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00:01:00 <ShadowLurker> im naked
00:01:00 <Doodle> eehehhe
00:01:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scPr3xBX2nQ
00:01:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Call from 818-883-0413 Views: 36,345 Uploader: JessicaGottlieb Uploaded: Jul 14, 2015 Duration: 4m2s Rating: 4.81
00:01:00 <couleurs> lmao
00:01:00 <couleurs> if Loof were a telemarketer
00:01:00 <Doodle> omg lol
00:01:00 <ShadowLurker> driving round ute goes ripping past
00:01:00 <Queen_Cunty> nope haven't seen it
00:01:00 <Doodle> its like every call at my old job
00:02:00 <ShadowLurker> then a crumbledoor
00:02:00 <Doodle> every smart meter call anyway
00:02:00 <ShadowLurker> then preettyyyy flashing lights
00:02:00 <Doodle> umm ahh
00:02:00 <couleurs> hahahha holy shit this guy is a serial killer
00:02:00 <ShadowLurker> he was at least 20 over
00:02:00 <ShadowLurker> on red ps
00:02:00 <couleurs> sounds like son of sam
00:02:00 <ShadowLurker> guess whos walkin home
00:03:00 <ShadowLurker> DAT GOY
00:03:00 <ShadowLurker> GUY
00:03:00 <Doodle> lolol
00:03:00 <Doodle> i had a woman call me to tell me mer husband had started wearing a motorbike helmet around the house
00:03:00 <Doodle> to protect him from radiation from the electricity meter
00:03:00 <ShadowLurker> lololol
00:04:00 <Doodle> i should have asked her if he made motorbike noises too
00:04:00 <couleurs> lolol
00:04:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahaha
00:04:00 <TheRiddler> lollollool
00:04:00 <Doodle> man i have had so many calls like that lol
00:04:00 <couleurs> that owns
00:04:00 <Doodle> just people prattling on
00:04:00 <Doodle> for no reason
00:05:00 <ShadowLurker> there are a lot of dumb misinformed ppl around
00:05:00 <Queen_Cunty> lmfao @ doodle
00:05:00 <Queen_Cunty> what did you say to her
00:05:00 <Queen_Cunty> kill your husband?
00:05:00 <Doodle> i'm just like oh umm ok
00:05:00 <Queen_Cunty> lmfao
00:05:00 <Doodle> that wont help him
00:05:00 <TheRiddler> was it loof
00:05:00 <Doodle> could have been
00:06:00 <Doodle> actually no
00:06:00 <Doodle> his wife didnt sound azn
00:06:00 <couleurs> HELP MY SMART METER IS GIVING ME HEADACHES ok sir call a current affair or today tonight pls bye
00:06:00 <TheRiddler> oh
00:06:00 <Doodle> lol couleurs
00:06:00 <Queen_Cunty> lol
00:06:00 <Doodle> people would call and you'd greet them and they would go PUT ME THROUGH TO THE MINISTER
00:07:00 <Doodle> and you'd say which one
00:07:00 <Doodle> and they would be fucked
00:07:00 <couleurs> lol which 1!!!!!
00:07:00 <couleurs> fuck yeah
00:07:00 <Clarkson> you gotta take a big sloppy shit in the dunny first, obviously
00:07:00 <Doodle> loooool
00:07:00 <Doodle> no Clarkson
00:07:00 <Clarkson> All this talk of poop
00:07:00 <Doodle> its you Clarkson
00:07:00 <Clarkson> thats the most bad ass out of them though
00:07:00 <Doodle> hahaaa
00:08:00 <Queen_Cunty> i'd give out tin foil hats
00:08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:08:00 <Queen_Cunty> and be like, yeah wear this
00:09:00 <Doodle> i told her to take him to the doctor
00:09:00 <Queen_Cunty> lol
00:09:00 <Doodle> well
00:09:00 <Doodle> if you're worried something is frying your brain you dont call the govt
00:09:00 <Doodle> you go to the dr
00:09:00 <Doodle> unless you're a crazy
00:10:00 <ShadowLurker> but the drs lie cos of pharmaceutical industry derrr
00:10:00 <couleurs> kettleone
00:10:00 <ShadowLurker> dont you read any blogs
00:10:00 <ShadowLurker> geez
00:10:00 <Doodle> erlermernerter
00:10:00 <MuGgSY> goto bed whores
00:10:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off
00:10:00 <Clarkson> I really don't care if fairy bread makes me a child opr gay, I fucking love the shit!
00:10:00 <Doodle> looool
00:10:00 <MuGgSY> loll
00:11:00 <ShadowLurker> me too clarky
00:11:00 <Clarkson> ud fuck a tree
00:11:00 <Doodle> hahahahahaha
00:11:00 <couleurs> agreed.
00:11:00 <MuGgSY> tree fucker
00:11:00 <Doodle> he would
00:11:00 <ShadowLurker> i probs would clarkson
00:11:00 <couleurs> fuckatree.tumblr.com
00:11:00 <Doodle> lube it up find a knot and go to town
00:11:00 <MuGgSY> smash that bark
00:11:00 <Liinda> sleepy time for me, night lovelies xxx
00:11:00 <Clarkson> you are totally fucking dense
00:11:00 <Doodle> ninis Liinda
00:11:00 <MuGgSY> gnite liinda
00:11:00 <ShadowLurker> oi cunt
00:11:00 <couleurs> Byye Liinda
00:11:00 <MuGgSY> sleep for me to gone
00:11:00 <Clarkson> so i have to get my shit together
00:11:00 <Maurice> Clarkson is getting lippy
00:12:00 <Clarkson> shes a real bitch
00:12:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh u do
00:12:00 <TheRiddler> lmao clarkson
00:12:00 <Clarkson> gayest faggot ever
00:12:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahahahah
00:12:00 <couleurs> Jeremy Clarkson, Son of a Bich
00:12:00 <Clarkson> lucky you only have a 2 inch dick then
00:12:00 <Doodle> :o
00:12:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
00:12:00 <ShadowLurker> owned
00:12:00 <Doodle> he's a very angry young man isnt he
00:12:00 <couleurs> y is he being mean 2 every1
00:13:00 <Doodle> sand in his vagina
00:13:00 <ShadowLurker> clarkys all fired up and noone to fuck
00:13:00 <Clarkson> so yeh, fucking odd how time goes so fuckin fast :/
00:13:00 <couleurs> 2 inches bigger then your dick Clarkson !!!!
00:13:00 <Clarkson> johninja, Matthew loves the feeling so much, he shoves a big funnel into his anus and has 12 guys take a dump and he squashes it all into his trunk, then he holds it for as long as he can and exrtetes it all out, he usually ejeculates when sitting on the toilet
00:13:00 <Doodle> oh god lol
00:13:00 <couleurs> lol
00:13:00 <Doodle> that has to be fredbear
00:13:00 <Queen_Cunty> oh lord
00:13:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck
00:13:00 <Clarkson> falcon is a mad cunt
00:13:00 <Queen_Cunty> your a mad cunt clarkson
00:13:00 <Clarkson> I have a penis
00:13:00 <Doodle> hehehe
00:13:00 <Queen_Cunty> yus
00:13:00 <ShadowLurker> looool
00:13:00 <Clarkson> sup guys feel my boobs
00:14:00 <Doodle> Clarkson kate wants to see your cock
00:14:00 <Queen_Cunty> pix clarkson !
00:14:00 <Clarkson> still shit drivers
00:14:00 <Clarkson> kuniva: you little faggot fuck
00:14:00 <Doodle> he is shy
00:14:00 <couleurs> Clarks Son
00:14:00 <Clarkson> that was kinda gay
00:14:00 <ShadowLurker> go clarky go clarky go
00:14:00 <Clarkson> hello the scrotum
00:14:00 <Doodle> looooooooool
00:14:00 <couleurs> he's funnier than beehh
00:14:00 <ShadowLurker> makes more sense too
00:14:00 <couleurs> and makes more sense
00:15:00 <couleurs> zung
00:15:00 <ShadowLurker> out of 140000 lines clarky belts out the same one 2 times in a day
00:15:00 <couleurs> Bye Clarkson
00:15:00 <Queen_Cunty> LOL
00:16:00 <Clarkson> ya a fucking bird stuck in a cage
00:16:00 <Clarkson> ever notice how after pizza u feel shit for ages
00:16:00 <Queen_Cunty> no
00:16:00 <Queen_Cunty> its like bad sex, it's still good
00:19:00 <Doodle> well that killed it
00:20:00 <Doodle> Clarkson do you have anything nice to say
00:20:00 <Clarkson> she wouldnt even have boobs or hips, or an arse.
00:20:00 <Doodle> guess not
00:20:00 <Queen_Cunty> well at least he likes voluptuous ladies!
00:20:00 <Queen_Cunty> winning!
00:20:00 <Doodle> haha
00:20:00 <Doodle> gotta have something to hold on to
00:21:00 <Queen_Cunty> exactly!
00:23:00 <Queen_Cunty> make me some pizza?
00:24:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Coasters - Yakety Yak.mp3 (2.47MB 128kbps Stereo 2:41)
00:24:00 <Doodle> i cant
00:24:00 <Doodle> my arms have fallen off
00:24:00 <Queen_Cunty> why not?
00:24:00 <Queen_Cunty> oh sucks to be you!
00:24:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs I'm hungry again now
00:24:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks
00:24:00 <Queen_Cunty> bamp bow
00:25:00 <Doodle> i'm typing with my nose
00:25:00 <faux> CLARKSON
00:25:00 <Clarkson> Fred^Bear, you can stick your apology up your fat arse. I don't want to hear it. You are an insincere piece of shit who deserves to live in a cardboard box... so don't talk to me.
00:25:00 <faux> oh
00:25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:25:00 <Queen_Cunty> you could have said dick, that would have been more impressive
00:25:00 <TheRiddler> was that you faux
00:25:00 <faux> No
00:26:00 <TheRiddler> oh
00:26:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder who
00:26:00 <Doodle> i'm typing with my dick
00:26:00 <faux> I don't say arse
00:26:00 <Clarkson> [08:26:51] fuckin sedative mah ass
00:26:00 <faux> I'm painting flower petals with clear nail polish
00:26:00 <TheRiddler> cool
00:26:00 <faux> I like that u dont think it's weird
00:26:00 <faux> Lol
00:26:00 <faux> Or question why
00:27:00 <faux> <3
00:27:00 <TheRiddler> yw <3
00:27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:27:00 <faux> ehehe
00:28:00 <Doodle> so theyre crunchy when you eat them obv
00:28:00 <TheRiddler> imagine uv nail polish
00:28:00 <Maurice> You wont get a run in your petals that way
00:28:00 <Doodle> ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
00:28:00 <Doodle> SNAP
00:28:00 <faux> No its for an artwork I'm gonna do
00:28:00 <Doodle> oic
00:28:00 <TheRiddler> stick a blacklight on and they turn white
00:28:00 <TheRiddler> just like ross's teeth
00:28:00 <TheRiddler> :p
00:28:00 <Doodle> i hung one of my paintings up the other day
00:28:00 <faux> Nice
00:28:00 <Doodle> in the spare room nobody goes in
00:28:00 <faux> Show
00:28:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:28:00 <Doodle> cos i needed room
00:29:00 <Doodle> no way its shit
00:29:00 <Clarkson> it looks like a candle penus
00:29:00 <Maurice> You said that could be my room when I don't want to be touched
00:29:00 <faux> LOL
00:29:00 <Maurice> Lol Clarkson
00:29:00 <Doodle> it can
00:29:00 <Clarkson> the fuck are you doin
00:29:00 <faux> I bet it's not doodle I've seen some of ur work you're awes
00:29:00 <Maurice> ^
00:29:00 <faux> Clarkson m8
00:29:00 <Doodle> you've probably seen it then
00:29:00 <Maurice> Now show it to us
00:29:00 <Clarkson> any music that requires drugs to enjoy is shit
00:29:00 <Maurice> And your painting
00:29:00 <Doodle> lol
00:29:00 <faux> Lol
00:29:00 <Queen_Cunty> links!
00:29:00 <Doodle> i cant its got a weight bench and shit in front of it
00:30:00 <Doodle> you cant see it properly
00:30:00 <faux> Sifnt have pics of it
00:30:00 <Maurice> I went to see this stupid show today and the guy got googly eyes out
00:30:00 <Doodle> let me see
00:30:00 <Maurice> I thought of Doodle
00:30:00 <Doodle> looool
00:30:00 <Doodle> \o/
00:30:00 <Doodle> /U\
00:30:00 <Doodle> brb
00:30:00 <Maurice> I might even have a photo of them
00:30:00 <Maurice> I DO
00:31:00 <Doodle> http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/96180sx/Art/robsart002.jpg
00:31:00 <Doodle> its that one
00:31:00 <Maurice> No, thats not the googly eyed pic
00:31:00 <Doodle> haha no
00:31:00 <Maurice> Oh thats cool as
00:32:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11745435_10153517840575844_3229530382539972292_n.jpg?oh=e429c19b70008457e67b26ec2d25d59e&oe=5658199D&__gda__=1448391353_ea8701e7097175b6bc72d4de829ea905
00:32:00 <TheRiddler> I dont see no yellow submarine
00:32:00 <Doodle> did he stick them on his cock
00:32:00 <Maurice> No :/
00:33:00 <Doodle> hehe
00:33:00 <Maurice> I just think he didn't want a lawsuit for indecent exposure
00:33:00 <Doodle> http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/96180sx/Art/P9210167_zpsf7610d12.jpg
00:33:00 <Queen_Cunty> that's awesome…. does the art work have a title… if not can is suggest 'the many faces of irc"
00:33:00 <Serenity> whats up Clarkson
00:33:00 <Clarkson> it was abt seizing power and privitazation where one can be one's own boss .......... no fckn "join the union, who's gonna fight for u" crap
00:33:00 <Queen_Cunty> MR MAKER!
00:33:00 <Maurice> Your ex was weird looking, Doodle..
00:33:00 <Doodle> she was
00:33:00 <Maurice> Don't get me started on him
00:33:00 <Queen_Cunty> lol @ maurice
00:33:00 <Doodle> lol
00:33:00 <faux> That's awesome doods
00:33:00 <faux> Me likey
00:33:00 <Queen_Cunty> lah lah MR MAKER
00:33:00 <Doodle> ty lovely
00:33:00 <Queen_Cunty> i am a shape
00:33:00 <Maurice> NO
00:33:00 <Queen_Cunty> do do
00:33:00 <Maurice> I've had I am a shape stuck in my head allday
00:34:00 <Maurice> We were four rows from the stage
00:34:00 <Maurice> Joy..
00:34:00 <Queen_Cunty> i fucking HATE the shapes
00:34:00 <Serenity> i wish i could do art
00:34:00 <Maurice> I don't think I can spell
00:34:00 <Queen_Cunty> i'm sure you can!
00:34:00 <Doodle> looks good to me
00:34:00 <Serenity> i cant even draw stick figures haha
00:35:00 <faux> You don't have to be "good"
00:35:00 <Queen_Cunty> lol @ that smoking bug doodle
00:35:00 <Serenity> im so untalented the best thing i can do is sleep rofl
00:35:00 <Maurice> Serenity, you should play pictionary
00:35:00 <Queen_Cunty> sif!
00:35:00 <faux> It can be therapeutic even if u don't know what you're doing
00:35:00 <Doodle> hehehehhe
00:35:00 <Maurice> My pics are so fucking shit
00:35:00 <Maurice> The kids end up beating me
00:35:00 <Doodle> ferapyootik
00:35:00 <TheRiddler> that's rooster's true form
00:35:00 <Doodle> lol it is TheRiddler
00:35:00 <Serenity> i do scribble stuff on my phone sometimes faux
00:35:00 <Serenity> like that scribble dog i uploaded weeks ago
00:35:00 <faux> D you enjoy it
00:36:00 <Serenity> yeah its fun
00:36:00 <Maurice> She enjoys the D
00:36:00 <faux> Should buy a sketchbook and just do whatever in it
00:36:00 <Doodle> damn i cant find my fave pencil drawing i did
00:36:00 <faux> It helps me so much
00:36:00 <Doodle> of a balloon made of nipples
00:36:00 <Queen_Cunty> art isn't limited to realistic drawings
00:36:00 <Serenity> speaking of i want to get a sketch book and some good pencil for lily
00:36:00 <Serenity> she loves to draw and shes kinda good
00:36:00 <Queen_Cunty> get some water-colour paints and make awesome backgrounds n' stuff….
00:36:00 <Queen_Cunty> like mix colours n' shit they look pretty
00:36:00 <faux> Lol every painting I've sold hasn't been realistic or of subject matter
00:36:00 <Serenity> whos Queen_Cunty is that kate
00:36:00 <Queen_Cunty> me
00:36:00 <Queen_Cunty> oops yeah
00:36:00 <Queen_Cunty> kate
00:37:00 <Doodle> http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/96180sx/Art/SANY0711.jpg
00:37:00 <Queen_Cunty> LOL
00:37:00 <Maurice> Make period art
00:37:00 <Serenity> hahaha
00:37:00 <Doodle> lolol
00:37:00 <Doodle> dont
00:37:00 <Serenity> thats so cool rob
00:37:00 <Queen_Cunty> save up pads + tampons and make a bloody demi god
00:37:00 <TheRiddler> artbook n hb pencil
00:37:00 <Doodle> i spraypainted john lennon all over a fridge sezz
00:37:00 <Queen_Cunty> that's pretty awesome
00:37:00 <Serenity> thats mad
00:37:00 <Doodle> its in the tip now
00:37:00 <Queen_Cunty> FAIL
00:37:00 <Doodle> lol
00:37:00 <Queen_Cunty> go do street art
00:38:00 <Doodle> i painted up like 4 fridges
00:38:00 <Doodle> all antiques
00:38:00 <Doodle> all in the tip
00:38:00 <Queen_Cunty> FAIL
00:38:00 <TheRiddler> also a black artline pen
00:38:00 <Doodle> who has room for 4 fridges that dont work
00:38:00 <Serenity> we have 5 fridges that done work
00:38:00 <Serenity> dont*
00:38:00 <smashmouse> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChT6TlCSGK8
00:38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Double Take (Película de 2001) Escena de baile Views: 2,915 Uploader: jeansenseijean Uploaded: May 25, 2013 Duration: 3m4s Rating: 5.00
00:38:00 <smashmouse> ehehehe
00:38:00 <Serenity> they are good for storage
00:38:00 <TheRiddler> my bro in-law turned 1 into a esky
00:39:00 <TheRiddler> a fridge
00:39:00 <Queen_Cunty> i've got one… if i had 4 i'd be the size of a fridge
00:39:00 <smashmouse> midnight is a good time for a laugh!
00:39:00 <Doodle> lol
00:39:00 <TheRiddler> that is
00:39:00 <Doodle> faux
00:39:00 <Doodle> http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/96180sx/Art/P9210169_zpsd92bb446.jpg
00:39:00 <Serenity> storage in sheds
00:39:00 <Doodle> eeeee
00:39:00 <Serenity> one has our christmas tree in it so it doesnt get spiders in it
00:39:00 <TheRiddler> remove the motor and lay it flat
00:39:00 <faux> Omgosh I almost posted a pic of my sis
00:39:00 <TheRiddler> fill with bevs n ice
00:39:00 <Serenity> we did that for my brothers 21st
00:39:00 <Doodle> i dont have room for all that
00:40:00 <Serenity> that thing had ice in it for a week
00:40:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
00:40:00 <Queen_Cunty> lmfao @ storing a xmas tree in the fridge
00:40:00 <Queen_Cunty> that's the best thing I've heard all day
00:40:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/28198_390356791471_6045466_n.jpg?oh=b4219292f6ae0d62210a3914195b4604&oe=5654F9D2&__gda__=1448026319_c68e7dd58e07fe2dd1e424acf0d94a90
00:40:00 <Doodle> love
00:40:00 <faux> This is me fave I've ever done
00:40:00 <Doodle> its awes
00:40:00 <Queen_Cunty> thats pretty awesome
00:40:00 <Serenity> it doesnt work kate haha its just an empty fridge
00:40:00 <faux> I sold it to robot on here lol
00:40:00 <faux> He hung it in his dungeon
00:40:00 <Serenity> they are great for storage in big sheds
00:41:00 <Queen_Cunty> yeah, still i love that you're keeping it in the fridge
00:41:00 <faux> Soz doodle urs is still loading
00:41:00 <Serenity> i have this massive fear of taking the christmas tree out one day and being eaten alive by spiders
00:41:00 <faux> I'm downloading shit so my net is being cunty
00:41:00 <Doodle> heheh all good
00:41:00 <faux> OMG LOL
00:41:00 <faux> FAVE.
00:41:00 <Maurice> My net is being a cock too
00:41:00 <faux> Love me a cute giraffe
00:41:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:41:00 <Queen_Cunty> i want to decorate the xmas tree…. then wrap it in cling wrap and store it in our cage
00:41:00 <TheRiddler> have you found someone to buy you that giraffe from kmart yet faux?
00:42:00 <Serenity> i wanna buy one of those kmar giraffes and get it sent to you faux rofl
00:42:00 <Queen_Cunty> we have a storage 'cage' down stairs
00:42:00 <Serenity> woah ash rofl
00:42:00 <faux> DO IT
00:42:00 <Serenity> gimme ur address rofl
00:42:00 <faux> All of u donate 5 bux n get me my giraffe.
00:42:00 <Doodle> it will cost $900 to post
00:42:00 <TheRiddler> you could probably use her adress for the delivery
00:42:00 <faux> Yeah it prob will hey
00:42:00 <faux> It's huge lmao
00:42:00 <Serenity> nahh you buy it onlione rofl
00:42:00 <Serenity> im not sending it
00:42:00 <Doodle> ONLIONE
00:42:00 <faux> Omg
00:42:00 <Maurice> Thats what she said
00:42:00 <Doodle> ONLIONES ARE DELICIOUS
00:42:00 <faux> Ontiger
00:43:00 <Serenity> STOP BEING A CUNT OR 5 SECONDS
00:43:00 <Serenity> +f
00:43:00 <TheRiddler> toight like a toiger
00:43:00 <faux> SORRY
00:43:00 <Doodle> or 5 seconds what
00:43:00 <Doodle> oh
00:43:00 <Serenity> no giraffe for any of you
00:43:00 <faux> :'(
00:43:00 <Serenity> haha
00:43:00 <Queen_Cunty> OMG! there is this fucked doco on NITV
00:43:00 <Doodle> i believe its spelt gee-raff
00:43:00 <faux> SEE WHAT UVE DONE DOODLE
00:43:00 <Doodle> sorry faux, i'll send you the gee-raff drawing
00:43:00 <Queen_Cunty> about this white bitch giving out rations to aboriginals in the 50-60's
00:43:00 <Serenity> killed the giraffe dreams
00:43:00 <Clarkson> I poop once a day now.
