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00:00 <nate> http://www.animefreak.tv/watch/dragon-ball-super-episode-1-online
00:00 <nate> for u b1
00:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmm no thx
04:00 <Loof> this is the worst movie i've ever seen: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060666/?ref_=chtbtm_tt_14
05:00 <Loof> "manos the hands of fate"
05:00 <Loof> and manos actually means hands
05:00 <Loof> so it's "hands the hands of fate"
05:00 <Loof> 1.9/10
16:00 <Serenity>    o.O
16:00 <simba> lolll
16:00 <simba> pollocks got his mojo back
20:00 <Cadava>  hi simba 
21:00 <Osskkaarr> Watch simba get jelly over the next 7 days.
21:00 <Osskkaarr> Night simba :)
23:00 <British^Meat> lol
23:00 <TheRiddler> watch Osskkaarr get barred from irc over the next 7 days
23:00 <British^Meat> what an exit
23:00 <TheRiddler> :p
23:00 <British^Meat> blah blah bla blah blah blah, night simba
23:00 <British^Meat> u know he's still watchin :)
24:00 <simba> <Osskkaarr> Watch simba get jelly over the next 7 days. - lol
24:00 <simba> this guy is insane
24:00 <Maurice> Now I want jelly
24:00 <Maurice> Red jelly
25:00 <Serenity> i want orange jelly
25:00 <TheRiddler> watermelon flavoured jelly
26:00 <milk> pear jelly
26:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not sure why he's boasting
26:00 <British^Meat> r u shopping for jelly over the next seven days simba?
27:00 <British^Meat> whats sort, aeroplane or just black and gold
27:00 <British^Meat> black and gold aint bad
27:00 <British^Meat> pretty cheap too
27:00 <Maurice> And one the 7th day, God created aeroplane jelly
27:00 <slinky_J> British^Meat howcome u dont give me shit
27:00 <Serenity> coles brand jelly sets firmer
27:00 <Serenity> its yum
27:00 <slinky_J> over the batman ps4
27:00 <British^Meat> oh god
27:00 <slinky_J> just asking man
27:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't had jelly for years
27:00 <British^Meat> r u drunk slinky_J?
27:00 <slinky_J> no
28:00 <slinky_J> kind've high off of what I just did.
28:00 <Bastardly_One> can't really go wrong with orange jelly no matter the brand though
28:00 <Serenity> i made like 2 litres of it the other week
28:00 <Serenity> kids loved it
28:00 <British^Meat> coz once when you were smashed u saked "why dont u give me shit over my kid, and you carried on and on"
28:00 <slinky_J> And sick of fucken you.
28:00 <British^Meat> ok
28:00 <slinky_J> My third wii is at my mums
28:00 <slinky_J> so I get a third ps4
28:00 <Serenity> grape jelly
28:00 <Serenity> hnngg
28:00 <TheRiddler> 3 ps4s not 2
28:00 <slinky_J> first went to my kid, I had one and sold it on gumtree
29:00 <Maurice> Well now your kids dead, you can get it back
29:00 <slinky_J> I just want your big arm talk.
29:00 <slinky_J> I'm thinking about a new tee vee.
29:00 <TheRiddler> your story is turning into a novel
30:00 <Bastardly_One> random spastic
30:00 <slinky_J> Like the talk from most of you fucking losers
30:00 <British^Meat> thats enough slinky_J
30:00 <British^Meat> i want you to apologise right now
30:00 <slinky_J> nah
30:00 <slinky_J> it aint
30:00 <British^Meat> not in pm
30:00 <British^Meat> right here
30:00 <slinky_J> only one person
30:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha
30:00 <British^Meat> in the main channel, you apologise for what you did
30:00 <slinky_J> knows what Im doin
30:00 <British^Meat> (chuckles)
30:00 <TheRiddler> here's a hint dont talk about your personal life
30:00 <ShadowLurker> drugs
30:00 <Maurice> And don't make shit up
30:00 <slinky_J> cmon u little cunts
30:00 <Maurice> Then deny saying it
30:00 <ShadowLurker> everyone knows
30:00 <British^Meat> trouble?
31:00 <slinky_J> go on about shit
31:00 <slinky_J> how the fuck easy was this
31:00 <slinky_J> blow my dick Maurice
31:00 <Maurice> Gross
31:00 <British^Meat> He's playin those "games " again
31:00 <ShadowLurker> pretends to be trolling
31:00 <slinky_J> old cunt
31:00 <British^Meat> its all part of the plan
31:00 <slinky_J> dude
31:00 <ShadowLurker> right
31:00 <slinky_J> pfffff
31:00 <Maurice> I wouldn't touch your festy little pecker with Picards hand
31:00 <slinky_J> my nine seven fucked a nice greek girl in the toilets tonite
31:00 <ShadowLurker> we get this personality tonight 
31:00 <slinky_J> waitress
31:00 <slinky_J> wooooop
31:00 <slinky_J> cmon faggots
32:00 <slinky_J> lets go
32:00 <British^Meat> nah
32:00 <British^Meat> c ya
32:00 <slinky_J> ^
32:00 <Serenity> anyone tried that make ur own flavour jellu
32:00 <ShadowLurker> om nom nom
32:00 <slinky_J> fine
32:00 <xm> my mother used to make milo jelly
32:00 <slinky_J> u wont
32:00 <slinky_J> i give up
32:00 <ShadowLurker> peach tea jelly
32:00 <Maurice> Serenity, I did with my niece
32:00 <xm> and coffee
32:00 <Maurice> She used coke
32:00 <Serenity> i wanna use tea
32:00 <StrykingX> Getting noticed flooded
32:00 <StrykingX> It's funny
33:00 <xm> there's probably green tea jelly in Japan
33:00 <xm> they have green tea everything over there
33:00 <Serenity> now i want bubble tea
33:00 <simba> fuck u British^Meat
33:00 <smashmouse> u guys are noble.
33:00 <British^Meat> oh my
33:00 <British^Meat> anyone in particular or just one of the usual suspects?
33:00 <Lmaoooooooo> I'm popular tonight 
33:00 <British^Meat> ye mustve mad them mad, yes quite mad
33:00 <Lmaoooooooo> There's only one who'd flood these msgs
34:00 <TheRiddler> I tried tea with jelly
34:00 <TheRiddler> iced tea with jelly
34:00 <smashmouse> simba u missed meeeeeee
34:00 <smashmouse> rhino room
34:00 <smashmouse> MC
34:00 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8jMn0mQPnY
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kylie Minogue - The One (Freemasons Vocal Club Mix) Views: 196,574 Uploader: videorelaxante Uploaded: Apr 27, 2009 Duration: 8m15s Rating: 4.95
34:00 <smashmouse> ahaaaaaaaaa last week yo
34:00 <smashmouse> sik sik
34:00 <simba> shut up smashmouse you stupid meathead
34:00 <smashmouse> blurrrp!
34:00 <smashmouse> lick my dick greek
34:00 <British^Meat> tsk tsk
35:00 <Maurice> You bastard
35:00 <Maurice> You stole my thunder
35:00 <simba> lick me!!!!!!!!!!
35:00 <ShadowLurker> unstable doesnt even start
35:00 <Lmaoooooooo> O well :D
35:00 <British^Meat> they should learn some relaxed breathing patterns
35:00 <British^Meat> can they send me one?
36:00 <British^Meat> that guys gettin worse every year :/
36:00 <Maurice> Day*
36:00 <British^Meat> lol
36:00 <British^Meat> of course
36:00 <British^Meat> hello, can you send me one mad man?
36:00 <LolLoser> Hahaha 
37:00 <simba> rhino room
37:00 <simba> lol
37:00 <ChorizoTaco> `kick ass
38:00 <ShadowLurker> he should be permbanned
38:00 <simba> put one on on Serenitys computer she wont do it
39:00 <ShadowLurker> nah ive got too much integrity for that
39:00 <Bastardly_One> have you noticed when he starts though?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> whenever there is actual normal conversation going on 
39:00 <simba> nope
39:00 <Loof> it kills him he can't contribute normally
43:00 <British^Meat> lol MC @ Rhino room, i missed that :)
43:00 <British^Meat> fuck you simba
48:00 <simba> wtf
49:00 <simba> hes lost it
49:00 <ChorizoTaco> lost what?
49:00 <simba> whatever he once had
49:00 <ChorizoTaco> I believe in your uncertainty
51:00 <Loof> i should get my licence, if i had it now i could drive over to my brother's house, he has 6 slabs of homebrew and a street fight II machine
51:00 <Loof> figher*
51:00 <simba> kool
52:00 <Serenity> lol
53:00 <xm> does he make you BYO coins
53:00 <Loof> yeah
54:00 <Loof> he has hundreds of games on it
54:00 <Loof> it's sick
54:00 <milk> his homebrew any good?
54:00 <xm> is this the lawyer brother
54:00 <Loof> yep
55:00 <Loof> he nearly one a street fighter II championship a few weeks ago in the city
55:00 <Loof> got beat by a guy using E Honda tho
55:00 <xm> what was he playing as
55:00 <xm> my brother always played ehonda
55:00 <Loof> he didn't tell me who he used
56:00 <xm> brothers should have no secrets!!!
56:00 <Loof> yeah blanka and e honda were awesome
56:00 <Loof> similar moves
56:00 <Loof> except blanka had electricity and e honda had the hundred hand thing
56:00 <fawks> CARROT CUM
56:00 <xm> wait it was blanka that my brother always played not ehonda
56:00 <Loof> cool
56:00 <British^Meat> greets mr simba
56:00 <British^Meat> probably THE best % in the room
57:00 <Loof> i liked sagat
57:00 <Loof> he had high and low fireballs
57:00 <xm> i was mostly ken or ryu
57:00 <Loof> as well as ryu and kens uppercuts
58:00 <xm> fawks, do you ever dip carrots in hummus?
58:00 <ChorizoTaco> hmmm
58:00 <ChorizoTaco> wondering if I should nacho
58:00 <fawks> yes
58:00 <fawks> i told u dis
58:00 <milk> I liked Cammy a Chun-Li
58:00 <milk> and
58:00 <xm> i wasnt sure if it were celery
58:00 <British^Meat> -currently batmanin, u wanna watch me beat goons?
59:00 <Loof> man i want a viet pork roll
59:00 <xm> it was one or both
59:00 <xm> there are phorittos now
59:00 <ChorizoTaco> I have sour cream and guacamole and chorizo and salsa and CCs
59:00 <ChorizoTaco> hmmm
59:00 <xm> like pho stuff inside a "burrito"
59:00 <Loof> nice
59:00 <ChorizoTaco> or I could stand n stuff
59:00 <ChorizoTaco> slut
00:00 <Loof> celery is awesome with penut butter
00:00 <Loof> i got that one off my grandad
01:00 <xm> what are the wifey's parents like
01:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQAxDFS-aCk
01:00 <xm> are they fairly stereotypical
01:00 <ChorizoTaco> you know what else is awesome.. being wealthy enough so you don't need to eat like a fucking rabbit
01:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Carrot Shot on the Face of a Girl! [HQ] Views: 37,829 Uploader: buttertentakel Uploaded: Nov 23, 2010 Duration: 0m30s Rating: 3.73
01:00 <Loof> strict
01:00 <Loof> and yes very viet
01:00 <xm> do they have a business?
01:00 <TheRiddler> for faux
01:00 <TheRiddler> fawks
01:00 <Loof> nope
02:00 <Loof> her dad just grows shit
02:00 <xm> can your kid speak any viet
02:00 <Loof> a few chinese words
02:00 <ChorizoTaco> I used to eat celery and peanut butter when I was a teenager and my mum was povo
02:00 <xm> i know a few Chinese viets but they mostly speak viet
02:00 <ChorizoTaco> solo batmanin?
03:00 <ChorizoTaco> I bought mum a jacuzzi so she can forget about those days
03:00 <Loof> her family speak this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teochew_dialect
03:00 <xm> havent heard of that one
03:00 <Loof> zac knows a bit
03:00 <xm> wait i do know it
03:00 <xm> under a different name
03:00 <Loof> cool
04:00 <milk> speak any canton?
05:00 <TheRiddler> you speak so much shit ChorizoTaco
05:00 <ChorizoTaco> thanks, I try
05:00 <ChorizoTaco> I also enjoy your conversation to a mutual level
06:00 <tech_n9ne> Yeah sausagetaco
06:00 <tech_n9ne> Stfu dude
06:00 <ChorizoTaco> yea ban evaders!
06:00 <tech_n9ne> Whis evading
06:00 <tech_n9ne> Who
06:00 <ChorizoTaco> oh so you must be mayo
06:00 <milk> http://www.sbs.com.au/popasia/
06:00 <tech_n9ne> No mentalson
07:00 <Loof> you get around Bastardly_One: http://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2015/7/4/1436017891004/2f46af83-2914-476b-af0d-91b16b3a2c34-2060x1236.jpeg?w=620&q=85&auto=format&sharp=10&s=20bfb00c3ec1794121bac111fb9e98e2
07:00 <ChorizoTaco> oh, the aspie
07:00 <tech_n9ne> Fuck pop asia
07:00 <Loof> http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/jul/04/oregon-marijuana-laws-weed-the-people
07:00 <tech_n9ne> Weed heada
07:00 <ChorizoTaco> if marijuana cures cancer, why to marijuana smokers get cancer?
07:00 <tech_n9ne> Heads even
07:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol true chorizo
08:00 <Bastardly_One> the oils are taken differently
08:00 <tech_n9ne> Its all bullshit
08:00 <ChorizoTaco> yea but people want it legalized, so they can smoke it
08:00 <Bastardly_One> depends 
08:00 <ChorizoTaco> meanwhile medicinal marijuana oils are already legal
08:00 <tech_n9ne> Imma have a cone n forget about it lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> in colorado for instance
08:00 <Serenity> if it was legal id smoke so much
08:00 <Bastardly_One> it's sold more in forms like lollies
08:00 <Bastardly_One> coffee sweeteners
08:00 <tech_n9ne> Hey serenity
08:00 <Bastardly_One> butters
09:00 <Bastardly_One> shit like that 
09:00 <tech_n9ne> How is it hanging?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> the actual smokers aren't the main trade there
09:00 <ChorizoTaco> remember when the alcohol companies had to remove product lines, because they were accused of marketing to kids?
09:00 <Serenity> long n loose
09:00 <ChorizoTaco> whats the difference?
09:00 <milk> yeah, I'd give up meds and just smoke dope
09:00 <tech_n9ne> Creepy
09:00 <tech_n9ne> U know who i am right?
10:00 <milk> the alcopops thing?
10:00 <Serenity> no idea
10:00 <Bastardly_One> it's spenser you spastic
10:00 <ChorizoTaco> milk, yep
10:00 <fawks> [01:07] <ChorizoTaco> if marijuana cures cancer, why to marijuana smokers get cancer?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> *spencer
10:00 <fawks> r u jaden smith irl
10:00 <ChorizoTaco> milk, saying alcohol lollies are the same kettle of fish
10:00 <tech_n9ne> Its ya old mate spence
10:00 <ChorizoTaco> err
10:00 <Serenity> who the fucks spencer
10:00 <ChorizoTaco> marijuana lollies
10:00 <Bastardly_One> spence I mean 
10:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol ok u dont remember
10:00 <milk> he's an actor
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that cunt that used to always as how your arsehole was
11:00 <TheRiddler> fawks did you see the video
11:00 <ChorizoTaco> fawks, jaden as in son of will?
11:00 <Serenity> oh
11:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol thanks b1
11:00 <fawks> no
11:00 <fawks> and yes
11:00 <tech_n9ne> Probs kik me now
11:00 <Loof> you only get cancer if you don't have enough marijuana
11:00 <ChorizoTaco> r u calling me a nigger?
11:00 <tech_n9ne> Nigga nuts
11:00 <TheRiddler> it's peeling a carrot over a girls face
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:00 <fawks> no im calling u stuped
11:00 <Loof> for medical treatment of tumors you need mass doses
11:00 <fawks> carrot cum
12:00 <TheRiddler> yes
12:00 <Serenity> hnngg
12:00 <ChorizoTaco> nigger, stupid, same thing
12:00 <tech_n9ne> Is it too late for coffeee
12:00 <milk> oranjes n caroots
12:00 <xm> <fawks> r u jaden smith irl <--- lol
12:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol ct
12:00 <fawks> xm gets it
13:00 <xm> if IRC is Internet Relay Chat and no one is talking is it still IRC?
13:00 <fawks> lollol
13:00 <Serenity> ir
13:00 <Loof> now they're coming out with weed that doesn't get you high or paranoid (no THC) but still makes you feel awesome and has all the health benifits (high CBD)
14:00 <ChorizoTaco> I saw Oen Wilson one time from a distance and we just stared at each other
14:00 <ChorizoTaco> Then his car drove off
14:00 <Loof> u dont need to get high to get the benifits
14:00 <milk> is that unusual?
14:00 <Loof> hemp food is legal
15:00 <Loof> i wanna try the burgers
15:00 <Loof> i like vego shit
15:00 <milk> mull cookies
15:00 <ChorizoTaco> hemp food tastes like giving head to a hippy who hasn't washed for months
15:00 <milk> mull brownies
15:00 <ChorizoTaco> why would anybody eat it?
15:00 <Serenity> ewwwwww lol
15:00 <ChorizoTaco> also hemp clothes are itchy as fuck
15:00 <ChorizoTaco> technology kind of superceeded hemp clothing
16:00 <milk> cotton
16:00 <ChorizoTaco> polyester m8
16:00 <Loof> wish this maccas 2 mins away from my house was a 24 hr hj instead
16:00 <Loof> i could so go a whopper now
16:00 <Loof> that's what she said
17:00 <ChorizoTaco> if you build it he will cum
17:00 <milk> they kinda cluster?
17:00 <tech_n9ne> Come dandy loof
18:00 <tech_n9ne> Stud road 24 hr i think
18:00 <tech_n9ne> Bring me some skunk 2
18:00 <milk> got any fries?
18:00 <tech_n9ne> Biach
19:00 <tech_n9ne> Weezin tha juuuuuiiiiiiice
20:00 <tech_n9ne> Dont tax my gig so hardcore cruster
20:00 <ChorizoTaco> poppies should be legal cause they're great pain killers and cure cancer
20:00 <tech_n9ne> Check out my cat
24:00 <Loof> ChorizoTaco smells like a bottle of pieter's piss been left in the sun a few weeks
25:00 <Serenity> ewww
25:00 <ChorizoTaco> I thought that was the smell of your lemon tree
28:00 <fawks> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
28:00 <fawks> wtf
28:00 <fawks> my bad
28:00 <ChorizoTaco> ok
28:00 <tech_n9ne> Chorizo yukkk
29:00 <tech_n9ne> I want cheese kransky
29:00 <fawks> [01:24] <Loof> ChorizoTaco smells like a bottle of pieter's piss been left in the sun a few weeks
29:00 <fawks> that is disgusting
29:00 <ChorizoTaco> don't be jar jar smith
29:00 <Maurice> I don't think the left in the sun part is needed
29:00 <tech_n9ne> Meth piss?????
29:00 <Maurice> The piss alone would be enough
29:00 <tech_n9ne> Whete is pieter these days
30:00 <ChorizoTaco> he runs a cyberbulling club on facebook
30:00 <ChorizoTaco> not sure if they're for or against it
30:00 <TheRiddler> good
30:00 <Serenity> lollll
31:00 <TheRiddler> damn
31:00 <Serenity> riki lee
31:00 <tech_n9ne> Oooh
31:00 <TheRiddler> stay out tech_n9ne
31:00 <tech_n9ne> Jessie j has lil boobies
31:00 <tech_n9ne> Ok
31:00 <tech_n9ne> I wont
31:00 <tech_n9ne> Should be the joker
31:00 <tech_n9ne> Dummy
32:00 <ChorizoTaco> tech_n9ne, there are other singers who are worse, but jessie j looks like a gremlin
32:00 <tech_n9ne> A gremlin id like to fornicate with
32:00 <ChorizoTaco> http://www.jessiejofficial.com/files/2015/01/jessie_voice_masterpiece_performance.png
33:00 <ChorizoTaco> https://40.media.tumblr.com/cb3a6d4c7cbac16e25c86764996ab36d/tumblr_mwilat1CRG1r3ua6lo1_400.jpg
33:00 <ChorizoTaco> same lips, same hair, same sense of fashion
33:00 <tech_n9ne> Lolol
33:00 <tech_n9ne> Bout Delta??
34:00 <ChorizoTaco> yea I'd put one through her
34:00 <ChorizoTaco> small tits tho
34:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol@ family guy
35:00 <tech_n9ne> Smalls ok
35:00 <tech_n9ne> Big better
35:00 <tech_n9ne> Huge awesome
35:00 <tech_n9ne> Jessie j....no
35:00 <ChorizoTaco> http://www.writeups.org/img/inset/Gremlins_film_h1.jpg
35:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol
35:00 <tech_n9ne> Mugwai
36:00 <Maurice> Mog
36:00 <tech_n9ne> Shes cute like mugwai
36:00 <ChorizoTaco> I really should watch gremlins again
36:00 <tech_n9ne> Mogwai?
36:00 <ChorizoTaco> they're currently defining fashion
36:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol
36:00 <BlackDevil> American Apparel to close stores, lay off workers :(
37:00 <ChorizoTaco> http://www.empireonline.com/images/uploaded/evil-gremlins.jpg
37:00 <tech_n9ne> Id like to throw some water on that bitch
37:00 <ChorizoTaco> http://pre15.deviantart.net/11a0/th/pre/i/2013/097/7/8/neca_gremlins_series_2_brown_gremlin_close_up_by_shrubberys-d60qs17.jpg
37:00 <tech_n9ne> Lmfao
38:00 <ChorizoTaco> http://images.best-horror-movies.com/gremlins-remake-on-the-way.jpg <-- always one guy wearing this shirt on a saturday night out
39:00 <HaGGz> JUST DO IT
39:00 <HaGGz> DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS
55:00 <Bastardly_One> riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
10:00 <ShadowLurker> oooooooooooooo who lives in a pineapple under the sea
11:00 <Maurice> SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
11:00 <Maurice> Yeah I got ya back
15:00 <ChorizoTaco> whos porus and yellow, absorbant is he?
19:00 <Serenity> lol
21:00 <Maurice> The movie is out in big w now
21:00 <Maurice> Wasn't bad but Spongebobs laugh got on my nerves
22:00 <ChorizoTaco> hehehehehehehehehe
23:00 <TheRiddler> the jurassic park does some amusing things 
23:00 <TheRiddler> lego game
23:00 <TheRiddler> no one dies
23:00 <TheRiddler> they get chased
23:00 <TheRiddler> spit out
23:00 <TheRiddler> etc
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks for sharing
30:00 <Serenity> good night noobs
32:00 <Bastardly_One> night Serenity
43:00 <Bastardly_One> well
57:00 <HaGGz> JUST DO IT
57:00 <HaGGz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuHfVn_cfHU
57:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Shia LaBeouf delivers the most intense motivational speech of all-time Views: 15,440,437 Uploader: Mike Mohamed Uploaded: May 27, 2015 Duration: 1m5s Rating: 4.90
59:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.radass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Radass-Daily-pic-dump-photos-021.jpg
47:00 <BlackDevil> Trump Tells Iowa Dairy Farmers He Has Cows 500 Times Bigger Than Theirs
42:00 <British^Meat> anyone signed up for MOvember b4?
42:00 <faux> Yeah
42:00 <faux> Me
44:00 <British^Meat> girls can sign up, so u might not be lying
08:00 <faux> Yay clarkson 
08:00 <Clarkson> Im so fucking 
08:00 <faux> So fucking what clarkson 
08:00 <Clarkson> ur just a lazy fuck
08:00 <faux> Wow
09:00 <faux> Bit rude clarkson 
09:00 <Clarkson> the fuck is with ChelseaPicard?? Skirmish explain?
