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00:00 <HaloumiTaco> I still wanna bone britney
00:00 <HaloumiTaco> taylor swift more so
00:00 <HaloumiTaco> meghan trainor too
02:00 <smashmouse> why
02:00 <HaloumiTaco> r u gay cunt
02:00 <smashmouse> britney without a cake load of makeup = eh
03:00 <HaloumiTaco> oh yeah, and short hair
03:00 <HaloumiTaco> and a penis
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're thinking gaga
03:00 <HaloumiTaco> shed be kind of freaky tho you have to admit
04:00 <HaloumiTaco> bet shes like a fucking firecracker
04:00 <simba> whats that based on her music videos
04:00 <HaloumiTaco> no umm everything she does
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> no… it's a public persona
04:00 <HaloumiTaco> o right
04:00 <HaloumiTaco> and madonna wasnt freaky
04:00 <fawks> tacos favourite song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV2uebhnqOw
04:00 <smashmouse> gaga is great
04:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Britney Spears, Iggy Azalea - Pretty Girls Views: 90,510,083 Uploader: BritneySpearsVEVO Uploaded: May 13, 2015 Duration: 4m32s Rating: 3.57
04:00 <smashmouse> fantastic singer
04:00 <smashmouse> performer
05:00 <simba> who is megan trailer tho
05:00 <smashmouse> not a fan tho
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> iggy is da best!
05:00 <HaloumiTaco> wth
05:00 <simba> a channel 9 news presenter
05:00 <smashmouse> haha
05:00 <HaloumiTaco> she has like a billion views on youtube u fagget
05:00 <smashmouse> a The Project compare
05:00 <simba> are you 14?
05:00 <smashmouse> did you know about bieber on you tube before he was famous?
05:00 <HaloumiTaco> sure why not
05:00 <smashmouse> are you that cool taco?
06:00 <simba> how many of those views do you think are bought for these kinds of artists
06:00 <HaloumiTaco> im not just kool im hot
06:00 <simba> like ur twitter
06:00 <simba> probably many yes
06:00 <smashmouse> i knew michael jackson was white before he was black. I am that good at hindsight.
06:00 <HaloumiTaco> nah
06:00 <HaloumiTaco> its all real like wrestling
06:00 <HaloumiTaco> and nrl
06:00 <fawks> .
06:00 <simba> i cant believe u know the name of the chick that sings "all about that bass no treble"
06:00 <simba> u r a homo
06:00 <fawks> mao
06:00 <fawks> l
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <smashmouse> I think jesse j is attractive
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> he just like fat chicks!
07:00 <smashmouse> jessie j?
07:00 <HaloumiTaco> balls deep
07:00 <smashmouse> dont know any of her songs though
07:00 <simba> in what
07:00 <HaloumiTaco> you know how many young girls i hang out with?
07:00 <HaloumiTaco> how would i not know their music?
07:00 <simba> none?
07:00 <simba> lol
07:00 <smashmouse> LOL
07:00 <simba> ok Dugnts
08:00 <simba> Dugnuts******
08:00 <smashmouse> ok ped
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcioXWfioa4
08:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Lady Gaga - Poker Face Views: 7,571,715 Uploader: LadyGagaMVMV Uploaded: Nov 6, 2011 Duration: 3m36s Rating: 4.71
08:00 <HaloumiTaco> hey 17 is legal
08:00 <smashmouse> how old are you
08:00 <HaloumiTaco> 35
08:00 <smashmouse> then 17 is immoral
08:00 <HaloumiTaco> u jelly?
08:00 <simba> i guess you want them to enjoy the backing track theyre being molested to
08:00 <smashmouse> no
08:00 <simba> some silver lining
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ simba
08:00 <smashmouse> nobody would be jealous over you hanging out with naive young women
08:00 <HaloumiTaco> immoral?
09:00 <smashmouse> that could stitch you up on charges any second they wanted.
09:00 <fawks> wow
09:00 <HaloumiTaco> you should petition to change the law with tony abbott
09:00 <fawks> :(
09:00 <simba> why so you can rape children?
09:00 <smashmouse> lol
09:00 <simba> just stop this conversation dude
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> as if any 35 year old can pull 17 year olds
09:00 <smashmouse> i think simba shot the convo dead then
09:00 <simba> p weird
09:00 <HaloumiTaco> plz
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> unless they're crack whores and the 35 year old is a crack dealer
09:00 <fawks> pulling them or not who brags aobut it
09:00 <smashmouse> i go for cig
09:00 <HaloumiTaco> while i was at goulburn i worked at maccas
09:00 <fawks> vomatron
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ vomatron
10:00 <simba> im scared a rape story is coming
10:00 <fawks> lol
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <fawks> 'i locked her in the maccas freezer'
10:00 <smashmouse> "Here you cat." "But I had a dog!" "Is cat now."
10:00 <simba> she said no and i knew it was opposite day
10:00 <fawks> llol
10:00 <HaloumiTaco> actually this one time, i was lifting heavy boxes one time and this 16 year old got impressed
10:00 <HaloumiTaco> 2 years later saw her in the city
10:00 <HaloumiTaco> we boned
11:00 <HaloumiTaco> it was good
11:00 <Serenity> im watching catfish
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
11:00 <simba> was that before or after you made an austnet twitter account
11:00 <smashmouse> woo catpish
11:00 <HaloumiTaco> before
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco - you're lying. Stop
11:00 <HaloumiTaco> i have like 20 twitter accounts
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's not even believable now
11:00 <simba> no he really has one
11:00 <HaloumiTaco> u jelly
11:00 <simba> lol
11:00 <smashmouse> yer HaloumiTaco well i have a kickass Western moustache and goatee combo goin'
11:00 <smashmouse> I dick em down.
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <simba> is Taco the new Skirmish?
12:00 <smashmouse> Why how do you dooooooo
12:00 <simba> both are so clueless you could hug them
12:00 <HaloumiTaco> hug me in a gay way plz
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> the new skirmish…. lord. He'd have to bed half of austnet before he is officially the new skirmish
13:00 <HaloumiTaco> thats why im better than skirmish
13:00 <HaloumiTaco> i wont bed none of you
13:00 <HaloumiTaco> except for ashleighxtrinity
13:00 <fawks> lol @ skirmish bedding anything 
13:00 <HaloumiTaco> she's cute
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah, correction. No one wants to bed you taco.
14:00 <HaloumiTaco> you know i havent shaved or trimmed my pubic hair in like 9 or 12 months
14:00 <HaloumiTaco> it looks like a dirty arab or a monster
15:00 <HaloumiTaco> its terrifying
15:00 <HaloumiTaco> bitches love it
15:00 <simba> lol @ bed half of austnet
15:00 <simba> kate just because skirmish types something, you dont have to believe it
15:00 <simba> just a small lesson
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:00 <HaloumiTaco> also unlike skirmish with our social media about austnet... i never threw a tantrum and deleted mine
16:00 <simba> oh nice win there dude
16:00 <simba> lol
16:00 <fawks> our social media about austnet
16:00 <fawks> wowee
16:00 <simba> a small victory
16:00 <simba> i didnt delete my austnet twitter
16:00 <simba> get on my dick
16:00 <HaloumiTaco> ill tweet that
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:00 <simba> noo oo oo o o
17:00 <simba> o oo o oo o o no
17:00 <HaloumiTaco> actually cbf and i forgot my password
17:00 <simba> strange!!!!
18:00 <HaloumiTaco> think it was abc123
18:00 <simba> oh ok
18:00 <HaloumiTaco> or austnet
18:00 <simba> lol
18:00 <HaloumiTaco> can u help?
18:00 <simba> hes like Skirmish crossed with panda
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4onJ7Z2MLI
18:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Salt N Pepa - Push It (Original) + Lyrics Views: 7,368,357 Uploader: jonasown Uploaded: Jun 30, 2009 Duration: 3m30s Rating: 4.78
18:00 <HaloumiTaco> and chorizo and haloumi
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> have you had avocadosmash?
21:00 <AvocadoTaco> you mean "have you had guacamole?"
21:00 <AvocadoTaco> no, I've never had guacamole. I'm uncultured. Avocados are extinct in Glebe. They don't grow anywhere around here.
22:00 <simba> brill
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no you ignorant hick!
23:00 <AvocadoTaco> thats right, I moved to glebe to eat me alot of peaches. Except they're exinct too
23:00 <AvocadoTaco> the only thing that grows around here are asians
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> avocadosmash, is mashed avo + feta or goats cheese mashed in… well 'smashed' in together
23:00 <faux> For teh love of god shut teh hell up
23:00 <simba> the avo craze can bite me
23:00 <faux> What crazd
23:00 <faux> Craze
23:00 <AvocadoTaco> Did you know...
24:00 <simba> it came outta nowhere and it can go back 
24:00 <AvocadoTaco> If you plant an avocado seed you can grow an avocado tree?
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. ago chic mousse - i wanna try that
24:00 <faux> wot
24:00 <faux> Ago
24:00 <simba> wot
24:00 <AvocadoTaco> Yeah science bitch!
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> FUCK
24:00 <simba> FUCK
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> AVO CHOC
24:00 <faux> Ago chic
24:00 <simba> abo chick
24:00 <faux> avo and chocolate what
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya - auto correct 
24:00 <faux> Groseê
24:00 <AvocadoTaco> My hipster buddy invented the avocado craze by trolling the australian avocados facebook page
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> mousse
25:00 <AvocadoTaco> He's like 21 btw
25:00 <faux> Wish ur mum swallowed 
25:00 <Serenity> ah no
25:00 <AvocadoTaco> Thats why my music is so good
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm wondering if you actually know when you're lying taco...
26:00 <AvocadoTaco> no i dont
26:00 <AvocadoTaco> except for right now
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> knew it
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> carry on
26:00 <AvocadoTaco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAZhXAh7BC0
26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Broken-Hearted (Jon Lajoie) Views: 1,075,671 Uploader: JonLajoie Uploaded: Jul 23, 2012 Duration: 2m7s Rating: 4.94
29:00 <simba> shes got millions of hits on youtube u idiot
29:00 <simba> you know which other dumbass has said that to me in  my life?
29:00 <simba> bianka
29:00 <AvocadoTaco> was she hot?
30:00 <faux> erkh
30:00 <simba> lol
30:00 <simba> erkh @ everyone 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> erkh on yo' face
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> t-t-t-t-t- tasty, tasty 
32:00 <smashmouse> bianka is cute
32:00 <AvocadoTaco> shuttup fagget ur not helping
32:00 <smashmouse> oh thassright taco is the music man.
32:00 <smashmouse> big time dee jay
32:00 <smashmouse> with no fans.
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ no reason given
33:00 <AvocadoTaco> oh thats right, i distinctly remember that time I didnt say I'm a dj. My whole life
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
34:00 <British^Meat> let us kno
34:00 <faux> REALLY wish your mum swallowed 
34:00 <simba> ------ Pieter
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> is taco really pieter?
34:00 <simba> yes
34:00 <AvocadoTaco> stebie, gimme money
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> MIND IS BLOWN!
34:00 <simba> actually could be
34:00 <faux> ..
35:00 <faux> Can't handle u retards
35:00 <faux> I'm gonna skype Asians in China. 
35:00 <AvocadoTaco> i fought china was inhabited by russians
36:00 <simba> lol
36:00 <simba> shut up beeehhh
36:00 <AvocadoTaco> in the uk im going to learn english and teach it
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fuck
37:00 <simba> Stanley Yelnats
38:00 <AvocadoTaco> Bacon, did you pay for your amazon ec2 so you can paste logs to me on efnet?
38:00 <AvocadoTaco> simba laughs at you
39:00 <AvocadoTaco> what was it? $1? $2?
39:00 <simba> wtf
39:00 <simba> whos bacon
39:00 <simba> whats ec2
39:00 <simba> youre a psycho mate
39:00 <AvocadoTaco> Mayo
39:00 <smashmouse> subconscious landscapes
39:00 <simba> what a nutter
40:00 <smashmouse> kitty
40:00 <faux> Gonna bash u
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
40:00 <faux> Every time u do that my laptop dings
40:00 <simba> look at him cry over me pwning him over the gay twitter he runs that makes him Skirmish 2
40:00 <simba> soz
40:00 <AvocadoTaco> i think your offense to the transfer of money is quite hilarious
40:00 <AvocadoTaco> are things really that hard up?
40:00 <smashmouse> two Skirmish
41:00 <smashmouse> suicide
41:00 <AvocadoTaco> joe hockey said you should get a better job, simba
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> joe is a dick
41:00 <smashmouse> you suck at dissing
42:00 <simba> i have money, i actually cringe when people here bring up money
42:00 <smashmouse> saem
42:00 <simba> like yea im crying over that dollar, is that genuinely your angle
42:00 <smashmouse> mon
42:00 <AvocadoTaco> it is
42:00 <Tessa> simba, i agree
42:00 <AvocadoTaco> i spend more on coffee
42:00 <simba> no the joke is what u spent it on dont pretend its anything else
42:00 <smashmouse> drink less coffee
42:00 <simba> dont deflect u r teh joke
42:00 <AvocadoTaco> i spend money on lots of shit
43:00 <simba> lol
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> viagra?
43:00 <simba> nobody is saying ur poor man
43:00 <AvocadoTaco> sometimes i go to licensed establishments and pay ludicrious amounts for alcohol
43:00 <simba> dont get all defensive
43:00 <AvocadoTaco> whats the difference?
43:00 <simba> wow
43:00 <smashmouse> I am the G.O.A.T. at bf4. werd up mang
43:00 <AvocadoTaco> no really i could just stay at home, drink, and talk to my epals
43:00 <AvocadoTaco> and save about $200
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP_-P_BS6KY
44:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Chet Faker - Talk Is Cheap [Official Music Video] Views: 17,402,152 Uploader: Future Classic Uploaded: Feb 11, 2014 Duration: 3m40s Rating: 4.91
44:00 <Tessa> sometimes i go to licenced outlets and get guys to buy me drinks
44:00 <Tessa> saves me heaps!
44:00 <simba> Sneaky
44:00 <AvocadoTaco> careful people might call you a liar
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> go out with money bags tessa 
44:00 <smashmouse> AvocadoTaco copius ammounts of alcohol turn even the most vidid of memories to dust. There's a worm in my brain, I think it's you.
44:00 <smashmouse> *blinks
44:00 <simba> whats a "licenced outlet" to normal people?
45:00 <simba> why do u call them licenced outlets 
45:00 <Serenity> pub?
45:00 <AvocadoTaco> occupational hazard
45:00 <Tessa> bar
45:00 <simba> Ah yes, a fine brew at the Licenced Outlet
45:00 <AvocadoTaco> queue accusation of lying
45:00 <simba> WOW lol
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> whore house that is licenced?
45:00 <simba> taco is BURNT
45:00 <simba> the key is to not let us know how outrageously butthurt u are
45:00 <simba> GOD
45:00 <AvocadoTaco> nah
45:00 <AvocadoTaco> i swear i can almost predict the chats here
46:00 <AvocadoTaco> my crystal ball helps
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> so can we
46:00 <Tessa> i used to be a cop.  licenced outlet is a coppa term i think
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> you say something outlandish and we go, oh taco - stop lying
46:00 <simba> lol cool
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> PREDICTABLE 
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lol
46:00 <simba> give us some more cop dialect
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> another cop
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEW
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> googles some cop lingo to keep up
47:00 <AvocadoTaco> im drinking straight whiskey
47:00 <simba> a water bottle is the Upstanding Clerical Receptacle
47:00 <AvocadoTaco> prob lying
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, prob
47:00 <simba> prob emo rn lol
47:00 <AvocadoTaco> totes
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> when you stop typing i'll know you've passed out
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's #totes by the way
48:00 <AvocadoTaco> i cry all the way to the doctor, where i cannot stop grinning, and ask if i can get a prescription for medicinal marijuana to deal with my depression
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh, you live in America now?
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> FANCY THAT
48:00 <simba> that explains EVERYTHING
48:00 <AvocadoTaco> australia is an american state right?
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> YUS!
48:00 <simba> NEXT
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah too funny
49:00 <AvocadoTaco> i tell u wot m8
49:00 <simba> we need a bot that says next every time he types
49:00 <AvocadoTaco> ive been to all 52 states on this planet...
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> like fuck you have
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i mean, awesome. Of course you have :D
49:00 <AvocadoTaco> dumbass
49:00 <Tessa> bet he's been to PR too
50:00 <AvocadoTaco> yea they told me to shuttup
50:00 <Serenity> zzzzzzzz
51:00 <Tessa> wake up Serenity!
52:00 <AvocadoTaco> yea taylor swift is on youtube!
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO WAY!
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking of surprised… fast and the furious 7 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual fuck!
54:00 <Tessa> tennis is worth backgrounding right now...
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, never
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's about as riveting as watching paint dry in my opinion
55:00 <Bastardly_One> it's tight as 
55:00 <Tessa> yup
55:00 <smashmouse> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpt1/v/t34.0-12/11720518_10206447575448797_753340439_n.jpg?oh=995842b88c1002f77575bbf432999a41&oe=55A589B9&__gda__=1436907922_f50f73a51fef494b51ef8a04df738b54
55:00 <smashmouse> is this you AvocadoTaco
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <Tessa> 9 all in the third set
57:00 <Tessa> federer hanging in there
00:00 <mrdanger> this match may go forever
01:00 <Tessa> and Federer takes the third set.  so its djoko 2 sets to 1.  Game on.
