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00:00 <partay> too..much...penis...
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.guyspy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/tumblr_n7m7dqAKAC1tcdd2lo9_1280.jpg <--- i don't find him or his cock attractive but the pic makes me laugh
00:00 <MuGgSY> dying of penis
00:00 <muppet> Tesla - Hang Tough (The Great Radio Controversy [1989]) [04:22]
02:00 <Serenity> cocks generally arent attractive
02:00 <Serenity> you might see one in a blue moon thats noce
02:00 <Serenity> nice
02:00 <MuGgSY> dont lie
02:00 <Serenity> id prefer to look at a naked chick
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> blue moon tomoz
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> so cocks out lads!
03:00 <Serenity> loool
03:00 <muppet> does Coffeenchat2013 know what year this is
03:00 <MuGgSY> damn got my cock out early
03:00 <muppet> mines pretty much "out"
03:00 <amelia> yuck
03:00 <TheRiddler> where should I connect to
03:00 <TheRiddler> for my vpn
04:00 <Serenity> uranus
04:00 <Serenity> huhu
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <amelia> nothin turns me off more than the thought of multiple irc boys with their cocks out
04:00 <MuGgSY> amelia waht turns u on then?
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <Serenity> amelias vagina judt delcared drough at that thought
04:00 <Serenity> wow..
04:00 <TheRiddler> I chose moscow
04:00 <Serenity> just.. declared drought
04:00 <muppet> haha did it make the windows logging off sound
05:00 <amelia> fuckin oath
05:00 <TheRiddler> in mother russia vpn connects to you
05:00 <muppet> holy shit it feels like 2002
05:00 <Serenity> lol
05:00 <MuGgSY> lolll
05:00 <MuGgSY> im lsyin down
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://thats-a-nice-cock.tumblr.com/post/45384634204
06:00 <Osskkaarr> shes off to rub
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah, firstly LOL
06:00 <muppet> ol @ url
06:00 <Maurice> All this dick talk, I flick to FB and my aunty has shared this https://www.facebook.com/MyOfficialAdultJokes/posts/1172183792815935
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> and secondly, wtf is up with the gloves dude
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaahahhaha
07:00 <Maurice> He might get friction burn so the gloves are necessary
07:00 <Serenity> lolll.lori
07:00 <TheRiddler> it works
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
08:00 <TheRiddler> time to start torrenting
08:00 <muppet> i made the mistake of just hitting the url
08:00 <TheRiddler> and watching animal porn :P
08:00 <muppet> mum the niggers dicks are coming to get me
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://thats-a-nice-cock.tumblr.com/image/44247890215
09:00 <muppet> pff i can do that
09:00 <muppet> and hang a wet newspaper off it
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics or it's not trew
09:00 <muppet> id need to find a basketball
09:00 <Serenity> good lord kate
09:00 <muppet> David Lee Roth - The Dogtown Shuffle (A Little Ain't Enough (US Release) [1991]) [04:59]
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - I'm finding the wtf dick pics
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://thats-a-nice-cock.tumblr.com/post/42714020167 STUNT DICK
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i think i'm all cocked out
12:00 <Serenity> ummahh
12:00 <muppet> haha
12:00 <muppet> i was just about to dcc
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
13:00 <muppet> hahaa
14:00 <Serenity> i have a weird thing about dudes hands
14:00 <Serenity> like.. yum
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> arms!
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> I like good arms
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> not like hell muscly  
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> hell-a
15:00 <muppet> my arms are covered in jail tatts
15:00 <muppet> my god today was satisfying
15:00 <muppet> i went to grab my shit from work cos im not in that office again
16:00 <muppet> i work in catholic primary schools. nobodys ever seen me except with long sleeves
16:00 <muppet> god i got some filthy looks 
16:00 <Serenity> lol
16:00 <muppet> turns out they dont like tattos and become really judgemental
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> well that will learn you for working for catholics
16:00 <muppet> whoevers paying me, i dont actually care
17:00 <Serenity> i forget i have my tats sometimes its weird
17:00 <Serenity> then im like ooohh.. thats right
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> what do you have?
17:00 <muppet> Skid Row - The Threat (Slave To The Grind [1991]) [03:49]
17:00 <Serenity> ive got a flower thing on my leg
17:00 <Serenity> lil n ants name on one arm
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah noice
18:00 <Serenity> and my passed away bubbas hand print and name/birthdate
18:00 <muppet> the interesting thing is kids dont give a shit about tatts til they are taught to
18:00 <Serenity> on the ither arm
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> aw
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've just got a chinese character :|
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> on my ankle 
19:00 <Serenity> i want one on my other leg i feel uneven
19:00 <Serenity> haha
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd totally get a massive cupcake on my thigh
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <Serenity> haha ive seen some cupcake tats
20:00 <Serenity> theyre pretty cute
21:00 <muppet> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/421640_332272420210151_595815213_n.jpg
21:00 <muppet> hah, mullet
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://library.hrmtc.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/wild-unknown-tarot.jpg
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm gonna get that circle on my forearm
22:00 <Serenity> oh cool
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's THE most beautiful deck EVER
23:00 <Serenity> i wanna be gay n get some lyrics
23:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdeMkg_5m9w
23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: MY LITTLE PONY CUPCAKES - NERDY NUMMIES Views: 22,906,350 Uploader: Rosanna Pansino Uploaded: Mar 26, 2013 Duration: 8m11s Rating: 4.60
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> riddler I've seen that 08080808080808-8-8--9-9-840798796976 times
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> to what song?
23:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAQjn6_JaJ0
23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: DESPICABLE ME MINION CUPCAKES - NERDY NUMMIES Views: 8,375,551 Uploader: Rosanna Pansino Uploaded: Aug 13, 2013 Duration: 7m19s Rating: 4.82
23:00 <TheRiddler> do you watch all her stuff
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, the child does 
24:00 <TheRiddler> cool
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, no 08080080809798784678684846846 billion times
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> not
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> 88
24:00 <TheRiddler> lol
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> **
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> oops
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> my throat hurts :(
25:00 <TheRiddler> aww
28:00 <Doodle> hi nerdygirl
28:00 <Doodle> how big are your boobs
29:00 <Serenity> wotzurcupsize
30:00 <Doodle> lol
31:00 <Doodle> always worth a try
34:00 <muppet> i need a drink
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> make me one, please?
35:00 <Doodle> i cant
35:00 <Doodle> no arms
36:00 <Doodle> they just fell off then
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot!
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> you suck!
36:00 <Doodle> thats what i said
36:00 <Doodle> lol
37:00 <Doodle> you shouldn't be mean to us disabled folk
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can be !
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> seeing as you're not gonna make me tea and I have a sore throat n' stuff
38:00 <Doodle> well lay off the cock
38:00 <Doodle> or dont jam it in so far
38:00 <TheRiddler> wb nerdygirl
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> but…. i love cock!
39:00 <Doodle> oh
39:00 <Doodle> ok then carry on
39:00 <Doodle> jam away
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> shall do
43:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDdbn0eTDpA
43:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Chappelle's Show - 2Pac is Alive Views: 2,088,181 Uploader: bagheera Uploaded: Nov 7, 2013 Duration: 3m17s Rating: 4.92
45:00 <muppet> i went to get a drink and made mi groeng
45:00 <muppet> walked in
45:00 <muppet> no drink
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> they're the best packet noodles
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> ever!
46:00 <Serenity> nuh uhh
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeahhh airrr!
46:00 <Serenity> fantastic.cup noonoos
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO way!
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> doesn't even compare!
46:00 <Serenity> yessss
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO!
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> way
47:00 <Maurice> http://www.catchannel.com/cat-videos/cat-meets-baby-goats-reacts-as-only-a-cat-can-trending.aspx
47:00 <Maurice> They are so damn cute
47:00 <Serenity> eat me
47:00 <muppet> mi goreng shit son everything
47:00 <Doodle> i agree with kate
47:00 <Doodle> on the noodles
47:00 <muppet> you cant dump a chopped up chicken breast in a cup of fantastic noodles
47:00 <Maurice> I like both mi goreng and the oriental fantastic noodles
48:00 <Serenity> im gonna shit on everything in a minute
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> because you're eating shitty noodles
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> just cross over to the good side :P
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> maurice can't watch your vid
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shakes fist* some add keeps playing
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame!
49:00 <Maurice> Weird, I didn't get an ad
49:00 <Maurice> Just bouncy goats
49:00 <muppet> this is good katatonic_kate01 i think we are bonding
50:00 <Serenity> bonding bits
51:00 <muppet> squirt the juice of half a lime in your mi goreng to prevent scurvy
51:00 <Doodle> lol scurvy
51:00 <Serenity> now i want pad thai
51:00 <muppet> \~~~/
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> why do we need to bond *freaks out
52:00 <muppet> well played
53:00 <Serenity> lets all take our pants off n bond
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <muppet> mine are already off
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm too cold!
53:00 <Serenity> im cold too
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> pance on
54:00 <TheRiddler> body heat
54:00 <TheRiddler> friction
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw pants off in summer
54:00 <Serenity> lets scissor
54:00 <TheRiddler> lol
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> contact me then about the pants off bonding
54:00 <TheRiddler> scissor me timbers
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> and hope you have a sex fan!
54:00 <Serenity> i have a ceiling fan
54:00 <Serenity> perfect sex fan
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> that'll do!
55:00 <muppet> i have a sex gong if that helps
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah….
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> weird
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> please explain
55:00 <muppet> well you know what a gong is right
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> red simons gong?
56:00 <muppet> yeah
56:00 <muppet> i hit it so the neighbours know im about to sin
56:00 <muppet> they are jehovas witnesses
56:00 <muppet> its next to my dinner bell
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're weird
56:00 <muppet> are not
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm actually JW and I find that highly offensive 
57:00 <muppet> no you arent, and no you dont
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes and yes
57:00 <Serenity> i need to pee
57:00 <Serenity> help
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> get up
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> no one likes a wet patch
57:00 <Serenity> i can't
57:00 <muppet> its ok. i dont have a sex gong. i wish i had one. my neighbours are god botherers though
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> can't feel your legs?
58:00 <muppet> they are alright
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're going to burn in hell
58:00 <muppet> they dont complain if i get noisy
58:00 <muppet> occasionally
58:00 <muppet> i like to play drums in the back room sometimes
58:00 <muppet> makes me feel more like phil rudd
58:00 <Serenity> im so warm.n comfy
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking about delusional, tonight one of the clients was hearing voice
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> and telling her she was a hermaphrodite 
59:00 <Serenity> oh..
59:00 <Serenity> meth? lol
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> so the client pulls out a medical files and goes can you read this and tell me i'm female
59:00 <muppet> what the fuck do you do thats interesting as shit
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> I WAS LIKE ummmmmm
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> sure….
59:00 <Serenity> hahah wow
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeh WOW!
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was like what the actual fuck
00:00 <Doodle> did you give her my number
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i actually did doodle
00:00 <Doodle> wooooooo
00:00 <muppet> what do you do
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was like, this dude will love you long time!
00:00 <Doodle> she sounds dreamy
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> she totally is!
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> work in a womens refuge
01:00 <muppet> i see
01:00 <Doodle> katatonic_kate01 is my hookup
01:00 <Doodle> me wingman
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes, now make me tea
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG i'm the worst wing…woman ever
01:00 <muppet> thats gnarly
01:00 <Doodle> whats the magic word
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> please
01:00 <Doodle> no, its twat
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
02:00 <Doodle> but close enough
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> TWAT
02:00 <Doodle> okkkk
02:00 <muppet> i used to look after a guy with an aquired brain injury that kept trying to get me to watch bongo movies with him
02:00 <Doodle> are they like gonzo movies
02:00 <Maurice> Good evening Mr Twat
02:00 <Maurice> IT'S CUNT
03:00 <Doodle> looool
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> llol
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> ahhh funny
03:00 <Doodle> someone carry me to bed
04:00 <muppet> bongo movies? 
04:00 <muppet> you know, beaver pictures
04:00 <muppet> stick movies
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> zombie beavers, yes
04:00 <Doodle> zombie strippers was an ace flick
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeh didn't see it
05:00 <muppet> didnt catch that one, sorry
05:00 <Doodle> missing out
05:00 <muppet> dont think i am
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> but I've seen lots of zombie stuff
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i miss the walking dead
05:00 <Doodle> tits and zombies
05:00 <muppet> i enjoyed.. hudson hawk
05:00 <Doodle> what more could you ask for
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick and zombies
05:00 <Doodle> i cant remember if there is dick in it
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG best movie ever zombie jesus
05:00 <Doodle> also thats what she said
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> look that shit up
06:00 <muppet> you are going to hell for that
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm special
06:00 <Doodle> pethalll
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> come here and i'll lick yo' face
06:00 <Doodle> eeee
07:00 <Doodle> luckily i'm into that
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> you so better have cupcakes
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> hidden
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> somewhere
07:00 <Doodle> in my jocks
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh!
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> even better
07:00 <Doodle> there might be some squished ones
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, you can have those 
08:00 <Doodle> lol
08:00 <Doodle> gee thanks
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> no worries!
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> sharing is caring
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> just quietly, i think i'm dying
09:00 <Doodle> :/
09:00 <Maurice> It's ok, it's probably only aids
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> my throat hurts, my lips hurt, my legs ache
09:00 <Maurice> You'll be better soon
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i knew there would be a down side to all the one night stands  I had in my youth
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shakes fist*
10:00 <Doodle> *shakes doodle*
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <Maurice> Gordon Ramsey show on, warning beforehand 'may' contain coarse language
11:00 <Maurice> I'd be disappointed if it didnt
11:00 <Doodle> looool
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <Serenity> god being naked rules
11:00 <Doodle> pics
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's TOO cold
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> to be nake
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> d
11:00 <Serenity> no way 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> way!
11:00 <Serenity> im wearing a towel
11:00 <Maurice> So speak up
11:00 <Doodle> oh
11:00 <Doodle> PICS
11:00 <Serenity> loool
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's the middle of winter
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you're mincing around in a towel
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> C R A Z Y 
12:00 <Maurice> This winter has been a bit blah
12:00 <Doodle> piss off
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's been cold as...
13:00 <Maurice> For us, obv
13:00 <Maurice> GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSES YOU PONCES
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> < / cold > 
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> eat my dick!
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> It's been cold!
13:00 <Doodle> its fkn 3
13:00 <muppet> Winger - Blind Revolution Mad (Pull [1993]) [05:26]
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i've got about 9 layers of protective blubber
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> wear socks please
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't want a puncture 
14:00 <Doodle> excuse me
14:00 <Doodle> i dont have hobbit feet
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> my body is a wonderland! 
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd like to maintain it
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> wear socks, or get the fuck off
14:00 <Doodle> no you can piss off
14:00 <Doodle> i'll not be dictated to about socks
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh you'd like that wouldn't you!
15:00 <Doodle> no
15:00 <Doodle> :(
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:00 <Maurice> I can't wear socks to bed
15:00 <Doodle> me either
15:00 <Doodle> its bed time
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i have been recently 
15:00 <Maurice> Well you'd look odd sleeping naked with socks on
15:00 <muppet> lol
15:00 <Doodle> nini luvrs o//
15:00 <muppet> body is a wonderland
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
15:00 <Maurice> Night hineypie
16:00 <Maurice> Warm up my side
16:00 <Doodle> kkkk
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:00 <Maurice> Hot
16:00 <Serenity> nini wobbeh
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh he is so accommodating
16:00 <Maurice> Don't forget my back ;)
16:00 <Doodle> re000wwww
16:00 <muppet> John Mayer - Heartbreak Warfare (Battle Studies [2009]) [04:30]
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you a homosexual muppet?
17:00 <Maurice> I put my book on the footstool, so of course thats the cats new fave sleeping spot
17:00 <Osskkaarr> he is
17:00 <Osskkaarr> he made out with pz
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ maurice
17:00 <Maurice> Haha pz
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> the kitten is asleep in a blanket 
17:00 <Osskkaarr> wrath and pz had brosex
17:00 <muppet> lel
17:00 <Maurice> Mine has blankets and a proper dome bed but she doesn't use em
17:00 <Maurice> Coz shes a bitch
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah same
18:00 <anotherirc3r> who is pz?
18:00 <Maurice> A giant poof
18:00 <Maurice> So you can't have his dick
18:00 <Maurice> Calm down
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i should have brought a fucking 2 dollar box from storage king
18:00 <Osskkaarr> mppets ex bf
18:00 <anotherirc3r> i don't want its didck
18:00 <anotherirc3r> thanks anyway
18:00 <Maurice> That'd be a first
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah yeah
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ maurice - oh lord
19:00 <Osskkaarr> lori
19:00 <Maurice> David
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i said, love
19:00 <Osskkaarr> shut up
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i said, pet
19:00 <Maurice> Eat me
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i said, darl
19:00 <Osskkaarr> no thanks
19:00 <muppet> Mr. Bungle - The Girls Of Porn (The Studio Album Collection [2013]) [06:42]
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> !
19:00 <Osskkaarr> u been dicked hard by austnet users
20:00 <Maurice> Except I haven't
20:00 <Osskkaarr> not what sarah said
20:00 <anotherirc3r> contrasy to popylar belief - i don't fuck every guy on Astnet
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> pink cigarette is better!
20:00 <anotherirc3r> k
20:00 <muppet> im starting to think you hate women more than you hate me, dave
20:00 <Maurice> Yes, I'm sure Serenity said that..
