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01:15 Avatar has changed the topic to: PFS: Sat 11am (Avatar, new game) | CoTE: Sun 10am || AEDT (UTC+11:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://dnd.ballig.net
01:21 <Lord> done it
01:40 <Mort> next
01:43 <Mort> ur inventory :D
01:46 <Lord> sweet
01:49 <Mort> runing off to the wilds without carrying anything on you? :P
01:50 <Mort> lol
01:51 <Avatar> check again, it's not there
01:58 <Lord> what about hp and saves?
02:04 <Avatar> Mort: next isn't inventory
02:16 <Avatar> hang on, check what happened to your sheet
02:17 <Mort> heeeeey :P
02:18 <Avatar> it didn't upload
02:18 <Mort> lol
02:26 <Mort> I am a doremort
03:02 <Lord> i did upload this file, selected the document and clicked upload
03:20 <Lord> twice
04:06 <Avatar> did your see your sheet appear on the site
04:32 <Lord> where would it be?
04:41 <Avatar> it should appear as soon as you upload it
04:46 <Avatar> what happened after you clicked upload
05:09 <Lord> nothing, the file disappeared from the field
05:21 <Avatar> you might need to try another browser
07:08 <Mort> Im using ff
07:13 <Lord> same
07:25 <Avatar> you might have an extension which is giving you grief
07:29 <Mort> did u click the pf society?
07:30 <Avatar> noscript maybe
07:33 <Mort> as in upload o where
07:38 <Avatar> he doesn't have to
07:52 <Mort> hm
07:56 <Avatar> did you select the character from the top
08:08 <Lord> the top?
08:14 <Avatar> the top of the page
08:25 <Avatar> after you click upload sheet
08:28 <Lord> no the bottom
08:56 <Avatar> read the whole page man
09:02 <Mort> ^^
09:15 <Lord> shit........
09:20 <Avatar> yeah :P
10:12 <Lord> YAY
10:28 <Lord> WAIT......thats wrong
10:57 <Lord> thats better
11:30 <Avatar> yeah it's there
11:48 <Avatar> you can pick whatever vital statistics you like for your character
11:57 <Avatar> humans are medium sized
11:58 <Lord> yay ^-^
12:08 <Lord> can i be small?
12:18 <Avatar> if you want to be small, you have to be a gnome or a halfling
12:22 <Lord> naw
12:32 <Avatar> now that you're a bit more familiar with it, you can go back and look at all the races and choose one that suits you if you like
12:40 <Avatar> each race gets different bonuses
12:54 <Lord> na, im a human and sticking with it!
13:08 <Mort> eww
13:09 <Mort> haflings..
13:09 <Mort> stinking halflings :D
14:23 <Avatar> ok
14:32 <Avatar> you can fill out the next few sections based on your class and abilities now
14:57 <Avatar> hp is under step 8 if you want to fill that out now
15:04 <Avatar> I'm not sure why that's so far down, nothing else depends on it
15:18 <Avatar> monks get 8hp at first level, and you add your con modifier
15:26 <Avatar> which is +1
15:29 <Avatar> so you get 9hp at 1st level
15:55 <Lord> speed?
16:14 <Avatar> as a human, your speed is 30ft
16:37 <Lord> not that i wear armor, but with armor?
16:38 <Avatar> (6 squares, a square on the grid is 5ft)
17:06 <Avatar> you just replace the x's with the values for each column
17:11 <Avatar> you don't have a shield or armour, so they're 0
17:23 <Avatar> size is 0 for medium sized, and you don't have a misc bonus
17:30 <Avatar> you have a dex modifier, so add that in
17:34 <Avatar> and uh
17:44 <Avatar> you can actually put in your wis modifier under the misc one
18:10 <Avatar> so your standard AC is 10 + 0 + dex + 0 + 0 + wis
18:20 <Lord> 13
18:28 <Avatar> yep
18:44 <Avatar> that might be a bit low, but you can visit that later
19:07 <Avatar> for your saves and your base attack, look at the big bad table under the monk class
20:06 <Lord> kk
21:42 <Lord> so, how do i find my fort save, i have a +2 in the table and +1 because of my con so is it just 3?
23:33 <Avatar> your base saves are in that class table
23:38 <Avatar> yeah
23:39 <Avatar> you've got it
24:01 <Lord> and my base attack is......0....
24:03 <Mort> night ALL
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24:35 <Avatar> yep
25:08 <Avatar> okay check out your skills
25:27 <Lord> class skills?
25:28 <Avatar> you'll have "class" skills listed under monk which, when you put a point into them, will give you a +3 class bonus
25:36 <Lord> kwl
25:53 <Avatar> copy and paste the whole line for your class skills so you can separate out your class skills from your cross-class skills
26:26 <Avatar> to work out how many points you have to spend is based on your int modifier
26:32 <Avatar> it's 4 + int for monk
26:48 <Avatar> so 4+1
26:57 <Avatar> you're also human, which gives you a bonus point, so 4+1+1
27:07 <Avatar> 6 points
27:16 <Lord> kk
27:22 <Avatar> those points are called "ranks"
27:32 <Lord> ok
27:38 <Avatar> each skill has an ability assigned to it
27:49 <Lord> like int ans cha?
27:51 <Avatar> so for example, perception is wis
27:53 <Avatar> yeah
28:00 <Lord> kwl
28:01 <Avatar> it's ranks + wis 
28:07 <Avatar> if it's a class skill, you get the +3 class bonus
28:20 <Avatar> perception is a class skill, so you would get it
28:21 Mekkis gives channel half-operator status to diebot
29:08 <Avatar> you'd sort of have to read up on all the skills to get a good feel for them, but just choose 6 skills you think you might use
29:16 <Lord> kk
29:16 <Avatar> I'd recommend perception and acrobatics
29:21 <Lord> thanks
29:30 <Avatar> the knowledge skills you can't use at all without a rank in them, most others you can
29:43 <Lord> kk
30:27 <Avatar> when you get to feats, choose one for being 1st level, and choose a bonus feat for being a human
30:48 <Avatar> bit tough, I'm not sure what feats might be good for a monk
31:06 <Avatar> you get a couple for free, like improved unarmed strike
32:39 <Avatar> scorpion style or dodge might be good
33:39 <Avatar> actually you get a bonus feat for being a monk as well, so you have 3 to choose
33:45 <Lord> yay
34:05 <Avatar> that's good grounds for choosing another race if you can't find enough feats
34:22 <Avatar> having an extra feat at first level is one of the big reasons to choose human
34:29 <Avatar> oh uh
34:37 <Avatar> being a human gives you +2 to any ability
34:51 <Lord> mind mind having a look so far?
34:52 <Avatar> that goes in after you spend your points, so you usually put it on top of the highest one
35:01 <Avatar> yeah upload it
35:14 <Avatar> upload it and then tell me to have a look, not the other way around :P
35:24 <Lord> have a look
35:41 <Avatar> did you just upload it now
35:51 <Lord> yeah
35:52 <Avatar> oh sorry
36:27 <Avatar> looks good, except you don't get the +3 class bonus until you put a rank in those class skills
36:36 <Lord> oh, ok
36:38 <Avatar> they're all 0
36:46 <Lord> thanks
37:10 <Avatar> you've got a few skills to switch over
37:21 <Avatar> spellcraft is a cross class skill, stealth is a class skill
37:32 <Avatar> the couple of knowledge skills
37:40 <Lord> kk
37:43 <Avatar> not sure if you got that far
38:13 <Avatar> Hair:       None (but black if you must know)
38:15 <Avatar> love it
38:20 <Lord> :)
39:02 <Avatar> toughness is a feat you might want to consider
39:12 <Lord> sounds useful
39:14 <Avatar> will give you +3 hp and then +1 hp/level after level 3
39:19 <Lord> sweet
39:23 <Avatar> other guys in here think it's a crap feat but I like it
39:37 <Avatar> also uh
39:52 <Avatar> every level you can choose between a "favoured class" bonus of either +1hp or +1 skill rank
40:04 <Avatar> you decide each level which to take
40:17 <Lord> so do i get one on lvl 1?
40:35 <Avatar> yep
40:39 <Lord> kwl
40:44 <Avatar> I haven't told you until now so you could familiarise yourself with hp and skills first
42:18 <Avatar> that's most of what you need to know to finish off your character I think
42:22 <Lord> kk
42:25 <Avatar> the rest is in the PFS guide
43:02 <Avatar> when you get to traits, be aware that there's a trait for making pretty much any cross-class skill a class skill instead
43:44 <Lord> onto feats
44:32 <Avatar> you might benefit from having a look at the pregenerated characters 
44:34 <Avatar> from that newbie guide
44:38 <Lord> kk
44:42 <Avatar> there are some monks in there that have some default setups
44:50 <Avatar> some of them aren't very good at all, be warned
44:58 <Avatar> but it's good when you have no idea what feats to take
45:19 <Avatar> just make sure you're looking at a monk
46:17 <Lord> theres only cleric, fighter, rogue, and wizard pregens
46:52 <Avatar> sec, there's another one I'll send you
46:57 <Lord> ta
47:04 <Avatar> not sure why this one isn't on there
47:07 <Avatar> to make it easier, probably
47:54 <Lord> hang on, can you send it again :P
48:47 <Lord> how do i accept?
49:02 <Avatar> go to Options > DCC > Ignore 
49:07 <Avatar> and disable it
49:16 <Avatar> up the top
49:19 <Avatar> and untick the box at the bottom
49:29 <Lord> done
50:40 <Lord> ta
00:04 <Avatar> you're doing pretty good for someone who didn't know anything about pathfinder an hour ago
05:23 <Lord> thanks, your a good teacher
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12:21 <Lord> right......traits.........uuuuuummmmmm, how do they work?
12:30 <Avatar> you get to pick 2
12:38 <Lord> from?
12:46 <Avatar> https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/lv?key=0Ant1BdkLaMihdHZyNVN2aWhnWW5LRFp4SEhMMnRWVHc&hl=en_UK#gid=0
12:49 <Avatar> that's your best guide
13:28 <Avatar> bullied might be a good one for you
13:52 <Avatar> it's worth looking at the faction traits before you choose a faction, in case you want any of those
14:11 <Lord> will do
14:18 <Avatar> every scenario we play will have a side mission
14:26 <Avatar> the side mission you get is dependent on which faction you choose
14:33 <Avatar> and it'll give your character some roleplay flavour too
14:44 <Lord> SWEET
23:46 <Lord> kk, uploaded
24:58 <Lord> brb
34:43 <Lord> bak:)
35:25 <Avatar> you in vic/nsw?
35:35 <Avatar> sorry, qld
35:36 <Avatar> is it
37:34 <Lord> yeah
37:50 <Avatar> thelen, brunius and I are in melbourne
38:15 <Lord> sweet, been there a few times, cool place
38:17 <Avatar> nodwik's the only one here at the moment who is in america
38:21 <Avatar> mort is singaporean
38:57 <Lord> well, at least were all different
38:58 <Avatar> we have a game running at 11am our time, in just over 8 hours from now
39:03 <Lord> cool
39:04 <Avatar> if you can finish your character by then, you can join in
39:08 <Lord> sweet
39:14 <Avatar> the scenario is likely to last 2 sessions
39:20 <Avatar> so this saturday and next saturday
39:32 <Avatar> or it's possible we'll go for just one big session tomorrow
40:12 <Avatar> are you on skype
40:31 <Lord> have an account, but not installed on comp atm
40:48 <Avatar> you might want to grab that, though it's optional
40:53 <Lord> kk
40:56 <Avatar> even if just to listen in if you don't want to talk
41:04 <Lord> kwl
41:35 <Lord> not sure if i can make it tomoz, got house packing stuff to do.
42:31 <Avatar> no problem
42:41 <Avatar> play when you're able to
42:54 <Avatar> you just need to be able to commit to 2 consecutive sessions
43:48 <Lord> good to know :) i might turn in now, just uploaded what ive done on char sheet and will be on tomoz, but not sure when, can i sit in once its started?
44:29 <Avatar> yep
44:32 <Avatar> games run in here, so you'll see it
44:40 <Lord> excellant
44:48 <Avatar> you don't have to ask if you can sit in, just do it
44:48 <Lord> well see ya later
44:50 <Avatar> gg
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48:19 <Ballig> zzz
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56:41 <tristen> yo all
56:48 <tristen> avatar: new game 11am?
56:56 <tristen> is this something tasiv can play?
57:09 <tristen> or do i need a new character?
57:10 <Avatar> yeah 11am
57:21 <Avatar> tasiv can play pretty much anything I think
57:29 <tristen> ok - i'm good with 11am
57:37 <tristen> i'll just lurk a while...
57:52 <Avatar> it's a normal scenario, not an early-level one
58:07 <Avatar> do you have a new character
59:26 <tristen> i have "rek" who's halfway in ballig's scenario
59:32 <tristen> (fighter lvl 1)
59:54 <tristen> but just say the word if you want me to roll up another level 1 char
00:09 <tristen> i can do that easy between now and 11am
01:08 <Avatar> don't need one today
01:22 <tristen> oh "not an early-level one"
01:29 <tristen> (i'm just awake)
03:56 <Ballig> sup jerks
04:43 <tristen> hey ballig-man
08:38 <Thelen> dammit, the day i get up for 10am
08:39 <Thelen> :D
08:55 <Ballig> ha
08:55 <Ballig> he did it on purpose
08:56 <Ballig> just in case !
09:20 <Thelen> XD
11:24 <Thelen> fine then ill go shower and nap
11:30 <Ballig> what!
11:34 <Ballig> no nap!
22:16 <Avatar> make sure you've got the latest CA for today's game
22:24 <Avatar> 2.1
22:46 <Ballig> did you guys use it this week
23:00 <Avatar> no, mekkis wanted to use the stable version
24:10 Mort- ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
24:17 <Mort-> Hi
24:27 <Mort-> Anyone home? :p
24:31 <Avatar> trust mort
24:37 <Mort-> I need to find somewhere out of the house
24:45 <Mort-> To plug my laptop in
24:52 <Mort-> Trying to find power point lol
24:53 <Avatar> 30 minutes to find somewhere
24:57 <Mort-> Yeah
25:00 <Avatar> make sure you have the latest CA
25:04 <Mort-> Always good to be prepared
25:08 <Avatar> 2.1 build 322
25:12 <Mort-> And i need to set up too
25:21 <Mort-> Worst case i may need first half h
25:24 <Mort-> On cell
26:10 <Mort-> I never tried getting a power point out of the house so early before
26:35 <Mort-> I spotted (perception) one outside the library
26:37 <Ballig> why can't you be at home
26:38 <Mort-> :p
26:50 <Mort-> Because my parents will yell at me
26:56 <Mort-> For playing 5 h
27:10 <Mort-> Without pause
27:26 <Avatar> man parents suck
27:32 <Ballig> kill them
27:32 <Mort-> Haha
27:38 <Mort-> First time was like that
27:44 <Mort-> Btw no skype
27:53 <Mort-> I'm going to be in public place
28:14 <Mort-> Will get the boot out of lib if i turn sound on
28:22 <Avatar> do you have headphones
28:27 <Mort-> The ear pieces are my brothers
28:37 <Mort-> I can't take them now he is in the house
28:38 <Avatar> how old are you again
28:43 <Mort-> Because he will use it
28:49 <Mort-> Would you believe it or not
28:52 <Mort-> 24
28:54 <Mort-> Lol
28:58 <Avatar> and you can't buy your own headphones
28:59 <Mort-> Ah well.
29:07 <Mort-> Shops are closed atm
29:14 <Mort-> I will seriously consider it
29:15 <Avatar> mort mort mort
29:30 <Ballig> I bought a new headset yesterday
29:31 <Mort-> Too early in the day
29:37 <Mort-> Its 7 am here lol
29:38 <Ballig> in an attempt to prevent the feedback when the volume is up in my old ones
29:42 <Ballig> you can have my old ones !
29:45 <Mort-> Lol
29:50 <Mort-> Heh
30:14 <Mort-> But yes when the shops open can consider it
30:45 <Mort-> Actually i don't like using ear phones
30:53 <Mort-> They make my ears hurt
31:00 <Ballig> get headphones instead of earphones
31:04 <Mort-> The shape is wrong
31:18 <Mort-> Earphones easier to hide :p
31:25 <Ballig> why do you have to hide them
31:28 <Mort-> I shouldve rolled a rogue :p
31:37 <Mort-> Parents? :p
31:59 <Mort-> Its a delicate balancing game of parental faction :(
32:08 <Mort-> Ok now we are at station
32:12 <Mort-> Lets have a look
32:52 <Mort-> Week days they are not at home so i don't give a damn
32:58 <Mort-> Lol
35:36 <Mort-> I need a better perception roll
36:32 <Mort-> Else ill end up sitting on shopping centre floor
36:58 <Mort-> To get to power point lol
37:39 <Thelen> lol
37:48 <Thelen> reminds me of a time i was waiting at cinemas between movies
37:57 <Thelen> had laptop out on the floor connected to a power point and using my phone
37:57 <Thelen> :D
38:01 <Thelen> was watching utube
38:39 <Mort-> Found it
38:43 <Mort-> Bwahaha
38:44 <Thelen> ur penis?
38:51 <Mort-> Mcdonalds out let
38:54 <Thelen> :D
38:59 <Mort-> Has powerpoint
39:07 <Mort-> Setting up camp now :d
39:21 <Mort-> Now where is my lap top kit
39:34 <Thelen> ill lol if u left it behind
39:57 <Mort-> Thing weighs 10 pounds
40:04 <Thelen> we're in AU
40:07 <Thelen> kilos mate
40:07 <Mort-> And i have 10 str in rl :p
40:09 <Mort-> Lol
40:13 <Thelen> lol
40:13 <Mort-> Think dnd
40:22 <Ballig> gotta reboot
40:29 Ballig has quit (Quit: )
40:32 <Thelen> gillab!
44:28 <Mort-> All right
44:35 <Mort-> Now i have hot tea
44:56 <Mort-> A legitimate reason to be sitting in mc donalds
44:57 <Mort-> Next
45:03 <Mort-> To set up wiselpp
45:12 <Mort-> Wireless
46:20 <Thelen> :D
46:27 <Thelen> wiselpp is a wireless app?
46:37 <Thelen> or was thyat a typo
47:01 <Mort-> Wireless
47:08 <Mort-> Need set up
48:58 <Avatar> I'll start sending out faction missions
49:25 <Mort-> Ok its t
49:28 <Mort-> Up
49:36 <Mort-> Let me get on irc
49:39 <Mort-> On lap top
49:42 Mort- has quit (Quit: Bye)
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50:34 <Thelen> wb !
51:25 <Mort> oaky dl ca right?
51:32 <Thelen> yea me needs it too
52:45 <Mort> ca 2.1?
52:49 <Mort> 322 unstable version?
53:07 <Thelen> yep
53:11 <Mort> al lright
53:13 <Mort> this is so fun
53:14 <Mort> :P
53:17 <Mort> I am sitting in mc donalds
53:19 <Mort> and since the music is up
53:22 <Mort> I see nothing wrongusing skype
53:23 <Mort> hehee
53:30 <Mort> the place is making enough noise as it is
53:34 <Thelen> hehehehe
55:47 <tristen> oh we're using 322 today?
55:52 <Avatar> yeah
55:52 <Thelen> lol avatar
55:57 <Thelen> where do you dl from?
56:00 <tristen> oooh living on the edge
56:05 <Avatar> the downloads section
56:27 <Avatar> bit too early for thelen !
56:35 <Avatar> mort can you receive this
56:43 <Mort> no wokring
56:45 <Mort> send to 
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58:21 <tristen> ballig use linux next time
58:27 <Thelen> XD
58:41 <tristen> it's like: what does reboot mean?
58:42 <Avatar> forget linux
59:28 <Thelen> ok got ca
59:29 <tristen> oh avatar you mean to say: forget the nicely-engineered operating system?
59:39 <Thelen> nicely engineered my ass
59:45 <tristen> lol
59:48 <Thelen> the kernel is nicely engineered
00:00 <tristen> and xwindows isn't?
00:03 <Thelen> everything else is open source never-documented barely-runs never-compiles rubbish
00:09 <Mort> cool
00:11 <Mort> whos andorain here
01:06 <Thelen> centos minimal install... oh, ping? oh we didn't think you'd need that so we didn't install it.. oh, ssh client? yea that neither
01:20 <Thelen> but yea we'll install apache for you
01:24 <Avatar> thelen is your sheet up to date
01:25 <Thelen> and configure it badly
01:29 <Thelen> Avatar afaik yes
01:30 <tristen> lol you're confusing usability with engineering
01:39 <Avatar> can you double check
01:44 <tristen> but let's not talk about that right now...
01:46 <Avatar> last updated 29th dec
01:51 <Thelen> sounds right
01:55 <Avatar> I thought you had more than 3 exp to your name
02:06 <Thelen> not sure what hte last mission was
02:16 <Avatar> citadel of flame
02:17 <tristen> it was the firey-room-of-death
02:22 <tristen> yeah that one :D
02:23 <Thelen> ah
02:26 <Avatar> you don't have it listed down the bottom
02:26 <Thelen> never got the thingy for that
03:02 <Avatar> did you ever do your day job roll
03:06 <Thelen> yea
03:11 <Avatar> what did you get
03:19 <Thelen> 13 whatever that means
03:21 <Avatar> I'm pretty sure that's what I was waiting on 
03:36 <Avatar> alright will get that sorted after this game
03:40 <Thelen> okey dokey
03:50 <Thelen> i dont level up or anything anyway right so nothing to really update?
03:59 <Avatar> er, wait a sec, that's ballig's one
04:01 <Avatar> he can sort it
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04:25 <Ballig> sup
04:26 <Avatar> yeah you don't level up with 4 exp
04:31 <Avatar> Ballig: 15 minute reboot
04:38 <Avatar> what character are you using
04:53 <Ballig> what kind of thing are we playing
04:55 <Mort> le me think
05:00 <Avatar> a good one
05:12 <Ballig> mirc is being a cock, let me figure this out first
05:14 <Avatar> what do you mean what kind
05:27 <Ballig> level obviously man
05:30 <Ballig> let me figure this out with mirc first
05:34 <Ballig> it's throwing me an error every two seconds
05:38 <Avatar> tier 1-2 I assume
05:46 <Avatar> unless you guys are super keen to try 4-5
05:58 <Avatar> you're level 1, 2, 3
06:05 <Avatar> ballig could bring in his 5er
06:12 <Thelen> citadel was hard, but still not that bad
06:17 <Ballig> I'm not playing a tier 1-2 with my levle 5 character
06:26 <Avatar> yeah for tier 4-5 I meant
06:30 <tristen> ballig: wolfy and shorty?
06:41 <Ballig> they would be slaughtered
06:45 <Avatar> and someone may show up late
06:50 <Avatar> *cough* brunius
06:53 <Ballig> having only one person actually in the range
06:54 <Thelen> >_>
06:55 <Ballig> and everyone else under it
07:01 <Avatar> isendre said she was going to show, but I don't see that happening
07:20 <tristen> 4 players is good
07:34 <Avatar> I can chase brunius if you want
07:46 <Thelen> well wil we do tier 4 or not
07:48 <tristen> yeah stalky-stalk-stalk him
07:52 <Thelen> if we can get 5 then maybe?
07:54 <Avatar> it's up to you guys
07:59 <Avatar> tier 1-2 is a nice safe bet
08:14 <tristen> give the broo a wake-up
08:34 <Avatar> it could be as hard as the one that's been running over the past couple of days, who knows
08:38 <Mort> ;p;
08:40 <Mort> lol
08:41 * Mort zips around
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09:12 <tristen> there goes ballig - still not on linux
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09:21 <Avatar> it's not even linux man
09:33 <tristen> i'm taking the piss now avatar
09:41 <Avatar> you're probably deadset serious
09:46 <Avatar> one of those fanatics they talk about
09:48 <Thelen> hahahaha
09:57 <Thelen> yea tristen kindof is
10:01 <Avatar> haha
10:04 <Thelen> he refuses to code in anything except jedit
10:11 <Thelen> :P
10:17 <tristen> ima developer, what do you expect?
10:22 <Ballig> I have a level 3 wizard and a level 2 cleric
10:22 <Thelen> its like hey we got this $15,000 IDE for you
10:27 <Thelen> brrrrrp* nah i want jedit
10:29 <Ballig> or a level 1 alchemist that it's not worth wasting a scenario on until he's level 2
10:30 <tristen> pffft ide my white arse
10:36 <Avatar> mort's a wizard
10:37 <Thelen> heeheheh
10:44 <Avatar> hitomi's a fighter, tasiv's a ranger
10:48 <Ballig> I'll go cleric
10:50 <Thelen> i thought mort was afied?
10:57 <Ballig> what's afied
10:57 <Avatar> awhat?
11:00 <Thelen> mortafied
11:01 <Thelen> :D
11:04 <Ballig> mortified?
11:07 <Thelen> yea that
11:08 <Thelen> fail joke
11:11 <Ballig> fail joke :p
11:19 <Thelen> too late sniped myself
11:20 <Ballig> are we doing skype
11:24 <Thelen> i think so
11:26 <tristen> yeah for sure
11:33 <tristen> it sucks otherwise....
11:33 <Thelen> morts all raring to go with her tea
11:35 <Thelen> so is tristen
11:45 <tristen> sweet green tea 
11:52 <tristen> actually avatar what was the +R command to allow pm?
11:56 <Ballig> is Avatar going to call us on skype
12:05 Ballig is now known as Artimus
12:10 <Avatar> er, do you guys want to skype
12:11 tristen is now known as Tasiv
12:11 ChanOP gives voice to Artimus
12:15 <Artimus> !throw 1d20
12:15 <diebot> Artimus, 1d20: [1d20=19] 19
12:20 <Tasiv> @see
12:20 <diebot> Tasiv, perception: [1d20=9] 16
12:22 <Thelen> thats a yes
12:22 <Artimus> sounds like tristen wants to
12:23 <Tasiv> @init
12:23 <diebot> Tasiv, init: [1d20=7] 11
12:28 Thelen is now known as Hitomi
12:32 ChanOP gives voice to Tasiv Hitomi
12:35 <Tasiv> yeah i'll kick off the call
12:37 ChanOP gives voice to Mort
12:37 <Mort> okay ready?
13:05 <Mort> yeah whizzie
13:13 <Tasiv> no go ballig?
13:32 <Avatar> mort are you skyping?
13:36 * Avatar removes channel operator status from Mekkis
13:52 <Avatar> 124.148.166.248
14:01 <Tasiv> mort: can you skype?
14:08 <Tasiv> mort: got headphones at least?
14:33 <Avatar> “Close the door,” Ambrus Valsin murmurs as the team gathers in his office. “Let me start by saying, this mission is not for dissemination among other members of the Society.” The chamberlain of the Grand Lodge gives everyone a serious look 
14:34 <Avatar> in turn before continuing. “This mission is not an investigation, just a simple, straightforward assignment, but that makes it no less important.”