10:00 <partay> snap
10:00 <partay> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11692593_1613569872261409_3270716003761416125_n.jpg?oh=5ea69bebaf124d20ab268dfbd8e6ef0f&oe=565B4B8E&__gda__=1445013765_ac700f41688de2d579cdf6a382ce781e
22:00 <faux> Terrible
24:00 <Serenity> Clarkson sounds like he needs a coffee
24:00 <Clarkson> ACTION is back from fuck more doctors [duration: 1hr 32mins 25secs]]
25:00 <Serenity> thats just shit clarky
25:00 <Clarkson> Druidess, please eat a pussy fyi
25:00 <Serenity> ew
25:00 <Serenity> wrong sarah
25:00 <Loof> lol
32:00 <partay> druidess lol
32:00 <partay> who knew Dawn Fraser is an old racist mole ?
32:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
32:00 <partay> TheRiddler you normally enter with some epic boobs 
33:00 <doctor> She seems like a bitter old hag
33:00 <doctor> not surprised
33:00 <partay> faux how did you not like that earlier link ?
33:00 <partay> it was gold 
34:00 <British^Meat> Yup dawn is totaly racist, but that tennis player is still a total cock
35:00 <British^Meat> they should date
35:00 <doctor> lol
35:00 <doctor> I don't watch sports cause it just seems like a male version of a soap opera
36:00 <British^Meat> yer, i cant stand tennis, that dude justifys my not liking it
36:00 <doctor> true, egomaniacs
38:00 <TheRiddler> hold on a sec
38:00 <faux> I'm dawn fraser irl
41:00 <doctor> She taints the name Fraser
45:00 <Serenity> is that your surname
47:00 <British^Meat> thats what i was thinking :)
47:00 <British^Meat> i cant think of anyone else with the name fraser
47:00 <British^Meat> cept malcolm
48:00 <partay> yah the sour fucking old mole should just shrivel up and die 
48:00 <Serenity> woah
48:00 <British^Meat> lol
48:00 <British^Meat> dude
48:00 <fawks> calm your farm
48:00 <British^Meat> y u care so much?
48:00 <fawks> partay is greek
48:00 <fawks> hes offended
49:00 <Serenity> no one told him to go back to where his parents came from
49:00 <Serenity> geesh
49:00 <Serenity> i wonder what goes through someones head to think thts a good thing to say on tv
50:00 <British^Meat> yer imagine if he was a refo from the war torn sudan
50:00 <TheRiddler> I found the porn that I wanted to show the other day lol
50:00 <Clarkson> You ever fucking talk about me again, with your utter bullshit
50:00 <British^Meat> If he doesnt like it, he can go back to war and militia and poverty!
50:00 <Clarkson> kuniva the chicks with dicks are violent as fuck and will beat and knife you
50:00 <Serenity> dude its too early for porn
50:00 <fawks> loll
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
51:00 <fawks> its never too early for porn
51:00 <British^Meat> is it actually good porn?
53:00 <fawks> https://www.facebook.com/NotYourAverageGoat/videos/830458373742579/
53:00 <fawks> best porn
53:00 <fawks> ^
56:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
56:00 <TheRiddler> that's awesome
58:00 <BlackDevil> thats old
58:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.iceporn.com/video/1054941/horny-amateur-couple-amazing-sexual-encounter
58:00 <TheRiddler> here we go
59:00 <BlackDevil> old aswell
03:00 <BlackDevil> Bill Cosby admitted getting sedative to drug young women he wanted to have sex with
08:00 <fawks> Netflixnchill2015
09:00 <Serenity> I was looking through some old fb posts this morning
09:00 <Serenity> 09ish.. shudder city
12:00 <doctor> your own or other peoples?
13:00 <partay>  boobs out ?
13:00 <Clarkson> morals like cut ur cock up coz it looks better? :P
13:00 <Serenity> my own
13:00 <Serenity> I was 22
14:00 <Serenity> horrendous
23:00 <doctor> lol, I didn't say much by the looks of things - maybe 4 posts total
26:00 <Serenity> I posted way too much and most of it just juvenile rubbish its embarrassing to look at lol
27:00 <doctor> nah, just means you were more social. i think many people would see the same about themselves
31:00 <Serenity> probably
31:00 <Serenity> i guess you dont really see how much you change over time until its in your face like that either. then its like woah.. i was a bit of a dick
32:00 <Osskkaarr> Still are :P
32:00 <doctor> true
32:00 <doctor> the changing part that is
32:00 <Serenity> you can talk Osskkaarr!
32:00 <Serenity> lol
32:00 <Osskkaarr> hehe
33:00 <Serenity> god im bored
35:00 <Osskkaarr> When people say that
35:00 <Osskkaarr> they're boring people
36:00 <Serenity> im a mum at home with kids on school holidays. of course im boring lol
37:00 <Osskkaarr> Get a party going for them, red cordial, party pies, streamers and balloons
38:00 <Osskkaarr> You wont be bored then :)
38:00 <Osskkaarr> Specialy with the red cordial
41:00 <Serenity> good lord no hahah
42:00 <Serenity> incidently its funny that almost all of that isnt acceptable at a kids party these days
50:00 <fawks> lolll topic
52:00 <Serenity> dat stebies
52:00 <fawks> no one makes me laugh like i do
53:00 <Serenity> i think i need a roomba
53:00 <Serenity> i wonder if they work on floorboards
54:00 <British^Meat> do
54:00 <British^Meat> my olds have one
55:00 <British^Meat> its pretty awesome, clever lil machine
55:00 <Serenity> im so over sweeping 500 times a day so the floors look perfect
55:00 <Serenity> damn cats
56:00 <British^Meat> i concur
05:00 <British^Meat> my snapchat score is 8232
08:00 <TheRiddler> they're just not that good on carpet
18:00 <Serenity> snapchat score?
18:00 <Serenity> whats that for then
18:00 <BenCox> Serenity: compensating
19:00 <British^Meat> honestly i have no idea
19:00 <British^Meat> ive never understood since the day i saw it
19:00 <Serenity> mines 357 lol
19:00 <Serenity> does that mean im a loser
19:00 <British^Meat> could go by how many posts u make, how often they're watched
19:00 <British^Meat> no idea
20:00 <British^Meat> Scores: Your Score is the total number of Snaps you have sent and received. It appears next to your name in friends' contact lists and vice versa. 
20:00 <British^Meat> no we know
20:00 <faux> Ohhh
20:00 <faux> Yeah I thought so
20:00 <British^Meat> now
20:00 <Serenity> oh right
20:00 <Serenity> so i AM a loser
20:00 <Serenity> :(
21:00 <faux> Yeah but u didn't need snapchat to tell u that 
21:00 <faux> Lololol
21:00 <Serenity> shut up moll face
21:00 <faux> :D
21:00 <British^Meat> i really dunno how it works since ive only ever used the MyStory thingo
21:00 <faux> What's the diff smileys mean
21:00 <faux> Like i know they're to people u snap most etc
21:00 <faux> But there's diff ones
21:00 <faux> Idk what each one is
22:00 <Serenity> i think about 345 of my snaps are from aaron
23:00 <faux> Haha
23:00 <faux> His butt ones are me.fave 
23:00 <faux> (L)_(L)
23:00 <Serenity> i wanna poke it
23:00 <faux> I don't I'm happy looking at it
24:00 <Serenity> i just wanna see if its hard
24:00 <faux> Lol
24:00 <faux> Lordy
25:00 <British^Meat> Is this?
25:00 <British^Meat> id never noticed the smileys tbh
25:00 <British^Meat> http://www.snapptips.com/snapchat-best-friends-faq/
25:00 <faux> FAQ U
25:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N_RO-jL-90
25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 4. Views: 680,339 Uploader: ERB Uploaded: Jul 6, 2015 Duration: 4m20s Rating: 4.93
26:00 <British^Meat> http://emojipedia.org/snapchat-emoji-emoticon-meanings/ ah that
26:00 <faux> They got rid of best friends 
28:00 <faux> Fuck my eyeball hurts so much 
29:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/t31.0-8/11731926_991924854175703_7890522355530022383_o.jpg
29:00 <Doodle> like hers?
30:00 <faux> No you filth bucket 
30:00 <Doodle> rofl
30:00 <BlackDevil> 1 dead, 4 injured in Washington ice cave collapse
30:00 <Doodle> dat 350z doe
30:00 <faux> My left bottom eyelashes are growing upward and touching my eyeball
30:00 <Serenity> yuck
31:00 <BlackDevil> Person killed remained buried under the debris
31:00 <Serenity> thats gross
31:00 <Doodle> yeah i know sezz the leather on the seats could use some love
31:00 <faux> Fuck off blackdickhead
31:00 <BlackDevil> hi faux
31:00 <Serenity> what faux said
31:00 <Serenity> fobd
31:00 <faux> Irrelevant cunt
32:00 <Doodle> going 2 pull my shubbie out bro
32:00 <faux> Clarky u poof
32:00 <British^Meat> BlackDevil just cut and pastes new headlines from seppoland
32:00 <Clarkson> plus tamazapam and some other shit
32:00 <British^Meat> its so weird :/
32:00 <British^Meat> arent you like, an adult or something?
32:00 <faux> Tarzan
32:00 <Serenity> just stop talking about him it encourages him
32:00 <faux> Clarky show me ur butt
32:00 <Clarkson> i dont pay attention to that shit
32:00 <faux> Oh
32:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmm
33:00 <Serenity> clarkson youre weird today
33:00 <Clarkson> Occupy aus shit is the stupidest thing
33:00 <faux> I'm hungry 
33:00 <faux> Think its snack time
34:00 <Doodle> ead
34:00 <faux> I'm not ya mum
34:00 <Doodle> dobbing
35:00 <faux> To who everyone already knows
35:00 <faux> Ehehehehe
48:00 <BlackDevil> British^Meat https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=M8-vje-bq9c
48:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: LADYBABYã€Œãƒ‹ãƒƒãƒãƒ³é¥…é ­ã€Music Clip Views: 298,156 Uploader: LADYBABYãƒãƒ£ãƒ³ãƒãƒ« Uploaded: Jul 4, 2015 Duration: 4m31s Rating: 4.87
19:00 <ChorizoTaco> lel
19:00 <ChorizoTaco> I corrected a guy on his grammer on facebook
20:00 <ChorizoTaco> suddenly I'm a greenie... one who supports the coal industry because I purchase electricity... so I'm also a hypocrite
20:00 <ChorizoTaco> wow that escalated quickly
20:00 <ChorizoTaco> I told him I drive a car too, so I also finance ISIS
21:00 <TheRiddler> .
21:00 <TheRiddler> are you excessive
21:00 <TheRiddler> the shit you dribble is about his level
22:00 <ChorizoTaco> show me your riddler costume
22:00 <Serenity> its taco
22:00 <Serenity> lol
23:00 <TheRiddler> he could be excessive all along
23:00 <TheRiddler> taco doesn't exsist
23:00 <doctor> I support it, totally in favour of my vote
23:00 <TheRiddler> &
24:00 <ChorizoTaco> https://sciencegremlin.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/spongebob-wikia_gremlin.jpg <-- TheRiddler irl
25:00 <faux> Literally has taco in his name
25:00 <faux> Lol
25:00 <ChorizoTaco> yes
25:00 <doctor> a chorizo one at it
25:00 <StrykerX> Still doesn't believe it's Taco?
25:00 <StrykerX> lolol
25:00 <ChorizoTaco> I am Sir Antanio Taco Rodriguez
25:00 <faux> Lollll did u read about the 85 year old who was missing from syd yesterday and today was found in MELB
25:00 <faux> What the 
25:00 <ChorizoTaco> *Antonio
25:00 <faux> Wonder how he got there 
26:00 <ChorizoTaco> can't say I did, nope
26:00 <ChorizoTaco> planes, trains and automobiles?
26:00 <faux> Don't be a dickhead
26:00 <faux> Ceebs 4 u
26:00 <ChorizoTaco> oh sorry
26:00 <ChorizoTaco> did he walk or something?