02:00 <mrdanger> what are you watching tessa?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> ahem
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that's one set all tessa
03:00 <Tessa> Correction: Its 1 set all. (too many drinkies here)
04:00 <mrdanger> I don't think I have the stamina to watch this whole thing, imagine what playing it would be like
04:00 <mrdanger> hah
05:00 <Tessa> i used to play tennis at school
08:00 <mrdanger> I think I pretending to play one time in PE
08:00 <mrdanger> pretended*
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> up against the wall?
10:00 <Serenity> u know what's cool
10:00 <Serenity> badminton
10:00 <Tessa> roger looking at a break
10:00 <faux> Q
10:00 <Tessa> whats cool S?
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like shuttlecocks
11:00 <Serenity> shut up you just like cocks
11:00 <Tessa> badminton?  i guess it leaves you with time to sip a Pimms while the shuttlecock floats over the court
12:00 <mrdanger> badminton can be pretty hectic
12:00 <Serenity> if its played professionally its fast
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> this is true
12:00 <Tessa> nice girls play badminton
13:00 <Tessa> i'm not thst nice
13:00 <Tessa> that
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> nor
13:00 <mrdanger> sport is a pretty funny concept really
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes! The cunts next door have a puppy.. and have left it outside on the fucking veranda
14:00 <mrdanger> and the attention people get for playing it is pretty absurd
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> and it's whimpering….  fuck sakes
14:00 <faux> Why have a ballroom with no balls
14:00 <faux> Give it xanax 
14:00 <mrdanger> pretty cold for a puppy
14:00 <mrdanger> maybe you should steal it 
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm not spiderwoman 
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> unfortunately 
15:00 <faux> Why not
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> my super hero powers don't extend to climbing shit
16:00 <Tessa> feed it ratsak
16:00 <simba> except tarzan youd climb all over him right
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh trew that
17:00 <Doodle> filth
17:00 <Tessa> getting tired of the Kia add...
17:00 <faux> stop watching teevz
17:00 <Doodle> hav a bloobs muff
18:00 <faux> lmao
18:00 <faux> I psyched myself up for a bloob muff earlier 
18:00 <Doodle> hehehe
18:00 <faux> unfortch I don't have one
18:00 <mrdanger> I love that donald trump is actually leading the republican candidates
18:00 <faux> Donald sax
19:00 <Doodle> donald tromb
19:00 <Tessa> i dont care about us prez race
19:00 <faux> Donald flute
19:00 <faux> Oh
19:00 <Doodle> donald glockenspiel
19:00 <faux> bless u
19:00 <Doodle> ty
19:00 <mrdanger> thats okay tessa, you don't have to
20:00 <faux> Mr dangler
21:00 <faux> lolololol idk why that made me laugh so much 
21:00 <faux> :'(
22:00 <Tessa> so the tennis people take a break to close the roof.  what the?
22:00 <simba> they should do that in the AFL but their excuse is the roof closing takes 5 hours
22:00 <faux> lolol
22:00 <faux> <Cadava> interracial sperm facials
22:00 <Doodle> crikey
23:00 <Tessa> its a stunt to allow a wall of advertising on 7
23:00 <faux> What the
23:00 <mrdangler> yeah I bet 7 told wimbledon to close the roof
23:00 <mrdangler> those bastards
23:00 <Tessa> yup
23:00 <faux> Is it raining 
23:00 <Tessa> shall i brick my tv?
23:00 <faux> Is that why the roof is closing 
23:00 <Tessa> yep, raining
24:00 <faux> Oh ok maybe channel 7 controls the weather 
24:00 <faux> ~~~spooky~~~
24:00 <Tessa> they "say" its raining
24:00 <faux> .
24:00 <faux> erlh
24:00 <faux> Erkh
24:00 <Doodle> illuminati
24:00 <Tessa> conspiracy.
25:00 <faux> Conspiratea
25:00 <faux> Tess of the durbevilles
26:00 <Doodle> och aye
26:00 <mrdangler> I hope its sanders vs trump 
26:00 <mrdangler> that would be the best
26:00 <faux> gosh that book was torturous 
26:00 <Doodle> i thought he was dead
27:00 <faux> Thomas hardy gives me anxiety 
27:00 <Doodle> hehe hardy
27:00 <Tessa> i never read it
27:00 <faux> 45 pages to describe aa doily 
28:00 <faux> Goodnight amigos :*
29:00 <Tessa> night faux
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
30:00 <mrdangler> bye faux
30:00 <mrdangler> BYE
31:00 <Doodle> o/
32:00 <AvocadoTaco> sorry guiz was lying about whiskey
32:00 <AvocadoTaco> I just drink avocado juice
33:00 <Tessa> i have a wee dram of Lagavulin in hand this morning
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> the husband is currently drinking Ardbeg
35:00 <Tessa> and you?
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> not a fan of scotch 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's a smokey one I think...
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> tastes like ass 
36:00 <Tessa> mine is very smokey, the way i like it
37:00 <Serenity>  im on the hard stuff. peach iced tea
39:00 <Tessa> sounds healthy
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm on the water
41:00 <mrdangler> stupid tennis
41:00 <Tessa> kate, why katatonic?
41:00 <mrdangler> it was going long enough without the roof thing, so im going to bed
41:00 <mrdangler> its back now though
41:00 <Tessa> night mr d
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn mrdanger
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> why katatonic
42:00 <Tessa> yup
42:00 <mrdangler> see ya kate, see ya tessaaaaaaaa
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah it was random….
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> i opened a dictionary, pointed my finger on the page
43:00 <Tessa> maybe i need to use something like that.  tittering_tessa?
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, why not
43:00 <Tessa> tipsy_tessa?
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah
44:00 <Tessa> tessa_the_dresser
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. you might get harassed via PM a lot with a name like that
45:00 <Tessa> so your man is still awake kate?
46:00 <Tessa> i have a cousin called kate, she's in Tassie
46:00 <Tessa> 3 eyes I think
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope the husband went to bed hours ago
47:00 <Tessa> i might slink off soon.  one of the guys here is angling for sime nookie.
47:00 <Tessa> some
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice!
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.guiademanualidades.com/como-hacer-un-bol-de-confeti-23459.htm
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> how awesome is that confetti ball!
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ima make one!
51:00 <Doodle> make a confetti dildo
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
51:00 <Doodle> fine dont then
53:00 <Tessa> "what not to wear!"
54:00 <Doodle> a confetti helmet
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <Doodle> my cat wont stop staring at me :/
55:00 <Tessa> theres a guy here who wont stop staring at me
55:00 <Doodle> where are you
55:00 <Tessa> at home
55:00 <Doodle> and theres just some guy there?
55:00 <Doodle> you need a cat
55:00 <Tessa> one of my housemates
55:00 <Doodle> oic
56:00 <Doodle> you should have sex with him that always goes well
56:00 <Tessa> i likely will
56:00 <Maurice> Lol
56:00 <Doodle> lol
56:00 <Maurice> I can't wait for the next update
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fuck….. the peeps next door called their dog rouge 
57:00 <Doodle> is it red?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's a fucking fluff ball
57:00 <Tessa> red dog
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
57:00 <Doodle> dickheads
57:00 <Tessa> i liked that movie
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> they're just fucking bogans
59:00 <Doodle> bongans
59:00 <Tessa> so its just you and hubby at your place tonight kate?
59:00 <Doodle> i should go to bed
59:00 <Doodle> hngg
59:00 <Maurice> Mine?
59:00 <Doodle> well
59:00 <Doodle> that depends
59:00 <Maurice> Actually, lets make it yours
59:00 <Doodle> yeah
00:00 <Doodle> lol
00:00 <Doodle> mine is empty
00:00 <Maurice> Or we might end up in a 3way
00:00 <Doodle> no thx
00:00 <Doodle> i'd get left out
00:00 <Maurice> Oh, I thought I'd be left out
00:00 <Doodle> lol gross
00:00 <Maurice> Lol
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, we have another dude live with us too - he is my live in lover
00:00 <Doodle> um ahh
00:00 <Maurice> My neighbour asked me today when he goes back and I said on my bday and she goes 'well thats an excellent present'
00:00 <Doodle> lolol
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ mauric
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> e
01:00 <Doodle> i offered to tie a bow around it for your bday
01:00 <Tessa> whats he like?
01:00 <Maurice> I told you, I enjoy bows
01:00 <Maurice> I also enjoy dicks
01:00 <Doodle> haha
01:00 <Doodle> lucky
01:00 <Maurice> And dicks with bows on them, and bows with dicks on them
01:00 <Doodle> oh lawd
01:00 <Maurice> AND dickie bows
01:00 <Doodle> .
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just like cock
02:00 <Doodle> we know
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
02:00 <Maurice> We've all read your blog
02:00 <Tessa> one of the guys here did the bow thing once.  it fell off when his erection failed. funny.
02:00 <Doodle> katelovescockblog.com
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> *blushes*
02:00 <Maurice> Quick question, just exactly how many inches is Tessas wang
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> not too sure
03:00 <Tessa> guess
03:00 <Doodle> 47
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> under 3 ?
03:00 <Doodle> oh
04:00 <Tessa> im little
04:00 <Doodle> 57
04:00 <Tessa> :(
04:00 <Doodle> its the thought that counts
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh well it's not the size, but how you use it
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> or something like that
05:00 <Tessa> yup
05:00 <Doodle> is it
05:00 <Doodle> phew
05:00 <Maurice> It's also the size
06:00 <Doodle> so like use it for good and not evil?
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's totes about the size
06:00 <Maurice> Evil can be good
06:00 <Doodle> i'm confused
06:00 <Serenity> ur all shit
06:00 <Doodle> oh
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> women just say, ego stroking stuff to guys
06:00 <Serenity> except mauricio
06:00 <Doodle> i'm a good boy
06:00 <Doodle> ask anyone
06:00 <Maurice> Fuck yeah
06:00 <Maurice> I'm awes
07:00 <Maurice> HAHA
07:00 <Maurice> I mean, Doodle is very well behaved
07:00 <Doodle> i am
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
07:00 <Doodle> its disgusting
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <Doodle> me too Tessa
07:00 <Maurice> Then what? You went male?
08:00 <Tessa> nah, got preg
08:00 <Doodle> h8 that
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck, not preg
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> practicing is ok tho
09:00 <Tessa> fraid so
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> sucks to be you!
10:00 <Tessa> no big deal really
10:00 <Tessa> it happens
10:00 <Doodle> drop squid move on
10:00 <Tessa> yup
10:00 <Maurice> Only giant whores get pregnant
10:00 <Doodle> lol
11:00 <Tessa> i was at school at the time
11:00 <Doodle> this is totally killing my boner
11:00 <Maurice> Same
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> just a reminder for me
12:00 <Tessa> reminder?
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya - as in not to become up the duff
13:00 <Tessa> i was 14 and stoopid
13:00 <Maurice> Yeah gross
13:00 <Maurice> So many new babies and preg chicks on my fb
13:00 <Tessa> really?
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> 14 :|
14:00 <Doodle> i'm still 14
14:00 <Serenity> shit happens
14:00 <Doodle> mentally 
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:00 <Serenity> sometimes its in the form of a lovely bubba
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, but condoms
14:00 <Serenity> life goes on
14:00 <Doodle> just 74 physically
14:00 <Tessa> plenty of girls at my school got preg in my time there
15:00 <Maurice> That fucking priest
15:00 <Doodle> :o
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:00 <Maurice> You'd think they'd have caught him earlier
15:00 <Tessa> i only know of 2 that had babies though
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> a few peeps in my year had kids 
15:00 <Tessa> as Doodle says, drop sauid move on
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya
15:00 <Tessa> squid
15:00 <Doodle> nobody got pregnant when i was at school because we didnt have sex back then
15:00 <Doodle> it was forbidden
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
16:00 <Maurice> In the stone age
16:00 <Doodle> stone condoms are uncomfortable
16:00 <Tessa> school camps had a bit to answer for
16:00 <Doodle> so easier to go without
16:00 <Maurice> Tell me about it
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:00 <Doodle> scratchy
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> up the bum, no babies - duh!
17:00 <Tessa> im on nexplanon nowadays.  far more reliable.
18:00 <Tessa> Doidle, I dont like going without
18:00 <Doodle> go in dry dont ask why
18:00 <Tessa> yuck
18:00 <Doodle> lol
19:00 <LongLiveProm> Doodle do you like a lot of sex?
19:00 <Doodle> no
19:00 <Tessa> yes
19:00 <Doodle> i'm celibate
19:00 <LongLiveProm> why?
19:00 <Doodle> nobody will have sex with me
19:00 <Tessa> 2 or 3x a day makes me a happy girl
19:00 <Maurice> I will
19:00 <Tessa> i will
19:00 <Doodle> you're in woop woop Maurice, and married
19:00 <LongLiveProm> Tessa you need 30x a day
19:00 <Doodle> unhelpful
20:00 <Maurice> Sif married
20:00 <Maurice> For more than a week or 2
20:00 <LongLiveProm> never get married
20:00 <LongLiveProm> never have a gf
20:00 <LongLiveProm> just fuck
20:00 <Doodle> lol
20:00 <LongLiveProm> have pets
20:00 <Doodle> i do all that
20:00 <Doodle> except the fuck part
20:00 <Doodle> unless you count my hand
20:00 <LongLiveProm> keep a bunch of girls as pets
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> due to the cat!
21:00 <Doodle> no its not the cats fault i dont get laid
21:00 <Tessa> keep a few guys on-leash
21:00 <Doodle> ok no
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> well, if you listened to my AWESOME advice…..  you probably would be scoring some MILF se
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> x
21:00 <Doodle> who, me?
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> but no, you didn't wanna wear the hat i suggested...
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya
22:00 <Doodle> rofl
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <Doodle> i dont wear hats
22:00 <Doodle> i will once my hair falls out
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's your first mistake
22:00 <Doodle> so like 2 years
22:00 <Doodle> maybe 1
22:00 <Doodle> no, really :/
22:00 <Doodle> i'm the last male in the family with hair
22:00 <LongLiveProm> why a milf
22:00 <Maurice> Don't worry about that, people will still be focused on those cum collectors
23:00 <LongLiveProm> go for a real girl
23:00 <Doodle> apart from the kids
23:00 <LongLiveProm> not pregnant
23:00 <LongLiveProm> or once was
23:00 <Doodle> lmao Maurice shh
23:00 <Doodle> hang on
23:00 <LongLiveProm> only despos go for old ones
23:00 <Maurice> How old is old
23:00 <Doodle> i've slept with girls who have had kids and girls who havent
23:00 <Maurice> In terms of chcks
23:00 <Doodle> and i cant tell the difference
23:00 <LongLiveProm> over 20 and got a kid
23:00 <Doodle> apart from the kids obv
23:00 <Maurice> What about 30 without any kids
23:00 <Maurice> Is that old
23:00 <LongLiveProm> thats ok
23:00 <LongLiveProm> if they arnt married
23:00 <Serenity> that soundd kinda... off
24:00 <Doodle> i know :/
24:00 <Doodle> sorry
24:00 <Doodle> you know what i mean
24:00 <Serenity> not you hahaha
24:00 <Doodle> oh
24:00 <Doodle> ..
24:00 <Tessa> i'm 24, not married - good?
24:00 <Maurice> Lol
24:00 <Doodle> no
24:00 <Doodle> terrible
24:00 <LongLiveProm> yes Tessa
24:00 <LongLiveProm> good
24:00 <Doodle> too young
24:00 <LongLiveProm> good ripe age
24:00 <LongLiveProm> i like younger though
24:00 <Maurice> ...
24:00 <Serenity> i love how virgins think having kids ruins a vag
24:00 <Serenity> its cute
24:00 <Doodle> haha
24:00 <LongLiveProm> it can Serenity
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
24:00 <Doodle> bang its fucked
24:00 <LongLiveProm> but if you care as a guy thats the answer
25:00 <Maurice> The only thing thats ruined me is too much sex in a short space of time
25:00 <Serenity> like an exploded bulldog
25:00 <LongLiveProm> I care
25:00 <Maurice> Oh the bruises
25:00 <Doodle> lmao
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
25:00 <Tessa> Maurice, i agree
25:00 <LongLiveProm> 16-22 perfect age
25:00 <Maurice> Ew
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
25:00 <Doodle> 48-97 perfect
25:00 <Maurice> 98-107
25:00 <Maurice> Rowrrr
25:00 <Serenity> spew
25:00 <Doodle> kekeke
25:00 <LongLiveProm> 50 is the next prime age
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck
25:00 <Maurice> We are talking pant sizes, yeah?
26:00 <LongLiveProm> 22-49 is bad
26:00 <Doodle> i dont have a type or age, as long as she has 2 breasts and isnt dead
26:00 <LongLiveProm> same just bitchier
26:00 <Tessa> dead sux
26:00 <Doodle> made that mistake!
26:00 <Doodle> never again
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> cold as ice
26:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Foreigner - Cold As Ice.mp3 (6.27MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:50)
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> HA
27:00 <Doodle> :P
27:00 <Doodle> its ok on a hot day
27:00 <Doodle> but not too hot
27:00 <Doodle> obv
27:00 <Maurice> Or the blow flies hang around
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, would smell after a few days
27:00 <Doodle> yeah and they melt
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… aint nobody got time for that
27:00 <Doodle> but the bonus is you can make new holes
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> go a flesh light
27:00 <Doodle> sllllp
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> no smell factor
28:00 <Doodle> what if i fill it with mustard
28:00 <LongLiveProm> flesh light out of bacon is what they need
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> well....
