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00:00 <HaloumiTaco> I'd rather buy a light aircraft
00:00 <Doodle> o/`
00:00 <Doodle> you cant take a light aircraft down to the shops
00:00 <HaloumiTaco> can get cessnas and similar, for $100k or less
00:00 <HaloumiTaco> fuck the shops
01:00 <Doodle> this is more like it http://www.motorsportauctions.com/category/358/Historic-Touring-Cars/listings/34309/Castrol-Toyota-Supra-GT500.html
03:00 <couleurs> it doesn't have a steering wheel!!!!!!!!!!!
04:00 <Doodle> hahaha
04:00 <Doodle> more fun that way
05:00 <HaloumiTaco> oh right, snow is easing up
05:00 <HaloumiTaco> guess we're not closing the rd :/
05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck me
05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> my night just got better
05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its fucking raining now
06:00 <HaloumiTaco> r u outside or sumfin?
06:00 <couleurs> r u collecting rain water
06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yup
06:00 <HaloumiTaco> y
07:00 <HaloumiTaco> u mad?
08:00 <Serenity> bad santa rules
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> bonjour biches!
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> er bitches**
11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> kia ora katatonic_kate01 :P
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> kia ora
13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> whats doing katatonic_kate01
15:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :?
15:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :|
15:00 <ShadowLurker> i dont want any fucking sandwiches
15:00 <katatonic_kate01_> make me some eggs?
15:00 <ShadowLurker> what is it with you and fixing fucking sandwiches
15:00 <Serenity> COOK YOUR OWN DAMN EGGS JAKE
15:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :P
16:00 <Serenity> welll i triedddd
16:00 <Serenity> as hard as i cannnn
17:00 <Serenity> just to maaake youuu understanddd
17:00 <Serenity> cause the wooorldddd
17:00 <Serenity> it wont stop
17:00 <Serenity> it keeps going. goinggg round and rooouunndd
17:00 <faux> Why don't Jews eat pussy.. cos it's too close 2 the gas chamber
17:00 <faux> Loeleolaoelz
17:00 <ShadowLurker> OMG
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
17:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck
17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> made me spit my hot chocolate out
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> what do you call a cheap circumcision ?
17:00 <faux> lmao
17:00 <faux> Wot
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> a rip off...
18:00 <Serenity> faux i keep coughing
18:00 <faux> Oh dear
18:00 <Serenity> its fucking hell
18:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahahahahahaha
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> best dad joke ever!
18:00 <faux> Have  a teaspoon of honey
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> and vinegar 
18:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha
18:00 <faux> Vinegar makes me.coygh more
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> look that shit up - i kid you not
18:00 <faux> Cough
18:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i read that as virgina lol
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> WITH HONEY
19:00 <ShadowLurker> have a shot of vagina
19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah get that up ya
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.pitt.edu/~cjm6/sp99cough.html
19:00 <Serenity> http://i.imgur.com/sf7wRJT.jpg
19:00 <Serenity> this
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> apple cider vinegar + honey 
19:00 <faux> Ohh
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> tastes like ass
19:00 <faux> Lmao
20:00 <faux> Are you splattering the walls
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> but it will help with the cough
20:00 <faux> Candy apple red paint job
20:00 <Serenity> yess
20:00 <Serenity> its fucked
20:00 <ShadowLurker> she did mid sentance earlier
20:00 <ShadowLurker> i felt bad
20:00 <faux> Rofl
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah
20:00 <faux> Gross
20:00 <Serenity> it was gross ok
20:00 <HaloumiTaco> don't be so angry
21:00 <Serenity> wot
21:00 <HaloumiTaco> u fugghen wot m8
21:00 <faux> I'm listening to the frozen album
21:00 <faux> Don't judge me
21:00 <HaloumiTaco> I'm judging
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> let it go
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> let it go
22:00 <HaloumiTaco> Soon I'll ejaculate
22:00 <faux> Lmao
22:00 <faux> Gross
22:00 <HaloumiTaco> Boy germs
22:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck me dead this cold weather can go suck me off
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, it's pretty cold!
22:00 <Serenity> its 5 here
22:00 <HaloumiTaco> I'm wearing a t-shirt
22:00 <HaloumiTaco> ya'll are girls
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> wet
22:00 <ShadowLurker> im naked
22:00 <HaloumiTaco> im hot
23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> my car before read about 6
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> mine was 10 on the way home
23:00 <faux> Who cares baby I think I wanna marry u
23:00 <HaloumiTaco> And when you smile
23:00 <HaloumiTaco> The whole world stops and stares for a while
24:00 <faux> ty
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> awwwww
24:00 <Serenity> CUZ UR AMAZEN
24:00 <faux> I chose that song 4 mums wedding
24:00 <faux> Loool
24:00 <HaloumiTaco> sux to be your father in law
24:00 <Serenity> ant loves bruno mars
24:00 <faux> Father in law?
24:00 <Serenity> um
24:00 <faux> Lol
24:00 <faux> Qhar
24:00 <Serenity> lol
24:00 <faux> Wjsxnc
24:00 <faux> Lmao
24:00 <HaloumiTaco> step dad
24:00 <HaloumiTaco> whatevs
24:00 <HaloumiTaco> same thing
25:00 <faux> It's rly not
25:00 <Serenity> its kinda not
25:00 <HaloumiTaco> what can I say...
25:00 <HaloumiTaco> I fucking love science
25:00 <Maurice> Nothing
25:00 <Maurice> Say nothing
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
26:00 <faux> Lmao
26:00 <faux> Forever hold ur peace 
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> ronan keating style 
26:00 <HaloumiTaco> I do, but I'm told its public indecency
26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> brb
27:00 <Serenity> no no maaaatter whaat
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOF5fM6puKw
27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: THICK THIGHS by Willam feat. Latrice Royale Views: 711,049 Uploader: willam belli Uploaded: Jun 2, 2015 Duration: 3m52s Rating: 4.91
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> thick thighs make the dicks rise!
27:00 <HaloumiTaco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI
27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Electric Six - "Gay Bar" (Hi Res) Views: 29,665,575 Uploader: e6beat Uploaded: Sep 6, 2006 Duration: 2m31s Rating: 4.67
28:00 <HaloumiTaco> You! I've got something to put in you! I've got something to put in you!
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> you go to gay bars often taco?
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4 - you've got blonde hair taco, right?
30:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA Views: 56,768,614 Uploader: ProtoOfSnagem Uploaded: Nov 7, 2010 Duration: 2m7s Rating: 4.85
31:00 <HaloumiTaco> all the time actually
31:00 <HaloumiTaco> meet lots of nice guys who buy me drinks all night
31:00 <HaloumiTaco> the wife kind of loves them too
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah gay bars are the best 
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> Stonewall FTW
36:00 <Serenity> i wanna go to a gay bar
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> there isn't any close?
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nksTXmu1UAg
38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: MIKHAEL PASKALEV - I SPY Views: 2,009,933 Uploader: MikhaelPaskalev Uploaded: Mar 7, 2012 Duration: 2m41s Rating: 4.93
41:00 <Bastardly_One> hipster bar would be the same thing 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> kate, only you'd appreciate this 
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif! completely different (in sydney at least)
42:00 <Bastardly_One> The Church were fucking awesome lat night
42:00 <Bastardly_One> *last night
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh awesome
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> !
42:00 <Bastardly_One> even if it felt like an entire venue of nursing home patients
42:00 <Serenity> probably is kate i dunno
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I felt almost young
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> google that shit serenity - you'd love it
43:00 <Serenity> i haven't been out to a bar/club in a long time
43:00 <Loof> i haven't been out clubbing in yonks either
43:00 <Loof> i used to club baby seals with a bar
43:00 <simba> i used 2 kill ppl 
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd, I haven't been to a club for ages…. I prefer bars now
44:00 <Loof> lol
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> where I can sit around and talk shit until I slur
44:00 <anotherirc3r> simby!
44:00 <Loof> i just watched the movie atari game over
44:00 <HaloumiTaco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk
44:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: I Kill People Views: 34,365,587 Uploader: JonLajoie Uploaded: Apr 23, 2009 Duration: 5m1s Rating: 4.78
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> i watched…. some nirvana 
45:00 <simba> hay anotherirc3r
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> was good courtney is a cunt
45:00 <Loof> the atari ET cartridges being buried cause it's the worst game ever is a bit of a myth
45:00 <anotherirc3r> how are you dear?
45:00 <Loof> some say that ET game killed atari
45:00 <simba> im gr8 how are you
46:00 <anotherirc3r> good thanks!@ :D
46:00 <anotherirc3r> how was your night?
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlmyKZMHboE
46:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Regurgitator - Fat Cop Views: 58,920 Uploader: Warner Music Australia Uploaded: Aug 5, 2010 Duration: 3m30s Rating: 4.90
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> fat cock, fat cock - it's what ya want - yeah yeah yeah
47:00 <Loof> my mate had an 16 bit color screen portable in 1989 when the first gameboys came out
47:00 <Loof> it was called the atari lynx
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd 
47:00 <couleurs> ur mom's 16 bit
47:00 <Loof> the problem was the two hour battery life
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> I had… some pink thing
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> that i played about 5 times
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> nintendo made em...
48:00 <couleurs> tamagochi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah had one of those…. 
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah DS
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have no idea where that is now lol
54:00 <HaloumiTaco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE4zF36dPxE
54:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: WTF COLLECTIVE (Jon Lajoie) Views: 15,390,532 Uploader: JonLajoie Uploaded: Oct 5, 2009 Duration: 5m9s Rating: 4.91
56:00 <Bastardly_One> this band were overated IMO but fucking great song
56:00 <Bastardly_One> 7XaSm9-r_4U
56:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
56:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XaSm9-r_4U
56:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Powderfinger - These Days (final ever performance) Views: 437,485 Uploader: powderfingervideos Uploaded: Aug 16, 2011 Duration: 8m8s Rating: 4.91
56:00 <amelia> I'm the guy who sings the chorussssss
57:00 <anotherirc3r> awesome song
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> ahhh powder finger
57:00 <faux> powder finger
57:00 <HaloumiTaco> thanks
58:00 <Loof> your the guy that's been sent to bore us
58:00 <Serenity>  /me paints the floor
58:00 <Loof> you're*
58:00 <Serenity> scuse me
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome band, i saw em with something for kate about a bazillion years ago
58:00 <Q{{> what u paint on the floor?
58:00 <Loof> with the blood from his busted anus
58:00 <Loof> oh sez
58:00 <Loof> ah
58:00 <Loof> sorry
59:00 <Serenity> excuse meee
59:00 <Loof> exsqueeze me
59:00 <Maurice> I tell you what, if I did have tits I wouldn't mind giving someone a go on them for a ride in a helicopter
00:00 <Serenity> huh
00:00 <Doodle> i have a helicopter
00:00 <Q{{> xcusie
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM_eb0vVo0k<--- i <3 that song
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> pix or its not trew
00:00 <Maurice> Ok Doodle, you're riding first
00:00 <Doodle> wooooooooooooo
01:00 <Doodle> .
01:00 <Serenity> god dam jacks is nice
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
02:00 <Serenity> damn
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had this delicious cream tasting vodka...
02:00 <Loof> wot
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> was strange… but delicious with sprite
02:00 <Loof> jack daniels?
02:00 <Serenity> yum
02:00 <Loof> jacks from soa?
03:00 <Serenity> jack daniels u goon
03:00 <Loof> ah
03:00 <Loof> lol
03:00 <Serenity> lol
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://grinandbakeit.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Pinnacle-Whipped-Cream-Vodka_full-bottle-shot.jpg
03:00 <Loof> no me jackdaniels you have the goon
04:00 <Serenity> lol
04:00 <Loof> i fried o/
04:00 <Loof> seeing as tho i look like him i should talk like him
04:00 <Serenity> me2tbh
10:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Fatboy Slim - Kalifornia.mp3 (5.39MB 128kbps Stereo 5:53)
11:00 <Loof> splitting migraine arrrrgh
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> praise you is better
14:00 <Doodle> have a pipe
14:00 <Doodle> and no
14:00 <Doodle> kalifornia is the best fbs song
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
14:00 <Doodle> do you want to be on kettle duty
15:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Wizard of Oz - Ding Dong The Witch is Dead.mp3 (2.29MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 2:29)
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif I'd ever make tea for a man!
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> unless i was getting something out of it
16:00 <Doodle> what if i tuck 
16:00 <Doodle> and push my boobs together
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, do able
16:00 <Doodle> awes
16:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Q Lazzarus - Goodbye Horses.mp3 (13.04MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 14:14)
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAHAHAHA
17:00 <Doodle> ehehehe
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> you better have something sweet
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i'm not thinking your cock either 
17:00 <Doodle> *delete delete*
17:00 <Doodle> damn
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:00 <Doodle> so i decided to do my tax tonight thinking it will be quiet online being a saturday night
18:00 <Doodle> and everything is down for maintenance til 8am
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
18:00 <Doodle> handy!
