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07:20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yay for the drinking fairy showing up early :d
10:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> bonjour bitches
10:20:00 <StrykerX> No.
10:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> no what?
10:21:00 <StrykerX> No.
10:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
10:21:00 <StrykerX> Just no.
10:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> um… ok then
10:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> weirdo
10:22:00 <StrykerX> :>
10:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
11:38:00 <faux> Lmao
11:45:00 <Doodle> http://i.imgur.com/XcjK2qd.jpg
12:05:00 <ShadowLurker> fucking time wasters at court
12:05:00 <ShadowLurker> blah blah blah talk talk talk
12:21:00 <ShadowLurker> clarky you cunt
13:42:00 <Cadava> i am here
14:32:00 <Doodle> beep
14:33:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11059383_991667007534821_52438889118151938_n.jpg?oh=264e64200ca337223f723bc0a48d2f50&oe=561423BE&__gda__=1443832885_c9801d5891e45c084ee3cf70b4f56f81
14:33:00 <Doodle> zlyf
14:33:00 <TheRon> did you fuck her?
14:33:00 <Doodle> lol its not my car
14:34:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11694026_405828559620251_1422061258505238255_n.jpg?oh=0c1b7973f4d9b6f8b6d48a90eba20be6&oe=56278DA0
14:34:00 <TheRon> kind of wasn't my question
14:34:00 <Doodle> no, i did not
14:35:00 <TheRon> if you really really squint there's a car in that pic
14:35:00 <Doodle> yeah lol
14:35:00 <Doodle> the other 350z guys are all how come the interior isnt all scratched up like mine
14:35:00 <Doodle> missing the point
14:47:00 <TheRon> give it away give it away give it away now
14:56:00 <faux> WHERE THE HECK IS CLARKSON
14:56:00 <StrykerX> He ragequit.
14:57:00 <faux> Bring him back u cum fiend
14:57:00 <TheRon> jeremy clarkson?
14:58:00 <Serenity> ty serenity
14:58:00 <Serenity> np
14:59:00 <TheRon> serenity was it good for you?
15:00:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
15:01:00 <StrykerX> Did you just thank.. Yourself?
15:01:00 <Doodle> yes
15:02:00 <TheRon> i can only think of one reason to thank yourself
15:02:00 <Serenity> yes and youre all thick as shit honestly
15:02:00 <Clarkson> heard that was shit :(
15:02:00 <Serenity> faux asked for the bot
15:02:00 <Serenity> it joined
15:03:00 <TheRon> might nake some tuna casserole for tea
15:05:00 <British^Meat> Phew! what a ride, tis chilly out
15:05:00 <British^Meat> greets melbournites
15:05:00 <British^Meat> TheRiddler, i wish to see your amiibo collection, tell me, are they on show?
15:08:00 <TheRon> how about those bombers
15:09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fap fap fap...... ok im done
15:09:00 <TheRon> goto sleep mode?
15:11:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpt1/t31.0-8/11147229_10205195455779593_6698356542615919674_o.jpg
15:11:00 <Doodle> h8 u rain
15:11:00 <TheRon> oh no the car might get dirty
15:12:00 <Doodle> i know right
15:13:00 <StrykerX> Why'd you only half paint your fence?
15:13:00 <Doodle> its not my fence
15:13:00 <TheRon> he's no karate kid
15:13:00 <StrykerX> Oh right.
15:14:00 <Doodle> its not far from falling down completely
15:14:00 <StrykerX> Renting?
15:14:00 <Doodle> so no point painting it anyway
15:14:00 <Doodle> yeah
15:14:00 <StrykerX> Oh, free fence incoming!
15:14:00 <Doodle> its been fucked for 5 years so i wont hold my breath
15:16:00 <StrykerX> Reminds me of my old rental
15:16:00 <StrykerX> You could see thru the fence
15:16:00 <StrykerX> Landlord: "It's fine"
15:17:00 <StrykerX> Dog escaped every second day
15:17:00 <StrykerX> Landlord: "It's fine"
15:17:00 <StrykerX> Feckin jews..
15:18:00 <Doodle> lol
15:18:00 <Doodle> if i had a dog it would be long gone
15:28:00 <partay> Doodle can you send me some motivation
15:28:00 <TheRon> a nuce chick on a car?
15:28:00 <TheRon> nude
15:29:00 <Doodle> cant help you there
15:29:00 <Doodle> any nide chick on my car would get her ass kicked
15:29:00 <Doodle> *nude
15:29:00 <partay> Doodle youre doing it wrong
15:30:00 <Doodle> no way
15:30:00 <Doodle> aluminium bonnets bend easily
15:40:00 <ChorizoTaco> you pronounce aluminium wrong
15:40:00 <ChorizoTaco> its aluminium
15:44:00 <Doodle> its pronounced get your skanky ass off it
15:44:00 <TheRon> women need to know their place
15:45:00 <Bastardly_One> collared and leashed
15:45:00 <Doodle> lol
15:45:00 <Bastardly_One> and in this city never allowed out of the house
15:45:00 <Bastardly_One> colder it gets the uglier they get
15:45:00 <StrykerX> Yes.
15:45:00 <StrykerX> Their place.
15:45:00 <StrykerX> The kitchen.
15:47:00 <TheRon> why did the woman cross the road
15:47:00 <TheRon> not the point, what was she doing out of the kitchen
15:47:00 <StrykerX> Hahahaha
15:47:00 <ChorizoTaco> we built this city
15:48:00 <TheRon> how many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
15:48:00 <TheRon> none, they can do dishes in the dark
15:49:00 <TheRon> hello, ladies!!
15:54:00 <ShadowLurker> https://41.media.tumblr.com/32391fdf46f8cb7fe490b6e2d6469b47/tumblr_noz4j7oI5T1u61v82o1_400.jpg
15:54:00 <TheRon> nice!
15:55:00 <partay> nn
15:55:00 <StrykerX> Nice
15:55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wait what
16:01:00 <British^Meat> nipple :)
16:02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> mmmm nipple :D
16:04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> that reminds me.... time to go chow down on my missus one :D
16:04:00 <partay> lol
16:07:00 <Bastardly_One> now that is enough to put you off sex for life
16:07:00 <Clarkson> her tits are fake
16:08:00 <Bastardly_One> the thought of Snoops and his wife having sex
16:09:00 <TheRon> i'm imaging a donkey and a trapeze over a grand piano
16:13:00 <TheRon> the ballet? thats the bear in the little car right?
16:14:00 <partay> yes
16:14:00 <TheRon> phew
16:17:00 <TheRiddler> http://agar.io/
16:17:00 <TheRiddler> the newest craze
16:17:00 <TheRon> wasting food?
16:18:00 <British^Meat> what is dat?
16:19:00 <partay> http://my.ign.com/atari/missile-command
16:19:00 <partay> agar is cool
16:20:00 <TheRon> beer is cool
16:21:00 <BlackDevil> TheRon http://explosm.net/comics/3979/
16:22:00 <TheRon> looks painful
16:23:00 <British^Meat> needs more lasers TheRiddler :)
16:23:00 <TheRiddler> it's a game
16:24:00 <TheRon> scott camporeale the new coach of adelaide
16:24:00 <TheRon> john worsfold the director of coaching
16:29:00 <British^Meat> yer i played a few rounds, i had no idea what was going on :)
16:29:00 <British^Meat> but i avoided things as best i could
16:30:00 <British^Meat> i wish to see your amiibo collection :|
16:30:00 <TheRon> porn collection?
