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00:02:05 <Steven> Sapling of colf runs the always fun Necroskitter, Melira, Black sun combo of I get all your stuff.
00:02:51 <Steven> my favorite deck is Stonebrow though.
00:03:17 <Steven> Its basically a dont worry im not doing anything over here... oh i win
00:04:04 <Mekkis> I like the Sakashima deck
00:04:19 <Mekkis> it's "I will never have a bigger threat than you."
00:04:30 <Mekkis> "I will also never have a smaller threat than you."
00:04:30 <Steven> its a combo deck masqarading as an aggro deck
00:05:08 <Mekkis> please disregard my ability to generate triple-digit figures of blue mana.
00:05:27 <Steven> my Arcanis deck is a Blue artifact deck that runs sakashima and Myr Battleshphere
00:06:02 <Steven> tons of artifact mana, and unwinding clock
00:06:27 <Steven> throw in the everything has flash cards
00:07:11 <Steven> and its just everyturn im throwing down saka as a copy of battesphere and returning it to my hand
00:07:33 <Mekkis> I prefer letting the opponents provide the combo pieces
00:07:54 <Steven> oh she likes copying the Eldrazi everyone puts down
00:08:05 <Mekkis> as in, I don'
00:08:10 <Mekkis> t run anything worth copying
00:09:13 <Steven> I remember playing a 5 player game, and going through everyones deck and pulling out their caged suns and doubling cubes with that merfolk that lets me steal shit
00:09:33 <Mekkis> I just shove one on a prototype portal
00:10:01 <Steven> by the end of the game i was doing like 700 mana a turn
00:10:49 <Steven> I have that combo, i just prefer to prototype a darksteel juggernaut
00:11:15 <Steven> equip worldslayer after around 5 turns, strap on wispersilk and have people scoop
00:13:54 <Steven> ahhhh crap its wednesday
00:14:14 <Steven> now that i know this i gotta change my plans today
00:15:46 <Mekkis> it's thursday here
00:16:30 <Steven> right now im wishing it was thursday
00:16:45 <Mort-> Oh ya
00:16:47 <Steven> now i get to do a bunch of shit
00:16:58 <Mort-> 0.16 am for you
00:17:05 <Mort-> 10 pm here
00:17:12 * Mort- wags her tail
00:17:29 <Steven> shopping from probably 3pm-6pm, PFS from 7-12pm
00:17:48 <Steven> and before shopping
00:17:53 <Steven> i get to go with sam to visit her mother
00:18:17 <Steven> prolly in about an hour... so 9am-2pm sams mom
00:18:22 <Steven> day is busy busy!
00:18:27 <Mort-> Lucky you
00:18:34 <Steven> YUP
00:18:36 <Mort-> I don't get pfs on week days
00:18:52 <Mort-> I admit i would only have like 3 h to play every night though
00:20:40 <Steven> alright, bard is complete
00:20:46 <Steven> ready to play tonight
00:20:51 <Steven> unless i have to gm
00:21:01 <Steven> then it will be level 1 with no problems lol
00:21:17 <Mort-> Lucky you :(
00:21:24 * Mort- mopes
00:21:33 <Steven> well no problems and golds all over the place lol
00:22:53 <Steven> Thing i hate most about GMing
00:23:01 <Steven> i dont get to play the great chars i think up
00:23:54 * Mort- mopes and bites Steven
00:23:59 <Mort-> Would like more xp
00:24:10 <Mort-> But i can't play at work now definitely
00:24:14 <Mort-> Got things to do
00:24:14 * Steven Morphs into his alter Ego
00:24:18 Steven is now known as Ausk
00:24:37 * Mort- doesn't really care because she is a mur
00:24:43 * Ausk punches the lemur
00:25:04 * Mekkis throws an e at the end of the lemur
00:25:29 * Ausk rejects spelling.
00:25:54 Ausk is now known as Steven
00:25:58 <Mort-> What!
00:25:58 <Steven> anyways... yeah
00:26:04 * diebot uses Smite Evil on Mort the lemure!
00:26:10 <Mort-> Lol
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00:26:23 * Mort- doesn't have evil alignment
00:26:31 * Mort- is probably cn
00:26:49 <Steven> Scorpion Whip Dirge Bard seems pretty win
00:27:02 <Steven> sorry, you're female... so obviously evil.
00:27:07 <Mekkis> lemures are evil!
00:28:23 <Mort-> No
00:28:28 <Mort-> You put the e
00:28:34 <Mort-> i am a lemur
00:28:40 <Mort-> i didn't accept the e
00:28:48 <Steven> brb, i guess im doing everything today...
00:28:52 <Steven> i need to cook breakfast
00:29:09 <Mekkis> Steven, have you passed stage two of DMing yet?
00:29:27 <Steven> i dont know the stages of DMing
00:29:45 <Mekkis> stage 1... uncertainty. "I'm not sure if I'll be any good at DMing..."
00:30:18 <Mekkis> stage 2... reaping benefits. "I can get credit to level my characters faster by DMing"
00:32:18 <Mekkis> stage 3 occurs when you start DMing for the sake of DMing, rather than for the credit
00:32:22 <Mort-> I never will get any further mek ^^
00:32:34 <Mekkis> Mort-, you got shot down at stage 1
00:32:35 <Mort-> Actually i like telling stories :p
00:32:39 <Mort-> Yeah
00:32:51 <Mekkis> I'd suggest you DM something other than PFS
00:32:56 <Mort-> At least i don't have to buy any mods ^^
00:33:06 * Mort- has tails to tell
00:33:42 <Mort-> I tell you maybe sometime id like to play xyniel as a i think i am a pally thing :p
00:33:48 <Mort-> A lot
00:34:19 <Mort-> Actually a little more like. I am my gods chosen champion ^^
00:34:56 <Mekkis> I do like the synergy between synthesist and paladin
00:35:05 <Mekkis> (Xanian is one)
00:36:14 <Mekkis> although you should emphasise the paladin, rather than the synthesist
00:36:36 <Mekkis> (unless your DM rules that Boon Companion works for eidolons)
00:36:36 <Mort-> She is not a pally
00:36:45 <Mort-> Just tries to pretend she is one :p
00:36:52 <Mort-> Not even close
00:37:03 <Mort-> Probably closer to an inquisitor
00:37:09 <Mort-> By her ability range
00:37:21 <Mekkis> what IS an inquisitor?
00:37:29 <Mort-> A big bully?
00:37:37 <Mort-> She is a huge monster after all.
00:37:44 <Mekkis> I don't know
00:37:46 <Mekkis> I don't play one
00:37:46 <Mort-> Once you get right down to the details
00:37:51 <Mort-> :(
00:37:55 <Mekkis> but I want to know what an inquisitor actually IS
00:38:00 <Mort-> Heh.
00:38:20 <Mort-> I think they are like those people who started the salem witch tricks
00:38:28 <Mort-> Trials
00:38:42 <Mekkis> idiots?
00:38:44 <Mekkis> fanatics?
00:38:50 <Mort-> Would think van helsing is an instiqusitor
00:38:54 <Mekkis> fanatical idiots
00:39:01 <Mort-> Fanatics would be close
00:39:15 <Mekkis> Steven, have you seen any anime-inspired RPG characters that weren't stupid?
00:39:37 <Mort-> Van helsing is from a movie
00:39:55 <Mekkis> this came up in the session today
00:40:01 <Mort-> And jerus comes slightly from some npc in exhalted
00:40:21 <Mort-> I'm sure i could base a character on claire from claymore
00:40:41 <Mekkis> I'd rather you didn't
00:40:56 <Mekkis> I haven't seen any anime-inspired RPG characters that aren't horrible
00:41:09 <Mort-> Just create a 2 handed fighter/wizard based on polymorph
00:41:15 <Mort-> Or maybe fighter druid
00:41:32 <Mort-> Though the yoka thing lends itself more easily to wizard magic
00:41:32 <Mekkis> Grolschmir is a fighter-druid
00:41:48 <Mort-> Like monstrous physique
00:41:59 <Mekkis> but I don't like looking at characters as a list of classes
00:42:08 <Mort-> In claymore you're supposed to shape shift into a demon
00:42:35 <Mort-> Innuyasha is probably a kitsune samurai
00:42:46 <Mort-> I think the thing is you don't like anime
00:42:53 <Mekkis> Mort-, I'd rather you came up with an original idea
00:43:01 <Mekkis> rather than one that's based off another source
00:43:08 <Mort-> I steal books a lot
00:43:09 <Mort-> Actually
00:43:27 <Mort-> Besides
00:43:28 <Mekkis> (this is one reason why I think that anime, especially, isn't a good influence on RPGs)
00:43:41 <Mort-> What is another book what is yourself
00:43:54 <Mekkis> most books have characters starting at a defined level, and they don't advance much
00:44:05 <Mekkis> and the level's generally pretty low
00:44:10 <Mort-> When you think of stuff you just think of more then one thing and mesh
00:44:25 <Mort-> Id say their abilities get nastier
00:44:27 <Mekkis> nope.
00:44:46 <Mort-> Uh well my brother is better then i at it
00:45:13 <Mort-> But ya you get more awesome skills when you reach end of series
00:45:38 <Mort-> Shapeshifting. Massive ae/single target damage
00:46:13 <Mort-> And besides i think its quite amusing to do this kind of thing
00:46:31 <Mort-> Then later think on how well you did it as compared to the original abilities
00:46:43 <Mort-> I actually wouldn't mind trying it out
00:47:05 <Mort-> Since usually i have some problems thinking on how a character is supposed to rp
00:47:31 <Mort-> I usually take it from one point of the character and build from there
00:47:45 <Mort-> Generally its the class. Just to keep it simple
00:48:18 <Mekkis> Mort-, you should consider reading afd
00:49:17 <Mort-> I could also argue that grosh concept came from the books joust, alta by Mercedes lackex
00:49:21 <Mort-> Lackey
00:49:35 <Mort-> Except you probably never read those books
00:49:43 <Mort-> They ride dragons there
00:49:49 <Mort-> What's afd anyway
00:50:01 <Mekkis> a USENET group
00:50:14 <Mekkis> full of rather... interesting... people
00:50:48 <Mort-> I admit my idea of grappling some one and dropping him down came from the silver gryphon by Mercedes lackey
00:51:01 <Mort-> Its a griffin fighting technique
00:51:11 <Mort-> Grab and pull their target into the air
00:51:18 <Mort-> Then drop on the people below
00:52:03 <Mort-> Anyway I've always liked Chinese dragons more then their western counterparts
00:52:09 <Mekkis> why?
00:52:09 <Mort-> They are more mystical somehow
00:52:30 <Mort-> Western dragons look like big dumb beasts
00:52:48 <Mort-> Chinese dragons imo have that aura of mystique around them
00:53:07 <Mort-> They fly by riding clouds and not their wings
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00:53:23 <Mort-> They can summon the wind and rain
00:53:44 <Mort-> Its Chinese folklore so maybe you might not get what i mean
00:54:11 <Mekkis> yes, I know about that stuff
00:54:20 <Mekkis> they also have two limbs
00:54:23 <Mekkis> like a wyvern
00:55:02 <Mort-> 4 legs
00:55:06 <Mort-> Not two limbs
00:55:08 <Mort-> Nub
00:55:21 <Mort-> And they have really shiny scales
00:55:30 <Avatar> :o)
00:55:34 <Mort-> And they bring a pearl around with them
00:55:57 <Mort-> Now if i wanted to paint a pretty picture
00:56:10 <Mekkis> sorry
00:56:14 <Mekkis> two legs, two wings
00:56:20 <Mort-> Id be a halfling riding on the back of my Chinese dragon
00:56:22 <Mort-> No
00:57:40 <Mekkis> not a gnome?
00:57:54 <Mekkis> halflings are always criminals
00:58:54 <Mort-> 2.bp.blogspot.com/-EfNRoBW9H4U/ThBvu4gMCAI/AAAAAAAAAtw/wmnUAoM9tAA/s1600/new_chinese_dragon.jpg
00:59:02 <Mort-> That's a Chinese dragon you nub
00:59:08 <Mort-> Yes halfling
00:59:17 <Mekkis> you criminal
00:59:18 <Mort-> Id throw a war hammer probably
00:59:28 <Mekkis> you hammer-throwing criminal
00:59:36 <Mort-> And my eidolon would have lightning breath
00:59:47 <Mort-> Of course how effective that would be in combat
00:59:50 <Mort-> Probably not very
01:00:00 <Mort-> But it would make a nice picture
01:00:24 <Mort-> First. I need a shock returning hammer
01:00:31 <Mort-> Else ill so run out of hammers
01:00:48 <Mort-> 2nd i can't breath weapon and claw like true dragons
01:01:14 <Mekkis> you mean
01:01:18 <Mekkis> breath weapon
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01:01:43 <Mort-> Yeah
01:01:50 <Mekkis> claw claw wing wing bite tail slap tail sweep frightful presence
01:01:56 <Mort-> Its very visual
01:02:07 <Mort-> No no no.
01:02:16 <Mort-> Chinese dragons have no wings!
01:02:19 <Mekkis> !fullattack
01:02:22 <Mekkis> !fullattack Dragon:Copper Dragon, Great wyrm
01:02:23 <diebot> Mekkis, Specify attack type:
01:02:23 <diebot> Mekkis, Bite +47 melee, 2 Claws +42 melee, 2 Wings +42 melee, 1 Tail slap +42 melee
01:02:23 <diebot> Mekkis, [0] Bite +47 melee, 2 Claws +42 melee, 2 Wings +42 melee, 1 Tail slap +42 melee
01:02:23 <diebot> Mekkis, [1] 1 Crush +47 melee
01:02:23 <diebot> Mekkis, [2] 1 Tail sweep +47 m
01:02:32 <Mekkis> !fullattack 0 Dragon:Copper Dragon, Great wyrm
01:02:33 <diebot> Mekkis, Bite: [1d20=19] 66; Bite: [4d6=5,4,6,4] 32; Claws: [1d20=12] 54, [1d20=7] 49; claw: [2d8=5,2] 13, [2d8=5,4] 15; Wings: [1d20=8] 50, [1d20=9] 51; wing: [2d6=4,1] 11, [2d6=5,6] 17; Tail slap: [1d20=16] 59; tail slap: [2d8=1,4] 25
01:02:36 <Mort-> They fly supernaturally
01:02:58 <Mort-> What level is that thing
01:03:15 <Mekkis> not sure
01:03:20 <Mekkis> I'm guessing CR23
01:03:21 <Mekkis> or so
01:03:39 <Mort-> Claw claw claw claw possible
01:03:46 <Mort-> Bite. Tail slap possible
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01:03:55 <Mort-> But must open with breath weapon first
01:03:59 <Mekkis> nope
01:04:10 <Mekkis> can't breathe and full-attack in the same round
01:04:13 <Mort-> Frightful presence is a nice catch though
01:04:16 <Mort-> I know
01:04:21 <Mort-> Not like true dragons
01:04:25 <Mort-> They can.
01:04:50 <Mort-> That linorn did. Breath attack and claw
01:05:37 <Mort-> But enough of painting pretty pictures.
01:05:48 <Mort-> Doesnt get the job done any faster
01:11:18 <Mekkis> Mort-, you should watch Flight of Dragons
01:13:23 <Mekkis> FYI, I don't recommend it to anyone else in this channel :S
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01:23:38 <Mort-> Mek
01:23:55 <Mort-> What spells should socks get
01:26:33 <Mekkis> silent image
01:27:17 <Mort-> Why?
01:27:29 <Mekkis> because it's great!
01:27:41 <Mekkis> *
01:27:50 <Mekkis> *actual greatness is rather DM-dependent
01:28:30 <Mort-> Yeah that's why
01:28:41 <Mekkis> victims only get saves when the "interact"
01:28:53 <Mort-> I could have an image of a huge dragon coming on those goblins
01:29:02 <Mort-> Like uh i would be allowed to
01:29:04 <Mekkis> that's a very interactive image
01:29:06 <Mekkis> so...
01:29:15 <Mekkis> image of a wall of fire
01:29:20 <Mort-> Hm. I'm a little new at this
01:29:23 <Mekkis> noone wants to interact with that!
01:29:28 <Mekkis> or of a massive pit
01:29:33 <Mort-> Did i tell you i tried to skip the
01:29:41 <Mort-> First step 1 fight?
01:29:41 <Mekkis> or just a brick wall
01:29:49 <Mekkis> no
01:29:52 <Mort-> By trying to use ghost sounds
01:29:58 <Mort-> To scare the crowd off
01:30:01 <Mort-> :p
01:30:05 <Mort-> Not allowed lol
01:30:07 <Steven> i am in stage 2.1
01:30:31 <Mort-> It suits socks well
01:30:37 <Steven> which is reaping benefits and sad i dont get to play them
01:30:50 <Mort-> Faerie dragons are known to be tricksters
01:31:03 <Mort-> I previously wanted to use her as a buff bot
01:31:09 <Mort-> Ie enlarge and stuff
01:31:14 <Mekkis> hmmm
01:31:20 <Mekkis> enlarge isn't a bad choice
01:32:34 <Mort-> Good grief they have silent image built in already
01:32:55 <Mort-> There is also the cheap metamagic wand :p
01:33:07 <Mort-> Ever heard of ill omen mek? :p
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01:33:18 <Mekkis> basically, you want to find spells that are duration concentration
01:33:36 <Mort-> How to pretend you have persistent spells using umd and a familiar
01:34:01 <Mekkis> give her scrolls of summon swarm
01:34:28 <Mort-> I don't like swarms
01:34:33 <Mort-> Can't control
01:34:41 <Mekkis> mad monkeys then
01:34:44 <Mekkis> it's controlable
01:34:50 <Mort-> I'm thinking of ill omen wands
01:35:01 <Mort-> Roll another d20 please.
01:35:01 <Mekkis> doesn't it allow a save?
01:35:20 <Mort-> It doesn't
01:35:23 <Mekkis> so from a wand it's DC11 will negates?
01:35:28 <Mort-> But i need make umd check
01:35:33 <Mort-> It has no save
01:35:42 <Mort-> 1 round per level
01:35:43 <Mekkis> witch spell?
01:35:54 <Mekkis> so for one round then?
01:36:01 <Mort-> Till the creature uses a move action
01:36:02 <Mort-> Yes
01:36:02 <Mekkis> seems sub-par
01:36:06 <Mort-> Hm
01:36:23 <Mort-> There is always magic missile to interrupt casters
01:36:31 <Mort-> Hey mad monkey scrolls are expensive
01:37:26 <Mort-> Besides she is very mobile
01:37:34 <Mort-> Can actually clw people in combat
01:37:57 <Mort-> 3 rounds on monkeys
01:38:10 <Mort-> And a level 3 scroll is expensive :(
01:38:15 <Mekkis> not duration concentration?
01:38:46 <Mort-> No
01:38:54 <Mort-> its rounds per level
01:38:55 <Mekkis> oh well
01:39:00 <Mekkis> summon swarm it is then :)
01:39:23 <Mort-> And get people yelling blue murder at me :p
01:39:32 <Mort-> Because i let it get out of hand :p
01:39:47 <Mort-> Concentration is what action
01:39:47 <Mekkis> only for two rounds
01:39:50 <Mekkis> standard
01:39:55 <Mort-> Ok
01:39:58 <Mekkis> which is why it's great for your familiar to do it!
01:40:04 <Mort-> Yeah i know
01:40:14 <Mort-> If i don't need her for other things
01:40:32 <Mort-> She can ready action to stop enemy casters
01:40:36 <Mort-> Magic missile!
01:40:57 <Mort-> Fetch stuff too
01:41:21 <Mekkis> summon swarm stops enemy casters!
01:42:07 <Mort-> If it didn't chase after the melee guy instead
01:42:26 <Mort-> Or if he failed his save
01:43:59 <Steven> alright back
01:44:24 <Steven> sams in the shower, have to run over to my dads house and then going over to sams moms house once i get back
01:44:34 <Steven> wonder if i can convice sam to go to the store by herself...
01:44:40 <Steven> anyone wanna place odds
01:44:55 <Mekkis> 2:1
01:44:59 <Steven> im gonna say 8:1 im shopping
01:45:31 <Mekkis> so if she goes shopping, you buy me eight scenarios
01:45:40 <Mekkis> otherwise, I buy you one scenario?
01:46:06 <Mort-> Zzing
01:46:11 <Mort-> Night all
01:46:15 <Steven> im pretty sure im going shopping
01:47:10 <Mekkis> my computer chair has gone flat
01:47:25 <Steven> you rocking an air chair?
01:47:31 <Mekkis> nope
01:47:37 <Mekkis> standard desk/office chair
01:47:42 <Mekkis> the foam's perishing
01:47:54 <Steven> suck fest 2012
01:48:29 <Steven> avatar is right, im totaly whipped
01:49:00 <Mekkis> ?
01:49:06 <Steven> i went to the store this morning for coffee i dont drink, cooked breakfast im not eating, and going to her moms house so she can hang out with her mom
01:49:09 <Steven> while i sit there doing nothing
01:49:30 <Mekkis> could be worse
01:49:30 <Steven> damn it... im sams bitch
01:49:40 <Mekkis> you could be single!
01:50:09 <Steven> i dunno
01:50:25 <Steven> i got a good amount of play before i met sam
01:51:27 <Steven> oh cool, bards can use shields
01:51:32 <Steven> will be a good addition till level 2
01:51:44 <Steven> errr 3 even
01:52:26 <Mekkis> everyone can use shields
01:53:00 <Steven> wizards
01:53:10 <Mekkis> sure
01:53:17 <Steven> cant
01:53:29 <Mekkis> mithril light shields have no ASF and no ACP
01:53:35 <Steven> i just blew my own mind
01:53:42 <Steven> yeah but wizards aren't proficient
01:53:50 <Mekkis> with no ACP, it doesn't matter
01:54:32 <Steven> oooooo quickdraw
01:54:42 <Steven> okay i gotta stop, ill be back in about 45 minutes
01:54:54 <Steven> well, ill be at sams moms house, but whatever ill be back
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02:01:45 <Avatar> just fyi
02:03:31 <Mekkis> for who's information?
02:12:13 <Avatar> I don't know
02:12:15 <Avatar> everyone's I guess
02:12:36 <Mekkis> what's the FYI for?
02:13:10 <Avatar> steven telling us THE DETAILS
02:13:29 <Avatar> re sam and her mom and her house
02:16:32 <Mekkis> ah
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02:33:16 <Steven> hey
02:33:22 <Steven> uhhhhh i was disconnected
02:33:24 <Steven> yay
02:33:40 <Steven> so i get over to sams moms house and we walk in
02:33:44 <Steven> and sams mom is puking
02:33:54 <Steven> she is like a cold/flu factory
02:34:03 <Steven> so i left, cause i dont want that shit
02:37:18 <Steven> mekkis you disapear?
02:46:28 <Steven> kickass... i can get myself some Mithril armor
02:50:20 <Steven> so Mithril Chain Shirt.... or Masterwork Scorpion Whip and some combat gears
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03:00:15 <Steven> need to figure out a wand to buy
03:00:21 <Steven> mebe grease
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03:16:41 <matt> Hi All
03:23:26 <Steven> yo
03:24:32 <matt> how are things?
03:25:28 <Steven> oh, not bad, ill be getting sick in about a day maybe two
03:28:07 <Steven> okay... im going to get a Bag of Tricks if its legal in PFS
03:29:05 <matt> haha, ya, seems to be a huge pasttime with lots of people....looking for pfs cheese.
03:29:54 <Steven> i dunno if you could call a bag of tricks cheese
03:30:05 <Steven> free summon monster twice a day
03:31:51 <matt> my friend was playing on the weekend and the dm tpk'ed them in the first 45 mins. it was a 1-2 and the wolves attacked the cleric first even though they had to bypass the guys in front, then went for the mage and then the rogue avoiding the fighter intoi the last...lol
03:31:53 <Steven> just seems like something fun for a bard to do
03:32:23 <matt> ya, summoning is fine....take a full round which is a pain.
03:32:57 <Steven> if i was playing that game i would have disputed the Dms call
03:33:40 <matt> I think he registerted a complaint. IDK...annoying though. then the DM rushed out, I'm thinking he had other plans
03:33:53 <Steven> sounds douchy
03:34:00 <matt> ya, very
03:34:06 <Steven> Int of 2 means very basic use of tactics
03:34:14 <matt> hey, what domains do you like?
03:34:29 <Steven> unanswerable
03:34:30 <matt> ya, rushing the closest or whoever causes them damage
03:35:11 <matt> it's nice picking a domain that has an attack linked to it.
03:36:18 <Steven> I prefer domains with utility
03:36:39 <Steven> because often the attacks will only be decent during the first level
03:36:46 <matt> that's true.
03:37:00 <matt> I was thinking protection and destruction?
03:37:14 <matt> I don't like travel, it's overballance
03:37:33 <matt> it's an entire cheese shop :P
03:37:36 <Steven> what god do you worship that provides protection and destruction?
03:38:09 <matt> actually, I was mostly looking for shield other, there is community as well
03:38:25 <matt> I'd have to check agaion, there are a couple.
03:38:56 <matt> I think one other has it.....shield other I mean,
03:39:15 <matt> but it's nice getting access to non-cleric spells as well
03:39:45 <Steven> i like the Trickery domain personally
03:39:51 <matt> travel is like 50 move if you cast the domain longstrider
03:40:01 <Steven> especially the subdomain Deception
03:40:14 <Steven> Sudden shift has saved my ass so many times
03:40:16 <matt> can we use them in pfs?
03:40:28 <matt> trickery is good with the mirror image
03:40:47 <matt> 50% miss chance for one hit is nuice
03:40:51 <Steven> I prefer the sudden shift
03:40:52 <matt> err nice even
03:41:00 <Steven> oh your flanking?
03:41:02 <matt> I didn't see that one
03:41:02 <Steven> thats cool
03:41:09 <matt> haha
03:41:10 <Steven> first hit lands... shift behind them
03:41:10 <matt> ya
03:41:15 <Steven> no more flanking
03:41:24 <matt> that's travel?
03:41:25 <Steven> or rather doesnt land
03:42:07 <Steven> no thats Deception subdomain of Trickery
03:42:51 <Steven> And masters illusion is pretty good too
03:43:45 <Steven> 11 rounds of you and your allies looking like whatever you want
03:44:05 <Steven> I made us look like mummies and snuck past some mummy guards
03:44:36 <Steven> the Dm was like... wtf thats such bullshit!
03:44:57 <N2H4> lol
03:45:00 <Steven> just stared him down and was like, you shouldnt have failed your will save... umadbro?
03:45:15 <Steven> dc wasnt even bad
03:45:30 <Steven> DC18
03:45:36 <Steven> level 10
03:46:01 <Steven> figured we would end up fighting one or two of the mummies
03:46:16 <Steven> and the others would be like wtf why we got mummy on mummy action
03:46:18 <N2H4> dc 18 at 10? Thats low.
03:46:20 <matt> sorry, one sec....support call
03:46:36 <Steven> but nope all of them failed
03:46:52 <Steven> and so we walked right on past them into the boss encounter
03:47:10 <Steven> and then surprise round killed the other mummies on the way back out
03:47:15 <Steven> was rediculously easy
03:48:06 <N2H4> Hows the cleric coming along?
03:48:17 <matt> haha, did the mummies get a perseption check?
03:48:34 <Steven> no, we looked like mummies again
03:48:44 <Steven> walked up to two of them flanked... dead
03:49:06 <matt> Perception +16 -
03:49:08 <Steven> ended the thing, and killed the other 4 'lesser' mummies
03:51:17 <Steven> so which deity do you worship matt?
03:51:28 <matt> is it the same a veil?
03:51:48 <Steven> yup
03:51:53 <Steven> it functions as per veil
03:52:03 <matt> 6th level spell, ya, really powerful
03:52:58 <Steven> matt... deity for your cleric?
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07:39:57 <Hydrazine> witch witch witch
07:41:00 <matt> which witch is which
07:41:30 <Hydrazine> My witch is which witch I'm switching to switch.
07:42:29 <matt> lol
07:43:02 <Hydrazine> Hows the cleric?
07:47:27 <Hydrazine> So for a level 1 caster, is it a +1 or +0 to save DC?
07:57:18 <Hydrazine> Why is there no bunny familiar?
08:01:14 <matt> still working on it....I can't play on friday night..I might be able to play the next night, but 11:00pm is kind of late for me.
08:18:46 <Mort-> Id say +0
08:18:55 <Mort-> I get the same problem
08:19:11 <Mort-> Been reading why does everyone take evil eye
08:19:30 <Mort-> Doesn't anyone think that flight is cooler or is it just me
08:26:55 <matt> nd its maneuverability is good - Hovering, backwards -5, turn 90deg/5ft
08:27:06 <matt> climb speed 1/2 movement
08:27:14 <matt> down speed double
08:27:44 <Mort-> I mean flying!
08:27:52 <Mort-> I always wanted to fly
08:28:02 <matt> ya, that is flying...lol
08:28:23 <Mort-> Btw. Socks the faerie dragon will be around soon
08:28:35 <Mort-> What spells would you like her to pack?
08:28:37 <Mort-> :d
08:28:40 <matt> gtg be back on when I;'m home
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08:28:47 <Mort-> Enlarge person for 1
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09:51:05 <Mort-> I still want to fly.
09:51:11 <Mort-> Flying is fun!
09:51:58 * Steven shoves mort off a bridge
09:52:46 * Mort- grows a pair of bat like wings and flies
09:54:07 * Steven casts dispell magic on morts wings.
09:54:40 <Steven> lemures dont have wings!
09:55:55 <Steven> alright ill be headed down to get dat pfs going on
09:56:21 <Mort-> This one does. She is magical. And its lemur not lemure!
09:56:24 <Mort-> Have fun
09:56:34 * Mort- featherfalls
09:56:55 <Mort-> Damn. Must not try to fly when Steven is around
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10:06:22 <Hydrazine> Hi Mort.
10:06:24 <Hydrazine> Guess what?
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10:24:57 <Mort-> What was it hydra
10:25:49 * Mort- waves at hydrazine
10:29:50 <Hydrazine> guess who lives again?
10:30:00 <Mort-> Who?
10:30:07 <Hydrazine> Gotta guess first.
10:30:16 <Hydrazine> Also, Lyta is getting close to done.
10:30:23 <Hydrazine> Should be ready for sunday game.
10:30:30 <Mort-> Your got jerus rezzed right
10:30:32 <Mort-> Heh
10:30:39 <Mort-> I will just muck around
10:30:52 <Hydrazine> Not playing saturday.
10:30:57 <Mort-> Still not sure if wayang spell hunter and magical lineage stack
10:31:04 <Hydrazine> I would say no.
10:31:13 <Mort-> Yeah that's the problem
10:31:26 <Mort-> So ill need to shift focus
10:31:36 <Mort-> I don't think we will get anything done on sat then
10:31:44 <Hydrazine> They both magical, yes?
10:31:50 <Mort-> Fair enough. Time to try to pretend i have a life
10:31:52 <Mort-> No
10:31:56 <Mort-> One is regional
10:31:59 <Mort-> The other magical
10:32:20 <Hydrazine> Oh, I found it.
10:32:33 <Mort-> The problem is trait has an obscure clause that you can't have 2 traits giving the same bonus
10:32:37 <Hydrazine> Many traits grant a new type of bonus: a “trait” bonus.
10:32:37 <Hydrazine> Trait bonuses do not stack—they’re intended to give player
10:32:37 <Hydrazine> characters a slight edge, not a secret backdoor way to focus
10:32:37 <Hydrazine> all of a character’s traits on one type of bonus and thus gain
10:32:37 <Hydrazine> an unseemly advantage
10:32:48 <Mort-> But they aren't worded the same!
10:32:49 <Mort-> Lol
10:32:53 <Mort-> That's the problem
10:33:05 * Mort- munches cheese
10:33:14 <Mort-> I still want to fly. Period
10:33:24 <Mort-> How well do you think we can time the sleeps
10:33:26 <Hydrazine> Just on the intention of a 'secret backdoor to being superpowered', I'd disallow it.
10:33:38 <Mort-> Shaddap
10:33:47 * Mort- slaps hydrazine
10:34:15 <Hydrazine> And even without that, if they're both trait bonuses that do about the same thing, or that you wish to apply together, then they don't stack.
10:34:39 * Mort- slaps hydrazine more
10:34:49 <Mort-> They should make it more obvious
10:35:01 Hydrazine is now known as Jerus_the_Everliving
10:35:05 <Mort-> Lol
10:35:08 * Jerus_the_Everliving murderizes Mort with a great big hammer.
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10:35:12 <Mort-> Don't get yourself killed Cain
10:35:17 <Mort-> You know it wouldn't work
10:35:28 <Hydrazine> How is it not obvious?
10:35:35 <Hydrazine> The same way enhancement bonuses don't stack
10:35:36 <Mort-> I could probably screw you more easily then you could screw me
10:35:40 <Hydrazine> Or morale bonuses don't stack
10:35:46 <Hydrazine> Or circumstance bonuses don't stack.
10:35:49 <Hydrazine> trait bonuses don't stack.
10:35:58 * Mort- slaps hydra more
10:36:01 <Hydrazine> Thats not obscure. Its the pattern, not the exception.
10:36:01 <Mort-> See?
10:36:29 <Hydrazine> Dodge bonuses, now those stack.
10:36:37 <Hydrazine> Which is why it tends to be hard to get more than one.
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10:56:02 <Mekkis> circumstance bonuses stack
10:56:14 <Mekkis> circumstance, dodge, and untyped stack
10:56:17 <Mekkis> all the rest don't
10:57:31 <Hydrazine> So I was wrong in one example. Fair enough. Point sticks, though.
10:57:33 <Hydrazine> Howdy, Mek.
10:57:43 <Mekkis> alright
10:57:47 <Mekkis> was up really late last night
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11:00:23 <Hydrazine> I think I was too.
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11:08:36 <Mort-> Oh
11:08:39 <Mort-> I timed out
11:08:45 <Hydrazine> Thats what she said
11:13:27 * Mort- just slaps hydrazine because she can
11:14:05 <Hydrazine> If you persist, I shall have Steven say some untoward things about you.
11:14:51 <Mort-> He has gone to the shop to pfs
11:15:06 <Mort-> He won't be back for HOURS!
11:15:14 * Mort- grins evily
11:16:29 <Hydrazine> So?
11:16:47 <Mort-> So it'll be a long while before he can catch me!
11:16:56 <Mort-> meanwhile you're at my mercy
11:17:16 * Mort- gives her best evil vilian laugh
11:18:31 <Hydrazine> Wanna bet?
11:19:21 <Mort-> Uh...
11:19:30 * Mort- looks a little uncertain now
11:22:35 <Hydrazine> Thats what I though.
11:22:37 <Hydrazine> thought.
11:23:25 * Mort- fluffs her fur up. I won't let you intimidate me!
11:23:38 * Mort- bites hydrazine
11:23:54 <Hydrazine> At your mercy, my ass.
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11:25:01 <Mort-> Lol
11:25:04 <Mort-> Sigh
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13:07:21 <OsterGuard-> Anyone here?
13:08:10 <OsterGuard-> http://i.imgur.com/7sRcY.jpg
13:08:21 <OsterGuard-> Some guy drew Pallassa
13:08:31 <OsterGuard-> Face is a bit weird
13:08:39 <OsterGuard-> But otherwise good
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13:24:06 <Avatar`> put the link on your char sheet
13:24:24 <Avatar`> with some bb codes to make it an active link
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13:24:59 * Mort- bites osterguard because she feels nippy
13:25:04 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Avatar
13:25:38 <osterguard> Oh?
13:25:38 <osterguard> Back
13:25:53 <osterguard> Back to being a mur?
13:26:27 <Avatar> man don't even ask her
13:26:32 <Hydrazine> yo
13:26:38 <osterguard> Will do avatar
13:27:16 <osterguard> Hmm?
13:27:23 <osterguard> Hey hydra
13:27:26 <Hydrazine> I'm gonna be a witch!
13:27:47 <osterguard> :O
13:27:59 <osterguard> How so?
13:28:09 <Hydrazine> Making a new character.
13:28:40 <osterguard> Nice
13:28:57 <osterguard> Were you in the wipe?
13:29:12 <Hydrazine> Yes.
13:29:24 <Hydrazine> Jerus bit the dust.
13:29:26 <osterguard> Lol
13:30:02 <Hydrazine> Not as bad as what happened to Matt's character though..
13:30:07 <osterguard> What did you mean avatar?
13:30:11 <osterguard> Oh?
13:30:25 <Avatar> what?
13:30:31 <Hydrazine> He got crit by a trap, killed instantly
13:30:54 <osterguard> "Don't ask her"
13:31:04 <osterguard> Oooohhh
13:31:09 <osterguard> Not good
13:31:20 <Avatar> never mind, I think it's gone unnoticed
13:31:29 <Avatar> luckily
13:31:33 <osterguard> Kk
13:31:45 * Mort- claws osterguard
13:31:47 <osterguard> Hmm?
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13:32:18 * osterguard yelps
13:32:40 * Mort- is a moodymur
13:32:48 <Hydrazine> More like violent.
13:35:16 * osterguard rubs claw mark
13:36:20 <osterguard> I wanna play a huge campaign thing that goes over several sessions
13:36:38 <Avatar> you mean like pathfinder society
13:36:51 * Mort- bites osterguard again
13:37:08 <osterguard> Aren't those the precreated ones?
13:37:23 <osterguard> JESUS
13:37:26 <Avatar> that's the one we play
13:37:35 <osterguard> Yeah
13:37:37 <Avatar> PFS
13:38:52 <Mort-> You need commitment
13:38:54 <osterguard> I mean like classic d&d
13:39:44 <Hydrazine> I think I do too.
13:39:59 <Mort-> If you want to campaign you need to show up at fixed time every well
13:40:06 <Mort-> Week
13:40:14 <Mort-> Without fail
13:40:56 <Mort-> I can commit to that
13:41:06 <Mort-> I do not know how many can
13:42:07 <Mort-> Try something like cote/gods mouth heresy
13:44:01 <Hydrazine> I think vital strike should be more like power attack; scale up with BaB.
13:45:32 <osterguard> I could probably make it
13:45:38 <Mort-> Sure
13:45:42 <Mort-> Every sat?
13:45:46 <Mort-> Or Sunday?
13:46:08 <Mort-> Bring it on id say
13:46:17 <Avatar> I think toughness should be more like power attack, scale up with bab
13:46:36 <Hydrazine> toughness does scale up per level.
13:46:44 <Avatar> oh wait you're right
13:46:46 <Avatar> ok bad example
13:46:57 <Avatar> I meant every other feat
13:47:20 <osterguard> I could
13:47:29 <osterguard> I'd have to take time off work
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13:47:47 <Hydrazine> I mean in comparison to the three vital strike feats that are all sort of lackluster in general.
13:48:03 <OsterGuard-> Or quit
13:48:04 <Mort-> Its for when you can't full attack
13:48:09 <Mort-> Then you use it?
13:48:25 <Mort-> I will be around every sat or Sunday
13:48:37 <Mort-> That i can promise
13:48:49 <Hydrazine> I know, Mort, and I see that it has some benefit, but I don't think its quite enough to warrant 3 feats.
13:49:14 <Mort-> Your a fighter you have the feats to burn anyway
13:49:19 <Mort-> Think about poor me :(
13:49:44 <Hydrazine> Nah, I'm a witch now!
13:49:47 <Mort-> Think about vital strike crit
13:49:49 <Mort-> Ah k
13:50:01 <Mort-> I guess we can grow up together
13:50:19 <Mort-> Am i appointed as your knight? :p
13:50:36 <Hydrazine> vital strike just really isn't that spectacular.
13:51:03 <Mort-> The thing is it gives fighters things to do when they can't full attack
13:51:24 <Mort-> Its bad to end your turn next to a monster imo
13:51:26 <Hydrazine> compare though.
13:51:41 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d12+28
13:51:42 <diebot> Hydrazine, 1d12+28: [1d12=9] 37
13:51:45 <Hydrazine> !throw 2d12+28
13:51:45 <diebot> Hydrazine, 2d12+28: [2d12=2,1] 31
13:52:25 <Hydrazine> Look. More damage without it.
13:52:38 <OsterGuard-> Main reason I want to do campaign is more chance for rp/creativity
13:52:43 <Mort-> Comparing a full attack?
13:52:55 <Hydrazine> I'm using numbers from my 11th level Jerus model.
13:52:55 <Mort-> Oster. Seriously think about commitment
13:53:06 <Hydrazine> And no, thats comparing a regular attack with a vital strike attack.
13:53:20 <Mort-> Our last campaign had problems with people being around all the time
13:53:47 <Mort-> I can confidently speak for myself i will be.
13:53:49 <Mort-> Can you?
13:53:55 <OsterGuard-> I have thought about commitment
13:54:11 <OsterGuard-> An if it's possibly going to happen
13:54:32 <OsterGuard-> I will make certain that I can make it to each and every session
13:54:51 <Hydrazine> I like the idea of persistent roleplay with a more stable group, the considerations for teamwork and tactics that can develop, and i think, greater campaign satisfaction.
13:54:59 * Mort- stares osterguard down
13:55:11 <Mort-> I am ok for anything as long as we have fun fun fun!
13:55:29 <Mort-> The problem is a lot of people can't commit
13:55:39 <OsterGuard-> Until daddy takes the t-bird away :(
13:56:09 <Mort-> We cannot proceed with missing members
13:56:15 <Mort-> Its all or nothing
14:01:44 <OsterGuard-> I gtg guys
14:01:45 <OsterGuard-> Cya
14:05:36 <Mort-> Qualification for playiwg full campaigns. Have no life
14:06:29 <OsterGuard-> True
14:06:45 <OsterGuard-> Wish we all lived in the same city
14:06:51 <Mort-> <- has no life
14:06:54 <OsterGuard-> Then it would be easier
14:07:03 <Mort-> No difference
14:07:07 <OsterGuard-> I already have no life
14:07:11 <Mort-> Hydra and i
14:07:16 <OsterGuard-> I'm in year 11
14:07:29 <Mort-> Can already be online almost any time we want on week ends
14:07:35 <Mort-> Week days I'm limited
14:08:23 <Mort-> Well I'm not that dedicated to play pfs the night long heh
14:08:32 <Mort-> But i think poor hydra does :(
14:08:36 <Hydrazine> I think you're being a bit unreasonable, Mort. Nothing about playing a full campaign involves it having to happen at the same time, on the same day, every single week. It could involve changing days or times if everyone agrees. Or even only every 2 weeks if thats the only time the table can get together.
14:09:12 <Mort-> I remember ballig complaining about cote being so hard to get everyone around
14:09:36 <Mort-> Caine disappeared in the middle of the campaign
14:09:58 <Mort-> The campaign went on for like near half a year
14:10:19 <Mort-> Its easier if we all can do it on a fixed day every week
14:10:26 <Mort-> At least we know schedule
14:11:21 <Hydrazine> Easier. But not required. Don't confuse the two.
14:11:47 <Mort-> I may sound a bit harsh but i might also come from a different school
14:12:02 <Mort-> For my team. In another world.
14:12:10 <Mort-> I spent 24 h straight without sleep
14:12:37 <Mort-> Spent the next 2 days after on 4 h of sleep per day
14:12:38 <Mort-> :p
14:12:53 <OsterGuard-> :/
14:13:02 <OsterGuard-> Hard?
14:13:29 <Mort-> Hm?
14:13:34 <Mort-> While i was doing it?
14:13:45 <Mort-> Sure id kill for an opportunity to pladp
14:13:46 <Mort-> Sleep
14:14:02 <Mort-> But if i did = id die in game :p
14:14:28 <Mort-> Besides i was probably the only person that could do that kind of thing
14:14:45 <Mort-> Ah well. Its quite a nice memory now i hold it along
14:15:30 <OsterGuard-> Haha
14:15:36 <OsterGuard-> Yeah
14:16:05 <OsterGuard-> Like year 9 camp
14:16:08 * Mort- ponders about the shiny sapphire blue memory crystal in her paws
14:16:11 <OsterGuard-> Hell at the time
14:16:18 <OsterGuard-> Now fun to reminisce about
14:16:26 <Mort-> 24 h without sleep is bad
14:16:57 * Mort- wonders if hydra has similar or worse stories
14:17:32 <Hydrazine> I was the only person on my sub for the entire 3 years I was there who ever got to sleep during docking.
14:18:05 <Mort-> Why so?
14:18:28 <Hydrazine> We had a very unusual error with some of my equipment. Its why we were pulling in to begin with. I had gotten about 2 hours down over the last 48, with all the efforts to fix it.
14:18:38 <Mort-> Oh dear
14:18:43 <Mort-> Ok you win!
14:18:53 * Mort- cheers hydra on!
14:19:05 <Hydrazine> So I show up for my station for docking, and the chief of the boat is there, and hes like "dude, go hit the rack. we got someone to fill your spot."
14:19:11 <Mort-> Promise. No biting and clawing for today
14:19:15 <Hydrazine> and god it was glorious. I knocked the fuck out.
14:19:24 <Mort-> Lol
14:19:29 <Hydrazine> You on PC mort?
14:19:40 <Mort-> Cell
14:19:45 <Hydrazine> aw well.
14:19:54 <Mort-> Walking for lunch
14:20:03 <Mort-> Besides i won't you tube at work
14:21:04 <Mort-> I'm sowwie hydra
14:21:15 <Mort-> i won't bite or claw you for today
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14:44:12 <Hydrazine> Yeah, we dropped control rods.
14:44:17 <Hydrazine> You aren't supposed to drop them.
14:46:45 <Mort-> At least the place didn't blow
14:47:22 <Hydrazine> it can't.
14:49:19 <Mort-> Urm it wouldn't be nice
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15:17:54 <Hydrazine> night guys.
15:18:07 <Mort-> Night hydra
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15:32:51 <OsterGuard-> Anyone still here?
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15:50:27 <Mort-> Me i guess
15:57:04 <Avatar> I don't think you're all here mort
16:09:42 <Mort-> Of course.
16:10:09 * Mort- starts cackling
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16:58:32 <Steven> yo
16:58:38 <Steven> So im such a nice GM
16:59:00 <Steven> four level 1s and a level 2 and my table tonight
16:59:10 <Steven> had an opportunity to kill all of them excep tthe level 2
16:59:15 <Steven> and i let them live
17:01:12 <Steven> it was their first time playing
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17:15:28 <OsterGuard-> Hello?
17:15:35 <Ballig> sup
17:15:41 <Ballig> Mort-: half a year is a bit of an exaggeration
17:16:17 <OsterGuard-> Hmm?
17:16:18 <Mort-> I remember you asking me for cote last October
17:16:25 <OsterGuard-> What's happening?
17:16:40 <Mort-> Since i was working on sat and not sure if i could make it on Sunday
17:16:43 <Mort-> I declined
17:17:16 <Mort-> As i said if i can't commit i wouldn't be holding anyone up
17:17:32 * OsterGuard- braces himself for mort's inevitable scratch or bite.
17:17:33 <Mort-> I'm that kind of person / mur
17:17:41 <Mort-> No. We made up
17:17:42 <Mort-> Kok
17:17:42 <MekkisScreen> `mure
17:17:43 <Mort-> Lol
17:17:48 <Mort-> Me and hydra
17:17:51 <Mort-> Mur!
17:17:52 <OsterGuard-> Haha
17:17:57 <Mort-> Spell right!
17:18:03 <OsterGuard-> Phone?
17:18:19 <Mort-> For him its delibrate
17:18:34 <Mort-> He is trying to get me to become a lemure
17:18:51 <Mort-> So he can use smite evil on me.
17:18:57 <Mort-> I'm denying it
17:19:23 <OsterGuard-> Haha
17:19:40 <Ballig> Mort-: if it had started then and finished now that would be 6 months
17:19:47 <Ballig> but it started at least a month later and finished at least a month ago
17:19:56 <Ballig> so we're already down to 1/3 of a year if you don't go any further than that
17:20:02 <Mort-> 8 months
17:20:12 <Mort-> i don't know when it really started
17:20:17 <MekkisScreen> anyone doing anything this coming Monday?
17:20:22 <Ballig> working
17:20:36 <Mort-> You know. I have a day off!
17:20:42 <MekkisScreen> it's Labour day in Queensland
17:20:45 <Mort-> Vesak day ^^
17:20:47 <MekkisScreen> I have a day off too!
17:20:54 <Ballig> Mort-: it started right at the end of November
17:20:58 <MekkisScreen> should I run something?
17:21:04 * Mort- high fives mekkis
17:21:08 <Mort-> Find a hydra
17:21:13 <Mort-> We can go out!
17:21:18 <Mort-> Which will be funny
17:21:31 <Mort-> See who is around
17:21:38 <Mort-> Check if matt can make it
17:21:45 <Mort-> Btw i don't mind more fs
17:22:38 <MekkisScreen> yeah
17:22:41 <MekkisScreen> but I'm a purist
17:23:00 <MekkisScreen> I'm not going to run first steps, except for a party of people who haven't played it
17:23:14 <Mort-> Got leveling to do
17:23:33 <MekkisScreen> so do I. What difference does it make?
17:23:59 <Mort-> The problem imo is that most pfs scenarios are going to be quite bad before your first clw wand
17:24:09 <Mort-> And both our characters are brand new
17:24:28 <Mort-> Tactics and whatever stuff be damned
17:24:38 <MekkisScreen> I uptiered the first scenario Mytiazair played!
17:25:00 <Mort-> First steps is written in mind that you don't have your wands
17:25:05 <MekkisScreen> actually, Mytiazair has a long and deadly history of uptiering
17:25:23 <OsterGuard-> I don't hey a day off D:
17:25:24 <OsterGuard-> D:
17:25:26 <MekkisScreen> Mort-: last time I ran first steps two, we burned 17 CLW charges!
17:25:36 <MekkisScreen> OsterGuard-: aren't you in .us?
17:26:02 <OsterGuard-> Nope
17:26:05 <OsterGuard-> Perth
17:26:10 <MekkisScreen> ah
17:26:45 <OsterGuard-> What gave you that idea?
17:26:48 <OsterGuard-> Time
17:26:51 <OsterGuard-> Zones
17:26:53 <OsterGuard-> ?
17:27:04 <Mort-> Well we died :d
17:27:08 <Mort-> Lol
17:27:11 <MekkisScreen> you never announced or complained - or played in any of my gamews
17:27:12 <OsterGuard-> Send is right next to enter on my phone :(
17:27:20 <OsterGuard-> Space*
17:27:23 <MekkisScreen> so I had no insight
17:27:24 <OsterGuard-> Not enter
17:27:35 <OsterGuard-> Ah
17:27:46 <OsterGuard-> I've had basketball and work :/
17:27:58 <MekkisScreen> you know, there's a venture captain in Perth...
17:28:06 <MekkisScreen> now
17:28:20 <OsterGuard-> I know
17:28:27 <OsterGuard-> I know him, actually
17:28:30 <MekkisScreen> what's he like?
17:28:58 <OsterGuard-> Nice enough
17:29:03 <OsterGuard-> 35ish
17:29:07 * Steven is leveling up his bard
17:29:12 <MekkisScreen> how does he run games?
17:29:15 <MekkisScreen> Steven: would you play?
17:29:18 <OsterGuard-> Helped me
17:29:23 <OsterGuard-> Make my character
17:29:25 <OsterGuard-> Argh
17:29:26 <Steven> play what good sir?
17:29:32 <OsterGuard-> Stupid send button
17:29:32 <MekkisScreen> in a game
17:29:38 <Steven> when?
17:29:46 <MekkisScreen> starting at say, 9am brisbane time, next monday
17:29:57 <MekkisScreen> 23:00 UTC Sunday
17:30:09 <Steven> i will be unable to participate as we have a game on sunday
17:30:31 <MekkisScreen> the "sunday game" is saturday your time, correct?
17:30:44 <OsterGuard-> I'll play if I don't have school on Monday
17:30:52 <OsterGuard-> Seeing as you all have the day off
17:30:59 <Steven> if its your monday its my sunday.
17:31:05 <MekkisScreen> ah
17:31:09 <MekkisScreen> a game in-person
17:31:21 <Steven> yes in game person
17:31:33 <Steven> ill likely be gming again unless lots of people leave town since its finals week
17:32:59 <OsterGuard-> Hmm. I wonder if I do have a day off on Monday
17:33:00 <Steven> hmmmmm a good necromancy arcane spell
17:33:00 <MekkisScreen> Iit happens
17:33:04 <MekkisScreen> what will you be running?
17:33:13 <Steven> ive no clue
17:33:20 <MekkisScreen> wow
17:33:23 <Steven> ill find out for sure this comming friday
17:33:25 <MekkisScreen> that's slim preparation!
17:33:34 <Steven> then ill have all sat and sun to read up
17:33:55 <Steven> well we are kinda playing it close to our chest because we dont know how many people will be showing up
17:34:19 <Steven> and so we dont want to read the scenario and then have to play it
17:34:23 <Steven> makes it boring since we know everything
17:34:56 <MekkisScreen> solution: run stuff you've played
17:35:40 <MekkisScreen> hmmm.... after running city of strangers, what's a good scenario to run?
17:35:51 <OsterGuard-> I don't have the day off D:
17:35:53 <MekkisScreen> most of the characters are 6 or 7 now
17:35:55 <Steven> problem: If people dont show up the gms dont gm and cant play because they have already played
17:36:03 <Steven> and so sit there bored
17:36:17 <OsterGuard-> :D
17:36:17 <OsterGuard-> Oops
17:36:17 <OsterGuard-> D:
17:36:19 <Steven> its why we wont be finding out till firday when we can get an accurate count of people showing up
17:36:26 <MekkisScreen> Steven: it's a problem
17:36:26 <OsterGuard-> Wrong way around
17:36:35 <Mort-> Yeah actually hydra and i are going to be growing up together
17:36:48 <Steven> hmmmmm
17:36:53 <Steven> bard w/ Ray of Enfeeblement...
17:36:57 <Steven> seems pretty good
17:37:07 <MekkisScreen> I'm probably in a good position as a result of playing a lot of stuff two years ago, and playing at a bunch of conventions
17:37:29 <MekkisScreen> so my repotoire is different to the local area's
17:37:58 <Steven> Secrets of the Grave so good!
17:38:08 <Steven> Secrets of the Grave (Ex)
17:38:08 <Steven> At 2nd level, a dirge bard gains a bonus equal to half his bard level on Knowledge (religion) checks made to identify undead creatures and their abilities. A dirge bard may use mind-affecting spells to affect undead as if they were living creatures, even if they are mindless (though spells that affect only humanoids do not affect them, even if they were humanoids in life). In addition, he may add one necromancy spell from the spell list of any arcane spe
17:38:08 <Steven> llcasting class to his list of spells known at 2nd level and every four levels thereafter.
17:38:08 <Steven> This ability replaces versatile performance.
17:38:09 <Mort-> Seriously weird though
17:38:16 <Mort-> Both of us
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17:38:53 <Mort-> I seriously feel weird having both characters having no clw wands
17:40:03 <Mort-> so yes i would be up for fs
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17:41:15 <Steven> mekkis have you done heresy of man?
17:43:00 <Steven> hmmmmmmmmm
17:43:10 <Steven> im tempted to rules lawyer
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17:49:32 <Steven> nah, ill just pick up ray of enfeeble
17:49:36 <Steven> i like debuffing
17:50:34 <Steven> cant wait till third level
17:50:45 <Steven> pick me another feat...
17:50:58 <Steven> cant decide on Two weapon fighting or weapon finness
17:51:14 <Mort-> Should be interesting growing up with hydra
17:51:16 <Steven> im thinking of just picking up twf so i can duel wield Scorp whips
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17:51:33 <Mort-> What's your str
17:51:49 <Steven> 10
17:51:58 <Mort-> Dex?
17:52:04 <Steven> he does a massive 1d4 damage!
17:52:11 <Steven> but at a 15ft range
17:52:14 <Mort-> Id say wep finesse
17:52:33 <Steven> well... if i pick up weapon finess
17:52:44 <Mort-> No use if you can't touch shit
17:53:04 <Steven> to hit would go to +2, but while duel wielding them it would be -2
17:53:18 <Mort-> Twf will screw your rolls further even if wwtp doing aim
17:53:37 <Steven> or i could get twf, and take a -2 to both attacks
17:53:42 <Steven> so... its the same difference
17:54:04 <Steven> damn that maths!
17:54:06 <Mort-> Which wouldn't land even for aid lol
17:54:13 <Steven> i think im going to go w/ twf
17:54:22 <Mort-> God forbid you try to trip
17:54:22 <Steven> two chances to hit better then one chance!
17:54:31 <Steven> hells no!
17:54:38 <Mort-> More reasons to spell combat :p
17:54:43 <Steven> i already performing
17:54:55 <Steven> 13 rounds a day
17:54:59 * Steven flexes
17:54:59 <Mort-> Sometimes whip guys pick up tripping
17:55:10 <Mort-> For some reason
17:55:25 <Steven> first attack trip, second attack disarm
17:55:46 <Steven> lol
17:56:00 <Mort-> But yes there are people running around with whips tripping everything in sight
17:56:10 <Steven> yeah those guys are dumb
17:56:11 <Mort-> If it can be tripped. Trip it!
17:56:33 <Mort-> I dunno really. Read about it before
17:56:43 <Mort-> Not sure how that works
17:56:59 <Steven> trip is kinda meh imo
17:57:52 * Mort- mehs
17:58:02 <Steven> you trip, he stands but you dont get an AOO because whips dont threaten
17:58:51 <Mort-> Whip mastery
17:59:08 <Mort-> The greater trip
17:59:46 <Steven> whip mastery is worthless since i use Scorpion whips
17:59:50 <Steven> which deal lethal damage
18:00:11 <Mort-> There is one that lets you threaten
18:00:17 <Mort-> Area around you for whip
18:00:27 <Steven> imp whip mastery
18:00:31 <Mort-> Something like snap shot kind of thing
18:00:38 <Mort-> Whatever you called it
18:00:53 <Mort-> You aoo as he goes down
18:01:06 <Mort-> And you aoo when he stands up
18:01:44 <Steven> to get the one going down is
18:01:54 <Steven> several feats in
18:01:56 <Mort-> Greater trip i think
18:01:57 <Mort-> I know
18:02:05 <Steven> im not doing trip though
18:02:05 <Mort-> Just saying its possible
18:02:14 <Mort-> Probably aid maybe
18:02:45 <Steven> prolly end up going twf and then at 5th getting weapon finesse
18:03:28 <Steven> for an over all +3 to hit with both weapons
18:03:52 <Steven> turn one move, drawing one weapon, start performance
18:04:16 <Steven> turn two, maintain peformance, attack, move drawing second
18:04:37 <Steven> third turn maintain, full attack, five foot step
18:04:39 <Steven> seems good
18:05:37 <Steven> at fifth level ill probably have at least one weapon agiled.
18:05:56 <Steven> 1d4+2 1d4
18:06:07 <Steven> sorry +3
18:06:23 <Steven> !roll 1d4+3; 1d4
18:06:23 <dicebot> Steven, 1d4+3: [1d4=1] 4; 1d4: [1d4=3] 3
18:06:28 <Steven> yeah buddy 7 damage
18:06:39 <Ballig> wooo!
18:06:56 <Steven> no ill prolly going to go the disarm route
18:07:07 <Steven> because baddies without their weapons aren't quite as bad
18:07:57 <Steven> my favorite, disarming barbarians
18:09:11 <Mort-> Their cmd is good
18:10:10 <Steven> yeah, which is why you pick up the good ole imp disarm
18:11:33 <Steven> not really
18:11:54 <Steven> usually around 24 or so
18:12:00 <Steven> by level 5
18:13:52 <Mort-> Bad enough
18:13:59 <Mort-> Medium bab class you are
18:14:13 <Mort-> You use strength for combat maneuvers
18:14:35 <Mort-> Unless you picked up agile maneuvers
18:15:04 <Mort-> Now when did i pick up this entire maneuver lexicon.
18:15:08 * Mort- sighs
18:15:14 <Mort-> I blame hydra
18:17:07 <Mort-> Spend enough time with him and you learn how to trip. Grapple. And try to mitigate what happens if you get tripped or grappled.
18:17:24 <Mort-> How to mitigate
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18:31:52 <Steven> oh yeah@
18:32:03 <Steven> im goin to bed, everyone have fun
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18:49:30 <MekkisScreen> moin
18:53:42 <Avatar> hey mekkis I've decided I will gift you minecraft
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19:00:20 <MekkisScreen> oh
19:00:22 <MekkisScreen> thanks
19:00:30 <Avatar> just kidding
19:00:39 <MekkisScreen> :'(
19:00:58 <OsterGuard-> Hey guys
19:01:02 <OsterGuard-> What's up?
19:01:59 <MekkisScreen> Avatar was going to gift me minecraft, but he reniged
19:02:18 <MekkisScreen> I knew he couldn't be trusted
19:02:19 <OsterGuard-> Ahh
19:02:29 <OsterGuard-> What a dick
19:02:33 <OsterGuard-> :p
19:02:38 <MekkisScreen> I know, right
19:04:56 <OsterGuard-> Anyone here know anything about the 0x10c arg?
19:09:42 <OsterGuard-> Hrmmmmmm?
19:15:42 <Mort-> No idea sorry
19:16:07 <Avatar> mort lies
19:16:09 <Avatar> she knows about it
19:16:57 <OsterGuard-> Mort.
19:17:08 <OsterGuard-> What do you have to say for yourself?
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19:35:02 <Mort-> I have no inner geek
19:35:09 <Mort-> I really foot
19:35:10 <Mort-> Don't
19:37:35 <Avatar> um
19:37:36 <Avatar> yes you do
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19:43:39 <Mort-> I can't program
19:43:51 <Mort-> Its a fact
19:44:16 <Mort-> I cant even count numbers straight
19:46:07 <Avatar> you don't have to be able to program to be a geek
19:47:08 <Mort-> Geek is someone who programs!
19:47:29 <Mort-> Me is not a programer so me is not geek!
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19:53:45 <Mort-> I no geek
19:53:54 * Mort- protests
20:02:52 <Ballig> Mort-: not true
20:03:06 <Ballig> these days just liking videogames can make you a geek
20:03:11 <Ballig> liking D&D definitely makes you a geek
20:10:47 <Mort-> . a computer expert or enthusiast (a term of pride as self-reference, but often considered offensive when used by outsiders.)
20:10:51 <Mort-> Neither!
20:18:52 <Ballig> A person who is intensely interested in a particular field or hobby and usually asocial. Often used with an attributive noun.
20:19:10 <Ballig> The subculture of geeks; an esoteric subject of interest that is marginal to the social mainstream; the philosophy, events, and physical artifacts of geeks.
20:20:33 <OsterGuard-> This is funny
20:20:36 <OsterGuard-> A bunch of
20:20:50 <OsterGuard-> People who play pathfinder
20:21:03 <OsterGuard-> Debating the definition of a geek
20:21:13 <Ballig> OsterGuard-: because one of them is saying she isn't a geek
20:21:25 <Ballig> it's pretty obvious she is
20:21:40 <Mort-> m.dictionary.com/d/?q=geek&o=0&l=dir
20:21:49 <Mort-> I'm not a computer expert nor an enthusiast
20:22:03 <Ballig> Mort-: you can't paste a single definition and say you don't fit that definition therefore it's not you
20:22:09 <Ballig> I just showed you two more definitions that you DO fit
20:22:35 <OsterGuard-> Mort
20:22:40 <OsterGuard-> You are a geek
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20:22:42 <OsterGuard-> :p
20:22:46 <OsterGuard-> D:
20:22:50 <OsterGuard-> She's mad
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20:22:56 <OsterGuard-> Or not
20:23:06 <Mort-> Well by one definition
20:23:09 <Mort-> I'm not geek
20:23:15 <Ballig> you don't fit one definition of geek
20:23:16 <Mort-> So by using my definition
20:23:16 <Ballig> you fit two others
20:23:33 <Mort-> Which was the first page Google showed for geek
20:23:36 <Ballig> you can't isolate a word and choose the context you want and base your definitions off that
20:23:40 <Ballig> that's a game of semantics and it's obnoxious
20:23:40 <Mort-> I am not a geek!
20:23:53 <OsterGuard-> Haha
20:24:02 <OsterGuard-> I think we all are
20:24:06 <Ballig> we all are
20:24:09 * Mort- giggles and declares she is not a geek
20:24:10 <Ballig> and anyone who denies it is naive
20:24:18 <Ballig> but now she's just doing it for the attention
20:25:25 <Mort-> Well don't call me a geek and ill stop making noise here
20:25:31 <OsterGuard-> Haha
20:25:34 <OsterGuard-> Geek
20:25:45 * OsterGuard- points at mort
20:26:13 <Mort-> 4 fingers pointing back at yourself ^^
20:27:27 <Ballig> he didn't say he wasn't a geek
20:27:30 <Ballig> in fact, pretty sure he said we all are
20:28:23 <Mort-> I not geek
20:28:28 <OsterGuard-> Haha
20:28:39 <OsterGuard-> Suuuurrrree you're not
20:29:17 <Ballig> OsterGuard-: she's just after the attention at this point
20:29:27 * Mort- giggles
20:29:31 <OsterGuard-> I know :p
20:29:36 <OsterGuard-> I'm playing along
20:29:49 <Mort-> Dude if i want to i can disappear
20:29:53 <OsterGuard-> Going now
20:29:55 <OsterGuard-> Bye
20:30:16 <Mort-> Bb oster
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21:24:47 <Steven> yup.....
21:24:48 <Steven> im sick
21:27:12 <Mort-> With?
21:28:56 <Steven> whatever crap sams mom had
21:28:58 <Mekkis> oh no!
21:29:08 <Steven> yeah, spent a whole 10 minutes at that house
21:29:19 <Steven> i really hope i dont throw up.
21:29:27 <Steven> im not okay with that ya know
21:29:29 <Mort-> And your sick?
21:29:31 <Mort-> You suck
21:29:34 <Mort-> :d
21:29:35 <Mort-> Lol
21:29:55 * Steven vows to throw up on mort if he has to.
21:29:56 <Mort-> 10 min and you caught whatever bug that came around the air?
21:30:03 <Mort-> Keep tryin
21:30:12 * Mort- taunts steven :p
21:30:43 <Steven> yeah... the woman is like Typhoid mary
21:30:55 <Mort-> I'm 7000 km away
21:30:58 <Mort-> Or so
21:31:19 * Steven vomits on Mort. Ranged touch attack.
21:31:25 <Mort-> Lol you can't
21:31:34 <Steven> !roll 1d20-2 Vs Touch
21:31:34 <dicebot> Steven, Vs Touch: [1d20=19] 17
21:31:38 <Mort-> No line of sight or effect
21:31:45 <Steven> Its magical vomit
21:31:47 <Mort-> So you can't even do it :d
21:31:52 <Steven> transmited via interwebs
21:32:05 <Mort-> Not possible when you can't even see me
21:32:08 <Mort-> ^^
21:32:21 <Steven> I totaly see you. you are right there. vomit i think hits you.
21:32:33 <Steven> bwahahahahaha
21:32:39 <Mekkis> Steven, do you have precise shot?
21:33:14 * Mort- snickers
21:33:47 <Steven> Imp precise
21:34:00 <Mekkis> great
21:34:11 <Steven> only reason its negative is because im sick lol
21:34:13 <Mekkis> so that's a lot of range increments
21:34:27 <Mort-> Lol
21:34:29 * Mort- giggles
21:34:36 <Steven> i know, im like diety level of awesome, thats why i put the -2 on there
21:34:40 <Steven> lol
21:35:26 <Steven> seriously not happy about this
21:35:42 <Steven> i think when sam wakes up, she is going to go to the store
21:35:57 <Mort-> If you feel like puking
21:36:00 <Mort-> Go to the toilet
21:36:08 <Steven> to buy me some multi vitamins
21:36:08 <Mekkis> Steven, that means I win our bet?!
21:36:09 <Mekkis> cool!
21:36:24 <Steven> i dont remember our bet
21:36:59 <Mort-> He is good at selective memory.
21:37:22 <Mekkis> May 03 01:44:59 <Steven> im gonna say 8:1 im shopping
21:37:22 <Mekkis> May 03 01:45:31 <Mekkis> so if she goes shopping, you buy me eight scenarios
21:37:22 <Mekkis> May 03 01:45:40 <Mekkis> otherwise, I buy you one scenario?
21:37:25 <Steven> Ok i remember now, it was about shopping, yes i went
21:37:53 * Mort- cheers mek on
21:38:05 <Mort-> See why you shouldn't deal with the devil? :p
21:38:09 <Mort-> Now where are my cookies
21:38:48 <Steven> im afraid i dont give cookies to people covered in vomit
21:39:09 <Mort-> To mek
21:39:14 <Mort-> Not you nub
21:39:23 <Mort-> And I'm not covered in vomit
21:39:25 <Mekkis> Mort-, are there places in singapore where you can order food deliveries
21:39:32 <Mekkis> online
21:39:42 <Steven> i dunno mek, do you want to get near someone who is covered in vomit?
21:40:11 <Mekkis> no
21:40:14 <Mekkis> hence online delivery
21:40:23 <Mort-> There are
21:40:27 <Mort-> But he can't have hit me
21:40:31 <Mort-> 7000 km away
21:40:44 <Mort-> No line of sight and effect
21:40:58 <Steven> we went over this mort, i am a deity of awesome
21:41:19 <Mort-> So i am a diety of uber
21:41:34 <Mort-> Thus you missed me because my touch ac is 50
21:41:38 <Mort-> :p
21:41:50 <Mekkis> !reincarnate wonder
21:41:50 <Steven> so thats like a BAB of insane levels along with class levels of slave to Sam.
21:41:51 <diebot> Mekkis, Roll: 4: Slow target for 10 rounds (Will DC 15 negates)
21:42:05 <Mort-> You can freakin say anything you like
21:42:25 * Steven facepalms
21:42:26 <Mort-> Lol whatever heh
21:42:38 <Mort-> Anyway yeah time to troll
21:42:39 <Steven> dont be hatin just cause you covered in vomit.
21:42:48 * Mort- turns herself into a troll
21:43:07 <Steven> !reincarnate wonder
21:43:08 <diebot> Steven, Roll: 77: Fireball at target or 100 ft. straight ahead 6d6 damage (Reflex DC 15 half ).
21:43:22 <Steven> mwahahahahahah
21:43:38 <Mekkis> Steven, I have a character who uses a rod of wonder
21:43:44 <Steven> so do i
21:44:00 <Mort-> Yeah both are gnomes
21:44:10 * Mort- facepalms. Spare me.
21:44:23 <Steven> dont be hatin just cause you cant stand the awesomeness of a gnome
21:44:37 <Mekkis> Itzamna was referred to by John to be both the best gnome, and the best summoner he's partied with!
21:45:22 <Mort-> Who is john
21:45:41 <Mekkis> a very vocal gnomehater
21:45:50 <Mort-> I told you my characters have no issues with gnomes
21:46:05 <Mort-> Introduce me to him please
21:46:22 <Mort-> Id like that
21:46:35 <Steven> dont do it mekkis
21:46:42 <Mekkis> Mort-, come to Paizoconoz and I will!
21:46:45 <Mort-> Best gnome? Maybe he hates gnomes so much he never parties with them.
21:46:49 <Mort-> Oh.. :(
21:46:56 <Steven> Morts not cool enough to hang with your gnomeness
21:47:00 <Mort-> I need so many books :(
21:47:15 <Mort-> John is a gnome hater
21:47:30 <Mort-> I get to walk to the table going I'm a dnd nub!
21:47:34 <Mort-> Yay
21:47:42 <Mort-> First time playing dnd on table top
21:47:45 <Mort-> !
21:47:53 <Mort-> But its such a nice picture!
21:48:18 <Mort-> Then do a fumble on the dice
21:48:20 <Mort-> :d
21:48:29 <Mort-> Or the dice will probably fall off the table
21:48:43 <Mort-> I remember when we played monopoly
21:48:52 <Mort-> It happened to me
21:49:01 <Steven> so mekkis you will be going to Paizo Con?
21:49:15 <Mekkis> not paizocon
21:49:19 <Mekkis> paizoconoz
21:49:31 <Steven> gotcha, i was gonna say man, thats one hell of a commitment
21:49:46 <Mort-> Its a different country..
21:49:46 <Mekkis> it'll only be 2000km awayrather than 5000
21:50:03 <Steven> cause i would totaly end up going to paizocon though.
21:50:08 <Steven> then even
21:50:33 <Mort-> I wish i were a wizard in rl :(
21:50:48 <Mort-> Time to teleport!
21:50:49 <Mort-> Lol
21:51:11 <Mekkis> summoner gets teleport earlier!
21:51:33 <Mort-> I'm not a summoner
21:51:39 <Mort-> I have more wizard affinity
21:51:51 <Steven> wonder what will be played at paizocon this year
21:51:56 <Mort-> I'm like this bookworm in rl
21:52:16 <Mort-> I don't like animals and don't have pets
21:52:39 <Mort-> Definitely not a summoner
21:52:48 <Mort-> I might pass as a bard though
21:52:56 <Mort-> Mek. Do you play any instruments?
21:53:03 <Mort-> I can play piano
21:53:10 <Mekkis> yes
21:53:12 <Mekkis> viola
21:53:16 <Mekkis> and trumpet, badly
21:53:25 <Mort-> And attempt to fake it with woodwind instruments
21:53:35 <Mort-> Aka recorder / flute
21:53:59 <Mort-> Trumpet lol
21:54:16 <Mort-> Sometime i should turn my mic on
21:54:34 * Steven can play the drums
21:54:41 <Mort-> Then play pacabells canon in d for you all
21:54:50 <Mort-> I like that song
21:54:54 <Mekkis> I hate it
21:55:04 <Mort-> Why?
21:55:39 <Mort-> I suppose i could do fur elise
21:56:07 <Mort-> Find your way (ff8) piece
21:56:44 <Mort-> But generally pick up snipets of songs. Not full pieces
21:57:01 * Mort- wonders if hydra can play guitar
21:57:11 * Mekkis played the viola part
21:57:14 <Mekkis> it's two bars
21:57:19 <Mekkis> repeated about 100 times
21:57:23 <Mort-> Lol?
21:57:37 <Mort-> I use it to check my concentration for the day
21:57:50 <Mort-> The piano part your supposed to sound like water
21:57:59 <Steven> my brother can play the bass, and my best friend tyler can play the guitar, piano, drums, bass
21:58:12 <Mort-> How clear my appegios go down is dependent on my state of mind
21:58:28 <Mort-> If I'm calm i can pull it off. Otherwise its one whole mess
21:58:43 <Mort-> Besides i get a thrill hitting everything at top speed
21:58:56 <Mort-> But i think I'm hitting a little too hard
21:59:23 <Mort-> Bit like a waterfall rather then the mysterious effect its supposed to convey
22:00:08 <Mort-> Oh. And my singing sucks :p
22:00:14 <Mort-> About everyone says so :(
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22:00:33 <Mort-> I don't mind my own singing though. Sounds ok to me
22:01:06 * Steven sings passibly as a Bass.
22:01:32 <Mort-> Can play guang huai fang shi on piano
22:01:45 <Mort-> Mei li de sheng hua as well
22:01:57 <Mort-> My voice tone is alto
22:02:29 <Mort-> Doesn't help a lot of the songs i like aren't in my range
22:02:38 <Mort-> Like ill try to sing bon jovi its my life
22:02:52 <Mort-> Or evanascence bring me to life
22:03:03 <Steven> well your first problem is you're singing Bon Jovi
22:03:13 <Mort-> Yeah. I know.
22:03:28 <Mort-> Should just stick to singing my heart will go on
22:06:33 <Mort-> But i don't really have musical talent so to speak
22:06:49 <Mort-> Or maybe its a very minor one
22:07:02 <Mort-> Like i can't listen to a piece and know how to recreate it :(
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22:15:59 <Mort-> Hi tashes'
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22:42:28 <Tashes> hi Mort-!
22:42:45 <Mort-> I was mean to hydra today :d
22:42:55 <Mort-> i bit then clawed him
22:46:35 <Steven> you're a terrible person
22:46:42 <Tashes> D:
22:46:44 <Tashes> Did he deserve it?
22:48:01 <Mort-> Oh i forgot. You're here steven
22:48:04 <Mort-> Maybe.
22:48:06 <Mort-> Maybe.
22:48:17 <Steven> im always here
22:48:22 <Mort-> Actually probably not.
22:48:24 <Mort-> Lol
22:48:31 <Mort-> But i get moody sometimes
22:48:36 <Mort-> Need to work it out
22:51:58 <Tashes> Well, we cna't let him get a false sense of security
22:52:12 <Mort-> I see
22:52:20 <Mort-> Should i do it again tomorrow?
22:53:35 <Steven> do et
22:54:56 <Tashes> Probably.
22:55:09 <Tashes> While we're at it.. where's ballig?
22:55:11 * Tashes sharpens her claws
22:56:38 <Mort-> He's asleep
22:56:43 <Mort-> Cdg him :p
22:56:52 <Mort-> Gosh. That's evil.
22:58:10 * Tashes sits on Ballig's face
22:58:14 * Tashes big stinky bear fart
22:58:37 <Mort-> He won't smell or feel you
22:58:44 <Mort-> He is asleep
23:00:45 <Steven> i think im going to try to go back to sleep
23:00:51 <Steven> i feel like poo
23:02:59 <Mort-> Get well soon Steve
23:03:14 <Mort-> And buy mek more scenarios!
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23:13:55 <Steven> today officially sucks
23:13:59 <Steven> im done!
23:14:07 <Steven> i go lay down in bed and try to go back to sleep
23:14:44 <Steven> sam flips over, aparantly she had a fucked up dream
23:14:51 <Steven> and backhands me
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23:15:02 <Steven> totaly on accident
23:15:11 <Steven> but i dont like thsi day so far
23:18:01 <Mort-> Lol
23:19:17 <Steven> lol
23:19:31 <Steven> jerry just walked in and was like you look like shit
23:19:49 <Steven> i replied back, sick and sam backhanded me while i was laying back down to sleep
23:21:29 <Steven> and he was like... well you dont have battered wife syndrom at all
23:22:15 <Steven> what a dick