18:00 <Loof> straya
18:00 <Loof> and IT
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm waiting for my group cert
19:00 <Doodle> so i'm firebombing the locat ato office tomorrow
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunts!
19:00 <Doodle> *local
19:00 <Loof> lol
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> goood!
19:00 <Loof> don't forget the burnout
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^5
19:00 <Doodle> lolol
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> toilet paper in the trees!
19:00 <Doodle> sif do a burnout i wouldnt waste my tyres on those cunts
19:00 <Doodle> they cant afford trees
19:00 <Loof> rofl
21:00 <Loof> mad max is pretty good
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah 
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> was ok
21:00 <Loof> all the cars are real
22:00 <Doodle> were
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah my friends boyf worked on the movie
22:00 <Loof> yeah lol
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the original ones, my dad's friend actually made some of the cars
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> how awesome was the guitar player LOL
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> with the flames n' shit
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> blinks
21:00 <amsy> https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyrobots
41:00 <thestig> borinnnnnnnn
41:00 <thestig> runs
45:00 <amsy> ead
23:00 <forest> Bonny why dont you just fuck off
24:00 <SnowMan> plivent has no friends
25:00 <forest> says element
25:00 <forest> the loser
25:00 <SnowMan> Projection.
25:00 <forest> MRS POH
25:00 <forest> gauci pig
26:00 <SnowMan> Break ya fuckin neck ya rat.
27:00 <forest> mrs POH
27:00 <forest> POH ROH
36:00 <forest> mrs pohh
42:00 <thestig> lol @ pilvent
01:00 <Dugnuts> bit chilly out there today
28:00 <SnowMan> Today is the day for snow.. anywhere up high.
28:00 <Dugnuts> it snowed yeseterday too
28:00 <Dugnuts> yesterday
28:00 <Dugnuts> i was at mt buller for it
28:00 <Dugnuts> very cool
28:00 <grem> do you wanna build a snooooooooooowmaaaaaaaaaaan
28:00 <SnowMan> Only up at the Alpine
29:00 <SnowMan> I'm talkin lower... 800 meters
29:00 <grem> come on let's go and plaaaaaay
40:00 <Cadava> i am here
18:00 <faux> purky
18:00 <anotherirc3r> hai faux
20:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/S1qGPc6.jpg
20:00 <couleurs> fuk yo batman ps4 i got a shibe ps4
21:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
26:00 <faux> Hello
28:00 <couleurs> woo yea DC COMICS MAN GO BATMAN VS ROBIN VS SUPERMEN YEAAH
29:00 <faux> lo
29:00 <faux> L
30:00 <couleurs> -- pinky_J
40:00 <stebie> FiFa16
40:00 <couleurs> wooo yeahhh FiFa!!!!!!!!
43:00 <couleurs> n e other gossip?
54:00 <fawks> me https://www.facebook.com/363765800431935/videos/551514461657067/
55:00 <couleurs> lmao
56:00 <Serenity> SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME
57:00 <anotherirc3r> whoa demanding lol
59:00 <Serenity> the dude in the film clip to that song doesnt look like he fits
00:00 <faux> Fuck I've watched that vid like 30 times lmfao
12:00 <couleurs> it's raineing here u guys
13:00 <couleurs> did u guys c the new ghostbusters
13:00 <couleurs> they're all women now
13:00 <couleurs> i thought it was a joke, it's going to be an actual movie now
15:00 <faux> I saw a pic of them
15:00 <faux> That chick from spy
15:00 <faux> Is in it I think 
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> bomjour bitches
18:00 <anotherirc3r> heya kate
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
24:00 <anotherirc3r> not much, you?
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> just watched fast and the furious 7
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> slightly unbelievable and lots of LOL's with the stunts n' shit 
34:00 <couleurs> fkn awseom
34:00 <couleurs> RiP Paul Datsun
34:00 <anotherirc3r> nice
34:00 <Cadava> i am here
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah wouldn't say it was fuckin' awesome
35:00 <anotherirc3r> today is recovery day for me
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> more like fuckin' unbelievable !
35:00 <couleurs> agreed.
35:00 <Cadava> say hi
35:00 <anotherirc3r> hi
35:00 <Cadava> hi
36:00 <Cadava> couleurs and Katonic say hi
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> me/ sings killin in the name
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> fail
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
37:00 <fawks> me/
37:00 <couleurs> f u i won't do what u snail me
37:00 <Cadava> we have a rebel lol
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> i prefer the term non conformist 
37:00 <Cadava> i dont care!
37:00 <couleurs> i'm a femenist 
38:00 <Cadava> i like conformist so i will say conformist alright!
38:00 <Q{{> im a naturalist inhibitionist
38:00 <fawks> ur an idiot who dresses like a cat
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> a post modern feminist?
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
39:00 <anotherirc3r> lol wtf?
39:00 <anotherirc3r> who dresses like a cat?!
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> meow
39:00 <Cadava> how does a cat dress
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> better than a brony
39:00 <Q{{> they wear fur coat with zippers
40:00 <fawks> Q{{
40:00 <Cadava> fawks my IQ is larger than yours! ner ner
40:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Q{{
40:00 <fawks> ok
40:00 <Q{{> hai anotherirc3r 
41:00 <Q{{> im done for now bbl :D
41:00 <fawks> excellent
42:00 <anotherirc3r> enjoy
50:00 <couleurs> !weather
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> !cold!
52:00 <couleurs> definitely.
00:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/agOtoMo.jpg
01:00 <fawks> agOtoMo
02:00 <couleurs> TaMaGuCCi
02:00 <fawks> aRiGaTo
05:00 <couleurs> eyyyyyy SeXy LaDy
10:00 <thestig> sanrt
10:00 <thestig> snart!
14:00 <couleurs>  Hahaha!!!!
17:00 <tech_n9ne> Hi all
17:00 <tech_n9ne> Party jumping in here
18:00 <anotherirc3r> totally m8
18:00 <couleurs> xD
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah yeah!
18:00 <tech_n9ne> Lolz
18:00 <thestig> like a dead cat in a pillow case
18:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol
27:00 <couleurs> xD
33:00 <Nikky`> couleurs :o)
34:00 <couleurs> hi Nikky` 
34:00 <Nikky`> Hi Hi
37:00 <Nikky`> Nice cold day to be home and do your tax
38:00 <couleurs> TaX Me
39:00 <Nikky`> Will do
49:00 <couleurs> u guys r boren me
50:00 <Nikky`> Its like they want me to nap 
54:00 <zaim> it hasen't rained like this ALL day in a long long time
57:00 <Nikky`> I know and driving in it is annoying.. everyone forgets how to drive and goes so slow
58:00 <BlackDevil> Durarara
59:00 <Osskkaarr> BlackShit
59:00 <anotherirc3r> hai TheRon
59:00 <anotherirc3r> music kthx
59:00 <TheRon> hello
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> ready please Mr Music 
00:00 <TheRon> beer me!
00:00 <couleurs> ya every1 drives 40km in the rain cos theirs rain
01:00 <couleurs> xD
01:00 <Osskkaarr> Q{{ and BlackDevil PuLL cOnez AnD ShaRe LoVe StoRieZ In BeD
01:00 <anotherirc3r> aww bromance
01:00 <anotherirc3r> cute
01:00 <couleurs> CuTe
03:00 <Nikky`> 40km is fine. if its a 40km zone
10:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UaJAnnipkY
10:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Patrick Hernandez - Born to Be Alive - Official Video (Clip Officiel) Views: 15,646,783 Uploader: ClubMusic80s Uploaded: Aug 24, 2011 Duration: 3m10s Rating: 4.84
25:00 <Nikky`> ooomp :o)
25:00 <ooomp> Nikky` :)
25:00 <ooomp> Keeping warm?
26:00 <Nikky`> Yes, my gas company is loving me right now
26:00 <Nikky`> you?
29:00 <ooomp> Absolutely
29:00 <ooomp> Stupid cold weather
29:00 <ooomp> I don't think I've turned the heater off at all
29:00 <Nikky`> Yeah same since I got back from Geelong yesterday arvo
30:00 <Nikky`> oh, I turned it off smidge when I had to go out in it today
35:00 <couleurs> :)))))))
36:00 <ooomp> couleurs why did you turn the outside air con on
37:00 <couleurs> aheaehaeh
37:00 <TheRon> he's as cold as ice
38:00 <anotherirc3r> TheRon, songs plz
38:00 <TheRon> hang on heart is almost finished
38:00 <anotherirc3r> k
39:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MQSkIFhuli0
39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Def Leppard - Love Bites Views: 5,425,272 Uploader: HairMetalChannel Uploaded: Apr 2, 2008 Duration: 5m35s Rating: 4.95
40:00 <anotherirc3r> u been rejected m8?
40:00 <TheRon> haven't we all?
41:00 <anotherirc3r> true that
42:00 <flammable> This one is better https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FmkHqUwa4zg
42:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Halestorm - Love Bites (So Do I) [Official Video] Views: 9,200,175 Uploader: Halestorm Uploaded: Feb 14, 2012 Duration: 3m19s Rating: 4.92
42:00 <Osskkaarr> I dunno about that... Def Leppard ownz it.
46:00 <TheRon> i like hysteria better
46:00 <BlackDevil> EL CHAPO UPDATE: Top drug lord Joaquin 'El Chapo' Guzman escapes from prison; last seen in prison showers
46:00 <BlackDevil> watch out australia
47:00 <faux> EL CHAPO UPDATE: Top drug lord Joaquin 'El Chapo' Guzman escapes from prison; last seen in prison showers
47:00 <TheRon> he just popped down th 7/11
49:00 <aliasd> http://melbourne.indywatch.org/index.html#bomforecast
49:00 <aliasd> raining for at least another 2 days :(
49:00 <Osskkaarr> All of Def Leppard's albums are good... Hysteria is the best though.
55:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ivFYVAntpw0
55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Skid Row - I Remember You Views: 41,426,036 Uploader: miguelXtreme Uploaded: Jan 12, 2008 Duration: 5m13s Rating: 4.90
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
23:00 <couleurs> bomjour bitches
23:00 <ooomp> Bonsoir arsehole
24:00 <couleurs> hehehe
24:00 <ooomp> ;)
24:00 <ooomp> And Loof left 
24:00 <ooomp> Doesn't like the french
24:00 <couleurs> he doesn't like anything
25:00 <couleurs> he's a dumb bastard
25:00 <TheRon> look here frenchy it's not chowdere chowdere, it's chowder!
25:00 <ooomp> So true
25:00 <couleurs> Mono Rail!!!!!!!!
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> mono doh!
28:00 <ooomp> Lisa needed braces
29:00 <BenCox> Dental plan!
33:00 <couleurs> !weather
36:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLzqMJQzzcA
36:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: "Ma Baker" by Boney M (1976) The True Story of Ma Barker Views: 3,032,662 Uploader: David James Uploaded: Mar 18, 2009 Duration: 4m6s Rating: 4.85
40:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> there is now a public holiday for the afl grand final
40:00 <TheRon> woo hoo
40:00 <couleurs> wOoOoOo
41:00 <couleurs> go da dees
42:00 <Bastardly_One> ever seen Thunderbirds are Go
42:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> first time I've watched it 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it's on Go rn
44:00 <couleurs> ok
44:00 <TheRon> i'd rather have a beer
45:00 <couleurs> get a dog up ya
45:00 <milk> http://silkroaddrugs.org/guide-on-how-to-access-the-silk-road-3-0/
51:00 <TheRon> i find boney m clips pretty funny
52:00 <HaloumiTaco> I'm loving this t-shirt weather
52:00 <HaloumiTaco> Nightime snow boarding tonight yay!
53:00 <TheRon> personally i like a moist taco
00:00 <Bastardly_One> personally, this rain shits me
00:00 <anotherirc3r> go splash in puddles m8
01:00 <TheRon> i spent some time at the mail exchange hotel last night, it was great
02:00 <Bastardly_One> is that the one down the bottom of Albert St?
02:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=H9694K85Xc8
02:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Thompson Twins - Hold Me Now Views: 3,143,208 Uploader: ThompsonTwinsVEVO Uploaded: Nov 19, 2012 Duration: 4m45s Rating: 4.89
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I went to see The Church on Friday
03:00 <Bastardly_One> felt like I was the youngest person at a suburban over 28s nightclub
03:00 <TheRon> was it all the crap off their most recent albumns
04:00 <Bastardly_One> one set was the entire Blurred Crusade album
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the other was their newer stuff which from a fan's perspective is back on form
04:00 <Bastardly_One> boring to anyone else though 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Ian Haug really seems to of given them a spark
05:00 <HaloumiTaco> ahh like normal the idiets on the tv got the news report totally wrong
07:00 <couleurs> this thunderbirds go some bullshit bull shit
07:00 <TheRon> i was at etihad last night, i cup of that mid strength shit was enough
09:00 <faux> pelicon
10:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kOnde5c7OG8
10:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Roxy Music - More Than This Views: 4,340,055 Uploader: emimusic Uploaded: Jun 14, 2010 Duration: 4m16s Rating: 4.88
13:00 <Bastardly_One> the start of it was alright couleurs
13:00 <Bastardly_One> never seen it before
13:00 <TheRon> faux, pelicon?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> the cartoon before it was crap ... The Batman
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and I love Batman in most forms
14:00 <TheRon> i saw a good falcon last night, jimmy bartel handballed into his own head
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
14:00 <Bastardly_One> only Bartel could do that
15:00 <TheRon> maybe stevie j
18:00 <Bastardly_One> it is getting worse and worse though
18:00 <couleurs> =)
19:00 <Bastardly_One> this Thunderbirds
19:00 <couleurs> old 1 was cool
20:00 <Bastardly_One> certain animation is really cool though
22:00 <couleurs> definitely.
22:00 <ooomp> Defiantly
22:00 <couleurs> wOoOoOo
23:00 <TheRon> slave to love.......
23:00 <ooomp> FiFa
23:00 <couleurs> :)))))))
23:00 <couleurs> aheaehaeh
23:00 <TheRon> A-League
24:00 <couleurs> i made hot chocolate, i'm 13
24:00 <ooomp> 31*
24:00 <TheRon> cholocate and milk in the microwave??
24:00 <TheRon> and it overflowed?
25:00 <couleurs> No.
27:00 <TheRon> i want to know what love is i want you to show me
28:00 <ooomp> Sex bomb you're my sex bomb
28:00 <TheRon> so wrong
28:00 <anotherirc3r> nice song TheRon
28:00 <ooomp> Yet so right ;)
28:00 <ooomp> Tom Jones loves you all
29:00 <TheRon> i'm an absolute horn bag
31:00 <TheRon> i've been waiting for a girl like you
32:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
34:00 <milk> winds of change
36:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kdEGq4z6fP0
36:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Careless Whisper - WHAM Views: 12,487,100 Uploader: Garu120481 Uploaded: Sep 22, 2008 Duration: 6m35s Rating: 4.87
37:00 <milk> little red corvette
39:00 <TheRon> baby you're much too fast
40:00 <milk> whoa! dance to the beat of the rythym of the night
40:00 <TheRon> i'd rather not
41:00 <amsy> lol
41:00 <TheRon> do they know it's christams time at all
43:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=E8gmARGvPlI
43:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Wham! - Last Christmas Views: 88,556,008 Uploader: WhamVEVO Uploaded: Oct 25, 2009 Duration: 4m38s Rating: 4.80
45:00 <Cadava> i am here people
46:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon
46:00 <Bastardly_One> is it colder than usual?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> feels it
47:00 <Cadava> hi b1
47:00 <TheRon> el nino
47:00 <anotherirc3r> make it warmer TheRon
47:00 <anotherirc3r> fix it kthx
48:00 <Cadava> say hi please people
48:00 <TheRon> we are the wolrd, we are the children
50:00 <anotherirc3r> said hi last time
50:00 <anotherirc3r> do i have to do it every time m8?
55:00 <Cadava> okay just this once
00:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-COVcMZL8E
01:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Beck - Dreams Views: 14,381 Uploader: Camus Uploaded: Jun 17, 2015 Duration: 5m15s Rating: 4.96
01:00 <Cadava> couleurs what doea unf mean
02:00 <Loof> i have HamoumiTaco's house bugged
02:00 <Loof> his little brother couldn't sleep becuase he kept serenading him softly for hours with songs such as "let's get it right tonight"
02:00 <Loof> it went on all night
02:00 <anotherirc3r> cool story bro
03:00 <couleurs> agreed.
07:00 <HaloumiTaco> Yeah I like it too
07:00 <HaloumiTaco> cool story bro
07:00 <HaloumiTaco> tell me more
08:00 <Cadava> i have a story about edging
08:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6QZn9xiuOE
08:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Marvin Gaye - Lets get it on Views: 10,459,267 Uploader: Boblet233 Uploaded: Jul 22, 2010 Duration: 4m56s Rating: 4.92
09:00 <Cadava> if anyone would like to here it....or read it
09:00 <anotherirc3r> not really
10:00 <Cadava> spoil sport!
11:00 <anotherirc3r> ye
12:00 <Cadava> couleurs is ignoring me and probebly for good reason. I do cum off as a bit of a creep but i am realy interested in knowing what UNFs meams
12:00 <Cadava> you know anotherirc3er
12:00 <Cadava> ??
13:00 <anotherirc3r> nope
14:00 <couleurs> it means 2 cum off
14:00 <TheRon> letttttttttttt's, let stay together
14:00 <Cadava> cum off of what
17:00 <Cadava> sperm
21:00 <Cadava> anyone want to say sexual things to me in pm while i start edging
22:00 <anotherirc3r> what's edging?
22:00 <TheRon> same as rimming?
22:00 <Cadava> where you wank but hold back the sperm 
23:00 <Cadava> hold it back for long enough and it spurts harder than peter north
23:00 <anotherirc3r> dude.. why are you telling us that you're doing that?
23:00 <Cadava> because i need some dirty talk
24:00 <Cadava> while i do it
24:00 <anotherirc3r> go message Dugnuts
24:00 <Cadava> just type vulgar words
24:00 <Cadava> Dugnuts would?
24:00 <anotherirc3r> for sure
25:00 <Cadava> have you ever edged?
25:00 <couleurs> eyyyyyy SeXy LaDy
25:00 <anotherirc3r> not male m8
26:00 <Cadava> bummer
26:00 <Cadava> thought you was
26:00 <Cadava> there never used to be this many females here on irc
26:00 <anotherirc3r> u gay?
26:00 <Cadava> always
27:00 <Cadava> in a happy way
27:00 <g^style> still isnt
27:00 <TheRon> no no no he's gray
27:00 <g^style> and the ones that are look like twins with 1 head
27:00 <anotherirc3r> Cadava, are you homo?
27:00 <Cadava> lol
28:00 <Cadava> it realy does depend on the day and who is asking at the timme
28:00 <anotherirc3r> wtf?!
28:00 <anotherirc3r> how?
28:00 <HaloumiTaco> fucking idiets
28:00 <Cadava> lol
28:00 <HaloumiTaco> 3 minor crashes so far, there isn't even any ice on the road
29:00 <Cadava> i am sure you said you was male anotherir3er
29:00 <anotherirc3r> probably
29:00 <anotherirc3r> doesn't mean i am m8
29:00 <Cadava> i think you are giving me the cold shoulder
30:00 <anotherirc3r> is that right?
30:00 <Cadava> yes
30:00 <anotherirc3r> if you say so
32:00 <Cadava> anyone here smoke te weed
34:00 <HaloumiTaco> Smoke coal every day
34:00 <Cadava> good high?
36:00 <HaloumiTaco> Yeah but it makes you cough for it
36:00 <HaloumiTaco> I no care
36:00 <faux> gosh so many crazies on here
37:00 <Cadava> faux pretends to be different
37:00 <HaloumiTaco> Racially, she is
37:00 <faux> Says the biggest attn seeker in melb
38:00 <Cadava> is faux a she too
38:00 <faux> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> faux is both judging by the moustache
38:00 <Cadava> oh god
39:00 <faux> Talks about me as it knows me then asks if I'm female
39:00 <Cadava> i know certain things
39:00 <anotherirc3r> thinks i am male
39:00 <faux> U know fuck all
39:00 <anotherirc3r> i'm fine with that
39:00 <Cadava> what is between your legs....not so sure
39:00 <faux> Ya mum
40:00 <Cadava> where are all the hot guys
40:00 <HaloumiTaco> gay bars
41:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
41:00 <Cadava> hot sperm bars
43:00 <Serenity> did i miss something
43:00 <Serenity> why did taco say racially
43:00 <anotherirc3r> ni
43:00 <Cadava> hi Serenity 
44:00 <Serenity> literally had nothing to do with anything
44:00 <Serenity> hi Cadava
45:00 <HaloumiTaco> It does if you're racist
46:00 <Serenity> yeah clearly you are
46:00 <HaloumiTaco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxJfVWqK-qg
46:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mel Gibson's Love Song (Jon Lajoie) Views: 1,313,455 Uploader: JonLajoie Uploaded: Jul 6, 2010 Duration: 3m19s Rating: 4.72
46:00 <StrykerX> Fucking racists!
47:00 <Cadava> homophobes
47:00 <HaloumiTaco> Must be racist, married to an abo, with asian and lebanese friends
48:00 <Serenity> we can all type things on the internet
48:00 <Loof> u stink taco
48:00 <HaloumiTaco> We can all judge each other too, and think that it doesn't hold us back
49:00 <Serenity> why would me judging you hold me back
49:00 <Cadava> i must admit abos are a little off some of the time
49:00 <Loof> give up on life tardco
49:00 <Serenity> it was an odd thing to say, i addressed it.. not really any worry irl
50:00 <HaloumiTaco> You see, if faux were abo or asian, it would've been racist
50:00 <HaloumiTaco> Because she's white it is not
50:00 <HaloumiTaco> Its a joke
51:00 <HaloumiTaco> But if you believe that makes me racist, cool for you. You can believe whatever you like, and perhaps we won't bond because of that
51:00 <HaloumiTaco> ie. holding us back
51:00 <Serenity> yeahhhhhhh ok
51:00 <Serenity> i dunno whats happened to you lately dude but you need to go back to taco a month ago
51:00 <Osskkaarr> looooollllllllllllll @ Taco the wako
52:00 <Loof> he was a spaz then too
52:00 <Loof> always has been
52:00 <amsy> u
53:00 <Cadava> a lot of people who come on here are not right in the head and this is what makes irc such a special place to be
53:00 <Serenity> nah he was alright but lately hes been strange im not sure whats happened
53:00 <Loof> he's always been against weed
53:00 <Loof> anyone against weed is a fuckwit
54:00 <Serenity> i dont mind that people are against weed
54:00 <Loof> especially when they are drnkers
54:00 <Osskkaarr> HaVe a BoNg brO
54:00 <Cadava> we are all a little wierd
54:00 <Serenity> theyre entitled to believe what they want
54:00 <Loof> not if it's bullshit
54:00 <Cadava> i am about to pack a cone
55:00 <Loof> weed shouldn't be illegal
55:00 <amsy> https://youtu.be/HxZ8YENYGSI
55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Razzamatazz Ad - Satin Magic 1995 Views: 991 Uploader: Razzamatazz Aus Uploaded: Nov 12, 2012 Duration: 0m31s Rating: 5.00
55:00 <Cadava> it isn't in most places
55:00 <Serenity> but they can not like it just the same as you can not like alcohol
55:00 <Osskkaarr> PuLL it HaRD liKe yA SucK'n CocK
55:00 <Loof> just cause they don't like it they shouldn't try to stop others
55:00 <Loof> especially if they drink
55:00 <Serenity> specially a place like here where really.. you dont have to talk to them irl so who cares
56:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> I'M ON A BOATH
56:00 <Loof> just can't stand lies
56:00 <Loof> like the shit tardco says about weed
56:00 <Loof> he's a dick
57:00 <Cadava> so i just chopped in 4 spinners with this fitty
57:00 <couleurs> razza met tezz uh oh 
58:00 <Serenity> some people truly believe what theyre saying though so its not a lie toi them
58:00 <Cadava> who is razza and tezz
58:00 <Cadava> is that like shazza and dazza
59:00 <Cadava> who here has netflix
00:00 <Serenity>  o/
00:00 <Loof> dolphin
00:00 <Cadava> me too
00:00 <couleurs> what's netflix
00:00 <couleurs> is it like tumblr
01:00 <Cadava> movie streaming service
01:00 <StrykerX> Porn streaming
01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey British^Meat seeya British^Meat
01:00 <Serenity> urmum
01:00 <StrykerX> To your TV!
01:00 <Cadava> no porn on netflix
01:00 <couleurs> cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
01:00 <Cadava> just movies and tv shows
02:00 <Loof> hey British^Meat, how's ur sister? still lovin the big black dick?
02:00 <StrykerX> As if not have an Adults Only section
02:00 <Cadava> lol the internet has heaps of that
02:00 <British^Meat> Can someone paste to Loof to take me off ignore, cheers
03:00 <StrykerX> Loof: Unignore British^Meat
03:00 <StrykerX> Man up and take the shit he's gonna dish back.
03:00 <Loof> hahaha nah man
03:00 <British^Meat> hah
03:00 <British^Meat> weak
03:00 <Loof> more fun this way
03:00 <StrykerX> Nah man
03:00 <StrykerX> Pissweak
03:00 <Loof> lol
03:00 <Loof> oh well
03:00 <StrykerX> Grow a pair n take it
03:00 <Loof> she'll be right mate
03:00 <StrykerX> I don't ignore people.. Cause I dish it out
03:00 <StrykerX> I'm happy to take it back
03:00 <British^Meat> totes
04:00 <Loof> i only ignore fools
04:00 <Cadava> my bum smells like cheese
04:00 <Loof> i don't mind taking it from mates
04:00 <Loof> ignore is just my substitute for irl being able to punch
05:00 <StrykerX> lolol
05:00 <British^Meat> lol?