28:00 <Maurice> I have a feeling it'd smell if you don't clean it
28:00 <Doodle> lol
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> well….that would be a nice… experiment doodle
28:00 <LongLiveProm> it doesnt smell
28:00 <Maurice> Just dont use seeded mustard
28:00 <Tessa> djoko wins wimbledon.  dominant performance.
28:00 <LongLiveProm> just builds up
28:00 <Doodle> you have to use english mustard
28:00 <LongLiveProm> fedderer is gone
28:00 <LongLiveProm> too old
28:00 <Doodle> hotter the tinglier
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> just go chilli 
29:00 <Serenity> lol kate i swear you mention flesh lights every day
29:00 <Doodle> lol
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know, right
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> why - due to all the wankers here
29:00 <Doodle> <-
29:00 <Serenity> lool
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
29:00 <LongLiveProm> wtf it isnt over yet
29:00 <Maurice> <--
29:00 <Doodle> nobody else is going to do it
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, but you're not saying how you bang teens / young 20 something peeps
30:00 <Doodle> cos i dont
30:00 <Doodle> :/
30:00 <Doodle> well
30:00 <Doodle> not since my teens
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya - but everyone else who proclaims to have
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> wankers
30:00 <LongLiveProm> Doodle you have flesh light?
31:00 <Doodle> oh i;m still a wanker
31:00 <Tessa> i sometimes do
31:00 <LongLiveProm> how Tessa is you are fmale?
31:00 <Doodle> what
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd say under the influence of crack
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> the cunt has been sending epic PM's to me
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> fun times
32:00 <Doodle> hehe crack
32:00 <Doodle> who has
32:00 <LongLiveProm> fucking Tessa is on crack
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> long - you're the only one on crack here
34:00 <Doodle> i like a good crack
34:00 <Doodle> me either, i'm an angel
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <Maurice> He's also a cute angle
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> angel of harlem 
34:00 <Maurice> Harlots*
34:00 <Doodle> acute angle! i get it!
35:00 <Maurice> Can you explain it to me?
35:00 <Doodle> no
35:00 <Doodle> dont troll me
35:00 <Maurice> Can you give me a demo?
35:00 <Doodle> of what
35:00 <Maurice> Sex
35:00 <Doodle> on my own?
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> damn pinterest
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> to hell
35:00 <Maurice> I'll roleplay with you
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> it sucks me in with all the awesome stuff!
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shakes fist*
36:00 <Doodle> ok you be the lost child and i'll be the elephant dressed as a politician
36:00 <Maurice> How did you know I was wearing that costume
36:00 <Doodle> woman's intuition
36:00 <Maurice> Thats sexy
36:00 <Doodle> i shot the sheriff
37:00 <Maurice> But.. did you, or did you not, kill the deputy?
37:00 <Doodle> perhaps
37:00 <Maurice> I'm intrigued
37:00 <Doodle> i'm horny
37:00 <Maurice> And more than a little aroused
37:00 <Tessa> me too
37:00 <Doodle> osnap
38:00 <Tessa> what are we all wearing right now?
38:00 <Doodle> assless chaps
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> skin
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> only skin
38:00 <Doodle> oh and nipple tassels
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yus
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> pink ones
39:00 <Doodle> ehehehehehe
39:00 <Tessa> silver nipple rings here
39:00 <Doodle> pics
39:00 <Serenity> mine r blue
39:00 <Doodle> your nipples?
40:00 <Serenity> my rings
40:00 <Serenity> lol
40:00 <Serenity> oh god that just made it worse
40:00 <Doodle> yup
40:00 <Doodle> loool
40:00 <Serenity> hahhaha
40:00 <Doodle> i like nipple rings on girls but they can chip your teeth
41:00 <Doodle> ...
41:00 <Doodle> worth it tho
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> sucks to be you!
41:00 <Tessa> my favourites are a pair of little guns
41:00 <Doodle> lol my ex had her nipples pierced fucking hell
41:00 <Doodle> my poor teeth
42:00 <Doodle> a pair of little gnus would be sexier
43:00 <Tessa> i had mine pierced about 4 years ago
43:00 <Doodle> i had one of mine pierced a hundred years ago
43:00 <Doodle> but its been gone for ages
44:00 <Doodle> at home with ice
44:00 <Doodle> fun times
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh noice
44:00 <Doodle> no really it wasnt
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've only had my nose + ears 
44:00 <LongLiveProm> mmm
44:00 <LongLiveProm> why not clit?
44:00 <Doodle> cos i dont have one
45:00 <Doodle> i had my ear pierced
45:00 <Doodle> now i just have my eyebrow piercing
45:00 <Doodle> like a fag
45:00 <Tessa> clit is kinda tricky
45:00 <Doodle> o/`
45:00 <Doodle> to find?
45:00 <Tessa> that too :) 
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> why haven't you got your clit pierced plivent ?
46:00 <Doodle> you'd find it easier if it was pierced with an iron bar
46:00 <Doodle> or a car tyre
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <Maurice> Or with a flashing arrow pointing to it
46:00 <Doodle> you'd never drown either
46:00 <Doodle> haha
46:00 <Doodle> HERE IT ISSSS
46:00 <Maurice> 'CLIT THIS WAY'
46:00 <Doodle> looool
46:00 <Maurice> I just washed my hands and water went down my sleeve
46:00 <Maurice> Hate that shit
46:00 <Doodle> ugh worst
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> ANNOYING!
46:00 <Tessa> a gf of mine has a tat that points the way
46:00 <Doodle> i dont have sleeves
46:00 <Tessa> yuk
47:00 <Doodle> lol ew
47:00 <Doodle> is she classy?
47:00 <Doodle> does she like losers?
47:00 <Maurice> I have armless sleeves, they're just the forearm sleeves
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> she must have had some really dud roots 
47:00 <Doodle> oh nice
47:00 <Tessa> yes, surprisingly.  her little surprisr, 
47:00 <Tessa> surprise, i guess
47:00 <Doodle> wait yes she is classy or yes she likes losers?
47:00 <Maurice> Or does she like classy losers
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> all of the above
48:00 <Doodle> @mp3 DJ Kool ft. Biz Markie & Doug E. Fresh - Let Me Clear My Throat.mp3 (5.54MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:03)
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
48:00 <Maurice> NANANANAN NANANA NAAAA
48:00 <Doodle> omg its like being there
49:00 <Maurice> I had that song on cassette
49:00 <Maurice> In my gemi
49:00 <Maurice> Vroom
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <LongLiveProm> warm
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> what was with gemini's being the most awesomest car when I was a teen?
50:00 <Doodle> they were cheap
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH!
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> makes sense....
50:00 <Maurice> And if you could fuck in the back seat, you were a legit contortionist
51:00 <Tessa> whats a gemini?
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> the dudes round my hood used to always do em up and …. drive around fast n' shit
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ maurice 
51:00 <Doodle> a shitty car Tessa
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
52:00 <Tessa> how old doodle?
52:00 <Doodle> they were from the 80s
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA7gWq5kZbM
52:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Holden TE Gemini - TV commercial Views: 12,758 Uploader: Conniptions886 Uploaded: Apr 15, 2009 Duration: 0m30s Rating: 5.00
52:00 <Doodle> i knew a bloke with a purple turbo gemini, it was still a shitheap
52:00 <Tessa> b4 my time
52:00 <Doodle> had heaps spent on it
52:00 <Maurice> I had a red one
53:00 <Doodle> i also had a red one
53:00 <Maurice> It had a sticker on the back window saying 'THE BITCH'
53:00 <Maurice> I have no idea why..
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> love it
53:00 <Doodle> i bought mine for 5c
53:00 <Doodle> it only went in reverse
53:00 <Maurice> Was your gemi also red?
53:00 <Doodle> kekeke yes
53:00 <Maurice> Matching, hot
53:00 <Doodle> sold it for $100
53:00 <Maurice> I blew mine up
53:00 <Maurice> The head gasket, water pump and radiator
53:00 <Doodle> mine was my gf at the times
53:00 <Maurice> Woops
54:00 <Tessa> i had a commodore when i was a teenager.
54:00 <Doodle> i'm sorry to hear that
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> commodore 64?
54:00 <Doodle> i hope you're ok now
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <Tessa> holden
55:00 <Tessa> at least there was room in the back
55:00 <Doodle> yeah i dont need room in the back
55:00 <Tessa> it was a ute
55:00 <Doodle> my car doesnt have back seats
55:00 <Maurice> Doodle uses the bonnet
55:00 <Doodle> i do not!
56:00 <Doodle> it will bend
56:00 <Maurice> So will I
56:00 <Doodle> re000www
56:00 <Tessa> the tray was kitted out with a matress
56:00 <Maurice> Although it might be a bit low even for me
56:00 <Doodle> nah
56:00 <Doodle> you'll be right
56:00 <Doodle> i have to get in and out of the cunt every day you'll be fine for 30 secs
56:00 <Doodle> yes 30 secs, we're going to do it twice
56:00 <Maurice> 30 secs! Thats optomistic
56:00 <Maurice> Lol
56:00 <Doodle> ;)
57:00 <Tessa> 30s? speedy gonzales
57:00 <Doodle> pew pewww
57:00 <Doodle> i'm a busy man
57:00 <Maurice> Excuse me, do not mock my mans sexual prowess
57:00 <Maurice> He's great at what he does
57:00 <Doodle> yeah
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
57:00 <Doodle> i'm getting quicker!
57:00 <Maurice> Soon we'll be down to 3.75 seconds on the dot
57:00 <Doodle> bam
57:00 <Doodle> zip
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> reow!]
57:00 <Doodle> bye
57:00 <Maurice> Guiness record right there
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> no time to wipe it on the curtains?
58:00 <Doodle> maybe
58:00 <Doodle> if theyre close by
58:00 <Maurice> Sometimes I save time by just wearing them
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
58:00 <Doodle> i appreciate it
58:00 <Tessa> but what about the daily spanking?
59:00 <Maurice> 'Here, wipe it on my hastily made curtain sock'
59:00 <Doodle> oh that goes for hours
59:00 <Doodle> hours of spanking followed by 3 secs of sex
59:00 <Doodle> bliss
59:00 <Maurice> The spanking is the foreplay
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> down pat!
59:00 <Tessa> i like it after
59:00 <Doodle> well you cant please everyone
00:00 <Maurice> No
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> foreplay after sex?
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
00:00 <Maurice> After the sex, you roll over and sleep
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> no sleep
00:00 <Doodle> haha
00:00 <Tessa> not me
00:00 <Doodle> just dont fucking talk 
00:00 <Clarkson> issit people who think they are fucking awesome
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> HA
00:00 <Doodle> yes it was good for me too now shut up night
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
00:00 <Maurice> I don't want talking or cuddling
01:00 <Maurice> You just get on your goddamn sid
01:00 <Maurice> e
01:00 <Doodle> cuddling is ok only cos its fucking freezing
01:00 <Maurice> AND GET OFF MY PILLOW
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5 maurice
01:00 <Doodle> and boobs
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> no not even then
01:00 <Doodle> yes!
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> get off
01:00 <Doodle> dont argue with me
01:00 <Maurice> 3 secs of sex should warm you right off
01:00 <Maurice> Off lol
01:00 <Maurice> Up*
01:00 <Doodle> haha
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> my work is done here 
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> snore
01:00 <Doodle> tho some girls are super heated
01:00 <Doodle> like a hot water bottle
01:00 <Maurice> Vigerous thrusting
02:00 <Doodle> in which case gtfo me
02:00 <Serenity> apparently i get super hot when I'm . sleeping
02:00 <Maurice> I'm cold blooded, I'm likely to suck in your warmth and still steal your blanket
02:00 <Doodle> yeah well get away!
02:00 <Doodle> lol Maurice
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <Doodle> i have a king size doona 
02:00 <Doodle> steal away
02:00 <Maurice> Had*
02:00 <Maurice> Now its mine
02:00 <Doodle> haha
02:00 <Tessa> i get very warm when spanked
02:00 <Serenity> i need a new doona
02:00 <Maurice> Shut up man hands
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> king sized beds are the best
02:00 <Doodle> i dont get spanked
03:00 <Serenity> we have a queen on a queen and its not big enough
03:00 <Maurice> I have 2 on mine
03:00 <Doodle> yeah i have a king on a queen
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah we have a king
03:00 <Doodle> hot hey
03:00 <Serenity> hehehe
03:00 <Doodle> otherwise my feet stick out
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i put another dooner on this week
03:00 <Doodle> cos i am too tall for the bed etc etc
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeh the husband is 6'3 
04:00 <Maurice> Sleep on an angle
04:00 <Maurice> S'what I do
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah a spanking warms up more than your arse cheeks apparently 
04:00 <Doodle> i do lol
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> so he fits in the bed
04:00 <Maurice> Even with someone else in the bed
04:00 <Doodle> yep
04:00 <Doodle> fuck em
04:00 <Doodle> then lie diagonally
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <Maurice> It's like you read my mind
04:00 <Serenity> of course it does
04:00 <Maurice> Or looked in the window
04:00 <Serenity> adrenaline makes you hot
04:00 <Doodle> thse days its just lie diagonally tho
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> annoying 
04:00 <Doodle> oh well fuck hey
05:00 <Maurice> I sleep diagonally and my feet don't even reach the end of my bed
05:00 <Maurice> I'm just a hog
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <Serenity> hey ho its all just a load of bollocks really
05:00 <Doodle> inorite
05:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity
05:00 <Doodle> i shut tuckers finger in the tank door
06:00 <Doodle> ok they were my fingers
06:00 <Doodle> and it wasnt a tank door
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> liar!
07:00 <Doodle> :(
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> next you'll be saying your a cop!
07:00 <Tessa> well ive gotta go and get some sleep guys, nite nite
07:00 <Doodle> bai2u
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> bye felicia 
08:00 <Maurice> Bye dude
08:00 <Tessa> youre arre great company!  cya
08:00 <Serenity> bye
08:00 <Doodle> i totally am
08:00 <Maurice> He's gone to wank
08:00 <Doodle> fuck the rest of the
08:00 <Doodle> m
08:00 <Serenity> put your pants back on
08:00 <Doodle> no
08:00 <Maurice> Then take pics
08:00 <Doodle> no!
08:00 <Maurice> Again
08:00 <Doodle> [03:07] <Tessa> well ive gotta go and sleep with some guys, nite nite
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:00 <Doodle> why am i on irc at 3am
09:00 <Maurice> Same reason we're on now
09:00 <Doodle> oh
09:00 <Maurice> Orgy in our orgy chan
09:00 <Doodle> OH
09:00 <Doodle> well have fun
09:00 <Serenity> i dunno why im here AND im watching keeping up with the Kardashians
10:00 <Maurice> You know you're the star attraction
10:00 <Serenity> ffs
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking of star attractions i'm going to bed
10:00 <LongLiveProm> kardashians LOL
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn peeps
10:00 <Doodle> o/
00:00 <simba> http://yourlisten.com/Guy.Beagle/10-minutes-of-tapping
00:00 <simba> beagl just linked me this
00:00 <simba> on skype
07:00 <Maurice> No
10:00 <simba> >:D
15:00 <Maurice> Evil twat
21:00 <simba> naw
21:00 <simba> r u mad @ me
26:00 <Maurice> Yes :(
26:00 <Maurice> Fatty fat fat
15:00 <British^Meat> hah beagle still exists?
25:00 <StrykingX> Sup
29:00 <British^Meat> greeterings extended upon thee
31:00 <British^Meat> le cold working week begins!
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
04:00 <faux> Naw kate and duggy join together 
04:00 <faux> Not sus at all
05:00 <faux> ehehehehehe
05:00 <Dugnuts> hahahha
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup with the wind today :| !
07:00 <Dugnuts> theres wind?
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's heaps windy here
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> bom says - 35 - 55 km/h westerly winds which will allegedly decrease later on… 
10:00 <Dugnuts> mmk
10:00 <Dugnuts> im looking out the window here, not much in teh way of wind
10:00 <Doodle> you realise you're both some considerable distance away from each other
10:00 <Doodle> so the weather may differ
10:00 <Dugnuts> indeed
11:00 <Dugnuts> i was just mentioning it
11:00 <British^Meat> :P
11:00 <faux> Yeah its windy as fuck here 
11:00 <Doodle> cold as a witches tit
11:00 <Clarkson> peace teh fuk out
11:00 <British^Meat> whats up with the time difference here?
11:00 <Doodle> witch's
11:00 <Doodle> w/evs
11:00 <faux> Mum just rang and it sounds like she's in a hurricane 
11:00 <faux> She's in a diff state and it's just as windy
12:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Michael Jackson & Mick Jagger - State of Shock.mp3 (4.14MB 128kbps Stereo 4:31)
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
12:00 <faux> I had 2 close all me windows cos my blinds were smashing around and now I feel suffocated
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah i hate it when the blinds smash around!
12:00 <Dugnuts> too cold for open windows!
12:00 <faux> I like them open always 
12:00 <faux> I don't mind the cold you can always wear more layers 
12:00 <Doodle> i'm maintaining a constant 26 degrees in here
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've got… metal ones.. which is friken weird
13:00 <faux> I think that's a concept that's lost on most people 
13:00 <Doodle> i like layers
13:00 <faux> Wah Wah so cold etc .. wear clothes. 
13:00 <faux> Wrap yourself in a blanket and shoosh
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, no - I like the layering of clothes 
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> and trackie pants - oooh yeah
13:00 <faux> Same winter clothes are boss
13:00 <faux> warm pair of socks 
13:00 <faux> Nom
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah socks are a must!
