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00:00 <simba> agreed
07:00 <TheRiddler> jeggings is all the rage now
07:00 <anotherirc3r> wb
08:00 <Maurice> They've never been the rage
08:00 <Maurice> They're an abomination
09:00 <anotherirc3r> no Ash, no!
09:00 <TheRiddler> tell that to shopping channels
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol amelia did you see the vid?
10:00 <sockzie> wha vid?
10:00 <TheRiddler> the porn
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:00 <sockzie> ohhh
11:00 <sockzie> the double butt one
11:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
11:00 <sockzie> ahahha i closed it ashy
11:00 <TheRiddler> oh
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <TheRiddler> ok
12:00 <TheRiddler> she looked like she was enjoying it alot
13:00 <Maurice> 2 words
13:00 <sockzie> well i will take your word for it butt2buttboy
13:00 <Maurice> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_D_Z-D2tzi14/S8TffVGLElI/AAAAAAAACxA/trH1ch0Y3tI/s320/ALOT6.png
13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:00 <Serenity> lool
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
21:00 <Maurice> Bloody dodgy locks
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
22:00 <Maurice> Nothing suss
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
23:00 <Serenity> lol
24:00 <Maurice> I went for a smoke before and stood on approx 17 snails
24:00 <Maurice> And theres still ducks fucking quacking
24:00 <Clarkson> [01:46:18] no shit
24:00 <Maurice> Exactly Clarkson
24:00 <Clarkson> beehhh you never even had sex you said
24:00 <Maurice> Lol
26:00 <Serenity> i said that
27:00 <Maurice> Pretty sure beehhh is the bottom in that relationship
27:00 <Maurice> Coz he's a giant poof
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
28:00 <Serenity> lol
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> giant hard too
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> TARD
29:00 <Loof|wii> simba do you know how to stop the time out on the wii controller on dolphin?
30:00 <Maurice> I wouldn't mind a giant hard
31:00 <Loof|wii> ah you cant
31:00 <Serenity> hehe hard
31:00 <Loof|wii> but if you press alt + f5 it fixes it apparently
32:00 <Maurice> My hard took himself to bed at 7.30
32:00 <Maurice> What a pansy
32:00 <Serenity> girl
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i'm getting some giant hard tomoz
32:00 <Doodle> heheheheeh
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> if he picks me up from the airport
33:00 <Doodle> stay away from the prayer room
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> if not, he is getting nothing! 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
35:00 <Maurice> Don't ask Doodle to get you from the airport
35:00 <Maurice> He never shows up
35:00 <Maurice> And by never, I mean once
35:00 <Doodle> not on xmas eve
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> he'd prob be late due to fending off a cat
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> rendering him useless 
37:00 <Maurice> I took my cat to a cattery today, she was not impressed and now I miss her asshole face
37:00 <Clarkson> he was elite as fuck
37:00 <Maurice> Tell us more, Clarkson
37:00 <Clarkson> no some penis shots are fine.
37:00 <Maurice> I agree
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> only some
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> not all
38:00 <Maurice> Some are scary
38:00 <Maurice> I don't want to see a dick wearing a hoodie
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!
40:00 <Doodle> ehehe
40:00 <Doodle> drawstrings get in the way?
40:00 <Maurice> LOL
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wouldn't mind seeing some cock art
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://penisart.org/
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck yeah
41:00 <Clarkson> like, i dont give a fuck about you
41:00 <Doodle> lol
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <Doodle> looks like i will be ignoring links for a while
42:00 <Maurice> This coffee table offends my legs
42:00 <Maurice> It's shit
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck you clarkson and get yo'cock out
42:00 <Clarkson> drained you of energy and jizz
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
42:00 <Doodle> loool
42:00 <Maurice> Clarkson nails it like, 95% of the time
42:00 <Clarkson> a guy fucking a vegetable a day will keep the doctor away
42:00 <Maurice> Just rub them, Doodle
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
42:00 <Maurice> With your wang
42:00 <Doodle> hehehehehe
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> wang burn
42:00 <Doodle> worth it
43:00 <Doodle> it only hurts afterwards
43:00 <Loof|wii> simba i'm starting the stream again
43:00 <Maurice> You know whats bad? Vag burn after rigerous boning
43:00 <Maurice> Rigerous?
43:00 <Doodle> rigorous
43:00 <Maurice> RIGO
43:00 <simba> nice
43:00 <ChorizoTaco> righteous?
44:00 <ChorizoTaco> http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/lovers-pay-high-price-for-beach-romp/story-fni0dqla-1227431712349?utm_content=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=EditorialSF&utm_source=DailyTelegraph&utm_medium=Facebook
44:00 <Maurice> Lol Jimmy Fallon 'Thank you.. pineapples, for looking like palm trees on the biggest loser'
44:00 <Maurice> My kid lost it
45:00 <Doodle> is he there with you
45:00 <Doodle> ?
45:00 <Maurice> Which makes me wonder why he's even awake
45:00 <Doodle> thanks god i didnt send that dick pic
45:00 <Doodle> -s
45:00 <Maurice> He can't see my screen
45:00 <Maurice> Send away ;)
45:00 <Maurice> I refuse to let any of them sit near me when I IRC, coz they can read
45:00 <Doodle> haha
45:00 <Doodle> fuckers
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm loving this dick ….art
47:00 <Doodle> i bet
47:00 <Serenity>  :o
48:00 <Doodle> what
48:00 <Doodle> one sniff of ginger and your knickers are round your ankles
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
48:00 <Maurice> Lol
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle, you can submit your own pics!
49:00 <Doodle> oh sweet
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> just photoshop some flowers on your cock
50:00 <Doodle> i mean what makes you think i would be interested
50:00 <Maurice> Ginger is gross
50:00 <Doodle> racing stripes
50:00 <Maurice> Unless we mean Gilligans Island
50:00 <Maurice> Even then, gross
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, that'd do
50:00 <Doodle> i like ginger
51:00 <Maurice> My cat was called ginger
51:00 <Maurice> Dad reversed over him and KILLED HIM
51:00 <Maurice> Murderer!
51:00 <Doodle> you know why they called ginger rogers ginger ROGERS, dont you?
51:00 <Maurice> Lol
51:00 <Doodle> cos that was her NAME
52:00 <Maurice> Was she a whore like Errol Flynn?
52:00 <Doodle> everyone was a whore back then
52:00 <Doodle> i know i was
53:00 <Maurice> They still are
53:00 <Maurice> Cept me, I'm pretty pure
53:00 <Doodle> so am i
53:00 <Doodle> lol sif
53:00 <Maurice> PURE LIKE THE DRIVEN SNOW
53:00 <Doodle> piledriven maybe
53:00 <Maurice> LOL
53:00 <Doodle> :P
53:00 <Maurice> I'd gothat
53:00 <Maurice> Plus space
53:00 <Doodle> re00www
53:00 <Doodle> the kids would see
53:00 <Maurice> Nah, they're tied up
54:00 <Doodle> uhh
54:00 <Maurice> Shhh, he's here
55:00 <Maurice> Walcerm berk
55:00 <Doodle> ermergerd ty
56:00 <Doodle> -NickOP- Warning: For hygiene reasons, AustNet recommends you regularly scrape off your sheets.
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://art-of-cock.tumblr.com/
56:00 <Doodle> nope
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> sprinkles!
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, no do it
56:00 <simba> the art of cock
56:00 <Clarkson> [12:12:33] cum in me
57:00 <Doodle> i dont want to look at knobs
57:00 <Loof|wii> sorry simba gotta start it again
57:00 <Loof|wii> can't get the stream to not lag
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> but one has sprinkles on it
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
57:00 <Doodle> chocolate sprinkles?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> where is your sense of adventure 
57:00 <Loof|wii> xsplit is being a bitch
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> no RAINBOW
57:00 <Doodle> she's not here
00:00 <Loof|wii> nope xsplit is still jerky
01:00 <simba> i was ejoying ta music
05:00 <simba> i need 2 sleep p soon
05:00 <Loof|wii> k
06:00 <ChorizoTaco> hmmm am I hungry or not
07:00 <ChorizoTaco> prob just have another glass of whiskey
07:00 <simba> lol
07:00 <anotherirc3r> because that'll help!
07:00 <ChorizoTaco> it will
09:00 <Kynetic> whiskey solves all of lifes problems
09:00 <Kynetic> its a well established fact
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah not really
10:00 <Kynetic> non whiskey drinker
10:00 <anotherirc3r> oh right
10:00 <Kynetic> can totally tell.
10:00 <anotherirc3r> I need some then
10:00 <Kynetic> of course you do anotherirc3r
10:00 <Kynetic> its not even a question
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://stephtwrites.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/3tdspj.jpg
11:00 <ChorizoTaco> I agree kynetic. it appears that Kate is gay
12:00 <Kynetic> if by gay you mean she wants to play with my balls
12:00 <Kynetic> then im down with that
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5
12:00 <ChorizoTaco> yuck
12:00 <Maurice> What, exactly, is yuck?
12:00 <Maurice> We all know people enjoy ball play
12:00 <simba> he hates women
13:00 <Maurice> Whether the player or the playee, it doesn't matter
13:00 <Kynetic> Maurice loves to play with balls
13:00 <ChorizoTaco> nah just some women
13:00 <Maurice> I really do
13:00 <Maurice> Especially my own
13:00 <ChorizoTaco> I love maurice
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> david bowie style
13:00 <Kynetic> would u find it wierd if i asked you to slap my balls Maurice?
13:00 <Maurice> I get that a lot
13:00 <Maurice> No
13:00 <Kynetic> good
14:00 <Maurice> I wouldn't even find it weird if you asked me to stand on them in my rocking stilettos
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> the zombie ones!
14:00 <Kynetic> ok now thats going a little far for my tastes
14:00 <Maurice> I would, however, be concerned you'd taint my shoes'
14:00 <Kynetic> i just like a good ball slapping
14:00 <Loof|wii> horny drunk people
14:00 <Maurice> -'
14:00 <Loof|wii> yawn
14:00 <Maurice> Whos drunk?
14:00 <Maurice> Whos horny?
14:00 <ChorizoTaco> OK fine I will eat
14:00 <Kynetic> Loof is just angry cos he's not getting any
14:00 <Maurice> And more importantly, whos people?
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> hope you choke taco <3
14:00 <Loof> if i wanted it i could have it
14:00 <Loof> now
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> have what exactly?
15:00 <Maurice> Didn't Loof kick his asian out or some bullshit
15:00 <anotherirc3r> doesn't Loof have a wife?
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
15:00 <Maurice> Whats he fucking now? A hole in his mattress?
15:00 <Loof> sexy time
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lined of course
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> with sponges
15:00 <Kynetic> lol
15:00 <Kynetic> personally id rather just masturbate
15:00 <Loof> same
15:00 <Maurice> 'HAHAHA I CALLED DA COPS ON HER'
15:00 <Kynetic> too much effort doing all that shit
15:00 <Loof> sex is overated
16:00 <anotherirc3r> agreed
16:00 <Loof> sex uses more muscles
16:00 <Maurice> 'I also teach my kid to be an asshole and ruin everything we own'
16:00 <Clarkson> hats off to the slut
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
16:00 <Maurice> Nailed it
17:00 <Loof> besides nobody could ever quite love me like my hand
17:00 <Maurice> I'm obv on ignore again/still
17:00 <Kynetic> its way more interesting when youre on ignore
17:00 <Kynetic> for other people anyway
18:00 <Maurice> 98% of us are on ignore
18:00 <Kynetic> i see
18:00 <Maurice> His screen must be pretty fucking boring
18:00 <Kynetic> so he's basically sitting inside a cardboard box talking to himself
18:00 <Loof> Tardco so desperate to lose his virginity before he turns 40
18:00 <Loof> he will fail
18:00 <simba> he just misses out on the same people talking about how hes ignoring them
18:00 <Maurice> See
18:00 <Kynetic> he has you on ignore Maurice.. yet not taco
18:00 <Kynetic> go figure.
18:00 <Maurice> Don't make me put you on ignore, simba
18:00 <Maurice> I'LL DO IT
18:00 <ChorizoTaco> tacos don't choke, it just falls out
18:00 <ChorizoTaco> kind of like your vagina
19:00 <Clarkson> shoulda said "scuse me, u mean that poop i put in your sock?!"
19:00 <Maurice> He has me on ignore coz I said his kid is an asshole
19:00 <Kynetic> the filling always falls out of my tacos
19:00 <Maurice> Coz he is
19:00 <Kynetic> but its ok cos i use a plate
19:00 <Loof> fascinating
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco, you wish my vagina fell out all over your face!
19:00 <Loof> yawn
19:00 <Kynetic> and just scoop it up with my fingers afterwards
19:00 <Clarkson> fucking evil bitches
19:00 <simba> loof would be flattered if he actually knew how often people spoke about his ignore list
19:00 <simba> well now u know bro
19:00 <ChorizoTaco> yuck
19:00 <Loof> lol
19:00 <Loof> i have maurice on there cause she's abusive
19:00 <Kynetic> i love smothering my tacos in guacamole
19:00 <simba> ur like a topic of conversation, always, like kim kardashian
19:00 <Loof> and bans when you bite back
19:00 <Kynetic> cos it just oozes out everywhere
20:00 <simba> Maurice just needs a good dicking
20:00 <simba> in the shitter
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> avocado is great for your skin!
20:00 <Maurice> Tell the truth you slanty eye fucker
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <Maurice> Oh, I mean Loof, not you simba
20:00 <ChorizoTaco> Kynetic, haloumi and avacado tacos are quite good btw
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
20:00 <Maurice> My bad
20:00 <ChorizoTaco> pro-tip
20:00 <simba> thats ok neither of us are asian
20:00 <Maurice> And when am I ever abusive?
20:00 <Loof> racism his last resort
20:00 <Loof> so desperate
20:00 <Maurice> I'm a constant fucking delight
20:00 <Clarkson> and newcastle sludge fucking loser
20:00 <Kynetic> i like chicken tacos
21:00 <Kynetic> with cheese tomato red onion and guacamole
21:00 <simba> dont start telling jokes now
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> not a fan
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> of any tacos 
21:00 <Maurice> I like chicken tacos without tomato, red onion or guac
21:00 <Loof> tacos are the shittest food on earth
21:00 <Kynetic> im  afan of your taco katatonic_kate01
21:00 <Maurice> Bleg
21:00 <Loof> i'd prefer gruel
21:00 <Maurice> I'D PREFER YOU GO DIE
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ maurice
21:00 <ChorizoTaco> http://saltandwind.com/recipes/177-pea-guacamole-and-seared-halloumi-soft-tacos-recipe
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> pea guacamole :| - yeah, no!
22:00 <Loof> penis guacamole however
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah no to that too
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> i prefer my cock hard - not mashed
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> and unusable 
23:00 <ChorizoTaco> loofs wife normally eats it
23:00 <ChorizoTaco> but he's happy to share
23:00 <Loof> like Taco's penis
23:00 <Clarkson> i dunno whats funnier, my dead dad.. or your mother gargling my cum 
23:00 <Maurice> No hang on, I want to address the issue of him calling the cops on her and her being removed
23:00 <Loof> unusable
23:00 <Maurice> What happened there
23:00 <ChorizoTaco> Loof, you're happy to share my penis?
23:00 <ChorizoTaco> umm okay, I didn't know you felt that way
23:00 <ChorizoTaco> I'll tell the wife
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> loof, did you call the cops on yo' wife
23:00 <Loof> except to rape insects
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> and are you currently single?
24:00 <Loof> no and no
24:00 <Maurice> Why is he lying :(
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual fuck then?
24:00 <simba> like kim kardashian
24:00 <Maurice> Fucktard
24:00 <Kynetic> wait up
24:00 <Kynetic> did this conversation just get srs?
24:00 <Kynetic> wtf Maurice
24:00 <Kynetic> BAD MAURICE
24:00 <Kynetic> BAD!
24:00 <ChorizoTaco> damnit I'm baking kiev and now I want tacos
24:00 <Maurice> Come on, you know me, I'm never serious
24:00 <Loof> i'm still living with my wife and didn't call the cops on her
24:00 <Loof> all bullshit
24:00 <ChorizoTaco> you faggets got 2 me
24:00 <Kynetic> i should hope not
24:00 <Maurice> But Loof came on saying his asian was mental and he called the cops on her and she was removed
24:00 <Loof> like i'd want my son taken off me
24:00 <ChorizoTaco> maybe my cat wants kiev
24:00 <Maurice> He crapped on and on about the single life
25:00 <Maurice> Now it's all make believe
25:00 <Kynetic> Maurice and you believed it?
25:00 <simba> i dont even believe Maurice
25:00 <simba> she was probably drunk
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> damn! I thought loof was on the market!
25:00 <Maurice> I was not
25:00 <Loof> lol
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> dreams shattered
25:00 <Maurice> You young whipper snapper
25:00 <Loof> rofl
25:00 <Maurice> God back and search the logs
25:00 <Maurice> I would, but I'm lazy
25:00 <Maurice> Go*
25:00 <Kynetic> fuck that thats effort
25:00 <Clarkson> neone puts shit out there longer then line
25:00 <simba> im not searching shit to do with ur loof kardashian obsession
25:00 <Maurice> Kynetic, you type as goodly as me
25:00 <Kynetic> id rather have someone just explain it to me in a rational yet comedic manner
26:00 <ChorizoTaco> well see
26:00 <ChorizoTaco> loof takes heroin and has psychosis
26:00 <simba> get taco to look at the logs hes the lonely bored faggot
26:00 <Maurice> According to that douche, she tried trashing the house and he got her expelled
26:00 <Clarkson> wouldn't mind a crap pipe
26:00 <ChorizoTaco> explanation complete
26:00 <Maurice> His stories are almost as good as pandas
26:00 <Kynetic> thats not funny at all
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
26:00 <Kynetic> needs more sloths
26:00 <anotherirc3r> pandas?
26:00 <ChorizoTaco> well loof is a sloth?
26:00 <Loof> Maurice talking shit
26:00 <Clarkson> I need to find a reputable free porn site.
26:00 <Loof> or taco?
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> jerry, jerry, jerry
26:00 <Kynetic> sloths are hilarious
26:00 <ChorizoTaco> oh sorry
26:00 <simba> all of them
26:00 <ChorizoTaco> his wife is a sloth
26:00 <simba> they all need u in their life 
27:00 <Loof> lol
27:00 <Kynetic> seriously can anyone look at a sloth and NOT be amused?
27:00 <Maurice> TAKE US OFF IGNORE YOU GIANT PIECE OF DOGSHIT, AND FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, just yours taco
27:00 <Maurice> Except it's not shit when they've said it
27:00 <Clarkson> that shits real
27:00 <simba> maurice is now yelling in caps at you
27:00 <simba> this is awesome
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahaha
27:00 <Maurice> I AM
27:00 <ChorizoTaco> katatonic_kate01, nobody here has ever met my wife, so I value your insight
27:00 <Kynetic> Maurice only yells in caps when she isnt wearing pants
27:00 <Maurice> Like when pandas claimed his kid died
27:00 <Loof> such angry angry people
27:00 <Maurice> I've mentioned it and he wont address it
27:00 <simba> now theyre gonna get really angry for implying theyre the angry ones and talk about it for weeks
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, you mention how awesome she is on a reg basis 
27:00 <Maurice> Oh fuck
28:00 <Maurice> I've already started on my blog
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> just connecting the dots
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> with pics?
28:00 <Loof> Taco will never get laid
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> blogs needs pics
28:00 <Loof> unless the woman gets paid
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> loof, come on now….
28:00 <simba> my blog has pix ;)
28:00 <ChorizoTaco> kate, why do you think I married her?
28:00 <Maurice> Lets be honest, are you actually even married?
