#melbourne - 2015-07-14 - AustNet Archive Project

// #melbourne — 2015-07-14

1996 1997 1998 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015 2016
Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31
« 2015-07-13 2015-07-15 »
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't speak dutch 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> this is interesting kind of 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsehPE5cEFs
05:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Staged ISIS Beheading Video Released by Russian Hackers Views: 301 Uploader: Paul Joseph Watson Uploaded: Jul 13, 2015 Duration: 2m8s Rating: 4.59
05:00 <Serenity> i bet its really not
05:00 <Bastardly_One> even thought the narrator (Alex Jones' right hand man) is basically saying what is this?
05:00 <AvocadoTaco> staged staging
05:00 <Bastardly_One> *even though
06:00 <AvocadoTaco> people did it with the Apollo moon landings too
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why it's interesting in it's way 
06:00 <fawks> yah beheadings are always a riot.
06:00 <Bastardly_One> it's it staged or a staged staging?
06:00 <smashmouse> ew beheadings
06:00 <Bastardly_One> nobody knows maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
06:00 <smashmouse> Syria goin for the record this year! wooo
07:00 <smashmouse> during ww2 two japanese captains agreed to a challenge to see who could cut off the most heads
07:00 <AvocadoTaco> ask the families of the people allegedly murdered
07:00 <smashmouse> it was in the papers in japan at the time
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> fantasical 
07:00 <smashmouse> though they didnt keep proper count of the numbers so they had to start again..
07:00 <smashmouse> sickening shit
08:00 <smashmouse> you think ISIS beheadings are bad?
08:00 <smashmouse> Syria beheads hundreds of people a year
08:00 <smashmouse> for fuck all
09:00 <Liinda> shit i forgot i was here
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish South Australia was an Islamic State
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wish my next door neighbours were beheaded
09:00 <smashmouse> why's that Bastardly_One?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> would get rid of 3/4s of Australia's stupidity overnight
09:00 <smashmouse> O_o
09:00 <Bastardly_One> most of you cunts would be killed
09:00 <Liinda> ehm
09:00 <smashmouse> everybody in this room is going to out live you
09:00 <smashmouse> don't be so cut up about it.
10:00 <Bastardly_One> not everyone
10:00 <Liinda> night all.
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
10:00 <Liinda> night panadols xo
10:00 <AvocadoTaco> corporal punishment is never an answer. only to stupid people it is
10:00 <Liinda> night kate x
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
10:00 <Liinda> night taco n Bastardly_One
10:00 <smashmouse> you're great with the idiotic statements Bastardly_One
10:00 <smashmouse> linas
11:00 <smashmouse> xoxoxox
11:00 <Liinda> xxx
11:00 <Bastardly_One> nn Liiiiiiiiiiiiinda
11:00 <AvocadoTaco> shuttup Josh u fagget
11:00 <smashmouse> first a child mollestor now I'm a faggot
11:00 <smashmouse> make up your mind taco.
11:00 <Clarkson> lol and how would she know that there was semen in it in the first place?
12:00 <AvocadoTaco> I never said molester. learn 2 read
12:00 <smashmouse> Bastardly_One how many games do you have on ps4?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme count
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> over 9000
12:00 <Bastardly_One> not as many as you'd think
12:00 <smashmouse> okie!
12:00 <smashmouse> oh
12:00 <Bastardly_One> 13
12:00 <smashmouse> nice!
13:00 <smashmouse> i downloaded drive club since it is free
13:00 <smashmouse> like wooo xbox one doesnt do free xbox one games hah
13:00 <smashmouse> i have 14 on xbox one but dont play many now
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got the full version of that shit 
13:00 <Clarkson> and i stuck my dick into every hole of the whore that is the culprit
13:00 <Bastardly_One> DriveClub
13:00 <smashmouse> 16 including 2 downloaded
13:00 <AvocadoTaco> https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contest_to_kill_100_people_using_a_sword
13:00 <smashmouse> yeah
13:00 <Bastardly_One> pay me and you can be in my club
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice work clarkson!
13:00 <Clarkson> my cock up her
13:00 <AvocadoTaco> learn 2 read
13:00 <smashmouse> i like drive club is fun
14:00 <smashmouse> wish I had a wheel tho
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you need a while for Project Cars
14:00 <Bastardly_One> *wheel
14:00 <Bastardly_One> cheapest is like $200
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's just a clamp on the table job
16:00 <smashmouse> yeah
16:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.jbhifi.com.au/games-consoles/accessories/racing-wheels/racing-wheel/thrustmaster-t80-racing-wheel/466421/
16:00 <smashmouse> i like goin up my mates up the road to drive
16:00 <smashmouse> he has a sick set up
19:00 <Maurice> Project cars can eat a dick
20:00 <AvocadoTaco> http://mobile.nytimes.com/blogs/takingnote/2015/07/10/a-star-trek-future-might-be-closer-than-we-think/?_r=0&referrer=
22:00 <Bastardly_One> ya think?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I think for an actual SIM as opposed to racing "game"
23:00 <Bastardly_One> it's pretty good
23:00 <Bastardly_One> not really controller friendly though
23:00 <smashmouse> i like the ones at my mates on real tracks
24:00 <smashmouse> but he does on pc
31:00 <smashmouse> fk me it's midnight already!
31:00 <AvocadoTaco> driving cars is way more fun
32:00 <AvocadoTaco> simulators should be limited to aircraft and tanks. things most people cant do
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> medical
37:00 <smashmouse> you get into the arkham games Bastardly_One?
38:00 <AvocadoTaco> https://twitter.com/Glinner/status/601788658946023424
39:00 <faux> simba irl http://imgur.com/zgYwHAq
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah yeah
41:00 <Serenity> kaaaate
41:00 <Serenity> come finish polishing my floors
41:00 <Serenity> ta
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> can't watching hannibal
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> later?
44:00 <Maurice> 'Polish' her 'floors'
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> well…. my hands are a lil cold
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> BUT hannibal
51:00 <smashmouse> hannibal is on?
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> streamed
52:00 <smashmouse> ahhhh nice
53:00 <Maurice> Red Dragon is on here
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> the tv series 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm watching
54:00 <smashmouse> red dragon was ok
54:00 <smashmouse> I liked hannibal more
54:00 <smashmouse> though the censors ruined both of those films
56:00 <smashmouse> oh the tv series
56:00 <smashmouse> but it was cancelled :/
58:00 <Serenity> Maurice
58:00 <Serenity> i just tagged you in a funny post
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> still 3rd season….
59:00 <Maurice> I'm looking now, I was reading the comments earlier but not the bit you're showing me
59:00 <thestig> i think tagging a person is notification enough 
59:00 <smashmouse> true
59:00 <smashmouse> lol stig
00:00 <Bastardly_One> hannibal is doing a new season again
00:00 <Bastardly_One> but on something subscriber based
00:00 <Bastardly_One> can't remember
00:00 <Bastardly_One> was only reading that the other day
00:00 <Serenity> the dude is a tot tossbag Maurice
00:00 <Serenity> total**
00:00 <thestig> toetes
05:00 <faux> Snarter^-
06:00 <thestig> lol
09:00 <Maurice> Lollll Serenity
09:00 <Maurice> That thread
11:00 <Serenity> riight
11:00 <Serenity> hes a knob
11:00 <smashmouse> still being shopped it says
11:00 <smashmouse> so it's not confirmed
14:00 <Osskkaarr> Look out.. it's plivent.
15:00 <smashmouse> oh LongLiveProm
15:00 <smashmouse> Spring ruled
15:00 <smashmouse> and Mr Nobody so far is great
15:00 <LongLiveProm> very good isnt it
15:00 <smashmouse> yes yes
16:00 <smashmouse> I cant wait to see this Michael Douglas one i dl earlier
17:00 <smashmouse> Beyond The Reach
18:00 <AvocadoTaco> remember to get a better job to make Joe Hockey proud
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> pilvent needs a new hobby, honestly
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> perhaps a flesh light
18:00 <LongLiveProm> you should get a life katatonic_kate01
18:00 <LongLiveProm> possibly a new husband/partner
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, you should
19:00 <LongLiveProm> such a shame you gotta come on here in your situation at life
19:00 <LongLiveProm> to call someone a failure LOL
19:00 <LongLiveProm> well im not the fat bitch who got knocked up and comes on here all hours of the morning for attention hahahahahahahah
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> such a shame you need to focus all your attention on peeps who chat online
19:00 <LongLiveProm> hahaha focus attention
19:00 <LongLiveProm> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> well what are you doing now? Apart from being pathetic that is?
20:00 <AvocadoTaco> perhaps we should all be kool 2 each other n play hacky sack
20:00 <LongLiveProm> hahaha what are you doing pig
20:00 <LongLiveProm> i just got home thought id come see if you are online and you are LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> good for you
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're still pathetic… so carry on
21:00 <AvocadoTaco> I <3 u
22:00 <AvocadoTaco> peace 💚
22:00 <LongLiveProm> hahahahahaha
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> how'd you do coloured hearts?
22:00 <LongLiveProm> fucking katatonic_kate01
22:00 <Clarkson> atilla we dont want faget ops
22:00 <LongLiveProm> sad cunt
22:00 <LongLiveProm> go to bed with your husband pig
22:00 <LongLiveProm> go do what your job is
22:00 <LongLiveProm> you failed fat fuck
22:00 <AvocadoTaco> 👅👅👅👅👅
24:00 <LongLiveProm> hahaha fucking MODY!
24:00 <Clarkson> i didnt do shit
25:00 <AvocadoTaco> who wants 2 chat about peace and good will?
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> piss ant - you're really pathetic….
25:00 <AvocadoTaco> you know we're all the same
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> so rather than read your text, i'll put you on ignore :D 
25:00 <AvocadoTaco> flesh n blood
25:00 <Osskkaarr> LongLiveProm/plivent loves the cock!
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably a little too much
26:00 <AvocadoTaco> I 💗 buffalo wings
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass
26:00 <LongLiveProm> nah you wont pass you fat fuck
26:00 <Clarkson> and my god she has a wicked pair of tits
26:00 <LongLiveProm> ull eat whats given to you
27:00 <LongLiveProm> ungreatful pig
27:00 <Osskkaarr> He says hes got a gf... I dunno about that// the weay he talks.. couldn't hold a r/s for 5 minutes.... comes online to look at mens cocks on redtube
27:00 <Clarkson> pieter: im sure he's a total dick
27:00 <AvocadoTaco> 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈
27:00 <LongLiveProm> lol Osskkaarr
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <LongLiveProm> hows the pig going for you?
27:00 <LongLiveProm> Jen Gauci pig?
27:00 <Osskkaarr> You got nothing plivent :)
27:00 <LongLiveProm> she rejected you for dugnuts cock
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> give a fuck - maybe if we don't mention it's name it will go away
28:00 <Clarkson> Fat cunt is over used
28:00 <Osskkaarr> Make up any story you like.
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> you know - leading that amazing life n' all
28:00 <AvocadoTaco> we all have our lives
28:00 <AvocadoTaco> imagine how we can impact people and be remembered
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> my headstone will read "kate was awesome - the end"
29:00 <LongLiveProm> so Osskkaarr is Gauci your gf?
29:00 <AvocadoTaco> I don't want to be remembered as that guy with the kool car
29:00 <LongLiveProm> just answer that one
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> itsok, you don't have a cool car
31:00 <AvocadoTaco> 😪
31:00 <LongLiveProm> nor do you katatonic_kate01
31:00 <LongLiveProm> you drive a typical fat fuck car
31:00 <AvocadoTaco> 🙌
31:00 <LongLiveProm> small and white
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> (*)
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> aww
32:00 <AvocadoTaco> 🚕
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> how do you do emotes?
33:00 <AvocadoTaco> remember me as that guy on irc with emotes plz
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah yeah
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> tell me how to do them?
34:00 <AvocadoTaco> 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
34:00 <LongLiveProm> lol
34:00 <LongLiveProm> katatonic_kate01 how fat are you?
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> tell not show
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> ffs
35:00 <LongLiveProm> last time it was 120kg
35:00 <LongLiveProm> did you end up losing that 25kgs?
35:00 <AvocadoTaco> I lost $25 on keno once?
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
36:00 <Osskkaarr> You do a lot of projecting plivent
36:00 <LongLiveProm> thats a solid work effort
36:00 <LongLiveProm> keno element could even buy maybe a chance for gauci to go to maccas not kfc or lolly barn
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's still here *rolls eyes* next
37:00 <AvocadoTaco> the Telstra tech support lines must be quiet 2nite
37:00 <Osskkaarr> Everyone has maccas.. what;'s the issue?
37:00 <LongLiveProm> Osskkaarr you should think about katatonic_kate01 as your next move
38:00 <AvocadoTaco> maccas isn't gluten free organic
38:00 <LongLiveProm> she is more fucked up and is fatter than gauci so perfect for you
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> the coffee is!
38:00 <AvocadoTaco> 🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe
39:00 <AvocadoTaco> david
39:00 <AvocadoTaco> DAVID
39:00 <AvocadoTaco> why don't you like pliv?
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> what is there to like?
40:00 <LongLiveProm> he doesn't like me because I trolled his mum and dad for 2 years
40:00 <AvocadoTaco> r u david?
40:00 <LongLiveProm> and caused him a lot of annoyance online to his e-buddies
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was asking a question
40:00 <LongLiveProm> no im not
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was asking a question
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> can't you read?
40:00 <AvocadoTaco> u r not david
41:00 <LongLiveProm> katatonic_kate01 just fuck off
41:00 <AvocadoTaco> can u read?
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> your point?
41:00 <AvocadoTaco> learn 2 read
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> suck my dick
41:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIgOL21S98o
41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Toni Braxton - You're Makin' Me HIgh Views: 4,363,554 Uploader: ToniBraxtonVEVO Uploaded: Jul 31, 2013 Duration: 3m54s Rating: 4.84
42:00 <AvocadoTaco> pliv
42:00 <AvocadoTaco> PLIV
42:00 <LongLiveProm> yes man?
42:00 <AvocadoTaco> r u zlined?
42:00 <LongLiveProm> no
42:00 <Osskkaarr> ge is
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i thought it did
42:00 <AvocadoTaco> y knot?
42:00 <Osskkaarr> he
43:00 <LongLiveProm> Osskkaarr taught me how to hack it
43:00 <AvocadoTaco> david
43:00 <AvocadoTaco> DAVID
43:00 <AvocadoTaco> DAAAAYYYYVVVVIIIIIDDDD
43:00 <AvocadoTaco> ffs
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> PM david
44:00 <AvocadoTaco> no
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes
44:00 <AvocadoTaco> ffs knot ur shit
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> obviously david isn't responding in the main
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> so fucking PM him 
44:00 <Clarkson> i'm happy as fuck why change?
45:00 <AvocadoTaco> yea why change
45:00 <LongLiveProm> he wont answer 
45:00 <LongLiveProm> he's gutless
45:00 <AvocadoTaco> Obama didn't change
45:00 <LongLiveProm> he's same sort of retard as many on here
45:00 <AvocadoTaco> r u david?
45:00 <LongLiveProm> refuse to answer questions when the truth is hard to come by
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
45:00 <LongLiveProm> katatonic_kate01 was an obama supporter
46:00 <LongLiveProm> the weak and useless
46:00 <LongLiveProm> and easily spoon fed by society and media
46:00 <AvocadoTaco> I like obam
46:00 <LongLiveProm> well you are a dumb cunt
46:00 <AvocadoTaco> with an opinion
46:00 <LongLiveProm> you always have been so I wouldnt expect you to dislike him
46:00 <AvocadoTaco> u mad?
46:00 <LongLiveProm> no not mad but you just expose yourself even more
46:00 <LongLiveProm> obama hahahahahahaha
46:00 <LongLiveProm> stupid stooge
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wonder if pliant gets tired of trolling?
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> sorry typo piss ant 
47:00 <AvocadoTaco> u no it ain't gonna suck itself
48:00 <LongLiveProm> lol
48:00 <LongLiveProm> not trolling
48:00 <Osskkaarr> piss ant
48:00 <Osskkaarr> plivent got owned by a female!
48:00 <Osskkaarr> lllllooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllll
49:00 <AvocadoTaco> don't be sexist
49:00 <AvocadoTaco> please
50:00 <AvocadoTaco> equal writes n wot knot
50:00 <AvocadoTaco> 😎😎😎😎😎
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> since when taco?
51:00 <Attila> Osskkaarr thinks plivent got owned by a female... 
51:00 <Attila> That's the story going around. 
51:00 <smashmouse> who gives a fucking shit
53:00 <LongLiveProm> haha Attila is back lol
53:00 <Attila> probably... noone. except Osskkaarr. 
53:00 <AvocadoTaco> http://www.bellazon.com/main/uploads/monthly_06_2011/post-37737-1309317631.jpg
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
54:00 <Attila> I don't know if I'm back yet, I just logged on tonight. 
55:00 <LongLiveProm> good to have you home
55:00 <Attila> yeah, okay, but who are you?
56:00 <LongLiveProm> chucky
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> pathetic 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> is all you need to know
57:00 <Attila> Ah, okay...
57:00 <AvocadoTaco> i am mad
57:00 <AvocadoTaco> like rly mad
57:00 <AvocadoTaco> bitches love it
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> we know
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, not really
58:00 <AvocadoTaco> now hes just going to pm me on efnet
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
58:00 <AvocadoTaco> 😖😖😖😖😖
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> you guys can cyber now
58:00 <Bastardly_One> some cunt cook me some roast potatoes
59:00 <AvocadoTaco> im cooking buffalo wings
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm too cold to go put the oven on
59:00 <AvocadoTaco> i have 2 eat them cuz i have like 4 bags of steggles
00:00 <AvocadoTaco> so nasty but so good
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
02:00 <AvocadoTaco> went shopping hungry the other day and the fridge freezer and pantry are all full
02:00 <AvocadoTaco> full of awesome like my wifes cunt
04:00 <AvocadoTaco> 16»25» 25[Cryst25] 25(rofl29@111.88.8.8225): rofl
04:00 <AvocadoTaco> 16»25» 25[Cryst25]25 #obama #efnet 
04:00 <AvocadoTaco> 16»25» 25[Cryst25] irc.shaw.ca :Shaw Communications IRC Server
04:00 <AvocadoTaco> [02:03:31] 25<Cryst25> faggot
04:00 <AvocadoTaco> [02:03:44] 25<Cryst25> why u keep telling ppl that u are a cop?
04:00 <AvocadoTaco> [02:03:48] 25<Cryst25> stupid fat fuck
05:00 <AvocadoTaco> [02:04:27] 21«21-16-31- 21Cryst ([email protected]) has Quit (Client Quit21)
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
11:00 <AvocadoTaco> i no
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need a new hobby
12:00 <AvocadoTaco> knitting iz kool
13:00 <AvocadoTaco> I knit
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're good at attempting to knit a lame story together
14:00 <AvocadoTaco> whatevs
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
23:00 <Maurice> Goddamn, Statham is hot as fuck
26:00 <AvocadoTaco> who
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ingham: you stupid idiot fuckwit
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> honestly
26:00 <AvocadoTaco> i like steggles
27:00 <ingham> katatonic_kate01 im not going to leave you alone you realise this right?
27:00 <AvocadoTaco> yea he has mental illness u c
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> because you're pathetic… 
27:00 <ingham> no you just have to be taught a lesson thats all and you will be
27:00 <AvocadoTaco> sexually
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> taught a lesson?
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> please…. no…. omg… NO!
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO please don't be so …….. what's the word
28:00 <ingham> katatonic_kate01 I dont need irc to get to you irc is last of our concern
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> PATHETIC
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> to get me
28:00 <AvocadoTaco> irc is just convenient because u cant c me
29:00 <ingham> lol
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> again, stop being pathetic piss ant
29:00 <AvocadoTaco> it puts the lotion on or else it gets the hose again
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know it's hard, and you don't have much else happening and irc is a source of entertainment for you
29:00 <ingham> nothing pathetic about it, just stating obvious truth
30:00 <ingham> tell yourself that katatonic_kate01, you have a fucking husband and young daughter LOL
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> however, it's a bit old
30:00 <ingham> yet here you are
30:00 <ingham> not to mention none of your friends know about your double life
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck
30:00 <ingham> that you like to lead on here
30:00 <Clarkson> tho a fucking nigger sude stole my fone in town
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> how fucking dare your tell my real life friends that i use irc
30:00 <Clarkson> did you know omg was from 1711 or some shit
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'db fucking morified
30:00 <ingham> you would be 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd lose all my friends
31:00 <ingham> that's the thing
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> FUCK
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> how can i make this go away
31:00 <ingham> well a lot of people might look and think twice about you
31:00 <AvocadoTaco> kate r u batman?
31:00 <ingham> not to mention the people you bullshit about your life and what you do with it
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> please please please don't tell my friends OH MY
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah
31:00 <ingham> mody you have no fucking real friends idiot
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah true
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> none
31:00 <voice> Taco, You fucking retard
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> just like you
31:00 <ingham> you went to fucking byron bay on a holiday but still came on austnet
32:00 <AvocadoTaco> thmx
32:00 <Clarkson> mosquito come here i'll organise pussy for you
32:00 <ingham> thats how fucking sad you are
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> your point?
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think it's kinda sad that you know more about my life than I do
32:00 <AvocadoTaco> wanna play hacky sack voice?
32:00 <Clarkson> if u are not gay why did u beg matthew to let u stay with him for a weekend, and u offered to suck his cock
32:00 <ingham> katatonic_kate01 dont be so fucked, you know more its your life
32:00 <voice> LOL Clarkson
32:00 <Clarkson> ROFL You shitstirring cunts haha
32:00 <ingham> maybe you are deluded and think what you do is ok
32:00 <ingham> thats why your marriage is broken
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
32:00 <ingham> your husband dont want shit all to do with you
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
33:00 <ingham> prob why he didnt go to byron bay with you either lol
33:00 <voice> Taco, go back to ur fucking lame server
33:00 <ingham> he went to fuck another chick from IRC! HAHAHAHAHA
33:00 <Clarkson> thats a male vagina
33:00 <ingham> haha tacos dumb server
33:00 <ingham> that was pathetic
33:00 <ingham> even katatonic_kate01 joined it
33:00 <ingham> till me and mayo trolled her off it
33:00 <ingham> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
33:00 <AvocadoTaco> post 2 ed plz
33:00 <ingham> AvocadoTaco this week
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha i left because taco is a fuckwit
34:00 <ingham> no you left because me and mayo exposed you and maurice
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> exposed us
34:00 <AvocadoTaco> sexually
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
34:00 <ingham> man you losers sure spoke a lot of shit about ppl on here
34:00 <voice> indeed katatonic_kate01 taco is a stupid fuckwit
34:00 <ingham> little fucking back stabbing rats
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah TOTALLY exposed me
34:00 <voice> Taco u should suicide cunt
34:00 <AvocadoTaco> and then ill ejaculate
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah back stabbing rat - nods
35:00 <ingham> what sort of loser tries to make a new irc server
35:00 <ingham> they just get trolled
35:00 <AvocadoTaco> me
35:00 <AvocadoTaco> plzed to meet u
35:00 <voice> Taco made a stupid fuckwit server for himself LOL
35:00 <ingham> thoought he was going to take over austnet LOL
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> what sort of loser PM's peeps after they ignore them with idle threats
35:00 <ingham> haha its prob still running with 3 ppl
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking pathetic 
35:00 <voice> whining about his zline on austnet
35:00 <ingham> taco, serenity pig and b1 pedo
35:00 <ingham> katatonic_kate01 it wasnt pathetic enough for you to join it for 2 months idiot
35:00 <AvocadoTaco> i like b1 pedo
35:00 <AvocadoTaco> dont b mean
36:00 <voice> Bastardly_One = paranoid psycho fag
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, it still was at the time
36:00 <ingham> everyday talking shit about people that "couldnt" see it
36:00 <Clarkson> putting nuts in salads and shit would own
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah piss ant
36:00 <ingham> Bastardly_One what happened to leaving you fried fuckwit
37:00 <AvocadoTaco> funny
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif, it's sad
37:00 <voice> Taco i know u & b1 pedo with each other
37:00 <AvocadoTaco> going somewhere you're banned, to irritate people you claim to dislike who have mutual feelings, repeatibly for many days for years on end, is not psycho?
37:00 <voice> pathetic losers
38:00 <AvocadoTaco> got a mirror? use it
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not even here and Shane and Mayo need to go on and on and on 
38:00 <voice> look in the mirror taco
38:00 <voice> oh see pedo is awake
38:00 <voice> hi B1 loser
38:00 <ingham> hahaha
39:00 <ingham> pedo is always awake
39:00 <ingham> what happened to "leaving austnet for good"
39:00 <voice> how u felt when element hacked u?
39:00 <ingham> hahaha dumb pedos always say that, all the losers do
39:00 <voice> cried like a mad slut?
39:00 <voice> LOL
39:00 <ingham> hahahah did element hack him?
39:00 <voice> loser hacked a pedo YES
40:00 <ingham> hahahahah
40:00 <ingham> getting hacked by element thats pretty sad
41:00 <voice> Taco why u made that shitty server?
41:00 <voice> and u whining there 24/7 about austnet users
41:00 <ingham> hahahahaha
41:00 <ingham> he and the losers 
41:00 <ingham> like same old shit that goes on here
41:00 <voice> what a cockhead u are taco
42:00 <voice> Taco is more dumb then picard
42:00 <ingham> lol
42:00 <ingham> well at least picard works
43:00 <voice> Taco how many losers on your server?
43:00 <voice> 2 or 3?
43:00 <voice> rofl
43:00 <voice> everyone left i heard
43:00 <AvocadoTaco> bbl reading book of exodus
43:00 <voice> yeah run away
44:00 <voice> I'm going to ring your bell
44:00 <ingham> lollllllllllll
44:00 <ingham> he's dumb cunt
44:00 <ingham> like element
44:00 <Clarkson> we have fags that ride their motorbikes down our little court
44:00 <ingham> they run away
44:00 <voice> Clarkson, taco cant even buy a motorbike
44:00 <Clarkson> how shit was the dees v st kilda game??
45:00 <voice> Bastardly_One, where u gone?
45:00 <voice> whining at taco's server?
46:00 <voice> Taco stop telling peeps on efnet that u are a cop lol
46:00 <AvocadoTaco> http://www.hejorama.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/5216978844_0470fbba2b_o.jpg
46:00 <voice> taco got owned on efnet too !
47:00 <voice> is this your dad?
47:00 <voice> shame.
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lord
49:00 <AvocadoTaco> yaweh
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> some folks are a lil slow
50:00 <AvocadoTaco> pharoh?
50:00 <AvocadoTaco> or moses?
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
52:00 <AvocadoTaco> exodus
52:00 <AvocadoTaco> its a good read
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i haven't seen or read it
52:00 <ingham> katatonic_kate01 wouldnt know what it even was about
52:00 <AvocadoTaco> u should
52:00 <ingham> thats the type of idiots you deal with who do online uni
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahahaha
52:00 <AvocadoTaco> I'm a pantheiest but I'm enjoying that I decided to read the good book
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
52:00 <voice> you are a compulsive liar taco
52:00 <AvocadoTaco> It is quite good
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes piss ant
53:00 <ingham> hahahahahah
53:00 <ingham> taco is a dumb cunt
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> its pathological liar 
53:00 <ingham> im a cop at kings cross LAC
53:00 <ingham> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
53:00 <voice> LOL
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you guys help each other wank?
54:00 <voice> cops rejected taco because they dont want gays 
54:00 <ingham> he's a dumb cunt thinks people here live at home
54:00 <Clarkson> I wouldn't be a pedo, you'd think if I were one that shit would've kicked in years ago
54:00 <ingham> taco whats DCP mean?
55:00 <voice> taco is a gimp looking cunt
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you're gonna pull some strings and get him fired from his imaginary job
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> like your going to 'get' my entire family
55:00 <voice> Taco still receiving payments from DSP
55:00 <voice> LOL
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> what do you mean by "get" 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd like you to explain that a lil further
56:00 <voice> Taco breeds with fish
56:00 <ingham> hahaha
56:00 <ingham> he breeds fish with |RAZ|
56:00 <AvocadoTaco> sort of. Rex Hunt is inspirational to me
57:00 <voice> cops gonna arrest you taco for child porn
57:00 <Clarkson> you dont rap poems. that's like saying having sex instead of making love
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> blah blah blah
58:00 <voice> well i already gave taco enough ass raping
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
58:00 <AvocadoTaco> thanks. it was kind of you
58:00 <ingham> hahahahahah
58:00 <ingham> ass raping
58:00 <ingham> for taco
58:00 <ingham> ass rape is what katatonic_kate01 needs
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hope you used lube
58:00 <ingham> good hard long fuck
58:00 <Clarkson> it turns men into monsters that dont have clits that cant have sex, they just fuck, like animals, to take their feelings out
58:00 <Clarkson> simba loved 50 shades of gay
58:00 <ingham> LOL simba is a fucking gimp
58:00 <Clarkson> holy hell 13 hours a night
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> you couldn't maintain an erection if you tried piss ant
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> is that why you're so angry?
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> get a flesh light dude
59:00 <AvocadoTaco> diaherria runs in the family
59:00 <voice> Taco a fish breeder.
00:00 <ingham> hahaha katatonic_kate01 unlike you im not stupid enough to have a child
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways thats enough for tonight - its like the special olympics 
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> because you can't
00:00 <ingham> nah its just called having an abortion
00:00 <ingham> what you should have done
00:00 <ingham> and now you regret it!
00:00 <ingham> LOL sucked in
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw its called erectile dysfunction 
01:00 <ingham> LOL
01:00 <ingham> that why you looking to replace your husband hey?
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it is a laughable matter
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> why would i need to replace him?
02:00 <ingham> you tell us mody
02:00 <ingham> its all fallen apart
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, you tell me
02:00 <ingham> its been almost a year now you rather irc than sleep in bed with your own husband
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> seeing as you know soooo much about me
02:00 <ingham> hahahahah
02:00 <ingham> something has failed
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> totally!
02:00 <AvocadoTaco> thankyou for calling telstra
02:00 <ingham> ohh i dont know the intricate details of life
02:00 <ingham> just the truths of your daily going, where abouts etc
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahahaha
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
03:00 <ingham> but ill find out what happened in the mody circle
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm sure you do
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah you do that
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're a bit special
03:00 <ingham> it wont be needed, ull be drunk again sometime soon talking to a random retard off here lol
03:00 <Clarkson> always a shit chef
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah totally
04:00 <ingham> spilling ya guts looking for cock online in the AM's
04:00 <Clarkson> oh yeah ... can't bitch ... yet
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahahahaha
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, spilling my guts to a random online
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep totally!
04:00 <AvocadoTaco> she has a cock online 2nite
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> got me pegged!
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah several
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lined up - jealous much?
05:00 <ingham> taco is
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> totally
06:00 <AvocadoTaco> im glad were all friends
06:00 <AvocadoTaco> goodnight
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> me too. I <3 this place
06:00 <ingham> you going to bed taco?
06:00 <AvocadoTaco> no going 2 the moon
06:00 <ingham> or you done on austnet for the night going to go arrest some ice dealers out in the cross
07:00 <ingham> then come eftnet to brag
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is waiting for the ass raping from you piss ant
07:00 <Clarkson> like u own anything u povo skank
07:00 <ingham> thats correct she dont own much
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> i live in a tent
08:00 <AvocadoTaco> tents r only for men, not girls
08:00 <AvocadoTaco> get out
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i'm a man
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> suck my cock, please
08:00 <AvocadoTaco> im not gay but $20 is $20
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> 'm not paying for it
09:00 <voice> taco why u so angry from katatonic_kate01?
09:00 <voice> she left ur dick server?
09:00 <Clarkson> that's kinda gay imgonnalickthatchicken 
09:00 <voice> thats the reason?
