// #melbourne — 2015-07-19
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00:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:00:00 <partay> its like looking in a mirror
00:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
00:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is so fucking hawt!
00:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd damn! I'm so going to be flicking the bean to his entire IG account
00:07:00 <Serenity> lol
00:08:00 <Maurice> Thats so pervy
00:08:00 <Maurice> I approve
00:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:12:00 <Doodle> slllp
00:13:00 <Doodle> Temperature -2.2°C
00:13:00 <Doodle> poo
00:14:00 <TheRiddler> watching arj barker now
00:14:00 <Serenity> its warmed up here cause its raining
00:14:00 <Serenity> 15 or something
00:14:00 <Maurice> yEAH ITS WARM HERE TOO COZ OF RAIN
00:15:00 <Maurice> Er, deactivate capslock
00:16:00 <Serenity> lol
00:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya… it was raining in the city before...
00:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> 9 degrees in syd a few hours ago
00:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably snowing now
00:16:00 <Maurice> My phone says 16 here
00:16:00 <Serenity> oo 16 here too
00:17:00 <partay> 4.1°C here
00:17:00 <partay> my cockwarmer is still awake too
00:17:00 <Serenity> lol
00:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics or it's not true
00:18:00 <Maurice> My cock warmer is also awake
00:18:00 <Maurice> He's just up in the shed
00:18:00 <Serenity> mines out in the office
00:18:00 <Serenity> which is outaide
00:18:00 <Serenity> outside..
00:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> mine is in bed
00:19:00 <Maurice> katatonic_kate01 wins the tamed man award
00:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> he was looking after the child
00:19:00 <Maurice> Or, as the official title says, Pussy Whipped
00:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> they had a nana nap this arvo.. rookie MISTAKE!
00:20:00 <Maurice> I was the one who had a nap today lol
00:20:00 <Maurice> After a strenuous game of cricket
00:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> bonus!
00:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> I worked...
00:20:00 <Maurice> I said I wanted to bat and my middle kid goes 'Well.. this wont end well'
00:20:00 <Maurice> FUCK YOU M8
00:20:00 <Maurice> I kick arse at batting
00:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> I should have came home and demanded dinner + sex
00:20:00 <Maurice> You should have
00:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
00:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hope you batted well
00:21:00 <Maurice> You should play the man role
00:21:00 <Serenity> hahah
00:21:00 <Maurice> I always bat well ;)
00:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> muhah ha haw
00:21:00 <Maurice> But especially in cricket
00:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i wouldn't mind a cock….
00:21:00 <Maurice> I missed my eldest kids head by less than an inch
00:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> too bad he makes double if not triple my wage :(
00:21:00 <Serenity> im thinking about making p bone me out in the workshop
00:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ maurice
00:21:00 <Maurice> Stupid men
00:22:00 <Serenity> we havent boned out there
00:22:00 <Maurice> Do it, Serenity
00:22:00 <Maurice> I've boned in ours and over the pool table
00:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooooo do it!
00:22:00 <Serenity> ahah
00:22:00 <Maurice> Handy hint, don't lean on my pool table
00:22:00 <Serenity> rofl!!
00:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
00:22:00 <Serenity> did it break
00:22:00 <Maurice> It's slate top, its solid as fuck
00:22:00 <Clarkson> I even told him "I want to break up, I am going to fuck someone else"
00:22:00 <Maurice> Thats sad, Clarkson
00:22:00 <Clarkson> i think you all need to settle the fuck down
00:22:00 <Maurice> YOU
00:23:00 <Serenity> lolll
00:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
00:23:00 <Maurice> Clarkson is a bitch
00:23:00 <Clarkson> shit fuckin job
00:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> such a kill joy clarky!
00:23:00 <Clarkson> ima d/l 80 titt pics
00:23:00 <Serenity> im so tired
00:23:00 <Maurice> me not
00:23:00 <Serenity> all i did today was sand a cupboard
00:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> well you're still sick right?
00:23:00 <Maurice> I wont ask what colour you're painting it
00:24:00 <Serenity> i am kate. even tho i dont really feel sick but i still have a cough
00:24:00 <Serenity> and fuck offf mauricio
00:24:00 <Clarkson> we are talking in relation to the fucking sun
00:24:00 <Serenity> lol
00:24:00 <Maurice> LOL
00:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you wear a mask n' stuff ?
00:24:00 <Maurice> I played cricket today, had a nap, got fried, now I'm both hungry and tired
00:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you didn't camp fucking bow....
00:24:00 <Serenity> i did!
00:24:00 <Clarkson> [00:36:02] yeh thats cos he's a bitch
00:24:00 <Maurice> It's been a hard day..
00:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> phew
00:25:00 <Serenity> I didn't for the first 15 mins and then i was like.. nope fuck this
00:25:00 <Serenity> got a mask
00:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lucky!
00:25:00 <Serenity> i didnt realise how much dust there woukd be lol
00:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think about all the projects I could do - then i'm like naw… effort required
00:26:00 <Maurice> Thats what happens when you bang an old man
00:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> b1 old?
00:26:00 <Serenity> ive never done a furniture project before
00:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> or older?
00:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooo - that's a bit exciting :D
00:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> picks when it's finished?
00:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics
00:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking K - er
00:26:00 <Serenity> this is a buffet cupboard of mums her and dad bought it when they first got married
00:26:00 <Serenity> so it's like 45 years old
00:27:00 <Maurice> Just Doodles age
00:27:00 <Serenity> def pix
00:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice!
00:27:00 <Maurice> But good first project
00:27:00 <Doodle> what colour are you going to paint it
00:27:00 <Serenity> i h8 u
00:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:27:00 <Doodle> you do not
00:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm just gonna wait for the pics….
00:28:00 <Serenity> no i dont
00:28:00 <Doodle> i think powder blue
00:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> In Kate news, we're getting a kitten!
00:28:00 <Maurice> You should glitter it
00:28:00 <Maurice> Make it sparkle
00:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yus glitter
00:28:00 <Serenity> eeeeeeeeep
00:28:00 <Serenity> kittennnn
00:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> everyone needs fucking glitter
00:28:00 <Maurice> Babiesssssssss
00:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAH!
00:28:00 <Maurice> Everyone needs kittens
00:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> black one hopefully
00:28:00 <Maurice> Racist
00:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, fuck oath
00:28:00 <Serenity> black cats are the best
00:28:00 <Maurice> Another handy hint; they're not always bigger
00:28:00 <Serenity> omg mauricio
00:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> so the child is going to call this black kitten "blossom"
00:29:00 <Serenity> turbo went outside today he wss hilarious
00:29:00 <Maurice> Was he on a lead?
00:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> my child is wack
00:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> SHE
00:29:00 <Maurice> Did he flip the fuck out
00:29:00 <Serenity> nah he wont walk on the lead
00:29:00 <Serenity> he was rolling around meowing at everything
00:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> do cats walk on leads -
00:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
00:29:00 <Serenity> yep
00:29:00 <Maurice> Some do
00:29:00 <Serenity> my homer does
00:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking hell
00:29:00 <Clarkson> its a cheap way to get big tits
00:30:00 <Maurice> Mine keeps scratching her chin, she's ripped the shit out of it and now cries when she scratches
00:30:00 <Clarkson> figure ive waited 5 years, if shit aint gone my way by now i cant see it occuring anytime soon:/
00:30:00 <Maurice> I keep salt watering her but shes being a stubborn bitch
00:30:00 <Clarkson> i just baby wiped my ass
00:30:00 <Clarkson> ShaDoWGATE, i may be funny but you're a fucking knobjockey with no life
00:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> cat cone?