00:43:00 <TheRiddler> gee-raff u lose
00:43:00 <faux> Can u pls
00:43:00 <Maurice> Unless the gee raff plays guitar, then it's a gee riff
00:43:00 <faux> In a frame
00:43:00 <Serenity> thanks fauxson
00:44:00 <faux> I promise I'll hang it in me loungey
00:44:00 <Doodle> i dont even know where it is
00:44:00 <faux> Lmao fauxson
00:44:00 <faux> print it
00:44:00 <Doodle> prolly under me bed
00:44:00 <Doodle> i dont have a printer
00:44:00 <Serenity> my mate had one of his arts put on a board thingy for me
00:44:00 <faux> Me 2
00:44:00 <faux> Dammit
00:44:00 <Doodle> its not 1997
00:44:00 <Queen_Cunty> no that's where IT lives
00:44:00 <Serenity> i think ive shown you b4
00:44:00 <TheRiddler> was that my quote that clarkson just said
00:44:00 <Queen_Cunty> under yo' bed
00:44:00 <Clarkson> I have no ide awhat a dick book is
00:44:00 <faux> Yeah it was awesome
00:44:00 <Maurice> Lies, Clarkson
00:44:00 <Doodle> pennywise!
00:44:00 <faux> I still have urs in me garage
00:44:00 <faux> Whenever u want it
00:44:00 <Clarkson> But people say that is unfair. How about I allege you're a sex offender, and put you before the court, when you're innocent - and see exactly how you feel about it when you get sentenced?
00:44:00 <Serenity> i still need to fucking pay for it
00:44:00 <Serenity> omg
00:44:00 <Clarkson> korean girls so sexy right now!
00:45:00 <TheRiddler> I remember saying something like that once
00:45:00 <Serenity> im the worst
00:45:00 <faux> Lol its ok
00:45:00 <faux> I'm not gonna give it to anyone
00:45:00 <faux> It's urs for whenevs
00:45:00 <Serenity> yay
00:45:00 <TheRiddler> k-pop
00:45:00 <Queen_Cunty> sexy lady
00:45:00 <Queen_Cunty> POP asia!
00:45:00 <faux> I'll even do u one that matches ur new place if u don't want blue
00:45:00 <faux> :')
00:45:00 <Doodle> hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
00:46:00 <Doodle> me talking to poodleman: http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/96180sx/niggafuckface.jpg~original
00:46:00 <Queen_Cunty> LOL
00:46:00 <Maurice> Which one are you
00:46:00 <Doodle> neither
00:47:00 <Doodle> i was trying to find pics of my triptych
00:47:00 <Doodle> to show fawks
00:47:00 <Queen_Cunty> oops
00:48:00 <Doodle> Maurice
00:48:00 <Doodle> can you chop up some weed while Queen_Cunty puts the kettle on
00:48:00 <Doodle> thx
00:48:00 <Doodle> i'll watch
00:48:00 <Queen_Cunty> get a coffee bean grinder !
00:49:00 <TheRiddler> weed tea
00:49:00 <Queen_Cunty> vomits
00:49:00 <Doodle> i have one
00:49:00 <Queen_Cunty> although, i was gonna try tea…. get into a routine of going to bed before… 1am :|
00:49:00 <dunlop> yum weed tea
00:50:00 <TheRiddler> https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/105409237/1335187198138.jpg
00:50:00 <Doodle> i got given one specifically for mulling up with
00:50:00 <TheRiddler> I just found this in my dropbox
00:50:00 <Doodle> that i used once
00:50:00 <fawks> Doodle
00:50:00 <fawks> https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/p206x206/1045154_10151453185451472_1553513036_n.jpg?oh=d41fb540996b32ef2a32c6579936edd7&oe=561F2AC0
00:50:00 <Queen_Cunty> pilvent fuck off - no one wants you here
00:50:00 <Doodle> loooooooooooooooool
00:50:00 <TheRiddler> https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/105409237/Metal%20Frottage.png
00:50:00 <TheRiddler> this is my drawing skill
00:50:00 <dunlop> Queen_Cunty go to bed
00:50:00 <Queen_Cunty> you go to bed
00:50:00 <dunlop> I will soon
00:50:00 <dunlop> just came to see you on again
00:50:00 <dunlop> OWNED
00:51:00 <dunlop> 3 nights
00:51:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/529589_10150890151141472_525103520_n.jpg?oh=dada8e9ed08e0ab34087232cc0ebb4f8&oe=5658E815&__gda__=1448557372_6f9233eb4ed667ecaccd44f2f673d8ac
00:51:00 <Queen_Cunty> who do you think you are, king of ze internets?
00:51:00 <Doodle> faux: http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/96180sx/House%20Pics/13072008492.jpg~original
00:51:00 <Doodle> http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/96180sx/House%20Pics/13072008502.jpg~original
00:51:00 <Doodle> i dont have a big enough wall to put them all together
00:51:00 <Serenity> omg faux
00:51:00 <Serenity> my dining room is yellow and needs a painting in it
00:51:00 <fawks> ash thats incredible
00:51:00 <fawks> OH
00:51:00 <fawks> sick
00:51:00 <fawks> can i do
00:51:00 <fawks> u
00:51:00 <fawks> 2
00:51:00 <fawks> 1
00:51:00 <fawks> -2
00:52:00 <Serenity> theres so many hooks n stuff in there for me to hang stuff
00:52:00 <fawks> niiiiiiiice Doodle
00:52:00 <fawks> i like
00:52:00 <dunlop> what sort of painting will you hang?
00:52:00 <fawks> oo sez mayve i can do like a few small ones
00:52:00 <Doodle> ^_^
00:52:00 <dunlop> reject shop have very good art for sale
00:52:00 <Doodle> i can do one big one sezz
00:52:00 <Doodle> ;)
00:52:00 <fawks> hahaha
00:53:00 <Serenity> reoowww
00:53:00 <fawks> hn
00:53:00 <fawks> g
00:53:00 <Queen_Cunty> is anyone a pilvent translator here? "fuck ur cunt head in"
00:53:00 <Doodle> PILVENT
00:53:00 <Serenity> lool i knew it as him
00:53:00 <Serenity> was
00:53:00 <dunlop> what sort of art will you hang Serenity?
00:53:00 <fawks> anywho
00:53:00 <Queen_Cunty> awesome art doodle!
00:54:00 <Doodle> sezz i can do life drawings if you want to get your boozies out
00:54:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
00:54:00 <Doodle> ty Queen_Cuntyness
00:54:00 <fawks> lollll
00:54:00 <Doodle> i'm not joking
00:54:00 <fawks> we know
00:54:00 <Doodle> :D
00:54:00 <Queen_Cunty> will use that line on some dude later ;)
00:54:00 <dunlop> get your boozies out
00:54:00 <Doodle> imagine sitting at the dining table
00:54:00 <dunlop> get your dicks and tits and clits out
00:54:00 <Doodle> with a pic of your mums tits on the wall
00:54:00 <fawks> ok so im thinkin clear nail polish wasnt a good idea
00:54:00 <Queen_Cunty> yeah hawt
00:54:00 <dunlop> just bring a spew bag
00:54:00 <fawks> the petals have turned brown
00:54:00 <fawks> and died.
00:54:00 <fawks> lmao
00:55:00 <Doodle> lol yeah
00:55:00 <Queen_Cunty> can you dry them first?
00:55:00 <Doodle> use lacquer
00:55:00 <fawks> i shoulda used varnish like i did on the o ther ones
00:55:00 <fawks> yeah
00:55:00 <Queen_Cunty> or what about…..
00:55:00 <TheRiddler> dunlop's dick was mistaken for a clit once
00:55:00 <Doodle> or that
00:55:00 <fawks> feck
00:55:00 <Queen_Cunty> that spray glue?
00:55:00 <Doodle> hairspray?
00:55:00 <Serenity> can someone please tell plivent they are proud of him? Hes just trying so damn hard its difficult and uncomfortable watching him struggle like this
00:55:00 <Queen_Cunty> like…. glue in a spray can
00:55:00 <dunlop> whos trying hard
00:55:00 <Doodle> oh
00:55:00 <AvocadoTaco> stop lying
00:55:00 <Doodle> i have some of that
00:55:00 <Doodle> :D
00:55:00 <fawks> just inore him sez hes like a seagull hell go away if u ignore it
00:55:00 <Clarkson> ive done shit simular
00:55:00 <fawks> lets not feed him chippies
00:55:00 <Queen_Cunty> yeah what's it called
00:56:00 <TheRiddler> mate mate mate mate
00:56:00 <Doodle> penis
00:56:00 <fawks> simular clarkson
00:56:00 <Serenity> hahah chippies
00:56:00 <dunlop> fawks have you finished uni yet?
00:56:00 <Queen_Cunty> :|
00:56:00 <Doodle> :D
00:56:00 <Clarkson> imagine trying to doggy her Caterpillar, ur dick would be so small lol
00:56:00 <dunlop> Serenity got a job?
00:56:00 <Doodle> its glue in a spray can
00:56:00 <Queen_Cunty> he brand name :P
00:56:00 <AvocadoTaco> next
00:56:00 <Queen_Cunty> for faux
00:56:00 <Doodle> mine doesnt have one
00:56:00 <dunlop> NEXT
00:56:00 <fawks> i use this craft smart glue
00:56:00 <Doodle> Doodle brand
00:56:00 <fawks> for wine bottlessssssss
00:56:00 <Doodle> glue in a spray can
00:57:00 <fawks> ill show u what i did
00:57:00 <Queen_Cunty> yus
00:57:00 <Doodle> can i just say again that prurple uhu tastes great
00:57:00 <Doodle> *purple
00:57:00 <Queen_Cunty> my gawd i need a new lower back
00:57:00 <Serenity> im getting old.. im cold and my knee hurts
00:57:00 <Serenity> wah
00:57:00 <Queen_Cunty> i probably need to do yoga
00:57:00 <AvocadoTaco> perhaps you should get a fleshlight
00:58:00 <Doodle> i'm older than you and i feel gr8
00:58:00 <Serenity> lol @ taco
00:58:00 <Doodle> feel
00:58:00 <Serenity> im fatter than you shoosh
00:58:00 <Queen_Cunty> good suggestion taco, but i fear the thrusting will hurt
00:58:00 <Doodle> no way
00:58:00 <Doodle> i'm gigantic
00:58:00 <Queen_Cunty> just in the pants!
00:58:00 <AvocadoTaco> pliv shuttup
00:58:00 <Serenity> me2
00:58:00 <Doodle> i make the walls lean inwards at the top when i walk along inside
00:58:00 <Serenity> lets rub our gigantic together
00:58:00 <Doodle> oooer
00:59:00 <Queen_Cunty> pix!
00:59:00 <Doodle> my car isnt actually lowered i'm just a fat fuck
00:59:00 <Clarkson> andrew is a fucking fake character and if he does exist in reality, it sure isnt him who uses this fucking service :)
00:59:00 <Queen_Cunty> lol @ doodle
00:59:00 <fawks> k i noticed u all
00:59:00 <Doodle> <3 it
00:59:00 <Doodle> sah 80s
00:59:00 <Osskkaarr> looooooolllllllllllllllllllll
00:59:00 <Queen_Cunty> can it do the cool jumps - the car that is
00:59:00 <fawks> me newspaper wine bottle
00:59:00 <Osskkaarr> plivent banned
01:00:00 <Osskkaarr> suck balls faggot
01:00:00 <Doodle> jumps?
01:00:00 <Clarkson> hi im scott i have a job and i work my ass off
01:00:00 <Queen_Cunty> aww the notice flicked on my screen before i could….. click the link faux
01:00:00 <Serenity> oo i like
01:00:00 <smashmouse> Worms turn even vivid memories to dust. There's a worm in my brain. I think it's you.
01:00:00 <Doodle> i'd drink more wine if they printed the news on the bottle
01:01:00 <smashmouse> i tink itz Doodle!! lol
01:01:00 <AvocadoTaco> next
01:01:00 <Doodle> dont involve me in your worm brain banter
01:01:00 <smashmouse> hahaha
01:01:00 <smashmouse> its a quote
01:01:00 <Doodle> halp i got wurmz in me brane
01:01:00 <smashmouse> from some fruity banana
01:01:00 <Queen_Cunty> so crafty faux
01:01:00 <smashmouse> :P
01:01:00 <smashmouse> hahaahha
01:02:00 <Doodle> oooh nice lovely
01:02:00 <AvocadoTaco> fuck im hungry
01:02:00 <fawks> i use them as vases around me house
01:02:00 <fawks> luff dem
01:02:00 <smashmouse> eat
01:02:00 <fawks> also encouraes me to do what i do best and drink more wine
01:02:00 <Doodle> nom
01:02:00 <smashmouse> drink tea to stave off the hunger
01:02:00 <fawks> dad got me the nicest merlot for me bday ohgosh
01:02:00 <fawks> i dont even like red and i was like hng
01:02:00 <AvocadoTaco> stop lying
01:02:00 <Serenity> oh dear the seagull is going off
01:03:00 <smashmouse> hap bday fox
01:03:00 <TheRiddler> stfu taco
01:03:00 <smashmouse> belated*
01:03:00 <fawks> ty
01:03:00 <smashmouse> :P
01:03:00 <fawks> :)
01:03:00 <Serenity> oh the topic
01:03:00 <AvocadoTaco> perhaps you should get a fleshlight
01:03:00 <Serenity> i should probs change that
01:03:00 <smashmouse> hnnggggg
01:03:00 <Queen_Cunty> taco - you should get a flesh light aye
01:03:00 <TheRiddler> I got 1 thanks but you can have it because you like you need it more than me
01:03:00 <AvocadoTaco> are you gay?
01:03:00 <Queen_Cunty> LOL
01:03:00 <Doodle> osnap
01:03:00 <Serenity> LOL ash rules when he burns people
01:04:00 <Queen_Cunty> <3 riddler
01:04:00 <AvocadoTaco> stfu taco
01:04:00 <TheRiddler> https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/105409237/pen%20%26%20ink%20background%20and%20charater.tif
01:04:00 <Doodle> pls dont be a pic of his fleshlight
01:04:00 <TheRiddler> oops
01:04:00 <Queen_Cunty> LOL
01:04:00 <TheRiddler> dont click
01:04:00 <TheRiddler> it's not
01:04:00 <Serenity> oh god
01:04:00 <Serenity> STOP IT DOWNLOADING
01:04:00 <Serenity> NOW
01:05:00 <Serenity> oh
01:05:00 <Doodle> hahahaha
01:05:00 <TheRiddler> that's what I mean
01:05:00 <TheRiddler> because it's a tif it has to download
01:05:00 <Doodle> dropbox sounds so filthy
01:05:00 <TheRiddler> it's another drawing I did
01:05:00 <Queen_Cunty> put in in my… drop box *grunts*
01:05:00 <Doodle> put your user content in my dropbox
01:06:00 <Queen_Cunty> i don't think you'd be able to handle it doodle
01:06:00 <Doodle> prolly not
01:06:00 <Doodle> i'd cry
01:06:00 <Queen_Cunty> LOL
01:06:00 <Queen_Cunty> i haven't broken anyones bones yet!
01:06:00 <Queen_Cunty> But just incase, drink some more milk
01:06:00 <Doodle> no it means i'm having a good time
01:07:00 <faux> Lolllll
01:07:00 <Serenity> ashhhtat pic rules
01:07:00 <Serenity> that*
01:07:00 <Doodle> ashhhtat is the noise my washing machine makes when it finishes
01:07:00 <faux> Rofl
01:07:00 <faux> Mine plays a song
01:07:00 <faux> #samsunglyf
01:07:00 <Doodle> lol mine is an ancient cunt like me
01:07:00 <Queen_Cunty> mine plays a lil song too
01:08:00 <Clarkson> Obama is nigga
01:08:00 <Serenity> mine goes DO DO DING
01:08:00 <Serenity> DO DO DING
01:08:00 <faux> I found out that I can sync my phone n washing machine
01:08:00 <Queen_Cunty> wot!
01:08:00 <Doodle> mine just stops making god awful noise, thats how you know its finished
01:08:00 <Queen_Cunty> LMFAO
01:08:00 <faux> But I haven't done it yet cos effort and I don't see the point
01:08:00 <Doodle> its for people with 600m houses
01:08:00 <faux> You download an app and then sync it from the machine
01:08:00 <Serenity> is it for people that work all day maybe?
01:08:00 <faux> And u can see how long left n stuff
01:08:00 <faux> Maybs
01:08:00 <Serenity> so they can do their washing
01:08:00 <Serenity> cause its so hard to set a delay timer
01:09:00 <faux> I couldn't do it on me nexus
01:09:00 <faux> But now I have a samsung
01:09:00 <Queen_Cunty> NEXT
01:09:00 <faux> And me washing machine is samsung
01:09:00 <faux> Can do it
01:09:00 <Queen_Cunty> US
01:09:00 <Doodle> if i was faux's washing machine i;d call sex lines all day
01:09:00 <faux> But ceebs
01:09:00 <faux> Lmao
01:09:00 <Clarkson> some racist bull shit
01:09:00 <Serenity> lolll
01:09:00 <Queen_Cunty> lol
01:09:00 <Serenity> Clarkson you just called obama a nigger
01:09:00 <faux> I wish I could use my phone to hang the clothes fr me
01:09:00 <Clarkson> do ladyboys only fuck men in thailand
01:09:00 <Doodle> lol same
01:09:00 <faux> Thay would rock
01:09:00 <faux> That
01:09:00 <Queen_Cunty> just get a robot
01:09:00 <Serenity> oh no guys
01:09:00 <faux> Fuck it always autocorrect to thay
01:09:00 <faux> I need to delete it
01:10:00 <Serenity> apparently ive 'fucked it' for myself
01:10:00 <Serenity> i dont know what that means
01:10:00 <Doodle> uh oh
01:10:00 <Doodle> kid pics?
01:10:00 <Queen_Cunty> eh
01:10:00 <Serenity> yep
01:10:00 <Doodle> damn
01:10:00 <Doodle> son
01:10:00 <AvocadoTaco> I said that
01:10:00 <Serenity> you said wot
01:10:00 <faux> Uh
01:10:00 <AvocadoTaco> perhaps you should get a fleshlight
01:10:00 <Queen_Cunty> fuck it for yourself taco - SO YOU HAVE USED A FLESH LIGHT!
01:10:00 <faux> How isn't he zoned yet
01:10:00 <Queen_Cunty> (ed)
01:10:00 <Doodle> :o
01:10:00 <faux> Zlined**
01:10:00 <Serenity> whos here to zline
01:10:00 <Serenity> BlackDevil? lol
01:11:00 <faux> I mean in general
01:11:00 <Serenity> hes using mobile data
01:11:00 <faux> U cum lord
01:11:00 <Clarkson> adelaide gets all the shit in their water from mildura
01:11:00 <Doodle> lol
01:11:00 <Serenity> theres no point
01:11:00 <faux> ffa
01:11:00 <faux> How annoying
01:11:00 <Queen_Cunty> yeah cum lord fo so
01:11:00 <Queen_Cunty> LOL
01:11:00 <Serenity> yep
01:11:00 <Clarkson> British^Meat, hell yea, i have my tickets pre booked
01:11:00 <TheRiddler> need another admin
01:11:00 <faux> Shut up clarkson
01:11:00 <Queen_Cunty> lol i <3 cum lord
01:11:00 <faux> :')
01:11:00 <Doodle> make me a cum lord i mean admin
01:11:00 <Serenity> [11:11pm] <Queen_Cunty> lol i <3 cum
01:11:00 <Clarkson> lol who gives a fuck
01:11:00 <AvocadoTaco> stop lying
01:11:00 <Clarkson> least it's not like us PigPond Hellstra users ... these thompson modems are shit
01:11:00 <Clarkson> get a sexy Chinese girl to feed it to you
01:11:00 <Queen_Cunty> doh!
01:11:00 <faux> Sez ill give u a dollar 2 ban taco
01:11:00 <faux> Where's simba when u need him
01:12:00 <TheRiddler> all that shit comes from picard Clarkson
01:12:00 <Clarkson> this fkn chicken can fucking go die
01:12:00 <faux> Maybe I can show him boobs 4 a ban
01:12:00 <Serenity> simba has been awol
01:12:00 <Clarkson> like theyd literally be like hurry up faggot were rolling
01:12:00 <Queen_Cunty> maybe he will go away if we stop talking to him
01:12:00 <faux> Another seagull u reckon
01:12:00 <TheRiddler> https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/105409237/pen%20%26%20ink%20background%20and%20charater.png
01:12:00 <TheRiddler> there
01:12:00 <Doodle> mate
01:12:00 <faux> Maaaaate
01:12:00 <faux> charater
01:12:00 <Queen_Cunty> OR we all chip in and buy him a FLESH LIGHT - so he can go fuck himself?
01:12:00 <TheRiddler> now you dont need to download a 50mb file
01:12:00 <AvocadoTaco> Serenity, after you ban me I'll give you $1 to unban me
01:12:00 <Serenity> SHOW ME YA BRUCE
01:12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:12:00 <TheRiddler> oops
01:12:00 <Doodle> awes
01:13:00 <Serenity> ill be like carl topper
01:13:00 <AvocadoTaco> is old spice still a good calogne?
01:13:00 <Serenity> take money to give u ops
01:13:00 <faux> It's ok taco save ya money
01:13:00 <faux> I'm going 2 sleep
01:13:00 <faux> calogne
01:13:00 <Doodle> i believe its spelt ClarltPopping sarah
01:13:00 <TheRiddler> night faux
01:13:00 <Doodle> ninis
01:13:00 <Serenity> lol
01:13:00 <faux> Always so quick to get rid of me
01:13:00 <Queen_Cunty> no, buy joop taco
01:13:00 <faux> I'm not going just yet gosh
01:13:00 <Queen_Cunty> that is kinda scary riddler !
01:13:00 <AvocadoTaco> I thought joop was for gay men
01:13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:13:00 <Doodle> oh
01:14:00 <Clarkson> it seems kind of ironic that we conjur God more easily when we're fucking drunk.
01:14:00 <TheRiddler> oh
01:14:00 <Queen_Cunty> it is!
01:14:00 <Serenity> its for laid men
01:14:00 <Queen_Cunty> LOL
01:14:00 <Doodle> oh damn
01:14:00 <faux> Need to brush my toof
01:14:00 <Doodle> is that where i am going wrong
01:14:00 <Serenity> just one teef
01:14:00 <Queen_Cunty> joop is like the newer version of old spice
01:14:00 <TheRiddler> old chomper
01:14:00 <Serenity> you need some joop
01:14:00 <Serenity> or jean paul gaultier
01:14:00 <AvocadoTaco> you know what isn't gay
01:14:00 <AvocadoTaco> jean paul gaultier
01:14:00 <Doodle> i have fujiyama
01:14:00 <AvocadoTaco> the bottle is even shaped like a man
01:14:00 <Doodle> it smells nice
01:15:00 <Serenity> its leg opener
01:15:00 <Queen_Cunty> Truth CK - is the best manly perfume
01:15:00 <Queen_Cunty> smells delicious
01:15:00 <ShadowLurker> true story
01:15:00 <Queen_Cunty> lol
01:15:00 <Doodle> i naturally smell delicious
01:15:00 <Doodle> anything else is a bonus
01:15:00 <Queen_Cunty> like cupcakes?