05:00 <British^Meat> dude you're certifiable
05:00 <StrykerX> Loof: Can't see you punching anyone bro
05:00 <StrykerX> I mean.. Your mrs bashes you.
05:00 <StrykerX> Nuff said.
05:00 <British^Meat> hides behind his sunnies and stares at ppl through the reflection on train windows
05:00 <Loof> yeah cause i dont hit women
05:00 <British^Meat> Coz everyones "looking at me funny"
05:00 <StrykerX> That's a good trait
05:00 <StrykerX> I won't lie
05:00 <Loof> doesn't mean i don't hit me
06:00 <Loof> men*
06:00 <StrykerX> What?
06:00 <anotherirc3r> his mrs bashes him? why?
06:00 <StrykerX> [20:05] <Loof> doesn't mean i don't hit me 
06:00 <StrykerX> loooooooooool
06:00 <Loof> lol
07:00 <Cadava> angry women swallow cum better
07:00 <StrykerX> No
07:00 <StrykerX> Angry women bite your cock.
07:00 <anotherirc3r> ur gay Cadava
07:00 <Cadava> while ejaculating
07:00 <anotherirc3r> sif u care
08:00 <StrykerX> He substitutes women for men in his sentence.
08:00 <anotherirc3r> oh right
09:00 <anotherirc3r> why would Loof's mrs bash him?
09:00 <StrykerX> She's agressive
09:00 <StrykerX> Don't know why Loof stays around.
09:00 <HaloumiTaco> nah I'm the weirdo
09:00 <Loof> cause of my son
09:00 <HaloumiTaco> stay out of it loof
09:00 <Loof> you are naive 
09:00 <Loof> sorry
09:00 <StrykerX> wut
09:00 <Loof> come back when you have kids
09:00 <StrykerX> That makes no sense
09:00 <StrykerX> I have kids dumbarse.
09:00 <StrykerX> Well.. A kid.
09:00 <Loof> would you leave them?
09:00 <StrykerX> Never.
10:00 <Loof> see
10:00 <StrykerX> Oh wait
10:00 <StrykerX> I see where you're going.
10:00 <StrykerX> My apoligies.
10:00 <British^Meat> ?
10:00 <Loof> no prob
10:00 <British^Meat> why would authorities leave the kids with a husband basher
10:00 <British^Meat> IF thats even the case
10:00 <British^Meat> fkn artard
10:00 <anotherirc3r> i feel sorry for Loof
10:00 <anotherirc3r> putting up with that
10:00 <British^Meat> i dont, hes full of shit and an idiot...
10:00 <StrykerX> Loof: British^Meat has a point.
11:00 <StrykerX> Leave her and report her to DHS
11:00 <StrykerX> You'll get the child(ren)
11:00 <Loof> then neither of us will end up with him
11:00 <StrykerX> They won't allow them to stay with someone violent.
11:00 <Loof> you don't know my circumstances
11:00 <StrykerX> You must have a history of violence.
11:00 <StrykerX> In which case, you're right.
11:00 <StrykerX> They'd go to a foster family.
11:00 <Loof> no just suicidal
11:00 <StrykerX> Or that.
11:00 <anotherirc3r> you are? :/
11:00 <Serenity> the fuck is even going on
12:00 <Loof> she'll just say i'm suicidal and not fit to be a father
12:00 <Cadava> people should leave Loof alone
12:00 <Loof> plus she has two family law lawyer sisters
12:00 <StrykerX> I'm not trolling Loof, Cadava
12:00 <StrykerX> I'm being sensible for once.
12:00 <Loof> i'll end up seeing him once a fortnight if i listen to you lol
13:00 <Loof> no thanks
13:00 <StrykerX> Loof: Are you being treated for your suicidal tendencies?
13:00 <Loof> not any more
13:00 <Cadava> don't tell people to much on here Loof they will only use it later
13:00 <anotherirc3r> i'm not being mean to Loof
13:00 <British^Meat> wah wah poor poor Loof
13:00 <British^Meat> sheesh
13:00 <Loof> just for schizoprhenia
13:00 <anotherirc3r> and i'm not the type to use information against others
13:00 <Cadava> this is open forum
13:00 <Doodle> leave Loof alone! *cries*
13:00 <Doodle> video t come
13:00 <Doodle> o
13:00 <StrykerX> Cadava: Stfu cunt
13:00 <StrykerX> I'm not using this against him.
14:00 <Doodle> i will tho
14:00 <Cadava> horrible people
14:00 <StrykerX> I don't like children being in a dangerous environment
14:00 <Doodle> like australia?
14:00 <StrykerX> Plus, why stay where you're bashed when you don't have to.
14:00 <anotherirc3r> leave Britney alone!
14:00 <StrykerX> If I'm gonna troll Loof, it'd be about his drug use.
14:00 <StrykerX> That'd be it.
14:00 <Loof> he's not in a dangerous environment
14:00 <Loof> that there is trolling
14:00 <StrykerX> Don't assume shit.
15:00 <StrykerX> Loof: Neg.
15:00 <StrykerX> You might see it as trolling but I don't.
15:00 <Loof> i've never laid a hand on him
15:00 <StrykerX> I'm being serious here.
15:00 <StrykerX> Not you, dickhead.
15:00 <StrykerX> The mrs.
15:00 <Loof> yeah well it's still better than him going to foster parents
15:00 <Loof> that destroys kids
16:00 <Doodle> fosters destroys anyone
16:00 <Loof> lol
16:00 <British^Meat> yes destroys kids
16:00 <anotherirc3r> be nice British^Meat
16:00 <British^Meat> much better of with the siucidal/schizophrenic/drug abusing imbecile
16:00 <StrykerX> Loof: If you're being treated for suicide, you won't lose access.
16:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
16:00 <StrykerX> If it was untreated, you would.
17:00 <StrykerX> Google DHS if you don't believe me.
17:00 <Loof> anyway you're pissing me off talking about my personal shit all the time
17:00 <Loof> so back on my ignore you go
17:00 <anotherirc3r> who are you ignoring?
17:00 <British^Meat> lol
17:00 <British^Meat> saw it coming
17:00 <British^Meat> from last week
18:00 <StrykerX> He's ignoring me
18:00 <Cadava> i wonder why
18:00 <StrykerX> Because he can't accept his mrs is dangerous to his kids.
18:00 <StrykerX> But anyway.
19:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL ignore
19:00 <ShadowLurker> what a pissweak human
19:00 <British^Meat> ikr :)
20:00 <anotherirc3r> eh i don't know him
20:00 <ShadowLurker> just think
20:00 <ShadowLurker> "junkie rambler"
20:00 <ShadowLurker> and you know him
20:00 <Cadava> a pissweak human is a person who gets off on making other people feel bad
21:00 <StrykerX> ShadowLurker: Do you mean Christopher?
21:00 <ShadowLurker> same same
21:00 <Osskkaarr> He doesn't have anyone on ignore... he's sitting there watching the responses... he knows everyone is predictable.. just needs to see it for himself.. yet again.
21:00 <ShadowLurker> lool
21:00 <anotherirc3r> i have nothing against him
21:00 <ShadowLurker> that makes 1
22:00 <Cadava> 2
22:00 <StrykerX> I don't really have anything against him.
22:00 <StrykerX> I just think he's a fool for staying in an abusive r/s
23:00 <ShadowLurker> well not so much against but thinking hes afuckhead
23:00 <Osskkaarr> There's more to it.. he's just not saying.
23:00 <ShadowLurker> StrykerX i agree
23:00 <StrykerX> Osskkaarr: He just said what it is
23:00 <StrykerX> He's got a history of mental illness
23:00 <Osskkaarr> Nup.. something missing.
23:00 <StrykerX> Which may affect custody if they split.
24:00 <Serenity> trying to talk to him about shit isnt ttrying to make him feel bad Cadava grow a fucking set plz
24:00 <StrykerX> Mental illness doesn't affect much unless it places the child in immediate danger.
24:00 <Osskkaarr> loooolllllllllllll @ ShadowLurker
25:00 <Serenity> Osskkaarr wants to rub peenies ShadowLurker
25:00 <StrykerX> I'm not trying to make him feel bad. I'm just telling him how it is.
25:00 <ShadowLurker> \o/
25:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously?
25:00 <Serenity> ooo lag
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof is mentally abused by both her and the kid
26:00 <Bastardly_One> he's gonna grow up with real issues of not being able to handle being told no 
26:00 <Osskkaarr> Look out.. B1 the expert.
26:00 <Loof> i dont see why i should divulge all this personal shit about myself
26:00 <Loof> to even expect it of anyone is just rude
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the kid treats him like a human punching bag
27:00 <faux> Lmao @ b1 giving anyone advice
27:00 <anotherirc3r> fair enough Loof
27:00 <faux> Do u even know ur sons name
27:00 <Serenity> you dont have to loof
27:00 <Loof> it's just fuel for da trolls
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and the wife treats him like a mental one
27:00 <Osskkaarr> lol faux
27:00 <Serenity> if u choose to talk then talk if not so be it
27:00 <anotherirc3r> agreed Sezz
27:00 <Loof> kool
27:00 <faux> b1s son grew up with a dad who signed up 2 tranny websites. I think loofs son is doing ok
27:00 <StrykerX> [20:27] <faux> Do u even know ur sons name << He lives with him
27:00 <StrykerX> I'd be concerned if not.
27:00 <Serenity> b1 doesnt
27:00 <faux> I was talking to b1
27:00 <Osskkaarr> B1 catches a bus from Ballarat to Beaufort and back for weed.
27:00 <faux> Keep up
28:00 <StrykerX> Oh right.
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't score the shit at all anymore ... catch up Dave
28:00 <faux> Yeah now he only smokes cocks
29:00 <Osskkaarr> CocK sMokeR
30:00 <Cadava> faux  how high is your iq
30:00 <Cadava> no fibs now
31:00 <faux>  piss off cadava you gigantic retard 
31:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Bastardly_One
31:00 <Cadava> lol
32:00 <Loof> damn that queens tits on game of thrones tits were a letdown
33:00 <Loof> so dissapoint
33:00 <amelia> yes and I'm sure she'd be squirting over you
33:00 <Loof> especially seeing them covered in faeces
33:00 <Loof> i'm sure you're something special slag
34:00 <Loof> go eat a whole bag of dicks
34:00 <Loof> you sound like a feral bogan anyway
34:00 <Cadava> spermy dicks
34:00 <amelia> sounds like a lot, especially if they were your size
34:00 <Loof> wot
34:00 <Loof> lol
34:00 <faux> She's saying u have a tiny peenie
35:00 <faux> meelys have u finished s1 of arrow
35:00 <amelia> nope not yet
35:00 <faux> omgosh
35:00 <faux> Hurry up
35:00 <amelia> too busy watchin mob dis weekend
35:00 <amelia> i knowwwww
35:00 <faux> Oh yeah
35:00 <amelia> soso slow but i will start again tonight
35:00 <faux> Well at least u finished that
35:00 <faux> Woot
35:00 <Loof> nobody cares
35:00 <faux> We do
35:00 <Loof> can u shutup please
35:00 <faux> obv
35:00 <amelia> then don't respond
35:00 <amelia> you piece of shit
36:00 <Loof> lol
36:00 <Loof> angry bitch
36:00 <amelia> aahahha
36:00 <faux> Such a sooky lala
36:00 <amelia> I'm smiling
36:00 <faux> Yah she's teh angry one
36:00 <Cadava> anyone like shazza from housos
36:00 <faux> Heaps
36:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Rudimental - Feel The Love (ft John Newman).mp3 (5.55MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:04)
36:00 <faux> Lmao doodle
36:00 <faux> So PA
36:00 <Doodle> pa?
36:00 <Cadava> i would facial her
36:00 <faux> Pass aggress
36:00 <Doodle> oh lol
36:00 <faux> sif make me type it 
36:00 <Doodle> soz m8
37:00 <faux> U shud me
37:00 <faux> And. 
37:00 <faux> qhat
37:00 <faux> You should be*
37:00 <StrykerX> amelia: Don't worry about Loof
37:00 <Doodle> kumquhat
37:00 <StrykerX> He's just mad cause he got told.
37:00 <faux> quhat
37:00 <Doodle> qhat
37:00 <faux> He's always mad lol
37:00 <Loof> amelia can you wash your cunt please
37:00 <Loof> we have standards in here
37:00 <faux> I think I've only seen him happy once
38:00 <StrykerX> faux: Was he high?
