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06:00 <katatonic_kate01> really… i'm looking that up
07:00 <Serenity> HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
07:00 <Serenity> YOU'RE A HUNDRED AND 2
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> whose birthday is it?
08:00 <Maurice> You share a bday with my eldest nephew
08:00 <Maurice> He's also like, 3 yrs younger than you
08:00 <Serenity> faux
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> ahhh
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> happy b/day
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> hope you've got delicious cake to eat!
10:00 <faux> Thanks guise 
10:00 <faux> Xoxoxoxoxox 
10:00 <Maurice> Cake is your job, katatonic_kate01, make us all one
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummmm
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes, yes I will
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> rainbow cupcakes
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> vanilla ones!
11:00 <faux> Sugar free pls tt
11:00 <faux> Ty
11:00 <Maurice> I don't want sugar free
11:00 <Maurice> I want a metric fucktonne of sugar
11:00 <faux> Well its not your birthday is it
12:00 <Maurice> IT NEARLY IS
12:00 <faux> NEARLY
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> sugar free….. wot
25:00 <ChorizoTaco> err
25:00 <ChorizoTaco> I hate my life sometimes
25:00 <ChorizoTaco> but then I eat a nacho, and I ejaculate
26:00 <TheRiddler> you should see a doctor about that
27:00 <faux> A nacho
28:00 <ChorizoTaco> I don't ejaculate because of the nacho
28:00 <Maurice> Just the one
28:00 <TheRiddler> also a grade teacher for your lack of the written language
28:00 <ChorizoTaco> but yea just the one ejaculate
28:00 <TheRiddler> .
29:00 <TheRiddler> over the head
29:00 <ChorizoTaco> I arrested a guy on the way home for possessing a knife with intent to steal
30:00 <ChorizoTaco> dude in a suit, wearing latex gloves, standing in the middle of the road
30:00 <ChorizoTaco> what a fuckwit
31:00 <Serenity> i think i sae that movie
32:00 <TheRiddler> same
32:00 <ChorizoTaco> what was it called?
32:00 <TheRiddler> this is why we dont think you're a cop
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
33:00 <TheRiddler> are you sure you weren't playing payday
33:00 <TheRiddler> suits are big in payday
33:00 <ChorizoTaco> haven't seen it
33:00 <ChorizoTaco> was he irish?
33:00 <TheRiddler> and masks
33:00 <TheRiddler> did he have a mask
33:00 <ChorizoTaco> no mask
33:00 <ChorizoTaco> just an ugly face
34:00 <ChorizoTaco> prob should've had a mask, it would've been considerate
34:00 <TheRiddler> was he in any movies?
34:00 <ChorizoTaco> I don't think so
34:00 <nate> isnt it cold out?
34:00 <nate> ;D~
35:00 <Maurice> LOL cop?
35:00 <Maurice> On what planet
35:00 <ChorizoTaco> planets don't have cops
35:00 <ChorizoTaco> states do
35:00 <TheRiddler> .
35:00 <BenCox> ChorizoTaco is Detective John Kimble
36:00 <TheRiddler> I think ChorizoTaco has just gone full retard
36:00 <Clarkson> he can be as nice as he wants hes still a bit of a dick bag
36:00 <ChorizoTaco> call the planet earth police
36:00 <ChorizoTaco> obama runs them or something
38:00 <Serenity> i think i said that
39:00 <BenCox> he's snapped
39:00 <BenCox> people no longer have faith in the justice system
39:00 <BenCox> and it's broken him
39:00 <ChorizoTaco> have faith in tony abbott
39:00 <BenCox> didn't Tony Abbott want to be a priest
39:00 <BenCox> then left the church because they were too compassionate for him?
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> he left because he wanted sexy times
40:00 <Maurice> He can get them in church
40:00 <Maurice> Everyone knows that
40:00 <TheRiddler> they banned the budgy smugglers
40:00 <ChorizoTaco> boys aren't very sexy
40:00 <Clarkson> kuniva sits at his pc with one hand on a bong teh other on his schlong
41:00 <Maurice> 9 out of 10 priests don't agree with ou
41:00 <Maurice> You
41:00 <ChorizoTaco> faggets
41:00 <TheRiddler> strokes his bong smokes his schlong
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
44:00 <BenCox> ChorizoTaco: have you taken any head injuries in the line of duty recently?
45:00 <BenCox> or do you suspect you might have had a stroke?
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> i suspect a stroke
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> (ie - a wanker)
47:00 <TheRiddler> he could be really a mall cop
47:00 <TheRiddler> he's paul blart
47:00 <TheRiddler> rides about on a segway chasing down shop lifters
49:00 <faux> Blart snart
49:00 <BenCox> most cops I know hate the justice system
49:00 <BenCox> and blame the courts for a lot of criminals who walk free
50:00 <ChorizoTaco> BenCox, actually yes
51:00 <ChorizoTaco> BenCox, I hate corruption
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> but you could get cool stuff
51:00 <BenCox> well if you're in NSW, you've got a problem then
52:00 <Serenity> birthday snart
52:00 <ChorizoTaco> indeed
52:00 <ChorizoTaco> thats why I don't blame the justice system
52:00 <ChorizoTaco> I blame corruption
52:00 <ChorizoTaco> people only go free when corrupt cunts don't do their fucking jobs
53:00 <ChorizoTaco> although innocents get imprisoned for the same reason
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> please officer don't give me a speeding fine...
55:00 <ChorizoTaco> please bitch, turn down your crying
55:00 <ChorizoTaco> down means off
55:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=998274946863426
56:00 <BenCox> emaybe she's crying because of a domestic violence situation
56:00 <BenCox> you should investigate
56:00 <ChorizoTaco> Tony Abbott is expected to announce a new strategy for protecting australian soverignty, tomorrow.
56:00 <ChorizoTaco> He's going to invade new zealand
57:00 <BenCox> we're going to forcibly annex them?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> nothing to take
57:00 <ChorizoTaco> he heard that they're boat people
57:00 <BenCox> yeah mate
57:00 <Maurice> Am I the only one who wants to see his cuffs
57:00 <BenCox> they come here without visas
57:00 <BenCox> steal our jobs
57:00 <BenCox> Maurice: you're into that kind of thing?
58:00 <Maurice> Looking at photos? Yes
58:00 <ChorizoTaco> no umm
58:00 <ChorizoTaco> polyenesians are actually boat people
58:00 <ChorizoTaco> they travelled the pacific ocean to all its borders, on boats
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> um...
59:00 <ChorizoTaco> and they did it before anybody else
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> wrong
59:00 <ChorizoTaco> your cunt is wrong
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> you've never seen my cunt
59:00 <BenCox> but
59:00 <Clarkson> sucking dick for days
59:00 <BenCox> if Australia was settled by boat
59:00 <BenCox> does that make us all boat people
59:00 <BenCox> makes you think
59:00 <ChorizoTaco> aboriginals aren't boat people
59:00 <Maurice> I don't like boats
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> Africa….
59:00 <ChorizoTaco> they're just lazy cunts
00:00 <ChorizoTaco> they waited for the land bridge
00:00 <ChorizoTaco> why build boats?
00:00 <Maurice> I'm not a boat person, I didn't come here via one
00:00 <BenCox> seems resourceful of them
00:00 <BenCox> why waste materials on boats when there's a landbridge
01:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.thecourier.com.au/story/3200250/ballarats-cereal-treat/?cs=61
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> because they were bored and didn't have internets?
02:00 <ChorizoTaco> Maurice, you're abordiginie?
02:00 <Maurice> I hate when people fake chew food on tv
02:00 <Maurice> It's so obvious they have nothing in their mouths
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> or fake drinking coffee from mugd
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> mugs*
02:00 <Maurice> And it's empty
02:00 <ChorizoTaco> BenCox, if you wait another 100,000 years there might be another
02:00 <Maurice> And the entire world knows the mug is empty
02:00 <ChorizoTaco> why spend $100 on airfares to bali?
02:00 <Maurice> YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> YUS
03:00 <BenCox> bali is a great place to get mugged
03:00 <BenCox> or get sick
03:00 <Maurice> Or take drugs to
03:00 <TheRiddler> umm
03:00 <ChorizoTaco> aboridiginies bash the indos
03:00 <BenCox> not by locals
03:00 <ChorizoTaco> thats why the indos never colonised australia
03:00 <BenCox> by but drunken bogans
03:00 <ChorizoTaco> even though the indos built boats
03:00 <TheRiddler> .
