// #melbourne — 2015-07-11
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00:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know, right
00:01:00 <Dugnuts> so out of character
00:01:00 <Dugnuts> you wanna come to the snow huh?
00:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, too cold and i have other plans
00:02:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
00:02:00 <Dugnuts> i got thermals specifically
00:02:00 <Dugnuts> i look like a warm ninja
00:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome
00:03:00 <Dugnuts> it is
00:03:00 <Dugnuts> i even did the old tshirt ninja look
00:03:00 <Dugnuts> heh
00:03:00 <Dugnuts> made me laugh
00:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have no idea what that look is
00:04:00 <Dugnuts> google tshirt ninja
00:04:00 <Dugnuts> you'll see it
00:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
00:04:00 <TheRiddler> ask a ninja
00:07:00 <ChorizoTaco> Dante, you're not even supposed to be here today
00:08:00 <Acem> :)
00:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco, you're not suppose to be here!
00:09:00 <Dugnuts> nobody is supposed to be here
00:11:00 <Gauci> fuck off
00:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yet here we are
00:12:00 <Maurice> I'm not sure where else I could be
00:12:00 <Gauci> taco fuck off
00:12:00 <Clarkson> calm yo tits
00:12:00 <Dugnuts> in bed with hubby?
00:13:00 <Maurice> But he's not in bed
00:15:00 <Gauci> Clarkson is pollock gay?
00:15:00 <Clarkson> and do creepy shit like video record them on secret cameras n stuff
00:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah do that maurice! creepy video shit
00:15:00 <Clarkson> cops would go 7/11 oh fuck you didnt steal me a doughnut!
00:15:00 <wOrMs> hi.
00:15:00 <wOrMs> fkers.
00:16:00 <couleurs> i got worms!!!!!!
00:16:00 <TheRiddler> it's freaks night
00:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> yew!
00:16:00 <wOrMs> [23:46:07] <couleurs> i got a dick on my head
00:16:00 <wOrMs> k
00:16:00 <Clarkson> Suiciety sucks his father-in-law's pecker for his smokes money
00:16:00 <wOrMs> no one cares.
00:17:00 <couleurs> i diden't type that u idiet
00:17:00 <wOrMs> um ok?
00:17:00 <wOrMs> y lie 4
00:17:00 <wOrMs> its ok
00:17:00 <wOrMs> you will be ok
00:17:00 <couleurs> i h8 u
00:17:00 <wOrMs> please dont hurt my feelings
00:17:00 <wOrMs> :'(
00:17:00 <wOrMs> im gonna cry
00:18:00 <wOrMs> wahh
00:18:00 <couleurs> good.
00:18:00 <wOrMs> can i have a headjob yet?
00:18:00 <wOrMs> i mean
00:18:00 <wOrMs> cuddle
00:18:00 <wOrMs> :)
00:18:00 <wOrMs> [23:48:06] <couleurs> 14/f/philippines
00:18:00 <wOrMs> fk off
00:18:00 <wOrMs> u sick fk
00:18:00 <couleurs> lmao
00:19:00 <wOrMs> oi be honest
00:19:00 <wOrMs> are u horny atm?
00:19:00 <wOrMs> yes/no
00:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
00:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
00:19:00 <couleurs> no i am not a horny automatic teller machine!!!!!!!!!
00:19:00 <ashleighxtrinity> LOL
00:19:00 <couleurs> xD
00:19:00 <couleurs> fkn owned faggit stfu
00:19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:20:00 <wOrMs> lolllll
00:20:00 <wOrMs> ashleighxtrinity ... did i say speak?
00:20:00 <wOrMs> obey your master
00:20:00 <wOrMs> now kneeeeeeeees
00:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
00:21:00 <wOrMs> [23:50:49] <katatonic_kate01> wtf dad shit himself again . brb
00:21:00 <wOrMs> wtf
00:21:00 <wOrMs> keep that shit to urself
00:21:00 <wOrMs> plz
00:21:00 <TheRiddler> stfu wOrMs
00:21:00 <couleurs> agreed.
00:21:00 <wOrMs> sorry Batman
00:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> welcome to my ignore
00:21:00 <wOrMs> i mean TheRiddler
00:21:00 <TheRiddler> same
00:21:00 <TheRiddler> ignored
00:21:00 <wOrMs> lol
00:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> so many cunts - not patience
00:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> -t
00:22:00 <wOrMs> "So what did you get up to today" ... "OH i put someone on ignore on mirc, cause im a tosser"
00:22:00 <TheRiddler> yep
00:24:00 <couleurs> ignore ON
00:26:00 <simba> Next
00:27:00 <simba> ----------- simbatonic_simb
00:27:00 <couleurs> lol
00:27:00 <couleurs> fkn ace nickname that 1
00:27:00 <simba> Cut me I bleed LPFC Red
00:27:00 <couleurs> ooer
00:27:00 <simba> Captain Hendo, Bene on him since day 1
00:27:00 <simba> Yep, leader o Men
00:28:00 <simba> He'll get Number 6
00:28:00 <simba> * * * * *
00:29:00 <couleurs> <B1> yeh but remember when i told u guys we wouldn't win teh league n u laffed @ me... well i was rite
00:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> atatonic peeps are amazing
00:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> catatonic peeps, not much so...
00:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
00:32:00 <simba> old ppl are always right
00:32:00 <simba> except when theyre 2 old
00:32:00 <ChorizoTaco> no time for love Dr Jones
00:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ simba
00:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm old and sometimes right
00:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> sometimes i'm left too
00:34:00 <ChorizoTaco> sometimes you're stupid
00:34:00 <ChorizoTaco> whatevs
00:34:00 <TheRiddler> better than always stupid
00:35:00 <TheRiddler> so she's 1 up on you there
00:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks riddler yo' da best
00:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> saves me typing it
00:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm trying NOT to be a cunt
00:35:00 <Clarkson> Nice and fake and shit
00:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
00:36:00 <couleurs> u wanna go me?
00:36:00 <ChorizoTaco> it's like being called ugly by a guy with down syndrome
00:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow - you really are a cunt
00:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> effyourbeautystandards taco
00:37:00 <TheRiddler> well if a guy with down syndrome can tell you're ugly YOU must be really ugly
00:38:00 <ChorizoTaco> 100%
00:38:00 <ChorizoTaco> lol
00:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking of delicious things *hair flicks*
00:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> garlic bagel chips
00:39:00 <ashleighxtrinity> you said delicious - i hope you have turkish delight
00:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> are pretty awesome
00:39:00 <ashleighxtrinity> no you let me down
00:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i like the garlic bagel chips.. they're better than turkish delight IMHO
00:40:00 <TheRiddler> turkish delight cupcakes
00:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew
00:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif ruin a cupcake
00:41:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:41:00 <TheRiddler> wb Mew
00:41:00 <couleurs> thx
00:42:00 <ChorizoTaco> Ashleigh, I agree. Tim for rage quit
00:42:00 <ChorizoTaco> time
00:42:00 <TheRiddler> still mad I see
00:43:00 <ChorizoTaco> 100% lol
00:43:00 <ashleighxtrinity> do it. you won't
00:43:00 <BenCox> taco should get into politics
00:43:00 <BenCox> promises shit he never gives
00:43:00 <TheRiddler> he's frozen with rage
00:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha
00:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> let it go…. let it go
00:43:00 <ashleighxtrinity> http://i.imgur.com/qxpUU4T.jpg
00:44:00 <TheRiddler> and lies about everything too
00:44:00 <ChorizoTaco> so much rage in my erection
00:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> i told you, get a flesh light
00:44:00 <TheRiddler> is that young jaguar?
00:44:00 <TheRiddler> +a
00:44:00 <ashleighxtrinity> i want a cat room :(
00:45:00 <TheRiddler> or a lynx?
00:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> i want a black cat
00:46:00 <TheRiddler> what would you call it?
00:46:00 <ChorizoTaco> I have a jam room
00:46:00 <ChorizoTaco> strawberry, apricot mostly
00:46:00 <ChorizoTaco> bring bread plz
00:47:00 <ashleighxtrinity> if i had a black cat id name it Fucking Filthy Nigger
00:47:00 <ashleighxtrinity> and id get it engraved on a tag
00:48:00 <wOrMs> if it was white as fuck would you name it Filthy Fucking Albino
00:48:00 <wOrMs> and if it was brown .. you can just call it a piece of fucking shit
00:48:00 <wOrMs> make sense fucktards?
00:48:00 <ChorizoTaco> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/an-entire-neighbourhood-is-being-terrorised-by-a-ferocious-devil-cat-attacking-children-and-pets/story-fnq2oad4-1227436615952
00:49:00 <ChorizoTaco> I wanted to call my cat a human name like james
00:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> my daughter has a toy cat and she need it 'big black pussy'
00:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
00:50:00 <ChorizoTaco> bitch wife said no
00:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> kill joy much?
00:50:00 <ashleighxtrinity> what did you name it ChorizoTaco
00:50:00 <ChorizoTaco> elmo
00:50:00 <ChorizoTaco> dunno why
00:51:00 <ChorizoTaco> no resemblance
00:51:00 <ChorizoTaco> he looks like a James tho
00:51:00 <BenCox> you really don't like your wife
00:52:00 <ChorizoTaco> I suppose that makes sense with filthy fucking nigger, too
00:52:00 <Clarkson> just fuck right off already
00:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
00:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> yet another reason to get a flesh light
00:54:00 <TheRiddler> I doubt he has a wife
00:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> another reason to get a flesh light, right?
00:55:00 <ChorizoTaco> get your own fleshlight ffs
00:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't need one
00:55:00 <ChorizoTaco> you massive smelly cunt
00:55:00 <Clarkson> its always the wogs that kicked ass
00:55:00 <TheRiddler> why so mad taco
00:56:00 <ChorizoTaco> so many
00:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lack of sex probably
00:56:00 <TheRiddler> mum didn't put out for him
00:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably
00:57:00 <ChorizoTaco> I stole the fruitbox out of your schoolbag fagget
00:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> delusional now too
00:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm concerned about your mental health taco
00:58:00 <Serenity> DONT YOU DARE LOOK BACK JUST KEEP YOUR EYES ON ME I SAID YOU'RE HOLDING BACK SHE SAID SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME!
