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00:09 <Mort-> Endure elements wand :(
01:12 <Ballig> you can buy one of those easily with prestige
01:42 <Ballig> but be careful you don't spend all your prestige, you do need to save some for a raise dead
03:59 <Avatar> mort are you available on weekdays
04:08 <Avatar> or was this week a once-off
04:16 <Ballig> she's a bum at the moment
04:17 <Ballig> like you
04:48 <Avatar> haha sweet!
04:51 <Mekkis> could you send diebot the session data then, Avatar?
05:02 <Avatar> how
05:21 <Mekkis> paste it in, for now
05:36 <Avatar> that's for my own character isn't it
05:40 <Mekkis> no
05:44 <Mekkis> for everyone you've reported
05:49 <Mekkis> assuming you're reporting
06:09 <Avatar> yeah how can I do other people's
06:16 <Avatar> last time I had to paste from the player's
06:33 <Mekkis> it's in the session part
06:59 <Mekkis> under GM/Event Coordinator
08:03 <Mekkis> where it says Sessions | Clone | Edit | Report
13:34 <Avatar> doesn't look like that would've worked
14:28 <Avatar> is there a way to do it manually
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14:56 <Avatar> if I paste it into notepad, it does keep the tabs there
15:14 <Mekkis> I'm working on that bit
15:21 <Avatar> looks like even if I paste it into a chat line it keeps the tabs
15:25 <Avatar> it's only when I press enter that it removes them
19:58 <Mort-> Yeah I'm a bum atm :(
21:01 <Ballig> Mort-: I will want to run We Be Goblins sometime this week
21:06 <Ballig> you, Brunius and Thelen should play it
21:08 <Mort-> And I'm begining to have thoughts on rping a lawful evil monk
21:16 <Ballig> you can't be evil in PFS
21:17 <Mort-> I turn goblin? :o
21:20 <Mort-> :d
21:23 <Ballig> in We Be Goblins you play a goblin
21:28 <Mort-> Oh
21:34 <Mort-> That sounds fun
21:41 <Mort-> What are you supposed to do
21:47 <Mekkis> play a lawful evil monk in SoTo!
21:51 <Mort-> Being evil is fun too
21:52 <Avatar> kill shit
22:18 <Mort-> Cheliax is evil faction
22:21 <Mort-> In pf
22:28 <Mekkis> nope
22:35 <Mekkis> Scarzi is evil
22:35 <Ballig> it's an ambitious faction
22:39 <Mekkis> or however you spell it
22:47 <Ballig> Sczarni I would say is selfish
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23:05 <Ballig> and then I said "that's not my wife, that's a cow!" ha ha ha
23:08 <Avatar> I don't know that much about sczarni, but the impression I get is that none of them are evil per se
23:11 <Mekkis> Ballig, you only say that because you haven't read their faction missions
23:20 <Ballig> I sure haven't
23:24 <Avatar> oh I get it, the cow was evil! ha ha ha
23:46 <Spaceshot> I arrived at a juicy time
24:02 <Avatar> you missed a sweet game today spaceshot
24:10 <Spaceshot> sadning
24:48 <Ballig> a /sweet/ game
25:05 <Spaceshot> nice // use
25:20 <Avatar> a _sweet_ game
25:29 <Spaceshot> I get the picture
26:07 <Spaceshot> I've been a bit preoucupied recently
26:19 <Avatar> what's going on
26:34 <Spaceshot> melbourne stuff, and head stuff
26:46 <Mort-> A little tumble and roll with goblins
26:48 <Avatar> this world map of golarion looks a hell of a lot more relevant now than it did before EM started and I had to pick a random spot where I came from
27:56 <Spaceshot> heh
30:42 * Mort- daydreams about being lawful evil
32:18 <Spaceshot> lawful evil is hard
32:25 <Avatar> I'm really not sure how I was DMing every second day over the new years break
32:36 <Spaceshot> no life? XD
32:42 <Avatar> I feel like I need a week's break after today
32:48 <Spaceshot> how long?
32:53 <Spaceshot> was the session I mean
33:10 <Avatar> 6.5 hours
33:17 <Avatar> it was a long scenario
33:32 <Mort-> Agreed
33:32 <Avatar> 6 acts
33:43 <Mort-> Tiring on him
33:44 <Spaceshot> ouch
33:48 <Avatar> I've been thinking for a while that scenarios seem to go for about an hour per act
33:55 <Spaceshot> act?
34:01 <Spaceshot> as in encounter?
34:04 <Avatar> that's how they're divided up
34:12 <Avatar> like chapters
34:20 <Spaceshot> mmk
34:37 <Avatar> it's not a perfect guide, but it's something
35:18 <Spaceshot> beats nothing I guess
35:19 <Mort-> Doesn't help that he gets a nub lemur running around :p
35:49 <Mort-> I need to think a bit
36:16 <Mort-> How to develop my character for most uber awesome powers
37:11 <Spaceshot> in PFS?
38:00 <Mort-> Yeah lol
38:04 <Mort-> Where else :p
38:12 <Mort-> So many things on my wish list
38:32 <Avatar> mort is power hungry
38:39 <Mort-> Heh
38:40 <Avatar> just become a lich already
38:44 <Mort-> Lol
38:51 <Mort-> I'm neutral good
38:56 <Avatar> not for long !!!
38:58 <Mort-> What lich
39:01 <Mort-> Nah
39:09 <Mort-> I have been acting neutral good
39:14 <Mort-> If a bit paranoid
39:29 <Mort-> Suspicious of my own grandmother
39:41 <Avatar> I'm wondering if I should sacrifice some of my witch's battle prowess for charm
39:41 <Spaceshot> haha
39:42 <Mort-> The paranoid part is from my uto self
39:46 <Mort-> Hm
39:52 <Mort-> Why does it affect?
39:57 <Mort-> Your battle powers
40:04 <Mort-> If you learn charm
40:19 <Mort-> Maybe i should have been a sorceror :p
40:27 <Mort-> But i like versatility
40:31 <Avatar> I need to sacrifice either dex or con if I want the charisma I intended to put on her
41:09 <Spaceshot> you have a witch avatar?
41:12 <Avatar> I'm really sick of min maxing
41:13 <Spaceshot> got enough characters?
41:20 <Avatar> yeah this is my 7th character
41:53 <Avatar> my wizard died the other day
42:07 <Avatar> I say 7th, but I mean my 5th alive character
42:08 <Spaceshot> you had a wiz?
42:13 <Avatar> yeah
42:21 <Mort-> Yeah I'm sorry about that
42:29 <Spaceshot> heh
42:35 <Avatar> yeah thanks for failing your will save :P
42:42 <Mort-> Though i spent most of that part feared
42:49 <Mort-> Thanks for taking in my place
42:52 <Avatar> can't blame you for the dice
43:00 <Mort-> I guess
43:05 <Mort-> If i had been there
43:11 <Mort-> Well i was at in interview
45:18 <Mort-> Wooderful
45:33 <Mort-> Burning hands is cone
46:25 <Mort-> Stuff like shocking grasp
46:29 <Mort-> Any aoo?
46:39 <Mort-> Say he is next to you
46:45 <Mort-> You decide to zap him
56:13 <Mekkis> how is dex and con your battle prowess?
58:29 <Mort-> I'm talking if i get cornered
58:49 <Mort-> 16dex 12  cons
58:57 <Mort-> :d
58:57 <Mekkis> wow
59:13 <Mort-> Got cornered once already today
59:46 <Mort-> I hate fighting close range of course
59:59 <Mekkis> get a horse
00:05 <Mort-> I have
00:28 <Mort-> But sometimes the occasional dungeon
00:32 <Mekkis> hehe
00:34 <Mort-> You can't bring him
00:35 <Mekkis> your weasel
00:45 <Mort-> Your back is against the wall
00:46 <Mekkis> what's her name?
00:51 <Mort-> Oh
01:02 <Mort-> Socks
01:08 <Mort-> She has white socks
01:18 <Mort-> I keep forgetting about her actually
01:19 <Mort-> Lol
01:58 <Mort-> Brown weasel with 4 white socks
02:00 <Mort-> :d
02:41 <Mort-> Ah ill get some sleep
02:46 <Mort-> Night all :d
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14:12 <Mekkis> Die, bot
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24:51 <Avatar> how bad an idea is it to start a witch with 18 int instead of 20
24:58 <Avatar> I can't believe I'm even asking that
25:10 <Avatar> I'm Avatar, and I'm a min maxer
25:28 <Mekkis> sure, it'll work
25:49 <Spaceshot> why do you need to have a stat at 20?
25:59 <Avatar> bonus spells
26:07 <Avatar> and I think you get some better DCs in some places
26:21 <Mekkis> you never *need* a 20
26:41 <Mekkis> I like starting at 19
26:49 <Spaceshot> so that bonus level 1 spell and +1 DC is worth I think 8points from 16-18
27:01 <Mekkis> Avatar, could you try pasting that data again?
27:07 <Avatar> well you never need anything
27:07 <Avatar> 4 points
27:07 <Avatar> or possibly 3
27:07 <Spaceshot> 16-18 is 4points?
27:07 <Spaceshot> I really doubt that
27:07 <Spaceshot> its 3 to 17 and 5 to 18
27:09 <Avatar> 16 is 10, 17 is 13, 18 is 17
27:18 <Spaceshot> close
30:19 <Avatar> season 0 scenarios aren't completely retired, are they
31:13 <Mekkis> nope
31:20 <Mekkis> you played one last weekend didn't you
32:11 <Ballig> only a few are retired
32:31 <Ballig> http://paizo.com/pathfinderSociety/scenarios/retired
32:31 <Avatar> okay
32:32 <Ballig> those ones
34:43 <Mekkis> ah
34:52 <Mekkis> you're sending spaces as well as tabs
35:52 <Mekkis> Die, bot
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36:21 <Mekkis> try now Avatar 
37:43 <Mekkis> seems to have worked now
38:53 <Mekkis> !idealscenario gm=22871 player=22870 regm=1
38:54 <diebot> Mekkis, 45:Delirium’s Tangle |  51:City of Strangers-Pt1: The Shadow Gambit |  39:The Citadel of Flame |  
39:30 <Mekkis> !idealscenario gm=22871 player=800001 regm=1
40:06 <Mekkis> !idealscenario gm=22871 player=800001 redm=1
50:35 <Avatar> how on earth are you only getting 3 scenarios
50:39 <Avatar> it always spits out 50 at me
50:47 <Avatar> when I'm only listing you as a player, of all people
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24:57 <Avatar> Snickers' concept actually perfectly suits Shadow Lodge
25:28 <Avatar> (convenient, since that was what I wanted to use for my next character)
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51:39 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 11am (Avatar, new game) | CoTE: Sun 10am || AEDT (UTC+11:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://dnd.ballig.net
51:39 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Sat Jan 14 00:00:13 2012
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34:22 <Ballig> zzz
43:29 tristen ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
44:37 <Ballig> sup tristen
44:41 <Ballig> thawne is going to be here, right?
44:49 <tristen> man i was just wondering that
45:04 <tristen> i haven't seen him in a few days...
45:23 <tristen> what's the plan if he doesn't show?
45:55 <Ballig> do you know his mobile number?
46:14 <tristen> no - just his skype and he ain't on
46:39 <tristen> i might email him
46:45 <Ballig> I just emailed him
46:47 <tristen> sometimes he doesn't crank up his skype
46:48 <tristen> ok
47:00 <tristen> i know he uses outlook
47:12 <tristen> so if he's on his computah - instant message
47:47 <tristen> hey we kicked arse yesterday
47:57 <tristen> highly satisfying gaming that
48:34 <Ballig> ha, I almost died
48:35 <Ballig> :O
48:42 <tristen> "cause serious wounds"
48:54 <tristen> we were all like: "shiiiiiittttt"
49:24 <tristen> good save too 
49:26 <tristen> diebot smiled upon us yesterday
49:40 <tristen> man - when we did that shadow-thing with mekkis
49:51 <tristen> diebot wasn't being good to us
49:54 <tristen> not at all
50:01 <tristen> *not diebot of course
50:05 <tristen> but you know what i mean
50:14 <Ballig> ha
50:35 <tristen> it was like "fuck you fucking diebot you fucking fuck" etc.
50:51 <tristen> if you'll pardon my, er, language
50:59 <diebot> If you think there's something wrong with me, go to http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/diebot-bones-release20110704.tar.bz2 and fix it.
51:19 <tristen> lolol no nothing wrong as such
51:19 <Brunius> We don't code Ruby, Mekkis
51:49 <tristen> unless diebot has some way of manipulating the space-time continuum
56:17 <Ballig> there's thawne
56:18 <tristen> HUZZAH!
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57:01 <Ballig> sup thawne
57:14 <Thawne> hey :)
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00:11 <canine> Hey
00:20 <Ballig> all you last minute showers freak me out :p
01:18 <tristen> hey canine hey thawne
01:29 <Ballig> I think Mekkis is here
02:38 <tristen> was that him being cheeky from diebot earlier?
02:43 <tristen> or an auto-response?
02:55 <Ballig> it was him being cheeky :p
03:32 <tristen> i thought there might be some logic to detect a certain number of "f" words and "diebot" in the same line
03:43 <Ballig> ha
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06:12 <Ballig> "My internet has been going in and out all weekend. I won't be able to stay connected long enough to even try to play. One of you can play my character though, if you need the extra person."
06:14 <Ballig> email from canine
07:00 <Mekkis> moin
07:05 <Ballig> sup
08:31 <tristen> hey mekks
09:05 <tristen> that sucks canine
09:41 <tristen> hey would it be silly to suggest double-triple-checking your cables?
09:55 <Ballig> he disconnected 5 minutes ago
10:17 <tristen> email the suggestion to him perhaps?
10:29 <Thawne> internet sucks
10:30 <Ballig> I'm sure he's checked :p
10:38 <tristen> yeah
10:56 <Avatar> yo
11:00 <tristen> although i was guilty of not checking properly a while ago when i had hassles
11:10 <tristen> bloody embarrasing that
11:50 <tristen> hey avatar
11:50 <Thawne> hows the roster look ? are we 'game on' ?
11:50 <tristen> probably - avatar can play canine perhaps?
11:50 <Ballig> waiting on Avatar
11:57 <Ballig> he's just woken up I think
11:58 <Avatar> no I'm here
12:00 <Ballig> oh, yeah, he just messaged
12:02 <Ballig> ha
12:08 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Ballig
12:11 <Avatar> where is canine
12:13 <tristen> i can't remember if avatar was playing the scenario?
12:20 <tristen> his internets is broken
12:49 <tristen> i want s711 to play a game
13:06 <Ballig> canine's connection is too unstable to play
13:13 ChanOP gives voice to tristen Thawne Mekkis
13:18 tristen is now known as Rek
13:20 * Ballig removes channel operator status from Avatar
13:26 Avatar is now known as Buck
14:08 <Rek> same version of ca as yesterday?
14:38 <Ballig> get the one that's up now
14:41 <Ballig> I /think/ it has some bug fixes
16:22 <Rek> 323?
16:42 <Buck> zzz
17:31 <Rek> @see
17:32 <diebot> Rek, perception: [1d20=12] 14
17:34 <Rek> @init
17:34 <diebot> Rek, 1d20+2: [1d20=19] 21
18:29 <Rek> rek lime green hp13 ac19
18:30 <Ballig> colour splease
18:32 <Buck> brown
18:34 <Ballig> sssssplease
19:21 <Ballig> 121.45.210.186
19:49 <Ballig> if you tried in the first few seconds, I forgot to actually be listening :p
19:50 <Buck> I'm in
19:58 <Ballig> just waiting on Mekkis
20:03 <Buck> I did, that's the first time I've ever seen a not-instant connect
20:11 <Buck> I thought if it doesn't happen immediately, you're screwed
20:14 <Ballig> ha
20:16 <Kormmigahn> cyan
20:18 <Kormmigahn> as always
20:40 <Rek> !findchar Kormmigahn
20:42 <diebot> Rek, Character: Kormmigahn, number: ( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char= )
20:55 <Kormmigahn> !findchar Kernigahn
20:56 <diebot> Kormmigahn, Character: Kernigahn, number: ( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char= )
21:05 <Buck> Rek was blue
21:07 <Buck> Thawne was green
21:14 Ballig has kicked Buck from #d&d (rejoin)
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21:18 Ballig gives voice to Buck
21:21 <Ballig> much better
21:34 <Buck> my sidebar says green
21:36 <Buck> unless he changed
21:51 <Buck> that is pink
22:05 <Buck> there is a non-custom purple
22:17 <Buck> overrated
23:20 <Buck> :|
23:31 <Buck> i'm going in last yo
23:31 <Ballig> Thawne squeezes his mount through the door
23:34 <Buck> and only if you guys are OK
23:37 <Ballig> the rest of you aren't in there yet, which is why you're being placed on walls
23:38 <Kormmigahn> I push it
23:50 <Buck> neither do I
24:08 <Rek> resync
24:18 <Buck> ok map loading
24:53 <Buck> ok I see the map where we're standing
25:10 <Rek> i have nada
25:19 <Rek> what version should we be running?
25:29 <Ballig> This  large  chamber  contains  a  maze  of  pillars  that  obscure 
25:30 <Ballig> the far side of the room. Next to the door is a pile of empty 
25:30 <Ballig> saddlebags and three brooms.
25:40 <Buck> 2.1 build 323
25:46 <Ballig> yeah 323
25:50 <Rek> right yeah i've got that
25:55 <Buck> did you resync
25:58 <Rek> yeah
26:43 <Kormmigahn> push Thawne north
26:51 <Thawne> @see
26:52 <diebot> Thawne, perception: [1d20=15] 14
27:12 <Buck> it's a bit hard to tell what's around 
27:20 <Buck> are those pillars
27:29 <Kormmigahn> Look in the saddlebags
27:31 <Ballig> those are pillars
27:38 <Kormmigahn> and detect magic the room
27:38 <Rek> look in the empty saddlebags
27:55 <Buck> which way did we come from
27:59 <Buck> west?
28:18 <Ballig> you don't detect any magic where you can see
28:36 <Rek> "well let'
28:42 <Rek> s move it out"
29:11 <Buck> okay we continue north
29:20 <Kormmigahn> continue east
29:24 <Buck> is that a wall alongside the north
29:26 <Kormmigahn> to F11
29:39 <Thawne> in formation
29:44 <Thawne> moving there too
29:57 <Kormmigahn> I break formation and check out each of the southern nooks
30:17 <Buck> did we check the saddlebags
30:47 <Kormmigahn> do I find anything of use?
31:13 <Ballig> Kormmigahn finds a switch at D12
31:17 <Buck> mmmm waffles
31:35 <Thawne> f9
31:39 <Kormmigahn> is there any markings above or around it?
31:45 <Kormmigahn> does it look like it's been used recently?
31:52 <Ballig> and you can hear wailing still
31:56 <Ballig> it's louder than before, and it's coming from the south
31:56 <Thawne> moving f9/ looking around
31:59 <Buck> clackaclackaclakckaclakcetyclackclack
32:06 <Rek> is this a crypt or something?
33:07 <Buck> we just fought some undead
33:09 <Buck> it looks like a crypt
33:12 <Ballig> Thawne squeezes through to F9
33:17 <Buck> do you think they'll fall for it
33:26 <Buck> good call
33:38 <Buck> in pathfinder it is 2x2 
34:11 <Rek> horse-sushi
34:27 <Kormmigahn> continue to H11 and check out the thing there?
34:32 <Kormmigahn> then look to the north
34:52 <Ballig> Kormmigahn springs a pit trap
34:57 <Ballig> make a reflex save
35:14 <Ballig> (it's obvious now that exactly where you are, and where you are moving, is important)
35:30 <Kormmigahn> @reflex
35:41 <Kormmigahn> !throw 1d20+1
35:42 <diebot> Kormmigahn, 1d20+1: [1d20=17] 18
35:47 <Ballig> Kormmigahn falls into the pit
35:50 <Ballig> and lands on some pillows
35:52 <Ballig> !throw 1d6
35:53 <diebot> Ballig, 1d6: [1d6=4] 4
35:56 <Ballig> taking 4 points of non-lethal damage
36:05 <Buck> pillows?
36:06 <Ballig> you're in a 10-foot pit
36:08 <Kormmigahn> "Who's idea of a trap was this?"
36:26 <Buck> "This is the most bizarre place."
36:27 <Kormmigahn> "Is this some kind of joke?"
36:33 * Kormmigahn tries to climb out
36:53 <Thawne> oh&s compliant dungeon
37:00 <Ballig> roll climb
37:04 <Kormmigahn> !throw 1d20+2 climb
37:05 <diebot> Kormmigahn, climb: [1d20=4] 6
37:15 <Rek> move over and assist
37:20 <Rek> take ten
37:30 <Rek> lumpy
37:33 <Ballig> you fall back onto the pillows
37:41 <Ballig> Rek reaches his hand down
37:43 <Ballig> and helps you out
37:43 <Kormmigahn> I'll try again
37:44 <Kormmigahn> !throw 1d20+2 climb
37:45 <diebot> Kormmigahn, climb: [1d20=4] 6
37:54 <Ballig> Kormmighan is out of the pit
38:03 <Kormmigahn> how interesting
38:09 <Kormmigahn> I still make my way over to H11
38:14 <Rek> how simply divine
39:01 <Ballig> Kormmigahn triggers a pit trap
39:03 <Ballig> reflex save
39:14 <Kormmigahn> !throw 1d20+1
39:15 <diebot> Kormmigahn, 1d20+1: [1d20=10] 11
39:19 <Ballig> Kormmigahn falls into the trap
39:21 <Ballig> !throw 1d6
39:21 <diebot> Ballig, 1d6: [1d6=3] 3
39:24 <Ballig> taking 3 points of non-lethal damage
39:28 <Ballig> onto pillows
39:37 <Kormmigahn> 19(7)/19
39:52 * Kormmigahn climbs out
40:18 <Kormmigahn> does a 12 with taking 10 get me out?
40:37 <Ballig> Kormmigahn finds another switch
40:51 * Kormmigahn carefully goes north, prodding the ground with the end of his polearm before stepping.
40:58 <Rek> i'll move up to E9 whenever
41:02 <Buck> can we follow
41:05 <Kormmigahn> "Who the hell designed this crypt?"
41:14 <Ballig> Rek triggers a pit trap
41:17 <Ballig> Rek: reflex save
41:30 <Rek> !throw 1d20+2 reflex
41:31 <diebot> Rek, reflex: [1d20=6] 8
41:34 <Rek> pfft
41:37 <Ballig> Rek falls into the pit and lands on pillows
41:38 <Ballig> !throw 1d6
41:38 <diebot> Ballig, 1d6: [1d6=2] 2
41:43 <Ballig> taking 2 points of non-lethal damage
41:49 <Kormmigahn> "I bet the town's founder was a pesh addict"
42:02 <Buck> I'm a gunslinger
42:13 <Buck> :o)
42:20 <Rek> take ten and climb out
42:28 <Kormmigahn> then east
42:28 <Buck> those squares are pits we've found, right
42:34 <Kormmigahn> same deal
42:42 <Ballig> Kormmigahn triggers a pit trap
42:44 <Ballig> Kormmigahn: reflex
43:01 <Kormmigahn> !throw 1d20+1
43:02 <diebot> Kormmigahn, 1d20+1: [1d20=9] 10
43:08 <Ballig> Kormmigahn falls into the trap, landing on pillows
43:10 <Ballig> !throw 1d6
43:10 <diebot> Ballig, 1d6: [1d6=4] 4
43:13 <Ballig> taking 4 points of non-lethal damage
43:20 <Kormmigahn> 19(11)/19
43:57 <Kormmigahn> limb out
44:00 <Kormmigahn> climb out
44:11 <Buck> move to B9
44:19 <Buck> E9
44:23 <Kormmigahn> to the north, is there a wall?
44:31 <Buck> test E8 with my gun
44:58 <Ballig> Buck triggers a pit trap
44:59 <Ballig> Buck: reflex save
45:00 <Buck> "Follow me, boys"
45:12 <Buck> !throw 1d20+5
45:12 <diebot> Buck, 1d20+5: [1d20=16] 21
45:21 <Ballig> he avoids falling in
45:31 <Ballig> Buck: perception
45:33 <Buck> @see
45:34 <diebot> Buck, perception: [1d20=2] 12
45:46 <Ballig> Buck spots a sack in the pit
46:01 <Buck> I check the sack
46:30 <Ballig> BUck climbs down and checks the sack
46:45 <Ballig> inside is 5 platinum pieces and a scrap of parchment that reads "three to open, but be quick, for the door will only open for those who work together"
47:03 <Kormmigahn> I climb out
47:06 <Kormmigahn> and look north
47:07 <Buck> I climb out too
47:14 <Buck> "There's a message here"
47:16 <Buck> which I relay
47:30 <Rek> what are those triangles at h7/d12?
47:30 <Kormmigahn> I jump 10' west
47:50 <Ballig> roll acrobatics
47:50 <Thawne> tringles are levers
47:59 <Kormmigahn> jump 5' west so I clear over G3
48:00 <Thawne> fing the 3rd lever
48:00 <Rek> ah
48:05 <Kormmigahn> I'll take 10 for 11
48:05 <Kormmigahn> :)
48:25 <Kormmigahn> I'll do the same
48:42 <Kormmigahn> keep going west
48:44 <Ballig> Kormmigahn finds another switch
48:53 <Buck> 2w
49:06 <Buck> 2e
49:10 <Buck> pull that lever
49:16 <Kormmigahn> "Ok, there are three switches. Let's throw them simultaneously, and Thawne can make his way through the door."
49:17 <Ballig> Buck pulls the lever
49:25 <Kormmigahn> pull my lever
49:31 <Ballig> Kormmigahn pulls his lever
49:36 <Buck> "Don't pull that last lever!"
49:41 <Kormmigahn> "Rek, pull yours!"
49:48 <Buck> "No wait! What does it do!"
49:50 <Rek> "ok"
49:56 <Thawne> moving to f12 door
50:06 <Kormmigahn> "Ignore that guy"
50:14 <Buck> "Ignore THAT guy!"
50:21 <Kormmigahn> "He's paranoid"
50:22 <Rek> move to d11
50:34 <Ballig> Rek moves over to the switch
50:36 <Rek> on three?
50:55 <Kormmigahn> "Pull it!"
51:01 <Rek> shall we all attempt to pull on three?
51:08 <Buck> I move north, ready to jump over the south pit
51:09 <Rek> ok
51:15 <Rek> pull the level
51:16 <Rek> pull the lever
51:23 <Ballig> Rek pulls his lever, Buck has let go of his
51:32 <Thawne> pul on 3, get ready
51:39 <Buck> we count down and pull the levers !!
51:41 <Kormmigahn> Is this considered "Society play"?
51:44 <Ballig> ha
51:51 <Ballig> you all pull your levers simultaneously
51:53 <Ballig> and the door opens !!
52:03 <Buck> I jump over the pit
52:08 <Buck> and head back south
52:18 <Kormmigahn> I carefully make my way to the southern door
52:29 <Kormmigahn> via H2
52:33 <Buck> we make our way back into formation
52:34 <Kormmigahn> H3*
52:45 <Rek> nah
52:47 <Ballig> !findchar Rek
52:47 <diebot> Ballig, Character: Rek, number: ( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char= )
53:54 <Rek> yep all in formation
54:03 <Ballig> as Kormmigahn gets to his current position, the door closes
54:16 <Rek> gah "but be quick"
55:49 <Rek> back to our levers
55:56 <Kormmigahn> move back to my lever
56:06 <Buck> back to our levers
56:08 <Kormmigahn> "Someone hold the door open!"
56:13 <Buck> "3...2...1, pull!"
56:16 * Buck yanks
56:18 <Rek> pull the levers 
56:20 <Rek> pull the lever
56:20 * Kormmigahn pulls
56:21 <Ballig> you pull the levers simultaneously
56:22 * Buck jumps over !!
56:23 <Ballig> the door opens
56:27 <Buck> "Go!"
56:39 <Rek> "Rrrruuuuunnnnn"
56:44 <Thawne> holding doo open
57:02 <Kormmigahn> make my way to the door
57:55 <Ballig> Thawne: strength check
58:39 <Thawne> !throw 1d20+4
58:39 <diebot> Thawne, 1d20+4: [1d20=6] 10
58:46 <Ballig> the door closes
58:49 <Rek> ok
58:55 <Rek> i'll move over to thawne
58:58 <Buck> "It's closing too fast."
58:59 * Kormmigahn moves over to the door
59:05 <Rek> and "r" can pull the lever this time
59:07 * Kormmigahn starts bashing the door
59:16 <Rek> thawne and i will hold it this time
00:19 <Rek> C4
00:57 <Rek> "just go and pull the levers again"
01:09 <Kormmigahn> I bash it
01:34 <Ballig> Kormmigahn begins to smack at the door with a glaive
01:36 <Thawne> b11
02:05 <Ballig> roll damage
02:05 <Rek> http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=video&cd=1&ved=0CDcQtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DQ5fd3pTM4sU&ei=bRcST473IaqjiAemrMxD&usg=AFQjCNET7NIjAz1tl3TEoMqxtVVyfQARNw&sig2=NVKDSSKZaFj4fes7Sneyhg
02:10 <Rek> oops
02:22 <Kormmigahn> !throw 1d10+4
02:23 <diebot> Kormmigahn, 1d10+4: [1d10=1] 5
03:06 <Ballig> after a few rounds, the door splinters
03:15 <Kormmigahn> I look south
03:38 <Ballig> you see an east/west corridor
04:01 <Kormmigahn> go south, then east
04:23 <Rek> if you're fast enough
09:25 <Ballig> we're in map 2
09:59 <Kormmigahn> south
10:06 <Kormmigahn> east
10:10 <Buck> we follow
10:22 <Kormmigahn> south 3
10:52 <Thawne> west
11:03 <Kormmigahn> can I hear wails coming from a specific direction?
11:25 <Kormmigahn> south
11:27 <Kormmigahn> 1
11:42 <Ballig> you hear the wailing to your south
11:53 <Kormmigahn> west to the door
11:54 <Thawne> 4
11:56 <Thawne> d4
11:57 <Kormmigahn> examine door
11:58 <Kormmigahn> @see
12:08 <Kormmigahn> @perception
12:15 <Kormmigahn> !throw 1d20+5 perception
12:16 <diebot> Kormmigahn, perception: [1d20=14] 19
12:18 <Thawne> go back to others
12:31 <Kormmigahn> then attempt to open
12:40 <Buck> we come back
12:48 <Ballig> you don't hear anything through the door
13:06 <Rek> tank = char that absorbs damage
13:48 <Ballig> Kormmigahn opens the door
13:50 <Kormmigahn> west !
14:05 <Thawne> going back to group
14:12 <Ballig> This small chamber is mostly empty, save for the body of a villager sprawled in the center.
14:20 <Rek> "TRAPS"
14:35 <Ballig> it's a giant beetle
14:43 <Ballig> it's attempting to push the corpse into a corner
14:45 <Ballig> but notices you, and attacks
14:50 <Ballig> roll initiative
15:00 <Kormmigahn> @init
15:15 <Buck> @init
15:15 <diebot> Buck, init with gunslinger's initiative deed: [1d20=12] 17
15:34 <Buck> 15
15:36 <Kormmigahn> !throw 1d20+1 init
15:37 <diebot> Kormmigahn, init: [1d20=6] 7
16:02 <Rek> @init
16:03 <diebot> Rek, 1d20+2: [1d20=10] 12
16:52 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+4 initiative riose
16:53 <diebot> Ballig, initiative riose: [1d20=8] 12
17:42 <Thawne> @init
17:42 <diebot> Thawne, initiative: [1d20=12] 14
18:40 <Kormiggahn> !init Giant Beetle
18:41 <diebot> Kormiggahn, I don't know the monster you speak of.
18:45 <Kormiggahn> !init Beetke
18:46 <diebot> Kormiggahn, I don't know the monster you speak of.
18:48 <Kormiggahn> !init Beetle
18:49 <diebot> Kormiggahn, I don't know the monster you speak of.
18:51 <Kormiggahn> !init Beetle%
18:52 <diebot> Kormiggahn, I don't know the monster you speak of.
18:54 <Kormiggahn> !init %Beetle%
18:55 <diebot> Kormiggahn, Be more specific: Vermin:Giant Beetle, Bombardier; Vermin:Giant Beetle, Fire; Vermin:Giant Beetle, Stag; 
19:32 <Kormiggahn> !init Vermin:Giant Beetle
19:33 <diebot> Kormiggahn, I don't know the monster you speak of.
19:50 <Kormiggahn> !init Vermin:Giant Beetle, Stag
19:51 <diebot> Kormiggahn, 1d20+0: [1d20=1] 1
20:00 <Ballig> the beetle takes a 5 foot step
20:06 <Ballig> and breathes a cone of acid at Kormiggahn
20:16 <Ballig> Kormiggahn: roll reflex
20:20 <Kormiggahn> !throw 1d20+1
20:21 <diebot> Kormiggahn, 1d20+1: [1d20=18] 19
20:26 <Ballig> !throw 2d6
20:26 <diebot> Ballig, 2d6: [2d6=2,1] 3
20:31 <Ballig> you take 1 acid damage
20:37 <Kormiggahn> 18/19 (4)
20:52 <Ballig> Buck: you hear a hissing sound coming from the south
20:55 <Ballig> and it's your turn
21:33 <Buck> delay
21:42 <Ballig> it's Thawne's turn, you've heard some hissing
21:55 <Thawne> delay
22:12 <Buck> move ot H3
22:23 <Rek> yeah that makes better sense
22:23 <Buck> end turn
22:25 <Ballig> Thawne?