16:34:00 <partay> does everyone think sg-splode should come back to IRC ?
16:35:00 <TheRon> angie, angie when will all those clouds all disappear
16:37:00 <British^Meat> is that the guy that with EVERY post he was trying to be some kind of funny old man?
16:38:00 <partay> not necessarily
16:38:00 <partay> more quirky than trying to be funny
16:39:00 <British^Meat> him or countshagula or something
16:39:00 <British^Meat> but like EVERY line was trying to be funny
16:39:00 <British^Meat> i found it annoying :/
16:39:00 <British^Meat> who was that guy who shave everything but his neck once?
16:40:00 <partay> ummmm?
16:40:00 <StrykerX> Romperstomper?
16:40:00 <TheRon> is that guy who used to talk about getting poontang all the time?
16:40:00 <British^Meat> this dude, the one who was always trying to be funny, shaved everything but his neck once
16:40:00 <British^Meat> thats all i remember :/
16:40:00 <British^Meat> nah it wasnt that romperweirdo
16:41:00 <partay> hahaha romper
16:41:00 <partay> i had a beer with rom[er
16:41:00 <partay> romper
16:41:00 <partay> he was alright
16:41:00 <partay> all talk
16:42:00 <partay> dare i say it... normal
16:43:00 <TheRon> by irc standards?
16:43:00 <partay> irc has no standards
16:43:00 <TheRon> my mistake
16:43:00 <partay> im talking normal societial
16:44:00 <TheRon> i have social anxiety so i drink
16:44:00 <BlackDevil> big crash at daytona
16:44:00 <partay> so public speaking isnt your forte TheRon
16:45:00 <TheRon> nope
16:45:00 <TheRon> drunk kareoke is though
16:47:00 <TheRon> u2 - sometimes you can't make it on your own
16:52:00 <TheRon> we are the champions, we are the champions, no time for losers 'cause we are champions of the world
17:06:00 <TheRon> this guns for hire, even if we're just dancing in the dark
17:07:00 <faux> Is clarky back yet
17:07:00 <Clarkson> what'd you say? nothing and I'm not talking about shit in here ... but shit needs to sorting out
17:07:00 <faux> YAY
17:07:00 <faux> Wb clarkson
17:07:00 <Clarkson> bring it around trilogy style, back to the beginning, since speed 2 sucked ass
17:11:00 <Clarkson> all this hd shit and reel to reel is analogue
17:11:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Reel 2 Real - I Like To Move It.mp3 (3.46MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:46)
17:12:00 <faux> Wtf
17:12:00 <Doodle> r u jls
17:12:00 <Doodle> hot
17:12:00 <British^Meat> ack
17:13:00 <Maurice> I really need to pack but cbf
17:13:00 <TheRon> pm dawn?
17:13:00 <Doodle> take out the bins?
17:14:00 <Doodle> @mp3 P.M. Dawn - Intro.mp3 (0.77MB 128kbps Stereo 0:50)
17:14:00 <Doodle> @mp3 P.M. Dawn - Beyond Infinite Affections.mp3 (3.87MB 128kbps Stereo 4:13)
17:14:00 <Doodle> @mp3 P.M. Dawn - When It's Raining Cats And Dogs.mp3 (5.13MB 128kbps Stereo 5:36)
17:14:00 <Doodle> @mp3 P.M. Dawn - The Nocturnal Is In The House.mp3 (3.98MB 128kbps Stereo 4:20)
17:14:00 <Doodle> etc
17:14:00 <Bastardly_One> calm down over there lady!
17:14:00 <Maurice> I need to pack for my move into Doodles pants
17:14:00 <Doodle> oer
17:14:00 <TheRon> hello!
17:14:00 <Doodle> um
17:15:00 <TheRon> in like flint is mt favourite movie
17:15:00 <Doodle> you're not bringing your kids are you Maurice??
17:15:00 <Maurice> Hell no
17:15:00 <Maurice> I don't share pants space
17:15:00 <Doodle> phew
17:15:00 <Doodle> meet you in the prayer room at tulla
17:16:00 <TheRon> it's a nice day for a white wedding
17:16:00 <Maurice> Should I bring my bible
17:16:00 <Maurice> We can make joints out of the pages
17:16:00 <Doodle> yes
17:16:00 <Doodle> lets do that
17:17:00 <TheRon> smoking joints in harmony
17:54:00 <TheRon> look in my eyes what do you see, the cult of personality
18:00:00 <TheRon> on a hot summers night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses
18:09:00 <Bastardly_One> no
18:10:00 <TheRon> take a load off annie, take a load for free
19:04:00 <Sui> blagha
19:06:00 <Sui> o/
19:16:00 <MrMark> booo
20:04:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11698578_10206518267142934_6163746180431315259_n.jpg?oh=2f0ef1f91441e7e28222407d07804e95&oe=5612586D
20:04:00 <Doodle> me irl
20:05:00 <amsy> lmao
20:06:00 <Doodle> hai amsypoos
20:06:00 <faux> Looooll
20:06:00 <Doodle> hai fauxypoos
20:06:00 <faux> hi
20:06:00 <faux> Dewdel
20:06:00 <faux> Poos
20:06:00 <Doodle> me-e-poos
20:06:00 <faux> Doodleypoos
20:06:00 <Doodle> whirlywhirlywhirly
20:07:00 <Doodle> drove through a puddle today
20:07:00 <Doodle> i'm ok now tho
20:08:00 <faux> Lol
20:09:00 <Doodle> MsBellyjean
20:09:00 <partay> i need to buy myself a present
20:09:00 <MsJellybean> Hey
20:10:00 <partay> MsJellybean what coincidence... my nick name is jellybean too...... cos i can cum in 6 different flavours
20:11:00 <MsJellybean> Only 6? Lol
20:11:00 <Doodle> ewwww
20:11:00 <Doodle> and theyre all foul i bet
20:11:00 <Doodle> like pink jellybeans
20:11:00 <Doodle> wtf is that shit
20:11:00 <Doodle> perfume?
20:12:00 <aliasd> Does anyone know any good Victorian blogs to read?
20:12:00 <BenCox> nope
20:12:00 <BenCox> maybe google "Victorian Blogs"
20:12:00 <Doodle> from the victorian era?
20:13:00 <partay> or just have a bong and forget abut it
20:13:00 <Doodle> eeee
20:13:00 <BenCox> or a wank
20:13:00 <Clarkson> like it's been one retard every hour
20:13:00 <Doodle> lol
20:13:00 <Doodle> y not both
20:14:00 <Doodle> speaking of retards
20:15:00 <Liinda> Walrus
20:15:00 <Doodle> .
20:15:00 <Liinda> ..
20:15:00 <Doodle> (_(_)XXXXD~
20:15:00 <Liinda> lol is that a retracting penis?
20:15:00 <Doodle> concertina stylez
20:15:00 <Liinda> noice
20:16:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wusGIl3v044
20:16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Gimme Pizza Slow Views: 5,864,691 Uploader: philipmserious Uploaded: Sep 22, 2010 Duration: 3m42s Rating: 4.85
20:16:00 <TheRiddler> hai Liinda
20:16:00 <Liinda> heys TheRiddler!
20:17:00 <amsy> lollllll ash
20:17:00 <TheRiddler> they just did a youtubers react to this
20:19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:19:00 <TheRiddler> hai amelia
20:20:00 <amelia> rawrr hai
20:21:00 <TheRiddler> how are you?
