes
20:20 <Zirul> I see it
20:54 <Ballig> http://i.imgur.com/Z21WC.png
21:31 <Ballig> everyone roll initiative
21:35 <Ballig> Snickers: you are surprised
21:45 <Kendra> @init
21:45 <diebot> Kendra, init: [1d20=9] 12
21:45 <Snickers> @init
21:46 <diebot> Snickers, init: [1d20=11] 13
21:58 <Zirul> @init
21:58 <diebot> Zirul, initiative: [1d20=16] 19
22:20 <Leis> @init
22:20 <diebot> Leis, init: [1d20=10] 14
22:44 <Kendra> "Zirul if you can bottle neck them up, its good, otherwise lump them togheter Ill spray"
24:28 <Zirul> "Bottle?"
24:44 * Zirul was inspired by the word bottle
24:56 <Kendra> "Confined quarters suck. Not enough room to burn"
25:48 <Leis> "i suggest we wait for them"
25:49 <Ballig> H casts a spell
25:53 <Snickers> spellcraft
26:08 <Snickers> !throw 1d20+8 spellcraft
26:08 <Kendra> " I suggest I run there and blast the crap out of them"
26:09 <diebot> Snickers, spellcraft: [1d20=1] 9
26:11 <Snickers> :|
26:20 <Kendra> !throw 1d0+4 spellcraft
26:20 <diebot> Kendra, spellcraft: [1d0=0] 4
26:24 <Kendra> oh wait sorry lol
26:26 <Ballig> obscuring mist
26:34 <Kendra> !throw 1d20+4 spellcraft
26:35 <diebot> Kendra, spellcraft: [1d20=4] 8
26:39 <Ballig> and Zirul reacts first
26:51 <Kendra> we'll see how it plays out
26:55 <Kendra> Ill sneak in where I can
27:20 <Zirul> do I still have the 6points on nonlethal dmg?
27:33 <Ballig> 4 points
27:34 <Ballig> but yes
27:46 <Kendra> if you can keep I4 free and they stay where they are Im okay to run there and colourspray
28:17 <Kendra> id eat AOO..anyday
28:26 <Zirul> move 3 squares to the left
28:39 <Zirul> just outside the range of the obscuring mist
28:48 <Zirul> to the right
28:51 <Kendra> left is trying ot urn out lol
29:08 <Zirul> then throw alchemist fire
29:22 <Kendra> "Casters first!"
29:31 <Ballig> where are you throwing it
29:38 <Zirul> at H
29:42 <Ballig> it has a range increment of 10 feet, so if you throw it any further than 10 feet you take a penalty
29:52 <Ballig> you would throw it at H with a -4 penalty
29:58 <Ballig> and, in fact, H has total concealment
29:59 <Ballig> you can't see him
29:59 <Kendra> or you can move more
30:02 <Kendra> obxuring mist is up arlready?
30:05 <Kendra> oh damn
30:06 <Ballig> yes
30:14 <Ballig> the whole group is now obscured by mist, you can't see them
30:39 <Ballig> you can aim for a square, but not a person
30:49 <Zirul> throw it at the square in front of L
30:57 <Ballig> J4?
31:24 <Zirul> yes
31:30 <Kendra> interesting positioning
31:32 <Kendra> well see how it plays out
31:38 <Ballig> they would take 1 point of damage
31:49 <Kendra> iD like otbe behind zirul, iether that or usingcolour spray directly
31:50 <Kendra> either way
31:50 <Kendra> hr
32:00 <Kendra> see how it plays out as I said
32:02 <Ballig> Zirul: roll ranged attack with a -2 penalty
32:26 <Zirul> !throw 1d20+1 throw flask
32:26 <diebot> Zirul, throw flask: [1d20=19] 20
32:32 <Ballig> okay
32:34 <Zirul> yeah
32:36 <Ballig> you hear a crash and some light singeing
33:33 <Ballig> Zirul sees a really angry halfling wielding a greataxe
33:45 <Zirul> AOO?
33:47 * Kendra laughs
33:58 <Ballig> AOO for what?
34:06 <Zirul> coz he's short
34:10 <Ballig> :p
34:18 <Ballig> the halfling rages at Zirul with his axe
34:19 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+5
34:20 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+5: [1d20=11] 16
34:33 <Leis> just cos he's vertically challenged dont mean you get an aoo :D
34:34 <Ballig> but Zirul deftly gets out of the way
34:39 <Ballig> it is Leis's turn
34:40 * Zirul lazily sidesteps
35:09 <Leis> move to e5 and hide
36:34 <Leis> !throw 1d20+4 short sword on L
36:35 <diebot> Leis, short sword on L: [1d20=4] 8
36:37 <Zirul> and he's minus 2 to AC
36:38 <Ballig> you miss
36:40 <Leis> pfft end turn
36:43 <Ballig> it's Snickers' turn, but she's surprised
36:45 <Ballig> it's Kendra's turn
36:50 <Kendra> btw
36:54 <Kendra> its not synnced
37:00 <Kendra> cna I get hte CA synced?
37:11 <Kendra> the squraes arent showing
37:15 <Kendra> so the ohter ugys are still where they are right?
37:24 <Kendra> damn
37:29 <Kendra> Rnaged acid attack
37:29 <Kendra> on L
37:30 <Ballig> what do you mean "the squares aren't showing"
37:43 <Ballig> L has total cover from your current position
37:56 <Kendra> move to D4
38:15 <Ballig> L has cover (+4 to his AC) and partial concealment (20% miss chance)
38:16 <Ballig> roll to hit
38:17 <Kendra> shooting into melee -4 ?
38:20 <Ballig> yes
38:24 <Zirul> does concealment negate flanking?
38:27 <Kendra> oh holy cow
38:36 <Kendra> !throw 1d20-1
38:36 <diebot> Kendra, 1d20-1: [1d20=11] 10
38:41 <Ballig> your acid misses
39:26 <Kendra> unless you want ot back off
39:31 <Zirul> does concealment negate flanking?
39:32 <Kendra> I dont se anywhere I can get into.
40:11 <Zirul> normal round?
40:19 <Zirul> is it?
40:23 <Ballig> a ray of acid comes shooting out of the mist
40:27 <Ballig> !throw 1d20-2
40:27 <Kendra> the grid
40:27 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20-2: [1d20=18] 16
40:32 <Kendra> squares are not algined
40:34 <Kendra> at who anyway
40:47 <Ballig> !throw miss hit
40:51 <Ballig> !rng miss hit
40:52 <diebot> Ballig, miss
40:56 <Ballig> and just misses Leis
41:00 <Leis> phew
41:54 <Ballig> you see the faint outline o fa human wielding a rapier
42:03 <Ballig> it strikes at Leis
42:06 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+2
42:06 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+2: [1d20=4] 6
42:08 <Ballig> but misses
42:12 <Leis> phew again
42:32 <Ballig> it's Zirul's turn
42:33 <Kendra> zirul  - will save?
42:40 <Kendra> get out of the wya maybe?
42:40 <Kendra> up to you though
42:48 <Leis> is this a new round?
43:01 <Ballig> this is a new round
43:02 <Leis> k
43:02 <Zirul> tumble into...
43:12 <Zirul> I4
43:22 <Ballig> you'll be moving through his square
43:36 <Ballig> roll acrobatics
43:37 <Zirul> I can tumble through right?
43:40 <Ballig> you can
43:41 <Zirul> @acro
43:42 <diebot> Zirul, acrobatics: [1d20=9] 16
43:42 <Ballig> it's just harder to do
43:58 <Ballig> the halfling blocks your way
44:00 <Ballig> and swings his axe at you
44:02 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+5
44:03 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+5: [1d20=15] 20
44:04 <Ballig> hitting you
44:07 <Ballig> !throw 1d10+4
44:08 <diebot> Ballig, 1d10+4: [1d10=4] 8
44:10 <Ballig> dealing 8 points of damage
44:14 <Kendra> what status is zirul in?
44:14 <Ballig> you have a standard action remaining
44:24 <Zirul> flurry
44:25 <Ballig> 1/9 hp
44:30 <Ballig> you can't flurry
44:33 <Kendra> snickers heal time?
44:33 <Ballig> that's a full round attack
44:35 <Ballig> you can only hit once
44:40 <Zirul> stunning?
45:03 <Snickers> you guys are in crap positions there
45:14 <Kendra> pull back unless you want to..