22:26 <Thawne> f2
22:54 <Thawne> g2
23:13 <Thawne> e2
23:22 <Thawne> h2
23:25 <Ballig> it's Riose's turn
24:37 <Buck> Riose delays
24:43 <Ballig> it's Rek's turn
24:50 <Rek> move up (i have 20ft)
24:57 <Rek> 1s
25:10 <Rek> and as far west as i can go
25:32 <Rek> end turn
25:33 <Ballig> that's one movement action
25:39 <Ballig> you have a standard (or another movement) remaining
25:53 <Rek> move up
25:56 <Rek> end turn
26:02 <Ballig> it's Kormiggahn's turn
26:34 <Buck> riose goes next after this
27:15 <Kormiggahn> move to A7
27:48 <Rek> 6
27:56 <Ballig> it tries to bite Kormiggahn as he walks past
27:59 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+4 bite
27:59 <diebot> Ballig, bite: [1d20=6] 10
28:01 <Ballig> but misses
28:31 <Kormiggahn> I attempt to knock it out
28:49 <Kormiggahn> !throw 1d20+6 nonlethal powerattack flank
28:50 <diebot> Kormiggahn, nonlethal powerattack flank: [1d20=10] 16
30:15 <Ballig> you hit it on the back of the head
30:16 <Ballig> roll damage
30:22 <Kormiggahn> !throw 1d10+8
30:23 <diebot> Kormiggahn, 1d10+8: [1d10=2] 10
30:32 <Kormiggahn> end turn
30:48 <Kormiggahn>  +1 Glaive PA                Attack Bonus         Critical             Damage
30:48 <Kormiggahn> Slashing Nonlethal           +4                   20/x3                1d10+8
32:25 <Ballig> Riose's turn
33:08 <Buck> !throw 1d20
33:09 <diebot> Buck, 1d20: [1d20=20] 20
33:11 <Buck> !throw 1d20
33:11 <diebot> Buck, 1d20: [1d20=17] 17
33:18 <Ballig> normal hit
33:26 <Buck> !throw 1d8
33:26 <diebot> Buck, 1d8: [1d8=3] 3
33:53 <Ballig> it bites at Rek
33:58 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+4
33:59 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+4: [1d20=1] 5
34:01 <Ballig> but it misses
34:01 <Rek> !save all: throw 1d20+5; throw 1d10+7
34:01 <diebot> Rek, throw 1d20+5; throw 1d10+7 saved as @all
34:04 <Ballig> it's Buck's turn
34:15 <Buck> 30ft to E6
34:26 <Buck> shooting at it
34:30 <Ballig> roll to hit
34:39 <Buck> !throw 1d20+5
34:39 <diebot> Buck, 1d20+5: [1d20=11] 16
34:43 <Buck> touchz
34:49 <Ballig> and hits
34:53 <Buck> !throw 1d12+1
34:54 <diebot> Buck, 1d12+1: [1d12=9] 10
35:06 <Ballig> the beetle is unconscious
35:15 <Buck> I reload
35:22 <Kormiggahn> look at the corpse
35:23 <Buck> after blowing the smoke from the barrel of my gun
35:53 <Rek> coup de grace?
35:55 <Ballig> it's dead
35:57 <Rek> ok
36:23 <Ballig> [11:14:35 AM] <diebot> Kormmigahn, init: [1d20=6] 7
36:23 <Ballig> Roll 1d20 -- 18 (Total: 18)
36:23 <Ballig> [11:15:00 AM] <+Rek> @init
36:23 <Ballig> [11:15:01 AM] <diebot> Rek, 1d20+2: [1d20=10] 12
36:39 <Thawne> moving into the room
36:41 <Rek> coup de grace the beetle
36:49 <Ballig> Rek smashes the beetle's head in
36:54 <Ballig> it goes "crunch"
37:00 <Ballig> and sprays some acid around the floor
37:04 <Kormiggahn> anything on the corpse?
37:14 <Ballig> the corpse has some clothing, but nothing useful
37:32 <Kormiggahn> go to B9
37:36 <Kormiggahn> and look at the door
37:47 <Kormiggahn> then open it
38:15 <Rek> @see
38:16 <diebot> Rek, perception: [1d20=12] 14
39:23 <Kormiggahn> open door at B9
39:35 <Kormiggahn> open door at B9
39:56 <Buck> searching the room before we leave
39:59 <Kormiggahn> no
40:02 <Kormiggahn> I open the door
40:04 <Kormiggahn> and go south
40:16 <Buck> @see
40:16 <diebot> Buck, perception: [1d20=18] 28
40:17 <Ballig> you find some trash in the corner
40:29 <Buck> we move on
40:52 <Thawne> " did anyone seach the viliger corpse ? ?
41:02 <Buck> "No?"
41:12 <Kormiggahn> "It has clothes on it"
41:23 <Kormiggahn> "We'll give it a burial on our way out"
41:32 <Kormiggahn> "Unless we find a suitable place in here"
41:35 <Kormiggahn> south
41:38 <Kormiggahn> then east
41:41 <Ballig> from here you can see some smoke and what looks like might be a fire just around the corner
41:46 <Kormiggahn> "Is this the Everflame?"
41:46 * Buck snuffs a laugh at that idea
42:06 <Rek> "dunno"
42:16 <Rek> "let's take a look"
42:22 <Thawne> "move in "
42:26 <Kormiggahn> move to D2
42:38 <Rek> b2 for me
42:57 <Ballig> The remains of a small fire smolder in the center of this broad 
42:58 <Ballig> chamber, letting o " a plume of oily smoke. Fed by a heap of 
42:58 <Ballig> burning gear, debris, and more than few bones, the fire casts a 
42:58 <Ballig> flickering light across the walls of this room, partially obscured 
42:58 <Ballig> by the veil of smoke.
43:28 <Kormiggahn> detect magic the room
43:41 <Kormiggahn> (Moving my Glaive out of the cone)
44:07 <Ballig> you see a shadow
44:09 <Ballig> roll initiative
44:16 <Kormiggahn> @init
44:16 <Rek> @init
44:16 <diebot> Rek, 1d20+2: [1d20=13] 15
44:17 <diebot> Kormiggahn, initiative: [1d20=19] 20
44:19 <Buck> !throw 1d20+3 init
44:20 <diebot> Buck, init: [1d20=6] 9
44:22 <Thawne> @init
44:23 <diebot> Thawne, initiative: [1d20=20] 22
44:29 <Thawne> 21
45:08 <Kormiggahn> !throw 1d20+4
45:09 <diebot> Kormiggahn, 1d20+4: [1d20=5] 9
45:36 <Rek> yeah buck quick on the draw
45:51 <Ballig> Thawne notices the shadow first
46:18 <Rek> yeah thawne fuck it up
46:31 <Kormiggahn> !init Shadow
46:32 <diebot> Kormiggahn, (Dex): [1d20=10] 12
47:26 <Rek> pillar at c4?
48:47 <Ballig> roll to hit
48:51 <Thawne> @attack
48:52 <diebot> Thawne, Attack: [1d20=13] 19; Damage: [1d8=4] 9
50:43 <Ballig> your sword is ineffective against the shadow
51:00 <Thawne> end
51:02 <Ballig> it's Kormiggahn's turn
51:11 <Rek> !findchar Kormiggahn
51:11 <diebot> Rek, Character: Kormiggahn, number: 332( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=332 )
51:13 <Kormiggahn> !throw 1d20+4 Religion 
51:14 <diebot> Kormiggahn, Religion: [1d20=6] 10
51:29 <Rek> !findchar riose
51:29 <diebot> Rek, Character: riose, number: ( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char= )
51:41 <Rek> !findchar Riose
51:42 <diebot> Rek, Character: Riose, number: 311( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=311 )
51:48 <Ballig> you know that it's a shadow
52:03 <Kormiggahn> I power attack it
52:27 <Kormiggahn> move to E6
53:12 <Kormiggahn> touching the fire if required
53:39 <Kormiggahn> @see
53:41 <diebot> Kormiggahn, perception: [1d20=8] 13
53:59 <Ballig> standard action remains
54:05 <Kormiggahn> power attack the shadow
54:15 <Kormiggahn> !throw 1d20+6
54:16 <diebot> Kormiggahn, 1d20+6: [1d20=12] 18
54:29 <Ballig> you hit!
54:30 <Kormiggahn> !throw 1d10+7 damage
54:31 <Ballig> roll damage
54:31 <diebot> Kormiggahn, damage: [1d10=5] 12
54:37 <Ballig> your weapon is ineffective against the shadow
54:41 <Kormiggahn> are you Sure about that
54:44 <Kormiggahn> it's magical
55:46 <Ballig> it's the shadow's turn
56:35 <Ballig> the shadow takes a 5 foot step and touches Kormiggahn
57:01 <Ballig> your adoration is ineffective
57:10 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+4 incorporeal touch
57:10 <diebot> Ballig, incorporeal touch: [1d20=17] 21
57:23 <Ballig> !throw 1d6
57:23 <diebot> Ballig, 1d6: [1d6=1] 1
57:27 <Ballig> dealing 1 point of strength damage
58:06 <Ballig> it's Rek's turn
58:10 <Rek> ok
58:21 <Rek> movement to e4?
58:50 <Rek> attack
58:53 <Rek> @all
59:23 <Rek> !throw 1d20+3 bs
59:23 <diebot> Rek, bs: [1d20=18] 21
59:34 <Ballig> you hit
59:35 <Rek> !throw 1d10+7
59:35 <Ballig> roll damage
59:35 <diebot> Rek, 1d10+7: [1d10=10] 17
59:40 <Ballig> your sword is ineffective
59:44 <Rek> end turn
59:44 <Ballig> it's Riose's turn
00:36 <Kormiggahn> <?incorporeal
00:37 <diebot> An incorporeal creature has no physical body. It can be harmed only by other incorporeal creatures, magic weapons or creatures that strike as magic weapons, and spells, spell-like abilities, or supernatural abilities. It is immune to all nonmagical attack forms. Even when hit by spells or magic weapons, it takes only
00:38 <diebot> half damage from a corporeal source. Although it is not a magical attack, holy water can affect incorporeal undead. Corporeal spells and effects that do not cause damage only have a 50% chance of affecting an incorporeal creature. Force spells and effects, such as from a magic missile, affect an incorporeal creature
00:38 <diebot> normally.
02:00 <Rek> "RRRRUUUUUNNNNN"
02:09 <Buck> Riose runs !
02:15 <Ballig> Riose delays
02:19 <Ballig> it's Buck's turn
02:19 <Buck> I run
02:37 <Ballig> it's Thawne's turn
04:03 <Rek> he chickened right out he buggered right off
05:08 <Ballig> it's Kormiggahn's turn
05:17 <Thawne> end
08:01 <Kormiggahn> withdraw to D2
08:18 <Kormiggahn> D7, C6,C5,C4,D3,D2
09:38 <Kormiggahn> what exactly happened when I attacked the shadow?
10:15 <Ballig> your weapon made contact with the shadow, but it passed through
12:28 * Kormiggahn says a quick prayer to Shelyn, then makes his way north to D2, then to B2
12:59 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+4 incorporeal touch
13:00 <diebot> Ballig, incorporeal touch: [1d20=20] 24
13:11 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+4 incorporeal touch
13:11 <diebot> Ballig, incorporeal touch: [1d20=15] 19
13:17 <Ballig> !throw 2d6
13:17 <diebot> Ballig, 2d6: [2d6=4,4] 8
13:53 <Buck> "I've got an idea."
13:58 <Ballig> it's Rek's turn
14:08 <Rek> where's everyone gone? :D
14:12 <Rek> i'm fucking off
14:17 <Buck> :D
14:22 <Rek> attracting an aoo
14:29 <Rek> but the shortest route out
14:43 <Rek> 20ft
14:46 <Rek> end turn
15:14 <Ballig> Riose moves out of the room, closing the door on his way
15:24 <Ballig> well, not the door
15:26 <Ballig> poor Kormiggahn
15:43 <Ballig> the shadow doesn't chase you
16:09 <Rek> "that thing was gonna get us all"
16:15 <Rek> "i'm not going back there"
16:17 <Buck> "What do we do?"
16:23 <Rek> "bugger it"
16:27 <Rek> "let's go"
16:28 <Buck> "We could go the other way?"
17:04 <Kormiggahn> "I'm feeling rather weak..."
19:03 <Rek> well we've got plenty of pillows...
19:59 <Kormiggahn> we exit the crypt and camp for three days
20:02 <Buck> we leave and set up camp somewhere outside 
20:59 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+3
20:59 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+3: [1d20=4] 7
21:08 <Ballig> (that was Riose's attempt to aid)
21:41 <Kormiggahn> !throw 1d20+5 heal
21:42 <diebot> Kormiggahn, heal: [1d20=5] 10
22:08 <Rek> !throw 1d20+1
22:08 <Thawne> !throw 1d20
22:08 <diebot> Rek, 1d20+1: [1d20=14] 15
22:09 <diebot> Thawne, 1d20: [1d20=13] 13
22:24 <Rek> soz i'm just making tea
22:29 <Ballig> you camp for 2 1/2 days before Kormiggahn is feeling strong enough to continue
22:44 <Buck> brb
23:36 <Kormiggahn> "Alright
23:43 <Kormiggahn> "Let's get that flame!"
23:48 * Kormiggahn heads into the crypt
24:08 <Buck> back
24:12 <Buck> "Who in the flame?"
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29:43 <Rek> i'm good to go
34:09 <Ballig> okay, you have rested for a couple of days
34:10 <Ballig> what do you do now
34:19 <Rek> i don't mind do or die situations happening on the fly
34:34 <Rek> but walking into a do or die situation knowingly? nah...
35:17 <Thawne> moving back to crypt entrance
35:34 <Rek> yeah following
35:48 <Buck> Rek: agreed
35:56 <Thawne> a4
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37:51 <Ballig> you can't open the door
38:42 <Rek> we have a history of bashing doors
38:50 <Kormiggahn> I turn the handle
38:55 <Ballig> there is no handle
39:00 <Ballig> the door does not open from this direction
39:09 <Kormiggahn> bash the door
39:24 <Rek> we can't just NOT bash the door
39:51 <Rek> man VS door
43:13 <Ballig> A  single  pillar  in  the  center  of  the  room  supports  this  wide, 
43:13 <Ballig> domed chamber. The pillar is surrounded by a pit, but a stone 
43:13 <Ballig> bridge crosses the pit on the south side. Dozens of arrows jut 
43:14 <Ballig> from holes in the pillar, facing every direction.
44:16 <Rek> "a room for rogues"
45:07 <Rek> awesome
45:26 <Kormiggahn> detect magic the room
45:46 <Ballig> Kormiggahn casts detect magic
45:53 <Ballig> as he does that, the pillar begins to rotate
45:54 <Buck> I remain outside the room
46:50 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+10 Kormiggahn
46:51 <diebot> Ballig, Kormiggahn: [1d20=2] 12
46:55 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+10 Riose
46:55 <diebot> Ballig, Riose: [1d20=10] 20
46:59 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+10 Rek
46:59 <diebot> Ballig, Rek: [1d20=4] 14
47:03 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+10 thawne
47:04 <diebot> Ballig, thawne: [1d20=11] 21
47:14 <Ballig> Riose and Thawne are hit by blunt arrows
47:27 <Ballig> !throw 1d4
47:28 <diebot> Ballig, 1d4: [1d4=4] 4
47:44 <Rek> cover?
47:48 <Ballig> !throw 1d8 Thawne
47:48 <diebot> Ballig, Thawne: [1d8=4] 4
47:51 <Ballig> !throw 1d8 Riose
47:52 <diebot> Ballig, Riose: [1d8=7] 7
48:01 <Ballig> Thawne takes 4 non-lethal, Riose takes 7
48:28 <Ballig> !throw 3#1d20+10 Kormiggahn
48:28 <diebot> Ballig, Kormiggahn: [1d20=7] 17, [1d20=11] 21, [1d20=16] 26
48:35 <Ballig> !throw 3#1d20+10 Riose
48:35 <diebot> Ballig, Riose: [1d20=17] 27, [1d20=1] 11, [1d20=18] 28
48:37 <Ballig> !throw 3#1d20+10 Rek
48:38 <diebot> Ballig, Rek: [1d20=11] 21, [1d20=9] 19, [1d20=6] 16
48:39 <Ballig> !throw 3#1d20+10 Thawne
48:39 <diebot> Ballig, Thawne: [1d20=13] 23, [1d20=14] 24, [1d20=14] 24
48:56 <Mort> I told you about traps :D
49:08 <Buck> trust mort
49:27 <Rek> "BACK!!!"
49:32 <Rek> into the corridor
50:07 <Ballig> Rek ducks back into the corridor
50:09 <Kormiggahn> I'll remain in my current position, dropping prone but keeping the door up, while other people get out of the room
50:20 <Rek> legend
50:38 <Kormiggahn> and cast guidance!
50:39 <Ballig> Riose ducks back into the corridor
50:59 <Rek> we've got plenty of pillows still...
51:07 <Buck> I bash the other door, taking a portion of that for cover
51:36 <Rek> buck has the right idea
51:51 <Rek> let's get broken doors for everyone
51:54 <Mort> pillows :D
52:01 <Thawne> f5
52:17 <Ballig> Kormiggahn gets hit by one further arrow
52:25 <Buck> "Everyone, grab a door!"
52:29 <Ballig> well, one arrow
52:30 <Ballig> whatevs
52:32 <Ballig> !throw 1d8
52:32 <diebot> Ballig, 1d8: [1d8=3] 3
52:35 <Ballig> taking 3 non-lethal damage
53:11 <Ballig> Thawne gets hit by three more arrows
53:12 <Kormiggahn> 19(3)/19
53:31 <Ballig> or would have, except Kormiggahn gave him cover
53:59 <Kormiggahn> what's the  column doing now?
54:21 <Ballig> it's continuing to spin
54:23 <Ballig> and shoot arrows
54:26 <Ballig> you can take another action
54:41 <Kormiggahn> move action:5' south
55:35 <Kormiggahn> peek into the pit
56:06 <Rek> can you read that writing?
56:23 <Kormiggahn> 5'SE
56:27 <Kormiggahn> SW
56:40 <Rek> "kormiggahn - what's that writing?"
56:48 <Ballig> !throw 1d4
56:49 <diebot> Ballig, 1d4: [1d4=3] 3
56:50 <Rek> "around the rim"
56:54 <Ballig> the pillar shoots another 3 arrows at each
57:06 <Ballig> !throw 3#1d20+10 Kormiggahn
57:08 <diebot> Ballig, Kormiggahn: [1d20=12] 22, [1d20=16] 26, [1d20=4] 14
57:13 <Ballig> !throw 3#1d20+10 Thawne
57:13 <diebot> Ballig, Thawne: [1d20=8] 18, [1d20=20] 30, [1d20=9] 19
57:59 <Ballig> !throw 1d8 Kormiggahn
57:59 <diebot> Ballig, Kormiggahn: [1d8=7] 7
58:04 <Ballig> Kormiggahn takes 7 non-lethal damage
58:06 <Kormiggahn> 19(10)/19
58:33 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+10 critical confirm
58:33 <diebot> Ballig, critical confirm: [1d20=12] 22
58:36 <Ballig> normal hit
58:39 <Ballig> !throw 1d8
58:39 <diebot> Ballig, 1d8: [1d8=4] 4
58:41 <Ballig> Thawne takes a further 4 non-lethal damage
58:52 <Kormiggahn> "How are you feeling, Thawne?"
59:06 <Ballig> you have actions
00:05 <Kormiggahn> can I see anything on or around the column?
00:27 <Rek> "kormiggahn - there's runes at your feet!!!"
01:31 <Ballig> there's nothing specific about the column
01:34 <Ballig> no "off switch" that you can see
01:54 <Rek> "bash that bloody door down"
02:16 <Kormiggahn> how is the pillar spinning?
02:25 <Ballig> mechanically
02:25 <Rek> "it'll kill you! just get out"
02:42 <Rek> a jousting stick?
02:56 <Mort> wow
02:56 <Kormiggahn> move to D5
03:14 <Thawne> d7
03:17 <Ballig> !throw 1d4
03:18 <diebot> Ballig, 1d4: [1d4=1] 1
03:22 <Ballig> the trap spits out only one more arrow at you this time
03:25 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+10 Kormiggahn
03:25 <diebot> Ballig, Kormiggahn: [1d20=2] 12
03:28 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+10 Thawne
03:29 <diebot> Ballig, Thawne: [1d20=6] 16
03:31 <Ballig> but they miss you
03:33 <Ballig> actions
03:53 <Kormiggahn> shove the quarterstaff in one of the holes
04:26 <Rek> it's going: choonk choonk choonk firing arrows
04:38 <Ballig> okay
04:45 <Ballig> Thawne?
04:52 <Thawne> check s door
04:53 <Ballig> Kormiggahn: roll disable device
05:10 <Thawne> !throw 1d20
05:10 <diebot> Thawne, 1d20: [1d20=17] 17
05:18 <Kormiggahn> !throw 1d20+2 Disable Device with GUIDANCE !
05:19 <diebot> Kormiggahn, Disable Device with GUIDANCE !: [1d20=17] 19
05:25 <Rek> nice
05:30 <Ballig> Kormiggahn: you just barely get the quarterstaff back out before it snaps
05:42 <Ballig> otherwise, the quarterstaff snaps
05:43 <Ballig> (your choice)
06:26 <Ballig> the door is locked
06:43 <Ballig> roll to hit
07:01 <Thawne> !throw 1d20+1 door
07:02 <diebot> Thawne, door: [1d20=3] 4
07:05 <Kormiggahn> I tie the end of my rope around the broken-off quarterstaff
07:06 <Ballig> you miss the door
07:07 <Ballig> somehow
07:10 <Ballig> (AC 5)
07:26 <Ballig> !throw 1d4
07:26 <diebot> Ballig, 1d4: [1d4=4] 4
07:32 <Ballig> four more arrows spit out from the column
07:47 <Rek> in radians?
08:10 <Ballig> !throw 4#1d20+10 Kormiggahn
08:11 <diebot> Ballig, Kormiggahn: [1d20=14] 24, [1d20=18] 28, [1d20=8] 18, [1d20=6] 16
08:15 <Ballig> one hits Kormiggahn
08:34 <Ballig> !throw 4#1d20+10 Thawne
08:34 <diebot> Ballig, Thawne: [1d20=13] 23, [1d20=15] 25, [1d20=15] 25, [1d20=8] 18
08:35 <Rek> ballig: i'll grab a section of broken door
08:41 <Rek> and go and assist thawne
08:53 <Ballig> !throw 1d8 Kormiggahn
08:53 <diebot> Ballig, Kormiggahn: [1d8=4] 4
08:57 <Ballig> Kormiggahn takes 4 non-lethal damage
09:00 <Kormiggahn> 19(6)/19
09:09 <Kormiggahn> 19(14)/19
09:25 <Ballig> Kormiggahn is feeling a little light-headed
09:28 <Ballig> actions
09:37 <Rek> ballig: i'll grab a section of broken door
09:47 <Rek> and go and assist thawne
09:52 <Buck> "Guys, get out of there!"
09:53 <Ballig> Rek: there is no more piece of door able to be picked up
10:20 <Rek> "gimme that door and i'll help thawne"
11:04 <Rek> an infernal device
12:15 <Rek> indiana jones
13:12 <Rek> go back and bash a door and grab some pillows too
13:26 <Rek> pillows are useful like towels
13:31 <Ballig> Rek has gone and picked up the other broken door
13:42 <Kormiggahn> do I have a chance of failure if I manoeuvre around and hang from the bridge?
13:51 <Rek> i'll move back in and help thawne bash the door
13:52 <Ballig> it'd be acrobatics
14:06 <Kormiggahn> that's not the question
14:20 <Ballig> there is a chance of failure for you
14:32 <Ballig> are you standing, Rek?
15:29 <Rek> yes and moving down to thawne
15:41 <Mort> oh god
15:44 <Mort> next there will be urm
15:46 <Mort> I dunno
15:50 <Mort> pillow fight>
16:14 <Rek> yeah assist thawne to break the door
16:55 <Ballig> Rek: you can get one attack on the door
17:44 <Rek> !throw 1d10+6
17:45 <diebot> Rek, 1d10+6: [1d10=6] 12
18:30 <Ballig> what are Thawne and Kormiggahn doing
18:41 <Thawne> break s door
18:46 <Ballig> Thawne: roll to hit, 1d20+1
18:56 <Thawne> !throw 1d20+1
18:56 <diebot> Thawne, 1d20+1: [1d20=1] 2
18:59 <Ballig> you miss it
19:01 <Ballig> Kormiggahn?
19:02 <Kormiggahn> 5' south
19:06 <Kormiggahn> and try to break the door
19:11 <Buck> Rek: are you coming back to provide me with cover later, or should I keep breaking down a new door
19:15 <Kormiggahn> !throw 1d20
19:16 <diebot> Kormiggahn, 1d20: [1d20=16] 16
19:20 <Ballig> roll damage
19:22 <Kormiggahn> !throw 1d10+7
19:23 <diebot> Kormiggahn, 1d10+7: [1d10=8] 15
19:27 <Mort> waaa
19:28 <Rek> buck yeah i'll come back under cover
19:37 <Ballig> the column spits
19:38 <Ballig> !throw 1d4
19:38 <diebot> Ballig, 1d4: [1d4=4] 4
19:40 <Ballig> 4 more arrows
19:45 <Ballig> !throw 4#1d20+10 Kormiggahn
19:45 <diebot> Ballig, Kormiggahn: [1d20=16] 26, [1d20=13] 23, [1d20=12] 22, [1d20=8] 18
19:47 <Ballig> !throw 4#1d20+10 Thawne
19:47 <diebot> Ballig, Thawne: [1d20=7] 17, [1d20=18] 28, [1d20=16] 26, [1d20=19] 29
19:48 <Ballig> !throw 4#1d20+10 Rek
19:48 <diebot> Ballig, Rek: [1d20=20] 30, [1d20=6] 16, [1d20=17] 27, [1d20=6] 16
19:57 <Ballig> one hits Kormiggahn
19:58 <Ballig> !throw 1d8
19:59 <diebot> Ballig, 1d8: [1d8=8] 8
20:02 <Ballig> for 8 non-lethal damage
20:05 <Ballig> Kormiggahn is unconscious
20:08 <Kormiggahn> I'm unconscious
20:19 <Ballig> !throw 3#1d8
20:19 <diebot> Ballig, 3#1d8: [1d8=4] 4, [1d8=4] 4, [1d8=2] 2
20:24 <Ballig> Thawne takes 10 non-lethal
20:28 <Ballig> Thawne is unconscious
20:51 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+10
20:51 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+10: [1d20=4] 14
20:53 <Mort> and who was saying about TRAPS?
20:54 * Mort laughs
20:55 <Ballig> two normal hits on Rek
21:01 <Ballig> !throw 2d8
21:02 <diebot> Ballig, 2d8: [2d8=2,1] 3
21:05 <Ballig> and takes 3 non-lethal damage
21:07 <Rek> ok
21:15 <Rek> i'll keep bashing the bloody door
21:24 <Ballig> roll damage
21:26 <Rek> want damage?
21:26 <Rek> ok
21:40 <Rek> !throw 1d10+6
21:40 <diebot> Rek, 1d10+6: [1d10=9] 15
21:50 <Ballig> the door busts open
21:59 <Rek> jump through
22:11 <Rek> i'm not under cover here am i?
22:21 <Ballig> you still have cover from your door
22:27 <Ballig> but the arrows are less likely to come into the corridor
22:31 <Rek> ok i'll drag thawne through too?
22:57 <Mort> that some serious shit on dmg
22:59 <Rek> throw 1d20+5 cmb perhaps?
24:29 <Rek> ok i'll do that
24:30 <Ballig> you drag Thawne into the corridor
24:41 <Rek> and ready to get k as well
25:56 <Ballig> the trap spits out
25:58 <Ballig> !throw 1d4
25:59 <diebot> Ballig, 1d4: [1d4=1] 1
26:00 <Ballig> 1 more arrow
26:03 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+10
26:03 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+10: [1d20=14] 24
26:06 <Ballig> which misses Kormiggahn
26:13 <Ballig> actions Rek
26:22 <Rek> run out grab k and drag him south
26:32 <Ballig> you drag him into the corridor
26:38 <Rek> ok
26:46 <Rek> i have no fucking idea what to do now though...
26:52 <Rek> can i stabilise these guys?
27:01 <Kormiggahn> we're stable
27:04 <Ballig> they aren't dying
27:06 <Ballig> they're just unconscious
27:09 <Kormiggahn> what class are you, Rek?
27:14 <Ballig> he's a fighter
27:15 <Kormiggahn> ok
27:45 <Ballig> Buck: are you waiting to destroy the door?
27:50 <Ballig> the door that leads to the shadow
27:55 <Ballig> The Shadow
29:01 <Ballig> Rek, what are you doing while you wait for Buck? anything?
29:07 <Rek> nothing i can do
29:10 <Rek> just waiting
29:11 <Ballig> okay
29:19 <Ballig> after another 30 seconds or so the column stops spinning
29:36 <Rek> check/secure the room
30:00 <Rek> "i think just being in the room sets the trap off"
30:10 <Rek> "maybe a pressure plate at the door?"
30:11 <Ballig> are you Sure
30:31 <Ballig> are you Sure
30:38 <Rek> yeah
30:39 <Mort> hehhee
30:40 <Ballig> okay
30:43 <Ballig> Rek explores on his own
30:49 * Mort laughs a little laugh
31:26 <Rek> am i in a room or a corridor?
31:55 <Rek> stay here
32:06 <Ballig> after a few minutes Buck comes running in with a door
32:25 <Buck> and scampers to the next room
32:29 <Buck> with Riose
32:38 <Ballig> hay guise
32:41 <Ballig> I haz a door
32:52 <Buck> I smile pretty gleefully as I get there
32:55 <Buck> unusually
32:59 <Rek> can i has doors?
33:29 <Kormiggahn> !throw 1d8+1
33:29 <Ballig> Riose uses Kormiggahn's wand of CLW on him
33:30 <diebot> Kormiggahn, 1d8+1: [1d8=4] 5
33:38 <Kormiggahn> 19(18)/19
33:49 <Kormiggahn> channel positive energy
33:51 <Kormiggahn> !throw 1d6
33:53 <diebot> Kormiggahn, 1d6: [1d6=5] 5
34:00 <Kormiggahn> 19(11)/19
34:08 <Kormiggahn> do it again
34:10 <Buck> <?staggered
34:11 <Ballig> thawne is conscious but staggered
34:11 <diebot> A staggered creature may take a single move action or standard action each round (but not both, nor can he take full-round actions). A staggered creature can still take free, swift, and immediate actions. A creature with nonlethal damage exactly equal to its current hit points gains the staggered condition.
34:12 <Kormiggahn> !throw 1d6
34:13 <diebot> Kormiggahn, 1d6: [1d6=5] 5
34:23 <Ballig> Thawne has 8 non-lethal damage
34:25 <Mort> wee
34:25 <Ballig> Kormighan has 6
34:27 <Mort> I love the heals :P
34:39 <Ballig> no one else has non-lethal damage anymore
34:41 <Kormiggahn> drop Murderous Command for CLW on Thawne 
34:42 <Rek> 1 do
34:48 <Kormiggahn> !throw 1d8+2
34:49 <Rek> i have 3 non-lethal
34:49 <diebot> Kormiggahn, 1d8+2: [1d8=6] 8
34:56 <Kormiggahn> 0 channels remain
35:00 <Rek> cheers
35:01 <Kormiggahn> let's go
35:23 <Ballig> which way are you going
35:28 <Kormiggahn> south
35:30 <Kormiggahn> at least a bot
35:32 <Kormiggahn> a bit*
35:34 <Ballig> there are two ways
35:36 <Ballig> there's also a door west
35:40 <Rek> "onwards"
35:47 <Thawne> i got to get horse ...
35:55 <Rek> "brutal room that"
36:05 <Rek> ca just crashed
38:04 <Kormiggahn> how many arrows are intact around the room?
38:09 <Ballig> none
38:11 <Thawne> i am going 1st
38:15 <Ballig> they shoot with too hard a force
38:37 <Thawne> moving to c5. mounted and @see
38:59 <Ballig> A continuous carving of mourners runs along the walls here, 
38:59 <Ballig> leading to a staircase on the south side of the room. 
40:24 <Rek> no image?
40:40 <Rek> relax - they're only skyrim dragons
41:05 <Ballig> as you enter the room, bloody human skeletons drag themselves from behind the pillars, reaching for you with long claws
41:06 <Ballig> roll initiative
41:12 <Rek> EVIL
41:13 <Rek> @init
41:14 <diebot> Rek, 1d20+2: [1d20=10] 12
41:23 <Thawne> @init
41:23 <diebot> Thawne, initiative: [1d20=11] 13
41:26 <Kormiggahn> @init
41:27 <diebot> Kormiggahn, initiative: [1d20=11] 12
41:28 <Buck> @init1
41:28 <diebot> Buck, init: [1d20=9] 12
41:47 <Ballig> !throw 4#1d20+6
41:48 <diebot> Ballig, 4#1d20+6: [1d20=15] 21, [1d20=8] 14, [1d20=15] 21, [1d20=3] 9
41:54 <Kormiggahn> Thawne, type !save init: 1d20+1 initiative
42:28 <Buck> !throw 1d20+4 init riose
42:28 <diebot> Buck, init riose: [1d20=14] 18
43:41 <Kormiggahn> @init
43:42 <diebot> Kormiggahn, initiative: [1d20=3] 4
43:49 <Thawne> @init
43:50 <diebot> Thawne, initiative: [1d20=3] 5
43:55 <Kormiggahn> @init
46:39 <Rek> horses - the other white meat
46:48 <Ballig> skeleton three steps forward
46:51 <Ballig> !rng horse thawne rek
46:52 <diebot> Ballig, rek
46:54 <Ballig> and claws at Rek
47:10 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+2 claw
47:10 <diebot> Ballig, claw: [1d20=2] 4
47:12 <Ballig> but misses
47:19 <Ballig> it's Riose's turn
47:49 <Ballig> lots
48:07 <Rek> ready action?
48:29 <Kormiggahn> !findchar Riose
48:30 <diebot> Kormiggahn, Character: Riose, number: 311( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=311 )
49:01 <Mort> sigh
49:07 <Mort> i have all kinds of cute suggestions involving uds.
49:10 <Mort> ah well
49:36 <Ballig> he'll shoot at 3
49:38 <Ballig> someone roll it
49:48 <Buck> !throw 1d20
49:49 <diebot> Buck, 1d20: [1d20=2] 2
49:52 <Ballig> it misses
50:13 <Ballig> skeleton2 steps forward
50:20 <Ballig> and claws at
50:22 <Ballig> !rng horse thawne
50:23 <diebot> Ballig, thawne
50:25 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+2
50:26 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+2: [1d20=10] 12
50:28 <Ballig> but misses
50:33 <Rek> inquisitor = torturer?