01:15:00 <Serenity> sometimes ShadowLurker is a massive cock pocket and sprays it all around the bedroom before he goes to work
01:15:00 <Doodle> no
01:15:00 <Serenity> then leaves me
01:15:00 <Doodle> looool
01:15:00 <Queen_Cunty> LOL
01:15:00 <Queen_Cunty> what a cunt!
01:16:00 <Doodle> better than cupcaking you then going to work
01:16:00 <AvocadoTaco> Serenity, I use no vac so I don't have to vacuum. At least I think thats how it works, but I'm not sure how an air freshner does that
01:16:00 <ShadowLurker> i make up for it tho
01:16:00 <Serenity> amen sister
01:16:00 <ShadowLurker> ;}
01:16:00 <Queen_Cunty> lol @ doodle
01:16:00 <Serenity> taco have you forgotten english altogether?
01:16:00 <AvocadoTaco> im trying
01:16:00 <Doodle> its his 12th language
01:16:00 <Queen_Cunty> i think he is experiencing some drug induced….. psychosis and morphed into beehhh
01:17:00 <Queen_Cunty> LOL!
01:17:00 <Queen_Cunty> next he'll mention how he likes trannies
01:17:00 <Doodle> mine is a bitch when its cold
01:17:00 <Queen_Cunty> flesh light?
01:17:00 <Doodle> tranny
01:17:00 <Queen_Cunty> ohhh
01:18:00 <AvocadoTaco> mash potato takes too long to cook :(
01:18:00 <Doodle> once it gets to the end of the street its ok tho
01:18:00 <AvocadoTaco> I should go 70s style and use instant mash
01:18:00 <Queen_Cunty> vomit
01:18:00 <Doodle> oh that deb shit
01:18:00 <AvocadoTaco> its what kfc use
01:18:00 <Doodle> gross
01:18:00 <Doodle> yeah kfc is vomit
01:18:00 <Queen_Cunty> yep
01:18:00 <Doodle> apart from nuggets
01:18:00 <Queen_Cunty> nooooo
01:18:00 <AvocadoTaco> nah maccas is vomit
01:18:00 <Doodle> i know its a real problem
01:18:00 <Queen_Cunty> the chips are the only good thing
01:18:00 <AvocadoTaco> you know their buns have a shelf life of 3 years
01:18:00 <Doodle> oh and the chips
01:18:00 <Queen_Cunty> maccas does ok coffee
01:18:00 <Serenity> the make ur own burgers at maccas are ace
01:18:00 <Queen_Cunty> and apple pies
01:19:00 <Doodle> but i never have it anyway
01:19:00 <AvocadoTaco> how the hell do you make bread last 3 years?!
01:19:00 <Queen_Cunty> chemicals
01:19:00 <Doodle> inject it with plastic
01:19:00 <Queen_Cunty> LOL
01:19:00 <Queen_Cunty> mmm plastic
01:19:00 <Queen_Cunty> burgers
01:19:00 <Serenity> their brioche buns are amazing
01:19:00 <Queen_Cunty> i haven't tried them
01:19:00 <AvocadoTaco> best part, is they pride themselves on the brand who supply it
01:19:00 <AvocadoTaco> tip top
01:19:00 <AvocadoTaco> FUCK TIP TOP
01:19:00 <Serenity> its so good
01:19:00 <Doodle> i used to live near the tip top factory
01:19:00 <Queen_Cunty> yeah buy my bread from bakers delight
01:20:00 <Serenity> i haf pineapple and beetroot
01:20:00 <Doodle> it smelled awesome
01:20:00 <Serenity> and caramalised onion
01:20:00 <Serenity> n AIOLI
01:20:00 <Queen_Cunty> cape seed loaf FTW
01:20:00 <Queen_Cunty> pineapple and beetroot
01:20:00 <Queen_Cunty> wot
01:20:00 <Queen_Cunty> nooo
01:20:00 <Serenity> yess
01:20:00 <Doodle> maybeeeeee
01:21:00 <faux> My mumma got me juicy couture for me birfday smells delish
01:21:00 <faux> Oh
01:21:00 <faux> I was scrolled up
01:21:00 <faux> .
01:21:00 <faux> Lol.
01:21:00 <Queen_Cunty> i love pineapple just not on burgers
01:21:00 <Serenity> my second dad in law works for tip top
01:21:00 <Doodle> good on ya dad in law
01:21:00 <Doodle> tip tops the one
01:21:00 <Queen_Cunty> lol
01:21:00 <Queen_Cunty> goodon ya dad
01:21:00 <Serenity> HES ON PAULIES MUM
01:21:00 <Serenity> HEHEHEHE
01:21:00 <Doodle> LOL
01:21:00 <Doodle> unf
01:21:00 <Serenity> ah dear
01:22:00 <Serenity> hes a top bloke
01:22:00 <Doodle> tip top bloke?
01:22:00 <Serenity> exactly
01:22:00 <Doodle> huehuehueheuheue
01:22:00 <Queen_Cunty> so he isn't a bottom then
01:22:00 <Serenity> he works from like 10pm till 7am delivering bread
01:22:00 <Doodle> no paulies mum is the pitcher
01:22:00 <faux> Mm
01:22:00 <Serenity> 600km a night or some shit
01:22:00 <faux> I want a carb truck
01:22:00 <Clarkson> the longest word i know is fuck
01:22:00 <AvocadoTaco> man I hate pauly and all his stupid tv shows
01:23:00 <AvocadoTaco> tv for idiets
01:23:00 <faux> I would dive into fresh bread
01:23:00 <faux> Die
01:23:00 <faux> Die8w
01:23:00 <faux> S8wsiwsiwd
01:23:00 <faux> Diedie
01:23:00 <Doodle> i love bread why does it have to be poison
01:23:00 <faux> Siwxis
01:23:00 <ShadowLurker> chu say bout me mum cunt
01:23:00 <ShadowLurker> smash yew
01:23:00 <Doodle> lol
01:23:00 <Serenity> i dont really eat much bread
01:23:00 <Doodle> neck ya m8
01:23:00 <Serenity> UR MUMS BONING THE BAKER
01:23:00 <Doodle> me either
01:23:00 <ShadowLurker> breads ok
01:23:00 <Serenity> well.. hes not really a baker
01:23:00 <ShadowLurker> but muffins is where its at
01:23:00 <TheRiddler> they say gluten free is not really any healthier
01:23:00 <Doodle> butt muffins
01:24:00 <faux> Ehehehe
01:24:00 <Serenity> its not any healthier unless youre celiac
01:24:00 <faux> helmet butts
01:24:00 <faux> R teh best
01:24:00 <Serenity> its a trendy fad for hipster yogurt eaters
01:24:00 <faux> Hey I eat yoghurt
01:24:00 <Queen_Cunty> lol
01:24:00 <Doodle> i had a toyota celiac once
01:24:00 <faux> I'm no hipster
01:24:00 <Queen_Cunty> i <3 yoghurt
01:24:00 <faux> Me 2
01:24:00 <ShadowLurker> are you a toghurt eater
01:24:00 <Queen_Cunty> with granola
01:24:00 <ShadowLurker> TOGHURT
01:24:00 <faux> Mmm
01:24:00 <Queen_Cunty> and cranberries
01:24:00 <faux> Yoghurt w fresh berries
01:24:00 <Queen_Cunty> yus
01:24:00 <Doodle> yum
01:25:00 <Serenity> i do like yogurt
01:25:00 <Doodle> stop making me hungry
01:25:00 <Serenity> its just an expression
01:25:00 <faux> Can u put a h in there
01:25:00 <Doodle> its too late to be eating
01:25:00 <Serenity> for faggots really
01:25:00 <faux> I'll give u a buck
01:26:00 <Doodle> yoghourt
01:26:00 <Doodle> according to jalna
01:26:00 <faux> Lololol
01:26:00 <faux> Jalna rocks
01:26:00 <Doodle> yee
01:26:00 <faux> There's a grandpas brand but I've only seen it in leb shops
01:26:00 <Doodle> POT SET
01:26:00 <faux> That's the best yoghurt ever
01:26:00 <Queen_Cunty> i like the aldi organic vanilla bean yoghurt
01:26:00 <Doodle> oh lah di dah
01:26:00 <Queen_Cunty> it's like 5 bucks
01:26:00 <faux> Is it sugary
01:26:00 <Queen_Cunty> thick, and delicious
01:26:00 <Doodle> there is a nice caramelised fig yoghurt
01:27:00 <Queen_Cunty> yeh
01:27:00 <faux> Just like doodle
01:27:00 <Doodle> its full of sugar tho
01:27:00 <faux> Oh
01:27:00 <Doodle> :o
01:27:00 <faux> Yeah no thanks
01:27:00 <Queen_Cunty> greek yoghurt isn't sweet
01:27:00 <faux> I know lol
01:27:00 <faux> Das wot I eat
01:27:00 <Queen_Cunty> it tastes sour to me
01:27:00 <Queen_Cunty> but i'm addicted to sugar
01:27:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GanSpGKc-c8
01:27:00 <faux> I sprinkle oregano and sesame seeds on it
01:27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Red Dwarf Stasis Leak What do you want on your cornflakes? Views: 249 Uploader: Rowan Barker Uploaded: Dec 2, 2014 Duration: 1m13s Rating: 3.33
01:27:00 <Queen_Cunty> my liver loves me for it
01:27:00 <Doodle> greek yoghurt is ace with pineapple
01:27:00 <faux> Whaat
01:27:00 <faux> Seems weird
01:27:00 <Queen_Cunty> naw cottage cheese
01:27:00 <Doodle> its gr8
01:28:00 <Queen_Cunty> and pineapple
01:28:00 <faux> But anything is poss
01:28:00 <faux> I don't like the idea of sweet and savoury
01:28:00 <Serenity> greek yogurt with garlic n lemon
01:28:00 <Serenity> hnngg
01:28:00 <faux> Like sweet and meat makes me v nervous
01:28:00 <faux> Apricot chicken etc
01:28:00 <Serenity> sweet and savory rules
01:28:00 <AvocadoTaco> perhaps you should get a fleshlight
01:28:00 <Queen_Cunty> you know what is the fucking best greek garlic dip
01:28:00 <faux> Tzatziki
01:28:00 <faux> Hng
01:28:00 <Serenity> yesssss
01:29:00 <Serenity> also lemon butter and greek yogurt
01:29:00 <Queen_Cunty> naw better than taz
01:29:00 <Serenity> to dip apples in
01:29:00 <Doodle> looool@video sezz
01:29:00 <Queen_Cunty> WOT
01:29:00 <Serenity> hehe
01:29:00 <Doodle> wiiiiine
01:29:00 <faux> The thought of lemon and yoghurt is making me cringe
01:29:00 <Serenity> tasts like cheesecake kate
01:29:00 <Serenity> but healther
01:29:00 <faux> And my mouth water
01:29:00 <Serenity> tzaziki has lemon in it you dork
01:29:00 <Queen_Cunty> hmmm interesting
01:29:00 <faux> For real??
01:29:00 <Doodle> ur butt has lemon in it
01:29:00 <Serenity> yes
01:29:00 <Serenity> lol
01:29:00 <faux> woweee
01:29:00 <Queen_Cunty> roasted garlic hummus
01:29:00 <faux> I didn't know
01:30:00 <Serenity> its garlic cucumber and lemon
01:30:00 <Serenity> in greek yogurt
01:30:00 <faux> I thought it was garlic n cuc
01:30:00 <Doodle> i used to make my own tzatziki and i put lemon in it
01:30:00 <Serenity> i put so much in lol
01:30:00 <Serenity> its delish
01:30:00 <Queen_Cunty> tooo acidic
01:30:00 <Bastardly_One> the zing is lemon
01:30:00 <Doodle> and chilli
01:30:00 <faux> Ya learn something new every day
01:30:00 <Bastardly_One> even I know that
01:30:00 <faux> Oh god
01:30:00 <faux> Here comes know it all
01:30:00 <Serenity> if you put too much it goes chiunky but
01:30:00 <Bastardly_One> and I know shit
01:30:00 <Clarkson> just saying self employment feels like unemployment, no need to be a knob
01:30:00 <Doodle> zingggggggggggggggggg
01:30:00 <Queen_Cunty> lol @ faux
01:30:00 <AvocadoTaco> fleshlight zingggggggggggg
01:30:00 <Doodle> [01:30] <Serenity> if you put too much it goes chiunky but
01:30:00 <Doodle> thats what she said
01:30:00 <faux> Ehehehe chunky butt
01:30:00 <Serenity> hahah
01:31:00 <Doodle> kekekeke
01:31:00 <faux> ok
01:31:00 <faux> I'm off to bed
01:31:00 <Doodle> yeah i should go too
01:31:00 <Serenity> GOOD NIGHT LEMON FACE
01:31:00 <faux> Adios amigos :*
01:31:00 <Doodle> nini lovelies
01:31:00 <Serenity> x2
01:31:00 <Queen_Cunty> nn
01:31:00 <Queen_Cunty> lemon party?
01:31:00 <Doodle> :* lemonfaec
01:31:00 <Serenity> nooo
01:31:00 <faux> :'D
01:31:00 <Serenity> rofl
01:31:00 <faux> Bai
01:31:00 <Doodle> o/
01:31:00 <Serenity> c u tomoz
01:31:00 <AvocadoTaco> I think my neighbours are cooking meth
01:31:00 <Serenity> go and arrest them
01:31:00 <AvocadoTaco> nah they're nice people
01:32:00 <Queen_Cunty> OH LOL!
01:32:00 <Queen_Cunty> maybe the fumes have affected you?
01:32:00 <Queen_Cunty> get a flesh light
01:32:00 <AvocadoTaco> I already have a big flash light
01:32:00 <Serenity> fucking hell
01:32:00 <Clarkson> i'll miss my son, but my penis comes first
01:32:00 <Queen_Cunty> well you could convert it into a sex toy
01:33:00 <Serenity> make a bong from a fleshlight
01:33:00 <AvocadoTaco> 420!
01:33:00 <Queen_Cunty> LOL
01:33:00 <Queen_Cunty> smoking' the puss
01:33:00 <Queen_Cunty> y
01:34:00 <Queen_Cunty> my friend was telling me the other day she went and did some hippy git thing… which involved her vagina being cleansed with smoke…
01:34:00 <Serenity> haha
01:34:00 <Clarkson> Here's a funny little article for you cunts to induldge in; http://www.news.com.au/sport/london-olympics/naughty-korea-fires-a-missive-at-mx/story-fndpu6dv-1226445891807
01:34:00 <AvocadoTaco> why did I defrost trout today? I want steak
01:34:00 <TheRiddler> he unscrews the top and and sticks towel inside for his flesh light
01:34:00 <Serenity> uhh whatt
01:34:00 <Queen_Cunty> i was like yeah, so NOT doing that!
01:34:00 <Queen_Cunty> yyeh
01:34:00 <Queen_Cunty> my reaction was … WHAT THE HELL
01:34:00 <Serenity> im pre sure my vag is ok without smoke
01:34:00 <Queen_Cunty> you paid how much to have someone smoke out your vag
01:34:00 <Queen_Cunty> LOL
01:35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:35:00 <TheRiddler> smoked vag
01:35:00 <Queen_Cunty> ya….
01:35:00 <Queen_Cunty> i'd prefer smoked salmon
01:35:00 <Queen_Cunty> personally
01:35:00 <Queen_Cunty> or ham
01:36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:37:00 <AvocadoTaco> meh
01:37:00 <Queen_Cunty> question: if my normal rostered day is on a w/end… and i take holidays… i should be paid holidays at a weekend rate, yeah?
01:37:00 <AvocadoTaco> smoking salmon takes too long
01:38:00 <Queen_Cunty> thats why you buy it from the shop
01:38:00 <AvocadoTaco> meh
01:38:00 <AvocadoTaco> shop bought fish isn't quality
01:38:00 <Queen_Cunty> ok bear grills
01:38:00 <Serenity> yes cake
01:38:00 <Serenity> um
01:38:00 <Serenity> kate..
01:38:00 <AvocadoTaco> shuttup fleshlight
01:38:00 <Queen_Cunty> i thought so….
01:38:00 <Queen_Cunty> man i hate my work
01:38:00 <Serenity> that was a total accident rofl
01:38:00 <Serenity> an awesome accident
01:38:00 <AvocadoTaco> Yeah I hate your work too
01:38:00 <Bastardly_One> shop bought fish isn't quality?
01:38:00 <Queen_Cunty> :D
01:38:00 <AvocadoTaco> Its pointless
01:39:00 <Serenity> not unless its from a fish market
01:39:00 <Queen_Cunty> taco, that's great!
01:39:00 <AvocadoTaco> fish markets don't sell quality fish either, except in japan
01:39:00 <Bastardly_One> since when? if you get it from the shop I do ... it's fucking quality
01:39:00 <Serenity> maybe where you live
01:39:00 <Serenity> but i live in perth where the ocean is right there
01:39:00 <Serenity> at all times
01:39:00 <AvocadoTaco> Bastardly_One, compared to the fish a man can catch...
01:39:00 <Queen_Cunty> oh
01:39:00 <Queen_Cunty> please
01:40:00 <Queen_Cunty> you couldn't catch a fish if you tried
01:40:00 <Queen_Cunty> too busy with a flesh light
01:40:00 <AvocadoTaco> stop lying
01:40:00 <Bastardly_One> different fish on the west coast too ... better fish we don't get over here
01:40:00 <AvocadoTaco> NEXT
01:40:00 <AvocadoTaco> Bastardly_One, I generally only eat trout or salmon
01:40:00 <Queen_Cunty> trout :|
01:40:00 <AvocadoTaco> although muscles and prawns are good too
01:40:00 <Bastardly_One> you're missing out then
01:41:00 <AvocadoTaco> but I don't catch those
01:41:00 <Queen_Cunty> :|
01:41:00 <Bastardly_One> blue grendaire filets are the fucking best
01:41:00 <Clarkson> you can shit on trees here too
01:41:00 <Queen_Cunty> i don't eat sea cockroaches
01:41:00 <Queen_Cunty> i like swordfish
01:41:00 <Queen_Cunty> mostly because it tastes like chicken
01:42:00 <Serenity> we have better seafood in general
01:42:00 <Serenity> warmer water
01:42:00 <Serenity> om nom
01:43:00 <Queen_Cunty> pass on the seafood
01:43:00 <Serenity> ur as fucking queer as Maurice
01:43:00 <Queen_Cunty> yep!
01:43:00 <Maurice> :o
01:43:00 <Serenity> seafood rules
01:43:00 <Queen_Cunty> maurice is awesome!
01:43:00 <Queen_Cunty> mostly because she hates seafood
01:43:00 <Serenity> her only saving grace is that she doesnt like mango
01:43:00 <Maurice> YEAH
01:44:00 <Queen_Cunty> LOL
01:44:00 <Queen_Cunty> do you hate pork too maurice?
01:44:00 <Serenity> i dont like pork
01:44:00 <Queen_Cunty> legend
01:44:00 <Queen_Cunty> i hate it
01:44:00 <Maurice> Yes lol
01:44:00 <Serenity> well
01:44:00 <Queen_Cunty> omg! same
01:44:00 <Queen_Cunty> sea food , pork
01:44:00 <Serenity> like rost pork and pork chops etc
01:44:00 <Queen_Cunty> eggs
01:44:00 <Queen_Cunty> noooo
01:44:00 <Queen_Cunty> yuck
01:44:00 <Serenity> she likes eggs
01:45:00 <Queen_Cunty> i'll eat quiche
01:45:00 <Queen_Cunty> but not like fried egg
01:45:00 <Serenity> fried egg and tomato sauce on a sandwich
01:45:00 <AvocadoTaco> if you like the bland taste of chicken, why don't you eat fucking chicken?
01:45:00 <Queen_Cunty> VOMIT
01:45:00 <Serenity> i know too much about Maurice
01:45:00 <Queen_Cunty> i do eat chicken
01:45:00 <AvocadoTaco> then don't eat swordfish
01:45:00 <Serenity> .
01:46:00 <Serenity> this nigga is fucken crazy
01:46:00 <Queen_Cunty> fuck you, i won't do what you tell me
01:46:00 <Serenity> i remember
01:46:00 <Serenity> being like.. 12
01:46:00 <AvocadoTaco> swordfish is endangered you hypocritical lefty
01:46:00 <Serenity> mum wasnt home
01:46:00 <Serenity> and i had that song BLARING out of the house
01:46:00 <Serenity> and i thought i was the biggest rebel
01:46:00 <Queen_Cunty> LOL
01:46:00 <Queen_Cunty> HA
01:46:00 <Queen_Cunty> love it
01:47:00 <Queen_Cunty> i used to play NIN really loud
01:47:00 <Serenity> cause there were teenage boys on both sides as neighbours and they were cute
01:47:00 <Queen_Cunty> oooo
01:47:00 <Serenity> so naturally i had to impress someone...
01:47:00 <Queen_Cunty> LOL
01:47:00 <Serenity> fuck kids are morons
01:47:00 <Queen_Cunty> yeah, pretty much
01:47:00 <Serenity> brb shower
01:47:00 <Queen_Cunty> i my hands are freezing
01:48:00 <Queen_Cunty> i need hacker gloves
01:48:00 <AvocadoTaco> one day I'd really like to eat a koala
01:48:00 <AvocadoTaco> probably roasted
01:48:00 <Queen_Cunty> yeah i reckon they'd tastes pretty shitty
01:48:00 <AvocadoTaco> I reckon your cunt tastes pretty shitty
01:48:00 <Clarkson> what fucking ops?
01:48:00 <Queen_Cunty> you've never tasted my cunt taco
01:49:00 <AvocadoTaco> you've never tasted koala!