38:00 <faux> Also he's v diff on skype... much nicer 2 talk t
38:00 <faux> To
38:00 <amelia> clearly low standards if you're still around
38:00 <faux> He's not as angry
38:00 <Doodle> i'm much more naked on skype
38:00 <StrykerX> Doesn't suprise me.
38:00 <StrykerX> Neither faux or Doodle's comments.
38:00 <amelia> don't take your lil depression session out on me
38:00 <faux> I wouldn't know cos U HAVENT ADDED ME
38:00 <amelia> dickhole
38:00 <Doodle> i cant
38:00 <Doodle> me gfs wil get jls
38:00 <faux> iCunt
38:00 <faux> lmao
39:00 <Cadava> i am naked now
39:00 <faux> Yeah I don't wanna any nasty pms
39:00 <faux> Well any more
39:00 <Doodle> lolol
39:00 <Doodle> i wouldnt mind so much of they actually banged me
39:00 <Doodle> *if
39:00 <faux> OMGOSH DO U KNOW WHERE DOODLE IS PLS TELL HIM 2 COME ONLINE ASAP PLS WE HAVENT SPOKEN IN 6 MINUTES AND HE'S NOT ANSWER ING MY 49 CALLS FUCK WOT 2 DO
39:00 <Doodle> lmao
40:00 <Doodle> 'he's in the dunny'
40:00 <faux> PLS I KNOW U SPEAK 2 HIM LOTS TELL HIM 2 ANSWER ME
40:00 <faux> HELLO R U THERE
40:00 <faux> Yes I'm fucking replying u psychotic bitch calm down
40:00 <Doodle> olawd
40:00 <Doodle> fun times
40:00 <faux> I should start charging u
40:00 <faux> For messages 
40:00 <faux> Lolll
40:00 <Doodle> lol just say no
41:00 <Doodle> then we both win
41:00 <faux> Pls you've seen my replies 
41:00 <faux> They're as minimal as I can be
41:00 <faux> Wot. Ok. Sick
41:00 <faux> (Y)
41:00 <Doodle> keke
41:00 <Doodle> SO PA
41:00 <faux> lmao
42:00 <Doodle> i really need to switch to exercising in the morning
42:00 <Doodle> but i dont need another excuse to hate mornings 
42:00 <faux> Swhat I been tellin u
42:00 <Doodle> i dont function well in the morning
42:00 <faux> yea I'd fall asleep
42:00 <faux> Me 2
42:00 <Doodle> well parts of me do
43:00 <faux> Pics
43:00 <Doodle> lolol
43:00 <faux> My eyes are so dry like 
43:00 <Cadava> that is hot
43:00 <faux> There isn't even a drop
43:00 <faux> Of moisture 
43:00 <Doodle> have you got any eye drops
43:00 <faux> Yeah but that requires getting up
43:00 <Doodle> lol
43:00 <Cadava> a sticky morning tent
43:00 <Doodle> well
43:00 <faux> Lol I will in a min
43:00 <Doodle> thats your choice
43:00 <faux> I'm just being lazy
44:00 <Doodle> story of my life
44:00 <faux> When in clean the house i don't wanna move around in case I get a fluff on the carpet 
44:00 <faux> Then ill cry 
44:00 <Doodle> :/
44:00 <faux> relax I'm kidding 
44:00 <faux> But not really 
44:00 <Doodle> lol
44:00 <Doodle> you're such a girl
44:00 <faux> brb going 2 squirtlez in my eye
45:00 <Doodle> ehehehe
45:00 <Doodle> pics
45:00 <Cadava> porn stars must wear goggles now
45:00 <Serenity> ive made lils room perf. i dont wanna let her in there
46:00 <Doodle> lol
46:00 <Doodle> poor lil
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
46:00 <Doodle> sup g
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> muffin' much - u?
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> NUFFIN'
46:00 <Doodle> trying to decide between exercising and eating ice cream
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh do both
47:00 <Doodle> lol i'll spew
47:00 <faux> muffin much
47:00 <Doodle> muffin munch
47:00 <faux> Mm
47:00 <Doodle> omnom
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… don't do the ice cream straight away
47:00 <Doodle> *spit out hair*
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <faux> I wouldn't mind a bloob muff if it didn't have so much shoogz
47:00 <Doodle> lol bloob
47:00 <faux> wot
48:00 <Doodle> nothing at all
48:00 <Doodle> carry on
48:00 <faux> U laughing at me m8
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> me, yep I am
48:00 <Doodle> not at all
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> GOT A FUCKIN' PROBLEM?
48:00 <faux> I'll cut ur face off and give it 2 chez 
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
48:00 <Doodle> hahaha i saw her earlier today
48:00 <faux> lmao
48:00 <Doodle> chezin it up m8
48:00 <faux> Was she like AY ROB AY
48:00 <Doodle> no lol
48:00 <faux> SCARNON
49:00 <Doodle> she doesnt call me rob
49:00 <faux> oh
49:00 <faux> Well fuck u just ruined everything 
49:00 <faux> What does she call u
49:00 <Doodle> lol i'm not saying in here
49:00 <faux> Notice me immediately 
49:00 <Doodle> /notice faux immediately
49:00 <faux> .
49:00 <Cadava> Doodle are you a hottie
50:00 <faux> Lmao9
50:00 <Doodle> nope
50:00 <faux> Why is that embarrassing 
50:00 <Cadava> i bet you are
50:00 <faux> U turd
50:00 <Doodle> it just is
50:00 <faux> It's cute
50:00 <faux> And v apt
50:00 <Doodle> lol as if
50:00 <Doodle> thats why its embarrassing
50:00 <faux> OH GOSH
51:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Basement Jaxx - Oh My Gosh.mp3 (3.7MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:02)
51:00 <faux> How is it only 9
51:00 <faux> It feels so much later
51:00 <Doodle> ugh 9
51:00 <Doodle> running out of time
51:00 <faux> Just do it tomorrow 
51:00 <Doodle> i said that yesterday
51:00 <Doodle> and the day before
51:00 <faux> Hah
52:00 <Doodle> i hate getting motivated when its this cold
52:00 <Doodle> cos i am terrible at it
52:00 <faux> Crack the heat 
52:00 <faux> Crank
52:00 <faux> Lol
52:00 <Doodle> it is 
52:00 <faux> :/
52:00 <faux> And ur still cold
52:00 <Doodle> no but i will be when i strip to exercise
53:00 <faux> Don't strip then?
53:00 <Cadava> YES PLEASE
53:00 <faux> Wear trackies
53:00 <faux> N a jumper
53:00 <Doodle> then i cant move
53:00 <Doodle> lol trackies
53:00 <Doodle> i dont own trackies
53:00 <faux> Wtf
53:00 <faux> What kind of person doesn't own trackies
53:00 <Lumeah> Siff own trackies
53:00 <faux> Shut up hagrid
54:00 <Doodle> i just wear shorts instead usually
54:00 <faux> Pics
54:00 <Doodle> theyre really short
54:00 <faux> Even better
54:00 <Doodle> you can see my butt
54:00 <faux> Omgosh
54:00 <faux> Life complete
54:00 <Doodle> i'm kidding lol gross
54:00 <Doodle> i only wear boardies
56:00 <faux> I got into weird anxious cleaning mode yesterday and wiped down my walls and today I went back over em
56:00 <Cadava> are you wearing a shirt
56:00 <faux> Ready for a paint job
56:00 <Doodle> noice
56:00 <Doodle> yes i am wearing a shirt if that was directed at me
56:00 <Cadava> take it off
57:00 <Doodle> look, i'm not the underwear model you have pictured in your head
57:00 <Cadava> a man in boardies and nothing else is hot
57:00 <Maurice> Doodle sent me his pic http://i58.tinypic.com/dxhb7t.jpg
58:00 <Doodle> yeah of course he is hot
58:00 <Doodle> thats why he is in boardies and nothing else
58:00 <Doodle> der
58:00 <Cadava> lol
58:00 <Doodle> ;)
58:00 <Maurice> Them cheeks
58:00 <Doodle> Maurice sif share
59:00 <Maurice> Lol http://www.adweek.com/files/adfreak/AdFreak%20new/Ashley-Madison-scare-full.jpg
59:00 <Cadava> i am using an ear cleaner to stoke the cone
59:00 <Cadava> with the bud/wool cut off one end
59:00 <Cadava> is that normal
59:00 <Doodle> not really but you do what you gotta do
00:00 <Doodle> wtf Maurice lol
00:00 <Cadava> what do you use
00:00 <Doodle> coathanger wire
00:00 <Doodle> made into a stoker
00:00 <Maurice> It came up when I searched 'fat man wearing shorts'
00:00 <Doodle> haha
00:00 <Cadava> nice
00:00 <Maurice> And the pic too..
00:00 <Doodle> re00www
01:00 <Doodle> speaking of
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:00 <Picard> Doodle hows ya arse?
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> hopefully firm
01:00 <Doodle> [20:57] <Maurice> Doodle sent me his pic http://i58.tinypic.com/dxhb7t.jpg
01:00 <Picard> loose i heard
02:00 <StrykerX> Speakin of pedos
02:00 <StrykerX> Sup Picard?
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
02:00 <Picard> StrykerX the wife and child basher, how are you?
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> at least you're all matching with denim 
02:00 <StrykerX> Picard: Still drooling over your daughters friends?
02:00 <StrykerX> You predator.
02:00 <anotherirc3r> hai Picard
03:00 <Picard> never happened dude. unlike you and supervised visits with the kid 
03:00 <BenCox> StrykerX: if "How to Catch a Predator" ever did an Aussie version, Picard would end up on it
03:00 <Picard> anotherirc3r hellp
03:00 <StrykerX> Picard: You've just not been caught yet.
03:00 <StrykerX> BenCox:  LOL True!
03:00 <Picard> hard to catch an innocent man
04:00 <BenCox> Hi Picard, I'm Chris Hanson
04:00 <Picard> unlike you, woman beater
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> jerry, jerry, jerry
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> if i get a pool of jelly - can you guys wrestle ?
04:00 <StrykerX> LOL
04:00 <StrykerX> You? Innocent?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe in a g-string… or just naked?
04:00 <Picard> only if you are in with us kate
05:00 <BenCox> Picard: your mother asked me to spank her
05:00 <StrykerX> You sit there drooling over your daughters friends at Netball practice.
05:00 <StrykerX> Predator scum.
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, i just like to watch
05:00 <BenCox> she likes it rough
05:00 <Picard> netball?
05:00 <Picard> never been to a netball match in my life
06:00 <invizzi> i want to find a nice christian girl to marry me
06:00 <anotherirc3r> i'll join you and watch too kate
06:00 <Cadava> i just want flesh
06:00 <Cadava> human contact
06:00 <Picard> eeewwww
06:00 <Picard> humans really are cunts
06:00 <Cadava> anything will do
07:00 <Picard> id prefer a dog
07:00 <StrykerX> I bet you would.
07:00 <StrykerX> Always thought you were the type.
07:00 <StrykerX> Sick cunt.
07:00 <Picard> can you for once act like an adult and have a normal conversation
08:00 <anotherirc3r> just kiss and make up you lot
08:00 <Cadava> lets all rub knobs
08:00 <Picard> you and your little BenCox sidekick are really starting to get boring
08:00 <Cadava> stand in a circle
08:00 <ShadowLurker> same shit everyday
08:00 <anotherirc3r> ShadowLurker, yup
08:00 <BenCox> Picard: what would you like to discuss?
09:00 <Cadava> say the knob rub
09:00 <Picard> im all they have, they sit at home alone,in the dark waiting for me to join 
09:00 <Serenity> in what universe is wanting to fuck a dog adult conversation
09:00 <Cadava> Picard 
09:00 <ShadowLurker> rub the peenies
09:00 <Picard> who wants to fuck a dog?
09:00 <Loof> in dogworld
09:00 <DoC> Pigtard
09:00 <Cadava> Picard are you hot
09:00 <ShadowLurker> loooool
09:00 <Picard> Cadava no
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> wait, wait - let me capture that
10:00 <StrykerX> There you go, Picard
10:00 <StrykerX> You're in
10:00 <StrykerX> PM Cadava
10:00 <StrykerX> You can suck each other off.
10:00 <StrykerX> Zade: Hullo
10:00 <Picard> Zade hello
10:00 <Cadava> i would like to rub knobs
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> PLEASE - i've just eaten!
10:00 <Zade> hello StrykerX
10:00 <Zade> hello Picard
10:00 <StrykerX> How's it going son?
10:00 <Picard> whats news?
11:00 <Cadava> katatonic_kate01 if you had a knob would you rub it on mine
11:00 <Zade> i didnt go out last night 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> no i wouldn't
11:00 <Cadava> why not
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd be too busy rubbing it 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> myself….
11:00 <Cadava> lol
11:00 <Picard> lol
12:00 <Cadava> but if we rubbed them together
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah - naw
12:00 <Cadava> like swords
12:00 <StrykerX> Swordfight!