14:48 <Avatar> “I need you to book passage to the Lands of the Linnorm Kings, and cross over into Irrisen. You’re to head north and rendezvous with another team who have captured some—” Valsin pauses for a heartbeat before continuing. “—persons of interest. We have reason to believe that these individuals have information on the Shadow Lodge cells that are refusing to reconcile with the Society under 
14:48 <Avatar> Grandmaster Torch’s leadership.” Valsin’s expression becomes particularly grim at 
14:48 <Avatar> that point. “If these rogue cells are outright refusing amnesty, then they represent a clear threat to all of us. I need you to take charge of these captives and get them out of Irrisen safely and quietly. Once you’re clear of Irrisen, a larger extraction team will take custody of them and bring them in for questioning. Of course, we will cover the expense of your travel in full, and provide 
14:48 <Mort> I am on skype
14:48 <Avatar> maps to lead you to the meeting point in Irrisen. Because of the nature of the mission and Irrisen itself, you’ll be meeting the other team in the field, away from what passes for civilization up there. The team you’ll be getting the prisoners from will show you the best route out of Irrisen, and the castellan of Trollheim has agreed to grant you passage through his lands. You are responsible 
14:48 <Avatar> for avoiding unexpected trouble between the handoff and Trollheim.”
15:09 <Avatar> Valsin gestures for the team to depart, but pauses, staring at his fireplace for a moment before adding, “Wait. You need to know this. Your prisoners will be goblins. The Shadow Lodge separatists made extensive use of the sadistic creatures as soldiers and servants, and as much as you may want to throttle them, please remember that we need them alive.” 
15:54 <Mort> away from what paasses for civilization
15:57 <Mort> urm whohas the ranger
16:07 <Avatar> tasiv
16:08 <Mort> okay keep the gobbies alive
16:13 <Mort> k we needhis help to survive in the wild
16:16 <Mort> Ididnt bring any rations
16:16 <Mort> damnit
16:20 <Avatar> questions/knowledges
16:53 <Mort> Knowledge (history)           int   8 =  +4     1       +3(class)
16:55 <Mort> can use?
17:17 <Avatar> local and geography are the ones that'll be helpful here
17:32 <Mort> none
18:00 <Mort> ranger boss?
18:08 <Tasiv> nope
18:39 <Mort> ranger boss got any knowledge? Joo the ranger
18:53 <Tasiv> i've got urban knowledge not wilderness
19:01 <Avatar> he's a master of survival, not knowledge
19:08 <Mort> lol
19:09 <Mort> joker
19:13 <Avatar> as far as knowledge goes he is not too bright !
19:33 <Mort> ah indeed
19:38 <Mort> expected. its teh wizzies that's a smartasss
19:43 <Tasiv> hey what was that +r command?
19:51 <Avatar> it's /mode Tasiv -R
20:00 <Mort> cA?
20:02 <Tasiv> mort can you type:
20:03 <Mort> need ito n?
20:11 <Tasiv> ./mode Mort -R
20:19 <Tasiv> without the dot
20:20 <Avatar> everyone needs to, all the time
20:21 <Mort> doone?
20:43 <Avatar> if you can put it in your auto-perform when you connect, all the better
21:07 <Mort> Ill auto set it
21:14 <Brunius_AFK> sup
21:17 Brunius_AFK is now known as Brunius
21:24 <Avatar> brunius, are you in
21:27 <Artimus> look what the cat dragged in
21:31 <Brunius> Possibly
21:34 <Avatar> yes or no
21:36 <Avatar> you're already LATE 
21:37 <Hitomi> look what the cat killed and threw back up
21:37 <Brunius> Nice to see you too, Ballig
21:43 <Brunius> Nah, I"m out
21:58 <Avatar> they still haven't left the VC's office
22:00 <Brunius> My brother has been trying the pit, that's why I'm late
22:00 <Avatar> are you sure
22:03 <Mort> Hiii:D
22:05 <Avatar> ohhhh
22:05 <Mort> the pit?
22:06 <Avatar> say no more
22:06 <Brunius> I'm sure
22:08 <Mort> oh u get pwned
23:02 <Mort> we're out on a nice outdoor romp
23:04 <Mort> with goblins
23:14 <Tasiv> goblinses
23:22 <Brunius> That's nice, I don't want to play.
23:23 <Hitomi> and orcsies
23:25 <Mort> :(
23:37 <Artimus> it's all good
23:38 <Hitomi> maybe even a gollumsies
23:42 <Artimus> I don't have any questions for jerky mcjerkface
23:52 <Mort> hehe
23:59 <Artimus> I have an endure elements wand
24:02 <Tasiv> nice
24:14 <Mort> I have a cure light wounds wand
24:21 <Tasiv> "are we going into cold territory?"
24:21 <Mort> so wos the cleric
24:23 <Artimus> I am
24:28 <Mort> k
24:50 <Mort> I think irrenius is cold
24:51 <Mort> but thats what i thik
25:14 <Mort> "If we get anywhere cold and our balls freeze off, you can use that stick"
25:44 <Artimus> "Do you have balls?"
26:05 <Mort> "The ones in front?"
26:09 <Mort> "shit"
26:17 <Tasiv> i'm going to purchase cold weather gear
26:30 <Mort> how much is cold weather gear
26:32 <Mort> and what is cold weather gear
26:34 <Mort> sorry Im nub
26:56 <Artimus> 8 gold I think
26:58 <Artimus> from memory
27:10 <Mort> "I agree that endure elements may not be a long term solution - there is something called dispel magic"
27:13 <Mort> "How much does it weigh?"
27:20 <Tasiv> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/equipment---final/goods-and-services#TOC-Cold-Weather-Outfit
27:30 <Artimus> are you asking me that in character
27:37 <Mort> yeah
27:37 <Artimus> "Dispel magic? I don't think that weighs anything..."
27:39 <Tasiv> 8gp i believe
27:40 <Mort> I REALLY DONT
28:05 <Avatar> The average daytime temperature in Irrisen during this adventure is just above freezing, and the average nighttime temperature falls to around –5° Fahrenheit. 
28:26 <Mort> I am going to get cold weather gear as well
28:40 <Tasiv> artimus: have you got plenty of charges
28:49 <Tasiv> mort: good idea
29:10 <Mort> charges are one thing but its not al ong temr solution
29:21 <Mort> "I suggest everyone in party gets cold weather gear'
29:28 <Artimus> I have 50 charges, but I don't want to use them all in one scenario
29:33 <Artimus> I'll buy a cold weather gear too
29:55 <Mort> "Dont waste charges on things that simple application of grey matter will work out"
30:00 <Tasiv> shit -5F is -20C
30:38 <Tasiv> artimus: keep track of charges and we'll refund you
30:48 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+1 nobility
30:48 <diebot> Artimus, nobility: [1d20=7] 8
31:03 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20 nobility
31:03 <diebot> Hitomi, nobility: [1d20=14] 14
31:10 <Tasiv> "artimus - if you keep us enduring elements for this scenario, we'll refund you"
31:15 <Tasiv> "sound good?"
33:05 <Avatar> pm me with anything you're buying
33:17 <Avatar> if it's not already on your sheet, and you haven't pm'd me about it, you don't have it
34:16 <Artimus> "Can we expect opposition from the people?"
34:59 <Tasiv> "can you tell us the name/s of the team we're meeting?"
35:07 <Tasiv> "of their leader perhaps?"
35:30 <Avatar> "The extraction team is with us - I have no reason to believe they'll bring you any trouble."
35:56 <Tasiv> "and you can provide more details on the rendevous point?"
36:15 <Avatar> "The leader of the team is Ragna Lightfoot. She's the one you'll be meeting."
36:31 <Avatar> he gives you the location of the rendevous point
36:35 <Hitomi> "hmmm, it has just occured to me some things that might be useful to know. does Jadwiga Elvanna and Jadwiga and  Stilyagi mean anything to anyone?"
36:39 <Tasiv> "ok"
36:41 <Avatar> it's the point on the map, basically
37:35 <Hitomi> "it has also occured to me the Irrisen witches can watch their border, so they may know we are coming/going"
37:54 <Tasiv> "what rogue cells are you referring to? are these goblins part of them?"
38:03 <Artimus> "Who are we giving the goblins to at Trollheim?"
38:13 Lord ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
38:16 <Mort> hi
38:19 <Mort> we just got started
38:33 <Lord> im just sitting in on this one
39:03 <Mort> k np
39:08 <Avatar> "You'll meet another extraction team just outside Trollheim. Your role is to escort the goblins safely over there.
39:18 <Artimus> "So we will be meeting two teams, in total?"
39:33 <Avatar> "Correct."
39:48 <Artimus> "Why are we the piggy in the middle? I don't see what function we're actually providing here."
39:57 <Artimus> "Why can't Extraction Team A take their captives to Extraction Team B without us?"
40:06 <Avatar> "The extraction team is large and designed to keep the goblins from being killed by vigilant town guards or angry commoners with a grudge before they have a chance to talk, and a team that size would draw too much attention in Irrisen. And the team responsible for capturing the goblins is very experienced in moving through Irrisen without being noticed, so we need them to remain in the field.”
41:01 <Artimus> "How will we find them?"
41:05 <Artimus> "The team in the field."
41:10 <Hitomi> "you don't find them, they find you"
41:15 <Avatar> "Follow the map."
41:22 <Artimus> "And they will definitely be at this point when we arrive?"
41:25 <Avatar> "Do any of you have horses?"
41:26 <Artimus> "How long will they be waiting for us?"
41:40 <Artimus> "And how will we meet the team at Trollheim?"
41:41 <Avatar> “It’s a three and a half day journey from your rendezvous point to the extraction point outside Trollheim, but the extraction team will remain in place for an additional day in case you’re delayed. Just remember, don’t look for trouble.”
41:56 <Tasiv> "no i don't think any of us has a horse"
41:57 <Hitomi> "how many goblins are there?"
42:05 <Tasiv> !findchar Artimus
42:07 <diebot> Tasiv, Character: Artimus, number: 329( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=329 )
42:20 <Avatar> "Good."
42:36 <Mort> acutally guys I have a horse :P
42:37 <Mort> hehe
42:42 <Avatar> mort your mic is on
42:44 <Mort> Id never be abel to carry all my..stuffs around
42:59 <Avatar> are you telling him that
43:00 <Mort> turn my mic off?
43:03 <Tasiv> mort: click the mute button for your mic
43:04 <Avatar> yeah mute it
43:05 <Mort> thats to group
43:07 <Avatar> lots of background noise
43:13 <Hitomi> unless you want to talk
43:13 <Mort> told you its a mcdonalds outlet :D
43:34 <Artimus> "Why is it good that no one has a horse?"
43:50 <Avatar> "In other circumstances you could use horses or dog sleds, but you can’t when traveling with goblins, as they won’t tolerate either beast to live. Also, the Iceflow River follows the border, and you want to avoid disputed territory until you’re ready to cross, as its western edge is strongly guarded and we don’t have permission to move through that territory uncontested as we do in the 
43:50 <Avatar> south, where Freyr Darkwine’s Blackravens patrol.”
44:08 <Hitomi> "how many goblins are there?"
44:32 <Avatar> "I'm not sure, but more than half of the goblins must survive. We need to be able to compare and contrast their stories.”
44:43 <Hitomi> "so less than 10?"
44:49 <Artimus> "Why would we cross the Iceflow River?"
44:52 <Avatar> "I'd expect less than 10, yes."
44:59 <Avatar> "Look at the map."
45:20 <Artimus> "I see no reason to cross the Iceflow River based on that map."
45:32 <Artimus> "The only river between Trollheim and the capture site is the Rimeflow."
46:33 <Avatar> "You want to cross the Rimeflow River, and not cross the Iceflow River due to the disputed territory."
47:09 <Artimus> "Will the goblins be properly provisioned?"
47:25 <Tasiv> "would it be worthwhile buying iron shackles?"
47:36 <Mort> "I have silk rope if it comes to that"
47:44 <Avatar> "Ragna's team should have some provisions, but I'd expect you to be able to look after your whole group."
48:12 <Avatar> "Take any gear you need with you before you meet the goblins."
48:29 <Artimus> "How are the goblins kept under control?"
49:12 <Avatar> "I don't know what Ragna's doing with them; that's her business, as long as she's keeping them under control at all, I'm satisfied."
50:30 <Tasiv> purchase 7 days rations
50:37 <Mort> how much are those rations
50:37 <Mort> btw
50:38 <Mort> I dont know
50:45 <Artimus> 5 silver per ration
51:03 <Artimus> apparently you eat like kings when you're in the field
51:12 <Hitomi> me buys 15 rats
51:23 <Artimus> remember to PM it to Avatar
51:27 <Mort> okay
51:34 <Artimus> I can't think of any further questions to ask
51:37 <Mort> whats te conversion
51:40 <Mort> for the silver to gp
51:43 <Hitomi> 10
51:45 <Avatar> 10sp=1gp
51:50 <Mort> k let me calculate
53:31 <Tasiv> 15gp per manacle?
53:34 <Artimus> let's head out
53:37 <Avatar> Then with a final nod for luck, the venture-captain dismisses the group.
53:41 <Artimus> 35gp per manacle because you have to purchase a lock with it
53:44 <Artimus> and the simplest lock is 20 gold
53:50 <Tasiv> balls to that
54:01 <Avatar> knowledge nature anyone?
54:27 <Avatar> you set off to the capture site
54:28 <Tasiv> nope, only urban
54:56 <Avatar> your journey from Absalom to northwest Irrisen is long but mostly uneventful
55:14 <Mort> none
55:17 <Mort> not the ranger
55:18 <Avatar> you meet Ragna Lightfoot, an ulfen ranger
55:38 <Avatar> she's with 5 other ulfen rangers and druids
55:52 <Artimus> can we see the goblins
55:52 <Tasiv> "hail ragna!"
56:07 <Avatar> as you arrive, they're already in the process of breaking down their shelters in preparation of moving
56:24 <Artimus> white
56:27 <Mort> whats te CA link
56:33 <Artimus> 13/13 HP, AC 18
56:34 <Avatar> 124.148.166.248
56:44 <Tasiv> tasiv green 21/21 ac: 16
56:57 <Tasiv> tasiv surprise me 21/21 ac: 16
57:06 <Hitomi> yellow 22/22
57:21 <Mort> 8/8 hp, ac 13
57:26 <Mort> blue would be nice
59:11 <Mort> ah god
59:11 <Avatar> Lightfoot sees you, greets you
59:17 <Mort> what are all the green dots and the pink ones
59:17 <Artimus> "Greetings, Ragna."
59:19 <Avatar> and introduces you to the goblins
59:27 <Artimus> are the goblins in manacles
59:29 <Artimus> or roped
59:33 <Tasiv> green: goblins
59:37 <Tasiv> pink: rangers
59:46 <Mort> k
59:55 <Avatar> they're not in ropes or manacles, they're just guarded
00:12 <Mort> "Can we tie them up? I got silk rope here"
00:20 <Artimus> "Might be hard for them to walk if they're tied up."
00:27 <Artimus> "So what are the names of these little guys?"
00:28 <Avatar> "They're all yours. I'm sick of dealing with them."
00:35 <Hitomi> "have they been trouble?"
00:59 <Avatar> "This is Bunky, that one's Doob, this is Yogert, Frobug, and Spink," she says as she points them out
01:00 <Tasiv> "i'm sure they've been delightful company"
01:37 <Tasiv> "and which one appears to be their "leader""
01:38 <Avatar> "Your first stop is to take them to Harvest's End. You'll have the easiest time there to get the goblins across the river."
01:42 <Artimus> "Are they cooperative?"
02:02 <Avatar> "We're the only leaders here. They aren't cooperative and I'd watch your food if I were you."
02:13 <Artimus> "Can they speak or understand common?"
02:30 <Avatar> "Some goblins you find can be pretty comical - these ones are more evil than comical."
02:56 <Avatar> Yogert says "bring me FIRE!!!"
03:10 <Avatar> they jump up and down and get a bit excited at the thought
03:34 <Artimus> "Settle down. We're taking over from here."
03:40 <Tasiv> "and once we pass harvest's end - where should we go?"
03:40 <Artimus> "Now, thing is, we do need some of you alive. But not all of you."
03:45 <Artimus> "Hands up which goblin wants to be the first to be fed to dogs?"
04:08 <Avatar> they keep quiet
04:15 <Hitomi> "that's better"
04:22 <Avatar> "Here's 4 days of trail rations. It'll help you get started."
04:39 <Avatar> (she gives each of you 4 rations - 16 in total)
05:00 <Avatar> "And for the goblins."
05:08 <Avatar> she hands you another 20 day's worth
05:15 <Avatar> who's taking those
05:21 <Hitomi> i will
05:50 <Tasiv> we'll divide them up
05:52 <Tasiv> 5 each
06:06 <Artimus> I'm happy to divide them evenly
06:19 <Mort> okay
06:29 <Tasiv> "ragna - which one of these lowly creatures is their leader - if any?"
06:31 <Artimus> "How have you kept them under control? Just threat of death?"
07:20 <Avatar> she leans in to whisper to you 
07:42 <Avatar> "We can't kill them, and they know we need them alive."
07:50 <Artimus> "We don't need them all alive."
08:18 <Avatar> "They know they're caught in a power struggle between their 'bosses', and they know nobody has their best interests at heart."
08:34 <Avatar> "It sometimes helps to be nicer to them than to threaten them."
08:50 <Artimus> "Maybe we should cut a foot off each of them. So they can't run away."
08:59 <Tasiv> whisper: "in fact only 3 of the 5 need 'make' it back"
09:35 <Avatar> "Your job is to keep as many of them alive as you can, and then get back to the cosy springtime you came from."
09:39 <Mort> whisper:" you would feel sorry for goblins?"
09:54 <Avatar> "Ha, I'm just glad you're taking them off my hands."
10:08 <Avatar> she motions to her team
10:14 <Avatar> "We're off now. They're all yours."
10:32 <Hitomi> "right, Yogurt here's the deal. we'll give you plenty of food, and a fire each night if you don't give us any trouble"
10:37 <Artimus> "Okay. Thanks."
10:39 <Tasiv> "farewell"
11:08 <Tasiv> "OK YOU LOUSY GOOD FOR NOTHINGS"
11:23 <Tasiv> "WE'RE GOING TO SAY THIS ONCE"
11:27 <Tasiv> "AND ONCE ONLY"
11:30 <Artimus> drill sergeant tasiv
11:37 <Tasiv> "YOU THINK YOU'RE NEEDED ALIVE???"
11:47 <Artimus> what's your major malfunction!
11:55 <Tasiv> "WRONG! SOME OF YOU ARE NEEDED ALIVE"
12:14 <Tasiv> "ANYONE WHO GIVES ME ANY OF YOUR GOBLIN CRAP IS DEAD"
12:21 <Tasiv> "THE FIRST ONE TO STEP OUT OF LINE"
12:28 <Tasiv> "THE FIRST ONE TO LOOK AT ME FUNNY"
12:34 <Mort> hehehehe
12:38 <Tasiv> "THE FIRST ONE TO PISS ME OFF IS DEAD"
12:38 <Mort> (ooc mode)
12:46 <Artimus> you know that you don't have to type hard to type in all caps ;)
12:54 <Tasiv> "ARE WE CLEAR YOU MANGY DOGS?"
12:57 <Avatar> roll intimidate
13:12 <Tasiv> !throw 1d20 intimidate
13:12 <diebot> Tasiv, intimidate: [1d20=17] 17
13:54 <Artimus> goblins hate dogs
14:42 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20-1 int
14:43 <diebot> Hitomi, int: [1d20=16] 15
14:49 <Artimus> cha
15:00 <Artimus> oh
15:03 * Hitomi pulls out what looks like a goblin finger and starts picking his teeth
15:28 <Mort> (out of character - why am I surrounded by a bunch of big brutes :P)
15:40 <Artimus> you can be Good Cop if you want Mort
15:42 <Avatar> because you're a pathfinder
15:53 <Avatar> Bunky says "We be good."
15:58 <Mort> (Im sorry, but I dont know the good cop bad cop thing, I told you Im not a people person)
16:03 <Artimus> don't feel you have to go along with the crowd
16:08 <Tasiv> "DAMN STRAIGHT YOU'LL BE GOOD"
16:21 <Mort> (Generally Id leave the talking to you unless its a combat situation and I have some quips to make)
16:29 <Tasiv> !throw 1d20 intimidate
16:30 <diebot> Tasiv, intimidate: [1d20=10] 10
16:31 <Tasiv> !throw 1d20 intimidate
16:32 <diebot> Tasiv, intimidate: [1d20=2] 2
16:33 <Tasiv> !throw 1d20 intimidate
16:34 <diebot> Tasiv, intimidate: [1d20=11] 11
16:35 <Tasiv> !throw 1d20 intimidate
16:36 <diebot> Tasiv, intimidate: [1d20=3] 3
16:57 <Mort> (laughs)
17:19 <Avatar> Doob and Spink say "We be good."
17:32 <Avatar> Frobug and Yogert do a runner, laughing in glee
17:59 <Artimus> yeah we're going to do something
18:02 <Mort> Id suggest slapping both Frobug and Yogert
18:03 <Artimus> we aren't letting them run
18:04 <Mort> or something
18:06 <Artimus> they're small creatures
18:22 <Artimus> yeah we're going after them
18:37 <Tasiv> i'll bolt after them
18:42 <Avatar> who's chasing
18:50 <Mort> I stay and tie the rest of the goblins up
18:59 <Hitomi> "come back or we'll not feed you until tomorrow. you can't survive" i shout
19:35 <Tasiv> CMB 
19:43 <Hitomi> "don't make me count"
19:47 <Hitomi> "onne..."
19:53 <Hitomi> "twoo..."
19:59 <Tasiv> !throw 1d20+5 cmb
20:00 <diebot> Tasiv, cmb: [1d20=11] 16
20:13 <Avatar> yeah Yogert falls to the floor
20:29 <Tasiv> and immediately try and tackle the other too
20:31 <Artimus> I'll go bring yogert back
20:44 <Tasiv> !throw 1d20+5 cmb
20:45 <diebot> Tasiv, cmb: [1d20=9] 14
20:46 <Mort> I tie yogert up
21:15 <Tasiv> drag them back
21:22 <Tasiv> and i'll start ranting again
21:23 <Mort> is there a way to tie them to each other, and one rope to us, so that when they run, we get tugged along?
21:28 <Mort> I have LOTS of rope.
21:30 <Tasiv> "NOW - YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY"
21:44 <Tasiv> "NEXT TIME ONE OF YOU DOGS PULL A STUNT LIKE THAT"
21:50 <Tasiv> "SEE THIS BOW?"
21:52 <Mort> please slap whoever thought it was funny to run
21:55 <Tasiv> "SEE YOUR KNEE?"
22:02 <Avatar> "No, no not funny :( "
22:08 <Tasiv> "DON'T MAKE ME DO IT"
22:09 <Avatar> the other 3 goblins are shaking in their boots
22:38 <Tasiv> ok have we secured them?
22:55 <Tasiv> use as many as necessary
23:02 <Mort> tie their hands to each other, with one end leading to oen of us
23:07 <Mort> to make sure if tey get away they tug us along with them
24:06 <Artimus> let's head to that town thing
24:07 <Artimus> the small one
24:13 <Tasiv> harvest end
24:30 <Avatar> A narrow southern pass winds its way through steep, icy hills, the frigid wind periodically dusting all in its path with a layer of snow. Two ancient stone watchtowers stand on either side of the path between two nearly vertical bluffs rising thirty feet to either side, just as Lightfoot’s map indicated they would. The eighty-foot-wide path narrows to a mere twenty-five feet in width between 
24:31 <Avatar> the two fifty-foot towers.
26:56 <Artimus> Hitomi and Tasiv, then me and Mort
26:58 <Artimus> and maybe goblins in the middle
28:03 <Tasiv> i can do that
28:34 <Mort> I smell amubsh
28:39 <Tasiv> yea
29:01 <Tasiv> can we wait a second and do perception checks
29:15 <Mort> @see
29:21 <Hitomi> @perc
29:22 <Tasiv> @see
29:23 <diebot> Tasiv, perception: [1d20=9] 16
29:27 <Hitomi> @see
29:30 <Artimus> @see
29:41 <Artimus> !save see: 1d20+9 perception
29:42 <diebot> Artimus, 1d20+9 perception saved as @see
29:43 <Artimus> @see
29:44 <diebot> Artimus, perception: [1d20=7] 16
30:00 <Mort> !save see: 1d20 perception
30:00 <diebot> Mort, 1d20 perception saved as @see
30:04 <Mort> @see
30:04 <diebot> Mort, perception: [1d20=19] 19
30:14 <Avatar> these watchtowers are actually on the map
30:23 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+1 perc
30:24 <diebot> Hitomi, perc: [1d20=8] 9
30:29 <Avatar> she indicates on the map that they've been deserted since the Winter War
30:39 <Hitomi> !save see: 1d20+1 perception
30:40 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d20+1 perception saved as @see
30:45 <Artimus> "Can you go scout them, Tasiv?"
30:50 <Tasiv> "aye"
30:52 <Artimus> "Any sign of trouble let us know straight away."
30:59 <Avatar> everyone but Hitomi notices there's been snow knocked off the battlements, specifically on the sections facing the path
31:09 <Hitomi> "a gargling sound would be good"
31:24 <Tasiv> "i think there's trouble ahead"
31:31 <Mort> "what kind of?"
31:33 <Hitomi> ruh row
31:42 <Tasiv> "probably ambush in the towers"
31:47 <Avatar> "Big trouble, big trouble" says Doob
31:59 <Avatar> "Give us weapons!" says Bunky "we help we help!"
32:06 <Artimus> "Do you know what's ahead, Doob?"
32:25 <Avatar> "Bad things! Fire and explosions!"
32:30 <Avatar> he jumps with joy
32:44 <Artimus> "Oh. Do you want to go first?"
33:21 <Mort> hmm give them weapons or not? I have a spare quarterstaff, but if they turn on us..?
33:28 <Tasiv> "wait, maybe we should announce ourselves"
33:28 <Mort> ah well its colourspray if they do haha
33:43 <Avatar> "Untie rope, we go in and take care of things"
33:47 <Mort> and point out like a blazing beacon whos around? - they may not know our location yet.
34:01 <Mort> thye may have a point..but if they run off, we get to chase them to blue blazes
34:03 <Mort> again any spare help would be useful
35:31 <Mort> hrmm I wouldnt kwo what to do with the gobbies, let them help?
35:38 <Tasiv> "doob: are these your kinfolk up ahead?"
35:55 <Avatar> "We go in and find out! Food inside!"
35:58 <Tasiv> "spink?"
36:06 <Avatar> they start tugging on their rope
36:10 <Artimus> "We have food out here."