09:00 <AvocadoTaco> ask a question thats valid in reality and i might answer it plz
10:00 <ingham> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10313820_633640626736690_3889859222996628937_n.jpg?oh=a75e81b66101697cd8098f867642dc38&oe=561E616C&__gda__=1443797766_cca9a1b31189efbc1fa0f9fb90444ab9
10:00 <voice> Why you keep telling people that u are a cop
10:00 <voice> stop your lies taco
10:00 <ingham> he's not a cop I already asked
10:00 <AvocadoTaco> ok
10:00 <AvocadoTaco> im actually gay, i dont care about the $20
10:00 <voice> LOL
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> you do realise that piss ant and crew are gonna be hitting you for for sucking their cocks now
11:00 <AvocadoTaco> they dont already?
11:00 <AvocadoTaco> when did things they say matter?
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably
11:00 <ingham> sucking our cocks?
11:00 <voice> Taco sucked cocks for joining his pedo server
12:00 <AvocadoTaco> like anything they said
12:00 <AvocadoTaco> ever
12:00 <AvocadoTaco> to anybody
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew
12:00 <AvocadoTaco> i distinctly remember it not mattering at all
12:00 <AvocadoTaco> u no cause im angry
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> this is trew
12:00 <AvocadoTaco> requiring a fleshlight or something
12:00 <AvocadoTaco> and to stop lying
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> well get a flesh light
12:00 <voice> shut down your server taco or we have to
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAHAHAHAHAHA
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> like your the internet gods with power over who can use the internets
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> suck my cock
13:00 <Clarkson> Suq what crap u buy this week off ebay
13:00 <voice> condoms for taco because guys left cums in his arse.
14:00 <AvocadoTaco> nah i queef it out
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> but you'd still let him fuck you
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> geese hard up for a root
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> flesh light for you too
14:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUaXI3YXasE
14:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Soft Cell - Sex Dwarf(banned video) Views: 14,476 Uploader: James Cameron Uploaded: Jul 30, 2014 Duration: 5m12s Rating: 4.69
14:00 <Bastardly_One> random
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I see TheRiddler in this vid
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:00 <voice> fuck off b1 
15:00 <voice> paranoid loser
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you first
15:00 <AvocadoTaco> body & soul
15:00 <AvocadoTaco> iran dont rly hate america btw
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> and on that note - suck my dick!
20:00 <ingham> hhahaha Bastardly_One how does it feel to be the second loser on austnet?
20:00 <ingham> fucking pedo cunt
24:00 <AvocadoTaco> huhuhuhuhuhuhuh
24:00 <AvocadoTaco> so funny
28:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
28:00 <AvocadoTaco> irc iz boring
29:00 <AvocadoTaco> wot r we doing
34:00 <aliasd> http://castlemaine.indywatch.org/resources/forecast.html
35:00 <aliasd> fuck this shit
53:00 <Bastardly_One> aliasd, is that where you are?
53:00 <aliasd> nearby
54:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking country vic
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a tiny bit se of you
54:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of
55:00 <aliasd> I'm in Newstead
55:00 <aliasd> currently
55:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wow
55:00 <Bastardly_One> close to me
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm in Ball A Rat
55:00 <aliasd> heh I thought it might have been the Rat
55:00 <aliasd> So, nice and violent over there tonight?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Ballarat violent?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish it was ... might be something entertaining almost
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <aliasd> That's what we're taught in school
56:00 <aliasd> maybe just certain suburbs
57:00 <Bastardly_One> not even the bad areas really anymore
57:00 <aliasd> I avoid Ballarat. But I avoid Benders too.
57:00 <aliasd> Even Castlemaine is getting into the ice/anti psyca now
58:00 <aliasd> and their comedown is just as bad no matter who's getting paid
58:00 <smashmouse> fuuuccckking Riddler
59:00 <smashmouse> *quits game*
59:00 <aliasd> nah play Notepad with me
00:00 <smashmouse> hmm 3 30 aye
00:00 <smashmouse> feels later
02:00 <aliasd> I was in bed wtf
02:00 <aliasd> it's 4
03:00 <aliasd> you in SA or something?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just thinking the same thing
04:00 <Bastardly_One> why the fuck am I awake?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> it's too cold to go to bed 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that's my excuse
04:00 <Bastardly_One> so you work at indynews eh?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been using that site forever
06:00 <smashmouse> fuck bed
06:00 <smashmouse> i was tired at midnight
06:00 <smashmouse> thought about it
06:00 <smashmouse> then BAM
06:00 <smashmouse> played more batman lolz
06:00 <aliasd> I own indywatch.org and indynews.link
06:00 <smashmouse> here a screenshot i juss uploaded lolz
06:00 <smashmouse> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t31.0-8/11717444_10154011058737995_1560059469513792322_o.jpg
07:00 <smashmouse> mmm harley quinn all laid all cold ready for a Batrape
08:00 <aliasd> I know I can't judge
08:00 <aliasd> bein on IRC and all etc
08:00 <aliasd> but so glad I don't game
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I need a new game
08:00 <smashmouse> y
08:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't got that yet
08:00 <aliasd> too much time gone into games - it warps brains too
08:00 <smashmouse> havent got what yet
09:00 <smashmouse> man i love rippin around gotham in the batmobile, wish it had an inside view, it has a from the bumper view, close and far but no inside!
09:00 <aliasd> Bastardly_One, you read indywatch?
10:00 <aliasd> Elon Musk thinks he's Iron Man apparently
10:00 <aliasd> this will go well
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I do read it 
14:00 <aliasd> that's kinda cool, I don't get to speak to random readers much
15:00 <aliasd> I get maybe 20k users/moth
15:00 <aliasd> month*
15:00 <aliasd> worldwide
17:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't read it for a while but you must be another old timer
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that site has been around forever 
18:00 <aliasd> http://melbourne.indywatch.org/melbourne.html haha penis
22:00 <aliasd> I'm trying to work out how to improve it
24:00 <Bastardly_One> it needs to be less cluttered
24:00 <Bastardly_One> more readable
27:00 <aliasd> yea, always been a struggle
27:00 <aliasd> to put lots of info in one place and keep it simple
27:00 <aliasd> http://m.melbourne.indywatch.org/melbourne.html <--- look better?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but now
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I sleep
59:00 <smashmouse> meh just tried that.
46:00 <Loof> wash your ass Dognuts your breath smells like your dads cock
01:00 <BlackDevil> The rapper 50 Cent filed for bankruptcy protection on Monday, 
07:00 <osmosis> sorryto hear that BlackDevil
50:00 <faux> Serenity 
59:00 <AvocadoTaco> http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/sydney-confidential/kyle-sandilands-takes-a-day-off-on-his-second-day-back-at-work-after-party-island-holiday/story-fni0cvc9-1227441262290
59:00 <AvocadoTaco> wow so sexy
02:00 <Serenity> faux
03:00 <faux> Hi let's watch pll
05:00 <Serenity> its only Tuesday? 
06:00 <Serenity> wtf are they doing to me
06:00 <Serenity> ill have to watch it later paul n ant are watching tv
09:00 <faux> Oh
09:00 <faux> Wtf
09:00 <faux> Lmao
10:00 <faux> I thought it was Wednesday 
10:00 <faux> Ok it comes out tomorrow 
10:00 <faux> Nvm
10:00 <faux> .
10:00 <faux> uh
10:00 <faux> So lost
10:00 <Serenity> lolll
11:00 <Serenity> ypu confused me im like wot..
11:00 <faux> Lol sorry
11:00 <faux> My foot is fucking killing me I smashed it against the outside tile thing of my shower
11:00 <faux> It feels broken 
12:00 <gs69azza> :|
12:00 <Serenity> ouchj :(
12:00 <gs69azza> fek dat
12:00 <Serenity> not the one that you already hurt?
12:00 <mrmagoo> hello
13:00 <gs69azza> skin to skin contact.. ewww. pathogens
13:00 <mrmagoo> there that'll fix ya
17:00 <gs69azza> i have a chick named Kavita on my instagram who hit me up and was really disappointed that I said I wasn't single
21:00 <faux> Nah sez my other foot
23:00 <Serenity> oh no
23:00 <gs69azza> butt
28:00 <faux> Butts
32:00 <doctor> frosted butts
44:00 <smashmouse> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLLQK9la6Go&feature=youtu.be
44:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Suicide Squad - Comic-Con First Look [HD] Views: 6,359,734 Uploader: Warner Bros. Pictures Uploaded: Jul 13, 2015 Duration: 3m7s Rating: 4.89
44:00 <smashmouse> as if this will be a good movie
44:00 <smashmouse> INTRODUCING WILL SMITH AS WILL SMITH AND JAI COURTNEY AS JAI COURTNEY!
50:00 <AvocadoTaco> Introducing Joshua as a total fuckwit (himself)
03:00 <faux> That trailer looks horrif
03:00 <faux> D
03:00 <Serenity> lolll.wheres aaron
03:00 <faux> Is that margot robbie
03:00 <faux> Or whatever her name is
03:00 <Serenity> faux have you seen aarons latest pic on fb
03:00 <Serenity> hes turned black
03:00 <faux> Nah
03:00 <gs69azza> LOL
04:00 <gs69azza> that's an old pic
04:00 <gs69azza> it was in October
04:00 <faux> Lmao
04:00 <faux> Nigger
04:00 <gs69azza> I went on a cruise the next day, still tanned
04:00 <faux> Woll smoth 
04:00 <gs69azza> was definitely the most shredded on the cruise
05:00 <Serenity> hahah youre sooo dark
05:00 <gs69azza> people stared me walking around eating sandwiches and drinking beer veins cranking errywhere
05:00 <Serenity> i thought yout hands were dirty until i saw ur face
05:00 <faux> Lmao
06:00 <faux> Can't deal
06:00 <Serenity> my floors are so clean i just wanna slide around the house
06:00 <faux> Mum just rang me and read me one of this scammy romance emails she got
06:00 <faux> From some Russian lady
06:00 <Serenity> loll
06:00 <faux> It was so so funny 
06:00 <faux> Mum was doing the accent 
07:00 <faux> It was worded so funny 
07:00 <Serenity> rofl your mums a riot
07:00 <faux> Had a good laugh 
07:00 <faux> Lmao
07:00 <faux> She's coming to Sydney on fri
07:00 <faux> Woooot
07:00 <faux> Well Saturday 
07:00 <faux> Whatevs
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
08:00 <Serenity> woo
08:00 <faux> Hi k8 m8
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> woo to you too
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai sup?
08:00 <faux> nada
08:00 <faux> Hungry
08:00 <faux> Make me food
09:00 <Serenity> nope that will make a mess
09:00 <faux> I had "lunch" at 11 which was dumb cos now I'm hungry before dins
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya, i just made mi goreng
09:00 <faux> Eh
09:00 <gs69azza> mi goreng
09:00 <gs69azza> :(
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> noodles...
09:00 <gs69azza> I wanna go to bali
09:00 <gs69azza> mi goreng in bali is THE BOMB
10:00 <faux> ur face is teh bomb 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Bucketheads - The Bomb.mp3 (5.29MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:46)
10:00 <faux> that wasn't realy insulting 
10:00 <Serenity> lol
10:00 <gs69azza> neg
10:00 <Ana_Ng> snicker
10:00 <faux> Lmao
11:00 <faux> I want a punnet of blackberries
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> THE BOMB (bum) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9S41Kplsbs
11:00 <faux> Or raspberries
11:00 <Ana_Ng> doodle
11:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Indianapolis Speech - Jaws (7/10) Movie CLIP (1975) HD Views: 917,735 Uploader: Movieclips Uploaded: May 28, 2011 Duration: 4m5s Rating: 4.88
11:00 <faux> Or bloobs
11:00 <gs69azza> blueberries
11:00 <faux> Yeah
11:00 <gs69azza> blueberries are so goooooood
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> this makes me laugh! 
11:00 <faux> Any pls
11:00 <faux> Kgo
11:00 <gs69azza> but expensive af atm
11:00 <faux> I know
11:00 <Doodle> i want a house full of heat lamps
11:00 <faux> It shits me
11:00 <faux> It's like $7 for 180g
11:00 <faux> Pls
11:00 <faux> I can eat that in one sitting 
12:00 <Doodle> kekeke
12:00 <Doodle> how do you know my pick up lines
12:00 <gs69azza> yeah I have 200g at a time
12:00 <gs69azza> frozen ones are $9 per kg
12:00 <faux> I'm terrified of frozen ines
12:00 <faux> Since the whole hep a thing
12:00 <faux> Lol
12:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
12:00 <gs69azza> eh
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya pass on frozen ones :|
13:00 <faux> My blender stopped blending so I haven't been able to make smoothies
13:00 <faux> :'(
13:00 <faux> It makes the blending noise but the blades don't spin
13:00 <faux> Cunt
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wish a company would invent a less noisy blender
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> every cunt in my uni block appears to make smoothies at 6am
15:00 <Clarkson> you have your fanny now
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> unit**
15:00 <gs69azza> argh my putty session crashed
15:00 <faux> Lol kate
15:00 <faux> That's what time I wake up
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah… WHY?
15:00 <faux> And then at 7 my neighbour has a shower and the hot water pipe makes a SCRREEEECH
16:00 <faux> Idk body clock
16:00 <faux> Used to it now
16:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> y do ppl still use mirc??????????
16:00 <faux> Sometimes I sleep in til 7
16:00 <gs69azza> dafuq crashed again
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i guess i'm just use to going to bed late,sleeping in for a bit
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> however, i shall endeavour to…… contemplate going to bed earlier….
17:00 <faux> Even if I sleep at 2am
17:00 <faux> Still get up the same time :/
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> :| annoying!
17:00 <faux> I feel groggy and weird if I sleep too much lol
18:00 <faux> But I love sleeeeep
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i <3 sleep too
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i usually have 6 - 7 hours 
18:00 <faux> Nice
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> 9 is the best
18:00 <faux> That's a good amount
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> but, yeah you do feel a tad lethargic if you have too much sleep
18:00 <faux> have u had ur wisdom teeth removed
19:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> random!
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep, i have
19:00 <faux> P sure I have to remove mine and I'm terrified 
19:00 <faux> DONT WANA
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> just the top ones
19:00 <faux> My bottom right one has come out crooked
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, it's all good… they give you lots  of drugs
19:00 <faux> And pushed against the molar next to it
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh you don't want to develop a snaggle tooth
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> get em out lol
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> If you experience heaps of anxiety, you can have them removed in hospital
21:00 <AvocadoTaco> I have to stop listening to my penis
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> random 
21:00 <faux> I'm terrified of drugs 
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> of the needle in the gum?
21:00 <faux> Ask sez I even hate taking panadol
22:00 <faux> Lol
22:00 <gs69azza> i had 23 shots of benzocaine when I had my tooth removed last year
22:00 <gs69azza> apparently I have a high tolerance 
22:00 <faux> :/
22:00 <gs69azza> wait that doesn't sound right
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, maybe arrange to have them removed in hospital?
22:00 <gs69azza> 15 shots*
22:00 <faux> That gives me eveb more anxiety 
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's how your body processes the drug
22:00 <faux> Hospital
23:00 <gs69azza> 3 on the inside, 12 on the outside
23:00 <gs69azza> I do a fair bit of cocaine
23:00 <gs69azza> possibly could be the reason
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> would you take valium faux? Or you'd hate that feeling?
24:00 <faux> No way omgosh 
24:00 <faux> I got prescribed xanax for my anxiety and I wa s like NOPE
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> xanax for anxiety wtf
24:00 <faux> I've refused SSRIs for 10 years
24:00 <faux> Do not want 
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i wouldn't taken xanax if you paid me
24:00 <gs69azza> xannies are fun
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> zombie!!!
25:00 <faux> I like my body and mind
25:00 <faux> Do not wanna be a zombie 
25:00 <faux> Yah
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> mindfulness works wonders
25:00 <faux> Agreed
25:00 <gs69azza> we racked 1 between 3 of us once with some coke
25:00 <gs69azza> was... weird
25:00 <faux> However I don't judge people for taking them if it helps them 
25:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> p
25:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> o
25:00 <gs69azza> fun but weird
25:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> n
25:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> g
25:00 <faux> It's just a choice I've made
25:00 <faux> For me
25:00 <gs69azza> tbh... have a joint 
25:00 <gs69azza> then do it
26:00 <faux> Nah
26:00 <gs69azza> you'll be calm
26:00 <faux> Weed makes me so paranoid
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> nor, but taking a pill to stop anxiety doesn't address the root cause of it
26:00 <gs69azza> yeah fair enough
26:00 <faux> Makes me more anxious
26:00 <gs69azza> I don't like weed, but works for sleeping
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, i don't like weed 
26:00 <faux> I've been falling asleep much easier since I started exercising more
27:00 <gs69azza> i sleep at my desk
27:00 <gs69azza> lol
27:00 <faux> Lol
27:00 <faux> I would too
27:00 <faux> I clench my jaw in my sleep it's horrid 
27:00 <gs69azza> it's so fkn cold here in buttwoo
27:00 <gs69azza> white slice does that
27:00 <faux> I wake up with the biggest headache
27:00 <gs69azza> I record her grinding her teeth every now and then
27:00 <faux> I don't grind
27:00 <faux> Just clench 
27:00 <gs69azza> I'm surprised she hasn't broken her teeth
28:00 <faux> My cousin grinds
28:00 <faux> His teeth are tiny from it
28:00 <faux> Lmao
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah
28:00 <faux> His molars have like eroded
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> that sucks
28:00 <faux> Yah
28:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ;hjxfgljkheb;kjhf;kfsdg
29:00 <gs69azza> fml i just got asked to work both days of the weekend
29:00 <gs69azza> nooooooooo
29:00 <faux> Would you like some attention pong
29:00 <gs69azza> need sleep
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have to work on the weekend
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> mo money! yew!
29:00 <faux> Say no
29:00 <gs69azza> haha yeah
29:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yessss
29:00 <gs69azza> I've been working 2 jobs for mo money
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah fuck that
30:00 <gs69azza> cost of living has increased dramatically for me
30:00 <Clarkson> is Maurice a crack whore ?
30:00 <faux> Sydney 
30:00 <faux> Yes clarkson 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm loving myself sick with part time!
30:00 <Clarkson> about the cunt bashing me
30:00 <faux> Lol
30:00 <gs69azza> well HGH has gone up in price too
30:00 <gs69azza> so not only my rent and food, etc
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> hgh?
30:00 <gs69azza> Human Growth Hormone
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
31:00 <faux> .
31:00 <gs69azza> I have a script now
31:00 <gs69azza> xD
31:00 <gs69azza> didn't you see my snapchat a few weeks back?
31:00 <faux> Idgi
31:00 <faux> Why do u need 2 grow
31:00 <faux> Lol
31:00 <gs69azza> I wanna get to 120kg shreddewd
31:00 <gs69azza> I wanna be that cunt that people are legit afraid of
31:00 <Clarkson> but I know that's your wench you bitch about
32:00 <faux> Why 
32:00 <gs69azza> apparently I'm intimidating but that's not enough
32:00 <AvocadoTaco> Reminds me of a quote by voltare
32:00 <AvocadoTaco> Anything to stupid to be spoken is sung
32:00 <faux> Were u bullied as a child
32:00 <gs69azza> no
32:00 <gs69azza> I was who everyone liked
32:00 <faux> Lol
32:00 <faux> So why do u need to be scary 
32:00 <gs69azza> I wanna be
32:00 <faux> I'm genuinely curious 
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup with not wanting a neck?
32:00 <faux> Lmao
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
33:00 <gs69azza> i have no neck atm 
33:00 <gs69azza> im fat as fuck
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… necks are awesome
33:00 <Doodle> short man syndrome faux
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
34:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong is 141kg
34:00 <gs69azza> pic pong
34:00 <AvocadoTaco> BEEEEEFFFF CCAAAAKKKKEEE
34:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> and 5'3
34:00 <faux> Aaron my friend is making winter packs for homeless people around Sydney and each pack has a jumper a scarf socks soup packets water toiletries etc. 
34:00 <faux> Pls donate ty
34:00 <gs69azza> I donated to vision australia yesterday
34:00 <gs69azza> $150
35:00 <AvocadoTaco> hmm
35:00 <faux> Blankets or canned food etc
35:00 <AvocadoTaco> is soup and alcohol the only thing homeless people consume?
35:00 <gs69azza> does your friend have a link or something?
35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong donate warm hugs
35:00 <gs69azza> send this way
35:00 <faux> Do u have old clothes
35:00 <AvocadoTaco> oh and bread
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> give em to wayside chaple 
35:00 <gs69azza> oh
35:00 <gs69azza> I have lots of clothes
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> they're the best peeps in the inner city
35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who want hug
35:00 <faux> Or money if u wish
35:00 <gs69azza> all my shit is XXL now
35:00 <AvocadoTaco> I wonder what a diet completely of liquids does to you
35:00 <gs69azza> and they
35:00 <Clarkson> You're getting in the way of my penis slapping Ant!
35:00 <gs69azza> they're getting tight
35:00 <gs69azza> so time for new wardrobe
35:00 <faux> No link are you ever in mascot
35:00 <gs69azza> i can be
35:00 <faux> U can give her the money directly 
36:00 <gs69azza> next time I near by I'll message you
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's already been done taco - some dude invented some….. kind of soy protein drink
36:00 <gs69azza> you give directions
36:00 <gs69azza> soy 
36:00 <gs69azza> lol
36:00 <faux> Or transfer to me as other friends have done and I give to her
36:00 <faux> Aka buy new shoes
36:00 <faux> Jks
36:00 <gs69azza> increases aromatisation
36:00 <AvocadoTaco> r homeless ppl allergic 2 steak
36:00 <gs69azza> I got a hug off the chick at vision aus yesterday
37:00 <faux> She's cooking for them this weekend 
37:00 <faux> Hot meals 
37:00 <faux> So nice
37:00 <gs69azza> she wrote love hearts all over my donation thing
37:00 <gs69azza> was hard to explain to White Slice
37:00 <faux> Lol
37:00 <gs69azza> where abouts in mascot
37:00 <faux> Idk where she lives
37:00 <gs69azza> if I don't work in wollongong i'll take a trip out there
37:00 <gs69azza> oh
37:00 <gs69azza> well let me give dan an answer about gym
38:00 <gs69azza> and go from dere
38:00 <faux> okies
38:00 <gs69azza> if I work, I'll just transfer to you
38:00 <gs69azza> I'm a nice guy
38:00 <faux> lol
38:00 <faux> ok
38:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> so is pong
38:00 <gs69azza> srs
38:00 <faux> I know you're nice
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.soylent.com/
39:00 <faux> U just make dumb decisions
39:00 <faux> :P
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think it's something like that
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHY you'd give up chewing food is beyond me
39:00 <faux> wtf
39:00 <faux> Are you supposed to suck it down whole
39:00 <faux> Idgi
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh a drink that has all nutritional bits and pieces 
39:00 <faux> Inhale it lik a vacuum
39:00 <faux> Oh
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> mix it up
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> drink
39:00 <faux> Liquid diet
39:00 <faux> Ew
40:00 <AvocadoTaco> faux, hot meals for homeless = soup
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya
40:00 <AvocadoTaco> maybe sausages
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, give em high fat stuff
40:00 <gs69azza> http://imgur.com/P0g3BOR
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
40:00 <gs69azza> that's from yesterdays donation
40:00 <faux> Shut up taco everything you say is seriously cringe worthy I'd rather drink a bucket of cum through a straw than read another thing you type
40:00 <Clarkson> Im sexy AND I FUCKING KNOW IT 
41:00 <faux> Lmao Clarky
41:00 <gs69azza> explaining that to the missus was like "she was very happy to take my money"
41:00 <Clarkson> that song is the fucking worse
41:00 <gs69azza> LOL
41:00 <AvocadoTaco> pics plz
41:00 <faux> Lmao @ I love u
41:00 <faux> Jesus
41:00 <faux> The thirst is rea
41:00 <faux> L
42:00 <faux> Was she hot is that why u donated 150bux
42:00 <gs69azza> she was hot
42:00 <gs69azza> her name was Rebecca
42:00 <faux> Gaha
42:00 <faux> Haha*
43:00 <gs69azza> I'm not allowed to go to the pub by myself any more either
43:00 <faux> Lordy
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah… why?
43:00 <gs69azza> the bar chicks last week for origin kept giving me free beer. I came home tanked as fuck
43:00 <gs69azza> "how many did you have?"
43:00 <gs69azza> "ummm I paid for 3, had about 12, made friends with the bar chicks"
44:00 <gs69azza> "how many numbers did you get?"
44:00 <gs69azza> -_________________________________-
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> i guess it must suck for peeps who have experienced trust issues in the past
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> and carry emotional baggage into new relationships  n' suff...
47:00 <Attila> like Linda. 
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> like yo' mum
48:00 <Attila> haha. 
48:00 <Attila> Linda's a screwball. 
49:00 <Attila> she got dumped for being shite in bed. 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco, have some fucking decorum!
49:00 <Doodle> girls cant be shit in bed, they just have to lie there
49:00 <AvocadoTaco> queue fleshlight comment
50:00 <Attila> At least I have a mum, you have 2 dads, and they're both gay. 
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> WOT
50:00 <Doodle> wow
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah good work there
50:00 <Doodle> welcome to grade 3
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
50:00 <Attila> You hate father and son meetings, and don't invite people around. 
50:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ur all gay u still talk on mirc
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes, so trew
50:00 <Doodle> who is he talking to
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> no fucking idea
51:00 <Doodle> oh well
51:00 <Doodle> 420
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> anywho, how you' doin' doodle?
51:00 <Doodle> ish
51:00 <Doodle> cold as a witch's tit thx
51:00 <faux> Omgosh
51:00 <Doodle> you?
51:00 <faux> Have u guys had rasmalai
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah not too shabby
51:00 <faux> The Indian dessert
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no
51:00 <Doodle> no faux i got vaccinated
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds rank
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't like indian desserts
52:00 <AvocadoTaco> is it better than pataks?
52:00 <faux> It is fucking incredible 
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lassi…. reminds me of a dog
52:00 <Doodle> lassi cum hoem
52:00 <Clarkson> beehhh's mum got fucked by paki soldiers
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> what is it?
52:00 <faux> My friend brought one over yesti and I died
52:00 <faux> I Have no idea
52:00 <faux> Lmao
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> er
52:00 <Doodle> babboon cum
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> what does it taste like
52:00 <Doodle> baboon
52:00 <faux> Rofl
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle!
52:00 <Doodle> wevs
52:00 <faux> Idk it's sweet
52:00 <faux> I should Google it
52:00 <Doodle> baboon cum & sugar
52:00 <Clarkson> stop taking your shit out on me
52:00 <faux> Lmaoo
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
53:00 <faux> Shut up
53:00 <faux> Now I'm concerned 
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> and eggs
53:00 <Doodle> nah
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <Doodle> it wont be baboon cum
53:00 <Clarkson> Omg you ppl grow the fuck up
53:00 <Doodle> it will be snake jizz
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> snake jizz
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow
53:00 <Clarkson> u drunk fish faggot
53:00 <faux> Oh it says it's been described as a rich cheesecake without the crust 
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wonder if that's good for your skin
53:00 <Serenity> my chest keeps rattling when i breathe its annoying
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yum
53:00 <AvocadoTaco> I just add paprika to pataks and its pretty good
53:00 <Doodle> why wlese would they milk snakes
53:00 <Doodle> *else
53:00 <faux> It's yum it like soaks up the milk 
54:00 <faux> Omgosh
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco, you're turning into beeehhhh
54:00 <Doodle> sezz, have a cone
54:00 <faux> I wonder how much sugar is in one I'm scared to look
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> you do realise that, right
54:00 <Serenity> i need to rob
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lots!
54:00 <AvocadoTaco> http://www.traveller.com.au/australia-the-land-of-the-idiot-gi36oy
54:00 <Attila> http://www.therainbowbabies.com/i/dads_and_son_2.jpg
54:00 <Doodle> i cannabic infumation of the lungs to loosen the chest
54:00 <Attila> Kate ^
54:00 <Serenity> taco pleasd go back to normal
54:00 <Doodle> *a
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you do the apple cider vinegar + honey serenity
54:00 <Serenity> plz
55:00 <Serenity> i did not
55:00 <Doodle> oh
55:00 <AvocadoTaco> norell says im sexy
55:00 <Doodle> dont
55:00 <Clarkson> i'd rather fuck you alive, we'd both enjoy it more
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh….
55:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> lets alll kisssssssssssssssssssssssss
55:00 <Doodle> apple cider vinegar has no proven health benefits
55:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
55:00 <Doodle> just sayin
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
55:00 <Serenity> i have lemon and honey tho
55:00 <Serenity> gonna make a drink.soon
55:00 <faux> Oh 14g
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> per 100
56:00 <AvocadoTaco> before i burnt down my house i used to get lemons for free from loofs front yard
56:00 <faux> Bad but not as bad as I thought
56:00 <faux> Yah
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's ok
56:00 <Serenity> 14 isnt that bad fot a dessert
56:00 <Doodle> how big is it
56:00 <Serenity> for
56:00 <faux> Yeah
56:00 <faux> I been eating stuff with 10 or less
56:00 <Serenity> over 90000g
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> last night my friend got this raw vegan feral chai cheese cake
56:00 <faux> Not v big
56:00 <Doodle> 14g is 10 teaspoons
56:00 <faux> Half a palm 
56:00 <Serenity> 10 or less is ideal
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> and she said it burnt her mouth LOL (the spices)
57:00 <Serenity> it is not rofl
57:00 <Doodle> Wheeties Fuel – 14g or 10 tsp (per 3/4 cup cereal)
57:00 <AvocadoTaco> most nz retirees are wealthy
57:00 <Serenity> chai is foul
57:00 <Serenity> a teaspoon measurement is 5g
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> chai latte = delicous
57:00 <faux> Lmao
57:00 <Serenity> yuck
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot ever
57:00 <faux> Chai is bomb
58:00 <Doodle> um no cos the weight will be different for a teaspoon depending on whats ion the teaspoon
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep!
58:00 <Serenity> omg
58:00 <faux> Wtf
58:00 <Doodle> so a teaspoon of lead will weigh more than a teaspoon of concrete
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle
58:00 <Serenity> ok rob 
58:00 <Doodle> oh sorry for using facts
58:00 <faux> R u dumb 
58:00 <faux> 5g =5g whether it's 5g of cum or 5g of concrete
58:00 <Serenity> 14g of sugar
58:00 <Serenity> is NOT 10 spoons of sugar
58:00 <Doodle> agreed faux
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> 5g of cum…. 
58:00 <faux> It's just under 3
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomits
59:00 <Doodle> weight stays the same but volume changes
59:00 <Doodle> a teaspoon is volume
59:00 <Doodle> not weight
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd need 15g of sugar with the jizz to swallow
59:00 <Serenity> yes and a measure of sugar with a teapsoon measure
59:00 <Serenity> is 6mg
59:00 <Serenity> 5mg
59:00 <faux> What
59:00 <Serenity> eg
59:00 <Serenity> dbsjnsnsm
59:00 <faux> Anyway 
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> standard measurements 
59:00 <Serenity> FUCK
59:00 <Serenity> grams
59:00 <faux> You've all lost me lol
59:00 <Serenity> not mg
00:00 <AvocadoTaco> coles smartbuy is the best chai latte
00:00 <gs69azza> there is 9g of protein 
00:00 <faux> I'll stick to my 10g or less
00:00 <faux> And 3g of fibre or more per serve 
00:00 <gs69azza> i posted a study years back
00:00 <gs69azza> lol
00:00 <faux> Did u swallow ur own jizz for a study 
00:00 <Serenity> when i had my dibetic class they told us to stick to 10 or less per 100g
00:00 <Serenity> diabetic
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think all men should sample their own jizz
01:00 <faux> I spoke to a dietician yesti 
01:00 <faux> She said the same.thing 
01:00 <faux> 10 - 15 is ok
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> before expecting anyone to guzzle it 
01:00 <Serenity> yeah was a diatician who ran ours
01:00 <faux> agreed kate
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hate dieticians 
01:00 <faux> She also said
01:00 <faux> People shouldn't eat more than 6 eggs per week
01:00 <gs69azza> i also hate them
01:00 <faux> I'm like wtf
01:00 <gs69azza> :|
01:00 <faux> Gtfo
02:00 <gs69azza> I eat 5 a day
02:00 <gs69azza> omega 3 eggs
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck off with the eggs - vomit
02:00 <faux> I read it's 3 a day 
02:00 <faux> I only eat egg whites
02:00 <Serenity> its been proven to be bullshit about eggs
02:00 <gs69azza> I used to have 3 before bed
02:00 <faux> Boiled
02:00 <gs69azza> now I have 5 whole eggs for breakfast
02:00 <gs69azza> for the HDL content
02:00 <Serenity> you can pre much have however many u want
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
02:00 <gs69azza> ;)
02:00 <faux> W about cholesterol 
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> meh
02:00 <gs69azza> HDL 
02:00 <gs69azza> High Density Lipid
02:00 <Serenity> its good cholesterol
02:00 <faux> I was asking sez
02:00 <gs69azza> that's cholestrole
02:00 <gs69azza> LOL
03:00 <faux> Too many eggs
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yus
03:00 <faux> Wouldn't thay be bad
03:00 <faux> 4 cholesterol
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> no one wants that many - because they taste bad!