20:00 <muppet> ALL BUNGLE IS BETTER
20:00 <muppet> MARRY ME
20:00 <Osskkaarr> no thompson
20:00 <Osskkaarr> u dont know the shit son
20:00 <Serenity> fucking hell i keep dcing
20:00 <Serenity> what did i say
20:00 <Osskkaarr> sit back and watch
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> calm your farm
20:00 <muppet> calmer than you are
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
20:00 <muppet> no seriously
21:00 <muppet> bungle
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm so calm
21:00 <muppet> (Y)
21:00 <Maurice> Oh
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah mike is pretty awesome
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd have his babies
21:00 <Maurice> You told Osskkaarr I have had many IRC wangs
21:00 <muppet> mike is a dude
21:00 <Serenity> ohh lol...
21:00 <Osskkaarr> shits going to hit the fan now
21:00 <muppet> sit back and watch what
21:00 <Serenity> im not sure i did but lets pretend anyway
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeping tom?
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ maurice
21:00 <Maurice> Ok, coz that'd be more impressive than my real tally
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> green suits you
21:00 <muppet> got to get my mojo runnin
22:00 <Osskkaarr> "told you he'd turn"
22:00 <muppet> ;)
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5
23:00 <muppet> huge patton fan
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's nice
23:00 <anotherirc3r> ?
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> he's a bit of a cool cat
24:00 <muppet> Strung Out - The Animal and the Machine (Transmission.Alpha.Delta [2015]) [03:13]
24:00 <muppet> if you havent heard this yet get yoru listening gear onto it
24:00 <muppet> its like they kept these guys in chunks of ice
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh provide links
25:00 <anotherirc3r> heya kate
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> hi
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> what do you want
25:00 <muppet> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT8cEdN05vo
25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Strung Out - The Animal and the Machine (Official) Views: 72,553 Uploader: Fat Wreck Chords Uploaded: Feb 26, 2015 Duration: 3m14s Rating: 4.97
26:00 <anotherirc3r> hey. we used to talk
26:00 <Osskkaarr> Sarah and Lori, No matter what you've heard or whatever.. even from my own whinging... anotherirc3r isn't a slut at all! ... it really isn't what you think.. but knowing you both.. you will believe whatever you want to believe
26:00 <anotherirc3r> bit ahrsh
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> did we?
26:00 <anotherirc3r> ya.. in channel
26:00 <Maurice> Of course I will, I have my own brain, I can believe what I choose
26:00 <anotherirc3r> <---- anonymousmoron
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i can't remember nicknames
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps are like hi and i'm like what do you want
26:00 <Osskkaarr> Lori, and your shit stinks!
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> TO EVERYONE~ so calm your farm
27:00 <muppet> THIS IS ALL STARTING TO UNFOLD INFRONT OF ME
27:00 <Osskkaarr> SETTL DOWN SON!
27:00 <Serenity> wtff im too tired for this
27:00 <muppet> Eclipse - Love Bites (Armageddonize [2015]) [03:17]
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya, same aye
27:00 <Osskkaarr> go to bed yeah.. slut it up with lurker
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the hell is that noise
27:00 <muppet> Dave chuggs cock
27:00 <Osskkaarr> i do
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's nice
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> how is the gag reflex?
28:00 <Osskkaarr> you should know
28:00 <muppet> mine? nonexistant
28:00 <muppet> but thats for corporate cock
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> why should I know?
29:00 <Osskkaarr> dunno.. youre tellin the story
29:00 <muppet> AHAHAH
29:00 <muppet> hes like bill clinton
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNtIA2fgHfg 
29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Peking Duk ft. Nicole Millar - "High" (Official Video) Views: 2,890,550 Uploader: THUMP Uploaded: Feb 20, 2014 Duration: 4m0s Rating: 4.89
29:00 <muppet> dodges EVERY question
29:00 <Osskkaarr> haha
29:00 <Osskkaarr> son
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh you're all shit cunts
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> just fucking relax aye
30:00 <muppet> im as calm as a hindu cow
30:00 <Osskkaarr> breatheeeeee kate
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude, i am
30:00 <anotherirc3r> very relaxed rifhgt now
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm all zen n' stuff
30:00 <muppet> yes dave
30:00 <Osskkaarr> :)
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
31:00 <muppet> Van Halen - The Seventh Seal (Balance [1995]) [05:18]
31:00 <Osskkaarr> HaVe a BoNg
31:00 <anotherirc3r> naw.s he can drink with me
31:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
31:00 <anotherirc3r> she
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you trying to get me drunk, so you can take advantage of me?
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't have a cock
31:00 <muppet> dave, this is like that time at work i got this wicked stomach camp
31:00 <muppet> i just fully cramped up. felt like someone stabbing me in the stomach
32:00 <anotherirc3r> that's a abit harsh kate
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> just sayin'
32:00 <muppet> needed to take a shit so bad, i stumbled up to the staff brasco
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you have cupcakes, we can be friends
32:00 <muppet> arm clutching my stomach, half keeled over
32:00 <muppet> sit down and FUCKEN KABOOM
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> muppet - women experience that monthly 
32:00 <Osskkaarr> lol
32:00 <muppet> like an amu man, a fucking emu
32:00 <anotherirc3r> sorry.. only bourbon
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> suck it up princess
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i don't like bourbon 
33:00 <anotherirc3r> what do you usually drinbk then?
33:00 <muppet> it felt like it took forever, it just wouldnt stop. my eyes sunk into my head
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> cheap wine
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> vodka
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> gin
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> beer
33:00 <anotherirc3r> beer?!
33:00 <anotherirc3r> yuck
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> well, you don't have to drink it
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> so ease up
34:00 <muppet> the moral of the story is, id rather do that, hourly, every single day, for the rest of my life, than deal with a cunt like you
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> HA!
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> again, suck it up princess
34:00 <muppet> beer, im starting to find you mildly attractive
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> get a flesh light
35:00 <Osskkaarr> did you jsyut rage at mw thompson?
35:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
35:00 <muppet> no, thats not me raging. if i was raging id be quitting and rejoining whilst telling you to fuck yourself in caps
36:00 <anotherirc3r> who's thompson?
36:00 <muppet> <--
36:00 <anotherirc3r> hi thompson
36:00 <muppet> hi
36:00 <Osskkaarr> him and me have met
36:00 <Osskkaarr> and hes gay with no balls
36:00 <anotherirc3r> oh, have you/
36:00 <Osskkaarr> :)
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you rub dicks?
36:00 <Osskkaarr> we did
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's hawt
36:00 <anotherirc3r> hha
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics
37:00 <anotherirc3r> video
37:00 <Osskkaarr> pz stol him from me
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
37:00 <anotherirc3r> poor Dave
37:00 <muppet> i cant beleive you remember all this
37:00 <Osskkaarr> i cant beleive youre still cracking a boner over me
37:00 <muppet> one night i told the story about how pz tried to mack me and i kicked him out
38:00 <anotherirc3r> mack?
38:00 <anotherirc3r> wtf is mack?
38:00 <muppet> this cat isnt down with my vernacular
38:00 <anotherirc3r> cat?!
38:00 <anotherirc3r> stfu
39:00 <muppet> settle the fuck down cunt
39:00 <anotherirc3r> u m8
39:00 <muppet> Poets of the Fall - The Distance (Temple of Thought (Bonus Edition) [2012]) [05:03]
39:00 <muppet> u wot m9
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> is this foreplay?
39:00 <anotherirc3r> haha wtf
40:00 <muppet> fuckn savage
40:00 <Osskkaarr> [Type O Negative - Wolfmoon] - (6:37/192kbps)
40:00 <muppet> you are still listening to the same 10 songs dave
40:00 <Osskkaarr> yeah
40:00 <Osskkaarr> repeat them
40:00 <muppet> who even cares about bit rate everythings hi def
40:00 <Osskkaarr> for the rest of my 60 years
41:00 <TheRiddler> he thinks it's doing something
41:00 <muppet> its 2015 man
41:00 <Osskkaarr> cant be bothered changing it
41:00 <Osskkaarr> so suck it up
41:00 <muppet> im streaming cd quality audio over wire with beats on motherfucker
41:00 <Osskkaarr> fg
41:00 <muppet> bet you still use CRT's
41:00 <anotherirc3r> leave Dave;s mp3 scirpt
41:00 <Osskkaarr> i do
41:00 <Osskkaarr> its a dell
42:00 <muppet> a beat up corporate optiplex pentium 4?
42:00 <Osskkaarr> yeah
42:00 <Osskkaarr> right on m8
42:00 <Osskkaarr> p4
42:00 <Osskkaarr> whats the problem?
42:00 <muppet> 20 gig hard drive
42:00 <Osskkaarr> works
42:00 <Osskkaarr> get on the net
42:00 <Osskkaarr> nah
42:00 <Osskkaarr> 1tb
42:00 <muppet> tnt2
43:00 <Osskkaarr> 3gb mem
43:00 <muppet> intellimouse - rekonize
43:00 <muppet> windows xp
43:00 <Osskkaarr> nah
43:00 <Osskkaarr> 7
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> you guys are dicks!
44:00 <anotherirc3r> nerds
44:00 <muppet> do you use 1 screen or 2
44:00 <Osskkaarr> 2
44:00 <muppet> 2 crt's
44:00 <muppet> thats a big fucken desk
44:00 <Osskkaarr> no shit
44:00 <Osskkaarr> moo: Microsoft Windows 7 Ultimate - Service Pack 1 (6.1.7601) 1day 9hrs 48mins 9secs Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4 CPU 3.00GHz (x86) at 3000MHz (17% Load) (Standard display types) x bit Hz 1063/3071.6MB (34.62%) [|||-------] C:\ 117.03GB/153.38GB Realtek PCI GBE Family Controller - 1000MB/s 237.7MB In 30.07MB Out
44:00 <muppet> bet you need to put your dlidos in the draw, huh
44:00 <Osskkaarr> nah
45:00 <Osskkaarr> just leave them in ya mum
45:00 <muppet> LOLOLOL I WAS SO CLOSE
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> poo burn!
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> OOOh*
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> (fail - next)
45:00 <muppet> i damn near guessed your specs
45:00 <Osskkaarr> so?
45:00 <muppet> i know you better than anyone here
46:00 <Osskkaarr> your shitbox is still a PII
46:00 <TheRiddler> moo: os: Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium - Service Pack 1 (6.1.7601) up: 6hrs 12mins 15secs cpu: AMD Phenom(tm) II X4 965 Processor (x64) at 3400MHz (29% Load) gfx: Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. AMD Radeon Graphics Processor (0x6899) 1.00GB res: 1920x1080 32bit 60Hz ram: 4339/8191.2MB (52.97%) [|||||-----] hdd: C:\ 98.38GB/488.28GB D:\ 137.59GB/210.26GB F:\ 437.65GB/465.74GB 
46:00 <TheRiddler> G:\ 1.82TB/1.82TB net: ASUS PCE-N15 11n Wireless LAN PCI-E Card - 300MB/s 2.83GB In 127.27MB Out
46:00 <Osskkaarr> LOLL
46:00 <muppet> really
46:00 <muppet> p2?
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> this can easily be settled by taking pics of your cocks and whoever has the biggest cock wins
47:00 <muppet> http://imgur.com/bdI9xLQ
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll be the judge - kgo!
47:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
47:00 <muppet> haha id do that, im not afraid of dave
47:00 <Osskkaarr> i googled that m8
47:00 <TheRiddler> that's what a nerd cock is
47:00 <TheRiddler> pc specs
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> stunt cock!
47:00 <TheRiddler> they dont have real cocks
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> usb cocks?
47:00 <TheRiddler> plug n play
47:00 <TheRiddler> :p
48:00 <Osskkaarr> wrath still lives in 97
48:00 <anotherirc3r> you jealous Ash?
48:00 <Osskkaarr> move on knobcock
48:00 <TheRiddler> nup
48:00 <muppet> settle the fuck down, loaf choker
48:00 <Osskkaarr> dos ya!
48:00 <Osskkaarr> +++ATH0
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
48:00 <Osskkaarr> NEXT
48:00 <muppet> i bet you are grinning right now
48:00 <Osskkaarr> she doesnt undertand it
49:00 <Osskkaarr> NEXT
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you take your nerd talk else where
49:00 <muppet> if you were a woman youd have lipstick on your fucken ears
49:00 <Osskkaarr> nah.. dont care son
49:00 <Osskkaarr> ya shit tallk has no effect
49:00 <Osskkaarr> im just playin with ya cause i can
49:00 <muppet> i love it when you froth
49:00 <anotherirc3r> such nersds
49:00 <anotherirc3r> both of you
49:00 <muppet> im paid to be one
49:00 <Osskkaarr> i bet you do... froth this!
50:00 <anotherirc3r> just fuck alrwady
50:00 <muppet> Michael McDonald - Lonely Talk (Take It To Heart [1990]) [04:42]
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> gay
51:00 <muppet> it is a bit isnt it
51:00 <Osskkaarr> you kissed pz .... that IS gay!
51:00 <anotherirc3r> you kissd some guy?
51:00 <muppet> dunno if anyone hasnt got the mail by now dave
52:00 <muppet> according to anal bandit here, yeah
52:00 <muppet> haha
52:00 <Osskkaarr> haha
52:00 <Osskkaarr> funny cunt
52:00 <Osskkaarr> so its a lie isit ?
52:00 <Osskkaarr> you and pz didnt kiss and makeout like faggots?
52:00 <muppet> yeah. yo want the mail mate, ill let you collect it now
53:00 <Osskkaarr> i was at the party
53:00 <Osskkaarr> faggots!
53:00 <muppet> pz tried to drop a doozy on me and i politely declined
53:00 <muppet> then evicted him
53:00 <muppet> because im not a dick about things
53:00 <muppet> kid was fuckin 17 and pretty tightly wound
54:00 <muppet> i get his... angst
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd, just bend him over and fuck him
54:00 <Serenity> ahahahaha kate
54:00 <Osskkaarr> watching like a stalker!
55:00 <muppet> you got the stalker part right, you fucking sociopath
55:00 <muppet> Michael McDonald - No Amount Of Reason (Take It To Heart [1990]) [04:40]
55:00 <Osskkaarr> i should use thast as my new nicl
55:00 <Osskkaarr> make people think its true
56:00 <muppet> jesus
56:00 <muppet> that wasn't a dud call, obviously
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> what an apt name change
57:00 <Sociopath> are you still cut up cause i got you fair and square back in t day son?
57:00 <MadScientist> wanna chup bro
58:00 <MadScientist> nah cant bro
58:00 <MadScientist> canch chew
58:00 <MadScientist> cant
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> jelly wrestle naked… 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> all of you
58:00 <MadScientist> oh you heaps beached bro
59:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cPs2SzShNc
59:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Beached Az: The Seagull. Ep 1, Series 1 Views: 235,496 Uploader: BeachedAzonABC Uploaded: Jun 7, 2010 Duration: 1m33s Rating: 4.83
59:00 <Serenity> loololol
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:00 <Serenity> thats pretty deceptav
00:00 <MadScientist> yes it quite misleading
00:00 <Osskkaarr> [Metallica - The Unforgiven] - (6:27/128kbps)
01:00 <Osskkaarr> oh no!
01:00 <Osskkaarr> did I do that?
01:00 <MadScientist> ah noo
01:00 <Osskkaarr> noooo never
01:00 <Osskkaarr> i wouldnt
01:00 <TheRiddler> beached az bru
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> some peeps are just fucking weird, right
03:00 <TheRiddler> noooooooooo wuaayyyyyy
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> way riddler, way!
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shakes fist*
04:00 <anotherirc3r> of course Ash is weird
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> he isn't really
05:00 <TheRiddler> you'reeee soooo beached
05:00 <Osskkaarr> just jerksoff with an egg
06:00 <Osskkaarr> and puts buttplugs in his bum
06:00 <anotherirc3r> are you serfious?
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> we don't wanna know what you get up to in your private time, dude
06:00 <Osskkaarr> 4 re4lz
06:00 <anotherirc3r> yux
07:00 <Osskkaarr> settlds down kate.. youll givge yourself a heartattack
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
07:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> how about, no
08:00 <Osskkaarr> [Leonard Cohen - Everybody Knows] - (5:36/128kbps)
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're a tard, yes
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes we do
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
09:00 <Osskkaarr> such a buse
09:00 <Osskkaarr> keep it comin
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll just put you on ignore
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's easier and saves me typing
10:00 <Osskkaarr> better :)
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
11:00 <Osskkaarr> everyones learning
11:00 <Osskkaarr> :)
13:00 <Osskkaarr> hehe
13:00 <Osskkaarr> prtend ignores are funny
13:00 <Osskkaarr> shows they cant do it
13:00 <Osskkaarr> NO BALLZ Y0
15:00 <Osskkaarr> [INXS - Original Sin] - (5:19/320kbps)
15:00 <Osskkaarr> i'll leave here so people can 'chat'
16:00 <Osskkaarr> wouldnt want people to cry now would we
16:00 <anotherirc3r> whwy would they cry?
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck yeah!
17:00 <TheRiddler> so what's it like having a bf with retardism?
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
17:00 <anotherirc3r> who are you talking to?
18:00 <TheRiddler> THIS IS JASON, AND HE'S ABOUT TO SHOW YOU THAT ACTIONS SPEAK FAR LOUDER THAN WORDS
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm going to bed
19:00 <TheRiddler> Jason.. that is not the actions of a can do coconut
19:00 <Serenity> good night kind gentle people
20:00 <TheRiddler> night sezz
21:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbEO0YGWtS4
21:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Beached Az: The Dragon. Series 2, Ep 6 Views: 160,384 Uploader: BeachedAzonABC Uploaded: Jul 16, 2010 Duration: 1m5s Rating: 4.83
21:00 <TheRiddler> this has to be my favourite
22:00 <TheRiddler> dragon unleash your firey fuurrrrrryyyy
29:00 <British^Meat> [01:43] <Osskkaarr> prtend ignores are funny
29:00 <British^Meat> lol, pretend leaving the channels are even funnier
29:00 <British^Meat> farkn pleb
30:00 <Osskkaarr> wearecunts.com
31:00 <anotherirc3r> hai British^Meat
31:00 <British^Meat> no
31:00 <anotherirc3r> no?
32:00 <TheRiddler> look out Osskkaarr anotherirc3r is looking for a new bf already
32:00 <Osskkaarr> Ashl;ey
32:00 <anotherirc3r> Ash, why are you such a dick?
32:00 <Osskkaarr> listen fat boy
32:00 <Osskkaarr> ffdfg
32:00 <Osskkaarr> why bother
33:00 <Osskkaarr> crack head faggot
34:00 <Osskkaarr> [Ice House - Great Southern Land] - (5:19/128kbps)
34:00 <anotherirc3r> i don'y have a bf idiot
34:00 <anotherirc3r> nor want one
34:00 <Osskkaarr> no one ever was
35:00 <anotherirc3r> bleh whatevr
35:00 <anotherirc3r> i'm getting anothet drink
35:00 <Osskkaarr> lest have another
35:00 <anotherirc3r> i agree
35:00 <anotherirc3r> seems Ash just follows the crowd anyway
36:00 <anotherirc3r> sad, rwally
36:00 <Osskkaarr> yes
36:00 <Osskkaarr> irc shit.. know fuck all :)
37:00 <anotherirc3r> oh yeha? apparently i'm a slut that just fucks all th giys on Austnet
37:00 <anotherirc3r> i'm too drunk for this
38:00 <Osskkaarr> but thats not true
38:00 <Osskkaarr> its just shit talk cause they got nothin
39:00 <Osskkaarr> hear one story and make up /add theiur own lies to it
39:00 <Osskkaarr> know FUCK ALL.
41:00 <anotherirc3r> tihnk i'll go to bed aftet this drink
44:00 <TheRiddler> Osskkaarr two face lol
44:00 <Osskkaarr> really?
44:00 <Osskkaarr> example
45:00 <Osskkaarr> one min im telling the chnanel ima loser and im sorry for talking like a fuckwit... then on the same day be a total faggot all over again?
46:00 <Osskkaarr> theres reasons behind all this ashley
46:00 <Osskkaarr> and thats what you dont know about
46:00 <Osskkaarr> and that makes you confused with whats going on
46:00 <Osskkaarr> understand ?
46:00 <anotherirc3r> screw him
46:00 <anotherirc3r> he's a dick
48:00 <Osskkaarr> wouldnt screw him.. his cock is covered in egg
49:00 <anotherirc3r> wtf?!
49:00 <Osskkaarr> thenh he sniffs the buttplug.... dirty fuck!
49:00 <Osskkaarr> make me sick ahsley
50:00 <anotherirc3r> gorss dude
50:00 <Osskkaarr> yeah no shit
50:00 <Osskkaarr> thatd him
50:00 <Osskkaarr> 2 videos
50:00 <Osskkaarr> 2013-04-06 23-50-23.942
51:00 <anotherirc3r> ?
00:00 <anotherirc3r> hahaha is that you Ash?
01:00 <anotherirc3r> dude.. why would you use an egg/
01:00 <Osskkaarr> lol
02:00 <anotherirc3r> so weird m8
02:00 <Osskkaarr> [Indecent Obsession - Kiss Me] - (4:39/128kbps)
02:00 <anotherirc3r> haha you should paste it to the chan Osskkaarr
02:00 <anotherirc3r> see how he lieks it
02:00 <Osskkaarr> thats how i got it
02:00 <Osskkaarr> he posted it in here
02:00 <Osskkaarr> the other day
02:00 <anotherirc3r> omg
02:00 <anotherirc3r> why!?
02:00 <anotherirc3r> bahahaha
03:00 <anotherirc3r> you eon't find any vidoes or pictures of me
03:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
04:00 <Osskkaarr> and they say we're retards and cutcases... look at themselves
04:00 <anotherirc3r> so gross
05:00 <anotherirc3r> pffft. sif retard or nutcase
06:00 <anotherirc3r> hey Ash.. did that vide help you pick up?
06:00 <anotherirc3r> BAHAHAHAH
26:00 <Osskkaarr> [Big Pig - Breakaway] - (3:38/128kbps)
34:00 <Osskkaarr> [Berlin - Take My Breath Away] - (4:15/128kbps)
38:00 <Osskkaarr> [Laura Branigan - Ti amo] - (4:15/128kbps)
13:00 <anotherirc3r> awww Ash has left us
42:00 <anotherirc3r> lol i think you scared him Osskkaarr
44:00 <Osskkaarr> wouldnt say i screwed him.. people dont want to listehn to my shit... but they do whinge when i step up to their shit
44:00 <anotherirc3r> screw him
44:00 <anotherirc3r> he is a jerk
35:00 <Doodle> brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
36:00 <thestig> DOOOOODDDLE
36:00 <Doodle> sup g
36:00 <thestig> not much, sitting on my chair with a towel on
36:00 <thestig> you?
36:00 <Doodle> lol
37:00 <Doodle> about to take my car for a service
37:00 <thestig> wot time is it there 7:30?
37:00 <Doodle> yeh gotta have a shower first
38:00 <Doodle> fucking -1
38:00 <thestig> it pissing down outside
38:00 <thestig> work ute dorifto 
38:00 <Doodle> weeee
42:00 <faux> Mm dorito
52:00 <Doodle> doritooooooo
56:00 <Doodle> loooooooooooooooooooooool Mayo
41:00 <flammable> Thats a tough trout
42:00 <Doodle> nah i'm just a weakling
10:00 <Serenity> well well well
10:00 <Serenity> isnt our resident sluz a mouthy little thing when she feels protected
19:00 <partay> BAM
44:00 <faux> wut
44:00 <faux> Where's she mouthing off 
45:00 <Clarkson> but its irc so fuck off?
45:00 <faux> I will not clarky
45:00 <Clarkson> [08:23:10] dont get smart cunt
45:00 <faux> lmao
45:00 <faux> brick ya clarkson 
45:00 <Clarkson> I got better shit to do than meet up random internet girls, bro.
45:00 <faux> fine
46:00 <faux> Go fuck yourself clarkson!!!!!!
46:00 <Clarkson> eat my penis
46:00 <faux> loool
46:00 <Clarkson> ask how many girls here use jim beam bottles as dildos
46:00 <faux> U ask.
46:00 <faux> I've had better convos with clarky than most turds on here
46:00 <Clarkson> show me a photo pussy
46:00 <faux> No!!!!
53:00 <Doodle> show me
53:00 <Serenity> she was being a cunt to ash
53:00 <Clarkson> Digerasti has some crap we should steal lol
54:00 <Doodle> i saw that
55:00 <MadScientist> mouthy when its got backup
55:00 <MadScientist> wonder what bullshit shes spun to hook back in 
57:00 <faux> Ash?!
57:00 <faux> I'll fucking kill her
57:00 <faux> lol
57:00 <faux> what'd she say
58:00 <Doodle> [04:41] * TheRiddler ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: )
58:00 <Doodle> [04:42] <anotherirc3r> lol i think you scared him Osskkaarr
58:00 <Doodle> [04:43] <Osskkaarr> wouldnt say i screwed him.. people dont want to listehn to my shit... but they do whinge when i step up to their shit
58:00 <Doodle> [04:44] <anotherirc3r> screw him
58:00 <Doodle> [04:44] <anotherirc3r> he is a jerk
58:00 <Doodle> lol
58:00 <Clarkson> Picard I'm not gay and I'm not going to meet you for gay sex
59:00 <faux> ...
59:00 <Doodle> stick to your guns clarky
59:00 <Clarkson> u didnt not perform sex wo create them
59:00 <faux> I'm gonna shit in her mail box
59:00 <Doodle> there was more faux i just cbf pasting it all
59:00 <Doodle> cos it will just attract the spastic
59:00 <faux> Do it
59:00 <faux> pm
59:00 <faux> kgo
02:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Alice Cooper - Feed My Frankenstein.mp3 (4.37MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:46)
02:00 <faux> Ehehe alice
03:00 <Doodle> teehehe
03:00 <Doodle> oh speaking of
03:00 <Doodle> did you get all the chopsticks out
03:00 <faux> Ahh
03:00 <faux> shh**
03:00 <flammable> (@Serenity) she was being a cunt to ash
03:00 <flammable> Theres other ashes?
03:00 <faux> Theriddler
03:00 <faux> Is male ash
04:00 <Doodle> lol
04:00 <Doodle> mm
04:00 <Doodle> lol accidentally
04:00 <faux> Eheh
05:00 <Doodle> i should have had a shave
05:00 <Doodle> oh well fuck hey too l8 now
06:00 <faux> Just get rooster 2 claw at ur face
06:00 <faux> I'm sure he won't mind
06:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Aphex Twin - Windowlicker.mp3 (8.41MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 6:07)
06:00 <Doodle> he already does
06:00 <faux> I gtg work on this painting for a bit and huff some paint
07:00 <Doodle> he stretches out on my lap and sticks his claws in my neck and face
07:00 <Doodle> like i am a scratching pole
07:00 <MadScientist> huff some dongs
07:00 <Doodle> k have fun
07:00 <Doodle> eeehhe
07:00 <Serenity> [9:03am] <flammable> Theres other ashes?
07:00 <Serenity> unfortunately
07:00 <Serenity> but his boobs arent as good as yours
07:00 <Clarkson> go find some guys to fuck up the ass again
07:00 <MadScientist> lol
08:00 <Doodle> rude
08:00 <Doodle> thats your opinion sezz
15:00 <Serenity> you like ashes boobs rob?
16:00 <Doodle> i dunno i havent seen them
17:00 <Serenity> im just guessing really that theriddlers tits arent that great
17:00 <Clarkson> she probably hung with the rejects at school and the dole bludging mum didnt care if her marks where shit
18:00 <Doodle> you never know
18:00 <Doodle> they might be crackers
20:00 <Serenity> ill let you have em
20:00 <Serenity> its ok
20:00 <Doodle> ta very much
22:00 <flammable> Rofl
22:00 <flammable> Thanks for that sneaky digit faux
23:00 <flammable> Im keeping it
23:00 <flammable> Mine now
51:00 <Osskkaarr> loll @ you Sarah
51:00 <Osskkaarr> say what you want.. shes not a slut
57:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hullo
58:00 <MadScientist> o/
59:00 <Blitzkrieg> Bit quieter here today than yesterday 
59:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
01:00 <MadScientist> most are still asleep
02:00 <Blitzkrieg> Ah right 
02:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lucky sods
02:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
03:00 <MadScientist> lucky / lazy
04:00 <Blitzkrieg> That too
17:00 <flammable> Its midday whos asleep?? Lol
17:00 <flammable> Lazy
18:00 <Serenity> drug addicts
18:00 <flammable> Silly drugs
19:00 <flammable> I dont do drugs, i fried
19:00 <MadScientist> lol
19:00 <flammable> I hungry, need coffee
20:00 <British^Meat> drugs are kinda cool
20:00 <British^Meat> i wouldnt say dont do drugs
20:00 <Serenity> panadol is mad
20:00 <British^Meat> do some drugs, but not all drugs, definately not all at the same time :|
20:00 <flammable> Lol i was speaking ironically
21:00 <flammable> I do tons of drugs >.>
22:00 <Serenity> prrrlll
24:00 <British^Meat> my drug taking days are dwindling down
25:00 <British^Meat> i like to think that maybe one day when im 60 me and all my mates will get together and have a massive sesh
25:00 <British^Meat> and i'll poop my pants
25:00 <Clarkson> i'm a slut
26:00 <Serenity> i never really had drug taking days
26:00 <Serenity> not like hard drugs
28:00 <faux> Gosh
28:00 <faux> Huffed 2 much paint
28:00 <British^Meat> same, i think id rate pretty low on the "druggo" scale of things
31:00 <British^Meat> but then, compared to the rest of my family, id be pretty HIGH on the scale
31:00 <British^Meat> pun
33:00 <flammable> Im surprised im not more like tisk
33:00 <flammable> Considering what ive done
35:00 <Serenity> sniffing tarzans grip got chris where he is
39:00 <British^Meat> lol
44:00 <Serenity> WHATEVER TOMORROW BRINGS ILL BE THEREE
11:00 <partay> flammable you are cray cray let be honest
12:00 <flammable> I was never denying that
16:00 <partay> ive got a waft of cum all of a sudden
16:00 <Osskkaarr> it's a nice day outside today.. might hook the trailor up and get some stuff
16:00 <faux> Did u fart partay
16:00 <partay> zing
16:00 <faux> lmao
16:00 <faux> making a panini for lunch 
16:00 <faux> Nommm
16:00 <partay> i had grill'd
16:00 <partay> delish
17:00 <faux> Yummy
17:00 <partay> about to wash it down with a bourbon
18:00 <faux> I have leftover eggplant n avocado salad so I'm gonna smash that with my nini
18:00 <partay> this work from home thing is dangerous
18:00 <faux> If it ever hurrys up
18:00 <faux> hunnngry
20:00 <Serenity> EGGPRANT
20:00 <Serenity> yum
27:00 <Serenity> not one fucking brush in the house... go into lilys room n shes got them all stashed in her overnight bag
27:00 <Serenity> fucks sake
28:00 <partay> they should be shaved off anyway 
34:00 <faux> Lol
34:00 <faux> Why does she need so many brushed
34:00 <faux> Kid logic
38:00 <partay> this is the most awesome youtube clip ever 
38:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JozAmXo2bDE
38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Learn to Fly - Foo Fighters Rockin1000 Official Video Views: 2,333,903 Uploader: Rockin' 1000 Uploaded: Jul 30, 2015 Duration: 7m29s Rating: 4.97
02:00 <Serenity> cause shes a weirdo
09:00 <flammable> Hair brushes.
09:00 <flammable> Or other brushes
15:00 <Serenity> hair brushes
16:00 <KiwiEric> r u guiz pickin on me cuz im moauri?
17:00 <faux> Oh god
17:00 <faux> It's back
17:00 <KiwiEric> nice tits wanna fuck
19:00 <KiwiEric> fine ill go fuck myself
19:00 <Clarkson> but when your optimal weight is 85 and you are heading towards 100 it feels like shit
21:00 <Serenity> where have you been taconacho
21:00 <KiwiEric> i donut wanna taco bout it
22:00 <KiwiEric> work or whatevs
24:00 <Serenity> right
29:00 <partay> then Doodle joined in 
30:00 <Doodle> never
35:00 <Doodle> fine maybe a bit
43:00 <Osskkaarr> :)
43:00 <Osskkaarr> Such a nice day :)
46:00 <Blitzkrieg> Doodle always joins in
46:00 <Blitzkrieg> ;) 
46:00 <British^Meat> ooer
48:00 <fawks> so why cnat u seeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee
48:00 <fawks> u belong w meeeeeee
49:00 <Dugnuts> tfif eh
49:00 <Dugnuts> hahah
49:00 <fawks> my brain hurts
51:00 <Blitzkrieg> Too much TS for this early on a Friday
51:00 <Dugnuts> drink time then
51:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
51:00 <Dugnuts> anyways, time to go install ma new purchase in the car
52:00 <fawks> dildo for the drivers seat?
52:00 <Serenity> a dildo shifter?
52:00 <Serenity> LOL
52:00 <fawks> lllllllllllllol
52:00 <Serenity> well shit
52:00 <fawks> dicks on the brain
53:00 <nate> subwoofer
54:00 <flammable> With a dildo attached so when the bass kicks it thrusts
54:00 <Doodle> :/
54:00 <Doodle> what is wrong with you people
54:00 <Serenity> whats wrong with you you mean
54:00 <Blitzkrieg> They all need dick it seems
54:00 <Blitzkrieg> Looool
54:00 <Doodle> i reckon
56:00 <fawks> u need dick
56:00 <Doodle> i have one
56:00 <Doodle> thx
56:00 <fawks> not u
56:00 <Doodle> oh
56:00 <fawks> gosh
56:00 <Doodle> .
56:00 <fawks> not everything is about u
57:00 <Doodle> it bloody is
57:00 <fawks> loll
57:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha
57:00 <fawks> have u heard back
57:00 <MadScientist> Doodles
57:00 <MadScientist> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek0Zf64NVso
57:00 <Doodle> nope
57:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Sand drag race with HUGE turbos! Views: 2,608,223 Uploader: Bjp Race Uploaded: Jan 3, 2013 Duration: 5m18s Rating: 4.70
57:00 <Doodle> got an interview back at my old work monday tho
57:00 <nate> do they need some Doodle
57:00 <Doodle> lol fk those turbos
58:00 <Doodle> yooge
58:00 <fawks> cool
58:00 <fawks> gL
58:00 <Doodle> ty lovely
58:00 <nate> and i thought doodlez stripping days were over
58:00 <Doodle> they are
58:00 <nate> magic doodle xxl
58:00 <fawks> he just does it in the bathtub now
58:00 <Doodle> i just got my car back from being serviced and they disconnected my dash cam
58:00 <Doodle> not happy
59:00 <Doodle> and didnt do a whole heap of stuff they were sposed to
59:00 <fawks> take it back
59:00 <fawks> obv
59:00 <Doodle> yeah i'm gonna call them
59:00 <Doodle> not going back theyre ages away
59:00 <Doodle> and they wont have time to do the rest now anyway
59:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lol @ expecting a dealer to do something properly 
59:00 <nate> ooownedd!~
00:00 <Doodle> well thats why i pay them the big bucks, and cosidering i used to do their job
00:00 <Doodle> but properly
00:00 <Doodle> i expected more
00:00 <Blitzkrieg> True
00:00 <Doodle> like i am not going to notice nobody replaced the spark plugs
00:00 <Doodle> i'm not a 65yo woman
00:00 <Serenity> i need to do mine
00:00 <Serenity> wah
01:00 <Blitzkrieg> Did they change the oil filter? 
01:00 <Doodle> yeah
01:00 <Blitzkrieg> Last dealer that  serviced my old car didn't 
01:00 <Blitzkrieg> Thought I wouldn't notice
01:00 <fawks> cant u change the ursef
01:00 <Doodle> they still need to do the plugs, egr filter, fuel filter and diff oil
02:00 <Doodle> i can fawks
02:00 <Serenity> you need it done by a licensed person if you want to keep yoiur log book up to date fawks
02:00 <Doodle> but i dont want to
02:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yeah
02:00 <fawks> oh
02:00 <Blitzkrieg> Logbook service it was
02:00 <Doodle> plus i dont have the tools anymore
02:00 <Blitzkrieg> They had to do it
02:00 <fawks> gay
03:00 <MadScientist> BRAPPBRAPPBRAPP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohA4QAVSZlw
03:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 2000hp Cummins Diesel Warm Up Views: 1,085,814 Uploader: Diesel Power Uploaded: May 21, 2012 Duration: 1m48s Rating: 4.68
03:00 <fawks> eheheh cummins
06:00 <Serenity> obsessed m8
10:00 <Doodle> lol
17:00 <flammable> That's an engine
19:00 <Doodle> well done
21:00 <flammable> I deserved that gold star
21:00 <Doodle> i know thats why i gave it to you
22:00 <Dugnuts> on second thoughts putting this new stereo in is a bigger job than i originally thought, might do it tomorrow after getting some stuff
22:00 <Doodle> stezza m8
23:00 <flammable> Get baked and install it Dugnuts
23:00 <Dugnuts> sigh
23:00 <flammable> What could go wrong
23:00 <Dugnuts> cant smoke weed
23:00 <Dugnuts> i get tested at work
23:00 <Dugnuts> well
23:00 <Dugnuts> i could
23:00 <Doodle> thats how i do all my mechanical work
23:00 <Dugnuts> at any time
23:00 <Doodle> get smashed
23:00 <Dugnuts> i am doing air traffic control
23:00 <Doodle> find tools
23:00 <Dugnuts> they arent keen on us doing it while stoned
23:00 <flammable> Lol
23:00 <Doodle> i like doing it while stoned
24:00 <Dugnuts> i love doing it while stoned
24:00 <Dugnuts> it all feels awesome
24:00 <Dugnuts> wait
24:00 <Dugnuts> what are we doing?
24:00 <flammable> 'yeah you the plane aimed at the ground, could you just like pull up'
24:00 <Doodle> are you cracking on to me?
24:00 <Dugnuts> dont think so
24:00 <Doodle> lucky
25:00 <flammable> Fuck. Do it you won't you're too scared.
25:00 <Dugnuts> haha what now flammable?
25:00 <flammable> I mean you two, fuck each other
25:00 <Clarkson> [12:06:15] quit talking shit
25:00 <Dugnuts> ohhh
25:00 <Dugnuts> no thanks
26:00 <Dugnuts> not really into dudes
26:00 <flammable> That's a big dirty lie
26:00 <Dugnuts> its not
26:00 <flammable> Is
26:00 <Dugnuts> they just dont turn me on flammable
26:00 <Dugnuts> sorry
26:00 <Dugnuts> and you dont even know how doodle feels about the man love
27:00 <Dugnuts> you are so pushy
27:00 <flammable> Doodle loves it im sure
27:00 <Osskkaarr> Speaking of Doodle, Tell us what happend mate? i'm dyyyying to know :)
28:00 <Doodle> happened?
31:00 <Osskkaarr> that's right mate :)
31:00 <Dugnuts> has Osskkaarr become a bot too?
32:00 <anotherirc3r> pretty sure he's not
32:00 <Dugnuts> he's making just as much sense as one
32:00 <Osskkaarr> Nothing Sebastopol... was going to go there today to pick up some shit... my trailor is full
32:00 <Dugnuts> ...
33:00 <Dugnuts> see
33:00 <anotherirc3r> lol ni
34:00 <Osskkaarr> are you ok Doodle mate?
35:00 <Osskkaarr> GoT nUffiN.. shit talk when no ones around.
36:00 <Dugnuts> Osskkaarr sounds insane
37:00 <amsy> morning
37:00 <^pHANTOM^> afternoon
38:00 <Dugnuts> evening and goodnight
38:00 <Osskkaarr> I'll be busy for bit Doodle ok mate? so you can have your #Melbourne channel back, wouldnt want you to cry.
39:00 <Serenity> so are you and stryker threewaying anotherirc3r now? or is more of a time share type thing
39:00 <Osskkaarr> look out
39:00 <Osskkaarr> she finally comes out and plays
40:00 <Osskkaarr> What did you say to me before Sarah?
40:00 <Serenity> i told you to look after yourself and ill look after me
40:00 <Osskkaarr> [31/07/2015 12:20:36] (Serenity): look i dont care. i dont want to be part of this shit anymore its fucking psychotic
40:00 <Serenity> and it is
40:00 <Osskkaarr> and here you are being a bitch.
40:00 <Serenity> if you're gonna attack people im gonna say something
41:00 <Serenity> unlike her I dont need protection to talk
41:00 <anotherirc3r> you know.. the whole 'slut' thing is getting old
41:00 <anotherirc3r> lol i don't need protection
41:00 <Osskkaarr> She doesnt... i'm doing it on my own.
42:00 <Serenity> oh rubbish. hadnt said a word in days then big mouth last night to ash
42:00 <Serenity> justbecause hes on your side today
42:00 <Serenity> then next week when he hates you again you'll be a little mouse
42:00 <anotherirc3r> Ash was being a dick to me. he just got back what he gave out
42:00 <anotherirc3r> i was drinking last night Serenity hence the talking
43:00 <Serenity> oh what an excuse
43:00 <amsy> wtf
43:00 <anotherirc3r> yeah.. an excuse. of course you're right
44:00 <Osskkaarr> I goTta puT sOcKz oN
45:00 <amsy> Osskkaarr and anotherirc3r are friends again?
45:00 <Osskkaarr> why does it matter to everyone what we are?
46:00 <amsy> i dont know you just kinda make your feelings for her very public
46:00 <Osskkaarr> so.. why does it bother everyone so much? cant i be human for once?
47:00 <Osskkaarr> oh noo.. cant do that.. fuck no
47:00 <Dugnuts> ...
47:00 <amsy> you abused the shit out of her just the other day 
47:00 <Dugnuts> are you drinking right now?
48:00 <Osskkaarr> not everyone is alco like you Dugnuts
49:00 <Dugnuts> so you have no excuse for being an emotional moron then?
49:00 <Dugnuts> good to know
49:00 <anotherirc3r> be nice
49:00 <British^Meat> this be gold :)
49:00 <amsy> its unstable
50:00 <partay> why cant we all be cute like amsy... then we could all get along 
50:00 <Dugnuts> hahah
50:00 <Osskkaarr> amsy, That was my mistake for doing that to her.
51:00 <flammable> Nipples
51:00 <StrykerX> Where? :D
51:00 <partay> now flammable.. shes another story 
51:00 <Dugnuts> haha!
51:00 <amsy> lol
52:00 <partay> you try and put her in your pocket and she'll fuck you up 
52:00 <flammable> Damn give them back!
52:00 <Serenity> flammable is a babe
52:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha too late
52:00 <Serenity> she can do as she damn well pleases
52:00 <Dugnuts> im gonna auction them off
52:00 <Dugnuts> this is some primo stuff
52:00 <flammable> <3
52:00 <flammable> I wish to be op
52:00 <Dugnuts> im sure someone out there wants some quality nipplage like this
52:00 <flammable> Serenity...?
52:00 <partay> flammable pierced nipple is even better 
52:00 <Serenity> not today princess
52:00 <Serenity> lol
53:00 <flammable> They are pierced :)
53:00 <flammable> Damnit!
53:00 <partay> i know 
53:00 <Serenity> we could rub boozies
53:00 <Serenity> it would make a pretty clink sound
53:00 <partay> im looking at them right now 
53:00 <flammable> No you aren't
54:00 <Serenity> me2 partay
54:00 <partay> well not in 3D 
54:00 <partay> but 2D
54:00 <flammable> Or 2d
54:00 <Dugnuts> how rude
54:00 <Dugnuts> partay got your boobies?
54:00 <partay> did u send me someone esles boobs ?
54:00 <Clarkson> I screw over everyone and everything
54:00 <Dugnuts> no fair
55:00 <flammable> I sent you boobs? I should stop doing that
55:00 <Dugnuts> true dat Clarkson
55:00 <Clarkson> FredFlinstone: is uder gay
55:00 <partay> flammable no you shouldnt stop
55:00 <StrykerX> Sharing is caring
55:00 <Dugnuts> you should stop sending them to partay...
55:00 <Dugnuts> :P
55:00 <StrykerX> lolol
55:00 <Serenity> hahaha
55:00 <Dugnuts> share the love
55:00 <Serenity> sleeeeze bags
55:00 <Serenity> tsk tsk
55:00 <flammable> When i don't know where I've sent them yes i should stop
55:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
55:00 <MadScientist> lol
55:00 <Dugnuts> you are sleazier, you just get away with it coz you have your own boobs Serenity
56:00 <Dugnuts> :P
56:00 <partay> its ok.. im  a professional 
56:00 <Serenity> exactly
56:00 <Serenity> its win win
56:00 <Serenity> im gonna sleeze onto fake boobies later
56:00 <Dugnuts> oh yeah
56:00 <Dugnuts> gl with that
58:00 <Serenity> yay
58:00 <Serenity> more boozies
59:00 <Osskkaarr> Wouldn't want to label you as a slut now would we Sarah.. afterall.. you like to flash ya boobies around a lot.
59:00 <Serenity> you can lable me whatever you want
00:00 <Serenity> unlike anotherirc3r i dont need your approval
00:00 <anotherirc3r> i don't need approval Serenity
00:00 <Serenity> bullshit you dont
00:00 <flammable> Lol
00:00 <Serenity> you even said it yourself you do what you do because the attention helps you cope
00:00 <flammable> Why dont you two just kiss and make up
00:00 <flammable> A little tongue is ok
01:00 <Serenity> nooo thanks
01:00 <Serenity> i dont wanna taste the festing cum of 500 irc dudes
01:00 <Clarkson> paste that shit bro
01:00 <anotherirc3r> oh, yes. well, if you say it it must be true
01:00 <Serenity> YOU said it you stupid woman
01:00 <Serenity> or did we just imagine StrykerX and Osskkaarr fighting over you for the last 4 days
01:00 <anotherirc3r> of course i'd be honest with you Serenity
02:00 <flammable> Lollll
02:00 <StrykerX> I wasn't fighting over her.. I was just striking where the iron was hottest. :)
02:00 <Serenity> well now you n dave can be dong brothers
02:00 <ShadowLurker> rubbing peenies
02:00 <StrykerX> Pass.
02:00 <Serenity> too late it seems
02:00 <flammable> Sloppy five-hundred-and-seconds
02:00 <ShadowLurker> put it away
03:00 <amsy> eskimo brothers 
03:00 <anotherirc3r> bor-ing
03:00 <ShadowLurker> then leave
04:00 <Osskkaarr> She doesn't have to
04:00 <anotherirc3r> awww but i really wanted to talk to lovely people like you ShadowLurker
04:00 <flammable> Make like a tree and leave
04:00 <Serenity> It appears this irc channel does not contain the required amount of cock needed to keep her quiet
04:00 <Clarkson> ooo the lil sister in neighbours, her tits are finally coming out
04:00 <Dugnuts> its like a bunch of children
04:00 <StrykerX> Clarkson: That's so a picard line
04:00 <Clarkson> [08:27:06] anideprissant aree shit like a patch over patch
04:00 <TheRon> Clarkson: ?
04:00 <Clarkson> [04:36:41] i love porn but dont think it will ever be my occupation . theres other ways of making legal money
04:00 <British^Meat> did anotherirc3r  use a diff nickname?
04:00 <Serenity> its ok Dugnuts im going in 6 mins
04:00 <Dugnuts> well, im going to go get myself for din dins
05:00 <Dugnuts> some din dins
05:00 <Dugnuts> not for
05:00 <Serenity> rofl
05:00 <Dugnuts> i already have myself
05:00 <Dugnuts> heh
05:00 <ShadowLurker> i would rather remove my brain with a bus than listen to your cum disposal unit
05:00 <Serenity> dunno bm
05:00 <nate> a bus?;p
05:00 <British^Meat> i dont get the hate, ive like, never seen em b4
05:00 <Dugnuts> what should i get
05:00 <Serenity> anything is possible if you try
05:00 <flammable> That kills
05:00 <Serenity> pad thai Dugnuts
05:00 <amsy> lolllll bm i know right
06:00 <Dugnuts> hmm
06:00 <flammable> That kills people carl
06:00 <Dugnuts> oh wait, i may have stuff for tacos
06:00 <amsy> here for a minute and involved in so much drama
06:00 <Serenity> THATS NOT PAD THAI
06:00 <British^Meat> heh amsy ikr
06:00 <Dugnuts> its not
06:00 <amsy> so weird
06:00 <Dugnuts> i dont want noodles
06:00 <flammable> God damn amsy so judgemental
06:00 <Serenity> thats what happens when you mix your festering oyster with one too many hotdogs
06:00 <Dugnuts> but im gonna go need some wraps
06:00 <TheRon> honey mustard chicken
06:00 <Serenity> well done ask next time!
06:00 <Serenity> dont*
06:00 <Dugnuts> hey i can ask for suggestions
07:00 <flammable> Serenity show me your damn boobies already
07:00 <Dugnuts> i dont need to take them
07:00 <Serenity> typical woman
07:00 <Serenity> i mean.. hello
07:00 <flammable> I NEED them
07:00 <Dugnuts> well gee
07:00 <amsy> lol flammable yeah maybe i just logged in one day amd everyone was going to town on her and i was so confused because i hadnt seen the nick before
07:00 <Dugnuts> are you ever gonna get asked more nicely than that Serenity?
07:00 <ShadowLurker> in and around your mouf?
07:00 <Serenity> haha
07:00 <flammable> Roofl
07:00 <Dugnuts> i have the medical report
08:00 <Serenity> she was anonmoron at some point
08:00 <Dugnuts> she needs a dose of serenity's boobs, STAT!
08:00 <ShadowLurker> fitting
08:00 <Serenity> You're not a real dr Dugnuts
08:00 <Dugnuts> its on the chart
08:00 <Dugnuts> i didnt say i was
08:00 <Dugnuts> i said i had the chart
08:00 <flammable> Real enougj
08:00 <flammable> Enougj
08:00 <Dugnuts> cant argue with doctors
08:00 <flammable> Shit. Enough!
08:00 <TheRon> he's not a real doctor but he is a real worm
08:00 <Dugnuts> :P
08:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
08:00 <Serenity> they call him dr worm
09:00 <Dugnuts> im not doctor worm
09:00 <flammable> He is a hungry caterpillar
09:00 <Serenity> hes not a reaalll drr but he is a reall wormm he is an actuallll wormm
09:00 <Dugnuts> ahh well
09:00 <Dugnuts> i tried flammable
09:00 <Dugnuts> time to go get wraps!
09:00 <ShadowLurker> and he likes to play the drums
09:00 <flammable> It was a noble endeavour
09:00 <Serenity> he thinks hes getting good but he can handle critisism
10:00 <Serenity> ok im going. have fun
10:00 <amsy> Doodle
10:00 <flammable> Seeya
10:00 <TheRon> pecker
10:00 <amsy> bye sezz
21:00 <flammable> Tiskertainment in #sydney lol
21:00 <flammable> Hes gonna call the feds on me
21:00 <partay> lol
21:00 <flammable> Im shakin in mah b00tz
22:00 <TheRon> i'm shakin in ma boobz
25:00 <stylesp> hi
27:00 <British^Meat> WHAT!?
27:00 <TheRon> what in the butt
28:00 <flammable> Lets do it in the butt oookayyyy
30:00 <Doodle> amsy
30:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Samwell - What What (In the Butt).mp3 (6.98MB 256kbps Joint Stereo 3:48)
31:00 <stylesp> with lips or his doodle?
31:00 <Doodle> lips ew
31:00 <Doodle> i dont want to burn my kno
31:00 <Doodle> b
31:00 <TheRon> doodle its after 420
31:00 <Doodle> yeh
32:00 <Doodle> i was driving
33:00 <TheRon> van morrison - and it stoned me
33:00 <Doodle> eeheh
34:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Bloc Party - The Prayer (Does It Offend You, Yeah Remix).mp3 (5.99MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:32)
35:00 <British^Meat> hah that reminds me Doodle 
35:00 <Doodle> yes ma'am
35:00 <British^Meat> person sighted on my FB with the last name Cockburn
35:00 <British^Meat> always cracks me up
35:00 <Doodle> loool
35:00 <Doodle> we're such children
35:00 <British^Meat> makes you wonder the origin of that last name...
36:00 <Doodle> [15:35] <Osskkaarr> GoT nUffiN.. shit talk when no ones around.
36:00 <Doodle> i wasnt here dipshit
36:00 <Doodle> and you are the one who shit talks when nobody is around
36:00 <Doodle> projecting again
37:00 <Osskkaarr> I wasn't either.. reject boy.
37:00 <Osskkaarr> Really?
37:00 <stylesp> seems like lovers quarrel going on here
37:00 <flammable> Are you an epson xp-200? Because you're projecting
37:00 <Osskkaarr> Everyome knows if I want to say something.. i'll say it.. I don't hide my shit.
38:00 <flammable> That's a printer lawl
39:00 <stylesp> so flam do you print osskkaarr's shit
39:00 <Clarkson> TheRon drink my cum buddy
39:00 <flammable> I try not to print too much shit it clogs my ink cartridge
39:00 <TheRon> thats just disgusting
39:00 <Clarkson> "i need it for my vagina pain"
39:00 <Doodle> ow
39:00 <Doodle> the worst kind of pain
39:00 <amsy> LOL
40:00 <amsy> clarko
40:00 <Clarkson> mmmmmm 12 yo asian pussy mmmmmmm
40:00 <Doodle> olawd
40:00 <flammable> 12 f cali... Why yes, i do like sex
41:00 <Dugnuts> daddy and uncle jimbo taught you how to do it properly huh?
41:00 <amsy> :/
41:00 <Dugnuts> why not throw incest into the underage pot
42:00 <flammable> I was on irc when i was 12...
42:00 <flammable> Didnt realise it was irc
42:00 <Dugnuts> heh
42:00 <Dugnuts> i got this program called mirc!
42:00 <Dugnuts> all these nice people there wanting to talk to me!
42:00 <Dugnuts> all the boys really liked me there too!
42:00 <Dugnuts> :D
42:00 <Dugnuts> :P
42:00 <flammable> Icq 4
43:00 <Dugnuts> oh man
43:00 <Dugnuts> icq
43:00 <flammable> I seek you
43:00 <Dugnuts> heh
43:00 <Dugnuts> i remember that
43:00 <anotherirc3r> Dugnuts, that's just wrong
43:00 <anotherirc3r> what you said before
43:00 <Dugnuts> which bit?
43:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow.mp3 (9.6MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 10:29)
43:00 <Dugnuts> it was all wrong
43:00 <Dugnuts> i was making fun
43:00 <flammable> Xtraz was great
43:00 <Dugnuts> hmm
43:00 <anotherirc3r> yeah. not funny
43:00 <Dugnuts> dont remember that one
43:00 <Dugnuts> yeah ok
44:00 <flammable> Its the games you could play on icq
44:00 <Dugnuts> ohhh
44:00 <Dugnuts> wait
44:00 <TheRon> i wanna make an aussie sit com in the style of the vicar of dibley called the vicar of ballarat
44:00 <Dugnuts> that does ring a bell
44:00 <Doodle> icq ruled
44:00 <flammable> As in 'extras'
44:00 <Dugnuts> oh i get it
44:00 <Dugnuts> was there a hangman on that?
44:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha 
44:00 <Dugnuts> hangman game?
45:00 <Doodle> lol TheRon, no
45:00 <TheRon> no?
45:00 <TheRon> too early?
45:00 <Doodle> it would be inappropriate
45:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <amsy> msn was cool until they broke it
46:00 <amsy> i wonder if people still use it
46:00 <Doodle> isnt msn skype now
46:00 <Dugnuts> yeah it is
46:00 <British^Meat> i kinda do...
46:00 <Dugnuts> i use skype
46:00 <British^Meat> i mean its always on, yer msn skype
46:00 <Doodle> same
46:00 <Doodle> i skype amsy in the nuddie
46:00 <Dugnuts> nice
46:00 <amsy> lol
46:00 <TheRon> just nude from the waist down
47:00 <Doodle> lol
47:00 <Doodle> bruce roberts stylez
47:00 <Dugnuts> just the important bits
47:00 <flammable> Lol
47:00 <Blitzkrieg> Necj down 
47:00 <Blitzkrieg> Neck *
47:00 <Blitzkrieg> Important bits
47:00 <Doodle> i'm nude from the neck up rn
47:00 <TheRon> bruce roberts trawls for gay man
47:00 <Doodle> ;)
47:00 <Doodle> loool
47:00 <Doodle> like wes cusworth
48:00 <amsy> felt so good to rid my house of dog hair yesterday btw
48:00 <Dugnuts> oh my god DoC
48:00 <Dugnuts> Doodle even
48:00 <Dugnuts> tab failed me
48:00 <amsy> its so nice and clean :')
48:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Big Blue Missile & Scott Weiland - Time Of The Season.mp3 (3.15MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:26)
48:00 <Doodle> nice one amsy
48:00 <Dugnuts> ahh, did you put the dog down at last?
48:00 <amsy> dugnuts :/
48:00 <Dugnuts> no?
49:00 <amsy> stop
49:00 <Dugnuts> so its just a temporary thing then
49:00 <amsy> i was dog sitting
49:00 <Dugnuts> ohhhh
49:00 <Dugnuts> then ^5
49:00 <amsy> and she shed so much hair i cried every day
49:00 <partay> the fucking Doodle sup ?
49:00 <Dugnuts> yup
49:00 <Dugnuts> i hate dog hair
49:00 <Dugnuts> moved into a place once where the previous tenants had a dog
49:00 <Doodle> de fkn ddl
49:00 <Dugnuts> we were still vacuuming dog hair up a year later
49:00 <Doodle> nm
50:00 <Dugnuts> that shit was through the carpet bad
50:00 <amsy> yeh i think i will be too
50:00 <amsy> i dont have carpet though thank god
50:00 <Doodle> i still find hair from the dog me and my ex had
50:00 <Doodle> and he has been dead for years
50:00 <Doodle> so has she
50:00 <TheRon> suffragette city
50:00 <amsy> lol D:
50:00 <Dugnuts> nobody leaves Doodle alive
50:00 <Doodle> lol
51:00 <Doodle> no she is alive and moonlighting as the goodyear blimp now
51:00 <Dugnuts> she can fly?
51:00 <Dugnuts> thats awesome
51:00 <Doodle> ok more like the hindenburg
51:00 <amsy> lol i know i see her at work sometimes
51:00 <Dugnuts> heh
51:00 <Doodle> looool
51:00 <Doodle> oh the humanity!
52:00 <amsy> hahahaha
52:00 <partay> Doodle wow 
52:00 <partay> are you saying you hope the fat bitch is dead ?
52:00 <Dugnuts> heh, you shouldnt have said anything doodle
52:00 <Doodle> well
53:00 <Doodle> in my defence she did try to kill me a few times
53:00 <Dugnuts> ahhh
53:00 <Dugnuts> crazy
53:00 <Doodle> no
53:00 <partay> they're ALL cray cray 
53:00 <Doodle> she just had massive tits
53:00 <partay> Doodle say no moew.. we understand 
53:00 <partay> more*
54:00 <Blitzkrieg> Ballarat 
54:00 <Blitzkrieg> Nuff said 
54:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Paul Lekakis - Boom Boom (Let's Go Back To My Room).mp3 (5.39MB 192kbps Stereo 3:55)
54:00 <partay> then at the other end of the spectrum is amsy with her fried egg bewbs 
54:00 <TheRon> it's ballarat, not much to choose from
54:00 <Doodle> uhh
54:00 <Dugnuts> she must have been well above the crazy/hot line
55:00 <Dugnuts> coz you did say she tried a few times
55:00 <Dugnuts> i mean
55:00 <Dugnuts> 1 time is usually enough
55:00 <Doodle> lol
55:00 <Dugnuts> she mustve been REALLY hot
55:00 <Dugnuts> :P
55:00 <Doodle> i'm a slow learner
55:00 <partay> she had massive tits 
55:00 <TheRon> hard to go past massive breasts
56:00 <Dugnuts> i guess being an ass man boobs are nice
56:00 <Dugnuts> but not everything
56:00 <Doodle> i dont really care, she just had massive tits
56:00 <Dugnuts> heh
56:00 <Doodle> boobs is boobs
56:00 <Doodle> as long as there are 2 or more
57:00 <Doodle> and theyre not in her socks
57:00 <Dugnuts> belt is ok though?
57:00 <Doodle> yuh
57:00 <Dugnuts> cool cool
57:00 <Doodle> belt/gunt area
57:00 <Dugnuts> gunt
57:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
58:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Lucas - Lucas With The Lid Off.mp3 (3.68MB 128kbps Stereo 4:01)
58:00 <British^Meat> lol oh gawd
59:00 <Doodle> heheee
00:00 <Dugnuts> heh, i hope i have the right idea of what a gunt is
00:00 <Doodle> you do
00:00 <Dugnuts> heh
00:00 <TheRon> sussudio
01:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Phil Collins & Genesis - Sussudio.mp3 (4.01MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:22)
01:00 <Doodle> pew peww
01:00 <Dugnuts> wooo lazar beems
05:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Major Lazer - Bubble Butt.mp3 (6.78MB 192kbps Mono 4:56)
07:00 <Osskkaarr> Hi Doodle mate, Are you ok today? :)
07:00 <Doodle> trollololll
07:00 <partay> lol
07:00 <Osskkaarr> Where? it's just a question mate.
08:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTSA_sWGM44
08:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Trololo... The Full Original Version. Views: 8,716,698 Uploader: zoomadood Uploaded: Mar 4, 2010 Duration: 4m56s Rating: 4.63
09:00 <Osskkaarr> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMAnCgjeZ4Q
09:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: PURELY DEF - U MAD BRO?!?! (A SONG FOR TROLLING) Views: 1,455,047 Uploader: PurelyDef Uploaded: Jul 25, 2011 Duration: 1m26s Rating: 4.80
09:00 <Doodle> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BKZY7qzCcAAH1W_.jpg
10:00 <TheRon> phil collins - you can't hurry love
14:00 <Osskkaarr> Better luck next time hey Doodle mate :)
14:00 <Dugnuts> haha
14:00 <British^Meat> lol dis guy
15:00 <partay> Osskkaarr are you a spastic 
16:00 <TheRon> he is retired
16:00 <Osskkaarr> Yeah... wanna push me around in my wheelchair?
17:00 <partay> ill push you in front of a semi 
17:00 <Osskkaarr> I'll look forward to it :)
17:00 <TheRon> Osskkaarr: drops his pants and goes "lokk at dis!"
17:00 <TheRon> look]\
17:00 <Osskkaarr> haha
18:00 <Dugnuts> is that a resting BitchFace?
18:00 <BitchFace> yep
19:00 <partay> rbf
19:00 <Dugnuts> heh
19:00 <TheRon> phil collins - separate lives
19:00 <Doodle> hmm
19:00 <Doodle> hungry
19:00 <BitchFace> im ordering thai but i dont know what i want
20:00 <TheRon> ordering dominos?
20:00 <Dugnuts> hmmm
20:00 <Dugnuts> Serenity suggested pad thai earlier
20:00 <Dugnuts> i was more up for tacos
20:00 <Doodle> nah i dont want no ethnic food
20:00 <TheRon> i'm ordering thai, but it's not food
20:00 <Doodle> lolol
20:00 <Dugnuts> heh
20:00 <BitchFace> ohhh i am avoiding tacos atm after being so sick from it yesterday 
20:00 <Dugnuts> sick from tacos?
20:00 <Dugnuts> dont blame the tacos
21:00 <partay> lol TheRon .. thats the spirit 
21:00 <Dugnuts> blame the cook!
21:00 <Dugnuts> tacos are innocent
21:00 <Dugnuts> dont you ever say otherwise
21:00 <Doodle> she probably had the mince raw cos her family do that
21:00 <partay> TheRon dont forget pics 
21:00 <Doodle> weirdos
21:00 <Doodle> :P
21:00 <BitchFace> taco mince = bad bad bad and i did blame the cook once my gallbladder pain went 
21:00 <Dugnuts> i see
21:00 <Dugnuts> im having chicken tacos
22:00 <Doodle> nom
22:00 <TheRon> stay away from tuna taco
23:00 <Dugnuts> eww
24:00 <TheRon> pad thai, is that just a chubby thai chick??
24:00 <Dugnuts> nurp
28:00 <BitchFace> ok dinner is ordered
28:00 <Dugnuts> pizza?
28:00 <Dugnuts> chinese?
28:00 <Dugnuts> thai?
28:00 <Dugnuts> whachoo get
28:00 <partay> pussy ?
28:00 <TheRon> deep fried goats testicles?
28:00 <BitchFace> thai
28:00 <Dugnuts> nom
28:00 <BitchFace> got a hot green curry, panang curry, rice, steamed dimsims and prawn cakes
29:00 <Dugnuts> nice
29:00 <BitchFace> and the kids are eating maccas win lol
29:00 <Dugnuts> although im a huge wuss
29:00 <Dugnuts> no hot curry for me
29:00 <TheRon> its not a curry unless it burns at both ends
29:00 <BitchFace> im having the panang curry the other half is having the green one
29:00 <Dugnuts> says you
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> Man up Erin
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lollll
30:00 <Dugnuts> urg
31:00 <Dugnuts> no way
31:00 <BitchFace> hello no not when i was so fucking sick yesterday!
32:00 <TheRon> beer?
32:00 <Dugnuts> solves everything
32:00 <TheRon> it really does
33:00 <TheRon> billy don't lose my number
33:00 <Lumeah> Its the  only one u want 
33:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yyo
34:00 <Blitzkrieg> Er
34:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yup
34:00 <Blitzkrieg> Beer is a cureall
34:00 <Blitzkrieg> Also I was scrolled up :/
36:00 <faux> Good
36:00 <faux> God I'm so hangry
36:00 <faux> I could eat grass
36:00 <Dugnuts> crap
36:00 <Clarkson> dont start shit :P
36:00 <Dugnuts> not hangry
36:00 <TheRon> spatchcock?
36:00 <Dugnuts> run!
37:00 <BitchFace> come for dinner faux... or u can go to the inlaws she is making grass pies
37:00 <faux> What u making
37:00 <TheRon> honey mustard chicken
37:00 <BitchFace> i am making... thai..... ok ok so i ordered
38:00 <TheRon> faux summer of '69
39:00 <TheRon> thats the way slap a woman let her know who's boss
39:00 <Blitzkrieg> Who is Unresolved? 
40:00 <Unresolved> im Unresolved
40:00 <Unresolved> :D
40:00 <BitchFace> ok i am out of here to break up a domestic before my tv gets hurt or a child get strangled by an ipad cord
40:00 <faux> Hey aleco
41:00 <Unresolved> lol
41:00 <Unresolved> hay hay 
41:00 <Unresolved> long time 
41:00 <faux> How are ya
41:00 <faux> ikr
41:00 <Unresolved> im good just finished work
41:00 <faux> oo working
41:00 <Unresolved> now i have to do some graphics 
41:00 <faux> What u doing 
41:00 <TheRon> go storm
41:00 <faux> brb 
41:00 <Unresolved> musicician 
41:00 <Unresolved> blah 
41:00 <Unresolved> musician*
41:00 <Unresolved> i thought u knew already 
42:00 <TheRon> i blessed the rains down in africa
43:00 <Osskkaarr> [Australian Crawl - Reckless] - (5:27/128kbps)
44:00 <TheRon> she don't like that kind of behaviuor
44:00 <faux> Nah I didn't know u did it for work
45:00 <TheRon> west tigers or storm?
46:00 <faux> Storm
46:00 <Dugnuts> it is melbourne afterall
46:00 <TheRon> go strom
47:00 <TheRon> in sydney
47:00 <Dugnuts> yup
48:00 <faux> BACANISIMO
48:00 <faux> Fuck this annoying foreign song is stuck in my head
48:00 <faux> And I don't even know what it means
48:00 <faux> Lol. 
48:00 <faux> I just keep saying bacanisimo
48:00 <Unresolved> what u have tigers in a storm ?
48:00 <partay> storm
48:00 <TheRon> we built this city on rock n roll
48:00 <Unresolved> in the west 
48:00 <Unresolved> ?
49:00 <TheRon> Unresolved: do you think before speaking?
49:00 <Unresolved> sounded funnier in my head
49:00 <faux> lol
49:00 <Unresolved> :(
49:00 <partay> lol
49:00 <faux> derp
49:00 <Unresolved> thinking is for pussies 
49:00 <partay> faux cowbos premiers 
49:00 <faux> lollll
49:00 <faux> If they win the premiership ill send u my hair in the mail 
50:00 <Osskkaarr> [Lisa Edwards - Cry] - (4:35/158kbps(vbr))
50:00 <Unresolved> footy ?
50:00 <Unresolved> so gay lol
50:00 <Clarkson> she's tryin get in on OUR shit bro
51:00 <Doodle> pubic hair?
52:00 <faux> Don't be silly
52:00 <faux> Back hair
52:00 <Doodle> onice
52:00 <Doodle> thats hot
52:00 <faux> Ikr
52:00 <faux> Bacanisimo 
52:00 <faux> Omg
52:00 <faux> CN someone tell me what that word means
52:00 <Doodle> google translate
52:00 <faux> I'm on my phone cbf
53:00 <partay> CN ?
53:00 <faux> ..
53:00 <faux> Can
53:00 <faux> U fuck
53:00 <partay> haha
54:00 <partay> its a made up word
54:00 <Dugnuts> according to google bacanisimo doesnt mean anything
55:00 <faux> Stupid foreign song
55:00 <Dugnuts> cant trust em
55:00 <partay> faux maybe youre drunk
55:00 <faux> I haven't started drinking yet
56:00 <faux> And I never drink to get drunk
56:00 <partay> i just cracked my 2nd
56:00 <faux> Drunk people gross me out
56:00 <partay> same im not a big drinker 
56:00 <faux> I enjoy wine and it drink in often but ill have a glass a two 
56:00 <partay> ill have 4 or 5 
56:00 <faux> If I drink more ill be like weeeeeee
57:00 <faux> But I never drink to excess where I feel disgusting and need to vom n shit
58:00 <faux> I have some red dad brought over he bought like like a whole box and gave me a couple bottles
58:00 <faux> Nommm
59:00 <Osskkaarr> [Midnight Oil - Power and the Passion] - (5:41/112kbps)
05:00 <Osskkaarr> [Pseudo Echo - Listening] - (5:36/128kbps)
08:00 <Osskkaarr> Hello to alllll my friends :)
09:00 <partay> what friends 
11:00 <simba> lol
12:00 <Osskkaarr> [Queen - Radio Ga Ga] - (5:44/128kbps)
13:00 <TheRon> the nips are getting bigger
14:00 <invizzi> that song is very mysterious
15:00 <TheRon> doctor the nips are getting bigger
15:00 <doctor> good times, the economy must be flourishing
15:00 <Osskkaarr> All we hear is IRC Ga Ga IRC goo goo
16:00 <invizzi> lets have an intellectual debate
16:00 <TheRon> BREASTS!
16:00 <StrykerX> TheRon: yes!
16:00 <invizzi> i saw some nice big ones today
16:00 <StrykerX> TheRon: Is there anything they can't do?!
16:00 <TheRon> nothing at all
16:00 <StrykerX> Exactly!
17:00 <simba> turn you on?
17:00 <invizzi> ive never seen underboob in real life
17:00 <TheRon> :(
18:00 <invizzi> http://www.babes-and-stuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/underboob-the-best-of-28.jpg
18:00 <Osskkaarr> [Ratcat - That Aint Bad] - (4:03/128kbps)
22:00 <TheRon> deni hines - that word (L.O.V.E)
30:00 <invizzi> i saw a doco on sbs about this resort in venezuela. that gives you a gf
30:00 <Unresolved> so then y u still single ?
30:00 <invizzi> i only just saw it
31:00 <Unresolved> chop chop 
31:00 <Unresolved> xD
31:00 <TheRon> latino with huge arse?
31:00 <Unresolved> brazil is where its at
31:00 <invizzi> hopefully
31:00 <Unresolved> just be carefull brazil bitches not loyal
31:00 <Clarkson> adults who call things gay are really still children
31:00 <invizzi> thats a gay statement
31:00 <Clarkson> window lickers stoking the fire all night, no privacy to even wank lol
31:00 <simba> gay comment
32:00 <simba> OL
32:00 <Unresolved> well yea 
32:00 <Unresolved> Growing up is a trap
32:00 <Unresolved> so 
32:00 <partay> lol
32:00 <simba> growing up is an illuminati driven agenda
32:00 <partay> clarkson should reveal who he gets his quotes from.. some are gold 
32:00 <Clarkson> if u can master all three, ur a fucking legend
33:00 <Unresolved> i got my wife take away today 
33:00 <StrykerX> lollll
33:00 <Unresolved> i just hope the guys from the mental institution get here soon
33:00 <TheRon> seal - let's stay together
34:00 <Osskkaarr> [Rogue Traders - We're Coming Home] - (3:21/128kbps)
37:00 <TheRon> get outta my dreams, get into my car
38:00 <Osskkaarr> [Roxette - The Look [Visible Mix]] - (6:12/263kbps(vbr))
39:00 <Unresolved> lol
40:00 <StrykerX> looooooooooooool
40:00 <partay> ahhhh wife free evening 
41:00 <partay> *rubs hands together*
42:00 <TheRon> getting a hooker?
42:00 <TheRon> whats love got to do with it?
42:00 <invizzi> i wanna get a backseat gal
43:00 <TheRon> whats ove but a second hand emotion
45:00 <Osskkaarr> [Roxette - The Look [Live Sydney]] - (5:32/192kbps)
45:00 <TheRon> bro saw them live in melbourne
45:00 <TheRon> she got a bad back
46:00 <Osskkaarr> 91
46:00 <TheRon> earlier this year
46:00 <Osskkaarr> nah.. tumor
47:00 <TheRon> damn
48:00 <TheRon> don't stop till you get enough
51:00 <Osskkaarr> [Royal Gigolos - Self Control [2005]] - (4:14/128kbps)
58:00 <TheRon> you're out of touch, you're out of time
59:00 <Osskkaarr> [Tears For Fears - Everybody Wants to Rule the World] - (4:11/128kbps)
03:00 <TheRon> hip to be square
03:00 <Lumeah> Hip to be square 
04:00 <simba> hip to be square
05:00 <Dugnuts> sooo hip to be a square!
06:00 <simba> do you like huey lewis and the news?
06:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzN3qO-qc8U
06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: American Psycho - Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? Views: 1,741,044 Uploader: ScottYancy Uploaded: Aug 7, 2009 Duration: 2m27s Rating: 4.93
06:00 <Osskkaarr> [The Knack - My Sharona] - (4:58/128kbps)
06:00 <TheRon> who doesnt?
06:00 <simba> poor jared
07:00 <StrykerX> Keen as for Hawks vs Tigers
07:00 <StrykerX> Winner either way. :D
07:00 <TheRon> subway jared?
07:00 <StrykerX> Someone slapped $150k on Hawks to win
07:00 <StrykerX> Only returns $4k 
07:00 <StrykerX> looooooooooool
07:00 <TheRon> go tigers
07:00 <partay> Lumeah tits or gtfo
08:00 <Clarkson> might want to get a reality check on that one gambler you sad cunt
08:00 <TheRon> seems fair
10:00 <invizzi> im sick of this waleed aly block and lefty sermons ever week
10:00 <TheRon> that word l.o.v.e
10:00 <TheRon> love
15:00 <TheRon> i love it when we're cruisin' together
17:00 <Lumeah> Partay : you know what to dom
17:00 <Lumeah> Do*
18:00 <TheRon> when will i will i be famous
19:00 <StrykerX> TheRon: Good song
20:00 <Lumeah> I can't answer, i can't answer that 
21:00 <StrykerX> TheRon: What age of music is your cutoff?
21:00 <TheRon> i like the 90's
22:00 <StrykerX> lol
30:00 <Lumeah> Love that rocking 1000 fooies vid. 
42:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
43:00 <Osskkaarr> Loll @ TheRiddler.. who';s twofaced bro?
43:00 <Osskkaarr> I better not ask this.. people will cry.
46:00 <Osskkaarr> [Eric Carmen - Make Me Lose Control] - (4:41/128kbps)
47:00 <KiwiEric> r u guiz pickin on me cuz im moauri?
47:00 <Dugnuts> you still cant fucking spell it
47:00 <Dugnuts> and you know what
47:00 <anotherirc3r> yes KiwiEric
47:00 <Dugnuts> this time
47:00 <Dugnuts> yes
47:00 <anotherirc3r> that's exactly why
47:00 <Dugnuts> fuck you KiwiEric
48:00 <KiwiEric> fuck me
48:00 <Clarkson> glenn beck is turning into a fucking bigger retard thabn i ever really imagined
48:00 <anotherirc3r> lol such hostility
49:00 <KiwiEric> irc is full of love <3
49:00 <Dugnuts> just sick of the same crap
49:00 <StrykerX> Get used to it on here
49:00 <StrykerX> lol
49:00 <KiwiEric> Dugnuts, yes, highlighting how the same old crap is boring - is the essence of my troll
50:00 <faux> It's so gross when people label themselves as trolls
50:00 <Dugnuts> especially when they are just idiots
50:00 <KiwiEric> what would you call it?
50:00 <KiwiEric> I type a sentence and Dugnuts rages
50:00 <KiwiEric> and I just lol
51:00 <faux> He's not raging he just thinks ur dimb
51:00 <faux> Dumb
51:00 <faux> Big difference 
51:00 <KiwiEric> o ok
51:00 <Dugnuts> i was hoping you might do somethign different if i said yes
51:00 <KiwiEric> ur so smert
51:00 <faux> Ur not a troll ur an idiot lol soz 2 disappoint 
51:00 <Dugnuts> but nope, you just shut up
51:00 <Osskkaarr> Settle down faux.. your tampon might fall out.
51:00 <KiwiEric> tampon has a crimp in it
51:00 <faux> Did that make sense in your head polly
52:00 <Osskkaarr> How much piss have you had?
52:00 <KiwiEric> well half a trout or whatevs
52:00 <faux> I'm not drinking lol.... shouldn't u be asking yourself that. Staying on irc til 5am with ur cum slut drinking and abusing people
52:00 <Clarkson> both points need to be touched, a closed circuit in order for the capiciter to release its cum of a zap on me
53:00 <faux> omgosh guise so drunk on soda water derp derp typo derp
54:00 <Osskkaarr> faux, and you wonder why yeah? and she's not a slut.
55:00 <Osskkaarr> Have a joke with ya.. and you crack the shits like a slut.
55:00 <Clarkson> Did you party with them and squish your boobs up against the perspex wall in support of their achievement? 
55:00 <KiwiEric> yeah she just fucks many other guys!
55:00 <faux> I wonder why what? And that's not what u said 2 days ago
55:00 <Clarkson> i dont have dreams about men having sex with other men
55:00 <TheRiddler> sezz
55:00 <KiwiEric> not a slut
55:00 <Clarkson> my mates like to make superteams and do a draft and shit but its so boring everyone just has awesome teams and its basically who gets luckiest
55:00 <TheRiddler> 7 days to die is 50% off
55:00 <faux> sez isn't here ash
55:00 <TheRiddler> ohh
55:00 <faux> She's gone away for the weekend 
55:00 <TheRiddler> oh right
55:00 <KiwiEric> sez isn't here? must be a slut
56:00 <TheRiddler> stfu KiwiEric
56:00 <Osskkaarr> shes goNe to SluT it uP in the OuTDoOrz
56:00 <KiwiEric> slut on
56:00 <KiwiEric> who cares about sluts anyway
56:00 <KiwiEric> i like sluts
56:00 <Clarkson> yeh but im not gay
57:00 <faux> lies clarky
57:00 <Clarkson> ACTION shits on h20 chooks anywayss
01:00 <KiwiEric> faux send me dick pics plz
01:00 <faux> no
02:00 <KiwiEric> :(
02:00 <Osskkaarr> she'll send you her smoo pix though.. cause that's what she's known for "AustNet smoo slut pix"
03:00 <Osskkaarr> son
03:00 <Osskkaarr> you're back
03:00 <muppet> yeah
03:00 <simba> <FakeID> anotherirc3r And I are dating.. we fucked last night! In a deep relationshiop and this is for realz peoples.. not some IRC bullshit,. reals. :)
03:00 <elena> smoo pics are the norm on austnet
03:00 <Doodle> lmao
03:00 <Osskkaarr> Look out.. simba wants to have a crack
03:00 <elena> you never even had to ask
03:00 <simba> wants to or pwned you
03:00 <muppet> smoo pics eh
04:00 <Osskkaarr> simba, Yeah I said that... what now farmboy?
04:00 <simba> <anotherirc3r> we aren't and we didn't
04:00 <faux> Farm?!
04:00 <faux> What even
04:00 <muppet> haha farm boy
04:00 <simba> dont engage his retardation
04:00 <Osskkaarr> and here you are pasting simba.. good one.
04:00 <Osskkaarr> :)
04:00 <simba> just wanted 2 embarass u
05:00 <muppet> Ian Cussick - Runaway Train (Forever [1994]) [08:23]
05:00 <faux> :)
05:00 <simba> :)
05:00 <simba> lol
05:00 <Osskkaarr> I like that.. havnt you noticed I like to be made fun of?
05:00 <Osskkaarr> :)
05:00 <StrykerX> :)
05:00 <Dugnuts> you really are crazy arent you
05:00 <muppet> ;D?
06:00 <simba> :O
06:00 <faux> :p
06:00 <simba> :D
06:00 <Osskkaarr> oh yeah man.. i'm so crazy
06:00 <Dugnuts> as in touched
06:00 <faux> :)
06:00 <Dugnuts> not the fun kind of crazy
06:00 <Osskkaarr> Pick on the crazy person.
06:00 <Osskkaarr> :)
06:00 <faux> looooll
06:00 <Dugnuts> seriously, what is wrong with you
06:00 <muppet> what happened after my internet was cut last night
06:00 <KiwiEric> Osskkaarr, i called ur mum to tell on you but instead we're going on a date
07:00 <faux> lool
07:00 <simba> damn, shouldve said picked off
07:00 <muppet> lol
07:00 <StrykerX> lol
07:00 <faux> lol
07:00 <simba> lol
07:00 <TheRiddler> lLOL
07:00 <faux> killed it
07:00 <muppet> lel
07:00 <StrykerX> You know it's a slow night when it comes down to everyone repeating each other.
08:00 <faux> ok farmboy
08:00 <KiwiEric> StrykerX, r u picking on me cuz im moauri?
08:00 <Dugnuts> lol bandwagon
10:00 <StrykerX> simba: Do you really live on a farm?
10:00 <faux> wow
10:00 <StrykerX> Legit question.. I don't know him.
10:00 <StrykerX> lol
10:00 <simba> lol
10:00 <faux> wooooow
10:00 <faux> Can u not
10:00 <simba> ask josh
10:00 <faux> believe anything that comes out of pollypockets mouth
10:00 <simba> dont you get your info from him?
10:00 <muppet> he lives under some scaff
11:00 <faux> Does panda still cum on
11:00 <Clarkson> sayin somethin "i guess you've just gotta pick it up and get back out there" or some cheesy shit like that
11:00 <simba> no he got pwned by the top
12:00 <faux> lol
13:00 <StrykerX> loll
13:00 <StrykerX> Fair call faux
13:00 <muppet> holy fucken god. thank fuck today is over
14:00 <Clarkson> thats fucking even hotter
14:00 <muppet> Curtis Stigers - I Wonder Why (Curtis Stigers [1991]) [04:27]
14:00 <muppet> seriously it started with my internet getting cut at midnight
14:00 <muppet> im unemployed so i started freaking out about job applications etc
14:00 <muppet> so i go to ring iinet
14:00 <muppet> fucken mobiles been cut off too
14:00 <StrykerX> Job application = porn
14:00 <StrykerX> lol
14:00 <muppet> i spent 5 fucking hours today running around, using the macas wifi
14:00 <Clarkson> i bounce off the walls on that shit
15:00 <muppet> get a pre paid sim, fucken get a hold of iinet, sort the shit out
15:00 <TheRiddler> go tigers
15:00 <TheRiddler> not that I like tigers
15:00 <StrykerX> Hawks are getting dominated
15:00 <muppet> i bet i missed out on like 80 grand a year this morning because my phone would said it was disconnected
15:00 <Dugnuts> storm is smashing it
15:00 <StrykerX> Prolly cause someone dropped $150 on them
15:00 <StrykerX> $150k
15:00 <StrykerX> Fixed game much?
16:00 <muppet> and to top it off im on day 3 of no smokes
16:00 <TheRiddler> but ppl are calling hawks already gf winners
16:00 <muppet> i used a payphone for the first time in 17 fucking years last night
16:00 <muppet> in the rain
16:00 <Clarkson> it was 50 degrees in parts of brisbane today, fuk thats hot
16:00 <TheRiddler> and even 1 betting place payed out bets
16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:00 <Dugnuts> there are still payphones?
16:00 <Dugnuts> damn
16:00 <muppet> felt really 80s but it wasnt magical like i thought it would be
16:00 <Dugnuts> i havent seen one in years
16:00 <muppet> yeah theres one of 5 left in the country at the end of my street
16:00 <Dugnuts> as a scout we used to have to be sure we had 30c on us for a phonecall
16:00 <Dugnuts> then 40c when the price went up
17:00 <muppet> yeah that call to iinet at midnight cost me 50 fucking cents
17:00 <Clarkson> your tits pics, 
17:00 <muppet> they still dont give change
17:00 <muppet> theres coke amchines i can walk past with my phone and they shoot cans of pop at me
17:00 <muppet> telstra payphone  still doesnt give change
18:00 <StrykerX> Do people still jam them with sticks and shit?
18:00 <muppet> Nickelback - Million Miles An Hour (No Fixed Address [2014]) [04:11]
19:00 <muppet> this one said there was a coin jam
19:00 <muppet> however it worked fine when i put a coin in
21:00 <StrykerX> loll
23:00 <Dugnuts> hello couleurs
23:00 <Dugnuts> how are you this evening
23:00 <doctor> koolios
23:00 <couleurs> hello boys
24:00 <couleurs> me ok n u
26:00 <muppet> i put on facebook 1 like = i'll get drunk
26:00 <muppet> then liked it
26:00 <muppet> people dont get it, its just racking up like after like
26:00 <erlich> lol
27:00 <muppet> Rush - Red Sector A (Grace Under Pressure [1984]) [05:09]
27:00 <erlich> LeT's PArTy
28:00 <couleurs> windows 10 pro is $269 u guys that's a bit... rich... HEheEHheh -_-
28:00 <doctor> that was the skull trumpet meme thing
28:00 <doctor> le epic maymays
28:00 <couleurs> agreed.
29:00 <doctor> i still say "me mes" when i see that word
31:00 <couleurs> me me 2
31:00 <nate> cant say no to cc's
32:00 <muppet> Poets of the Fall - The Distance (Temple of Thought (Bonus Edition) [2012]) [05:03]
32:00 <erlich> k k
33:00 <StrykerX> COME ON HAWKS
33:00 <StrykerX> Pick up ya feckin game!
40:00 <muppet> Journey - Girl Can't Help It (Raised On Radio [1986]) [03:51]
41:00 <couleurs> https://41.media.tumblr.com/f694895600ec7bd641ad1eaeb6fa700d/tumblr_n59xeoo4yd1sv44wno1_540.jpg
41:00 <couleurs> me irl
42:00 <muppet> hahaha
42:00 <StrykerX> GO HAWKS
42:00 <StrykerX> yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
42:00 <couleurs> Taste da Rainbow.