28:00 <Maurice> Stop making shit up
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> he can purchase sponges, cups, rubber gloves and lube
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ maurice
29:00 <Kynetic> thats basically married katatonic_kate01
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> of course he isn't married
29:00 <Maurice> I'm not either
29:00 <ChorizoTaco> you guys can believe whatever you like
29:00 <Maurice> It's all an IRC persona
29:00 <anotherirc3r> night all
29:00 <Loof> i think saemon would have a better chance getting a female
29:00 <ChorizoTaco> I never asked for you to believe me
29:00 <Maurice> I don't even have kids
29:00 <Loof> than taco
29:00 <Kynetic> sometimes i wake up and think im not married
29:00 <simba> nite anotherirc3r
29:00 <Kynetic> then i look over at my hot wife and realise i am
29:00 <Loof> good for you
30:00 <Maurice> Kynetic, don't be silly
30:00 <simba> pix
30:00 <Maurice> We're not married
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> is that why your stories are so unbelievable taco?
30:00 <anotherirc3r> night simby
30:00 <Kynetic> no youre just the bit on the side
30:00 <Maurice> Hot
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt
30:00 <ChorizoTaco> believe it or not, like ripley
30:00 <Kynetic> i was gonna say then i look to my other side and maurice is there
30:00 <Maurice> Lol
30:00 <Loof> Taco makes up so much shit
30:00 <Kynetic> :D
30:00 <Loof> he's just like pieter
30:00 <Loof> ban him
30:00 <Maurice> Coz Loof doesn't..
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <Kynetic> i rkn we ban anyone who asks to have other ppl banned
30:00 <Maurice> YAH
30:00 <Kynetic> can we make this a rule?
30:00 <ChorizoTaco> good rule
31:00 <Maurice> Yes, do it
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> do it
31:00 <Kynetic> sounds like the people have spoken to me
31:00 <simba> i reckon we ban Kynetic
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods
31:00 <simba> who even is that guy
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah that too
31:00 <Maurice> Uh oh, simba ban
31:00 <Kynetic> yea fuck Kynetic
31:00 <simba> is Kynetic new lol
31:00 <Kynetic> he's just a cunt
31:00 <Kynetic> noone even likes him
31:00 <Loof> drunken dickhead
31:00 <Maurice> Cunts are useful, you're not
31:00 <simba> loof kardashian
31:00 <Kynetic> i vote we slap Kynetic in the balls
32:00 <ChorizoTaco> urgh i cannot root this pedopad
32:00 <Maurice> Trashian
32:00 <simba> you guys have made loof a celeb
32:00 <Maurice> I second that vote
32:00 <Loof> why do they want my nuts so bad?
32:00 <simba> hes just like the real kim, she ignores you but you keep up with her life
32:00 <simba> lol
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
32:00 <Kynetic> lol
32:00 <Maurice> Did he put out a sex tape?
32:00 <Maurice> No
32:00 <Maurice> Fuck him
32:00 <Kynetic> did anyone see that flag someone took to a kanye west concert of kim kardashian in her sex tape?
32:00 <Maurice> But don't, you'll get asian disease
32:00 <simba> youre clearly jealous of both of them
32:00 <Loof> i should put Kynetic on there too, he does nothing but abuse me
33:00 <Maurice> LOL ffs
33:00 <Kynetic> yeah fuck you Loof
33:00 <Maurice> I'm fixing this
33:00 <Kynetic> youre a cunt.
33:00 <Kynetic> even your wife doesnt wanna stick around
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
33:00 <Kynetic> i bet he didnt even kick her out
33:00 <Kynetic> she just left
33:00 <Kynetic> cos shes sick of his shit
33:00 <simba> oh Maurice, u cant just get mad because what you wanna believe isnt true
33:00 <Maurice> He's so full of shit, his eyes are brown
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!
33:00 <Maurice> simba, I can so
34:00 <Kynetic> whats even funnier is his wife is actually just a pile of sponges, lube and snappy bags
34:00 <simba> youre a very, very bad person 
34:00 <Kynetic> and she STILL left him
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
34:00 <Maurice> So sue me
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> dontforget thecups
34:00 <Maurice> I make no apologies for my awesomeness
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> sponges, cups, lube
34:00 <simba> youre both very bad people
34:00 <Maurice> And I am awesome
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> rubber gloves
34:00 <Kynetic> i dont get the cups
34:00 <simba> youre a very bad person Maurice dont lie
34:00 <Kynetic> how do the cups even come into it
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> phew
34:00 <Maurice> I AM SO
34:00 <Maurice> Oh wait
34:00 <Kynetic> katatonic_kate01 can you explain this to me?
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> yus
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> think of a flesh light 
35:00 <Kynetic> personally ive never had to stoop this low so this is all news to me
35:00 <Maurice> I have no idea what the cup means
35:00 <Kynetic> ok im thinking of a flesh light
35:00 <Kynetic> but i still dont understand the cups
35:00 <Maurice> (23:35:28) -Loof- you're so fucking insecure bitch
35:00 <Kynetic> maybe if you showed me while slapping my balls
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you stuff the plastic cup with2 sponges 
35:00 <Maurice> Is it because I'm not a she-male?
35:00 <Maurice> This makes me sad
35:00 <Maurice> Oh wait, no it doesn't
36:00 <Kynetic> shit
36:00 <Kynetic> this would wanna be some seriosuly big sized plastic cup
36:00 <simba> why would not being a she male make you insecure
36:00 <Maurice> Ohhh the menstrual cups
36:00 <Kynetic> the plastic cups i see at woolies just wouldnt cut it
36:00 <Maurice> Those things are wrong
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> well, you could order in a massive plastic cup
36:00 <BlackDevil> Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle's home was raided Tuesday morning by FBI agents conducting a child pornography investigation.
36:00 <Kynetic> id probably just have to use a water bottle and cut the top off it
37:00 <Maurice> Yeah, welcome to hours ago
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> ima find a picture (sex cup)
37:00 <Kynetic> i thought jared had aides
37:00 <ChorizoTaco> I love foot longs
37:00 <Kynetic> i bet you do
38:00 <ChorizoTaco> work discount, 50%
38:00 <Kynetic> with double meat
38:00 <ChorizoTaco> all the shit goes down at subway
39:00 <Kynetic> my first customer was suzy she came in and asked for a hamburger with the lot.. no meat...
39:00 <Kynetic> i said hey thats a salad roll and we started going out
39:00 <BlackDevil> FYI Jared is becoming fat again
39:00 <Kynetic> fuck jared
40:00 <Kynetic> he probably doenst have aides anymore
40:00 <Kynetic> thats why
40:00 <ChorizoTaco> did aids really come from people fucking monkeys?
40:00 <Maurice> The fuck
41:00 <ChorizoTaco> I heard it was black people
41:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.bnet.com/blogs/jared-fogle-fat.jpg
41:00 <ChorizoTaco> in africa... might've been bats, and not monkeys
41:00 <nate> monkey bats
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was winged monkeys 
42:00 <ChorizoTaco> like on the wizard of oz?
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> yup
42:00 <ChorizoTaco> those cunts give me nightmares
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> they live in the jungle and fuck peeps, kind of like drop bears
43:00 <ChorizoTaco> scary as fuck... kind of like your vagina
43:00 <Clarkson> chicks love the cock pic
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco, you've never seen my vagina 
43:00 <ChorizoTaco> maybe thats where aids came from
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd assume it came from your diseased cock
43:00 <Clarkson> that is if you take away the decade of hell
44:00 <ChorizoTaco> what happened in the decade of hell?
44:00 <ChorizoTaco> sounds nice
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Clarkson
44:00 <Clarkson> suck my god damn dick 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
44:00 <Bastardly_One> gold
44:00 <simba> very nice how much - borat
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Clarkson
45:00 <Clarkson> i wanna get a bear suit so i can fuck like ted off that movie
45:00 <BenCox> that's a beehhh quote too, simba
45:00 <simba> thanx
45:00 <ChorizoTaco> Clarkson
45:00 <Clarkson> oh fuck ness
45:00 <simba> ill put it up on the whiteboard
46:00 <ChorizoTaco> tbh I'd prob fuck vaness
46:00 <ChorizoTaco> bitch has got experience
46:00 <Clarkson> marriage is being able to fart in your husbands face and upload it to social media sites
46:00 <ChorizoTaco> resume of cock
46:00 <MuGgSY> goto bed whores
46:00 <simba> wouldnt the mental illnesses outweigh the experience
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww clarkson 
47:00 <Clarkson> i didnt say there anything wrong with being gay
47:00 <simba> There is.
47:00 <ChorizoTaco> hopefully the mental illness would make her leave
47:00 <ChorizoTaco> when bitches stay you have issues
47:00 <MuGgSY> do any of u work
47:00 <simba> is that what u read on 4chan
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope, i'm on holidays
47:00 <ChorizoTaco> MuGgSY, I pretend to work
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is on the dole
48:00 <simba> hes like santa, in theory its the hardest job in the world, in reality he doesnt even exist
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh best 'job' ever!
48:00 <BenCox> simba what do you read?
49:00 <simba> voltaire
49:00 <NeoGeo64> Hello
49:00 <simba> lol
49:00 <MuGgSY> chorizo GJ 
49:00 <NeoGeo64> Is 170/25 Mbps fast enough for light web browsing
49:00 <MuGgSY> guess i better sleep since i do have work tomm
49:00 <MuGgSY> 8mbps is all anyone needs
50:00 <ChorizoTaco> I had a nice sleep as I drove home this afternoon
50:00 <MuGgSY> form ur preten djob?
50:00 <MuGgSY> loll
50:00 <ChorizoTaco> yer
51:00 <ChorizoTaco> 2hr drive
51:00 <MuGgSY> nice im off tty dole bludgers later :P
51:00 <Kynetic> he says as he goes to bed at 2ma
51:00 <Kynetic> 2am*
52:00 <MuGgSY> hey if i wasnt workin tomm i wouldtn be sleeping
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes legit 
52:00 <MuGgSY> but i have too 
52:00 <MuGgSY> ta ta
52:00 <Kynetic> just have some meth
52:00 <ChorizoTaco> we live in a 24/7 society
52:00 <Kynetic> best thing about meth
52:00 <MuGgSY> ranout 
52:00 <Kynetic> only 2 sleeps til xmas
52:00 <ChorizoTaco> some people do work night shift
52:00 <MuGgSY> hahaha
53:00 <Maurice> Lol Kynetic
53:00 <MuGgSY> thats awesome
53:00 <Maurice> My kid told me meth is in cigs
53:00 <Kynetic> lol
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
53:00 <Maurice> He was very matter of fact
53:00 <Kynetic> best drug education video ever
53:00 <Kynetic> is the movie "requiem for a drema"
53:00 <Kynetic> make ur kids watch that shit
53:00 <Clarkson> I've been asked to fucking BRUNCH tomorrow... who the fuck does brunch these days...
53:00 <Kynetic> theyll never touch drugs
53:00 <MuGgSY> id do a brunch but ill be at work
54:00 <Maurice> I made my kids look at krokodil pics
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok taco
54:00 <MuGgSY> shit job too 
54:00 <Kynetic> i dont eat breakfast or lunch
54:00 <MuGgSY> should kill myself
54:00 <Maurice> They're traumatised
54:00 <Kynetic> i just graze
54:00 <MuGgSY> anyway bye bye 
54:00 <Maurice> Omg I don't eat those either
54:00 <Maurice> We should totes hook up
54:00 <MuGgSY> everyone stop talking and goto bed so i dont stay up
54:00 <ChorizoTaco> I eat when I'm hungry
54:00 <Maurice> I eat dinner around midnight
54:00 <Kynetic> Maurice i hope you got ur ball slappin hands ready
54:00 <MuGgSY> slap them balls ok im goin GONE
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> wear cut off gloves
54:00 <Maurice> They're ready, I even warmed them up
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> for that bitchy look
55:00 <Kynetic> fuck yea
55:00 <ChorizoTaco> sometimes in order to get a meal I ravage a bore
55:00 <ChorizoTaco> sexually
55:00 <Kynetic> and i bet you dont even charge extra for that
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> no you don't
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> you get whiskey dick nightly 
55:00 <Kynetic> wtf are you doing ravaging a ground water outlet?
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> rending your cock useless 
55:00 <Maurice> A bore?
55:00 <Kynetic> that shit isnt even potable
55:00 <Clarkson> it only makes you fart if you have unhealthy bowels
56:00 <Serenity> oh
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <ChorizoTaco> feels good
56:00 <Kynetic> i do appreciate a good fart
56:00 <Kynetic> oh look whos late to the ball slapping party
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> grew that
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> T R E W 
56:00 <Maurice> No more sick, whiskey dick
57:00 <Serenity> ummm
57:00 <Maurice> No more battles for me
57:00 <Serenity> ok
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> you get fingerless pleather gloves to wear
57:00 <Kynetic> mmm
57:00 <Kynetic> pleather
57:00 <Kynetic> so sensual
57:00 <Maurice> Sezz, join me in the Kynetic ball bashing
58:00 <Kynetic> its ok.. i dont mind at all
58:00 <Maurice> We know
58:00 <Maurice> Perv
58:00 <Kynetic> :D
58:00 <Kynetic> youre the one with your hands on my balls
58:00 <ChorizoTaco> geez im hungry
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> eat a dick? I'm sure you'd enjoy it?
59:00 <ChorizoTaco> the frequency of your suggestion implies you'd be happier than I would, if I ate a dick
59:00 <Clarkson> loofy makes me want to masturbate to pictures of george michael
59:00 <ChorizoTaco> fettish for gay porn?
00:00 <Kynetic> only on tuesdays
00:00 <Kynetic> wait.. shit.. is it tuesday?
00:00 <Serenity> not anymoreeee
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love cock, so why wouldn't i suggest it?
02:00 <simba> i love zero suit samus
02:00 <simba> we're getting married thursday
02:00 <ChorizoTaco> katatonic_kate01, have you ever considered having your husband "eat a dick"?
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, he isn't gay. HoweverI I reckon you are.
03:00 <ChorizoTaco> doesn't matter
03:00 <ChorizoTaco> if he loves you he would
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> Well…. it has nothing to do with loving me or not
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> if he wants to suck a cock - awesome! I'd give him some tips.
04:00 <simba> what are they
04:00 <ChorizoTaco> it just seems that you might get aroused by seeing him do it
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> really
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> because i've suggested you suck a cock?
05:00 <Maurice> (23:59:55) (Clarkson): loofy makes me want to masturbate to pictures of george michael
05:00 <Maurice> Lol
05:00 <Clarkson> now who wants to cum on my tits
05:00 <simba> me
06:00 <simba> i might have said that george michael thing
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm hoping you suck a cock and choke to death taco
06:00 <faux> Seeing kate and taco argue is like watching 2 homeless men fight over a chip 
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> ignore me then
06:00 <faux> No 
06:00 <Serenity> omg speaking of i saw some homeless kids in the city on monday
06:00 <ChorizoTaco> what kind of chip?
06:00 <Serenity> it was so sad :(
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> chicken
06:00 <faux> U pick
07:00 <faux> Did u buy them water
07:00 <ShadowLurker> https://41.media.tumblr.com/3d018b4a2d4e7488019b04cddd311a8b/tumblr_nqlnpoeAPx1tg8883o1_400.jpg
07:00 <Maurice> How old
07:00 <Serenity> no i didnt
07:00 <faux> :'(
07:00 <Serenity> looked like early/mid teens
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> homeless peeps in general 
07:00 <Serenity> was when i was at the court house
08:00 <Kynetic> i love it when faux chips in
08:00 <Kynetic> huhuuhuhhhhuhhuuh
08:00 <faux> Ahehaehdklf
08:00 <Maurice> Theres a homeless guy here and he has a pup
08:00 <faux> I'm going back 2 sleep 
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
08:00 <faux> Adios amigos
08:00 <ChorizoTaco> Maurice, when is he going to eat it?
08:00 <Kynetic> pfft
08:00 <Kynetic> sif sleep faux
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
09:00 <Maurice> He used to put the dog first, then he rocked up to hockey, stinking of booze and yells 'YOU FUCKED YOUR ANKLE, YOU HAVE ANOTHER ONE'
09:00 <Serenity> ive  never seen homeless before
09:00 <Maurice> Then he left
09:00 <faux> I was happily asleep but burnout guy woke me again 
09:00 <faux> Turd
09:00 <Kynetic> that bastard
09:00 <ChorizoTaco> faux, I bet that impressed you
09:00 <Kynetic> i hope you threw a big turd at him
09:00 <ChorizoTaco> sexually
09:00 <Clarkson> I have a toilet, I dont need a turd extractor
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ clarkson
09:00 <Clarkson> saw her in an ep dancing sexy
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco - go buy a flesh light
10:00 <ShadowLurker> woah clarky
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> honestly 
10:00 <Clarkson> now im just toned as fuck :/
10:00 <ChorizoTaco> kate, does your husband own a flesh light?
10:00 <Kynetic> what is it with your obsession with fleshlights katatonic_kate01
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt clarkson
10:00 <Clarkson> but when it gets a bit dark they are hell slow like zombies
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think they're neat
10:00 <ChorizoTaco> maybe you should buy one?
10:00 <Kynetic> how so
10:00 <Kynetic> i bet they get pretty messy
10:00 <Kynetic> i wouldnt want to have to clean one after its been used
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… peeps can go fuck themselves 
11:00 <Clarkson> total male dildo likes
11:00 <Kynetic> i can fuck myself without a fleshlight
11:00 <Clarkson> fuck a duck and fuck it now
11:00 <Maurice> (00:10:21) (ChorizoTaco): kate, does your husband own a flesh light?
11:00 <Maurice> I have one
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah! what clarkson said
11:00 <Clarkson> another shit talking irc kid
11:00 <ChorizoTaco> queue "next"
12:00 <ChorizoTaco> Maurice, why?
12:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck clarksons on a roll
12:00 <Clarkson> i nearly booted this cunt in the hospital
13:00 <ChorizoTaco> I don't understand why chicks are so fascinated with flesh lights?
13:00 <Maurice> Why do I have a fleshlight?
13:00 <Kynetic> saves having to wash their tacos
13:00 <Maurice> Coz I like the feeling
13:00 <ChorizoTaco> you like the feeling of what exactly?
13:00 <Maurice> Of the fleshlight
13:00 <Kynetic> a fleshlight on her penis
13:00 <Kynetic> obviously.
13:00 <ChorizoTaco> ownership? silicone?
13:00 <Maurice> Why are you asking moronic questions
14:00 <simba> he needs to be raped to death
14:00 <ChorizoTaco> sounds horrific :D
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> praise the lord
15:00 <simba> a raping so powerful your deepest secrets come literally bursting out
15:00 <ChorizoTaco> praise jesus!
15:00 <Kynetic> PRAISE T'LORD
15:00 <Maurice> Far out, simba is so fatty fat fat
16:00 <simba> quiet fatty
16:00 <simba> get in teh corner
16:00 <Maurice> I don't fit :(
16:00 <Kynetic> just roll her over there
16:00 <simba> get in the garage ok we'll build a bigger corner for u
17:00 <ChorizoTaco> ok im still hungry
17:00 <ChorizoTaco> what now
18:00 <ChorizoTaco> tacos?
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> you don't eat for the next 40 days 
18:00 <Maurice> No, the garage is full
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> and hopefully you'll die
18:00 <Kynetic> that cunt
18:00 <Clarkson> and his act is fucking stupid too
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i now believe in god
18:00 <Kynetic> how dare he swear like that
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> now i don't
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
19:00 <ChorizoTaco> simba u cunt
19:00 <Clarkson> southpark is the gayest shit EVER
19:00 <ChorizoTaco> hi
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> asl
19:00 <ChorizoTaco> 12 f cali
19:00 <ChorizoTaco> u lik sex?
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
20:00 <ChorizoTaco> ok
20:00 <ChorizoTaco> bai
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah…. had I said that 9389873987430870387 days ago
22:00 <British^Meat> :)
22:00 <ChorizoTaco> but we haven't known each other for 2.57086e16 years
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> it feels like it
22:00 <ChorizoTaco> I hope not
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
24:00 <ChorizoTaco> did I break your coal heart or something?