00:58:00 <TheRiddler> that's ok I know you're poor
00:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:59:00 <ashleighxtrinity> ok there Serenity ?
00:59:00 <Serenity> fantastic
00:59:00 <ashleighxtrinity> its that wierd time of night when irc gets strange
01:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> the dude that sings that song, has a wicked mullet
01:00:00 <ChorizoTaco> if you were a blonde teeny bopper you'd understand
01:01:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Serenity is a blond teeny bopper huh
01:01:00 <Serenity> i am?
01:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
01:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> the only thing that bops are her boobs when she dances
01:01:00 <Gauci> fuck off serenity
01:01:00 <Serenity> eat my sack
01:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> do i have to?
01:02:00 <Serenity> yessum
01:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd prefer a bag of dicks!
01:02:00 <Serenity> ok only because i like you
01:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay
01:02:00 <ChorizoTaco> rigor mortis?
01:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> um no
01:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm not that hard up that i'd need to fuck a dead dude
01:04:00 <ShadowLurker> rigger morty's
01:04:00 <ShadowLurker> whos hard up
01:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco
01:04:00 <ChorizoTaco> plz explain how you get a plural of dicks in a bag
01:04:00 <ShadowLurker> dicks in bags
01:05:00 <ashleighxtrinity> bags of dick
01:05:00 <ShadowLurker> DICKBAGS
01:05:00 <ashleighxtrinity> im glad we had this discussion
01:05:00 <ShadowLurker> sezz just got creamed
01:05:00 <ShadowLurker> all over her face
01:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hope you avoided her eyes!
01:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> no one likes a stinger
01:08:00 <ashleighxtrinity> SuBw00FeR drop the bass
01:08:00 <Gauci> my mum mrs poh
01:08:00 <TheRiddler> he barks at low frequency
01:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:09:00 <TheRiddler> woof woof woof
01:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> who let the dogs out?
01:09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:09:00 <TheRiddler> yes
01:12:00 <Gauci> katatonic_kate01 is dog
01:14:00 <Doodle> who's this cunt
01:14:00 <Clarkson> so jade n me are best friends again and its great when ya use 'camcorder' in android to record from few feet away the bitch mirranda hates giving me a blowie and im yellin out crude shit and how its her mum next cos she owes me money for gear and atleast the blonde knows how to use her cheeks and not just blow like ya eating a push pop
01:17:00 <TheRiddler> who the fuck said that lol
01:40:00 <Gauci> robertingham Invalid nickname: No real names as nicknames allowed.
01:43:00 <Osskkaarr> cop that you fat fuck!
01:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
01:50:00 <ChorizoTaco> thats what I said to my mate when I gave him a red ringer
01:51:00 <ChorizoTaco> playing golf, chipped a ball at his anus
01:51:00 <ChorizoTaco> basically got a hole in one
01:53:00 <BenCox> cool story taco
01:54:00 <ChorizoTaco> yw
01:54:00 <lorrraine> nobody gives a shit dickhead
01:54:00 <lorrraine> all i want is my son home
01:54:00 <BenCox> cool story lorrraine
01:54:00 <ChorizoTaco> <lorrraine> nobody gives a shit dickhead
01:54:00 <Clarkson> nah fuck that 70s shit
01:56:00 <BenCox> lorrraine: your kids father has roasted him
01:56:00 <BenCox> and is now eating him
01:56:00 <ChorizoTaco> <lorrraine> nobody gives a shit dickhead
01:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
01:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> have some compassion
01:57:00 <BenCox> taco as a cop you have a sidearm, right?
01:57:00 <ChorizoTaco> G19
01:57:00 <BenCox> ever considered eating a bullet?
01:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
01:58:00 <ChorizoTaco> That kind of culinary experience is not appealing to me
01:58:00 <ChorizoTaco> Because I'm so angry
01:58:00 <BenCox> you wouldn't be angry anymore
01:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> before you consider that, have you put any more thought into a flesh light?
01:59:00 <ChorizoTaco> Nah I'm so angry I will bash my fucking coffins head in aye
01:59:00 <ChorizoTaco> Ask TheRiddler
01:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual fuck
01:59:00 <ChorizoTaco> Its called sarcasm
01:59:00 <ChorizoTaco> The allegation of being angry, is just as appropriate as your suggestion to buy a fleshlight
01:59:00 <BenCox> I didn't suggest that
01:59:00 <ChorizoTaco> Naaaahhh mate
02:00:00 <BenCox> but it's a good idea for you
02:00:00 <ChorizoTaco> I think I should buy some beef schniztel
02:00:00 <lorrraine> I have done my time with the lamers, the imitators, the wanna be types, the try hards, the head fucks, the gamers and players.
02:00:00 <ChorizoTaco> I've never tried it
02:00:00 <BenCox> cool
02:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> but you want to
02:00:00 <BenCox> has your wife left you?
02:00:00 <BenCox> or died?
02:00:00 <lorrraine> If that sounds like you and your idea of fun then I don`t wanna know - I'm interested.
02:00:00 <ChorizoTaco> maybe died
02:01:00 <ChorizoTaco> shit cunt got us booted for being a pisshead
02:01:00 <ChorizoTaco> whatevs tho
02:01:00 <BenCox> that explains things a bit then
02:01:00 <lorrraine> All I expect is honest communication with those I interact with. Being honest, true to yourself and those around you as well -not someone you think you should be- is also important. I have no desire to waste my time.
02:01:00 <ChorizoTaco> <lorrraine> nobody gives a shit dickhead
02:01:00 <Clarkson> ellen is a lesbian
02:01:00 <Doodle> lol
02:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> who are you talking to lorraine?
02:01:00 <lorrraine> If you expect a "man`s man" then think again. I am a rude, crude and opinionated Bitch from the very depths of hell but Mr Big Tough Hardarse I not.
02:01:00 <Clarkson> god its so dead here, is everyone eating sleeping or screwing in lightbulb
02:02:00 <BenCox> ok lorrraine
02:02:00 <lorrraine> Hmm, what else to tell you ... -thinks-
02:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> angry?
02:02:00 <BenCox> did you forget your meds?
02:02:00 <ChorizoTaco> Nah I'm angry
02:02:00 <lorrraine> Well, if I told you everything here and now it would leave nothing for you to find out would it? -grins-
02:02:00 <ChorizoTaco> Plz can I be angry
02:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> you already are
02:02:00 <ChorizoTaco> Oh ok
02:02:00 <ChorizoTaco> Thanks
02:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> you did apologise last night, so there is hope
02:03:00 <ChorizoTaco> I didn't mean it though, cause I'm angry
02:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> so, in a fit of rage you apologised ?
02:03:00 <ChorizoTaco> Yeah
02:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> works for me
02:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks
02:04:00 <ChorizoTaco> Don't say thanks to me you lefty cunt
02:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks :D
02:04:00 <lorrraine> In closing the following can be said. The Wolf is a complex and sometimes intense and moody beast. Never judge a book by it`s cover. Take a look inside - you never know ... you just might like what you find.
02:04:00 <BenCox> lorrraine and taco should hook up
02:04:00 <ChorizoTaco> nah
02:04:00 <ChorizoTaco> she said something about kids
02:05:00 <ChorizoTaco> cunts wrecked aye
02:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> but so is your cock
02:05:00 <lorrraine> nice try SmokinTheCock
02:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> could be a match made in heaven !
02:05:00 <ChorizoTaco> tinder match
02:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock smoker would have been better, 5/10 for trying
02:06:00 <BenCox> lorrraine: do you have someone who cares for you?
02:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> tinderella is my name on tinder
02:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> so many cocks, so little time… *hair flicks*
02:07:00 <lorrraine> BenCox yes my husband andy
02:07:00 <BenCox> I see
02:10:00 <ChorizoTaco> handy andy
02:12:00 <ChorizoTaco> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2637848/
02:12:00 <ChorizoTaco> 6 inch tall alien corpse
02:12:00 <ChorizoTaco> finally the quadcopter pilots have been found
02:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
02:12:00 <ShadowLurker> cocks
02:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> YUS
02:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> links, please
02:14:00 <simba> links
02:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> cheese factor?
02:15:00 <HaloumiTaco> bbl not giving a fuck
02:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't let the door hit you on the way out :D
02:20:00 <BenCox> dont bother c oming back
02:20:00 <lorrraine> i agree
02:20:00 <BenCox> don't feel obligated on our part
02:20:00 <mrdanger> YEAH
02:20:00 <mrdanger> DONT COME BACK
02:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> mrdanger
02:20:00 <mrdanger> or something
02:20:00 <mrdanger> sup kate diggity
02:20:00 <lorrraine> katatonic_kate01 lol
02:20:00 <lorrraine> mrdanger lol
02:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> contemplating bed
02:20:00 <mrdanger> it's a mattress on some sort of frame structure
02:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> you?
02:21:00 <mrdanger> I hope that answers your questions
02:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes
02:21:00 <lorrraine> hi clarkson
02:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> it has
02:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank you
02:21:00 <mrdanger> nice
02:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup with you?
02:21:00 <mrdanger> not much, just getting some mad pussy
02:21:00 <mrdanger> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11232358_10153463312952812_5400817288482168401_n.jpg?oh=553d1a16f64c8bb43fdb97ec3a368f80&oe=56549FD2&__gda__=1448815895_9bb118d70bdcf35af882755f321376a4
02:22:00 <Clarkson> and looking at porn
02:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> cute
02:22:00 <mrdanger> most affectionate cat of all time
02:22:00 <mrdanger> it makes it hard for me to hate it, but its my girlfriends mums cat and we've been lookin after it for 5 weeks now
02:23:00 <mrdanger> so I pretend to hate it
02:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:23:00 <mrdanger> I say stuff like "im going to punch you in your stupid cat face"
02:23:00 <mrdanger> and my girlfriend gets upset like it can understand me
02:23:00 <mrdanger> good times
02:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:24:00 <mrdanger> mew, lookin for some good times?