43:00 <muppet> why am i listening to journey real loud
43:00 <muppet> Journey - Positive Touch (Raised On Radio [1986]) [04:17]
43:00 <faux> Cos ur a faggot
43:00 <faux> eehehe
44:00 <faux> DONT STOP BELIEIVVIVVIVNNGGGGG
44:00 <dematerialised> what year is it?
44:00 <faux> speaking of fgts
44:00 <muppet> (apart from the fact, opbviously, like you dont know this -- raised on radio is easily the ultimate studio album. perfect production, an LPfull of singles. incredible.)
44:00 <StrykerX> 2008
44:00 <faux> Hi demat
44:00 <faux> ehehe
44:00 <dematerialised> herro
44:00 <faux> 1982
44:00 <dematerialised> my idents and shit ahve all changed because of new server
44:00 <Clarkson> I'm going to get milk you fucking arse
44:00 <dematerialised> fucking suxxxxx so much shit to fix
45:00 <faux> Milk my ass clarkson
45:00 <Clarkson> Stupid porn has ruined me.
46:00 <muppet> that half a glass of bundy really calmed me right down
52:00 <muppet> Journey - Once You Love Somebody (Raised On Radio [1986]) [04:40]
55:00 <couleurs> bye elena my love
55:00 <muppet> i went to click like on that
57:00 <muppet> Van Halen - Mine All Mine (OU812 [1988]) [05:14]
57:00 <thestig> did u get your spotify script?
57:00 <muppet> nah
57:00 <muppet> ...
59:00 <couleurs> spoterfy!!!!!!!!!!
00:00 <muppet> SPEGY EN MERBERLS
01:00 <couleurs> i'm jessy j irl
02:00 <muppet> Van Halen - Source Of Infection (OU812 [1988]) [04:02]
03:00 <couleurs> xD
06:00 <Doodle> HaS aNyOnE sEeN mY MaTe FakeID?
07:00 <couleurs> nOpE
07:00 <muppet> no, but would yopu like a mi goreng
07:00 <Doodle> good
07:00 <Doodle> nothx lol
07:00 <muppet> \~~~/
07:00 <couleurs> mi goreng 2 go make me going
08:00 <thestig> dooooooodle
09:00 <Doodle> sup g
11:00 <muppet> King's X - Legal Kill (Faith Hope Love [1990]) [04:43]
14:00 <couleurs> bye creepy ryan` dude
15:00 <muppet> Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch (15 [2006]) [03:25]
15:00 <muppet> hahaha. strange fellow
15:00 <muppet> hi Lish
15:00 <Lish> Hi
15:00 <muppet> what are you up to
16:00 <Lish> Watching Chicago PD
16:00 <muppet> whats that? i bought the plasma about 45 years ago and never actually plugged in an aerial
17:00 <muppet> er
17:00 <muppet> 5 years ago
17:00 <Lish> It's a police TV show 
17:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
17:00 <Dugnuts> i just smashed it in cs:go without any sound
17:00 <muppet> like police tun suvin
18:00 <partay> Dugnuts cs is old skool
18:00 <Dugnuts> it is
18:00 <Dugnuts> cs:go is good
18:00 <Dugnuts> not like source
18:00 <Dugnuts> cs for the modern age
18:00 <Dugnuts> its a lot of fun
19:00 <partay> still a fuckoad of hackers ?
19:00 <Dugnuts> nope
19:00 <Dugnuts> none
19:00 <Dugnuts> well
19:00 <Dugnuts> not none
19:00 <Dugnuts> but not many
19:00 <Dugnuts> and the ones that do
19:00 <Dugnuts> are obvious
19:00 <Dugnuts> they have this community judgement thing
19:00 <couleurs> FiFa or ByE
19:00 <Doodle> like irc?
19:00 <Dugnuts> so people who are reported, other people can review the footage, and decide if they are hacking
19:00 <Dugnuts> so hackers get banned very quickly
19:00 <Doodle> oh
19:00 <Doodle> not like irc
19:00 <Dugnuts> no
20:00 <Dugnuts> no the assholes never get kicked from here doodle
20:00 <Dugnuts> thank fuck
20:00 <Doodle> where the deer & the antelope play
20:00 <Dugnuts> or i'd be gone :P
20:00 <dematerialised> ive had two people i've reported banned permanently
20:00 <Doodle> lol
20:00 <Dugnuts> and seldom is heard
20:00 <dematerialised> feelsgoodman.png
20:00 <Dugnuts> a discouraging word
20:00 <Dugnuts> ;)
20:00 <Dugnuts> people who hack tho usually use bullshit accounts
20:00 <Dugnuts> and just buy another copy for $12
21:00 <muppet> hi HrnyGrl_96
21:00 <HrnyGrl_96> hi
21:00 <muppet> what are you up to
21:00 <partay> yah i used to rock cs 1998 
21:00 <HrnyGrl_96> not much
21:00 <muppet> Eclipse - Hometown Calling (Are You Ready To Rock MMXIV [2014]) [03:16]
22:00 <muppet> not much? like what not much
22:00 <Dugnuts> yeah, the last game i had 2 fuckers smurfing and deliberately trying to lose, trying to derank
22:00 <muppet> im sitting here drinking a glass of straight rum
22:00 <Dugnuts> i brought us back from 11:3 to 12:12
22:00 <Dugnuts> then we lost 16:14
22:00 <muppet> like a baws
22:00 <TheRiddler> rum on the rocks?
22:00 <Doodle> whats wrong with gay rum
22:00 <Doodle> homophobe
22:00 <partay> HrnyGrl_96 hows they hanging ?
23:00 <muppet> yeah, ice
23:00 <Dugnuts> oh wait
23:00 <muppet> hi femaleIndian
23:00 <TheRiddler> what brand?
23:00 <Dugnuts> ALL LADIES
23:00 <Dugnuts> TALK TO ME
23:00 <Dugnuts> i am da man
23:00 <Doodle> loool
23:00 <Dugnuts> there we go
23:00 <muppet> bundy red 100 proof
23:00 <Dugnuts> job done
23:00 <TheRiddler> eww
23:00 <Doodle> yes talk to Dugnuts
23:00 <Dugnuts> yup
23:00 <Dugnuts> dont bother doodle
23:00 <TheRiddler> I hate the red 1
23:00 <muppet> oh, ill be having a turkey shortly i think
23:00 <HrnyGrl_96> my breasts are too small to hang if you must know
23:00 <Dugnuts> he gets enough attention
23:00 <Doodle> yeah
23:00 <muppet> looks like im drinking dinner again tonight
23:00 <Dugnuts> he
23:00 <Doodle> nah
23:00 <Dugnuts> hey
23:00 <Doodle> i dont want the attention
23:00 <Doodle> lol
23:00 <Dugnuts> any more than a handful is a waste HrnyGrl_96
24:00 <HrnyGrl_96> :)
24:00 <Doodle> far out
24:00 <Doodle> i finished high school in 96 :/
24:00 <muppet> how small?
24:00 <Dugnuts> some people disagree
24:00 <partay> HrnyGrl_96 i was referring to your hairy balls 
24:00 <dematerialised> can confirm, have seen HrnyGrl_96's hairy bals
24:00 <HrnyGrl_96> lol
24:00 <Dugnuts> nice
24:00 <Dugnuts> holy crap
24:00 <Dugnuts> 96 is 19
24:00 <Dugnuts> jesus
24:00 <Doodle> yup
24:00 <Doodle> lol
24:00 <Dugnuts> im not old
24:00 <Dugnuts> i promise
25:00 <Doodle> its like watching vultures circle
25:00 <Dugnuts> :/
25:00 <muppet> are you 19
25:00 <couleurs> no i'm 13
25:00 <dematerialised> its just a nik
25:00 <dematerialised> get ova it
25:00 <Doodle> ehehe
25:00 <HrnyGrl_96> are you all old or something?
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> It'll be a guy
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loooooool 
25:00 <Doodle> yup
25:00 <madachot> it is a guy
25:00 <Doodle> i am
25:00 <muppet> well i act like im 19
25:00 <Doodle> ancient
25:00 <Doodle> i'll be dead soon
25:00 <muppet> do you have low self esteem?
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> Doodles nickname is fossilcock
25:00 <madachot> please say yes
26:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hook in! 
26:00 <muppet> you have to meet certain criteria
26:00 <Doodle> lmao
26:00 <Doodle> ask her if she has daddy issues
26:00 <muppet> ill get to that
26:00 <Doodle> you'll miss out
26:00 <partay> HrnyGrl_96 tits or gtfo
26:00 <madachot> these things take time
26:00 <Doodle> hurry
26:00 <muppet> you cant rush art
26:00 <Dugnuts> its irc
26:00 <couleurs> remember Picard, he used to come here but then he died of old age
26:00 <Dugnuts> most of us are over 30
26:00 <Dugnuts> irc is oooold
26:00 <Doodle> you snooze you lose
26:00 <Doodle> loool couleurs
27:00 <muppet> HrnyGrl_96 are you a cop? 
27:00 <Doodle> i like your direct approach partay
27:00 <Doodle> i am also a disciple
27:00 <HrnyGrl_96> yes
27:00 <Blitzkrieg> Picard IRCs from his nursing home these days
27:00 <madachot> one finger at a time
27:00 <Doodle> shady achers
27:00 <muppet> im looking to buy some cheap cannabis, can you help
27:00 <partay> Doodle im not here to make friends 
27:00 <Doodle> me either
27:00 <madachot> i am
27:00 <madachot> i want to be friends with everyone
27:00 <Doodle> which is why i dont
27:00 <madachot> losers can go away
27:00 <HrnyGrl_96> what is cannabis? canned biscuits?
28:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
28:00 <Dugnuts> 19 is legal
28:00 <Dugnuts> np mang
28:00 <nate> Dugnuts is 19 outta 10
28:00 <madachot> doesnt matter if we're 40
28:00 <muppet> so it is. HrnyGrl_96 have you ever had your ass eaten out by a fat man i an overcoat
28:00 <madachot> age has no barriers
28:00 <madachot> love even
28:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
28:00 <Doodle> loool
28:00 <madachot> haha
28:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha
28:00 <Doodle> i think thats a yes
28:00 <Blitzkrieg> Age has no barriers
29:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sure doesn't on here! 
29:00 <madachot> she didn't pass the test
29:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
29:00 <madachot> we've really saved her from herself
29:00 <Dugnuts> you scared her off
29:00 <muppet> Eclipse - Falling Down (Bleed & Scream [2012]) [04:25]
29:00 <nate> yes shadzam is 29 and age doesnt matter
29:00 <madachot> 29? fuck, didn't realise ice/meth did that toa  person
29:00 <muppet> i was gunna tell her i could be in and out like a ska band trumpet player
29:00 <madachot> lol
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lolll
30:00 <muppet> man
30:00 <muppet> eclipse, if you ahvent heard this get your listening gear onto it
38:00 <muppet> Toto - Straight for the Heart (The Seventh One [1988]) [04:10]
41:00 <Blitzkrieg> Thatssssss elmosss worlddddd
47:00 <Blitzkrieg> Doodle has a vagina? 
47:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loooool 
47:00 <Maurice> Don't we all
47:00 <Doodle> i have like 30
48:00 <Doodle> in the freezer
48:00 <Blitzkrieg> True.. It is IRC
49:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Alice Deejay - Better Off Alone.mp3 (3.31MB 128kbps Mono 3:36)
51:00 <Dugnuts> can i join in
51:00 <Dugnuts> eiffel tower!
51:00 <TheRiddler> way better than a carlton friday game
51:00 <anotherirc3r> come onnnnnnn tigers!
52:00 <Maurice> Doodle https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/s526x395/11813395_2332573206789856_189790425128188498_n.jpg?oh=42ba2d65f873e9e056941708d060d608&oe=5642FBD2
52:00 <muppet> Periphery - Muramasa (Periphery II [2012]) [02:51]
53:00 <Doodle> hahaha
54:00 <Dugnuts> tigers already won!
54:00 <Dugnuts> oh wait
54:00 <Dugnuts> you mean gayfl?
59:00 <anotherirc3r> stfu
59:00 <Dugnuts> sorry, afl
59:00 <anotherirc3r> you're gay
02:00 <Dugnuts> am I?
02:00 <anotherirc3r> yup
02:00 <Dugnuts> if you say so
02:00 <Dugnuts> dude
03:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Lil' Wayne - A Mille.mp3 (3.77MB 128kbps Stereo 4:06)
06:00 <anotherirc3r> settle dear
07:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Nirvana - In Bloom.mp3 (5.89MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 4:17)
12:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Red Hot Chili Peppers - Sikamikanico.mp3 (3.14MB 128kbps Stereo 3:25)
16:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil.mp3 (5.92MB 128kbps Stereo 6:28)
19:00 <partay> anotherirc3 tits or gtfo
19:00 <Lumeah> Oi
20:00 <Dugnuts> sorry
20:00 <Dugnuts> Lumeah: tits or gtfo
20:00 <Dugnuts> is that better?
20:00 <muppet> Evergrey - King of Errors (King of Errors [2014]) [05:41]
20:00 <Lumeah> Thought that lie was for me only. 
20:00 <muppet> ok
20:00 <muppet> im back
20:00 <muppet> munchies got the better of me
21:00 <Lumeah> What u eat? 
21:00 <Dugnuts> pussy
21:00 <Dugnuts> thats my snack
21:00 <partay> cock
21:00 <Dugnuts> nom nom nom
22:00 <muppet> just fried up some sausage meat
22:00 <muppet> and a cup of tea
22:00 <Lumeah> Hope it wasn't seafood 
22:00 <partay> Lumeah is on a seefood diet 
23:00 <muppet> haha so am i
23:00 <muppet> esp if its free
23:00 <Lumeah> Ew
23:00 <muppet> if its free i never say no because its wartime
23:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Air - Alpha Beta Gaga.mp3 (6.46MB 128kbps Stereo 7:03)
23:00 <anotherirc3r> YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
23:00 <anotherirc3r> we wonnnnn
24:00 <TheRiddler> suck shit hawks
24:00 <Clarkson> and get the fuck
24:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sweet
24:00 <Blitzkrieg> My bigger bet won
24:00 <Blitzkrieg> :D
25:00 <muppet> Daryl Hall & John Oates - Maneater (The Singles [2008]) [04:33]
29:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Falco - Rock Me Amadeus.mp3 (6.21MB 128kbps Stereo 6:46)
30:00 <muppet> Daryl Hall & John Oates - Out of Touch - Remastered (The Singles [2008]) [04:03]
30:00 <muppet> this one, is my shit. 
33:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Belle Stars - Iko Iko.mp3 (2.67MB 128kbps Stereo 2:54)
37:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Diana Ross - Upside Down.mp3 (4.73MB 128kbps Stereo 5:09)
38:00 <muppet> Daryl Hall & John Oates - Everything Your Heart Desires (The Singles [2008]) [05:00]
44:00 <muppet> The Alan Parsons Project - Eye In the Sky (100 Hits Of The '80s [2010]) [04:26]
47:00 <muppet> so i just created a commsec account
47:00 <muppet> i have a prediction that as australia takes on research for medical pot
47:00 <muppet> the labs that do the research will have a surge in share value
48:00 <muppet> though, the prices of shares of such labs are very low right now. some can be had for 20c a share.. imagine 10 thousand of those going to 2 bucks a share. 
53:00 <Picard> fuck you hawthorn
53:00 <Clarkson> wasn't fucking pretty
53:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Picard
54:00 <anotherirc3r> WE WON!!!!!
54:00 <Picard> anotherirc3r hello
54:00 <anotherirc3r> what a brilliant game
54:00 <Dugnuts> nooooo
54:00 <Dugnuts> :(
54:00 <Picard> what a game
54:00 <Dugnuts> wait
54:00 <Dugnuts> its afl
54:00 <Dugnuts> io dont really care
54:00 <anotherirc3r> we played fantastically
54:00 <Picard> i was in adeladie today and was so tempted to fly to melbourne for the game
54:00 <anotherirc3r> so proud of us
54:00 <anotherirc3r> i wish i went!!!
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks!
55:00 <Picard> gutsy effort
55:00 <anotherirc3r> definitely
55:00 <anotherirc3r> awesome defence
57:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> waiting for my game cube to arrive
57:00 <Dugnuts> what.
57:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> 00
57:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> ??
57:00 <Picard> took the dawks on and it worked
58:00 <Picard> hard aggressive football
58:00 <anotherirc3r> yup
58:00 <anotherirc3r> it was good to see
58:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> 76767676767676767676
58:00 <Picard> where is simba?
58:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> i have gangrene on my feet
58:00 <anotherirc3r> [20:38] * simba ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: <beehhh> whats so good about pussy anyways? <beehhh> last i had costs me a deportation)
58:00 <anotherirc3r> miss him?
58:00 <Clarkson> what was that fucking movie he makes where he is on the run all the time
58:00 <muppet> holy shit
58:00 <muppet> alien8d
58:00 <Picard> not at all
58:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> :)
58:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
01:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> coffeee !!!
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> did everyone go and check the AMAZING full moon tonight? 
03:00 <Dugnuts> wha?
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> if not go do it now n' stuff!
03:00 <Dugnuts> it better be good
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> FULL MOON
03:00 <Dugnuts> or im taking it out on your ass
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeh, it's awesome
03:00 <muppet> its pissing down rain here.
03:00 <muppet> which is a bummer, its the middle of the fuckin desert
03:00 <Clarkson> fuck asian shit off
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude, keep your hands to yo' self and enjoy a slice of nature, cunt!
04:00 <Dugnuts> its behind clouds biatch
04:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> im starting to hate all bodily functions
04:00 <anotherirc3r> that's not nice
04:00 <Dugnuts> ok ok
05:00 <Dugnuts> that better?