14:00 <Doodle> fk that i cant wait to get back into shorts and singlet eery day
14:00 <Doodle> *every
14:00 <faux> Gross
14:00 <British^Meat> today i am sporting 2 pairs of socks, to pairs of pantaloons and 2 upper layers of clothing
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:00 <Doodle> oh you've seen me
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> pantaloons! with lace?
14:00 <British^Meat> yup, the big frilly ones
14:00 <faux> British meat do u speak the way u type irl
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt
15:00 <Serenity> kids found their wheat bags for their beds last nighy
15:00 <Serenity> so warm
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> I should probably do that!
16:00 <faux> Is that like a rice bag
16:00 <faux> But w wheat
16:00 <faux> Lol
16:00 <British^Meat> negatory on the speaking situation
16:00 <faux> Oh good
16:00 <faux> I wondered if u get punched often
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:00 <Doodle> only in the ring
17:00 <faux> lol
17:00 <British^Meat> quite
17:00 <faux> datgaylyf
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lah lah
17:00 <Doodle> no i meant boxing ring
17:00 <faux> Oh
17:00 <Doodle> filthy heathens
17:00 <Serenity> wtf is a rice bag
17:00 <faux> Boring
17:00 <Doodle> its a bag with rice in it
17:00 <faux> Lmao
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i could go a pair of 'hacker' gloves today...
17:00 <Serenity> yeah thanks robs daf
17:00 <Serenity> dad
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> the… fingerless gloves...
18:00 <faux> I like how they look but I've never understood the point 
18:00 <faux> My fingertips get cold
18:00 <Doodle> so you can finger girls
18:00 <Doodle> and have warm hands
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
18:00 <faux> with just the tip?
18:00 <Doodle> yes
18:00 <faux> riveting
18:00 <Doodle> dont give them all of it
18:00 <Doodle> thats what they want
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:00 <faux> expert
18:00 <Doodle> i lived in the 80s
19:00 <faux> And the 70s
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.jaminleather.com/Assets/ProductImages/g160_0641.jpg
19:00 <British^Meat> its so u can get a grip on things
19:00 <faux> And 60s
19:00 <British^Meat> or type
19:00 <British^Meat> or light ciggies
19:00 <Doodle> hey 
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> wearing those beasts?
19:00 <Doodle> now
19:00 <faux> And 50s
19:00 <Doodle> then
19:00 <British^Meat> a multitude of things
19:00 <Doodle> i'm actually in my 5th decade
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think if anyone is going to wear pleather / leather fingerless gloves they need the gay biker leather / pleather studded hat to match
19:00 <Clarkson> i mean it's not as if i can have sex
20:00 <faux> Y not clarky
20:00 <Clarkson> I don't like porn at all normally
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew clarkson!
20:00 <Clarkson> i had eaten lsd tho and was laughing my ass off
20:00 <faux> Oh
20:00 <British^Meat> leather? crikey, they sound like weight lifters gloves
20:00 <Doodle> oh mine were woollen
20:00 <Serenity> well i can ser this is going to be productive
20:00 <faux> quite gassy today 
20:00 <faux> Prrt
20:00 <British^Meat> i wear am also for riding
20:00 <Doodle> irc productive?
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> is there such a thing?
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> as 'irc productive' ?
21:00 <faux> in choina
21:00 <Doodle> eehehe
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> damn china and their ever increasing military presence n' shit
21:00 <Doodle> 2 mny rabitz
23:00 <Doodle> I can't wait for married gay dudes to start referring to their spouse as The Old Balls and Chain
23:00 <Doodle> haha
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can't wait for Australia to embrace the whole same sex marriage thing
26:00 <Doodle> with their butts
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> yus, with their butts
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking bout butts- there was this cartoon on abc called…. the day my butt when psycho or something like that
27:00 <Doodle> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_My_Butt_Went_Psycho!
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya, just butts, but with teeth n' stuff
29:00 <faux> Butt with teeth n stuff
29:00 <Doodle> how would you brush them
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.studiomoshi.dreamhosters.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/38A-006-645x430.jpg
30:00 <faux> Toilet brush
30:00 <Doodle> wouldnt it have a tongue too
30:00 <Doodle> wouldnt you be able to taste your own shit
30:00 <faux> gosh so technical 
30:00 <faux> Lolll
30:00 <Doodle> if you burped would it be a fart
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> human centipede!  
31:00 <faux> Rofl
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> i still haven't seen that yet
31:00 <Doodle> same lol i have no desire to
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <Doodle> not scary just revolting
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew!
31:00 <Doodle> i could just go to work with my mum if i wanted to see people eating shit
31:00 <Clarkson> i wouldnt have known i was gay if i hadnt dated you
31:00 <Doodle> aw ty Clarkson <3
31:00 <Clarkson> EDM has been a hobby of mine since the days of Jean Micheal Jarre and shit
32:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Jean Michel Jarre - Oxygène (Part IV).mp3 (8.24MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 9:00)
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's ya mum do - aged care or early childhood stuff?
32:00 <faux> Just pooped a gallon
32:00 <Doodle> aged care lol
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fun times
32:00 <faux> It was
32:00 <faux> Oh..
32:00 <Doodle> lol
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> my next uni subject is the psychology of ageing….
33:00 <Doodle> hit 60 go crazy
33:00 <Doodle> satisfactory
33:00 <faux> Fun
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it's depressing 
33:00 <faux> Hey gus 
33:00 <BlackDevil> Woman Dies, 2 Others Hospitalized After Overdosing On 'Date Rape Drug'
33:00 <TheRon> hello
34:00 <faux> How are ya
34:00 <gs69azza> gud
34:00 <gs69azza> bad
34:00 <gs69azza> fun
34:00 <gs69azza> gun
34:00 <faux> Hey butts
34:00 <faux> :D
34:00 <gs69azza> sup
34:00 <amsy> lol answers to gus straight away :')
34:00 <faux> nada
34:00 <British^Meat> my wife worked in aged care katatonic_kate01
34:00 <gs69azza> enjoy da buttz
34:00 <British^Meat> i dont wanna get olllllllllld!
34:00 <faux> Comfy and warm in me recliner
34:00 <faux> Oh I do
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, do did my mum - with the dementia peeps
34:00 <British^Meat> hopefully, like doodle said, i just go mad and cant think for myself
35:00 <Doodle> i plan on dying in the next few years
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
35:00 <TheRon> this bloke do did your mum and she has dementia?
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah why?
35:00 <faux> No u dont
35:00 <faux> I'll kill u
35:00 <Doodle> cos old
35:00 <milk> Doodle we want a firm date thanks
35:00 <Doodle> ok
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif you're old
35:00 <Doodle> feb 4, 2019
35:00 <Doodle> my 40th
35:00 <British^Meat> dude
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're only like…. what 78?
35:00 <faux> Gtfo
35:00 <British^Meat> have we discussed this?
35:00 <British^Meat> Thats my birthdate
36:00 <Doodle> yeah lol
36:00 <British^Meat> we are akin
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> 40! That's a lil young
36:00 <amsy> olllllddd
36:00 <TheRon> doodle we getting a stripper for your 40th???
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i mean to want to die
36:00 <Doodle> yeah 40 is about enough for me
36:00 <Doodle> no strippers ty
36:00 <milk> catches up with ya
36:00 <faux> If I turn 30 and I'm still on irc can u guys ban me 4 life
36:00 <TheRon> you're no fun
36:00 <Doodle> i said that
36:00 <Doodle> 6 years ago
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol@ faux
36:00 <faux> Haha
36:00 <amsy> excuse me 
37:00 <gs69azza> l;ol that
37:00 <British^Meat> bwahaha
37:00 <gs69azza> s not that far
37:00 <British^Meat> u totally will be
37:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Hank Williams - Hey Good Lookin'.mp3 (3.93MB 192kbps Stereo 2:51)
37:00 <faux> Proba
37:00 <faux> That's why I wanna be banned
37:00 <TheRon> teenage wasteland, it's only teenage wasteland
37:00 <faux> lol
38:00 <gs69azza> faux: thnx for pointing out I'm a cloud btw
38:00 <Doodle> heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy good lookin
38:00 <Doodle> whaaaaaaaaaaaaat ya got cookin
38:00 <faux> huh
38:00 <Doodle> hows about cookin somethin up with meeeeeeeeeee
38:00 <gs69azza> fb
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> CAKE!
38:00 <faux> I didn't make the cloud comment
39:00 <Doodle> she meant clown
39:00 <gs69azza> oh was it kyle?
39:00 <gs69azza> i can't remember
39:00 <faux> Sez did
39:00 <gs69azza> oic
39:00 <gs69azza> either way
39:00 <gs69azza> -_____________-
40:00 <Doodle> 240
40:00 <gs69azza> 420
40:00 <amsy> 024
40:00 <Doodle> yeah alright
40:00 <TheRon> got any filthy buds??
40:00 <amsy> i woke up too early :'(
41:00 <gs69azza> mind blown
41:00 <Doodle> of course
41:00 <British^Meat> lol person who appeared on my "people you may know" feed is called Anne Hole
41:00 <Doodle> ehehe
41:00 <Doodle> a hole
41:00 <British^Meat> how unfortunate
41:00 <Doodle> i worked with a woman called marta farkas once
41:00 <British^Meat> got a few ppl with that last name Head too
41:00 <gs69azza> lol
41:00 <gs69azza> i have a few buds left at home, but all natural shiz
41:00 <gs69azza> LOL
41:00 <amsy> lolll
41:00 <British^Meat> Or Whitehead
42:00 <British^Meat> lol poor marta
42:00 <gs69azza> I remember when I worked at CSC, the worst name was Kok, Ong Chin
42:00 <British^Meat> and that football player with the last name Suckling
42:00 <Doodle> lol
42:00 <Doodle> i'vw worked with a fair few poons
42:00 <Doodle> *i've
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> my PE teacher was anita beer
42:00 <Doodle> looool
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> she was a bit of cunt
42:00 <Clarkson> i have a sweaty nutsack
42:00 <Doodle> all pe teachers are
43:00 <Doodle> mine was a lesbian
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> and always wore matching tracksuits 
43:00 <gs69azza> my PE teacher wanted to fight me, because I kept crashing his PC
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> cage fight style?
43:00 <gs69azza> i hope not
43:00 <gs69azza> I was only a child
43:00 <amsy> female PE teahers were worse than male in my experience
43:00 <gs69azza> a lot of females went googly eyed over my PE teacher
43:00 <gs69azza> MR Blake I think he was
44:00 <gs69azza> I wonder if he has fb
44:00 <amsy> haha same at my school
44:00 <Doodle> in primary school my pe teacher got caught fucking one of the other teachers
44:00 <Doodle> in the dark room
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> isn't that always the case
44:00 <Doodle> they were both married
44:00 <TheRon> back in my day we no fit female PE teachers
44:00 <British^Meat> ugh, my female biology teacher, total coq
45:00 <British^Meat> lol cow
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> we had a husband + wife PE teachers
45:00 <British^Meat> maybe coq was right
45:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <TheRon> student teachers were hot
45:00 <TheRon> i loved those days
45:00 <Doodle> my social studies teacher was miss victoria
45:00 <Doodle> good times
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> then allegedly the woman PE teacher had an affair with the dept. principal who was 90 in the shade 
45:00 <Doodle> olawd
46:00 <British^Meat> balls, laters
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the then the dude PE teacher left the school
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> nothin' suss...
46:00 <gs69azza> i cbf going through my hs fb
46:00 <Doodle> maybe she was my commerce teacher, i cant remember her teaching anything
46:00 <Doodle> other than how to look at her tits
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice work
47:00 <amsy> well my female junior school coordinator got caught with students 
47:00 <Doodle> yeah a 15yo fat kid panting over your chest
47:00 <Doodle> every womans dream
47:00 <amsy> and it wasnt because she was hot
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> caught doing wot?
47:00 <amsy> she was actually a monster
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> naked twister?
47:00 <TheRon> the zombies - she's not there
47:00 <Doodle> naked dodgeball
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> my year advisor was having a weird relationship with this one girl...
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> they used to play tennis together and go get coffee n' shit
48:00 <Clarkson> sounds like hell of a lot of work just for a smoke
48:00 <TheRon> i think thats frowned upon
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah yeah
49:00 <Doodle> we used to see some of my high school teachers at the pubs
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> why you'd want to hang out with teacher is beyond me
49:00 <Doodle> they would be pissed asking us where the girls are etc
49:00 <Doodle> yeah
49:00 <Doodle> lol
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> HA!
49:00 <Doodle> one of them teaches my niece
49:00 <Doodle> O_o
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah there was a local leagues club near my high school…. we used to go there for lunch
49:00 <TheRon> status quo - whatever you what
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
50:00 <Doodle> hopefully just maths
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh what's up with seedy maths teachers
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> The husband and I had the same maths teacher
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> different schools
50:00 <Doodle> yeah i had some shitty maths teachers
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> he was doing 800 unit math and i did…. maths in the pub
50:00 <TheRon> a weedy nerd can't teach high school maths
50:00 <Doodle> i had a hermit crab when i was a kid, i named it after my maths teacher
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> HA! - which was?
51:00 <Doodle> jarnail
51:00 <Doodle> he was a curry
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i loved hermit crabs
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
51:00 <Serenity> yuck
51:00 <Doodle> sezz just has normal crabs
51:00 <Serenity> they are foul
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> I got a bunch of them when i was a pre school teacher
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> they're foul when they come out of their shell!
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm like WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah!
52:00 <Doodle> yeah i didnt like it thats why i called it jarnail
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <Doodle> i had mce after that
52:00 <Doodle> mice
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew mice!
52:00 <amsy> lol kate
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> they stick!
52:00 <Doodle> thelma & louise
52:00 <Serenity> i dont like them at all, they make my skin crawl
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
52:00 <Doodle> they do stink
52:00 <amsy> i hadnt seen one out of its shell until kinda recently
52:00 <Doodle> my mum killed them
52:00 <amsy> :'(
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> they're so…. yuck *shudder*
53:00 <Serenity> we bred mice in high school
53:00 <Serenity> the stench yuck
53:00 <Doodle> same
53:00 <Doodle> i took them home
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks to the other awesome preschool teachers for not changing their water when i went on holidays the kids were probably scared for life!
53:00 <Doodle> olawd
53:00 <TheRon> i made french onion soup today
53:00 <Doodle> has it got real french in it
53:00 <ShadowLurker> cool story
53:00 <ShadowLurker> no enough dragons
53:00 <nate> lick the bowl?
54:00 <Serenity> mm i should mak soup
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanna make some pumpkin soup
54:00 <Doodle> i had home made vegie soup for lunch
54:00 <Doodle> omnom
54:00 <ShadowLurker> sezz makes da best pumpkin soup
54:00 <Doodle> cos its -9843875875876
54:00 <nate> is this soup diet?
54:00 <amsy> i had a craving for pea and ham the other week
54:00 <Doodle> diet soup?
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> how'd ya make your pumpkin soup serenity
54:00 <Serenity> yum
54:00 <TheRon> this whole pot, just 14 calories
54:00 <Serenity> with pumpkins
54:00 <Doodle> i have pea and ham soup in the cupboard
54:00 <Serenity> lool
54:00 <Doodle> not the same as home made
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> pea and ham… yeah ……I've never been a huge fan
55:00 <Doodle> its nom
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah apparently so
55:00 <Doodle> i hate peas but i like pea and ham soup
55:00 <TheRon> ham hock and pea soup?
55:00 <Doodle> ^^
55:00 <Doodle> thats the one
55:00 <Serenity> pumpkin leek brown onion potato chicken stock
55:00 <nate> http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71N2R7Wa-XL._SL1500_.jpg
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh noice
55:00 <Doodle> looooooool nate
55:00 <nate> day one and day 7 is funny:)
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> roasted pumpkin?
55:00 <Doodle> 7 days, suck your gut in on day 7
55:00 <Serenity> if its not a jap pumpkin i put in a teaspoon of brown sugar when im mixing it
55:00 <Serenity> no i dont like roasted pumpkin soup
55:00 <TheRon> roasted capsicum soup would be nice
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah i use butternut
56:00 <Doodle> nutbutter
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> roasted capsicum + bacon!
56:00 <amsy> butternut rules
56:00 <Serenity> not a fan of butternut
56:00 <Serenity> its tasteless to me
56:00 <TheRon> yes bacon!
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> love butternut
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's so sweet
56:00 <Doodle> all sluts love butternut
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes!
56:00 <Clarkson> the fucking ugly one
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
56:00 <Serenity> a lovely ripe jap is so sweet
56:00 <Doodle> lol
56:00 <Doodle> sezz
56:00 <Doodle> racist
56:00 <Serenity> and juicy
56:00 <amsy> lol
57:00 <TheRon> the who - substitute
57:00 <Doodle> doesnt jap stand for just another pumpkin?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> yup
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think
57:00 <Serenity> probably
57:00 <Serenity> but they are the best
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif!
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> they're ok….
57:00 <amsy> pumpkin isnt very easy to find here actually
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> really
58:00 <Serenity> Kabocha is an Asian variety of winter squash of the species Cucurbita maxima.
58:00 <amsy> every now and then ill stumble upon some butternuts
58:00 <Serenity> ^ jap pumpkin
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps like bog better amsy?
58:00 <Serenity> so no
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh so it is… asian!
58:00 <amsy> lol probably not
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!
58:00 <amsy> i dont think anyone actually eats bog kate...
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> poor bog
59:00 <Serenity> wtf is bog
59:00 <Doodle> lol
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> spam
59:00 <amsy> canned ham
59:00 <amsy> in norway
59:00 <Serenity> oh
59:00 <Serenity> foul
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep!