04:00 <TheRiddler> ChorizoTaco stfu
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <ChorizoTaco> its fact
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> really
04:00 <ChorizoTaco> the indos historically went landed on the top end for fishing
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> well link us up then
04:00 <ChorizoTaco> and then the abos bashed them so they went home
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> nightowl
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> *tips hat
04:00 <ChorizoTaco> kate, you're a lefty
04:00 <ChorizoTaco> I saw it on the abc so it must be true
04:00 <NightOwl1> Kk
04:00 <Maurice> I never knew you were left handed, katatonic_kate01
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> me either!
05:00 <British^Meat> lol
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco must belong to my internet fan club
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> the one that spends a lot of time knowing all there is to know about me
05:00 <TheRiddler> a nation that was not that much behind the other developing nations at the time was defeated by abos?
06:00 <ChorizoTaco> nah
06:00 <ChorizoTaco> mayo provides me with summaries
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh awesome!
06:00 <TheRiddler> .
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> tell him i said hi
07:00 <TheRiddler> mayo knows nothing and neither do you
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i think he is a cunt
07:00 <ChorizoTaco> I'm sure he knows
07:00 <ChorizoTaco> pretty sure its mutual
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay :D
07:00 <ChorizoTaco> only cause you never sucked his dick
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably!
07:00 <Maurice> Nobody ever sucked his dick
08:00 <Clarkson> but pictard is the biggest creepy fuck here 
08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
08:00 <ChorizoTaco> I'm sure somebody has
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
08:00 <ChorizoTaco> he's been to thailand
08:00 <TheRiddler> clarkson you're as bad as partay
08:00 <Clarkson> man i intended to use this time to sort out some docs n shit so im prepared this morn
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> being paid tis an entirely different story
08:00 <ChorizoTaco> I don't actually feel like nachos tonight, so I'm cooking loin chops and beer battered chips</facebook status>
09:00 <TheRiddler> .
09:00 <TheRiddler> you said you ate nachos
09:00 <ChorizoTaco> I often do
09:00 <ChorizoTaco> you said you weren't a loser
09:00 <TheRiddler> get your shit straight
09:00 <Clarkson> the fuck i got that this morning
09:00 <ChorizoTaco> get your shit straight
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> was amazing clarkson - thank you ;)
09:00 <Clarkson> admit you have child porn
10:00 <TheRiddler> omg katatonic_kate01
10:00 <TheRiddler> you do?
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah…. 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> no child porn !
10:00 <Clarkson> simpsons post s13 is worse than family guy and cleveland show anda ll that put together plus eating shit
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
10:00 <TheRiddler> ok Clarkson
10:00 <Clarkson> where the fuck are my papers this is annoying
11:00 <TheRiddler> you said you were sorting them out Clarkson
11:00 <Clarkson> i get my cock sucked my a hottie, the hottie gets money to feed her kid or watever she does with it
11:00 <ChorizoTaco> perhaps you shouldn't believe that I eat food
11:00 <ChorizoTaco> cause all I do is talk about it but it doesn't seem true
11:00 <TheRiddler> oh so that's what happened
11:00 <TheRiddler> just like everything else you said ok
12:00 <ChorizoTaco> you know I said I live in sydney
12:00 <ChorizoTaco> perhaps I don't
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> did he happen to mention how big his cock was?
12:00 <Clarkson> she didnt see shit here
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
12:00 <ChorizoTaco> I'm really disheartened that you don't believe I live in sydney
12:00 <BenCox> I think he's had a stroke for sure
12:00 <TheRiddler> nope
12:00 <ChorizoTaco> it really hurts my feelings
12:00 <ChorizoTaco> all I want to do is convince you that I do live in sydney
12:00 <ChorizoTaco> because your beleifs matter to me
13:00 <ChorizoTaco> deeply
13:00 <ChorizoTaco> deeper than the plot to a gay porn
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> western sydney doesn't count 
13:00 <TheRiddler> you can live in whoop whoop for all I care
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> just sayin'
13:00 <ChorizoTaco> s/sydney/glebe/g
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh glebe...
14:00 <ChorizoTaco> glebe is west of sydney, I suppose
15:00 <TheRiddler> aint I glebe you nowhere near me
15:00 <ChorizoTaco> weird
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> west of sydney
15:00 <ChorizoTaco> I'm getting facebook stalked by this really hot chick except I forget who she is
15:00 <ChorizoTaco> I was probably drunk when I added her to facebook
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> you add peeps to fb when drunk...
16:00 <TheRiddler> it's a nigerian prince saying you have 5mil nigerian dollars
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> strange…. why not just get her number
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif add complete strangers to FB - ew
16:00 <ChorizoTaco> if I'm out drinking and a hot bitch says "add me to facebook" wtf do you think I'd do?
17:00 <ChorizoTaco> reply "no sorry I'm a fagget" ?
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> go - no, I don't have FB
17:00 <TheRiddler> because any strangers that adds are there to spam you fb with crap
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> who the fuck asks to add me to FB… an 18 year old
17:00 <BenCox> taco seems angry tonight
17:00 <ChorizoTaco> I'm always angry
18:00 <ChorizoTaco> I'm going to the doctor to ask if he can prescribe me medicinal meth amphetamine for my anger problems
18:00 <BenCox> maybe he can help you cope with your stroke while he's at it
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> anger management 
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> classes
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> or give him some tips
19:00 <TheRiddler> he'll perscribe a fleshlight for his stroke
20:00 <Maurice> I remember in the days of being 18 and ICQ, waking up to find 20 million new icq friends
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> good ol' icq
21:00 <Maurice> uh ohhhh
21:00 <NightOwl1> Icq still works
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
21:00 <NightOwl1> If you can remember your user id and password
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanna useit now
21:00 <Maurice> I installed it a couple of years ago, but forgot my number
21:00 <TheRiddler> yeah chat programs never die
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> msn messenger did :(
22:00 <ChorizoTaco> I remember my icq number
22:00 <TheRiddler> no that became something else
22:00 <Maurice> Skype
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah yeah
22:00 <Maurice> It merged with skype
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i use skype
22:00 <ChorizoTaco> microsoft own icq?
22:00 <Maurice> And since it did I've had 4 diff skypes coz I keep forgetting the login
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:00 <TheRiddler> skype is really no different to msn really
23:00 <NightOwl1> Does aol messenger still exist?
24:00 <TheRiddler> that's now AIM
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i never had aol messenger
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had yahoo 
25:00 <Maurice> I had carrier pigeons
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
25:00 <BenCox> AIM network works
25:00 <BenCox> Pidgeon will still use it
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> and smoke signals
25:00 <NightOwl1> It kinda went down the gurgler when msn came along
25:00 <Maurice> Tin cans on string
26:00 <NightOwl1> I use stone tablets
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> good ol msn
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> cave paintings...
28:00 <NightOwl1> Grunting.
29:00 <ChorizoTaco> lol
29:00 <ChorizoTaco> tasmania sent me another email begging me to move
29:00 <TheRiddler> walkie talkies
30:00 <ChorizoTaco> people don't like it when you say no
30:00 <TheRiddler> your sister/mother wants you home
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> you should go
32:00 <ChorizoTaco> yeah maybe
32:00 <TheRiddler> yeah why live in west sydney where it's siht
32:00 <TheRiddler> *shit
32:00 <TheRiddler> stay*
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah Tassie is sooo much better than inner west
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> i say pack yo' bags and go enjoy
45:00 <ChorizoTaco> http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/world/why-charles-manson-might-not-be-guilty/story-fni0xs63-1227434598722?utm_content=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=EditorialSF&utm_source=DailyTelegraph&utm_medium=Facebook
45:00 <ChorizoTaco> I hope ancient aliens do a special on this
46:00 <TheRiddler> also you'd be having more money because of cheaper rent etc
46:00 <ChorizoTaco> job offer is free rent
46:00 <ChorizoTaco> but I don't pay rent anyway
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> manson is a dick
52:00 <ChorizoTaco> He meets all criteria of criminal psychopath
53:00 <ChorizoTaco> Few people are as evil as Manson
53:00 <NightOwl1> And he has a swastika on his forehead
53:00 <NightOwl1> So he had that going for him
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice added psychopath touch
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> infact all psychopaths should have them
54:00 <NightOwl1> It's the must have accessory for the up and coming serial killer this summer
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> hipster serial killers!
55:00 <ChorizoTaco> hes not exactly up and coming as he is rotting in prison believing he is immortal
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah insane
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuckwit
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> an*
55:00 <ChorizoTaco> kinda hope he is immortal
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're weird
55:00 <ChorizoTaco> so he can stay in prison
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you wish you were a highlander?
56:00 <Maurice> He's also really old
56:00 <NightOwl1> THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> it could be taco
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's probably the only thing he hasn't done 
57:00 <ChorizoTaco> and obtain a boat license
57:00 <ChorizoTaco> I haven't done that either
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
58:00 <ChorizoTaco> but I've driven a commodore at high speed, so I have experience
58:00 <Maurice> What kind
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> a red one?
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
58:00 <ChorizoTaco> a white one?
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
58:00 <Maurice> Red doesn't always go faster
59:00 <NightOwl1> Had it got a wireless
59:00 <ChorizoTaco> the holden cruise is actually a half decent car
59:00 <Maurice> My car is red and it's so damn slow compared to the green one
59:00 <ChorizoTaco> still wouldn't buy one tho
59:00 <Maurice> Ha
59:00 <Maurice> Mine is a cruze
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> as long as it gets from a to b and doesn't  blow smoke it's all good
00:00 <ChorizoTaco> new rule: women driving red cars = road rage
00:00 <Maurice> I road rage in the green one
00:00 <TheRiddler> no
00:00 <Maurice> People infront of me are fuckwits
00:00 <Maurice> They drive so damn slow
01:00 <TheRiddler> the cruze has 1 of the worst failure reports
01:00 <Maurice> Mine doesn't
01:00 <ChorizoTaco> dude try it in one of my work cars
01:00 <TheRiddler> behind captiva
01:00 <ChorizoTaco> every cunt slows down thinking you're going to pull them over, when all you wanna do is get subway
01:00 <Clarkson> "Beautiful_Pain" reminds me of when i'm pitching a turd
01:00 <Maurice> I drove a captiva for the day when the VF was getting the badges done
01:00 <nate> driving is like working everyone thinks they da best :O
01:00 <Maurice> Holy fucking shithouse that was
01:00 <ChorizoTaco> I think we have a vf at work
02:00 <ChorizoTaco> no idea, I don't really pay attention to holdens
02:00 <ChorizoTaco> or fords
02:00 <Maurice> Cornered like a fucking cruise ship
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i really feel like a cupcake
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> and all i fucking have is cranberries :|
10:00 <Clarkson> a fuck budyy is adequate, you dont want the relationship bullshit with an affair
10:00 <Maurice> I want bacon and eggs
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> TREW clarkson, true!
10:00 <Clarkson> why is my computer so fucking slow
10:00 <Maurice> Serenity is being slack though and not making it for me
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shakes fist*
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> FB FTW
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yay for tonight
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> i really need to sleep :|
46:00 <Maurice> Me too
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have to venture out to a bunnings with the husband tomoz
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> THAT'S always a fun experience :|
49:00 <amsy> it is!
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya, especially when he thinks he knows what he has to get….
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> but really has no idea
51:00 <amsy> just go and get a sausage in bread while you wait
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol good idea
51:00 <Maurice> I hate Bunnings
51:00 <Maurice> I also hate sausages
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> and search the  white pages for a tradesman to fix his mistakes lol
53:00 <Maurice> Last night my husband goes to my 12 yr old 'your mum loves a good sausage' and the 12 yr old lol'd and goes 'I'm not stupid and thats messed up dad'
53:00 <Maurice> Yay sex ed..
53:00 <amsy> LOL
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <Maurice> Then tonight he tells all 3 boys that they can say to their friends 'that chick has nice tits.. but don't say it to her, just say it to the friend walking next to you'
54:00 <Maurice> Parenting 101
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
54:00 <Maurice> I need to trade them all in
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> good idea!
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn 
56:00 <Maurice> Byeeee
01:00 <MateYoursAFaggot> Hi
02:00 <MateYoursAFaggot> Damian
03:00 <MateYoursAFaggot> I think i saw u tonight at Greyhound
00:00 <faux> Buttsss
27:00 <Cadava> any sexy red heads wanna chat
26:00 <Cadava> i am here
28:00 <StrykingX> Yay
29:00 <Cadava> hey StrykingX 
30:00 <StrykingX> Sup man
30:00 <Cadava> just chilin
31:00 <Cadava> smoken some wees
32:00 <StrykingX> So you're doing what 2/3 of what this server is doing atm
32:00 <StrykingX> Nice
32:00 <Cadava> you too?
33:00 <StrykingX> Nuh not me lol
33:00 <StrykingX> At work
33:00 <StrykingX> But its dead. 
33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha i havent smoked weed for 17 years lol
34:00 <Cadava> can i sense some resentment in the air StrykingX lol
34:00 <StrykingX> Nuh
35:00 <StrykingX> Tired.. Cbf being bitter. 
35:00 <Cadava> lol
35:00 <Cadava> i am always bitter
35:00 <StrykingX> I aas about to tell you to chill and go have a bong
36:00 <StrykingX> But you're already there!! 
36:00 <StrykingX> Was*
36:00 <Cadava> it is fine to be bitter
36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wb British^Meat
37:00 <Cadava> comes so natural to me i can do it in my sleep
37:00 <StrykingX> Bitter means you're mad about something in your life
37:00 <Cadava> i hate the world and the people in it
37:00 <Cadava> does that count>
38:00 <British^Meat> merci mes amis
38:00 <StrykingX> Lolll
38:00 <faux> "Smoking wees"
38:00 <faux> mm wees
38:00 <Cadava> lol
38:00 <StrykingX> Forks smokes wees
38:00 <StrykingX> Daily
38:00 <faux> Oh yeah bad
39:00 <faux> Love me some wees
39:00 <StrykingX> When her construction mates aren't being too noisy
39:00 <faux> Oh thankfuck it was just yesterday 
39:00 <Cadava> this is about as close as i can get to people
39:00 <faux> I would have thrown cans of beans at them if it was still going today 
39:00 <Cadava> i like it this way lol
40:00 <StrykingX> Wait till Monday 
40:00 <British^Meat> when you are near ppl Cadava do you "do a Loof?"
40:00 <StrykingX> They always seem to start REAL early Monday 
40:00 <faux> I think theyre done 
40:00 <Cadava> what is a loof
40:00 <Cadava> oh i get it
40:00 <Cadava> ha ha ha
41:00 <Cadava> i am stonned remember
45:00 <Cadava> any hot melbourne guys wanna say dirty things to me in pm while i edge
56:00 <faux> Shut up
58:00 <StrykingX> Cadava Pm faux
58:00 <StrykingX> He's a hottie
00:00 <faux> I'll snap your neck like a chicken 
09:00 <StrykingX> Kinky too
26:00 <British^Meat> The Ebola crisis...
26:00 <British^Meat> remember that one?
26:00 <Doodle> i died
27:00 <Doodle> it ebola'd me right over
27:00 <Doodle> :D
27:00 <British^Meat> I think its just Ebola now
27:00 <British^Meat> crisis averted
28:00 <Doodle> hallelujiah
30:00 <StrykingX> Doodle: Fail. 
30:00 <British^Meat> and dont come back
30:00 <British^Meat> huehueheuhe
31:00 <Cadava> hey faux  ia little bird torl me you are a hottie
32:00 <Cadava> we could take it private faux just say the word
33:00 <Cadava> ;)
35:00 <Doodle> sif fail
35:00 <Doodle> you're just shit
35:00 <Clarkson> strippers flog your shit
43:00 <faux> Dewdel
44:00 <StrykingX> Your face is shit!  Yeah.. I went there!! 
48:00 <faux> .
48:00 <faux> You shut your mouth he has the face of an angel
49:00 <StrykingX> Hahahaha 
05:00 <faux> Serenity stop guzzling cum and come make me tea 
05:00 <Clarkson> innocent n shit
05:00 <faux> ;D
05:00 <faux> She is not clarkson
05:00 <Clarkson> He's not. He's just gay
06:00 <faux> Oh
06:00 <faux> Clarkson u didn't wish me a happy birthday 
06:00 <Clarkson> for some reason poop stories came up
06:00 <faux> Well then
06:00 <faux> Jerk
08:00 <partay> faux happy birthday
08:00 <partay> *cuddlefuck*
15:00 <faux> Lol
15:00 <faux> Ty
40:00 <partay> what pressies did you get faux?
11:00 <British^Meat> information technology?
11:00 <British^Meat> i dont know man, what is up with I.T.?
34:00 <zaim>  http://crymyip.com/
05:00 <Dugnuts> happy friday folks
18:00 <StrykingX> Dugnuts hullo
29:00 <ShadowLurker> clarky do you want some pizza
29:00 <Clarkson> johninja is already gay enough
29:00 <ShadowLurker> could be clarky but whats that got to do with pizza
29:00 <Clarkson> Dark^Sarcasm did you have the remove up ur ass ready to take that snap?
29:00 <ShadowLurker> you what cunt
30:00 <Clarkson> imagine how much more sex a gay dude gets
30:00 <Serenity> o.O
30:00 <ShadowLurker> clarky has gay on the mind today
30:00 <Clarkson> u will get pissed, or high and fuck
31:00 <ShadowLurker> what about pissed high and fucked
35:00 <Serenity> mmm high
35:00 <Serenity> we need more high makin
35:00 <Serenity> g
54:00 <Serenity> woah i was literally just looking for a movie called paper planes
54:00 <Serenity> weird
02:00 <Osskkaarr> We must of connected at some point in time.
06:00 <British^Meat> "must of"
14:00 <ShadowLurker> mussedoff
20:00 <Doodle> 420
25:00 <TheRon> 420
26:00 <British^Meat> i still dont know people get that confused tbh
27:00 <British^Meat> i guess they just type the way they talk
34:00 <Serenity> 024
38:00 <British^Meat>  work mate is actually gonna gimme a bud tonight...
38:00 <British^Meat> its bee months, what if i OD?
45:00 <Serenity> it's ok bro u be fine
45:00 <Serenity> just breeve
46:00 <British^Meat> i'll have a packet of biscuit and a blanket at the ready just incase
54:00 <faux> OH God I'm so full
55:00 <Serenity> yeah you are
55:00 <faux> Dad brought over a fuck tonne of seafood and red wine 
55:00 <Clarkson> you fuckin shit
55:00 <faux> Hnnnhngggggg
55:00 <Serenity> yummm seafood
55:00 <Serenity> i keep forgetting your dad lives here now
55:00 <faux> I had grilled fish, salt n pep squid, seafood stick, octopus and salad 
55:00 <faux> Lmao
55:00 <Serenity> yummmm
55:00 <faux> I ate the earth
56:00 <faux> Cos yolo 
56:00 <Serenity> seafood is the best
56:00 <Serenity> i could live off it
56:00 <faux> Or yoboay
56:00 <faux> You only birthday once a year
56:00 <faux> Bad
56:00 <faux> I still have left overs I'm gonna smash em.tomoz
56:00 <Serenity> yum
56:00 <faux> My cousin is coming over tonight with more food
56:00 <faux> I'm gonna roll to bed
56:00 <faux> Also I've had so much wine I'm so warm
56:00 <Serenity> rofl
57:00 <faux> You know the pink cheek alcohol face
57:00 <faux> That is me
57:00 <faux> Rn
57:00 <faux> Hnngngngnfnfnfnfngngg
57:00 <faux> Lol A came over with sugar free jelly she made for me with candles stuck in it
57:00 <faux> Cos I said no cake
57:00 <faux> Best
58:00 <Serenity> awwe
58:00 <Serenity> thats cute
58:00 <Serenity> and jelly rules
59:00 <faux> Yah she's a good lass
59:00 <faux> She knows I love jelly
59:00 <Serenity> when i was preg with ant cause i had gestational diabetes i couldnt have cake for my birthday
59:00 <faux> :'(
59:00 <Serenity> so my sister made me a cake.from watermelon and other fruit lol
59:00 <faux> That rocks 
00:00 <faux> Which fruits are you allergic to again 
00:00 <Serenity> strawberries kiwi
00:00 <Serenity> bananas give me ulcers 
00:00 <faux> Damn
00:00 <Serenity> but i eat em anyway lol
00:00 <faux> I have a banana every morning with breakfast 
00:00 <Serenity> watermelon makes my throat itch now
01:00 <faux> Fuck
01:00 <faux> All the good fruits 
01:00 <faux> Lol
01:00 <Serenity> yep :(
01:00 <Serenity> i can have apples and oranges peaches etc
01:00 <faux> Oh good
01:00 <faux> Oranges rock
01:00 <Serenity> grapes are ok
01:00 <TheRon> is beer a fruit?
01:00 <faux> Is butter a carb
01:00 <Serenity> haha
01:00 <faux> Omg 
01:00 <faux> I saw a doormat on etsy yesterday 
02:00 <faux> That says
02:00 <faux> "But you're like really pretty"
02:00 <faux> I need it
02:00 <Serenity> omgg
02:00 <TheRon> trivia night tonight
02:00 <Serenity> hi teddy bye teddy
02:00 <ted-afk> hi
02:00 <ted-afk> bye
02:00 <ted-afk> ill be back soon
02:00 <TheRon> music beer and sport questions hopefully
02:00 <ted-afk> off to uni then to a client then home
03:00 <faux> Ok ill make a note thx
03:00 <faux> You'll be missed
03:00 <ted-afk> why thankls faux
03:00 <TheRon> ted's just a gigolo?
03:00 <ted-afk> :)
03:00 <Serenity> ash lets me use his suicide girl account 
03:00 <Serenity> but the payment thing has expired so its asking to be renewed
04:00 <Serenity> and it showed me all his address n shiy when i logged in
04:00 <Serenity> now i feel weird ive seen it lol
04:00 <faux> Lol its not like you're gonna stalk him 
04:00 <Serenity> yeahh i know
05:00 <Serenity> i jist hate seeing peoples stuff lol i rven feel weird using someone elses computer or phone
06:00 <faux> weirdo
06:00 <Serenity> yep lol
06:00 <faux> Oh god
06:00 <faux> I just saw someone named Meme Queen
06:00 <faux> On fb
06:00 <faux> Pls die
06:00 <faux> simba irl
07:00 <Serenity> lol
07:00 <Serenity> im so bad at memes. peolle post memes as comments n they fit so well.. i come up with nothing
11:00 <faux> Yeah that's cos they have shit handy which is weird 
11:00 <faux> Lol
12:00 <faux> Johninja texted me
12:00 <faux> 4 me b day 
12:00 <Serenity> him n mel break up?
12:00 <faux> I was like woah how'd u remember cos I don't have him on fb
13:00 <faux> Skype told him  haha
13:00 <faux> I was like phew
13:00 <faux> Idk we didn't discuss mel
16:00 <British^Meat> i thought they did, like yonks ago
16:00 <British^Meat> coz he went mental or soemthing
21:00 <Serenity> they've got back together like 5 times since then
21:00 <Serenity> and had a baby
22:00 <British^Meat> crikey
25:00 <faux> KYLE
27:00 <Serenity> brovloski
27:00 <Serenity> broflovski
27:00 <British^Meat> no
27:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Starland Vocal Band - Afternoon Delight.mp3 (3.75MB 128kbps Stereo 4:05)
28:00 <Serenity> afternoon fap rob? 
28:00 <Doodle> lol no
28:00 <Doodle> although
28:00 <Doodle> nah theres no time
28:00 <Serenity> lol
32:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11692656_904340499638557_6831477350078876451_n.jpg?oh=cae208b3503f3729d93006b6b44be2af&oe=561DCDB8&__gda__=1443890898_ee77571ca7abe93b490a2c1f6786eaea
36:00 <faux> Rofl
36:00 <faux> Roadworks in Saudi arabia
37:00 <faux> BYO BURKA
37:00 <TheMayo> lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo @ Serenity
37:00 <faux> Aw
37:00 <TheMayo> Serenity
37:00 <TheMayo> Serenity: how are you?
38:00 <TheMayo> Still struggling with life?
38:00 <faux> Piss off expired mayonnaise your shit is old
38:00 <British^Meat> i did say no
38:00 <faux> lmaooooooo oompa loompa
38:00 <faux> etc
39:00 <TheMayo> LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
39:00 <TheMayo> faux is an oompa loompa yes
39:00 <TheMayo> I see that the name has stuck with you too faux
39:00 <TheMayo> You tubby little midget slut
39:00 <Clarkson> tennis thinks his father's cum makes the best moisturiser
49:00 <TheRon> you know it makes sense
49:00 <TheRon> i'm sam kekpvic
52:00 <faux> Lmao god I love amsy
52:00 <TheRon> nothing sexual i hope
52:00 <Cadava> i am here people
53:00 <Cadava> TheRon 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
56:00 <British^Meat> no
59:00 <katatonic_kate01_> gah!
59:00 <Cadava> any hot asian guys wanna chat
00:00 <Q{{> yeh sure if u qualify
00:00 <British^Meat> before ASl we used to say STATS
00:00 <Q{{> ^ her animal instinct
00:00 <British^Meat> so , STATS
01:00 <Q{{> pffs stats
01:00 <Q{{> want more
01:00 <Q{{> want pics and live video
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
01:00 <Q{{> also webcam show
03:00 <Q{{> ^ her online instinct utterance
06:00 <faux> For teh love of god shut teh hell up Q
07:00 <Q{{> ^ her nature angst
08:00 <Serenity> lmaoooooooooooooooooo im the gayest fuck on the internet
08:00 <Cadava> hey Serenity 
08:00 <Serenity> oh hes gone. well boo
08:00 <Serenity> hello
09:00 <Cadava> hi
09:00 <flammable> Good to know Serenity ;)
09:00 <Q{{> what u do that was so gay?
10:00 <Cadava> i sucked a guy off at the hole in the wall the other day
11:00 <flammable> Classy
11:00 <Q{{> was it good?
11:00 <Cadava> yes
11:00 <flammable> I reckon tisk would do that for some shards
12:00 <Cadava> i do it for a mouth of goop
13:00 <Q{{> so what it tastes like?
13:00 <Cadava> bleach
13:00 <flammable> Q{{ pretends not to know
13:00 <Q{{> geez thats not good
14:00 <Q{{> i really dont know
14:00 <Q{{> neva taste the thing
14:00 <Cadava> very warm 
14:00 <flammable> It tastes ok i guess
15:00 <Q{{> what it smells like then
15:00 <Cadava> bleach
15:00 <flammable> Strawberry clouds
15:00 <Q{{> :o wow it tastes like it smell
15:00 <Cadava> yes
16:00 <Q{{> flammable, has different opion
16:00 <Q{{> maybe coz flammable had it from some sporty handsome lad
16:00 <flammable> Rofl
17:00 <Cadava> hot
17:00 <flammable> Instead of the kind of person who goes to a glory home
17:00 <flammable> Hole
18:00 <Cadava> judge me as you will
18:00 <StrykerX> lolo
18:00 <StrykerX> You cunts "what's it taste like"
18:00 <StrykerX> As if you haven't tasted it.
18:00 <Q{{> was that at ur work place Cadava ?
18:00 <Serenity> so StrykerX has
19:00 <Cadava> i like to call it a hobby not work
19:00 <StrykerX> Only yours bigboi
19:00 <StrykerX> ;D
19:00 <Cadava> after work
19:00 <Serenity> oh we know youve tasted mine ;)
19:00 <Cadava> i helped drill the hole
19:00 <StrykerX> ;)
19:00 <Cadava> i am realy into my hobbies
20:00 <Cadava> spray it sexy man
21:00 <Q{{> im more into hot succubuses like these
21:00 <Q{{> http://oglaf.com/cumsprite/7/
22:00 <Cadava> once you have been to the hole in the wall you will never look back
24:00 <flammable> Rofl
25:00 <Cadava> nothing wrong with a little glory
25:00 <nate> glory hole!
25:00 <nate> coffee table?
25:00 <Q{{> human platter is more appetising
26:00 <nate> yeah eat some cheezeburgers off q
26:00 <Cadava> so two holes in the wall
26:00 <Q{{> i like the body well prepared - washed and chilled so not to spoil the food that would go on
27:00 <Cadava> semen glazed
28:00 <Q{{> glazed? how u mean?
28:00 <Q{{> thats not fried is it?
28:00 <Cadava> more like a butter
29:00 <Q{{> u kind of remind of etoro tribe
29:00 <Q{{> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etoro_people
29:00 <Q{{> The Etoro believe that young boys must ingest the semen of their elders daily from the age of 7 until they turn 17 to achieve adult male status and to properly mature and grow strong.
29:00 <Clarkson> a friend of mine gets banned once a week for tits
30:00 <Q{{> he showed off his man boobs?
30:00 <Cadava> i just want to have a wank and have a hot irc man talk dirty to me
33:00 <Cadava> any hot blond guya want to chat to a lonely old man
36:00 <Skirmish> BAH can't do my tax because it's offline. 
36:00 <Skirmish> How old is faux now? 17? 
36:00 <Serenity> 16
36:00 <Skirmish> Sweet 16. 
37:00 <Cadava> oh my and on irc
37:00 <nate> cruely growing up on irc
38:00 <nate> by 20 no life skills ;D
38:00 <Cadava> any hot guys 25 + interested in chating to 55 man
38:00 <nate> 55 men?
38:00 <Cadava> age 55
38:00 <nate> just say you are 69 to get it heated up!
39:00 <Cadava> that would turn things around
41:00 <faux> What
42:00 <faux> Aw
42:00 <faux> Fanks sez 
42:00 <Cadava> i love to poke my pork sword under a hot moist armpit. Is that realy so bad
42:00 <faux> I actuallt hope you choke on your own pubes
43:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
43:00 <nate> fauxy foxay
43:00 <Cadava> who would like to take me under their wing
44:00 <ShadowLurker> no
45:00 <Cadava> everyone hates the homosexual man!
48:00 <Cadava> if you was looking to rent a house and everything was perfect but in the main bathroom is a glory hole. Would you still rent
49:00 <faux> Hi meelys
49:00 <Cadava> there is a towel over it but you still see it
49:00 <amelia> hey fwend how be you
50:00 <faux> Goooodies
50:00 <faux> Uuu
50:00 <amelia> me sickies again but gooooood
50:00 <amelia> i got call of duty and vodka today
50:00 <amelia> dats my weekend sorted :D
51:00 <Cadava> hey amelia 
51:00 <amelia> hello
51:00 <Cadava> hi
51:00 <amelia> hay
52:00 <Cadava> here horsey horesy?
52:00 <amelia> neighhhhhhh
53:00 <Cadava> mmmmmm bare back
54:00 <Cadava> rainbow kisses for all
54:00 <amelia> keep yo rainbow kisses
55:00 <Cadava> not a fan?
56:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
56:00 <Cadava> hi
57:00 <Cadava> halo is code for go jump
58:00 <TheRiddler> I said hallo which is german for hello
59:00 <Cadava> you are killing me TheRiddler this should not be happening to Cadava 
01:00 <Cadava> How many spinners should i put with 3grams
02:00 <amelia> make you choke
02:00 <Cadava> i need spin
02:00 <Cadava> can't smoke it straight
02:00 <amelia> can't smoke it with tobacco
02:00 <amelia> rank
03:00 <Cadava> for people who do smoke it with spin how many would be a normal amount for three grams
03:00 <Cadava> 3? 4? 
03:00 <amelia> 0
04:00 <Cadava> grrrrrrr
04:00 <amelia> AHAHA
04:00 <amelia> i win
04:00 <Cadava> fine 4 it is
04:00 <stompin> fagz
04:00 <Cadava> yes 4
04:00 <stompin> ya mums on fire
05:00 <Cadava> they will all be on fire soon buster
05:00 <amelia> busta rhymes
06:00 <Cadava> busta lung
06:00 <amelia> bust yo ass
06:00 <Clarkson>  fat slut
06:00 <amelia> phat
06:00 <Cadava> tell me more amelia 
07:00 <amelia> you suck fat ones
07:00 <amelia> de end.
07:00 <Cadava> you know me so well
07:00 <amelia> :D
07:00 <Cadava> busta load
12:00 <Cadava> i smell cock
12:00 <Clarkson> beehhh will make the toilet paper with love (ie he will rub his scab infested little cock on each ply)
13:00 <TheRiddler> gross Clarkson
13:00 <Clarkson> because you got dick on your mind LucyPanda
13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
13:00 <Cadava> i realy want dick on my chin
14:00 <Serenity> dude u have issues
14:00 <faux> Agreed
15:00 <Cadava> don't hold back 
15:00 <Cadava> anything else
15:00 <Serenity> yeah, stop
15:00 <Cadava> :(
16:00 <TheRiddler> what's the key for the chan again sezz
16:00 <TheRiddler> I accidentally deleted my settings
16:00 <TheRiddler> :(
16:00 <Serenity> oh boo
17:00 <faux> Woo keys all around
17:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:00 <TheRiddler> also I forgot how to do they channel delay
17:00 <TheRiddler> -y
18:00 <stompin> keys
18:00 <stompin> r for bitches
18:00 <Serenity> ur a bitch
18:00 <TheRiddler> oh right
19:00 <faux> You're a bitch, bitch 
19:00 <Clarkson> I am fucking not m8
19:00 <faux> -- mean girls quote #383
19:00 <faux> Wtf clarkson makes too much sense I'm scared 
19:00 <Clarkson> fkn hell Mew you cant just make a statement like that and fuck off
19:00 <faux> Oo
19:00 <faux> Ok
19:00 <stompin> ya mum
22:00 <stompin> boom
22:00 <couleurs> I Hate Manure.
23:00 <stompin> Skirmish hows the skoda going?
23:00 <couleurs> u bloodey beautey
24:00 <nate> u doin the garden couleurs?
24:00 <invizzi> my job was replaced by water bird thing
24:00 <couleurs> doin u in da garden ;)
26:00 <couleurs> wink @ ooomp 
26:00 <ooomp> There will be no public sex.
27:00 <couleurs> agreed.
27:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKiVttFnqkY  <------- Everyone should enjoy this song. 
27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Dire Straits - Your Latest Trick Views: 3,864,065 Uploader: DireStraitsVEVO Uploaded: Feb 23, 2010 Duration: 5m42s Rating: 4.93
27:00 <BenCox> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F6i-RvsWE8
27:00 <Skirmish> stompin: Going hard. 
29:00 <couleurs> ooomp: Going hard.
29:00 <invizzi> need a new computer chair, what do you think of this one ? http://www.dxracer.com.au/gaming-chairs/dxracer-r-series-pc-gaming-chairs/dxracer-r-series-office-gaming-chair-black-green-pu-leather-oh-rf0-ne.html
29:00 <ooomp> couleurs knows 
30:00 <couleurs> invizzi: it looks neon gay
30:00 <invizzi> hmm that was the least garish one i could find
31:00 <Skirmish> http://www.pccasegear.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=30886&cPath=1764      <-------- Computer chair. I am getting one of these with the money I get from the wedding wishing well!!!!
32:00 <invizzi> ha that has a sub cool
32:00 <TheRiddler> what does the wife get?
32:00 <nate> haha xrocker thought it was a workout machine :P
32:00 <ooomp> Sex on tap, TheRiddler
32:00 <Skirmish> Only $120 more than the chair you were originally looking at invizzi. GET IT! 
32:00 <invizzi> pretty tempted lol
33:00 <couleurs> :))))))))))))
33:00 <Skirmish> Don't be tempted. DOOO EEEET. 
33:00 <nate> its missing a hot chick to play games with
34:00 <couleurs> :)))))))))))))))
34:00 <nate> cc bundle deal
34:00 <couleurs> heuheuheu
35:00 <TheRiddler> can you replace the arms with ones to stick your mouse n keyboard/controller on
37:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRGrNDV2mKc   <---- Now everyone should enjoy this song. 
37:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Korn - Freak on a Leash Views: 31,809,103 Uploader: KornVEVO Uploaded: Oct 25, 2009 Duration: 4m27s Rating: 4.87
39:00 <couleurs> a.D.i.D.a.S
40:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cf_-i_gCdY
40:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Where's Waldo?: The Audiobook - RT Shorts Views: 390,039 Uploader: Rooster Teeth Uploaded: Jul 6, 2015 Duration: 2m19s Rating: 4.92
40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <ooomp> couleurs
45:00 <couleurs> hi ooomp !
45:00 <ooomp> Happy FiFa Fridays !
45:00 <couleurs> tyvm 
46:00 <couleurs> n e other gossip
47:00 <ooomp> Um its going to be cold
48:00 <couleurs> get drunk!!!!!!!!!!
48:00 <ooomp> That'll keep you warm
48:00 <ooomp> Good thinking
49:00 <couleurs> drunk FiFa with ooomp 
49:00 <ooomp> Ends in a draw
49:00 <TheRiddler> also that chair is missing cup holders n such
50:00 <TheRiddler> you have to get a tiny table just to put next to it
52:00 <TheRiddler> also it doesn't look to have usb ports
55:00 <HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname> DoC your existence is to be my foot stool
55:00 <HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname> loser faggot
55:00 <HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname> have you brushed your teeth this decade?
56:00 <ooomp> Have you?
56:00 <TheRiddler> he has none
56:00 <HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname> trimmed those nails perhaps?
57:00 <TheRiddler> go blues
58:00 <HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname> 66 losers in this channel
58:00 <TheRiddler> I bet you counted yourself and the bots
58:00 <HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname> DoC u are leading by example
58:00 <Serenity> im super glad you included yourself in that
59:00 <Serenity> well done
59:00 <HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname> hi Serenity
59:00 <HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname> u dirty fucking cunt
59:00 <Serenity> so early on a friday
59:00 <HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname> wheres my headjob
00:00 <Serenity> the only head job ur getting is a kerb stomb
00:00 <Serenity> lol stomp
00:00 <HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname> i was dissatisfied with the last one
00:00 <DoC> how much u lost today gambler?
00:00 <Serenity> tell ur mum to take her teef out next time then
00:00 <HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname> DoC
00:00 <Serenity> ohhh is this mentalson
00:00 <DoC> yeah
00:00 <DoC> this is mentalson
00:00 <DoC> LOL
00:00 <Serenity> ahahah explains everything
00:00 <DoC> david mentalson
00:00 <TheRiddler> so the mum line was correct
00:00 <HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname> DoC is my secret admirer
01:00 <HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname> like
01:00 <DoC> china town
01:00 <HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname> he is actualy in love with me
01:00 <Serenity> yeah TheRiddler hahah
01:00 <HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname> he does it for the profitability of the money business
01:00 <Serenity> do you just pulls words out of a hat n then throw them together to make sentences
01:00 <DoC> LOL
01:00 <HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname> Serenity how are you
01:00 <TheRiddler> out of his butt
02:00 <HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname> DoC what is the point of your existence?
02:00 <DoC> gambler lost his pants in gambling
02:00 <Serenity> Im excellent which is a lot more than what can be said for you it seems
02:00 <TheRiddler> he writes them on ciggie papers and sticks them up there for later use
03:00 <TheRiddler> he's like a fortune cookie
03:00 <HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname> DoC what is the point of your existence?
03:00 <HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname> asked you once
03:00 <HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname> dont you dare make me repeat it a 3rd time
03:00 <HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname> u're existence has a meaning?
03:00 <HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname> did i just learn something?
03:00 <DoC> u've not answered me even mentalson
03:00 <DoC> how much u lost today?
04:00 <DoC> are u still addicted of gambling?
04:00 <HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname> u think thats funny do you?
04:00 <HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname> u want to state your address and we can sort this out
04:00 <Skirmish> Oh it's the try hard kid. Hi HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname. 
04:00 <Serenity> omg
04:00 <DoC> lol
04:00 <HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname> this is a Melbourne channel
04:00 <Serenity> asking people to fight IRL is so 2003
05:00 <Skirmish> I'm huge IRL. Let's fight. 
05:00 <HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname> Serenity no 1 asked you, filthy pig
05:00 <DoC> are u still in china town mentalson?
05:00 <HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname> either you Skermish
05:00 <HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname> Spermish
05:00 <Serenity> I dont need your permission to speak you inbred feral
05:00 <HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname> yea
05:00 <HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname> i am in China Town
05:00 <Serenity> you fucking do what you are told you dont tell me what to do
05:00 <HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname> i get along with Chinese 
05:00 <Serenity> CLEAR
05:00 <HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname> they have money
05:00 <DoC> fuck off mentalson
05:00 <HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname> they have business opportunities
05:00 <DoC> jew fagt
05:00 <ShadowLurker> lol @ this cunt
05:00 <HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname> DoC you're existence is.. the point of it..
05:00 <TheRiddler> so they pass you on the street and throw you money?
06:00 <DoC> LOL
06:00 <Serenity> are you listening to me you rabbit feltching tick
06:00 <HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname> OK Well it's been great
06:00 <Serenity> sure has
06:00 <Serenity> bye
06:00 <DoC> sezz he wont listen us
06:00 <HumerousAndEnlightenedNickname> but DoC when you have any money to actually make a deal get back to me
06:00 <Serenity> go away
06:00 <Serenity> honestly
06:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahaha
06:00 <TheRiddler> a deal for what
06:00 <Serenity> ty
06:00 <TheRiddler> is he trying to sell you goods from a dumpster?
06:00 <DoC> he gets mad if u ask him how much he lost
07:00 <Serenity> anyone remember that pic of him n vaness
07:00 <DoC> lol i missed that
07:00 <TheRiddler> poor vaness
07:00 <amsy> cock sucking lips
07:00 <Clarkson> i could prolly power a generator with my red knob
07:00 <Serenity> fuck off poor vaness shes a filthy bint
07:00 <Skirmish> I want to see the pic. 
07:00 <TheRiddler> did he offer her a 3sum with his sister
07:00 <TheRiddler> lol
08:00 <Serenity> it was years ago i doubt anyone has it
08:00 <amsy> ask xm
08:00 <amsy> lol
08:00 <TheRiddler> vaness could really be his sister
08:00 <faux> lma bb
09:00 <amsy> he has it for sure
09:00 <faux> His irc dossiers 
09:00 <Serenity> imagine you found a festing used franga on a footpath behind a seedy tavern
09:00 <Serenity> thats vaness irl
09:00 <amsy> might even be on that breaking ban site
09:00 <DoC> he usually joins pd to abuse xm 
09:00 <TheRiddler> what is breaking ban?
10:00 <Serenity> breaking ban is hilair
10:00 <Serenity> the pic of it on my tv got pieter so mad
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
11:00 <TheRiddler> carlton is being competitive
11:00 <amsy> lol taco believed that it was me that made it
11:00 <TheRiddler> they've turned about since mick left
11:00 <Serenity> mick wasnt good for them
12:00 <Serenity> he wasnt a good fit right from the begining
12:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
12:00 <amsy> tried the whole back handed compliment thing
12:00 <TheRiddler> now ratten is a big part of hawks
12:00 <amsy> "its pretty funny but you tried to hard" 
12:00 <amsy> ok m8
12:00 <amsy> it wasnt me but cool
12:00 <faux> kerb stomb
12:00 <amsy> lmao
13:00 <amsy> kerbbbbbbb
13:00 <faux> kerb
13:00 <faux> LOL
13:00 <amsy> kerbal space program
13:00 <faux> kerb kum
13:00 <amsy> LOL
13:00 <couleurs> i like to try to hard
13:00 <invizzi>  too expensive that game
13:00 <amsy> its very good though
14:00 <Serenity> yes its all very hilarious ha ha
14:00 <Doodle> ha ha
14:00 <faux> ha ha
14:00 <Doodle> what is
14:00 <Serenity> nothing
14:00 <Doodle> ok
14:00 <Doodle> carry on
14:00 <faux> Lol don't be a Debbie downer 
14:00 <faux> U kerb head
14:00 <couleurs> `op
14:00 <amsy> lol
14:00 <faux> Kerbie downer
16:00 <faux> bye glenn
16:00 <amsy> and stay out
16:00 <[peakin]> Lol
17:00 <couleurs> take ya double n's and leaf!!!!!!!!!!!
18:00 <faux> I volunteered at a preschool in high school and one lady had 2 kids there 
18:00 <faux> River and Leaf
18:00 <faux> .
18:00 <faux> Stupid hippies
18:00 <couleurs> my name irl is Lake
18:00 <couleurs> Lake Lively
19:00 <couleurs> -- Bert Reynolds
19:00 <faux> Lmoa
19:00 <faux> .
19:00 <faux> lmao*
19:00 <faux> Samoa
19:00 <couleurs> huhuhuhuhu
20:00 <amsy> Bart Bass
21:00 <couleurs> So You Think You Can Dence?
23:00 <Skirmish> couleurs is Ricky Lake.
25:00 <Skirmish> http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/32700000/-Where-s-My-Fifteen-Minutes-Book-Launch-ricki-lake-32782395-2192-3300.jpg     <-------- Terrible looking bewbs. 
26:00 <amsy> forgot she existed
26:00 <couleurs> agreed, diden't no stevie wonder designed bras
28:00 <Doodle> wut
28:00 <Doodle> why cant any of you make sense
29:00 <Doodle> omg faux
29:00 <Doodle> is that pic of you
29:00 <Doodle> with the 80s hair
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> 80'shair is the best
30:00 <Doodle> i have 80s hair
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.mulletjunky.com/femullets.htm
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm undecided on which style to go with
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> suggestions
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
31:00 <Doodle> but its not from the 80s, its the same style as people in their 80s
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> just grow it long and do a top knot
31:00 <Doodle> hot
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> then grow a beard 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> and become a hipster
32:00 <Doodle> never
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://i0.wp.com/media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luku82bvs71r2k1dco1_500.jpg
34:00 <Doodle> no
34:00 <ChorizoTaco> shuddup cunt
34:00 <TheRiddler> no you
35:00 <faux> Yes I'm the 5 yr old
36:00 <couleurs> Make Me!!!!!!!!!!!!
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> now now children, no need to get all cunty
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> get a huge glass of wine and talk shit until you pass out - it's what adults do on Friday night when they're too old to go out
37:00 <ChorizoTaco> riiight
37:00 <couleurs> Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
37:00 <ChorizoTaco> I'm older than you and getting ready to go out
37:00 <ChorizoTaco> its because I'm not ugly
38:00 <ChorizoTaco> or a loser
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> um what's that got to do with the price of eggs in china?
38:00 <TheRiddler> lolol
38:00 <ChorizoTaco> *face palm*
38:00 <couleurs> shut up ugly loser!!!!!!!!!!!
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
39:00 <TheRiddler> do we look like we care about what you do
39:00 <faux> owned.
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> #effyourbeautystandards!
44:00 <Doodle> me irl: https://38.media.tumblr.com/48a02a1073bfa9aae447a719dc702966/tumblr_n7cbbxXpN41spb5w0o1_400.gif
45:00 <couleurs> dude u a mad max villian
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <ChorizoTaco> me irl: https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/l/t1.0-9/p206x206/10425504_778234958937803_4430724349113837312_n.jpg?oh=789c20ed59dcac329b54e681b642f2aa&oe=561D43CC
46:00 <amsy> https://i.imgur.com/xx8Gxkx.jpg me irl
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol@amsy
47:00 <Doodle> rofl
47:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/gNF05Xf.jpg
47:00 <Doodle> the puss is out there
47:00 <couleurs> me irl
47:00 <ChorizoTaco> unidentified furry object
47:00 <couleurs> (left)
47:00 <amsy> r u the chick
48:00 <amsy> oh
48:00 <Doodle> omg
48:00 <Doodle> its slurms mckenzie
48:00 <couleurs> Oh Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!
48:00 <Doodle> ehuheuheu
48:00 <ChorizoTaco> that chicks alright aye
48:00 <ChorizoTaco> imagine bashing that cunt
48:00 <ChorizoTaco> with your dick
48:00 <amsy> can u not
49:00 <ChorizoTaco> I'll bash yer cunt
49:00 <ChorizoTaco> slut
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shudders*
49:00 <Doodle> :/
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> so angry...
49:00 <amsy> https://youtu.be/f3HScY-5Zdo
49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: sloth can u not Views: 1,620 Uploader: aSlothsLife Uploaded: May 4, 2013 Duration: 0m5s Rating: 5.00
49:00 <TheRiddler> stfu ChorizoTaco
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe you need to buy a flesh light taco - are you sexually frustrated? 
49:00 <TheRiddler> srsly
50:00 <Doodle> lol dat sloth doe
50:00 <TheRiddler> probably is
50:00 <amsy> lmao
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMAO @ sloth
50:00 <couleurs> a flesh light taco, talk about double discusteing
50:00 <ChorizoTaco> please, man who wears a riddler costume, tell me about sexual frustration
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> well i'm not talking 'bout riddler
51:00 <ChorizoTaco> I am
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> you just appear overly angry 
51:00 <ChorizoTaco> I'm always angry
51:00 <ChorizoTaco> with a smile
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm jus suggesting getting a flesh light to release some sexual tension 
52:00 <amsy> it wasnt even TheRiddler that spoke about sexual frustration
52:00 <ChorizoTaco> how about you take your fucking flesh light and stick it up your ass, like your husband should be doing right now
52:00 <amsy> just lashes out
52:00 <Maurice> Hot
52:00 <Doodle> isnt it
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah fuckin' oath
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll suggest it later …. i need few more glasses of wine to engage in anal sex
53:00 <thestig> sny escuse 
53:00 <Serenity> mad taco
53:00 <Doodle> just lie back and think of england
53:00 <thestig> any*
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <ChorizoTaco> no, I'm just spicy
53:00 <thestig> any f1 this weekend?