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude, consent! 
05:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
05:00 <Picard> no, its cloudy here
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking fail!
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> mac i fucking hate you *shakes fist*
06:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> it's bucketing down here
06:00 <Picard> its just a moon
06:00 <Dugnuts> ahhh
06:00 <Dugnuts> kate is all into krav magau and shit
06:00 <Dugnuts> wait
06:00 <Clarkson> looking to have a big weekend drinking beer and screwing hot chicks
06:00 <Dugnuts> is that how you spell it?
06:00 <Dugnuts> oh man
06:00 <Dugnuts> Clarkson
06:00 <muppet> whats wrong with your mac
06:00 <Clarkson> so fucking ehhhgg
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> into what
06:00 <Dugnuts> ^5 buddy
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> auto spelling
07:00 <Dugnuts> the israeli martial arts?
07:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> i think i have cancer
07:00 <Dugnuts> krav maga
07:00 <Dugnuts> thatsit
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah, i'm not into martial arts
07:00 <Dugnuts> oh
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the fuck
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm into meditation
07:00 <Dugnuts> then good luck punching and breaking my fingers :P
07:00 <Dugnuts> oh nice
07:00 <Dugnuts> do you do mindful or mindless?
07:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> i should make 3 coffees
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> mindfulness, yeah
08:00 <Dugnuts> fair enough
08:00 <Dugnuts> thats good
08:00 <Dugnuts> i could never get to the stage where i could literally focus on nothing
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - oh dear you've got a lot to learn
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's not even about focusing on NOTHING
08:00 <anotherirc3r> i hate mindfulness
08:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> im starting to hate all bodily functions
09:00 <anotherirc3r> tried.. and just couldn't get into it
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's about sitting in the moment..
09:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> (0-0)
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> well that's because you have to actually work / practice it duh
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> like anything....
09:00 <Dugnuts> i had a pyschologist who was also a yogi
09:00 <Dugnuts> i know what it is
09:00 <Maurice> He was a bear
09:00 <Maurice> ?
09:00 <Dugnuts> being able to focus on one thing is mindful
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> yoga is a form of mindfulness 
09:00 <Dugnuts> being able to focus on nothing
09:00 <Dugnuts> is much harder
09:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> i can break bricks and boards
09:00 <muppet> Work Of Art - Time to Let Go (Framework [2014]) [03:59]
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah exactly, focusing on one thing….
09:00 <Dugnuts> yeah thats the basic meditation
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> or a guided meditation….. 
10:00 <Dugnuts> the yogis can literally blank their minds
10:00 <Dugnuts> i cant get near that
10:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> need weed
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you think the woke up and went… yeah I'm gonna meditate today
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAM
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> blank mind
10:00 <Dugnuts> no, it took practice
10:00 <Dugnuts> obviously
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, they practiced for years and years
10:00 <Maurice> It's like tantric sex
10:00 <Maurice> Gotta practice
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh my lord tantric sex
11:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> sex sickens me
11:00 <couleurs> go da dees
11:00 <Maurice> You sicken us
11:00 <Dugnuts> oh god
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ maurice
11:00 <Dugnuts> i havent done that for awhile
11:00 <muppet> tantric sex
11:00 <Clarkson> Bass`Babe85, were you drunk when you let Pieter fuck you?
11:00 <muppet> thats crossing a line
11:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> hi muppet
11:00 <muppet> what up
11:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> :) 
12:00 <Dugnuts> i stopped doing it back when i had a gf who wanted me to cum every time, and got sad if i didnt
12:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> how are you?
12:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> was she attractive Dugnets?
12:00 <Maurice> Fuck that, if you dont cum thats your issue not mine
12:00 <Dugnuts> i loved her
12:00 <Dugnuts> so yes
12:00 <Dugnuts> she was
12:00 <muppet> alin8d
12:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> :) cool
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahah
12:00 <muppet> do you know who i am
12:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> nope
12:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> :P
13:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> i don't even know who i am 
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> me either
13:00 <Dugnuts> ive had a lot of girls feel insulted if i dont blow
13:00 <Dugnuts> like they werent good enough
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck, low self esteem issues
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh no, he didn't cum *sob*
13:00 <Clarkson> where my bitches at
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHATEVER!
13:00 <Dugnuts> or maybe sweet
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no
14:00 <Dugnuts> i enjoy things more when the girl cums
14:00 <Maurice> So does us girls
14:00 <Dugnuts> i think its fair if they feel the same
14:00 <Maurice> Do*
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol indeed maurice
14:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> ive been drinking some Frangelico
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> delicious
14:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> :)
14:00 <Dugnuts> well not everyone is a selfish bitch
14:00 <Dugnuts> so there you go
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> mudslides!
14:00 <muppet> Work Of Art - Shout 'Till You Wake Up (Framework [2014]) [04:54]
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> not about being selfish at all
15:00 <Maurice> Which one of us is being selfish?
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's about enjoying the moment, as maurice said not my problem if the said dude didn't jizz
15:00 <Dugnuts> i always care if my partner gets off
15:00 <Clarkson> lol now this clueless cunt is a lawyer
15:00 <Dugnuts> do you?
15:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> me me me :P
15:00 <Maurice> Finger in the butt, he'll go off like a fire cracker
15:00 <Dugnuts> mhmm
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahah  totes!
16:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> it's all about self
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> "what's this then slut"
16:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> i only masturbate once a day
17:00 <Dugnuts> only
17:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> anyone got a coffee machine?
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> with a flesh light?
17:00 <Dugnuts> well
17:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> yep
17:00 <Dugnuts> that said
17:00 <Dugnuts> back when i was 20
17:00 <Dugnuts> once a day was an "only" situation
17:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> ok ok
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> now your dick is too limp to bother dug?
18:00 <Dugnuts> nah
18:00 <Dugnuts> but at 20 i was a virgin
18:00 <Dugnuts> so my only option was my hand
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics or it's not true
18:00 <Dugnuts> and once a day was a slow day
18:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> i lost my virginity at 18
18:00 <Dugnuts> good for you
18:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> :)
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lost it, in a bush or something?
18:00 <Dugnuts> i lost my virginity at 23
18:00 <Dugnuts> i was old
18:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> ahaha
18:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> ok ok
18:00 <Dugnuts> but i did lose it in a 3some with 2 goth girls
18:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> be cool
19:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> maintain
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right
19:00 <Maurice> I still have mine
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> same
19:00 <Maurice> In a jar, in the cupboard
19:00 <Dugnuts> hahhaa
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
20:00 <doctor> teenage sex is best sex
20:00 <Dugnuts> :(
20:00 <Dugnuts> dont tell me htat
20:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> how do you figure?
20:00 <doctor> because it's so confusing and riddled with anxiety
20:00 <Dugnuts> i missed it all coz i wanted to be in love for my first time
20:00 <Dugnuts> like a moron
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lord
20:00 <doctor> still is, but more so back then when the world was still interesting
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhrBDcQq2DM
21:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Haddaway - What Is Love (Music Video) Views: 48,776,447 Uploader: Repeat Plus Entertainment Uploaded: Aug 2, 2012 Duration: 4m2s Rating: 4.87
21:00 <doctor> nah you're not a moron
21:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> i like that song
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> me too!
21:00 <doctor> probably a lot more emotionally mature as opposed to those who slept around
21:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> :)
21:00 <muppet> Work Of Art - Once Again (In Progress [2011]) [05:00]
22:00 <Dugnuts> oh i was
22:00 <Dugnuts> in the end
22:00 <doctor> Willy Pop
22:00 <Dugnuts> i'd just snatched it after doing 3months without a break on the mines
22:00 <Dugnuts> 4 days later went out with my lesbian friend from #perth
22:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> we all end up getting fucked it's just another part of life
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> has melb become a male support group ?
22:00 <Dugnuts> had 1 goth girl rubbing my leg, told her not to do it if she didnt mean it
22:00 <Maurice> Looks like it
23:00 <Dugnuts> she said "who says i dont mean it?"
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:00 <Dugnuts> and y eah
23:00 <Dugnuts> things went well from there
23:00 <Dugnuts> :)
23:00 <Dugnuts> heh
23:00 <Dugnuts> this is so lame
23:00 <Dugnuts> but after that
23:00 <doctor> beautiful ending
23:00 <Dugnuts> i had a bbq for all my mates\
23:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> Dugnuts you tha man
23:00 <Dugnuts> invited them around
23:00 <Dugnuts> they all knew i was a virgin at 23
23:00 <Maurice> Did you.. have a bragging party for losing your v plates?
23:00 <doctor> did you have sex with them?
23:00 <Dugnuts> i was 23
23:00 <Dugnuts> had been picked on a lot
23:00 <Maurice> I was engaged and had a kid
23:00 <Maurice> At 23
24:00 <Dugnuts> well thats cool
24:00 <muppet> lets be drowned by the flamess off lovvveeeeee baby once agaiiinnnn
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> but you probably didn't have computers when you were 23 maurice
24:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> when did you first start wanking?
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> that was your saving grace!
24:00 <Maurice> :o
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
24:00 <Maurice> I've been on IRC since I was 16 :/
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah fuck
24:00 <Dugnuts> well now you all know my v story
24:00 <Dugnuts> there you go
24:00 <muppet> <-- 14.
24:00 <Maurice> Although there was about a 5yr break in there
24:00 <Dugnuts> i was old
24:00 <partay> Mmmmm 16 yr old Maurice
24:00 <Dugnuts> but it was with 2 girls
25:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> Dugnuts got any other stories?
25:00 <Dugnuts> lots
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
25:00 <Maurice> 16 yr old me was hideous
25:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> 14 mppet lol
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't encourage him 
25:00 <Dugnuts> heh
25:00 <Dugnuts> dont worry
25:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> 14 muppet lol :)
25:00 <doctor> back when we communicated through tin cans and a couple of miles of string. those were the days
25:00 <muppet> 16 yer old you was heaps more friendly
25:00 <Maurice> I was not
25:00 <Maurice> I just hid it well
25:00 <muppet> you were
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i used fire and smoke
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the occasional cave painting
25:00 <muppet> we only started not getting along during my last visit
25:00 <Maurice> Which is why my nick was Devil_Girl, the guys at work said I was mean
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> to communicate
26:00 <muppet> i dont ectually know where it all went down
26:00 <doctor> mean girls finish first
26:00 <Maurice> I don't even know what you're talking about
26:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> im addicted to porn
26:00 <Maurice> Are you talking irl meeting or irc?
26:00 <muppet> irc, we have never actually met
26:00 <muppet> i fucking hope
26:00 <Maurice> I'm sure we woulda been at the same parties
26:00 <Maurice> Like I found out me and Darcy were
26:00 <muppet> if ive forgotten... 
26:00 <muppet> i was the one having the parties
26:00 <muppet> youd know
27:00 <doctor> those notorious cringe austnet parties?
27:00 <Maurice> They weren't so cringe worthy back then
27:00 <doctor> true, different times
27:00 <muppet> yeah back then i did some fine keggers
27:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> muppet a/s/l?
28:00 <Dugnuts> heh
28:00 <Dugnuts> i went to one when i was 23
28:00 <muppet> lol
28:00 <muppet> 31/m
28:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> fuck i'd kill for a coffee
28:00 <Dugnuts> most people were around my age
28:00 <Clarkson> be a crap lousy parent
28:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> cool man
28:00 <Dugnuts> one of the ircers was a dj at the bar, we got a bunch of free drinks
28:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> im 31 male too
28:00 <Dugnuts> was awesome!
28:00 <muppet> we arent gunna fuck, dude
28:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> no shit
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
29:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> i get drunk to forget about the world
29:00 <muppet> Toto - The Turning Point (Tambu [1995]) [05:26]
29:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> all alone
29:00 <muppet> im too busy playing with commsec
31:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> what's commsec?
31:00 <muppet> commsec.com.au
31:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> ahh
31:00 <Maurice> Its the name of his dick
31:00 <muppet> actually my dick is called rajah
31:00 <Clarkson> cuz those type of foods makes cum taste bitter
32:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> i wanna legalize marijuana
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> you have a name for your cock
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's incredibly lame
32:00 <muppet> hahaha
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
32:00 <muppet> i calle dit before some girl named it
32:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> hookers have names?
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i donno, i'll find out soon if i get this new job!
32:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> do hooker have names?
33:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> do hooker$ have names?
33:00 <muppet> no i never named my dick
33:00 <Clarkson> but sex is a good topic
33:00 <muppet> but youd want to
33:00 <couleurs> go da dees
34:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> i should be drunk all the time
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> same!
34:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> :>
35:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> i wanna flood every computer in the world
35:00 <muppet> hahahah
35:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> look it's pong
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck me
36:00 <muppet> you probabaly wouldnt name it
36:00 <Clarkson> bloopd pressure so fucking high I cant even get anywhere considered tro be close to hard
36:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
36:00 <muppet> Toto - I Will Remember (Tambu [1995]) [06:06]
36:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))ZolofT(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
37:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> who wants beer?
37:00 <faux> cum
37:00 <Clarkson> when ya get to melb, you owe me a favour n a half even tho its fuck all for me, I keep forgetting the value of shit, Im used to it being fucking practically zilch
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr20jAdM45c 
37:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Real McCoy - Automatic Lover (Call For Love) Views: 2,775,469 Uploader: RealMcCoyVEVO Uploaded: Oct 25, 2009 Duration: 3m46s Rating: 4.89
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> what was up with the 90's
37:00 <faux> I cant feel my face when I'm with u
37:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong like 90s
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> *cringes* 
37:00 <faux> 90s rocked
37:00 <muppet> im not toally sure what was going on in the 90s
37:00 <faux> Are you kidding me
38:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hitz FM
38:00 <muppet> its liek the epic power spew hangover flourescent version of the 80s with none of the charisma
38:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> 90's video games were tha shit
38:00 <Clarkson> africans got the biggest knob ever
39:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> is anyone gunna help me with my porn addiction?
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
39:00 <muppet> redtube.com
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> google will tho
39:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> mmm
39:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> true
39:00 <faux> xnxx.com
39:00 <muppet> eporner.com has 60fps 1080p streaming without signup
39:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> bluetube?
39:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who in here has ever found road runner attractive???
40:00 <muppet> not me but i can see you do
40:00 <muppet> .. meep meep
40:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yeasss
40:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> ahhh
41:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> rainbow fluro tube
42:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> rainbow fluresent tube
42:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> fuck im a sad man
42:00 <Clarkson> fuk fuk dyin of cancer is painful
42:00 <muppet> yes yes you are
42:00 <muppet> so
42:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> i think i have cancer
42:00 <muppet> kate, what are the weekends plans
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> have to work
43:00 <anotherirc3r> you work on the weekend?
43:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> the world is a vampire
43:00 <anotherirc3r> that sucks
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> catch up with some friends and do some stuff with the fambam if i don't die before then
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh and uni assignment :|
43:00 <muppet> what are you studying?
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the more i research and read the more i think i have early onset dementia 
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> social science 
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> psychology and a political science type subject bout govt. n' shit
44:00 <Clarkson> whats toughest thing about owning a harley A. telling everyone you are gay
44:00 <anotherirc3r> sounds interesting
45:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> remember that shower quads?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, not really
45:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> remember that show quads?
45:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> [[
45:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> --/
46:00 <muppet> so youd have an understanding of the geopolitical ramifications of say for instance, the australian government sanctioning import and export restrictions to indonesia in the wake of the guys from the bali 9 being vanquished and such?
46:00 <muppet> shit like that
46:00 <muppet> though it never happened you know what the outcome would probabaly be
46:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> i have a new game but i can't play it yet cause i don't have the console
46:00 <muppet> or am i way off
46:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> am i a liar?
47:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> .
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> my 'academic' brain turns off at 4.30 pm
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> after that it's just smut and random thoughts 
47:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> philosphy is the only thing i wanna study
47:00 <muppet> ok, ill be sure to ask earlier next time
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah probably best
48:00 <muppet> im probabaly going to sit about and try to imagine im in a less hellish world than i actually am. ill try see my son at some point too
48:00 <muppet> well, i will
48:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> how does looking at more porn help me with my porn addiction?
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah - sounds fun
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> you'll wank yourself to death 
48:00 <Clarkson> Anth0ny's sisters are gay and mines too young
49:00 <partay> ^alienated[_]Romeo\ same theory as giving ADD kids speed 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
49:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> ahh
49:00 <^alienated[_]Romeo\> :)
49:00 <Maurice> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/s480x480/11800248_1139827592699308_8450965677115807963_n.jpg?oh=da131e26f4e0e7664245b8753297dd06&oe=5648725B
49:00 <Maurice> Oh, ok
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> nightowl!
51:00 <NightOwl1> Kupkake!
51:00 <muppet> its a shame we cant inoculate against stupidity and bad decisions
51:00 <NightOwl1> What's doing?
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck all
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i should sleep soon… but coffee and a nana nap 
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
52:00 <NightOwl1> So same Ol then
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol yup
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can do my uni assignment if you wanna?
53:00 <NightOwl1> Sure, you ok with a F?
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
53:00 <NightOwl1> Sweet deal
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> it will all balance out eventually 
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweet action!
53:00 <muppet> tom?
54:00 <NightOwl1> Everyone's a winner, well except me
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're a winner 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> n' stuff
56:00 <NightOwl1> THANKSSSSSS
56:00 <NightOwl1> I feel so much better
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> GOOD! 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> my text has that affect on peeps
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> *buffs nails*
57:00 <NightOwl1> Oh I thought it was gas
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <muppet> Winger - No Man's Land (Pull [1993]) [03:20]
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