01:49:00 <Queen_Cunty> i said i'd reckon
01:49:00 <TheRiddler> stfu ffs AvocadoTaco
01:49:00 <AvocadoTaco> I said I'd reckon too
01:49:00 <Queen_Cunty> yeah, i didn't see that
01:49:00 <AvocadoTaco> learn 2 read
01:49:00 <Queen_Cunty> no
01:50:00 <Queen_Cunty> fuck you, i won't do what you tell me
01:50:00 <Queen_Cunty> get a flesh light
01:50:00 <Queen_Cunty> NEXT
01:50:00 <Clarkson> KiTTyLiCiOuS no kitten is not a race ur not a fucking cat u bpd slut
01:50:00 <Queen_Cunty> rock rock
01:50:00 <AvocadoTaco> stop lying
01:50:00 <Queen_Cunty> um
01:50:00 <Queen_Cunty> yeah
01:52:00 <AvocadoTaco> NEXT
01:52:00 <Queen_Cunty> yep
01:53:00 <AvocadoTaco> water dragon is quite nice
01:53:00 <Queen_Cunty> i was wondering if you'd be interested in expanding your sexual horizons
01:53:00 <AvocadoTaco> I've eaten water dragon before
01:53:00 <Queen_Cunty> speaking of dragons!
01:53:00 <Queen_Cunty> https://bad-dragon.com/products/vergil
01:53:00 <AvocadoTaco> its like eating pythons
01:54:00 <Queen_Cunty> you might be interested in the bad dragon site taco
01:54:00 <AvocadoTaco> I also might not be
01:54:00 <AvocadoTaco> stfu get a fleshlight
01:55:00 <Queen_Cunty> https://labs.bad-dragon.com/idea/view/440
01:55:00 <Queen_Cunty> you might want to expand your horizons, you know spice things up a little bit
01:55:00 <Queen_Cunty> try some new things, experiment...
01:56:00 <Queen_Cunty> perhaps this? https://labs.bad-dragon.com/idea/view/1514
01:57:00 <Queen_Cunty> highly recommended - https://labs.bad-dragon.com/idea/view/1513
02:02:00 <Serenity> mmm piping hot showers rule
02:02:00 <Queen_Cunty> yus!
02:02:00 <AvocadoTaco> stop lying
02:02:00 <Queen_Cunty> the hotter the better
02:04:00 <Serenity> whats your obsession with lying lately
02:04:00 <Serenity> im red right now kate haha
02:05:00 <Queen_Cunty> lol!
02:05:00 <Serenity> i should sleep
02:05:00 <Serenity> im not very tired though
02:05:00 <Queen_Cunty> same its 2am
02:05:00 <Queen_Cunty> i had an epic nap this arvo
02:06:00 <Serenity> i havent napped for ages
02:06:00 <Serenity> sleeps been so shit for me lately
02:06:00 <Clarkson> she advised me to look into dining room table sex
02:06:00 <Queen_Cunty> ooo
02:06:00 <Serenity> when i finally do sleep it feels like im not sleeping... if that makes sense
02:06:00 <Queen_Cunty> eat that sucks!
02:06:00 <Queen_Cunty> yeah
02:06:00 <Queen_Cunty> oops lol
02:07:00 <Queen_Cunty> my sleeping patterns are pretty lame actually….
02:08:00 <Queen_Cunty> i should give up the arvo naps and go to bed at like 10pm
02:08:00 <Serenity> i go through times where all i wanna do is sleep
02:08:00 <Serenity> then times where i never want to sleep lol
02:08:00 <Queen_Cunty> lol DOH
02:08:00 <Serenity> its so stupid
02:08:00 <Queen_Cunty> I don't have any problems falling asleep….
02:08:00 <Queen_Cunty> i just need to be tired….
02:08:00 <Serenity> oh god it takes me hours to go to sleep
02:09:00 <Serenity> unless i have a couple of drinks and i dont want to make that a habit
02:09:00 <Queen_Cunty> i just like staying up late….
02:09:00 <Queen_Cunty> herbal tea + meditation?
02:09:00 <Queen_Cunty> become a hippy git :P
02:10:00 <AvocadoTaco> oh god
02:11:00 <AvocadoTaco> capers taste way too fucking awesome
02:11:00 <Serenity> I need to get some tea with no caffeine
02:11:00 <Clarkson> i ended up getting some dodgy free shit of download.com hahaha
02:11:00 <Bastardly_One> or
02:11:00 <Queen_Cunty> yeah…. health food store probably
02:11:00 <Serenity> i was considering tea an hour ago but it would keep me up longer
02:11:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuc is that stuff?
02:11:00 <Serenity> t2? would they have it
02:11:00 <Bastardly_One> melatonin
02:11:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the one
02:11:00 <Queen_Cunty> ummmm yeah, probably!
02:12:00 <Queen_Cunty> check their site
02:12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm considering a small dose of that but I can go to bed dead tired
02:12:00 <Bastardly_One> like falling asleep
02:12:00 <Bastardly_One> and still takes ages once I get into bed
02:12:00 <Serenity> ants paed was going to give me liquid melatonin for him
02:12:00 <Serenity> but since we moved his sleeping has been fantastic
02:12:00 <Queen_Cunty> bonus!
02:13:00 <Queen_Cunty> Rory has a pretty good sleeping routine…. she knows after Dr who it's bed time lol
02:13:00 <Queen_Cunty> and my mum is talking in her sleep… WEIRD!
02:14:00 <Bastardly_One> she goes to bed late for her age
02:14:00 <Queen_Cunty> sif 8pm isn't that late
02:14:00 <Serenity> hehe i just put a dr who poster up in ants room tonight
02:14:00 <Serenity> my kids go to bed at 8 during the week
02:14:00 <Serenity> 9 on weekends
02:14:00 <Queen_Cunty> she calls the tardis the targus
02:15:00 <Serenity> targus ahah
02:15:00 <Queen_Cunty> lol
02:15:00 <Serenity> lily was heart broken when david tennant left
02:15:00 <Serenity> so was i actually
02:15:00 <Queen_Cunty> awwww
02:16:00 <ShadowLurker> mmm sleep sounds good
02:16:00 <Queen_Cunty> I watch it, but only half heartedly
02:16:00 <Queen_Cunty> yah, sleep sounds like an awesome idea. NN peeps. Catch yo' on the flip siddddde
02:16:00 <Serenity> night night
02:17:00 <Serenity> slag
02:17:00 <Serenity> sif leave before i say goodnight
02:18:00 <AvocadoTaco> she no care
02:18:00 <Maurice> (23:45:15) (Serenity): fried egg and tomato sauce on a sandwich (23:45:24) (Serenity): i know too much about Maurice
02:18:00 <AvocadoTaco> bitches hatin
02:18:00 <Maurice> AND CHEESE
02:22:00 <Serenity> hahah
02:23:00 <Serenity> now i can feel slightly less creepo cause i forgot cheese
02:27:00 <Maurice> Lol
02:37:00 <AvocadoTaco> wow that trout was good
02:37:00 <AvocadoTaco> capers are really awesome with trout
02:52:00 <Bastardly_One> I quite enjoyed the fries I just finished
02:54:00 <AvocadoTaco> Next time: make poutine
02:59:00 <Maurice> Poutine is pretty good
03:00:00 <Osskkaarr> Hi Lori.
03:02:00 <Serenity> cannot sleep
03:02:00 <Serenity> ugh
03:02:00 <Osskkaarr> Hi Sarah.
03:03:00 <Serenity> hello david
03:04:00 <Maurice> Heya David
03:04:00 <Maurice> Hows shit
03:04:00 <Maurice> Sezz face
03:04:00 <Osskkaarr> hehe hows shit
03:04:00 <Maurice> I had to go to Mr Maker today
03:04:00 <Serenity> ew
03:04:00 <Serenity> my cousin took her kid yesterday
03:05:00 <Maurice> It was eww
03:05:00 <Osskkaarr> know9ng jme..; ill answer wi8th the truth
03:05:00 <Maurice> An hour show and he made 3 povo things within the span of 3 mins
03:05:00 <Maurice> The rest was singing crap
03:05:00 <Clarkson> keith fucking urban
03:05:00 <Maurice> No Clarkson, just no
03:05:00 <Osskkaarr> shit is not good for me
03:05:00 <Clarkson> nice and squishy not like a boney pussy
03:05:00 <Serenity> :(
03:05:00 <Serenity> why no good
03:06:00 <Serenity> should have stabbed him Maurice
03:06:00 <Osskkaarr> that was going to be my next.. dont ask why
03:06:00 <Maurice> I was 4 rows back from the stage
03:06:00 <Maurice> I could have stabbed him
03:07:00 <Serenity> ok i wont ask
03:07:00 <Serenity> again...
03:08:00 <Osskkaarr> hows you and that... ok and stuff?
03:08:00 <Serenity> qll
03:09:00 <Serenity> all good here cept the lack of sleep
03:09:00 <Maurice> Do you need metamucil?
03:09:00 <Osskkaarr> sleep you must
03:10:00 <Serenity> im wide awake it sucks
03:10:00 <Serenity> now my cats pissing me ofd
03:10:00 <Osskkaarr> coffee or just how it is?
03:11:00 <Maurice> I found my cat sitting in an inch of bath water, staring at the dripping tap
03:11:00 <Maurice> She needs a hobby
03:12:00 <Serenity> i had a coffee at about 10am i doubt its that
03:13:00 <Osskkaarr> 10am?
03:14:00 <Serenity> yuh
03:14:00 <Maurice> I had a coffee on saturday, first time in over a year
03:14:00 <Serenity> i got one from doghouse to get rid of my heqdache
03:14:00 <Serenity> so so good
03:15:00 <Osskkaarr> i will say... not that it matters to anyone.. but least i cried out there... no one cares anwyay.. make of me of me if you must... I was sexually abused when i was a kid and i can;'t handle it 30 years on.
03:15:00 <Osskkaarr> so fuck all you cunts!
03:16:00 <Serenity> woah dude
03:16:00 <Serenity> do you need to chat or something
03:19:00 <Bastardly_One> Nick Cave's son died
03:19:00 <Bastardly_One> fell off a cliff
03:19:00 <Serenity> whos nick cave
03:20:00 <Bastardly_One> a singer
03:20:00 <Serenity> ic
03:22:00 <Osskkaarr> youw know... i see/read that as... "dont come on here cryin about ya shit m8 get over it" .. but it doesnt matter yeah... it;s just irc
03:23:00 <Osskkaarr> doesnt matter what anyone says on irc.... has no effect on anyone
03:23:00 <Serenity> me?? thats not what i mean at all
03:23:00 <Bastardly_One> if you are serious I think either one of us would talk to you if you wanted to
03:24:00 <Osskkaarr> dont talk that shit me to be Jamie
03:24:00 <Serenity> id never tell someone to get over it if they were upset about something
03:24:00 <Serenity> even b1 n hes a dik lol
03:25:00 <Bastardly_One> true that ... you do listen
03:26:00 <Serenity> speaking of im considering doing a counselling course while im doing my degree
03:26:00 <Serenity> i think im mad
03:27:00 <Maurice> I've been considering napping tomorrow and I haven't even gone to bed yet
03:27:00 <Serenity> lol!
03:28:00 <Serenity> my scrag sister is up from Bunbury so i have to visit with her and her 500 kids
03:28:00 <Maurice> Oh eww
03:28:00 <Serenity> mum said i have to :( lol
03:29:00 <Maurice> Mums suck
03:29:00 <Maurice> Now I know how my kids feel
03:29:00 <Serenity> loll
03:30:00 <Osskkaarr> You and I both know... "IRC" means fuck all to you or anyone.... but it matters to those that are on here that do care because this is there only way to get away from then pain and suffering they have on there life.... oh no... cant go on IRC and try and reach out to those that might might care.
03:30:00 <Bastardly_One> one of my favourite bands are playing there tomorrow
03:30:00 <Osskkaarr> that;s to you Jamie.
03:30:00 <Bastardly_One> this is a bit random Dave
03:30:00 <Osskkaarr> and there we have it
03:30:00 <Bastardly_One> I was being serious about the if you want to chat/vent shit though
03:30:00 <Osskkaarr> my point proven.
03:31:00 <Osskkaarr> Yoiu couldn't help youself.
03:31:00 <Osskkaarr> not a carte in tyhe world.
03:31:00 <Osskkaarr> go to hell you Ballarat dog.
03:32:00 <Osskkaarr> or should I say Sebastopol
03:32:00 <Osskkaarr> yeah.... not a care in the world from soem scumbag from Sebastopol.
03:33:00 <Bastardly_One> that was about 5 years ago and still rather random
03:33:00 <Osskkaarr> nice one Jamie.
03:33:00 <Serenity> i think a lot of us have a small number of peeps on here we care for/about
03:33:00 <Osskkaarr> sure you do
03:34:00 <Attila`ZzZ> Freddy got fingered.
03:34:00 <Maurice> I know I do, when my boy died, I got nothing but luuurve from a few people on here
03:34:00 <Osskkaarr> IRC people you care about... but in real life..doesn't matter.
03:34:00 <Maurice> Serenity being one of them
03:34:00 <Serenity> my pm is open anyway
03:34:00 <Osskkaarr> doesn't matter what happens behind the screen..; it's all laughs on IRC if you know about it
03:35:00 <Serenity> i have ones i care about irl
03:35:00 <Osskkaarr> yeah lets laugh it up!
03:35:00 <Serenity> a lot
03:35:00 <smashmouse> lol Osskkaarr
03:35:00 <smashmouse> spot on
03:35:00 <Osskkaarr> it'as a great laugh for #Melbourne
03:35:00 <smashmouse> all of this omigosh irc person
03:35:00 <Serenity> I'm not laughing
03:35:00 <smashmouse> *suicide*
03:36:00 <Maurice> Nobody is laughing except smashmouse
03:36:00 <Osskkaarr> Serenity runs the chanmel.. l;ets have laugh about othe peoples problems..
03:36:00 <smashmouse> im not laughing
03:36:00 <Maurice> (01:35:10) (smashmouse): lol Osskkaarr
03:36:00 <Maurice> Yeah
03:36:00 <smashmouse> yeah I was laughing out loud irl then
03:36:00 <smashmouse> get a brain
03:37:00 <Attila`ZzZ> Just accept the fact that he's a poofter, and move on, I reckon. Oz.
03:38:00 <Osskkaarr> yeah.. i'm a poofya cause i love the cock
03:38:00 <Osskkaarr> lets have a laugh
03:38:00 <Serenity> ..
03:38:00 <Clarkson> tony poop abbott
03:38:00 <Maurice> I'm rather confused
03:39:00 <Osskkaarr> lets not maske fun of people.;., we cant do that
03:39:00 <Osskkaarr> oh no
03:39:00 <Osskkaarr> banned m8
03:40:00 <smashmouse> dont bother with it
03:40:00 <Osskkaarr> yea
03:40:00 <Osskkaarr> dont bother
03:40:00 <Attila`ZzZ> I need a cigarette.
03:41:00 <Osskkaarr> prove that piont more
03:41:00 <Osskkaarr> blackwood of all people
03:41:00 <smashmouse> ;)
03:42:00 <Serenity> woah
03:42:00 <Serenity> can you take that off Maurice
03:42:00 <smashmouse> no
03:42:00 <smashmouse> stebie put it there for a reason.
03:42:00 <smashmouse> oh
03:42:00 <smashmouse> u mean the ban
03:42:00 <smashmouse> soz
03:43:00 <Serenity> what did u think lol
03:43:00 <smashmouse> LMAO
03:43:00 <smashmouse> im tired k
03:43:00 <smashmouse> leaf me awone
03:43:00 <smashmouse> hahahaha
03:44:00 <Serenity> cabt take it off anyway
03:44:00 <smashmouse> hahahaha yeah
03:46:00 <Attila`ZzZ> poor dave, raped in the anus AND booted up the arse. :(
03:47:00 <Clarkson> have sex at 16
03:47:00 <Serenity> dude not cool
03:48:00 <Maurice> Oh em fucking gee http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/pit-bull-puppies-rescue_55a61f51e4b04740a3de65e5?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063
03:49:00 <Attila`ZzZ> oooh yeah, I wish it would rain down... down on me...
03:52:00 <flammable> Lovely
03:57:00 <Serenity> something is making sounds in the kitchen
03:57:00 <Serenity> :/
03:58:00 <flammable> Do you have rats
03:59:00 <Serenity> i do not
04:07:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the cats?
04:08:00 <Serenity> i think its the extraction fan
04:08:00 <Serenity> spinning in the breeze
04:08:00 <Bastardly_One> ah that'd be it
04:08:00 <Maurice> I think the light in my fridge has blown
04:09:00 <Maurice> Either that or my fridge is fucked in general
04:09:00 <Serenity> lol
04:09:00 <Maurice> The temp thing hasn't changed, but theres no light
04:09:00 <Maurice> CURSES
04:10:00 <Bastardly_One> try pressing the button thing that turns it on and off
04:10:00 <Bastardly_One> they can stick
04:10:00 <Maurice> Yeah thats the power point
04:10:00 <Serenity> the inside button lol
04:11:00 <Maurice> I've done that
04:11:00 <Maurice> I think it's the globe, we got the fridge in 2006 and have never changed it
04:12:00 <Serenity> yeah itll be that
04:13:00 <Bastardly_One> don't think I've ever had one blown even in an old shitty fridge
04:13:00 <Maurice> Thats coz you're not worthy of being blown
04:14:00 <Bastardly_One> touche
04:15:00 <Serenity> looooool
04:15:00 <Serenity> my feet have a cat warmer
04:15:00 <Bastardly_One> random thought but ... you know when people come to your house and ask if you have a toilet?
04:15:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I shit on the floor mate
04:16:00 <Serenity> lol
04:16:00 <Serenity> we use leaves in the garden
04:16:00 <smashmouse> globe blew in my fridge within the first two weeks of getting it
04:16:00 <smashmouse> :/
04:17:00 <Maurice> My box has a cat warmer
04:17:00 <Maurice> And I mean an actual box, not my vag
04:18:00 <Bastardly_One> cats and boxes ... suppose you've seen those pics where they stuck boxes in a wildlife place
04:18:00 <Bastardly_One> and the lions and tigers did the same thing
04:18:00 <Maurice> Yes
04:18:00 <Maurice> Cats are cats, no matter the size
04:18:00 <Maurice> My fridge issue is pissing me off though
04:18:00 <Serenity> lol
04:20:00 <Maurice> Das ugly https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11041260_10153518249805844_8132625657375339078_n.jpg?oh=cf4d3f9c747c5436c8257f52c24f8e3b&oe=5625B284
04:21:00 <Serenity> she is not
04:21:00 <Maurice> So is
04:21:00 <Maurice> Fucking idiot, I let the bath out tonight, she sat in an inch of water, staring at the drain for ages
04:22:00 <Maurice> Shes special and I lubs her too much
04:23:00 <Serenity> loll
04:32:00 <Bastardly_One> I could of stolen a bengal or whatever those things are called on Fri night
04:33:00 <Bastardly_One> he was obsessed with sitting in My duffle bag
04:33:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
04:34:00 <Bastardly_One> having trouble sleeping right?
04:34:00 <Bastardly_One> http://33.media.tumblr.com/c72b610c3993b8a1e87962c6c1a248ac/tumblr_men3r4DbxF1reqhbzo1_500.gif
04:34:00 <Bastardly_One> that wont help
04:34:00 <Bastardly_One> those boxers
04:34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:36:00 <flammable> Lol ^
04:36:00 <flammable> Hawt
04:38:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm sure if it wasn't 4:30am that'd not be as amusing as it was for 10 seconds
04:40:00 <Maurice> Its not amusing for any seconds
04:46:00 <flammable> B1 got off to it
04:46:00 <flammable> That's what took 10 seconds
04:53:00 <smashmouse> wooo up n go!
04:53:00 <smashmouse> when ya cbf eating haha
04:54:00 <smashmouse> :( had to throw out my mi gorengs coz its on to diet today!
04:54:00 <smashmouse> lose ma big fat gut ;)
04:55:00 <smashmouse> aw all u pwiddy ppl asleep in yo beds sah cute mwa mwa mwa swoit dweamz
04:55:00 <smashmouse> tee hee
04:56:00 <smashmouse> now ChanOP let's do this shit!
04:57:00 <Bastardly_One> up and go tastes shit
04:57:00 <Clarkson> besides lie about shit
04:59:00 <smashmouse> yeah well cbf eating
04:59:00 <smashmouse> Clarkson?
04:59:00 <Clarkson> anyway this song rocks and it gets me through some tough shit
05:01:00 <Bastardly_One> and noodles like mi goreng shoudn't make you fat
05:01:00 <smashmouse> that up and go made me feel sick lol
05:02:00 <smashmouse> yer I thought not b1 but i dont wana risk it
05:02:00 <smashmouse> got to keep to my promise to myself, diet at home, will eat out, 14th aug 2 days after my bday back to full strict diet
05:02:00 <smashmouse> and quit alcohol
05:03:00 <smashmouse> again lolz
05:04:00 <Bastardly_One> he doesn't look a thing like Jesuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus
05:04:00 <Bastardly_One> but
05:04:00 <Bastardly_One> he talks like a gentleman
05:04:00 <Bastardly_One> like you remember when you were young
05:04:00 <Bastardly_One> where do I remember this song from?
05:04:00 <Bastardly_One> guitar hero I think
05:04:00 <Bastardly_One> how sad
05:09:00 <smashmouse> ergh
05:09:00 <smashmouse> dangit
05:10:00 <smashmouse> forgot im not goin eb games till tomoz
05:10:00 <Bastardly_One> why the fuck am I listening to The Killers?
05:10:00 <smashmouse> gonna get this vertical stand that lights up blue on each side!
05:10:00 <smashmouse> coz u lurvvee it
05:10:00 <smashmouse> :P :P ner
05:10:00 <smashmouse> I WANT MOAR PS4 GAEMZ!!
05:10:00 <smashmouse> gimme urs dammit
05:10:00 <smashmouse> ;) ehehe
05:11:00 <smashmouse> I'll delete u from twitter Bastardly_One!!!
05:12:00 <Bastardly_One> if you like rpg games
05:12:00 <Bastardly_One> get Witcher 3
05:12:00 <Bastardly_One> even though I have to start that again as I dunno where I am up to
05:12:00 <smashmouse> yeah I want that hehehe
05:12:00 <smashmouse> lmao
05:13:00 <smashmouse> i usually just jump into the game n fuck arounod till i know what im doin then start again
05:13:00 <smashmouse> lolz
05:34:00 <smashmouse> wb
05:38:00 <smashmouse> oh
05:38:00 <smashmouse> lol
05:44:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty sure autobans are 4hrs
05:44:00 <smashmouse> oeerr final mission in arkham knight
05:45:00 <smashmouse> fuck killer croc looks more bad ass than EVER
05:45:00 <smashmouse> see the suicide squad trailer?
05:45:00 <smashmouse> looks so fkn shit
05:45:00 <Clarkson> I figured hanging with chicks she'd not think I was having sex with males
05:45:00 <smashmouse> Will Smith starring as.. WILL SMITH!
05:45:00 <smashmouse> wtf
05:45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:46:00 <Bastardly_One> Clarkson
05:46:00 <Clarkson> settle pettle ... you might need to ... I just thought you were being a bitch
05:46:00 <smashmouse> hahahaha
05:46:00 <smashmouse> Clarkson
05:46:00 <Clarkson> Aaron you have a corndog up your ass or sometyhing?