36:12 <Avatar> at the mention of potential food
36:20 <Artimus> I give Doob a ration
36:25 <Avatar> he gobbles it up
36:31 <Hitomi> give him anohter one
36:32 <Avatar> the others start wanting some too
36:38 <Hitomi> give them all 1 ration
36:39 <Mort> (ooc - thats so like me and cookies)
36:40 <Artimus> we feed them all
36:45 <Avatar> they gobble it down
36:50 <Hitomi> COOKIE MONSTER
36:53 <Avatar> "Yay food!"
36:54 <Artimus> "Delicious!"
36:56 <Avatar> "yay food!" "yay food!"
36:58 <Artimus> "So what's in the towers?"
37:02 <Tasiv> "now behave you dogs - silence"
37:16 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+8 diplomacy
37:16 <diebot> Artimus, diplomacy: [1d20=3] 11
37:29 <Artimus> others can aid !
37:29 <Tasiv> did you mean me avatar?
37:58 <Hitomi> me lights them a fire
38:10 <Mort> !throw 1d20 diplomacy
38:10 <diebot> Mort, diplomacy: [1d20=10] 10
38:16 <Artimus> throw aids, woot woot
38:17 <Tasiv> !throw 1d20 dip
38:17 <diebot> Tasiv, dip: [1d20=18] 18
38:19 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20 dip
38:20 <diebot> Hitomi, dip: [1d20=19] 19
38:23 <Artimus> that's 17
38:39 <Avatar> "We like fire we like food! Yayyy!"
38:43 <Avatar> "Fire!" "Food!" "Yay!"
38:52 <Avatar> they seem pretty impressed
38:57 <Tasiv> "silence you dogs and sit down for god's sake"
39:01 <Artimus> "Shut up, Tasiv."
39:02 <Avatar> about as impressed with your antics as you are with theirs
39:06 <Artimus> "What's in the towers?"
39:11 <Mort> damn thats funny
39:16 <Mort> I almost like these lil things already
39:21 <Avatar> "Icetooth tribe!"
39:26 <Avatar> "We get them after party is over."
39:34 <Artimus> "You don't like the Icetooth, do you?"
39:48 <Mort> "Damn..no long ranged fire spells..screw it"
39:49 <Avatar> they shake their heads as they munch away on their rations
40:03 <Tasiv> what cover have we got here?
40:05 <Artimus> "Yeah, I think we should go beat up some Icetooth after we finish partying out here."
40:06 <Avatar> they don't take long to finish their meals
40:11 <Avatar> "Now it's time to play some games!"
40:12 <Tasiv> the rock at q11?
40:22 <Tasiv> and that's about it?
40:31 <Artimus> "Anyone have some weapons for these guys? I think they want to play."
40:50 <Mort> I have a quarterstaff
41:01 <Artimus> "As long as they don't get killed, of course."
41:08 <Mort> I hand it to Binks
41:19 <Avatar> Bunky takes your quarterstaff and hits Doob over the head, and then he puts it away and they continue to dance around the fire
41:26 <Mort> ig bi
41:47 <Mort> oh geezus.
42:00 <Mort> I glare at Bunky, do you want to get out of this alive or not?
42:05 <Artimus> "We'll let you guys finish partying, we'll go check out the towers."
42:22 <Mort> "I do want that stick back when youre done with it
42:26 <Tasiv> "yes wait here you dogs - don't make me come back to get you"
42:30 <Avatar> Frobug says "ok you untie us and go look"
42:56 <Mort> group decision - Ill go with whatever, I dont see anything good/bad on letting them go first
42:56 <Artimus> "Okay, sure. Another party tomorrow night, right?"
43:10 <Tasiv> "yes yes"
43:14 <Avatar> "Fire!" "More fire!" "and food!"
43:17 <Avatar> they talk over each other a bit
43:20 <Artimus> "Yep, more fire and food tomorrow."
43:24 <Artimus> We'll untie them
43:33 <Avatar> you untie them and they sit tight... for now
43:55 <Tasiv> 1d1
44:33 <Tasiv> 1d3 - 1 ?
44:35 <Avatar> ?>broken-weapon
44:39 <Avatar> <?broken-weapon
44:40 <diebot> Any attacks made with the weapon suffer a –2 penalty on attack and damage rolls. They only score a critical hit on a natural 20 and only deal x2 damage on a confirmed critical hit. If the weapon is a firearm, the misfire value also increases by 4 unless the wielder has gun training in that type of firearm, in which
44:40 <diebot> case the misfire value increases by only 2.
45:21 <Artimus> "Let's go in. West tower first?"
46:55 <Mort> "Fine with that"
47:14 <Avatar> as you get to that point, some goblins in the tower see you, and you see them
47:19 <Avatar> roll initiative
47:23 <Tasiv> @init
47:23 <diebot> Tasiv, init: [1d20=8] 12
47:29 <Artimus> @init
47:35 <Hitomi> @init
47:36 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d20+0: [1d20=19] 19
47:37 <Artimus> !save init: 1d20 initiative
47:38 <diebot> Artimus, 1d20 initiative saved as @init
47:39 <Artimus> @init
47:39 <diebot> Artimus, initiative: [1d20=9] 9
47:55 <Mort> I use ghost sounds?
48:01 <Artimus> you roll initiative first
48:05 <Mort> k
48:29 <Mort> !save init: 1d20+0
48:30 <diebot> Mort, 1d20+0 saved as @init
48:39 <Mort> intiitatieve is based on dex?
48:39 <Mort> or nothing
48:44 <Mort> okay wait
48:45 <Mort> slight mistake
48:50 <Mort> !save init 1d20+3
48:59 <Mort> !save init: 1d20+3
49:00 <diebot> Mort, 1d20+3 saved as @init
49:02 <Hitomi> !save init: 1d20+2
49:03 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d20+2 saved as @init
49:04 <Mort> @init
49:04 <diebot> Mort, 1d20+3: [1d20=6] 9
49:06 <Mort> k
51:38 <Avatar> he lights a fire on the top of the tower
51:43 <Avatar> smoke begins to billow from it
51:47 <Avatar> it's Hitomi's turn
51:59 <Tasiv> no. 1 lit the fire?
52:01 <Hitomi> "hail Icewind goblins, whats up?"
52:08 <Hitomi> icetooth*
52:26 <Mort> "Its a signal fire, bet the party's just starting"
52:35 <Avatar> are you doing anything else
52:44 <Tasiv> "hold"
52:46 <Hitomi> yea holding
53:00 <Avatar> the goblin on the west tower lights a fire
53:06 <Avatar> smoke begins to billow from it
53:19 <Tasiv> shit
53:42 <Avatar> and a few more goblins start coming out
54:50 <Avatar> it's Tasiv's turn
55:34 <Artimus> !dist 20 40
55:34 <diebot> Artimus, Length of hypotenuse: 44.721360
56:01 <Hitomi> shooting no. 2
56:08 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+4
56:09 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d20+4: [1d20=3] 7
56:15 <Avatar> your arrow misses
56:16 <Mort> hrmm
56:17 <Avatar> move action remains
56:35 * Hitomi moves SE 20
56:47 <Avatar> it's Tasiv's turn
56:53 <Mort> you can hit so far?
56:54 <Mort> wow
56:55 <Tasiv> move 30ft sw
57:18 <Avatar> standard action remains
57:44 <Tasiv> !throw 1d20+6 ranged on 4
57:45 <diebot> Tasiv, ranged on 4: [1d20=13] 19
58:00 <Mort> where is 4?
58:07 <Hitomi> i23
58:13 <Avatar> hit
58:15 <Avatar> roll damage
58:21 <Tasiv> !throw 1d8+4 dmg
58:22 <diebot> Tasiv, dmg: [1d8=8] 12
58:25 <Tasiv> owch
58:36 <Mort> that should nail him good acutally..
58:42 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
58:54 <Mort> Ghost sounds of reinforcements arriving
58:58 <Mort> just worth a try :D
59:07 <Mort> its goblins 
59:33 <Mort> do you think itd work guys?
59:34 <Mort> hehe
59:40 <Mort> I alwyas wanted to try it out
00:47 <Mort> cant relaly hear too well on skype atm, kiddies making noise
00:51 <Mort> can say it here? 
00:53 <Avatar> it's not a good bet that they can hear it
00:54 <Mort> got a kiddie wailing :P
00:57 <Hitomi> it probably won't do anything
01:00 <Mort> hrm
01:05 <Mort> okay fine, get to conventional weaponary
01:11 <Avatar> it'd be casted at around the point where the goblins are
01:14 <Mort> take out longbow, shoot at the guy tasiv was shooting at
01:20 <Hitomi> he's dead
01:20 <Avatar> and they were making a fair amount of noise before, and the towers couldn't hear it then
01:24 <Mort> oh okay
01:30 <Mort> so how bout the guy hitomi was shooitng at
01:30 <Hitomi> shoot at 2 or 3
01:37 <Mort> I cant see 2 or 3
01:39 <Mort> on ca
01:40 <Mort> acutlaly
01:41 <Mort> I only see 1
01:48 <Avatar> resync
01:49 <Hitomi> you can see 2?
01:51 <Tasiv> hit file -> resync
02:17 <Mort> see now
02:17 <Mort> I can 
02:19 <Mort> shoot at 2 thne
02:22 <Avatar> roll to hit
02:54 <Mort> !save attack: !throw 1d20+3
02:55 <diebot> Mort, !throw 1d20+3 saved as @attack
03:07 <Mort> @a
03:09 <Mort> @attack
03:19 <Avatar> it's !save attack: 1d20=3 attack
03:23 <Hitomi> !save shortbow: 1d20+4
03:23 <Mort> oh sorry
03:24 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d20+4 saved as @shortbow
03:33 <Mort> !save longbow:1d20+3
03:39 <Artimus> space after the colon
03:54 <Avatar> make the roll for now, save later
03:55 <Mort> !save longbow: 1d20+3
03:55 <diebot> Mort, 1d20+3 saved as @longbow
03:59 <Mort> @longbow
04:00 <diebot> Mort, 1d20+3: [1d20=4] 7
04:02 <Avatar> miss
04:02 <Mort> miss
04:03 <Mort> :D
04:05 <Avatar> move action remains
04:11 <Mort> no idiot would..hehe
04:13 <Mort> stay where i ma
04:16 <Avatar> it's Artimus' turn
05:01 <Avatar> mort I need you to pm me your prepped spells
05:15 <Artimus> one southwest, three south, drawing my crossbow while I move
05:23 <Artimus> shoot at #2
05:28 <Avatar> roll to hit
05:37 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+1 crossbow
05:37 <diebot> Artimus, crossbow: [1d20=17] 18
05:42 <Avatar> roll damage
05:43 <Artimus> !throw 1d8 damage
05:43 <diebot> Artimus, damage: [1d8=3] 3
06:04 <Artimus> end turn
06:12 <Avatar> and that goblin's somewhat injured
06:20 <Mort> gobbies aer wimps
06:30 <Avatar> the goblins behind you perk up at seeing the battle
06:34 <Avatar> "PARTY TIME !!!"
06:42 <Avatar> and they rush forward, quarterstaff and bolts drawn
07:18 <Mort> "Be careful, boys!"
07:22 <Mort> fkkkk
07:50 <Avatar> #2 and #3 attack Frobug
08:04 <Mort> oh man
08:11 <Mort> this is really really bad we better clean up quick
08:11 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+2
08:12 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+2
08:12 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+2: [1d20=15] 17
08:12 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+2: [1d20=1] 3
08:15 <Avatar> one hits
08:16 <Mort> else we get dead goblins onour hands
08:19 <Avatar> !throw 1d4
08:19 <diebot> Avatar, 1d4: [1d4=1] 1
08:23 <Avatar> doing 1 damage to Frobug
08:24 <Mort> phew..
08:36 Jaggedsoul ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
08:42 <Artimus> j-dizzle
08:43 <Avatar> #1 shoots at Frobug
08:48 <Artimus> fo-shizzle
08:56 <Jaggedsoul> sup Artimus
09:06 <Mort> we're partying
09:13 <Artimus> !dist 30 50
09:14 <diebot> Artimus, Length of hypotenuse: 58.309519
09:18 <Mort> we have a bunch of too helpful goblins, next time we tell them stay at range
09:27 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+4
09:28 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+4: [1d20=9] 13
09:34 <Jaggedsoul> wish I was able to play :(
09:34 <Avatar> hitting Frobug 
09:46 <Hitomi> you can take over the roll of the goblins
09:50 <Avatar> !throw 1d4
09:50 <diebot> Avatar, 1d4: [1d4=3] 3
09:55 <Mort> oh dear
09:58 <Mort> were going to get dead goblins soon
10:15 <Mort> we need to use cure light wounds on the goblins
10:35 <Avatar> Frobug's seriously wounded
10:41 <Avatar> it's Hitomi's turn
10:51 <Mort> cure light wounds people
10:52 <Avatar> Jaggedsoul: need to be here on time to play
11:01 <Mort> one of you take my wand and freaking heal..
11:04 * Hitomi charges 2 and then power attack
11:06 <Mort> or get the cleric to do it
11:11 <Artimus> Hitomi can't heal
11:18 <Jaggedsoul> yeah yeah
11:33 <Mort> this fight we must do it fast, not because we are in danger
11:35 <Jaggedsoul> have work Friday night shift
11:36 <Mort> but the goblins are
11:49 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+9 charge pa
11:50 <diebot> Hitomi, charge pa: [1d20=9] 18
11:57 <Avatar> roll damage
12:01 <Hitomi> !throw 1d10+6 dmg
12:01 <diebot> Hitomi, dmg: [1d10=4] 10
12:34 <Jaggedsoul> lemme play please (a confessed rpg addict)
12:36 <Mort> even Id handle myself in a scrap better then these blurdy gobbies, helpful as they are
13:31 <Jaggedsoul> nothing better than orc reinforcements!
13:37 <Jaggedsoul> :)
13:46 <Mort> that one u talk to avatar
13:46 <Hitomi> you can be the boulder perched on the mountainside
14:00 <Mort> who can use wand of cure light wounds
14:04 <Mort> we'regoing to get dead goblins on our hands soon
14:09 <Tasiv> relax mort
14:15 <Mort> :P
14:21 <Artimus> !dist 50 50
14:21 <diebot> Artimus, Length of hypotenuse: 70.710678
14:36 <Artimus> !dist 50 55 10
14:36 <diebot> Artimus, Length of hypotenuse: 75.000000
15:33 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+4
15:34 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+4: [1d20=8] 12
15:39 <Avatar> it's Tasiv's turn
15:54 <Avatar> smoke continues to billow from the towers, getting higher up in the air
16:36 <Tasiv> se
17:28 <Hitomi> !dist 30 50 15
17:29 <diebot> Hitomi, Length of hypotenuse: 60.207973
17:32 <Tasiv> !throw 1d20+6 ranged on 1
17:32 <diebot> Tasiv, ranged on 1: [1d20=9] 15
17:41 <Avatar> miss
17:43 <Tasiv> end turn
17:45 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
17:56 <Mort> I cant heal goblin
18:24 <Mort> movet o O 14
18:39 <Mort> shoo at 1
18:39 <Mort> @longbow
18:40 <diebot> Mort, 1d20+3: [1d20=19] 22
19:15 <Avatar> hit
19:20 <Avatar> roll damage
19:23 <Tasiv> nice roll
20:28 <Tasiv> mort?
20:30 <Avatar> mort are you still there
20:41 <Hitomi> !throw 1d8 dmg
20:41 <diebot> Hitomi, dmg: [1d8=4] 4
21:02 <Avatar> it's Artimus' turn
21:10 <Artimus> should I heal the goblin Mort
21:28 <Artimus> I don't know if I should heal the goblin
21:41 <Artimus> (I'll channel positive energy, selectively excluding #3)
21:47 <Artimus> !throw 1d6 heal
21:48 <diebot> Artimus, heal: [1d6=5] 5
21:59 <Tasiv> good move that
22:06 <Artimus> end turn
22:07 <Avatar> move action remains
22:29 <Avatar> the goblins surround #3, attacking him with their quarterstaff and bolts
22:37 <Mort> !throw 1d8
22:37 <Mort> I already am?
22:37 <Mort> why not?
22:37 <Mort> I mean why it didnt load here
22:37 <Mort> !throw 1d8+0 dmg
22:37 <Mort> Im rolling
22:37 <Mort> I am
22:37 <Mort> talking
22:37 <Mort> lag?
22:37 <Mort> that works
22:37 <Mort> I suppose
22:37 <Mort> yes you should
22:37 <Mort> or we get dead gobbies on our feet
22:37 <Mort> we were told to keep them alive
22:37 <Mort> hes going to get killed in next few hits
22:37 <Mort> k he should be good for now
22:37 <diebot> Mort, 1d8: [1d8=6] 6
22:38 <diebot> Mort, 1d8: [1d8=3] 3
22:38 <diebot> Mort, dmg: [1d8=6] 6
22:38 <diebot> Mort, dmg: [1d8=7] 7
22:44 <Mort> ah lag damnit
22:45 <Mort> lol
22:50 <Artimus> wow, you are so lagged mort
22:55 <Mort> Ididnt even notice
22:58 <Tasiv> that's not lag that lllaaaggg
23:29 <Mort> can all of you hear me?
23:33 <Mort> I can hear your voices on skype still
23:34 <Hitomi> no
23:40 <Mort> oh k haha
23:51 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+4
23:52 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+4: [1d20=14] 18
23:53 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+2
23:54 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+2: [1d20=4] 6
23:54 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+2
23:54 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+2: [1d20=1] 3
23:54 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+2: [1d20=16] 18
24:11 <Mort> okay this is called uber goblin pwnage
24:30 <Avatar> !throw 1d6
24:31 <diebot> Avatar, 1d6: [1d6=3] 3
24:33 <Avatar> !throw 1d3
24:33 <diebot> Avatar, 1d3: [1d3=2] 2
24:39 <Avatar> the goblins pummel #3
24:53 <Avatar> and promptly cheer
24:58 <Mort> lol
25:01 <Avatar> #1 goes downstairs
25:02 <Mort> thoseguys r so funneh
25:06 <Avatar> it's Hitomi's turn
25:13 <Tasiv> "watch for reinforcements"
25:18 <Tasiv> "they'll be incoming"
25:32 <Tasiv> "signal fires"
26:22 <Mort> afk abit loo
26:34 <Mort> just get me shooting
27:02 <Hitomi> !throw 1d10+2 jam lock
27:03 <diebot> Hitomi, jam lock: [1d10=1] 3
27:08 <Avatar> you fail to jam it
27:19 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+2 jam lock
27:20 <diebot> Hitomi, jam lock: [1d20=1] 3
27:54 <Avatar> the smoke starts to intensify
27:54 <Hitomi> !throw 1d30+2 jam lock
27:55 <diebot> Hitomi, jam lock: [1d30=3] 5
28:19 <Mort> back
28:28 <Mort> why the jam lock
29:09 <Hitomi> to lock 1 in
29:10 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+4
29:10 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+4: [1d20=9] 13
29:11 <Avatar> at Tasiv
29:13 <Tasiv> h25?
29:26 <Avatar> it's Tasiv's turn
29:30 <Mort> u guys do wnat ot put out that signal fire dont you?
29:39 <Tasiv> run to leftmost tower
29:41 <Mort> or you can lawyas kill 1 with a shot, that way you dont need to jam anything
29:43 <Tasiv> 30ft mvmt
29:56 <Tasiv> open door?
30:22 <Artimus> the door would already be open, goblins came out of it
30:23 <Jaggedsoul> Mekkis, you around?
30:33 <Mekkis> sort of
30:34 <Mekkis> why
30:35 <Mekkis> ?
30:37 <Tasiv> open it
30:38 <Avatar> you open the door
30:42 <Tasiv> end turn?
31:02 <Tasiv> end turn
31:12 <Tasiv> move in
31:22 <Avatar> roll climb
31:32 <Tasiv> !throw 1d20+8 climb
31:32 <diebot> Tasiv, climb: [1d20=14] 22
31:36 <Mort> wow
31:37 <Mort> hes a monkey
32:04 <Tasiv> end turn
32:07 <Avatar> you're just over half way up the ladder
32:12 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
32:30 <Mort> moveto L 19
32:32 <Mort> shoot at 1
32:40 <Mort> cant hit 1?
32:49 <Avatar> 1's inside
32:49 <Mort> then hit the one that tasiv is climbing after
32:58 <Avatar> moving first?
33:01 <Mort> yes
33:03 <Mort> move first then shoot
33:06 <Avatar> where to
33:07 <Artimus> !dist 30 50 60
33:07 <diebot> Artimus, Length of hypotenuse: 83.666003
33:10 <Mort> L19?
33:39 <Avatar> roll to hit
33:44 <Mort> @longbow
33:44 <diebot> Mort, 1d20+3: [1d20=11] 14
33:48 <Mort> udnno
33:49 <Avatar> miss
33:51 <Mort> its a good bet if I hit or miss
33:52 <Mort> heh
33:53 <Avatar> it's Artimus't urn
33:54 <Mort> end turn
34:43 <Artimus> I'll reload and then fire
34:53 <Artimus> the only one I can see
34:54 <Avatar> roll it
34:55 <Artimus> @crossbow
34:55 <diebot> Artimus, crossbow: [1d20=20] 21; damage: [1d8=6] 6
35:03 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+1
35:03 <diebot> Artimus, 1d20+1: [1d20=9] 10
37:03 <Avatar> the smoke billows out further
37:03 <Artimus> http://i.imgur.com/pI2qj.jpg
37:12 <Avatar> you think it won't be long before a signal will get out to whoever it's getting out to
38:18 <Mort> we need something to put out the fires later
38:23 <Mort> didnt load ray of frost so screw it :P
38:25 <Mort> get snow
38:36 <Avatar> #1 jumps down the ladder, onto the goblin at the highest point of the ladder
38:42 <Mort> I have flour but I think that would get US an exploision
38:42 <Avatar> who falls onto the next goblin
38:45 <Avatar> who falls onto the next goblin
38:53 <Mort> oh no
38:54 <Mort> haha
38:58 <Avatar> !throw 1d6
38:58 <diebot> Avatar, 1d6: [1d6=3] 3
38:59 <Tasiv> damn their chaotic alignments
39:05 <Avatar> #1 falls unconscious
39:44 <Avatar> the goblin on the left drops alchemical fire onto Tasiv and the goblins
39:50 <Mort> ouccchhh
40:03 <Tasiv> reflex save?
40:17 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+4 ranged touch vs Tasiv
40:18 <diebot> Avatar, ranged touch vs Tasiv: [1d20=3] 7
40:22 <Mort> miss
40:55 <Mort> . Every creature within 5 feet of the point where the flask hits takes 1 point of fire damage from the splash. On the round following a direct hit, the target takes an additional 1d6 points of damage. If desired, the target can use a full-round action to attempt to extinguish the flames before taking this additional damage. Extinguishing the flames requires a DC 15 Reflex save. Rolling on the 
40:55 <Mort> ground provides the target a +2 bonus on the save. 
41:21 <Avatar> Doob and Bunky take a bit of flames to their bodies
41:32 <Avatar> it's Tasiv's turn
41:33 <Mort> tasiv tell those goblins to drop down and roll
41:35 <Mort> on teh ground
41:43 <Avatar> it's Hitomi's turn first
41:44 <Mort> but make sure that goblin is dead first
42:08 * Hitomi ties up no 1 then climbs up
42:32 <Avatar> it's Tasiv's turn
42:41 <Avatar> the goblin is definitely unconscious
42:57 <Tasiv> finish climbing up
43:11 <Avatar> #1 is unconscious, not this one
43:17 <Tasiv> attack the goblin
43:21 <Avatar> you're at the top
43:25 <Tasiv> !throw 1d20+7 ranged
43:26 <diebot> Tasiv, ranged: [1d20=15] 22
43:36 <Avatar> hit
43:37 <Tasiv> !throw 1d8+5 dmg
43:38 <diebot> Tasiv, dmg: [1d8=6] 11
43:40 <Tasiv> owch
43:55 <Tasiv> put out the fire when we're off initiative?
44:02 <Mort> use snoooooowwww
44:09 <Tasiv> use weeeeeeeeee
44:10 <Mort> Im not pouring holy water on that stuff
44:15 <Mort> oh my god..
44:53 <Avatar> you put out the fires on the 6th round
45:02 <Artimus> and then we get out of here
45:03 <Avatar> you're off initiative and the goblins dance
45:09 <Avatar> to a fanfare
45:09 <Artimus> maybe do a quick loot
45:10 <Tasiv> ballig?
45:20 <Mort> hahah
45:21 <Mort> loot
45:25 <Mort> phat lewt
45:46 <Avatar> the goblins search for loot also
46:03 <Mort> oh dear :D
46:31 <Avatar> roll perception checks to search for loot
46:39 <Mort> @perception
46:41 <Tasiv> @see
46:41 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20 perc
46:41 <diebot> Tasiv, perception: [1d20=4] 11
46:42 <Mort> @see
46:42 <Artimus> @see
46:42 <diebot> Hitomi, perc: [1d20=6] 6
46:42 <diebot> Artimus, perception: [1d20=1] 10
46:42 <diebot> Mort, perception: [1d20=12] 12
46:45 <Mort> ooop
47:39 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20 perc
47:40 <Tasiv> @see
47:40 <diebot> Tasiv, perception: [1d20=4] 11
47:40 <diebot> Hitomi, perc: [1d20=19] 19
48:22 <Avatar> Hitomi notices Frobug try to stash a potion and two tanglefoot bags
48:31 <Mort> tackle
48:32 <Mort> lets go
48:40 <Hitomi> "oi you, hand them over"
48:45 <Mort> ahahhaha
48:48 Brunius is now known as Kaleb
49:01 <Mort> I like these gobblins though
49:03 <Mort> they so cute...
49:28 Jaggedsoul is now known as Gogg
49:33 <Avatar> you move on
50:07 <Kaleb> I'm saving commands to diebot
50:12 <Artimus> we'll pat down the goblins
50:15 <Tasiv> lost mort on skype?
50:18 <Kaleb> Just to avoid misinterpretations
50:41 <Avatar> roll CMB to force them to hand it over
50:48 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+6 cmb
50:48 <diebot> Hitomi, cmb: [1d20=7] 13
50:58 <Hitomi> !save cmb: 1d20+6
50:59 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d20+6 saved as @cmb
51:06 <Avatar> "Gah! Mine!"
51:08 <Avatar> you're grappling
51:33 <Artimus> <? grapple
51:40 <Tasiv> <?grapple
51:43 <Tasiv> no space?
51:46 <Tasiv> pffft
51:55 <Avatar> you pin him down
52:10 * Hitomi takes them and stashes them
52:26 Mort has quit (EOF from client)
52:26 <Artimus> we'll pat down the rest of the goblins
52:28 <Avatar> you get the items
52:29 <Artimus> make sure they didn't hide anything important
52:34 <Tasiv> yes marshal them up
52:39 <Tasiv> and search them before we move on
52:53 <Avatar> they've got nothing else on them
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52:59 <Avatar> you're satisfied enough and move on
52:59 <Tasiv> same drill too: tie them up again and remove their weapons
53:06 ChanOP gives voice to Mort
53:10 <Avatar> With the rough hills at now far to the north, the land opens into a broad grassland where the snow is much sparser. The sky is overcast and the temperature has risen, making the march south somewhat easier. For as far as the eye can see, there is nothing but open ground and great fir trees that dot the landscape.
