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00:00 <Serenity> when i make one at home i put half a scoop for 1 cup
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… i don't like it too bitter
00:00 <AvocadoTaco> if you dont want to feel pretentious you could always give your husband a handjob
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> he got a blow job this evening….
01:00 <AvocadoTaco> from who?
01:00 <Serenity> KATES BREATH SMELLS LIKE CUM
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha! unlikely! I don't swallow
01:00 <Serenity> haha
02:00 <AvocadoTaco> hmm I hate eating out the food is rarely in satisfactory quantity
02:00 <anotherirc3r> poor AvocadoTaco
02:00 <AvocadoTaco> i must eat some rabbit food so i can shit properly, too
02:00 <Clarkson> Mark is a fag
02:00 <AvocadoTaco> keiv and salad or stand n stuff?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I know anotherirc3r wouldn't really troll to type it 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but I read that as AvocadoTard
03:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
03:00 <anotherirc3r> nah i didn't say that
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> not too far off b1 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you two need to fuck and get it over with 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> *ducks*
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh joy
03:00 <AvocadoTaco> hello steggles
04:00 <amsy> Cum
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the fuck
04:00 <Doodle> no thx
04:00 <Doodle> got some
04:00 <Bastardly_One> kate just stirring you 
04:00 <amsy> ehehe
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shakes fist*
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I expected more of a reaction than what the fuck though
04:00 <Bastardly_One> 5/10
04:00 <Clarkson> long as i dont fuck it up
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i could have
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> but that would require effort n' stugg
06:00 <Serenity> wtf is geordie shore
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> 
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> stuff
06:00 <Serenity> is like that show snarky is on
07:00 <Serenity> is it*
07:00 <ingham> its english jersey shore
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretentious 20 something reality tv?
07:00 <Serenity> goodness
07:00 <Serenity> turn that shit off
07:00 <ingham> its a great show
08:00 <AvocadoTaco> geordie shore helps me ejaculate
08:00 <Clarkson> Saemon i think you are a trolling cunt
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> i <3 clarky
08:00 <Clarkson> better be a picture of a penis
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> too right
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> feeling in the mood to be rude doodle?
09:00 <Serenity> lol
09:00 <Doodle> what
09:00 <AvocadoTaco> teddy, im going to rip yer fucking head off
09:00 <Clarkson> but shows u some shit
09:00 <teddy> cool? ?
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> dic pix
09:00 <teddy> i suppose
09:00 <Doodle> no thx got some
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <Serenity> heya teddy
10:00 <teddy> usp 
10:00 <AvocadoTaco> this isn't toy story, teddy's don't talk
10:00 <teddy> that was "sup" for dyslexics
10:00 <Serenity> haha
10:00 <Serenity> considering bed
10:00 <Serenity> hows the leg
11:00 <teddy> AvocadoTaco : niether avocados or tacos talk
11:00 <teddy> legs still fucked
11:00 <Serenity> :(
11:00 <teddy> i swear im never eating that many mushrooms again
11:00 <Serenity> lol
11:00 <AvocadoTaco> dont be racist
11:00 <teddy> to be honest i didnt even eat one
12:00 <fawks> usp
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah downhill racer on abc
12:00 <teddy> broke the foot before we got that far... and squished the stash begfore I could tell the good ones from he poison gallerinas
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> my life is complete
12:00 <teddy> usp faux
12:00 <fawks> ehehe
13:00 <Serenity> damn
13:00 <Clarkson> too fucking hot.
13:00 <fawks> oh
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity be serious when answering this 
13:00 <Serenity> lol
13:00 <Serenity> clarky rules
13:00 <Bastardly_One> someone doesn't believe me
13:00 <Bastardly_One> how old am I?
13:00 <fawks> wel fuk u then clarkson
13:00 <Clarkson> whats this shit
13:00 <Clarkson> hmm i dont think i look like a dick
13:00 <Serenity> 35?
13:00 <fawks> 98
13:00 <Serenity> 45?
13:00 <fawks> lol @ 35
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> 103?
13:00 <fawks> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
13:00 <Serenity> typo ok
13:00 <fawks> clarkson how old r u
13:00 <ingham> 50
13:00 <ingham> 49
13:00 <Serenity> i meant 45
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ fawks for once
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:00 <Clarkson> How the fuck did you even have kids? Picard
13:00 <Bastardly_One> see person?
14:00 <Serenity> loll
14:00 <Bastardly_One> 45
14:00 <fawks> see person
14:00 <fawks> is it anotherirc3r
14:00 <Serenity> youve been 45 for ages tho so 46 soon?
14:00 <ingham> he's 50
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah soon 
14:00 <ingham> if not then 49 because he said it himself
14:00 <Bastardly_One> sept
14:00 <alto> 162
14:00 <alto> ?
14:00 <ingham> same time he said he wont be coming back
14:00 <alto> 24
14:00 <alto> 43
14:00 <Serenity> lol
14:00 <alto> 55
14:00 <alto> 90
14:00 <alto> 12
14:00 <ingham> and would be getting a fulltime job soon
14:00 <alto> am 	 getting somewhere? 
14:00 <alto> what do I get if I win ?
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> just pick a random number
15:00 <Bastardly_One> pliv give up fuckwit
15:00 <ShadowLurker> he cant
15:00 <ingham> just tell the truth
15:00 <ShadowLurker> its all he has
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> get it up...
15:00 <anotherirc3r> he can't do that either kate
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know!
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> sad state of affairs
16:00 <AvocadoTaco> bangladesh has lots of jobs
16:00 <AvocadoTaco> there is better employment everywhere away from australia
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> beehhh fuck off
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16:00 <alto> 54	
16:00 <alto> Timestamp: 2015-07-14 14:16:17 UTC
16:00 <alto> random.org says you are 54
17:00 <ingham> he's 49 50 he said it himself
17:00 <alto> LIES
17:00 <alto> random.org lied to me!
17:00 <alto> I am so heart broken
17:00 <alto> how ever will I recover
17:00 <alto> ?
17:00 <AvocadoTaco> australia never landed on the moon either
17:00 <MuGgSY> jerks
18:00 <alto> MuGgSY ... good idea
19:00 <Bastardly_One> what's more important is I have cheetos
19:00 <alto> tin foil hats?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> cheese and bacon balls for the win
19:00 <alto> mmmmm cheetos
19:00 <anotherirc3r> yum
19:00 <alto> see I like the plain cheese ones
19:00 <ingham> Bastardly_One healthy snack
19:00 <ingham> for such an hour
19:00 <ingham> you will live long and hard
20:00 <AvocadoTaco> choc orange ice cream, salted caramel topping, cadbury flake sprinkles
20:00 <alto> wow that sounds horrid
20:00 <AvocadoTaco> wow ur gay
20:00 <alto> shhh! dont let my boyfriend find out
21:00 <alto> im only gay on days that end in "ay"
21:00 <ingham> lol
21:00 <Clarkson> what shits me the most is when you're with someone and they are on their shitty iphone posting or reading shit on facebook.
21:00 <alto> then we can both be in he same room looking at our phones and not talking to eachother together !
22:00 <alto> facebook was the death of IRC
22:00 <AvocadoTaco> nah
22:00 <AvocadoTaco> I care about some of my facebook friends
22:00 <Bastardly_One> alto is right 
22:00 <ingham> you do taco dont you
22:00 <alto> but IRC was the first socialmedia/live messenging platform
22:00 <ingham> you love facebook LOL
22:00 <Bastardly_One> social networking was the end of chat programs in general
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> not a bad thing
23:00 <alto> originally  it was part of a much much older messaging platform that was an american military project for coms application
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm old enough to remember when all you had was a few web based chat and irc was just starting
24:00 <alto> waaaaay back before the internet
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
24:00 <AvocadoTaco> I invented the first offline social networking platform
24:00 <AvocadoTaco> Its called MyFace
24:00 <Bastardly_One> was used in the first gulf war ... mIRC
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what it was originally for 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> military logging
24:00 <Bastardly_One> like the day's reports
24:00 <alto> it evolved from bulleting board services
24:00 <AvocadoTaco> You've been invited to be Tacos friend. If you wish to accept, tell Taco
24:00 <alto> then telnet write 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you can find those logs somewhere 
25:00 <alto> then this formed from daarpanet
25:00 <Bastardly_One> bbs/telnet/irc
25:00 <alto> and at t he birth of the internet IRC was born ... 
25:00 <alto> wow im old
25:00 <Bastardly_One> negative
25:00 <Bastardly_One> the net to the public was around before irc was public
25:00 <Bastardly_One> it was edu for ages
26:00 <alto> i didnt say it was public
26:00 <alto> i said it was born... 
26:00 <alto> didnt become public domain for a long time due to its high military value /
26:00 <Bastardly_One> you remember those signs in unis and tafes saying no you cannot use irc, etc?
26:00 <alto> yeh
27:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently it's illegal to run cracking shit from your TAFE
27:00 <alto> i still used to telnet to home and bitchx
27:00 <Bastardly_One> swinburne instigated that 
27:00 <anotherirc3r> did they? when?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and most other tertiary places took it on board
28:00 <Bastardly_One> the no using irc rules and shit
28:00 <anotherirc3r> ah right
28:00 <anotherirc3r> i never used it there anyway
28:00 <Bastardly_One> people were doing an illegal cracking ring out of their TAFE in prahran
29:00 <anotherirc3r> ahh
29:00 <anotherirc3r> explains why i never saw it
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you aren't old enough to of seen the birth of the net ... could do almost anything as it was a new thing
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and didn't have any form of regulation set up at all
31:00 <alto> anyone still remember their ICQ number?
32:00 <nate> yeah mine was oo 2 cool for u :D
32:00 <Bastardly_One> 5700570 was one
32:00 <ingham> hey Loof
32:00 <ingham> how is it going?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I had about 7 of them in the end
32:00 <ingham> facebook was not death of irc
33:00 <ingham> Bastardly_One thats a fake icq number nice try LOL
33:00 <Bastardly_One> there was an urban legend that Bill Gate's icq was 666
33:00 <alto> Yanka
33:00 <alto> Bastardly_One - that name resolves to a person called yanka
34:00 <Bastardly_One> which for some reason reminded me of a place called FireFly
35:00 <alto> no 666 doesnt resolve to anything
35:00 <Serenity> i think my icq number started with 13
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame, you need an sms code for icq now
36:00 <ingham> Bastardly_One why do you lie so much
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucked if i can remember the number
36:00 <ingham> katatonic_kate01 you have needed sms code for years
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i haven't used it since i was a teen
36:00 <ingham> Bastardly_One why would you make up lie about an ICQ number? that how sad you are pal
36:00 <Bastardly_One> pliv, why do you stalk so much?
36:00 <ingham> stalk?
36:00 <Serenity> I haven't used icq since before my daughter was born
37:00 <ingham> don't see any stalking going on here its a chatroom
37:00 <Bastardly_One> not telling total randoms info I probably still have up there
37:00 <ingham> if you didn't know pedo
37:00 <Loof> my hands are frozen solid
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that's because it's cold 
37:00 <AvocadoTaco> i don't like racism
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't like you
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> here we go with the fucking piss ant PM
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> next!
41:00 <alto> ICQHistoryConverter
41:00 <alto> [About] [Supported Logfiles] [Usage] [Examples] [Requirements] [Download] [Roadmap] [Past Versions] [Developers] [Authors]
41:00 <alto> About
41:00 <alto> ICQHistoryConverter is (or better will become) a tool to convert, merge and modify your instant messenger (IM) logs. Despite the name it won´t be limited to ICQ messenger logs, it knows more IMs (AIM, Yahoo!, Jabber, MSN).
41:00 <alto> Being  a command-line tool you can use it easily in scripts, batchs, or  in some other kind of automation. Usage is sorrowly rather complicated due to a lot of possible parameters . :(
41:00 <alto> hrmm found some old old hax in my tool box 
41:00 <doctor> eh?
41:00 <AvocadoTaco> I tried applying for Australian citizenship once but they turned me down as I didn't have a criminal record
42:00 <alto> next joke taco
42:00 <ingham> just like you never a cop idiot
42:00 <ingham> hoskin faggot
42:00 <Clarkson> nigga you just gone full retard
43:00 <doctor> ICQ still exists?
43:00 <doctor> I thought it was all about the facespaces
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya apparently
46:00 <ingham> katatonic_kate01 no cocks for you tonight
46:00 <ingham> if you want one id suggest going to bed with your husband
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks for the pro tip
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> isn't your g/f a sex worker?
47:00 <ingham> yes she is working tonight
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> I wonder how many cocks he has had tonight?
47:00 <ingham> more than you
47:00 <Clarkson> didn't even fucking flinch
47:00 <ingham> thats for sure LOL
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure she would have
47:00 <ingham> more cocks than you get in a month 
47:00 <alto> on that note im out
47:00 <alto> :)
47:00 <Clarkson> any guys got a big cock with a pic
47:00 <ingham> yeh i just spoke to her then she's at the pub
48:00 <alto> silicon valley and girly .. later y0
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> um, yeah - if she is a sex worker i'd assume she has
48:00 <ingham> obviously lol
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're not that intelligent are you
48:00 <ingham> lol you the one who asked me idiot
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dear
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't give up your day job
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
50:00 <AvocadoTaco> http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australian-being-held-in-abu-dhabi-for-writing-bad-words-on-social-media-will-be-deported-back-to-australia-soon-10387222.html
50:00 <ingham> did your AFP cop mates do the arrest?
50:00 <ingham> or was it the cops down at kings cross LAC
51:00 <ingham> whom I know personally and know nothing of hoskins faggot
51:00 <voice> Taco, You're shit head
51:00 <Clarkson> would this faggot fuck idiot shit faced PRICK Aids_Pirate just die ?
51:00 <voice> stop ur lies taco
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh for fuck sakes
52:00 <AvocadoTaco> ok ive never actually seen an alien
52:00 <ingham> hahahaha is voice aids pirate?
52:00 <ingham> mews fuckwit father child
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> so many fuckwits
52:00 <voice> thats Taco ingham
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
53:00 <voice> Clarkson: have u take ur pills son?
53:00 <Clarkson> hahahahahahha wow fuck yeah
53:00 <ingham> hahahah taco is aids pirate
53:00 <ingham> pirate of aids
53:00 <voice> yeah
53:00 <voice> actually taco invented aids
54:00 <voice> its found at tacos arse
55:00 <ingham> its found on his server
55:00 <ingham> or eftnet
55:00 <voice> Bastardly_One loser u there?
55:00 <voice> must be there
55:00 <ingham> nah he's prob busy with katatonic_kate01
57:00 <voice> Taco still whining on his cockhead server about austnet.
57:00 <ingham> there goes dugnuts
57:00 <ingham> anotherirc3r
57:00 <ingham> s ex lover
57:00 <voice> lol
57:00 <anotherirc3r> i care?
57:00 <ingham> why did you 2 break up?
58:00 <anotherirc3r> yawn
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i ignore
58:00 <Loof> Bastardly_One_Hundred_Year_Old
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> its the best thing ever
58:00 <anotherirc3r> they are rather repetitive, aren't they kate?
59:00 <anotherirc3r> not very original
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/hooha-decor#.kgaXZ39B9P
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> very!
59:00 <ingham> its a simple question gauci
59:00 <ingham> why did you and dugnuts break up?
59:00 <voice> they?
59:00 <voice> LOL
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> not enough vagina in their life - that's why they're all sooty and angry
00:00 <voice> not a 24/7 loser like Bastardly_One and Taco
00:00 <MuGgSY> suck me
00:00 <voice> ask b1 he would
00:00 <voice> am sure
01:00 <anotherirc3r> we never dated ingham
01:00 <AvocadoTaco> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/aap/article-3088668/Ice-driving-organised-crime-Australia.html
02:00 <voice> stop your lies taco no one interested faggot
02:00 <ingham> taco wishes he knew what ice was
02:00 <ingham> only ice he knows is from coles
03:00 <Loof> tardco stop the lies, and stop playing soggy bread with your underage brother
03:00 <voice> lol
03:00 <voice> Taco is a fish fucker
03:00 <Loof> lol
03:00 <voice> fish breeder
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> surly he'd use a taco
04:00 <MuGgSY> u fish fucker
04:00 <voice> Taco why u keep telling ppl that u are a cop lol
04:00 <Loof> haha
04:00 <ingham> lol
04:00 <ingham> taco breeds fish with |RAZ|
04:00 <MuGgSY> razfish hey 
05:00 <voice> lol
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you put them on ignore they go away
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's the best ever
05:00 <ingham> lol
05:00 <MuGgSY> sif ognore
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> sifn't
06:00 <voice> lol
06:00 <voice> sorry im not interested in u katatonic_kate01
06:00 <voice> who cares
06:00 <Loof> ginger pubes? NEXT
07:00 <voice> Taco getting married with Bastardly_One
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> strawberry blonde! 
07:00 <voice> im sure they will have kids like pieter and pigtard
07:00 <Loof> lol
07:00 <voice> yup Loof they can make a good retarded couple
08:00 <voice> dont they?
08:00 <MuGgSY> ginger pubes taste like ginger bread
08:00 <Loof> two peas in a pod
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wish
08:00 <Loof> jizz will be spilled freely
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
08:00 <voice> are you crying taco?
08:00 <ingham> taco is silent
08:00 <ingham> hoskin faggot
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass on the jizz spilling freely
09:00 <voice> lol
09:00 <Loof> taco is wiping his tears away with his brothers cumsock
09:00 <voice> indeed Loof
09:00 <voice> he might be crying on his scumbag server
09:00 <Loof> lol
09:00 <voice> only Bastardly_One hangs out there
10:00 <ingham> hahahahahaha
10:00 <ingham> dumb losers
10:00 <Loof> Bastardly_One_Year_Old_Dater
10:00 <ingham> lol
10:00 <MuGgSY> good old irc atleast there is somewhere the caht is still clean
11:00 <voice> old days cant be back
11:00 <MuGgSY> yes they can
11:00 <MuGgSY> destroy facebook
11:00 <voice> now these days only fuckwits like taco & b1 are allowed.
11:00 <MuGgSY> loll
13:00 <MuGgSY> gnite whores
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yew
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> Fuck YEAH
18:00 <AvocadoTaco> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2755976/Chinese-high-rollers-high-risks-battle-ahead-Australian-casinos-combat-organised-crime.html
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty pictures
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd, the last time i went sydney casino… was ages ago… i think….
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh no, rocky horror show!
22:00 <AvocadoTaco> i'm just a sweet transvestite
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> craig was pretty hawt 
23:00 <AvocadoTaco> china will first take over the casinos and then the government
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh well… good luck to them
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> nightowl
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're back
23:00 <NightOwl1> Yes I keep getting disconnected
23:00 <NightOwl1> Fuckers.
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunts!
24:00 <NightOwl1> Yes! Yes they are!
24:00 <NightOwl1> Thanks for your support
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> no problemo *cheesy smile*
26:00 <NightOwl1> What did I miss?
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh the usual plivent abuse
28:00 <NightOwl1> So same ol then
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> hw he is going to get my entire family andhow i should move
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> how*
28:00 <AvocadoTaco> http://www.traveller.com.au/australia-the-land-of-the-idiot-gi36oy
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty much owl
30:00 <NightOwl1> He scares because he cares
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> a lil too much
31:00 <anotherirc3r> ugh
31:00 <anotherirc3r> lucky you?
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes :|
31:00 <anotherirc3r> night guys
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
33:00 <Loof> semen
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> on a motherfucking boat!
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just JIZZED in my pants 
34:00 <NightOwl1> How messy and inconvenient
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> might keep me warm...
35:00 <AvocadoTaco> not quite snakes on a plane
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> on par
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> trouser snakes...
36:00 <NightOwl1> Only for a while
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
36:00 <Loof> i see you're a cup is half full of semen kinda guy
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> RANDOM
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't know why i should expect any less than completely fucking random tbh lol
37:00 <NightOwl1> Fully
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> totally!
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> like totally
37:00 <NightOwl1> Totesamazeballs
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> just # totes amaze
37:00 <NightOwl1> FINE
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> you should totes follow me in IG *hair flicks*
38:00 <NightOwl1> youre so down with the kids
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm a bit norm core these days
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> hipster is so……. 2014
41:00 <NightOwl1> Does that mean I need to shave off my beard? I hadn't even grown it yet.
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw you should grow one
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> beards still rock
51:00 <NightOwl1> Ok only cos you said so
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> just not a heaps shabby long ome
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> one*
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> no one likes a neck beard lol
53:00 <NightOwl1> A big bushy ned Kelly one
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah naw
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> not that big
54:00 <NightOwl1> I'll work on it
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://dumpcast.com/wp-content/uploads/Funny-Beard-Photos-8-270x300.jpg
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> something like that would be a hit with the ladies
55:00 <NightOwl1> Everyone loves batman
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yup
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> especially robin
56:00 <NightOwl1> He wishes
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lolz
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> well fuck this - i'm going to bed!
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
57:00 <NightOwl1> Seeya
08:00 <deadpandadolls> far out weds morn so void of chit chat!
11:00 <thestig> http://mashable.com/2015/07/12/pluto-new-horizons-mission-nasa/?utm_cid=mash-com-Tw-main-link
18:00 <deadpandadolls> i missed you stigglez
18:00 <deadpandadolls> remember how we used to give eachother handy js
19:00 <deadpandadolls> amen.
19:00 <thestig> i havent had hunjry jacks for ages
19:00 <thestig> hungry
22:00 <deadpandadolls> i cant wait to have yumcha for ma bday then some pho
23:00 <deadpandadolls> and then court!
23:00 <deadpandadolls> cant wait for that.
37:00 <freddo> riddip
38:00 <freddo> anyone awanking
38:00 <freddo> erm awake
39:00 <pig> i give pigs a goooood name
39:00 <thestig> oink
39:00 <pig> lol
40:00 <pig> hi stig
40:00 <pig> *thestig
40:00 <thestig> hi
40:00 <thestig> can't sleep
40:00 <pig> and hows your night been?
40:00 <thestig> been sleeping lol 
40:00 <pig> me neither i want to conquer pluto
40:00 <pig> lol
41:00 <thestig> they said there was a love heart shape on it 
41:00 <pig> soon probably tues or wednesday there will be high res photos of pluto
41:00 <thestig> thursday
41:00 <pig> oh
41:00 <pig> lol
42:00 <thestig> morning i think 
42:00 <pig> if theres pyramids on it will you help me nuke them 
42:00 <thestig> yes!
42:00 <pig> im sick to death of triangles, pyramids 
42:00 <pig> bloody 3 6 9 illuminati crud
43:00 <thestig> yeh specially when a pyramid is four triangles, touching eachother 
43:00 <thestig> so gay
43:00 <Clarkson> 'my dad's mafia, but i go to a shit public school ccause we put all our millions is swiss bank accounts'
43:00 <pig> people forget illumnifarti is mans invention like the bible
43:00 <pig> E .T. might get offended and snack em
43:00 <thestig> lol
44:00 <deadpandadolls> PIG
44:00 <deadpandadolls> good music
45:00 <thestig> http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/newhorizons/main/index.html
46:00 <thestig> http://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/styles/full_width_feature/public/thumbnails/image/nh-7-13-15_pluto_image_nasa-jhuapl-swri.png?itok=oE2uDges
46:00 <thestig> latest pic
46:00 <pig> i wish nasa would go public about the supposed pyramid on mars but other countries like china are
47:00 <pig> middle east say theres a flocking pyramid on an asteroid
49:00 <pig> looks like .... dirt
49:00 <pig> lol
49:00 <thestig> lol
49:00 <pig> should take dune buggys and race around it
49:00 <thestig> maybe they will find pigs on pluto 
50:00 <pig> prolly finish in minutes
50:00 <pig> well pigs do fly in cargo holds!
50:00 <thestig> after pluto that is it
51:00 <pig> they'll phoshop the pics i bet like the moon mission
51:00 <pig> *photoshop
51:00 <thestig> yep more nevada desert pics
52:00 <pig> they think this is the 60's everyone will go into hysterics
52:00 <thestig> 2015 and they havent even made a plasma driven ship
52:00 <pig> meanwhile cube shaped ufo's hang around the sun and enter our atmosphere
53:00 <pig> have you seen them?
53:00 <pig> i bet its fake
53:00 <thestig> nah
54:00 <pig> i am a witness of real ufo's ones that skin the atmosphere with such maneuvers that'd squish our brains
54:00 <pig> *skim
54:00 <pig> alderan and armstrong say they busted a mining operation on the dark side of the moon china says theres a new element called helium - 3
55:00 <pig> so china wants it
55:00 <pig> china also says that america tried to bomb alien artifacts on the moon
56:00 <pig> no wonder chinas stockmarket has plumeted into debt lol
56:00 <thestig> them dam americans
56:00 <pig> well, back in the day they just shot at anything they didnt understand but now they need another mission to the moon i'd say
57:00 <pig> just to say "yes we did it without photoshop"
58:00 <pig> soon ... i shall be back on telstra than optus and to think optus just upgraded their infastructure here
58:00 <thestig> will they work better then telstra now?
59:00 <pig> woolworths u see optus did it but woolworths decided on telstra
59:00 <deadpandadolls> woooooo
59:00 <pig> wonder how long it'll last
59:00 <deadpandadolls> nasa
59:00 <deadpandadolls> there is no pyramid on mars
59:00 <deadpandadolls> or face
59:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
59:00 <deadpandadolls> you an idiot conspiracy believer lol
59:00 <pig> well i can't comfirm it but they can
00:00 <deadpandadolls> can they
00:00 <pig> not an idiot but seemingly ignorant
00:00 <deadpandadolls> be the greatest find in human history
00:00 <deadpandadolls> also
00:00 <deadpandadolls> the fucking stupidest
00:00 <deadpandadolls> a single pyramid on mars.
01:00 <deadpandadolls> it's a hostile planet
01:00 <pig> pandas i'll grab one of teslas saucers and u me and stig will fly there
01:00 <deadpandadolls> erosion
01:00 <deadpandadolls> chad?
01:00 <pig> u want to know who i am?
01:00 <deadpandadolls> sure
02:00 <thestig> but if we travel at light speed, what is a day for us could mean 500 earth years on earth
02:00 <ZapbuzZ> TADA
02:00 <deadpandadolls> dont remember you
02:00 <ZapbuzZ> red alert ban evader
02:00 <deadpandadolls> cig time.
02:00 <ZapbuzZ> figured i'd come in before i reformat
03:00 <thestig> windows 10 install?
03:00 <ZapbuzZ> not yet mate its got a logger on it
03:00 <ZapbuzZ> when its final
03:00 <ZapbuzZ> in the fineprint it says everything user does is logged
04:00 <ZapbuzZ> even passwords
04:00 <thestig> pig, when will the ship be ready
04:00 <ZapbuzZ> there will be the paid license and another free beta program when 10 is released
04:00 <ZapbuzZ> when teslas patents are released as public domain :)
05:00 <pig> i walked into maccas few days back
05:00 <pig> i ordered a $20 eat in breakfast
06:00 <pig> it was massive
06:00 <pig> i was tired dippy and short fused
06:00 <pig> the counter operator took my order and gave me a scratchy card a promo for coffee
06:00 <pig> i scratched it won nothing but i said "guess what i won"
07:00 <pig> she lit up and i said "nothing"
07:00 <pig> haha
07:00 <ingham> lol
07:00 <pig> well, instead of eating in i got take away
07:00 <thestig> what did you get
07:00 <ingham> pig is mrwuf
08:00 <pig> without a receipt (didnt get one) the bag of food was half cold before i got it without the call out number
08:00 <thestig> did you use delivery hero?
08:00 <pig> so i ate in with my take away for being a smart arse
09:00 <pig> the burgers are better at hungry jacks :)
09:00 <pig> i got 4 deluxe bacon and egg mcmuffins
09:00 <pig> 4 hash browns
10:00 <pig> and a large coffee
10:00 <pig> i scoffed it all down in 20 minutes
10:00 <thestig> lol
10:00 <thestig> nice
10:00 <thestig> i havent had a muff for a while
10:00 <pig> then i got chuffed on a cigarette
11:00 <pig> ive decided to make at home that i get more for less
11:00 <pig> than less for more
11:00 <thestig> good idea
11:00 <ingham> pig do you like pigs?
11:00 <pig> only trouble is last time i cooked bacon i ate 800 grams of it 
12:00 <pig> im such a pig
12:00 <thestig> it isnt cocaine 
12:00 <pig> well it certainly got me active outdoors
12:00 <pig> bacon is a great source of proteins
13:00 <pig> i could eat it for breakfast lunch and tea
13:00 <pig> soo bloody expensive though!
14:00 <thestig> i thought it was cheap
14:00 <pig> picnic bacon is the best no rhind
14:00 <thestig> ah i get the rind on
14:00 <pig> all meat slices
14:00 <thestig> each piece is a foot long
14:00 <pig> nice
15:00 <pig> i shove it in a microwave jug cook it in the microwave and save the fat for scallop potatoes later
16:00 <pig> stig do you have a doonah on your bed?
16:00 <thestig> nah i need to buy one
17:00 <pig> i just washed mine the washing machine water was brown so i pit it through twice
17:00 <pig> i dont recommend feather doonahs
17:00 <pig> bad for alergies more expensive have to take it to dry cleaners
17:00 <pig> trouble was didnt clean it for 4 years
18:00 <thestig> is it warm?
18:00 <pig> hell yeah and unlike feather down its quite light
18:00 <Clarkson> Picard is bored and being a dick 
18:00 <pig> man that doonah had stains all over it
19:00 <pig> i got a new doonah so im gonna use one as an underlay
20:00 <pig> sleeping between doonahs is great in winter
20:00 <pig> no need for electric blanket
21:00 <thestig> ive wanted to get one
21:00 <thestig> but i am scared my dog may wet the bed
21:00 <pig> u know what guys? a dude changed the locks in my house and just days ago someone had the key for my home got in and stole my recharge voucher and referal to a psychologist
22:00 <pig> they took the keyset
22:00 <pig> i have to change every key on the premises
22:00 <pig> its expensive
22:00 <pig> im thinking of connecting with people in melbourne to get guns
23:00 <pig> buretta is a great pistol
23:00 <ingham> picard is gone
23:00 <ingham> kill him
23:00 <pig> buretta makes em wetter than a 44 mag
24:00 <pig> im not russian either
24:00 <pig> lol
25:00 <pig> they should be ashamed my next door neighbour shocked me just before he got raided for powder meth etc
26:00 <pig> i bet someone thinks im linked
26:00 <pig> some people tell me to move but ive been here 11 years
26:00 <pig> no respect for disabled persons
26:00 <pig> and this cunt of a channel bands my nick for warring with Loof
26:00 <Clarkson> hahahaha hell no
27:00 <pig> gotta get that mirc license so i can finger everyones client at 6am
27:00 <pig> just as a prank
28:00 <pig> blackdevil says ? when he gets it
28:00 <ingham> lol
28:00 <ingham> ur funny pig
28:00 <ingham> i wonder who you are
28:00 <pig> must confuse people getting a finger up em
30:00 <pig> now i hear the prime minister is an illuminatist
30:00 <pig> so perhaps i should honour him....
30:00 <pig> finer everyone at the 3rd 6th and 9th hour
30:00 <pig> *finger
30:00 <pig> haha
31:00 <pig> walked  down the footpath other day what i see?
31:00 <pig> a damn triangle in the concrete
31:00 <pig> dude must've been on acid trip
33:00 <pig> *anyhow its good to see pig written all over #melbourne
33:00 <pig> cuz i give pigs a "goooood" name
33:00 <pig> i dunno if it was the good guys or bad guys who were in my home
34:00 <pig> which one is what?
34:00 <pig> i goto the police station they close the front desk on me
34:00 <pig> cuz i give pigs a good name
36:00 <pig> then i walk home hey drive past "hi maaaaate"
36:00 <pig> such a scary disabled person i must have lightning bolts coming out my butt
37:00 <pig> but there again, some people don't like it when i visit the club
37:00 <pig> so perhaps i should use the club
38:00 <pig> and get them >:)
38:00 <pig> hurry up 6am im gonna pig out on maccas
38:00 <ingham> hahahahahah
38:00 <pig> cant be stuffed waiting for 7am when supermarket opens
39:00 <ingham> why u need supermarket?
39:00 <pig> maccas is just across the road from the cops
39:00 <ingham> go eat maccas
39:00 <pig> no wonder it isnt hungry jacks :)
39:00 <ingham> hungry jacks is better breakfast
39:00 <ingham> plus can buy a w hopper for breakfast
39:00 <pig> dont make me cry lol
40:00 <pig> if i see uniform i shall flick my wrists
40:00 <ingham> why cry?
40:00 <pig> its called carma
40:00 <ingham> fuck it
40:00 <Clarkson> we mention breasts and ppl start on about food, seems wrong to me
40:00 <ingham> go eat breakfast
40:00 <ingham> have you had subway for breakfast?
40:00 <pig> subway is funny
40:00 <pig> they bake the bread but microwave already cooked eggs
42:00 <pig> man i want more money so i can afford to drive
42:00 <pig> costs to work
42:00 <pig> its like fill my car man i worked half a week for it
43:00 <pig> but hey be a dsp recipient get 100 bucks than the dole and every cunt will turn and stomp ya 
43:00 <pig> this state is fucked
44:00 <pig> nanny driven prison state of illuminati farty party country
44:00 <pig> the all seeing eye :P
44:00 <pig> put scientology in charge same slavery
45:00 <pig> force religions into same sex marriages watch em shut down
45:00 <pig> everybody wants to be america
46:00 <pig> i bet its facebook
46:00 <pig> zuckerman was caught bonking his sister
46:00 <pig> ]thats what the rainbow crap is about cuz like russia they wanna marry in da family
47:00 <ingham> lolll
47:00 <ingham> ur prob right
47:00 <pig> man i come up with weird crap
47:00 <ingham> nah its good thought
47:00 <ingham> its all true
47:00 <pig> well his sister says things like coming ot of closed doors n shit
47:00 <ingham> cept the last russia thing
47:00 <pig> quirky
48:00 <ingham> he's a creepy jew
48:00 <ingham> facebook is going to become the internet
48:00 <ingham> thats slowly what that sly jew is up to
49:00 <pig> sadly, first its same sex relations that marry, then it'll be siblings and then pedos
49:00 <pig> they say equality
49:00 <pig> facebook just dumbs down the populace into slaves
50:00 <pig> everybody who allows that fb app to do rainbows on their profile pics get tracked
50:00 <pig> man im hungry
51:00 <deadpandadolls> peas
51:00 <deadpandadolls> with a knife!
57:00 <ingham> lol
57:00 <ingham> B1{MIA} stay pedo
50:00 <hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh> lolllllllllllllllllll
51:00 <hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh> phaggots
51:00 <hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh> lol
56:00 <Osskkaarr> Mentalson
01:00 <hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh> doctor dickhead mate
28:00 <ShadowLurker> why do you even come here mentalson
28:00 <ShadowLurker> you hate everyone, everyone hates you
40:00 <faux> SHE DOESNT EVEN GO HERE
57:00 <ShadowLurker> lol faux
57:00 <hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh> mate wtf is with coons
57:00 <ShadowLurker> its sad i know where thats from
57:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up mentalson
57:00 <hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh> u shut up
57:00 <ShadowLurker> block your hole
57:00 <ShadowLurker> \o/
58:00 <simba> he's a ceo you know
58:00 <ShadowLurker> ceo @ his mums house inc
58:00 <Osskkaarr> lollll
01:00 <faux> It's not sad ok mean girls rules
01:00 <faux> I will not be friends with anyone who cannot quote the movie
26:00 <gs69azza> Serenity: 
26:00 <gs69azza> I slick it back
26:00 <gs69azza> :|
26:00 <gs69azza> -___________-
26:00 <gs69azza> like the dude from limitless
27:00 <gs69azza> I don't do my hair for training lol
27:00 <gs69azza> https://igcdn-photos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t51.2885-15/11348361_844591108956268_1921321473_n.jpg
27:00 <gs69azza> limitless
27:00 <gs69azza> http://moviestorrents.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Limitless-2011.jpg
31:00 <faux> ^_-
40:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
41:00 <British^Meat> yes
47:00 <Serenity> lol aaron
11:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwq1dzIEWIQ
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12:00 <gs69azza> everyone is saying my hair is bulking :(
12:00 <gs69azza> Freddy pants are amazing
12:00 <gs69azza> lol
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
15:00 <faux> Mm nothing like mopping and then having a shower and chilling w yummy smelling candles
15:00 <faux> Blisssssss
15:00 <faux> Hi k8 m8
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds noice
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai2u
16:00 <faux> This candle is passion fruit 
16:00 <faux> Smells soso good
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> so my child returned from holidays…. and crashes out on the lounge fast asleep lol
16:00 <faux> Lol
16:00 <faux> That's the life
16:00 <Doodle> pashn frut
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes!
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooo i <3 passionfruit 
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> scent + fruit
17:00 <Doodle> i like passionfruit icing on sponge cake
17:00 <Doodle> old lady stylez
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> YUM!
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> or the vanilla slice with passionfruit icing
18:00 <faux> Yum
18:00 <faux> Pav
18:00 <Doodle> i'm not a pav-lova
18:00 <Doodle> geddit
18:00 <Doodle> GEDDIT
18:00 <faux> No
18:00 <Doodle> oh
18:00 <faux> explain pls
19:00 <Doodle> pav lover
19:00 <Doodle> i'm not one
19:00 <faux> Oh
19:00 <faux> Dadle
19:00 <Doodle> yee
19:00 <Doodle> omg 
19:00 <Doodle> do you know what he just did
19:00 <faux> Strikes again
19:00 <Doodle> he is going on to me about this work light he bought and how he got it half price
19:00 <faux> lol
19:00 <faux> I gedditnao
19:00 <Doodle> i had to leave so i said bye and go
19:00 <faux> Going on to me
20:00 <faux> Hot 
20:00 <Doodle> i'm starting my car and he comes out on the street wityh the package of the light
20:00 <Doodle> to show me
20:00 <faux> Lmao
20:00 <faux> Aww
20:00 <faux> I puff him
20:00 <faux> Luff *
20:00 <faux> Rofl
20:00 <faux> Puff puff dad
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot are you going on about
22:00 <faux> Doodles dad 
22:00 <faux> Duh
25:00 <Serenity> faux wants to bone doodles dad
25:00 <Serenity> doodles dad's doodle
25:00 <faux> Loll
27:00 <faux> I might let your boy chaffeur me but he gotta eat the booty like groceries 
27:00 <faux>  But he gotta get rid of these hoes for me
27:00 <faux> Lalalalla
27:00 <Serenity> o.o
27:00 <faux> hi
27:00 <faux> I watched PLL
28:00 <Serenity> was it boring
28:00 <faux> It was actually ok
28:00 <Serenity> i havent done much today i dont feel well
28:00 <faux> Actually found stuff out
28:00 <faux> Oh noes
28:00 <faux> Lay down with blankie and watch teevs
28:00 <faux> Is it still holidays 
28:00 <Serenity> yes thank god
29:00 <faux> Why thank god aren't kids annoying 
29:00 <faux> Lollll
29:00 <faux> Spoken like a person without kids
29:00 <Serenity> lils at mums so its just me n ant here
29:00 <faux> Oh fun
29:00 <faux> Antypoos the master hacker 
29:00 <Serenity> they are annoying but so is the early mornings n school run haha
29:00 <faux> Oh true that
30:00 <faux> It'd be good when they're old enough to catch the bus
30:00 <faux> Make their lunch the night before and sleep ins
30:00 <faux> Woot
30:00 <Serenity> haha yeah
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <Serenity> lils only got 18 months left of primary school :/
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah!
30:00 <faux> Wow
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> then welcome the bitchy teen
31:00 <Serenity> shes already there lol
31:00 <faux> When I first started speaking to u she was like 5 or 6 
31:00 <Serenity> yep
31:00 <faux> :/
31:00 <Serenity> ant was just a baby
31:00 <faux> Omgosh
31:00 <Serenity> hes 8 in nov
31:00 <faux> Wtf
31:00 <Serenity> lool
31:00 <faux> Hey aren't u in Nov too
31:00 <Serenity> yeh
31:00 <Serenity> 1st
31:00 <Serenity> hes 29th
31:00 <faux> Ah
31:00 <faux> Wowee 
31:00 <faux> Time flies
32:00 <faux> I was working for AGL
32:00 <Serenity> even Maggie would have been 6 this year
32:00 <faux> Just broke up w my ex
32:00 <Serenity> far out
32:00 <faux> And was 21
32:00 <faux> Lp
32:00 <faux> Lol
32:00 <Serenity> so i would have beeb 23
33:00 <faux> BEEB
33:00 <Serenity> sheeyut
33:00 <faux> I remember when I first spoke to u
33:00 <faux> You mentioned kebabs and layla
33:00 <Serenity> i think you were christina then yeah
33:00 <faux> And told me how dumb she was
33:00 <Serenity> omg layla
33:00 <faux> And I'm lie relax I'm not that type of leb 
33:00 <Serenity> fuck i want to drown her
33:00 <faux> I'm still christina ok
33:00 <Serenity> LOL u know what i mean asshole
33:00 <Clarkson> your moms plays guitar for D'angelo nigga
33:00 <faux> Lmao
34:00 <faux> Yeah
34:00 <Doodle> lol sorry
34:00 <faux> Me nick was Christina 
34:00 <Doodle> phone interview
34:00 <Doodle> eeee
34:00 <faux> Then I'd get constantly harassed to death so I changed it to retard 
34:00 <faux> And pms lessened 
34:00 <faux> Lol
34:00 <Clarkson> we would sell u to the native cannibals for a sex toy
34:00 <Serenity> haha
34:00 <faux> Oo doodle
34:00 <faux> How'd u go
34:00 <Serenity> jesus clarky calm down
34:00 <faux> Did u wear pants
34:00 <Clarkson> was he going for ur ass or trying to suck ur dick or what?
34:00 <Doodle> good they wanna see me
34:00 <faux> Also pics 
34:00 <Serenity> yay
34:00 <faux> Woo
34:00 <Doodle> it was on the phone lol
34:00 <faux> GL
34:00 <Doodle> ty
35:00 <faux> I know I was being veiny 
35:00 <faux> Wtf
35:00 <faux> Silly*
35:00 <Doodle> i'm fucked if i get it tho
35:00 <Serenity> lollll wtf
35:00 <faux> How the fuck
35:00 <Clarkson> Skirmish u rat fuck
35:00 <faux> Lmao clarkson is so aggressive today I love it
35:00 <Clarkson> yess he has a sexy ass
35:00 <faux> Pics clarky
35:00 <Clarkson> I had sex with a lamb named tromdage once
35:00 <faux> Oh ok
35:00 <faux> .
35:00 <Serenity> its funny he still makes more sense than beehhh
35:00 <faux> Ita more disturbing that someone actuallt said that 
36:00 <faux> Haha yeah
36:00 <faux> Yesterday he was on fire
36:00 <faux> It was insane 
36:00 <Serenity> its creepy sometimes
36:00 <Serenity> how accurate it is
36:00 <faux> I made zucchini and eggplant lasagne 
36:00 <faux> And the fluffiest mash potato ever 
37:00 <Serenity> yummm
37:00 <faux> I grilled the zuc eggplant and some tomatoes
37:00 <Serenity> i have lamb racks for dinner i dunno what im gonna do with it
37:00 <Serenity> maybe mash
37:00 <faux> Mixed some ricotta cheese w spinach 
37:00 <faux> And layered them all up
37:00 <faux> W cheese on top 
37:00 <faux> And baked
37:00 <faux> So so so so so so so so good
37:00 <faux> Yeah do mash and roast veg
37:00 <faux> Best
38:00 <faux> Or roast potatoes
38:00 <faux> So yum
38:00 <faux> Crispy outside 
38:00 <faux> Soft inside
38:00 <faux> Hng. 
38:00 <Serenity> the other week i had some spinach and put it in a pan witj some garlic and butter salt n pepper cooked for like.. 60 seconds
38:00 <Serenity> it wqs so yum
38:00 <Serenity> and a squeeze of lemon
38:00 <faux> Niceee
39:00 <Loof> wonder if you can bake it like kale
39:00 <Serenity> prob
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yum!
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> just drizzle the rack with some oil and then stuff some garlic into the meat
41:00 <Serenity> fuck i love lamb
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i like cutlets that's bout it]
42:00 <faux> And chops
42:00 <Loof> i love fuck lamb
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw the chops are… different
42:00 <faux> Cutlets and chops are boss
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> or have more fat on em
42:00 <faux> I season w some salt and oregano 
42:00 <faux> And sesame seeds
42:00 <faux> I cook wth the fat on but don't eat it
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> yum
43:00 <faux> You don't have to eat it lol
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i don't eat the fat ew
43:00 <faux> Keeps em. Juicy
43:00 <faux> The crispy fat is delish though
43:00 <Serenity> these racks have a thin layer of fat i score it and rub with salt n lemon
43:00 <faux> But not healthy haha
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw hate it
43:00 <Serenity> abd it goes like crackle
43:00 <faux> Yummmm
43:00 <faux> That's amaze
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i HATE crackling
43:00 <Serenity> i dont eat it but the other do
44:00 <faux> As long as it's crispy it's delicious .. If it's jellyish fat I will gag
44:00 <faux> Hate the texture 
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <Serenity> spewww
44:00 <faux> I've never had pork crackling
44:00 <faux> :/
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, its not the best
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hate pork anyways
44:00 <faux> Not a fan of pork
44:00 <faux> Lol 
44:00 <Serenity> i have this phobia of animal skins lol
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah same
44:00 <faux> Lol
44:00 <faux> Chicken skin
44:00 <faux> Barf
44:00 <Serenity> porks pretty ordinary
44:00 <faux> Uncooked 
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> and eating stuff off the bone
44:00 <Serenity> i dont enjoy it much
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> chicken skin yuck
45:00 <faux> Lolol
45:00 <Serenity> i use pork in my bolognaise thats it
45:00 <faux> Omgosh yesterday i watched a video of a lady who was gutting a fish 
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> chicken wings yuck!
45:00 <faux> It had no head and no guts 
45:00 <Serenity> lol
45:00 <faux> And she was grabbing it to scale it
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
46:00 <faux> And it was still movinf
46:00 <faux> ..
46:00 <faux> The top part was trying to bite her hand
46:00 <faux> with no head
46:00 <faux> It
46:00 <faux> Was
46:00 <faux> So
46:00 <faux> Weird.
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
46:00 <Serenity> ewww
47:00 <Serenity> prepping fish is groaa
47:00 <Serenity> gross
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> you need to watch miniature kitchen for the calming affects after seeing that lol
47:00 <faux> Finding it now
47:00 <faux> Yeah fuck that
47:00 <Clarkson> But I like the smell of horse poop too
47:00 <faux> I buy fillets
47:00 <faux> Lmao
47:00 <faux> Miniature kitchen is boss
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <Serenity> jesus Clarkson
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> the child loves it
47:00 <Clarkson> why does your pussy smell LovelyLucy?
47:00 <Serenity> .
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
48:00 <faux> Why the fuck
48:00 <faux> When i wanna search something o fb
48:00 <faux> It's slower than chris
48:00 <Serenity> lol
49:00 <Blitzkrieg> "it's slower than chris" 
49:00 <Blitzkrieg> Always a good entry line
49:00 <ShadowLurker> *12:43:45 PM* <katatonic_kate01> i HATE crackling <-- you heathen
49:00 <fawks> https://www.facebook.com/istanbulfmonline/videos/984547134899767/?pnref=story
50:00 <faux> There u go
50:00 <faux> Demonic fish
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ lurker sif!
52:00 <gs69azza> lol
52:00 <gs69azza> saw that video before
52:00 <faux> Well la Di da!!!!
52:00 <ShadowLurker> crakling is the best
52:00 <ShadowLurker> love some pigsnax
53:00 <AvocadoTaco> crackling, like bacon, is overrated
53:00 <faux> Lol aaron did u find out if ur going mascot or not
53:00 <AvocadoTaco> its nice but not as nice as people make out
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ the child…. wakes  up for a sec and goes  MUM! can you charge my iPad! then goes back to sleep lol
53:00 <faux> Lol  I would punch her in the neck 
53:00 <Serenity> even the dog in that vid is like nooope
53:00 <faux> Charge your own damn ipad
53:00 <gs69azza> wont know till friday bbycks
53:00 <faux> Oh okies
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
53:00 <faux> Sweet ill remind u then lol
54:00 <faux> I don't think I'd have any patience as a mum
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> i haven't seen her for a week - the parenting novelty hasn't worn off yet :P
54:00 <faux>  I get annoyed way too easy 
54:00 <AvocadoTaco> urgh I hate voting... other voters are stupid
54:00 <faux> We'd have screaming matches all day erryday
54:00 <Serenity> im a yelly mum
55:00 <gs69azza> what I don't get about that video
55:00 <Serenity> i have zero patience
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> i get frustrated when she doesn't listen to me
55:00 <gs69azza> is if you cut the head off and gutted it and it's still doing that, why the fuck continue trying to descale it and shit?
55:00 <gs69azza> fuck that.
55:00 <Clarkson> the stig shit his pants then licked it
55:00 <Clarkson> ouch did it hurt ur penis
55:00 <gs69azza> I'd throw it away
55:00 <faux> Lol
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <faux> I just read the comments 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can see the vid :(
55:00 <faux> Some dude said the brains of the fish is in the spine
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> cant
55:00 <faux> Why?
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> because they are weird!
56:00 <faux> Lol 
56:00 <faux> Pansy
56:00 <faux> :P
56:00 <gs69azza> http://media-1.web.britannica.com/eb-media/39/73339-004-B954748B.jpg
56:00 <gs69azza> not according to that
56:00 <ShadowLurker> lol @ that fish
56:00 <ShadowLurker> phantom nerve firing
56:00 <gs69azza> lol
57:00 <Serenity> love how she jumps like it can bite her haha
57:00 <ShadowLurker> itll stop eventually
57:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
58:00 <faux> Lmao that pic
58:00 <faux> THE OLFACTORY BULB
58:00 <faux> aye m8
58:00 <ShadowLurker> it just shows that the swim action is a pre-programmes neural feedback rather than a conscious movement
58:00 <ShadowLurker> very interesting
58:00 <faux> Ok einstein
59:00 <faux> Settle down
59:00 <ShadowLurker> blok ur ole
59:00 <ShadowLurker> clarky shes being a wanker
59:00 <Clarkson> its all a fucking delusion
59:00 <Serenity> lol
00:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck you Clarkson
00:00 <Clarkson> yeah he's pretty gay
00:00 <faux> Lollll
00:00 <Serenity> faux is a girl clarky
00:00 <faux> Owned by ur own bot
00:00 <Clarkson> yeah simba shut the fuck up cocksucka!
00:00 <ShadowLurker> now clarkys going after simba
00:00 <Clarkson> onced u cut off ur balls u lose sex drive
00:00 <faux> Wow clarky bit rude m8
00:00 <Clarkson> I weigh fuck all on it,,
00:00 <faux> Oo
00:00 <faux> K
00:00 <Serenity> hes so mad today
01:00 <ShadowLurker> clarky was infected with the mentalson virus
01:00 <AvocadoTaco> and then he ejaculated
01:00 <Clarkson> wonder who buys shit like that
01:00 <Serenity> urmum Clarkson
01:00 <Clarkson> im going to hell 
01:00 <Serenity> wait
01:00 <Clarkson> fucking Bathurst at night can fuck right off
02:00 <Serenity> am i kinda like clarksons mum
02:00 <Clarkson> beagle u just want a fuck
02:00 <ShadowLurker> loool
02:00 <faux> Lmao
02:00 <faux> Clarkson who's your daddy
02:00 <Clarkson> Love when that lil chick gets out her tits for rusty
02:00 <faux> .
02:00 <faux> U wotm8
02:00 <ShadowLurker> everyone loves tits Clarkson
02:00 <Clarkson> johninja, Matthew loves the feeling so much, he shoves a big funnel into his anus and has 12 guys take a dump and he squashes it all into his trunk, then he holds it for as long as he can and exrtetes it all out, he usually ejeculates when sitting on the toilet
03:00 <ShadowLurker> WTF
04:00 <AvocadoTaco> i miss beagle he was rly smert
05:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha 
05:00 <Blitzkrieg> That's a beagle quote? 
05:00 <ShadowLurker> taco wtf happened to you mate
05:00 <ShadowLurker> you used to be semi normal
05:00 <Serenity> that had to be a Fred line
06:00 <AvocadoTaco> i went to the hardware store and in the painting section i found distilled water
06:00 <AvocadoTaco> its rly good for ironing
06:00 <ShadowLurker> i need to add a !whosaidthat command i think
07:00 <ShadowLurker> O.o
14:00 <faux> AND STAY OUT
16:00 <AvocadoTaco> aliens arent often given visas in america
16:00 <gs69azza> YOU NEED TO SEE THAT CARD TRICK
16:00 <gs69azza> OMG
16:00 <gs69azza> What in the actual fuck
16:00 <Serenity> weird
16:00 <Clarkson> who gives a shit about plants
17:00 <gs69azza> I know a few of them, but fuck, to get them all to string together\
21:00 <AvocadoTaco> i sent an email and nobody replied so i better send another 10
24:00 <gs69azza> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10153405558679303&pnref=story
29:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11755237_809435922504549_2720064395648700478_n.jpg?oh=ecf1eb552c7583218a512281c74861b2&oe=5611BFC2
38:00 <Doodle> TheRon
38:00 <Doodle> just saw a bloke pulled up behind the bowling club, was it you?
39:00 <TheRon> no
40:00 <Doodle> very well, carry on
40:00 <TheRon> all stocked up for 420?
41:00 <Doodle> ofc
46:00 <Serenity> [1:44pm] <@Serenity> fuck thats hell fast
46:00 <Serenity> [1:44pm] <Clarkson> skipped out on sex ed?
46:00 <Serenity> [1:45pm] <@Serenity> LOL Clarkson!
46:00 <Serenity> [1:45pm] <Clarkson> first dinner then sex =P
46:00 <Clarkson> i wanted you to go on there and give destruction more shit
46:00 <Clarkson> mew, thanks for mentioning how hard it is to put your pigrails at the twat
46:00 <Serenity> roflll i love him
46:00 <Clarkson> I had a precision M6600. Huge fucker of a unit, but a total beast
47:00 <TheRon> jesus!
55:00 <faux> Yes son
59:00 <TheRon> genuine thai curry out of a jar for tea tonight
59:00 <Dugnuts> does it have genuine thais in it?
59:00 <TheRon> yes!
59:00 <Dugnuts> noice
00:00 <TheRon> with some cucumber and mint riata
00:00 <Dugnuts> im having genuine douglas satay
00:00 <TheRon> migth even do some cocobut rice
00:00 <TheRon> peanut butter and soy??
01:00 <Dugnuts> pfft no
01:00 <Dugnuts> i make good satay
01:00 <Dugnuts> its just my recipe is all
01:00 <Dugnuts> although apparently the only real satay is meat dipped in peanut sauce according to my malaysian friend
01:00 <fawks> [15:24] <gs69azza> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10153405558679303&pnref=story
02:00 <TheRon> i got some real all natural peanut butter in the cupboard
02:00 <fawks> this is sick
02:00 <TheRon> with the peanut oil on top
03:00 <Doodle> TheRon said nut butter
04:00 <TheRon> is that what the kids are calling it now?
04:00 <Doodle> i dunno i'm not a kid :/
06:00 <gs69azza> told ya
06:00 <fawks> show longie
06:00 <TheRon> jill sobule - i kissed a girl
07:00 <fawks> hes a card trickster
08:00 <gs69azza> he will probs see it
08:00 <gs69azza> it's on my fb
08:00 <mrdanger> i just watched some card dude on my fb
08:00 <fawks> how can i help u dangler
08:00 <mrdanger> is that the music one?
08:00 <fawks> yeah
08:00 <mrdanger> I was not impressed
09:00 <fawks> the fuckin crowd ruined it
09:00 <mrdanger> try harder faux
09:00 <Clarkson> someone ring her fucking agent
09:00 <fawks> annoying cunts
09:00 <fawks> try harder with what
09:00 <TheRon> are cunts annoying?
09:00 <fawks> if that didnt impress u do it better
09:00 <gs69azza> i'm hard to impress
10:00 <gs69azza> but I was impressed with that one
10:00 <gs69azza> how he strung them altogether
10:00 <smashmouse> I'm hard.
10:00 <smashmouse> ;)
11:00 <mrdanger> my friend made me watch this, apparently its funny
11:00 <mrdanger> https://www.facebook.com/In.Ya.Dot.007/videos/874205452616457/
12:00 <mrdanger> again, I was not impressed
12:00 <gs69azza> I watched that high as fuck
12:00 <gs69azza> I still lol my ass off
12:00 <gs69azza> we hit turbulence 
12:00 <mrdanger> I got annoyed yesterday because I got rejected for some job before interview or anything so I emailed the dude
12:00 <mrdanger> and was like you are shit i am great
12:00 <mrdanger> and he called me and asked me to come for an interview
12:00 <Clarkson> fuck!! wwhere is my cool change!!??! it's still too fucking hot!
12:00 <mrdanger> sucker
14:00 <fawks> apple juith taiiiiim
15:00 <anotherirc3r> heya fawks
15:00 <fawks> hi
17:00 <TheRon> blackbird singing in the dead of night
18:00 <AvocadoTaco> why are the travel expenses of our mp's even an issue? yes we have bugetary problems, in the billions of dollars, not the thousands. Theres a massive difference in scale
18:00 <AvocadoTaco> meanwhile nations like the us are spending billions on their air force one fleet, and nobody cares, because its a matter of national pride
18:00 <anotherirc3r> heya AvocadoTaco
19:00 <AvocadoTaco> hello
19:00 <anotherirc3r> how are you?
19:00 <AvocadoTaco> cold
19:00 <AvocadoTaco> its like my work doesn't have heating
20:00 <AvocadoTaco> wbu?
20:00 <faux> bugetary 
20:00 <anotherirc3r> i'm good! got a haircut lol
20:00 <anotherirc3r> it's exciting for me okay :P
21:00 <faux> Have u never had a haircut before
21:00 <anotherirc3r> it's been awhile faux :P
21:00 <faux> Oh ok
23:00 <AvocadoTaco> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-07-15/australian-magpies-kookaburras-willie-wagtails-in-decline-report/6620580
23:00 <AvocadoTaco> greeny asshole shit
24:00 <mrdanger> greeny asshole shit? lol
25:00 <Clarkson> BLORT.. fuck sorry
28:00 <AvocadoTaco> greeny asshole shits want wind power, and birds. They don't work together
28:00 <mrdanger> yes they do
28:00 <mrdanger> you retardo
28:00 <mrdanger> lol
29:00 <AvocadoTaco> [citation required]
29:00 <mrdanger> originally wind turbines had shorter blades and would spin faster, there were also some mistakes with placing wind turbines in the migration paths of birds
29:00 <mrdanger> now they're bigger, spin slower, and aren't placed in bird migration paths
29:00 <mrdanger> the end
30:00 <AvocadoTaco> thats a statement, not a citation
30:00 <mrdanger> you didn't cite anything either, you just said something based on some bs right wing propaganda from years ago that has long since been disproved
31:00 <mrdanger> so I didn't feel the need to google a rebuttle
31:00 <AvocadoTaco> http://savetheeaglesinternational.org/new/us-windfarms-kill-10-20-times-more-than-previously-thought.html
31:00 <mrdanger> seems legit
32:00 <AvocadoTaco> totes legit
32:00 <AvocadoTaco> also wind power is ugly
33:00 <mrdanger> haha
33:00 <AvocadoTaco> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHM3kJPU0AAQy74.jpg
33:00 <mrdanger> I just mocked hockey for that shit on my blog
33:00 <Clarkson> it's your fkn baby you cunt
33:00 <mrdanger> hockey was banging on about them being ugly again today
33:00 <mrdanger> he's a tool, as are you
33:00 <Serenity> we have wind farms here that dont bother birds
33:00 <AvocadoTaco> well to be serious for a moment, and to make it clear that I am
33:00 <Serenity> and theyre kinda cool to look at
33:00 <AvocadoTaco> we should invest in nuclear power
34:00 <mrdanger> nobody wants nuclear power in their backyard, despite how safe it is
34:00 <AvocadoTaco> I do
34:00 <mrdanger> mmm, you don't own a house, you have no back yard
34:00 <AvocadoTaco> while this is true, I own an apartment and a block of land...
34:00 <AvocadoTaco> possession is 9/10ths of the law. If they build it on my property, I own it
35:00 <AvocadoTaco> I would not oppose being donated a nuclear power facility
35:00 <mrdanger> in other hilarious news, donald trumps campaign tweeted a picture of his face mixed with the american flag and some photos of SS soldiers
35:00 <mrdanger> with the #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
36:00 <AvocadoTaco> Trump also criticsed Iowa farmers, stating he has cows 350 times the size of theirs
36:00 <mrdanger> Wind turbines kill between 214,000 and 368,000 birds annually — a small fraction compared with the estimated 6.8 million fatalities from collisions with cell and radio towers and the 1.4 billion to 3.7 billion deaths from cats, according to the peer-reviewed study by two federal scientists and the environmental ...Sep 16, 2014
37:00 <TheRon> hilary is the next us president
37:00 <mrdanger> fuck off
37:00 <mrdanger> all about bern
37:00 <mrdanger> FEEL THE BERN
37:00 <TheRon> i want angela werkel to be the next us president
37:00 <TheRon> she knows what she's doing
38:00 <TheRon> merkel
38:00 <mrdanger> I like how trump went to the front of the republican polls when he bagged mexicans
38:00 <mrdanger> and then rupert was like, fuck off trump
38:00 <Clarkson> if i recall, you do not give a fuck to "nothing"
39:00 <mrdanger> Rupert knows that the repubs need the hispanic vote and Trump is destroying any chance they had of securing
39:00 <TheRon> germans are the best
39:00 <mrdanger> seriously though, bernie sanders is the best
39:00 <fawks> [16:36] <mrdanger> Wind turbines kill between 214,000 and 368,000 birds anally
39:00 <mrdanger> you wish fawks
39:00 <fawks> why would i wish that
39:00 <fawks> loll
40:00 <TheRon> how can they kill birds those things turn so slow
40:00 <mrdanger> because you love anal
40:00 <mrdanger> lets be honest
40:00 <mrdanger> TheRon: birds fly in to shit
40:00 <Clarkson> even I aint callous enough to say shit like that Picard
40:00 <TheRon> birds aren't that dumb surely
40:00 <fawks> my ass is virgin territory tyvm
40:00 <mrdanger> like it says, cell and radio towers kill far more
40:00 <Serenity> more birds probably die a year from flying into buildings
40:00 <AvocadoTaco> anyway I should go save my organisation 20% of their salary budget by hiring women
40:00 <mrdanger> fawks: even better!
40:00 <fawks> for who
41:00 <mrdanger> picard
41:00 <fawks> .
41:00 <TheRon> i thought picard was a pedo?
41:00 <mrdanger> lol
41:00 <mrdanger> I'm sure fawks would oblige with some pony tails
41:00 <Serenity> im not sure picards dick is big enough to fit in an ass
41:00 <Clarkson> if anything i cough up black shit hehe
41:00 <Serenity> as in length
42:00 <TheRon> surely a syringe sized dick would fit
42:00 <mrdanger> are any of your people from melbourne?
42:00 <Serenity> nope
42:00 <mrdanger> damn
42:00 <TheRon> ballarat
44:00 <mrdanger> why arent any of the rich ircers left
44:00 <TheRon> they have lives
44:00 <mrdanger> I have a life
44:00 <mrdanger> it's just a very, very sad one
45:00 <TheRon> Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies........
45:00 <mrdanger> well, sad if you're my girlfriend, it's ok for me
45:00 <anotherirc3r> rich ircers?
45:00 <mrdanger> rich ircers
45:00 <anotherirc3r> were there ever any?
45:00 <mrdanger> yeah there were a couple
46:00 <mrdanger> some of them made websites that were actually successful, sold them for lots of money
46:00 <mrdanger> this is back before the internet was for every wanker 
46:00 <mrdanger> stupid facebook
47:00 <mrdanger> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uehivnJjaas
47:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Briggs - Sheplife Views: 68,534 Uploader: Briggs Uploaded: Aug 19, 2014 Duration: 3m32s Rating: 4.91
47:00 <TheRon> sheeplife?
47:00 <mrdanger> you wish buddy
47:00 <TheRon> a kiwi song?
49:00 <TheRon> i think the irc theme song is "hard knock life"
49:00 <mrdanger> 20 feet hose minus 16 bongs means you can only water about half your front lawn
50:00 <mrdanger> I was one of those rats wandering around the streets to see who left their hose out 
50:00 <Serenity> i prefered the internet before everyone had it
50:00 <mrdanger> good times
50:00 <Serenity> 10 years ago or so
50:00 <Serenity> was ace
50:00 <mrdanger> yeah when it was a bit of a sub culture
50:00 <TheRon> so where is everyman and his dog?
50:00 <mrdanger> I think the internet died the first day somebody posted a gym selfie
51:00 <TheRon> not looking at anyone gs69azza 
51:00 <Serenity> lol that sheplife song
51:00 <Serenity> i actually like it
52:00 <mrdanger> as you should, its a good song
52:00 <mrdanger> lol
52:00 <TheRon> stone temple pilots - plush
52:00 <mrdanger> briggs is doing pretty well at the moment
52:00 <TheRon> i've been to sheparton
52:00 <Serenity> shep sounds like armadale here
52:00 <mrdanger> he was on triple j the other day, they asked him what NAIDOC week means to him, he said it means he actually gets paid
52:00 <TheRon> it was enough
52:00 <mrdanger> I grew up there
52:00 <mrdanger> briggs is a friend of mine
53:00 <mrdanger> thirteenthorder also grew up there, but he's a wankface
53:00 <TheRon> mrdanger: you are in danger of sounding like B1
53:00 <mrdanger> not really, I am from shepparton, everybody knows ittttttt
54:00 <TheRon> B1 knows every uassie muso and they've all crashed on his couch at some point
54:00 <mrdanger> lol
54:00 <mrdanger> I only know one
55:00 <Serenity> not just aussie ones lol
55:00 <Serenity> every muso thats ever been to victoria
55:00 <smashmouse> I know every mi goreng in australia
55:00 <smashmouse> nom nom nom nom
56:00 <mrdanger> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10401071_48150181022_7330_n.jpg?oh=20e2bf930970daa1004fd0435f108dcc&oe=561C9A84&__gda__=1445337581_12479e54ebd3cab729f29d86f092ff04
56:00 <TheRon> my bro plays the piano a bit does that count?
57:00 <TheRon> i know some people that are ace at guitar hero
57:00 <smashmouse> piano <3
57:00 <smashmouse> my keyboard is at mums
57:00 <smashmouse> :(
57:00 <smashmouse> she wont let me have it
57:00 <smashmouse> lol
58:00 <smashmouse> and it's MIIIIEEENNN
58:00 <mrdanger> hmmmm
58:00 <mrdanger> internuts
58:00 <Serenity> this dude is really good mrdanger
58:00 <Serenity> listening to some of his other stuff
58:00 <Serenity> my 7 year old is ace as GH lol
58:00 <smashmouse> wb
58:00 <TheRon> you play chopsticks on it
58:00 <smashmouse> be nice to have a proper piano
58:00 <smashmouse> hahaha nah I can play
58:00 <mrdanger> did that pic i posted show before I got D/C?
58:00 <smashmouse> be rusty as though
58:00 <smashmouse> been a long time
58:00 <smashmouse> was one of the things I excelled at
58:00 <TheRon> i had 12 months of lessons, i can read music
59:00 <smashmouse> but teenagers are teenagers and find other things they want to do
59:00 <smashmouse> yer I was playin since 5
59:00 <smashmouse> cool bro
59:00 <mrdanger> Serenity: yeah, he's up for some NIMA awards at the moment for children came back
59:00 <smashmouse> i cant play guitar for shit
59:00 <anotherirc3r> mrdanger, yeah. who is it?
59:00 <smashmouse> i doublt i could ever learn lol confuses me
59:00 <Serenity> nice
59:00 <smashmouse> hahaha brb cig
59:00 <TheRon> i play the drums on guitar hero
59:00 <mrdanger> anotherirc3r: just a group of mates enjoying some hardcore drinking games - the beer olympics, as we like to call it
59:00 <Lumeah> .... 
59:00 <mrdanger> including briggs
00:00 <TheRon> boat race?
00:00 <TheRon> 100 shots in 100 mins?
00:00 <mrdanger> yup
00:00 <mrdanger> all of the above
00:00 <mrdanger> i spewed on centurion
00:00 <mrdanger> last fucking row
00:00 <mrdanger> briggs team always won
00:00 <mrdanger> but he hasn't had a drink for like 2 years
01:00 <TheRon> he's a muso that can't be right
01:00 <Serenity> im assuming that pic contains mrdanger and briggs
01:00 <Serenity> oh lag
01:00 <mrdanger> Serenity: yeah I have the gay long hair, then theres shielsy (another, less known rapper) and briggs
01:00 <mrdanger> I look like I've just swallowed the devils semen
01:00 <TheRon> guns n roses 0 live and let die
02:00 <Serenity> hahah
02:00 <mrdanger> my girlfriend is home, gotta go be polite and shit
02:00 <mrdanger> farewell internuts
02:00 <Serenity> have fun
03:00 <TheRon> get naked wear nothing but an apron and cook yea?
03:00 <TheRon> yea
03:00 <TheRon> tea
08:00 <anotherirc3r> that what you do TheRon?
09:00 <TheRon> i do it just for me
09:00 <anotherirc3r> nice
11:00 <TheRon> i like the gin blossons
11:00 <TheRon> i like the gin blossoms
12:00 <AvocadoTaco> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11214138_1502597776429943_8057338833042166351_n.jpg?oh=51ec2c782549aaeaddb31f7dca6b0813&oe=5620B42A&__gda__=1448105235_14e619d31eb0ef71818b1beff13f8821
12:00 <AvocadoTaco> SMOOOOKEEEE ON THE WATER!!!!!!
12:00 <TheRon> so wrong
12:00 <faux> Lol jesus
12:00 <AvocadoTaco> I'd buy it
14:00 <TheRon> guns n roses - yesterdays
15:00 <AvocadoTaco> guns n roses? is that a hip hop group?
15:00 <TheRon> yes!
18:00 <AvocadoTaco> peace train is one of their songs, right?
18:00 <TheRon> no thats cat stevens
18:00 <anotherirc3r> good song though
18:00 <TheRon> indeed
19:00 <AvocadoTaco> sometimes I get the train, go into the quiet carrage, and blast that out my smartphone cause I didn't bring any headphones
23:00 <TheRon> peace train sounding louder, ride on the peace train
25:00 <TheRon> james taylor - your smiling face
26:00 <TheRon> on south park, chef singing about prostitutes with james taylor would know the song
28:00 <AvocadoTaco> yeah after somebody yells at me on the peace train... I put on chef chocolate salty balls
31:00 <Loof> gtfo amelia and wash your cunt for god's sake
31:00 <Loof> you smell like a fishing trawler dipped in cheese
31:00 <amelia> Loof takin his depression session out on me again
31:00 <TheRon> you go back jack and do it again
31:00 <Dugnuts> just ignore him
31:00 <amelia> cheer up ol chap its not my fault you're a deadbeat loser
32:00 <Loof> whenever Amelia feels like a cheese sandwich she just gives the old vag a good wipedown with a piece of bread
33:00 <StrykerX> [17:31] <amelia> cheer up ol chap its not my fault you're a deadbeat loser << Watch out, he'll "ignore" you.
33:00 <StrykerX> OHNO
34:00 <Loof> compared to amelia's vag, the blue waffle looks downright tasty
34:00 <amelia> compared to Loofs life, you're all living the dream
35:00 <StrykerX> So
35:00 <StrykerX> Why is Loof going at you, amelia?
35:00 <StrykerX> Too many bongs?
35:00 <nate> loof would eat a blue waffle? thats low ;P
35:00 <amelia> cos he got a fat wife
35:00 <amelia> and a sad life
35:00 <StrykerX> Cause she bashes him
35:00 <Loof> nate you'd eat a rotting homeless corpse cock
36:00 <StrykerX> And he refuses to leave her
36:00 <Loof> so stfu and finish that back of dicks
36:00 <amelia> hes jus a sad man
36:00 <StrykerX> Because he's suicidal.
36:00 <amelia> there there loofy
36:00 <amelia> you'll die soon enough
36:00 <StrykerX> His own words, mind you.
36:00 <nate> hey i didnt say homeless dead guys dicks are yummie
36:00 <Loof> you're appearance says it all
36:00 <Loof> your*
36:00 <nate> u can see the drool;?
37:00 <Loof> it's cum
42:00 <AvocadoTaco> amelia, can we have sex now
43:00 <amelia> I'm not into jews
43:00 <nate> will u smear avocado all over her?
43:00 <AvocadoTaco> luckily for you I'm only jewish
43:00 <nate> jewfish!
44:00 <StrykerX> [17:43] <amelia> I'm not into jews
44:00 <StrykerX> You're officially awesome.
44:00 <StrykerX> Just sayin'
45:00 <nate> thats not how love works!
45:00 <Dugnuts> wow
45:00 <Dugnuts> thats the best thing you could pick?
45:00 <Dugnuts> that he's jewish?
45:00 <nate> first sight of tacos meat, she'd be woozers!
50:00 <TheRon> one is the lonliest number you could ever do
52:00 <TheRon> i'm all out of love i'm so lost without you
58:00 <faux> Cos there's 2 less lonely people in the woooorld tooooniiiight
59:00 <TheRon> i'm lost in love and i don't know much
59:00 <Serenity> aww did pliv n mayo finally kiss
01:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b8erWuBA44
01:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mariah Carey - Touch My Body Views: 89,194,559 Uploader: MariahCareyVEVO Uploaded: Jun 17, 2009 Duration: 4m20s Rating: 4.77
02:00 <anotherirc3r> lol @ that video
02:00 <anotherirc3r> that geek m8
02:00 <anotherirc3r> hawt
03:00 <TheRon> faux you are every woman in the world to me
03:00 <faux> Thx gus 
03:00 <faux> <3
03:00 <TheRon> no worries
03:00 <TheRon> i blame my mum
04:00 <faux> my groceries are late
04:00 <faux> I want my damn soda water
04:00 <TheRon> ring them and go off
04:00 <faux> I spoke too soon I just heard the truck pull up
05:00 <TheRon> thats a porn show, the delivery guy is late.........
05:00 <Clarkson> i get in shit for masturbating
06:00 <faux> Lol
06:00 <faux> They're always ugly
06:00 <faux> There's only ever been one cute one
06:00 <faux> But he was short
07:00 <TheRon> is short bad?
07:00 <faux>  I like tall dudes
07:00 <faux> Even though I'm a short ass
07:00 <Clarkson> has spread shit to a heap of my "mates"
07:00 <TheRon> damn so that's where i've been going wrong all these years
08:00 <faux> Girls on the other hand.. s'ok to be short
08:00 <faux> Are you a shorty gus?
08:00 <TheRon> about waist height
08:00 <faux> Lollll
08:00 <TheRon> faux, in so many ways
08:00 <faux> How tall are you 
08:00 <faux> Height..
08:00 <TheRon> 5'7
08:00 <StrykerX> Nawwwww
09:00 <StrykerX> So so cute TheRon!
09:00 <faux> What's that in cm
09:00 <anotherirc3r> he's just a little taller than me
09:00 <TheRon> 175 i think
09:00 <amelia> its not massively short
09:00 <faux> That's not too bad
09:00 <faux> Yah
09:00 <TheRon> my little bro is 6'1
09:00 <faux> I think 170 is a good cut off for boys
09:00 <faux> My ex was 6'4
10:00 <faux> And I'm 5'1
10:00 <faux> lol
10:00 <TheRon> my mum is 4'9
10:00 <faux> awww
10:00 <StrykerX> 5'1?
10:00 <faux> My mum is about 5ft too 
10:00 <faux> She's adorbs
10:00 <faux> Brb groceries
10:00 <amelia> you're 5"1
10:00 <Serenity> she looks taller than that in her pix
10:00 <amelia> tiny
10:00 <TheRon> faux you'll have no worries you'll come up to someones crotch
11:00 <TheRon> heels will do that
14:00 <TheRon> shannon noll - lift
14:00 <TheRon> and he smells
14:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
16:00 <StrykerX> [18:10] <TheRon> faux you'll have no worries you'll come up to someones crotch
16:00 <StrykerX> [18:11] <TheRon> heels will do that
16:00 <StrykerX> Lmao!
16:00 <TheRon> i do my best work after midnight
17:00 <faux> Lol soz just packed me groceries 
17:00 <StrykerX> Hullo http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Search?go=Go&search=[[[pong]]]
17:00 <faux> Fu
18:00 <StrykerX> Wtf?
19:00 <TheRon> happy birthday helen
19:00 <TheRon> i've just run out melbourne cliches
20:00 <TheRon> for those people that watched the late show
20:00 <frayedknot> i did
20:00 <faux> I'm watching a show with Danny devito in it
20:00 <faux> He looks so tiny 
21:00 <TheRon> friends?
21:00 <faux> Then I googled his height and he's only 4 cm shorter than me
21:00 <faux> Jerk
21:00 <faux> Nah
21:00 <TheRon> cause that's kind of the gag
21:00 <faux> It's always sunny in philadelphia 
21:00 <faux> I love Charlie day soso much 
21:00 <faux> :')
23:00 <TheRon> i think twins would've been funnier if they had another bloke that looked like arnie
23:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10015648_1439716896274791_8355759861053563222_n.jpg?oh=cbd5a39599dae5e0847a34c74da3f70e&oe=5615FC0E
27:00 <TheRon> doodle it's so true
29:00 <TheRon> chocolate starfish - you're so vain'
31:00 <TheRon> you're so vain you probably think this song is about you
34:00 <faux> ehehehe chocolate starfish
35:00 <TheRon> i know
35:00 <TheRon> swoop - apple eye
38:00 <TheRon> how bizarre how bizarre
48:00 <Bastardly_One> hey anotherirc3r
03:00 <anotherirc3r> how are you?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> not too shabby ... yourself?
04:00 <anotherirc3r> yeah, good thanks :)
36:00 <MrMark> booooooooooooooooooo!
36:00 <stompin> YA MUMMAS ON FIRE
37:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Marky
37:00 <MrMark> hi sexy
38:00 <Bastardly_One> food, I need some
39:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
39:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong have food
42:00 <anotherirc3r> good 4 u m8
42:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiiiiii
46:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong is the only life left in Mirc
46:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yess ponggg
46:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
47:00 <Dugnuts> ...
47:00 <Dugnuts> crazy people
47:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiiiiiiii 
47:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u misss pong 2
47:00 <Dugnuts> whats with the 3rd person?
48:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> thts how pong is
48:00 <Serenity> pong needs to stfu
48:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> nooo
49:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ppl on irc used to love pong
49:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong had 3 channels
49:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> #cyberchatworld #pooland 
50:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong brought both to glory
51:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
51:00 <anotherirc3r> k dude
51:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u were not around when pong was kind of irc
52:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> when melbourne had 800 ppl!
52:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> where is scott hall
52:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ??
53:00 <anotherirc3r> who is that?
53:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Serenity where is your friends?? MungoGeee and [D]eafie?????
53:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> he is an irc lord
53:00 <Serenity> you what
53:00 <Serenity> never heard of those people in my life
53:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yesss admit it
54:00 <StrykerX> Scott Hall necked up yrs ago
54:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> did you kidd Netz at an IRC meeting?
54:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> kiss
54:00 <StrykerX> Hi pong
54:00 <StrykerX> Long time
54:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who are u
54:00 <ShadowLurker> not long enough
55:00 <StrykerX> MysteriousShado was my old nick
55:00 <ShadowLurker> pongs still a fuckwit
55:00 <Serenity> i dont know those people
55:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong smarter than u all
55:00 <Serenity> stop talking shit
55:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
56:00 <StrykerX> It's the legit pong
56:00 <Dugnuts> so you are going to keep talking shit?
56:00 <StrykerX> I thought it died a long time ago.
56:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yesssss
56:00 <Dugnuts> well at least he is honest about it
56:00 <StrykerX> pong, why aren't you mixing stuff?
56:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] is back!
57:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong mix laster
57:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> later
57:00 <couleurs> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ couleurs ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] is back 2
57:00 <StrykerX> Right. Bored again.
57:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]>  couleurs u used to follow pong
58:00 <couleurs> what do u mean used 2 i still do
58:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yesss
58:00 <couleurs> yeessss
58:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> did u go in #pooland?
58:00 <couleurs> probably
59:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yess
59:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong stole ops in many channels
00:00 <couleurs> pong the original gangster
00:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> where is odd^sock or matty
00:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> he was an ugly looser
00:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> everyone thought [[[[[pong]]]]] was dead
00:00 <couleurs> idk i don't remember them
01:00 <couleurs> did pong become a lawyer and had to go to court or what
01:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> something like that yesss
01:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]>  couleurs were u friends with MrPoo?
01:00 <couleurs> ok pong u r now my lawyer
02:00 <couleurs> oh yeah i remember him
02:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong spoke to Scott Hall one year ago 
02:00 <couleurs> he was pretty funny
02:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> he is still aliveeeeeeeeeeeeee
02:00 <couleurs> who was he i don't remember
03:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> he was like pong
03:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pestered ppl like bastard
03:00 <Clarkson> [23:44:52] be judge of it he is ppls dick by SilkySara's standards
03:00 <couleurs> ok
03:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> shut up clarkson
04:00 <Clarkson> you like your cock dug, can you give us some measurements?
04:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u like dogs cocks
04:00 <couleurs> Clarkson Sux
04:00 <Clarkson> dont wank eat corn n chicken n barley soup
04:00 <Clarkson> this doesnt even fuckin cncern you
04:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yessssss
04:00 <couleurs> told u
05:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong is your overlord
05:00 <couleurs> #melbourne is the new #pooland all hail king [[[[[pong]]]]] 
05:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yesssss
05:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ppl will learn to love pong again
06:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] is back!
08:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pyriel was a stupid bot
08:00 <couleurs> Clarkson is a stupid bot
08:00 <Clarkson> and yeah the kid is fucking CUTE
08:00 <couleurs> told u
08:00 <couleurs> there's a lot of stupid bots in here [[[[[pong]]]]] 
09:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> most are bots
09:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong real
09:00 <couleurs> agreed.
10:00 <anotherirc3r> pong ignores people
10:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> without bots it would have 6 real ppl
10:00 <couleurs> [[[[[pong]]]]] 4 president of austnet 
10:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yrssss
12:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> B1{MIA} do you still hang out in #sex and #teens are you still a chain smoker?
12:00 <couleurs> lol
13:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> mirc had lots of chain smokers with fill ashtrays in the early 2000s
14:00 <couleurs> definitely.
14:00 <couleurs> PS4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 
14:00 <bee_girl> iP6+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:00 <Serenity> is bee girl couluers twin?
25:00 <faux> No couleurs is teh uniquest girl on austnet
25:00 <couleurs> ~WoO-HoO~
25:00 <faux> ~~~confetti~~~
26:00 <faux> And stay out 
26:00 <couleurs> bye pong i lied i'm #1 
28:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10731118_665389126916811_4830959452224193718_n.jpg?oh=ca312c6cf4fa82d149bf397f9ac63ea2&oe=561660FB
28:00 <couleurs> heheh yeap
28:00 <amelia> are you a dad Doodle
28:00 <Doodle> lol no
28:00 <faux> Lmfao
28:00 <faux> He's dadle
29:00 <amelia> woah
29:00 <amelia> i am surprised
29:00 <couleurs> the woman @ bunnings was like "how are you liking this cold?" and i was like "it's ok" and she was like "oh" HAHAHAhaha fkn rekt
29:00 <Doodle> y
29:00 <amelia> you really fucked het day up didn't you
30:00 <amelia> cos you post a lot of dad jokes haha
30:00 <amelia> I JUS ASSUMED
30:00 <couleurs> she kept chatting 2 every1 i was like harry up ig2g irc
31:00 <amelia> she doesn't sound very considerate
31:00 <couleurs> thank u
31:00 <Doodle> u know what happens when u assume
32:00 <couleurs> u me ass
33:00 <Doodle> not in front of them
33:00 <couleurs> HeHeHEEhe
33:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe she knows Ballarat ... everyone is a dad @ 20
34:00 <Immutable> gasp I'm online
34:00 <couleurs> wasp!!!!!
35:00 <Immutable> eating salad and playing wow
35:00 <couleurs> eating wow playing salad
42:00 <Immutable> dota now
43:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf? ... http://thugvirals.com/florida-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-an-alligator/
44:00 <faux> C u later alligator 
44:00 <faux> Don't forget teh condoms m8..r
45:00 <Serenity> how...
46:00 <Bastardly_One> under related stories was this
46:00 <Bastardly_One> http://nypost.com/2015/07/14/68-year-old-travelled-across-country-for-sex-with-horse-cops/
46:00 <faux> Wtf are you reading 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... this is off FB feed
47:00 <couleurs> u got some weird fantasies m8
47:00 <Bastardly_One> The eager 68-year-old — who told cops he has been traveling the country since the 1970s looking for horse sex — flew to the meeting last Friday.
47:00 <xm> you got that off your feed because facebook has been watching you click on brony links and images
48:00 <Bastardly_One> those bronnies are more weird than any fetishist of any kind
00:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/axGVEvW_700b.jpg
00:00 <TheRiddler> for sezz
27:00 <Doodle> oiiiii
27:00 <couleurs> where'd everybodey go...
28:00 <couleurs> hows your datsun
28:00 <Serenity> haha ash
31:00 <Doodle> good thx couleurs
32:00 <couleurs> Doodle n Datsun 4 eva
33:00 <Doodle> ehehe
36:00 <anotherirc3r> mrdanger :)
36:00 <faux> Pounce
43:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/the-force-not-with-swordwielding-jedi-knight-in-bunbury-20150715-gid1vi.html LOL
48:00 <couleurs> https://vine.co/v/e1vZMFtdODA
48:00 <couleurs> me irl
49:00 <faux> http://www.kidspot.com.au/getting-stoned-makes-me-a-better-parent-mum-blogger
49:00 <faux> Oh dear
49:00 <Liinda> nice tshirt couleurs
49:00 <faux> #irclyf
49:00 <couleurs> ty
49:00 <couleurs> Hii Liinda 
50:00 <Liinda> i actually thought aphex twins face would be on that girl instead
50:00 <Liinda> hai couleurs
50:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2bb_0P4rCM
50:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Peggy Olson - Started From The Bottom Views: 19,579 Uploader: Alex Pompliano Uploaded: Jul 13, 2015 Duration: 1m11s Rating: 4.93
52:00 <couleurs> instant favourite that 1
55:00 <MuGgSY> lalalala
55:00 <MuGgSY> does anyone remember dial up ?
56:00 <couleurs> who...
56:00 <TheRiddler> wha
56:00 <faux> Does anyone remember alt caps nicks
56:00 <TheRiddler> no
56:00 <faux> Me 2
56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
57:00 <couleurs> ePiC BeRn
58:00 <Liinda> lmao
59:00 <MuGgSY> lolll
00:00 <MuGgSY> havnet changed my name in 15 yrs its a antique 
01:00 <thestig> sick of your mug
01:00 <faux> Snartyyy
01:00 <thestig> hi snart :p
03:00 <faux> :)
06:00 <MuGgSY> stig get back in the car
07:00 <Liinda> get out of my dreammmmmss
07:00 <Liinda> and into my carrrrrrrr
08:00 <couleurs> ok
12:00 <TheRiddler> smurfs version
15:00 <couleurs> Rachel McAdams on ‘True Detective’ Shootout Scene: ‘I Actually Puked’
15:00 <couleurs> that's hot!!!!!!!!!
20:00 <TheRiddler> sezz they remastered and redubbed the old sailor moon eps
20:00 <TheRiddler> and available to download
22:00 <couleurs> ok
24:00 <Bastardly_One> are you a 10 yr old girl TheRiddler?
25:00 <TheRiddler> no
26:00 <TheRiddler> I wish
26:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Billy Ocean - Get Outta My Dreams Get Into My Car.mp3 (5.08MB 160kbps Joint Stereo 4:26)
27:00 <couleurs> :)))))))
27:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Ash
32:00 <faux> lmao
32:00 <faux> partizzle
33:00 <partay> fauxnizzle
33:00 <faux> How's it
33:00 <partay> nipply
33:00 <faux> lol
33:00 <partay> currently 5°C
33:00 <faux> I may be the only person on earth who loves this weather 
33:00 <partay> its farkin queensland.. i dont own a jumper 
34:00 <faux> Lol maybe you should buy one
34:00 <Liinda> I knew you would eventually get the song out Doodle
34:00 <Doodle> ^_^
34:00 <faux> He's got more than the song out
34:00 <Serenity> no i prefer it cold
34:00 <faux> Ahehahiehauhe
34:00 <partay> i run pretty hot and the wife cold ( not biblicly speaking) so she keeps trying to use me as a hot water bottle 
35:00 <Serenity> fuck being hot
35:00 <Doodle> lol faux
35:00 <Liinda> his 'cadillac'?
35:00 <faux> Haha
35:00 <faux> Agreed sez
35:00 <Liinda> its pink, awh
35:00 <faux> Summer sucks 
35:00 <TheRiddler> did you see what I said sezz
35:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Outkast - Two Dope Boyz (In A Cadillac).mp3 (3.63MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:58)
37:00 <TheRiddler> who has a pink cadillac?
37:00 <faux> lmao
37:00 <TheRiddler> isn't that what elvis drove?
38:00 <partay> nat cole drove one 
39:00 <faux> -_-
39:00 <Doodle> yes TheRiddler
39:00 <TheRiddler> I'd like to know why little elvis was set in australia or such
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <Maurice> I think I just ate a million rontons
40:00 <Serenity> oh just read ash
40:00 <Serenity> cool
42:00 <faux> Yummmm lori
42:00 <partay> whats a ronton
42:00 <faux> Want
42:00 <TheRiddler> beep beep derivery
45:00 <Serenity> anyone watch shameless?
45:00 <TheRiddler> nope
45:00 <Zade> yes
45:00 <faux> Yes
45:00 <TheRiddler> the uk or us 1
45:00 <faux> us
45:00 <Zade> both but prefer u.k
45:00 <faux> Oh really
45:00 <faux> Haven't seen it
45:00 <faux> Are they similar 
46:00 <Zade> first season similiar 
46:00 <Zade> then U.S one goes a lot different 
46:00 <Serenity> i just started the us one
46:00 <Serenity> its so good
46:00 <faux> Yau
46:00 <faux> Yay
47:00 <Zade> season 3 u.s shameless gets more grim 
47:00 <Serenity> im on s01e07
47:00 <Zade> all 11 seasons of U.K shamless are grim 
48:00 <faux> Oh wow 11
48:00 <faux> I started wayward pines
48:00 <faux> I'm loving ir
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
49:00 <Doodle> freeps n peaks
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup yo'
49:00 <couleurs> I'm Lovin' It
49:00 <couleurs> --- mcdonald
50:00 <Doodle> not much
50:00 <Doodle> you?
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> nuffin'
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> much
52:00 <couleurs> muffin'
52:00 <faux> Lmao
52:00 <faux> The 01 in your nick k8 m8 makes me nervous
52:00 <doctor> I feel like chicken tonight - Borak Obaga
53:00 <Doodle> lol
53:00 <TheRiddler> I had hjs
53:00 <TheRiddler> they now have chicken tamer meals
54:00 <Doodle> imagine that on your resume
54:00 <TheRiddler> tendercrisp n grilled chicken
54:00 <Doodle> last job - chicken tamer
54:00 <TheRiddler> lol
54:00 <doctor> pretty cool title imho
55:00 <Serenity> you can rereg just katatonic kate juno
57:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Catatonia - Road Rage.mp3 (5.54MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:02)
57:00 <Doodle> its all over the front paaaaaage
57:00 <Doodle> you give me rrrroad rrrrage
58:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/AR4FsSc.jpg
58:00 <Maurice> rlllllloaddd rlaaaage
58:00 <Doodle> lmao
59:00 <Doodle> omg
59:00 <Doodle> mc hammer invented the super soaker
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ faux, why?
00:00 <faux> I'd it's so irrelevant 
00:00 <faux> Idk*
00:00 <faux> :(
00:00 <couleurs> the greatest living man
00:00 <faux> OMF
00:00 <faux> Tysm
00:00 <couleurs> nick couleurs01
00:00 <faux> I'll kill u
00:00 <couleurs> HAHAHahah
01:00 <faux> bich
01:00 <Doodle> lol
01:00 <Doodle> @mp3 NWA - She Swallowed It.mp3 (2.52MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 2:45)
01:00 <faux> fross
01:00 <Maurice> Goddamn, she licked my balls
01:00 <faux> fairy fross
01:00 <Doodle> eehehe
01:00 <couleurs> don't make me racheael mcangryadams
02:00 <faux> wowee
02:00 <couleurs> --- me just now
02:00 <faux> Don't make me sing
02:00 <Doodle> but i love your singing
02:00 <Doodle> you're a little angel
02:00 <faux> ehehehe
03:00 <faux> ily
03:00 <Doodle> <3
03:00 <Doodle> so i washed these pillows by hand and wrung them out
03:00 <faux> efforr
03:00 <Doodle> stuck them on a clothes horse in front of the heater with a towel under them to drip dry
03:00 <Doodle> cat is on the towel
03:00 <Doodle> .
04:00 <katatonic_kate> pillows...
04:00 <katatonic_kate> you washed pillows...
04:00 <Dugnuts> just get new pillows!
04:00 <partay> Doodle you are so domesticated. You'll make someone a good wife one day
04:00 <Dugnuts> they are like $20
04:00 <katatonic_kate> yeah, i was gonna say that
04:00 <Doodle> nah they were good ones
04:00 <Doodle> hardly used just gone musty
04:00 <TheRiddler> $20 is stilly pretty cheap
04:00 <Doodle> ty partay
04:00 <TheRiddler> for a pillow
05:00 <Doodle> its not the money
05:00 <TheRiddler> mine was $60
05:00 <Doodle> they were perfectly good
05:00 <Doodle> no point in throwing them
05:00 <TheRiddler> I think I need a new 1
05:00 <TheRiddler> had it for 3yrs
05:00 <Doodle> :/
05:00 <Doodle> yes
05:00 <faux> I sleep on a million pillows 
05:00 <Doodle> mine expire in 2 months
05:00 <partay> http://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/11/16/1353070348082/girlfriend1.jpg?w=620&q=85&auto=format&sharp=10&s=225d47f4ad87e191076edc8625aa08a4
06:00 <faux> All 5 bux from kmart 
06:00 <partay> one of these doodle
06:00 <faux> And they're soft and amaze
06:00 <Doodle> haha
06:00 <Doodle> tittypillow
06:00 <faux> I wanna buy some more and sleep on like 1000
06:00 <faux> I love pillows
06:00 <TheRiddler> mine is a latex pillow
06:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
06:00 <faux> Ofc it is
06:00 <TheRiddler> I dont know when it expires
06:00 <Doodle> never
06:00 <Doodle> its latex
06:00 <Dugnuts> so they gave the bf pillow tits eh
06:00 <Dugnuts> interesting
07:00 <faux> My couch pillows were more exxy than the ones i sleep on
07:00 <faux> Weird
07:00 <TheRiddler> lol I dont mean that in a dirty way
07:00 <Doodle> lol he is getting rained on
07:00 <Doodle> dickhead
07:00 <Dugnuts> im imagining faux with a nest of pillows in the corner
07:00 <Dugnuts> crawling into it like a cat
07:00 <Doodle> going around in circles before she sits down
08:00 <Doodle> and kneading them
08:00 <TheRiddler> make a fort
08:00 <Dugnuts> heh
08:00 <faux> :D
08:00 <faux> I wish
08:00 <faux> Pillows rock
08:00 <faux> I have a huge teddy in my lounge room I sleep on
08:00 <Dugnuts> i prefer a mattress
08:00 <Dugnuts> has support
08:00 <Doodle> does he have a wing wang
08:00 <faux> He's so comfy 
08:00 <faux> No.
09:00 <faux> gosh
09:00 <Dugnuts> doesnt have lumps
09:00 <Doodle> ehehehe
09:00 <TheRiddler> like a giant teddy bear?
09:00 <faux> No a giant teddy shoe
09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
09:00 <Doodle> lmao
09:00 <faux> Yes a giant teddy bear
09:00 <Doodle> i sleep in a teddy, the lingerie kind
09:00 <faux> I didn't want him up here and when mum came over she's lik Guesssss who I washed for u
09:00 <Dugnuts> i think thats how everyone imagined it Doodle
09:00 <faux> I'm like noooo I don't want clutter
09:00 <Doodle> ew clutter
09:00 <faux> And its the best thing she's ever done
10:00 <TheRiddler> I've never thought of giant teddy bears the same again since my youngest sis let out she masturbated with 1...
10:00 <faux> He sits on me coucy
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
10:00 <faux> What
10:00 <Doodle> whoahhhhhhh
10:00 <faux> Th
10:00 <faux> Fucj. 
10:00 <Doodle> lol
10:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
10:00 <partay> id pay to watch faux straddle that bear
10:00 <katatonic_kate> what the hell
10:00 <Doodle> TheRiddler: was it big ted or little ted?
10:00 <TheRiddler> it's that time she was wasted
10:00 <Dugnuts> equipped it with a strapon?
10:00 <Dugnuts> :P
10:00 <katatonic_kate> lol
10:00 <katatonic_kate> oh gawd
10:00 <TheRiddler> we were playing I had never
10:00 <Dugnuts> saw sasha grey do something similar once
11:00 <TheRiddler> her husband suggested the game
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:00 <faux> partay u sicko
11:00 <partay> sasha was on Entourage
11:00 <partay> faux you say that like its a bad thing 
11:00 <faux> Lol
12:00 <Doodle> faux
12:00 <Doodle> whats his name
12:00 <faux> Hi
12:00 <Doodle> is it rob
12:00 <faux> Who
12:00 <Doodle> the bear
12:00 <faux> No its teddy
12:00 <faux> lmao
12:00 <faux> So original
12:00 <Doodle> lol 
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <faux> Idk it doesn't have a name
12:00 <Doodle> ted e. bear
12:00 <faux> I don't call him things I'm not ashs sister
12:00 <Doodle> loool
13:00 <Doodle> otherwise his name would be GIVE IT TO ME
13:00 <TheRiddler> so you just grunt
13:00 <TheRiddler> :P
14:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The J.B.'s - Grunt.mp3 (3.69MB 192kbps Stereo 2:41)
15:00 <faux> Lordy
15:00 <faux> Bunch of sickos
15:00 <Doodle> lol
15:00 <Doodle> dont pretend you dont like it
15:00 <Dugnuts> now she'll think about it next time she looks at the teddy
15:00 <TheRiddler> there's a fair few vids of women using teddies lol
16:00 <Doodle> :/
16:00 <Dugnuts> you've ruined it for her now
16:00 <Doodle> dude
16:00 <faux> Ok I'm removing myself from this situation 
16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:00 <Doodle> lol
16:00 <faux> You've tarnished my bears good name
16:00 <Doodle> he doesnt have a name
16:00 <faux> Aka teddy
16:00 <faux> DONT GET TECHNICAL ROBERT
16:00 <Doodle> aka GIVE IT TO ME
16:00 <faux> Just like u ruined my sisters name
16:00 <Doodle> lol robert
16:00 <Doodle> hehehehehehe
17:00 <faux> Don't say it in here shhh
17:00 <Doodle> i forgot your sisters name
17:00 <Doodle> :/
17:00 <faux> Goos
17:00 <faux> D
17:00 <smashmouse> goose!
17:00 <faux> Goosd
17:00 <smashmouse> ye gewsh
17:00 <Doodle> lol no remind me in pm 
17:00 <smashmouse> ya Goosd it Doodle
17:00 <Doodle> immediately
17:00 <TheRiddler> how did he ruin it?
18:00 <faux> Check cunts ash
18:00 <TheRiddler> ok
18:00 <couleurs> HAHAHahah
20:00 <Doodle> i think Liinda and katatonic_kate should mud wrestle over who gets to put the kettle on for me
20:00 <katatonic_kate> i think you should suck my dick
20:00 <katatonic_kate> :P
20:00 <Doodle> haha
21:00 <Doodle> well i was going to suggest that after
21:00 <TheRiddler> kettle_kate
21:00 <Doodle> omg yesssssssss
21:00 <Doodle> kettletonic_kate
21:00 <Doodle> D:
21:00 <faux> Lmao
21:00 <couleurs> Liinkettle
22:00 <faux> Rofl
22:00 <Doodle> lol
22:00 <faux> ahahaahahaahahahhahaahhaahahaha
22:00 <faux> I don't know why that's so funny
22:00 <couleurs> those are your new nicks from now on pls change them
22:00 <faux> Now I want to make everyone's nick kettleish
22:00 <faux> kettleurs
22:00 <faux> Woo
22:00 <couleurs> me 2
22:00 <Doodle> hhaha
22:00 <couleurs> fauxttle
23:00 <faux> Kettlenetic
23:00 <faux> ^KeTtLe^
24:00 <Doodle> ShadowKettle
24:00 <faux> TheKettler
24:00 <Doodle> TheKettler
24:00 <faux> Yesss
24:00 <Doodle> lol zing
24:00 <faux> Lmao
24:00 <couleurs> amskétt
24:00 <faux> Hahaha
25:00 <faux> gs69kettle
25:00 <Doodle> oh god lol
25:00 <katatonic_kate> lol @ the kettler 
25:00 <katatonic_kate> i think i need a new chat name
25:00 <faux> BlackKettle
25:00 <katatonic_kate> LOL
25:00 <Doodle> what about SweatyMcTitgutter
25:00 <couleurs> Kettlardy_Kone
25:00 <faux> kettle_girl
25:00 <katatonic_kate> what about no
25:00 <faux> Lmao
25:00 <katatonic_kate> sounds like cornflake girl
25:00 <Doodle> lol
25:00 <faux> Titgutter
25:00 <faux> Wtf
25:00 <Doodle> what
26:00 <couleurs> [[[[[[[[[[[[ kettle ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
26:00 <faux> LOL
26:00 <Doodle> haha
26:00 <faux> iTaL^KeTtLe
26:00 <couleurs> lolol
26:00 <faux> KettleX
27:00 <faux> KettlesDontDrive
27:00 <Doodle> wots^ur^kettledoinswitchedoffm8
27:00 <faux> TheDarkKettle
27:00 <katatonic_kate> noice
27:00 <katatonic_kate> that's a good one
27:00 <couleurs> lol
27:00 <Doodle> which btw it still is
27:00 <faux> Keettllee
27:00 <faux> Aka ossccaarrr
27:00 <faux> Lmao
27:00 <Doodle> lol
28:00 <faux> Herkettles
28:00 <couleurs> Lumeketteah
28:00 <faux> loll
28:00 <couleurs> MeKettsta
29:00 <faux> Kettleice
29:00 <couleurs> KeoKett64
29:00 <couleurs> KeT
30:00 <couleurs> ok i'm done
30:00 <faux> Who is ket
30:00 <couleurs> DoC
30:00 <faux> Rofl
30:00 <TheRiddler> nerdykettle
30:00 <couleurs> k^ttle
30:00 <TheRiddler> realkettle
31:00 <TheRiddler> kettlelurker
31:00 <TheRiddler> oh we did that 1
31:00 <faux> lol
31:00 <couleurs> kee_ttle
31:00 <couleurs> TheKettler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
31:00 <faux> See what u started doodle
31:00 <couleurs> oh wait
32:00 <couleurs> huhuhuhu
32:00 <faux> The best was the time we replaced movie titles with cunt 
32:00 <Doodle> if you put in half as much effort into actually putting my kettle on i;d have a cup of tea by now
32:00 <faux> Rofl
32:00 <Doodle> hehehe
32:00 <TheRiddler> good cunt hunting
32:00 <couleurs> Driving Ms Cunt
32:00 <Doodle> whoah
32:00 <faux> Dude where's my cunt 
32:00 <Doodle> rooster is yelling at me brb
32:00 <faux> Lol
32:00 <faux> Stir fry that cunt
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <TheRiddler> cunt runnings
33:00 <faux> Honey I shrunk the cunt
33:00 <couleurs> What's Eating Cunt Grape
33:00 <katatonic_kate> wot
33:00 <faux> Lolll
33:00 <couleurs> Forrest Cunt
33:00 <katatonic_kate> classy
34:00 <faux> Mean cunts
34:00 <faux> Harry potter and the philosophers cunt
34:00 <Clarkson> ours did the amber light faggot shit
34:00 <katatonic_kate> ha!
34:00 <TheRiddler> dispicable cunt
35:00 <katatonic_kate> charlie and the chocolate cunt factory 
35:00 <katatonic_kate> sound more like a porno
35:00 <faux> -chocolate 
35:00 <katatonic_kate> lol @ riddler
35:00 <faux> It's a wonderful cunt
35:00 <partay> 101 cunts
35:00 <Clarkson> Argument ok there's no fucking e
35:00 <katatonic_kate> LOL
35:00 <faux> lollll
36:00 <katatonic_kate> http://www.sloganmaker.com/ - then use cunt
36:00 <faux> Ty clarkson 
36:00 <Clarkson> un-original piece of shit
36:00 <faux> wowee
36:00 <katatonic_kate> 1,0Get that golden glow with cunt.
36:00 <katatonic_kate> cunt just do it
36:00 <Liinda> LOL
36:00 <Clarkson> kunny lick my asshole
36:00 <katatonic_kate> LOL
36:00 <couleurs> Terminator 2: Cuntment Day
37:00 <katatonic_kate> ha
37:00 <katatonic_kate> 1,0"Night or day, cunt is your way"
37:00 <smashmouse> ill butt punch ur asshole with my tongue
37:00 <Clarkson> i dont have any head fucks yet but ill keep that in mind
37:00 <smashmouse> and toss ur salad
38:00 <couleurs> Snatch
38:00 <couleurs> c wat i did their omg BLEW UR MIND smashmouse !!!!!!!!
38:00 <katatonic_kate> 1,0The Queen of cunt.
38:00 <Liinda> lol i tried it with my name: Linda - You see this name, you think dirty
38:00 <Doodle> lol wtf have i come back to
38:00 <Liinda> where;s my tea Doodle
38:00 <the_queen_of_cunt> shall be known as
38:00 <Doodle> its
38:00 <Doodle> in my pants
38:00 <TheRiddler> I do that already Liinda :p
38:00 <the_queen_of_cunt> maybe…. the cunty_queen
39:00 <TheRiddler> You can count on cunt.
39:00 <couleurs> couleurs - Simply the freshest.
39:00 <couleurs> i'm a mint
39:00 <couleurs> or some thang
39:00 <Doodle> The secret of Doodle.
40:00 <couleurs> Mentos - The Doodle Maker.
40:00 <Liinda> lol TheRiddler
40:00 <Liinda> lol couleurs
40:00 <TheRiddler> TheRiddler you like it.
41:00 <the_queen_of_cunt> mint swag
41:00 <couleurs> !weather
41:00 <couleurs> It's cold as tits.
41:00 <Doodle> tits are warm
41:00 <the_queen_of_cunt> as ya mums
41:00 <Doodle> well
41:00 <Doodle> most of them
41:00 <couleurs> :))))))))
41:00 <Doodle> the ones int he freezer arent
42:00 <Doodle> int he
42:00 <TheRiddler> breast meat
42:00 <the_queen_of_cunt> gah
43:00 <smashmouse> ps4!
43:00 <smashmouse> fifa 14 lolz
43:00 <Queen_Cunty> next
43:00 <faux> lel
43:00 <faux> XD
43:00 <couleurs> kik
43:00 <faux> ^5
43:00 <smashmouse> i need a second controller
43:00 <smashmouse> couleurs, so friends dont use my batman one lel
43:00 <couleurs> so you can play your imaginary frie... oh ok
44:00 <couleurs> lel
44:00 <smashmouse> lmaoz
44:00 <smashmouse> yes!!!!
44:00 <smashmouse> i want teh vertical stand with the two controller docks!!
44:00 <faux> Oh baby it got a little crazy on the first night so ima have to do u better than the first time
44:00 <faux> Just get the other controller from ur mum's ps4
44:00 <faux> Lolz
44:00 <smashmouse> but it's 47 dollars pffff
45:00 <smashmouse> lolz if she had one
45:00 <faux> I thought u said u had a second ps4 at ur mums
45:00 <smashmouse> jack sold that one for me on gumtree aaaaagggggggeeeeees ago
45:00 <faux> Oh ok
45:00 <Queen_Cunty> bamp bow
45:00 <couleurs> i've nearly worn out my original black 1 from months of FiFa if u no wat i mean ;)
45:00 <faux> Kewl 
45:00 <smashmouse> :P
45:00 <faux> Pics
45:00 <smashmouse> i learnt my lesson
45:00 <Liinda> you fap to fifa?
45:00 <couleurs> HehHEheh
45:00 <smashmouse> ye ive fkd one xbox controller to shit
45:00 <smashmouse> haha
46:00 <smashmouse> coz of bf4
46:00 <Queen_Cunty> wot
46:00 <smashmouse> go hard or go home!
46:00 <smashmouse> lolz
46:00 <Queen_Cunty> flesh light dude
46:00 <Queen_Cunty> honestly
46:00 <Liinda> lol
46:00 <faux> Everyday I spend my time drinking wine feeling fineee
46:00 <smashmouse> mate of mine has a fleshlight
46:00 <Queen_Cunty> no one wants jizz on a controller
46:00 <faux> I feel like this song was written for me
46:00 <faux> Or about me
46:00 <faux> Whatever
46:00 <smashmouse> us guys get curious uno
46:00 <smashmouse> ;)
46:00 <Queen_Cunty> and you share it with him>
46:00 <smashmouse> well no
46:00 <Queen_Cunty> but you wanna
46:00 <smashmouse> no interest in them
47:00 <Queen_Cunty> surrrre
47:00 <smashmouse> I've got two hands ;)
47:00 <faux> My exs mate had a rubber vagina 
47:00 <Liinda> is it really soft? cos otherwise youd be scared itd tear your skin off your pee pee
47:00 <couleurs> WiNk ;)
47:00 <smashmouse> hahahahaha
47:00 <smashmouse> gross
47:00 <Queen_Cunty> lol
47:00 <smashmouse> i think fleshlight is gross 2
47:00 <faux> We went to his house once and I was leaning against something squishy
47:00 <faux> And I'm like wtf is this
47:00 <smashmouse> i think blow up dolls r funny
47:00 <Queen_Cunty> BAM
47:00 <smashmouse> lmao did u touch it
47:00 <Queen_Cunty> rubber vagina
47:00 <faux> I don't think I ever jumped so high in my life
47:00 <couleurs> WaNk ;)
47:00 <smashmouse> oh YUK
47:00 <Liinda> lol
47:00 <Queen_Cunty> LOL
47:00 <smashmouse> u bum touched it?
47:00 <faux> There was half a bottle of lube on the table too
47:00 <Liinda> lmao
47:00 <smashmouse> ROFL!!!!!
47:00 <faux> I'm lik wtf have we come to
47:00 <faux> U have guest u weirdo
47:00 <Queen_Cunty> LMFAO
47:00 <faux> Hide ur shit
48:00 <Liinda> hais panadols 
48:00 <Queen_Cunty> LOL
48:00 <faux> He was weird
48:00 <Queen_Cunty> were you like, dude, get a flesh light
48:00 <Liinda> prob stil is
48:00 <Queen_Cunty> easier to hid?
48:00 <couleurs> hope you went to take 7 showers afterwards
48:00 <Queen_Cunty> hide**
48:00 <TheRiddler> I still have mine
48:00 <Queen_Cunty> rubber vagina?
48:00 <TheRiddler> even tho I dont use it
48:00 <TheRiddler> flesh light
48:00 <TheRiddler> lol
48:00 <Queen_Cunty> surrrrre
48:00 <faux> He used to pop e and come out with us and once he was sitting in the back and playing wth the electric windows and whenever it went back up he was like "PING" over ad over he did it like 40 times
49:00 <Liinda> lol weirdo
49:00 <couleurs> huh no big deal, i've got a flash light too
49:00 <Queen_Cunty> LOL
49:00 <faux> Yeah he was nutso
49:00 <Queen_Cunty> no wonder he was single n' stuff
49:00 <TheRiddler> I bought it when I got that egg thing lol
49:00 <Queen_Cunty> butt egg?
49:00 <faux> When he started dealing we stopped talking to him
49:00 <faux> Then he cleaned his act up and got super healthy 
49:00 <faux> And now he's a gym.junkie
50:00 <Liinda> wow on the roids?
50:00 <faux> I take it kate hasn't seen yr video 
50:00 <faux> Lmao
50:00 <Queen_Cunty> LINKS
50:00 <Liinda> ^
50:00 <couleurs> quit quit quit quit
50:00 <Queen_Cunty> right now
50:00 <TheRiddler> you dont want it lol
50:00 <faux> No roids
50:00 <faux> He's healthy 
50:00 <Queen_Cunty> yus i do
50:00 <faux> Clean
50:00 <faux> Eats clean trains hard
50:00 <Liinda> good that he has made a change 
50:00 <faux> Yeah
51:00 <faux> He was bad fr a while 
51:00 <faux> Living in his parents garage cos they wouldn't let him inside
51:00 <faux> Lmao
51:00 <TheRiddler> does he look like gs69azza?
51:00 <Liinda> lol
51:00 <couleurs> i'm going 2 make a change in oct... going 2 stop FiFa 15 and start FiFa 16 hope 2 make u guys proud
51:00 <Liinda> least he didnt hit rock bottom
51:00 <faux> I'm like maybe cos u have a fucking rubber vagina 
51:00 <Liinda> oh couleurs, our little boy is growing up
51:00 <faux> Nah not that big
52:00 <faux> Haha
52:00 <faux> Owe my tummy hurts
52:00 <Liinda> lol was gonna ask if it was Adonis
52:00 <Queen_Cunty> my lower back hurts
53:00 <faux> How come 
53:00 <Queen_Cunty> so… pre warning if i'm a cunt in the next fewdays
53:00 <Liinda> my legs and bum hurt... did a 45 min walk at lunch time yesterday
53:00 <Queen_Cunty> don't take it personally :P
53:00 <Doodle> want me to rub them
53:00 <Clarkson> unlike my dick which gets crammed in the gob
53:00 <Liinda> Queen_Red_Cunty?
53:00 <Queen_Cunty> yeah….
53:00 <faux> Yeah r u bleeding at 12km an hour
53:00 <Queen_Cunty> not yet
53:00 <faux> Oh
53:00 <Liinda> awh
53:00 <faux> Don't cough
53:00 <Queen_Cunty> LOL
54:00 <faux> Woooot my mumma is coming to syd on sat
54:00 <faux> Seeing her on sunday hopefully :')
54:00 <couleurs> pics of butts n legs every1
54:00 <Doodle> say hi from me
54:00 <Queen_Cunty> my mum is visiting 
54:00 <Queen_Cunty> yay
54:00 <faux> Where does she live
54:00 <Queen_Cunty> byron
54:00 <faux> Oh
55:00 <faux> Isn't that near u
55:00 <Queen_Cunty> i live in sydney
55:00 <Queen_Cunty> duh!
55:00 <faux> Oh
55:00 <faux> Well fu mines in a diff state
55:00 <faux> More exciting 
55:00 <faux> Loll
55:00 <Queen_Cunty> :P
56:00 <Queen_Cunty> i need 800 pairs of socks
56:00 <TheRiddler> did you see the inbetweeners 2 version of byron
57:00 <faux> I'm in a short sleeve nightie
57:00 <faux> Winter ftw
57:00 <TheRiddler> also watch inbetweeners
57:00 <TheRiddler> aww football friend
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