59:00 <amsy> yeah
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's always in christmas hampers
59:00 <amsy> LOL 
59:00 <Serenity> i remember going to my exs auntys place
59:00 <Serenity> for lunch
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> omh… no
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
59:00 <Serenity> and she served up spam n salad...
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> dont type it
59:00 <BlackDevil> Nintendo President Iwata Satoru Dies At 55 
59:00 <Serenity> im like... wtfffff
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> OHHHHHHHHHHH
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> spam and kraft block cheese
00:00 <Serenity> YESSS
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> canned corn?
00:00 <Serenity> with some tomato and lettice
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> like it's some kind of special treat
00:00 <Serenity> no dressing or anything to hide the flavour
00:00 <Doodle> lol
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG with peeps
00:00 <Serenity> i fucking ate it too...
00:00 <TheRon> this creamed corn tastes like cream crap
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH no!
00:00 <Serenity> manners bitch
00:00 <amsy> lmao
01:00 <Serenity> shes lucky i did cause shes a fucking cunt of a thing
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i would have been like - i'll just have lettuce… i'm on a diet
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:00 <StrykingX> Spam salad..... 
01:00 <StrykingX> Wtf
01:00 <amsy> my dad calls kraft block cheese "soap cheese"
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
01:00 <Serenity> omg who else calls it that
01:00 <Serenity> someone i know calls it that
01:00 <amsy> haha really!?
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's bizarre! 
01:00 <Serenity> yes!
01:00 <Doodle> we just call it plastic cheese
01:00 <Serenity> but i dont know who
01:00 <Doodle> anything from kraft
01:00 <Doodle> plastic
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> my aunty always had a stick pile of it….
02:00 <Serenity> maybe my brother
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> STOCK*
02:00 <Doodle> @mp3 P.M. Dawn - Plastic.mp3 (3.49MB 128kbps Stereo 3:48)
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think she was secretly preparing for the zombie apocalypse 
02:00 <Serenity> cheese that you buy from an aisle.. and not in the fridge.. thats not in a jar
02:00 <Serenity> magic
02:00 <TheRon> the who - my generation
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's up with canned peas + carrots
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> actually any veg in a jar
03:00 <Doodle> wtf
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> apart from pickled stuff
03:00 <Serenity> i like canned corn
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew
03:00 <Doodle> the cat has gotten into the habit of making me make sure the coast is clear before he goes outside
03:00 <Serenity> its all crunchy and good for mornays
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> tastes weird….
03:00 <Doodle> <- well trained
03:00 <TheRon> overcooked corn is the worst
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> bbq corn on the cob
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg bliss
03:00 <Serenity> yummm
03:00 <Doodle> they do bbq corn on the beach in bali
03:00 <Serenity> butter n pepper
03:00 <Doodle> its nom
03:00 <amsy> FUUUCCCKKKK
03:00 <Serenity> hnngg
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> with lashings of butter
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> YUS!
04:00 <amsy> the worst thing about being tall is slamming your knees into everything
04:00 <Doodle> its probably grown in sewerage
04:00 <amsy> :'(
04:00 <Doodle> i hear ya amsy
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
04:00 <Doodle> knees and head
04:00 <Doodle> ooh
04:00 <Serenity> the worst thing about being short is slamming your boobs into everything
04:00 <Doodle> also
04:00 <Doodle> ;)
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> seats on planes… not fun being tall
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <Doodle> trains
04:00 <Doodle> i hate them
05:00 <amsy> god fuck my kneecap is probs shattered
05:00 <amsy> kfjfkflgnkfslbfbgk
05:00 <Doodle> lol one of mine is chipped
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> doh!
05:00 <Serenity> did you know babies are born with no knee caps
05:00 <Doodle> i always whack my knees on my parents dining room table
05:00 <Serenity> - useless inbfo
05:00 <Serenity> -b
05:00 <Doodle> its like 100
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> WEIRD!
05:00 <Doodle> and built for midgets
05:00 <StrykingX> Inbfo
05:00 <Serenity> fuck off darren
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> then they just grow….
05:00 <StrykingX> Mwaa
06:00 <Doodle> going 2 feed my babiez
06:00 <Serenity> they get them about 2
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> weird...
06:00 <ShadowLurker> wb clarky you cunt
06:00 <Clarkson> snookering people is funny as fuck
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
06:00 <Serenity> is not Clarkson you ass
06:00 <Clarkson> no one cares if you were at a pub or not, why would you even lie about something so gay
06:00 <Serenity> ..
07:00 <Serenity> that reminds me of the time pieter went off his face saying i was lying about doing the school pick up lol cause it only took me 10 minutes to get home
07:00 <StrykingX> Who ths hell said that 
07:00 <Serenity> what a thing to lie about
07:00 <StrykingX> The 
07:00 <StrykingX> Feckin cold wind 
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> pieter has no concept of time
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably because he was off his face on some drug
08:00 <StrykingX> Pieter has no concept of anything 
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> this is trew
08:00 <StrykingX> Except heroin
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
08:00 <Serenity> he actually pmd me and told me i was at home because he could see my host was the same it always was llol
08:00 <Serenity> (bouncer)
08:00 <StrykingX> Then he's a master
09:00 <Serenity> i think you were there that day StrykerX
09:00 <Serenity> cause you timed it was like 7 minutes or something
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's up with peeps checking up on peeps in general....
09:00 <Serenity> lol its so strange
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> I KNOW
09:00 <StrykingX> Prolly
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> give a fuck, to be honest 
09:00 <StrykingX> I'm here alot
10:00 <StrykingX> Serenity, he wanted you bad
10:00 <Serenity> cause i said 'im not home right now' he went into some kind of frenzy rofl
10:00 <Serenity> SHES LYING SHES AT HOME..
10:00 <Serenity> ok dude calm urself
10:00 <ShadowLurker> *01:17:25 AM* <Pieter> Its awesomeness , I got faux here laughing at me while 2 hours earlier I was sucked off in the womens toilets @ a clean pub :p
10:00 <ShadowLurker> thats why
10:00 <StrykingX> Loved you long time
10:00 <Serenity> eww
10:00 <StrykingX> Hahahahahah
10:00 <StrykingX> Clean pub
10:00 <MuGgSY> i wanna go there
10:00 <TheRon> so classy that guy
10:00 <StrykingX> Moving up in the world. 
10:00 <ShadowLurker> *01:17:42 AM* <faux> 2 hours earlier you were on here talking
10:00 <ShadowLurker> *01:17:45 AM* <faux> what are you on about
11:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
11:00 <TheRon> the toilets in a bar at southern cross was very good
11:00 <ShadowLurker> that was a while ago
11:00 <ShadowLurker> 16/6/2013
11:00 <TheRon> vvery citrusy
12:00 <StrykingX> Pieter lies? 
12:00 <StrykingX> NOWAI
12:00 <ShadowLurker> noway
12:00 <Serenity> [12:59am] <10Pieter> 23 people against you already , trolling others and then using personal bans because you cant stand it when someone steps up to you .... YOUR THE TROLL AND SO FAR PEOPLE WITHOUT IRC KNOWLEDGE HAVE SAID NOTHING LESS THAN YOU WRE BEING AN ABUSED CHILD GROWING UP ---- Received any messages yet? :)
12:00 <Serenity> [12:59am] <10Pieter> <------ crying :)
12:00 <StrykingX> Oh yeah 
13:00 <TheRon> david bowie - the man who sold the world
13:00 <StrykingX> I broke into his unit
13:00 <StrykingX> He said it, must be true
13:00 <Serenity> i love how these guys wait until stupid c'clock to rant at me
13:00 <ShadowLurker> thats when the ice has its best effect
14:00 <StrykingX> Apparently so. 
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> crazy!
16:00 <faux> lol
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> I love the PM's @ like 1 - 2 am telling me to go to bed
17:00 <faux> Yeah I get them too when I wake up and I was actually sleeping
17:00 <faux> Why don't u fucking go to bed instead of monitoring ircers
17:00 <faux> Weirdoa
17:00 <faux> Weirdos
17:00 <ShadowLurker> go to bed
17:00 <faux> u
17:00 <ShadowLurker> why are you on irc 24/7
17:00 <Serenity> i was just looking through my pieter pm logs
17:00 <Serenity> theres 12 separate entries
18:00 <faux> I miss Fred bears hysterical stories about me
18:00 <Serenity> 10 of them have something saying longie or stebie are watching me and im going to be removed soon
18:00 <Serenity> shit.
18:00 <faux> He had quite the imagination 
18:00 <ShadowLurker> better be careful
18:00 <Serenity> i miss freds stories about bron
18:00 <Doodle> if longie removed you then stebie would have to do all the work
18:00 <Doodle> cos nobody else does shit
18:00 <Clarkson> id tell someone like that to simply fuck off
18:00 <Serenity> i removed myself and longie added me back and told me not to remove myself
18:00 <Serenity> lol
19:00 <faux> Apparently I got raped by 2 lebs who left my vagina gaping so now I need to wear mushroom sized tampons 
19:00 <ShadowLurker> lol clarky
19:00 <Clarkson> what a fucking blast
19:00 <Clarkson> all he does is fight & have sex
19:00 <Doodle> lol mushroom sized
19:00 <Doodle> hey
19:00 <faux> I also shit in ice cream containers cos I'm afraid 2 leave my room 
19:00 <Serenity> thats hot
19:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
19:00 <faux> And I cut my fringe using a bowl
19:00 <faux> lmao
19:00 <Osskkaarr> lol @ faux
19:00 <Serenity> dont we all
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://rottenpanda.com/letter-spacing-fails/5/AU <= I just cried
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> HILARIOUS
20:00 <faux> Awesome you have reached the end 
20:00 <Doodle> ugh
20:00 <faux> Gosh kate u could have at least pasted it from the beginning 
20:00 <Doodle> wet cat
20:00 <Serenity> wow so many names in these logs i didnt even know i spoke to pm in lol
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh oops
21:00 <ShadowLurker> kates a clicklover
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> penis wigs! LOL!
21:00 <amsy> LOLLLLLL @ mushroom sized tampons
21:00 <faux> Lolll kid sex change 
21:00 <Clarkson> i have a 48 inmch cock
21:00 <faux> Poor clint
22:00 <faux> Pics clarky
22:00 <Clarkson> who the fuck are you to call me ya stupid skank :/
22:00 <faux> lmao
22:00 <Serenity> Session Start: Mon Apr 23 00:55:29 2012
22:00 <Serenity> [12:55am] <plivent> hey u know im onto u
22:00 <Serenity> [12:55am] <plivent> i dont think u mental patients realise whats coming
22:00 <Serenity> [12:55am] <plivent> ur prob the first hoey on here who gets punched out
22:00 <Serenity> [12:56am] <plivent> chicks as fat and ugly as you dont belong in society
22:00 <Serenity> [12:56am] <plivent> at least not here in aus
22:00 <amsy> lmao
22:00 <faux> rofl
22:00 <amsy> hoey
22:00 <Osskkaarr> Serenity, That's the first thing everyone does when they get banned from a channel... use the old 'ill have you deleted' buillshit
22:00 <ShadowLurker> every time
23:00 <Serenity> yeah pieter used to pull it on me all the time. he tried to threaten me with stebie so often
23:00 <Serenity> then he tried the well.. ill just log in under stebies nick thing
23:00 <Osskkaarr> haha
23:00 <faux> And stebies like pieter who 
23:00 <Serenity> hahah pre much
23:00 <Osskkaarr> They don't get along.. never have.
24:00 <Serenity> stebies cool
24:00 <faux> Vital news alerr
24:00 <faux> T
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> or staked !
24:00 <Serenity> pieter.. is.. hes that mad rich guy from underbelly
24:00 <Osskkaarr> haha!
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, just mad.
25:00 <faux> Sez check whatsapp 
25:00 <Osskkaarr> And plivent.. he's another story.. just a complusive liar
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> I wonder why plivent is so angry - he should get a flesh light 
26:00 <Serenity> im happy to talk to anyone here as long as tbey are pleasant even pliv. i dunno why he has to be such a noob
27:00 <faux> It's like they try so hard to not be normal 
27:00 <Serenity> yeah but why
28:00 <faux> Because if u have a normal convo on here ur 1 of us
28:00 <faux> Omgosh
28:00 <Serenity> oh nooo
28:00 <Osskkaarr> haha
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAM
28:00 <faux> An ircer 
28:00 <Serenity> loser loooooooolllll11111one1!1!1oneoneone
28:00 <faux> Lol
28:00 <Osskkaarr> !!!!!1111
28:00 <faux> So dumb 
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> normality is a foreign concept 
28:00 <faux> Is it nap time
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yus
29:00 <faux> I'm so comfy rn I could just crash 
29:00 <faux> Every day I thank the man who made these recliners
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was gonna nap - but i have to venture out soonish :| 
29:00 <faux> I don't thankfuck
29:00 <faux> I almost got blown away getting my mail
29:00 <faux> I came upstairs with a leaf in my hair
29:00 <faux> Mother nature do u mind.
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - yeah I went out earlier for coffee :|
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> scarf almost blew away
30:00 <faux> lol
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> my clothes looked like lycra 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> stuck to me
30:00 <faux> I'm off to read and hopefully crash out for a bit
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> later
30:00 <faux> Adios amigos :*
32:00 <Serenity> bai
32:00 <Serenity> im gonna do some folding. ew
34:00 <StrykingX> Good house bitch :P
36:00 <Osskkaarr> looooollllllllllllllll @ Serenity
37:00 <TheRon> i just picked up my nephew from school, fuck me it's wet
38:00 <Osskkaarr> Yeah I dunno about that comment there.
38:00 <TheRon> it's raining 
38:00 <TheRon> cold
38:00 <TheRon> weather
39:00 <TheRon> too many ppl on irc think pedo
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
39:00 <TheRon> wot
41:00 <Osskkaarr> Say what?
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
41:00 <Osskkaarr> ParAnOinD bRo
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> asabove
41:00 <StrykingX> No
42:00 <TheRon> BREASTS!
42:00 <StrykingX> Only pedo on here is Picard 
42:00 <StrykingX> You're safe
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> phew
42:00 <Osskkaarr> He's not really.. people like you say he is cause you got nothing on him to use.
42:00 <TheRon> HE'S A RCIHMOND SUPPORTER
43:00 <Osskkaarr> So ?
43:00 <StrykingX> Hahahaa
43:00 <anonymousmoron> stfu
43:00 <anonymousmoron> so am I
43:00 <TheRon> richmond enjoy mediocrity so must picard
44:00 <AvocadoTaco> do you reckon richmond will win bathurst?
45:00 <AvocadoTaco> I don't know anything about cricket
45:00 <TheRon> your mum might
45:00 <Osskkaarr> ..
45:00 <Osskkaarr> lol
45:00 <StrykingX> Wut
45:00 <Osskkaarr> YoUr MuM
46:00 <TheRon> was that the correct use of the your mum insult?
46:00 <AvocadoTaco> bumjacked yer dad loooool
47:00 <TheRon> the who - pinball wizard
47:00 <TheRon> thaty deaf dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i haven't played pinball for years and years
48:00 <TheRon> neither have i
48:00 <TheRon> i was shithouse at it
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya same
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> still fun tho
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> there was an old arcade I used to go to which was fun
49:00 <TheRon> i remember intencity
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> this was like an old school one
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you got tickets n' stuff for bonking things on the head 
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> or shooting hoops 
50:00 <StrykingX> Ooooo
50:00 <StrykingX> I remember thoseeee
50:00 <StrykingX> Cleaning out the machines 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… 1 million tickets would get you a redkin
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> redskin
51:00 <StrykingX> Hahahaha  yup
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
51:00 <TheRon> i love redskins
51:00 <StrykingX> 10 million got you a 50cent toy from chiN
51:00 <StrykingX> China
51:00 <TheRon> is that racist?
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
51:00 <StrykingX> Cost you ljke $50
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> because the toy was made inchina
52:00 <StrykingX> Unless you were lucky as
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah that NEVER happened!
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> like ever
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> or the claw games….
52:00 <TheRon> thats how the controlled economy works
52:00 <StrykingX> I got lucky once
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> what did you win?
52:00 <StrykingX> Hit the jackpot by accident 
53:00 <StrykingX> 2000 tickets
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> a crunchy fun sized bar
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> WOAH!
53:00 <StrykingX> Got a small board game
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you cashed it in for a redskin?
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
53:00 <StrykingX> Rofl
53:00 <StrykingX> Hahahahha
53:00 <StrykingX> I considered it! 
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
54:00 <AvocadoTaco> I'm starting to wonder how much longer it'll be useful to own a desktop pc
55:00 <AvocadoTaco> since netflix & google play music I have no use for computer hard drives
55:00 <TheRon> meatloaf - two out of three ain't bad
56:00 <Osskkaarr> I use to have the Mortal Kombat arcade machine.. the upright one.. bought it for 1.5k and sold it for 1k.. was fun.. had it for 4 years
56:00 <AvocadoTaco> also the rising cost of energy, and devices like this hitting the market...
56:00 <Osskkaarr> http://orig14.deviantart.net/03b6/f/2010/117/7/6/mortal_kombat_arcade_machine_by_xti2av1sx.jpg
56:00 <AvocadoTaco> http://www.rikomagic.co.uk/
56:00 <TheRon> imagine how many slabs you could buy for 1.5k
57:00 <StrykingX> Chromecast with netflix and yt
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> over 9000
57:00 <StrykingX> No need for pc
57:00 <AvocadoTaco> Yea we have chromecasts on our 3 tvs
57:00 <AvocadoTaco> they're awesome
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> haven't had a PC for about the past 10 years
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> if not more
58:00 <TheRon> a cyber root would be easier on a pc surely
58:00 <AvocadoTaco> I'm thinking I could replace my desktop pc with a mini pc
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah get a mac
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> they're the best
58:00 <AvocadoTaco> go from something like 500w power consumption to 50w
59:00 <AvocadoTaco> all I want is something that runs windows 10
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… don't get a mac then
59:00 <TheRon> the IWatch?