53:11 <Mort> sorry back
53:16 <Mort> I dced
54:03 <Tasiv> mute teh mic mort?
54:10 <Avatar> the sky is overcast
54:17 <Mort> coools
54:18 <Avatar> can I have survival checks
54:24 <Avatar> (wisdom)
54:29 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+3
54:29 <diebot> Artimus, 1d20+3: [1d20=4] 7
54:34 <Tasiv> !throw 1d20+7 survival
54:34 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+6 survive
54:35 <diebot> Tasiv, survival: [1d20=10] 17
54:35 <diebot> Hitomi, survive: [1d20=7] 13
54:53 <Mort> !throw 1d20+0 survival
54:54 <diebot> Mort, survival: [1d20=12] 12
55:07 <Mort> I bet we get wet..
55:09 <Tasiv> !save survival: throw 1d20+7 survival
55:10 <diebot> Tasiv, throw 1d20+7 survival saved as @survival
55:17 Kaleb is now known as Brunius
55:30 <Hitomi> !save survival: 1d20+6
55:31 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d20+6 saved as @survival
55:35 <Tasiv> guys we need to bunk down
55:42 <Tasiv> "no question about it"
55:51 <Tasiv> "it's probably best we shelter here"
56:02 <Tasiv> "major, major storm on the way"
56:19 <Artimus> "Can you make us a safe camp, Tasiv?"
56:28 <Tasiv> "yes. yes i can"
56:32 <Mort> "Yeah, my canvas and poles are all on the horse"
56:44 <Mort> "Which thanks to these cute buggers here, wont be with us"
57:01 <Tasiv> take ten or even twenty on "make camp" :D
57:48 <Tasiv> i'm on +7 survival - should be good?
58:11 <Mort> can he roll for the rest of us?
58:18 <Mort> liek he set up the cmap we sit in? :D
01:00 <Tasiv> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/equipment---final/goods-and-services#T
01:14 <Avatar> Medium: A medium tent holds two creatures and takes 30 minutes to assemble.
01:42 <Mort> congrats but there are 4 of us?
02:13 <Tasiv> nope
03:27 <Mort> so who is camping out of doors?
03:36 <Artimus> we all are
03:41 <Tasiv> i can probably make some kind of shelter
03:45 <Mort> k
03:49 <Mort> 2 of us take the tent 2 of us take the shelter
03:55 <Artimus> oh, you mean compared to in the tent
03:57 <Mort> sorry that my canvas and poles are on the horse
04:00 <Tasiv> i think the goblins should go in the tent
04:00 <Mort> whom I coudlnt bring
04:01 <Mort> aww :P
04:05 <Mort> one of us
04:07 <Mort> should stay with them
04:09 <Tasiv> it'll keep them cooped up
04:11 <Artimus> you can bring the canvas
04:12 <Mort> to make ure they dont run amoc
04:16 <Tasiv> yeah
04:16 <Artimus> you don't need to leave it behind just because the horse stayed behind
04:17 <Mort> no but its on my horse
04:18 <Mort> oh
04:22 <Artimus> it's not nailed to the horse
04:22 <Mort> but I cant becuase of wt limit
04:23 <Mort> s
04:24 <Mort> ehehe
04:29 <Mort> I wouldnt be able to carry it and move acutally
04:30 <Artimus> it's 1 pound, I will carry it
04:32 <Mort> k
04:36 <Mort> so I have cavnvas
04:42 <Artimus> I have hammer and pitons
04:47 <Avatar> if you didn't say you took it off your horse at the beginning of the scenario, you don't have it 
05:01 <Mort> ahk
05:10 <Mort> true
05:14 <Mort> then I dont have it its okay :P
05:14 <Tasiv> we have tree branches around the place?
05:22 <Mort> I have quarterstaff 
05:24 <Tasiv> and timber for fires?
05:31 <Mort> urm well theres always the staff
06:00 <Mort> anyone has axe?
06:01 <Avatar> @rng tookitoff leftitthere
06:03 <Artimus> so Tasiv is taking 10 for 17 survival to make a cmap?
06:06 <Avatar> !rng tookitoff leftitthere
06:07 <diebot> Avatar, leftitthere
06:22 <Artimus> I will aid
06:25 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+3 aid
06:25 <diebot> Artimus, aid: [1d20=17] 20
06:38 <Hitomi> 16 ass
06:40 <Tasiv> yes taking ten
06:52 <Artimus> you can't take 10 when you aid
06:52 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+6 survive ass
06:53 <diebot> Hitomi, survive ass: [1d20=3] 9
06:57 <Tasiv> discard the aid
07:01 <Tasiv> just take ten
07:34 <Artimus> Mort: want to aid with survival?
07:42 <Mort> urm mine sux
07:44 <Mort> so I can try?
07:45 <Artimus> just roll it
07:50 <Artimus> you only need to get a 10
07:51 <Mort> !throw 1d20
07:51 <diebot> Mort, 1d20: [1d20=1] 1
07:52 <Avatar> yeah always try
07:53 <Mort> pooof
07:56 <Mort> I TOLD YOu so right?
08:21 <Avatar> the goblins are unhelpful setting up camp, arguing with each other and mocking you as you set it up
08:30 <Artimus> can I talk one of them into helping
08:32 <Artimus> with awesome diplomacy
08:40 <Artimus> we'll do it again
08:48 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+6 survive ass
08:48 <diebot> Hitomi, survive ass: [1d20=2] 8
08:50 <Artimus> I'll aid
08:52 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+3 aid
08:52 <diebot> Artimus, aid: [1d20=18] 21
08:57 <Artimus> Hitomi
08:58 <Artimus> er
08:59 <Artimus> Mort?
09:16 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20
09:17 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d20: [1d20=18] 18
09:20 <Mort> k
09:21 <Mort> sorry
09:23 <Mort> that works
09:24 <Avatar> okay your camp is set up
09:31 <Mort> cool, lets sit in and enjoy the.. hahah
09:31 <Avatar> what does your camp look like by the way
09:36 <Avatar> one tent?
09:41 <Mort> 1 tent and..? shelter?
09:51 <Artimus> can two goblins use my one cold weather outfit?
09:57 <Tasiv> yes a shelter from pine tree branches
10:08 <Tasiv> and a nice fire inside
10:11 <Mort> htey are in the tent..
10:15 <Mort> shoudl one of us stay wit them?
10:16 <Avatar> cold weather outfits are made for whatever size you are
10:16 <Mort> to make sure they dont run?
10:27 <Artimus> yeah, I'm medium
10:29 <Artimus> can two of them snuggle into it
10:55 <Avatar> they can, but it won't be as effective for each of them
11:22 <Mort> does anyone want to sac their cold weather outfits?
11:25 <Mort> and use endure cold ?
11:37 <Artimus> I'll endure elements anyone who gives up their outfit
11:40 <Tasiv> well i can give them my cold weather outfit 
11:43 <Tasiv> ok i'll do that
11:44 <Mort> k
11:51 <Mort> then endure elements on artimus and tasiv
11:53 <Artimus> who's giving theirs up
11:59 <Mort> need only 2?
12:04 <Tasiv> hitomi? give up your outfit?
12:04 <Mort> since 2 can go int o1?
12:17 <Mort> or you want one for one each?
12:27 <Mort> if so then we all end up with endure elements cos we give up our cold weather outfits?
12:28 <Tasiv> yeah one for each to be safe?
12:30 <Mort> okay
12:33 <Hitomi> nah
12:38 <Mort> we only have 4?
12:47 <Hitomi> 2 for all 5 huddled together in the tent
12:48 <Mort> even if we all strip
12:49 <Artimus> I won't endure elements anyone who doesn't give up their outfit
13:00 <Mort> okay
13:01 <Mort> what kidn of coverage?
13:03 <Mort> if you need a thrid, I can give up mine
14:01 <Tasiv> hitomi? give it up man
15:17 <Mort> do you want to endure elements them intead of giving up the suits?
15:19 <Gogg> happy game, as far as I can tell. enjoy! gtg
15:24 <Mort> hehee
15:49 <Tasiv> dog pile
15:53 <Mort> I tell you..those goblins are pampered..
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15:59 <Artimus> I'll use my endure elements wand on anyone who has given up their outfit
16:05 <Mort> we atke better care of them then we take care of ourselves ;P
16:06 <Artimus> (including myself)
16:37 <Artimus> when we set watches overnight, we will make sure to be near the stash of food
16:40 <Artimus> and not let the goblins steal any
16:44 <Tasiv> aye
17:03 <Mort> yeah
17:03 <Mort> keep them in the shelter with us
18:30 <Mort> yep the food
18:32 <Mort> bot the goblins
18:36 <Mort> I dont want to sleep with goblins
19:06 <Artimus> don't lie, you totally want to sleep with goblins
19:08 <Artimus> you want to be a mouse lemur goblin
19:09 <Artimus> :p
19:11 <Mort> hahaha
19:12 <Mort> maybe
19:14 <Tasiv> artimus: is endure elements ok on the 5th gobbo?
19:20 <Artimus> no
19:30 <Artimus> next to the fire
19:57 <Tasiv> fifth one has a suit and is next to the fire
20:13 <Tasiv> the remainder (4) are in the tent with 3 suits
20:22 <Mort> okay
20:28 <Mort> will do for them
20:36 <Tasiv> yep
21:43 <Mort> bunker down peeps
22:23 <Mort> hrm
22:24 <Mort> no sound
22:26 <Mort> damn
22:36 <Mort> okay because i use skype ot know
22:37 <Mort> if I ml agging out of not
22:37 <Mort> hahaa
23:16 <Mort> okay moing somewhere else
23:16 <Artimus> can we take a 5 1/2 minute break
23:17 <Mort> Ill try to
23:19 <Mort> k
23:22 <Mort> I may dc in the process
23:34 <Tasiv> yep 5 mins no worries
40:37 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 11am (Avatar, new game) | CoTE: Sun 10am || AEDT (UTC+11:00) | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://dnd.ballig.net
40:37 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Sat Jan 14 00:00:13 2012
40:37 <***> Buffer Playback...
40:37 <***> Playback Complete.
40:45 <Mort-> It won't help i can't make noise here
40:54 <Tasiv> no headphones?
40:58 <Mort-> No
41:14 <Mort-> Tried to borrow from library but they don't have
41:23 <Artimus> I'll ask Jarrag about mining
41:29 <Avatar> "Most people who go down to the mines don't come back. That's why nobody knows much about 'em."
41:37 <Artimus> "What are they mining?"
41:53 <Avatar> "All sorts."
42:00 <Artimus> "Precious gems?"
42:04 <Avatar> he nods
42:09 <Artimus> "Figs?"
42:11 <Artimus> "Are they mining figs?"
42:14 <Avatar> the more you talk about it, the sadder he starts to appear
42:23 <Mort-> Oh dear
42:24 <Artimus> "Do you know someone who went into the mines?"
42:40 <Avatar> "I don't really want to talk about it."
43:00 <Artimus> "I'm a cleric, you know. I could pray for him."
43:07 <Mort-> Haha
43:08 <Artimus> "Sarenrae may guide him back to the light."
43:25 <Avatar> roll a diplomacy check
43:26 <Tasiv> mort go to pm?
43:31 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+8 diplomacy
43:31 <diebot> Artimus, diplomacy: [1d20=9] 17
43:33 <Mort-> I can't pm atm
43:39 <Mort-> Not registered
43:44 <Tasiv> k
43:51 <Artimus> /mode Mort- -R
43:54 <Artimus> /mode Tasiv -R
44:07 <Avatar> "I don't think Sarenrae will help my boys."
44:08 <Mort-> Done
44:20 <Avatar> "If she did, they'd still be with me."
44:32 <Artimus> I place a hand on his shoulder
44:38 <Artimus> "How long ago did they leave?"
45:11 <Avatar> "Please, I don't want to talk about it."
45:29 <Artimus> man, I bet this is one of those "DC 20 skill check" missions
45:30 <Artimus> freaking hate those
46:03 <Artimus> "Do you know anyone else here who might have knowledge of this subject?"
46:47 <Avatar> "Nobody who goes into the mines comes back."
46:52 <Avatar> he begins to bawl
47:20 <Artimus> I comfort him
47:34 <Artimus> if he's not going to continue to talk, I try to find someone else
47:49 <Avatar> roll another gather info 
47:57 <Artimus> take 10, total 18
48:33 <Avatar> the same people who told you to find him tell you to give him some time and maybe try again later
48:44 <Artimus> okay
48:44 <Avatar> it's pretty clear at this point nobody else knows
48:53 <Tasiv> artimus: we can stay here overnight
48:56 <Artimus> what else are we doing in this town? does anyone want provisions?
49:11 <Avatar> while you're trying to find out about that
49:21 <Avatar> you learn about an ice troll who runs the hamlet called Rimetusk
49:27 <Tasiv> why don't we stay at the pub and get some real local info?
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49:56 <Avatar> you learn:
50:04 <Mort-> Oh great
50:09 <Avatar> If anything bad happens to Rimetusk, the entire village will suffer reprisals from the jadwiga Elvanna once the regional tax collector finds out.
50:21 <Avatar> Rimetusk is not supposed to impede legitimate commerce, but he sometimes does to exert his authority.
50:22 <Mort-> Ice trollp
50:24 <Mort-> Trollp
50:32 <Tasiv> ice trollop?
50:45 <Avatar> and you feel you might be able to learn more if you keep checking into it
50:48 <Mort-> Trolls
51:08 <Avatar> you've been in Harvest's End for 4 hours now
51:13 <Tasiv> time of day?
51:45 <Jaggedsoul> Mekkis, PM'd you
51:53 <Hitomi> jadwiga elvanna is the royal family
52:00 <Tasiv> "look i'll meet you at the town square later on"
52:05 <Tasiv> "back later guys"
52:19 Mort ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
52:23 <Avatar> Tasiv and Mort split off
52:29 <Mort-> Lol
52:50 <Mort> k back on ocomp
52:51 <Avatar> what are you two doing
52:53 <Mort> lappie
52:59 Mort- has quit (Quit: Bye)
53:07 <Avatar> you're doing this while Hitomi and Artimus are doing their thing
53:27 ChanOP gives voice to Mort
53:42 <Mort> ca port?
53:44 <Mort> k
53:50 <Hitomi> 4444444
54:05 <Mort> I mean the address sorry
54:29 <Hitomi> 124.148.166.248
54:43 <Jaggedsoul> !throw 1d20+11 dayjob roll
54:43 <diebot> Jaggedsoul, dayjob roll: [1d20=18] 29
54:48 <Mort> lol
55:30 <Tasiv> ok avatar are you sure i can do this one here?
55:43 <Tasiv> (just double-checking)
57:49 <Tasiv> make a goblin-raft
57:52 <Avatar> yeah
57:55 <Artimus> so what other information ca we get about it
57:56 <Artimus> +n
58:06 <Tasiv> a raft of the goblins
58:12 <Artimus> I can take 10 (for 18) and hitomi can aid me
58:29 <Tasiv> artimus: you successfully make a raft out of the goblins
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58:30 <Avatar> Tasiv and Mort arrive at the tavern
58:41 <Tasiv> ok
58:43 <Mort> whats a golbin raft
58:46 <Mort> lets get people durnk
58:49 <Avatar> don't ask
59:02 <Tasiv> mort take a seat i'll grab drinks
59:15 <Mort> k
59:20 <Tasiv> take a look around at the patrons
59:39 <Tasiv> any females in here?
59:55 <Mort> I have a feelingIll be the one buying beer
00:29 <Avatar> yeah there is just one female working here
00:30 <Tasiv> mort: you can have a beer and i'll have a littleglass of creme de menthe
00:39 <Avatar> (among other males)
00:46 <Mort> tasiv! unleash your charm among the female species :P
00:54 <Avatar> she's a server
01:02 <Tasiv> ok, is she wearing a white pin?
01:31 <Avatar> yes
01:52 <Tasiv> ok so i'll order drinks from her and ask her to bring them over to our table
02:05 <Tasiv> go and sit down with mort and await the drinks
02:23 <Tasiv> (and maybe ask for a menu or something that guarantees table-service)
02:36 <Avatar> okay, she comes over
02:59 <Tasiv> ok i'll have payment and the note secreted and ready
03:17 <Mort> okay
03:19 <Mort> thats good inst it?
03:29 <Mort> same
03:36 <Mort> also ask her for imformation
03:47 <Tasiv> mort: shhh - kick her under the table
04:00 <Avatar> you don't think you can conceal it properly by handing it to her
04:18 <Tasiv> pfffft
04:19 <Tasiv> ok
04:32 <Mort> k
04:42 <Tasiv> "um, do you have a lunch menu?"
04:51 <Mort> I kick her under the table
05:05 <Avatar> "Hey! Stop that!"
05:06 <Mort> too loud
05:07 <Mort> damn
05:13 <Mort> got everyone in lib staring at me
05:23 <Avatar> "Just what's on the chalkboard honey."
05:32 <Tasiv> i'll go to pay her and spill my drink on the floor
05:48 <Tasiv> so that the tankard or whatever falls to the floor
05:59 <Tasiv> and i'll jump up to help her pick it up
06:15 <Tasiv> when we're both crouched down i'll press the note into her hand
06:37 <Tasiv> saying "oh sorry lass"
07:01 <Avatar> you're not sure she's noticed the message
07:27 <Tasiv> "and here's something extra for my oafish clumsiness"
07:28 <Avatar> "No it's okay."
07:52 <Tasiv> *meaningful emphasis 
08:02 <Avatar> what's the something extra
08:08 <Tasiv> money and the note
08:30 <Avatar> before you hand it over, you're still sure you can't conceal it
08:39 <Tasiv> gah
08:47 <Avatar> it looks too much like you're handing her a suspicious message
08:49 <Tasiv> ok, withdraw the note
08:54 <Tasiv> take a different tack
09:00 <Avatar> how much money are you giving her
09:04 <Tasiv> 1gp
09:09 <Avatar> okay
09:20 <Tasiv> "whilst we're here we'd like to look at your rooms if we may?"
09:34 <Avatar> she nods 
09:35 <Avatar> "Down the back."
09:42 <Avatar> and points over your shoulder
09:45 <Tasiv> "can you lead the way?"
09:52 <Avatar> "I'm working here honey."
09:58 <Avatar> and she gets back to it
10:03 <Tasiv> GGGGAAAAHHH
10:07 <Mort> "Ill pay for your time
10:09 <Mort> gahh
10:12 <Mort> u should have said that to her :P
10:30 <Tasiv> ok take a seat and continue drinking
10:45 <Avatar> what did you buy, how much
11:20 <Avatar> a pitcher of wine is 2sp
11:25 <Avatar> (each)
11:33 <Avatar> or a bottle is 10gp
11:44 <Tasiv> ok, order a bottle
11:45 <Avatar> or a meal is either 1sp, 3sp, or 5sp
11:49 <Avatar> ok
11:54 <Avatar> you continue drinking
11:56 <Tasiv> and two meals
12:19 <Avatar> and eating
13:05 <Avatar> and drinking and eating
13:16 <Mort> do we see her again?
13:22 <Avatar> yeah she is still serving others
14:14 <Artimus> Mort: what if I put "SAYA SEORANG PENGGANAS" in big bold letters?
14:14 <Tasiv> any ideas mort?
14:16 <Artimus> will you get arrested?
14:28 <Mort> I dont understand malay
15:22 <Artimus> but does anyone else around you?
15:24 <Artimus> that's the question
15:26 <Artimus> that's the question
15:32 <Mort> ah k
15:35 <Mort> that onemigh twork hhee
15:40 <Mort> but nevermind
15:44 <Mort> I think you should say she has a great figure
15:56 <Mort> pretend your drunk
15:56 <Mort> and ask her out for some fun romp
16:06 <Tasiv> ok, finish the meals
16:06 <Avatar> maybe you should do it mort
16:09 <Mort> unless she prefers females, Im not a good person for that
16:13 <Avatar> haha
16:16 <Mort> well Im the wrong gender
16:47 <Avatar> the meals are finished
16:53 <Tasiv> when she comes over to collect the plates
17:11 <Tasiv> compliment her on her pin
17:19 <Mort> man this will either work well or work disasterously
17:21 <Tasiv> and wink at her
17:39 <Mort> I step on her foot, abit
17:52 <Tasiv> and have the note half under one of the plates
18:04 <Avatar> Tasiv: roll bluff
18:08 <Tasiv> and tap it quietly but pointedly
18:09 <Avatar> Mort: you can assist
18:17 <Mort> !throw 1d20 +0 bluff
18:18 <diebot> Mort, +0 bluff: [1d20=2] 2
18:19 <Tasiv> what is bluff?
18:20 <Mort> poof
18:22 <Tasiv> int?
18:25 <Mort> char I think?
18:29 <Mort> I think its charisma
18:32 <Avatar> charisma
18:34 <Tasiv> !throw 1d20+0 bluff
18:34 <diebot> Tasiv, bluff: [1d20=12] 12
18:37 <Tasiv> shizen
19:11 <Avatar> you don't think she got the hint
19:11 <Avatar> "Thanks."
19:13 <Tasiv> gods
19:50 <Tasiv> "ok barlady - we'll take a look at your rooms now"
20:05 <Avatar> "Okay, just down the hallway."
20:17 <Tasiv> mort and i go down the hall-way and enter a room
20:19 <Mort> "lead us there please? we'd like to make sure they are clean and free of bugs"
20:22 <Tasiv> "mort wait here"
20:24 <Mort> okay
20:26 <Mort> I wait
20:34 <Tasiv> ok go back out to the bar
21:11 <Avatar> you go to the room
21:15 <Avatar> it looks cosy
21:21 <Tasiv> "excuse me barlady - my lady friend back here needs some assistance with the room, it's rather a delicate "ladies" matter"
21:35 <Tasiv> "can you help us?"
21:39 <Tasiv> "her"
21:43 <Avatar> she goes out to the back to meet Mort
21:52 <Tasiv> i'll follow
21:59 <Tasiv> and give her the fucking note in the privacy of the room
22:22 <Avatar> she looks at it, pockets it
22:32 <Tasiv> "about bloody time"
22:35 <Avatar> "Are you going to be okay now?"
22:43 <Tasiv> "yes thank you - and you?"
22:47 <Avatar> and she leaves without waiting for your answer
22:51 <Mort> "yeah give me a moment"
23:21 <Tasiv> "ok mort we're good"
23:34 <Artimus> we'll gather info on this Rimetusk thing
23:38 <Mort> lets go out but thats..hilarious
23:39 <Artimus> I'll take 10 (for 18) and everyone else can aid
24:08 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20-1
24:09 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d20-1: [1d20=8] 7
24:39 <Mort> !throw 1d20
24:40 <diebot> Mort, 1d20: [1d20=2] 2
24:42 <Mort> epic fail
24:48 <Artimus> we'll go talk to Rimetusk
24:57 <Tasiv> !throw 1d20
24:58 <diebot> Tasiv, 1d20: [1d20=17] 17
25:37 <Avatar> "I don't know what you lot'r doing but it's time you tell me what you want!"
25:51 <Avatar> he slams the foot of his axe onto the ground
26:19 <Artimus> "We're seeking passage across the river."
26:24 <Artimus> pretty sure, but we'll see what's best soon
26:31 <Tasiv> k
26:39 <Avatar> "BAhaha! You're not getting onto MY ferry!"
26:49 <Artimus> "Why not?"
26:52 <Tasiv> avatar: don't want him to die - keep him next to the fire
26:52 <Mort> what is rimetusk
26:55 <Mort> as in what creature is he
26:57 <Artimus> an ice troll
27:00 <Hitomi> he's the leader
27:01 <Mort> oh wonderful...
27:04 <Avatar> "I don't know who you are and I don't trust you!"
27:12 <Tasiv> "surely there's an agreeable price?"
27:14 <Artimus> "You can trust us."
27:20 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+8 diplomacy
27:20 <diebot> Artimus, diplomacy: [1d20=16] 24
27:22 <Avatar> he swings an axe at you
27:25 <Mort> wow
27:27 <Avatar> hitting air
27:34 <Avatar> which watch are you taking
27:44 <Mort> can we help on diplo rolls?
27:57 <Tasiv> no need i don't think
28:00 <Artimus> "We just need passage across the river, we have no interest in interfering in your business."
28:03 <Avatar> yeah roll it
28:23 <Avatar> !throw 1d6
28:23 <diebot> Avatar, 1d6: [1d6=1] 1
28:23 <Mort> !throw 1d20 diplomacy
28:23 <diebot> Mort, diplomacy: [1d20=5] 5
28:23 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20-1 ass
28:24 <diebot> Hitomi, ass: [1d20=6] 5
28:30 <Mort> sigh
28:37 <Tasiv> !throw 1d20
28:37 <diebot> Tasiv, 1d20: [1d20=8] 8
29:12 <Avatar> he glares at you all, slowly and carefully
29:17 <Artimus> I smile
29:21 <Tasiv> "ALRIGHT YOU MANGY DOGS"
29:24 <Tasiv> "LISTEN UP"
29:25 <Tasiv> i take a step back
29:29 <Hitomi> "have a cup of tea?"
29:43 <Tasiv> "SEE YOUR FRIEND HERE?"
29:45 <Tasiv> lava tea?
29:46 <Avatar> "I let you pass this time, but if you step out of line Rimetusk be there."
29:49 <Avatar> "Rimetusk be there."
29:50 <Tasiv> "HE'S DYING"
29:55 <Avatar> he grunts at the ferrymen
29:56 <Mort> "thank you"
29:59 <Tasiv> "BUT I'M NOT GOING TO LET THAT HAPPEN"
30:03 <Artimus> "Oh, no doubt. We certainly don't want to risk your wrath."
30:05 <Tasiv> "cheers"
30:07 <Tasiv> "WANT TO SEE OUR POWERS?"
30:19 <Tasiv> "YOU WATCHING?"
30:20 <Avatar> he graons, walking off
30:22 <Tasiv> heal
30:26 <Artimus> I'll go talk to the fisherman again
30:27 <Mekkis> where's Gogg?
30:31 <Tasiv> !throw 1d8+1 clw on frobug
30:31 <diebot> Tasiv, clw on frobug: [1d8=8] 9
30:31 <Mort> btw
30:34 <Tasiv> nice
30:34 <Artimus> he left
30:37 <Mort> I cant se geography
30:37 <Avatar> "No, please. Leave me be." 
30:37 <Mekkis> ok
30:41 <Avatar> he says 
30:59 <Avatar> Frobug starts visibly breathing again
31:07 <Avatar> (he doesn't wake up, yet)
31:09 <Avatar> roll intimidate
31:12 <Artimus> "Do you want a drink at the tavern?"
31:25 <Tasiv> !throw 1d20 intimidate
31:26 <diebot> Tasiv, intimidate: [1d20=6] 6
31:28 <Tasiv> pffft
31:37 <Avatar> "Only as long as you don't bring up the mines again."
31:46 <Avatar> he shakes his head in sorrow
31:50 <Mort> k what we need to dois get him really really drunk
31:55 <Avatar> they laugh, not caring, and get back into their tents
32:03 <Tasiv> fair enough
32:06 <Avatar> "You use wand! We use wand later!"
32:14 <Artimus> can I guidance on myself and diplomacy again?
32:19 <Tasiv> mort has exactly the right idea
32:26 <Tasiv> get him wasted
32:30 <Mort> who has the highest constitution..
32:31 <Mort> hahahha
32:37 <Tasiv> HITOMI
32:38 <Mort> challgne him to a drinking competition..
32:47 <Tasiv> chugalugchugalug
32:52 <Mort> great this is going to be so costly on our pockets..
33:01 <Avatar> the storm passes and you make it through
33:20 <Mort> thing is its a delicate matter, we dont want him passing out..
33:26 <Artimus> yep
33:50 <Avatar> you spend half an hour packing up camp
33:57 <Avatar> prep new spells
33:59 <Artimus> I'll leave
34:37 <Tasiv> artimus: you bailing out on your mission?
34:50 <Artimus> I will have channeled before we went to sleep
34:52 <Artimus> to heal any wounds
34:55 <Artimus> and I'll prep the same spells
35:01 <Artimus> Tasiv: I'm not allowed to continue
35:05 <Artimus> it was a DC 20, I got 18, can't retry
35:11 <Avatar> we're 2/3 of the way through the scenario, do you want to keep going
35:17 <Avatar> The village of Harvest’s End is a quiet place. Traveling merchants in colorful garb are easily distinguished from the locals, who dress in woolen clothes of drab browns, greens, and grays. There are no sounds of laughter or play here. Fishermen put their catch out for display, while others congregate in small groups and whispered conversations. Smoke rises from the chimneys of uniform but 
35:17 <Avatar> well-constructed buildings, most of which are surrounded by small white picket fences.
35:20 <Artimus> I'm fine to continue
35:57 <Mort> whatwas that part im not allowed to continue?
36:00 <Tasiv> "let's go for a drink"
36:12 <Artimus> that was me
36:16 <Artimus> I want to ask around about monuments being constructed in Whitethrone
36:26 <Mort> as in why?
36:39 <Artimus> because it was a diplomacy and the rulebook says you can't use it twice in 24 hours
36:43 <Mort> oh okay
36:48 <Mort> I see
36:49 <Mort> Ididn t get it
36:53 <Avatar> Natural trails wind through these woods, allowing passage through the thickets and shrubs. A sudden opening reveals a little house, no larger than a small child’s tree fort, built atop bundled tree branches lashed together like stilts or legs. The woodwork on the exterior of the house is exquisite, almost delicate in its craftsmanship. The only entrance to this small, one room structure is an 
36:53 <Avatar> open doorway facing west. 
36:55 <Mort> sowe have to pick up the info forom him
36:56 <Mort> k
37:03 <Mort> where are the goblinsbtw
37:05 <Mort> I missed out on that
37:09 <Artimus> they're with us
37:15 <Mort> ah k
37:17 <Mort> even thorught hte town?
37:21 <Tasiv> should we buy another tent whilst we're here?
37:24 <Hitomi> yea
37:32 <Hitomi> i think we're fine from here
37:32 <Mort> amazing we didnt get stoned out of town
38:16 <Artimus> if I find someone willing to talk to me, I'll ask some more specific questions
38:27 <Artimus> take 10 on gather info, for 18
38:30 <Mort-> I can't use skype here
38:33 <Artimus> I'll cast guidance first, for 19
38:35 <Mort-> Librarm
38:37 <Mort-> Lol
39:19 <Avatar> you're directed to talk to Jarrag Coldhands, a local fisherman
39:20 <Tasiv> mort - change skype to use port 80
39:21 <Mort-> Got kicked out of mc donalds for malingering too long
40:40 <Mort> kwoeldge local? nope
41:39 <Avatar> at P/Q24-25 is the hut
41:58 <Tasiv> the brown tree
41:59 <Tasiv> cool
42:05 <Artimus> "Cool, tree fort. Wanna check it out Hitomi?"
42:09 <Mort> ranger boss knwos anyting?
42:20 <Tasiv> "nah, but i can take a look"
43:50 <Tasiv> "HAIL!"
43:59 <Avatar> there's no response
44:01 <Tasiv> "WE SEEK PASSAGE"
44:37 <Avatar> still no response
45:06 <Artimus> "JUst go up and look who's in there."
45:25 <Mort> That person who made this might be a ranger...
45:29 <Tasiv> avatar: how high is the house?
45:48 <Mort> "I guess I COULD jump in there"
47:13 <Tasiv> "shall we move around it to the north?"
47:20 <Mort> "Fine by me"
47:26 <Tasiv> ok
47:32 <Tasiv> move around it to the north
47:35 <Tasiv> keeping formation
47:39 <Tasiv> and distance
47:57 <Tasiv> avatar: are the goblins freaking out or anything?
48:34 <Artimus> @init
48:34 <diebot> Artimus, initiative: [1d20=11] 11
48:35 <Tasiv> @init
48:35 <diebot> Tasiv, init: [1d20=19] 23
48:39 <Hitomi> @init
48:40 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d20+2: [1d20=8] 10
48:42 <Avatar> they weren't before, but at the sight of the doll, they are now
48:46 <Mort> @init
48:46 <diebot> Mort, 1d20+3: [1d20=14] 17
49:04 <Mort> ask the goblins what they know about the doll
49:15 <Mort> oh wait the dolls odwn there
49:17 <Mort> ahh shoot
49:43 <Mort> avatar : how does the doll look like
50:04 <Avatar> tiny-sized
50:30 <Avatar> dressed up in a doll's outfit
50:32 <Mort> what is it made off?
50:32 <Tasiv> barbie from hell
50:37 <Tasiv> porcelain
50:44 <Tasiv> SHATTER
50:45 <Tasiv> :D
50:46 <Mort> clay......
50:47 <Mort> hrmm
50:51 <Avatar> the goblins FREAK out and start to run!
51:04 <Avatar> they don't get far, thanks to the rope
51:14 <Avatar> but they're tugging on it pretty hard that it's pulling Hitomi
51:20 <Avatar> it's Tasiv's turn
51:24 <Tasiv> movement
51:34 <Tasiv> sw 10ft
51:44 <Tasiv> 10ft s
51:49 <Tasiv> ranged attack
51:58 <Tasiv> !throw 1d20+7 ranged
51:58 <diebot> Tasiv, ranged: [1d20=19] 26
52:19 <Tasiv> !throw 1d8+5 dmg
52:19 <diebot> Tasiv, dmg: [1d8=4] 9
52:27 <Tasiv> end turn
52:50 <Avatar> it's Hitomi's turn
52:51 <Mort> how does the doll lookafter what tasiv did?
53:07 <Mort> did it appear to have been less affected?
53:19 <Avatar> it looks like it's got an arrow stuck in it
53:29 <Mort> does it appear any slower?
54:00 <Avatar> you can't tell yet
54:23 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
54:39 <Mort> R13 longbow
54:45 <Mort> any penalties?
54:53 <Avatar> nope, roll to hit
54:58 <Mort> @longbow
54:58 <diebot> Mort, 1d20+3: [1d20=9] 12
55:01 <Avatar> miss
55:03 <Mort> k
55:03 <Avatar> movement remains
55:09 <Mort> stay at R 13
55:14 <Avatar> it's Artimus' turn
55:57 <Tasiv> mace that sucker
56:00 <Mort> "you might want to useblunt weapons on it guys,if its aclay golem"
56:03 <Mort> heh
56:37 <Mort> dont think it is else arrow wouldnt penetrate
56:38 <Artimus> I take 10 feet of movement south, drawing my heavy mace on the way
56:38 <Artimus> and attack
56:54 <Avatar> roll to hit
56:55 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+2 mace it
56:56 <diebot> Artimus, mace it: [1d20=5] 7
56:58 <Artimus> end turn
57:00 <Mort> miss haha
57:07 <Mort> now wesee what the monster does
57:42 <Avatar> it casts a spell on Artimus
57:47 <Artimus> AOO?
57:52 <Mort> !spellcraft?
57:58 <Mort> what spell is it I use spellcraft
58:02 <Avatar> take an AoO
58:05 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+2 mace it
58:05 <diebot> Artimus, mace it: [1d20=11] 13
58:08 <Artimus> and spellcraft
58:09 <Avatar> miss
58:14 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+6 spellcraft
58:14 <diebot> Artimus, spellcraft: [1d20=10] 16
58:16 <Avatar> roll spellcraft, both of you
58:24 <Mort> !throw 1d20+8
58:24 <diebot> Mort, 1d20+8: [1d20=20] 28
58:27 <Mort> k what do I see
58:32 <Avatar> it's inflict serious wounds
58:40 <Mort> bastard
59:23 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+3
59:23 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+3: [1d20=20] 23
59:28 <Mort> okay splat
59:43 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+6 will
59:44 <diebot> Artimus, will: [1d20=18] 24
00:23 <Mort> this guys pretty high level to cast that gee
00:30 <Artimus> yeah, level 5
01:12 <Avatar> !throw 3d8+3
01:13 <diebot> Avatar, 3d8+3: [3d8=7,1,8] 19
01:21 <Artimus> 4/13
01:25 <Mort> hp?
01:26 <Mort> k
01:27 <Tasiv> whew
01:34 <Mort> no holds barred time
01:38 <Artimus> go all out
01:47 * Mort gets ready sorcerous energies
02:01 <Avatar> the goblins shriek "Don't let the witch queen see ussssss!" "She'll see us!"
02:23 <Avatar> it's Tasiv's turn
02:52 <Tasiv> ranged attack
02:58 <Tasiv> !throw 1d20+7 ranged
02:58 <Avatar> roll to hit
02:59 <diebot> Tasiv, ranged: [1d20=14] 21
03:05 <Mort> dmg?
03:05 <Avatar> roll damage
03:10 <Tasiv> !throw 1d8+5 dmg
03:11 <diebot> Tasiv, dmg: [1d8=3] 8
03:16 <Mort> nice shooting ranger boy
03:22 <Avatar> it's Hitomi's turn
03:32 <Tasiv> bloody hell i'm out of there back 30ft nw
03:42 <Tasiv> end turn
04:38 <Hitomi> untie move south shoot
05:01 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+4 hit
05:02 <diebot> Hitomi, hit: [1d20=3] 7
05:04 <Mort> there go our goblins
05:09 <Avatar> miss
05:11 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
05:11 <Tasiv> we'll catch them
05:26 <Mort> T 13 magic missile
05:34 <Avatar> roll damage
05:39 <Mort> prepared spell
05:42 <Mort> !throw 1d4
05:43 <diebot> Mort, 1d4: [1d4=4] 4
05:48 <Avatar> +1 is 5
05:52 <Mort> k
06:00 <Avatar> the doll is still standing
06:02 <Avatar> it's Artimus' turn
06:28 <Artimus> I'll go back 10 feet and cast cure light wounds on myself, using my domain spell
06:33 <Artimus> towards mort
06:38 <Artimus> !throw 1d8+2
06:39 <diebot> Artimus, 1d8+2: [1d8=6] 8
06:42 <Tasiv> :)
06:43 <Artimus> 12/13
06:48 <Mort> full or almost full hp
07:40 <Avatar> the doll levitates off the ground, 40ft high
07:47 <Mort> oh geezus
07:54 <Avatar> the goblins make a run for it!
07:55 <Mort> can you shoot something up there?
07:58 <Avatar> "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
08:09 <Avatar> AoO's to grab the rope, Mort and Artimus
08:12 <Mort> okay we get to catch gobbies
08:16 <Mort> what for it?
08:27 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+2 touch
08:28 <diebot> Artimus, touch: [1d20=5] 7
08:29 <Mort> so what stats do I use?
08:35 <Mort> !throw 1d20+3
08:36 <diebot> Mort, 1d20+3: [1d20=7] 10
08:45 <Mort> I dont htink we caught many goblins
08:50 <Mort> if any..
08:51 <Mort> wonderful
09:01 <Avatar> it's Tasiv's turn
09:16 <Tasiv> pursuit or fight?
09:26 <Tasiv> i'll chase them
09:32 <Mort> okay
09:55 <Tasiv> !throw 1d20+5 cmb
09:55 <diebot> Tasiv, cmb: [1d20=15] 20
09:59 <Tasiv> phew
10:02 <Avatar> it's Hitomi's turn
10:09 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+4 hit
10:10 <diebot> Hitomi, hit: [1d20=8] 12
10:13 <Avatar> miss
10:18 <Avatar> movement action remains
10:44 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
11:02 <Mort> shooot
11:11 <Mort> @longbow
11:12 <diebot> Mort, 1d20+3: [1d20=20] 23
11:16 <Avatar> roll again
11:22 <Mort> @longbow
11:22 <diebot> Mort, 1d20+3: [1d20=6] 9
11:23 <Mort> again?
11:30 <Avatar> roll damage
11:34 <Mort> k soI hit but dont crit..?
11:35 <Mort> !throw 1d8
11:35 <diebot> Mort, 1d8: [1d8=3] 3
11:45 <Avatar> the doll drops out of the air, onto the ground
11:59 <Mort> yay
12:11 <Avatar> it's Artimus' turn
12:16 <Artimus> is it still animated
12:21 <Avatar> it doesn't appear to be
12:25 <Tasiv> "stove it's head in"
12:34 <Artimus> I walk up to it
12:40 <Artimus> and smash it in the head with my mace
12:46 <Tasiv> "good man"
12:50 <Artimus> (it should have -4 AC for being prone!)
12:55 <Avatar> just before your mace lands, its eyes look at you
13:00 <Avatar> but it's in pieces now
13:00 <Artimus> :(
13:07 <Artimus> loot it
13:10 <Artimus> and the treehouse
13:21 <Tasiv> drag these dogs back over
13:35 <Avatar> anyone have knowledge arcana?
13:38 <Mort> me
13:42 <Avatar> roll it
13:48 <Mort> !throw 1d20+8
13:48 <diebot> Mort, 1d20+8: [1d20=10] 18
14:52 <Mort> please paste it here
14:58 <Mort> I cant hear it too well
15:00 <Artimus> are they snow-coloured gems
15:05 * Hitomi takes one of the gems
15:39 <Mort> what did I see with my arcana check?
15:40 <Tasiv> ballig? muzak?
16:02 <Mort> coooos
16:03 <Mort> coools
16:06 <Avatar> mort do you want to make another arcana check
16:10 <Mort> musta well
16:15 <Mort> !throw 1d20+8
16:15 <diebot> Mort, 1d20+8: [1d20=9] 17
16:18 <Tasiv> noice
16:34 <Avatar> you identify the stone as the doll's soul focus
16:51 <Avatar> "Gahhhh! Don't take the eyes!"
16:54 <Mort> take the stone out of the doll..?
16:58 <Mort> or destory it
16:58 <Mort> either
17:04 <Mort> we dont want this doll regenerating
17:04 <Avatar> "Leave them alone or Baba Yaga come for us!"
17:09 <Avatar> "Track us down and have reveeeeeenge!"
17:22 <Avatar> are any of you taking the stone
17:22 <Mort> destroy the stone then? and how bout a rest guys :P
17:31 <Avatar> Hitomi sounds like he needs it
17:41 <Hitomi> i need an eye
17:44 <Artimus> hitomi will probably take the soul gem
17:44 <Mort> okay then let hitomi have it then
17:46 <Mort> feel free
17:47 <Hitomi> for an eye
17:57 <Mort> does anyone have detecte evil?
17:58 <Mort> here?
18:10 <Mort> k proabably the ice witch willbe majorly pissed with us
18:55 <Mort> "I strongly suspect that the icewitch can use the gem to track us"
19:09 <Mort> "anyone has anything with insulating properties? like silk? Oh wait my rope!"
19:17 <Artimus> "Do you know that, or are you speculating?"
19:20 <Mort> "Id say wrp it in my silk rope"
19:35 <Mort> "speculating, any items of magical origin should be treated carefully"
19:40 <Tasiv> "i'd say that's a bloody good idea"
19:43 <Mort> "Id acutally vote for destroying it here and now,but since you need it"
20:00 <Mort> "Take it,but take precautiouns, ID even do detect evil on it if I oculd"
20:10 <Artimus> I can detect magic
20:57 <Mort> is it a cantrip?
21:03 <Mort> if it is then must as well throw it to see
21:49 <Artimus> do I find anything looting the house
21:52 <Tasiv> "wrap it in the silk rope like mort said"
21:56 <Avatar> "GAHH!! Don't take the stone! The witch queen will find us!!!!!!"
22:11 <Artimus> I'll settle them down with diplomacy
22:16 <Artimus> "We can handle the witch queen."
22:16 <Avatar> "Please no Please please please"
22:23 <Artimus> guidance first
22:25 <Mort> "we pwned her evil minion"
22:25 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+9 diplomacy
22:26 <diebot> Artimus, diplomacy: [1d20=7] 16
22:51 <Avatar> they still look scared out of their minds
22:51 <Tasiv> "i think we should torch the house too - purge it"
23:03 <Tasiv> wait
23:13 <Tasiv> "shall we let the goblins torch it?"
23:34 <Tasiv> "hand flaming brands to the goblins"
23:39 <Tasiv> yeah
23:49 <Tasiv> and give them some rations
23:49 <Avatar> the goblins are momentarily distracted
23:55 <Avatar> "Fire? Fire... Fire!!"
23:56 <Tasiv> so they can have a party
24:00 <Avatar> "Fire! Fire!" "Fire!"
24:03 <Avatar> and they burn down the hut
24:07 <Mort> hahaha
24:08 <Avatar> and begin a feast
24:18 <Mort> can we rest to get back our spells?
24:21 <Mort> I sort of like those little critters
24:22 <Artimus> I whisper to Hitomi "Hide that crystal."
24:43 <Tasiv> mort wanted to rest
24:47 <Tasiv> ok
24:55 <Artimus> I'll channel to give me that extra point
24:59 <Artimus> pretty sure everyone else is at full
25:21 <Mort> yeah I want my magic missle back
25:46 <Avatar> same spells mort?
26:22 <Mort> hrm
26:39 <Mort> same spells
26:44 <Mort> nothing beter to put
29:51 <Mort> my the way station is huge
33:29 <Avatar> The woods open to a clearing where a large, grass-covered mound, like a small oblong hill, dominates the area. A stout 
33:29 <Avatar> wooden door is set directly into the side of the mound, while a thin trail of smoke rises from the very top. Immediately to the south is a wooden horse stable, all of its doors closed.
34:02 <Artimus> we continue past it to our rendezvous point
34:05 <Hitomi> hmm
34:06 <Mort> if there is smoke it means someone is around
34:43 <Mort> "Theres no smoke without fire you know"
34:48 <Hitomi> lol
34:54 <Hitomi> goblins
34:58 <Hitomi> "fire? fire ... fire!!"
35:02 <Mort> oh no...
35:52 <Mort> my gobbies..
35:53 <Mort> :D
36:33 <Mort> "If you're feeling uncharitable you could try burn the structure to force the inhabitants out?"
36:41 <Artimus> we continue past
36:52 <Mort> "you would leave live enemies behind you?"
37:12 <Tasiv> i agree
37:19 <Artimus> we'll be tying them to tasiv this time
37:20 <Artimus> not hitomi
37:28 <Tasiv> tied to my waist
37:33 <Mort> "To which statement, the one we should be leaving live enemies behind or the one we should move on?"
37:57 <Hitomi> lol
38:10 <Artimus> I guess we'll go in
38:14 <Artimus> for a rest?
38:20 <Tasiv> "yes i agree"
38:38 <Mort> "Tanks in front
39:40 <Mort> oh ho
39:45 <Mort> "We've got company!"
39:56 <Tasiv> i'm muted atm
40:02 <Tasiv> LOOOL
40:08 <Mort> Im notspeaking down therhe
40:22 <Mort> 3 goons?
40:26 <Artimus> I'll approach
40:29 <Artimus> "Hey, what's up?"
40:33 <Mort> avatar : waht are their equipment like
40:35 <Tasiv> mort: they're friendly 
40:40 <Mort> oh haha
40:43 <Avatar> "Welcome, welcome. I am Enrik Ironjaw. I was told to expect you."
40:52 <Artimus> "By whom?"
40:59 <Tasiv> "hail enrik"
41:04 <Avatar> "The castellan sends word."
41:08 <Tasiv> "aye"
41:09 <Artimus> "Oh."
41:15 <Hitomi> kool
41:21 <Avatar> "I see you have your goblin comrades with you. Have they been much trouble?"
41:22 <Hitomi> ask for proof
41:25 <Tasiv> "we've had a long, perilous journey"
41:36 <Artimus> "Less trouble than I expected goblins to be."
41:36 <Avatar> "We escape from witches!"
41:42 <Tasiv> "and yes, they've been plenty of trouble"
41:43 <Avatar> "Set fire!" say two of the gobs
41:49 <Mort> whidpers to the rest of the party "Id eat my own rations in his house still, but Im probably suspicious of my own grandmother"
41:55 <Tasiv> "may we rest a while under your shelter?"
42:23 <Avatar> "Please come in. I have tea."
42:25 <Mort> k
42:29 <Artimus> I sense motive
42:40 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+7 sense motive @Avatar
42:55 <Tasiv> "i'm afraid we can't let these goblins out of our sight"
42:57 <Avatar> "We can secure the goblins in one of the backrooms."
43:13 <Avatar> "Or as you wish, you may keep them with you."
43:18 <Tasiv> "we have responsibility for them"
43:27 <Tasiv> "thank you yes we'll keep them with us"
43:44 <Mort> avatar wha did the sense motive check tell?
43:53 <Avatar> you didn't make one
44:00 <Mort> he did..?
44:05 <Avatar> well ask him
44:07 <Mort> <+Artimus> !throw 1d20+7 sense motive @Avatar
44:12 <Artimus> "We'll keep them with us, let's go in."
44:18 <Tasiv> "aye"
44:31 <Mort> whispers to artimus " What did sense motive do?"
45:02 <Tasiv> megametagame
45:33 <Hitomi> subgamelimgameinalgame
45:47 <Mort> urmm.k
46:23 <Avatar> Tasiv hears Bunky kick #2
46:30 <Avatar> "Ow!", and he whacks him back
46:36 <Tasiv> "OI BUNKY"
46:41 <Tasiv> "CUT IT OUT"
46:48 <Tasiv> "DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE"
46:53 <Avatar> roll intimidate
47:00 <Tasiv> !throw 1d20 intimidate
47:01 <diebot> Tasiv, intimidate: [1d20=15] 15
47:03 <Tasiv> better...
47:04 <Mort> lol
48:01 <Mort> dont forget S
48:08 <Mort> S goblin lookks lonely
48:37 <Tasiv> tham are on the table
48:42 <Tasiv> now they're in the wall
48:55 <Tasiv> no worries
49:02 <Mort> defeinsible eough if itcomes to that
49:12 <Mort> term is relatively
49:54 <Artimus> "So what's the plan here?"
50:43 <Avatar> they bring out some food
51:30 <Avatar> the goblins start munching into the food, loving it
51:35 <Artimus> I smile politely
51:41 <Tasiv> i'm just going to go ahead and eat
51:46 <Mort> watch the goblins
51:57 <Avatar> "Food" 
51:57 <Tasiv> but not drink
51:58 <Avatar> "food"
52:00 <Avatar> "Food"
52:06 <Avatar> they say as they munch it all down
52:29 <Avatar> "Will you be eating that" Yogert asks Tasiv
52:35 <Avatar> and takes something from his plate before he can answer
52:45 <Mort> smack goblins round 2..
52:47 <Tasiv> *cuff him upside the head
52:53 <Mort> there we go..
53:09 <Avatar> Enrik says "Odd that you don't trust them enough to keep them untied yet you feed them your food?"
53:27 <Tasiv> "well enrik - we're not used to such despicable company"
53:30 <Mort> "They've been known to get easily distracted"
53:30 <Artimus> I shrug, "We don't trust them not to run away. But that doesn't mean we need to be cruel."
53:33 <Tasiv> "we're learning"
53:35 <Artimus> "They deserve some small pleasures."
53:36 <Hitomi> "Someday when you have your own goblin children you'll understand"
54:10 <Tasiv> is that wisdom?
54:11 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+7 sense motive @Avatar
54:17 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+1 @avatar
54:21 <Tasiv> !throw 1d20+2 @avatar
54:38 <Mort> !throw 1d20+0 @avatar
54:50 <Avatar> you're all quite surprised that they're so hospitable
54:55 <Mort> my so waht happens now
55:02 <Mort> yeah me too..
55:25 <Artimus> "Why so much food"
55:27 <Tasiv> i ate
55:28 <Artimus> ?"
55:34 <Tasiv> but didn't drink
56:09 <Avatar> "Enough for ten heads."
56:22 <Avatar> "Nine or ten!"
56:31 <Artimus> "Aren't you hungry?"
56:38 <Artimus> "All this food, it must tempt you."
56:41 <Artimus> "Even just a little."
56:52 <Avatar> "I'll be having dinner a little later. Our services are for people like yourselves."
56:59 <Avatar> "Oh I am tempted."
57:15 <Artimus> "Please, I insist." I push my plate over to him
57:18 <Artimus> "I ate earlier."
57:38 <Avatar> "Honestly, it's not time for my dinner just yet."
57:41 <Avatar> "Please, I insist."
57:54 <Artimus> "I couldn't fit in another bite right now. I wish we'd known such a feast was waiting for us!"
57:58 <Artimus> "But you live and you learn. But mostly you live."
58:04 <Tasiv> unless you're me
58:06 <Artimus> I look at him meaningfully
58:18 <Mort> (ooc becuse tasiv is a greedy pig)
58:45 <Avatar> he looks disappointed for a moment
58:56 <Avatar> then sets his jaw, furrows his brow
59:01 <Artimus> I smile, "Where are your comrades?"
59:05 <Artimus> "Surely they would like to partake."
59:12 <Avatar> "I would've thought you'd know better."
59:24 <Artimus> "Know better than what?"
59:24 <Avatar> he takes a bite of your food
59:31 <Avatar> "It's not poisoned."
59:32 <Mort> okay
59:37 <Artimus> "Oh, I didn't say it was."
59:41 <Artimus> "Surely you mistake me, sir."
59:52 <Avatar> he looks over at the woman
59:59 <Avatar> "Freyr Darkwine is no king."
00:14 <Artimus> "I am no king either."
00:14 <Mort> who the hell is..ahaha
00:22 <Avatar> "It is not for him to erase a weregild of a thousand years to convenience the Pathfidners."
00:26 <Avatar> he stands up, draws his weapon
00:40 <Avatar> "These goblins will die like the monsters they are!"
00:44 <Avatar> roll initiative
00:46 <Artimus> @init
00:46 <diebot> Artimus, initiative: [1d20=15] 15
00:52 <Mort> @init
00:53 <diebot> Mort, 1d20+3: [1d20=3] 6
00:55 <Mort> screwed
00:57 <Mort> ehehe
01:01 <Hitomi> @init
01:02 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d20+2: [1d20=6] 8
01:09 <Tasiv> @init
01:09 <diebot> Tasiv, init: [1d20=2] 6
01:17 <Tasiv> pffft
01:19 <Mort> epic rolls but nevermind..
01:46 <Mort> longsword fighting it seems
02:27 <Tasiv> unless you're me
02:58 <Mort> comeon, I always came prepared for the day Id use that blade, just hope it'd never happen
03:15 <Mort> talking shop :P
03:16 <Mort> dontmidn me
03:26 <Hitomi> 22/22 2
03:27 <Hitomi> 0
05:25 <Avatar> Enrik attacks Spink
05:34 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+5
05:34 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+5: [1d20=19] 24
05:42 <Avatar> !throw 1d8+1
05:42 <diebot> Avatar, 1d8+1: [1d8=7] 8
05:50 <Avatar> dropping him unconscious
05:58 <Mort> ohgosh
06:05 <Avatar> it's Artimus' turn
06:31 <Artimus> I'll cast cause fear on Enrik
06:32 <Artimus> DC 15
06:36 <Artimus> (will save partial)
06:37 <Tasiv> awesome
06:58 <Mort> so keep casting
07:15 <Avatar> Enrik becomes shaken
07:27 <Avatar> <?shaken
07:28 <diebot> A shaken character takes a 2 penalty on attack rolls, saving throws, skill checks, and ability checks. Shaken is a less severe state of fear than frightened or panicked.
07:37 <Mort> ah k
07:55 <Avatar> movement remains
07:56 <Artimus> end turn
08:38 <Avatar> roll to hit
08:39 <Hitomi> !pa
08:43 <Hitomi> !powerattack
08:47 <Hitomi> @pa
08:52 <Hitomi> @powerattack
09:03 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+7
09:04 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d20+7: [1d20=4] 11
09:08 <Avatar> miss
09:26 <Avatar> the goblins run around, confused
09:44 <Avatar> it's Tasiv's turn
09:47 <Tasiv> ok
09:57 <Mort> we have one downed goblin
10:18 <Tasiv> !throw 1d20+7 ranged
10:18 <diebot> Tasiv, ranged: [1d20=10] 17
10:22 <Avatar> roll damage
10:34 <Mort> who is he shooting at
10:37 <Tasiv> !throw 1d8+5 dmg
10:38 <diebot> Tasiv, dmg: [1d8=3] 8
10:38 <Avatar> C
10:45 <Tasiv> end turn
10:49 <Avatar> she's seriously wounded
10:53 <Avatar> movement remains
10:58 <Tasiv> ima ok
11:11 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
11:25 <Mort> I spray enrik I take attack of opporutnity right?
11:32 <Mort> or no? forcasting in front of his nose
11:56 <Artimus> he will get an AOO because you're casting within range of him
12:09 <Mort> any where I can move without taking an attck of opporutnity forom him?
12:12 <Mort> like saybacwards?
12:22 <Artimus> you can cast defensively and risk losing the spell, or take two steps west and still take an AOO for moving
12:25 <Artimus> (but better than taking one for casting)
12:37 <Artimus> you're fairly well hedged in
12:38 <Mort> what are the saves on defensive casting?
12:49 <Artimus> you have to get like DC 17 on a caster level check or something
12:54 <Artimus> it's really hard
13:27 <Avatar> 15 + double spell level to cast defensively
13:31 <Mort> if I use my genrealist powers can I
13:33 <Artimus> so 17
13:39 <Artimus> what are your generalist powers
13:41 <Mort> thorow my longsword at him and ca lit bcack?
13:46 <Mort> wihtout aoo?
13:46 <Avatar> if you get hit, it's 10 + damage taken + spell level to keep the spell
13:57 <Artimus> it's not just caster level, it's 1d20+caster level+int mod
14:46 <Mort> You cause your melee weapon to fly from your grasp and strike a foe before instantly returning to you. As a standard action, you can make a single attack using a melee weapon at a range of 30 feet. This attack is treated as a ranged attack with a thrown weapon, except that you add your Intelligence modifier on the attack roll instead of your Dexterity modifier (damage still relies on Strength). 
14:47 <Mort> This ability cannot be used to perform a combat maneuver. You can use this ability a number of times per day equal to 3 + your Intelligence modifier.
14:47 <Mort> Metamagic Mastery (Su)
14:48 <Mort> can I do this?
14:53 <Mort> or aoo too?
15:13 <Avatar> you can make a ranged attack with your weapon using +int instead of +dex
15:23 <Mort> correct but do I provoke an aoo?
15:27 <Mort> attackof opportunity?
15:39 <Mort> then do it
16:33 <Avatar> attack of opportunity
16:44 <Mort> so do I get to do it or not? hehe
16:45 <Mort> okay so I get attack of opportunity
16:47 <Mort> okay longsword ten
17:01 <Mort> yeah I know
17:01 <Artimus> they get to attack you
17:02 <Artimus> if you do it
17:08 <Mort> but if I use standard atack
17:09 <Mort> they ont right?
17:09 <Mort> dont
17:10 <Mort> so just get longsword and cut at them
17:12 <Artimus> right
17:17 <Artimus> if you're just using a melee attack, they don't attack you
17:18 <Mort> guess we're stuck
17:21 <Mort> wish me luck
17:30 <Mort> hit him with longsword
17:31 <Mort> hahaha
17:32 <Avatar> roll to hit
17:38 <Mort> wizards aer sooo
17:38 <Mort> unsuited to it
17:43 <Avatar> let's see what you roll
17:46 <Mort> !throw 1d20+0
17:47 <diebot> Mort, 1d20+0: [1d20=2] 2
17:51 <Mort> missed horribly
17:54 <Mort> but ah well
17:55 <Avatar> movement remains
18:15 <Mort> pull 2 steps west and take the aoo
18:38 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+5
18:38 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+5: [1d20=4] 9
18:41 <Mort> miss
18:44 <Mort> anyway..
18:48 <Mort> I have 13 ac..
19:11 <Avatar> #1 attacks Yogert
19:24 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+5
19:25 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+5: [1d20=3] 8
19:25 <Mort> Artrius I think you need to AE channel heal
19:27 <Avatar> missing
19:39 <Mort> ahh k true
19:39 <Tasiv> exactly
19:41 <Tasiv> leave it
19:46 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+5
19:47 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+5: [1d20=3] 8
19:48 <Tasiv> just bring em down
19:50 <Avatar> missing again
19:58 <Mort> E is the bad guy I think
20:11 <Mort> Im sure I can catch C, 1 and 2 in Colourspray
20:45 <Mort> maybe on hindsight should have just sprayed E where I stood..
20:45 <Mort> hrm
20:47 <Mort> nevemrind
20:49 <Mort> whats done is done
21:12 <Tasiv> it's cool
21:41 <Mort> dunno how tough E is
21:48 <Mort> I have a feeling this fight isnt that hard
21:53 <Mort> its just the gobbes are making it complicated
21:54 <Tasiv> he's the toughest i'd say
22:27 <Avatar> the cleric casts a spell
22:37 <Artimus> !throw 1d20+6 spellcraft
22:37 <diebot> Artimus, spellcraft: [1d20=11] 17
23:18 <Mort> !throw 1d20+8 spellcraft
23:18 <diebot> Mort, spellcraft: [1d20=11] 19
23:22 <Mort> see anything?
23:27 <Artimus> "She just cast a magical protection on herself."
23:35 <Mort> cool
23:40 <Avatar> Enrik attacks Bunky
23:45 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+5
23:45 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+5: [1d20=5] 10
23:48 <Avatar> missing
23:53 <Avatar> it's Artimus' turn
24:17 <Mort> hitomi , get ouo f te way
24:20 <Mort> I intend to spray te area
24:47 <Tasiv> he can't move without getting like 3 aaos
24:57 <Mort> ahdamn
25:02 <Avatar> talk tactics in character
25:51 <Mort> k
26:05 <Artimus> I move east, southeast, two south
26:08 <Artimus> provoking an AOO
26:21 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+5
26:21 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+5: [1d20=18] 23
26:24 <Artimus> AC 18
26:36 <Avatar> !throw 1d8+1
26:36 <diebot> Avatar, 1d8+1: [1d8=7] 8
26:41 <Artimus> 5/13
26:49 <Avatar> standard action remains
27:32 <Artimus> and channel, selectively excluding 1, 2, and E (C should be out of range)
27:47 <Artimus> !throw 1d6
27:47 <diebot> Artimus, 1d6: [1d6=4] 4
27:52 <Artimus> 9/13
27:54 <Artimus> end turn
28:05 <Avatar> Spink gets back up, seriously wounded
28:30 <Avatar> it's Hitomi's turn
28:57 <Mort> "I can either spray erik, hitting the goblins, or hit the cluster of 3, which would yourather?"
29:54 <Hitomi> "hit the 3"
30:01 <Mort> k then clear the wya
30:35 <Artimus> "Hitomi, go southwest and take out the cleric."
30:45 <Avatar> no more talk now
31:29 <Avatar> roll to hit
31:30 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+7
31:31 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d20+7: [1d20=17] 24
31:34 <Avatar> hit
31:35 <Avatar> roll damage
31:37 <Tasiv> GLISH
31:47 <Hitomi> !throw 1d10+6
31:47 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d10+6: [1d10=3] 9
31:56 <Tasiv> cleric's down for sure
31:58 <Avatar> she drops, disabled
32:02 <Mort> k
32:37 <Tasiv> they are still roped together
32:56 <Tasiv> schooling-goblins
33:09 <Tasiv> a baitball of goblins
33:30 <Avatar> Yogert tries to jump off the table
33:42 <Tasiv> yogert - classic
33:54 <Avatar> Doob tries to jump off the other way, dropping Frobug
34:13 <Avatar> Spink pulls Bunky over towards him
34:44 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+5
34:44 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+5: [1d20=8] 13
34:49 <Avatar> !throw 1d8+1
34:49 <diebot> Avatar, 1d8+1: [1d8=8] 9
34:59 <Avatar> Yogert drops
35:59 <Tasiv> moi?
36:00 <Avatar> it's Tasiv's turn
36:13 <Tasiv> 10ft east
36:44 <Mort> "Ill spray erik, looks best for now"
36:47 <Tasiv> !throw 1d20+7 ranged on E
36:48 <diebot> Tasiv, ranged on E: [1d20=17] 24
36:51 <Avatar> roll damage
36:55 <Tasiv> !throw 1d8+5 dmg
36:56 <diebot> Tasiv, dmg: [1d8=5] 10
36:58 <Tasiv> ouch
37:03 <Avatar> he's somewhat wounded
37:05 <Tasiv> end turn - no movement
37:06 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
37:47 <Tasiv> mort may be lagging again...
37:48 <Mort> move 2 west
37:50 <Mort> and spray
37:56 <Mort> colour spray prepared spell
38:22 <Avatar> what's your DC for colour spray
38:34 <Mort> 16
38:36 <Tasiv> awesome move
38:37 <Mort> ^^
38:46 <Mort> have a nice save guys!!! Enjoy the show..
38:56 <Mort> yogert is alreyd odwn
39:03 <Avatar> yogert's up
39:06 <Tasiv> nm
39:11 <Mort> theres colleteral dmg anwyay
39:14 <Mort> maybe better he doesnt move
40:04 <Mort> so do I get to see te fancy saves ?
40:59 <Avatar> Enrik attacks Bunky
41:08 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+9
41:09 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+9: [1d20=12] 21
41:12 <Avatar> !throw 1d8+1
41:12 <diebot> Avatar, 1d8+1: [1d8=5] 6
41:20 <Tasiv> what was teh outcome of the spray?
41:22 <Mort> yeah
41:27 <Mort> I wanted to see that
41:42 <Avatar> #1 and #2 and the chaplain dropped
41:44 <Avatar> Yogert saved
41:51 <Tasiv> hot damn
41:51 <Artimus> he's like Jesus
41:53 <Artimus> Goblin Jesus
41:57 <Tasiv> loool
42:05 <Avatar> Bunky drops, disabled
42:07 <Artimus> we should make bumper stickers "Yogert Saves"
42:14 <Avatar> it's Artimus' turn
42:16 <Mort> okay cool
42:18 <Artimus> I cast Command on Enrik
42:23 <Mort> wow
42:23 <Mort> wht the hellis that
42:23 <Artimus> DC 15
42:26 <Artimus> "Halt!"
42:46 <Tasiv> <?command
42:47 <Avatar> he halts
42:50 <Tasiv> nah
42:51 <Artimus> end turn
42:58 <Avatar> it's Hitomi's turn
43:15 <Tasiv> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/c/command
43:21 <Mort> whydidnt you tel lhim ot go prone
43:23 <Mort> or osmething
43:23 <Artimus> "He won't do anything for a few seconds."
43:23 <Mort> :D
43:40 <Tasiv> fuck him up
43:42 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+4 arror
43:43 <diebot> Hitomi, arror: [1d20=16] 20
43:48 <Avatar> hit, roll damage
43:56 <Hitomi> !throw 1d6
43:56 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d6: [1d6=2] 2
44:15 <Avatar> he's seriously wounded
45:42 <Avatar> it's Tasiv's turn
45:47 <Tasiv> ranged again on E
45:56 <Tasiv> !throw 1d20+7 ranged on E
45:57 <diebot> Tasiv, ranged on E: [1d20=16] 23
46:03 <Tasiv> !throw 1d8+5 dmg
46:03 <diebot> Tasiv, dmg: [1d8=3] 8
46:11 <Avatar> Enrik drops, dying
46:24 <Mort> k good
46:30 <Mort> now we have those 3 buggers to question
46:30 <Tasiv> "OI GOBBOS"
46:32 <Artimus> I stabilize enrik and tie everyone up
46:33 <Tasiv> "GET BACK HERE"
46:37 <Avatar> attack to grab the rope
46:42 <Avatar> Mort/Tasiv
46:46 <Avatar> or Hitomi
46:47 <Tasiv> !throw 1d20+5 cmb
46:47 <diebot> Tasiv, cmb: [1d20=8] 13
46:55 <Mort> !throw 1d20+3 cmb
46:56 <diebot> Mort, cmb: [1d20=8] 11
46:57 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+5
46:58 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d20+5: [1d20=1] 6
47:00 <Avatar> Tasiv grabs it
47:01 <Avatar> just
47:03 <Mort> okay runing gobbies..
47:06 <Mort> ah phew..
47:07 <Artimus> I'll stabilise bunky just in case he's dying
47:10 <Artimus> and anyone else who is unconscious
47:12 <Mort> them
47:13 <Tasiv> "YOU BLOODY GOBLINS"
47:15 <Mort> those 3 buggers I stunned
47:21 <Mort> tie them up please, we want questions
47:27 <Mort> and search them all for loot
47:31 <Artimus> I'll help tie them up
47:33 <Tasiv> i'
47:39 <Tasiv> i'll guard the goblins
47:50 <Mort> Ill tie everyone who isnt allied up
48:00 <Avatar> the 3 of them wake up
48:09 <Artimus> loot them
48:13 <Artimus> I take the cleric's holy symbol
48:18 <Artimus> (which deity is it?)
48:19 <Avatar> you find 4 potions of cure light wounds
48:30 <Avatar> actually, 6
48:31 <Avatar> on all of them
48:44 <Avatar> 3 acid flasks
48:49 <Avatar> a tanglefoot bag
48:49 <Mort> cool beans
49:41 <Avatar> some weapons and armour
49:41 <Mort> Ill take the tanglefoot bag
49:48 <Artimus> take 10 on knowledge religion, for 15
50:37 <Artimus> "Who do you work for?"
50:48 <Artimus> at the cleric, specifically
50:53 <Avatar> "Enrik."
50:57 <Artimus> "Okay."
51:23 <Artimus> if Enrik is tied up, I'll channel a heal
51:28 <Artimus> !throw 1d6
51:29 <diebot> Artimus, 1d6: [1d6=3] 3
51:50 <Artimus> "Who do you work for?"
51:51 <Artimus> at Enrik
52:21 <Tasiv> intimidate if we have to
52:22 <Avatar> he spits at you
52:28 Mort has quit (EOF from client)
52:57 <Artimus> "You give us food, we eat at your table, and you attack us. No man is cursed so much as he who breaches guestright."
53:06 <Avatar> "What!"
53:13 <Tasiv> "you heard the man"
53:19 Mort ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
53:25 <Artimus> "The gods curse betrayal of that kind."
53:27 ChanOP gives voice to Mort
53:33 <Tasiv> add mort back to skype?
53:33 Mort has quit (EOF from client)
53:40 <Tasiv> oops
53:46 Mort ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
53:50 ChanOP gives voice to Mort
53:55 <Avatar> "Kill us all if you must, but you'll not drag us before Darkwine's justice!"
54:02 <Artimus> "Why not?"
54:04 <Avatar> he tries to escape his binds
54:32 <Artimus> "Seems to me that we will."
54:41 <Artimus> I'll use another length of rope to bind him tight
54:46 <Tasiv> yeah good call
54:53 <Mort> waiting
54:54 <Tasiv> make double-triple-sure
54:56 <Mort> btw my rope is silk
54:58 <Mort> so its not that easy toget out
55:03 <Mort> bwhahaha
55:03 <Tasiv> add mort to skype?
55:07 <Mort> yeah Im waiting
55:09 <Tasiv> yeah
55:41 <Artimus> we'll escort them to Darkwine
55:48 <Mort> yeah...
55:55 <Artimus> you'll need to mute, mort
56:07 <Mort> done
56:11 <Avatar> it's worth noting Darkwine is still a fair distance in the wrong direction, and you still have the goblins to worry about
56:38 <Mort> "how about we bring hte whole happy company to our redevous point?"
56:43 <Tasiv> "bugger this - let's take these treacherous dogs to the castellan of trollheim"
56:52 <Artimus> we'll rendezvous first then
56:54 <Mort> "But how about a rest haha"
56:56 <Artimus> we'll bring these guys with us
57:09 <Mort> "we have ot take turns ot keep watch of course"
57:15 <Tasiv> so we've looted this place?
57:16 <Artimus> I'll use sacks to cover Enrik and the clerics' heads
57:23 <Tasiv> artimus: good call
57:38 <Avatar> as you take them, the chaplain and the warriors tell you they are new to the organisation
57:48 <Avatar> "We were just following orders!"
57:52 <Artimus> "Tell it to the king."
57:57 <Mort> "We're just following orders as well!"
58:14 <Tasiv> are there horses in the stables?
58:24 <Mort> gobbies and horsies dont get along
58:42 <Avatar> Enrik spouts more vigilante rhetoric about revenge against the monsters of Irrisen and condemns the lot of you for protecting such foul beasts as the Frostfur Captives
58:53 <Tasiv> gagg him
58:57 <Mort> ahhhh
58:58 <Mort> i like
59:13 <Artimus> we use his own shirt to gag him
59:27 <Artimus> and meet up with the extraction team B
59:47 <Tasiv> march to trollheim
59:55 <Tasiv> aye
00:00 <Avatar> you arrive at Trollheim
00:03 <Mort> k
00:10 <Artimus> we hand over our captives to the authorities and tell them of the charges
00:21 <Avatar> you meet the extraction team and the goblins give a last worried look over their shoulders as they're hustled away from you
00:25 <Artimus> making sure to mention of their treasonous words against the king
00:34 <Mort> I get worried about it really...
00:37 <Mort> those guys are so sweet..
00:43 <Tasiv> "AND BEHAVE YOURSELVES"
00:48 <Mort> haha
00:54 <Hitomi> "here have some food for the torture"
01:07 <Tasiv> oh thats wrong!
01:16 <Avatar> senior commanders of the Blackravens accept your account of what happened with Enrik as true, and not your fault
01:30 <Artimus> if we have time I'll go back and try to do my mission
01:34 <Avatar> having said that they're not happy, and suggest that you be on your way
01:35 <Artimus> but not at the expense of the main mission
01:52 <Tasiv> hmmm
02:01 <Avatar> you're granted an audience with Freyr Darkwine
02:06 <Mort> acutally this one is fair easy combat wise except for a bunch of stoopid goobs on the way
02:16 <Artimus> "Hey what's up?"
02:48 <Mort> "tell Freyr Darkwine about Enrik and Co"
02:49 <Avatar> "No bones about it - this favour to the Society is going to cost me, as I've clearly expected too much of my embattled peoples."
03:08 <Artimus> "Probably. But the Society repays its debts."
03:12 <Mort> "Ah god..misguided people"
03:20 <Avatar> "Nevertheless, rest assured that these prisoners will be duly punished."
03:37 <Artimus> "Which prisoners?"
04:12 <Artimus> "I think Enrik was the instigator, the other three probably were just misguided."
04:16 <Avatar> "I wonder if the lives of good men were really worth these goblin secrets."
04:24 <Artimus> "I'd say Enrik deserves a bit of a smack upside the head but probably not a lot more."
04:48 <Mort> "I think he was misguided"
05:14 <Avatar> Darkwine dismisses you
05:19 <Tasiv> ok
05:23 <Tasiv> back to harvest's end
05:26 <Mort> yep..
05:29 <Artimus> hi ho, hi ho, to harvest's end we go
05:33 <Avatar> you end up back at Harvest's End
05:36 <Mort> and my level up!
05:37 <Artimus> I find the fisherman
05:38 <Mort> wooooots!
05:40 <Artimus> I cast guidance on me and everyone else
05:41 <Mort> or not yet..
05:50 <Artimus> and I diplomacize the /shit/ out of him
05:53 <Mort> hahaha
06:09 <Avatar> and find Jarrag Coldhands again
06:14 <Artimus> I'll take 10, total of 19
06:16 <Artimus> if the other three want to aid me
06:20 <Hitomi> i give Artimus aids
06:21 <Tasiv> yeah we can help
06:23 <Artimus> something like "You can trust him!"
06:24 <Artimus> etc
06:27 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20-1 aid
06:27 <diebot> Hitomi, aid: [1d20=1] 0
06:45 <Mort> We will help you
06:49 <Hitomi> "how about i help you"
06:55 <Mort> !throw 1d20 aid
06:56 <diebot> Mort, aid: [1d20=14] 14
06:58 <Mort> lol
07:03 <Tasiv> !throw 1d20 diplomacy aid
07:03 <diebot> Tasiv, diplomacy aid: [1d20=10] 10
07:05 <Artimus> you've got to say something too mort
07:09 <Mort> I did
07:12 <Mort> "We will help you"
07:19 <Tasiv> "please trust this man to help you"
07:25 <Avatar> "You can't help me."
07:28 <Artimus> "You can open up to me, Jarrag."
07:32 <Mort> oh shit...
07:38 <Artimus> "Tell me everything that you know, it will help your spirit."
07:48 <Hitomi> "also your wallet"
08:01 <Avatar> "I looked into this years ago, trying to find out what happened."
08:08 <Artimus> "What did you find"
08:11 <Artimus> ?"
08:19 <Avatar> "I had to know if they were still alive."
08:19 <Hitomi> "should we go investigate the mines?"
08:37 <Artimus> "Are they mining something dangerous?"
08:43 <Mort> "what happened in the mines?"
08:58 <Avatar> he tells you what he knows about the mining industry in Irrisen
09:03 <Tasiv> "help us prevent others from befalling the same fate"
09:14 <Tasiv> lol
09:15 <Artimus> I don't want to grieve him further
09:21 <Artimus> I thank him and we leave
09:25 <Tasiv> huzzah!
09:29 Tasiv is now known as tristen
09:32 <Hitomi> ruh row
09:36 <Mort> end mission...?
09:38 Hitomi is now known as Thelen
09:42 <tristen> muzak mr. ballig?
09:46 Mort is now known as Mort-
10:11 <Mort-> I miss those gobbies
10:15 <Mort-> they're so cute and fluffeh..
10:27 <Mort-> but the actual combat isnt really that bad its just toprotect thegobbies
10:39 <Mort-> cant imagine fihgitng those nasty dawgs on his
10:56 * Avatar removes voice from Artimus Mort- Thelen tristen
10:58 <Avatar> that's game
11:07 <Artimus> GG
11:17 <Mort-> thanks for DMing
11:19 <tristen> cheers avatar - legend game
11:19 <Mort-> Gmig
11:21 <Mort-> even
11:23 <tristen> thanks all
11:23 <Avatar> thanks for playing
11:25 <Thelen> yep well if we can do WBG at some point i'll be there
11:26 <Mort-> np :P
11:29 <Artimus> my ears are sore
11:30 <Thelen> thanks Avatar
11:36 Artimus is now known as Ballig
11:37 <Thelen> poor goblerinos
11:41 <Mort-> lol I cant use skype well in uncertain enviornments
11:45 <Mort-> yeah I feel sorry fothtem
12:09 <Thelen> next mission we shall break them out!
12:31 <Mort-> more likely next mission
12:35 <Mort-> the ice witch chases us
12:41 <Mort-> ahd we start spell slinging
14:54 <Avatar> anyone got day job rolls?
15:41 <Mort-> no
18:07 <Ballig> nope
18:21 <Mort-> mmm
18:35 <Mort-> I should set stuff up now maybe
18:52 <Mort-> sundays game COTE PFS characters cant join right?
19:28 <Avatar> I don't think anyone else can join CoTE anymore
20:22 <Mort-> full?
20:27 <Mort-> np Ill just sit around and idle
20:30 <Mort-> watch the fireworks :P
20:38 <Avatar> it's a campaign that's already started
20:57 <Mort-> ah okay
21:01 <Mort-> sit in and watch
21:03 <Mort-> whos playing?
21:20 <Ballig> that's assuming that people show up for it
21:35 <Ballig> it's Tristen, Thawne, Mekkis, Avatar, Canine, and I think someone else
22:04 <Avatar> no that's it
22:11 <Avatar> Thawne's horse
22:14 <Mort-> ah 
26:16 <Mekkis> Will it be on tomorrow?
27:19 <Avatar> why wouldn't it be
28:14 <Mekkis> just making sure
28:28 <Mekkis> if anyone is missing dayjob rolls from yesterday, say so now
05:13 <Lord> hey, avatar could you take a look at my char sheet, i think ive finished it, just need to do equipment
38:50 <Avatar> link me
39:00 <Avatar> anyone can look at it man, not just me
39:20 <Lord> dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=340
39:34 <Lord> thanks, will remember that next time
39:49 <Mort-> hm
39:54 <Mort-> I need to start fixing up my character
39:56 <Avatar> mort
39:57 <Mort-> what was teh phat lewt
39:59 <Mort-> :P
40:01 <Avatar> I need your PFS number
40:09 <Mekkis> <?Mort
40:10 <Avatar> it's not on your sheet
40:10 <diebot> PFS number 38742-1
40:17 <Avatar> thanks
40:21 <Mort-> yeah 
40:22 <Mort-> its all on
40:24 <Mort-> I told u the last itme
40:40 <Ballig> <?Artimus
40:47 <Avatar> all on what
40:56 <Ballig> it's ON
41:11 <Mort-> urm sorry
41:13 <Mekkis> I haven't reported a session for Artimus since I started doing that
41:13 <Mort-> wrong channel :D
41:26 <Avatar> should put it on your sheet
41:45 * Mort- is jealous of Lords monk
41:49 <Mort-> such uber saves...
41:52 <Mort-> Im envious..
41:52 <Mort-> heheh
41:54 <Lord> lol
41:58 <Avatar> Lord: you get 6 skill points per level
42:11 <Avatar> +1 from favoured class is 7
42:33 <Ballig> unless you take it in hit points
42:35 <Lord> how did i get that wrong...damn
42:40 <Avatar> you can only have 1 rank per skill in level 1
42:51 <Ballig> yeah can't have more ranks in a skill than you have levels
42:52 <Avatar> at level 2, it becomes a maximum of 2 ranks per skill
42:53 <Avatar> etc
43:21 <Lord> kwl
43:23 <Mort-> btw
43:30 <Mort-> avatar are there anything about monks and morningstars?
43:38 <Mort-> or are some ablilties keyed to monk only weapons
43:39 <Mort-> hrm
43:45 <Avatar> what do you mean
43:48 <Ballig> some abilities are keyed to monk weapons
43:56 <Lord> huh, havent picked any weapons
44:23 <Ballig> there are some monk class abilities they can only use when unarmed or armed with a monk weapon
44:24 <Avatar> monks usually use unarmed attacks
44:24 <Mort-> WEAPONS         TAB     DMG                   Crit  Range  Size  Type
44:24 <Mort-> ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
44:24 <Mort-> +1 Morningstar +10/+5   1d8 +3(str) +1(magic) x2    melee  M     B & P
44:24 <Mort-> Sling           +7/+2   1d4 +3(str)           x2    50 ft  M     Bludgeoning
44:24 <Mort-> Light Crossbow  +7/+2   1d8            (19-20)x2    80 ft  M     Piercing
44:24 <Mort-> ____________________________________________________________________________________
44:24 <Mort-> uhh?
44:24 <Avatar> those are defaults in the template
44:24 <Avatar> he didn't choose tohse
44:34 <Ballig> they're there to show you how to add weapons
45:11 <Mort-> oh okay
45:22 <Avatar> lord your second trait is okay, but you're not taking full advantage of it
45:31 <Avatar> you get acrobatics and climb as class skills anyway
45:38 <Avatar> (but you'll still get +1 to each of them)
46:06 <Lord> thats why i got it, or should i focus more on getting more class skills?
46:27 <Avatar> taking a trait that makes any cross-class skill a class skill immediately gives you a +3 bonus to it
46:37 <Avatar> on top of whatever else it gives you
46:53 <Lord> any traits that give you fly?
47:04 <Ballig> do you plan on flying
47:16 <Lord> hope so
47:16 <Mort-> fly..?
47:17 <Mort-> FLY? :D
47:17 <Ballig> Avatar: it doesn't immediately give you the bonus, does it
47:20 <Ballig> I thought you still had to take a rank in it
47:21 <Avatar> the fly skill is having control over your ability to fly
47:29 <Avatar> yeah you still to have to take a rank
47:37 <Avatar> if you have no ability to fly, the skill is worthless
48:01 <Avatar> (a 5th level wizard is able to fly, for example)
48:06 <Mort-> wow..
48:09 <Mort-> one day Ill be able to fly.. :D
48:15 <Ballig> one day, Mort
48:16 <Ballig> one day
48:21 <Ballig> good work with the colour spray today, too
48:26 <Ballig> turned the tide of battle
48:28 <Lord> does taking a rank add one to the outcome of the skill?
48:39 <Avatar> yeah
49:10 <Avatar> so if a skill has at least +1 in ranks
49:15 <Avatar> it gets the +3(class) bonus as well
49:19 <Lord> kwl
49:20 <Ballig> (if it's a class skill)
49:20 <Avatar> otherwise it doesn't
49:28 <Avatar> yeah only for class skills
49:30 <Mort-> I think the owrst we'd get is some goblins killed
49:42 <Mort-> I dont think in that entire fight we would be in danger of really getitng killed
49:45 <Mort-> getitng our goblins killed yes
49:49 <Mort-> I miss those sneaky bastards already
49:56 <Mort-> but why would you fly really..
50:03 <Ballig> I took a lot of damage!
50:04 <Ballig> :p
50:13 <Mort-> its like having a bunch of mischevious imps following you
50:16 <Mort-> or monkeys :P
50:16 <Avatar> yeah ballig was pretty damn close to death
50:19 <Mort-> Id put monkeys
50:23 <Avatar> saved by a good roll
50:24 <Mort-> its te E that was the dangerous one
50:26 <Mort-> not the other 3 I think
50:37 <Mort-> shuld have sprayed him from the start probably..
50:46 <Ballig> the other three did just as much damage/had an attack bonus just as high
50:47 <Lord> k, think ive got my skills done, so how do i do equipment?
50:50 <Mort-> ah
50:53 <Ballig> they just rolled low in the one turn they got
50:58 <Mort-> oh I didnt notice..but much less hp
51:00 <Mort-> then the Big E
51:07 <Ballig> we don't know how much HP they had
51:09 <Mort-> anwyay probalby yeah I was suprirsed I dropped the cleric htough
51:13 <Mort-> I supsect 10at most
51:14 <Avatar> open up the equipment chapter and buy some useful shit
51:16 <Mort-> uusauly tey will save
51:19 <Mort-> yeah
51:21 <Mort-> useful shit..
51:24 <Mort-> dont forget the torch!
51:25 <Mort-> lol
51:28 <Lord> lol
51:31 <Mort-> te flour. the..
51:34 <Avatar> the template gives you some basics
51:38 <Mort-> Rope
51:42 <Avatar> so if you save your money till the game starts, you're probably okay
51:44 <Mort-> arggh why didnt u get templates for meeee :P
51:50 <Avatar> it's on the site
51:54 <Avatar> you have to get it yourself you lazy ass
52:19 * Mort- feels like a lazy lemur not a lazy ass
52:49 <Avatar> semantics
53:57 <Mort-> anyway yeah I should get flint and steel
54:01 <Mort-> but I tell you ROPE
54:05 <Mort-> is very important!
54:06 <Ballig> Mort-: consider uh
54:09 <Ballig> the Deluxe Dungoneering Kit
54:09 <Mort-> u dont leave the housewihtout ROPE
54:12 <Mort-> really?
54:14 <Ballig> from the pathfinder society field guide
54:15 <Mort-> what it!
54:18 * Mort- loves new toys
54:19 <Lord> i start with 150g right? and its 10s to 1g?
54:21 <Mort-> lol
54:27 <Ballig> Lord: right
54:28 <Mort-> but I havent gotten paid for last mission haha
54:38 <Mort-> delux dungeoneering kit
54:40 <Mort-> ooohs
54:47 <Avatar> Mort-: 502gp
54:58 <Ballig> Dungeoneering Kit, Deluxe: Similar to a dungeoneering 
54:58 <Ballig> kit,  this  kit  contains  2  candles,  chalk,  a  hammer  and  4 
54:58 <Ballig> pitons, 50 feet of silk rope, 2 sacks, 3 sunrods, 4 tindertwigs, 
54:58 <Ballig> and an everburning torch.
55:15 <Avatar> how much is that biatch
55:28 <Ballig> 130gp
55:32 <Ballig> weighs 15 pounds
55:36 <Mort-> hrmm
55:39 <Avatar> pretty good
55:43 <Ballig> there's also a pathfinder kit for 12gp, weighing 22 pounds:
55:43 <Ballig> Pathf inder’s  Kit:  This  kit  consists  of  a  backpack,  a 
55:44 <Ballig> bedroll, a belt pouch, a clay mug, a dagger, 2 f ishhooks, 
55:44 <Ballig> f lint and steel, a sewing needle, a signal whistle, 50 feet 
55:44 <Ballig> of  string,  50  feet  of  thread,  a  waterskin,  a  week’s  worth 
55:44 <Ballig> of  trail  rations,  and  a  whetstone.  For  Small  creatures, 
55:44 <Ballig> the weight of a Pathf inder’s kit is 7-1/2 pounds. Leaving 
55:44 <Ballig> the  bedroll  and  rations  at  camp  or  on  a  mount  reduces 
55:44 <Ballig> the  weight  by  12  pounds  for  Medium  creatures  and  by  3 
55:44 <Ballig> pounds for Small creatures.
55:58 <Mort-> sounds cool but isnt the sunrods, and tinder twigs a litlte overdone?
56:01 <Mort-> I already ahve the rope
56:18 <Ballig> you can buy them separately
56:25 <Ballig> it's just a decent idea of the kinds of useful things
56:27 <Ballig> I used those sacks twice!
56:51 <Mort-> sacks I believe you
56:58 <Mort-> candoes I already have, hammer and pitons mmp
57:00 <Mort-> looking into it
59:06 <Lord> do i have to buy a backpack?
59:11 <Ballig> yeah
59:16 <Lord> kwl
00:05 <Lord> how much can a backpack carry?
02:02 <Ballig> there are no specifics, I don't think
07:38 <Mekkis> you should buy a signal whistle
07:58 <Mort-> for?
08:03 <Ballig> signalling
08:08 <Mort-> I want help I throw flareo ut? :D
08:10 <Mort-> I am a wizard :P
08:15 <Mort-> or I use ghostsounds
08:34 <Ballig> do you prepare those every day
08:35 <Mekkis> ghost sound doesn't work in an antimagic field
08:39 <Mort-> ghost soundsis with me all hte time
08:51 <Mort-> for spooking gobbies :P
08:53 <Ballig> how many antimagic fields have you actually been in Mekkis
09:05 <Mekkis> three
09:12 <Mekkis> maybe four, if that's what Ruben's in
09:20 <Mort-> and probably if Im in an antimagic field Im fked
09:30 <Mort-> point is Im still waiting for avatar to gimme my payout bfore I go shopping :P
09:34 <Mort-> grand ottal yof 5 gp atm :D
09:48 <Mekkis> Mort-, do you have a dayjob
09:52 <Mekkis> or are you a slacker?
10:47 <Mort-> I am a slacker
10:49 <Mort-> I sohuldget a dayjob
10:58 <Lord> shit, i dont use armor
11:12 <Mort-> you cant as a monk
11:13 <Mort-> not ever
12:04 <Mekkis> a monk's armour is a Pearl of Power 1 he gives to the party wizard each scenario in exchange for Mage Armour
12:37 <Ballig> as long as he doesn't expect to get it cast in combat
12:38 <Mekkis> I'm pretty sure Ruben isn't in an AMF...
12:47 <Mekkis> it's mage armour
12:51 <Mekkis> it's never cast in combat
13:04 <Ballig> it should never be cast in combat
13:11 <Mekkis> that
13:14 <Ballig> doesn't mean it never is, or they wouldn't be all "oh, combat has started! can you cast my mage armour now? thx!"
13:25 <Mekkis> heh
14:16 <Mekkis> I've been in several places with impeded spellcasting
14:57 <Mort-> hrmm
15:02 <Mort-> but why do you need a signal whistle really
15:07 <Mort-> youshould e with your party at all times?
15:24 <Ballig> not always possible
16:32 <Mort-> true im only level 1
16:35 <Mort-> many things I have yet to see
16:47 <Mekkis> level 2 now, right?!
16:58 <Ballig> should be
17:18 <Brunius> So guys, what do you think I should give Derau a level in - Fighter or Cleric?
17:19 <Mort-> yes
17:25 <Mort-> what is derau
17:30 <Mort-> atm
17:47 <Brunius> My Dwarven Cleric 2
17:47 <Ballig> he's a cleric
17:47 <Mort-> wow an ever burning torch
17:47 <Mort-> boht wouldworkhehe
17:47 <Ballig> don't you get level 2 cleric spells at level 3
17:52 <Brunius> Yeah
17:53 <Ballig> why would you give those up for fighter !
17:53 <Ballig> :p
18:04 <Mort-> martial weapon proficiency
18:17 <Mort-> figther feats?
18:25 <Mort-> fighter clerics arent toobad..
19:24 <Brunius> I'd be going for martial weapon proficiency
19:30 <Brunius> But Level 2 spells...
19:49 <Ballig> what weapon do you want to use
20:09 <Brunius> Dwarven Waraxe
20:18 <Ballig> aren't you a dwarf
20:20 <Brunius> Yes
20:25 <Ballig> I thought you get the proficiency for anything with "dwarf" in it
20:27 <Brunius> That only brings it down to martial
20:31 <Ballig> oh
20:46 <Brunius> Hmmm
20:53 <Brunius> Is a Dwarven Waraxe a battleaxe?
23:29 <Ballig> hm
23:30 <Ballig> not sure
23:42 <Ballig> don't think so
23:58 <Ballig> it specifically lists battleaxe and dwarven waraxe separately in the "Axes" category
24:17 <Ballig> why not go battleaxe instead of dwarven waraxe?
29:13 <Mort-> oh yes
29:18 <Mort-> and look at my level 2 whizizie :D
29:21 <Mort-> whiperreee
29:22 <Mort-> more spells
29:23 <Mort-> !
33:57 <Mort-> one level one spell one level 2 spell
34:00 <Mort-> woooot
34:06 <Mort-> cna I cast level 2 spellls at level 2? :D
35:03 <Mort-> 4	2
35:07 <Mort-> oh noes no level 2 spells
35:08 <Mort-> yet
35:19 <Lord> how much can you carry before your encumberd
39:09 <Ballig> Lord: depends on your strength and size/race
39:51 <Lord> human, medium size, 14 str
40:29 <Ballig> table 7-4 is the carrying capacity information, a medium sized person with 14 strength can carry under 58 pounds without being encumbered
42:07 <Mort-> so whe nyou levle up
42:09 <Mort-> how much hp doyou get
42:26 <Ballig> a wizard gets 4 hit points + constitution modifier
42:33 <Ballig> +1 if you take the favoured class bonus in hitpoints instead of skills
45:31 <Mort-> 4+1 = 5 :D
45:34 <Mort-> 13 hp :D
46:16 <Mort-> elf favoured class is wizard
46:19 <Mort-> arent I luckyme? :D
47:45 <Mort-> k ILl go home and config my skills
48:43 <Mort-> BAB to both melee and range?
48:52 <Ballig> yeah
51:48 <Mort-> k all my knowledge sets are good to go
51:55 <Mekkis> Mort-, actually all race's favoured classes are "any" now
52:01 <Mekkis> except half-elf, which is "any two"
52:45 <Mort-> anwyay Im a wizard tobegin with so yes I took the one skil instead of 1 hp
52:46 <Mort-> :)
52:55 <Mort-> okay logingg out
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14:58 <Mekkis> So we took it to the DOD and said "Hey, look what we've got!" and tried to sell it to them. But they said "yeah, we've got one too" even though we knew they didn't really, and didn't buy it. So we're left with this fifty-foot robot on our hands. The university said they needed the car park back, so we had to put it in Ed's backyard. We were well annoyed, especially Ed.
25:03 <Brunius> Ha
46:24 <Brunius> Spell levels go up to 9 right?
46:48 <Ballig> aye
46:48 <Ballig> which is level 17 for a wizard, 18 for a sorcerer
47:12 <Brunius> Do you know if they sell fine-tip (As in not fucking huge) whiteboard markers?
47:30 <Ballig> yeah pretty sure
47:58 <Ballig> we have a whiteboard yearly calendar at work that we wrote fairly small on
47:58 <Ballig> I imagine we had to use a fine-tip whiteboard marker
47:58 <Ballig> (I didn't write it because my handwriting is atrocious)
49:08 <Brunius> Ha
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55:02 <Mort-> Ow
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00:54 <Mort-> Oh they seeing ud?
01:03 <Mort-> Who's in and what's their levels
01:06 <Ballig> can't tell you :p
01:16 <Ballig> as in, can't tell you whether they're seeing undead
01:24 <Ballig> they're all level 1 except Mekkis' character who is level 2
01:37 <Ballig> it's avatar, canine, thawne, tristen and mekkis
02:26 <Mort-> Oh cool :d
02:28 <Mort-> Ah k
02:37 <Mort-> But crypt means ud :d
02:51 <Ballig> not necessarily
02:52 <Mort-> How many scenarios they had together
02:53 <Brunius> Maybe they're just sahuagin cultists pretending to be undead
02:55 <Mort-> Hm
03:00 <Mort-> Very funny
03:01 <Ballig> it could mean cultists, or bandits
05:34 * Mort- is puzzled but never mind
10:19 <Mekkis> Brunius, they do
10:20 <Brunius> I think I will take cleric
10:32 <Brunius> Cool
10:32 <Mort-> Clerics are cool
10:39 <Mekkis> Brunius, try an Artline 541T
10:43 <Mekkis> that's what I use
10:47 <Mekkis> double-sided
10:55 <Mekkis> 1.0mm on one side, 0.4mm on the other
10:58 <Brunius> 4 dorra!
11:04 <Mort-> What's that
11:13 <Brunius> Whiteboard marker
11:14 <Mekkis> that's about how much I paid at officeworks
11:26 <Brunius> It's 4 dorra 44 at officeworks
11:39 <Mekkis> The alien invasion started /later the same day/. I am absolutely not kidding. What are the odds? We finished building a huge weapon of mass destruction just at the EXACT same moment that a massive alien army arrives. Second time that year!
11:48 <Brunius> Ha
12:03 <Brunius> Next question - are laminated sheets whiteboard marker proof
12:10 <Mekkis> what do you mean?
12:14 <Mekkis> it works, it's not ideal
12:18 <Mekkis> what do you have in mind?
12:24 <Brunius> A spell tracking sheet
12:47 <Brunius> Because I don't like the tiny space they give you on the character sheet
13:25 <Mekkis> I put a magnetic whiteboard in the reverse side of my clipboard
13:27 <Brunius> Maybe I'll just buy an A3 whiteboard and take it to games
14:05 <Mekkis> if you don't need it to be magnetic, I suggest buying self-adhesive whiteboard vinyl
14:06 <Mort-> Argh
14:12 <Mekkis> I got mine off Ebay
14:21 <Mekkis> As a number of unfortunate aircraft pilots discover, all our "conventional weapons" are totally useless against their "shields", because they "just absorb the energy to make themselves stronger" (yeah, right). So, predictably, a couple of hours later the DOD comes knocking on Ed's door saying "Hey, could we like, borrow your amazing, flying, all-conquering gigantic robotic war machine?" And Ed goes "Use the one you've got" and we laughed in their f
14:21 <Mekkis> aces, coz it served them right.
14:27 <Mort-> Why is it i can never have enough gp
14:43 <Mekkis> Mort-, because you haven't uptiered for fun and profit !
15:02 <Mort-> Wbat do you mean :p
15:03 <Brunius> Ha
15:14 <Brunius> You can uptier (face tougher monsters) to get more cash
15:18 <Mekkis> if you uptier, you'll get more money
15:19 <Mekkis> a lot more
15:25 <Brunius> Like twice the amount more
15:26 <Mort-> I pride myself being a doremort :p
15:43 <Mort-> What does uptier
15:51 <Mort-> Ah i understand more
15:52 <Mekkis> Mort-, want to answer a few questions about your PFS character for me?
15:59 <Mort-> Sure
16:16 <Mekkis> What is your character's name?
16:20 <Mekkis> (easy one to start with)
16:21 <Mort-> Ask away even if i seem like a blur sot
16:25 <Mort-> Mort
16:26 <Mort-> Heh
16:29 <Mekkis> What does your character look like?
16:45 <Mort-> Blue hair green eyes which look slightly ran
16:47 <Mort-> Sad
16:52 <Mort-> With dimples!
16:55 <Mekkis> nice
16:56 <Mort-> Yep
16:58 <Mekkis> Any distinguishing or unusual marks?
17:07 <Mort-> I'm sad because Mellon died
17:16 <Mort-> Else my eyes wouldn't be sad
17:28 <Mekkis> Any distinguishing or unusual marks?
17:30 <Mort-> Nah i like mine as i am 
17:34 <Mekkis> Any specific character traits? (ex: lisp, bad temper, nervous, etc.)
17:47 <Mort-> Bit nervous
17:53 <Mekkis> Does he/she have any family?
17:55 <Mort-> Twitchy :)
18:08 <Mort-> A long lost sister she knows off
18:18 <Mort-> Maybe a couple of half sisters along the way
18:23 <Mort-> Or half brothers
18:37 <Mort-> Her dad urm liked hopping in and out of beds
18:46 <Mekkis> fair enough
18:53 <Mekkis> What are some of your character's likes?
19:06 <Mort-> Cookies?
19:11 <Mort-> Irresistible sweet tooth
19:16 <Mekkis> that works, I suppose
19:19 <Mekkis> Dislikes?
19:29 <Mort-> Urm water. A lot
19:39 <Mekkis> as in "a lot of water"
19:40 <Mort-> And dark places
19:45 <Mekkis> or as in "I dislike water a lot"
19:56 <Mort-> Dislike water a lot
20:10 <Mort-> And places without lights
20:14 <Mekkis> fair enough
20:21 <Mort-> That's why never leave house without torch :d
20:28 <Mekkis> so prepares Dancing Lights / Light daily?
20:31 <Mekkis> What is your character's catchphrase, if any?
20:34 <Mort-> Nah
20:36 <Mort-> Torch
20:43 <Mort-> None
20:49 <Mekkis> Why did he/she become an adventurer?
20:58 <Ballig> are characters superheroes now
21:02 <Mort-> Just make sure you go everywhere with a torch
21:13 <Mekkis> not always, Balls...
21:34 <Mort-> She wants to find her sister who is somewhere in the realms but doesn't know where
21:48 <Mekkis> What are some of his/her short term goals?
21:48 <Ballig> well, you know, catchphrases
22:01 <Mort-> Lots of phat lewt
22:08 <Mekkis> Grolshmir's is "For Freedom and Sword-bombing!"
22:14 <Mekkis> Long term goals?
22:19 <Ballig> sounds like a superhero catchphrase
22:25 <Ballig> does he wear a big "G" on his shirt
22:26 <Mort-> Magpie sort
22:33 <Mekkis> no
22:41 <Mort-> If its shiny pick it up :p
22:45 <Mort-> Long terms
22:58 <Mekkis> there's a big blue eagle on his dragonhide
23:07 <Mekkis> long term goals, yes...
23:28 <Mort-> To become an uber wizzie with a nice ivory tower to research uber spells in
23:42 <Mort-> Maybe sell new spells to people 
23:57 <Mekkis> cool
24:00 <Mekkis> What would your character do if he/she had 5,000 gp?
24:25 <Mort-> Build a nice tower and buy all the research components
24:36 <Brunius> How much does a nice tower cost?
24:37 <Ballig> won't get a tower for 5000 gold
24:48 <Mekkis> not really something 5000gp can do, but I suppose it's enough to rent one for a month
24:50 <Mort-> Then create spells for non magic users 
24:54 <Mort-> Or charged items
24:58 <Mekkis> How about 50,000 gp?
24:59 <Mort-> For noble ladies
25:16 <Mort-> Press and turn your evil kidnappers into toads
25:18 <Mort-> :)
25:25 <Mekkis> heh
25:35 <Mort-> Maybe a nice necklace would work
25:40 <Mekkis> What are some of your character's favorite foods/drinks?
25:45 <Mort-> Discreet. And nasty
25:51 <Mort-> Lots of chocolate
26:02 <Mekkis> Your character has demonstrated at least SOME devotion to a faction or cause. Why is this?
26:15 <Ballig> are we doing surveys in here now
26:18 <Mekkis> Please do not feel pressured into revealing said faction.
26:27 <Mort-> She likes helping the underdog basically
26:29 <Brunius> You should get diebot to run this Mekkis
26:41 <Brunius> Then compile the results into a table
26:52 <Mekkis> fair enough
26:58 <Ballig> it's bad enough that Mekkis is interrogating people about their characters
27:01 <Ballig> no way I'd allow diebot to do it
27:04 <Brunius> Ha
27:09 <Mort-> That's why she wanted to go into making items for rich noble ladies to defend themselves
27:11 <Mort-> :)
27:23 <Mekkis> Brunius, feel like answering those questions in the context of one of your characters?
27:24 <Mort-> Money and things for a good cause
27:28 <Brunius> Sure
27:31 <Ballig> do it in PM
27:35 <Brunius> Probably better to do it in PM though
27:36 <Mort-> Lol
27:42 <Mort-> I want to watch :p
27:54 <Mekkis> Mort-, one final question, that you might not have an answer to yet: Where in Golarion does your character hail from?
28:00 <Brunius> join #surveys :P
28:00 <Mort-> You guys got to interrogate mort here :
28:05 <Mort-> Problem is
28:17 <Mort-> I'm not sure what's in golarion
28:23 <Brunius> Abasalom
28:25 <Mort-> So i have no blue
28:25 <Brunius> :P
28:29 <Mort-> Clue where
28:35 <Mort-> Everyone is
28:42 <Brunius> http://cdn.obsidianportal.com/map_images/91329/Golarion_Map.jpg
29:40 <Mekkis> http://paizo.com/products/btpy87fp?Community-Use-Package-World-Maps
30:48 <Mort-> Embreth forest
31:20 <Brunius> The D&D folder on my hard drive has turned into a pathfinder folder
31:24 <Ballig> only ugly people come from Embreth forest
31:34 <Mort-> Damn
31:43 <Mort-> But i did Google search
31:52 <Mort-> River kingdoms looks great to grow up in
32:03 <Mekkis> Most elves are from Kyonin
32:10 <Mekkis> Deceased was...
32:21 <Ballig> he's not from Kyonin anymore?
32:22 <Mort-> Oh
32:24 <Mort-> Lol
32:37 <Mort-> I like river kingdoms geography
32:45 <Brunius> They're mostly escaped slaves
32:48 <Ballig> what are his favourite foods? was he bullied as a kid? if he could be a tree, what kind of tree would he be?
32:58 <Brunius> Hold the Andoran Eagle Knights in high regard
33:11 <Brunius> Cheliaxian Hellknights are shunned, basically kill on sight
33:29 <Brunius> I've actually done some research on the river kingdoms
34:11 <Mort-> It looks nice and comfy to grow up in
34:19 <Mort-> Lots of trees and rivers
35:40 <Mort-> Well no one said elves came from...