05:59:00 <B1{MIA}> sleep time
06:03:00 <smashmouse> nite man
06:05:00 <party> pedo goes to bed
06:18:00 <party> hi margot
07:01:00 <margot> hi party
07:08:00 <smashmouse> fark
07:08:00 <smashmouse> sweaty
07:08:00 <smashmouse> ahehehehehes
07:22:00 <smashmouse> morning :D
12:00:00 <ShadowLurker> o/
12:03:00 <Serenity> so good to wake up with no headache
12:05:00 <Loof> files wont copy to my s5
12:05:00 <Loof> looked in usb port and it's all bent
12:05:00 <Loof> must have been the retarded nurses in psych ward
12:05:00 <Loof> oh well it still charges at least
12:06:00 <Serenity> bent inside the phone?
12:06:00 <Serenity> oh ffs
12:25:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/p480x480/11081259_10153938846814460_6462310974407620929_n.jpg?oh=70493fbbf6895d8224cb73113095afcd&oe=561D8FC4
12:31:00 <Osskkaarr> "Another day on IRC.. same shit as the day before." -/amsg/-
12:31:00 <Doodle> yet you keep returning
12:32:00 <Osskkaarr> it's not about me
12:37:00 <Osskkaarr> Sinse you want to talk about me.. I gotta go down the road soon.. visit the doc.. cry like a baby about my life.. get him to write up a script so I can 'handle' my sexual abuse issues better.. and I can still come on IRC get made fun of and not have a worry in the world.
12:38:00 <Osskkaarr> Run with that ... gold stuff.
12:49:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck loofs such a pain in the ass
12:49:00 <Clarkson> how is your gay sex life going
12:49:00 <ShadowLurker> pretty good Clarkson
12:49:00 <Clarkson> I want that fat gay guy from Modern Family to be my maid/butler/cook
12:49:00 <ShadowLurker> oh clarky you so gay
12:49:00 <Clarkson> i like to muck around with python, but at the end of the day i reckon it is absolutely shit lol
12:50:00 <ShadowLurker> cmon Clarkson be real, youve never programmed a thing
12:50:00 <Clarkson> wasn't this bitch dying?
12:52:00 <stebie> dying of what, Clarkson?
12:52:00 <Clarkson> just confirming that you are a retard
12:52:00 <stebie> :<
12:52:00 <stebie> Clarkson should be Cuntson
12:52:00 <Clarkson> and chill the fuck out
12:58:00 <faux> Lmao
12:58:00 <faux> I love him so much
12:58:00 <faux> Clarky marry me
12:58:00 <Clarkson> lick my pussy and ma crack
12:58:00 <faux> Oh
12:58:00 <faux> Ok clarkson if I must
12:58:00 <Clarkson> she wants to fuck me tho
12:59:00 <faux> Lmao
12:59:00 <faux> :')
13:01:00 <Osskkaarr> Steven.
13:03:00 <stebie> David.
13:03:00 <ShadowLurker> clarkys on the money
13:03:00 <Clarkson> <argon> my ass is a betsie
13:12:00 <Serenity> clarky
13:12:00 <Clarkson> id srsly have sex with it
13:12:00 <Serenity> oh
13:17:00 <faux> Lmao
13:18:00 <faux> Oh god I'm actually crying
13:18:00 <faux> This episode is hilarious
13:23:00 <faux> Hey doc
13:34:00 <Serenity> HER LOVE SHINES OVER MY HORIZON SHES A SLICE OF HEAVEN
14:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
14:19:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Dave Dobbyn - Slice Of Heaven.mp3 (10.24MB 128kbps Stereo 11:10)
14:19:00 <Doodle> sup
14:19:00 <Doodle> g
14:20:00 <Doodle> 1420
14:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wouldn't mind a slice of cake!
14:37:00 <BlackDevil> katatonic_kate01 http://31.media.tumblr.com/7855df511e8c91f71bed27977c711b9d/tumblr_nr57c7wfse1qzfebyo1_400.gif
14:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya thats not cake
14:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> next!
14:41:00 <BlackDevil> try this one http://pix.echtlustig.com/d/1507/schmerzen-in-321.gif
14:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> still not cake!
14:47:00 <Dugnuts> uglies
14:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai2u
14:49:00 <Dugnuts> sapaneen folks
14:53:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
14:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> mrdanger! *blushes*
14:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> Sup with you freaks?
14:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> I've got to write a resume + cover letter ! OH THE PAIN!
14:57:00 <British^Meat> i dont hue hue
14:58:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
14:58:00 <Dugnuts> yeah that does suck
14:58:00 <Dugnuts> do you have to do aptitude tests with each application?
14:58:00 <Dugnuts> that turns it into hell
14:58:00 <Clarkson> the guy had a bent dick
14:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope, not applying for a govt/ job
14:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure only govt. positions require tests….
14:59:00 <Dugnuts> nah
14:59:00 <Dugnuts> engineering jobs do
14:59:00 <Dugnuts> other technical jobs too
14:59:00 <Dugnuts> i know some people in IT who had to do testing on application
15:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> strange, never heard about testing other than govt. jobs
15:02:00 <faux> Testes
15:02:00 <Dugnuts> things you havent heard about, imagine
15:03:00 <Dugnuts> i had to do testing with the application for my current job in air services
15:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya… fancy that!
15:03:00 <faux> Lo
15:03:00 <Dugnuts> and its not a government job
15:03:00 <faux> L
15:03:00 <faux> Clarkson make me tea
15:03:00 <Clarkson> liinda started the bamming into every known oriface
15:03:00 <faux> K
15:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> clarkson, make me cake!
15:03:00 <Clarkson> there were fuckin ducks walking along the bacchus marsh highway
15:03:00 <faux> Barack obamming
15:04:00 <faux> snoopys_gunsheep
15:04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> baaaa
15:04:00 <faux> a hehehehahhehuahue sheep.. cos yr kiwi.. get it get it etc.
15:04:00 <faux> zz
15:04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah i do lol
15:04:00 <faux> Is it nap time yet
15:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> no!
15:04:00 <faux> Why teh fuck not
15:05:00 <Clarkson> talks about hair and make up and shit
15:05:00 <faux> Buzz kill
15:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> cos i have to go get my nails did
15:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> coffee...
15:05:00 <faux> Erkh
15:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> that kinda deal then work
15:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> the pain!
15:07:00 <Dugnuts> its a hard life
15:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes!
15:08:00 <Dugnuts> totes magotes
15:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> on motes
15:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, no totes on boats
15:09:00 <Dugnuts> who mentioned moats?
15:09:00 <Dugnuts> boats
15:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> me
15:11:00 <British^Meat> her
15:11:00 <Dugnuts> obviously
15:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> *waves*
15:11:00 <British^Meat> "the cats mother"
15:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> meow!
15:13:00 <British^Meat> mozza
15:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup maurice ?
15:13:00 <Dugnuts> i always thought the saying was "She is the cats mother"
15:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> that was implied
15:13:00 <Maurice> Howdy katatonic_kate01
15:14:00 <Dugnuts> not her
15:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya…. her / she
15:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> object / subject nouns
15:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> same thing in a round bout way
15:15:00 <British^Meat> indeed
15:15:00 <British^Meat> her is the cats mother
15:15:00 <British^Meat> her/she
15:15:00 <Dugnuts> yes, but i thought there was an actual saying
15:15:00 <Dugnuts> that was "She is the cats mother"
15:15:00 <British^Meat> there is :/
15:15:00 <Dugnuts> not the word her
15:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you had to sit an aptitude test dug?
15:15:00 <Maurice> It is
15:16:00 <British^Meat> "what does she want?"
15:16:00 <Maurice> My mum used to say it all the time
15:16:00 <Dugnuts> so you cant just go changing sayings all the time
15:16:00 <British^Meat> "who is she? the cats mother?"
15:16:00 <Dugnuts> exchanging synonyms
15:16:00 <British^Meat> its not mine its hers
15:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can do whatever yo' like
15:16:00 <British^Meat> whos? the cats mother?
15:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's the internet
15:17:00 <faux> God you cunts are boring lol
15:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty much!
15:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> We're old
15:18:00 <faux> Can't believe I just read that
15:18:00 <Dugnuts> yup yup
15:18:00 <faux> A genuine conversation about a hypothetical cats mother
15:18:00 <faux> Lollllll
15:18:00 <Dugnuts> how bout you come up with something more interesting then
15:18:00 <Dugnuts> it was about the saying goddamnit
15:18:00 <faux> nah I'm snoozey so equally as boring rn
15:18:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
15:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> sleep for me, please
15:18:00 <Dugnuts> you were hoping for an escape from your own boring life
15:18:00 <Dugnuts> i see
15:18:00 <faux> oui
15:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
15:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> says the dude on the net...
15:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking NEXT
15:19:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
15:19:00 <faux> We're all on the net
15:19:00 <faux> lol
15:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
15:19:00 <Dugnuts> i dont come to irc expecting gold
15:19:00 <Dugnuts> it just passes time
15:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> so quit yo' bitching
15:19:00 <Dugnuts> im not bitchin
15:19:00 <faux> im gonna try to nap
15:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok… then...
15:19:00 <Dugnuts> enjoy
15:19:00 <faux> Adios amigos :*
15:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
15:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> aa - arvo / arvo lol
15:22:00 <Dugnuts> adios muchacha
15:24:00 <[peakin]> Geelong anyone?
15:24:00 <Dugnuts> is it for sale?
15:24:00 <Dugnuts> i'll give you 2 fiddy
15:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> tight ass
15:24:00 <Dugnuts> fiiine
15:24:00 <Dugnuts> tree fiddy
15:25:00 <Dugnuts> final offer
15:25:00 <Maurice> faux
15:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> went to nap
15:26:00 <British^Meat> lol
15:26:00 <British^Meat> ppl that nap
15:26:00 <British^Meat> gosh, r they 60
15:26:00 <Maurice> I nap all the time
15:26:00 <faux> Yo maurice
15:26:00 <Maurice> But I'm 61
15:26:00 <Maurice> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11062758_10153519186960844_188228949518477458_n.jpg?oh=a0b27d5b7833d498011c1da4a19c21d2&oe=56189307
15:26:00 <Maurice> That
15:26:00 <British^Meat> damn
15:26:00 <British^Meat> dats old
15:26:00 <British^Meat> my mates nap too, it cracks me up
15:26:00 <faux> Lmaoo
15:26:00 <Maurice> The only people who don't like naps are toddlers and weirdos
15:27:00 <faux> Agreed
15:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yus!
15:27:00 <faux> Ok back to reading and hopefully sleepies
15:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> do peeps still watch re-runs of friends?
15:27:00 <faux> UH YES
15:27:00 <faux> bye
15:27:00 <Maurice> I have the box set
15:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> my gawd!
15:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i was subjected to the entire series….
15:27:00 <Maurice> 'subjected'
15:28:00 <Maurice> How dare you
15:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> bestie loved it
15:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
15:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i watched it!
15:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> I didn't complain much - it's ok the first time around...
15:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> not as good as the walking dead!
15:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> some new spin off series starts in Aug…. YEW
15:30:00 <British^Meat> lol nappers, u guys :)
15:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> power naps!
15:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> proven to be awesome (katatonic_kate, 2015)
15:31:00 <British^Meat> oh, and friends is terrible
15:31:00 <British^Meat> im on your side
15:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i didn't say terrible….
15:32:00 <British^Meat> u should have
15:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> it just got a bit much when the bestie always had it on when i visited
15:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> EVERY friken time
15:33:00 <Dugnuts> aw
15:34:00 <British^Meat> yer, balls to that
15:34:00 <Maurice> I don't power nap
15:34:00 <Maurice> I 3 hour nap
15:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya 3 hour power nap so you can deal with the world
15:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRgKPEKuwdM
15:35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 2year old plays the pretender by Foo Fighters Views: 1,017,084 Uploader: Justin Brown Uploaded: Jan 6, 2015 Duration: 4m21s Rating: 4.87
15:35:00 <British^Meat> just seems like a waste of time
15:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> possibly the best reason to have another child….
15:35:00 <British^Meat> and i never said i dont like naps i just never ffel a need to take em
15:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> SIF
15:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> if i went to bed at a reasonable time, i'd possibly not need them...
15:37:00 <British^Meat> like some of my mates, spend weekends watching TV, and napping
15:37:00 <British^Meat> "gonna go and have a nap"
15:37:00 <British^Meat> "oh u been working yer?"
15:37:00 <British^Meat> "nah"
15:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:38:00 <Dugnuts> if people wanna nap, thats their business
15:38:00 <Dugnuts> why judge
15:38:00 <British^Meat> coz i can?
15:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> because it's the internet
15:38:00 <British^Meat> r u saying i cant?
15:38:00 <British^Meat> is this some new rule?
15:38:00 <Dugnuts> why be bothered what they choose to do with their time?
15:38:00 <British^Meat> r u judging me for judging?
15:38:00 <British^Meat> why r u judging?
15:38:00 <British^Meat> im not bothered
15:39:00 <British^Meat> am i bovvered?
15:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> am I BOTHERED!
15:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
15:39:00 <British^Meat> love it
15:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah hilarious
15:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> Katherine tate is a legend
15:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> must be the name….
15:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> *buffs finger nails*
15:42:00 <British^Meat> yes, totally
15:42:00 <British^Meat> Dugnuts u strike me as a napper :/
15:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:43:00 <Dugnuts> haha nah
15:43:00 <Dugnuts> i cant nap
15:43:00 <British^Meat> i have to go, we should discuss this at a later date :|
15:43:00 <Dugnuts> oh dont on my account
15:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah, i don't think he is bothered
15:44:00 <Dugnuts> sigh
15:45:00 <Dugnuts> gotta study for a human factors exam on the morrow
15:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> good luck with that
15:45:00 <Dugnuts> thanks kate, i appreciate the support
15:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
15:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> later peeps!
15:50:00 <invizzi> windows 10 here i come
16:21:00 <mrmagoo> gday
16:21:00 <TheRon> 420
16:21:00 <mrmagoo> 420??
16:21:00 <TheRon> yes!
16:22:00 <TheRon> 420 has something to do with weed
16:22:00 <TheRon> i forget exactly what it is
16:22:00 <mrmagoo> ok
16:26:00 <nate> it means bumsex in da park now
16:28:00 <StrykerX> "what's 420?"
16:28:00 <StrykerX> .....
16:29:00 <TheRon> is that like fag means people who ride loud motorbikes in groups?
16:29:00 <Clarkson> chopnu has turnhed his ph off the scared cunt
16:33:00 <nate> April 20 is embraced by pot smokers around the world as "weed day" each year. When did 420 begin, and where did the term come from? HuffPost's Rya.
16:36:00 <TheRon> doodle where did 420 begin?
16:36:00 <Doodle> murrka
16:37:00 <dianne> http://pastebin.com/N6iswYNZ <------ ROFLMAO Osskkaarr Aka David Alexander Pollock Owned Himself, Poor Dave had Sexual Abuse looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
16:37:00 <Dugnuts> colombia im pretty sure
16:37:00 <dianne> [00:41:23] <Osskkaarr> i will say... not that it matters to anyone.. but least i cried out there... no one cares anwyay.. make of me of me if you must... I was sexually abused when i was a kid and i can;'t handle it 30 years on. <------------------ LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
16:38:00 <Dugnuts> as in teh university
16:38:00 <Dugnuts> or maybe berkely
16:38:00 <Dugnuts> i looked up the story ages ago
16:38:00 <Doodle> olawd
16:40:00 <TheRon> doodle i noticed caltex in howitt st is now charging 149 cents a litre for unleaded
16:40:00 <Doodle> highway robbery
16:40:00 <Osskkaarr> Yep, owned myself.
16:40:00 <TheRon> my guess is the prices everywhere else is gonna be jacked up
16:41:00 <nate> bum jacked up!
16:41:00 <nate> i will call this bum day
16:41:00 <nate> or 520
16:41:00 <TheRon> we are gonna be raped
16:42:00 <nate> sorry 716
16:42:00 <Doodle> D:
16:42:00 <nate> lol
16:42:00 <StrykerX> Was that the same fuckwit who was raving on last night?
16:42:00 <Doodle> who
16:43:00 <StrykerX> "dianne"
16:43:00 <Doodle> iunno
16:43:00 <StrykerX> In another channel.
16:43:00 <Doodle> i know a little ditty
16:43:00 <Doodle> about jack
16:43:00 <Doodle> and dianne
16:43:00 <StrykerX> Question was aimed at Osskkaarr
16:43:00 <Doodle> 2 american kids growing up
16:43:00 <Doodle> in the heartland
16:43:00 <Doodle> yeah i'm just bored
16:43:00 <Doodle> i should be doing homework
16:43:00 <[PeAkIn]> wtf is it with the old songs in here?
16:44:00 <Doodle> we're old
16:44:00 <StrykerX> Exactly.
16:44:00 <[PeAkIn]> everyone always typing lyrics
16:44:00 <StrykerX> It's mostly TheRon
16:44:00 <Doodle> everybody's workin for the weekend
16:44:00 <StrykerX> Doodle...
16:44:00 <Doodle> :D
16:44:00 <StrykerX> That is exactly the song I was about to type
16:44:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Loverboy - Workin' For the Weekend.mp3 (4.24MB 160kbps Stereo 3:42)
16:44:00 <StrykerX> Creepy
16:44:00 <TheRon> i'm in london still
16:44:00 <amsy> jackys gonna be UUUUHHHHH football starrrr!
16:44:00 <Doodle> amsy!
16:45:00 <Doodle> lol
16:45:00 <amsy> roodle ^.^
16:45:00 <Doodle> whats shakin
16:45:00 <amsy> nm
16:45:00 <amsy> in bed
16:45:00 <amsy> cbf getting up
16:45:00 <Doodle> its not shaking?
16:45:00 <Doodle> oic
16:45:00 <amsy> lol no way
16:45:00 <amsy> the other one is sleeping
16:46:00 <StrykerX> Doodle: Picard will be thinking of you as he installs his thick AC piping atm
16:46:00 <Osskkaarr> It was DoC
16:46:00 <StrykerX> How does that make you feel?
16:46:00 <Doodle> wtf
16:46:00 <Doodle> why
16:46:00 <Doodle> :(
16:46:00 <StrykerX> Osskkaarr: Thought so.
16:46:00 <StrykerX> So soft he had to use a proxy
16:46:00 <Doodle> thats directed at StrykerX and amsy
16:46:00 <Osskkaarr> it;'s his real IP from paki land.
16:47:00 <StrykerX> So DoC isn't even in AU?
16:47:00 <Osskkaarr> nup
16:47:00 <amsy> yesterday i went in a bobsled down the track from lillehammer olympics
16:47:00 <Doodle> oh nice!
16:47:00 <Doodle> did you wear lycra
16:47:00 <StrykerX> Interestin..
16:47:00 <amsy> it was insane
16:47:00 <amsy> haha i didnt
16:47:00 <Doodle> hehehehhe
16:47:00 <Doodle> yeah it would be fassssst
16:48:00 <amsy> very fast
16:48:00 <amsy> it took the same amount of time going down as the length of the track
16:48:00 <amsy> 100kph
16:48:00 <Doodle> oer
16:48:00 <amsy> around tight corners
16:48:00 <amsy> you can barely hold yourself upright
16:49:00 <Doodle> awesome
16:49:00 <amsy> i have some bruises today
16:49:00 <Doodle> hha yeah i can imagine
16:49:00 <Doodle> looks violent
16:49:00 <amsy> but it was SO good
16:50:00 <TheRon> did you need a cigarette after it?
16:50:00 <amsy> also walked up the stairs next to a skijump
16:50:00 <Doodle> olawd
16:50:00 <amsy> 934 of them :'(
16:50:00 <Doodle> your ass must be on point
16:50:00 <Clarkson> with my stinky ass gloves
16:50:00 <amsy> lol no ok
16:50:00 <Doodle> haha
16:51:00 <Doodle> i had a phone interview for job yesterday
16:51:00 <Doodle> wiped about 10yrs off my life
16:51:00 <amsy> oh yeah?
16:51:00 <Doodle> stressful
16:52:00 <Doodle> real interview is next week and i have no idea what i am doing
16:52:00 <amsy> just be cool
16:52:00 <amsy> lol
16:53:00 <Doodle> i can be cool
16:53:00 <Doodle> cant
16:53:00 <amsy> and when you walk in
16:53:00 <Doodle> i mean
16:53:00 <amsy> carefully place your penis on the interviewers shoulder to assert dominance
16:53:00 <Doodle> you've been reading my notes
16:53:00 <amsy> hahahaha
16:54:00 <Doodle> i'm more worried about getting it than not getting it
16:54:00 <amsy> is it a job with more responsibility?
16:54:00 <Doodle> heaps more
16:54:00 <amsy> yeah can be daunting
16:55:00 <amsy> but $$$$$$
16:55:00 <Doodle> i dont think the money will be good cos i have 0 experience in this industry
16:55:00 <TheRon> does commentoing on the interviewers breasts help?
16:55:00 <Doodle> they asked me what i wanted and i said award wages
16:55:00 <Doodle> the interviewer is a bloke
16:55:00 <TheRon> could still apply
16:56:00 <Doodle> lol no i've seen him he has no breasts
16:57:00 <amsy> you'll be awesome doodle
16:57:00 <Doodle> ty lovely
16:57:00 <Doodle> we will see
16:58:00 <Doodle> also TheRon
16:58:00 <Doodle> get down to spoils
16:58:00 <Doodle> http://www.thecourier.com.au/story/3215520/sex-toy-sold-in-party-section-of-ballarat-discount-store/?cs=61
16:58:00 <Doodle> nipple clamps!
16:58:00 <TheRon> i'm there
16:58:00 <Doodle> hahahhaa
16:58:00 <Doodle> i didnt evenknow we had a spoils here still
16:59:00 <amsy> lol
17:01:00 <amsy> oh doodle! today im walking up the mountain where the original 3 billy goats gruff fairytale took place
17:01:00 <amsy> "took place"
17:02:00 <Doodle> omg
17:02:00 <nate> u took that place!
17:02:00 <Doodle> did you meet any trolls there or weren't you on irc at the time
17:02:00 <amsy> haha
17:02:00 <amsy> i havent been yet
17:03:00 <nate> anarchist dooDELZ
17:03:00 <TheRon> where is the show "vikings" shot?
17:03:00 <nate> in my backyard
17:03:00 <nate> ho ho ho!
17:03:00 <Doodle> good luck amsy
17:04:00 <Doodle> take protection
17:04:00 <nate> TheRon are u doing a quiz?
17:04:00 <nate> what is doodlez favourite cake?
