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04:10 <Mekkis> Gieda
07:47 <Avatar> http://rinkworks.com/namegen/
07:53 <Avatar> there's your character name generator
07:56 <Mekkis> yuck
08:02 <Avatar> it's pretty good
10:30 <Steven> you usually bug me when im naming my characters
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20:52 <Steven> Bo Falhak the Brokenface
20:54 <Steven> ha of 7
20:58 <Steven> cha of 7
30:22 <Mekkis> Avatar's not known for good character names either :S
32:04 <Steven> pfffft good character names are boring!
32:10 <Steven> gotta be silly
43:13 <Mekkis> yes
43:28 <Mekkis> it's like a joke
43:33 <Mekkis> people laugh the first time
43:43 <Mekkis> by the third time, they're groaning
44:10 <Steven> thats why his name is Bo Falhak and not simply Brokenface
44:38 <Mekkis> if you're going to be playing 33 sessions with the character, do you really want to subject the other players to 140 hours of bad jokes?
44:49 <Mort-> Oh time to hit the sack
44:50 <Steven> YES!
45:05 <Mort-> All my characters sound fine imo
45:10 <Mekkis> I almost TPKed twice today
45:31 <Steven> what scenario?
45:38 <Mort-> City of strangers 2
45:44 <Mekkis> City of Strangers II
45:44 <Mort-> And I'm not surprised
45:50 <Mort-> Its fairly messy
45:53 <Steven> oh yeah... thats a good one
46:20 <Steven> when i played it, had harder time with the first one then the second one
46:49 <Mekkis> at 6-7?
47:21 <Mekkis> I keep telling people "don't play 1-7s at 6-7"
47:25 <Mekkis> and they keep doing it
47:34 <Mekkis> most of my kills are due to that!
47:35 <Steven> yeah
48:03 <Steven> we were 6-7 teir, with 5, 6, 7
48:50 <Steven> even with bobbies lack of rules knowledge
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53:10 <Mort-> Night all
58:24 <Steven> night
02:36 <Steven> im thinking its time for some breakfast
02:56 <Steven> see ya in a bit
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21:36 <Steven> sprite so good
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58:03 <MekkisScreen> lots of quits
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13:32 <Mort-> Slow work day and a bit bored atm
13:36 <Mort-> Dunno what i should do
32:17 <Avatar> play some sweet PFS
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47:14 <Mort-> Sure get me a party and i have no skype
48:30 <Avatar> get skype then
49:53 <Mort-> Very funny
50:04 <Mort-> Im still at work so talking to a comp would be so wrong
50:17 <Mort-> Besides you know i don't skype well
50:18 <Avatar> you don't talk anyway, it's on mute
50:21 <Mort-> Or speak much
50:22 <Mort-> Yeah
50:39 <Avatar> so just use some earphones and you're good
50:42 <Mort-> I'm shy about my voice
50:55 <Mort-> Still plugging in ear phones is wrong
51:01 <Avatar> oh
51:04 <Mort-> Actually yeah I'm really really shy!
51:09 <Avatar> are you in an office or what
51:25 <Mort-> Office duh
51:35 <Avatar> no, "duh" is a product of fear
51:39 <Mort-> Id appreciate some comics now
51:51 <Mort-> Nah I'm really shy
53:42 <Mort-> I am rather small. Slim. Have 4 eyes
54:02 <Mort-> So yeah your complete nerd
54:20 <Mort-> You know when they say you can read a person by their eyes
54:28 <Mort-> It doesn't apply to me.
54:32 <Avatar> does this have anything to do with listening in on skype
54:35 <Mort-> My eyes are expressionless
54:37 <Mort-> Really
54:58 <Mort-> I put ear phones on in office I'm screwed
57:30 <Mort-> Also have an epic fail sense of direction
01:19 <Mort-> Come on avatar. Sometimes you have to admit when you're at work you abide by certain rules
01:44 <Mort-> Reading comics i might still be able to get away with but not playing pfs :p
01:57 <Mort-> At least not with skype on
46:23 <Avatar> yeah but you just said there's nothing to do
53:23 <MekkisScreen> mort's a gnome
59:16 <Mort-> You said the bad g word
00:07 <Mort-> And i admit grudgingly that i may have more in common with a gn- then id care to 
00:31 <Mort-> And i cant say the gn word or ill have to wash my mouth with soap again
02:06 <Hydrazine> gnosis!
02:12 <Hydrazine> gnocci!
02:21 <Hydrazine> gnashing of teeth!
02:45 <Hydrazine> gnat!
07:03 <Mort-> Gnom-
07:11 <Mort-> Cant say any more
07:26 <Mort-> Else i need to wash my mouth with soap :(
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49:43 <CAMERON^DIAZ^LOVES^LICKIN^COX> yeh mate
55:29 <Mort-> Ballig/mekkis/avatar could you do something about that one here,g
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03:45 <CAMERON^DIAZ^LOVES^LICKIN^COX> why dont u do something about it Mort-mate
10:24 * Avatar sets ban on *!*@fbaf45b5.iinet.net.au
10:25 Avatar has kicked CAMERON^DIAZ^LOVES^LICKIN^COX from #d&d (bye)
10:36 <Mort-> Theolp
10:38 <Mort-> Thanks
10:45 <Mort-> I won't be around on Sunday btw
11:32 <Avatar> I don't actually know if ballig is running a game
12:05 <Mort-> Yeah but anyway i won't be around
12:12 <Mort-> Got other stuff to do
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15:29 <Steven> sup
17:58 <MekkisScreen> Mort-: I think you're mistaking me for someone with ops here
18:19 <Mort-> I don't really know who has ops
18:34 <Mort-> thought since you have been in here longer then me...
18:38 <Mort-> You might
19:08 <MekkisScreen> I don't
20:14 <Steven> i have ops
20:19 <Steven> what you need
21:31 <Avatar> only me and ballig have ops
21:45 <MekkisScreen> you an IRCop, Steven?
21:58 <Steven> damn it avatar i had a great line i was gonna use
21:58 <MekkisScreen> Avatar: you, Ballig, and all the IRCops on Austnet :)
22:03 <MekkisScreen> and the services?
22:12 <Steven> oh well
22:28 <Mort-> Someone had an obscene name and needed to be banned
22:40 <Steven> what was it?
23:01 <MekkisScreen> CAMERON^DIAZ^LOVES^LICKIN^COX
23:13 <Steven> thats not even funny
23:34 <MekkisScreen> I know, right
23:52 <Avatar> the least he could've done was be funny
24:02 <MekkisScreen> yeah
24:13 <MekkisScreen> s/CAMERON\^DIAZ/Ballig/
24:16 <Mort-> No he shouldn't have an obscene name!
24:23 <Mort-> This is a pg channel
24:29 <Steven> not while im in it its not
24:39 * Mort- patrols and has her baton out
24:41 <MekkisScreen> now while I'm running City of Strangers!
24:51 <Mort-> What?
24:58 <Mort-> I ran out of the brothel :p
24:59 <MekkisScreen> want to visit The White Lady?
25:00 <Mort-> Lol
25:09 <Mort-> I stayed out of there
25:09 <Steven> it at least goes to NC-17
25:22 <MekkisScreen> we don't have those ratings in Australia
25:34 <Steven> basically R
25:49 <Mort-> A) I'm uncomfortable in a brothel to begin with
25:56 <MekkisScreen> no R rating for games in Australia
26:08 * Steven has been in a couple Brothels
26:19 <Mort-> B) once those guys aren't even alive...
26:27 <MekkisScreen> what did Sam think?
26:36 <Mort-> -> ran out lol
26:41 <MekkisScreen> Steven: a brothel like the White Lady?
26:42 <Steven> she wasnt there
26:55 <Mort-> And made comments about how unnatural the whole thing was
27:11 <Steven> the brothel had male and female accomidations
27:36 <Steven> i did not partake of the male on male action, but i assume they are down for it
28:05 <Steven> whores really cant afford to be discriminatory when it comes to who they fuck
28:52 <MekkisScreen> you're implying that you went for the male-on-female action?
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29:34 <Steven> hey, 18th birthday paid for by my uncle mick
30:05 <MinceSushi> Always nice.
30:10 <Steven> I personally have never paid for sex though
30:16 <MinceSushi> 0_o
30:36 <Steven> but yeah my uncle mick, sold some 'product' had 20-30k in his pocket
30:50 <Steven> was like steve lets go party
30:53 <MinceSushi> And sunddenly I want an uncle Mick
31:03 <Steven> drunk off my ass and a whore house... what could possibly go wrong?
31:11 <MinceSushi> Only nothing!
31:16 <Steven> exactly...
31:21 <Steven> course he's now in prison
31:32 <Steven> but thats inevitable in that business
32:01 <MinceSushi> Well damn. ANd I was going to ask for my birthday present too
32:12 <MekkisScreen> was it like The White Lady
32:13 <MekkisScreen> ?
32:27 <Steven> nah, it was just an apartment
32:36 <MekkisScreen> or more Miss Feathers type action?
32:51 <MekkisScreen> anyway, going home now
32:56 <Steven> have fun on that ride man
33:58 <Steven> there was a miss feathers there, it was odd
34:20 <Steven> biggest gay person ive ever seen
35:13 <Steven> they were like six and a half foot tall, 200-230lbs and all muscle and it was just freaky
35:29 <Steven> im pretty sure he was the pitcher not the catcher lol
39:09 <Steven> you know sushi thats the first time ive ever seen you talk
39:20 <MinceSushi> Hey Mekkis, do you have any openings for a new guy for your sat game?
39:35 <MinceSushi> Tha'ts because this is the first time I've ever been here ^^
40:17 <Steven> very good!
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40:35 <Steven> i got a guy to sit down and play pathfinder tonight down at the local shop
40:43 <Steven> dude walked in to check out the store and i talked him into playing
40:53 <MinceSushi> My home group just broke down and went our ways and I'm searching the nets looking for a new one
41:03 <MinceSushi> Oh nice!
41:06 <Steven> i called him a convert, and everone was like we need more people, and i was like, well i got mine!
41:23 <MinceSushi> What was he playing before?
42:03 <Steven> he came in to look at comics
42:17 <MinceSushi> A tabletop virgin then?
42:24 <MinceSushi> Very nice!
42:34 <Steven> i dont know, i didnt bother to ask him details
42:55 <Steven> as i was quickly pulled into organizing the event
42:59 <Steven> because walter was ick
43:01 <Steven> sick even
43:58 <MinceSushi> I'm envious. Tell you what... You by me a plane ticket and I will play/run games for your shop formally :D
44:18 <Steven> im pretty sure ive stretched sam to the limit so far this week
44:27 <Steven> im not going to bother her with a request for a plane ticket
45:07 <Steven> as a bridge building attept i stopped by a store on the way home and got her some icecream
45:22 <MinceSushi> :3
45:24 <Steven> because she was not pleased at all with she left for work
45:25 <MinceSushi> That works
45:47 <MinceSushi> Wife? Girlfriend? Sister?
45:52 <Steven> we will find out in around 45 minutes
45:58 <Steven> girlfriend
47:04 <Steven> i swear to god, never pinch a womans love handle and make a duck quack sound no matter how funny you think it will be
47:19 <MinceSushi> I'm sure it will. As an ice cream store clerk I have to believe it will
47:19 <Steven> because she will take it completely the wrong way
47:26 <MinceSushi> ...
47:28 <MinceSushi> YOu screwd
47:30 <MinceSushi> game over
47:35 <MinceSushi> No coming back
48:12 <Steven> I am going to choose to believe there is a chance i will not be sleeping on the couch tonight
48:34 <Steven> as it is of course my bed
49:15 <Steven> and by god, she blew it way out of proportions and started 'talking'(screaming) about how i think shes fat
49:16 <MinceSushi> xD
49:29 <Steven> so of course, i go get her something that will make her fat
49:34 <Steven> bwahahahahaha
49:38 <MinceSushi> A framilier tale my friend
50:06 <Steven> yes, it was a grand arguement, my room mates afterwards were like dude that was better then jerry springer
50:20 <Steven> to which i told them to go eat a dick
50:27 <Steven> and then went to play pfs
50:33 <MinceSushi> Man, now you need to film the reaction. I'll pay to catch that.
50:57 <MinceSushi> And talkign to you I forgot my orginal purpose here
51:20 <Steven> no, i know for sure if i were to try to talk film or photos of her it would end with me sleeping on teh couch with no testicals and perhaps a perferated spleen
51:34 <MinceSushi> How do I check on Mekkis's game and see if I can get in on that?
51:42 <Steven> well you bug mekkis
51:52 <Steven> OR
51:54 <MinceSushi> perferated spleen? I have to say she has style
51:55 <Steven> you can go to the website
52:12 <MinceSushi> Seach by player I would assume?
52:18 <MinceSushi> user*
52:31 <Steven> i am under the impression shes either possessed or a willing accomplice to a devils whims
52:52 <Steven> although... its probably a demon because her mood swings seem rather chaotic
53:05 <MinceSushi> I see it now. Looks like a lack of interest unfortunately
53:12 <MinceSushi> ><
53:21 <MinceSushi> I suggest you delete your logs after this
53:28 <MinceSushi> ANd hope to god she never finds them 
53:49 <Steven> i just gotta type /clear before she gets home
54:08 <Steven> and she already knows i talk mad shit, but im really twisted around her finger
54:15 <Steven> ask anyone here, im totaly pussy whipped
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54:39 <Steven> que avatars chime in of that fact
54:55 <Steven> actually i think its cue
55:00 <Steven> but screw it, i dont care
55:37 <Steven> if memmory serves mekkis was looking for a different scenario to play this saturday
56:03 <Steven> because everyone declined
56:04 <MinceSushi> Looks like he would have to
56:07 <MinceSushi> Yep
56:22 <MinceSushi> Either way that's the perfect time slot for me
56:51 <Steven> so what character you have?
57:28 <MinceSushi> I'm new to the entire setup so none at the moment
57:42 <MinceSushi> I'm goign to grab the pfs rules and see what this is all about
57:50 * Steven has a 2bard, 2Gnome Barbarian, 4 Polearm Fighter, 9Cleric, 12 Inquisitor
57:52 <MinceSushi> Care to give me a rundown?
57:56 <Steven> AH VERY GOOD!
58:08 <Steven> well, are you familiar at all with the paizo website?
58:12 <MinceSushi> Yes
58:19 <Steven> very nice
58:29 <MinceSushi> Was play testing this game ><
58:37 <Steven> well, my first suggestion is to download yourself a copy of the players guide
58:49 <MinceSushi> Played pathfinder for awhile but never looked at the pfs stuff
58:59 <MinceSushi> I have physical copies
59:00 <Steven> http://paizo.com/pathfinderSociety/v5748btpy84k4
59:18 <Steven> no its specifically for Pathfinder society
59:18 <MinceSushi> Ah~
59:20 <MinceSushi> That one
59:36 <Steven> it has a wonderful character creation guie
59:39 <Steven> guide
59:46 <MinceSushi> ^^
59:49 <MinceSushi> Will do
59:55 <Steven> the other thing
59:59 <Steven> is this page
00:00 <Steven> http://paizo.com/pathfinderSociety/additionalResources
00:20 <Steven> you need to check whatever you are buying or picking feats or selecting classes and what not
00:31 <Steven> to make sure its legal according to that list
00:56 <Steven> because some things are not legal for pfs
01:23 <MinceSushi> ooOoo
01:32 <Steven> of course, everyone in here will attempt to help you with building a character, but please dont take everyone serious
01:33 <MinceSushi> Good to know
01:41 <Steven> least of all me, because i will of course try to mess with you.
01:45 <MinceSushi> o/
01:53 <Steven> i am at best CN
02:08 <MinceSushi> But LE is so much fun!
02:17 <Steven> pfffft chelaxian scum!
02:35 <Mort-> I think I'm ng
02:37 <Mort-> ^^
02:52 <Steven> i think your LG
02:59 <Mort-> No.
03:10 <Mort-> Maybe even cg
03:10 <Steven> my PFS persona is so totaly CN, but in real life im probably more of a LN
03:20 <Steven> Mort you are such a goody two shoes
03:23 <Mort-> I'm probably ng in rl.
03:24 <Steven> you are totaly LG
03:30 <Mort-> No?
03:33 <Steven> yes?
03:40 <Mort-> No!
03:45 <Steven> YES!
03:52 * Mort- smacks Steven with her baton!
03:58 Steven is now known as Ausk
04:08 <Mort-> Lol you can't scare me now
04:17 * MinceSushi backs away
04:23 <Ausk> !roll 1d20+38 Intimidation
04:24 <dicebot> Ausk, Intimidation: [1d20=17] 55
04:28 <Mort-> Pfs no evil characters
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04:45 * Mort- is not scared because she is a mur
05:02 <Ausk> so if you're a mur your not intelligent enough to speak
05:41 <Ausk> and your baton is probably a 1d3-4 because your a size tiny
05:47 <Mort-> Yeah probably
05:51 <Ausk> and have negative str
05:59 <Mort-> But i can't help but want to smack you with it!
06:15 <Ausk> I of course will attempt an unarmed strike to kick you away
06:34 <Ausk> !roll 1d20+14 Lemur Punt
06:35 <dicebot> Ausk, Lemur Punt: [1d20=4] 18
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07:26 <Ausk> we will use the closest animal available for AC comparison
07:30 * Mort- splats
07:34 <Ausk> which would probably be weasel
07:43 <Ausk> so that would be a 15AC for you
07:46 <Ausk> so i punt you
07:49 <Ausk> grats!
07:53 Ausk is now known as Steven
08:16 <Steven> sorry bout that sushi
08:20 <Steven> me and mort like to play
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08:44 <Hydrazine> yo.
08:46 <MinceSushi> A question I see it does not mention the use of UM and UC I cna try Magus?
08:47 <Steven> sup sup
08:51 <Hydrazine> Yes.
09:00 <Hydrazine> Mort has a magus, actually.
09:08 <Hydrazine> I think they sound pretty cool, but I haven't made one yet.
09:11 <MinceSushi> I've been meaning to get some play time in on that class and never have ^^
09:15 <Hydrazine> However, I am more or less done with my witch.
09:17 <Steven> yes you can try magus and i will of course stop talking to you now, because i hate magus
09:24 <MinceSushi> he
09:26 <MinceSushi> heh
09:35 <Steven> UNLESS
09:40 <MinceSushi> What is your preference of character type Steven?
09:40 <Steven> you are going to make a gnome magus
09:55 <MinceSushi> That sounds like badassery
10:03 <MinceSushi> I just might have to
10:03 <Steven> gnomes rock
10:09 <Steven> and they have the added bonus of annoying mort
10:23 <Mort-> Had.
10:27 <Mort-> Not has
10:30 * Mort- sighs
10:33 <Hydrazine> sorry.
10:41 <Steven> awwwww
10:45 <Steven> shes over her gnome hatred?
10:50 <Hydrazine> Jerus STILL isn't 5.
10:52 <Steven> sad day
11:26 <Hydrazine> you misread, Steven. Had a magus. Still has gnomophobia.
11:36 <Steven> ahhh very well then!
11:48 <Steven> i like all the classes except Synthesist Summoner
11:59 <Hydrazine> because snythesist is nuts?
12:06 <Steven> i just like a couple less then others
12:25 <MinceSushi> Screw it I'm going rogue ^^
12:27 <Hydrazine> I only showed up because I smelled fresh meat.
12:30 <Steven> because synthesist allows people to min max and break the game in terrible ways
12:33 <Hydrazine> Howdy.
12:39 <Steven> yeah hydra, we have a pfs virgin
12:44 <Hydrazine> oh baby.
12:46 <MinceSushi> o/
13:05 <Steven> we gonna pop em good!
13:07 <MinceSushi> Be gentle now. I bite
13:11 <Hydrazine> I dunno though..
13:13 <Steven> kinky
13:32 <MinceSushi> If you're lucky~
13:36 <Hydrazine> Because I see things like darkwhite on one side saying how taking a 20 base stat fucks shit up and wrecks the game
13:54 <Hydrazine> and then in my own experience with a highly min-maxed fighter.. we barely scape by, most of the time.
14:03 <MinceSushi> ^
14:08 <Steven> yeah, i prefer more balanced characters
14:09 <MinceSushi> I have to believe that's true
14:12 <Steven> Min maxing is great
14:20 <MinceSushi> Most classes need at least 2-3 stats in balance
14:31 <Steven> but remember when you min max you end up with a blind spot that will hit you every time
14:49 <Hydrazine> its called will saves for me.
14:52 <Steven> except of course if your a synthesist summoner
15:10 <Hydrazine> Although Hoku is actually pretty well rounded, defensively.
15:19 <Steven> because then the only time you're really vulnerable is when you're out of eidolon form
15:48 <Steven> seriously had a level 3 sythesist w/ around 70 health
16:01 <Hydrazine> thats not OP.
16:06 <Steven> not at all
17:05 <Steven> at level 9 she had roughly 200hp
17:15 <Steven> like +27 to hit
17:23 <Hydrazine> jerus is pretty focused on throwing out a whole lot of damage and thats pretty much it. And yeah theres been times when hes just tore fights apart, but most of the time its not so one sided, even with him..
17:27 <Steven> and her saves were all 10+
17:40 <Hydrazine> jeez.
17:57 <Steven> yeah, she stopped playing it
18:21 <Steven> because everyone was like okay send melissa in, and we will buff the hell out of her and keep her from getting flanked
18:27 <Hydrazine> my 11th level theorized Jerus is only at 125 HP, 14/9/6 saves, and +25 on best attack.. how the shit did they get 27? 
18:38 <Steven> min maxing
18:48 <Mort-> They have insane strength
18:54 <Hydrazine> i can't really min-max Jerus any harder, and hes a fighter.
18:57 <Steven> there stats were like 6 7 7 16 16 20
18:59 <Mort-> I ran xyn without items
19:16 <Steven> their eidolons stats were 24 20 18 6 6 6 or some wierd thing
19:23 <Mort-> And ran ended up with 34 ac
19:25 <Steven> so when she brought it out
19:28 <Mort-> I think attack was low
19:38 <Mort-> But i don't think i was doing stuff right
19:39 <Steven> it was basically a creature with 24, 20 18 16 16 20
19:48 <Mort-> Didn't take large evolution for one
19:50 <Hydrazine> perfectly normal stats.
20:05 <Steven> and then she never had problems, never died, nothing
20:27 <Hydrazine> sounds like the time I broke Exalted.
20:34 <Hydrazine> but my DM handled it better, I think.
20:34 <Mort-> Oh it does
20:40 <Steven> so she got to spend everything on better weapons and armor
20:44 <Steven> but wait!
20:48 <Steven> sushi
20:55 <Steven> did you have any questions about rogue?
21:07 <Hydrazine> It went something like this. "Hey Conrad, I think I made a char that breaks Exalted. Can I test run him on something?"
21:25 <Steven> and do you know about d20pfsrd.com
21:27 <Hydrazine> 20 minutes later: "Good job. But you're never playing him in a real game."
21:49 <Mort-> Haha
21:58 <Steven> exalted?
22:05 <Steven> i am unfamiliar with this
22:07 <Hydrazine> Yeah. d10 system stuff.
22:11 <Mekkis> yuck
22:12 <Steven> oh yeah that
22:15 <Hydrazine> White wolf and all that.
22:17 <Steven> i thought we were talking pfs
22:30 <Mekkis> mort had a magus...
22:36 <Hydrazine> Nah, I sidetracked into 'what to do with an insanely broken character'
22:44 <Mort-> Yep mek
22:49 * Mort- sighs
22:50 <Steven> dude, i picked up a ring of invisibility
22:59 <Steven> the last 3 scenarios ive played with folnor
23:10 <Steven> run into devils
23:13 <Steven> 3 different types
23:17 <Steven> all of them see invisibility
23:26 <Hydrazine> ...
23:32 <Steven> or true sight
23:33 <Hydrazine> bet you feel like a sucker now, huh?
23:39 <Steven> nah
24:06 <Steven> 6/9 encounters im untargetable by most npcs
24:16 <Steven> so i just channel and summon spiritual ally/weapon
24:32 <Steven> tonight 2 weapons 1 ally all wailing on the boss who was hiding behind meatshields
24:44 <Steven> that blocked the enterance to his room
24:46 <Hydrazine> invisifolnor does all work
25:26 <Steven> well it was summon channel, summon channel, summon channel, boss dead goons surrender
25:38 <Steven> everyone was like, well that was easy
25:49 <Steven> but only because last round i got 6 attacks
25:56 <Steven> all of which hit
26:00 <Hydrazine> jeez.
26:10 <Hydrazine> reminds me of Snickers saving the day.
26:24 <Steven> 4d8+12 2d10+6
26:40 <Hydrazine> Jerus and Zirul both 1 hit away from dead, with an enemy with 2 attacks a round. Snickers walks in, sleeps him.
27:03 <Steven> lol, love sleep
27:15 <MinceSushi> Back
27:22 <Steven> welcome back
27:23 <Hydrazine> the relief was palpable.
27:25 <Steven> any questions?
27:27 <MinceSushi> And No I don't have any questions about rogue as of now
27:38 <Steven> do you know about d20pfsrd.com
27:45 <Mort-> And i was out of spells
27:49 <MinceSushi> Although as I keep reading I will undoubtly have questions about the system
27:54 <Mort-> Trying to get you out of trouble earlier
27:55 <Mort-> Anyway
27:56 <MinceSushi> Oh yes
28:01 <MinceSushi> Love that site
28:09 <Steven> you should also look at a wonderful archtype called ninja
28:18 <Steven> it is a rogue alternate class
28:50 <Steven> you cannot take levels in rogue and ninja, but you should look at it
28:53 <MinceSushi> Not this chars style
29:20 <Steven> rogue=sneaky stab stab/sneaky shoot shoot
29:24 <MinceSushi> I might even have to go bard
29:29 <MinceSushi> lol
29:36 <Steven> ninja=sneaky stab stab/sneaky shoot shoot
29:39 <MinceSushi> Steven there is so much more toa  rogue then that
29:50 <MinceSushi> Skills skills skills
29:55 <Steven> pffffffft
30:01 <Steven> my cloistered cleric can outskill you any day
30:08 <MinceSushi> I'm not a munchkin or a min maxer unless Ihave to be
30:21 <MinceSushi> Until I have to be I like a bit of flavour and rp
30:36 <MinceSushi> That's becasue that archtype is rediculous
30:47 <MinceSushi> And so is cleric...
30:49 <Steven> rediculously underpowered you mean!
31:03 <MinceSushi> Sure... 
31:10 <Steven> no really... cloistered cleric is underpowered
31:43 <MinceSushi> If I rememebr corectly you lose armor prof, and 1 spell per level for skills right?
31:44 <Steven> give up medium armor prof, a domain, -1 spells per level to pick up all knowledge skills
32:24 <Steven> thats pretty bad, but when i created him and played him through the first level
32:27 <MinceSushi> I played an expert class npc once to prove I could... Skills can be godly
32:37 <MinceSushi> First level does suck xD
32:43 <Steven> we didnt know about the diminished spellcasting
32:55 <Steven> and it was like 5exp sunk into him before we found out
32:58 <MinceSushi> I'm sorry... That would be hellish
33:00 <Steven> and so screw it!
33:14 <Steven> now, he is totaly awesome
33:26 <Steven> level 9, 7d6 channel
33:58 <Steven> invis healing... cant go wrong with that
34:09 <MinceSushi> Nope~
34:16 <MinceSushi> ALthough I still love my life oracles
34:37 <Hydrazine> we had one here for a while, but he left.
34:37 <Steven> +11 to every knowledge roll... pretty good stuff
34:46 <Hydrazine> I kinda wanted to make one, and settled on my witch instead.
34:52 <Steven> witch so good
34:57 <Steven> or should i say
35:00 <Steven> misfortune so good
35:13 <MinceSushi> omg Life orcles make me happy in pants
35:24 <MinceSushi> I feel sick for typing that by the way
35:40 <Steven> dip two levels dirge bard hydra... grab up on those....
35:42 <Steven> brb sam home
35:46 <Steven> i must kiss some ass
35:53 <MinceSushi> Anyway~ I'm a huge fan of the oracle class
35:55 <MinceSushi> lol
35:56 <Hydrazine> dirge bard for?
36:15 <MinceSushi> Shit no good faction for the rogue concept
36:16 <Hydrazine> i like how many directions an oracle can go in.
36:30 <MinceSushi> Um.. any room for a not lawfuls tupid paladin?
36:44 <MinceSushi> Battle oracles are also nice
36:52 <MinceSushi> Relaly they made favored soul good again
36:53 <Hydrazine> I think paladins only come in lawful trapseeking.
37:08 <MinceSushi> heh
37:35 <Mort-> Scanzi for rogue
37:43 <Mort-> Hey hydra
37:48 <Hydrazine> ?
37:53 <Steven> i feel like im about to get majorly screwed
37:59 <Steven> i appologized
38:00 <Mort-> I intend to play xyn like a pally :d
38:06 <Hydrazine> is Sam wielding a sex toy?
38:08 <Steven> she apologized
38:11 <Mort-> Call it practice :d
38:14 <Steven> took the icecream
38:20 <Steven> and is now happily watching TV
38:33 <Mort-> Before maybe one day i may roll one
38:33 <Hydrazine> I mailed treats to Tashes today.
38:37 <Steven> like this afternoon blowup never happened
38:56 <Hydrazine> Did she freak out because your socks were on the wrong feet?
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39:13 <Hydrazine> Or just to put you in your place?
39:18 <Steven> no, i pinched her love handle and made a duck quack noise this afternoon before work
39:22 <MinceSushi> Mort: I love the paladin moral crisis and playing one can be a blast
39:44 <Mort-> I hate divine casters
39:46 <MinceSushi> I just can't stand lawful stupid paladins
39:52 <MinceSushi> Really? why?
39:54 <Mort-> And no god is going to tell me what to do
39:57 <Mort-> Lol
40:01 <MinceSushi> lol
40:14 <Hydrazine> I have a problem with prepared spellcasters.
40:30 <Hydrazine> It goes like this. Spells I load = not the spells we need.
40:40 <Mort-> My magus was on his way to worshipping an arch devil :p
40:40 <MinceSushi> yea... 
40:42 <Mort-> Lol
40:45 <MinceSushi> lol
40:45 <Hydrazine> Its reliable.
40:52 <Mort-> Nah. Glitterdust ftw
41:09 <Mort-> And hideous laughter. Can't go too badly wrong with that
41:17 <Hydrazine> Its why I was leaning towards Oracle. Divine spells, but play it like a sorc? Sold.
41:41 <Hydrazine> But I don't anticipate my witch actually casting much. I'll just hex all day instead.
42:02 <Mort-> Morts a prepared caster
42:07 <Steven> grab buff spells
42:12 <Steven> buff before cobat
42:18 <Steven> hex em during
42:19 <Hydrazine> Pfft.
42:28 <Mort-> i don't think I've gotten too many complaints on her spell lineup
42:29 <Mort-> Yet
42:31 <Steven> summon animal spells also work rather well
42:35 <Hydrazine> I swear 9/10 combats in pfs start with a surprise round.
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42:47 <MinceSushi> Really?
42:50 <MinceSushi> GOod to know~
42:55 <Mort-> Well xyn won't screw her perception check
42:57 <Mort-> I think
42:58 <Brunius> sup
43:01 <Mort-> Hi
43:03 <Steven> totaly had an arguement with bobby tonight about a surprise round
43:05 <Hydrazine> eh. Maybe I'm pessimistic about it.
43:06 <Mort-> We have someone new here
43:15 <MinceSushi> o/
43:18 * Mort- hugs hydra
43:25 <Mort-> Time to start anew ^^
43:30 <Hydrazine> Howdy Brunius.
43:41 <Hydrazine> Go on, Steven. How dumb is bobby today?
43:44 * Mort- wags her tail
43:45 * Hydrazine grabs a snack.
43:58 * Mort- pounces on hydra
44:06 <Steven> well, he had us sense motive on a guard who was standing next to some cages
44:10 <Hydrazine> Check this out, Mince. This is Tales of Bobby. Its a regular bit Steve does.
44:12 <Steven> i sensed the guard was nervious
44:29 <Steven> so i approach him and am like what up doc why you nerveous
44:39 <Steven> the guard pulls the pin on some cages containing wild animals
44:42 <Steven> roll initiative
44:58 <Mort-> Then you need nightmare
45:01 <Steven> im like okay no prob, tigers come out
45:05 <Mort-> With handle animal skill ftw
45:25 <Steven> im right next to the cages so the tigers five foot step and get full round of attacks on me
45:36 <Steven> and im like... wtf... surprise round
45:38 <MinceSushi> 0_o
45:41 <Steven> how are they getting full round attacks
45:46 <MinceSushi> YOu cna only take one action...
45:48 <Steven> and bobbies like, its not surprise round
45:56 <Steven> and im like, its text book surprise round
46:22 <Steven> im the only one in the party aware that combat has started
46:29 <MinceSushi> -_-;;
46:31 <Steven> the tigers are aware
46:40 <Steven> and the full attacks were against my flat footed
46:52 <Hydrazine> so you got your socks rocked, huh?
47:00 <Steven> so, how exactly is it NOT a surprise round, if it was normal rounds it would be against my normal AC
47:16 <MinceSushi> If they went before you you are still flatfooted
47:31 <MinceSushi> since they are acting first >>
47:45 <MinceSushi> But otherwise it should have beena  surprise round
47:46 <Hydrazine> None of them attacked the guard?
47:53 <Steven> aparantly not
48:05 <Hydrazine> ...that makes sense. oh wait, its bobby.
48:17 <Steven> they just all went and attacked the cleric not the guy who just let them out of the cages
48:26 <Hydrazine> i mean, i'd think hell, fair chance they just get the hell out.
48:33 <Steven> because, hell.. that guys nice he let the furocious tigers out
49:09 <Steven> yeah, he skipped people in the initiative because the tigers instigated combat, but it wasnt a surprise round
49:18 <Hydrazine> ...yeah.
49:20 <MinceSushi> Which one is bobby and hhow often should I avoid eye contact?
49:29 <Steven> wasnt here, was down at local shop
49:30 <Hydrazine> bobby's just dicking rules around in his favor. as usual.
49:32 <Brunius> Bobby isn't here
49:37 <MinceSushi> Oh thank god
49:53 <Steven> so on my next turn, because i was skipped in initiative because it 
50:00 <Steven> 'wasnt a surprise round'
50:35 <Steven> i five footed and rocked that ring of invis...
50:38 <Hydrazine> From what I gather, bobby uses the dm as "book of random justifications for all the crap I do" rather than actual instructions to play by.
50:38 <Steven> best purchase ever
50:50 <Steven> hydra speaks the truth
51:02 <MinceSushi> Waht should I play guys~ Paladin, Oracle, Bard, or Rogue?
51:02 <Hydrazine> Its a talent.
51:04 * Hydrazine bows.
51:11 <Hydrazine> !rng paladin oracle bard rogue
51:12 <diebot> Hydrazine, paladin
51:13 <Hydrazine> bam.
51:18 <Hydrazine> the dice have chosen.
51:31 <Steven> !rng paladin oracle bard rogue inquisitor
51:31 <diebot> Steven, rogue
51:35 <MinceSushi> And so fate wills
51:39 <Steven> my dice chose rogue
51:40 <Brunius> Damn right, Hydrazine
51:47 * MinceSushi bows before the mighty dicebot
51:55 <Steven> but then again i added another class
52:05 <MinceSushi> I saw that
52:14 <Steven> inuisitor=win
52:21 <MinceSushi> I've wanted to play one but I'm not feeling it for ym first game with you guys xD
52:32 <Steven> oh sir...
52:38 <Steven> an inquisitor is amazing
52:42 <Steven> its like a cleric
52:47 <Steven> only bad ass
52:53 <MinceSushi> Only rgouelike
52:58 <Steven> no way
53:14 <Steven> its a martial version of a cleric
53:29 <Steven> clerics are all about healing people, and doing a bit of damage for the most part
53:53 <Steven> inquisitors are all about self buffing, and then beating the shit out of people
54:02 <Mort-> Yeah whatever
54:16 <Steven> mort doesnt like inquisitors because ausk scares her
54:20 <Hydrazine> Jerus is all about getting huge and dominating some area.
54:36 <Brunius> !rng gunslinger magus gun-magus
54:36 <diebot> Brunius, gun-magus
54:42 <Brunius> the dice have spoken.
54:45 <Steven> im sure theres a penis joke in there somewhere
54:48 <Mort-> You can't do that can you
54:54 <Mort-> But never mind
54:57 <Steven> yes mort you can do a gun magus
55:05 <Mort-> How
55:08 <Mort-> Curious
55:14 <Steven> pistol in offhand
55:14 <Brunius> You'll see
55:14 <Mort-> I won't use fire arms though
55:16 <Brunius> When I build it
55:21 <Mort-> Idea is weird
55:23 <Steven> something for melee
55:36 <Steven> shoot at ranged, move in for damage next turn
55:44 <Mort-> Every magus carries a scimitar :p
55:47 <Mort-> Tradition
55:57 <Mort-> Well except the trippy types
56:01 <Mort-> Those carry whips
56:08 <Steven> just need quickdraw to put away the gun and you will have zero downtime
56:30 <Mort-> Sounds fun but i don't like fire arms
56:45 <Mort-> Like i don't like alchemists
57:12 <Steven> you dont like a lot of fun stuff mort... totaly LG
59:06 <Brunius> Which is why you should play a paladin!
59:18 <Mort-> And i know I'm not worthy of such an honor
59:25 <Mort-> But syn is ok
59:38 <Mort-> Because you are turning yourself into a monster literally
59:53 <Mort-> You hear of shape shifting. Polymorph.
00:16 <Mort-> So you turned yourself into a monster. What's the big deal
00:23 <Mort-> Growing an extra arm is wrong though
01:46 <Steven> lol
02:06 <Steven> mort, im sorry, sam just totaly burned you
02:15 <Mort-> Really?
02:17 <Steven> yeah
02:27 <Steven> it was awesome
02:55 <Steven> and im not going to repeat specifically what she said, because i dont want this place to go into a Magture rating
03:23 <Brunius> Woah
03:25 <Brunius> That bad, eh?
03:28 <Steven> yeah!
03:33 <Steven> kitty has claws!
03:36 <Steven> lol
03:47 <Brunius> What if I agree to /clear?
04:04 <Steven> dont worry, i told her you're just a kid
04:24 <Steven> cause i always picture you as like an 18yo
04:38 <Brunius> I'm 15 yo
04:48 <MinceSushi> Can you guys think of any weapons that do nonlethal without the penalty?
04:49 <Brunius> If Ballig tries to tell you I'm 13, he's wrong.
04:52 <Brunius> sap
04:58 <Mort-> Rap
05:00 <MinceSushi> ANything else?
05:00 <Mort-> Sap
05:04 <Mort-> Whip
05:04 <Hydrazine> sap. any slashing with the right trait.
05:05 <Steven> sap and a whip
05:13 <MinceSushi> Which trait?
05:23 <Mort-> Punch him with your bare hands
05:25 <Hydrazine> blade of mercy, right?
05:28 <Mort-> Blade of mercy
05:31 <Mort-> Yes hydra
05:39 <MinceSushi> I'll look into it thanks~
06:01 <Mort-> Np
06:06 <Mort-> Feeling merciful?
06:25 <MinceSushi> Yep ^^
06:33 Steven is now known as Ausk
06:37 * Ausk never feels merciful
06:38 <MinceSushi> I'm thinkning that might be the way to go for this paladin
06:46 <MinceSushi> heh
07:12 <Mort-> You should
07:18 <Mort-> Someday ill teach you why
08:34 <Ausk> so you chose paladin eh?
08:38 Ausk is now known as Steven
09:20 <MinceSushi> Hydra rolled the dice first
09:57 * Hydrazine took dice quickdraw.
10:09 <Steven> yeah... he is quck
10:13 <Steven> or so tasha says!
10:15 <Steven> HEYO!
10:34 <Hydrazine> How about we just ask her when shes around.
10:36 <MinceSushi> Props
10:45 <Steven> i just playing, i loves you hydra
11:03 <Hydrazine> hey now, I only poke so much fun at how whipped you are.
11:22 <Steven> is cool
11:29 <Steven> im whipped, i know it
11:38 <Steven> but im 3 months away from being 30
11:40 <Hydrazine> Your just jelly cause my girl plays games with me.
11:53 <Steven> totaly jealous your girl plays pfs
11:56 * Mort- covers her ears
12:11 <Mort-> Did anyone tell you my magus ran out of a brothel? :p
12:29 <Steven> but then again... my girlfriend plays other games with me
12:36 <Hydrazine> Hey, I was pretty proud when I had Kyrabot stick to her moral guns and refuse to make deals with questionables.
12:43 <Hydrazine> So does mine.
12:58 <Steven> high fives!
13:03 * Steven high fives hydra
13:12 * Hydrazine high fives Steven.
13:16 <Hydrazine> She plays a pretty sick Shen too.
13:38 <Steven> shen? i am unfamiliar with this term
14:02 <Hydrazine> Shen. Hes a ninja. He tanks like a boss.
14:14 <Steven> very good!
16:39 <Steven> yeah we had a tankadin and a tower shield guy today
16:58 <Steven> and they just stood infront of me
17:07 <Steven> and i made sure they didnt die
18:27 <Hydrazine> Shame about Ava. I think Ava/Jerus/Mort would've worked well.
19:09 <Mort-> Space is a jerk ^^
19:17 <Hydrazine> Indeed.
19:21 <Mort-> Mort wouldnt have done anything
19:22 <Brunius> He's better IRL
19:38 <Mort-> But i wouldn't gurantee the others wouldn't have
19:52 <Mort-> Grull probably wouldn't do anything
20:04 <Mort-> But the rest. Ooh fireworks :d
23:00 <Steven> im bak
23:14 <Steven> you know i considered making a paladin
23:33 <Steven> but then i remembed they suck when it comes to doing fun stuff
23:40 <Mort-> Lol
23:46 <Steven> like... slaving, wenching, lying, stealing, B&E
23:55 <Steven> tomb robbing
24:00 <Mort-> I don't do the first 3
24:03 <Steven> you know... all the best parts about PFS
24:09 <Mort-> What is b and e
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24:28 <Mort-> Lying. Possible. Stealing. Also possible
25:00 <Steven> breaking and entering
25:09 <Mort-> Those? I can
25:11 <Mort-> And will
25:21 <Mort-> I just won't do the first 3
25:33 <Mort-> First 2 sorry
25:42 <Steven> and thats why you are totaly LG
25:49 <Steven> slaving and wenching are so awesome!
25:52 <Mort-> No slaving no wenching
25:58 <Mort-> The rest goes by my code
26:09 <Steven> infact once ausk liberated an entire cargo hold full of slaves
26:16 <Steven> and told them he would give them safe passage home
26:26 <Steven> then he sold them all into slavery once they stupidly got onto his ship
26:55 <Steven> ahhhhh... a pirates life... soo good
27:00 <Brunius> what a jerk
27:23 <Steven> He's a pirate.  Its kind of his job.
27:49 <Steven> he donatd the proceeds to a good cause
27:59 <Steven> paying his crew.
28:07 <Brunius> (The greatest charity is oneself)
28:10 <Mort-> I wish mort could do something about him
28:20 <Mort-> Maybe someday she can sink his ship
28:27 <Steven> BWAHAHAHAHAHA
28:32 <Steven> unlikely!
28:34 <Brunius> Avatar: I've built an automagic farm below my base, if you want to check it out. Just planted it, so it won't be full yet
29:02 <Mort-> Can't you summon a storm
29:04 <Steven> automagic farm.... i am interested in this... tell me more
29:15 <Mort-> To sink ships
29:30 <Steven> you can summon a storm to attempt to sink a ship
29:40 <Steven> it doesnt automatically succeed
29:48 <Brunius> Steven, a fat pack is about $30 over there?
29:58 <Steven> 40-45
30:03 <Brunius> Wow, really?
30:08 <Brunius> That's the same price as over here
30:16 <Steven> yeah
30:17 <Brunius> Minecraft, steven.
30:23 <Brunius> Redstone pistons powering an automagic farm
30:25 <Steven> i mean... i dont pay that
30:36 <Steven> but thats what retail for them is
32:23 <Steven> but mort... lets examine you making a storm to sink my ship
32:45 <Steven> as my ship is sinking... i dive off into the water
32:58 <Steven> cape of the manta ray comes alive
33:07 <Steven> and i swim to shore, buy another boat for 10pp
33:20 <Steven> then hunt you down and kill you
35:07 <Mort-> At least it would hurt you
35:17 <Mort-> Then after have to fight you on even terms
35:27 * Mort- uses magic
35:28 <Brunius> I'd love that kind of character interaction
35:32 <Mort-> Can you fly?
35:38 <Mort-> I can fly!
35:44 <Steven> yes, ausk can fly
35:49 <Steven> he is level 12
35:54 <Mort-> How do you fly?
36:00 <Steven> potion of fly
36:15 <Mort-> Can potions be dispelled?
36:18 <Steven> yes
36:24 <Steven> but the magic doesnt fail immediately
36:34 <Steven> you are featherfalled to the ground
36:39 <Steven> at which point, i would rink another potion
36:46 <Steven> and come after you again
36:49 <Mort-> And keep flying
37:14 <Mort-> Hm. There should be ways to stay out of range
37:19 <Steven> but mort, remember, Ausk is level 12
37:32 <Steven> and he has nasty spells
38:50 <Steven> no problem casting a Vision of Lamashtu at you and letting you fly off
40:11 <Steven> OH MAN! my bad
40:14 <Steven> ausk is level 13
40:19 <Steven> yeah... you're boned
41:18 <Brunius> Mort: DM lots and level to about Ausk
41:44 <Steven> Vision of Lamashtu+Geas-Quest
41:45 <Mort-> 10 min casting time
41:53 <Mort-> Enjoy^^
41:55 <Steven> Unlimited range mort
42:09 <Mort-> Line of sight?
42:44 <Steven> no, i just have to be able to identify you by name
42:58 <Steven> You're a registered pathfinder, ide go to absolom, look you up
42:59 <Mort-> Can't you kill monsters that way?
43:06 <Mort-> You know the name of the monster
43:11 <Steven> and then cast the spell
43:46 <Mort-> Oh
44:14 <Mort-> Lol mort is on vacation
44:18 <Mort-> Seriously
44:31 <Mort-> Having a nice snooze
44:47 <Steven> but seriously, how awesome is that combo...
44:56 <Steven> Vision+geas
45:44 <Steven> geas would be apear before me
46:00 <Steven> and then ide go on a sailing trip until you have stats of 1 all down the board
46:04 <Steven> go to a pirate port
46:10 <Steven> wait for you to show up
46:16 <Steven> and then breath on you till your dead
47:13 <Steven> and ausk would totaly do it, cause he is spiteful like that
47:50 <Mort-> Lol
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47:55 <Mort-> He is a pirate
48:11 <Mort-> Can i power word kill or something? :p
48:27 <Steven> what, when you show up?
48:41 <Mort-> Why not?
48:50 <Mort-> You have more then 90 hp though
48:59 <Steven> yeah
49:04 <Steven> but you cant cast the spell
49:31 <Steven> you wont have the caster stat for it!
49:41 <Mort-> I don't study cleric magic
49:43 <Mort-> Not much
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50:18 <Steven> its a good think pvp isnt allowed
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52:06 <Mort-> Lol
55:47 <Mekkis> Mort-, UMD a scroll!
56:10 <Steven> whats she preparing?
56:31 <Mort-> I have uber umd
56:32 <Mort-> Heh
56:36 <Mort-> Seriously
56:45 <Mort-> At least for someone who dumped cha
57:44 <Mekkis> Steven, Mort's an elf
57:56 <Avatar> is UMD really worth it for anything apart from cure wands
57:58 <Mekkis> according to at least one sourcebook, elves don't sleep!
58:29 <Steven> which sourcebook is that?
01:12 <Mort-> Elves of golraion probably
01:41 <Mort-> Ok so how do you memorize spells if you don't sleep
01:46 <Mort-> Exactly
02:07 <Mort-> Hm. I've actually done overnight camping with mort and slept like the rest
02:29 <Mort-> I learnt umd because i know things are never wasted
02:47 <Mort-> Besides i planned for my familiar ages ago
02:56 <Steven> you have to rest, it never says you have to sleep
03:14 <Mort-> I always knew i would get improved familiar someday
04:37 <Brunius> You meditate instead of sleeping
04:53 <Brunius> (I think)
05:33 <Steven> im reading it now
05:42 <Steven> yeah they meditate that gives them the effect of sleeping
05:53 <Mort-> Uh i didn't really play this part of Elvishness up
12:37 <MinceSushi> Done~
12:39 <MinceSushi> :D
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26:44 <MinceSushi> Alrighty guys... It's 3:30 am here and I have class in 4 hours
26:55 <MinceSushi> Cya all tomorrow night.
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28:48 <Avatar> who was that
28:50 <Avatar> did he roll up a character
31:28 <Mort-> Don't know
31:29 <Mort-> Someone who just popped in
37:05 <Steven> they will be back more then likely
38:56 <Avatar> who asked him about rolling up a character
39:01 <Avatar> someone, surely
40:56 <Mort-> Not me
41:03 * Mort- looks innocent
54:31 <Mekkis> Avatar, has g+ told you about PFO on kickstarter?
59:00 <Avatar> yeah
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02:02 <Mekkis> I really should give this importer a progress bar
05:28 <Brunius> does it have a percentage?
05:32 <Mekkis> no
05:41 <Brunius> Or 5000mb of 10000mb?
05:46 <Mekkis> no
05:51 <Brunius> Then yes, you should.
06:09 <Mekkis> you should be asking "does it have any indication whatsoever that it hasn't crashed?"
06:20 <Brunius> The file size is growing?
06:57 <Mekkis> nope :S
07:41 <Mekkis> ooh
08:48 <Brunius> night yo
08:54 Brunius is now known as Brunius_AFK
09:07 <Brunius_AFK> (Anyone know how I can scrape up $10 by the 15th?)
09:39 <Mekkis> what for?
09:45 <Mekkis> <?Mort
09:46 <diebot> PFS number 38742-1
18:03 <Mekkis> Brunius_AFK, Mort-: If I were to run Murder on the Silken Caravan on Saturday, would you play?
18:17 <Mort-> I don't have anyone to play
18:31 <Mekkis> bring a synthesist!
18:37 <Mort-> Btw does playing a single scenario disqualify you for fs series?
18:45 <Mekkis> Maybe.
18:56 <Mekkis> but why do you ask?
18:56 <Mort-> Lol I'm not very powerful at first level
19:04 <Mort-> Need level 2 to get any where
19:19 <Mekkis> then you should play or DM more
19:38 <Mort-> I play in any game there is run
19:53 <Mekkis> so that's a "yes"
20:17 <Mort-> Nah
23:21 <Mort-> Not sure ^^
30:51 * Mort- giggle murs a bit
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32:32 <Mort-> Matt is probably fine with it
46:10 <Avatar> what do you mean you don't have anyone to play
46:22 <Avatar> what tier is silken caravan
47:22 <Avatar> 1-5
47:28 <Avatar> I think you have someone who fits in that tier
48:24 * Mort- is level 1:(
49:04 <Avatar> don't you have a few characters in 1-5
49:41 <Avatar> you have to play the level 1 sooner or later :P
51:16 <Mort-> No
51:24 <Mort-> i have all characters at 1 now
51:31 <Mort-> Your a joker
56:57 <Avatar> serious?
58:15 <Avatar> shit
58:17 <Avatar> and mort at 6
05:35 <Mort-> Yeah
05:53 <Mort-> You can say shit all you like
05:55 <Mort-> :d
14:10 <Avatar> you still need to play if you ever plan to get them past 1
14:58 * Mort- sighs. Waiting to tag along with a higher level
15:12 <Mort-> Like how mort tagged along with buck ^^
15:32 <Mekkis> Mort-, you should carry your own weight!
16:08 <Mort-> I have and i did the best i could do ^^
16:20 <Mort-> So its time for someone to carry me ^^
16:29 <Mekkis> it's time to carry others
16:37 <Mekkis> or to bring up a low level character
17:17 <Mort-> I carried others
17:26 <Mort-> With what time i had.
17:35 <Mort-> ^^
27:44 <Avatar> you shouldn't need to be carried
30:40 <Mekkis> unless you're playing a class that comes with a companion
31:16 <Avatar> carried by other players
31:26 <Mekkis> Avatar, could you post Silken Caravan for Saturday
32:11 <Mort-> Ill fill in availability or not later
32:16 <Mort-> ^^
32:19 <Avatar> rgr
32:42 <Mekkis> thanks
32:42 <Avatar> I might actually cancel the one that was scheduled and send out invites again
32:48 <Mekkis> cool
32:50 <Avatar> since people were saying they declined because "already played"
32:55 <Mekkis> seems like lots of people have played COS2
33:03 <Avatar> yeah
33:16 <Mort-> Ok i feel happy now
33:36 <Mekkis> oh
33:46 <Mekkis> and I won't use the bestiary: it's how to get TPKs
34:44 <Mort-> Ok
38:43 <Avatar> we don't have enough 5-9s around do we
39:05 <Avatar> or maybe we do actually
40:20 <Mort-> Need jerus to hit 5
41:12 <Avatar> he must be close
41:34 <Avatar> yeah, one more scenario
42:17 <Mort-> Told you
42:26 <Mort-> What do you think we were doing :p
42:39 <Mort-> Uptiering for the fek of it? :p
42:48 * Mort- grinz
42:49 <Mekkis> and Bairaq
43:15 <Mort-> Oh yes
43:22 <Mekkis> IIRC Bairaq is 1 off
44:05 <Mort-> Haul that silly pally around
44:40 <Mekkis> Mort-, your attitude WILL make me make a gnomish paladin....
45:41 <Mort-> What attitude.h
46:37 <Mort-> Don't worry I'm fine with gnom- once in game
46:47 <Mort-> Its out of game that I'm a problem
48:12 <Mort-> A) pallies are trouble magnets
48:25 <Mekkis> yes
48:42 <Mort-> B) they keep running into trouble when sane people run out of it
48:45 <Avatar> uptiering doesn't give you experience faster
48:52 <Mekkis> we had to "deal with" a certain annoying bard in the last session...
49:14 <Mekkis> so the rest of the party killed him while Xanian wasn't looking
49:30 <Mort-> C) when you add gnom- to it it makes matters worse
49:42 <Mort-> Is xanian going full syn? Or mix both
49:58 <Mekkis> tossing up between Paladin 2 and paladin 4
50:01 <Mort-> And didn't you kick their arse for it?
50:09 <Mort-> He's a bard!
50:16 <Mekkis> he hasn't asked
50:22 <Mort-> They can be redeemed!
50:24 <Mort-> So?
50:30 <Mort-> You need to preach more!
50:37 <Mekkis> why?
51:08 <Mort-> To the bard!
51:12 <Mort-> Convert him :d
51:21 <Mort-> How could he be troublesome
51:24 <Avatar> there is a point you need to stop preaching
51:28 <Mort-> Lol
51:29 <Avatar> or the game becomes cumbersome
51:41 <Mort-> Lets go test theories out
51:54 <Mort-> Which profession employs lots of workers
51:59 <Mort-> Baking? :d
52:01 <Mort-> Heh
52:20 <Mekkis> one problem I have found in PFS is low level fatigue
52:26 <Mort-> Trying to think of xyns hobby :p
52:52 <Mort-> Imagine if i could get goblins running the bakery!
52:54 <Mekkis> you need to spend about 100 hours with a character before you get to a point where you can play a new set of scenarios
53:03 <Mort-> And sell bread for everyone!
53:04 <Mort-> Yeah
53:17 <Mort-> Do you think its a good idea mek?
53:26 <Mort-> Or what other things do you suggest
53:41 <Mekkis> and to play those higher level scenarios, you need to have other people who have also spent said 100 hours
54:04 * Mort- agrees with mek
54:07 <Mekkis> I wouldn't mind if it was 2 XP to get to level 2, another 2XP to level 3, and another 2XP to level 4
54:13 <Mekkis> from there, 3XP per level
54:17 <Mort-> That's why i am keen to campaign
54:36 <Mort-> I mean hell i know i can be around all weekend if i choose to be
54:41 <Mekkis> hmmm
54:45 <Mekkis> http://www.debtclock.com.au/
54:49 <Mort-> Mek!
54:53 <Mort-> I need a profession
55:00 <Mort-> Do you think baking is cool?
55:02 <Mekkis> "sailor"
55:08 <Mort-> Can i run a mass production?
55:10 <Mort-> No!
55:45 <Mort-> If i do sailor
55:54 <Mort-> Ill end up doing a courier service :p
55:59 <Mort-> Or trading goods
56:11 <Mekkis> not sailor
56:12 <Mort-> Will keep lots of people employed
56:14 <Mekkis> "sailor"
56:20 <Mekkis> like Itzamna!
56:25 <Mort-> What's the difference 
56:27 <Mort-> No
56:35 <Mort-> Xyn isn't that kind of person
56:42 <Mort-> I think she will start a bakery
56:49 <Mort-> A big one ^^
56:58 <Mekkis> get a caravan!
57:14 <Mort-> Bread doesn't keep that well
57:24 <Mort-> I'm not keeping slaves
57:37 <Mort-> Ill buy them over and free them!
57:51 <Mort-> Offer them wages if they want to work for me!
58:32 <Mort-> Sell bread to the entire district of rich people then donate the left overs of the day to orphanages!
58:43 <Mekkis> Mort-, as a slaver, Itzamna doesn't care what you do with the laves after you buy them!
58:51 <Mekkis> slaves even
59:00 <Mort-> That's ok
59:13 <Mort-> I still won't have any slaves around
59:27 <Mort-> Must buy them over :p
59:48 <Mekkis> wow
59:59 <Mekkis> singapore is really in debt!
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