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00:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
07:00 <TheRiddler> classic
13:00 <TheRiddler> hai nerdygirl
16:00 <katatonic_kate01_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhDbvV97IBA <--- wouldn't mind being in that box 
16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Daniel Johns - Cool on Fire [Official Video] Views: 148,462 Uploader: Daniel Johns Uploaded: May 21, 2015 Duration: 3m23s Rating: 4.60
16:00 <katatonic_kate01_> minus the sand!
50:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11391781_897477693658171_8893605617654406461_n.jpg?oh=612691776522e0f35725b4eacc8488e8&oe=5620E24C
57:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Greetings Melbourne.
57:00 <ThirteenthOrder> We meet again.
59:00 <BenCox> sup duder
00:00 <ThirteenthOrder> This channel has collected so much dust in my absence, who was responsible for this?
01:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Some dude I know was reading my resume today and he's like "You wrote for fucking pojo? My mum used to buy me that when I was a kid".
01:00 <JEggdrop> you got a whore mouth
01:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I felt like a God in that moment.
01:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Still, writing for Pojo still doesn't improve employability as a Journalist :(
02:00 <JEggdrop> fuck you asshole
02:00 <ThirteenthOrder> You fuck assholes?
03:00 <ThirteenthOrder> You're such a slut, that slooders reject you before the first pass.
06:00 <Taco> ya'll are faggets
07:00 <Bastardly_One> riiiiiiiiiiiiight
07:00 <ThirteenthOrder> B1, you're still alive?
18:00 <ThirteenthOrder> This is fascinating... lol
19:00 <ThirteenthOrder> A system that allows the same password reset code to change a users password repeatedly... ohdear.
21:00 <ThirteenthOrder> LOL oh this shit again hahaha
24:00 <Taco> especially the milk induced farts I do
24:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Rofl ^_^
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01_> wot is happening and who broke the internet?
31:00 <ThirteenthOrder> So this computer I'm working on has 831 threats detected... hrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I severely underquoted the client lol
32:00 <katatonic_kate01_> burn it
32:00 <katatonic_kate01_> buy a new one
32:00 <British^Meat> indeed
32:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Nah, I'll fix it, poor 32bit i3 laptop... lol
32:00 <ThirteenthOrder> with 6 Gb of Ram... Disgusting.
33:00 <ThirteenthOrder> The client even got me to delete 400gb of movies... lol
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah, as above
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> new comp
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> er so much lag
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lj'ln
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> better
39:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I need to update my Desktop soon... hopefully I can get a new job soon... that or nail some more stories... the ones I've been doing so far are great... but... they're not paying atm...
40:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Now If I was selling a Zaky Mallah Story or Belle Gibson exclusives... lol
40:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Imagine selling Belle Gibson nymphomania storyline with pictures... fucking 200,000 easy.
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the hell
54:00 <Bastardly_One> riiiiiiiiiiiiight
54:00 <fawks> Carrot Cum
55:00 <ThirteenthOrder> So Namco is releasing a new light gun game for Arcade.
55:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Abortion Simulator.
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> weird
55:00 <ThirteenthOrder> <.<
56:00 <Taco> Its just a coathanger and an instruction book
56:00 <ThirteenthOrder> OSNAP
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's a coat hanger and a bottle go gin 
59:00 <Taco> shuttup kate
59:00 <Taco> I'll slap you
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> really
04:00 <Taco> no
04:00 <Taco> I'll make pliv do it
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck off
06:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Guys, yall should calm down and build with Lego.
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i find meditation is more relaxing 
07:00 <Taco> with or without the vibrator?
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> you meditate with a vibrator, taco?
08:00 <Loof> why talk to tardco
08:00 <Loof> sif
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew
08:00 <Loof> he's like a horny little thirteen year old
09:00 <Loof> except he's a fully grown man
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i'd go with the 13 year old
09:00 <Loof> ped
09:00 <Loof> :P
09:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Guys. thirteen year olds don't even know what irc is anymore lol
10:00 <Loof> thank christ for that
10:00 <cita> ThirteenthOrder: Yeah, 20-year-olds don't either.
10:00 <Loof> good
11:00 <Loof> we have enough dumb and full of cum cunts like taco here
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> 13 year olds might not know what irc is, sure. However a fuckload of peeps with the mentality of a 13 year old chat here 
11:00 <JEggdrop> If you talk about something you don't understand, like you're some fucking expert, you actually sound like a fuckwit.
11:00 <ThirteenthOrder> 20 year olds don't? :O
11:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I feel old now.
12:00 <ThirteenthOrder> 20 fucking 8 years old... been here too long.
13:00 <British^Meat> cum
14:00 <Taco> m8 r u saying im gay
14:00 <ThirteenthOrder> BREAKING NEWS
14:00 <Taco> cheeky kent
14:00 <ThirteenthOrder> TOM CRUISE IS BACK AS MAVERICK in TOP GUN 2!
15:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I hope it's non-3D in Imax Digital ^_^
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> egg - it's not fucking rocket science
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> classic example of a complete fuckwit!
24:00 <cita> Loof: Are you a smart guy then, eh? Smarter than everyone else?
25:00 <Loof> not everyone
25:00 <Loof> mr random virgin
26:00 <cita> Loof: Ah, fair enough... so, you're male and sexually inexperienced too? I grew up as a psychologist, there's better way to boast your self-esteem, dude.
27:00 <Loof> but i am older and wiser than most in here
27:00 <faux> Lmaooo kate
27:00 <faux> Did u just talk to jeggdrop
27:00 <JEggdrop> my legs are fucking massive, body structure is wide, my shoulders stick out like mother fuckers but then mah arms come into it, its true they out of preportion but its mah past actions that have created this
28:00 <Loof> why is there sooo many retards in here tonight?
28:00 <Loof> what are all the cool people doing?
29:00 <Loof> kate attracts the tards :P
29:00 <Loof> erect retard penises pointing at her from all angles
29:00 <faux> It's a bot
29:00 <faux> Rofl
29:00 <faux> That's why I'm dying
30:00 <cita> Loof: Yeah, it's an eggdrop bot.
31:00 <cita> Loof: You seem pretty preoccupied with sex, hey. There's a guy... Michael Argyle. He thought the motivation for sex and to talk about it goes down if you're getting any. A lot of research says he's right. 
31:00 <cita> Loof: So... how's that going for you, man?
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah - sex is a basic need
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> check out Maslow… 
32:00 <Loof> it's not a need
32:00 <Loof> i live without it
32:00 <Loof> in fact i dread it
32:00 <Loof> lol
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> according to Maslow, it's a basic need
33:00 <Loof> it's a need if you die if you dont have it
33:00 <Loof> you dont need sex
33:00 <faux> Agreed
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> ACCORDING TO MASLOW 
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes
34:00 <cita> Loof: It depends on how you define need I suppose. Psychology normally says it's a need because it motivates changes in behaviour.
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> read mofo
34:00 <Loof> spaslow can go suck droopy nuts
34:00 <Loof> i'm sure b1 will offer his up
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> um yeah
35:00 <cita> Loof: People are usually happier with it. Not everyone seeks it because it's linked to healthy endocrine functioning... hormone deficiencies and stuff can make people not care about it.
35:00 <cita> Loof: ...some medicines do too.
36:00 <Loof> i find the ones that talk about sex the most, get it the least
36:00 <faux> Agreed
36:00 <Loof> i got plenty in my twenty
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <faux> goodnight
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
37:00 <cita> faux: Good night.
38:00 <cita> Loof: Oh... it's probably not got a lot to do with anything, to be honest, in my opinion. Sometimes, sex is one of the three things humour can be about... the other two are "congruity-resolution" and "nonsense". People with an aggressive style of humour might call people names talking about sex.
39:00 <cita> Loof: In some cases, it might be a cultural thing.
39:00 <cita> Loof: Pretty random really
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> most things typed here are random
42:00 <cita> katatonic_kate01: I'm hungry... but like, I don't want to walk outside to the servo. I should go to sleep too... need to get up for work. Not doing either though... not sure why.
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> see- RANDOM 
43:00 <cita> katatonic_kate01: Yar, ...or they reflect like human evolutionary historical and sociocultural influences.
43:00 <ThirteenthOrder> WHY THE FUCK IS LOREWALKER CHO WINNING GAMES ON TURN 2? lol
44:00 <cita> * history
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> they reflect….
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, they're being random
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> who the fuck is lore walker cho….
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> more to the point, do i need to know....
45:00 <cita> katatonic_kate01: Haha... don't say that. If it's random, I shouldn't have a job.
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> you get paid to chat on irc?
46:00 <cita> katatonic_kate01: LOL... nah, but all my skills are in social sciences... psychology, sociology, economics and whatever.
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> or right - what is it you actually do?
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh*
51:00 <cita> katatonic_kate01: Policy in the federal public service
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> how very interesting 
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> what policy area?
53:00 <cita> it's an economic policy section
54:00 <cita> I can't be super specific because it would identify the team I work in and doing that on IRC wouldn't be ideal.
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> i see
55:00 <cita> katatonic_kate01: Yar, what do you get up to? Uni student I'm guessing.
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw that's just a side gig 
14:00 <StrykingX> Hullo
14:00 <Loof> fucking envato cunts are taking forever to approve my wordpress plugin
14:00 <Loof> i need money damnit
14:00 <Loof> lol
15:00 <Student> you too Hullo 
15:00 <Loof> hey man
16:00 <StrykingX> Sup
17:00 <Loof> just improving my plugin
17:00 <Loof> shortcodes aren't enough
18:00 <Loof> i need it to be totally retard proof
18:00 <Loof> and I wrote a new gumtree ad
18:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hello StrykerX
20:00 <British^Meat> i also extend greetings to Snoopys_Gunship and StrykerX
20:00 <British^Meat> only
21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey British^Meat :)
21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> whats doing man
22:00 <British^Meat> im breaking wind
22:00 <British^Meat> and offloading vids from my go pro
24:00 <Student> :)
24:00 <Loof> oh fuck somebody ban Student for christ's sake
25:00 <Loof> he's such a wannabe troll
26:00 <Loof> and he smells like pee
27:00 <Loof> i'd be showing kindness to him if i said Student smells like three week old stale pee and rotting cum
27:00 <Clarkson> went hogs breath last night, was shit
28:00 <Loof> i ended up with vag breath last night, was aight
29:00 <ShadowLurker> loof like you can talk calling ppl trolls
29:00 <ShadowLurker> fucking hell
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bahahahaha
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> WANKER
41:00 <h20> snoops
41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yo h20
47:00 <Serenity> snore
48:00 <h20> 420
48:00 <h20> time
52:00 <Loof> sooo hungry
52:00 <Loof> pasta bog sounds good
52:00 <Loof> with a fucktonne of cheese
52:00 <Loof> i want nachos
56:00 <ShadowLurker> 420? its only tues morning whats wrong with you
13:00 <British^Meat> indeed
13:00 <British^Meat> it kinda just ruins the whole day
13:00 <StrykingX> Its 4.20 somewhere I guess? 
14:00 <StrykingX> Does seem more like a Christopher thing though 
14:00 <Student> seem like a drug
14:00 <Loof> weed is fine
14:00 <ShadowLurker> def a chris/pieter/loof/etc thing
14:00 <Loof> not even a drug
15:00 <ShadowLurker> just fucked up all day
15:00 <Loof> alcohol on the other hand
15:00 <ShadowLurker> contribute nothing
15:00 <British^Meat> lol Loof
15:00 <Loof> now there's a problem
15:00 <British^Meat> oh fuck not him too
15:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh def him
15:00 <British^Meat> "POT IS NOT A DRUG"
15:00 <British^Meat> Just.... wow
15:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahah
15:00 <Serenity> look i understand weed is pre cool but plz stop saying its not a drug
15:00 <Serenity> it is
15:00 <ShadowLurker> right
15:00 <Loof> it's a herb
15:00 <Serenity> coffee is a drug. weed most def is a drug
15:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck sake
16:00 <British^Meat> OPIUM IS NOT A DRUG
16:00 <Loof> yeah but not a hard drug
16:00 <Serenity> it doesnt make it not a drug though
16:00 <Loof> yeah true
16:00 <Loof> you got me there
16:00 <Serenity> dont let this idiotic server taint the word drug
16:00 <ShadowLurker> hes just justifying being a junkie
16:00 <British^Meat> IKR
16:00 <British^Meat> dont be ashamed of tokin the weed
16:00 <Serenity> the word doesnt mean you're frothing at the mouth with a fit hanging out your arm
17:00 <ShadowLurker> if you wake up, and think, "i hafta haz a bong"
17:00 <ShadowLurker> you have a problem
17:00 <Loof> is sugar a drug?
17:00 <Loof> it's addictive as fuck
17:00 <Student> Drug, aid for handicapped
18:00 <Serenity> you know what loof i dont know tbh
18:00 <Loof> i finished all my pythons
18:00 <Loof> :(
18:00 <Serenity> i believe the definition is a substance that effects the nervous system
18:00 <Serenity> but im not sure
19:00 <ShadowLurker> a drug is a medicine or other substance which has a physiological effect when ingested or otherwise introduced into the body.
19:00 <Doodle> weed isnt a drug
19:00 <British^Meat> ive been stoned 4 times this yr, its just not as fun as it used to be
19:00 <Doodle> its a plant
19:00 <Doodle> if you happen to dry it out and smoke it
19:00 <British^Meat> but i dont get the whole denying pot is a drug or deny smoking it
19:00 <British^Meat> im all for it, go nuts
19:00 <Loof> but so is heroin poppies
19:00 <Serenity> oh lord
19:00 <ShadowLurker> theres a time n place for it
19:00 <Doodle> poppies arent a drug
19:00 <Doodle> heroin is
19:00 <Loof> true
19:00 <Serenity> its a fucking drug if you put it in your body
20:00 <Doodle> so are redskins a drug
20:00 <Loof> cocaine is a hell of a drug
20:00 <Doodle> or iced vovos
20:00 <Student> so meat is a drug?
20:00 <British^Meat> huuuuuuuuuh?
20:00 <Loof> yes if they can get you laid
20:00 <ShadowLurker> vovos def are a drug
20:00 <Serenity> rob are you being an idiot on purpose
20:00 <Doodle> no
20:00 <Doodle> its pure accident
21:00 <Serenity> cool
21:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Kat Williams - Weed (Steve Porter Remix).mp3 (4.57MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:59)
21:00 <Loof> fap fap fap
22:00 <Doodle> wtf
22:00 <Loof> god i could use some sex
22:00 <Loof> should wake the beast up
22:00 <StrykingX> Go ask ya mrs
22:00 <Doodle> loool
22:00 <Loof> i might
22:00 <British^Meat> wake her up?
22:00 <British^Meat> its gone midday
22:00 <StrykingX> Or just yell surprise and jam it in 
22:00 <Serenity> sorry im in clean mode
22:00 <Loof> ROFL
22:00 <Doodle> oh
22:00 <StrykingX> When she complainz.. "i fried" 
23:00 <Loof> lol
23:00 <Doodle> i thought you were making a comment on my personal hygiene
23:00 <Serenity> no lol
23:00 <British^Meat> Serenity always makes it personal
23:00 <British^Meat> literally ruins austnet
23:00 <Serenity> everything gets a go when im in clean mode
23:00 <Doodle> hot
23:00 <StrykingX> Nah she wasn't.. That's a new area all together Doodle 
24:00 <Doodle> excuse me
24:00 <StrykingX> Everything Serenity? 
24:00 <Doodle> my hygiene is impeccable
24:00 <Doodle> i'm clean enough to eat off
24:00 <Serenity> everything.
24:00 <Serenity> orly
24:00 <Doodle> ;)
25:00 <Doodle> actually no i havent had a shower yet but i've hardly been running a marathon on bed
25:00 <Doodle> *in
26:00 <Serenity> haha
26:00 <Serenity> i was going to say dirty doodle.. but yeah
26:00 <Doodle> lol ew
26:00 <Serenity> bit much
26:00 <Doodle> i should wash my car today since the sun is out
27:00 <Doodle> for the first time in a week
27:00 <StrykingX> Man
27:00 <StrykingX> I feel sorry for whoever uses that toilet next
27:00 <Doodle> tmi
28:00 <StrykingX> At a workshop waiting for work car repairs
28:00 <Doodle> me too
28:00 <StrykingX> Exciting times 
28:00 <Loof> this hosting the chick i'm doing the website for is using expects me to contact them every time my dynamic external ip address changes to be able to update her website!
28:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11667501_684721984992779_4092965799981231524_n.jpg?oh=e2b4ca177c054ea765b2ad4fe53f47b2&oe=5622FB0D
28:00 <Loof> redic
28:00 <Doodle> waiting 4 a m8
28:00 <StrykingX> So get a static ip
28:00 <Loof> don't go with hostpapa
28:00 <StrykingX> Not rocket science 
28:00 <Loof> that would require changing from optus
28:00 <Loof> i'm on a contract
29:00 <StrykingX> Optus does static for an additional fee. 
29:00 <Doodle> give ma balloon i'll do static for free
29:00 <Doodle> *me
29:00 <Loof> i'm not paying monthly extra for one website i'm doing for a chick
29:00 <Loof> fuck hostpapa
29:00 <Doodle> yeah!
30:00 <Loof> godaddy works fine
30:00 <Loof> how much extra?
30:00 <StrykingX> No idea
30:00 <Loof> she'll have to get a lawyer
30:00 <Doodle> son
30:00 <Loof> cause they're not giving her money back
30:00 <Doodle> better get a reallll good one
31:00 <Loof> and she can't use wordpress
31:00 <Loof> if she cant update the site
31:00 <Loof> she's with optus too :/
31:00 <Loof> sucks
31:00 <Loof> nearly everyone has a dynamic ip
31:00 <Loof> hostpapa so stupid
31:00 <Loof> she just went for the cheapest shit she could find
31:00 <Loof> her fault
32:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/18730_1021030251274371_5998395722940805992_n.jpg?oh=b1c455ebf045061cce06eb9b130a53fc&oe=56261AF0
32:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe.mp3 (3.87MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:13)
32:00 <Student> nice track 
32:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
32:00 <Student> you too , hallo
34:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/v/t1.0-9/252772_10150871619761074_1146807789_n.jpg?oh=26dec90cbf408552cb89f70138b9ca8d&oe=561509F0
34:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
34:00 <ShadowLurker> claims to make websites... uses godaddy
34:00 <ShadowLurker> (y)
35:00 <Student> :)
36:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Mika - Relax, Take It Easy.mp3 (5.19MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 3:46)
36:00 <TheRiddler> squarespace
36:00 <TheRiddler> is better
37:00 <Doodle> pornhub is better
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
40:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Snow - Informer.mp3 (4.16MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:32)
40:00 <Doodle> freak
40:00 <Serenity> rub my tummy
41:00 <Doodle> eeeehehehhe
41:00 <Doodle> 'tummy'
41:00 <Serenity> hehehe
41:00 <British^Meat> lol oh god, informer
41:00 <Serenity> i promise i will only bear trap you a little bit
41:00 <British^Meat> back in the day it was literally the shit
41:00 <Doodle> its ok i'm into it
41:00 <Doodle> yeh its a top song
41:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
42:00 <Doodle> A LICKY BOOM BOOM DOWNNNNNNNNNNNN
42:00 <British^Meat> lol
42:00 <ShadowLurker> LET ME HEAR YOU SAY WAAYYOOOOOOO
42:00 <Doodle> lmao
42:00 <Doodle> dooont stoooop mooovin bb
42:00 <Doodle> etc etc
42:00 <Loof> 1pm and she's still asleep lazy bitch
42:00 <Clarkson> i just dont masturbate over sport like most aussies
42:00 <ShadowLurker> is that right Clarkson
42:00 <British^Meat> I think there was almost war between Informer and Kriss Kross's Jump
43:00 <Clarkson> i deserve drugs putting up with little faggot cunts like ThirteenthOrder 
43:00 <Doodle> ahahahahahahahahaha
43:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahaha
43:00 <Doodle> i noticed he was on here last night
43:00 <Doodle> aspergering away to himself
43:00 <StrykingX> ThirteenthOrder still comes here? 
43:00 <StrykingX> Wow
44:00 <ShadowLurker> every now n then to talk to himself
44:00 <Doodle> [01:02] <JEggdrop> fuck you asshole
44:00 <Doodle> [01:02] <ThirteenthOrder> You fuck assholes?
44:00 <Doodle> [01:03] <ThirteenthOrder> You're such a slut, that slooders reject you before the first pass.
44:00 <Doodle> welcome to 1999
44:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahahaha
44:00 <Doodle> A LICKY BOOM BOOM DOWNNNNNNNNNNNN
44:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck i havnt heard slooder in forever
44:00 <Doodle> so steamy
44:00 <Student> thirteenthorder is netz?
45:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off student
45:00 <Doodle> yes, sure why not
45:00 <Serenity> godd why the fuck is everyone on this server so fucking stupid
45:00 <Doodle> its a pre requisite
45:00 <StrykingX> I haven't heard slooder since Netz
45:00 <Loof> i find people are equally stupid irl
45:00 <Doodle> /s au.astnet.org WAIT R U STUPD
46:00 <Doodle> YES COS I FORGOT THE U
46:00 <Doodle> GOD
46:00 <Serenity> I dont know any stupid people IRL
46:00 <StrykingX> Infact, he was the only one who said it
46:00 <Doodle> i know fuckinggggggggg heaps
46:00 <Serenity> well i dont associate with dumb people
46:00 <Loof> i see them every time i get on public transport
46:00 <StrykingX> Also, you forgot a U doodle
46:00 <Loof> or go to get my injection
46:00 <Doodle> no i left it out on purple
46:00 <Loof> people like chris
46:00 <Serenity> lol
46:00 <StrykingX> Loof, they're generally junkies
46:00 <Serenity> i dont use PT
46:00 <Serenity> thank god
46:00 <Loof> lucky u
47:00 <Doodle> cant do skids on pt
47:00 <Loof> otherwise you'd see some real tards
47:00 <ShadowLurker> are you on pt loof
47:00 <Doodle> lol
47:00 <Serenity> i used to though before i got my license
47:00 <ShadowLurker> i went on pt years ago cos i was a brokeass with no car
47:00 <British^Meat> lol Loof u once said u want to smash everyones head in on the bus/train because they "look at you funny and judge you"
47:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck that noise
47:00 <Serenity> im not sure i could live without a car these days
47:00 <Loof> every bus has a chris, every tram a pieter
48:00 <ShadowLurker> fucking mouthbreathers
48:00 <British^Meat> p p p paranoid
48:00 <Clarkson> this dickhead spills a whole fucking bottle of mayo on my sub
48:00 <Doodle> far out no jobs in this shit town, looks like i'm going to be a car salesman this year
48:00 <Serenity> jeez Clarkson thats rough
48:00 <Clarkson> thats classic shit
48:00 <ShadowLurker> thats unfortunate Clarkson
48:00 <Clarkson> so im just gonna say random shit every now and then
48:00 <Doodle> lol
48:00 <ShadowLurker> ROFL
48:00 <Serenity> lol.
48:00 <ShadowLurker> it doesnt lie
48:00 <British^Meat> https://youtu.be/9Tfxasm8o8g
48:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Live - Shit Towne Views: 37,303 Uploader: theJaydog Uploaded: Dec 28, 2008 Duration: 3m49s Rating: 4.95
48:00 <Serenity> i want to go to the top gear show damn it
48:00 <Doodle> trutsmeimacarsalesman
48:00 <Doodle> TRUTS
48:00 <ShadowLurker> TRUTS
48:00 <Doodle> fuck my typing
48:00 <Loof> i'd feel too guilty driving
48:00 <Loof> environment etc
49:00 <Doodle> piss off lol
49:00 <Doodle> good
49:00 <Serenity> lol
49:00 <Doodle> i was about to tear him a new asshole
49:00 <Serenity> redecorate
49:00 <Doodle> 900 buses an hour running on diesel is great for the environment and all
49:00 <StrykingX> I feel dirty when I have to use it 
50:00 <StrykingX> PT that is
50:00 <British^Meat> lol
50:00 <Student> :)
50:00 <stebie> :)
50:00 <Serenity> we have gas busses here
50:00 <ShadowLurker> our busses are on CNG now
50:00 <ShadowLurker> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
50:00 <Doodle> OH WELL LAH DI DAH
50:00 <ShadowLurker> oh fine
50:00 <Serenity> FUCK OFF YOU
50:00 <Doodle> PROBABLY COS ALL THW ABOS SNIFFED ALL THE PETROL
50:00 <Doodle> *THE
50:00 <Serenity> dude
50:00 <StrykingX> Yeah Perth buses use gas
50:00 <British^Meat> using the environment as an excuse to not drive is one ive not ever heard
50:00 <StrykingX> That's as far as technology goes over there
50:00 <StrykingX> :P
51:00 <Serenity> StrykingX you haventbeen here for nearly 7 years
51:00 <Serenity> id shut up
51:00 <Serenity> 6*
51:00 <StrykingX> Oh.. 
51:00 <StrykingX> There's highrises now? 
51:00 <StrykingX> :>
51:00 <Serenity> .
51:00 <ShadowLurker> .
51:00 <Serenity> you tried that back then lol
51:00 <Serenity> there was 12 of them
51:00 <Serenity> lol
52:00 <StrykingX> 12!
52:00 <StrykingX> How cute
52:00 <ShadowLurker> get him Clarkson
52:00 <Clarkson> what a night fuck
52:00 <Serenity> only night Clarkson?
52:00 <Clarkson> im all over that shit
52:00 <ShadowLurker> what the fuck is a night fuck
52:00 <StrykingX> A fuck that happens at night? 
52:00 <Doodle> exactly what it says
52:00 <ShadowLurker> mmmm fuck
52:00 <Clarkson> You fucking yob. 
52:00 <StrykingX> Mmm night
53:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck up Clarkson
53:00 <Clarkson> because every bastard is getting ripped off
53:00 <Doodle> 2rite
53:00 <Serenity> god i have to go finish the kitchen
53:00 <Serenity> ceebs
53:00 <ShadowLurker> FEEB
53:00 <Doodle> i have to ring up about a job
53:00 <Doodle> effort
53:00 <Doodle> being nice
53:00 <British^Meat> haha, feeeeeb, one boiled egg
53:00 <ShadowLurker> how do you spell egg feeeeeb
53:00 <Doodle> .
53:00 <StrykingX> On
54:00 <StrykingX> Fuck brains running ahead of fingers again
54:00 <British^Meat> feeeb hello?
54:00 <Serenity> DONT SPELL IT JUST REMEMBER IT
54:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
54:00 <Doodle> excuse me, can i just ask, where do your eggs come from?
55:00 <Doodle> ... hens vaginas?
55:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
55:00 <British^Meat> Thank you Mr Twat...
55:00 <British^Meat> No, its Cunt
56:00 <Doodle> my yugoslavian guest house paradiso movie poster is my most prized possession
56:00 <Doodle> tho they called it motel paradiso
56:00 <British^Meat> crikey
56:00 <Serenity> i want it
56:00 <Doodle> lol $10 off ebay
56:00 <Doodle> and like $200 for the frame
56:00 <Serenity> i should get one
56:00 <Doodle> there arent any
56:00 <Doodle> :P
56:00 <Serenity> IS THAT A DARE??
57:00 <Doodle> its from the former yugoslavia
57:00 <Doodle> so good luck :P
57:00 <Student> Taken 
57:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Gorillaz - DARE.mp3 (3.73MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:04)
57:00 <Serenity> youre a fucking downer arent you
57:00 <Doodle> *downie
57:00 <Doodle> O__   (o)
58:00 <ShadowLurker> debby downer
58:00 <Doodle> debbie does downies
58:00 <Doodle> ok enough of this mindless trouser banter
58:00 <ShadowLurker> Clarkson doodles being a cunt
58:00 <Clarkson> its a game -- always will be wthout the full on creepy chalkboards n shit bwith her n the goose of a whatrevee he is
58:00 <Doodle> ok
58:00 <ShadowLurker> oh ok
58:00 <Doodle> lol
58:00 <Doodle> Clarkson where are May and Hammond
58:00 <Clarkson> My chemical romance, I've never fucking heard the cunts. 
59:00 <Doodle> hahah
59:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahaha
59:00 <Doodle> ok
59:00 <Doodle> bbl luvrs
59:00 <Doodle> o/
59:00 <ShadowLurker> i should make it say topgear quotes
59:00 <Doodle> SOME SAY
59:00 <Doodle> etc
59:00 <Serenity> lol
00:00 <Serenity> ok im going to
01:00 <ShadowLurker> like "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you."
02:00 <StrykingX> Never have truer words been spoken. 
03:00 <ShadowLurker> “Hollywood movies are designed for 15-year-old youths from North Dakota who, intellectually speaking, are on equal terms with a British zoo animal.”
05:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
05:00 <ShadowLurker> A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.
06:00 <StrykingX> Lolol
06:00 <Student> :)
06:00 <StrykingX> Close enough 
18:00 <ShadowLurker> faux
18:00 <faux> Yes
18:00 <ShadowLurker> ur mates back did you see
18:00 <gs69azza> faux
18:00 <faux> Which m8
18:00 <Clarkson> he's such a raging faggot
18:00 <gs69azza> damn, didn't work for me
19:00 <gs69azza> owait
19:00 <gs69azza> yew
19:00 <gs69azza> nah I'm bored
19:00 <faux> Who's thay
19:00 <ShadowLurker> daniel 2.0
19:00 <faux> Oh ye I saw haha
19:00 <ShadowLurker> kate was talking to it
19:00 <faux> Last night people were arguing with him
19:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
19:00 <faux> I know I was like did u just talk to him
19:00 <faux> And thirteenthorder
19:00 <faux> Was having a full convo
19:00 <faux> Rofl
19:00 <ShadowLurker> lool
20:00 <gs69azza> dafek
20:00 <faux> Ffff I'm in so much pain 
20:00 <faux> Someone kill me pls
20:00 <gs69azza> ok
20:00 <faux> Ty
21:00 <gs69azza> when and where?
21:00 <Student> password?
21:00 <gs69azza> i dr0ve todai
21:00 <faux> Here n now pls
21:00 <gs69azza> had to drive through kingsgrove and shiz
21:00 <faux> Y 4
21:00 <gs69azza> t4 line is getting repairs for the week
22:00 <gs69azza> so I either get dropped off at sutherland or I just drive
22:00 <smashmouse> howz ur penis
22:00 <Clarkson> its slimey as fuck too
22:00 <smashmouse> howz ur penis Clarkson?
22:00 <Clarkson> its fucking annoiying
22:00 <faux> Lol
22:00 <smashmouse> werd
22:00 <smashmouse> lelz
22:00 <Serenity> man clean kitchens rule
22:00 <Serenity> im gonna make everyone eat outside from now on
22:00 <faux> Clean everything rules 
23:00 <Serenity> well yeah
23:00 <Serenity> but i love clean kitchens the mostest
23:00 <Serenity> oh nooo
23:00 <faux> Help meeeeeeeerr
23:00 <faux> For teh love of god
24:00 <faux> Ph god I need a hot water bottle so bad
24:00 <ShadowLurker> put the tens thingo on thatll fix it
24:00 <faux> The what
24:00 <gs69azza> my kitchen is where I prepare my jabs and food
24:00 <gs69azza> it's a good place to be
24:00 <smashmouse> mum can eat outside from now on!
24:00 <faux> -_-
24:00 <smashmouse> and have sex
24:00 <ShadowLurker> electric muscle zappy thing
24:00 <ShadowLurker> stops them hurting
24:00 <smashmouse> we know u have a lot of sex in the kitchen bro
25:00 <Serenity> tens machine
25:00 <faux> Idk what that is
25:00 <gs69azza> nah I don't
25:00 <gs69azza> I have sex in bed or in the car
25:00 <gs69azza> no where else really
25:00 <faux> No shower?
25:00 <faux> Golly
25:00 <Serenity> i love our new shower
25:00 <gs69azza> I was late for work in wollongong 2 weekends ago because I pulled over and fkd her on the side of the freeway
25:00 <Serenity> i could stand in there for hours
25:00 <gs69azza> nah shes like tiny short
26:00 <gs69azza> so i have to lift her up and hold her against the wall
26:00 <gs69azza> cold tiles
26:00 <faux> And?
26:00 <gs69azza> she complains
26:00 <gs69azza> etc etc
26:00 <faux> That's the best bit
26:00 <Serenity> piss weak
26:00 <gs69azza> so bedroom, car
26:00 <faux> Gay
26:00 <faux> Lol
26:00 <gs69azza> that's about it
26:00 <gs69azza> boring as shit
26:00 <Clarkson> all coz I said Nik Fish was a cheese merchant and a cunt
26:00 <faux> Bend her over
26:00 <gs69azza> I came home last friday pissed off
26:00 <Serenity> oh ok Clarkson
26:00 <Clarkson> no nazi had anything
26:00 <faux> Kelly Clarkson 
26:00 <Clarkson> dats a ooooge bitch
26:00 <faux> Lmaoooo
26:00 <Serenity> LOL
26:00 <faux> Whatttt
27:00 <gs69azza> and took my cock out and slapped her across the face with it till she started sucking it in the loungeroom, then I just threw her on my shoulder and walked to the bedroom
27:00 <Serenity> ahahah
27:00 <faux> That was perfect
27:00 <Clarkson> its a dick
27:00 <ShadowLurker> LMFAO
27:00 <smashmouse> in the car
27:00 <Serenity> AHAHA'
27:00 <smashmouse> never had sex inna car
27:00 <Serenity> this thing rules
27:00 <faux> Did u just steal al Daniels quotes
27:00 <faux> Or are they new
27:00 <Serenity> nah its all melb quotes
27:00 <faux> Ahaha
27:00 <faux> Oh
27:00 <ShadowLurker> i processed 5 years of melb logs
27:00 <Serenity> from like the last 6 years
27:00 <ShadowLurker> 5/6
27:00 <Serenity> ^
27:00 <faux> That's cool
28:00 <ShadowLurker> 131820 lines of abuse
28:00 <faux> Clarkson where ur head ar
28:00 <Clarkson> I still have some porn to watch
28:00 <Serenity> so theyve all actually been said at some poiint
28:00 <faux> Oh ye
28:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
28:00 <Serenity> which makes it even funnier
28:00 <gs69azza> 5 years
28:00 <gs69azza> it's a long time
28:00 <faux> Clarkson make me lunch pls ty
28:00 <Clarkson> my slut mother had a slew of drunken physically abusive partners
28:00 <gs69azza> like that thing you tagged me in the other day Serenity 
28:00 <faux> Oh
28:00 <smashmouse> a slew!
28:00 <Serenity> yeah aaron
28:00 <smashmouse> Mine hard a Viking horde!
28:00 <Serenity> feels like a life time ago
29:00 <smashmouse> who ma daddy who ma daddy?
29:00 <gs69azza> it does
29:00 <Serenity> i was still staying at my mums place after breaking up with my ex when we used to do all that stuff
29:00 <gs69azza> so much has changed
29:00 <Serenity> it almost doesnt even feel real anymore
30:00 <faux> 5 yrs ago is when i joined austnet
30:00 <Student> 10 yrs
31:00 <gs69azza> yeah abouit 9 or 10 for me
31:00 <gs69azza> same
31:00 <gs69azza> I got told I look like I'm 33
31:00 <faux> Lol
31:00 <gs69azza> I was like wtf
31:00 <ShadowLurker> amost 20yr for me
31:00 <Student> joined here 15 years back 
32:00 <faux> I get told I look 16
32:00 <ShadowLurker> 20 next year
32:00 <faux> :'(
32:00 <gs69azza> I wish I was 16
32:00 <Serenity> that post said 5 years ago but the skype and stikam nights were 6 years ago
32:00 <gs69azza> stickam
32:00 <ShadowLurker> nope 20yrs in 2016
32:00 <gs69azza> those were the days
32:00 <Serenity> because its 7 years since i broke up with the ex this year
32:00 <ShadowLurker> i joined in 96
32:00 <gs69azza> 96 I was in the 2nd grade
32:00 <faux> Fukn skype 
32:00 <faux> Skyped simby last night til 2am I blame him for being tired
33:00 <Serenity> we all used to stay up till 3-4am my time
33:00 <Serenity> on skype and stickam
33:00 <faux> I'm not used to staying up anymore
33:00 <Serenity> i was tired for like 6 months straight
33:00 <gs69azza> hahah yeah
33:00 <Serenity> lol
33:00 <faux> Loll
33:00 <gs69azza> i'm always tired
33:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
33:00 <faux> Past week I've even been sleeping late
33:00 <gs69azza> so doesnt matter
33:00 <faux> :'(
33:00 <faux> Hate it
33:00 <Student> :)
33:00 <gs69azza> I get to sleep around 2 and up at 6
33:00 <Serenity> i love to sleep in but then i hate it too because it ruins the day for me
34:00 <faux> I can't sleep in I wish  could
34:00 <gs69azza> i worked 2-10 for like 18 months, I went to bed like 7am each day lol
34:00 <faux> I get ip between 6 and 7 everyday 
34:00 <gs69azza> 2-10pm
34:00 <faux> Yucky
34:00 <gs69azza> yeah I have been the past few weeks
34:00 <gs69azza> my body hates me
34:00 <faux> Sucks
34:00 <gs69azza> saturday I'm up at like 630\
35:00 <Serenity> ok im going to kmart
35:00 <Serenity> bbs
35:00 <faux> Buy me a giraffe for my b day ty
35:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
35:00 <gs69azza> when is your bday?
35:00 <faux> 10th
35:00 <ShadowLurker> every year
35:00 <ShadowLurker> im skipping my bday this year
35:00 <gs69azza> shit every year?
35:00 <Student> :)
35:00 <gs69azza> yeah I want to skip mine too
35:00 <faux> Student is so weird
36:00 <ShadowLurker> student is fucked
36:00 <faux> Why does he keep randomly smiling 
36:00 <faux> Lol
36:00 <faux> Hi guise I'm still here *smile*
36:00 <ShadowLurker> remember when longie banned him for saying ummm every 2 mins
36:00 <Student> what does a 5yr old user know about smile 
36:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off Student
37:00 <faux> Saying I've only been on austnet for 5 years isn't insulting 
37:00 <faux> U know that rigjt
37:00 <Student> nice of you to remember that ShadowLurker 
37:00 <ShadowLurker> like i said, fuck off Student
38:00 <Student> come on ShadowLurker , i am not relocating your gas hole
39:00 <ShadowLurker> .
44:00 <faux> Lmao
44:00 <faux> What even
46:00 <gs69azza>   I just need my dick sucked
46:00 <Clarkson> your words dont mean shit
46:00 <gs69azza> and I'll be happy
46:00 <gs69azza> I turned down that porn star and she's pissed
50:00 <TheRiddler> who's the porn star?
50:00 <Clarkson> mattyd sup my nigga
53:00 <faux> Clarkson smd
53:00 <Clarkson> kotex, i have rum and ass
54:00 <faux> Pics of ass Clarkson 
54:00 <Clarkson> cause I'm a poor lazy cunt
54:00 <faux> Oh
55:00 <gs69azza> glutes
57:00 <faux> Pics
03:00 <Loof> tex mex is cooking
03:00 <Loof> went easy on the hotness
35:00 <Serenity> damn kmart
35:00 <Serenity> taking all my money
35:00 <StrykingX> Yeah.. How dare they?! 
37:00 <Loof> gaymart
38:00 <TheRiddler> sezz you should get the dinosaur mod for minecraft
38:00 <Serenity> i honestly havent played minecraft in like.. 12 months lol
39:00 <Loof> i honestly have played with my penis in like.. 12 minutes
39:00 <Clarkson> the other one was bigger n shit
40:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha
41:00 <Loof> i like my shits bigger n shit
41:00 <faux> Lmaooo clarkson
41:00 <Clarkson> im a cockhead
41:00 <faux> We know
42:00 <faux> Clarkson y u make so much sense
42:00 <Clarkson> fat piece of shit
42:00 <faux> Pmgz
42:00 <faux> :-(
42:00 <faux> How rude clarkson I thought we wos frendz
42:00 <Clarkson> i so lame i dont even know how to insert penis first only root girl did it
42:00 <TheRiddler> lol 
42:00 <faux> loll
42:00 <faux> Mannnnn
42:00 <TheRiddler> I see you're enjoying Clarkson
42:00 <Clarkson> I'm sexy and I know it.
42:00 <faux> I'm so sad to see so many people I know against the whole gay marriage thing
43:00 <faux> I don't get it it doesn't even concern them
43:00 <Serenity> The entire thing has made me ragey
43:00 <Serenity> the things ive read.. omg
43:00 <faux> A friend of mine just posted saying he's against it
43:00 <Serenity> :(
43:00 <faux> And any of the SICK MINDS on his fb who are for it can delete him and his number 
43:00 <TokenDaRing> wtf
44:00 <faux> And one his friends who I don't know commented saying all gay people are pedophiles 
44:00 <faux> ...
44:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm against eating beans
44:00 <TokenDaRing> but I'm going to tell others they can't eat beans
44:00 <Serenity> i cannot fathom it
44:00 <faux> He's v religious 
44:00 <Serenity> like i actually ccannot understand why people care what other people do so much
44:00 <Serenity> its so strange
44:00 <faux> But I thought religion was about love and tolerance
44:00 <faux> :(
45:00 <Serenity> chick I know deleted me over my status about it all the other day
45:00 <Serenity> im like.. whatever no loss to me you bigot
45:00 <TokenDaRing> I figure if people delete you over that
45:00 <TokenDaRing> fuck them
45:00 <TokenDaRing> better off without
45:00 <Serenity> yup
45:00 <Serenity> i dont need people like that in my life
47:00 <faux> Bad
48:00 <StrykingX> Seriously 
48:00 <StrykingX> It doesn't effect their lives in any way
48:00 <StrykingX> Get over it
49:00 <TokenDaRing> if marriage were to go by christian values, divorce wouldn't be possible
49:00 <TokenDaRing> well no fault divorce anyway
49:00 <Serenity> I want to be able to understand their side. Like, most things im against or whatever I can see the other persons side
49:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
49:00 <Serenity> but i can legit not even get how they thing the way they do
49:00 <TokenDaRing> I try to see the side of people who oppose same sex marriage
49:00 <TokenDaRing> and I can't see anything
50:00 <Serenity> theres nothing there to see lol
50:00 <TokenDaRing> if "you" don't want it, no one is forcing you to do it
50:00 <Serenity> its just pure hate and bigotry
50:00 <TokenDaRing> lol
50:00 <Serenity> I DONT SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE! thats great.. dont go get gay married then.. the end
51:00 <Taco> tbh marriage is a religious ritual. Dunno why gays want the approval of religions that dispise them. Why not have the same thing, but call it something else, just to say fuck you to religion
51:00 <Taco> if I were gay thats what I'd want
51:00 <TokenDaRing> Taco: it's now a cultural ritual
51:00 <Serenity> what a load of shit
51:00 <Serenity> im married
51:00 <Serenity> im not religious at all and there was no religion involved
51:00 <smashmouse> my dick, bigger than a bridge
51:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
52:00 <TokenDaRing> marriage isn't about religion
52:00 <smashmouse> your dick, look like a little kids!
52:00 <TokenDaRing> not anymore
52:00 <smashmouse> XD
52:00 <Taco> I still think its worth distancing from the religious origins
52:00 <Serenity> marriage was around BEFORE christianity or catholic reliugion
52:00 <Serenity> just because those pedos decided they wanted the act, doesnt mean its theirs
52:00 <faux> Yeah I said the same thing to a friend the other day 
53:00 <faux> That atheists get married
53:00 <faux> Lol
53:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah I'm getting married
53:00 <Taco> Before Christianity there was judaism
53:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm not religious in anyway
53:00 <Serenity> there was not one religious thing about our wedding
53:00 <TokenDaRing> Taco: and before Judaism?
53:00 <faux> He's like ye well they shouldn't 
53:00 <faux> Ok
53:00 <Serenity> lol top argument
53:00 <TokenDaRing> there was a lot of shit around before Judaism
53:00 <Serenity> GOD its making me stabby now
53:00 <Taco> Whatever the messopotanians did
53:00 <TokenDaRing> and was marriage specific only to that region/religion?
53:00 <TokenDaRing> because tbh, that's a piss weak argument
54:00 <TokenDaRing> if that's all you have, you're literally just flailing around with wet cardboard
54:00 <Taco> Messopotamia is basically the foundations of most religion
54:00 <Taco> Religions steal things
54:00 <TokenDaRing> you mean like
54:00 <TokenDaRing> native indians?
54:00 <Serenity> marriage means so much to so many different people. why is it up to a church to tell us what it means
54:00 <TokenDaRing> the incans?
54:00 <TokenDaRing> the Aboriginals?
54:00 <Taco> indians don't have "marriage" as such, but they have a similar counterpart
55:00 <Serenity> sounds like you're fluffing about a word
55:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
55:00 <TokenDaRing> thing is Taco
55:00 <TokenDaRing> no one cares what you want
55:00 <Taco> I care!
55:00 <TokenDaRing> there are gay people who want to get married, a lot of people
55:00 <TokenDaRing> so if you don't like it, don't get married to a man
55:00 <Serenity> and it should be their given right as humans
55:00 <TokenDaRing> easy fucking solution
55:00 <Serenity> toi be allowed to do it
55:00 <Clarkson> Bull semen laced with the finest Goat Milk.
55:00 <Taco> I hope they do it in churches wearing pretty dresses
55:00 <Serenity> how many people actually get married in chruches anymore
56:00 <Serenity> besides devout religious people
56:00 <British^Meat> i dínt
56:00 <Serenity> even if they wanted to unless they were active memebers of that church they wont be allowed to
56:00 <Serenity> just like everyone else
56:00 <TheRiddler> both of my sister's got married in a park
57:00 <TheRiddler> British^Meat there are marth amiibos back in stock with eb games
57:00 <Taco> beehhh wants to marry norrel in a church
57:00 <British^Meat> jah
57:00 <British^Meat> i have one, it is unopened :/
57:00 <British^Meat> where the fuck is my samus?
58:00 <Serenity> it should be illegal for that fuckjwit to marry anyone
58:00 <TheRiddler> also mightyape.com.au has wii fit trainer
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> bonjour bitches!
58:00 <TheRiddler> I have a samus
58:00 <smashmouse> woo beard!
58:00 <British^Meat> bastard
58:00 <smashmouse> cept how it tickles my nose
58:00 <smashmouse> :o
58:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh should be neutered
58:00 <TokenDaRing> for the safety of all
58:00 <Serenity> http://valerietarico.com/2012/03/29/captive-virgins-polygamy-sex-slaves-what-marriage-would-look-like-if-we-actually-followed-the-bible/
58:00 <TheRiddler> I pre-ordered it
58:00 <TheRiddler> because I was told they'd be very limited with most
58:00 <Taco> TokenDaRing, that won't do any good, he's gay.
59:00 <TokenDaRing> no
59:00 <smashmouse> hahaha token
59:00 <TokenDaRing> he's not gay
59:00 <British^Meat> im hoping to get a zero suit samus, then i'll be happy
59:00 <smashmouse> as if tho
59:00 <smashmouse> he had one gf n she was a beast
59:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt mind sisterwives
59:00 <smashmouse> like off of the African plains.
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> too bad it's polygamy not polyamory lol
59:00 <gs69azza> yes]
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> that is'accepted' in ze bible 
00:00 <smashmouse> my bad I thought you typed beagle
01:00 <Serenity> there is polygamy in the bible also
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. i was just reading
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> polyamory is a tad different to polygamy… 
01:00 <Serenity> id have to be first wife
01:00 <Serenity> im not answering to no bitch
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:00 <Serenity> anyway if these people actually read the bible they preach, some dude getting his dong huffed by another dude is the least of their worries
03:00 <StrykingX> Just scared of something "different" 
04:00 <StrykingX> Nothing more
04:00 <British^Meat> anyways TheRiddler, im not out to collect em all, just the cool ones i want. When i get the samus(s) and a Ryu, i'll need no more. how many u got?
04:00 <Taco> I road raged a guy yesterday. Geez it was fun
05:00 <Serenity> I road raged about an hour ago when some moose knuckle in a BMW cut me off at a round about'
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> I saw an awesome bible yesterday actually
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll see if I can find it
05:00 <Taco> After having him sit behind me for 20 minutes with his highbeam on, I pull over, let him pass, then follow him with my highbeam on. After 2 minutes he pulls over and wants to fight
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://imgur.com/UiVBuIW
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> i resonates with me and it has no religious bullshit attached.
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> it**
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> I assume you didn't get out of the car taco, as you're still here….
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
07:00 <Taco> He says to me "mate what the fuck are you doing? I can't see where I'm going! I'm going to kick your fucking head in"
07:00 <smashmouse> pasta pasta with some mushrooms
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you said… wait a minute i need to put on my super hero outfit on….
08:00 <Taco> I say "oh? is that a friendly invitation to a fight? I kindly accept. But first can you turn your fucking highbeam off ya dipshit"
08:00 <Clarkson> i dont mind sucking a tranny cock if shes petite and slim
08:00 <smashmouse> and he said "I'll suck your dick baby"
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL… some peeps are fucking random!
08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai riddler :D
08:00 <smashmouse> [14:38] <Taco> I say "oh? is that a friendly invitation to a cocksuck? I kindly accept. But first can you turn your fucking highbeam off ya I love dicks"
08:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01
08:00 <TheRiddler> :)
09:00 <smashmouse> um um
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> tacoletta wouldn't have say fuck all…. lies. Next!
09:00 <smashmouse> TACOLETTA!
09:00 <smashmouse> rofl!!!!!!!!!
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> bows
09:00 <smashmouse> I make all the taco for teh boy in teh yard
10:00 <smashmouse> dayum rite taco suck so hard!
10:00 <Taco> learn 2 rhyme
10:00 <smashmouse> thank you for the compliment.
11:00 <smashmouse> go back to your network to complain about Austnet.
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> why, all rhyme and reason is lost here...
11:00 <smashmouse> lol
11:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.ozgameshop.com/wii-u-character-packs/nintendo-amiibo-super-smash-bros-samus-aran-metroid-character-figure
11:00 <TheRiddler> here you go British^Meat
11:00 <Taco> Also I'm extremely offended by your insults. It bothers me when somebody who regularly threatens violence to children attempts to state that they're superior to me
12:00 <British^Meat> dude thats like $10 more than it should be
12:00 <smashmouse> Bet you are
12:00 <TheRiddler> yes I know
12:00 <TheRiddler> but not the ridiculous price of ebay
12:00 <British^Meat> i'll find one, one day, they are all mostly re-appearing
12:00 <smashmouse> hard to jerk off innit Taco when u cannae even get a stiff one 
12:00 <Taco> If you say so
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd, surely he isn't drinking whiskey at 3 in the arvo
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
13:00 <faux> Serenity you need to watch mob wives 
13:00 <smashmouse> say give me a blow job
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> you need to save the ED for after 1am
13:00 <smashmouse> someone say whiskey?
13:00 <British^Meat> whiskey isnt an alcoholic drink, didnt u know?
13:00 <smashmouse> that'd b nice later
14:00 <Taco> yea I'm drinking alcohol free whiskey
14:00 <Taco> coopers whiskey
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> so no ED for you!
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay!
14:00 <smashmouse> I've seen a lot of dumb shit
14:00 <smashmouse> and written it
14:00 <smashmouse> you take the cake.
14:00 <Taco> why the fuck do people drink alcohol free wine & beer anyway?
14:00 <Taco> are they all alcoholics?
14:00 <smashmouse> why you drunk right now?
14:00 <smashmouse> have some tea.
15:00 <smashmouse> I got a fresh pot
15:00 <Taco> go threaten some children fuckwit
15:00 <Taco> be the bigger man
15:00 <smashmouse> you're close enough to a child
15:00 <Serenity> yeah faux i have to dl it
15:00 <smashmouse> drink some tea or Jesus Christ will knock you out!
18:00 <Taco> I bought a tank of petrol. You jealous? Bet you could get really high off that shit
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> perhaps put some petrol on a tissue and sniff it… i hear it helps with sinus issues
19:00 <faux> It's so funny
19:00 <faux> Dramatic bitches
19:00 <Taco> nah thats chloroform
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok creep dawg, that's a lil alarming
21:00 <faux> Yum I'd do that petrol is amazing
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> just for the winter season n' stuff….
25:00 <smashmouse> loL@high offa petrol
25:00 <smashmouse> dunk your head in it.
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes, I wish you'd do that smash
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> but…. we can't always get what we want, right ?
28:00 <gs69azza> butt
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot wot in the butt
31:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.beatthebomb.com.au/accessories/wii_u/amiibo_character_samus
31:00 <TheRiddler> British^Meat
31:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.beatthebomb.com.au/accessories/wii_u/amiibo_character_pit
32:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.gamesmen.com.au/amiibo-figurine-samus
33:00 <TheRiddler> that 1 is 17.95
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you guys collect the… dolls ?
34:00 <TheRiddler> what dolls?
34:00 <TheRiddler> they're figures!
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> sorry!
34:00 <TheRon> yep, dolls
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> figures!
35:00 <TheRiddler> you cant dress them or such
35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you have a huge collection?
35:00 <TheRiddler> I collect them
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanna get the walking dead … figures!
35:00 <TheRiddler> I have a fair collection
35:00 <TheRiddler> the action figures or the popcap bobble head ones?
36:00 <TheRon> i'd rather get a beer
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> action figures
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ ron
36:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.mightyape.com.au/product/The-Walking-Dead-Governor-Action-Figure-TV-Series-6/22442316
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> the governor was a cunt
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> rick looks awesome
37:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.mightyape.com.au/attribute/44/Series/Walking-Dead-Figures
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahaha @ abraham
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> new series is coming out in Aug. I think… about how the outbreak began
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yew!
41:00 <British^Meat> +$10.95 postage TheRiddler
41:00 <British^Meat> and YES katatonic_kate01 i do!
41:00 <British^Meat> so ner!
41:00 <British^Meat> also, how does one achieve the small dots u do hmmmmmmmmmmm?
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> you do what?
41:00 <British^Meat> ...
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> ...
41:00 <British^Meat> buy dolls
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> like that
41:00 <British^Meat> but…
41:00 <British^Meat> dat
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh buy dolls - yeah I gave that up about …..23 years ago
42:00 <British^Meat> how to do that?
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> i remember my mum got me a fucking barbie doll when i was 12 :|
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the hell mum!
42:00 <British^Meat> what dolls did u buy?
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> like girly girl dolls
43:00 <TheRiddler> for which site?
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> like… my child and cabbage patch dolls
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> not sites, from the shop
43:00 <British^Meat> the gamesmen one
43:00 <British^Meat> but it matters not, im not that despo for one
43:00 <h20> cupcakes
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> like a regular department store, old school style
43:00 <British^Meat> one will arrive soon enough
44:00 <TheRiddler> oh
44:00 <TheRiddler> where do you live?
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> earth
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> mostly :P
45:00 <h20> still loving cupcakes katatonic_kate01
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> of course. Why would I ever stop loving them?
46:00 <h20> i dunno lol
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm waiting for someone to have another baby shower, so i can bring cockcakes
46:00 <TheRon> h20: you still like fish sticks?
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <h20> yuck
49:00 <British^Meat> i live in sa, the festival state
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> the church state
49:00 <British^Meat> i frequent #melbourne for the delightful chatter and banter
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh me too bm!
49:00 <TheRon> huh?
49:00 <British^Meat> gr8innit?
50:00 <TheRon> that sparkling repartee? 
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HizQonQiGPw
52:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: WTF Is Anal Oral? Views: 2,081,549 Uploader: BuzzFeedYellow Uploaded: Feb 21, 2015 Duration: 6m7s Rating: 4.24
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ah LOL!
52:00 <ShadowLurker> anal oral? is that like sucking a fart from her freckle
53:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> "there are untapped resources in the male butthole" 
53:00 <gs69azza> i like my ass eaten
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> you'll have to watch the vid!
53:00 <TheRon> there sure is
53:00 <Taco> gaaay
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> with a spoon
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
53:00 <gs69azza> of course
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> apparently not taco
53:00 <gs69azza> the only way to be done
54:00 <gs69azza> nah srs, it's not bad, took me a while to work out if i didn't like it or not
54:00 <gs69azza> felt weird the first time
56:00 <stylesp> hmm
56:00 <TheRon> get it on! bang a gong, get it on!
57:00 <stylesp> then do it
58:00 <TheRiddler> damn only xbox1 has pit boy editions
58:00 <TheRiddler> of fallout 4
58:00 <stylesp> then go and follow him into the pit
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> random
59:00 <faux> Do you kiss the girls who eat your ass
59:00 <faux> Delish
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd be saying, ah no!
00:00 <Taco> rim jobs feel pretty good tho
00:00 <TheRon> AHH NOP PEG!
01:00 <TheRon> NO PEG!
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, not so gay now!
02:00 <Taco> I once had this girl give me a rim job, and then I went to sleep. Didn't even fuck her. Although she was ugly. Totes exploited
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're such a giver taco!
02:00 <TheRon> taco is always thinking of others
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume/definitive-ranking-of-australian-lollies-and-chocolates?bffboz&utm_term=4ldqphp#.nmp8BJg6j
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> SIF
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> whoever made that list is lame
05:00 <TheRiddler> it's buzzfeed
05:00 <Taco> ah so this is what happened to the teeth
05:00 <TheRiddler> everything on buzzfeed is lame
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah buzz feed is pretty lame
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah taco, i have no teeth…. totes got me there...
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> no teeth make for the best blow jobs, all my clients love em!
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> my glass eye and wooden leg are also a huge hit!
13:00 <Taco> gummy gobbies at the womens refuge?
13:00 <Taco> seems legit
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, not into women.
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> side gig as a sex worker
14:00 <Clarkson> yeah Maurice we're just cunts though
18:00 <Doodle> woo home in time for 420
20:00 <Taco> bbl, stealing Doodle's car
20:00 <Doodle> good luck
21:00 <Taco> gone in 60 seconds
22:00 <Doodle> i can see it
22:00 <TheRon> gone in 60 seconds is that sex tape i made
22:00 <Doodle> keke
26:00 <Ana_Ng> taco poo
27:00 <Serenity> omg faux
27:00 <faux> Yo
27:00 <Doodle> showdown on fb
27:00 <Doodle> lol
28:00 <faux> Yea my uncle is ruthless 
28:00 <faux> And so is my friend
28:00 <faux> She has no shame in telling him to shut up
28:00 <Serenity> im so so angry
28:00 <Serenity> like.. argh
28:00 <faux> I'm waiting for him to blast lori
28:00 <faux> Rofl
28:00 <Serenity> the way he thinks
28:00 <Serenity> its so many people
28:00 <Serenity> its just.. mind blowing
29:00 <TheRon> Lola, she walked like a woman but talk like a man
34:00 <Doodle> i want to join in and annoy the god botherers
34:00 <Doodle> but if theyre related to faux i'll be beheaded
34:00 <Doodle> :(
34:00 <TheRon> jews?
34:00 <Taco> http://inventorspot.com/files/images/20111005-ofc-01.img_assist_custom.jpg
35:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck up Ana_Ng
35:00 <ShadowLurker> damn scrolled
36:00 <TheRon> play nice kids
36:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
37:00 <TheRon> i want to ride my bicycle i want to ride my bike
37:00 <faux> Fuck up doodle
38:00 <TheRon> storm got it handed to them last night
39:00 <Serenity> so. mad.
39:00 <Doodle> lol
39:00 <Doodle> maybe we should all play charades
39:00 <Doodle> i'll go first
39:00 <ShadowLurker> its a duck
39:00 <Doodle> dammit
39:00 <ShadowLurker> im good
39:00 <TheRon> boogie nights?
39:00 <ShadowLurker> ok my turn
40:00 <Doodle> goldfinger
40:00 <ShadowLurker> bingo
40:00 <ShadowLurker> wow
40:00 <Doodle> wooooooooooo
40:00 <TheRon> cheech and chong
40:00 <TheRiddler> http://dudecomedy.com/redneck-girl-rants-on-facebook-why-incest-should-be-legalized/
40:00 <ShadowLurker> TheRiddler
40:00 <ShadowLurker> why are you looking up incest
41:00 <TheRon> he;s tasmanian??
41:00 <Doodle> lol
41:00 <TheRiddler> someone posted on my fb
42:00 <TheRon> i see a red door and i want it painted plack
42:00 <Doodle> loool
42:00 <Doodle> see that 
42:00 <TheRon> black
42:00 <Doodle> channel 7 helicopter
42:00 <Doodle> nothing
43:00 <Serenity> wot
43:00 <TheRon> wot
44:00 <Doodle> ;)
44:00 <Doodle> i was terrible when i got back from nam, violent.. short tempered..
44:00 <Doodle> mind you i was a bastard before i left too
44:00 <Clarkson> but this is the shit too 
45:00 <Serenity> lol
45:00 <Doodle> 420
45:00 <Doodle> again
46:00 <Dugnuts> only 26  mins late
46:00 <Doodle> 4 mins early in sa
46:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
46:00 <Dugnuts> but are you in SA?
46:00 <Doodle> mentally
47:00 <Doodle> i'm in sezz's bra
48:00 <Serenity> :o
48:00 <Serenity> hot Damn
48:00 <Doodle> ^_^
48:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Tight Fit - The Lion Sleeps Tonight.mp3 (2.91MB 128kbps Stereo 3:11)
48:00 <TheRon> if i was small honey i shrunk the kids style, i'd be in some chicks bra too
49:00 <Doodle> you dont need to be shrunk to fit in sezz's bra
49:00 <ShadowLurker> :o
49:00 <Serenity> its a bit warm in there atm. watch your step it might be slippwry
49:00 <Doodle> olawd
49:00 <Serenity> lool
50:00 <Doodle> A WIM O WEH
53:00 <faux> Lol sez
53:00 <faux> Glenda rocks
53:00 <Serenity> she makes so much sense lol
54:00 <Serenity> im too emotional to argue resonably today
54:00 <faux> Yeah 
55:00 <Serenity> i just wanna tell people they are cunts lol
55:00 <Taco> I like cunts aye
56:00 <Taco> esp little cunts
56:00 <TheRon> i like fucking cunts
58:00 <faux> LOL SEZ
58:00 <faux> BI OR CAN'T CHOOSE
58:00 <faux> WOWOWOWOWOWOWWOOW
58:00 <faux> wowwweeee
58:00 <faux> Pea brains
58:00 <Serenity> ughhhh
58:00 <Doodle> theres not such thing as bisexual its just greediness
58:00 <Serenity> im so offended
58:00 <Doodle> *no
58:00 <Serenity> nsnahshsk
59:00 <faux> I can't even comment
59:00 <Serenity> im just legit angry.. like
59:00 <TheRon> bi chicks doodle
59:00 <Serenity> FUCK
59:00 <Taco> fucking cunts aye
59:00 <Taco> yea they're alright
00:00 <Doodle> what about them TheRon
00:00 <TheRon> they're great
02:00 <TheRon> and we do the walk, the walk of life
04:00 <faux> Lol sez
04:00 <faux> U ratchet bitch
04:00 <Clarkson> my breaky is water, ciggy ...... but in saying that,... i get my kangaroo outa bed,.. in the potty tray for poop n piddle.... my dog,.... open door shes off for her thing...... then i get my patient outa bed,..  put pig in the pen with the 2 guard dogs... and then i might think of eating ricebubbles with  mykangroo for breaky... heheheheh
05:00 <faux> Stfu clarkson
05:00 <Clarkson> lol fart ass
05:00 <faux> Lmao
06:00 <Serenity>  fffssss lollll
06:00 <Serenity> ratchet life
06:00 <Serenity> lolll
06:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26f0jrepAPU ?
06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: MAN VS KANGAROO ROUND 3 Views: 45,770 Uploader: david labanca Uploaded: Mar 30, 2013 Duration: 6m38s Rating: 4.83
07:00 <TheRon> bear grylls' new show?
08:00 <faux> Oh god
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <faux> Doodle
12:00 <faux> Can u stop
12:00 <faux> He's 18.. 
12:00 <faux> Let it go 
12:00 <Doodle> sing me the song
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual hell
13:00 <TheRon> if he lets it go it will fall off
13:00 <Clarkson> batt shit crazy
13:00 <Doodle> lol 18
13:00 <Doodle> so he can legally be punched in the head
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yasssss
13:00 <Doodle> for being a bigot
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> no for being a a cunt :D
14:00 <Clarkson> I mean ... Ana_Ng gets her tits out but nobody describes those as magnificent. 
15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:00 <Doodle> i dont understand how you can put up a status like that and not expect a few 'passionate' responses
15:00 <TheRiddler> good 1 Clarkson
15:00 <Clarkson> why is there cum on your lip loof
15:00 <Doodle> especially considering your background
15:00 <Doodle> and your friends
16:00 <TheRiddler> who is 18?
17:00 <Serenity> so now im a stoner who cant decide who she wants to fuck LOL
17:00 <Serenity> its too ludicrous to be offended
17:00 <Doodle> yeah
17:00 <Doodle> it might be 18 but it's 4 or 5 mentally
18:00 <Doodle> cum fite me bro
18:00 <faux> Lol
18:00 <faux> Fuck sake
18:00 <Doodle> cum 2 syd 4 a punch on 
18:00 <faux> Shitstorm
18:00 <Serenity> hahaha
18:00 <TheRiddler> oh
18:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck
18:00 <Serenity> my status stayed much more civilised
18:00 <ShadowLurker> young cunts
18:00 <TheRiddler> I'm reading now
18:00 <faux> Lol I'm going to sound leb as fuck but my uncle would demolish u with a flick of the wrist
18:00 <faux> He's v ruthless
18:00 <Clarkson> o crap i thought vikings was on now
18:00 <Serenity> shut up Clarkson
18:00 <Doodle> gr8
18:00 <Clarkson> that was a fucking online meat market
19:00 <Serenity> oh
19:00 <Doodle> and yes that did sound leb as fuck
19:00 <faux> I know
19:00 <faux> That's what I said
19:00 <faux> But its da troof beo
19:00 <faux> Bro
19:00 <Doodle> i know, thats what i said
19:00 <faux> Etc
19:00 <Doodle> i dont know how you turned out so well
19:00 <Doodle> honestly
19:00 <Doodle> with those cockwits in you rlife
19:00 <Doodle> *your life
19:00 <faux> I'm the only non religious one
19:00 <faux> Lol
19:00 <faux> We always have disagreements like this
20:00 <Doodle> that explains it then
20:00 <Serenity> religion is terrifying
20:00 <Doodle> religion is for the feckless
20:00 <Doodle> and weak
20:00 <faux> He shakes his head at me
20:00 <Doodle> and stupid
20:00 <Doodle> and for people who dont have faith in themselves
20:00 <Doodle> and have to pin everything on some imaginary shit
20:00 <Doodle> when stuff goes wrong
21:00 <faux> They've even implied that I have anxiety Cos I've lost my way and turned my back on religion 
21:00 <faux> Which is v cool
21:00 <faux> Ty
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:00 <Doodle> pretty sure religion has ruined more lives than it has liberated
21:00 <ShadowLurker> id rather anxiety than religion
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> praise jesus
21:00 <Serenity> id take a baseball up my bum hole than have to deal with religion
21:00 <Serenity> far out
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <Doodle> considering every 2nd priest fucks children, mother theresa used peoples suffering and money to get 'closer to god' and never helped anyone, gandhi was a fucking lawyer and child rapist and the dalai lama wants to return to tibet to continue murdering his slaves 
22:00 <Doodle> religion can suck a big fat cock
22:00 <Clarkson> i hate that brazzers shit
22:00 <faux> Doodle
22:00 <Serenity> you are not putting a baseball up my bum hole ShadowLurker
22:00 <faux> I'm asking u nicely can u pls ignore them lol
22:00 <Serenity> dont ponder anything
23:00 <ShadowLurker> nah thats juct not cool
23:00 <Doodle> i am
23:00 <TheRon> oh carn be a sport Serenity 
23:00 <Doodle> i'm ranting here
23:00 <faux> They won't stop 
23:00 <faux> Ty
23:00 <ShadowLurker> just
23:00 <Doodle> i might pop in at 4am
23:00 <Doodle> and say hi to the boiz
23:00 <Serenity> i was going to type 'ok we get it he's a tuff khunt' but decided not to
23:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
23:00 <faux> Lmao
24:00 <Doodle> even the pope issued an order decades ago about how to cover up raping kids and it roughly translates to shut up or go to hell
24:00 <Clarkson> than to turn into a piece of shit slowly
24:00 <Doodle> wait for everyone to die
24:00 <Serenity> good one faux
24:00 <Serenity> you made doodle ranty
25:00 <TheRon> doodle smoke up
25:00 <faux> Fuck man
25:00 <B1{MIA}> speaking of smoking
25:00 <faux> I need to step sway
25:00 <faux> I'm over this shit
25:00 <Clarkson> plus teh love wouldnt be emotionless whore but nervous sensual erotic amature love makin
25:00 <B1{MIA}> smoking in prison bans?
25:00 <B1{MIA}> no wonder there are riots
25:00 <faux> Shut up b1
26:00 <B1{MIA}> no
26:00 <faux> Go drink a bucket of cum
26:00 <Serenity> how do you cope with family like that faux lol
26:00 <faux> I dont
26:00 <faux> The wonder why I don't go over
26:00 <Serenity> id fucking lose it and never speak to any of them
26:00 <faux> I'm actually angry now
26:00 <Doodle> ranty
26:00 <Serenity> yes ranty
26:00 <Doodle> whats ranty about speaking out against systemic child abuse
26:00 <faux> Like I'm about to cry cos I'm already emotional as fuck and my vagina is bleeding at 15 km an hour today 
26:00 <Clarkson> fuck that cunt then
26:00 <Serenity> yeah what clarkson said
26:00 <faux> And they're just shitting me even more
26:00 <Clarkson> getting a fuck of my mother, fucker!
27:00 <Serenity> LOL 15km/h
27:00 <Serenity> no dem feels
27:00 <faux> Don't touch me ill put scissors in your neck
27:00 <Dugnuts> wow
28:00 <TheRiddler> aww
28:00 <faux> Lol
28:00 <Doodle> lol i'm a coward apparently
28:00 <TheRiddler> I was just trying to be nice
28:00 <Doodle> U NO IF U SED DAT 2 HIS FAEC WERE UD END UP M8
28:00 <faux> Yeah cos you chose to live in Victoria to ignore fighting them
28:00 <Doodle> IN DA HOSSIE
28:00 <Doodle> IN DA AMBLIANCE
28:00 <faux> Lmao
28:00 <Doodle> fucking gronk
28:00 <Doodle> he cant punch me if my car is on top of him
29:00 <TheRon> Mang is in there somewhere
29:00 <B1{MIA}> you can always make up a name and go to the fight room and bag carspokes out 
29:00 <B1{MIA}> works for me sometimes
29:00 <B1{MIA}> he still has no idea it's me the spastic
29:00 <TheRiddler> you should change your status to engaged to shut them up
30:00 <TheRiddler> or something
30:00 <TheRon> i'm on top of the owlrd looking down on creation
32:00 <TheRiddler> I bought a cream cheese that was meant to be onion n chives but it's really chilli with onion and chives
32:00 <faux> Wtf would engaged do
32:00 <TheRiddler> because it's got chilli mixed through it
32:00 <TheRon> chilli is good
33:00 <TheRiddler> nvm
33:00 <TheRiddler> faux
33:00 <faux> Ok
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> JERRY JERRY JERRY
34:00 <TheRon> i like the klan episodes
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like the weird sex fetishes 
35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
36:00 <TheRiddler> what weird sex fetishes were there?
36:00 <TheRon> i find racisin funny because it's so stupid
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
36:00 <TheRon> i don't like adam goodes becuase he's a douche
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> as vomiting fetish !
37:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah**
37:00 <TheRiddler> yes
37:00 <TheRiddler> gross
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, just a tad
37:00 <BenCox> TheRon: are you racist?
37:00 <TheRon> nope
37:00 <BenCox> you are from the 80s
37:00 <BenCox> and everyone was a bit racist then
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
38:00 <TheRiddler> umm
38:00 <TheRiddler> 50s was the racist era
38:00 <TheRon> cracklin rosie get on board
38:00 <TheRiddler> 70s was the love everyone era
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> 60's
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> free love
38:00 <TheRiddler> yes
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> smoke a joint drop a trip
39:00 <TheRiddler> 80s was angsty rock era
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <TheRon> is it just me but in movies they had the better tits in the 70's
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> and amazing clothing and massive hair
39:00 <TheRiddler> and cartoons
39:00 <BenCox> the tits in 70s movies are all pointy
40:00 <BenCox> and shit
40:00 <Clarkson> HTC One is fucking great too
41:00 <BenCox> TheRon: do you like Neil Diamond?
42:00 <TheRon> yes!
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> theron is neil diamond!
46:00 <TheRon> it's so funny, how we don't talk anymore
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably for the best, right?
47:00 <B1{MIA}> apparently he's cliff richard right now
48:00 <TheRon> yes!
48:00 <Clarkson> its a poker machine cock
48:00 <ShadowLurker> it def is Clarkson
48:00 <Clarkson> plasma is shit
48:00 <ShadowLurker> on the money there
49:00 <TheRiddler> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/185794_501938066764_7142515_n.jpg?oh=b4eb7fab791a4457a132c84d8742fdc0&oe=5621AE7E&__gda__=1445330816_fbefdf9da82ea6fee9f227f488a90217
49:00 <TheRiddler> LOL
50:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o
51:00 <Serenity> WHY DO YOU KNOW SO MANY IDIOTS FAUX
51:00 <faux> They're probably thinking the same about you g7ys
51:00 <faux> Lol
51:00 <TheRon> boz scaggs in underrated
51:00 <faux> Good to mix it u0
51:00 <Serenity> yeah but we're right
51:00 <faux> Up
52:00 <Serenity> lol wtf ant just ran past with homer chasing him..
53:00 <Serenity> they both need friends
53:00 <TheRiddler> lol
53:00 <faux> Lmao
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <Serenity> ant got invited to a girls birthday party this weekend
54:00 <Serenity> and i spoke to her mum this arvo, hes the only boy invited lol
54:00 <Taco> rolling in pussy
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> ladies man!
55:00 <Serenity> dude hes 7 dont be disgusting
55:00 <TheRon> i've got two tickets to paradise, won't you pack your bags we'll leave tonight
55:00 <Taco> they start young these days
55:00 <Bastardly_One> My nieces know a boy like that 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> his only problem seems to be being shy and the boys are too rough for him kind of thing
56:00 <Serenity> its a hula hoop party and one of the girls insisted anthony had to come because he LOVES hula hoops
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've got tickets booked ron… for thursday! Bags are almost packed!
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i kinda fail at hula hoops lol
57:00 <TheRon> where to?
59:00 <Taco> urgh
59:00 <Taco> I don't understand while "child approaches" are a big thing on facebook these days, posted by police
00:00 <Taco> it outrages the public, who label the person of interest as a pedo etc.
00:00 <Taco> meanwhile back in reality most "child approaches" have reasonable explanations that aren't sexual in any nature
00:00 <Taco> I hate our society
02:00 <TheRon> big old jet airliner, don't carry me too far away
02:00 <ShadowLurker> unfortunately thats the world we live in now
02:00 <ShadowLurker> you cant send ur kids to the deli to get the paper
03:00 <Serenity> its simple really. dont try n grab kids that dont blong to you
03:00 <Taco> also you cannot approach a child and ask them why they did a shit in your front yard, because when they go home and tell their parents they were approached, you might become the subject of a facebook police post requesting further information, where your local community will label you as a pedo
04:00 <ShadowLurker> is there often kids shitting in your yard
04:00 <Serenity> rofl
05:00 <Taco> grabbing != approaching
05:00 <TheRon> you use a puppy?
05:00 <ShadowLurker> hoem time
06:00 <Clarkson> everything is about fucking men with you
06:00 <ShadowLurker> yes it is Clarkson
06:00 <Taco> ShadowLurker, there was this one kid but I got him back. He left his shoes on his porch so I did a shit in them.
06:00 <Clarkson> mumbling numbers n shit
06:00 <ShadowLurker> thats just inspiring
06:00 <ShadowLurker> thats what adult beviour is like
06:00 <ShadowLurker> behaviour*
07:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck me
07:00 <ShadowLurker> im going home
07:00 <Taco> Trespass and deficating is less of a community concern than child approach
07:00 <Serenity> TO BE THE SAD MANNN
07:00 <Serenity> BEHIND BLUE EYESSS
07:00 <TheRon> the good version?
10:00 <TheRon> bad version
11:00 <Serenity> AS IF
11:00 <Serenity> -caps
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> Byron ron!
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> Byron Bay...
11:00 <TheRon> to get on the hooch??
12:00 <Serenity> lol faux does he not know im kidding?
12:00 <faux> Lmao
13:00 <Serenity> hahaah
13:00 <Serenity> i love serious squirrels
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, don't smoke hooch
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> just cock
13:00 <Clarkson> if u wanna start arguing about music with me u better drop some good shit
13:00 <TheRon> HELLO!
13:00 <faux> Shut u0 clarkson
13:00 <Clarkson> don't be so gay gaylord
13:00 <faux> Oh
13:00 <faux> How apt
13:00 <Serenity> hahaha
13:00 <TheRon> saturday in the park, it must've the 4th of july
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> my birthday soon...
15:00 <TheRon> van morrison - and it stoned me
25:00 <Taco> do you reckon pathology labs recycle specimen jars?
26:00 <TheRon> yes?
27:00 <Taco> cause I've collected like 3 of them, never used... wonder how much they're worth. I'll sell them to you for $1
27:00 <Taco> it can help pay for my antics on twitter
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> um...
29:00 <Taco> I'm really struggling to afford them
29:00 <Taco> no wonder simba laughs at me
29:00 <TheRon> america - ventura highway
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> does anyone actually read your twitter posts?
30:00 <Taco> You do?
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no… i can't even remember my password to log in
30:00 <Taco> Ok I rephrase
30:00 <Taco> You did
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, once or twice 
30:00 <TheRon> katatonic_kate01: used to show her breasts on twitter
31:00 <Taco> I guess you have a valid point. Does ANYONE read my twitter posts?
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, never did that
31:00 <Taco> ANYONE who matters?
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> what is your twitter account?
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> name or whatever it's called
32:00 <TheRon> handle?
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, that too
33:00 <TheRon> uh uh uh uh  stayin' alive
34:00 <Taco> @nogummygobbiesplz
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> childish much?
35:00 <TheRon> fuck
35:00 <Clarkson> plus i like the sex b etter :)
36:00 <TheRon> just any sex would be handy
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> a handy?
38:00 <TheRon> yes!
38:00 <StrykerX> Kate can help you there
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> can i?
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> have you become my pimp or something?
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
42:00 <TheRon> she's married
42:00 <StrykerX> Yuh
42:00 <StrykerX> 2 dorrah
42:00 <TheRon> usually i'd say yes but she seems devoted
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> $2 - I'M NOT YOUR MUM strykerx
43:00 <TheRon> she's at least $3.50
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> I gave up sexual encounters from irc years ago….
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> not about to start now...
44:00 <StrykerX> Playin hard to get
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <TheRon> i'm just plain hard
44:00 <TheRon> :)
44:00 <StrykerX> $1.50?
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics!
45:00 <Taco> And then there was that time when kate offered me sex for @
45:00 <Taco> This year
48:00 <TheRon> i wish i had a river i could skate away on
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> Taco, you WISH i offered you sex
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> perhaps you were dreaming or drunk!
50:00 <TheRon> rick price - not a day goes by
52:00 <TheRon> doodle the cider factory daylesford is good shit
53:00 <amsy> portello is better
53:00 <amsy> dont they make portello in daylesford?
53:00 <TheRon> you'd better put some alcohol in that ma'am or get out
53:00 <amsy> ew
54:00 <TheRon> i bought some chocolate from the chocolate factory, with honeycomb in it
55:00 <amsy> congrats
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <simba> did u see the oompa loompas
56:00 <TheRon> yes!
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3463405/Cool+story+bro
57:00 <TheRon> it's aw3esome
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know, right :P
58:00 <TheRon> the paved paradise and put up a parking lot
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> ….. you don't know what you've got till it''s gone 
01:00 <TheRon> take me to church.....
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> they're playing in Sydney soonish… i think
05:00 <TheRon> beck - dreams
08:00 <simba> baby got beck
10:00 <Bastardly_One> They are 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> next week
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and Melbourne on the Friday which I am going to
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice
12:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to the theme from jamie oliver's 15 min meals
12:00 <Bastardly_One> special gig for fans of the church too
12:00 <Bastardly_One> they're doing 2 sets
13:00 <Bastardly_One> one of a seminal album of theirs and another current set
15:00 <TheRon> the avalanches - since i left you
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow…  twitter…. amazing… :| 
26:00 <faux> Wtf my friend just asked me if periods come out of "the vagina or the peehole"
26:00 <faux> :(
26:00 <faux> Sometimes I wonder if people went to school 
27:00 <stebie> better have been a male friend
27:00 <stebie> if it was a female.... :/
28:00 <nate> stone age period
28:00 <faux> It was female that's why I'm confused
28:00 <faux> Lol
28:00 <stebie> .
28:00 <stebie> really?!
29:00 <faux> Yes
29:00 <faux> She mustn't ever use tampons 
29:00 <faux> She's a bit ditzy
29:00 <faux> Her and my cousins thougu zebras weren't real like unicorns 
29:00 <faux> Cousin*
29:00 <faux> ..
29:00 <stebie> lol
29:00 <faux> Lma
29:00 <faux> O
30:00 <faux> I hate people so much 
30:00 <stebie> i hear you
32:00 <zaim> what the fuck on home & away
32:00 <zaim> bitches be fucking cray cray
33:00 <faux> You're cray cray for watching that shit 
33:00 <faux> Lol
37:00 <ShadowLurker> who the fuck watches that crap
40:00 <nate> zaim ;L
41:00 <Taco> kate, you wish I accepted your lame offer. I like how you deny it
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah… why would I want to have sex with you?
42:00 <Taco> for @
42:00 <Taco> Never going to let you live it down
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> for an op in your channel… LMFAO
42:00 <Taco> Yeah. I thought it was funny too
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes… considering i never chat there....
42:00 <Taco> Nobody does, I closed it
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right…. so I still wanna fuck you for an @
43:00 <Taco> No. In its peak you made the offer
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> deluded much?
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
43:00 <nate> peakin for da peak!
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah taco, i'm sure I did...
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i mean, because you're such a nice guy and stuff….
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i totes know what you look like…..
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
46:00 <Doodle> must be time to fire up faux's relatives again
46:00 <Serenity> lolll
46:00 <faux> What
46:00 <Doodle> lol nothing i'm just being silly
46:00 <faux> Ok
47:00 <Doodle> pls dont be as butthurt as the rest of them
47:00 <Doodle> i never threatened them
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah...
50:00 <Taco> omg I'm officially broken
51:00 <Taco> I just learnt that mt dew was invented as a mixer for whiskey
51:00 <Taco> and it tastes amazing
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was invented so lower the sperm count in games
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> gamers**
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> so i'm kinda glad you're drinking it…. Nobody needs taco spawn running around
52:00 <Taco> http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2013/01/does-mountain-dew-kill-sperm/
53:00 <Taco> Nice work dipshit
53:00 <Taco> I wonder what inca cola tastes like, with whiskey
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO….
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you really think I was being serious… LOLZ
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> I love you taco, and what to have your babies!
54:00 <Taco> I like women with teeth
54:00 <Taco> Real teeth
54:00 <Taco> Sorry
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> awwww such a crying shame...
54:00 <Serenity> does kate have no teeth?
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah alledgedly…. 
55:00 <Serenity> haha
55:00 <Taco> I dunno why kate says shit, and then denies it
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> i paid $500 bucks on saturday to get a filling in my false teeth
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> Serenity, can you remember me hitting taco up for sex?
55:00 <Taco> Still her denials can be entertaining
55:00 <Taco> You did it in PM
56:00 <TheRiddler> what denials
56:00 <Serenity> i certainly dont remember that lol
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH FUCK OFF I DID
56:00 <TheRiddler> PM lol
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> in PM *rolls eyes*
56:00 <Serenity> taco asked me for vagina pics in pm
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
56:00 <Taco> Prob did
56:00 <Taco> I wanna see mew's vagina tho
56:00 <Serenity> hahaha
56:00 <Serenity> im sure she would show you
56:00 <Serenity> ask
57:00 <Taco> I have, she only sends me tit pics
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're obviously not asking politely 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> which totally doesn't sound like you, taco
58:00 <Serenity> giz a look luv
58:00 <Taco> pop out a cunt m8
58:00 <Clarkson> and even in my dream im like why am i fucking her this is wrong
58:00 <Serenity> hahaha
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
00:00 <MuGgSY> i wanna see boobs
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> so google them
00:00 <Taco> Yea cause kate doesn't have any
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco, you've never seen my boobs
00:00 <Taco> This is true
00:00 <Taco> However you described them to me in great detail, at my request
00:00 <MuGgSY> i wanna see irc boobs
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah, like I asked you for sex
01:00 <Taco> C cups
01:00 <Taco> meh to C cups
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah… I've openly said in the main channel I have C cups
01:00 <MuGgSY> kate boobs pic plz
01:00 <Doodle> i have t cups
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> I have no issues with my boobs, i love em.
02:00 <Taco> C cups are so lame
02:00 <Taco> if I drink a 6 pack of beer, I'll have C cups
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> and so is having erection issues because you get drunk
02:00 <Doodle> and flatulence
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <Taco> Whiskey dick is a condition all males will suffer from at some point in their life
02:00 <Taco> Unless they're fagget christians or something
02:00 <Taco> And don't drink
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> my boobs don't affect my sex life, however you've stated it does...
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
03:00 <Taco> Remember that drunken sex episode where you didn't cum? Females get it too.
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> No, I don't actually.
03:00 <Doodle> oh man
03:00 <Serenity> lol wtf is happening here
03:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtf1/t31.0-8/11312837_10153440486578256_772233351385650921_o.jpg
03:00 <Taco> I'm just shooting blind, but I'm certain its occurred
03:00 <Serenity> C cups are great tits
03:00 <Doodle> school run problems solved
04:00 <Serenity> id swap mine for C cups any day
04:00 <Taco> Bigger = better
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
04:00 <Serenity> what a load of hooey
04:00 <Doodle> sezz said load
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> *giggles*
05:00 <MuGgSY> i have a doodle
05:00 <Serenity> can i see it
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <Doodle> haha
06:00 <Doodle> i'm thinking thats a no sezz
06:00 <thestig> still about cocks
06:00 <Serenity> worth a try hahah
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://gallery2.travellingtwo.com/d/45450-2/paligap_get_a_long_standard_trailer.gif
07:00 <Doodle> sezz 4 dix
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle, why don't you just bike it on the school run
07:00 <Doodle> lol no
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> get that awesome lil buggy
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
07:00 <Doodle> nope
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> the milfs will love it
07:00 <Serenity> i wanna see Doodle in spandex
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> SAME!
07:00 <Doodle> rofl shut up
07:00 <Serenity> ok just the bottom half
07:00 <Doodle> loool
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't wear undies….
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> and sprint to pick up the kids
08:00 <Serenity> we can pay someone to chase him
08:00 <Serenity> boing boing boing
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> yus!
08:00 <Doodle> i'm about to exercise, but no spandex sorry
08:00 <Doodle> lol stfu
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> why not?
08:00 <Serenity> do it in the nude
08:00 <Serenity> then video it
08:00 <Doodle> no
08:00 <Doodle> stop it
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> uYUS
08:00 <Serenity> oh come on.
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> on cam at least, naked
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> just the warm up
08:00 <thestig> LEAVE DOODLE ALONE
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> put the cat in the box
09:00 <Serenity> I WILL NOT
09:00 <thestig> U BET R
09:00 <Serenity> he loves it when i sexually harass him anywya
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> bbl i need a cool shower to calm myself *fans myself*
09:00 <Doodle> eeehehehe
10:00 <Taco> Officer Taco is here to tell you, that regardless of your gender, sexual harrassment is never okay
10:00 <Taco> Only if you get caught out, that is
10:00 <Doodle> rego came in the mail today
10:00 <Taco> Otherwise proceed
10:00 <Doodle> i want to change it
10:00 <Doodle> to P3N15
10:00 <thestig> lol
10:00 <Doodle> PIGB8
11:00 <thestig> lolll
11:00 <Doodle> heh
12:00 <thestig> aww let shadsam back in
12:00 <thestig> whoever it is
12:00 <thestig> MAZDAB8
13:00 <faux> Shadsnart
13:00 <thestig> SNART
13:00 <faux> Hi snarty
13:00 <thestig> hello
13:00 <thestig> how are you 
13:00 <Doodle> http://www.stancenation.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/IMG_8150.jpg
13:00 <faux> I am ok
13:00 <faux> N u
14:00 <thestig> im ok thenks
14:00 <faux> Whoever owns that plate needs 6 bullets
14:00 <Doodle> its this guy https://www.facebook.com/cambersc/photos?pnref=lhc
15:00 <thestig> doodle do you have a better qual pic ?
15:00 <Doodle> oh https://www.facebook.com/cambersc
15:00 <Doodle> dat guy
15:00 <Doodle> of what
15:00 <thestig> the last link lol
15:00 <thestig> still loadin
16:00 <Doodle> https://adamnoftsinger.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/milt3506.jpg
16:00 <thestig> looks like a rc car
16:00 <Doodle> not a fan of the camber
17:00 <thestig> why do they so much camber? 
17:00 <thestig> dont the know less traction
17:00 <thestig> they
18:00 <Doodle> to fit the tyres under the guard
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> why is its matte colour
18:00 <Doodle> cos theyre too big lol
18:00 <Doodle> cos its wrapped in vinyl
18:00 <thestig> so bugs dont get stuck to the paint kate
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> wash it?
18:00 <Taco> Serenity, can you unban Pieter yet? I want to yell at him
19:00 <Doodle> its been like 4 different colours
19:00 <thestig> washing scratches the paint 
19:00 <Doodle> he does car shows etc
19:00 <BenCox> Taco he doesn't come on Austnet
19:00 <Taco> We could get stebie to tell him he's unbanned
19:00 <StrykerX> He's prolly off telling another network that drugs aren't the issue
20:00 <thestig> lol
20:00 <thestig> its not the drugs its just the chemicals in them
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> some peeps are just crackheads
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> and need to put down the crack pipe…
21:00 <thestig> didnt you date pieter
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> um… no. 
21:00 <Taco> just casual sex?
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> um, no!
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> I said that my days of fucking dudes from irc are over
22:00 <Taco> After Pieter?
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you fuck pieter taco?
23:00 <thestig> oh so you did fuck pieter like years ago?
23:00 <Clarkson> id fuck her day in day out no ifs or buts
24:00 <thestig> who
24:00 <thestig> pieter?
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i did NOT FUCK pieter! FUcking EW!
24:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahah classic clarkson
24:00 <Clarkson> hes a fuckin KING buddy
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shudders*
32:00 <Taco> so tell us, why did you fuck pieter anyway?
32:00 <Taco> were you on drugs
32:00 <Taco> ?
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah… why on earth would I fuck him for?
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> maurice can you kick taco for generally being a cunt?
35:00 <Dugnuts> you dont get banned for that kate, no point asking for it in others
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> shame.
35:00 <nate> carnt lips!
35:00 <invizzi> this channel is exactly how i remember
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> nothing changes :D
37:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
37:00 <Bastardly_One> bolt thrower are coming
37:00 <Bastardly_One> only been 22yrs since the last time
38:00 <Serenity> [6:19pm] <Taco> Serenity, can you unban Pieter yet? I want to yell at him
38:00 <Serenity> as long as i am 199 in here
38:00 <Serenity> he will never be unbanned
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
38:00 <amsy> No Pieter Allowed
38:00 <amsy> Michael Jackson is dead
39:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe she's into necro
41:00 <smashmouse> I love you every single day
42:00 <smashmouse> Since I dug you from your grave <3
42:00 <amsy> oh ok
44:00 <amsy> http://imgur.com/rhaVngl me
45:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is wrong with My browser
45:00 <Bastardly_One> nothng scrolls
45:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid cunt of a thing
46:00 <Doodle> that'll be your mouse
47:00 <Bastardly_One> it's scrolling fine here
47:00 <tech_n9ne> Hiiii
48:00 <tech_n9ne> Hi again
48:00 <tech_n9ne> Bushells coffee
48:00 <tech_n9ne> Yum
49:00 <tech_n9ne> Fruit salad
49:00 <tech_n9ne> Yummy yummy
50:00 <stebie> tard
55:00 <smashmouse> cant believe i love rebel wilson in this movie
55:00 <smashmouse> funny bitch
56:00 <simba> you mean you love the people who write her lines?
03:00 <faux> Lolllllll 
03:00 <faux> Panda you were giving me shit about finding her funny
03:00 <Clarkson> simbo me main cum buddy
03:00 <faux> Eat a butt
03:00 <faux> LOL clarkson
03:00 <Clarkson> renee hates catholics becaue the pope doesn't agree with gaymariage but most catholics dont really give a shit, but she loves muslims who go gay bashing every weekend.
04:00 <faux> Omg I've had enough of gay marriage 2day
04:00 <Maurice> For faux https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a1/4d/0f/a14d0f587854130f82dc66a7e9dd98d8.jpg
08:00 <simba> i wish i didnt read that
09:00 <Maurice> You're welcome
11:00 <faux> Lolool
11:00 <faux> I love cam 
12:00 <simba> cum*
12:00 <smashmouse> i luv cum
12:00 <smashmouse> hhahaahahahaha! ^^
12:00 <Maurice> http://24.media.tumblr.com/118471da15c199389bc398cb1db2b87b/tumblr_mrf5dmG9Uc1sfow5uo1_500.gif
12:00 <Maurice> Same and Phil
12:00 <smashmouse> TOKEZ!
12:00 <smashmouse> XD
13:00 <Maurice> Rofl https://38.media.tumblr.com/59b7fc776512ab5fc50647c4a475a953/tumblr_inline_mjpm5uhffr1rf38vy.jpg
18:00 <Serenity> clarkson rules
18:00 <Clarkson> swik of ur shit
18:00 <Serenity> TABBED WRONG MATE
26:00 <stebie> hi Clarkson
26:00 <Clarkson> ill swap ya a cock pic
28:00 <stebie> no Clarkson, no
28:00 <Clarkson> k i'm going to fuck off and get my fuck on
29:00 <stebie> ok Clarkson enjoy
29:00 <Clarkson> all piss weak cunts
29:00 <stebie> D:
30:00 <Serenity> rofl
30:00 <simba> My, my. What a temper.
33:00 <Serenity> Clarkson be nice
33:00 <Clarkson> oh fuck you fivecougz
33:00 <Serenity> oh.
33:00 <Maurice> Omg
33:00 <Maurice> I knew Serenity was really fivecougz
36:00 <Serenity> FOUR CHANNELS
57:00 <anotherirc3r> hai
57:00 <frayedknot> hi anotherirc3r 
58:00 <anotherirc3r> heya frayedknot
07:00 <simba> agreed
16:00 <smashmouse> grease lightnin
17:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul13hip5LOM
17:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Church - 'Vanishing Man' Music Video Views: 5,272 Uploader: therealchurchband Uploaded: Feb 4, 2015 Duration: 4m46s Rating: 5.00
17:00 <Bastardly_One> one more week to go 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> woo
19:00 <anotherirc3r> until?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I get to escape this shithole for the weekend
20:00 <Serenity> whats in a week
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and see the church
20:00 <Serenity> oh
20:00 <anotherirc3r> to go where?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> to go where? about 100kms away and see some decent music and have people around me that I actually like
23:00 <TheRiddler> hai anotherirc3r
23:00 <TheRiddler> are you much of a gamer?
23:00 <anotherirc3r> depends on the game Ashy
24:00 <TheRiddler> ahh ok
24:00 <Serenity> Clarkson
24:00 <Clarkson> you're always going to get a sore ass if you arent riding hours every day
24:00 <Serenity> oh.. ok
28:00 <smashmouse> wish you'd vansish.
28:00 <smashmouse> ahahahahaha!
28:00 <simba> mm yes
28:00 <anotherirc3r> who u talkin 2 punk
32:00 <simba> u ;D
35:00 <Bastardly_One> go rack another bottle of whatever Josh and rant on about bullshit 
35:00 <anotherirc3r> u bashed simby
35:00 <anotherirc3r> bashings 4 u bruh
36:00 <simba> bAshED @ LAN
36:00 <anotherirc3r> ya
38:00 <anotherirc3r> kickbox u 2 da hed m8
39:00 <ShadowLurker> theres an aweful lot of fuckwith here tonight
39:00 <simba> hungrybox ;D
39:00 <ShadowLurker> FUCKWITH
40:00 <simba> family reunion?
40:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh sure
40:00 <Serenity> U WAN FUCKWITH ME BRO?
43:00 <anotherirc3r> ye bruh
46:00 <Serenity> u wan fuk wit me
47:00 <anotherirc3r> letz taek this outside
47:00 <anotherirc3r> u ready
48:00 <Serenity> ye maen i fuk u up to pluto
49:00 <anotherirc3r> is dat right
49:00 <Serenity> UP 2 SKY. BOOM
49:00 <Serenity> haha
50:00 <anotherirc3r> u go boom bish
50:00 <faux> Fuckwith
56:00 <Picard> gday
58:00 <anotherirc3r> Picard
03:00 <faux> Walking through Coles singing the Woolworths theme song.
04:00 <Picard> anotherirc3r
04:00 <faux> #thuglife #yolo
04:00 <Picard> piss off
04:00 <anotherirc3r> me?
04:00 <faux> Wowweeee
04:00 <faux> Don't get your kickers in a twist carrot
04:00 <Picard> faux
05:00 <Picard> im naked, no knickers to twist
05:00 <BenCox> flogging yuor mouse penis?
07:00 <faux> Ew
08:00 <faux> Can you not put disgusting images in our heads pls ty
09:00 <simba> agreed
19:00 <Picard> i dont have a mouse
21:00 <TheRiddler> not anymore it's dead
22:00 <Picard> fuck off BenCox i dont want to join your gay channel
23:00 <simba> yeah Picard goes overseas and fucks men on the cheap
23:00 <simba> he dont need gay irc chans
24:00 <Picard> i do?
24:00 <Picard> u projecting again lad
24:00 <simba> lmbo
24:00 <simba> calm down mtae just ribbing you about your ladyboy obsession
24:00 <simba> or is there someone active you didnt want knowing
24:00 <simba> ?
24:00 <Picard> ladyboy?
24:00 <simba> sorry
24:00 <simba> it never happened
24:00 <simba> lips are sealed
24:00 <simba> so how are the horses mate
24:00 <simba> pumping them full of drugs
24:00 <Picard> obsession?
25:00 <Picard> ike your obsession wanting to meet and fuck matthew?
25:00 <Clarkson> msg me if you wanna suck my cock !!!!!!!
25:00 <simba> similar, but i didnt pay to go bang him
26:00 <Picard> so u did fuck him?
26:00 <Maurice> Smells of jealousy
27:00 <Picard> u can smell on the net?
27:00 <simba> lol
27:00 <simba> hes so pissed!
28:00 <stylesp> so he should be
28:00 <Picard> havnt had a drink so im sober, not pissed
28:00 <simba> lol
28:00 <Maurice> It's a joke, not a dick, don't take it so hard
28:00 <simba> lollllllll
28:00 <simba> its not a thaiboys juicy little cock enterting that mushroom head
28:00 <Clarkson> but loud as fuck
28:00 <simba> not like last november
29:00 <Picard> november?
29:00 <Serenity> oscar mayor weiner
29:00 <Picard> Osskkaarr say hello to smashmouse
29:00 <Picard> simba
30:00 <Osskkaarr> Say what? rub ya w33n0r ?
31:00 <Picard> fuck these idiots at channel 7
31:00 <Clarkson> right on her twat
31:00 <Picard> ffs
31:00 <simba> yo
31:00 <Osskkaarr> Picard, I don't think you should be rubbing peenies with me... I just helped you and you fucked it.
31:00 <Picard> helped me?
32:00 <Osskkaarr> Blind as well yeah?
32:00 <Picard> please enlighten  me
32:00 <Serenity> if up for a peenie rubbing
32:00 <Serenity> rbu
32:00 <Serenity> r u
32:00 <stylesp> think pic and ossk compared sizes and trialed each other
32:00 <Osskkaarr> j00 0n daH PiSs ?
32:00 <Picard> lol
32:00 <Serenity> if u want
32:00 <Picard> wtf are u on about Osskkaarr
33:00 <Osskkaarr> Picard, You were never this slow man
33:00 <Osskkaarr> Always on the ball
33:00 <British^Meat> Phew!
33:00 <British^Meat> hows the job hunting going Picard?
33:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11099476_503271709821693_1996579006327411771_n.png?oh=56eb0e8ad1716f9748f92eb8d85b627d&oe=56245E40
34:00 <simba> lmao even Osskkaarr has picked up on it
34:00 <Picard> well u talk in riddles u twat
34:00 <Clarkson> id win just cos people wanna see what the fuck I do and the irc'ers who vote me would be doing it as a joke :p
34:00 <simba> hes right - Picard is a step slower
34:00 <Osskkaarr> Talk in riddles.. that's not like you to pick up on my "riddles"
34:00 <Picard> British^Meat i have a job, why would i want another?
34:00 <Osskkaarr> to not pick*
34:00 <Serenity> lol
34:00 <simba> y is Osskkaarr here tho gross ;\
35:00 <Serenity> who is it
35:00 <stebie> yep
35:00 <Osskkaarr> oh no, simbas going to cry
35:00 <Picard> you mention a pic that i dont care about and expect me to be interested in your dribble
35:00 <stebie> Hi David.
35:00 <Osskkaarr> :P
35:00 <Serenity> oh man
35:00 <Serenity> talk about slow
35:00 <Osskkaarr> haha!
36:00 <Serenity> hello dave
36:00 <Osskkaarr> You should of picked it up with the rub peenies comment.
36:00 <TheRiddler> picard is always on the bald
36:00 <Serenity> i didnt even click lol
36:00 <simba> i picked up on it when the spastic capitalised the word after the comma
36:00 <stebie> simba, same
36:00 <simba> i told him TEN years ago how wrong that is
36:00 <stebie> lol
36:00 <simba> TEN!
36:00 <simba> how can you not learn?
36:00 <British^Meat> heya davey
37:00 <simba> weell thats true enough
37:00 <Picard> and simba is still stupid 
37:00 <simba> no abusing other users thanks mate 
38:00 <Picard> where is the abuse?
38:00 <Serenity> someones telling me you have an irc gf Osskkaarr lol
38:00 <TheRiddler> body abuse
38:00 <Osskkaarr> haha
38:00 <Osskkaarr> don't go there
38:00 <Serenity> oh
38:00 <Serenity> i dont know any good gossip anymore :(
38:00 <stylesp> seren yeah it i picard
38:00 <TheRiddler> it's lumeah
38:00 <simba> lmao
38:00 <Osskkaarr> haha fuck no.
38:00 <simba> ok how much did pollock just paypal Serenity to say that
38:00 <Picard> im not his gf, im his father
38:00 <simba> 100 bucks?
38:00 <Serenity> ew hes too good for her
39:00 <Serenity> me to say what?
39:00 <simba> irc gf
39:00 <Serenity> what
39:00 <Serenity> someone pmd me
39:00 <Serenity> and told me to ask pollock
39:00 <Serenity> abnout his irc gf
39:00 <simba> im just making a joke about how ridiculous it is ok jeez
39:00 <Serenity> so i did
39:00 <Osskkaarr> haha
39:00 <TheRiddler> who is it
39:00 <TheRiddler> do tell
39:00 <Picard> simba have u ever had a gf?
39:00 <simba> she doesnt exist
39:00 <Picard> cousins dont count 
39:00 <simba> yea ur mom 
39:00 <Serenity> probably just rumours
39:00 <simba> ;D
39:00 <Osskkaarr> simba has always been jelly.
40:00 <British^Meat> hah
40:00 <TheRiddler> is it nate
40:00 <Serenity> its me ok
40:00 <Picard> simba has always been a cretin
40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
40:00 <British^Meat> girlfriends are cool
40:00 <Serenity> im ihs gf i just wanted him to tell everyone
40:00 <TheRiddler> oh yes
40:00 <Osskkaarr> Yeah.. me Sarah and Paul.
40:00 <Osskkaarr> o_o
40:00 <Serenity> polyamorous
40:00 <Serenity> or whatever the fuck
41:00 <simba> agreed
42:00 <Serenity> i feel so out of the loop
42:00 <simba> lol
43:00 <simba> cos of pollock?
43:00 <simba> if so r u saying pollock is in the loop
43:00 <Serenity> well hes the one im getting messages about
43:00 <Serenity> so thats a loop. hes in it
43:00 <Serenity> im not
43:00 <simba> burn that loop to the ground
43:00 <Osskkaarr> haha
43:00 <Serenity> i dont hate him like all yuou guys do
43:00 <Serenity> lol
44:00 <Osskkaarr> We get along.
44:00 <Serenity> we tolerate
44:00 <Serenity> lol
44:00 <simba> you like all the sickos
44:00 <British^Meat> is he the element guy?
44:00 <Serenity> you like couluers your opinion is void
44:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/vb.199098633470668/2273267299387114/?type=2&theater
44:00 <simba> i hate you
45:00 <Picard> pollock is alright
45:00 <Serenity> i hate you more
45:00 <Osskkaarr> You hear all kinds of stories about someone and those stories change to be just about bullshit.
45:00 <Picard> id rather dave than simbacile
45:00 <Serenity> this is why i like things to be in the open
45:00 <smashmouse> pollock is kewl
45:00 <smashmouse> :D
45:00 <smashmouse> good guy
46:00 <simba> lol
46:00 <Serenity> hes not hurting anyone right this moment
46:00 <simba> this is fucking backwards world
46:00 <Osskkaarr> haha
46:00 <Picard> never hurt anyone
46:00 <Picard> sent a few emails to expose the cunt who roots his mother. no harm in that
47:00 <British^Meat> not sure ive even spken to this pollock character
47:00 <simba> #ps3?
47:00 <Serenity> oi is stylesp chris?
47:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <simba> did you forget all that classic drama
47:00 <Osskkaarr> We have.. but you chose to be a cock sucker.. because of what you get told.
47:00 <Picard> British^Meat he doesnt speak to scum thats why
47:00 <British^Meat> is he esturik?
47:00 <British^Meat> or somink?
47:00 <Osskkaarr> lol fuck no.
47:00 <Clarkson> Fireball? I'll fucking destroy it. 
47:00 <Serenity> no esturik is plivent
47:00 <Serenity> and plivent is a pedo
48:00 <Serenity> pollock isnt a pedo
48:00 <smashmouse> I like to be hurt in de-butte
48:00 <British^Meat> lol calm down Picard
48:00 <simba> its my fault Picard is mad 2night
48:00 <smashmouse> but this aint the 80s anymore :(
48:00 <anotherirc3r> ugh plivent
48:00 <simba> i brought up the thai ladyboys
48:00 <British^Meat> yer, hes like proper angry
48:00 <British^Meat> sheesh
48:00 <Serenity> rofl
48:00 <Maurice> He brings them up nearly every night himself
48:00 <Picard> im angry?
48:00 <Picard> lol
48:00 <smashmouse> whom ever asks you anything anyway British^Meat
49:00 <smashmouse> you just storm in like you're Jesus's cousin.
49:00 <British^Meat> u just did
49:00 <Osskkaarr> Lori, Thank you for what you said the other day.
49:00 <British^Meat> idiot...
49:00 <Serenity> [9:44pm] <stylesp> love you xx
49:00 <Serenity> [9:44pm] <Serenity> wo the fuck are you
49:00 <Serenity> [9:44pm] <Serenity> who*
49:00 <Serenity> [9:47pm] <stylesp> your lover
49:00 <Serenity> [9:47pm] <Serenity> yeah i dont think so
49:00 <Serenity> dafaq
49:00 <Maurice> What did I say again
49:00 <Osskkaarr> Some nice stuff.
49:00 <Serenity> [9:47pm] <stylesp> but you told me you were
49:00 <Serenity> [9:47pm] <Serenity> yeah i didnt
49:00 <Serenity> [9:47pm] <stylesp> calling me a liar
49:00 <Serenity> [9:48pm] <Serenity> yes
49:00 <Serenity> [9:48pm] <stylesp> tease
49:00 <Picard> British^Meat thinks he is better then he is
49:00 <Osskkaarr> in here about me.
49:00 <Maurice> Ahhh yeah
49:00 <BenCox> Serenity: is it saemon?
50:00 <Serenity> did she call u a cunt again
50:00 <Serenity> no idea BenCox
50:00 <smashmouse> Look, British^Meat is a human being and we're all worth loving. But coming online just to insult people.
50:00 <Osskkaarr> hehe
50:00 <British^Meat> yup, u got me Picard, thats me all over
50:00 <Maurice> I most certainly do not use that word
50:00 <smashmouse> rile them up
50:00 <Maurice> How dare you
50:00 <Serenity> hahaha
50:00 <smashmouse> acting like me.
50:00 <Serenity> Maurice ill pay you 5c a minute if you come and blow dry my hair
50:00 <British^Meat> oh, i can do that smashmouse
50:00 <Maurice> I feel like thats a trap
50:00 <British^Meat> hows your dead kid goin?
50:00 <Serenity> hooley dooley
50:00 <Picard> charming
51:00 <simba> here we go camry crows
51:00 <simba> xD
51:00 <Picard> cunt should be removed
51:00 <British^Meat> i went there
51:00 <Clarkson> through 1 lil pin hole of a butthole
51:00 <Serenity> stone the flaming crows
51:00 <smashmouse> lol British^Meat
51:00 <Serenity> what Clarkson
51:00 <Clarkson> but i don't think you feel gay for watchhing the fruits and their story
51:00 <Maurice> His kid isn't dead, it's get another disgusting lie
51:00 <Serenity> i see.
51:00 <Maurice> Is Clarkson on drugs
51:00 <Clarkson> this cunts on drugs
51:00 <Maurice> Yet*
51:00 <Maurice> YOU ARE
51:00 <simba> hes dead tired of not having a good dad
51:00 <Serenity> lolll
51:00 <simba> HAHAHAHAHAH FUCK
51:00 <simba> ROASTED
51:00 <simba> FUYCKKKKKK
51:00 <simba> IM GETTING SO MANY PMS TONIGHT
52:00 <BenCox> picard in hospital: http://i.imgur.com/Pj1Hklr.jpg
52:00 <Serenity> shoosh simba
52:00 <simba> stfu 
52:00 <simba> i mean
52:00 <Serenity> dont get tetchy at me because i dont share your love of retards
52:00 <Maurice> Use a heat pack for the cramps, simba
52:00 <Serenity> i mean.. couluers
52:00 <anotherirc3r> hai sexc
52:00 <Picard> simba dont u have some old lady to knock over and steal her handbag?
52:00 <simba> im not tetchy at you :~)
52:00 <simba> whatever tetchy is
53:00 <Serenity> ur
53:00 <Serenity> someone ask siri was 0 divided by 0 is
53:00 <simba> i like how opposite you are to me, i can learn from you
53:00 <Serenity> what
53:00 <simba> lol
53:00 <Serenity> yeah im cool
53:00 <BenCox> steal picards handbag, he's a whiny old lady
53:00 <Serenity> ur not
53:00 <smashmouse> fkn skype
53:00 <simba> uhhh yeah ok *coff insane clown posse *
53:00 <Osskkaarr> Clarkson == stylesp ?
53:00 <Clarkson> when you just fucking wanna say
53:00 <TheRiddler> I dont have a iphone
53:00 <smashmouse> *finds sign out*
54:00 <smashmouse> fk phonez
54:00 <Serenity> Clarkson is a bot david
54:00 <Clarkson> i'm doin gnone of the hardware shit
54:00 <TheRiddler> Clarkson = daniel 2.0
54:00 <Clarkson> says the cunt taking about his mum pissing the bed for the past 30 minutes
54:00 <Serenity> its a revamped daniel
54:00 <smashmouse> ew
54:00 <Serenity> LOL
54:00 <smashmouse> who is Clarkson
54:00 <Clarkson> i look like a glittery little retard in my dancing photos
54:00 <Serenity> ROFLLL
54:00 <smashmouse> oh
54:00 <Osskkaarr> I got that.. the internode
54:00 <Serenity> yes thank you
54:00 <Serenity> sut yer face
54:00 <Picard> Clarkson coaches hawthorn
54:00 <Serenity> lol
54:00 <smashmouse> dayum teh intarwebz
54:00 <Clarkson> youre a bitch
54:00 <smashmouse> trickin me
54:00 <Picard> good bloke 
55:00 <Serenity> shut*
55:00 <smashmouse> ur mum is a good bloke Picard!
55:00 <Serenity> picards mum has the best beard
55:00 <Picard> leave my poor old mum alone u cunts
55:00 <smashmouse> lol
55:00 <smashmouse> u mean MY mum
55:00 <BenCox> why? she's to blame for you being in the world
55:00 <Serenity> its ok my mum has no teeth
55:00 <BenCox> I blame her for all this nonsense
55:00 <smashmouse> ur a bad father Picard
55:00 <smashmouse> u never taught me how to jerk off.
55:00 <TheRiddler> .
56:00 <smashmouse> started out fingering my butt then realised I wasnt you, I am a man!
56:00 <Osskkaarr> looolllllllllllllllllll
56:00 <smashmouse> rofl
56:00 <Serenity> what do you think Clarkson
56:00 <Clarkson> /!\ ALERT /!\ im gay /!\ ALERT /!\ 
56:00 <Osskkaarr> This channel has not change.. apart from.. less bans.
56:00 <Serenity> oh..
56:00 <simba> lmao
56:00 <simba> that was def mine
57:00 <smashmouse> lol tru
57:00 <Serenity> it will never change Osskkaarr
57:00 <Maurice> Clarkson is just keeping up with the current news
57:00 <Clarkson> and eating your roast like that fat fuck from Rosanne
57:00 <Maurice> Lol
57:00 <Serenity> lolll
57:00 <Serenity> the best part is theyve all been said by someone
57:00 <Maurice> Now I want roast
57:00 <Osskkaarr> they all try the same shit and think they;re the first to say it.
57:00 <Clarkson> its what that bit betwen ur chest and your ass is for
57:00 <smashmouse> Picard
57:00 <Serenity> whos team are you on Clarkson mine or simbas?
58:00 <Clarkson> looks like u started shit boy
58:00 <smashmouse> if this is rly u http://i.imgur.com/Pj1Hklr.jpg
58:00 <smashmouse> u needa pic-harder
58:00 <smashmouse> :(
58:00 <Serenity> seriously who has an iphone
59:00 <Maurice> Not me
59:00 <Maurice> Coz iphone
59:00 <Osskkaarr> I got a phone.... I call it iphone.
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