45:16 <Kendra> duno or wait for mist to get out
45:23 <Zirul> tumble away
45:24 <Snickers> right up against a obscuring mist cloud where we can't see anything
45:31 <Leis> yeah
45:39 <Leis> this sucks
45:39 <Ballig> are you attacking or moving
45:48 <Zirul> tumble away to e5
46:02 <Ballig> make the roll
46:33 <Zirul> @acro
46:33 <diebot> Zirul, acrobatics: [1d20=7] 14
46:36 ChanOP has quit (*.net *.split)
46:41 <Snickers> I can't even cure you without coming up right behind you
46:44 <Snickers> making me vulnerable
46:50 <Ballig> the rapier-wielding guy strikes at you as you move
46:53 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+2
46:53 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+2: [1d20=9] 11
46:54 <Kendra> oh oh
46:55 <Ballig> but he misses
47:01 <Kendra> phew ur lucky
47:07 <Ballig> are you moving further
47:09 <Ballig> or staying there
47:18 <Kendra> get out of hte way maybe
47:19 <Kendra> hrmm
47:45 <Zirul> stay there
48:05 <Ballig> the halfling takes a 5 foot step and attacks Leis
48:11 <Leis> shit i'm dead
48:16 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+5 greataxe to the face
48:17 <diebot> Ballig, greataxe to the face: [1d20=15] 20
48:19 <Kendra> maybe
48:20 <Ballig> and hits him
48:20 <Kendra> OUCH
48:22 <Kendra> thats hard
48:27 <Leis> the pain!
48:28 <Snickers> that's just a hit
48:35 <Ballig> !throw 1d10+4 damage
48:35 <diebot> Ballig, damage: [1d10=6] 10
48:36 <Ballig> for 10 damage
48:39 <Leis> i'm down
48:39 <Kendra> well youre not the one getting hit
48:40 <Kendra> so
48:40 <Snickers> that's hard
48:42 <Ballig> Leis is unconscious and dying
48:42 <Kendra> ah k
48:42 <Leis> -1/10
48:44 <Kendra> k
48:46 <Kendra> stabliize?
48:55 <Ballig> it is Leis's turn - make a stabilisation check
49:05 <Leis> !throw 1d20+1 fort
49:06 <diebot> Leis, fort: [1d20=17] 18
49:56 <Ballig> Leis has stabilised
49:58 <Ballig> but the halfling is hungry
49:59 <Leis> that was a silly move 
50:00 <Ballig> ha ha ha ha ha
50:01 <Leis> end turn
50:21 <Ballig> it is Snickers' turn
50:33 <Kendra> my turn?
50:34 <Kendra> or not
50:42 <Kendra> after snickers?
50:55 <Ballig> you're after Snickers
51:00 <Kendra> suggest heal zirul..
51:05 <Snickers> I'll delay until after Kendra
51:05 <Kendra> k
51:05 <Ballig> it's Kendra's turn
51:23 <Kendra> F4 take AOO and spray nE
51:45 <Kendra> NE
51:53 <Kendra> wait
51:55 <Kendra> east will be fine
51:57 <Kendra> true
52:00 <Kendra> I cant see very well u see
52:12 <Kendra> yeah okay spray from there
52:15 <Kendra> ya
52:19 <Kendra> that will work
52:23 <Leis> any other movement will be aoo
52:27 <Kendra> true
52:32 <Kendra> so I blast it?
52:34 <Kendra> there
52:48 <Ballig> DC is 16?
52:51 <Kendra> spray it at DC 16
52:51 <Kendra> yes
53:23 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+0 W; 1d20+4 L
53:24 <diebot> Ballig, W: [1d20=19] 19; L: [1d20=14] 18
53:29 <Ballig> neither of them are affected
53:34 <Kendra> holy cow.
53:47 <Kendra> Id say bad luck
54:03 <Kendra> the whole theory is sound
54:10 <Kendra> but the practical is bad dice :D
54:14 <Kendra> no
54:14 <Kendra> 2
54:14 <Kendra> hahaha
54:22 <Kendra> I have 2 more
54:23 <Kendra> bwhahaha
54:33 <Kendra> no burning hands isnt useful
54:37 <Kendra> snickers can undelay
54:54 <Ballig> roll heal
54:54 <Snickers> !throw 1d8+1
54:54 <diebot> Snickers, 1d8+1: [1d8=2] 3
54:58 <Kendra> my rolls really suck these days
55:01 <Ballig> Zirul is on 4/9
55:11 <Leis> kendra: tell me about it
55:45 <Kendra> I wouldnt mind..walking in but I need to know what to aim
56:05 * Snickers takes out her waterskin
56:14 <Kendra> wth?
56:21 <Kendra> I think the theory was sound,but the practical went waay off
56:26 <Ballig> an acid ray comes s hooting out from the cloud
56:42 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+2
56:43 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+2: [1d20=4] 6
56:47 <Kendra> they wouldnt hit a fly on that
56:47 <Ballig> but misses Snickers
56:50 <Kendra> to begin with
57:16 <Ballig> the human steps out of the mist
57:17 <Ballig> and attacks Kendra
57:19 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+2
57:20 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+2: [1d20=19] 21
57:21 <Kendra> ow
57:23 <Kendra> Ill take
57:23 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+2
57:24 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+2: [1d20=19] 21
57:26 <Ballig> critting her
57:26 <Kendra> that hits
57:28 <Kendra> that much?
57:29 <Kendra> oh dear
57:30 <Kendra> Im dead..
57:31 <Ballig> !throw 2d6+4
57:31 <diebot> Ballig, 2d6+4: [2d6=3,1] 8
57:32 <Kendra> reallly
57:33 <Ballig> for 8 damage
57:34 <Kendra> Down
57:42 <Ballig> Kendra is dead and dying
57:46 <Ballig> -2/8
57:50 <Ballig> unconscious and dying
57:51 <Ballig> rather :p
57:51 <Kendra> yeah
57:55 <Kendra> oh well
57:59 <Kendra> I had all preperations up
58:09 <Kendra> maybe heal me os I can spray them
58:10 <Kendra> hrm
58:25 <Ballig> it is Zirul's turn
58:30 <Kendra> I already took precautions
58:31 <Kendra> lol
58:43 <Kendra> no
58:45 <Kendra> I used both
58:46 <Kendra> hahaa
58:49 <Kendra> I otld you I came prepared
59:02 <Zirul> attack W with stunning fist
59:09 <Ballig> roll to hit
59:10 <Zirul> @fist
59:23 <Zirul> !throw 1d20 stun
59:23 <diebot> Zirul, stun: [1d20=12] 12
00:18 <Ballig> you miss
00:20 <Ballig> movement action remains
00:34 <Zirul> tumble away
00:42 <Ballig> to where?
00:44 * Zirul is contemplating of running...
00:49 <Ballig> (remember you can move 5 feet without provoking)
01:27 <Zirul> A4
01:35 <Ballig> roll the acrobatics
01:38 <Zirul> @acro
01:38 <diebot> Zirul, acrobatics: [1d20=13] 20
02:02 <Ballig> the halfling steps forward to Snickers
02:15 <Snickers> AC12
02:16 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+5 greataxe to the face
02:16 <diebot> Ballig, greataxe to the face: [1d20=7] 12
02:19 <Ballig> hitting her, just
02:27 <Ballig> !throw 1d10+4 damage
02:28 <diebot> Ballig, damage: [1d10=10] 14
02:35 <Snickers> -7/7
02:35 <Kendra> wow
02:40 <Kendra> okay party down
02:46 <Kendra> zirul is probalby the only one who gets to get away
02:59 <Leis> yeah it makes sense to run from this
03:02 <Zirul> "Live to fight another day."
03:12 <Kendra> theres no way he gets to..do it alone
03:15 <Ballig> Snickers: stabilisation check
03:16 <Kendra> Im dying
03:33 <Snickers> !throw 1d20+1-7
03:33 <diebot> Snickers, 1d20+1-7: [1d20=7] 1
04:29 <Ballig> Kendra: stabilisation check
04:29 <Kendra> !throw 1d20+1-2
04:29 <diebot> Kendra, 1d20+1-2: [1d20=19] 18
04:29 <Ballig> Kendra is stabilised
04:29 <Kendra> even if I get up I dont think its going to help much
04:29 <Kendra> we're still..screwed
04:29 <Ballig> it is Zuril's turn
04:29 <Ballig> what are you doing
04:30 <Kendra> better for him to run I dont think hecan make any diff
04:30 <Leis> fly!
05:11 <Zirul> "I surrender. Let us escape with our lives and we'll give you whatever you need from us."
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05:30 <Kendra> I suggest he runs
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06:20 <Ballig> Zirul: you either flee or you fight
06:28 <Zirul> Attack L, fighting defensively and using combat expertise
06:44 <Ballig> roll to hit
06:46 <Zirul> flurry
06:49 <Snickers> he could save the day
06:51 <Snickers> only the dice know
06:54 <Kendra> he cant even heal
07:07 <Kendra> we're going to tpk here I think
07:15 <Zirul> !throw 1d20-5
07:16 <diebot> Zirul, 1d20-5: [1d20=12] 7
07:19 <Kendra> miss
07:20 <Snickers> none of that kind of talk
07:21 <Zirul> hah
07:24 <Kendra> hahaa
07:30 * Kendra is used to this kind of thing.. :D
07:33 <Kendra> it happens
07:40 <Snickers> only the dice know
07:44 <Kendra> unless I manage to stablize, and blast some sprays
07:47 <Snickers> he could laugh at you lot by the end of this
07:48 <Zirul> AC is 21
07:51 <Kendra> as in get up
07:52 <Kendra> lol
08:05 <Ballig> okay, you miss
08:06 <Leis> even with the dice: it's hugely stacked against him
08:11 <Kendra> yeah
08:12 <Leis> they haven't even taken damage
08:14 <Snickers> AC 21
08:14 <Zirul> let's see...