00:30:00 <Maurice> She does a houdini when she's got one one
00:31:00 <Maurice> On*
00:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome! LOL cat that up :P
00:31:00 <Osskkaarr> Hi Lori, Sarah and Kate.
00:31:00 <Serenity> uploading a vif mauricio
00:31:00 <Serenity> vid
00:31:00 <Serenity> hey dave
00:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
00:32:00 <Maurice> Hello David
00:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> so… today I was out and about… and I saw Cinderella Reebok Pumps…
00:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual hell
00:33:00 <Serenity> ahaha woy
00:33:00 <Serenity> wot
00:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya
00:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was like WOT
00:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the 'pump' ball thingie squeaks
00:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> how fucking annoying
00:34:00 <Maurice> Lollllll Serenity
00:34:00 <Maurice> Massive twit
00:35:00 <Serenity> he was losing it!
00:46:00 <Serenity> kate and lori hace you seen that woman giving birth in the car vid
00:48:00 <Maurice> Omg I have
00:48:00 <Maurice> HI 5
00:48:00 <Serenity> omg i just watched
00:48:00 <Serenity> efff my uterus cramped hearing her push lol
00:48:00 <Maurice> Mine left home
00:49:00 <Serenity> i remember sounding like that when I was in labour with lily
00:50:00 <Serenity> and my mum told the midwife shds ready shes baring down and the midwife was lioe.. no we checked her half an hour ago she has hours to go
00:50:00 <Serenity> mum told her to check again.. i was crowning
00:52:00 <Maurice> Lol
00:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO!
00:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> I haven't seen the vid
00:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> links?
00:52:00 <Maurice> I read the comments on the first vid and it was a woman saying her and her husband took their daughter to hospital, daughter gave birth in the car and the dad was going 'PUT IT BACK IN, WE'RE NOT THERE YET'
00:53:00 <Serenity> her labour was 5 hours ant was 1.5 from first contraction. maggie i had my first contraction sister drove me to the hospital which is about 15 mins by the time i got onto tje ward and checked would have been 30 mins.. i was 9cm
00:53:00 <Serenity> hang on kate i get 4 u
00:54:00 <Serenity> http://www.kiis1065.com.au/entertainment/the-feed/woman-gives-birth-in-car-caught-on-film/
00:54:00 <Maurice> That was a biiiig baby
00:54:00 <Maurice> 10 pounder
00:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> hOLY shit - quick delivery....
00:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> holy fuck
00:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> "we did it"
00:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude ya did fuck all
00:58:00 <Maurice> He helped her pull her pants down
00:58:00 <Maurice> Which is how she ended up pregnant
00:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep!
00:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
00:58:00 <Maurice> Happened to me this morning, but without the pregnancy
00:58:00 <Serenity> ahaha
00:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> emergency c- section for me
00:58:00 <Maurice> Me too
00:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!
00:59:00 <Serenity> i reckon if i ever had another
00:59:00 <Maurice> Ive never vag'd a kid
00:59:00 <Maurice> Thank fuck
00:59:00 <Serenity> id have 30 mins tops
00:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:59:00 <BlackDevil> thats a loose vagina
00:59:00 <Maurice> You'd be giving birth as you conceived
00:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think the pain would be intense!!!!!!
00:59:00 <Serenity> yeah thats how it works you tremendous wanker
00:59:00 <Maurice> My labour with my first was bad, then c-sect
00:59:00 <Maurice> So fuck knows what full labour would be like
00:59:00 <Serenity> quick labours are full on
01:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> mine was like - oh you'll probably die… better get the kid out
01:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:00:00 <Serenity> i was induced with ant so 1.5 and induced was full on
01:00:00 <Maurice> My cousin was induced and her baby was 1.5 hours and bruised from the force
01:00:00 <milk> babycannons
01:00:00 <Serenity> ants head was full cone
01:00:00 <Maurice> Lol same as Cals
01:01:00 <Maurice> My other two took 10 and 15 mins to be born
01:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuckin' kids!
01:01:00 <Serenity> i dunno if theyd let me vag birth again
01:01:00 <Serenity> aftet maggie
01:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> go c-section they give you great drugs
01:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:01:00 <Maurice> Theres a lesson to be learnt here, kids suck
01:01:00 <Maurice> I didn't get good drugs, I got fucking panadol
01:01:00 <Clarkson> is there teen sex
01:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> and thats why i only have 1
01:01:00 <Serenity> i haf an emergency c sec with maggie i got oxy
01:02:00 <Serenity> 17 mins from labor ward to birth
01:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i got endone
01:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> 17 mins!
01:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck
01:02:00 <TheRiddler> now for akmal
01:02:00 <Serenity> yeah it was full on
01:02:00 <Serenity> they fucked my spinal so i still get pain
01:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> it felt like I was was in the operating room for 800 years
01:02:00 <Serenity> 6 years larer
01:02:00 <milk> pump em out ladies
01:02:00 <Serenity> later
01:02:00 <TheRiddler> akmal is 1 of the best
01:02:00 <Maurice> I dunno what I was with my emergency, I got knocked out so don't remember
01:03:00 <Serenity> i wish theyd knocked me out but they didjt have tjme
01:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was still awake but drugged to the eyeballs
01:03:00 <Maurice> Well, come closer and smell this cloth
01:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
01:03:00 <faux> Lol what the fucking shit
01:03:00 <Serenity> lol
01:03:00 <Clarkson> <cheesebung> i got small cock too and i lick it cause it got cheese on it
01:03:00 <Maurice> I've had all 3, knocked out, epi and spinal
01:03:00 <faux> http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/obese-mum-once-dubbed-britains-6092078
01:03:00 <faux> .
01:03:00 <Serenity> mine was a spinal i think
01:03:00 <Serenity> i had to sign some forms but its all a blur
01:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ link fauc
01:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> faux**
01:04:00 <faux> Lol did u read that rubbish
01:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> i looked at the pics
01:04:00 <faux> Makes her husband take a lie detector test
01:04:00 <Maurice> The funniest thing is hes so gross, whod fuck him
01:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> and loled at her hubby
01:04:00 <faux> To prove he ain't cheating
01:04:00 <faux> .
01:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lord
01:05:00 <Serenity> she has a fat roll on her nose
01:05:00 <Serenity> wtf
01:05:00 <Maurice> Lol
01:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
01:05:00 <faux> They play video games all day and she says she deserves gastric banding
01:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!
01:05:00 <faux> Cos she fears leaving the house cos people will make fun of her
01:05:00 <faux> You don't need to leave your house to exercise
01:05:00 <faux> Lol.
01:05:00 <Serenity> lol
01:05:00 <faux> wow
01:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes
01:05:00 <Maurice> And you can stay in your house and we can come to you to tease you
01:05:00 <Serenity> buy a treadmill snorlax
01:05:00 <Clarkson> u could always wank
01:05:00 <faux> lmao
01:06:00 <faux> snorlax
01:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:06:00 <Serenity> ahahahah clarky
01:06:00 <Clarkson> they are sexy
01:07:00 <faux> Steve was banned from watching certain TV shows, and even made to turn the telly off if a commercial with a pretty woman aired during a break.
01:07:00 <faux> Lolllllll
01:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes
01:07:00 <faux> She belongs on irc
01:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> poor dude
01:07:00 <ShadowLurker> stab her
01:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> he needs a flesh light!
01:08:00 <Maurice> Flesh lights are not the answer to everything
01:08:00 <faux> She wouldn't feel it
01:08:00 <Maurice> Plus, she'd probably beat it with a cricket bat
01:08:00 <Maurice> 'STOP FUCKING MY MAN'
01:08:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL @ she wouldnt feel it
01:08:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahaha
01:08:00 <faux> Rofl
01:09:00 <faux> Or eat it
01:09:00 <faux> Lool
01:09:00 <faux> Walks around with a knife hanging out of her back roll
01:09:00 <Serenity> stick a straw in
01:09:00 <Serenity> sperm slushy
01:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:09:00 <Maurice> Ewww
01:09:00 <faux> .
01:09:00 <faux> :'(
01:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> she keeps crumbs under her boobs, to keep steve interested
01:09:00 <Serenity> loool
01:10:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
01:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's a handy trick!
01:10:00 <Serenity> the crumbs are incase he gets lost
01:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
01:10:00 <faux> Lol I usually have more sympathy for big people but she's an entitled cunt
01:10:00 <Serenity> im pre fat lol
01:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was expecting her to be fatter
01:10:00 <Serenity> but lol @ her
01:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> what about the peeps that get paid to eat online…. and peeps watch
01:11:00 <faux> Like that other big one who said it's cheaper to get junk food and asked for more money from the government for healthy food snd gym membership
01:11:00 <faux> They showed pics of the inside of her cupboard
01:11:00 <faux> Was all chips and rubbish
01:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah…. i think i saw ther
01:11:00 <faux> .
01:11:00 <Serenity> lol yeah
01:11:00 <Maurice> I remember her
01:11:00 <faux> Pretty sure it's not expensive to buy a lettuce
01:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:11:00 <Serenity> i mean even if yoh can afford fresh food there's healthier packaged options
01:11:00 <Serenity> cant**
01:12:00 <faux> Yeah
01:12:00 <Maurice> Great
01:12:00 <Dugnuts> ahhh
01:12:00 <Maurice> Now I want a plate full of unhealthy food
01:12:00 <Dugnuts> lazy weekends are the best
01:12:00 <Serenity> frozen veggues etc
01:12:00 <faux> But if see replace the junk with Good food
01:12:00 <faux> She can afford it
01:12:00 <Serenity> yep
01:12:00 <faux> Buy a kilo of chicken
01:12:00 <Serenity> its excuses
01:12:00 <faux> cook a stir fry for ur kids
01:12:00 <Serenity> $5 for a kilo of mince
01:12:00 <faux> If she doesn't wanna be healthy
01:12:00 <Serenity> buy some.pasta
01:12:00 <Serenity> make spag
01:13:00 <faux> At least don't destroy them
01:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's called emotional eating
01:13:00 <Dugnuts> oooh
01:13:00 <faux> lol
01:13:00 <faux> Yeah pasta is literally 75c
01:13:00 <Serenity> i got a kilo of chicken for like $9
01:13:00 <faux> :/
01:13:00 <faux> yup
01:13:00 <Serenity> frozen bag of broc
01:13:00 <Maurice> I made my kids spaghetti and meatballs for $7
01:13:00 <Serenity> some noodles n soy sauce
01:13:00 <Maurice> Go spudshed
01:13:00 <faux> Ok I'm hungry
01:13:00 <Maurice> Same
01:13:00 <ShadowLurker> the potato house
01:14:00 <Serenity> lol guy at pauls work calls it potato house
01:14:00 <Maurice> Lol
01:14:00 <faux> lmao
01:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn peeps!
01:15:00 <Serenity> night
01:15:00 <TheRiddler> potato bread
01:20:00 <milk> nothing like a handful of taters
01:24:00 <nate> taters (testicals?)
01:24:00 <nate> SNAPPO
01:25:00 <ShadowLurker> noone has ever called them that
01:25:00 <nate> peel me later
01:29:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/bYl0e.jpg
01:29:00 <TheRiddler> she's smoking cock
01:29:00 <Clarkson> awolf such an expert pick up artist he asks chicks do they fart on the first date
01:30:00 <milk> breaks the ice?
01:30:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:30:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaa
01:37:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/Cvu5h.jpg
01:38:00 <milk> I'm all porned out
01:45:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/8hisI.jpg
01:45:00 <TheRiddler> hot
02:00:00 <ShadowLurker> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11696006_920872374617535_6614535433289703915_n.jpg?oh=9a08a046a935866c3302d3f726d1b9cb&oe=5659C66F&__gda__=1448243545_f247ade29fd83c4d7f32029cc41923a7
02:06:00 <faux> Lmao
02:06:00 <faux> Jeez
02:07:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
02:11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
02:11:00 <Dugnuts> lollaphone
02:12:00 <TheRiddler> watching black hawk down
02:12:00 <Dugnuts> that is a laugh a minute
02:12:00 <TheRiddler> great movie
02:12:00 <Dugnuts> i understand
02:18:00 <Belvadere> Take all the ppl on irc, divide by zero, and that is the chance someone will communicate.
02:18:00 <Dugnuts> infinite?
02:19:00 <Belvadere> No
02:19:00 <Dugnuts> infinite chance?
02:19:00 <Belvadere> Undefined ;)
02:19:00 <Dugnuts> oh in computer logic
02:19:00 <Dugnuts> sure
02:19:00 <Belvadere> Sif o0
02:19:00 <Dugnuts> well fair enough
02:19:00 <Dugnuts> i like to deal in limits tho
02:20:00 <Belvadere> Infinity doesn't seem like something you should deal with then
02:20:00 <Dugnuts> so 1/x as x approaches zero = infinity
02:20:00 <Dugnuts> infinity is a limit
02:20:00 <Belvadere> Yeah, but it doesn't, that is just shorthand
02:20:00 <Dugnuts> you can do maths with infinity
02:20:00 <Dugnuts> its complicated
02:21:00 <Dugnuts> but you can sure do it
02:21:00 <Belvadere> You can.
02:21:00 <Belvadere> Necessary no less. Like all those problems the Romans had with no 0
02:21:00 <Dugnuts> indeed
02:21:00 <Dugnuts> cant do maths without zero
02:22:00 <Dugnuts> not higher mathematics anyway
02:22:00 <Belvadere> I can understand their initial premise - why calculate anything that doesn't exist. Turned out to be a poor assumption.
02:23:00 <Dugnuts> and that enough talk of mathematics at this time of night
02:23:00 <Belvadere> Besides, math began as a way to calculate "things - money" owing, so was an addition tool to begin with.