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck no
25:00 <Clarkson> I do I would rather have sex with a vagina headache
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> $17 for airport link train 
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunts
29:00 <simba> thats awesome 17 bux 4 a train
30:00 <amsy> do you know we pay 6 bucks to go 2 stops on the train here
30:00 <simba> chr*st
30:00 <amsy> yeah :(
30:00 <simba> hows operation: move home going x/10
30:00 <amsy> 0
30:00 <simba> rip
30:00 <amsy> lol yeah
31:00 <amsy> i dont know
31:00 <amsy> i guess we will see where life takes us
31:00 <simba> i mean ------- the future is clouded. uncertainty is everywhere. remain optimistic
31:00 <amsy> happy here though
31:00 <simba> good just stick 2 1 trains distance
31:00 <simba> how far do you have to go to work
32:00 <amsy> 20 - 30 mins drive depending on traffic
32:00 <amsy> i drive though
33:00 <amsy> because i would have to take 2 buses and a train and use over an hour and spend lots of money
33:00 <amsy> so no thanks
33:00 <amsy> thats aboit the gist of public transport here
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hate public ransport
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> t
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't wanna catch a fuckin' train and pay $17 
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> however i doubt the husband will pick me up :|
35:00 <simba> d:
35:00 <amsy> in oslo the train from the airport to the city centre is 35ish aud
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> so i'm getting a good deal
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
36:00 <simba> damn thats a cab 2 the airport 
36:00 <amsy> somewhat :p
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was 80 bucks in a taxi @ 6am
36:00 <amsy> wowee
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not making this up but I think the melbourne one is somethin really cheap like $10
37:00 <amsy> melbourne doeant have a train
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> i won't have a child on the way back, so i can't really justify spending 80 bucks again
37:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh just a bus
37:00 <amsy> yeah
37:00 <amsy> relatively cheap
37:00 <Bastardly_One> getting a train apparently 
37:00 <TheRiddler> damn
37:00 <amsy> but takes a long while
37:00 <amsy> yeah they say so
37:00 <TheRiddler> I got to top 5 in agar.io
37:00 <amsy> maybe in 15 years lol
38:00 <simba> 1 good thing about adel teh pub transport costs nothing
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
38:00 <TheRiddler> then I think I did something stupid and got consumed
38:00 <simba> even a cab compared 2 everywhere else is nothing
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that's only around the city isn't it?
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> how can that be
38:00 <Bastardly_One> aren't the trains not free?
38:00 <amsy> melbourne cbd has free pt now
38:00 <TheRiddler> my nick was (  .  )(  .  )
38:00 <simba> cos were just smaller
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> sydney has one cunty bus
38:00 <simba> i didnt mean literally nothing
38:00 <Maurice> Just pay for the tolls, coz Vic is shithouse
38:00 <TheRiddler> they were supposed to make me bigger lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah adelaide has had free busesarond the CBD forever
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> that is freee
39:00 <simba> well those r free
39:00 <amsy> it cost me 3.40 or something to get from cranbourne into flinders st
39:00 <amsy> not so bad
39:00 <Maurice> I forgot to abuse simba
39:00 <Maurice> My bad
39:00 <TheRiddler> only 1 tram in melb is free
39:00 <simba> You're shithouse.
39:00 <amsy> wrong ash
39:00 <ChorizoTaco> Joe hockey says you should all work harder and get better jobs
39:00 <TheRiddler> oh?
39:00 <Maurice> YOUR FACE
39:00 <amsy> they all are in the cbd
39:00 <TheRiddler> I thought it was just the circle tram
40:00 <amsy> it changed last year i think?
40:00 <TheRiddler> oh ok
40:00 <amsy> much cheaper with myki
40:00 <amsy> but every cunt still whinges about it
40:00 <TheRiddler> the fact you need a myki to use the trains/busses sux
41:00 <TheRiddler> *trams
41:00 <amsy> i dont think it does
41:00 <amsy> maaaany other places in the world does the same thing
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just hate loading $ onto my opal 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> not really if you know what you're doing you only need to tap once instead of twice
41:00 <TheRiddler> I couldn't get on the train to melton without it
41:00 <Maurice> Did amsy just say cunt
41:00 <Clarkson> jesus christ....get a nickname fucker
41:00 <amsy> i did
41:00 <amsy> lol
41:00 <Maurice> I'm disgusted
42:00 <amsy> i get annoyed that everyone whinges about it
42:00 <amsy> it worked fine for me 
42:00 <amsy> "oh but you have to pay such and such justto get a card"
42:00 <Maurice> I don't do public transport, so it is great for me
42:00 <amsy> also getting cheaper fares and free rides in the city centre
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
42:00 <amsy> shut. up.
43:00 <Maurice> I will not
43:00 <TheRiddler> I think it's like a $20 min 
43:00 <amsy> not you dear
43:00 <Maurice> I have a car, I dont train or bus
43:00 <Maurice> Thats a lie
43:00 <Maurice> I took the train to Dolly Parton
44:00 <Bastardly_One> what's 20 min?
44:00 <Maurice> She's great
44:00 <Bastardly_One> those cards?
44:00 <TheRiddler> the myki card for when you initially get it
44:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck this i need sleep and catch a fucking plane in a few hours :| 
44:00 <Clarkson> whats married with kids have to do with not liking cock in your arse?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> $6 or $3
44:00 <Maurice> I also took the train to Mrs Browns Boys
44:00 <TheRiddler> that's all I put on it
44:00 <TheRiddler> oh
44:00 <Bastardly_One> for the actual card itself
44:00 <Maurice> LOL Clarkson
44:00 <Clarkson> I have boobs
44:00 <Maurice> Same, kinda
44:00 <TheRiddler> I mean the counter 1
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah a card 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> adult or concession/child
45:00 <Bastardly_One> like costs a dollar for 2 hrs where I am
45:00 <amsy> yeah 6 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> so $5 lasts you a week almost
45:00 <Bastardly_One> except this week
45:00 <amsy> yeah its pretty sick
46:00 <amsy> i was pleasantly surprised
46:00 <Bastardly_One> trip to melb for a musical experience
46:00 <Maurice> Hang on, the toll shit is... well.. shit
46:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone only complains because you can't get away without paying anymore
46:00 <Maurice> Yes you can
46:00 <TheRiddler> from the ballarat to sthn cross
47:00 <Bastardly_One> other than that it's probably the best ticket system
47:00 <TheRiddler> ?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah riddler
47:00 <Maurice> When I was there last, we went the around the tolls
47:00 <Maurice> Perth doesn't have that shit
47:00 <Clarkson> yeh bass doesnt talk shit
47:00 <TheRiddler> that sounds cheap
47:00 <Bastardly_One> round trip is ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
47:00 <TheRiddler> that's 1 way sydney
47:00 <Bastardly_One> $12?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> then you get your fairs from Melbourne reimbursed
47:00 <TheRiddler> oh 1 way
47:00 <TheRiddler> oh
47:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh both
48:00 <Bastardly_One> 22 for adult I think
48:00 <simba> u get pensioners discounts soon 
48:00 <amsy> Maurice, in my area theres tolls going into areas, rather than set upon big expensive freeways
48:00 <Maurice> What a crock of shit
48:00 <Maurice> What
48:00 <amsy> so we have to oay everytime we enter a specific area
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah few more years I wont have to pay shit 
48:00 <Maurice> In my area, there is no cost
48:00 <Maurice> NO. COST.
49:00 <TheRiddler> there's no toll for any roads in perth at all
49:00 <amsy> and lately in the news the government has announced that theyre putting more toll points in and increasing the cost for cars travelling during peak times -_-
49:00 <TheRiddler> I dont think so atleast
49:00 <Maurice> Yes, thank you TheRiddler...
49:00 <amsy> its seriously grosa
49:00 <TheRiddler> even the tunnel
49:00 <Bastardly_One> where I am in this crap city it's easier to walk than wait around for a bus anyway
49:00 <amsy> like people have no choice but to travel atthose timea
50:00 <Maurice> Grosa is terribad
50:00 <amsy> s
50:00 <amsy> because they need to work.
50:00 <Maurice> I've been to VIC too many times and its shit
50:00 <amsy> ive been to perth once and havent returned
50:00 <amsy> lollll
50:00 <Maurice> I'm driving those fucking roads, make it free
50:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder if US has been updated to automatic tolls
51:00 <amsy> hahaha good point ash
51:00 <amsy> probably not
51:00 <Maurice> amsy, thats our blessing :P
51:00 <amsy> it isnt!
51:00 <Maurice> Well lets face it, no tolls
51:00 <Maurice> Can drive where the fuck you want
52:00 <amsy> sometimea driving in another state feels like an entirely different country
52:00 <amsy> its strange
53:00 <amsy> i wish my A key would fuck off
53:00 <Maurice> Yeah it's not good
53:00 <Maurice> The A key I mean
53:00 <amsy> Fat Fingies
54:00 <Maurice> simba keeps calling me fatty fat fat, I'm really upset over it
54:00 <amsy> haha what did loof do?
54:00 <Maurice> Loof was himself
54:00 <Maurice> No explanation needed
54:00 <amsy> lol
54:00 <Maurice> And thats an unban
54:00 <Maurice> Sadly
54:00 <simba> im not saying anything
54:00 <simba> let of of teh past man
54:00 <simba> i mean
54:00 <simba> u fatty
54:00 <Maurice> The what
55:00 <amsy> go of****
55:00 <Maurice> Let of of
55:00 <simba> maurice got hell mad i pointed out how she needs loof kardashian in her life and she took it out on him within 10 mins
55:00 <simba> THATS WHAT HAPPEENEED FATTY
55:00 <Maurice> Rofl
55:00 <amsy> hahaha
55:00 <Maurice> I cheese and bacon balled ridic
56:00 <simba> i have some bad asian left over 
56:00 <simba> its rare to get bad asian
56:00 <Maurice> I'LL FATTY YOUR FACE, YOU FATSO
56:00 <amsy> i have pasta
56:00 <simba> whoa
56:00 <Maurice> Oh yum
56:00 <Maurice> Colour me fat
57:00 <TheRiddler> what's the time over there?
57:00 <amsy> nearly 7pm
57:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
57:00 <simba> 10 pasta 7
57:00 <TheRiddler> cool
57:00 <TheRiddler> pasta for sue
57:00 <Maurice> 1am for me :/
57:00 <amsy> --- luigi
57:00 <TheRiddler> :p
57:00 <amsy> who is sue
58:00 <simba> amsy puts the spaghetti up to her lip and says "its a me luigi" pretending its a moustache
58:00 <TheRiddler> idk ask amanda or whoever
58:00 <amsy> haha true
58:00 <TheRiddler> ummm
58:00 <TheRiddler> what did she go by recently
58:00 <amsy> a friend of mine has a motorised spinning fork
59:00 <simba> lol
59:00 <amsy> its ridiculously loud
59:00 <simba> did he invent it
59:00 <amsy> and makes me laugh really hard
59:00 <amsy> i dont think he did
59:00 <TheRiddler> stick a dildo at the end
59:00 <amsy> he bought it in the US
59:00 <TheRiddler> lol
59:00 <amsy> ASH
59:00 <amsy> seriously
59:00 <amsy> can you not 
59:00 <amsy> just once
00:00 <Maurice> My friend invented the triple camel toe with a twist on an above ground pool..
00:00 <Maurice> It's as bad as it sounds
00:00 <simba> you dont have friends
00:00 <simba> soz
00:00 <Maurice> Shit
00:00 <Maurice> I better tell her
00:00 <Maurice> Thanks for the heads up
00:00 <simba> u cant she doesnt know u
01:00 <simba> FUCK 
01:00 <simba> JODIE FOSTER
01:00 <amsy> this is a nice time of night for austnet
01:00 <Maurice> No, she's not Jodie Foster..
01:00 <amsy> oh
01:00 <simba> ok lesbian enough about jodie
01:00 <Maurice> Oh great
01:00 <amsy> i wanna watch contact
02:00 <Maurice> You might want to watch simba ban Loof
02:00 <simba> is she in a new movie?
02:00 <TheRiddler> isn't that with helen hunt
02:00 <TheRiddler> they're pretty similar
02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
02:00 <amsy> contact? pretty sure its jodie foster
02:00 <amsy> manly voice
03:00 <TheRiddler> foster in elysium was ok
03:00 <amsy> hit up imdb
03:00 <amsy> i cbf
03:00 <simba> yea
03:00 <simba> played a small role as julia gillard
03:00 <simba> IRL
03:00 <amsy> lolll
03:00 <TheRiddler> it was too
03:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
03:00 <simba> just lost 2 west ham #IWantToDie
03:00 <amsy> torlet
03:00 <Maurice> Dear god
03:00 <TheRiddler> I swear it was helen hunt in contact
03:00 <TheRiddler> maybe I'm thinking twister
04:00 <Maurice> My sister says torlet
04:00 <amsy> helen hunt was in twister
04:00 <Maurice> I want to kill her
04:00 <amsy> lol
04:00 <amsy> Maurice
04:00 <amsy> noooiiii
04:00 <simba> julia torlet
04:00 <Maurice> SHE DOES
04:00 <TheRiddler> yes
04:00 <amsy> noooooo***
04:00 <amsy> thats so bad
04:00 <TheRiddler> I saw helen hunt in the sessions
04:00 <Maurice> And she says bang cock
04:00 <Clarkson> woke up this morning with cum hanging from my ear
04:00 <Loof> oooh ex machina is on pb
04:00 <Maurice> I lol
04:00 <Loof> lol filth clarky
04:00 <Clarkson> get drunk and just talk shit
04:00 <TheRiddler> it's a pretty decent movie
05:00 <TheRiddler> if you dont mind helen hunt naked lol
05:00 <Maurice> Just show cat pics and vids and Loof will die
05:00 <simba> helen hunt mel gibson porno
05:00 <simba> Loof_Kardashian
05:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1866249/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
05:00 <Loof> i have weed now
05:00 <Loof> and i've sobered up after my 1 wine
05:00 <Maurice> No
06:00 <Loof> life be good mon
06:00 <Maurice> Just.. no
06:00 <simba> how long until kim starts promoting weed
06:00 <amsy> not a fan of alcohol
06:00 <Loof> me either
06:00 <simba> kushdashian strain
06:00 <TheRiddler> what is your poison amsy?
06:00 <Loof> always makes me feel seedy
06:00 <amsy> would rather people smoke weed tbh
06:00 <Maurice> Ugh
06:00 <Loof> love u
06:00 <Maurice> Fucking junkie fuck
06:00 <Clarkson> theres too many questions, not gay
06:00 <amsy> i dont have a poison really
06:00 <TheRiddler> ah ok
07:00 <Loof> that's a good thing man
07:00 <simba> CALM DOWN Maurice EVERYTHINGS OKAY
07:00 <simba> I PROMISE
07:00 <simba> look i'll PM you
07:00 <amsy> ive tried some stuff
07:00 <Maurice> STOP CAPSLOCKING ME, YOU FUCK
07:00 <TheRiddler> baby animals then
07:00 <Loof> i'd like to be a nerd
07:00 <TheRiddler> :p
07:00 <Loof> so much
07:00 <simba> anything to distract you from the mindless hatred
07:00 <Maurice> You
07:00 <Maurice> OH FFS
07:00 <simba> lol
07:00 <TheRiddler> baby animals are a drug
07:00 <simba> shes losin it
07:00 <Maurice> You're like my mum*
08:00 <amsy> ill smoke very occasionally if its the right company and place
08:00 <Maurice> She random caps
08:00 <amsy> but other than that im clean
08:00 <Loof> dutch coffee shop with dutch ppl
08:00 <amsy> yeah loof
08:00 <amsy> for example
08:00 <TheRiddler> anyways goodnight
08:00 <Loof> lol awesome
08:00 <amsy> nini ash
08:00 <simba> adelaide @ my house xD
08:00 <Loof> lol
08:00 <simba> Maurice isnt invited shes 2 angry
08:00 <Maurice> Faggot
09:00 <simba> Loof would b there anyway
09:00 <simba> so you would be in the other room talking about him
09:00 <simba> lol
09:00 <Loof> lol
09:00 <amsy> lol i would simba
09:00 <Maurice> I don't wanna come, unless you have whoppers with cheese
09:00 <Loof> i'd be in my ignore bubble
09:00 <Loof> maybe i could use a sleeping bag
09:00 <simba> real talk ive always got whoppers for you
09:00 <Maurice> You're my favw
09:00 <Maurice> Er fave
10:00 <Maurice> *****
10:00 <simba> ill be in the shower
10:00 <Loof> god how many times a day can this kid watch the bee movie
10:00 <simba> lol
11:00 <Loof> it's so jewish
11:00 <Loof> jerry seinfeld is the lead voiceover
11:00 <Maurice> Why is that kid awake
11:00 <simba> yea i saw it once cos seinfeld
11:00 <simba> hes the only jew i will tollerate
11:00 <simba> the rest ----------- exterminate em
11:00 <Loof> larry is ok
11:00 <simba> and larry and some of their friends
11:00 <Loof> yeah
12:00 <Loof> there's gotta be some way of streaming in real time
12:00 <simba> kool he got JIM CARREY on comedians in cars blowing eachother
12:00 <Loof> lol
13:00 <simba> idk i think its always delayed
13:00 <simba> epsecially 4 us down under
13:00 <simba> ill ask some 1337 dudes if they do it w/o lag
19:00 <simba> dont you KNOW I STILL BELIEVE
21:00 <Maurice> Bee -lieve
31:00 <Loof> nope nothing you can do about delay
31:00 <Loof> because of video encoding decoding time
31:00 <Loof> and routing
31:00 <Loof> fuck that sucks
32:00 <Clarkson> handle ice the shits cut to the shithouse 2 twist tops does more.
32:00 <Maurice> Cats, cats, cats
37:00 <Bastardly_One> go meow meow meow
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice
49:00 <Bastardly_One> how's Esme?
52:00 <Maurice> Shes at a cattery
55:00 <Loof> oh there's an option in twitch to reduce stream delay but it's beta
55:00 <Loof> i'll try it because i'm getting 15 seconds which is redic
16:00 <Loof> fucking skype
16:00 <Loof> it's nearly instant and does screen sharing
16:00 <Loof> nice
17:00 <Loof> solved
20:00 <simba> Brilliant
20:00 <simba> skype it
28:00 <Loof> mic aint working damn
17:00 <ChorizoTaco> do you reckon delta puts makeup on her tits?
54:00 <grem> QUEENSLANDER!@#
28:00 <Serenity> hmm
29:00 <anotherirc3r> pretty exciting
29:00 <BenCox> riveting
30:00 <anotherirc3r> BenCox, entertain us
31:00 <BenCox> well I could do a song and dance routine
31:00 <anotherirc3r> will you record it?
31:00 <BenCox> maybe
32:00 <anotherirc3r> nice
36:00 <ShadowLurker> clarky enternain these people
36:00 <Clarkson> dvd maker is crap matrix man
36:00 <BenCox> wise words indeed
37:00 <anotherirc3r> tell us more
38:00 <ShadowLurker> some of us knew that already clarkson 
38:00 <Clarkson> picard is defintely a closet fag
39:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck clarky youre not very original today
39:00 <Clarkson> it shits all over RP
39:00 <BenCox> Clarkson stating what we all knew
39:00 <Clarkson> I dont give a fuck what you say
39:00 <ShadowLurker> gettin lippy clarkson
39:00 <Clarkson> i have shot more guns that you have had hot dinners you baked bin can eating fuck
40:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
40:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
40:00 <BenCox> "guns"
40:00 <BenCox> being the key term there
42:00 <Serenity> baked bin
42:00 <ShadowLurker> pew pew
43:00 <Clarkson> a weed penis
43:00 <Serenity> ants song
43:00 <ShadowLurker> smoke dat weed dick
44:00 <ShadowLurker> hhaha
44:00 <ShadowLurker> he rocks
44:00 <Serenity> OOOOH WAH AH AH AH
45:00 <anotherirc3r> ooooh nice song!
