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00:00 <Loof> got about 4 eps
00:00 <Loof> i think
00:00 <faux> My school was too exxy
00:00 <amsy> we had "portables" at school
00:00 <amsy> they were fucker
00:00 <amsy> fucked
00:00 <Loof> gross
00:00 <amsy> so hot in summer
00:00 <Taco> we had cones at school
00:00 <Taco> I win
00:00 <faux> they were fucker
00:00 <Loof> no plumbing?
00:00 <amsy> 5her
00:00 <faux> Yeah we had air con in the demountables phew
00:00 <amsy> fjjshs
01:00 <faux> Lmao
01:00 <amsy> they were plumbed, just no cooling
01:00 <faux> In winter the teachers would put the fucking heat on and we'd melt 2 death 
01:00 <Loof> oh i thought you meant those things at the big day out
01:00 <TheRiddler> the school I went to was a year 1-10 school
01:00 <Loof> they suck
01:00 <faux> WEAR A JUMPER U CUM BUCKETS
01:00 <Taco> teachers feel the cold aye
01:00 <Maurice> We had no aircon back then, not sure it was invented
01:00 <faux> They're stupid
01:00 <Taco> they all smoke. Smoking limits the bloods ability to carry oxygen
01:00 <amsy> old bitch
01:00 <TheRiddler> with like 300 or so students or more
01:00 <Maurice> Now my kids bitch in summer if the air con isn't put on one day
01:00 <Taco> which means you feel the cold
01:00 <TheRiddler> maybe it was 500
02:00 <faux> Me 2 maurice lol
02:00 <Maurice> I do too now
02:00 <TheRiddler> they had to start adding demountables
02:00 <Maurice> Back then I was much tougher
02:00 <faux> Yeah I used to live at the beach
02:00 <faux> Walk to the pools in the heat
02:00 <Maurice> We had a pool at home so home time was ok
02:00 <Loof> suck a few cocks in the dunnies
02:00 <faux> Now I see sun creeping in and die
02:00 <amsy> omg
03:00 <TheRiddler> because the were in the middle of planning  a highschool for year 8-10
03:00 <TheRiddler> and 11
03:00 <Loof> yeah sun sucks
03:00 <Maurice> So does your mum
03:00 <faux> The other day was so sunny I needed sunnies to pee
03:00 <amsy> i was down at the lake near mine yesterday and theres leeches this year
03:00 <Maurice> You might need to drink more water..
03:00 <TheRiddler> so it got a bit crowded
03:00 <amsy> :'(
03:00 <amsy> not swimming there
03:00 <Loof> like homeless people?
03:00 <faux> Ew
03:00 <Loof> :P
04:00 <faux> Me Maurice?
04:00 <Maurice> Yeah if it's that bright when you pee
05:00 <Loof> p.e.n.i.s, p.e.n.i.s, p.e.n.i.s, and penis was his name-o
07:00 <Loof> drowsy, drowsier, drowsiest.. zzz.. hangover.. repeat
08:00 <faux> Wut
08:00 <faux> Oh u were being funny
08:00 <faux> I get it
09:00 <Loof> i get jokes
09:00 <faux> Wtf amsy
09:00 <Serenity> JOKES SUCK YOU BOTH SUCK. UR FKN DRD
09:00 <amsy> ?
09:00 <amsy> bzz
09:00 <faux> How are you so calm calm next to a bee
09:00 <faux> Lmao
10:00 <faux> Calm calm
10:00 <amsy> lmao theyre not mean
10:00 <faux> Why the FUCK does this phone do that
10:00 <Maurice> They fucking are
10:00 <amsy> its a bumblebee
10:00 <Loof> http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn16071-a-sting-a-day-keeps-the-allergy-away.html
10:00 <faux> She's just caj hanging out with it like it's normal
10:00 <faux> I would have jumped off the balcony 
10:00 <amsy> they are too fat for aerodynamics but it still flies
10:00 <Maurice> One stung me in the neck a couple of months ago
10:00 <faux> Me irl
11:00 <Maurice> Could feel my throat going funny
11:00 <Loof> they said that on the bees movie zac watches
11:00 <Serenity> I got stung by a bee twice. only fucking me
11:00 <Maurice> Lol
11:00 <Taco> mutant bees with dual stingers
12:00 <Loof> the more bee stings you have the less they hurt
12:00 <faux> I've been stung once was swimming and it was in my hair and I ran my hand through it 
12:00 <Loof> i've had plenty
12:00 <faux> And boop
12:00 <Loof> first sting is agony
12:00 <Maurice> Me and the middle kid puff up like balloons
12:00 <Taco> Loof, same about cunts stealing your lemons
12:00 <Maurice> Lemon stealing whores
12:00 <faux> Is that the pencil in nose one
12:00 <Maurice> Yah
12:00 <Maurice> Mr Squiggle
12:00 <faux> Ur kids are like Asians they all look the same
12:00 <Maurice> Lol
12:00 <Maurice> I can't see it personally
12:00 <Serenity> it flew in through the window while i was driving went down my back.. stung me and im like wtfff and rubbed by back om the seat.. the stinger came out then stung me again
12:00 <faux> When they're together I can see the diff
13:00 <amsy> these ones generally dont sting
13:00 <Maurice> But one of the relief teachers at school yesterday asked me about my twins
13:00 <faux>  But individual pics I'm like heh
13:00 <Maurice> Mind you, that pencil pic he was only 3
13:00 <faux> Ohh
13:00 <Taco> hmm nachos incoming :D
13:00 <amsy> they just look ridiculous going from flower to flower
13:00 <Maurice> Hes gonna be 9 soon >.<
13:00 <Taco> plus I'm drinking whiskey and inca kola
13:00 <Taco> ole!
13:00 <faux> Oldfarts
13:00 <Maurice> Bo will be 8 at the end of the year
13:00 <faux> Great 
13:00 <faux> What
13:00 <Maurice> It's about time you collected him
13:00 <faux> Wasn't he like 5 10 mins ago
14:00 <Maurice> He's year 2, same as Sezz's boy
14:00 <faux> Speaking of ant
14:00 <faux> The recent pic I saw he looks soooo diff
14:00 <faux> Like so grown up
14:00 <faux> Why is everyone growing it's weird
14:00 <Maurice> He's got the biggest smile in the world that kid
14:00 <Serenity> yeah he's changed heaps in the last 13 months
14:00 <Loof> are u drunk
14:00 <Serenity> 12**
14:00 <Maurice> Just because you stopped growing at 8
15:00 <Maurice> THE REST OF THE WORLD DOESN'T HAVE TO
15:00 <amsy> lol
15:00 <Serenity> he got hos report today
15:00 <Serenity> all As
15:00 <Maurice> My 2 got theirs last week, I have a meeting on friday with Bos teacher..
15:00 <Maurice> Story of my life with that kid
15:00 <Taco> A in hos? that's not how it works
15:00 <Serenity> good or bad
16:00 <Maurice> Bit of both, he tries hard he's just not good in some areas
16:00 <Maurice> Needs extra help
16:00 <Maurice> Just another reason why hes so much like his father..
16:00 <Serenity> bit like lil
16:00 <Serenity> she's. never going to be an academic
16:00 <Maurice> Thats why she has Cal
16:00 <Maurice> Der
16:00 <Serenity> she tries but its just not her thing
17:00 <Maurice> And thats why Bo has Ant
17:00 <Maurice> Yay gay marriage
17:00 <Serenity> hahaH
17:00 <Serenity> ants report said something like. Anthony has a passion for computers and his extensive knowledge of them makes him a valuable member of the classroom
18:00 <Serenity> rofl
18:00 <Loof> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t31.0-8/1913455_10152633904534858_4099667701412745439_o.jpg
18:00 <Taco> I'm in love with a sausage named chorizo
18:00 <Taco> ole!
18:00 <amsy> i got "easily distracted" on every report card i ever got
19:00 <Serenity> i always got talks too much
19:00 <Maurice> I got that too
19:00 <Maurice> 'Would do better if didn't talk so much'
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> nothing like being prepared for a holiday at 12am :/
19:00 <Loof> i was borderline expelled for fighting
19:00 <Serenity> lol
19:00 <Loof> ever day nearly i was in a fight
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, that doesn't surprise me
20:00 <Loof> people just hated me
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> because?
20:00 <Maurice> Ever think maybe you're the common factor
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:00 <faux> My PE teacher told my.mum she hates my voice ad wants to stick me in the back of the classroom in a cage
21:00 <faux> Mind you she sounds like a male pack a day smoker
21:00 <faux> So I sound like an angel compared to her
21:00 <faux> Stupid cunt
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah the huge majority of female PE teacher I had were like that
22:00 <amsy> hahaha
22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> they must have loved me for not brining my PE uniform...
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> pre-written lines…. fun times!
23:00 <Loof> wot
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i used to pre-write lines… I will remember to bring my PE uniform… like 100 times….
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> something like that…if i couldn't forge my mum's signature
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> or get her to write me a note…. 
24:00 <Loof> kate has her period - kates mum PS. it's real bad
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> Kate has her period for the 33rd week….
24:00 <amsy> lmao
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> YUS!
24:00 <faux> Lol
25:00 <faux> We had a pool at school .. With ducks in it
25:00 <amsy> ps its real bad :')
25:00 <Loof> and someone perioded in it?
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> we had a shitty oval and that's 'bout it
25:00 <faux> So we hated swimming in it cos there was duck shit sometimes 
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> but we did external sport…..
25:00 <faux> No ew
25:00 <amsy> lmao
25:00 <Loof> those ducks would last 5 minutes in springvale
26:00 <amsy> true loof
26:00 <faux> Our field connected to the shitty public school next door
26:00 <amsy> not even 5
26:00 <faux> And the guys would sit at the fence and watch 
26:00 <faux> Losers
26:00 <Loof> lol they'd be hanging in a shop before they even hit the water
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
26:00 <faux> An Indian chick from that school shot herself in the head with a bb gun
26:00 <faux> ..
26:00 <faux> Trying to kill herself
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> fail
27:00 <Loof> lol
27:00 <faux> Lmao
27:00 <faux> All the parents were ringing 
27:00 <Loof> failtality
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> she didn't die then?
27:00 <Loof> sif
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> just got a glass eye?
27:00 <Serenity> my higj school over looked the ocean
27:00 <faux> News helicopters 
27:00 <faux> It was weird
27:00 <Serenity> our pool was the beach gaha
27:00 <Loof> i've shot my brothers fat friend with one
27:00 <faux> No
27:00 <faux> She went hosp
27:00 <amsy> i can never picture what people would have been like at school
27:00 <Loof> it didn't even penetrate his fat
28:00 <faux> Lmaoooo
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck
28:00 <faux> Have u seen that pic
28:00 <Serenity> i shot shadowlurker in the knob with one
28:00 <faux> From 4chan
28:00 <faux> Of that fat guy with a gut and wounds in his stomach
28:00 <faux> And he says ask a guy who got shot 4 times anything 
28:00 <faux> And someone said
28:00 <faux> Is the baby ok
28:00 <faux> Lmao
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> foreplay?
28:00 <faux> Um 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
29:00 <Serenity> lol
29:00 <Taco> how did a school kid get their hands on a bb gun?
29:00 <Taco> they're a firearm that requires a gun license
29:00 <Serenity> lol 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> just like that taco
29:00 <Taco> no really they are
29:00 <faux> Shut up we get you know about guns
29:00 <faux> Idk how maybe she stole it
29:00 <Loof> i'm here to fuck somebody wife - long dick style ;)
29:00 <faux> I didn't interview her 
30:00 <Taco> its illegal for an under 18 to even own one
30:00 <Serenity> yes now
30:00 <Maurice> We're not talking about yesterday
30:00 <Maurice> faux hasn't been at school for at least 20 yrs
30:00 <Taco> since 97? when martin bryant did his run?
30:00 <faux>  10 u old cunt
30:00 <Maurice> Blow me
30:00 <Serenity> you can order every part to a bb gun legally on line
31:00 <Serenity> not that id know. 
31:00 <TheRiddler> you buy them from overseas taco
31:00 <Taco> actually no, its not legal
31:00 <Serenity> well yeah it is
31:00 <Taco> thats firearm smuggling, a serious offense
31:00 <Serenity> parts of
31:00 <Maurice> Oh shut the fuck up already
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> rolls eyes
31:00 <faux> Omg
31:00 <Serenity> is not illegal
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're a serious offence 
31:00 <faux> Wait
31:00 <faux> I just googled the article
31:00 <faux> It was a starter pistol 
31:00 <Maurice> Ready, set, BOOM
31:00 <faux> Not a bb gun
31:00 <faux> Lmaoo
31:00 <faux> My nad
31:00 <faux> Bad
31:00 <Loof> lol
31:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
31:00 <faux> Even worse
31:00 <Doodle> my nad
31:00 <faux> Lmaooooo
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> pix
32:00 <Loof> nads on the brain
32:00 <Serenity> heheh nad
32:00 <TheRiddler> so she hit herself on the head with a firing cap?
32:00 <faux> A 17-YEAR-old girl has shot herself with a starter pistol in the grounds of a Sydney school.
32:00 <faux> The girl suffered head wounds and is in a satisfactory condition in hospital.
32:00 <Serenity>   hahah
32:00 <Loof> her vagina was like that when we found her
32:00 <Serenity> satisfactory condition.
32:00 <Serenity> head still on.
33:00 <faux> A starter pistol, which has only one round and fires plastic caps, was located at the scene.
33:00 <faux> Insp Walsh said the incident was not being treated as suspicious.
33:00 <faux> Lmaoo
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
33:00 <Serenity> cap gun rofl
33:00 <TheRiddler> yeah they got no penetration power
33:00 <faux> "This school has a very good reputation but this definitely makes me very scared," she told reporters.
33:00 <faux> "We are all worried in there.
33:00 <faux> "It makes me feel terrified for my personal safety
33:00 <faux> Lol at good rep
33:00 <TheRiddler> .
34:00 <Serenity> her head would have been ringing
34:00 <faux> Terrified 4 me safety bro
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> terrified for my personal safety….
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes
34:00 <Serenity> lol
34:00 <Loof> i wonder if she pooed herself
34:00 <faux> Dun shoot me wiv ur plastic water gun
34:00 <faux> I'm terrifiedZ
34:00 <Serenity> loll
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, she probably went, doh
34:00 <Doodle> pew peww
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <Taco> thats pretty lame... a starter pistol
34:00 <Loof> everyone could have died ok
34:00 <Taco> I bet it hurt heaps
34:00 <Loof> show some compassion
35:00 <Loof> :P
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck that
35:00 <Doodle> cum passion
35:00 <Serenity> ehehehehehehehhr
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> aint nobody got time for that
35:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Sweet Brown - Ain't Nobody Got Time for That (Autotune Remix).mp3 (2.71MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 2:57)
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> yassssss
35:00 <Doodle> AH GAT BRANCHATIS
35:00 <Loof> said pieter when asked why he doesn't wipe his ass
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> LORD
35:00 <Doodle> EWW
36:00 <Doodle> oh caps
36:00 <Doodle> eww
36:00 <Taco> Serenity, https://www.police.nsw.gov.au/__data/assets/file/0006/244842/Customs_B709_Firearms_FACT_Sheet_2012.pdf
36:00 <Doodle> read it
36:00 <Taco> When is a B709 Police Confirmation not required?
36:00 <Doodle> in triplicate
36:00 <Serenity> u can link me whatevet u want lol
36:00 <faux> Oh god
36:00 <Taco> All prohibited firearms, except a category C type firearm for a primary
36:00 <Taco> producer, must make application to the Commonwealth Attorney General's
36:00 <Taco> Department.
36:00 <Serenity> iim talkinh about separate parts not a fucking gun
36:00 <Serenity> Jesus
37:00 <TheRiddler> they ship bb guns in parts
37:00 <Serenity> thank u
37:00 <Serenity> i know that for a fact lol
37:00 <Taco> a barrel is considered a firearm, not a part
37:00 <TheRiddler> no
37:00 <Serenity> omg
37:00 <Loof> i wanna make a potato canon and fill it with nails
37:00 <Taco> a firing mechanism is considered a firearm, not a part
37:00 <Serenity> rofl
37:00 <Loof> and shoot the back fence
37:00 <Serenity> ur wrong
37:00 <Doodle> fire it at my head pls Loof
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> someone shoot him and put him out of his misery 
37:00 <Doodle> no me
37:00 <TheRiddler> and you say you're a cop
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <Doodle> i'm a cop
38:00 <Loof> u idiot
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> a stripper cop?
38:00 <Loof> get to da chopper
38:00 <Serenity> strip 4 us
38:00 <Doodle> maybe
38:00 <Serenity> ooh
38:00 <Doodle> lol
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEW
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can leave your hat on
38:00 <Doodle> its a toupee thanks
38:00 <Loof> you can leave the condom on
38:00 <Serenity> .
38:00 <Doodle> its also a toupee
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lah de fuckin' dah
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> s
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> still a hat
38:00 <Serenity> kild it
38:00 <Loof> ikr
39:00 <Loof> sorry
39:00 <Loof> cmon i rarely fail
39:00 <Doodle> kinda_boringmale gets all the girls
39:00 <Taco> http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:koOhSsnVCVUJ:www.customs.gov.au/webdata/resources/files/ImportingFirearmPartsAccess_001.pdf+&cd=2&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us
39:00 <Doodle> with his wit
39:00 <Taco> Read the section that says "IMPORTING FIREARM PARTS"
39:00 <Doodle> and large genitals
39:00 <Taco> Then suck my dick
39:00 <kinda_boringmale> not really lol
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomits
39:00 <Doodle> lol
39:00 <Serenity> no i wont cause i have proof about 15ft away from me that ur wrong
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> aint nobody got time to suck dick
39:00 <Serenity> so shoosh
39:00 <Doodle> who lives in nsw
40:00 <amsy> me
40:00 <Doodle> ehehe
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, not me
40:00 <Taco> Customs only check about 3% of imports
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> i live in a cave
40:00 <Taco> Doesn't mean a crime has not been committed
40:00 <Serenity> i have customs stamps
40:00 <Serenity> shut up rofl
40:00 <Loof> cumcave
40:00 <Doodle> olawd
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah not THAT kinda cave
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum lives in a cumcave loof
40:00 <Loof> old news
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh speaking about weird things
40:00 <Serenity> your parcel has been checked by blah blah blah on blah blah blah stamp
41:00 <amsy> cumcave and cumvex
41:00 <Loof> lol
41:00 <Serenity> u guise r grous
41:00 <Doodle> lol i was thinking the same thing
41:00 <amsy> thanks
41:00 <Serenity> lol
41:00 <Doodle> cumvex lenses
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
41:00 <amsy> haha
41:00 <faux> I wish u lived in nsw bich
41:00 <Doodle> they would be all drippy
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> the stinger
41:00 <amsy> haha aw
41:00 <faux> :'(
42:00 <Doodle> amsy
42:00 <amsy> i wish you lived in my pocket :(
42:00 <Loof> cumsider this..