02:24:00 <Belvadere> If you insist.
02:24:00 <Dugnuts> oh if all it takes is me insisting
02:25:00 <Dugnuts> i insist you give me all the cash in your wallet, so i can go to a strip club on your dime
02:25:00 <Belvadere> We can talk about rainbows being sucked up by tornadas if you prefer, on my dime
02:26:00 <Belvadere> As for stripping, I'm sure one of the nice quiet ladies here would oblige.
02:27:00 <Dugnuts> are you?
02:27:00 <Belvadere> A lady? No, I am not.
02:28:00 <Dugnuts> no
02:28:00 <Dugnuts> sure
02:28:00 <Dugnuts> coz im not
02:28:00 <Dugnuts> in fact im sure of the opposite
02:29:00 <Dugnuts> hmm it must be cold outside
02:29:00 <Dugnuts> my aircon just went into defrost mode for the outdoor unit
02:29:00 <Belvadere> For someone who knows how to think, did you think before you wrote that those 6 sentences of crap?
02:30:00 <Dugnuts> ...
02:30:00 <Belvadere> And no comment on how I wrote "that those".
02:30:00 <Dugnuts> im 100% sure none of the ladies here will strip
02:30:00 <Belvadere> bitch
02:30:00 <Dugnuts> right
02:30:00 <simba> im a lady
02:31:00 <Belvadere> Oh, lol, they won't now.
02:31:00 <Belvadere> Hello Simba
02:31:00 <simba> hi
02:33:00 <Belvadere> Have you been to the strippers before?
02:34:00 <Belvadere> I took a gay guy once.
02:34:00 <milk> they all have diseases
02:34:00 <Clarkson> not racv or that crap
02:34:00 <Belvadere> milk: all strippers have diseases?
02:34:00 <TheRiddler> is this mentalson again
02:34:00 <milk> yep
02:35:00 <TheRiddler> there used to be a stripper on austnet
02:35:00 <milk> theres like, 500 dudes, some jerking off and 1 lady with diseases trying to make it all sexy
02:35:00 <Clarkson> I wanna fuck you really bad please?
02:37:00 <Belvadere> Please, you go to a strippers, you sit back relax, have a drink, watch some nacked woman, talk to some clothed woman who are often naked too. End.
02:38:00 <Belvadere> milk: your world is different from mine.
02:38:00 <Belvadere> Not sure if all the awesome Pluto shit has anything to do with that.
02:39:00 <Belvadere> Comparing the distance to Pluto with the ability of your brain.
02:39:00 <TheRiddler> stfu Belvadere
02:39:00 <TheRiddler> stop yapping like a down syndrome puppy
02:40:00 <Belvadere> Easy to achieve for you Riddler.
02:40:00 <TheRiddler> you obviously dont know anything about me
02:40:00 <Belvadere> Correct
02:41:00 <TheRiddler> but your mum wouldn't shut up about you
02:43:00 <Belvadere> I didn't know anything about you, including your desire for necrophilia.
02:43:00 <Belvadere> Have a gap stop please, I want a piss and a joint.
02:44:00 <Belvadere> My mum died this year.
02:44:00 <British^Meat> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
02:46:00 <simba> is Belvadere TheRiddlers mortal enemy?
02:46:00 <TheRiddler> I have no idea who he is really
02:46:00 <simba> oh ok,,
02:46:00 <TheRiddler> I'm guessing it's 1 of the morons by his convosational skills
02:46:00 <TheRiddler> lol
02:47:00 <simba> convosational
02:47:00 <TheRiddler> *conversational
02:47:00 <simba> what was moronic about it
02:47:00 <Belvadere> Okay, I'm back and I resisted having a joint. Just urinated.
02:48:00 <Belvadere> Let me read up ...
02:48:00 <Belvadere> OMG
02:48:00 <TheRiddler> lol nvm
02:48:00 <Belvadere> I'm an idiot because of my "convosatiuonal" skills
02:48:00 <Belvadere> You riddler hard time boyfriend
02:49:00 <simba> TheRiddler always says stuff that doesnt make sense then says nvm
02:49:00 <Belvadere> Making the past after the fact. Respect.
02:50:00 <TheRiddler> I'm probably looking at dugnuts convo
02:50:00 <simba> ༼ ºل͟º ༽
02:51:00 <TheRiddler> meh
02:51:00 <simba> yea Dugnuts is a weirdo
02:51:00 <simba> he started PMing me hoping i was a girl
02:52:00 <Belvadere> Wasn't me
02:52:00 <TheRiddler> I appologise Belvadere
02:53:00 <TheRiddler> I've been drinking
02:53:00 <Belvadere> Just deleted me sentence asking you to. Accepted.
02:53:00 <TheRiddler> are you new here?
02:53:00 <Belvadere> Yes
02:53:00 <TheRiddler> we have some ppl that come on trolling alot
02:54:00 <Belvadere> Yes and No
02:54:00 <TheRiddler> ok
02:55:00 <Belvadere> I'm well aware of irc, yes because I was there in the beginning. Am I aware of this channel or current day irc behaviour, no.
02:55:00 <simba> im a troll
02:56:00 <Belvadere> with a %
02:56:00 <TheRiddler> current day irc is quite bad
02:56:00 <Belvadere> let's put a number on that shit!
02:56:00 <Belvadere> 50%simba
02:56:00 <TheRiddler> in the begining it was mostly ppl looking to hook up
02:57:00 <Belvadere> no
02:57:00 <simba> lol
02:57:00 <simba> in the late 80s?
02:57:00 <TheRiddler> well depends on the channel
02:57:00 <Belvadere> in the beginning it was amazing that people could hook up across the room, city, state, country, world.
02:58:00 <TheRiddler> nearly no-one does that on here now
02:58:00 <Belvadere> late 80's? There was no Internet in the 80's.
02:58:00 <British^Meat> why have u come back?
02:58:00 <Dugnuts> yes there was
02:58:00 <Dugnuts> at the end of it
02:58:00 <Dugnuts> thats when it came about
02:58:00 <British^Meat> can u come back 2moro also?
02:58:00 <Dugnuts> woo
02:58:00 <Dugnuts> arpanet
02:58:00 <TheRiddler> undernet they still do
02:59:00 <simba> whoa whats with all the hostility gents
02:59:00 <ShadowLurker> https://31.media.tumblr.com/0dbdadafa33d53e880a1cbcf2890fac3/tumblr_nror25hi7d1tg8883o1_400.gif
02:59:00 <Serenity> q
02:59:00 <Serenity> 1988
02:59:00 <ShadowLurker> keep calm and watch tits
03:00:00 <Belvadere> I'm back because I find it interesting that irc exists - and glad it does. I want to interact with you. ...
03:00:00 <Serenity> sure
03:00:00 <TheRiddler> how old are you Belvadere?
03:00:00 <ShadowLurker> https://41.media.tumblr.com/75facccbe46c29e41719b837c12e4725/tumblr_nroqkkHDtt1tg8883o2_500.jpg
03:00:00 <Belvadere> 40
03:01:00 <TheRiddler> ahh ok
03:02:00 <ShadowLurker> shower boozies
03:02:00 <ShadowLurker> https://31.media.tumblr.com/4ae97b81d1988c19dcc97351b2c7c132/tumblr_nroq2gKORe1tg8883o1_400.gif
03:02:00 <Belvadere> Riddler, other than insulting my dead mum, why are you here?