46:00 <Serenity> tiz
46:00 <BenCox> would Chris smoke a weed penis?
46:00 <Serenity> absolutely
51:00 <ShadowLurker> http://www.triplem.com.au/sydney/music/news/2015/7/watch-slipknots-corey-taylor-call-out-kanye-west-on-his-crap/
52:00 <Serenity> loll stop it
56:00 <ShadowLurker> stop it
56:00 <ShadowLurker> *smack*
06:00 <British^Meat> Hello my name is Daniel, real name bitish^Meat
08:00 <anotherirc3r> hi bitish^Meat
08:00 <Serenity> Hello british daniel meat
09:00 <British^Meat> hello "serenity" and " anotherirc3r"
10:00 <Serenity> my real name is bertha
10:00 <anotherirc3r> hawt
12:00 <British^Meat> can i cann you bert?
12:00 <anotherirc3r> cann?
12:00 <British^Meat> call
13:00 <Serenity> sure
13:00 <British^Meat> sometimes my fingers do thier own thing, its weird
13:00 <British^Meat> i'll call you it in my best Ernie voice
13:00 <British^Meat> "hey Bert"
13:00 <Serenity> i had a weiro called ernie
13:00 <Serenity> he was lovely
19:00 <faux> BHJKUIGGGGGGGGGGGGGOHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPJLKKKKO
19:00 <faux> been on hold for 2.5 hours
19:00 <British^Meat> a weirdo?
19:00 <Clarkson> they are raised gay or become gay
20:00 <Serenity> no clarkson
20:00 <Clarkson> you can be fukkin wit otha niggaz shit but u cant be fukkn wit MINE
21:00 <Serenity> oh..
21:00 <Serenity> centrelink faux?
21:00 <BenCox> wow
21:00 <faux> yes ffs
21:00 <Serenity> cause theres like 5 people on my feed complaining about the same thing
21:00 <faux> first time i rang and was on hold for an hour
21:00 <Serenity> centrelink or child support
21:00 <faux> and the LINE CUT OUT
21:00 <faux> I WAS  FURIOUS
21:00 <faux> so i rang back
21:00 <faux> and now i been on hold for 1.5 hors
21:00 <faux> WHORES
21:00 <BenCox> you should write to Scott Morrison
21:00 <Serenity> lol that happened to my friend yesterday she was gonna kill someone
22:00 <Serenity> so glad i dont have to deal with them
22:00 <faux> seriously i screamed so loud my neighbours dog started barking
22:00 <Serenity> it must have something to do with tax time
22:00 <faux> dont u get kiddy payments anymore
22:00 <BenCox> Serenity: if they use the same stuff as ATO it must be
22:00 <BenCox> because ATO have been fucked since july 1
23:00 <Serenity> its all the same servers
23:00 <faux> sshes like
23:00 <BenCox> that'd be it then
23:00 <Serenity> i havent got payments from them for years faux
23:00 <Serenity> paul earns too much
23:00 <faux> i put u through as a priority
23:00 <faux> ..
23:00 <faux> HOW IS THIS A PRIORITY
23:00 <Serenity> haha
23:00 <faux> ive been on hold for 4 months
23:00 <faux> they used to have a call back thing
23:00 <Serenity> why dont they have a call back function
23:00 <faux> where u just leavbe ur name and number
23:00 <Serenity> useless idiots
23:00 <BenCox> I read a while ago they want to outsource this to Telstra
23:00 <faux> and they call back
24:00 <Serenity> oh haha
24:00 <faux> but its notttttttt theree anymore
24:00 <faux> :I(((((((999999
24:00 <BenCox> can you imagine how much worse it'd get if Telstra ran Centrelink's call centres?
24:00 <Serenity> yuck
24:00 <BenCox> faux: you're probably better to go into their office
24:00 <faux> do u still work at sizzler
25:00 <faux> i have been in years and im still devo about them getting rid of cheese toast
25:00 <BenCox> they have cheese toast at the sizzler near me
25:00 <faux> not 4 long
26:00 <anotherirc3r> we don't have any in melb, I don't think :/
26:00 <BenCox> no anotherirc3r
26:00 <BenCox> they shut down in Vic and SA due to health issues I believe
26:00 <Serenity> sizzler closing
26:00 <BenCox> sizzler isn't closing up completely
26:00 <BenCox> they're just closing down the ones that do shit trade
26:00 <Clarkson> the only pics ive seen of Kelevra look normal except is there a crazy fuckin one of her on a toilet LOL
26:00 <BenCox> which makes sense
26:00 <anotherirc3r> Smorgys closed down over here too
26:00 <anotherirc3r> I miss that place
26:00 <Serenity> yes i know BenCox i work for them
27:00 <faux> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
27:00 <faux> MYYYYYYYYYYYY
27:00 <faux> FUCKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
27:00 <faux> GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
27:00 <faux> THE CALL CUT OUT
27:00 <faux> ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
27:00 <faux> WHAT A FUCKING JOKE
27:00 <BenCox> they won't close the one near me, it's always packed
27:00 <BenCox> faux: just go in
27:00 <faux> OH FUCIKSJNDHFIOSKENKJAEWRIHTKNQ 23O98TYHOIEARFJAVI3PHOTAEKL G
27:00 <Serenity> looooooolllllll
27:00 <BenCox> fuck spending hours on hold on your money
27:00 <Clarkson> [22:14:21] what the hell is with your sandwich?
27:00 <BenCox> go in and waste their heating
28:00 <faux> i have unlimited call
28:00 <faux> s
28:00 <faux> im not going in for one question
28:00 <BenCox> I'm kinda glad I couldn't get ausstudy even if I wanted to
28:00 <faux> omg my heart is beating 2 fast rn
28:00 <faux> need to breathe
28:00 <BenCox> because fuck dealing with that drama
28:00 <Clarkson> but if u lose it sucks ass
29:00 <faux> im not on austudy
29:00 <anotherirc3r> I had that for a bit
29:00 <anotherirc3r> then I got a casual retail job
29:00 <faux> im on newstart but im exempt for looking for work cos i study
29:00 <anotherirc3r> so much easier
29:00 <anotherirc3r> what are you studying?
29:00 <BenCox> my missus had to deal with centrelink when we first met, was still in uni
30:00 <BenCox> and the shit she had to deal with made me glad I haven't dealt with them in ten years
30:00 <faux> communications degree
30:00 <anotherirc3r> ah nice
30:00 <anotherirc3r> how many years left?
31:00 <faux> idk
31:00 <BenCox> communications as in IT or public relations?
31:00 <faux> depends how many units do at a time
31:00 <faux> as in internet  communications
31:00 <faux> media
31:00 <faux> web design
31:00 <faux> etc
31:00 <BenCox> oh
31:00 <BenCox> you'll get a lot of offers to do work for free, but you're able to put it on your portfolio
31:00 <anotherirc3r> ah yeah
31:00 <BenCox> thats how web design shit works these days
32:00 <BenCox> companies think they're doing you a favor if they let you do it because "it gets your name out there, right?"
32:00 <faux> i want an easy job like running a companys twitter acct
32:00 <faux> lolllllll
32:00 <BenCox> you should have done PR then
32:00 <faux> imagine completin a degree just to sit on twitter al day
32:00 <BenCox> they mostly pay PR people to do that shit
32:00 <faux> no i can do it when i finish
32:00 <Doodle> thats what she said
33:00 <faux> here u go
33:00 <faux>  The Bachelor of Arts (Internet Communications) provides you with an opportunity to learn in detail about the human dimensions of the internet: how people network, collaborate and share information through internet communications, media and design. You will develop advanced skills in creating, maintaining and managing online communications for personal and commercial interactions, as well 
33:00 <faux> as gaining knowledge of the social and cultural contexts within which those interactions occur.
33:00 <faux> The approach is interdisciplinary: you develop skills in social media, websites, public communication, social network management, collaboration via virtual organisations and web media production. At the same time you will understand the political, economic and social changes associated with the Internet. By combining this major with recommended electives in media, design, business, information 
33:00 <faux> technology, marketing, and other disciplines, you will create the right degree course for you to become an astute, engaged professional communicator via the internet.
33:00 <BenCox> sounds like something one of my exs did
33:00 <BenCox> she ended up working in retail
34:00 <BenCox> you won't find shit work in Australia fori t
34:00 <faux> maybe shes just shit 
34:00 <Clarkson> il fuck her in pohs kitchen
34:00 <BenCox> for it*
34:00 <Clarkson> its fucking stupid how its something i never picked up on when i was a kid
34:00 <faux> we're not all dumbasses
34:00 <BenCox> web designers are a dime a dozen here already
34:00 <faux> become an astute, engaged professional communicator via the internet.
34:00 <faux> lollllllllll
34:00 <faux> maybe i should put irc on me resume
35:00 <BenCox> no interviewer would even know what IRC is lol
35:00 <faux> yeah cos i was being sincere
35:00 <Serenity> you'd be suprised who knows what irc is
35:00 <faux> yeah irc was mentioned in one my units
35:00 <faux> as an early form of comms online
35:00 <Serenity> i had a cop ask me about austnet once many years ago when i hjad to report my ex for breeching his VRO
35:00 <faux> lol
35:00 <Serenity> he knew what it was and used to come here
35:00 <faux> was it taco
35:00 <faux> mao
35:00 <faux> dkhg
35:00 <Serenity> and he was cute
36:00 <BenCox> so not taco
36:00 <Serenity> i was so relieved i didnt have to explain it
36:00 <faux> hs
36:00 <faux> et
36:00 <faux> ics
36:00 <faux> pics*
36:00 <faux> fuck my keyboard fuckin shit cunt fuck
36:00 <Clarkson> War not peace cunt
36:00 <Serenity> this was like 7 years ago lol
37:00 <Doodle> hs et ics
49:00 <fawks> Fuck I'm so stressed rn
50:00 <fawks> I need to meditate
50:00 <Dugnuts> om
50:00 <fawks> Or eat a giant bucket of calamari 
51:00 <fawks> Or poop
51:00 <fawks> What do you reckon clarkson 
51:00 <Clarkson> i been through years and years of that rough shit
51:00 <fawks> Oh yeah
51:00 <fawks> And what'd u do clarkson
51:00 <Clarkson> always asking to suck a cock
51:00 <fawks> Oh
51:00 <fawks> I'm not sure I wanna do that.
51:00 <fawks> Any other tips clarkson 
51:00 <Clarkson> that movie rules whore
51:00 <fawks> Wow
52:00 <fawks> I'm not sure what's crazier.. the fact he makes so much sense so often or the fact I'm having a convo with a bot 
52:00 <fawks> Or that I'm talking to myself rn
52:00 <Dugnuts> definitely the 2nd option
52:00 <British^Meat> mmmhmmm
54:00 <Serenity> he makes more sense than most of the dim wits here
07:00 <Serenity> godd blake lively's man voice is starting to irrit me
07:00 <Serenity> she sounds stoned 24/7
11:00 <fawks> Lmao
11:00 <fawks> They'll all start to bug you at some point
11:00 <fawks> Jenny especially 
12:00 <fawks> She becomes a fuckwit
12:00 <fawks> What season u at
12:00 <Serenity>  6
12:00 <fawks> How many are there 
12:00 <Serenity> ep 3 or something
12:00 <Serenity> 6
12:00 <fawks> Ah sweet
13:00 <fawks> I finished mob wives
13:00 <fawks> Need a new show
13:00 <fawks> Lol
13:00 <Serenity> i might have a rest once this is done lol
13:00 <Serenity> find something productive to do
22:00 <Serenity> looks like SP3 might be for me
23:00 <anotherirc3r> SP3?
24:00 <Serenity> study period
25:00 <fawks> Oh goodie
25:00 <fawks> What subject
25:00 <fawks> Let's do one together 
25:00 <fawks> Loll
26:00 <Serenity> i need to finish my statistics unit before i can continue with anything else
26:00 <Serenity> i dropped that last time
26:00 <fawks> Oh
26:00 <fawks> Ew
26:00 <Serenity> yeah yuck
26:00 <fawks> gL
26:00 <ShadowLurker> sif
26:00 <Serenity> but i have to do it because i can start my psyche units
26:00 <fawks> Just get Paul to do it
26:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
26:00 <ShadowLurker> luf me mafs
26:00 <fawks> Gtfo
27:00 <Serenity> hahah he was all THIS IS EASY reading my text book
27:00 <fawks> To be honest I was rly good at it but I just didn't like using my brain
27:00 <Serenity> im like.. FUCK OFF
27:00 <ShadowLurker> i lerv mahthermahtercs
27:00 <fawks> I would paint in my grid book
27:00 <fawks> During parent teacher interviews my teacher was like
27:00 <fawks> I understand u love art but can you purchase a separate book if you're going to paint in claas
27:00 <fawks> Mum was like -_-
27:00 <fawks> Lol.
28:00 <Serenity> haha
28:00 <BenCox> haha
28:00 <anotherirc3r> what are you studying Sezz?
28:00 <Serenity> psychology
28:00 <fawks> Cum guzzling 101
28:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
28:00 <Serenity> BETTER THAN ANAL FISTING FOUNDATIONS AY FAUX
28:00 <fawks> Rofl
28:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
28:00 <Serenity> wow.. caps hard
29:00 <anotherirc3r> psych would be interesting
29:00 <fawks> Got a bit excited
29:00 <Serenity> its exceptionally interesting until you get to shit like statistics
29:00 <Serenity> bah
29:00 <ShadowLurker> faux passed introductory watersports last SP
29:00 <Serenity> i get so anxious about this unit
29:00 <fawks> I'm 2 psycho for psychology 
29:00 <fawks> I'd be like crying with my patient 
29:00 <Serenity> hahah
29:00 <fawks> Need extra tissues for me
29:00 <fawks> Rofl
30:00 <Serenity> Im not sure id be a very good psychologist tbh.. im quite cold
30:00 <anotherirc3r> ewww statistics
30:00 <Serenity> maybe criminal psyche
30:00 <anotherirc3r> I am so glad I didn't have to do that
30:00 <fawks> I'm too emotional 
30:00 <fawks> I cried in x men 
30:00 <fawks> Lollll Paul watersports pisoff
30:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
31:00 <fawks> Speaking of psychs I rang mine earlier and it sounded like he was having sex and I got nervous and hung up
31:00 <ShadowLurker> clarky loves watersports
31:00 <Clarkson> mels fuckin hot
31:00 <fawks> Idk if he was working out or something 
31:00 <ShadowLurker> mels gunna piss on you Clarkson
31:00 <Clarkson> JUNO so gay
31:00 <fawks> But I was like ...omg. Beep. 
31:00 <fawks> Ew
31:00 <fawks> Mel is a filth bucket clarkson 
31:00 <Clarkson> who gives a fuk
31:00 <fawks> Wow
32:00 <fawks> Not u that's for sure
32:00 <Serenity> i need a psyche
32:00 <fawks> Lolllll I full on have genuine convos with it
32:00 <fawks> Clarkson
32:00 <Clarkson> and ended up cannot be possibly shitter
32:00 <Serenity> i miss ants psyche lol she used to talk to me so much'
32:00 <fawks> I told u what to do sezzzzz
32:00 <Serenity> just to make sure i was doing ok
33:00 <fawks> I even offered 2 call for u lol
33:00 <Serenity> yeah i know -_-
33:00 <Serenity> im shit
33:00 <fawks> No youerr not
33:00 <fawks> You just need to be ready 
33:00 <fawks> You'll call when u are
33:00 <fawks> :)
34:00 <Serenity> ive been writting heaps
34:00 <Serenity> it helps a bit
34:00 <fawks> It certainly does
35:00 <fawks> The only person I've ever let read my journals is my psych
35:00 <fawks> That's how comfy
35:00 <fawks> I ia
35:00 <fawks> Am
35:00 <Serenity> my ex and his gf at the time stole my journals and read them
35:00 <fawks> ...
35:00 <Serenity> i felt so violated
35:00 <fawks> Uuuugghhhhhhh
35:00 <Serenity> ive never let anyone read them i still dont
36:00 <fawks> I would have ran my car into their house and shit in their living room 
36:00 <Serenity> i was so broken after thwy did that
36:00 <fawks> I can imagine 
36:00 <Serenity> then she came on here typing bits out to people
36:00 <fawks> What turds 
36:00 <fawks> Whattt
36:00 <Serenity> it was the worst
36:00 <fawks> That's so messed up
36:00 <Serenity> yeah shes an evil person
36:00 <fawks> What kind of human being has no empathy 
37:00 <Serenity> i could never do that to someone
37:00 <Serenity> even someone i hated
37:00 <fawks> Same that's fucked
38:00 <ShadowLurker> i still wanna burn her house down
38:00 <fawks> Bbs A just got here I'm gonna make her paint me toenails 
38:00 <ShadowLurker> and she didnt do anything to me
38:00 <fawks> (L)_(L)
38:00 <ShadowLurker> A
38:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
38:00 <ShadowLurker> you homo
38:00 <Serenity> she ruined two entire families
38:00 <fawks> Shut up
38:00 <fawks> Lol
38:00 <Serenity> she deserves everything she gets
38:00 <Serenity> e
38:00 <fawks> I don't wanna say her name in here
38:00 <ShadowLurker> abigale
38:00 <fawks> I'm not being sez/gossip girl
38:00 <fawks> Lmao
38:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahaha
39:00 <fawks> Dw sez I will find her and poop on her doorstep
39:00 <fawks> Adios amigos :*
39:00 <Serenity> hahah
39:00 <Serenity> bbs i gotta take some stuff to ant
40:00 <ShadowLurker> at MDs with P & L making CYT B's
40:00 <fawks> Lmfao piss off 
41:00 <ShadowLurker> im gonna pop some tags
41:00 <ShadowLurker> only got 20 dollars in mah poket
43:00 <Doodle> *fags
43:00 <ShadowLurker> lookin for a come up
43:00 <ShadowLurker> this is fucking awesome
43:00 <Doodle> lol filth
43:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
44:00 <ShadowLurker> dont lie youre playing it right now arent you
44:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Macklemore & Ryan Lewis -Thrift Shop (feat Wanz).mp3 (5.36MB 128kbps Stereo 5:51)
44:00 <Doodle> no
46:00 <ShadowLurker> master
46:00 <ShadowLurker> apprentice
46:00 <ShadowLurker> deze cunts
46:00 <Clarkson> with some cunt in the middle east
46:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCGQiGEYl4Y
46:00 <ShadowLurker> rediiddlydiddlydiddly
54:00 <Doodle> lol@that song
55:00 <ShadowLurker> those guys are hilarious
49:00 <Serenity> pfff
51:00 <TheRon> done cleaning?\
52:00 <Serenity> i was cleaning?
52:00 <TheRon> well yesterday
52:00 <Serenity> lol yes i finished yesterday
52:00 <Serenity> [1:40pm] <ShadowLurker> at MDs with P & L making CYT B's -you shut up
52:00 <TheRon> now that's code
55:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker and faux are making fun of me for calling people by the first letter of their name
56:00 <TheRon> i get uncle G
57:00 <Serenity> is your name gary
57:00 <TheRon> nope
58:00 <fawks> Lmao
58:00 <fawks> Gaz
58:00 <fawks> He seems like a garry
58:00 <TheRon> well i'm not
58:00 <fawks> Or a Gordon 
59:00 <TheRon> i don't swear that much
59:00 <Serenity> glenn
59:00 <Serenity> graham
59:00 <Serenity> greg
59:00 <fawks> I'm gonna call u uncle G from now on
59:00 <ShadowLurker> gaylord
59:00 <TheRon> can i teach you how to gamble?