12:00 <Loof> amelia i wonder with your cheesy diseases, why haven't you got in to making cunts pizzas
13:00 <Cadava> then a shoot out
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> considering I don't have a cock - I suggest you find someone who already has a cock cadava
13:00 <Cadava> i think that might be a good idea
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep, me too
13:00 <StrykerX> Cadava: PM Picard
13:00 <StrykerX> He's into a bit of man play too
14:00 <Cadava> sword fighting
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> gaydar? 
14:00 <Cadava> ?
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> .com
14:00 <Picard> StrykerX is begging for it 
14:00 <StrykerX> Cadava: Yes.
14:00 <StrykerX> Picard: Beggin for what?
14:00 <Cadava> katatonic_kate01  i want some live chit chat in the pm
14:00 <Picard> cock in your arse
14:00 <StrykerX> You wish faggot
14:00 <faux> Me fart smells like ribena
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> well you won't be getting that from me
15:00 <faux> V weird
15:00 <Cadava> does gaydar have that sevice
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> I don't chat to peeps in PM usually
15:00 <BenCox> Picard used to have a crush on Matthew, someone who used to chat here
15:00 <Cadava> Mathew is such a hot name
16:00 <faux> Did that make u jealous bencox
16:00 <Picard> i did?
16:00 <BenCox> faux no I feel sad for Picard,  because Matthew left
16:00 <BenCox> with his islander boyfriend
16:00 <Picard> BenCox was neglected as a child, he comes here begging for attention
16:00 <BenCox> Picard was my father
17:00 <faux> I just find it amazing how he only talks when ur around 
17:00 <BenCox> I talk other times too
17:00 <BenCox> maybe
17:00 <faux> V sweet
17:00 <anotherirc3r> not much
17:00 <BenCox> when you're not around
17:00 <Picard> he sits here obsessing over the screen waiting for me faux
17:00 <DoC> father? lol
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> or has a highlight?
18:00 <faux> Def highlight
18:00 <BenCox> faux: aren't you the one who highlights shit like forks
18:00 <Cadava> sperm fountain on Picard's bum
18:00 <faux> Yeah that's my own nick lol 
18:00 <BenCox> I notice you pipe up a lot when I talk
18:00 <faux> I don't highlight Picard cos he gives me a moisty
18:00 <BenCox> do you have me on highlight too?
18:00 <Picard> lol
19:00 <faux> Don't turn this on me cos u get wet over Picards shiny dome 
19:00 <Picard> faux he is afraid of women, prefers cock
19:00 <Zade> lol
19:00 <BenCox> wait
19:00 <BenCox> faux is a woman?
19:00 <faux> ..
19:00 <BenCox> I thought it was a guy
19:00 <faux> Lmao
19:00 <Picard> pmsl
19:00 <Picard> clueless cunt
19:00 <faux> Suck me dick
19:00 <Picard> u really are a moron
19:00 <Cadava> faux is female i found out today
19:00 <BenCox> I thought women were supposed to be smart
19:00 <Osskkaarr> BenCox jusT goT oWned
19:00 <Picard> faux is sexy
19:00 <BenCox> not like they've had half their brain carved out
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock pix faux!
20:00 <faux> Lol k8
20:00 <faux> Trust
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> of course :P
20:00 <Cadava> i was not very happy when i found out
20:00 <BenCox> hey Osskkaarr, friend
20:00 <smashmouse> hi Picard
20:00 <Serenity> lol Cadava telling everyone faux is a girl like its news
20:00 <faux> Lmao
20:00 <faux> cracking up
20:00 <Cadava> it is news to me
20:00 <Loof> Oh amelia, your dad changed your world cause he'd feel ya, and you've ne-ver been the same, oh amelia
20:00 <Picard> lo
20:00 <Picard> l
20:00 <Maurice> faux jenner
20:00 <faux> Haahahaha
20:00 <StrykerX> Ohaiiiiiii smashmouse
20:00 <BenCox> I thought faux was just a retarded guy who typed weird because his IQ was under 80
20:00 <Cadava> lol
20:00 <HaloumiTaco> hey its that guy who is slightly better than loof
21:00 <HaloumiTaco> hi picard
21:00 <Serenity> no thats couleurs
21:00 <smashmouse> ;D
21:00 <faux> Lollllllll
21:00 <Picard> IQ under 80 would be double yours
21:00 <faux> LOL
21:00 <BenCox> thanks, A
21:00 <faux> My nail polish has a higher IQ than coxxy
21:00 <DoC> Picard spend last night with beehhh
21:00 <DoC> have u enjoyed Picard?
21:00 <Picard> lol faux
21:00 <HaloumiTaco> I'd spend a night with beehhh
21:00 <Cadava> is couleurs a male or female
21:00 <HaloumiTaco> not in a sexual way
22:00 <HaloumiTaco> I just find him interesting
22:00 <BenCox> faux maybe you should stop huffing the nail polish fumes
22:00 <faux> Nope
22:00 <Serenity> mmm heater
22:00 <smashmouse> batman batman batman
22:00 <smashmouse> you find him interesting in a sexual way, you say?
22:00 <Cadava> sexual
23:00 <BenCox> faux do you have brain damage or do you type like that because you think typing like a spastic is edgy?
23:00 <HaloumiTaco> yes thats exactly what I said you fucking illiterate retard
23:00 <faux> Type like what?
23:00 <faux> Are you blind or retarded
23:00 <BenCox> You type like a spastic
23:00 <couleurs> yeh lern 2 type fkn lel kik xD
23:00 <faux> Oh ok
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you that hard up for sex taco?
24:00 <faux> Coxxy is trying way too hard
24:00 <faux> As per usual
24:00 <BenCox> cool story faux
24:00 <faux> maeyb i shud tyep lyk dis 4 u
24:00 <Picard> lol @ BenCox calling someone a spastic
24:00 <BenCox> I'll pm you whenever I want the opinion of a vapid moron
24:00 <faux> iz dis beta
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> no faux no
24:00 <faux> lmao
24:00 <BenCox> also faux
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's like…. running your fingernails down a chalk board 
25:00 <Serenity> is it a full moon or something or is everyone coming down from the weekend and shitty its monday tomorrow
25:00 <BenCox> online uni doesn't mean shit to anyone
25:00 <faux> Lollllll
25:00 <Osskkaarr> Hes got nothing usual.. so he's fishing.
25:00 <faux> Clutching 
25:00 <BenCox> good luck with that, you'll need it
25:00 <faux> Soso hard
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> vapid LOLZ
25:00 <faux> Keep  trying benny booboo
25:00 <Serenity> wot lol
25:00 <Cadava> it is called blue balls sunday
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> full moon…. at the beginning of each month, i think
25:00 <faux> ur almost at plivents level
25:00 <BenCox> lol faux
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck
25:00 <Picard> lol
25:00 <BenCox> you're doing an online uni arts degree
26:00 <BenCox> hope you like Centrelink lines
26:00 <Serenity> poor pliv lol i saw he came on at like 3am abused some people and left
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> a degree, is a degree
26:00 <anotherirc3r> poor pliv?!
26:00 <Serenity> thats just pure desperation
26:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
26:00 <faux> lmao
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty much!
26:00 <faux> They all try so hard
26:00 <faux> It's bad
26:00 <Serenity> token you know these 'online degrees' are run through real unis right
26:00 <Serenity> we're doing everything anyone else is
26:00 <faux> Lolllll
27:00 <BenCox> yeah but they're not really held in high regard by anywhere that wants a degree
27:00 <Loof> trust me you have to suck the same amount of cock
27:00 <Osskkaarr> DoC will past that on for later.. hes plivents logger.
27:00 <faux> I'm getting the exact same degree as someone on campus
27:00 <Serenity> theyre exactly the same lol
27:00 <couleurs> i'm doing an IRC degree
27:00 <faux> You're just an idiot
27:00 <Serenity> in fact they wouldnt know any difference
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> ahhh
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> A DEGREE IS A DEGREE
27:00 <faux> agreed
27:00 <Picard> fucking moron
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> !
27:00 <Serenity> it doesnt say 'ONLINE UNI DEGREE' on the paper
27:00 <Serenity> lol
27:00 <faux> adegreed. 
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <Loof> it just looks like you did it through multiple unis cause ur leet
27:00 <Picard> kate, nuh its only half a degree online
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> no it's not
28:00 <faux> Lolllllllll
28:00 <Serenity> roflll
28:00 <faux> We pay the same amount 
28:00 <faux> We do the exact same work
28:00 <faux> We just don't physically go into campus
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> we do the same course structure 
28:00 <Serenity> my degree is all through the one uni
28:00 <Picard> in BenCox's world its not real
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly 
28:00 <Serenity> so its not multiple anything
28:00 <faux> You absolute tard
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> same with me….
28:00 <Serenity> i get the same swinburne degree anyone else gets
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods
28:00 <Loof> when i did it it was multiple
29:00 <faux> It's literally the exact lectures 
29:00 <Loof> open uni
29:00 <faux> Recorded from campus
29:00 <Loof> guess it depends
29:00 <Osskkaarr> Where'd you go BenCox?
29:00 <faux> Yeah loof some have units from diff units
29:00 <faux> Unis*
29:00 <Loof> on the degree
29:00 <Serenity> i even have to go in and sit for exams
29:00 <BenCox> Osskkaarr: UQ
29:00 <Osskkaarr> Got Nothing!
29:00 <BenCox> St Lucia :)
29:00 <Cadava> i smell onion
29:00 <Loof> its the way of the future
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> wash
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yo
29:00 <BenCox> Osskkaarr: gonna call me again tonight? I'm lonely
29:00 <Loof> cunts not leaving home
29:00 <Serenity> put your jocks back on
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> self
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
29:00 <faux> But why won't he comment on what we're saying 
30:00 <faux> Is it cos he realises what he said was moronic 
30:00 <Cadava> smegma smells like cheese
30:00 <Loof> if your job requires a computer you don't need to leave home i think
30:00 <Picard> BenCox has no clue, thats why he shuts up
30:00 <faux> agreed
30:00 <Cadava> but i can smell onion
30:00 <Picard> he has moved on to Osskkaarr
30:00 <faux> Fun times
30:00 <Picard> hoping he wont get 0wned some more
30:00 <Loof> video conferencing and shit
30:00 <smashmouse> probably coming from your mouth Cadava
30:00 <Osskkaarr> I've burned him many times before.
30:00 <smashmouse> rotting teeth
31:00 <faux> Everyone has yet he still tries so hard
31:00 <Serenity> well like i said if i went in, and someone who didnt do it online went in for a job. from the same uni, they wouldnt know who did what
31:00 <faux> Sweird
31:00 <Cadava> does that smell like onion
31:00 <faux> Yeah the degree won't say LOL ONLINE UNI FAKE DONT HIRE
31:00 <Serenity> hahaha
31:00 <Loof> sif you'd want to go to real uni and be around stinky naive teenagers
31:00 <Loof> gruesome
31:00 <faux> LOL U PAID 50K 4 NUFFING
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you sure there wouldn't be a huge red stamp saying DISTANCE EDUCATION?
32:00 <Serenity> no shit lol
32:00 <faux> Get out
32:00 <Osskkaarr> BenCox, How does it feel to get put in your place by females?
32:00 <smashmouse> teenagers
32:00 <BenCox> Osskkaarr: about the same as it does by males
32:00 <faux> Lol kate
32:00 <BenCox> but seriously
32:00 <BenCox> if you guys believe that
32:00 <BenCox> good luck to you
32:00 <invizzi> i tried online uni once, couldnt hack it
32:00 <faux> Lol. 
32:00 <Serenity> ...
32:00 <faux> Woweèe
32:00 <BenCox> Swinburne's not exactly highly regarded
32:00 <Serenity> rofl
32:00 <Osskkaarr> BenCox, You got nothing!
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
32:00 <Serenity> only im doing my degree through swinburne
32:00 <faux> Oh lordy
32:00 <couleurs> smashmouse hows ur ps4 batman degree going m8
32:00 <faux> Clutching soso hard
32:00 <Loof> swineburne
32:00 <Serenity> not anyone else
33:00 <Serenity> and as i said my degree wonty say DONT EMPLOY GOT DEGREE ONLINE. PAID 80K 4 NUFFIN
33:00 <smashmouse> goin AWESOMEZ thx for askkkinnggg
33:00 <smashmouse> <3
33:00 <Picard> so now its just swinburne thats no good
33:00 <Serenity> it will look like everyone elses from swinburne
33:00 <smashmouse> i downloaded drive club coz it was free
33:00 <faux> ehehehehehe
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO fucking way serenity…..
33:00 <Loof> plus she has a vagina
33:00 <Loof> she can put that on her resume
33:00 <Serenity> lol
33:00 <smashmouse> i gotta get lbp 3 so i can play it wid amelia
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> inception style!
34:00 <Serenity> i have a student card and everything juust like a reel student
34:00 <invizzi> anyone got a xbone?
34:00 <faux> reel
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> you mean you can complete a degree online and not have to attend lectures
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> mind blown
34:00 <Serenity> yes faux i did it on purpose
34:00 <Serenity> calm ur fanny
34:00 <faux> Lmao
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
34:00 <faux> I'm a reel boy
34:00 <BenCox> Serenity: and if you believe it's worth it, that's fine
34:00 <Picard> Serenity you're not a real student, omg BenCox is right
34:00 <Serenity> i know its worth it rofl
34:00 <Serenity> wtff
34:00 <BenCox> but placement from those unis isn't nearly as good as say, one of the Go8 unis
34:00 <faux> Don't bother 
34:00 <Cadava> i still can't let it sink in that faux  is female
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
35:00 <couleurs> c u @ FiFa 16 club
35:00 <Serenity> i dont even know what go8 means
35:00 <Loof> make sure you get perfect marks tho
35:00 <Serenity> i picked my uni im going there
35:00 <Serenity> faux is going somewhere else
35:00 <BenCox> Group of 8
35:00 <Serenity> as are everyone else doing it
35:00 <Serenity> ur not making sense
35:00 <Serenity> faux's uni is one of the best unis in the country
35:00 <faux> :)
35:00 <Serenity> whats your point
36:00 <BenCox> but didn't faux say she was doing multiple classes from different unis?
36:00 <Picard> i ordered a degree online from china, it said shipping takes up to 30 days, i hope it arrives
36:00 <faux> No..
36:00 <faux> Ll
36:00 <Serenity> no
36:00 <BenCox> ok
36:00 <Serenity> she didnt
36:00 <faux> Lofsaid that
36:00 <faux> Loof*
36:00 <BenCox> so what is this great uni?
36:00 <Serenity> none of your business
36:00 <Picard> Harvard
36:00 <invizzi> PCU
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> MYOB 
36:00 <faux> CUM
36:00 <Cadava> IRC
36:00 <Serenity> im comfortable sharing my info. she isnt
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> on your face
36:00 <Picard> CIM
36:00 <Osskkaarr> FiShIhG 4 InfO
36:00 <BenCox> I'm pretty sure she's stated some either time
36:00 <Serenity> nope
37:00 <Cadava> interracial sperm facials
37:00 <faux> Lol
37:00 <faux> Wq
37:00 <faux> Ew
37:00 <Serenity> either way it voids what you said
37:00 <Picard> lol
37:00 <Serenity> her degree will be just the same as anyone physically going there
37:00 <Serenity> it wont have a big red stamp saying she did it online
37:00 <Picard> im a stupid fuck and even i see what BenCox is saying is moronic
37:00 <BenCox> well if she proves me wrong, I'll eat humble pie then
37:00 <faux> Glad u said it
37:00 <StrykerX> [21:37] <Picard> im a stupid fuck
37:00 <StrykerX> lollll
37:00 <Serenity> rofl you're being silly
37:00 <Picard> hey, im honest
38:00 <faux> Yeah I'm going to complete my degree for bencox on irc
38:00 <invizzi> i need more american college comedies to watch, i can't get enough
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> good for you faux!
38:00 <Osskkaarr> looooolllllllllllllllll @ BenCox
38:00 <faux> Haha
38:00 <Cadava> merica is a shit hole
38:00 <faux> Brb going to the wee wee shop
39:00 <Serenity> i think a lot of people dont realise online uni isnt just some online school lol
39:00 <Loof> might eat a fucktonne of lasagne
39:00 <Picard> stool sample please. then we can be like apes and throw it at BenCox
39:00 <Loof> might even put extra cheese on top
39:00 <Cadava> faux anymore than 3 wipes is a wank
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> serenity peeps just haven't caught up with the concept 
39:00 <Cadava> remember that
39:00 <Serenity> prob not kate
39:00 <Picard> if i was going to uni id much rather doing it online
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lil bit slow perhaps?
40:00 <Serenity> but i have to sit in front of the same examintors as everyone else and complete my exams
40:00 <Serenity> examinors?
40:00 <Loof> the exams are inviginated
40:00 <Serenity> examinators
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly - the same markers mark the essays
40:00 <Loof> inviginators
40:00 <Serenity> whatever
40:00 <Picard> id rather be at home alone instead of sitting in a class full of fucktards like BenCox
40:00 <Cadava> the Examinator coming to a cinima near you
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <Serenity> that was funny ill give him that
41:00 <Loof> that's what they called themselves when i had an exam with at caulfield racecourse for online units
42:00 <Loof> i got let out for a cig becuase i applied for special circumstances to get more time so i can have a break
42:00 <Loof> had a cheatsheet
42:00 <Loof> but the old bitch came out with me for a smoke
43:00 <Loof> ownt
43:00 <invizzi> haha
43:00 <anotherirc3r> Swinburne is actually highly regarded
43:00 <Serenity> show us on the teddy where the bad lady touched you
43:00 <anotherirc3r> it may not be part of the 8
43:00 <couleurs> i'm highly regarded
43:00 <Serenity> they do well by me and i enjoy their lecturers
43:00 <anotherirc3r> as did i Sezz
44:00 <Cadava> any hot red heads want to say dirty things in pm
44:00 <Picard> i do
44:00 <invizzi> whats the worst uni?
44:00 <smashmouse> couleurs my mate upstairs bought fifa 14 coz i have it n he loves fifas n i didnt know aha so now i got someone to play wid that i know
44:00 <couleurs> fkn aweosem xD
45:00 <Picard> until you go spazz on ice and trash his place and he throws you out
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
45:00 <Serenity> Cadava read the fucking rules im kinda sick of your gross pick up lines
45:00 <anotherirc3r> please ban it
45:00 <anotherirc3r> it's creepy
45:00 <Picard> Serenity pm him and get it over with
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> before it lays eggs
45:00 <invizzi> what rules?
46:00 <Serenity> i dont want to pm it
46:00 <Loof> i'm thinking of updating my cert iv in IT programming
46:00 <Picard> cmon, take a hit for the team
46:00 <Loof> but that's a year
46:00 <anotherirc3r> nice Loof
46:00 <Serenity> creepy af
47:00 <Cadava> it lol
47:00 <anotherirc3r> yer
47:00 <Cadava> not very nice
47:00 <Serenity> 11 Solicitation : (Trawl/Solicitation)
47:00 <anotherirc3r> stfu weirdo
47:00 <Serenity> that section is for yhou Cadava in the topic go read it
47:00 <couleurs> i got a cert vi in IRC typing
47:00 <invizzi> i wish i got a twitter degree
48:00 <Cadava> Serenity just for me?
48:00 <smashmouse> i read through the south australian state legislation
48:00 <Serenity> ffs
48:00 <Serenity> just stop
48:00 <smashmouse> there are some hilarious things in there like if one messes with a homing pigeon
48:00 <anotherirc3r> die Cadava
49:00 <smashmouse> and it's left up to the imagination because it doesnt describe exactly what they mean
49:00 <Serenity> ive never seen you be mean to someoen before anotherirc3r lol
49:00 <faux> phew back 
49:00 <anotherirc3r> it's creepy :/
49:00 <faux> And stay out
49:00 <Serenity> yup
49:00 <smashmouse> nony is always mean to me
49:00 <anotherirc3r> it makes you want to scrub yourself
49:00 <invizzi> i got my first gf from this channel...
49:00 <anotherirc3r> to get its scent off you
50:00 <anotherirc3r> i am not mean to you joshy
50:00 <smashmouse> Picard looks like a hippo and humpty dumpty had a baby
50:00 <thestig> chrome dome
50:00 <ShadowLurker> lool @ arting
50:00 <ShadowLurker> parting
50:00 <Picard> thestig hows freo going?
51:00 <Serenity> lol GET ITS STENCH OFF ME
51:00 <Picard> use bleach to was yourself
51:00 <thestig> better then richmond
51:00 <Serenity> i have dettol wipes they will do the job
52:00 <Picard> lies
52:00 <Picard> copped a belting today
52:00 <anotherirc3r> we won thestig
52:00 <anotherirc3r> so shush
52:00 <Picard> go hawks
52:00 <thestig> who won
52:00 <anotherirc3r> richmond
53:00 <Osskkaarr> The Dockers lost 2 games and STILL on top of the ladder.
53:00 <Osskkaarr> :)
53:00 <anotherirc3r> we're 5th!
53:00 <anotherirc3r> hell yeah
53:00 <Picard> hawks by 72
53:00 <Serenity> who goes for the purple poofs
53:00 <thestig> richmond will choke
53:00 <Picard> choke lol
54:00 <Picard> freo coach will choke, he cant coach finals
54:00 <Picard> take a look at his record
54:00 <Serenity> west coast final
54:00 <thestig> richmond havent been in the finals lol
54:00 <thestig> for years
54:00 <anotherirc3r> we were last year
54:00 <anotherirc3r> duh
54:00 <Picard> last year mupper
54:00 <Picard> muppet
55:00 <thestig> final 8?
55:00 <thestig> loll
55:00 <thestig> after 10 years
55:00 <Picard> prelim this year
55:00 <Picard> at least
55:00 <Picard> how many flags freo won?
55:00 <Serenity> zerooo
55:00 <Osskkaarr> You'll see.
55:00 <thestig> we could talk about carlton
55:00 <Serenity> we could
55:00 <Picard> lol
55:00 <Serenity> but we still have more flags
55:00 <anotherirc3r> poor carlton
55:00 <anotherirc3r> i feel sorry for them
56:00 <Osskkaarr> oh yes... Carlton 3rd from the bottom.
56:00 <Picard> i dont
56:00 <Serenity> me too lol
56:00 <Picard> carlton suck 
56:00 <Picard> like essendon
56:00 <Serenity> excuse me
56:00 <Serenity> dont put us in a basket with those pricks
56:00 <Serenity> they cheated and still suck
56:00 <faux> I been tipping the afl and I don't know jack shit about it but it's fun 2 guess based on shit talk
56:00 <faux> This week I got 8/9
57:00 <faux>  Been doing better than nrl -_- which is me sport
57:00 <Serenity> i honestly havent watched one game this year
57:00 <faux> I've only watched one game ever lol
57:00 <Serenity> i know we're gonna lose theres no point lol
57:00 <faux> Ur a shit supporter 
57:00 <faux> !!!
57:00 <anotherirc3r> st kilda next week for us
57:00 <Serenity> hey most the carlton supporters i know are jumping ship
57:00 <faux> I watch my team regardless of how we're doing 
58:00 <faux> Bandwagoners
58:00 <faux> I hate that
58:00 <faux> Makes me sick.
58:00 <Serenity> im still loyal im just over losing
58:00 <faux> Loll
58:00 <Picard> yes thats sucks
58:00 <Serenity> its been like 14 years
58:00 <faux> It was 31 years for my team
58:00 <Picard> we got saints next week
58:00 <faux> And we finally won in 2010
58:00 <anotherirc3r> mmm.. worried
58:00 <faux> :')
59:00 <faux> Finally got to see them win a prem while I was alive lol
59:00 <Serenity> our whole entire club needs an overhaul
59:00 <Picard> i was 9 when we last won a flag
59:00 <Serenity> something is seriously wrong
59:00 <Serenity> not just the players
59:00 <faux> Ohnoes
59:00 <thestig> even adelaide got flogged
59:00 <faux> We got rid of our coach cos he was hopeless
59:00 <Picard> thestig u expected them to win?
59:00 <faux> They sacked him mid season last yr
59:00 <partay> faux
59:00 <thestig> yeh why not?
59:00 <anotherirc3r> ...
59:00 <faux> Maybe carlton need 2 do the same
59:00 <faux> Lol
59:00 <Picard> ffs 
00:00 <faux> Yes partay
00:00 <anotherirc3r> really?
00:00 <partay> hi
00:00 <faux> Hey
00:00 <Picard> im not even going to answer that
00:00 <Serenity> carltons been through like 3 coaches lol
00:00 <Serenity> maybe more
00:00 <anotherirc3r> do you watch the news thestig?
00:00 <Serenity> it needs to go right back up to the club presidents
00:00 <Picard> Serenity its not the coaches
00:00 <Serenity> somethings fucked
00:00 <faux> And its not the players?
00:00 <Serenity> nope
00:00 <faux> weird
00:00 <Picard> players and the board
00:00 <partay> how did dragons do today faux?