03:03:00 <simba> he picks up pussy
03:03:00 <Clarkson> just don't try touch my dick
03:03:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
03:03:00 <ShadowLurker> why are you here other than to ask why ppl are here
03:03:00 <TheRiddler> your dick is not a pussy Clarkson
03:03:00 <Clarkson> fuck sarah that slut
03:03:00 <TheRiddler> oh my
03:03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
03:03:00 <ShadowLurker> i will clarky dont worry
03:04:00 <Clarkson> also " ha suck shit u stuck around for 2 years "
03:04:00 <TheRiddler> I'm here everyday
03:04:00 <ShadowLurker> dem nips https://40.media.tumblr.com/192f7b9f68106255138db894c3d96234/tumblr_nr6hbdiLVZ1tg8883o1_400.jpg
03:04:00 <Belvadere> Made that mistake too.
03:05:00 <Dugnuts> dat belly
03:05:00 <simba> http://media.onsugar.com/files/ons1/301/3019466/32_2009/882597469ead498b_Nakedwoman.jpg
03:05:00 <Belvadere> fucking everyone on irc
03:05:00 <Clarkson> haa fuck off graham
03:06:00 <ShadowLurker> bs
03:09:00 <TheRiddler> I tried to find a video but it seems to have disappeared
03:11:00 <Belvadere> Next
03:12:00 <Serenity> dont pm me belvadere
03:12:00 <Belvadere> Next
03:12:00 <Serenity> I'm married. Not interested
03:13:00 <Belvadere> My marriage is awesome too.
03:14:00 <Serenity> cool.
03:14:00 <Belvadere> It is my second marriage. My first one was shit.
03:15:00 <Serenity> great
03:16:00 <Belvadere> Do you make your husband feel like shit for staying out for a beer?
03:16:00 <ShadowLurker> youre fucked mate
03:17:00 <Belvadere> cheers buddy
03:17:00 <blablareallyshy> Hello
03:17:00 <Belvadere> .
03:17:00 <blablareallyshy> How good is 'walking with monsters' and later 'walking with dinosaurs' on netflix
03:17:00 <blablareallyshy> mygod
03:18:00 <ShadowLurker> you cunts cant troll for shit
03:18:00 <Clarkson> hmm cuddle with cat or masturbate before dozing off?
03:18:00 <British^Meat> +hi saemon, or saemon type
03:18:00 <Belvadere> Bla - do you believe in evolutuion?
03:18:00 <ShadowLurker> how fucking boring
03:18:00 <Clarkson> fkn firefox is fucking up with fb
03:18:00 <blablareallyshy> I believe in revolution
03:18:00 <blablareallyshy> Oooooooooo
03:18:00 <ShadowLurker> def saemon
03:19:00 <TheRiddler> which 1
03:19:00 <blablareallyshy> Belvadere are there people that can operate a computer that don't?
03:19:00 <ShadowLurker> this cunts illiterate
03:19:00 <blablareallyshy> you what mate
03:20:00 <ShadowLurker> cant read either
03:20:00 <blablareallyshy> Okay
03:21:00 <simba> lol
03:21:00 <simba> whos trying to troll
03:22:00 <blablareallyshy> I think ShadowLurker is trying to troll
03:22:00 <Belvadere> trolling on irc is a gold medal
03:22:00 <blablareallyshy> so how many of you are on ice, and how many of you are stoned?
03:22:00 <Belvadere> later
03:23:00 <Belvadere> only
03:23:00 <Serenity> stop fucking pming me you dero
03:23:00 <Belvadere> for now
03:23:00 <Serenity> im not gonna cyber with you
03:23:00 <British^Meat> woah, drugs
03:23:00 <British^Meat> lets not get crazy
03:24:00 <Belvadere> Serenity - let me make it public, "I guess you are currently alone and recently had a break. -> *serenity* I am an excellent wall to talk against."
03:24:00 <simba> im on ice
03:25:00 <Belvadere> Don't want to talk, fine girlfriend.
03:25:00 <Serenity> im not alone im not on a break from anything
03:25:00 <Serenity> fuck off.
03:25:00 <British^Meat> im on shwagg
03:25:00 <Belvadere> Hmmm
03:25:00 <Belvadere> Cranky
03:25:00 <British^Meat> is this how u used to irc back in the old day Belvadere?
03:25:00 <simba> ok thats p weird
03:26:00 <Belvadere> British - yes, woman bitched, but in the end you saw then close up.
03:26:00 <Serenity> it's a troll ok guys
03:27:00 <simba> /me mp3: Boys
03:27:00 <Belvadere> Serenity - trolls, you need to promote this channel and the volume.
03:27:00 <simba> FUCK
03:27:00 <Serenity> no
03:27:00 <Belvadere> simba - fuck off to stonewall
03:28:00 <simba> whats that
03:29:00 <Belvadere> A gay bar
03:29:00 <Clarkson> I'm bored but haven't got to the dick stage yet
03:29:00 <blablareallyshy> wait what
03:29:00 <simba> oh ok
03:30:00 <blablareallyshy> Serenity isn't a Firefly class ship?
03:30:00 <blablareallyshy> lol Clarkson
03:30:00 <Clarkson> no shit on chapel at bass station
03:30:00 <blablareallyshy> now?
03:30:00 <blablareallyshy> why are you on here then?
03:30:00 <blablareallyshy> go talk to people
03:31:00 <Serenity> goddd
03:32:00 <blablareallyshy> Yes, my son?
03:32:00 <simba> blablareallyshy is sliwog
03:33:00 <blablareallyshy> you what mate
03:33:00 <blablareallyshy> For 1, don't be racist, for 2, you're not a super sleuth detective so don't even try.
03:33:00 <Belvadere> Slow down, you know you can't catche me, I'm all too fast on the gas can't touch me.
03:33:00 <simba> w/e i know who u are
03:34:00 <blablareallyshy> w/e you don't
03:34:00 <Belvadere> we all know each other
03:34:00 <blablareallyshy> no we don't
03:34:00 <simba> ya we do
03:34:00 <blablareallyshy> nope, we don't
03:34:00 <Belvadere> we can, blah, and I do.
03:34:00 <simba> yep
03:34:00 <blablareallyshy> nope
03:34:00 <simba> we know everything about u :D
03:34:00 <blablareallyshy> bullshit
03:35:00 <blablareallyshy> you think you do but you are wrong
03:35:00 <simba> what we know about u is the opposite of what u know about us
03:35:00 <blablareallyshy> Are you high?
03:35:00 <simba> definitely
03:35:00 <blablareallyshy> I'm surprised you can spell definitely correctly
03:35:00 <Belvadere> IRC was created under an assumption of freedown of identity
03:35:00 <blablareallyshy> yet call someone a wog
03:36:00 <Belvadere> down
03:36:00 <simba> i didn't call you a wog i said you were sliwog
03:36:00 <blablareallyshy> Racist swine
03:36:00 <simba> calm down you hissy faggot
03:36:00 <blablareallyshy> LOL.