02:24:00 <Mew> you know it mr d
02:25:00 <mrdanger> what happened to the picture of boobs that was in the topic once upon a time?
02:25:00 <Clarkson> but theres always one cunt
02:25:00 <mrdanger> the only reason i came here was to masturbate to that pic
02:25:00 <mrdanger> Clarkson: it's usually clarkson
02:25:00 <Clarkson> that's a fucking good thing.
02:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEW
02:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn peeps
02:26:00 <mrdanger> goodnight
02:29:00 <HaloumiTaco> mrdanger, why is your pussy mad?
02:38:00 <lorrraine> mrdanger
02:38:00 <lorrraine> fucker
02:39:00 <Clarkson> I think you have some sand in your vagina
02:46:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
02:52:00 <amsy> hi ash
03:01:00 <TheRiddler> hai amsy
04:15:00 <JohnSmith> u cocksuckers
07:09:00 <Loof> HaloumiTaco smells like pee
07:12:00 <Loof> HaloumiTaco loves rubbing homeless cock all over his face
07:14:00 <Loof> i wonder how long HaloumiTaco will remain a virgin before turning to rape
07:19:00 <Loof> HaloumiTaco has anal fungus
07:21:00 <Loof> HaloumiTaco once stomped a mouse because it's cock was bigger than his
07:23:00 <Lumeah> Creative this morning huh?
07:36:00 <Skirmish> Soccer an hour drive away this morning. I don't remember signing up for these shenanigans!
07:41:00 <Lumeah> Sucked in
07:41:00 <Lumeah> U did when u came
07:58:00 <Skirmish> Not that you would know how that feels Lumeah.
07:59:00 <Skirmish> Also ... lol @ the logic that when you knock a chick up you sign up to soccer.
09:12:00 <Lumeah> Little do u know mr skirmy babe.
09:12:00 <Lumeah> Soccer is enviable.
10:00:00 <Lumeah> Quiet day.
11:08:00 <teddy> sup
11:08:00 <teddy> ?
11:28:00 <Lumeah> Much.
11:28:00 <simba> Quite.
11:59:00 <Skirmish> WOOT tax refund ftw.
11:59:00 <Skirmish> I only like tax time if I get a refund.
12:01:00 <faux> Much.
12:02:00 <Skirmish> I was hoping to get 1k but fell $27 short.
12:09:00 <frayedknot> $973
12:45:00 <iFancyEthanolsWife> i have a fundamental problem with the gooks
12:46:00 <iFancyEthanolsWife> and especially with china
12:46:00 <iFancyEthanolsWife> this is because God hates asians
12:46:00 <Doodle> please, tell us more
12:46:00 <iFancyEthanolsWife> well Harry Truman said that god hates Chinks and especially the Nips
12:47:00 <Doodle> i see
12:47:00 <Doodle> go on
12:47:00 <iFancyEthanolsWife> yeah i think Jimmy carter is impressed with O-failure
12:47:00 <iFancyEthanolsWife> because he is no longer america's worst president?
12:48:00 <iFancyEthanolsWife> do u think i have anything that u could potentially disagree with?
12:48:00 <Doodle> sounds interesting
12:48:00 <iFancyEthanolsWife> do u think Barack Obama is not the most powerful man in the world, after Vladmir Putin?
12:48:00 <iFancyEthanolsWife> well?
12:48:00 <Doodle> barack kkkkkhussein obama
12:49:00 <Doodle> hi BentCocks
12:50:00 <iFancyEthanolsWife> by 2016 china will supersede america as an economic superpower
12:50:00 <Doodle> 2mny rabbits in chorna
12:59:00 <faux> Dewdel
12:59:00 <faux> Loll
12:59:00 <faux> Chorna
12:59:00 <faux> -- chez
12:59:00 <faux> Choiiina
13:33:00 <Doodle> haha chezza <3
13:41:00 <Skirmish> [12:50] <iFancyEthanolsWife> by 2016 china will supersede america as an economic superpower <---- Their share market has been crashing for the past 3 weeks. You may want to get on the phone and remind them of your prediction.
13:41:00 <Cadava> i doubt it
13:41:00 <anotherirc3r> Happy Birthday for yesterday faux!
13:42:00 <Cadava> China is almost a 3rd world country
13:43:00 <Skirmish> China's share market is full of small investors. It doesn't have the structure to rival western economies. The only thing holding china together is communism. If they decided to go democratic tomorrow, it would be a 3rd world country.
13:46:00 <BenCox> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxoEPBVY8cc
13:46:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Why You'll NEVER Own a House Views: 49,869 Uploader: friendlyjordies Uploaded: Jun 30, 2015 Duration: 5m50s Rating: 4.91
13:51:00 <faux> Thanks anotherirc3r :)
13:51:00 <anotherirc3r> welcome hun :)
13:53:00 <stompin> bewbies
13:54:00 <StrykerX> Where?!
13:54:00 <Skirmish> No more bewbies. Faux is so old now hers are sagging.
13:55:00 <StrykerX> Are they around her knees? :')
13:55:00 <Skirmish> She tucks them into the top of her knee high socks.
13:55:00 <faux> You wish bitch
13:55:00 <faux> What's with all u old cunts calling people younger than u old
13:55:00 <nate> suck em up!
13:55:00 <Clarkson> I wanna fuck you hard on the sink
13:55:00 <faux> Golly
13:55:00 <faux> Lmao clarkson
13:55:00 <Clarkson> [08:29:08] you should check out my uhhh Im about to cum face
13:55:00 <faux> lordy
13:56:00 <nate> u look so good on the sink?
13:56:00 <Skirmish> relax faux its just a little jesting at your expense.
13:56:00 <faux> Oh I know
13:56:00 <faux> It's still weird
13:57:00 <anotherirc3r> faux is a youngin
13:57:00 <faux> Not young just not as old as these grandpas
13:57:00 <anotherirc3r> how old are you?
13:57:00 <faux> My tits still have a good decade of perkiness left
13:58:00 <faux> 27
13:58:00 <faux> n u
13:58:00 <couleurs> pics
13:58:00 <faux> u
13:58:00 <anotherirc3r> older than you! dammit lol
13:59:00 <faux> How old
13:59:00 <StrykerX> Pix
13:59:00 <StrykerX> Kgo
13:59:00 <anotherirc3r> a grandma.. 30
13:59:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/ELxZP6z.jpg
13:59:00 <couleurs> me
13:59:00 <faux> gorgeous
14:00:00 <couleurs> (in the chair)
14:00:00 <nate> cc is mexican!
14:00:00 <anotherirc3r> hawt
14:00:00 <couleurs> eat my shorts
14:04:00 <nate> so soft n creamy
14:04:00 <nate> u got that butter love
14:04:00 <faux> lol
14:05:00 <stompin> titsssssss
14:05:00 <anotherirc3r> braddles
14:06:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ you think your tits will still be purky at 37
14:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
14:07:00 <nate> i love tha way that Skirmish grinnnnds onnn meeeeh!
14:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
14:08:00 <nate> salt n pepper time!
14:08:00 <anotherirc3r> hai kate
14:08:00 <Skirmish> Relax Kate I am not cheating on you.\
14:08:00 <nate> play on player
14:09:00 <nate> play on playette
14:09:00 <nate> anotherirc3r ;D
14:09:00 <MrMark> sexy
14:09:00 <anotherirc3r> nateyyyyyy :)
14:09:00 <nate> anotherirc3r what boys do u like?
14:10:00 <nate> the strong in charge type?:)
14:10:00 <nate> ohh my
14:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - no that doesn't bother me if you were
14:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was thinking you were into guys too
14:11:00 <nate> skirms is a family man
14:11:00 <nate> he has no time to fool about
14:11:00 <anotherirc3r> yup natey
14:11:00 <anotherirc3r> for sure
14:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i see!
14:18:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/gallery/38uqGny
14:18:00 <couleurs> me irl
14:18:00 <Skirmish> Skirmish is busy making families!
14:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dear
14:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1 child is enough!
14:20:00 <anotherirc3r> run.. run away kate
14:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> my reproductive days are over - i enjoy my lifestyle at the moment
14:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> another child would mean i'd have to give up stuff - i'm too selfish
14:21:00 <anotherirc3r> lol fair enough
14:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll foster kids when my child is older tho - that's something i'd like to do
14:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> biological children bamp bow - nope!
14:22:00 <BMP> men oh pores
14:23:00 <anotherirc3r> hai British^Meat
14:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm not that old!
14:24:00 <British^Meat> indeed
14:29:00 <stompin> BORED
14:30:00 <British^Meat> y would u stay on irc then?
14:30:00 <British^Meat> weird
14:30:00 <British^Meat> if im doing something boring i usually stop doing it
14:30:00 <anotherirc3r> to bitch about it, of course
14:32:00 <fawks> Skirmish just cos all teh women u know have boobs that sweep the floor doesnt mean we're all unfortunate
14:32:00 <Clarkson> damn some bitches I don't know how they can deep throat
14:44:00 <Cadava> i am backl
14:44:00 <anotherirc3r> yay?
14:44:00 <Cadava> welcome back?
14:45:00 <couleurs> wb 2 me
14:45:00 <anotherirc3r> no
14:46:00 <Cadava> hi couleurs
14:47:00 <couleurs> hi Cadava
14:51:00 <nate> hi doctor nick
14:51:00 <Loof> nate u homo
14:51:00 <couleurs> WoOoOoOo
14:52:00 <Cadava> any hot guys wanna chat
14:52:00 <nate> if u said super hot
14:53:00 <Cadava> scorching hot
14:54:00 <couleurs> 2 hot 2 handle
14:54:00 <Cadava> hot sperm facial
14:55:00 <Skirmish> [14:33] <fawks> Skirmish just cos all teh women u know have boobs that sweep the floor doesnt mean we're all unfortunate <--- That's not true at all.