50:42 <Ballig> it's Buck's turn
51:02 <Ballig> roll to hit
51:08 <Buck> shooting #3
51:13 <Buck> @fire1
51:14 <diebot> Buck, fire w/p.blank: [1d20=6] 11; damage: [1d12=8] 9
51:18 <Ballig> you miss
51:24 <Ballig> it's Rek's turn
51:31 <Rek> bastardly sword 
51:38 <Rek> !throw 1d20+6 on 3
51:39 <diebot> Rek, on 3: [1d20=9] 15
51:45 <Rek> hmmm
51:52 <Ballig> you hit
51:58 <Rek> !throw 1d10+6 
51:59 <diebot> Rek, 1d10+6: [1d10=5] 11
52:11 <Ballig> it crumbles
52:22 <Ballig> you have a movement action remaining
52:46 <Rek> 1s without aoo?
53:01 <Rek> 2s would provoke an aoo wouldn't it?
53:05 <Ballig> right
53:09 <Rek> ok 1s
53:10 <Rek> end turn
53:32 <Ballig> it's Thawne's turn
53:41 <Rek> "CLEAVE THIS EVIL"
54:27 <Thawne> !throw 1d20
54:27 <diebot> Thawne, 1d20: [1d20=19] 19
54:38 <Ballig> your horse can attack if you like
54:41 <Ballig> two hooves, if you want
54:59 <Thawne> @horse
54:59 <diebot> Thawne, 1d20+3: [1d20=6] 9; hooves: [1d20=20] 18, [1d20=19] 17; bite damage: [1d4=1] 3; hooves damage: [1d6=3] 4, [1d6=3] 4
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55:17 <Ballig> #2 is down
55:19 <Rek> that was the magic sound of the day
55:29 <Rek> any guesses?
55:30 <Thawne> @attack
55:31 <diebot> Thawne, Attack: [1d20=11] 17; Damage: [1d8=7] 12
55:54 <Ballig> that's actually 11 damage
55:56 <Ballig> and it's a 16 not a 17
56:23 <Ballig> it drops
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56:36 <Mort> -65/80
56:45 <Mort> -65/80 wiw
56:48 <Ballig> it's Kormiggahn's turn
57:04 <Kormiggahn> 4s
57:09 <Kormiggahn> attack 4
57:11 <Rek> zinc alloy of some sort?
57:20 <Ballig> roll to hit
57:26 <Kormiggahn> !throw 1d20+4
57:27 <diebot> Kormiggahn, 1d20+4: [1d20=3] 7
57:29 <Ballig> you miss
57:30 <Kormiggahn> end turn
57:42 <Ballig> the skeleton steps forward
57:48 <Ballig> and claws at Kormiggahn
57:52 <Ballig> !throw 2#1d20+2 claws
57:53 <diebot> Ballig, claws: [1d20=20] 22, [1d20=18] 20
58:03 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+2 confirm
58:03 <diebot> Ballig, confirm: [1d20=17] 19
58:18 <Ballig> !throw 2d4+4; 1d4+2
58:18 <diebot> Ballig, 2d4+4: [2d4=1,3] 8; 1d4+2: [1d4=2] 4
58:22 <Ballig> dealing 12 damage
58:29 <Kormiggahn> 1/19
58:37 <Rek> owch
58:39 <Kormiggahn> 7(6)/19
58:41 <Ballig> 7(6)/19
58:46 <Ballig> it's Riose's turn
58:57 <Buck> !throw 1d20+2
58:57 <diebot> Buck, 1d20+2: [1d20=9] 11
59:05 <Buck> Buck reloads
59:08 <Ballig> it's Rek's turn
59:12 <Rek> ok movement first
59:14 <Rek> 1s
59:21 <Rek> 1se
59:48 <Rek> so just attack
59:51 <Ballig> roll to hit
59:53 <Rek> !throw 1d20+6
59:54 <diebot> Rek, 1d20+6: [1d20=19] 25
00:04 <Ballig> roll it again
00:08 <Rek> !throw 1d20+6
00:08 <diebot> Rek, 1d20+6: [1d20=15] 21
00:10 <Ballig> critical hit
00:26 <Ballig> roll double your usual damage
00:30 <Rek> !throw 1d10+6
00:32 <diebot> Rek, 1d10+6: [1d10=3] 9
00:33 <Rek> 18
00:35 <Rek> glish
00:37 <Ballig> you roll it twice
00:39 <Ballig> you don't just double it
00:41 <Rek> !throw 1d10+6
00:41 <diebot> Rek, 1d10+6: [1d10=5] 11
00:53 <Ballig> 20 damage
00:54 <Ballig> it goes down
00:57 <Ballig> anyone with knowledge (religion) can roll it
01:14 <Rek> *wipes sword on corpse
01:19 <Mort> http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=110
01:19 <Kormiggahn> I'll cast guidance first
01:21 <Mort> fangastic..
01:24 <Kormiggahn> then
01:34 <Kormiggahn> !throw 1d20+5 knowledge religion
01:44 <diebot> Kormiggahn, knowledge religion: [1d20=3] 8
01:44 <Ballig> okay
01:45 <Ballig> what are you all doing
01:57 <Kormiggahn> gathering the skeletons together
02:24 <Rek> i'm not touching the filthy things
02:27 <Buck> @see
02:27 <diebot> Buck, perception: [1d20=17] 27
02:27 <Kormiggahn> cast CLW on myself
02:33 <Kormiggahn> !throw 1d20+1 wand
02:34 <Buck> 24
02:35 <diebot> Kormiggahn, wand: [1d20=15] 16
02:38 <Kormiggahn> !throw 1d8+1 wand
02:39 <diebot> Kormiggahn, wand: [1d8=8] 9
02:41 <Rek> i'll look around too
02:43 <Rek> @see
02:44 <diebot> Rek, perception: [1d20=17] 19
02:46 <Rek> nice
02:53 <Kormiggahn> 16/19
02:54 <Buck> brb
03:10 <Ballig> one of the skeletons is wearing a tarnished silver necklace
03:11 <Kormiggahn> toss the skeletons in the pit
03:14 <Ballig> anyone with appraise?
03:22 <Ballig> you have no reason to toss the skeletons in the pit
03:27 <Kormiggahn> !throw 1d20+1 appraise
03:28 <diebot> Kormiggahn, appraise: [1d20=6] 7
03:47 <Kormiggahn> what? do you expect me to leave blood all over the floor?
03:57 <Ballig> I expect you to treat them the same way you treated 6 previous skeletons
04:02 <Ballig> that are sitting happily on the ground in the entrance area
04:12 <Kormiggahn> they're not bloody are they
04:17 <Ballig> your character does not have the same knowledge as you do
04:35 <Ballig> you spend time mopping up the blood and putting the corpses in a corner to prevent it being dangerously slippery
04:39 <Kormiggahn> FYI, Mekkis doesn't really know the difference either
04:53 <Kormiggahn> alright then
05:02 <Kormiggahn> what are the statues like
05:06 <Kormiggahn> and what's to the west?
05:17 <Ballig> west and east are walls
05:26 <Ballig> I just cut them from the image because I made these back when I couldn't use offsets
05:35 <Ballig> the statues are the mourners mentioned in the room description
05:44 <Kormiggahn> hmmm
05:46 <Kormiggahn> detect magic
05:49 <Ballig> A continuous carving of mourners runs along the walls here, 
05:49 <Ballig> leading to a staircase on the south side of the room. 
05:50 <Kormiggahn> the room
06:13 <Ballig> you detect no magic
06:41 <Kormiggahn> I draw up a map of the crypt so far
06:44 <Rek> it is an ohs-compliant dungeon after all
06:57 <Rek> right kids *wink
07:16 <Buck> !throw 1d20+1 appraise
07:16 <diebot> Buck, appraise: [1d20=12] 13
07:45 <Rek> ok
07:50 <Buck> I take the necklace
07:54 Rek is now known as tristen
07:54 Buck is now known as Avatar
08:00 <tristen> thanks ballig, thanks guys
08:12 <Mekkis> !thow 1d8+1
08:15 <tristen> hey quick discussion on when we can resume this one?
08:15 <Mekkis> !throw 1d8+1
08:16 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d8+1: [1d8=8] 9
08:37 <Mekkis> !throw 1d8+1
08:38 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d8+1: [1d8=3] 4
08:53 <Mort> lol
08:59 * Mort laughs in spirit form
09:05 * Mort ribs everyone, didnt I tell you so about traps?
09:14 <Avatar> what did you want us to do
09:19 <Mort> nothing much..urm
09:25 <Mort> get a rogue, try bolsters next time :P
09:27 <Mort> Im being crap
09:31 <Mort> anwyay roomful of undead
09:34 <Mort> I just got a great idea
09:40 <Ballig> Mort: do you want to play We Be Goblins tomorrow?
09:40 <Mort> what happens if cleric unleashes postive energy channel
09:41 <Mort> in that room
09:43 <Mort> suuuuree :D
09:46 <Mort> I like to be a gobbie
09:59 <Mort> basically I like weird stuffs
10:04 <Mort> anwayy
10:08 <Mort> Im still wondering about sneak attack
10:14 <Mort> you can sneak attack from flank/back
10:21 <Mort> if you are hititn from concealment?
10:33 <Mort> maybe I should spend my day as a goblin rogue just to see how sneak attacks work
11:13 <Mekkis> /nick Thawne_
11:15 <Ballig> /nick Thawne`
11:15 <Avatar> get a rogue
11:16 <Avatar> good advice
11:34 <Mort> you see Im considering crossclassing my wizard with rogue
11:39 <Mort> just for more ranged sneak attack dmg
11:40 <Mort> evasion
11:44 <Mort> slightly better ac..
11:46 <Mekkis> Mort, I wouldn't recommend that
11:59 <Mort> yeah now Im trying to see why it wouldnt work out
12:00 <Ballig> Mort: ranged sneak attack is hard to get
12:03 <Ballig> you need some form of concealment
12:04 <Mort> evasion is one fking cool feat
12:08 <Mort> hide/snneak?
12:11 <Mort> mostly rogues dothat
12:13 <Avatar> if you really want evasion it's probably worth it
12:14 <Ballig> very unreliable
12:15 <Mort> but you do NOT get to sneak
12:17 <Avatar> but not for much else
12:27 <Ballig> /mode Thawne -R
12:28 <Mort> on someone whos attention is on someone else in party?
12:29 <Mekkis> but if you want to, I suggest you play in the level 9 module that's on the book
12:29 <Avatar> do rings of evasion still exist
12:38 <Mort> rings of evasion are overpowered
12:41 <Mort> imo
12:46 <Mort> evasion is one fking powerful thing
12:51 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+1 @Thawne
13:08 <Mort> usually the rogue style of sneak attack
13:17 <Mort> is to run to hte side/back of someone who is fighting the fighter
13:19 <Avatar> as a wizard you should rarely really use sneak attack
13:21 <Mort> and stab him in the guts right?
13:24 <Mort> I odnt have enough spells..
13:25 <Avatar> even rogues rarely use ranged sneak attack
13:29 <Mort> hrm
13:32 <Avatar> you don't have enough spells because you're level 1
13:34 <Mort> I like kinky stuff as I said
13:39 <Avatar> and you don't have many scrolls 
13:41 <Mort> even at higher levels, I still have to ration my spells
13:46 <Avatar> you'll have wands
13:51 <Mort> like a lack of water in a drought
13:52 <Mort> yeah each time I cast
13:55 <Mort> it comes out of my pocket
13:56 * Mort winces
14:05 <Mort> its like the 2 scrolls of magic missle I keep along with me
14:15 <Mort> looking for free, sustainable dmg
14:18 <Mort> but the pit stuff is good
14:23 <Mort> good for crwod control
14:30 <Mort> I looked into it last night
14:45 <Mort> but besides sneak attack, evasion..
14:49 <Mort> its the TRAPS
14:54 <Avatar> poor baby :P
14:58 <Mort> I tellyou someday, someones going to get intoo a huge trap mess..
15:03 <Mort> hehehe
15:03 <Avatar> sounds like you are playing the wrong class 
15:10 <Mort> I dont know what i am atm
15:15 <Mort> but usually your first character
15:16 <Mort> in anyworld
15:17 <Avatar> you could always play a proper rogue with 1 level of wizard
15:18 <Ballig> make a separate rogue character
15:19 <Mort> is messed up:D
15:20 <Mort> hehhee
15:22 <Mort> so...
15:23 <Avatar> that's still pretty powerful
15:30 <Mort> my brother did wizard/rogue in nw2
15:43 <Mort> it worked but again he had 40 levels to play with
15:44 <Mort> or osmehing
15:45 <Ballig> made good progress that session
15:52 <Mekkis> Ballig, could you tell me why the attack was ineffective?
15:53 <Mort> somewhat close
15:54 <Mort> nah
15:56 <Mort> hehe
15:56 <Mekkis> on the shadow?
15:58 <Mort> damage reduction
15:59 <Mort> Id sa
16:03 <Mort> incopreal..etc
16:06 <Mort> try holywater, tons of it
16:14 <Ballig> because it's a shadow
16:17 <Mekkis> and?
16:20 <Avatar> why would he be able to tell you now if he couldn't tell you earlier
16:23 <Ballig> and your weapon passed through it
16:23 <Mort> Id say spill holy water on it and..
16:27 <Mort> it would work fine :)
16:27 <Avatar> the shadow is still there and still effectively a threat
16:28 <Mekkis> and?
16:39 <Ballig> that's all your character knows
16:40 <Mekkis> incorporeal doesn't work that was in Pathfinder
16:41 <Mekkis> ot
16:46 <Mekkis> it's a change from 3.5
16:50 <Ballig> I'm aware
16:58 <Mort> no clue, but if you cant hit it, Id say you magic it :P
17:02 * Mort is a simple lemur
17:29 <Mort> if I were to do rogue I would be pure rogue all the way
17:35 <Mort> wizard doesnt add to rogue much imo
17:37 <Mort> for what..
17:43 <Avatar> colour spray
17:44 <Avatar> !
17:50 <Mort> but rogue to wizard on the other hand, you get your int to give you spells
17:52 <Avatar> sleep !
17:55 <Mort> colour spray good for low levels only
17:56 <Mort> low level stuff
18:00 <Mort> once you hit 3-4..
18:06 <Mort> I bet you cant spray your way out of stuff
18:09 <Mort> thats when pits come in
18:12 <Avatar> well stunned is still really damn good
18:15 <Mort> 1 round?
18:21 <Mort> pits are better
18:22 <Avatar> 1d4 rounds I think
18:23 <Mort> stuck in there :D
18:25 <Mort> bwhahaha
18:44 <Mort> neverdemind
18:50 <Mort> I have idenitity issues :D
18:57 <Mekkis> and spelling :)
19:01 <Mort> but as rogue your dce wont be high enough to give most creatures pause
19:08 <Mort> yeah I have another part of me
19:10 <Ballig> she's not a native english speaker
19:15 <Mort> that wants to play a lawful evil monk
19:20 <Mort> actually I can speak in perfect english
19:22 <Mort> if I want to
19:23 <Mort> IF. :D
19:30 <Mort> my english is actually better then my other language, chinese
19:32 <Mekkis> I suggest you Want to :)
19:36 <Mort> well Im lazy
19:42 <Mort> and I type too fast for me to keep track!
19:45 * Mort squeaks more
20:52 <Mort> 5 or more HD: The creature is stunned for 1 round.
21:48 <Mort> what was hitdice again a 4 sided dice?
21:57 <Mort> so anything above 20 hp gets stunned for one round only?
23:23 <Avatar> pathfinder through the morning and steak for lunch, that's a pretty good way to spend the day 
23:31 <Ballig> haha
23:39 <Ballig> Mort: HD != HP
23:54 <Ballig> basically, "5 or more HD" is the same as saying "5th level or higher"
24:05 <Ballig> but because monsters dont have levels, they use the term hit dice
24:40 <Mort> oh lol
28:14 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Avatar
28:19 * Avatar removes voice from Avatar Mekkis Thawne tristen
28:32 * Ballig removes channel operator status from Ballig
28:42 Mort has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
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31:18 <Mort> hmm
31:28 <Mort> will is good against those big guys with no brains :)
31:53 <Mort> could I see anyones high level wizard?
31:56 <Mort> just having a look
32:00 * Mort goes onto copy ninja mode
32:14 <Mekkis> Mort, I've got an 8th level rogue/wizard
32:26 <Mekkis> will be ninth when I get around to levelling him
32:35 <Mekkis> !findchar Mytiazair
32:36 <diebot> Mekkis, Character: Mytiazair, number: 148( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=148 )
32:49 <Mekkis> hmmm
32:51 <Mekkis> that's not it
33:11 <Avatar> I've only got 3.5 wizards
34:17 <Mort> hmm
34:23 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/mytiazair.pdf
34:32 <Mekkis> there's probably an error somewhere on it
35:25 <Avatar> Ballig: when are you planning on running WBG
35:44 <Ballig> I've told Thawne to check in at 10am tomorrow
35:51 <Ballig> I think it'll come down to when Thelen and Brunius are available
36:01 <Ballig> I can even run it tonight if people are interested
36:38 <Ballig> http://i.imgur.com/Dh15G.jpg
39:04 <Mekkis> is that what you wanted Mort?
39:21 <Mekkis> he has Free drinks at temples of Cayden Cailean.
40:26 <Mort> haha
40:33 <Mort> 10 am tomrorow
40:41 <Mort> okay thats my 7 am woot
40:45 <Mort> k anwyay wht about my tail.
40:51 <Mort> urm yeah Im tryign to see
40:56 <Mort> what people bring along for adventures
40:57 <Ballig> goblins don't have tails
41:02 <Mort> it seems I carry more then the average person
41:09 * Mort strokes her weasel
41:49 <Mort> glitterdust
41:50 <Mort> invis
41:51 <Mort> I understand
41:57 <Mort> but why acid.you have acid splash :D
42:01 <Mort> hrm
42:10 <Ballig> swarms
42:26 <Mort> endure elements is mighty good
42:39 <Mort> use a jug of oil and your torch on them?
42:40 <Mort> that works?
42:44 <Mort> and besides alchemist fire?
42:45 <Ballig> takes ages
42:47 <Mort> we also carry along?
42:55 <Mort> we carry alchemist fire along with us
43:04 <Mort> both me and mytiazair
43:10 <Mekkis> Mort, Hideous Laughter is GOOD
43:21 <Mort> I dont knwo waht that spell is
43:24 <Mort> actually
43:29 <Mort> I have alot to learn about casting
43:47 <Mekkis> %spell SELECT * FROM SPELLS WHERE NAME LIKE '%hideous laughter%'
43:48 <diebot> Mekkis, Tasha&apos;s Hideous LaughterEnchantmentCompulsionBrd 2, Sor/Wiz 2V, S, M1 actionClose (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)One creature (see text)1d3 roundsWill negatesYes This spell afflicts the subject with uncontrollable laughter. It collapses into gales of manic laughter, falling prone. The subject can 
43:49 <diebot> Mekkis, take no actions while laughing. After the spell ends, it can act 
43:49 <diebot> Mekkis,   Creatures with Intelligence scores of 2 or lower are not affected. A creature whose type (such as humanoid or dragon) is different from the caster&#146;s receives a +4 bonus on its saving throw, because humor doesn&#146;t &quot;translate&quot; 
43:49 <diebot> Mekkis,  Subject loses actions for 1d3 
43:51 <Avatar> tristen: is your sheet up to date?
44:12 <Avatar> I think we played citadel of fire since you last updated it
44:33 <Mort> generally my idea of crowd contorl has to od with
44:39 <Mort> my idea of wizards has to do with..
44:43 <Mort> urm icestorm, fireball..
44:48 <Mort> out of control fire mage ftw :P
44:50 <Mort> wail of the banshee
44:55 <Mort> phantasmal horror :P
45:07 <Mort> and acutally a bit of summoning..strangely enough
45:26 <Mekkis> Avatar, do you have my sheet for Shades of Ice II?
45:59 <Mort> yeah me too :P
46:07 * Mort is waiting for monehs so she can get shiny things..lol
46:08 <Mort> wtf
46:10 <Mort> I AM a magpie
46:14 <Mort> and a quirky one
46:42 <Ballig> a roaring mouse lemur magpie?
46:59 <Mort> I have magpie traits
47:01 <Avatar> Mekkis: I'll look in a bit
47:03 <Mort> if its shiny Ill keep it :)
47:04 <Mort> hahaha
47:11 * Mort is a packrat/doremort
47:16 <Mort> anyone watched doremon?
47:21 <Ballig> no
47:24 <Ballig> I think you made it up
47:24 <Mort> that japanese cat who had everything in his pouch?
48:13 <Mort> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doraemon
48:26 <Ballig> you wrote that article just then
48:29 <Avatar> Mort: did you and Tasiv split the cost of the wine
48:36 <Avatar> while you were in Harvest's End
48:59 <Mort> yes
49:01 <Mort> we'll split it
49:04 <Mort> fair
49:38 <Avatar> Mekkis: what's Grolschmir's PFS#
49:43 <Avatar> <?Grolschmir
49:58 <Avatar> not on your sheet
52:39 <Mort> itll be nice to be goblin 
52:39 <Mort> :D
52:52 <Mort> dont have to worry about my wizzie spell line and inventory
52:57 <Mort> since I wont be carrying anything wiht me :P
53:03 * Mort gobbies
53:33 <Avatar> Mort: didn't you get any prestige from city of strangers?
54:02 <Avatar> or that other death scenario
54:14 <Avatar> you've still got it marked on your sheet as 0
57:05 Mort has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
58:02 <Avatar> I can't do thelen's sheet until he does his day job roll
58:19 <Avatar> so that's everyone's
58:25 <Avatar> uh, except mine
58:36 <Avatar> probably the most important 
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00:20 <Avatar> [14:53] <Avatar> Mort: didn't you get any prestige from city of strangers?
00:20 <Avatar> [14:54] <Avatar> or that other death scenario
00:20 <Avatar> [14:54] <Avatar> you've still got it marked on your sheet as 0
01:48 <Mort> I usd prestige from city of strangers
01:52 <Mort> on my clw wands
01:59 <Mort> the other deat scenario I got 2 fp
02:01 <Avatar> how many wands
02:04 <Mort> 1 wand
02:11 <Avatar> so you still have 2 prestige 
02:12 <Mort> I only got mself one wand from the prestige from city of strangers
02:13 <Mort> yeah
02:16 <Avatar> and 4 prestige after frostfur
02:22 <Avatar> and 6 fame
02:22 <Mort> how many for raise dead
02:31 <Avatar> 16 prestige for raise dead
02:35 <Avatar> save up ;)
02:48 <Mort> I will
02:49 <Mort> I intend to
02:50 <Avatar> people can't chip in with prestige for a raise dead
02:55 <Mort> what can I use fame for?
02:59 <Mort> I needed that CLW wand though
03:06 <Mort> I spent almost all my gp buying new shiny toys though
03:08 <Avatar> your fame score determines how much money you can spend on a single item
03:14 <Mort> like?
03:24 <Avatar> check page 20 in the PFS guide
03:30 <Avatar> page 21
04:47 <Mort> oh I dced again
04:49 <Mort> maybe
04:52 <Mort> I dont have the bookie
05:30 <Avatar> http://paizo.com/pathfinderSociety/v5748btpy84k4
06:16 <Mort> not buying cos Im a cheapskate haha'
06:24 <Avatar> it's free
06:29 <Avatar> add it to your card and download it
06:32 <Avatar> cart*
07:19 <Mort> oooh
07:29 <Avatar> you cheapskate
07:48 <Avatar> how have you been playing without the PFS guide
08:03 <Avatar> you wouldn't have even known the factions
09:07 <Mort> ask everyone
09:09 <Mort> but anwyay.
10:04 <Mort> urm guys
10:07 <Mort> their asking me to pay
10:13 <Mort> payment methods and all
10:15 <Avatar> how much
11:14 <Mort> 9.99?
11:49 <Avatar> are you sure you don't have anything else in your cart
12:02 <Mort> sure
12:08 <Avatar> okay click on that link I gave you again
12:12 <Ballig> what are you adding
12:15 <Avatar> the PFS guide
12:26 <Avatar> in the top right corner, what does it say against Our Price;
12:35 <Ballig> for me it's Free
12:37 <Ballig> free ! free !
12:40 <Avatar> not for you
14:42 <Mort> YES
14:43 <Mort> and we got it :D
14:44 <Mort> bwhahaha
14:53 * Mort gets ready to be a book mort
15:03 <Avatar> fucking back cramp
15:33 <Mort> sit and read
16:00 <Avatar> sitting and reading isn't going to kill off a cramp
16:23 <Mort> waahoo
16:30 <Mort> uber swishy tail inc
18:33 <Mort> I sitll say cheliax are evil
19:48 <Avatar> that's a personal opinion
20:14 <Mort> who else deals with blood and pain except evil peeps :D
20:21 <Mort> no pvp? :P
20:26 <Mort> lol Im a tame lemur anyway
20:40 <Avatar> some good people do
21:20 <Mort> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doraemon
21:23 <Mort> op sorry
21:34 <Mort> If you spoil the plot for the table, the GM has the right
21:35 <Mort> to ask you to leave the table and is under no obligation
21:35 <Mort> to award you a Chronicle sheet. Be very careful about
21:35 <Mort> character knowledge versus player knowledge. If you’re
21:35 <Mort> concerned about possibly spoiling something during
21:35 <Mort> the course of play, take the GM aside and ask how she
21:35 <Mort> would like it handled. Remember: the goal of replay is
21:35 <Mort> to make sure fun gaming happens, not to remove the
21:35 <Mort> fun from gaming.
21:43 <Mort> about this part..chracter knowloedge vs player knowledge
21:46 <Mort> I dont knwo the plots
21:51 <Mort> but generally I know the ways how to pwn movs
21:53 <Mort> pwn monsters
22:01 <Mort> so how much can I exactly spread it
22:13 <Mort> I mean tell me a monster and generally I can come up with a fair creative way to deal with it
22:21 <Mort> as I said, been around
23:44 <Mort> at this moment I dont really seperate myself from my character much ,not enough experience to do so
23:57 <Mort> oso my in game character has all my little quirks
29:39 <Mort> k lunch
30:02 <Mekkis> Avatar, 10339-3
30:05 <Mekkis> Avatar, 10339-2
30:24 <Avatar> put it on your sheet man
30:40 <Mekkis> !define global Grolschmir: Gnomish Eagle Knight, PFS# 10339-2
30:42 <diebot> Mekkis, Gnomish Eagle Knight, PFS# 10339-2 defined as ??Grolschmir
30:44 <Ballig> Brunius, Mort, Thawne - Thelen wants to play We Be Goblins sometime this afternoon or tonight
30:46 <Ballig> let me know what you think
30:51 <Avatar> andoran, right
31:05 <Mekkis> !define global Deceased: Elvish insurance agent, PFS# 10339-3
31:06 <diebot> Mekkis, Elvish insurance agent, PFS# 10339-3 defined as ??Deceased
31:11 <Mekkis> correct, Avatar 
31:22 <Avatar> http://dnd.ballig.net/chronicles/generated/217/10339-2.pdf
31:29 <Ballig> Javascript's NaN is confusing
31:37 <Ballig> I'm used to checking if things /are/ a number, not checking if they're /not/ a number
31:54 <Mekkis> isn't NaN only if they're a double?
31:59 <Mekkis> or a float
32:10 <Ballig> in javascript? it just checks if they're a legit number
32:12 <Ballig> as opposed to a string
32:44 <Mekkis> !define global Nightmare: Gnomish smooth-talking eldritch abomination, PFS# 10339-4
32:45 <diebot> Mekkis, Gnomish smooth-talking eldritch abomination, PFS# 10339-4 defined as ??Nightmare
33:44 <Mekkis> !define global Mytiazair: Half-elf nobleman, PFS #10339-1
33:45 <diebot> Mekkis, Half-elf nobleman, PFS #10339-1 defined as ??Mytiazair
34:53 <Mekkis> thanks Avatar 
35:05 <Mekkis> I don't like putting my faction on my sheet
35:11 <Mekkis> I think it should be secret
35:26 <Avatar> the other characters shouldn't metagame what your faction is anyway
35:33 <Avatar> they don't know until you tell them
38:18 <MekkisScreen> I don't tell other players
38:43 <Avatar> I'll pm you your chronicle sheet next time
38:59 <Avatar> other players shouldn't metagame and I'm inclined to punish them for it if they do
39:17 <Avatar> so your faction is pretty safe
39:34 <MekkisScreen> king OOC a new player's faction isn't metagaming?
39:46 <MekkisScreen> how would you 'punish' them?
40:05 <Avatar> if a character uses knowledge of your faction that they learned ooc, in-game
40:15 <Avatar> I wouldn't let them do something to cause you any grief
40:36 <MekkisScreen> I don't feel that ingame punishment should have anything to do with out-of-game actions
40:44 <Avatar> as far as the characters are concerned, your faction is still 100% secret
40:53 <Avatar> it does where metagame is concerned
41:08 <MekkisScreen> regardless of how much I disagree with their out-of-game actions
41:08 <Avatar> that's the players bringing out of game actions into the game
41:26 <MekkisScreen> that's when you request that they leave your table
41:30 <Avatar> their characters just don't know
41:38 <Avatar> they don't need to leave, they need to learn not to metagame
41:50 <Avatar> if they can't handle not metagaming, then yes, they need to leave
42:13 <MekkisScreen> (also, Grolschmir is the one character I has who's public about his faction)
42:22 <Avatar> factions are pretty notoriously kept secret anyway
42:33 <Avatar> even when players know each other's factions
42:55 <MekkisScreen> he wouldn't be Lance-corporal Grolschmir of the Eagle Knights...
43:07 <MekkisScreen> if he wasn't committed to Andoran
47:41 <Mort> so urmm
47:41 <Mort> what is concidered char knowledge and player knowledge
47:41 <Mort> exactly where is the line
48:08 <Ballig> there's no line
48:11 <Ballig> they're completely different things
48:25 <Ballig> that's like asking where's the line between swinging an axe and casting fireball
49:14 <Mort> the player(me) knows how to kill monsters
49:20 <Mort> character is questionable hehe
49:39 <Mort> the player(me) is also suspicious of her own grandmother
49:45 <Ballig> there are some things you can interpret as being reasonably common knowledge
49:54 <Ballig> or something that your character would reasonably understand based on his/her class or experiences
51:14 <Mekkis> there are some lines that are unclear
51:20 <Mort> my knowledge is vast..
51:23 <Avatar> Mort: you probably know everything there is to know about a lich
51:24 <Mort> yeah
51:25 <Mort> alot
51:28 <Avatar> but your character has probably never seen one before
51:30 <Mort> Ive had lots of bad..experiences
51:31 <Avatar> and relies on your knowledge checks
51:33 <Mort> with liches. tons :D
51:35 <Avatar> or what other players tell them
51:42 <Avatar> outside of that, your character knows nothing
51:55 <Avatar> so even if you know it, your character doesn't, and you have to play it that way
51:56 <Mort> dman, that means I need ot work half shielded
51:59 <Mort> ah k
52:04 <Mort> I know alot about dragons, beholders
52:12 <Mort> illthids
52:15 <Mort> and all kinds of weird stuff :D
52:18 <Avatar> some of that info is considered 'common knowledge' 
52:24 <Mekkis> Avatar, here's a question: A character knows that a lich is undead.
52:34 <Avatar> like it's common knowledge that dragons fly and have a breath attack, unless you don't want your character to automatically know
52:38 <Mekkis> Does he know that a lich is healed by negative energy?
52:49 <Mort> as a player I do
52:55 <Mort> my character can know now I think
52:59 <Mort> I did put something into religion
52:59 <Avatar> Mekkis: if you have a question like that, it's GM interpretation
53:01 <Mort> actually
53:10 <Mekkis> what would your interpretation be?
53:17 <Avatar> it you're asking me, I'd probably ask for a knowledge religion
53:21 <Mort> so the first thing I need ot do is unlock my characters knowledge rolls, and I can use my player knowledge fine
53:24 <Avatar> maybe DC 10
53:27 <Mort> Mort knows now..
53:50 <Mort> Mort also speculates channeling postive energy in a roomful of skeeltons
54:02 <Mekkis> Mort, or Mort-?
54:29 <Mort> wil be highly amusing :D
54:30 <Avatar> probably not quite common enough to be considered 'everyone knows'
54:30 <Avatar> but enough that you wouldn't even need to be trained in religion
54:42 <Mekkis> Brunius and Spaceshot will be pleased to know that I stuffed up a model today
54:44 <Mort> Mort- :P
54:54 <Mort> well shes adorable..
55:29 <Avatar> I'm going to choke on this steak if I'm not careful
55:49 <Brunius> gg
55:59 <Brunius> What did ypu do?
56:10 <Brunius> ypu, even
56:19 <Brunius> YOU DAMMIT
56:38 <Mekkis> I wanted to see if a pencil torch was an appropriate substitute for glue when assembling a metal model
56:45 <Brunius> Uh oh
56:45 <Ballig> Brunius: did you want to play We Be Goblins this afternoon or tonight?
56:58 <Brunius> Nope
57:01 <Ballig> okay
57:13 <Avatar> when can you play
57:33 <Brunius> Never ever again
57:36 <Mort> when is tonight and hwen is afternoon
57:39 <Brunius> My parents hate you guys
57:39 <Avatar> when really
57:45 <Avatar> serious?
57:51 <Mort> ya thats the problem I need to avoid parental faction checks on weekends
57:56 <Mort> weekdays its easier cos tehy arent around
58:04 <Mort> that was the whole thing about yesterdays issue
58:19 <Brunius> Nope
58:23 <Avatar> good 1
58:28 <Avatar> your parents probably love us
58:33 <Brunius> Why's that?
58:34 <Mekkis> FYI: it isn't
58:42 <Avatar> because we get you to play sweet sweet PFS
58:47 <Brunius> Melted something Mekkis?
59:00 <Mekkis> because we're keeping you from drinking and getting into fights and smoking and abusing illicit substances
59:05 <Ballig> Mort: this afternoon is nowish, tonight is starting within the next 4 hours
59:17 <Brunius> When assembling metals I just use $2 superglue
59:19 <Mekkis> Brunius, yep
59:26 <Mekkis> about 20% of a wing
59:29 <Brunius> gg
59:38 <Brunius> Any chance of passing it off as "battle damage"?