42:00 <Loof> cum
42:00 <Doodle> when you come back to aus we should hang out and take selfies and whatsapp them to faux to make her jealous
42:00 <Serenity> fauxy pocket
42:00 <faux> ME2
42:00 <amsy> roodle
42:00 <amsy> hahaha thats so mean
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> cum-hither 
42:00 <faux> U wish shed meet u before me u cunt
42:00 <Doodle> whoah
42:00 <Doodle> settle down
42:00 <faux> I'm settled
42:00 <Serenity> woah nelly
42:00 <Doodle> crikey
43:00 <Serenity> moses
43:00 <Doodle> i was only going to take her to hanging rock
43:00 <amsy> wahooie
43:00 <Loof> and show her his hanging rocks
43:00 <TheRiddler> I think bb guns fall under the look the other way thing with police
43:00 <Doodle> or tittybong
43:00 <faux> WHY DO U PEOPLE CHOOSE CERTAIN TIMES 2 TAKE ME SRSLY
43:00 <amsy> hahaha
43:00 <TheRiddler> unless it's part of a crime
43:00 <Doodle> FAUX
43:00 <Doodle> JUST CALM DOWN
43:00 <faux> I love how ash keeps talking about stuff 28 mins after the convo is over
43:00 <faux> Lmao
43:00 <faux> Makes me laugh so much 
43:00 <Serenity> rofll
43:00 <Loof> there's plenty of doodle to go around (apparently)
44:00 <Doodle> no
44:00 <Doodle> there isnt
44:00 <Taco> uhh, police don't look the other way with air guns sorry
44:00 <Taco> some of them look like more powerful weapons and have been used in armed robberies
44:00 <faux> Taco show us your badge
44:00 <Doodle> who gives a fuck
44:00 <Serenity> lol
44:00 <Serenity> the autism is high
44:00 <faux> And ur baton
44:00 <Taco> some replicas even require licensing for those reasons
44:00 <TheRiddler> I was googling it earlier
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
44:00 <Serenity> giz a look
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco NEXT
45:00 <TheRiddler> it's like porn
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> she has the fucking gun
45:00 <faux> shars ya dik
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT DUDE NEXT
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
45:00 <Loof> ok
45:00 <Loof> not
45:00 <amsy> next....
45:00 <Loof> never 
45:00 <Loof> ever
45:00 <Doodle> never?
45:00 <faux> ah whatever!
45:00 <TheRiddler> where they look the other way to ppl selling it unless it breaks a more serious law
45:00 <faux> *rolls eyes*
45:00 <Taco> well, owning an air gun illegally is a pretty stupid thing to do...
45:00 <Taco> $425,000 or 10 years imprisonment, or both
45:00 <faux> What about water guns 
45:00 <Doodle> so is ircing
45:00 <Doodle> without a condom
46:00 <Serenity> if i had a choice id rather shoot you with the spud gun
46:00 <amsy> currently providing music for the whole street
46:00 <Taco> I just hope its worth it
46:00 <Doodle> is it nana mouskouri
46:00 <faux> Can u provide me with b99ba
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol@doodle
46:00 <faux> And boobs
46:00 <Serenity> lol.its a bb gun calm down dudr
46:00 <TheRiddler> I knew alot of ppl who went to school had spud guns
47:00 <Serenity> im not gonna shoot up a cinema
47:00 <faux> lmao
47:00 <Doodle> i have a gun and if you dont all fuck up about guns i will shoot you
47:00 <Doodle> all of you
47:00 <Taco> Its still a crime
47:00 <Serenity> lollll
47:00 <faux> Ya mums a crime
47:00 <amsy> lol
47:00 <faux> Blarp
47:00 <faux> Snart
47:00 <Blarp> eeek
47:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11049606_10153528187563729_4350012034175053382_n.jpg?oh=fa46cbfebb9aeab466b510a2b01bb5ba&oe=561A7BC2&__gda__=1445880215_15aeec0a665f5a84e290fb12b0abf273
47:00 <Doodle> in me boot
47:00 <faux> Lmao
47:00 <Doodle> m8
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6yyqf-ZTQ
47:00 <TheRiddler> All combustion and pneumatic spud guns are considered firearms in every state. Any device capable of being aimed and discharging a projectile using a barrel, and that has the potential to cause injury to a person, is considered to be a weapon and requires licensing.
47:00 <TheRiddler> In the state of Victoria (Australia), pneumatic spud guns require a Category A firearms license, while combustion spud guns require a Category E firearms license.
47:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 08 - Crime Of The Century Views: 2,078 Uploader: Alexandre Pinto Uploaded: Jun 3, 2015 Duration: 5m35s Rating: 5.00
48:00 <amsy> Taul Blarp
48:00 <faux> Are they for your play station 
48:00 <Serenity> I have a license is googlefu
48:00 <Blarp> people are talking to me... this is very confusing.., someone might thing I'm a real person
48:00 <Doodle> who
48:00 <Doodle> no
48:00 <faux> u
48:00 <Doodle> theyre real
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> dr
48:00 <amsy> So Ny Play Station
48:00 <faux> Lmao
48:00 <Doodle> they go pew pew
48:00 <faux> stfu amsy
48:00 <Doodle> its not my car
49:00 <faux> snap ya
49:00 <Doodle> its some american
49:00 <amsy> lmaooooo
49:00 <Blarp> real people on the interwebs?
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
49:00 <Serenity> no
49:00 <Doodle> no
49:00 <Blarp> phew 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> figment of your imagination
49:00 <Loof> yawn
49:00 <faux> ilysA
49:00 <Blarp> thank goodness
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> computer mediated communication with bots
49:00 <faux> xoxo xoxxodpdoxoxo gosep gerl
49:00 <amsy> lmao
49:00 <amsy> dp
49:00 <Serenity> i miss Clarkson
49:00 <amsy> D:
49:00 <Doodle> where did he go
50:00 <Maurice> Fired
50:00 <faux> FP 4LYF
50:00 <Maurice> Tried to punch ShadowLurker
50:00 <Serenity> pauls playing with him
50:00 <Doodle> :(
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://hellogiggles.hellogiggles.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/11/fembot.jpg 
50:00 <faux> Have u spoken to FP
50:00 <Doodle> ooeehheheh
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> we all look like this
50:00 <TheRiddler> wink wink nudge nudge
50:00 <Doodle> i'm so hard now
50:00 <amsy> not really
50:00 <Doodle> no really
50:00 <faux> I havent
50:00 <faux> Since I left
50:00 <faux> Lol
50:00 <Maurice> I don't look like that but I have the same hair style
50:00 <faux> Awkiessss
50:00 <faux> Did you ever find the pic agaun 
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt
51:00 <amsy> no
51:00 <Doodle> i have the same outfit
51:00 <faux> Lolllll crying rn thinking about it
51:00 <Maurice> If we join forces, we could be a fembot
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> I got my hair did today
51:00 <faux> fllp. 
51:00 <Doodle> ok
51:00 <Maurice> And by forces, I mean genitals
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
51:00 <Doodle> yesssssssssss
51:00 <amsy> it was like.   .....pleuh
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm thinking blonde eventually
51:00 <faux> LOL
51:00 <Serenity> FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
51:00 <Doodle> whoah
51:00 <faux> pleuh is perfecf
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> and then my transformation to fembot will be complete
51:00 <amsy> lol
51:00 <Doodle> ur all tapd
52:00 <faux> That was bad
52:00 <faux> Who does thay
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm still listening to supertramp
52:00 <amsy> people that have no idea about life bb
52:00 <Taco> idiets
52:00 <faux> Didn't know amsy sang
52:00 <Taco> peace on u
52:00 <Doodle> oooooo
53:00 <amsy> hahaha get fucked
53:00 <faux> Lmao
53:00 <Serenity> lmao
53:00 <faux> Ilysm
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> die in a fire , taco :D <3
53:00 <Serenity> taco mad
53:00 <Serenity> its ok dudr relax
53:00 <Serenity> dude
53:00 <Doodle> tiger teasy m8
53:00 <Serenity> taygetessay
53:00 <faux> You're gonna miss me by my taco
53:00 <Doodle> wut
54:00 <Serenity> hahahahsh
54:00 <Serenity> cup
54:00 <Serenity> song
54:00 <Doodle> i never miss a taco
54:00 <Doodle> oh
54:00 <Serenity> she says you're gonna miss me by my talk oh
54:00 <faux> You're gonna miss me when I'm gooone
54:00 <Doodle> oic
54:00 <faux> I know lol
54:00 <Serenity> but it sounds like taco
54:00 <faux> Oh ur telling that guy
54:00 <Doodle> .
54:00 <faux> :D
54:00 <Serenity> yes rootle
54:00 <Serenity> um
54:00 <faux> lllĺollll
54:00 <Serenity> roodle
55:00 <Nacho> miss?
55:00 <Doodle> screw uz
55:00 <Nacho> hope my aim gets better
55:00 <faux> Dewdel
55:00 <Serenity> shroom
55:00 <faux> LET'S HEAR IT FOR NEW YORKKKKK
55:00 <Loof> god don't change your nick tardco
55:00 <Loof> your jokes are fail
55:00 <faux> CONCRETE JUNGLE WET DREAM TOMATOO
55:00 <Nacho> did you guys all munch down some shrooms or something?
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's tacoletta 
55:00 <Doodle> eehehehehe
55:00 <faux> Doodle wishes
55:00 <Doodle> ^_^
55:00 <faux> Lolllllllll
55:00 <amsy> hahahaha
55:00 <faux> datshroomlyf
56:00 <Doodle> werd
56:00 <Nacho> you know consumption of shrooms is a crime...
56:00 <Doodle> no it isnt
56:00 <Serenity> oh gof taco
56:00 <faux> Excuse me can I win teh award for best nicknames pls
56:00 <Doodle> i get them from the supermarket
56:00 <Serenity> no
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> how is eating mushrooms a crime?
56:00 <Nacho> native shrooms, not farmed shrooms
56:00 <faux> Ling wa, hagrid
56:00 <faux> Shroom
56:00 <Loof> lol
57:00 <faux> Nacho is a Google cop
57:00 <Loof> cunt i even started calling her that
57:00 <faux> Lmao
57:00 <faux> Suck ot
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ google cop
57:00 <faux> It
57:00 <Doodle> its not illegal to pick wild mushrooms and eat them in vic
57:00 <faux> Yay clarkson 
57:00 <Clarkson> I'm fucking covered in glitter.
57:00 <faux> Hot
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah we anna see yo' badge taco...
57:00 <faux> Pics clarkson 
57:00 <Clarkson> and he's fucking screaming as loud as he could
57:00 <Serenity> its not in wa either
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> wanna
57:00 <faux> Clarkson thoughts on amsy
57:00 <Clarkson> I woke up Monday sick as shit
57:00 <Nacho> Doodle, pretty sure it is. Controlled substance
57:00 <faux> Oh ok
57:00 <Serenity> rofl
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're pretty sure
57:00 <Doodle> mushrooms arent a controlled substance
57:00 <Serenity> Clarkson wb
57:00 <Clarkson> stoned off ya ass 24.7 on irc
58:00 <faux> lmao
58:00 <Serenity> hahaha
58:00 <faux> Ratchet
58:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahaha
58:00 <amsy> Clarkson Cunt
58:00 <Clarkson> pieter well dude i sdniffed amyl, took ghb and fucked a dildo brutally for at least 6 hours
58:00 <Serenity> not 24.7 god
58:00 <faux> Clarkson tell sez she sux
58:00 <Clarkson> awolf do you fucking have a brain ?
58:00 <Serenity> RATCHED LIFE
58:00 <amsy> lmao
58:00 <faux> Ratched
58:00 <faux> Clarkson do u luv me
58:00 <Clarkson> what a fucking gimp
58:00 <amsy> sezz go live your ratchet life
58:00 <faux> Wow
58:00 <faux> Wowweeeee
58:00 <ShadowLurker> i got more stuff to do but its too much for one night
58:00 <Doodle> thats what she said
58:00 <ShadowLurker> Clarkson you big cunt
58:00 <Clarkson> vilis taste like baby shit in a nappy
58:00 <amsy> fuck that made me laugh
58:00 <Serenity>  if a fb cover means youre ratchet..
59:00 <Nacho> shrooms are for idiets anyway
59:00 <Nacho> like weed
59:00 <faux> Clarkson how ratchet is sez
59:00 <Clarkson> posted a pic of her tits
59:00 <faux> Lmaooo
59:00 <Doodle> looooooooooool
59:00 <Nacho> just have organic baked beans
59:00 <amsy> like i was smirking while reading it all
59:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
59:00 <Serenity> taco no one mentioned drugs anyway lol
59:00 <Serenity> calm down
59:00 <Nacho> organic baked beans 4 lyf nigger
59:00 <faux> So very ratchet then clarkson?
59:00 <Clarkson> you wish faggot
59:00 <Clarkson> pull the shit here
59:00 <faux> Oh
59:00 <faux> :'(
59:00 <amsy> and then i read about sezzs ratchet life and i fucking died
59:00 <Doodle> i'm hungry now
59:00 <Maurice> Now you made Clarkson mad
59:00 <Clarkson> bullshit you're a pussy if you need them
59:00 <Maurice> Me too, can you heat me up potato bake please Doodle
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> macho libre - do you have a stunt cock?
00:00 <Maurice> Thanks in advance
00:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOOL fuck
00:00 <Doodle> can i just eat you
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> NACHO*
00:00 <Maurice> Even better
00:00 <Serenity> i dont even know if i know what ratchet means
00:00 <Doodle> swoit
00:00 <faux> Clarkson 
00:00 <Maurice> I'm already warmed up
00:00 <Clarkson> let's pay $20 to get in... then $100 on showbags which are full of crap and I will throw out the next week... then let's spend another $100 on the tacky rides... oh and let's go and smell the cow shit in the animal enclosure
00:00 <Nacho> did you know baked beans are mexican
00:00 <Doodle> rofl
00:00 <Maurice> Ratchet and Clank
00:00 <Serenity> picking wild baked beans is illegal u know
00:00 <Doodle> clearly referring to a madonna concert Clarkson
00:00 <Clarkson> the usual what an ugly cunt
00:00 <Maurice> Lol
00:00 <Maurice> He got that right
00:00 <faux> A wild baked bean appeared 
01:00 <ShadowLurker> might add a "whosaidthat" thing for the retorts
01:00 <faux> What's yhay
01:00 <Doodle> are you calling us retorts?
01:00 <faux> Thay
01:00 <faux> T
01:00 <Nacho> you know whats really nice
01:00 <Maurice> Yes you should
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> wild baked beans
01:00 <Nacho> scrambled egg, fried tomato and baked beans, on toast
01:00 <Serenity> illegal guns
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lolz
01:00 <Maurice> And illegal mushies
01:00 <Serenity> oh
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> wild baked beans…. 
01:00 <Doodle> rarrr
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> in cans, on trees
01:00 <Nacho> baked beans gone wild 4
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> strange fruit
02:00 <Maurice> Will they make you fart as much if theyre free range baked beans
02:00 <Doodle> stop talking about food
02:00 <faux> Eat a dick 
02:00 <Clarkson> the_mole sucks a vl commo owners dick
02:00 <Nacho> I bought heaps of bacon today Doodle 
02:00 <Doodle> I'LL FUCKING MURDER YOU
02:00 <faux> Loool
02:00 <Maurice> Lol
02:00 <Nacho> I'm thinking I'll feed it to mums dog, she loves it
02:00 <Doodle> ok
02:00 <Serenity> clarkie
02:00 <ShadowLurker> murder da bacon
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <Doodle> i dont like bacon much
02:00 <faux> Clarkson is me new fave ircer
02:00 <Clarkson> $250/hr for sex {LeE} u not chargin enough
02:00 <Serenity> looool
02:00 <amsy> doodle ill share my fridge full of strawberries with you if you share your mushroom
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> $250 an hour
02:00 <Doodle> looool
03:00 <Doodle> deal
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> quits job
03:00 <faux> wowweeeeee
03:00 <Serenity> rroflllllll
03:00 <faux> SS
03:00 <Loof> who made da bot?
03:00 <Serenity> DOFLLLLLDLS
03:00 <Serenity> S
03:00 <Serenity> NH
03:00 <Serenity> lol
03:00 <Doodle> whoah
03:00 <Doodle> sezz just had a stroke
03:00 <faux> R u broken 
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:00 <Maurice> Did it feel good
03:00 <Doodle> ehehe
03:00 <Serenity> yes rofl
03:00 <Serenity> its our bot loof
03:00 <Serenity> well "our"
03:00 <Nacho> I swear you've all been munching mushies
03:00 <Nacho> THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS
03:00 <Serenity> he wrote it lol
03:00 <faux> Ya mums mushie
03:00 <Serenity> ive been munching on dried guns
04:00 <Doodle> lol
04:00 <faux> Ew i grossed myself out
04:00 <Maurice> I've been munching on peanut and pretzel chocolate
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh noice
04:00 <Doodle> i've just been getting stoned
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've got just and iced water
04:00 <ShadowLurker> i had bb's for dinner
04:00 <Serenity> DRYGS R VAG
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <Serenity> er
04:00 <ShadowLurker> PEW PEW PEW
04:00 <Maurice> Doodle is a muslim woman who refused to marry the man her father chose
04:00 <Doodle> LOL
04:00 <amsy> :(
04:00 <Serenity> DRUGS R BAD
04:00 <Doodle> i am not
04:00 <Nacho> I just ate steak, then pizza, then nachos over about 3 hrs
04:00 <faux> ROFL amber
04:00 <Doodle> iyiyiyiy
04:00 <Nacho> still hungry but
04:00 <faux> I died
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> you have worms
04:00 <amsy> hahahahahahahahahaha
04:00 <Nacho> might go some ice cream
04:00 <faux> Lmaoooooo
05:00 <Serenity> i had nommy tea
05:00 <Loof> you're all talking shit (except doodle) are you all drunk?
05:00 <Clarkson> i still think Lumeah is a man pretending to be a woman to get cock pics off guys in here
05:00 <Nacho> or maybe an apple pie
05:00 <ShadowLurker> wermz mate
05:00 <Doodle> yes
05:00 <Doodle> oh
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <amsy> lol
05:00 <Maurice> Clarkson just described me
05:00 <faux> R u whipped
05:00 <Clarkson> my boobs are frozen
05:00 <Serenity> WARMS FER YER TERM
05:00 <ShadowLurker> he needs a ban
05:00 <Maurice> That was a Serenity line
05:00 <Doodle> i cant keep up
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> too funny
05:00 <faux> Yeah you're all shit I'm off 2 bed
05:00 <Serenity> how rude
05:00 <Maurice> Need popsticks, Doodle?
05:00 <Doodle> who
05:00 <amsy> NO
05:00 <Doodle> what
05:00 <faux> oh
05:00 <Doodle> wait
06:00 <Doodle> what
06:00 <Nacho> am I shit too?
06:00 <Nacho> plz?
06:00 <Maurice> TO KEEP IT UP
06:00 <faux> You're the shittest
06:00 <faux> Lol
06:00 <Maurice> God, you really are slow
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
06:00 <Serenity> lol
06:00 <Nacho> nigger!
06:00 <Doodle> oh
06:00 <Nacho> <3
06:00 <Doodle> god
06:00 <Doodle> lol
06:00 <faux> :-)
06:00 <Doodle> well i have been doing a lot of drugs lately
06:00 <faux> gross
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> ice?