14:55:00 <Clarkson> do them in the ass
14:56:00 <Cadava> sperm around the ring
14:57:00 <Skirmish> [14:21] <katatonic_kate01> another child would mean i'd have to give up stuff - i'm too selfish <--- I can support your view here. It is exactly why I have no interest in having another child.
14:57:00 <Skirmish> Well, another child that I will have to raise/financially support.
14:57:00 <Cadava> i have cats
14:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:57:00 <Skirmish> I have no problems donating my time and genetic material to make beautiful children though providing their mothers do not darken my door again.
14:57:00 <Cadava> fur kids
14:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, cats are good…
14:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i'm not interested in your genetic material for another child
14:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> practicing sure!
14:58:00 <Cadava> children touch everything with their sticky fingers....little kids should be cooked and boiled up
14:58:00 <Skirmish> If a kid showed up at my door and said 'Hi, you don't know me, but you're my dad' my response would be 'You're more than welcome' and then I would close the door.
14:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw they're adorable when they're not mine
14:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ skrimish
14:59:00 <Cadava> they cry and scream
14:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> not always!
14:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> Just a large majority of the time
14:59:00 <Cadava> i can't believe i was once a child
14:59:00 <Cadava> little brats lol
15:00:00 <Cadava> more people should have cats
15:02:00 <faux> Why do Asians torture their kids by giving them names like Duyen if their surname is Nguyen
15:02:00 <faux> Duyen Nguyen
15:02:00 <anotherirc3r> why Cadava?
15:02:00 <faux> lovely
15:03:00 <Cadava> because most people are selfish
15:03:00 <anotherirc3r> ahh
15:04:00 <faux> What does being selfish have to do with getting a cat
15:04:00 <Cadava> because a cat is easier to look after
15:05:00 <faux> lol
15:05:00 <faux> Urgg
15:05:00 <faux> Wheres simby I has a pic 4 him
15:05:00 <Cadava> selfish people neglect their children.....more crime the ripple is huge
15:05:00 <Cadava> just get a cat lol
15:06:00 <Cadava> fur kids
15:07:00 <stompin> OI OI OI
15:07:00 <faux> Stfu
15:08:00 <stompin> make me.
15:08:00 <Cadava> faux is so fake
15:09:00 <stompin> get ya tits out and ill stfu
15:09:00 <faux> nope
15:09:00 <faux> Congrats cadava u googled what faux means
15:09:00 <faux> gJ
15:10:00 <Cadava> why would i need to google what faux means when i already knew lol
15:10:00 <Cadava> oh i get it....you thought it was like a secret that no one else knows lmao
15:10:00 <faux> wow
15:10:00 <anotherirc3r> ?
15:11:00 <anotherirc3r> really?
15:11:00 <faux> This morning I took a shit with a higher IQ than u
15:11:00 <faux> Pls stop typing
15:11:00 <faux> I'm off to read byebich
15:11:00 <Cadava> not nice
15:11:00 <Cadava> maybe a walk to cool off
15:12:00 <couleurs> some1 google what couleurs means i bet it means cool
15:12:00 <anotherirc3r> it means sexc
15:13:00 <Cadava> what is google
15:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lil @ faux!
15:15:00 <couleurs> kik
15:16:00 <Cadava> you two have a bad irc breakup?
15:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> oops lol*
15:18:00 <Cadava> nothing worse than a scorned internet man with a superiority complex lol
15:18:00 <Cadava> you all stupid ! LOL
15:20:00 <anotherirc3r> are you male Cadava?
15:21:00 <Cadava> in all honesty it realy does depend on the particular day and how i am feeling at the time
15:21:00 <anotherirc3r> ...right
15:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> or woman
15:24:00 <anotherirc3r> hard to tell
15:24:00 <Cadava> katatonic_kate01 what did you do to faux to cause the split
15:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot?
15:25:00 <Cadava> i take it that he is not very happy that you refuse to have his child
15:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the hell
15:26:00 <StrykerX> Cadava: Lets have babies
15:26:00 <Cadava> this moves a little faster than days of our lives and i do have a low iq
15:26:00 <Loof> strykerx u homo, sup
15:26:00 <StrykerX> Fuck all cockbreath
15:26:00 <StrykerX> U?
15:27:00 <Loof> not much just chillin with some tunes
15:27:00 <Cadava> The B&B is more my pace
15:27:00 <Loof> wish i had something to code
15:30:00 <Cadava> i just wish that i had the IQ of faux ....i would get on the irc and tell everyone that they are stupid. This would make my high IQ fantasy come to pass. lol
15:31:00 <anotherirc3r> you're weird..
15:31:00 <Cadava> do you see your self as weird anotherirc3r
15:32:00 <anotherirc3r> don't compare me to yourself
15:32:00 <Cadava> because i would have thought weird would have been a good thing for you and i am shocked that you are complaining lol
15:33:00 <anotherirc3r> why would it be a good thing?
15:33:00 <anotherirc3r> i didn't mean it as one
15:33:00 <Cadava> i wish i could come on irc and pretend to be normal but it never happens lol
15:33:00 <anotherirc3r> uh huh
15:34:00 <anotherirc3r> i'm glad i'm going out soon
15:34:00 <Cadava> k
15:34:00 <Cadava> so where are you going
15:34:00 <anotherirc3r> to the pub
15:34:00 <Cadava> and is there going to be supervision
15:35:00 <Cadava> oh one of them
15:35:00 <Cadava> .....
15:36:00 <anotherirc3r> yeah.. one of them
15:37:00 <Cadava> tit night at the local or are you just meeting up with the good ole boys
15:38:00 <anotherirc3r> going to a friend's birthday
15:39:00 <Cadava> make sure you behave your self
15:39:00 <anotherirc3r> oh i plan to drink
15:39:00 <anotherirc3r> sif behave
15:40:00 <Cadava> any chance to act the clown lol
15:40:00 <Cadava> any excuse will do
15:40:00 <anotherirc3r> there you go
15:45:00 <Cadava> any1 horny
15:56:00 <couleurs> oOoOoOo
16:00:00 <Cadava> you a pub goer couleurs
16:00:00 <British^Meat> cum :)
16:01:00 <Cadava> hi British^Meat
16:12:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11262029_996552810376750_5354956860658588812_n.jpg?oh=1f7a7ad35e238244fb82959fdb227789&oe=56151015
16:20:00 <Doodle> 420
16:22:00 <anotherirc3r> k enjoy your night
16:24:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a77_1436567749
16:24:00 <BlackDevil> Huge Fist-Fight Between Mexican Rednecks At Cowboy Concert
16:25:00 <BlackDevil> almost 4 minutes long
16:32:00 <couleurs> RiP LiL HoNDa
16:59:00 <British^Meat> Sometimes i miss PandsDontDrive
16:59:00 <British^Meat> LOL just kidding, i totally don't
17:00:00 <BenCox> it's ok
17:00:00 <BenCox> couleurs misses his mail order bride, beehhh
17:00:00 <British^Meat> he'll be back....
17:00:00 <British^Meat> he'll "slink" back in, probably change his name, be all quiet for a week or two and then...
17:00:00 <British^Meat> BAM
17:00:00 <British^Meat> Full nut out again
17:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
17:04:00 <British^Meat> its katatonic_kate01's catch phrase
17:04:00 <British^Meat> we were just talking about whackjobs
17:04:00 <British^Meat> who's your favourite in here?
17:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i have a few
17:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> obviously mayo is one of my all time favourites
17:05:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmm
17:05:00 <British^Meat> im not too sure he can be classed as a whackjob
17:05:00 <British^Meat> i mean im sure theres something wrong with him....
17:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> psycho?
17:06:00 <British^Meat> he's more of a runt than a whack job
17:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:06:00 <British^Meat> he actually knows he's a dickhead
17:06:00 <British^Meat> its like, his thing
17:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
17:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh well…. he is 'famous' on the internet
17:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> so he must feel special
17:07:00 <British^Meat> lol, i bet it gives him the biggest chubby
17:07:00 <British^Meat> yup
17:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably!
17:07:00 <British^Meat> fkn nerd
17:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shudders*
17:12:00 <British^Meat> He's actually watching now, funny as
17:17:00 <teddy> IM BACK
17:18:00 <cita> teddy: WB!
17:21:00 <couleurs> wb teddy n cita
17:21:00 <cita> Heya couleurs
17:24:00 <couleurs> hugs n kisses
17:25:00 <BenCox> couleurs: your mail order bride beehhh is imprisoned in Nauru
17:25:00 <couleurs> ok
18:06:00 <katatonic_kate01_> peeps n' freaks
18:17:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
18:18:00 <katatonic_kate01_> hallo
18:24:00 <TheRiddler> dogs are losing :(
18:34:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/ruby-rose-scores-role-in-syfy-space-thriller-dark-matter/story-e6frfmyi-1227433283288
18:48:00 <TheRiddler> GO DOGS!!!
18:48:00 <Ana_Ng> wut
18:50:00 <frayedknot> TheRiddler is referring to a game of Australian Football that is currently underway
18:51:00 <Ana_Ng> oh ok
18:51:00 <frayedknot> http://www.afl.com.au/match-centre/2015/15/wb-v-gcfc <-- if interested
18:51:00 <BenCox> thediddler
18:52:00 <Ana_Ng> thepiddler
19:11:00 <thestig> TheFiddler
19:13:00 <TheRiddler> so original
19:17:00 <faux> If u were a city you'd be TheMadridler
19:17:00 <faux> Heuaheuehra
19:18:00 <faux> And if u were a car ud be tehSkidlee
19:18:00 <faux> SKIDLER
19:18:00 <faux> Oh ye
19:20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:22:00 <invizzi> goddamn even pantera has caved into this weird nwo bullshit and removed the flags from their merch and cds
19:24:00 <TheRiddler> what did the confederate flag do?