08:15 <Leis> except 1
08:17 * Kendra snickers in incorpreal form
08:18 <Ballig> the halfling attacks Zirul
08:23 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+5 greataxe
08:23 <diebot> Ballig, greataxe: [1d20=19] 24
08:25 <Ballig> and hits
08:25 <Kendra> they have +5
08:26 <Kendra> okay
08:27 <Zirul> Banzai!!!!!!!
08:27 <Snickers> holy shit
08:29 <Kendra> mission failed.
08:31 <Kendra> :D
08:36 <Kendra> tpk I bet
08:40 <Ballig> !throw 1d10+4
08:41 <diebot> Ballig, 1d10+4: [1d10=4] 8
08:43 <Ballig> dealing 8 damage
08:44 <Kendra> okay hes down
08:45 <Snickers> that axe is nasty
08:46 <Ballig> Zirul is unconscious and dying
09:03 <Kendra> whole party down
09:05 <Kendra> :D
09:13 <Ballig> after a few hours, you wake up
09:14 <Ballig> you've been robbed, the box is gone
09:15 <Kendra> okay
09:22 <Leis> aye
09:22 <Kendra> mission failed..but god..
09:31 <Kendra> at least we got out alive, though no mage armor on next one
09:35 <Ballig> all the neat stuff you picked up in the mission has been taken
09:40 <Ballig> thieves tools, powder, flasks, etc
09:45 <Leis> "we're lucky they weren't us"
09:50 <Ballig> the silver dagger was stolen too
09:51 <Leis> "we'd be dead"
10:30 <Kendra> I have NOTHING on me
10:32 <Kendra> nothing to lose really :D
10:40 <Zirul> me too
10:55 <Kendra> so dying..doesnt really tweak me too much
10:55 <Ballig> Kendra: where's your spellbook?
11:00 <Kendra> do I have a spellbook?
11:02 <Snickers> is Batsy ok
11:03 <Zirul> shes a sirc
11:05 <Kendra> i thought sorcs get it all memmed
11:05 <Zirul> sorc
11:06 <Ballig> batsy is okay
11:11 <Kendra> thats hte point
11:14 <Kendra> hop home
11:17 <Kendra> what else, and get hte boot
11:26 <Leis> limp...
11:27 <Kendra> well be glad to get out alive..
11:32 <Kendra> we should have been dead
12:15 <Kendra> yeah we should have all been dead..
12:17 <Kendra> oh yeah
12:29 <Kendra> but anyway. Wow that was fun!
12:29 <Zirul> fuck their rolls and ours
12:30 * Kendra squeaks
12:34 <Kendra> hahah
12:55 <Leis> :D
13:02 <Zirul> woot woot
13:24 <Kendra> what about the first one?
13:46 Snickers is now known as Avatar
13:50 <Kendra> Last part..
13:56 Kendra is now known as Mort-
14:04 <Mort-> Okay post whatever review
14:10 <Mort-> What did we do wrong on the last round.
14:11 <Mort-> :P
14:17 * Mort- fluffs on combat stuffs
14:24 <Avatar> need to burn some prestige on a wand
14:25 <Mort-> no
14:27 <Mort-> I mean the 
14:31 <Mort-> last combat scenario
14:38 <Mort-> as in what could we done better ahhaa
14:40 <Mort-> :P
14:45 Zirul is now known as Jaggedsoul
14:48 <Mort-> hrm
14:56 <Mort-> Ill take note about obscuring mist
14:58 <Mort-> in the future
15:13 <Leis> no meaty fighter in the party
15:23 Leis is now known as Tristen
15:24 <Mort-> I dont know if there was anything I could have done better
15:26 Tristen is now known as tristen
16:08 <Avatar> Jaggedsoul can you hear us
16:12 <Ballig> Jaggedsoul: in case you didn't hear, we're just saying that you can make changes to this character before you play next (because it's technically a pregen)
16:18 <Ballig> but once you play this character a second time, you can't make any changes to it
16:31 <Mort-> okay 
16:33 <Ballig> I was pointing out how you have a monk that is relying on hitting in melee but has a +0 strength
16:45 <Jaggedsoul> yeah
16:49 <Jaggedsoul> heard about it
16:52 <tristen> thanks ballig, thanks all
16:52 <Ballig> yeah
16:55 <Mort-> thanks
17:00 <Mort-> but god...we could have all been dead
17:01 <Mort-> now.
17:03 <Mort-> lets see
17:03 <Ballig> so although dodge is great for working your way up to spring attack, weapon finesse will actually help you
17:04 <Avatar> Snickers works much better as a level 5 witch than a level 1 witch
17:10 <Ballig> did you get lightning reflexes for free or did you take the feat
17:12 <Mort-> I DID take the basic precautious I guess..
17:26 <Avatar> after all that, I didn't even have beguiling gift prepared
17:27 <Mort-> Ill read up on obscuring mist
17:30 <Mort-> problem is that
17:55 <Jaggedsoul> I'll get weapon finesse and dodge
18:29 <Ballig> even if you don't go weapon finesse, mobility is a better choice
18:35 <Ballig> because it makes you 2/3 of the way to spring attack
19:07 <Avatar> go weapon finesse man
19:11 <Avatar> your low str requires it
19:13 <Mort-> urm okay..
19:15 <Ballig> weapon finesse will help you hit more
19:16 * Mort- boggles about the monks
19:19 <Ballig> but doesn't help with the lack of +damage
19:25 <Ballig> hopefully flurry helps with that
19:56 <Jaggedsoul> I have a feat for being human, 1st lvl feat and monk bonus feat
19:59 <Ballig> 18 wisdom might be high
20:40 <Ballig> ah you took combat expertise too
20:41 <Ballig> hmm
20:45 <Ballig> what are you aiming for with combat expertise
20:56 <Mort-> lol
21:11 <Avatar> that game I mentioned for tonight is likely not happening
21:15 <Avatar> I feel bloody exhausted
21:15 <Jaggedsoul> forgot really
21:39 <Ballig> keep in mind that a monk is able to get /most/ of the feats that combat expertise is a pre-requisite for without actually meeting the pre-requisites
21:42 <Ballig> so for example, improved grapple
21:50 <Jaggedsoul> can I change the scores too?
21:56 <Ballig> yeah
22:00 <Ballig> you can completely rework the character
22:03 <Ballig> but only before you play it again
22:26 <Ballig> basically it's a great way to test to see if your character is as effective as you thought they would be
24:33 <Jaggedsoul> ok
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25:00 <Ballig> check out what monk class features rely on wisdom
25:04 <AndChat|> Damn
25:05 <Ballig> and whether it's worth putting so much into wisdom
25:07 <AndChat|> Back
26:41 <AndChat|> Did obscuring mist really make that much diff mmph
26:44 <AndChat|> Hm
27:05 <AndChat|> But can't really do much about it
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27:26 <AndChat|> Unless next time prepare to counterspell
27:41 <Ballig> you have to know the same spell
27:52 <AndChat|> And i got yelled at
28:00 <AndChat|> For laughing in the lib
28:04 <AndChat|> Wtf :d
28:05 <Ballig> ha
28:15 <AndChat|> Little kids running around
28:25 <AndChat|> Make more noise then i do
28:57 <tristen> avatar: no worries man, kick back and we'll game tomorrow
29:05 <AndChat|> We Could have possibly 
29:21 <AndChat|> Bottle necked up further away
29:22 <AndChat|> Hm
29:28 <AndChat|> Ill get on my lap top
30:13 <AndChat|> Stupid libarian told me to change sockets too
30:13 <Jaggedsoul> we could've gone into the defensive
30:28 <AndChat|> In what sense
30:31 <Jaggedsoul> but their rolls are really awesome and our rolls suck
30:34 <Jaggedsoul> totally
30:50 <AndChat|> I didn't see anything wrong on colour spray
31:14 <Ballig> the colour spray was good, just unfortunate that they got good rolls
31:15 <AndChat|> But its a good lesson that mage armor doesn't let you go around spraying with impunity
31:32 <Ballig> and you were in a vulnerable position, relying on the colour spray
31:40 <AndChat|> The theory was sound. Practical didn't work out
31:45 <AndChat|> Unless i moved after?
31:52 <AndChat|> But not possible is it?
32:02 <AndChat|> You can cast from where you are
32:11 <Jaggedsoul> gtg
32:16 <Jaggedsoul> when's the next game?
32:18 <AndChat|> Or move to cast. Then you can't move further?