27:00 <faux> Oh god shut up
27:00 <Serenity> portals obv
27:00 <ChorizoTaco> you're right
27:00 <ChorizoTaco> he could've found the stargate
27:00 <faux> I KNOW THERE ARE VARIOUS METHODS OF TRANSPORTATION BUT I'M CURIOUS AS TO WHICH HE SELECTED
27:00 <faux> Fucking turd
27:00 <Clarkson> have a blast on a gay 69
27:00 <ChorizoTaco> or maybe an alien abducted him, brought him to melbourne, and then he ejaculated
27:00 <faux> jesus christ on a bicycle 
29:00 <ChorizoTaco> my first line of questioning would be, is he married? if yes, could it be possible he's having an affair and faking his dimensia to pickup bitches? Maybe one took him to melbourne for hot lusty sex
29:00 <ChorizoTaco> down by the yarra
29:00 <ChorizoTaco> I know I would
30:00 <TheRiddler> pls stahp talking
30:00 <ChorizoTaco> it'd be the best excuse. I forgot I was married because I have dimensia
38:00 <TheRon> i've got like a beer.....want some?
40:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11701032_805933792854762_4862243801711495506_n.jpg?oh=36be1f85a14818aa818232d1a5ade768&oe=56598D53
40:00 <TheRon> classy
40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
40:00 <TheRon> 420 doodle/
41:00 <Doodle> yeh
41:00 <Doodle> i was busy for the actual 420
41:00 <Doodle> but this will do
42:00 <TheRon> take me to the april sun in cuba whoa oh oh
42:00 <faux> dimensia
42:00 <faux> Lollsodldolol
43:00 <TheRiddler> I have derpmentia
44:00 <TheRiddler> :p
44:00 <TheRon> he forgets to wear pants
44:00 <Doodle> honest mistake
48:00 <Serenity> Im almost positive you have autistic tendancies taco
00:00 <zaim> https://i.imgur.com/qPLSNoW.jpg
13:00 <TheRon> when the river runs dry
13:00 <TheRon> you will return to the scene of the crime
17:00 <ShadowLurker> https://40.media.tumblr.com/93ce326f4b75e23881999aca9cfcdceb/tumblr_nqlnfvlJr21tg8883o1_400.jpg
18:00 <TheRon> fair piece
23:00 <ShadowLurker> https://40.media.tumblr.com/47898560a249ae019007b8212d9fef0c/tumblr_nr3rkyXAwD1tg8883o1_400.jpg
26:00 <TheRon> you're the best
27:00 <ShadowLurker> Serenity finds the best but
27:00 <TheRon> she's a trooper
32:00 <TheRon> one word one letter one line and i feel a whole better
37:00 <Serenity> serenity is in a cleaning mood not tits mood
39:00 <TheRon> why do they have to be mutually exclusive?
42:00 <ShadowLurker> ikr
42:00 <Serenity> if you knew me when i clean you'd understand
53:00 <TheRon> skyhooks - women in uniform
03:00 <TheRon> screaming jets - better
10:00 <ChorizoTaco> Serenity, I am autistic
11:00 <Serenity> are you
11:00 <simba> i kicked the 1 faggot a day for today
12:00 <simba> that faggot was: Taco
12:00 <simba> thanks for reading
12:00 <simba> find out tomorrow who the faggot that gets kicked for the day is !!
13:00 <ChorizoTaco> you beat me too it
13:00 <ChorizoTaco> I was also going to say
13:00 <ChorizoTaco> I am also gay
13:00 <simba> jesus youre on pieter levels of attention seeking
14:00 <ChorizoTaco> loling at peoples statements does not = attention seeking
39:00 <TheRon> and you don't make me feel like i'm a woman anymore
40:00 <simba> i am strong i am invincible
40:00 <simba> i am woman
40:00 <doctor> hey asl?
40:00 <TheRon> aslb
42:00 <TheRon> jimmy barnes - when a man loves a woman
43:00 <doctor> love songs tend to forget about all the crap that happens when the illusion dissipates
45:00 <TheRon> ben folds five - song for the dumped?
46:00 <TheRon> john farnham - help
46:00 <TheRon> i like this cover
51:00 <BenCox> isnt john farnham old fart music?
51:00 <TheRon> better than your druggu doof doof shit
54:00 <invizzi> anyone like chinese food?
54:00 <TheRon> yes!
55:00 <invizzi> good, its the best food
55:00 <TheRon> had some today
56:00 <invizzi> was going to have some roast duck at this chinese place today, was too hungover to go
56:00 <TheRon> hate that
56:00 <TheRon> order in?
56:00 <invizzi> no many decent places near my house for that
57:00 <invizzi> but i can eat crap chinese food
57:00 <invizzi> im not that fussy lol
58:00 <TheRon> oyster sauce is the best
58:00 <invizzi> i dont get korean, i always see people getting those bento boxes for lunch
59:00 <invizzi> no flavour, boring 
59:00 <TheRon> i get this chicken and fried rice stuff out of the bain marie twice a week
00:00 <invizzi> i used to goto this bain marie places that has the best chilli chicken
04:00 <TheRon> most people i know, think that i;m crazy
17:00 <TheRon> we go down to the river and into the river we dive
36:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11707564_454882118051212_2328019745543111284_n.jpg?oh=29ad25afd5a08c86505dbd03943f2804&oe=562EF99B
40:00 <partay> i see you Doodle
41:00 <Doodle> looool
07:00 <simba> <b1> bagok
13:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmm
13:00 <Bastardly_One> righty o
14:00 <simba> <b1> bagok
15:00 <amelia> hi are there any nice people in here that dont skip ahead and would like to watch trashy reality shows wif me
15:00 <amelia> faux need not apply
15:00 <BenCox> what shows?
15:00 <simba> b1 just saw austin powers the spy who shagged me 
15:00 <faux> Lmaooo
15:00 <Dugnuts> trashy reality shows?
15:00 <Dugnuts> ewww
15:00 <faux> UR TOO SLOW OK
16:00 <amelia> nuh you're jus MEAN
16:00 <partay> amelia i dont have to explain everyting do i ?
16:00 <amelia> no you jus have to not skip in front
16:00 <faux> Lollllllllllll
16:00 <amelia> and you also must be the "counter"
16:00 <faux> NO
16:00 <amelia> so you say
16:00 <amelia> 3
16:00 <amelia> 2
16:00 <faux> I AM THE COUNTER
16:00 <amelia> 1
16:00 <faux> FOR EVER 
16:00 <faux> U FUK
16:00 <faux> I'll kill u
16:00 <amelia> and when you say 1 we both click play
16:00 <faux> Lmaooooo
16:00 <amelia> NO FAUX YOU BROUGHT DIS ON YOURSELF
16:00 <faux> NOPE
17:00 <BenCox> what show are you watching?
17:00 <faux> ur too slow ur fault blaming u forever 
17:00 <amelia> mob wives.
17:00 <amelia> omgosh I WAS ENTERTAINING
17:00 <BenCox> I guess it isn't Masterchef, at least
17:00 <faux> YE WELL U DITCHED ME 4CHICKENS
18:00 <amelia> BenCox do you wanna apply for the position... i assure you the shoes arent too big to fill
18:00 <BenCox> no thanks
18:00 <faux> Wow
18:00 <amelia> i did no such thing faux NO SUCH THING
18:00 <faux> Woweeeee
18:00 <faux> Bit rude
18:00 <faux> I am irreplaceable 
18:00 <amelia> ok i lied the shoes are massive but i jus wanted to hurt you like you hurt me
18:00 <faux> Lolllllll
18:00 <faux> Awwww
18:00 <faux> Ily meelys
19:00 <amelia> ily2
19:00 <partay> amelia are you tidy ?
19:00 <thestig> lol snart
19:00 <thestig> doodle 
20:00 <amelia> are you referring to the way i live
20:00 <Dugnuts> i think he's asking if you are a hottie
20:00 <faux> Hi snart
20:00 <thestig> hihi
20:00 <faux> He's asking if u have a mint vagina
20:00 <faux> Peppermint cunt
20:00 <amelia> minty fresh
21:00 <thestig> lol
21:00 <thestig> do you put teabags in your cunt?
21:00 <thestig> SNART
21:00 <faux> Woweee
21:00 <faux> Bit personal 
21:00 <faux> Golly
21:00 <faux> Teabags in my snart
22:00 <thestig> haha
22:00 <amelia> due to an overwhelming supply of applicants, position for reality-tv-watcher-friend has now been closed
22:00 <faux> Woweeee
22:00 <amelia> bl you all got declined
22:00 <amelia> dumbshits
22:00 <faux> Phew
23:00 <BenCox> reality tv reduces your IQ
23:00 <stebie> what does excess irc do?
23:00 <amelia> I'm a genius so it's ok
23:00 <faux> It's ok you can't reduce yours any further 
24:00 <partay> amelia no im not 
24:00 <BenCox> stebie: makes you a jerk
24:00 <partay> are YOU tidy?
24:00 <amelia> are you well endowered?
24:00 <partay>  yes
24:00 <amelia> do you have chickens?
25:00 <faux> endowered 
25:00 <amelia> I'M ON MY PHONE
25:00 <stebie> we're on the internet
26:00 <amelia> you are such a mole this year faux
26:00 <faux> Sif just this year
26:00 <thestig> liek omg who ircs on a phone
26:00 <amelia> ahahahaha
26:00 <faux> Me
26:00 <faux> Rn
26:00 <faux> U snarthead
26:00 <amelia> the fuck is snart
26:00 <partay> no chickens 
26:00 <thestig> amelia is snart
27:00 <faux> Coffeenchat2013 is now known as Netflixnchill2015
27:00 <amelia> no chickens
27:00 <amelia> gtfo
27:00 <simba> lolol
27:00 <faux> She's talking 2 u xm
27:00 <xm> ouch
27:00 <faux> Lolllp
27:00 <amelia> no xm has a good haircut
27:00 <amelia> he can stay
27:00 <faux> WHAT
27:00 <faux> Show 
28:00 <amelia> nuh you don't get to see
28:00 <simba> what happened to the pix
28:00 <amelia> you are too busy speeding ahead in mob wives
28:00 <faux> Is it.cos I'm black 
28:00 <faux> Woweeee
28:00 <cita> amelia: I reckon you're a bot...
28:00 <faux> He didn't show me n simby
28:00 <faux> How rude
28:00 <amelia> better not lose your place 84836363 episodes ahead
28:00 <cita> amelia: ...or a Brazilian.
28:00 <simba> I expect a PM.
28:00 <xm> i pmd you just then faux
28:00 <xm> i dont think simba cares
28:00 <xm> but i can send him one 2
28:00 <simba> oh ok
28:00 <amelia> cita asl
29:00 <simba> u cut me deep man 
29:00 <faux> He only only asked only asked u to show him like 39 times
29:00 <StrykerX> amelia is fake
29:00 <StrykerX> FAKE
29:00 <faux> UHH
29:00 <xm> everyone on Austnet should send their pic simba style, with hands over eyes
29:00 <faux> STUPID FOND
29:00 <cita> amelia: 23/M/Canberra
29:00 <StrykerX> ITS A TRAP
29:00 <simba> we'll have to settle this on FD 4 stock no items
29:00 <faux> fone
29:00 <simba> yea send 1 like that
29:00 <simba> in ur fav footey teams shirt
29:00 <amelia> stryke i will blow you up
29:00 <xm> lol
29:00 <amelia> and you will only have yourself to blame
29:00 <StrykerX> <amelia> stryke i will blow you
29:00 <StrykerX> Oh my!
30:00 <simba> clever
30:00 <stebie> cleaver
30:00 <faux> Gross
31:00 <simba> cita is john howards son
32:00 <cita> simba: Nah... he's my uncle... it's not the same.
32:00 <simba> sory
32:00 <cita> simba: Who's your dad? Mustafa maybe?
32:00 <amelia> mustafa
32:00 <simba> Mustafa
33:00 <amelia> do you even disney
33:00 <StrykerX> lolll
33:00 <faux> Lololol 
33:00 <StrykerX> Mustafa
33:00 <simba> idk who it is either right now
33:00 <doctor> Aladin?
33:00 <faux> LOLOLLLLLL
33:00 <faux> dying 
33:00 <simba> jafar is aladdin
33:00 <simba> mustafa is some guy
33:00 <simba> who cares theyre all cartoons
33:00 <faux>  U r
33:00 <simba> mufasa ok
33:00 <doctor> elton john
33:00 <simba> i yahoo'd it
33:00 <partay>  amelia
34:00 <simba> who remembers how to spell mufasa 15 years on
34:00 <amelia> uhm the real question is how the fuck can you forget ok
34:00 <simba> youre the real question
35:00 <doctor> I remember everything....