17:04:00 <amsy> all over the place TheRon
17:04:00 <Doodle> beefcake nate
17:04:00 <TheRon> i just figured it was amsy's next stop
17:04:00 <nate> beef cake!
17:04:00 <nate> LOL
17:04:00 <amsy> but theres a scene right at theend of season 2 i think
17:05:00 <Doodle> :P
17:05:00 <amsy> where ragnar is sitting on a mountain cliff thing
17:05:00 <amsy> that was shot near where i live
17:05:00 <amsy> at a place called prekestolen
17:07:00 <Doodle> i'd be pissed off if i got my prekestolen
17:07:00 <amsy> lol
17:07:00 <nate> im gonna eat some beef cake!
17:07:00 <Doodle> ehehehe
17:07:00 <nate> i have some mud cake, its really dark
17:07:00 <nate> rich as doodle
17:08:00 <nate> oohh my
17:08:00 <Doodle> olawd
17:08:00 <TheRon> black doodle
17:08:00 <amsy> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/Preikestolen_Norge.jpg
17:21:00 <Doodle> nice amsy
17:21:00 <Doodle> lots of troll spots
17:23:00 <amsy> lol
17:27:00 <Doodle> Thumbs up, Thumbs down Ballarat
17:27:00 <Doodle> 34 mins ·
17:27:00 <Doodle> A big THUMBS DOWN to Caltex on Albert Street Sebastopol for your petrol price. $1.49.9cpl compared to safeway petrol 100meters down the road which is $1.19.9. That's 30c per litre difference! Is this even legal?
17:27:00 <Doodle> -from someone who will never fill at your station again regardless of price...
17:27:00 <Doodle> TheRon?
17:28:00 <TheRon> they got the call from geelong
17:28:00 <Sunbeam> mornin' folks :)
17:29:00 <Doodle> i got fuel from there this morning but i dont look at the price anymore
17:29:00 <Doodle> hai Sunbeam
17:29:00 <Sunbeam> hi Doodle :)
17:29:00 <Doodle> hows it hanging
17:30:00 <TheRon> a little to the left
17:30:00 <Sunbeam> all's good here thanks
17:30:00 <Sunbeam> i don't have a hanger lol
17:30:00 <Doodle> lol
17:30:00 <Sunbeam> how's Doodle?
17:30:00 <Doodle> not too bad thx
17:30:00 <Sunbeam> how's yours hangin?
17:30:00 <Doodle> to the right for something different
17:30:00 <Doodle> shake things up a bit
17:30:00 <Sunbeam> hi TheRon :)
17:30:00 <Sunbeam> lol
17:30:00 <TheRon> hello
17:31:00 <Kalraan> who gives a fuck about the big issue?
17:31:00 <TheRon> homeless ppl
17:31:00 <Doodle> ^
17:31:00 <Sunbeam> hello Kalraan
17:31:00 <Kalraan> he fucking lo
17:31:00 <Sunbeam> aren't you a lil ray of sunshine
17:31:00 <Sunbeam> hi [PeAkIn]
17:32:00 <TheRon> i'm all shagged out
17:32:00 <Kalraan> you are a testa di minkia, TheRon.
17:32:00 <Kalraan> any dagos online?
17:32:00 <TheRon> i got beer
17:33:00 <Sunbeam> Kalraan i meant
17:33:00 <Sunbeam> sorry Kynetic
17:33:00 <[PeAkIn]> hey sunbeam
17:33:00 <Kalraan> Sunbeam, what a dumb nick. Gawd.
17:33:00 <Sunbeam> it's been my dumb nick forever online
17:33:00 <Kalraan> get a decent nick, for the sake of the gods.
17:34:00 <Sunbeam> arrs abart you shove a sock in it? lol
17:34:00 <Kalraan> lol
17:34:00 <Kalraan> you think I want to do that? if you get a decent nick, i'll be a bit quieter.
17:34:00 <Kalraan> hahahahahahahaha!
17:34:00 <Sunbeam> that's ok I don't mind you not being quiet...keeps the room moving
17:35:00 <Kalraan> can you get weed in melbourne?
17:35:00 <TheRon> before making it with a woman, you should always put a puppet on it
17:35:00 <Kalraan> i'm from adelaide, the weed can be pretty decent here.
17:35:00 <Sunbeam> who's in melbourne? ...not me
17:35:00 <Kalraan> this is a melbourne channel
17:35:00 <[PeAkIn]> its a melbourne channel
17:35:00 <Sunbeam> <--- England
17:36:00 <TheRon> regional vic
17:36:00 <Sunbeam> and your point is?
17:36:00 <Kalraan> at least there are no italians here.
17:36:00 <Sunbeam> i was invited here
17:36:00 <TheRon> we got rid of all the mexicans
17:36:00 <Kalraan> i got a really strong fart building up
17:36:00 <TheRon> didn't we mang
17:36:00 <Kalraan> and then it just disipated to nothing without ocming out
17:36:00 <Sunbeam> been chatting on austnet for 12 years or so
17:37:00 <Kalraan> austnet is virtually dead. can't pick up chicks on this network any more.
17:37:00 <Sunbeam> and yes..using this dumb nick as Kalraan puts it :P
17:37:00 <Kalraan> used to get some really hot shags off this network.
17:37:00 <Sunbeam> why would i wanna pick up chicks?
17:37:00 <invizzi> i also got a gf off this site
17:37:00 <invizzi> channel
17:37:00 <Sunbeam> hi invizzi
17:37:00 <invizzi> hi
17:37:00 <Kalraan> i got a hot fuck of #adelaidesa
17:38:00 <Kalraan> and now the channel is dead.
17:38:00 <[PeAkIn]> i used to get heaps on here 12-14 years ago! wtf happened?
17:38:00 <Sunbeam> FB happened
17:38:00 <Kalraan> bring back the 20-30 chicks...where'd they all go? face book? twitter? e harmony?
17:38:00 <[PeAkIn]> pfft facebook
17:38:00 <invizzi> yeah facebook and also the end of msn messenger
17:39:00 <Kalraan> but you can't pick up randoms off facebook easily
17:39:00 <Kalraan> irc was good for that
17:39:00 <invizzi> i remember a msn gf who lived in frankston, she called me up one night to come over but i was too chicken
17:39:00 <Kalraan> meet some chick with a hot nick on irc, skype her, next week you're meeting em and givin em a hot massage and/or shagging them
17:39:00 <Kalraan> was so easy.
17:40:00 <Kalraan> i know everyone I am friends with on facebook almost, and the others are from pagan groups.
17:40:00 <invizzi> pagan?
17:40:00 <Kalraan> and they live abroad.
17:40:00 <Kalraan> yeah, that's right. and that's the other thing. the pagan channels on ozorg are gone too. *sobs8
17:41:00 <Kalraan> *sobs* I mean.
17:41:00 <[PeAkIn]> is oz.org still around?
17:41:00 <Sunbeam> i used to chat on there
17:41:00 <Kalraan> just
17:41:00 <invizzi> i remember getting the + in front of my nick, felt good
17:41:00 <Kalraan> hardly any channels on ozorg
17:41:00 <Kalraan> i wonder if irc will have a revival
17:42:00 <Kalraan> so if ya wanna meet some bird for a casual shag in your city what chat medium is best to use? irc was perfect for that
17:42:00 <invizzi> yeah it is about to, if reddit goes to shit people will rediscover chat
17:42:00 <[PeAkIn]> i am hoping so Kalraan
17:42:00 <Kalraan> what's reddit?
17:42:00 <[PeAkIn]> someone needs to start an Austnet facebook page ;)
17:43:00 <invizzi> prefer to be anonymous lol
17:43:00 <Kalraan> what was good about austnet you could go to #adelaidesa for instance, and the majority of ppl in there were from ads. you could meet horny girls from adelaide who were willing to meet in the flesh, was awsome.
17:43:00 <Kalraan> and not just girls, i met plenty of cool peeps from pagan chans when I went to melbourne
17:44:00 <[PeAkIn]> adelaide girls lol
17:44:00 <invizzi> before dating sites girls loved attention and you could talk to them for hours and not even need to send a pic lol
17:44:00 <Kalraan> nah, that's right. i'm blind, so pics are no good to me and i don't like to send em unless I have to.
17:44:00 <Kalraan> i got to know ppl on irc way better than ppl i connect with through facebook.
17:45:00 <Kalraan> i had my own channel on ozorg years ago
17:45:00 <Kalraan> was quite active.
17:45:00 <Kalraan> as active as the other two pagan/new age channels
17:45:00 <TheRon> up there cazaly, in there and fight, up there and at em show them you're mght
17:46:00 <Kalraan> lol
17:46:00 <Kalraan> he's pissed
17:46:00 <invizzi> i remember fancy irc scripts and using some tool to disconnect users dialup lol
17:46:00 <[PeAkIn]> i had my own channel too #sluthut
17:47:00 <Kalraan> it's so crap that i have to slip over to dalnet and undernet and find chicks to cyber instead of the real thing.
17:47:00 <[PeAkIn]> TheRon you sound like a 60 year old bogan
17:47:00 <Kalraan> plenty of ircers from the u.s. and u.k. that are young
17:47:00 <Kalraan> aussie chicks get too much attention
17:48:00 <TheRon> me, i like football
17:48:00 <invizzi> alot of us girls are trannies
17:48:00 <invizzi> usa
17:49:00 <Kalraan> theron, smoke some pot and sing some rege.
17:49:00 <TheRon> buffalo soldier, in the heart of america
17:54:00 <Kalraan> yeah, sing it, TheRon
17:54:00 <Kalraan> wo yo yo, wo yo yo yo, wo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
17:54:00 <Kalraan> havn't had pot in months.
17:54:00 <TheRon> california, knows how to party
17:55:00 <Kalraan> just the end of outdoor season here and I got fuck all outdoor.
17:57:00 <faux> <[PeAkIn]> someone needs to start an Austnet facebook page ;)
17:57:00 <Kalraan> oh well, weed's not the be all and end all
17:57:00 <faux> hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahaha
17:58:00 <Kalraan> maybe i won't smoke weed forl ike, five years then have a massive cone
17:58:00 <TheRon> angry anderson - suddenly
18:00:00 <Kalraan> ah nicarette spray. makes cigarette cravings go away. just one squirt, and my ciggie adiction don't even hurt.
18:02:00 <Kalraan> anyone here play quena?
18:02:00 <[PeAkIn]> <faux> hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahaha
18:02:00 <[PeAkIn]> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
18:02:00 <Kalraan> i gotta get another quena at some point.
18:09:00 <invizzi> ok then
18:09:00 <TheRon> BREASTS!!
18:10:00 <invizzi> they good
18:13:00 <[PeAkIn]> breasts?? where??
18:14:00 <[PeAkIn]> any FEMALES in here???
18:21:00 <simba> lol
18:21:00 <simba> no, fuck off
18:22:00 <TheRon> goto the phil walsh memorial?
18:23:00 <smashmouse> i bought a rat
18:23:00 <smashmouse> :P
18:24:00 <simba> every day is a phil walsh memorial
18:25:00 <smashmouse> poor nick cave
18:25:00 <TheRon> you well up?
18:25:00 <smashmouse> 's son
18:25:00 <smashmouse> so young
18:25:00 <smashmouse> so sexy
18:27:00 <TheRon> i love the horses
18:27:00 <simba> im oiled up
18:27:00 <invizzi> i hatebarking dogs
18:27:00 <[PeAkIn]> people are murdered every day...why is phil walsh any different?
18:28:00 <simba> cos he was a high profile AFL coach?
18:28:00 <simba> u fucken dickhead
18:28:00 <TheRon> he put so much back into football
18:29:00 <[PeAkIn]> exactly...high profile AFL coach, he coached people to play a game....WOW what an amazing person he was!!
18:29:00 <[PeAkIn]> hahahahaha
18:29:00 <simba> what a deadshit this guy is
18:29:00 <simba> what have you ever done mate
18:29:00 <TheRon> he made people better
18:29:00 <simba> typed your name in alternating caps
18:29:00 <simba> put brackets around it
18:29:00 <simba> sucked your daddys dick
18:29:00 <simba> good stuff
18:29:00 <[PeAkIn]> what have i done? about the same as phil walsh....NOTHING
18:30:00 <[PeAkIn]> wheres my memorial and shit
18:30:00 <[PeAkIn]> when i die
18:30:00 <[PeAkIn]> pffft
18:30:00 <Bastardly_One> I happen to agree
18:30:00 <simba> stop typing
18:30:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh he's right
18:30:00 <[PeAkIn]> wtf has he done for humanity?
18:30:00 <simba> im talking to you Bastardly_One
18:30:00 <TheRon> phil walsh wasn't just at adelaide
18:30:00 <TheRon> collingwood, port, west coast as well
18:30:00 <Bastardly_One> big fucking deal he was just a sports person
18:31:00 <simba> but what have you done
18:31:00 <Bastardly_One> not like he cured cancer or some shit
18:31:00 <TheRon> he made people better
18:31:00 <Picard> ello
18:31:00 <[PeAkIn]> i dont give a fuck how many teams he coached or whatever...ITS JUST A GAME FUCKHEAD
18:31:00 <TheRon> have you done that today?
18:31:00 <Picard> wowsers
18:31:00 <Picard> [PeAkIn] u ok fella?
18:32:00 <StrykerX> Picard: Hullo
18:32:00 <TheRon> breasts StrykerX
18:32:00 <Clarkson> big headed fucks think they own it lol
18:32:00 <[PeAkIn]> yeah im great, cos i dont worship a football coach like he is a god lol
18:32:00 <StrykerX> TheRon: Breasts!
18:32:00 <StrykerX> Is there anything they can't do?
18:32:00 <simba> nobody is doing that [PeAkIn] you deadshit
18:33:00 <Bastardly_One> you are
18:33:00 <TheRon> i can not think of one thing
18:33:00 <[PeAkIn]> yes you are simba
18:33:00 <simba> what
18:33:00 <Bastardly_One> you are very angry because Peakin makes a valid point
18:33:00 <Picard> who is god?
18:33:00 <TheRon> i am
18:33:00 <simba> he never had a point
18:33:00 <simba> ...
18:33:00 <[PeAkIn]> picard u came in half way through
18:33:00 <TheRon> gary ablett is god
18:33:00 <Picard> james hird?
18:33:00 <simba> he asked why phil walsh was any different and i said because he was high profile, which is true, thats what makes it different to the general public
18:33:00 <simba> thats just fact
18:34:00 <simba> nothing personal in that
18:34:00 <Bastardly_One> he said he was sick of Phil Walsh being treated like a Messiah died
18:34:00 <simba> but nobody is doing that
18:34:00 <simba> ...
18:34:00 <Bastardly_One> when heaps of parents get murdered by druggies daily
18:34:00 <Picard> im not one for worshiping high profile dead,injured or sick people
18:34:00 <simba> who is doing that exactly
18:34:00 <simba> are you just making stuff up to be sensationlist
18:35:00 <TheRon> fuck me!
18:35:00 <simba> sensationalist
18:35:00 <[PeAkIn]> you got very worked up about it simba....people die, get over it
18:35:00 <[PeAkIn]> besides AFL is a shit game lol
18:35:00 <Picard> simba im coming to adelaide, wanna buy me a drink?
18:35:00 <Bastardly_One> got worked up?
18:35:00 <simba> this guy is so fucking dumb
18:35:00 <Clarkson> now I laugh at all these cunts that suck the prawn heads
18:35:00 <Bastardly_One> he still sounds pretty angry abou it to me
18:35:00 <[PeAkIn]> lol
18:35:00 <TheRon> can we just talk about breasts or something?
18:35:00 <Clarkson> WiLd_TuRkeY get a job you lazy cunt
18:35:00 <Picard> he is dead, move on
18:35:00 <simba> dont try to troll me b1 youre far too old
18:35:00 <simba> itll never work
18:35:00 <[PeAkIn]> calm down simba
18:35:00 <Picard> the crows are a shit team anyway
18:35:00 <Clarkson> hot chics are cunts
18:36:00 <StrykerX> [18:35] <simba> this guy is so fucking dumb << Never has a truer word been said in here.
18:36:00 <TheRon> deborah conway - it's only the beginning
18:36:00 <Bastardly_One> StrykerX, I heard something this morning and you know all the good shit
18:36:00 <Bastardly_One> pm comin'
18:37:00 <StrykerX> kk
18:37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
18:37:00 <TheRon> how about that hitler he was a bady guy
18:37:00 <StrykerX> Hitler was a cool chap
18:37:00 <invizzi> more like hipler
18:37:00 <simba> hitler had breasts
18:37:00 <TheRon> eva braun had breasts
18:37:00 <Picard> hitler was missunderstood
18:37:00 <invizzi> hitler had a party trick where he could rotate his ears and moustace
18:38:00 <TheRon> i suppose hitler owned those breasts
18:38:00 <simba> hitler was just a good leader
18:38:00 <simba> like joel selwood but he ducks less lol #aflcheapshots
18:38:00 <Picard> like tony abbott
18:38:00 <TheRon> selwood gets a bad rap
18:38:00 <[PeAkIn]> phil walsh must have been a fuckwit for his son to kill him
18:39:00 <TheRon> like boak never ducks a bit
18:39:00 <invizzi> that could be true
18:39:00 <Picard> selwood bleeds a lot
18:39:00 <simba> how dare u slander trav
18:39:00 <Picard> bit soft
18:39:00 <smashmouse> I love when Picard whinges about the government
18:39:00 <TheRon> bring it on
18:39:00 <simba> the mighty ducks
18:39:00 <smashmouse> but what do you actively involve yourself in, Picard, to effect change?
18:39:00 <smashmouse> nothing
18:39:00 <simba> “quack” - lindsay thomas, 2012
18:39:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Picard
18:39:00 <TheRon> selwood knows how to duck legally
18:39:00 <smashmouse> anotherirc3r srsly u talk to Picard?
18:40:00 <smashmouse> lolz
18:40:00 <Picard> smashmouse isnt it time u fired up the crack pipe?
18:40:00 <anotherirc3r> smashmouse, i talk to a lot of people
18:40:00 <TheRon> it's a skill
18:40:00 <smashmouse> ever notice how you're the one talking about the drugs..
18:40:00 <simba> oh i had smashmouse on ignore
18:40:00 <smashmouse> suss ey
18:40:00 <smashmouse> :(
18:40:00 <smashmouse> i bought a rat today simba
18:40:00 <TheRon> but i'm talking about Shaft!
18:41:00 <TheRon> i say pleeeease when ppl are talking shit
18:41:00 <smashmouse> please paint my head black
18:41:00 <anotherirc3r> Bastardly_One, did he? where?
18:41:00 <Serenity> b1. not cool dude
18:41:00 <Serenity> take it elsewhere
18:41:00 <simba> lol anotherirc3r...... yeaaaa nah
18:42:00 <smashmouse> dude dont corrupt her
18:42:00 <simba> lmao
18:42:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One do u rent private?
18:42:00 <smashmouse> i wont talk to you but dont pretend ur not a cowardly dog.
18:42:00 <TheRon> i like Serenity she shows me breasts
18:42:00 <Picard> or government housing?
18:42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I do rent privat
18:42:00 <Bastardly_One> e
18:43:00 <Picard> what are your thoughts on the reserve bank wanting to abolish negative gearing?
18:43:00 <simba> i wont talk to you, but talks to me
18:43:00 <Picard> simba is josh on his rags?
18:43:00 <simba> cant someone just kill these people
18:43:00 <TheRon> this is gonna turn into an argument about jews
18:44:00 <Bastardly_One> Josh, have you slept?
18:44:00 <simba> .
18:44:00 <Picard> joshua, get of the gear man. you might stab someone
18:44:00 <simba> u guys r so olkd
18:44:00 <simba> cant u see /parts
18:45:00 <Picard> simba im old and half blind. dont pick on me
18:45:00 <[PeAkIn]> simba fucks phil walsh
18:45:00 <Bastardly_One> calm down dickhead
18:45:00 <anotherirc3r> umm..
18:45:00 <TheRon> why are you ppl such jerks?
18:45:00 <anotherirc3r> hai TheRon
18:46:00 <Bastardly_One> you made a decent point at first
18:46:00 <anotherirc3r> music kthx
18:46:00 <invizzi> lol he went too far
18:46:00 <simba> no he didnt b1, stop feeding fellow soulless egos
18:46:00 <TheRon> pm dawn - set adrift
18:46:00 <simba> you are a monster
18:48:00 <Picard> oh my
18:48:00 <Bastardly_One> he did make a decent point ... Australia the land where sport is more important and sports people are treating like gods
18:48:00 <TheRon> is someone bitching?
18:48:00 <Picard> fuck off
18:48:00 <Clarkson> lately i'm into oral sex
18:49:00 <simba> but that absolutely didnt happen on this occasion
18:49:00 <simba> so stop trying to sensationalise something to pretend you have a point
18:49:00 <simba> its weird
18:50:00 <TheRon> better get another beer'
18:50:00 <simba> u guys are just mad nobody will give a shit when u die
18:50:00 <simba> ###REAL TALK
18:50:00 <simba> make a fucken legacy instead of whinin
18:50:00 <simba> HOW ABOUT THAT
18:50:00 <anotherirc3r> calm simby
18:50:00 <TheRon> port gonna win on the weekend
18:51:00 <TheRon> when are the soccer games, fri night or sat night
18:51:00 <simba> YES
18:51:00 <Bastardly_One> both
18:51:00 <simba> monday night
18:51:00 <simba> the gay ones are on the weekend
18:51:00 <simba> exclusively for gay dudes
18:51:00 <TheRon> liverpool?
18:51:00 <Clarkson> About four days of no sex no sex no sex
18:51:00 <milk> my heart bleeds
18:52:00 <smashmouse> lmfao
18:52:00 <simba> lpfc?
18:52:00 <TheRon> they out here?
18:52:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus Christ
18:52:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
18:52:00 <simba> the red ones?
18:52:00 <simba> with the black striker?
18:52:00 <TheRon> the ones that sing that song'
18:53:00 <milk> blacks always strike
18:54:00 <simba> will you sing too
18:55:00 <TheRon> always
18:55:00 <TheRon> i get a bit teary
18:55:00 <[PeAkIn]> <Picard> bastardly one is a convicted pedo, he did time<--- wtf hahahahaha
18:55:00 <Bastardly_One> has this song been on television or anything recently?