03:36:00 <blablareallyshy> You're actually GirlInADress arent you
03:36:00 <blablareallyshy> Yes, I accuse!
03:36:00 <Belvadere> wog is a wog get over it.
03:36:00 <blablareallyshy> Belvadere - and a dog is a dog, mate.
03:37:00 <Belvadere> blab - no
03:37:00 <simba> im in bed with the wog
03:38:00 <blablareallyshy> lol
03:38:00 <blablareallyshy> get rekt Belvadere
03:38:00 <simba> im a wog so i can say wog
03:38:00 <simba> thats the rules right
03:38:00 <Belvadere> One more generation and the wog is natural Aus with the Skip.
03:38:00 <simba> the rules on words
03:38:00 <simba> and peoples feelings
03:38:00 <blablareallyshy> Is that why you called me a faggot before? :P
03:38:00 <blablareallyshy> because you're a faggot you can say faggot
03:38:00 <Clarkson> and in that case, shut your mouth you faggot :)
03:38:00 <simba> yep u got me
03:39:00 <simba> Clarkson is on teh ball
03:39:00 <Clarkson> to much penis talk l
03:39:00 <blablareallyshy> well I said it too so I guess we're both faggots
03:39:00 <blablareallyshy> fagalicious
03:39:00 <simba> im a faggot
03:39:00 <Clarkson> It's 9 degrees, holy fuck
03:39:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
03:39:00 <blablareallyshy> 9 degrees
03:39:00 <blablareallyshy> what
03:39:00 <Belvadere> Clarkson needs some cock
03:39:00 <Clarkson> they rarely stop animal abuse, they more just bitch and stage protests
03:39:00 <blablareallyshy> 9 degrees of fagulation?
03:39:00 <TheRiddler> owned by Clarkson
03:39:00 <Clarkson> no shit with an accidental second s
03:39:00 <blablareallyshy> Who are you talking about Clarkson? The Liberal Party ?
03:39:00 <Clarkson> you know me? haha so far what youve said is bull shit lol
03:40:00 <Belvadere> Clakson - much fluff on here, very emo.
03:40:00 <blablareallyshy> what the hell
03:40:00 <blablareallyshy> I am missing something here
03:41:00 <ShadowLurker> aaaaahahahahaha clarksons funny as
03:41:00 <Belvadere> blab - give your piece .........
03:41:00 <Clarkson> ooomp : you should probably just distribute pics of your tits before the "man" does
03:41:00 <Serenity> good ol clarky
03:41:00 <blablareallyshy> who is ooomp
03:41:00 <Clarkson> Pieter, you are like a whinging old bitch
03:42:00 <Serenity> how dumb is this guy?
03:43:00 <Serenity> stop fucking pming me
03:43:00 <Clarkson> na fuck u bkaccunt
03:43:00 <ShadowLurker> clarky mate why u so angry
03:43:00 <Clarkson> why try fuck with chemicals
03:43:00 <blablareallyshy> who is pming you, firefly class ship Serenity
03:43:00 <blablareallyshy> is it Mal
03:43:00 <Serenity> your mate
03:43:00 <simba> mal michael
03:44:00 <blablareallyshy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUn-eN8mkDw
03:44:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mal's Song - HD Widescreen Views: 462,655 Uploader: jaysedai Uploaded: Jan 2, 2009 Duration: 4m31s Rating: 4.93
03:44:00 <blablareallyshy> Booya
03:44:00 <ShadowLurker> youre so shit
03:45:00 <Clarkson> pencildick faggot Skirmish
03:45:00 <Belvadere> Seems Serenity is the prob, but not managing
03:45:00 <Belvadere> Come on baby
03:45:00 <blablareallyshy> is it you Belvadere
03:45:00 <blablareallyshy> Belvadere, how about you suckstart a shotgun m8
03:45:00 <TheRiddler> http://motherless.com/86FE79C
03:45:00 <Belvadere> I'll take it
03:46:00 <Serenity> yes im the problem cause i dont want to be harassed in pm
03:46:00 <Serenity> ok
03:46:00 <Belvadere> blab - you are a bit simple.
03:46:00 <blablareallyshy> Belvadere I'm actually quite complex. I'm the product of two planets colliding and forming this tidally unlocked rock
03:46:00 <blablareallyshy> Did you know that Earth wasn't really 'the earth' until another planet, theo
03:46:00 <Belvadere> Well, you enjoy that
03:46:00 <blablareallyshy> Thea
03:47:00 <blablareallyshy> crashed into our planet? Which created the moon
03:47:00 <blablareallyshy> crazy right
03:47:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck up
03:47:00 <blablareallyshy> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theia_(planet)
03:47:00 <ShadowLurker> loòool quoting wiki
03:47:00 <Belvadere> I get the planets, just not sure why the girl is so bitched.
03:47:00 <ShadowLurker> cred = 0
03:47:00 <Serenity> night riddler simba brittish dude
03:47:00 <simba> nighty Serenity
03:48:00 <blablareallyshy> woah
03:48:00 <blablareallyshy> Settle down
03:48:00 <Belvadere> Serenity - talk of move.
03:48:00 <blablareallyshy> http://www.dailygalaxy.com/my_weblog/2007/07/the-theia-hypot.html
03:48:00 <British^Meat> slaters
03:48:00 <ShadowLurker> boring
03:48:00 <ShadowLurker> im out
03:48:00 <blablareallyshy> bye
03:49:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck you
03:49:00 <TheRiddler> night
03:49:00 <Belvadere> cunt
03:49:00 <Clarkson> I do for my kids an easy mac corn and tuna and they fucking go nuts over it rofl
03:49:00 <blablareallyshy> someone is mad
03:49:00 <Clarkson> how did u ruin ur life over drugs u dum arab cunt
03:49:00 <Clarkson> TheRon what are your boobs like ?
03:49:00 <simba> lol
03:49:00 <blablareallyshy> is Clarkson a bot?
03:49:00 <simba> cunt
03:49:00 <Clarkson> jacket and jumper dont mean shit
03:50:00 <simba> yes
03:50:00 <Belvadere> cunt
03:50:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
03:50:00 <TheRiddler> so who was belvadere
03:50:00 <simba> the guy i just kicked
03:50:00 <TheRiddler> was that saemon or is blablareallyshy
03:50:00 <TheRiddler> saemon
03:50:00 <simba> neither of them are saemon
03:50:00 <blablareallyshy> apparently i'm sliwog
03:51:00 <simba> sliwog!!!!!!!!!!!
03:51:00 <blablareallyshy> even though I'm more British than the queen
03:51:00 <simba> wasnt he sliwog?
03:51:00 <blablareallyshy> I don't think there ever was a sliwog
03:52:00 <blablareallyshy> it's some fight club bullshit going on
03:52:00 <simba> oh there was
03:52:00 <blablareallyshy> you were sliwog
03:52:00 <blablareallyshy> it was all a figment of your imagination to help you deal with testicular cancer
03:52:00 <blablareallyshy> just like the guy who wrote fight club
03:53:00 <blablareallyshy> it's gettin 420 up in here
03:53:00 <simba> youre tyler durden
03:53:00 <blablareallyshy> welcome back Belvadere darling
03:53:00 <blablareallyshy> More like, Dyler Turden
03:54:00 <Belvadere> Thank you.