35:00 <simba> hands: the book of the body - doctors memoirs
36:00 <doctor> special $.99 in the bargain bin at dymocks
36:00 <doctor> plz buy
40:00 <partay>  Princess Fiona
45:00 <TheRiddler> fiona just dumped scotty
45:00 <TheRiddler> scotty doesn't know
48:00 <partay> poor scotty... but loof is available 
48:00 <TheRiddler> I'm watching eurotrip
49:00 <Raul> you should be watching v for vendeta
49:00 <partay> antonio is a homp
49:00 <partay> and a homo
50:00 <thestig> do you even snart?
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
54:00 <Loof> watch this 8======D----------------------------------------*:(
54:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai riddler :D 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
54:00 <Loof> die riddler you fat pervert
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> loof your cock is too thin - next
55:00 <TheRiddler> not much
55:00 <BenCox> TheRiddler: ignore Loof, you're an ok guy
55:00 <TheRiddler> watching eurotrip
55:00 <TheRiddler> you?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummm
57:00 <simba> im that star up in the sky im that mountain peak up high hey i made it im a meth addict
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.kiva.org/
57:00 <partay> lol
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> samba i <3 you 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> SIMBA 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> not fucking samba :|
58:00 <Bastardly_One> samba
58:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 yeah seems legit 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think everyone should go check out the link and go donate some money
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> or lend
58:00 <simba> i love you too
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> such a worth while not for profit org!
58:00 <Loof> can you lend with 100% interest?
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT....
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah loof :|
59:00 <Loof> nice
59:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 new scam ?
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, not at all
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> micro loans… to help peeps out
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> read the site...
59:00 <Loof> and if they don't pay it back can you fly over to watch them be beaten/jailed?
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> you just pay someone on the site to kill them
59:00 <Loof> cool
59:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 will you put up a hand job as colateral?
59:00 <Loof> i'm in
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll donate some money
00:00 <Loof> i'll donate some jizz
00:00 <Clarkson> i want to jump thru it because it looks like a portal in quake or some shit
00:00 <partay> note* I have a fatter dick than loof 
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> loof, keep your jizz in yo' pants
00:00 <Clarkson> i fuck indians
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. pics or it's not trew
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> k go
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll compare
02:00 <Loof> my dick is so white it literally shines in the night
02:00 <Clarkson> so I said fuck it i'm having a coffee
02:00 <partay> https://www.facebook.com/bootybutt04/videos/1455981581365312/
02:00 <Loof> i use it as a torch when i'm smoking on the porch
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
03:00 <Loof> Loofy with your penis so bright, wont you fuck my ass tonight
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
03:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dear...
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> oops
09:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/73065_449940046630_1123311_n.jpg?oh=03e57d8d9b2a951ac635ea8f9886c332&oe=562DA606&__gda__=1443874456_d6513e264ad289bbdd780ce45dddb69c
09:00 <fawks> me ir
09:00 <fawks> irl
09:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 that 4X1 in the corner closes the app 
09:00 <partay> fawks i thought your mo was thicker than that 
09:00 <fawks> HURHUHEURHUHRUR
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i dropped my computer 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> cute fauxy
10:00 <fawks> tysm
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> salutes you
11:00 <partay> im saluting fawks too... but in a different way 
11:00 <Loof> that photo is really ChorizoTaco irl and that's not a mo it's fecal matter
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
11:00 <Doodle> lol
11:00 <Doodle> gross
11:00 <faux> Hot
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> makes sense tho… 
11:00 <Doodle> dirtysanchezstylez
12:00 <Loof> lol
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> however i'd say it would be on his chin, with all the shit he dribbles
12:00 <Loof> rofl
17:00 <amsy> bb are you watching eurotrip
17:00 <amsy> wait its a fb picture
22:00 <Loof> kill your tv
22:00 <TheRiddler> lol the manchester utd supporters in eurotrip
23:00 <Loof> and your facebooks
26:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11695984_10104676137709366_1439254396106550078_n.jpg?oh=fc5620d9442fdf856219da1d7e07259b&oe=56243838
26:00 <Doodle> me irl
27:00 <TheRiddler> ow my robot balls
29:00 <Cadava> i am here
30:00 <amsy> such delicate hands doodle
30:00 <Doodle> i use hand cream
31:00 <Cadava> me too
31:00 <Doodle> not on my hands tho
31:00 <Loof> once apon a time partay sucked on a dick, it was nearly ten inches thick. there's nothing i can say his asshole got ripped right apart
31:00 <Clarkson> has changed fucking again
31:00 <Cadava> i try to wipe it off
34:00 <Doodle> wipe what off
34:00 <Cadava> the cream on my hands
35:00 <Doodle> i dont follow
35:00 <Cadava> sperm
35:00 <Maurice> By hand cream, he means the 'natural' kind
35:00 <Doodle> OH RIGHT
35:00 <Doodle> SEMEN
35:00 <Cadava> yes
35:00 <Doodle> i get it
35:00 <Doodle> .
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods
36:00 <Cadava> it is good for the skin
36:00 <Maurice> Well of you go to bathe in a tub full of splooge
36:00 <Maurice> Don't let us stop you
36:00 <Doodle> ewww
36:00 <Cadava> sticky
37:00 <TheRiddler> lmao the nude beach scene
37:00 <Doodle> got a vitamin d tablet stuck in my throat
37:00 <Doodle> now i know how Maurice feels
37:00 <TheRiddler> chica chica
37:00 <Maurice> Vitamin dick
37:00 <Clarkson> mary magdelin was a slut
37:00 <Maurice> Oh snap
37:00 <Loof> vitamin dick
37:00 <Doodle> lol
38:00 <TheRiddler> wow Clarkson
38:00 <Clarkson> HAhaha fuck im gunna be telling people this one for ages
38:00 <Maurice> Good job, Clarkson
38:00 <Clarkson> damn where this bitch get her earringgggssss
38:00 <Doodle> looooooooooooooool
38:00 <Doodle> drawn together
39:00 <partay> drawn together is gold 
39:00 <Doodle> indeed
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> VD cream
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> winning!
40:00 <Doodle> vd?
40:00 <Doodle> ...
40:00 <Doodle> i dont want that
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <Maurice> Vaginal discharge
41:00 <Doodle> or that
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh....
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> nasty
41:00 <Maurice> Me and my child are sitting on a couch each, laptopping
41:00 <Maurice> I taught him well
42:00 <Doodle> lol Maurice did you see the pic of my sisters kids yesterday
42:00 <Doodle> laptopping together
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> is it just me, or does Brian Cox appear to be stoned 24/7?
42:00 <partay> Maurice get him on IRC
42:00 <partay> we need to chat 
43:00 <ChorizoTaco> Loof, you're shit at life. Please give up. Your wife will assist.
43:00 <Doodle> bite bite
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <Doodle> wait, i bet
44:00 <Doodle> Loof will come back with an insult for Taco
44:00 <Doodle> then Taco will insult Loof
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> 3 days later
44:00 <ChorizoTaco> How many hours?
44:00 <Doodle> and then Loof will insult Taco again
44:00 <Maurice> Lol that pic Doodle
44:00 <Doodle> and then Taco will come back and insult Loof
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> depends on how stoned loof is, or how drunk taco is
44:00 <partay> then loof will have another bong and green out 
44:00 <Maurice> And partay, fuck no
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> THE CIRCLE……… THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
44:00 <Loof> which brian cox?
44:00 <ChorizoTaco> Good christians don't drink or do drugs
45:00 <Loof> the physisist or the actor?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> the physicist 
45:00 <Doodle> etc
45:00 <Doodle> so on and so forth
45:00 <Loof> i bet he is kate
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> he just looks stoned all the time
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably
45:00 <Loof> you dont get that smart without a fuckload of weed
45:00 <Loof> just as you don't get as dumb as taco without a fuckload of alcohol
45:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <ChorizoTaco> Hey kate I found a whole town of people who are extreme right wing. Like they put me to shame. Also they're christian. Also its probably the nicest place to ever live, they're so friendly, unless you talk politics.
46:00 <Doodle> so theyre stupid
46:00 <ChorizoTaco> Yeah, really stupid
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> and where is this mythical town?
46:00 <ChorizoTaco> Oberon, NSW
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> enough said.
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank you - i'll make sure i won't holiday there...
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> I only holiday where hippy gits live 
47:00 <ChorizoTaco> Their largest tourist attraction is their water catchment which is right in the middle of town, with appropriate land gradients so all runoff leads there.
47:00 <Loof> then visit colorado
47:00 <Doodle> Shaggy: Singer Suggests Reggae Music Would Make Islamic State Group Less Murderous
47:00 <ChorizoTaco> Or the motel that has "the big trout"
47:00 <Doodle> "Music evokes emotion. So if they’re listening to Shaggy music or reggae music, they’re not going to want to cut somebody’s head off," Shaggy said during an interview with the Miami New Times.
47:00 <Loof> i agree with shaggy
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow… sounds AMAZING!
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> the big trout… 
48:00 <ChorizoTaco> Yes, I must say that today when I visited, it was really thought provocative
48:00 <faux> Lmfao
48:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Shaggy - Oh Carolina.mp3 (3.49MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:49)
48:00 <faux> VITAL NEWS ALERT: Shaggy conquers ISIS
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> proactive… i'm sure it was
48:00 <ChorizoTaco> The town water is safe to drink, the lady at the convenience store told me as I purchased bottled water.
48:00 <TheRiddler> THE GIRLS NEVER CAME
49:00 <Doodle> lol faux
49:00 <Doodle> TheRiddler, story of your life?
49:00 <ChorizoTaco> Apparently they don't chlorinate the water in oberon so the gov can't mindcontrol them or something
49:00 <Doodle> lol wut
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> you'd totes fit in taco
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> you should get a job there
50:00 <ChorizoTaco> Few people own a set of teeth
50:00 <Cadava> the illuminati
50:00 <Doodle> i bet they do chlorinate the water
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> hopefully they don't have internet
50:00 <Doodle> they might not fluoridate it though
50:00 <ChorizoTaco> oh flouride
50:00 <ChorizoTaco> whatevs, same thing
50:00 <Cadava> lol
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no, not really
50:00 <ChorizoTaco> I was too busy wetting my pants than paying attention
51:00 <Doodle> 420
51:00 <ChorizoTaco> 950
51:00 <Cadava> the illuminati control everything
51:00 <Doodle> same shit
51:00 <ChorizoTaco> Cadava, lets get illuminaughty
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> incontinent now?
51:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Prince - Partyman.mp3 (4.42MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 3:13)
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're such a catch!
52:00 <Cadava> that is hot Chorizo
52:00 <Doodle> ty
52:00 <Cadava> jellybean and android....very creative lol
52:00 <TheRiddler> I also sexually assulted a horse in berlin
52:00 <Doodle> dude
53:00 <Cadava> bet she is having a break...kitkat.............
53:00 <Doodle> now i want chocolate
53:00 <Cadava> me too
53:00 <ChorizoTaco> <TheRiddler> I also sexually assulted a horse in berlin
53:00 <ChorizoTaco> err
54:00 <Doodle> might just smoke this weed instead
54:00 <ChorizoTaco> https://twitter.com/austnetirc/status/618387394014769152
54:00 <Doodle> for now
54:00 <Doodle> Taco how come i'm not on the page anywhere
54:00 <Doodle> i put in effort man
54:00 <ChorizoTaco> Doodle, send me pics of your dick
54:00 <Doodle> no 
54:00 <Doodle> i'm shy
54:00 <ChorizoTaco> I'll set it as the DP
54:00 <Serenity> MM DOODLE KNOB
54:00 <Serenity> wow
54:00 <Serenity> -caps
54:00 <Doodle> lmao
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> it has WOW factor!
55:00 <Serenity> it does
55:00 <Doodle> like wowwwwwwwww wheres the rest of it
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i've seen a lot of cock
55:00 <Clarkson> [12:45:04] pm every cunt 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> just sayin'
56:00 <Serenity> its impressive thats for sure
56:00 <ChorizoTaco> Doodle, well if you wanna make it to twitter... I can't believe I'm saying this, but have you tried being a fuckwit?
56:00 <Doodle> how bout that weather hey
56:00 <Doodle> constantly
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <Serenity> dw i complained and he didnt put me on there either
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> has anyone given taco a mirror?
56:00 <Serenity> clearly we're not big enough wankers
56:00 <Doodle> really?
57:00 <Doodle> cos i wank a lot
57:00 <Clarkson> she pulled my dick
57:00 <Serenity> loool
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics?
57:00 <BenCox> speaking of fuckwits
57:00 <partay> taco is that the key to getting your comments tweeted ?
57:00 <TheRiddler> what a lame twitter
57:00 <partay> so much for bash.org
58:00 <amsy> bash is down these days isnt it?
58:00 <ChorizoTaco> also the key is to make your fuckwit statements in a single sentence so I can post it to twitter easier
58:00 <ChorizoTaco> 120 chars or less plz
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> tweet this: Taco is a fuckwit! 
58:00 <amsy> oh its back now
58:00 <faux> Clearly taco hasn't seen eurotrip
59:00 <TheRiddler> nope
59:00 <ChorizoTaco> faux, should I?
59:00 <Serenity> i dont think i have either
59:00 <faux> If he thinks theriddler legitimately said that lol
59:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
59:00 <faux> Derp
59:00 <TheRiddler> it's a must watch
59:00 <faux> Yeah u should that way you wouldn't spend time posting lame irc quotes to twitter
59:00 <Doodle> well
59:00 <Doodle> in fairness
59:00 <faux> Nope
59:00 <Doodle> TheRiddler is posting lame quotes to irc
00:00 <ChorizoTaco> how did you know I spend so much time doing that
00:00 <Serenity> lol
00:00 <ChorizoTaco> it isn't fair
00:00 <faux> It's a good movie
00:00 <Serenity> wonder if its on NF
00:00 <faux> My god lol
00:00 <amsy> i think it is
00:00 <TheRiddler> that's what I'm watching on
00:00 <Maurice> What movie is it
00:00 <simba> is it any better on netflix?
00:00 <faux> Eurotrip
00:00 <TheRiddler> eurotrip
00:00 <faux> Lmao
00:00 <Maurice> Look at you twinsies
00:00 <ChorizoTaco> simba, the buffering scene makes me really satisfied
01:00 <amsy> hahahahahaha
01:00 <faux> If its not on netflix I'm sure u can download it on teh internet
01:00 <amsy> shit internet in aus
01:00 <Clarkson> get the fuck out
01:00 <TheRiddler> the scene where the girl flashes a driver topless was removed in the netflix 1
01:00 <simba> nah but theyre making downloading illegal soon
01:00 <Serenity> did u just omg me for asking if its on nf
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> aw lame
01:00 <simba> quick get on it
01:00 <TheRiddler> umm
01:00 <simba> its going to be against the Law
01:00 <TheRiddler> I forget the actor
01:00 <Doodle> fuck em
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> your against the law
02:00 <faux> No i my godded taco for asking me how I know he spends time on twitter 
02:00 <faux> But I'll my god u 2 if u want
02:00 <Serenity> i see
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wouldn't mind being fucked doodle, just sayin'
02:00 <TheRiddler> now the boy scene is coming
02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
02:00 <Doodle> eeheheh
02:00 <Serenity> no ur can keep ur gods to urself thx
02:00 <faux> FINE
02:00 <Bastardly_One> http://putlocker.tn/eurotrip/
02:00 <ChorizoTaco> nigger
02:00 <ChorizoTaco> tiki gods or go home
02:00 <Doodle> wacist
02:00 <faux> Thanks b1 none of us have google
03:00 <faux> V kind of u
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:00 <ChorizoTaco> I fell into a netflix rabbit hole
03:00 <TheRiddler> he's marching
04:00 <ChorizoTaco> I was watching alot of shit things for ages, and now it only suggests more shit things to me
04:00 <ChorizoTaco> it won't suggest anything good
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> because you're shit?
04:00 <amsy> same taco
04:00 <Serenity> lol
04:00 <Maurice> Lol they're singing Aladdin on The Voice
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> rhetorical question!
04:00 <amsy> bad disaster movies is all i get
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fuck I HATE THE VOICE
04:00 <Maurice> And the chick is like 20 and goes 'they named me after princess jasmine'
04:00 <simba> i h8 it when software suggests stuff 2 me 
04:00 <Maurice> YOU WEREN'T EVEN FUCKING BORN WHEN THE MOVIE CAME OUT, BITCH
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <Doodle> jeez
05:00 <Maurice> I was 11 :(
05:00 <ChorizoTaco> I tried to watch an adam sandler movie to fix it, except I couldn't do 120 minutes of adam sandler
05:00 <Maurice> Shes the one I called a loser
05:00 <amsy> in all seriousness everyone should watch ru paul drag race
05:00 <Doodle> i already do
05:00 <Serenity> between netflix and fetch tv i hgavent downloaded anything in ages
05:00 <Serenity> cept pll
05:00 <Doodle> amsy you should watch hey qween!
05:00 <partay> Serenity and porn
05:00 <ChorizoTaco> Serenity, same
05:00 <amsy> haha yeah?
05:00 <Serenity> who downloads porn wtf
05:00 <Doodle> its awes
05:00 <ChorizoTaco> except today, I downloaded topographic maps lawfully
05:00 <Clarkson> or you still a spineless cunt ?
05:00 <Maurice> Ok nobody turned around, they were shit
06:00 <Maurice> Nobody downloads porn
06:00 <Doodle> i do
06:00 <Maurice> Thats a waste of downloads
06:00 <ChorizoTaco> 12GB or some shit
06:00 <Clarkson> Cos they're hairy as fuck
06:00 <Maurice> They should shave, Clarkson
06:00 <Doodle> i download it so i can play it in the car
06:00 <Clarkson> guess he said he had a lexus whass nextt you be headin to hsi car for some sex
06:00 <amsy> will have a look doodle
06:00 <Doodle> its the best
06:00 <simba> im shocked Serenity doesnt download 1080p porn
06:00 <ShadowLurker> she streams it
07:00 <partay> streaming is still techically downloading 
07:00 <ChorizoTaco> are those android pedopads any good?
07:00 <Maurice> She lives it
07:00 <Maurice> She doesn't need the download
07:00 <Serenity> who the fuck downloads porn????
07:00 <simba> only u dont get to keep it
07:00 <Serenity> uyr all savages
07:00 <Doodle> she snail trails it
07:00 <simba> if u watch the same thing more than once you may as well download it, doesnt that apply to everything
07:00 <TheRiddler> have a very special day for a very special little man
07:00 <Maurice> I never watch the same porn
07:00 <Clarkson> put your head near my ass please
07:00 <Maurice> Gotta mix it up
07:00 <Maurice> Not that I ever watch porn
07:00 <Clarkson> i wish i had a big penis
08:00 <Maurice> Same
08:00 <simba> be Quite Clarkson
08:00 <Clarkson> i dont think 2 cocks would go near me at once
08:00 <ChorizoTaco> simba, why? You can stream it more than once. Downloading it requires you to store it somewhere. Meh, cbf.
08:00 <Doodle> same
08:00 <Maurice> BE QUITE
08:00 <flammable> quite quiet
08:00 <ShadowLurker> youre all being facetious
08:00 <ShadowLurker> shut the fuck up
08:00 <Doodle> i'm being obstreperous
08:00 <simba> you cant be fucked having something stored on a hard drive? isnt it more effort going to the site and download it 
08:00 <ChorizoTaco> simba, I think I've watched the spongebob squarepants eps on netflix about 6 times over
08:00 <ChorizoTaco> u mad?
08:00 <simba> you have to store it somewhere, its not like going to the basement
08:00 <simba> no i dont care what shithole shows you watch
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
08:00 <simba> im mad you even suggested id be mad
08:00 <simba> good job
09:00 <ChorizoTaco> 6 times
09:00 <ChorizoTaco> u mad?
09:00 <Serenity> ur all giant fags who watch too much porn clearly
09:00 <Doodle> pls dont insult spongebob, he didn't do anything
09:00 <simba> stop saying u mad after the wrong things 
09:00 <ShadowLurker> too much
09:00 <ChorizoTaco> I'm not insulting spongebob
09:00 <ShadowLurker> too much porn
09:00 <Clarkson> this is gonna be a fucking shit of a day
09:00 <ChorizoTaco> I fucking love spongebob
09:00 <ShadowLurker> what
09:00 <Clarkson> but my dick dont reach to SA
09:00 <Doodle> i wasnt talking to you
09:00 <Serenity> i have killer pyhtons
09:00 <Serenity> u mad?
09:00 <ChorizoTaco> oh right
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have cake!
09:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL clarky
09:00 <Clarkson> go to hell you fucken goose.
09:00 <ChorizoTaco> Serenity, shit goo thats gone hard. Na, not mad.
09:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck
10:00 <Doodle> lol
10:00 <simba> go to hell you fucken goose
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> what sound does a goose make?
10:00 <Doodle> honk
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah yeah
10:00 <Doodle> no i was grabbing ur boob
10:00 <ShadowLurker> ooooonk
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> they're a bit scary 
11:00 <ChorizoTaco> dunno but goose egg makes massive omlettes
11:00 <Doodle> hooooonk
11:00 <ShadowLurker> theyre psychotic
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh continue doodle 
11:00 <Doodle> ok
11:00 <Doodle> swans are worse btw
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> they're scary as fuck
11:00 <ChorizoTaco> swan eggs eh? never tried that
11:00 <Doodle> tho a friend of my mum had a duck that fucked 3 ducks and 4 chickens to death
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
12:00 <Doodle> they called it Doodle
12:00 <Doodle> ok not really
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
12:00 <simba> love me some swan cum
12:00 <Clarkson> shut up milk you obnoxious wank face
12:00 <Doodle> but the rest is true
12:00 <faux> lmao
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah my sister had a duck and it was crazy as fuck
12:00 <Clarkson> IM having a gay ol time
12:00 <Doodle> that rhymes
12:00 <faux> Yeah my sister had a fuck and it was crazy as duck 
12:00 <Doodle> ehehe
12:00 <ChorizoTaco> not to old school gangsta beats it doesnt
12:00 <ChorizoTaco> ok maybe it does
12:00 <Doodle> yeh
12:00 <Doodle> lol
12:00 <Doodle> @mp3 N.W.A. - Gangsta Gangsta.mp3 (12.55MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 13:42)
13:00 <faux> Clarkson 
13:00 <Clarkson> and women aren't cunts
13:00 <faux> Phew
13:00 <Doodle> they are
13:00 <faux> U r
13:00 <ShadowLurker> funk soul brother
13:00 <Doodle> ^_^
13:00 <faux> Clarkson shit in doodles tea
13:00 <Clarkson> she loves ten foot long penis
13:00 <ShadowLurker> *>*
13:00 <faux> Oh
13:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck
13:00 <faux> My secrets out
13:00 <Doodle> i dont have tea
13:00 <ShadowLurker> ^.^
13:00 <Doodle> thats why i'm grumpy
13:00 <faux> Shut up shadowlurker
13:00 <faux> Bash u all irl
13:00 <Doodle> lol
13:00 <ShadowLurker> play the fucking song doodle
13:00 <ChorizoTaco> Doodle, simba has tea. u mad?
13:00 <Doodle> ur leb is showing
14:00 <ShadowLurker> cos im sexy and i know it
14:00 <Serenity> im going to eat fauxs face right off her face
14:00 <Serenity> wow..
14:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Fatboy Slim-The Rockafeller Skank (Short Edit).mp3 (9.21MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 10:03)
14:00 <faux> Play that funky music white boy
14:00 <Doodle> oh
14:00 <simba> owned
14:00 <Doodle> fucking
14:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOL
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahahaha
14:00 <faux> It's not showing I'm wearing pants
14:00 <Doodle> these arent my glasses
14:00 <ShadowLurker> *08:14:03 PM* <@Serenity> im going to eat fauxs face right off her crotch
14:00 <Serenity> ur all gay i hate you
14:00 <ChorizoTaco> simba
14:00 <ChorizoTaco> y u mad?
14:00 <faux> What now
14:00 <Serenity> shimba
14:00 <simba> what happened whyd u leave lol
14:00 <faux> lmao
15:00 <simba> wheres he going
15:00 <Serenity> simba
15:00 <simba> hay
15:00 <faux> Uh oh
15:00 <Serenity> actually oyher chan
15:00 <faux> He's in trubsies
15:00 <Doodle> OYHER
15:00 <Doodle>  11,11 11,11 11,11 11,11   11,11 11,11   11,11 11,11  11,11 11,11   11,11 11,11  11,11 11,11 11,11 11,11 11,11  11,11 11,11 11,11 11,11 11,11   
15:00 <Doodle> 11,11 11,11   11,11 11,11  11,11 11,11   11,11 11,11  11,11 11,11   11,11 11,11  11,11 11,11     11,11 11,11   11,11 11,11  
15:00 <Doodle> 11,11 11,11   11,11 11,11   11,11 11,11 11,11 11,11 11,11  11,11 11,11 11,11 11,11 11,11 11,11  11,11 11,11 11,11 11,11   11,11 11,11 11,11 11,11 11,11   
15:00 <Doodle> 11,11 11,11   11,11 11,11      11,11 11,11  11,11 11,11   11,11 11,11  11,11 11,11     11,11 11,11   11,11 11,11  
15:00 <Doodle>  11,11 11,11 11,11 11,11   11,11 11,11 11,11 11,11 11,11   11,11 11,11   11,11 11,11  11,11 11,11 11,11 11,11 11,11  11,11 11,11    11,11 11,11 
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
15:00 <Serenity> fuck off DONT UNBAN THE CUNT
15:00 <Clarkson> nobody is saying the catholic church has to do shit, the gay marriage debate is about GOVERNMENT LAW
15:00 <faux> AND STAY 
15:00 <faux> OUT
15:00 <faux> shut up clarkson were over over that pls
15:00 <Clarkson> I'd be in a lot of trouble if I was allergic to semen
15:00 <faux> Lolll
16:00 <faux> Gross
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:00 <simba> fkn mint bro
16:00 <simba> yeh 
16:00 <ChorizoTaco> nekminnit
16:00 <simba> yeh fkn mint bro
16:00 <ChorizoTaco> tacos or some shit
16:00 <faux> Taco where's ur wife
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fancy seeing you here taco
16:00 <ChorizoTaco> faux, don't really care
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> in a post bag
17:00 <faux> Wow rude
17:00 <simba> answers on a post card
17:00 <faux> She's a lucky woman lol
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed she is!
17:00 <faux> totes!
17:00 <TheRiddler> he doesn't have 1
17:00 <ChorizoTaco> She gets tacos bell every night
17:00 <TheRiddler> he's like saemon
18:00 <ChorizoTaco> well most nights
18:00 <faux> He likes semen*
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> faux it's #totes amaze
18:00 <TheRiddler> just lies about everything
18:00 <faux> gross
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:00 <faux> Hash tag totes 
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank you :D
18:00 <ChorizoTaco> whatevs u guiz
18:00 <faux> Hashtag lolaustnet
18:00 <simba> hashtag austnet lol 
18:00 <faux> hashtag carrot cum
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah
19:00 <Serenity> hashtag stfu
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual fuck
19:00 <faux> woweeeeee
19:00 <Clarkson> his shit stinks too
19:00 <TheRiddler> hashtag brownies
19:00 <Serenity> lily did that to ant the other day literally said 'hashtag shut up'
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> easeup partay
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
19:00 <faux> Did u ground her for 2 weeks
19:00 <simba> lily and ant sound like characters in a bugs life ^_^
19:00 <faux> Lol
19:00 <faux> Cute
19:00 <Serenity> i was stunned lol
20:00 <Serenity> a bugs life? =/ i dont know if thjats an insult or not
20:00 <simba> no theyre cute names for little ants
20:00 <ChorizoTaco> meh to pixar relationships
20:00 <faux> hashtag antfamily
20:00 <ChorizoTaco> they never show the part where they grow up and realise they're not sexually attracted to each other
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> jealous? 
20:00 <faux> I would ground my child for 6 months if they ever hashtagged irl
21:00 <faux> Lolll
21:00 <faux> GO TO UR ROOM
21:00 <Serenity> lol all the kids at school do it now
21:00 <simba> #WeFlyAsOne
21:00 <faux> Oh god
21:00 <partay> faux goto my room 
21:00 <Serenity> THIS IS THE NEXT GENERATION ..
21:00 <Serenity> idiots
21:00 <ChorizoTaco> faux, would you let your kids hang at the thrift shop?
21:00 <faux> What's a thrift shop
21:00 <ChorizoTaco> salvos shop
21:00 <faux> Yea man
21:00 <faux> Op shops rule
21:00 <ChorizoTaco> what if they got a minke jacket for 99c?
21:00 <Maurice> My kid just asked me what a hookah is
21:00 <ChorizoTaco> and they looked like a giant pigeon?
22:00 <faux> Tell him to check doodles freezer
22:00 <ChorizoTaco> would you let them be so damn frosty?
22:00 <simba> its a rugby position innit
22:00 <faux> Are you being passive aggressive taco
22:00 <ChorizoTaco> sure why not or whatevs
22:00 <faux> Ok
22:00 <faux> Cool 
22:00 <TheRiddler> you can also try hiding your valuables... in your anus
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw vagina 
23:00 <faux> Did the MISCUSEYYYY bit pass
23:00 <Clarkson> oh fuck knows
23:00 <Serenity> what the fuck is HAPPENING today
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> whores purse 
23:00 <TheRiddler> wtf there's a little girl peeing on the ground
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> ANYWAYS - i went to the crystal castle today
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> and it was totes amaze
23:00 <faux> Someone ban kate
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> WOT
23:00 <faux> Lollllllll
23:00 <simba> TheRiddler is everything ok at home there mate
24:00 <ChorizoTaco> Serenity, I drank bogan water and everythings been fuckin mint since
24:00 <Clarkson> 12 fucking cents
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ simba
24:00 <Serenity> oh
24:00 <Serenity> ok
24:00 <ChorizoTaco> could be the holy gail
24:00 <TheRiddler> .
24:00 <TheRiddler> bogan water...
24:00 <Serenity> TOTES AMAZE HASHTAG CRYSTAL CASTLE
24:00 <TheRiddler> vb?
25:00 <ChorizoTaco> no better than that
25:00 <TheRiddler> goon?
25:00 <Serenity> toilet water?
25:00 <ChorizoTaco> lemme find the pic
25:00 <Serenity> emu export
25:00 <ShadowLurker> chris' piss
25:00 <TheRiddler> xxxx gold
25:00 <faux> I ate emu sausages once
25:00 <faux> And then gagged for 5 days 
25:00 <Serenity> were they gross
25:00 <faux> Yes
25:00 <TheRiddler> oh
25:00 <ShadowLurker> did the emu enjoy it
25:00 <faux> Disgusting 
25:00 <Serenity> theres a place here that sells emu pies
26:00 <Serenity> sounds like turd
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
26:00 <faux> Have u heard about the new camel burger 
26:00 <ChorizoTaco> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/10543614_10207325545086020_1302524933653018903_n.jpg?oh=7298e015fd3821b1c1e4efd7bae434d7&oe=560F40C2
26:00 <faux> That everyone is raving about
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> from?
26:00 <Serenity> yyuuuccckkkhhhh
26:00 <faux> They're killing my homies
26:00 <faux> Poor youssef
26:00 <faux> Lmao
26:00 <Serenity> what is that shit taco
26:00 <ChorizoTaco> tap water
26:00 <Serenity> thats foul
27:00 <ShadowLurker> dam water
27:00 <ChorizoTaco> yeah but for $50 would you drink it?
27:00 <Maurice> Someone shit in his glass
27:00 <ChorizoTaco> the gov says its safe
27:00 <Serenity> no
27:00 <ShadowLurker> the contents of my bowel after 3 days of pumpkin soup
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <faux> Looks like coffee
27:00 <TheRiddler> not even dam water looks like that
28:00 <ChorizoTaco> the orange colour comes from high iron oxide content
28:00 <faux> Warragamba dam
28:00 <Serenity> i bet it smells like farts
28:00 <TheRiddler> it looks like it came from a rusty pipe
28:00 <ChorizoTaco> its not the pipe, its the catchment
28:00 <faux> Where do u live taco 
28:00 <faux> In redfern? 
28:00 <ChorizoTaco> I dont live there, just visited today
28:00 <faux> Why.
28:00 <Serenity> UH OH ROODLE
28:00 <ChorizoTaco> work
28:00 <simba> me n TheRiddler r having a dnm
29:00 <faux> My tap water is crystal clear
29:00 <Serenity> dick n mouth
29:00 <Doodle> dnm = dicksnmouths
29:00 <Doodle> looool
29:00 <Doodle> SHUT UP
29:00 <Serenity> hahahah
29:00 <Serenity> STOP IT
29:00 <faux> lolzomgguise
29:00 <Doodle> hueheuheuheuehe
29:00 <faux> ~confetti~
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ beagle and his g/f talking about going through rubbish to find stuff to sell
29:00 <Serenity> lelelelelualauelel
29:00 <Serenity> what
29:00 <Doodle> loool
29:00 <TheRiddler> around here it'd look more cream colour
30:00 <simba> who the fuck has contact with beagle anymore
30:00 <TheRiddler> because of the clay 
30:00 <simba> hang your keyboard in shame
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <faux> lol
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
30:00 <ChorizoTaco> beagle is actually a nice guy like beehhh
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
30:00 <Serenity> taco ffs
30:00 <simba> i hope your last word is next
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> put the crack pipe down taco
30:00 <faux> Your mum's a nice guy
30:00 <Serenity> woah is tacos mum bron?
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> YUS!
31:00 <Doodle> loooooooool
31:00 <faux> hashtag totes
31:00 <Doodle> can she suck start a jumbo with her nose
31:00 <ChorizoTaco> whatevs
31:00 <Serenity> rofl
31:00 <faux> Lol Jay Leno meets Mr squiggle 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> see faux you totes love #totes 
31:00 <faux> Aka bron irl
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
31:00 <Serenity> i wonder if her kid got her chin
31:00 <Doodle> like guy smiley
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
32:00 <faux> Brons nose and chin enter the room 4 minutes before she does
32:00 <Doodle> hahaha
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
32:00 <Serenity> I hade a pic once of pieter and guy smiley side by side
32:00 <Serenity> it was lolarious
32:00 <faux> I hade
32:00 <Doodle> ahahaha
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics or it's not true
32:00 <Serenity> made you fucking cunt
32:00 <Doodle> fucking hell
32:00 <Clarkson> the dick basket is next to the hand basket
32:00 <Doodle> rooster is going doolally
32:00 <Doodle> i have bare feet so i am scared
32:00 <Serenity> rofl
32:00 <faux> Going what
32:00 <Maurice> Lol Guy Smiley
33:00 <Doodle> psycho
33:00 <faux> Oh
33:00 <Doodle> attacking the furniture
33:00 <faux> Give him a xanax
33:00 <Doodle> lol i dont have xanax
33:00 <faux> Blow some smoke in his face
33:00 <Doodle> noooo
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> let him smoke a crack pipe
33:00 <Doodle> lol wtf
33:00 <Bastardly_One> tell him he's 5 hours early
33:00 <Maurice> He'll lose an eye if he does that
33:00 <Bastardly_One> they don't do that until 3:30
33:00 <Doodle> nah he sleeps on the bed all night
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> and he'll be too busy with ice bugs to worry about you
34:00 <Doodle> lol
34:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Icehouse - Electric Blue.mp3 (6.35MB 128kbps Stereo 6:56)
40:00 <ChorizoTaco> I've been watching star trek lately and T'Pol really reminds me of my wife
41:00 <ChorizoTaco> massive tits, lacks emotion, incredibly smart, sexually abnormal
41:00 <ChorizoTaco> she even has the same mannorisms
41:00 <Serenity> who or what is a tpol
41:00 <Loof> isn't she in star trek
42:00 <Doodle> lol
42:00 <Serenity> which one
42:00 <ChorizoTaco> star trek enterprise
42:00 <Loof> http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0VuZmSejUPs/VJGqegx5qwI/AAAAAAAAxXA/dCVI9syx8vQ/s1600/t-pol-93018900569.jpeg
42:00 <Serenity> oh the shit one
42:00 <Loof> i found her smokin
42:00 <ChorizoTaco> nah she's cool I like her
43:00 <Serenity> i only really watched TNG or voyager
43:00 <Loof> enterprise was the worst series
43:00 <Loof> but i still liked it
43:00 <ChorizoTaco> she totally wants captain archers dick
43:00 <Loof> because of her
44:00 <TheRiddler> no more donkey shows in mexico
44:00 <stebie> hey `mint o/
44:00 <`mint> Hey stebie
44:00 <ChorizoTaco> http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/images/d/da/T%27Pol_%28Spigeluniversum%29_3.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20070714204836&path-prefix=de
44:00 <TheRiddler> after tougher laws pass for animal entertainment
44:00 <`mint> How's things?
