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00:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes, it's already 12
00:00 <Clarkson> then thought it was funny when all females came to dance around me and shit
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot the hell
00:00 <Clarkson> im not into sex toys
01:00 <Picard> * partay ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: <Picard> I would suck a dick)    <--- thats a dedicated stalker, mentions me in his quit message
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> SIF clarky!
01:00 <Clarkson> leb slut wannabe emo dog
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
01:00 <Maurice> It's not really stalking
01:00 <Maurice> It's just a comment
01:00 <Picard> yeah its 12, fuck this im off to bed
01:00 <Picard> night cunts
02:00 <thestig> old man
02:00 <Bastardly_One> just go 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> no need to advertise
02:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one cares
02:00 <Dugnuts> sup stig
02:00 <Picard> why dont u die in a fire cun
02:00 <Picard> cunt
02:00 <Dugnuts> stfu Picard
02:00 <Dugnuts> nobody likes you
02:00 <Dugnuts> literally
02:00 <Picard> why do u even come here b1
02:00 <Dugnuts> nobody here likes you
02:00 <Picard> pedo cunt
02:00 <Dugnuts> not a single person
02:00 <Picard> thestig does
02:00 <thestig> hi dugnuts 
03:00 <Dugnuts> does he?
03:00 <Picard> yes
03:00 <Dugnuts> hey man
03:00 <thestig> just waiting for picard to have another heart attack
03:00 <Dugnuts> hows the family?
03:00 <thestig> good good you?
03:00 <Picard> lol adz
03:00 <nate> piccccard my cap`tain
03:00 <Picard> nate lover
03:00 <Dugnuts> well no family here
03:00 <Dugnuts> still looking for a girl
04:00 <Dugnuts> but im ok
04:00 <Dugnuts> saw snow for the first time last weekend
04:00 <Dugnuts> was a lot of fun
05:00 <Dugnuts> chill out lori
05:00 <Dugnuts> not you
05:00 <Dugnuts> someone who doesnt already have spawn
05:00 <Maurice> Uhm
05:00 <Maurice> What
05:00 <Dugnuts> so we can start our own family
05:00 <Dugnuts> oh
05:00 <Maurice> I was meaning because Picard left
05:00 <Dugnuts> ohhhh
05:00 <Dugnuts> i thought it was coz i was looking for a family
05:00 <Maurice> Jesus, how big is your ego that you think I want to fuck you
05:00 <Dugnuts> silly paranoid me
05:00 <Dugnuts> who said anything about fucking
06:00 <thestig> he never said he wanted to fuckk u
07:00 <AvocadoTaco> fuck u
07:00 <Clarkson> you're some sad cunt I banned in here?
08:00 <Dugnuts> how big is your ego that you think i want to fuck you lori?
08:00 <Dugnuts> :P
08:00 <Clarkson> dont sugar coat it, ya puttin fucking lipstick on a fucking corpse
08:00 <Maurice> You say you're looking for a chick, I comment meaning Picard leaving and you tell me to chill out, it's not me. So you're on the hunt for a chick you can hold hands with..
08:00 <AvocadoTaco> bbl inventing makeup for dogs
08:00 <Dugnuts> no
08:00 <Dugnuts> you deadbolted the door
09:00 <Dugnuts> no idea wha tthat was about
09:00 <Maurice> Coz he left, why else would I
09:00 <Maurice> It was a joke, not a dick, don't take it so hard
10:00 <Dugnuts> well now i know
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow
16:00 <Maurice> Can someone go tell my kid it's bedtime
16:00 <Maurice> I dont want to get up
16:00 <faux> Just scream
17:00 <faux>  Is it the cute kid
17:00 <Maurice> Nah, he's long gone
17:00 <Maurice> It's the nerdy oldest one
17:00 <faux> Oh good
17:00 <faux> Then scream away
17:00 <Maurice> But I don't want to wake the other two
17:00 <Maurice> I should ring his mobile
17:00 <faux> Send him a text
17:00 <faux> Lol yes
17:00 <Maurice> Lol
17:00 <Maurice> 'This is your mother, it's bedtime'
17:00 <faux> Lmao
18:00 <faux> That would legit be me as a mum
18:00 <faux> "Also before u go make me tea"
18:00 <faux> "Or you're grounded"
18:00 <Maurice> 'Get me another beer, theres a good lad'
18:00 <Maurice> Ok I just bellowed, lets see if he hears
18:00 <faux> leave a voicemail 
18:00 <Maurice> Oh, here he comes
18:00 <faux>  BRUSH UR TEETH
19:00 <faux> phew
19:00 <Maurice> Wicked, parenting done and I didn't even have to stand up
20:00 <ShadowLurker> couldnt if you wanted to
21:00 <Maurice> I'm gonna roll myself off the couch and go have a smoke
22:00 <faux> Atta girl
29:00 <AvocadoTaco> hello I'm a reporter for the hobo times. can we have a chat?
29:00 <AvocadoTaco> you know it's really unusual to meet a female hobo
44:00 <Doodle> [23:38] <faux> Lol doodle I just listened to all the voice clips I've sent y
44:00 <Doodle> [23:38] <faux> How are we still friends 
44:00 <Doodle> lolol
44:00 <faux> lol
44:00 <faux> The one with u singing is me fave
45:00 <faux> And me ring tone 
45:00 <Doodle> what was i singing
45:00 <Doodle> lolol
45:00 <faux> "you're the one thinggg I can't get enough offff"
45:00 <faux> lmO
45:00 <faux> lmao*
45:00 <Doodle> ahahahaa
46:00 <faux> soso good
46:00 <Doodle> dirty dancing
46:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes - I've Had The Time Of My Life.mp3 (4.39MB 128kbps Stereo 4:47)
46:00 <Maurice> So I tell you something... this could be love because...
46:00 <Doodle> ;)
46:00 <Maurice> Because of your dick
46:00 <Clarkson> dogs are all over that shit
46:00 <faux> Lmaooo
46:00 <Maurice> I hope not
46:00 <faux> God I love clarky
46:00 <Clarkson> yes, he is a faggot
46:00 <faux> wowee
46:00 <Doodle> looool
46:00 <Doodle> Clarkson is a homo
47:00 <Clarkson> a hole up in ur ass
47:00 <faux> Lolll
47:00 <Doodle> :o
47:00 <faux> Clarkson loves doodle tonight
47:00 <Clarkson> i was like fuck.. u ppl dont have shit to do
47:00 <faux> Oh ok
47:00 <Maurice> So, I have around 22 drunkstick ice creams, how many can I eat in one sitting
47:00 <Doodle> ehehe
47:00 <faux> 14
47:00 <Doodle> 17
47:00 <Serenity> 23
47:00 <faux> Is this maths
47:00 <Maurice> LOL Serenity
47:00 <Serenity> :>
47:00 <Doodle> mafs m8
47:00 <Maurice> It's not maths, it's more about how bent I am
47:00 <faux> mafematix
47:00 <Serenity> ive had too much slurpee my brain is melted
47:00 <faux> bend it like beckham
47:00 <Maurice> We should have a group maths.. debate..
48:00 <Doodle> re00www
48:00 <faux> Mm alurpee
48:00 <faux> Slurpee
48:00 <Maurice> Come on guys
48:00 <Maurice> I stole that joke from Kylie Mole
48:00 <Maurice> APPRECIATE IT
48:00 <faux> Is that ur sister 
48:00 <Doodle> she goes she goes
48:00 <Serenity> ha ha ha
48:00 <Doodle> she just goes
48:00 <Maurice> She just goes
48:00 <Doodle> looool
48:00 <Serenity> -- skirmish
48:00 <Maurice> If only I had a record player, I'd be blasting my Kylie Mole record for the neighbours to hear
49:00 <faux> I am an IRC God. My strength and masculinity oozes from my text. Ha ha ha. 
49:00 <Serenity> i how how he e-laughs lol
49:00 <Maurice> And my calves are 30 inches at the ankle end.
49:00 <Serenity> Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
49:00 <Serenity> no.
49:00 <Maurice> He's like The Count
50:00 <faux> I've lost count of how many IRC women I have blessed with my dick. I've even made a few cry.
50:00 <Serenity> we drove past our old house
50:00 <Maurice> Cry due to regret?
50:00 <Serenity> its weird seeing other people living in there
50:00 <faux> Were you like HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH WE HAD SEX ON THAT CARPET
50:00 <Maurice> Go egg them
50:00 <Maurice> LOL
50:00 <Serenity> hahaha
50:00 <Maurice> AND ON EVERY WALL AVAILABLE
51:00 <faux> loll
51:00 <Serenity> i was like HA ive puked in your toilet
51:00 <Serenity> we lived there 5.5 years
51:00 <faux> Sexy 
51:00 <Serenity> so strange
51:00 <Serenity> it was an awful house but i get sentimentally attached to houses
51:00 <Maurice> Thats like when I'd see my last car parked at the corner house
52:00 <Maurice> And I got sad
52:00 <faux> I moved so much from 13-18 we kept upgrading and then my parents were like lol divorce bye bitch 
52:00 <Maurice> Thankfully he's moved away
52:00 <Clarkson> both mad bastards on the piss
52:00 <Maurice> Don't speak about faux parents like that, Clarkson
52:00 <Clarkson> oooo fucking nice
52:00 <Maurice> Recognise
52:00 <faux> lol
52:00 <Serenity> i only lived in 1 house from birth to 16
52:00 <faux> During one move I lost a preschool photo album
52:00 <Maurice> My parents didn't own their own house until the year I turned 16
53:00 <faux> And I had finished school by then
53:00 <Maurice> There were 5 before that
53:00 <faux> I got a call from my high school 
53:00 <Doodle> can you all just shut up and show me your boobs
53:00 <faux> Asking if I had lost an album and I'm like wtf yes
53:00 <Serenity> nope
53:00 <Maurice> Can you see
53:00 <Serenity> ur mate will get upset
53:00 <Doodle> no :(
53:00 <Maurice> Open your eyes
53:00 <Doodle> lol my mate
53:00 <Maurice> They're not that small
53:00 <Serenity> woah thats good faux
53:00 <Maurice> She's fucking nuttier than Fat Bastards shit
53:00 <Clarkson> wear a rubber so i live to fuck another day
53:00 <Doodle> looooooooool
54:00 <Doodle> she is not
54:00 <Doodle> uz r mean
54:00 <Maurice> She really is
54:00 <Maurice> She's so obvious too
54:00 <faux> So I  went in t the office and someone had handed it in because they saw a letter in the album from my high school and r hey wrote me a letter saying we would hate for u to lose something so sentimental 
54:00 <Serenity> i dont even know her
54:00 <faux> So we handed it in
54:00 <faux> Here's my. Number call me etc
54:00 <Maurice> WHOS SEZZ
54:00 <Serenity> but if shes complaining about me nips i dun like her
54:00 <Maurice> WHO IS SHEEEEEEEEEEEE
54:00 <faux> And I rang to thank them 
54:00 <Doodle> god i cant win
54:00 <faux> Faith in humanity restored
54:00 <faux> :')
54:00 <Doodle> the only way i will be able to sleep with a girl you all like is to sleep with one of you
54:00 <Maurice> Now show us the pics, faux
54:00 <Serenity> naw so good
54:00 <Doodle> or all of you
54:00 <faux> Lol
54:00 <Maurice> Whats your point, Doodle?
54:00 <faux> It's in my garage 
54:00 <Serenity> well duh rob
54:00 <Doodle> come over
55:00 <Maurice> Road trip1
55:00 <Maurice> !
55:00 <Doodle> wooo
55:00 <faux> Excuse me
55:00 <faux> U don't even like her
55:00 <faux> Lol
55:00 <Doodle> who
55:00 <faux> whoever ur saying we don't like
55:00 <Maurice> Lol
55:00 <Doodle> lmao
55:00 <Maurice> Coz she's batshit
55:00 <faux> Ns
55:00 <Doodle> she's really not
55:00 <Doodle> she is just protective of me
55:00 <Maurice> Then she's really good at faking it
56:00 <Maurice> Do you need protection?
56:00 <Doodle> i might
56:00 <Maurice> I mean, we'd go easy on you..
56:00 <Maurice> The first time anyways
56:00 <Doodle> ehehe
56:00 <faux> She's currently sharpening her knives whilst under hypnotherapy trying 2 remember directions 2 doodles abode
56:00 <Serenity> shes gonna cut my fucking nopples off
56:00 <Clarkson> [14:14:18] i am not, i'm fucking lovely
56:00 <Serenity> nopples LOL
56:00 <Maurice> Lol nopples
56:00 <Dugnuts> wait
56:00 <faux> ok were talking about 2 diff peoole
56:00 <faux> lmao
56:00 <faux> Awkies
56:00 <Dugnuts> a girl is coming to Doodle?
56:00 <Maurice> I dunno if we are
56:00 <Dugnuts> lucky bastard
56:00 <Doodle> yes
56:00 <Clarkson> simpsons cunts made it
56:00 <faux> We are sez just pmd me
56:00 <Doodle> no Dugnuts
56:00 <Maurice> Oh
56:00 <Dugnuts> man
56:00 <Maurice> Who do you mean
56:00 <Maurice> IS IT ME
56:00 <Dugnuts> record
56:00 <Dugnuts> DO IT
57:00 <Serenity> its not the other nut bar
57:00 <Doodle> what
57:00 <Dugnuts> earn moneys
57:00 <Doodle> i'm so confused
57:00 <Dugnuts> people will pay for ugly 3somes
57:00 <Dugnuts> :P
57:00 <Dugnuts> and i doubt it will be ugly
57:00 <Dugnuts> so good moneys!