59:00 <AvocadoTaco> dual display would also be kool
00:00 <StrykingX> I love dual display 
00:00 <AvocadoTaco> same
00:00 <AvocadoTaco> have 2x 24"
00:00 <AvocadoTaco> you know I'm starting to doubt the usefulness of my personal email address too
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> why do you need that
00:00 <Serenity> LLOOOOOOOOOLLL @ Osskkaarr
00:00 <AvocadoTaco> I hardly ever use it
01:00 <AvocadoTaco> it just seems to be a collector for shit I will only ignore
01:00 <Clarkson> green day - brainstew, fucking love this song
01:00 <anotherirc3r> so do i Clarkson
01:00 <TheRon> awesome song
01:00 <Clarkson> if anyone is smuggling stuff into this country it would be some dodgy foreigner like asians smuggling shit in
01:00 <TheRon> hitching a ride?
01:00 <AvocadoTaco> Clarkson, nah boat people
01:00 <anotherirc3r> also good
01:00 <Clarkson> yeh i dont know why they say nigger
02:00 <anotherirc3r> i love 21 guns though
02:00 <TheRon> longview is my fave though
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> good riddance is good
03:00 <AvocadoTaco> potentially going to a mini pc... it raises a good question, what do I do with my 8kva ups?
03:00 <TheRon> overdone unfortunately
03:00 <AvocadoTaco> it could probably power a mini pc for days?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> no idea
04:00 <StrykingX> Ebay
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> my ebay account died… most annoyed
05:00 <AvocadoTaco> perhaps
05:00 <AvocadoTaco> perhaps the ideal is to use a DC based UPS
05:00 <AvocadoTaco> how much shit these days is DC anyway? throw away their plug packs and wire them to the ups
05:00 <TheRon> i wanna goto a hospital and play the ramones - i wanna be sedated, like really loud
06:00 <AvocadoTaco> using a single convertor would be more efficient
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah, if you don't use a computer much - why get a new one>
06:00 <AvocadoTaco> well they're handy for the keyboard... like for irc and deleting emails
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe spend money on a flesh light?
07:00 <StrykingX> How does an ebay account die
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> um… good question!
07:00 <smashmouse> AvocadoTaco u feelin better today?
07:00 <smashmouse> StrykerX wanna see somethin funny from last nite
07:00 <smashmouse> lolllllllz
07:00 <TheRon> beer is always a pick me up
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> I set up a new one… and then apparently there was some suspicious activity on my account andebay wanted me to variety who I was 
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> mind you, i hadn't even purchased anything
08:00 <smashmouse> [23:37] <HaloumiTaco> you know how many young girls i hang out with?
08:00 <smashmouse> [23:37] <HaloumiTaco> how would i not know their music?
08:00 <smashmouse> ^ hahahahaha owned
08:00 <smashmouse> [23:38] <HaloumiTaco> hey 17 is legal
08:00 <smashmouse> [23:38] <smashmouse> how old are you
08:00 <smashmouse> [23:38] <HaloumiTaco> 35
08:00 <smashmouse> LOL
09:00 <smashmouse> picard got competition!
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> smash, I have one word - SIF
09:00 <TheRon> she turns 40, trade her in for two 20's
10:00 <AvocadoTaco> wow, being insulted by a child abuser
10:00 <AvocadoTaco> I'm so offended
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> but do the 2 20 year olds have the wisdom and experience of a 40 year old
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> the answer is no!
11:00 <TheRon> combined, yeah maybe
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> by our powers combined….
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i've never had younger partners… i don't see the appeal 
12:00 <AvocadoTaco> hmmm I should get a mains wattmeter and figure out how much power my pc actually eats
12:00 <TheRon> chicks are different, you kinda want the brains and wisdom
12:00 <AvocadoTaco> just curious cause this energy consumption calculator says I'm paying $220/quarter in electricity for my pc
12:00 <smashmouse> lol wtf ive never abused a child LOL
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> well don't idle on irc
13:00 <smashmouse> unless you count the baby arm holding an apple in my pants.
13:00 <smashmouse> ;)
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
13:00 <StrykingX> PC itself doesn't use much
13:00 <StrykingX> Your monitors do
13:00 <StrykingX> Even in standby mods
13:00 <TheRon> i'm so well hung i should in the national gallery
13:00 <StrykingX> Mode
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha @ ron
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i'd need photographic proof 
13:00 <AvocadoTaco> well instead of theorizing on what it uses, it'd be interesting to see what it actually uses
14:00 <AvocadoTaco> I could measure as power is injected to the ups
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> just turn it off
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAM! save money! It's not rocket science 
15:00 <TheRon> havhaven't you seen south park, there's a whole formula to work out the size of a guys penis
15:00 <StrykingX> Good option lol
15:00 <AvocadoTaco> you know that amazon's workspace service, which is basically remote desktop... costs less than half that of running a pc, according to the energy quote I got
15:00 <StrykingX> Mines off unless I'm home 
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just use mice power to run my laptop
16:00 <TheRon> 9i use cadel evans to run mine
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
18:00 <StrykingX> You get them to run in a wheel that's connected to your pc
18:00 <AvocadoTaco> I have a couple things I'd like to run 24/7
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> why
18:00 <AvocadoTaco> maybe even if I get a rikomagic and run those there...
18:00 <StrykingX> His porn server
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
18:00 <AvocadoTaco> then I can start turning the pc off... that'd be a massive saving in power
18:00 <StrykingX> And backup porn server 
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh!
19:00 <StrykingX> I can see the desire
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> makes sense
19:00 <StrykingX> Yup
19:00 <StrykingX> Download consistently while you're at work
19:00 <StrykingX> Watch when get home
19:00 <AvocadoTaco> intel nuc's apparently use about 20w of power
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> but… wang burn?
19:00 <AvocadoTaco> can run a core i7 cpu in it too
20:00 <StrykingX> If you've got wang burn
20:00 <StrykingX> You need to see your doctor
20:00 <StrykingX> That's not the porn... 
20:00 <AvocadoTaco> nah umm
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> there has to be a limit of porn one person can consume before experiencing wang burn and exhaustion 
21:00 <Clarkson> i dont really play the games i just go on saints row and beat people to death with a dildo and stuff like that
21:00 <AvocadoTaco> I operate a tor exit router :)
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you can buy shit on the dark net?
21:00 <AvocadoTaco> nope
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> porn
21:00 <AvocadoTaco> so people can browse the internet and tony abbott doesn't know about it
21:00 <Clarkson> they should shitcan him .. he aint done shit for a while
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew clarky, trew
22:00 <Clarkson> i was looking up porn before and i thought to myself "this is disgusting"
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
24:00 <AvocadoTaco> also running a tor exit router is a nice excuse. If I were ever caught for piracy, I'd just point out the tor exit router
24:00 <AvocadoTaco> ask them to prove it was me
24:00 <TheRon> Hehehe exit rooter
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> the laws haven't been finalised yet - i think 
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> regarding internet privacy
25:00 <AvocadoTaco> sorry to inform you that wiretapping is already occuring
25:00 <AvocadoTaco> has been for years
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> I've got nothing to hide
26:00 <AvocadoTaco> yea you do. your face
26:00 <TheRon> You gotta keep em separated
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> my face - ^5 
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't give up your day job
28:00 <AvocadoTaco> https://twitter.com/austnetirc/status/617683491170336768
28:00 <AvocadoTaco> smashmouse
32:00 <TheRon> Green day - geek stink breath
33:00 <TheRon> Breasts?
40:00 <TheRon> Hi
42:00 <StrykingX> TheRon: Breasts
43:00 <TheRon> Get em out
50:00 <TheRon> The offspring - bad habit
58:00 <AvocadoTaco> hmmm
58:00 <AvocadoTaco> https://www.solaronline.com.au/260w-winaico-wst-polycrystalline-solar-panel.html
58:00 <AvocadoTaco> wonder if that'd be large enough to power a mini pc + 2 screens
59:00 <AvocadoTaco> go from $220/quarter to $0 in elec
01:00 <TheRon> I dunno
02:00 <AvocadoTaco> I think it probably would be
26:00 <AvocadoTaco> http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/lifestyle/food/kfc-wants-people-to-eat-pizza-made-of-fried-chicken/story-fni0dgqe-1227439959694?utm_content=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=EditorialSF&utm_source=DailyTelegraph&utm_medium=Facebook
28:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/Sunrise/photos/a.107123005886.105919.22265760886/10152942695675887/?type=1&theater
28:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
45:00 <AvocadoTaco> TheRiddler, also she has casual sex on the side
47:00 <AvocadoTaco> maybe you're in with a chance. I heard she likes fatties
56:00 <simba> agreed
57:00 <StrykerX> simba would be in then
57:00 <StrykerX> loooool]
58:00 <simba> where
58:00 <AvocadoTaco> Theres nothing more lol about people talking about "finding their life partner", when talking about somebody they've just met
58:00 <AvocadoTaco> Life = 1 year? Umm okay
58:00 <simba> agreed
59:00 <AvocadoTaco> After one year you barely even know what toothpaste the bitch uses. If you do know that, you're a fagget who needs a life.
00:00 <simba> agreed
00:00 <couleurs> definitely
01:00 <couleurs> hi Loof
01:00 <couleurs> --- Nobody
01:00 <AvocadoTaco> 29<21%2522simba29> agreed
01:00 <couleurs> RiP ikler cassyaes
02:00 <couleurs> real madrid worst fans eva
02:00 <AvocadoTaco> oh? are you talking about F1?
02:00 <simba> rip iker rip iwata
03:00 <couleurs> no FiFa
03:00 <couleurs> F1 sux
03:00 <AvocadoTaco> fifa is rigged
03:00 <Attila> lol, F1. 
03:00 <couleurs> HOLY SHIT NEW BEACH HOUSE ALBUM LEAKED
03:00 <simba> f1fa is r1gg3d
03:00 <AvocadoTaco> yeah its like wrestling, nrl and afl
03:00 <simba> what else
03:00 <AvocadoTaco> pay money, receive win
04:00 <simba> what about hockey
04:00 <AvocadoTaco> nah canadians haven't figured out how rigging works
04:00 <simba> jk ur op doesnt matter
05:00 <AvocadoTaco> lacrosse isn't rigged
05:00 <couleurs> whoa new destroyer album 2
05:00 <AvocadoTaco> omg im going to poop so much 2 nite
07:00 <couleurs> ty 4 shareing
11:00 <AvocadoTaco> ur welcum
14:00 <simba> kick off ur sunday shoes
16:00 <couleurs> woo-hoo
18:00 <stompin> boredddddddddddd
27:00 <simba> Welcome back, Loof.
27:00 <Loof> ty
29:00 <couleurs> good 1
31:00 <couleurs> RiP Nintendo Dude
35:00 <stompin> cant abuse the willing!
36:00 <ooomp> True
36:00 <couleurs> me 2
36:00 <simba> nintendude???
37:00 <couleurs> Satoru Iwata, president of Nintendo, has passed away. The company said in an official document that his death came about due to a bile duct growth, which he had been previously treated for.
38:00 <ooomp> So he went down one of those green mario pipes forever?
38:00 <Attila> Ah, fuck him. 
39:00 <simba> ooomp were u that growth
39:00 <couleurs> yes RiP mario dude
39:00 <Attila> It's Arma-god damn-motherfuckin-geddon!
39:00 <simba> wb Attila
39:00 <simba> good 2 see ur nick bro
39:00 <ooomp> I don't grow in bile simba
39:00 <Attila> hiya simba. 
39:00 <simba> ohh
41:00 <ooomp> Yeah
41:00 <ooomp> I know I disappoint my favourite yesterday's chat network buddy
41:00 <ooomp> But you know, it happens :]
43:00 <couleurs> :))))))))))))
43:00 <ooomp> couleurs what did you do today
44:00 <couleurs> thought about u
44:00 <ooomp> What else
44:00 <couleurs> went 2 work
44:00 <couleurs> ate lunch
44:00 <couleurs> BoRiNg
45:00 <ooomp> Masturbated?
45:00 <couleurs> no 
45:00 <couleurs> not yet!!!!!!
45:00 <couleurs> n u?
46:00 <ooomp> It's a morning activity isn't it? Makes the day go better
46:00 <ooomp> I went shopping and did a few things I needed to
46:00 <simba> yep
47:00 <couleurs> yep
49:00 <ooomp> And that killed it
52:00 <couleurs> good 1
56:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/v/t1.0-9/44689_10151402037790169_540703215_n.png?oh=a1dd6b2e995377cf5a11e1533b364ca4&oe=56102474
56:00 <ooomp> So what should I have, some leftover salt and vinegar chips or dark chocolate?
56:00 <Doodle> yes
56:00 <Maurice> S&Vs
56:00 <couleurs> agread
57:00 <ooomp> Lol Doodle
57:00 <Doodle> ^_^
57:00 <ooomp> Thank you team, chips it is
59:00 <ooomp> Doodle: http://www.redflag101.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/boobs5.jpg
59:00 <Doodle> as if
00:00 <ooomp> That is totally you
00:00 <Doodle> no my boobs arent as big
00:00 <stompin> Doodle do a skid
00:00 <ooomp> (  .  ) (  .  ) 
00:00 <Doodle> u cant make me
01:00 <ooomp> Doodle
01:00 <Doodle> nice nips
01:00 <Doodle> yes ma'am
02:00 <ooomp> That's better
02:00 <TheRiddler> ( o ) ( o )
02:00 <Doodle> owl eyes
02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
03:00 <ooomp> That's what Doodle looks like in the morning
03:00 <Doodle> how would you know, you always leave straight afterwards :(
03:00 <TheRiddler> (  o  )(  o  )
03:00 <faux> ehehehe
03:00 <couleurs> ( . ) (  .  )
03:00 <TheRiddler> or
04:00 <ooomp> I leave while you sleep
04:00 <ooomp> No need for awkward morning conversations
04:00 <ooomp> Wham bam thank you man.
05:00 <TheRiddler> that's why you have your mouth full in the morning
05:00 <TheRiddler> :p
05:00 <TheRiddler> morning wakeup bj
05:00 <ooomp> You wish
06:00 <TheRiddler> to avoid that awkward convo
06:00 <Doodle> mmm
06:00 <TheRiddler> and
06:00 <TheRiddler> to hide bad morning breath
06:00 <Doodle> lol
07:00 <Doodle> gargle
07:00 <Doodle> spit
07:00 <ooomp> See, if you snowballed with your partner, you'd both have equally bad breath
07:00 <Doodle> or swallow if you're ooomp
07:00 <ooomp> I don't swallow.
07:00 <Maurice> No wonder you're single
07:00 <Doodle> i dont like snowballs they have too much sugar in them for me
07:00 <Doodle> osnap
07:00 <ooomp> I know Maurice :(
08:00 <Doodle> what so you snowball with your partner then spit it out?
08:00 <TheRiddler> she uses it to moisturise
08:00 <ooomp> Bloody expectations
08:00 <TheRiddler> :P
08:00 <ooomp> No Doodle, he swallows
08:00 <Doodle> pff
08:00 <TheRiddler> got look fresh n funky
08:00 <Doodle> doinitwrong
08:00 <ooomp> Says you
08:00 <Doodle> why dont we ask an expert on cum
08:00 <Clarkson> im in a fucking curtin doing my head in working was much better than studies
08:00 <Doodle> where is sezz
09:00 <TheRiddler> I mean I hear it's best to drink water before you eat breakfast
10:00 <AvocadoTaco> avocado
10:00 <Doodle> is gross
11:00 <ooomp> What
11:00 <ooomp> Avocado is nice
11:00 <AvocadoTaco> thanks. u 2 :-)
12:00 <Doodle> sure if you like eating snot
12:00 <TheRiddler> it's gross on tacos
12:00 <partay> picard said he licked his cum off a ladyboi
12:00 <Doodle> .
12:00 <ooomp> Yeah that just ruined it all
12:00 <Doodle> i feel sick
13:00 <partay> im here to help
13:00 <Doodle> attention kmarts hoppers
13:00 <stompin> DO A SKID
13:00 <Doodle> NO
13:00 <stompin> weak.
13:00 <Doodle> i am not in my car
13:00 <TheRiddler> he can only produce a drop for that excuse of a penis
13:00 <stompin> even my colardo does skids
13:00 <TheRiddler> *from
13:00 <stompin> prob why my tyres last ufck all kms
14:00 <Doodle> i've had the same tyres for 3 years
14:00 <TheRiddler> she probably stepped on it
14:00 <Doodle> theyre probably down to the belts iunno its too low to look
14:00 <stompin> how manys kms tho
14:00 <ooomp> The only skids Doodle does is in his jocks
14:00 <Doodle> about 10,000 lol
14:00 <Doodle> i do not
14:00 <Doodle> my personal hygiene is impeccable
15:00 <AvocadoTaco> except for living in housing dept
15:00 <partay> i used to get 3000kms out of the tyres on my R1 
15:00 <ooomp> Like fuck it is
15:00 <Doodle> it bloody is
15:00 <ooomp> Ok
15:00 <stompin> 10,000kms is nothing i do 40,000 a year easy
16:00 <TheRiddler> what does housing dept do with the state of ones hygiene
16:00 <Doodle> oh wait
16:00 <Doodle> i've done 30,000kms in 4 years 
16:00 <Doodle> 3 years on these tyres
16:00 <StrykerX> Lightweight.