00:00 <thestig> no but you think they would of trued to win for their x coach
00:00 <thestig> tried
00:00 <Serenity> its a mix of everything of course but theres some serious wrong there
00:00 <Picard> wasted so much on judd
00:00 <faux> Fuck up partay
01:00 <partay> its been a bad few days for you
01:00 <Serenity> they got rid of betts and he was one of the best in the club
01:00 <Serenity> we'll they let him go
01:00 <Serenity> well*
01:00 <Picard> and the salary cap fuck up cost them draft picks
01:00 <partay> let uncle partay make it all better 
01:00 <Serenity> yeah
02:00 <Serenity> ive seen so many people on their page say theyre leaving to go support another team
02:00 <Serenity> thats fucking disappointing
02:00 <Picard> Serenity they might get james hird after essendon sack him
02:00 <Serenity> no ty lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't polish shit into gold no matter who the coach is 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> we need practically a new team
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
03:00 <Serenity> there was rumours of john worsfold bu i dunno
03:00 <Serenity> just rumours
04:00 <Picard> he would be ok
05:00 <Picard> there could be a few jobs up for grab end of season
05:00 <smashmouse> if Nibbler ate his own poop i bet it'd come out as gold!
07:00 <Serenity> next year will be interesting
08:00 <Picard> yep
08:00 <Picard> i just hope Hird is sacked
09:00 <couleurs> who cares about you're stuped footy iker is leaveing real medrid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13:00 <couleurs> right simba?
13:00 <couleurs> <simba> agreed.
13:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
13:00 <anotherirc3r> where is simby?
14:00 <couleurs> went 2 buy ps4 n FiFa
16:00 <faux>  This merlot is amaze
16:00 <couleurs> bona betit
16:00 <faux> LOL
19:00 <couleurs> béyonce
21:00 <partay> faux you drinking on a school night ?
22:00 <Doodle> yum merlot
22:00 <ShadowLurker> dong perig nong
22:00 <Doodle> lolol
23:00 <Doodle> shato noof de pap
23:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOOOL
24:00 <Doodle> heheh
24:00 <ShadowLurker> mmm tea
24:00 <Doodle> its bonza m8
26:00 <ShadowLurker> then its faygoz and neden holez all day
28:00 <ShadowLurker> cos im fat paid
28:00 <ShadowLurker> got a 5 storey house with a maid
28:00 <ShadowLurker> and she walks around with her titties hanging out
28:00 <ShadowLurker> and when i cough she come and dust my balls off
30:00 <faux> Yes I enjoy a glass of wine whenevs
30:00 <faux> I don't drink 2 get spastic 
30:00 <faux> Why you coughing dust r u b1 irl
31:00 <partay> lol
32:00 <thestig> lol @ richmond
33:00 <partay> lol @ carlton
34:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10408842_808153322632809_3643784563630295961_n.jpg?oh=1088c80461081145baf304bbaee0933c&oe=5623174E
34:00 <thestig> hi doodle
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah!
34:00 <Doodle> sup nigga
34:00 <thestig> not much
34:00 <thestig> hows u
35:00 <Doodle> not bad, you?
36:00 <Maurice> Look guys, nobody wants to read your love affair
36:00 <Maurice> Take it to PM
36:00 <thestig> good good
36:00 <Maurice> My PM..
36:00 <Doodle> lolol
36:00 <partay> Maurice can we take it to PM ?
36:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11737917_818081398299073_5677273860381990289_n.jpg?oh=c7ae66ead921d8472c32ac3b830fc026&oe=5619034C
36:00 <thestig> abbott is the best
36:00 <thestig> lol
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice teeth!
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> or have you eaten a brownie?
49:00 <partay> hi katatonic_kate01
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai there
52:00 <Doodle> both
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> delicious!
03:00 <partay> this room needs more boobs 
05:00 <faux> Serenity halp
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> and / or cock
06:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 you've seen my peen 
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope
06:00 <partay> yes u have 
07:00 <faux> Why deny it we've all seen it
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right, if you say so
07:00 <partay> in 3D
07:00 <faux> I have it laminated 
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm not denying it - so calm your tits
07:00 <partay> what a coincidence
07:00 <faux> Lol what
07:00 <faux> I'm calm 
07:00 <faux> :/
07:00 <faux> weirdos
08:00 <faux> WHERE IS SEZ I NEED HER 
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> has anyone seen the glitch on abc?
09:00 <partay> negative
11:00 <frayedknot> yep
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> good?
11:00 <frayedknot> yeah, i've watched the first 3 episodes and they were good
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome, i heard good stuff 'bout it 
12:00 <frayedknot> go and watch it
13:00 <partay> wow
13:00 <partay> told
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, yeah - just checking...
16:00 <frayedknot> not meant in a nasty way.. just a thought.
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> :)
17:00 <Bastardly_One> could of just stated if you thought it was good or bad
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's all good 
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm watching it now :D
18:00 <frayedknot> cool :)
20:00 <faux> Hey dangerous guy 
26:00 <mrdanger> hi
26:00 <mrdanger> whats up?
26:00 <HaloumiTaco> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/553353_317573068337330_551538211_n.jpg?oh=15572fd253bc93da38d85e5eda0454e8&oe=5627F7EB&__gda__=1448328533_417ea022a5c4e685abf4cae838929b07
31:00 <faux> Not much
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris must be running out of targets
32:00 <Bastardly_One> because Serenity is a big fat hoe that made half the server leave apparently
34:00 <Serenity> excuse me
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you can read
34:00 <Bastardly_One> he's ran out of people to complain about
34:00 <fawks> A hardcore rapper goes into a fishing supplies store.
34:00 <fawks> for reels...
35:00 <Bastardly_One> so it's back to you
35:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahaha @ this
35:00 <Bastardly_One> [23:34] <+tisk> half the ppl in melbourne channel told me to kill myself cause they are fucken morons
35:00 <Bastardly_One> [23:34] <+tisk> they jealous of me
35:00 <smashmouse> i want these burgers now https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11709555_923834250989352_7019765275567201722_n.jpg?oh=eca3b4f20dee43f067b878c742728873&oe=565A2404&__gda__=1444407647_b43ac30f9fac5ebbc1bba94cb28aeb33
35:00 <Serenity> jealous of chris yeah right
35:00 <Bastardly_One> have a few
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and have a heart attack smashmouse
37:00 <Bastardly_One> DoC, so tough
37:00 <Bastardly_One> only channel that would give you ops ever ... spastic
37:00 <mrdanger> you are failing to entertain me
38:00 <Serenity> the fuck is even happening
38:00 <Bastardly_One> chris is slagging off people and this channel basically
38:00 <mrdanger> Serenity: he got kicked/banned from nerdhacks because he posted that shit
38:00 <Bastardly_One> but I got a ban for it 
38:00 <mrdanger> id say
38:00 <smashmouse> why have a heart attack
38:00 <mrdanger> just based on context
38:00 <Serenity> oh
38:00 <smashmouse> and they're sliders, so they're small
38:00 <mrdanger> and the fact that doc is an op there
38:00 <Bastardly_One> in sydernee
38:00 <Serenity> god who cares lol
38:00 <mrdanger> and i learned all this in the last 20 seconds
38:00 <mrdanger> thanks to /whois
39:00 <simba> i just got mad thinking about Skirmish breathing
39:00 <mrdanger> arent you and skirmish besties?
39:00 <smashmouse> noone stayz banned in nerdhacks
40:00 <smashmouse> everyone is an op in nerdhacks
41:00 <mrdanger> nerdhacks soundsd like a bunch of vaginas
41:00 <smashmouse> auto ops
41:00 <smashmouse> not actual ops
41:00 <HaloumiTaco> Yeah David is really hospitable
41:00 <HaloumiTaco> Especially when he DDoS's you
41:00 <Serenity> its not even daves channel
42:00 <mrdanger> im kind of glad i no longer know who anybody on austnet is
42:00 <Bastardly_One> oh dear ... https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t34.0-12/11717236_423291741190535_56953399_n.jpg?oh=8f89b9703f8dc1aeaba2348b0482a228&oe=55A48372&__gda__=1436853487_001d16e2a0adfa349ee1d85ceaa3d29e
42:00 <mrdanger> dont get my wrong, my life is still pathetic
42:00 <mrdanger> just not this specific kind of pathetic
42:00 <simba> goat rape man lol 5/5 internet
43:00 <smashmouse> Billy Goat the Kidd
43:00 <HaloumiTaco> Bastardly_One, thats not a ram
43:00 <mrdanger> british netflix is better than usa
43:00 <smashmouse> i still dont remember a lot of ppl
43:00 <mrdanger> in case anybody is curious
43:00 <Osskkaarr> HaloumiTaco, I don't DDoS people... your dribble fails you.
44:00 <smashmouse> yer taco IS full of shit
44:00 <HaloumiTaco> Yeah I'm full of shit
44:00 <mrdanger> shit tacooooooo
44:00 <Serenity> OH DONT YOU DARE LOOK BACK
44:00 <smashmouse> y u ruin haloumi  maanng
44:00 <HaloumiTaco> shit tacooooo dribbles
44:00 <Serenity> JUST KEEP YOUR EYES ON ME
44:00 <Serenity> I SAID YOURE HOLDING BACK
44:00 <Serenity> SHE SAID SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME
44:00 <smashmouse> i gots this chinese sosige dawg
44:00 <HaloumiTaco> THIS WOMAN IS MY DESTINY
44:00 <HaloumiTaco> I SAID WOOOEEE
44:00 <HaloumiTaco> SHUDDUP AND DANCE
44:00 <mrdanger> fuck
44:00 <Serenity> now it can be in all of your heads too
45:00 <mrdanger> how much of the final have i missed
45:00 <Serenity> and you will be as miserable as me
45:00 <HaloumiTaco> don't worry my wife implanted it
45:00 <smashmouse> i still have hot tub time machine 2 quotes in my head
45:00 <HaloumiTaco> I don't even know who its by
45:00 <mrdanger> anybody watching?
45:00 <Serenity> walk the moon or something
45:00 <Serenity> i dunno but its been in my head all day
45:00 <HaloumiTaco> the other one that fucks me
45:00 <HaloumiTaco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f5A4DnGtis
46:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: CharliÂ XCXÂ - FamousÂ [OfficialÂ MusicÂ VideoÂ YTMAs] Views: 5,878,692 Uploader: officialcharlixcx Uploaded: Mar 23, 2015 Duration: 3m54s Rating: 4.54
46:00 <Bastardly_One> 6/5 30/30 first set
46:00 <mrdanger> sweet thanks b1
46:00 <HaloumiTaco> although the music video is kind of good
46:00 <HaloumiTaco> b1 is in the music video
46:00 <Bastardly_One> 40/30 now
46:00 <Serenity> i dont think ive heard this one
46:00 <smashmouse> if you watch the dont worry be happy music video you are cursed to die!
46:00 <smashmouse> :/
46:00 <smashmouse> urrbaann leeggeennd
47:00 <HaloumiTaco> although like the lady gaga shit, the music video is different to the radio edit
47:00 <HaloumiTaco> misses huge sections of the track
47:00 <simba> charlie xox is winning the tennis 
47:00 <HaloumiTaco> don't call her a lesbian!
48:00 <HaloumiTaco> oh yeah pieter is in the music vid too
52:00 <simba> hey pollock, hows ur step dad
52:00 <HaloumiTaco> mayo says to say hi
52:00 <HaloumiTaco> apparently he's shy or some gay shit
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I say some gay shit 
54:00 <HaloumiTaco> Yeah but you're alright
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah we know but I mean if I had the choice between him being shy or some gay shit 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm still being asked how friday night was
55:00 <HaloumiTaco> why?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and I can only say I've never seen so many mums and dads at one place at one time
55:00 <simba> whos asking
55:00 <Bastardly_One> My American friends are catching up to 2 days ago
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I went to see The Church and I felt reasonably young
55:00 <simba> ok thanx 4 catching us up on catching them up feels like a big catcher up a thon hey lol
56:00 <simba> sorry that was rude ---- tell me everything about The Church start to finish
56:00 <HaloumiTaco> oh
56:00 <HaloumiTaco> that old timers music you mentioned
56:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing to tell really 
57:00 <HaloumiTaco> whatevs
57:00 <Bastardly_One> My hat seemed to be a something for the guitarists to focus on though
57:00 <simba> 40 years of being a band and u have nothing to tell 
57:00 <HaloumiTaco> shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it off
57:00 <smashmouse> i found a wife for theron https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/t31.0-8/s960x960/11313178_845241975564116_7573204454033755002_o.jpg
57:00 <Bastardly_One> was good, I enjoyed every second of it 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but I dunno, they played ... for about 3hrs
57:00 <Bastardly_One> it was good
57:00 <Bastardly_One> that's that 
58:00 <simba> who do they thnk they are the Curech
58:00 <HaloumiTaco> Bastardly_One, song 4 u
58:00 <HaloumiTaco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfWlot6h_JM
58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Taylor Swift - Shake It Off Views: 924,577,315 Uploader: TaylorSwiftVEVO Uploaded: Aug 18, 2014 Duration: 4m2s Rating: 4.48
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I think so Taco
59:00 <simba> yep heres a lil niche track 4 taco dont think hes heard it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-u5WLJ9Yk4
59:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Britney Spears - ...Baby One More Time Views: 149,032,780 Uploader: BritneySpearsVEVO Uploaded: Oct 25, 2009 Duration: 3m57s Rating: 4.76
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