57:00 <Maurice> I'll pay for no 3somes, but I'll damn well watch
57:00 <faux> What are you on about dugnuts
57:00 <Dugnuts> pay to watch
57:00 <Serenity> ITS OK ROB
57:00 <Serenity> HEAD FOR HOT TITS
57:00 <Doodle> LOL
57:00 <Serenity> I UNDERSTAND
57:00 <Doodle> i will
57:00 <Dugnuts> Doodle said 2 girls
57:00 <Doodle> <3
57:00 <faux> Yeah he meant maurice n ya mum
58:00 <Maurice> Hang on
58:00 <Maurice> I don't wanna be sharing with a mum
58:00 <faux> Look I don't know ok
58:00 <faux> You are a mum
58:00 <Maurice> Myself excluded
58:00 <Serenity> so if i went over to UN and started flirting with rob
58:00 <Serenity> that wouldnt go down well hey
58:00 <Maurice> Nothing would go down right now coz it's dead
58:00 <ShadowLurker> you might go down well
59:00 <Maurice> Lol
59:00 <Serenity> i cant do that then rob might never get tits again
59:00 <Serenity> and then he'll be stuck with us and be resentful
59:00 <Doodle> :(
59:00 <Serenity> and burn out houses down
59:00 <Doodle> oh
59:00 <Doodle> well
59:00 <Serenity> ..
59:00 <Doodle> thats not so bad
59:00 <faux> lol
59:00 <Maurice> I'll give him my boobs
59:00 <Clarkson> internet connection is shit here but
59:00 <Maurice> Not like I'm doing anything with them
59:00 <Serenity> ive had way too much sugar
59:00 <Serenity> fuck
59:00 <Doodle> omg yes pls Maurice
59:00 <faux> I'm imagining her with a compass and a map trekking her way to ballarat 2 figure out who sez is
59:00 <Doodle> dangle them in me gob
59:00 <Maurice> Smothercation
00:00 <Serenity> LOL
00:00 <Serenity> WHO IS SHE!!!
00:00 <Serenity> *sharpens claws*
00:00 <faux> lmao
00:00 <Doodle> i'm so lost rn
00:00 <faux> No you're not
00:00 <Doodle> i am
00:00 <Maurice> I have to urinate
00:00 <Doodle> really
00:00 <Serenity> we're making fun of ur gf ok
00:00 <Doodle> i dont have a gf ok
00:00 <faux> What are you lost about
00:00 <ShadowLurker> hes got a gf
00:00 <faux> God maurice
00:00 <faux> Lmao
00:00 <Serenity> do so Mr. Hot tits
00:00 <Doodle> my gf is my hand
00:00 <Clarkson> that shit sticks
00:00 <faux> Lmaoo
00:00 <Maurice> (23:00:45) (Doodle): my gf is my hand
00:00 <Maurice> (23:00:46) (Clarkson): that shit sticks
00:00 <Clarkson> your nights wank has been cancelled
00:00 <Maurice> Lol
00:00 <Doodle> lolol
00:00 <Serenity> ahahah
00:00 <faux> Clarkson makes me choke every time I'm drinking 
01:00 <Clarkson> I bake shit like everyday
01:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOOOLLLLL
01:00 <Maurice> Dont cancel my wank Clarkson
01:00 <Clarkson> except for the shit ones
01:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl
01:00 <Maurice> Well yeah, cancel those
01:00 <Dugnuts> noooo
01:00 <faux> Oo brb me lover is on teh phoneski
01:00 <Dugnuts> i need my wank
01:00 <Clarkson> nuns have sex with priests
01:00 <Maurice> Save me 3 minutes of wasted time
01:00 <Dugnuts> its friday and im single
01:00 <Serenity> HELLO FAUX LOVER
01:00 <Dugnuts> what would i do without it?
01:00 <Doodle> i wish i could find that video of rik mayall
01:00 <Serenity> im sorry for your loss Dugnuts
01:00 <Doodle> dancing with his hand
01:00 <Dugnuts> *sniff*
02:00 <ShadowLurker> dont sniff
02:00 <Dugnuts> too late
02:00 <Dugnuts> it happened
02:00 <ShadowLurker> youl smell the cheap liquor and bad morals
02:00 <Dugnuts> what are you gonna do about it
02:00 <Serenity> eg ShadowLurker's sweat
02:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
02:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh that
02:00 <Dugnuts> i think thats my own
02:00 <Dugnuts> so doesnt matter
04:00 <Serenity> might be me
06:00 <Dugnuts> well, im in my own place
06:00 <Dugnuts> smells like jacks and bad fish and chips
06:00 <Dugnuts> well
06:00 <Dugnuts> bad fish
06:00 <Dugnuts> the chips were good
06:00 <Serenity> oh man we had the best fish and chips tonight
06:00 <Dugnuts> i went to this place coz people at work recommended it
06:00 <Dugnuts> the fish was AWFUL
06:00 <Dugnuts> chips awesome
06:00 <Dugnuts> so you know
06:00 <Dugnuts> hard to judge
09:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.facebook.com/famousmagazine/videos/10153516099898086/
10:00 <Maurice> faux
12:00 <Dugnuts> woooooooooooo
12:00 <Dugnuts> so
12:00 <Dugnuts> lets do it
13:00 <faux> Yo maurice 
13:00 <faux> Soz was on the phone
13:00 <Maurice> You seem like the teeny bopper kind, is The Duff worth watching
13:00 <faux> Excuse me
13:00 <ShadowLurker> faux
13:00 <faux> grandma
13:00 <ShadowLurker> another vod for ya
13:00 <faux> Yah it was ok
13:00 <ShadowLurker> vid
13:00 <faux> Nothing spesh
13:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.facebook.com/djmorphius.mty/videos/842256402477585/
14:00 <Maurice> You're like, 30, you don't get to call me grandma
14:00 <faux> omgosh 
14:00 <faux> 27 tyvm
14:00 <Maurice> Pretty much 30
14:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaha
14:00 <faux> Stop that
14:00 <ShadowLurker> tbh she did say LIKE
14:00 <faux> !!!
14:00 <Dugnuts> hey grandma
14:00 <Dugnuts> pffft
14:00 <Dugnuts> im 32
14:00 <Doodle> SEZZ
14:00 <Dugnuts> maurice is still grandma
14:00 <ShadowLurker> FAUX watch the damn vid
14:00 <faux> Lmao that video 
14:00 <ShadowLurker> gees
14:00 <faux> I DID
14:00 <ShadowLurker> how swag is that cunt
14:00 <Clarkson> nah man im fine with gays
14:00 <Maurice> Dugnuts, I'm glad you replied to the comment directed at you
15:00 <Maurice> Oh wait..
15:00 <faux> Do ya balls hang lowwww
15:00 <Doodle> me & my gf
15:00 <Doodle> https://youtu.be/JxaKNBER6rU?t=1h21m11s
15:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bottom Live 5 - Weapons Grade Y-Fronts Tour Views: 271,726 Uploader: 70mphTV Uploaded: Mar 25, 2013 Duration: 93m16s Rating: 4.81
16:00 <Maurice> Lollll Doodle
16:00 <Maurice> Well shit in my grandmothers mouth
16:00 <faux> Well shit in my grandmothers mo7th
16:00 <faux> Lowloaleolaosloelzol
16:00 <Doodle> heh
16:00 <Doodle> best
21:00 <Serenity> DOODLES
21:00 <Doodle> watch the fucking video
22:00 <Doodle> i mean hi
22:00 <Serenity> COME NATASHA
22:00 <Serenity> LETS DANCE
22:00 <Doodle> LOL
22:00 <ShadowLurker> do ya balls hang low do they wobble to and frow
22:00 <Serenity> well shit in my grandmothers mouth
22:00 <Clarkson> yes a rotten penis 
22:00 <Serenity> AHAHAHAH
22:00 <Doodle> olawd
22:00 <Dugnuts> can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow
22:00 <Dugnuts> can you throw them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier
22:00 <Dugnuts> do your balls
22:00 <Dugnuts> hang
22:00 <Dugnuts> low
23:00 <ShadowLurker> ^5
23:00 <Doodle> paulie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbRPENFOiN0
23:00 <Serenity> faster than posh spice slaps on the fake tan
23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: rik mayall bottom do your balls hang low? Views: 14,406 Uploader: Lord Flashheart Uploaded: Jul 9, 2014 Duration: 2m55s Rating: 4.63
23:00 <Serenity> ruddy hell
23:00 <Serenity> thats fast!
25:00 <Doodle> take it east sinitta, we've got alll night
25:00 <Doodle> *easy
25:00 <ShadowLurker> do ya get a funny feeling when they hang from the ceiling
25:00 <Doodle> god that clip reminds me of living with my alco ex gf
25:00 <Doodle> and putting her to bed
26:00 <Loof> so many guys in porn i've seen lately losing their boners half way through, gorgeous women too
26:00 <Loof> fucking softcocks
26:00 <Doodle> bitch fell asleep in the bottom of the shower with her fat ass over the drain
26:00 <Doodle> flooded the bedroom
26:00 <Serenity> ROFLLLLLLLL
26:00 <Serenity> are you being serious
26:00 <Doodle> yep
26:00 <Doodle> at 3am
26:00 <Serenity> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahah
26:00 <Serenity> what a winner
26:00 <Doodle> i had to clean it up and go to work the next day
26:00 <Doodle> she was passed out for it all
26:00 <Serenity> what a cunt
26:00 <Clarkson> 'i hate rasicm but fuck those smelly indian cunts'
26:00 <Serenity> i cant see why yhou left her at all
26:00 <Doodle> lol
27:00 <Serenity> clarky not cool dude
27:00 <Clarkson> heroin is shit
27:00 <Doodle> in her defence
27:00 <Doodle> she did have MASSIVE tits
27:00 <Serenity> hahah
27:00 <Serenity> GREAT BIG WOBBLERS
27:00 <ShadowLurker> they probably blocked the frain too
27:00 <Doodle> thats about all tho
27:00 <Doodle> hahaha
27:00 <ShadowLurker> FRAIN
27:00 <Doodle> a great big enormous golden bozo
27:00 <Loof> god you've got great tits flo
27:00 <Doodle> looool
27:00 <Serenity> one of the 7 wonders of the world
28:00 <Loof> lol
28:00 <Doodle> aiight
28:00 <Doodle> bedtime for me luvrs
29:00 <Doodle> ninis o////
29:00 <Serenity> night night sugar tits
29:00 <Clarkson> its wrong to eat your cum panda
29:00 <Loof> night lol
29:00 <Serenity> im going to go de hair myself
30:00 <faux> Watching a movie called 7 minutes
30:00 <Loof> whens this fucken windows 10 coming out
30:00 <Loof> 11 days
30:00 <Loof> woopie
56:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Loof
58:00 <faux> Loof have u heard of Google earth
03:00 <Osskkaarr> what's that?
03:00 <Osskkaarr> Isit new?
03:00 <BlackDevil> i never heard of it
04:00 <faux> Lol I'm only asking cos of something he said on another server
04:00 <Osskkaarr> Even crackheads like BlackShit dont know.
04:00 <faux> It's a serious q
04:00 <faux> I wasn't taking the piss
04:00 <Serenity> groogle earf
05:00 <Osskkaarr> yeah it's alright
05:00 <Osskkaarr> you don't have to explain to me.
06:00 <faux> Mmks
06:00 <amsy> bb x
06:00 <Serenity> every time i cough or laugh it feels/sounds like chunks of my lungs are coming up
06:00 <faux> Hi bb x
07:00 <Loof> HD^AVERAGE^AT^WOW eats out of bins
07:00 <HD^AVERAGE^WOW> Have u faggots seriously not got a lyf yet
07:00 <HD^AVERAGE^WOW> U pigs
07:00 <Serenity> is that semon
08:00 <faux> One of the seagulls 
08:00 <Dugnuts> and you turn up at 2am on a saturday morning
08:00 <amsy> lol
08:00 <Dugnuts> what kind of life do you have asshole?
08:00 <amsy> seagulls
08:00 <faux> Who come online 2 check on other irc users
08:00 <Loof> dunno but he is usually banned
08:00 <faux> Yes seagulls ignore them and they go away
08:00 <Loof> within minutes
08:00 <HD^AVERAGE^WOW> Im not goin away tho
09:00 <Loof> isn't it mentalson
09:00 <Loof> dunno
09:00 <faux> loof answer me q
09:00 <Serenity> its ok guise im here to tell u ur losers at 2am
09:00 <Serenity> but i not a loser k
09:00 <faux> Lol
09:00 <HD^AVERAGE^WOW> Yes you are
10:00 <faux> He set a timee
10:00 <faux> Timer
10:00 <Serenity> clearly he cant detect sarcasm either
10:00 <HD^AVERAGE^WOW> Yeah
10:00 <HD^AVERAGE^WOW> A timer lol
10:00 <Loof> lucky he is here to tell us we're losers, or how else would we ever know?
10:00 <Serenity> i know loof
10:00 <Serenity> we're so lucky
10:00 <Loof> yes
10:00 <HD^AVERAGE^WOW> Yes
11:00 <Serenity> what a cock clown
11:00 <faux> Lool
12:00 <faux> Like  plivent and mayo last night
12:00 <faux> Joined together at 3am to join ash's channel and abuse everyone who was asleep
12:00 <faux> Big men
12:00 <Osskkaarr> they are deadset crackheads.
12:00 <faux> I woke up to 800 highlights
12:00 <amsy> agreed
12:00 <Serenity> wow fauxs thats so gay rofl
13:00 <Serenity> and plivent was ranting at me for being gutless lo
13:00 <Serenity> lol
13:00 <faux> I wonder if they call each other to join irc n get crazy
13:00 <Osskkaarr> they think it's funny to make fun of people who have been raped
13:00 <faux> Sad cunts
13:00 <Clarkson> no sex for Maurice make her angry woman
13:00 <Serenity> well plivent said the other night he was gonna call mayo to come on and post my ids pics
13:00 <Serenity> kids*
13:00 <Osskkaarr> Makes me sick!
13:00 <Serenity> im like did you just say that out loud.. like.. really
13:00 <amsy> bum chums
13:00 <faux> Bad
14:00 <faux> My boob hurts 
14:00 <faux> Me left one
14:00 <Serenity> and heres screwss
14:00 <faux> Sharp pain on the side
14:00 <amsy> want me to kiss it better?
14:00 <faux> Is that even a q
14:00 <amsy> lollll
14:00 <faux> lmao
15:00 <amsy> 1.5h away from home
15:00 <faux> I want to smash Craigs head in
15:00 <amsy> eeeek
15:00 <amsy> lol
15:00 <amsy> forgets everything
15:00 <Dugnuts> violence is not teh answer
15:00 <faux> Christina r u there 
15:00 <faux> 9 hours later 
15:00 <faux> I forgot
15:00 <amsy> lolllll
15:00 <faux> WHY NOT JUST SAY
15:00 <amsy> me irl
15:00 <faux> WHAT IT IS
15:00 <faux> Ffa
16:00 <faux> Lmao yes
16:00 <Dugnuts> ...