19:24:00 <Loof> this displeases the baby jewsus
19:24:00 <TheRiddler> however spelt
19:24:00 <invizzi> i dont care what it does, the us has gone crazy
19:24:00 <Loof> agreed
19:24:00 <invizzi> totally brainwashed
19:25:00 <couleurs> USA USA USA
19:26:00 <Loof> i blame miley cyrus
19:26:00 <Loof> no billy cyrus
19:26:00 <Loof> for molesting her
19:26:00 <invizzi> yeah that makes alot of sense
19:26:00 <invizzi> i think it was her tongue that sent the country off the deep end
19:26:00 <Loof> so does you breathing cumbucket
19:27:00 <Loof> eat the whole bag of dicks
19:27:00 <Loof> then ask for more
19:28:00 <couleurs> agreed.
19:29:00 <couleurs> who's up 4 a lil Fi Fa
19:30:00 <BenCox> slack bladder is
19:32:00 <couleurs> ok
19:32:00 <couleurs> dose n e 1 hear watch game of frones
19:34:00 <invizzi> gayme fof scrongs
19:35:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6Cj9WJkRpA
19:35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Christina Aguilera - The Voice - Worst Coach Moments Ever - Shreds Views: 301 Uploader: TheKosmic8 Uploaded: Jul 11, 2015 Duration: 2m25s Rating: 4.91
19:35:00 <Loof> which suckledick linked christina aguilera
19:35:00 <Loof> i mean cmon really?
19:36:00 <Cadava> hi
19:36:00 <couleurs> hi
19:36:00 <Cadava> hi
19:37:00 <invizzi> whats this 301+ views thing that ytoutube does lately ?
19:38:00 <TheRiddler> umm
19:38:00 <TheRiddler> it's been there for ages
19:39:00 <invizzi> yeah.. just googled it now
19:39:00 <invizzi> lol only noticed recently ha
19:42:00 <couleurs> i'm from youtube
19:46:00 <flammable> Oh it's faux's birthday? Happy birthday!
19:47:00 <faux> Thank you :D
19:47:00 <faux> Was yesti
19:49:00 <Cadava> i need to edge
19:50:00 <amelia> fuck
19:50:00 <amelia> you
19:50:00 <amelia> and your
19:50:00 <amelia> edging
19:51:00 <flammable> What is edging
19:51:00 <amelia> stop self before cumming
19:51:00 <amelia> or something
19:51:00 <amelia> LIKE RIGHT TO THE EDGE M8
19:51:00 <Cadava> edging is where hold it back untill a fountain builds
19:52:00 <flammable> Hot
19:52:00 <Cadava> sperm flys every where
19:53:00 <frayedknot> i've heard of sperm whales, but never sperm flies
19:53:00 <Cadava> the whole room stinks like bleach afterwards
19:54:00 <ShadowLurker> you need more water
19:54:00 <Cadava> realy
19:54:00 <flammable> Hi frayedknot :)
19:54:00 <ShadowLurker> dehydration makes it smell
19:55:00 <frayedknot> hi flammable
19:55:00 <flammable> Whatchu doin frayedknot
19:55:00 <frayedknot> lying on the couch under a doona
19:55:00 <frayedknot> you?
19:56:00 <flammable> Sounds cosy. I had to work today
19:56:00 <frayedknot> work sucks
19:56:00 <flammable> It does, so much.
19:56:00 <frayedknot> answered lots of calls?
19:56:00 <flammable> Like a hundred
19:57:00 <frayedknot> hello this is flammable, please hold, hello flammable here, please hold. hello flammable speaking, can i help you?
19:57:00 <flammable> Exactly
19:59:00 <Picard> evening
19:59:00 <flammable> Correct.
20:00:00 <Picard> yes.
20:00:00 <flammable> Uh huh.
20:07:00 <Loof> TheRiddler doesn't seem to care that his undies are going to the dark side
20:08:00 <Loof> u kno dat riddler, did he fiddler?
20:09:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up loof
20:13:00 <Loof> i agree ooomp is the least sexiest person on earth
20:13:00 <Loof> abbott is next
20:14:00 <ooomp> Fuck off Loof. No one likes your communist shit
20:14:00 <WhoMadeWho> yeah, fuck off
20:14:00 <Clarkson> welcome to serenity's cock shop
20:14:00 <WhoMadeWho> where is the vagina shop
20:15:00 <ShadowLurker> lool
20:15:00 <StrykerX> Wot
20:15:00 <invizzi> glad i didnt buy a chair with a speaker init
20:15:00 <StrykerX> WhoMadeWho: Long time
20:15:00 <ooomp> Loof secretly wears budgie smugglers
20:15:00 <Loof> here's who ooomp voted for: https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11402980_10154028490604689_5576937906716774262_n.jpg?oh=6f050ffeb0d59694926ca5ffcef3a4b7&oe=565B04E5&__gda__=1443932168_fbda029e2ec94f076ae7bb4f48a90ed1
20:15:00 <WhoMadeWho> also Long Penis
20:15:00 <ooomp> Even posts images of his hero
20:16:00 <WhoMadeWho> night of the Long Cock
20:16:00 <Loof> https://youtu.be/6x5Z3_7hNDs
20:16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: I'm Tyrone And I'll F*ck Your Wife Compilation | I'm Tyrone Prank | Hilarious! | MUST WATCH 2015 Views: 1,816,002 Uploader: World's Best Videos Uploaded: May 21, 2015 Duration: 10m38s Rating: 4.09
20:17:00 <WhoMadeWho> im told this room is where all manner of sledging and rampant verbal accusations are made against fellow irc chatters
20:17:00 <WhoMadeWho> is this true ?
20:17:00 <invizzi> i hope it is
20:17:00 <ShadowLurker> yup
20:17:00 <invizzi> sounds like fucking fun
20:17:00 <Loof> you're 99.99999% likely to be someone who is banned
20:17:00 <Clarkson> just have to find sommin to put the fucking thing in
20:17:00 <Loof> so you tell us
20:18:00 <ShadowLurker> lol loof gettin lippy again
20:19:00 <BenCox> ShadowLurker: he must be feeling cocky today
20:19:00 <BenCox> maybe his wife hasn't put him in his place
20:19:00 <ooomp> Loof is just sad his mate Tones doesn't respond to his letters
20:19:00 <ShadowLurker> clearly
20:19:00 <WhoMadeWho> so in here...you could make accusations that someones mothers face is pushed in the dough at the local biscuit factory to make gorilla biscuits ?
20:20:00 <ShadowLurker> quite so
20:20:00 <WhoMadeWho> wow...true freedom of speech indeed
20:20:00 <invizzi> she makes twerk pretzels
20:28:00 <British^Meat> hah WhoMadeWho
20:28:00 <British^Meat> u nutter :P
20:28:00 <British^Meat> freedom of speech, classic
20:29:00 <Loof> Rolfe aren't you meant to be in jail?
20:31:00 <Lumeah> Boogers
20:31:00 <Loof> in case anyone wants to see lumeah: https://www.google.com.au/search?q=harry+potter+professor+trelawney&espv=2&biw=1910&bih=936&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=Y_CgVe2-HoaxmwXi7YXoAg&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ
20:32:00 <British^Meat> Loof looks like hagrid
20:32:00 <invizzi> looks like a marxist witch
20:32:00 <Lumeah> Lol
20:32:00 <flammable> Haha thats how i imagined Lumeah looked
20:33:00 <Lumeah> Keep imagining
20:34:00 <WhoMadeWho> Lumeah....name a celebrity that you look most like
20:35:00 <WhoMadeWho> if you say Oprah Winfrey.....well...i just dont know
20:35:00 <Lumeah> No
20:36:00 <British^Meat> oh go on
20:36:00 <invizzi> do you own a nokia Lumeah?
20:36:00 <Lumeah> No
20:36:00 <British^Meat> caaarn
20:37:00 <British^Meat> https://deanoinamerica.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/khaaan.jpg?w=351
20:37:00 <Doodle> lol
20:37:00 <Doodle> i look like chris farley 12 months after he died
20:37:00 <couleurs> Hot.
20:38:00 <WhoMadeWho> i owned a nokia or two in my time..... 5210 back in the day... http://www.mytrendyphone.co.uk/images/Nokia%205210%20Cover%20SKR-162%20wave%20blue.jpg
20:38:00 <faux> Ok
20:38:00 <invizzi> nice
20:38:00 <TheRiddler> everyone owned a nokia that wasn't like 12
20:39:00 <TheRiddler> or a matrola
20:39:00 <invizzi> i remember calling my mum on my mobile on the first day of year 11 to impress two girls.. and it worked
20:39:00 <TheRiddler> matorola
20:39:00 <ooomp> Dooooodle :)
20:39:00 <WhoMadeWho> nokia legs spreader you say
20:39:00 <Doodle> ohai
20:40:00 <couleurs> i owned a nokia or two in my time..... 8210 back in the day... bettemidler.jpg
20:40:00 <ooomp> Don't do that
20:40:00 <ooomp> It's cold
20:40:00 <Doodle> aw
20:40:00 <Doodle> stand in front of the heater
20:40:00 <Doodle> and take the rest off
20:40:00 <British^Meat> i owned a motorola, it had a one colour screen, Green, and you could only read texts 4 words at a time
20:40:00 <ooomp> What about your pussy
20:40:00 <Clarkson> im fucking stuck
20:40:00 <Doodle> he wont mind
20:41:00 <ooomp> Is he in front of the heater
20:41:00 <Doodle> he is on the arm of the couch next to it
20:41:00 <ooomp> Smart cat
20:41:00 <faux> Stuck where clarkson
20:41:00 <Clarkson> like seriously who want to work on shitty filthy dirty crap
20:41:00 <faux> Ok
20:43:00 <Doodle> good one you killed him
20:46:00 <WhoMadeWho> tell me....if your mum was milla jovovich.....would you ?