03:00 <Serenity> for tour weight
03:00 <AvocadoTaco> i drink raw milk
03:00 <gs69azza> ok
03:00 <Serenity> nit your cholesterol
03:00 <gs69azza> soooooo
03:00 <Serenity> not*
03:00 <faux> I got a full blood test in Jan 
03:00 <gs69azza> cholesterol total would change if you have too many
03:00 <gs69azza> as HDL increases
03:00 <gs69azza> meaning your LDL would decreqase
03:00 <gs69azza> however total count is up
03:00 <Serenity> most people dont eat 20 eggs a day
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh man
04:00 <faux> I would 
04:00 <gs69azza> the ratio of HDL:LDL is important
04:00 <faux> I could smash 100 egg whites
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> their farts would be rank
04:00 <faux> I luff dem
04:00 <Serenity> imagine your farts
04:00 <gs69azza> lower LDL than HDL is optimal
04:00 <AvocadoTaco> what came first the chicken or the egg? i ate the chicken and then i ate his leg
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
04:00 <faux> Lollll
04:00 <gs69azza> however most people's HDL is around 1
04:00 <faux> Bbs gotta make a call
04:00 <gs69azza> and the rest of their cholesterol count is made up of LDL
04:00 <gs69azza> so if someone has a cholesterol of say 3.6, their HDL being 1.0 the LDL is 2.6
05:00 <gs69azza> this is fine
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's under 6 - 8 isn't it?
05:00 <Serenity> ok shut up
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <gs69azza> 6-8 total is fine
05:00 <gs69azza> mine is around 5.2
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> just don't eat junk and exercise and you're fine
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> bada bing
05:00 <gs69azza> not reallllly
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah really
05:00 <Serenity> but junk food rules
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know
06:00 <gs69azza> some "clean food" has high LDL
06:00 <gs69azza> and exercising aint gonna do shit
06:00 <Serenity> i hate that term
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes it is
06:00 <gs69azza> oh ok
06:00 <gs69azza> pls educate me
06:00 <Serenity> clean food. what a bunch of hipster nonsense
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> exercise has other benefits 
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> like lowering your stress levels
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> blah blah blah
06:00 <gs69azza> wrong
06:00 <AvocadoTaco> food trucks have some very clean food these days
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO YOU ARE WRONG
06:00 <gs69azza> intense training will increase cortisol
06:00 <gs69azza> cortisol is "stress levels"
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> did i say INTENSE 
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
07:00 <gs69azza> you've generalised it
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm on irc… do you think i'd ever engage in intense exercise
07:00 <gs69azza> lol
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> context dude
07:00 <gs69azza> cardio is intense for me
07:00 <gs69azza> i don't do cardio
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> well we're not all body builders 
07:00 <gs69azza> this is true
07:00 <nate> gs69azza does da ladies
07:00 <nate> lol
07:00 <gs69azza> 1 lady
07:00 <gs69azza> I do 1 lady
07:00 <Serenity> i cant work out if my chest hurts from coughing or if im dying
08:00 <nate> and 1 guy?
08:00 <nate> SNAPPO
08:00 <gs69azza> no guys.... yet
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - not funny but lol
08:00 <gs69azza> LOL
08:00 <AvocadoTaco> i built a body from spare parts
08:00 <gs69azza> nutella built my body
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah have you been to the Drs yet?
08:00 <Serenity> thanks beehhh
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
08:00 <Serenity> absolutely not
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> honestly….. is taco beehhh
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> he / she is so fucking random!
08:00 <Clarkson> i doubt there are any gay men here at all
08:00 <Serenity> lol
09:00 <gs69azza> in terms of hurting, is it hard to breathe?  Muscular hurting?  Hurts from your back?  Tight Chest?
09:00 <AvocadoTaco> the real question is, who is batman?
09:00 <gs69azza> I am eric banner
09:00 <gs69azza> just sayin
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> the real question have you fried your brain taco 
09:00 <AvocadoTaco> its hot today
09:00 <gs69azza> too much mdma will have your brain melting
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> MDMA... 
10:00 <gs69azza> I gotta call this cunt about his speakers not working
10:00 <gs69azza> fml
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya fucking pas
10:00 <Clarkson> she stopped talking 'cause you're acting like a retard
10:00 <Serenity> its difficult to breathe as in just walking puffs me out atm
10:00 <gs69azza> wat
10:00 <gs69azza> MDMA is amazing
10:00 <AvocadoTaco> lolololol
10:00 <Serenity> and it burns
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> DUDE GO TO THE DOCTOR
10:00 <AvocadoTaco> its so easy to act like beehhh. I also enjoy the enragement :D
10:00 <gs69azza> burns sounds bad
10:00 <gs69azza> red chest?
10:00 <Serenity> no ok let me complain in peace
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
10:00 <Serenity> no red chest
10:00 <gs69azza> so bp is fine
10:00 <Serenity> coughing uo gross shit but
10:00 <gs69azza> hmmm
10:00 <Clarkson> thats the kinda shit I cant imagine doing myself, that takes real fucking lack of conscience to be able to do that... but then he was quite aggressive in his nature heh
11:00 <gs69azza> yeah could be an infection in which you'll need some antibiotics
11:00 <gs69azza> however
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> serenity you've come to the right place to get a diagnosis LOL
11:00 <gs69azza> go to the dr
11:00 <gs69azza> lol
11:00 <Serenity> hahah
11:00 <gs69azza> they'll sus you out
11:00 <Serenity> i fucking hate drs
11:00 <Clarkson> dude ican wank to that chick for a forth time
11:00 <gs69azza> you may lol
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> eat some cake
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> that always helps me
11:00 <gs69azza> however I'm referred ot as the dr by most people I know
11:00 <gs69azza> (srs)
11:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiiiiiiiii
12:00 <Serenity> when I breathe in and out
12:00 <Serenity> it rumbles lol
12:00 <AvocadoTaco> haaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ^_^
12:00 <gs69azza> so its obstructed
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco, are you bisexual?
12:00 <AvocadoTaco> asl?
12:00 <Serenity> dont fucking pm me pong
12:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> y not
12:00 <Serenity> im noy oping you
12:00 <gs69azza> pong pm'd me ages ok
12:00 <AvocadoTaco> wanna fite @ maccas car park?
12:00 <Serenity> not
12:00 <gs69azza> ago
12:00 <gs69azza> i said ok irl
12:00 <gs69azza> yet I typed it
12:00 <Serenity> lol
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
12:00 <gs69azza> damn nutropics fucking with me
12:00 <Clarkson> you just fuck around basicially
13:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong used to have ops
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yus! Please go fight taco in the car park
13:00 <AvocadoTaco> ill buy you chicken nuggets
13:00 <Serenity> obstructed by phelgm
13:00 <AvocadoTaco> plz
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> just break his hands, so he can't type
13:00 <gs69azza> if you have issues with short term memory, I would highly recomend piracetam
13:00 <gs69azza> it's amazing
13:00 <Serenity> who wot
13:00 <gs69azza> I'm remembering things I didn't even think I knew
13:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> poo
14:00 <AvocadoTaco> gs69azza, quitting drugs works better. Thats the advice you should be dishing out, here
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:00 <Serenity> who is on drugs
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> the whole fucking channel !
14:00 <Serenity> they need to share
14:00 <gs69azza> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piracetam
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can have all my duromine if you want serenity
14:00 <gs69azza> I have about 3months worth of this
14:00 <Serenity> oh cool
14:00 <gs69azza> DO NOT take duromine
15:00 <gs69azza> it's a fucked up drug
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> not really
15:00 <gs69azza> it's an amphetamine base
15:00 <Serenity> duh
15:00 <gs69azza> it stops you from eating essentially
15:00 <gs69azza> increases bp and hr
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> says the dude who use cocaine 
15:00 <gs69azza> that's how you lose weight
15:00 <Serenity> we know this lol
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank you dr irc
15:00 <gs69azza> that's bad
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
15:00 <gs69azza> I eat to lose weight
15:00 <Serenity> im.fat i dont need food
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
16:00 <gs69azza> I don't starve myself
16:00 <Serenity> im like a bear
16:00 <Serenity> i.could go hibernate for 6 months
16:00 <gs69azza> crashing your thyroid is so so bad
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt
17:00 <gs69azza> decreasing your production of t4, effectively slows your metabolism
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm on the super model diet
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> coffee and cigarettes 
17:00 <gs69azza> once you're off the drug your metabolism is fkd
17:00 <gs69azza> you're just gonna go back to how you were before you used it]
17:00 <gs69azza> :|
18:00 <Serenity> i know how to lose weight.  youve seeb me do it like 3 times since ive known u
18:00 <Serenity> im just plain lazy
18:00 <gs69azza> i take hormones to help with adipose tissue reduction
18:00 <Serenity> i lost like 35 kilos in 6 months with just food
18:00 <gs69azza> side effects are pretty much nill, noone has ever died from abusing AAS
18:00 <gs69azza> and that's good
18:00 <gs69azza> I remember you doing that
18:00 <AvocadoTaco> i take estrigen
18:00 <gs69azza> with your soups
18:00 <gs69azza> I take an anti estrogen called aromasin
19:00 <Serenity> 1200 calories
19:00 <Serenity> that was killer
19:00 <gs69azza> yeah I remember
19:00 <gs69azza> I was all like 1200 cal so so bad
19:00 <Serenity> i think when i do it again ill do 1500
19:00 <gs69azza> work it out based off your weight
19:00 <Serenity> 1200 for a woman is ok
19:00 <gs69azza> says who?
19:00 <Serenity> any dr you speak to lol
19:00 <gs69azza> i know bikini models who eat around 2200
19:00 <gs69azza> no probs
20:00 <Serenity> yes
20:00 <Serenity> thwy arent obese
20:00 <gs69azza> any dr only has to get 50% in an exam to pass
20:00 <gs69azza> they only know half their shit
20:00 <Clarkson> i'd much prefer younger women any day, nicer skin and boobs
20:00 <Serenity> the fatter you are the more ok it is to.eat less. but 1200 is the absolute minimum for anyone
20:00 <AvocadoTaco> tony abbott is going to invade poland
20:00 <AvocadoTaco> all by himself
21:00 <gs69azza> 1200 cal would be fine for like a 40kg person lol
21:00 <Serenity> noooo
21:00 <gs69azza> eating too less once again slows production of t4
21:00 <Serenity> th
21:00 <Serenity> a 150 kilo person who is all fat
21:00 <gs69azza> I wrote a diet for a 66kg chick who is now at 61kg with abs
21:00 <Serenity> needs far less than a 40 kilo person
21:00 <gs69azza> shes on 2200 cal i think
21:00 <gs69azza> let me pull it up
22:00 <AvocadoTaco> 61kg is fat
22:00 <gs69azza> 	Protein	Carbs	Fat	 	2.5	2.2	0.7	 	166.75	146.74	102.718	 				 Total	190.8	141.8	99.2	 Calories	763.2	567.2	892.8	2223.2
22:00 <gs69azza> 2223.2 calories
22:00 <Serenity> Taco please stop.
22:00 <Serenity> yeah if i was a normal weight 2000-2200 would be fine
22:00 <gs69azza> that makes no sense
22:00 <AvocadoTaco> I'll stop when others stop with the beehhh, fleshlights, next, lying
22:00 <Serenity> of course it does
23:00 <gs69azza> you adjust your calories according to weight lol
23:00 <gs69azza> the heavier you are the more calories you need
23:00 <Serenity> yes you need less the higher your body fat not more
23:00 <gs69azza> so what I would do, is work out the calories you need reduce it by say 200-300 then reduce it even further by doing some sort of exercise
23:00 <gs69azza> adjust diet as weight drops
23:00 <AvocadoTaco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuNIsY6JdUw
23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Taylor Swift - You Belong With Me Views: 458,010,861 Uploader: TaylorSwiftVEVO Uploaded: Jun 16, 2009 Duration: 3m49s Rating: 4.79
24:00 <Serenity> taco no ones doing anything except trying to talk
24:00 <Serenity> and youre being weird
24:00 <Serenity> why
24:00 <gs69azza> how much do you weigh?
24:00 <gs69azza> I'll show you an example
24:00 <gs69azza> I'll do it in PM
24:00 <Serenity> i havent weighted myself in like 12 months i have no idea
24:00 <gs69azza> just rough estimate
24:00 <Serenity> im lile 25 kilos overweight
25:00 <gs69azza> I'm about that too lol
25:00 <AvocadoTaco> beastie boys are a jew band with gold around their necks
25:00 <gs69azza> I weighed in at 101 this morning, my height, max weight for BMI is 79kg
25:00 <gs69azza> so I'm 22kg overweight
25:00 <AvocadoTaco> i like them
25:00 <Serenity> my ideal is 70 kilos. im a size 10 at 70
25:00 <gs69azza> ok I'll do 1 for 70kg
27:00 <gs69azza> 2085 calories if you WALKED 5km a day
27:00 <Serenity> my boobs are like 4 kilos each haha
27:00 <gs69azza> that's without calorie deficeit 
27:00 <gs69azza> olawdy can't fuckiong type today
28:00 <Serenity> god i walk 5km a day easy rofl
28:00 <gs69azza> in 1 continuous stream, 5km eat 2085 calories
28:00 <Serenity> 2085 is so much food hnngg
28:00 <gs69azza> 140g protein
28:00 <gs69azza> 154g carbs
28:00 <gs69azza> 30% sugar
28:00 <Serenity> well healthy food. it's nothing of shit food
28:00 <Clarkson> Picard dog shit for brains
28:00 <gs69azza> 101g fat 
28:00 <gs69azza> 30% sat fat max
29:00 <gs69azza> it's not much from my perspective, but that's because I'm used to eating waaaay more
29:00 <Serenity> i need a regular eating patterb
29:00 <TheRon> beer?
30:00 <Serenity> i can not eat my first meal for the day till like 3pm
30:00 <gs69azza> I drink lots of beer atm
30:00 <gs69azza> do Intermittent fasting
30:00 <TheRon> beer has all the food groups
30:00 <gs69azza> split your calories into 3 meals
30:00 <gs69azza> eat for only 8 hours of the day
30:00 <gs69azza> so say you eat at 3pm first meal, cut off food by 11pm
31:00 <gs69azza> 3 meals, no snacks
31:00 <Serenity> oh man 11pm is so late haha
31:00 <Serenity> why do we have to eat at all damn it
31:00 <Serenity> so inconvenient
31:00 <TheRon> it's nice
32:00 <gs69azza> I agree
32:00 <gs69azza> I'm sick of eating
32:00 <gs69azza> if I don't eat I lose weight
32:00 <TheRon> hunger strike damn it
32:00 <faux> I just smashed like 100 cherry tomates
32:00 <faux> Tomatoes
32:00 <faux> Nommmm
32:00 <Serenity> i get so hangry when i Don't eat when i need to.tho
32:00 <Serenity> omg
32:00 <gs69azza> same
32:00 <gs69azza> i flip shit
33:00 <gs69azza> anyways Imma go home
33:00 <faux> You should eat breakfast eveb if it's something small sez
33:00 <faux> An apple and some yoghurt or something 
33:00 <gs69azza> have a blueberry smoothie in the morning
33:00 <faux> Eating at 3pm fr your first meal isn't goooood
33:00 <Serenity> yeah i know my mum always goes mental at me.about it
33:00 <faux> Get your metabolism going
33:00 <Serenity> i just get so busy in thw mornings
33:00 <gs69azza> blueberries don't spike insulin 
33:00 <gs69azza> (y)
33:00 <faux> Buy some bars
33:00 <gs69azza> iherb.com
33:00 <gs69azza> bars cheap
33:00 <Serenity> i was doing smoothies whw  i lost that 30 kilos
34:00 <Serenity> that was ok
34:00 <faux> Iherb rocks
34:00 <gs69azza> smoothies work
34:00 <gs69azza> anyways
34:00 <Serenity> blueberries almond milk etc
34:00 <gs69azza> time for me to go home
34:00 <Serenity> byes
34:00 <faux> Bye butys
34:00 <faux> Butts
34:00 <gs69azza> nah do like 300ml egg whites
34:00 <gs69azza> 200g blueberries
34:00 <gs69azza> done.
34:00 <faux> Omgosh the thought of raw egg gives md anxiety 
34:00 <Serenity> spewwww lol
34:00 <gs69azza> i used to do it
34:00 <faux> Much prefer almond milk lol
34:00 <gs69azza> it's not too bad
35:00 <gs69azza> almond milk unsweetened though
35:00 <gs69azza> (y)
35:00 <gs69azza> ciao
35:00 <Serenity> ofc
37:00 <faux> Overdosing on tomatoes rb
37:00 <faux> Rn
37:00 <faux> Lmao
37:00 <Serenity> 0haha
37:00 <faux> I didn't wanna have a meal cos dinner is soon
37:00 <TheRon> 437 doodle
37:00 <faux> so I smashed a punnet of cherry tomatoes
38:00 <Doodle> ty TheRon
38:00 <faux> They're my fave
38:00 <Serenity> i feel so tired. we had our first inspection today so ive been anxious for a week
38:00 <faux> :(
38:00 <Serenity> soon as she left my body just shut off
38:00 <faux> How'd it go
38:00 <faux> Rest up 
38:00 <Serenity> went fine shes so good I don't know why i stress
38:00 <faux> yeah
38:00 <Serenity> shes all ohh its lovely like always (she was our old property manager too)
38:00 <faux> Me either 
39:00 <faux> It's not like we're piggies
39:00 <faux> Lol
39:00 <faux> Poop on the carpwr
39:00 <faux> Carpet
39:00 <faux> Period stains on the wall
39:00 <faux> .
39:00 <faux> Ok 2 far
39:00 <faux> Lol nice
39:00 <faux> Yeah mine was a month or so ago
40:00 <Serenity> ahaha
40:00 <faux> And she was like omgosh your stove is so clean I'm like ok? Do u normally walk into pig stys
40:00 <faux> She's like you don't even want to know
40:00 <Serenity> i think its cause our old PM was an absolute cunt
40:00 <Clarkson> I've had cut penis and had no complaints
40:00 <faux> Some places are filth 
40:00 <faux> Bags of rubbish etc
40:00 <Serenity> Ant was asleep in bed once when he came and he chewed me out about beds not being made
40:00 <faux> But they have to give a weeks notice now for inspections so 8 don't get how people leave their place gross
40:00 <Serenity> im like.. whatt
40:00 <faux> Wtf
41:00 <faux> How is furniture his business 
41:00 <faux> Lol
41:00 <faux> I woulda stabbed him with a fprk
41:00 <faux> Fork
41:00 <Serenity> yeah i told helen who is our new lady and shes like.. id have told him to fuck off
41:00 <Serenity> same real estate lol
41:00 <Serenity> ok brb
42:00 <TheRiddler> the woman who does mine is ok
42:00 <TheRiddler> speaking of I have to ring her soon to talk about the garage door again
43:00 <faux> Hey ash
43:00 <TheRiddler> hai
43:00 <faux> Feels like I haven't spoken to u in 100 years
43:00 <TheRiddler> I just ate 150g of nuts lol
43:00 <faux> Lol 
43:00 <faux> Lol wow
43:00 <faux> Yum
43:00 <faux> Bit much lolll
43:00 <faux> But yummy 
43:00 <TheRiddler> yes
43:00 <faux> Mixed?
44:00 <faux> You know what I miss
44:00 <faux> Those corn nuts
44:00 <TheRiddler> yep
44:00 <faux> They were awesome 
44:00 <TheRiddler> wtf are corn nuts lol
44:00 <AvocadoTaco> paris hilton seems very well cultured. I wonder if she'd enjoy a game of football
44:00 <faux> Loll
45:00 <faux> They're like crunchy corn kernels 
45:00 <faux> They come in bbq flavour
45:00 <TheRiddler> ah ok
45:00 <faux> And um
45:00 <faux> Normal 
45:00 <faux> And chili
45:00 <AvocadoTaco> you can make chili by growing it
45:00 <TheRiddler> .
45:00 <TheRiddler> OMG REALLY
45:00 <TheRon> i've seen this video with paris hilton and 20 clowns
45:00 <TheRiddler> YOU DONT SAY
45:00 <faux> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sVWM5uK2sic/Uhw1oXc1wzI/AAAAAAAAC-g/DcxmCBBbc8c/s1600/cornnuts.jpg
46:00 <faux> Ash ^
46:00 <faux> Some are toasted some are deep fried I think 
46:00 <AvocadoTaco> its just like loofs lemons. loof pisses on the tree and they turn yellow
46:00 <TheRiddler> that's the smartest thing you said must of thought real hard to come up with that toco
46:00 <Doodle> <- toasted
46:00 <TheRiddler> *taco
46:00 <Doodle> but i'll be deep fried later
47:00 <TheRiddler> cool faux
47:00 <AvocadoTaco> i feel sorry for the people who have been abducted by aliens, anally probed, and then ejaculated
47:00 <TheRiddler> ok I think taco is going panda
47:00 <TheRiddler> lets ignore him
48:00 <AvocadoTaco> how would you like to ejaculate to an alien?
48:00 <mrdangler> to, or in to?
50:00 <TheRiddler> you mean like asians?
50:00 <AvocadoTaco> aliens are probably nice people but they do mean things to cattle
51:00 <Doodle> no thats asians
52:00 <AvocadoTaco> dont be wacist
52:00 <Doodle> i think you're getting confused
52:00 <Doodle> its not racist
52:00 <TheRiddler> your mum does mean things to cattle too
53:00 <TheRon> coon cheese isn't racist
55:00 <Doodle> golliwogs and mistrel shows arent racist
55:00 <Doodle> *minstrel
56:00 <Doodle> ok maybe they are
56:00 <TheRon> sam newman black face pretending to be nicky winmar??
56:00 <Doodle> lol
56:00 <Doodle> wacist
58:00 <Doodle> i need to put the feet back on my couches but the cat is on one
58:00 <Doodle> and i dont want to lose an arm or an eye
59:00 <AvocadoTaco> i once met a man on austnet who wanted to get married
59:00 <Doodle> where did you honeymoon
00:00 <TheRon> i once met a man from nantucket......
00:00 <AvocadoTaco> we never landed on the moon
00:00 <Doodle> ugh
00:00 <Doodle> ok
00:00 <Doodle> you are turning into beeeh
00:00 <TheRon> we never flew past pluto today
00:00 <AvocadoTaco> Doodle, yeah :D
01:00 <Doodle> y
01:00 <AvocadoTaco> because u sux
01:00 <Doodle> no i dont
01:00 <AvocadoTaco> oh ok
01:00 <Doodle> just be normal
01:00 <Doodle> its not difficult
01:00 <Doodle> unless you're chris
01:00 <AvocadoTaco> loool
01:00 <AvocadoTaco> I still swear I work with chris
02:00 <AvocadoTaco> this guy has the exact same personality
02:00 <faux> Is it you
02:00 <Doodle> so no personality
02:00 <AvocadoTaco> no he's just really retarded
02:00 <faux> So its you
02:00 <Doodle> lol
02:00 <Doodle> snap
03:00 <faux> You've definitely turned into a new breed of special 
03:00 <AvocadoTaco> he won't buy any extra uniforms, because its unreasonable to be expected to pay for them he says
03:00 <faux> New prescription?
03:00 <faux> Or no prescription 
03:00 <AvocadoTaco> he also won't wash them, because thats also unreasonable
03:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t31.0-8/11717491_10205245233544006_8334614258143982745_o.jpg
03:00 <Doodle> 4 faux
04:00 <faux> Thx I almost forgot what it looked like
04:00 <Doodle> nps :)
04:00 <faux> lol
04:00 <faux> Wish I loved something that much
05:00 <TheRon> doodle's pussy magnet
05:00 <Doodle> it must be broken
05:00 <AvocadoTaco> ok faux u win
05:00 <Doodle> cos its not working
05:00 <AvocadoTaco> beehhh mode enabled
05:00 <TheRiddler> no
05:00 <TheRon> is taco going full retard??
06:00 <Doodle> TheRon do you think it will get above 5 today
06:00 <TheRon> the car said it was 6
06:00 <Doodle> yeah cars are optimisting from experience
06:00 <Doodle> er
06:00 <Doodle> optimistic
06:00 <Doodle> lol
06:00 <AvocadoTaco> http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/sydney-youth-pastors-video-on-how-to-speak-aussie-goes-viral/story-fni0cx4q-1227441553712
12:00 <TheRon> i watched a bit of in the night garden with my nephew yesterday, after it finished i was like krusty the clown after showing the east european cartoon,"what the hell was that?"
12:00 <Clarkson> anyway, that day, well, i dun think stebie understood the gravity of having that fucking thing... i had ratted him out to mah parents about it cos it was something that even doin the kiddie rebelion shit i was doing bakc then, having that wasnt a bright idea... 
13:00 <AvocadoTaco> Clarkson, have you ever ejaculated an alien?
13:00 <Clarkson> aw shit matt, ;( 
17:00 <AvocadoTaco> how did you know my name clarkson
17:00 <Clarkson> she could be as lesbian
17:00 <TheRon> i like lesbians
17:00 <TheRon> prefer them bi but hey
19:00 <milk> lesbians pull you
19:00 <milk> they usually been raped b4
23:00 <Doodle> whoah
23:00 <Doodle> hea-vy
24:00 <AvocadoTaco> crazy lesbians full of beans
24:00 <Doodle> lesbeans?
25:00 <AvocadoTaco> centrelink called me in for an appointment but im in bangladesh can u pretend to be me?
26:00 <Doodle> .
26:00 <Doodle> if you want to be beeeh dude you'll have to start fucking men
26:00 <TheRon> beehhh is one of those guys that call you up and say you have a virus on your computer
27:00 <AvocadoTaco> but i do have a virus on my computer
27:00 <AvocadoTaco> how do they know?
28:00 <TheRon> i bet lumeah2's breast are real and they're spectacular
28:00 <AvocadoTaco> australia is lucky i dont live there
29:00 <TheRiddler> dont forget your love for trannies
29:00 <AvocadoTaco> bangladesh have better education than tasmania
30:00 <AvocadoTaco> im not lying
37:00 <TheRon> if this is it, if this aint love, let me know
38:00 <lumeah2> U bet 
38:00 <AvocadoTaco> aboriginals get better welfare benefits in prison
41:00 <TheRon> lumeah2: i'd need photographic proof
41:00 <lumeah2> Yeah?   
41:00 <lumeah2> Are u Jamaican? 
41:00 <TheRiddler> http://s3.amazonaws.com/publisher_production-s3fs-public-3ed74cb/media/image/2b/40c350273611e5ac62a3c07a134d39/cyclist.png?fb_ref=Default
41:00 <TheRon> it'd be silly just to take your word for it
42:00 <TheRon> jamaican you crazy?
42:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/p480x480/11055399_1161421423892172_1380090376339364197_n.jpg?oh=a0e3161782fb74b7515450c501e63957&oe=5618A927
46:00 <AvocadoTaco> ive eaten tacos that are smarter
47:00 <TheRon> was the taco blonde?
05:00 <TheRon> if i can't have you i don't want nobody baby
09:00 <TheRiddler> smarter than yourself I bet
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps and freaks
13:00 <TheRon> when i think about you i touch myself
14:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey riddler - sup?
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> me too Ron ;)
16:00 <TheRon> when i think about me i touch myself
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> so there is an arnie + zombies movie
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> FUCK YEAH
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> maggie
17:00 <TheRon> wake up maggie i think to got something to say to you
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i might go crazy when you talk like that
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> a little creepy when you talk like that 
22:00 <TheRon> the power of love is curious thing
22:00 <TheRon> make one man weep make another man sing
27:00 <TheRon> there's fine line between pleasure and pain
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it
28:00 <Bastardly_One> is
28:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking
28:00 <Bastardly_One> cold
28:00 <TheRon> nah
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
29:00 <TheRon> my nipples could cut diamonds
30:00 <invizzi> awesome rambo is fighting ishit in the next movie
30:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
37:00 <TheRon> i'm bringing sexyback, them other boys don't know how to act
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the brawl at a childrens play centre in sw syd last night
40:00 <TheRon> homemade french onion soup for tea
42:00 <TheRon> meeting you with a view to a kill
43:00 <TheRiddler> that was weeks ago Bastardly_One
44:00 <invizzi> mainstream media probably just found the vid
45:00 <TheRiddler> no it was on media weeks ago
46:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh last night 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm watching The Project for lack of anything else to do 
46:00 <TheRon> seymours fro trivia night?
47:00 <TheRiddler> no it happened weeks ago
47:00 <TheRiddler> the project is just lame n slow
50:00 <Bastardly_One> there must of been another one
51:00 <invizzi> had to turn it off, blonde bimbo was playing devil's advocate for some facist pricks who arrested a dude for using some wall charger on a train
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the skinny one?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> carrie underwood has become half her size ... and television makes you fatter
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm watching it for the next segment
53:00 <Bastardly_One> there's some company doing ghost tours of the Bengalo state forest
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and having a friend killed by Ivan I find it a smidge offensive
54:00 <TheRon> payback the chicken do the chicken payback
02:00 <invizzi> have a depressing microwave pie for dinner
03:00 <TheRon> i love pie
03:00 <TheRon> probably a different kind
03:00 <invizzi> i should have gotten takeaway chinese 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I might get chinese still
04:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno
05:00 <Bastardly_One> or I might get nukeable fried rice from Woolies
05:00 <Bastardly_One> which is actually pretty good
05:00 <simba> i'm chinese
06:00 <TheRon> SHOWDOWN!
06:00 <simba> shanghai showdown
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, that Griffs shit isn't too bad 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> better than some chinese takeaways actually
08:00 <Bastardly_One> or do I want lasagne?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that sounds good too
09:00 <invizzi> takes too long to cook though
09:00 <[[[[[pong]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
18:00 <Bastardly_One> not really
18:00 <Bastardly_One> most stuff I cook, well heat up, takes a good half hour anyway
22:00 <invizzi> i wanna take a short course at tafe to learn how to leadlighting 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> you can get those other places too
23:00 <Bastardly_One> like community centres and things
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember they use to have kits you could by and make framed leadlight pics
23:00 <Bastardly_One> My mum was into them for a bit 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that was when I was a kid though so before Jesus was born
24:00 <invizzi> you are right there are alot of private classes to learn it
24:00 <partay> when moses wore shorts
26:00 <ooomp> Commando
26:00 <[[[[[pong]]]> bastard you are old
27:00 <nate> fine wine
27:00 <nate> aged beautifully
27:00 <smashmouse> hi kate
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd… this zombie movie is so slow!
32:00 <Bastardly_One> suck up nate
32:00 <Bastardly_One> what movie woman?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> invizzi, yeah it's a popular art n craft thing
33:00 <simba> u guys r awesome
35:00 <smashmouse> no
35:00 <smashmouse> u guis is orsumz
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> Maggie
37:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds shit just by the title
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> has arnie 
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> whatever
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> (just quietly, it's slow….)
37:00 <Bastardly_One> then I was right
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Arnie movies are usually shit 
38:00 <Clarkson> Mauricw porn is ok too
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> not all of em
39:00 <simba> Bastardly_One, youre usually shit
39:00 <simba> jingle all the way is better than anything youve ever done
39:00 <Bastardly_One> ho hum
39:00 <Clarkson> n that is something I dont ever contemplate , it occuring esecially about shit I haent even read upon , bootlaoaders n radio roms nshit-- weell fuyck
39:00 <simba> JATW > terminator
40:00 <Bastardly_One> terminator and conan movies is it 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> are it
40:00 <simba> ur a writer
41:00 <invizzi> that movie when he played the dea agent was good
41:00 <invizzi> Sabotage
41:00 <TheRiddler> predator
41:00 <couleurs> agreed.
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> oliver stone wrote the script for conan i think
41:00 <TheRiddler> True Lies
41:00 <TheRiddler> Kindergarten Cop
41:00 <simba> terminator and conan, b1 only likes the 1s where arnie has his shirt off 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> of course TheRiddler how could Predator not come to mind
42:00 <TheRiddler> It's not a tumor
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @simba
42:00 <cita> How's the ATO take to process etax returns nowadays?
42:00 <TheRiddler> end of days
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> 14 days?
42:00 <couleurs> who's going 2 real madrid!!!!!!!!!!
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll watch it on 9
43:00 <couleurs> i got tix 2 opening match o yea
43:00 <cita> Acem: Cheers.
43:00 <cita> katatonic_kate01: rather... cheers.
43:00 <TheRiddler> around the world in 80 days
43:00 <simba> i'll have it on whilst using irc
43:00 <couleurs> hope teh camera catch me
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum uses irc
43:00 <invizzi> running man
44:00 <couleurs> if u c 1 guy wearing BVP shirt that me ok
44:00 <simba> ill wear a bayern shirt 2 liverpool so u can spot me
44:00 <couleurs> lpfc ywnwa
45:00 <couleurs> going 2 chant 4-1 4-1 4-1
45:00 <TheRiddler> the last action hero
45:00 <simba> throw paper planes of lewa posters onto the G
45:00 <couleurs> $160M team beaten by 1 player hat trik
45:00 <simba> mak sure u hit raheem xD
45:00 <couleurs> :D
45:00 <couleurs> lol what a lil faggit
46:00 <couleurs> it's cool they're gonna cash in now
46:00 <couleurs> get a decent player or 2
47:00 <simba> bentekky
47:00 <simba> should build around him
47:00 <simba> hes a Tenk
47:00 <couleurs> bvb got rid of immobile 
47:00 <couleurs> cos he flopped
47:00 <simba> u get balo
47:00 <simba> nowe u got no striker
48:00 <couleurs> ehehe
48:00 <simba> sevilla the Hot Destination
49:00 <simba> first friendly is tonight
50:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11221363_904266382979302_651130594824789275_n.jpg?oh=01ddd3dc09f34c2e2fda8ee5a4bc0bb2&oe=56102B4A
52:00 <partay> oh Doodle lol
53:00 <Doodle> ^_^
53:00 <Doodle> my ex-workplace emailed me
53:00 <partay> i laugh and i laugh and i laugh when i see dickbags with chev badges on dunnydores 
53:00 <Doodle> seems they need people
53:00 <Doodle> i wonder how badly
53:00 <B1{MIA}> lol
53:00 <B1{MIA}> I thought it was gonna be the pic I sent you
54:00 <partay> Doodle to the negotiation table please 
54:00 <Doodle> i want sixteen times what i was earning before
54:00 <B1{MIA}> on that note, I need dinner ... even thout that pic is enough to put one off food for a long time
54:00 <Doodle> lol
55:00 <partay> Doodle youre worth 100K a year
55:00 <Doodle> yeeeeeee
55:00 <Doodle> at least
55:00 <partay> but the more you earn the more you spend 
55:00 <Doodle> trudat
56:00 <partay> but
56:00 <partay> you eat well 
56:00 <partay> drink well 
56:00 <Doodle> hahah yeah
56:00 <Doodle> you buy less 2 min noodles
56:00 <amelia> you're worth  $1
56:00 <Doodle> :o
56:00 <amelia> fyi
56:00 <Doodle> HOW DARE YOU
56:00 <partay> you dont even go down the noodle isle
56:00 <amelia> oh i dare
56:00 <couleurs> bvb should get benzemer 
57:00 <Doodle> i'm worth at least double that :(
57:00 <partay> amelia stand to attention when talking to Doodle
57:00 <Doodle> i know i am
57:00 <Doodle> syanding to attention that is
57:00 <Doodle> *standing
57:00 <amelia> way to confuse me
58:00 <Doodle> dont worry i'm confused also
58:00 <amelia> phewwwww
58:00 <Serenity> You're allll gayyyy
58:00 <Serenity> especially doodle
58:00 <Doodle> not in a sexuality way like Serenity tho
58:00 <Doodle> o/`
58:00 <Doodle> i'm loud, i'm proud, get used to it
58:00 <Serenity> rude
58:00 <amelia> could never date a woman
59:00 <amelia> ya'll way too annoying
59:00 <Doodle> wait
59:00 <amelia> and so am i
59:00 <Doodle> date or 'date'?
59:00 <Serenity> you're nkt meant to date them just look at their boozies
59:00 <Doodle> yeah
59:00 <Doodle> mmm
59:00 <amelia> yah looking is goodness
59:00 <amelia> but not really gay
59:00 <Clarkson> amsy come back cunt
59:00 <Doodle> lol
00:00 <Doodle> eehehhehe
00:00 <Serenity> its gay if you look with your mouth
00:00 <Doodle> lol
00:00 <Serenity> num num num
00:00 <amelia> put dem away you lil playboy bunnies
00:00 <Doodle> aw
07:00 <Doodle> well that killed it
07:00 <partay> good one amelia
08:00 <amelia> ahahahhaha
08:00 <amelia> watch it or i kill you too
10:00 <mrmagoo> howdi
14:00 <invizzi> boob
15:00 <simba> butt
16:00 <simba> meet the mets, greet the mets, come right in and do the thing
17:00 <simba> because the mets are really sockin the ball
17:00 <simba> oh the butcher and the baker and the people on the streets, where do they go? to meet the mets!
17:00 <simba> lmao
18:00 <simba> this is gayer than chelsea, chelsea CHELSEA CHELSEA
19:00 <couleurs> ps4 or bye
19:00 <simba> who beliefs schweini went 2 scum
19:00 <simba> why happen
19:00 <simba> why do i have to see him play 4 them
20:00 <couleurs> $$$$$$$$
20:00 <simba> watta joek
20:00 <couleurs> man utd faggits
20:00 <simba> sells german captain why happen
20:00 <simba> i blame pepe
20:00 <simba> their fans must b spewing
20:00 <simba> im spwering
21:00 <couleurs> real got rid of iker 2
21:00 <couleurs> 2 bombshells in 1 week
21:00 <couleurs> what's next reus to liverpool and aubemenyeng to arsenal 
22:00 <couleurs> well i hope not hehe
24:00 <simba> step up david da gaya
24:00 <simba> and they got porto right back
24:00 <simba> getting young asses in
24:00 <simba> hopefully they flake it up
25:00 <partay> isnt Liverpool playing the Roar on Friday ?
26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you all suck :)
26:00 <simba> yea some time
27:00 <simba> they in thai land first
28:00 <partay> for sum ladyboi action 
28:00 <simba> like leicester city boys
28:00 <simba> Leicester sack three players over racist orgy on Thailand tour
28:00 <simba> i wanna see that video!!!!!
28:00 <partay> i saw bits of it 
28:00 <partay> lame 
29:00 <simba> u sicko
30:00 <partay> yes?
32:00 <simba> thats it
35:00 <invizzi> whats racist about banging some thai girls?
35:00 <mr_ducati> mm
35:00 <mr_ducati> thai
36:00 <simba> probably the racist part
36:00 <simba> whatever it was
36:00 <partay> it was abusing them 
36:00 <partay> calling them dirty thai sluts 
37:00 <mr_ducati> but they are
37:00 <mr_ducati> arent they?
37:00 <partay> indeedy
37:00 <simba> Quite.
37:00 <invizzi> i thought they like being called names
38:00 <mr_ducati> did they come in their eyes?
38:00 <mr_ducati> then say it
38:00 <partay> yes
38:00 <mr_ducati> nice.
38:00 <partay> of course
38:00 <partay> par
39:00 <lumeah2> Party! 
39:00 <partay> Lumeah tits or gtfo
39:00 <Clarkson> whynot Saemon it's common knowledge youre a gay cunt
39:00 <lumeah2> Cock or gtf out 
40:00 <simba> get the fuck o
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <partay> lol
42:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 has my seen my peen
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i haven't
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> you gave me a link, and i said i wasn't clicking it
43:00 <partay> holy shit pringles are good
43:00 <Clarkson> these cunts here are stupid
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> clanky i know!
44:00 <amelia> share this peen picture
44:00 <amelia> peen is such a shit word for a penis
44:00 <amelia> makes it sound miniscule
45:00 <amelia> have not
45:00 <smashmouse> partay you goin to suck my cock yet
46:00 <smashmouse> it's cold in adelaide
46:00 <smashmouse> so it's real small right now
46:00 <smashmouse> BAM!
46:00 <partay> smashmouse sure
48:00 <Loof> amelia's cunt smells like a rotting marinara pizza
48:00 <partay> Loof ease up son 
48:00 <amelia> some guys like dat ok
48:00 <amelia> go get beat up
48:00 <amelia> stupid old fuck
50:00 <couleurs> agreed.
51:00 <invizzi> anyone been to church?
52:00 <Zade> no but i think i saw jesus in a club at ibiza 
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i go every sunday
52:00 <invizzi> do young people go?
52:00 <invizzi> like 30 
54:00 <couleurs> ronaldo madrid!!!!!!!!!!
54:00 <Loof> amelia's meals are quite a big deal. if she cant get 10 pizzas she's likely to steal
55:00 <amelia> k gramps you can shut your dickhole now
55:00 <Lumeah> Pringle's are good ahy.. Much better than links... If you link can fit easily in the tube then... Meah. 
56:00 <Loof> or go through bins, full of condoms and things, tell her shower and she'll say "get real"
58:00 <partay> Loof the last thing you need is THC
00:00 <simba> thc is good
00:00 <Loof> ^
00:00 <amelia> hey lood
00:00 <amelia> loof
00:00 <Loof> anyone who says otherwise is retarded
00:00 <amelia> fuck off
01:00 <Clarkson> lol hitler. i am the jewish messiah/deity. eat the cum from my sandles
01:00 <Loof> i love how everyone is so butthurt over something i'm doing that doesn't harm ANYONE
01:00 <Loof> i mean get a fucking life
02:00 <Clarkson> surrounded by rich cunts driving X5's
02:00 <partay> Loof we dont really care 
02:00 <amelia> i MeaN GeT a FuCKiNG LiFe
03:00 <Loof> meanwhile people are free to drink and brawl / smash cars into familys and all is well
03:00 <Loof> double standard much
03:00 <amelia> k shut up
04:00 <simba> agreeed w Loof - a fine rant
04:00 <simba> The World is unjust my friend!
04:00 <Loof> ty :{)
04:00 <simba> And So it will be Forevermore
05:00 <Loof> as it has been since the dawn of time
05:00 <simba> Since Jim Carrey - The Mask [1994]
05:00 <simba> at least
05:00 <Loof> rofl
05:00 <simba> r
06:00 <Loof> well mortal kombat x is a bit of a let down
07:00 <Loof> nowhere near as gory as komplete addition
07:00 <Loof> and the graphics aren't as good
07:00 <Loof> tho i am comparing ps4 to komplete addition on pc
08:00 <faux> Gay pride
08:00 <faux> komplete kum addiktion
08:00 <partay> lol
08:00 <Loof> ordered a new phone today
09:00 <Loof> a sony
09:00 <doctor> theres a gay version, its called naked kombat or something
09:00 <Clarkson> Skirmish i believe you may masturbate yourself to sleep, and then not urinate soon after. this creates a solid cum plug that causes the urine to go any place but where it should.
09:00 <Loof> lol
09:00 <Loof> finish him!
09:00 <doctor> haha, yeah
12:00 <faux> endsteyout
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
14:00 <Loof> ordered one of these today http://www.sonymobile.com/au/products/phones/xperia-z3/
15:00 <Loof> current phone fucked up
15:00 <Loof> fuck samsung
16:00 <couleurs> cool hope u got the black 1 #twinsies
17:00 <couleurs> yea well my IQ is 179 so their.
18:00 <Attila> Yeah. 
18:00 <couleurs> opps wrong chennel
18:00 <couleurs> hi doctor!!!!!!!!!
23:00 <doctor> hello kewlios
24:00 <doctor> I bought luminosity to improve my neuroplasticity but all I got was a mental illness
24:00 <partay> just like couleurs
24:00 <couleurs> and worse eyesight 
25:00 <couleurs> SoMe BuDDy jEaLoUs
27:00 <partay> 2°C
28:00 <couleurs> did u measure ur penis partay HAHAHahahah
28:00 <partay> of course
28:00 <partay> havent you ?
28:00 <doctor> too afraid
29:00 <Clarkson> or just outside or some shit where they believe the final show down will happen! lol
29:00 <couleurs> yes it's 3°C a full 1°C bigger then urs
31:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLEfrulUEcs
31:00 <couleurs> me rn
31:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Albuquerque guy gets OWNED by Bryan Cranston Views: 4,780,441 Uploader: goggo980 Uploaded: Jul 10, 2015 Duration: 0m38s Rating: 4.83
35:00 <Loof> AvocadoTaco and his brother like to play a sniffing game called cock or sock. the way it works is one of them closes their eyes and the other tries to guess if the foul smell is a stinky sock, or the brother's cock
35:00 <Clarkson> <Loof> I sprayed cum on my dads chin this morning
36:00 <Loof> the loser has to suck the other one off while they watch star wars
37:00 <partay> loof up the meds 
38:00 <Loof> sup Liinda
38:00 <Loof> oooh liinda and ITaL^GuY come on together
38:00 <Loof> oooooh ahhhh
38:00 <Loof> lol
38:00 <]\^alienated_Romeo> yeah hello Liinda
38:00 <Liinda> wha?
39:00 <ITaL^GuY> lolll
39:00 <Liinda> lol hey ITaL^GuY x
39:00 <Liinda> hai loofness
39:00 <ITaL^GuY> hi Liinda x
39:00 <Liinda> heys romeo
39:00 <Loof> hey 4:1)
39:00 <]\^alienated_Romeo> :)
39:00 <]\^alienated_Romeo> how are you today?
40:00 <Loof> and i'll be hiiiiiiiigh as a kite by then
41:00 <Loof> god i don't want to reinstall windows tonight
41:00 <Loof> i'd rather spend the night on redtube
41:00 <]\^alienated_Romeo> me too loof
42:00 <Liinda> why not just go on chaturbate
43:00 <couleurs> Hii Liinda 
43:00 <Loof> too much male masturbation for my delicate eyes
43:00 <Liinda> hai couleurs
43:00 <Loof> redtube owns
43:00 <Liinda> you need to clikc the "female tab Loofness
44:00 <Loof> no u
44:00 <Liinda> too much vagina for my liking
44:00 <Loof> i'll try it again
44:00 <]\^alienated_Romeo> imagine a world without sex
45:00 <Loof> that's my world
45:00 <Loof> it's called marriage
45:00 <]\^alienated_Romeo> ahaha
45:00 <Liinda> pfft.. u should still be having sex when ur married
45:00 <Loof> should
45:00 <Loof> i agree
46:00 <Liinda> well it ainit gonna happen by itself
46:00 <Liinda> *aint
46:00 <Loof> neiter is her weight loss
46:00 <Loof> HAHAHAHA
47:00 <Liinda> ouch, maybe u dont deserve sex
47:00 <Clarkson> how the fuck did you dump that in with perfume
47:00 <Loof> here we go
47:00 <Loof> i need a bong to deal
47:00 <Liinda> sex helps burn calories
47:00 <aliasd> also, good for the pores
48:00 <TheRiddler> are you offering Liinda? :P
48:00 <]\^alienated_Romeo> sex destroys lives
48:00 <Liinda> TheRiddler Nope lol
48:00 <Loof> my penis retreits from fat like a scared puppy
48:00 <TheRiddler> lol
48:00 <TheRiddler> also hai
49:00 <Loof> my next wife will be skinny
49:00 <Liinda> haha hai TheRiddler
49:00 <Liinda> maybe her thin retracts from your shallowness
49:00 <Loof> it's nature
49:00 <Loof> fat is repulsive
49:00 <Liinda> meh
49:00 <Loof> it's not shallow
49:00 <Liinda> you loved her once surely
49:00 <TheRiddler> it's a matter of opinion
49:00 <Loof> yeah i went for personality over looks
49:00 <Loof> big mistake
50:00 <Loof> i should have been "shallow"
50:00 <Liinda> Did she go for the same?
50:00 <TheRiddler> you went crazy over everything else
50:00 <Loof> nope i was pretty good looking if i do say so myself
50:00 <Loof> personality not so good
50:00 <Liinda> and now?
51:00 <Loof> now i look like shit
51:00 <Loof> personality still not so good
51:00 <Liinda> so its even playing field... 
51:00 <Liinda> turn off the lights and have sex 
51:00 <]\^alienated_Romeo> i wanna get stoned
51:00 <Loof> and surf her fat stomach
51:00 <Loof> lol
51:00 <Loof> bodyboarding
51:00 <Loof> so sexy
51:00 <Liinda> yeah, just dont look at her, she has to deal with your changes too remember
52:00 <partay> sex = lights on 
52:00 <Liinda> hai partay
52:00 <Loof> i could look good but why bother
52:00 <Loof> she aint gonna bother
52:00 <]\^alienated_Romeo> i like to look at the person to whom i'm having sex with
52:00 <Clarkson> bangladeshi same shit
52:00 <Loof> i was fit when i met her
53:00 <faux> What a keeper
53:00 <partay> ]\^alienated_Romeo you look n the mirror a lot 
53:00 <Loof> how many fat guys have you fucked liinda?
53:00 <Loof> go eat a bag of dicks
53:00 <Loof> thats how many
53:00 <Liinda> ive slept with a couple of chubbers.
53:00 <partay> lol
53:00 <Loof> would you spend the rest of your life with one?
54:00 <faux> Skinny guys are gross
54:00 <partay> faux likes a bit to hang on to 
54:00 <Liinda> Yeah dont see why not
54:00 <Loof> lol sure
54:00 <faux> Not everyone is a shallow fuck loof
54:00 <Liinda> if they put on weight, id want them to be healthy
55:00 <Liinda> but i wouldnt be turned off by them, unless they were so fat the couldnt walk or see their own penis
55:00 <Loof> well if she had one she couldn't see it
55:00 <partay> id tap faux
55:00 <Liinda> then you shold be supportive and help her lose weight
55:00 <Loof> i have fucking tried and tried
56:00 <]\^alienated_Romeo> i find sex to be disruptive
56:00 <Loof> it's been 10 years and i give up
56:00 <Liinda> Is she depressed Loof?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> if it's that much of an issue stop spending money on gadgets and go to a hooker
56:00 <Loof> no she's just obsessed with cooking and food
56:00 <faux> ..
56:00 <TheRiddler> you only care about getting high ]\^alienated_Romeo
56:00 <Liinda> Does she use food as an outlet for her depression?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> food addiction is usually related to depression
57:00 <Loof> she has manic depression it's not depression
57:00 <]\^alienated_Romeo> TheRiddler very true
57:00 <partay> manic depression is bi polar 
57:00 <TheRiddler> so stfu
57:00 <Liinda> hmmm
57:00 <Loof> she has bipolar 
57:00 <Liinda> that wouldnt help hey
57:00 <Maurice> Can she cook for all of us
57:00 <Bastardly_One> bipolar is awesome when you're on the manic part
57:00 <]\^alienated_Romeo> Liinda did you gv to work today?
57:00 <TheRiddler> just get her a job at a kitchen
58:00 <Maurice> Is that a no
58:00 <Liinda> Maybe she doesnt think she has anything to lose weight for
58:00 <Bastardly_One> the crash hurts though
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll put that a better way ... the highs are good
59:00 <faux> Just shut up
59:00 <Bastardly_One> but when you come off one to the other part the crash is hard
59:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
00:00 <faux> You either talk absolute shit or just repeat everything people say
00:00 <Loof> for my next wife i want a skinny stoner instead of a fat food addict
00:00 <Loof> soon as zac is old enough to handle a divorce
00:00 <partay> lol
00:00 <]\^alienated_Romeo> no one should shut up were here to talk about shit
00:00 <Loof> fuck em
00:00 <Loof> thanks tho romeo :)
01:00 <partay> Loof youre not exactly brad pitt 
01:00 <faux> Lol no one told loof shut up. 
01:00 <faux> Was telling b1 to cram it cos he's so fucking cringeworthy
01:00 <TheRiddler> so in 18yrs time
01:00 <Loof> god i have so much weed in this bowl
01:00 <amelia> shut up
02:00 <Liinda> does ur mrs bake u goodies for when ur high?
02:00 <Loof> she's always forcing me to eat
02:00 <Loof> i cbf
02:00 <Liinda> maybe shes trying to poison you with her food
02:00 <Loof> coffee is as good as food
02:00 <Loof> could be lol
02:00 <Liinda> haha nawh jokes
02:00 <Serenity> if you smoke enough you dont get munchies anyway
03:00 <Liinda> yeah true Serenity
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof gets hyper stoned ... tends to take away the munchies
03:00 <Loof> i never get munchies any more
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and acts as an appetite suppresant
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I never get the munchies ... soon as I'm straight I want tonnes of food
04:00 <Loof> i've smoked 3 grams today lol
04:00 <Loof> and i'm about to chop up again
04:00 <Loof> this bowl is full of nuggets
05:00 <]\^alienated_Romeo> Liinda how does your hair look like today?
05:00 <]\^alienated_Romeo> golden nuggets?
05:00 <Liinda> like a lion, RAWRRRRRR
05:00 <]\^alienated_Romeo> loof....
05:00 <]\^alienated_Romeo> cool Liinda
05:00 <Liinda> not really
05:00 <]\^alienated_Romeo> mmms
06:00 <Loof> she means she has dangleberries like a lion
06:00 <]\^alienated_Romeo> ah i c
06:00 <Loof> google dangleberries
07:00 <]\^alienated_Romeo> i won't be googling anything tonight
07:00 <Loof> k
07:00 <]\^alienated_Romeo> :)
09:00 <couleurs> ]\^alienated_Romeo drink anything good today?
09:00 <Loof> i wanna go to Bastardly_One's funeral just to scream out FATALITY!!!
09:00 <]\^alienated_Romeo> yeah heaps of stufff
09:00 <]\^alienated_Romeo> red bull, long macciato and short maciato
10:00 <couleurs> who's long macciato and short maciato are they your cousins
10:00 <]\^alienated_Romeo> 1 beer
10:00 <couleurs> sweet nicknames
10:00 <]\^alienated_Romeo> lol
10:00 <]\^alienated_Romeo> it's a type of coffee 
11:00 <couleurs> FaNcY
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like a long black!
12:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
13:00 <faux> Long black dix
14:00 <Liinda> to stir the coffee
15:00 <smashmouse> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4qQUAlEuCs
15:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Immortal Technique - The Martyr (2011) Full Album Views: 538,950 Uploader: bagels666 Uploaded: Mar 2, 2013 Duration: 64m9s Rating: 4.79
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> yus!
34:00 <]\^alienated_Romeo> hot as hell up in this bitch
34:00 <Clarkson> this is gay i dont speak italian lol Picard i realised this italian dude on fb is a poofter
34:00 <Doodle> faux said dix
35:00 <Serenity> lel
35:00 <Liinda> lol this killed me yesterday
35:00 <Liinda> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnH1dhq02hM
35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Outtake: Grant Denyer gets the giggles! - Family Feud Australia Views: 375 Uploader: FamilyFeudAU Uploaded: Jul 13, 2015 Duration: 2m33s Rating: 5.00
36:00 <Doodle> i also died yesterday
36:00 <Liinda> welcome back Doodle
37:00 <Doodle> ty
37:00 <Doodle> i'm ok now
38:00 <Doodle> just applied for me old job
38:00 <Liinda> oooh wish u all the best with it 
38:00 <Doodle> ta very much
38:00 <amelia> i hope dey push you in mud
38:00 <amelia> (:
38:00 <Doodle> noooo
38:00 <Doodle> dy wub me
38:00 <Doodle> dey
38:00 <amelia> mudmudmudmudmudmudmudmudmud
39:00 <Doodle> ur so mean 2 me
39:00 <amelia> i kno
39:00 <Doodle> its ok
39:00 <Doodle> i'm into that
39:00 <amelia> and I'm not sure why ahahah
39:00 <Doodle> everyone likes to flog the Doodle
40:00 <amelia> AHAHA
44:00 <Doodle> me irl: https://www.facebook.com/690339834406725/videos/828537720586935/
45:00 <doctor> my cat was being playful today but I just yelled at him because he was rolling around in dirt and an old dog bone
45:00 <doctor> then he wanted to sleep on my bed - wasn't going to happen
45:00 <Doodle> yeah i hate it when they come in all covered in fuck knows what
45:00 <faux> Semen
46:00 <Doodle> nah its not semen
46:00 <faux> Pics
46:00 <Doodle> like spider webs
46:00 <Doodle> and dirt
46:00 <Doodle> and rain
46:00 <faux> Oh
46:00 <faux> Cool
46:00 <Doodle> and grass
46:00 <faux> Brb poo0
46:00 <Clarkson> maybe shes just shit
46:00 <Doodle> lol
46:00 <faux> Lmao clarkson 
46:00 <Clarkson> up the ass
46:00 <Doodle> let her poo first
46:00 <Doodle> jeez
48:00 <Serenity> lol
49:00 <amelia> she gon be ages
49:00 <partay> i bet faux is a double flush pooer 
50:00 <amelia> aint no doubt
50:00 <Liinda> long poos need extra flushing motivation
51:00 <]\^alienated_Romeo> focus in
51:00 <Doodle> :/
51:00 <Doodle> ok you've all killed my boner bai
52:00 <Liinda> :(
52:00 <Liinda> and i didnt even say walrus
54:00 <fawks> rofl
54:00 <fawks> u guys r gros
54:00 <simba> walrus cum
55:00 <mrdangler> u r gros
55:00 <amelia> you took soso long
56:00 <amelia> i fought it got stuck :(
56:00 <amelia> ok gross stop mang
56:00 <Liinda> lol
56:00 <partay> she had to clean the glass table after 
56:00 <amelia> OHHHHHH
56:00 <fawks> LOL
56:00 <fawks> i made tea ok
57:00 <fawks> n got a boiled eggy
57:00 <Liinda> mmm egg
57:00 <partay> anyway Doodle you're in charge 
57:00 <fawks> lol
57:00 <fawks> lordy
57:00 <anotherirc3r> simbyyyyy
58:00 <fawks> erkh
58:00 <Serenity> *cough*
59:00 <fawks> r u ok
59:00 <Serenity> i dunno tbh lol
59:00 <Serenity> this cough sucks
00:00 <fawks> get paul to punch you n the throat
00:00 <fawks> or not g
01:00 <Serenity> punch in the back might help
01:00 <Serenity> iunno
01:00 <Serenity> and ive lost 3 tubes of lip balm today wtff
03:00 <Liinda> Night all xoxo
04:00 <]\^alienated_Romeo> cya
04:00 <]\^alienated_Romeo> :)
04:00 <mrdangler> forksssssssssssss
10:00 <faux> Hey dangler 
10:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
10:00 <faux> I'm glad you took my nickname suggestion into consideration and changed your nick 
10:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who
10:00 <faux> mrdangler
10:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ppl in here seem to like pong
12:00 <mrdangler> lol
16:00 <]\^alienated_Romeo> the rapid state of decay of material
17:00 <Bastardly_One> riiiiiiiiiiiiight
20:00 <Serenity> riiiiiight
21:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 degrees
21:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder I'm cold
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah!
23:00 <Serenity> not sure what it is here tonight but it feels warmer than it has been
23:00 <doctor> must just be you, it's still quite cold
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey nightowl
23:00 <Serenity> 12.5 here
23:00 <Serenity> heaps warmer than last night
24:00 <doctor> yeah, anything bellow 18 is too cold for me
24:00 <Bastardly_One> 12.5 would be alright
25:00 <Serenity> haha though im thinking we had the heater on for like two days straight so the house is holding the warm
25:00 <Serenity> double brick ftw
25:00 <NightOwl1> Ello KK, how're you?
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah cold, you?
25:00 <NightOwl1> Yes a little on the chilly side.
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice… we have a glass slide door… so it sucks!
26:00 <fawks> Yes a little on the chilly side.
26:00 <Serenity> 9:30 and im ready for bed
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice! lol
27:00 <fawks> me 2
27:00 <fawks> lets go
27:00 <Serenity> kk lets go
28:00 <doctor> ninis
29:00 <obliterati> yep the rapid state of decay of material
31:00 <Serenity> i saw marshmallows today i swear were half the size of a coffee cup
31:00 <Serenity> fkn huge
31:00 <Bastardly_One> someone is exagerating hmmmmmmmmmmmm?
35:00 <obliterati> fish and chips
35:00 <Serenity> nope
35:00 <obliterati> fuck im hungry
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking of huge….
35:00 <Serenity> legit half the size of a coffee cup
36:00 <Serenity> they were called american mallows
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have to be in the mood for mashmallows
36:00 <Bastardly_One> oh US stuff
36:00 <obliterati> what about fish and chips?
36:00 <Serenity> who cares
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you surely must get all that US stuff because of the naval base 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> we get none of that shit 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> or I just don't see it
37:00 <Clarkson> I know ... the shits
37:00 <Serenity> no idea
37:00 <Serenity> but the iga up the rd has cartons of dr pepper hnngg
37:00 <Bastardly_One> pass
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> So…. there are two awesome job positions available…. one is working with sex workers the other is at the supervised injecting centre
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i might apply… 
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> dr pepper *vomit*
38:00 <Serenity> pfff
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd prefer sprite
39:00 <Serenity> yuck i hate lemonade
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's da best
40:00 <Serenity> real lemonadr from lemons is nom
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> i tried lemon, lemongrass and green tea tonight
41:00 <Doodle> milk milk lemonade
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> was actually ok
41:00 <mrdangler> boobs
42:00 <Serenity> mm i should make tea
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah tea would be good right about now
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> then bed
47:00 <Maurice> Bloody old people
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> i am
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need to warm up with some kind of industrial sized heater
49:00 <Serenity> i have creme brulee tea. its pre amazing
50:00 <Bastardly_One> the strongest tea I've ever had is that Dilmah extra strong shit
50:00 <Bastardly_One> steep that for about 5 mins
50:00 <Bastardly_One> put a decent amount of sugar in it 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's like what I imagine a coffee rush must feel like
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh it's the best tea ever!
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> dilmah is good too
52:00 <Serenity> you dont put sugar in tea you heathen
54:00 <Bastardly_One> how good is that extra strength kate?
54:00 <Serenity> i have t2 tea
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you do ... re: sugar
54:00 <Serenity> no way
54:00 <Serenity> and no teabags
55:00 <Bastardly_One> people that leave in teabags are fucked
55:00 <Bastardly_One> totally agree 
55:00 <Serenity> i dont use teabags
56:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, I hate straining
56:00 <Serenity> my teaspot has an infuser
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i haven't had the extra strength one
57:00 <AvocadoTaco> Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased and he breaks into the professors lab and makes some LSD peaks freaks and eats the skippers brains then beats ginger with coconuts as Mr Howell and Lovely burn alive inside their grass hut
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe i have, but i haven't drank tea in a while….. well regularly 
57:00 <Serenity> .
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've been going through my caramel latte phase
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> cos i'm a hipster, yo!
58:00 <Serenity> god i love coffee
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya, i enjoy it….
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i get a weak coffee… so like 1 shot 
59:00 <Serenity> i cant have it often it makes me anxious
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck 2 - 3 shots… :|
59:00 <Serenity> but when i do hnngg
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> decaf 
59:00 <Serenity> id rather go without lol
59:00 <Serenity> decaf is vomit
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> or… i saw at maccas the other day… 1/4 strength
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was like - awesome! i don't feel so pretentious :P
Search this day's buffer: