#melbourne - 2015-07-05 - AustNet Archive Project

// #melbourne — 2015-07-05

1996 1997 1998 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015 2016
Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31
« 2015-07-04 2015-07-06 »
00:00 <Serenity> lol Maurice
01:00 <ShadowLurker> like this kate
01:00 <ShadowLurker> https://36.media.tumblr.com/3c682f93c20ff2d724c2a346a0e4780c/tumblr_nqd36rt8m51tytd73o1_540.jpg
01:00 <Dugnuts> i think kate wants no girls in the photo
01:00 <Dugnuts> maybe she wants a pic of like 10 cocks in a row
01:00 <Clarkson> hahaha what a fuckin loser
03:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
04:00 <ShadowLurker> AAAHAHAHAHA https://38.media.tumblr.com/a9d7780a85e5d69a6a54502d6270ec9d/tumblr_nlixtwA63b1u4aex3o3_400.gif
05:00 <Serenity> what the FUCK mann
05:00 <Serenity> thats not cool
05:00 <osmosis> is it isis beheading people?
06:00 <Serenity> lol worse
06:00 <ShadowLurker> BOOZIES
06:00 <ShadowLurker> https://36.media.tumblr.com/3664b9f4745ef8fedfdc2ebe620bbb91/tumblr_nqm6caEKdw1u92ukko1_540.jpg
07:00 <Osskkaarr> bOoBiEz
07:00 <Maurice> Fucking hell
07:00 <Maurice> How many muscle relaxants is that chick on
08:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh NOICE cock
09:00 <Clarkson> my sis is a bitch so is you and my ex
09:00 <Maurice> 'Shes high as fuck, just tape her eyelids open and cram her asshole full'
09:00 <Serenity> lol
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> 3 in the poo no in the smoo ….
10:00 <ShadowLurker> http://33.media.tumblr.com/409893c00456b4ea31f871ed7d78d228/tumblr_nk1rqxcacL1u4581jo1_250.gif
10:00 <ShadowLurker> whoppers
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah yeah!
11:00 <Maurice> Great, now I want 11 whoppers with cheese and beetroot
11:00 <Serenity> omg maurice
11:00 <Serenity> i had beetroot on my build your own burger
11:00 <Serenity> it was suh good
11:00 <Maurice> Yum
11:00 <Maurice> Beetroot is the best
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had no idea you could build your own burgers
11:00 <Maurice> Those who don't like beetroot on burgers, need their own special hell
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> or order shit on a touch screen thing
11:00 <Clarkson> and fuck me, I really need to find that movie now
11:00 <Serenity> maccas build your own
11:00 <Maurice> Thats great, Clarkson, keep us updated
11:00 <Clarkson> all i know is il fuck her
12:00 <Serenity> the touch screen is so cool!
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah how long has that been happening?
12:00 <Serenity> umm im not sure tbh
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> clarkson, giz a look at yo' dick?
12:00 <Clarkson> my pussy is pulsating 
12:00 <Maurice> I saw a chick on my fb do it about 2 weeks ago
12:00 <Serenity> lOL
12:00 <Maurice> But shes in syd
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd!
12:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahahahaha http://33.media.tumblr.com/b5ab93888fb968a34aa258242119cdc7/tumblr_ni78njSU3w1u4581jo1_400.gif
12:00 <Serenity> they are actually really good, im not normally a fan of maccas
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i just ordered coffee
14:00 <Maurice> ShadowLurker, I hope my local fast food doesnt do that
14:00 <Maurice> Have you seen the people that work there
14:00 <ShadowLurker> yuh well
14:00 <Maurice> Dent the bonnet of my car when one of those falls out the window
15:00 <Maurice> 'OUT OF CONTROL BOOB! CALL 000'
15:00 <Serenity> loll
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:00 <ShadowLurker> http://33.media.tumblr.com/fa27591a9cede4edde5366529a23990b/tumblr_mztmqu81Xe1sqzw79o1_400.gif
16:00 <ShadowLurker> i dont even....
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
17:00 <Maurice> Far out
17:00 <Maurice> Why am I still clicking your links
18:00 <Serenity> dont click any more lol
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… fuck!
18:00 <Serenity> i just saw a chick with a vibe shoed up her piss hole
18:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes!
19:00 <Clarkson> it's like 10 years ago when the revalued the yuan. people got rich as shit
19:00 <Dugnuts> you guys are weird
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm not the one linking peeps
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just wanna see cock
19:00 <Serenity> me either
19:00 <Clarkson> my upper lip smells like pussy
19:00 <ShadowLurker> im trying to find some
19:00 <ShadowLurker> but its a bit scarce tonight
19:00 <Dugnuts> you know how to fucking google
19:00 <Clarkson> yet you claim i care about him and went on about him alot which is just instegating shit your a shit stirrer
19:00 <Dugnuts> just go look it up woman
20:00 <Maurice> A LOT IS 2 WORDS, NIGGER
20:00 <Dugnuts> woah
20:00 <Dugnuts> chill out Maurice
21:00 <Maurice> Don't tell me what to do
21:00 <Serenity> http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com.au/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html
21:00 <Maurice> Yeah!
22:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
22:00 <Dugnuts> im with the author
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://bigpenisboys.tumblr.com/
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> yew
22:00 <Dugnuts> i always imagined the alot as a weird critter
22:00 <Dugnuts> omg
22:00 <Dugnuts> kate figured out google
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya
23:00 <ShadowLurker> plenty of lesbians on my feed
23:00 <Dugnuts> watch out, now that she has mastered google
23:00 <Dugnuts> next step
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. lesbians are awesome, however i do prefer cock
23:00 <Clarkson> lenovos are cheap shit HPs rock
23:00 <Dugnuts> androids to control the worls
23:00 <Dugnuts> world
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> dug, you'd be amazed with my googling skills
24:00 <Dugnuts> i wouldnt
24:00 <Dugnuts> if you could juggle 5 things at once i'd be amazed
24:00 <Dugnuts> but i thought internet searching was a basic skill everyone had at this point
25:00 <Doodle> *jiggle
25:00 <Dugnuts> no no
25:00 <Dugnuts> juggle
25:00 <Maurice> You're fucked
25:00 <Dugnuts> as in 4 things in the air with one in your hand
25:00 <Doodle> oh go on let her jiggle
25:00 <Dugnuts> fiine
25:00 <Dugnuts> just for you mate
25:00 <Doodle> ehehehe
25:00 <Dugnuts> heh
25:00 <Dugnuts> well played
26:00 <Doodle> katatonic_kate01
26:00 <Doodle> couldnt giggle your way over to that kettle could you
26:00 <ShadowLurker> http://41.media.tumblr.com/25fcadb707de9b83ea6e7692f974daec/tumblr_nqfopiHO6R1uoiauoo1_1280.jpg
26:00 <Doodle> FUCK SAKE
26:00 <Dugnuts> come on ShadowLurker
26:00 <Dugnuts> she found them herself
26:00 <Dugnuts> dont make me click that
26:00 <Dugnuts> the rest have all been ok
26:00 <Maurice> Good lord
26:00 <Serenity> dixxx
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> i could for you doodle 
27:00 <Doodle> awwwwww
27:00 <Doodle> ^_^
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> BUT you'd have to take your pants off 
27:00 <Doodle> i dont have any on
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yew!
27:00 <Maurice> What a hussy Doodle is
27:00 <ShadowLurker> https://38.media.tumblr.com/50d811edad1240deef6c9c72b5f96bbc/tumblr_nqy5x8Z0m81rawmqbo1_400.gif
27:00 <Doodle> i've been gaming in my jocks sweet talking all the women on ps3
27:00 <Doodle> which is 0
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
28:00 <Maurice> Lol ShadowLurker
28:00 <Maurice> I should set that as Cams locked screen
28:00 <ShadowLurker> underboob https://41.media.tumblr.com/cb157444de0a575b8ac5d6f5bbb44e37/tumblr_nqdrwvlAKx1tg8883o1_500.jpg
28:00 <Maurice> He'd have a conniption
28:00 <Doodle> whoah
28:00 <Doodle> that is underboob
28:00 <ShadowLurker> as big of a conniption of passing back the seed of love
28:00 <Doodle> the only time i am jealous of short people
28:00 <Maurice> Lol
28:00 <Maurice> Best
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://bigpenisboys.tumblr.com/page/3
29:00 <Doodle> nope
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
29:00 <ShadowLurker> how cute is this elephant https://41.media.tumblr.com/7eb78653ed08e5c998f840ce41a186d1/tumblr_nqxvlwJcyl1tg8883o1_500.jpg
30:00 <Maurice> Theres no dick in it Doodle
30:00 <Maurice> (thats what she said)
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <Doodle> i dont believe youse
30:00 <Doodle> m8
30:00 <ShadowLurker> https://41.media.tumblr.com/23dd42ace80bd2506c3739a8d37cc34a/tumblr_nqxuxoJQOX1tg8883o1_500.jpg bit cold
30:00 <Maurice> its 4 srs
30:00 <Bastardly_One> she is symetrically perfect
30:00 <ShadowLurker> its ok doodle its boozies
30:00 <Bastardly_One> way too skinny though
32:00 <CrIp> www.tunein.radioxenu.com
32:00 <CrIp> hr #3
32:00 <CrIp> make a req
32:00 <Serenity> watching clips on chopper reid
32:00 <Doodle> i've got a req
32:00 <Serenity> piters bff
32:00 <Maurice> Cucumber sandwiches and a pot of a tea
32:00 <Dugnuts> sigh
32:00 <Doodle> mmm
33:00 <Doodle> and barley water for after tennis
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck that
33:00 <Clarkson> I'd rather eat one decent mean than eating shits meal from takeaway
33:00 <Doodle> ok
34:00 <nate> eat a decent man
34:00 <Doodle> i dont eat men
34:00 <Doodle> well
34:00 <Doodle> not a whole one
44:00 <ChorizoTaco> or a half decent man
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, what clarkson said
44:00 <Clarkson> trippy shit that makes u think when ur trying to fall asleep then bam ur out and dont remember faling asleep
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAM
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> how hawt is brad in interview with a vampire!
46:00 <Maurice> http://www.theladbible.com/articles/dog-eats-marijuana-edibles-left-on-the-side-and-owner-has-to-help-him-through
46:00 <Maurice> Dog is off chops
47:00 <ChorizoTaco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2spZ-NDfS4
47:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: "High as F#%k" Music Video Views: 8,871,571 Uploader: JonLajoie Uploaded: Oct 2, 2007 Duration: 3m5s Rating: 4.89
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ that dog
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> poor thing
49:00 <Maurice> It's totally wasted
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <amelia> poor puppy
51:00 <amelia> poor thing woulda had no clue wtf was goin on
58:00 <Serenity> oh the poor thing
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you could choose to be a mythical creature what would you choose
01:00 <Serenity> a vampire
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> vampire, zombie, fairy 
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah noice
01:00 <ChorizoTaco> unicorns!
01:00 <Serenity> you could just eat anyone you didnt like
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol trew
02:00 <ChorizoTaco> http://sjreisner.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/pink-unicorn.jpg
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> unicorn wasn't an option 
02:00 <ChorizoTaco> except unicorns are real, people just think they're mythical
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> as above
03:00 <ChorizoTaco> don't be gay
03:00 <Serenity> if i was a vampire id kill bella and marry edward
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah edward is a lil too…. well feminine for me
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> no beard… and too pale 
04:00 <Maurice> I'd kill Sucky and bang Eric
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
04:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkuydaR6Pes
04:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Top 10 Reasons Kanye West is Hated Views: 1,028,960 Uploader: WatchMojo.com Uploaded: Jun 16, 2015 Duration: 13m8s Rating: 4.45
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ sucky
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i'd let eric do bad things to me, for hours
04:00 <Maurice> Then I'd bang Alcide
04:00 <ChorizoTaco> are you talking about that teenage dick sucking movie known as twilight?
04:00 <Maurice> Then I'd bang them both together
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooh YEAH!
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> tag team
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> Alcide mm mmmhmmm!
08:00 <TheRiddler> I'd be a incubus
09:00 <TheRiddler> actually wait I think incubus's have a horrible fate when they meet a succubus
09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
09:00 <ChorizoTaco> Sounds gay
09:00 <ChorizoTaco> I bet you like it
10:00 <TheRiddler> better than being a mythical taco
11:00 <ChorizoTaco> Are you suggesting that I do not exist?
11:00 <ChorizoTaco> Okay then, nice beliefs you have. I endorse them
11:00 <TheRiddler> just like your job
12:00 <ChorizoTaco> dey terk errr jeerrbs!
18:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKQ6nINAeq8
18:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: GO KINDERGARTEN (feat. ROBYN & SEAN COMBS & PAUL RUDD) Views: 16,332,108 Uploader: thelonelyisland Uploaded: Jun 11, 2013 Duration: 3m0s Rating: 4.73
18:00 <TheRiddler> my favourite lonely island song
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> eh
22:00 <nate> i like da 3 way one
23:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw
23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 3-Way (The Golden Rule) (feat. Justin Timberlake & Lady Gaga) Views: 69,018,706 Uploader: thelonelyisland Uploaded: May 27, 2011 Duration: 3m8s Rating: 4.88
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> gay
23:00 <nate> yeeaaah!
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking of gay, it;s like 5 degrees here :|
25:00 <nate> yes!!!
25:00 <nate> 'D
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods
26:00 <TheRiddler> this is katatonic_kate01's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0
26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Creep (feat. Nicki Minaj & John Waters) Views: 88,394,068 Uploader: thelonelyisland Uploaded: Jan 30, 2011 Duration: 2m45s Rating: 4.84
26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
26:00 <TheRiddler> :p
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> can i click it later
27:00 <TheRiddler> yes
27:00 <nate> click and flick my bean later
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> um yeah
30:00 <nate> i remember last year i used to run around in da cold, with a hoodie on, it was queensland weather tho not like down south ;D
31:00 <nate> not this year im afraid!
31:00 <TheRiddler> half the year it's hoodie season
31:00 <TheRiddler> *here
32:00 <TheRiddler> may-september
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> hoodies are the best
33:00 <Dugnuts> hoodies are nice
33:00 <Dugnuts> dunno bout the best
33:00 <Dugnuts> summer dresses are the bestr
33:00 <Dugnuts> best
33:00 <TheRiddler> most of mine are hoodies
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> you like wearing summer dresses dug?
35:00 <Dugnuts> i like seeing girls in them
35:00 <Dugnuts> thats for sure
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> well, you didn't answer my question...
36:00 <Dugnuts> does it really matter?
36:00 <Dugnuts> if i say no you'll say its a lie
36:00 <Dugnuts> if i say yes you'll make fun of me
36:00 <Dugnuts> i mean i have never worn a dress in my life
37:00 <nate> twirl and twirl and twirl
37:00 <Dugnuts> but go ahead
37:00 <ShadowLurker> dresses would be so comfy
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck, negative nancy !
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya they are comfie 
37:00 <ShadowLurker> never worn a dress?
37:00 <nate> i wear earrings and enjoy nail polish :D
37:00 <ShadowLurker> you havnt lived
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> good for you
37:00 <nate> Polish me up!
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> later
38:00 <Dugnuts> nope
38:00 <Dugnuts> no dress for me
39:00 <Dugnuts> sorry
39:00 <ShadowLurker> thatd too bad
39:00 <Dugnuts> i did put on a gstring once for an ex
39:00 <ShadowLurker> thats
39:00 <Dugnuts> it was a male gstring
39:00 <ShadowLurker> been there
39:00 <Dugnuts> but it was not comfy
39:00 <Dugnuts> at all
39:00 <ShadowLurker> nah theyre not
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> agreed
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> however you can get some that are ok...
40:00 <Dugnuts> interesting
40:00 <Dugnuts> most girls ive talked to have said that gstrings are more comfortable
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right...
40:00 <ShadowLurker> ok... but not full comfy like the feel of a nice satin
40:00 <Dugnuts> bleh
40:00 <Dugnuts> satin?
40:00 <nate> ahha
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <Dugnuts> i slept on satin sheets once
41:00 <Dugnuts> not comfortable at all
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> horrible!
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> too hot
41:00 <Dugnuts> dunno what that girl was thinking
41:00 <Dugnuts> although she did cook me dinner and buy me booze
41:00 <nate> they ok for once in a bluemoon;l
41:00 <Dugnuts> so i couldnt complain too much
41:00 <Dugnuts> heh
42:00 <ShadowLurker> satin sheets != satin undies
42:00 <Dugnuts> i think i got about 2 hours sleep that night
42:00 <Dugnuts> every time i fell asleep
42:00 <Dugnuts> i'd be woken up with something rubbing my cock
42:00 <Dugnuts> that girl
42:00 <Dugnuts> goddamn
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> because you didn't satisfy her the first time
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
42:00 <Dugnuts> no
42:00 <Dugnuts> coz i did
42:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahahahaha
42:00 <Dugnuts> but she wanted more
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, right
43:00 <Dugnuts> it was like a damn
43:00 <Dugnuts> she had one orgasm
43:00 <ShadowLurker> if you do it right she wont want any for dayz
43:00 <ShadowLurker> one?
43:00 <Dugnuts> and that was it, she just wanted more and more and more
43:00 <ShadowLurker> only one?
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> exacly
43:00 <Dugnuts> thats how it started
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> Only 1
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> geeze
43:00 <Dugnuts> not only 1
43:00 <ShadowLurker> im like a club
43:00 <Dugnuts> ffs
43:00 <nate> Dugnuts is da orgasm king!
43:00 <Dugnuts> its a narrative
43:00 <ShadowLurker> 12 orgams minimum
43:00 <Dugnuts> for some girls yes
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like having at least 2 
44:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
44:00 <Dugnuts> well with my last gf, unless we were having a quickie i wouldnt even put it in until she had at least one orgasm
45:00 <nate> 2 per year not bad ;l
45:00 <Dugnuts> and by the time we were done it was at least 4 or 5
45:00 <Dugnuts> every time
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right
45:00 <Dugnuts> meh
45:00 <Dugnuts> believe it or dont
45:00 <Dugnuts> i dont tell lies aroudn here tho
45:00 <nate> Dugnuts u da maaan!
45:00 <Dugnuts> im not nate
45:00 <Dugnuts> we were in love
46:00 <nate> u da man in love!
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're kind getting a tad defensive….
46:00 <Dugnuts> and its a lot easier to please a girl when you love each other
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh totes, you have better sex!
46:00 <Dugnuts> if you say so
46:00 <ShadowLurker> def better
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> you are!
46:00 <Dugnuts> heh
46:00 <Dugnuts> what can i say
46:00 <Dugnuts> i dont lie
47:00 <Dugnuts> i dont like people thinking i do
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> um, ok
47:00 <Dugnuts> and yeah
47:00 <Dugnuts> making love is awesome
47:00 <Dugnuts> that said sometimes you just have to fuck like animals
47:00 <Doodle> [01:44] <Dugnuts> well with my last gf, unless we were having a quickie i wouldnt even put it in until she had at least one orgasm
47:00 <Clarkson> faux, robot ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #brisbane 1 week 5 hours 38 minutes ago (10.04. 00:37) stating "Quit: And when that day comes, Mary, I'll be gone faster than you can say "hey, that nigger stole my bike!" and then "wait, you have a bike?" followed by "not anymore, a nigger stole it."" after spending 2 hours 17 minutes there.
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> 'making love' LOLZ
47:00 <Doodle> i was the same with her too dude
47:00 <Dugnuts> lolz?
47:00 <Dugnuts> whats so funny about htat
47:00 <Doodle> she's a top bloke
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
48:00 <Dugnuts> heh
48:00 <nate> Doodle and Dugnuts sharing how cute
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> who says that - oh we made love and she came 3 - 4 times
48:00 <Dugnuts> if you say so Doodle
48:00 <Serenity> looool
48:00 <Serenity> it was bron?
48:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno
48:00 <Dugnuts> people who are in love kate?
48:00 <Dugnuts> well
48:00 <nate> little browney bron ;l
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i've never said that before
48:00 <Dugnuts> i never mentioned the amount of times she came when we made love
48:00 <Dugnuts> coz making love is different
49:00 <Dugnuts> hard to explain
49:00 <Serenity> making love is puke worthy
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> not because I haven't been in love… because it's not 1950
49:00 <Serenity> stop saying it
49:00 <Dugnuts> im sure you've been there so i dont need to
49:00 <faux> Did u cry when u came
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
49:00 <Dugnuts> no
49:00 <Dugnuts> jesus
49:00 <Dugnuts> do none of you have a romantic soul?
49:00 <ShadowLurker> yes
49:00 <ShadowLurker> but fucking is diff
49:00 <faux> I have a romantic hole
49:00 <Dugnuts> i can fuck a girl like theres no tomorrow
49:00 <Clarkson> that some little cunt will stab him when he's a teen
49:00 <Doodle> butt fucking is diff
49:00 <Serenity> roflll
49:00 <Dugnuts> but making love is different
49:00 <Doodle> lmao
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dear
49:00 <Serenity> touch me in me romantic hole
50:00 <Dugnuts> sigh
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> soflty
50:00 <Dugnuts> nm
50:00 <Doodle> i have a romatic hole too but she wont return my calls anymore
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> and make me come 3 - 4 times
50:00 <nate> Dugnuts dont worry about these heartless monsters:)
50:00 <faux> Goodnight going to attempt sleep for the 3443rd time
50:00 <Doodle> ninis
50:00 <Serenity> night fowze
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
50:00 <Dugnuts> night fox
50:00 <Dugnuts> heh
50:00 <nate> Doodle i thought u was Dugnuts then:)
50:00 <Dugnuts> i still think of fake whenever i see that name
51:00 <Serenity> pre sure thats the first thing i said when she changed her name to faux HEH SUITS HER
51:00 <Serenity> cause im a bitch
51:00 <Doodle> fkn
51:00 <Doodle> 1 degree
51:00 <Doodle> my nipples cant handle this
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah
52:00 <Doodle> oooerrrr
52:00 <Doodle> my knob cant handle it either sezz
52:00 <Doodle> just sayin
52:00 <Serenity> it might snap right off
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <Doodle> lol
52:00 <Dugnuts> dont miss her face when it cant handle any more Doodle
52:00 <Doodle> going to the toilet it like walking inside sa fridge
52:00 <Doodle> -s
52:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
52:00 <Dugnuts> come on
52:00 <Dugnuts> you have a heater
52:00 <Dugnuts> use it!
52:00 <Doodle> not in the toilet
53:00 <Dugnuts> open the door
53:00 <Doodle> no
53:00 <Dugnuts> unless you have an outhouse
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick warmer
53:00 <Doodle> i'm not paying to heat rooms i use hardly ever
53:00 <Dugnuts> heh
53:00 <Dugnuts> then you cant whinge about them either
53:00 <Doodle> i just did
53:00 <ShadowLurker> get a harem
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll knit you up a lil dick warmer
53:00 <ShadowLurker> use them rooms
53:00 <Serenity> he can
53:00 <Doodle> lil?
53:00 <Serenity> he just did
53:00 <Doodle> thx katatonic_kate01
53:00 <Doodle> now they all know
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh - you've got a nice cock
54:00 <Clarkson> a vote for willy is a vote for gay
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> not little
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <ShadowLurker> why knit one you have a perfectly functioning one in ur pants
54:00 <Doodle> no its too late now
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> because a knitted one would look awesome
55:00 <Doodle> lol
55:00 <Doodle> cant i just wear jocks
56:00 <Dugnuts> heh
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, probably more functional 
56:00 <Dugnuts> i mostly just want to see a knitted cock warmer
56:00 <Clarkson> yeah no shit its late
56:00 <Dugnuts> sounds hilarious
56:00 <Serenity> cock warmer with ears
56:00 <Clarkson> you look like a lesbian
56:00 <Serenity> i bloody well do so
56:00 <Doodle> just google it
57:00 <Dugnuts> they already exist?
57:00 <Dugnuts> nooo
57:00 <Doodle> of course they do
57:00 <Doodle> oh wait
57:00 <Doodle> was that sarcasm
57:00 <Doodle> fu
58:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
58:00 <Dugnuts> omg
58:00 <Dugnuts> there are so many!
58:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaha
58:00 <Dugnuts> heh
58:00 <Dugnuts> a minions one comes up in the first 3 image links when you google knitted cock warmer
58:00 <Dugnuts> [01:58:01] <Dugnuts> omg
58:00 <Dugnuts> [01:58:04] <Dugnuts> there are so many!
58:00 <ShadowLurker> umm
58:00 <Dugnuts> http://www.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/60/b0/b6/60b0b6b3d345fe19c12c4e5320728b8c.jpg&imgrefurl=https://www.pinterest.com/billandliba/willie-warmers/&h=157&w=236&tbnid=4kckJT1vX9el2M:&zoom=1&docid=BfRmRZGiKCzbPM&ei=hAKYVfO_GISZ8QWW6p7ADQ&tbm=isch&ved=0CB4QMygCMAI
59:00 <Doodle> i'll just stick to jocks
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like the rainbowones
59:00 <Doodle> not literally
59:00 <Doodle> well
59:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
59:00 <Dugnuts> theres a shark one
59:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaha
59:00 <Dugnuts> heh
59:00 <Dugnuts> oh these are hilarious
00:00 <Dugnuts> if you are knitting some, can i have one
00:00 <Dugnuts> just a medium for me thanks
00:00 <Dugnuts> nothign special
00:00 <Serenity> beanie for your balls
01:00 <Doodle> i just use Maurice's mouth
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> you'd need to send pics dug
01:00 <Dugnuts> no way am i ever gonna send soft pics
02:00 <Dugnuts> coz thats what you'd need for reference
02:00 <Dugnuts> im a grower
02:00 <Dugnuts> not a shower
02:00 <Serenity> whyyy
02:00 <Serenity> go on ya prude
02:00 <Doodle> the only way to get katatonic_kate01 on your side is to show her your cock
02:00 <Dugnuts> nurp
02:00 <Doodle> everyone knows that
02:00 <Serenity> yep
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <Doodle> sezz did
02:00 <Loof> i dont want to see dognuts cheesy knob
02:00 <Dugnuts> is that why she is always such a bitch to me?
02:00 <Clarkson> afraid her dick would be bigger
02:00 <Dugnuts> pffft
02:00 <Dugnuts> cheesy
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
02:00 <Dugnuts> hah!
02:00 <Doodle> good grief
02:00 <Dugnuts> im circumsized
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty much
02:00 <Dugnuts> no cheese here
03:00 <Dugnuts> meh
03:00 <Dugnuts> boobs first
03:00 <Clarkson> i feel like a right royal twat smoking this ciggy inside
03:00 <Dugnuts> ive been bitten before
03:00 <Doodle> mm twat
03:00 <Doodle> me too its gr8 isnt it
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude, cock pics because i'm knitting stuff
03:00 <Clarkson> i wanna have sex with her
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> *hair flicks*
03:00 <Doodle> lolol
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks clarkson 
03:00 <Clarkson> we almost broke the fucking thing setting it up drunk
03:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
03:00 <Dugnuts> prove it
03:00 <Dugnuts> show me you knitting something
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> prove what
03:00 <Dugnuts> otherwise its all bs
03:00 <Dugnuts> :P
03:00 <Doodle> click clack
03:00 <Doodle> perl 2
03:00 <Doodle> etc
03:00 <Dugnuts> perl 2?
04:00 <Dugnuts> you know how to knit Doodle?
04:00 <Doodle> its cool person knitting jargon m8,  YOU WOULDNT KNOW
04:00 <Serenity> i can knit!
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> that i'l knitting you something…. yeah sure when i know how big i have to make it
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol # doodle
04:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
04:00 <Doodle> hehe
04:00 <Doodle> hashdoodle
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> @
04:00 <Doodle> hashdoodle atdoodle
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> #knittersunite
05:00 <Doodle> #putthekettleonkate
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> #whenyournaked
05:00 <Doodle> its 1 degree
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's like 5 here!
05:00 <Doodle> my penis is currently inverted
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <Doodle> there is nothing to see
05:00 <Doodle> lol
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
06:00 <Doodle> i would get naked for someone to put my kettle on
06:00 <Doodle> its way easier
06:00 <Doodle> \o/
06:00 <Doodle> /U\
06:00 <ShadowLurker> fucker
06:00 <ShadowLurker> it took the #melbourne off
06:00 <ShadowLurker> ffs
06:00 <ShadowLurker> ;loksdlknadfnvl;n'kabdfv'
06:00 <Doodle> bless you
07:00 <Serenity> he just logged himself out of his windows
07:00 <Serenity> lol
07:00 <Serenity> LOL
07:00 <Doodle> hahaha
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck
07:00 <ShadowLurker> its ok ppl im safe
07:00 <Doodle> lucky
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> it would be be easier if you got up yo'self 
07:00 <Doodle> no
07:00 <ShadowLurker> im already up
07:00 <Doodle> i can strip sitting down
07:00 <ShadowLurker> sezz is naked
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics!
07:00 <Doodle> its easier
08:00 <ShadowLurker> im pretty good at stripping too
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm in bed…. so i'm not stripping
08:00 <Doodle> i dont have my feather boa with me tho
08:00 <Doodle> or tassels
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> aw man
08:00 <Dugnuts> heh
08:00 <Dugnuts> hmm
08:00 <Dugnuts> im peckish
08:00 <Serenity> DEEZ NUTZ
08:00 <Dugnuts> i'd get nakey for snacks
08:00 <Doodle> i'm thirsty *looks at kettle*
08:00 <ShadowLurker> in bed? you should already be naked
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's too cold!
09:00 <Maurice> Just use my mouth..
09:00 <Dugnuts> since ive had the nick dugnuts for so long, all my puters have nuts in their name
09:00 <ShadowLurker> BS
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> to be naked
09:00 <Dugnuts> my server is deeznuts
09:00 <Dugnuts> my gaming pc is argonuts
09:00 <Dugnuts> heh
09:00 <Doodle> [02:09] <Maurice> Just use my mouth..
09:00 <Dugnuts> i like that one
09:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
09:00 <Doodle> eeheehhehe
09:00 <Dugnuts> my bro came up with it
09:00 <Maurice> Yeah I scrolled
09:00 <Maurice> YOU RUDE PERSON, YOU
09:00 <ShadowLurker> Clarkson's code is com.shadowlurker.shadowbot
09:00 <Clarkson> it's all in the genes nigger
09:00 <Doodle> :D
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
11:00 <Doodle> (_(_)XXXXXD~~~ D:
11:00 <Serenity> back in my uber leet XP hacking days. ... my start button said cunt
11:00 <Doodle> my start button says start
12:00 <Maurice> I don't have a start button
12:00 <Maurice> They're just my nips
12:00 <Serenity> heheheheheeeeeeee
12:00 <Doodle> oer
12:00 <Doodle> pics
12:00 <Doodle> pls
12:00 <Doodle> :D
12:00 <ShadowLurker> mine says
12:00 <ShadowLurker> get ur motor runnin
12:00 <ShadowLurker> get out on the highway
12:00 <Doodle> would you believe
12:00 <Doodle> i dont have that song
13:00 <ShadowLurker> dont speak to me
13:00 <Dugnuts> looking for adventure
13:00 <Maurice> Go to the shed and you get to listen to the doobie brothers with the old folk..
13:00 <Dugnuts> in whatever comes my waaaaay
13:00 <Maurice> The concert they are watching, I was 1 when it happened..
13:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
13:00 <Dugnuts> oh the shed
13:00 <Doodle> :/
13:00 <Dugnuts> thats still going?
13:00 <Maurice> Is it meant to disappear?
13:00 <Maurice> Whats the go?
13:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno
13:00 <Dugnuts> hadnt been there in years
13:00 <Maurice> Last time I checked, it was a solid structure
14:00 <Maurice> Oh you fucking idiot
14:00 <Dugnuts> im surprised when any night spot lasts a long time
14:00 <Doodle> lol she means her shed dude
14:00 <Maurice> I mean the shed in my backyard
14:00 <ShadowLurker> ^
14:00 <Dugnuts> ohhh
14:00 <Maurice> LOL
14:00 <Doodle> hehehehehe
14:00 <Dugnuts> well you need to be a perth person
14:00 <Doodle> my shed is full of car, no room for the doobie brothers
14:00 <Dugnuts> the shed is a club in northbridge
14:00 <Doodle> she is a perth person
14:00 <Maurice> I have no idea what nightspot is called the shed
14:00 <Dugnuts> ...
14:00 <Maurice> And I'm a Perth person
14:00 <Maurice> Kinda
14:00 <ShadowLurker> neither
14:00 <Dugnuts> have you not been out in the last 15 years?
14:00 <Doodle> there was part of a club here called the shed
15:00 <nate> lol
15:00 <Maurice> I never went to some shitty place called the shed
15:00 <Serenity> the only peson here who isnt a perth person is doodle
15:00 <Dugnuts> its just across from the deen
15:00 <Maurice> Coz as stated, I can do that in my backyard
15:00 <Dugnuts> and not shitty
15:00 <Doodle> perf m8
15:00 <Dugnuts> you just never went out
15:00 <Dugnuts> obviously
15:00 <Maurice> Doodle is my perth pants friend
15:00 <Doodle> ;)
15:00 <Maurice> Yes, obv I never in my life went out
15:00 <Doodle> i've never been out
15:00 <Dugnuts> if you never heard of the shed
15:00 <Dugnuts> prolly
16:00 <Doodle> i hope katatonic_kate01 is putting the kettle on
16:00 <Serenity> me too
16:00 <Doodle> she is probably flicking her bean tho
16:00 <Maurice> I'm using telekinesis to put the kettle on
16:00 <Serenity> BORN TO BE WIIIIIIII-IIII-IIIIIIILLLLLDDDDD
16:00 <Doodle> telekettlenesis
16:00 <Maurice> Lol
17:00 <Maurice> I'm not even sure I can spell it
17:00 <Doodle> loooool
17:00 <ShadowLurker> tittiekettlenisis
17:00 <Doodle> OK SEZZ
17:00 <ShadowLurker> what undies
17:00 <Doodle> they were edible ones but her cooch ate them
17:00 <Maurice> Lol
17:00 <Doodle> omnom
17:00 <Maurice> Rotten
17:00 <Doodle> sllllp
18:00 <Doodle> protip dont get raspberry ones of those
18:00 <Doodle> they stain your skin
18:00 <Maurice> And you end up like a puffer fish due to allergies
18:00 <Serenity> lol why are you waaerting hem
18:00 <Serenity> wow.. wearing them
18:00 <Doodle> i didnt say i was
18:00 <Maurice> WAARTING HEM
18:00 <Doodle> lol
18:00 <Maurice> +e
19:00 <Maurice> Why are you warthogging them
19:00 <Doodle> you wouldnt want to eat them after i've finished with them
19:00 <Maurice> Says who
19:00 <Doodle> heuheuheuheu
19:00 <Maurice> I mean, thats disgusting
19:00 <Serenity> i can literally feel my brain bubbling
19:00 <Maurice> Serenity, turns out my cat is still a bitch
19:00 <Serenity> blblb
19:00 <Serenity> ohh is she ok today
19:00 <Maurice> So hold off on the flower sending, she's not kicking the bucket yet
20:00 <Doodle> this is ur brain on gigglebudz
20:00 <Maurice> She wasn't until this arvo
20:00 <Maurice> I just rubbed the FUCK out of her belly and go 'WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT' and she bit me, so she won
20:00 <Maurice> Now shes sitting on the bench
20:00 <Serenity> hahah
20:00 <Maurice> ON THE FUCKING BREADBOARD
20:00 <Doodle> looool
20:00 <Doodle> she is a loaf
20:00 <Serenity> loaf of bread hehehe
20:00 <Maurice> IT'S A LOAFFFFF
21:00 <Doodle> WELL COVER IT UP ITS FREAKING ME OUT
21:00 <Maurice> Rofl
21:00 <Maurice> I just did a Mutley laugh
21:00 <Maurice> I feel bad
21:00 <Doodle> haha
21:00 <Doodle> i cant laugh
21:00 <Doodle> it will summon the cat
21:00 <Doodle> WHAT IS THIS
21:00 <Doodle> WHAT IS HAPPENING
21:00 <Maurice> Are your teeth stuck to your gums with the dries?
21:00 <Maurice> Oh, Rooster
21:00 <Serenity> my finger bloody hurts where homer savaged me
21:00 <Doodle> looool
21:00 <Maurice> WHAT IS GOING ON
21:00 <Doodle> damn dirty animalz
22:00 <Serenity> what
22:00 <Serenity> rofl
22:00 <Maurice> *Karen Walker. AKA Will and Grace*
22:00 <Doodle> *xandir, drawn together
22:00 <Maurice> I just said out loud 'I don't even know anymore'
22:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjur4lp7vIM
22:00 <Maurice> I should prolly go to bed
22:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Drawn Together Xandir: What is going on? Views: 8,384 Uploader: Tomas Korsgaard Uploaded: Jan 3, 2012 Duration: 0m2s Rating: 4.81
22:00 <Maurice> But I wont
23:00 <Maurice> Rebel
23:00 <Serenity> lolll
23:00 <Doodle> oh wow that video sucks
23:00 <Maurice> I went to bed at 3am this morn, Cam rocked in at 6
23:00 <Doodle> this one will comfort me
23:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q8xiWYM7uw
23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Strong Xandir! Strong... Xandir... (Drawn Together) Views: 80,986 Uploader: jaganjacfan Uploaded: Feb 26, 2012 Duration: 0m22s Rating: 4.88
23:00 <Maurice> Up at 10, hardcore styles
23:00 <Serenity> i think i went around 2
23:00 <Maurice> (10pm)
24:00 <Maurice> We were youtubing got talent awesome people
24:00 <Dugnuts> make me an omelet katatonic_kate01
24:00 <Dugnuts> im hungry
24:00 <Maurice> This is sign 1 we've been together too long
24:00 <Doodle> faggots
24:00 <Maurice> You can suck my dick
24:00 <Doodle> ok
24:00 <Maurice> Yum
24:00 <Doodle> only cos its you
24:00 <Serenity> way to breathe no breath
24:00 <Maurice> You're my best
24:00 <Maurice> Best what? Not sure
25:00 <Maurice> But did you know cigarettes contain meth
25:00 <Doodle> piledriver
25:00 <Doodle> yes
25:00 <Maurice> Well nobody fucking told me
25:00 <Clarkson> i fucking hate u boongs
25:00 <Doodle> everything does
25:00 <Maurice> Now I'm a meth face
25:00 <Doodle> milk, bread
25:00 <Doodle> children
25:00 <Maurice> Oh yum
25:00 <Maurice> Cept the childen
25:00 <Maurice> Don't be gross
25:00 <Maurice> Lol children*
25:00 <Doodle> lolol
26:00 <Serenity> chidgen - Eddie Murphy, Dilirious
26:00 <Maurice> Oh I think next door just left
26:00 <Maurice> I can hear lots of noise
26:00 <Dugnuts> delirious Serenity
26:00 <Dugnuts> get it right
26:00 <Doodle> this bitch is taking forever with my tea
26:00 <Maurice> Like anal sex
26:00 <Dugnuts> its one of the funniest things of all time
26:00 <Clarkson> new clutch + z3 short shift kit + clutch stop = cum
26:00 <Serenity> shut your noise hole
26:00 <Dugnuts> get.it.right.
26:00 <Doodle> lol@ Clarkson
26:00 <Clarkson> im fucking awesome :)
26:00 <Maurice> Thats a Glee song
27:00 <Maurice> Get It Right
27:00 <Maurice> Poofs
27:00 <Doodle> sounds like a glee song
27:00 <Doodle> 'get it right poofs'
29:00 <Doodle> aiight bedtime for me, nini luvrs o/
29:00 <Serenity> nini
35:00 <Dugnuts> niiight
35:00 <Dugnuts> anyone here played dreamfall?
37:00 <nate> Dugnuts is so dreamy
38:00 <Dugnuts> if you say so nate
38:00 <Dugnuts> find me a girl who feels the same thanks
39:00 <nate> nates dating service!
40:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
40:00 <Dugnuts> im that difficult
40:00 <Dugnuts> sigh
40:00 <Serenity> lol
41:00 <Serenity> jacks and pepsi rule
41:00 <Serenity> pepsi max
44:00 <Dugnuts> jacks and coke zero
44:00 <Dugnuts> shits all over pepsi
44:00 <Clarkson> i never got on board facebook because you couldn't trawl for teenage ass like you could with myspace.
44:00 <Serenity> nah i dont like cz
44:00 <Serenity> i dont really like any coke tbh
45:00 <Dugnuts> but you like pepsi?
45:00 <Dugnuts> bleh
45:00 <Dugnuts> may as well like poop
45:00 <Serenity> yeah much more
45:00 <Serenity> noo its good lol
45:00 <Dugnuts> no way
45:00 <Dugnuts> never liked pepsi
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Pepsi is nice for a rare change on a hot day 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> that's about it 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> classic coke or gtfo
52:00 <Serenity> yuck
54:00 <Dugnuts> i do like coke
54:00 <Dugnuts> but too much sugar
54:00 <Dugnuts> im fat enough thanks
54:00 <Dugnuts> sigh
54:00 <Dugnuts> time to diet again
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
20:00 <Dugnuts> hi Ana_Ng
20:00 <Dugnuts> are you awake?
21:00 <Ana_Ng> partially
22:00 <Dugnuts> only partially?
22:00 <Dugnuts> wanna talk about anything?
22:00 <Dugnuts> im up
23:00 <Ana_Ng> hrm
24:00 <Dugnuts> anything at all
24:00 <Dugnuts> its late
24:00 <Dugnuts> im not going to sleep for another 1/2 hour
00:00 <MuGgSY> goto bed
00:00 <Serenity> clarky good morning
01:00 <Clarkson> marrock fuck u
01:00 <Serenity> bit rude
02:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
03:00 <BenCox> some bots just have no manners
09:00 <milk> tude bot
09:00 <Devil45> speaking of bots, cyborgs... i went to see Terminator Genisys the other day.
09:00 <Devil45> arnie has still got it.
10:00 <anotherirc3r> ooooh. I really want to see that
10:00 <Devil45> i was worried the movie would be like terminator salvation - christian bale is shit as an actor. hes not in this one.
10:00 <Devil45> but aussie jason clarke is in it
10:00 <Clarkson> who the fuck would ever watch an indian film
11:00 <Devil45> jason clarke was in 'death race'
11:00 <Clarkson> u crazy cunt
11:00 <anotherirc3r> which character in death race?
11:00 <Devil45> jason clarke
11:00 <Clarkson> so dont try and be a smart cunt BlackDevil
11:00 <Serenity> christian bale is only good for certain roles
12:00 <anotherirc3r> don't remember that character
12:00 <Devil45> jason was in blue heelers before he went to movies.
12:00 <Serenity> he was great in american psycho
12:00 <Devil45> i dont think christian bale was good in terminator salvation as john connor
12:00 <Devil45> in fact he sucked
13:00 <anotherirc3r> agreed
13:00 <Devil45> i do agree with Serenity that christian was good in american psycho
14:00 <Serenity> it needed that kind of cold stiffness that bale seems to have
14:00 <Devil45> when you compare the 4 terminator films side by side (not counting genisys) the fourth has no arnie and the story does not match the previous 3.
15:00 <Serenity> i havent seen any except the first two tbh
15:00 <Devil45> you didnt see terminator 3?
15:00 <Serenity> nope
15:00 <Devil45> geez kristanna loken as T-X was hot in it
16:00 <Serenity> oh.. hang on the girl terminator
16:00 <Serenity> i may have seen it
16:00 <Devil45> yea the female cyborg
16:00 <Serenity> if i have it was a long time ago
16:00 <Devil45> or terminatrix as they called her
16:00 <Devil45> i remember seeing it when it came out late 2003
17:00 <Serenity> i was 17 in 2003 terminator movies werent high on the to do list haha
18:00 <Devil45> when i was 17 i saw platoon at the cinema
18:00 <Devil45> god i miss the 80s
18:00 <milk> that was a cool movie
18:00 <milk> \nah
18:00 <Devil45> if you dont like war movies platoon isnt for you
31:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
31:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Ash
32:00 <TheRiddler> what's doin?
32:00 <TheRiddler> hai Lish
32:00 <anotherirc3r> not much, yourself?
32:00 <Lish> Hey
33:00 <TheRiddler> just woke
34:00 <Lish> That's quite late
35:00 <StrykerX> As if just woke.
36:00 <faux> It's Sunday we should all be sleeping
36:00 <faux> Also he's 2 hours behind
36:00 <TheRiddler> yep
36:00 <faux> Also fuck u 
36:00 <faux> I was up at 6
36:00 <TheRiddler> woke at 11
36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
46:00 <faux> Clarkson where u at
46:00 <Clarkson> if you go to hot you get water, and therefor shit in your alcohol
47:00 <faux> isgi
47:00 <faux> Idgi*
47:00 <TheRiddler> huh
47:00 <anotherirc3r> hai simba
47:00 <faux> simbyy
47:00 <faux> Clarkson what u on about
47:00 <Clarkson> [08:48:54] and the biggest cock
47:00 <faux> Oh ok
48:00 <simba> Greetings and salutations, to one and to all!
48:00 <faux> Nigger dicks 
48:00 <faux> lmao
48:00 <Devil45> dont be racist.
48:00 <faux> You're racist if u thought that was racist 
48:00 <faux> Take that
48:00 <faux> Ok nigger45
49:00 <simba> im black and i say its fine
49:00 <simba> 1-1
49:00 <faux> Good
50:00 <BMP> ZERO SUIT SIMBA
50:00 <BMP> LOOOOOOOL
50:00 <BMP> :|
56:00 <TheRon> simba i have asmile on my face
56:00 <TheRon> i just saw the ess v st kilda score
58:00 <TheRiddler> ouch
59:00 <TheRon> essendon are scum
05:00 <Devil45> oh and fux - go fuck yourself white boy. dont come to my state or ill have you killed you piece of shit.
05:00 <Clarkson> your paki degrees are not sufficient enough for the local skill
06:00 <TheRon> couldn't happen to a scummier team
07:00 <TheRiddler> lol wtf
10:00 <simba> whats the score
10:00 <simba> i tipped the saints
10:00 <TheRon> ess 19 st k 65
10:00 <simba> hell yea
10:00 <TheRon> 25 now
22:00 <TheRon> billy brownless on open mike
22:00 <Lish> Theron
23:00 <Lish> Spurs with lemarcus
23:00 <Lish> Dammit
23:00 <TheRon> a dream come true
23:00 <Lish> The worst 
23:00 <Lish> Should have gone to lakers
23:00 <TheRiddler> I'm watching the sunday footy show atm
23:00 <TheRon> san antonio is a must go location
24:00 <Lish> Of course
24:00 <Lish> Duncan taking huge pay cut 
24:00 <Lish> Such a good bloke
24:00 <TheRon> the best
24:00 <TheRon> manu will take a pay cut too
24:00 <Serenity> faux u white boy
24:00 <Serenity> lol
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <faux> What
25:00 <TheRiddler> read up
25:00 <Lish> Yeah they championship guys 
25:00 <Lish> They know they old and doing it for the team
25:00 <faux> Idgi
25:00 <Lish> I was shocked Baynes went to Detroit
25:00 <Lish> Chasing the coin
25:00 <TheRon> hello kobe bryant
26:00 <TheRiddler> [12:05] <Devil45> oh and fux - go fuck yourself white boy. dont come to my state or ill have you killed you piece of shit.
26:00 <simba> u have to take the concept of aussie club loyalty out when watching NBA Lish
26:00 <faux> Oh am I fux
26:00 <faux> Lmao
26:00 <TheRon> lish, they parked a truckload of cash out the front of his place what was the man to do?