18:55:00 <Bastardly_One> it's been stuck in my head for 3 days and dunno why
18:55:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff0oWESdmH0
18:55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Killers - When You Were Young Views: 46,811,442 Uploader: TheKillersVEVO Uploaded: Jun 16, 2009 Duration: 5m16s Rating: 4.89
18:56:00 <simba> [PeAkIn] please leave your PM conversations with fellow neanderthals in Private where they belong
18:56:00 <simba> it was in my sex tape b1
18:56:00 <TheRon> stevie wonder - i wish
18:57:00 <[PeAkIn]> simba-phil walsh.mp3
18:58:00 <TheRon> [PeAkIn]: honestly fuck off
18:58:00 <Picard> lol this cunt never gives up
18:58:00 <Clarkson> Quiet do you have a pussy
18:59:00 <simba> now whos going on about phillip walsh lol
18:59:00 <simba> can u let go already man jeez
18:59:00 <simba> flipped the tables on ur Cracker Ass
18:59:00 <invizzi> damn just ate a bag of doritos like a digustting glutton
18:59:00 <anotherirc3r> yum
18:59:00 <[PeAkIn]> cracker? im black fuckhead
19:00:00 <simba> prove it
19:00:00 <invizzi> lol as if
19:00:00 <[PeAkIn]> ok, come suck my black cock
19:00:00 <Clarkson> i didnt say she was sucking my dick
19:00:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin' coconut fuck off back to your own country!
19:00:00 <simba> that doesnt prove anything
19:00:00 <[PeAkIn]> my black cock down your throat doesnt prove it? haha ok
19:01:00 <simba> i hate how dumb you are
19:01:00 <TheRon> stop! in the name of love before you break my heart
19:01:00 <milk> I hate how black people think they should get free shit for being black
19:01:00 <simba> lol
19:01:00 <simba> well they should
19:02:00 <simba> they should be kings of earth and we should be their slaves
19:02:00 <simba> make beats 4 them 2 rap over
19:02:00 <[PeAkIn]> you hate it but i love it ;)
19:03:00 <TheRon> 11 am in england means 8am here?
19:03:00 <TheRon> 8pm
19:03:00 <[PeAkIn]> cya fukkas...i got hoes to fuck
19:03:00 <TheRon> thank christ
19:03:00 <anotherirc3r> he means men
19:03:00 <invizzi> he means garden hoes
19:03:00 <TheRon> a trio of men
19:04:00 <Bastardly_One> timeanddate dot com TheRon
19:04:00 <milk> google time difference TheRon
19:04:00 <TheRon> the ashes is on again tonight
19:05:00 <milk> yep
19:05:00 <milk> we'll prolly lose again
19:05:00 <TheRon> yep!
19:05:00 <milk> it's about sitting back and enjoying it though
19:06:00 <TheRon> the tour de france?
19:06:00 <milk> I been going to bed early actually
19:07:00 <milk> so cold here nothing else to do
19:07:00 <anotherirc3r> agreed
19:07:00 <TheRon> i like le tour
19:10:00 <TheRon> martha and the vandellas - heat wave
19:13:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFLw26BjDZs
19:13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Velvet Underground-Heroin Views: 517,060 Uploader: CIAOsydni Uploaded: Nov 13, 2009 Duration: 7m3s Rating: 4.93
19:14:00 <ShadowLurker> i see its fuckwit hour atm
19:15:00 <TheRon> i'm sorry
19:16:00 <TheRon> oooh baby here i am, signed sealed delivered, i'm yours
19:16:00 <Picard> oh my
19:17:00 <anotherirc3r> can't refuse that offer
19:18:00 <Picard> he was talking to stebie
19:18:00 <anotherirc3r> rejected
19:18:00 <Picard> yep
19:18:00 <Picard> sorry to burst your bubble
19:19:00 <DancesWithPigeons> picard's never rejected
19:19:00 <Picard> you can always have DancesWithPigeons
19:19:00 <DancesWithPigeons> because he pulls out his wallet.
19:19:00 <DancesWithPigeons> nothing wrong with me dude.
19:19:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5uQMwRMHcs
19:19:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Daft Punk - Instant Crush ft. Julian Casablancas Views: 71,248,633 Uploader: DaftPunkVEVO Uploaded: Dec 6, 2013 Duration: 5m40s Rating: 4.86
19:19:00 <DancesWithPigeons> I'm a lil ab-normal but I'm cool
19:19:00 <Picard> if u like the drug fucked type who bashes chics, he is the ine
19:19:00 <Picard> one
19:19:00 <Bastardly_One> if that's in My head it deserves to be in someone elses head
19:19:00 <DancesWithPigeons> im not on drugs and dont bash chicks
19:19:00 <DancesWithPigeons> coming from a guy that cheats on his wife with prostitutes
19:20:00 <simba> can both of u just fuck each other in the ass and shut up
19:20:00 <Clarkson> yes.. I'm a lesbian
19:20:00 <munkeynutz> k
19:20:00 <simba> thank u Clarkson
19:20:00 <Clarkson> it's so fuckin funny
19:20:00 <Picard> he wants u simba
19:20:00 <munkeynutz> Clarkson anal
19:20:00 <simba> talk about Steak and how you like it cooked
19:20:00 <Clarkson> but he travels for pussy
19:20:00 <TheRon> lesbian , excellent\
19:20:00 <Clarkson> and ur last gf was a gym junkie with fake tits
19:20:00 <simba> medium rare omg me 2
19:20:00 <munkeynutz> i had two twisters from kfc b4
19:20:00 <munkeynutz> grilled
19:21:00 <munkeynutz> first time I've had a twister
19:21:00 <simba> first and second
19:21:00 <munkeynutz> yes
19:21:00 <simba> which one was better
19:21:00 <munkeynutz> um
19:21:00 <munkeynutz> the tex mex one
19:21:00 <munkeynutz> not the hot chilli one
19:21:00 <simba> peakin you only last 15 mins in the sack? lol pwned
19:21:00 <munkeynutz> wasnt even hot lol
19:21:00 <Picard> medium rare simba
19:21:00 <[peakin]> Wtf? ?
19:21:00 <munkeynutz> mediam rare?
19:21:00 <munkeynutz> rare dude
19:22:00 <simba> rare is 4 wolves
19:22:00 <TheRon> celebrate good times come on!
19:22:00 <munkeynutz> a nice inch and a half eye fillet
19:22:00 <munkeynutz> rare and seared
19:22:00 <Picard> dogs eat rare mear
19:22:00 <munkeynutz> do you
19:22:00 <invizzi> rare meat is for rich people
19:22:00 <simba> people so rich they cant afford grills
19:22:00 <Picard> meat*
19:22:00 <munkeynutz> i eat dogs after they've eaten their rare meat
19:22:00 <munkeynutz> because I'm South Korean that way
19:23:00 <invizzi> can you eat my neighbours dog?
19:23:00 <munkeynutz> hm i dunno whether to go to Korean+Japanese bb1 in town
19:23:00 <munkeynutz> uno the place simba?
19:23:00 <munkeynutz> in chinee town
19:23:00 <TheRon> i like the south park with city sushi and city wok
19:24:00 <munkeynutz> ox tongue
19:24:00 <munkeynutz> eels
19:24:00 <munkeynutz> aw amelia is awake bbs
19:24:00 <TheRon> give her one for me
19:24:00 <TheRon> wait is amelia his daughter?
19:25:00 <simba> lol
19:25:00 <simba> its the Llama outside
19:25:00 <TheRon> thats ok then
19:26:00 <munkeynutz> THE LLAMA!
19:26:00 <munkeynutz> did you know it is a relative of the horse
19:26:00 <munkeynutz> triviiiaaa!
19:26:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bLOjmY--TA
19:26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Iggy Pop - Candy Views: 5,800,855 Uploader: emimusic Uploaded: Mar 11, 2009 Duration: 4m23s Rating: 4.88
19:27:00 <TheRon> like it milk
19:27:00 <TheRon> the chick out of b 52's
19:27:00 <Picard> amelia is a mutt
19:28:00 <munkeynutz> wot
19:28:00 <munkeynutz> wot did u say about ma pet rat?
19:28:00 <munkeynutz> i only got her today u fgt!
19:28:00 <munkeynutz> n she a cutie patootie
19:28:00 <TheRon> life is crazy Candy baby!
19:28:00 <munkeynutz> she finally woke up after exerting herself all day hahahaha
19:29:00 <TheRon> just so i'm clear amelia is?
19:29:00 <munkeynutz> but srs as if you diss amelia the chatter. I'm not saying anything else for fear of being banned but yer. Picard tell amelia urself u think she is a mutt, she can stand up for herself. You poopie doopie!
19:30:00 <simba> wtf
19:31:00 <simba> so how is your local sports team and or community club doing in its preferred activity
19:32:00 <TheRon> mine excellent, our synthetic green is getting a roof on it
19:33:00 <munkeynutz> my local sports team doesnt like me showering naked with them
19:33:00 <munkeynutz> :(
19:33:00 <munkeynutz> ;)
19:33:00 <TheRon> you like to stick a lollipop there?
19:34:00 <simba> most days
19:35:00 <simba> it gets them intrigued
19:35:00 <amsy> who is munkeynutz
19:35:00 <TheRon> a giant douche
19:36:00 <faux> seems like pands
19:36:00 <faux> A panda nick
19:36:00 <amsy> :(
19:36:00 <amsy> ;)
19:36:00 <faux> lmao
19:36:00 <TheRon> heart - all i wanna do is make love to you
19:36:00 <faux> I mean lel
19:36:00 <amsy> xD
19:36:00 <faux> huhu
19:37:00 <amsy> fkn
19:37:00 <faux> ^5
19:37:00 <amsy> bro
19:37:00 <TheRon> this could go on a while
19:37:00 <faux> Lol gus
19:38:00 <TheRon> uncle gus get it right
19:38:00 <amsy> lmao
19:38:00 <amsy> Uncle Gussywus
19:38:00 <[peakin]> Big bird in da house
19:39:00 <BiG^BiRd> yay yay
19:40:00 <TheRon> i hate it when ppl try to amplify the size of their penis
19:40:00 <Clarkson> quiet you just shut your bloody hole cunt
19:40:00 <faux> Lmao
19:41:00 <ooomp> TheRon is proud of his 4.5"
19:42:00 <TheRon> hey hey hey
19:42:00 <TheRon> it's at least 5
19:42:00 <StrykerX> Pure powah
19:42:00 <ooomp> Now who's amplifying..
19:42:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of cocks
19:42:00 <StrykerX> Picard is silent.
19:43:00 <TheRon> hungry eyes one look at you and i can't disguise
19:43:00 <anotherirc3r> oooh good song
19:44:00 <TheRon> jennifer grey, i would
19:46:00 <TheRon> i've had the time of my life and i owe it all to you
19:47:00 <anotherirc3r> yay
19:47:00 <[peakin]> I only have 9 inch :(
19:47:00 <anotherirc3r> that is a good soundtrack
19:48:00 <TheRon> it pulls chicks
19:49:00 <Doodle> TheRon
19:50:00 <TheRon> yes
19:50:00 <Doodle> they said on the news the council are giving $1m to the lawn bowls clubs around town
19:50:00 <ooomp> Stupid old people
19:50:00 <TheRon> just give it all to sebas
19:50:00 <Doodle> they have excluded themselves
19:51:00 <Doodle> i always thought that if you couldnt get enough people to pay for what you do
19:51:00 <Doodle> you go out of business
19:51:00 <TheRon> she's like the wind
19:51:00 <Doodle> not sook to the council
19:51:00 <ooomp> Doodle for councillor
19:51:00 <TheRon> you think wrong
19:52:00 <anotherirc3r> patrick swayze = hot
19:52:00 <StrykerX> Cr. Doodle?
19:52:00 <TheRon> just the thought of patrick swayze makes ooomp moist
19:52:00 <anotherirc3r> well, he was hot
19:52:00 <[peakin]> Patrick swayze = skeleton
19:52:00 <ooomp> Does not
19:53:00 <TheRon> liar
19:53:00 <Doodle> the thought of Doodle makes ooomp moist
19:53:00 <ooomp> Now there's truth
19:53:00 <milk> magna doodle
19:53:00 <Doodle> pow
19:53:00 <anotherirc3r> hush [peakin]
19:53:00 <anotherirc3r> i meant before that
19:53:00 <[peakin]> Lol
19:54:00 <Picard> speaking of obsessed cunts, StrykerX im here lad
19:56:00 <StrykerX> wut
19:56:00 <anotherirc3r> just kiss and make up Picard and StrykerX
19:56:00 <StrykerX> He wishes I'd kiss him.
19:56:00 <StrykerX> He eyed me like a piece of meat at the servo.
19:56:00 <StrykerX> Creep.
19:58:00 <Doodle> :/
19:58:00 <ooomp> Just get drunk and enjoy it
19:58:00 <Doodle> did you vomit in a bin
19:58:00 <StrykerX> I tried to drink petrol.
19:58:00 <StrykerX> But the guy in the shop turned off the pumps.
19:58:00 <Doodle> thats the way
19:58:00 <StrykerX> Arsehole.
19:58:00 <Doodle> just spray it in your eyes
19:59:00 <StrykerX> Then light it
19:59:00 <StrykerX> Still won't remove the mental images.
19:59:00 <StrykerX> They haunt me at night.
20:00:00 <ooomp> Poor StrykerX
20:00:00 <StrykerX> :(
20:01:00 <StrykerX> My shrink said some things damage you for life.
20:01:00 <StrykerX> I get what he ment now.
20:01:00 <anotherirc3r> he secretly loved it
20:03:00 <ooomp> Just remember you need to experience a lot of things to undo damage
20:04:00 <StrykerX> I know :<
20:04:00 <Picard> id laugh if u set fire to yourself
20:05:00 <Doodle> i burnt myself today
20:06:00 <Picard> good
20:06:00 <Doodle> lol cunt
20:06:00 <ooomp> Ironic
20:07:00 <[peakin]> Hello ms bean
20:08:00 <Doodle> nate nate he's our man
20:08:00 <Doodle> if he can't do it no one will
20:08:00 <Doodle> .
20:08:00 <StrykerX> nate's a very flexible honey.
20:09:00 <ooomp> is nate a male?
20:09:00 <StrykerX> Yes.
20:09:00 <StrykerX> lol
20:09:00 <ooomp> I wish people had more gender aligned nicknames
20:09:00 <[peakin]> Lol
20:10:00 <StrykerX> Nate is a dudes name..
20:10:00 <invizzi> nate dogg the rapper
20:10:00 <ooomp> Perhaps
20:10:00 <[peakin]> Nate is clearly a female name lmfao
20:10:00 <Doodle> Yankee Doodle
20:10:00 <StrykerX> Doodle is clearly a chick.
20:10:00 <Doodle> eehehehe
20:10:00 <StrykerX> But aside from that..
20:10:00 <ooomp> Acts like one certainly
20:10:00 <StrykerX> Everyone else is identifable.
20:10:00 <StrykerX> Yes.
20:11:00 <invizzi> id change my nick but i cant think of anything
20:11:00 <ooomp> How about wanker
20:11:00 <Doodle> lol
20:11:00 <StrykerX> I sense tough love
20:11:00 <Doodle> nasty
20:11:00 <[peakin]> Lolllllll
20:11:00 <ooomp> What?!
20:11:00 <ooomp> It's true
20:11:00 <StrykerX> Between ooomp and invizzi
20:12:00 <ooomp> All men are
20:12:00 <Doodle> it does suit you
20:12:00 <StrykerX> lollll
20:12:00 <ooomp> Lol
20:12:00 <wanker> yeah its pretty good
20:12:00 <ooomp> The truth is out there
20:12:00 <ooomp> Well done
20:17:00 <faux> discombobulated
20:17:00 <Doodle> keke
20:18:00 <Doodle> gr8 word
20:21:00 <faux> ehehehheehhee
20:23:00 <darkchocolate> couleurs
20:23:00 <Doodle> likes men
20:24:00 <couleurs> hi ooomp
20:24:00 <darkchocolate> :o
20:24:00 <couleurs> hello Doodle
20:24:00 <Doodle> hai ^_^
20:24:00 <darkchocolate> Who is this ooomp you speak of
20:24:00 <couleurs> idk some weird HAHAHAhah
20:25:00 <couleurs> +o
20:25:00 <couleurs> WEIRDO
20:25:00 <darkchocolate> Oh
20:28:00 <Picard> Lish
20:31:00 <faux> Doodle
20:31:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/YGnQSze
20:31:00 <faux> PARSHALY
20:32:00 <Doodle> looooooooooooooooooooool
20:32:00 <Doodle> dey spel gud
20:32:00 <couleurs> used "to" instead of "too" too fkn dumbass
20:33:00 <couleurs> way to focused on bean infocused
20:33:00 <Loof> i heard ooomp staring in a porno - the blue waffler
20:35:00 <darkchocolate> I heard Loof wants to blow Tony Abbott
20:36:00 <Loof> it's an underground porno where pieter attempts to fucks a hundred blue waffle vaginas but just fails and ends up masturbating for 24 hours
20:36:00 <Loof> ooomp was paid $5
20:37:00 <darkchocolate> Loof, I heard you voted liberal
20:37:00 <faux> I parshaly disagree
20:38:00 <couleurs> me to
20:38:00 <Loof> lumeah was given free meth
20:38:00 <Loof> both ended up with extra diseases to add to their collection
20:44:00 <faux> kettloof
20:47:00 <ShadowLurker> i see loofs abusing ppl again
20:47:00 <couleurs> agreed.
20:48:00 <faux> clarkson
20:48:00 <Clarkson> but no sex
20:48:00 <faux> I don't want sex clarkson u cunt
20:48:00 <Clarkson> bitch about how shit the food is every day
20:48:00 <faux> I do not clarkson
20:48:00 <Clarkson> man i hope WA fucks these sharks up
20:48:00 <faux> ok
20:49:00 <ShadowLurker> clarky is a bit angry hey
20:49:00 <Clarkson> but i dont go around pasting shit he does do i
20:49:00 <MrMark> hi sexies
20:59:00 <couleurs> Clarkson is more entertaining then Loof and better lookin' to ;)
20:59:00 <Clarkson> it's fucking painful
21:00:00 <StrykerX> Hahahaha
21:00:00 <StrykerX> Clarkson is awesome.
21:00:00 <Clarkson> Mew, you should fucking quit.
21:00:00 <Serenity> clarky old mate
21:00:00 <ShadowLurker> clarkson has some of the best insults
21:00:00 <Clarkson> cunts feed me shit
21:00:00 <Clarkson> Her sex vid was so shit
21:00:00 <Serenity> lol
21:01:00 <ShadowLurker> clarky what do you think about maurice
21:01:00 <Clarkson> useless dragons shit house team
21:01:00 <faux> EXCUSES ME
21:01:00 <Serenity> shes not a team clarky
21:01:00 <faux> Teh dragons rule
21:01:00 <Clarkson> ooomp, how many times has you vagina been belted ?
21:01:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
21:01:00 <Serenity> loll
21:01:00 <Serenity> loads
21:01:00 <ShadowLurker> a lot clarky
21:01:00 <Clarkson> Go and fucking adopt a refugee.
21:02:00 <ShadowLurker> for a fresh vagina hey Clarkson
21:02:00 <Clarkson> n he knows it, i'm the only one in the company that gets away with calling him bitch infront of everyone hehehe
21:03:00 <Clarkson> I really gptta get mah shit together bn gey through aingle ycle
21:03:00 <ShadowLurker> sure thing
21:05:00 <ShadowLurker> hey Clarkson, mews here now
21:05:00 <Clarkson> im going to glue a pic of pieters shit to the ballot paper and write TONE ABET on it
21:07:00 <faux> Lolll ew
21:08:00 <ShadowLurker> clarky thats fucked up
21:08:00 <Clarkson> we can sex
21:08:00 <ShadowLurker> no Clarkson we cant
21:08:00 <Clarkson> pieter il drop kick u cunt
21:08:00 <ShadowLurker> im not pieter cunt
21:09:00 <Loof> got the xperia z3 and gave the s5 to the mrs
21:09:00 <Doodle> are they diseases
21:09:00 <Loof> lol
21:09:00 <anotherirc3r> what's xperia?
21:10:00 <ShadowLurker> loofs a fucking deadhead
21:11:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11707737_717528168393971_1331059293046981809_n.png?oh=13fec1bdb74a30fbfd34eef513a57567&oe=561D9184
21:12:00 <couleurs> pwned.
21:13:00 <couleurs> The New Horizons probe is powered by the same CPU as the original PlayStation!
21:14:00 <couleurs> SkYNeT iS CoMiNg
21:14:00 <nate> Doodle u are not trash :D
21:14:00 <ShadowLurker> of course it is
21:14:00 <ShadowLurker> it was sent out over a decade ago
21:14:00 <nate> scum yes, not trash!!
21:14:00 <nate> SNAPOo!
21:14:00 <Doodle> thanks
21:14:00 <ShadowLurker> like you can talk
21:14:00 <nate> lurking man is here!
21:14:00 <StrykerX> Clarkson: Sup cunt?
21:14:00 <nate> arrrrrggghhhh
21:14:00 <Clarkson> that shit makes you hungry as
21:15:00 <StrykerX> loooooooooool
21:15:00 <ShadowLurker> cunt makes you hungry clarky
21:15:00 <Clarkson> Student you are so funny lol you crack me the fuck up
21:15:00 <nate> who is student?
21:15:00 <StrykerX> An Indian who used to frequent here.
21:16:00 <amsy> lol
21:16:00 <nate> make me some curry
21:16:00 <ShadowLurker> still does unfortunately
21:16:00 <nate> and piss?
21:16:00 <amsy> Every Buddy loves Student :)
21:18:00 <couleurs> he was my best friend b4 u came along nate
21:18:00 <amsy> lmao
21:19:00 <amsy> its true
21:20:00 <Zade> nate splits up all the mates
21:20:00 <nate> bananaaaa!
21:22:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/fvgHdFM
21:23:00 <faux> I'd grow me pubes just 2 dye them pink
21:24:00 <amsy> pics
21:25:00 <couleurs> HEHEHEheheh
21:25:00 <ShadowLurker> if i had pubes id go pink too
21:25:00 <Serenity> I WANT PINK PUBERS
21:25:00 <ShadowLurker> pubers clarky
21:26:00 <Clarkson> show me a sexy pic of you Kelevra
21:26:00 <amsy> lmao
21:26:00 <ShadowLurker> clarky come now
21:26:00 <Clarkson> i told her, if hes not respecting her to where she cant live her own life then shits only gonna get worse for her
21:29:00 <Picard> Mew
21:29:00 <Picard> show me your tits
21:30:00 <faux> Don't u have underage teens to stalk
21:30:00 <Picard> im stalking you faux
21:30:00 <faux> I'm too old 4 u
21:30:00 <faux> SNART
21:30:00 <couleurs> Clarkson is more entertaining then Picard and better lookin' to ;)
21:30:00 <Clarkson> bens brother n his gf are the loudest people ever when they have sex
21:31:00 <Picard> speaking of freo supporting faggots, hello thestig
21:31:00 <thestig> SNARTY hi <3
21:31:00 <anotherirc3r> sif fremantle
21:31:00 <faux> hai
21:31:00 <Picard> thestig loves them
21:31:00 <thestig> lol @ richmond beating a team at the bottom of the ladder and they celebrate haha
21:32:00 <anotherirc3r> watch it bitch!