16:00 <faux> I wanna smash u sometimes
16:00 <amsy> :')
16:00 <Dugnuts> it took 9 hours for you to respond?
16:00 <Dugnuts> then thats your fucking fault
16:00 <faux> ..
16:00 <amsy> no
16:00 <faux> Hyperbole
16:00 <faux> Look it up
16:00 <Dugnuts> i know what it is
16:00 <faux> So literal lol
16:00 <faux> OMGOSH DID IT TAKE U EXACTLY 9 HOURS
17:00 <Dugnuts> if you want to use hyperbole, get better at it
17:00 <faux> Lol what 
17:00 <Dugnuts> i didnt expect exactly
17:00 <Dugnuts> jesus christ
17:00 <Dugnuts> but if it was around that long
17:00 <faux> How can u get better at exaggeration 
17:00 <Dugnuts> what do you expect
17:00 <faux> Please enlighten me oh wise one
17:00 <Dugnuts> its a text based environment, you cant rely on the usual physical cues for communication, hence you need more words
17:00 <faux> Lmao
17:00 <Dugnuts> more words
18:00 <faux> Anyway
18:00 <Serenity> am i the only person in the world who can pick up communication cues throug text?
18:00 <Dj^CriKeY> here's an example of an hyperpole. "today i mixed gatorade powder with water. im a chemical engineer!!!"
18:00 <faux> No ur not special ok
18:00 <amsy> fuck 
18:00 <Clarkson> gillard is a lesbo
18:00 <Serenity> shut ur face you c word
18:00 <faux> u
18:00 <amsy> i always wish tht dugnuts would stop typing
19:00 <Dugnuts> nope, thats an example of bullshit
19:00 <faux> Lmao
19:00 <faux> Also hyperpole
19:00 <Serenity> khyperboll
19:00 <faux> Eehe
19:00 <faux> When terrorists blow things out of proportion 
19:00 <faux> Or up
20:00 <faux> Khyperboll
20:00 <Serenity> hahah
20:00 <faux> Omg do u actually know terrorists don't be dumb
20:00 <faux> --- dugnuts
20:00 <Serenity> Ha Ha Ha
20:00 <Dugnuts> awww
20:00 <Dugnuts> did i make you feel like you didnt know what you were talking about?
20:00 <Dugnuts> wah wah
20:00 <faux> I didn't actually say that don't make fake logs 
21:00 <Dj^CriKeY> here's another example of a hyperbole, "today i got a kiss from mum. all the girls love me! im a chick magnet!"
21:00 <Dugnuts> thats not hyperbole
21:00 <faux> I know exactly what I was talking about.. so did amsy the person i was conversing with. Don't be lame cos you felt left out
21:00 <Dugnuts> thats blowing something out of proportion
21:00 <Serenity> um eh chuck megnit
21:00 <Dugnuts> hyperbole is exaggerating an example to make a point
21:00 <faux> --- NZer
21:00 <faux> HENCE THE 9 FUCKING HOURS
21:00 <Serenity> eheee
21:00 <faux> U CUM GUZZLING SHIT HEAD
21:00 <faux> STOP TYPING 
22:00 <faux> FOR TEH LOVE OF GOD BURN YOUR KEYBOARD
22:00 <Dugnuts> how were we supposed to know it wasnt real?
22:00 <faux> Ty 
22:00 <Serenity> even i knew what was going on
22:00 <Serenity> and she wasnt talking to me
22:00 <faux> fuck man
22:00 <Clarkson> i seen his wank vid
22:00 <faux> Lmao
22:00 <faux> This is so dumb
22:00 <faux> Shut the fuck up 
22:00 <Dugnuts> yes you are
22:00 <Dj^CriKeY> if dugnuts is the smooth player he claims to be then he surely knows that girls love to use hyperboles 
22:00 <Dj^CriKeY> "im literally dying!"
22:00 <Serenity> who the fuck is this donkey bucket
22:00 <Dj^CriKeY> "oh no gotta dial 000"
22:00 <Dugnuts> urg literally
23:00 <faux> I love how this cunt and token try to call people out and they're both ridiculously daft and literal 
23:00 <faux> Lol xm 
23:00 <Serenity> oh
23:00 <Serenity> its xm
23:00 <Serenity> sorry
23:00 <Serenity> i dont mind token, hes just a professional shit stirrer
23:00 <Clarkson> now im a hard cunt
23:00 <Dj^CriKeY> Serenity, you broke my heart
23:00 <Dj^CriKeY> -- hyperbole
24:00 <Serenity> im sorry xm :(
24:00 <Serenity> i thought you were trolling lol
24:00 <Dj^CriKeY> i am
24:00 <Serenity> yeah but xm trolling isnt like.. shads spec trolling
24:00 <amsy> lol
25:00 <faux> token is a retard lol
25:00 <faux> UR UNI IS FAEK
25:00 <faux> That conversation was so dumb 
25:00 <Dj^CriKeY> is beehhh perm banned here now
25:00 <amsy> also i think taco stopped taking some form of medication
25:00 <faux> Agreed
25:00 <faux> Morphed into a utter retard
26:00 <faux> a utter 
26:00 <faux> --- theriddler
26:00 <amsy> lmao
26:00 <faux> a apple
26:00 <faux> lol
26:00 <faux> He's adorba
26:00 <amsy> kills me
26:00 <faux> S
26:00 <faux> Did u see his valentines pressie 4 me
26:00 <faux> He made in paint
26:00 <amsy> yes
26:00 <amsy> lol
26:00 <faux> lmao
26:00 <amsy> <3
26:00 <faux> So cute
27:00 <faux> xm replicated it 4 me bday
27:00 <amsy> lollllll
27:00 <amsy> i saw that too
27:00 <faux> lmao
27:00 <faux> It was perfect in 
27:00 <faux> Perfection 
27:00 <faux> The font and everything 
27:00 <amsy> xm has stalker brain
27:00 <faux> His memory is insane
28:00 <faux> Love how we're talking about him like he isn't here
28:00 <faux> He'll remember something  I told him in like 1934 at 1045 pm 
28:00 <xm> i need a website and put these quotes up as testimonials
28:00 <faux> You weren't even born in 1934
28:00 <faux> --- dugnuts
28:00 <xm> 'his memory is insane' 'top bloke' 
28:00 <Dugnuts> sigh
28:00 <xm> lol
28:00 <faux> Hahahaha
28:00 <Dugnuts> i was gonna say back when you were sheltering from the blitz
29:00 <Dugnuts> your example just made you look like you were at fault
29:00 <Dugnuts> thats all
29:00 <Dugnuts> nm
29:00 <faux> ll
29:00 <faux> Lol
29:00 <amsy> lmao
29:00 <amsy> xm
30:00 <amsy> 'stalker brain' --- amsy, 2015 
30:00 <faux> lollll
30:00 <faux> My go to guy 4 irc memories
30:00 <faux> *thumbz up*
30:00 <faux> Need a quote from 1829?
30:00 <faux> Call xm
31:00 <amsy> xm
31:00 <amsy> send me sum dimmies
31:00 <Loof> i'm about to undergo a massive personality change i should warn you people
31:00 <amsy> a nice one i hope
31:00 <faux> So a normal Saturday then
31:00 <Loof> they changing my meds
31:00 <Serenity> looooool
31:00 <faux> Cheers 4 teh heads up
31:00 <Loof> back to the one that actually works
31:00 <Serenity> night guys
31:00 <faux> Nini
31:00 <Loof> i went off it because of weight gain originally
31:00 <xm> i havent had dimmies for a while
32:00 <xm> i think im overdue
32:00 <Loof> back on the respiridone
32:00 <Loof> i'll just manage my diet this time
32:00 <Loof> and exericise
32:00 <Loof> last time on this stuff i put on 60kg :(
32:00 <Loof> but it works
32:00 <amsy> wow thats a lot 
32:00 <faux> We'd rather u fat and sane
32:00 <amsy> its fucked how meds can do that shit
32:00 <Loof> yeah
33:00 <amsy> agreed bb
33:00 <Loof> i know and i've only just lost it all
33:00 <Loof> oh well
33:00 <faux> Does it make u wanna eat moee
33:00 <faux> Like how does it make u gain the weight 
33:00 <Loof> least i wont be paranoid any more
33:00 <Loof> schizo sucks ass
33:00 <Clarkson> you bastards stole our weather
34:00 <faux> Idk if I'm on ignore or if he's just not responding but I want 2 bash loof rn for not answering any of my qs
35:00 <Loof> the overwhelming feeling of stranger danger
35:00 <Loof> that makes public transport or leaving the house hell
35:00 <faux> Anywho gN
35:00 <faux> bye bb :*
35:00 <faux> xm :*
36:00 <amsy> nin bb ilytm
36:00 <amsy> :*
36:00 <faux> nine inch nails bb
36:00 <amsy> gN
36:00 <amsy> lol
36:00 <xm> nitey
36:00 <faux> Switchen 2 whatsapp
36:00 <Loof> starting to feel the old drowsiness and hunger feeling coming on already
37:00 <Loof> i'll just drink shitloads of coffee instead of constantly eating
37:00 <Loof> only had the injection yesterday
40:00 <Loof> god sony phones rule
41:00 <Loof> i'm loving the xperia
41:00 <Loof> RIP Loof's S5
43:00 <Loof> ps4 dualshock controller connects directly to the xperia to play android games or streamplay from the ps4 from anywhere in the house :D
44:00 <Loof> plus it's fully waterproof
44:00 <Loof> sick speakers
45:00 <Loof> camera does realistic color unlike samsung and you can record 4K video
46:00 <Loof> and it's more square and modern look like the iphones unlike the outdated looking curved edges on samsung galaxies
49:00 <Loof> realistic color: http://i.imgur.com/8pszx46.jpg
54:00 <amsy> is he yours?
55:00 <Loof> yeah
55:00 <amsy> hes very cute
55:00 <Loof> ty :)
55:00 <amsy> :)
56:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck he's big now
56:00 <Clarkson> spartan fuck ching
57:00 <amsy> that is usually the way of things b1
58:00 <Loof> it kills b1 i have a kid
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah totally *rolls my eyes*
06:00 <faux> Ok kate
12:00 <amsy> lmao
12:00 <^pHANTOM^> whats funny?
13:00 <amsy> faux
13:00 <^pHANTOM^> ah
13:00 <faux> Duh
14:00 <faux> :P
14:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
14:00 <faux> K bye
14:00 <^pHANTOM^> you off?
14:00 <faux> Yeah like a Jewish foreskin
14:00 <faux> Actuallt going to sleep this time
14:00 <^pHANTOM^> hahahahaha
14:00 <faux> Ninis :')
14:00 <^pHANTOM^> ni ni
01:00 <Osskkaarr> Looolllllllllllll @ Bastardly_One
02:00 <Osskkaarr> Just sayin m8.
08:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
08:00 <Osskkaarr> Say what ?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> nevermind ... I cbf'ed
09:00 <Osskkaarr> Alright.
05:00 <SlyOne> cls
39:00 <faux>  Pllp
39:00 <faux> Morning nikkybix
41:00 <Nikky`> Morning my lovely one
41:00 <bushpig> morning baby
42:00 <Nikky`> I was waiting since Mon for a sleep in..thank god for weekends
44:00 <Osskkaarr> bushpig == plivent
44:00 <lumeah2> Ahh 
47:00 <MrMark> boo
49:00 <lumeah2> Hoo
50:00 <bushpig> hi MrMark
50:00 <bushpig> Nikky` how are you today?
50:00 <bushpig> are you having a great day?
51:00 <Nikky`> I'm good and since ive only been awake for a smidge..so far so good
52:00 <bushpig> thats great when did you wake up?
53:00 <Nikky`> around 10ish
03:00 <bushpig> hey pollock you there man?
04:00 <bushpig> was ingham cut or uncut?
13:00 <Osskkaarr> You seem pretty cut.. didnt your mum change ya nappy this morning?
16:00 <lumeah2> Lol must not have 
16:00 <faux> You're absolutely pathetic plivent. The shit you think is funny is mindblowingly retarded. grow up 
16:00 <Clarkson> swing your boobs over this way ya'll
17:00 <faux> a genuine retard
20:00 <bushpig> what is not funny?
20:00 <bushpig> sorry faux i havn't cracked any jokes here today
43:00 <AvocadoTaco> heh
43:00 <AvocadoTaco> someone used the snow in my lac to assist in an armed robbery
44:00 <AvocadoTaco> some dumbass anyway, they're gunna get caught man
45:00 <bushpig> fucking shut up u dumb cunt
45:00 <Clarkson> haha some cunt is tryin to hack my analog ph
46:00 <AvocadoTaco> hey I see a bushpig
46:00 <bushpig> u got serious mental issues
46:00 <bushpig> if you are a cop come and arrest me now cunt
46:00 <bushpig> i have 300 pills on me
46:00 <bushpig> and a qp of weed
46:00 <bushpig> come cunt
47:00 <AvocadoTaco> ok whats ur address?
47:00 <bushpig> you are the cop come and find me idiot
47:00 <AvocadoTaco> ...
47:00 <AvocadoTaco> nah
48:00 <bushpig> ddidnt think so dickhead
48:00 <AvocadoTaco> kool story
49:00 <bushpig> fucking retarded gimp
49:00 <Osskkaarr> Jerome/esuterik/plivent/bushpig
49:00 <AvocadoTaco> sorry that I don't believe you've ever had at least $3k
49:00 <AvocadoTaco> you're just an average telstra worker
50:00 <bushpig> lol telstra worker?