32:28 <Jaggedsoul> I still have work later :(
32:36 <AndChat|> Tomorrow but we can't be there since its campaign
32:48 <Jaggedsoul> yeah
32:48 <AndChat|> Ill meditate on this
32:59 <Jaggedsoul> next week then
33:05 <AndChat|> I had a whole bunch of spells to use
33:13 <AndChat|> Probably Thursday someone will run
33:17 <Ballig> could have used burning hands instead
33:18 <AndChat|> Never got to use  them
33:20 <Jaggedsoul> see ya guys, unless there's anything else? Avatar?
33:22 <AndChat|> Reflex
33:34 <AndChat|> 1d4 plus 1 dmg
33:39 <AndChat|> Besides weigh it out
33:54 <AndChat|> You get a chance of instant finish if you spray once
34:15 <AndChat|> So  i think it would take me 2 colourspray to drop anyone
34:18 <Jaggedsoul>  I really got to go. See ya
34:23 <AndChat|> If we dropped anyone at all
34:33 <Ballig> see ya Jaggedsoul
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34:35 <AndChat|> Sorry 2 burning hands
34:43 <AndChat|> Its weighing options
34:52 <AndChat|> Assume they have 10 hp each
35:10 <AndChat|> Which isn't too ridiculous
35:15 <AndChat|> I would actually assume 14
35:34 <AndChat|> A creature with that much bab
35:49 <AndChat|> Is likely to have like 14 i would say.
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36:47 <AndChat|> Burning hands is too slow
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37:14 <Mort-> aha
37:25 <Mort-> lol back again
37:31 <Ballig> weirdo!
37:38 <Mort-> what?
37:41 <Mort-> I was using cell
37:52 <Mort-> cant believe I get complained in library for laughing
37:54 <Mort-> pehhh
38:45 <Mort-> you can spell from where you are
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39:03 <Mort-> then you can move
39:08 <Mort-> but once you move to spell
39:09 <Mort-> you cant move again right?
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47:51 <ort-> Im baccckkk
47:53 ort- is now known as Mort-
47:56 <Mort-> ah I lost my M
47:57 <Ballig> are you
47:57 <Ballig> are you really
48:01 <tristen> geez we made a hash of that
48:03 <Mort-> really what?
48:06 <tristen> what's the verdict?
48:15 * Mort- wags her tail happily
48:17 <Ballig> you can't move, cast, move
48:19 <tristen> under-powered?
48:19 <Ballig> sorry, no tail
48:28 <Mort-> oh u didnt know?
48:31 <Mort-> I regrew one
48:33 <Mort-> in another plane :D
48:38 <tristen> and tactics all wrong for under-powered party?
48:49 <Mort-> I got the components, and they made me a potion of regeneration, I got a new tail
49:05 <tristen> we should have been defensive, not offensive?
49:06 <Mort-> I think should have tried to setup for more sprays
49:08 <Mort-> mmph
49:11 <Mort-> but dont ask me about defensive
49:21 <Mort-> Im the last person to ask about defensive fighting
49:34 <tristen> leis and zirul shouldn'ta charged
49:44 <tristen> should have just let you fly with the sprays
49:48 <Mort-> yes
50:02 <Mort-> point noted about mage armor though, it doesnt make you invulnerable
50:05 <Mort-> morts going to remember that
50:30 <Ballig> it doesn't make you any more invulnerable than studded leather
50:45 <Ballig> sorry, chain shirt
50:51 <Mort-> the prolbme iwth colour spray it has to be done close range..
50:52 <Mort-> hai
50:53 <Mort-> z
50:57 <Ballig> yeah
51:01 <Mort-> but anwyay my sorc can decnetl yfight long ranged if she wants
51:04 <Mort-> probably what would DEFINITELY work
51:06 <Mort-> is magic missile
51:10 <Mort-> but I didnt get it on list
51:16 <Mort-> but that again, is RP choice
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51:51 <Mort-> so yeah Im back
51:52 <Mort-> sorry haaha
52:00 <Mort-> besides the way Im looking at it
52:02 <Meclizine> so you guys got rocked?
52:11 <Mort-> why do I want to do 1d4+1 dmg perma
52:21 <Mort-> when you can do 1d3+2 on a cantrip on ranged touch
52:21 <Mort-> yep
52:22 <Mort-> :D
52:35 <Mort-> I tell you one of these days Im going to be spraying/aeing my own party
52:39 <Mort-> fk the consequences..
52:46 <Mort-> what was Jagged's will save
52:52 <Mort-> could have done it at the start probably..
53:15 <Mort-> but its dangerous doing that
54:42 <tristen> meclizine: yep
55:26 <tristen> made it out alive though, but not because we won through
55:54 <Mort-> we should've been dead. would have accepted dying :P
56:00 <Mort-> live by the sword, die by it :)
56:05 <tristen> yep
56:19 <Meclizine> yeah, i was kinda watching a bit.
56:21 <Meclizine> and oh, right.
56:24 Meclizine is now known as Hydrazine
56:37 <tristen> when i played that scenario originally we had a tank (hitomi) and a ranger (tasiv)
56:42 <tristen> and a cleric i think
56:48 <tristen> and probably a wizard
56:53 <tristen> we kicked arse
57:32 <Mort-> ah
57:38 <Mort-> but is it their first scneario?
57:39 <Mort-> or not
57:45 <Mort-> Im not into tanks so..we'll pass
57:59 <Mort-> atm Im not into tanks
58:01 <Mort-> that might change
58:10 <Ballig> you played with either artimus or samsuhn I think
58:14 <Ballig> I think artimus
58:29 <Hydrazine> try it!
58:35 <tristen> i think it was their first...or their second...but certainly very early in the careers of hitomi/tasiv
58:53 <tristen> ballig yeah that rings a bell
59:05 <Mort-> artimus is cleric yeah
59:09 <Ballig> yeah
59:16 <Ballig> I remember keeping everyone alive with channels
59:23 <tristen> aye that's it
59:25 <Mort-> I told you mass healing is required
59:33 <Mort-> though colourspray when it works is fking cheaty :P
59:35 <Mort-> instant win lol
59:44 <Mort-> my whizzie is lucky I guess
00:03 <tristen> yeah sprays have saved us / won us fights a number of times
01:08 <tristen> ballig: i'm still prototyping a version of ca that will run in a browser
01:34 <tristen> watch this space - i'll run a very basic version past you hopefully this week
02:18 <tristen> very limited functionality, i think just player/npcs and movement
03:16 <Mort-> k Ill go afk on lunch
03:34 <tristen> cheers mort good game
05:28 <tashes> Did ballig kill you all?
05:30 * Mort- wags her tail..
05:32 <Mort-> urm guys
05:44 <Ballig> tashes: kind of
05:46 * Mort- quickly phases to incorpreal before someone chops off her tail again
06:00 <Mort-> okay I should maintain incorpreal form on tails
06:02 <Mort-> btw
06:04 <Mort-> for the scenario
06:08 <Mort-> did anyone try killing the imp?
06:19 <Ballig> we killed it when I played
06:52 <Hydrazine> ballig crit mort dead.
07:06 <Hydrazine> rolled the weighted dice. i saw.
07:06 <Ballig> well, crit mort unconscious
07:10 <tristen> no we let it go and bolted outta there
07:25 <tristen> all we needed was the box
07:35 <Hydrazine> brave brave sir tristen, he bravely ran away.
07:48 <Hydrazine> when danger reared its ugly head, he turned his tail and bravely fled!
08:24 <Mort-> hhahhaah
08:33 <Mort-> I never got a chance to run :(
08:40 <Mort-> acutally I might not have run evne so
08:48 <Mort-> hrmm how u kill hte imp isinterseting
08:49 <Ballig> you would have tried colour spray again
08:54 <Mort-> yeah of course
08:59 <Mort-> you knwo my fighitng style :D
09:03 <Mort-> its run and hit :P
09:08 <Mort-> u know what its like to stand beside me :P
09:11 <Ballig> we might have colour sprayed the imp, actually
09:14 <Ballig> not sure if we killed it
09:17 <Mort-> yeah
09:21 <Ballig> I might have coup de graced it while it was unconcious
09:24 <Mort-> I thought we do it like mine sweeper
09:46 <Ballig> when I played, artimus was using detect magic to know where the imp was
09:54 <tristen> hydrazine lol yeah
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10:18 <tristen> i ran out declaring undying love for lady whatsername on the way past :D
11:00 <Mort-> intersting
11:01 <Mort-> does that work?
11:02 <tristen> ballig: and didn't we do something with the broken mirror?
11:04 <Mort-> guess it could
11:40 <Ballig> well, we heard crunching and other noises to know where to look
11:45 <Ballig> but that's because Avatar didn't do the box hitting the wall bit
11:57 <tristen> tut
12:06 <Ballig> Mort-: well, invisibility is an illusion. but failing that, the box is magic
12:15 <Mort-> yeah
12:15 <Mort-> l
12:21 <Mort-> l
12:21 <Mort-> k
12:25 <Mort-> I need lessons on detect magic :P
12:31 <Mort-> acutally I wanted to scare the crowd off..:P
12:34 <Mort-> hahaha
12:38 <Mort-> always wanted to..^^
14:01 <tristen> unavoidable last encounter is unavoidable
15:59 * Mort- is a sneaky!
16:05 <Mort-> but yep Im not going ot go rogue
16:09 <Mort-> but mort will have perma mage armor on
16:35 <Mort-> how many uses does a bag of flour of 1 pound have?
16:42 <Mort-> I have one pound of flour on mortails
16:58 <Ballig> you should be using the Powder from the APG if you want to use it for the invisibility purpose
18:12 <Mort-> well okay
19:20 <tristen> ballig what's the go with characters in CoTE - do you need me to set up a character on paizo before the campaign finishes?
19:28 <tristen> for rek?
19:34 <Ballig> no
19:38 <Ballig> you can apply that to any of your characters
19:50 <Ballig> so even if tasiv is level 7 when you finish cote, you still can apply the chronicle sheet to him
20:03 <tristen> cool - i'll see if he lives or dies first :D
20:33 <tristen> he played out quite well last sunday i thought
20:39 <Mort-> Powder
20:39 <Mort-> Source Advanced Player's Guide
20:39 <Mort-> Powdered chalk, flour, and similar materials are popular with adventurers for their utility in pinpointing invisible creatures. Throwing a bag of powder into a square is an attack against AC 5, and momentarily reveals if there is an invisible creature there. A much more effective method is to spread powder on a surface (which takes 1 full round) and look for footprints.
20:46 <Mort-> flour works?
21:58 <Ballig> well, that has specific rules for it
22:01 <Ballig> so you're better off using it
22:21 <Mort-> so each powder
22:24 <Mort-> is 1 square?
23:59 <Ballig> I'd say so
25:25 <Mort-> k
25:29 <Mort-> lots of powder required then
25:31 <Mort-> or one glitterdust
25:32 <Mort-> hrmm
25:35 <Mort-> I dont like glitterdust
25:40 <Mort-> it hits everyone around you
26:32 <Ballig> on the bright side, if you blind your allies they're immune to colour spray
26:33 <Ballig> :p
28:01 <Mort-> I wont colour spray once I hit 3 I thnk
28:01 <Mort-> dc is too low
28:01 <Mort-> :(
28:01 * Mort- is sad
28:06 <Mort-> 15 for DC is very limiting
28:09 <Mort-> I got 1/3 the last round
28:10 <Ballig> take spell focus (illusion)
28:18 <Mort-> I took conjuration already
28:22 <Mort-> and played ith it
28:25 <Mort-> Im stuck on it
28:29 <Mort-> I was thinking pits
28:35 <Mort-> colour spray is NOT useful high levels Id say
29:00 <Mort-> because later with the hitdice
29:03 <Mort-> you just get one round of stun
29:08 <Mort-> must as well open a pit and dump him in
31:07 <Mort-> though some monsters have good reflex
31:17 <Mort-> will is generally your best bet vs monsters...
31:21 <Mort-> those big brute kinds
31:27 <Mort-> those spectres..are an entirely different story
33:03 <Mort-> even some big brutes grow some pretty decent reflex saves :(
36:36 <Ballig> if you rely on any one thing you will be unprepared
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58:17 <Thelen> hmm
59:02 <Ballig> oh hi
59:44 <Thelen> did you guys get pwned again?
59:52 <Mort-> hehee :D
59:56 * Mort- grins
00:07 <Ballig> yeah they got pwned
00:15 <Thelen> hehehe
00:27 <Thelen> bbs reboot
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29:51 <Ballig> wb jerk
30:11 <Thelen> herp :P
31:18 <Mort-> urgh
32:35 <Mort-> level 2 donest have..
34:03 <Mort-> any mass disabling spells
34:25 <Ballig> you expected one every level?
35:20 <Mort-> urm
35:23 <Mort-> just pondering
35:30 <Mort-> as I said colourspray doesnt work on all occasions
35:40 <Mort-> maybe pits
35:43 <Mort-> Ill look into pits and..
35:47 <Mort-> hideous laughter
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38:50 <Ballig> don't you freak out at area spells usually
38:52 <Ballig> why not get hold person
39:22 <Mort-> lv 3
39:41 <Mort-> believe me I would
39:48 <Mort-> I looked into it already
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15:57 <Ballig> sup
18:06 <Brunius> jerk
18:21 <Brunius> There's no topic, I might mention
19:50 <Ballig> because services have been net splitting for the last few hours
22:13 <Mort-> k time to get out from here
22:23 <Mort-> damn its raining:(
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26:10 <Ballig> oh, who would have thought
26:14 <Ballig> Mort is a witch who melts in water
30:10 <Hydrazine> Does she weigh as much as a duck?
47:21 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 11am (new game) | CoTE: Sun 10am | CoED: Wed 8th Feb 9pm || AEDT (UTC+11:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://dnd.ballig.net
47:21 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Thu Jan 19 16:34:11 2012
47:42 <Avatar> zzzzz
48:00 <Ballig> zzzzz
52:33 <Hydrazine> zzzz
54:50 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Avatar
54:57 * Avatar removes voice from tristen
55:56 Avatar has changed the topic to: PFS: Sat 11am (new game) | CoTE: Sun 10am | CoED: Wed 8th Feb 9pm || All times are AEDT (UTC+11:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://dnd.ballig.net
56:11 <Hydrazine> you're a topic change.
56:24 <Avatar> don't get lovey dovey with me
56:57 <tristen> hey avatar
57:07 <tristen> first shot:
57:08 <tristen> http://www.journeyo.com/public/combat/pppgixwyqmfvchmhkzdlvrveywranv
57:17 <tristen> got a ways to go
57:23 <tristen> but ima getting there
57:38 <Avatar> is that just a picture
57:42 <tristen> well
57:50 <tristen> it's a picture
57:53 <tristen> that base picture
57:58 <tristen> i've applied a grid
58:03 <tristen> and added the letters/numbers
58:08 <tristen> plus placed a character there
58:17 <tristen> and that page jams it all together
58:20 <Avatar> oh yeah
58:20 <tristen> and displays it
58:25 <tristen> so the idea is
58:33 <Avatar> how do you get the counter on there
58:35 <tristen> the dm is on a control panel doing shit to the map
58:57 <tristen> and the players are on that page which refreshes itself whenever the dm makes a change
59:10 <tristen> i put it there on the control panel
59:19 <tristen> which no-one but me can see atm:
59:36 <tristen> but the idea is the DM just posts a link like i have to the players
59:44 <tristen> and that's all the players have to do
59:45 <Ballig> if everyone has to use the website version, no one will use it
00:40 <tristen> isn't it easier than running a client?
00:56 <Avatar> works on a phone
01:10 <tristen> don't phones have browsers?
01:14 <Ballig> no, websites aren't easier than using a client
01:18 <Ballig> didn't we have this discussion like a month ago
01:31 <Ballig> if it's an /alternative/ option for a single user, to connect to the host on the website to watch
01:32 <Ballig> that's fine
01:38 <Ballig> but if it's everyone use it or no one uses it, no one will use it
02:19 <tristen> we talked about it - this ain't no biggie, i just wanted to see if it were possible
02:36 <tristen> even a client could read this image though
02:40 <tristen> it's just a url
03:04 <tristen> in this case it's presented in a browser page
03:12 <tristen> but there's no reason any client couldn't read it
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13:37 <Ballig> sup toy
14:25 <Toy> nothin. didnt know we had a dungeons & dragons channel on here
14:54 <Ballig> been here a decade
15:14 <Toy> ah right. i used to play it back in highschool
15:54 <Ballig> what version?
16:25 <Avatar> edition
16:33 <Ballig> your face
16:34 <Ballig> shut up
17:24 <Toy> hmm its in a box somewhere. id have to google the cover, hang on
17:31 <Hydrazine> Yo. Welcome to D&D channel. Best contraceptive since anal.
18:21 <Toy> yeh it's this one. http://www.odinartcollectables.com/images/advancedDnDPlayersHandbook1.jpg
18:39 <Toy> but i'd been playing since a red boxed set came out
19:18 <Toy> before it was 'advanced'
19:21 <Hydrazine> Holy balls your oldschool.
19:44 <Toy> i'm 40 next week
20:03 <Avatar> played pathfinder?
20:33 <Toy> never heard of it
20:55 <Avatar> it's what came after d&d 3.5
20:55 <Hydrazine> Well, the game's changed some since you last played.
21:20 <Hydrazine> But the big idea's still the same, I think.
25:21 <tristen> toy: yeah i'm of the same vintage and i just recently started pathfinder
25:55 <tristen> i remember that cover well
25:59 <Toy> after d&d 3.5 hey. is that cos there was a such an ownership shitfight over licensing?
26:57 <Hydrazine> shit happened. and 4th ed sucks.
27:05 <Toy> oic.
27:16 <Avatar> a lot of 3rd editioners didn't like 4e, at all
27:25 <Hydrazine> We used to tell my 4th ed fan friend that 4th ed is what killed gary gygax.
27:29 <Hydrazine> they believed it.
27:44 <Avatar> so paizo picked up 3.5 and made pathfinder into what should've been 4e
28:14 <tristen> toy: remember this? http://www.dungeon-dragon.com/emirikol-the-chaotic.jpg
29:52 <Toy> i see
30:10 <Toy> nah tristen, i dont know whatever that is
30:57 <tristen> it was outta one of those old books - dunno which one...
31:13 <Toy> we had a graph book, a DM manual, and made up our own stuff. i think we finally played Ravenloft once
32:03 <Toy> saving up and painting lead figures was the big leagues for us
33:07 <Toy> and occasionally someone would get a copy of White Dwarf
33:24 <Brunius> YAYAY
33:27 <Brunius> AN OD&D PLAYER
33:29 <Brunius> :DD
33:40 <Brunius> The Red Basic rules?
33:43 <Avatar> we should get a 2e game running
33:44 <Brunius> Going up to level 12?
33:46 <tristen> well from an old-timer's perspective i'd heard stuff had gone far too "rules driven" but i never played for long enough to learn what
34:14 <tristen> i haven't seen anything in pathfinder that strikes me as being too strict
34:23 <tristen> seems pretty good
35:06 <tristen> and the pre-written scenarios have a good emphasis on roleplaying
35:18 <tristen> so we can get all technical in combat
35:23 <tristen> and clown around a bit as well
35:28 <tristen> it's good :)
36:10 <Toy> yeah Brunius, i started with the basic red rulebox set which i asked for a birthday present --> http://www.theredboxblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/dd-bbox.jpg
36:41 <Brunius> :D
36:53 <Brunius> My dad's got those in a big 'ol binder folder somewhere
36:59 <Brunius> Along with the blue rules
38:27 <Toy> i think i gave the red set away to somebody who was starting out, after we went to ad&d
38:48 <Toy> it seemsed simplistic after reading the ad&d handbook
40:38 <Toy> pretty sure ive still got my second set of dice in a box downstairs
40:57 <Toy> d20 dice freak ppl out
42:50 <Hydrazine> Not us. You're with friends here.
42:54 <Hydrazine> Welcome, geek brother.
43:52 <Toy> lol
44:38 <Toy> i thought playing d&d and having a girlfriend were mutually exclusive
45:06 <Hydrazine> Mostly.
45:11 <Hydrazine> My gf plays too.
45:31 <Toy> never checked it out online. id heard that you could do it. but never checked it out
45:52 <Toy> well thats a bonus Hydrazine
46:27 <Hydrazine> Well, we do.
46:53 <Hydrazine> Seems like the thing for you sir, is getting familiar with the new rulebooks and rolling up a character.
47:04 <Toy> so, why dont you guys play something more imersive like uhm Warcraft. which i bought on sale years ago, but have never installed yet
47:25 <Hydrazine> Warcraft what?
47:34 <Hydrazine> Theres.. alot of warcraft stuff.
47:40 <Toy> WoW
47:47 <Hydrazine> oh. For some reason I was thinking warhammer.
47:55 <Hydrazine> I did, for a few years. I still play something similar.
48:29 <Hydrazine> I'm just no longer game-monogamous.
48:38 <Toy> seems like a logical progression to me
48:44 <Hydrazine> Even if its hard to keep skyrim from taking over.
48:58 <Ballig> MMOs and D&D are two separate systems of gaming
49:04 <Hydrazine> Well, the real appeal to tabletop was the flexibility. the 'you can do anything' aspect of ut.
49:04 <Ballig> some people are into both, some are only into one
49:07 <Ballig> but they meet different needs
49:11 <Hydrazine> And you lose that in things like WoW.
49:30 <Toy> i mean a mate of mine started off playing RPG's with Zork
49:51 <Hydrazine> Once, in a D&D game, we thought it was a good idea to throw my character at a flying enemy. you can't just decide to do things like that in WoW.
51:02 <Toy> yeah, i spose youve got a point there
51:55 <Toy> we used to have such arguments about player knowledge
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52:22 <Ballig> ha
52:25 <Ballig> metagaming
52:58 <Hydrazine> I had a bigger problem with GMs doing it.
53:40 <Ballig> I've had a GM metagame on me before
53:44 <Ballig> it was annoying
53:57 <Hydrazine> Like mobs just intentionally avoiding the guys with good ac. wtf's the point of me playing a tank if you're gonna ignore me?
54:17 <Hydrazine> and it was a monk, not a full-plate warrior or something obvious.
54:22 <Ballig> ha
54:29 <Ballig> yeah
54:47 <Ballig> or non-intelligent creatures targeting the wizard before he's cast anything
54:59 <Hydrazine> and it was with 'dumb' npcs at that. If it was something smart enough to logic this, I'd say fair enough.
55:05 <Hydrazine> Exactly!
55:33 <Toy> yeah it was easy for wizards to cheat cos they can act from such a distance
56:13 <Hydrazine> did i tell you about the dm who started grappling me all day because i rolled up an intensely dex/wis focused monk?
56:35 <Ballig> ha
57:26 <Hydrazine> 3 fights in a row with improved grapple.
57:32 <Hydrazine> one with swallow whole.
57:32 <Avatar> that doesn't work in pathfinder I don't think
57:42 <Avatar> if you grapple back, you can hit them
58:22 <Hydrazine> i was all dex and wis. grapple in 3.5 was all strength based. i grappled like shit and he knew it.
58:30 <Ballig> yeah
58:36 <Ballig> in pathfinder it's strength and dex based
58:42 <Ballig> I don't think monks get their wisdom to their CMD
58:51 <Ballig> but it's better than 3.5
59:09 <Hydrazine> they do get something to cmd i think.
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59:53 <Hydrazine> Evening Mort
59:54 <Ballig> oh, he does actually
59:59 <Ballig> the wisdom bonus is to AC and CMD
00:04 <Hydrazine> bam.
00:13 <Ballig> makes sense, a monk should be /harder/ to grapple
00:24 <Toy> yeh, its tought o find someone the right temperament to be dm, and not get vendictive cos they werent a character
01:09 <Ballig> I got to TPK a party just today!
01:10 <Ballig> woo!
01:11 <Ballig> :P
01:35 <Hydrazine> lol
01:38 <Hydrazine> Dick.
01:46 <Hydrazine> Swear you used the loaded dice on Mort.
01:49 <Ballig> ha
01:53 <Ballig> yeah that was some shit luck
01:59 <Hydrazine> what, back to back 19s?
01:59 <Ballig> she cast colour spray twice, for a total of 4 victims
02:02 <Ballig> every one of them rolled an 18 or 19
02:11 <Ballig> yeah, the first time she did it they got back to back 18s
02:18 <Ballig> and then the second time was back to back 19s
02:21 <Hydrazine> i meant when you crit her in the face
02:29 <Ballig> oh, ha, yeah then too
02:31 <Toy> i had a Cleric character one time. there was some rule like a 1-in-100 shot of calling on your patron diety - i rolled it - and got given a +9 mace. that character got shit on after that
02:33 <Hydrazine> for entire health bar
02:35 <Ballig> she had /shit/ luck in that game
02:51 <Ballig> I guess her only real luck was that it was the rogue with the rapier critting her
02:54 <Ballig> and not the barbarian with the greataxe
03:11 <Ballig> (the barbarian with the greataxe that critted the monk)
03:25 <Hydrazine> lol
03:38 <Mort-> Seriously
03:42 <Hydrazine> ever run a game with armor as DR, Ballig?
03:46 <Mort-> Well i took all the necessary precautions
03:50 <Ballig> nope
04:09 <Ballig> Mort-: just not the "don't run into melee with a barbarian and a rogue" precaution? ;)
04:21 <Mort-> No choice
04:29 <Mort-> Unless i can move after casting
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04:39 <Mort-> If your group goes down so do you
05:17 <Ballig> Mort-: have you registered your rogue on the website?
05:21 <Ballig> the paizo website
05:34 <Hydrazine> So I've been searching and searching, Ballig. For a way to sneak attack all the time with a crossbow.
05:39 <Mort-> I don't have a rogue
05:46 <Ballig> er, sorcerer
05:47 <Ballig> whatever :p
05:49 <Ballig> Hydrazine: be invisible
06:01 <Ballig> or have darkvision and be able to cast /darkness/ at-will
06:05 <Hydrazine> beyond that.
06:34 <Ballig> what did you find
06:38 <Ballig> also: crossbow? why crossbow?
06:43 <Mort-> Yeah
06:44 <Toy> i also had a short lived Thief character, who the DM didng take kindly to doing what theives do, stealing. he died
06:55 <Mort-> Haha!
07:03 <Mort-> Its ok i splatted today
07:07 <Hydrazine> Because my rog uses a crossbow.
07:19 <Ballig> Mort-: what's the character number
07:23 <Mort-> But my sorc really has a foul mouth
07:27 <Ballig> Hydrazine: why does he use a crossbow?
07:28 <Mort-> Don't know
07:29 <Ballig> that's weird
07:32 <Mort-> Haven't done anything yet
07:41 <Mort-> He going for range sniper rogue
07:47 <Ballig> Toy: I had an idiot thief in my campaign once who lost his hand
07:53 <Mort-> Like what i wanted to do with my wizard
07:58 <Ballig> for trying to break into his party mate's room inside an inn in the largest city in thew orld
08:07 <Mort-> We all do silly things
08:08 <Toy> lulz
08:13 <Ballig> Mort-: need your character's number
08:19 <Mort-> I don't knew
08:22 <Mort-> Know
08:26 <Ballig> have you registered it on the paizo website
08:28 <Mort-> I just created her on dnd
08:30 <Mort-> I haven't
08:32 <Ballig> you need to register it
08:36 <Ballig> or else I can't report the game
08:39 <Mort-> Ok 
08:45 <Mort-> Ill do it right now
10:57 <Hydrazine> And Ballig, my rogue has no particular desire to melee.
11:31 <Ballig> guess I would've just expected a shortbow instead
11:51 <Hydrazine> So the good news is i think I figured out the set of feats I would need to argue the ability to get flanking sneak attacks with a crossbow. The bad news is I think I need a few levels of fighter for it.
12:17 <Ballig> what are the feats?
12:27 <Toy> ive got old highschool mates who get together sometimes on WoW. maybe one day i bust out the still virgin installation disc. then again if its anywhere near as massive a time sink as facebook, maybe not.
13:12 <Hydrazine> Its worse. You're also like 4 expansions behind.
13:21 <Mort-> My original character
13:30 <Mort-> Is not on pazio? :p
13:42 <Ballig> Mort-: pretty sure it is
13:51 <Ballig> go to My Account, then with the Pathfinder Society bit hit "Edit"
13:54 <Ballig> Hydrazine: what feats?
14:00 <Hydrazine> Would you say, Ballig, that if I can threaten squares to take AOOs with my crossbow, and not take AOOS for firing it, that I could flank and sneak attack?
14:40 <Ballig> no because the rule for flanking specifically says melee, not just threaten
14:55 <Ballig> so unless the feat explicitly lets you flank with a ranged weapon, I don't think you can really argue it
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23:30 <Toy> i needed two bourbons to get here. and its high time for a third. so good luck to you fine sirs..
23:58 <Toy> aduer
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25:18 <tristen> ok me hearties - time for my powersleep
25:59 <Ballig> tata
25:59 <tristen> btw: 10am is plenty good - i'll cya before then no worries
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32:59 <Brunius> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/424738.page
33:09 <Brunius> I enjoyed the first paragrapj
33:15 <Brunius> paragraph, even
33:20 <Ballig> oh no, I can't figure out what it's about from the URL
33:23 <Ballig> guess I just won't read it!
33:31 <Ballig> :P
33:32 <Brunius> In unrelated news, I got a hacksaw today!
33:42 <Brunius> It seems that while GW has invested in Finecast (a revolutionary new substance made from the frozen tears of unicorns capable of producing details so fine you'd think you sculpted them yourself) Reaper has also been pushing back the boundaries of science with their own revolutionary new material.
33:42 <Brunius> Known as 'metal' it is more resilient than Finecastium, able to survive falls and even endure an afternoon in a hot car, all without the bubbles and miscasts that occasionally plague Finecastium models.
34:03 <Brunius> Kid Kyoto is amazing
34:39 <Ballig> what
34:44 <Ballig> that finecast stuff sounds terrible
34:46 <Ballig> why would he be praising it
34:51 <Brunius> He isn't
34:56 <Brunius> It's satire
35:27 <Ballig> also metal isn't revolutionary or new
35:32 <Ballig> he obviously didn't check his facts
35:33 <Brunius> That's the point
35:35 <Brunius> Gotta go yo
35:36 <Brunius> Cya
35:43 <Ballig> he probably wrote it while wikipedia was blacked out
35:46 <Ballig> and didn't know these things
35:53 Brunius is now known as Brunius_AFK
35:58 <Brunius_AFK> It's satire, Ballig
36:02 <Brunius_AFK> Did you do year 10?
36:06 <Brunius_AFK> Year 10 english?
36:17 <Ballig> no I skipped year 10 english
36:21 <Brunius_AFK> Or is the curriculm different in Brisbane
36:25 <Ballig> did you do year 10 english
36:29 <Brunius_AFK> Yes, last year
36:59 <Ballig> you are too young to have done year 10 english
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50:10 <Avatar> mekkis just sms'd me saying he's having internet problems and probably won't be in tomorrow either
50:28 <Ballig> ha
50:34 <Ballig> how did he get reception!
50:38 <Avatar> possible that I only just received it
50:41 <Avatar> he might have sent it this morning
50:46 <Ballig> maybe
55:54 <Mort-> Oh dear
03:10 <Avatar> Mort-: are you getting a CLW wand with Kendra's prestige
03:35 <Ballig> or a mage armour wand ;)
08:34 <Avatar> there's a hex which lets you sleep underwater
08:49 <Ballig> haha
08:55 <Ballig> so it lets you breathe underwater... but only if you're asleep?
09:05 <Avatar> no, you can do it while awake, but it only lasts for 1 minute
12:43 <Avatar> the UM hexes all suck pretty significantly
13:11 <Ballig> yeah I found that for their feats, too
13:24 <Avatar> no I mean these are terrible
37:59 <Avatar> did anyone catch where toy was from
38:30 <Ballig> brisbane
39:03 <Avatar> coo
39:20 <Ballig> he didn't seem that interested
39:56 <Avatar> Prehensile Hair (Su): The witch can instantly cause her hair (or even her eyebrows) to grow up to 10 feet long or to shrink to its normal length, and can manipulate her hair as if it were a limb with a Strength score equal to her Intelligence score. Her hair has reach 10 feet, and she can use it as a secondary natural attack that deals 1d3 points of damage (1d2 for a Small witch). Her hair can 
39:56 <Avatar> manipulate objects (but not weapons) as dexterously as a human hand. The hair cannot be sundered or attacked as a separate creature. Pieces cut from the witch’s elongated hair shrink away to nothing. Using her hair does not harm the witch’s head or neck, even if she lifts something heavy with it. The witch can manipulate her hair a number of minutes each day equal to her level; these minutes 
39:56 <Avatar> do not need to be consecutive, but must be spent in 1-minute increments. A typical male witch with this hex can also manipulate his beard, moustache, or eyebrows.
40:44 <Avatar> male witch just doesn't sound right to me
40:55 <Ballig> haha
41:52 <Avatar> a str score equal to your int score is pretty nice
42:36 <Mort-> Cure light wounds guys
42:52 <Avatar> yeah are you getting a CLW wand mort
42:56 <Mort-> Yeah
43:01 <Avatar> damn right you are
43:05 <Mort-> Mage armor won't matter
43:12 <Mort-> Ill scroll till level 3
43:28 <Avatar> I think scrolls are better value for mage armor
43:32 <Ballig> Avatar: it's pretty nice but you can't use it to hold a weapon
43:34 <Ballig> what will you use it for
43:42 <Avatar> to attack
43:44 <Avatar> that's the whole point
43:51 <Avatar> 1d3+4 damage
43:51 <Ballig> I guess it's okay
43:57 <Ballig> better than other options
43:59 <Avatar> 10ft reach
44:09 <Ballig> but it's a secondary attack
44:14 <Ballig> what's your BAB
44:16 <Ballig> +0?
44:18 <Avatar> yeah
44:21 <Ballig> it's 1d20-1 to hit
44:29 <Avatar> where is the rule on primary and secondary attacks
44:33 <Ballig> in the bestiary
44:56 <Avatar> CRB
45:05 <Avatar> Some   natural   attacks   are   denoted   as   secondary  natural
45:05 <Avatar> attacks, such as tails and wings. Attacks with secondary
45:05 <Avatar> natural attacks are made using your base attack bonus minus
45:05 <Avatar> 5. These attacks deal an amount of damage depending on
45:05 <Avatar> their type, but you only add half your Strength modifier on
45:05 <Avatar> damage rolls.
45:14 <Ballig> yeah
45:20 <Ballig> so it's 1d20-1 to hit
45:34 <Ballig> oh
45:36 <Ballig> and 1d3+2 damage
46:14 <Avatar> yeah
46:20 <Avatar> for 1 encounter per day at level 1
46:21 <Ballig> do witches get acid splash
46:24 <Avatar> nope
46:29 <Ballig> shit
46:36 <Ballig> because you can use a flask of acid as a focus and make it 1d3+1
46:38 <Ballig> which is pretty hot
46:40 <Avatar> 0-Level Witch Spells —bleed, dancing lights, daze, detect 
46:41 <Avatar> magic, detect poison, guidance, light, mending, message, putrefy 
46:41 <Avatar> food and drink*, read magic, resistance, spark*, stabilize, touch 
46:41 <Avatar> of fatigue.