44:00 <ChorizoTaco> I wonder if maddy will wear some posthetic ears for me
45:00 <Loof> god why'd you have to remind me of t'pol
45:00 <Loof> now i'm erect
45:00 <stebie> good here, watching tele
45:00 <Loof> fap fap fap fap fap
45:00 <stebie> and you?
45:00 <`mint> I'm watching the tour de france atm
45:00 <Loof> yawn
45:00 <`mint> Cobblestones
46:00 <`mint> Dangerous
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm watching sharapova
46:00 <`mint> I'm glad I'm not
46:00 <`mint> The hideous noise...
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
47:00 <stebie> they need a 'grunters anonymous'
47:00 <`mint> I'd rather listen to Phil Liggett
47:00 <`mint> There's nothing anonymous about her grunting
49:00 <simba> im looking out the window watching the world go by
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't know if she's grunting hard or not 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> got the sound down
53:00 <simba> ur supposed to turn the sound up and the screen off
53:00 <simba> and use it 2 masturbate man
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> disturbing little person
54:00 <Loof> one more bong, gimme just, one more bong, cause i can't wait foreeeeevverrr
55:00 <simba> whos the old smurf calling the giant dude little
56:00 <simba> what kinda topsy turvy world
57:00 <Loof> 1 wine now i'm zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
57:00 <Loof> that's enough for me
57:00 <Loof> coffee time
59:00 <simba> u rock
00:00 <Loof> i should chop up and get to grinding
00:00 <Loof> lvl 10 u say?
01:00 <Loof> i wont bother streaming the grinding
01:00 <Loof> so i can grind in 4k
02:00 <stylesp> hmm
02:00 <simba> good idea
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> and then
05:00 <partay> no and then 
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> and then
06:00 <simba> NEXT
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice ^5
07:00 <simba> next: the movie
07:00 <Bastardly_One> *scrolls up*
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that smurf comment was kind of sniggerable
08:00 <simba> phew
08:00 <simba> welcome home anotherirc3r
09:00 <anotherirc3r> home?
09:00 <anotherirc3r> hey simby :)
10:00 <simba> well its a home
10:00 <simba> its kinda cosy
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
11:00 <simba> so its like that
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> yus
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> kinda sorta
12:00 <Bastardly_One> is not
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmmkay
12:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 toasted sammich kgo
12:00 <TheRiddler> sezz
12:00 <TheRiddler> that bunbury woman doing fake ultrasounds is arrested
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> partay fuck off kgo
13:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
13:00 <anotherirc3r> nicely said
13:00 <Loof|wii> partygay doesn't leave the gay club till every dick has been sucked
13:00 <Clarkson> you went off like a bitch
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i probably wouldn't either 
14:00 <simba> partay is cool i respect his anonymity
15:00 <simba> though every night i wonder..... whats behind the nickname
16:00 <stylesp> oh
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> is miley a leso now?
17:00 <partay> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/247294_10150296103171393_2344135_n.jpg?oh=214b70049724dacae87c92af466844a4&oe=560E77C5
17:00 <Loof|wii> i wanna see her tits
17:00 <Clarkson> Cause mass-producing crap isn't difficult
19:00 <anotherirc3r> who's that?
19:00 <Loof|wii> fuck it i'll try broadcasting in 4k simba
20:00 <Loof|wii> watch me fail at chaining lol
20:00 <partay> that is partay
20:00 <anotherirc3r> hai sexc
20:00 <Maurice> partay looks ok for being 55
21:00 <TheRiddler> agar.io is addicting
21:00 <TheRiddler> I only got to top 10 once tho
21:00 <partay> youre only as old as the women you feeel 
21:00 <Maurice> That makes me 42 :(
22:00 <partay> anotherirc3r no h0m0
22:00 <anotherirc3r> oh :(
22:00 <anotherirc3r> rejected
23:00 <British^Meat> make love, not wario
23:00 <simba> ok ill watch Loof|wii
25:00 <partay> one of these days i will check Maurice for a hernia 
25:00 <Maurice> I'm ok if you want to make it tonight
25:00 <simba> thats ur line meat
26:00 <British^Meat> my new line
27:00 <anotherirc3r> bbs
27:00 <Maurice> Hurry back
27:00 <simba> harry backer
28:00 <Maurice> Hairy backfat
29:00 <simba> just identified saemon Maurice do u wanna do a cool ban msg
29:00 <simba> i mean thanks 2 old mate
29:00 <Maurice> I'm all out of cool msg, so you go ahead
29:00 <simba> saemon we found u i am giving u a chance u bail 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> oo oo 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> what name was it using?
30:00 <Maurice> Legless in Seattle
30:00 <simba> Raheem Sterling
30:00 <British^Meat> lol
30:00 <simba> kalraan
30:00 <simba> fucken star wars shit again
30:00 <simba> coming 2 kaldaraan
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
31:00 <British^Meat> kaldaran kardashian
31:00 <simba> lolol
31:00 <simba> koming 2 kardashia
31:00 <simba> that would be an awesome movie
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm probably not aye
35:00 <Picard> simba are u turned on by caitlyn jenner
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm turned on by caityn 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> she is hawt 
36:00 <Picard> lol
36:00 <British^Meat> hows the job hunting going Picard?
36:00 <British^Meat> any luck today?
36:00 <Picard> job hunting?
37:00 <Picard> why would i need a job when i already have one
37:00 <simba> whos that
37:00 <Picard> well technically two
37:00 <ChorizoTaco> hmm I've become a drunken lightweight
37:00 <ChorizoTaco> pissed as off 3 whiskeys
38:00 <amelia> you're a disgrace
38:00 <ChorizoTaco> yes I feel kind of homosexual right now
38:00 <British^Meat> sure ya do Picard :)good luck with it 2moro
38:00 <Loof|wii> k cool simba just had to restart xsplit
38:00 <British^Meat> hope something pops up soon 
38:00 <simba> oh ok
38:00 <partay> pictard didnt you want to study Project 
39:00 <partay> Management
39:00 <Maurice> How strong was the whiskey though
40:00 <partay> yah youre one is Maurice's 7 
40:00 <partay> like pictards inches 
40:00 <Maurice> Sif it is
40:00 <Maurice> Unless you mean my dick
40:00 <Clarkson> fkn viking warrior cunt i bet
41:00 <partay> i bet Maurice is a insane drucken fuck 
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.trueactivist.com/free-books-100-legal-sites-to-download-literature/
41:00 <Clarkson> Fucking hilarious shit that happens here.
42:00 <Maurice> Fucking oath I am
42:00 <Maurice> Porn star styles
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> clarkson, you're fucking hilarious!
42:00 <Clarkson> spider-man wasting his fucking time saving one fkn baby
42:00 <Maurice> No wait, thats when sober
42:00 <simba> how is your chun li
42:00 <simba> lol
42:00 <British^Meat> oh baby
42:00 <partay> Maurice i hope you go ass to mouth
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
43:00 <Maurice> Thats so gross
43:00 <Maurice> But perhaps
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> I don't fuck around when it comes to ass to mouth 
44:00 <Maurice> katatonic_kate01 is straight into it
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck yeah
44:00 <partay> sounds like it 
44:00 <simba> intriguing
45:00 <Maurice> Someone should go have a smoke for me
45:00 <Maurice> It's cold out there
46:00 <ChorizoTaco> don't be a girl
46:00 <partay> it is.. im actually wearing pants
46:00 <Maurice> Eat a bag of dicks
46:00 <ChorizoTaco> thats what girls do
46:00 <Maurice> Hence why I suggested you do it
46:00 <ChorizoTaco> yet you're saying its too cold?
48:00 <Serenity> is MMA full contact? 
48:00 <Maurice> Mouth mouth anus
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> where they cup balls, yus!
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wish they would fight with less clothing
49:00 <amelia> yes it is
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> and perhaps oil their bodies before hand
49:00 <simba> cup n balls
49:00 <Serenity> i just watched a vid of worst broken noses mma
49:00 <Serenity> fuckk why do people do that
49:00 <ChorizoTaco> mma = man & man anal
50:00 <Maurice> Not enough brain cells
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> something you're into taco?
50:00 <Serenity> im not sure how a knee to the shnoz is fun
50:00 <ChorizoTaco> yes, I'm into every fucking thing I mention
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i thought so.
50:00 <Maurice> I think the same thing when I watch adults playing sports
50:00 <Maurice> ON PURPOSE
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i saw some broken leg vids with MMA fighting :|
50:00 <Serenity> loll
50:00 <ChorizoTaco> I'm especially into the things I mock
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> well broken shins
50:00 <ChorizoTaco> you see, its denial, because I'm a total retard
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> TOPIC
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> SIMBA! 
51:00 <Maurice> We knew that
51:00 <Serenity> lol
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck it's almost 12
51:00 <simba> topic?
51:00 <Maurice> S'not
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> what taco just wrote
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> to warn others of his retardation 
52:00 <Serenity> ew
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> self diagnosed 
52:00 <simba> there should be a general warning in the topic
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> yus
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> "please enjoy the chat. Disregard anything Taco says. The end"
52:00 <ChorizoTaco> Yes, because I wasn't using rhetoric to call you a fuckwit
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
53:00 <ChorizoTaco> That wasn't implied at all, I'm stuppada
53:00 <Serenity> zzzz
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways….
53:00 <Doodle> god will you two just fuck and get it over with
53:00 <Maurice> What the actual fuck, Ant Man is a super hero now?
53:00 <Clarkson> I think bull testicle is a delicacy somewhere.
53:00 <Maurice> Sorry, Doodle
53:00 <Doodle> ehehe
53:00 <Doodle> no its ok
53:00 <Maurice> I didn't mean to procastinate
53:00 <ChorizoTaco> Doodle, I dun root bogens
54:00 <ChorizoTaco> well unless they're hot
54:00 <Maurice> There goes fucking yourself
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
54:00 <simba> i almost wanna see that paul rudd dude as ant man
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5 maurice
54:00 <Maurice> I just saw the ad
54:00 <Maurice> What the fuck kind of power does an ant man have
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> annoyance power
54:00 <simba> you have to see it to find out
54:00 <Maurice> Climb all over your food and piss you off?
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
55:00 <Maurice> THATS MY PICNIC, GET OFF
56:00 <Maurice> I googled his powers
56:00 <Maurice> I am so disappointed
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> so wot are they?
56:00 <Maurice> Shit
56:00 <Maurice> Thats what
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <Maurice> He can shrink himself and other people/things and his helmet allows people to hear him
56:00 <Maurice> Blah
57:00 <simba> spoiler alert
58:00 <ChorizoTaco> chicken kiev + halloumi
58:00 <ChorizoTaco> brb
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lame
59:00 <simba> Gross. Disgusting. Foul.
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe I can ask him to shrink me enough to fit into skinny jeans?
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> That'd probably require super hero powers - lolz
59:00 <ChorizoTaco> but fat bogens r da best kinds
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> your opinion is not valid. 
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