50:00 <bushpig> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
50:00 <AvocadoTaco> loooooooooooooooooooooool
51:00 <AvocadoTaco> #deyterkerrjerbs
51:00 <bushpig> come arrest me taco
51:00 <bushpig> come
51:00 <bushpig> bring all the cops
51:00 <Osskkaarr> Bronite Beach
51:00 <AvocadoTaco> *bronte
51:00 <bushpig> my gf got a lot of ice on her too
51:00 <bushpig> u cops love ice
51:00 <bushpig> come get it
52:00 <AvocadoTaco> yes but we have a solvent arriving today to make it melt
52:00 <bushpig> lol
52:00 <bushpig> u will die here
52:00 <bushpig> along with the losers
52:00 <AvocadoTaco> us losers, that you evade bans, just to tell us we're losers
52:00 <AvocadoTaco> whos the biggest loser?
53:00 <bushpig> hahahahahahahahaha
53:00 <bushpig> taco
53:00 <bushpig> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL please son
54:00 <AvocadoTaco> you're akin to the AA recruiters who go into pubs and call everyone alcoholics, and wonder why you get bashed
54:00 <bushpig> i love alcohol
54:00 <bushpig> im drinking right now man
54:00 <bushpig> should come for a beer with your cop mates
55:00 <AvocadoTaco> have you ever felt there is a power higher than you?
55:00 <AvocadoTaco> r u powerless over alcohol?
56:00 <AvocadoTaco> i sentence you to 12 months church attendance because you're a witch!
56:00 <bushpig> lol
56:00 <bushpig> dude you are pathetic
57:00 <bushpig> go back to eftnet and your gay server
57:00 <bushpig> hahaha you created a hope of taking over austnet LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
57:00 <AvocadoTaco> who wants to take it over?
57:00 <AvocadoTaco> I just don't want you there
58:00 <AvocadoTaco> I'd rather talk to beehhh
58:00 <bushpig> then go talk to him
58:00 <AvocadoTaco> he isn't online :(
58:00 <bushpig> im sure everyone else feels the same about you taco
58:00 <bushpig> i dont want to be on your shit server nobody does maybe b1 the pedo does lol
59:00 <AvocadoTaco> oh
59:00 <AvocadoTaco> then why did you evade k-lines?
59:00 <bushpig> 1 person an old 50 year old pedo
59:00 <bushpig> k-lines?
59:00 <bushpig> man you are paranoid
59:00 <AvocadoTaco> cyberghost vpn is pretty povo man
59:00 <bushpig> you banned me once i never came back
59:00 <Osskkaarr> haha
59:00 <bushpig> after the lori webster ownage
59:00 <Osskkaarr> It's a free VPN
59:00 <AvocadoTaco> dude I had 200 odd bans just to match you
59:00 <AvocadoTaco> and you still kept on evading
00:00 <AvocadoTaco> r u balding from the stress?
01:00 <AvocadoTaco> Osskkaarr, banning every cyberghost router is actually pretty easy. Takes about 2 minutes, but its annoying. Although I'm not sure BlackDevil ever figured out how.
17:00 <AvocadoTaco> hi dugnuts
17:00 <AvocadoTaco> what are your views on the ark of the covenant?
30:00 <Dugnuts> dont open your eyes
45:00 <Serenity> god... saturday morning and they're at it already
45:00 <Serenity> this is just beyond sad
47:00 <Doodle> ITS AFTERNOON SARAH
47:00 <Serenity> is not shut up
47:00 <faux> Noooo Jules bianchi
47:00 <faux> :-(
48:00 <Serenity> wot
48:00 <Doodle> f1 driver who crashed last year
49:00 <Doodle> he's been in a coma since, he died
49:00 <Serenity> oh
49:00 <Serenity> thats shit
49:00 <faux> He was gorgeous 
49:00 <faux> I feel shallow ad dumb for saying that but I didn't really know him other than seeing him on teevs n shit and drooling
49:00 <faux> lol
49:00 <Clarkson> saw was shit
49:00 <faux> But yes RIP
50:00 <faux> All I've been seeing in the news lately is death after death it's bad
51:00 <Doodle> thats what sells
51:00 <milk> sea shells by the sea shore?
52:00 <faux> Uh I watched the most annoying movie thus morning 
52:00 <faux> I'm still furious about its ending 
52:00 <MrMark> what movie
53:00 <faux> 7 minutes
53:00 <milk> watch run lola run
55:00 <faux> I'm about to watch the longest ride 
55:00 <faux> And probably cry my eyeballs out
56:00 <MrMark> jesus h christ
57:00 <faux> Yes son
01:00 <MrMark> jesus h christ on a bicycle
06:00 <Serenity> i dont watch the news faux
06:00 <Serenity> or let the kids watch
06:00 <Serenity> its depressing
07:00 <faux> Oh neither do I but I get articles thrown in my face on fb mostly 
07:00 <faux> I don't seek teh news tbh fuck that it makes me cry 
07:00 <Serenity> i know it sounds dumb to hide from it but honestly theres so much bad stuff i dont need to seenit on tv too
07:00 <faux> Nah its not dumb 
08:00 <faux> I used to think it was silly being oblivious and my uncle used to tell me to stop watching it and I was lik pffft
08:00 <faux> But then I did and I was lik phew
08:00 <Serenity> it contributes ti anxiety
08:00 <faux> bad
08:00 <Serenity> and i dont let the kids watch
09:00 <faux> Yea they don't need to be subjected to utter shit and negativity so young
09:00 <Serenity> theyre kids. im gonna shelter them from the shit world long as I can
09:00 <Clarkson> she was looking at lesbian porn lol
09:00 <faux> Good
09:00 <faux> I would lick my kids in a cage 
09:00 <faux> uh.
09:00 <faux> Lock
09:00 <faux> fuck
10:00 <Clarkson> when you do web cam sex
10:00 <faux> glad picard isn't here
10:00 <faux> Lmao clarky 
10:00 <Clarkson> sure, it can get you shit but you're still a hopeless cunt if you dont work on yourself
10:00 <faux> LOL
10:00 <faux> Is that how u get shit clarky.. Web cam sex?
10:00 <Clarkson> just smarten the fuck up
10:00 <faux> ok
10:00 <faux> Gosh
10:00 <faux> Bloody ruthless cunt
12:00 <Serenity> lolll
12:00 <Serenity> clarky rules
12:00 <Clarkson> well upi make threats cunt u get put in the doghouse they see your helly kitty tattoo
18:00 <faux> Uh
18:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/UDAN6A4
18:00 <faux> How is it possible to look that good pregnant 
18:00 <faux> Lol
18:00 <faux> Rofl some girl commented "wtf I looked like a swollen sausage when I was pregnant"
19:00 <simba> Digital Manipulation
19:00 <simba> look at her face it looks CGI
21:00 <faux>  It's not she's in a group I'm in she's prob used a filter or something but she's boss at makeup
21:00 <faux> Loll @ it's not digital manipulation it's at filter
21:00 <faux> Shut up
21:00 <faux> U know what i mean
22:00 <Dugnuts> heh manipulating with her digits
22:00 <faux> I still think she's gorgeous 
22:00 <Dugnuts> heh
22:00 <faux> ffffff every time my neighbour goes out for a smoke it wafts into my window
22:00 <faux> And I want to die
22:00 <faux> erkh 
31:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11737932_661133601679_2533170097502119080_n.jpg?oh=ee5af45082f81c2c563b5b28a00bcafc&oe=5614CCB3&__gda__=1444919788_cb5b88b83d7519770d2dd0182dc3b7da
31:00 <MrMark> its saturday!!!!!party time!!!!!
41:00 <doctor> party time with Jimmy Beam or Johnny Walker?
41:00 <MrMark> music!!!
42:00 <MrMark> both
42:00 <MrMark> doctor.............Smirnoff......Jimmy and Johnnie
43:00 <doctor> should be glorious - send my regards
43:00 <MrMark> what u up to doctor?
44:00 <doctor> Ahh not much today. Going through a few cups of coffee to try getting my guts moving along
44:00 <MrMark> coffeeee!!!
44:00 <MrMark> drink boooze!!
45:00 <doctor> can't :( one day though i'll catch up with the old crew again
45:00 <MrMark> dammit
45:00 <TheRon> go cats
45:00 <MrMark> meow
46:00 <MrMark> purrrrrrrrrrr
49:00 <Serenity> faux i have a friend like that she just looks amazing pregnant
55:00 <ShadowLurker> whats the story
55:00 <faux> Lol I'm only 30 mins into this movie and already sobbing
55:00 <ShadowLurker> MORNING GLORY
55:00 <MrMark> oasis
56:00 <faux> Wow
56:00 <MrMark> ShadowLurker has so much energy
56:00 <ShadowLurker> i do
57:00 <MrMark> u do
58:00 <ShadowLurker> doesnt matter, had sex
58:00 <Clarkson> Ops only fucking act apon things when its in their own defence otherwise they simply aint here
00:00 <Serenity> too right clarky fucken ops
00:00 <Clarkson> when gay men decided that it was their right to have access to other peoples children, i wondered why
00:00 <MrMark> its saturday!!!!!party time!!!!!
04:00 <TheRon> don't look back in anger i heard you say
08:00 <TheRon> ruby ruby ruby ruby!
12:00 <MrMark> oasis!!!
13:00 <MrMark> Kylie Minogue makes me blow my load
15:00 <TheRon> i'm mr brightside
24:00 <faux> Clarky
24:00 <Clarkson> andi will stove your fucking gay head in
24:00 <faux> wow
25:00 <faux> fuckin knife ya clarky
25:00 <Clarkson> beehhh do u hate cum
25:00 <TheRon> i think all they said was hi
25:00 <faux> Lol simba 100%
25:00 <faux> Clarkson how much do u love uncle gus
25:00 <Clarkson> hrm, about chris? me sending an sms about him if it is ANYTHING other than beint related to the bottle of stuff then no, cos theres no reson for me to mention that cockhead
25:00 <faux> Ok
25:00 <simba> faux 100%
25:00 <faux> Now answer the question clarky
25:00 <Clarkson> then im like what the fuck did i say dtf for!
26:00 <faux> Excuse me
26:00 <faux> I do not type like pieter
26:00 <faux> tyvm 
26:00 <simba> 4:1)
26:00 <MrMark> music TheRon!
26:00 <nate> pieter junior
27:00 <nate> WAAAH
27:00 <faux> gross
27:00 <cita> faux: Well, I read an interview of some prisoners the other day. Some use a knife because it's cheap. Skin criminals use a knife to get inside their victims. Skin criminals are the lowest in the status hierarchy of prisoners. The highest are those who use a gun for utility purposes.
27:00 <faux> ty
27:00 <faux> I will look into it
27:00 <nate> dna test
28:00 <nate> pieter type match
28:00 <TheRon> wonderwall?
28:00 <nate> bEep BEep
28:00 <cita> faux: To be honest, once one of them asked, "I don't know why they don't try sex". I laughed, none of the others did. You know, for Klein, skin criminals get into it because they desire sadistic penetration of their mother's body.... do you reckon Klein's right?
28:00 <milk> I saw the sign, it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign
28:00 <faux> I have absolutely no fucking idea what you are saying soz
29:00 <faux> mamacita
29:00 <faux> Calvin klein
29:00 <TheRon> can we get rid of all the mexicans?
29:00 <faux> What mexicans
29:00 <faux> Victorians? 
30:00 <milk> south of the border
31:00 <TheRon> just something mr garrison said on south park
32:00 <TheRon> mr hat is a real racist son of a bitch
34:00 <milk> he's a realist
39:00 <TheRon> i predict a riot
41:00 <TheRon> pepe le pew
51:00 <StrykerX> Hiiii pong
55:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiiiiiiiii
17:00 <faux> .
17:00 <faux> stupidest thing I've ever read
20:00 <TheRon> don't wanna be your monkey wrench
20:00 <ShadowLurker> hi cunts
21:00 <ShadowLurker> i see the retard renegades are in full force today
21:00 <TheRon> retired?
24:00 <ShadowLurker> yo clarky
24:00 <Clarkson> yes he is dead cunt
24:00 <ShadowLurker> whos dead clarky
24:00 <Clarkson> [08:40:33] doctor: i cant believe that retard has been on so many years here
25:00 <faux> Agreed
25:00 <faux> Retards everywhere 
25:00 <doctor> wait a minute, that doesn't sound like me
26:00 <faux> I think someone was addressing u
26:00 <Serenity> no someone bwas saying it to you
26:00 <faux> bwas
26:00 <doctor> oh, yeah i've been here for a few years
26:00 <Serenity> faux plz come sweep me floors
27:00 <steven_> hey AvocadoTaco
27:00 <faux> No i just cleaned my own place
27:00 <faux> U can smd
27:00 <Serenity> eff
27:00 <faux> I'm watching the longest ride
27:00 <faux> And crying uncontrollably 
27:00 <Serenity> im thinking about going to bunnings
27:00 <faux> Also why is pliv/mayo messaging me saying "leb"
27:00 <TheRon> for a sausage?
27:00 <faux> Do they think I've forgotteb
28:00 <Serenity>  ahah
28:00 <Serenity> just incase
28:00 <faux> I wake up every morning saying OMGOSH WHAT NATIONALITY AM I QUICK PLS REMIND ME
28:00 <faux> I better jump on austnet 
28:00 <faux> RIGHT CLARKSON 
28:00 <Clarkson> Matthew, fuck off
28:00 <faux> .
28:00 <Serenity> faux clarky
28:00 <doctor> they are the lonesome loser crowd
28:00 <Clarkson> Definitely making shit up.
28:00 <faux> I am not Matthew clarkson 
28:00 <Clarkson> Adonis you sexy beast
28:00 <Serenity> hahah
28:00 <faux> Loll
28:00 <TheRon> i got a goanna albumn does that make me aboriginal?
29:00 <faux> yes
29:00 <doctor> we're all aboriginals to mother erf
29:00 <faux> Unna dat muvva erf
29:00 <Serenity> i wish aliens would come
29:00 <faux> ok taco
29:00 <British^Meat> lol
29:00 <Serenity> plz
29:00 <doctor> they can come and take it
29:00 <faux> All he does is tall about aliebs
30:00 <faux> Lmao
30:00 <faux> Aliens
30:00 <Serenity> oh lol
30:00 <faux> Alienlebs
30:00 <Serenity> ive never noticed
30:00 <doctor> did violent outbreaks towards muslims break out today?
30:00 <faux> why
30:00 <doctor> some hillbilly bogan rally happening in a few states
30:00 <faux> What ended up happening with that seige in bunbury
30:00 <Serenity> i think reclaim australia is protesting today
30:00 <Serenity> johm safran is reporting it on fb
31:00 <faux> I saw a video and laughed for about 6 hours
31:00 <doctor> the nut let the hostages go
31:00 <Serenity> they shot him with bean bag bullets
31:00 <doctor> then the cops shot him with a bean bag
31:00 <faux> Lmao
31:00 <faux> Why would u hold hostages in the most open space ever 
31:00 <Serenity> i was born there -_-
31:00 <faux> How ineffective 
31:00 <Serenity> its near the flood gates
31:00 <Serenity> if he blew them up.. rhe whole town is fucked
31:00 <Serenity> lol
31:00 <doctor> he apparently escaped the crazy hospice recently
31:00 <faux> Graylands
31:00 <doctor> yeah
31:00 <faux> Ya i read that
31:00 <Serenity> 12 months ago
32:00 <faux> How many hostages did he have 
32:00 <Serenity> 1.
32:00 <faux> I saw 1
32:00 <Serenity> LOL
32:00 <faux> Lmaaaao
32:00 <faux> I love him
32:00 <faux> What a guy 
32:00 <Serenity> he looks like b1
32:00 <doctor> just wanted his 15 minutes of fame
32:00 <faux> Did he actually have explosives 
32:00 <Serenity> they didnt aay
32:00 <Serenity> say
32:00 <doctor> doubt it
32:00 <faux> Lol had a party popper
32:00 <ShadowLurker> probably more tatp
32:00 <faux> Why didn't they shoot him 10 hours earlier and get it over with
33:00 <ShadowLurker> that place is full of chemists
33:00 <Serenity> they made the poor hostage strip down to his undies at like 6am when he was set free
33:00 <ShadowLurker> making ice and explosives
33:00 <doctor> http://www.watoday.com.au/victoria/reclaim-australia-no-room-for-racism-rally-in-melbourne-20150718-gif6oa
34:00 <Serenity> down near those flood gates is where that dudr had that tatp stuff
34:00 <faux> Also all crazies look like b1
34:00 <Serenity> that they shut pwrth down for while they were transporting it
34:00 <faux> What's a tatp
34:00 <Serenity> an explosive
34:00 <Serenity> highly volatile
35:00 <ShadowLurker> very big boom
35:00 <ShadowLurker> 100g would take down a house
35:00 <TheRon> where's the kaboom, there was supposed to an earth shattering kaboom
35:00 <doctor> we aint allowed no tnt no more
35:00 <Serenity> a teaspoon of it blew up the kids old play equipment lol. not that we had any..
35:00 <faux> Ok let's stop discussing it
36:00 <faux> Youll give the crazies some ideas
36:00 <Serenity> not tnt
36:00 <Serenity> tatp
36:00 <Serenity> haha faux
36:00 <TheRon> acdc
36:00 <doctor> who made who? who made you?
36:00 <faux> fuck mark and anton are so annoying when they're together 
36:00 <faux> I wanna smash both their heads together 
37:00 <Serenity> yep
37:00 <Serenity> antons just annoyinh no mattet who hes with
37:00 <faux> mattet
37:00 <faux> He's ok with me we can converse normally
37:00 <faux> But as soon as mark jumps in
37:00 <faux> It becomes retard hour
37:00 <Clarkson> where'd mileys boobs go
37:00 <faux> Same with mark
38:00 <Serenity> literally anything i see him say on fb makes me want to punch kittens
38:00 <faux> He's normal til anton speaks 
38:00 <faux> lmao
38:00 <faux> I have no idea what they're on about on my photo
38:00 <faux> Or how feminism relates to that pic
38:00 <faux> Anton has been OBSESSED with feminism and feminazis lately
38:00 <faux> It's all he posts on fb
38:00 <TheRon> the darkness - growing on me
40:00 <MrMark> 80s mussssic!!!!
43:00 <TheRon> regurgitator - !
45:00 <doctor> has he joined the MRA?
45:00 <TheRon> NRA"
48:00 <TheRon> i made vegie and ham hock soup
55:00 <TheRon> stevie motlop you are a star
12:00 <TheRon> cats win
15:00 <MrMark> im  soz
19:00 <TheRon> running round town robbiing banks all whacked on the scooby snacks
22:00 <Doodle> oops
22:00 <Doodle> missed it
22:00 <TheRon> no smokes for you
24:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11705186_1283343995012654_6374114169546993004_n.jpg?oh=61a90daa2b7a72805416167acd093e66&oe=56153F9B
30:00 <TheRon> MrMark: girls just wanna have fun
31:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Weird Al - Girls Just Want To Have Lunch.mp3 (3.22MB 160kbps Joint Stereo 2:48)
35:00 <TheRon> damn i wish i was your lover
36:00 <TheRon> the cats won
38:00 <Doodle> [16:35] <TheRon> damn i wish i was your lover
38:00 <Doodle> ty
38:00 <TheRon> doodle do you have a coiple of breakky bongs to kick off the day?
38:00 <Doodle> nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh god bless ya
00:00 <MrMark> sexxxx
00:00 <TheRon> runaway train, never going back
15:00 <TheRon> Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
27:00 <TheRon> the first cut is the deepest
30:00 <invizzi> devils cut
31:00 <TheRon> half cut?
31:00 <stebie> hihi
31:00 <faux> DICKSTORM CUPCAKE DEMON YES
32:00 <invizzi> i wish twitter didnt exist
37:00 <Serenity> SHIT A PINEAPLLE
38:00 <Serenity> SHIT A PINEAPPLE
38:00 <invizzi> eat a pinapple
44:00 <faux> Lmao
44:00 <TheRon> shove a pineapple paris hilton style
45:00 <invizzi> my monitor is fucked, after about 5 minutes i feel like my eyes have melted
51:00 <Serenity> covered in woof dust
51:00 <faux> woof 
51:00 <TheRon> mamm mia here i go again
54:00 <Serenity> rofl wood
54:00 <TheRon> hands touching hands, reaching out, touching me touching you
55:00 <TheRon> sweet caroline, good times never seemed so good
55:00 <Serenity> my poor neighbours
55:00 <Serenity> i so cant sing
57:00 <TheRon> here comes the rain again......
57:00 <doctor> TheRon when are you going to get out there and swoon over that woman you deserve so very much?
58:00 <TheRon> i use the "honk honk" technique when picking up women
59:00 <doctor> yeah i'm sure you don't
59:00 <TheRon> curb crawling
00:00 <TheRon> cheaper than a night out at the clubs
00:00 <invizzi> girls scowl at me when i drive down the street
00:00 <milk> I thought you meant grabbing her tits and screaming "honk honk"
00:00 <TheRon> i've done that, you get slapped
01:00 <invizzi> what about if you grab their bum and say honk honk?
01:00 <TheRon> not so bad
04:00 <TheRon> wake me up before you go go......
07:00 <TheRon> thank you for the music
11:00 <TheRon> the winner takes it all....
17:00 <TheRon> waterloo, i was dfested you won the wart
17:00 <invizzi> does anyone have a 1440p+ monitor?
18:00 <TheRon> no
20:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Heoa-AI42bA
20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Rookie of the Year trailer Views: 393,363 Uploader: pbiasizzo Uploaded: Dec 30, 2008 Duration: 2m14s Rating: 4.63
21:00 <TheRon> knowing me knowing you
23:00 <TheRon> it's the best i can do
24:00 <TheRon> the cats won simba
25:00 <TheRon> and just to piss off Bastardly_One, phil walsh
25:00 <faux> dragons tonight bitch
25:00 <Clarkson> I think Joe Hockey chats on Austnet.  Which one of you bastards is Joe Hockey?  For him to think poor people don't drive cars he must be chatting to B1 and Panda. 
25:00 <faux> ok
25:00 <faux> johock
26:00 <TheRon> storm last night faux
26:00 <faux> Did they win
26:00 <faux> I have not checked
26:00 <TheRon> oh did they win?
26:00 <faux> ..
26:00 <TheRon> they shit it in
26:00 <faux> They did what
26:00 <TheRon> won easily
26:00 <faux> Oh
26:00 <faux> Woop
26:00 <simba> there was a storm and it won
26:00 <faux> I tipped them
27:00 <TheRon> honey i'm still free take a chance on me
27:00 <faux> lol
27:00 <faux> Good 1 gus
27:00 <TheRon> thanks
31:00 <doctor> sugar, yes plz, wont u come and put it down on me
32:00 <doctor> i'm no longer comfortable with myself
33:00 <TheRon> i/m holing out for a hero
34:00 <TheRon> i'm holding out for a hero
35:00 <TheRon> this soup is the best jerry, the best
36:00 <TheRon> is soup a meal?\
42:00 <TheRon> so when you're near me darling, can't you hear me SOS
46:00 <TheRon> dear god!
48:00 <TheRon> see that girl, watch that scene, diggin the dancing queen
51:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> lets alll meet upppp
51:00 <TheRon> in the year 2000
52:00 <TheRon> won't it be strange when we're all fully grown
52:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yessss
55:00 <TheRon> she came from greece she had a thirst for knowledge.........
58:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
58:00 <Bastardly_One> that ICC game at the G is half empty
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that might be an exageration but it's not full either
59:00 <TheRon> lumeah i want to sleep with common people, i want to sleep with common people like you
59:00 <Lumeah> Yeah? Ta
00:00 <Lumeah> Doesn't mean u will tho.  But thx
00:00 <TheRon> i aim to please
00:00 <Lumeah> U better 
00:00 <TheRon> no pressure then
01:00 <Lumeah> Ok. 
09:00 <faux> Oh gus I thought u had higher standards than that
10:00 <TheRon> i guess not
10:00 <faux> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you clearly don't know anyone from this city
11:00 <TheRon> a roots a root
11:00 <Bastardly_One> there is no standards
12:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
13:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u are all bots
13:00 <TheRon> bot bots
14:00 <TheRon> definately getting some cashew chicken tomorrow
15:00 <faux> hi nikkybits
15:00 <Nikky`> fauxy :o)
16:00 <faux> How's it
16:00 <Nikky`> Its good and you?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Clarkson is the only not bot here
17:00 <Clarkson> they don't have enough anus control to know if they're just going to straight out shit
18:00 <faux> I'm ok ty
18:00 <faux> woah longie 
18:00 <TheRon> thats what she said
19:00 <Longie> woah woah
20:00 <faux> Omgosh
20:00 <faux> Ur actuallt here
20:00 <faux> What on earth 
21:00 <Longie> i might be
21:00 <faux> oh
21:00 <Longie> you never know!
21:00 <faux> How u beans
21:00 <Longie> you might just wish i was here that hard that youre imagining me
22:00 <Longie> ive been good, though im sick as fuck at the moment. how about you?
22:00 <TheRon> baked?
22:00 <faux> Wow ego
22:00 <Clarkson> 2015 formula 1 rolex australian grand prix breasts
22:00 <faux> I'm sick 2
22:00 <Longie> orright
22:00 <faux> I been pooping liquid al day woot
22:00 <Longie> awesome, milkshakes for all
22:00 <Bastardly_One> have you seen that irc group on FB Dan that has pics of that party you were at?
22:00 <faux> about 2 watch the dragons game in 10
22:00 <Longie> im going to help with this flu/cold/whatever the fuck it is and go out fo ra smoke, i'll be back
22:00 <Longie> hey b1
22:00 <faux> Okies
22:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone looks so different except Crimson Seraph
22:00 <Longie> bnah i dont check facebook often enough
23:00 <Longie> i check it less often than i call my mum. which is like once every 6 months
23:00 <Longie> good ol mark
23:00 <Longie> anyway brb
23:00 <Bastardly_One> brb = cuinmoreyrs
23:00 <faux> yet I get 400 notifications from u a day cos of ur criminal case addiction 
24:00 <faux> I turned off game notifications n I still get em idk how
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that was meant to be c u in 5 more years
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah good luck turning notifications off ... as you just said ... you'll still get them
25:00 <faux> .
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but on everything
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I heard a good conspiracy as to why those games were put on FB in the first place
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and it kind of makes sense 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but meh 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs actually payed to go to this game on the telly?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking snore fest
35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
39:00 <simba> paid*
39:00 <simba> lol r u jealous
44:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh uh
44:00 <Bastardly_One> are you watching it 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> the pace is soooooooooooooooooo slow
45:00 <faux> payed
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that's like arguing jail and gaol
46:00 <British^Meat> splayed
47:00 <simba> no it isnt
47:00 <Nikky`> paid
48:00 <British^Meat> Urban Dictionary: Payed
48:00 <British^Meat> www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Payed
48:00 <British^Meat> Payed. Often used by people who have no grasp of the English language. The correct spelling is "Paid", which is of course the past tense of the word "Pay".
48:00 <simba> are you trying to say australians say payed?
48:00 <simba> retarded
48:00 <simba> the first half of a friendly is slow paced wtf????
48:00 <simba> ------- an idiot
49:00 <simba> ----- who wants 2 whine about shit and is 55 y/o
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it's an ICC match not a friendly
49:00 <ooomp> --- yesterday's chat network
50:00 <simba> lolll
50:00 <simba> whats ICC? a made up pre season tourney?
50:00 <simba> its a friendly u idiet
52:00 <simba> /topic welcome 2 YCN ur ops: ooomp, ChanOP
52:00 <ooomp> Lies
53:00 <simba>  卐
53:00 <ooomp> :o
54:00 <simba> im brinin nazis back (ya) - justin jewslayer
55:00 <British^Meat> no
57:00 <ooomp> That's just a failed joke
58:00 <simba> uhhh its a real song
58:00 <simba> dont u know n ething about the Music Industry
58:00 <simba> like dudes like b1
58:00 <ooomp> simba, no.