59:46 <Brunius> That's what 40k players do when they screw something up
59:52 <Mekkis> nope
00:10 <Brunius> Holy steampunk batman! http://games.on.net/article/14663/What_Might_Have_Been_Steampunk_Batman_Concept_Art_Revealed
02:01 <Mekkis> time to send optus another email requesting IPv6
03:23 <Brunius> Switch to internode.
04:05 <Mekkis> cable
05:35 <Thelen> lol optus ipv6
05:38 <Thelen> that'll happen... NEVER
05:46 <Mekkis> give it a decade :)
06:21 <Thelen> yea or so
07:56 <Mekkis> I send them an email every three months anyway
10:56 <Avatar> Brunius: dumbest screenshots ever
11:05 <Avatar> concept art revealed... of menus?
11:41 <Mekkis> what's the appeal behind steampunk?
12:09 <Thelen> complicated
12:13 <Avatar> one word
12:15 <Avatar> cyborgs
12:19 <Avatar> Thelen: make your goddamn day job roll
12:29 <Mekkis> what do they have to do with steampunk?
12:37 * Mort hangs around
12:48 <Avatar> steampunk is pretty much science fiction fantasy isn't it
13:10 <Thawne> gothic tech
13:40 <Mort> Cheliax plans to spread Asmodeus’s law across the
13:40 <Mort> face of Golarion. They bring order to chaos, quell the
13:40 <Mort> troublesome concepts of freedom and self-determination,
13:41 <Mort> and leave broken souls eager to accept the bondage of
13:41 <Mort> slavery in their wake. The world must come to terms with
13:41 <Mort> the order of things.
13:48 <Mort> cheliax are evil face it :P
13:50 <Mort> lol
14:00 <Avatar> what is 'gothic tech'
14:11 <Mort> Soul-Drinker: There is a dark hunger in you that
14:11 <Mort> rejoices when you or an ally slays a foe. Once per day when
14:11 <Mort> an enemy creature is killed, you may, as an immediate
14:12 <Mort> action, gain a number of temporary hit points equal to
14:12 <Mort> the slain foe’s Hit Dice. These temporary hit points last
14:12 <Mort> for 1 minute. This is a supernatural ability.
14:12 <Avatar> black cyborgs?
14:18 <Mort> which good thingie has that kind of ablities
14:22 <Avatar> Mort: I've got soul drinker ;)
14:41 * Mort glares at avatar
14:45 * Mort uses protection from evil
14:53 <Thawne> think Victorian sensibilities in science fiction escapades
14:54 <Avatar> don't worry, I'm a nice ninja
14:55 * Mort casts Banish on avatar, begone spawn of darkness!
14:57 <Avatar> THAT DRINKS SOULS.
15:03 <Mort> see?
16:01 <Thawne> Science and Sensibilities
16:04 <Thelen> wut wut wut
16:09 <Avatar> day job roll
16:14 <Thelen> oh
16:20 <Thelen> !throw 1d20+13
16:20 <diebot> Thelen, 1d20+13: [1d20=20] 33
16:21 <Avatar> and ballig needs to know if you're good to play WBG tonight
16:24 <Thelen> yea
16:39 <Ballig> we're playing right now!
16:39 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Ballig
16:45 * Avatar removes channel operator status from Avatar
16:54 Ballig gives voice to Mort Thelen Thawne
16:59 Thelen is now known as Gobby
17:05 <Ballig> you get a name given to you
17:06 <Avatar> how did you get +13
17:06 <Ballig> one sec
17:10 <Avatar> your sheet says +5 on craft
17:15 <Gobby> typo
17:26 <Avatar> hell of a typo man
17:31 <Gobby> last time i got 13
17:39 <Gobby> forgot it isn't the modifier
17:51 <Mort> k
17:54 <Mort> so who is what
17:56 <Mort> Im ready
18:04 <Avatar> 50gp for you anyway
18:04 <Ballig> !rng Mort Thelen Thawne
18:04 <diebot> Ballig, Mort
18:08 <Ballig> character for Mort:
18:12 <Mort> ooh
18:13 <Ballig> !rng Chuffy Mogmurch Poog Reta
18:13 <diebot> Ballig, Poog
18:16 <Ballig> Mort is Poog
18:24 <Ballig> !rng Thelen Thawne
18:24 <diebot> Ballig, Thelen
18:25 <Mort> oh whats Poog
18:26 <Mort> class?
18:27 <Mort> stats?
18:28 <Ballig> Character for Thelen:
18:30 <Mort> need to get used to my new body
18:34 <Avatar> I can sub a goblin for at least a while if you like
18:35 <Ballig> !rng Chuffy Mogmurch Reta
18:35 <diebot> Ballig, Reta
18:38 <Ballig> Thelen is Reta
18:40 * Mort tries ot find her tail
18:44 <Mort> NO TAIL.
18:47 <Mort> k gobbie isnt too smart
18:48 <Ballig> !rng Chuffy Mogmurch
18:48 <diebot> Ballig, Mogmurch
18:50 <Ballig> Thawne is Mogmurch
18:53 <Gobby> yous a weird goblin
18:56 <Ballig> how do you want your characters sent to you
19:04 <Gobby> smoke signals
19:06 <Gobby> or skype
19:11 Thawne is now known as Mogmurch
19:13 <Avatar> morse code
19:18 Gobby is now known as Reta
19:36 Mort is now known as Poog
19:40 <Poog> what is Poog like
19:44 <Avatar> do you want me to sub as Chuffy
19:49 <Avatar> if brunius or tashes aren't in
19:59 <Ballig> How should I send you t he sheet, Mort
22:27 <Ballig> Avatar: you can play Chuffy if you want
22:32 Avatar is now known as Chuffy
22:54 <Reta> mesa heresa
23:07 Ballig gives voice to Chuffy
24:03 <Poog> Im in
24:06 <Poog> I got the sheet
24:09 <Poog> oh man Im cleric
24:18 <Poog> turning on skype
24:19 <Poog> Im at home
24:22 <Poog> with earphones
24:42 <Reta> nomnomnom
26:11 <Poog> wooohoo
26:16 <Poog> I love my earphones
26:46 <Reta> you marry them?
26:51 <Ballig> I'll read the text out to you to start
26:53 <Poog> this is really awesome now I dont have to worry
26:54 <Poog> k
26:59 <Poog> about stuffs
27:34 <Chuffy> oops, skype me in
28:48 <Poog> wow I have good ac..in m ycurrent form
28:56 <Poog> but channeling negative energy..I dont know
29:14 <Chuffy> we're all level 1
29:49 <Chuffy> "Me a goblin"
30:07 <Reta> "wheres fire!?
30:13 <Poog> I poke Chuffy with my pointy dogsilcer
30:22 <Poog> "Where food?"
30:28 <Reta> "me nibbles Poog's ear"
30:28 * Chuffy pokes Poog with my pointy dogslicer
31:05 <Poog> I smack Chuffy over the head with the blunt end of javelin
31:12 <Chuffy> we begin a farting contest
31:18 <Reta> *brrrprppppph*
31:19 <Ballig> roll charisma checks
31:23 <Chuffy> *brrrrrpphhhhhh*
31:32 <Poog> !throw 1d20+1
31:33 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+1: [1d20=17] 18
31:39 <Poog> k just did
31:39 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20-3
31:40 <diebot> Chuffy, 1d20-3: [1d20=11] 8
31:45 <Reta> !throw 1d20-3 char
31:46 <diebot> Reta, char: [1d20=4] 1
31:50 <Poog> so am I...
32:02 <Mogmurch> !theo 1d20
32:09 <Poog> I bump Chuffy on his hips
32:10 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20
32:11 <Poog> yes
32:11 <diebot> Mogmurch, 1d20: [1d20=5] 5
32:15 <Ballig> Reta wins the farting contest
32:20 <Poog> oh dear..
32:24 <Ballig> with the foulest, most disgusting fart you've ever smelt
32:32 <Poog> I faint dead away
32:36 <Poog> oops
33:16 * Chuffy 's jaw hangs wide
33:36 <Reta> "ooooh lichtoads"
34:07 <Poog> "Yes boss, find the sparkly thingies"
34:14 <Chuffy> "Fire"
34:17 <Reta> "fireworks, we luuurvs fireworks!"
34:38 <Poog> "Sparkles!
34:57 * Chuffy scratches his butt while waiting to follow the others
35:06 <Poog> I smack Chuffy on his butt 
35:25 <Poog> ca?
36:06 <Ballig> no CA yet
36:08 <Poog> k
36:27 <Poog> I poke Reta on his ribs
36:32 <Chuffy> one of the boils on my face spontaneously combusts
36:47 * Reta farts again
36:57 <Mogmurch> party down. imbibe foamy rotten cider
37:03 * Chuffy eats one of the fermenting apples
37:04 <Ballig> omnom!
37:04 <Poog> I knock reta on the head with the blunt end of the javelin
37:10 <Mogmurch> "burp, good stuff"
37:11 <Ballig> Mogmurch, Chuffy: make fortitude saves
37:18 * Reta attemps to snatch javelin
37:21 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20+2 fort
37:21 <diebot> Chuffy, fort: [1d20=2] 4
37:25 <Poog> do I get to roll str?
37:32 <Poog> I dont want him to snatch my javelin
37:38 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+5
37:39 <diebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+5: [1d20=5] 10
37:39 <Reta> nah that'd be CMB
37:42 <Poog> okay
37:43 <Ballig> Chuffy feels sickened
37:44 <Poog> so do I roll Cmd?
37:49 <Ballig> Mogmurch is a little drunk
37:54 <Chuffy> <?sickened
37:54 <diebot> The character takes a 2 penalty on all attack rolls, weapon damage rolls, saving throws, skill checks, and ability checks.
37:57 <Mogmurch> nly a little ?
38:04 <Poog> !throw 1d20+2
38:04 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+2: [1d20=10] 12
38:06 <Poog> :P
38:11 <Ballig> some goblins dare you to dance with squealy nord
38:12 <Poog> dotn want my javelin snatched
38:16 <Poog> Okay Lets BRING IT ON
38:36 <Chuffy> just snatch it back
38:40 <Poog> lets go
38:47 <Ballig> who wants to do the dare?
38:54 <Poog> Me!
38:56 <Mogmurch> i am going to ride that pig ... backwards
39:03 <Mogmurch> ride pig
39:11 <Mogmurch> ride pig
39:12 <Poog> Can we all do it?
39:32 <Ballig> Mogmurch will ride first
39:34 <Poog> k
39:37 <Chuffy> one at a time
39:47 <Mogmurch> jump on
39:57 <Ballig> Mogmurch: make three ride checks
40:38 <Mogmurch> !throw !d20+8 ride
40:45 <Poog> clearly drunk he is :)
40:49 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+8 ride
40:50 <diebot> Mogmurch, ride: [1d20=17] 25
40:58 <Mogmurch>  !throw 1d20+8 ride
41:07 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+8 ride
41:07 <diebot> Mogmurch, ride: [1d20=17] 25
41:11 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+8 ride
41:11 <diebot> Mogmurch, ride: [1d20=12] 20
41:30 <Ballig> Mogmurch yells "yeeeeehaw" and rides Squealy Nord for 18 seconds
41:35 <Ballig> the other goblins cheer him on and pat him on the back
41:48 <Mogmurch> "i am the GREATEST "
41:55 <Poog> "I can do better!"
41:59 <Poog> ride pig
42:00 <Mogmurch> "most heroic git"
42:03 <Chuffy> "I am the DURNKEST!"
42:08 <Ballig> Poog steps up to ride squealy nord
42:10 <Ballig> make three ride checks
42:12 <Poog> !throw 1d20+4
42:12 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+4: [1d20=18] 22
42:17 <Poog> !throw 1d20+4
42:17 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+4: [1d20=15] 19
42:23 <Poog> !throw 1d20+4
42:23 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+4: [1d20=10] 14
42:25 <Poog> not bad..
42:31 <Ballig> after 12 seconds, Squealy Nord throws Poog off his back
42:33 <Ballig> Poog: reflex save
42:36 <Poog> aww
42:38 <Mogmurch> "not backwards ... "
42:47 <Poog> !throw 1d20+2
42:47 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+2: [1d20=10] 12
42:57 <Ballig> Poog hits the ground, but does so gracefully without taking damage
43:02 <Poog> ahahah
43:04 <Poog> pwned.
43:15 <Ballig> anyone else want to Ride Squealy Nord?
43:36 <Ballig> okay
43:41 <Ballig> you are soon dared to prove your heroics in other ways
43:53 <Ballig> one of the goblins dares you to Eat a Bag of Bull Slugs Real Quick
44:10 <Ballig> does anyone accept this dare?
44:23 <Poog> Meeee!!
44:28 <Ballig> Poog accepts the challenge!
44:30 <Ballig> go Poof!
45:08 <Poog> pooof?
45:38 <Chuffy> while the party goes on, I search for traps
45:47 <Poog> swallow it down
45:49 <Poog> wooot!
46:04 <Ballig> make 5 fortitude saves
46:29 <Poog> !throw 1d20+3
46:29 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+3: [1d20=5] 8
46:34 <Poog> !throw 1d20+3
46:34 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+3: [1d20=14] 17
46:38 <Poog> !throw 1d20+3
46:38 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+3: [1d20=2] 5
46:40 <Poog> !throw 1d20+3
46:41 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+3: [1d20=16] 19
46:44 <Poog> !throw 1d20+3
46:44 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+3: [1d20=5] 8
46:55 <Poog> okay
46:57 <Poog> here we go :P
46:57 <Ballig> you choke on three of them, roll three more fortitude saves
47:01 <Poog> !throw 1d20+3
47:01 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+3: [1d20=9] 12
47:04 <Poog> !throw 1d20+3
47:05 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+3: [1d20=15] 18
47:08 <Poog> !throw 1d20+3
47:08 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+3: [1d20=11] 14
47:18 <Ballig> Poog swallows all the slugs in under 45 seconds
47:22 <Poog> not bad
47:28 <Ballig> Poog feels a little ill
47:33 <Poog> "I am UBER!"
47:33 <Ballig> from the slime sacks
47:36 <Ballig> Poog: roll a fortitude save
47:41 <Poog> !throw 1d20+3
47:41 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+3: [1d20=5] 8
47:43 <Poog> oop
47:46 <Ballig> Poog is sickened
47:49 <Poog> k
47:55 <Chuffy> do I find any traps
48:04 <Ballig> the other goblins don't care that he's looking a little green (he is a goblin, after all)
48:09 <Ballig> they cheer him and pat him on the back! go Poog!
48:16 <Mogmurch> " i am a hero so much! i can eat 2 bags at once "
48:17 <Ballig> Chuffy: you don't find any traps
48:22 <Chuffy> "I THINK I FOUND A TRAP !!!"
48:36 <Ballig> Mogmurch is going to outdo Poog
48:39 <Chuffy> I set whatever I'm looking at on fire
48:39 <Ballig> he's going to eat two bags of slugs!
48:44 <Chuffy> "I'M DISABLING IT"
48:45 <Ballig> do you want to spit out the slime sacks, or swallow them?
48:48 <Mogmurch> line up gits and watch
48:50 <Poog> I laugh
49:07 <Reta> i fart again and poog throws up
49:22 <Mogmurch> "whats more, i can do it standing on my head "
49:46 <Mogmurch> " while riding the pig "
50:20 <Poog> swallowed
50:21 <Poog> wimmp
50:46 <Ballig> 10#1d20+<fort>
51:04 <Mogmurch> !throw 10#1d20+5
51:04 <diebot> Mogmurch, 10#1d20+5: [1d20=16] 21, [1d20=3] 8, [1d20=7] 12, [1d20=6] 11, [1d20=3] 8, [1d20=4] 9, [1d20=10] 15, [1d20=2] 7, [1d20=6] 11, [1d20=10] 15
51:18 <Ballig> roll 4 more
51:25 <Ballig> so 4#
51:34 <Mogmurch> !throw 4#1d20+5
51:35 <diebot> Mogmurch, 4#1d20+5: [1d20=4] 9, [1d20=3] 8, [1d20=6] 11, [1d20=3] 8
51:39 <Ballig> roll 3 more
51:46 <Mogmurch> !throw 3#1d20+5
51:47 <diebot> Mogmurch, 3#1d20+5: [1d20=3] 8, [1d20=2] 7, [1d20=3] 8
51:50 <Ballig> roll 3 more
52:00 <Poog> hahahaha
52:27 <Mogmurch> !throw 3#1d20+5
52:28 <diebot> Mogmurch, 3#1d20+5: [1d20=14] 19, [1d20=8] 13, [1d20=19] 24
52:28 <Poog> yo uhave a cleric next to you
52:30 <Poog> whats the problem dude
52:33 <Poog> wimp..
52:37 <Chuffy> "wiiiimp"
52:40 <Ballig> you take 2 minutes to eat both bags
52:52 <Ballig> and you're feeling ill
52:53 <Ballig> roll fortitude
53:04 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+5
53:05 <diebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+5: [1d20=16] 21
53:09 <Ballig> you're sickened
53:20 <Poog> hahaha
53:25 <Ballig> 3/4 of the party is now sickened :p
53:31 <Ballig> <?sickened
53:32 <diebot> The character takes a 2 penalty on all attack rolls, weapon damage rolls, saving throws, skill checks, and ability checks.
53:53 <Ballig> the goblins dare you to Hide or Get Clubbed!
54:12 <Poog> BRING IT ON :D
54:14 <Reta> "me play, me!
54:26 <Reta> "you never find me"
54:30 * Reta runs off
54:39 <Poog> "You never find me too!"
54:43 <Ballig> Reta is playing Hide or Get Clubbed!
54:43 <Poog> I runoff
54:46 <Ballig> and Poog!
54:47 <Ballig> anyone else?
54:48 <Chuffy> "you never find me more!"
55:07 <Ballig> Chuffy is hiding!
55:11 <Ballig> anyone who is hiding make a hidden stealth check
55:33 <Poog> how to make it hiden
55:33 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20+16 stealth @Ballig
55:42 <Chuffy> put @ballig at the end
55:58 <Poog> !throw 1d20+6 stealth @Ballig
56:05 <Poog> damn for getting sick haha
56:08 <Reta> !throw 1d20+11 @Ballig
56:42 <Ballig> !throw 1d10 Chuffy
56:43 <diebot> Ballig, Chuffy: [1d10=3] 3
56:44 <Ballig> !throw 1d10 Poog
56:45 <diebot> Ballig, Poog: [1d10=9] 9
56:47 <Ballig> !throw 1d10 Reta
56:47 <diebot> Ballig, Reta: [1d10=3] 3
56:55 <Ballig> !throw 3#1d20-1
56:55 <diebot> Ballig, 3#1d20-1: [1d20=6] 5, [1d20=20] 19, [1d20=8] 7
56:58 <Ballig> !throw 9#1d20-1
56:59 <diebot> Ballig, 9#1d20-1: [1d20=7] 6, [1d20=17] 16, [1d20=10] 9, [1d20=8] 7, [1d20=17] 16, [1d20=19] 18, [1d20=8] 7, [1d20=19] 18, [1d20=5] 4
57:01 <Ballig> !throw 3#1d20-1
57:02 <diebot> Ballig, 3#1d20-1: [1d20=20] 19, [1d20=8] 7, [1d20=7] 6
57:04 <Poog> wow 
57:38 <Ballig> no one is found!
57:39 <Ballig> yay!
57:41 <Poog> hahah
57:48 <Chuffy> "Too easy! Ha ha!"
57:52 <Chuffy> I vomit
58:00 <Ballig> after half an hour you come back to the village triumphant
58:04 <Ballig> and the other goblins pat you on the back!
58:08 <Chuffy> oh I vomit after returning
58:16 <Poog> "You no see sneaky Poog, Zarongel hide sneaky Poog!"
58:25 <Poog> I puke too
58:30 <Ballig> the other goblins dare you to play with The Rusty Earbiter!
58:48 <Ballig> !throw 1d3
58:48 <diebot> Ballig, 1d3: [1d3=2] 2
59:03 <Poog> Bring it on!
59:09 <Poog> "Bring it on!"
59:21 <Chuffy> "Bring on bring on"
59:23 <Reta> "comon doown"
59:27 <Ballig> a half dozen goblins roll the 20-foot coil out from behind the Moot House
59:31 <Ballig> and cheer on anyone willing to climb through it
59:44 <Poog> Im going through!
59:45 * Chuffy scampers back, unsure, as they roll it out
59:49 <Reta> "me big head i no fit"
00:07 <Poog> "You all sissy goblin! Me Brave Licktoad!"
00:15 <Chuffy> "me pimpley, me no fit"
00:34 <Ballig> Poog is going through the Rusty Earbiter!
00:46 <Ballig> Poog enters the Earbiter
00:49 <Poog> "Wimp!" at Chuffy
00:51 <Ballig> Poog: roll an escape artist
00:53 <Poog> wow
00:58 <Chuffy> "Me be considerate"
01:05 <Chuffy> "You go first, I search for traps out here"
01:20 <Chuffy> I noticably don't search
01:20 <Poog> what is escape artist based on
01:24 <Ballig> dexterity
01:27 <Ballig> if it isn't outright listed
01:43 <Chuffy> should be in skills if you have it
01:47 <Poog> !throw 1d20+0
01:48 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+0: [1d20=5] 5
01:49 <Poog> not in skills
01:53 <Poog> and Im sick so..
01:54 <Poog> hahaha
01:56 <Ballig> !throw 1d4-2
01:56 <diebot> Ballig, 1d4-2: [1d4=3] 1
01:58 <Ballig> you take 1 damage
02:01 <Ballig> and fail to move any further inside
02:04 <Ballig> roll another escape artist
02:32 <Poog> !throw 1d20+0
02:36 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+0: [1d20=14] 14
02:40 <Poog> yeah but sickened?
02:41 <Poog> hahaha
02:51 <Ballig> !throw 1d4-2
02:51 <diebot> Ballig, 1d4-2: [1d4=3] 1
02:53 <Ballig> you take 1 damage
02:57 <Ballig> roll escape artist
02:59 <Poog> ow..
03:04 <Poog> !throw 1d20+0
03:04 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+0: [1d20=6] 6
03:07 <Poog> haah
03:08 <Ballig> !throw 1d4-2
03:09 <diebot> Ballig, 1d4-2: [1d4=2] 0
03:10 <Ballig> you take no damage
03:15 <Poog> !throw 1d20+0
03:15 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+0: [1d20=12] 12
03:16 <Ballig> but fail to get any further, and the other goblins get bored
03:19 <Ballig> they throw some rocks at you and wnader off
03:20 <Poog> awww
03:22 <Mogmurch> fling some mud
03:47 <Poog> "Mean gobbies!"
04:02 <Chuffy> "Me check for traps out here, me check for traps in der"
04:11 <Ballig> Chuffy pulls Poog out of the Earbiter
04:12 <Chuffy> "Chuffy's face might make you sick"
04:15 <Ballig> and tries to go through
04:15 <Poog> "you stoopid goblin help me get out!"
04:20 <Ballig> the other goblins come back and start cheering for him!
04:22 <Poog> I puke all over chuffy
04:22 <Chuffy> "But Chuffy's knife is awful quick
04:25 <Ballig> Chuffy: escape artist
04:30 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20+6
04:30 <diebot> Chuffy, 1d20+6: [1d20=16] 22
04:35 <Poog> waaa....
04:39 <Ballig> chuffy wiggles through to the middle of the Earbiter
04:41 <Chuffy> "And if you are his stabby pick"
04:42 <Ballig> Chuffy: escape artist
04:44 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20+6
04:45 <diebot> Chuffy, 1d20+6: [1d20=18] 24
04:53 <Ballig> Chuffy wiggles through tot he next part of the Earbiter
04:53 <Chuffy> "Then knife goes in you, stick stick stick"
04:55 <Ballig> roll reflex
04:55 <Ballig> er
04:57 <Ballig> escape artist
05:00 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20+6
05:00 <diebot> Chuffy, 1d20+6: [1d20=14] 20
05:06 <Ballig> Chuffy easily gets out to the other side
05:09 <Poog> "No fair Chuffy cheat!"
05:09 <Ballig> the other goblins cheer and clap him on the back
05:11 * Chuffy vomits on the other side
05:12 <Ballig> and throw a few more rocks at Poog
05:28 <Poog> "Chuffy using devil's magic, he no good goblin!"
05:36 <Chuffy> "yea"
05:36 <Reta> me flings some poo at Chuffy
05:37 <Ballig> "Chuffy GREAT goblin! Yay Chuffy!"
05:40 <Ballig> the goblins clearly love him
05:49 <Poog> "I stick tongue out at chuffy"
05:49 <Mogmurch> "lets burn something"
05:52 <Chuffy> "yea Chuffy real good-like"
05:58 <Mogmurch> "burn"
06:06 <Chuffy> "burn"
06:06 <Chuffy> "fire"
06:37 <Ballig> he gives mogmurch a dragon brew gourd
07:20 <Ballig> he loans Poog his mighty Gorge of Gluttons, a +1 dogslicer that functions as a bane weapon against horses
07:32 <Ballig> and tells you t hat if you don't return it he will feed you to squealy nord
07:41 <Poog> "Thank the Chief, I like shiny things!"
07:57 <Ballig> he gives Chuffy the Chief's Personal Very Useful Robe That Is Useful
08:07 * Chuffy 's jaw drops
08:08 <Ballig> it has four patches left - a ladder, a three-legged turtle, a horseshoe and a bullhorn
08:17 <Poog> "How do we use these toys?"
08:36 <Ballig> and he loans Reta his mystical Ring That Lets You Climb Real Good
08:43 <Chuffy> "We find uses for toys"
08:44 <Reta> "ohhh now i can climb the skys"
09:01 <Poog> "me hits Chuffy on bum with hilt of dogslicer"
09:06 <Poog> "I see now!"
09:10 <Chuffy> :|
09:34 <Poog> okay..so 3 of us are still sick..
09:37 <Poog> and Im at 8/10 hp
09:57 <Ballig> two Desnan candles, four paper candles, and a skyrocket
10:12 <Reta> "give me paper candles!"
10:21 <Poog> "gimme candles?"
10:31 * Reta snatches paper candles
10:38 <Poog> "Candles belong to Zarongel"
10:47 * Reta accidentally sets a candle alight and quickly blows it out"
10:55 <Poog> "Fire!" 
11:00 <Chuffy> "Fire!"
11:03 <Poog> "I tumble over Reta!"
11:07 <Brunius> Fete!
11:25 <Poog> "Zarongel God of fire, All fire belong to me!"
12:33 <Poog> I feel goblin.
12:34 <Poog> very goblin
12:34 <Chuffy> "Har har me a goblin"
12:45 <Poog> (ooc - I think Poog's happier then Mort is acutally, probably due to his low int score)
12:51 <Poog> (ooc hehe...)
13:04 <Poog> (ooc - Morts waaay more serious)
13:10 <Chuffy> you don't need to say ooc
13:16 <Chuffy> just don't use quotes
13:17 <Ballig> 121.45.210.186
14:02 <Ballig> you guys are traveling through the marsh
14:05 <Ballig> being happy go lucky goblins
14:15 <Poog> "Make a LOT OF NOISE!"
14:36 <Poog> "Here We licktoad Goblins! Going to reclaim Fire!"
14:44 <Reta> sees a frog and points it out
14:51 <Reta> "catch taste nice!
15:05 <Ballig> as you walk under some trees, a giant spider attacks you
15:09 <Ballig> roll initiative
15:20 <Poog> !throw 1d20
15:21 <diebot> Poog, 1d20: [1d20=5] 5
15:27 <Reta> !throw 1d20+3 int
15:28 <diebot> Reta, int: [1d20=13] 16
15:56 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+4
15:56 <diebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+4: [1d20=8] 12
16:07 <Poog> The character takes a 2 penalty on all attack rolls, weapon damage rolls, saving throws, skill checks, and ability checks.
16:08 <Poog> ac?
16:22 <Poog> ablity so its 2 for dex.. already
16:38 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20+4 init
16:39 <diebot> Chuffy, init: [1d20=16] 20
16:59 <Poog> but if your ac is affected by dex
17:01 <Poog> does it affect?
17:17 <Poog> oh so base is still okay
17:28 <Ballig> the spider shoots a web at
17:33 <Poog> atatack rolls too
17:38 <Ballig> !rng Poog Chuffy Mogmurch Reta
17:39 <diebot> Ballig, Chuffy
17:42 <Ballig> at Chuffy
17:47 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+5
17:47 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+5: [1d20=10] 15
17:58 <Chuffy> my AC is 17
18:04 <Chuffy> sickened doesn't affect that?
18:13 <Chuffy> ah
18:14 <Ballig> flat footed AC is 13
18:15 <Ballig> so it hits
18:16 <Chuffy> yeah 13
18:18 <Poog> oww
18:27 <Ballig> and it's climbing down its web
18:28 <Chuffy> yeah
18:31 <Ballig> it's about 15 feet above you
18:41 <Chuffy> pustular
18:45 <Ballig> it's Chuffy's turn
18:55 <Chuffy> 15ft above
19:04 <Chuffy> what does the web do
19:05 <Chuffy> can I move
19:10 <Poog> can he free himself?
19:22 <Ballig> you are entangled
19:27 <Ballig> <?entangled
19:28 <diebot> The character is ensnared. Being entangled impedes movement, but does not entirely prevent it unless the bonds are anchored to an immobile object or tethered by an opposing force. An entangled creature moves at half speed, cannot run or charge, and takes a 2 penalty on all attack rolls and a 4 penalty to Dexterity. An
19:28 <diebot> entangled character who attempts to cast a spell must make a concentration check (DC 15 + spell level) or lose the spell.
19:35 <Ballig> you can strength or escape artist out of it
19:42 <Chuffy> escape artist
19:43 <Poog> escape artist..he the boss..
19:47 <Ballig> it's a standard action
19:49 <Ballig> roll escape artist
20:03 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20+8-2 escape
20:04 <diebot> Chuffy, escape: [1d20=10] 16
20:10 <Ballig> Chuffy escapes from the webs!
20:13 <Ballig> da-da-da-da!
20:14 <Poog> woooot
20:19 <Chuffy> and I move
20:23 <Poog> "Hail chuffy sneaky pants!"
20:24 <Chuffy> to M9
20:32 <Poog> Any aao?
20:33 <Chuffy> taking out my dog slicer
20:34 <Poog> Aoo?
20:38 <Ballig> it's in the air
20:39 <Chuffy> it's 15ft high
20:40 <Ballig> 15 feet up
20:43 <Poog> k not an issue
20:44 <Ballig> coming down on a web
21:02 <Ballig> it's Reta's turn
21:16 <Reta> "me shooty with bow!"
21:26 <Ballig> drawing your bow is a movement action
21:27 <Reta> !throw 1d20+5
21:27 <diebot> Reta, 1d20+5: [1d20=19] 24
21:39 <Ballig> you hit the spider
21:59 <Reta> !throw 1d4
21:59 <diebot> Reta, 1d4: [1d4=2] 2
22:04 <Ballig> dealing 2 damage
22:14 <Ballig> the spider climbs down on its web
22:17 <Ballig> and attacks
22:18 <Reta> "ruuuun!"
22:20 <Ballig> !rng Chuffy Mogmurch
22:20 <diebot> Ballig, Mogmurch
22:22 <Ballig> Mogmurch
22:25 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+2 bite
22:25 <diebot> Ballig, bite: [1d20=4] 6
22:27 <Ballig> but misses him
22:30 <Ballig> it's Mogmurch's turn
24:27 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20-2 club
24:27 <diebot> Mogmurch, club: [1d20=1] -1
24:29 <Ballig> you miss it
24:33 <Ballig> movement action remaining
24:41 <Ballig> stepping in which direction?
24:55 <Mogmurch> n to o6
25:05 <Chuffy> haha
25:09 <Ballig> it's Poog's turn
25:33 <Chuffy> :|
25:45 <Poog> firebolt
25:48 <Poog> how does it work?
25:53 <Poog> 5 uses per day, ranged touch?
26:09 <Poog> k lets throw bolts then
26:36 <Poog> +0
26:38 <Poog> becuase of being sick
26:39 <Poog> hahaa
26:42 <Poog> !throw 1d20
26:42 <diebot> Poog, 1d20: [1d20=15] 15
26:51 <Ballig> you shoot a bolt of fire at the spider! sssssst!
26:52 <Ballig> roll damage
26:54 <Poog> !throw 1d6
26:55 <diebot> Poog, 1d6: [1d6=5] 5
27:03 <Ballig> it looks very singed
27:06 <Ballig> you have movement remaining
27:22 <Poog> stay wehre I am
27:34 <Ballig> it's Chuffy's turn
28:00 <Chuffy> I withdraw to G9
28:09 <Chuffy> end turn
28:17 <Ballig> it's Reta's turn
28:23 <Poog> "Chuffy coward scared big spider!"
28:34 <Poog> "poog no scared Poog roast spider alive!"
29:15 <Poog> "Poog Big Goblin no scared Spider!"
29:32 <Reta> "time to stick spidey again!"
29:34 <Reta> !throw 1d20+5
29:35 <diebot> Reta, 1d20+5: [1d20=5] 10
29:40 <Ballig> your arrow misses
29:42 <Ballig> you have a movement remaining
29:46 <Mogmurch> " me neither " i say, as i step back
30:22 <Ballig> the spider takes a step forward
30:24 <Poog> wow I sure got a bunch of cowardly mates
30:29 <Ballig> !rng Mogmurch Poog
30:29 <diebot> Ballig, Mogmurch
30:38 <Ballig> and bites at Mogmurch
30:41 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+2 bite
30:41 <diebot> Ballig, bite: [1d20=4] 6
30:44 <Ballig> but misses
30:45 <Ballig> it's Mogmurch's turn
30:46 <Mogmurch> "hey, where yous garn. come back and killz it gud like "
31:16 <Poog> "Other goblins scared. Only us brave, and fight. Others run"
31:38 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20-2 club
31:39 <diebot> Mogmurch, club: [1d20=8] 6
31:42 <Ballig> you try to smack it on the nose
31:43 <Ballig> but you miss
32:07 <Poog> "Run Mog Run!!! I brave goblin! I stick spider!"
32:10 <Mogmurch> move o5
32:15 <Ballig> it's Poog's turn
32:40 <Poog> move to O9 use javelin
32:46 <Poog> I get bonus becuase my allies are not wiht me
33:01 <Ballig> bonus because your allies aren't with you? :p
33:16 <Ballig> oh, the trait
33:17 <Poog> You have a worrying propensity for
33:17 <Poog> overconfidence in combat. When facing an
33:18 <Poog> enemy that’s larger than you, if you have no allies
33:18 <Poog> in any adjacent squares, your posturing, bravado, and
33:18 <Poog> cussing grant a +1 trait bonus on attack rolls with nonreach
33:18 <Poog> melee weapons.
33:18 <Poog> this one
33:20 <Ballig> it has to be a non-reach melee weapon
33:28 <Ballig> e.g. your dogslicer
33:43 <Poog> javelin?
33:45 <Poog> thats ranged?
33:49 <Ballig> javelin is ranged
33:59 <Poog> Ranged javelin +3 (1d4)
34:05 <Ballig> yeah
34:07 <Poog> !throw 1d20+2
34:07 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+2: [1d20=9] 11
34:08 <Ballig> that's not a non-reach melee weapon
34:11 <Ballig> so it's +1
34:15 <Poog> oh okay
34:21 <Ballig> and your javelin misses
34:23 <Poog> so just put it thatway?
34:36 <Ballig> it's Chuffy's turn
35:26 <Poog> dogslicer is melee?
36:25 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20+16-2 stealth @ballig
36:37 <Ballig> you have a standard action remaining
37:03 <Chuffy> 10ft east
37:15 <Ballig> it's Reta's turn
37:30 <Reta> "me shooty with bow!"
37:30 <Poog> poor spider
37:31 <Chuffy> "Chuffy stabby de back not de front"
37:40 <Chuffy> I whisper stealthily
37:43 <Reta> !throw 1d20+5
37:44 <diebot> Reta, 1d20+5: [1d20=17] 22
37:46 <Ballig> you hit it
37:47 <Poog> pwned
37:50 <Reta> !throw 1d4
37:50 <diebot> Reta, 1d4: [1d4=1] 1
37:57 <Ballig> grazing the abdomen
38:03 <Ballig> movement action remaining
38:04 <Poog> but its dmged already..?
38:22 <Ballig> the spider turns around and bites Reta
38:24 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+2 bite
38:24 <diebot> Ballig, bite: [1d20=6] 8
38:26 <Ballig> but misses
38:29 <Ballig> it's Mogmurch's turn
39:25 <Poog> acually I like my goblin..more durable then my main haha
42:38 <Mogmurch> 06
42:43 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20-2 club
42:44 <diebot> Mogmurch, club: [1d20=7] 5
42:47 <Ballig> you miss!
42:51 <Ballig> it's Poog's turn
42:59 <Poog> javelin it again
43:04 <Ballig> do you have another
43:07 <Poog> probably not
43:08 <Poog> damn
43:10 <Poog> dopwn to melee
43:13 <Ballig> you have 2
43:15 <Ballig> so you have another
43:31 <Poog> okay javelin it again, but do I get shoot into melee penalties?
43:38 <Poog> if so just wade into melee range, hit with dogslicer+1
43:43 <Ballig> yeah you take -4 for shooting into melee
43:48 <Ballig> or you can walk in and use your dogslicer
43:51 <Poog> k wade in and use dogslicer at him
43:55 <Poog> its a +1 weapon right?
43:56 <Ballig> roll to hit
43:58 <Poog> since I got it from te chief?
43:59 <Ballig> it is
44:13 <Poog> !throw 1d20-1
44:14 <diebot> Poog, 1d20-1: [1d20=12] 11
44:19 <Poog> for getting sick sigh.. 
44:20 <Poog> ?
44:44 <Ballig> you got 13
44:45 <Ballig> but you miss
44:47 <Poog> ohk
44:49 <Poog> expected
44:53 <Ballig> it's Chuffy's turn
45:47 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20+5+2-2
45:52 <diebot> Chuffy, 1d20+5+2-2: [1d20=16] 21
46:15 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20+2 fort
46:15 <diebot> Chuffy, fort: [1d20=14] 16
46:21 <Ballig> Chuffy feels better
46:29 <Ballig> and he hits with his dogslicer
46:39 <Chuffy> !throw 1d4-1+1d6
46:39 <diebot> Chuffy, 1d4-1+1d6: [1d4=1; 1d6=3] 3
46:47 <Poog> what goblin trait was yours
47:00 <Ballig> there is a lot of spider blood on your sword
47:02 <Ballig> it's Reta's turn
47:07 <Poog> vampiric regeneration of sorts?
47:13 <Poog> the feel better bit?
47:18 <Reta> stabby stabby!
47:21 <Poog> oh so he isnt sick now?
47:27 <Poog> cool. I wish...
47:38 <Poog> I thought it was enchanted daggers..
47:40 <Reta> !throw 1d20+3 dogslicer
47:41 <diebot> Reta, dogslicer: [1d20=15] 18
47:45 <Poog> nah whats life if you dont live it :)
47:45 <Ballig> Reta hits!
47:51 <Reta> !throw 1d4+1
47:51 <diebot> Reta, 1d4+1: [1d4=3] 4
48:03 <Poog> besides this isnt exactly my character so Im a tad more reckless then usual :P
48:05 <Reta> "me chop off legg!"
48:12 <Poog> and besides thats gobbie nature too :P
48:14 * Chuffy dances
48:16 <Ballig> the spider is dead!
48:19 * Poog dances
48:24 <Mogmurch> "all me"
48:25 <Chuffy> "Party time! Light fire!"
48:26 * Poog kicks spider
48:30 <Ballig> Lotslegs Eat Goblin Babies Many will bother you no more!
48:36 <Chuffy> "Burn"
48:39 <Poog> "No no. Fire must not be wasted!"
48:44 <Poog> "fire on Big bads!"
48:50 <Poog> "Big bad here is dead!"
48:55 <Chuffy> "Fire never waste, fire always useful"
49:05 <Poog> "I fire now, later you need fire I no fire left!"
49:35 <Poog> can I pick up my javelin?
49:41 <Chuffy> yeah
50:03 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20+5 perception
50:04 <diebot> Chuffy, perception: [1d20=17] 22
50:18 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+3 see
50:18 <diebot> Mogmurch, see: [1d20=1] 4
50:29 <Poog> !throw 1d20+0 
50:29 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+0: [1d20=13] 13
50:43 <Ballig> Chuffy finds 24 gold coins, a Small masterwork light crossbow with 11 bolts, a single pearl, 2 potions of cure moderate wounds, a potion of bull's strength, a potion of bear's endurance, and a wax-paper-sealed package containing six pieces of licorice-flavoured taffy (
50:53 <Ballig> -(
50:58 * Poog snatch Taffy
51:13 <Poog> crossbow to mogmuch. I can melee if I must
51:21 * Chuffy picks up the crossbow
51:31 <Chuffy> "Mogmurch, Chuffy have gift for youuuuuuu"
51:49 * Poog is sickenend
52:19 * Poog eat Taffy I like sweet stuff
52:24 <Mogmurch> silly bow for gilly gobbo
52:26 <Ballig> Poog looks better than he did before
52:38 <Reta> "give give potion of bear"!
52:45 * Chuffy gets offended
52:51 <Mogmurch> "get that bow and stickit you gobbo gitface"
52:52 <Poog> oh
52:57 <Chuffy> I peg the crossbow in Mogmurch's direction
53:00 <Poog> "Me dances around with Taffy"
53:08 <Poog> "Anyone want Taffy? Taffy good!"
53:16 <Mogmurch> "my bombz iz betteren a bow"
53:16 <Poog> "Taffy good for sick goblins. me eat taffy me no sick!"
53:27 <Chuffy> "Me give gift, you accept gift !!!"
53:32 * Chuffy throws the rest of the bolts at Mogmurch
53:47 <Poog> "You bombs hit us as well, bow no hit us!"
53:48 <Mogmurch> "ow, eeyaw gedoff of it
54:02 <Mogmurch> mog grabz pots
54:08 * Chuffy takes CMW
54:11 <Chuffy> (1)
54:18 <Poog> "Anyone want Taffy?"
54:31 <Poog> "Good for sick goblin!"
54:56 <Mogmurch> "gimme the no more sik pillz"
55:05 <Poog> whos taking taffy?
55:09 <Ballig> Mogmurch eats some taffy
55:11 <Chuffy> I take the pearl
55:12 <Poog> k
55:22 <Mogmurch> "ewww sweet"
55:26 <Poog> I take crossbow
55:57 <Chuffy> I spiled all the bolts everywhere too
56:00 <Chuffy> so you'd have to pick those up
56:09 <Poog> "you want crossbow I give you crossbow Otherwise all MINE!"
56:09 <Poog> "I take up the bolts too"
56:26 <Poog> "Me pulls mogmuch to one side, Bow good, bow no hit us!"
56:49 <Poog> "Me smacks mogmuch with hilt of dog slicer, you cant hit anything with club, you should use bow!"
57:10 <Mogmurch> "eeeyuaw, gid off, no hit the Mog"
57:22 <Poog> "You take and use bow, me no hit"
57:31 <Poog> "You want use my javelin?"
57:37 <Poog> can mugmurch use javelins?
57:46 <Poog> can mogmuch use javelin?
57:50 <Mogmurch> "mog haz bombz"
58:09 <Poog> "Bombs hit us too, javelins and bows can aim!"
58:57 <Mogmurch> take the xbow reluctantly
59:15 <Poog> "me give mogmurch bolts as well"
01:11 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20 alchemalogical
01:12 <diebot> Mogmurch, alchemalogical: [1d20=9] 9
01:18 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20+1 sense motive
01:18 <diebot> Chuffy, sense motive: [1d20=18] 19
01:25 <Chuffy> "You lie to Chuffy"
01:54 <Mogmurch> "no liez. itz da troof"
07:30 <Poog> who has highest ac here?
07:39 <Poog> else ill tank..?
08:03 <Poog> reta ac?
08:07 <Poog> chuffy ac?
08:19 <Poog> haha
08:22 <Poog> sneaky gobbo
08:29 <Mogmurch> "i iz sneeky gobbo too"
08:39 * Chuffy doesn't like being tricked by other goblins !
08:43 <Poog> "You no sneaky goobo, Chuffy sneaky!"
08:48 <Mogmurch> stealth to I13
09:35 <Chuffy> we both stealth to I13
09:37 <Reta> "me go up stair!"
09:52 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20+16 stealth @ballig
09:57 <Reta> !throw 1d20+11 @Ballig stealth
09:58 <Ballig> are you stayingoutside Poog?
10:14 <Poog>  !throw 1d20+8 stealth @ballig
10:19 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+12 @Ballig
10:21 <Poog> !throw 1d20+8 stealth @ballig
10:27 <Poog> ahh whole bunch of sneakybins
10:46 <Reta> !throw 1d20+11 @Ballig
11:27 <Ballig> you see a horse coming toward you!
11:31 <Ballig> roll initiatives, because you hate horses
11:33 <Poog> draw horsebane
12:03 <Poog> !throw 1d20+8
12:03 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+8: [1d20=10] 18
12:09 <Poog> thats with dex + init bonus..
12:09 <Mogmurch> @throw 1d20+4 init
12:12 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20+4 init
12:12 <diebot> Chuffy, init: [1d20=15] 19
12:16 <Reta> !throw 1d20+3 int
12:17 <diebot> Reta, int: [1d20=17] 20
12:31 <Mogmurch> @throw 1d20+4 init
12:39 <Ballig> !
12:49 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+4 init
12:50 <diebot> Mogmurch, init: [1d20=11] 15
12:58 <Ballig> Reta sees it first
12:59 <Ballig> go Reta!
13:57 <Reta> runs up lader
14:08 <Poog> clear the ent
14:12 <Poog> so we can all go in
14:23 <Reta> yea
14:23 <Ballig> it's Chuffy's turn
14:51 <Reta> !throw 1d20+3 climb
14:52 <diebot> Reta, climb: [1d20=20] 23
15:02 <Ballig> it's Chuffy's turn
16:17 <Poog> say we all run up?
16:54 <Poog> I say we all run up
16:58 <Chuffy> I throw the horseshoe over the horses head, hoping to attract its attention at a shiny new shoe
17:10 <Poog> where it cant hit us
17:10 <Poog> oh god..
17:11 <Poog> epic goblin silliness
17:26 <Ballig> you have a movement action remaining
17:44 <Chuffy> end turn
17:45 <Ballig> it's Poog's turn
18:04 <Poog> can move to M14?
18:25 <Poog> then throw javelin at it?
19:08 <Poog> run up first
19:12 <Poog> so climb check right?
19:14 <Ballig> make a climb check
19:23 <Poog> based on str?
19:27 <Ballig> yep
19:28 <Poog> !throw 1d20
19:29 <diebot> Poog, 1d20: [1d20=6] 6
19:31 <Poog> hehee
19:35 <Ballig> you fail to climb the gangplank
19:40 <Ballig> the horse moves forward
19:43 <Poog> aha
19:56 <Poog> "Get away from me!"
20:01 <Ballig> !rng Poog Mogmurch
20:01 <diebot> Ballig, Mogmurch
20:06 <Ballig> and kicks a hoof at Mogmurch
20:07 <Poog> oh fish
20:09 <Chuffy> we dive out of the way !!
20:13 <Ballig> !throw 1d20-2
20:14 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20-2: [1d20=1] -1
20:15 <Ballig> but misses
20:18 <Poog> phew.
20:25 <Ballig> it's Mogmurch's turn
20:42 <Poog> can mogmurch try to get over me on the plank?
21:22 <Poog> ID say you take the Aoo?
21:29 <Poog> his attack sux
21:55 <Poog> Oh noes..
22:24 <Mogmurch> bmob it
22:28 <Ballig> the horse tries to kick you
22:30 <Ballig> !throw 1d20-2
22:30 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20-2: [1d20=16] 14
22:30 <Poog> take AOO first
22:32 <Poog> ow
22:37 <Ballig> but misses
22:41 <Ballig> roll to hit
22:55 <Poog> okay BOMBS away..
22:58 * Poog winces
23:08 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+6
23:09 <diebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+6: [1d20=15] 21
23:23 <Ballig> roll damage
23:24 <Ballig> !!
23:27 <Poog> awesome..now if we get out of the way..
23:58 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d+2 fire
24:10 <Chuffy> "Fire"
24:11 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d6+2 fre
24:12 <diebot> Mogmurch, fre: [1d6=3] 5
24:17 <Poog> "Fire in the hole"
24:19 <Ballig> you deal 5 fire damage to the horse, and 3 damage to Chuffy and Poog
24:22 <Ballig> HPs?
24:24 <Poog> ouch. awesome..
24:26 <Poog> 5/10..
24:47 <Chuffy> 8/11
25:02 <Mogmurch> "oopz. soz"
25:13 <Chuffy> sense motive
25:17 <Poog> what..?
25:22 <Mogmurch> "but lookit the burny burny horse thingy
25:25 <Ballig> Poog: are you sure it's 5 and not 7?
25:25 <Poog> in a bloody freakin fight..
25:27 <Ballig> you lost 3 just then
25:31 <Poog> I had 8
25:33 <Poog> to begin with
25:38 <Poog> after getting the escape problem
25:45 <Poog> ohokay
25:47 <Ballig> it's 7/10
25:47 <Poog> then its 7/10
25:54 <Poog> I didnt atke any spider
25:55 <Ballig> it's Reta's turn
25:58 <Ballig> but before that!
26:06 <Ballig> wasps burst out of a nest on the gangplank
26:17 <Poog> burnign hands time
26:27 <Ballig> Poog: you can try to catch the falling hive, DC 15 reflex save
26:37 <Poog> Ill try
26:50 <Poog> !throw 1d20+2
26:50 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+2: [1d20=14] 16
27:02 <Ballig> Poog catches the wasps' nest before hit hits the gangplank, and sets it down on the ground gingerly
27:04 <Ballig> the wasps don't come out
27:21 <Ballig> it's Reta's turn
27:40 <Poog> oh gosh..
28:15 <Ballig> are you Sure
28:37 <Poog> deal with the..toot first..
28:39 <Poog> :P
30:14 <Poog> "Deal with horsie? Me scawed"
30:37 <Reta> !throw 1d20+5 shooty
30:37 <diebot> Reta, shooty: [1d20=2] 7
30:41 <Ballig> you miss it
30:43 <Ballig> movement remaining
31:02 <Reta> stay put
31:18 <Ballig> it's Chuffy's turn
32:39 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20+5
32:40 <diebot> Chuffy, 1d20+5: [1d20=19] 24
32:40 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20+5
32:48 <Ballig> critical hit
32:58 <Poog> is it a sneak attack too?
33:07 <Chuffy> !throw 1d4-1
33:08 <diebot> Chuffy, 1d4-1: [1d4=4] 3
33:08 <diebot> Chuffy, 1d4-1: [1d4=3] 2
33:11 <Chuffy> !throw 1d6
33:11 <diebot> Chuffy, 1d6: [1d6=3] 3
33:17 <Ballig> dealing 8 damage !!
33:23 <Poog> what does horsie feel?
33:25 <Ballig> the horse neighs!
33:34 <Ballig> movement remaining
33:44 <Chuffy> end turn
33:47 <Ballig> it's Poog's turn
33:59 <Ballig> with her horsebane dogslicer
34:12 <Poog> !throw 1d20+3
34:13 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+3: [1d20=2] 5
34:17 <Poog> miss..? :P
34:19 * Chuffy gets jealouz
34:21 <Ballig> she misses :p
34:24 <Ballig> movement remaining
34:27 <Poog> stay where I am
34:37 <Ballig> the horse STOMPS at Chuffy!
34:39 <Poog> oww
34:50 <Ballig> !throw 2#1d20-2 hooves
34:50 <diebot> Ballig, hooves: [1d20=12] 10, [1d20=5] 3
34:53 <Ballig> but misses him
34:55 <Ballig> it's Mogmurch's turn
36:05 <Chuffy> "Firework"
36:24 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+5 xbow
36:24 <diebot> Mogmurch, xbow: [1d20=15] 20
36:27 <Ballig> you hit
36:54 <Ballig> 1d6 damage
37:00 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d6
37:01 <diebot> Mogmurch, 1d6: [1d6=3] 3
37:08 <Ballig> the horse dies with a crossbow bolt through its eye
37:37 <Mogmurch> "o yea. you see that"
37:55 <Mogmurch> " i is the bomzor"
38:07 <Mogmurch> victory dance
38:08 * Chuffy dances
38:12 <Mogmurch> roll in mud
38:20 <Poog> woooow
38:24 * Poog dances
38:45 <Mogmurch> " we are the horse slayerz"
38:51 <Mogmurch> iz
39:19 <Poog> what secret?
39:26 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+6
39:27 <diebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+6: [1d20=13] 19
40:10 <Poog> nah my gobbie is a happy gobbie
43:23 <Poog> can I reboot my comp?
43:25 <Poog> be back on cell
43:29 <Poog> comp is getitng very laggy
43:52 <Ballig> how long will you be
44:04 <Poog> cell witch instant
44:44 <Poog> but just a while
44:44 <Ballig> back in 5 minutes, we'll start without you if you aren't here
44:44 <Poog> k
44:44 <Mogmurch> afk 5
45:17 Mort- ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
45:22 <Mort-> Back in
45:24 <Mort-> Lol
45:39 <Mort-> Cell is instant
45:46 <Mort-> Heh
46:02 <Mort-> Or wait for my comp reboot
46:59 <Ballig> we'll start back in a few minutes
47:05 <Ballig> give you some time for your laptop to reboot and Tristen to get some tea
47:07 <Ballig>  ha ha !
47:08 <Mort-> Lol
47:23 <Mort-> My lap top is rebooting
47:23 Poog has quit (EOF from client)
47:26 <Mort-> Spirit is here
47:36 <Ballig> oOooOoooo
47:39 <Mort-> But i like poog
47:40 <Reta> hahaha
47:52 <Mort-> He is quite a nasty goblin
48:05 <Mort-> Way more carefree then mort is though
49:53 Mort- has quit (Quit: Bye)
50:13 Mort ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
50:26 <Ballig> we're starting back now
50:28 Ballig gives voice to Mort
50:29 <Ballig> round 2
50:31 <Ballig> ding ding ding
50:32 <Mort> back
50:34 Mort is now known as Poog
50:38 <Chuffy> and we're back for more !
50:41 <Ballig> 121.45.210.186
50:43 <Ballig> for CA
51:07 * Chuffy giggles
51:57 <Mogmurch> scurrying to corner f25
52:26 <Poog> ballig
52:31 <Poog> can u send me poogs characer sheet again?
52:33 <Poog> dunno where i put it
53:48 <Poog> k odne thanks
54:30 <Mogmurch> sniff door
54:44 <Poog> skype on
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55:31 <Ballig> as you get around the corner of the cabin, you see a dog chained to a mast
55:46 <Poog> "I want to...kill him for Zagonel!"
55:53 <Poog> "Zagonel will be appeased
56:18 <Ballig> it's on a chain about 20 feet long
56:30 <Ballig> roll initiative
56:43 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+4
56:43 <diebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+4: [1d20=19] 23
56:51 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20+4 init
56:52 <diebot> Chuffy, init: [1d20=18] 22
56:54 <Poog> !throw 1d20+6
56:54 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+6: [1d20=7] 13
57:02 <Ballig> that's what you  believe the dog can reach
57:49 <Reta> !throw 1d20+3
57:49 <diebot> Reta, 1d20+3: [1d20=9] 12
57:51 <Mogmurch> "git back. itz a dawg
58:02 <Mogmurch> "a biggun"
58:08 <Ballig> Mogmurch sees it first
58:13 <Chuffy> "set it on fire!"
58:19 <Poog> "For Zagonel!"
58:19 <Mogmurch> "frikn HUGE dog
58:24 <Poog> "He will be pleased!"
59:34 <Mogmurch> turn and push past
00:30 <Ballig> it's Chuffy's turn
01:26 <Chuffy> delay
01:29 <Ballig> it's Poog's turn
01:53 <Poog> I cant see
02:09 <Poog> yeah but its all black
02:12 <Poog> so Icnat see wheredog is
02:18 <Mogmurch> " idid weeweez"
02:34 <Poog> "where is dog?"
02:42 <Poog> ah heck
02:58 <Poog> throw javelin at dog
03:03 <Poog> !throw 1d20+3
03:04 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+3: [1d20=11] 14
03:57 <Poog> still all black
03:59 <Poog> acutally
04:00 <Poog> for my screen
04:18 <Poog> resync
04:20 <Poog> I dont see the dog
04:29 <Poog> ah now I do thanks
04:54 <Poog> yes I see everyhign now
04:56 <Ballig> okay
04:59 <Ballig> all good
06:00 <Ballig> Poog? you can't throw at it from where you are
06:04 <Ballig> are you moving first
06:51 <Poog> oh okay
07:04 <Poog> ned to move in the green area?
07:09 <Poog> wehre the dawg can bite me? :(
07:28 <Poog> if I cant see it I cant hit it right?
08:00 <Ballig> there is a cabin wall in the way
08:13 <Poog> ah
08:16 <Poog> so no point going ot K23?
08:30 <Ballig> that's a wall
08:32 <Poog> wtas negative energy channel range?
08:37 <Poog> can I channel wihtout seeingwhat Im hitting?
08:45 <Ballig> you need line of effect to it
08:49 <Poog> okay
08:50 <Poog> let me see
08:51 <Ballig> you don't have to see it, but I have to be able to draw a straight line between it and you
09:10 <Poog> O26 and throw javelin
09:24 <Poog> !throw 1d20+3
09:24 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+3: [1d20=14] 17
09:35 <Poog> yep Ill eat it
09:38 <Ballig> you hit the dog in the face with your javelin
09:39 <Ballig> roll damage
09:42 <Poog> lol
09:59 <Poog> !throw 1d4
09:59 <diebot> Poog, 1d4: [1d4=1] 1
10:00 <Poog> wow.
10:07 <Ballig> it yelps
10:14 <Ballig> it's Reta's turn
10:14 <Poog> A n d Poog al so st ab you wit h k nif e if
10:14 <Poog> you m a k e f un of how he isn’ t good at
10:14 <Poog> r iding anim al s.
10:16 <Poog> hahah
10:20 <Poog> but I iddnt do oto badly on the pig
10:23 <Chuffy> close enough
11:32 <Ballig> roll to hit
11:43 <Reta> !throw 1d20+4 hit!
11:44 <diebot> Reta, hit!: [1d20=15] 19
11:49 <Poog> cool, but urm..
11:51 <Ballig> you hit
11:52 <Ballig> roll damage
11:57 <Reta> !throw 1d4+3 dmg
11:57 <diebot> Reta, dmg: [1d4=1] 4
12:00 <Poog> cool
12:05 <Poog> how does dawg look?
12:09 <Ballig> the dog is bleeding profusely
12:10 <Reta> dawg be hawt
12:12 <Ballig> it bites at Reta
12:20 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+2 bite
12:20 <diebot> Ballig, bite: [1d20=2] 4
12:21 <Reta> miss
12:22 <Ballig> but misses
12:24 <Ballig> it tries to slink away
12:31 <Ballig> it's Mogmurch's turn
13:34 <Ballig> roll to hit with the x-bow
14:02 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+5 bow
14:04 <diebot> Mogmurch, bow: [1d20=20] 25
14:07 <Ballig> roll it again
14:14 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+5 bow
14:14 <diebot> Mogmurch, bow: [1d20=7] 12
14:18 <Ballig> regular hit
14:19 <Ballig> 1d6 damage
14:32 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d6
14:37 <diebot> Mogmurch, 1d6: [1d6=3] 3
14:40 <Ballig> Mogmurch shoots the dog through the neck with a crossbow bolt
15:00 <Poog> cool beans
15:01 <Mogmurch> " you see dat. i iz save da day"
15:07 <Poog> "I told you bow good for joo"
15:18 <Mogmurch> "i iz dog killah"
15:27 <Reta> "me start doggy death!"
16:04 <Chuffy> "chuffs steals your thunda"
16:15 <Pickard> hi Ballbag
17:40 <Mogmurch> sniff dogs arse
17:54 * Chuffy comes forward, stealthily
18:02 <Pickard> i like to fart then sniff my arsehole
18:25 * ChanOP sets ban on *!*Picard@*.162.2C78D5.0B908E
18:26 ChanOP has kicked Pickard from #d&d ((Chuffy) You are banned)
18:51 * Ballig sets ban on *!*@*.162.2C78D5.0B908E
19:05 * Ballig sets ban on *!*@101.162.2C78D5.0B908E
19:12 * Ballig removes ban on *!*@*.162.2C78D5.0B908E
19:53 <Ballig> what are you guys doing?
20:24 <Ballig> roll initiative
20:26 <Poog> go to next level?
20:31 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20+4 init
20:31 <diebot> Chuffy, init: [1d20=17] 21
20:33 <Reta> !throw 1d20+3
20:34 <diebot> Reta, 1d20+3: [1d20=15] 18
20:37 <Poog> !throw 1d20+6
20:37 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+6: [1d20=17] 23
20:49 <Poog> another dawg?
20:50 <Poog> OMFG. :D
20:53 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+4 init
20:54 <diebot> Mogmurch, init: [1d20=8] 12
21:35 <Ballig> Chuffy can just see the dog
21:37 <Ballig> and he acts first
23:57 <Chuffy> ready a melee attack if the dog comes in range
24:09 <Ballig> the dog attacks...
24:13 <Ballig> !rng chuffy reta
24:15 <diebot> Ballig, reta
24:16 <Ballig> reta
24:19 <Ballig> and charges at her
24:22 <Poog> ow
24:34 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+4 bite
24:34 <diebot> Ballig, bite: [1d20=9] 13
24:43 <Poog> wheres me?
24:50 <Ballig> hiting her
25:02 <Ballig> !throw 1d4+1 damage
25:02 <Poog> start healing later
25:02 <diebot> Ballig, damage: [1d4=1] 2
25:04 <Ballig> dealing 2 damage
25:06 <Reta> 11/13
25:09 <Poog> ah
25:14 <Poog> we're all in fairly good shape actually
25:19 <Ballig> it's Reta's turn
25:39 <Reta> !throw 1d20+4 sliced!
25:40 <diebot> Reta, sliced!: [1d20=8] 12
25:46 <Poog> grin.
25:55 <Poog> miss probably
25:55 <Ballig> it's a miss, just
26:08 <Ballig> that's a hit
26:14 <Ballig> (-AC to charge)
26:16 <Reta> !throw 1d4+3 dmg
26:16 <diebot> Reta, dmg: [1d4=4] 7
26:18 <Poog> Oh my
26:20 <Poog> nice hit
26:21 <Poog> perfect :{
26:22 <Poog> :P
26:24 <Ballig> and Reta slices it in half
26:26 <Poog> wow
26:32 <Poog> "Me cheers!"
26:35 * Chuffy looks unimpressed
26:42 <Chuffy> "me backstab, you front stab, me kill"
26:48 <Poog> "Reta is the boss!"
26:51 <Reta> "me killy killy alrady!
26:54 * Reta farts
27:04 <Chuffy> "Chuffy have last laugh"
27:12 <Reta> "chuffy have last barf!"
27:37 <Poog> whtas F and V
27:39 <Ballig> an old, cackling goblin comes out of her cabin
27:42 <Poog> and how ocme Im still on a seperate screen..
27:44 <Poog> Oh my god
27:45 <Poog> okay I see
27:46 <Ballig> and a large frog comes out from below
28:11 <Ballig> roll initiative!
28:25 <Poog> !throw 1d20+6
28:25 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+6: [1d20=8] 14
28:30 <Reta> !throw 1d20+3
28:31 <diebot> Reta, 1d20+3: [1d20=14] 17
28:50 <Poog> "Die Enemies of LickyToad!"
29:07 <Poog> "May Zargonel Smite Thee!"
29:15 <Poog> damn, that sounded so pally
29:19 <Chuffy> "Things get fun now"
29:28 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20+4 init
29:28 <diebot> Chuffy, init: [1d20=7] 11
29:29 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+4 init
29:30 <diebot> Mogmurch, init: [1d20=2] 6
30:00 <Ballig> Vorka cackles, "Those ears might taste fine stuffed with eyes."
30:05 <Ballig> and she sets off a desna candle
30:09 <Poog> wth?
30:10 <Ballig> desnan candle
30:39 <Poog> "I say we split up, bet its going to splash"
31:04 <Ballig> !rng Poog Mogmurch Reta Chuffy
31:05 <diebot> Ballig, Mogmurch
31:07 <Ballig> !throw 1d20
31:08 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20: [1d20=8] 8
31:15 <Poog> good.. probably
31:19 <Poog> he has insane dex
31:26 <Ballig> the candle misses Mogmurch
31:27 <Ballig> it's Poog's turn
31:37 <Poog> channel negative energy
31:38 <Poog> in that area
32:17 <Poog> oh but yo ucant selectively channel?
32:21 <Poog> like +ve energy?
32:28 <Poog> nope haha
32:30 <Poog> so excuse me
33:02 <Poog> hm
33:09 <Poog> so I go to..
33:26 <Poog> K16
33:29 <Poog> firebolt the witch
33:32 <Poog> any penalties?
33:47 <Ballig> nope
33:49 <Poog> firebolt the witch
33:50 <Ballig> just roll to hit
34:03 <Poog> wait abit
34:06 <Poog> let me see the area
34:09 <Poog> becaue I may use burning hand
34:10 <Poog> s
34:16 <Poog> nah
34:17 <Poog> firebolt
34:23 <Poog> !throw 1d20+3
34:24 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+3: [1d20=14] 17
34:30 <Poog> hit/miss?
34:35 <Ballig> that hits
34:40 <Poog> !throw 1d6
34:40 <diebot> Poog, 1d6: [1d6=3] 3
34:43 <Poog> 3 dmg
34:47 <Chuffy> "Fire!"
34:57 <Poog> "Mogmurch - bombs"
35:07 <Ballig> it's Reta's turn
35:13 <Poog> I know..
35:32 <Poog> "Give mogmurch room?"
35:32 <Ballig> roll climb
35:36 <Reta> !throw 1d20+3
35:37 <diebot> Reta, 1d20+3: [1d20=3] 6
36:07 <Ballig> roll to hit
36:11 <Reta> !throw 1d20+5
36:12 <diebot> Reta, 1d20+5: [1d20=8] 13
36:17 <Ballig> you miss her
36:50 <Ballig> the frog flicks its tongue out at Poog
36:55 <Poog> ow.
36:55 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+5
36:56 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+5: [1d20=8] 13
37:01 <Poog> range touch or ac?
37:05 <Ballig> against touch AC 13
37:08 <Ballig> so hitting her
37:14 <Ballig> it attempts to grab her with the tongue
37:18 <Poog> owww
37:22 <Poog> which save?
37:31 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+4 grab
37:31 <diebot> Ballig, grab: [1d20=10] 14
37:33 <Ballig> it's CMD
37:35 <Poog> oh
37:37 <Poog> caught
37:44 <Ballig> the frog grabs Poog with its tongue
37:54 <Ballig> it then pulls poog closer to him
37:59 <Poog> At will—speak with animals (4 rounds
38:01 <Poog> acutally :P
38:01 <Ballig> it's Chuffy's turn
38:03 <Poog> I do have it
38:42 * Chuffy takes out the skyrocket and lights it in Vorka's direction
38:57 <Ballig> movement action remains
39:23 * Chuffy smiles open-mouthed, waiting for the big bang
39:26 <Chuffy> end turn
39:33 <Ballig> it's Mogmurch's turn
39:46 <Ballig> standard action to drink the gourd
39:51 <Poog> oh god..
40:19 <Mogmurch> k16
41:04 <Ballig> Vorka's desna candle shoots out again
41:12 <Ballig> !rng Chuffy Reta Mekkis Poog
41:12 <diebot> Ballig, Mekkis
41:17 <Ballig> that was actually Mogmurch
41:21 <Ballig> it's not shooting Mekkis :o
41:28 <Ballig> !throw 1d20
41:29 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20: [1d20=4] 4
41:30 <Chuffy> poor mekkis
41:31 <Ballig> but it misses
41:33 <Poog> lol
41:38 <Poog> i know what to do now
41:41 <Ballig> Vorka climbs up onto the rigging
41:51 <Ballig> she's clearly spider climbing
42:03 <Ballig> (so she's ~30 feet above you all)
42:41 <Ballig> she begins to cast a spell
42:45 <Poog> oh mY GOD
42:51 <Poog> "STOP HER GOBBIES!"
43:11 <Ballig> it's Poog's turn
43:24 <Poog> can I cast with that frog on my tail?
43:45 <Ballig> you are being grappled
43:53 <Ballig> you can't cast, you have to un-grapple yourself with a CMB or escape artist
44:02 <Poog> umgraple with CMB..
44:03 <Poog> I guess
44:13 <Poog> "Someone get me free of this?!"
44:46 <Poog> can I use escape artist untraiend?
44:50 <Ballig> you can
45:00 <Poog> +2
45:07 <Poog> !throw 1d20+2
45:08 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+2: [1d20=17] 19
45:11 <Chuffy> can't wear my headset anymore, it's killing my ears
45:12 <Poog> wiggggggllleee
45:14 <Poog> so Im free?
45:18 <Poog> do I get to cast or?
45:19 <Ballig> you escape from the frog's tongue
45:24 <Ballig> you have a movement action left
45:31 <Ballig> esceaping was a standard action
45:53 <Poog> 5 foot step J 17
46:02 <Poog> "Watch out guys, things are going to get hairy!"
46:04 <Ballig> it's Reta's turn
46:09 <Poog> "Kill the witch!"
46:54 <Reta> !throw 1d20+3
46:55 <diebot> Reta, 1d20+3: [1d20=11] 14
46:55 <Chuffy> "Me explodey da witch!" I say, panicking as the firework faces the wrong direction
47:02 <Ballig> your arrow bounces off her armour
47:05 <Reta> !throw 1d20+5
47:06 <diebot> Reta, 1d20+5: [1d20=15] 20
47:24 <Ballig> still doesn't hit
47:32 <Ballig> you have a movement remaining
47:50 <Reta> !throw 1d20+3 climb
47:51 <diebot> Reta, climb: [1d20=8] 11
47:58 <Ballig> it's the frog's turn
48:00 <Ballig> it takes a 5 foot step
48:05 <Ballig> and bites at Poog
48:07 <Ballig> power-attacking
48:08 <Poog> owww
48:12 <Poog> bet it misses..
48:16 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+4 bite
48:17 <diebot> Ballig, bite: [1d20=6] 10
48:19 <Ballig> but it misses
48:20 <Poog> misssss
48:31 <Ballig> it's Chuffy's turn
48:35 <Ballig> the candle fires!
48:40 <Ballig> at Reta
48:42 <Poog> hahaha
48:43 <Chuffy> I grab the firework to turn it the right direction !
49:14 <Ballig> Chuffy: make a ranged attack, with a -4
49:16 <Chuffy> did I catch it !
49:26 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20+5-4
49:27 <diebot> Chuffy, 1d20+5-4: [1d20=12] 13
49:32 <Ballig> it explodes where Vorka was before
49:33 <Poog> can I set the post that the witch is on
49:34 <Poog> on fire?
49:36 <Poog> oh dear
49:37 <Poog> hahaha
49:58 <Ballig> hitting only Reta
49:58 <Chuffy> what's that
50:09 <Ballig> Reta: reflex save
50:24 <Reta> !throw 1d20+3 referdex
50:25 <diebot> Reta, referdex: [1d20=6] 9
50:29 <Chuffy> well I'm upset, but not enough to not enjoy that explosion
50:32 <Ballig> !throw 2d6
50:33 <diebot> Ballig, 2d6: [2d6=5,3] 8
50:36 <Ballig> dealing 8 damage to Reta
50:45 <Ballig> it's Chuffy's turn
50:46 <Chuffy> "Yay!"
50:57 <Reta> 3/13
51:00 <Chuffy> I took one CMW
51:18 <Chuffy> can we have the right hand part of the map
52:06 <Chuffy> I thought Mogmurch got the rest
52:12 <Chuffy> the part with the picture of the ship
52:16 <Chuffy> that's cut off
52:55 <Chuffy> not what I wanted to see :|
53:01 <Chuffy> are the masts wood
53:07 <Chuffy> righto
53:08 <Chuffy> I set it alight !
53:19 <Poog> can I set the mask vorka is on fire?
53:33 <Chuffy> ffs
53:38 <Poog> ahaha
53:43 <Poog> else its going to get messy
53:46 <Chuffy> alright
53:52 <Chuffy> I take out my dogslicer and sneak attack that frog
54:04 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20+7
54:04 <diebot> Chuffy, 1d20+7: [1d20=3] 10
54:07 <Ballig> you miss
54:13 <Ballig> it's Mogmurch's turn
54:48 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+5
54:48 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+5: [1d20=17] 22
54:53 <Poog> okay
55:10 <Mogmurch> !throw 4d6
55:10 <Poog> does it pwn the frog?
55:11 <diebot> Mogmurch, 4d6: [4d6=6,5,6,2] 19
55:14 <Chuffy> what are you doing ??
55:17 <Ballig> he takes 9 fire damage
55:21 <Ballig> he just breathed fire at the frog
55:27 <Poog> lol
55:30 <Chuffy> we'll have to remember that one
55:42 <Ballig> movement action remains
55:54 <Poog> "Couldnt he have done it on the witch?"
56:10 <Chuffy> "Burn everything ! Ha ha ha!"
56:16 <Ballig> the desnan candle shoots off again
56:25 <Ballig> !rng Reta Chuffy Mogmurch Poog
56:26 <diebot> Ballig, Mogmurch
56:33 <Ballig> !throw 1d20
56:34 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20: [1d20=14] 14
56:41 <Poog> he has good touch ac though..
56:42 <Poog> oo
56:58 <Ballig> it does 1 non-lethal damage and 1 fire damage to Mogmurch
57:06 <Poog> mogmurch hp?
57:22 <Ballig> 9/10 with 1 non-lethal
57:30 <Ballig> vorka finishes casting her spell
57:54 <Poog> "Uh oh! Big bad!"
58:50 <Ballig> she summons a swarm of spiders that begin crawling over Chuffy and Mogmurch
59:11 <Ballig> she cackles and yells "I think I'll roast you slowly, you will be more tender that way!"
59:19 <Chuffy> how the hell are we going to kill a swar
59:20 <Chuffy> m
59:24 <Mogmurch> "iz ok, i cam bomb them"
59:29 <Poog> burning hands?
59:37 <Poog> take your poison, I saved it for that
59:40 <Ballig> the swarm immediately damages Chuffy and Mogmurch
59:42 <Ballig> !throw 1d6
59:43 <diebot> Ballig, 1d6: [1d6=3] 3
59:47 <Ballig> for 3 damage
59:48 <Poog> oh mythats bad
59:49 <Chuffy> 5/11
59:55 <Ballig> both make fortitude saves
00:08 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20+2 fort
00:08 <diebot> Chuffy, fort: [1d20=1] 3
00:11 <Chuffy> uh oh
00:17 <Ballig> Chuffy is poisoned
00:19 <Ballig> !throw 1d2
00:19 <diebot> Ballig, 1d2: [1d2=2] 2
00:21 <Ballig> taking 2 strength damage
00:27 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+5
00:29 <diebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+5: [1d20=3] 8
00:32 <Ballig> Mogmurch is poisoned
00:33 <Ballig> !throw 1d2
00:34 <diebot> Ballig, 1d2: [1d2=1] 1
00:37 <Ballig> taking 1 strength damage
00:48 <Chuffy> oh yeah!
00:54 <Chuffy> ah sickened only
01:03 <Ballig> it's Poog's turn
01:19 <Poog> hrm k
01:46 <Poog> the swarm is on the grey spots?
01:51 <Ballig> right
02:07 <Poog> If I hit the area with burnign hands I hit Chuffy and mogmuch as well?
02:40 <Poog> okay, but first, if i hit any part of the swarm
02:41 <Poog> deal enough dmg
02:44 <Poog> it also dies right?
02:49 <Poog> or must I clear all the spots?
02:56 <Chuffy> I think it's any part
03:10 <Poog> okay take 5 foot step there
03:12 <Poog> and spray burning hands
03:12 <Chuffy> "Fire! Fire!"
03:42 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+5
03:43 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+5: [1d20=13] 18
03:49 <Poog> 1st—burning handsD (DC 13),
04:43 <Poog> !throw 1d4
04:44 <diebot> Poog, 1d4: [1d4=4] 4
04:48 <Poog> 4 dmg full
04:48 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+3
04:49 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+3: [1d20=3] 6
04:53 <Ballig> the swarm doesn't save
05:03 <Ballig> the swarm takes 6 fire damage, the frog takes 2
05:11 <Poog> whhy 6?
05:14 <Poog> got vulenrablity to fire..? 
05:18 <Poog> *(evil grin)
05:39 <Chuffy> haha
05:41 <Ballig> it is Reta's turn
05:43 <Poog> but the problem is the dragon breath thing is used
05:57 <Reta> !throw 1d20+5
05:58 <diebot> Reta, 1d20+5: [1d20=10] 15
05:59 <Brunius> Swarms have vunerability to fire
06:09 <Ballig> your arrow flies far and hits the bog outside
06:18 <Ballig> Brunius: it's vulnerability to any area of effect
06:23 <Ballig> whether it's fire, cold, acid, etc
06:28 <Brunius> Ah, so it is
06:42 <Ballig> you have a movement action remaining Reta
07:01 <Ballig> it's the frog's turn
07:05 <Ballig> it turns around and bites at Chuffy
07:14 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+5 bite
07:15 <diebot> Ballig, bite: [1d20=9] 14
07:21 <Chuffy> miss
07:33 <Poog> u need to get clear of the swarm
07:37 <Poog> anyone brought along alchemistfire?
07:47 <Ballig> first off Chuffy, make a fort save
07:49 <Ballig> you too Mogmurch
07:55 <Poog> stuff on my wonderful wizard
07:56 <Poog> hehe
08:03 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20+2 fort
08:03 <diebot> Chuffy, fort: [1d20=11] 13
08:05 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+5
08:06 <diebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+5: [1d20=17] 22
08:10 <Ballig> the frog misses
08:14 <Ballig> it's Chuffy's turn
08:28 <Chuffy> ummmmmmm
09:16 <Chuffy> I'm in such a garbage position
09:26 <Chuffy> can I grapple the frog
09:32 <Ballig> you can try
09:34 <Chuffy> yep
09:35 <Ballig> do you want to do it while in the swarm
09:43 <Chuffy> no, I'll move into its square
09:50 <Ballig> if you succeed you will
09:51 <Chuffy> or 1s
09:52 <Ballig> what if you don't
09:52 <Chuffy> either or
10:01 <Ballig> roll CMB
10:05 <Ballig> he gets an AOO
10:12 <Chuffy> ugh really
10:13 <Chuffy> umm
10:37 <Chuffy> I'll just 5ft south and attack
10:43 <Ballig> okay
10:44 <Ballig> roll to hit
10:47 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20+4
10:47 <diebot> Chuffy, 1d20+4: [1d20=17] 21
10:54 <Ballig> success! you chop it
10:55 <Ballig> roll damage
11:00 <Poog> cool hopefully into half
11:01 <Chuffy> !throw 1d4-2
11:02 <diebot> Chuffy, 1d4-2: [1d4=3] 1
11:05 <Poog> urm probably not
11:07 <Ballig> nicking a piece off its ear
11:09 <Poog> hahhaha
11:12 <Chuffy> 2 str damage sucks
11:22 <Ballig> you have a move-equivalent action remaining
11:34 <Chuffy> I can't take out a potion can I
11:39 <Ballig> you can
11:44 <Poog> pass one to reta
11:45 <Poog> Id say
11:50 <Chuffy> okay I take out a CMW
11:53 <Ballig> okay
11:57 <Ballig> it's Mogmurch's turn
12:03 <Ballig> you are crawling with tiny spiders
12:19 <Poog> can he step back, and throw bomb?
12:35 <Poog> just stay on the ground, throw bomg?
12:37 <Poog> bomb?
13:03 <Mogmurch> i13 burp frog
13:05 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+5 reflex
13:05 <diebot> Ballig, reflex: [1d20=4] 9
13:08 <Ballig> it takes full damage
13:11 <Ballig> roll damage
13:16 <Mogmurch> !throw 4d6
13:17 <diebot> Mogmurch, 4d6: [4d6=1,2,4,3] 10
13:24 <Ballig> the frog is burned horribly, and is disabled
13:26 <Ballig> <?disabled
13:26 <diebot> A character with 0 hit points, or one who has negative hit points but has become stable and conscious, is disabled. A disabled character may take a single move action or standard action each round (but not both, nor can he take full-round actions, but he can still take swift, immediate, and free actions). He moves at
13:26 <diebot> half speed. Taking move actions doesn't risk further injury, but performing any standard action (or any other action the GM deems strenuous, including some free actions such as casting a Quicken Spell spell) deals 1 point of damage after the completion of the act. Unless the action increased the disabled character's
13:27 <diebot> hit points, he is now in negative hit points and dying. // A disabled character with negative hit points recovers hit points naturally if he is being helped. Otherwise, each day he can attempt a DC 10 Constitution check after resting for 8 hours, to begin recovering hit points naturally. The character takes a penalty
13:27 <diebot> on this roll equal to his negative hit point total. Failing this check causes the character to lose 1 hit point, but this does not cause the character to become unconscious. Once a character makes this check, he continues to heal naturally and is no longer in danger of losing hit points naturally.
13:33 <Poog> why the frooooggg...
13:36 <Poog> the swarm you ubbb...
13:59 <Poog> well I guess it works
14:01 <Ballig> you have a move-equivalent action remaining
14:10 <Poog> Illdeal wiht the swarm, best Ican
14:29 <Chuffy> good, because nobody else really can
14:43 <Poog> well 
15:03 <Poog> mog could have used the breath stuff on the swarm
15:39 <Ballig> the swarm moves
15:41 <Ballig> !rng north south
15:41 <diebot> Ballig, north
15:44 <Ballig> north to Mogmurch
15:59 <Ballig> !throw 1d6
16:00 <diebot> Ballig, 1d6: [1d6=6] 6
16:03 <Poog> oh dear
16:05 <Ballig> Mogmurch takes 6 damage
16:06 <Ballig> and is unconscious
16:11 <Ballig> (but not dying)
16:26 <Ballig> Vorka begins casting a spell
16:29 <Poog> but soemoen can shove a pot down his arse?
16:33 <Poog> !spellcraft
16:34 <Poog> hehe
16:37 <Poog> k
16:37 <Ballig> I already rolled it for you
16:39 <Poog> thanks
16:41 <Ballig> it's Poog's turn
16:43 <Mogmurch> clw suppositiry
16:51 <Poog> firebolt on swarm?
16:53 <Poog> better deal with that problem
16:54 <Poog> ?
17:02 <Poog> whaddaya think guys
17:03 <Ballig> firebolt isn't an area attack, just FYI
17:07 <Poog> yeahI know
17:13 <Poog> but I am the only one whocan deal wth the swarm
17:15 <Ballig> so you'd have to hit its touch AC
17:31 <Poog> how many charges
17:35 <Poog> of the gourd
17:39 <Poog> else I can heal him, he can deal with the swarm
18:08 <Poog> walk up next to him and use cure light wounds
18:37 <Poog> yeah doit
18:38 <Poog> k so heal him
18:38 <Poog> J13 cure light wounds wands
18:47 <Ballig> roll the cure
18:55 <Poog> no difference at y level
18:59 <Poog> I have a wand
19:08 <Ballig> use the wand
19:13 <Poog> !throw 1d8
19:14 <diebot> Poog, 1d8: [1d8=4] 4
19:15 <Chuffy> all this time you had a wand !
19:17 <Ballig> +1
19:18 <Poog> yeah
19:24 <Poog> oh so its 5?
19:26 <Ballig> Mogmurch is conscious again
19:28 <Ballig> yeah it's 5
19:33 <Ballig> Mogmuch is on 5/10 with 1 non-lethal point
19:37 <Poog> jsut blow the place up can heal you all
19:42 <Poog> I can
19:43 <Ballig> no NL
19:47 <Ballig> it's Reta's turn
19:55 <Reta> !throw 1d20+5
19:55 <diebot> Reta, 1d20+5: [1d20=4] 9
19:59 <Poog> lol
20:08 <Poog> remember at the last point
20:11 <Poog> I can use channel negative energy
20:15 <Poog> that would deal wiht swarm too right?
20:30 <Ballig> Reta misses
20:32 <Poog> but youd want to get out of the way
20:34 <Poog> while Im at it
20:44 <Ballig> the frog bites at Chuffy
20:46 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+5
20:46 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+5: [1d20=4] 9
20:49 <Chuffy> miss
20:54 <Ballig> but misses, and is now dying
21:02 <Chuffy> "ha ha! me set you on fire later"
21:08 <Ballig> it's Chuffy's turn
21:16 <Chuffy> "For now me go get your master"
21:18 <Poog> if anyone has alchemist fire or something use it
21:19 <Chuffy> and I begin climbing the pole
21:31 <Ballig> roll climb
21:35 <Poog> toss the whole thing down hehe
21:36 <Chuffy> ah
21:38 <Chuffy> can I use the ladder
21:42 <Chuffy> at least part of the way
21:46 <Chuffy> the one in my robe
22:00 <Chuffy> that's fine
22:11 <Chuffy> sorry? full round
22:27 <Chuffy> this doesn't seem like a good use of my time
22:31 <Chuffy> I just start climbing
22:37 <Chuffy> yeah
22:42 <Ballig> roll climb if you aren't using the ladder
22:45 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20+2 climb
22:45 <diebot> Chuffy, climb: [1d20=19] 21
22:48 <Chuffy> :D
22:49 <Poog> monkey
22:53 <Ballig> you scale 15 feet up the pole
22:57 <Chuffy> how high is it
23:00 <Poog> 30 ft
23:04 <Ballig> yeah
23:06 <Chuffy> "me coming to get you!"
23:13 <Ballig> it's Mogmurch's turn
23:20 <Poog> bomb the whole place
23:44 <Poog> Ill take the bomb dmg if it comes to that..
23:57 <Poog> its down
23:58 <Poog> doesnt matter
23:59 <Mogmurch> k13
24:10 <Ballig> tell me where you're aiming
24:12 <Mogmurch> bomb swarm
24:18 <Poog> throw ot the back
24:19 <Ballig> roll to hit
24:20 <Poog> as far as you can
24:35 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+6 bomb
24:35 <diebot> Mogmurch, bomb: [1d20=7] 13
24:43 <Poog> might miss..
24:44 <Ballig> the swarm disperses in a burst of fire
24:47 <Poog> cool beans
24:49 <Poog> do I take dmg?
24:51 <Ballig> nope
24:53 <Poog> for beingclose 
24:55 <Poog> pheewww
24:59 * Poog pants with relierf
25:00 <Ballig> Vorka finishes casting her spell
25:04 <Poog> oh here goes nothing
25:11 <Chuffy> she's casting another goddamn spell !?
25:15 <Poog> yeah she was
25:20 <Poog> but I had to heal him, or we'd still be dead
25:37 <Poog> acutally Im offense first
25:41 <Poog> but he was the only one
25:43 <Ballig> a dog appears next to Poog
25:45 <Poog> who could deal with the searm
25:47 <Poog> ah who cares
25:48 <Poog> fk it
25:51 <Ballig> and attacks him
25:53 <Poog> I no scared of dwag
25:59 <Poog> "Dawg should fear me!"
26:05 <Poog> "I am uber Poog! No scared dawg!"
26:08 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+2 bite
26:08 <diebot> Ballig, bite: [1d20=10] 12
26:10 <Poog> missed.
26:11 <Ballig> but misses
26:13 <Poog> he has a long way to go.
26:14 <Ballig> it's Poog's turn
26:16 <Poog> Ill bite the bullet
26:24 <Poog> AOO, firebolt on Vorka
26:37 <Poog> Ill take AOO?
26:44 <Poog> unless I can back off one space?
26:59 <Poog> if I cast something, next to a nasty
27:01 <Poog> I get fked
27:11 <Ballig> it's a spell-like ability, so you would provoke
27:13 <Poog> moveto K  14?
27:14 <Ballig> unless you move first
27:19 <Poog> then blast firebolt at that witch
27:25 <Ballig> roll to hit
27:31 <Poog> !throw 1d20+3
27:31 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+3: [1d20=4] 7
27:33 <Poog> missed
27:37 <Ballig> your bolt zips past and misses her
27:41 <Ballig> it's Reta's turn
27:49 <Reta> shooty shooty again
27:51 <Reta> !throw 1d20+5
27:52 <diebot> Reta, 1d20+5: [1d20=5] 10
27:53 <Poog> you can drink potion?
27:59 <Poog> yeah it is
28:04 <Ballig> Reta misses
28:06 <Ballig> movement remaining
28:07 <Poog> u can evne get up on the  place
28:11 <Poog> and breath on the witch
28:29 <Poog> 3 charges of fire bolt left
28:51 <Ballig> it's Chuffy's turn
28:54 <Ballig> roll climb
29:00 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20+2 climb
29:00 <diebot> Chuffy, climb: [1d20=20] 22
29:06 <Ballig> where are you going
29:14 <Chuffy> I don't know, I didn't think this far ahead
29:24 <Poog> up..?
29:25 <Ballig> you're half way up the pole
29:25 <Chuffy> yeah, up
29:27 <Chuffy> obv
29:54 <Ballig> you close the distance
29:57 <Ballig> you're now adjacent to Vorka
30:00 <Chuffy> good
30:02 <Chuffy> I grapple her
30:10 <Ballig> she attacks you with her scimitar
30:14 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+3
30:14 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+3: [1d20=7] 10
30:16 <Ballig> but misses
30:18 <Ballig> roll CMB
30:18 <Chuffy> I'm actually aiming to knock both of us off to the deck
30:28 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20-3 
30:28 <diebot> Chuffy, 1d20-3: [1d20=11] 8
30:34 <Ballig> you fail to grab her
30:43 <Poog> lol
30:44 <Chuffy> what
30:47 <Chuffy> I only need one hand
30:56 <Chuffy> one hand man
30:58 <Ballig> it's Mogmurch's turn
31:00 <Chuffy> I've got this all figured out
31:23 <Poog> ranged hit her, or help me deal with this damn dawg
31:25 <Poog> maybe abomb
31:41 <Poog> breath on the witch
31:46 <Poog> I can deal with dawg if I must too
32:13 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+6 bomb
32:13 <diebot> Mogmurch, bomb: [1d20=14] 20
32:16 <Ballig> you hit
32:17 <Ballig> roll damage
32:19 <Poog> no
32:21 <Poog> he may not die yet
32:26 <Poog> but if need be..I can do some slashing
32:36 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d6+2
32:36 <diebot> Mogmurch, 1d6+2: [1d6=3] 5
32:42 <Ballig> the dog is seriously burned
32:48 <Poog> good bomb!
32:48 <Ballig> movement remaining
32:51 <Poog> "Me like bomb!"
33:27 <Poog> should be teh last
33:31 <Poog> Im going full out
33:43 <Poog> haul yourself out of the wy I can handle dawg if need be
33:47 <Ballig> vorka 5 foots east
34:00 <Ballig> and casts a spell on Chuffy
34:12 <Chuffy> :|
34:14 <Poog> spelllie?
34:30 <Ballig> light bursts in front of Chuffy's face
34:33 <Ballig> fortitude save Chuffy
34:47 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20+2 fort
34:48 <diebot> Chuffy, fort: [1d20=8] 10
34:48 <Chuffy> colour spray would suck a bit
34:48 <Poog> looks like that
34:49 <Ballig> <?dazzled
34:50 <diebot> The creature is unable to see well because of overstimulation of the eyes. A dazzled creature takes a 1 penalty on attack rolls and sight-based Perception checks.
34:53 <Ballig> Chuffy is dazzled
34:56 <Poog> phew
34:59 <Poog> could be worse
35:01 <Chuffy> what was that, flare
35:03 <Poog> she could've knocked YOU out
35:05 <Ballig> that was flare
35:08 <Poog> ah
35:10 <Poog> not too bad
35:14 <Ballig> it's Poog's turn
35:16 <Poog> colour spray is epic bad for goblins
35:30 <Poog> firebolt vorka
35:37 <Poog> !throw 1d20+3
35:38 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+3: [1d20=19] 22
35:40 <Ballig> you hit
35:42 <Ballig> roll damage
35:42 <Poog> hit
35:45 <Poog> !throw 1d6
35:46 <diebot> Poog, 1d6: [1d6=5] 5
35:52 <Poog> scorched witch?
35:59 <Ballig> you scorch her
36:02 <Ballig> movement remaining
36:07 <Poog> "I laugh manically"
36:17 <Poog> move next to the dog
36:24 <Poog> Ill block him from mog..
36:31 <Ballig> the dog bites Poog
36:32 <Poog> u either hit me, or take aoo, eat that
36:33 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+2 bite
36:34 <diebot> Ballig, bite: [1d20=9] 11
36:34 <Poog> :P
36:35 <Ballig> but misses
36:38 <Poog> comeon, my ac is uber
36:39 <Ballig> it's Reta's turn
36:47 <Poog> Id tank him, any day
36:56 <Chuffy> "Chuffy needs help!"
36:58 <Poog> reta Id say cure light owunds on yourself
37:07 <Chuffy> automatic climb success checks
37:21 <Reta> !throw 1d8+1
37:21 <Chuffy> CLW or CMW?
37:22 <diebot> Reta, 1d8+1: [1d8=6] 7
37:48 <Ballig> 10/13 for Reta
37:52 <Ballig> movement remaining
37:55 <Poog> u can start climbing now
38:00 <Ballig> roll climb check
38:06 <Reta> !throw 1d20+3 climb
38:06 <diebot> Reta, climb: [1d20=3] 6
38:11 <Ballig> you aren't able to find a good purchase
38:15 <Ballig> it's Chuffy's turn
38:22 <Poog> Mogmurch, kill the dog with xbow
38:26 <Chuffy> can I drink the potion and try to grapple again?
38:28 <Poog> then go after the witch
38:53 <Chuffy> I don't care, I'll jump if I have to
38:56 <Mogmurch> "i iz too scurred"
39:04 <Chuffy> yeah forget the potion
39:15 <Chuffy> I will acrobatics
39:18 <Chuffy> jump
39:18 <Poog> what happens if you cut the rope does she fall?
39:22 <Ballig> chuffy gets up on top of the rigging
39:23 <Chuffy> like a goddamn goblin acrobat
39:26 <Poog> hahahha
39:30 <Poog> this is like james bond moie..
39:31 <Poog> movie
39:32 <Ballig> and tries to balance
39:33 <Ballig> acrobatics
39:34 <Poog> urm goblin bond..
39:36 <Chuffy> can't I jump?
39:37 <Chuffy> I want to jump
39:43 <Chuffy> can I land on her
39:46 <Chuffy> I'm trying to bring us both down
39:57 <Poog> oh dear
39:58 <Chuffy> well that's yet to be seen
40:08 <Chuffy> 3 damage
40:10 <Ballig> 3d6 damage
40:10 <Chuffy> I can handle that
40:12 <Ballig> :p
40:16 <Poog> 3d6?
40:18 <Ballig> average 10.5
40:18 <Poog> you'll die.
40:19 <Chuffy> so I will jump and grapple OK
40:20 <Poog> :D
40:24 <Chuffy> :(
40:42 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20+8 acrobatics
40:42 <diebot> Chuffy, acrobatics: [1d20=5] 13
40:49 <Ballig> you move 5 feet across the ropes
40:51 <Ballig> standard action remains
40:54 <Chuffy> grapplez
40:57 <Ballig> roll CMB
41:02 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20-3 CMB
41:02 <diebot> Chuffy, CMB: [1d20=15] 12
41:13 <Ballig> she dodges out of the way
41:18 <Chuffy> this str damage is really killing me
41:32 <Chuffy> "Who took my potion of big strength!"
41:39 * Poog laughs
41:44 <Ballig> it is Mogmurch's turn
41:49 <Chuffy> I'm like the last person who should be up here
41:57 <Poog> can mogmurch get up there?
41:58 <Chuffy> last goblin*
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43:23 <Reta> !dist 10 20
43:24 <diebot> Reta, Length of hypotenuse: 22.360680
43:24 <Ballig> roll to hit with x-bow
43:24 <Ballig> -4 for into melee
43:37 <Reta> !dist 20 20
43:37 <diebot> Reta, Length of hypotenuse: 28.284271
43:57 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+1
43:57 <diebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+1: [1d20=3] 4
44:01 <Ballig> you miss
44:02 <Ballig> movement remaining
44:42 <Reta> "mogmurch scary dog go behind mast, hide from doggy!"
44:58 <Ballig> Vorka attempts to trip Chuffy
45:01 <Ballig> Chuffy: AOO
45:19 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20-4
45:20 <diebot> Chuffy, 1d20-4: [1d20=11] 7
45:21 <Chuffy> er
45:22 <Chuffy> +4
45:24 <Chuffy> so 15
45:46 <Ballig> your slice is deflected by her stronger than usual skin
45:51 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+1 CMB
45:51 <diebot> Ballig, CMB: [1d20=4] 5
45:52 <Chuffy> what the crap !
45:58 <Ballig> she doesn't trip you
46:00 <Ballig> and she moves east
46:02 <Poog> stoneskin..
46:04 <Poog> or something
46:07 <Chuffy> trip, that's what I was trying to do
46:10 <Poog> menas I need to magic it which means I better kill dog
46:14 <Poog> so that mog can get out
46:27 <Ballig> and the dog attacks poog
46:29 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+2 bite
46:29 <diebot> Ballig, bite: [1d20=16] 18
46:38 <Poog> ow.
46:39 <Ballig> !throw 1d4+1
46:40 <diebot> Ballig, 1d4+1: [1d4=2] 3
46:41 <Poog> see how much 
46:41 <Ballig> dealing 3 damage
46:46 <Poog> okay so how much hp do I have,, 4?
46:47 <Reta> !dist 45 30
46:47 <diebot> Reta, Length of hypotenuse: 54.083269
46:48 <Ballig> 4/10
46:50 <Poog> no matter
46:53 <Poog> dog will be dead soon
46:54 <Ballig> it's Poog's turn
46:55 <Chuffy> "Other goblins come help Chuffy"
47:05 <Poog> slash
47:07 <Poog> with dogslasher
47:17 <Poog> base bonus is?
47:18 <Ballig> roll to hit
47:20 <Poog> +1 or +3?
47:23 <Ballig> +1
47:23 <Chuffy> I think I need a 20 to do anything decent up here
47:25 <Poog> !throw 1d20+1
47:25 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+1: [1d20=16] 17
47:28 <Chuffy> I've got no decent equipment to help
47:42 <Poog> yes I got the magic thingie
47:44 <Poog> from the chief
47:47 <Ballig> you hit
47:48 <Poog> but I hit anyway
47:50 <Ballig> the dog disappears
47:56 <Ballig> movement action remaining
47:57 <Poog> oh he was that close to death
48:13 <Chuffy> I've done no damage
48:14 <Poog> movet O 14
48:16 <Chuffy> it seems unlikely she would escape
48:22 <Poog> can I climb form there too?
48:27 <Chuffy> haha
48:28 <Poog> neermind I dont need to climb
48:31 <Poog> I can shoot from below
48:32 <Poog> now GET mog up
48:39 <Ballig> ending turn?
48:42 <Chuffy> yeah it might have been useful if I set the firework off up here
48:49 <Mogmurch> "wer dog gon ?"
48:50 <Poog> O14
48:56 <Poog> I want to move ot O 14
49:00 <Poog> as far in that directon
49:02 <Poog> as much as possible
49:05 <Ballig> make a climb check
49:16 <Mogmurch> "kill it so gud it go pop"
49:32 <Ballig> Poog: climb check
49:34 <Poog> I make climb?
49:34 <Ballig> strength-based
49:35 <Ballig> yeah
49:48 <Poog> !throw 1d20+2
49:49 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+2: [1d20=20] 22
49:52 <Poog> wee
49:56 <Poog> I can FLY..
50:02 <Ballig> it's Reta's turn
50:19 <Reta> !throw 1d20+5
50:19 <diebot> Reta, 1d20+5: [1d20=2] 7
50:20 <Reta> me shootry!
50:22 <Poog> misss
50:23 <Ballig> you miss her
50:26 <Ballig> movement remaining
50:27 <Poog> anwyay I bet she has..
50:48 <Poog> dmg reduction
50:50 <Chuffy> do you still have the spider climbing
50:53 <Chuffy> potion
50:53 <Poog> I have 2 firebolts left
50:57 <Reta> !throw 1d20+1 climb
50:58 <diebot> Reta, climb: [1d20=20] 21
51:10 <Ballig> it's Chuffy's turn
51:43 <Chuffy> am I still on the uh
51:50 <Chuffy> is it just rope
52:29 <Chuffy> I cut the rope
52:48 <Chuffy> what about if I burn the rope
52:53 <Ballig> you can burn them
52:59 <Chuffy> I do so
53:02 <Ballig> using?
53:05 <Chuffy> tindertwig
53:13 <Ballig> okay, you spend a full round setting the ropes on fire
53:17 <Ballig> it's Mogmurch's turn
53:19 <Chuffy> "Burn, baby, burn!"
53:31 <Chuffy> I only need the tip of it to burn off
53:40 <Chuffy> I'll make sure the fire spreads to all of them
54:26 <Ballig> roll 1d8+1
54:35 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d8+1
54:36 <diebot> Mogmurch, 1d8+1: [1d8=5] 6
55:11 <Mogmurch> l14
55:19 <Ballig> Vorka begins casting a spell
55:29 <Poog> again
55:30 <Ballig> it's Poog's turn
55:32 <Poog> nevermind finish the job
55:36 <Poog> Shoot at her using firebolt
55:41 <Ballig> you're too far away
55:44 <Ballig> she's a good 40 feet above you
55:46 <Poog> Climb more then
55:50 <Poog> or cant?
55:54 <Poog> oh dear
55:56 <Ballig> you can start to climb
55:57 <Poog> climb some then
55:59 <Ballig> roll climb
56:11 <Poog> !throw 1d20
56:12 <diebot> Poog, 1d20: [1d20=6] 6
56:15 <Poog> fail?
56:15 <Poog> :D
56:33 <Ballig> you can't find any purchase
56:37 <Ballig> standard action remaining
56:41 <Chuffy> good observation
57:49 <Chuffy> not your usual characters
57:50 <Ballig> Poog: standard action remaining
57:51 <Poog> okay so chug a cure light wounds on myself
57:56 <Ballig> okay, roll 1d8+1
57:57 <Poog> !throw 1d8+1
57:58 <diebot> Poog, 1d8+1: [1d8=6] 7
58:03 <Ballig> 10/10
58:03 <Poog> wand
58:05 <Ballig> it's Reta's turn
58:06 <Poog> k good
58:19 <Ballig> !dist 30 20
58:20 <diebot> Ballig, Length of hypotenuse: 36.055513
58:25 <Reta> !throw 1d20+1 climb
58:26 <diebot> Reta, climb: [1d20=1] 2
58:33 <Reta> !throw 1d20+5
58:33 <diebot> Reta, 1d20+5: [1d20=16] 21
58:35 <Poog> give the spider silk
58:36 <Ballig> you hit her
58:37 <Ballig> roll damage
58:37 <Poog> to 
58:39 <Poog> oh
58:40 <Reta> !throw 1d4+1 dmg
58:40 <diebot> Reta, dmg: [1d4=2] 3
58:41 <Poog> finally
58:48 <Chuffy> good on you
58:52 <Chuffy> do it again
59:15 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+5 concentration
59:16 <diebot> Ballig, concentration: [1d20=10] 15
59:18 <Ballig> she keeps her spell
59:31 <Ballig> it's Chuffy's turn
59:34 <Ballig> the ropes finish burning, and fall
59:45 <Chuffy> "We come get you now"
59:54 <Chuffy> I slide down the pole
59:59 <Ballig> roll climb
00:08 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20+2 climb
00:09 <diebot> Chuffy, climb: [1d20=16] 18
00:13 <Ballig> you get to the bottom of the mast
00:19 <Ballig> it's Mogmurch's turn
00:21 <Poog> what u gonna do haha
00:24 <Chuffy> "you goblins not helping chuffy"
00:35 <Poog> goive sspider climb to get him up my side
00:54 <Poog> and make sure he chugs his shiled pot down too
01:04 <Chuffy> what are your hp guys
01:07 <Poog> full
01:09 <Chuffy> 5/11 here
01:12 <Ballig> 10/10, 10/13, 10/10
01:14 <Poog> I can heal
01:29 <Chuffy> forget it, just get Vorka
01:32 <Poog> k
01:36 <Chuffy> I'm a bit useless, I can heal myself
01:56 <Chuffy> what gear do you have
02:08 <MekkisScreen> !idealscenario gm=10339 player=22870,22871,22876
02:25 <Poog> range
02:27 <Poog> the whole thing
02:28 <Chuffy> "Chuffy cut off escape route. Ha ha ha ha!"
02:35 <Poog> anwyay, give..
02:48 <Chuffy> what gear do you have 
03:00 <Chuffy> gear Mogmurch
03:05 MekkisScreen is now known as Deceased
03:13 <Ballig> roll climb
03:31 Deceased is now known as Grolschmir
04:27 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20-2 climb
04:28 <diebot> Mogmurch, climb: [1d20=19] 17
04:36 <Ballig> you climb 20 feet up the pole
04:37 <Chuffy> you only need about a 10 I think
04:53 <Ballig> !dist 25 10
04:54 <diebot> Ballig, Length of hypotenuse: 26.925824
05:04 <Ballig> Vorka finishes casting her spell
05:09 <Ballig> a dog appears next to Chuffy
05:18 <Chuffy> "what dis"
05:19 <Ballig> and bites at him
05:21 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+2 bite
05:21 <diebot> Ballig, bite: [1d20=6] 8
05:23 <Ballig> but misses
05:25 * Chuffy sidesteps
05:32 <Poog> deal with te fking dawg..
05:37 <Ballig> Vorka drinks a potion
05:46 <Chuffy> potion of what
05:47 <Ballig> it's Poog's turn
05:48 <Chuffy> we haven't hit her
05:48 <Ballig> you don't know
05:59 <Reta> but it has skull and crossbones on the side
06:01 <Reta> so it can't be good
06:13 <Poog> climb up ple?
06:16 <Ballig> roll climb
06:36 <Poog> !throw 1d20
06:36 <diebot> Poog, 1d20: [1d20=16] 16
06:36 <Ballig> with one movement action you get 15 feet up (the pole is 40 feet high in total)
06:39 <Poog> so we are...
06:41 <Poog> in range? :D
06:44 <Ballig> she's 25 feet away from you
06:47 * Poog laughs an evil goblin laugh
06:51 <Poog> if I negative energy channel?
06:58 <Poog> who do I hit?
07:04 <Poog> since Im like sooo far into the air..?
07:09 <Poog> eveyrone?
07:10 <Poog> or?
07:18 <Poog> oh okay
07:20 <Poog> firebolt
07:24 <Ballig> roll to hit
07:26 <Poog> !throw 1d20+3
07:26 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+3: [1d20=17] 20
07:29 <Ballig> you hit !
07:30 <Ballig> roll damage
07:32 <Poog> !throw 1d6
07:32 <diebot> Poog, 1d6: [1d6=1] 1
07:35 <Poog> poof
07:37 <Ballig> singing her
07:39 <Ballig> how many firebolts remaining?
07:41 <Poog> but anwyay 1 last charge
07:42 <Poog> yeah
07:46 <Chuffy> that's the first bit of damage we've done to her
07:55 <Chuffy> oh
08:03 <Ballig> it's Reta's turn
08:36 <Reta> !throw 1d20+5
08:37 <diebot> Reta, 1d20+5: [1d20=7] 12
08:40 <Reta> so it can't be good
08:40 <Ballig> you miss her
08:48 <Ballig> roll climb
08:52 <Poog> deal with the dwags on bototm I think
08:53 <Reta> !throw 1d20+1 climb
08:53 <diebot> Reta, climb: [1d20=4] 5
08:59 <Ballig> you panick and can't get a hold
09:03 <Ballig> it's Chuffy's turn
09:05 <Poog> ahaha
09:17 <Chuffy> can I lay the ladder up against that mast
09:22 <Chuffy> from 
09:23 <Chuffy> L15
09:36 <Ballig> you're being attacked by a dog
09:41 <Chuffy> yeah I don't care about that
09:45 <Ballig> it'll provoke an AOO
09:47 <Chuffy> yeah
09:49 <Poog> Id say
09:51 <Chuffy> what about the ladder
09:51 <Ballig> okay
09:52 <Poog> just kill the dwag
09:53 <Chuffy> the ladder the ladder
09:53 <Ballig> you can
09:57 <Ballig> it's a movement action
10:02 <Chuffy> yeah ok I do that
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10:06 <Chuffy> yeah but it saves loads of movement
10:09 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+2 bite
10:09 <diebot> Ballig, bite: [1d20=9] 11
10:12 <Ballig> it tries to bite you
10:13 <Chuffy> you can't even get down that one you're trying to use
10:16 <Ballig> standard action remaining
10:19 * Chuffy sidesteps
10:23 <Chuffy> is the ladder down?
10:26 <Ballig> yeah
10:29 <Ballig> it's also up
10:31 <Chuffy> ;)
10:33 <Chuffy> I uh
10:36 <Ballig> all a matter of perspective
10:50 <Chuffy> take out a potion of cure light wounds 
11:03 <Chuffy> exchanging for the CMW I guess
11:31 <Ballig> okay
11:34 <Ballig> it's Mogmurch's turn
11:59 <Chuffy> "Use ladder"
12:01 <Poog> how much is the range of the dragon breath thing
12:02 <Ballig> roll climb
12:06 <Ballig> Poog: 25ft
12:11 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20-2 climb
12:11 <diebot> Mogmurch, climb: [1d20=20] 18
12:27 <Ballig> you are just within range
12:34 <Ballig> Mogmurch breathes fire at Vorka
12:44 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+5 reflex
12:44 <diebot> Ballig, reflex: [1d20=15] 20
12:49 <Poog> she dodges
12:50 <Ballig> she avoids half the damage
12:52 <Poog>  but..
12:52 <Ballig> roll
12:57 <Poog> still alot of dmg?
12:59 <Mogmurch> !throw 4d6
12:59 <diebot> Mogmurch, 4d6: [4d6=6,1,4,4] 15
13:07 <Ballig> burning her for 7 damage
13:11 <Chuffy> "Fire! Fire!"
13:14 <Poog> what sort of state is she in now?
13:22 <Ballig> vorka throws a ball of fire at Mogmurch
13:26 <Poog> arrows..
13:27 <Poog> owww
13:36 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+5
13:36 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+5: [1d20=15] 20
13:39 <Ballig> hitting him
13:41 <Poog> okay
13:44 <Poog> how much dmg?
14:00 <Ballig> !throw 1d6+3
14:00 <diebot> Ballig, 1d6+3: [1d6=5] 8
14:02 <Ballig> dealing 8 damage
14:09 <Poog> oww :P
14:12 <Ballig> Mogmurch is on 2/10
14:20 <Ballig> the dog attacks Chuffy
14:23 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+2 bite
14:23 <diebot> Ballig, bite: [1d20=4] 6
14:25 <Ballig> but misses
14:27 * Chuffy sidesteps
14:27 <Ballig> it's Poog's turn
14:30 <Chuffy> "silly dog"
15:05 <Chuffy> the frog DID eat someone
15:09 <Poog> hahah
15:28 <Poog> zap again
15:32 <Ballig> roll to hit
15:38 <Poog> !throw 1d20+3
15:39 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+3: [1d20=7] 10
15:41 <Ballig> you miss
15:42 <Poog> miss
15:44 <Poog> climb
15:45 <Poog> up
15:49 <Poog> !throw 1d20
15:50 <diebot> Poog, 1d20: [1d20=16] 16
15:50 <Ballig> roll climb
15:53 <Poog> climbing
16:12 <Poog> rememeber
16:12 <Ballig> you're 30 feet up
16:12 <Poog> its not the end..
16:12 <Ballig> (15 feet from Vorka)
16:12 <Poog> I have...
16:14 <Poog> CHANNEL NEGATIVE ENERGY
16:17 <Poog> Im going ot bring her with me
16:22 <Ballig> it's Reta's turn
16:32 <Ballig> roll the zing
16:43 <Reta> !throw 1d20+5 arror!
16:43 <diebot> Reta, arror!: [1d20=6] 11
16:45 <Ballig> zzzzing
16:46 <Ballig> you miss
16:47 <Ballig> movement remains
16:52 <Reta> !throw 1d20+1 climb
16:53 <diebot> Reta, climb: [1d20=10] 11
17:01 <Ballig> you move down the ladder
17:15 <Poog> give me a clear shot..
17:20 <Ballig> it's Chuffy's turn
17:20 <Poog> Im going to negative energy channel
17:56 <Chuffy> I drink the CLW potion
17:58 <Ballig> that provokes AOO
18:03 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+2 bite
18:04 <diebot> Ballig, bite: [1d20=10] 12
18:06 <Ballig> it misses you
18:08 <Ballig> roll to heal
18:09 * Chuffy sidesteps
18:12 <Chuffy> !throw 1d8+1
18:13 <diebot> Chuffy, 1d8+1: [1d8=6] 7
18:17 <Ballig> 11/11
18:20 <Ballig> movement remains
18:48 * Chuffy takes out a potion of jump
18:56 <Poog> Im going to blast negative energy at her
19:01 <Chuffy> 5ft step west
19:02 <Chuffy> end turn
19:07 <Ballig> it is Mogmurch's turn
19:09 <Poog> how much dmg
19:12 <Poog> did we do to him
19:14 <Poog> heal urslef
19:47 <Poog> Id say you heal urself
20:04 <Poog> + armor..
20:05 <Poog> not useful
20:13 <Poog> heal
20:17 <Poog> touch ..
20:19 <Poog> wont help
21:31 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d8+1
21:31 <diebot> Mogmurch, 1d8+1: [1d8=3] 4
21:39 <Ballig> it's Vorka's turn
21:43 <Ballig> movement action remains
21:47 <Ballig> roll cilmb
21:48 <Ballig> climb
21:57 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20-2 climb
21:58 <diebot> Mogmurch, climb: [1d20=1] -1
22:12 <Ballig> make a reflex save
22:19 <Ballig> +2 for your bouncy trait
22:38 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+8
22:39 <diebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+8: [1d20=11] 19
22:43 <Ballig> you catch yourself about 15 feet down
22:49 <Ballig> it's Vorka's turn
22:54 <Ballig> she throws a ball of fire at Mogmurch
22:55 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+5
22:56 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+5: [1d20=6] 11
22:58 <Ballig> but it misses him
23:14 <Ballig> it's Poog's turn
23:53 <Poog> clkmb
24:00 <Ballig> roll climb
24:04 <Poog> !throw 1d20
24:04 <diebot> Poog, 1d20: [1d20=8] 8
24:06 <Poog> ooops
24:10 <Ballig> you fall
24:11 <Ballig> roll reflex
24:12 <Poog> oh dear
24:17 <Poog> !throw 1d20+3
24:18 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+3: [1d20=18] 21
24:22 <Ballig> you grab yourself 5 feet down
24:26 <Ballig> you have a standard action remaining
24:28 <Poog> can i shoot uisng jevalin?
24:33 <Ballig> not while climbing
24:37 <Poog> ah k
24:42 <Poog> negative energy channel
24:43 <Poog> who do I hit>
25:26 <Chuffy> The subject can climb and travel on vertical surfaces or even
25:27 <Chuffy> traverse ceilings as well as a spider does. The affected
25:27 <Chuffy> creature must have its hands free to climb in this manner. The
25:27 <Chuffy> subject gains a climb speed of 20 feet and a +8 racial bonus
25:27 <Chuffy> on Climb skill checks; furthermore, it need not make Climb
25:27 <Chuffy> checks to traverse a vertical or horizontal surface (even
25:27 <Chuffy> upside down). A spider climbing creature retains its Dexterity
25:27 <Chuffy> bonus to Armor Class (if any) while climbing, and opponents
25:27 <Chuffy> get no special bonus to their attacks against it. It cannot,
25:27 <Chuffy> however, use the run action while climbing.
25:31 <Ballig> Poog: everyone
25:51 <Poog> K SKIP IT
25:52 <Poog> sorry
25:53 <Poog> haha
26:21 <Ballig> what are you doing
26:25 <Poog> stay where i am
26:26 <Poog> and nothing
26:30 <Poog> cant do anything wiht standrad aciton?
26:31 <Ballig> it is Reta's turn
26:42 <Ballig> you have a movement action
26:45 <Ballig> you get 20 feet up the pole
26:49 <Ballig> it is Chuffy's turn
27:37 <Reta> !dist 40 30
27:38 <diebot> Reta, Length of hypotenuse: 50.000000
28:14 <Chuffy> delay
28:15 <Ballig> it's Mogmurch's turn
28:56 <Ballig> roll climb
29:54 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20-2 climb
29:55 <diebot> Mogmurch, climb: [1d20=6] 4
29:59 <Poog> haha
30:00 <Ballig> make a reflex save
30:03 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+8
30:03 <diebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+8: [1d20=15] 23
30:09 <Ballig> you catch yourself near the bottom
30:15 <Ballig> you have a standard action remaining
30:17 <Ballig> (you're still on the pole)
30:23 <Ballig> you can climb down
30:52 <Ballig> it's Vorka's turn
30:56 <Ballig> she throws her ball of fire at Poog
30:58 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+5
30:58 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+5: [1d20=13] 18
31:00 <Ballig> and hits her
31:02 <Ballig> !throw 1d6+3
31:03 <diebot> Ballig, 1d6+3: [1d6=1] 4
31:05 <Ballig> dealing 4 damage
31:10 <Ballig> (the ball does not return to her this time)
31:21 <Ballig> Poog's on 6/10
31:25 <Ballig> it is Poog's turn
32:22 <Poog> oucch
32:27 <Poog> climb!
32:30 <Ballig> roll
32:31 <Chuffy> un-delay after poog
32:32 <Poog> yes negative energy channel
32:37 <Poog> !throw 1d20
32:38 <diebot> Poog, 1d20: [1d20=9] 9
32:43 <Ballig> you don't get any higher
32:45 <Poog> k
33:04 <Poog> cure light wounds on self?
33:08 <Poog> !throw 1d8+1
33:09 <diebot> Poog, 1d8+1: [1d8=8] 9
33:11 <Poog> full hp
33:12 <Ballig> you're on full
33:21 <Ballig> it's Reta's turn
33:54 <Reta> !throw 1d20+1
33:54 <diebot> Reta, 1d20+1: [1d20=11] 12
34:01 <Ballig> you fail to trip her
34:05 <Ballig> and she attacks you with her scimitar
34:06 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+3
34:07 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+3: [1d20=4] 7
34:09 <Ballig> but misses
34:12 <Ballig> it's Chuffy's turn
34:26 <Chuffy> I open the door
35:08 <Chuffy> I open the chest
36:51 <Ballig> it's Mogmurch's turn
36:54 <Ballig> he fires his crossbow at Vorka
36:56 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+5
36:56 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+5: [1d20=12] 17
36:58 <Ballig> and hits her
36:59 <Ballig> !throw 1d6
37:00 <diebot> Ballig, 1d6: [1d6=5] 5
37:01 <Ballig> for 5 damage
37:01 <Chuffy> "We leave now"
37:08 <Ballig> it's Vorka's turn
37:12 <Ballig> she tries to trip Reta
37:13 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+1
37:13 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+1: [1d20=14] 15
37:17 <Ballig> Reta gets an AOO
37:34 <Reta> !throw 1d20+3 dog
37:35 <diebot> Reta, dog: [1d20=2] 5
37:37 <Ballig> but misses
37:40 <Poog> oooh
37:41 <Ballig> Reta is tripped
37:44 <Ballig> Reta: reflex save
37:53 <Reta> !throw 1d20+3
37:54 <diebot> Reta, 1d20+3: [1d20=11] 14
38:04 <Ballig> Reta catches a rope about 20 feet down
38:08 <Poog> wow ..
38:12 <Ballig> it's Poog's turn
38:22 <Poog> !climb 1d20
38:34 <Poog> !throw 1d20
38:34 <diebot> Poog, 1d20: [1d20=7] 7
38:37 <Poog> oh dear
38:39 <Ballig> you are unable to move any further up
38:41 <Ballig> standard action remains
38:48 <Poog> anyone in range of my channel?
38:49 <Poog> still everyone?
38:55 <Poog> end turn
39:00 <Ballig> it's Reta's turn
39:23 <Poog> u can try..
39:25 <Poog> good luck lol
39:29 <Reta> climd back up
39:32 <Ballig> she gets an AOO on you for tripping
39:40 <Reta> ja ja
39:45 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+3
39:46 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+3: [1d20=13] 16
39:55 <Ballig> !throw 1d4
39:55 <diebot> Ballig, 1d4: [1d4=3] 3
39:57 <Ballig> dealing 3 damage
40:02 <Ballig> 7/13
40:04 <Ballig> make your CMB to trip
40:08 <Reta> !throw 1d20+1
40:08 <diebot> Reta, 1d20+1: [1d20=7] 8
40:12 <Ballig> you fail to trip her
40:14 <Poog> haha
40:15 <Ballig> it's Chuffy's turn
40:21 <Poog> what chuffy going to do?
40:40 <Poog> whats in the chest?
41:03 <Ballig> it's Mogmurch's turn
41:52 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+5
41:53 <diebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+5: [1d20=5] 10
41:55 <Ballig> you  miss
42:01 <Ballig> movement action remaining
42:13 <Poog> we wish..hehe
42:20 <Ballig> it's Vorka's turn
42:24 <Ballig> she tries to trip Reta
42:29 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+1 CMB
42:30 <diebot> Ballig, CMB: [1d20=14] 15
42:30 <Poog> she should be running out of spells..
42:31 <Poog> too
42:43 <Ballig> Reta: AOO
42:43 <Reta> !throw 1d20+3
42:43 <diebot> Reta, 1d20+3: [1d20=10] 13
42:44 <Ballig> you miss her
42:46 <Ballig> but you are tripped
42:48 <Ballig> make a reflex save
42:54 <Reta> !throw 1d20+3
42:55 <diebot> Reta, 1d20+3: [1d20=10] 13
42:59 <Ballig> you catch yourself 20 feet down
43:08 <Poog> god one day oure going ot miss that save
43:15 <Chuffy> or mark that trip !
43:18 <Ballig> it's Poog's turn
43:21 <Poog> climb
43:24 <Ballig> roll
43:25 <Chuffy> who knows what the dice will say !
43:26 <Poog> !throw 1d20
43:26 <diebot> Poog, 1d20: [1d20=2] 2
43:29 <Poog> oh dear
43:29 <Ballig> you fall
43:30 <Ballig> reflex
43:31 <Poog> thats baadd
43:37 <Poog> !throw 1d20+3
43:37 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+3: [1d20=10] 13
43:43 <Ballig> you grab yourself 10 feet from the ground
43:47 <Poog> how many meters am I from her
43:48 <Ballig> it's Chuffy's turn
43:56 <Ballig> Poog: 30 feet, now
43:59 <Poog> wow
44:48 <Poog> can I nuke her from 30 ft now?
45:10 <Poog> M maybe get out of the way?
45:11 <Poog> or how many heals do you ..
45:14 <Poog> all have
45:23 <Ballig> it's Mogmurch's turn
45:42 <Chuffy> "Bye bye Vorka thanks for fireworks"
45:42 <Ballig> 1d20+5
45:44 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+5
45:45 <diebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+5: [1d20=2] 7
45:47 <Ballig> you miss
45:49 <Ballig> movement left
45:55 <Ballig> roll climb if you want to go down the ladder
46:06 <Poog> how many hp do you guys have
46:08 <Poog> else Ill just blast from here
46:10 <Poog> and hit everyone?
46:10 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20-2 climb
46:11 <diebot> Mogmurch, climb: [1d20=10] 8
46:12 <Chuffy> "Maybe one day Licktoad tribe invite you to party for fun and games"
46:14 <Ballig> you can't get on the ladder
46:35 <Poog> hrm
46:42 <Ballig> Reta's turn
46:43 <Poog> why not we get everyone out of teh way
46:47 <Ballig> roll trip
46:48 <Poog> whats trip?
46:58 <Reta> !throw 1d20+1
47:05 <diebot> Reta, 1d20+1: [1d20=18] 19
47:05 <Poog> okay
47:05 <Ballig> she gets an AOO on you
47:08 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+3
47:09 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+3: [1d20=2] 5
47:13 <Ballig> but misses
47:13 <Poog> miss
47:13 <Ballig> she trips
47:14 <Poog> soshetrips
47:16 <Poog> and?
47:17 <Ballig> making a reflex save
47:22 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+5 reflex
47:22 <diebot> Ballig, reflex: [1d20=10] 15
47:26 <Ballig> and catches herself 20 feet down
47:31 <Ballig> it's Vorka's turn
47:33 <Ballig> she drinks a potion
47:35 <Poog> can I move up to her and trip?
47:47 <Ballig> and begins climbing down
47:54 <Poog> ahh wonderful
47:58 <Ballig> it's Poog's turn
48:03 <Ballig> (she's on the bottom deck now)
48:13 <Poog> so I can hit her now?
48:19 <Ballig> define "hit her"
48:22 <Ballig> you're 10 feet above the deck
48:23 <Ballig> she's on the deck
48:28 <Poog> colimg down use javelin
48:43 <Ballig> roll climb
48:48 <Poog> !throw 1d20
48:48 <diebot> Poog, 1d20: [1d20=6] 6
48:52 <Ballig> you fall
48:53 <Ballig> !throw 1d6
48:54 <diebot> Ballig, 1d6: [1d6=2] 2
48:54 <Poog> I guess I drop anwyay
48:56 <Poog> ow
48:56 <Ballig> taking 2 points of damage
48:58 <Ballig> standard action remaining
49:01 <Poog> !throw 1d20+3
49:02 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+3: [1d20=5] 8
49:05 <Poog> miss
49:07 <Ballig> you miss her
49:09 <Ballig> it's Reta's turn
49:12 <Poog> get down?
49:14 <Ballig> you're 40 feet above the deck
49:17 <Poog> or stay up
49:17 <Poog> up to you
49:21 <Poog> Im going ot channle negative energy
50:16 <Reta> !throw 1d20+5
50:18 <diebot> Reta, 1d20+5: [1d20=3] 8
50:21 <Ballig> you miss her
50:23 <Ballig> movement remains
50:34 <Reta> slide 20ft down
50:49 <Ballig> it's Chuffy's turn
51:18 <Poog> so..
51:20 <Poog> fireworks?
51:21 <Poog> hahaha
51:37 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20+2 climb
51:38 <diebot> Chuffy, climb: [1d20=2] 4
51:43 <Ballig> you can't get down
51:48 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20+2 climb
51:48 <diebot> Chuffy, climb: [1d20=16] 18
51:51 <Ballig> you get down
52:31 <Ballig> it's Mogmurch's turn
52:37 <Poog> shoot Id say
52:54 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+5
52:55 <diebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+5: [1d20=17] 22
52:58 <Ballig> you hit her
52:59 <Ballig> roll damage 1d6
53:09 <Poog> yeah acutally
53:11 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d6
53:12 <diebot> Mogmurch, 1d6: [1d6=5] 5
53:18 <Poog> what state is the witch in
53:19 <Ballig> movement remains
53:22 <Poog> she took a potion though
53:37 <Poog> we're all running out of steam here
54:07 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20-2 climb
54:08 <diebot> Mogmurch, climb: [1d20=1] -1
54:12 <Ballig> it's Vorka's turn
54:15 <Ballig> she throws a dart at Chuffy
54:18 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+5
54:19 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+5: [1d20=17] 22
54:21 <Ballig> and hits him
54:22 <Ballig> !throw 1d3
54:23 <diebot> Ballig, 1d3: [1d3=3] 3
54:24 <Poog> ow
54:24 <Ballig> dealing 3 damage
54:32 <Ballig> it's Poog's turn
54:49 <Poog> if I move to..
54:53 <Poog> M17 and channel who I hit?
55:08 <Poog> still 
55:11 <Poog> no I dont
55:19 <Poog> last..
55:23 <Poog> javelin
55:26 <Ballig> roll to hit
55:29 <Poog> !throw 1d20+3
55:30 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+3: [1d20=16] 19
55:32 <Ballig> you hit her
55:32 <Ballig> roll damage
55:39 <Poog> !throw 1d4
55:39 <diebot> Poog, 1d4: [1d4=4] 4
55:43 <Ballig> dealing 4 damage
55:49 <Ballig> it's Reta's turn
55:49 <Poog> how does she look?
56:11 <Ballig> roll to hit
56:19 <Reta> !throw 1d20+3 dog
56:20 <diebot> Reta, dog: [1d20=1] 4
56:22 <Ballig> you miss her
56:25 <Ballig> it's Chuffy's turn
56:31 Thawne ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
56:54 <Thawne> back
57:07 Grolschmir is now known as MekkiSScreen
57:10 Ballig gives voice to Thawne
57:14 <Ballig> it's Mogmurch's turn
57:25 <Thawne> !throw 1d20+5
57:26 <diebot> Thawne, 1d20+5: [1d20=10] 15
57:28 <Ballig> you miss her
57:29 <Ballig> movement remainig
57:30 <Poog> where did the dawg come from?
57:35 <Poog> aw
57:41 <Thawne> !throw 1d20-2 climb
57:42 <diebot> Thawne, climb: [1d20=5] 3
57:45 <Ballig> you don't climb down it
57:59 <Ballig> Vorka attacks Reta with her scimitar
58:01 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+3
58:01 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+3: [1d20=10] 13
58:03 <Ballig> but misses
58:05 <Ballig> it's Poog's turn
58:07 <Poog> owww
58:10 Mogmurch has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
58:15 <Poog> run up to her and hit her?
58:39 <Ballig> roll to hit, 1d20+2
58:44 <Poog> !throw 1d20+1
58:44 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+1: [1d20=11] 12
58:45 Thawne is now known as Mogmurch
58:47 <Ballig> you miss
58:48 <Ballig> it's Reta's turn
58:51 <Poog> oh sorry missed anwyay
59:27 <Reta> !throw 1d20+5
59:28 <diebot> Reta, 1d20+5: [1d20=1] 6
59:32 <Ballig> you miss
59:37 <Ballig> Chuffy's turn
59:38 <Poog> miss
59:42 <Poog> btw I need to go for dinner
59:44 <Poog> just take over me for a while
59:48 <Poog> just keep attacking
59:52 <Poog> and heal whoever who needs healing
59:53 <Ballig> it's Mogmurch's turn
59:55 <Poog> willbeo nline
59:59 <Poog> but not arouund
00:03 <Poog> just wack
00:06 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+5
00:06 <Poog> Im out of options acutally
00:07 <diebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+5: [1d20=3] 8
00:08 <Ballig> miss
00:17 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20-2 climb
00:18 <diebot> Mogmurch, climb: [1d20=1] -1
00:24 <Ballig> Vorka attacks Reta
00:26 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+3
00:26 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+3: [1d20=20] 23
00:28 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+3
00:29 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+3: [1d20=12] 15
00:31 <Ballig> regular hit
00:32 <Poog> ow
00:34 <Poog> how much
00:37 <Poog> k
00:42 <Ballig> !throw 1d4
00:42 <diebot> Ballig, 1d4: [1d4=4] 4
00:45 <Ballig> delaing 4 damage
00:55 <Poog> ow
00:56 <Ballig> it's Poog's turn
00:57 <Ballig> she attacks
00:58 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+2
00:59 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+2: [1d20=9] 11
01:00 <Poog> hp onreta?
01:01 <Ballig> but misses
01:03 <Poog> whats reta hp
01:05 <Ballig> it's Reta's turn
01:06 <Ballig> 3/13
01:13 <Poog> k
01:16 <Poog> healher
01:19 <Poog> when possible
01:21 <Poog> dinner :D
01:29 <Reta> step back
01:31 <Reta> !throw 1d20+5
01:32 <diebot> Reta, 1d20+5: [1d20=3] 8
01:34 <Ballig> you miss
01:36 <Ballig> it's Chuffy's turn
01:47 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20+2
01:47 <diebot> Chuffy, 1d20+2: [1d20=7] 9
01:51 <Chuffy> !throw 1d20+2
01:51 <diebot> Chuffy, 1d20+2: [1d20=10] 12
02:01 <Ballig> it's Mogmurch's turn
02:38 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+5
02:39 <diebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+5: [1d20=15] 20
02:41 <Ballig> you hit her
02:42 <Ballig> roll damage
02:47 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d6
02:48 <diebot> Mogmurch, 1d6: [1d6=2] 2
02:54 <Ballig> movement remaining
02:56 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20-2 climb
02:57 <diebot> Mogmurch, climb: [1d20=8] 6
03:04 <Ballig> Vorka turns and attacks Poog
03:05 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+3
03:06 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+3: [1d20=14] 17
03:13 <Ballig> and just hits
03:14 <Ballig> !throw 1d4
03:15 <diebot> Ballig, 1d4: [1d4=4] 4
03:17 <Ballig> for 4 damage
03:23 <Ballig> Poog is on 4/10
03:26 <Ballig> it's Poog's turn
03:30 <Reta> !throw 1d20+5
03:31 <diebot> Reta, 1d20+5: [1d20=8] 13
03:48 <Ballig> Poog takes a 5 foot step northeast
04:01 <Ballig> and uses a wand on herself
04:04 <Ballig> !throw 1d8+1
04:04 <diebot> Ballig, 1d8+1: [1d8=5] 6
04:09 <Ballig> she's on 10/10
04:14 <Ballig> it's Reta's turn
04:23 <Reta> shoot at her!
04:27 <Reta> !throw 1d20+5
04:28 <diebot> Reta, 1d20+5: [1d20=2] 7
04:29 <Ballig> you miss
04:31 <Reta> !throw 1d20+5
04:31 <Ballig> movement remains
04:32 <diebot> Reta, 1d20+5: [1d20=2] 7
04:32 <Reta> !throw 1d20+5
04:32 <diebot> Reta, 1d20+5: [1d20=12] 17
04:32 <diebot> Reta, 1d20+5: [1d20=7] 12
04:33 <diebot> Reta, 1d20+5: [1d20=15] 20
04:33 <Reta> !throw 1d20+5
04:33 <diebot> Reta, 1d20+5: [1d20=8] 13
04:33 <diebot> Reta, 1d20+5: [1d20=16] 21
04:34 <diebot> Reta, 1d20+5: [1d20=7] 12
04:38 <Ballig> it's Chuffy's turn
05:01 <Ballig> it's Mogmurch's turn
05:07 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+5
05:08 <diebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+5: [1d20=18] 23
05:10 <Ballig> you hit
05:11 <Ballig> roll damage
05:13 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d6
05:14 <diebot> Mogmurch, 1d6: [1d6=4] 4
05:19 <Ballig> movement remains
05:31 <Ballig> it's Vorka' sturn
05:32 <Ballig> she takes a 5 foot step
05:39 <Ballig> and attacks Poog
05:40 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+3
05:41 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+3: [1d20=16] 19
05:42 <Ballig> and hits
05:43 <Ballig> !throw 1d4
05:44 <diebot> Ballig, 1d4: [1d4=3] 3
05:45 <Ballig> for 3 damage
05:54 <Ballig> Poog takes a 5 foot step northeast
06:00 <Ballig> and uses her wand on Reta
06:01 <Ballig> !throw 1d8+1
06:02 <diebot> Ballig, 1d8+1: [1d8=6] 7
06:08 <Ballig> reta's turn
06:10 <Reta> 10/13
06:31 <Reta> !throw 1d20+3 whack!
06:32 <diebot> Reta, whack!: [1d20=1] 4
06:34 <Ballig> you miss
06:35 <Brunius> You guys have been at this for 6 hours
06:38 <Ballig> it's Chuffy's turn
06:40 <Ballig> he keeps running
06:43 <Ballig> it's Mogmurch's turn
06:53 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+5
06:53 <diebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+5: [1d20=6] 11
07:04 <Ballig> Vorka attacks Reta
07:05 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+3
07:05 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+3: [1d20=20] 23
07:07 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+3
07:08 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+3: [1d20=9] 12
07:09 <Ballig> normal hit
07:11 <Ballig> !throw 1d4
07:11 <diebot> Ballig, 1d4: [1d4=1] 1
07:13 <Ballig> for 1 damage
07:16 <Reta> 9
07:21 <Ballig> Poog steps forward and attacks her
07:22 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+2
07:23 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+2: [1d20=2] 4
07:27 <Ballig> Reta's turn
07:56 <Reta> !throw 1d20+3 whack!
07:56 <diebot> Reta, whack!: [1d20=8] 11
07:58 <Ballig> miss
08:17 <Ballig> !rng 1 2 3 4
08:17 <diebot> Ballig, 1
08:24 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+5
08:25 <diebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+5: [1d20=14] 19
08:27 <Ballig> you hit
08:28 <Ballig> roll damage
08:30 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d6
08:30 <diebot> Mogmurch, 1d6: [1d6=6] 6
08:34 <Ballig> she's disabled
08:40 <Poog> oh finally
08:43 <Poog> BLEED
08:43 <Ballig> she tries to attack Reta
08:46 <Ballig> !throw 1d20+3
08:46 <Poog> I have the spell
08:46 <Poog> use it :P
08:47 <diebot> Ballig, 1d20+3: [1d20=8] 11
08:51 <Ballig> and falls unconscious, dying
08:55 <Poog> miss down?
08:57 <Poog> bleed..
09:01 <Poog> make sure she stays down
09:15 <Ballig> you all run off after Chuffy
09:52 <Poog> whyyy :P
10:37 <Poog> hahaha
10:48 <Chuffy> "Chuffy have last laugh"
10:52 <Reta> !throw 1d20+5 potshot at chuffy
10:53 <diebot> Reta, potshot at chuffy: [1d20=1] 6
10:58 <Reta> hits poog
11:02 <Reta> !throw 1d4
11:03 <diebot> Reta, 1d4: [1d4=1] 1
11:12 <Poog> solol
12:04 * Poog lies flat on teh ground
12:04 <Poog> omg
12:13 Chuffy is now known as Avatar
12:15 <Ballig> you be goblins!
12:16 <Reta> tadah!
12:23 Reta is now known as Thelen
12:28 <Brunius> 6 hour 12 minute game, assuming no breaks
13:11 <Ballig> 5 minute break!
13:15 <Ballig> 6 hours isn't bad for an entire scenario
13:55 <Avatar> you missed out on a sweet sweet game Brunius
14:02 <Brunius> Meh
14:08 <Ballig> it was a sweet game of we be goblins
14:25 <Poog> lol
14:29 <Poog> my god
14:30 Poog is now known as Mort
15:02 <Mekkis> TPK?
15:16 <Mort> but oh my god
15:18 <Mort> at the end
15:31 <Brunius> Yeah
15:35 <Brunius> They got TPKed
15:40 <Mort> yeah but god..
15:44 <Mekkis> "Don't worry. It happens to every mage sooner or later..."
15:55 <Mort> I have mage armor :P
16:12 <Mort> gg
16:15 <Mort> how much hp does vorka hav
16:16 <Mort> e
16:23 <Ballig> nah, Vorka runs out of resources quickly
16:24 <Thelen> thanksies aloots!
16:24 <Mort> god she took an insane amount of punishment
16:26 <Mort> yeah
16:27 <Mort> thank gods
16:28 <Mort> and thanks
16:34 <Avatar> Chuffy was just running away with the goods while they were still fighting
16:38 <Mort> I think at the end we were both at nothing left
16:38 <Mort> hahaa
16:39 <Mort> chuffy?
16:40 <Mogmurch> fun session. thanks
16:42 <Mort> that rogue darnit
17:02 <Mort> the swarm is fking dangerous
17:07 <Avatar> yeah
17:07 <Mort> thank goodness for bombs..
17:10 <Brunius> Swarms are very annoying
17:11 <Avatar> buy your wizard a butterfly net
17:17 <Mort> I think
17:17 <Mort> why?
17:18 <Mort> whats that net for haha
17:18 <Ballig> the swarm and the produce flame are her most dangerous attacks
17:19 <Mort> I can
17:21 <Ballig> the rest are like, summon a dog
17:25 <Mort> dog easy to drop
17:31 <Mort> whats a butterfly net for
17:34 <Mort> it wont catch spiders will it?
18:07 <Ballig> it's used like a net, but against swarms
19:15 <Mort> what hapepns when u cartch them
19:53 <Mekkis> did you use the fireworks?
20:07 <Avatar> then they can't attack you anymore
20:14 <Avatar> I did but I didn't realise it doesn't go off straight away
20:17 <Thelen> hehehe
20:17 <Avatar> so Vorka just moved
20:17 <Mort> ahh coool
23:33 <Mekkis> you can keep it pointed at her, right?
23:54 <Mort> if we can just keep negative energy blast on..
24:00 <Mort> actually dunno if itd hurt her more then us
24:05 <Mort> think us more
24:08 <Mort> but if we can heal more..
24:12 <Mort> well its a dangeorus thing
24:20 <Ballig> she has 29hp
24:23 <Ballig> and three potions of cure light wounds
24:27 <Mort> god
24:32 <Mort> so itd drop to an endurance fight
24:36 <Mort> which in teh end it did?
24:36 <Ballig> and one prepared CLW spell that she normally drops for summon nature's ally
24:43 <Mort> ah
24:47 <Mort> natures ally is stoopid
24:48 <Mort> dogs easy
25:44 <Mekkis> I thought I read somewhere that SNA for riding dogs is a misprint
27:35 <Ballig> it doesn't say riding dog, it says dog
27:35 <Brunius> sna?
27:35 <Ballig> summon nature's ally
27:35 <Brunius> ah
29:49 <Ballig> Mort, Thelen, Thawne: PM me the name and PFS number of the character you want to apply credit to (any character level 1 or 2), and tell me what chronicle sheet number it is, what faction they are, starting XP, starting prestige, starting gold
30:31 <Avatar> pretty sure they all only have a single level 1 or 2 character
30:50 <Mekkis> Ballig, could you PM diebot your reported sessions?
30:59 <Mort> okay so
31:00 <Ballig> again?
31:01 <Mort> wha was it about
31:04 <Mort> the butterfly net again
31:08 <Mort> I can use it to catch swarms
31:09 <Mekkis> yeah
31:12 <Mort> using range touch attacks
31:14 <Ballig> Mort: I need more info than that
31:16 <Mort> if I catch, swarm gone? :D
32:25 <Avatar> jesus someone copied the site
32:34 <Avatar> http://wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesizer/content.php?theme=1&music=2&url=dnd.ballig.net
32:55 <Ballig> the hell
33:00 <Ballig> oh, ha, turns it into a geocities site
33:04 <Ballig> I am pretty sure that's automated
33:10 <Avatar> no someone copied it
33:24 <Ballig> it's called "the geocities-izer"
33:24 <Ballig> so that sounds automated
33:28 <Avatar> that means nothing
33:29 <Mort> okay 
33:34 <Mort> how do you use a buttefly net
33:39 <Mort> you throw it with ranged attacks and?
33:41 <Ballig> http://wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesizer/content.php?theme=1&music=2&url=paizo.com
33:44 <Ballig> you add any URL you want at the end
34:04 <Avatar> you're ruining my fun 
34:19 <Ballig> :p
34:25 <Ballig> I think you underestimate me
34:48 <Avatar> sorry, you are king of the fun ruiners :(
35:17 <Ballig> :(
35:29 <Avatar> Mort: it's a melee touch 
35:40 <Mort> whats the dif
35:43 <Mort> between melee touch
35:47 <Mort> and so you catch it and whath appens?
35:51 <Avatar> you ignore, uh, armour
35:57 <Avatar> and they become entangled
36:02 <Avatar> there's a full description for it
36:04 <Avatar> look up the item
37:01 <Mekkis> which book?
37:26 <Mort> Benefit: When you throw a net, you make a ranged touch attack against your target. A net's maximum range is 10 feet. If you hit, the target is entangled. An entangled creature takes a –2 penalty on attack rolls and a –4 penalty on Dexterity, can move at only half speed, and cannot charge or run.
37:35 <Mort> so whats the point. it stil can hit you?
37:38 <Mort> still can run?
37:41 <Mort> you still need to kill it?
38:52 <Mort> but scary things aobut swarms
38:56 <Mort> its its physical dmg..
38:58 <Mort> immunity
39:01 <Mort> cant kill them conventionally
39:03 <Mort> need ae
39:21 <Mort> wel lI have 5 jugs of alchemoist fire..
39:46 <Mekkis> depending on the swarm, you sometimes can
40:11 <Mort> but even netting it
40:15 <Mort> doesnt stop it from hitting you
40:23 <Mort> why not skip the extras and get to kilin
40:38 <Mort> agasint the swarm if I had wanted to I could negative energy channel right?
40:40 <Mort> itd hurt thlem?
40:44 <Mort> but of course us as well
41:33 <Mekkis> yeah
41:48 <Mekkis> you're a goblin!
41:59 <Mekkis> friendly fire is FUNNY
42:30 <Mort> dunno
42:36 <Mort> somehow I think sometimes its necessary
42:45 <Mort> if you think that itll hurt them more hten it hurts you
42:52 <Mekkis> no
43:09 <Mekkis> if you hurt them, and it hurts your "allies", and it's funny, you do it.
43:14 <Mekkis> You're playing a GOBLIN
43:37 <Mort> oh
44:36 <Jaggedsoul> I love we be goblins
44:38 <Mort> oh ya
44:39 <Ballig> Avatar blew up Thelen and enjoyed it
44:43 <Mort> oh lol
44:45 <Mort> okay
44:47 <Mort> now whwat.
44:48 <Mort> OH yes
44:52 <Mort> what was the gorge of gluttons thing for
44:54 <Mort> never found out..
45:08 <Ballig> that was the horse bane dogslicer wasn't it
45:14 <Jaggedsoul> dragonsbreath
45:43 <Mort> noo
45:47 <Mort> thats was the gourd
46:13 <Mort> gorge of gluttons
46:32 <Ballig> pretty sure that was the horsebane dogslicer
46:36 <Ballig> that was just the name he gave to it
50:16 Mort has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
50:58 <Brunius> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8Bc7eRTdWY&feature=related
51:00 <Brunius> Like a bos
51:02 <Brunius> s
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53:41 <Mort> ooof
54:42 <Ballig> hm 1435.5 gold on my cleric
55:05 <Mort> hrmm
55:09 <Mort> what should we do
55:12 <Mort> we have shinies!
55:16 <Mort> sorry bit of poog still on me
55:21 <Ballig> :p
55:48 <Ballig> could afford to magick my armour !
55:49 <Mort> ever burning torch herei  come
55:54 <Mort> I have no armour
55:57 <Avatar> `op
55:59 <Mort> how much for a ring of intelligence
56:01 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Avatar
56:03 * Avatar removes voice from Avatar Mogmurch Thelen
56:05 <Ballig> no such thing
56:08 <Ballig> do you mean headband of intelligence
56:15 <Avatar> lots more than 1000gp
56:20 <Avatar> or 1435.5gp
56:21 <Ballig> it's about 4000 I think
56:26 <Mort> OH my gawd.
56:31 <Mort> so its only adventuring stuff :(
56:32 <Avatar> on the bright side, it's +2 int
56:34 * Mort looks sad
56:59 <Mort> Oh
57:00 <Avatar> I'm going to aim to run a game on wed/thurs or friday
57:03 <Mort> but Ican get my mulechords!
57:03 <Avatar> if people are here
57:06 <Mort> thurs please :P
57:07 <Mort> weds Im out
57:17 <Mort> and I shall spend monday and tuesday
57:21 <Mort> dilligently job hunting
57:24 <Ballig> I'll be here
57:34 Avatar has changed the topic to: PFS: Thurs 11am (Avatar, new game) / Sat 11am  | CoTE: Sun 10am || AEDT (UTC+11:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://dnd.ballig.net
57:38 <Ballig> I'm spending all week diligently on leave from work
57:45 <Avatar> maybe you should run a game too
57:52 <Ballig> sure, I'll run a game if people are here
58:04 <Avatar> I wouldn't mind playing first steps 2
58:12 <Ballig> I could get a cloak of resistance, or a pearl of power
58:21 <Avatar> as my first summoner game
58:29 <Mekkis> what type of summoner?
58:33 <Mekkis> the powerful type?
58:46 <Avatar> yeah :)
58:49 <Avatar> snake!
58:54 <Mekkis> fun
59:00 <Avatar> it's uploaded and registered
59:06 <Avatar> @findchar Snake
59:09 <Avatar> !findchar Snake
59:11 <diebot> Avatar, Character: Snake, number: 337( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=337 )
59:16 <Mekkis> trust Avatar to go for the most powerful archetype
59:17 <Avatar> not quite finished I think
59:18 <Jaggedsoul> I'll try to make myself available on wed/thu/fri
59:24 <Avatar> it doesn't have an archetype
59:28 <Avatar> ha !
59:36 <Avatar> says the generalist summoner to the synthesist summoner
59:51 <Mekkis> the generalist is the most powerful archetype
59:55 <Avatar> let's say thursday
00:05 <Ballig> I don't think you can really say someone is "going for the most powerful archetype" when they don't choose an archetype
00:10 <Avatar> I think the synthesist might be if you optimise it
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00:23 <Mort-> okay so
00:26 <Mort-> I need ot
00:34 <Ballig> you need an otter?
00:35 <Mort-> kick my dopelanger off
00:42 <Mort-> I have a weasel thanks
00:43 <Mekkis> what does the eidolon look like?
00:43 <Mort-> called socks
00:50 <Avatar> it's a serpent
00:55 <Mekkis> with a tentacle?
00:55 <Avatar> look at the sheet
01:00 <Avatar> it's ok it's not a secret
01:03 <Ballig> we can't kick your other nick
01:09 <Mekkis> where's the tentacle coming out of?
01:14 <Avatar> it's quite readable also
01:20 <Avatar> something
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01:26 <Mekkis> something?
01:26 <Mort-> there
01:29 <Ballig> it looks like a double-bodied snake
01:29 <Avatar> just out of its bodyh
01:43 <Mekkis> so it's a serpent with a single tentacle coming out of it?
01:54 <Avatar> ye
02:01 <Mekkis> what colour?
02:24 <Avatar> why do you ask
02:38 <Mekkis> you should have an idea of what your eidolon looks like
02:43 <Avatar> oh I do
02:47 <Avatar> but why do you ask
02:52 <Mekkis> because I'm interested
03:00 <Avatar> maybe I will keep it secret
03:02 <Ballig> that's a bit intrusive
03:04 <Mekkis> the more you know about your character, the better you can roleplay it
03:15 <Avatar> it has a tentacle
03:20 <Avatar> I don't think its colour will help you roleplay better
03:24 <Mort-> hmm
03:31 <Mort-> how do you find mulechords?
03:35 <Mort-> hor was it mulecords
03:35 <Mekkis> what sort of rune is there?
03:37 <Mort-> or
03:39 <Avatar> muleback cords
03:42 <Mort-> oh god
03:45 <Mort-> epic screwup
03:47 <Avatar> what
04:07 <Ballig> they're in the adventurer's armory and/or advanced player's guide
04:17 <Brunius> They're not in Adventurer's Armoury
04:32 <Mort-> I dont have..
04:35 <Mekkis> an eidolon is always a fantastical creature, with a glowing rune on its forehead, and a similar rune on the summoner's forehead
04:37 <Mort-> so can we use em?
04:46 <Avatar> well it has a rune
05:10 <Avatar> I don't think knowing which rune will help you roleplay better
05:16 <Avatar> it is a rune of which is not relevant to you
05:27 <Mekkis> says our resident expert on roleplaying?
05:45 <Avatar> isn't that you
05:51 <Mekkis> seems like it's you
05:54 <Mort-> bwhahaha
06:00 <Mort-> nah I cant RP well yet
06:02 <Avatar> I'm the resident expert on roleplaying my characters, it seems
06:05 <Mort-> no more str woes for me
06:10 <Ballig> Mekkis: you can't shove your roleplaying down other peoples' throats
06:15 <Brunius> Can I get a description of Buck Avatar?
06:20 <Avatar> yes
06:24 <Avatar> it's on my character sheet
06:29 <Mekkis> I don't want to shove my roleplaying down other people's throats
06:30 <Avatar> please feel free to go take a look
06:30 <Ballig> feel free to encourage it, but don't grill people on their characters unless they're into it
06:58 <Avatar> Mekkis: then don't ask about what rune my eidolon has, or what colour my eidolon's tentacle is, if I clearly have no interest in elaborating
07:09 <Mekkis> Avatar, be warned: if you play your summoner at John's table, he will ask you.
07:15 <Mekkis> I suggest you have answers prepared
07:20 <Avatar> well I'll deal with John then
07:20 <Brunius> I don't see much, Avatar
07:28 <Brunius> Just "Looks like someone you don't want to mess with!"
07:29 <Avatar> Brunius: it's all there
08:08 <tristen> buck = clint eastwood from a fistful of dollars
08:26 <Brunius> Unless you've got some code in the backpack, I don't see anything
08:35 <Mort-> ah coool
08:49 <Avatar> well sucks to be you
08:55 <Avatar> you'll have to watch ingame to get a better idea I guess
08:55 <Brunius> Would you paste it in PM?
09:10 <Avatar> you can look up logs if you like
09:14 <tristen> http://www.cinemaretro.com/uploads/eastwoodfistfull5.jpg
09:34 <Avatar> tristen: less charismatic than that
09:39 <Avatar> I don't think I would have a problem messing with him
09:48 <Avatar> and I don't even own a gun !
09:55 <Brunius> Why do you play PFS Avatar?
10:03 <Brunius> Other than "for the XP"
10:11 <Avatar> it's sweet fun
10:13 <Ballig> you never play a game "for the XP", man
10:28 <Ballig> that is a circular reason that will quickly get boring
10:33 <tristen> http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_P7O-qzIjyq4/S8amJTH-WII/AAAAAAAAAAk/XYg4vCiP3aI/s1600/goodbadugly.jpg
10:34 <Mekkis> Avatar DMs for the XP :)
10:38 <tristen> maybe the chap in the middle?
10:49 <Ballig> clearly he plays the system because he enjoys playing, and he chooses PFS because it's the easiest way to play a large number of games in this medium
10:50 <Avatar> tristen: closest to ugly
10:53 <tristen> :D
10:57 <Ballig> we did non-PFS for 6 or 7 years
11:04 <Ballig> and it was too difficult to get good campaigns running and finished
11:06 <Mekkis> Avatar, one thing: what's your eidolon's attacks
11:18 <Avatar> there's a valid question
11:34 <Avatar> I'll have to clarify that
11:41 <Avatar> it's whatever the serpent's attacks are plus the tentacle
12:04 <Avatar> bite, tail slap, tentacle
13:04 <Brunius> Anyone here know anything about video specs?
13:20 <Mekkis> bite +2 10' reach 1d6+1, tail slap -3 1d6+0, tentacle -3 1d6+0 ?
14:32 <Avatar> why -4 penalties on the secondary attacks
14:38 <Mekkis> -5
14:45 <Mekkis> and it's because they're secondary attacks
14:55 <Ballig> yeah
14:55 <Avatar> automatic -5's is it
15:05 <Ballig> they can reduce it with, uh, multiattack feat I think
15:24 <Mekkis> which they get at level 7 or so, iirc
15:34 <Avatar> is that with every secondary attack
15:34 <Mekkis> not that it really matters
15:40 <Avatar> or just with 3 attacks
15:46 <Ballig> any attack that is designated secondary
15:48 <Mekkis> if you don't like your eidolon, you can replace it when you level
15:48 <Ballig> or isn't designated primary
16:10 <Ballig> my wolf has 3 primary attacks
16:12 <Ballig> I think 3
16:13 <Avatar> I had quite a bit of trouble choosing evolutions
16:18 <Ballig> oh, no, not the wolf
16:19 <Ballig> he's just got bite
16:24 <Ballig> my alchemist has 3 primary attacks
16:40 <Avatar> it's always only one primary attack and as many secondaries as you like isn't it
16:47 <Mekkis> nope
16:50 <Ballig> no
16:54 <Brunius> no
16:56 <Ballig> you have attacks that are designated primary
16:56 <Mekkis> Claw, Claw Bite is all primary
17:08 <Avatar> and primaries aren't penalised?
17:14 <Mekkis>   Bite (Ex): An eidolon’s maw is full of razor-sharp teeth, giving it a bite attack. This attack is a primary attack. 
17:24 <Avatar> yeah but can you take more than one
17:28 <Ballig> primaries aren't penalised
17:34 <Mekkis> sure
17:36 <Avatar> why would you ever get a secondary then
17:37 <Mekkis> take two heads
17:41 <Mekkis> you get two bites
17:46 <Ballig> or get claws
17:55 <Mekkis> because it's flavourful for your snake to tail slap?
18:15 <Avatar> I'll probably get sting instead
18:16 <Mekkis> hmmm
18:27 <Mekkis> if you have tail slap and sting, can you use them both?
18:49 <Ballig> no less than you can use talons and foreclaws
18:53 <Mekkis> so... a serpent that can't swim?
19:16 <Ballig> a serpent is just a snake
19:19 <Ballig> there are plenty of land snakes
19:42 <Avatar> it doesn't need swim skill to swim
19:51 <Mekkis> true that
20:18 <Mekkis> wow
20:25 <Mekkis> aquatic base form is pretty good
21:08 <Mekkis> Nightmare might become one if/when he levels
22:18 <Mekkis> Avatar, or are you going the "Summon stuff" route instead of the eidolon route?
24:02 <Avatar> don't know yet
24:07 <Avatar> might still take an archetype
24:25 <Avatar> (not a synthesist)
26:35 <Mekkis> don't start summoning stuff
27:05 <Brunius> Summon stuff
27:12 <Avatar> I'm so conflicted!
27:17 <Ballig> summon stuff
27:18 <Avatar> summon... don't summon
27:20 <Avatar> which do I do ?
27:50 <Ballig> can you cast summon in less than a round
28:36 <Avatar> you can't summon when you're eidolon is out
28:40 <Mekkis> Brunius, do you want to play scenarios where Avatar spends ages working out what to summon and what his summons are doing?
28:53 <Ballig> yes, I do
29:08 <Avatar> yeah I have specifically planned it out so I will take the maximum amount of time possible
29:26 <Avatar> based on each DM's tolerance levels
29:37 <Avatar> I have a roadmap and everything
30:12 <Mekkis> let me guess
30:19 <Mekkis> you spend your time editing your roadmap
30:26 <Brunius> in minecraft
30:33 <Avatar> in terraria actually
30:41 <Avatar> I've secretly been doing it under everyone's noses 
30:45 <Avatar> with wire cutting
30:55 <Avatar> it's quite an ingenious plan
31:09 <Mekkis> is it fun?
31:16 <Brunius> Night yo
31:19 <Avatar> it's also done in morse code
31:21 Brunius is now known as Brunius_AFK
31:23 <Avatar> so if you find where I hid the plan
31:25 <Brunius_AFK> ...---...
31:26 <Avatar> you still have to decode it
31:31 <Mekkis> I know morse
31:33 <Avatar> lucky today I have given you a clue
31:46 <Avatar> then you should have no problem finding it
31:53 <Avatar> just fire up your copy of terraria and get started 
31:54 <Mekkis> but I don't care enough to
32:03 <Mekkis> that would involve getting a copy of terraria
32:06 <Avatar> then my secrets will remain hidden forever !!
32:28 <Brunius_AFK> Server IP Avatar?
32:39 <Avatar> it's down
32:55 <Avatar> yes... the plot thickens
32:56 <Mekkis> Avatar, would you consider yourself an "experienced player"
32:57 <Mekkis> ?
33:09 <Avatar> depends, are you going to give me more "challenging games"
33:13 <Mekkis> Brunius_AFK, would you consider Avatar and "experienced player"?
33:37 <Mekkis> what about you, Ballig?
33:47 <Ballig> what's your definition of experienced player
34:06 <Mekkis> knows the rules, can work out interactions and a course of action quickly
34:13 <Mekkis> (in this context)
34:33 <Ballig> he knows most of the rules, he's slow on working out a course of action
34:44 <Ballig> but I don't think that's necessarily something he'll gain with experience
35:12 <Mekkis> UM p79:
35:14 <Mekkis> The broodmaster and master summoner archetypes can potentially have 5, 10, or even more summoned creatures in play. This is a deliberate feature of these archetypes, and means that the summoner can potentially be a strong candidate for “solo” adventuring by one player. However, in the hands of an inexperienced or moderately experienced player, dealing with all of those creatures in combat can take a long time, forcing other players to wait exte
35:14 <Mekkis> nded periods between their turns in the initiative. It is strongly recommended that GMs only allow these archetypes for experienced players
35:47 <Ballig> good thing GMs have no say on what archetype he takes
35:47 <Ballig> ha ha!
35:53 <Mekkis> they do actually
36:02 <Ballig> they only have a say in whether he plays at their table
36:07 <Ballig> they have no say in whether he takes an archetype
36:10 <Mekkis> they're able to disallow those archtypes to certain players
36:16 <Ballig> no they aren't
36:25 <Mekkis> at their table
36:25 <Ballig> you have no authority to tell him he can't take an archetype
36:27 <Ballig> nor do I
36:32 <Ballig> I can only say that his character isn't allowed at my table
36:41 <Mekkis> ja
36:47 <Jaggedsoul> I'm available monday and tuesday btw...
36:50 <Avatar> now I'm REALLY interested in what these archetypes look like
36:56 <Avatar> Jaggedsoul: thursday?
37:01 <Ballig> Avatar: go broodmaster or master summoner
37:05 <Mekkis> you should buy a copy of Ultimate Magic
37:06 <Ballig> have 10 or more summoned creatures in play!
37:08 <Ballig> rogues will love you
37:18 <Jaggedsoul> and thursday
38:34 <Avatar> unless ballig wants to run a game before thursday
38:45 <Avatar> or on thursday, if he wants to usurp my spot
38:47 <Ballig> I'll run a game whenever people are here
38:54 <Avatar> which one
39:00 <Avatar> we're here now
39:01 <Avatar> let's go
39:08 <Ballig> do we have 3 or 4 players right now
39:12 <Mekkis> I'm running Citadel of Flame on Wednesday
39:20 <Mekkis> 6pm
39:21 <Avatar> aren't you working this week
39:27 <Ballig> he's running it in person
39:29 <Avatar> oh
39:37 <Mekkis> any tips for me
39:43 <Avatar> play it first
39:43 <Mekkis> since you've run it, Avatar...
39:49 <Mekkis> I've run it before
39:54 <Mekkis> haven't played it
39:55 <Ballig> I've run it
40:01 <Avatar> well what tips do you want from me if you'd done it before
40:03 <Mekkis> bit worried about the host demon
40:07 <Mekkis> host devil thingy
40:10 <Avatar> shhhh
40:12 <Avatar> some people haven't played it
40:17 <Mekkis> how do you stop it TPKing a green party?
40:51 <Ballig> he's pretty limited by his tactics
41:05 <Mekkis> when does he stop attacking a given person?
41:12 <Ballig> when his tactics say
41:40 <Mekkis> oh
41:43 <Mekkis> that wasn't the issue
41:45 <Avatar> the tactics are pretty straightforward unless they do something you don't expect
41:49 <Avatar> which green parties shouldn't
41:52 <Mekkis> it's the whole three attacks thing
42:12 <Avatar> if you know the scenario is going to be too hard, run something else
42:33 <Mekkis> if it's a green party, I'll run First Steps
42:34 <Mekkis> obv
43:11 <Avatar> then why are you asking how do you stop it TPKing a green party
43:23 <Mekkis> I ran it with a green party last time
43:34 <Ballig> did you TPK them
43:35 <Avatar> so you already know the answer to that as well
43:40 <Mekkis> nope
43:43 <Mekkis> they got lucky
43:50 <Mekkis> they got a crit with the arrow
44:07 <Avatar> then run first steps
44:19 <Ballig> give them enough chance to not be surprised
44:21 <Avatar> speaking of first steps
44:22 <Ballig> if you know the encounter will be hard
44:24 <Avatar> I want to play first steps 2
44:35 <Mekkis> alright
44:40 <Mekkis> I'll run it on Saturday
45:35 <Mekkis> do armour check penalties stack?
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45:54 <Ballig> nope
45:57 <Ballig> well
46:06 <Ballig> they don't stack if it's from heavy armour and encumberance
46:10 <Ballig> but armour and shield penalties stack
46:13 <Mekkis> so full plate doesn't stack with heavy shield?
46:18 <Mekkis> ah
46:34 <Ballig> that's why you get a darkwood shield
46:49 <Mekkis> heavy?
46:54 <Ballig> think so
47:06 <Mekkis> Grolschmir's considering getting an animated shield
47:11 <Ballig> masterwork darkwood shield should be -0 ACP, I think
47:20 <Avatar> even a casual glance at the archetypes for summoner actually do look very shit
47:40 <Avatar> master summoner looks good if you're into that super summoner thing
47:45 <Mekkis> they are
47:57 <Avatar> synthesist looks OP
48:00 <Avatar> (lollllllllll)
48:02 <Mekkis> "no archetype" is more powerful than all of them
48:16 <Avatar> yeah, except for synthesist of course
48:26 <Mekkis> including synthesist
48:31 <Mekkis> especially at higher levels
48:42 <Avatar> yeah ok +21 diplomacyer
48:49 <Mekkis> (where "higher levels" is "around 4)
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50:29 <Avatar> are books usually cheaper or more expensive at cons
50:40 <Avatar> I need to get UM
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59:34 <Mekkis> they're more expensive than Amazon
00:10 <Mekkis> Avatar, want me to demonstrate why a synthesist is less powerful than a no-archetype summoner?
00:17 <Avatar> no
00:30 <Mekkis> afraid to face the truth?
00:47 <Avatar> I don't care enough man
00:56 <Avatar> it's not worth spending extra time on outside of a game
01:00 <Mekkis> then stop saying it's overpowered
01:17 <Avatar> I can still believe it's overpowered just because I don't want to do an out-of-game demonstration man
01:28 <Mekkis> sure, you can
01:31 <Mekkis> you shouldn't though
02:04 <Mekkis> that's like spaceshot
02:18 <Avatar> mekkis I really don't care to argue everything to death
02:34 <Avatar> whether it's a summoner demo or a roleplaying blueprint
02:42 <Avatar> my interest is in playing the game
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03:36 <Mekkis> so why even bring up the opinion that the synthesist is overpowered
04:07 <Ballig> to goad you
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13:43 <Mekkis> yay
13:45 <Mekkis> blackout
13:52 <Mekkis> I really need to get my switch on UPS power
14:04 <Ballig> I considered that when I was in Brisbane
14:09 <Ballig> but only because the place I was living in had dodgy wiring
14:14 <Ballig> and it would cut out if it was humid
14:26 <Mekkis> the modem is, the router is, the server is
14:28 <Ballig> so sometimes several times a day I had to go reset the powerbox
14:36 <Mekkis> I'm using a laptop
14:52 <Mekkis> but my switch isn't on a UPS
16:26 <Avatar> is it too weird for a serpent eidolon without limbs to have ranks in disable device
16:27 <Ballig> haha
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16:46 <Mekkis> Avatar, put it this way.
16:50 <Mekkis> Matt Goodall tried that
17:00 <Mekkis> Darkwhite said "no"
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17:06 <Avatar> really, someone's already thought of this?
17:26 <Mekkis> (well, it was actually a shadow leopard)
17:37 <Avatar> why would he disallow that
18:03 <Mekkis> because it doesn't make sense for a shadow leopard to be able to disable device without opposing thumbs
18:05 <Ballig> would you allow it
18:09 <Mekkis> me? No
18:15 <Ballig> I meant Avatar
18:16 <Avatar> I would, why not
18:23 <Ballig> I might allow it if you had a really specific way of doing it
18:29 <Avatar> I can come up with something
18:31 <Ballig> that was physically possible for the eidolon to do
18:46 <Avatar> it'd involve the use of its tail or mouth I guess
18:53 <Ballig> I mean, as an easy example
18:58 <Ballig> how would your eidolon diable the pillar arrow trap today
19:07 <Ballig> +s
21:21 <Ballig> very limited, I'd probably insist on a circumstance penalty
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22:27 <Avatar> a shadow leopard should have even less problem doing it
22:45 <Ballig> I'd probably allow it with penalties
23:00 <Ballig> someone with two hands and opposable thumbs has all the options available to him to disable something
23:03 <Avatar> but I mean if the character or animal or whatever has ranks in it
23:05 <Ballig> a leopard or a serpent just has its mouth
23:16 <Ballig> and hopes that "biting the mechanism" is enough
23:27 <Mekkis> Avatar, if a character has ranks in fly, can it fly?
23:46 <Avatar> fly specifically doesn't work like that though
23:53 <Avatar> if a character has ranks in disable device, he can disable devices
25:02 <Mekkis> hmmm
25:27 <Ballig> only because it's physically capable of it
25:35 <Avatar> how it gets the job done is only a matter of imagination I think
25:36 <Mekkis> My next summoner's eidolon will be called Πύθωνος.
25:47 <Ballig> I mean, it's the same way that something without legs could have ranks in acrobatics
25:51 <Ballig> it might be able to balance, but wouldn't be able to jump
26:05 <Avatar> I'm taking acrobatics
26:08 <Avatar> serpents can jump
26:16 <Ballig> just having ranks in the skill doesn't let it do everything that skill can do
26:19 <Avatar> they like, curl up and spring up off the ground
26:21 <Ballig> if it doesn't have the anatomy to make it physically possible
26:36 <Avatar> but this is an eidolon
26:38 <Avatar> it is what you make it to be
26:47 <Ballig> still has to follow the laws of reality
26:50 <Mekkis> then you'd better describe it better, Avatar 
27:03 <Avatar> what about that description of jump there
27:12 <Avatar> that's the kind of thing I'd give
44:19 <Avatar> had a bit of a worried moment there where I thought I'd have to be up early again tomorrow for another game
44:21 <Avatar> thank god !
44:39 <Avatar> back to 4am sleeps for a change
46:10 <Ballig> haha
46:13 <Ballig> oh yeah, I can sleep in tomorrow
51:08 <Avatar> trying to think where I've seen a jumping snake before
51:17 <Ballig> just youtube one
51:25 <Avatar> yeah I tried, they don't exist
51:29 <Avatar> it must have been in a game
51:33 <Ballig> ha
51:42 <Avatar> there are snakes that "jump"
51:46 <Avatar> but not in the terms that we're talking about
52:08 <Avatar> those ones sort of snap across to take a bite
52:36 <Avatar> it does move its body, but I wouldn't say it could ever jump 15ft doing that
52:56 <Avatar> it's specifically coiling its tail and using strength in its tail to lift up off the ground
53:19 <Avatar> I don't think I could explain a running jump using that method
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