16:00 <Maurice> I've done less than 3000 since november
16:00 <Doodle> yeah i only do short trips
17:00 <partay> Maurice just to church and back right ?
17:00 <Maurice> Of course
18:00 <AvocadoTaco> wot
18:00 <AvocadoTaco> learn 2 drive
18:00 <TheRiddler> .
19:00 <TheRiddler> that makes no sense AvocadoTaco
19:00 <Doodle> i've been driving since you were in primary cschool sonny
19:00 <Doodle> -c
19:00 <stompin> in three years my ute will have 120,000kms on it time to fuck it off and buy a new one
19:00 <Maurice> I've been driving since I was in primary school
19:00 <AvocadoTaco> ok grandpa
20:00 <Doodle> keke
20:00 <Doodle> oh i got called grandpa
20:00 <Doodle> excuse me while i go suicide
20:00 <Maurice> Ok, hurry back
20:00 <Doodle> k brb
20:00 <Doodle> turns out i'm too old to tie a noose
20:00 <AvocadoTaco> how old are you anyway, Doodle?
20:00 <Maurice> Feeble fingers
20:00 <Doodle> do i really have to say it
21:00 <AvocadoTaco> yes
21:00 <Doodle> in here
21:00 <AvocadoTaco> ok pm me
22:00 <AvocadoTaco> cause im pretty sure we're the same age
22:00 <Loof> too high need coffee
22:00 <Doodle> lol just tell me how old you are and i will tell you if we are sexually compatible
22:00 <ooomp> Loof, did you renew your union membership
22:00 <AvocadoTaco> 35
22:00 <Doodle> oh gross no you're too old for me
22:00 <Doodle> i'm 36
23:00 <AvocadoTaco> k
23:00 <ooomp> That rules me out
23:00 <ooomp> :(
23:00 <AvocadoTaco> why were you driving in primary school?
23:00 <Maurice> He wasn't
23:00 <Maurice> I was
23:00 <Doodle> actually i was
23:00 <Doodle> lol
23:00 <Maurice> Shhh
23:00 <Doodle> no ooomp you're the exception to the rule
23:00 <Doodle> and Maurice
23:00 <ooomp> Yeah right
23:00 <AvocadoTaco> Maurice, thanks for inaccurate hostility
23:00 <ooomp> LIES.
24:00 <Doodle> no rly
24:00 <Maurice> I missed where there was hostility
24:00 <AvocadoTaco> what were u driving?
24:00 <Doodle> it was in your TONE, Maurice
24:00 <Maurice> Your mum
24:00 <AvocadoTaco> i had a peewee 80
24:00 <Doodle> cars
24:00 <Doodle> i had a mate with a farm
24:00 <Doodle> all those cars we wrecked would be worth so much now :(
24:00 <Doodle> valiants, datsuns
25:00 <ooomp> Datsun 180b?
26:00 <Doodle> one was a 1600, the other was a 120y
27:00 <ooomp> Both awesome
27:00 <Doodle> collectible yes, awesome no
27:00 <Doodle> datsun 1600s are garbage
27:00 <ooomp> As toy cars
27:00 <Doodle> my ex had 3
27:00 <ooomp> Ah so it makes sense
27:00 <Doodle> what does
27:00 <ooomp> Bad because of ex
27:00 <Doodle> lol no
28:00 <Doodle> who wants to drive a car that takes 10 mins to warm up and does 30km/h for the first hour of the day
28:00 <Maurice> My ex had a big dick, doesn't mean I hate big dicks now
28:00 <ooomp> Lol
28:00 <ooomp> Yes but you're you. Doodle is more impressionable
29:00 <Doodle> i was in the local car club for years before i met her, to develop my hatred of 1600s
30:00 <Maurice> 'I wanted to kiss her so many times, but I never had a good opening'
30:00 <Maurice> TRY HER MOUTH
30:00 <Doodle> loooooooooool
30:00 <Doodle> zing
33:00 <Doodle> ok time for exercise
33:00 <Doodle> bblzzzzzzz
37:00 <stompin> Skirmish fixed that blown head gasket in the skoda?
43:00 <faux> stompin even I'm bored with that question 
43:00 <faux> Give it up 
44:00 <stompin> grow some balls.
50:00 <partay> hi faux
51:00 <Skirmish> Yeah faux ... drop your ovaries to the outside of your body already.
57:00 <partay> hi Loof 
16:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11692478_882998838416622_4166159290660456948_n.jpg?oh=1972417467769739dd0a2fa58de26139&oe=56253C64&__gda__=1448300370_e55a30d60586ac03a1ec93139ef288aa
19:00 <partay> Doodle actually...due to the axis of the earth.. the sign youre born under has moved... 
19:00 <Doodle> the sign that says maternity?
20:00 <partay> Doodle zing 
20:00 <Doodle> lol
20:00 <Doodle> damn that axis
20:00 <Doodle> you could say its .. an axis of evil?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> partay is right though
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it upset all those scam artists that do charts and shit for a living
22:00 <partay> i had an ex who would ask me to read out her stars to her each day.. she would comment on how closely it would match her day.. when we broke up i told her that i read out a different star sign everyday
22:00 <partay> take that
22:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
23:00 <Bastardly_One> little bit of self amusement clearly
23:00 <Doodle> lol
23:00 <partay> it was
32:00 <doctor> !pisces
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Pisces: today you try to cross the busy intersection and get hit by a bus
34:00 <Serenity> !lesbians
35:00 <StrykerX> <Bastardly_One> Pisces: today you try to cross the busy intersection and get hit by a bus
35:00 <StrykerX> looooooool
35:00 <StrykerX> I know a few who are Pisces too
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean make them realistic and full of doom and gloom
35:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of positive ambiguity
36:00 <Bastardly_One> a fair percentage of my exes have been Pisces
38:00 <partay> pisces they be cray cray 
38:00 <frayedknot> what.. all of them?
38:00 <StrykerX> !aquarius
38:00 <StrykerX> Gay
38:00 <StrykerX> Or I typo'd
40:00 <Bastardly_One> no you spelt it right
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I typed that shit
40:00 <Bastardly_One> sadly
42:00 <Attila> bbs, need a restart. 
44:00 <AvocadoTaco> yea all of them. hating people for the day they were born isn't even xenophobic
44:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> where is scott ha;;
44:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> where is scott hall
46:00 <couleurs> !pisces
46:00 <couleurs> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[pong]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
47:00 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
47:00 <Blitzkrieg> Scott Hall?
47:00 <Blitzkrieg> He's alive still?
47:00 <Blitzkrieg> Thought he would've necked up yrs ago.
48:00 <AvocadoTaco> is age of empires still a thing?
48:00 <partay> AvocadoTaco
49:00 <partay> great game
52:00 <AvocadoTaco> http://m.imgur.com/jvBCwI0
52:00 <AvocadoTaco> finally the uav pilots have been found
52:00 <thestig> lol
56:00 <thestig> the video wont play
57:00 <partay> thestig hit ALT F4 .. 
57:00 <couleurs> same here
57:00 <partay> to play the vid
57:00 <couleurs> can u repload
57:00 <thestig> partay what about deleteing system 32 virus?
57:00 <partay> already ahead of you 
58:00 <thestig> you the man
59:00 <MuGgSY> can someone give me a computer job wher ei can work at home :)
59:00 <smashmouse> mr sandman give me your creeaammm
00:00 <partay> MuGgSY can you code?
00:00 <thestig> play games and stream on twitch
01:00 <partay> become a youtube big hitter
03:00 <Doodle> Liinda likes men
03:00 <Liinda> Uh huh
03:00 <thestig> lolll sick burn
03:00 <Doodle> filth
03:00 <Bastardly_One> phew
03:00 <Doodle> tx thestig
03:00 <Liinda> not all men
03:00 <Liinda> stiggggggggnesssssssssssssssssssssss
03:00 <Doodle> well no obviously
03:00 <Liinda> hai Doodle
03:00 <Doodle> otherwise we would have had sex by now
03:00 <Doodle> hai
04:00 <Liinda> oh?
04:00 <Doodle> oh indeed
05:00 <Liinda> oh kay
06:00 <Liinda> scarnon
06:00 <Doodle> lol i was just typing that 
06:00 <Doodle> fu
06:00 <Doodle> not much
06:00 <Doodle> you?
06:00 <Liinda> fuck all, took a day off work today. slept til3pm
06:00 <Doodle> oh nice
06:00 <Doodle> i got a rejection letter for a job
06:00 <Doodle> that was cool
06:00 <partay> Liinda u lazy.. make me a sammich
07:00 <Liinda> least you got something back... when i was job hunting, the assholes took 4 months to get to me
07:00 <Doodle> yeah i was surprised to see it
07:00 <Liinda> Im not lazy!! just exhausted from the weekend
08:00 <Liinda> i could go a toasted sammich 
08:00 <partay> Doodle what job
08:00 <Liinda> swiss cheese, melted.. with salami
08:00 <Liinda> NGGGGGG
08:00 <Doodle> service advisor
08:00 <Doodle> i havent done it for over 10 years tho
08:00 <partay> whats that 
09:00 <Doodle> the gay cunt at the dealership who serves you when you get a service
09:00 <Liinda> he advises service
09:00 <Liinda> oh thats ur problem
09:00 <Liinda> urnot gay
09:00 <Doodle> thats discrimination
10:00 <Liinda> naw cute
10:00 <faux> fag 
10:00 <Doodle> o/`
10:00 <Doodle> ur just jealous
10:00 <faux> ehehe
10:00 <Doodle> cos i am faaaabulous
10:00 <Liinda> happy birsday fauxeh for whenever it was
10:00 <faux> Thanks love
10:00 <faux> Was friday
10:00 <Liinda> Awh nice, did you go out n celebrate?
10:00 <Doodle> how many bday orgasms did u get
10:00 <faux> Ew no
10:00 <faux> I lost count after 192
11:00 <Doodle> nice
11:00 <Liinda> lol
11:00 <Doodle> who needs candles when your spadgers on fire
11:00 <faux> lmao
11:00 <faux> spadger
11:00 <Liinda> wtf is a spadger
11:00 <Doodle> cooch
11:00 <faux> Me cunny
11:00 <Doodle> husband hole
11:00 <faux> Coin slot
11:00 <Doodle> gaping axe wound
12:00 <Liinda> mud flaps
12:00 <Doodle> oh dear
12:00 <Liinda> ATILA
12:00 <faux> Speaking of cunts
12:00 <Liinda> *ATILLA
12:00 <AvocadoTaco> hi
12:00 <Liinda> fucken
12:00 <faux> attila*
12:00 <Liinda> ATTILA
12:00 <Liinda> there we go
12:00 <Doodle> erterler
13:00 <Attila> hey. :)
13:00 <faux> hey. 
13:00 <Liinda> welcome back mister
13:00 <Doodle> hey hey heyyyyyyyyy
13:00 <Attila> thanks. :)
13:00 <Liinda> its faaaaaaat doodle
13:00 <Doodle> huge
13:00 <Liinda> hayoooge
13:00 <Doodle> i'm dripping over the sides of my chair
13:00 <Doodle> i'm that huge
13:00 <Liinda> hawt
14:00 <AvocadoTaco> hmmm
14:00 <AvocadoTaco> lasagna or chicken wings?
14:00 <Liinda> omg lasagna
15:00 <Liinda> followed by chicken wings
15:00 <Liinda> and a sald
15:00 <Liinda> salad
15:00 <Doodle> chicken wings are a waste
15:00 <Doodle> theres nothing on them
15:00 <Liinda> drummettes n chicken wings are delicious snack
15:00 <Liinda> s
15:00 <Doodle> dont defy me
15:00 <Liinda> Picardo x
15:00 <AvocadoTaco> yes there is. bread crumbs
16:00 <Picard> Liinda :)
16:00 <Doodle> crumbed bones, delicious
16:00 <thestig> lol breadcrums
16:00 <AvocadoTaco> and spicy stuff
16:00 <thestig> cats love it
16:00 <Picard> how are you Liinda
16:00 <thestig> the cat at work isnt liking dogfood anymore
16:00 <Liinda> Im good Picard u?
16:00 <Doodle> cos its not a dog
16:00 <Doodle> lol
16:00 <Picard> im good
16:00 <AvocadoTaco> hey loof
16:00 <Liinda> my cat ate pasta today
16:00 <AvocadoTaco> I mean picard
16:00 <Doodle> my cat ate his own ass all day as usual
17:00 <Liinda> did u watch it all day?
17:00 <Picard> i hate cats
17:00 <Liinda> *love
17:00 <Doodle> nothing else to do
17:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone that hates cats is usually pretty dodgy
17:00 <Picard> cunts give me hayfever
17:00 <Doodle> anyone from mildura called Picard is usually pretty dodgy
17:00 <thestig> loll
18:00 <Doodle> i'm allergic to cats too but i've always had them
18:00 <Bastardly_One> true true
18:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One i heard a ballarat man was arrested with his "rape bag" i thought of you
18:00 <Liinda> any guy i dated who HATED cats didnt work out with me
18:00 <Doodle> i got a big bag o rape, lady
18:00 <Bastardly_One> you have a pretty unhealthy obsession with me don't you?
19:00 <Picard> fitted your profile Bastardly_One, 44,deadbeat loner loser trolling parks for innocent women
19:00 <AvocadoTaco> yes
19:00 <Liinda> mm i have choc cake from yesterday... brb
19:00 <AvocadoTaco> fat ass
19:00 <Doodle> tease
19:00 <Liinda> so gooood
19:00 <Picard> well u did comment on me first, so id say its you with the obsession
19:00 <Liinda> i went to a kitchen tea party yesterday. FULL OF CAKES
19:00 <Liinda> om nom nom nom nom
20:00 <Doodle> take me next time
20:00 <Doodle> i'll tuck
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I said anyone ... you're not anyone ... you're no-one
20:00 <Liinda> u will need to dress up as a lady 
20:00 <Doodle> yeah
20:00 <Doodle> its cake tho
20:00 <Liinda> deal
20:00 <Picard> i didnt see anyone else mention they hate cats 
20:00 <Picard> so of course it was directed at me 
21:00 <Doodle> but did you die
23:00 <Maurice> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11709771_10153513340115844_6584510906653448571_n.jpg?oh=273635766927c4d9378febd0f896603f&oe=562364EB
23:00 <Doodle> haha
24:00 <Doodle> i cant open my filing cabinet within earshot of the cat
24:00 <MuGgSY> i can copy and paste :)
24:00 <MuGgSY> used to make websites taht way haha
24:00 <MuGgSY> partay u can teach me to code
24:00 <partay> MuGgSY even after my 4 year IT degree my coding was shit 
25:00 <MuGgSY> thats ok im sure ur good now
25:00 <partay> nope
25:00 <partay> still shit 
25:00 <MuGgSY> ok then can u get me ajob to assist watever u do :)
25:00 <partay> i could use a PA
25:00 <MuGgSY> i dunno PA can be abused
25:00 <MuGgSY> but if u pay me enough ill take it lol
25:00 <partay> thats the idea
26:00 <partay> im a public servant dude... everyone has a PA
27:00 <Maurice> Prolapsed anus?
27:00 <partay> why yes
34:00 <Liinda> ping pong th witch is dead
35:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Wizard of Oz - Ding Dong The Witch is Dead.mp3 (2.29MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 2:29)
36:00 <Maurice> Which old witch
36:00 <Liinda> the wicked witch
43:00 <Liinda> what is everyone doing? Im bored. ENtertain me
44:00 <partay> im trolling someone on fb
44:00 <Liinda> ooh sounds like fun
52:00 <amelia> partay are you tidy
53:00 <smashmouse> LINAS!!!!!!
53:00 <smashmouse> xD
53:00 <Doodle> hngg
53:00 <partay> amelia fuckin A 
54:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Frankie Knuckles - Your Love (Stanton Warriors Tribute Mix).mp3 (13.29MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 14:31)
54:00 <Liinda> Hai panadols
56:00 <Liinda> wheres my tea
56:00 <Doodle> i have my pinky out
56:00 <Liinda> :(
56:00 <Doodle> its umm
56:00 <Doodle> in the teabag
56:00 <Liinda> hope ur not dunking it in your tea
56:00 <Doodle> no not that pinky
56:00 <Liinda> oh
57:00 <Liinda> how many pinky's do you have
57:00 <Doodle> enough
57:00 <Doodle> i have the standard brace of pinkies
58:00 <Doodle> Melbourne Zoo: Orangutan's Brief Escape Leads to Lockdown, Evacuation of Facility
58:00 <Doodle> were you in parkville today Picard?
00:00 <partay> lol
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks!
04:00 <Doodle> peep peep
04:00 <Liinda> hai kate
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai sup?
05:00 <Liinda> nothing much really. irc is dead
05:00 <Liinda> hows u
05:00 <Doodle> ur ded m8
05:00 <Liinda> i think everyone is in Bali
05:00 <partay> boobs out
06:00 <Liinda> get urs out first partay
06:00 <Picard> Doodle yes
06:00 <Picard> i escaped
06:00 <partay> they're out
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, pretty good
06:00 <Doodle> mine are out too
06:00 <Doodle> shopping probably
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> just went out for dinner with friends for their b/day n' stuff
07:00 <Liinda> nice Kate
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> vegan place then vegan dessert n' stuff
07:00 <partay> ewwww
07:00 <Liinda> not all vegan food is ewww
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm always amazed at how good 'fake' meat tastes lol
07:00 <Doodle> imagine what the real thing tastes like
07:00 <Liinda> lol
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> a huge majority of the raw vegan cold pressed cardboard food is lol
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can live with "vegan" cake 
08:00 <Liinda> theres a lot of normal food tho... 