20:46:00 <ooomp> Oh Doodle
20:46:00 <Doodle> yes ooomp
20:46:00 <Doodle> and no WhoMadeWho
20:46:00 <WhoMadeWho> why not
20:47:00 <invizzi> she would play me bloodrayne movies
20:47:00 <ooomp> Other way round
20:47:00 <invizzi> and uwe boll will become my dadda
20:47:00 <BenCox> uwe boll can't make a move to save his life
20:47:00 <Doodle> i'm confused
20:48:00 <TheRiddler> you do know uwe boll made movies just to make money off a loophole
20:48:00 <invizzi> actually he makes good films, he just pissed off the media lol
20:48:00 <TheRiddler> intentionally
20:48:00 <invizzi> postal is hilarious
20:48:00 <TheRiddler> he did not
20:48:00 <TheRiddler> you're as bad as panda in movie taste
20:48:00 <Loof> i saw a guy trying to get this asian chick to get into his car this morning
20:49:00 <Loof> wuoldn't take no for an answer was getting quite aggressive
20:49:00 <Loof> but my bus came
20:49:00 <Loof> i'm a cunt
20:49:00 <TheRiddler> there goes loof's wife
20:49:00 <Loof> man he was like 50 she was like 20
20:49:00 <Loof> poor thing
20:49:00 <invizzi> wow did it work? did she go in?
20:50:00 <Doodle> u should have yelled at her and demanded she get on your bus
20:50:00 <Loof> lol yeah
20:50:00 <Dugnuts> so mt buller was pretty awesome today
20:50:00 <Dugnuts> it snowed!
20:50:00 <Dugnuts> woo
20:50:00 <Loof> he parked his car right in front of the bus too
20:50:00 <Loof> bus had to back up
20:51:00 <Bastardly_One> thought it was gonna snow in Lilydale this morning
20:51:00 <WhoMadeWho> why did you not film it with your phone
20:51:00 <Loof> cunt wouldn't move
20:51:00 <Loof> his car did not look roadworthy at all
20:52:00 <WhoMadeWho> because that whats counts when a fifty year old tries to get a twenty year old asian into his car.....the roadworthiness of the car
20:52:00 <Doodle> it should
20:53:00 <invizzi> yeah if his car was special he would suddenly be '25' and the girl will suddently be 'playing hard to get'
20:53:00 <Doodle> i wish my car made me 25
20:55:00 <WhoMadeWho> praps if you go and peg yourself to the hills hoist and get someone to spin it......all the wrinkles will disappear
20:55:00 <Doodle> loool
20:55:00 <invizzi> hehe
20:56:00 <Doodle> i dont have any wrinkles yet
20:56:00 <Doodle> only in my nutsack
20:56:00 <Loof> in it
20:56:00 <Loof> right in there
20:56:00 <Doodle> yes
20:56:00 <Loof> lol
20:57:00 <Bastardly_One> was it in chingvale?
20:57:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds drug related
20:58:00 <Loof> god now i'm stressed and cant decide
20:58:00 <Loof> if i found a magic lamp
20:58:00 <Loof> fuck it
20:58:00 <Loof> nvm
20:58:00 <Loof> was going to be a joke but then i decided it wasn't funny before it was too late
20:59:00 <Doodle> oh man
20:59:00 <Doodle> i never do that
20:59:00 <Doodle> i just tell it anyway
20:59:00 <Loof> lol
20:59:00 <Doodle> and look like a knob
20:59:00 <WhoMadeWho> you ever had those nights on the drugs.....when all your bodily fluids dry up.....go for a shit and its like trying to pass velcro turds through a sandpaper colon ?
20:59:00 <faux> hebleurgh
20:59:00 <Loof> hahaha
20:59:00 <Loof> brb bong
20:59:00 <Dugnuts> no
20:59:00 <Dugnuts> never have
20:59:00 <faux> Omg I hate razorblade poops
21:00:00 <Doodle> i knew that would get a reaction from you
21:00:00 <faux> ehe
21:00:00 <faux> Hey u discussed poop teh other day
21:00:00 <Doodle> i did
21:00:00 <faux> "IT'S JUST POOP WHO GIVES A SHIT"
21:00:00 <Doodle> and you were here for it on schedule
21:01:00 <faux> Well no ok I was discussing w amsy
21:01:00 <Doodle> lol
21:01:00 <Doodle> lets not get caught up with who was talking about shit first
21:01:00 <faux> Lmaoo
21:01:00 <faux> Poople
21:01:00 <faux> IF UR NICK WAS UP SIDE DOWN
21:01:00 <Doodle> haha
21:01:00 <faux> Let's pretend that works
21:01:00 <Doodle> ok
21:02:00 <faux> Was that waix
21:02:00 <Doodle> nah
21:02:00 <faux> Oh
21:02:00 <Doodle> the floor didnt move when he came in
21:02:00 <faux> I was gonna say and stay out
21:02:00 <faux> Hahahahaha
21:02:00 <faux> lordy
21:02:00 <faux> Idk where these ferals get their egos
21:02:00 <faux> It's really odd
21:02:00 <Doodle> i got mine in a box of corn flakes
21:02:00 <faux> Lol
21:03:00 <Doodle> where the fuck is sarah
21:03:00 <Doodle> i have another disturbing video for her
21:03:00 <faux> Man every time it starts to storm really bad I get up and close everything
21:03:00 <faux> And then when I sit down
21:03:00 <faux> It stops
21:03:00 <faux> EVERT TIME
21:03:00 <faux> mother nature is fucking with me
21:03:00 <Doodle> you should move here, its constant
21:04:00 <Doodle> wont be above 10 all week, rain cold dark
21:04:00 <faux> I hate closing shit too I only do if water is hitting the screen
21:04:00 <faux> Oh yum
21:04:00 <faux> Perfect
21:04:00 <faux> They said sydney is going to cop the coldest weather ever this weekend but when I checked earlier it was 12 lol
21:04:00 <Doodle> lol
21:04:00 <Dugnuts> look at tomorrows forecast
21:04:00 <Doodle> everyone here is flipping out
21:04:00 <Doodle> but its been colder
21:05:00 <faux> Tomorrow is 14
21:05:00 <faux> .
21:05:00 <faux> It was 2 degrees here last week
21:05:00 <faux> Maybe they got confused
21:05:00 <Dugnuts> weird
21:05:00 <Doodle> gonna be 9 here tomorrow
21:05:00 <Loof> Is a mini ICE AGE on the way? Scientists warn the sun will 'go to sleep' in 2030 and could cause temperatures to plummet
21:05:00 <Loof> Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3156594/Is-mini-ICE-AGE-way-Scientists-warn-sun-sleep-2020-cause-temperatures-plummet.html#ixzz3fa0xVfJR
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21:05:00 <Loof> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3156594/Is-mini-ICE-AGE-way-Scientists-warn-sun-sleep-2020-cause-temperatures-plummet.html
21:06:00 <faux> Daily fail
21:06:00 <Doodle> there's a mini ice age in mildura
21:06:00 <Loof> fuck that
21:06:00 <Loof> i hate the cold
21:06:00 <Doodle> oh i meant the drugs
21:06:00 <Loof> lol
21:06:00 <Loof> is there
21:06:00 <Loof> fuck that even more then
21:06:00 <Doodle> yeah its the ice capital of vic
21:07:00 <Loof> dayum
21:07:00 <Loof> cross that off my places to visit
21:07:00 <Doodle> probably closely followed by here
21:07:00 <ooomp> What else can you do in Mildura
21:07:00 <Doodle> eat an orange
21:07:00 <ooomp> Poor people turning to drugs to keep interested in life
21:08:00 <Doodle> oh poo its gonna be -2 tonight
21:08:00 <Doodle> my mull crop will die
21:08:00 <Maurice> (19:07:28) (Doodle): eat an orange
21:08:00 <Maurice> Lol
21:08:00 <Loof> fuck :(
21:08:00 <Doodle> lol i'm kidding ita like 2 seedlings
21:08:00 <Doodle> its
21:08:00 <Loof> ah
21:08:00 <faux> crys
21:09:00 <Doodle> whens your husband going away again
21:09:00 <faux> ita likea twoa seedlingsa
21:09:00 <faux> -- Italian doodle
21:09:00 <Doodle> hahaha
21:09:00 <Maurice> He leaves on my bday
21:09:00 <faux> Lol jerk
21:09:00 <Loof> i should put in some seeds too
21:09:00 <Doodle> oh ok
21:09:00 <Doodle> i'll tie a bow around it then
21:10:00 <faux> Maurice posted the best pic on me fb on me birthday
21:10:00 <faux> I died
21:12:00 <Maurice> I do enjoy bows
21:15:00 <Doodle> me on my bday: https://youtu.be/LRUOb5BuYrY?t=18s
21:15:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Gimme Gimme Gimme a Happy Birthday! Views: 1,722 Uploader: versendeal Uploaded: Mar 22, 2010 Duration: 1m23s Rating: 3.33
21:16:00 <Maurice> Lolll
21:17:00 <Doodle> ehehe
21:17:00 <Maurice> Happy birthday sexy bastard
21:18:00 <Doodle> its like theres a camera in my house
21:19:00 <Maurice> Time for your birthday kiss!
21:19:00 <Maurice> THAT WAS A BODILY FLUID
21:19:00 <Doodle> looooooooooool
21:19:00 <Doodle> also https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11665622_10153508758829614_6975270246260135367_n.png?oh=01586bcd82e0a0ffd6e9bc981e0d1558&oe=5610D3B6
21:22:00 <Maurice> Dat straw noise
21:38:00 <Picard> well fuck me
21:38:00 <Bonny> no thanks
21:38:00 <Picard> awww cmon
21:38:00 <Bonny> nah not in the mood for it
21:38:00 <Picard> blow job?
21:38:00 <Bonny> nup
21:39:00 <Picard> wristy?
21:39:00 <Bonny> nup
21:39:00 <Bonny> I'm veging tonight.. no action
21:39:00 <Picard> guess i will do it myself
21:39:00 <Bonny> lol
21:39:00 <MuGgSY> fuck me
21:39:00 <Bonny> there's an offer, Picard
21:39:00 <Picard> send me a pic for motivation
21:41:00 <Bonny> I don't have any.. I'm old and ugly
21:41:00 <Picard> nice
21:41:00 <Picard> just what i want
21:41:00 <Bonny> lol
21:41:00 <Dugnuts> you feel like you are getting what you deserve then eh?
21:46:00 <Picard> no
21:49:00 <Bastardly_One> gotta find it first
21:49:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
21:49:00 <Bastardly_One> I think GG Allen had a bigger cock that Pictard
21:50:00 <Bastardly_One> and he loved that 2 incher
21:50:00 <Joffrey> i think u should stop looking at their cocks.
21:53:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One id distrubed by your fixation on my cock
21:53:00 <Picard> im*
21:54:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One likes the cock, the 12yo variety
21:55:00 <TheRiddler> picard is blob from the marvel comic universe
21:56:00 <Joffrey> name calling; the best calling
21:56:00 <TheRiddler> http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090813025612/marveldatabase/images/3/32/Frederick_Dukes_(Earth-7964).jpg
21:56:00 <Zade> its all just flirting really
21:56:00 <amelia> AHHAHA
21:56:00 <amelia> the blob
21:56:00 <Picard> lol zade
21:56:00 <Joffrey> TheRiddler soz the room is set -N (nerd) ur marvel comic reference is truncated.
21:56:00 <Skirmish> I could log out right now and come back in 5 or 10 years and I'd bet B1 is doing/acting exactly the same as he is now.
21:57:00 <Joffrey> it.. only came up as Marv.
21:59:00 <Joffrey> lol Joffrey
22:00:00 <Joffrey> thanks Joffrey
22:00:00 <Joffrey> np
22:00:00 <Joffrey> lol@truncated btw
22:00:00 <Joffrey> indeedy heh
22:02:00 <amelia> weird cword
22:02:00 <TheRiddler> joffrey died looking like a toad
22:03:00 <Serenity> the fucks up with this guy
22:05:00 <Skirmish> Still connecting with exetel. There must be something wrong with Joffrey.
22:06:00 <Doodle> SEZZ
22:06:00 <Serenity> and why is b1 setting my highlight off with lines about picards cock
22:06:00 <Serenity> plz dont
22:06:00 <Serenity> ROB
22:06:00 <Doodle> i have something for you ;)
22:06:00 <Serenity> reowwww
22:07:00 <Doodle> eehehehe
22:07:00 <Doodle> for your playlist
22:07:00 <Picard> Skirmish i doubt that, cunt will be dead in that time
22:07:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ARwo2gxqaU
22:07:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Pizza Time Remastered new on Nickelodeon Views: 100,509 Uploader: OvieMughelli Uploaded: Aug 10, 2014 Duration: 1m14s Rating: 4.13
22:07:00 <Serenity> olawd
22:07:00 <Picard> Serenity he uses u as an excuse to talk about my cock
22:08:00 <Serenity> wowwwwwww
22:08:00 <Serenity> doodle...
22:08:00 <Serenity> soggy pizza
22:08:00 <Doodle> ruined
22:08:00 <TheRiddler> phew
22:09:00 <TheRiddler> fixed the video black screen issue
22:09:00 <Skirmish> Well that's it. Not clicking any of Doodle's links for the remainder of tonight.
22:09:00 <Serenity> lol
22:09:00 <Doodle> oh come on its just a bit of turtle jizz
22:09:00 <Doodle> well
22:09:00 <Doodle> a lot
22:10:00 <Skirmish> I need to buy a small table top tripod for my camera. Think I can find one at the local stores ... nooooooooo.
22:11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:11:00 <couleurs> that 1 going straight in 2 me favourites
22:12:00 <couleurs> CoWaBuNgA
22:14:00 <Doodle> hehehhehe
22:16:00 <Bastardly_One> for someone that thinks he's so good Skirmish sure knows shit
22:16:00 <Bastardly_One> can get those little tripods practically anywhere
22:17:00 <oberon> Bastardly_One why are you still crying over Skirmish?
22:18:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
22:19:00 <oberon> lol
22:19:00 <TheRiddler> stfu fag
22:20:00 <Picard> pratically anywhere?? so if i go to bunnings they will have one Bastardly_One?
22:24:00 <TheRiddler> you obviously dont know bunnings picard
22:27:00 <couleurs> Picard doesn't know many things...
22:27:00 <Doodle> http://www.bunnings.com.au/lufkin-flat-head-quick-clamp-tripod_p6320007
22:29:00 <TheRiddler> next he'll argue that's not what skirmish means
22:29:00 <Doodle> its not but still
22:30:00 <TheRiddler> you could just get a couple blocks of wood n screws n drill or something and make your own
22:30:00 <Picard> lol Doodle
22:30:00 <TheRiddler> even
22:31:00 <Picard> i dont think thats what skirmish wants
22:31:00 <TheRiddler> might end up cheaper and cooler
22:31:00 <TheRiddler> predictable picard
22:31:00 <Bastardly_One> last place I saw one was ummmmm the Reject Shop I think
22:31:00 <Bastardly_One> or some place like that
22:31:00 <Picard> how do u think serena will go in the mens final tonight?
22:32:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One perhaps he wants a quality one, not some reject shop trash
22:33:00 <Bastardly_One> stop addressing me
22:33:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly I am not answering you
22:33:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone else would take a hint
22:33:00 <BenCox> but he loves you
22:33:00 <BenCox> it's plain as day
22:33:00 <Picard> clealy u did
22:33:00 <Picard> oh my Bastardly_One
22:34:00 <Bastardly_One> on another note ... those cadbury cake bars are fucking nice
22:34:00 <Picard> from the reject shop?
22:34:00 <TheRiddler> clearly you're delusional aswell as a giant blobfish Picard
22:35:00 <amelia> blobfish
22:35:00 <amelia> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha
22:35:00 <TheRiddler> yep
22:35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:36:00 <TheRiddler> http://conservationmagazine.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/blobfish.jpg
22:36:00 <TheRiddler> such a likeness
22:36:00 <amelia> AAHHAAHHA
22:36:00 <amelia> disgusting
22:38:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Laser-BLU-BD2000-Blu-Ray-Player-NEW-/141486638476?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_15&hash=item20f142c58c
22:38:00 <TheRiddler> just bought 1 of these
22:43:00 <couleurs> i'm a laser
22:44:00 <anotherirc3r> noice
22:48:00 <couleurs> pichu pichu
22:50:00 <Serenity> omg buffy
22:53:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
22:55:00 <couleurs> Sarah_Buffy_Gellar
22:57:00 <Picard> lovedddddddddddddddd buffy
22:57:00 <Picard> fuck wheedon for killing it!!!
22:58:00 <Picard> anyone watching tennis?
22:58:00 <Doodle> no i like girls
22:58:00 <anotherirc3r> hai Picard
22:59:00 <ShadowLurker> lol Doodle
22:59:00 <couleurs> gaybo
23:00:00 <Picard> anotherirc3r hey
23:01:00 <couleurs> go barcelona bich
23:01:00 <couleurs> serena u niger monkey die
23:02:00 <anotherirc3r> how are you?
23:02:00 <Bastardly_One> sucked in all who got tickets for the soccer games coming to Melb and Adel
23:02:00 <Bastardly_One> they're gonna be on channel 9 for the best seat in the house anyway
23:02:00 <amsy> people like to go out
23:03:00 <TheRiddler> ^
23:03:00 <couleurs> lol
23:03:00 <moke> Fuck u england
23:03:00 <couleurs> it's a completely different atmosphere irl
23:03:00 <moke> Aus is fucked
23:03:00 <moke> Fucken pom cunts
23:03:00 <moke> Boon dip
23:03:00 <moke> Chip sap on the dim nap
23:04:00 <couleurs> stfu u xD
23:04:00 <moke> U stfu
23:04:00 <moke> Colours
23:04:00 <moke> Trivago
23:04:00 <moke> I wanna book a holiday
23:04:00 <couleurs> no what.cd invite 4 u enjoy your mp3s 4 da rest of ur life
23:04:00 <moke> What.cd
23:05:00 <moke> Haha
23:05:00 <moke> R u in that
23:05:00 <moke> Fucking elitist faggot admins of that site
23:05:00 <couleurs> yes
23:05:00 <couleurs> they're the worst
23:05:00 <TheRiddler> who is moke
23:06:00 <couleurs> GO BARCA BICH
23:06:00 <moke> Thanks for agreeing man
23:07:00 <couleurs> i got banned once
23:07:00 <moke> Its so hard to keep a ratio
23:07:00 <moke> Ive been banned 50 times
23:07:00 <couleurs> for not logging in for like 4 months
23:07:00 <couleurs> cos i went overseas
23:07:00 <moke> Oh yeah
23:07:00 <couleurs> and my friend who got me the invite got banned for a week
23:07:00 <moke> Shit
23:07:00 <couleurs> they're so ridiculous
23:07:00 <moke> Harsh
23:07:00 <moke> I know
23:07:00 <anotherirc3r> sif ignore
23:07:00 <moke> Oh shit
23:08:00 <couleurs> so i had to get another invite
23:08:00 <moke> Aus 5 for 106
23:09:00 <couleurs> ps hi amsy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:09:00 <moke> Quiet here tonight
23:09:00 <anotherirc3r> it is
23:09:00 <anotherirc3r> how dare people be offline having lives and things
23:10:00 <couleurs> i'M #1 sO WhY TrY HaRdEr?
