// #d&d — 2012-05-31
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00:08:58 <Avatar> rip billy
00:09:33 <paul_Banks> thx
00:09:44 <paul_Banks> http://i.imgur.com/UcVsF.jpg
00:10:44 <Avatar> do you a better photo than that
00:11:22 <Hydrazine> http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/comics/2011-01-03.jpg
00:11:51 <MekkisScreen> Hydrazine: what would your preference be?
00:12:01 <Hydrazine> Redheads.
00:12:06 <MekkisScreen> ?
00:12:14 <MekkisScreen> if I were to run a campaign, would you rather a dungeon crawl, an investigation, or high political intrigue?
00:12:17 <Hydrazine> I don't know what the question is, so I'm guessing.
00:12:18 <Hydrazine> Oh.
00:12:20 <paul_Banks> yes
00:12:43 <Hydrazine> Either of the second two.
00:13:14 <Hydrazine> I didn't think I liked politics until I realized how much I loved Dune and Ice and Fire.
00:13:45 <paul_Banks> http://i50.tinypic.com/1gq5va.jpg
00:14:04 <MekkisScreen> (coincidently, they're in order of ease to run well)
00:14:37 <Hydrazine> Gotta have a reason to care about the politics in game though.
00:17:11 <BoomerET> I just wanna play.
00:28:35 <Mekkis> Hydrazine, that's a problem too
00:29:32 <Mort-> I don't like politics
00:30:08 <Mort-> I'm not even sure if i would be good at investgation
00:30:19 <Mort-> But hey you never know till you try do you?
00:31:09 <Mort-> I don't think I've ever done investigation though
00:31:39 * Mort- is a curious sort
00:31:55 <Mort-> Remind us to hit perception up the roof
00:32:08 <MekkisScreen> perception doesn't do it
00:32:12 <Mort-> Maybe it might be time to roll a bard
00:32:49 <Mort-> Well in hong kong tv dramas its always spot all the clues
00:33:07 <Mort-> If that isn't perception i don't know what it is?
00:33:23 <Mort-> I've never been a bard.
00:33:35 <Mort-> Rdd?
00:34:35 <Mort-> Pally dip? But i don't want to rp a pally :(
00:34:36 <Mort-> Its such a pain in the bum
00:35:13 <Mort-> Oh no. Don't tell me ill have to be gnome bard? :(
00:35:23 <Mort-> Its a horrible horrible day
00:35:38 <Avatar> what are you talking about
00:36:04 <Mort-> Meks campaign
00:36:16 <Mort-> I think ill do skill monkey
00:36:18 <Avatar> did he say you had to play a gnome bard
00:36:40 <Mort-> No
00:36:56 <Mort-> But i feel something tugging at me
00:37:07 <Avatar> maybe you just secretly want to play one
00:37:09 <Mort-> To be transformed into a gnome.
00:37:29 <Mort-> That's horrible. I think i must be not feeling well
00:37:35 <Mort-> To even think of such a thing
00:39:36 <Avatar> just do it
00:39:47 <Avatar> there's no shame
00:40:14 <Mort-> There's something wrong with me. I need to kick myself into a pool of water
00:40:51 <Avatar> keep talking like that and there'll be something wrong with you, I reckon
00:40:54 <Mort-> Someone must have spiked my drink
00:41:04 <Mort-> Mekkis!
00:41:19 <Mort-> I blame you for putting evil thoughts into my mind
00:41:36 <Avatar> obviously you want to roll one up, just do it
00:41:46 <Mort-> My god. I begin to think a gnome bard might be a good idea
00:41:54 <Mort-> That's oh god horrible
00:42:02 <Avatar> it's really not
00:42:04 <Mort-> How did i fall so badly
00:42:26 <Mort-> That I'm even considering rolling a gnome?
00:48:48 * Hydrazine slaps Mort.
00:48:52 <Hydrazine> Get a hold of yourself!
00:49:03 <Mort-> I can't help it
00:49:08 * BoomerET agrees
00:49:15 <Mort-> I feel like rolling a gnome!
00:49:33 <Mort-> I bet I'm under a compulsion
00:49:59 * Hydrazine slaps Mort again.
00:50:00 <exBoomerET> You mean like going down to the 7-11, and seeing what he has in his pockets, right. Please tell me that's what you mean by rolling a gnome.
00:50:01 <Hydrazine> Snap out of it!
00:50:29 <Mort-> Point is gnomes make good bards
00:50:46 <Mort-> And I'm eyeing the feat breadth of experience
00:51:12 <exBoomerET> Oh no, and I own the pdf of Gnomes of Golarion.
00:51:17 <exBoomerET> Oh woe is me.
00:51:57 <Mort-> Of all the races that that feat can apply to
00:52:11 <Mort-> Gnomes are Most suited for bard.
00:52:44 <exBoomerET> Must.. not.. open.. pdf..
00:53:03 <Mort-> Must turn away from the dark side.
00:53:15 <Mort-> I can't believe i think its a good idea
00:55:18 <Avatar> breadth of experience isn't very good for a bard
00:55:35 <Mort-> Favoured class for gnome is awesome as well
00:55:59 <Mort-> +1 to bardic performance rounds
00:57:19 * Mort- meditates. Purge thy mind of the dark side
01:04:11 <Mort-> Yep definitely bard
01:04:19 <Mort-> i don't think ill rdd though
01:28:40 <paul_Banks> did i kill the room
01:36:08 <Steven> Creatures w/ an int of 3 and 4 suck so bad
01:36:27 <Steven> mostly when they have a moral of 'attacks first person who enters the room'
01:39:17 <Hydrazine> I had a gm that pissed me off metagaming like that, Steven.
01:39:33 <Hydrazine> I led the pack because I had the best AC and saves, right?
01:39:50 <Hydrazine> Dumb monsters would regularly roll right past me and proceed on to softer targets.
01:40:02 <Steven> yeah, i didnt change the moral
01:40:06 <Steven> Its what they do
01:41:36 <Steven> creatures with an int of 3 are only as smart as beasts
01:41:59 <Steven> they dont have the facualties to switch targets if they dont hit on the first go
01:42:22 <Mort-> You need to do circle of control
01:42:24 <Steven> one of the players argued with me about tripping the earth elemental
01:42:26 <Mort-> Aka trip!
01:42:48 <Steven> and i was like okay, you trip it on your first attack, it goes prone and is now underneath the sand
01:42:50 <Mort-> Or try xyns way :p
01:42:55 <Steven> meaning your second attack doesnt hit
01:42:56 <Mort-> But its a tad..
01:42:59 <Mort-> Burrow?
01:43:04 <Mekkis> no. Everyone here should be asleep
01:43:09 <Mekkis> myself included
01:43:17 <Mort-> Note to self. Do not trip an earth elemental.
01:43:20 <Steven> it was fun, anyways goin afk gotta run to the store.
01:43:35 <Steven> dont trip an earth elemental when its half submerged in sand
01:52:45 <Mort-> Oh ok
01:56:57 <Avatar> not me
02:15:10 <Steven> back
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02:45:08 <Mort-> Can't wait till i can be a syn again
02:45:15 <Mort-> But its a tad haxed
03:02:35 <Steven> I refuse to sleep
03:16:22 <exBoomerET> What happens if somebody casts Sleep?
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03:19:51 <Steven> I am immune
03:19:54 <Steven> like an elf
03:20:17 <Avatar> steven the elf
03:23:17 <Steven> fo sho
03:31:15 * exBoomerET looks for pointy ears, and tries to decide is it elf or vulcan.
03:39:42 <Steven> so what up
03:47:15 <Steven> pffft you crazy
03:56:17 <exBoomerET> Vulcan = Space Elves, Drow = Dark Elves
03:56:49 <Steven> sucks cause im totaly a rationalist, so im like a vulcan lol
03:57:41 <exBoomerET> I must be a rationalist too, because I eat rations.
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03:59:27 <Steven> sucks to be you
04:13:00 <exBoomerET> Hmm, my definition of rations differs from what I'm finding on-line.
04:13:17 <exBoomerET> I'm not sure I've ever had rations. We had cooks in the Navy.
04:15:06 <Steven> ive had army and marine rations before
04:15:16 <Steven> they dont taste very yummy
04:17:13 <exBoomerET> So I guess I'm not a rationalist.
04:18:33 <exBoomerET> My political and religious views is to be good to each other. Simple and easy to follow.
04:32:53 <Steven> yeah... rationalism doesnt say you cant be religious, it just takes religion out of the question for determining actions
04:34:02 <Hydrazine> patriotism is just like school spirit.
04:37:43 <Steven> wow.... the 9th level cleric spells just suck...
04:38:24 <Steven> i mean when compaired to the 9th level arcane spells
04:53:19 <Mort-> I want to play my synthesist
05:15:17 <Steven> spilt dr pepper all over my laptop keyboard and now its all sticky and annoying
05:19:01 <Avatar> why haven't you played it yet mort
05:21:37 <Steven> blarg!
05:21:50 <Steven> stupid delicious dr pepper messing up my keyboard
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05:30:20 <WorkinSushi> What's up people~
05:30:35 <Hydrazine> Theorizing monk stuff.
05:37:52 <exBoomerET> <- Contemplating my belly-button.
05:38:49 <Hydrazine> !throw 5#1d20+15 attack; 5#2d8+22 damage
05:38:50 <diebot> Hydrazine, attack: [1d20=18] 33, [1d20=4] 19, [1d20=19] 34, [1d20=17] 32, [1d20=16] 31; damage: [2d8=4,6] 32, [2d8=2,4] 28, [2d8=1,1] 24, [2d8=1,7] 30, [2d8=7,4] 33
05:45:42 <WorkinSushi> Why/How is your monk doing 2d8+22?
05:47:23 <Mort-> Because you wouldn't gm for her :p
05:47:40 <Steven> mort what you talkin about?
05:47:41 <Mort-> She did appear in voices in the void avatar ^^
05:47:57 <Mort-> My synthesist
05:48:08 <Mort-> You said no syns :p
05:50:12 <Steven> Yup gonna put this credit on salvanar
05:50:22 <Hydrazine> Why not?
05:50:27 <Steven> 2.5k+ seems pretty good
05:51:24 <Mort-> Yeah weekend soon
05:51:37 <Mort-> Should i skip pfs this week?
05:51:47 <Steven> do what you want
05:51:47 <Mort-> I can't really play on Sunday any way
05:52:03 <WorkinSushi> ... that's not the why I'm asking...
05:52:22 <WorkinSushi> What enables him to do so?
05:53:30 <Hydrazine> Mostly, that I'm just crunching numbers to see what I could get a monk to do.
05:53:47 <WorkinSushi> Okay~
05:53:55 <Brunius> why does the screen appear to be zooming in and out
05:54:10 <Hydrazine> This is considering highest str I can get to.
05:54:22 <Hydrazine> Dragon style lets a monk use 1.5str with unarmed.
05:54:26 <WorkinSushi> Because I didn't think that pfs went to lvl 15 and even then +22 is still a scarey number
05:54:39 <WorkinSushi> O_o
05:54:49 <Hydrazine> 1.5str with unarmed puts power attack at 3 for 1.
05:54:58 <WorkinSushi> Yes it does
05:55:14 <WorkinSushi> And a 24str would be easy to hit by 15
05:55:15 <Hydrazine> robes of the monk boost the raw dice at level 11 to 2d8.
05:55:25 <WorkinSushi> They have those?
05:55:28 <WorkinSushi> Nice
05:56:56 <Steven> have you dont any drugs lately?
05:57:16 <Hydrazine> This is only at level 11, Sushi.
05:57:51 <Hydrazine> If I can land a successful stun, with medusa's wrath, possibly 8 attacks in a flurry.
05:58:03 <Hydrazine> The problem though is accuracy.
05:59:01 <Brunius> not to my knowledge
05:59:08 <Brunius> unless tim tams are a drug
05:59:23 <Steven> they totaly are...
06:00:01 <WorkinSushi> Hmmm...
06:00:41 <Hydrazine> +22 ain't so bad, per attack. My considerations for Jerus at 11 put him at +28.
06:00:59 <Hydrazine> But he doesn't swing 8 times a round.
06:01:08 <WorkinSushi> Yea that's not bad at 11 in fact that's still good
06:02:28 <Hydrazine> Problem for the monk is.. None of this really shows up until level 7.
06:03:21 <Steven> im thinking its Mithril Mountain Pattern Armor
06:03:26 <Hydrazine> I think it might work out better to try it on a fighter instead. Get much better accuracy and a bit more damage instead of so many attacks.
06:06:38 <WorkinSushi> ^
06:06:59 <Mort-> You staring at comp too long?
06:07:04 <WorkinSushi> Also your ac will be much easier to get to normalized levels
06:07:34 <Mort-> Btw Steven how long did you guys take on decline of glory
06:07:37 <Mort-> Curious
06:07:47 <WorkinSushi> I'm thinking I want to make a Harrower forvlulz
06:07:54 <Mort-> As in rl time
06:08:27 <WorkinSushi> Quick question are there any races that are +con +int?
06:08:43 <WorkinSushi> I don't care where the - is
06:09:50 <Mort-> Urk
06:10:42 <exBoomerET> Both +con AND +int?
06:17:18 <Steven> fourteen hours
06:17:22 <Steven> thirty two minutes
06:17:28 <Steven> and sixteen seconds
06:18:08 <WorkinSushi> Yep. In 3.5 there were a few. I doubt there are any in pathfinder. I'll probably just go elf instead.
06:18:22 <Mort-> Seriously in rl time
06:18:29 <exBoomerET> There aren't, I just asked in the 'unofficial' Paizo chat room.
06:18:47 <exBoomerET> Where Paizo employees and Rite Publishing peeps hang out.
06:18:47 <WorkinSushi> Making a wizard and so far I'm thinking 7 16 10 20 10 10
06:18:48 <Mort-> Didn't count?
06:18:58 <WorkinSushi> Kay
06:26:25 <WorkinSushi> Although the idea of actually having a wis score is sounding nice
06:26:30 <Mort-> Mek around?
06:37:58 <exBoomerET> I've been playing w/ d20pro, I quite like it so far.
06:39:40 <WorkinSushi> I'll check it out when I get home.
06:39:59 <WorkinSushi> It was a tabletop program right?
06:40:18 <exBoomerET> Yes. I bought the GM version, as well as Fantasy Grounds full version.
06:40:35 <exBoomerET> I don't want to miss out on a game if the opportunity presents itself.
06:41:20 <exBoomerET> But I also hear a lot of good things about MapTools. But I will admit that CA is no slouch.
06:44:41 <WorkinSushi> CA is nice but my port forwarding isn't working for some unknown reason... worked for maptools when I set it to the same port -_-
06:45:04 <WorkinSushi> And no problems with a firewall either...
06:47:35 <Hydrazine> Boomer, you're looking for something to run games with?
06:50:27 <exBoomerET> I'm just playing with all my options, buying them all to make the best informed decision.
06:50:46 <exBoomerET> Well, I've bough d20pro and fantasygrounds II
06:51:09 <Hydrazine> I was trying to point you towards Tristen's browser based map prog, but either his site's down or I can't figure out how to get to it.
06:51:48 <exBoomerET> you mean the kickstarter one?
06:51:52 <exBoomerET> d20roll?
06:52:02 <Hydrazine> He made his own.
06:52:23 <Hydrazine> Its pretty nice, I like it. I was playing with it when he was getting the whole thing going.
06:54:32 <exBoomerET> Just found another: http://www.rpgtonight.com/
06:57:46 <exBoomerET> Wow, that one might not have had any changes in a few years?
06:58:24 <Hydrazine> looks a little... antique.
07:00:08 <exBoomerET> There's another one that's in development by a guy on the Paizo chat called TTopRPG.
07:00:16 <exBoomerET> ttoprpg.com I think
07:00:32 <exBoomerET> http://ttoprpg.com/TTopRPG/index.htm
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07:42:38 <Mekkis> Steven, did you get your chronicle sheet?
07:48:25 <Hydrazine> I got mine, Mek. Thankya.
07:48:30 <Hydrazine> Was a good game too. Had fun.
07:48:38 <Hydrazine> Even if the last fight almost kicked our collective asses.
07:48:47 <Mekkis> heh
07:48:53 <Mekkis> it killed Kyra
07:49:03 <Hydrazine> Good thing shes disposable.
08:03:31 <Mekkis> Avatar will like 5th ed
08:03:37 <Mekkis> Mage hand has a range of 50'!
08:59:16 <Mekkis> Kyra died last night.
08:59:20 <Mekkis> She was human
08:59:28 <Mort-> However since home campaign said that world is dark
08:59:35 <Mort-> Half orc here i come!
08:59:42 <Mekkis> play a dwarf!
08:59:44 <Mort-> That's why we both didn't carry torches
08:59:55 <Mekkis> or a drow
08:59:57 <Mort-> Barb is dorf
09:00:07 <Mort-> Drow not allowed
09:00:12 <Mekkis> or a synthesist
09:00:16 <Mort-> And he was getting drunk
09:00:21 <Mort-> When i saw him
09:00:25 <Mort-> I already have one
09:00:30 <Mort-> Won't do it again
09:00:57 <Mekkis> Mort-, run a campaign for skin-stealers
09:01:08 <Mort-> But i like her..
09:01:11 <Mort-> No its evil
09:01:18 <Mort-> As in i do like xyn
09:01:28 <Mort-> I'm trying not to step on too many toes though
09:01:52 <Mort-> At least party has yet to object to shipping everyone to jail
09:02:25 <Mekkis> I would
09:02:57 <Mort-> On who?
09:02:59 <Mort-> :d
09:03:15 <Mekkis> depends where "jail" is
09:03:28 <Mort-> Local authorities!
09:03:39 <Mekkis> depends who they are
09:04:09 <Mort-> Unfortunately she doesn't have detect evil ^^
09:04:31 <Mekkis> I don't need detect evil to know if someone's evil
09:04:39 <Mort-> Oh.
09:04:51 <Mort-> I have a lot to learn about that
09:05:02 <Mekkis> plus
09:05:10 <Mekkis> detect evil doesn't always work
09:05:10 <Mort-> ?
09:05:16 <Mort-> Yeah
09:06:09 <Mort-> Something about levels and undetectable alighmmdmt
09:06:31 <Mekkis> I like the old-fashioned sense motive
09:06:45 <Mort-> Not really that good at it
09:06:49 <Mort-> And will never be
09:07:07 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5 sense motive
09:07:08 <diebot> Mort-, sense motive: [1d20=1] 6
09:07:14 <Mort-> See?
09:07:44 <Mekkis> Mort-, at eighth level, Xyn could be
09:07:55 <Mort-> How?
09:08:01 <Mort-> I have lots of things to do
09:09:32 <Mekkis> helll
09:09:38 <Mekkis> just put a point into skilled
09:10:33 <Mort-> I know
09:10:55 <Mort-> I will do so but my pirorities aren't there
09:11:21 <Mort-> Intimidate and umd first
09:11:24 <Mort-> Perception also possible
09:11:32 <Mort-> Hm but perception...
09:11:47 <Mort-> !throw
09:11:57 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+7
09:11:57 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+7: [1d20=8] 15
09:12:05 <Mort-> That's perception
09:17:12 <paul_Banks> r.i.p billy
09:19:02 <Mort-> ?
09:25:53 <Mekkis> /
09:26:03 <paul_Banks> my dog
09:27:10 <Mekkis> that's a pity. How old was he?
09:28:14 <paul_Banks> 18
09:28:30 <paul_Banks> i had hm for 16 years
09:28:46 <paul_Banks> and he was my only friend
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09:30:44 <Mekkis> scars don't always mean negative charisma
09:37:30 <Mort-> Oh
09:37:45 <Mekkis> ...
09:37:50 <Mort-> May he rest in peace
09:53:31 <Mort-> Ok maybe a dashing one that makes you look like a swashbuckler
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10:08:57 <Avatar> rip billy
10:09:32 <paul_Banks> thx
10:09:43 <paul_Banks> http://i.imgur.com/UcVsF.jpg
10:10:42 <Avatar> do you a better photo than that
10:12:19 <paul_Banks> yes
10:13:44 <paul_Banks> http://i50.tinypic.com/1gq5va.jpg
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10:21:08 <MekkisScreen> Steven:
10:21:15 <MekkisScreen> did you get your chronicle
10:32:33 <Mort-> Did they uptier?
10:32:42 <Mort-> Out of curiousity?
10:32:47 <Mort-> Probably not?
10:38:09 <MekkisScreen> nope
10:38:21 <MekkisScreen> they got 775gp out of a 1-2 though
10:38:37 <Mort-> Wow that's good money
10:38:49 <Mort-> Wonder how much id get out of a 3-4
10:38:58 <MekkisScreen> 1225
10:39:02 <MekkisScreen> I think
10:39:04 <Mort-> We uptiered tide of morning
10:39:10 <MekkisScreen> cool
10:39:10 <Mort-> So little?
10:39:12 <MekkisScreen> run it for me
10:39:14 <Mort-> Was expecting 1800
10:39:23 <Mort-> Lol haha
10:39:33 <MekkisScreen> that;s 4-5 moneys
10:39:34 <Mort-> We had an opportunity to punt gnomes
10:39:38 <Mort-> But didn't!
10:39:51 <Mort-> Aren't you so proud of me?
10:39:55 <MekkisScreen> I have the opportunity to kill humans
10:39:56 <MekkisScreen> a lot
10:39:57 <Mort-> We talked nice
10:39:58 <MekkisScreen> :)
10:39:58 <Mort-> Lol
10:40:07 * Mort- laughs
10:40:16 <Mort-> Hm i only have 1 human atm
10:40:27 <MekkisScreen> who?
10:40:30 <Mort-> But i haven't been a race with 20 move speed yet
10:40:35 <Mort-> Kalara
10:41:13 <Mort-> I seem to resemble a weasel
10:41:14 <Mort-> And full wded in voices in the void
10:41:15 <Mort-> Actually yes. I resemble a weasel a lot
10:41:16 <Mort-> Run fking fast ^^
10:41:41 <Mort-> Hey we had a level 4 fighter doing all the dirty work
10:42:02 <Mort-> So why not i just hide behind him :d
10:42:26 * Mort- gets +1 skill ranks in hiding
10:42:50 <Mort-> Rest of us are either half somethings or an elf
10:43:01 <MekkisScreen> Mytiazair's got his eyes on a staff of many rays
10:43:02 <Mort-> 2 half elves
10:43:27 <Mort-> I sort of wanted a dwarf but not sure if ill put up with slow move speed
10:43:33 <Mort-> Sigh you're rich
10:43:45 <Mort-> Eyeing amulet of mighty fists
10:43:51 <Mort-> Oh well
10:44:11 <Mort-> Its going to be so weird. How to overcome dr.
10:44:25 <Mort-> Oil of bless weapon. On bite? ><
10:44:36 <Mort-> Toothpaste ><
10:45:26 <Mort-> Staffs are so cool. Greater invis and i can sneak attack every round
10:45:55 <Mort-> Not that it would hurt much...but still 3 sneak attacks on full attack round wouldn't make monsters happy
10:47:40 <Mort-> 775 is a lot on a t1 though
10:47:49 <Mort-> T1-2
11:06:40 <MekkisScreen> yeah
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11:19:04 <MekkisScreen> Mort-: if I were to run a campaign, would you rather a dungeon crawl, an investigation, or high political intrigue?
11:28:39 <paul_Banks> did i kill the room
11:43:03 <Mekkis> no. Everyone here should be asleep
11:43:08 <Mekkis> myself included
11:56:56 <Avatar> not me
12:43:59 <Mort-> I can do all 3 i suppose
12:44:10 <Mort-> Investigation? :p
12:44:31 <Mort-> Been watching too much forensic heros lately
12:44:46 <Mort-> But I'm probably better at dungeon crawling
13:02:34 <Steven> I refuse to sleep
13:16:21 <exBoomerET> What happens if somebody casts Sleep?
13:19:50 <Steven> I am immune
13:19:53 <Steven> like an elf
13:19:57 <Mekkis> I don't care what you're good at
13:20:05 <Mekkis> I care what sort of thing you'd want to play
13:20:16 <Avatar> steven the elf
13:23:16 <Steven> fo sho
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13:31:14 * exBoomerET looks for pointy ears, and tries to decide is it elf or vulcan.
13:47:14 <Steven> pffft you crazy
13:56:16 <exBoomerET> Vulcan = Space Elves, Drow = Dark Elves
13:56:48 <Steven> sucks cause im totaly a rationalist, so im like a vulcan lol
13:57:40 <exBoomerET> I must be a rationalist too, because I eat rations.
13:59:26 <Steven> sucks to be you
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14:11:23 <Hydrazine> http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/comics/2011-01-03.jpg
14:11:52 <MekkisScreen> Hydrazine: what would your preference be?
14:12:01 <Hydrazine> Redheads.
14:12:07 <MekkisScreen> ?
14:12:15 <MekkisScreen> if I were to run a campaign, would you rather a dungeon crawl, an investigation, or high political intrigue?
14:12:18 <Hydrazine> I don't know what the question is, so I'm guessing.
14:12:19 <Hydrazine> Oh.
14:12:44 <Hydrazine> Either of the second two.
14:12:59 <exBoomerET> Hmm, my definition of rations differs from what I'm finding on-line.
14:13:15 <Hydrazine> I didn't think I liked politics until I realized how much I loved Dune and Ice and Fire.
14:13:17 <exBoomerET> I'm not sure I've ever had rations. We had cooks in the Navy.
14:14:05 <MekkisScreen> (coincidently, they're in order of ease to run well)
14:14:38 <Hydrazine> Gotta have a reason to care about the politics in game though.
14:15:05 <Steven> ive had army and marine rations before
14:15:15 <Steven> they dont taste very yummy
14:17:12 <exBoomerET> So I guess I'm not a rationalist.
14:17:12 <BoomerET> I just wanna play.
14:18:32 <exBoomerET> My political and religious views is to be good to each other. Simple and easy to follow.
14:28:36 <Mekkis> Hydrazine, that's a problem too
14:29:32 <Mort-> I don't like politics
14:30:09 <Mort-> I'm not even sure if i would be good at investgation
14:30:20 <Mort-> But hey you never know till you try do you?
14:31:10 <Mort-> I don't think I've ever done investigation though
14:31:40 * Mort- is a curious sort
14:31:56 <Mort-> Remind us to hit perception up the roof
14:32:09 <MekkisScreen> perception doesn't do it
14:32:13 <Mort-> Maybe it might be time to roll a bard
14:32:50 <Mort-> Well in hong kong tv dramas its always spot all the clues
14:32:52 <Steven> yeah... rationalism doesnt say you cant be religious, it just takes religion out of the question for determining actions
14:33:08 <Mort-> If that isn't perception i don't know what it is?
14:33:24 <Mort-> I've never been a bard.
14:33:36 <Mort-> Rdd?
14:34:01 <Hydrazine> patriotism is just like school spirit.
14:34:36 <Mort-> Pally dip? But i don't want to rp a pally :(
14:34:37 <Mort-> Its such a pain in the bum
14:35:14 <Mort-> Oh no. Don't tell me ill have to be gnome bard? :(
14:35:23 <Mort-> Its a horrible horrible day
14:35:39 <Avatar> what are you talking about
14:36:05 <Mort-> Meks campaign
14:36:17 <Mort-> I think ill do skill monkey
14:36:19 <Avatar> did he say you had to play a gnome bard
14:36:41 <Mort-> No
14:36:57 <Mort-> But i feel something tugging at me
14:37:08 <Avatar> maybe you just secretly want to play one
14:37:10 <Mort-> To be transformed into a gnome.
14:37:29 <Mort-> That's horrible. I think i must be not feeling well
14:37:36 <Mort-> To even think of such a thing
14:37:42 <Steven> wow.... the 9th level cleric spells just suck...
14:38:23 <Steven> i mean when compaired to the 9th level arcane spells
14:39:37 <Avatar> just do it
14:39:48 <Avatar> there's no shame
14:40:15 <Mort-> There's something wrong with me. I need to kick myself into a pool of water
14:40:52 <Avatar> keep talking like that and there'll be something wrong with you, I reckon
14:40:55 <Mort-> Someone must have spiked my drink
14:41:05 <Mort-> Mekkis!
14:41:20 <Mort-> I blame you for putting evil thoughts into my mind
14:41:36 <Avatar> obviously you want to roll one up, just do it
14:41:47 <Mort-> My god. I begin to think a gnome bard might be a good idea
14:41:55 <Mort-> That's oh god horrible
14:42:03 <Avatar> it's really not
14:42:05 <Mort-> How did i fall so badly
14:42:26 <Mort-> That I'm even considering rolling a gnome?
14:48:49 * Hydrazine slaps Mort.
14:48:53 <Hydrazine> Get a hold of yourself!
14:49:04 <Mort-> I can't help it
14:49:09 * BoomerET agrees
14:49:15 BoomerET is now known as exBoomerET
14:49:16 <Mort-> I feel like rolling a gnome!
14:49:34 <Mort-> I bet I'm under a compulsion
14:50:00 * Hydrazine slaps Mort again.
14:50:01 <exBoomerET> You mean like going down to the 7-11, and seeing what he has in his pockets, right. Please tell me that's what you mean by rolling a gnome.
14:50:02 <Hydrazine> Snap out of it!
14:50:30 <Mort-> Point is gnomes make good bards
14:50:47 <Mort-> And I'm eyeing the feat breadth of experience
14:51:13 <exBoomerET> Oh no, and I own the pdf of Gnomes of Golarion.
14:51:18 <exBoomerET> Oh woe is me.
14:51:57 <Mort-> Of all the races that that feat can apply to
14:52:12 <Mort-> Gnomes are Most suited for bard.
14:52:45 <exBoomerET> Must.. not.. open.. pdf..
14:53:04 <Mort-> Must turn away from the dark side.
14:53:16 <Mort-> I can't believe i think its a good idea
14:55:19 <Avatar> breadth of experience isn't very good for a bard
14:55:35 <Mort-> Favoured class for gnome is awesome as well
14:56:00 <Mort-> +1 to bardic performance rounds
14:57:20 * Mort- meditates. Purge thy mind of the dark side
15:04:12 <Mort-> Yep definitely bard
15:04:20 <Mort-> i don't think ill rdd though
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15:30:19 <WorkinSushi> What's up people~
15:30:34 <Hydrazine> Theorizing monk stuff.
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15:36:09 <Steven> Creatures w/ an int of 3 and 4 suck so bad
15:36:28 <Steven> mostly when they have a moral of 'attacks first person who enters the room'
15:37:51 <exBoomerET> <- Contemplating my belly-button.
15:38:48 <Hydrazine> !throw 5#1d20+15 attack; 5#2d8+22 damage
15:38:49 <diebot> Hydrazine, attack: [1d20=18] 33, [1d20=4] 19, [1d20=19] 34, [1d20=17] 32, [1d20=16] 31; damage: [2d8=4,6] 32, [2d8=2,4] 28, [2d8=1,1] 24, [2d8=1,7] 30, [2d8=7,4] 33
15:39:18 <Hydrazine> I had a gm that pissed me off metagaming like that, Steven.
15:39:33 <Hydrazine> I led the pack because I had the best AC and saves, right?
15:39:51 <Hydrazine> Dumb monsters would regularly roll right past me and proceed on to softer targets.
15:40:03 <Steven> yeah, i didnt change the moral
15:40:07 <Steven> Its what they do
15:41:37 <Steven> creatures with an int of 3 are only as smart as beasts
15:42:00 <Steven> they dont have the facualties to switch targets if they dont hit on the first go
15:42:23 <Mort-> You need to do circle of control
15:42:25 <Steven> one of the players argued with me about tripping the earth elemental
15:42:27 <Mort-> Aka trip!
15:42:49 <Steven> and i was like okay, you trip it on your first attack, it goes prone and is now underneath the sand
15:42:51 <Mort-> Or try xyns way :p
15:42:56 <Steven> meaning your second attack doesnt hit
15:42:57 <Mort-> But its a tad..
15:43:00 <Mort-> Burrow?
15:43:17 <Mort-> Note to self. Do not trip an earth elemental.
15:43:21 <Steven> it was fun, anyways goin afk gotta run to the store.
15:43:36 <Steven> dont trip an earth elemental when its half submerged in sand
15:45:41 <WorkinSushi> Why/How is your monk doing 2d8+22?
15:50:21 <Hydrazine> Why not?
15:52:02 <WorkinSushi> ... that's not the why I'm asking...
15:52:21 <WorkinSushi> What enables him to do so?
15:52:46 <Mort-> Oh ok
15:53:29 <Hydrazine> Mostly, that I'm just crunching numbers to see what I could get a monk to do.
15:53:46 <WorkinSushi> Okay~
15:54:09 <Hydrazine> This is considering highest str I can get to.
15:54:21 <Hydrazine> Dragon style lets a monk use 1.5str with unarmed.
15:54:25 <WorkinSushi> Because I didn't think that pfs went to lvl 15 and even then +22 is still a scarey number
15:54:38 <WorkinSushi> O_o
15:54:48 <Hydrazine> 1.5str with unarmed puts power attack at 3 for 1.
15:54:57 <WorkinSushi> Yes it does
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15:55:13 <WorkinSushi> And a 24str would be easy to hit by 15
15:55:14 <Hydrazine> robes of the monk boost the raw dice at level 11 to 2d8.
15:55:24 <WorkinSushi> They have those?
15:55:27 <WorkinSushi> Nice
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15:57:15 <Hydrazine> This is only at level 11, Sushi.
15:57:50 <Hydrazine> If I can land a successful stun, with medusa's wrath, possibly 8 attacks in a flurry.
15:58:02 <Hydrazine> The problem though is accuracy.
16:00:00 <WorkinSushi> Hmmm...
16:00:40 <Hydrazine> +22 ain't so bad, per attack. My considerations for Jerus at 11 put him at +28.
16:00:58 <Hydrazine> But he doesn't swing 8 times a round.
16:01:07 <WorkinSushi> Yea that's not bad at 11 in fact that's still good
16:02:27 <Hydrazine> Problem for the monk is.. None of this really shows up until level 7.
16:03:26 <Hydrazine> I think it might work out better to try it on a fighter instead. Get much better accuracy and a bit more damage instead of so many attacks.
16:06:37 <WorkinSushi> ^
16:07:03 <WorkinSushi> Also your ac will be much easier to get to normalized levels
16:07:46 <WorkinSushi> I'm thinking I want to make a Harrower forvlulz
16:08:26 <WorkinSushi> Quick question are there any races that are +con +int?
16:08:42 <WorkinSushi> I don't care where the - is
16:10:41 <exBoomerET> Both +con AND +int?
16:15:11 <Steven> back
16:18:07 <WorkinSushi> Yep. In 3.5 there were a few. I doubt there are any in pathfinder. I'll probably just go elf instead.
16:18:28 <exBoomerET> There aren't, I just asked in the 'unofficial' Paizo chat room.
16:18:46 <exBoomerET> Where Paizo employees and Rite Publishing peeps hang out.
16:18:46 <WorkinSushi> Making a wizard and so far I'm thinking 7 16 10 20 10 10
16:18:57 <WorkinSushi> Kay
16:26:24 <WorkinSushi> Although the idea of actually having a wis score is sounding nice
16:37:57 <exBoomerET> I've been playing w/ d20pro, I quite like it so far.
16:39:39 <WorkinSushi> I'll check it out when I get home.
16:39:58 <WorkinSushi> It was a tabletop program right?
16:40:18 <exBoomerET> Yes. I bought the GM version, as well as Fantasy Grounds full version.
16:40:34 <exBoomerET> I don't want to miss out on a game if the opportunity presents itself.
16:41:19 <exBoomerET> But I also hear a lot of good things about MapTools. But I will admit that CA is no slouch.
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16:44:40 <WorkinSushi> CA is nice but my port forwarding isn't working for some unknown reason... worked for maptools when I set it to the same port -_-
16:45:03 <WorkinSushi> And no problems with a firewall either...
16:45:09 <Mort-> Can't wait till i can be a syn again
16:45:16 <Mort-> But its a tad haxed
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16:47:34 <Hydrazine> Boomer, you're looking for something to run games with?
16:50:26 <exBoomerET> I'm just playing with all my options, buying them all to make the best informed decision.
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16:50:45 <exBoomerET> Well, I've bough d20pro and fantasygrounds II
16:51:08 <Hydrazine> I was trying to point you towards Tristen's browser based map prog, but either his site's down or I can't figure out how to get to it.
16:51:47 <exBoomerET> you mean the kickstarter one?
16:51:51 <exBoomerET> d20roll?
16:52:01 <Hydrazine> He made his own.
16:52:22 <Hydrazine> Its pretty nice, I like it. I was playing with it when he was getting the whole thing going.
16:54:31 <exBoomerET> Just found another: http://www.rpgtonight.com/
16:57:45 <exBoomerET> Wow, that one might not have had any changes in a few years?
16:58:23 <Hydrazine> looks a little... antique.
17:00:07 <exBoomerET> There's another one that's in development by a guy on the Paizo chat called TTopRPG.
17:00:15 <exBoomerET> ttoprpg.com I think
17:00:31 <exBoomerET> http://ttoprpg.com/TTopRPG/index.htm
17:42:37 <Mekkis> Steven, did you get your chronicle sheet?
17:48:24 <Hydrazine> I got mine, Mek. Thankya.
17:48:29 <Hydrazine> Was a good game too. Had fun.
17:48:37 <Hydrazine> Even if the last fight almost kicked our collective asses.
17:48:46 <Mekkis> heh
17:48:53 <Mekkis> it killed Kyra
17:49:02 <Hydrazine> Good thing shes disposable.
18:03:30 <Mekkis> Avatar will like 5th ed
18:03:36 <Mekkis> Mage hand has a range of 50'!
18:04:45 <exBoomerET> What's so different about 5e?
18:05:08 <exBoomerET> I mean, I really like Pathfinder, though I may grow tired of one-shots, and move away from PFS.
18:05:14 <exBoomerET> I do love the idea of PFS though.
18:05:31 <exBoomerET> You don't have to dedicate weeks/months/etc.
18:05:42 <exBoomerET> You can play how often or seldom as you like.
18:09:50 <Brunius> Woooooooo
18:09:53 <Brunius> EXAMMS
18:21:49 <WorkinSushi> I'm actually thinking about putting a true pathfinder campaigb together.
18:21:55 <Hydrazine> orly?
18:21:59 <Hydrazine> Is it Kill All Humans?
18:22:11 <WorkinSushi> How'd you kbow?!
18:22:21 <WorkinSushi> Man now I have to think up new plot
18:22:47 <Hydrazine> but I like that plot.
18:23:15 <exBoomerET> I don't, I think that plot stinks. How about kill all orcs and half-orcs
18:23:39 <WorkinSushi> I like the idea off an underdakr campaign :<
18:24:01 <exBoomerET> Darklands?
18:24:18 <WorkinSushi> I have a few ideas. That was one of them
18:24:43 <WorkinSushi> If everyone wanted to do a darker game
18:25:32 <WorkinSushi> Anyway, I'm going to finish reading the campaign setting cover to cover and then we will talk :D
18:25:49 <exBoomerET> and what campaign setting is that?
18:48:04 <MekkisScreen> I have several ideas :S
19:16:34 <MekkisScreen> "This spell leaves long scars on your skin where it split apart, although these fade normally with the use of healing magic."
19:16:46 <MekkisScreen> fade normally with the use of magic?
19:16:52 <MekkisScreen> what does that even mean?
19:17:10 <exBoomerET> Cure light, but not natural healing.
19:19:10 <MekkisScreen> how is that fading normally?
19:19:14 <Mort-> Just get a cleric to heal you and matter settled?
19:19:49 <Mort-> Means if you get your hp back without magical healing maybe you should get a scar and -1 cha ?
19:19:55 * Mort- ponders
19:30:43 <Mekkis> scars don't always mean negative charisma
19:53:30 <Mort-> Ok maybe a dashing one that makes you look like a swashbuckler
20:21:07 <MekkisScreen> Steven:
20:21:14 <MekkisScreen> did you get your chronicle
20:32:32 <Mort-> Did they uptier?
20:32:41 <Mort-> Out of curiousity?
20:32:46 <Mort-> Probably not?
20:38:08 <MekkisScreen> nope
20:38:20 <MekkisScreen> they got 775gp out of a 1-2 though
20:38:36 <Mort-> Wow that's good money
20:38:48 <Mort-> Wonder how much id get out of a 3-4
20:38:57 <MekkisScreen> 1225
20:39:01 <MekkisScreen> I think
20:39:02 <Mort-> We uptiered tide of morning
20:39:09 <MekkisScreen> cool
20:39:09 <Mort-> So little?
20:39:11 <MekkisScreen> run it for me
20:39:13 <Mort-> Was expecting 1800
20:39:22 <Mort-> Lol haha
20:39:32 <MekkisScreen> that;s 4-5 moneys
20:39:33 <Mort-> We had an opportunity to punt gnomes
20:39:37 <Mort-> But didn't!
20:39:50 <Mort-> Aren't you so proud of me?
20:39:54 <MekkisScreen> I have the opportunity to kill humans
20:39:55 <MekkisScreen> a lot
20:39:56 <Mort-> We talked nice
20:39:57 <MekkisScreen> :)
20:39:57 <Mort-> Lol
20:40:06 * Mort- laughs
20:40:16 <Mort-> Hm i only have 1 human atm
20:40:26 <MekkisScreen> who?
20:40:29 <Mort-> But i haven't been a race with 20 move speed yet
20:40:34 <Mort-> Kalara
20:41:13 <Mort-> I seem to resemble a weasel
20:41:13 <Mort-> And full wded in voices in the void
20:41:14 <Mort-> Actually yes. I resemble a weasel a lot
20:41:15 <Mort-> Run fking fast ^^
20:41:40 <Mort-> Hey we had a level 4 fighter doing all the dirty work
20:42:01 <Mort-> So why not i just hide behind him :d
20:42:25 * Mort- gets +1 skill ranks in hiding
20:42:49 <Mort-> Rest of us are either half somethings or an elf
20:43:00 <MekkisScreen> Mytiazair's got his eyes on a staff of many rays
20:43:01 <Mort-> 2 half elves
20:43:26 <Mort-> I sort of wanted a dwarf but not sure if ill put up with slow move speed
20:43:32 <Mort-> Sigh you're rich
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20:43:44 <Mort-> Eyeing amulet of mighty fists
20:43:50 <Mort-> Oh well
20:44:10 <Mort-> Its going to be so weird. How to overcome dr.
20:44:24 <Mort-> Oil of bless weapon. On bite? ><
20:44:35 <Mort-> Toothpaste ><
20:45:16 <Mekkis> ...
20:45:19 <Mekkis> now I am
20:45:25 <Mort-> Staffs are so cool. Greater invis and i can sneak attack every round
20:45:54 <Mort-> Not that it would hurt much...but still 3 sneak attacks on full attack round wouldn't make monsters happy
20:46:41 <Mort-> How long did decline of glory take on Tuesday
20:47:20 <Mort-> I'm wondering if i should attempt to play for 4 h then run off for family lunch
20:47:25 <Mekkis> 270 minutes or so
20:47:39 <Mort-> 775 is a lot on a t1 though
20:47:48 <Mort-> T1-2
20:49:47 <Avatar> taking off in the middle of a game = bad
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20:50:00 <mortswishytail> Ah shit
20:50:17 <mortswishytail> I have 4 h 15 min
20:50:28 <mortswishytail> That's bad
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20:50:31 <mortswishytail> And its 4h 30
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20:51:46 <Mort-> Ok better
20:51:57 <Mort-> Maybe some other time then
20:52:55 <Mort-> If we uptiered decline of glory on apl 3 party were definitely asking for trouble right :p
20:53:06 <Mort-> I think asking to get into serious trouble
20:53:41 <Mort-> But 3-4 would probably be fine
21:06:39 <MekkisScreen> yeah
21:08:15 <Avatar> I remember that scenario being pretty tough when we played it
21:08:20 <Avatar> and long
21:09:16 <Mekkis> it's better once you've run it a few times
21:11:15 <Mort-> I'm wondering if i can finish it in 4 h
21:11:22 <Mekkis> who's running it?
21:11:31 <Mort-> Someone you don't know
21:11:40 <Mekkis> in-person?
21:11:45 <Mort-> Usually you tend to run scenarios longer then others though
21:11:47 <Mort-> No
21:11:49 <Mort-> Online
21:11:56 <Brunius> there's a google group
21:12:00 <Brunius> that mort's on
21:12:00 <Mekkis> is that a good thing or a bad thing?
21:12:12 <Mort-> Yeah stalker
21:12:13 <Brunius> Ballig, Avatar and I are on it too
21:12:22 <Mort-> I actually miss your npc chat
21:12:25 <Mort-> :d
21:12:26 <Avatar> yeah saintcaleth is from that group
21:12:27 <Brunius> I saw it on the forums, Mort-
21:12:37 <Mort-> I didn't get to talk to his npcs :(
21:12:37 <Avatar> and possibly a few of the others
21:13:14 <Mort-> I wanted to tell the chelish paracountess about the error of her ways :(
21:13:40 <Mort-> She really shouldn't be consorting with devils
21:14:21 <Mort-> And bru. I dub thee sir brunius the sneaky. The channel stalker.
21:14:55 <Mort-> I love talking to npcs and behaving like a ferret
21:15:00 <Mort-> It makes me happy!
21:15:14 * Mort- bounces up and down
21:15:28 <Mort-> I wouldn't even mind if they npced me when i popped off
21:15:39 <Mort-> But its really bad etiquette
21:15:50 * Mort- ponders
21:16:00 <Brunius> I tried to convert kobolds to Pelor today!
21:16:04 <Brunius> It didn't work very well...
21:16:09 <Mort-> Go go!
21:16:19 <Mort-> I suggest you tie them up first
21:16:28 <Mort-> Then talk nice. And use sense motive
21:16:40 <Mort-> Don't let them go till they have a change of heart
21:16:51 <Mort-> Kobolds aren't really that bad
21:18:23 <Mort-> And my sense motive isn't that good
21:18:30 <Mort-> Oh well at least i have some
21:19:03 <MekkisScreen> Mort-: if I were to run a campaign, would you rather a dungeon crawl, an investigation, or high political intrigue?
21:25:37 <Mekkis> Mort-, why do you like the small races that are "usually chaotic evil"?
21:25:48 <Mekkis> but hate the races that are usually chaotic good?
21:25:49 <Mort-> No
21:26:09 <Mort-> Because i always feel sorry for the under dog
21:26:24 <Mort-> Sewer dragons of absalom.
21:26:35 <Mort-> Kobolds appreciate theatre
21:26:42 <Mort-> Can talk peace treaties with them
21:27:07 <Mekkis> sorry
21:27:08 <Mort-> Frostfur captives. Those goblins well i sort of felt sorry for them
21:27:11 <Mekkis> usually neutral good
21:27:46 <Mort-> So. I actually have a soft spot for kobolds and goblins
21:27:51 <Mort-> I've been a goblin myself
21:28:07 <Mekkis> small races that are usually chaotic evil?
21:28:31 <Mort-> They don't know any better
21:28:46 <Mort-> They can be brought to walk down the path of light
21:29:04 <Mort-> I feel more sorry for them then some big demon trying to gnaw me
21:30:08 <Avatar> are you playing on saturday mort
21:30:14 <Mort-> Maybe.
21:30:41 <Mort-> My boss said she wanted me to stay off pfs for a week
21:30:43 <Mekkis> but you hate "usually neutral good" races
21:30:49 <Mort-> This is as good as a time as any
21:30:54 <Mort-> Like?
21:31:00 <Mekkis> gnomes
21:31:40 <Mort-> Look mek. I nearly fell to the dark side this afternoon
21:31:49 <Mort-> I suspect a suggestion spell on your side
21:32:03 <Mort-> I wanted to roll a gnome bard ffs
21:32:09 <Mekkis> damn
21:32:18 <Mekkis> I need to get a rod of persist
21:32:30 <Mort-> Hydra had to slap me silly
21:35:09 <Avatar> you weren't about to fall to the dark side
21:35:24 <Avatar> I was telling you there was nothing wrong with rolling a gnome and you had no issues not rolling one anyway all by yourself
21:35:31 <Avatar> you just moaned about it a lot
21:35:59 <Mekkis> Hydrazine, HOW COULD YOU!
21:36:15 <Mort-> Because its supposed to be unthinkable for me to do so
21:36:24 <Mort-> He's asleep now
21:36:33 <Mekkis> go gnome paladin
21:36:40 <Mort-> Even boomer thought there was something wrong with me
21:36:47 <Mort-> I need the skills
21:37:11 <Mort-> But if i went gnome pally i would ride a wolf like bobbob
21:37:17 <Mort-> If it were allowed
21:37:29 <Mekkis> you might need some multiclassing
21:37:37 <Mort-> I wanted to do a skill monkey group support bard
21:37:58 <Mort-> I would choose my divine bond to be mount
21:38:03 <Mort-> Then charge
21:38:30 <Mort-> Anyway. This is crap. Now I'm talking on how i would play a pally?
21:38:36 <Mort-> That just ain't right
21:39:11 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+6 spellcraft has mek been up to his suggestion tricks again?
21:39:11 <diebot> Mort-, spellcraft has mek been up to his suggestion tricks again?: [1d20=1] 7
21:39:17 <Mort-> Oh dear
21:40:20 <Mort-> Was thinking of a dex bard.
21:40:28 <Mort-> But feats are a serious issue
21:40:32 <Mekkis> yes
21:40:42 <Mort-> Oh well
21:40:55 <Mort-> Ill roll around a bit but i won't have high strength for sure
21:41:09 <Mekkis> try to put a 14 there
21:41:12 <Mekkis> if you can
21:41:22 <Mort-> Originally was considering going rdd
21:41:30 <Mort-> but bard has so many goodies!
21:41:31 <Mekkis> what's that?
21:41:43 <Mort-> Dragon disciple
21:41:48 <Mekkis> what's the r for?
21:41:53 <Mort-> Its how you build a melee bard
21:42:09 <Mort-> Traditionally in never winter nights they came in one colour only
21:42:11 <Mort-> Red
21:42:23 <Mekkis> what do you think of synthesist / arcane archer?
21:42:32 <Mort-> So its like you get used to going I'm going rdd
21:42:56 <Mort-> Each level you take out of your syn is draining your power
21:43:08 <Mort-> How do you multi wield bows btw
21:43:11 <Mekkis> depending on what you're trying
21:43:39 <Mort-> I heard of people growing tons of arms and wielding lots of one handed weapons
21:43:52 <Mort-> Do you want to hold 4 longbows or something?
21:44:19 <Mort-> Archery requires a lot of feats which syns don't have though
21:44:28 <Mekkis> possibly
21:45:09 <Mort-> I never could understand the principles of using multi manufatured weapons
21:45:30 <Mekkis> oh
21:45:39 <Mort-> So i went full natural attacks. Or stick myself with one attack with manufactured weapons
21:45:43 <Mekkis> just forge some forum posts from SKR
21:45:54 <Mort-> Won't play something i won't understand
21:46:10 <Mort-> I read it. I don't understand how the rules work on it
21:46:10 <Mekkis> Anyone up for a 5e playtest this weekend?
21:46:24 <Mort-> Can't help
21:46:39 <Mort-> I think archery is very feat intensive
21:48:31 <Mort-> Besides i think wielding multiple manufactured attacks is just wrong lol
21:48:51 <Mekkis> Mort-, 5e playtest?
21:50:21 <Mort-> Ya
21:50:26 <Mort-> I'm not even around
21:51:09 <Mekkis> goddamn wizards putting DRM in their PDFs
21:51:27 <Mort-> But they say syns are also the path to the dark side
21:51:42 <Mort-> I haven't noticed anything too nasty of myself yet
21:51:43 <Mekkis> thank god for KPDF
21:51:45 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/obeydrm.png
21:52:40 <Mekkis> At any time, you can decide that a player’s action is automatically successful, even normally be somewhere above 20. By the same token, a bad plan or unfortunate circumstances can transform even the easiest task into an impossibility. if the DC would
21:52:46 <Mekkis> I like that rule
21:53:18 <Mort-> ><
21:53:31 <Mekkis> At any time, you can decide that a player’s action is automatically successful, even if the DC would normally be somewhere above 20. By the same token, a bad plan or unfortunate circumstances can transform even the easiest task into an impossibility.
21:54:09 NickOP sets mode +r Mekkis
21:56:17 <Mort-> Eee too much random chance
21:56:31 <Mekkis> ?
21:56:36 <Mekkis> what's random?
22:01:26 <Mort-> Oh wow
22:01:32 <Mort-> I just used bluff skill
22:01:35 <Mort-> ><
22:01:42 <Mort-> That's insane
22:01:43 <Mekkis> "No, I'm actually working"
22:01:49 <Mort-> I used bluff skill in rl!
22:01:51 <Mort-> No
22:02:02 <Mekkis> "I
22:02:08 <Mekkis> "I'm not rolling a gnome"
22:02:13 <Brunius> You're not carrying a durian?
22:02:21 <Brunius> roll?
22:02:22 <Mort-> I was telling my mom to tell my uncle not to pick me up so early in real life
22:03:04 <Mort-> So i could possibly have uh the 4 h 30 min to finish decline of glory
22:03:07 <Avatar> Mekkis: yeah I liked that rule
22:03:18 <Mort-> But i gave another excuse.
22:03:22 <Mekkis> yeah
22:03:26 <Mekkis> it rewards roleplaying
22:03:33 <Mort-> Saying my cousin would arrive later then we would
22:03:41 <Avatar> it rewards creativity
22:03:42 <Mort-> And it would make her look bad
22:03:44 <Mort-> Wow
22:03:47 <Mort-> I lied.
22:03:48 <Mekkis> that too
22:03:53 <Mort-> Oh my god!
22:04:05 <Mort-> I am not sure if I'm creative or not
22:05:12 <Brunius> Are you seriously saying you've never lied before Mort-
22:05:59 <Mort-> I am bad at it
22:06:12 <Mort-> So i try not to
22:06:52 <Mekkis> practise
22:07:10 <Brunius> put some ranks into it
22:07:54 <Mekkis> Intel’s GPU is also much faster at 650MHz, but lets face it, Intel’s GPUs suck, when they work right, and that is a rare day indeed. That said, AMD’s CPUs suck, but they do work right.
22:08:54 <Mort-> Nah
22:09:01 <Brunius> Avatar, what's this survival games thing you put on G+?
22:09:07 <Mort-> I probably have 7 cha and wis in rl :p
22:09:24 <Mekkis> Mort-, my cha is like that too
22:09:30 <Mekkis> but I've been putting ranks into it
22:09:34 <Mort-> Lol
22:09:45 * Mort- giggles a bit
22:09:46 <Brunius> Night guys
22:09:53 Brunius is now known as Brunius_AFK
22:09:56 <Avatar> hang on
22:09:58 <Mekkis> Brunius, what 1-5s haven't you played?
22:10:02 <Avatar> why would you ask a question and then take off
22:10:03 <Mort-> I probably have a few ranks in use anything that looks like a comp
22:10:17 <Mort-> Because the clock struck 10
22:10:27 <Mekkis> Mort-, can you use a magic wand?
22:10:28 <Brunius_AFK> They're on the site, Mekkis
22:10:35 <Mort-> So he needs to get into his pumpkin carriage
22:10:54 <Mort-> I can use a remote control!
22:10:56 <Brunius_AFK> More like I need to be up at 6 tomorrow
22:11:04 <Mort-> And set up my own work station!
22:11:32 <Mort-> Wow 1375 gp Richer!
22:11:45 <Mekkis> Brunius_AFK, how many XP off 5 are you?
22:11:57 <Mort-> And we walked away mostly unscathed in tide of morning :)
22:11:59 <Brunius_AFK> two
22:12:04 <Avatar> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v9ZbN8hGFBw&v=x-TKjFOIrMQ
22:12:08 <Mekkis> ok
22:12:18 <Mekkis> tell me when you're free and I'll try and arrange something
22:12:22 <Brunius_AFK> I'm not watching yogscast
22:12:31 <Avatar> it's basically hunger games in minecraft
22:12:39 <Mekkis> you happen to be free on Monday 11th June?
22:13:58 <Mort-> Wow I'm rich!
22:14:23 <Brunius_AFK> Back to school by then
22:14:35 <Mekkis> it's not a public holiday?
22:14:45 <Brunius_AFK> It might be
22:14:52 <Mekkis> or student free day?
22:14:53 <Mort-> Check!
22:14:54 <Brunius_AFK> I may be paying insufficient attention
22:15:00 <Brunius_AFK> Queen's Birthday, I think
22:15:16 <Mekkis> Queen's Jubilee actually
22:15:35 <Brunius_AFK> It's labelled Queen's Birthday down here
22:15:41 <Brunius_AFK> I'm going by the conventional labelling.
22:15:50 <Mekkis> ah
22:15:53 <Mekkis> they renamed it here
22:16:01 <Mekkis> and shoved Queens Birthday later in the year
22:16:11 <Mekkis> Hmmm
22:16:14 <Mekkis> Asmodeus Mirage?
22:16:19 <Mekkis> Skeleton Moon?
22:17:14 <Mekkis> Beggar's Pearl
22:18:43 <Mekkis> I'll pull out Beggar's Pearl if you're free Brunius_AFK
22:19:00 <Brunius_AFK> I'll try real hard to forget the plot
22:19:22 <Mekkis> you've played it?
22:19:29 <Brunius_AFK> dmed it
22:19:32 <Brunius_AFK> for you
22:19:39 <Mekkis> oh
22:19:43 <Mekkis> I didn't see that
22:19:45 <Avatar> haha
22:20:01 <Mekkis> God's Market Gamble then
22:20:15 <Mekkis> that's season 3, and probably hasn't been run in here yet
22:20:30 <Brunius_AFK> I haven't played it IRL, despite my best efforts
22:20:36 <Mort-> Oh lovely!
22:20:43 <Brunius_AFK> Anyway, sleep
22:20:46 <Brunius_AFK> night guys
22:20:53 <Mort-> Have a good night!
22:20:56 <Brunius_AFK> Avatar: When's this event thing with teams of two you were talking about?
22:21:02 <Mort-> 1544 gp
22:21:10 <Mort-> Mek what should i get?
22:21:13 <Mekkis> evidently, noone's played it in here!
22:21:15 <Mort-> More holy water?
22:21:18 <Mekkis> it's not even on the list!
22:21:23 <Mekkis> Mort-, which character?\
22:21:43 <Mort-> Xyn
22:21:47 <Mort-> Xyniel
22:21:49 <Mekkis> potion of lesser restoration
22:21:55 <Mort-> Technically don't really need
22:22:05 <Mekkis> potion of the eidolon-related one
22:22:06 <Mort-> As in holy water
22:22:11 <Mort-> Ok that's 300 gp?
22:22:13 <Mort-> Why both
22:22:24 <Mekkis> one for physical
22:22:26 <Mort-> Can't a lesser work on us both?
22:22:26 <Mekkis> one for metal
22:22:29 <Mekkis> mental
22:22:59 <Avatar> Brunius_AFK: I'm looking for who's interested first
22:23:06 <Avatar> once we have enough people we can work on specifics
22:23:13 <Mekkis> what?
22:23:14 <Mort-> Does that mean lesser restoration won't work on the eidolon?
22:23:19 <Brunius_AFK> I'm interested
22:23:23 <Avatar> cool
22:23:27 <Avatar> let me know if you know anyone else
22:23:27 <Mekkis> not sure
22:23:31 <Mort-> Can i use scrolls? :p
22:23:33 <Mort-> Lol
22:23:38 <Brunius_AFK> I'll plug it at minecraft club tomorrow
22:23:43 <Mort-> Its cheaper
22:23:54 * Mort- blushes
22:24:19 <Brunius_AFK> If I end up showing up
22:24:28 <Brunius_AFK> argh, sleep
22:24:32 <Brunius_AFK> night
22:26:51 <Mort-> Lesser restoration really mek?
22:27:01 <Mort-> 600 gp :(
22:27:25 <Avatar> you will likely regret not having a pot of lesser restoration at some point
22:27:39 <Mort-> True
22:27:50 <Avatar> you don't understand why until it happens to you
22:27:59 <Mort-> Esp I'm doing front line work and my fort save sucks
22:28:12 <Avatar> it'll save your life
22:28:18 <Mort-> I already used a bottle of anti toxin
22:28:32 * Mort- shudders
22:28:39 <Avatar> forget antitoxin
22:28:45 <Mekkis> they saved Mytiazair's life
22:28:45 <Mort-> I have i
22:28:46 <Mort-> It
22:28:55 <Mort-> I won't make my fort saves
22:29:11 <Mort-> Point is. If you need it will one be enough?
22:29:16 <Mort-> Ok 600 gp here i come
22:29:20 <Mekkis> Mort-, yes
22:29:25 <Mekkis> one potion
22:29:28 <Mekkis> several scrolls
22:29:46 <Mekkis> actually
22:29:52 <Mekkis> Mytiazair now carries three
22:30:04 <Mort-> Do i have to do double on scrolls as well?
22:30:18 <Mekkis> I'd just get the eidolon one
22:30:26 <Mort-> Ie lesser restoration and lesser restore eidolon
22:30:40 <Mort-> The eidolon is more likely to happen anyway
22:30:50 <Mort-> I suspect someday I'm going to end up poisoned
22:30:53 <Mekkis> basically, you can survive taking a bit of int damage
22:31:04 <Mekkis> you can't survive taking a bit of con or str damage
22:32:28 <Mort-> Yeah
22:32:34 <Mort-> Ok is dr an issue?
22:32:39 <Mort-> For being a syn?
22:32:44 <Mekkis> you tell me
22:32:53 <Mekkis> my synthesist carries a weapon
22:32:56 <Mort-> Yeah i have my oil of bless weapon
22:32:59 <Mort-> I have tons
22:33:05 <Mort-> Cold iron morning star
22:33:29 <Mort-> Cold iron sickle
22:33:43 <Mort-> Silver sap ?! :p
22:34:05 <Mort-> Long spear
22:34:41 <Mort-> I did clonk people on the head with that morningstar before
22:36:14 <Mekkis> no, a faulchard
22:36:28 <Mekkis> a +1 keen adamantine one
22:37:05 <Mort-> Cmw time?
22:37:11 <Mort-> Or just save up
22:37:12 <Mekkis> nah
22:37:19 <Mort-> Ok got all those scrolls and potions
22:37:20 <Mekkis> what are you planning on getting?
22:37:31 <Mekkis> "oMF?
22:37:34 <Mort-> Amulet of mighty fists
22:37:37 <Mort-> Yeah
22:37:39 <Mekkis> =oP
22:37:51 <Mort-> Seriously
22:38:01 <Mekkis> /oW
22:38:02 <Mekkis> ?
22:38:21 <Mekkis> +oI
22:38:22 <Mort-> What?
22:38:32 <Mort-> Stop making faces
22:38:41 <Mekkis> get =oP
22:38:44 <Mort-> I'm considering versatile weapon
22:38:53 <Mort-> Get what?
22:39:02 <Avatar> =o)
22:39:10 <Mekkis> ring of protection
22:39:11 <Mort-> I have a scroll of lesser evolution surge.
22:39:18 <Avatar> =-+-<
22:39:21 <Mort-> No need yet?
22:39:32 <Mekkis> what AC do you want?
22:39:35 <Mort-> I rather get my fists first
22:39:39 <Mort-> Not that high
22:39:47 <Mort-> To be honest
22:39:58 <Avatar> o /
22:40:09 <Avatar> . / |
22:40:12 <Mort-> I definitely have no intention of spoiling peoples fun by being oped
22:40:17 <Avatar> ^
22:40:23 <Mort-> So I'm not going to cheese too much
22:40:32 <Avatar> didnt' line up very well
22:41:14 <Mort-> My ac is normal
22:41:20 <Mort-> Nothing that a fighter can't beat
22:43:40 <Mort-> I think for lower levels if i really need to overcome evil stuff dr bless weapon will work
22:43:57 <Mekkis> I think for lower levels you should look at dealing with swarms first
22:43:58 <Mort-> I can do all 3 i suppose
22:44:09 <Mort-> Investigation? :p
22:44:11 <Mekkis> rod of wonder... works wonders
22:44:22 * Mort- shows off her 10 acid flasks
22:44:26 <Mort-> I need that too
22:44:30 <Mort-> Been watching too much forensic heros lately
22:44:39 <Mekkis> Itzamna shows off his rod of wonder
22:44:39 <Mort-> But that can wait till level 8
22:44:43 <Mekkis> !reincarnate wonder
22:44:45 <Mort-> But I'm probably better at dungeon crawling
22:44:47 <diebot> Mekkis, Roll: 89: 10–40 gems - value 1 gp each - shoot forth in a 30-ft.- long stream. Each gem deals 1 point of damage to any creature in its path: roll 5d4 for the number of hits and divide them among the available targets.
22:44:51 <Mort-> Can't help it I'm broke
22:45:00 <Mekkis> that gives you money, right?
22:45:12 <Mort-> !throw 5d4
22:45:13 <diebot> Mort-, 5d4: [5d4=1,2,4,2,4] 13
22:45:26 <Mort-> I don't think you can use it that way
22:45:39 <Mort-> Else you can tell your gm you have infinite gp
22:45:57 <Mort-> Because you play with it all day
22:46:39 <Mort-> The rod of wonder is for if i ever decide to get large
22:46:54 <Mort-> Then its use the bloody rod till I'm the right size
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22:49:31 <Mort-> Why would 1d4 points of temporary ability damage make that much of a difference though
22:49:41 <Mort-> To one ability score...
22:49:52 <Mort-> I mean i thought you would need more them one
22:50:44 <Mort-> I'm even considering when i get umd skilled then i may carry fireball scrolls around...
22:50:49 <Mort-> To deal with swarms
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23:03:49 <Steven> why would you ever waste a fireball scroll on a swarm?
23:07:45 <Avatar> because it's better than dying to said swarm
23:10:02 <Mekkis> just put on a swarmsuit :)
23:10:14 <Mekkis> DR 10/-
23:19:57 <Mekkis> I don't care what you're good at
23:20:04 <Mekkis> I care what sort of thing you'd want to play
23:23:46 <Steven> or use a flask
23:24:07 <Mort-> Its too slow
23:24:57 <Steven> how is it slow?
23:25:05 <Steven> move to retrieve standard to throw
23:25:12 <Steven> move to retrieve scroll, standard to use
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23:25:54 <Steven> brb, taking sam to work
23:27:21 <Mekkis> I prefer the rod of awesome
23:32:12 <Avatar> the problem with a swarmsuit is you usually don't know the swarm is coming
23:32:34 <Avatar> nothing really beats that rod of wonder
23:32:44 <Mekkis> yep
23:32:49 <Mekkis> it does everything
23:32:58 <Mekkis> pays for your drinks!
23:33:05 <Mekkis> gets rid of swarms!
23:33:22 <Mekkis> increases AC and CMB
23:33:25 <Mekkis> and attack
23:33:36 <Mekkis> !reincarnate wonder
23:33:37 <diebot> Mekkis, Roll: 37: Lightning bolt (70 ft. long 5 ft. wide) 6d6 damage(Reflex DC 15 half ).
23:33:46 <Avatar> yeah 1 out of 100 times, anyway
23:33:51 <Mekkis> 3/100
23:33:56 <Mekkis> makes statues too
23:41:17 <Mekkis> Avatar, throw some XP at Bairaq
23:45:36 <Avatar> eh?
23:46:07 <Avatar> I tried to organise a game around him the other week, he wasn't keen on playing
23:46:11 <Avatar> when he is, I'll throw some xp at him
23:48:02 <Mekkis> you interested in playtesting some 5e stuff?
23:48:09 <Mekkis> ummm... D&D NEXT!!!111
23:50:15 <Avatar> yeah count me in
23:50:21 <Mekkis> have you read it?
23:50:27 <Avatar> skimmed it
23:50:38 <Avatar> I was looking for something different
23:50:44 <Avatar> most of it is the same
23:50:45 <Mekkis> are you willing to break your NDA by doing it online?
23:50:51 <Avatar> absolutely
23:54:49 <Mort-> Flasks do too little
23:55:16 <Mort-> Anyway yeah
23:55:49 <Mort-> Ok i need to outfit myself
23:57:35 <Mort-> I really have so many items i want
23:57:41 <Mort-> But no cash :(
23:58:17 <Mort-> Now mek if you were running perils of the pirate pact id willingly play at 3-4 on xyniel
23:58:27 <Mort-> Bring it on! :d
23:58:38 <Mekkis> hmmm
23:58:45 <Mekkis> Avatar won't want me to
23:58:53 <Mekkis> given that I've run it three or four times already
23:59:02 <Mort-> Just run anything i can play in
23:59:10 <Mort-> I'm not too arsed
23:59:11 <Mekkis> midnight mauler?
23:59:17 <Mort-> Already done
23:59:22 <Mekkis> really?
23:59:28 <Mort-> On mort the wizard
23:59:29 <Mort-> Yeah
23:59:36 <Mort-> She spoiled lots of fun
23:59:40 <Avatar> ballig will run pirates pact with a synthesist I think
23:59:42 <Mort-> Chase scene. Hold person
23:59:44 <Avatar> I don't think he's run it before
23:59:55 <Mort-> I can't play with ballig running
23:59:57 <Mort-> Not till 7
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