01:00 <simba> well he can teach u
02:00 <fawks> pastes urban dictionary definition
02:00 <ooomp> I don't want to
03:00 <simba> British^Meat is busy practicing his tech now
04:00 <simba> getting ready 4 me
06:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]>  卐
09:00 <ooomp> Have I missed something
09:00 <ooomp> Is it Nazi appreciation week
12:00 <Picard> cunts
12:00 <ooomp> Picard
13:00 <Picard> ooomp
13:00 <ooomp> Try to last more than a minute
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what his wife says
14:00 <Picard> at least she says yes to start with Bastardly_One i dont have to rape her like you did your last fuck
15:00 <ooomp> You're assuming Bastardly_One could get it up
17:00 <Picard> oppps yeah
24:00 <Picard> shut down, just like that
25:00 <Serenity> wow seriously
26:00 <Serenity> cant we go one night without this crap
26:00 <Clarkson> fuck you cunts still going
26:00 <Serenity> they are clarkson
26:00 <Clarkson> she couldnt get her clit up
26:00 <Serenity> oh.
26:00 <Picard> well tell the cunt who started it to leave me the fuck alone and i wont need to retaliate
26:00 <ShadowLurker> just block your hole
26:00 <Serenity> oh grow up. HE STARTED IT
26:00 <ooomp> Would you have us talk about sunshine and lollipops Serenity?
27:00 <Serenity> who cares bkth of yoy are idiots
27:00 <Picard> if he wasnt obsessed with my 
27:00 <Picard> me*
27:00 <ShadowLurker> talk about boobs n butts
27:00 <Clarkson> foreskins are good stops you not having a wank
27:00 <Doodle> uh
27:00 <Serenity> i dont care what u fucking talk about ooomp but im fucken tired of those two calling each other pedos n rapists
27:00 <Serenity> they are both fuck heads
27:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong has large foreskin
27:00 <Doodle> i like lollipops
27:00 <ooomp> I can't argue with that
27:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ppl call pong trunpet
27:00 <Lumeah> Stops  u not? 
28:00 <Lumeah> Ok... 
28:00 <Doodle> sezz
28:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]>  卐
28:00 <Serenity> roodle
28:00 <ooomp> What flavour Doodle
28:00 <Doodle> which one is the pedo and which one is the rapist?
28:00 <Picard> lol Doodle
28:00 <Serenity> their left and rights rob
28:00 <Doodle> sugar flavour ooomp
28:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who in here wants to kisssssss
28:00 <Doodle> :/
28:00 <Picard> no thanks [[[[[pong]]]]]
28:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> y
28:00 <Doodle> [[[[[pong]]]]] [[[[[pongs]]]]]
29:00 <ShadowLurker> cock flavoured lollipop
29:00 <Clarkson> you've got a recurring nightmare now ya sleeze cunt
29:00 <Doodle> D:
29:00 <Doodle> no thxc
29:00 <Doodle> -c
29:00 <Serenity> owned
30:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> #cunts unable to join channel (need correct key)
30:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> * You were kicked from #pooland by AustNet (channel used for abuse [[email protected]])
30:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> -
30:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]>  卐
30:00 <Doodle> :/
30:00 <ooomp> I wish pong was removed from here too
30:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> y
31:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> what pong do to u
31:00 <Doodle> air freshener ooomp
31:00 <ooomp> It's not what did to me. It's what you do period.
31:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong was here b4 u
31:00 <ooomp> Glen29 Doodle
31:00 <ooomp> Err Glen20
31:00 <Doodle> is that stronger than glen20
31:00 <Doodle> oh
31:00 <Doodle> kekeke
31:00 <ooomp> Lol
32:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> sometimes grandma puts the hose on pong
32:00 <ooomp> Glen29, for all the times you need that little bit extra..
32:00 <Doodle> glen20 says it kills germs but i sprayed my nephew with it and he is fine
32:00 <ShadowLurker> cos u didnt put the lotion on its skin
33:00 <Bastardly_One> there was worse than pong "back in the day"
33:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Missy Elliott & Jay-Z-Back in the Day.mp3 (11.28MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 12:19)
34:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
34:00 <Bastardly_One> have you got a shit song for everything?
34:00 <Clarkson> 98% fucking peanuts
34:00 <ooomp> Never gonna give you up Doodle
34:00 <Doodle> yup
34:00 <Bastardly_One> don't answer that it was rhetorical
34:00 <Bastardly_One> too late
34:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up.mp3 (3.29MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:35)
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <Doodle> iunno why this song cops so much shit
35:00 <ooomp> :D
35:00 <Doodle> its gr8
35:00 <Clarkson> i am a neo nazi im proud
35:00 <Bastardly_One> on another subject
35:00 <Bastardly_One> it's so cold my turd actually steamed before
35:00 <Doodle> :/
35:00 <Doodle> dude
35:00 <Bastardly_One> just thought everyone had to know
35:00 <Doodle> no
35:00 <ooomp> Ew
36:00 <ooomp> I can't unsee those words
37:00 <Bastardly_One> My job is done then
38:00 <Doodle> so
38:00 <Doodle> just rammed my knee into a doorway
38:00 <Doodle> that was fun
39:00 <ooomp> Apologise to the doorway please
39:00 <Doodle> never
39:00 <Doodle> i was trying not to stand on my asshole cat
40:00 <Clarkson> Mr_ducati suck me cock
40:00 <ooomp> Bad enough it has to be there, you hitting it makes it worse
40:00 <Doodle> while feeding him food that he turned his nose up at anyway
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I suspected he had something to do with it 
40:00 <Doodle> good fucking times
40:00 <ooomp> Your cat has taste Doodle
40:00 <Doodle> dont even
40:00 <ooomp> Stop trying to feed it crap
40:00 <Clarkson> like a fat cunt
40:00 <Doodle> he is a fucking shit
41:00 <ooomp> Poor pussy wants some love and attention and you don't even like him
41:00 <Clarkson> Hey pop-d0g remember that time you shut the fuck up?
41:00 <ooomp> Keeping him warm tonight? -3 in 'rat
41:00 <Doodle> no i am going to stick him in a bucket of water and put him on the roof
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it's getting close to that already I think 
41:00 <ooomp> :o
42:00 <Bastardly_One> any room away from the heater I see my breath in 
42:00 <Doodle> turn up heater
42:00 <Doodle> i'm sitting here in my jocks with all the internal doors open
42:00 <Doodle> except the spare room
42:00 <Doodle> cos thats not allowed
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well where do I live?
42:00 <Doodle> there are.. things
42:00 <Doodle> about 6km from me
42:00 <ooomp> Sex dungeon?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> all the houses are added on rooms to rooms on this hill
42:00 <Doodle> oh
43:00 <Doodle> miners cottage
43:00 <Doodle> maybe ooomp
43:00 <Doodle> wanna see
43:00 <ooomp> Already have
43:00 <Doodle> shh dont tell them
43:00 <ooomp> That black dot in the corner.. It's a web cam
43:00 <Doodle> oh 
43:00 <Doodle> shit
43:00 <Doodle> so you saw the.. ?
43:00 <ooomp> I've seen it all
43:00 <Doodle> and the...?
43:00 <ooomp> Every.single.thing.
43:00 <Doodle> D:
44:00 <Doodle> did it turn you on
44:00 <ooomp> Stop touching yourself now
44:00 <Doodle> aw
44:00 <ooomp> Don't pick your nose Doodle
44:00 <ooomp> Get a tissue
44:00 <Doodle> why, my fingers are free
45:00 <ooomp> Still
45:00 <Doodle> nobody ever died from picking their nose
45:00 <ooomp> Well
45:00 <Doodle> unless you were edward scissorhands
46:00 <Doodle> or freddy krueger
46:00 <ooomp> If you picked it too much, it might bleed
46:00 <Doodle> yeah but blood noses wont kill you
46:00 <Doodle> i've had jillions
46:00 <Doodle> and i am alive
47:00 <Doodle> the other guys though..
47:00 <ooomp> Jillions?
47:00 <Doodle> ok maybe not jillions
47:00 <ooomp> That doesn't sound right
48:00 <Doodle> a few
48:00 <Doodle> ok
48:00 <ooomp> Digging yourself a hole here 
50:00 <ooomp> Doodle, there was already one in there
50:00 <ooomp> Well, 3 actually
50:00 <Doodle> :o
50:00 <Doodle> rude
51:00 <ooomp> Multiple angles are needed
51:00 <Doodle> eheheheh
51:00 <Doodle> of me sleeping?
51:00 <ooomp> Yes
51:00 <ooomp> I call it sleep porn
51:00 <Doodle> thats not creepy at all
51:00 <ooomp> Sells on the market for $5/one night sleep
52:00 <Doodle> lol the watch a middle aged man sleep market?
52:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who in here has a large micing bowl?
52:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> mixing
52:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
52:00 <Clarkson> Thoth I've got more pork in pussy than you will ever get.
53:00 <Doodle> do you have a large mixing bowl?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not even 2 degrees
53:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> no
53:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> do u
53:00 <Doodle> if i gave one to you
53:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yes
53:00 <Doodle> would you fill it up with water 
53:00 <Doodle> and stick your head in it
53:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> other things
53:00 <Doodle> use a bucket
53:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd mix bodily refuse in it
53:00 <ooomp> Nothing wrong with middle aged men
53:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> never must use a mixing bowl
54:00 <Doodle> lol ooomp
54:00 <ooomp> Would you agree Skirmish?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> surely you can't forget
54:00 <Doodle> you sure about that
54:00 <Skirmish> ooomp: Depends on what you're talking about. 
54:00 <Doodle> sex]
54:00 <Doodle> with me
54:00 <ooomp> Doodle thinks middle aged men can't have sex
55:00 <Doodle> lol no i dont
55:00 <Doodle> thats just me
55:00 <Skirmish> Doodle must be heaps good at sex. He had this guy poodleman keep coming over even after he fell out of a plane. That's some good sex. 
55:00 <Doodle> lol stfu
55:00 <Skirmish> :D
55:00 <ooomp> This is a story I've missed
56:00 <Skirmish> I guess when you're in this channel and you think of the likes of Picard as representing middle aged men I can understand why people would find the concept repulsive. 
56:00 <Doodle> lol he is referring to a closet gay friend of mine
56:00 <Doodle> who thinks he is a woman
56:00 <ooomp> I see your point
56:00 <ooomp> Does he dress like a woman?
56:00 <Doodle> he has
56:00 <invizzi> wow i can play xboxone on my pc now
56:00 <ooomp> Passable?
56:00 <Doodle> fuck no
56:00 <Doodle> lmao
57:00 <ooomp> Fair enough
57:00 <ooomp> But if you were blind drunk, then?
57:00 <Doodle> not as passable as Skirmish would be
57:00 <Doodle> nope not even then ooomp
58:00 <Skirmish> It makes me uncomfortable knowing that you have thought of me as a woman Doodle. 
58:00 <Skirmish> ... and aroused. 
58:00 <Doodle> i have since day 1 lady
58:00 <ooomp> Get a room
58:00 <Doodle> i have a house
59:00 <ooomp> True
00:00 <ooomp> But could you live in it after spending a night with a dressed up Skirmish?
00:00 <Doodle> sure
01:00 <Doodle> i've done worse in it
01:00 <ooomp> Do tell
01:00 <Doodle> lol no
01:00 <Doodle> ITS A SECRET
01:00 <AvocadoTaco> cunts fucked aye
02:00 <AvocadoTaco> what's this then slut
02:00 <Clarkson> pictard don't you have chicks wanting you to check their ass out ?
02:00 <Doodle> he's probably watching masterchef or some shit
03:00 <Doodle> whacking off to the men
03:00 <ooomp> Fine Doodle
03:00 <Doodle> fine what
04:00 <ooomp> Exactly
04:00 <Doodle> :\
05:00 <Doodle> 4 Skirmish
05:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11696007_810818749032933_8303388706326087480_n.jpg?oh=831f5cb4deea6dfcb78d214c9b82188f&oe=56210086
05:00 <Doodle> u could b snow white
06:00 <AvocadoTaco> https://youtu.be/zzBX5QfEvLo
06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: ABC Black Comedy: Tiddas "Can't even act!" Views: 262,009 Uploader: ABC Indigenous Uploaded: Dec 11, 2014 Duration: 1m38s Rating: 4.90
10:00 <ShadowLurker> doodle has shit stained undies
10:00 <Doodle> i most certainly do not
10:00 <Doodle> ShadowLurker has a shit stained tongue
10:00 <Clarkson> like dylan called me an anorexic bitch cause we had an arguement and i just wanted to cry infront of the fridge, then last night for no reason I grabbed water and wanted to cry
11:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
11:00 <Doodle> was that mel
11:00 <ShadowLurker> ofc
11:00 <Doodle> good grief
11:00 <Serenity> yerp
11:00 <Doodle> Clarkson are you a jew
11:00 <Clarkson> i thought u loved dick
11:00 <Doodle> :/
12:00 <Serenity> olllolklklkl bkllkb loh
12:00 <ShadowLurker> he does Clarkson
12:00 <Clarkson> knifebunny has several used condoms hanging out his ass
12:00 <Doodle> olawd
12:00 <Doodle> lol
12:00 <Serenity> jebus
12:00 <Doodle> hahaha
12:00 <Doodle> he is like Daniel but 200% better and not shit 
12:00 <Clarkson> [23:23:28] someting that doesnt make you sound like a faggot
12:00 <Serenity> lol
12:00 <Doodle> and he thinks i am gay
12:00 <Doodle> obv
13:00 <doctor> is knifebunny still alive?
13:00 <Doodle> no he died from tss
13:00 <Doodle> from the condoms
13:00 <doctor> :(
13:00 <Doodle> rip
13:00 <doctor> rip in pieces
13:00 <Serenity> loll
13:00 <Serenity> lori has him on fv
13:00 <Serenity> fb
13:00 <Doodle> facevook
13:00 <Serenity> fb.
13:00 <faux> ehaueh
14:00 <Doodle> hai fauxypoos
14:00 <Serenity> eadusc
14:00 <faux> I been watching the footy with French commentary 
14:00 <Doodle> i played back myself singing today
14:00 <ShadowLurker> *03:36:49 AM* <Druidess> knifebunny has several used condoms hanging out his ass
14:00 <Doodle> from whatsapp
14:00 <faux> Lmao
14:00 <faux> Did u jizz
14:00 <Doodle> a bit
14:00 <ShadowLurker> would you two just bang already
14:00 <faux> I hear it every time my phone rings
14:00 <ShadowLurker> 4srs
14:00 <faux> U
14:00 <Doodle> looool
15:00 <Skirmish> lol the little people. 
15:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Wizard of Oz - Ding Dong The Witch is Dead.mp3 (2.29MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 2:29)
15:00 <faux> wowee
16:00 <faux> I've never been so turned on watching footy
16:00 <faux> God bless u France 
16:00 <Doodle> lmao
16:00 <Doodle> mon dieu
16:00 <faux> lmao
16:00 <Skirmish> cheese eating surrender monkeys. 
16:00 <faux> Well that was a boner kill
16:00 <faux> Rabbitohs scored
16:00 <faux> stupid cunts
16:00 <Doodle> i believe its spelt rabberdoz
17:00 <faux> FOOTBALLEURGH
17:00 <ShadowLurker> *03:15:44 AM* <johninja> BlackDevil poops dicks
17:00 <ShadowLurker> *03:15:47 AM* <Druidess> yeah
17:00 <ShadowLurker> *03:15:50 AM* <Druidess> big black ones
17:00 <Osskkaarr> knifebunny has several used condoms hanging out his ass
17:00 <ShadowLurker> loool
17:00 <Doodle> lol
17:00 <Doodle> filth
17:00 <ooomp> :/
17:00 <Doodle> whoah
18:00 <Doodle> bit of the old in out
18:00 <ShadowLurker> *05:11:24 AM* <fawks> big banana cock
18:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Bananarama - Venus.mp3 (2.94MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:12)
18:00 <Doodle> wb flooder
18:00 <Serenity> fucking homer
18:00 <Clarkson> ur not really a fag
18:00 <Serenity> is under my blanket. now my legs are cold
18:00 <Maurice> Thanks semen flooder
19:00 <Serenity> cause hes hogging
19:00 <Doodle> lolol
19:00 <Doodle> 2 both
19:00 <faux> WHY DO U PEOPLE TALK ABOUT UR CATS AS IF THEYRE GLUED 2 U
20:00 <faux> Kick the cunt off
20:00 <Clarkson> what a shit cunt kebab
20:00 <Doodle> cos the fuckers never leave us alone
20:00 <faux> Lmaoo
20:00 <Doodle> !
20:00 <Serenity> as if
20:00 <faux> Did u just call me a kebab clarkson 
20:00 <Clarkson> she's the one after everything with a penis that talks to her 
20:00 <Serenity> he would kill me in my sleep
20:00 <faux> Das racist
20:00 <Doodle> mine has been all over the place like a mad woman's shit today
20:00 <Doodle> and annoying the fuck out of me
20:00 <faux> Hot
20:00 <Clarkson> actually yeah ur right, he should suffer all the pain that life has to offer his evil ass
20:00 <Serenity> lol
20:00 <faux> Who clarkson rooster? 
20:00 <Clarkson> the porn video is shithouse
20:00 <faux> Oo
20:00 <doctor> they need to make sure you still realise they can hurt you by clawing your leg when you arent watching
21:00 <Doodle> lol
22:00 <ShadowLurker> *05:27:27 PM* <Serenity> got my big cock out having a piss right now
22:00 <Clarkson> i could smash the fuck out of both evil and the stig
22:00 <Bastardly_One> this shall be ... fun ... 1c and I have to fucking go out in it
22:00 <Doodle> you dont have to
22:00 <Serenity> WHY DID YOU REMOVE THW QUOTE MARKS
23:00 <Serenity> U FUCK
23:00 <Doodle> fuck you, you, you, and you, fuck and kiss my big brown fucking ass okay!
23:00 <Clarkson> stop bein a bitch
23:00 <Doodle> ^^
23:00 <faux> lmao
23:00 <ooomp> Everyone needs to calm the fuck down
23:00 <Doodle> I AM CLAM
24:00 <faux> You're not my real dad
24:00 <Doodle> ehehe
24:00 <faux> I'm about to commit suicide 
24:00 <faux> brb
24:00 <Doodle> y
24:00 <Doodle> no
24:00 <Doodle> :(
24:00 <faux> We're getting smashed 
24:00 <ooomp> 13 11 14 please
24:00 <faux> Is that dominos
24:00 <ooomp> They do serve you a pizza of talking
25:00 <Maurice> Its the lube mobile
25:00 <faux> Vats firteen firty firty two
26:00 <faux> I'm hungry again
26:00 <faux> Make me soup 
26:00 <Blitzkrieg> Preggers 
26:00 <Doodle> ead
26:00 <ooomp> Order some special fried rice
27:00 <faux> I've been shitting out me food all day
27:00 <Doodle> :/
27:00 <faux> Why is the fried rice special 
27:00 <faux> Does it lick windows
27:00 <Doodle> dude
27:00 <faux> what
27:00 <faux> I'm sick ok
27:00 <ooomp> I never really know
27:00 <faux> Have some compassion for my butt
28:00 <Doodle> i will
28:00 <Doodle> when you're better
28:00 <faux> lmao
28:00 <faux> gross
28:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Aphex Twin - Windowlicker.mp3 (13.18MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 14:23)
28:00 <faux> I called the after hours doctor he said he'll be here after midnight
28:00 <faux> Prob out clubbing 
29:00 <Blitzkrieg> Rocks up
29:00 <Blitzkrieg> Stinking of weed
29:00 <faux> LOL
29:00 <ShadowLurker> so clarky let us hear another of your favourite lines
29:00 <Clarkson> go oon ya jealous fucking angry case for the suicide hotline
29:00 <faux> I'll stab him in the neck with a fork
29:00 <AvocadoTaco> I am beehhh with more alien anal probes
29:00 <faux> ^see Serenity 
29:00 <faux> Aliens
29:00 <Blitzkrieg> And he'll be like "supppp mannnnn" 
32:00 <AvocadoTaco> https://wewant2believe.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/tin-foil-hat.jpg
33:00 <AvocadoTaco> oh I saw some lol 2day
34:00 <AvocadoTaco> https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=P2gB367GU2I
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Crow Images vs NASA Images - Pluto is Only at Disneyland Views: 58,306 Uploader: Crrow777 Uploaded: Jul 7, 2015 Duration: 7m39s Rating: 2.96
34:00 <Serenity> ahaha wow
34:00 <AvocadoTaco> apparently the Pluto mission was faked
35:00 <AvocadoTaco> seems legit aye
39:00 <ShadowLurker> lol faked
45:00 <Doodle> like all my orgasms
46:00 <faux> <Doodle> like all my girlfriends orgasms
46:00 <Doodle> lol dont be silly
46:00 <Doodle> they dont have orgasms, theyre women
47:00 <faux> lol
47:00 <faux> thilly thothidge
47:00 <Doodle> :P
47:00 <faux> Youre women
47:00 <Doodle> i am not
47:00 <Serenity> are so
48:00 <faux> IShOrT^GuY
48:00 <Doodle> i am not
48:00 <Blitzkrieg> Looooool
48:00 <Blitzkrieg> Are you short Doodle? 
48:00 <faux> huh
48:00 <faux> I was talking about ital guy
48:00 <faux> And being silly
48:00 <faux> obv 
50:00 <faux> Love is an open doooor
51:00 <Doodle> love is a large fishermans basket with double extra scallops
51:00 <faux> Lol I have a giant bruise on my head
51:00 <Blitzkrieg> Doodle: fishy? 
51:00 <Maurice> I think it's crazy, what? we finishes each others.. sandwiches! Thats what I was gonna say
51:00 <Maurice> Finishes..
51:00 <Doodle> why4 faux
51:00 <Doodle> mm sandwiches
52:00 <faux> Wherever the mop doesn't reach I bend down with a disinfectant wipe and run it and long etc and I got up 2 fast and smashed my head on the oven handle
52:00 <faux> .
52:00 <faux> Cos that's how I roll
52:00 <faux> Run it along**
52:00 <Doodle> awww
52:00 <Doodle> i do that
52:00 <Doodle> on everything
52:00 <faux> I think it have to to wrap myself in bubble wrap I'm the biggest retard I jnow
52:00 <Clarkson> okay so your only default is your gaping wound vagina that makes you love rap or hip hop whatever genre you want to call it
53:00 <faux> I can't go a day without injuring myself 
53:00 <Doodle> yeah
53:00 <faux> Lol clarkson
53:00 <Clarkson> Well we have to hate nazis because they killed jews ... fair is fair I reckon.
53:00 <faux> ok skirmish 
55:00 <Blitzkrieg> Clarkson.. That line is bullshit 
55:00 <Clarkson> pussies like yaself wont do shit about anything
55:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loooool
55:00 <Doodle> haha
56:00 <Doodle> i want a scallop now
59:00 <Doodle> CrIp
59:00 <Doodle> go get me a scallop thx
01:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
04:00 <AvocadoTaco> hello epal
07:00 <Skirmish> What?
07:00 <Doodle> who
08:00 <Doodle> did u die
08:00 <Maurice> That fucking gravy ad is shit and the stupid song gets stuck in my head
08:00 <Doodle> uh
09:00 <Doodle> ok
09:00 <ShadowLurker> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11745361_876402469110973_3931534573841806000_n.jpg?oh=b460c1f2665ea43a27614d391de71d47&oe=5650EB8D&__gda__=1448796423_9fd52d24e41ca9aa4a9db67d320a008a
09:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
10:00 <Maurice> 'medicates'
10:00 <Maurice> Throat lozenge?
10:00 <Doodle> injection
10:00 <ShadowLurker> hot beef inection
10:00 <Doodle> warm
10:00 <Maurice> Bring on the medicating
11:00 <TheRiddler> watching the umbilical brothers
11:00 <TheRiddler> the rehearsal
12:00 <Doodle> Google: Company's Self-Driving Car Rear-Ended in 1st Injury Accident
12:00 <Doodle> the fyoocha
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <TheRiddler> so the other person was the stupid 1?
13:00 <Doodle> not necessarily
13:00 <TheRiddler> or did the car had a fault
13:00 <TheRiddler> and braked suddenly
14:00 <Doodle> no idea
16:00 <AvocadoTaco> was that a rage quit?
17:00 <TheRiddler> you coming out of your mum 1 term early was a rage quit
17:00 <Doodle> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
17:00 <faux> Lmaooo
17:00 <faux> I love ash's burns 
17:00 <Doodle> TheRiddler has so much anger in him
17:00 <TheRiddler> no I'm tipsy
17:00 <Doodle> oh
17:00 <faux> He really doesn't 
18:00 <Doodle> TheRiddler has so much alcohol in him
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:00 <Maurice> 2 ruskies
18:00 <faux> I've actually never seen him angry 
18:00 <Maurice> Ruskis
18:00 <Maurice> FUCK YOU, SPELLING
18:00 <Doodle> i believe theyre spelt rusckqiez
18:00 <partay> SIP
19:00 <AvocadoTaco> err ash aren't you like 12?
19:00 <faux> .
19:00 <TheRiddler> I wish
19:00 <Doodle> lol
19:00 <faux> lmaoo
19:00 <faux> So weird
19:00 <Doodle> faux looks 12 when she is lying on her tummy
19:00 <Maurice> Lol @ rusckqiez
19:00 <faux> Excuse ms
19:00 <faux> E
19:00 <TheRiddler> I should ask if I could drink my brother's ruskies
19:00 <AvocadoTaco> why do you want to be 12?
19:00 <Doodle> did u fart
20:00 <faux> So he can hook up with 12 yr olds dug
20:00 <faux> Duh*
20:00 <Maurice> Yeah, and it wont be as creepy as it is now
20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:00 <AvocadoTaco> ummm
20:00 <Doodle> ehehehe
20:00 <TheRiddler> exactly
20:00 <faux> rofl
20:00 <faux> absolutely no fucks given
20:00 <AvocadoTaco> and you guiz say I'm weird
20:00 <AvocadoTaco> OK then
20:00 <faux> You are
20:00 <faux> Very much so 
20:00 <Immutable> sexy
21:00 <faux> yes
21:00 <faux> ty
21:00 <faux> K I cooked some puffy dogs
21:00 <Maurice> I have a wicked bruise on my thigh
21:00 <Doodle> olawd
21:00 <Doodle> welcome to greaseville
21:00 <Doodle> sorry Maurice
22:00 <Doodle> i got carried away
22:00 <Maurice> Yeah well, next time be careful where you put your knees
22:00 <TheRiddler> those are good
22:00 <Doodle> yes ma'am
22:00 <TheRiddler> I have bunch of cocktail wienies
22:00 <Doodle> looooool
22:00 <Doodle> stop it
22:00 <Maurice> In reality, bloody frank spencer hit the ball with a cricket bat and it smashed me in the thigh
22:00 <Maurice> Thats the last time I bowl to him
23:00 <faux> They're actually not greasy at all
23:00 <Doodle> frank spencer?
23:00 <Maurice> Yeah, thats what mum calls him
23:00 <Maurice> Coz he's so unco
23:00 <Doodle> did a donkey do a whoopsie in his beret as well?
23:00 <Maurice> Lol I was typing that!
23:00 <Doodle> lmao
23:00 <faux> The puff pastry is nom
23:00 <faux> And I'm allowed to be naughty once in a  while I've been eating good don't judge me ill stab u
23:00 <faux> thx
23:00 <TheRiddler> did he replace watson at no 3
23:00 <faux> And stay out
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <faux> She'll be back
23:00 <Maurice> Be careful deadbolting, Dugnuts gets excited
23:00 <Doodle> just jokes fauxypoos
23:00 <Maurice> He thinks you do it to trap him
23:00 <Doodle> i know ur a good gurl
24:00 <faux> ehehehe
24:00 <faux> phew
24:00 <Maurice> On what fucking planet
24:00 <Doodle> mars
24:00 <faux> You shut your noise hole
24:00 <Doodle> :O
24:00 <Maurice> Yeah Doodle, zip it
24:00 <Doodle> :(                  )
24:00 <faux> Uranus ehehe
24:00 <Doodle> :(                                            )
24:00 <Maurice> And then come and suck on my zipple
24:00 <faux> lmao
24:00 <Doodle> :(                                                                                             )
24:00 <faux> That's a big ass noise hole
24:00 <partay> Maurice u didnlt like my fb comment 
24:00 <Doodle> :)                                                                                             
24:00 <partay> it was gold 
25:00 <Maurice> What was it
25:00 <faux> "Ur a retard"
25:00 <Maurice> Well of course I'm not gonna like that
25:00 <Maurice> AND IT WAS DARK IN MY ROOM, OK
25:00 <partay> but it was upside down 
25:00 <Maurice> Yeah I noticed
25:00 <partay> it fit into the thread awesome
25:00 <Maurice> Then my bro called me a dickhead :'(
25:00 <Maurice> The wanker
26:00 <partay> thanks what bros are for
28:00 <partay> how did u know faux
29:00 <faux>  Cos I saw it
29:00 <faux> Lol
29:00 <partay> oh i see 
29:00 <Maurice> And ShadowLurkers comment and mums reply >.<
29:00 <Maurice> Sah grouse
29:00 <partay> and you didnt like it
29:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
29:00 <partay> sheesh.. tough audience
30:00 <Doodle> partay
30:00 <Doodle> if it makes you feel any better i saw it and didn't like it either
30:00 <faux> Lmao
30:00 <faux> Poor partay
30:00 <Maurice> Lol
31:00 <couleurs> agreed.
31:00 <faux> Spent his afternoon working on the fb comment 
31:00 <partay> pfffft
31:00 <TheRiddler> omg this became hilarious
31:00 <faux> And no one liked it
31:00 <faux> :'(
31:00 <Maurice> Speaking of dad jokes, I have one
31:00 <Doodle> a dad?
31:00 <faux> A joke of a dad?
31:00 <faux> Bit rude
31:00 <Maurice> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11707758_10153524040145844_5649525769623035398_n.jpg?oh=f7ddcefb2bfa249fdeba8f29dfe6ebb6&oe=5615E4E8
31:00 <Doodle> no thats me faux
31:00 <Doodle> looooooooooooooooooooooool
32:00 <Maurice> LOL
32:00 <Doodle> oh
32:00 <Doodle> no wonder my high beams are on
33:00 <Doodle> 0.9
33:00 <TheRiddler> lmao this is funny
33:00 <faux> What is
33:00 <Doodle> irc
33:00 <partay> im not even going to mention the lolocaust
33:00 <Maurice> His reflection
33:00 <Maurice> His penis size
33:00 <Doodle> not clowns
33:00 <Maurice> Am I close?
33:00 <faux> Stop being mean
33:00 <TheRiddler> the umbilical brothers show
33:00 <Doodle> LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE
34:00 <Maurice> My kid used to call them Shamen Davin
34:00 <faux> Yes
34:00 <Maurice> Instead of Shane AND David
34:00 <Maurice> Special needs kid
34:00 <Doodle> i have special needs
34:00 <Doodle> come over
34:00 <Maurice> Come over, let me find out
34:00 <Maurice> Oh snap
34:00 <Doodle> lmao
34:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Original Yooralla Ad (People Helping People Achieve).mp3 (0.23MB 64kbps Mono 0:30)
34:00 <Maurice> Lolll
34:00 <Maurice> Motherfucker, I just yanked my nose ring with my hair
34:00 <Maurice> Hurt
35:00 <Doodle> your pubic hair?
35:00 <Maurice> Yep
35:00 <Maurice> I'm very flexi
35:00 <Doodle> impressive
35:00 <Maurice> In reality I was sniffing my hair
35:00 <Maurice> Like that dude from Charlies Angels
35:00 <Doodle> lmao
35:00 <Doodle> thats my best pickup line
35:00 <Maurice> Worked on me
35:00 <Doodle> ;)
35:00 <aliasd> get a room
36:00 <aliasd> oh
36:00 <Doodle> *root
36:00 <Maurice> Get some cyanide
36:00 <Doodle> delish
36:00 <aliasd> sorry, just watching you guys flirt so much confronted my inner gayness or something
37:00 <Doodle> we're not gay
37:00 <Maurice> This isn't flirting
37:00 <Maurice> This is foreplay
37:00 <Doodle> balls dont touch
37:00 <Doodle> well
37:00 <Doodle> not each other
37:00 <Maurice> Next step, slamming it home
37:00 <Doodle> romantically
37:00 <aliasd> so Maurice is the top?
37:00 <Doodle> of course
38:00 <Doodle> she is a top bloke
38:00 <Maurice> Damn skippy
38:00 <faux> lmaooo
38:00 <Doodle> faux just sits in the corner and glares ut as
38:00 <Doodle> masturbating
38:00 <Doodle> usually
38:00 <partay> aliasd you're still in the teen scene arent you ?
38:00 <aliasd> wtf
39:00 <faux> ehehe
39:00 <faux> da teen scene
39:00 <AvocadoTaco> why is there a stigma attached to people working certain jobs... but any stigma for "that guy who claims centre link" is far less significant?
39:00 <aliasd> I know there used to be a channel about it years ago, but I always felt too old for those guys
39:00 <faux> .
39:00 <Maurice> Yet mentally, they're older than you
39:00 <Maurice> Go figure
39:00 <faux> I wish taco would stop typing forever 
39:00 <Picard> fuck, how good are hawthorn
40:00 <Maurice> Not very?
40:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hawks smashed em? 
40:00 <Picard> 89 points
40:00 <Picard> pleaseeeeeeeeeeee Maurice
40:00 <aliasd> AvocadoTaco, some people would make the world a better place if they quit and collected Centrelink
40:00 <AvocadoTaco> sorry should I type about desires to have sex with twelvies, so you like me like you do for ash?
40:00 <Blitzkrieg> Nice
40:00 <Maurice> Please what
40:00 <Blitzkrieg> Bet Goodes cries racism
40:00 <Picard> good game
41:00 <Picard> hawks nt very good? wtf
41:00 <Doodle> i wish faux would come over and sit on my face
41:00 <faux> Woah 
41:00 <Doodle> what
41:00 <faux> dream big
41:00 <Picard> Doodle she would suffocate u
41:00 <Doodle> like you're surprised
41:00 <faux> Excuse me 
41:00 <Picard> all 125kgs of her
41:00 <faux> lol
41:00 <AvocadoTaco> I'm just saying our cultural judgements are wrong
41:00 <faux> Woweee
41:00 <Doodle> lol
41:00 <Doodle> no
42:00 <Doodle> she is a little angel
42:00 <Picard> her dad made a special door i the house so she fits in
42:00 <Maurice> IT WAS THE NAME OF THE SCHOOL DONKEY
42:00 <Picard> in*
42:00 <Doodle> LOL
42:00 <faux> Why is picard projecting so hard
42:00 <faux> :-(
42:00 <Maurice> Coz he's fat, ugly, bald and is aging really fucking badly
42:00 <faux> You are a hot air balloon
42:00 <faux> Silence
42:00 <Picard> lol faux
42:00 <Picard> i am maurice?
42:00 <aliasd> haha
42:00 <Maurice> He used to sleep in a crate
42:00 <Maurice> You make it sound like thats abnormal
43:00 <Picard> -d 
43:00 <Doodle> Picard goes to the racetrack by low-loader
43:00 <Picard> get a grasp on the english language
43:00 <aliasd> AvocadoTaco, nothing wrong with Aussie culture, surely.
45:00 <aliasd> Does anyone else see a skinhead every time they open Facebook today?
46:00 <Picard> no
47:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Wizard of Oz - Ding Dong The Witch is Dead.mp3 (2.29MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 2:29)
47:00 <Maurice> Which old witch!? The stupid bitch that stood under a falling house, thats which witch
48:00 <Doodle> i was referring to Picard
48:00 <Doodle> leaving
48:00 <Doodle> :P
48:00 <Maurice> I know
48:00 <milk> he's soft
48:00 <Doodle> and squishy
49:00 <Maurice> And repulsive
49:00 <Doodle> and pungent
51:00 <partay> lol
56:00 <partay> poor pictard
01:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Tight Fit - The Lion Sleeps Tonight.mp3 (2.91MB 128kbps Stereo 3:11)
01:00 <AvocadoTaco> nothing at all wrong... except for Abbott and shorten, racism for blacks Asians and Arabs, the idolization of criminals, nanny state regulations and the opinions of idiots being heard, encouragement of violence, housing affordability, and idiots who think there's no problem
01:00 <Doodle> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee um um oh wehhhh
02:00 <AvocadoTaco> how long before we're burning witches?
03:00 <Zade> hopefully soon
04:00 <AvocadoTaco> Australia doesn't seem like a great nation anymore
05:00 <AvocadoTaco> I really hope dick Smith runs for government
06:00 <TheRiddler> so we can have great deals with acer laptops?
07:00 <TheRiddler> they come with government secrets
10:00 <AvocadoTaco> so we can have at least one level headed person in gov
11:00 <TheRiddler> just vote palmer united
12:00 <AvocadoTaco> all faith lost
12:00 <ShadowLurker> wheee the boobs at
12:00 <Clarkson> yeah watch my porn vid
12:00 <ShadowLurker> well cmon clarky wheres this vid
12:00 <Clarkson> beagle check this slut out she cant keep it to herself
12:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off clarkson
12:00 <Clarkson> hahahahaha "cheesecake you are just as good as a woman even though i cant have sex with you" lolol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that must be a kate quote before she got the chop
16:00 <couleurs> :)))))))))
24:00 <faux> 4 Doodle http://imgur.com/xoDpXV1
24:00 <Doodle> eeeehehhehe
24:00 <Serenity>   faux
24:00 <TheRiddler> what happen to kate?
24:00 <faux> Hi
24:00 <Serenity> tell ask that lemon n herb nandos burns
24:00 <Serenity> he dotted me when i said it
24:00 <faux> what
25:00 <faux> tell ask that
25:00 <Serenity> ash
25:00 <faux> Idgi
25:00 <Serenity> lol ask
25:00 <faux> ohh
25:00 <faux> Yeah it burnt me too
25:00 <Serenity> SEE
25:00 <faux> It's a diff kind of burn 2 chilli
25:00 <faux> But it still burns
25:00 <faux> Lol
25:00 <faux> I just have a pussy tongue
25:00 <Clarkson> Lol I bought a sex toy in an egg yesterday 
25:00 <Serenity> me 2
25:00 <faux> Was that u ash
26:00 <faux> lmao
26:00 <Serenity> i dont understand hot food
26:00 <faux> The infamous egg
26:00 <faux> Idk why people like to cry while eating 
26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
26:00 <faux> Unless they're fat
26:00 <faux> Then it's normal 
26:00 <Serenity> hahah
26:00 <faux> :-(
26:00 <Serenity> wahhhh this cake is delicious wahhh
26:00 <faux> Loll
26:00 <faux> Me irl
27:00 <faux> sobbing into me chicken
27:00 <faux> Keeps it moist 
27:00 <Serenity> loool
27:00 <TheRiddler> I dont think that was my quote
27:00 <faux> I had a long nap this arvo don't think I'll be sleeping any time soon
28:00 <TheRiddler> same
28:00 <Serenity> we will look it up
28:00 <faux> We should all skype
28:00 <faux> R ur kids asleep
28:00 <Serenity> i dont have a mic
28:00 <Serenity> or rather i dont knkw where it is
28:00 <faux> use pgone
28:00 <faux> Lol phone 
29:00 <faux> pgoneesee
29:00 <Serenity> lolll
29:00 <ShadowLurker> *01:29:39 AM* <Scramble> Lol I bought a sex toy in an egg yesterday
29:00 <ShadowLurker> *01:30:07 AM* <Scramble> When in Tokyo...
30:00 <faux> fine u all suxk
30:00 <faux> I'll talk 2 meself
30:00 <ShadowLurker> ok
30:00 <faux> bit rude
30:00 <Serenity> loll
30:00 <doctor> ill talk with you
30:00 <faux> aw
30:00 <faux> ily doc 
30:00 <Serenity> im so lazy
30:00 <doctor> :}
32:00 <ShadowLurker> talk to clarkson he's a nice bloke
32:00 <Clarkson> they might, you might be a really shit person. ;P
32:00 <faux> lmao
32:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
32:00 <faux> Clarkson rulss
32:00 <Clarkson> my dick is greasy
32:00 <Serenity> clarkson ur gross
32:00 <Clarkson> well how the hell do they get away with dealing drugs all day every day and never get caught
33:00 <faux> ask pieter clarkson 
33:00 <Clarkson> i think it would b more fun to say 'yeh ill meet u in the gents toilets in 5 mins' then tell some big hairy guy that the guy who just went in the loo said he wants to suck ur dick
33:00 <faux> lol
33:00 <faux> Elaborate plan 
33:00 <ShadowLurker> def sounds better than askin pieter
34:00 <faux> agreed
34:00 <doctor> if you can't make it yourself don't touch it
34:00 <faux> Clarkson smd
34:00 <Clarkson> i fucking hate doing the washing
35:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
35:00 <faux> U don't have to wash it clarkson just suck it
35:00 <Clarkson> fuck it's a bitch
35:00 <faux> loool
35:00 <faux> excellent. 
36:00 <ShadowLurker> good ol clarky at it again
36:00 <Clarkson> thats why .com.au domains r crap
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks!
38:00 <Serenity> god my skin iz so dry n yuck from sanding today
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> doh!
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> moo goo! It's da best
39:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai2u riddler - sup?
39:00 <TheRiddler> not much
40:00 <TheRiddler> tipsy n watching umbilical brothers
41:00 <couleurs> chemical brothers r betta
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ah, fun times!
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> I've just finished work :|
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> And i've gotta work too….. 
43:00 <partay> cleaning the kitchen ?
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
46:00 <partay> ironing ?
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
50:00 <partay> vaccuming ?
51:00 <ShadowLurker> eating dicks
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope, eating dicks!
53:00 <British^Meat> cleaning dicks?
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> winner, winner chicken dinner
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, just eating them
53:00 <British^Meat> i could eat a knob at night
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^5
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://i.imgur.com/POclNlb.jpg
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> Soooo this is the guy I'd be willing to have more babies with 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> 6'7 *faints*
58:00 <Maurice> Thats like, twice my height
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> twice the goodness
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking delicous!
58:00 <Clarkson> Daniel likes to eat shit
59:00 <Maurice> Silly Clarkson
59:00 <Clarkson> hrmmm its shit I already know!!!
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