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00:12 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2; 2#1d20
00:13 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+2: [1d20=10] 12; 2#1d20: [1d20=11] 11, [1d20=11] 11
00:22 <Mekkis> it's now Worth's turn
00:57 <Tabansi> and you are inspired!
00:57 <Worth> !throw 1d20+9 Attack; 2d6+8 Powerattack Greatsword
00:58 <diebot> Worth, Attack: [1d20=3] 12; Powerattack Greatsword: [2d6=3,5] 16
01:28 <Mekkis> miss
01:39 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3
01:40 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+3: [1d20=11] 14
01:44 <Mekkis> missing
01:56 <Mekkis> !throw 2#1d20+5
01:57 <diebot> Mekkis, 2#1d20+5: [1d20=18] 23, [1d20=10] 15
02:05 <Mekkis> !throw 2d8+4
02:06 <diebot> Mekkis, 2d8+4: [2d8=2,5] 11
02:18 <Tabansi> VERY GOOD
02:23 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+7
02:25 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+7: [1d20=9] 16
02:29 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+7
02:30 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+7: [1d20=7] 14
02:35 <Mekkis> it's now Hokubi's turn
02:59 * Tabansi says delay if able.
03:56 <Hokubi> delay.
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04:04 <Mekkis> it's now Tabansi's turn
05:11 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1
05:12 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+1: [1d20=15] 16
05:41 <Mekkis> it's now Hokubi's turn
05:48 * Hokubi punch!
05:55 <Mekkis> pow
06:00 <Hokubi> !throw 1d20+6 attack; 1d6+2 damage
06:00 <diebot> Hokubi, attack: [1d20=1] 7; damage: [1d6=1] 3
06:26 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+4
06:27 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+4: [1d20=15] 19
06:32 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6+1
06:33 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d6+1: [1d6=1] 2
06:37 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1
06:38 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+1: [1d20=4] 5
06:45 <Mekkis> it's now Worth's turn
07:28 <Worth> !throw 1d20+9 Attack; 2d6+8 Powerattack Greatsword
07:28 <diebot> Worth, Attack: [1d20=7] 16; Powerattack Greatsword: [2d6=6,4] 18
07:43 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3
07:44 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+3: [1d20=17] 20
07:51 <Mekkis> !throw 1d8+4
07:53 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d8+4: [1d8=7] 11
08:29 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+7
08:30 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+7: [1d20=17] 24
08:34 <Mekkis> !throw 1d8+4
08:35 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d8+4: [1d8=6] 10
08:56 <Hokubi> !throw 1d20+6 attack; 1d6+2 damage
08:57 <diebot> Hokubi, attack: [1d20=9] 15; damage: [1d6=5] 7
09:14 <Mekkis> it's now Hokubi's turn
10:23 <Hokubi> acrobatics off and grab this paralyzed one.
10:44 <Hokubi> @acro
10:45 <diebot> Hokubi, acrobatics: [1d20=14] 23
12:00 <Tabansi> skype is messin up for me
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13:22 <Mekkis> what are you doing with the rest of your turn?
14:31 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+7
14:32 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+7: [1d20=16] 23
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14:49 Hokubi has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
14:58 <N2H4> !throw 1d20+6 attack paralyzed ; 1d6+2 damage
14:59 <diebot> N2H4, attack paralyzed: [1d20=16] 22; damage: [1d6=4] 6
15:04 N2H4 is now known as Hokubi
15:14 <Tabansi> maintain, go over and poke Worth with dat there heals
15:15 <Mekkis> it's now Tabansi's turn
15:21 <Tabansi> !throw 1d8+1
15:21 <diebot> Tabansi, 1d8+1: [1d8=7] 8
15:27 <Mekkis> it's now Worth's turn
15:36 <Worth> !throw 1d20+9 Attack; 2d6+8 Powerattack Greatsword
15:36 <diebot> Worth, Attack: [1d20=2] 11; Powerattack Greatsword: [2d6=3,2] 13
15:36 <Tabansi> "Surrender, you only get this one chance"
15:57 <Mekkis> he throws his weapon down, and surrenders
16:07 <Tabansi> "Damn fine choice!"
16:32 <Tabansi> "Becher get down here and tie this bastard up while we take care of the 'Ghouled' ones."
19:01 <Hokubi> !throw 1d20-2 @Mekkis
20:00 <Tabansi> Tabansi kicks ass fo sho!
22:02 Hydrazine has quit (Quit: Leaving)
22:11 Hokubi is now known as Hydrazine
22:15 Tabansi is now known as Steven
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08:39 <Mort-> Back
08:44 <Avatar> are you guys still playing
08:51 <Mort-> Oooh
09:01 <Mort-> No we just got back
09:06 <Mort-> At least me
09:13 <Avatar> did you win
09:31 <Mort-> Its a session thing
10:03 <Mort-> I dunked my party member in the fountain for getting drunk
10:38 <Mort-> Then he repaid the favour by pouring water on me the next morning
10:48 <Mort-> Damn him for not needing to sleep
12:01 <Mort-> I probably was more on the charge and chase the monster bit at night though
12:16 <Avatar> who doesn't need to sleep
12:24 <Mort-> He wanted to wait so i humored him
12:27 <Mort-> Him.
12:33 <Avatar> him who
12:39 <Avatar> that describes almost everyone
12:42 <Mort-> My party member
12:51 <Mort-> A skill monkey barb lol
13:07 <Mort-> If you ever heard of that ^^
20:14 <Avatar> how come he doesn't need to sleep
26:19 <Mort-> Ring of sustenance
26:27 <Mort-> Gm let us choose 2 magic items.
26:36 <Mort-> I chose clw and magic sword
26:48 <Mort-> He chose ring and magic waraxe
27:15 <Mort-> Frankly think ring isn't really that great but ill never be a caster in this
27:34 <Mort-> And he will multi class to caster
42:02 <Avatar> that is kind of clever
42:11 <Avatar> I thought even with a ring of sustenance he has to sleep
42:29 <Avatar> but even if you try to stay up, he doesn't have to sleep either, and he can always beat you
44:45 <Mort-> Yeah so i got dosed with water in the morning
45:02 <Mort-> For dunking him into the water the day before
45:15 <Mort-> Hey he was seeing 3 of me!
45:29 <Mort-> I thought it was the fastest way to sober him up
47:07 <Mort-> I'm actually sensitive
47:22 <Mort-> Or i try to block it out so i don't feel anything
47:23 <Steven> yes, im aware
47:38 <Mort-> Sort of a swingy thing
47:45 <Mort-> Not exactly controlled
48:39 <Mort-> And i do have problems getting along with people
50:37 <Mort-> Ok i did sort of had a mini sniffle in rl so i probably should wash my face up some
50:44 <Mort-> Then head back to office
51:08 <Steven> yeah, and try not to let this get you down in the dumps okay
51:11 <Steven> its just a job
51:21 <Steven> ive had.... i dunno 15+ jobs in my life
51:27 <Mort-> I keep screwing up my jobs i think
51:35 <Mort-> I've probably had more
51:40 <Steven> and fuck em, they are just jobs its not your whole life
52:22 * Mort- sighs
55:49 <Mort-> I've tried so hard and got so far. In the end it doesn't even matter
55:50 <Mort-> K werk werk
01:15 <Mort-> Man I'm going to be on so short sleep tomorrow
19:14 <Brunius> http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/11th_grade.png
19:22 <Brunius> Replace Perl with C++ at this point
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02:12 <Avatar> sux to be young
05:35 <Brunius> Today: Show up at school. Chat to friends. Drill holes in acrylic. Go to "career planning interview". Tell them about the research they told you to do last year and you ACTUALLY DID. Drill more holes in acrylic. Try to code C++. Go home.
07:38 <Avatar> http://www.tenkarstavern.com/2012/05/d-heartbreaker.html
08:16 <Brunius> Yeah, that's basically what I saw
08:27 <Brunius> It's like 3.55
09:22 <Avatar> that's suggesting it's more like 3.25
12:52 <Brunius> It's not completely a downgrade
12:59 <Brunius> They consolidated stealth and perception
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43:52 <Avatar> holding your breath a number of minutes equal to your con mod (min 30 seconds) is good
44:35 <Steven> herro
46:04 <Avatar> yo
49:32 <Steven> hows it goin avatar
51:49 <Avatar> top notch
57:24 <Steven> good to hear
57:36 <Steven> i just put sam to bed, 6 hours and shes up again to go to work, shes pissy as fuck man
01:26 <Steven>  now im out the living room and i think its time for anime
04:30 <Steven> what you feelin? im thinking maybe some FlCl
06:56 <Avatar> what is FICI
12:06 <Steven> Foolie coolie
12:23 <Steven> fooly cooly
12:28 <Steven> i dont remember how they spell it
25:20 <exBoomerET> I am not away, you take that back.