23:11:00 <anotherirc3r> true couleurs
23:11:00 <moke> Yea what is life though
23:11:00 <moke> Couleurs u married
23:11:00 <couleurs> 2 the mob
23:12:00 <moke> Loof woof
23:12:00 <moke> Lolz
23:12:00 <Loof> yeah funny
23:12:00 <moke> Aus is fucked looks like we r gonna lose
23:13:00 <moke> So broke atm
23:13:00 <moke> No money till fri
23:13:00 <moke> Friday wtf
23:13:00 <moke> Sadddd
23:17:00 <couleurs> GO BARCA BICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:17:00 <Fischer> PiSsSsSsSsSs
23:18:00 <Loof> on your mattress
23:18:00 <Loof> ew
23:18:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
23:18:00 <anotherirc3r> lovely
23:20:00 <TheMayo> LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
23:20:00 <TheMayo> Hi
23:20:00 <couleurs> fuck serena williams go get fatter fat ass fatty mc fatts
23:20:00 <couleurs> !!!!!!
23:20:00 <couleurs> Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:21:00 <TheMayo> Where are all the losers at?
23:21:00 <TheMayo> I speak of people like Serenity
23:21:00 <TheMayo> people like simba
23:21:00 <TheMayo> people like skirmish
23:21:00 <TheMayo> Doodle is back
23:21:00 <TheMayo> Thats fantastic
23:21:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOOOOOL @ mayo
23:21:00 <TheMayo> Doodle where is your cop mate?
23:21:00 <ShadowLurker> dick mayo
23:21:00 <TheMayo> lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo @ ShadowLurker
23:21:00 <TheMayo> The FAGGOT OF THE OPERA
23:22:00 <TheMayo> How are you fatso?
23:22:00 <ShadowLurker> thats me
23:22:00 <ShadowLurker> im fantastic
23:22:00 <TheMayo> Still putting on lame makeup and presenting your ass?
23:22:00 <anotherirc3r> re0w
23:22:00 <ShadowLurker> definitely
23:22:00 <anotherirc3r> show us ShadowLurker
23:22:00 <TheMayo> THE FAGGOT OF THE OPERA
23:22:00 <ShadowLurker> like right now
23:22:00 <couleurs> TheMayo Rulz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:22:00 <TheMayo> Hi couleurs
23:22:00 <TheMayo> TheRiddler is here
23:22:00 <TheMayo> The butt plug homo
23:23:00 <TheMayo> TheRiddler where is your butt plug?
23:23:00 <TheMayo> Or is ShadowLurker still sucking on it?
23:23:00 <TheMayo> LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
23:23:00 <TheRiddler> I dont have 1
23:23:00 <ShadowLurker> its in my ass
23:23:00 <ShadowLurker> love it
23:23:00 <TheMayo> You guys share it?
23:23:00 <TheMayo> fucking dirty faggots
23:23:00 <ShadowLurker> still warm
23:24:00 <TheMayo> ShadowLurker how is Serenity handling her power in #melbourne this time?
23:24:00 <TheMayo> Has she had another BREAK DOWN yet?
23:24:00 <nate> dirty lovers are da best lovers;l
23:24:00 <TheMayo> The loser bidmeads
23:24:00 <couleurs> hi nn !
23:24:00 <ShadowLurker> loooooooooooool @ old insults
23:24:00 <ShadowLurker> got anything new
23:25:00 <TheMayo> I am actually very interested to see how Serenity is
23:25:00 <TheMayo> It has been a while since we last spoke
23:25:00 <TheMayo> We have A LOT to talk about
23:25:00 <TheMayo> rofl
23:25:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
23:25:00 <TheMayo> I see fawks is here as per usual
23:26:00 <Serenity> we dont actually have anything to talk about matthew. we're all losers but here you are on a saturday night touching your dick over abusing people on a dying internet network. hmmm
23:26:00 <TheMayo> the oompa loomper thing
23:26:00 <TheMayo> Hi Serenity
23:28:00 <HaloumiTaco> shitlisted?
23:28:00 <HaloumiTaco> sounds gay
23:28:00 <Serenity> ur fucking gay fix your broken brain
23:28:00 <Osskkaarr> Looolllllllllllllll
23:28:00 <ShadowLurker> ROFL
23:28:00 <Osskkaarr> That should of been the kick msg.
23:29:00 <Osskkaarr> in bold
23:29:00 <Serenity> it should have
23:29:00 <TheRiddler> what is with his facination with butt plugs
23:29:00 <TheRiddler> it wasn't even a buttplug
23:29:00 <Serenity> dont let him bother yuou ash
23:29:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:29:00 <Serenity> literally no one thinks about it cept him
23:29:00 <ShadowLurker> best way to win with him
23:29:00 <ShadowLurker> agree
23:29:00 <fawks> i do
23:30:00 <couleurs> me 2
23:30:00 <Serenity> yeah ok
23:30:00 <Serenity> whatever
23:30:00 <fawks> ..lol
23:30:00 <fawks> mo mayo mo money
23:30:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:30:00 <ShadowLurker> hes gunna mad now
23:30:00 <TheRiddler> mad cow
23:30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck me its cold tonight
23:30:00 <Serenity> sure is
23:31:00 <ShadowLurker> nipply
23:31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> especially sitting outside lol
23:31:00 <fawks> wear clothes
23:32:00 <anotherirc3r> why be outside then?
23:32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> working
23:32:00 <anotherirc3r> doing what?
23:32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> security
23:33:00 <anotherirc3r> ahh
23:33:00 <Serenity> what colour underpants do you have on
23:33:00 <Serenity> what toilet paper do you use
23:34:00 <Serenity> what is the difference between a duck?
23:34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> huh lol
23:34:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
23:34:00 <Serenity> its ok im going now
23:34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
23:34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ok
23:35:00 <anotherirc3r> enjoy
23:35:00 <Bastardly_One> why the fuck did this come into my head?
23:35:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvC2LRTR8UI
23:35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Nik Kershaw - Wouldn't It Be Good video Views: 2,392,496 Uploader: Steven Chippendale Uploaded: Mar 17, 2008 Duration: 4m53s Rating: 4.93
23:38:00 <ShadowLurker> because homo
23:38:00 <anotherirc3r> never heard it
23:40:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Nick Kershaw - Wouldn't It Be Good.mp3 (4.18MB 128kbps Stereo 4:33)
23:41:00 <couleurs> i'm nik kershaw
23:41:00 <HaloumiTaco> Snow down to 600m eh
23:41:00 <grem> Snoopys_Gunship. tuffin up princess :D
23:41:00 <HaloumiTaco> I'm prepared for the end of the world
23:41:00 <HaloumiTaco> I've got a shotgun
23:42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> blow me bitch lol
23:43:00 <HaloumiTaco> Prob closing the Great Western Highway in an hour or so
23:43:00 <fawks> why?
23:43:00 <Doodle> https://www.facebook.com/BURRR4HURRR/videos/708407285920112/
23:43:00 <HaloumiTaco> or as I like to call it, the great western goat track
23:43:00 <Doodle> 4 ShadowLurker
23:43:00 <HaloumiTaco> snow
23:43:00 <fawks> what
23:43:00 <HaloumiTaco> closing = protecting idiets from themselves
23:43:00 <fawks> not like wentworthville/greystanes etc way?
23:43:00 <HaloumiTaco> sometimes they're traffic command officers... last year one got stuck in medlow and my unit had to rescue him... lol
23:44:00 <HaloumiTaco> what is the altitude of greystanes? like 100m?
23:44:00 <HaloumiTaco> the forecast is snow down to 600m
23:44:00 <ShadowLurker> AAAAHAHAHAHAHA
23:44:00 <ShadowLurker> bbbrrrrtttttt
23:44:00 <fawks> i dont fucking know lol
23:44:00 <Doodle> loooooool
23:45:00 <HaloumiTaco> I'm at springwood atm, we're heading up to katoomba then lithgow depending on how the weather develops, in the next hour
23:45:00 <Doodle> might snow here, going to be -2 tonight
23:45:00 <Doodle> wooo
23:45:00 <Serenity> do a nudey run
23:46:00 <Doodle> lol i'd die
23:46:00 <HaloumiTaco> I've got a snowboard in the isuzu
23:46:00 <HaloumiTaco> chris has got a snow sled
23:46:00 <HaloumiTaco> hoping to find a nice stretch of rd to tear up
23:46:00 <Doodle> the isuzu?
23:46:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/MO4UXuB
23:46:00 <faux> lmao
23:47:00 <Doodle> hehehe
23:47:00 <HaloumiTaco> works isuzu yea
23:48:00 <couleurs> make a snowman with a dick carret
23:48:00 <Doodle> what a mr or a ute
23:48:00 <HaloumiTaco> f series
23:49:00 <Doodle> what like a command unit
23:49:00 <HaloumiTaco> nah rescue truck
23:50:00 <Doodle> ah righto
23:50:00 <HaloumiTaco> its like a cross between a fire engine, and a riggers dream
23:50:00 <Doodle> yeah i know the ones
23:54:00 <Doodle> http://www.motorsportauctions.com/category/439/Drifting/listings/34502/Nissan-350Z-Tokyo-Drift.html
23:54:00 <Doodle> lol@price
23:57:00 <HaloumiTaco> http://www.ratatosk.nu/fun/strips/Flygning/400hp%20Idle.jpg
23:58:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
23:58:00 <couleurs> that's over $300k our money Doodle
23:58:00 <couleurs> rather a ferrari then a datsun
23:58:00 <Doodle> yeah bit pricy lol
23:58:00 <couleurs> or like 2 porsches
23:58:00 <Doodle> especially one ruined by veilside
23:59:00 <HaloumiTaco> volkswagens are pretty lame
23:59:00 <couleurs> RiP Paul Datsun
23:59:00 <HaloumiTaco> except for the golf
23:59:00 <HaloumiTaco> they're alright
23:59:00 <HaloumiTaco> appropriately priced too
23:59:00 <ShadowLurker> ill take a datsun
23:59:00 <Doodle> i'd have a scirocco
23:59:00 <ShadowLurker> and the guys to go with it
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