20:22:00 <Doodle> good thx
20:22:00 <aliasd> BenCox, google is difficult when it comes to finding stuff like this
20:23:00 <aliasd> Doodle, VIC
20:23:00 <aliasd> :P
20:25:00 <Doodle> just google 'boring blog about some shithole where nothing interesting happens'
20:25:00 <BenCox> yeah
20:30:00 <TheRiddler> tonight on today tonight
20:30:00 <TheRiddler> holden lemons
20:30:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:31:00 <Doodle> so all of them?
20:32:00 <TheRiddler> probably
20:32:00 <TheRiddler> I'm waiting for the monday lotto
20:33:00 <BenCox> people still do that
20:33:00 <BenCox> ?
20:33:00 <Doodle> imagine all the plastic figurines you could buy if you won
20:33:00 <TheRiddler> exactly
20:33:00 <TheRiddler> also new computer
20:34:00 <Zade> and a new holden car
20:34:00 <BenCox> I get a new PC every two years anyway
20:34:00 <TheRiddler> I alternate between pc n laptop
20:35:00 <TheRiddler> laptop was about 2 years ago
20:35:00 <TheRiddler> so pc this time
20:35:00 <TheRiddler> because it was like 5yrs since I got it
20:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> bonjour bitches
20:36:00 <TheRiddler> "my car is a craptiva"
20:36:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01
20:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai, sup?
20:36:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Robyn-Konichiwa Bitches.mp3 (5.97MB 128kbps Stereo 6:31)
20:36:00 <TheRiddler> waiting for lotto
20:37:00 <TheRiddler> you?
20:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> avoiding family and being antisocial lol
20:37:00 <TheRiddler> lol ok
20:37:00 <Loof> yawn
20:38:00 <Liinda> Hai loof
20:38:00 <Loof> hey
20:38:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11703156_10206518242102308_19052486192390581_n.jpg?oh=df9c8a741666f7554f02a4479f0ebaf2&oe=5626D385
20:38:00 <Doodle> 4 d laydeez
20:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> ranks doodle
20:38:00 <Doodle> lol
20:39:00 <Liinda> im going to print that out and play finger puppets with it
20:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> fanks*
20:39:00 <Doodle> i bet
20:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:39:00 <Doodle> 'fingering puppets'
20:39:00 <Liinda> good idea
20:39:00 <Liinda> hai Picard
20:39:00 <Doodle> ;)
20:39:00 <Picard> hey Liinda
20:39:00 <Loof> Picard would come in when there's cock picks
20:39:00 <Clarkson> I bet he has shit weed
20:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
20:39:00 <Doodle> yeah i bet
20:39:00 <faux> Clarky
20:39:00 <Clarkson> uh uh it's windy and shit
20:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> please feel free to send me cock pics
20:40:00 <TheRiddler> you were right doodle
20:40:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle's answer for the next hour
20:40:00 <TheRiddler> it's all of them
20:40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:40:00 <Bastardly_One> variations of I bet
20:40:00 <Doodle> haha
20:40:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 dont encourage pictard
20:40:00 <Doodle> no doubt
20:40:00 <Doodle> for sure
20:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, peeps under 40
20:40:00 <Doodle> indeed
20:40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:40:00 <Liinda> fo sho
20:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:41:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 you've alreasy seen my peen
20:41:00 <faux> Has anyone not seen ur peen
20:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> have i?
20:41:00 <Liinda> pics partay
20:41:00 <faux> U and doodles peen have done teh rounds
20:41:00 <Doodle> hey
20:41:00 <Doodle> now
20:41:00 <Doodle> then
20:41:00 <faux> Hha
20:42:00 <faux> Haha*
20:42:00 <Loof> kate spanks her bean to it every night, don't believe her
20:42:00 <Doodle> i always wore a condom when i shared my knob
20:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> phew!
20:42:00 <Picard> Doodle has many diseasez
20:42:00 <Picard> -z
20:42:00 <Doodle> neg
20:42:00 <Picard> s
20:42:00 <faux> diseasez
20:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> you'd be one of the few round ere doodle
20:42:00 <Liinda> u need raincoats in this weather
20:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> respect
20:42:00 <Doodle> lol
20:42:00 <Loof> i just don't share my doodle period
20:43:00 <Doodle> i was talking figuratively
20:43:00 <Picard> fuck up faux, its not like u are perfect and never make a typo
20:43:00 <faux> Ew doodle period
20:43:00 <Doodle> irl fuck that shit
20:43:00 <partay> lol
20:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> errrr
20:43:00 <Doodle> knock em up move em along
20:43:00 <partay> but it's funny when someone bags you out pictard
20:43:00 <faux> Calm down Picard I laugh at my own typos
20:43:00 <faux> Angry turd
20:43:00 <Clarkson> not the junkie sluts of LA
20:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:43:00 <Picard> fuck u
20:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> good ol' clarky
20:43:00 <Clarkson> plivent, get off my dick dude.
20:43:00 <Liinda> ewwwww periods
20:43:00 <Doodle> lol
20:43:00 <TheRiddler> picard the racist
20:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO!
20:43:00 <stebie> that's not gentlemanly, Picard
20:44:00 <Picard> fuck off im racist
20:44:00 <Clarkson> fuck that apt shit
20:44:00 <Loof> Pigtard gtfo
20:44:00 <Picard> i hate all cunts equally
20:44:00 <Liinda> oi
20:44:00 <Liinda> im a good cunt
20:44:00 <Loof> Pigtard smells like anus
20:44:00 <TheRiddler> you called faux muslim
20:44:00 <Picard> Liinda i like u
20:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wear a cape - so i'm a super cunt!
20:44:00 <Picard> isnt she??
20:44:00 <faux> I slam u slam we all slam for islam
20:44:00 <Liinda> LMAO kate!
20:44:00 <stebie> lol faux
20:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
20:44:00 <Liinda> hahaha faux
20:44:00 <TheRiddler> lol faux
20:44:00 <Doodle> i wear a mask, so i'm a cunt that walks in the night
20:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
20:45:00 <Doodle> sllllp
20:45:00 <Liinda> darth vader doodle
20:45:00 <TheRiddler> that's like saying a black likes kfc
20:45:00 <faux> loll
20:45:00 <Doodle> lol
20:45:00 <Doodle> wacist
20:45:00 <faux> They so
20:45:00 <faux> Dp
20:45:00 <faux> Do
20:45:00 <faux> Fuck.
20:45:00 <TheRiddler> dats wacist
20:45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck, do it!
20:46:00 <faux> I can't wait til people get over coriander
20:46:00 <faux> - my 2 cents
20:46:00 <Doodle> lol wut
20:46:00 <Loof> faux will have a fatwa issued against her now
20:46:00 <Picard> y
20:46:00 <faux> A what
20:46:00 <Liinda> a fatwa?
20:46:00 <faux> Did u just call me fatwa
20:46:00 <stebie> a fatwad of cash
20:46:00 <Loof> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2562957/Muslim-leaders-issue-fatwa-against-living-MARS-no-righteous-reason-there.html
20:46:00 <Doodle> its like a ling wa but bigger
20:46:00 <Liinda> oh
20:46:00 <faux> Lmao
20:47:00 <faux> LOLOLOLOL
20:47:00 <TheRiddler> the metal utensil or the herb?