46:57 <Avatar> maybe I have to find a way to make use of spark
47:03 <Avatar> take a page out of Buck's book
47:06 <Ballig> ha
47:13 <Ballig> or make your familiar deliver touch of fatigues
47:52 <Avatar> are there any witch archetypes anywhere
47:58 <Ballig> prob
48:28 <Avatar> spark has to target a fine object
48:30 <Ballig> huh, none in UC
48:32 <Avatar> what size is that
48:36 <Ballig> like a match
48:43 <Avatar> it lights a fucking match?
48:57 <Avatar> don't think I'll be blowing anyone up with that
49:02 <Ballig> UM has witch archetypes
50:03 <Ballig> you can get spontaneous cure
50:08 <Ballig> but you lose your 4th level hex
51:03 <Ballig> the archetypes seem shit
52:33 <Ballig> basically the only half-decent archetypes replace hexes
52:38 <Ballig> and it seems to me hexes are pretty important for a witch
55:02 <Avatar> spontaneous cure is pretty hardcore though
56:00 <Ballig> looks like you also lose your 8th level hex, and instead get to redirect a poison or disease to yourself instead of an ally
03:08 <Avatar> man
03:17 <Avatar> for a second I thought you said redirect a poison or disease to an ally
03:19 <Avatar> that would have ruled
03:23 <Ballig> ha :p
03:26 <Ballig> taht would be funny
03:38 <Ballig> "Yeah, I'll go in and tank those giant spiders!" "Really? Holy shit, you are awesome." "You say that now."
04:03 <Avatar> haha
04:51 <Ballig> instead of taking a wizard bonus feat, you can take "Fast Study"
05:03 <Ballig> which lets you prepare all your spells in only 15 minutes, with the minimum time required being 1 minute
05:14 <Ballig> so you could leave a spell slot open and spend only 1 minute to prepare (instead of the normal minimum 15)
07:27 <Avatar> yeah that's pretty good
07:29 <Avatar> I think
07:45 <Ballig> it's okay if you don't see yourself using a metamagic feat
07:50 <Spaceshot> I do that all the time once I hit level 3+
07:58 <Ballig> I think my prototype fighte1/wizard7 would use empower spell
08:10 <Spaceshot> you don't usually need to prepare spells with levels 2 or more less than your max
08:17 <Ballig> put empowered shocking grasp into the glaive of spell storing
09:37 <Ballig> first attack of the day gets +26 damage, no save
09:59 <Avatar> spontaneous healing replacing a 4th level hex really isn't bad at all
10:08 <Avatar> if there was a spontaneous healing hex, I would likely take it
10:09 <Ballig> yeah but you have to continue with the archetype don't you
10:12 <Ballig> do you also want to lose an 8th level hex
10:14 <Avatar> yeah of course
10:20 <Avatar> I haven't read that far yet, hang on
11:15 <Avatar> no that 8th level one is SHIT
11:28 <Ballig> I know
11:29 <Ballig> that's what I said
11:34 <Mort-> Oh man
11:37 <Avatar> The  witch  does  not  actually  become 
11:38 <Avatar> poisoned or diseased (and is not contagious and does not 
11:38 <Avatar> need to be cured), but suffers the effects of the aff liction 
11:38 <Avatar> as if she had been.
11:43 <Avatar> what the hell does that mean
11:43 <Ballig> yeah
11:47 <Ballig> it means you take the ability damage
11:52 <Avatar> what's the difference
11:59 <Ballig> if you became poisoned you would then have to cure it
12:00 <Avatar> between "actually being poisoned" and "actually being affected"
12:38 <Ballig> making your own saves
12:38 <Avatar> oh
12:38 <Avatar> so it's like taking the damage but an auto cure
12:38 <Ballig> yeah
12:38 <Avatar> man, talk about teamwork feat witch
12:38 <Ballig> but your ally isn't cured
12:38 <Ballig> he's still poisoned
12:38 <Ballig> (because he failed the save)
12:42 <Avatar> righto
12:57 <Avatar> yeah that is terrible
13:11 <Avatar> I think some of these archetype creators are on drugs
13:25 <Ballig> the thing I hate about feats is that they usually don't make the spell comparable
13:29 <Avatar> if a hex was a singular ability, it might be okay
13:30 <Ballig> like if you think Empower Spell
13:39 <Ballig> use it on a first level spell - shocking grasp - and it turns it into 7.5d6
13:41 <Avatar> but the fact you can choose from a range of hexes to use this single ability
13:45 <Ballig> but also makes it level 3, which has fireball
13:49 <Ballig> which is 1d6 per level up to 10d6
13:51 <Ballig> and is AOE
14:22 <Ballig> sorry, feats == metamagic feats
14:35 <Avatar> I've never liked metamagic feats
14:41 <Avatar> it seems like you need a perfect plan to make it work
14:48 <Ballig> yeah
14:52 <Ballig> you need a very specific combination
15:10 <Ballig> because it just doesn't scale properly otherwise
15:59 <Ballig> you can empower scorching ray from level 7, making it two 6d6 (total of 12d6 damage)
16:13 <Ballig> not sure how that compares to other level 4 spells though
16:51 <Avatar> honestly every time I play witch, I feel a bit like a nerfed wizard
17:00 <Avatar> I thought I did pretty okay at level 5
17:12 <Ballig> you were flying !
17:21 <Avatar> yeah flying is top notch
17:44 <Ballig> hard to compare empowered scorching ray
17:51 <Ballig> because the core book doesn't have any other direct damage level 4 spells
17:56 <Avatar> if there was ever an archetype that said you had to delay taking the flight hex, I wouldn't even give it a second glance
18:00 <Avatar> I would throw that in the bin
18:00 <Ballig> but you can otherwise prepare phantasmal killer which is a Save or Die
22:28 <Avatar> spontaneous healing would be damn sexy
22:56 <Avatar> you even get it at level 1
23:10 <Avatar> wait a second
23:51 <Avatar> mmm you're meant to take flight as the 4th level hex, at the latest
23:55 <Avatar> but you could always take it earlier
24:03 <Ballig> how often do you get hexes
24:24 <Avatar> 1st, 2nd, 4th, 6th etc
24:33 <Avatar> but flight doesn't actually let you fly until 5th level
24:37 <Ballig> so is spontaneous healing worth two hexes
24:45 <Avatar> one hex
24:52 <Ballig> but it's not worth two hexes?
25:02 <Avatar> probably not
25:05 <Avatar> maybe
25:10 <Ballig> that's the question it comes down to
25:13 <Ballig> is it worth two hexes
25:20 <Avatar> yeah I guess so
25:29 <Avatar> the thing is some of the hexes are quite shit
25:45 <Avatar> I think you get about 4 good ones and then the rest you'd never use 
26:02 <Ballig> there's a mass daze
26:08 <Avatar> yeah
26:19 <Ballig> 4th level might be a smidge too high though if it's still only one round
29:09 <Ballig> hahaha. monstrous physique II
29:40 <Ballig> If the form you assume has any of the following abilities, you gain the listed ability: climb 60 feet, fly 60 feet (good maneuverability), swim 60 feet, darkvision 60 feet, low-light vision, scent, freeze, grab, leap attack, mimicry, pounce, sound mimicy, speak with sharkes, and trip
32:06 <Ballig> speak with sharks? wtf?
32:07 <Avatar> there's a speak with animals hex
32:07 <Ballig> ah but is there a speak with SHARKS hex
32:07 <Avatar> which I think could actually be pretty useful in PFS
32:07 <Avatar> although it would really annoy GMs
32:09 <Ballig> Bobbob can cast speak with animals
32:11 <Ballig> he's never used it
32:12 <Avatar> since there is never ever anything about that in the books
32:19 <Avatar> yeah but you never try
32:22 <Avatar> I would
32:23 <Ballig> I did once
32:26 <Ballig> on that retired campaign
32:27 <Ballig> on the ant
32:28 <Avatar> when
32:33 <Ballig> it didn't say anything
32:33 <Avatar> ??
32:35 <Ballig> so I charged it
32:40 <Avatar> what campaign
32:48 <Ballig> the retired one where we played two characters at once
33:08 <Avatar> beginner box?
33:12 <Ballig> problem is that even when you can talk to something, it never stops attacking you anyway
33:14 <Ballig> no, not beginner box
33:16 <Ballig> it was a retired scenario
33:25 <Avatar> did mekkis run it
33:25 <Ballig> you played buck and someone else
33:30 <Ballig> I played bobbob and samsuhn
33:30 <Ballig> yes
52:11 <Avatar> unstoppable scrabble guy got 49 points by hitting a double word score with no other notable bonuses
52:23 <Avatar> and the highest scoring letter was a G
52:34 <Avatar> oh wait, 7 letter word
53:09 <Ballig> ha
53:46 <Avatar> with two blanks :|
54:26 <Avatar> finally got rid of that dumb Q 
58:44 <Mort-> Going to bed
58:53 <Avatar> you need a new nickname
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