25:26 <exBoomerET> Thank you.
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16:21 <Avatar> sounds made-up
16:34 <Novel> hi
16:40 <Avatar> hi
17:19 <Novel> any of you play magic?
17:26 <Avatar> mekkis does
25:17 <Novel> how about warhammer?
25:25 <Avatar> brunius does
25:41 <Novel> on that note, whats the funniest moment thats ever happened to you because of dice?
26:54 <Avatar> you ask a lot of questions
29:48 * exBoomerET glances around
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42:54 <mortswishytail> Back
44:07 <Mort-> With all things going to hell i still can move my workstation without help i guess
44:21 <Mort-> As in. Enough geek for that
45:25 <Mort-> The it guys were supposed to help out with it but no the servers went down and they went fixing it up
47:04 <MekkisScreen> is it bad that I ssh into work, remote desktop into my desktop at work over the ssh tunnel, use a virtual machine on the desktop to run a terminal, to ssh into a server in the netherlands, to use a screen session, running irssi
47:10 <MekkisScreen> so I can talk on IRC
48:03 <Avatar> is that the simplest way of doing it
48:27 <Avatar> wait, you do that from home?
48:38 <Mort-> Well i just had a bad day anyway
48:54 <MekkisScreen> nope
49:02 <MekkisScreen> using wireless broadband
49:02 <Mort-> Why dont you just cell irc
49:10 <Mort-> Skip all the frills
49:20 <MekkisScreen> because I have a real keyboard here
49:40 <Mort-> Dunno. Just differences around i suppose
49:58 <Avatar> wireless broadband from home?
50:09 <MekkisScreen> nope
50:11 <Mort-> Its something obscure
50:14 <MekkisScreen> fro a laptop
50:27 <Mort-> But it works to go around firewalls and stuff
50:29 <Avatar> why not just run irssi from the laptop
50:34 <MekkisScreen> Mort-: you should -R
50:40 <MekkisScreen> if you want to PM me
50:46 <MekkisScreen> Avatar: because it's not my laptop
51:04 <Avatar> uninstall it after you're done
51:12 <Avatar> seems less complicated
51:35 <Mort-> -R
51:40 <Mort-> Uh
51:49 <Mort-> It doesn't work what was the command again
51:53 <Avatar> it's /mode Mort- -R
52:27 <Mort-> Thanks
52:45 <Mort-> I thought it was /mode -R
53:01 * Mort- sighs
53:02 <MekkisScreen> and I don't like disconnecting
53:37 <Mort-> I think one reason you were doing it was because of firewalls?
53:56 <MekkisScreen> that's one reason
54:00 <Mort-> They are the bane of all kinds of online entertainment
54:10 <Mort-> Including irc and all that stuff
55:06 <SadMort-> Time to mope all my way home
57:32 <Avatar> you're only allowed to infect us with happiness mort, not mopiness
57:45 * Steven is immune to mopiness
58:06 <SadMort-> Well don't expect me to be a sparky cookie all the time
58:09 <Avatar> I am susceptible :(
58:16 <SadMort-> Oh ok
58:23 <SadMort-> Ill shield
58:28 <SadMort-> I project quite some
59:27 * Mort- keeps them bundled up
00:07 <Mort-> And Steven aren't you supposed to be in bed?
00:36 <Brunius> ssh into work, remote desktop into my desktop at work over the ssh tunnel, use a virtual machineon the desktop to run a terminal, to ssh into a server in the netherlands, to use a screen session, running irssi
00:39 <Brunius> [20:47] <MekkisScreen> so I can talk on IRC
00:42 <Brunius> dafuq
01:54 <Mort-> Its a very complicated solution
02:13 <Steven> nope, i dont sleep
02:15 <Mort-> Don't understand how it Weslp
02:17 <Mort-> Works
02:32 <Mort-> Probably you just sleep less
02:41 <Mort-> Right. 
03:17 <Steven> no i just dont sleepl, i wait... like chuck norris.
03:23 <Mort-> There are times i wonder what  it would be like not to have to sleep
03:36 <Mort-> Ow
04:53 <Avatar> sleep is the best thing in the world
07:02 <Steven> its definently on the top ten avatar
07:36 <Mort-> Well i don't function well on 6 h sleep
07:41 <Steven> I loves me some sleep when I finally manage to get some
07:51 <Steven> usually im functioning off of about 4hrs of it a day.
07:53 <MekkisScreen> "The building is on fire, there are several corpses on the floor. A lone priest tries to fend off six wolves with his crucifix"
08:13 <Mort-> Do you feel tired? Why can't you sleep
08:18 <MekkisScreen> "On the plus side, the bring building offers great visibility"
08:22 <Mort-> I guess i never had a problem sleeping
08:31 <Steven> Insomnia
08:33 <Steven> and migraines
08:41 <Steven> if ones not keeping me up the other is
09:02 <Mort-> Chronic migranes?
09:53 <Steven> yup
10:12 <Steven> bout 4 or 5 a week
10:39 <Mort-> Nothing really helps?
11:29 <Steven> medication, but its really spendy
11:47 <Steven> back when i had insurance they still cost 10 bucks a pill
11:56 <Steven> now they rock at about 35 per
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14:51 <Mort-> Insurance ran out?
14:55 <Steven> yeah
15:09 <Steven> and who can afford 500+ bucks a month in medication
15:48 <Steven> so now, i just deal with it
16:11 <Steven> I dont let them stop me from doin shit except when its the ones where i get super dizzy
16:29 <Steven> like last week i couldnt stand up without falling over immediately
16:58 <Mort-> Oh
17:38 <Mort-> On those occasions id suggest just lying down
18:14 <Steven> i just sit in my chair
18:29 <Steven> do nothing
18:49 <Mort-> You can't try to sleep through those?
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19:50 <Steven> okay, ill punch you in the side of the head while you try to sleep.
20:55 <Mort-> Usually if I'm really dizzy its because I'm exhausted
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22:14 <Mort-> So i just lie down and next thing i know its a few hours  later
26:06 <Steven> I need to start playing another home brew
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26:23 <Steven> the campaign i was playin in just finished
26:44 <Steven> vamp is no more cause my awesomeness destroyed it.
27:38 <Steven> well not just me, but the group
27:51 <Steven> he was seriously uncool too
30:08 <Steven> I am going to put it into electronic form
33:40 <Mort-> What were you doing to the vamp
34:09 <Mort-> im chasing a large 2 legged monster with a skill monkey barb lol
36:25 <Steven> we staked his ass
36:33 <Steven> figuratively speaking
36:42 <MekkisScreen> yay for chair legs
37:02 <Steven> My character cut off his head and returned it to the organization i work for
37:08 * exBoomerET waves to WW
37:10 <Steven> That was my specific mission
37:54 <Steven> Think like castlevania, where if the parts were ever to be put back together the vamp would get to go crazy again.
38:15 <Steven> So my organization keeps the heads in very guarded tombs
38:20 <Mort-> Ah
38:34 <Mort-> I thought it would be holy water
38:38 <Steven> it was fun.
38:43 <Mort-> Do you have any idea how to catch 2 legged monsters?
38:50 <Steven> trip wire.
38:55 <Steven> claymore
38:58 <Mort-> We went to his lair but couldn't proceed
39:05 <Mort-> We both didn't bring torches
39:20 <Mort-> Uh we need to find the monster first
39:23 <Steven> I really cant help you mort. its a home campaign and that would not be a good thing ya know.
39:45 <Mort-> We just got 2 large spiders on our arses for our trouble
39:49 <Mort-> True
39:59 <Mort-> I think i have a lot to learn about gathering info
40:14 <Mort-> Pfs generally gives you all the information you need
40:33 <Mort-> No ranger. I can't track for nuts
41:07 <Steven> yeah, in home games you actually have to think because things aren't railroaded
41:14 <Steven> which is why i cant help you.
47:40 <Mort-> I think ill just let my party member do the thinking
47:41 <Mort-> Watch and learn
47:49 <Mort-> I do have 8 int after all
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05:57 <Avatar> zzz
08:19 <Brunius> Why do I have to explain year 8 maths to my friend?
12:15 <Steven> because you were dumb enough to say you'd help?
14:58 <Brunius> I didn't say I'd help
15:02 <Brunius> It's for physics
20:51 <Steven> you know, im going to miss playing this guy.  He really was one bad ass undead hunter.
23:55 <Steven> expecially when it came to hunting vamps
24:01 <Steven> cause he was immune to bleed damage
24:12 <Steven> so vamps couldnt bleed him dry
28:41 <Mort-> Uh. What do vampires do
28:45 <Mort-> Bleed is?
29:03 <Mort-> Just uh smite evil?
32:07 <Steven> The big bad guy
32:10 <Steven> he did nasty shit
32:16 <Steven> like, mind controlling people
32:23 <Steven> giving people nightmares
32:44 <MekkisScreen> Brunius: what sort of C++ are you doing?
33:33 <Steven> the guy had like 870hp DR15 untyped
33:55 <Brunius> The Arduino programming type
33:56 <Steven> undead traits of course
34:05 <Steven> it was a real nasty fight
34:11 <Steven> took two sessions
34:47 <MekkisScreen> Arduino? is that some sort of mictocontroller?
35:39 <Brunius> yeah
42:38 <Mekkis> how many of them were evil?
42:40 <Mort-> None
42:48 <Mort-> We chased spiders
42:50 <Mekkis> Mort-, a game was run last night
43:02 <Mekkis> where about 14 humans died
43:06 <Mekkis> most of them were evil
43:08 <Mort-> Well my version of last night was..
43:11 <Mekkis> most of them were stupid
43:16 <Mort-> Because xyn wasn't there
43:24 <Mekkis> Xyn's not a human...
43:30 <Mort-> She probably would ship them off to the..
43:40 <Mekkis> Mwangi?
43:41 <Mort-> If she was there they would end up in jail!
43:47 <Mort-> No.
43:56 <Mort-> Local authorities!
44:18 <Mort-> You mean the whole party went on a rampage!
44:19 <Mort-> ?
44:27 * Mort- sighs
44:43 <Mort-> Xyn stops accidents from happening.
44:52 <Mekkis> because she isn't a human
45:03 <Mort-> Its pretty hard to get into an accident with her involved
45:17 <Mort-> Can't crit for x3
45:30 <Mort-> Primarily non lethal damage
45:41 <Mekkis> because she isn't a human
45:45 <Steven> Humans are like sheep only you get in trouble when you make clothes out of them...
45:56 <Mort-> Will raise an unholy ruckus if the party kills people 
46:36 <Steven> Mort, you work for PFS... they kill people all the time
46:38 <Mekkis> I've wanted to play a skin-stealer
46:41 <Mort-> Well in fs 1 they killed the barbarian before i could stop them :(
46:49 <Mort-> No!
46:57 <Mort-> I really avoid killing
47:07 <Steven> mort, are you under the impression PFS is a LG organization?
47:13 <Mekkis> Mort-, do you aspire to be like Mrivan?
47:23 <Mort-> But they shipped the rest of the party to the jail
47:26 <Mort-> No
47:28 <Mort-> She isn't
47:29 * Steven agrees w/ mekkis
47:37 <Mekkis> hmmm
47:47 <Mort-> If she thinks that the person really is beyond redemption she will kill
47:52 <Mort-> She already has done so
47:53 <Mekkis> Mort-, you should run a campaign for a party of skin-stealers
47:59 <Steven> yeah do it up mort
48:06 <Mort-> Depending on how evil i feel
48:14 <Mort-> What's a skin stealer?
48:21 <Mort-> Actually I'm not evil by nature
48:36 <Mekkis> there are three types of people
48:38 <Mekkis> the good ones
48:40 <Mekkis> the neutral ones
48:46 <Mekkis> and the ones who don't like labels
48:53 <Steven> berb
48:56 <Mekkis> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/fey/skin-stealer
48:58 <Mort-> Today I'm a good one!
50:39 <Mort-> Seriously i can't be evil
50:46 <Mort-> At least not tonight
51:16 <Mort-> You probably need to corrupt me first. But since I'm a tad impulsive it shouldn't be too hard
51:41 <Mort-> And mekkis!
51:57 <Mekkis> what?
52:03 <Mort-> Didn't hoku stop accidents from happening?
52:10 <Mekkis> nope
52:15 <Mekkis> he killed heaps of humans
52:16 <Mort-> What?
52:25 * Mort- feels sickened
52:32 <Mort-> What the..
52:50 <Mort-> The last time he was bringing a zoo around
53:09 <Mort-> And worth also has the ability to stop accidents from happening
53:29 <Mort-> What exactly happened to that follower of the dawnflower
53:31 <Mekkis> Mort-, how many characters have you played?
53:35 <Mort-> Argh
53:40 <Mort-> Quite a number
53:42 <Mort-> Why?
53:48 <Mekkis> Mort-, the Elf; Xyn, the half-elf; Khaz, the human
53:49 <Mekkis> right
53:50 <Mort-> 5/6?
53:54 <Mekkis> which one died?
53:55 <Mort-> Yeah
54:08 <Mort-> Yeah but that's because we had fun uptiering
54:09 <Mort-> Lol
54:15 <Mekkis> which one was as close to evil as legally possible?
54:18 <Mort-> It was bound to happen eventually
54:26 <Mort-> He was closer
54:34 <Mekkis> which one made the stupid decision of uptiering?
54:37 <Mort-> Can't help it. I blame circumstances
54:49 <Mort-> Both of us me and hydra :d
54:56 <Mekkis> My Case Stands.
54:57 <Mort-> Player decision
55:04 <Mort-> Nothing to do with characters :p
55:22 <Mekkis> what about characters I've played?
55:22 <Mort-> If xyn was 3 might have uptiered as wkj
55:24 <Mort-> Well
55:25 <Mekkis> seven characters
55:28 <Mekkis> one Human
55:28 <Mort-> Ok
55:34 <Mekkis> guess which one died?
55:35 <Mort-> Asmel?
55:37 <Mekkis> yep
55:38 <Mort-> Haha
55:39 <Mekkis> he was human
55:46 <Mekkis> he wasn't particularly smart
55:50 <Mort-> But point is we all died as melee classes
56:03 <Mort-> Got swarmed under in my case :p
56:03 <Mekkis> IRRELEVANT!
56:14 <Mort-> Lol
56:22 <Mort-> Are you saying don't do humans?
56:29 <Mekkis> yes
56:29 <Mort-> Bucks still around isn't he?
56:40 <Mort-> So is hitomi and oskar
56:49 <Mort-> if I'm not wrong they are human
56:49 <Mekkis> sure
56:51 <Mort-> :d
56:55 <Mekkis> but for buck to live...
57:05 <Mort-> Also mind mellon
57:07 <Mekkis> Roger and Snake
57:07 <Mort-> What?
57:10 <Mekkis> died
57:19 <Mort-> Snake was gnome
57:26 <Mort-> Don't know about roger
57:28 <Mekkis> Roger was human
57:32 <Mort-> Ok
57:53 <Mort-> I still say there is nothing wrong being human
57:58 <Mekkis> there IS
58:00 <Mort-> There are tons of humans around
58:03 <Mekkis> they have crappy eyesight
58:07 <Mekkis> they're evil
58:12 <Mort-> The only issue i have with humans is no dark vision
58:16 <Mekkis> most of the enemies have Favoured Enemy (Humans)
58:18 <Mort-> They don't have to be evil
58:27 <Mort-> That one i understand
58:35 <Mort-> What happens if you're half elf though
58:44 <Mort-> Do you get the short end of the stick?
58:47 <Mekkis> you still get hit by Favoured Enemy
58:53 <Mekkis> but it's better than being human
58:55 <Mort-> Because i can get prepared for it
59:05 <Mort-> I only do humans for feats
59:14 <Mort-> But for that they are cool
59:16 <Mekkis> Kyra died last night.
59:20 <Mekkis> She was human
59:28 <Mort-> However since home campaign said that world is dark
59:35 <Mort-> Half orc here i come!
59:42 <Mekkis> play a dwarf!
59:44 <Mort-> That's why we both didn't carry torches
59:55 <Mekkis> or a drow
59:57 <Mort-> Barb is dorf
00:07 <Mort-> Drow not allowed
00:12 <Mekkis> or a synthesist
00:16 <Mort-> And he was getting drunk
00:21 <Mort-> When i saw him
00:25 <Mort-> I already have one
00:30 <Mort-> Won't do it again
00:57 <Mekkis> Mort-, run a campaign for skin-stealers
01:08 <Mort-> But i like her..
01:11 <Mort-> No its evil
01:18 <Mort-> As in i do like xyn
01:28 <Mort-> I'm trying not to step on too many toes though
01:52 <Mort-> At least party has yet to object to shipping everyone to jail
02:25 <Mekkis> I would
02:57 <Mort-> On who?
02:59 <Mort-> :d
03:15 <Mekkis> depends where "jail" is
03:28 <Mort-> Local authorities!
03:39 <Mekkis> depends who they are
04:09 <Mort-> Unfortunately she doesn't have detect evil ^^
04:31 <Mekkis> I don't need detect evil to know if someone's evil
04:39 <Mort-> Oh.
04:51 <Mort-> I have a lot to learn about that
05:02 <Mekkis> plus
05:10 <Mekkis> detect evil doesn't always work
05:10 <Mort-> ?
05:16 <Mort-> Yeah
06:09 <Mort-> Something about levels and undetectable alighmmdmt
06:31 <Mekkis> I like the old-fashioned sense motive
06:45 <Mort-> Not really that good at it
06:49 <Mort-> And will never be
07:07 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5 sense motive
07:08 <diebot> Mort-, sense motive: [1d20=1] 6
07:14 <Mort-> See?
07:44 <Mekkis> Mort-, at eighth level, Xyn could be
07:55 <Mort-> How?
08:01 <Mort-> I have lots of things to do
09:32 <Mekkis> helll
09:38 <Mekkis> just put a point into skilled
10:33 <Mort-> I know
10:55 <Mort-> I will do so but my pirorities aren't there
11:21 <Mort-> Intimidate and umd first
11:24 <Mort-> Perception also possible
11:32 <Mort-> Hm but perception...
11:47 <Mort-> !throw 
11:57 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+7
11:57 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+7: [1d20=8] 15
12:05 <Mort-> That's perception
17:12 <paul_Banks> r.i.p billy
19:02 <Mort-> ?
25:53 <Mekkis> /
26:03 <paul_Banks> my dog
27:10 <Mekkis> that's a pity. How old was he?
28:14 <paul_Banks> 18
28:30 <paul_Banks> i had hm for 16 years
28:46 <paul_Banks> and he was my only friend
37:30 <Mort-> Oh
37:45 <Mekkis> ...
37:50 <Mort-> May he rest in peace
07:51 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d8+4: [1d8=7] 11
08:28 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+7
08:29 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+7: [1d20=17] 24
08:33 <Mekkis> !throw 1d8+4
08:34 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d8+4: [1d8=6] 10
08:55 <Hokubi> !throw 1d20+6 attack; 1d6+2 damage
08:55 <diebot> Hokubi, attack: [1d20=9] 15; damage: [1d6=5] 7
09:13 <Mekkis> it's now Hokubi's turn
10:22 <Hokubi> acrobatics off and grab this paralyzed one.
10:43 <Hokubi> @acro
10:44 <diebot> Hokubi, acrobatics: [1d20=14] 23
11:58 <Tabansi> skype is messin up for me
13:22 <Mekkis> what are you doing with the rest of your turn?
14:30 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+7
14:30 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+7: [1d20=16] 23
14:57 <N2H4> !throw 1d20+6 attack paralyzed ; 1d6+2 damage
14:57 <diebot> N2H4, attack paralyzed: [1d20=16] 22; damage: [1d6=4] 6
15:13 <Tabansi> maintain, go over and poke Worth with dat there heals
15:14 <Mekkis> it's now Tabansi's turn
15:20 <Tabansi> !throw 1d8+1
15:20 <diebot> Tabansi, 1d8+1: [1d8=7] 8
15:27 <Mekkis> it's now Worth's turn
15:34 <Worth> !throw 1d20+9 Attack; 2d6+8 Powerattack Greatsword
15:35 <diebot> Worth, Attack: [1d20=2] 11; Powerattack Greatsword: [2d6=3,2] 13
15:35 <Tabansi> "Surrender, you only get this one chance"
15:56 <Mekkis> he throws his weapon down, and surrenders
16:06 <Tabansi> "Damn fine choice!"
16:31 <Tabansi> "Becher get down here and tie this bastard up while we take care of the 'Ghouled' ones."
19:00 <Hokubi> !throw 1d20-2 @Mekkis
19:59 <Tabansi> Tabansi kicks ass fo sho!
08:37 <Mort-> Back
08:42 <Avatar> are you guys still playing
08:49 <Mort-> Oooh
08:59 <Mort-> No we just got back
09:05 <Mort-> At least me
09:12 <Avatar> did you win
09:30 <Mort-> Its a session thing
10:02 <Mort-> I dunked my party member in the fountain for getting drunk
10:37 <Mort-> Then he repaid the favour by pouring water on me the next morning
10:47 <Mort-> Damn him for not needing to sleep
12:00 <Mort-> I probably was more on the charge and chase the monster bit at night though
12:15 <Avatar> who doesn't need to sleep
12:23 <Mort-> He wanted to wait so i humored him
12:26 <Mort-> Him.
12:32 <Avatar> him who
12:38 <Avatar> that describes almost everyone
12:40 <Mort-> My party member
12:50 <Mort-> A skill monkey barb lol
13:06 <Mort-> If you ever heard of that ^^
20:13 <Avatar> how come he doesn't need to sleep
26:18 <Mort-> Ring of sustenance
26:26 <Mort-> Gm let us choose 2 magic items.
26:34 <Mort-> I chose clw and magic sword
26:47 <Mort-> He chose ring and magic waraxe
27:03 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 2nd 4am (MincedSushi, first steps) || All topic times are AEST (UTC+10:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
27:03 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Sun May 27 15:16:36 2012
27:03 <***> Buffer Playback...
27:04 <***> Playback Complete.
27:14 <Mort-> Frankly think ring isn't really that great but ill never be a caster in this
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27:32 <Mort-> And he will multi class to caster
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35:01 <Mekkis-__> fun fun fun
35:09 <Mekkis-__> !throw 1d20
35:09 <diebot> Mekkis-__, 1d20: [1d20=8] 8
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41:40 <Avatar-> fun fun fun fun fun
42:01 <Avatar> that is kind of clever
42:09 <Avatar> I thought even with a ring of sustenance he has to sleep
42:28 <Avatar> but even if you try to stay up, he doesn't have to sleep either, and he can always beat you
44:44 <Mort-> Yeah so i got dosed with water in the morning
45:01 <Mort-> For dunking him into the water the day before
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45:14 <Mort-> Hey he was seeing 3 of me!
45:28 <Mort-> I thought it was the fastest way to sober him up
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51:39 <Avatar-> fucking austnet
53:48 <MekkisScreen> whay?
53:53 <MekkisScreen> what?
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01:14 <Mort-> Man I'm going to be on so short sleep tomorrow
02:22 <Mort-> He pongs in and out
02:26 <Mort-> Anyway hi mek
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07:13 <Avatar> austnet times out too quickly
07:26 <Avatar> I asked them about increasing the timeout months to years ago
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08:53 <MekkisScreen> 121 seconds is too short?
09:01 <Avatar> definitely too short
09:09 <MekkisScreen> I disagree
09:12 <MekkisScreen> it's too long
09:16 <Avatar> why
09:51 <MekkisScreen> because it means that you can be unconnected for two minutes without other people in the channel knowing you're lagged out
10:40 <Avatar> better to be spammed with messages about it?
17:51 <Mekkis> yes, I'd say
19:40 <Mort-> Mek!
19:47 <Avatar> it's noise pollution
19:58 <Mort-> Someone poured cold water on me while i was sleeping :(
20:03 * Mort- cries
20:54 <Avatar> now I feel like pouring cold water on you while you're sleeping
21:04 <Avatar> you've been talking about it so much it just sounds so appealing
21:07 <Mort-> Don't do it!
21:15 * Mort- cries more
21:21 <Avatar> it wasn't that tempting at first at all, just a story
21:26 <Avatar> but now it has become an idea
21:44 <Avatar> ideas can be made into reality
21:50 * Mort- starts wailing
21:55 <Mort-> You can't get over here
22:05 <Mort-> But I'm a sound sleeper so it would work
22:12 <Avatar> it's your own undoing mort
25:18 <Mort-> Ill return the favour
25:27 <Mort-> Since i wake up earlier then you do
25:35 * Mort- growls
26:11 <Avatar> you don't wake up earlier than I do
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36:11 <Mort-> I can be up at 6 am!
36:27 <Avatar> then I can be up at 5.30.
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51:40 <Steven> oh yeah.... cold water on mort
51:45 <Steven> sounds like a plan!
54:39 <MekkisScreen> i SHOULD DO THAT TO Avatar 
54:44 <MekkisScreen> stupid caps
58:12 <Steven> yeah buddy!
58:26 <Steven> cold water all around, and only im safe
58:41 <MekkisScreen> oH YEAH
58:43 <Steven> well... untill one of you gets a hold of sam
58:53 <Steven> which no, you cant have her number
58:57 <MekkisScreen> indeed
59:25 * MekkisScreen hacks steven's mobile
59:48 <Steven> that would be crappy
00:08 * Steven immediately deletes sams information.
00:32 <MekkisScreen> what would Sam say if she saw you doing that?
00:46 <Steven> i dont want to think about that
01:05 <Steven> hey mek, how much gold did we get from last night?
01:20 <Steven> im going to go shopping on tabansi
01:27 <MekkisScreen> she'd probably pour cold water on you
01:30 <MekkisScreen> about 500
01:36 <Steven> at the very least!
01:45 <Steven> cool cool
02:01 <MekkisScreen> unless slow progression
03:17 <Steven> no regular
03:39 <Steven> cause Ausk was the only character i put on slow progression
03:52 <Steven> and that was from level 11 to 12
04:01 <Steven> because he was freakin awesomes
04:47 <MekkisScreen> why do people do that
05:05 <Steven> Ausk is my favorite character ever
05:13 <Steven> so, wanted to play him for more scenarios
05:24 <MekkisScreen> dignified retirement
05:33 <Steven> he was the shops first level 12
06:12 <MekkisScreen> mytiazair's the state' first level 10
06:33 <MekkisScreen> (and 5,6,7,8,9)
06:39 <Steven> heh
07:35 <Steven> Yeah bobby hates Ausk while GMing because Ausk doesn't let him do any stupid instant PC deaths, because he has tons of tricks
09:45 <Steven> Oh you crit on all three of your attacks during your full attack action.  well reroll all three of them.
09:48 <Steven> which ive done
10:03 <Steven> he rolled 3 nat 20s in one full round attack, i made him reroll all 3 of them
10:18 <Steven> he gave me such a nasty look and i just smiled right back
11:50 <Steven> hmmmm.... +1 scorpion whip...
12:00 <Steven> seems crappeh
18:37 <Steven> hmmmmm +1 mistmail....
18:54 <Steven> or rather mistmail, +1 chain shirt
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21:53 <Steven> thinking Feather Fall or Mistmail
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26:21 <Steven> !rand Mistmail Feather Haversack Clamor
26:22 <dicebot> Steven, random: Feather
26:28 <Steven> Ring of feather fall it is!
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00:23 <Steven> so whats everyone up to?
00:47 <Hydrazine> Chillin'.
01:01 <Hydrazine> I was testing out my photoshoop skills for the first time in years.
02:37 <Steven> cool
04:45 <Hydrazine> You?
05:45 <Steven> dickin around mostly
05:54 <Steven> Preparing for a very crappy night
06:05 <Steven> Sam gets off work at midnight and has to be back at work at 8am
06:10 <Steven> because somebody has the flu
06:21 <Hydrazine> Balls.
06:34 <Steven> so, yeah, shes gonna be pissy when she gets home but will be going to sleep right quick
06:49 <Steven> and then ive got a few hours to fuck around in, and then ill cook her breakfast for when she gets up
06:59 <Steven> thats my next 12hrs
16:52 * Mort- sighs
17:55 <Mort-> Feeling out of sorts
18:59 <Mort-> Screwed up at work
20:09 <Mort-> And it isn't exactly my first time at it
20:40 <Mort-> Maybe i really should think about it
21:34 <Mort-> Actually what id really like to do now is to take a nap
22:49 <Mort-> Anyone around here?
25:25 <Mort-> I only have lunch hour i suppose. After that ill be gone on afk mode again
53:50 <Mort-> :(
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11:43 <Mort-> No ones around? :(
13:14 <Steven> bach!
13:23 <Mort-> Oh not you...
13:30 <Steven> yes me...
13:34 <Steven> bwahahahhaha
13:36 <Mort-> Just upset jtm
13:37 <Mort-> Atm
13:37 <Steven> how you screw up?
13:47 <Mort-> Here and there i guess
13:53 <Mort-> But i tried not to..
14:05 <Mort-> I guess i have careless nature
14:30 <Steven> no i mean specifically
14:33 <Steven> how did you screw up this time
14:57 <Mort-> Got into trouble for putting the documents in the common folder
15:28 <Mort-> Honestly slipped past my mind that i still had those documents
16:09 <Steven> hmmmm
16:14 <Steven> that sucks
16:27 <Steven> where exactly do you work? a lawyers office? Clerical?
16:36 <Mort-> Hr.
16:46 <Mort-> Well i won't be working for them anymore
16:55 <Mort-> If you get my drift.
17:01 * Mort- sighs
17:22 <Steven> you gots fired?
17:45 <Mort-> Sort of transfered out
17:46 <Mort-> So
17:52 <Mort-> Yeah it sucks.
18:12 <Steven> well, transfered is better then let go
18:16 <Steven> you still have a job
18:26 <Mort-> Ill be off in 3 months anyway
18:40 <Mort-> But if i didn't fk it up it could have been permanent
18:45 <Mort-> But well i did
18:59 <Mort-> So now I'm like just :(
19:54 <Mort-> Actually i wasn't exactly upset till i typed all of that out
20:03 <Mort-> Previously was just drained. 
20:08 <Mort-> Now I'm upset
20:13 <Steven> yes, but now you can begin getting over it
20:26 <Mort-> Wonder if there's really something wrong with me
20:36 * Steven hands you some Cheez-its.
20:49 <Mort-> Its like ever since i graduated i haven't actually held a permanent job for long
21:07 <Mort-> So yeah. One upset mort
21:20 <Steven> Mort, after having been with sam for a while now, I can absolutely say something is wrong with you.  You are female which means you are insane.
21:41 <Mort-> Ah darn it. Emotion block is begining to come apart. And i still have half a day of work to go
21:56 <Mort-> I have to wall it off. Can't let it go now
22:12 <Mort-> I think id have rather chosen energy drain over this
22:28 <Mort-> Can't really let it go till after work
22:56 <Mort-> And if i tell my parents on how i felt about it they will be like can you stop fking up?
23:23 <Mort-> So i really don't talk to them much about it
23:59 <Mort-> Now I'm sitting in a library trying to meditate and reflect about things
24:55 <Mort-> I guess i could call my friend up to talk about it
25:04 <Mort-> But we just met on Monday
25:14 <Steven> is this a guy friend?
25:18 <exBoomerET> I am not away, you take that back.
25:18 <Mort-> Girl
25:25 <exBoomerET> Thank you.
25:26 <Steven> oh well go ahead and let the crazy out
25:29 <Mort-> I don't tell guys this kind of thing
25:45 <Mort-> I am sort of used to keeping things inside
25:49 <Steven> no but seriously mort, fuck that job, how old are you?
26:02 <Mort-> Because my family doesn't think much of people who keep fking up
26:04 <Mort-> 25
26:12 <Mort-> I'm not that young anymore
26:26 <Steven> bah, still plenty of time
26:40 <Steven> i pretty much expect people not to keep a steady job to 30
26:42 <Mort-> Maybe here is more unforgiving
26:50 <Mort-> Your not in asia.
27:00 <Steven> leave asia then
27:09 <Steven> move somewhere else
27:15 <Mort-> It won't happen. Too many issues to consider
27:25 <Mort-> Like its easy to get a job elsewhere
27:46 <Steven> so where are they transfering you to?
27:47 <Mort-> I just want a job to take it easy. Not particularly smart or ambitious
28:01 <Mort-> Doing a whole lot of catalouging
28:11 <Mort-> which is boring and tedious like hell
28:14 <Steven> paycut?
28:18 <Mort-> But hey. Excuse brain.
28:20 <Mort-> Not really
28:32 <Steven> then, sounds like thats a good job
28:39 <Mort-> Don't have to think. Just keep clicking the mouse button
28:45 <Steven> exactly!
28:52 <Steven> i wouldnt mind a job like that
28:53 <Mort-> Well. My finger aches after doing it 1038 times
28:59 <Mort-> And my back as well.
29:01 <Steven> switch fingers!
29:05 <Steven> switch backs?
29:09 <Mort-> Not to mention they are in a hurry on it
29:26 <Mort-> So they keep pushing me on it
29:38 <Steven> but seriously, try it out while looking for another job
29:40 <Mort-> Ah well
29:55 <Steven> one that you can actually perform well in
30:17 <Mort-> Problem is I'm not really sure what i should try out next
30:24 <Mort-> Another screwup coming up?
30:56 <Mort-> But yeah. Sort of like sigh.
31:16 <Steven> well would you rather stay where you are?
31:22 <Mort-> Look on the bright side at least I'm not leading a kingdom now.
31:34 <Mort-> My time is mostly my own.
31:42 <Mort-> Well i won't get any where here
31:54 <Mort-> I wonder how much time i have left
32:21 <Mort-> I'm also going to italy in July which is the reason why i don't want to look for another job
32:26 <Steven> time is relative, dont worry about it
32:45 <Mort-> It doesn't go very well if you say you're going on vacation the moment you start work
32:56 <Mort-> But gosh.
33:29 <Steven> i say dont worry bout it!
33:37 <Mort-> Man. That's sort of a mess
33:51 <Mort-> Thanks. Didn't think you had this side to you.
34:00 <Mort-> Considering you're mostly poking me
34:03 <Steven> i dont...
34:18 <Steven> Its all on the back of my massive bluff skills
34:40 <Mort-> That isn't exactly the right thing to say lol
34:53 <Mort-> And here i thought you really meant it :(
35:02 <Mort-> Right.
35:06 <Steven> ...
35:18 * Steven starts looking for an exit before he gets mauled.
35:31 <Mort-> I don't have energy for it
35:39 <Mort-> So don't worry about that
35:43 <Steven> very good!
35:49 <Mort-> My energy levels are dependent on my mood
35:51 <Steven> or are you bluffing now!
35:54 <Mort-> No
36:11 <Steven> !throw 1d20+5 Sense Motive
36:12 <diebot> Steven, Sense Motive: [1d20=16] 21
36:14 <Mort-> Whenever I'm upset its like ill have no energy
36:19 <Mort-> Truth
36:27 <Mort-> And i tell lies badly
37:38 <Steven> that sucks
37:42 <Mort-> Truth
37:48 <Mort-> I don't lie
38:09 <Steven> I can lie quite good
38:48 <Mort-> I can't lie.
38:55 <Mort-> Whenever i get upset i get energy drain
39:01 <Steven> I once lied my way out of having to finish a Project for my Mineralology class
39:32 <Mort-> I would die trying to finish whatever people asked me to do
39:39 <Mort-> But that's me for you
39:46 <Steven> Handed in a 3/4 finished project, bluffed my teacher into believing My father had went and had a heartattack and I was a the hospital with him
40:02 <Steven> and i got a B
40:14 <Mort-> Of course after that...accuracy of that piece of work leaves much to be desired
40:26 <Mort-> Ill just say not enough time. Can give extension?
40:38 <Steven> no way, it was easier then finishing
40:58 <Steven> B for the final project, B in the class overall
41:01 <Mort-> You're not supposed to do that. Or at least you know how it goes
41:40 <Mort-> Well. So that's life for you i guess
41:53 <Steven> I'm sorry, but 90% of the worlds problems are able to be bullshitted through
42:10 <Mort-> And i can't bs for nuts.
42:21 <Steven> you should practice!
42:39 <Mort-> Forget it. No one would believe my bs.
42:49 <Steven> ok mort, i give you homework!
43:07 <Mort-> I refuse to accept learning to bs.
43:11 <Steven> by tomorrow this time, you have to tell me a believable lie!
43:16 <Mort-> Its against my code of conduct'
43:18 <Mort-> !
43:51 <Steven> That is irrelevant!  Every person should have the ability to lie
44:05 <Steven> you dont have to actively practice it
44:12 <Steven> but you should at least have that option open to you.
44:15 <Mort-> I can lie ^^ no one would believe me
44:30 <Steven> yeah, which is why you are going to tell me a believable lie
44:32 <Mort-> Because i probably have a neg 10 mod to bluff skill
45:18 <Mort-> Oh well. I think once i get home I'm just going to hit the sack.
45:28 <Mort-> Would you believe i didn't eat lunch?
45:29 <Steven> proabbaly a good idea
45:36 <Mort-> No appetite
45:44 <Steven> Would you believe I don't care?
45:50 <Mort-> But running away from your problems isn't going to solve them
46:02 <Mort-> Ya since you're halfway across the world
46:11 <Steven> well you would be wrong!
46:20 <Steven> You should at least eat something, keep your energy up
46:29 <Mort-> No appetite
46:38 <Steven> might keep you from getting transfered if you come back gung ho and put your best foot forward
46:50 <Steven> get a snack bar thing
46:54 <Steven> anything, go go
47:08 <Mort-> I'm actually sensitive
47:23 <Mort-> Or i try to block it out so i don't feel anything
47:24 <Steven> yes, im aware
47:39 <Mort-> Sort of a swingy thing
47:46 <Mort-> Not exactly controlled
48:41 <Mort-> And i do have problems getting along with people
50:38 <Mort-> Ok i did sort of had a mini sniffle in rl so i probably should wash my face up some
50:45 <Mort-> Then head back to office
51:10 <Steven> yeah, and try not to let this get you down in the dumps okay
51:12 <Steven> its just a job
51:22 <Steven> ive had.... i dunno 15+ jobs in my life
51:28 <Mort-> I keep screwing up my jobs i think
51:36 <Mort-> I've probably had more
51:41 <Steven> and fuck em, they are just jobs its not your whole life
52:23 * Mort- sighs
55:50 <Mort-> I've tried so hard and got so far. In the end it doesn't even matter
55:51 <Mort-> K werk werk
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19:15 <Brunius> http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/11th_grade.png
19:23 <Brunius> Replace Perl with C++ at this point
29:47 * exBoomerET glances around
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02:13 <Avatar> sux to be young
05:36 <Brunius> Today: Show up at school. Chat to friends. Drill holes in acrylic. Go to "career planning interview". Tell them about the research they told you to do last year and you ACTUALLY DID. Drill more holes in acrylic. Try to code C++. Go home.
07:39 <Avatar> http://www.tenkarstavern.com/2012/05/d-heartbreaker.html
08:17 <Brunius> Yeah, that's basically what I saw
08:28 <Brunius> It's like 3.55
09:23 <Avatar> that's suggesting it's more like 3.25
12:53 <Brunius> It's not completely a downgrade
13:00 <Brunius> They consolidated stealth and perception
37:07 * exBoomerET waves to WW
05:56 <Avatar> zzz
19:39 <Brunius_AFK> you're a zzz
52:53 <Avatar> what does that mean
03:04 <Mort-> God
03:25 <Mort-> Ow I'm on short sleep
18:38 <Avatar-> mincedsushi's game now starts at 11 am saturday aest
19:05 <Avatar-> I'll fix the topic when I'm home
20:01 <Mort-> Man
20:09 <Mort-> How do you catch a 2 legged monster
20:22 <Mort-> That has been taking children away
20:52 <Avatar-> mort can you fix your invite if you're not coming
21:08 <Mort-> We went to its "lair" and got stopped by a symbol
21:38 <Mort-> Once you change the time ill re change whether I'm invited or not
22:13 <Mort-> I still think we shouldve waited on the monster that night
22:24 * Mort- wants to catch monsters.
22:45 <Mort-> Instead of taking a snooze
23:07 <Mort-> But no. Party member wanted the watch and see attitude
23:49 <Mort-> Or at least he watched. I slept
25:55 <Mort-> I think on an on going campaign i rather not be a caster.
25:56 <Hydrazine> Oh no! Not me! We've never lost control.
26:07 <Hydrazine> You're face to face, with the man who sold the world.
26:21 <Mort-> Charge him :p
26:31 <Mort-> I want to kill the monster
26:41 <Hydrazine> So you played at a real table Mort?
26:54 <Mort-> The town chief promised me phat lewt
27:10 <Mort-> Ya and dropped the dice under the table twice
27:19 <Mort-> We both didn't bring torches
27:33 <Mort-> I actually forgot to bring rope
27:50 <Mort-> I think one thing is I'm a little too used to combat heavy stuff
27:56 <Hydrazine> What'd you play?
28:06 <Mort-> Home brew pf
28:26 <Hydrazine> what did YOU play?
28:27 <Mort-> My stats were like
28:28 <Hydrazine> magus?
28:33 <Mort-> Thug
28:42 <Mort-> Have urge to hit people up
28:43 <Mort-> Hard.
28:52 <Mort-> Sorry ^^
29:08 <Mort-> I think i like my current form
29:13 <Mort-> Stats were like 
29:40 <Mort-> 17 15 13 13 8 16
29:49 <Mort-> Without racials
30:22 <Mort-> We rolled dice
30:45 <Mort-> Now I'm not sure if i should try reach or twf route
30:46 <Avatar-> lot of odds there
30:51 <Mort-> Yeah
30:55 <Mort-> Its not point buy
30:55 <Avatar-> ah
31:01 <Mort-> Can't choose anything
31:09 <Avatar-> decent them
31:11 <Avatar-> tgen
31:13 <Avatar-> ug
31:14 <Mort-> Yeah
31:17 <Avatar-> then
32:16 <Mort-> I think a prepared caster isn't that nice in campaigns
32:26 <Mort-> Screw night ambushes.
33:13 <Mort-> apparently there was once a group spent their entire campaign running from a dragon after stealing the dragons hoard
33:30 * Mort- feels her magic drain out of her
35:02 <Mort-> And yay hydra. You finally saw me create a character with no spells! :d
36:58 <Hydrazine> No way.
38:58 <Mort-> I have no magic.
39:03 <Mort-> Truly none :d
39:15 <Mort-> I don't really mind...
39:21 * Mort- starts umd
47:43 <Mort-> To be without magic...
48:04 <Mort-> Frankly i don't miss it that much
08:10 <Mort-> Hello
08:25 * Mort- feels like a normal creature now
08:32 <MincedSushi> Hi~
08:38 <MincedSushi> How was your game?
08:39 * Mort- feels nonmagical
08:44 <MincedSushi> 0_o
09:08 <MincedSushi> Mort has been unmagiced by the tabletop game?
09:20 <Mort-> Uh there were only 2 of us
09:21 <Mort-> And i have no magic!
09:21 <Mort-> None at all!
09:21 * Mort- is now a muggle!
09:21 <Mort-> Yes
09:27 <Mort-> I took a form without spells!
09:37 <MincedSushi> :<
09:54 <Mort-> Isn't it beautiful?
09:54 <MincedSushi> But spells add the spice!
10:00 <MincedSushi> Always~
10:10 <Mort-> I have no magic. I gave it all up!
10:17 <MincedSushi> How?
10:18 <MincedSushi> Why?
10:27 * Mort- is a mundane mort
10:38 <Mort-> Take a class without spells lol
10:46 <MincedSushi> 0_o
10:51 <MincedSushi> You can't do that!
10:55 <MincedSushi> Don't do it nooo~
10:58 <Mort-> Why can't i?
11:00 <Mort-> Its done
11:13 <MincedSushi> Mort's purity has been corrupted
11:24 <Mort-> Lol
11:34 <MincedSushi> I grieve for all of us
11:41 <Mort-> I may not be able to cast innately
11:49 <Mort-> But i can still use magical items!
11:57 <Mort-> Which is even cooler lol :p
11:59 <GrievingSushi> It's not the same T_T
12:09 <Mort-> Time to abuse magic device
12:12 <Mort-> Nah
12:20 <GrievingSushi> Next thing we knwo you'll be playing a gnome
12:22 <Mort-> Reasons. First time playing table top.
12:37 <Mort-> Not sure on what to expect.
12:48 <GrievingSushi> SO how was it?
12:56 <GrievingSushi> Was it everything you hoped and dreamed?
12:57 <Mort-> So better take a form where my abilities are not limited to things per day
13:01 <Mort-> Lol
13:05 <Mort-> Its different
13:10 <GrievingSushi> It is xD
13:23 <GrievingSushi> ack!
13:25 <Mort-> Well there were only 2 of us.
13:27 <Mort-> And i pick up bad habits from pfs
13:29 <GrievingSushi> brb furniture fetching
13:35 <Mort-> Ok
14:57 <Mort-> Back
15:36 * Mort- wags tail
19:24 <Avatar-> :o)
27:39 <Avatar-> for a game that relies on every letter of the keyboard to play, nethack for android is an incredibly impressive port
28:36 <Mort-> Lol
28:42 <Mort-> Im sort of tired
28:48 <Mort-> On short sleep
28:50 <Mort-> :p
29:03 <Mort-> Got home at midnight freaked my mom out
29:47 <Mort-> Then i took my bath and passed out on the bed...morning came too soon
30:01 <Mort-> I think ill sleep early tonight.
30:25 <Mort-> + a bit tired after all that running yesterday
30:28 <Mort-> Haste and all
30:43 <Mort-> Becoming a zippymur
38:03 <Mort-> I'm so out of condition physically 
38:17 * Mort- puffs and pants
36:23 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 2nd 11am (MincedSushi, first steps) || All topic times are AEST (UTC+10:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
36:23 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Wed May 30 12:07:47 2012
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37:05 <Mekkis> and you're doing C++ on it?
37:06 <Mekkis> wtf
37:22 <Mekkis> isn't that horribly wasteful?
37:27 <Brunius> probably
37:31 <Brunius> It's what it gets programmed in
37:42 <Mekkis> you sure it isn't C?
38:02 <Brunius> It could be standard C
38:05 <Brunius> I'm not an expert
38:14 <Mekkis> does it have ::s in it?
38:19 <Mekkis> double-colons?
38:36 <Brunius> I'm not too far into it man
39:21 <Mekkis> did your first program look like: #include <stdio.h> int main() { printf("Hello World\n");}
39:47 <Brunius> Not quite that simple
40:10 <Avatar> is there a way to use your dex mod instead of your str mod when using a whip
40:10 <Mekkis> or like: #include <stdio> using namespace std; int main() { cout << "Hello World" << endl; }
40:14 <Avatar> without weapon finesse
40:24 <Mekkis> Avatar, yes
40:36 <Mort-> Agile weapon
40:39 <Mort-> Enchantment
40:41 <Mekkis> be tiny or smaller, and make combat manoeuvre checks
40:47 <Mort-> I think?
40:56 <Avatar> any way to do it at level 1
40:59 <Avatar> 1.0
41:01 <Mekkis> be tiny or smaller, and make combat manoeuvre checks
41:10 <Mekkis> do bards get reduce person?
41:12 <Brunius> It was more like void setup() { pinMode (13, OUTPUT); pinMode (12, OUTPUT); } void loop() { digitalWrite (13, high); }
41:15 <Mort-> Steven you need protection from evil ^^
41:15 <Brunius> Or similiar
41:17 <Avatar> as a human
41:22 <Mort-> No mind control ftw.
41:32 <Mekkis> humans are stupid, evil and short-lived
41:58 <Mekkis> Brunius, that looks very Cish
42:01 * Mort- bites mekkis
42:01 <Avatar> and they get an extra feat at 1st
42:13 <Mort-> I like humans thank you
42:16 <Mekkis> yeah, but they are evil, stupid and short lived
42:21 <Mort-> And they aren't evil
42:26 <Mort-> Nor stupid
42:29 <Mekkis> How many humans died last night?
42:31 <Avatar> so there's no way to do it
42:33 <Mort-> Short lived can't be help
42:39 <Mekkis> how many of them were evil?
42:41 <Mort-> None
42:49 <Mort-> We chased spiders
42:51 <Mekkis> Mort-, a game was run last night
43:03 <Mekkis> where about 14 humans died
43:06 <Mekkis> most of them were evil
43:09 <Mort-> Well my version of last night was..
43:12 <Mekkis> most of them were stupid
43:18 <Mort-> Because xyn wasn't there
43:25 <Mekkis> Xyn's not a human...
43:32 <Mort-> She probably would ship them off to the..
43:40 <Mekkis> Mwangi?
43:42 <Mort-> If she was there they would end up in jail!
43:48 <Mort-> No.
43:57 <Mort-> Local authorities!
44:19 <Mort-> You mean the whole party went on a rampage!
44:20 <Mort-> ?
44:28 * Mort- sighs
44:44 <Mort-> Xyn stops accidents from happening.
44:52 <Mekkis> because she isn't a human
45:04 <Mort-> Its pretty hard to get into an accident with her involved
45:19 <Mort-> Can't crit for x3
45:31 <Mort-> Primarily non lethal damage
45:42 <Mekkis> because she isn't a human
45:46 <Steven> Humans are like sheep only you get in trouble when you make clothes out of them...
45:57 <Mort-> Will raise an unholy ruckus if the party kills people 
46:37 <Steven> Mort, you work for PFS... they kill people all the time
46:39 <Mekkis> I've wanted to play a skin-stealer
46:42 <Mort-> Well in fs 1 they killed the barbarian before i could stop them :(
46:50 <Mort-> No!
46:58 <Mort-> I really avoid killing
47:08 <Steven> mort, are you under the impression PFS is a LG organization?
47:14 <Mekkis> Mort-, do you aspire to be like Mrivan?
47:24 <Mort-> But they shipped the rest of the party to the jail
47:27 <Mort-> No
47:29 <Mort-> She isn't
47:30 * Steven agrees w/ mekkis
47:38 <Mekkis> hmmm
47:48 <Mort-> If she thinks that the person really is beyond redemption she will kill
47:53 <Mort-> She already has done so
47:53 <Mekkis> Mort-, you should run a campaign for a party of skin-stealers
48:00 <Steven> yeah do it up mort
48:07 <Mort-> Depending on how evil i feel
48:15 <Mort-> What's a skin stealer?
48:22 <Mort-> Actually I'm not evil by nature
48:36 <Mekkis> there are three types of people
48:38 <Mekkis> the good ones
48:41 <Mekkis> the neutral ones
48:46 <Mekkis> and the ones who don't like labels
48:54 <Steven> berb
48:57 <Mekkis> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/fey/skin-stealer
48:59 <Mort-> Today I'm a good one!
50:40 <Mort-> Seriously i can't be evil
50:47 <Mort-> At least not tonight
51:17 <Mort-> You probably need to corrupt me first. But since I'm a tad impulsive it shouldn't be too hard
51:42 <Mort-> And mekkis!
51:58 <Mekkis> what?
52:04 <Mort-> Didn't hoku stop accidents from happening?
52:11 <Mekkis> nope
52:16 <Mekkis> he killed heaps of humans
52:17 <Mort-> What?
52:26 * Mort- feels sickened
52:33 <Mort-> What the..
52:51 <Mort-> The last time he was bringing a zoo around
53:10 <Mort-> And worth also has the ability to stop accidents from happening
53:30 <Mort-> What exactly happened to that follower of the dawnflower
53:32 <Mekkis> Mort-, how many characters have you played?
53:36 <Mort-> Argh
53:41 <Mort-> Quite a number
53:43 <Mort-> Why?
53:49 <Mekkis> Mort-, the Elf; Xyn, the half-elf; Khaz, the human
53:50 <Mekkis> right
53:51 <Mort-> 5/6?
53:55 <Mekkis> which one died?
53:56 <Mort-> Yeah
54:09 <Mort-> Yeah but that's because we had fun uptiering
54:10 <Mort-> Lol
54:16 <Mekkis> which one was as close to evil as legally possible?
54:20 <Mort-> It was bound to happen eventually
54:27 <Mort-> He was closer
54:34 <Mekkis> which one made the stupid decision of uptiering?
54:38 <Mort-> Can't help it. I blame circumstances
54:50 <Mort-> Both of us me and hydra :d
54:57 <Mekkis> My Case Stands.
54:58 <Mort-> Player decision
55:05 <Mort-> Nothing to do with characters :p
55:23 <Mekkis> what about characters I've played?
55:23 <Mort-> If xyn was 3 might have uptiered as wkj
55:25 <Mort-> Well
55:26 <Mekkis> seven characters
55:29 <Mekkis> one Human
55:30 <Mort-> Ok
55:34 <Mekkis> guess which one died?
55:36 <Mort-> Asmel?
55:38 <Mekkis> yep
55:39 <Mort-> Haha
55:40 <Mekkis> he was human
55:47 <Mekkis> he wasn't particularly smart
55:51 <Mort-> But point is we all died as melee classes
56:04 <Mort-> Got swarmed under in my case :p
56:04 <Mekkis> IRRELEVANT!
56:15 <Mort-> Lol
56:23 <Mort-> Are you saying don't do humans?
56:29 <Mekkis> yes
56:30 <Mort-> Bucks still around isn't he?
56:41 <Mort-> So is hitomi and oskar
56:50 <Mekkis> sure
56:50 <Mort-> if I'm not wrong they are human
56:52 <Mort-> :d
56:56 <Mekkis> but for buck to live...
57:06 <Mort-> Also mind mellon
57:07 <Mekkis> Roger and Snake
57:08 <Mort-> What?
57:10 <Mekkis> died
57:20 <Mort-> Snake was gnome
57:27 <Mort-> Don't know about roger
57:28 <Mekkis> Roger was human
57:33 <Mort-> Ok
57:54 <Mort-> I still say there is nothing wrong being human
57:59 <Mekkis> there IS
58:01 <Mort-> There are tons of humans around
58:04 <Mekkis> they have crappy eyesight
58:07 <Mekkis> they're evil
58:13 <Mort-> The only issue i have with humans is no dark vision
58:17 <Mekkis> most of the enemies have Favoured Enemy (Humans)
58:19 <Mort-> They don't have to be evil
58:28 <Mort-> That one i understand
58:36 <Mort-> What happens if you're half elf though
58:45 <Mort-> Do you get the short end of the stick?
58:48 <Mekkis> you still get hit by Favoured Enemy
58:54 <Mekkis> but it's better than being human
58:57 <Mort-> Because i can get prepared for it
59:06 <Mort-> I only do humans for feats
59:15 <Mort-> But for that they are cool
59:17 <Mekkis> Kyra died last night.
59:21 <Mekkis> She was human
59:29 <Mort-> However since home campaign said that world is dark
59:36 <Mort-> Half orc here i come!
59:43 <Mekkis> play a dwarf!
59:45 <Mort-> That's why we both didn't carry torches
59:56 <Mekkis> or a drow
59:58 <Mort-> Barb is dorf
00:08 <Mort-> Drow not allowed
00:13 <Mekkis> or a synthesist
00:17 <Mort-> And he was getting drunk
00:22 <Mort-> When i saw him
00:26 <Mort-> I already have one
00:31 <Mort-> Won't do it again
00:58 <Mekkis> Mort-, run a campaign for skin-stealers
01:09 <Mort-> But i like her..
01:12 <Mort-> No its evil
01:19 <Mort-> As in i do like xyn
01:29 <Mort-> I'm trying not to step on too many toes though
01:53 <Mort-> At least party has yet to object to shipping everyone to jail
02:26 <Mekkis> I would
02:58 <Mort-> On who?
03:01 <Mort-> :d
03:16 <Mekkis> depends where "jail" is
03:29 <Mort-> Local authorities!
03:39 <Mekkis> depends who they are
04:10 <Mort-> Unfortunately she doesn't have detect evil ^^
04:31 <Mekkis> I don't need detect evil to know if someone's evil
04:40 <Mort-> Oh.
04:52 <Mort-> I have a lot to learn about that
05:03 <Mekkis> plus
05:10 <Mekkis> detect evil doesn't always work
05:11 <Mort-> ?
05:17 <Mort-> Yeah
06:11 <Mort-> Something about levels and undetectable alighmmdmt
06:32 <Mekkis> I like the old-fashioned sense motive
06:47 <Mort-> Not really that good at it
06:50 <Mort-> And will never be
07:09 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5 sense motive
07:09 <diebot> Mort-, sense motive: [1d20=1] 6
07:15 <Mort-> See?
07:45 <Mekkis> Mort-, at eighth level, Xyn could be
07:56 <Mort-> How?
08:03 <Mort-> I have lots of things to do
09:33 <Mekkis> helll
09:38 <Mekkis> just put a point into skilled
10:34 <Mort-> I know
10:56 <Mort-> I will do so but my pirorities aren't there
11:23 <Mort-> Intimidate and umd first
11:25 <Mort-> Perception also possible
11:33 <Mort-> Hm but perception...
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11:48 <Mort-> !throw 
11:58 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+7
11:59 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+7: [1d20=8] 15
12:06 <Mort-> That's perception
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17:13 <paul_Banks> r.i.p billy
19:03 <Mort-> ?
25:54 <Mekkis> /
26:04 <paul_Banks> my dog
27:11 <Mekkis> that's a pity. How old was he?
28:15 <paul_Banks> 18
28:32 <paul_Banks> i had hm for 16 years
28:47 <paul_Banks> and he was my only friend
37:31 <Mort-> Oh
37:46 <Mekkis> ...
37:51 <Mort-> May he rest in peace
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