35:44 <Brunius> http://www.pathfinderwiki.com/wiki/River_Kingdoms
35:49 <Mort-> Kyonin
36:02 <Mort-> Yeah it says its a chaotic place
36:29 <Mekkis> http://pathfinder.wikia.com/wiki/Kyonin
37:09 <Mort-> In ancient times, the land encompassing much of the River Kingdoms was a type of hunting reserve for the elves of Kyonin, known as Telvurin.[5] The modern history of the River Kingdoms is almost impossible to keep track of; each year contains enough war, conquest, death and destruction and betrayal to fill an entire bo
37:19 <Mekkis> heh
37:20 <Mekkis> yeah
37:30 <Brunius> yeah
37:46 <Mekkis> Buck had a lot of fun his last time there
37:50 <Brunius> Heh
37:53 <Brunius> Black powder!
38:11 <Mort-> Yeah but i also have no memory of any birth place
38:14 <Mekkis> (fyi, the black powder is supposed to be a trap if you try to burn the webs)
38:22 <Mort-> Ah lets just leave it as that forest :p
38:24 <Brunius> You said that after the scenario
38:29 <Mort-> Has anyone  actually 
38:38 <Ballig> should just set that boat on fire from the outside
38:45 <Ballig> then sail down river and watch the explosion
38:53 <Brunius> What if it had sweet loot Ballig
38:55 <Mort-> Used or found a use for alchemical glue?
38:59 <Ballig> it didn't
39:04 <Brunius> What if that meant we lost 500gp
39:07 <Mekkis> it had some faction stuff in it
39:10 <Mort-> Alchemical goo
39:13 <Ballig> yeah it had faction stuff
39:18 <Ballig> I guess it had our faction stuff
39:19 <Mort-> Opening the wrong door
39:25 <Mort-> Cost us Mellon :(
39:34 <Mekkis> yeah...
39:37 * Mort- mourns
39:47 <Mekkis> when Myra DMed it for us, we didn't bother opening that door
39:48 <Mort-> Think about that next time
39:53 <Brunius> Ha
39:55 <Mort-> Well
40:01 <Mort-> We are too curious cats
40:04 <Mekkis> yeah
40:11 <Mekkis> and didn't cast Mage Armour
40:17 <Mort-> What i get worried about unopened doors
40:25 <Mekkis> oh, Mort-, consider preparing mage armour
40:33 <Mort-> Is that when we fight boss
40:35 <Mekkis> that +4 to AC Will save your life
40:36 <Mekkis> no
40:41 <Mekkis> it's when you enter the building
40:45 <Mekkis> it lasts for two hours
40:47 <Mort-> He pulls lever
40:50 <Mekkis> 1 hour per level
41:00 <Mort-> And all the mobs pop out
41:11 <Mort-> In all the rooms we didn't clear
41:40 <Mort-> Ok anyway yes how about casting it from scroll then?
41:42 <Mort-> How many .g
41:44 <Mort-> H
41:58 <Mekkis> if you cast it from a scroll, it'll cost 25gp and only last an hour
42:02 <Mort-> I have mage armor and shield scrolls
42:03 <Ballig> or get arcane armour training somehow, and a mithral chain shirt
42:05 <Ballig> for constant mage armour
42:12 <Mort-> Haha
42:17 <Mort-> That's an idea
42:30 <Mort-> But that is a feat right
42:35 <Ballig> it's two feats
42:40 <Ballig> because you need light armour proficiency too
42:51 <Ballig> (either two feats, or multi-classing)
42:53 <Mort-> Hm
42:56 <Mort-> Waste?
43:02 <Mort-> Maybe multi class
43:09 <Ballig> it's not a waste, but it requires a specific character focus
43:14 <Mort-> Rogue :d
43:19 <Mort-> Multi class rogue
43:23 <Mort-> Bwahaha
43:42 <Mort-> Wizard rogue :d
43:53 <Mort-> High int
43:59 <Mort-> Half way decent dex
44:07 <Mort-> Heh :d
44:19 <Mort-> Can range attacks be sneak attacks?
44:29 <Ballig> within 30 feet, I believe
44:32 <Ballig> but it's harder
44:33 <Mort-> And use magic device
44:37 <Ballig> because you can't flank with ranged attack
44:47 <Mort-> Absolutely awesome!
44:52 <Ballig> so you need to get concealment somehow
44:57 <Mort-> No more can't use cure light wounds day
45:10 <Ballig> what would you do with a level of rogue
45:15 <Mort-> Hm
45:26 <Mort-> Umd max :d
45:29 <Brunius> Sneak attack people
45:29 <Mort-> Evasion maybe
45:31 <Ballig> is that all
45:33 <Mort-> Let me check
45:44 <Brunius> Page 69 core rulebook
46:05 <Mort-> Ill get light armor proficiency
46:06 <Brunius> Evasion is level 2
46:15 <Mort-> Do 2 levels maybe?
46:20 <Mort-> I was checking
46:29 <Mort-> I need some disable device actually
47:44 <Ballig> be careful not to dilute your character focus/usefulness going after incompatible abilities
47:50 <Mort-> Begins to sound good
48:00 <Deceased> Mort-, be careful with taking a level of rogue: that's exactly what Mytiazair did
48:08 <Mort-> I don't think wizard and rogue is too unconpatible
48:09 <Mort-> Hm
48:19 <Ballig> I'm not saying they're incompatible, it depends on your character focus
48:20 <Mort-> There are worse things to do
48:23 <Deceased> they're not
48:31 <Mort-> Like wizard /cleric
48:31 <Ballig> if the focus is incompatible with the abilities you're getting from rogue, you will dilute your character
48:38 <Mort-> True
48:43 <Mort-> Need to think it out
48:43 <Deceased> but Mytiaziar's at 9th level at the moment, and he really feels the pain
48:53 <Mort-> I find wizard rather limited
49:06 <Mort-> Most encounters I'm stuck with my long bow
49:22 <Mort-> Always having to ask my party to rest
49:40 <Mort-> 2 spells per day is definitely not enough
49:50 <Deceased> Mort-, use Hand of the apprentice with your longsword
49:51 <Mort-> Yes when i actually do get into full battle mode
49:54 <Ballig> that's just what happens to low level wizards
50:02 <Mort-> I will do it more often
50:08 <Deceased> and as you level up, you'll get more abilities
50:14 <Mort-> But 7 x per day only
50:24 <Ballig> you've also got level 0 spells that deal damage
50:28 <Mort-> I have to ration spells like a drought
50:29 <Ballig> it's not a lot of damage, but it's easier to hit with them
50:31 <Ballig> and they're "free"
50:34 <Mort-> My longbow
50:36 <Mort-> Does more
50:39 <Ballig> if you hit
50:54 <Mort-> I use them in special circumstances only
50:55 <Brunius> It's kind of cool looking at the map of golarion and going "Yeah, I remember that, Kaleb was there, owning some werewolves"
51:16 <Mort-> Werewolves need silver
51:25 <Mort-> I have a chance to do 1d3
51:34 <Mort-> As opposed to 1d8
51:37 <Deceased> acid splash is good
51:42 <Mort-> Which would i choose
51:45 <Deceased> it doesn't care about spell resistance
51:46 <Mort-> 1d8
51:52 <Ballig> and it's vs. touch AC
51:55 <Deceased> hits touch AC, which is easier
51:55 <Mort-> Same reasons
51:58 <Mort-> That tanks
52:01 <Ballig> and it's free
52:02 <Mort-> Use power attack
52:03 <Ballig> oh, so free
52:04 <Ballig> I also like daze
52:05 <Mort-> ^^
52:12 <Deceased> Mort-, I'm answering questions in #surveys if you're interested
52:27 <Mort-> Cut to kill :p
52:39 <Ballig> Mort-: depends man. what if you would hit with three acid splashes in a row, or one longbow?
52:46 <Ballig> then it's 1d8 vs 3d3
52:58 <Mort-> At current level
53:23 <Mort-> Touch ac not much different from his base ac
53:30 <Mort-> So my touch ac is 13
53:30 <Ballig> er, maybe yours isn't
53:38 <Mort-> My base ac is 13?
53:47 <Ballig> that's because you don't wear armour
53:48 <Mort-> What's the died
53:50 <Mort-> Diff
53:51 <Ballig> but it's not YOUR touch AC that you're trying to hit
53:54 <Ballig> it's the opponent's
54:00 <Ballig> compare, for example, artimus
54:04 <Mort-> Ok
54:05 <Ballig> shoot your longbow at h im and you have to reach 18
54:09 <Ballig> do an acid splash and you have to reach 10
54:11 <Mort-> That's a good comparison
54:14 <Mort-> Ah
54:16 <Deceased> Mort-, if you cast Mage Armour, you'll have an AC of 17 and a touch AC if 13
54:18 <Mort-> That's a good one
54:22 <Mort-> Yeah
54:31 <Mort-> Ac of 17 means not much hits you
54:34 <Ballig> basically those big bad things wearing armour will be easier to hit with acid splash than a longbow
54:42 <Ballig> whereas the dextrous rogue or monk or wizard will probably be the same
54:43 <Mort-> Yes you are right
54:47 <Ballig> or close to
54:56 <Mort-> That's  why i used disrupt ud on that dinosaur
55:07 <Mort-> Actually not just that
55:15 <Mort-> Was afraid about dmg reduction
55:27 <Mort-> When dealing with skeletons
55:49 <Ballig> you know what sucks? when you're a cleric who has prepared all mind-affecting spells and you are against an animated doll!
55:59 <Mort-> Why?
56:13 <Mort-> I didn't worry too much about the doll really
56:15 <Ballig> Avatar actually said to remind him about that at the end of the scenario but I forgot
56:24 <Ballig> but generally you wouldn't expect an animated doll to be affected by something that is mind-affecting
56:29 <Mort-> Yes
56:31 <Ballig> I worried about the doll, it almost killed me
56:45 <Mort-> Be glad it was you who took ^^
56:48 <Ballig> if I hadn't rolled a high will save I would have been unconscious and almost dead
56:51 <Mort-> Any other of us
57:44 <Mort-> Would be dead
57:50 <Mort-> Be glad he targettdd you
57:53 <Mort-> Or maybe not
57:55 <Ballig> :p
57:59 <Mort-> Down a cleric sux
58:32 <Ballig> the crypt of the everflame
58:54 <Mort-> What do you know about animated folks
58:57 <Mort-> Dolls
59:06 <Ballig> depends how it's animated
59:14 <Mort-> I was putting it under clay golem
59:21 <Mort-> How to deal with it i mean
59:47 <Ballig> fireball
00:06 <Mort-> I don't have fire spells
00:13 <Brunius> Take some
00:20 <Brunius> They are bloody useful
00:33 <Mort-> Not enough spell slots
00:41 <Mort-> All require touch
00:45 <Deceased> Import some firepower
01:01 <Ballig> burning hands doesn't require touch
01:12 <Mort-> Hm
01:17 <Mort-> Good hida
01:19 <Mort-> Idea
01:26 <Mort-> Screw mage armor
01:32 <Ballig> don't screw mage armour
01:32 <Mort-> Offense ftw!
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01:36 <Ballig> especially if you will be using burning hands
01:40 <Deceased> Ray of Enfeeblement!
01:42 <Ballig> because you have to be pretty close
01:43 <Mort-> I have 3 slots
01:48 <Brunius> Ray of Enfeeblement!
01:52 <Mort-> One magic nipple
01:56 <Ballig> is it still three slots after you level
01:58 <Mort-> Missile
01:59 <Mort-> Yes
02:04 <Mort-> Before it was 2
02:12 <Mort-> One magic missile
02:20 <Mort-> One colour spray
02:27 <Mort-> One ?
02:36 <Deceased> Mort-, how much fame do you have, and how much gp?
02:48 <Mort-> I don't know
02:52 <Ballig> not enough for a pearl of power
02:54 <Mort-> 2 fp
03:17 <Mort-> And avatar hasn't given me goodies for the mission i just went to
03:21 <Ballig> pretty sure it's not possible to have the fame required to buy a pearl of power when you have 3xp
03:34 <Brunius> How much do you need?
03:38 <Ballig> 9
03:49 <Brunius> Yeah, can't get it for 5 scenarios at least
04:04 <Brunius> Total
04:31 <Mort-> How long
04:36 <Mort-> Does it take
04:53 <Mort-> Per combat round
04:56 <Mort-> As in time
05:02 <Brunius> Galt (pronounced GALT)[1] is a land...
05:03 <Mort-> The last thing i want to do
05:15 <Ballig> I assume you don't get a specialist slot for being universalist
05:15 <Brunius> No shit, it's pronounced Galt?
05:18 <Mort-> Is to walk into a dungeon and fight first mob
05:21 <Mort-> Yeah
05:36 <Mort-> And my mage armor wears off
05:37 <Ballig> each round of combat is 6 seconds
05:50 <Mort-> How about all the walking
05:53 <Mort-> And talk
05:59 <Mort-> Heh
06:04 <Ballig> going to change depending on the scenario
06:19 <Mort-> We usually talk lots of shop
06:28 <Mort-> While search rooms etc
06:53 <Mort-> I wonder if mage armor up before dungeon is good idea
08:35 <Mekkis> Mort-, it is
08:45 <Mekkis> other things you should consider:
08:52 <Mort-> Will consider
08:53 <Mekkis> buy scrolls
09:00 <Mort-> I have scrolls
09:00 <Mekkis> you should get a library of them :)
09:01 <Mort-> Actually
09:28 <Mort-> Pinched from balligs wizzie collection
09:38 <Mort-> Want featherfall?
09:43 <Mort-> Mage armor?
09:46 <Mort-> Shield?
10:25 Brunius is now known as Bairaq
11:43 <Mort-> Point is i do want to get out alive of course
11:56 <Mort-> So what spells should i load
12:08 <Mekkis> Grease should be prepared
12:19 <Mort-> I like magic missile and colour spray
12:25 <Mort-> I have oil,
12:55 <Mekkis> why Magic Missile?
13:01 <Mekkis> 1d4+1 damage is rather trivial
13:10 <Mort-> Grease its too easy
13:10 <Mort-> To hit allies
13:10 <Mort-> I tried pouring oil on the floor before
13:10 <Mort-> But i bet some of my allies would trip over it
13:12 <Mort-> No saves
13:29 <Mort-> Sometimes you need finishing touch on a fking boss who won't go down
13:37 <Ballig> you can't ignore spells just because it's possible to hit allies
13:38 <Mort-> Say monk types
13:41 <Ballig> what about when it's possible to hit 4 enemies
13:50 <Ballig> what about casting it on the big ogre's large greatsword
13:53 <Ballig> and making him drop it
13:54 <Mekkis> Grease can also disarm
13:55 <Mort-> Yeah i already take chances with colour spray
13:57 <Mort-> A lot
14:12 <Mort-> Like yell loudly fire in the hole!
14:19 <Mort-> Then throw flashbang
14:21 <Mekkis> yell it in another language
14:43 <Mort-> Yep that sort of sums up colour spray
14:49 <Mort-> Its a throw flashbang
14:54 <Ballig> but keep in mind grease doesn't have to just be cast on the floor
14:59 <Mekkis> "закрой глаза!"
15:01 <Bairaq> Weapons
15:04 <Ballig> you can also cast it on your own clothing if you expect some melee dick to grapple you
15:07 <Mort-> My dc for colour spray
15:11 <Ballig> or you can cast it on that big bad guy's weapon and make him drop it
15:31 <Bairaq> Don't yell that Mekkis
15:34 <Mort-> How do you calculate dc for spells
15:36 <Mort-> Btw
15:46 <Ballig> 10+spell level+spellcasting stat (int for wizards)
15:49 <Mekkis> 10+ intelligence modifier + spell level
15:51 <Ballig> +any bonuses from things like spell focus
16:04 <Mort-> Ah so actually my dc should be 15?
16:05 <Mort-> 4 for got
16:09 <Mort-> Int
16:11 <Ballig> your level 1 spells have a base DC of 15
16:13 <Mort-> 1 for spell
16:18 <Mort-> Wtf?
16:21 <Ballig> by the way, I noticed you have scribe scroll listed for your wizard
16:26 <Mort-> Yes
16:31 <Ballig> you don't get scribe scroll in pathfinder society, if I remember correctly you get spell focus instead
16:43 <Mort-> Hm
16:53 <Mort-> So level one spells
16:55 <Mekkis> that's correct
16:59 <Mort-> Base dc 15?
17:03 <Ballig> yes
17:04 <Mort-> So high?
17:06 <Ballig> I just said that :p
17:09 <Mekkis> I'd suggest illusion or conjuration, if you're after power
17:16 <Mort-> With my int bonus
17:17 <Mekkis> 15 isn't really high
17:19 <Mort-> 19?!
17:22 <Ballig> no
17:23 <Ballig> 15
17:34 <Ballig> 10 + spell level + int mod
17:40 <Ballig> that equals 15 for level 1 spells
17:42 <Mort-> So 15
17:44 <Mort-> K
17:55 <Ballig> but that's base, because it might be higher for specific spells when you take spell focus into account
17:56 <Mort-> I don't want to focus actually
17:57 <Mort-> Not ever
18:00 <Ballig> which you need to replace your scribe scroll feat with
18:04 <Ballig> you have to take spell focus
18:11 <Ballig> you don't get scribe scroll in pathfinder society
18:14 <Ballig> you get spell focus instead
18:15 <Mort-> Or i can take another feat? 
18:18 <Ballig> no
18:23 <Ballig> you get spell focus
18:39 <Mort-> I can choose not to focus?
18:46 <Ballig> you can't choose not to take the spell focus feat
18:52 <Mort-> Ok
19:07 <Ballig> spell focus is not the same as specialising
19:11 <Mort-> So after i choose it . Generalist ftw? :p
19:12 <Mort-> Ok
19:20 <Mort-> What does it give
19:30 <Ballig> +1 to the spell DC of the school you choose
20:07 <Mort-> Cool
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20:17 <Mort-> Evocation? :d
20:27 <Ballig> if you like
20:33 <Mort-> But why
20:48 <Mort-> Illusion
20:53 <Mekkis> if you want to actually do the killing, evocation is good
21:03 <Mort-> Or conjuration
21:09 <Mekkis> there's nothing wrong with an out-of-control fire mage 
21:15 <Mekkis> everyone has to play one at least once
21:40 <Mort-> I have a tenous grip on control :d
22:10 <Mort-> I'm sure you noticed
22:18 <Mort-> And i love to kill people
22:21 <Mort-> Bwahaha
22:27 <Mekkis> do you like FIRE?
22:36 <Mort-> Damn should have been sorceror :p
22:43 <Mort-> Actually i like magic missiles more
22:47 <Mekkis> or would you rather drain their soul away?
22:49 <Mort-> Those can be aimed
22:59 <Mort-> Whatever works best
23:02 <Mort-> He
24:29 <Mort-> Conjuration
24:33 <Bairaq> SCORCHING RAY
24:41 <Mort-> Not much in terms of saves
24:43 <Bairaq> It's great for knocking doors down
24:44 <Mekkis> most aimed spells don't require saves
24:49 <Mort-> I'm looking at spell list
25:42 <Avatar> you know you're in trouble when you're playing scrabble and play a 7-letter word across a double word score, and you're still losing
25:56 <Ballig> what was the word
26:35 <Avatar> healing
26:44 <Ballig> ha
26:44 <Avatar> and 'he'
27:27 <Mort-> Evocation looks good to specialize in
27:40 <Mort-> But actually the wizards job is to crowd control
27:40 <Mekkis> check which evocation spells require saves
27:47 <Mort-> Fire call
27:54 <Mekkis> in that case, I'd suggest conjuration
27:55 <Mort-> Fb lightning bolt
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28:09 <Mort-> Both saves
28:14 <Mort-> Killing everyone is also crowd control ^^
28:48 <Mort-> Also a wizard and rangers job is to drop enemy casters the melees can't get to
28:50 <Mekkis> they get Grease (1st), Glitterdust (2nd), Spiked Pit (3rd), Acidic Pit (4th), Hungry Pit (5th)
29:01 <Mekkis> all require saves
29:12 <Mort-> In any mess drop the casters first
29:13 <Mort-> Won't the mortepp
29:13 <Mort-> Monsters see the sit
29:15 <Mort-> Pit
29:20 <Mort-> And not wall into it?
29:38 <Mort-> I would be smart if i were a monster
30:10 <Mekkis> put the pit under them
30:59 <Mort-> Let me read the spell
31:06 <Mort-> If they are in the sit
31:08 <Mort-> Pit
31:15 <Mort-> They can't hit out right?
31:29 <Mort-> I still believe a wizard needs stuff like magic missile
31:40 <Mort-> To drop things tanks can't reach
31:54 <Mort-> Like opposing casters
32:03 <Mort-> That's another use of a rogue
32:15 <Mort-> Get to the casters back
32:16 <Mort-> Sneak attack
32:23 <Ballig> if the fighter can't reach it, 1d4+1 won't drop it
32:35 <Ballig> how do you get the sneak attack
32:41 <Ballig> are you using concealment or flank
33:22 Bairaq is now known as Brunius
34:39 <Mort-> In comp mode you sneak the rogue on stealth
34:56 <Mort-> Then you drop the caster gulp invis
34:58 <Ballig> stealth will unlikely give you concealment
35:02 <Mort-> While the party charges
35:10 <Ballig> will unlikely/is unlikely to
35:14 <Mort-> And you haul your arse out
35:25 <Mort-> However
35:32 <Mort-> You have a ranger with you
35:41 <Mort-> He shoots at whizzie
35:54 <Mort-> You magic missile whizzie
36:12 <Ballig> wizard has shield spell up
36:14 <Mort-> Bb whizzie because his hp sux
36:16 <Ballig> whoops
36:25 <Mort-> True that that
36:27 <Ballig> immune to your magic missiles :p
36:44 <Mort-> You can spellcraft him for auras
36:46 <Mort-> Can't you?
36:55 <Ballig> and by that stage, why not let the ranger just shoot it again the next round? while you focus on something more important
37:11 <Mort-> Wizards are important!
37:33 <Mort-> That lunatic nearly killed nodwik in the first scenario we played
37:52 <Mort-> Thank goodness for a nice well timed spray ^^
38:12 <Mort-> Bloody toot and his magic missiles
38:34 <Mort-> And at higher levels
38:38 <Mort-> It won't be pray
38:45 <Mort-> It won't be magic missiles
38:54 <Mort-> It will be fireballs
39:05 <Mort-> That's going to hurt big time
39:32 <Mort-> Casters can dish out the most dmg in the least amt of time
39:41 <Mort-> We are limited by our need to rest
39:43 <Mort-> They are not
39:50 <Mort-> They can throw everything at us
39:59 <Mort-> We need to save for other encounters
40:05 <Mekkis> they don't actually
40:22 <Mekkis> Bobbob outdamages a caster
40:37 <Mort-> What is bobbob?
40:40 <Ballig> cavalier
40:43 <Mekkis> Cavalier/Fighter
40:48 <Mort-> Ok
41:30 <Mort-> So what do you do if an enemy caster isn't too happy with you and stuns half the party with colour spray?
41:34 <Mort-> Haha
41:43 <Mort-> Ask that to everyone I've stunned 
41:47 <Ballig> I charge him
42:41 <Mort-> You might be stunned
42:46 <Ballig> I might not
42:49 <Mort-> Melees are so vulnerable
42:57 <Ballig> you can hypothesize all day
43:01 <Mort-> To colour spray ^^
43:04 <Mort-> True
43:10 <Ballig> colour spray can't make me unconscious
43:13 <Mort-> Its only one spray i get
43:17 <Mort-> Stunned?
43:28 <Mort-> Maybe later game
43:29 <Ballig> it can stun me for 1 round
43:33 <Mort-> Hold person is good too
43:37 <Mort-> Won't be enough
43:42 <Mort-> Ill get pwned
43:44 <Mekkis> hold person allows saves each round
43:50 <Mort-> I can't kill you in one round
44:03 <Mort-> Fighters have generally low will saves
44:06 <Ballig> also it's a medium range spell, not only melee people are susceptible to it
44:09 <Mort-> Easy to hold..
44:21 <Ballig> you can't kill me at all, PFS doesn't have pvp
44:29 <Mort-> Heh
44:34 <Mort-> When was it that someone
44:40 <Mort-> Killed someone
44:45 <Mort-> Over a horse? :p
45:16 <Mort-> But mage armor sounds cool
45:39 <Mort-> Problem is i prefer perma mage armor heh
45:40 <Ballig> I would kill you over my wolf, if it were allowed
45:41 <Avatar> did changing your faction always cost 3x character level
45:42 <Ballig> :p
45:44 <Mort-> Lol
45:48 <Avatar> for some reason I thought it was just 3 prestige 
45:51 <Mort-> I won't kill your wolf
46:00 <Mort-> I like dawgs
46:34 <Mort-> Are there any scenarios
46:47 <Mort-> Where you really need to drop enemies fast?
46:54 <Mort-> Because they are too dangerous?
47:04 <Mort-> Single target spells rule then?
47:22 <Mort-> That doll i was no holds barred
48:54 <Mort-> And i always wonder about a lack of rogue in party :p
49:06 <Mort-> One day going to get traps lol
49:31 <Mort-> If it hasn't happened already. Which I'm sure it already has though
49:34 <Ballig> generally you don't come across a LOT of traps in a scenario
49:37 <Mort-> Hm
49:38 <Ballig> but you can come across one or two
49:47 <Mort-> One or two shouldn't kill you
49:54 <Mort-> Hopefully
50:02 <Mort-> Anyone read temple hill
50:09 <Mort-> In the forgotten realms?
50:26 <Mort-> I sure as hell wouldn't enter that sewer without a rogue :p
51:00 * Mort- ponders over the idea of permanently wearing mithral chain
51:28 <Mort-> One good thing about that is it can't be dispelled
53:52 <Avatar> need a new scenario now
53:55 <Mort-> Ah that's a lot to think about though
53:57 <Mort-> Lol
54:31 <Mort-> Hm
54:42 * Mort- twitches her tail
55:01 <Mekkis> Shades of Ice III !
55:17 <Avatar> I want to play that one before GMing it as badly as you man
55:31 * Mort- looks out nervously for the ice witch
55:39 <Mort-> Bet she wants my arse
55:42 <Mekkis> maybe I will bite the bullet and DM it
55:44 <Avatar> <?mekkis
55:49 <Avatar> <?nightmare
55:50 <Mekkis> I've got a copy of it already
55:53 <Avatar> what's your PFS# again
55:53 <Mort-> I sure as heck
56:00 <Mekkis> 10339
56:02 <Avatar> not on your sheet
56:12 <Mort-> Don't want a whole bunch of tagalongs though
56:24 <Mort-> But i have to admit those gobbies were cute
56:28 <Mort-> Oh dear
56:48 <Mort-> And tasiv would make a great elementary school teacher
56:51 <Mort-> ^^
58:49 * Mort- looks at her wish list and groans
59:00 <Mort-> Muleback chords
59:16 <Mort-> Dungeoneering kit
59:25 <Mort-> Signal whistle
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