06:00 <Serenity> hnnggfllegghhnn
06:00 <Doodle> and by lately i mean forever
06:00 <Maurice> Those bloody mushrooms
06:00 <Doodle> not ice fk off
06:00 <amsy> Doodle, is rooster a guard cat?
06:00 <Nacho> yea man, I've been injecting marijuanas all day long
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> in butter and bacon
06:00 <ShadowLurker> *08:19:02 AM* <Mew> i still think Lumeah is a man pretending to be a woman to get cock pics off guys in here
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmmm
06:00 <Nacho> about 6 marijuanas
06:00 <Doodle> amsy no he is shit
06:00 <amsy> lmao
06:00 <amsy> i love himmmmm
07:00 <Doodle> have him
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wonder if lumeah has obtained cock pics
07:00 <amsy> box him up
07:00 <amsy> post him
07:00 <Maurice> Thats about 4 people waiting on a Rooster delivery from Doodle
07:00 <Doodle> no probs
07:00 <Maurice> Also known as a... cock delivery
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <Doodle> 2 amsy c/ santa the north pole
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> he delivers!
07:00 <Maurice> Does he ever ;)
07:00 <Nacho> my wife says my moustache makes me look like a pedo
07:00 <Doodle> lol shut up
07:00 <amsy> yeah but cisco could legit be his next of kin
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're not even married nacho
07:00 <Nacho> I said to her its a good thing we don't have any kids
08:00 <Doodle> yes they are long lost brothers HAVE HIM
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> one week she was a bitch whore
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> next she is your wife
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> get your story straight dude
08:00 <Nacho> she's always a bitch whore
08:00 <Nacho> she's my fucking wife
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah yeah
08:00 <amsy> hehe you would cry without rooster
08:00 <amsy> we all know it
08:00 <Doodle> for about 5 mins
08:00 <Doodle> then i would get over it
08:00 <Doodle> and be FREE
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> then sank?
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> wank**
08:00 <Doodle> i could have nice things
08:00 <Doodle> yes and wank!
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:00 <Serenity>  OH MY GOODNESS
09:00 <Serenity> OH MY DAMN
09:00 <Doodle> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
09:00 <Doodle> omg
09:00 <Doodle> link me
09:00 <Serenity> hHhahaha
09:00 <Doodle> immediateltjyjjhgkh
09:00 <Chorizo> I have a pimple on my left nut
09:00 <Serenity> kk
09:00 <Chorizo> sux
09:00 <Doodle> thats your dick
09:00 <Doodle> OSNAP
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> coughs STI
09:00 <Chorizo> oh yea you're right
09:00 <Doodle> nuthn but net
09:00 <Doodle> etc
10:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcJFdCmN98s
10:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: OH MY DAYUM - NOW ON iTUNES !!! Views: 26,009,145 Uploader: schmoyoho Uploaded: Aug 15, 2012 Duration: 2m21s Rating: 4.93
10:00 <Serenity> rob
10:00 <Serenity> ^
10:00 <Doodle> YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
10:00 <Doodle> c u all in 10 hours
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
11:00 <Doodle> god now i really am hungry
11:00 <ShadowLurker> dayum dayum DAAAYYUUUUMMMMM
11:00 <Doodle> only maccas is open and they dont make food
11:00 <ShadowLurker> skiparinkydinkydink
11:00 <Chorizo> their coca cola glasses are quality though
11:00 <Chorizo> the happy meal toys aren't, but
11:00 <Doodle> already have some
11:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOK AT THE BACON
12:00 <ShadowLurker> DAAYYUUMMMM
12:00 <Chorizo> yeah I ate maccas every day for like 2 weeks because I can
12:00 <Chorizo> also the bitch wife broke most of our glasses
12:00 <Chorizo> but mostly I love the southwest blt
12:00 <Doodle> is she different from the bitch whore?
12:00 <Chorizo> nah same thing
12:00 <Doodle> oh right
12:00 <Chorizo> she is satan personified
13:00 <Doodle> i had one of those southwest blts once
13:00 <ShadowLurker> Doodle
13:00 <Doodle> they are pretty good
13:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg
13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Songify This - Winning - a Song by Charlie Sheen Views: 56,507,087 Uploader: schmoyoho Uploaded: Mar 8, 2011 Duration: 2m10s Rating: 4.89
13:00 <Doodle> for maccas
13:00 <Doodle> ShadowLurker:
13:00 <Chorizo> I like 'em
13:00 <Chorizo> but KFC is better
13:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Ephixa - Charlie Sheen Bi-Winning Dubstep.mp3 (4.68MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:06)
13:00 <Chorizo> next time I get KFC I'm getting a mountain dew with it, and bringing a flask of whiskey to mix with the mountain dew
14:00 <ShadowLurker> wurrwubbwurrwubb
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe you'll choke on a chicken bone….
14:00 <Doodle> ehe
14:00 <ShadowLurker> diz bone
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, he might choke on dat too
15:00 <ShadowLurker> nah he doesnt
15:00 <ShadowLurker> ;)
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> but he wants to!
15:00 <ShadowLurker> he couldnt choke on a bus
15:00 <Doodle> ohhhh
15:00 <Doodle> i get it
16:00 <Chorizo> maybe I'll terrify a chicken to death by snapping chicken bones
16:00 <Chorizo> while I ejaculate
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> or you'll just terrify the entire channel for being a weirdo
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods
17:00 <Chorizo> ejaculate is my new favourite word
17:00 <Chorizo> you add it to almost any sentence and it suddenly becomes creepy
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> because it's something new for you?
17:00 <Chorizo> and then I ejaculated
18:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeBiXBic3sE
18:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Best Beatboxer In The World Views: 14,012,245 Uploader: rpadriver Uploaded: Jan 25, 2008 Duration: 2m37s Rating: 4.72
18:00 <ShadowLurker> dis cunt
18:00 <Clarkson> no ones scared of you you little shit stain
18:00 <Doodle> lolol
18:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck you Clarkson
18:00 <Clarkson> u guys some some porn sites?
18:00 <Doodle> yes
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> www.doodle.com
18:00 <Doodle> .cum
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh noice
18:00 <Chorizo> Doodle simplifies scheduling
18:00 <Chorizo> The scheduling tool you'll actually use. Find a date for a meeting 2x faster!
18:00 <Chorizo> wot
19:00 <Doodle> ;)
19:00 <Doodle> 'scheduling'
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you pencil the ladies in doodle
19:00 <Doodle> hehehehe
19:00 <Doodle> no :(
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> aw
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> that beat boxer is annoying
22:00 <Chorizo> all beat boxers are annoying
22:00 <Chorizo> girls make out with them so they can shut them up
22:00 <Loof> if it wasn't for incestual daterape Taco's sister would never get laid
22:00 <ShadowLurker> what the actual fuck is wrong with loof this time
23:00 <Doodle> lol
23:00 <Chorizo> Loof, I'm head of an organised gang that steals your lemons on a daily basis
23:00 <Doodle> crikey
23:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL Chorizo
23:00 <Serenity> wwwwoww
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
24:00 <Chorizo> You guys don't even know the street prices for lemons these days
24:00 <Chorizo> Loof knows
24:00 <Serenity> i have a lemon tree
24:00 <ShadowLurker> 580 per lb
24:00 <Serenity> DOES THAT MAKE ME A DEALER?
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco are you like…. omnipresent ?
24:00 <ShadowLurker> makes you a grower
24:00 <Chorizo> Serenity, cultivator
24:00 <TheRiddler> so many ppl have lemon trees
24:00 <Serenity> FUCK
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> growers are the best!
24:00 <Serenity> im going to prison
25:00 <Chorizo> 25 to life
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> orange is the new black!
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> you'd love it!
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> chase chickens n' shit
25:00 <Chorizo> shuddup lezbo
25:00 <Clarkson> why is Picard such a pussy
25:00 <Serenity> no kate lemons not oranges
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohhh
25:00 <Loof> yes be serious
26:00 <Clarkson> Up the ass? No cock big enough to penetrate my ass thru my large ass cheeks
26:00 <Serenity> picards  not even here Clarkson
26:00 <Clarkson> now its fuckin cold
26:00 <TheRiddler> his fat warms the room
26:00 <Chorizo> Picard went crazy when he discovered he has no hair and that he's sleeping with a 12 year old
26:00 <Serenity> yeah cause his butt isnt warming up the room Clarkson
26:00 <Clarkson> he reckons he has some bitches car
26:00 <TheRiddler> jynx sezz
26:00 <TheRiddler> :p
26:00 <Serenity> haja
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot wot
27:00 <Loof> i'm sure Clarkson would agree, the problem with society is we get hated for being real, and loved for being fake
27:00 <Clarkson> ahh yes, you lucky bastard
27:00 <Loof> see
27:00 <Chorizo> Loof, I'm not being fake about the lemon heists from your front yard. Sometimes I leave them on the footpath so you notice.
27:00 <Serenity> clarkson would say anything for the right price
27:00 <Clarkson> livin in hell
27:00 <British^Meat> i think Clarkson would agree that youre a paranoid nutcase Loof
27:00 <Clarkson> [06:19:51] nothing against the cunt, butnshe unmarrief whore
28:00 <Serenity> wow
28:00 <Serenity> rofl
28:00 <Serenity> calm down clarky
29:00 <Chorizo> Loof, be sure not to recover any you find on the ground. I always make sure I urinate on every single one
29:00 <Chorizo> But when I run out of urine, I ejaculate on the rest
30:00 <Serenity> wot
30:00 <Serenity> clarky
30:00 <Clarkson> can somebody please ban this cunt
30:00 <ShadowLurker> spoofed lemons
31:00 <ShadowLurker> jees Clarkson bit rough
31:00 <Clarkson> shoulda said "scuse me, u mean that poop i put in your sock?!"
31:00 <Serenity> wot did u call me clarkson
31:00 <Clarkson> fuk loff  cunt u just made me watch 3 minutes of the st kilda schoolgirl youtube video where she takes calls the whole time
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> <3 clarkson!
33:00 <Clarkson> fucking smug bitches
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> #totes
35:00 <Chorizo> Clarkson, are you gay because I also want your penis?
35:00 <Clarkson> youll die without your foreskin
36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
36:00 <TheRiddler> pwned
37:00 <ShadowLurker> clarky rules
37:00 <Clarkson> a healthy person wouldn't drink that shit
37:00 <ShadowLurker> but i would clarkson
37:00 <Clarkson> ur a nice cunt
37:00 <ShadowLurker> too right i am
38:00 <Loof> Taco how would you rate the very first cum sandwich your brother made for you?
38:00 <Clarkson> stig, i work it off with all the sex i have
38:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
39:00 <Serenity> its loof clarky not stig
39:00 <Clarkson> Bastardly_One that's what people say she was onlly a lesbian in the dlc
39:00 <Serenity> im serenity clarkson
39:00 <Clarkson> where are the tits
39:00 <Serenity> rofl.
39:00 <ShadowLurker> looooooool
39:00 <ShadowLurker> clarky knows
39:00 <Clarkson> Labor has like the liberals done jack shit for this country for a long time except make it worse
40:00 <Blarp> lately Labour has voted with the Lib/Nats rather than against them
41:00 <ShadowLurker> umm
42:00 <nate> clark rubber!!!
42:00 <Loof> cock rubber
43:00 <Blarp> ^ that escalated quickly
43:00 <osmosis> OK
43:00 <osmosis> IJ
43:00 <osmosis> o
43:00 <osmosis> ok
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure my bag is over 20kgs :|
44:00 <Loof> so is my ballbag
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> so NOT repacking it AGAIN
44:00 <bushwix> lol Loof
44:00 <osmosis> where are you going katatonic_kate01
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> away
45:00 <Loof> oh look a stalker
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i've got a fan club and all
45:00 <Loof> u do it to yourself u do
46:00 <Loof> and that's what really hurts
46:00 <osmosis> do you still make youtube vids katatonic_kate01?
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> all the time
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> usually about 3 - 5 vids a week
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> you'll have to stalk that out
46:00 <Loof> was more before chaturbate
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> mostly
46:00 <Blarp> katatonic_kate01 helium ballons ;)
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> um yeah ;)
47:00 <Loof> kate now makes $10 per ping pong ball on chaturbate
47:00 <Loof> $100 for a rockmelon
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> how about ask yo' wife
47:00 <Loof> das racist
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
48:00 <bushwix> she's going to byron bay if you must know Loof
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you want the hotel i'm staying at too?
48:00 <bushwix> no doubt she will be posting from there too, when meant to be holidaying
48:00 <Loof> lol
48:00 <Loof> creeper
48:00 <Loof> somebody call da cops
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> yah
53:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> that net issue has suddenly fixed itself
53:00 <Bastardly_One> weird
53:00 <Loof> get lego jurassic world :P
01:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to start witcher 3 again
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lost where I'm up to 
13:00 <Loof> ah fuck
14:00 <Loof> i'm getting mortal kombat x for ps4 next
14:00 <Loof> anyway lego jurassic park time
53:00 <Serenity> good morning Clarkson
53:00 <Clarkson> just scan my shit lady and let me go
53:00 <Serenity> well how rude
54:00 <Skirmish> Who is this bushwix character and why are they ranting about some nonsense in my pm window? 
55:00 <StrykingX> I was just trying to find out that myself 
55:00 <StrykingX> Lol 
55:00 <Skirmish> It's like having trent from punchy on a bender trying to chat with you. 
55:00 <StrykingX> It's from cats - prolly one of kunivas plebs
56:00 <Skirmish> lol the guy that got rejected by Lee. What a loser. 
56:00 <StrykingX> Hahahah
56:00 <StrykingX> Lee rejected Joel? 
04:00 <gs69azza> who is lee?
14:00 <Skirmish> Lee is a simple houso woman who pumps out kids for anyone that smiles at her. 
17:00 <Serenity> its plivent you dorks
17:00 <Serenity> why are you all so terrible at finding out who people are
22:00 <ShadowLurker> plivent hit the ice again
27:00 <gs69azza>  Retention reason : Awaiting presentation to customs commissioner
27:00 <gs69azza> shiiiiit
27:00 <gs69azza> time for a new po box
29:00 <Osskkaarr> Clarkson lets rub our peenies together.
29:00 <Clarkson> to have gay sex
30:00 <Osskkaarr> Clarkson yes.. to have gay sex.. we rub our peenies together like faggots yeah.
30:00 <Clarkson> Kittens to kill Kittens to kill cut em up and bleed the fucks dry! Kittens to kill and time to die!
30:00 <gs69azza> meth only once
31:00 <Osskkaarr> I heard Pieter OD'd on the tram on hoddle street
31:00 <gs69azza> pieter used to ask me all kinds of questions about blood thinning
31:00 <faux> You're a weirdo for having him on ur fb
32:00 <faux> I'd rather drink a gallon of cum through a straw
32:00 <Clarkson> it's for having lulz, brah, stop taking shit srs
32:00 <faux> LOL
32:00 <gs69azza> lol
32:00 <faux> Clarkson has been making perfect sense it rocks
32:00 <Clarkson> ONE! men will screw anything.
32:00 <faux> Don't ruin it clarkson u cunt
32:00 <Clarkson> is mattbiguy the only gay in the village??
32:00 <gs69azza> I blocked him after he wrote some bullshit about being fat but ripped and doing pushups only as a workout
33:00 <faux> Lmao
33:00 <Skirmish> [10:17] <@Serenity> why are you all so terrible at finding out who people are <-- Because we don't care who it is? 
33:00 <faux> The only thing he pushes up is a needle into his arm
33:00 <gs69azza> i freaked out doing IV
33:00 <gs69azza> i don't know how people do it
33:00 <gs69azza> I was gonna start doing gh IV
34:00 <gs69azza> fuck being a junkie, they have balls
34:00 <gs69azza> I get all tingly
34:00 <faux> Hot
34:00 <gs69azza> lol
34:00 <faux> Love me some tingles
34:00 <ShadowLurker> no theyre desensitised junkies
34:00 <gs69azza> I'll give you some tingles
34:00 <faux> hot
34:00 <ShadowLurker> no balls at all
34:00 <Serenity> but you do care lol you ask every time
34:00 <gs69azza> seriously, I swabbed like 45 times
34:00 <gs69azza> but couldn't do it
34:00 <Osskkaarr> Skirmish, You do cdare who it is.. otherwise you wouldn;'t whinging abouit tin the channel that someone msged you with shit.. you want to know who it is so you can use your small brain to think of something to use on them.
35:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
35:00 <gs69azza> i even get squirmish getting a blood test
35:00 <gs69azza> yet I'll do like 1000 intramuscular shots 
35:00 <gs69azza> ]just something about the vein doesn't seem right
36:00 <Skirmish> I'm pretty sure I don't care since all they type to me is gibberish. 
36:00 <Osskkaarr> oh shit! Skirmish did a /whois and KNOWS who it is.. but knows fuck all.
36:00 <ShadowLurker> none of it is "right"
36:00 <gs69azza> yeah you're correct
36:00 <gs69azza> I still have my days where I have to get my mrs to do it
36:00 <gs69azza> work up a sweat and shit lol
36:00 <Clarkson> What's worse than a having sex with a dead baby? 
36:00 <gs69azza> Clarkson: not having sex with a dead baby
36:00 <Clarkson> ok fuck it i'm getting my drank on
37:00 <gs69azza> of course you are, dranking from teh c0ck
37:00 <Clarkson> I enjoy it ... obsessing over story lines and crap is boring to me 
37:00 <faux> Lolll
37:00 <faux> Fuck
37:00 <gs69azza> you're just more to the point yeah?
37:00 <gs69azza> the AI of this bot is pretty good
37:00 <gs69azza> I'm impressed
37:00 <faux> I thought it was just coincidence 
37:00 <faux> But then again idk shit about thay shit
38:00 <gs69azza> it's probably on some loop, you're right
38:00 <gs69azza> I'm just assuming it's AI
38:00 <faux> Like are quotes random??
39:00 <faux> Cos if it's like Daniel it's set off by either swear words or its nick 
39:00 <faux> And just spits out a random quote
39:00 <faux> That's how I understood it
39:00 <Serenity> its not on a loop
39:00 <Serenity> it triggers a random response from a database of Melbourne lines
39:00 <Serenity> paul wrote it
39:00 <gs69azza> loop as in for loop
39:00 <faux> Ah so it is random
39:00 <faux> Kewl
40:00 <gs69azza> this weather is random
40:00 <faux> Pretty funny how it makes so much sense so often 
40:00 <faux> How windy s it
40:00 <gs69azza> I swear it's snowing nearby
40:00 <faux> It's freezing 
40:00 <gs69azza> it's fucked.
40:00 <gs69azza> i couldn't feel my face on the walk to work
40:00 <faux> I like it
40:00 <Serenity> over 100k lines to chose from
40:00 <Serenity> 116k
40:00 <faux> I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE WHEN I'M WITH U
40:00 <faux> BUT I LOVE IT
41:00 <gs69azza> lol
41:00 <gs69azza> BUTT
41:00 <faux> pics
41:00 <Osskkaarr> Gotta be an eggdrop or something more basic if $nick does whatever .msg $chan $read(bullshit.txt)
41:00 <gs69azza> I'm still waiting for yours
41:00 <faux> Never will I ever
41:00 <gs69azza> aware
41:00 <faux> lmao
41:00 <gs69azza> it's cold
41:00 <gs69azza> hold me
41:00 <faux> K
42:00 <Serenity> its an eggdrop that ShadowLurker wrote a daniel script for Osskkaarr
42:00 <gs69azza> I'm going to straithfield for lunch
42:00 <Serenity> thats why it was like JEggdrop for ages
42:00 <faux> Y 4
42:00 <Serenity> and people were still talking to it
42:00 <gs69azza> having lunch with a mates gf as it's her bday
42:00 <Osskkaarr> ohh I see
42:00 <faux> Nice
42:00 <gs69azza> but not sure if I should go
42:00 <faux> Is your mate gonna be there
42:00 <faux> Lol
42:00 <Serenity> want i want a nice lunch
42:00 <gs69azza> nah
42:00 <gs69azza> he won't
42:00 <Serenity> uh
42:00 <Serenity> -want
42:00 <faux> Well that's weird
42:00 <Serenity> ^
43:00 <gs69azza> it's even more weird because I hooked up with her, then got with michelle and so my mate took over
43:00 <gs69azza> and now they're in a relationship
43:00 <Serenity> you people are strange
43:00 <faux> Why do u make such weird choices
43:00 <faux> Idgi
43:00 <faux> Like if u had a solid friendship it wouldn't be weird but because u hooked up and palmed her off to your mate its weird 
43:00 <faux> Lol
44:00 <Serenity> that'd be like me takin g my friends bf to lunch.. its weird
44:00 <faux> lollll
44:00 <Serenity> we're friends but its weird
44:00 <gs69azza> yeah I'm friends with her
44:00 <gs69azza> she's the one that makes it weird though
44:00 <gs69azza> so iunno
44:00 <faux> Then why go
44:00 <Serenity> NO the whole thing is weird
44:00 <Serenity> rofl
44:00 <gs69azza> she asked me to
44:00 <gs69azza> and I feel rude to say no
44:00 <Serenity> srsly tho
44:00 <Serenity> odd
45:00 <faux> I hate some girls 
45:00 <gs69azza> it's rather odd
45:00 <Serenity> no wonder you're all always getting cheated on or cheating on.. or being broken up with cause people are jealous rofl
45:00 <faux> Guys top
45:00 <faux> Top
45:00 <faux> Too
45:00 <gs69azza> but if I don't go, I will feel like a cunt
45:00 <faux> They don't know boundaries
45:00 <faux> Just say you have to work
45:00 <faux> How will she know
45:00 <Serenity> im gonna ask some mates how theyd feel if i asked their bfs to lunch without them
45:00 <faux> Lollll
45:00 <faux> Wristy under the table
46:00 <gs69azza> lol
46:00 <faux> Wristy 4 some chard 
46:00 <Serenity> look im just being polite ok!
46:00 <Serenity> lolll
46:00 <faux> Mm it bought some chard yesti
46:00 <gs69azza> nah like she's cool and all
46:00 <faux> I*
46:00 <gs69azza> but it's just weird
46:00 <faux> Why isn't your mate goint
46:00 <gs69azza> and if I don't go, I'll feel bad
46:00 <gs69azza> because he is in wollongong
46:00 <faux> Oh
46:00 <gs69azza> yeah
46:00 <gs69azza> she works 1 town over
47:00 <ShadowLurker> looool @ talking to clarky
47:00 <Clarkson> if I didn't think you wanted to fuck me we could be friends.
47:00 <faux> Did ur gf move 2 syd with u
47:00 <gs69azza> yep
47:00 <ShadowLurker> so we arent friends Clarkson
47:00 <faux> Cute
47:00 <Clarkson> shit fuckin job
47:00 <Serenity> rofl Clarkson
47:00 <Clarkson> that shit is crazy
47:00 <ShadowLurker> well fuck you
47:00 <gs69azza> we've lived together for like a year
47:00 <faux> Gross
47:00 <faux> I never wanna live w a boy
47:00 <gs69azza> I haven't cheated btw... going back to what you said
47:00 <faux> Good
47:00 <Serenity> not yet
47:00 <Serenity> lol
47:00 <faux> Lol
47:00 <gs69azza> I would have already
47:00 <gs69azza> lol
48:00 <gs69azza> I'm not going to
48:00 <faux> Is this the longest you've beeb
48:00 <faux> Without cheating 
48:00 <Serenity> ive lost count of how many gfs youve cheated on.. or mates have cheated on.. or their gfs have cheated.. or wanted to
48:00 <gs69azza> I could have fucked 2 porn stars last week
48:00 <gs69azza> :|
48:00 <Serenity> i wasnt actually saying you have
48:00 <gs69azza> I haven't cheated on anyone
48:00 <Serenity> you liar!
48:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOL
48:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.facebook.com/anabolicminds/videos/852144451534033/
48:00 <faux> How's that mate who's fucked over 100 chicks
48:00 <gs69azza> I banged other girls when on a break
48:00 <gs69azza> that's it
48:00 <ShadowLurker> how to pick up a chick at a gym
48:00 <gs69azza> todd?
48:00 <faux> Does he have an STD yet
48:00 <Serenity> oh right you're ross
48:00 <gs69azza> he's lost count
49:00 <gs69azza> not that I know of
49:00 <faux> Lmao ross
49:00 <gs69azza> he came up in convo yesterday actually
49:00 <faux> WE WERE ON A BREAK
49:00 <gs69azza> I was telling my boss how I did mother and daughter in consecutive nights in bali
49:00 <faux> Is he the one I thought was cute until I found out he sticks it in anything with a heartbeat 
49:00 <gs69azza> lol probs
49:00 <gs69azza> have a look on my fb
49:00 <faux> Effort
50:00 <faux> U have another cute mate
50:00 <faux> I was like hng
50:00 <gs69azza> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10888959_10153466282735362_3276617281723185785_n.jpg?oh=20d4d250cb3f4c880ea802639509a0c0&oe=56350E92&__gda__=1444067821_fec233d6985664dc9b47c9e19bfe6b01
50:00 <faux> The others all look like they swallowed 400 bowling balls
50:00 <gs69azza> I have good looking mates
50:00 <gs69azza> almost every chick I know hnnng's over Dan's brother
51:00 <faux> Ew is that him
51:00 <faux> Def the one I was thinking of
51:00 <faux> The other one was smaller and gayer looking
51:00 <Serenity> fucking hell I cannot wait until this beard thing is over
51:00 <faux> Lolllll
51:00 <gs69azza> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/1609887_10203903360775497_2968678923937585369_n.jpg?oh=d41b3070e1998923299b56b6eb73d914&oe=562C9011
51:00 <gs69azza> I can't wait for this beard thing to be over too
51:00 <gs69azza> left faux 
52:00 <gs69azza> and yes that was todd, he looked a lot younger last time
52:00 <Skirmish> What's with everyone growing these square beards. 
52:00 <gs69azza> iunno
52:00 <faux> He's ok
52:00 <gs69azza> it's annoying
52:00 <gs69azza> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/994902_10151858362575362_238554855_n.jpg?oh=f2a70ab1322e6df05475c09a0b7d5a1e&oe=561D0139&__gda__=1445102998_5107ce54c1cda69ae3214efd2583bd94
52:00 <Serenity> its the most povo trend ever
53:00 <Skirmish> All these guys thinking they are staunch because they have a beard. 
53:00 <gs69azza> that's todd without beard
53:00 <faux> But there's another one
53:00 <Serenity> it doesnt cost anything and you look homeless
53:00 <Serenity> fuck off already
53:00 <gs69azza> iunno
53:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
53:00 <gs69azza> i used to get a haircut every week
53:00 <faux> Yesssss
53:00 <faux> That's him
53:00 <gs69azza> yes, that's todd.
53:00 <gs69azza> he has a beard now
53:00 <ShadowLurker> unless you use those homo beard oils
53:00 <faux> Yuck
53:00 <Serenity> my gay mate sells them
53:00 <Skirmish> Is faux getting a moisty? 
53:00 <Serenity> hes making a fortune
53:00 <Serenity> even is stocked in europe and US now
53:00 <ShadowLurker> cash in
54:00 <Serenity> makes them all himself n shit
54:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE5uCw7y7g4
54:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 10. If You've Only Got a Moustache - A Million Ways To Die In The West Soundtrack Views: 718,104 Uploader: WestBrave Uploaded: Jun 1, 2014 Duration: 1m32s Rating: 4.90
54:00 <gs69azza> iunno
55:00 <gs69azza> I'm trying to go the limitless styler
55:00 <gs69azza> -r
55:00 <ShadowLurker> claky should grow a beard
55:00 <Skirmish> How about cunts just be themselves and stop copying other people. 
55:00 <ShadowLurker> clarky
55:00 <Clarkson> i fucking hate paying tax
55:00 <gs69azza> http://media.salon.com/2011/03/bradley_cooper_in_limitless.jpg
56:00 <Serenity> well we know no ones copying your shoes Skirmish
56:00 <ShadowLurker> so ppl should copy ppl that dont copy ppl
56:00 <Serenity> :P
56:00 <ShadowLurker> (y)
56:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahaha dem shooz
56:00 <Skirmish> I didn't end up buying them relax fuckers. 
56:00 <ShadowLurker> it's the thought that counts
56:00 <Skirmish> They were great though. 
56:00 <ShadowLurker> giggedy giggedy goooo
57:00 <Serenity> heheh
57:00 <Serenity> im so damn hungry
57:00 <Serenity> cbf
57:00 <gs69azza> same
57:00 <ShadowLurker> me too
57:00 <gs69azza> I took 40mcg of t3
57:00 <ShadowLurker> but not for food
57:00 <ShadowLurker> ;)
57:00 <gs69azza> 40mcg is too much
57:00 <Serenity> good lord
57:00 <ShadowLurker> so why take it
57:00 <ShadowLurker> geez fuck
57:00 <Serenity> turbo is sitting between me and the keyboard
57:00 <ShadowLurker> "i took drugs ut i took too many LOOOOL"
57:00 <Serenity> im laying down on a cushion
57:00 <gs69azza> it's the hormone you thryroid produces
57:00 <Serenity> hes a big cunt
57:00 <Clarkson> did you get some of pieter's shit on your knob during your anal sex adventure?
58:00 <Serenity> LOL
58:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahaha
58:00 <gs69azza> so controls your metabolism
58:00 <gs69azza> I used to go up to 50mcg of the asian stuff
58:00 <gs69azza> I got a script for it now
58:00 <ShadowLurker> why are you still talking about it
58:00 <gs69azza> 40mcg pharma is intense
58:00 <gs69azza> iunno I'm bored
58:00 <ShadowLurker> inject more marijuana
58:00 <gs69azza> trying to come up with a reason to tell Christina I can't come for lunch
59:00 <Serenity> there is a cat foot in my throat
59:00 <gs69azza> lol
59:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Wut
59:00 <ShadowLurker> kicking you in the throat
59:00 <gs69azza> weed is for sleeping
59:00 <Serenity> yes kicking me lol
59:00 <Serenity> not actually in my throat hahaha
59:00 <ShadowLurker> i should do more coding
59:00 <ShadowLurker> cbf working
59:00 <ashleighxtrinity> So not shoved deep in your mouth. Glad we cleared that up
59:00 <Serenity> hahaha ashleighxtrinity
59:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I was confused
59:00 <ShadowLurker> make clarky even more lolarious
59:00 <Clarkson> steph was fucking insane
00:00 <Serenity> Clarkson keeps throwing out tit quotes when he talks about me its weird
00:00 <ShadowLurker> def insanE Clarkson
00:00 <Clarkson> he could have commentated porn :(
00:00 <Clarkson> back ... you want to hear the fake boobs story or not?
00:00 <ShadowLurker> loool
00:00 <Serenity> ....
00:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I do
00:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Is it illustrated?
00:00 <Skirmish> You said [10:58] <@Serenity> im laying down on a cushion and I straight away thought http://images.arcadja.com/biard_francois_auguste-odalisque_fanned_by_her_slaves~OM90b300~10687_20091208_8december2009_182.jpg
00:00 <Serenity> rofl
00:00 <ShadowLurker> clarkson show the boobs
00:00 <Clarkson> u need to go masturbate
01:00 <Serenity> LOL
01:00 <ShadowLurker> i do thats why i need boobs Clarkson
01:00 <Clarkson> I guess he realises he can't make ambient and is shit ... so keeps doing that as testpilot
01:00 <ShadowLurker> oh right
01:00 <bushwix> hahahaha gs69azza is Adonis LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
01:00 <Serenity> wow
01:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off pliv
01:00 <ShadowLurker> you slow cunt
01:00 <Serenity> tell bushwix how shit he is Clarkson
01:00 <Clarkson> we dont like gay footballers
01:00 <bushwix> hahaha go lose some weight ShadowLurker, adonis might be able to help you
01:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
02:00 <gs69azza> he wants to meet me at straithfield
02:00 <ShadowLurker> pliv mate i seen you the other day
02:00 <bushwix> good to see you both online once again doing nothing with your lives
02:00 <Serenity> im not sure he plays footy clarky
02:00 <Clarkson> god ur full of shit beehhh
02:00 <ShadowLurker> coulda punche you in the head outside iga
02:00 <bushwix> ShadowLurker u live in opposite side of australia 
02:00 <Serenity> like people who abuse a dozen people till the early hours of the morning hey bushwix
02:00 <ShadowLurker> wouldnt have been a fair fight youd lose in one hit
02:00 <bushwix> early hours of morning?
02:00 <Skirmish> 'you live in opposite side....'
02:00 <Skirmish> Learn english. 
02:00 <Serenity> yes you abusing people in their pms at 2am
03:00 <bushwix> Skirmish learn to be a real father
03:00 <Osskkaarr> bushwix == http://i.imgur.com/DmT6Q0I.jpg
03:00 <bushwix> Serenity thats right
03:00 <bushwix> 2am
03:00 <ShadowLurker> pliv put down the crackpipe
03:00 <Serenity> yep
03:00 <bushwix> its now 11am
03:00 <gs69azza> is that him?
03:00 <gs69azza> LOL
03:00 <Serenity> im not talking about right now
03:00 <gs69azza> LOOOOOOOOOOOL
03:00 <Osskkaarr> bushwix == http://i.imgur.com/ckdyHf8.jpg
03:00 <Serenity> ffs how slow are you
03:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Lol
03:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahahahahaha
03:00 <gs69azza> holy shit
03:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Looks stressed about something
03:00 <ShadowLurker> lol Osskkaarr
03:00 <Serenity> LOL is that him??
03:00 <Skirmish> Looks like he'd be great mates with Shads. 
03:00 <gs69azza> the cunt would cry if he saw me
03:00 <Serenity> and hes calling people fat rofl
03:00 <bushwix> adonis i seen u
03:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl
03:00 <bushwix> ur a roid muncher
03:00 <gs69azza> my dick is wider than his neck
03:00 <Clarkson> why the fuck would you bother cooking for your housemate
04:00 <Serenity> hahahahah
04:00 <Serenity> its true
04:00 <gs69azza> LOL
04:00 <Serenity> ive seen it
04:00 <Serenity> god damn
04:00 <bushwix> Serenity me fat lol?
04:00 <bushwix> 68kgs is fat?
04:00 <Serenity> i didnt say you were fat
04:00 <ShadowLurker> when they build jettys they call in gs69azza to drive the pylons in
04:00 <bushwix> <@Serenity> and hes calling people fat rofl
04:00 <Serenity> i said you called people fat. you have no right with that head buddy
04:00 <bushwix> lollllllll
05:00 <bushwix> both u and ur bastard partner are both obese
05:00 <bushwix> chronic
05:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Wb mew
05:00 <Serenity> and?
05:00 <gs69azza> 68kg
05:00 <bushwix> and you think 68kg is fat?
05:00 <gs69azza> lol
05:00 <bushwix> LOL
05:00 <ShadowLurker> id rather obese than a junky
05:00 <gs69azza> I curl more than you weigh with 1 hand
05:00 <bushwix> ShadowLurker learn to spell
05:00 <Serenity> id put on 100 kilos if it meant i didnt have to look like that
05:00 <Serenity> roflll
05:00 <Osskkaarr> He says shit.. that has no effect but keeps using it.
05:00 <bushwix> also im no pieter
05:00 <ShadowLurker> wow did he just tell me to lrn to spell
05:00 <bushwix> adonis ur a roid  muncher i dont care how much u curl
05:00 <Serenity> LRN TAH SPEEL
05:00 <ashleighxtrinity> As the saying goes 'i can lose weight but youll always be ugly'
05:00 <bushwix> ur just a depressed drug fucked wog
06:00 <Serenity> this guy is a goose
06:00 <Serenity> im going to make food
06:00 <gs69azza> LOL
06:00 <gs69azza> depressed?
06:00 <gs69azza> I love my life
06:00 <bushwix> go make food
06:00 <ShadowLurker> def too much ice for you pliv
06:00 <Osskkaarr> haha!
06:00 <bushwix> ShadowLurker the last time I smoked ice was in 2008
06:00 <Osskkaarr> MaKe Some FoOd Y0!
06:00 <ShadowLurker> liar
06:00 <bushwix> you really need to get some real material
06:00 <gs69azza> I actually feel like I'm god.
06:00 <ShadowLurker> i dont need to
06:00 <gs69azza> tren is a wonderful drug
06:00 <ShadowLurker> once junky always junky
06:00 <bushwix> you do because when you try speak its just rubbish
06:00 <bushwix> junkie ShadowLurker
07:00 <bushwix> still cannot spell it
07:00 <Serenity> says the guy with the worst insults ive ever read
07:00 <Serenity> UR FAT
07:00 <bushwix> never been addicted to drugs in my life
07:00 <Serenity> UR DEPRESSED
07:00 <ShadowLurker> right
07:00 <Serenity> U HAV MUSSELLS
07:00 <bushwix> Serenity you are fat though
07:00 <Serenity> no shiut bushwix
07:00 <bushwix> and so is ShadowLurker
07:00 <Serenity> why are you telling us things we already know
07:00 <ShadowLurker> whats ur point
07:00 <Serenity> its weird
07:00 <bushwix> and adonis suffers mental issues to want to compete with other men for body image
07:00 <bushwix> by doing more damage to his organs than a loser like pieter has
07:00 <Serenity> no matter whats 'wrong' with us. we'll never be you and thats perfect
07:00 <ShadowLurker> thing is pliv we can lose weight, youre always gonna have that chewed minty head of yours
07:00 <bushwix> lol
08:00 <bushwix> I dont need to lose weight
08:00 <gs69azza> I'm actually more healthy than most 26 yos
08:00 <bushwix> thing is you do
08:00 <Serenity> no one saying you need to lose weight
08:00 <gs69azza> blood tests to prove it
08:00 <bushwix> and could do with a job too
08:00 <Serenity> you look like a dropped pie
08:00 <ShadowLurker> ^
08:00 <bushwix> some formal education
08:00 <Skirmish> Sounds like bushwix has a severe case of the jellies. 
08:00 <Serenity> hes at work right now rofl
08:00 <bushwix> Serenity thats all you say
08:00 <Osskkaarr> CheWeD miNtY hEaD
08:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
08:00 <gs69azza> I have 2 jobs
08:00 <bushwix> sure he is
08:00 <bushwix> not you adonis
08:00 <Serenity> lol!!
08:00 <ShadowLurker> get a job
08:00 <bushwix> i know you work
08:00 <bushwix> Serenity hows uni going?
08:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Face like a crashed pug?
08:00 <Serenity> i love how they convince themselves their stories are real
08:00 <Serenity> its so cute
08:00 <bushwix> the stories are real
08:00 <ShadowLurker> right
08:00 <Serenity> uni is fantastic
09:00 <bushwix> you have no job ShadowLurker
09:00 <Serenity> oh damn ShadowLurker
09:00 <ShadowLurker> oh right
09:00 <Serenity> where do you go then
09:00 <bushwix> just like you also do not Serenity
09:00 <gs69azza> I say whatever on here
09:00 <bushwix> as does your mate Osskkaarr
09:00 <bushwix> Element
09:00 <gs69azza> people don't know if I'm joking or not
09:00 <bushwix> David Alexander Pollock
09:00 <Serenity> we know who Osskkaarr is
09:00 <Serenity> oh dear
09:00 <ShadowLurker> so i get 3500/fn for the dole
09:00 <Osskkaarr> lol
09:00 <Serenity> look at that
09:00 <bushwix> Mrs Poh and Chuckys son
09:00 <ShadowLurker> winning
09:00 <Skirmish> 'I say it on the interwebs, therefore it must be true' said bushwix as he fought back the tears. 
09:00 <Serenity> INB4 UNBAN ME OR I POST PIX OF UR KIDS LIKE A PEDO
09:00 <ShadowLurker> hes mad
10:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Lol
10:00 <gs69azza> I only make 500 less fn :(
10:00 <gs69azza> I need to go on the dole
10:00 <gs69azza> lol
10:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Now he's talking in #sydney
10:00 <Skirmish> That sounds like a sweet deal. I am moving to WA and going on the dole! 
10:00 <Osskkaarr> Isnt that what slinky does.. threats to post ya kids pictures because of a ban?
10:00 <ShadowLurker> pretty much
11:00 <gs69azza> I'm in sydney like right now
11:00 <faux> Uhhhhhh I feel itchy  I went to get teh mail and walked through a spider Web :'( 
11:00 <gs69azza> he saw I was going to strathfield
11:00 <faux> Woduc8fiekndksspxc
11:00 <gs69azza> I said to meet at the station
11:00 <gs69azza> and he asked for my number.
11:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl
11:00 <ShadowLurker> *09:10:12 AM* *** bushwix ([email protected]) has joined. «14 people»
11:00 <ShadowLurker> *09:10:17 AM* <bushwix> Serenity time for the pics ;)
11:00 <ShadowLurker> *09:10:33 AM* <bushwix> perfect day we have amongst us
11:00 <gs69azza> who asks for another dudes number?
11:00 <faux> Meet him aaron
11:00 <Serenity> [9:10am] <bushwix> Serenity time for the pics ;)
11:00 <Serenity> [9:10am] <bushwix> perfect day we have amongst us
11:00 <Serenity> LOLLL
11:00 <Serenity> oh
11:00 <faux> Snap his little neck
11:00 <Serenity> didnt see that
11:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
12:00 <ShadowLurker> faux have u seen his neck, just look at him n his head falls off
12:00 <faux> Yeah he took those pics for me and mew
12:00 <faux> Lol
12:00 <Skirmish> The way he licked that VB bottle would have got mandyjane randy as. 
12:00 <faux> He was clearly off his head
12:00 <Skirmish> Maybe if he hooks up with her he would have less time for irc. 
12:00 <gs69azza> so that's actually him?
12:00 <gs69azza> lololol
13:00 <faux> Yah
13:00 <StrykingX> Oh.. That's right
13:00 <Osskkaarr> yes
13:00 <faux> I took screen shots of his ok cupid profile too
13:00 <Serenity> loll
13:00 <Serenity> he has nooo right to be giving anyone shit
13:00 <faux> He's a little faggot
13:00 <Clarkson> ya will go through the same exact shit
13:00 <Serenity> hes currently threatening me
13:00 <Serenity> about my kids rofl
13:00 <Serenity> weak
13:00 <faux> Sad
14:00 <faux> Just ignore him 
14:00 <Serenity> i am lol
14:00 <StrykingX> Where's he live? 
14:00 <Osskkaarr> Hang
14:00 <Serenity> [09:12] <bushwix> you are nothing but gutless fat fuck, cant even speak in PM... im giving you one last chance or that's it
14:00 <faux> He says north shore
14:00 <faux> Lol
14:00 <faux> Who knows
14:00 <faux> Oh piss off
14:00 <Serenity> [09:14] <bushwix> time for the pics
14:00 <Serenity> [09:14] <bushwix> ;)
14:00 <Serenity> lollll
14:00 <faux> Pretty sure you've posted pics of your own kids in here
15:00 <Serenity> i have
15:00 <faux> What does he think you're scared of
15:00 <Serenity> loads of times
15:00 <faux> Idgi
15:00 <Serenity> all it says to me is hes a pedo
15:00 <faux> So sad
15:00 <Serenity> for hording pics of young kids that arent his
15:00 <StrykingX> Threat of the yr then
15:00 <Serenity> my babies are beautiful lol
15:00 <Serenity> what a coinky dink
16:00 <ShadowLurker> heh
16:00 <Serenity> its far too early for this nonsense he must have been sharding all night
16:00 <faux> FUCK
16:00 <faux> The big hole of the salt was open 
16:00 <faux> Put too much on me egg
16:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Woops
16:00 <ShadowLurker> BOOSH salt
17:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Rinse it off
17:00 <ShadowLurker> swash it off
17:00 <faux> Lucky it's boiled
17:00 <faux> I can wash it off
17:00 <ShadowLurker> SWASH
17:00 <Serenity> oh nooo lol
17:00 <faux> Phew
17:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Shwashs
17:00 <Serenity> i did that with pepper the other day
17:00 <Serenity> bad
17:00 <faux> Lmao
17:00 <faux> Swash
17:00 <ShadowLurker> give it a blow
17:00 <ShadowLurker> BLOW ON THE EGGS
17:00 <Serenity> blo on ur eggs
17:00 <faux> No u
17:00 <ShadowLurker> plz
17:00 <faux> Don't be gross u guise
17:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker if you're not at work where are you
17:00 <ShadowLurker> in ur anus
17:00 <faux> Suck ing dick for cheeseburgers 
17:00 <Clarkson> fuck that name just makes me want to have sex
17:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Bunking off
17:00 <faux> Lmaoo
18:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
18:00 <StrykingX> Watching fauz blow on her egg
18:00 <StrykingX> Faux too
18:00 <faux> Speaking of eggs 
18:00 <ShadowLurker> on the corner peddling ice
18:00 <faux> My ovaries feel a bit better today 
18:00 <ShadowLurker> finished dying
18:00 <faux> Slowed down
18:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I didnt know ovaries could feel?
19:00 <faux> Bleeding at 2.3km today 
19:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
19:00 <faux> Instead of 15
19:00 <Serenity> ovaries feel badly
19:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Brutal
19:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Take the pill
19:00 <Serenity> was it day 1 yesterday faux?
19:00 <faux> I was scared to cough in case I splattered the wall
19:00 <Serenity> thats my worst day
19:00 <faux> No Sunday 
19:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Day 1 is ground zerp
19:00 <Serenity> oh damn
19:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Zero
19:00 <faux> But cos they were late this time I get them bad
19:00 <ShadowLurker> oh god the mental images
19:00 <Serenity> day one is like.. death
19:00 <faux> Yeah day one is usually most uncomfortable for me
20:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Its when im at my most vicious
20:00 <ShadowLurker> death is the 3 days before that
20:00 <faux> But when they're irregular they come bad
20:00 <Serenity> im pretty sure id bleed less if i got shot'
20:00 <faux> Seriously dad rang me 
20:00 <faux> And I was crying 
20:00 <Serenity> death for u maybe ShadowLurker lol
20:00 <faux> He's like what's wrong
20:00 <ShadowLurker> where im eyeballing her every move in case theres a weapon involved
20:00 <faux> "I ran out of soda water"
20:00 <faux> He's like ...
20:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Lol
20:00 <Serenity> LOL @ both of you
20:00 <Skirmish> Do women that chat together on the internet sync their periods? 
20:00 <Skirmish> Could be a good thesis. 
20:00 <faux> Then he goes to me
20:00 <faux> Check your account
21:00 <faux> I check and there's 100bux
21:00 <Serenity> maurice and I did for a while Skirmish
21:00 <faux> I'm like wtf
21:00 <Serenity> it was super odd
21:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Awwwh :)
21:00 <ashleighxtrinity> That's super nice
21:00 <faux> He's like buy as much soda water as u Want just stop crying
21:00 <ShadowLurker> 100 skins worth of soda water NOWWWWW
21:00 <faux> Lmao
21:00 <faux> My dad rocks
21:00 <ShadowLurker> best
21:00 <faux> Then it cried more
21:00 <faux> Cos he was nice
21:00 <faux> ...
21:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Now ur making me cry!
21:00 <faux> So emotional 
21:00 <faux> Hahaha
21:00 <faux> Soz
21:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Np im good
21:00 <Serenity> get a soda stream ffs
22:00 <ShadowLurker> Clarkson these chicks are all crying
22:00 <Clarkson> so no late fee shit wotevs ahahaha
22:00 <ashleighxtrinity> They taste weird
22:00 <faux> What is that
22:00 <Serenity> wot..
22:00 <ShadowLurker> make ur own soda water
22:00 <faux> Simba was telling me has a soda machine I'm like what is this magic
22:00 <Serenity> the soda stream mixes taste shit ashleighxtrinity
22:00 <faux> He's yet to take a pic for me
22:00 <Serenity> i use cordial
22:00 <Serenity> how do you not know what a soda stream is
23:00 <ShadowLurker> water in bottle, psshh pssshhttttt, fizzy water
23:00 <Serenity> you were born here right.. not on pluto or something
23:00 <faux> Stop being a condescending cunt and tell me what it is
23:00 <Clarkson> then set her up with a nazi
23:00 <ShadowLurker> I DID
23:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I wonder if you can make piss fizzy
23:00 <Serenity> https://www.sodastream.com.au/
23:00 <faux> Oh
23:00 <ashleighxtrinity> In a soda stream
23:00 <ShadowLurker> do not fizz milk tho
23:00 <ShadowLurker> DO NOT
23:00 <Serenity> or flat coke
23:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Why not?
24:00 <Serenity> BSHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOM
24:00 <ShadowLurker> just dont
24:00 <ShadowLurker> ^
24:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I fizz flat coke all the time
24:00 <ShadowLurker> fluffy link errywhere
24:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I save up all the bottles i didnt finish
24:00 <ShadowLurker> milk*
24:00 <ShadowLurker> LINK?
24:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Lol ShadowLurker
24:00 <ShadowLurker> its fucked to clean
24:00 <ShadowLurker> and stinks
24:00 <Serenity> we need a new bottle
24:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
24:00 <ShadowLurker> get an exchange at big dubs
25:00 <Serenity> that lemon shit would be nice in it
25:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck yeh
25:00 <faux> How much is it the site isn't loading 
25:00 <ShadowLurker> fizzy peach tea
25:00 <ashleighxtrinity> The pub squash flavouring is decent
25:00 <ShadowLurker> you can get a system with a bottl for about 60
25:00 <ashleighxtrinity> If u can find it
25:00 <Serenity> new one costs about $60? for the machine the bottle
25:00 <ShadowLurker> if i recall correct
25:00 <Serenity> fuck off ShadowLurker
25:00 <Serenity> ffs
25:00 <faux> But soda water is like 75c a bottle 
25:00 <Clarkson> <mittens> i got car bunkles on me asshole
25:00 <ShadowLurker> oh fuck me
25:00 <Serenity> but you have infinite soda water fresh when you want it..
26:00 <ashleighxtrinity> What is a car bunkle
26:00 <ShadowLurker> refill gas thing is like 20
26:00 <Serenity> not even lol
26:00 <faux> How much do u get out of it
26:00 <Serenity> $11
26:00 <ShadowLurker> there u go
26:00 <Serenity> like 100 bottles or some shit
26:00 <ShadowLurker> u get loads
26:00 <Serenity> then you get a new gas bottle
26:00 <Serenity> or you swap the opne you have
26:00 <faux> So what's 100 x 75c
26:00 <faux> 75$?
26:00 <ShadowLurker> yh
26:00 <faux> Same shit
26:00 <faux> Lol
26:00 <Serenity> ITS INFINITE YOU CUNT
26:00 <ShadowLurker> 60 is one off
26:00 <Serenity> its not a throw away machine rofl
27:00 <faux> lol
27:00 <Serenity> swap your gas bottle for a new one and make 100 more
27:00 <Serenity> and soft drinks
27:00 <faux> Idk seems pointless 2 me
27:00 <Serenity> lol
27:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o
27:00 <faux> I don't drink soft drinks
27:00 <Serenity> ur pointlez
27:00 <faux> Sugar 
27:00 <faux> Ehehehe lez
27:00 <ShadowLurker> get sugar free cordial
27:00 <faux> I miss her haven't seen her in a few days
28:00 <faux> Fizzy cordial woah
28:00 <ShadowLurker> yess
28:00 <Serenity> rofl. i love how sheltered you are
28:00 <Serenity> its fucking cute
28:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
28:00 <faux> Lol piss off
28:00 <Serenity> mum used to make us cordial with coda water.. i fucking hated it
28:00 <faux> It's a gadget it's not like u asked me what earth is
28:00 <Serenity> its only a 'gadget' thats about 50 years old lol
29:00 <faux> Shut your type hole
29:00 <Serenity> oh 1903
29:00 <Serenity> wow
29:00 <faux> Lool
29:00 <Serenity> as if they had them back then rofl
29:00 <faux> When doodle was born
30:00 <Serenity> hahaha
30:00 <Serenity> he got one for his first birthday
30:00 <faux> Rofll
30:00 <Doodle> .
30:00 <Serenity> HI DOODS
30:00 <Serenity> 1920
30:00 <faux> Oh hey
30:00 <Serenity> Adding Flavour to the Fizz
30:00 <Serenity> The first flavoured Cherry Soda hits the market! SodaStream introduces its first flavoured concentrates Cherry and Sarsaparilla.
30:00 <Serenity> sarsaparilla tastes like dencorub
30:00 <faux> Hey doc
30:00 <doctor> hey faux
30:00 <Doodle> i have a cat on my arm so i can only type one handed
31:00 <faux> How's it it going 
31:00 <faux> -it
31:00 <ShadowLurker> sure its a cat
31:00 <doctor> I'm alright, yourself?
31:00 <faux> Pretty good ty
31:00 <Serenity> i want to go to sushi train
31:00 <doctor> cool:)
31:00 <Serenity> and eat myself to death
31:00 <faux> Any fun dreams lately :D
31:00 <doctor> not really, just gorey ones:(
32:00 <faux> Oh bugger
33:00 <Serenity> this is a thing on the menu at sushi train
33:00 <Doodle> ok he bit me so he got thrown off
33:00 <Serenity> "COCK A DOODLE"
33:00 <Doodle> teehehehe
33:00 <doctor> yeah, i looked it up and it said i could stomach more than i think
33:00 <Serenity> 3 pieces of chicken karaage and chips with a mayonnaise
33:00 <Serenity> dipping sauce
33:00 <faux> The dream?
33:00 <doctor> yeah
33:00 <Doodle> ew mayo
34:00 <Doodle> vom
34:00 <Serenity> its kewpie
34:00 <faux> Oh yeah
34:00 <Serenity> yumm
34:00 <Doodle> gag
34:00 <Serenity> as if not like mayo
34:00 <Serenity> whats wrong with you
34:00 <Doodle> i hate mayo
34:00 <Doodle> its foul
34:00 <faux> My last dream was a big sex fest
34:00 <StrykingX> He's drom Ballarat 
34:00 <StrykingX> It's to be expected 
34:00 <ShadowLurker> reminds him of poodlemans last visit
34:00 <faux> drom
34:00 <Serenity> ewwwwww
34:00 <faux> Loolololol
34:00 <Doodle> :/
34:00 <Serenity> i cant remember the last time i had a dream
35:00 <faux> Poodlemayo
35:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
35:00 <Doodle> i dont dream cos i smoke weed
35:00 <Doodle> its gr8
35:00 <Serenity> maybe thats why im not dreaming lately =/
35:00 <Doodle> maybe
35:00 <ShadowLurker> I HAVE A DREAM
35:00 <faux> I dreamt simba and I boned and then we watched xm and amelia bone 
35:00 <faux> And then amsy and couleurs boned
35:00 <faux> Was so weird
35:00 <Doodle> lol
35:00 <Doodle> ok
35:00 <Serenity> poor amsy
35:00 <Doodle> also
35:00 <Serenity> why does she get the dud
36:00 <StrykingX> Irc orgy drean
36:00 <faux> Shed love it
36:00 <Doodle> all dreams are weird thats why theyre dreams
36:00 <ShadowLurker> i woulda woken upo and cut my wrists
36:00 <faux> No they're not
36:00 <faux> Not all my dreams are weird
36:00 <faux> Why paul
36:00 <Serenity> have you seen the things rob watches on youtube
36:00 <StrykingX> My dreams arw usually violent endings 
36:00 <Doodle> ehehe
36:00 <faux> Yeah and then you paste him something half normal and he's like WOT DA FUX IS DIS
37:00 <Serenity> hahah
37:00 <StrykingX> After seeing a recent photo of picard.. I can no longer taunt doodle
37:00 <ShadowLurker> if im dreaming of other irc ppl rooting
37:00 <Serenity> ITS NOT A WOMAN RUNNING DOWN THE STREET WITH TOAST AND A SINGING ONION
37:00 <ShadowLurker> im too far gone for therapy
37:00 <StrykingX> I'd feel too bad 
37:00 <faux> Lmaoo
37:00 <Serenity> i dream of irc people sometimes even ones i dont know what they look like
37:00 <Serenity> its always strange
37:00 <faux> Lol I'm not that crazy  gosh
37:00 <ShadowLurker> in fact if im dreaming of irc
37:00 <Serenity> watch it
37:00 <faux> It's prob cos I logged off and went to sleep 
38:00 <Doodle> dont make fun of my youtube history
38:00 <Doodle> :(
38:00 <Serenity> yeah it only happens if i go form here to bed
38:00 <Serenity> and sleep right away
38:00 <faux> Yeah
38:00 <faux> So smd Paul u cumlord
38:00 <Doodle> i have never dreamt of irc in 20 years
38:00 <Serenity> mostly its just banging Doodle but sometimes its not
38:00 <Doodle> lolol
38:00 <Serenity> you just said you dont dream
38:00 <Serenity> shh
38:00 <faux> I've never dreamt of that 
39:00 <faux> Just his dad
39:00 <Doodle> i havent smoked weed for 20 years straight
39:00 <faux> Brb pee
39:00 <Serenity> just dong right
39:00 <Serenity> heheheuahuah
39:00 <Serenity> i had two bits of toast and im still hungry :(
39:00 <Serenity> this is what happens when i dont have a proper dinner
40:00 <Doodle> http://content.toptenhen.com/47c4fb47-14df-4857-ab1b-7b91fdd01b6a_174554.jpg
40:00 <Doodle> me irl
41:00 <StrykingX> Smaller than I expected 
42:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/graduate.fasttrack/videos/843982675660945/
42:00 <Serenity> this made me giggle
45:00 <faux> sez are you good at find decent torrents 
45:00 <faux> I've been looking for s3 and 4 of mob wives
45:00 <faux> And idk which t dl lol
46:00 <faux> I don't wanna waste me time downloading rubbish
46:00 <faux> Help pls 
46:00 <Serenity> umm gimme a min
46:00 <Serenity> ill have a look
46:00 <ShadowLurker> decent torrent in her pants
46:00 <StrykingX> Get one with a high seed count
47:00 <Serenity> Torrenting 101 with StrykingX
47:00 <ShadowLurker> norly
47:00 <faux> Doesn't have t be super good quality either 
47:00 <faux> I'm not fussy
47:00 <faux> As long as I can see their faces lol
47:00 <StrykingX> What's wrong with pixels
48:00 <faux> Lol
48:00 <Serenity> https://kat.cr/mob-wives-season-4-complete-season-hdtv-megajoey-t9128174.html
48:00 <faux> Ty
48:00 <faux> Is there  s3
48:00 <Serenity> trying to find it
49:00 <Serenity> theres s5
49:00 <Serenity> lol
49:00 <Skirmish> *gasp* Under the dome season 3 is out!
49:00 <Skirmish> That show annoys me so fucking bad but for some reason I want to watch it. 
49:00 <Clarkson> vanessa is a sexy name
50:00 <Serenity> under the dome is dumb most cause its a completely different sotry line to the book
50:00 <faux> Oh is there
50:00 <faux> Link to 5 too pls lol
51:00 <Serenity> https://thepiratebay.la/torrent/8610686/Mob_Wives_Season_3
51:00 <Serenity> https://kat.cr/mob-wives-season-5-complete-season-hdtv-megajoey-t10390576.html
54:00 <faux> Yay
54:00 <faux> Tyvm
54:00 <Serenity> np
54:00 <faux> I usually stream but this site has  bad links
55:00 <faux> I tried 2 other sites and they're horrible to
55:00 <faux> Too
01:00 <Serenity> i might dl them now
01:00 <faux> Watching sense8
01:00 <faux> It's new 
01:00 <faux> Apparently it's good
02:00 <Serenity> netflix keeps asking me if i want to watch that
03:00 <faux> spoke to my tutor this morning who wants to use a video I made for my assignment as an examplar 
03:00 <faux> :D :D
03:00 <Serenity> oooo nice!
10:00 <osmosis> faux do you like the spread it like its penis butter song?
10:00 <osmosis> I thought you mgiht
10:00 <faux> Whay
10:00 <faux> Fuckkk
10:00 <faux> What**
12:00 <osmosis> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DaInuaZz08
12:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Galantis - Peanut Butter Jelly [Official Audio] Views: 2,864,601 Uploader: Galantis Uploaded: Apr 20, 2015 Duration: 3m32s Rating: 4.87
15:00 <faux> Loll
15:00 <faux> This is so gay yet so catchy 
15:00 <faux> Now it's gonna be stuck in my head all day 
16:00 <StrykingX> Hahahaha
16:00 <StrykingX> Enjoy that
18:00 <Serenity> i have absolutely no motivation to do anything
18:00 <Serenity> ugh this blows
19:00 <StrykingX> It's like that today
20:00 <Serenity> its been building all week. just hnngg
29:00 <faux> What do you have to do
30:00 <ShadowLurker> me
30:00 <ShadowLurker> \o/
32:00 <Serenity> ive got a bunch of washing to do. floors. dinner, theres still boxes to unpack
32:00 <Serenity> i dont want to do any of it
33:00 <faux> Put the washing in and chill 
33:00 <faux> Still early for dinner
34:00 <faux> Then have some lunch and do floors
34:00 <faux> Then chill lol
34:00 <faux> It's what I do when I cbf
34:00 <faux> One at a time
37:00 <Serenity> i kinda wanna make pumpkin soup
37:00 <Serenity> hmm
37:00 <smashmouse> YUM
58:00 <smashmouse> ryan` superexquisiteness is lookin 4 u k
11:00 <barbara> hi
11:00 <smashmouse> no
12:00 <smashmouse> hi
12:00 <smashmouse> how r u
12:00 <barbara> good thanks, you?
34:00 <smashmouse> GOOD THANKS
08:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
21:00 <British^Meat> greets
23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yo BM
24:00 <British^Meat> also greets
24:00 <British^Meat> i was greeting TheRiddler
24:00 <British^Meat> but i will also greet u too
25:00 <faux> Hey ash
28:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
28:00 <TheRiddler> it's enrolment day for tafe
28:00 <British^Meat> i c\
50:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11695476_10206588482338320_409750890354311763_n.jpg?oh=61ee0e37608c4989a033ed37f49757ac&oe=56333738&__gda__=1444421264_3fb3951c4f0d9b816c971a09b5e10ec4
49:00 <British^Meat> cum
49:00 <Clarkson>  You are just blaming your pathetic inability to be a smart cunt
51:00 <smashmouse> wooo
51:00 <smashmouse> got teh ps4
51:00 <smashmouse> i like dis one
57:00 <amsy> cum
58:00 <smashmouse> cum
58:00 <smashmouse> shape ur cum, cum in to your destiny.
07:00 <British^Meat> that pic u showed yesterday amsy, does it snow there?
09:00 <amsy> you mean
09:00 <amsy> outside my house
09:00 <amsy> yes
10:00 <British^Meat> so jeally
10:00 <amsy> :) its nice
12:00 <British^Meat> where i live is kinda like that...
12:00 <British^Meat> but no snow obvious
12:00 <British^Meat> just searing heat in summer :)
14:00 <amsy> it snows everywhere here
14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> cum
15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> damn lol
16:00 <amsy> sh hes here
16:00 <British^Meat> lol
16:00 <TheRon> awesome
36:00 <smashmouse> Cum Chowder
36:00 <smashmouse> chow dere
37:00 <ShadowLurker> clarky youve been quiet today
38:00 <Clarkson> and i stuck my dick into every hole of the whore that is the culprit
38:00 <ShadowLurker> did she give you herpes Clarkson
38:00 <Clarkson> British^Meat is no nazi of mine
38:00 <TheRon> very nice, how much?
44:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11391292_10154458471226959_5786377319305961270_n.jpg?oh=8615a8807dec2d6de5ab8acb811151cf&oe=561B1167
44:00 <Loof> superexquisiteness get over yourself you rotting camel scrotum
44:00 <Clarkson> horny little shits kids can be sometimes.
44:00 <Loof> u pedo Clarkson
44:00 <Clarkson> Except for the nigger
44:00 <TheRon> Lido, whoa oh oh oh
45:00 <Loof> oh the nigger one wasn't underage Clarkson?
45:00 <Clarkson> i dont follow shit
46:00 <Serenity> good old clarky
46:00 <Clarkson> you cant get pregnant copping it up the asshole warren so theres no need for you to worry
46:00 <British^Meat> damn straight im not Clarkson
46:00 <Clarkson> although why would you fuck someone who owns a hello kitty phone? that's almost like fucking a child
46:00 <Serenity> oh
46:00 <ShadowLurker> :/
46:00 <Doodle> lol
46:00 <Loof> so true
47:00 <TheRon> how was everyone's day?
47:00 <Doodle> i dont remember
48:00 <TheRon> doodle a chick crashed her into some traffic lights on the cnr of gillies and howitt st
48:00 <TheRon> car
48:00 <Doodle> odamn
48:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
48:00 <Doodle> i used to work on that corner i would have had a great view
48:00 <Serenity> clarkson tell doodle hes sexy
48:00 <Clarkson> i need to wank now
48:00 <Doodle> ehehehe
48:00 <Serenity> oh.
48:00 <Serenity> hahhaah
49:00 <TheRon> amazing she only did of front end damage but took out the lights
49:00 <TheRiddler> that's how he tells someone he's sexy
49:00 <Clarkson> stop making shit up
49:00 <Serenity> lop
49:00 <TheRiddler> :(
49:00 <Serenity> lol
49:00 <TheRiddler> fine Clarkson
49:00 <Clarkson> [08:34:00] i called my dog herpes, the bastard wouldnt heel
49:00 <TheRon> clarkson you stole my gag
49:00 <Clarkson> according to him there are no gays in northern queensland, but his gay half brother disagrees
49:00 <TheRiddler> try hairpiece clarkson
49:00 <Clarkson> like wrapping ur belt around ur cock and fucking it
50:00 <Doodle> loool
52:00 <Serenity> thats a new one
52:00 <Loof> that would hurt like fuck
52:00 <Serenity> lol 
52:00 <Doodle> dont use a spiky belt
52:00 <Serenity> fucking a belt
52:00 <Loof> probably what 80 year old vag feels like
52:00 <Doodle> haha
52:00 <Serenity> ewwww
53:00 <Loof> all dry and shit
53:00 <Doodle> my mum works at a nursing home i will ask her
53:00 <amsy> haha
53:00 <Loof> lol
53:00 <amsy> dry and leathery
53:00 <Loof> yeah lol
53:00 <Doodle> with puffs of dust coming out
53:00 <amsy> lovely
53:00 <Loof> rofl
53:00 <Serenity> i imagine it would be like if you leave a bit of polony/devon in the fridge too long
53:00 <Doodle> oh nice slashing
54:00 <amsy> lol
54:00 <Serenity> haha
54:00 <amsy> polony?
54:00 <Doodle> its what sandgropers call devon
54:00 <Serenity> yes thats what normal people call it
54:00 <amsy> its devon.
54:00 <Doodle> ^
54:00 <Serenity> nope
54:00 <amsy> polony sounds like bologna
55:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Weird Al - My Bologna.mp3 (2.33MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 2:32)
55:00 <Serenity> ohhj the slut is getting out of her car
55:00 <Clarkson> thestig lieks to masterbate ALOT
55:00 <Doodle> smash her
55:00 <British^Meat> so, like fritz?
55:00 <Serenity> yes
55:00 <TheRon> dire straits - tunnel of love
55:00 <Doodle> now i'm hungry
56:00 <amsy> im possibly about to attempt chewy meringues
56:00 <amsy> to take camping
56:00 <Doodle> eating them or cooking them
56:00 <Doodle> oh
56:00 <Doodle> nom
56:00 <amsy> cooking them
56:00 <ShadowLurker> fucking them
56:00 <Doodle> lol
56:00 <amsy> oh ok
56:00 <Doodle> make sure the sugar is dissolved properly!
57:00 <ShadowLurker> meringue dicks
57:00 <amsy> yes i will ty
57:00 <Doodle> yw ^_^
57:00 <Doodle> and dont fuck them
57:00 <Doodle> well
57:00 <amsy> :)
57:00 <Doodle> unless you want to
57:00 <TheRon> i have this image of scandinavian chicks all naked in a sauna together
57:00 <Doodle> then take pics
57:00 <amsy> they dont sauna here a lot
57:00 <amsy> not like swedes do anyway
58:00 <Doodle> swedes are good in a soup
58:00 <Serenity> i really want to make a cheesecake
58:00 <Doodle> i really want to make amix
58:00 <TheRon> serenity, the cheesecake shop
58:00 <Doodle> oh wait nm its already done
58:00 <Doodle> woo
59:00 <ShadowLurker> make not buy
02:00 <Doodle> mmm
02:00 <Doodle> my washing machine is singing me the song of its people
03:00 <Doodle> it goes BANGBRRRRRRTUKTUKTUKBANGRRRRRRRRRRRR
03:00 <Serenity> make one not buy one
03:00 <Doodle> i cant make a washing machine
04:00 <Doodle> @mp3 No Doubt - Hella Good.mp3 (7.12MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 7:46)
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol @ 50 states of gay
05:00 <Dugnuts> you just havent tried yet Doodle
05:00 <Dugnuts> you can do anything if you try!
05:00 <Doodle> dont be silly
05:00 <Doodle> i cant become king of antarctica if i really try
05:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11062914_10205528831599256_257734414559883749_n.jpg?oh=5d587645bcc9f4c177a71af37476a034&oe=56335D4E
07:00 <nate> woah Doodle, cruising for hotties?
07:00 <Doodle> always
08:00 <TheRon> in ballarat??
08:00 <Doodle> if by cruising for hotties you mean doing my washing and sitting around the house
08:00 <nate> nup driftin round corners with a hand full of snatch
09:00 <nate> sprinkle some pixie dust on ya Doodle
09:00 <nate> make it fly
10:00 <nate> fly in the eye of some fly girl
11:00 <ashleighxtrinity> https://paleoradiogirl.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/3boobs.jpg
11:00 <nate> grow some boobs i say that alot ;D
11:00 <Doodle> uh
12:00 <nate> eat ya chicken and drink dat milk
12:00 <Doodle> i'm not sprinkling pixie dust on my wing wang
12:00 <TheRon> ashleighxtrinity: THATS GREAT
12:00 <nate> shlong it up doodle
12:00 <Doodle> never
12:00 <ashleighxtrinity> i thought you'd like it TheRon 
13:00 <nate> blow dat dust off ya gun
13:00 <Doodle> i dont even have a penis
13:00 <British^Meat> i lost mine in nam
13:00 <nate> nah its under ya belly :D
13:00 <Doodle> it got shot off in the war
13:00 <Doodle> lol fu both
13:00 <nate> its in da shade but not lost
13:00 <British^Meat> lost yours to charlie too hey Doodle?
13:00 <TheRon> 3 breasts ppl
13:00 <British^Meat> what an a-hole
14:00 <TheRon> 3 has to be better than 2
14:00 <nate> u guys lost it when the y2k bug hit
14:00 <nate> wars lol comeon ;D
15:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno man
15:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQMlWwIXg3M
15:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 'N Sync - It's Gonna Be Me (Official Video) Views: 30,576,555 Uploader: NSYNCVEVO Uploaded: Oct 25, 2009 Duration: 3m24s Rating: 4.83
15:00 <Dugnuts> when you wanna go for a motorboat you will have a boob in your face
15:00 <nate> ohh yeah Dugnuts!
15:00 <Dugnuts> instead of the gap in the cleavage
15:00 <Dugnuts> 2 is the right amount
15:00 <nate> Dugnuts any hotties at the airport flying Dugnuts airlines?
16:00 <Dugnuts> probably
16:00 <Dugnuts> i work at airservices tho
16:00 <Dugnuts> not the airport
16:00 <British^Meat> :)
16:00 <Dugnuts> oh
16:00 <Dugnuts> wait
16:00 <Dugnuts> my airlines?
16:00 <nate> air services! ;D
17:00 <nate> i figured u;d bump into hotties
17:00 <nate> im on a hottie hunt
17:00 <Doodle> arent we all
17:00 <nate> like smurfs must be some somwherez
18:00 <TheRon> the hotties walking the lake were wearing way too much
18:00 <Doodle> selfish
18:00 <Dugnuts> nope
18:00 <TheRon> ikr]
18:00 <Dugnuts> well theres a couple at work i guess
18:00 <Doodle> it got to 7 today why do they need clothes
19:00 <Doodle> the sun was out
19:00 <Doodle> weak
19:00 <Dugnuts> one girl who comes to work in tight dresses and shit
19:00 <Dugnuts> she is pretty hot
19:00 <Doodle> she is fucking your boss
19:00 <Dugnuts> but dresses like she is going out on the town
19:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaa
19:00 <Dugnuts> dude probably hasnt even met her yet
20:00 <nate> http://www.financetwitter.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/ryanair_calendar_2012_front2.jpg
20:00 <TheRon> fucking someone on the desk at work, is that frowned upon?
20:00 <Clarkson> same it has no impact on this house hold at all... but it fucking sucks that my son will have a hecs debt he'll be paying off for 10-15 years
20:00 <Doodle> depends on whose desk it is
21:00 <Serenity> clarkson
21:00 <Clarkson> at least you stopped raging in cunts
21:00 <nate> Clarkson lets hope he gets a job ;L
21:00 <Clarkson> sif i'd rather spend time with those assholes than time at home
21:00 <Serenity> rude
21:00 <Serenity> woah lag
23:00 <TheRon> why why why delilah!
23:00 <B1{MIA}> I've noticed that in this city 
24:00 <B1{MIA}> soon as there is sun the clothes get less
24:00 <B1{MIA}> it's still fucking cold you idiots
24:00 <nate> getting some vitamin d?:)
24:00 <Doodle> eheheh
25:00 <B1{MIA}> more like looking for vitamin E injections
25:00 <B1{MIA}> or facials
25:00 <B1{MIA}> or up the clacker or wherever they like it 
25:00 <nate> if u got it flaunt it!:)
25:00 <Doodle> @mp3 TV Rock - Flaunt It.mp3 (5.55MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:03)
25:00 <B1{MIA}> and believe me most of them should be encased in full body garbage bags
25:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtIbcXlFHGI
26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: TV Rock - Flaunt It ft. Seany B Views: 160,052 Uploader: TVRockVEVO Uploaded: Mar 17, 2011 Duration: 3m19s Rating: 4.65
26:00 <Doodle> who are you talking about
26:00 <nate> u know ya sexxxxy!
26:00 <B1{MIA}> some stuff should not be seen in public
26:00 <nate> haha garbage bags ;D
26:00 <amsy> your face? heh heh heh
26:00 <Doodle> :o
26:00 <Doodle> sick burn from amsy
26:00 <Doodle> out of nowhere
27:00 <nate> off her website?:)
27:00 <Doodle> www.amsysnudez.com
27:00 <Doodle> olawd
27:00 <B1{MIA}> lol
27:00 <B1{MIA}> she's right though *sad face*
28:00 <Doodle> about what
28:00 <Doodle> i'm so fkn lost
28:00 <B1{MIA}> some things shouldn't be seen in public - My face
28:00 <Doodle> oic
28:00 <Doodle> have you considered a mask
28:00 <B1{MIA}> yes, yes I have
29:00 <B1{MIA}> cannot wait until next weekend
29:00 <B1{MIA}> even if I am staying at two of the shittiest parts of melbourne 
30:00 <TheRon> braybrook?
30:00 <Doodle> lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> worse
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I can handle the west 
30:00 <Doodle> i used to live like 200m from braybrook
30:00 <TheRon> is that possilbe??
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
30:00 <TheRon> damn
30:00 <Doodle> chingvale?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> chirnside park
30:00 <Doodle> ardeer?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and then west heidelberg
30:00 <Doodle> :/
30:00 <TheRon> footsching?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> grew up in WH for the first few years of my life
31:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously hasn't changed
31:00 <Bastardly_One> still sucks like you wouldn't believe
31:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10985487_899511570121450_6884280652035533845_n.jpg?oh=84ca2b898c3ef687ed95caad320547dd&oe=5622ED10
31:00 <Bastardly_One> the guy I am going to see the church with has never heard of them
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and if he doesn't like them imagine his pain as it's 2 sets
32:00 <TheRon> how'd you get a pic of my van??
32:00 <smashmouse> penis
32:00 <Clarkson> tailgating is fucking annoying
32:00 <Doodle> dashcam m8
32:00 <TheRon> damn
32:00 <smashmouse> b1 i gota da batman ps4 today
32:00 <smashmouse> :P
33:00 <Serenity> clarkson what do tou drive
33:00 <Clarkson> sits on ur chest and make u cough like a mother fucker
33:00 <Serenity> oh.
33:00 <StrykerX> Who said that?
33:00 <StrykerX> O.o
34:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Stryker
34:00 <TheRon> breasts?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it was 3 days of this IP catching up to table changes
34:00 <smashmouse> mmm StrykerX
34:00 <smashmouse> so sexi
34:00 <smashmouse> <3
34:00 <smashmouse> ;)
34:00 <Bastardly_One> suddenly worked out of nowhere
34:00 <StrykerX> I hope that wasn't a moan, Bastardly_One
34:00 <StrykerX> Yeah cause the FECKIN LEASE EXPIRED
34:00 <StrykerX> Like I told you!
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <StrykerX> 72 hour lease
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well, I am telling you this is the worse ISP in the country
35:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently it happened with PigPond for 24hrs on Monday
35:00 <StrykerX> It's your modem/router
35:00 <StrykerX> Not the ISP
35:00 <StrykerX> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't touch shit 
36:00 <StrykerX> WiFi is internally addressed
36:00 <StrykerX> You didn't need to.
36:00 <StrykerX> Leases are usually set to expire to free up addresses.
38:00 <TheRiddler> you can still buy the batmana comsole
38:00 <TheRiddler> *console
38:00 <Bastardly_One> don't ask me ... might as well be speaking some other language
38:00 <TheRiddler> -a
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yes TheRiddler
38:00 <TheRiddler> I just checked
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw one at the local EB
38:00 <TheRiddler> you cant get the statue edition tho
39:00 <TheRon> you could buy so much beer for what you people are spending on consoles
41:00 <ashleighxtrinity> http://i.imgur.com/23dkqvy.png
47:00 <StrykerX> loll
54:00 <TheRiddler> lol
58:00 <British^Meat> lol]
58:00 <TheRiddler> dont watch ted 2
58:00 <TheRiddler> it's bad
58:00 <TheRon> beck - dreams
58:00 <British^Meat> honest, i dont think i could watch the first one :/
58:00 <TheRiddler> the first 1 is alright
58:00 <British^Meat> i personally think Seth McFarlane is the most unfunny man ever concieved, and everything he does is rubbish
58:00 <British^Meat> but thats just me
59:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-BrI6tIM_Q
59:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Havana Brown - Better Not Said Views: 37,966 Uploader: Havana Brown Uploaded: Feb 24, 2015 Duration: 3m41s Rating: 4.84
01:00 <nate> seth has a good poker face ;L
01:00 <TheRiddler> the worst thing about ted is it's not worth rewatching
09:00 <TheRon> fleetwood mac - tusk
12:00 <TheRon> but i keep on thinking about you sister golden hair surprise 
17:00 <Serenity> I'd have babies with seth McFarlane
17:00 <TheRon> more?
17:00 <Dugnuts> it wouldnt be like stewie
20:00 <ashleighxtrinity> http://i.imgur.com/itXErYT.webm
21:00 <TheRon> her name is rio and she dances on the sand
21:00 <Serenity> no really
22:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
22:00 <Dugnuts> nice one ashleighxtrinity
23:00 <ashleighxtrinity> lol his face makes that awesome
27:00 <StrykerX> Oh wow..
28:00 <StrykerX> Oh hang on
28:00 <StrykerX> I just noticed, before pong joined
28:00 <StrykerX> There's shit in here
31:00 <TheRon> thats why the lady is a tramp\
32:00 <TheRon> StrykerX: actually has a gun in his pocket
36:00 <ooomp> Loaded of course
37:00 <TheRon> when you live on the mean streets of wolstencraft it needs to be
46:00 <nate> something pongs
46:00 <nate> snapo
50:00 <Bastardly_One> wait until he mixes poo and wees (his own words)
51:00 <Bastardly_One> then you'll smell stuff
52:00 <ashleighxtrinity> found a tap for TheRon http://i.imgur.com/jgZIm7C.gif
52:00 <TheRon> i can do that myself why do i need a atp
52:00 <TheRon> tap
53:00 <TheRon> set adrift on memory bliss of you
54:00 <TheRiddler> lol
56:00 <TheRiddler> I dont think ppl thought ahead when they made that tap
57:00 <TheRiddler> or they did and thought it'd be a good laugh
03:00 <[[[[[pong]]]> u all love pong dont lie
04:00 <TheRon> maybe i'm amazed at the way you love me all the time
12:00 <MrMark> its me again!
13:00 <TheRon> i want to ride my bicycle i want to ride my bike
15:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Worst queen song  ever
15:00 <ShadowLurker> !die
15:00 <TheRon> flash??
16:00 <Dugnuts> bicycle
16:00 <Dugnuts> definitely not the best
16:00 <StrykerX> [[[[[pong]]], How are you even still alive?
17:00 <StrykerX> Oh wait
17:00 <StrykerX> Shit still around
17:00 <[[[[[pong]]]> pong still alivee
17:00 <TheRon> jebediah - nothing lasts forever
28:00 <Cadava> hey
28:00 <Cadava> i am here!
29:00 <MrMark> u r
30:00 <MrMark> your not over there?
30:00 <Cadava> not yet
30:00 <Cadava> sexy
30:00 <MrMark> whos sexy
30:00 <TheRiddler> go port
30:00 <Cadava> you are
30:00 <MrMark> nah
31:00 <Cadava> i bet you are
31:00 <Cadava> why doesnt the slash me function work anymore
32:00 <MrMark> see it does
32:00 <nate> MrMark functions well
33:00 <MrMark> i do
33:00 <MrMark> all my functions work
33:00 <MrMark> :P
34:00 <Cadava> must be the irc client i am using. There is only a very tiny a
34:00 <Cadava> asterisk
36:00 <Serenity> woah cadava is a chick
36:00 <Cadava> depends on the day Serenity
37:00 <Serenity> haha
37:00 <TheRiddler> are you caitlyn jenner?
37:00 <Cadava> sexualy dynamic
37:00 <TheRiddler> :o
38:00 <Cadava> i like to come on here as the homosexual man 
38:00 <Serenity> are you gender fluid
39:00 <Cadava> next day a woman....one man on here wanted to buy me a ring
39:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Serenity drinks gender fluid for breakfast
39:00 <Cadava> yes i like that
39:00 <TheRiddler> oh oh oh ohh ohh ohhh
41:00 <Cadava> i told him that i was preggers so he would leave me alone. True story ask b1 lol
41:00 <Osskkaarr> You told that story lastnight
41:00 <Cadava> i forget
42:00 <Cadava> yes i was the homosexul man last night
49:00 <Serenity> ashleigh i asked you not to tell anyone
49:00 <Cadava> i come on here as  woman and every man and his dog wants to pm me
49:00 <Loof> gtfo Clarkson
49:00 <Clarkson> [10:58:53] weak cunt
49:00 <Serenity> hahah
49:00 <Loof> well i never
49:00 <Osskkaarr> Clarkson lets rub our peenies together.
49:00 <Clarkson> [08:41:56] may you slip through your ass hole and BREAK YOUR FUCKING NECK
50:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
50:00 <Cadava> oh my
50:00 <Serenity> calm down clarky
50:00 <Clarkson> even with that I'm pushing shit up hill
51:00 <Loof> lol
51:00 <Doodle> have a cone Clarkson
51:00 <Clarkson> she's dick whipped
51:00 <Serenity> lol
51:00 <Loof> haha
51:00 <Cadava> it is getting hotter than satans ring hole in here
52:00 <Doodle> its freezing here
54:00 <Doodle> sezz & paulie in 50 years: http://content.toptenhen.com/2a31fb84-7924-4666-8dcb-4d30735228f3_161487.jpg
56:00 <flammable> I didn't know old people were openly into bdsm
56:00 <Loof> your mum must keep secrets from you then
57:00 <flammable> Hirarioush
57:00 <Doodle> old people are into all sorts of filthy shit
57:00 <Doodle> i know cos i am one
57:00 <Loof> flammable you little cunt BE STILL
58:00 <Clarkson> why is chrome being a bitch
58:00 <flammable> Rude Loof
58:00 <flammable> You be still
59:00 <Doodle> jeez flo ya got great tits
59:00 <Clarkson> arent their bouncers out the front that will fuck your shit up in 1 second if u try any sort of funny business
59:00 <Loof> lol
59:00 <Loof> that movie was so wrong
00:00 <Doodle> it was
00:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11666239_958126424209607_6157851237209960650_n.jpg?oh=2516f6205ca6271f7376c9ae7cfd15d9&oe=56132694
00:00 <flammable> Lowering...  So silly
01:00 <Doodle> no way
01:00 <Doodle> can do sik skidz easier if ur lowered m8
01:00 <Doodle> everyone knows that
02:00 <Loof> all.. my.. friends.. drive a lowrider
02:00 <Cadava> oh one of them....
02:00 <TheRiddler> the proof is in the pants
02:00 <Doodle> @mp3 WAR - Lowrider.mp3 (2.95MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:13)
02:00 <TheRiddler> skid marks
02:00 <Doodle> i have to crawl on my stomach to get in my car its that low
02:00 <Doodle> and dislocate my spine
02:00 <Loof> lol
02:00 <flammable> Such silly
03:00 <Doodle> hehe
03:00 <Doodle> its not rly low
03:00 <TheRiddler> doodle does the russian dancing man when he gets out
03:00 <Doodle> i'm just jerking your chsin
03:00 <Doodle> chain
03:00 <Loof> 420
04:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyiEaSzpdMk
04:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Russian Dancing Men : animated music video : MrWeebl Views: 6,977,041 Uploader: Weebl's Stuff Uploaded: Nov 17, 2010 Duration: 1m33s Rating: 4.82
04:00 <Doodle> https://www.facebook.com/SwagGlass/videos/1565336650385016/?pnref=story
04:00 <Doodle> me irl
04:00 <StrykerX> You IRL is in a link that says "swag"
05:00 <StrykerX> LOL
05:00 <Doodle> watch it you big fat homo
05:00 <Doodle> u just wish u had my swag bro
06:00 <MrMark> saucy
06:00 <StrykerX> Oh yes
06:00 <StrykerX> I'm drooling over you.
06:00 <StrykerX> :)~~~~
07:00 <faux> Big fat homo
07:00 <faux> BFH
07:00 <Doodle> ehehe
10:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11659234_10205403294614959_8440379034643809497_n.jpg?oh=c7d1ab247aa1901a2e63ac578ac236f6&oe=55E78682&__gda__=1445813757_d977fb4ebae959c30916a9fd7ad1dfb9
10:00 <Doodle> underglow
10:00 <MrMark> my man boobs r smooth
10:00 <Clarkson> oh fuck off prowl stupid broken bot
11:00 <MrMark> who me
11:00 <ShadowLurker> thats a bit rough clarky
11:00 <Clarkson> if i come back i'll hunt that bitch down n slit her throat
12:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck
12:00 <ShadowLurker> relax cunt
12:00 <Serenity> wow rofl
12:00 <TheRiddler> who would say something like that
13:00 <Osskkaarr> smashmouse would
13:00 <simba> plenty of people in here
13:00 <simba> exactly
13:00 <Serenity> i just said that hahah whyy was someone saying tgat
13:00 <simba> that is something panda would say to his mum over breakfast
13:00 <Serenity> pass the scones you slut
13:00 <ShadowLurker> 18/1/2012 *10:07:39 PM* <bee_hornet> if i come back i'll hunt that bitch down n slit her throat
14:00 <Doodle> lol my 2yo niece is tipping the sydney scones
14:00 <Serenity> beehhh lolll
14:00 <ShadowLurker> lol sydney scones
14:00 <Doodle> ehehehe
14:00 <Doodle> they asked her power or swans i think
14:00 <Doodle> she said scones
15:00 <TheRiddler> wtf no wicked wings
15:00 <TheRiddler> :(
16:00 <Doodle> maybe they all repented
16:00 <simba> this game is sucking cock
16:00 <Doodle> is that an add on
16:00 <thestig> lol
17:00 <simba> footy doesnt have add ons u NERD
17:00 <Doodle> it does
18:00 <Doodle> drugs, grog and models
18:00 <simba> ur thinking of hard ons again
18:00 <Doodle> afl add ons
18:00 <Serenity> no wicked wings???
18:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
18:00 <Doodle> theyre blasphemous anyway
18:00 <Serenity> they are delicious
18:00 <Doodle> there are no wicked wings because god didnt want you to be happy
19:00 <simba> kfc is never delicious
19:00 <simba> that is such a beautiful word dont waste it on kfc
19:00 <Serenity> i disagree
19:00 <simba> youre wrong
19:00 <Serenity> wicked wings are the best
19:00 <Doodle> kfc is ok once it gets up to room temperature
19:00 <Serenity> you are a knoh
19:00 <Serenity> knob
19:00 <Clarkson> she wants to plow another chicks butt with her non existant penis
19:00 <simba> knoh
19:00 <simba> thats the kfc talking
19:00 <simba> you cant even spell because of it
19:00 <Serenity> i dont like theor chicken
20:00 <Doodle> greasy fingers
20:00 <Serenity> wicked wings are crispy n not full of 3 month old fat
20:00 <Doodle> wings are a waste of money
20:00 <Doodle> you're paying for bone
20:00 <Doodle> which you would be into
21:00 <Doodle> but not me
21:00 <Maurice> I don't like wings
21:00 <Maurice> Chicken tits all the way
21:00 <Clarkson> i would fuck a baboon for a key
21:00 <Doodle> yeah tits for me too
21:00 <Serenity> .
21:00 <Doodle> no bones thx
21:00 <Maurice> Agreed
21:00 <Serenity> chicken tits are shit
21:00 <Serenity> ur all shit
21:00 <Maurice> YOUR FACE
21:00 <Serenity> i h8 u
21:00 <Doodle> i pay those cunts enough to not eat bones
22:00 <Doodle> not that i eat it really, my car wont get into kfc
22:00 <Doodle> the drive thru
22:00 <Doodle> i mean
22:00 <simba> you must be this tall to eat kfc
22:00 <Serenity> SHIT
22:00 <Doodle> looool
22:00 <Doodle> we upset sezz's 11 herbs and feelings
23:00 <simba> kfc is barbaric there i said it
23:00 <Serenity> u can kiss me ass
23:00 <Doodle> how barbaric can a company started by a white southern man be
23:00 <Doodle> oh
23:00 <Serenity> im goink
23:00 <Doodle> nm
23:00 <simba> ched wongord
23:00 <Serenity> im gonna go find myself some irc dudes to fuck with
23:00 <Clarkson> stick fight like fuck
23:00 <Doodle> looool
24:00 <Doodle> heaps to choose from sezz
24:00 <Serenity> ill fight you clarkson
24:00 <Clarkson> Hows the sex machine
24:00 <simba> i hear Bastardly_One is single
24:00 <TheRiddler> lol
24:00 <Serenity> ask urmum clarky
24:00 <Clarkson> my cousin adombo was a goat fucker
24:00 <Doodle> lolol
24:00 <Serenity> oh.
24:00 <Serenity> hahah
24:00 <Doodle> adombo, no!
25:00 <Doodle> Clarkson get a tit out
26:00 <Clarkson> calm your tits
26:00 <Serenity> fuckkk this chick on my fb sends me all these stupid links to read and watch
26:00 <Doodle> poodleman does that to me
26:00 <Serenity> i feel rude if i don't read them but far out zzz
26:00 <Doodle> knowing i 100% dont care
26:00 <Serenity> hahah
27:00 <Doodle> i wish it was summer so my cat would leave me the fk alone
28:00 <Doodle> every time i sit down he thinks i am just creating somewhere he can sit
28:00 <TheRiddler> did you get the miley cyrus 1
28:00 <TheRiddler> of her fingering a hot girl
28:00 <Doodle> no he is just a normal cat
29:00 <Serenity> rofllll
29:00 <TheRiddler> lol
29:00 <TheRiddler> http://dudecomedy.com/miley-cyrus-caught-making-out-with-victoria-secret-model-while-finger-blasting/
29:00 <simba> dude comedy
29:00 <TheRiddler> lol fingerblasting
30:00 <Doodle> miley cyrus could stick a feather in her arse and cartwheel down flinders street for all i care
30:00 <Doodle> what a waste of sperm
31:00 <Bastardly_One> [20:25] <@Serenity> fuckkk this chick on my fb sends me all these stupid links to read and watch
31:00 <Bastardly_One> faux?
31:00 <Serenity> no. or id have said faux.
31:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
31:00 <TheRiddler> if she wasn't famous she would be just 1 of the crazies at flinders
31:00 <Doodle> lol trudat
31:00 <Doodle> people would throw change at her
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I swear I've seen her lookalike down the mall ranting Doodle
32:00 <Doodle> bridge mall?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> so TheRiddler has a point
32:00 <Maurice> Doodle, I have bad news for you
32:00 <TheRiddler> I think only flinders st in melb has the crazies
32:00 <Maurice> http://www.avclub.com/article/44-years-after-joining-show-sesame-streets-maria-r-221689
32:00 <Bastardly_One> is there another mall?
32:00 <TheRiddler> oh
32:00 <TheRiddler> and frankston
32:00 <Maurice> Just know I'm here to console you ;)
32:00 <Doodle> NOOOOOOOOOO
32:00 <Doodle> comfort me
32:00 <Doodle> and my penis
32:00 <TheRiddler> sunshine too
32:00 <Maurice> I mean, arms
32:00 <Doodle> i got my first hardon to maria
32:00 <Doodle> in my jimbaroos
33:00 <Bastardly_One> actually I bet there is a Miley lookalike hooker in footscray
33:00 <simba> i bet shes ur daughter
33:00 <TheRiddler> there was a crazy woman at midland in perth last weekend
33:00 <Maurice> Lol jimbaroos
33:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently that place has got even worse and now has trackie wearing hookers on the corners
33:00 <TheRiddler> talking to herself 
33:00 <Doodle> dont you DARE make fun of them Maurice
33:00 <Doodle> they even had a little flap at the back
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I always talk to myself
34:00 <TheRiddler> footscray east or west?
34:00 <simba> we know
34:00 <Doodle> and girl bait written on the front of them
34:00 <Maurice> You should find some in your size now and we can role play
34:00 <Maurice> Ok no, thats creepy
34:00 <Bastardly_One> footscray has an east?
34:00 <Maurice> Find some and wear them backwards and show us
34:00 <Doodle> they are my size, this was 2 years ago
34:00 <Maurice> Lol
34:00 <TheRiddler> that's normal footscray
34:00 <Doodle> it definitely has a west
34:00 <Maurice> Back when you were 28
34:00 <Doodle> looooool
34:00 <Doodle> yes 28
34:00 <Doodle> .
34:00 <MrMark> the good old days
35:00 <Maurice> 30 m8
35:00 <Bastardly_One> footscary central ... they hang out near the market
35:00 <Doodle> i lived next to a plastics factory when i lived in footscray west
35:00 <TheRiddler> I see
35:00 <Doodle> the whole suburb was such a pretty colour
35:00 <MrMark> ehehehe
35:00 <Maurice> Thats coz you were high
35:00 <Doodle> so
36:00 <Doodle> i was practicing
36:00 <Maurice> The Highlympics
37:00 <simba> the bonglympics
37:00 <MrMark> sure u were
37:00 <MrMark> the 100m bong run
37:00 <Serenity> wow liz hurly is an atrocious actress
37:00 <Serenity> never realised before now
37:00 <Doodle> but look at her tits
37:00 <Clarkson> Simba is a faggot
37:00 <simba> ;[
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
37:00 <Serenity> theyre like old deflated balloons
38:00 <Doodle> what
38:00 <Doodle> no
38:00 <Doodle> :(
38:00 <Doodle> stop shattering my beliefs everyone
38:00 <Serenity> yes lol
38:00 <Maurice> I bet when you squeeze them they make the noise like when you pinch the neck of a balloon and slowly let the airout
38:00 <Doodle> loool
38:00 <Maurice> Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
38:00 <Serenity> watching her in gossip girl theyre like old pancakes
38:00 <Doodle> i'd flip her pancakes
39:00 <Doodle> actually no
39:00 <Doodle> warnie has been there
39:00 <Doodle> pass
39:00 <Doodle> damaged goods
39:00 <Maurice> Damn keyboard
39:00 <Maurice> And her tits are probably now on his chest
39:00 <Clarkson> get the plane out and plane some off the bitch
39:00 <Maurice> The big ponce
39:00 <Doodle> i thought they broke up
40:00 <Serenity> they did then got back together then broke up then got back together
40:00 <Doodle> oh
40:00 <Doodle> god
40:00 <Doodle> she can fuck off then
40:00 <Serenity> lol i bet her vagina looks like an exploded truck tyre
40:00 <Doodle> BLAM
40:00 <Bonny> hot
40:00 <Serenity> lol
40:00 <Doodle> i cant make the noise of a burst tyre flapping around on a wheel here
41:00 <Serenity> thldthldtld
41:00 <Doodle> fllppplfllfflpplfllplfllppp
41:00 <Doodle> hahah
41:00 <Bonny> lol
41:00 <Serenity> hahha
41:00 <Maurice> Lol
41:00 <MrMark> I see a little silhouetto of a man,
41:00 <MrMark> Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
41:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody.mp3 (5.39MB 128kbps Stereo 5:53)
41:00 <Maurice> Are you praciticing out loud though
41:00 <Doodle> yes
41:00 <Doodle> !
41:00 <Maurice> The noise, not the fandango
41:00 <Doodle> i had to so i knew what to type
42:00 <Maurice> Thats so sexy
42:00 <MrMark> I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
42:00 <MrMark> He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
42:00 <Serenity> hahahah
42:00 <Serenity> ok freddy
42:00 <Serenity> calm down
42:00 <Doodle> its also the same noise Maurice makes when she does the walk of shame
42:00 <faux> Fuck off b1 you boring cum guzzling denture wearing grandpa
42:00 <Doodle> fllppplfllfflpplfllplfllppp
42:00 <Maurice> LOL
42:00 <Maurice> We're walking, we're walking
43:00 <Doodle> i might get me some dentures
43:00 <Doodle> with fangs
43:00 <Serenity> i want to go to Baskin Robins
43:00 <Doodle> hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
43:00 <Maurice> I want a whopper
43:00 <Serenity> its like.... just over there
43:00 <Maurice> And a burger
43:00 <MrMark> Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
43:00 <MrMark> Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.
43:00 <faux> Ok theron
44:00 <Doodle> fauxypoos
44:00 <Maurice> Theron, Charlize
44:00 <faux> Yes
44:00 <Doodle> hi :)
44:00 <faux> Hi
44:00 <MrMark> ill give u my whopper Maurice......
44:00 <Doodle> are you angry
44:00 <faux> No i just hate retarda
44:00 <faux> Retards
44:00 <Maurice> No thanks
44:00 <Doodle> oh
44:00 <Doodle> ok i will stop
44:00 <Maurice> Looks more like a junior
45:00 <Doodle> GALILEO FIGARO
45:00 <Doodle> MAGNIFICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
45:00 <Serenity> hahah
45:00 <Doodle> i dont have any
45:00 <faux> Good thing u don't then
45:00 <Serenity> :E
45:00 <Doodle> put it in my mix bowl i'll smoke it
45:00 <faux> Got me a stringy one
45:00 <Serenity> ^ freddy mercury
45:00 <Doodle> loool sezz
46:00 <Serenity> fuck he was ugly
46:00 <Doodle> imagine getting a blowjob from freddie mercury, it'd be all teeth
46:00 <Clarkson> thanks for telling me cunt
46:00 <Serenity> hahahah
46:00 <Doodle> you'd be all hnggg uhhh errrr
46:00 <Maurice> Safe to say us females would be safe from genital death by teeth
46:00 <Doodle> and he'd be all omnomnom
46:00 <simba> https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11202651_10152977785807338_1548228085273136223_n.jpg?oh=8e08b3fc5bd37a4a0a29fb156dc8179d&oe=55E77680
46:00 <Doodle> yeah
46:00 <faux> Hi clarkson can u shit in b1s mailbox
46:00 <Clarkson> fuck this massacre shit in america is disgusting
46:00 <Serenity> i watched bohemian rapsody the other day. he looks like lord farquad from shrek
46:00 <Doodle> lolol
46:00 <Doodle> lord fuckwad
47:00 <Doodle> notice he looks identical to the boss of disney too
47:00 <faux> Aw I miss shrek
47:00 <Doodle> lord fuckwad i mean
47:00 <Serenity> i remember hearing a rumour wheb i was a teen that they found a cup of cum in Freddy Mercurys stomach when he djed
47:00 <Serenity> died
48:00 <Doodle> they also found the cup
48:00 <Serenity> im like... how many fucking cocks would you have to suck
48:00 <Doodle> 1 freddie 1 cup
48:00 <Serenity> to get a cup rodl
48:00 <Serenity> rofl
48:00 <Maurice> RACISM: @Google have apologised after their photo app tagged a photo of a couple as 'gorillas'
48:00 <Maurice> STORY: http://yhoo.it/1Ivby5R
48:00 <Doodle> they would all be torn up after being smashed aginst his chompers
48:00 <Doodle> *against
49:00 <Serenity> bahahaha
49:00 <Serenity> he had massive teef
49:00 <MrMark> Oh you gonna let it all hang out
49:00 <MrMark> Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
49:00 <Maurice> https://s.yimg.com/dh/ap/default/150702/Screen_Shot_2015-07-02_at_5.51.06_PM.png
49:00 <Maurice> I can see googles point
50:00 <Doodle> looooooool
50:00 <Doodle> its rihanna and chris brown
50:00 <Serenity> oh gosh
50:00 <Serenity> thats awful
50:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Basement Jaxx - Oh My Gosh (radio edit).mp3 (4.82MB 192kbps Stereo 3:30)
50:00 <Maurice> Doing like they do on discovery channel
50:00 <Doodle> unf
51:00 <Doodle> @_@
52:00 <Maurice> I just found myself googling 'freddie mercury cum in stomach when dead'
52:00 <Doodle> lol
52:00 <Doodle> oh Maurice
52:00 <MrMark> luv Rihanna........even with her black eye from Chris Brown
52:00 <Doodle> bin night
52:00 <Maurice> they said that he once went to a party and went to the doctors the next day and was found to have had 2 litres of semen in his stomach.
52:00 <Maurice> is this true???
52:00 <Maurice> Oh good one, thanks hineypie
52:00 <Doodle> nps luvr
52:00 <Doodle> i froze my tits off putting mine out
52:00 <Clarkson> k , i dun think im gonna make it:( stupid fucking traffic:(
52:00 <Doodle> theyre still out there
53:00 <Maurice> Lol @ this reply to the cum
53:00 <Maurice> I really didn't need to read this. You have no right to expose young people, or any people to such nasty information. You spoiled my breakfast!!!
53:00 <Maurice> What kind of a disgusting person would be even interested in that kind of thing?
53:00 <Doodle> hahaha
53:00 <Doodle> [20:53] <Maurice> I really didn't need to read this. You have no right to expose young people, or any people to such nasty information. You spoiled my breakfast of semen!!!
53:00 <Maurice> Lol
53:00 <MrMark> ships r full of seamen
54:00 <Doodle> so is urmum
54:00 <Maurice> I like how they're asking who'd be interested, yet they found the page
54:00 <Doodle> yeah eating my breakfast casually googling semen
54:00 <Clarkson> u junkie fuck
54:00 <Doodle> lol
54:00 <Doodle> stfu Clarkson
54:00 <Clarkson> queenslanders shit me
54:00 <Doodle> me too
55:00 <Doodle> k bblz
55:00 <Serenity> lol
55:00 <Serenity> ella ella ay ay ay
57:00 <MrMark> under my umberalla ella ella ella ey ey ey ey
07:00 <Cadava> sperm & semen are two different things
07:00 <Clarkson> lets give people shit
09:00 <Cadava> any hot tall guys wanna chat
11:00 <simba> lol
15:00 <MrMark> no
15:00 <Dugnuts> only short ugly guys around here
15:00 <MrMark> yep
16:00 <MrMark> im 6ft............but im an ugly grumpy old alcoholic
19:00 <simba> leave luck to heaven
20:00 <MrMark> whatever
30:00 <simba> lol
30:00 <simba> what-ever
33:00 <Serenity> clarkson
33:00 <Clarkson> Again, that particular comment wasnt anything other than playful banter  at the situation - BUT, here is the issue. My ex GF and I had a well  above the grade type of sex life and on many occasions, she would be a  squirter (which was great in the sack to be fair about it). The thing  is, in a matter of seconds, my lunch went from a dry sausage roll, to a  wet sausage roll, to a sausage roll 
34:00 <Serenity> jesus clarkson i didn't want your life story
34:00 <Clarkson> your face is crap
34:00 <Serenity> oh :(
34:00 <simba> clarkson ur a pwnerer
34:00 <Clarkson> my best is 6 fucks in a week from different guys
34:00 <Maurice> Clarkson is a whore
34:00 <Clarkson> Drug fucked idiot used disel. Really cunt really¿
34:00 <simba> def matthew
34:00 <Serenity> anon iz dat u
40:00 <invizzi> damnit got banned from omegle
41:00 <Dugnuts> what kind of messsed up stuff do you have to talk about to get banned from omegle?
41:00 <Serenity>  what the fuck is omegle
41:00 <invizzi> i said cu*nt
43:00 <Dugnuts> ahhh
43:00 <MrMark> chunt
43:00 <Dugnuts> its a website for chatting to anonymous people
43:00 <Dugnuts> and it ends up with you talking to a bot
43:00 <Dugnuts> most of the time offering webcams and stuff
43:00 <invizzi> you can also ask two strangers a question and watch them talk
43:00 <Dugnuts> yeah that ones ok
44:00 <Serenity> oh
51:00 <TheRiddler> so I was going to try making cheese n pepperoni balls
52:00 <TheRiddler> but the pepperoni was too old
52:00 <TheRiddler> so I used bacon
54:00 <invizzi> ok how many did you make
54:00 <couleurs> pics
54:00 <TheRiddler> 7
56:00 <TheRiddler> bad luck simba
04:00 <simba> agreed
04:00 <couleurs> definitely 
05:00 <stebie> defiantly
05:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsJSwGc4lsA
05:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Reflekt - Need To Feel Loved (Adam K & Soha Vocal Mix) FULL HD Views: 9,183,383 Uploader: seenavvv Uploaded: Mar 11, 2012 Duration: 6m36s Rating: 4.94
07:00 <xm> classic tune
09:00 <xm> https://youtu.be/9_rCzNolRVg?t=16m40s
09:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Group Therapy 136 with Above & Beyond and Jason Ross Views: 12,591 Uploader: Above & Beyond Uploaded: Jun 26, 2015 Duration: 120m1s Rating: 4.93
10:00 <xm> at 16:40 it's sublime
11:00 <couleurs> i'm sublime
13:00 <amelia> hi pig
14:00 <faux> classic tuna
14:00 <Picard> hi whore
14:00 <Clarkson> when you see someone take a shit on a table
15:00 <Zade> aboe and beyond are in melbroune in september
15:00 <Zade> above
15:00 <stebie> will do Clarkson, thanks for the tip
15:00 <Clarkson> I know a few gay people who would make excellent parents
15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:00 <faux> Me 2 clarkson
16:00 <Clarkson> what kind of cock are you looking for?
16:00 <faux> Cherry flavoured pls ty clarkson
16:00 <Clarkson> doesnt take a retard to understand english
17:00 <faux> Ok
17:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:00 <Picard> really?
19:00 <TheRiddler> me fail english that's umpossible
20:00 <Picard> well u cunts are boring
20:00 <smashmouse> Picard you would fuck a beached WHALE.
20:00 <Clarkson> a rooster is otherwise known as a cock
20:00 <smashmouse> ye now im cool bish.
22:00 <smashmouse> Picard how many times your family gotta beach themselves to get away from you, before you realise you aint wanted?
22:00 <smashmouse> fat ass copy n paste bitch
26:00 <faux>  Serenity 
26:00 <faux> https://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/28643330/family-flee-dream-home-after-getting-terrifying-letters/?cmp=fb
26:00 <faux> Pll irl
27:00 <Picard> joshua are u high?
27:00 <MrMark> we all pissed yet?
28:00 <Picard> lay if the ice man
28:00 <Picard> its fucked your life
29:00 <StrykerX> Hullo Andrew.
29:00 <Picard> the ass bandits have arrived :P
29:00 <Clarkson> and fuck my ass
29:00 <StrykerX> How are you son?
30:00 <Osskkaarr> Picard, You should get along with people
30:00 <Picard> Osskkaarr i do
30:00 <TheRiddler> he's not ppl
30:00 <Osskkaarr> Flashing that tictac cock of yours has given you a bad rep.
31:00 <Picard> want to see it?
31:00 <Picard> suck it maybe?
31:00 <Osskkaarr> No thanks.
31:00 <partay> faux
31:00 <TheRiddler> unlike tictacs yours wont freshen the breath
34:00 <faux> Yes
34:00 <Picard> lies
35:00 <Picard> faux loves it
35:00 <faux> Vomit 
35:00 <partay> hello
35:00 <faux> Hey
35:00 <Picard> i jerk off, freeze dry it and mail it to faux, she adds water and eats it
35:00 <Serenity> lol
35:00 <partay> pictard you do realise you make faux skin crawl dont you ?
35:00 <Serenity> poor faux
36:00 <Osskkaarr> Picard, That sounds like a dream you had about yourself.
36:00 <StrykerX> Picard: Do you eat your own?
36:00 <Picard> partgay your opinion means nothing to me 
36:00 <TheRiddler> that's what she told you picard
36:00 <Picard> StrykerX yes, doesnt evefryone?
36:00 <faux> Youre sick 
36:00 <Picard> lol faux
36:00 <TheRiddler> really she dumps it down the sink
36:00 <Osskkaarr> the 'pedo' rep continues
36:00 <faux> Who even thinks of that shit
37:00 <Picard> lol
38:00 <Osskkaarr> didnt I teach you anything back in the day?
38:00 <partay> true to form 
38:00 <Picard> :P
38:00 <ShadowLurker> hes too dumb to learn
38:00 <Picard> you cunts are so simple
39:00 <Clarkson> n u wont say shit
39:00 <stebie> i'm advanced
39:00 <Serenity> clarkson
39:00 <Clarkson> when you handt harassed the shit out of me for yrs
41:00 <partay> hahaha pictard you certainly live up to your retardness
41:00 <Osskkaarr> Steven
42:00 <stebie> David.
42:00 <partay> Andy
43:00 <ShadowLurker> kevin
43:00 <Serenity> Bill
43:00 <stebie> Ted
44:00 <Osskkaarr> o_o
44:00 <TheRiddler> excellent adventures
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> boonjour bitches
46:00 <ShadowLurker> big throbbing cocks
46:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooh yeah! throbbing cocks
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai there riddler - sup?
50:00 <TheRiddler> not much
50:00 <TheRiddler> I made cheese n bacon balls
50:00 <Picard> :P
50:00 <TheRiddler> you?
50:00 <Serenity> CHEETER NUTS
50:00 <stebie> nibble nobby's nuts
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> made….
51:00 <Serenity> heheheheh
51:00 <stebie> and when i say nobby, i don't mean Picard
51:00 <stebie> :P
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> me - on holidays…. hanging out with the fan bam…. and now i'm being anti social 
51:00 <partay> im on holidays too
51:00 <partay> *sip*
52:00 <stebie> everyday's a holiday
52:00 <partay> except for pictard who works 12 hr days lol
53:00 <TheRiddler> Richard Merrell In Australia some folks get terrifying letters.... from Centrelink...
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54:00 <Picard> obsessed much u cunts
54:00 <TheRiddler> stfu Picard
56:00 <Picard> ffs im not even talking and u lot never stop talking about me
56:00 <partay> well you are a sense of amusement
56:00 <Serenity> yeah thats all anyone talks about when youre offline
56:00 <Serenity> ...
57:00 <BenCox> wasn't it Picard who said he thinks of us when he's at work?
57:00 <partay> yes
57:00 <BenCox> we make him smile, right?
01:00 <TheRiddler> horny
03:00 <stebie> keep it in your pants, TheRiddler
09:00 <Serenity> plz
09:00 <Serenity> clarky what ya dooin
09:00 <Clarkson> I trusted a fucking 'friend' who I understand now is always gonna remain a smackhead junkie bitch
09:00 <Serenity> oh lord
09:00 <partay> cripes
09:00 <Serenity> sounds bad clarky
09:00 <Clarkson> and wipe that fucker
10:00 <partay> bitches.. they're all sisters
13:00 <Picard> <BenCox> I think of you too, Andrew
13:00 <Picard> <BenCox> while I wank
13:00 <Picard> wow
14:00 <TheRiddler> pasting fake lines again
14:00 <Picard> hardly
15:00 <partay> you can tell its fake 
16:00 <MrMark> blowjobs
19:00 <Serenity> yeah
30:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/s480x480/10371361_616039148501022_2262356072758627547_n.png?oh=dcf4b7a76a256f6f4b11aac1fa918dff&oe=56271D40
49:00 <faux> http://m.cosmopolitan.com.au/sex/sexual-health/2015/7/vaginal-contouring-intima-protege/
49:00 <faux> Ugj
49:00 <faux> Ugh
53:00 <Serenity> wot
53:00 <TheRiddler> someone said if you do kegel exercises during masturbation makes the orgasm stronger
53:00 <TheRiddler> lol
54:00 <Maurice> What the actual fuck
54:00 <Clarkson> Click ere unless ur gay
54:00 <Maurice> Nobody asked you Clarkson
54:00 <Clarkson> fuck off Excessive you useless cunt
54:00 <Maurice> Oh ok, continue
57:00 <Serenity> loll
58:00 <TheRiddler> someone test this
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
58:00 <TheRiddler> *it
58:00 <Serenity> no ty
58:00 <faux> Clarkson eat my butt
58:00 <Clarkson> favourites shit me
58:00 <faux> Clarkson smd
58:00 <Clarkson> Loof had a half gook baby
58:00 <faux> Lol
59:00 <faux> Awee
59:00 <TheRiddler> dont you want a stronger orgasm lol
59:00 <faux> Our vaginas are fine tyvm
59:00 <Serenity> OMFG
59:00 <faux> They don't look like half chewed kebabs 
59:00 <Serenity> DOES CHUCK DIE???????????
59:00 <faux> Not tellin
59:00 <Serenity> OMGGG
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