00:00 <TheRon> none of the above
00:00 <Serenity> gonad
01:00 <Serenity> garret
01:00 <Serenity> GASTON
01:00 <TheRon> nope nope and nope
01:00 <amsy> my mum was always called E by my dads family
01:00 <amsy> or aunty E
02:00 <Serenity> i dont know many g names
02:00 <fawks> Uh
02:00 <fawks> Did u get anything I said
02:00 <TheRon> oh good
02:00 <Serenity> george
02:00 <fawks> Before I got dcd
02:00 <Serenity> no
02:00 <TheRon> calling me uncle g?
02:00 <amsy> gunther
03:00 <amsy> gobby
03:00 <fawks> I typed like a novel 
03:00 <fawks> Stupid cunt phone 
04:00 <fawks> Just got me groceries delivered and the driver dirtied my carpet with his muddy boots so I made him clean it.. I handed him my disinfectant wipes and I'm like before u go.. thanks :) lol. C
04:00 <fawks> Cunt.
04:00 <Serenity> hahah
04:00 <TheRon> langauge, gheez!
04:00 <Serenity> garreth?
04:00 <amsy> i bet TheRon is a gavin
04:00 <TheRon> nope
04:00 <fawks> Bet he regrets calling himself uncle G now
05:00 <TheRon> oh yes!
05:00 <amsy> gabriel
05:00 <Serenity> hahah
05:00 <amsy> gunt
05:00 <fawks> Gabriel is too Italian pretty boy
05:00 <Serenity> gumby
05:00 <amsy> lmao
05:00 <Serenity> thats the name of my old street
05:00 <Serenity> gabriel
05:00 <TheRon> nah im not that green
05:00 <amsy> GRANT
05:00 <fawks> Just a little green 
05:00 <Serenity> he feels like a garreth
06:00 <Serenity> thats his name from now on whether its true ot not
06:00 <Serenity> or
06:00 <amsy> gaz
06:00 <fawks> ot not
06:00 <amsy> a gaz of some sort
06:00 <ShadowLurker> unlce gazza
06:00 <ShadowLurker> uncle
06:00 <fawks> Yeah I said gazza
06:00 <fawks> Suits him
06:00 <ShadowLurker> geoff
06:00 <fawks> W his Jimmy barnes
06:00 <fawks> And triple kkk
06:00 <fawks> Uh
06:00 <fawks> Jjj
06:00 <fawks> Lmao
06:00 <amsy> hahhahdhjekq gilbert
07:00 <Serenity> gilbert grape
07:00 <TheRon> triple j, what's the drug of the week??
07:00 <Doodle> weed
07:00 <Serenity> ^
08:00 <Doodle> month year
08:00 <Doodle> etc
08:00 <TheRon> gaz will do
08:00 <amsy> uncle gus
09:00 <TheRon> doodle has an aunt called mary jane
09:00 <Doodle> i've got one called pat
09:00 <Doodle> thats almost pot
09:00 <fawks> Doodle has a bf named poodleman
10:00 <Doodle> dont be revolting pls
10:00 <amsy> lol
10:00 <TheRon> i'm sure doodle likes women
10:00 <fawks> Why? We're talking about things u smoke
10:00 <Doodle> :/
10:00 <fawks> It's all a facade
10:00 <Doodle> ur a facde m8
10:00 <Doodle> a
10:00 <Doodle> .
10:00 <fawks> a facde
10:00 <Doodle> A CATALOGUE OF LITANIES
11:00 <Doodle> A FARAKAS OF LIES
11:00 <fawks> Periwinkle cum
11:00 <Clarkson> Also the breeze outside is fucking beautiful 
11:00 <Doodle> wut
11:00 <TheRon> oh and go QLD
11:00 <fawks> Fuck off gus
11:00 <fawks> NSW
11:00 <fawks> m8
11:00 <TheRon> QLD
11:00 <TheRon> in brissie
11:00 <Doodle> *feasing
12:00 <fawks> Lmao
12:00 <fawks> Feasing
12:00 <fawks> Do u have that quote
12:00 <amsy> lmao
12:00 <amsy> Gus
12:00 <Doodle> [22:02] <faux> brb lioniser, just feading the noodle before i wank. im a little toey, you poof. [22:02] <faux> feasing*
12:00 <Doodle> no
12:00 <fawks> Lmaoooo
13:00 <fawks> Was that from us playing scrabble I don't even remember where it came from 
13:00 <fawks> feasing*
14:00 <Doodle> lol i think so
14:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11665707_10152828991935518_933765800592297109_n.jpg?oh=681fb2d3144ece168bed430091512ed7&oe=5610F4CD
14:00 <Doodle> me irl
15:00 <amsy> lmao
15:00 <TheRon> that's you whore isn't it
15:00 <Clarkson> I just yelled at my kid then called him a little pussy when he cried
15:00 <fawks> Lllllllol
15:00 <fawks> Her face
15:00 <fawks> Yessss
16:00 <fawks> This website just added Spy
16:00 <fawks> Watching tonight
16:00 <Doodle> lol if i had a 'whore' TheRon
16:00 <Doodle> she would know how to use a fucking spanner
16:00 <TheRon> not exactly her tool of trade
16:00 <fawks> Yeah she's used to calculators and dicks
17:00 <ChorizoTaco> err our country is full of fucking retards
17:00 <Doodle> lol why calculators
17:00 <Doodle> or azn
17:00 <Doodle> oh
17:00 <Doodle> wacits
17:00 <fawks> Glad you acknowledge your retardation
17:00 <ChorizoTaco> reading facebook comments for some things... really shameful
17:00 <Doodle> wacist
17:00 <Doodle> fuck my typing
17:00 <Doodle> in the butt
17:00 <TheRon> not all asians are good at maths
17:00 <Doodle> with a rusty pitchfork
17:00 <fawks> K
17:00 <TheRon> sometimes they need a calculator
17:00 <fawks> Lol
18:00 <Doodle> i believe they call it a carcuratol
18:00 <ChorizoTaco> A man was accused of pedophilia. So the father of an alleged victim stabbed and cut him in quite horrific ways, and left him for dead. Read facebook comments, the majority support him.
18:00 <TheRon> i know a few ballarat priests that deserve that treatment
19:00 <Doodle> way to bring the mood down
19:00 <TheRon> inxs / jimmy barnes - good times
19:00 <ChorizoTaco> What if the alleged pedophile is innocent? What kind of father is somebody who can damn near kill someone in gruisem ways because he cannot control his rage?
19:00 <ChorizoTaco> What kind of bogan fuckwit supports vigilante justice?
19:00 <fawks> LMAO
19:00 <Doodle> gruisem
19:00 <TheRon> george pell isn't innocent
19:00 <fawks> carcuratol
19:00 <fawks> lmfao
19:00 <Doodle> haha
20:00 <Doodle> its the collect sperring
20:00 <fawks> That wasn't funny til I read it out loud in Asian  voice
20:00 <ChorizoTaco> Innocent or not, I still don't condone what happened to him
20:00 <fawks> Lmaooòodixlddnd
20:00 <Serenity> you can tell taco doesnt have kids lol
20:00 <Doodle> yeah its one of those ones that sounds funnier than it looks
20:00 <ChorizoTaco> I foresea a reduced sentence.
20:00 <fawks> Lol gruisem
20:00 <fawks> foresea
20:00 <Doodle> gruisem tuisem
21:00 <Serenity> shut up you pair of gaylords
21:00 <fawks> Looooollll
21:00 <Doodle> heuheuehueheue
21:00 <fawks> whyy
21:00 <fawks> His spelling is gruisem
21:00 <Doodle> cos we're having fun
21:00 <Doodle> :P
21:00 <amsy> wowee
21:00 <amsy> lmao
21:00 <Serenity> your gay is making me feel seasick
21:00 <fawks> Debbie downer
21:00 <Doodle> you never complained about my gay before
21:00 <Doodle> o/`
21:00 <Serenity> well i am now
21:00 <ChorizoTaco> Congrats, you guys have a skill thats been replaced by Microsoft Word.
22:00 <fawks> Lol wowee <3
22:00 <ChorizoTaco> Bet your parents are proud
22:00 <TheRon> not that there's anything wrong with it
22:00 <Doodle> lol even microsoft gets it wrong
22:00 <fawks> Lmao
22:00 <fawks> What even
22:00 <Serenity> dude youre questioning a parents rage over a pedo. you cant have attitude about anything for at least 24 minutes
22:00 <Doodle> its not a skill by the way, its something every child should know from about the age of 10
22:00 <ChorizoTaco> ^ exactly the problem with our society
22:00 <fawks> Agreed
23:00 <Serenity> no its not a problem
23:00 <ChorizoTaco> To you its not I'm sure
23:00 <fawks> Maybe u should have stopped pretending to be a cop and listened in school 
23:00 <ChorizoTaco> Two wrongs don't make a right
23:00 <Serenity> its not the point
23:00 <Doodle> its spelt skool faux
23:00 <ChorizoTaco> No, it fucking is the point
23:00 <Doodle> fawks
23:00 <fawks> I don't even have kids and I'd go spaz
23:00 <Doodle> its spelt fawks faux
23:00 <Doodle> geez
23:00 <TheRon> oooh baby here i am signed sealed delivered i'm i'm yours
23:00 <Serenity> you clearly have no understanding of how a parents protection of their child works
23:00 <amsy> skewl
23:00 <amsy> in qld
23:00 <Doodle> ehehe
23:00 <ChorizoTaco> What kind of father is somebody who can damn near kill someone in gruisem ways because he cannot control his rage?
23:00 <Doodle> *raeg
24:00 <fawks> Hahahaahahaha
24:00 <fawks> Gruisem
24:00 <Serenity> a good one
24:00 <ChorizoTaco> The kid is probably safer in the hands of a pedo, tbh.
24:00 <amsy> gruesome ok
24:00 <Serenity> he's trolling right
24:00 <Doodle> grew some
24:00 <fawks> Pics
24:00 <BenCox> ChorizoTaco is getting defensive over people hating on pedos
25:00 <BenCox> seems suss
25:00 <Lumeah> So easy to hassle spelling huh? 
25:00 <Serenity> ive never in my life met anyone who would condem a parent for losing it over someone sexually abusing their child
25:00 <TheRon> why can't people be happy and just post tit pics?
25:00 <Clarkson> how about you go and not have black long sexy hair or not cut it lol
25:00 <Doodle> oh no its a rebel force of misspellers
25:00 <Serenity> THAT is fucking weird
25:00 <ChorizoTaco> I'm just saying people should have faith in the justice system
25:00 <Doodle> lol justice system
25:00 <Doodle> looooooooooooool
25:00 <Serenity> there is no justice system for sexual predators
25:00 <ChorizoTaco> If the justice system is flawed, be motivated to have it changed.
25:00 <Doodle> ahahahahahaha
25:00 <Doodle> aahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
25:00 <Doodle> why do you think people are demonstrating night and day over it
26:00 <Serenity> you get more time for stealing a handbag than you do for pedoing a child
26:00 <Doodle> parole board in victoria, court system etc
26:00 <ChorizoTaco> See, that just isn't true
26:00 <Serenity> yah but it is trye
26:00 <Serenity> true
26:00 <Doodle> sezz just invented a new verb
26:00 <ChorizoTaco> Show me case examples
26:00 <Serenity> loll
26:00 <Serenity> pedoing
26:00 <ShadowLurker> money > human life
26:00 <ShadowLurker> thats how justice works
26:00 <Doodle> ^
26:00 <Serenity> im noit showing you shit because you know its true
26:00 <Clarkson> shes another evil cunt
26:00 <Doodle> money> everything
26:00 <ShadowLurker> yup
27:00 <Serenity> 18 months for the sexual assult of a child in a good case
27:00 <Serenity> 5 years prison for stealing money
27:00 <TheRon> have you seen a movie called "teeth"??
27:00 <Doodle> lol
27:00 <amsy> yes
27:00 <TheRon> thats an evil cunt
27:00 <BenCox> I think pedos should get 20 years to life
27:00 <Serenity> agreed BenCox
27:00 <Serenity> minimum
27:00 <amsy> the dogs dinner at the end was fun
27:00 <BenCox> not that they make it out of jail usually anyway
27:00 <BenCox> unless they're kept in solitary
28:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwCWvn60L3w
28:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Obie Trice - Got Some Teeth Views: 2,945,514 Uploader: ObieTriceVEVO Uploaded: Oct 9, 2009 Duration: 4m0s Rating: 4.86
28:00 <amsy> :o dont you have that mp3 or something?
28:00 <ChorizoTaco> As far as I knew it, child sexual abuse normally attracts 10 years
28:00 <Serenity> LOL you are kiding right
28:00 <ChorizoTaco> Theres serious talk about increasing the penalty to life
28:00 <Serenity> most pedos are lucky to get 5
28:00 <ShadowLurker> amsy http://youtube-mp3.org/
29:00 <ShadowLurker> youre welcome
29:00 <TheRon> in right prison it's a death sentence
29:00 <ChorizoTaco> The trouble with such cases is conjecture
29:00 <amsy> oh shit
29:00 <Clarkson> mila doesnt show enough tit for mine
29:00 <amsy> ty
29:00 <Doodle> no amsy
29:00 <Doodle> i do not
29:00 <Serenity> i know youre a cop taco but seriously you are naive of the system if you think pedos get 10 years min
29:00 <amsy> wll now you can!!
29:00 <amsy> well*
29:00 <Doodle> trudat
29:00 <ShadowLurker> very very naive
29:00 <ChorizoTaco> With good evidence they do
30:00 <Serenity> rubbish
30:00 <Loof> taco is not a cop
30:00 <Doodle> why is there an argument about pedos in here every day
30:00 <ShadowLurker> loof is not a human
30:00 <Doodle> every
30:00 <Doodle> day
30:00 <Serenity> because theyre obsessed
30:00 <Serenity> im so fucking cold
31:00 <Doodle> why
31:00 <Doodle> cos its twice as warm there as here?
31:00 <Serenity> because its freezing
31:00 <Doodle> put the heater on
31:00 <TheRon> irc attracts the odd pedo?
31:00 <Serenity> i just did smart ass
31:00 <Clarkson> it fucking freaked me out but then ya find all these places that help ya out
31:00 <Serenity> eat a cock
31:00 <Doodle> hahaha
31:00 <Doodle> U
32:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Bloodhound Gang - Yummy Down on This.mp3 (8.73MB 128kbps Stereo 9:32)
32:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to barnesy
32:00 <ChorizoTaco> The only reason Robert Hughes didn't get a good sentence is conjecture. His alleged victims all knew each other. There was no physical evidence to suggest anything had occured. Its entirely possible the case was an extortion attempt, or retaliation for personal grievances. Yet he got a sentence anyway.
32:00 <Doodle> i'm sorry to hear that
32:00 <Serenity> turbo keeps staring at me
32:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Static X : Cold [Queen Of The Damned - 2002]
32:00 <Loof> show him boob
33:00 <Serenity> no the only reason he didnt get a good sentence is money
33:00 <Doodle> betty did it
33:00 <ChorizoTaco> But people say that is unfair. How about I allege you're a sex offender, and put you before the court, when you're innocent - and see exactly how you feel about it when you get sentenced?
33:00 <Serenity> who gives a fuck about 'celebrities'
33:00 <BenCox> this is some really low grade trolling right here
33:00 <BenCox> like, bottom of the barrel shit
33:00 <TheRon> i care about celebs with great tits
34:00 <Doodle> great big wobbly ones
34:00 <Serenity> no shit BenCox its bad even for irc
34:00 <Doodle> great big wibbly wobbly knockers
34:00 <Doodle> sorry i got carried away
35:00 <Serenity> my fingers are gonna fall off
35:00 <TheRon> with breasts?
35:00 <Serenity> plop
35:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Twiztid : Bad Side [Abominationz - 2012]
35:00 <fawks> God I just pooped a dinosaur
35:00 <Doodle> sit on your hands sezz
35:00 <fawks> That was violent
35:00 <Doodle> lol ffs
35:00 <amsy> http://m.imgur.com/a/KGKB6 lmao the face 
35:00 <Doodle> jurassic butt
35:00 <Serenity> lolol ffs
35:00 <TheRon> cold chisel - ita
36:00 <fawks> Lmao
36:00 <Doodle> lolol amsy
36:00 <Serenity> loool
36:00 <Serenity> hellewwww
36:00 <ShadowLurker> doodle
36:00 <ShadowLurker> http://38.media.tumblr.com/dc808666fee2124b6ba0ecffba2f5c61/tumblr_nqgub6hB8W1t5gboxo1_500.gif
36:00 <Doodle> wooooooooooooo
36:00 <Doodle> back in a few hours
36:00 <Doodle> @_@
36:00 <fawks> Is it dicks
36:00 <Doodle> better
37:00 <Doodle> its great big wibbly wobbly knockers
37:00 <Doodle> wibbling
37:00 <Doodle> and wobbling
37:00 <Doodle> and possibly knocking
37:00 <ChorizoTaco> All I'm saying is vigilante justice is wrong. Our society should be more civil
37:00 <TheRon> fun for the whole family
37:00 <fawks> Stfu already 
37:00 <Doodle> oh and being great
37:00 <Doodle> and big
37:00 <Serenity> and all im saying as that someone whos not a parent you have no idea about the uncontrolable urge to protect your children
37:00 <Serenity> so shut the hell up hes not a monster hes a father
37:00 <Clarkson> to know that a young guy thinks shes sexy TheRon
38:00 <fawks> Why is he defending pedos
38:00 <fawks> I'm confused 
38:00 <Serenity> i dunno but its weird
38:00 <fawks> Wo
38:00 <fawks> Dinner is ready 
38:00 <ChorizoTaco> I don't trust him with children. Or his wife.
38:00 <fawks> Nom
38:00 <Serenity> what r u haven
38:00 <BenCox> ChorizoTaco: stop huffing your farts
38:00 <Serenity> its not up to you to trust him
38:00 <TheRon> how could i not believe what Ita tells me to
39:00 <Doodle> what Ita tellth me to
39:00 <Serenity> if you would really condemn a father for losing it because someone sexually assaulted his child. then that makes YOU weird
39:00 <ChorizoTaco> Indeed it's now up to the courts. let's see what happens
39:00 <Serenity> and i wouldnt trust you around my kids
40:00 <ChorizoTaco> *allegidly
40:00 <TheRon> mondo rock - cool world
41:00 <BenCox> hi Bastardly_One
41:00 <Bastardly_One> howdy
41:00 <Serenity> o/
42:00 <ChorizoTaco> Believing in fair trials makes me weird. Umm okay
43:00 <ChorizoTaco> Michael Jackson certainly got a fair trial. He was aquitted. Yet still viewed as if he were convicted.
43:00 <Doodle> a-hee-hee
43:00 <ChorizoTaco> He was only alleged to have committed a crime by people with a colourful history of history of extortion, armed robbery, and assault
43:00 <Doodle> chumownah
43:00 <fawks> history of history 
43:00 <fawks> Maths science history unraveling teh mystery
44:00 <fawks> Thay all started with the big bang
44:00 <fawks> HEY
44:00 <Serenity> you're missing the point entirely
44:00 <Serenity> im not talking about it anymore its aggravating me
44:00 <fawks> A GRAVAT
44:00 <fawks> -- FAT MASTERCHEF DUDE
44:00 <Doodle> loooooooooooooooooool
44:00 <Doodle> nice gravat faddie
44:00 <amsy> lol
44:00 <fawks> lmao
45:00 <fawks> I imagine so much spit going into his meals
45:00 <TheRon> matt preston salivates everytime i seem him
45:00 <amsy> he makes shortcut noms in masterchef masterclasses
45:00 <amsy> i want to try them
45:00 <Serenity> r u talking about matt preston
45:00 <Doodle> ye
45:00 <Doodle> faddie boombah
45:00 <fawks> Obv
45:00 <Serenity> he was on the radio the other day
45:00 <Serenity> i wanted to crash my car
46:00 <fawks> Lmaoo
46:00 <Doodle> lol
46:00 <fawks> Instead of changing the station 
46:00 <fawks> Oh ok
46:00 <Serenity> fuck he annoys me
46:00 <Serenity> yeah thats how much he annoys me
46:00 <Doodle> i've never seen him on tv
46:00 <Doodle> or heard him
46:00 <Doodle> i've read his articles tho
46:00 <amsy> his face is offensive but seriously... shortcut food that looks amazing...
