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06:00 <simba> Clarkson: Porjection.
06:00 <Clarkson> Just ss crap
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I have a pic for that 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Liinda doing the helicopter
22:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
22:00 <Liinda> hahahaha
22:00 <Doodle> oer
23:00 <Doodle> she never sends me pics like that
23:00 <Liinda> i dont have any pics like that
23:00 <Doodle> you have a camera tho right
23:00 <Liinda> uh huh
24:00 <Doodle> y u no take nudez
24:00 <Liinda> haha y!
24:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it I saw it on tumblr last night
24:00 <ShadowLurker> cos nudes
25:00 <Doodle> thats what she said
25:00 <Bastardly_One> a woman with a dildo doing the helicopter
25:00 <ShadowLurker> itll still be there
26:00 <Liinda> lol
26:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Lil Jon And Tha Eastside Boyz - Get Low.mp3 (7.65MB 192kbps Stereo 5:34)
27:00 <ShadowLurker> yeah
27:00 <ShadowLurker> okay
27:00 <ShadowLurker> what
28:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh really?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I just can't remember which page I was on ... she was cute too
29:00 <Liinda> how big was the dildo
29:00 <Clarkson> i never fuck anybody over in my life
30:00 <ShadowLurker> clarkson is a top bloke
30:00 <Clarkson> Was calling him an ass :)
30:00 <Doodle> trust you Liinda
30:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh i know clarky
30:00 <Clarkson> someday he shall pity fuck me
30:00 <ShadowLurker> give it crack mate
31:00 <ShadowLurker> so Clarkson whats your thoughts on Bastardly_One
31:00 <Clarkson> attila is getting all made and shit
33:00 <Liinda> ok im going to bed, night peeps
33:00 <Doodle> ninis
33:00 <ShadowLurker> o/
34:00 <Liinda> xx
36:00 <AvocadoTaco> lol I crashed a holden
37:00 <Doodle> so you are a cop
37:00 <Doodle> holdens were invented for the police to crash
37:00 <Serenity> lol
38:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
38:00 <Serenity> PURSUITIES BRO
38:00 <Doodle> lol a friend of mine is a cop she got given a car to take that had just been in a pursuit
38:00 <Doodle> front suspension fell out on her at 100km/h
38:00 <Serenity> ahaha
39:00 <ShadowLurker> \o/
39:00 <Doodle> they went over like 25 gutters
39:00 <Doodle> didnt log it
39:00 <Serenity> this is why i laugh at people who have ex cop cars
39:00 <AvocadoTaco> closing the great western goat track
39:00 <ShadowLurker> taco the new beehhhh
39:00 <Serenity> fresh beehhh of austnetair
39:00 <AvocadoTaco> shortage of 4wds
39:00 <AvocadoTaco> took a holden
39:00 <Doodle> and now short one more commodore
40:00 <AvocadoTaco> slid off the road into a telegraph pole
40:00 <AvocadoTaco> oh well the car is blocking the hwy with its lights on
40:00 <Doodle> do they still send telegraphs there
40:00 <ShadowLurker> they havnt been telegraph poles for about 40yrs
41:00 <AvocadoTaco> I've finished my shift so checked in to a hotel and made them sell me a bottle of whiskey
41:00 <AvocadoTaco> works paying yay
41:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck me
41:00 <ShadowLurker> would you fuck off
41:00 <AvocadoTaco> it was so much fun
42:00 <ShadowLurker> it never happened
42:00 <AvocadoTaco> car is prob a write off
44:00 <AvocadoTaco> http://imgur.com/JobJrLT
45:00 <AvocadoTaco> so anyway about my balls
45:00 <AvocadoTaco> lick em and fuck em
45:00 <Clarkson> they just loser uk cunts man
45:00 <AvocadoTaco> slut
45:00 <ShadowLurker> too right Clarkson
45:00 <Clarkson> it has ass in it
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> not even a slut would fuck tsco
48:00 <Clarkson> yer add u to the sex offender registry
49:00 <AvocadoTaco> yea u sex offender pedo cunt
49:00 <Clarkson> hard cunt irc`r
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> true taco does claim to hang out with young girls
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> spot on
50:00 <AvocadoTaco> thanks clarkson
50:00 <Clarkson> i feel like crap.. feel tired.. been doing sloppy shits and really nasty farts
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> taco, ur over 30
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> and say you hang out with 17 yr old girls
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> morality?
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> was your father your mother's brother?
51:00 <AvocadoTaco> 17 isn't pedo
52:00 <ShadowLurker> who the fuck are you calling a pedo
52:00 <Clarkson> i had sex with the ex at the beach!
52:00 <doctor> no self espect
54:00 <xm> e-spect = online respect
01:00 <Doodle> who's a pedo
02:00 <ShadowLurker> i dunno i just saw a couple fucking spastics having a cry-off
02:00 <Clarkson> that was fucking horrible
02:00 <Serenity> 40 year old hanging out witj 17 year olds is a bit vom
04:00 <mrdanger> paedophilia is a pretty specific thing though
04:00 <mrdanger> it involves wanting to sleep with prepubescent girls/boys
05:00 <mrdanger> wanting to bang a 17 year old is a long way from that
06:00 <Serenity> yeah definitely
06:00 <Serenity> im  not saying its pedo but its weird
07:00 <Serenity> ephebophile is the correct term
07:00 <AvocadoTaco> also I only bang 17 yos that look 20 but have a tight cunt with hair
07:00 <Serenity> vom
07:00 <ShadowLurker> youre fucked
07:00 <mrdanger> is 17 adolescent?
07:00 <mrdanger> or a young woman/man?
08:00 <Serenity> adolescent
08:00 <Serenity> towards the end of
08:00 <AvocadoTaco> nah BM22 is fucked
08:00 <AvocadoTaco> written off
08:00 <AvocadoTaco> *big smile*
09:00 <mrdanger> so how do you define that Serenity, is it on an individual level or societal?
09:00 <mrdanger> like, if 18 year olds are adults in australia but 21 year olds are in america
10:00 <Serenity> "average" i guess textbook norms
10:00 <Serenity> so societal
10:00 <mrdanger> does that mean a 20 year old is okay in australia but not in america?
10:00 <Serenity> i dont think iys ok anywhere if you are 40
10:00 <Serenity> but thats my morals
10:00 <mrdanger> I wouldn't call them morals
10:00 <mrdanger> preconceptions maybe
11:00 <mrdanger> like, my grandfather was 13 years older than my grandmother, but that wasn't far from the norm back then
11:00 <AvocadoTaco> what if she's begging for my dick and puts it in her mouth? should I assault her to prevent it?
11:00 <mrdanger> AvocadoTaco: adults are speaking mate
11:00 <mrdanger> keep it hush
11:00 <ShadowLurker> ^
11:00 <Serenity> taco adults are talking stop
11:00 <Serenity> woah
11:00 <Serenity> lag.. and snap
11:00 <AvocadoTaco> OK whiskey shots
12:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off mate
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> whiskey shots
12:00 <doctor> Id prefer a nice chicken wing from mcdonalds
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> yum
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> chicken
12:00 <Serenity> anyway i get where you are coming from mrdanger
12:00 <ShadowLurker> why arent these kids in bed
12:00 <ShadowLurker> its late
12:00 <doctor> yeah, can't seem to get sick of chicken
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> doctor I had two twisters from kfc last night
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> a tex mex and a chilli one
13:00 <doctor> I had a 3 piece feed
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> the tex one was better
13:00 <amsy> hello doctor
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> grilled
13:00 <doctor> hot and spicey of course
13:00 <doctor> hello amsy
13:00 <AvocadoTaco> I'm so hungry
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeaaahhhh yum
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> hehehe
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> ok
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> my rat is sleeping again :(
13:00 <ShadowLurker> ugh
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> poooor thing ahahahaha she exhausted herself again.
13:00 <ShadowLurker> too many fuckheads now
14:00 <ShadowLurker> o/
14:00 <doctor> let it sleep. my cat had a few of his teeth removed today so i've been letting sleep on my lap
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> ShadowLurker would you keep your opinions to yourself
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're a wanker for fuck sake.
14:00 <mrdanger> this dude is pretty cool
14:00 <mrdanger> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeyDQ3geThU
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> you have no president over us
14:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Festival of Dangerous Ideas: Dan Savage Highlights Views: 2,452 Uploader: Ideas At The House Uploaded: Jan 10, 2014 Duration: 9m6s Rating: 4.62
14:00 <mrdanger> PandasDontDrive: president?
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> pick on spelling mrdanger
15:00 <mrdanger> sometimes I use words I don't understand to sound more photosynthis
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> uhuh
15:00 <mrdanger> photosynthesis
16:00 <ShadowLurker> blah blah blah ramble ramble ramble
16:00 <ShadowLurker> lol mrdanger
16:00 <doctor> what does taking a good photo have to do with words?
16:00 <mrdanger> me no type good
16:00 <Serenity> ty Marilyn Manson
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> in actuality what you do do is try to prove how superior you think you are
16:00 <AvocadoTaco> I should try to sleep. bet I'm in shit tomorrow
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> over other irc chatters
16:00 <mrdanger> PandasDontDrive: spelling and using a different word are not the same thing 
16:00 <Serenity> was it a cop car taco
16:00 <AvocadoTaco> yes
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> nit pick
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> all you like dude
16:00 <Serenity> tsk tsk
16:00 <mrdanger> PandasDontDrive: it's nice to see you back, how long were you in the asylum?
16:00 <mrdanger> do they still call them that?
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> where did your malaysian degree take you?
16:00 <mrdanger> or should I just say ward
17:00 <AvocadoTaco> 65k gone
17:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
17:00 <mrdanger> I didn't get a malysian degree, I studied in malaysia
17:00 <ShadowLurker> it was a 4day sleep after a week binge
17:00 <mrdanger> for one semester mind you
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> please dont tell me more
17:00 <AvocadoTaco> no doubt ciu will try to rape me
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> lax mang
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's not even 1am
18:00 <mrdanger> its 1:17
18:00 <mrdanger> so thats true, its not 1
18:00 <ShadowLurker> its ice-o-clock
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> adel, 12:49
19:00 <mrdanger> why is it that this joint can't exist without at least one crazy person?
19:00 <mrdanger> is it some irc law?
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> you do ice ShadowLurker?
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> define crazy
19:00 <AvocadoTaco> all irc folk are crazy
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> ShadowLurker purposely going out of his way to insult somebody
19:00 <AvocadoTaco> you, me, especially panda
19:00 <Serenity> crazy?? dont miiind if i doooo
19:00 <ShadowLurker> as soon as regular ppl start talking the fuckheads arc up
20:00 <AvocadoTaco> panda is fucked aye
20:00 <Serenity> RALFLANNGRALLLBLLLBLBLBL
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> and the person that stands up for themseles
20:00 <AvocadoTaco> I'd hate to be that xunt
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> you are a fuck head ShadowLurker
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're a fucking fat useless tool with no money, no education
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> nothing
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> but fat slag with kids to different men
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> great job brother.
21:00 <mrdanger> all work and no play make serenity something something
21:00 <Serenity> fuck OFF making shit up about me
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> YOU HIT THE JACKPOT!
21:00 <Clarkson> Picard: I have 2 fucking dead HDD's atm... some cunt told me they worked... he's so fucking dead when i see him.
21:00 <Serenity> ive told you before
21:00 <AvocadoTaco> panda is just jealous. still a virgin
21:00 <Serenity> patjetic
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> so perm ban me
21:00 <Serenity> fine i will
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> like I give a shit.
21:00 <AvocadoTaco> yea pern bab hin
21:00 <mrdanger> seriously though I have been coming here for like 14 years and there always has to be one dickface to ruin the joint
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> hurta dick eatas.
22:00 <mrdanger> not always just one, but at least one
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> you people ruined this channel
22:00 <AvocadoTaco> yeeeaaaa
22:00 <AvocadoTaco> fucking panda cunt
22:00 <mrdanger> AvocadoTaco: you're next buddy
22:00 <AvocadoTaco> !!!!!!!!!!!1
22:00 <Serenity> fucking sick of him making up lies about me when hes shitty
23:00 <Doodle> [01:21] <mrdanger> seriously though I have been coming here for like 14 years and there always has to be one dickface to ruin the joint <- its usually the same dickface too
23:00 <ShadowLurker> yuh
23:00 <mrdanger> it comes and goes
23:00 <AvocadoTaco> OK mrdanger pern bab meme
23:00 <mrdanger> beehhh, paul banks, pieter
23:00 <mrdanger> whoever the fuck it is
23:00 <Serenity> chris
23:00 <Clarkson> fuck that fart smelled like rancid dog anus
23:00 <mrdanger> its always somebody
23:00 <ShadowLurker> you beat me mrdanger
23:00 <faux> But u have no president over us
23:00 <Serenity> loool
23:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL Clarkson
23:00 <Clarkson> n wicked chin shit goin
23:00 <mrdanger> faux: ill obama all over your FACE
23:00 <Serenity> lool
23:00 <faux> dont
24:00 <Serenity> fuck you im bush
24:00 <faux> yea u r
24:00 <faux> Wax that shit
24:00 <Serenity> loool
24:00 <Doodle> lol
24:00 <Serenity> i cut me hoo ha
24:00 <Doodle> :\
24:00 <Serenity> like 3 days ago
24:00 <AvocadoTaco> I might put my pants back on and stick my dick in the snow so I lose my bushy boner
24:00 <Clarkson> why does ur ass leak?