53:00 <Doodle> iunno
53:00 <Doodle> dont think so
53:00 <Maurice> Thats a spicy taco
53:00 <Serenity> how many chillies
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope just bikes in france
53:00 <Doodle> gay
53:00 <Maurice> And shitty cricket
53:00 <ChorizoTaco> paprika
53:00 <Doodle> gayer
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
53:00 <Doodle> gayest
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking cricket :|
54:00 <Clarkson> yeah, first session with her today so I'm feeling them all out but she's a smart arse cunt so far
54:00 <Doodle> lol
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdxoPPuAdic
55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: And Thats Why I Don't Like Cricket - The Mighty Boosh Views: 90,269 Uploader: JakeTheBassist91 Uploaded: Jan 8, 2010 Duration: 0m48s Rating: 4.87
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's how i dance!
55:00 <TheRiddler> mad taco
57:00 <thestig> nothing wrong with cricket
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you say so
57:00 <thestig> it is unaustralian to not like cricket 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> says you 
58:00 <TheRiddler> so poms are australian
58:00 <thestig> it is historical
58:00 <Maurice> It's as boring as batshit
58:00 <Serenity> lucky maurice is african
58:00 <thestig> u spelt asian wrong
58:00 <Maurice> Seth efrikan
58:00 <Maurice> I be blek
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i'm not a patriotic 
59:00 <thestig> no culture
59:00 <TheRiddler> so indians are australian?
59:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_dd1uY3FTc
59:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Family Guy - Simpsons Crossover - Carwash Scene - Peter Griffin / Homer Simpson Views: 9,630,521 Uploader: Jack Brown Uploaded: Sep 29, 2014 Duration: 1m38s Rating: 4.37
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> we have no culture
59:00 <ShadowLurker> lay some sugar on meeeeeee
59:00 <thestig> indians are english australians are convicts
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> we're only a few hundred years old 
59:00 <TheRiddler> kiwis are australian?
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> no!
00:00 <thestig> kiwis are more australian then australians
00:00 <ChorizoTaco> tony abbott declared nz a state of australia
00:00 <TheRiddler> sir lankans are australian?
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, no and no
01:00 <TheRiddler> south africans are australians?
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> kind of
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> only just
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i mean no lol
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i read that as south australians
01:00 <TheRiddler> what about pakistan's
02:00 <TheRiddler> pakistanians
02:00 <thestig> pookistanis
02:00 <TheRiddler> they like cricket too
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like turtles
06:00 <ChorizoTaco> mad tacos
06:00 <TheRiddler> are you mad taco?
09:00 <BenCox> he's not been taking his autism meds
09:00 <faux> Wasn't taco going out
09:00 <faux> Why is he still typinf
09:00 <Skirmish> https://www.facebook.com/791861664242320/photos/a.810810262347460.1073741829.791861664242320/810809782347508/?type=1&theater
10:00 <couleurs> i like teenage mutent ninjer turtles
10:00 <Skirmish> Christians against Tattoos. A great social cause. So much better than fags that want to get married. 
10:00 <faux> .
10:00 <Skirmish> https://www.facebook.com/pages/Christians-against-tattoos/791861664242320?fref=nf
11:00 <couleurs> Christina Ugliera against Tacos.
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> praise the lord!
15:00 <TheRiddler> taco wouldn't be on right now if he was going out
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's too cold to go out!
23:00 <BenCox> who would taco go out with
24:00 <couleurs> salsa
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <TheRiddler> good 1
26:00 <ShadowLurker> cunts
29:00 <couleurs> thank
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> secrets of a gay sauna! (abc2)
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> my evening is complete lol
32:00 <couleurs> Hot.
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
34:00 <faux> Lmao
34:00 <faux> Secrets of a gaysha
41:00 <Dugnuts> wooo
41:00 <Dugnuts> friday!
09:00 <Cadava> back
09:00 <Dugnuts> we missed you
09:00 <Cadava> thanks
11:00 <fawks> no we didnt u lying soab
11:00 <Cadava> not nice
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> awwwww didums 
13:00 <Dugnuts> its a white lie
13:00 <Dugnuts> made someone feel better
13:00 <faux> Racist 
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> um…i doubt you made him/her feel better
14:00 <Dugnuts> umli?
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
14:00 <Dugnuts> you wrote it
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> no i didnt
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i said "um….
15:00 <Dugnuts> ahhh
15:00 <Dugnuts> your messed up characters that dont mean anything
15:00 <Dugnuts> well on my screen it looked like umli
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> well my screen doesn't 
16:00 <Dugnuts> mine is standard, so dunno what you are doing with yourself there
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> not my problem
17:00 <Dugnuts> sure, not being understood is never your problem
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope
18:00 <thestig> umli
18:00 <TheRiddler> it's um...
18:00 <TheRiddler> stop trying to start shit
19:00 <Dugnuts> im not trying to start anything
19:00 <Dugnuts> im just saying what it looked like on my screen
19:00 <Dugnuts> umli
19:00 <faux> Clean your screen
19:00 <thestig> quick snart
19:00 <ShadowLurker> you all suck
19:00 <faux> Now if we're talking body u got a perfect one so put it on meeeeee
19:00 <Dugnuts> if you wanna use non standard characters you cant expect everyone to have the same client
19:00 <ShadowLurker> and donuts rock
20:00 <faux> Swear it wont take u longggg
20:00 <faux> If u love me riiiiight we fuck for lifeee
20:00 <Clarkson> and why the fuck is red rooster so expensive!
20:00 <faux> Snartttt
20:00 <TheRiddler> there is lamb at red rooster
20:00 <TheRiddler> pulled lamb roll and lamb shanks
21:00 <faux> Ehehe
21:00 <Serenity> SO WOULD YOU BEEE MY BABEHHH YEAHHH
22:00 <couleurs> no
22:00 <Serenity> fuck off cum licker
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:00 <couleurs> u wish!!!!!!!!!!!!!
25:00 <MrMark> boooooooo!
27:00 <couleurs> are we all MrMark yet?
29:00 <BenCox> couleurs: fifa sucks
30:00 <couleurs> tell me some thang i don't no
32:00 <fawks> me irl https://www.facebook.com/mamamiablog/videos/10153048168340945/?permPage=1
33:00 <BenCox> are you that small?
34:00 <Mew> oh my fucking lord i cant believe they just ran a ferry in this weather 
34:00 <couleurs> agreed.
34:00 <teddy> IM BACK
35:00 <Mew> i knew you'd agree couleurs 
35:00 <Mew> thats such a samantha thing to do
36:00 <BenCox> samantha thing?
36:00 <BenCox> wtf
36:00 <Mew> asif you havent seen bruno wtf
37:00 <couleurs> or sex and the city
37:00 <Clarkson> Matthew why are u so excited, u constantly tell me the tigers are the worst team in the afl so why so excited about beating such a shit team?????
37:00 <couleurs> get with the pro gramme
37:00 <BenCox> lol picard quote
38:00 <Mew> in: autism
38:00 <Mew> out: chlamydia
41:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11015428_807273079387500_7576048497983502405_n.jpg?oh=67888ace4d41661b4a9a72ea34421972&oe=565AE107
44:00 <couleurs> idgi
44:00 <couleurs> tgif
01:00 <nate> https://viralpoliticsblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/privacymemes1.jpg?w=656
01:00 <couleurs> idgi
01:00 <couleurs> tgif
02:00 <Gauci> pollock come home
02:00 <Gauci> we miss u
09:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pJx072kiL8
09:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Moreno Valley Man Catches Auto Mechanics Taking His Car on a Joyride Views: 10,185 Uploader: tullumbacja Uploaded: Jul 8, 2015 Duration: 2m15s Rating: 4.50
09:00 <Doodle> me irl
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> so… jurassic world is pretty fucking lame
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> just sayin'
40:00 <TheRiddler> lies
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's not that good...
41:00 <Gauci> stfu
47:00 <Dugnuts> so
47:00 <Dugnuts> im thinking of heading up to the snow this weekend
47:00 <Dugnuts> apparently its gonna snow!
47:00 <Dugnuts> i wanna see that happen
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> good luck with that
49:00 <ShadowLurker> scarnon cunts
54:00 <Dugnuts> thanks kate
54:00 <Dugnuts> thats awfully nice of you
55:00 <Gauci> lee mody
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