03:55:00 <simba> pls dont spam
03:55:00 <blablareallyshy> Belvadere now have you learned your lesson - or do you need the cain again?
03:55:00 <British^Meat> behave pls mate...
03:56:00 <Belvadere> Lesson? I give some truth privately, some truth publicly ... serenety provided my other private as public.
03:57:00 <blablareallyshy> Creepy
03:57:00 <blablareallyshy> I hope Serenity kicks you in the nuts.
03:57:00 <simba> did she reveal the truth about your penis
03:57:00 <Belvadere> She feels she is in a poisition of important.
03:58:00 <simba> why are u going on about her
03:58:00 <blablareallyshy> he likes it when a woman is in control
03:58:00 <blablareallyshy> hahahah
03:58:00 <Belvadere> I do. Bend me over with a piece.
03:58:00 <blablareallyshy> it started out with an unhealthy infatuation with his mother
03:58:00 <simba> go on
03:58:00 <blablareallyshy> one sec, cone time
03:59:00 <simba> ok me 2
03:59:00 <blablareallyshy> I have the flu at the moment
03:59:00 <blablareallyshy> couldn't finish that one
03:59:00 <blablareallyshy> :(
03:59:00 <blablareallyshy> where a stoker at
04:00:00 <simba> where PPMD at
04:00:00 <Belvadere> Push it against my dead mum, have some fun.
04:01:00 <British^Meat> lol
04:02:00 <blablareallyshy> wait no i think he was offering his dead mothers corpse to clear my bong
04:02:00 <blablareallyshy> seems legit
04:03:00 <blablareallyshy> have you ever thought about how, we are truely the children of stars?
04:03:00 <blablareallyshy> as in we're made of the same things as them
04:03:00 <Belvadere> bla- yes we are star dust, however don't dush it.
04:04:00 <British^Meat> night saemon(s)
04:04:00 <blablareallyshy> who is saemons
04:04:00 <blablareallyshy> is it someone who comes on with various different names
04:04:00 <blablareallyshy> cos that's not me
04:04:00 <blablareallyshy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ0UX1iGR6M
04:04:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Thug life | Neil deGrasse Tyson Views: 155,742 Uploader: The Xcellence - Ear Bacon Network Uploaded: May 4, 2015 Duration: 0m45s Rating: 4.79
04:06:00 <Belvadere> Oh wait, do I need to pretend?
04:06:00 <blablareallyshy> What? You? Sit down, and be quiet, boy.
04:07:00 <blablareallyshy> If anyone else here is high as fuck and wants to watch something cool
04:07:00 <blablareallyshy> -
04:07:00 <Clarkson> why the fuck does my wife only use half flush when she does a turd
04:07:00 <blablareallyshy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO6ONMLfg5A
04:07:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Neil deGrasse Tyson On Life On Other Planets!(2013 MUST WATCH!!!!) Views: 115,697 Uploader: Neil deGrasse Tyson Videos Uploaded: Nov 21, 2013 Duration: 12m30s Rating: 4.94
04:07:00 <Belvadere> Slow down, you know yuo can;t catch me
04:08:00 <blablareallyshy> what
04:08:00 <blablareallyshy> i think either you're some kind of werird troll or you havemental health problems
04:08:00 <Belvadere> touche
04:09:00 <blablareallyshy> http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/25037000/ngbbs5348c3aa26528.jpg
04:09:00 <Belvadere> Give Serenity a go - but it is a fantasy - so let it go
04:10:00 <blablareallyshy> no thanks
04:10:00 <blablareallyshy> I'd rather a kick in the nuts.
04:11:00 <Belvadere> and you'll get it
04:14:00 <Belvadere> Serenity is here ...
04:21:00 <blablareallyshy> hahahahhahaaaahhahahahah
04:24:00 <simba> hh
04:24:00 <simba> hungrybox
10:56:00 <Loof> Longie u poof
12:03:00 <lumeah2> Hi faux
12:09:00 <faux> hi
12:09:00 <faux> quinnnnny
12:10:00 <amelia> how be jew
12:10:00 <StrykerX> amelia: Hullo
12:11:00 <amelia> ma tummy rumbling like something dat rumbles a lot
12:11:00 <amelia> WWF maybe
12:11:00 <amelia> hurro stryke
12:12:00 <StrykerX> Sup Mrs Josh??
12:12:00 <faux> HOW R U QUINNELIA
12:12:00 <faux> UVE ABANDONED ME
12:12:00 <faux> HOW DARE U
12:13:00 <amelia> gosh he makes me laugh soso hard
12:13:00 <amelia> WOT
12:13:00 <amelia> ABANDON HOW
12:13:00 <StrykerX> wens da big day
12:14:00 <amelia> m8
12:14:00 <StrykerX> dun make me com ova der
12:15:00 <amelia> when are you impregnating nony
12:15:00 <amelia> (if haven't already)
12:16:00 <StrykerX> wot
12:16:00 <StrykerX> u implyin we hav sex
12:16:00 <Clarkson> you have to cum
12:16:00 <StrykerX> looooooool
12:17:00 <amelia> can someone fill me in on wot Clarkson is
12:17:00 <Clarkson> acid can be pretty fucking interesting, and I am not a chump.
12:17:00 <amelia> surely no one can be that ...obscure
12:18:00 <StrykerX> Clarkson is a bot
12:18:00 <Clarkson> gonna fuck apple in the ass
12:18:00 <StrykerX> lol
12:18:00 <amelia> ohhhh
12:18:00 <StrykerX> That has a trigger on its nick and most swears
12:19:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha you didnt realise already amelia?
12:19:00 <Dugnuts> heh
12:19:00 <amelia> does it jus jumble random words together
12:19:00 <amelia> ahaha nuh
12:19:00 <amelia> i thought it was jus some coke addict
12:19:00 <amelia> you never kno on IRC
12:19:00 <amelia> he kinda fits right in
12:19:00 <StrykerX> Clarkson actually quotes past users on here I believe
12:20:00 <Clarkson> [00:42:59] pussy between my legs
12:20:00 <Dugnuts> definitely lines that have been said by other people
12:20:00 <Dugnuts> there are others names in there quite often
12:20:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11707734_741842585926643_5919319115855845558_n.jpg?oh=68e9c032f6e14e19ea82b9b199926efa&oe=56192C27&__gda__=1448900643_96750742fad9d3636f34663742efe473
12:22:00 <faux> 4 u doodle http://imgur.com/9QRxeiB
12:22:00 <Doodle> ehehehe
12:23:00 <StrykerX> I'd get that sticker if I ever got high enough to buy a Jeep
12:24:00 <Doodle> you'd have to be more than high
12:24:00 <blablareallyshy> Doodle, there is a level above being high?
12:24:00 <amelia> overdosed
12:25:00 <Doodle> foaming at the gills
12:25:00 <blablareallyshy> sometimes I can get so high I feel like I can see through time
12:25:00 <faux> Doodle check whatsapp
12:26:00 <Doodle> LOL
12:26:00 <Doodle> your gigglessssssssssssssssssssssss
12:26:00 <faux> whatt
12:26:00 <faux> Don't judge me
12:26:00 <StrykerX> Bleeding out in the gutter
12:26:00 <faux> It was funnt
12:26:00 <Doodle> i'm not lol
12:26:00 <faux> Lol
12:26:00 <StrykerX> Sign the contract to buy a Jeep
12:26:00 <faux> FUCK SOMEONS
12:26:00 <faux> FUCK A TIT
12:26:00 <faux> FUCK A TIT HARD
12:27:00 <Doodle> looooooooooool
12:28:00 <StrykerX> faux is the new Clarkson
12:28:00 <Clarkson> or are you talking shit
12:28:00 <faux> Owned
12:28:00 <StrykerX> lolll
12:28:00 <StrykerX> Just a bit
12:32:00 <mr_ducati> faux always gets owned
12:39:00 <simba> by who
13:03:00 <faux> Welcome doctor
13:03:00 <milk> hey doc
13:03:00 <doctor> thank you faux
13:03:00 <doctor> and hey milk
13:03:00 <milk> whats the scope?
13:03:00 <doctor> i bring gifts of songs and praise
13:04:00 <doctor> delicious
13:11:00 <faux> Lmaaooo
13:11:00 <faux> Have any of you seen get hard
13:16:00 <doctor> can't say I have, is it sexual?
13:17:00 <doctor> hello koolears
13:17:00 <couleurs> hi docter
13:22:00 <couleurs> what's up
13:36:00 <blablareallyshy> hello
13:45:00 <TheRon> go dees
14:15:00 <TheRon> 420 yet?
14:18:00 <BlackDevil> mythbusters time
14:18:00 <TheRon> i'd rather have a beer
14:23:00 <doctor> what about a beerbong at 420 while watching mythbusters?
14:24:00 <TheRon> thats just being silly
14:28:00 <TheRon> john lennon - jealous guy
14:36:00 <BlackDevil> they are doing
14:36:00 <BlackDevil> a breaking bad final scene
14:40:00 <British^Meat> Thanks for that Mario Lopez
14:43:00 <BlackDevil> no problem Citlyn Jnner
14:44:00 <Dugnuts> hmm, i might go get some buns, bacon and nandos
14:46:00 <nate> get a hot gf 2 :D
14:47:00 <Dugnuts> yeah i'll just pick one up from the shops
14:48:00 <doctor> pick us up a sausage roll while you're there
14:49:00 <doctor> ill pay you back when i get paid next
15:16:00 <faux> And stay out
15:22:00 <TheRon> dragons win?
15:35:00 <SlyOne> Hi all :)
15:42:00 <British^Meat> /nick
15:42:00 <British^Meat> err
16:42:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Fulanito - Guallando.mp3 (8.15MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 8:54)
16:44:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10013894_10152376268071489_8217046027909073827_n.jpg?oh=034331e85cd4d73a4f10fcca351e39cf&oe=561846BC&__gda__=1443911363_f0e846d916205ca27e95a34f67696050
16:51:00 <TheRon> eeevil woman
16:55:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Soul Hooligan feat Diana King - Evil Woman.mp3 (3.45MB 128kbps Stereo 3:45)
16:55:00 <TheRon> put the lime in the coconut
16:55:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Nilsson - Coconut.mp3 (3.53MB 128kbps Stereo 3:51)
16:59:00 <Serenity> how dare you
16:59:00 <Serenity> i just washed me hair
16:59:00 <TheRon> careful you'll take an eye out
16:59:00 <Doodle> pew pewww
17:01:00 <faux> MERRY DICKMAS SANTACOCK
17:01:00 <TheRon> it's only teenage wasteland
17:01:00 <faux> Lmaoo
17:01:00 <faux> howwwww
17:02:00 <faux> I'm still baffled
17:02:00 <Doodle> brog
17:02:00 <Doodle> le
17:03:00 <faux> I'm about to tear u a new ass
17:03:00 <faux> And sew up your old ass
17:03:00 <Doodle> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
17:03:00 <Serenity> rofl
17:03:00 <Doodle> i was playing that in front of my mum btw
17:03:00 <faux> You're about to get 20 likes on jnstafuck
17:03:00 <Serenity> so fresh n so clean
17:03:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Outkast - So Fresh, So Clean.mp3 (9.33MB 128kbps Stereo 10:11)
17:03:00 <Serenity> :>
17:04:00 <faux> You better bring your Costco card cos you're about to get DICK IN BULK
17:04:00 <Doodle> rofl
17:04:00 <Serenity> wat are you quoting
17:04:00 <TheRon> i think faux wants dick in bulk
17:04:00 <Serenity> +h
17:04:00 <Doodle> ur fave
17:04:00 <Doodle> will ferrell
17:04:00 <Serenity> just answer the fucking question
17:04:00 <Serenity> oh
17:04:00 <Serenity> yuck
17:04:00 <Doodle> ulovhim
17:05:00 <faux> IF U SEE U AROUND HERE AGAIN I'M GONNA PUT A HASHTAG ON YOUR ASS SEE HOW MANY HITS IT GETS
17:05:00 <Doodle> looooooool
17:05:00 <faux> lmaoo
17:05:00 <Serenity> if you shaved his head he'd look like a camel
17:05:00 <faux> He's so funny in this movie I cried
17:05:00 <Doodle> cos he has long eyelashes like me
17:05:00 <faux> FUCK SOMEONE.
17:05:00 <faux> FUCK A TIT
17:05:00 <faux> FUCK A TIT HARD
17:05:00 <Serenity> i liked him in night at the roxybury
17:05:00 <Doodle> ehehehe
17:05:00 <faux> Have u seen get hard
17:06:00 <faux> Or do you plain flat out refuse to watch movies with himm in it
17:06:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Haddaway - What Is Love.mp3 (4.14MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:31)
17:06:00 <Serenity> nah ill watch it if its good
17:06:00 <Serenity> but no i havent seen it
17:06:00 <faux> I haddaway den I lost ma way
17:06:00 <Doodle> keke
17:06:00 <faux> Please watch it
17:06:00 <faux> It's hilarious
17:06:00 <Serenity> who else is in it
17:06:00 <faux> The height difference alone between him and Kevin hart is hilarious
17:06:00 <faux> ^
17:06:00 <Serenity> OMG kevin hart
17:07:00 <Serenity> i loooove him
17:07:00 <Serenity> finding now
17:07:00 <faux> Lol same
17:07:00 <faux> Bbs shower time
17:07:00 <Serenity> i watched all his standups on netflix hes so funny
17:09:00 <TheRon> i don't like cricket
17:09:00 <TheRon> oh no
17:09:00 <TheRon> i love it!
17:11:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Earth, Wind & Fire - Shining Star.mp3 (2.62MB 128kbps Stereo 2:51)
17:16:00 <Serenity> is 1999 and im 13 and cool
17:16:00 <amelia> green
17:17:00 <Doodle> greeeeeeeeeeeen
17:18:00 <TheRon> daydream believer
17:18:00 <Serenity> mm green
17:18:00 <Serenity> belieber
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