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah… shit loads
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> the vegan cheese weirds me out tho
09:00 <Doodle> its probably cum
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> natural yeast or something like that
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
09:00 <Liinda> oh yeah see i wouldnt bother with the fake replacements
09:00 <Doodle> oh wait then it wouldnt be vegan
09:00 <Liinda> lol
09:00 <Doodle> nm
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew!
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> only animal products
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways - enjoyable 
10:00 <Doodle> i had steak
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice
10:00 <Doodle> it bloody was
10:00 <Doodle> dont you patronise me
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i eat meat
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm not a vegan
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> I've just got a bunch of friends who are… i eat what tastes nice
11:00 <Doodle> i already knew that
11:00 <Doodle> cos you swallow
11:00 <Doodle> so
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> well just sayin'
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> 11.11 make a wish 
12:00 <Doodle> pls kill me
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's your weapon of choice?
12:00 <Doodle> car accident
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> er
12:00 <faux> Wtf
12:00 <faux> Y u so morbid today 
12:00 <Doodle> i'm not
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't have my licence so next
12:00 <Doodle> i'm just planning ahead
13:00 <Doodle> being proactive
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> you've got a few years till your 40 think about it then!
13:00 <Doodle> yeah but i have to start now or i will never do it
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, maybe don't!
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> who else is going to supply the women in here with cock pics
14:00 <Doodle> all of them?
14:00 <partay> Serenity has all of them 
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
14:00 <Doodle> i dont send them to Serenity i send them to ShadowLurker and she steals them
15:00 <faux> Yes Picard 
15:00 <Picard> how are u  lover
15:00 <faux> Don't be gross
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:00 <Picard> lol
15:00 <Picard> i made love to u last night
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomits
16:00 <Doodle> rofl
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanna keep the cake i scoffed down thanks
16:00 <fawks> erkh
16:00 <Picard> u were good
16:00 <Picard> until you i never knew u had a foot fetish
16:00 <Picard> i***
16:00 <fawks> :''''''''(
16:00 <Liinda> lol
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:00 <Doodle> oh fawks keep doing that
17:00 <Doodle> i have a crying girl fetish
17:00 <amelia> picard
17:00 <amelia> shut your fat pink face
17:00 <partay> lol
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> told!
18:00 <partay> Picard pwnd
18:00 <Picard> amelia u slut get back to your corner, your pimp misses u
18:00 <Doodle> whoah
18:00 <Serenity> 0w3nd j00
19:00 <partay> ease up fatty
19:00 <Attila> haha. 
19:00 <Doodle> thanks davide
19:00 <amelia> aMeLia u SLuT
19:00 <Serenity> everyone needs to calm down n take pics of their cocks
19:00 <Serenity> cept picard
19:00 <Doodle> no
19:00 <amelia> k me first
19:00 <Picard> fuck u Serenity
19:00 <Doodle> you'll just give them to paulie
19:00 <Serenity> no ty im stuffed
19:00 <fawks> <amelia> shut your fat pink face<amelia> shut your fat pink face<amelia> shut your fat pink face<amelia> shut your fat pink face<amelia> shut your fat pink face<amelia> shut your fat pink face<amelia> shut your fat pink face<amelia> shut your fat pink face<amelia> shut your fat pink face<amelia> shut your fat pink face<amelia> shut your fat pink face<amelia> shut your fat pink face<amelia> 
19:00 <fawks> shut your fat pink face<amelia> shut your fat pink face<amelia> shut your fat pink face<amelia> shut your fat pink face
19:00 <fawks> lmao
20:00 <fawks> FPF
20:00 <Serenity> wow.
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
20:00 <fawks> dont wow me u cuntasaurus
20:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHHA FPF
20:00 <fawks> lolol
20:00 <Serenity> fuck off slag
20:00 <fawks> u fuk off
20:00 <fawks> fukn bash ya
20:00 <AvocadoTaco> shut u fat pnk fce
20:00 <AvocadoTaco> m8
20:00 <Serenity> .
20:00 <Serenity> taco killed it
20:00 <fawks> shut up taco
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> some one has their cape on and is being a super cunt LOL
21:00 <fawks> is it u
21:00 <fawks> LOL
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif, i haven't been cunty in a while
21:00 <fawks> a whole 10 mins
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> besides I've had cake tonight
21:00 <fawks> lol
21:00 <AvocadoTaco> yes
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah that's an achievement 
21:00 <doctor> i do enjoy a good kentucky fried
21:00 <AvocadoTaco> I am every troll
21:00 <fawks> .
21:00 <AvocadoTaco> trollking
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, the troll
22:00 <fawks> i hate people who call themselves trolls
22:00 <Doodle> dey c me trollinnnnnnnnnn
22:00 <fawks> so grose
22:00 <AvocadoTaco> make me buffalo wings plz bed is warm
22:00 <Doodle> dey h8nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
22:00 <Liinda> lol
22:00 <amelia> celana dalam
22:00 <partay> amelia foot massage kgo
22:00 <amelia> get fucked
23:00 <Liinda> eww feet
23:00 <partay> lol
23:00 <amelia> feet are disgusting
23:00 <Serenity> bigess troll hear guise
23:00 <Liinda> are u toes hairy partay
23:00 <amelia> except mine
23:00 <Liinda> *ur
23:00 <Serenity> i dont even touch my own kids feet
23:00 <Serenity> yuck
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:00 <amelia> kids feet are even worse
23:00 <fawks> are their toenails 40 cm
23:00 <Doodle> :/
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:00 <AvocadoTaco> how do u get around the news limited pay wall? I want to readmurdochs point of view to anger stupad lefties
23:00 <fawks> babies feet are adorable what u talkin bout
23:00 <amelia> no
23:00 <Doodle> AvocadoTaco: pay
23:00 <Serenity> nah i use the sander on em every few months
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> long toe nails are FERAL
23:00 <fawks> i always bite my lil cousins toes
23:00 <Liinda> my ex had a BIG big toe... we drew a face on it n everything
23:00 <amelia> kids feet
24:00 <partay> AvocadoTaco u dont 
24:00 <AvocadoTaco> hmmm
24:00 <partay> fuck rupert
24:00 <fawks> lol kate
24:00 <amelia> when they stomp around in shit all day
24:00 <Serenity> kids feet are sweaty all year round
24:00 <AvocadoTaco> OK I'll pay
24:00 <fawks> my year 5 teacher
24:00 <AvocadoTaco> thanks
24:00 <amelia> I'm prettt sure thats wot kids do right?
24:00 <Doodle> rupert needs another gold plated colostomy tube
24:00 <fawks> had yellow toenails that were like at least 4cm
24:00 <Serenity> baby feet are adorbs
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
24:00 <fawks> and she wore sandals
24:00 <partay> amelia how many kids u have 
24:00 <AvocadoTaco> Murdoch deserves the money
24:00 <fawks> and they poked out the front
24:00 <Serenity> yuuuck faux
24:00 <fawks> :((
24:00 <amelia> 0
24:00 <Serenity> stop plz
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual fuck
24:00 <fawks> u
24:00 <Doodle> lololol
24:00 <Serenity> oh god yuck
24:00 <Doodle> front pokers = no
24:00 <amelia> i have a dog and she has cute paws
24:00 <amelia> way better than feet
24:00 <Liinda> sloth toes
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> she didn't wear shoes?
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ liinda
25:00 <Serenity> my toe nails are so short
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> mine are painted red at the moment
25:00 <fawks> too short is also ugly though
25:00 <fawks> soz
25:00 <fawks> lol
25:00 <Doodle> i've had mine surgically removed
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> they're pretty awesome
25:00 <AvocadoTaco> cut them
25:00 <Doodle> and fake ones tattooed on
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle
25:00 <Liinda> i cut mine often and get pedicures often
25:00 <fawks> they need to be on par w the tip of your toe
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yuck
25:00 <AvocadoTaco> u no u wanna
25:00 <amelia> mine is dark blue
25:00 <fawks> anythin more or less is weird
25:00 <Serenity> no way yuck
25:00 <amelia> and way prettier than yours
25:00 <AvocadoTaco> bite them
26:00 <AvocadoTaco> tasty
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's with peeps growing them long?
26:00 <Serenity> spew
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> not ok! EVER
26:00 <Doodle> laziness
26:00 <AvocadoTaco> yoga
26:00 <Doodle> too fat to reach their feet
26:00 <Liinda> i worked with a chick whose 2nd toe was almost 2cm longer than her big toe.
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> yoga is great!
26:00 <amelia> you seen that pic wif pointy toe nails
26:00 <Liinda> her feet were weird
26:00 <amelia> like a monstahhhhhh
26:00 <AvocadoTaco> I am zen etc.
26:00 <amelia> YOU ARE SHUT UP
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, you're not
27:00 <Serenity> omg linda
27:00 <AvocadoTaco> monks like yolo
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <Serenity> people with toes like that are freaky
27:00 <Attila> "They buy futures; they sell futures, when there's no future!"
27:00 <Liinda> yeah, they werent pretty i can tell u that for free
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> future for the win !
28:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Sir Mix A Lot - Baby Got Back.mp3 (4MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:21)
28:00 <AvocadoTaco> yoga bite toenails till they bleed
28:00 <Liinda> but in the plus side, some feet are just perfect.
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> baby got toe!
28:00 <Liinda> LOL
28:00 <Doodle> lol
28:00 <AvocadoTaco> ohhhhmmmmmmmm
28:00 <Doodle> i have perfect feet
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> not sure what kind of yoga you do taco -but it's not normal
28:00 <Liinda> if you have hairy toe knuckles then im sorry thats an instant disqualification
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
29:00 <Doodle> lol wtf
29:00 <Doodle> so like a man?
29:00 <Liinda> men can wax those off you know
29:00 <Picard> night cunts
29:00 <Liinda> night Picard
29:00 <Doodle> lol
29:00 <Doodle> you cant even see it
29:00 <AvocadoTaco> nothing wrong with toe hair. it's how I met my wife
29:00 <amelia> cya dickhole
29:00 <partay> lol
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think if you've got 5 - 10cm of toe nail the last thing you're gonna worry about is toe hair :|
30:00 <Liinda> yeah true
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <Doodle> i'm so glad we're having this conversation
30:00 <Liinda> but if the hair is also 5-10cm... *vomits*
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> same with peeps who have long nails
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup with that
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> you don't NEED 1 m nails
30:00 <AvocadoTaco> Jesus christ had nails
30:00 <Liinda> i dont understand those women who can hardly do anything cos their nails are so long n gross n curly
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> with 8908 diamonds and nail art
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah how do you wipe your arse?
31:00 <Serenity> toe hair means your circulation is good
31:00 <Doodle> how do they flick their beans
31:00 <Serenity> fyi
31:00 <Liinda> i get french acrylics.. but never that long
31:00 <amelia> serenity has good circulation
31:00 <Doodle> lolol
31:00 <Doodle> i mean
31:00 <Doodle> oh
31:00 <amelia> ahahahaahh busted
31:00 <Serenity> faux has seen my 1 toe hair
31:00 <fawks> lmao
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i used to get french polish for years
32:00 <AvocadoTaco> Roman diecast
32:00 <AvocadoTaco> hot
32:00 <Doodle> get polish polish
32:00 <Serenity> woah
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> now i just get random colours
32:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA Polish polish
32:00 <Serenity> fuck polish
32:00 <Clarkson> you a fuckn pussy
32:00 <AvocadoTaco> poo brown
32:00 <amelia> thats so subtle
33:00 <fawks> i dont like french on toes
33:00 <amelia> but clever
33:00 <fawks> looks so weird
33:00 <AvocadoTaco> electric mucus
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> looks weird!
33:00 <Liinda> my fingernails are weak so they never grow too long before they split
33:00 <Doodle> mindddd blownnn
33:00 <Serenity> i paint my nails like twice a year
33:00 <fawks> mine ar always painted omgosh
33:00 <fawks> i hate naked nails
33:00 <Liinda> so i keep them shortish or get acrylics if i have a special occassion
33:00 <fawks> even when i dont feel like colour i paint them nude
33:00 <Doodle> well i'd love to stay and discuss nailpolish and shit ladies but i'd rather do my tax
33:00 <Doodle> bblzzzz
33:00 <AvocadoTaco> paint dicks red
33:00 <fawks> bye
33:00 <Liinda> night Doodle x
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> bye!
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, paint your dick read.. women would totes love that
34:00 <Serenity> i clean too much for polish and im too tight to buy shellac
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> kinda like a neon sign saying "don't fuck me, i have an STI"
34:00 <Clarkson> it is srsly hard to find a good pussy to actually want to lick
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!!
34:00 <Serenity> lol
34:00 <Liinda> good segway there Clarkson
34:00 <Clarkson> fucken rude fucker
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> totally
35:00 <Liinda> smoooooth operatorrrr
35:00 <fawks> lol segway
35:00 <fawks> ily linda
35:00 <Serenity> speaking of
35:00 <Liinda> ;)
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanna turn on a segway
35:00 <fawks> i wanna ride a segway
36:00 <Serenity> my friend and i went for a drive yesterday and saw like 50 old people on segways
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think it wouldd be fun
36:00 <Serenity> it was hilarious
36:00 <fawks> lololol
36:00 <fawks> just cruisin
36:00 <Serenity> yeah along the river
36:00 <Serenity> and there was one youngish dude
36:00 <fawks> i woulda pushed one in
36:00 <Serenity> who you could tell he knew how lame he looked
36:00 <Serenity> lol
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> poor dude
37:00 <Liinda> hahaha bet he didnt post where he was on fb
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <katatonic_kate01>  #geriatrics 
38:00 <Liinda> hahaha
38:00 <AvocadoTaco> kate
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco
38:00 <AvocadoTaco> KATE
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> WOT
38:00 <AvocadoTaco> u cannot afford homes
38:00 <AvocadoTaco> http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/realestate/news/slump-in-the-number-of-homes-for-sale-drives-winter-spike-in-property-prices/story-fni0cly6-1227439979960
38:00 <Serenity> taco u need to cool it with the autism
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco, i have a mortgage  
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> so I own my unit
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
40:00 <partay> i couldnt live in a unit 
41:00 <partay> id set fire to my neighbours
41:00 <partay> i love me privacy and space 
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… i don't have a spare million to spend on a 3 bedroom house
41:00 <AvocadoTaco> learn 2 read
42:00 <AvocadoTaco> the bank owns it until you make your final payment
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> can't you just give me the summary?
43:00 <partay> AvocadoTaco we all know property is overpriced.. thanks for the pro tip
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <Serenity> saying she can't afford it  when she owns one is still a bit derpy
44:00 <AvocadoTaco> yw
44:00 <AvocadoTaco> I own my apartment
44:00 <AvocadoTaco> u mad?
45:00 <Serenity> who would be mad about that
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i wasn't quite sure what your point was taco?
45:00 <fawks> how have u become so fully retarded
45:00 <AvocadoTaco> I'm thinking of buying moar
45:00 <Maurice> Krokodil
45:00 <partay> never go full retard 
45:00 <Clarkson> so we'd run at each other kind of shit
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ maurice
46:00 <AvocadoTaco> I gut brayne darmege
46:00 <Serenity> im kinda embarrassed for defending you atm taco whats happened dude
46:00 <AvocadoTaco> well no just whissskey
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe put the crack pipe down?
47:00 <amelia> the self destruction of taco
47:00 <amelia> such a beautiful thing to watch
48:00 <AvocadoTaco> I will always b taco
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're kinda taking on a beeeeehhhh persona
48:00 <AvocadoTaco> wot changed? perception
49:00 <stebie> what should've changed? prescription
49:00 <Serenity>  nah its not us its you
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you having an e- identity crisis?
49:00 <Serenity> edentity
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
49:00 <Osskkaarr> Steven.
49:00 <Serenity> even token said you were acting odd
49:00 <stebie> David.
49:00 <stebie> :]
50:00 <AvocadoTaco> u guiz r men
50:00 <AvocadoTaco> mean
50:00 <Bastardly_One> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11752094_10205534740982660_616290632423975991_n.jpg?oh=d1aa9ff3e0844172995935b99533fdec&oe=56574150
50:00 <Serenity> stebiesss
50:00 <stebie> sezziesssss
50:00 <Serenity> hows u
51:00 <stebie> i'm okay, about to boot though
51:00 <stebie> how about you?
51:00 <Serenity> yeah not too shabs
52:00 <AvocadoTaco> http://www.traveller.com.au/australia-the-land-of-the-idiot-gi36oy?&utm_source=social&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=nc&eid=socialn%3Afac-14omn0013-optim-nnn%3Anonpaid-25062014-social_traffic-all-organicpost-nnn-smh-o&campaign_code=nocode&promote_channel=social_facebook
52:00 <AvocadoTaco> I'm @ home
52:00 <Serenity> k
55:00 <AvocadoTaco> it tastes like chicken
55:00 <AvocadoTaco> bland
55:00 <AvocadoTaco> because unusual or weird, is a sin
56:00 <AvocadoTaco> ie. u guiz r idiets
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> no one is forcing you to stay
58:00 <AvocadoTaco> I am
59:00 <AvocadoTaco> Tip: Alleen in het Nederlands zoeken. U kunt uw zoektaal instellen in de Voorkeuren
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