20:47:00 <Loof> it's a holy war against you
20:47:00 <Doodle> lol metal utensil
20:47:00 <Picard> ramadam
20:47:00 <faux> Isn't that a colander
20:47:00 <Doodle> thats a colander
20:47:00 <Doodle> hahahahahaa
20:47:00 <faux> Lmaoooo
20:47:00 <TheRiddler> oh
20:47:00 <faux> Ash
20:47:00 <stebie> LOL TheRiddler
20:47:00 <Doodle> omg
20:47:00 <TheRiddler> oops
20:47:00 <Doodle> dead
20:47:00 <faux> That was adorable
20:47:00 <Loof> can't believe faux doesn't know what a fatwa is
20:47:00 <Loof> it's arabic
20:47:00 <faux> I'm not Muslim u pea brains
20:47:00 <faux> Fuck
20:47:00 <faux> Lmao
20:47:00 <Picard> now shes an arab?
20:47:00 <Loof> still arab no?
20:48:00 <faux> So
20:48:00 <Picard> lebo
20:48:00 <Loof> i didn't say muslim shit stain
20:48:00 <faux> I don't know shit about the religion I was baptised into let alone another one
20:48:00 <Picard> wat religion are u
20:48:00 <stebie> lol
20:48:00 <faux> Hindu
20:48:00 <Picard> do u practice?
20:48:00 <faux> Ye
20:48:00 <Picard> fucken hindu lol
20:49:00 <stebie> really Picard?
20:49:00 <faux> Lol
20:49:00 <Picard> really?
20:49:00 <stebie> after she said "I don't know shit about the religion I was baptised into"
20:49:00 <Doodle> faux make me a curry?
20:49:00 <stebie> you ask if she practices...
20:49:00 <Liinda> lol
20:49:00 <faux> Ok
20:49:00 <Clarkson> im really more into tech side.. never been a fan of codeing as much especially after my comodore 64 and fucking tapes not saving your 9 hrs of work lol
20:49:00 <Doodle> lol ew
20:49:00 <Doodle> dude
20:49:00 <Picard> yes, well u can know fuck all about it but still attend church
20:49:00 <faux> Oh
20:49:00 <Doodle> wheres the pappadums
20:50:00 <faux> Das a curry in a hurry
20:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> woowhoooo
20:50:00 <faux> Pllp
20:50:00 <Doodle> its revolting without pappadums
20:50:00 <Loof> fucking pissed
20:50:00 <Liinda> naan breads are best
20:50:00 <faux> So Hindus go 2 church
20:50:00 <Picard> i went to a catholic school, went to church on a regular basis and i know fuck all about it
20:50:00 <Clarkson> I like to fuck every day every nigjt
20:50:00 <Doodle> or naan
20:50:00 <Doodle> w/evs
20:50:00 <faux> I went to an all girls Catholic school too
20:50:00 <Doodle> i'm not fussy
20:50:00 <Picard> other than its a huge fraud
20:50:00 <Doodle> jeez
20:50:00 <faux> I was religious til about 16
20:50:00 <Liinda> ur easy doodle?
20:50:00 <stebie> if you go to church under duress, i don't think that's what others would consider practicing
20:50:00 <Doodle> der
20:50:00 <TheRiddler> um picard
20:51:00 <TheRiddler> no you cant
20:51:00 <faux> Agreed stibbie
20:51:00 <Liinda> i believe jesus was a magician and mary n joseph had sex.. no immaculate conception
20:51:00 <faux> I had dairy cos that's how I was brought up
20:51:00 <faux> LOL
20:51:00 <faux> DAIRY
20:51:00 <faux> I meant faith
20:51:00 <Doodle> lolol
20:51:00 <faux> Rofl
20:51:00 <Picard> u had a cow?
20:51:00 <faux> And then I started questioning
20:51:00 <Bastardly_One> I love how all of the "middle east" is supposed to be muslim
20:51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:51:00 <faux> And was like wot
20:51:00 <Bastardly_One> where was the bible set spastics?
20:51:00 <stebie> Liinda, can joseph be a magician too?
20:51:00 <Loof> i didn't say muslim you cunt fucks
20:51:00 <Clarkson> [05:43:31] british meat is the dildo man
20:52:00 <TheRiddler> that works with hindu
20:52:00 <faux> Why did u put middle east in quotation marks
20:52:00 <faux> Lol
20:52:00 <Loof> so die in agony faux and b1
20:52:00 <faux> Like it's imaginary
20:52:00 <stebie> joseph: "for my next trick, i'll pull a baby out of a c*nt"
20:52:00 <Liinda> Watch Joseph pull a Jesus out of Mary's hooch?
20:52:00 <faux> Calm down loof
20:52:00 <Picard> jesus did exist, he was a gang leader who fucked hookers
20:52:00 <Doodle> cunt
20:52:00 <Zade> jesus is an E dealer at club Pacha in Ibiza
20:52:00 <Bastardly_One> no fuckin' idea why I did that actually
20:52:00 <Clarkson> they have a fucking brilliant book fair if that's your thing
20:52:00 <Doodle> its cunt stebie
20:52:00 <stebie> Liinda, yes!
20:52:00 <Loof> why you called me a pea brain
20:52:00 <Doodle> say it with me
20:52:00 <Loof> it's on
20:52:00 <faux> Lmaoo
20:52:00 <stebie> Doodle, get fucked cunt
20:52:00 <Clarkson> everyone whos watched porn is a terrorist HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
20:52:00 <faux> I call doodle worse
20:52:00 <stebie> <3
20:52:00 <Doodle> kekekkeke
20:52:00 <Doodle> she does
20:52:00 <faux> Rofl clarkson
20:52:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One because u are a spastic
20:52:00 <Clarkson> another weird cunt
20:52:00 <Loof> so what i don't have weed to deal
20:52:00 <Doodle> she calls me big boy
20:52:00 <Loof> now i just have to sit here stressed
20:52:00 <TheRiddler> faux you're a terrorist
20:52:00 <faux> Well don't take it out on me
20:52:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:53:00 <faux> Lighten up
20:53:00 <TheRiddler> you watch porn
20:53:00 <Loof> don't abuse me
20:53:00 <faux> How is pea brain abuse
20:53:00 <Loof> i didn't say you were muslim
20:53:00 <faux> Lol
20:53:00 <Liinda> hahaha stebie
20:53:00 <Loof> just thought you knew arabic
20:53:00 <faux> Excuse me
20:53:00 <Doodle> GET YOUR WHORE HANDS OFF HIM LIINDA
20:53:00 <stebie> :O
20:53:00 <Liinda> Look! No hands ;)
20:53:00 <Doodle> lol
20:53:00 <Loof> fuck
20:53:00 <Doodle> filth
20:53:00 <stebie> lol
20:53:00 <Liinda> hahaha
20:53:00 <faux> U linked a pic of 20383 women in hijabs the other day and asked me which one I was
20:53:00 <stebie> did Loof's mrs bust him?
20:53:00 <faux> Dammit
20:53:00 <TheRiddler> just lips
20:53:00 <faux> He ldft
20:53:00 <faux> Lmao
20:54:00 <TheRiddler> hijab to the face
20:54:00 <Picard> who is watching house rules?
20:54:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
20:54:00 <Doodle> i'm on irc
20:55:00 <Serenity> me2
20:55:00 <Doodle> watching irc
20:55:00 <MrMark> im not on irc
20:55:00 <Serenity> me2
20:55:00 <Liinda> creepy
20:55:00 <Picard> u cant multi task?