24:00 <Doodle> but did u die
24:00 <mrdanger> see
24:00 <Serenity> neg
25:00 <faux> How'd u cut it wtf
26:00 <Serenity> razor
26:00 <faux> Omg
26:00 <Serenity> it fucking hurts
26:00 <faux> That's y u need  2 wax ok
26:00 <Serenity> nowaiii
26:00 <ShadowLurker> i offered
26:00 <mrdanger> somebody should watch that clip i posted before
26:00 <mrdanger> it is interesting
28:00 <Serenity> effort
28:00 <mrdanger> its really worth watching
28:00 <mrdanger> its just about sexuality and stuff
28:00 <mrdanger> relationships
28:00 <AvocadoTaco> yeaaa icey poles
28:00 <mrdanger> dan savage is really cool
29:00 <Serenity> ok im watching
29:00 <mrdanger> cool beans
31:00 <Serenity> lol monogamy hymen
31:00 <mrdanger> heh
33:00 <Serenity> lol panda is still raging on about mu multiple baby daddies tbat domt exist
34:00 <mrdanger> he's a rambler
34:00 <mrdanger> im pretty sure he is mentally ill
34:00 <Serenity> hes set screwss onto me
34:00 <AvocadoTaco> ask him about Tom Cruise
34:00 <Serenity> no ty
36:00 <mrdanger> i like the bit about conditioning men and women to be sexually incompatible
36:00 <mrdanger> its interesting
36:00 <faux> Lol I thought panda liked u
36:00 <Serenity> im at that bit
36:00 <faux> mood swings
36:00 <Serenity> not this week
36:00 <faux> Lmao
37:00 <faux> Him and loof can't decide who they like
37:00 <mrdanger> he likes me most of the time but i said like one thing before and he decided i was attacking him, its that psychosis like paranoia
37:00 <Serenity> im.a fat slag that has multiple baby daddies
37:00 <Serenity> and on welfare
37:00 <mrdanger> i am pretty sure he is messed up
37:00 <mrdanger> in the headspace
37:00 <faux> Pretty sure the only truth to that is the slag bit
37:00 <Doodle> looool
37:00 <Serenity> hey you shut up
37:00 <faux> lollllll
38:00 <Serenity> he abuses me every time.paul pisses him off
38:00 <Serenity> its all he has
39:00 <faux> He's been ok with me lately 
39:00 <faux> Wonder when he'll snap 
39:00 <Serenity> [23:32] Join: screwss [a7386e1f.iinet.net.au]
39:00 <Serenity> [23:32] <screwss> lol Serenity ....
39:00 <Serenity> [23:32] * screwss shakes head
39:00 <Serenity> [23:33] <screwss> wellfare leech
39:00 <Serenity> [23:33] Part: screwss [[email protected]]
39:00 <faux> ..
39:00 <faux> Is he still alive
39:00 <faux> Also why
39:00 <mrdanger> lol at wellfare
39:00 <faux> farewell
39:00 <Serenity> night owl = screwss
40:00 <Serenity> im not even on welfare lol and where are all my kids
40:00 <mrdanger> yeah the dude joined on mibbit as soon as pandas got banned
40:00 <mrdanger> I AM SHOCKED
40:00 <Serenity> appalling
40:00 <Doodle> i'm toey
40:00 <mrdanger> anyway Serenity what did you think of  the clip?
40:00 <faux> Yum it's 5 degrees 
41:00 <Serenity> i enjoyed it danger
41:00 <faux> I can't feel the ice wind through me window
41:00 <faux> :')
41:00 <Serenity> very interesting
41:00 <Serenity> i agree with a lot of what he said
41:00 <faux> Is the clip long
41:00 <mrdanger> I think that whole, be receptive and accomodating to your partner, otherwise you end up with two people who are only 20% satisfied is interesting
41:00 <Serenity> 9min
41:00 <faux> Ew
42:00 <Serenity> yeah that part is very true
42:00 <mrdanger> and he did make the point that it shouldnt be triggering, or traumatic
42:00 <mrdanger> also the actualy stats about how many people cheat are interesting
42:00 <Serenity> ohh what a coinkydink
42:00 <mrdanger> and, because im a boy conditioned to believe that girls should want to be faithful
43:00 <mrdanger> im like what, women cheat?!
43:00 <Serenity> hah they sure do
43:00 <Doodle> most of em
43:00 <mrdanger> about half Doodle, same as men
43:00 <mrdanger> but thats because we arent built to have one partner
43:00 <Serenity> i cheat with doodle but dont tell anyone
43:00 <mrdanger> its not really how we are wired
43:00 <Doodle> if you love them so much why dont you marry them mrdanger
43:00 <mrdanger> we being people, not men
44:00 <mrdanger> lobr ehsy?
44:00 <mrdanger> hehe
44:00 <faux> what
44:00 <mrdanger> one key off
44:00 <mrdanger> LOVE WHAT?!?
44:00 <faux> lmao
44:00 <Doodle> women
44:00 <faux> lobr ehsy
44:00 <faux> Sounds Mexican 
44:00 <faux> Do chu LOBR EHSY
44:00 <faux> Yes yes I love her v much
44:00 <mrdanger> I will probably marry this one, but that's not necessarily because I couldn't imagine being with anyone else
44:00 <faux> Wow
45:00 <faux> lol
45:00 <Serenity> lol we have a poster above our bed thats a half naked chick with her butt showing
45:00 <Serenity> our property manager saw it shes like wowww
45:00 <Serenity> id never let my husband have thay
45:00 <Serenity> lol
45:00 <mrdanger> haha
46:00 <mrdanger> its ok we dont need posters
46:00 <mrdanger> we're always imagining you're someone else anyway
46:00 <Maurice> I have Doodles pic laminated above my bed
46:00 <Serenity> that stuff is weird to me
46:00 <Maurice> Easy clean off
46:00 <Serenity> its a poster..
46:00 <Doodle> :o
46:00 <Doodle> bedtime for me luvrs
46:00 <Doodle> ninis o//
47:00 <mrdanger> I think finding a partner is really more about that, finding someone you want to live with/grow with/experience life with
47:00 <Doodle> c u there Maurice
47:00 <mrdanger> and less about just wanting to bang them, and only them
47:00 <Maurice> I'm already there
47:00 <ShadowLurker> i agree mrdanger
47:00 <ShadowLurker> im set
48:00 <mrdanger> I've got a good one, but she cries a lot
48:00 <mrdanger> and it gets on my nerves, but then you're not allowed to be angry at a crying person
48:00 <mrdanger> and then once that drama/insanity is over, you cant bring it up without being the bad guy
48:00 <Serenity> im pure nut case
48:00 <mrdanger> thats probably my biggest issue
48:00 <Serenity> poor shadow lurker
48:00 <Maurice> Punch her
48:00 <ShadowLurker> i dont notice
49:00 <Maurice> I meant mrdangers crying bitch, not Serenity
49:00 <Serenity> ill just chee your face off
49:00 <Serenity> chew.
49:00 <mrdanger> Maurice: I'm a non violent person
50:00 <mrdanger> I'm more of an eye roller, which is probably worse
50:00 <Maurice> Thats your problem
51:00 <mrdanger> I could rule by fear if I wanted but I don't think that would benefit either of us :p
51:00 <mrdanger> also she also grew up in shepp so she might stab me, you never know
52:00 <mrdanger> onces a shepprat always a shepprat
52:00 <ShadowLurker> i barely get mad
52:00 <faux> LMAO
52:00 <faux> SERENITT
52:00 <onces> ill make a good dad, because im one of those not mad, just disapointed
52:00 <onces> kind of guys
52:00 <faux> PLEASE WATCH THIS GUYS STORY ON SNAPCHAT 
52:00 <onces> p
53:00 <onces> god damnit I must be tired my spelling/typing has gone to shitballs
53:00 <Maurice> I'm a good dad
53:00 <Serenity> huh
53:00 <faux> If I give u a username 
53:00 <faux> Follow him rn
53:00 <Serenity> k
53:00 <faux> And watch his story 
53:00 <faux> spaceghostlynch
53:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh you gotta have that "look" that instills fear in the heart of the most disobediant
53:00 <faux> I'm dying at how he says pedo
53:00 <faux> pee dough
54:00 <onces> I have a friend on snapchat who just took the 15 grand he made from growing some pot and went around south america
54:00 <onces> I got some fucking amazing snapchats
54:00 <faux> Nice 
54:00 <onces> like piles of cocaines on piles of prostitutes, mixed in with him helping at a monkey rehab centre
54:00 <onces> feeding baby monkeys and shit
54:00 <Clarkson> so thats exactly the method i would use to motivate the change in behaviour, sell the idea of sex from being musclar
54:00 <onces> it was a good mix
56:00 <onces> I had an interview today with a recruitment guy, and it all went quite well, he was like yeah ill shortlist you and send your resume to the company today
56:00 <onces> and then the final thing he said to me was "I think its a good fit, as long as what you have told me is true"
56:00 <onces> I wanted to punch him in the throat
56:00 <onces> the end
56:00 <AvocadoTaco> dick punch
57:00 <onces> perhaps i cant convey the level of condescention and cuntishness with which he said it
57:00 <onces>  but it was throat punch worthy
57:00 <onces> fuck my spelling at 2am
57:00 <Clarkson> The stig cunt il whip kick ya
58:00 <onces> I spelled condescension with a T
58:00 <Serenity> pea dough
58:00 <Serenity> loool
58:00 <onces> which means its time for me to go to bed
58:00 <onces> goodnight fellow internet relay chat users
58:00 <faux> qloll
58:00 <faux> Night
58:00 <Serenity> night
00:00 <Serenity> haha that guys funny
01:00 <faux> Yah I luff him
01:00 <faux> Such a ranter
02:00 <Serenity> i lovr a good rant
02:00 <faux> pazpaz
02:00 <faux> Is another good one to follow
02:00 <faux> And jusreign 
05:00 <Serenity> fuckk i hate this new tap to view
08:00 <AvocadoTaco> I want tacos :(
08:00 <AvocadoTaco> wonder when this hotel serves breakfast
09:00 <AvocadoTaco> I also wonder when they're going to tow the car I wrecked
10:00 <AvocadoTaco> I got asked for orders
10:00 <AvocadoTaco> naturally I ordered whiskey shots
10:00 <AvocadoTaco> so yea they left me be
10:00 <AvocadoTaco> think some constable is doing a sergeants job
11:00 <AvocadoTaco> whatevs
11:00 <AvocadoTaco> I don't get overtime and its over time
19:00 <ShadowLurker> never go full beehhh
37:00 <AvocadoTaco> my dick
37:00 <AvocadoTaco> your face
37:00 <AvocadoTaco> Hi asl?
43:00 <amsy> shoosh
44:00 <Loof> brrrrrrrrrt
48:00 <AvocadoTaco> lol I just watched some subaru get wrecked
43:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
43:00 <BlackDevil> watching joe dirt 2
05:00 <bromide> hi anyone awake?
08:00 <bromide> hi
08:00 <Osskkaarr> plivent you're waste of space.
33:00 <bromide> thank fuck piss off maurice you dog
33:00 <Clarkson> MSNChat was the shit for picking up girls
33:00 <bromide> yes it was
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Clarkson
33:00 <Clarkson> up yours u fat stinky british cunt
35:00 <bromide> hahahaha suck shit Jamie Kennonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
35:00 <Clarkson> go blog some more cunt
35:00 <bromide> hahaha 
11:00 <desertfox> greetings all!
16:00 <aliasd> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZURPjR9_JE
16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Dale Watson- Tiger Airways Views: 54,817 Uploader: Sean G. Lane Uploaded: Jul 20, 2011 Duration: 2m33s Rating: 4.80
50:00 <ShadowLurker> i heard clarkson takes a fat one in the anus
50:00 <Clarkson> benson and hedges shit
15:00 <Serenity>  they were my smokes
15:00 <ShadowLurker> https://41.media.tumblr.com/c1de0b4b918a8166df76832a796774b9/tumblr_nrksi35n7i1tg8883o1_400.jpg
18:00 <gs69azza> nsfw
18:00 <gs69azza> lol
18:00 <gs69azza> damn it
27:00 <Serenity> jeepers
28:00 <ShadowLurker> tumblr = nsfw
32:00 <gs69azza> noted lol
14:00 <faux> Never feaaaar
14:00 <faux> faux is heeeere 
14:00 <faux> Or something 
15:00 <faux> clarky m8
15:00 <Clarkson> how shit is hart... why was he not in gole line
15:00 <faux> Idk u tell me clarky
15:00 <Clarkson> some EWOK lookin fucker
15:00 <faux> Oh Yes
24:00 <AvocadoTaco> Hi slut
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
03:00 <Dugnuts> tfif huh
03:00 <Dugnuts> woo
06:00 <faux> tfif 2 u 2
06:00 <gs69azza> my boss just woke me up
06:00 <Dugnuts> woooo acronyms
06:00 <gs69azza> I was asleep at my desk
06:00 <Dugnuts> ACRONYMS!
07:00 <Dugnuts> slack fucker
07:00 <Dugnuts> oh goddamnit
07:00 <Dugnuts> gotta go out to the post office
07:00 <Dugnuts> bleh
07:00 <Dugnuts> just sat down
07:00 <Dugnuts> sigh
08:00 <Dugnuts> catch you guys later
15:00 <faux> Lol aaron
16:00 <faux> Excellent work
17:00 <gs69azza> (y)
20:00 <TheRon> you can't always get what you want
20:00 <TheRon> but if you try sometimes you get what you need
24:00 <ShadowLurker> https://40.media.tumblr.com/87476e68669d169e25402ea007dc7b9c/tumblr_nj2gf1lQeF1t8qg2io1_400.png
25:00 <TheRon> what are those two doing?
27:00 <ShadowLurker> whatever it is its in a jeep
31:00 <Osskkaarr> lol
31:00 <Dugnuts> ahhh
31:00 <Dugnuts> thats better
31:00 <Dugnuts> stupid shops
32:00 <pz> unnna
33:00 <Osskkaarr> pz, Your bf was on the other day... he wants another kiss
33:00 <faux> Lol I had to double take with that pic
34:00 <faux> Why I still click shadowlurkers links ill never know 
34:00 <TheRon> don't pretend you don't love them
34:00 <British^Meat> a flaccid penis is exhibited
34:00 <Osskkaarr> I had to look a secondtime also... say what... what is that right there
34:00 <pz> I'LL KNIFE YA
34:00 <faux> lol
35:00 <faux> Don't u have to bus stop to inhabit 
35:00 <Osskkaarr> haha
35:00 <pz> lets talk about sex baby
35:00 <TheRon> what does a collingwood supporter use for protection during sex??
35:00 <TheRon> a bus shelter!
36:00 <pz> a toilet
36:00 <Osskkaarr> pz, Did you just get out of prison?
36:00 <British^Meat> pz can u post heaps of youtube links again?
36:00 <Osskkaarr> haha
37:00 <faux> top quality banter
39:00 <faux> Clarky u cunt
39:00 <Clarkson> google plus is full of cock
39:00 <faux> links clarkson
39:00 <Clarkson> yeh no shit becuase they tell us we cant do it and what do we do? 
39:00 <faux> ok
40:00 <Osskkaarr> pz, What happened to you... did you get knifed?
41:00 <Osskkaarr> KniFe yA!
46:00 <faux> Suicide
47:00 <pz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV3zWSawJiw
47:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Steely Dan- FM (No Static At All) Views: 605,457 Uploader: rt24681012 Uploaded: Dec 29, 2010 Duration: 4m32s Rating: 4.94
50:00 <pz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV3zWSawJiw
50:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Steely Dan- FM (No Static At All) Views: 605,457 Uploader: rt24681012 Uploaded: Dec 29, 2010 Duration: 4m32s Rating: 4.94
50:00 <Osskkaarr> And the tubes start
50:00 <Osskkaarr> NOTHING BUT THE YOUTUBES
51:00 <pz> nice dat
51:00 <anotherirc3r> why the same link?
51:00 <pz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVg2EJvvlF8
51:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: John Lennon - Imagine HD Views: 21,069,435 Uploader: rincondemozyto Uploaded: Dec 31, 2008 Duration: 3m56s Rating: 4.88
51:00 <Osskkaarr> Where did you get that proxy from?
51:00 <anotherirc3r> at least he posted something different
51:00 <pz> lets talk about sex
51:00 <pz> baby
51:00 <Dugnuts> nom nom
52:00 <pz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVg2EJvvlF8
52:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: John Lennon - Imagine HD Views: 21,069,435 Uploader: rincondemozyto Uploaded: Dec 31, 2008 Duration: 3m56s Rating: 4.88
52:00 <TheRon> i've got a peaceful easy feeling
53:00 <pz> 1 more bottle of wine
53:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off cunt
53:00 <ShadowLurker> we dont wanna see your shit
53:00 <Clarkson> i mean shit just happens
54:00 <ShadowLurker> i know Clarkson but we dont wanna see it
54:00 <Clarkson> yeah.. same shit over and over.
54:00 <ShadowLurker> every fuckin day
54:00 <Clarkson> i need to expel half a litre of gas thru my anus
54:00 <ShadowLurker> thatd be more entertaining than watching this fucking gimp post youtube links
54:00 <TheRon> hang on Clarkson i'll light up a cake, see if you can blow out the candles
55:00 <Clarkson> like a bitch
55:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
57:00 <TheRon> all along the watchtower..............
59:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Jimi Hendrix - All Along The Watchtower.mp3 (9.19MB 128kbps Stereo 10:02)
01:00 <pz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nvth-kGtQ8
02:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Skyhooks. Living In The 70's Views: 60,689 Uploader: ozgirlkeh000 Uploaded: Aug 3, 2009 Duration: 3m41s Rating: 4.90
02:00 <anotherirc3r> is this all he does?
03:00 <Osskkaarr> Where did you get that proxy from?
04:00 <Osskkaarr> I'll find it
04:00 <TheRon> how about those aussies, 1 for 337
05:00 <pz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo6aKnRnBxM
05:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Gerry Rafferty - Baker Street (UK) Views: 4,244,649 Uploader: Gerry Rafferty Uploaded: Jan 29, 2011 Duration: 4m21s Rating: 4.93
06:00 <pz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6yyWKzPBCM
06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Eagles - I Can't Tell You Why [w/ lyrics] Views: 17,465,388 Uploader: cyberman000051 Uploaded: Dec 12, 2010 Duration: 4m55s Rating: 4.89
06:00 <TheRon> neither can i
07:00 <pz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6yyWKzPBCM
07:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Eagles - I Can't Tell You Why [w/ lyrics] Views: 17,465,388 Uploader: cyberman000051 Uploaded: Dec 12, 2010 Duration: 4m55s Rating: 4.89
07:00 <TheRon> here here
08:00 <TheRon> touch me babe, can't you see that i am not afraid
09:00 <faux> K
09:00 <pz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DIBV1fj4Qw
09:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: NATAS / LONG AS I LIVE Views: 5,092 Uploader: mrmitcantbe Uploaded: Aug 28, 2008 Duration: 4m18s Rating: 4.83
10:00 <Osskkaarr> Amnet
10:00 <Osskkaarr> static
11:00 <Osskkaarr> lol
12:00 <Doodle> staticlyf
14:00 <TheRon> nearly time doodle
14:00 <Doodle> exciting isnt it
15:00 <TheRon> really is
15:00 <BlackDevil> http://gawker.com/unidentified-dong-dangler-hangs-up-hundreds-of-dildos-a-1717885294?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
16:00 <Doodle> those are all Serenitys
17:00 <Doodle> she is airing them out
17:00 <TheRon> serenity has a gun rack of them
17:00 <Serenity> roflll
17:00 <Serenity> borrowed the  from robs mun
18:00 <Serenity> mum.
18:00 <Doodle> haha
18:00 <TheRon> used, really?!
20:00 <TheRon> ahh yes!
21:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Ween - Push Th' Little Daisies.mp3 (2.61MB 128kbps Stereo 2:50)
21:00 <TheRon> pinball wizard
32:00 <Serenity> im on a booattt
33:00 <Doodle> MOTHERFUCKER
33:00 <Serenity> wtff is this doing on the music channel lol
34:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKQ6nINAeq8
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: GO KINDERGARTEN (feat. ROBYN & SEAN COMBS & PAUL RUDD) Views: 16,433,727 Uploader: thelonelyisland Uploaded: Jun 11, 2013 Duration: 3m0s Rating: 4.73
34:00 <Serenity>  i love paul rudd
34:00 <Doodle> lol yeh he is ace
35:00 <Doodle> you know how i know you're gay
35:00 <Doodle> you like paul rudd
36:00 <Serenity> hahahahaha
36:00 <Serenity> HAVE A MOTHER FUCKING BABY ON THE FLOOR
37:00 <Doodle> lolol
37:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JVwfJGfins
37:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: HUGS (feat. Pharrell) Views: 7,938,167 Uploader: thelonelyisland Uploaded: May 18, 2014 Duration: 2m30s Rating: 4.91
44:00 <ShadowLurker> now ladies, whip your dick out whip your fucking dick out dont ask how just figure it out
44:00 <Clarkson> so i got some free time to type shit into a computers
44:00 <Doodle> lolol
44:00 <Doodle> they helicopter better than me
44:00 <Doodle> :(
49:00 <TheRon> chow mein is on cooking
50:00 <Doodle> nom
50:00 <TheRon> cracklin rosie get on board
51:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw
51:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 3-Way (The Golden Rule) (feat. Justin Timberlake & Lady Gaga) Views: 69,269,001 Uploader: thelonelyisland Uploaded: May 27, 2011 Duration: 3m8s Rating: 4.88
53:00 <faux> You framed an Asia poster?!?!
53:00 <faux> How hard did the people at the frame store laugh when u brought this in
53:00 <ShadowLurker> loool
54:00 <TheRon> everybody has an asia poster
54:00 <Doodle> hahaha
54:00 <Doodle> asia rock
54:00 <TheRon> it was the heat of the moment telling me what my heart meant
57:00 <faux> It's a quote from 40 yr old virgin 
57:00 <Doodle> yee
57:00 <TheRon> it's been a while
58:00 <TheRon> for the 40 yo virgin too
58:00 <Doodle> keke
58:00 <TheRon> i think my virginity is growing back
59:00 <TheRon> whiskey in the jarro
02:00 <TheRon> i love the chow wein aroma
02:00 <TheRon> mein
04:00 <Doodle> chow weiner
04:00 <TheRon> you do?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
04:00 <British^Meat> no
05:00 <TheRon> katatonic_kate01: there's whiskey in the jar
05:00 <anotherirc3r> heya kate
05:00 <Dugnuts> dont believe it
05:00 <Dugnuts> thats his pee jar
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> torn, does that mean that you've got a soft cock now :P
06:00 <TheRon> is not\
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <Dugnuts> thats just what someone with a pee jar would say
08:00 <TheRon> boogie wonderland!
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> your body is a wonderland
08:00 <TheRon> it really is
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods
09:00 <TheRon> sometimes i like to keep a lollipop there
11:00 <Dugnuts> .. in your body?
11:00 <TheRon> you've never seen the simpsons
11:00 <Dugnuts> ohhh, thats right, homer keeps one in his fat rolls right?
12:00 <TheRon> yes
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
12:00 <ShadowLurker> no no no no no
12:00 <TheRon> four tops - baby i need your lovin'
12:00 <ShadowLurker> lollypops go in vaginas
13:00 <ShadowLurker> didnt you know that
13:00 <Dugnuts> well i did know that
13:00 <Serenity> you wot
13:00 <Dugnuts> i was worried about TheRon keeping it in his
13:00 <Dugnuts> body
13:00 <ShadowLurker> oh true
13:00 <ShadowLurker> Clarkson has a few stashed around the place
13:00 <Clarkson> that guy is fucking awesome!!
14:00 <TheRon> family guy is fucking awesome?
14:00 <Clarkson> <mittens> i have scabs on me asshole
14:00 <Doodle> :/
15:00 <ShadowLurker> lol clarky
15:00 <Clarkson> its fuckin awesome
15:00 <TheRon> serenity are the dildos fucking awesome?
15:00 <Clarkson> i'm bringing sexy back, you other fuckers don't know how to act
15:00 <Serenity> what dildos
15:00 <Clarkson> why the fuck did i just eat
15:00 <Serenity> robs mums?
16:00 <TheRon> they're yours now
22:00 <Serenity> dildoey
23:00 <Loof> nobody cares
23:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> liessssssssssssssssss
23:00 <anotherirc3r> not you again
23:00 <Serenity> no really
23:00 <Serenity> no one cares
23:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yess pong
23:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
24:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> y do u all sit on here 
24:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck oiff
24:00 <Clarkson> aah fuck it
24:00 <TheRon> don't you know that i heard it htru the grapevine, not much longer would you be mine
24:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> are u all 1 person?
24:00 <ShadowLurker> yes we are all you
24:00 <ShadowLurker> you are not real
25:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> the one and only 
25:00 <ShadowLurker> it's all a lie
25:00 <TheRon> [[[[[pong]]]]]: gives off a stench
25:00 <ShadowLurker> you think that is air youre breathing
25:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hahaha u watch matrix
25:00 <ShadowLurker> what do you mean
25:00 <ShadowLurker> this is the matrix
26:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong is the only real thing here
26:00 <ShadowLurker> you need to wake up
26:00 <TheRon> i watched the first matrix and lost interest
26:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> then you have no brain
26:00 <ShadowLurker> then you dont understand
26:00 <Loof> u pong [[[[[pong]]]]] 
26:00 <Dugnuts> you guys
26:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> <----- Stench marks
26:00 <Dugnuts> guess what time it is!
27:00 <TheRon> 420?
27:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> tool time
27:00 <Dugnuts> nope and nope
27:00 <Dugnuts> its beer oclock
27:00 <Dugnuts> :D
27:00 <TheRon> that was ages ago
27:00 <Dugnuts> for some people
27:00 <Dugnuts> sure
27:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> y do u all keep mirc alive
27:00 <Dugnuts> lazy bastards
27:00 <Dugnuts> we dont
27:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> the 5 real ppl in here
27:00 <Dugnuts> only people who use mirc keep mirc alive
28:00 <Dugnuts> woooo bitchx
28:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ppl in here used to love pong
28:00 <Serenity> whats wrong with mirc
28:00 <Dugnuts> oh nothing
28:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> mirc is dead
28:00 <Dugnuts> i use it
28:00 <Dugnuts> but its IRC
28:00 <Dugnuts> mirc is a program
28:00 <Serenity> how can a client be dead
29:00 <Dugnuts> a client
29:00 <Dugnuts> indeed
29:00 <Loof> if youuu were born to siiiing, why don't you sing all day and all night yeah yeah woi woiiiiii
29:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> its primitive
29:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong is a singer
29:00 <Dugnuts> chiggidy check yo facts before you wreck yo... facts
29:00 <Dugnuts> goddamnit
29:00 <Dugnuts> wtf rhymes with facts
29:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> racks
29:00 <Dugnuts> nope
29:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> packs
29:00 <Dugnuts> tacts
29:00 <Dugnuts> thats about it
29:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> tacks
30:00 <Dugnuts> do you know what rhyming is?
30:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong writes songs so what do you think
30:00 <faux> Oh my god
30:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
30:00 <Dugnuts> if you think ack sounds like act
30:00 <Dugnuts> lrn 2 speak
31:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong is the only true original member of ausnet left
31:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> you are all fakes
31:00 <Serenity> theres people that have been here way longer than you
31:00 <Serenity> you're like.. 09 at best
31:00 <Dugnuts> is that all?
31:00 <Dugnuts> wow
31:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong was here from the beginning
32:00 <Serenity> maybe like 07
32:00 <British^Meat> >irc is dead, muttered on irc to people on irc
32:00 <Dugnuts> im oot
32:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> no pong comes and goes
32:00 <Dugnuts> gonna go get me some fush and chups
32:00 <TheRon> a quick taste of the chow mein, and well fuck i'm good
32:00 <Clarkson> thank fuck that racist is gone. i couldnt handle another comment against niggers and gooks
32:00 <Dugnuts> this place down from my workmate apparently has great chups
32:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> keep filling your large ashtray Duhnuts
32:00 <Dugnuts> ... what
33:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> keep taking your lithium British^Meats
33:00 <Dugnuts> .. i dont smoke
33:00 <Dugnuts> you sure are a weird one
33:00 <British^Meat> but i dont take lithiumn
33:00 <TheRon> barry manilow writes the songs
33:00 <British^Meat> i dont get it
33:00 <Dugnuts> keep being insane [[[[[pong]]]]]
34:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
34:00 <TheRon> terrence trent darby - sign your name
34:00 <British^Meat> Keep taking (insert vague insult here) you (insert body shaming type here) (insert sexual preference here)
35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> British^Meats you are cold
36:00 <TheRon> cold meats?
37:00 <TheRon> i watched the family guy simpsons cross over the other night
39:00 <faux> Serenity 
39:00 <TheRon> anybody actually used marvin gaye during love making sessions??
39:00 <Serenity> faux
40:00 <faux> U irl http://imgur.com/8DsIqQz
40:00 <TheRon> i'm not shaving anywhere near there
41:00 <ShadowLurker> why ot
41:00 <ShadowLurker> not
41:00 <TheRon> too close!
41:00 <ShadowLurker> not even
41:00 <ShadowLurker> iss easy
41:00 <British^Meat> lrn2shave.com
41:00 <ShadowLurker> chicks dig nude todgers
42:00 <TheRon> the chicks i'm paying don't seem to mind
42:00 <faux> lol
42:00 <TheRon> too personal?
42:00 <faux> omgosh I hope serenity isn't plotting my death
42:00 <TheRon> oh she is!
43:00 <Serenity> LOL @ that pic
43:00 <Serenity> my poor vag
43:00 <TheRon> chciks say that after a night with me
44:00 <faux> Lmao
44:00 <faux> Uncle gus ur filthy
44:00 <TheRon> wanna be startin' something
45:00 <Serenity> fucking weather thing saying its 20 degees
45:00 <Serenity> im shivering my ass off
46:00 <TheRon> you perth ppl have it good
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya… it was 7 degrees in sydney this morning :|
46:00 <TheRon> tops of 6 degrees in ballarat
46:00 <Serenity> its not 20 at all
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> raining :|
46:00 <Serenity> its fucking freezing
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wish it was 20 degrees
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd walk around semi naked… basking in the warmth of the sun
47:00 <TheRon> topless?
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, has to be 30 for that to happen
47:00 <TheRon> so there is a temp
47:00 <faux> Was 3 here
47:00 <faux> And beautiful 
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> 3!
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah!
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's about 3 in my kitchen at the moment
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> feels like it anyways lol
49:00 <faux> Ehehe
52:00 <TheRon> faux tip the storm?
54:00 <Serenity> omg faux
55:00 <TheRon> stop in the name of love, think it over
56:00 <TheRon> beers have taken over
56:00 <faux> Yes I did gus
56:00 <TheRon> good girl
58:00 <TheRon> ppl say i'm the life of the party 'cos i tell a joke or two
58:00 <faux> lmao
59:00 <TheRon> faux platoon is my fave movie
59:00 <faux> Oh ok
59:00 <faux> Never heard of it
59:00 <TheRon> charlie sheen
59:00 <TheRon> willem dafoe
59:00 <TheRon> tom berenger
59:00 <TheRon> johnny depp
01:00 <TheRon> let's groove tonight
02:00 <TheRon> share the spice of life
02:00 <faux> Loooll
09:00 <TheRon> i just called to say i love you
10:00 <TheRon> i just called to say how much i care
14:00 <TheRon> can we talk about serenity's dildos again that was fun]
17:00 <TheRon> milli vanilli - blame it on the rain
17:00 <Bastardly_One> apt song for today
21:00 <TheRon> if there's a smile on my face it's only there to fool the public\
23:00 <TheRon> the tears of a clown when there's no one around
32:00 <Arsehole> [[[[[pong]]]]]: i remember you. you smell like shit
32:00 <TheRon> baby you send me
33:00 <TheRon> set adrift on memory bliss of you
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> to heaven?
33:00 <MrMark> oh god no its me again!!!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
33:00 <Bastardly_One> soccer starts on Go
33:00 <Bastardly_One> rn
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yay
34:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Bastardly_One
34:00 <Bastardly_One> hey hey
34:00 <TheRon> you'll never walk alone
34:00 <anotherirc3r> how are you?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> if they don't beat Roar there's an issue
35:00 <TheRon> oh and go Everton
35:00 <Bastardly_One> good, except I slipped over in a big puddle about an hour ago
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a bit embarrassing
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and wet
35:00 <anotherirc3r> lol nice work
36:00 <TheRon> take me to church......
37:00 <TheRon> aaaaa aaaaaamen amen amen
40:00 <invizzi> good
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Hozier piss me off
42:00 <invizzi> is that a canadian?
44:00 <TheRon> hozier didn't crash at yours on the weekend?
44:00 <MrMark> its friday!!party time!!
45:00 <TheRon> paul mccartney 0 dance  tonight
48:00 <Bastardly_One> there goes the best club song in the world
48:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds so good when a crowd sings it
49:00 <TheRon> ratcat - don't go now
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg!
49:00 <TheRon> thats what she said
50:00 <invizzi> wow i remember that old band
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol@ron
51:00 <TheRon> how long since you've said OMG katatonic_kate01 ?
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> about 2 hours
52:00 <TheRon> damn!
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know, right!
52:00 <TheRon> was the hubby involved?
52:00 <partay> *SIP*
53:00 <TheRon> why don't you come on over Valerie
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> A lady never tells ron ;)
53:00 <TheRon> you're a lady?
54:00 <nate> what do ladies do?:
54:00 <nate> make scones?
54:00 <TheRon> nate involves a rabbit
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i'm a lady with class and sophistication, intelligence 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> and amazingly beautiful 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> *hair flicks*
56:00 <StrykerX> LOL
56:00 <TheRon> you were alone then?
56:00 <StrykerX> Wakey wakey kate :P
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> I said, a lady never tells!
56:00 <TheRon> she was alone
57:00 <Serenity> i has a lollipop
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
57:00 <TheRon> did you find the little man in the boat?
57:00 <Serenity> ahaha'
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're assuming i masturbated, I could have just eaten cake!
58:00 <couleurs> go da dees
58:00 <TheRon> better fro me if you just masturbated
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh… right
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah flicked the bean
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> for about an hour or 2
59:00 <TheRon> nice!
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i had several friends with me
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> all female… 
59:00 <TheRon> thomas?
59:00 <couleurs> pics
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
00:00 <TheRon> thomas has friends
00:00 <Wayne_Jarman> do people still get banned for saying cunt in here?
00:00 <Clarkson> dragons told him prob to fuck off
00:00 <TheRon> no
01:00 <couleurs> go da dees
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah the fat controller 
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> was awesome
01:00 <Serenity> CUNT
01:00 <TheRon> look here cunt......
01:00 <CUNT> what cunt?
01:00 <Serenity> see 'ere cunt
02:00 <Serenity> jurassic cunt
02:00 <TheRon> cunt lips
02:00 <invizzi> hillary cunton
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh loz
02:00 <TheRon> have we said cunt enough yet?
02:00 <CUNT> no cunt!
03:00 <invizzi> cunty 
03:00 <TheRon> damn cunt
03:00 <Clarkson> need to hang a shit on all qurans
03:00 <Serenity> land before cunt
03:00 <milk> I'm sick of islamics
03:00 <TheRon> law and order special cunt victims
03:00 <Serenity> loool
03:00 <invizzi> kuntucky fried .. cunt
03:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
04:00 <Serenity> hungry cunts
04:00 <Clarkson> but fuck it
04:00 <TheRon> it's probably enough
04:00 <milk> I might take up selling smack to get some dollars
04:00 <milk> everyone's on it
05:00 <milk> just money waiting for a seller
05:00 <MrMark> music later TheRon
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you're obsessed with it enough to suggest you've an issue with that shit
05:00 <TheRon> joni mitchell - river
05:00 <Serenity> SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME
05:00 <Serenity> eff.
05:00 <Bastardly_One> would explain a lot about milk
05:00 <invizzi> good track
05:00 <TheRon> bit teary
05:00 <milk> I live inner city
06:00 <milk> every weekend, a flood of junkies comes down the street
06:00 <couleurs> goin' in 2 business with u milk let's become kingpins
06:00 <milk> I'll be the mastermind, you can do the kingpin knuckles
07:00 <couleurs> ok:)))))
08:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs
08:00 <Bastardly_One> are you watching the game?
08:00 <TheRon> beck - dreams
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Roar just scored 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> bit fucking rude
08:00 <TheRon> woo hoo!
08:00 <couleurs> oh yeah i'll turn it on now
08:00 <milk> jamiroqai
08:00 <couleurs> i forgot
09:00 <couleurs> which 1 is bvb
09:00 <TheRon> lish go SA SPURS
10:00 <Lish> Hahahahaha incorrect
10:00 <Lish> Cavsssss
10:00 <aliasd> http://www.trueactivist.com/this-is-what-happened-when-the-city-of-melbourne-gave-email-addresses-to-trees/
10:00 <TheRon> spurs
10:00 <TheRon> pop is the best coach
11:00 <TheRon> spurs have the best 5
11:00 <couleurs> the new white kit is decent, finally got a proper label not some american bs nike wannabe
11:00 <couleurs> UNDER ARMER
11:00 <Lish> Spurs are alright
11:00 <Lish> Pop is best coach 
12:00 <Lish> But cavs look good healthy 
12:00 <TheRon> leonard takes care of le bron
14:00 <couleurs> carn brisbene roar tigers
15:00 <couleurs> where's sterling n suarez
18:00 <couleurs> good gole gerrard
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Roar are appearing to be all over them
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that's disappointing
28:00 <Loof> i cant wait till they 3d map the entire planet (like google maps but 3d instead of 2d photos)
29:00 <Loof> imagine being able to wander a virtual earth anywhere on the planet
31:00 <invizzi> yeah i can imagine flying a drone in a forest and then a 3d view using that hololens 
31:00 <Loof> the camera wouldn't be able to capture the insides of houses for example tho, it couldn't see through roofs or walls
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I nearly got a little drone the other day
31:00 <couleurs> put countinho on already
31:00 <couleurs> this is boring
32:00 <Bastardly_One> except with my luck I'd fly it out of range and loose it
32:00 <Loof> it could just be updated every six months like google maps when changes happen to the landscape
33:00 <Loof> the future will own
34:00 <couleurs> y does that guy got a niger haircut
34:00 <milk> you gonna perv on the neighbours?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that Roar dude?
34:00 <couleurs> yes
34:00 <Bastardly_One> he looks fucking stupid yeah?
34:00 <invizzi> my eyes are killing me i need a a better irc client
36:00 <milk> its friday, have a drink
37:00 <Bastardly_One> for a boring half
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that went pretty quick
38:00 <couleurs> real madrid vs roma thank u brisbene u suk
38:00 <Bastardly_One> hold a sign up saying hi #melbourne 
38:00 <AvocadoTaco> ffs
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that's on tomorrow night 
38:00 <Dugnuts> cheers everyone!
39:00 <couleurs> yea and my bvb shirt
39:00 <AvocadoTaco> tow truck driver slapped the dent out today
39:00 <AvocadoTaco> just a bent tie rof
39:00 <couleurs> if u c a cool guy in bvb yello that me
39:00 <AvocadoTaco> rod
56:00 <partay> couleurs hows your bum for grubs ?
56:00 <couleurs> good thank u
59:00 <ooomp> It's dead
59:00 <ooomp> A little more effort please
00:00 <couleurs> hi ooomp 
00:00 <ooomp> Hi backstabber
00:00 <couleurs> :o
00:00 <ooomp> Heard you weren't being nice about me :(
00:00 <partay> lol
00:00 <couleurs> by who...
01:00 <partay> ooomp let her have it 
01:00 <ooomp> Acting all innocent now
02:00 <couleurs> that's me!!!!!!!
04:00 <ooomp> [20:25] <couleurs> WEIRDO
04:00 <couleurs> ehehe
06:00 <amsy> lol
07:00 <couleurs> ok
08:00 <amsy> http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/690/166/6c8.png
09:00 <doctor> Hello amsy and hello couleurs 
09:00 <amsy> hello doctor
10:00 <milk> https://youtu.be/XN7ZRXBd_H8
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10:00 <doctor> that's creepy
11:00 <couleurs> hello doctor 
11:00 <couleurs> un-hi @ ooomp 
12:00 <ooomp> un-hi couleurs x every time
13:00 <couleurs> GOOD.
16:00 <doctor> no fighting plz it hurts
16:00 <couleurs> HuGz 'N KiSSeZz
17:00 <doctor> thats better :)
17:00 <invizzi> weird video
18:00 <ooomp> Yay
18:00 <ooomp> Thank God.
19:00 <couleurs> hi [[[[[pong]]]]] 
19:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiiiiiii
20:00 <xm> [[[[[pong]]]]] !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:00 <StrykerX> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Search?go=Go&search=[[[pong]]]: Hullo
20:00 <StrykerX> Your nick fucks with my IRC client!
21:00 <Clarkson> they should both shut the fuck up
21:00 <anotherirc3r> hai [[[[[pong]]]]]
21:00 <couleurs> u have bean [[[[[pong]]]]]'ed
24:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pppl in here remember pong
24:00 <nate> u thought u just smelt :)
25:00 <nate> smelt some silver coins baby!
27:00 <StrykerX> pong, when will you mix pooes and wees?
27:00 <StrykerX> Like the old days
27:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong mix soon....
27:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who has large micing bowl?
27:00 <ShadowLurker> dis fuckhead
27:00 <StrykerX> Yesssss
27:00 <anotherirc3r> what StrykerX!?
27:00 <StrykerX> This is the old pong
27:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yeaassss
28:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> where is netz?
28:00 <StrykerX> anotherirc3r: You don't remember pong?
28:00 <StrykerX> Netz doesn't get on here anymore.
28:00 <anotherirc3r> nope
28:00 <StrykerX> Pong, how's #pooland?
28:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> how do you know of #pooland??
29:00 <StrykerX> pong used to promote it.
29:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> * You were kicked from #pooland by AustNet (channel used for abuse [[email protected]])
29:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> #pooland closed now
30:00 <partay> lol trekster
30:00 <Dugnuts> sigh
30:00 <ShadowLurker> dugbignuts
30:00 <Dugnuts> bloody game isnt going well
30:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno bout that
30:00 <Dugnuts> one is a little bigger than the other
30:00 <Dugnuts> but i wouldnt say they are overly large
30:00 <ShadowLurker> dugonelittleonebignuts
30:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> how can we reopen #pooland?
30:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
30:00 <Dugnuts> i looked it up
30:00 <Dugnuts> its normal!
31:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
32:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/wCbVjiM.jpg
32:00 <Dugnuts> they just found porn
32:00 <Clarkson> Daniel:  fuck off cunt
33:00 <Dugnuts> sigh
33:00 <Dugnuts> this friday night football game is not great
33:00 <Dugnuts> 26 0
33:00 <nate> cc is that u ?:)
34:00 <couleurs> HEHehhahehea
34:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
35:00 <couleurs> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ couleurs ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> noooo only pong has stench marks
35:00 <Dugnuts> dude, you must have some kind of syndrome with a name
35:00 <Dugnuts> you really are crazy
35:00 <Dugnuts> certifiable surely
36:00 <partay> yah pong is bonkers cray creay 
36:00 <couleurs> he is pong, leader of syndromes
36:00 <partay> then pictard licked it all off 
37:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Picard
38:00 <StrykerX> That's the old pong
39:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> there is only 1 pong
39:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> many imposters
42:00 <StrykerX> pong, remember Picard?
42:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> * You were kicked from #pooland by AustNet (channel used for abuse [[email protected]])
42:00 <Picard> hey anotherirc3r
43:00 <partay> you know picard.. fat ugly, bald, creepy ??
43:00 <Picard> still obsessed i see
43:00 <partay> hahaha
43:00 <StrykerX> Picard: Do you remember pong?
43:00 <partay> its funnier cos its true 
43:00 <amsy> FiFa
43:00 <Picard> no
43:00 <StrykerX> He used to come here when you used the nick captain_picard
43:00 <AvocadoTaco> do aliens ejaculate?
44:00 <Picard> no idea
44:00 <invizzi> they cum spores
44:00 <anotherirc3r> when did he use that nick?
44:00 <StrykerX> When I was an op here
44:00 <StrykerX> lol
44:00 <Picard> nfi
44:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
44:00 <anotherirc3r> which was when?!
44:00 <Serenity> StrykerX is talking shit he never had ops here DREAMIN
44:00 <anotherirc3r> damn oldschools
44:00 <AvocadoTaco> any idea about 14 year old aliens, Picard?
44:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
45:00 <Serenity> pong
45:00 <AvocadoTaco> ping
45:00 <StrykerX> Serenity: Bite me.
45:00 <Serenity> im only saying this once. talk like a normal human or fuck off
45:00 <Picard> wtf are u  cunts on tonight?
45:00 <Serenity> and if you dont fuck off ill make u
45:00 <StrykerX> Like the good ol' days ;D
45:00 <Serenity> u love it when i bite tho
45:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who u talk to
45:00 <AvocadoTaco> I'm just on drugs
45:00 <Serenity> YOU [[[[[pong]]]]]
45:00 <ShadowLurker> https://40.media.tumblr.com/0d01150c710773909d488fe9de7ab540/tumblr_nrktvcaTkT1tg8883o1_400.jpg
45:00 <StrykerX> I do, I do.
45:00 <AvocadoTaco> just fucking relax aye
45:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong is
46:00 <Picard> Serenity is angry, this wont end well for [[[[[pong]]]]]
46:00 <AvocadoTaco> stop lying
46:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ops in here used to G-Line pong
46:00 <invizzi> thats my gf
46:00 <AvocadoTaco> perhaps you should buy a flesh light
46:00 <partay> ShadowLurker you like the black nip?
46:00 <Serenity> its cocoa
46:00 <Serenity> dont be racist
47:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
47:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> someone make pong a hot mug of brown coco
47:00 <AvocadoTaco> cocoanut?
47:00 <invizzi> gimme hot milo anyway
47:00 <Serenity> im gonna do a loof and start ignoring people in a minute
47:00 <Serenity> mmm milo
47:00 <AvocadoTaco> you know how you break them? bash them together
47:00 <partay> you need to rage quit then come back in 2mins 
48:00 <Serenity> FUCK YOU PARTAY
48:00 <AvocadoTaco> RAAAAAAGE
48:00 <invizzi> buy a stupid coconut from the supermarket and spend your arvo outside with a hammer and chisel
48:00 <ShadowLurker> https://38.media.tumblr.com/f07aa071751ad8420fb167880086851e/tumblr_nrhaihLpuP1s3zhxeo1_500.gif
49:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> someone op pong
49:00 <Serenity> no
49:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> y
49:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong make good op
49:00 <Serenity> [6:49pm] --> *ChanOP** #melbourne is in OpRestrict mode. You may not op [[[[[pong]]]]] here
49:00 <ShadowLurker> massive pillowy https://41.media.tumblr.com/a42b9ae7ebbcda47f6aac5ab95fda7e9/tumblr_nqmnzk3M9Q1utk91to1_500.jpg
49:00 <ooomp> Once was enough
49:00 <Serenity> but it happened 4 times
49:00 <Serenity> so no it wasnt
50:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> y u banish pong 4
50:00 <invizzi> i got a good one
50:00 <AvocadoTaco> https://youtu.be/-tlSsWbF2ww
50:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: ABC TV - RAGE intro (ABQ-2, 1995) Views: 15,967 Uploader: FLEMISHDOG Uploaded: Jul 21, 2012 Duration: 0m56s Rating: 5.00
50:00 <ooomp> Yes but the same result!
50:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> stop
50:00 <Serenity> y
50:00 <AvocadoTaco> my dick has a voice
50:00 <Clarkson> but that cunt was shooting up liquid and ice at once
52:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> * You were kicked from #pooland by AustNet (channel used for abuse [[email protected]]) who closed #pooland????
52:00 <AvocadoTaco> fucked gay cunts
52:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yessss death to gays
52:00 <Clarkson> they are sexy
52:00 <AvocadoTaco> austnet doesn't want users or channels
53:00 <Serenity> taco do you want a wristy? would that make you normal again?
53:00 <AvocadoTaco> nah I'm ok
53:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong want wrisy
54:00 <Serenity> these chicks im in a fb group with
54:00 <Serenity> are saying that people who cheat are likely to rape.
54:00 <Serenity> i dont even..
54:00 <faux>  .
54:00 <AvocadoTaco> makes sense
54:00 <faux> .
54:00 <Serenity> no it fucking doesnt
55:00 <AvocadoTaco> yea whatevs next
55:00 <AvocadoTaco> (sarcasm)
55:00 <Serenity> thats avacado kate
56:00 <Serenity> thanks*
56:00 <AvocadoTaco> you know people who shoplift are likely to get abortions
56:00 <AvocadoTaco> oh the humanity
58:00 <AvocadoTaco> we should all read the bible with a skeptical mind. that'll solve everything
58:00 <Bastardly_One> put the scotch down
58:00 <Serenity> ^^
59:00 <AvocadoTaco> also lets tell some Christians we don't respect their right to religion because we're so smert
59:00 <Bastardly_One> on another exciting note ... I might nuke this shepperds pie
59:00 <Bastardly_One> too impatient to wait for it in the oven
59:00 <AvocadoTaco> I'm living like a king. Coles smartbuy lasagna
00:00 <invizzi> i wanna join a christian group
00:00 <Dugnuts> not enough ignorance in your life already huh?
00:00 <Zade> lol
00:00 <invizzi> im ready to be a good boy
01:00 <slower> Bastardly_One you going to put a pie in a micro-oven?
02:00 <AvocadoTaco> Christianity actually teaches good values. better values than bogans teach
02:00 <Dugnuts> sure
02:00 <Dugnuts> with bullshit lies about how the universe was born
02:00 <Dugnuts> but if you need that warm lie to make you feel better
02:00 <Dugnuts> go for it
02:00 <Doodle> so what did you do with your friday night
03:00 <Doodle> oh not much just argued about religion on the internet
03:00 <AvocadoTaco> I don't rly care if people believe in God or xenu. it's not my place to tell them their faith is wrong or stupid
03:00 <Dugnuts> watched half of a shitty league game
03:00 <Dugnuts> bought csgo
03:00 <Dugnuts> argued after i died
03:00 <AvocadoTaco> actually Genesis is compatible with science
03:00 <AvocadoTaco> just idiets don't see that
03:00 <Dugnuts> so the earth is 5000 years old?
03:00 <Dugnuts> interesting
03:00 <Doodle> hyundai genesis?
04:00 <AvocadoTaco> some specific detail is wrong yes. but that doesn't mean it's all rubbish
05:00 <Zade> i think they look rubbish 
05:00 <thestig> GO RICIARDO
05:00 <AvocadoTaco> coincidentally our solar system is 5,000,000,000 years old
05:00 <Doodle> woooooooo
06:00 <Dugnuts> and the whole garden of eden
06:00 <Dugnuts> with other humans outside of it?
06:00 <Dugnuts> listen, its a good book for teaching morals
06:00 <thestig> sup nuts
06:00 <Dugnuts> but as far as history is concerned
06:00 <Dugnuts> ignore the fucking thing
06:00 <Doodle> morals
06:00 <Doodle> like stoning women for adultery?
06:00 <faux> The only punching that's cool is tongue punching me cunny 
06:00 <faux> WOW
06:00 <Doodle> LOL
06:00 <faux> Wrong window
06:00 <faux> lmaoooo
06:00 <Doodle> ahahha
06:00 <faux> Serenity. 
06:00 <Dugnuts> obviously faux likes it rough
07:00 <thestig> LOL LIES
07:00 <faux> fuck.
07:00 <thestig> SNARTTTTTTTT
07:00 <faux> shut up u cunts
07:00 <Clarkson> if u got the dick
07:00 <faux> I was talking to sez
07:00 <thestig> i think i just snarted
07:00 <faux> :'(
07:00 <faux> Hey snarty
07:00 <faux> Rofl
07:00 <faux> Filth
07:00 <Serenity> whos punching fauxes snot box
08:00 <Doodle> not me
08:00 <AvocadoTaco> the first two humans. evolution agrees with the concept
08:00 <Doodle> i had a snot block today tho
08:00 <thestig> harder then mayweather
08:00 <faux> :-(
08:00 <Serenity> mmm snot blawk
08:00 <faux> Calling it a snot box is so rank
09:00 <Doodle> it was glorious
09:00 <partay> <faux> The only punching that's cool is tongue punching me cunny 
09:00 <thestig> loll
09:00 <thestig> cunny might be code words for chocolate starfish
09:00 <faux> Yes thanks for repeating it partay
09:00 <Doodle> either way
10:00 <faux> No ew
10:00 <faux> My butt is off limits ok
10:00 <Serenity> faux and i were sexting
10:00 <Serenity> now youve killed it
10:00 <Doodle> they all say that at first
10:00 <faux> Can only spanky
10:00 <Dugnuts> she killed it
10:00 <Dugnuts> dont blame us
10:00 <Doodle> then theyre like OMG SHOVE IT IN
10:00 <Doodle> HURRY
10:00 <Serenity> haha
10:00 <faux> .
10:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
10:00 <Doodle> ^5
11:00 <Maurice> Usually it's Doodle yelling that when we're together
11:00 <Doodle> ;)
11:00 <faux> I think doodle is dugnuts' idol
11:00 <partay> faux has a tidy vag
11:00 <faux> His tongue is firmly planted in his asshole
11:00 <faux> Lol
11:00 <Clarkson> dipped a dildo into liquid
11:00 <Serenity> she does
11:00 <Maurice> Clarkson knows
11:00 <Clarkson> i might have to poop soon
11:00 <Serenity> that was def faux
11:00 <AvocadoTaco> Dugnuts, lemme know when you find more ammo so I can defend a religion I don't believe in
11:00 <faux> Lmao
12:00 <ShadowLurker> Tongue punch me box
12:00 <faux> .
12:00 <Serenity> fucing hell faux you gave all these dudes boners
12:00 <Doodle> bam
12:00 <faux> H8 u all
12:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahah
12:00 <Doodle> i already had one
12:00 <faux> I most certainly did not
12:00 <Serenity> now theyre gonna go on about box tonguing for years
12:00 <nate> i had 2 but i gave 2 away ;l
13:00 <Doodle> lol
13:00 <thestig> lol partay
14:00 <faux> Imagine the flash licking the cunny
14:00 <faux> Sllp done
14:00 <thestig> lolll
14:00 <thestig> clit zap
15:00 <faux> lmao
15:00 <faux> I just realised how nerdy that sounded
15:00 <AvocadoTaco> anyone with anything to do with comics, is a virgin
15:00 <invizzi> what about comic movies?
15:00 <partay> faux well you are a nerdlinger
15:00 <faux> Yeah that's a solid theory
18:00 <Dugnuts> i like comics
18:00 <Dugnuts> not a virgin
19:00 <simba> i like virgins, not a comic
20:00 <Dugnuts> not a fan of virgins
20:00 <Dugnuts> have to teach them everything
20:00 <simba> you like em used and abused right
20:00 <StrykerX> Least you can teach them right.
21:00 <Maurice> With a busted kipper
29:00 <partay> Maurice want me to tongue punch your cunny ?
30:00 <Dugnuts> smoke me a kipper
30:00 <Dugnuts> i'll be back for breakfast
46:00 <Doodle> http://content.toptenhen.com/d3ed19b0-34c9-4bf2-a99d-725dce68f264.jpg
47:00 <Dugnuts> cant you be there pong
47:00 <Dugnuts> like
47:00 <Dugnuts> way over there
47:00 <Dugnuts> away from here
47:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> nooo
48:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
49:00 <StrykerX> pong, dugnuts missed you.
49:00 <Dugnuts> take your meds mate
49:00 <Dugnuts> calm down
49:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> lots of ppl missed pong
49:00 <Bastardly_One> the loch ness monster is likely to be a large catfish apparently
49:00 <Dugnuts> yes im sure the 7 people in your head missed you
49:00 <Dugnuts> take the meds
49:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong not on meds
50:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Dugnuts do u still smoke Stradbroke Reds?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> does that brand even exist anymore?
50:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yessss
50:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> do u like them b1?
51:00 <partay> https://www.facebook.com/TheWindowsClub/photos/a.10151038523871201.476062.173416331200/10152657503556201/?type=1
52:00 <StrykerX> I thought Stradbroke was absorbed by Longbeach
52:00 <partay> noone smokes anymore
52:00 <StrykerX> llooll
53:00 <AvocadoTaco> yea they all gave it up when the nsw gov banned smoking in outdoor dining areas
53:00 <partay> arent ciggies like $15 a pack these days ?
53:00 <Doodle> and the rest
53:00 <Bastardly_One> $15?
53:00 <partay> wha?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> try another 10 - 15 dollars
53:00 <Bastardly_One> depending on what you smoke
53:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> what u smoke b1?
54:00 <Doodle> cock
54:00 <Doodle> :P
54:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you ... I don't even have a retort
54:00 <Clarkson> you like it big in your ass
54:00 <Bastardly_One> sad really
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <Doodle> hahaha
55:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> big stinky bum
55:00 <Doodle> even the bot is ganging up
55:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who is a bot
55:00 <Doodle> me
57:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong also has doodle
58:00 <Dugnuts> yomomma is a bot
59:00 <Dugnuts> you are a bot
59:00 <Dugnuts> just programmed badly
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
59:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 has a doodle
59:00 <AvocadoTaco> perhaps you should get a flesh light
59:00 <couleurs> what's every1 wearing
59:00 <Dugnuts> she wishes
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yus, yus i do
59:00 <Dugnuts> trackies
59:00 <partay> all chicks have penis envy
00:00 <Clarkson> [12:11:01] bludge of ya mothers in hell
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> totally
00:00 <AvocadoTaco> I was wearing a cunt earlier, but I took it off
00:00 <Dugnuts> this is the winter ensemble from tarjey
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> a flesh light cunt?
00:00 <AvocadoTaco> got too hot
00:00 <AvocadoTaco> kate, how do you feel about christians?
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't believe in their belief system 
01:00 <couleurs> christians bale
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> would fuck him…. 
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> he's a bit hawt - however appears overly cunty
02:00 <Dugnuts> that makes him hotter tho right
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> um no
02:00 <Dugnuts> you say that, but i get laid more as an asshole than when i try to be nice
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i'm sure you do *winks*
03:00 <Dugnuts> come on, you should know by now i dont lie around here
04:00 <AvocadoTaco> kate, do you tell christians they're dumb?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah dug…. nods. awesome.
05:00 <Dugnuts> :/
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> No, I don't tell christians that they're dumb… i just say I don't agree with them on a lot of things...
06:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong christian
06:00 <Serenity> god is he still going on about that
06:00 <partay> ive given up believing in god for lent 
07:00 <Dugnuts> i got kicked out of sunday school as a kid for telling the teacher that the bible didnt make any sense
07:00 <Dugnuts> they didnt like that
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> as if
08:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong kicked out of school for mixing...
08:00 <Doodle> lol partay
08:00 <Bastardly_One> keep that bowl to yourself
08:00 <Dugnuts> nope
08:00 <Dugnuts> again, i dont lie kate
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah ok taco
09:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Black Eyed Peas - Dont Lie.mp3 (5.36MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:51)
09:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Bastardly_One when did you last smoke Stradbroke Reds?
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i mean ok dug
09:00 <Bastardly_One> cool story Dugnuts but yeah likely bullshit
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
09:00 <Dugnuts> .. its not
09:00 <Dugnuts> i was 5
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> wotever!
10:00 <Doodle> i was 5 too
10:00 <Dugnuts> sigh
10:00 <Doodle> about 100 years ago
10:00 <Dugnuts> you guys are dicks
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> At 5 years old, you wouldn't have had the insight!
10:00 <partay> thanks Doodle
10:00 <Dugnuts> i could spot a story that didnt make sense
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think most kids would kate
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> no you couldn't
10:00 <Dugnuts> well i dont care what you say
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly b1
10:00 <Dugnuts> it happened
10:00 <Dugnuts> i know my own fucking life
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> in your own lunch box, sure
11:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who in here has a pimply bum???
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, sad thing is you probably don't
11:00 <Bastardly_One> even as an adult you have to know about things like equinoxes and whatnot 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> to understands the metaphores
11:00 <Bastardly_One> so as a 5 year old
11:00 <Bastardly_One> hardly likely
11:00 <Bastardly_One> to *understand
11:00 <Serenity> who even cares
11:00 <Serenity> it was a shit story anyway. it didnt have one dragon
12:00 <Doodle> no car chases
12:00 <Bastardly_One> had a wizard though I guess
12:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong is ritcher than all of u
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> have you seen fast and the furious 7?
12:00 <Doodle> neg
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, don't bother aye
13:00 <Doodle> i dont go to the movies to watch the movie
13:00 <Doodle> oh
13:00 <Doodle> unless i go with my sister
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah d/l duh
13:00 <Doodle> obv
14:00 <Doodle> @mp3 ABBA - Fernando.mp3 (3.85MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:12)
15:00 <Doodle> can you hear the drums for nandosssssssssssss
15:00 <MrsBart> hi hi hello!
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> ahh good ol' fernando!
16:00 <partay> Doodle can i come to the movies with you and your sister?
16:00 <Doodle> sure
16:00 <partay> ill sit in the middle
16:00 <Bastardly_One> hi hi hello twin person
17:00 <Dugnuts> mscat
17:00 <Dugnuts> be cautious
17:00 <MrsBart> always Dugnuts
18:00 <Dugnuts> i was telling the others to be cautious of you
18:00 <Dugnuts> any girl smart enough to get a proxy is worth being wary of :P
18:00 <Doodle> boy
18:00 <Doodle> Mr sBart
19:00 <MrsBart> nawww
19:00 <MrsBart> Doodle
20:00 <Dugnuts> hahhaa
20:00 <Dugnuts> cute
20:00 <MrsBart> I'd never question fred flinstone's knowledge of tehnology
20:00 <MrsBart> tech*
20:00 <Dugnuts> its all levers and wheels
20:00 <Dugnuts> all the way down
20:00 <Dugnuts> :P
21:00 <partay> damn picard left
21:00 <partay> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11692691_1472407516404216_8990235790306649537_n.jpg?oh=cd7b1929de58ca4744b9e559dbf7866c&oe=56101FA6&__gda__=1448775981_857d443eb571340e3ffec7e97c3e4274
22:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
22:00 <partay> pong dont be a mong 
23:00 <Serenity> pong the mong youve got it all wrong, no one wants your dong so sing a song
24:00 <AvocadoTaco> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1109882/Man-created-Barbie-Ken-dolls-kinky-swinger-manic-need-sexual-gratification.html
24:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who wants go movies
25:00 <Serenity> whats in it for me
25:00 <AvocadoTaco> apparently ken and barbie were modeled after two kids... who were siblings
25:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> free tongue kisses
25:00 <partay> ewwwww
25:00 <Serenity> ummm
26:00 <Serenity> sound sgreat maybe next time
26:00 <faux> croikey
27:00 <faux> Is it Friday wtf
27:00 <Picard> yes
27:00 <Serenity> yes lol
27:00 <faux> This week went so fast 
27:00 <partay> faux movie and a wristy ?
27:00 <Picard> for another 93 minutes
27:00 <faux> I just watched a movie
27:00 <faux> Now I'm in bed enjoying me wine like a nanna
27:00 <Doodle> omg
27:00 <Doodle> crazy
27:00 <faux> cwasy
27:00 <MrsBart> omg its friday
27:00 <Doodle> i'm ircing
27:00 <Doodle> :)
27:00 <faux> omgosh
27:00 <faux> Who is mrs snart
27:00 <Doodle> look at me go!
28:00 <MrsBart> freakin shift work.. i was sure it was thursday
28:00 <AvocadoTaco> Serenity & faux, I can't believe u two gave up on abandoning austnet :(
28:00 <Doodle> LOL
28:00 <Doodle> sarah
28:00 <partay> faux why are you out slutting it up?
28:00 <Doodle> hngg
28:00 <faux> I'm not out 
28:00 <faux> Wut
28:00 <partay> arent*
28:00 <Serenity> what are you on about taco
28:00 <faux> Oh
28:00 <faux> Cos I'm not a slut
28:00 <AvocadoTaco> how does pliv describe it
28:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> lets go to retro lounge
28:00 <faux> Also I feel like shit
28:00 <AvocadoTaco> "tacos gay server"
28:00 <MrsBart> taco is being a typical taco
28:00 <Picard> cause she isnt a slut maybe
28:00 <Clarkson> so his wife got sent the cock pic
28:00 <faux> Thx picard
28:00 <Serenity> im on yourserver you autistic bag
28:00 <faux> Smartest thing UVE ever said
29:00 <Picard> i know faux
29:00 <Doodle> not in publiv anyway
29:00 <Doodle> c
29:00 <faux> ex
29:00 <faux> Cuse
29:00 <faux> Me
29:00 <ShadowLurker> i told them fuck you motherfucker fuck you 
29:00 <Doodle> ;)
29:00 <MrsBart> i hope u rn't using autistic as an insult
29:00 <Picard> faux is all class
29:00 <Serenity> wtf is MrsBart
29:00 <faux> idk
29:00 <faux> I asked no one responded
29:00 <MrsBart> i am ME
29:00 <Serenity> that means nothing
29:00 <Serenity> identify yourself
30:00 <faux> lol
30:00 <MrsBart> and i have an autistic child so watch the fuck out with that shit talk
30:00 <faux> R u lee
30:00 <Serenity> dont fuckig lecture me about autistic kids wanker face
30:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong is autistic
30:00 <partay> catfight
30:00 <ShadowLurker> dis cunt
30:00 <MrsBart> wow classy
30:00 <Clarkson> I'm fluent in retard
30:00 <faux> Who mentioned autism
30:00 <Serenity> lol Clarkson!!
30:00 <Clarkson> na fuk that
30:00 <AvocadoTaco> Serenity, oh woops my bad
30:00 <couleurs> i'm acoustic
30:00 <Serenity> i called taco an autistic bag
30:00 <faux> Lol I said that
30:00 <MrsBart> Clarkson u will get along well with Serenity
30:00 <Clarkson> you get to eat fried shit all the time
30:00 <AvocadoTaco> Serenity, some guy wanted to link servers with me. They've got a pretty big network
30:00 <partay> lol
31:00 <faux> Fluent in retard
31:00 <faux> Ily clarkson 
31:00 <Clarkson> prolly just see the scene where darcy waking up a bitch on the sofa looking all junke4d up
31:00 <Clarkson> ur mum is crap loser
31:00 <faux> Wow
31:00 <amsy> lol
31:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> fried shit
31:00 <Serenity> and now this twit is lecturing ME of all people about autistic kids
31:00 <Serenity> ty
31:00 <partay> Clarkson is on the ball
31:00 <Clarkson> cause i wasnt gay enough.
31:00 <amsy> u rock clarkom8
31:00 <Clarkson> how can we fight a fucking war if we don't even know where the boundrys are
31:00 <MrsBart> ahahah " me of all people"
31:00 <AvocadoTaco> I was an autistic kid and I turned out ok
31:00 <faux> ok cn we not argue u guise r ruining my positive vibes
31:00 <partay> taco dont you have assburgers ?
31:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> so did pong
32:00 <AvocadoTaco> oh aspergers
32:00 <AvocadoTaco> same thing
32:00 <Picard> hamburgers?
32:00 <partay> its on the spectrum but not the same thing
32:00 <Serenity> its all part of the autism spectrum
32:00 <Serenity> aspergers is no longer a diagnosis
32:00 <faux> If my. Body was on Fire
32:00 <faux> Oo you'd watch me Burn down in Flames
32:00 <faux> --- Student
33:00 <Serenity> i dislike that dude
33:00 <faux> U dislike everybody 
33:00 <Dugnuts> are you an autistic kid serenity
33:00 <faux> lolllll 
33:00 <Serenity> nope
33:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong is autistic
33:00 <faux> thx
33:00 <faux> plain pls
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that's likely [[[[[pong]]]]]
34:00 <Picard> fucking spastics
34:00 <MrsBart> awww pollywaffles
34:00 <Clarkson> i think the illuminati although pussies compared to I, powerless over me, they'd shit all over those big all thats, I WANT TO FIND SOMETHING THAT IS GREATTER THAN MYSELF!!
34:00 <faux> ok clarkson 
34:00 <Clarkson> get british dog shit too zapper
34:00 <Doodle> GREATTER
34:00 <partay> pictard you are the lord of the retards
34:00 <MrsBart> Clarkson ur r the smartest person here atm
34:00 <Clarkson> they played ok but yeah they're still shit
35:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11012706_810528612395280_7545716397160742190_n.jpg?oh=b2caa877d8c784e70ba596b623033a53&oe=561FE5EB
35:00 <Picard> and you the the king partgay
35:00 <Picard> are**
35:00 <Maurice> Lol wtf Doodle
35:00 <faux> Lol that is so derro
35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who in here is abbo?
35:00 <partay> Doodle just no 
35:00 <Doodle> haha
35:00 <faux> Doodle is
35:00 <ShadowLurker> robert
35:00 <faux> Unna dat
35:00 <Doodle> unna dat dere brudda
35:00 <Doodle> got a durry
36:00 <faux> lolll
36:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> where is roberto?
36:00 <faux> choina
36:00 <Picard> im abbo
36:00 <Doodle> 2 mny rabitz in choina
36:00 <faux> Ur too pink and shiny 2 b abo
36:00 <Picard> get the fuck out of my country 
37:00 <faux> Picard is the lead singer of nickelback
37:00 <ShadowLurker> cockleback
37:00 <Osskkaarr> lol
37:00 <Picard> im black and proud
37:00 <faux> ur pink 
37:00 <Picard> david how are u?
37:00 <Picard> im an abbo
38:00 <Picard> go home u reffo
38:00 <faux> ur an idiot
38:00 <Osskkaarr> I'm ok
38:00 <Serenity> i have this rainbow coloured clown wig
38:00 <faux> Me 2
38:00 <Serenity> i think picard would look cool in it
38:00 <faux> Pls wear it and take pics 
38:00 <AvocadoTaco> hey Picard... I heard this girl has a crush on you... are you keen?
38:00 <faux> plspls
38:00 <AvocadoTaco> http://static3.businessinsider.com/image/4f199d83ecad04835d000005/uh-camel-cigarettes-is-gaining-market-share-among-12-year-olds.jpg
38:00 <Serenity> lol noo
38:00 <faux> ffff
38:00 <Picard> AvocadoTaco how old is she?
38:00 <faux> Put it on turno
38:00 <AvocadoTaco> 12
38:00 <faux> Turbo 
38:00 <Clarkson> another dumb cunt
38:00 <faux> And take pics
38:00 <Serenity> hahaha
38:00 <faux> Lmao clarkson 
38:00 <Clarkson> carl was in top fucking form that night
38:00 <Picard> pass. hook b1 up
39:00 <Serenity> i think he would shred me
39:00 <Serenity> but ill try
39:00 <faux> homer
39:00 <faux> Paul
39:00 <Serenity> YES
39:00 <Serenity> o.O
40:00 <Picard> david how is your stepfather?
40:00 <Serenity> picard fuck up
40:00 <Serenity> idiot
40:00 <Osskkaarr> picard, You gotta get rid of that pedo rep.
40:00 <Picard> david do you think i care?
40:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong ate onions b4
41:00 <AvocadoTaco> pedo reps are ageless
41:00 <Picard> Serenity excuse me?
41:00 <Osskkaarr> picard, Are you trying to have a dig?
41:00 <Serenity> you heard
41:00 <Serenity> read
41:00 <Picard> david, not at all
41:00 <Picard> i heard nothing
41:00 <faux> Wtf some guy is revving his car so hard I think it's gonna blow up
41:00 <Picard> no sounds coing out here
41:00 <faux> I'm scurred
41:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who wants a 3 way kiss?????????????????????????????
41:00 <faux> Also something smells bleachy
41:00 <faux> WHAT EVEN
42:00 <Picard> faux flash him your tits and he will run
42:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> they big?
42:00 <AvocadoTaco> faux, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqXu-5jw60
42:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Duck And Cover (1951) Bert The Turtle Civil Defense Film Views: 1,354,188 Uploader: Nuclear Vault Uploaded: Jul 11, 2009 Duration: 9m15s Rating: 4.87
42:00 <faux> No thx tacky taco 
42:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
43:00 <faux> [[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
43:00 <AvocadoTaco> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ mong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
43:00 <Doodle> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ bong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
43:00 <MrsBart> wow
43:00 <ShadowLurker> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ dong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
43:00 <faux> ehehhwhw
44:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ppl in here seem to like pong agian
44:00 <ShadowLurker> no
44:00 <Doodle> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ no ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
44:00 <ShadowLurker> you are mistaken
44:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> never!
44:00 <AvocadoTaco> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ gtfo ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
44:00 <Serenity> show us ya pong
44:00 <ShadowLurker> or in doodles case
44:00 <ShadowLurker> MissTaken
44:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> we must reopen #pooland
45:00 <Doodle> kekekeke
45:00 <faux> miss_sitting_on_the_edge_of_the_bed_with_a_knife_smiling
45:00 <Osskkaarr> Hello there Doodle.
45:00 <faux> Pool and what
45:00 <MrsBart> faux omg u know me too well
45:00 <faux> I don't know u at all pls
45:00 <Osskkaarr> How's that jap crap car of yours going?
45:00 <Clarkson> Fuck ya cunts , mentioning big macs n whoppers , I dont feel like moving but fuck I want some now , luke arm soggy chips trying to keep em straight while thrown in sweet n sour *closes eyes and pretends to have sex with his food* 
45:00 <ShadowLurker> not talking about you
45:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> netz used to try and flirt with pong he was queer
46:00 <Picard> netz was a different fucker
46:00 <Clarkson> What in the fuck is that smell?
46:00 <faux> Close ur legs MrsBart
46:00 <AvocadoTaco> faux, do you know any jewish girls called ida?
47:00 <Osskkaarr> :)
47:00 <MrsBart> faux u reveal much through ur fantasies
48:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> is faux girl????
48:00 <faux> Ok
48:00 <Doodle> Osskkaarr good thanks, hows being a total dipshit going
48:00 <Picard> nope
48:00 <Serenity> faux is poos ans wees
48:00 <Picard> [[[[[pong]]]]] faux has a huge cock
48:00 <AvocadoTaco> I want to make a geocities era webpage and host it as a tor hidden service, using this image... http://www.csudh.edu/fisher/tbe540/spinning_globe.gif
48:00 <ShadowLurker> the hugest
48:00 <faux> I did a runny poo before
48:00 <AvocadoTaco> except using that image is my only idea
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard you *are* a huge cock
48:00 <Clarkson> Hot sexy sex
48:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> how runny
48:00 <faux> Number 6 on the Bristol stool chart
48:00 <faux> pllp
48:00 <Doodle> lololol
48:00 <Doodle> y
48:00 <Doodle> do u
48:00 <Doodle> know
48:00 <Doodle> about that
49:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 6 is sultanas
49:00 <faux> It's on my wall
49:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One shouldnt you be hiding at the rape tunnel
49:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
49:00 <Doodle> rofl
49:00 <faux> Lmaoo sultanas
49:00 <Doodle> plip
49:00 <Serenity> everyone knows about the BSC
49:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> like sheep poooes
49:00 <MrsBart> Picard do u remember me?
49:00 <faux> I think he's more concerned about me knowing each numbee
49:00 <Osskkaarr> Doodle, Good to know :) oh yeah..you know.. dip myself into some shit and lovin it.
49:00 <Serenity> is the rape tunnel your anus picard?
49:00 <Clarkson> stop posting shit links
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I doubt he does MrsBart
49:00 <Doodle> lol faux
49:00 <Picard> nope Serenity, ask Bastardly_One he knows all about it
50:00 <Doodle> my fantasies are ruined
50:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> http://www.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://333oee3bik6e1t8q4y139009mcg.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Bristol-stool-chart.jpg&imgrefurl=http://drjockers.com/16-ways-to-achieve-healthy-poop/&h=677&w=700&tbnid=w3w2tdV74JzBLM:&docid=AUWNO_YT93KMHM&ei=7PmoVe7mIIHymQXF24MQ&tbm=isch&ved=0CDQQMygDMANqFQoTCO6MpvyZ4sYCFQF5pgodxe0AAg
50:00 <Doodle> or are they?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you're over 15 for one thing
50:00 <faux> idk
50:00 <AvocadoTaco> hmm perhaps I could have a webcam that updates a still every 30 sec at 320x240 res
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle will have to find the Ballarat pic
50:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One do u hang out at victoria park?
50:00 <Doodle> i most certainly will not
50:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> how do u know about the rape tunnel????????
50:00 <AvocadoTaco> and use <blink>Welcome to the Internet!!!!1</blink>
50:00 <Doodle> loool Picard
50:00 <Doodle> poofters alley
50:00 <Serenity> woah u guys have a vic park too?
50:00 <Doodle> yee
51:00 <partay> we have a vic park
51:00 <Doodle> its where the gays fraternise
51:00 <Serenity> neat
51:00 <Clarkson> more than half can't fuck for shit. 
51:00 <Doodle> at night
51:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong lives near victoria park
51:00 <Picard> or u more a Black Hill Lookout kinda guy?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> that
51:00 <Bastardly_One> is a lie 
51:00 <MrsBart> Picard r u chatting Bastardly_One up now?
51:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One
51:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> meet at victoria park station
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you go to MtBuningyong to take drugs
51:00 <MrsBart> sounds like u know alot about the hot spots Picard ;)
51:00 <Osskkaarr> How come B1 is different.. did something happen to him?
51:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who wants to make out??
52:00 <Picard> who mentioned drugs?
52:00 <Serenity> different how?
52:00 <Doodle> i go to all of those places to take drugs
52:00 <Doodle> well i have
52:00 <Doodle> in the past
52:00 <Serenity> stop talking about drugs
52:00 <Serenity> and give them to me
52:00 <Doodle> ok
52:00 <Doodle> come over
52:00 <Osskkaarr> He's not so cocky/know it all as before.
52:00 <Serenity> heheh
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I think ever lookout in town has been smoked at ... at least once
52:00 <Serenity> oh
52:00 <Doodle> yup
53:00 <Serenity> i think he got over being told to stfu olol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> what else are you meant to do in your teenage years in Ballarat
53:00 <Doodle> thats what lookouts are for
53:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/videos/833506406672420/
53:00 <ShadowLurker> doodle is that you
53:00 <MrsBart> Osskkaarr not at all ur just not worth the effort
53:00 <Picard> i heard most teens hide from u Bastardly_One
53:00 <Serenity> fuck pants #stumplife
53:00 <Doodle> no
53:00 <Doodle> i twerk better
53:00 <Osskkaarr> MrsBart, Say what?
53:00 <Serenity> hahaha
53:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong twerks in mirror
53:00 <partay> hahaha
53:00 <Serenity> who the fuck is that
53:00 <Clarkson> i hear dyou don't like cock mandyjane
53:00 <Doodle> is whgat
53:00 <Doodle> -g
53:00 <MrsBart> u cant read Osskkaarr??
54:00 <Osskkaarr> MrsBart, I'm blind.
54:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of blind ircers
54:00 <MrsBart> thats not what i asked Osskkaarr
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder whatever happened to I_Stephen
54:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who in here wants to meet now
54:00 <Osskkaarr> MrsBart, I can not read because i'm blind.
55:00 <Bastardly_One> or I_Steven ... can't remember which it was
55:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> I_stephen also used to flirt with pong he was strange
55:00 <Doodle> Eye_Stephen
55:00 <MrsBart> Osskkaarr blind people can read.. if u were blind u would know that
55:00 <Bastardly_One> pong, remember him though?
55:00 <Osskkaarr> MrsBart, I have a special keyboard.
55:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yesss he was strange
55:00 <faux> lol
55:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> he was blind as a bat
56:00 <Osskkaarr> Is thios a bot or what yeah?
56:00 <Doodle> bats can see tho
56:00 <Osskkaarr> o_o
56:00 <faux> Why does that make him strange 
56:00 <MrsBart> Osskkaarr blind people rn't dumb either
56:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong is not a bot
56:00 <Bastardly_One> is who a bot?
56:00 <Serenity> Doodle would you like a chocolate
56:00 <Bastardly_One> oh pong
56:00 <faux> a chocolate 
56:00 <Doodle> is it a trick question
56:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh he's an old timer
56:00 <Serenity> yes
56:00 <Doodle> if its faux then yes
56:00 <faux> ehehe
56:00 <Serenity> lool
56:00 <Doodle> :P~
56:00 <faux> nom
56:00 <faux> I'm white choc tho
57:00 <Doodle> WHITE POWA
57:00 <faux> Even though I'm a sand niggee
57:00 <faux> R
57:00 <Doodle> thats ok
57:00 <faux> Phew
57:00 <Doodle> i follow the skittles theory
57:00 <Doodle> taste the rainbow
57:00 <faux> Lmao
57:00 <Osskkaarr> MrsBart, That's nice of you to notice I am not dumb.
57:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
57:00 <Serenity> if u went in the sun tho
57:00 <Serenity> like to tan would you tan hell quick
57:00 <Clarkson> u caught teh gay
57:00 <faux> Yeah I'd be african
57:00 <Doodle> i'd be
57:00 <MrsBart> Osskkaarr atually i'm pointing out reasons why u may not b blind :p
58:00 <Doodle> white still
58:00 <Doodle> .
58:00 <faux> Lmao
58:00 <Bastardly_One> what sun?
58:00 <Serenity> ive still got tan lines from sunburn in january lol
58:00 <MrsBart> of course being blind doesn't mean one ISNT dumb
58:00 <Doodle> i still have tan lines
58:00 <partay> Serenity pics
58:00 <Doodle> you know she will
58:00 <partay> she better
58:00 <Doodle> she's getting her gear off rn
58:00 <Serenity> sid
58:00 <Serenity> sif
59:00 <partay> sid
59:00 <Serenity> BETTER NOT DOODLE MIGHT SEE ME NIPPLES
59:00 <Doodle> LOL
59:00 <faux> A and I drove 15 mins 2 her fams house and my left arm was black as niggerdix
59:00 <faux> She's like wtf. 
59:00 <Doodle> i get truckie arm in summer
59:00 <Doodle> from the car
59:00 <Doodle> car-ie arm
59:00 <Serenity> haha faux
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you must drive somewhere else other than here
00:00 <Doodle> no
00:00 <Serenity> shes in sydney
00:00 <faux> She was genuinely confused cos she's casper
00:00 <Bastardly_One> we haven't seen sun since 1886
00:00 <Serenity> oh him
00:00 <Doodle> its hot and sunnt here in summer
00:00 <Doodle> sunny
00:00 <faux> sunnt
00:00 <Doodle> it was hot this summer!
00:00 <Serenity> lily is like that faux with her italian skin lol
00:00 <faux> U were hot this summer
00:00 <Serenity> two seconds and shes daaarkk
00:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking when?
00:00 <Doodle> re00www
00:00 <Bastardly_One> for like 2 days 
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> MEOW!
00:00 <Doodle> for about an hour on january 6
00:00 <partay> and her big italian booobage
00:00 <faux> Lol sez
00:00 <faux> Wogskin
00:00 <Serenity> lily is 10. you fuck off
01:00 <faux> wtf
01:00 <Doodle> wogskin seat covers m8
01:00 <faux> Partay
01:00 <faux> .
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wish I had wog skin :(
01:00 <faux> Take kine4
01:00 <faux> Mine
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok!
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> stretch it out for me
01:00 <Doodle> wog skin usually has 4 layers of hair in it though
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> rub lotion on!
01:00 <faux> Excuse me
01:00 <Doodle> :P
01:00 <Serenity> eww lily isnt hairy
01:00 <faux> I am hairless
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> whatever….. hide it with the tan!
01:00 <faux> Minus my chewbacca legs when I let them grow
01:00 <Doodle> you are not hairless i've seen you
01:00 <faux> aka now
02:00 <faux> I have 1 pube
02:00 <Serenity> you have FANNY HAIR WE ALL SEENS IT
02:00 <faux> As kitty
02:00 <Doodle> on your upper lip
02:00 <faux> Ask*
02:00 <Serenity> faux mo
02:00 <faux> She clutched so hard onto me one pube she ripped it out
02:00 <Serenity> hahaha
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <Serenity> i was so confused about that
02:00 <faux> Lmao me 2
02:00 <Serenity> its like.. faux isnt 8.. she has a vagina.. they have hair on them..
02:00 <faux> lmao
03:00 <Serenity> not that there even was one
03:00 <faux> I didn't even notice hair
03:00 <faux> She must have zoomed in
03:00 <faux> Also she sent me a screenshot
03:00 <Serenity> thats cause there wasnt any there lol
03:00 <ShadowLurker> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11701190_10153569960161435_2106285322164266741_n.jpg?oh=157668dc06dd592832bceb24c570b0ea&oe=561D6DC9&__gda__=1447935244_1bb62bfe99250aad0141fc97f2a23df8
03:00 <faux> It was her phone walpaoer
03:00 <faux> Wallpaper
03:00 <faux> Wtf.
03:00 <Serenity> what
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
03:00 <Serenity> your bruce?
03:00 <faux> Yes.
03:00 <Serenity> thats fucking weird
03:00 <faux> ns
04:00 <faux> Imagine I had her gaping asshole as mine
04:00 <Serenity> i like vag but thats fucking off
04:00 <Serenity> lol
04:00 <faux> It'd be a black screeb
04:00 <faux> Screen
04:00 <Serenity> LOLL
04:00 <Serenity> omg
04:00 <Serenity> i have that image burned into my head
04:00 <faux> Me 2
04:00 <Serenity> it was so shiny
04:00 <faux> Rofl
04:00 <Doodle> :/
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
04:00 <faux> We literally saw into her future
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
04:00 <Serenity> LOL it was a fucking portal
04:00 <Serenity> into another universe
04:00 <faux> family of 5 with a plasma screen were living in her asshole
04:00 <Maurice> The vortex
04:00 <Clarkson> why dont you get a big cock now
04:00 <Serenity> LOL
05:00 <faux> She could fit a pool table in there
05:00 <Doodle> who
05:00 <faux> Was incredible
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> jesus!
05:00 <faux> No not jesus
05:00 <Maurice> Kitty
05:00 <faux> Don't be rude
05:00 <Doodle> she showed you her asshole?
05:00 <faux> yeah
05:00 <Doodle> why
05:00 <Serenity> yes
05:00 <faux> She was bent over
05:00 <Maurice> Yes :/
05:00 <Serenity> unfortunately
05:00 <faux> Spreading her cheeks
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHY!
05:00 <Maurice> We were all nearly sucked through our comp screens
05:00 <Serenity> cause shes a filthy bint
05:00 <faux> And we saw her liver
05:00 <Doodle> far out
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> have some fucking decorum! 
05:00 <Clarkson> and not allowed to use their mobiles and shit
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ saw her liver
05:00 <Doodle> why didnt you link me you selfish bitches
05:00 <Clarkson> i need a daily sugar fix otherwise i feel shit :/
05:00 <Maurice> We saved you, Doodle
05:00 <faux> I'm not concerned about her showing us
06:00 <Serenity> for a point in time faux Maurice and I were all one being.. we were sucked into the same space
06:00 <faux> I'm more concerned about the pose
06:00 <faux> It was so
06:00 <faux> ..
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
06:00 <Doodle> you know you all look the same when you bend over
06:00 <faux> Invasive 
06:00 <faux> Excuse me
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> you just THINK that doodle
06:00 <faux> You can't fit a toothpick in my asshole
06:00 <Clarkson> any gys want juicy bum sex? i haven't taken a shit all day :D
06:00 <Maurice> If I looked like I couch enhale a couch whilst bent over, I think I'd top myself
06:00 <Doodle> i bet i could
06:00 <faux> You can fit a 1.25L coke bottle in hers
06:00 <Doodle> ENHALE
06:00 <Maurice> Lol inhale
07:00 <Maurice> SHUT UP
07:00 <Doodle> faux
07:00 <faux> enhale da whale
07:00 <faux> hello
07:00 <Doodle> i have a packet of toothpicks here, come over
07:00 <faux> Lmao
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> who is the vortex bung hole you're speaking bout?
07:00 <Doodle> we'll make a porklepine
07:00 <faux> Why can I imagine you bending me over the couch with a blackboard to tally up the number of toothpicks u could fit in me butt
07:00 <Serenity> an old lether couch thats all busted out in places
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> how many sharpies can yo' fit in your butt is the question!
07:00 <Serenity> covered in baby oil
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> WOT
08:00 <faux> Yeah it was weird how shiny it was
08:00 <faux> But she said she oiled it up
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
08:00 <faux> 4 the pgoto
08:00 <faux> Why.
08:00 <Doodle> SEZZ
08:00 <Doodle> http://content.toptenhen.com/d3ed19b0-34c9-4bf2-a99d-725dce68f264.jpg
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> as you do….
08:00 <Serenity> ROB
08:00 <Serenity> HAHAHA
08:00 <Serenity> cover it in baby oil
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> one moment, just have to oil me vag up :|
08:00 <Serenity> thats her
08:00 <Doodle> looool
08:00 <Dugnuts> sharpies in pooper\
08:00 <Dugnuts> wooo
08:00 <Dugnuts> 4chan
08:00 <faux> That's a nice box gap ok
09:00 <Doodle> dat sofa gap
09:00 <Serenity> i can literally see that pic in my head
09:00 <Serenity> fuck
09:00 <faux> Like i mean if it wasn't a coucy
09:00 <faux> Couch
09:00 <faux> Lmao sez
09:00 <faux> :-(
09:00 <Serenity> shes a junky now
09:00 <Serenity> thats how she lost all that fat
09:00 <faux> Only now?
09:00 <Maurice> This will be faux, but with toothpicks
09:00 <Maurice> http://i.imgur.com/WhiLFeH.jpg
09:00 <Serenity> well she was back then too
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> ice FTW
09:00 <Serenity> remember how she used to go psycho about it
09:00 <Doodle> you've been to my house clearly, Maurice
09:00 <Serenity> gud tyms
09:00 <Maurice> You know it
09:00 <faux> WHY DO U STILL HAVE THAT  PIC
10:00 <Maurice> That pic never goes out of fashion
10:00 <Maurice> THATS WHY
10:00 <Doodle> i wonder if her pee tasted like asparagus after
10:00 <faux> I dont
10:00 <faux> Stop it
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <Doodle> lol
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> asparagus pee…. not a good combo
10:00 <Maurice> It'd be bad if it tasted like asparagus before
10:00 <MrsBart> O_o
10:00 <Doodle> loool
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
10:00 <Doodle> not a fan
10:00 <Doodle> or sparrowsguts
10:00 <Doodle> of
10:00 <faux> My pee never smells after asparagus
11:00 <faux> Why
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> mine dies
11:00 <Maurice> Mine doesn't
11:00 <faux> It smells when I'm on antibiotics 
11:00 <Maurice> But then I don't eat it
11:00 <Doodle> cos the asparagus smell stays inside your body faux
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> something bout the enzymes ?
11:00 <Doodle> til your wedding night
11:00 <faux> antibiotic pee is rank
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> chemical reaction 
11:00 <Maurice> When you have sex for the first time
11:00 <Clarkson> just screwing in roof studs all day
11:00 <Maurice> You will be cleansed
11:00 <faux> stop that or I will release chez
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
11:00 <Doodle> looool
11:00 <Doodle> omg
11:00 <Doodle> faux
11:00 <faux> hi
11:00 <Serenity> my pee smells weird after a big night drinking
11:00 <Doodle> that pic i put up 
11:00 <Maurice> Why are you people huffing your pee
11:00 <Doodle> mick commented on it
11:00 <Doodle> hang on
11:00 <faux> Okies
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> wee huffer!
12:00 <Doodle> Mick Hunter Love the pic, chez wants to pinch those Cheek's
12:00 <faux> Dong huffer
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
12:00 <faux> Huff my dong
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
12:00 <faux> Lmao
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> instead of ASL
12:00 <Doodle> they rock
12:00 <faux> Those Cheek's
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> huff my dong LOL
12:00 <faux> I used to get pms saying huff my dong
12:00 <Doodle> yes my cheeks deserve extra punctuation
12:00 <faux> Cos it was in me whois
12:00 <faux> Never got old
13:00 <Maurice> (21:13:29) *** Maurice is «It'll blow my cock off.»
13:00 <Maurice> Nobody ever blows mine off :/
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> obviously they're not trying hard enough!
14:00 <faux> Loll
14:00 <Maurice> Before that I had 'I'm a good girl I am'
14:00 <Maurice> And nobody ever told me that either
14:00 <Maurice> What is wrong with you freaks
15:00 <Doodle> loooooooooooool
15:00 <Doodle> heyalp
15:00 <Doodle> celebrity in a conundrum heyalp
15:00 <Maurice> LOL
16:00 <Maurice> I'm going to play a cockaney
16:00 <Doodle> OH LINDYYYY
16:00 <MrsBart> wt..
17:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Gorillaz - DARE.mp3 (3.73MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:04)
17:00 <Maurice> Phone a friend! What if you haven't got any friends
17:00 <Doodle> and crisps
17:00 <Doodle> i want crisps
18:00 <Maurice> Think like a slut, dress like a slut
18:00 <Clarkson> shooting a gun into your dick and having it go through your dick and out your ass into your boyfriends dick that was inside your ass and out his ass 
19:00 <Doodle> whoah
19:00 <Maurice> Tell us more, Clarkson
19:00 <Clarkson> no alcohol is served so theres no reckless cunts like at the pub
19:00 <Doodle> sounds like a good night in
19:00 <Maurice> What the bloody hell is the point of a pub then
19:00 <Clarkson> and let some guys fuck his ass
19:00 <Doodle> lololol
19:00 <Maurice> :o
19:00 <Doodle> filth
20:00 <Maurice> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/216x146/c1/10/98/c110981a56264f71bb52c4256ee68b6a.jpg
20:00 <Maurice> Me and Doodle
20:00 <Maurice> He's the one on the left
21:00 <Doodle> the skin on my cheeks is as tight as a drum
21:00 <Maurice> Lol
22:00 <Maurice> http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7r6cyuYDY1qhh6xjo3_250.gif
22:00 <Doodle> lololol
22:00 <Dugnuts> and we do
22:00 <Maurice> Damnit, gonna have to bust them out again
22:00 <Maurice> And the dvds
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lah lah
25:00 <doctor> that was a good show
25:00 <doctor> gimme gimme gimme
25:00 <Dugnuts> NO SHOWS FOR YOU!
25:00 <Dugnuts> MWUAHAHAHAHHAHA
25:00 <doctor> well excuse me
26:00 <anotherirc3r> are you drunk?
26:00 <doctor> unfortunately not
28:00 <faux> hahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahah
28:00 <faux> That was the best thing clarkson ever said
28:00 <Clarkson> amelia: to check out what it is, how it operates, the stupid shit people put on it about themselves. 
29:00 <Dugnuts> wha?
29:00 <Dugnuts> i hope you arent saying im clarkson
29:00 <Clarkson> but it's beating the crap out of the internal organs somewhat
29:00 <faux> <Clarkson> shooting a gun into your dick and having it go through your dick and out your ass into your boyfriends dick that was inside your ass and out his ass 
29:00 <Clarkson> all men pay for sex
29:00 <Dugnuts> indeed
29:00 <Dugnuts> ...
29:00 <faux> Lmfao
30:00 <AvocadoTaco> Family is forever. So is the shelf life for mcdonalds hamburger buns. Neither are good.
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> so, get a flesh light!
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAM!
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> *bows*
30:00 <AvocadoTaco> get some originality
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> how about, no?
30:00 <British^Meat> hah
31:00 <British^Meat> poor poor Taco, it probably wasnt the best idea to come onto irc and just act like the biggest knob ever....
31:00 <British^Meat> Your reputation has been set
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty much….
32:00 <ShadowLurker> faux
32:00 <faux>  ~~~irc reputation~~~
32:00 <faux> Heloo
32:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.facebook.com/Beat102103/videos/1005871736124636/
32:00 <ShadowLurker> kgo
32:00 <AvocadoTaco> Said by a total knob
32:00 <faux> This better be good
32:00 <ShadowLurker> tis
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
33:00 <ShadowLurker> hes all like ^.^
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> The child got to feed some giraffes when she was bout… 3 or 4 
34:00 <faux> OMG
34:00 <faux> OMG.
34:00 <faux> Officially my new fave vid on teh internet
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <Serenity> omggg
34:00 <Serenity> i literally crying thats so cute
34:00 <faux> ehehehe
35:00 <faux> I was he was gonna hit his head
35:00 <faux> Worried *
35:00 <faux> Like could they have made them walk through a shorter tunnel 
35:00 <faux> Gpsh
35:00 <faux> No compassion 4 giraffes whatsoevs
35:00 <faux> .
35:00 <Doodle> giraves
36:00 <ShadowLurker> *slurp*
36:00 <Serenity> hes alll
36:00 <faux> Me irl http://imgur.com/wikLFVk
36:00 <Serenity> :> :>~ sllp
37:00 <MrsBart> British^Meat hello
38:00 <faux> Lol doodle I just listened to all the voice clips I've sent y
38:00 <faux> How are we still friends 
39:00 <AvocadoTaco> MrsBart, British^Meat will only talk to you if he doesn't like you
41:00 <Bastardly_One> MrsB would rememeber when British^Meat used to hang in #sex 24/7
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH MY!
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> I wonder if he actually got lucky form #sex
41:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One on #melbourne #sex   <----says the bloke on there looking for a blowjob
41:00 <Clarkson> need to go on a sex tour in a couple of weels though
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> woot clarkson
42:00 <Clarkson> Kitty: he will. hes fucking useless as tits on a bull
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
42:00 <Bastardly_One> dickhead I've admined there since when Austnet used to actually be populated
42:00 <faux> Lol @ b1 getting blowies
43:00 <Bastardly_One> deadest channel ever and I like it that way
43:00 <faux> He's so old he cums dust
43:00 <Picard> lol
43:00 <Picard> poor b1
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
43:00 <Maurice> You'll get a spanking
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> reow
44:00 <MrsBart> oh sorry wasnt paying attention
44:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_riJ_0L27zk
44:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Johnny Dangerous - Beat that bitch (with a bat) â–“ 1992 â–’ Views: 161,663 Uploader: maxime fleurant Uploaded: Mar 31, 2011 Duration: 7m6s Rating: 4.85
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's ok. You wouldn't have missed much
44:00 <couleurs> this mah new jam
45:00 <Picard> jew dogs
45:00 <MrsBart> British^Meat obviously loves me then 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a manga film on sbs 2 and according to my tv remote it's "educational"
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
45:00 <MrsBart> i remember u too Picard ahaha y'old dog
46:00 <partay> lol
46:00 <Picard> woof
46:00 <Picard> so u wanna fuck or not?
47:00 <partay> ewwwww
47:00 <MrsBart> fuck no. all u do is shit
47:00 <Clarkson> that cunt is massive now
47:00 <Picard> shit>?
47:00 <partay> picard i bet you stink 
47:00 <faux> lol
47:00 <faux> Poor pickles
47:00 <nate> lick him partay ;L
48:00 <partay> *shudder*
48:00 <Picard> partgay wants me
48:00 <Picard> he is jealous
48:00 <faux> He reminds me of those soccer coaches that don't actually work out 
48:00 <partay> lol
48:00 <faux> Coaching an under 8s team while eating hotdogs on the sideline 
48:00 <partay> and just stand there 
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
48:00 <MrsBart> in different cirumstances it would be defined as verbal diarrhea'
48:00 <Picard> lol faux
48:00 <faux> getting rid in the face when they're losing
49:00 <faux> Red**
49:00 <Picard> i coached a footy team like that
49:00 <faux> YA FUCKIN LITTLE SHITS
49:00 <faux> GONNA BASH YA DAD CUNT 
49:00 <faux> Like alf stewart
49:00 <faux> Ehehehehehehehehe
49:00 <partay> and Picard has a rape dungeon too 
50:00 <faux> lol
50:00 <Picard> and partgay wants me to let him in
50:00 <Picard> wants his arse ripped
50:00 <faux> Mmm grape dungeon 
50:00 <Picard> faux u ever been choked why getting fuked?
51:00 <faux> No i usually do the choking
51:00 <Picard> hot
51:00 <faux> Don't be gross
51:00 <Picard> lol
51:00 <Maurice> You're old enough to be her grandad, stop being creepy
51:00 <Picard> choking is good
52:00 <partay> lol
52:00 <Picard> lol @ grandad
52:00 <faux> How old are you actually
52:00 <Picard> u old bitch
52:00 <Clarkson> well America stopped the japs from getting more ground in the end then nuked them
52:00 <Picard> 44
52:00 <faux> Lordy 
52:00 <Maurice> He's a year older than my seth efrikan
52:00 <faux> lol
52:00 <Maurice> I can tell who aged better..
52:00 <faux> hahahahaha
53:00 <Dugnuts> im not!
53:00 <Dugnuts> can i keep being creepy?
53:00 <partay> Picard you look 54
53:00 <partay> your big bulbus bald head 
54:00 <Picard> says u faggot
54:00 <Clarkson> U r poop
54:00 <faux> bulbus dumbeldore
54:00 <partay> says the pic u creepy fuck 
54:00 <Clarkson> why the fuck would I wanna do that yo?
55:00 <Picard> lol @ a faggot calling me creepy
55:00 <Maurice> Clarkson raises a vaild point
55:00 <Clarkson> except maddie, she started taking meth as payment and was mostly fucking old chinese businessmen
55:00 <partay> lol
56:00 <Maurice> I'm intrigued Clarkson
56:00 <Clarkson> pain olympics and the russian snuff killings are probably the 'best' for that kind of shit
56:00 <Picard> the guy who hides in public toilets looking for cock
56:00 <Clarkson> [11:55:45] fuck off
56:00 <partay> hahaha
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's not normal to hang around public toilets looking for cock?
58:00 <Picard> not if u are a guy in the mens toilet 
58:00 <ShadowLurker>  yes kate its perfectly acceptable 
58:00 <Picard> kate u can operate the gloryhole
59:00 <Maurice> Meet you there, katatonic_kate01
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> HAWT
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes maurice! totes there
59:00 <Maurice> Just call me George
59:00 <Maurice> Michael
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
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