46:00 <Serenity> he lisps worse than jamie oiliver
46:00 <Serenity> oiliver
46:00 <Serenity> lol
46:00 <Doodle> dont get me started on that mealy mouthed cunt
46:00 <Clarkson> it shits me up the wall
47:00 <amsy> liver oil
47:00 <Serenity> YOU SHUT UP
47:00 <Doodle> exactly
47:00 <Serenity> HE IS LOVELY
47:00 <Doodle> he is a fucking idiot
47:00 <Serenity> ur a fucking idiot
47:00 <Clarkson> who the fuck is that doodie mel
47:00 <Doodle> anyone can tear up a lettuce, smash a tomato and call it a salad
47:00 <ChorizoTaco> Don't premeditate a murder just cause you're enraged
47:00 <Serenity> ill tear up your lettice in a minute
47:00 <Doodle> oer
47:00 <Serenity> lettice?
47:00 <Serenity> wtf
47:00 <Doodle> le tice
48:00 <Doodle> its french for bumsecks
48:00 <Serenity> hahahah
48:00 <fawks> Before every meal my aunty says
48:00 <fawks> LET US EAT LETTUCE
48:00 <fawks> And my cousins laugh for 5 mins
48:00 <fawks> Then they eat
48:00 <fawks> .
48:00 <fawks> So gay
48:00 <Serenity> i dun get it
48:00 <Serenity> oh
48:00 <Serenity> nvm
48:00 <Doodle> lolol
48:00 <fawks> Wowee
48:00 <fawks> U stupid
48:00 <Doodle> is your aunty a dad
48:00 <fawks> Lmao
48:00 <Serenity> fuck off before i drown you in a fish tank
49:00 <fawks> Calm ur cavernous farm
49:00 <Doodle> fush tink bru
49:00 <amsy> oh my god lmao. my bfs mum just sent me a snap of german police with the caption "ein zwei polizei" :')
49:00 <fawks> Hehe hehe tink
49:00 <Serenity> better not say things like that taco might get upset
49:00 <fawks> yea thanks amsy
49:00 <Doodle> one two cops?
49:00 <amsy> you guys dont know that song?
49:00 <ChorizoTaco> I'm always enraged, thats what all good police officers do
49:00 <Doodle> no
49:00 <Doodle> lol
49:00 <fawks> COS WE CAN READ NORWEGAY
49:00 <Serenity> nope
50:00 <Doodle> its german lol
50:00 <fawks> oh
50:00 <fawks> gaymam
50:00 <fawks> Ns
50:00 <fawks> Ne
50:00 <ShadowLurker> LMFAO
50:00 <amsy> https://youtu.be/dSy2DcATYUo
50:00 <ShadowLurker> *03:46:54 PM* <Doodle> dont get me started on that mealy mouthed cunt
50:00 <ShadowLurker> *03:46:56 PM* <Clarkson> it shits me up the wall
50:00 <Doodle> norwegay lol
50:00 <Clarkson> i didnt call you gay lol
50:00 <amsy> its german bb
50:00 <ChorizoTaco> http://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/leak-640x457.jpg
50:00 <Doodle> haha
50:00 <fawks> Soz
50:00 <ChorizoTaco> That pipe is so enraged
50:00 <fawks> I'm uncultured
50:00 <fawks> Lollll
50:00 <Serenity> lol clarky
50:00 <Clarkson> and since the discussion is on hot girls, why would I ruin it with useless fucking intellectual comparison banter?
50:00 <ChorizoTaco> I feel just that way
50:00 <Doodle> i cant keep up
50:00 <Doodle> must be dionner tmekfjkmf
50:00 <ChorizoTaco> Or something
50:00 <Doodle> dinner time
50:00 <amsy> en to politi in norwegian lmao
50:00 <fawks> Someone ban taco
50:00 <ShadowLurker> cmon clarky post some tits
50:00 <Clarkson> you are a bastard
51:00 <fawks> I'll give u 5 bux
51:00 <fawks> politi
51:00 <fawks> Lolllll
51:00 <ChorizoTaco> meh I should probably do some work
51:00 <Serenity> my fucking neck hurts
51:00 <Clarkson> you can't prove shit is why
51:00 <ChorizoTaco> but then again I don't wanna
51:00 <Doodle> looooooooooooooool
51:00 <Doodle> [17:51] <Serenity> my fucking neck hurts
51:00 <Doodle> [17:51] <Clarkson> you can't prove shit is why
51:00 <Clarkson> lol Serenity you cock hungry monster :P
51:00 <Serenity> WOW
51:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
51:00 <Doodle> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
51:00 <Serenity> RUDE
51:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahahahhaahahha
51:00 <ShadowLurker> owned
51:00 <fawks> Lolllllllllllllll
51:00 <Serenity> that thing is a fucking cunt to me
52:00 <TheRon> serenity likes roosters who doesnt
52:00 <amsy> what
52:00 <Doodle> me
52:00 <amsy> me
52:00 <ShadowLurker> clarky why you so mean
52:00 <Clarkson> [08:34:20] then.. you are a cunt
52:00 <Lumeah> I HATE FOOTBALLS. 
52:00 <amsy> shoosh
52:00 <ShadowLurker> Clarkson you cuint
52:00 <Clarkson> we are all cleaning our cocks
52:00 <ShadowLurker> cunt
52:00 <Lumeah> K. Ta that is all. 
52:00 <Doodle> lol cleaning our cocks
52:00 <Doodle> over and over
52:00 <Doodle> vigorously
52:00 <ShadowLurker> omg im trying not to lol
52:00 <ShadowLurker> so hard
53:00 <ShadowLurker> its very quiet here
53:00 <amsy> just lol a bit
53:00 <Doodle> littlelol
53:00 <fawks> Llol
53:00 <TheRon> beck - dreams
53:00 <ShadowLurker> http://tinylol.com/
53:00 <Doodle> looool
53:00 <Doodle> ^ not like that
53:00 <amsy> ll
53:00 <amsy> lonsl
53:00 <Serenity> klol
54:00 <Doodle> alonsl?
54:00 <amsy> Laugh Out Not So Loud
54:00 <amsy> ehehe
54:00 <Doodle> keke
54:00 <Serenity> god
54:00 <Serenity> i need a weed IV
54:00 <Doodle> lol wut
54:00 <TheRon> like a quiet fart into a cushion, a series of one cheek sneaks
54:00 <Clarkson> matthew's ass has it's own hemisphere
54:00 <fawks> Lmao
54:00 <Serenity> could they do that do you think
54:00 <amsy> lollll
54:00 <Serenity> would you die
54:00 <fawks> farting into a cushion
54:00 <ChorizoTaco> lol I just got a bill for am ambulance... $931
54:00 <amsy> what happened to matthew
55:00 <ChorizoTaco> I haven't been in an ambulance. Except for driving one.
55:00 <Doodle> black hole
55:00 <fawks> Who gives a shit
55:00 <Serenity> i think the essendon saga did him in
55:00 <fawks> He was too emotional for irc
55:00 <amsy> i hope hes happy somewhere though
55:00 <Serenity> i have him blocked on fb
55:00 <fawks> Bye faux u cunt 
55:00 <Doodle> he was on here a while ago
55:00 <fawks> I have like half of irc blocked on fb
55:00 <Doodle> couple of weeks i think
55:00 <fawks> Lmao
55:00 <ChorizoTaco> I thought you rage quitted fawks
55:00 <Serenity> me too
55:00 <fawks> What
55:00 <amsy> i have half of irc in my pending requests
56:00 <amsy> lol
56:00 <Serenity> lol amsy i have 3 atm
56:00 <Doodle> i have half of irc nake in pics
56:00 <Doodle> d
56:00 <Serenity> every time i delete them they request again so i leave it
56:00 <amsy> yep
56:00 <Doodle> its revolting
56:00 <Doodle> like a butcher shop
56:00 <amsy> you love it
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I see taco is alienating himself again ... stfu you sound like chris right now
56:00 <Doodle> some of it
57:00 <Doodle> the lamb chops for instance
57:00 <BenCox> Bastardly_One: Taco's been busy huffing his own farts
57:00 <fawks> Me 2
57:00 <ChorizoTaco> Bastardly_One, I'll send you fb game requests
57:00 <fawks> Been a bit gassy today 
57:00 <Doodle> olawd
57:00 <fawks> Lmaoo
57:00 <Clarkson> seriously, this holiday thing is fucking great
57:00 <Doodle> not with my doodle
58:00 <Doodle> atm its somewhere inside me near my spleen
58:00 <TheRon> no without my doodle is a movie isnt it?
58:00 <ShadowLurker> clarky rob wants to borrow your doodle
58:00 <Clarkson> right fucking now.
58:00 <Doodle> no its inverted
58:00 <Doodle> from  the cold
58:00 <ShadowLurker> yes right fucking now get on it clarky
58:00 <Clarkson> world is going to hell
58:00 <Serenity> hes doodlette atm
58:00 <Doodle> lol TheRon
58:00 <Doodle> Doodlina
58:00 <ShadowLurker> *** Doodle is now known as Vagina
58:00 <Doodle> haha
58:00 <Doodle> nah
58:00 <Serenity> that was sonia
58:00 <Doodle> i'd call myself something classy
59:00 <Doodle> like cumhole
59:00 <amsy> yum
59:00 <Serenity> LOL
59:00 <TheRon> not without my vadge is some feminist movie from the 70's
59:00 <fawks> Not without my Doodle
59:00 <fawks> A motion picture.
59:00 <fawks> Ft shroom 
59:00 <fawks> That's y I said motion picture gosh
59:00 <fawks> Keep up pls
59:00 <fawks> I RESTOCKED ON SODA WARTS
59:00 <fawks> ok warts isn't a good abbreviatiin
59:00 <ShadowLurker> *** Doodle is now known as FlappyMeatGashOfAxewoundia
59:00 <Doodle> uh
59:00 <Doodle> loool
59:00 <amsy> wtf
59:00 <amsy> is s
59:00 <amsy> oh
59:00 <amsy> water
59:00 <Doodle> reminds me of the topic in the other channel
00:00 <Serenity> hahahhaha
00:00 <Serenity> that was so good
00:00 <Serenity> i laughed for like 15 mins
00:00 <Doodle> i got another message from it today
00:00 <Serenity> i was also extremely bent but still...
00:00 <Doodle> ding ding woop woop
00:00 <Serenity> ew really lol
00:00 <Doodle> etc
00:00 <Serenity> WOOP WOOP WOOOP
00:00 <TheRon> cheap trick - the flame
01:00 <Doodle> speaking of flames
01:00 <Doodle> time to incinerate some food
01:00 <Doodle> bblzzzzzzz
01:00 <amsy> lmao also doodle, did you flee LA because of weird possessive mia?
01:00 <Doodle> no she is lovely we are running away together
01:00 <Doodle> dont tell her tho
01:00 <Serenity> he is smitten
01:00 <amsy> lol
01:00 <Serenity> smitten titten
01:00 <Serenity> .. kitten*
01:00 <TheRon> why is every chick named a mia a little possesive
01:00 <Doodle> no titten
02:00 <Serenity> lool
02:00 <fawks> She's a psycho 
02:00 <Doodle> her name isnt mia
02:00 <Doodle> lol
02:00 <Doodle> anyway
02:00 <Doodle> food
02:00 <amsy> i dont know what she looks like but that behaviour is so off putting for me
02:00 <fawks> Full uses me as a messenger 
02:00 <fawks> hi can u please tell doodle *writes essay*
02:00 <amsy> lollllll
02:00 <Doodle> thats a different psycho fawks
02:00 <fawks> All doodles irc girlfriends use me as the messenger 
02:00 <fawks> No mia did too ok
02:00 <Doodle> oh
02:00 <Doodle> ok
02:00 <fawks> When u didn't reply to her on skyp
03:00 <Serenity> mia has lovely... eyes..
03:00 <fawks> She messaged me with a fucking essay 
03:00 <amsy> who else
03:00 <Clarkson> I like that kinda shit
03:00 <Doodle> can u blame them
03:00 <amsy> give us the goss bb
03:00 <amsy> or just me
03:00 <Doodle> loool sezz
03:00 <Serenity> chasen the doodle shroom
04:00 <amsy> hehehe
05:00 <TheRon> take me to church.......
05:00 <amsy> and we'll never be royals.....
05:00 <amsy> isnt that right uncle gus?
05:00 <fawks> Rofl
05:00 <TheRon> nevr never
06:00 <Serenity> gerald
06:00 <ChorizoTaco> hmmm heaps of domestic violence jobs tonight. I might go do some
06:00 <fawks> Lmfaooo
06:00 <ChorizoTaco> be enraged
06:00 <amsy> sure
06:00 <fawks> This movie is already funny
07:00 <TheRon> ted 2?
07:00 <couleurs> go da dees
07:00 <fawks> Spy
07:00 <amsy> bb, stenies sister keeps telling me how much damien is asking for us to be there (theyre in denmark on holiday) its breaking my heart :(
07:00 <amsy> go da dees
07:00 <amsy> hi cc !
08:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, that is not funny actually 
08:00 <couleurs> Witeney Hueston - Don't Go Breaking My Heart.mp3
08:00 <couleurs> hi amsy !
08:00 <Bastardly_One> saw it last night online and it's pretty shit 
08:00 <ShadowLurker> http://33.media.tumblr.com/ec595c04c8e3661d7163b8e429d112d5/tumblr_noyu0nA5eS1upb27zo1_400.gif
09:00 <couleurs> agreed.
11:00 <couleurs> what's da gossip...
11:00 <BenCox> couleurs: fifa sucks
11:00 <TheRon> ShadowLurker: i wish they were my hands
12:00 <couleurs> tell me somethang i don't no
12:00 <BenCox> loof is in love with you, couleurs
12:00 <ShadowLurker> http://33.media.tumblr.com/85bb5e58a69540eb1a7825987b79c641/tumblr_ndoce5aOXO1tgx7y6o1_500.gif
12:00 <Serenity> you can tell when ShadowLurker's bone levels are down. he posts more porn links
12:00 <couleurs> Gross & Ew
12:00 <ShadowLurker> hahah
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't know how people get eaten by sharks ... don't they hear the music?
13:00 <amsy> lmao
14:00 <TheRon> the only shark attack i know of is by split enz
14:00 <fawks> AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAA
14:00 <BenCox> TheRon: you're so 1980's I'd swear you're IRCing from a C64 on a dial up modem
14:00 <couleurs> idgi
14:00 <Serenity> loll
15:00 <TheRon> i sure am
15:00 <Serenity> i like ron, even if he called me a welfare single mum lol
15:00 <TheRon> i swear i didn't
15:00 <BenCox> I just can't help but see TheRon as an 80s guy with a mullet working on his Datsun
16:00 <TheRon> nah i sold that
16:00 <Serenity> gary and his datto
16:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine the lack of hostilities if more people where like TheRon though
17:00 <TheRon> i imagine serenity on the bonnet of whitesnake's car
17:00 <TheRon> cheers
17:00 <Serenity> i dont know what that means
18:00 <TheRon> watch the whitesnake - here i go clip
18:00 <TheRon> or the bowling for soup - 1985
20:00 <amsy> Uncle Guy
20:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: knows who whitesnake is
20:00 <amsy> who doesnr
21:00 <amsy> doesnt*
21:00 <TheRon> thats what i thought
21:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck
21:00 <Clarkson> i looks real sexy right naow ;)
21:00 <couleurs> who's a dinosaur
21:00 <Serenity> me u sluz
21:00 <ShadowLurker> freeway = carpark
21:00 <amsy> lol
21:00 <amsy> really sezz?
21:00 <Serenity> really
22:00 <amsy> you know their most famous song for sure
22:00 <TheRon> bonnie tyler - total eclipse of the heart
22:00 <Serenity> what is it
22:00 <amsy> probably a few actually
22:00 <amsy> ill find yt
22:00 <TheRon> here i go again?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd know Is This Love
23:00 <Bastardly_One> or here I go again
23:00 <amsy> https://youtu.be/GOJk0HW_hJw
23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Whitesnake - Is This Love Views: 33,540,263 Uploader: emimusic Uploaded: Feb 27, 2009 Duration: 4m35s Rating: 4.90
23:00 <amsy> yeah those two
23:00 <Serenity> never heard of either of them lol
23:00 <Serenity> are these guys like styx?
23:00 <TheRon> damn
23:00 <TheRon> only more rock
24:00 <Ana_Ng> oh whitesnake
24:00 <TheRon> nickleback for the 80's
24:00 <Serenity> nah never heard those songs
24:00 <Serenity> odd
24:00 <Serenity> maybe it was before my time
24:00 <amsy> lol
24:00 <Ana_Ng> coverdale 
24:00 <amsy> oh yeah you live in perth
25:00 <amsy> youll hear it in a few years maybe...
25:00 <TheRon> 2 or 3 hours behind
25:00 <Serenity> youre being very rude today
25:00 <amsy> LOL
25:00 <amsy> only once today
25:00 <amsy> the other time was yesterday or something
26:00 <Serenity> cant remember tbh
26:00 <Serenity> im so cold my brains stopped
26:00 <amsy> im normally rude to faux but im overcome with love for her lately so i have to shift to omeone else
27:00 <amsy> jk she can still sD
28:00 <amsy> im so hungry :(
29:00 <ChorizoTaco> Yeah its cold here at work too
29:00 <TheRon> it's fucking cold everwhere
29:00 <ChorizoTaco> I just bring an elec heater and sit on top of it
30:00 <TheRon> ballarat, 10 degrees or less everyday
30:00 <ChorizoTaco> Theres a cold front sweeping across the country this week
30:00 <amsy> i read in the paper yesterday that they think northern europe are heading into a mini ice age
30:00 <amsy> is
30:00 <TheRon> the ashes start tonigt
30:00 <ChorizoTaco> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Ice_Age ?
31:00 <TheRon> and the state of origin
31:00 <TheRon> there's mimbeldon and the tout de france
31:00 <TheRon> wimbeldon
31:00 <TheRon> what a night for sport
32:00 <amsy> something like that
32:00 <TheRon> i love the tour de france
32:00 <TheRon> the countryside is awesome
32:00 <amsy> ~WeLCoMe BaCK~ 
32:00 <TheRon> kotter
33:00 <simba> song written about me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtXHRSRQZvU
33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Super Smash Bros. Melee - DK Rap [Donkey Kong 64] Views: 292,014 Uploader: 7GamerMinutes Uploaded: Apr 3, 2011 Duration: 7m1s Rating: 4.86
33:00 <TheRon> song written about me, spiderbait - fucken awesome
34:00 <amsy> simbas is better
34:00 <couleurs> hello and thank my internet disco nect
35:00 <TheRon> i could've gone with "you're just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off you......"
36:00 <couleurs> the subway guy a child molesterer news just in from 10 hours ago
36:00 <TheRon> not jared?
36:00 <couleurs> yes jared
36:00 <TheRon> damn
37:00 <TheRon> jared had aides
37:00 <TheRon> jared wanted to give everybody aides
38:00 <ChorizoTaco> heh dominos pushed the silent alarm
38:00 <ChorizoTaco> my pizza isn't ready though
38:00 <TheRon> he wanted to give the children aides
38:00 <ChorizoTaco> they pushed the wrong alarm
38:00 <simba> well everyone could use an aide
38:00 <TheRon> exactly
39:00 <TheRon> simba, jay schultz, he should've gone
39:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAB7cVAoiCE
39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kagawa and Aubameyang Shine as Dortmund Kick-Off Asian Tour Views: 35,240 Uploader: Bundesliga Uploaded: Jul 7, 2015 Duration: 3m23s Rating: 4.97
39:00 <couleurs> BvB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
40:00 <simba> gone where 2
40:00 <TheRon> QPR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
40:00 <TheRon> 2 weeks
40:00 <simba> what for
40:00 <TheRon> that slam tackle
40:00 <TheRon> same as gibbs
40:00 <simba> dont be a soft cunt
41:00 <simba> gibbs is a piece of shit human being raised by glenelg and carlton, he intended to hurt schulz, schulz did a normal tackle its chalk n cheese
41:00 <Clarkson> what the fuck 
41:00 <simba> hurt gray*
41:00 <simba> gibbs = second motion 2 hurt
41:00 <Serenity> exactly clarkson
41:00 <Clarkson> Mr_ducati is empty, running on jizz now that hes horny after seeing my pics
41:00 <simba> shculz  = 1 motion tackl
41:00 <TheRon> good to see you don't hold a grudge
42:00 <TheRon> i can't see the difference
42:00 <simba> yes you can
42:00 <simba> dont troll me now TheRon
42:00 <simba> cos im having a good time
42:00 <couleurs> amsy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDFPnkXR9zc
42:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Terminator: Genisys (Worst Movie Ever) Shreds Views: 301 Uploader: TheKosmic8 Uploaded: Jul 8, 2015 Duration: 1m28s Rating: 4.67
42:00 <TheRon> geelong will have had 20 days off
43:00 <TheRon> jimmy bartel is back this week
43:00 <TheRon> i will be at etihad to cheer them on
43:00 <simba> against who
43:00 <TheRon> roos
44:00 <TheRon> 50/50 shot i reckon
44:00 <simba> oh yea watch out 4 wayne carey
44:00 <simba> north are hella gay 
44:00 <TheRon> roos will be either on or not
44:00 <simba> time for their gay ass coach to crumble
44:00 <TheRon> wayne carey, how many underage chicks did he have in that hot tub in adelaide?
45:00 <simba> 5
45:00 <TheRon> and it held how many?
46:00 <TheRon> i wish hird was fucked
47:00 <TheRon> he'll keep his job
47:00 <TheRon> not watching the cricket tonigt?
49:00 <simba> #StandByHird
50:00 <simba> Dpm
50:00 <simba> Don't Hate The Player, Hate The Game
50:00 <TheRon> but i hate the player
52:00 <TheRon> i don't care who wins the ashes, as long as the aussies come out with best sledge
52:00 <couleurs> Player 1 has joined The Hate Game
52:00 <TheRon> couleurs: like le tour?
53:00 <couleurs> it's ok
53:00 <couleurs> nice scenery 
54:00 <TheRon> awesome scenery
54:00 <couleurs> wish it wasn't mens but womens and they rode nude now theirs a sport ;)
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I just walked past the telly and noticed 9 are doing the weather for cardiff in wales
55:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares that much about a fucking cricket game?
55:00 <Clarkson> yeah it's best not to pay attention to him Saemon he's a negative cunt trying to make everyone feel as bad as him
55:00 <TheRon> Merv Hughes v Graham Gooch  Hughes: “Would you like me to bowl a piano and see if you can play that?”
56:00 <Serenity> clarkson dont encourage saemon, hes a clam
56:00 <Clarkson> Kelevra sex toys?
56:00 <Serenity> ugh
58:00 <BenCox> saemon must have not been able to pay his internet lately
59:00 <Bastardly_One> he's around
59:00 <Bastardly_One> forget which nick though
59:00 <Bastardly_One> was only a week or so since he annoyed me
01:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Foot-Warmer-Cushion-shaped-in-Bear-Paw-Heater-Slippers-USB-Soft-Warm-Pillow-/
01:00 <Bastardly_One> how gay
02:00 <Bastardly_One> chirnside park
02:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeb5LdAyLC8
02:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Smells Like Teen Shovel Coub Views: 917,805 Uploader: igsagFeed Uploaded: Jul 6, 2015 Duration: 0m10s Rating: 4.93
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that is like 2 weeks away from the city right?
03:00 <amsy> lmao
03:00 <Serenity> 2 weeks?
03:00 <amsy> good video
03:00 <couleurs> thank
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah 2 weeks
04:00 <amsy> chirnside is pretty far east
04:00 <Bastardly_One> like fucking whoop whoop
04:00 <amsy> yeah
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that's where I am staying on fri ... man this gig is gonna cost bazillion dollars to get from at the end of the night
05:00 <amsy> train?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> good point actually
06:00 <Bastardly_One> things finish early these days
06:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/c3NN2EB9aS8
06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kanye making fire ass beats in economy class. Views: 242,052 Uploader: B Tr Uploaded: Jul 7, 2015 Duration: 0m12s Rating: 4.68
07:00 <amsy> might also be a nightrider that goes out to lilydale
07:00 <amsy> i dont know though
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd think so 
11:00 <Serenity> amelia is chrises cat irl?
12:00 <sockzie> AHAAHHA
12:00 <sockzie> meow
12:00 <sockzie> how did you even kno that
12:00 <Serenity> cause he drools on about his poor cat all the time
12:00 <sockzie> ahahhaha
12:00 <sockzie> the name is so funny
13:00 <sockzie> it makes me laugh way too much
13:00 <Serenity> have you seen the poor animal?
13:00 <Serenity> someone needs to take it to a shelter
13:00 <sockzie> I've seen two pics of its head
13:00 <sockzie> chris thinks it looks cute
13:00 <Serenity> i think it looks neglected
13:00 <sockzie> i am not so sure about that
14:00 <sockzie> issit underweight
14:00 <Serenity> it looks thin to me
14:00 <Serenity> and dirty
14:00 <Serenity> last pic i saw its face was full of eye boogers
14:00 <StrykerX> Neglected for sure from the pix I've seen.
15:00 <sockzie> i dunno its hard to tell from pics
15:00 <fawks> Chris's forehead could host the Olympic games
15:00 <sockzie> I've seen the face it looks a lil odd but can't really tell much
15:00 <Serenity> theres actually one pic wher the cat looks just like chris
15:00 <Serenity> its actually a little weird
15:00 <sockzie> AHAHA
16:00 <Serenity> after his video in his kitchen where there was tomato on the bench that looked like it had been there for about 3 months
16:00 <Serenity> im just gonna assume everything he has/owns is filthy
18:00 <simba> if chris was a movie, how many times would you see it?
18:00 <Serenity> .25
18:00 <simba> be honest
18:00 <Serenity> i am
18:00 <simba> you would definitely see it at least twice
18:00 <simba> midnight screening first up
18:00 <simba> then the opening night
19:00 <simba> then prob a third night with maurice
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I think a lot of people would see it just to see how bad it was
20:00 <Serenity> simba, id drown you in dog piss right now if i could
20:00 <StrykerX> Serenity: Wanna know why the cat looks neglected?
20:00 <StrykerX> [19:19] <tisk> sockzie likes weed
20:00 <Serenity> oh ffs
20:00 <Serenity> that just makes me angry
20:00 <StrykerX> I'm disgusted.
20:00 <StrykerX> Fuck yourself up if you want
20:00 <StrykerX> But not your animals too
20:00 <Serenity> i really hate people who get their pets stoned and think its funny
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
21:00 <sockzie> i dont think he actually does
21:00 <amsy> agreeeeee
21:00 <Serenity> wouldnt suprise me if he does
21:00 <Serenity> hes a mutant
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish I remembered his address as much as I tell him I do 
21:00 <Osskkaarr> Get that picture he showed of his cat
21:00 <simba> <@Serenity> simba, id drown you in dog piss right now if i could - a very natural Serenity reaction 
21:00 <sockzie> he talks a lot of jibber
21:00 <Osskkaarr> Youd swear the cat was stoned.
21:00 <Serenity> i cant remember it either Bastardly_One lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> one quick call to the rspca would fix that
21:00 <sockzie> i wouldn't take that particular sentence serious
22:00 <Serenity> i cant get any of chrises pics i have him blocked and i am not unblockjing him
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, that other whacko really did call the cat team on him though
22:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck was Adrian's nick? I have seriously forgotten
22:00 <Clarkson> web 2.0 means more better porn
22:00 <Serenity> good
22:00 <simba> anything we make up about chris to make him seem worse is true but anything that makes him seem better is false
22:00 <Osskkaarr> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t31.0-8/s960x960/10929038_1584065705162205_2554045319152909202_o.jpg
22:00 <Osskkaarr> That's his cat.
23:00 <Serenity> whos making things up about chris
23:00 <Serenity> you dont have to
23:00 <sockzie> AHAAHAHHA
23:00 <Serenity> it looks just like him
23:00 <Serenity> tbh
23:00 <simba> we know what his cat looks like weirdo, we dont need another retard linking it
23:00 <Clarkson> foxtel is pretty shit
23:00 <Osskkaarr> simba, Watch your mouth fatty.
23:00 <simba> or what
24:00 <sockzie> simba is jus cuddly ok
24:00 <Serenity> oh simbas gonna white knight chris i dont have the patience for this
24:00 <simba> when ur such a black knight u need a white knight to balance it out
24:00 <simba> thats all i am the balancing man
24:00 <Serenity> no you're in one of your knobby moods
24:00 <simba> YOURE A BLACK KNIGHT
24:00 <Serenity> ur still shitty at maurice n taking it out on me
24:00 <amsy> my city is getting an escape room attraction thing
25:00 <Serenity> a whaty
25:00 <simba> i was never shitty at maurice lolll we both knew that
25:00 <simba> her and i
25:00 <sockzie> dramas in melb uh oh
25:00 <Serenity> yeah ok
25:00 <fawks> lolll
25:00 <Osskkaarr> `deluser simba
25:00 <Serenity> plz stop talking to me for like 2 days at least
25:00 <fawks> Where's gus
25:00 <sockzie> WILL WE BE ABLE TO RECOVER
25:00 <Osskkaarr> Watch him cry.
25:00 <simba> be quiet pollock people who leave their house are talking
26:00 <amsy> Unky Gus
26:00 <BenCox> sick burn from simba there
26:00 <Serenity> lol poor theron hes gonna get like 15 new names every day
26:00 <Osskkaarr> Yeah.. I don't leave my house cause you said so. Good one fatty simba.
27:00 <fawks> Since when is simba fat
27:00 <simba> i never told u not to leave, is that why u stay home
27:00 <simba> lol
27:00 <BenCox> pollock it's 7pm for you, its time for bed
27:00 <amsy> phat
27:00 <Osskkaarr> Right on Cox.
27:00 <fawks> I just wanna know if lish is still 28
28:00 <couleurs> me 2
28:00 <stebie> asl her
28:00 <Lish> Pass
28:00 <simba> everyone on irc is 19
28:00 <simba> 29*
28:00 <fawks> It feels like she's been 28 for like 4 years
29:00 <Lish> Wrong
29:00 <fawks> Do tell
29:00 <Lish> I just turned 30
29:00 <stebie> close enough
29:00 <fawks> Happy birthday 
29:00 <Lish> Thanks 
30:00 <fawks> When was it
30:00 <Lish> June
30:00 <fawks> Kewl
30:00 <BenCox> Pollock is pissed off because it's now 7pm and he missed happy hour in the pub
31:00 <fawks> Ok
31:00 <stebie> ye
31:00 <fawks> Thx 4 ur input
31:00 <fawks> Ll
31:00 <fawks> Lol*
31:00 <amsy> OMG BB
31:00 <fawks> yes
31:00 <amsy> friday is close
31:00 <fawks> ??
31:00 <StrykerX> It is!
31:00 <StrykerX> Keen as!
31:00 <couleurs> tgif
31:00 <fawks> Hooray lol
31:00 <fawks> Idgi
32:00 <fawks> R U EXCITED COS IT'S MY BDAY
32:00 <amsy> yes
32:00 <fawks> oh
32:00 <fawks> I'm not
32:00 <fawks> :(
32:00 <amsy> :(
32:00 <fawks> Lol
32:00 <amsy> ill say happy birthday like 50 fucking times
32:00 <Clarkson> godi  hat living with ur mum she bitches soo much
32:00 <amsy> sorry in advance
32:00 <fawks> I'll kill u
33:00 <couleurs> Dawson Creek Theme Sang.mp3
33:00 <amsy> you'll grow to like it i promise
33:00 <fawks> My mum has reminded me evryday this week it's my birthday soon
33:00 <fawks> I'm like ok ty
33:00 <amsy> lol
33:00 <amsy> my mum does the same
33:00 <fawks> When she was in syd last she left my present in my tv unit
33:00 <fawks> And evryday since she's like
34:00 <fawks> HAVE U OPENED IT
34:00 <fawks> No mum I'm waiting til my birthday 
34:00 <stebie> cya
34:00 <amsy> loooool
34:00 <fawks> GOOD WAIT TIL UR BIRTHDAY 
34:00 <fawks> .
34:00 <fawks> She's so funny
34:00 <fawks> I know what she got me 
34:00 <amsy> when mum sent mine last year shes like "did you open it straight away? i asked you not to"
34:00 <amsy> "yep"
34:00 <fawks> Lmao
35:00 <amsy> "awwwww ffs amber."
35:00 <fawks> If I didn't know what it was I would have opened it
35:00 <fawks> But cos I know I don't need to lolll
35:00 <amsy> lol
35:00 <Serenity> HOW OLD ARE U TURNING
36:00 <amsy> a hundred
36:00 <fawks> ..
36:00 <fawks> Wowee
36:00 <fawks> U cunt
36:00 <Clarkson> cheap cunt Saemon
36:00 <amsy> LOL
36:00 <fawks> 27
36:00 <fawks> :-(
36:00 <fawks> Yuck
36:00 <Serenity> its ok im turning 29 :(
36:00 <fawks> I'm genuinely going to cry so much Friday morning
36:00 <fawks> Yeah but ur irrelevant 
36:00 <fawks> Lolllll
36:00 <fawks> I'm joken
36:00 <Serenity> fine
36:00 <Serenity> fuck off then
36:00 <fawks> Xoxoxoxoxox
36:00 <Clarkson> Fat people do more sex
36:00 <amsy> lolllll
37:00 <fawks> Lol clarkson
37:00 <amsy> do more sex
37:00 <Clarkson> brainz: He's a queer anyway
37:00 <Clarkson> god just goptta go to sleep i guess i fucken hate this shit
37:00 <StrykerX> Turning 29?
37:00 <StrykerX> I thought we were born in the same year!
37:00 <stebie> is that Clarkson or chris?
37:00 <Clarkson> shoe porn makes me think of stilettos
37:00 <stebie> :\
37:00 <fawks> mm shoe porn
37:00 <fawks> Clarky m8 bash amsy 4 me
37:00 <Clarkson> u djs u know are shit
37:00 <fawks> Oh
38:00 <stebie> Clark Kent?
38:00 <Clarkson> i'd like to conclude by saying first of all tits, and also tits
38:00 <stebie> i like that
38:00 <fawks> Lolll
51:00 <amsy> lol
51:00 <amsy> take that
52:00 <amsy> Clarkson faux is a super slet
52:00 <Clarkson> bitchboy faggot motherfuckers stfu
52:00 <amsy> lolll
52:00 <amsy> tyran?
57:00 <couleurs> agreed.
57:00 <fawks> Am not
57:00 <fawks> Lmao tyran 
06:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ islamic chant. 
06:00 <couleurs> abdula akbar
07:00 <Skirmish> Shut up couleurs. 
07:00 <Skirmish> I've had quite enough of your shenanigans. 
07:00 <couleurs> make me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
08:00 <couleurs> yay
08:00 <amsy> make her french toast
08:00 <Skirmish> This netcube bunch are pretty good. Apart from charging me $3.50 a month for a static IP I have no complaints. 
09:00 <simba> yea gamcube owns!!!!!!!!!!!
09:00 <simba> melee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
09:00 <couleurs> nanterndo sicksty flour!!!!!!!!!!!
10:00 <simba> !!!!!!!!!!111111oneleven!!!!
10:00 <Skirmish> I'm not here for your japanese gaming console propaganda either simba. 
10:00 <amelia> super nintendo chalmers
11:00 <simba> go japan !!!! 0|||||4O0|||||||
11:00 <simba> japanese flag ^^^
12:00 <couleurs> looks like a butthole lmao xD
12:00 <Clarkson> like paki style
12:00 <amsy> lol
13:00 <couleurs> yo check me out on twitter guys 4 more jokes n laffs @RiCKyMaRTiNLuVr
13:00 <Skirmish> I really hate how Allens lollies have those banana hard type lollies in the party packs. 
13:00 <Skirmish> Nobody is having a party when they have to sit there and remove all those revolting lollies. 
14:00 <amsy> i like them
14:00 <fawks> Microwave them for 5 seconds 
14:00 <amsy> chalky banana
14:00 <Skirmish> I think you may be 1 of only 7 people on the planet that does. 
14:00 <fawks> They go like marshmallowy
14:00 <fawks> And delish
14:00 <amsy> the ones here are marshmellowy i dont like them as much
14:00 <fawks> mellowy
14:00 <amsy> mallow
15:00 <amsy> y
15:00 <amsy> sD
15:00 <Skirmish> These are the chalky ones amsy. I hate them with such passion that even Kayla is jealous. 
15:00 <fawks> U sD
15:00 <fawks> ss
15:00 <amsy> lol
15:00 <fawks> ikyc
15:00 <fawks> ok 2 far
15:00 <amsy> excuse me
16:00 <Skirmish> i kill you cunt?
16:00 <fawks> Lol
16:00 <fawks> Wowee
16:00 <fawks> Skirmish is a detective 
16:00 <amsy> she actually meant she will kiss my cunny
16:00 <fawks> POL
16:00 <fawks> l
16:00 <fawks> 0s9wm
16:00 <Skirmish> At least 3 people watching main channel just got an erection. 
16:00 <fawks> smoochy smoochy 
16:00 <fawks> And I'm one of them
17:00 <Skirmish> lol
17:00 <amsy> haha
17:00 <amsy> pics
17:00 <fawks> ok
17:00 <simba> dk donkey kong
17:00 <simba> i get erections when i jvstock people
18:00 <amsy> lol denmark is .dk and it always makes me think donkey kong
18:00 <couleurs> is norway .nw NO WAY HOE ZAY
18:00 <simba> dk denmark kong is here
18:00 <amsy> www dot something danish dot donkey kong
18:00 <simba> http://stuffdanishpeoplelike.tumblr.com/
19:00 <fawks> Damn googling nigger dicks isn't as fun as I expected 
19:00 <couleurs> dank kong #420 $666
19:00 <amsy> lol
19:00 <ShadowLurker> you forgot to add tumblr to it
19:00 <ShadowLurker> "nigger dicks tumblr"
19:00 <amsy> oh
19:00 <fawks> Mmm Danish salami and feta
20:00 <fawks> lol
20:00 <fawks> thx 4 teh tips
20:00 <fawks> Here's a dollar
20:00 <fawks> o
20:00 <couleurs> what's tumblr sounds like a typo 2 me
20:00 <Skirmish> Is this you faux? https://www.facebook.com/huucong.skda/videos/421892684647976/?pnref=story
20:00 <amsy> its like grindr for tums
21:00 <couleurs> yay
21:00 <couleurs> subscribed.
21:00 <ShadowLurker> you dont know what tumblr is
21:00 <ShadowLurker> ur missing out
21:00 <ShadowLurker> it has all teh porn
21:00 <Clarkson> i'm sick of seeing his shit
21:00 <ShadowLurker> dont look then Clarkson
21:00 <Clarkson> big fucking change from Pendulum eh?
22:00 <amsy> lol penis
24:00 <Serenity> dont shit talk pendulum Clarkson
24:00 <Clarkson> mandyjane tits out bitch.
24:00 <Serenity> ew im not MJ u cunt
24:00 <Loof> ew mj tits
24:00 <stebie> Clarkson has weird fetishes
24:00 <Clarkson> cant even rub jesus penis and get a wish yo
24:00 <Loof> *Shudders*
24:00 <stebie> lol
25:00 <Serenity> rotten.com
26:00 <Loof> rotten.cum
26:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRAJbxxmdGk
26:00 <fawks> Delish! 
26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ashworth - Cork (Official Video) Views: 1,252 Uploader: Needwant100 Uploaded: Jun 19, 2015 Duration: 3m42s Rating: 5.00
27:00 <simba> skream - rutten.cum
27:00 <Loof> lol
28:00 <simba> bye
28:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ loof having a shot at anyone else thinking he's better. You're the female version of MJ mate. 
29:00 <Skirmish> oh ... wasted. 
29:00 <fawks> Actually said wasted
30:00 <simba> youre the human version of a puddle of cat piss Skirmish
31:00 <fawks> Are any of You People watching the origin
31:00 <Serenity> no
31:00 <Doodle> fawks
31:00 <fawks> Well then
31:00 <Doodle> i also like a smooth fluffy mash
31:00 <fawks> Lollll
31:00 <Serenity> ffs
31:00 <fawks> The potato police were attacking me on fb
32:00 <Doodle> also
32:00 <Doodle> lol@ You People
37:00 <simba> lol @ you in genz 
37:00 <simba> ---------- faux 2006
38:00 <simba> queensland are winning go maroons
38:00 <couleurs> go morans
38:00 <fawks> Lolllll
38:00 <fawks> WOW 
39:00 <fawks> Going for the wrong team m8
42:00 <Skirmish> fawks: Any tries yet? 
42:00 <fawks> Yah
42:00 <fawks> 8-2 qld
42:00 <fawks> 2 penalty kicks each 
48:00 <Loof> yawn
49:00 <fawks> Qld scored 
49:00 <fawks> 12-2 ktc
49:00 <couleurs> 12-2 kfc bucket
49:00 <fawks> Ll
50:00 <Doodle> omg fawks
50:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11694025_806454236136051_8142858391110863196_n.jpg?oh=6def82e4912a0b866c4b05be3486a889&oe=562721A5
50:00 <Skirmish> I hope QLD for the sake of my heritage ... but Kayla will be cranky so part of me hopes that NSW. Most of me doesn't really care though. 
51:00 <fawks> HAHHAHAHAA
51:00 <fawks> japanesus
51:00 <fawks> Fuk u and ur heritage
51:00 <fawks> Woooop
51:00 <fawks> Penalty 2 nsw
51:00 <simba> my dick hopes its NSW 
51:00 <fawks> Yess
51:00 <fawks> Good. 
52:00 <fawks> Erkh me eye is so itchy 
52:00 <simba> qld r pwnin it //pro rugby op
53:00 <Loof> somebody buy me a new mic
53:00 <fawks> Yeah home ground
53:00 <fawks> They're unstoppabubble in qld
55:00 <fawks> Wtf why are they taking the kick lol
55:00 <fawks> They're up by 2 tries not like they're desperate for points 
55:00 <fawks> Dumb
57:00 <Loof> http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1874597-20-reasons-to-think-footballers-are-stupid/page/1
57:00 <fawks> Yeah u run
58:00 <fawks> Litel bich
58:00 <Lish> Fuck this
58:00 <Lish> I'm turning it off
58:00 <fawks> Lol
59:00 <fawks> lillyman
59:00 <fawks> What a masculine surname
59:00 <couleurs> Loof a faggor
59:00 <couleurs> -- fawks 
59:00 <fawks> Lol
00:00 <fawks> 22-2
00:00 <fawks> Great
03:00 <couleurs> definenteley.
06:00 <couleurs> cool
11:00 <fawks> Ok ryan
11:00 <fawks> Ok
12:00 <couleurs> undercover church boss
15:00 <BenCox> I'd want to be an undercover fifa boss
16:00 <Skirmish>  Billy Madison quote. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
16:00 <simba> nice c+p
17:00 <amsy> lmao
19:00 <Skirmish> Evening Kate. 
19:00 <couleurs> fucken owned!!!!!
19:00 <couleurs>   Hahahaha!!!!
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai there skirmish -how you coin?
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> doin**
20:00 <couleurs> koin
21:00 <amsy> Koin Kum
22:00 <couleurs> Mortal Kumbat
22:00 <amsy> Koins, Koins, Koins
23:00 <simba> destinys khild
23:00 <amsy> lmao
23:00 <simba> des' tiny child
23:00 <couleurs> duck dinosaurs
24:00 <simba> rampaging_geek
25:00 <couleurs> beyonce - halo master chef
25:00 <simba> bbl nicktoons XD
27:00 <couleurs>   Hahahaha!!!!
38:00 <Loof> sat down twice to watch ex machina and have been distracted
38:00 <Loof> might try again
39:00 <couleurs> thx 4 the twitter update via IRC faggit
40:00 <couleurs> -- every1
40:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS6-E__Upbc
40:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Outtakes: Robbie Fowler's tour tongue-twister Views: 301 Uploader: Liverpool FC Uploaded: Jul 8, 2015 Duration: 3m5s Rating: 4.84
40:00 <simba> gods face look like leather
41:00 <simba> http://thepremierleagueowl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Robbie-Fowler-cropped.jpeg GOD.JPG
41:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
42:00 <TheRiddler> I am watching are you afraid of the dark on netflix
42:00 <couleurs> rabbie folwer legend telepromter dudde
43:00 <couleurs> lol
43:00 <couleurs> bloodey ell mate have another pint
45:00 <simba> robbie leather
45:00 <simba> TheRiddler already has a Goosebumps: The Movie tattoo
45:00 <fawks> Loooll
45:00 <simba> is blue winning
46:00 <TheRiddler> I wish
46:00 <TheRiddler> oh origin is on?
46:00 <fawks> Yah I stopper watching 10 mins ago 
46:00 <fawks> We got smashed 
46:00 <TheRiddler> today is my sister's b'day
46:00 <TheRiddler> so I was at her place
46:00 <fawks> cool how old
46:00 <TheRiddler> umm
47:00 <simba> damn
47:00 <TheRiddler> 24 I think
47:00 <simba> pix
47:00 <fawks> Oh
48:00 <TheRiddler> did you see the thing I shared on fb faux
48:00 <fawks> No soz
48:00 <TheRiddler> I instantly thought of you when I saw it lol
49:00 <fawks> Lol
49:00 <fawks> Show
50:00 <fawks> Lol someone just wrote YNWA on a maroons status
50:00 <fawks> Oh ok
50:00 <couleurs> LPFC
50:00 <fawks> ehehe
51:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/jlistcom/posts/10152753092909320
51:00 <TheRiddler> here you go
51:00 <fawks> Lol I just saw
52:00 <fawks> I was searching theriddler on fb and was confused when I couldn't find u
52:00 <fawks> Dumbass
52:00 <TheRiddler> I saw the cheeks and thought of you
52:00 <TheRiddler> lol
52:00 <fawks> Asian babies r adorbs
52:00 <fawks> Brb tea
52:00 <TheRiddler> ok
52:00 <simba> #WeFlyAsOne
54:00 <Skirmish> The NSW winning streak is over in SoO. 
54:00 <TheRiddler> nsw winning streak?
54:00 <BenCox> what streak>
54:00 <BenCox> ?
54:00 <TheRiddler> didn't they only win the last year
54:00 <BenCox> yeah
54:00 <BenCox> one year streak lol
54:00 <TheRiddler> lol
55:00 <couleurs> https://vine.co/v/e1KIjgrLIJ2
55:00 <couleurs> lmao
57:00 <couleurs> question when u go in 2 a restaurant do u have the wiffy coat? yea
57:00 <couleurs> --- 2k15 meme
00:00 <simba> polly put the kettle on
00:00 <simba> lol
00:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/eQ5PXwe.jpg
00:00 <couleurs> me irl
00:00 <simba> wi fi
01:00 <simba> frank reynolds
01:00 <simba> and 2 fuckable bitches
03:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/oNdYaW3.jpg
03:00 <couleurs> dude, what
04:00 <Doodle> my mate had a pizza with angel dust on it in cambodia
04:00 <Doodle> he ate all of it
04:00 <Doodle> ended up in hospital
04:00 <fawks> Rip
04:00 <Doodle> no he is ok now, other than still being black
04:00 <fawks> Wow
04:00 <fawks> Racist
05:00 <BenCox> Skirmish: https://www.facebook.com/QueenslandPolice/posts/10153569174928254
05:00 <Doodle> its not racist
05:00 <Doodle> ok maybe a bit
05:00 <simba> beat a good ROB online was that u Doodle
06:00 <fawks> Lol @ NSW has been robbed what are you doing about it 
06:00 <Doodle> no i'm terrible
06:00 <fawks> Excellent 
09:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/KOpftdO.jpg
09:00 <couleurs> 4 mah crew
12:00 <Doodle> yeeee
14:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/gpdrHqM.jpg
14:00 <couleurs> KILL
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> this better be dick
15:00 <clubsamwich> jesus!
15:00 <couleurs> Hhuahauhahau!!!!!!
15:00 <couleurs> --- evil laff
15:00 <clubsamwich> well that's going to haunt me for ever
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah….. best contraception ever! 
15:00 <clubsamwich> 10/10 will forward on
16:00 <Skirmish> BenCox: lol
17:00 <couleurs> http://au.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/201564/rs_634x1024-150704184614-634.ElizabethOlsen-jmd-040715.jpg
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> So I watched this really lame move called 'the gambler'
17:00 <couleurs> me in da back 
17:00 <couleurs> eyyyy
17:00 <amsy> teddy?
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i suggest no one watch it, it's epically lame
18:00 <teddy> the one and only
18:00 <clubsamwich> you could cut a leather shoe with that chin
18:00 <amsy> wsit
18:00 <amsy> wait
18:00 <amsy> double checking
18:00 <amsy> uG?
18:00 <teddy> join 
18:00 <teddy> use the right key
19:00 <amsy> ok its you
19:00 <amsy> but fuck
19:00 <Doodle> wow i think i got ragequitted on 
19:00 <Doodle> for not cybering
19:00 <thestig> lol
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd do the same too
19:00 <teddy> nows norway ?
19:00 <Doodle> lol
19:00 <Doodle> rude
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> no cyber for you !
19:00 <Doodle> thats what i said before she left
20:00 <clubsamwich> the gambler - 6.1 on imdb
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> what a cunt
20:00 <amsy> i dont remember it!
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> the gambler is lame
20:00 <couleurs> Test Am I Oneline
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> save yourself 2 hours of lameness….
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> good music
20:00 <amsy> norway is good ted, hows the leg?
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame movie
20:00 <teddy> broken in 14 places
20:00 <amsy> jesus christ
20:00 <simba> man sonic is a faggot
21:00 <Clarkson> wait for the chicks start attackin u for sex deadpandadolls
21:00 <amsy> what did you do?
21:00 <teddy> hiking with the mrs
21:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/CJEoASUMZbI
21:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mary Kate and Ashley Olson - Gimme Pizza Song (Slowed Down) Views: 1,880,130 Uploader: Cretchy Chretien Uploaded: Oct 24, 2010 Duration: 3m29s Rating: 4.84
21:00 <clubsamwich> sonic the hedgehog?
21:00 <simba> Yes
21:00 <couleurs> 66666666
22:00 <couleurs> p i z  z z   a
22:00 <simba> kenny 'pizza' dalglish
22:00 <couleurs> this def mah new jam
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
23:00 <fawks> ah next
23:00 <simba> fkn chill as bro 
23:00 <couleurs> put it in da pizz a
25:00 <fawks> Oh
25:00 <fawks> PH
25:00 <fawks> OH
25:00 <fawks> That  teddy 
26:00 <amsy> lmao cc
26:00 <amsy> ash linked that yesterday or something
26:00 <amsy> top vid
34:00 <simba> cool video clip 4 ashworth cork
35:00 <couleurs> how dear he
36:00 <ShadowLurker> you all suck fat cocks
36:00 <Clarkson> beehhh did u happen to aquire your taste for transgender porn while u were on your voyage thru time?
37:00 <ShadowLurker> !die
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <couleurs> does that work on Loof too?
38:00 <ShadowLurker> i wish
39:00 <couleurs> me 2
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
44:00 <couleurs> !sandwich 
44:00 <Serenity> u animal sif kill clarky
45:00 <couleurs> !amsy
47:00 <Doodle> !kettle
48:00 <couleurs> !DATSUN
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> 180b!
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> or the 120y 
48:00 <Skirmish> SUNBIRD
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> first cars i learnt how to drive in….
49:00 <Skirmish> I'd drive you. 
49:00 <Skirmish> You can be my Datsun. 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
51:00 <Doodle> all my first cars were mazdas
51:00 <Doodle> zoom zoom
51:00 <Doodle> but proper mazdas not the shit they have now
54:00 <couleurs> mazda 666
54:00 <Doodle> my first car was a turbo 626
54:00 <Doodle> pew peww
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah without pictures i have no idea
55:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1930892_1049194583727_1017_n.jpg?oh=271570834c28782bb10bdea41214c915&oe=562065C9
55:00 <Doodle> thats it
56:00 <couleurs> sick rimz bro xD
56:00 <Doodle> yee m8 17s 
56:00 <Doodle> costed me lots
56:00 <alto> !seen longie
56:00 <couleurs> rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> golden?
57:00 <Doodle> shower?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm kinda warm now
59:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/1937268_1200157397703_3073094_n.jpg?oh=4274f32c9be155b8148be7743dcf9673&oe=5658B78A
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> poo sunroof
01:00 <Doodle> it was all the rage in 1986
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> bet you pulled da ladies in that 
01:00 <Doodle> no it was broken down most of the time
01:00 <Zade> i think my grandmother use to have one of those 
02:00 <Doodle> did she rip skids in it
02:00 <Zade> most likely 
02:00 <Doodle> nice
02:00 <Zade> but by accident
03:00 <Doodle> it still counts
03:00 <couleurs> rx-777 rotary roar sponsered by brisbene roar fc soccer team
03:00 <Zade> sometimes she didnt believe that red on traffic lights meant stop either 
03:00 <Doodle> umm ahh
04:00 <Doodle> mine didnt believe the gauges when it was sposed to stop revving at 9000rpm
04:00 <Zade> lol
04:00 <Skirmish> ah 17" wheels. I remember the first set I got on an EL Falcon and I thought I was fucking awesome.
04:00 <Doodle> used to rev to 11,000rpm and deafen everyone 
04:00 <Doodle> yeah that was my first set
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://diply.com/inked-mag/girls-tinder-hos-housewife-funny/150834 
04:00 <Doodle> cost me like $2500 with tyres lol
04:00 <Doodle> in 1999
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle 'maria' is yo' girl
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> n*
05:00 <Doodle> looooooooool
05:00 <Doodle> wee
05:00 <Doodle> eeee
05:00 <Zade> my first car was a toyota corolla 
06:00 <Doodle> yeah my sisters first car was a corolla too
06:00 <Doodle> great rally cars
06:00 <Doodle> she didnt know that tho
06:00 <Zade> lol
06:00 <Zade> i had mine for 4 months
08:00 <Serenity> my first car was a broom
09:00 <Skirmish> My first car was a 1984 Ford Telstar. It was yellow. 
09:00 <couleurs> mine was a 1996 pulsar u guys r fucken old xD
09:00 <Kynetic> my first car was an LJ torana
10:00 <Kynetic> little beast she was.
10:00 <Kynetic> had to hotwire the cunt to start it
11:00 <Skirmish> http://brakehorsepower.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/falconXE5point8-2.jpg    <---- My second car (the model, not this actual car). 
12:00 <Skirmish> I would love to rebuild one of these with a nice 351 stroker in it. 
12:00 <Kynetic> i bet you'd like to stroke it
12:00 <Kynetic> ;)
13:00 <Skirmish> Every guy wants a 351kg stroker 
14:00 <Kynetic> you like it when the girls scream ay Skirmish? :P
14:00 <Kynetic> and not out of pleasure but pain.
14:00 <Serenity> wow
15:00 <Kynetic> i know Serenity
15:00 <Kynetic> its shocking
15:00 <Kynetic> im here 2 nights in a row
16:00 <Serenity> lol
17:00 <Skirmish> Nah I can't be rough with women. Met a chick once that wanted me to talk to her like she was a dirty slut .... couldn't do it. 
18:00 <Picard> die in a fire cunt :P
18:00 <Skirmish> It was her that taught me that girls named Natalie have major daddy issues. 
19:00 <Picard> Skirmish hello, how was your day?
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm not 351kgs thank you very much!
19:00 <Kynetic> mate of mine had a gf who wanted him to punch her 
20:00 <Kynetic> needless to say tha trelationship didnt last
20:00 <Picard> Kynetic hows the rash?
20:00 <Skirmish> I know. With the amount of time you've spent straddling me of late if you did weigh 315kg I would have smashed hips. 
20:00 <Kynetic> Picard yeah after you told me that youd given me an STD i went to the doctor and its all cleared up now
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's right skirmish
21:00 <Skirmish> On that note, I think I might consider going to bed. 
22:00 <Kynetic> i might make a ham sandwich
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
22:00 <Picard> awesome Kynetic, i knew we shouldnt of shared that ladyboy 
22:00 <Skirmish> This show on tv is making me feel uncomfortable. 
22:00 <Picard> http://thaihouses.page.tl/Thai-Wife-_-Girlfriend.htm
22:00 <Kynetic> admittedly though it was you that infected everyone
23:00 <Kynetic> but ive moved on now
23:00 <Kynetic> so its ok
23:00 <Skirmish> Talking about some guy with no legs and how he has sex. Obviously finger fucks the shit out of his mrs. 
23:00 <Kynetic> did you hear about the guy with no arms and no legs who swam the english channel?
23:00 <Kynetic> clever dick.
24:00 <Skirmish> Where is a good place online to buy a PS4 cheaper than the stores?
25:00 <couleurs> onelined
27:00 <Skirmish> too tired to look now. night
29:00 <Serenity> ebgames
30:00 <simba> Target.
31:00 <Picard> thailand
32:00 <couleurs> dick smith erectiononics
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember the discussion and everyone suggested JB Hifi having the best PS4 deals
40:00 <couleurs> not when dse has a sale and you got a coupon code for 10% off then you ballin' your way to the #bank
40:00 <Kynetic> fuck dse
40:00 <Kynetic> theyre owned by woolies now
40:00 <Kynetic> ever since they bought em its gone to shit
41:00 <couleurs> not when you need a ps4!!!!!
42:00 <Kynetic> thats why price matching is a good thing
42:00 <Kynetic> if ds has it on sale i just get jb to price match it
43:00 <couleurs> yeah but they won't give you 10-20% off on top
43:00 <Bastardly_One> so in other words
43:00 <Bastardly_One> if you work at Woolies
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you get a staff discount at DSE
44:00 <Bastardly_One> right?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> now we know where couleurs works
44:00 <couleurs> idk i don't work at woolies what do you think i am a cute checkout chick!!!!!!!!!
45:00 <couleurs> FiFa HiFi
45:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/slipknot-corey-taylor-to-kanye-west-you-are-not-the-greatest-living-rock-star/
45:00 <Kynetic> no a trolley boy
45:00 <couleurs> #MeAn
45:00 <fawks> For years I've roamed these empty halls why have a ballroom with no balls finally they're opening up the gaaaaatesssss
45:00 <fawks> Hehe no balls
46:00 <Kynetic> fawks loves frozen
46:00 <fawks> Ehehe
46:00 <Kynetic> i bet she has posters of elsa on her wall
46:00 <fawks> Lol too far bud
46:00 <Kynetic> :P
46:00 <Kynetic> thats what SHE said.
46:00 <fawks> OH
47:00 <fawks> And its nothing like I've ever known before love is an open doooooorororrrrrr
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps
57:00 <NightOwl1> Kk.
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai there!
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
58:00 <Loof> my penis
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
58:00 <NightOwl1> Ah not a lot. Yaself?
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya same...
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> got back from holidays today
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck it's cold in sydney
59:00 <NightOwl1> Oooh where'd ya go?
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