20:55:00 <MrMark> im just dreaming i am
20:55:00 <Liinda> most men cant
20:55:00 <TheRiddler> why watch such shit
20:55:00 <Clarkson> No, he talks shit ALL the time.
20:55:00 <Picard> im doung 3 things at once
20:55:00 <TheRiddler> he does Clarkson
20:55:00 <Clarkson> well fucking no shit
20:55:00 <TheRiddler> I was just agreeing Clarkson
20:55:00 <Clarkson> its all a fucking delusion
20:56:00 <TheRiddler> oh ok Clarkson
20:56:00 <Clarkson> what sorta sick fuck makes up rape stories
20:56:00 <Doodle> whoah
20:56:00 <Liinda> a sick fuck?
20:56:00 <Serenity> lol
20:56:00 <Picard> a very sick fuck
20:56:00 <TheRiddler> picard does Clarkson
20:56:00 <Clarkson> wouldnt be a cunt to business partners
20:56:00 <Doodle> rape stories
20:56:00 <Liinda> my mum used to call wrapping paper, raping paper
20:56:00 <Liinda> christmas was always fun
20:56:00 <Picard> lol
20:56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:56:00 <Doodle> haha
20:56:00 <Serenity> im watching this show called clarkson meets the neighbours
20:57:00 <Clarkson> fuck you talk crap
20:57:00 <Serenity> hes so young
20:57:00 <Picard> hope she never gave u a wrapped puppy
20:57:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
20:57:00 <Liinda> lol nah, she couldnt prnounce wrapping, she isnt a dickhead
20:57:00 <TheRiddler> too far picard
20:58:00 <Picard> "im raping the puppy before Liinda gets home, she cant see her present"
20:58:00 <TheRiddler> stahp
20:58:00 <Picard> TheRiddler u being alive is to far
20:58:00 <Liinda> hahahaha
20:58:00 <TheRiddler> yeah you being alive
20:59:00 <TheRiddler> is too far
20:59:00 <BenCox> Picard: TheRiddler will be alive long after you're dead too
20:59:00 <Picard> :P
20:59:00 <BenCox> ponder that for a moment
20:59:00 <Bastardly_One> stop being a fuckwit for just one minute
20:59:00 <Doodle> no
20:59:00 <Doodle> never
20:59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:59:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One i will when u stop being a pedo
20:59:00 <Doodle> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
20:59:00 <Picard> now back in your hole creep
21:00:00 <Doodle> Picard calling someone a pedo
21:00:00 <Bastardly_One> get some new lines porky
21:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> enjoying yourself doodle?
21:00:00 <Doodle> crazy
21:00:00 <Doodle> yes
21:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics?
21:00:00 <Picard> BenCox why is that, plenty of people die young
21:00:00 <Picard> lol @ calling me porky
21:00:00 <Picard> says it like i care lol
21:01:00 <MrMark> lookin sexy katatonic_kate01
21:01:00 <Serenity> picard with your rep on here I wouldn't be calling b1 a pedo
21:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
21:01:00 <BenCox> ^^^^^^
21:01:00 <Serenity> and by that i mean. stop fucking calling people pedos
21:01:00 <TheRiddler> ^
21:01:00 <Picard> lol Serenity
21:01:00 <TheRiddler> exactly
21:01:00 <Picard> my rep hey
21:01:00 <TheRiddler> that's our word for you
21:02:00 <TheRiddler> you cant use our words
21:02:00 <Serenity> yes youvr had it fornas long as ive been here
21:02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:02:00 <Doodle> loool
21:02:00 <Serenity> wooooooooop
21:02:00 <Serenity> woooooooooop
21:02:00 <Serenity> woooooooooooop
21:02:00 <Picard> im a little confused how showing my cock to a 19yo makes me a pedo
21:02:00 <TheRiddler> that's the sounds of the police
21:02:00 <TheRiddler> -s
21:02:00 <Doodle> dingding
21:02:00 <Doodle> wheel of fortune
21:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:02:00 <Doodle> etc
21:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
21:02:00 <Serenity> lol
21:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAMP BOW
21:03:00 <BenCox> <Picard> Bastardly_One why are u tryng to defend the fact i wanted to meet unique when she was 15
21:03:00 <BenCox> anyone remember that?
21:03:00 <Bastardly_One> [21:02] -Picard- need a tissue old man?
21:03:00 <Picard> i u typo lad
21:03:00 <Bastardly_One> for what do I need a tissue?
21:04:00 <Picard> its same ole same ole with u jimmy
21:04:00 <Osskkaarr> Fuck! Does this cunt learn.
21:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> 15 :|
21:04:00 <anotherirc3r> always exciting in here when Picard joins lol
21:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:05:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've no idea where he got that I wanted to meet anyone ... there were meets every weekend at that stage of this channel
21:05:00 <Serenity> look lets face facts its probably not very likely b1 and picard are fucking anyone let alone kids
21:05:00 <Clarkson> chunks of semen
21:05:00 <BenCox> Serenity: thank god for that
21:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yum!
21:05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:05:00 <Loof> Bastardly_One, dont come running to me for help again cunt if you're just going to turn on me a day later
21:05:00 <Clarkson> simba is the gay
21:05:00 <Loof> i remember all
21:06:00 <Loof> and faux you can die
21:06:00 <Picard> Serenity u have no idea, anyone can get laid with $250 in their wallet
21:06:00 <Bastardly_One> I will be for a couple of weeks ... oh wait an american isn't a person are they?
21:06:00 <BenCox> lol random loof rage
21:06:00 <StrykerX> [21:05] <Clarkson> simba is the gay
21:06:00 <Clarkson> wats yr tits size
21:06:00 <StrykerX> lolol
21:06:00 <anotherirc3r> whoa harsh
21:06:00 <Bastardly_One> what a fuckwit
21:06:00 <Serenity> that's not getting laid thats a freaking transaction
21:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:06:00 <Picard> still blows a load
21:06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol how is it a transation?
21:06:00 <Serenity> loof has o weed
21:06:00 <Serenity> no*
21:06:00 <anotherirc3r> ahhh
21:06:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One u wanted her to meet u when u lived in geelong
21:07:00 <Serenity> paying for sex is a transaction b1
21:07:00 <Serenity> keep up
21:07:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never lived in Geelong
21:07:00 <Picard> he doesnt get it
21:07:00 <Picard> if u dont pay is that rape?
21:07:00 <Serenity> do hookers give reciepts
21:07:00 <Picard> Serenity yes at some decent brothels u can get a reciept
21:07:00 <Serenity> lol ace
21:08:00 <Zade> and do they give refunds Picard?
21:08:00 <Picard> no zade, no often
21:08:00 <Doodle> tap n pay
21:08:00 <Doodle> keke
21:08:00 <Picard> choose carefully
21:08:00 <BenCox> Picard's wife wishes she could get a refund for Picard
21:08:00 <BenCox> even a trade-in would be good
21:08:00 <Serenity> wonder if you can claim itnas antax deduction
21:08:00 <Picard> nuh she loves me
21:08:00 <BenCox> Serenity: relaxation therapy
21:09:00 <Bastardly_One> is this the atm? *whack the card between her legs*
21:09:00 <BenCox> clearly a medical expensive
21:09:00 <Serenity> loool
21:09:00 <BenCox> expense*
21:09:00 <Picard> Serenity it comes under the entertainment budger
21:09:00 <Bastardly_One> he seems to know a lot about hookers
21:09:00 <Picard> i do Bastardly_One
21:09:00 <Osskkaarr> But it;s bullshit.
21:10:00 <Loof> you seem to know a lot about parenting for someone who abandoned their child as a toddler b1
21:10:00 <Picard> lol Loof
21:10:00 <Osskkaarr> O!
21:10:00 <Picard> Loof 1 Bastardly_One 0
21:10:00 <Zade> ouch
21:10:00 <Osskkaarr> That's gotta hurt.
21:10:00 <Loof> fucking dsp cheat
21:10:00 <Clarkson> [08:43:47] fucks me off that people only "change" after they experience it for themselves
21:10:00 <Picard> thats a kick to the balls
21:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
21:10:00 <TheRiddler> that's ok picard has 2 and he knows even less
21:10:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a nothing to me that comment
21:11:00 <Serenity> oiooiihhhhh
21:11:00 <Picard> there is another b1 in here>
21:11:00 <Picard> ?
21:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> is it my no giving a fuck or i'm tired and can't real follow?
21:11:00 <StrykingX> Speaking of pedos
21:11:00 <StrykingX> Sup Picard
21:11:00 <Bastardly_One> and Loof before you random rage the comment was directed as a general but yeah rage on
21:11:00 <Loof> lol
21:11:00 <Loof> burnt
21:11:00 <Osskkaarr> that pedo rep Picard... you will never get rid of it... sticks like mud!
21:12:00 <Picard> i care???
21:12:00 <Osskkaarr> oh you do.
21:12:00 <Picard> if u say so
21:12:00 <Osskkaarr> You only got yourself to blame.
21:12:00 <Picard> i do?
21:12:00 <Doodle> why are you all such losers
21:12:00 <Doodle> really
21:12:00 <Liinda> OI
21:12:00 <Doodle> what happened to you
21:12:00 <StrykingX> For hitting on teens
21:12:00 <StrykingX> When you're 40
21:12:00 <Loof> ew
21:13:00 <StrykingX> Massive pedo flag
21:13:00 <Picard> lol
21:13:00 <Loof> i wonder if he perves on his daughters friends
21:13:00 <Loof> probably films them in the shower
21:13:00 <Picard> 19 hardly makes me a ped
21:13:00 <Serenity> ewwww
21:13:00 <Picard> but u run with that StrykerX
21:13:00 <StrykingX> What about 15 yr old unique?
21:13:00 <Picard> btw hows ya kid, get that supervised visit last weekend
21:13:00 <StrykingX> Classic pedo.
21:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm wondering how he coaxed this 19 or 15 year old?
21:13:00 <Loof> that's so fucking bad
21:13:00 <Picard> what about 15yo unique?
21:14:00 <StrykingX> Trying to "catch up"
21:14:00 <Picard> katatonic_kate01 i showed my cock to bron, she was 19
21:14:00 <StrykingX> You were in your 30s at least
21:14:00 <StrykingX> Pedo.
21:14:00 <StrykingX> Simple.
21:14:00 <Picard> wtf are u on about?
21:14:00 <Loof> you should be ashamed pedtard
21:14:00 <Picard> bron was like 6 or 7 years ago, maybe more
21:15:00 <Serenity> im 28 it still never meet a 15 year old
21:15:00 <Picard> u cunts have the logs, check them
21:15:00 <Clarkson> i just play games and shit
21:15:00 <TheRiddler> same Clarkson
21:15:00 <Clarkson> stop dodging the question cunt
21:15:00 <StrykingX> BenCox pasted the log
21:15:00 <BenCox> Picard would happily meet up with 17 year old girls, because it's "legal"
21:15:00 <amsy> lol
21:15:00 <amsy> cute ash
21:15:00 <Picard> who is Clarkson talking to?
21:15:00 <Clarkson> Digerati fuck up cunt
21:15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:15:00 <BenCox> rofl digerati
21:15:00 <TheRiddler> ahahaha
21:15:00 <Loof> oh god i'm glad Digerati is history
21:16:00 <amsy> agreed
21:16:00 <amsy> why is he though?
21:16:00 <Loof> dunno
21:16:00 <Loof> death i hope
21:16:00 <Serenity> he rage quit
21:16:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he internally combusted
21:16:00 <amsy> lol
21:16:00 <BenCox> amsy: he left because he thought IRCops were hacking him
21:16:00 <Serenity> reckoned server admin was hackinh hin
21:16:00 <amsy> i see
21:16:00 <Serenity> ^^
21:16:00 <amsy> hes an idiot
21:16:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
21:16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:16:00 <Doodle> lol
21:16:00 <Bastardly_One> I must of missed that
21:16:00 <Serenity> yep
21:16:00 <Doodle> *must have
21:17:00 <amsy> thanks doodle
21:17:00 <Liinda> never spoke to digerati
21:17:00 <Doodle> yw
21:17:00 <TheRiddler> sounds related to shads
21:17:00 <Serenity> it was in syd
21:17:00 <TheRiddler> "norton zone alarm is a virus"
21:18:00 <TheRiddler> or was that digi again
21:18:00 <BenCox> that was digi
21:18:00 <Serenity> yuh
21:18:00 <BenCox> he was a mad conspiracy nut too
21:19:00 <amsy> just generally shit really...
21:20:00 <Picard> blacklist :P
21:20:00 <Serenity> he used to say weird shit to me all thw time "Its ok serenity one day you will see how the clock really works"
21:20:00 <Serenity> ok..
21:20:00 <BenCox> Serenity: look at the clock closely
21:20:00 <BenCox> it isn't what you think
21:21:00 <Serenity> hahah
21:21:00 <amsy> lol
21:23:00 <Liinda> sounds like a fruit cake
21:23:00 <Liinda> does he wrap his house in foil?
21:25:00 <xm> he claimed to have the same disease that Stephen Hawking has. but the thing is Hawking's mind is still sharp and sane, im not sure what excuse Digerati has for his madness
21:25:00 <Serenity> one day i joined and my bouncer buffer was 95% his lines
21:25:00 <Serenity> thats like 4 fucking pages of lines
21:25:00 <Clarkson> the wat the fuck ?
21:25:00 <xm> i liked his mars bars up the bum comment
21:25:00 <Liinda> mmm mars bars
21:25:00 <xm> on how to get out of conscription
21:25:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
21:25:00 <Serenity> i could go a mars bar
21:26:00 <Liinda> same
21:26:00 <TheRiddler> lol wtf
21:26:00 <TheRiddler> up the bum?
21:26:00 <Liinda> not up the bum tho
21:26:00 <TheRiddler> conscription for what?
21:26:00 <Serenity> noooo lol
21:26:00 <Serenity> war
21:27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:27:00 <Doodle> wtf
21:27:00 <TheRiddler> what was his logic behind that lol
21:27:00 <Serenity> i cant remember
21:27:00 <Serenity> im.nkt on my pc to check the kogs
21:27:00 <Serenity> logs
21:28:00 <TheRiddler> they'll probably send you to the looney bin instead
21:28:00 <StrykingX> Kogs
21:28:00 <Doodle> chek da kogz
21:33:00 <Picard> hrrmmm
21:33:00 <anotherirc3r> wb?
21:34:00 <Picard> ty
21:34:00 <Liinda> it's cuppa tea time
21:34:00 <Doodle> yes thanks
21:34:00 <Liinda> okies
21:34:00 <Doodle> no pubes in mine pls
21:34:00 <Liinda> but how will i stir it?
21:35:00 <Doodle> fenga papit
21:35:00 <Liinda> lol
21:35:00 <Serenity> looooool
21:39:00 <Picard> BenCox, he came back for you
21:40:00 <BenCox> you're the bi guy here, Picard
21:40:00 <BenCox> pretty sure you're keen for anything with anyone
21:40:00 <Doodle> nobody's safe
21:41:00 <Serenity> cheeeeesecaaakd
21:41:00 <Serenity> fuck i think im pmsinh
21:41:00 <Picard> lol
21:41:00 <Doodle> omg me too
21:41:00 <Picard> same
21:42:00 <Serenity> ur old men ur always pmsing
21:42:00 <Doodle> *penising
21:43:00 <Bastardly_One> I've just worked out Loof's real issue
21:43:00 <Bastardly_One> he's been married since 2002
21:43:00 <Picard> fuck u are a stalker cunt Bastardly_One
21:43:00 <Clarkson> your house is fucking dangerous though
21:43:00 <Bastardly_One> that would be 13 yrs of hell
21:43:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd know about stalkers piggy
21:43:00 <Picard> u sit silent and when he joins u start talking shit. get a fucking life u old cunt
21:44:00 <Serenity> arent u the one who posted b1s fb?
21:44:00 <Liinda> cannnnnnn yyou feeeeeeeeeeeellll the looooooooooooveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tonightttttttttttttttttttt
21:44:00 <Picard> me?
21:44:00 <Picard> wtf
21:44:00 <Doodle> lol
21:44:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
21:44:00 <Doodle> elton liinda
21:44:00 <Bastardly_One> he's projecting
21:44:00 <Picard> i never posted the old cunts facebook
21:44:00 <Clarkson> and your ass spills out with maggots
21:44:00 <Doodle> ewww
21:44:00 <Liinda> i prefer to think of it as lion king and not elton
21:44:00 <Serenity> im pre sure it was u
21:45:00 <Picard> im pretty sure u are wrong
21:45:00 <Doodle> rarrr
21:45:00 <Liinda> Elton is a weird name hey
21:45:00 <Picard> not for a gay man
21:45:00 <Doodle> well
21:45:00 <Liinda> Does anyone know an Elton?
21:45:00 <Doodle> he is weird
21:45:00 <Serenity> nope
21:45:00 <Liinda> Cecil is more common
21:45:00 <Doodle> cyril
21:45:00 <amsy> his last name is kinda ordinary
21:45:00 <Liinda> Yeah true
21:45:00 <amsy> so elton works
21:46:00 <amsy> haha
21:46:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Elton John - I'm Still Standing.mp3 (2.76MB 128kbps Stereo 3:01)
21:46:00 <Serenity> i like him
21:46:00 <amsy> me too
21:46:00 <Doodle> me too but i wouldnt fuck him
21:47:00 <Liinda> he is talented music wise
21:47:00 <Doodle> i hear he plays a mean skin flute
21:47:00 <amsy> lol
21:47:00 <Picard> lol
21:47:00 <Liinda> lol yuck
21:48:00 <Doodle> toot toot
21:48:00 <Liinda> does he pull the skin back to reach the high notes?
21:48:00 <Picard> eeewwwwwwwwwwww
21:48:00 <Liinda> hehe
21:48:00 <Doodle> lolllllllllllllllllll
21:48:00 <amsy> Liinda.....
21:48:00 <Doodle> there is a line Liinda
21:48:00 <Liinda> I danced across it I know
21:49:00 <Liinda> had to be done
21:50:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Elton John - Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting.mp3 (11.31MB 128kbps Stereo 12:21)
21:50:00 <Doodle> *sword fighting
21:50:00 <Liinda> *pillow Fighting
21:50:00 <Doodle> looool
21:50:00 <Liinda> LMAO
21:51:00 <Doodle> get a little action in
21:52:00 <Liinda> wb loofness
21:52:00 <Bastardly_One> it ... is ... cold
21:52:00 <Doodle> little bit
21:53:00 <Liinda> freezing
21:53:00 <Doodle> little bit
21:53:00 <Doodle> i have the heater set to 2 jillion
21:53:00 <StrykingX> Man up
21:53:00 <StrykingX> It's just a little fresh
21:54:00 <Doodle> fine
21:54:00 <Liinda> mine doesnt go that high :(
21:54:00 <Doodle> smoke weed near it
21:54:00 <Liinda> lol
21:55:00 <Bastardly_One> ho ho ho
21:55:00 <Bastardly_One> it's way "fresher" up here
21:56:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty sure we've not hit double digits for days
21:56:00 <BenCox> Bastardly_One: I'm jealous
21:56:00 <BenCox> I'd love sub 10c weather
21:57:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing to be jealous of when your heating bill shows up
21:57:00 <Doodle> sub 10 degrees is ok
21:58:00 <Doodle> not for 4 months straight tho
21:58:00 <BenCox> I wouldn't mind that
21:58:00 <StrykingX> This weather is awful
21:58:00 <Zade> thats summer in ballarat
21:58:00 <Doodle> no sense no feeling hey
21:58:00 <Doodle> lol Zade
22:00:00 <Serenity> coldddd
22:03:00 <Liinda> uh huhhh
22:03:00 <Loof> ty Liinda
22:04:00 <Liinda> np!
22:05:00 <partay> Doodle your bitch magnet loves the cold dense air
22:05:00 <Liinda> i might go to bed early tonight
22:05:00 <Doodle> the cold just makes me miss having a turbo
22:05:00 <Loof> maybe a coffee will warm me up
22:05:00 <Loof> and a jacket
22:06:00 <Doodle> http://i.imgur.com/CHcxZH2.png
22:06:00 <Doodle> me irl
22:06:00 <Loof> this heater is hardly making a dint
22:06:00 <Loof> lol
22:06:00 <partay> Loof stop smoking.. you'll have better circulation
22:06:00 <Liinda> lol
22:06:00 <anotherirc3r> rofl
22:07:00 <anotherirc3r> that pic
22:07:00 <anotherirc3r> love it
22:07:00 <Doodle> he's gone to stop smoking
22:08:00 <partay> lol
22:08:00 <anotherirc3r> doubt it
22:12:00 <Bastardly_One> his dungeon keeper must be hovering
22:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
22:13:00 <StrykingX> Bastardly_One..
22:13:00 <BenCox> dungeon keeper
22:13:00 <BenCox> thats classic lol
22:13:00 <StrykingX> She prolly hit the power button on his tower
22:13:00 <BenCox> I'll remember that one
22:14:00 <StrykingX> U TALK TO IRC GIRL AGAIN
22:14:00 <StrykingX> FORKS
22:14:00 <partay> lol
22:14:00 <partay> i may u pay
22:14:00 <faux> Yes
22:15:00 <faux> Oh
22:15:00 <StrykingX> I was ranting Mrs Loof style
22:15:00 <StrykingX> Lol
22:15:00 <partay> faux go back to your midget porn
22:15:00 <faux> Smurf porn tyvm
22:15:00 <Clarkson> do you fuck on first dates?
22:15:00 <faux> No clarkson
22:15:00 <Clarkson> I immediately think of shit
22:15:00 <faux> Good
22:15:00 <StrykingX> Wait.. You have a highlight on "forks"
22:16:00 <faux> Yes cos some people call me forks
22:16:00 <StrykingX> Ah right
22:16:00 <faux> Yes
22:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> clarkson do you fuck on first dates?
22:17:00 <Clarkson> MzSexii whateva the fuk ur name is...its not all about u dear
22:37:00 <Liinda> alright all, im out of here, goodnight xo
22:45:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Wizard of Oz - Ding Dong The Witch is Dead.mp3 (2.29MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 2:29)
22:45:00 <Picard> what did i miss
22:49:00 <simba> my plug in baby
22:49:00 <simba> (is a dildo)
22:50:00 <Picard> way to much info
22:52:00 <StrykingX> As if
22:52:00 <StrykingX> You barred up bad then
22:52:00 <BenCox> picard's pitching a tent
22:53:00 <BenCox> boing
22:53:00 <Picard> just because u got horny doesnt mean i did
22:54:00 <simba> too*
22:54:00 <simba> i hate correcting little things like that
22:54:00 <simba> but the little things add up
22:54:00 <simba> how do you go 55 years still not getting to and too
22:55:00 <simba> honestly
22:56:00 <Picard> your a moron :)
22:56:00 <Zade> their their simba
22:56:00 <Serenity> lol
22:56:00 <StrykingX> You're *
22:56:00 <Picard> over*
22:57:00 <Serenity> you're you're you're you're
22:57:00 <StrykingX> Picard is 55?
22:57:00 <Picard> your being silly
22:58:00 <StrykingX> You're
22:58:00 <Picard> on irc i am
22:58:00 <BenCox> on irc Picard is a sexy hot man
22:58:00 <StrykingX> Did you not do highschool Picard?
22:58:00 <Picard> no
22:58:00 <StrykingX> The evidence is clear
22:58:00 <Picard> my parents coldnt afford the bus fare to get me their
22:59:00 <Picard> we was poor
22:59:00 <xm> you could have walked to school with a stack of books and your lunch box on your head
23:00:00 <xm> i see africans do it
23:00:00 <xm> why not you
23:00:00 <BenCox> he was lazy
23:00:00 <TheRiddler> he rolled to school
23:00:00 <Picard> we lived 45ks from school
23:00:00 <BenCox> lol
23:00:00 <BenCox> in my day
23:00:00 <xm> lol and little oompa loompas pushed him along the way
23:00:00 <BenCox> we walked 60ks to school
23:00:00 <BenCox> in stormsd
23:00:00 <BenCox> and we didn't complain
23:00:00 <Picard> sure u did
23:01:00 <StrykingX> And it was uphill?
23:01:00 <Picard> through snow?
23:01:00 <BenCox> no snow there
23:01:00 <BenCox> but yes some of it was uphill
23:01:00 <Picard> scorching dessert
23:02:00 <BenCox> well we had 40C+ degree days in summer
23:02:00 <BenCox> so yea
23:02:00 <xm> scorched dessert = Crème brûlée
23:02:00 <BenCox> I guess instead, Picard stayed home and played with dolls
23:02:00 <Picard> then u woke up with your cock in yout hand
23:03:00 <BenCox> a pleasure you're clearly denied
23:03:00 <Zade> lol
23:03:00 <Picard> or was it your boyfriends mouth?
23:03:00 <BenCox> oh you'd love to think that
23:04:00 <BenCox> that tent pitching even more now, Picard?
23:04:00 <StrykingX> Lolol
23:04:00 <Picard> im not the gay guy here BenCox
23:04:00 <StrykingX> He's beating it
23:04:00 <BenCox> Picard: you've said several times you're bisexual, though
23:04:00 <StrykingX> Big time
23:05:00 <Picard> well thats not gay
23:05:00 <BenCox> you like guys
23:05:00 <BenCox> sounds gay to me
23:05:00 <Picard> u dislike vag, thats disturbing
23:05:00 <Picard> i dont like them
23:05:00 <Picard> i just fuck their arse
23:05:00 <BenCox> I liked your mothers vag a lot
23:05:00 <BenCox> all floppy
23:06:00 <Picard> u like 77yo women?
23:07:00 <BenCox> oh man
23:07:00 <BenCox> you better believe it
23:07:00 <BenCox> tell the old bird any time she's wanting, I'm *up* for it
23:08:00 <Picard> i mentioned you to her, she said u couldnt get it up
23:09:00 <BenCox> yeah I borrowed some viagra from the other guy there
23:09:00 <BenCox> felt a bit of performance anxiety
23:09:00 <BenCox> she was a freak in the sack
23:09:00 <partay> lol
23:10:00 <BenCox> man, I gotta say, some of the stuff she's into
23:10:00 <BenCox> wow didn't even know it existed
23:10:00 <partay> lol at Mundine
23:10:00 <StrykingX> Karma Sutra eat your heart out?
23:10:00 <BenCox> dude
23:11:00 <BenCox> when she put that gimp hood on
23:11:00 <BenCox> I knew it was a one way trip to funkytown
23:11:00 <StrykingX> hahahaha
23:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> woah
23:14:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
23:15:00 <TheRiddler> lmao a jaws refference in the lego game
23:15:00 <TheRiddler> jurrassic park
23:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow
23:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> another 2 bite the dust...
23:18:00 <TheRiddler> when the t-rex gets out of the ship in lost world
23:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame
23:19:00 <TheRiddler> there's a fishing boat and with 3 guys in it and 1 goes we're going to need a bigger boat
23:19:00 <TheRiddler> the 3 guys from jaws
23:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> see, lame :P
23:19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> well this islame
23:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> ** is
23:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> so…. nn :D
23:20:00 <TheRiddler> night
23:27:00 <faux> islame
23:27:00 <faux> We cook bacon but bake cookies
23:27:00 <faux> -- jaden smith
23:27:00 <BenCox> cool story
23:29:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:31:00 <faux> hi ash
23:32:00 <TheRiddler> hai
23:32:00 <simba> im a cookie
23:33:00 <partay> faux are you going to leave us all behind when you're a corporate executive ?
23:37:00 <TheRiddler> lol geoff goldbloom raptor
23:37:00 <faux> When I what now
23:39:00 <HaGGz> ASL?
23:39:00 <faux> STI
23:39:00 <HaGGz> STD
23:39:00 <faux> PMS
23:39:00 <HaGGz> GRDL
23:39:00 <faux> Oh ok
23:40:00 <HaGGz> PWNS
23:40:00 <HaGGz> LEET
23:40:00 <HaGGz> 7337
23:40:00 <faux> stfu
23:40:00 <faux> :'D
23:40:00 <HaGGz> LULZ :)
23:40:00 <xm> 30/m/melbourne with 2.5 kids a dog and a house with white picket fences. im an accountant
23:41:00 <HaGGz> 33/m/Geelong no kids, expendable income, two cars and a house
23:41:00 <partay> 15/f/wet
23:41:00 <HaGGz> winning!
23:41:00 <HaGGz> hahah
23:41:00 <xm> i only have one car but it's a rolls royce
23:41:00 <HaGGz> haha
23:41:00 <HaGGz> 15 f sliding off my seat
23:41:00 <xm> you win with no kids though still
23:41:00 <HaGGz> 15 f sludgecunt
23:42:00 <faux> Gross lol
23:42:00 <HaGGz> haha that's what my milf calls it
23:42:00 <faux> She sounds charming
23:42:00 <HaGGz> she is about as charming as a 15 year old doing ice
23:44:00 <HaGGz> but hotter
23:44:00 <xm> ice does make them more mature (accelerated aging)
23:52:00 <faux> Little did i knowww that you were romeo you were throwing pebbles and my daddy said stay away from Juliettt
23:52:00 <faux> And I was crying on the staircase begging u please don't gooo