21:32:00 <Picard> lol @ richmond beating freo
21:32:00 <StrykerX> [21:30] <faux> Don't u have underage teens to stalk
21:32:00 <StrykerX> LOL
21:32:00 <StrykerX> Best. Ever.
21:32:00 <Picard> poor stiggy was so upset
21:38:00 <Serenity> me toes is freezen
21:39:00 <anotherirc3r> wb
21:39:00 <Bastardly_One> yay for bacon *belches*
21:39:00 <Bastardly_One> and thanks
21:39:00 <anotherirc3r> welcome
21:40:00 <Kodo> mmmmm bacon
21:40:00 <milk> bacon deluxe
21:40:00 <milk> zinger bacon cheese
21:41:00 <Kodo> nah i like Bacon-cados ... bacon + avo + boiled egg
21:52:00 <Loof> gtfo amelia u rancid cheese dip
21:55:00 <faux> Rofl
21:55:00 <faux> Rancid cheese dip
21:55:00 <faux> :'(
21:55:00 <anotherirc3r> is that Loof's way of saying hi?
21:55:00 <faux> yes
21:55:00 <faux> Does it turn u on
21:56:00 <anotherirc3r> totally
21:57:00 <faux> Hi partizzle
21:58:00 <Loof> No one has a stinkier cunt than austnet's amelia,
21:58:00 <Loof> I'd rather eat food from the dump than ever have to feel ya
21:58:00 <Clarkson> lol u fuckin lil dipshit
21:59:00 <amelia> quit fishing for my attention Loof
21:59:00 <amelia> you sad depressed sack of shit
21:59:00 <Clarkson> I'll ride that horse into hell with you bro
22:01:00 <partay> hullo faux
22:01:00 <partay> hi amelia
22:01:00 <amelia> sup
22:01:00 <faux> Quinnaaayy
22:01:00 <partay> nada
22:01:00 <amelia> alohaaaa
22:01:00 <partay> whats crackin in here?
22:02:00 <faux> Loofs ass
22:02:00 <partay> poor loof
22:06:00 <Dugnuts> bleh
22:06:00 <Dugnuts> too much study!
22:08:00 <couleurs> too little FiFa
22:08:00 <Dugnuts> haha
22:08:00 <Dugnuts> nah
22:09:00 <Dugnuts> can never have too little fifa
22:09:00 <anotherirc3r> poor baby :P
22:10:00 <faux> lolwolaolllaolaoleololola
22:10:00 <Dugnuts> wow
22:11:00 <Dugnuts> thats a lot of excitement
22:12:00 <faux> Laughter not excitement
22:12:00 <Dugnuts> ohhh
22:12:00 <Serenity> i miss laughing
22:12:00 <Dugnuts> well it cant be from here
22:12:00 <Dugnuts> so share!
22:12:00 <Serenity> every time i do i have a coughing fit
22:12:00 <Dugnuts> whats so funny
22:12:00 <Dugnuts> awww
22:12:00 <faux> Oh but it is
22:13:00 <partay> faux how are your boobs tonight ?
22:13:00 <faux> Fantastic tyvm
22:13:00 <Serenity> squishy
22:14:00 <faux> Eheh
22:14:00 <Dugnuts> mmm boobs
22:14:00 <Clarkson> I'm the slackest bitch ever
22:14:00 <faux> We know clarkson
22:14:00 <Clarkson> way to be an asshole
22:14:00 <faux> U said it not me clarky
22:14:00 <Clarkson> hes got a whole collection of dudes cocks
22:14:00 <faux> Oh
22:14:00 <Dugnuts> gotta love the random bot stuff
22:14:00 <faux> Kewl
22:15:00 <Dugnuts> ... i notice it wasnt a colection of pics
22:15:00 <Dugnuts> im worried now
22:15:00 <faux> Clarkson thoughts on dugnuts
22:15:00 <Clarkson> otherwise dont own a fucking cat.
22:15:00 <Dugnuts> interesting
22:16:00 <Dugnuts> thoughs on faux Clarkson?
22:16:00 <partay> Clarkson would you bang faux ?
22:16:00 <Clarkson> back later, got shit to do
22:16:00 <Clarkson> yes and i fuck lions
22:16:00 <faux> Lmaoooo
22:16:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
22:16:00 <partay> lol
22:16:00 <faux> What even
22:16:00 <Dugnuts> you dont like being compared to a lion?
22:16:00 <Dugnuts> thats pretty awesome
22:16:00 <faux> How do u make so much sense clarkson
22:16:00 <Clarkson> the teeth in your vagina katatonic_kate ?
22:16:00 <faux> Lol
22:16:00 <faux> Wowee
22:19:00 <partay> hows the study going faux
22:21:00 <faux> Same as the last time u asked
22:21:00 <faux> Good thx
22:21:00 <faux> Did I tell u I got asked if they can use one of my assignments as an exemplar
22:22:00 <xm> that's pretty cool
22:22:00 <xm> what was it on?
22:22:00 <faux> Was a vid I madeski
22:22:00 <faux> A VIDYA
22:22:00 <partay> oh snap
22:22:00 <partay> nice
22:22:00 <Dugnuts> cool
22:22:00 <faux> lol my mum was so excited
22:22:00 <Dugnuts> whatcha studying?
22:22:00 <faux> She's like
22:23:00 <faux> wow do u get paid for that
22:23:00 <faux> U should ask them for copyright
22:23:00 <faux> First year free and after that they can pay u
22:23:00 <faux> I'm like can u relax lol
22:23:00 <xm> LOL
22:23:00 <faux> I'm happy about the recognition
22:23:00 <xm> yeah, watermark the video
22:23:00 <faux> She's trying to get me paid
22:23:00 <faux> Rpfl
22:23:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
22:23:00 <faux> Rofl*
22:23:00 <faux> YAY i see her sunday
22:23:00 <Dugnuts> yeah, i think you'll find that anything you create is owned by the uni anyways
22:23:00 <faux> I'm excited
22:23:00 <xm> 'faux productions'
22:23:00 <Dugnuts> part of the agreement you sign
22:23:00 <Dugnuts> early on
22:24:00 <faux> It has my name and ID in the video anyway
22:24:00 <faux> Idc really lol
22:24:00 <partay> oh ive seen a faux production.. its hot
22:24:00 <faux> U wish bud
22:25:00 <partay> i do
22:25:00 <faux> Lol :*
22:25:00 <faux> I think I need 2 roll off thus couch and make some tea
22:25:00 <faux> Where's doodle when I need him
22:26:00 <Serenity> plz 2 make me some
22:26:00 <Serenity> im so tired
22:26:00 <faux> FINE
22:26:00 <faux> Watchu want I have a gallery of tea
22:27:00 <faux> Peppermint. Mint. Green tea. Mint and green tea. Decaf green tea. Chamomile. Chai. Earl Grey. Cranberry. Berry infused. Lemon and ginger.
22:27:00 <faux> taekurpick
22:27:00 <faux> Oh and white tea
22:27:00 <faux> Cos I'm not racist.
22:29:00 <Dugnuts> tealess tea?
22:29:00 <Serenity> cranberry plz
22:34:00 <Doodle> fucking tea drinking faggots
22:34:00 <Doodle> brb
22:34:00 <Doodle> tea
22:35:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECu0EqTYk-E
22:35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ishome - Eva (HD Video) Views: 163,280 Uploader: Twixful Uploaded: Sep 16, 2013 Duration: 6m6s Rating: 4.89
22:43:00 <milk> I'll take the white tea
22:43:00 <milk> its the most expensive
22:44:00 <Doodle> white tea is awes
22:44:00 <Doodle> old mans eyebrows
22:46:00 <Bastardly_One> it is pretty damn nice
22:46:00 <Maurice> I'll have the tea that tastes nice
22:46:00 <Maurice> Oh wait, thats none of them
22:46:00 <faux> Good one doodle
22:47:00 <faux> U mention old man and b1 appears
22:47:00 <Doodle> :(
22:47:00 <Doodle> i'm sorry
22:47:00 <Maurice> It's like Beetlejuice all over
22:47:00 <Doodle> for b1
22:47:00 <Doodle> hahhh
22:47:00 <faux> .
22:47:00 <Doodle> :P
22:47:00 <faux> Wowee
22:48:00 <Maurice> faux, I took a photo for you today
22:48:00 <Doodle> of my car
22:48:00 <faux> Are you naked
22:48:00 <MrMark> we all drunk yet?
22:48:00 <Maurice> Not this time
22:48:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11760174_10153519792735844_4683626002795830098_n.jpg?oh=66957635a0dcfcff3eded99978194e6b&oe=56219278&__gda__=1444582429_565b6dacb637a0112d5ba78ba782ec1e
22:48:00 <Maurice> And I pictured you with your little bike
22:49:00 <faux> IT'S THE REMIX TO IGNITIOON
22:49:00 <faux> HOT N FRSH OFF THE KITCHEN
22:49:00 <Doodle> good grief
22:49:00 <faux> GOT U ROLLIN DAT BODYYY GOT EVERY MAN IN HERE WISHING
22:50:00 <faux> Lmao
22:50:00 <faux> That video rocks
22:50:00 <Doodle> :P~
22:51:00 <Maurice> Pants off, ladies, Doodle has his tongue out
22:51:00 <Serenity> lol
22:51:00 <Serenity> take a seat
22:51:00 <Doodle> just run over it with your legs apart
22:51:00 <Doodle> give everyone a go
22:52:00 <Serenity> vag conveyor belt
22:52:00 <Doodle> slllp
22:52:00 <faux> Lmao
22:52:00 <faux> filthbuckets
22:52:00 <Serenity> loooool
22:53:00 <Maurice> Now I've got this in my head http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/south-park/clip-thumbnails/season-8/0812/south-park-s08e12c13-the-whore-off-16x9.jpg
22:53:00 <Serenity> jesus lol
22:54:00 <faux> Yes my child
22:56:00 <Doodle> SLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP
22:56:00 <Doodle>  4,4 4,4 4,4 4,4  4,4 4,4     4,4 4,4     4,4 4,4     4,4 4,4     4,4 4,4 4,4 4,4  
22:56:00 <Doodle> 4,4 4,4     4,4 4,4     4,4 4,4     4,4 4,4     4,4 4,4     4,4 4,4  4,4 4,4 
22:56:00 <Doodle>  4,4 4,4 4,4   4,4 4,4     4,4 4,4     4,4 4,4     4,4 4,4     4,4 4,4 4,4 4,4  
22:56:00 <Doodle>    4,4 4,4  4,4 4,4     4,4 4,4     4,4 4,4     4,4 4,4     4,4 4,4    
22:56:00 <Doodle> 4,4 4,4 4,4 4,4   4,4 4,4 4,4 4,4 4,4  4,4 4,4 4,4 4,4 4,4  4,4 4,4 4,4 4,4 4,4  4,4 4,4 4,4 4,4 4,4  4,4 4,4    
22:56:00 <faux> And stay out
22:57:00 <faux> U 2
22:58:00 <Doodle> worth it
22:58:00 <Maurice> You're welcome
22:58:00 <faux> Damn ur back
22:58:00 <Doodle> hey
22:58:00 <Doodle> now
22:58:00 <Doodle> then
22:58:00 <Doodle> thats not very nice
22:58:00 <Maurice> I have a pic for you, Doodle
22:58:00 <faux> That's so disturbing
22:58:00 <Doodle> what is
22:59:00 <Doodle> is it nudez Maurice?
22:59:00 <faux> Mainly cos I picture 2 geriatrics
22:59:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/p417x417/1911965_10153519806325844_1279762170758428515_n.jpg?oh=b10dd5102223a648a8eb19e99561b5ed&oe=565050D9&__gda__=1444751624_429b6d044a8f84ee5d488777c4e6cddb
22:59:00 <Doodle> lol fuck off
22:59:00 <Clarkson> they're a bunch of fucking posers
22:59:00 <faux> U drooling on Maurices wrinkly vag
22:59:00 <faux> Lolll
22:59:00 <Maurice> HEY
22:59:00 <Doodle> its just going to get wet anyway
22:59:00 <Maurice> It is not wrinkly
22:59:00 <faux> STOP THAT
22:59:00 <Doodle> LOL fu Maurice where did you find that pic of me
22:59:00 <Maurice> Lol
23:00:00 <Maurice> I scour the innernet
23:00:00 <Doodle> hot
23:01:00 <Doodle> slllllllp
23:01:00 <Maurice> My timehop today 'Tom, we're coming down... boiiii' 'Tom, they're smackheads, they're always coming down'
23:01:00 <Doodle> hahahahaha
23:01:00 <Doodle> got these new pills called tony blairs
23:02:00 <Doodle> make you grin like a cheshire cat
23:02:00 <Maurice> Lol
23:02:00 <faux> And stay out
23:07:00 <Doodle> :o
23:08:00 <Serenity> deadbolt dat shit
23:08:00 <Clarkson> You couldnt see her big tits
23:08:00 <Doodle> ^
23:08:00 <Serenity> ahaha
23:08:00 <Doodle> http://i.imgur.com/G13JiSF.jpg
23:08:00 <Doodle> ohai
23:08:00 <Doodle> dere
23:09:00 <Serenity> haha herroo
23:10:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xat1/v/t1.0-9/10425022_884875501560040_1131389568421787342_n.jpg?oh=8d79015901da16cc0210fe03d1ac9df3&oe=5623496C&__gda__=1448836275_eaf92d39fd900acb2be97cabf6182dc6
23:10:00 <partay> i take it picard lives in ballarat
23:11:00 <Doodle> no i do :(
23:12:00 <Bastardly_One> Patrick Rushing, Airway Heights Mayor, Calls President Obama 'Monkey Man' But Says He's Not Racist
23:12:00 <partay> oh im sorry
23:13:00 <Doodle> me too :(
23:13:00 <Bastardly_One> I walk through the rape tunnel a fair bit
23:14:00 <Doodle> yeh
23:14:00 <Doodle> its fun
23:15:00 <Doodle> and your bum will heal eventually
23:15:00 <Doodle> oh wait
23:15:00 <Doodle> the rape tunnel is between your house and the cbd isnt it
23:15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's on scotts pde
23:16:00 <Bastardly_One> or across the road from JB
23:16:00 <Bastardly_One> whichever
23:16:00 <Maurice> https://www.facebook.com/BuzzFeedVideo/videos/1722745671199641/
23:16:00 <Maurice> I feel his pain
23:16:00 <Doodle> doherty & clarks
23:16:00 <Clarkson> click click lazy cunt
23:16:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna say the weeping bridge
23:16:00 <Bastardly_One> but you'd may of gone "what?"
23:16:00 <Doodle> hahaha suffer Maurice
23:16:00 <Doodle> get a skateboard
23:17:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10917310_802294893151435_5803100623636912859_n.jpg?oh=4b538a99ed2846c44bee89a0fa68d5fc&oe=56203CC0
23:17:00 <partay> Maurice i bet you take baby steps
23:17:00 <Doodle> Maurice irl
23:17:00 <Maurice> Me and my youthful looks
23:17:00 <Maurice> I do not take baby steps, but I also don't think its a fucking marathon
23:17:00 <Bastardly_One> taken in Delacombe that pic
23:17:00 <Maurice> STOP RUNNING
23:18:00 <Doodle> haha
23:18:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1017333_539688446078749_1609469779_n.jpg?oh=0ce9f051c17b5e8aad8ff205ec602d5e&oe=565367A3
23:18:00 <Doodle> i do that all the time when i run out to the car
23:18:00 <Maurice> That spongebob is a bit of a rebel
23:18:00 <Doodle> inorite
23:18:00 <Bastardly_One> did you just find the Ballarat memes page or something?
23:19:00 <Doodle> yep
23:19:00 <simba> I run that page
23:19:00 <Doodle> lel
23:19:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a couple of good Delacombe ones
23:20:00 <faux> Dank ballarat memes
23:20:00 <simba> mighty morphin ballarat memes
23:21:00 <Doodle> so relevant
23:21:00 <simba> ^ 2 old
23:21:00 <simba> soz
23:24:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/v/t1.0-9/1044520_536180799762847_1610855329_n.jpg?oh=e60a35a9174f037d10c733b633264686&oe=5610374C
23:25:00 <Bastardly_One> that was true until they made delacombe
23:26:00 <simba> lol
23:26:00 <simba> sebastopolous
23:28:00 <partay> you victorians are cray cray.. not as cray cray as west australians but high on the nut scale
23:29:00 <doctor> yeah we're pretty cray
23:29:00 <doctor> west australians that is
23:29:00 <doctor> i blame the nazi commie lizard people
23:29:00 <Clarkson> that ya dont wanna find in the bitch after 6 days
23:32:00 <munkeynutz> cray cray
23:33:00 <munkeynutz> you back in 2008?
23:33:00 <munkeynutz> do you watch TMZ LIVE?
23:33:00 <munkeynutz> partay..
23:33:00 <fawks> https://www.facebook.com/jordan.hughes.3551/videos/10205425483069254/?permPage=1
23:33:00 <fawks> me irl
23:33:00 <munkeynutz> bai
23:34:00 <munkeynutz> nobody likes to party
23:34:00 <munkeynutz> not in 2015.
23:34:00 <munkeynutz> it's all about sleep ;)
23:34:00 <munkeynutz> FUCK fox ur not getting the bs um
23:34:00 <munkeynutz> hold on
23:34:00 <munkeynutz> adobe bs?
23:35:00 <faux> what
23:35:00 <munkeynutz> apparently heaps of us are getting it and it says update but there's no update lol
23:35:00 <munkeynutz> hold on
23:35:00 <faux> Oh yeah it.updated 4 me
23:35:00 <munkeynutz> did it?
23:35:00 <munkeynutz> how how?
23:35:00 <faux> Automatic updates
23:35:00 <couleurs> UPDaTe THiS 8======D
23:35:00 <munkeynutz> I use Torch browser
23:36:00 <munkeynutz> couleurs i get ps4 stand tomoz woo
23:36:00 <munkeynutz> :P
23:36:00 <munkeynutz> oh
23:36:00 <munkeynutz> i forgot to get tha rat out so she can run amok
23:36:00 <munkeynutz> brb
23:36:00 <couleurs> fkn aweosem xD
23:43:00 <munkeynutz> she dun wana come out yet
23:43:00 <munkeynutz> lolz
23:43:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently there's a seige in Bunbury
23:43:00 <munkeynutz> unless i pick her up
23:43:00 <munkeynutz> srs
23:43:00 <munkeynutz> well
23:44:00 <munkeynutz> b1 uno as well as I do that there is always something going on..
23:44:00 <munkeynutz> my mate dave that was over today
23:44:00 <munkeynutz> cant say much but maybe this guy killed his gf
23:44:00 <munkeynutz> not dave, this guy that lives there
23:44:00 <faux> Can't say much do cept tell u my friend killed his gf
23:45:00 <munkeynutz> Nick Caves kid is dead
23:45:00 <munkeynutz> lolz
23:45:00 <munkeynutz> naw cops were around
23:45:00 <munkeynutz> like csi type ones
23:45:00 <munkeynutz> :S
23:45:00 <partay> good grief
23:46:00 <munkeynutz> finally
23:46:00 <faux> The cops must know ur name hey they're always aroud
23:46:00 <munkeynutz> proves a single figure iq can still press a button and shut down a computer
23:46:00 <munkeynutz> me?
23:46:00 <faux> Ye
23:46:00 <couleurs> Nick Cave more like Nick Cliff HAHAHAHhahaehheEEaEae
23:46:00 <munkeynutz> oh because of my neighbour
23:46:00 <munkeynutz> omigosh
23:46:00 <munkeynutz> fox
23:46:00 <faux> Lol couleurs 2 soon
23:46:00 <munkeynutz> his bs is going to be exposed soon enough
23:47:00 <faux> eXpOsEd
23:47:00 <couleurs> he's cool, who cares about his dumb sons
23:47:00 <munkeynutz> sezz would understand
23:47:00 <faux> ok
23:47:00 <munkeynutz> the state of this guys mind
23:47:00 <couleurs> i thought he only had the 1 model son
23:47:00 <faux> Is she friends with him irl
23:47:00 <munkeynutz> psychology
23:47:00 <faux> lol
23:47:00 <faux> Oh ok I forgot sez was a psychologist
23:47:00 <munkeynutz> fox have you ever met somebody
23:47:00 <faux> no
23:48:00 <munkeynutz> that does something wrong
23:48:00 <faux> oh
23:48:00 <munkeynutz> and then instigates other things
23:48:00 <munkeynutz> so that that first things seems legit
23:48:00 <faux> Idk what u mean
23:48:00 <munkeynutz> because they are that stupid.
23:48:00 <faux> Gimme an exmaple
23:48:00 <munkeynutz> ok
23:48:00 <faux> ex maple syrup
23:48:00 <faux> ok
23:48:00 <munkeynutz> lol
23:49:00 <couleurs> i'm golden ramsy
23:49:00 <munkeynutz> we've been getting a long great
23:49:00 <munkeynutz> I even paid for him to see Jurassic World
23:49:00 <munkeynutz> I thought he was done with his bs
23:49:00 <couleurs> can u pay me 2 c it 2
23:49:00 <munkeynutz> isnt the case
23:49:00 <munkeynutz> so
23:49:00 <munkeynutz> because my landlord that happens to be my mother
23:50:00 <couleurs> PayPal me at [email protected]
23:50:00 <munkeynutz> made it clear that he cannot have a dog here
23:50:00 <munkeynutz> and then his going to the local member of parliament
23:50:00 <munkeynutz> and they didnt want any part of it
23:50:00 <munkeynutz> he's continued to go on and on
23:51:00 <munkeynutz> as in he will call the police when Im inside with headphones on
23:51:00 <munkeynutz> and say that I am running amok out side his place
23:51:00 <munkeynutz> pointncase he contradicts his self
23:51:00 <munkeynutz> without knowing because I havent told him about my ocd n shit
23:52:00 <munkeynutz> I cant say I wouldnt like to go next door right know and fucking choke him till his eyes glaze over.
23:53:00 <munkeynutz> fk forgot i said anything
23:53:00 <munkeynutz> like neone cares.
23:53:00 <faux> Is this all cos of a dog
23:54:00 <Bastardly_One> QUE?
23:55:00 <Osskkaarr> looolllllllllll @ Jamie
23:55:00 <simba> b1 is a legend compared to you Pullcock
23:56:00 <simba> you shitstain on everything you touch
23:56:00 <Osskkaarr> Porjection.
23:56:00 <simba> Porjection.
23:56:00 <Osskkaarr> Projection.
23:56:00 <simba> Projection.
23:57:00 <simba> Porjection.
23:57:00 <couleurs> Porkerection.
23:58:00 <ShadowLurker> hotbeefinjection