26:00 <Lish> No way simba
26:00 <Lish> Some people are still loyal
26:00 <simba> sorry
26:00 <simba> who
26:00 <Lish> Yeah 20mil three year deal is good for Baynes 
26:00 <TheRon> man's not made of stone
26:00 <MuGgSY> clippers are screwed
26:00 <MuGgSY> rondo to kings hahahaha
27:00 <Lish> Patty stayed with Spurs 
27:00 <Lish> Coulda got more elsewhere 
27:00 <TheRon> clippers getting roy hibbert
27:00 <TheRon> not much changes
27:00 <Lish> What did deandre decide?
27:00 <Lish> I didn't see yet
27:00 <MuGgSY> lakers get hibbert 
27:00 <TheRon> the knicks
27:00 <Lish> No way
27:00 <MuGgSY> jordan is goint o dallas i think
28:00 <MuGgSY> aldrige to spurs damn it 
28:00 <Lish> Yeah just googled mavs
28:00 <Lish> Clips are screwed
28:00 <MuGgSY> yeop they are
28:00 <TheRon> kosta koufos?
28:00 <Lish> I would have stayed if I was Jordan
28:00 <Lish> I think they were building to be a contender this year
28:00 <MuGgSY> yeh weird he left
29:00 <Lish> Any more major trades left
30:00 <TheRon> at the moment the spurs have diaw and bonner to back the big guys
30:00 <Lish> I'm waiting to see what Cavs offer Tristan Thompson 
30:00 <Lish> So is lebron it seems 
30:00 <Lish> They traded splitter didn't they?
30:00 <Lish> Poor splitter
30:00 <TheRon> had to make space
30:00 <Lish> Yeah for Aldridge 
30:00 <Lish> I like splitter he looks like he never talks
30:00 <Lish> It's entertaining 
31:00 <TheRon> spurs might have to sign some guys on the vet's minimum
31:00 <Lish> Knicks and lakers are screwed again, it's brilliant 
32:00 <MuGgSY> loll yeh no one wants to go to them teams anymore 
34:00 <TheRon> lakers will be right once kobe retires
35:00 <Lish> Yeah get some cash back 
35:00 <Lish> Buy some good players 
36:00 <Lish> Melo just laying on his bed of cash with no good team mates
36:00 <TheRon> have you seen what brendan haywood gets paid for doing bugger all??
37:00 <Lish> Yea hahah
37:00 <Lish> They need to pay me
38:00 <TheRon> i can be that crap
38:00 <Lish> Exactly
38:00 <Lish> I need to be an NBA analyst
38:00 <TheRon> hey look if stephen A smith can do it
39:00 <Lish> I've been watching this free agent special on Foxtel 
39:00 <Lish> And they've got some Asian girl and four guys
39:00 <Lish> And the girl is so dumb, I could replace her easy 
39:00 <Lish> And talk about actual basketball
39:00 <TheRon> dumber than the asian newsreader off family guy??
39:00 <anotherirc3r> let us know what channel you'll be on Lish :P
40:00 <Lish> I'll be killing it on ESPN 
40:00 <Lish> I can even replace Shaq and Chuck I'm more knowledgable 
40:00 <Lish> Inside the NBA haha 
41:00 <Lish> Actually no, I love them both but they talk rubbish 
41:00 <Lish> Haha
42:00 <TheRon> rick astley, to fast forward or not to fast forward is the question
43:00 <anotherirc3r> no!
45:00 <TheRon> lish, the doco bad boys was on yesterday
47:00 <TheRon> bill laimbeer is one of my all time favourite players
52:00 <Lish> That's awesome
55:00 <StrykerX> Nikky
55:00 <StrykerX> Baby!
55:00 <StrykerX> Hullo!!
55:00 <Nikky`> Hi Hi <3
57:00 <TheRon> essendon is getting belted and i couldn't ge happier
58:00 <anotherirc3r> awww poor Essendon
58:00 <TheRon> i feel sorry for them
58:00 <anotherirc3r> I do too
59:00 <StrykerX> Maybe they should go inject so they can actually play
00:00 <anotherirc3r> uncalled for!
00:00 <smashmouse> i do vagina too!
00:00 <TheRon> hey guys time to change dealers
00:00 <smashmouse> xD
00:00 <smashmouse> ;)
00:00 <anotherirc3r> wtf lol
00:00 <smashmouse> kinky it on!
01:00 <anotherirc3r> he gets horny too easily lol
01:00 <TheRon> seeing essendon this bad gets me going
02:00 <StrykerX> anotherirc3r: Story of my life :(
02:00 <StrykerX> I looked in the mirror and cracked a raging hard on
02:00 <anotherirc3r> okay.. that's disturbing TheRon lol
02:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
05:00 <TheRon> the 100 points is on
13:00 <BenCox> nate smells like mothballs
15:00 <TheRon> Von 99 Luftballons Und dass so was von so was kommt  
16:00 <StrykerX> Good song TheRon
16:00 <TheRon> indeed
16:00 <TheRon> i find the german language so romantic
17:00 <simba> me 2
17:00 <simba> halt die klappe!!!!
17:00 <BenCox> TheRon: Wie gehts es einen?
19:00 <TheRon> don't germans put juden in there somewhere??
19:00 <BenCox> during the Third Reich maybe
24:00 <Loof> Tardco too stupid to see that kate wants nothing to do with him. no women do
24:00 <Loof> Tardco too stupid to see that kate wants nothing to do with him. no women do
26:00 <stebie> hello world
26:00 <ChorizoTaco> `8ball Is Loof loved?
26:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: Is Loof loved??? Most likely.!!
26:00 <Cadava> i wish women would have something to do with me because i just want to move out of home and touch some flesh
26:00 <ChorizoTaco> `8ball Is Loof loved?
26:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: Is Loof loved??? Most likely.!!
26:00 <Cadava> i wish women would have something to do with me because i just want to move out of home and touch some flesh
27:00 <DoC> so pullcock why dont u change ur nick back to element?
27:00 <DoC> scared?
27:00 <DoC> so pullcock why dont u change ur nick back to element?
27:00 <DoC> scared?
28:00 <faux> Hi still nie
28:00 <faux> Uhm
28:00 <faux> Stibbie
29:00 <stebie> hi fox ^_^
29:00 <stebie> how you?
29:00 <milk> mein gott
29:00 <BenCox> I'm really Phil Walsh
29:00 <Osskkaarr> oh shit DoC... are you wanting me to tell everyone i'm Element? you think no one here knows... it;s been said everyday.
29:00 <BenCox> I'm really Phil Walsh
29:00 <Osskkaarr> oh shit DoC... are you wanting me to tell everyone i'm Element? you think no one here knows... it;s been said everyday.
30:00 <steven_> haha
30:00 <steven_> haha
31:00 <DoC> everyone knows u are dickhead pullcock
31:00 <Osskkaarr> No, Just you.
31:00 <DoC> so why dont u hack me element?
31:00 <DoC> everyone knows u are dickhead pullcock
31:00 <Osskkaarr> No, Just you.
31:00 <DoC> so why dont u hack me element?
32:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
32:00 <TheRiddler> 104pts
32:00 <TheRiddler> 156 to 52
32:00 <TheRiddler> wtf essendon
32:00 <anotherirc3r> god..
32:00 <anotherirc3r> that's pretty bad
32:00 <TheRiddler> yes
32:00 <anotherirc3r> like Carlton bad
32:00 <TheRiddler> against saints of all teams too
32:00 <ChorizoTaco> hmm
32:00 <DoC> are ur threats empty? LOL
32:00 <ChorizoTaco> $459 for a ps4
32:00 <ChorizoTaco> I might get one
32:00 <Osskkaarr> why would I do that DoC.. I don't hack.. you said it yourself.
32:00 <TheRon> how many slabs of beer could you buy with that
32:00 <ChorizoTaco> I only want it for gta5 tho
32:00 <DoC> i got logs loser
32:00 <DoC> dont u have balls to accept what u said?
32:00 <ChorizoTaco> hmm
32:00 <DoC> are ur threats empty? LOL
32:00 <ChorizoTaco> $459 for a ps4
32:00 <ChorizoTaco> I might get one
32:00 <Osskkaarr> why would I do that DoC.. I don't hack.. you said it yourself.
32:00 <TheRon> how many slabs of beer could you buy with that
32:00 <ChorizoTaco> I only want it for gta5 tho
32:00 <DoC> i got logs loser
32:00 <DoC> dont u have balls to accept what u said?
33:00 <Loof> BenCox luvs MenCox
33:00 <Loof> BenCox smells like pee
33:00 <anotherirc3r> Loof, wishful thinking?
33:00 <TheRon> i dropped some logs earlier
33:00 <Osskkaarr> Your losg are always made up.
33:00 <Osskkaarr> just like your abuse you keep doing to all the girls in other channels.
33:00 <ChorizoTaco> does ps4 play ps3 games?
33:00 <DoC> all the girls? lol
33:00 <Osskkaarr> Your threats to rape them and all that... yeah... you know those threats you keep saying.
33:00 <TheRon> i dropped some logs earlier
33:00 <Osskkaarr> Your losg are always made up.
33:00 <Osskkaarr> just like your abuse you keep doing to all the girls in other channels.
33:00 <ChorizoTaco> does ps4 play ps3 games?
33:00 <DoC> all the girls? lol
33:00 <Osskkaarr> Your threats to rape them and all that... yeah... you know those threats you keep saying.
34:00 <faux> Good thanks stebie
34:00 <faux> N u
34:00 <Loof> my brother has six slabs of homebrew
34:00 <Loof> that's the end of him
34:00 <DoC> ur threats are empty element
34:00 <DoC> hack me loser
34:00 <Osskkaarr> projection.
34:00 <DoC> or u dont have balls to?
34:00 <Osskkaarr> I got no balls.. yep.
34:00 <DoC> ur threats are empty element
34:00 <DoC> hack me loser
34:00 <Osskkaarr> projection.
34:00 <DoC> or u dont have balls to?
34:00 <Osskkaarr> I got no balls.. yep.
35:00 <faux> Home.brewed cum
35:00 <Loof> lol
35:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: it's great isn't it
36:00 <Loof> bored yet faux
36:00 <Loof> ?
36:00 <Loof> now you've finished everything
36:00 <faux>  Of what
36:00 <faux> What
36:00 <TheRon> dragons lose?
36:00 <ChorizoTaco> joshua is really good at rape
36:00 <DoC> u starts everyday element with ur empty threats 
36:00 <DoC> i dont
36:00 <Osskkaarr> DoC has a thing for raping... says it to the females in other channels.
36:00 <TheRon> naughty naughty
36:00 <ChorizoTaco> joshua is really good at rape
36:00 <DoC> u starts everyday element with ur empty threats 
36:00 <DoC> i dont
36:00 <Osskkaarr> DoC has a thing for raping... says it to the females in other channels.
36:00 <TheRon> naughty naughty
37:00 <Loof> haven't you finished the study period?
37:00 <faux> No 
37:00 <Loof> oh i see
37:00 <TheRon> study perios....heheheheh
37:00 <TheRon> period
37:00 <faux> It started June 1st
37:00 <Loof> ah
38:00 <faux> And goes for 3 months 
38:00 <Loof> yeah
38:00 <Loof> no exam?
38:00 <faux> And you don't get breaks between study periods 
38:00 <BenCox> faux: what kind of study are you doing?
38:00 <TheRon> only chicks get study periods
38:00 <faux> U should know this didn't u study with oua
38:00 <faux> Are you still?
38:00 <DoC> rejected pollock.
38:00 <Osskkaarr> Glenn, Did anyone tell you.. I don't care what you think?
38:00 <TheRon> glenn 20??
38:00 <DoC> rejected pollock.
38:00 <Osskkaarr> Glenn, Did anyone tell you.. I don't care what you think?
38:00 <TheRon> glenn 20??
39:00 <Loof> nope
39:00 <Loof> too much work
39:00 <Loof> no time
39:00 <Loof> i did ages ago
39:00 <faux> Nope
39:00 <faux> Just assignments 
39:00 <TheRiddler> yes TheRon
39:00 <Loof> nice
39:00 <TheRon> hird is gone
39:00 <ChorizoTaco> Can't we all just love tacos?
39:00 <BenCox> TheRon: I'm Phil Walsh
39:00 <BenCox> I'm really alive
39:00 <ChorizoTaco> Can't we all just love tacos?
39:00 <BenCox> TheRon: I'm Phil Walsh
39:00 <BenCox> I'm really alive
40:00 <Loof> i still had inviginated exams at caulfield racecourse
40:00 <faux> Haven't had an exam yet thankfuck
40:00 <faux> I'd shit
40:00 <faux> I hate them
40:00 <faux> cool
40:00 <faux> I think I have like 18 units to go :'( so manyyyyy
40:00 <faux> Invigilated 
40:00 <faux> Did u freak 
40:00 <faux> I would have cried
40:00 <faux> Lol
40:00 <faux> Ok
40:00 <DoC> [19:22] <@Osskkaarr> DoC, I'm going to do something about you.
40:00 <Osskkaarr> and?
40:00 <DoC> u remember ur threats element?
40:00 <DoC> [19:22] <@Osskkaarr> DoC, I'm going to do something about you.
40:00 <Osskkaarr> and?
40:00 <DoC> u remember ur threats element?
41:00 <DoC> haha indeed Glenn
41:00 <DoC> puppy element have no balls ..
41:00 <Osskkaarr> Yep, No balls just like you said.
41:00 <DoC> haha indeed Glenn
41:00 <DoC> puppy element have no balls ..
41:00 <Osskkaarr> Yep, No balls just like you said.
42:00 <Cadava> bigger balls means bigger load
42:00 <milk> bugger balls
42:00 <milk> I like pussy
42:00 <Cadava> big balls means more semen to spurt and splutter
42:00 <Cadava> bigger balls means bigger load
42:00 <milk> bugger balls
42:00 <milk> I like pussy
42:00 <Cadava> big balls means more semen to spurt and splutter
43:00 <TheRon> 110 points
43:00 <TheRon> :)
43:00 <anotherirc3r> aww
43:00 <anotherirc3r> poor Essendon
43:00 <TheRon> they are scum
43:00 <BenCox> Cadava: do you like semen?
43:00 <Cadava> i thought you would never ask
43:00 <Cadava> yes i do BenCox 
43:00 <BenCox> Cadava: do you like semen?
43:00 <Cadava> i thought you would never ask
43:00 <Cadava> yes i do BenCox 
44:00 <BenCox> I see
44:00 <BenCox> have you asked Loof for any?
44:00 <Cadava> not yet 
44:00 <Cadava> would he give me some
44:00 <DoC> Osskkaarr, why do u call urself master of hackers instead of master of losers?
44:00 <Osskkaarr> [01/07/2015 23:29:35] (DoC): anotherirc3r, sure come on
44:00 <Osskkaarr> [01/07/2015 23:29:39] (DoC): i'll rape u
44:00 <BenCox> I see
44:00 <BenCox> have you asked Loof for any?
44:00 <Cadava> not yet 
44:00 <Cadava> would he give me some
44:00 <DoC> Osskkaarr, why do u call urself master of hackers instead of master of losers?
44:00 <Osskkaarr> [01/07/2015 23:29:35] (DoC): anotherirc3r, sure come on
44:00 <Osskkaarr> [01/07/2015 23:29:39] (DoC): i'll rape u
45:00 <DoC> thats one of ur best mate element
45:00 <DoC> if u abuse someone u'll get the same
45:00 <DoC> thats one of ur best mate element
45:00 <DoC> if u abuse someone u'll get the same
46:00 <TheRon> remembering phil walsh
46:00 <simba> agreed
46:00 <Cadava> are there hackers here
46:00 <Osskkaarr> You say it to her everday... and you think i'm going to let you abuse her like that?
46:00 <Osskkaarr> You fucking scum!
46:00 <Clarkson> nah cleos been around for like 10 years and shes always been fucking retarded
46:00 <BenCox> LOL cleo
46:00 <BenCox> is she still around here somewhere
46:00 <Cadava> she wanted to have cyber sex with me
46:00 <Cadava> are there hackers here
46:00 <Osskkaarr> You say it to her everday... and you think i'm going to let you abuse her like that?
46:00 <Osskkaarr> You fucking scum!
46:00 <Clarkson> nah cleos been around for like 10 years and shes always been fucking retarded
46:00 <BenCox> LOL cleo
46:00 <BenCox> is she still around here somewhere
46:00 <Cadava> she wanted to have cyber sex with me
47:00 <Clarkson> and sex would be scary
47:00 <Cadava> she is a big girl
47:00 <TheRon> fingerbang bang bang bang
47:00 <DoC> element u team up with ur mates and starts everyday i dont
47:00 <Cadava> she likes the irc boys lol
47:00 <milk> brother man, grab your luggage, we got a train to catch
47:00 <Osskkaarr> Liar.
47:00 <DoC> element = scumbag loser
47:00 <Clarkson> and sex would be scary
47:00 <Cadava> she is a big girl
47:00 <TheRon> fingerbang bang bang bang
47:00 <DoC> element u team up with ur mates and starts everyday i dont
47:00 <Cadava> she likes the irc boys lol
47:00 <milk> brother man, grab your luggage, we got a train to catch
47:00 <Osskkaarr> Liar.
47:00 <DoC> element = scumbag loser
48:00 <TheRon> i don't like bourbon but mila kunis makes me wanna drink bourbon
48:00 <Osskkaarr> You and plivent... abuse the females in every channel you can get into... and when the boys start to step in and stop you... you both cry like bitches.
48:00 <TheRon> a cracking game of footy at the 'g
48:00 <Osskkaarr> you deserve everything you get you paki cunt!
48:00 <Osskkaarr> You and plivent... abuse the females in every channel you can get into... and when the boys start to step in and stop you... you both cry like bitches.
48:00 <TheRon> a cracking game of footy at the 'g
48:00 <Osskkaarr> you deserve everything you get you paki cunt!
49:00 <DoC> i dont care what plivent says
49:00 <DoC> stop being innocent element
49:00 <Osskkaarr> Instead.. you lick his arse till your nose stays brown.
49:00 <DoC> i dont care what plivent says
49:00 <DoC> stop being innocent element
49:00 <Osskkaarr> Instead.. you lick his arse till your nose stays brown.
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <ChorizoTaco> bumjacked ur dad lol
50:00 <DoC> get some balls...hack me...i'm waiting
50:00 <DoC> brb
50:00 <TheRon> i like pleasure spiked with pain and music is my aeroplane
50:00 <Osskkaarr> run away paki!
50:00 <ChorizoTaco> bumjacked ur dad lol
50:00 <DoC> get some balls...hack me...i'm waiting
50:00 <DoC> brb
50:00 <TheRon> i like pleasure spiked with pain and music is my aeroplane
50:00 <Osskkaarr> run away paki!
51:00 <DoC> irc is ur life element and u cant live without it everyone knows loser!
51:00 <DoC> cya 
51:00 <Osskkaarr> Porjection.
51:00 <Osskkaarr> Projection.
51:00 <DoC> irc is ur life element and u cant live without it everyone knows loser!
51:00 <DoC> cya 
51:00 <Osskkaarr> Porjection.
51:00 <Osskkaarr> Projection.
53:00 <TheRon> see the saints tackling pressure
53:00 <smashmouse> im gonna have sex wit chu Doodle
53:00 <smashmouse> and DoC
53:00 <Osskkaarr> How was that show Opers? did you like that... DoC whining to you.. trying to get me to 'ark up' ... it's not going to happen.
53:00 <smashmouse> im gonna have sex wit chu Doodle
53:00 <smashmouse> and DoC
53:00 <Osskkaarr> How was that show Opers? did you like that... DoC whining to you.. trying to get me to 'ark up' ... it's not going to happen.
55:00 <simba> richo m8 hes no plodder
57:00 <simba> lol @ north tho
57:00 <TheRiddler> saints really changed their look quickly
57:00 <simba> at least i can always lol @ north
57:00 <stebie> faux, same same :>
57:00 <TheRon> one player can't make that much difference
57:00 <Nikky`> stebie <3
57:00 <stebie> Nikky` <33
57:00 <TheRiddler> got rid of players and grabbed a bunch of 1st round picks
57:00 <TheRon> live - selling the drama
57:00 <TheRon> live - selling the drama
58:00 <stebie> can the saints make the 8?
58:00 <TheRiddler> nah
58:00 <TheRon> men at work - be good johhny
58:00 <BenCox> hi Glenn, you're not usually in these parts. What brings you to #melbourne?
58:00 <Cadava> hey TheRon 
58:00 <TheRon> hello
58:00 <BenCox> hi Glenn, you're not usually in these parts. What brings you to #melbourne?
58:00 <Cadava> hey TheRon 
58:00 <TheRon> hello
59:00 <TheRiddler> they'll be 9-12
59:00 <TheRon> right there with geelong and port i think
59:00 <Osskkaarr> He stalks people.
59:00 <Cadava> any hot guys want to chat
59:00 <Osskkaarr> But we wont say that out loud... cause he'll cry and get you zlined for saying it.
59:00 <BenCox> Cadava: sure why not
59:00 <Doodle> brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
59:00 <Osskkaarr> He stalks people.
59:00 <Cadava> any hot guys want to chat
59:00 <Osskkaarr> But we wont say that out loud... cause he'll cry and get you zlined for saying it.
59:00 <BenCox> Cadava: sure why not
59:00 <Doodle> brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
00:00 <TheRon> anybody in perth atm, the tv makes the weather look shithouse
00:00 <ChorizoTaco> bumjacked ur mum lool
00:00 <TheRon> she's lump she's lump she's in my head
00:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Weird Al - Gump.mp3 (1.99MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 2:10)
00:00 <ChorizoTaco> stupid poor people
00:00 <Osskkaarr> O_O
00:00 <Nikky`> haha hey Doodledoooo <3
00:00 <Doodle> <3
00:00 <ChorizoTaco> bumjacked ur mum lool
00:00 <TheRon> she's lump she's lump she's in my head
00:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Weird Al - Gump.mp3 (1.99MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 2:10)
00:00 <ChorizoTaco> stupid poor people
00:00 <Osskkaarr> O_O
00:00 <Nikky`> haha hey Doodledoooo <3
00:00 <Doodle> <3
01:00 <Doodle> hows you Nikkypoos
01:00 <Nikky`> I'm good but its too cold - you?
01:00 <Doodle> same
01:00 <TheRon> do chick's know about shrinkage??
01:00 <Doodle> my nipples are exhausted
01:00 <Doodle> yes TheRon
01:00 <Doodle> hows you Nikkypoos
01:00 <Nikky`> I'm good but its too cold - you?
01:00 <Doodle> same
01:00 <TheRon> do chick's know about shrinkage??
01:00 <Doodle> my nipples are exhausted
01:00 <Doodle> yes TheRon
02:00 <Doodle> [15:58] <Doodle> FUCKING HELL MY NIPPLES CANT HANDLE THIS COLD WEATHER ANY MORE
02:00 <Doodle> [15:58] <Doodle> THEYRE EXHAUSTED
02:00 <Nikky`> lol
02:00 <Doodle> i need more layers
02:00 <Doodle> ;)
02:00 <Nikky`> I went to shops earlier.. I think I nearly froze to death
02:00 <ChorizoTaco> http://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/archibald-2015-frances-abbott-submits-the-first-official-portrait-of-her-father/
02:00 <Doodle> [15:58] <Doodle> FUCKING HELL MY NIPPLES CANT HANDLE THIS COLD WEATHER ANY MORE
02:00 <Doodle> [15:58] <Doodle> THEYRE EXHAUSTED
02:00 <Nikky`> lol
02:00 <Doodle> i need more layers
02:00 <Doodle> ;)
02:00 <Nikky`> I went to shops earlier.. I think I nearly froze to death
02:00 <ChorizoTaco> http://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/archibald-2015-frances-abbott-submits-the-first-official-portrait-of-her-father/
03:00 <ChorizoTaco> Are we living in a dictatorship?
03:00 <TheRon> what a terrible painting
03:00 <Doodle> lol looks like my year 12 art assessment
03:00 <ChorizoTaco> Are we living in a dictatorship?
03:00 <TheRon> what a terrible painting
03:00 <Doodle> lol looks like my year 12 art assessment
04:00 <TheRon> i hate wet weather freo games
04:00 <TheRon> it's no naked mr burns
04:00 <ChorizoTaco> http://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/tony-abbott-makes-fun-of-gay-pride-movement-with-new-facebook-photo/
04:00 <TheRon> it's no naked mr burns
04:00 <ChorizoTaco> http://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/tony-abbott-makes-fun-of-gay-pride-movement-with-new-facebook-photo/
08:00 <Nikky`> Think it be nap time
08:00 <Doodle> faaaaaaaaaaaptime
08:00 <Nikky`> Think it be nap time
08:00 <Doodle> faaaaaaaaaaaptime
09:00 <StrykingX> Fapfapfap 
09:00 <smashmouse> o mang skullin soda
09:00 <smashmouse> brrrr
09:00 <StrykingX> Fapfapfap 
09:00 <smashmouse> o mang skullin soda
09:00 <smashmouse> brrrr
12:00 <Cadava> that is so hot
12:00 <Cadava> that is so hot
13:00 <Doodle> O_o
13:00 <Doodle> O_o
16:00 <Doodle> hm
16:00 <Doodle> hm
17:00 <TheRon> message in a bottle yeah
20:00 <TheRon> i'm sending out an SOS
29:00 <Cadava> think i might go and stand near the toilets with my rainbow shirt on there is no action here
29:00 <Cadava> think i might go and stand near the toilets with my rainbow shirt on there is no action here
30:00 <TheRon> peace train sounding louder, climb on the peace train
30:00 <Doodle> lol
30:00 <Doodle> its too cold
30:00 <Doodle> lol
30:00 <Doodle> its too cold
31:00 <TheRon> carn the lions
32:00 <Dugnuts> bah, fooking highpoint
32:00 <Dugnuts> scratched ma car
32:00 <Dugnuts> grrr
32:00 <British^Meat> y u do that?
32:00 <BlackDevil> tried to run over a dog
32:00 <Dugnuts> oh you know, thought the car needed some fucked up racing stripes
32:00 <Dugnuts> bah, fooking highpoint
32:00 <Dugnuts> scratched ma car
32:00 <Dugnuts> grrr
32:00 <British^Meat> y u do that?
32:00 <BlackDevil> tried to run over a dog
32:00 <Dugnuts> oh you know, thought the car needed some fucked up racing stripes
33:00 <Doodle> damn
33:00 <TheRon> runaway train never coming back
33:00 <British^Meat> balls
33:00 <British^Meat> i wouldnt be doing that if i were you
33:00 <Doodle> parking sucks at highpoint
33:00 <Doodle> especially if you're lowered
33:00 <Doodle> bounce bounce
33:00 <Dugnuts> sigh
33:00 <Doodle> damn
33:00 <TheRon> runaway train never coming back
33:00 <British^Meat> balls
33:00 <British^Meat> i wouldnt be doing that if i were you
33:00 <Doodle> parking sucks at highpoint
33:00 <Doodle> especially if you're lowered
33:00 <Doodle> bounce bounce
33:00 <Dugnuts> sigh
37:00 <Doodle> time for a new car
37:00 <Doodle> lambos are on spesh atm
37:00 <TheRon> my cars faster than yours mr bond cause mines a red one
37:00 <Doodle> time for a new car
37:00 <Doodle> lambos are on spesh atm
37:00 <TheRon> my cars faster than yours mr bond cause mines a red one
38:00 <TheRon> there's a fine line between pleasure and pain
38:00 <couleurs> :))))))))
38:00 <couleurs> :))))))))
39:00 <Doodle> going 2 do skids bbs
39:00 <couleurs> don't 4 get 2 change ur underwere
39:00 <Doodle> ehehehehe
39:00 <Doodle> going 2 do skids bbs
39:00 <couleurs> don't 4 get 2 change ur underwere
39:00 <Doodle> ehehehehe
40:00 <Doodle> oops
40:00 <Doodle> 420
40:00 <TheRon> wait ten mins
40:00 <TheRon> 420 in sa
40:00 <Doodle> pretend i am in sa?
40:00 <Doodle> haha
40:00 <Cadava> it is called skin
41:00 <Doodle> i have skin
41:00 <British^Meat> skin is awesome
41:00 <Cadava> skin is that fine line
42:00 <Doodle> yeah
42:00 <Doodle> i'm just being facetious
42:00 <Doodle> faux guess what i did earlier
42:00 <Cadava> lol
42:00 <faux> fastandtehfurious
42:00 <faux> Washed ur car
42:00 <British^Meat> without my skin im not sure what id do...
42:00 <British^Meat> do i expect
42:00 <TheRon> dr hook - when you're in love with a beautiful woman
42:00 <British^Meat> err die
42:00 <Doodle> yes, i will furnish you with pics asap
42:00 <faux> N took pics
42:00 <Doodle> lol
42:00 <faux> Do I get a gold star
42:00 <Doodle> nah
42:00 <Doodle> yes
43:00 <Doodle> i washed it but i didnt take pics
43:00 <faux> Such a liar
43:00 <Doodle> i didnt
43:00 <faux> LIES
43:00 <Doodle> i was 2 busy m8
43:00 <faux> lol
43:00 <TheRon> look at these ladies always wanting doodle
43:00 <Doodle> no they dont
43:00 <Doodle> oh
43:00 <Doodle> doodle
43:00 <Doodle> not Doodle
43:00 <faux> I can imagine when you're done washing it rooster sneakily walks u0 to it and places a paw on it and runs away
43:00 <Doodle> lol
43:00 <Doodle> he actually does
44:00 <faux> Rofl
44:00 <faux> Idk why that's so funny
44:00 <Doodle> he's a turd
44:00 <faux> Prob cos I imagine him in a bandana 
44:00 <Doodle> lolol
44:00 <faux> I'm so tired 
44:00 <faux> I want to nap but then ill prob be up al night
45:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t31.0-8/11181943_10204734895465873_4740967713530041768_o.jpg
45:00 <Doodle> badass
45:00 <faux> Was 2 degrees this morning and I woke up with my doona on the floor
45:00 <faux> Dunno how it got there 
45:00 <Doodle> toby
45:00 <faux> Eho
45:00 <faux> Who (
45:00 <Dugnuts> haha
45:00 <Dugnuts> haha
46:00 <faux> Lololol that pic
46:00 <faux> So Mexican 
46:00 <faux> Mexicunt
46:00 <TheRiddler> lol
46:00 <Doodle> lol sezz did it
47:00 <TheRiddler> he's a mexican mechanic
47:00 <TheRon> girl, you'll be a woman soon
48:00 <Doodle> i hope so
48:00 <faux> Mexhanic
48:00 <Doodle> ugh
49:00 <Doodle> the poodlemolester is en route
49:00 <faux> Ahuuu
49:00 <tech_n9ne> yo
49:00 <tech_n9ne> yo
51:00 <faux>  Lol
51:00 <faux> Whyyy do you hang out with him if he bugs u
54:00 <tech_n9ne> sup
54:00 <TheRon> oh girls they wanna have fun
54:00 <tech_n9ne> sup
54:00 <TheRon> oh girls they wanna have fun
55:00 <Dugnuts> they sure do
55:00 <tech_n9ne> 5.0
55:00 <Dugnuts> they sure do
55:00 <tech_n9ne> 5.0
56:00 <Doodle> why do birds suddenly appear
56:00 <TheRiddler> hai Mew
57:00 <Mew> speaking of rubbing tigerbalm into japs eyes
57:00 <Mew> hi partay
59:00 <TheRon> baby you send me, set adrift on memory bliss of you
59:00 <TheRon> go lions
59:00 <TheRiddler> I'm cold
01:00 <Mew> hey riddski hey dooflebag
01:00 <Mew> wow  lag: 33746ms
01:00 <Mew> you guys will receive this message in july 2028
01:00 <Cadava> some girls will some girls won't some girls need a lot of cock and some girls don't
01:00 <Cadava> some girls will some girls won't some girls need a lot of cock and some girls don't
02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
02:00 <TheRon> pics of your breasst in the same year?
02:00 <Mew> theyll be like this V_V
02:00 <TheRon> damn
02:00 <TheRon> ooh heaven is a place on earth
02:00 <TheRon> ooh heaven is a place on earth
03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
03:00 <faux>  Madonna tits
03:00 <simba> https://www.facebook.com/LFCTransSpec/videos/1011902565508419/ torres xD
03:00 <Cadava> it's my party and i'll cry if i want too
03:00 <Cadava> cry if i want too
03:00 <Cadava> it's my party and i'll cry if i want too
03:00 <Cadava> cry if i want too
04:00 <Mew> or U_U
04:00 <Mew> jk i probably wouldve forked out for an augy by that time to keep them perky as fuck
04:00 <Mew> TheRon cant even handle me right now
04:00 <Clarkson> I'm not sad because I'm not scared of talking to the opposite sex
04:00 <TheRon> the aledged rapist is playing, majak daw
04:00 <TheRon> the aledged rapist is playing, majak daw
05:00 <Mew> is that thing only stuff that piets said?
05:00 <nate> http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/53609596.jpg
06:00 <Cadava> wiggle it just a little bit
06:00 <Cadava> wiggle it just a little bit
08:00 <partay> Ahhh *sip*
08:00 <tech_n9ne> lol outhere bros
08:00 <partay> Ahhh *sip*
08:00 <tech_n9ne> lol outhere bros
09:00 <Cadava> any hot guys want to chat
09:00 <tech_n9ne> lol nope
09:00 <Cadava> any hot guys want to chat
09:00 <tech_n9ne> lol nope
10:00 <Cadava> i back away from people like me very very fast lol
10:00 <Cadava> i back away from people like me very very fast lol
11:00 <British^Meat> do you look like any hot celebritys Cadava?
11:00 <Cadava> i think he likes me
11:00 <Cadava> yes Brad Pitt
11:00 <TheRon> sean connery?
11:00 <British^Meat> do you look like any hot celebritys Cadava?
11:00 <Cadava> i think he likes me
11:00 <Cadava> yes Brad Pitt
11:00 <TheRon> sean connery?
12:00 <faux> Doodle http://imgur.com/NGriP1h
12:00 <Cadava> yesh
12:00 <British^Meat> im after more of a ... will ferell kinda look
12:00 <Cadava> sean connery only has to open his mouth to get my dicky sticky
12:00 <tech_n9ne> i look like morgan freeman
12:00 <Cadava> yesh
12:00 <British^Meat> im after more of a ... will ferell kinda look
12:00 <Cadava> sean connery only has to open his mouth to get my dicky sticky
12:00 <tech_n9ne> i look like morgan freeman
13:00 <tech_n9ne> only whiter
13:00 <TheRon> can you explain convoluted storylines??
13:00 <TheRon> like morgan freeman
13:00 <Cadava> the blond chick is hot though
13:00 <tech_n9ne> only whiter
13:00 <TheRon> can you explain convoluted storylines??
13:00 <TheRon> like morgan freeman
13:00 <Cadava> the blond chick is hot though
15:00 <TheRon> sisters are doing it for themselves
15:00 <tech_n9ne> i need a doctor
15:00 <TheRon> sisters are doing it for themselves
15:00 <tech_n9ne> i need a doctor
16:00 <Cadava> i could pretend
16:00 <TheRon> swollen balls?
16:00 <Cadava> let me have a look
16:00 <Cadava> i could pretend
16:00 <TheRon> swollen balls?
16:00 <Cadava> let me have a look
18:00 <TheRon> why don't more blokes go into gynecology as a speciality?
18:00 <TheRon> why don't more blokes go into gynecology as a speciality?
19:00 <Cadava> never work for a pussy let the pussy work for you
19:00 <Cadava> never work for a pussy let the pussy work for you
22:00 <Serenity> faux i just watched that little girl singing frozen lol
22:00 <faux> Hehe isn't she adorable 
22:00 <Serenity> .
23:00 <Serenity> uu
23:00 <Serenity> soooo cute
24:00 <tech_n9ne> fishy business
24:00 <tech_n9ne> fishy business
26:00 <Dugnuts> because women prefer women down there
26:00 <TheRon> explains my experiences
26:00 <Osskkaarr> lick
26:00 <Dugnuts> because women prefer women down there
26:00 <TheRon> explains my experiences
26:00 <Osskkaarr> lick
27:00 <Cadava> a vagina should never smell fishy
27:00 <TheRon> taco
27:00 <Dugnuts> tell that to fat girls
27:00 <Cadava> a vagina should never smell fishy
27:00 <TheRon> taco
27:00 <Dugnuts> tell that to fat girls
28:00 <TheRon> you dive for pearls?
28:00 <Osskkaarr> Dugnuts, You don't have much respect for females do you?
28:00 <Dugnuts> sure i do
28:00 <TheRon> you dive for pearls?
28:00 <Osskkaarr> Dugnuts, You don't have much respect for females do you?
28:00 <Dugnuts> sure i do
29:00 <Serenity> exzcuse me im fat but my vagina is not fishy
29:00 <Cadava> my dick can get a smegma kind of smell
29:00 <Serenity> you shut up
29:00 <Dugnuts> just in my experience ts the bigger girls who have smelly ones
29:00 <TheRon> it is sweatty down there
29:00 <Serenity> is bloody well not
29:00 <Serenity> exzcuse me im fat but my vagina is not fishy
29:00 <Cadava> my dick can get a smegma kind of smell
29:00 <Serenity> you shut up
29:00 <Dugnuts> just in my experience ts the bigger girls who have smelly ones
29:00 <TheRon> it is sweatty down there
29:00 <Serenity> is bloody well not
30:00 <Dugnuts> its not a proper survey or anything, just anecdotal experience
30:00 <Dugnuts> its not a proper survey or anything, just anecdotal experience
31:00 <Serenity> maybe its less about their weight and more about the fact they're chatty bitches who dont know what soap it
31:00 <Serenity> is*
31:00 <TheRon> i know very little about women
31:00 <Serenity> maybe its less about their weight and more about the fact they're chatty bitches who dont know what soap it
31:00 <Serenity> is*
31:00 <TheRon> i know very little about women
32:00 <Cadava> i wish i had one
32:00 <TheRon> mines plastic
32:00 <TheRon> she doesn't speak it's excellent
32:00 <Cadava> i wish i had one
32:00 <TheRon> mines plastic
32:00 <TheRon> she doesn't speak it's excellent
33:00 <Cadava> i bet she smells like sperm
33:00 <TheRon> fruity fresh actually
33:00 <Cadava> been eating the pineapple again
33:00 <Cadava> i bet she smells like sperm
33:00 <TheRon> fruity fresh actually
33:00 <Cadava> been eating the pineapple again
34:00 <partay> Mew bend over 
34:00 <TheRon> hygiene is important to me
34:00 <Serenity> TheRon washes it with fructus garnier shampoo
34:00 <TheRon> hygiene is important to me
34:00 <Serenity> TheRon washes it with fructus garnier shampoo
35:00 <Cadava> i have heard that is good for split ends
35:00 <TheRon> that foamy handwash
35:00 <Cadava> does yours have split ends
35:00 <Cadava> i have heard that is good for split ends
35:00 <TheRon> that foamy handwash
35:00 <Cadava> does yours have split ends
42:00 <TheRon> FLASHBEER!!
42:00 <TheRon> FLASHBEER!!
45:00 <Theriddler> Hallo
45:00 <Theriddler> Hallo
46:00 <amsy> hey ashypoos
46:00 <Theriddler> Waiting for brother to finish shopping
46:00 <tech_n9ne> cool
46:00 <amsy> lol
46:00 <amsy> hey ashypoos
46:00 <Theriddler> Waiting for brother to finish shopping
46:00 <tech_n9ne> cool
46:00 <amsy> lol
47:00 <tech_n9ne> mmm yoplait strawberry
47:00 <Theriddler> I'm sitting in the car and listening to the footy
47:00 <tech_n9ne> mmm yoplait strawberry
47:00 <Theriddler> I'm sitting in the car and listening to the footy
48:00 <tech_n9ne> whos playing
48:00 <TheRon> it's a cruel cruel summer, leaving me here on my own
48:00 <TheRon> suns v roos
48:00 <tech_n9ne> roos winninhg?
48:00 <TheRon> 11 points adrift
48:00 <tech_n9ne> whos playing
48:00 <TheRon> it's a cruel cruel summer, leaving me here on my own
48:00 <TheRon> suns v roos
48:00 <tech_n9ne> roos winninhg?
48:00 <TheRon> 11 points adrift
49:00 <TheRon> g ablett looks good
49:00 <tech_n9ne> he playin?
49:00 <TheRon> g ablett looks good
49:00 <tech_n9ne> he playin?
50:00 <TheRon> yes
50:00 <Theriddler> Yeah
50:00 <tech_n9ne> no
50:00 <couleurs> PS4!!!!!!!!!
50:00 <Theriddler> Expect suns to start winning a few games
50:00 <TheRon> yes
50:00 <Theriddler> Yeah
50:00 <tech_n9ne> no
50:00 <couleurs> PS4!!!!!!!!!
50:00 <Theriddler> Expect suns to start winning a few games
51:00 <Theriddler> They can't do much without him
51:00 <Theriddler> They can't do much without him
52:00 <TheRon> Xbox one !!!!!!!!!
52:00 <TheRon> Xbox one !!!!!!!!!
53:00 <TheRon> danger game for the dogs tonight
53:00 <TheRon> danger game for the dogs tonight
54:00 <Theriddler> Don't be douchy PhilWalsh 
54:00 <Theriddler> Yep  TheRon 
54:00 <TheRon> don't take carlton lightly
54:00 <Theriddler> I think blues may win
54:00 <Theriddler> Don't be douchy PhilWalsh 
54:00 <Theriddler> Yep  TheRon 
54:00 <TheRon> don't take carlton lightly
54:00 <Theriddler> I think blues may win
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I have the strange feeling we will too
55:00 <British^Meat> riddler :P
55:00 <Theriddler> Same
55:00 <British^Meat> got me a zero suit
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I have the strange feeling we will too
55:00 <British^Meat> riddler :P
55:00 <Theriddler> Same
55:00 <British^Meat> got me a zero suit
56:00 <Theriddler> Same too
56:00 <British^Meat> im in love
56:00 <Theriddler> And gannondorf n peletuna
56:00 <TheRon> and this time it's with a woman
56:00 <Theriddler> Lol
56:00 <Theriddler> Same too
56:00 <British^Meat> im in love
56:00 <Theriddler> And gannondorf n peletuna
56:00 <TheRon> and this time it's with a woman
56:00 <Theriddler> Lol
57:00 <amsy> Dreamcast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
57:00 <Serenity> YODELAYEEEYODELAYYYHEEHOOO
57:00 <Doodle> NEO GEO!!
57:00 <Doodle> loooooooooooooooooool sezz
57:00 <Serenity> LOLLL
57:00 <Theriddler> What was the maccas like sezz
57:00 <amsy> lol
57:00 <amsy> like maccas i bet
57:00 <TheRon> it must've been love but it's over now
57:00 <Serenity> it was actually really delicious
57:00 <amsy> its fairly consistent
57:00 <Serenity> just like a nice burger shop
57:00 <amsy> Dreamcast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
57:00 <Serenity> YODELAYEEEYODELAYYYHEEHOOO
57:00 <Doodle> NEO GEO!!
57:00 <Doodle> loooooooooooooooooool sezz
57:00 <Serenity> LOLLL
57:00 <Theriddler> What was the maccas like sezz
57:00 <amsy> lol
57:00 <amsy> like maccas i bet
57:00 <TheRon> it must've been love but it's over now
57:00 <Serenity> it was actually really delicious
57:00 <amsy> its fairly consistent
57:00 <Serenity> just like a nice burger shop
58:00 <Serenity> nah amsy we have build it your own burgers now
58:00 <Serenity> an they are ace
58:00 <Theriddler> Cool
58:00 <TheRon> maccas??
58:00 <amsy> lol norway will get that in 20 yeard
58:00 <amsy> we just got maccas breakfast
58:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't you seen the ad TheRon?
58:00 <Doodle> mcpuppene
58:00 <TheRon> i'm simple, i'll have lot minus tomato and sauce
58:00 <Serenity> nah amsy we have build it your own burgers now
58:00 <Serenity> an they are ace
58:00 <Theriddler> Cool
58:00 <TheRon> maccas??
58:00 <amsy> lol norway will get that in 20 yeard
58:00 <amsy> we just got maccas breakfast
58:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't you seen the ad TheRon?
58:00 <Doodle> mcpuppene
58:00 <TheRon> i'm simple, i'll have lot minus tomato and sauce
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you can build your own burgers now
59:00 <Theriddler> First all day breakfast then build your own burger
59:00 <British^Meat> nearly got a ganon, buit not yet
59:00 <British^Meat> my collection is pretty complete atm
59:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11659458_10152863428777331_6567732979947572289_n.jpg?oh=2623bd4535ef05d1088095cd3a2fe009&oe=56332E9E
59:00 <Serenity> it was really food
59:00 <TheRon> ganon?
59:00 <Serenity> er good
59:00 <Theriddler> Bbl
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you can build your own burgers now
59:00 <Theriddler> First all day breakfast then build your own burger
59:00 <British^Meat> nearly got a ganon, buit not yet
59:00 <British^Meat> my collection is pretty complete atm
59:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11659458_10152863428777331_6567732979947572289_n.jpg?oh=2623bd4535ef05d1088095cd3a2fe009&oe=56332E9E
59:00 <Serenity> it was really food
59:00 <TheRon> ganon?
59:00 <Serenity> er good
59:00 <Theriddler> Bbl
00:00 <TheRon> bacon cheese egg onion and lettuce
00:00 <amsy> all day breakfast is extreme
00:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11707556_10152863424872331_9177361869647669208_n.jpg?oh=3fa4313640ab528ecc6679dcb4236b4b&oe=561AA1EE
00:00 <Serenity> thats what was on it
00:00 <TheRon> KFC breakky?
00:00 <amsy> breakfast until 12 would be fine
00:00 <TheRon> i think they just add some bacon
00:00 <TheRon> bacon cheese egg onion and lettuce
00:00 <amsy> all day breakfast is extreme
00:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11707556_10152863424872331_9177361869647669208_n.jpg?oh=3fa4313640ab528ecc6679dcb4236b4b&oe=561AA1EE
00:00 <Serenity> thats what was on it
00:00 <TheRon> KFC breakky?
00:00 <amsy> breakfast until 12 would be fine
00:00 <TheRon> i think they just add some bacon
01:00 <faux> Yum I want a can of beetroot
01:00 <TheRon> no you don't
01:00 <Serenity> i love beetroot
01:00 <TheRon> hate it
01:00 <amsy> i also love beetroot
01:00 <Doodle> you spelt cock wrong
01:00 <Clarkson> because element tried to have sex with it, and not even a chicken wants in on that
01:00 <faux> Yum I want a can of beetroot
01:00 <TheRon> no you don't
01:00 <Serenity> i love beetroot
01:00 <TheRon> hate it
01:00 <amsy> i also love beetroot
01:00 <Doodle> you spelt cock wrong
01:00 <Clarkson> because element tried to have sex with it, and not even a chicken wants in on that
02:00 <Osskkaarr> Say what?
02:00 <amsy> still trying to get these stupid norskis to try it on a burger
02:00 <TheRon> tony abbott??
02:00 <faux> Why is all day breakfast extreme 
02:00 <TheRon> cock!
02:00 <Serenity> lolll Clarkson
02:00 <Clarkson> bikie clubs are gay
02:00 <amsy> i got them to try egg and they love it
02:00 <Doodle> extreme in the 90s sense? EXTREEEEEME
02:00 <faux> Sif you've never felt like breakfast for dinner lol
02:00 <Osskkaarr> Clarkson, Lets rub out peenies together yeah?
02:00 <Clarkson> a good bitch slappin'
02:00 <Osskkaarr> our
02:00 <TheRon> amsy get them on VB
02:00 <Serenity> brinner
02:00 <Osskkaarr> Say what?
02:00 <amsy> still trying to get these stupid norskis to try it on a burger
02:00 <TheRon> tony abbott??
02:00 <faux> Why is all day breakfast extreme 
02:00 <TheRon> cock!
02:00 <Serenity> lolll Clarkson
02:00 <Clarkson> bikie clubs are gay
02:00 <amsy> i got them to try egg and they love it
02:00 <Doodle> extreme in the 90s sense? EXTREEEEEME
02:00 <faux> Sif you've never felt like breakfast for dinner lol
02:00 <Osskkaarr> Clarkson, Lets rub out peenies together yeah?
02:00 <Clarkson> a good bitch slappin'
02:00 <Osskkaarr> our
02:00 <TheRon> amsy get them on VB
02:00 <Serenity> brinner
03:00 <faux> Shoosh dad
03:00 <TheRon> tiffany - i think we're alone now
03:00 <amsy> it makes the menu so big
03:00 <Osskkaarr> Who did I try and bone?
03:00 <faux> Dadle
03:00 <Serenity> its off scrubs
03:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Tiffany - I Think We're Alone Now.mp3 (3.45MB 128kbps Stereo 3:45)
03:00 <Doodle> wut
03:00 <faux> I have a killer headache
03:00 <faux> I took 2 nurofen 30 mins ago and nothing is happening 
03:00 <faux> Shoosh dad
03:00 <TheRon> tiffany - i think we're alone now
03:00 <amsy> it makes the menu so big
03:00 <Osskkaarr> Who did I try and bone?
03:00 <faux> Dadle
03:00 <Serenity> its off scrubs
03:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Tiffany - I Think We're Alone Now.mp3 (3.45MB 128kbps Stereo 3:45)
03:00 <Doodle> wut
03:00 <faux> I have a killer headache
03:00 <faux> I took 2 nurofen 30 mins ago and nothing is happening 
04:00 <Serenity> this laptop is killing my fucking life
04:00 <faux> It feels like a tiny person is in my head bowling 
04:00 <faux> Strike
04:00 <Doodle> more like GUTTER BALL
04:00 <TheRon> i find scotch helps faux
04:00 <faux> Hauehwiah
04:00 <British^Meat> does anyone elses FB have the loading cursor constantly going lately?
04:00 <faux> No scotch will make me warm and that will make it worse
04:00 <faux> Plus I have none 
04:00 <Serenity> neg
04:00 <Serenity> this laptop is killing my fucking life
04:00 <faux> It feels like a tiny person is in my head bowling 
04:00 <faux> Strike
04:00 <Doodle> more like GUTTER BALL
04:00 <TheRon> i find scotch helps faux
04:00 <faux> Hauehwiah
04:00 <British^Meat> does anyone elses FB have the loading cursor constantly going lately?
04:00 <faux> No scotch will make me warm and that will make it worse
04:00 <faux> Plus I have none 
04:00 <Serenity> neg
05:00 <Doodle> \i'm a loading cursor
05:00 <faux> -- couleurs
05:00 <British^Meat> your face is
05:00 <Serenity> loading
05:00 <Serenity> heh
05:00 <Doodle> i always swear when i orgasm
05:00 <Clarkson> that cricket game was shit
05:00 <Doodle> \i'm a loading cursor
05:00 <faux> -- couleurs
05:00 <British^Meat> your face is
05:00 <Serenity> loading
05:00 <Serenity> heh
05:00 <Doodle> i always swear when i orgasm
05:00 <Clarkson> that cricket game was shit
06:00 <faux> Clarkson play that funky music white boy
06:00 <Doodle> i wish bachelor chow was real
06:00 <Clarkson> man talkin bout anal makes me wana go to the toilet n shit
06:00 <Dugnuts> oh fuck yeah
06:00 <Doodle> over food
06:00 <Dugnuts> bachelor chow
06:00 <TheRon> can anybody find me, somebody to love
06:00 <faux> lolll
06:00 <Doodle> TheRon
06:00 <Doodle> there is an ad in the courier
06:00 <Doodle> asian lady specialist
06:00 <faux> lmao
06:00 <faux> Clarkson play that funky music white boy
06:00 <Doodle> i wish bachelor chow was real
06:00 <Clarkson> man talkin bout anal makes me wana go to the toilet n shit
06:00 <Dugnuts> oh fuck yeah
06:00 <Doodle> over food
06:00 <Dugnuts> bachelor chow
06:00 <TheRon> can anybody find me, somebody to love
06:00 <faux> lolll
06:00 <Doodle> TheRon
06:00 <Doodle> there is an ad in the courier
06:00 <Doodle> asian lady specialist
06:00 <faux> lmao
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
07:00 <Doodle> they can help
07:00 <TheRon> thai massage??
07:00 <faux> Ask loof what site he used
07:00 <Doodle> no
07:00 <Doodle> for wife you 
07:00 <Doodle> long time
07:00 <Bastardly_One> just go to the massage place next to American Made
07:00 <Doodle> it actually says asian lady specialist
07:00 <Doodle> i wonder if they repair them too
07:00 <TheRon> is it massage or "massage"?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> happy ending
07:00 <Dugnuts> she is a specialist for asian ladies?
07:00 <faux> Do they have to iron out your skin before massaging u b1
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
07:00 <Doodle> they can help
07:00 <TheRon> thai massage??
07:00 <faux> Ask loof what site he used
07:00 <Doodle> no
07:00 <Doodle> for wife you 
07:00 <Doodle> long time
07:00 <Bastardly_One> just go to the massage place next to American Made
07:00 <Doodle> it actually says asian lady specialist
07:00 <Doodle> i wonder if they repair them too
07:00 <TheRon> is it massage or "massage"?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> happy ending
07:00 <Dugnuts> she is a specialist for asian ladies?
07:00 <faux> Do they have to iron out your skin before massaging u b1
08:00 <Bastardly_One> every second person in Ballarat knows that place
08:00 <Doodle> what place
08:00 <Doodle> i dont know
08:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the biggest "secret"
08:00 <Doodle> nobody tells me anything
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I've told you 50 billion times
08:00 <Doodle> oh
08:00 <Doodle> i forget a lot
08:00 <Bastardly_One> the white house next to American Made
08:00 <faux> Doodle is actually there rn
08:00 <Doodle> i thought it was a dentist
08:00 <Doodle> lmao
08:00 <Doodle> shh
08:00 <Bastardly_One> the asian massage place
08:00 <Bastardly_One> every second person in Ballarat knows that place
08:00 <Doodle> what place
08:00 <Doodle> i dont know
08:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the biggest "secret"
08:00 <Doodle> nobody tells me anything
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I've told you 50 billion times
08:00 <Doodle> oh
08:00 <Doodle> i forget a lot
08:00 <Bastardly_One> the white house next to American Made
08:00 <faux> Doodle is actually there rn
08:00 <Doodle> i thought it was a dentist
08:00 <Doodle> lmao
08:00 <Doodle> shh
08:00 <Bastardly_One> the asian massage place
09:00 <TheRon> i keep asking for a hooker on my b'day but to no avail
09:00 <Bastardly_One> oh two doors
09:00 <faux> Lolllll
09:00 <Bastardly_One> DUH
09:00 <faux> They'd search your cavities alright 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you're right there's the specialist place first
09:00 <Doodle> i drive past it every day
09:00 <Doodle> should stop in for a wristie
09:00 <Bastardly_One> then a white fibro board house with windows open all the time
09:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder why?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine the smell on a hot day
09:00 <Doodle> cos of the STENCH
09:00 <TheRon> delacombe still going?
09:00 <Doodle> i love that word
09:00 <TheRon> i keep asking for a hooker on my b'day but to no avail
09:00 <Bastardly_One> oh two doors
09:00 <faux> Lolllll
09:00 <Bastardly_One> DUH
09:00 <faux> They'd search your cavities alright 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you're right there's the specialist place first
09:00 <Doodle> i drive past it every day
09:00 <Doodle> should stop in for a wristie
09:00 <Bastardly_One> then a white fibro board house with windows open all the time
09:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder why?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine the smell on a hot day
09:00 <Doodle> cos of the STENCH
09:00 <TheRon> delacombe still going?
09:00 <Doodle> i love that word
10:00 <Bastardly_One> the legal one near the cattle yards?
10:00 <faux> Lmao
10:00 <TheRon> i like minge as a word
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that got closed down years ago
10:00 <faux> Ew
10:00 <Bastardly_One> a guy found his wife working there
10:00 <Bastardly_One> went ballistic
10:00 <Doodle> rofl
10:00 <Bastardly_One> not long after they closed
10:00 <Doodle> stay classy btown
10:00 <faux> That made me gag so hard
10:00 <faux> Stale cum
10:00 <faux> Delacombe on ur face 
10:00 <Doodle> looool
10:00 <Doodle> i was just in delacombe
10:00 <Doodle> deep in delacombe
10:00 <faux> Wow I'm lagging bad
10:00 <Bastardly_One> the legal one near the cattle yards?
10:00 <faux> Lmao
10:00 <TheRon> i like minge as a word
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that got closed down years ago
10:00 <faux> Ew
10:00 <Bastardly_One> a guy found his wife working there
10:00 <Bastardly_One> went ballistic
10:00 <Doodle> rofl
10:00 <Bastardly_One> not long after they closed
10:00 <Doodle> stay classy btown
10:00 <faux> That made me gag so hard
10:00 <faux> Stale cum
10:00 <faux> Delacombe on ur face 
10:00 <Doodle> looool
10:00 <Doodle> i was just in delacombe
10:00 <Doodle> deep in delacombe
10:00 <faux> Wow I'm lagging bad
11:00 <TheRon> faux you'd love delacombe
11:00 <faux> Whys that 
11:00 <Doodle> cos its near me
11:00 <Doodle> !
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <faux> Is there naked cowboys
11:00 <TheRon> it's a great place
11:00 <faux> Oh
11:00 <Doodle> i could get a 20 gallon hat
11:00 <Doodle> 10
11:00 <Bastardly_One> trying to think of an equivalent
11:00 <TheRon> cattle yard inn probably has cowboys
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd say ... Mt Druit
11:00 <faux> Hot 
11:00 <faux> Love me some cowboys
11:00 <TheRon> faux you'd love delacombe
11:00 <faux> Whys that 
11:00 <Doodle> cos its near me
11:00 <Doodle> !
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <faux> Is there naked cowboys
11:00 <TheRon> it's a great place
11:00 <faux> Oh
11:00 <Doodle> i could get a 20 gallon hat
11:00 <Doodle> 10
11:00 <Bastardly_One> trying to think of an equivalent
11:00 <TheRon> cattle yard inn probably has cowboys
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd say ... Mt Druit
11:00 <faux> Hot 
11:00 <faux> Love me some cowboys
12:00 <Doodle> i climbed mt druitt
12:00 <Doodle> stuck a flag in
12:00 <Bastardly_One> the cattle yard inn has good food actually 
12:00 <faux> Gross
12:00 <faux> I wouldn't stick anything in Mt druitt
12:00 <Doodle> lol cattle yard in
12:00 <Doodle> inn
12:00 <Doodle> nothing like eating a steak while smelling cow shit
12:00 <TheRon> i'd still goto the market hotel
12:00 <TheRon> i love chinese food
12:00 <amsy> why
12:00 <Bastardly_One> still think the best I've found is Mr Rice
12:00 <Doodle> i climbed mt druitt
12:00 <Doodle> stuck a flag in
12:00 <Bastardly_One> the cattle yard inn has good food actually 
12:00 <faux> Gross
12:00 <faux> I wouldn't stick anything in Mt druitt
12:00 <Doodle> lol cattle yard in
12:00 <Doodle> inn
12:00 <Doodle> nothing like eating a steak while smelling cow shit
12:00 <TheRon> i'd still goto the market hotel
12:00 <TheRon> i love chinese food
12:00 <amsy> why
12:00 <Bastardly_One> still think the best I've found is Mr Rice
13:00 <Bastardly_One> really token
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Phil Walsh?
13:00 <faux> Mr Rice
13:00 <Bastardly_One> no cunt deserves to be stabbed to death over some cunt wanting money for ice
13:00 <TheRon> mr lice
13:00 <Bastardly_One> really token
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Phil Walsh?
13:00 <faux> Mr Rice
13:00 <Bastardly_One> no cunt deserves to be stabbed to death over some cunt wanting money for ice
13:00 <TheRon> mr lice
36:00 <stebie> evening ooomp
36:00 <stebie> o/
36:00 <ooomp> Hey stebie o/ :)
36:00 <stebie> what's crackin'?
37:00 <ooomp> Roast pork
37:00 <ooomp> Had some today
37:00 <ooomp> Crackling was delicious
38:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r26krlXFmOI
38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Transvision Vamp - Baby I Don't Care (1989) Views: 997,019 Uploader: MrHaggis64 Uploaded: Apr 12, 2012 Duration: 3m57s Rating: 4.89
43:00 <stebie> ooomp, yum omnomnom
43:00 <stebie> hey couleurs
44:00 <ooomp> Sure was stebie, haven't had it in ages
44:00 <couleurs> hey stebie u get ps4 n FiFa game yet pls
45:00 <British^Meat> hashtag - Planetside2
45:00 <couleurs> who...
45:00 <British^Meat> its a game, u know, other things that work on your ps4 that arent fifa
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
46:00 <Bastardly_One> been a popular PC game for years
46:00 <couleurs> neva herd of it
46:00 <couleurs> HehHehehhEh
46:00 <BenCox> couleurs lives in a world that's only fifa
47:00 <stebie> ah, i've played planetside 2
47:00 <stebie> didn't really get it
47:00 <couleurs> FiFa n BaBeS
47:00 <stebie> have to pay for decent play (player upgrades and stuff)
47:00 <stebie> i'd rather not
47:00 <stebie> ¬_¬
47:00 <ooomp> What do you send your saved money on?
48:00 <stebie> mail order brides
48:00 <BenCox> mail order brides are the go
48:00 <couleurs> male order birds
48:00 <ooomp> Is Russia still the go to?
48:00 <BenCox> its somalia now I think
49:00 <stebie> i hear they have an oversupply of lovely ladies
49:00 <stebie> but they will be too expensive to maintain, drinking lots of vodka
49:00 <British^Meat> they are high maintenance yer?
50:00 <British^Meat> You'd rather a passive asian wife
50:00 <ooomp> Filipino, just give her dad a couple bags of rice
50:00 <Loof> ooomp voted for abbott
50:00 <Loof> remember this
50:00 <ooomp> Ahh Loof, how goes the union
51:00 <ooomp> You and short get on a fair bit yeah
51:00 <stebie> lol ooomp, i have plenty of rice
51:00 <ooomp> stebie, that means you're in ;)
52:00 <ooomp> Best son in law ever.
52:00 <stebie> ^___^
53:00 <ooomp> So where is the wedding going to be
53:00 <ooomp> Someone wafm please.
53:00 <ooomp> Err warm*
53:00 <couleurs> i'm warm
53:00 <Cadava> any hot girls want to chat to a lonely old man in pm
54:00 <ooomp> Cadava, asl
54:00 <Cadava> 53 m melb
55:00 <couleurs> ew
55:00 <ooomp> s for sex, you already said you were male
55:00 <Cadava> looking for girl late teens early twenties must be hot
55:00 <ooomp> couleurs is 19f melb
56:00 <ooomp> She is stunning
56:00 <Cadava> and must be into typing lude words into pm
56:00 <ooomp> couleurs will talk your head off
56:00 <Cadava> i know i have seen her photo....talk about stiff
57:00 <ooomp> Ooops I meant take not talk
57:00 <ooomp> You touch couleurs and you die, old man 
57:00 <ooomp> >.>
57:00 <Cadava> lol
58:00 <ooomp> FiFa!
58:00 <Cadava> i like it when you talk like that ooomp
58:00 <Cadava> are you hot?
59:00 <ooomp> I'm cold
59:00 <couleurs> :)))))))
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about to say 
59:00 <ooomp> Cold as ice
59:00 <StrykerX> ooomp is a cute bitch apparently.
59:00 <Cadava> b1
59:00 <Bastardly_One> unless she has central heating 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> she'd be cold
59:00 <ooomp> StrykerX wants to bang me
59:00 <StrykerX> Of course
59:00 <ooomp> With a gun
59:00 <StrykerX> Ohai ;D
59:00 <Cadava> b1 is hot
59:00 <ooomp> ;)
00:00 <StrykerX> How you doin bigboi ;P
00:00 <ooomp> Bend over and find out :P
00:00 <StrykerX> o0o0ooo
00:00 <ooomp> Doodle never wanted it :'(
01:00 <StrykerX> He's just playin hard to get
01:00 <ooomp> Yeah
02:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/tueexPX.jpg
03:00 <Cadava> who is that
03:00 <couleurs> me
05:00 <Cadava> i love it when you post dirty shit
05:00 <Clarkson> [08:24:08] yeah her tits could be better 
06:00 <ooomp> Loof irl http://i.imgur.com/R5ujWwN.gif
06:00 <Cadava> sometimes i feel like a toilet too
06:00 <stebie> evening `mint o/~
07:00 <`mint> Hey stebie
07:00 <Cadava> Loof is sexy
07:00 <Bastardly_One> stebie are you single?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> `mint needs a new man 
08:00 <Cadava> stebie?
08:00 <Cadava> and me
08:00 <StrykerX> `mint is a chick?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> last I checked she was 
09:00 <Cadava> any hot men with their irc handle starting with 's'
09:00 <`mint> Last I checked I was too
09:00 <StrykerX> Cadava: stebie
10:00 <ooomp> stebie is god
10:00 <Cadava> i don't think he likes my advances
10:00 <`mint> No wonder no randoms hit on me... they all think I'm a dude.
10:00 <StrykerX> He's busy rubbing one out
10:00 <StrykerX> `mint: You REALLY want IRC guys hitting on you?
10:00 <StrykerX> Think about it for a second..
11:00 <ooomp> `mint its a bonus
11:00 <`mint> No. I just kind of came to expect it...
11:00 <ooomp> Don't go there
11:00 <Cadava> if i had have known you was a female i would have been straight onto you mint!
11:00 <British^Meat> IF u want irc guys hitting u, chat up smashmouth, aha hah, but seriously. dont do that
11:00 <`mint> Thanks Cadava. Means a lot
11:00 <Cadava> lol
11:00 <ooomp> Cadeva most people on here are females
12:00 <ooomp> Inside and sometimes outside
12:00 <StrykerX> Not in my experience..
12:00 <Cadava> well that sux
12:00 <ooomp> What I'm trying to say is they're pussies
12:00 <`mint> Lol
12:00 <Cadava> i do like a lady man
13:00 <Cadava> mint do you have a sexy photo to post like the other girls on here
13:00 <`mint> Haha. No. I'm a classy lady
13:00 <`mint> And I trust no one...
14:00 <Cadava> lol smart too
14:00 <couleurs> me 2
14:00 <StrykerX> She's holding out
14:00 <StrykerX> Get her, boyz!
14:00 <`mint> Of course
15:00 <`mint> That sounds a bit rapey StrykerX
15:00 <StrykerX> :/
15:00 <`mint> Just sayin'...
15:00 <StrykerX> Sorry, I don't condone rape.
15:00 <`mint> Haha. I should hope not
16:00 <StrykerX> Half asleep
16:00 <ooomp> Not what you said to me last night in bed as you were being deflowered, StrykerX
16:00 <StrykerX> I swear this heater has a carbon monoxide leak
16:00 <StrykerX> ooomp: If anyone was deflowered.. It was you sweety ;)
17:00 <ooomp> I was just projecting
17:00 <ooomp> -_-
17:00 <Serenity> i dunno.. id believe ooomp was deflowering you first
17:00 <couleurs> ^_______________^
17:00 <StrykerX> :>
17:00 <StrykerX> Stfu
17:00 <Serenity> lool
17:00 <ooomp> Lol
18:00 <ooomp> http://i.imgur.com/OKFEcrH.jpg
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that Cadava is one of the most annoying cunts austnet has ever seen in recent years
19:00 <Serenity> thats a little cute
19:00 <couleurs> that me in you're car ooomp 
20:00 <ooomp> Yeah, you have that facial expression on permanently
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a little cute?
20:00 <couleurs> woof
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that's WAY cute
21:00 <Serenity> im not a dog person
21:00 <Serenity> i rarely find anything to do with them cute
21:00 <Bastardly_One> forget what kind it is 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> but they don't grow much bigger than that 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> looks like a shelty
22:00 <Maurice> Except for my dog, you have to admit he's adorable, even if he is smelly
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't like big dogs much but medium and little dogs are cool
23:00 <Serenity> hes a big fat head
23:00 <Serenity> also didnu see whatsapp
23:00 <Maurice> Lemme look
23:00 <Maurice> Ooh damnit, now I want steak kilpatrick
23:00 <Serenity> sign up u get a $30 right away
24:00 <Serenity> $30 voucher**
29:00 <couleurs> sonia kruger is live tweeting the voice u guys what a treat
29:00 <ooomp> Yay
29:00 <ooomp> Not.
29:00 <couleurs> agreed.
30:00 <BenCox> who is that
30:00 <Cadava> not nice
30:00 <couleurs> idk
31:00 <Serenity> some tranny
31:00 <stebie> `mint is manless? i don't believe it!
31:00 <Cadava> hi stebie 
31:00 <nate> MIntie!
31:00 <stebie> hey Cadava
31:00 <couleurs> all girls in here show you're pic pls asap
32:00 <Cadava> bikini photos welcome
32:00 <Cadava> am i right or am i right lol
33:00 <amsy> no
33:00 <nate> http://www.xaviertoby.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Gina-Rinehart-Meme_2-300x230.jpg
33:00 <Cadava> k
34:00 <couleurs> HeHehehHheheh
34:00 <faux> sletseverywhere
34:00 <Serenity>  ffs
34:00 <faux> Right clarkson
34:00 <Clarkson> putting in about 12 hours of football a week, uni and job hunting and whatever the hell else
34:00 <faux> K
35:00 <amsy> slets <3
36:00 <Cadava> so is there anyone here who is into the pot
36:00 <couleurs> DeLTa^PooDrUm
36:00 <stebie> i'm lost without pou
36:00 <Cadava> i should have known
37:00 <faux> into the pot
38:00 <nate> im into the kettle
39:00 <Cadava> got any good kettle
40:00 <Cadava> just asking for a mate
42:00 <Cadava> faux you have any good buds
43:00 <`mint> Sorry stebie, I was watching Masterchef lol. I am kinda manless...
44:00 <Cadava> ever smoked the spice/fake weed
44:00 <Cadava> men are trouble mint
44:00 <`mint> Don't I know it atm
44:00 <ShadowLurker> whats goin on cunts
46:00 <Cadava> about to edge
46:00 <ShadowLurker> i heard  youre all copping fat goop cannons to the  tradesman entrance
47:00 <Cadava> tell me more
49:00 <ShadowLurker> especially that hornbag serenity
50:00 <Serenity> im not urmum dudr
50:00 <Serenity> dude
51:00 <Cadava> mums the word lol
51:00 <Cadava> Serenity did you break someones heart
51:00 <Serenity> what
52:00 <Cadava> you and ShadowLurker 
52:00 <Serenity> ...
52:00 <Serenity> yeah
52:00 <Cadava> bad breakup?
52:00 <ShadowLurker> wtf
52:00 <Serenity> what
52:00 <Serenity> lol
52:00 <faux> Lmao
52:00 <Cadava> lol
52:00 <faux> Cos he called u a hornbag
52:00 <faux> Suddenly it's divorce
52:00 <Serenity> oh
52:00 <Serenity> I see
52:00 <ShadowLurker> shit ey
53:00 <amsy> he may have read whorebag
53:00 <amsy> still accurate
53:00 <amsy> :D
53:00 <Serenity> hey excuse meeee
53:00 <Serenity> rude much
53:00 <amsy> lollll
53:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl
54:00 <amsy> soz m8
54:00 <ShadowLurker> hey hey wheres all the money then
54:00 <Cadava> it was the goop and the hornbag lol
54:00 <Serenity> ur not having half my stuff shadowlurker. and im keeping ruby
54:00 <faux> I love how putting :D at the end of a sentence lightens it up
54:00 <Serenity> OK
54:00 <Cadava> haha
54:00 <faux> Lmao
54:00 <faux> Ur a slut :D
54:00 <ShadowLurker> ill cut everything 8nhalf
54:00 <ShadowLurker> in half
55:00 <Serenity> it just looks passive aggressive to me
55:00 <Serenity> cause thats how i use it
55:00 <faux> Mixy used to do jt so much with :P
55:00 <ShadowLurker> sah slut :>
55:00 <couleurs> i hate u all :D
55:00 <Clarkson> you guys fuck me
55:00 <faux> Ok clarky
55:00 <Clarkson> do u think we play with our boobs all day?
55:00 <Cadava> i like to light things up too :)
55:00 <ShadowLurker> is that right clarky
55:00 <Clarkson> is anal sex with a woman also gay
55:00 <Cadava> that was kind of creepy
55:00 <faux> Ll
56:00 <Cadava> anal sex means poo poo on your end
56:00 <Serenity> mixy used to think she was a clever bitch too
56:00 <Serenity> but she wasn't
57:00 <unique> Geez haven't heard anything of mixy in years
57:00 <faux> Good 
57:00 <couleurs> i'm mixy
57:00 <ShadowLurker> thats a good thing
57:00 <Serenity>  ^
57:00 <ShadowLurker> shes fez
57:00 <amsy> haha i would use :p if i actually meant it but wanted it to look like a joke
58:00 <Cadava> is mixy hot
58:00 <ShadowLurker> no
58:00 <couleurs> i made soup
58:00 <unique> Ok ok admittedly I haven't heard anything of anyone for ages.
58:00 <couleurs> from a packet :P
58:00 <couleurs> -- Tiggier
58:00 <faux> Lmao
58:00 <faux> Do u have lesbian sex
58:00 <Clarkson> he's all sorts of fuckin monkey
58:00 <faux> :P
58:00 <faux> How rude clarkson 
58:00 <Clarkson> why stick your dick where millions have gone before
58:00 <faux> Oh
59:00 <ShadowLurker> looool
59:00 <unique> Yeah ok. So the saying an elephant never forgets is definitely not correct. No idea couleurs
59:00 <ShadowLurker> clarky has the best insults
59:00 <Clarkson> Mew n shit cunts
00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:00 <couleurs> squeeze me?
00:00 <faux> Who's an elephant 
00:00 <ShadowLurker> me
00:00 <Cadava> oh my
00:00 <couleurs> who u callen an elephent
00:00 <ShadowLurker> wanna see my trunk
00:00 <faux> Neiiighh
00:00 <faux> Wait
00:00 <faux> Lol
00:00 <Cadava> this will never end well
00:00 <faux> Idk how to type an elephant noise
01:00 <ShadowLurker> brrreeeeehhhhhhh
01:00 <Cadava> ShadowLurker  yes please
01:00 <faux> No that would be me in the cheese section 
01:00 <ShadowLurker> hahah
01:00 <couleurs> Mmmmmm. Cheese.
01:00 <Cadava> smegma
01:00 <couleurs> -- hommer cheeseson
02:00 <Cadava> dick cheese
02:00 <Clarkson> ive tasted my own semen
02:00 <Cadava> me too
02:00 <amsy> good
03:00 <Cadava> yum
03:00 <amsy> doubt it
03:00 <faux> String cheese cum
04:00 <Cadava> it is so hot to see a hot chick swallow a decent load
04:00 <faux> Amsys fave
04:00 <amsy> lol :(
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <faux> Cadava has anyone ever punched u in teh face 
04:00 <Cadava> not saying
04:00 <couleurs> mayonaise me
04:00 <ShadowLurker> trunk http://36.media.tumblr.com/f982e1bbf139924c5bbe19bdf9a3feab/tumblr_mivfglrdmA1rhzhhyo1_500.jpg
04:00 <amsy> ejaculate in simba
05:00 <faux> Hngg
05:00 <Cadava> simba is hot
05:00 <Cadava> ShadowLurker i need to fap 
06:00 <TheRiddler> hai nerdygirl
06:00 <faux> Lollll
06:00 <amsy> lmao bb ShadowLurkers link is pk irl
06:00 <faux> LOL
06:00 <faux> That fucking monstrosity
06:00 <faux> Would puncture my lungs
06:00 <amsy> LMAO
07:00 <amsy> actually died
07:00 <faux> Looool
07:00 <faux> Better than CS.jpg
07:00 <faux> thatsprettymuchit.jpg
07:00 <couleurs> idgi
08:00 <amsy> lollllll
08:00 <amsy> just talking about penises
08:00 <faux> Imagine pk sent it to FP 
08:00 <faux> Hed be like oh
08:00 <amsy> LOL
08:00 <faux> That's how. 
08:00 <couleurs> cool i got 1 of them
08:00 <Cadava> who here can fill a shot glass in one ejaculation
09:00 <faux> Cadava stop typing permanently
09:00 <nate> faux can!!!
09:00 <Cadava> i have never typed permanently
09:00 <faux> Stop that
09:00 <Cadava> why you picking on me
09:00 <Cadava> :(
10:00 <Bonny> he said he WANTS one
10:00 <faux> And, to see if end, but it was a fun and I have been in touch and we'll send me the other day and age of the following areas 
10:00 <Bonny> oops I scrolled back
10:00 <Loof> wot
11:00 <couleurs> u guys r weird
11:00 <Doodle> [17:12] <faux> Doodle http://imgur.com/NGriP1h
11:00 <Doodle> ehehehehehehe
11:00 <faux> Lol
11:00 <couleurs> hehe i get it
12:00 <faux> That's me and doodle
12:00 <faux> I'm resting me dick on his head
12:00 <Clarkson> He fucking loved Star Trek
12:00 <Doodle> plonk
12:00 <Doodle> so
12:00 <Doodle> who here can fill a shot glass in one ejaculation
13:00 <StrykerX> Fantasy Doodle?
13:00 <Doodle> no i was asking for Cadava
13:00 <StrykerX> Oh right
13:00 <couleurs> idk i'll have 2 get bak 2 u on that 1
13:00 <Doodle> i'd have a shot pun inteded
14:00 <faux> A dude jerk ed off on cam 4 me once
14:00 <faux> And pulled out a cup 
14:00 <faux> And came in it
14:00 <Doodle> lol ew
14:00 <faux> And I'm like
14:00 <faux> R u gonna drink that
14:00 <faux> .
14:00 <Doodle> hhahaha
14:00 <faux> He's like no its cleaner 
14:00 <Doodle> did u want it
14:00 <faux> Ok.
14:00 <faux> Than a tissue?!
14:00 <faux> Weirdo
15:00 <couleurs> did he mail it 2 u
15:00 <StrykerX> Snap freeze and mail it
15:00 <faux> No
15:00 <Doodle> lol
15:00 <couleurs> what a jerk
15:00 <Cadava> i would only mail my semen if there was a promise to drink it on cam
16:00 <faux> He prob freezed it in an ice tray and made cumsicles
16:00 <Doodle> freezed
16:00 <faux> Rof
16:00 <faux> L
16:00 <faux> I was hoping no one noticed that 
16:00 <faux> Fu
16:00 <Doodle> freezed durt-bag
16:00 <faux> Freezed it bro
17:00 <anotherirc3r> wow Cadava, you have issues dude
17:00 <couleurs> freezed it or i'll shoot
17:00 <Cadava> the shooting happend before 
18:00 <BenCox> Cadava is Saemon level of messed up
18:00 <anotherirc3r> I need more scotch to deal with this weirdness
18:00 <Cadava> a tissue may be cleaner than a glass
19:00 <Cadava> anotherirc3r stop pretending that you are all normal
19:00 <faux> Lmao
19:00 <faux> tsss
19:00 <Cadava> lol
20:00 <nate> u tell em caddy!
20:00 <anotherirc3r> you make me feel extremely normal
20:00 <flammable> rofl ^
20:00 <Cadava> i am glad i can do it for you
21:00 <nate> do it for meeeeh! caddy:)
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:00 <anotherirc3r> ugh
22:00 <anotherirc3r> lol natey
22:00 <nate> hi mr riddler, wad up 
23:00 <Cadava> i will do it for you any day nate ;) lol
23:00 <nate> good cause im bad at everything
24:00 <Cadava> i think he likes me
24:00 <StrykerX> Wow.. Still talk of frozen cum
24:00 <Clarkson> and fuck you too
24:00 <StrykerX> nate, you keen?
24:00 <Cadava> i am
25:00 <nate> keen for baked beans
25:00 <couleurs> rocky marten
25:00 <Serenity> ahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahahahhahahahahahahaha
25:00 <Serenity> oh lordy
26:00 <BenCox> Cadava: you're an odd ball
26:00 <Osskkaarr> RofLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Serenity
26:00 <nate> BenCox dont look at his nutz :)
26:00 <Serenity> have I got something on my face?
26:00 <Cadava> yeah BenCox 
26:00 <couleurs> bake my beans
26:00 <Osskkaarr> cop that!
26:00 <Serenity> rude
27:00 <BenCox> Cadava: do you not get out much>?
27:00 <Cadava> never
27:00 <nate> Cadava stays at home and plays with his abbadabbas
27:00 <Cadava> yes
28:00 <Cadava> i still live with mum
29:00 <nate> why am i hungry, must have worms ;l
29:00 <Cadava> the room under the stairs is where i do most of my living
30:00 <Cadava> mum says i need to get out more too
30:00 <amsy> dooooooooodle
31:00 <nate> Cadava are u on da tinder
31:00 <nate> rockin da world
31:00 <Cadava> hell no my wife would fucking kill me
31:00 <nate> lol
31:00 <Cadava> lol
31:00 <Cadava> good way to get me killed
33:00 <couleurs> i got a pimple
33:00 <Loof> BenCox luvs MenCox
33:00 <Loof> BenCox is lower than the maggots trapped under a homeless mans foreskin
33:00 <BenCox> Loof is somewhat fixated on me
33:00 <BenCox> its a bit creepy
33:00 <Cadava> i mean mum lets me use her phone from time to time
33:00 <Cadava> but she is against tinder
34:00 <anotherirc3r> and cocks BenCox
34:00 <BenCox> yeah anotherirc3r
34:00 <anotherirc3r> it is rather sad
34:00 <BenCox> repressed urges, I suspect
34:00 <BenCox> Cadava: use grindr instead
34:00 <anotherirc3r> that would make sense
34:00 <Cadava> does it hurt
34:00 <Serenity> i like cox
34:00 <Cadava> yum
35:00 <couleurs> xD
35:00 <Loof> simultaneously
35:00 <Serenity> yeah 3 or 4
35:00 <Loof> lol
35:00 <Cadava> at one time
36:00 <Cadava> in my bum
38:00 <StrykerX> Loof is beating off.
38:00 <Loof> beating off the women
38:00 <Loof> :P
38:00 <Cadava> you must be very hot
38:00 <Loof> beating off the trannies more like it
39:00 <Cadava> nothing wrong with trannies
39:00 <Cadava> have you seen them lady boys squirt
40:00 <stebie> ew
40:00 <Serenity> faux
40:00 <Serenity> have you seen a dude on fb called kurt coleman
40:00 <Loof> kurt poleman
41:00 <Serenity> loof are you a closey poofy?
41:00 <Serenity> closet
41:00 <Cadava> peter north eat your heart out
41:00 <Loof> i wish
41:00 <Loof> women are the worst
41:00 <anotherirc3r> yeah.. poor Loof
41:00 <anotherirc3r> all the mean women
42:00 <Serenity> like be honest.... if no one woukd ever find oit would you take a glue gun to the gobber?
42:00 <Loof> lol no
42:00 <Loof> i like the vag
42:00 <Serenity> aw shame
42:00 <Cadava> women think i am ugly and i just want flesh i tell you
42:00 <Loof> not that there's anything wrong with that
42:00 <Cadava> lol@glue gun to the gobber
43:00 <Cadava> i know i would
44:00 <Loof> this old guy in psych ward had nearly every std you can imagine from sucking dick for cigs
44:00 <Loof> carried a bible around
44:00 <Serenity> thats repulsive
44:00 <Loof> his pants were always covered in jizz
44:00 <anotherirc3r> you were in a psych ward?
45:00 <StrykerX> With a wife like his
45:00 <StrykerX> Anyone would be.
46:00 <anotherirc3r> fair enough then
46:00 <Loof> yeah i have schizophrenia, at least i'm not retarded like him
47:00 <milk> schiz meds are the worst
47:00 <anotherirc3r> ah okay
48:00 <British^Meat> lol
48:00 <milk> the worst thing about schizophrenia is you cant get a passport
49:00 <Osskkaarr> Are Loof and Chris related?
49:00 <Loof> 4:1D
50:00 <Serenity> loof and chris kind of look similar too tbh
50:00 <anotherirc3r> what meds do you take for schizophrenia?
50:00 <Serenity> not being mean loof
50:00 <Loof> god
50:00 <Loof> might as well kill myself
50:00 <Serenity> nooo
50:00 <Serenity> u dont look dirty like he does
50:00 <Loof> lol
51:00 <Serenity> or look like you'd smell like a fish tank
51:00 <Loof> we're about equal height too
51:00 <StrykerX> lol
51:00 <anotherirc3r> never seen a picture of Loof
51:00 <milk> I'm related to sid
51:00 <StrykerX> They look the same?
51:00 <Serenity> similar i said
51:00 <Serenity> looks earlier pics
51:00 <Serenity> loofs
53:00 <amsy> poached eggies :')
53:00 <StrykerX> Poor Loof
53:00 <Loof> i know :(
53:00 <StrykerX> I genuinely feel sorry for you bro.
53:00 <Loof> no wonder i'm with her
53:00 <Loof> lol
53:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwXc-RFL-zk
53:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Sex Pistols - God Save The Queen ( Live 1977 ) Views: 100,608 Uploader: robin haugsnes Uploaded: Jul 8, 2009 Duration: 2m6s Rating: 4.87
53:00 <Serenity> youre not as bad as him dont fret
53:00 <Serenity> no ones as bad as chris
53:00 <StrykerX> Serenity: I'm yet to meet someone who is
53:00 <Loof> except *maybe* pieter
53:00 <Doodle> Loof can you kick a door frame
54:00 <Serenity> good poiny loof
54:00 <BenCox> Serenity: just a heads up, he's baked off his fucking face tonight
54:00 <Clarkson> nobody will miss you retard
54:00 <BenCox> so abuse might be going your way
54:00 <Serenity> so ill get pms latet
54:00 <Loof> i can kick a bin, but doubt i could manage a doorframe
54:00 <BenCox> yeah nmo doubt
54:00 <BenCox> no*
54:00 <Serenity> telling me he hates me and asking me to fuck
54:00 <Doodle> sweet talker
54:00 <ShadowLurker> at 3 in the morning
55:00 <Loof> pieter?
55:00 <BenCox> he passed out about an hour ago
55:00 <Serenity> chris
55:00 <Loof> barf
55:00 <Loof> that's disgusting
55:00 <BenCox> so yeah, he'll come to about midnight
55:00 <Doodle> rottencock
55:00 <Serenity> he was asking me to root yesterday
55:00 <Loof> image the smell of his bed
55:00 <Serenity> yyuuuck
55:00 <simba> i thought chris was dead
55:00 <Serenity> worse than saemon
55:00 <ShadowLurker> full of piss n cat turds
55:00 <Doodle> imagine all the stuff that would fall out of his jocks when he pulled them down
55:00 <Loof> and the smell of his rotten breath onhis pillows
55:00 <Doodle> rocks
55:00 <Doodle> dirt
56:00 <simba> cant we just pretend he's dead?
56:00 <Doodle> worms
56:00 <Serenity> roflll robbbb
56:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL\
56:00 <ShadowLurker> wermz
56:00 <Loof> hahaha
56:00 <Serenity> oh therss me cone piece
56:00 <Serenity> huhuhu
56:00 <Doodle> haha
56:00 <ShadowLurker> collection of found butts
56:00 <milk> Loof you reading anything?
56:00 <Serenity> ciggy butt brain
56:00 <ShadowLurker> loof cant read anything he has 90% of us on ignore
56:00 <Cadava> this is like The B&B
57:00 <milk> LotR is big again
57:00 <simba> loofer get in2 teh xenotron
57:00 <Loof> oh fuck yes
57:00 <Doodle> silverstone gp tonight
57:00 <Loof> xenoblade!
57:00 <Doodle> hngg
57:00 <simba> sweet
58:00 <Cadava> netflix here i cum
58:00 <Clarkson> I'm no longer able to paste tit pics here 
58:00 <Doodle> yes u r
58:00 <Loof> we should get on skype but i need coffee
58:00 <simba> dont do it Cadava!!!
58:00 <Doodle> mm coffee
58:00 <Doodle> yes pls Loof
58:00 <Doodle> no bits in mine thx
58:00 <Loof> how do youi have it?
58:00 <Loof> lol
58:00 <amsy> this channel says cum more than any channel ive ever been in
59:00 <ChorizoTaco> hola
59:00 <ShadowLurker> he likes his coffee like his men
59:00 <Loof> cum on
59:00 <Loof> no we dont
59:00 <ShadowLurker> tall strong n black
59:00 <milk> I got it from a schoolgirl
59:00 <simba> cum is a sensation
59:00 <Loof> lol
59:00 <amsy> #melbourne's Hot Topic: Cum
59:00 <British^Meat> Doodlem on FTA?
59:00 <milk> nice coffee and cookie
59:00 <xm> cum
59:00 <Doodle> warm topic
59:00 <xm> i have it on highlight
59:00 <Doodle> no British^Meat
59:00 <xm> to summon the xm
59:00 <British^Meat> balls
59:00 <Doodle> illegelstreemz
59:00 <Clarkson> refusing random cock
59:00 <amsy> lmao simba, i thought about that nirvana video
00:00 <amsy> Cum. :P
00:00 <Doodle> filth
00:00 <Doodle> dont stop tho
00:00 <amsy> just randomly the other day
00:00 <simba> which one
00:00 <Loof> cum as you are
00:00 <Clarkson> iloveporn tits or gtfo
00:00 <amsy> and then i had to watch it a million times
01:00 <simba> Rape Me
01:00 <milk> public toilets are a homosexual paradise
01:00 <Doodle> lol
01:00 <Loof> i can has bongz?
02:00 <milk> kannabus?
02:00 <Loof> yes i can
02:00 <simba> ill have some 2
02:00 <Doodle> same
02:00 <milk> corpus christi
03:00 <Doodle> grape mentos really arent the freshmaker
03:00 <Doodle> the grapemaker maybe
03:00 <Doodle> the purpletonguemaker
04:00 <Bastardly_One> those mentos nowmints are weird
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I got orange ones and it's a combo taste of mint and orange
05:00 <Doodle> gag
05:00 <Doodle> no pls
06:00 <faux> Yes sez
06:00 <faux> I follow him on snapchat and cringe daily
06:00 <Bastardly_One> they're ... interesting
06:00 <faux> But I can't look away
08:00 <amsy> american orange tic tacs are like that
08:00 <amsy> idiots
09:00 <Doodle> muurknz
09:00 <amsy> fwun soon
09:00 <Doodle> yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
09:00 <TheRiddler> sport lemon is not working for me :(
09:00 <TheRiddler> sport lemon is not working for me :(
10:00 <Doodle> cantw8
10:00 <Doodle> i'm rocking back and forth in my chair
10:00 <Doodle> just thinking about it
10:00 <Dugnuts> oh there it is
10:00 <Dugnuts> other
10:00 <Dugnuts> thanks
10:00 <Dugnuts> oh there it is
10:00 <Dugnuts> other
10:00 <Dugnuts> thanks
11:00 <amsy> hehehe
11:00 <amsy> cute that you understood what i meant
11:00 <Doodle> ofc i am fluent in whatever that language is
12:00 <amsy> hahaha
12:00 <Bastardly_One> now I know why I've never watched Blades of Glory
12:00 <amsy> amsish
12:00 <Doodle> hehehhehehhe
12:00 <Bastardly_One> it's ... well ... shit
12:00 <Clarkson> guess I was just thinking about the fkn dude ima fuck today ay
12:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
12:00 <Doodle> blades of glory is fucking awesome you shut your whore mouth
12:00 <Clarkson> u sick cunt
12:00 <TheRiddler> sif
12:00 <TheRiddler> dont go panda on us
12:00 <Dugnuts> urg
12:00 <Dugnuts> lucky its two teams i dont care about
12:00 <couleurs> every1 try sport orange lmao xD
12:00 <Dugnuts> its damned blocky
12:00 <Dugnuts> urg
12:00 <Dugnuts> lucky its two teams i dont care about
12:00 <couleurs> every1 try sport orange lmao xD
12:00 <Dugnuts> its damned blocky
13:00 <TheRiddler> liking horrid movies and saying good movies are shit
13:00 <Clarkson> im not bothered... after all it is only pictard... and everyone knows he talks nothing but shit 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> will ferrel just drives me crazy
13:00 <ChorizoTaco> nah go panda on everyone
13:00 <TheRiddler> oh that's understandable
13:00 <ChorizoTaco> panda style is the best way to fite irl
13:00 <Bastardly_One> like that brendan frazer does
13:00 <TheRiddler> YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
13:00 <TheRiddler> first goal on debut
13:00 <TheRiddler> go dogs
13:00 <TheRiddler> go dragons
13:00 <TheRiddler> YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
13:00 <TheRiddler> first goal on debut
13:00 <TheRiddler> go dogs
13:00 <TheRiddler> go dragons
14:00 <milk> your panda style is no match for my way of the dragon
14:00 <ChorizoTaco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQrHsrKIspM
14:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kung Fu Hamster Style - Orgazmo Views: 72,276 Uploader: RNRSoldier Uploaded: Apr 19, 2008 Duration: 1m50s Rating: 4.83
14:00 <couleurs> go da dees
14:00 <TheRiddler> go da dees
14:00 <couleurs> go da dees
14:00 <TheRiddler> go da dees
15:00 <amsy> go da dees
15:00 <couleurs> dee me up
15:00 <amsy> go da dees
15:00 <couleurs> dee me up
16:00 <Bastardly_One> seems it's either that or Terminator 3
16:00 <TheRiddler> I'm blue bada dee bada da
16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:00 <TheRiddler> I'm blue bada dee bada da
16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:00 <faux> Serenity you cum consumer why did u ask about Kurt coleman
17:00 <Serenity> borred
17:00 <Doodle> eadc
17:00 <Serenity> u'
17:00 <Doodle> no
17:00 <Doodle> i'm full
17:00 <Serenity> lol
17:00 <StrykingSara> He can't 
17:00 <Serenity> borred
17:00 <Doodle> eadc
17:00 <Serenity> u'
17:00 <Doodle> no
17:00 <Doodle> i'm full
17:00 <Serenity> lol
17:00 <StrykingSara> He can't 
18:00 <amsy> bada da
18:00 <amsy> lmao
18:00 <StrykingSara> Picards not here yet
18:00 <Serenity> thats even making me feel ill
18:00 <Serenity> u should stop now
18:00 <TheRiddler> is that how it goes
18:00 <StrykingSara> Hahahaha
18:00 <TheRiddler> I' haven't heard the song in ages
18:00 <amsy> bada da
18:00 <amsy> lmao
18:00 <StrykingSara> Picards not here yet
18:00 <Serenity> thats even making me feel ill
18:00 <Serenity> u should stop now
18:00 <TheRiddler> is that how it goes
18:00 <StrykingSara> Hahahaha
18:00 <TheRiddler> I' haven't heard the song in ages
19:00 <anotherirc3r> he's in the city StrykingSara
19:00 <StrykingSara> Doodle is flexible 
19:00 <Doodle> what
19:00 <Doodle> shut up
19:00 <ooomp> Accommodating
19:00 <amsy> pics
19:00 <anotherirc3r> he's in the city StrykingSara
19:00 <StrykingSara> Doodle is flexible 
19:00 <Doodle> what
19:00 <Doodle> shut up
19:00 <ooomp> Accommodating
19:00 <amsy> pics
20:00 <nate> minty on the prowl!
20:00 <nate> grrroowl
20:00 <Doodle> http://i.imgur.com/p60kaox.png
20:00 <Doodle> faux w/ever at least i'm tan right now
20:00 <Serenity> another one bites the dust
20:00 <StrykingSara> Lolll
20:00 <partay> faux almost 40/20
20:00 <TheRiddler> go dragons
20:00 <Serenity> another one bites the dust
20:00 <StrykingSara> Lolll
20:00 <partay> faux almost 40/20
20:00 <TheRiddler> go dragons
21:00 <faux> Huh
21:00 <partay> TheRiddler no
21:00 <Serenity> i realised i was old today when the kids were all given these jelly rings at the birthday party and all I wanted them to do was play captain planet
21:00 <Serenity> then realising they dont know what captain planet is
21:00 <Serenity> :(
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:00 <Serenity> little fuckers
21:00 <TheRiddler> you have to download it and show them
21:00 <Doodle> lol
21:00 <partay> TheRiddler no
21:00 <Serenity> i realised i was old today when the kids were all given these jelly rings at the birthday party and all I wanted them to do was play captain planet
21:00 <Serenity> then realising they dont know what captain planet is
21:00 <Serenity> :(
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:00 <Serenity> little fuckers
21:00 <TheRiddler> you have to download it and show them
21:00 <Doodle> lol
22:00 <`mint> I am?
22:00 <Doodle> https://www.facebook.com/kurt.coleman/videos/10153461619489860/?pnref=story
22:00 <StrykerX> hi `mint
22:00 <Serenity> because hes funny
22:00 <fawks> I'm blue bada dee bada da
22:00 <partay> oh snap
22:00 <fawks> I'm blue bada dee bada da
22:00 <partay> oh snap
23:00 <StrykerX> asl babe
23:00 <`mint> Hi StrykerX
23:00 <`mint> not keen on the 'babe' moniker tbh
23:00 <StrykerX> lolol
23:00 <faux> His snaps are so annoying it's mostly him miming wrong lyrics to songs
23:00 <`mint> =)
23:00 <StrykerX> As if not just reply
23:00 <Serenity> i only watch him on fb
23:00 <`mint> I'm maintaining my mystery
23:00 <Doodle> *penis
23:00 <StrykerX> Ohhhhh, we got a challenge!
23:00 <ooomp> Which ring are you
23:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpXM9bj-WPU
23:00 <Doodle> keke
23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Captain Planet Intro Views: 4,298,258 Uploader: iwuenkerdyourmom Uploaded: Mar 18, 2006 Duration: 1m3s Rating: 4.78
23:00 <milk> theres this new one, she-zow
23:00 <milk> or something
23:00 <ooomp> Which ring are you
23:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpXM9bj-WPU
23:00 <Doodle> keke
23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Captain Planet Intro Views: 4,298,258 Uploader: iwuenkerdyourmom Uploaded: Mar 18, 2006 Duration: 1m3s Rating: 4.78
23:00 <milk> theres this new one, she-zow
23:00 <milk> or something
24:00 <smashmouse> a CHAAELLONNGEEE
24:00 <smashmouse> `mint where u been hiding
24:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGegECwSiGY
24:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Captain Planet - Theme Song [HD] Views: 643,766 Uploader: NostalgicThemes Uploaded: Nov 29, 2012 Duration: 1m4s Rating: 4.80
24:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGegECwSiGY
24:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Captain Planet - Theme Song [HD] Views: 643,766 Uploader: NostalgicThemes Uploaded: Nov 29, 2012 Duration: 1m4s Rating: 4.80
25:00 <`mint> In the real world, mostly
25:00 <fawks> partay
25:00 <fawks> can u link me pls
25:00 <fawks> my stream has stopped working
25:00 <milk> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SheZow
25:00 <partay> http://www.vipleague.co/rugby/312631/1/st-george-dragons-vs-north-queensland-cowboys-live-stream-online.html
25:00 <fawks> ty
25:00 <partay> 30 secs
25:00 <fawks> oh
25:00 <fawks> partay
25:00 <fawks> can u link me pls
25:00 <fawks> my stream has stopped working
25:00 <milk> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SheZow
25:00 <partay> http://www.vipleague.co/rugby/312631/1/st-george-dragons-vs-north-queensland-cowboys-live-stream-online.html
25:00 <fawks> ty
25:00 <partay> 30 secs
25:00 <fawks> oh
26:00 <fawks> whats the score
26:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRUHVFQxbE4
26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 28 Cartoon Theme Songs in 7 Minutes CollegeHumor video Views: 5,294,135 Uploader: Gaurang Gheewala Uploaded: Oct 28, 2010 Duration: 7m3s Rating: 4.86
26:00 <partay> game over
26:00 <TheRiddler> what was the score
26:00 <partay> 18-12
26:00 <fawks> gg
26:00 <fawks> whats the score
26:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRUHVFQxbE4
26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 28 Cartoon Theme Songs in 7 Minutes CollegeHumor video Views: 5,294,135 Uploader: Gaurang Gheewala Uploaded: Oct 28, 2010 Duration: 7m3s Rating: 4.86
26:00 <partay> game over
26:00 <TheRiddler> what was the score
26:00 <partay> 18-12
26:00 <fawks> gg
27:00 <TheRiddler> ok
27:00 <TheRiddler> damn
27:00 <TheRiddler> ok
27:00 <TheRiddler> damn
29:00 <Doodle> [21:28] * StrykingSara ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Bi)
29:00 <Doodle> [21:28] * StrykingSara ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Bi)
30:00 <ooomp> Nothing wrong with it Doodle
30:00 <ooomp> You should try it
30:00 <Doodle> are you offering?
30:00 <ooomp> To find you someone nice to try it? Sure
30:00 <Serenity> lool
30:00 <ooomp> Nothing wrong with it Doodle
30:00 <ooomp> You should try it
30:00 <Doodle> are you offering?
30:00 <ooomp> To find you someone nice to try it? Sure
30:00 <Serenity> lool
31:00 <Serenity> pwnd
31:00 <Doodle> just come over and bring a girlfriend
31:00 <Doodle> and i will watch you be bi
31:00 <Doodle> and be left out
31:00 <Doodle> .
31:00 <TheRiddler> go dogs
31:00 <ooomp> I'll bring you a 'girlfriend" for you to explore
31:00 <TheRiddler> we're breaking away from blues
31:00 <Dugnuts> the bulldogs are playing now?
31:00 <Dugnuts> or are you talking afl
31:00 <TheRiddler> yes
31:00 <TheRiddler> err
31:00 <TheRiddler> afl
31:00 <Dugnuts> nm
31:00 <Doodle> no ooomp
31:00 <Serenity> who won the blues game
31:00 <Serenity> pwnd
31:00 <Doodle> just come over and bring a girlfriend
31:00 <Doodle> and i will watch you be bi
31:00 <Doodle> and be left out
31:00 <Doodle> .
31:00 <TheRiddler> go dogs
31:00 <ooomp> I'll bring you a 'girlfriend" for you to explore
31:00 <TheRiddler> we're breaking away from blues
31:00 <Dugnuts> the bulldogs are playing now?
31:00 <Dugnuts> or are you talking afl
31:00 <TheRiddler> yes
31:00 <TheRiddler> err
31:00 <TheRiddler> afl
31:00 <Dugnuts> nm
31:00 <Doodle> no ooomp
31:00 <Serenity> who won the blues game
32:00 <Doodle> one without quotes thx
32:00 <Serenity> ash
32:00 <ooomp> There's no fun in that Doodle
32:00 <Doodle> there bloody is
32:00 <TheRiddler> it's still going
32:00 <Serenity> oh
32:00 <Serenity> whos in the lead
32:00 <TheRiddler> last qtr
32:00 <Serenity> dogs by??
32:00 <TheRiddler> dogs have took control 
32:00 <Doodle> one without quotes thx
32:00 <Serenity> ash
32:00 <ooomp> There's no fun in that Doodle
32:00 <Doodle> there bloody is
32:00 <TheRiddler> it's still going
32:00 <Serenity> oh
32:00 <Serenity> whos in the lead
32:00 <TheRiddler> last qtr
32:00 <Serenity> dogs by??
32:00 <TheRiddler> dogs have took control 
33:00 <TheRiddler> 27
33:00 <Serenity> damn
33:00 <TheRiddler> 62 - 35
33:00 <TheRiddler> blues could of won it they were accurate
33:00 <TheRiddler> 27
33:00 <Serenity> damn
33:00 <TheRiddler> 62 - 35
33:00 <TheRiddler> blues could of won it they were accurate
34:00 <Serenity> that whole club needs an overhaul
34:00 <Serenity> something is seriously wrong
34:00 <TheRiddler> they were very competitive for the first half of the game
34:00 <Doodle> TheRiddler said tit
34:00 <TheRiddler> and should of been 4 goals up
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
34:00 <Serenity> that whole club needs an overhaul
34:00 <Serenity> something is seriously wrong
34:00 <TheRiddler> they were very competitive for the first half of the game
34:00 <Doodle> TheRiddler said tit
34:00 <TheRiddler> and should of been 4 goals up
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
35:00 <TheRiddler> but they were only 2 pts up at half time
35:00 <Serenity> damn
35:00 <TheRiddler> but they were only 2 pts up at half time
35:00 <Serenity> damn
40:00 <Cadava> mango weis bars are better than ejaculation
46:00 <Serenity> mango is dirty
46:00 <Cadava> why
46:00 <Serenity> its disgusting
47:00 <Cadava> strawberry?
47:00 <stebie> poor Clarkson
48:00 <Serenity> i turned the router off lpl
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
48:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai there
49:00 <Cadava> i like the way weis bars open
49:00 <Cadava> like a dick pushing through a tight 4skin
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, not really :|
50:00 <TheRiddler> callipso are more like a dick
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <TheRiddler> their cola ones are nice
50:00 <Cadava> i like cola
52:00 <Cadava> cola ones look like a interacial cock
56:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w9dXWU5nMI
56:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Prince Royce - Back It Up (Official Video) ft. Jennifer Lopez, Pitbull Views: 32,786,114 Uploader: PrinceRoyceVEVO Uploaded: Jun 9, 2015 Duration: 3m48s Rating: 4.58
56:00 <anotherirc3r> hai Picard
56:00 <couleurs> this my jam
57:00 <StrykingX> Picard hullo
57:00 <Picard> hello
57:00 <Cadava> back it up baby
58:00 <Cadava> grind it
58:00 <StrykingX> Cadav, have you met Picard? 
58:00 <StrykingX> You've got a bit in common 
58:00 <Cadava> hi Picard 
58:00 <Cadava> realy
58:00 <StrykingX> Yup
59:00 <Osskkaarr> Picard, Have you ever OD'd on your own spoof?
59:00 <Cadava> are you like a friend finder
59:00 <StrykingX> LOL 
59:00 <Cadava> and do i owe you a fee
59:00 <TheRiddler> he's firing blanks
59:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwN6dPNXklg
59:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kanye West vs Freddie Mercury Views: 2,969,306 Uploader: Matthew Battle Uploaded: Jun 30, 2015 Duration: 0m55s Rating: 4.68
59:00 <TheRiddler> just like his horses
59:00 <StrykingX> No fee
59:00 <StrykingX> I'm just a nice guy 
59:00 <StrykingX> :) 
00:00 <Cadava> lol
00:00 <anotherirc3r> yeah.. nice
00:00 <anotherirc3r> that's it
00:00 <TheRiddler> I'm just a pervert :p
00:00 <StrykingX> Anotherirc3r is just jelly
00:00 <anotherirc3r> true Ash
01:00 <StrykingX> Cause I'm not hooking her up with Picard 
01:00 <anotherirc3r> why am I jelly?
01:00 <anotherirc3r> oh right
01:00 <anotherirc3r> yes.. incredibly
01:00 <StrykingX> Cadava, you should feel special
01:00 <StrykingX> Queue jumping 
01:00 <StrykingX> Picard is quite the find. 
01:00 <TheRiddler> that's be like hooking someone up with a container full of lard
02:00 <TheRiddler> *that'll
02:00 <StrykingX> Hahahahah
02:00 <TheRiddler> wb Mew
02:00 <TheRiddler> and MsJellybean
02:00 <milk> everyone needs a little love sometimes
02:00 <StrykingX> TheRiddler, would you like to engage my services? 
02:00 <TheRiddler> no thanks
02:00 <StrykingX> As you can see, suitable companions. 
03:00 <anotherirc3r> I will StrykingX
03:00 <StrykingX> They're both quiet now.. Pm'ing into the night. 
03:00 <TheRiddler> who then lol
03:00 <StrykingX> :) 
03:00 <Cadava> StrykingX i bet you are hot
03:00 <amsy> LIGHTS OUT
03:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onmWbd2Koqg
03:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Disco Stu- An Englishman in Ibiza Views: 2,302 Uploader: CLANANALOGUE Uploaded: May 23, 2011 Duration: 3m45s Rating: 4.56
03:00 <StrykingX> Cadava, steaming. 
04:00 <anotherirc3r> where's my companion StrykingX?
04:00 <StrykingX> The electric blanket is currently on max. 
04:00 <StrykingX> It's a good night. 
04:00 <StrykingX> Anotherirc3r, I shall have to evaluate users and get back to you. 
04:00 <Picard> oh my
04:00 <Picard> Cadava unless u have a dick StrykerX isnt interested
04:00 <Cadava> i bet you are very sexy too
05:00 <anotherirc3r> what sort of service is that!
05:00 <ChorizoTaco> err
05:00 <ChorizoTaco> electric blankets are for pussies
05:00 <TheRiddler> who are you match making me with
05:00 <ChorizoTaco> no really, cats love them
05:00 <Cadava> well a dick i have and he is in luck
05:00 <StrykingX> Picard is a little upset. 
06:00 <StrykingX> Because I rejected him
06:00 <StrykingX> At the servo a month or so ago
06:00 <StrykingX> Never mind him. 
06:00 <faux> Ok.
06:00 <Cadava> at the hole in the wall
06:00 <Cadava> i understand
06:00 <TheRiddler> was he there fueling his forklift?
06:00 <Picard> http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/homicide-police-probe-mystery-death-of-man-in-southbank/story-fni0fee2-1227429014996
06:00 <StrykingX> Our servos don't have glory holes. :(
07:00 <Cadava> oh my
07:00 <TheRiddler> his wife drives and he sits at the front
07:00 <Picard> Cadava he will swallow your cock
07:00 <Cadava> every servio dunny should have a glory hole
07:00 <StrykingX> Picard was in a SUV
07:00 <StrykingX> Looking at homo as ever. 
08:00 <stebie> hakuna matata
08:00 <StrykingX> As*
08:00 <Picard> i was at crown this morning, fucking cops everywhere
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and you still got away eh?
08:00 <TheRiddler> he was fucking them
09:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One i gave them your addy, it was the pedo squad
09:00 <TheRiddler> bacon n pork
09:00 <StrykingX> Blowjob for the constable 
09:00 <Cadava> their dicks were in glory holes!!!!
09:00 <StrykingX> To let him run. 
09:00 <StrykingX> Picard 
09:00 <StrykingX> If the pedo squad was there
09:00 <StrykingX> They were for you mate. 
09:00 <StrykingX> Nobody else. 
09:00 <Cadava> eww
09:00 <Picard> nuh mate, they showed me a pic of b1
10:00 <Picard> seriously though, some cunt had his throat slit
10:00 <anotherirc3r> what were you doing at Crown Picard?
10:00 <Picard> i stayed there
10:00 <Picard> told u i was in melb for the weekend
10:00 <amsy> DOODLE
10:00 <TheRiddler> he escaped from the aquarium anotherirc3r
10:00 <amsy> MASSA
11:00 <Doodle> MASSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
11:00 <Doodle> !!!
11:00 <amsy> and bottas now :')
11:00 <Doodle> eeeeee
11:00 <StrykingX> Picard was bending over for the dealers at the Hold Em tables
12:00 <Loof> Picard will suck cock for chips
12:00 <anotherirc3r> Picard, Richmond won! thank god
12:00 <anotherirc3r> thought we were going to lose
13:00 <StrykingX> Loof, not even for chipz
13:00 <StrykingX> Just in general 
13:00 <Picard> anotherirc3r so did i!!! 
13:00 <Picard> last quarter was a cracker
14:00 <Picard> and collingwood lost :P
14:00 <milk> care factor?
14:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
14:00 <anotherirc3r> was so proud of us last week
14:00 <anotherirc3r> this week I wanted to kick us
14:00 <Picard> yeah
15:00 <ChorizoTaco> Rollin down the street smokin endo sipping on gin and juice
16:00 <milk> http://www.afl.com.au/ladder
16:00 <anotherirc3r> 6!!!
17:00 <TheRiddler> I thought you be more happy about essendon losing by 110 than pies losing
17:00 <StrykingX> Smoko? I think so :D
17:00 <Picard> lol @ Hord
17:00 <TheRiddler> go dogs!
17:00 <Picard> hirfd
17:00 <Picard> ffs
17:00 <Picard> hird
17:00 <anotherirc3r> poor Essendon
18:00 <Picard> fuck essendon
18:00 <Picard> Mew hows the rash?
18:00 <ChorizoTaco> wait
18:00 <anotherirc3r> hey, I feel sorry for them Mr
18:00 <ChorizoTaco> four and twenty play football now?
19:00 <ChorizoTaco> I hope beef and cheese win
19:00 <ChorizoTaco> cause they're alright
19:00 <ChorizoTaco> chicken should come last, they suck
19:00 <TheRiddler> .
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
20:00 <Picard> i dont feel sorry for essendon
20:00 <Picard> cunts deserve to stay on the bottom of the ladder
20:00 <ChorizoTaco> never had an essendon pie... why aren't they tastey?
21:00 <StrykingX> Give em an injection 
21:00 <StrykingX> They'll play alright then 
21:00 <ChorizoTaco> Of cheese?
21:00 <anotherirc3r> naughty StrykingX
21:00 <StrykingX> Yes. Cheese. 
22:00 <TheRiddler> 'I still believe I can coach'
22:00 <TheRiddler> James Hird insists he's still the right person to coach Essendon
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> acheese injection :|
24:00 <Picard> lol TheRiddler
24:00 <partay> how about a nutella injection 
24:00 <partay> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/p720x720/11695009_10153329388391075_8293349070636602995_n.jpg?oh=db0ea3e10dcd9bd4d7bec6b249fb77d9&oe=5627039B
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> yasss
24:00 <ChorizoTaco> nutella and kraft cheese
24:00 <ChorizoTaco> with cadbury milk chocolate
24:00 <ChorizoTaco> k go
25:00 <anotherirc3r> yux
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco, no
25:00 <ChorizoTaco> cheese and chocolate go well together
25:00 <ChorizoTaco> haven't you niggers ever had fondue?
25:00 <StrykingX> ... 
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> um 
25:00 <ChorizoTaco> also nutella is basically what makes forrero rocher
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> have you?
26:00 <ChorizoTaco> Yes, because I'm not a bogan
26:00 <Picard> those peptides must be fucking good, essendon are shit without them
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you're saying that chocolate and cheese go together because you've had a fondue 
27:00 <ChorizoTaco> yes
27:00 <anotherirc3r> ?!
27:00 <ChorizoTaco> chocolate and cheese fondue are the best
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, you didn't say that...
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> but anyways 
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm gonna go finish this poly doco…. it makes more sense than you
27:00 <ChorizoTaco> I choose different words because apparently your moron brain did not understand
27:00 <StrykingX> And there it is! 
27:00 <ChorizoTaco> if you have fondue it is a rule
28:00 <ChorizoTaco> that you have two kinds
28:00 <ChorizoTaco> chocolate and cheese
28:00 <ChorizoTaco> all other fondues are inferior
28:00 <ChorizoTaco> also, you mix and match
28:00 <ChorizoTaco> bogans probably do not understand
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> also, you're jus a fucking moron 
29:00 <ChorizoTaco> please say more bogan words at me
29:00 <ChorizoTaco> prob remove your false teeth first, for dramatic effect
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunt dere 
29:00 <ChorizoTaco> k go
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have false teeth?
29:00 <ChorizoTaco> So you claimed and then denied
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, right….
30:00 <ChorizoTaco> Make up your fucking mind plz bogan
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> says you… *coughs*
30:00 <TheRiddler> pls stahp talking ChorizoTaco
30:00 <amsy> lol
30:00 <amsy> who gives a shit
30:00 <ChorizoTaco> wow the complexity of your insults is really upsetting me
30:00 <TheRiddler> go eat a donut
30:00 <ChorizoTaco> can you please try harder
31:00 <TheRiddler> oh wait you're not a real cop
31:00 <TheRiddler> but go eat 1 anyways
31:00 <TheRiddler> so your fingers are too sticky to type
32:00 <ChorizoTaco> see previous statement
32:00 <TheRiddler> thank you
32:00 <faux> *coughs*
33:00 <faux> Lol wut
33:00 <faux> Oh 
33:00 <faux> I was just being kate
34:00 <amsy> *rolls eyes* Totes NEXT etc
34:00 <TheRiddler> cum on tits
34:00 <faux> Lmao
34:00 <faux> Excuse me
34:00 <amsy> ash.
34:00 <amsy> lmao
34:00 <TheRiddler> I'm just saying as a generalisation
34:00 <amsy> such a perv
34:00 <faux> ofc
34:00 <faux> Caj generalisation 
34:00 <amsy> HEY EVERYONE
35:00 <amsy> cum on tits
35:00 <amsy> carry on
35:00 <TheRiddler> yes
35:00 <faux> lmao
35:00 <TheRiddler> exactly
35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
35:00 <ChorizoTaco> roflcopter
35:00 <ChorizoTaco> sorry I mean lol
35:00 <amsy> ok
35:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder how many women liked to be cumed on
36:00 <faux> I'm drinking the cheapest chard evs and it's so delicious 
36:00 <faux> Ashley stop typing
36:00 <nate> wine belly!
36:00 <TheRiddler> cheese n crackers too?
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> not in ze eyes
36:00 <nate> ;D~
36:00 <amsy> cumin
36:00 <ChorizoTaco> chards all day bruvz
36:00 <amsy> cumed
36:00 <faux> Nah I'm eating minimatoes
36:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
36:00 <TheRiddler> no olives?
36:00 <faux> ahh
36:00 <TheRiddler> stuffed
37:00 <faux> No or I would have said olives
37:00 <TheRiddler> that'd be good too
37:00 <amsy> lol
37:00 <faux> Love me a good stuffed olive
37:00 <partay> amsy go to bed 
37:00 <amsy> i cant handle olives
37:00 <TheRiddler> I've never tried stuffed olives
37:00 <faux> Don't be rude partay
37:00 <ChorizoTaco> what is a minimato?
37:00 <milk> handful of a pair of olives
37:00 <amsy> at 14:40 partay
37:00 <amsy> ok..
37:00 <TheRiddler> .
37:00 <faux> Lmao ash so how would y know they're good
37:00 <faux> A cherry tomato
38:00 <faux> Is a minimato
38:00 <TheRiddler> I dont know lol
38:00 <ChorizoTaco> ok but why not just call it a cherry tomato?
38:00 <TheRiddler> I need a small sample pack to try 
38:00 <faux> Because they're called minimatoes
38:00 <ChorizoTaco> umm
38:00 <ChorizoTaco> its a brand?
38:00 <faux> Get some from teh deli
38:00 <Picard> jesus was a terrorist
38:00 <ChorizoTaco> nah, I'm happy with tomatos and science bitch
38:00 <TheRiddler> stfu Picard
39:00 <milk> jesus lives
39:00 <faux> Look I don't fucking know it's on the punnet it says fucking minimatoes
39:00 <partay> faux dont make me come down thertre 
39:00 <faux> Get over it
39:00 <Picard> i think he was
39:00 <faux> Questioning my reading skillz
39:00 <faux> Bitch pls
39:00 <Picard> a radical
39:00 <faux> Picard ur just jealous of jesus' long locks u shiny bald cunt
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <StrykingX> LOL
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
40:00 <partay> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11010301_10207266958175086_2921223065663025474_n.jpg?oh=bafc3171947281be3d221b218e7f6fac&oe=56186593
40:00 <StrykingX> Burned Picard
40:00 <Picard> lol
40:00 <TheRiddler> I bet that's how he got bald
40:00 <partay> lol faux
40:00 <Picard> faux U muslim scum
40:00 <TheRiddler> burned so hard
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahhahaha
40:00 <partay> it's funny cos its true 
41:00 <TheRiddler> you really are simple minded Picard
41:00 <ShadowLurker> is picard raging again
41:00 <TheRiddler> ooh she's leb she must be a muslim
41:00 <TheRiddler> lol
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <Loof> Pigtard once crushed a small child while he was running for the hot dog stand at the show
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd, next - right?
41:00 <Picard> she is
41:00 <faux> Durka durka
41:00 <ShadowLurker> its because picard is a bigot
41:00 <Loof> the kid suffered a broken  collarbone but he didn't even stop to help
41:00 <TheRiddler> stuck in the 50s for all time
41:00 <faux> Lollllllll
42:00 <Picard> i ate the child
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
42:00 <StrykingX> Not surprised
42:00 <Picard> they are tasty if cooked right
42:00 <Serenity> lolll faux is Muslim now?
42:00 <faux> Apparently 
42:00 <Serenity> woah
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> but you like bacon!
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> how can this be
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> *mind blown*
43:00 <Loof> i always said she was a terrorist, the bacon is a lie
43:00 <milk> http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/ODAwWDgwMA==/$T2eC16ZHJGoE9nuQgji-BQ8BvmZvrg~~60_35.JPG
43:00 <Osskkaarr> Picard, What happened.. you've lost your touch at this.. didnt I teach you enough ?
43:00 <Picard> teach me?
44:00 <TheRiddler> you cant teach what cant learn
44:00 <Picard> you dont have to win, just never lose
45:00 <TheRiddler> hijab to the face
45:00 <milk> http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/2/1/9/1/3/6/5/goth-lolita-red-white-black-27441098459.jpeg
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif all muslims wear burkas DUH! 
45:00 <Loof> and is if all burka wearers are muslims
45:00 <Loof> some are ninjas damnit
45:00 <Picard> sif all muslims are terrorist
46:00 <Osskkaarr> Picard, "you dont have to win, just never lose" ? You are losing... everyone has it all over you.. everytime you speak... they slam you.. you got nothing left to come back with.
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> sifn't… they're all terrorists trying to change the culture of OZ(fuckin')stralia
46:00 <Serenity> lop
46:00 <partay> not all muslims are terrorists but all terrorists are muslims 
46:00 <Serenity> lol
46:00 <ShadowLurker> is picard on the ice again
46:00 <Loof> they're takin our jobs
46:00 <Loof> teken errr deeeerrrrrr
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah!
47:00 <Picard> no partay
47:00 <ShadowLurker> nowait hes too fat to be an ice head
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> taking our fuckin' jobs!
47:00 <amsy> hahahaha OZ(fuckin')stralia
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
47:00 <faux> Lkao
47:00 <partay> amsy are u drunk ?/
47:00 <Osskkaarr> amsy on the crack again.
47:00 <Serenity> uh oh amsy on the loose
47:00 <Loof> she is rather
47:00 <Loof> :P
49:00 <nate> loof has alot of crack :P
49:00 <amsy> maybe he has a long bum :/
49:00 <amsy> dont be so judgemental
49:00 <Loof> exactly
49:00 <Loof> longbummist
49:00 <Osskkaarr> Picard, All you can do now.. become an arselicka.. so your new nickname can be "brownnose-arselicka"
49:00 <nate> big booty bitches!
50:00 <Picard> amsy raging
50:00 <Serenity> picard got arrested while riding his pushie. cops said it was for peddling crack
50:00 <amsy> lol
50:00 <faux> a long bum
50:00 <TheRiddler> lolll
50:00 <Serenity> heheheh
51:00 <TheRiddler> hai nerdygirl!
51:00 <nerdygirl> heya
51:00 <TheRiddler> what's doin?
51:00 <nerdygirl> bored
51:00 <Loof> then show us ur boobs
51:00 <StrykingX> Loof 
51:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
51:00 <StrykingX> Go look at your wifes
51:00 <TheRiddler> same
52:00 <TheRiddler> I'm contemplating drinking
52:00 <Loof> seen em
52:00 <nate> i have saggy boobs!
52:00 <TheRiddler> well I was
52:00 <nate> lose skin is hot!
52:00 <TheRiddler> I'll drink tomorrow
52:00 <milk> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/1b/4e/bf/1b4ebf05f9e33fff41e6701d544d3b66.jpg
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> what is that?
54:00 <TheRiddler> goth japanese girl
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
54:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
54:00 <TheRiddler> or gothic lolita
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> weird
55:00 <TheRiddler> lolita means something different in japan
55:00 <Loof> yawn
55:00 <milk> http://www.cosmates.jp/
55:00 <TheRiddler> it's like petite cute girl
55:00 <milk> 10% off sale
56:00 <TheRiddler> not underaged girl
56:00 <TheRiddler> or jailbait
56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
56:00 <couleurs> i'm a lolita then
56:00 <Picard> http://earthsky.org/tonight/see-venusjupiter-conjunction-in-western-sky-after-sunset
56:00 <Picard> anyone seen that?
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm sure u are
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> yup, sure have
57:00 <TheRiddler> see babymetal
57:00 <milk> http://www.lolitadressesshop.com/
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya… next
58:00 <Serenity> noticed all my fetch tv channels were connected tonight
58:00 <Serenity> sik
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've got a dongle until wednesday :|
59:00 <StrykingX> Kinky
00:00 <Serenity> loool
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes 
02:00 <Serenity> kates dongle
02:00 <Picard> katatonic_kate01 even been choked during sex?
03:00 <StrykingX> :/
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> not into choke sex!
04:00 <StrykingX> Wife not letting you anymore picard?? 
04:00 <anotherirc3r> lol re0w
04:00 <anotherirc3r> kinky
04:00 <Serenity> im into that
05:00 <Picard> nuh StrykerX she is in the freezer, i was a little to forceful last time
05:00 <StrykingX> Oh
05:00 <Picard> Serenity really?
05:00 <StrykingX> Carry on
05:00 <Picard> so im looking for a new wifeey
05:00 <Serenity> yeah why not
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> good for you, not for me
07:00 <Picard> its hot
07:00 <anotherirc3r> you tried it Picard?
07:00 <Picard> yes
07:00 <Picard> u wanna be next?
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
08:00 <anotherirc3r> lol sounds kinky
08:00 <Picard> its hot
08:00 <anotherirc3r> if you say so dear
08:00 <ChorizoTaco> Jokes about murdering his wife, gets offended when you refer to his daughter in a sexual way
08:00 <Picard> we can try it
09:00 <Picard> who's joking
09:00 <StrykingX> She's a bit old for you, Andrew. 
09:00 <ChorizoTaco> Welcome to Austnet
09:00 <BenCox> yeah Picard she's over 18
09:00 <Picard> nice
09:00 <StrykingX> 16*
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:00 <Picard> BenCox she wouldnt interest you, no cock
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <BenCox> Picard: I thought cocks and strap ons were your fetish
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's hawt!
10:00 <StrykingX> They are. 
10:00 <BenCox> explains all the trips to thailand
11:00 <anotherirc3r> totally hawt
11:00 <StrykingX> He wants to choke on a big black strap on
11:00 <Serenity> hot
11:00 <Picard> all the trips?
11:00 <anotherirc3r> that's what I want though StrykingX!
11:00 <Picard> only if Serenity is wearing it
11:00 <anotherirc3r> you picking on my fetish?
12:00 <StrykingX> Nope. 
12:00 <Serenity> pow
12:00 <StrykingX> You're in Serenity 
12:00 <Picard> im Serenity's anytime she asks
12:00 <Serenity> ive been in for years picard loves me
12:00 <Picard> indeed
13:00 <Picard> im your bitch
13:00 <StrykingX> Lolll
13:00 <slinky_J> EW
13:00 <slinky_J> god damn
13:00 <slinky_J> kill myself
13:00 <BenCox> Serenity: did you ever tell him you were 16?
13:00 <StrykingX> Why? You're legal.. 
13:00 <Picard> slinky_J shut up
13:00 <slinky_J> Picard you are fucking old
13:00 <slinky_J> and disgusting
13:00 <slinky_J> you are
13:00 <Serenity> once bencox lol
13:00 <Picard> slinky_J u are young, drug fucked with no hope, whats ya point/
13:00 <slinky_J> unfit, a single figure iq
13:00 <slinky_J> I am not drug fucked
13:00 <slinky_J> yuck
14:00 <Picard> meth rage 
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes you are'
14:00 <slinky_J> you yuck.
14:00 <Picard> rant in lad
14:00 <Picard> on**
14:00 <slinky_J> now what're you not talking about?
14:00 <slinky_J> so smart aren't ya.
14:00 <slinky_J> blow smoke motherfucker you should cop a bong.
14:00 <Picard> lol
15:00 <slinky_J> sup
15:00 <Picard> slinky_J do u know phils son?
15:00 <slinky_J> whom?
15:00 <Picard> phil walsh
15:00 <Serenity> im watching this movie called ghost shark
15:00 <Serenity> ...
15:00 <slinky_J> Oh he is dead
15:00 <slinky_J> wow
15:00 <anotherirc3r> any good?
15:00 <slinky_J> you're rude.
15:00 <Picard> yes he is dead
16:00 <Serenity> its terrible
16:00 <slinky_J> Andrew
16:00 <anotherirc3r> lol with a name like that I'm not surprised
16:00 <slinky_J> I've met, through my mate exploring, three hookers you bashed.
16:00 <Picard> his so killed him
16:00 <slinky_J> You met him
16:00 <Osskkaarr> slinky_J, Isnt it true.. you like to threaten females.. threats like rape and kill their children?
16:00 <slinky_J> He interviewed you.
16:00 <Picard> slinky_J is a low scum Osskkaarr
16:00 <slinky_J> david pollock
16:00 <slinky_J> and picard
17:00 <ChorizoTaco> lol at @austnetirc's latest post
17:00 <slinky_J> side by side.
17:00 <anotherirc3r> oh I thought it was only DoC that threatened rape
17:00 <slinky_J> It's a new day!
17:00 <slinky_J> Osskkaarr = pollock
17:00 <slinky_J> if ya didnt know!
17:00 <Picard> really?
17:00 <ChorizoTaco> No we didn't. Thanks.
17:00 <Picard> wtf?
17:00 <slinky_J> yep
17:00 <Picard> no way
17:00 <slinky_J> sure is
17:00 <Osskkaarr> Everyone knows.... no one cares.
18:00 <slinky_J> thx
18:00 <Picard> are u 100% sure
18:00 <slinky_J> ^^^
18:00 <slinky_J> yes
18:00 <Picard> i dont think so
18:00 <slinky_J> it is
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it is but who gives a fuck?
18:00 <Osskkaarr> ^
18:00 <slinky_J> see
18:00 <Picard> i dont think its dave
18:00 <Picard> your high slinky_J what would u know
18:00 <anotherirc3r> does it matter if it is?
19:00 <slinky_J> i told u it is
19:00 <slinky_J> n u dont believ eme
19:00 <Picard> i said u are high
19:00 <slinky_J> not high.
19:00 <BenCox> Picard: he might be high, but he's right
19:00 <BenCox> still
19:00 <slinky_J> drinking tea.
19:00 <Bastardly_One> why does it matter Pictard?
19:00 <slinky_J> wish i was high
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I just told you it was as well 
19:00 <slinky_J> thx BenCox
19:00 <BenCox> Pigtard*
19:00 <Picard> dont u have a dick to suck?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> but why do you actually care?
19:00 <Picard> who cares?
19:00 <Osskkaarr> ^
19:00 <slinky_J> Osskkaarr cares
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you do
20:00 <slinky_J> a LOT
20:00 <Picard> i do?
20:00 <Osskkaarr> No I don't.
20:00 <BenCox> Picard's fantasy is to be skewered by strap ons in both ends
20:00 <slinky_J> oh
20:00 <Picard> BenCox projecting
20:00 <Serenity> faaarr out
20:00 <slinky_J> BenCox look at Picard
20:00 <slinky_J> projecting?
20:00 <slinky_J> HOW OLD ARE YOU?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, a filling in a lady boy sandwich is his fantasy
20:00 <slinky_J> why are you on here giving people shit?
20:00 <Picard> slinky_J will u fuck BenCox?
20:00 <slinky_J> and here's your clone LOOF
20:00 <BenCox> Bastardly_One: his wife beat him to it
21:00 <BenCox> she told him the ladybois had better dicks than he has
21:00 <slinky_J> Whom thinks people on the bus are staring at him so he wears glasses on the bus to stare back.
21:00 <slinky_J> idiots
21:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One you fantasy is another 8yo boy isnt ut
21:00 <slinky_J> Don't give Bastardly_One shit now Picard
21:00 <Picard> why?
21:00 <slinky_J> you rank old fat fuck
21:00 <Osskkaarr> Everyones raging like losers.
21:00 <anotherirc3r> yawn
22:00 <Picard> dont tell me what to do you drug fucked cunt
22:00 <slinky_J> at least Bastardly_One has been doing his thing
22:00 <slinky_J> I'm not though.
22:00 <Serenity> holy shit this place is a war zone lol!
22:00 <slinky_J> Picard you have a wife and a family
22:00 <Picard> lol @ BenCox
22:00 <slinky_J> it's pretty obvious you don't have friends.
22:00 <ChorizoTaco> Austnet veterans
22:00 <slinky_J> or ya wouldnt be here cunt!~
22:00 <ChorizoTaco> Their minds are altered
23:00 <Picard> pity you dont have big enough balls to act on that threat
23:00 <slinky_J> picard no friends.
23:00 <Serenity> this needs to be logged
23:00 <slinky_J> if im over forty and have a wife that hits me like loofs n urs does
23:00 <Picard> slinky_J at least my mother doesnt hate me, can u say the same 
23:00 <slinky_J> just god damn shoot me.
23:00 <slinky_J> had dinner with her last night
23:00 <slinky_J> fucked a waitress
23:00 <Picard> sure u did
23:00 <Osskkaarr> slinky started crying from when I asked him an honest question.
24:00 <slinky_J> u will never know.
24:00 <ChorizoTaco> Serenity, I am logging right now so I can later read it while I furiously masturbate
24:00 <Serenity> thats sexy
24:00 <Picard> fucked a waitress lol
24:00 <ChorizoTaco> ikr
24:00 <slinky_J> ChorizoTaco
24:00 <slinky_J> ur gonna meme me
24:00 <slinky_J> do a better job
24:00 <slinky_J> Token did the best one and cunts love it on fb.
24:00 <slinky_J> it rulz
24:00 <Serenity> who likes pineapple
25:00 <Picard> not me
25:00 <slinky_J> me
25:00 <ChorizoTaco> I didn't even see it
25:00 <ChorizoTaco> link plz
25:00 <TheRiddler> when do we hear about the spaghetti
25:00 <slinky_J> u pm me it
25:00 <simba> i love pineapple
25:00 <slinky_J> oh
25:00 <Serenity> i had a grilled bit in my burger yesterday
25:00 <Serenity> was nice
25:00 <slinky_J> u dont deserve it
25:00 <anotherirc3r> hai simby
25:00 <TheRiddler> I didn't see any grilled pineapple it must of been in the bacon section
25:00 <TheRiddler> I am watching Shooter
26:00 <ChorizoTaco> oh right so you're still a drug fucked idiet
26:00 <simba> hay
26:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus
26:00 <Serenity> i can't remember i think iy is
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I go away for a sec and there's half an hour of comedy gold
26:00 <TheRiddler> I like the order screens
26:00 <StrykingX> Drugs mentioned so simba appears
26:00 <StrykingX> Hahahaha 
26:00 <Picard> pity u come back
26:00 <TheRiddler> means less lines
26:00 <simba> pineapple isnt a drug 
27:00 <ChorizoTaco> haven't you ever tried snorting pineapples?
27:00 <ChorizoTaco> all the kool kids r doing it
27:00 <simba> ok i admit it im addicted
27:00 <simba> so what
27:00 <simba> i need help
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it's high fidelity man
28:00 <Picard> lol @ simba
29:00 <Serenity> rofll snorting the p
29:00 <simba> its taken over my life
30:00 <simba> i even mix it with other drugs in what they call a "fruit salad"
30:00 <partay> my wife likes me drinking pineapple juice 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> myth!
31:00 <simba> science isnt a myth
31:00 <StrykingX> Lolol
31:00 <Serenity> its not you know 
31:00 <Serenity> different foods change how it tastes
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> it totally is
31:00 <Serenity> its not lol
31:00 <faux> If cum tastes like pineapple I'd swallow 4 shiz
31:00 <faux> 4 jizz
31:00 <partay> simba have you mythbusted it ?
31:00 <simba> extensively
31:00 <ChorizoTaco> my cum tastes like pineapple. Try it
31:00 <faux> Until then I'm barfing your babies back up
31:00 <partay> faux u wanna be my test subject?
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah different foods change your jizz, but not JUST pineapple juice
32:00 <Serenity> doesn't make it taste like pineapple but def sweetens
32:00 <faux> I absolutely do not 
32:00 <simba> oh yeah backtrack it up kate
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
32:00 <simba> imagine if willy wonka made cum that tasted like a 3 course meal
33:00 <Serenity> no
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm saying that it's a myth if you add pineapple juice to your diet that your jizzis going to taste sweeter
33:00 <anotherirc3r> lol simby
33:00 <faux> Are you talking from experience 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
33:00 <faux> oh
33:00 <faux> Carry on
33:00 <simba> but if you accept that it does change it why wouldnt it if its something you eat
33:00 <Serenity> you have to drink lile 4 litres in a day
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> because, just saying oh drink some pineapple juice and your jizz tastes sweeter, is a myth…. 
34:00 <TheRiddler> it's called snozzberries simba
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> you'd have to drink a fuck load
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> for any significant affect
35:00 <simba> lol
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> not one glass a friken day
35:00 <simba> well nobodies advocating just drinking a whole bunch in 1 go
35:00 <ChorizoTaco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78o5YE9A0MU
35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking your Juice in the Hood - Quick fashion question Views: 451,024 Uploader: Didge Uploaded: Oct 30, 2010 Duration: 0m25s Rating: 4.86
35:00 <TheRiddler> it's danny glover!
36:00 <simba> that film is on my 2 c list
36:00 <simba> stryker got bored when everyone stopped fighting
36:00 <Picard> simba did u go to the oval today?
36:00 <simba> no
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/all-about-sex/200911/how-improve-the-taste-semen
36:00 <ChorizoTaco> its a very educational motion picture about oppression of niggers in da hood yo
37:00 <Picard> why not?
37:00 <TheRiddler> shame there wasn't many port scarfs shown
37:00 <TheRiddler> when he was 1 of their assistant coaches for ages
37:00 <Picard> yeah
37:00 <simba> what 4
38:00 <TheRiddler> phil walsh
38:00 <simba> i only read something happened somewhere involving kicking teh footy just b4
38:00 <TheRiddler> it was sort of a unnoficial ceremony
38:00 <TheRiddler> *unofficial
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> they all gathered round and paid their respects to the dude
39:00 <TheRiddler> where they sounded the siren when the crows n geelong game
39:00 <simba> rip phil latest illuminati sacrifice from the afl
39:00 <TheRiddler> was meant to start
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
39:00 <simba> oh yea that makes sense
40:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder if any players went
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> google it?
40:00 <simba> yahoo it
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> er
41:00 <simba> yshoo is better now
41:00 <simba> coca cola bought them out
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hate coke
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's the nectar of the black death 
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> sprite is where it's at
42:00 <simba> lol
42:00 <simba> im drinking sprite now
42:00 <simba> the nectar of the white death
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> sprite is the best
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, probably with the amount of sugar in it
43:00 <ChorizoTaco> a diet of only sprite, is how kate maintains her dental hygene 
43:00 <simba> you hate coke but you couldnt drink anything closer
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep, totes taco
43:00 <simba> except... coke zero
43:00 <ChorizoTaco> queue teethless smile
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just don't like the taste
44:00 <simba> ungrateful
44:00 <partay> im addicted to Ice Break™
44:00 <simba> cum is the real nectar of the gods
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, not a fan of guzzling jizz
44:00 <simba> oh its fantastic
44:00 <simba> a real treat
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm glad you enjoy it
45:00 <Serenity> team pepsi
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
46:00 <simba> ew
46:00 <Serenity> ew urface
46:00 <simba> ew ur LIFE
46:00 <partay> im disappointed that faux doesnt like it.. There goes that fantasy 
47:00 <Serenity> my lyf roolz
47:00 <faux> Lol
47:00 <faux> Soz
48:00 <faux> Kantpleez everybodi
48:00 <Loof> simba i got totally owned in that cave
49:00 <katatonic_kate01>  was it a rape dungeon ?
49:00 <Loof> the boss killed me instantly
49:00 <simba> yea that will happen Loof get up to level 10ish first
49:00 <TheRiddler> dr pepper
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> that is pure ass'
49:00 <Loof> ah so i gotta grind
49:00 <simba> grind up 2 lv 10 ok
49:00 <Loof> yeah
50:00 <TheRiddler> barista bros iced coffee n chocolate
50:00 <TheRiddler> but that's full of sugar
50:00 <TheRiddler> like more than a bottle of lift
50:00 <TheRiddler> or maybe not
50:00 <TheRiddler> about the same
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> haven't tried it
51:00 <TheRiddler> they're pretty new
51:00 <Serenity> i like to make my own iced coffee
51:00 <Serenity> less sugar
51:00 <Loof> same
51:00 <TheRiddler> only arrived on shelves like 3 months ago
52:00 <Loof> i put about 15ml boiling water with 8 teaspoons of coffee and shake it up
52:00 <Loof> then add a litre of cold milk
52:00 <Loof> might do that now
53:00 <Serenity> this movie is effing ridic
53:00 <TheRiddler> what movie?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
53:00 <Serenity> "ghost shark"
53:00 <TheRiddler> lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
53:00 <Loof> that game of thrones ep with the white walkers crawling all over the giants back was insane
54:00 <Bastardly_One> not got around to that one 
54:00 <Serenity> its on syfy
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I love those shark movies
54:00 <Bastardly_One> wait until they have shark week
54:00 <Bastardly_One> happens every couple of months
54:00 <Bastardly_One> you get all those movies like sharknado, etc
55:00 <Serenity> lol
55:00 <TheRiddler> that's not an attempt at a period joke is it?
55:00 <TheRiddler> every couple of months
55:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't seen sharknado
55:00 <Serenity> its the worst
55:00 <Bastardly_One> it's classic stuff yes?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> the second one was shit but the first one was B-grade class
56:00 <Serenity> its like.. worse than a porn movie acting lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> there's some movie out about WereWhales
57:00 <TheRiddler> those pirhana movies have porn stars in them lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> now I wanna find out what I am talking about 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> it was something like vampire sharks
59:00 <Bastardly_One> vs werewhales
59:00 <Bastardly_One> sadly I am serious
59:00 <Serenity> oh god ive  missed nickelodeon
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you wont after about a day 
Search this day's buffer: