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01:04 <Mekkis> !spell cloudkill
01:06 <Mekkis> %spell cloudkill
01:26 <Mekkis> %spell SELECT * FROM PFSPELL WHERE NAME LIKE 'cloudkill';
01:30 <Mekkis> meh
02:36 <Mekkis> omg
02:36 Novel ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
02:39 <Novel> hi
02:46 <Mekkis> hi
02:56 <Novel> whats going on?
03:07 <Mort-> Who are you
03:14 <Mekkis> I have 14400gp, and need to come up with stuff to buy
03:17 * Mort- ponders novel
03:44 <Mort-> I checked mek. Resonance won't make anything too interesting to you i think
03:57 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20
03:58 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20: [1d20=14] 14
04:21 <Mekkis> wow...
04:25 <Novel> is there no good character sheet maker for this? I'nm just dreading filling out the whole of one myself :(
04:43 <Mekkis> Novel, I use a lovely butchery of LaTeX
04:59 <Novel> :L
05:07 <Novel> is it an actual thing/
05:09 <Novel> ?
05:14 <Mekkis> yes
05:25 <Mekkis> don't you know what LaTeX is?
05:34 <Mekkis> all the cool academics use it
05:35 <Novel> *shakes head*
05:48 <Novel> ah
05:51 <Novel> found it
05:54 <Novel> link me! :d
06:04 <Mekkis> what? the sourcecode?
07:36 <Mekkis> nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/cirneg.tar.bz2
07:42 <Mekkis> I think
07:59 <Mekkis> that's Cireneg Rorocros
10:02 <Novel> ow easy is it to use?
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11:17 <Avatar> latex makes crappy sheets
11:22 <Avatar> mekkis knows this, and shouldn't be recommending it
11:35 <Mort-> Since he has knowledge (geek) he would say it is :p
11:36 <Avatar> if you need help filling it out, I'll guide you through it top to bottom
11:37 <Mekkis> Novel, do you understand LaTeX?
12:07 <Mort-> The last time you tried explaining it to me it gave me a headache ^^
12:13 <Mort-> Sorry mek
12:19 <Mort-> But its true.
12:21 <Mekkis> hmmm
12:28 <Mekkis>  Staff of Stealth, or Staff of Charming
12:44 <Avatar> Novel: have you got the books
12:45 <Mort-> I agree my int isn't that high
12:53 <Novel> no
12:54 <Mort-> Dc of charming?
13:00 <Novel> i've been using the thing
13:03 <Mort-> Your spell dc?
13:09 <Avatar> what thing
13:10 <Novel> you know, the thing
13:16 <Novel> sdf?
13:16 <Mort-> But do you get to apply your spell focus to it?
13:21 <Novel> online rulebook?
13:22 <Novel> :L
13:30 <Mort-> What does a staff of stealth do?
13:30 <Avatar> that's fine
13:39 <Avatar> you'll need this: http://paizo.com/pathfinderSociety/v5748btpy84k4
13:42 * Mort- cheers novel on
13:44 <Avatar> that's the PFS guide
13:57 <Mort-> How about a staff of vanish?
14:00 <Avatar> it's free, but you have to add it to a cart and checkout
14:06 <Mekkis> Mort-, DC23
14:24 <Mort-> Not bad. Great for out of combat
14:33 <Mort-> But in combat i dunno how it would work
15:09 <Mekkis> I think Staff of Stealth is better
15:15 <Novel> done it
15:20 <Novel> on my other pc :P
15:26 <Avatar> check your pm
15:48 <Mort-> Whats a staff of stealth
16:49 <Mekkis> This twisted, dark gray staff allows use of the following spells:
16:49 <Mekkis> disguise self (1 charge)
16:49 <Mekkis> invisibility (1 charge)
16:49 <Mekkis> nondetection (1 charge)
16:49 <Mekkis> greater invisibility (2 charges)
17:15 <Mort-> Uber
17:21 <Mort-> stealth ftw!
17:27 <Mort-> Only an arcane type can deal with swarms
17:49 <Mort-> Ok off to bed
17:50 <Mort-> Do you expect the fighter to throw acid flasks?
17:52 <Mekkis> same here
17:53 <Mort-> ><
17:54 <Mekkis> 'night
20:26 <BoomerET> So, even as a cleric, I should carry a cure light, in case somebody has to give it to me?
20:40 <BoomerET> I'm sorry, carry a cure light potion.
21:18 <Mort-> I should do so
21:31 <Mort-> But I'm a tad lazy
21:39 <Mort-> Probably will buy 1
22:47 <Mort-> So easy to spend money
22:48 <Mort-> :(
23:26 <Mort-> Ok saw a swarm twice
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29:00 <BoomerET> Ok, 1 cure light potion, I'm down to 455gp
31:09 <Mort-> Lol
31:18 <Mort-> I might not buy that
31:36 <Mort-> Again i should. Can't even use that clw wand
33:34 <Avatar> !roll 1d20
33:35 <dicebot> Avatar, 1d20: [1d20=10] 10
33:58 <Novel> !roll d31
34:02 <Novel> roll d31
34:16 <Novel> 1roll 1d31
34:16 <Avatar> 1d31
34:30 <Novel> 1roll 1d31
34:33 <Avatar> yeah you've been lucky to see a swarm only once
34:39 <Novel> !roll 1d31
34:39 <dicebot> Novel, 1d31: [1d31=29] 29
34:43 <Novel> finnally
34:45 <Novel> :0
34:48 <Novel> :)
34:51 <Avatar> you don't need barrels of alchemical fire, but don't have nothing
39:34 <Mort-> Twice
39:37 <Mort-> Anyway.
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45:42 <Steven> theres no reason not to have at least 5 alchemical fire/acid flasks for as cheap as they are
51:35 <BoomerET> I think I took 3
52:06 <Avatar> 3 is fine
52:16 <Avatar> if other people in your party have them as well, you're laughing
52:27 <Avatar> not to mention any you might find in the scenario
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58:44 <MekkisScreen> .
59:03 <MekkisScreen> BoomerET: I wouldn't: I'd carry a cure moderate
59:26 <BoomerET> A bit hard, considering I'm 1st level.
59:42 <MekkisScreen> at first I wouldn't bother with either: wand should be enough
00:45 * Mort- splats on the floor
06:45 * Mort- is not buying any acid flasks or alchemist fire
07:49 <Steven> why not mort?
08:04 <Steven> is it because you can cast a spell that does the same thing?
09:29 Sachiru has quit (Quit: Shutting Down )
09:29 <BoomerET> Time for bed, nitey nite!
09:35 <Steven> night
11:04 <Steven> because we all know you will never run out of spells or venture into any place where theres an antimagic field, or get silenced, or have spell failure chance.  
11:56 <Mort-> Lol
12:22 <Mort-> That's an idea. Spell that does the same thing
13:05 <Steven> but in the unlikely chance you do, perhaps you should pick up the very expensive Acid flask(10g) and Alchemists Fire(20g)...
13:24 <Avatar> You've been through the dungeon on a pony with no name.
16:15 <Steven> I really suggest picking some up mort... really really really really really really really suggest picking up at least 1 of each
16:17 <Mort-> Alchemist fire is 50 gp
16:23 <Mort-> Expensive as heck
16:27 <Mort-> I wouldn't ^^
17:07 <Steven> Alchemist's Fire (1 flask) [Alchemical Power Component]	20 gp	1 lb.
20:37 <Steven> every character should have a way to deal with flying, swarms, damage reduction, invisibility by level 3.
21:13 <Steven> and if you can buy it in a way someone else can use it as well all the better.
21:21 <Steven> anyways, going to go make some dinner, have fun.
22:56 <Mort-> Hm
23:03 <Mort-> Maybe they changed it
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37:02 <Steven> been that way for a year or two now at the least
37:09 <Steven> cause thats how old my copy of core is
37:20 <Nocte|Kazour> Of core what? o.o
37:41 <Steven> went in the kitchen to find my room mates making dinner...
37:47 <Steven> talk about a rare occurance.
37:51 <Steven> freaked me out
38:08 <Nocte|Kazour> Wait... They don't cook?
38:12 <Steven> the food sadly was bland cause they dont like spice.
38:23 <Steven> not usually, because they suck as cooks
38:28 <Nocte|Kazour> Heh.
38:40 <Steven> im the best cook in the house, so they agreed ide cook dinner most days
38:45 <Nocte|Kazour> I can relate, I wouldn't be able to cook normal food stuff.
39:08 <Nocte|Kazour> The way I would live alone would be like this. Every day = Fast food.
39:15 <Nocte|Kazour> Heh.
39:34 <Steven> Yeah i was going in to make some beer chicken
39:45 <Nocte|Kazour> Or some food I can easily prepare.
40:05 <Nocte|Kazour> Never really learned to cook. I never learned anything useful in school. o.o
40:07 <Steven> to find they had already boiled the chicken, picked it clean and made chicken and rice w/ cream of mushroom soup.
40:18 <Steven> like i said, bland
40:28 <Steven> but its filling i guess.
40:39 <Nocte|Kazour> Anyone learned something useful in school?
40:39 <Steven> messaging sam right now telling her to pick something up for herself
40:48 <Steven> I learned many usefull things in college
40:58 <Nocte|Kazour> In highschool I mean...
41:01 <Steven> and in highschool i was taught math
41:24 <Steven> which i have a natural aptitude for
41:27 <Nocte|Kazour> I learned more math at home rather than in school.
41:44 <Steven> the teacher always used to make up wierd problems for me to do during class/homework
42:17 <Steven> because he found out by me scraping by with a C in his basic algebra that i dont do homework
42:42 <Steven> 0% on homework, 100+% on tests
43:01 <Nocte|Kazour> So... You did not need to do homework to get okay grades?
43:11 <Steven> next year took him again, he was like steve solve this for me and you get credit for this week
43:18 <Steven> on your homework
43:28 <Steven> and i usually handed it in by the end of class, which annoyed the shit out of him
43:38 <Nocte|Kazour> Haha.
43:43 <Nocte|Kazour> Trolled him much?
43:47 <Steven> oh yeah
43:53 <Nocte|Kazour> I like trolling teachers.
44:07 <Steven> after i dropped out and went and got my GED
44:25 <Steven> he told me how sad he was i didnt stick it out, because he really liked trying to make problems that i couldnt solve
44:32 <Steven> he'd spend hours making them up i guess.
44:52 <Nocte|Kazour> Weird teacher.. Seriously.
45:17 <Steven> well, it was usually me and a bunch of honor students
45:26 <Steven> and i was the only one that didnt do exactly as he said.
45:57 <Steven> he actually fought to get me into honors math because the vice principal hating me(i trolled that bitch hard)
46:15 <Nocte|Kazour> How did you troll the vice principal?
46:17 <Nocte|Kazour> O.o
46:24 <Steven> i got in trouble a lot
46:26 <Avatar> O.o
46:30 <Steven> and got sent to the office, a lot
46:50 <Steven> and didnt give her any respect due to the shit she put my older brother through
48:19 * Nocte|Kazour tries to stay awake....
48:23 <Nocte|Kazour> Just woke up...
48:59 <Steven> He was charged with rape when he was 16 by a girl who later retracted her statement, when one of her friends came forward and told the police how the girl was bragging she was gonna wreck my brothers life since he wouldnt go out with her
49:56 <Steven> and the vice principal just wrecked my brothers life for two weeks
50:09 <Steven> pulled him out of class every day to grill hiim in her office
50:27 <Nocte|Kazour> Well... That's one shitty school.
50:36 <Steven> and let it be known that my brother was a 'rapist' to the rumor mill
50:54 <Steven> which later she ended up with egg on her face, but still thats pretty fucked up thing to do to a 16 year old
51:19 <Steven> so i didnt like her, had no respect for her, and i let her know it all the time
51:29 <Nocte|Kazour> Seriously... Who would believe a 16 old being a rapist?
51:35 <Nocte|Kazour> Not me.
51:52 <Nocte|Kazour> years*
52:00 <Mort-> I hate maths
52:01 <Mort-> A lot
52:09 <Steven> she would pull me into the office for something, and she would be like steve get in here, we need to talk about your behavior, and ide just be like hey patty im going home i dont wanna put up with your shit today
52:10 <Nocte|Kazour> You failed Maths?
52:23 <Mort-> Not really
52:34 <Steven> and then ide leave, and she would freak out and call my house until someone picked up
52:41 <Steven> which was me cause i lived like 5 blocks away
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52:51 <Nocte|Kazour> 5 blocks would be how long?
52:54 <Mort-> But i put in a lot of effort to not fk it up
53:01 <Steven> like 3 minutes
53:06 <Nocte|Kazour> O.o
53:07 <Mort-> I try not to fail anything
53:22 <Steven> ide just jog home so the police wouldnt drag me back to school
53:33 <Steven> cause they do that here in the states
53:35 <Steven> sometimes
53:43 <Steven> but yeah man, ide jog home and answer the phone
53:50 <Nocte|Kazour> Police are shitty in the states it seems.
53:54 <Steven> and she would bitch me out for a bit
54:25 <Steven> and then ide hang up, and when she called back ide tell her i dont want to talk to her and to stop calling my phone
54:38 <Nocte|Kazour> Why not just block her number?
54:46 <Steven> and when she would call back again, ide tell her shes harassing me and that ide call the police if she continued
54:52 <Steven> the one time she called my bluff
55:01 <Steven> the cops showed up at the school and issued her a citation
55:44 <Steven> occationally she would get ahold of my dad who also hated her with a passion, because of the rape thing, and he would tell her that i was old enough to make my own decisions
56:05 <Steven> and that if she had a problem with me she should talk to me tomorrow when i was at school
56:19 <Steven> we trolled that poor woman so hard
56:48 <Steven> i remember one time there was a bomb threat at the school
57:05 <Nocte|Kazour> Bomb threat? Seriously?
57:06 <Steven> and they put everyone in the stadium
57:10 <Steven> yeah it was totaly a fake
57:18 <Steven> somebody just didnt want to go to class
57:21 <Steven> so they called one in
57:26 <Steven> but they put us all in the stadium
57:43 <Steven> and so i started to walk out of the gate
58:03 <Steven> and Patty(vice P)
58:16 <Steven> grabbed my arm right infront of several police officers
58:25 <Steven> and i was like patty remove your hand from me
58:42 <Steven> and she refused to let go until i told her where i was going
58:54 <Steven> so i yelled for the cop that i was being assaulted
59:06 <Nocte|Kazour> You know what's always fun?
59:08 <Steven> and boy was that a fun conversation
59:25 <Nocte|Kazour> Looking up curse words in the bible...
59:28 <Nocte|Kazour> :p
00:31 <Steven> she refused to let me go home on my own, and i told her that it was unlawful to hold me in that close of a proximity to something that could expload, it was tantamount to participating in the act of violence to my person
01:03 <Steven> and so i talked one of the police into driving me to the police station for my own safety
01:32 * Nocte|Kazour brbs.
01:39 <Steven> which once I was no longer at school and under their authority the police couldnt hold me
01:48 <Steven> so i walked home, which was like 4 blocks
02:46 <Steven> my house was around half way between police station and the school, so it was just crazy
03:34 * Nocte|Kazour is back.
04:50 <Steven> yeah, my highschool was fun.
07:08 <Nocte|Kazour> Lol... Someone rated Yor, the Hunter from the Future 10/10 on IMDB.
07:14 <Nocte|Kazour> Anyone seen it?
08:02 <Nocte|Kazour> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx-F6VnLezM <- the theme song that plays in the opening scene of Yor.
08:12 <Nocte|Kazour> That's the theme song.
10:49 <Nocte|Kazour> Epic right?
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19:29 <Novel> eh...
19:49 Nocte|Kazour ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
19:53 <Nocte|Kazour> Woot.
19:54 <Novel> yeah. sorry avastar, got distracted. Could  yo repost what you said in private messafge please?
20:14 * Nocte|Kazour found a new way to map by himself.
20:45 <Nocte|Kazour> And oh yeah...
20:48 <Nocte|Kazour> Welcome to the future.
21:04 <Avatar> you're joking, right
21:17 <Nocte|Kazour> http://www.extremetech.com/computing/129638-the-leap-gesture-control-like-kinect-but-cheaper-and-much-higher-resolution
21:49 <Nocte|Kazour> ^ what will soon be computers without keyboard.
23:16 <Avatar> that's not true
23:24 <Nocte|Kazour> Really?
23:30 <Avatar> can you touchtype
24:28 <Nocte|Kazour> Damnit...
24:34 * Nocte|Kazour curses.
24:46 <Nocte|Kazour> Seems like that could be somehow made possible.
24:58 <Nocte|Kazour> I mean... It wouldn't be THAT hard.
25:21 <Avatar> okay, how would it be done
26:12 <Avatar> er, there's a matrix reference in nethack
26:16 <Avatar> how old am I again
26:49 <Nocte|Kazour> Know what kind of virtual keyboard tablets have?
27:01 <Nocte|Kazour> It would maybe be like that.
27:57 <exBoomerET> New way to map?
28:09 <Nocte|Kazour> Yeh... On GIMP.
28:21 <Avatar> you can't touchtype or write lengthy documents on tablets
28:23 <Nocte|Kazour> It looks bad but works :p
28:27 <Avatar> try it and see what happens
28:40 <Nocte|Kazour> Yeh.
28:49 <Nocte|Kazour> But it reads both of your hands.
28:54 <exBoomerET> Why not use something like dunjinni or the free online dungeon painter?
29:01 <Nocte|Kazour> So it would be different.
29:02 <Avatar> that's great, but it doesn't replace functionality of a keyboard
29:12 <exBoomerET> Or, maybe even Campaign Cartographer w/ Dungeon Designer?
29:26 <exBoomerET> <- Loves GIMP
29:31 <Nocte|Kazour> Until they figure out some virtual keyboard thing in the future.
31:12 <Nocte|Kazour> No thanks.
31:14 <Nocte|Kazour> GIMP is free.
31:19 <Nocte|Kazour> And it can do all sorts of stuff.
31:53 <Nocte|Kazour> And Matrix reference?
35:03 <exBoomerET> Dungeon Painter is free
35:25 <Nocte|Kazour> And I'm talking about world maps.
35:30 <Nocte|Kazour> Not about dungeons.
35:32 <exBoomerET> Ahhh
35:39 <exBoomerET> GIMP is wonderful for World Maps
36:05 <exBoomerET> Lots of tutorials available (though mostly for Adobe Photobloat)
41:25 <Avatar> I walked over a grave and the headstone said "I took both pills!"
41:34 <Nocte|Kazour> LOL.
41:38 <Nocte|Kazour> Someone's hardcore.
41:41 <Nocte|Kazour> Heh.
41:43 <Nocte|Kazour> exBoomer... Where the hell are the doors in Dungeon Painter?
43:54 <Steven> virtual?
44:31 <Avatar> I love that my dog is killing all these peaceful gnomes that I'm not allowed to attack
44:48 <Nocte|Kazour> Your dog... He's racist!
45:29 * Nocte|Kazour just loves seeing dreams inspired by anime...
45:37 <Nocte|Kazour> They are always crazy.
46:13 <Nocte|Kazour> You there?
48:20 <exBoomerET> I'm working, so my presence here is shaky at best.
48:52 <exBoomerET> (and I don't make maps as I'm severely graphically challenged)
51:06 <exBoomerET> Then since maps are usually static, maybe you don't want to draw in doors?
51:24 <exBoomerET> Guess it depends on what VTT you're using.
00:58 <MincedSushi> Hey people
00:59 <Avatar> I think he is racist
01:04 <Avatar> because he kills gnomes, but not hobbits
01:11 <Nocte|Kazour> Ha.
01:22 <Nocte|Kazour> Racist dog... I thought I have heard everything.
01:23 <Avatar> MincedSushi: you can still play on sunday with a level 7 pregen
01:38 <Avatar> you'd have to apply the credit to a newly made level 1 character though
01:42 <MincedSushi> I think I'll pass unless you are short players
01:50 <Avatar> and you wouldn't be able to play the scenario again later
02:04 <Avatar> generally it's not a good idea
02:10 <Avatar> but the option is there
02:19 <MincedSushi> Then unless you are short palyers I think I'll jsut hang out
02:28 <Avatar> the level 1 char only gets 500gp too, not the huge amount the higher levels would get
02:38 <Nocte|Kazour> Hmm...
02:51 * Nocte|Kazour wants to game.
03:07 <MincedSushi> I'm going to have to dm two game sthis week xD
03:21 <Nocte|Kazour> MincedSushi :p
03:35 <Nocte|Kazour> Having fun DMing?
04:01 <MincedSushi> Since I have to stab my roomates into picking up dice I will!
04:12 <Nocte|Kazour> Avatar, what is the highest damage you have seen one person do?
04:30 <Avatar> mekkis' characters
04:38 <Nocte|Kazour> And how much was that?
04:42 <Avatar> I don't remember
04:48 <Avatar> ask him how much grolschmir can do
04:53 <Nocte|Kazour> Mekkis! 
05:06 * Nocte|Kazour yawns.
05:12 <Nocte|Kazour> ....
05:14 <MincedSushi> What class is grols?
05:26 <Nocte|Kazour> That name is unpronounceable Avatar.
05:26 <Avatar> he's the gnomish druid who flies on a roc using a lance
05:38 <Avatar> grol-sh-meer
05:41 <MincedSushi> Oh gawd
05:43 <Nocte|Kazour> Oh!
05:50 <Nocte|Kazour> That's simplifies it.
05:58 <Nocte|Kazour> Gnomish druid...
06:09 <Nocte|Kazour> I was thinking of creating a gnome.
06:10 <MincedSushi> xD
06:17 <MincedSushi> I'm going to get sleep
06:21 <Nocte|Kazour> Who's addicted to opium.
06:23 <MincedSushi> G'night everuone!
07:09 <Nocte|Kazour> MekkisScreen.
07:16 <Nocte|Kazour> ...
07:21 * Nocte|Kazour pokes Mekkis.
07:52 * Nocte|Kazour cooks the fish.
07:55 * Nocte|Kazour eats it.
08:02 <Nocte|Kazour> Lol.
09:52 <Avatar> man, my dog is going to die
09:56 <Avatar> now he's going after the town guards
10:51 <Nocte|Kazour> Town guards?
10:59 <Avatar> yes
11:16 * Nocte|Kazour imagines a gangster dog.
22:36 * Mort- lurks
23:17 * Nocte|Kazour cooks and eats the fish.
31:56 Nocte|Kazour has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
46:08 <exBoomerET> I love it, each day FB stock continues to decline.
53:41 <Ballig> I just had fish for dinner
59:27 <Steven> why are you happy about that?
03:10 <Steven> what kind of fish?
07:33 <exBoomerET> Because I hope FB dies a painful death and turns into a penny stock.
08:28 <exBoomerET> Every time I read about the founders/co-founders I see more and more greed and unethical/immoral behavior.
08:50 <exBoomerET> It goes beyond pursuing capitalism.
09:07 <Novel> Such as what?
09:32 <Ballig> salmon
09:35 <exBoomerET> Renouncing citizenship so he can avoid paying taxes on money made from the IPO.
09:42 <Steven> a pretty good fish
09:46 <Ballig> I used too much oil for it to be healthy, but it was delicious
10:20 <Steven> well then he will get deported if he is no longer a citizen of this country.
10:30 <Steven> I made salmon bout a month back
10:49 <Steven> but also, you still have to pay taxes on money made in this country...
10:56 <Steven> salmon, w/ an avacado puree
10:57 <Nocte|Kazour> Lol.
11:00 <Steven> was pretty good.
11:27 <Avatar> delicious > healthy
11:34 <exBoomerET> Nope, that's why he's renouncing his citizenship (not Zuck, but he's a ****tard as well)
11:39 <Nocte|Kazour> Mapping Pokémon stuff is kind of fun.
11:45 <Steven> wonder where he got that sound legal advice.
11:49 <Mort-> I like salmon
11:56 <Mort-> i haven't had it for ages :(
12:01 <exBoomerET> I laughed at his wedding pictures, he looks radiant, and the bride looks miserable.
12:15 <Mort-> Gimmie?
12:30 <exBoomerET> Maybe her shoes were too tight.
13:31 <Steven> I think im gonna make me some steelhead on the upcomming 3rd
14:02 <Ballig> Mort-: ate it
14:18 <Steven> stuff it with some citrus and crab
14:21 <Steven> yeah...
14:26 <Steven> just blow all my spending money for the month
14:45 <Steven> LOLZ! he became a citizen of singapore
14:50 <Steven> sucks to be him.
14:52 <Mort-> :(
14:56 * Nocte|Kazour sighs.... Wonders what names he should give for his Pokémon cities...
15:01 <Mort-> Butter with herbs
15:07 <Mort-> And chilli
15:10 <Novel> Really?
15:10 <Nocte|Kazour> Names are the hardest things to come up with.
15:16 <Novel> They've kept it quite
15:23 <Mort-> Put some button mushrooms on top
15:29 <Mort-> And some pepper
15:42 * Mort- drools sadly
16:01 <Mort-> Oregano. Rosemary basil
16:48 <Steven> yeah, singapore is great if your trying to dodge taxes while making a profit, but totaly raw dogs you if you make a loss.
17:47 <Steven> like in the US there is a capital gains tax, there isnt one in Singapore
18:02 <exBoomerET> I'd like to fly Singapore Air, I hear they have beautiful stewardess'
18:33 <Steven> in the US if you have some Capital loss expenses you can deduct those, singapore says nope we still want tax on money you didnt make. lol
19:40 <Steven> anyways, i hope he does well there.
20:10 <Steven> He makes a lot of money which means he pays people to do stuff, and we all needs those jobs.
57:58 <exBoomerET> and what makes you think those jobs are staying in the US, or does that not matter?
58:17 <Steven> wtf are you talking about mort?
02:23 <Steven> alright im goin to bed!
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09:03 <Woodburger> Hello!
09:31 <exBoomerET> Woodburger! Nice to see you. Saw your post on the Google+ group.
10:42 <Woodburger> Yeah, looking for a game this weekend depending upon my availability. Looks like you guys have a 1-7 going 8pm 5/26 my time. Depending upon what the missus has planned, I should be able to make one of the games
11:14 <exBoomerET> What timezone are you?
11:26 <Woodburger> PST. -7 GMT
11:38 <exBoomerET> Same here, I'm in Northern Cali, you?
11:47 <Woodburger> Yeup, Bay Area
11:59 <exBoomerET> I work in SF, live in San Ramon.
12:22 <Woodburger> For sure man, I work and live in Oakland. I used to live out in Moraga/Orinda.
12:41 <exBoomerET> and yes, there's a game Friday night starting at 8pm. Last Friday we finished around 1am.
13:37 <exBoomerET> Orinda is nice, I used to see the theater sign when I drove the highway back and forth to Hayward from Green Valley. (I used to teach at Heald in Hayward)
14:05 <Woodburger> Oh ok it's Friday. Cool, yeah I might be going to an A's game but we'll see. Orinda is not bad, especially if you have a family etc. 
15:07 <exBoomerET> Not a big A's fan. Times I've gone to games there has been an unpleasant experience, even in the boxes.
15:25 <exBoomerET> Guess it's not a family outing for an A's game these days.
16:29 <exBoomerET> Last time guy behind us, every 10 mins, 'I gotta piss', we left before the 2nd inning.
16:52 <exBoomerET> Time before that, loudmouth yelling something about A-rod, or some other nonsense.
17:20 <exBoomerET> I'm sure that's not the norm, but I'm not willing to shell out the cash to give it another go.
17:44 <exBoomerET> We were sitting on the left field line, 6 rows up, just by the dugout.
17:59 <Mort-> Ah time to head home
18:10 <Mort-> And zz :a
18:10 <Mort-> :d
18:46 <exBoomerET> Anyways, hope to see you Fri. night, will be a good time.
18:46 <exBoomerET> We use just IRC and what's described as a stripped down MapTools, called CA (Combat Assistant)
18:56 <exBoomerET> Works very well, oh, and we also use Skype.
21:41 <Mort-> I'm getting sooo wimpy these days
23:02 <exBoomerET> There's another one Saturday evening it looks like, tier 5-9
25:14 <Woodburger> For sure. I'm going to play around with CA tonight. I only have a lvl 1 char. at the moment. As for baseball games, they aren't great for kids, especially in the bay. 
26:02 <exBoomerET> What do you do in O-town? I work as a Systems Eng. for GAP Inc. Direct (parent to Gap, Old Navy, Banana Republic)
26:42 <Woodburger> I am the head of a mailhouse that processes direct mail campaigns for a web to print company
27:00 <Woodburger> Mainly dealing with the post office and their regulations in regards to bulk mail artwork formatting.
27:37 <Woodburger> How do you like working for GAP?
27:54 <exBoomerET> Damn near best job I've ever had, in fact, it probably is.
28:12 <Woodburger> nice :)
28:13 <exBoomerET> Nice eye-candy, great benefits, recognition for good work, bonus, etc, etc.
28:59 <exBoomerET> Get to work from home when I want (but truthfully, I like it here in the office)
29:23 <Woodburger> Ha, yeah I did some tech support from home and It was awesome for about a week. Then I realized I never stopped working.
29:36 <exBoomerET> hahaha, yup.
29:50 <exBoomerET> Well, got a meeting to go to, chat later. Nice to see you!
30:32 <Woodburger> Later!
30:34 <exBoomerET> Cool, being rescheduled.
30:41 <Woodburger> lol
31:34 <Woodburger> What are the IRC chat commands here? I haven't been in IRC for a while.
31:39 <exBoomerET> I wish they'd make up their mind.
31:48 <exBoomerET> type /nick to change your nick.
31:54 <exBoomerET> type /me to emote
31:59 * exBoomerET looks around
32:06 <exBoomerET> Got the meeting now, jeesh.
32:19 <Woodburger> lol alright
32:35 * Woodburger test
34:47 <Nocte|Kazour> Hmm.
35:06 <Nocte|Kazour> Can't find good enough monster generator for Pathfinder to play around with stuff.
44:55 <Mort-> Blur looks like a nice spell
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15:34 <Mekkis> read RFC1459
15:57 <Ballig> come off it Mekkis
16:12 <Ballig> that's clearly impractical advice
16:28 <exBoomerET> Bah, I prefer RFC1149
48:51 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 26th 1pm (Mekkis, tier 1-7) / Sun 27th 1pm (Avatar, tier 5-9) || All topic times are AEST (UTC+10:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
48:51 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Sat May 19 19:45:47 2012
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49:40 <Mekkis> did Ballig fix dicebot's thing?
49:50 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+7 will save +2 vs enchantment
49:51 <diebot> Mekkis, will save +2 vs enchantment: [1d20=7] 14
51:59 <Mekkis> !roll 1d20+7 will save +2 vs enchantment
52:00 <dicebot> Mekkis, will save +2 vs enchantment: [1d20=5] 14
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07:13 <Mort-> Ah
07:56 <Mort-> Hi boomer
10:20 <BoomerET> Howdy!
10:27 <BoomerET> What's the good word?
10:35 <Mort-> :d
10:37 <BoomerET> I'm playing around w/ d20Pro. 
10:42 <BoomerET> No idea why, bored I guess.
10:45 <Mort-> I got my pay nuts
10:47 <Mort-> Nuts
10:49 <Mort-> Outs
10:53 <Mort-> Urgh
10:56 <BoomerET> It's like a shiny new toy.
11:03 <Mort-> 509 gp richer
11:04 <BoomerET> You get paid for nuts/
11:08 <Mort-> What should i get
11:13 <BoomerET> Oh, Adventure payouts?
11:17 <Mort-> Yeah
11:26 <BoomerET> Boots of Elvenkind?
11:35 <BoomerET> Handy Haversack?
11:40 <Mort-> Uh nice but why would i want to tumble around?
11:59 <Mort-> No money for haversack
12:10 <Mort-> Besides i can more or less carry what i need to
12:10 <BoomerET> Yea, I have 505gp
12:32 <BoomerET> No idea what I should get for this weeks game.
12:49 <Avatar> wand of cure light wounds or infernal healing
12:57 <Mort-> You are a sorc?
13:01 <Mort-> Or what
13:02 <BoomerET> <- Cleric
13:09 <Mort-> Ranged weapon
13:19 <BoomerET> I have a light crossbow
13:22 <Mort-> Reach weapon. Or you can borrow mine.
13:39 <Mort-> I suggest stuff to deal with damage reduction
13:51 <Avatar> at level 1, not much is going to have damage reduction
14:00 <Avatar> something to deal with swarms is good
14:18 <Mort-> Ie my favourite morningstar
14:19 <Mort-> Pwned.
14:19 <Mort-> I need some get out of grapple free
14:35 <Avatar> http://paizo.com/forums/dmtz31ii?Painlords-What-to-Expect-at-a-PFS-Table
14:40 <Avatar> that'll give you some ideas
14:51 <Mort-> Tell me what happened the last time i ran into skeletons
14:56 <Mort-> ><
15:37 <Mort-> Slash what?
15:37 <Mort-> And the gibbering mouther
15:56 <Mort-> Awesome times
16:22 <Mort-> Cool stuff? All my characters bring swarm stuff yet I've only seen a swarm once
17:14 <Mort-> Well at later levels
17:22 <Mort-> Only an arcane type can deal with swarms
17:45 <Mort-> Do you expect the fighter to throw acid flasks?
17:48 <Mort-> ><
20:22 <BoomerET> So, even as a cleric, I should carry a cure light, in case somebody has to give it to me?
20:35 <BoomerET> I'm sorry, carry a cure light potion.
21:13 <Mort-> I should do so
21:26 <Mort-> But I'm a tad lazy
21:35 <Mort-> Probably will buy 1
22:42 <Mort-> So easy to spend money
22:44 <Mort-> :(
23:22 <Mort-> Ok saw a swarm twice
28:56 <BoomerET> Ok, 1 cure light potion, I'm down to 455gp
31:05 <Mort-> Lol
31:14 <Mort-> I might not buy that
31:32 <Mort-> Again i should. Can't even use that clw wand
34:29 <Avatar> yeah you've been lucky to see a swarm only once
34:47 <Avatar> you don't need barrels of alchemical fire, but don't have nothing
39:30 <Mort-> Twice
39:32 <Mort-> Anyway.
15:21 <Novel> They've kept it quite
16:53 <Steven> yeah, singapore is great if your trying to dodge taxes while making a profit, but totaly raw dogs you if you make a loss.
17:51 <Steven> like in the US there is a capital gains tax, there isnt one in Singapore
18:06 <exBoomerET> I'd like to fly Singapore Air, I hear they have beautiful stewardess'
18:37 <Steven> in the US if you have some Capital loss expenses you can deduct those, singapore says nope we still want tax on money you didnt make. lol
19:44 <Steven> anyways, i hope he does well there.
20:15 <Steven> He makes a lot of money which means he pays people to do stuff, and we all needs those jobs.
45:37 <Steven> theres no reason not to have at least 5 alchemical fire/acid flasks for as cheap as they are
51:31 <BoomerET> I think I took 3
52:02 <Avatar> 3 is fine
52:11 <Avatar> if other people in your party have them as well, you're laughing
52:23 <Avatar> not to mention any you might find in the scenario
58:03 <exBoomerET> and what makes you think those jobs are staying in the US, or does that not matter?
58:39 <MekkisScreen> .
58:58 <MekkisScreen> BoomerET: I wouldn't: I'd carry a cure moderate
59:21 <BoomerET> A bit hard, considering I'm 1st level.
59:37 <MekkisScreen> at first I wouldn't bother with either: wand should be enough
00:41 * Mort- splats on the floor
06:40 * Mort- is not buying any acid flasks or alchemist fire
07:44 <Steven> why not mort?
08:00 <Steven> is it because you can cast a spell that does the same thing?
09:08 <Woodburger> Hello!
09:24 <BoomerET> Time for bed, nitey nite!
09:30 <Steven> night
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09:36 <exBoomerET> Woodburger! Nice to see you. Saw your post on the Google+ group.
10:46 <Woodburger> Yeah, looking for a game this weekend depending upon my availability. Looks like you guys have a 1-7 going 8pm 5/26 my time. Depending upon what the missus has planned, I should be able to make one of the games
10:59 <Steven> because we all know you will never run out of spells or venture into any place where theres an antimagic field, or get silenced, or have spell failure chance.  
11:19 <exBoomerET> What timezone are you?
11:30 <Woodburger> PST. -7 GMT
11:42 <exBoomerET> Same here, I'm in Northern Cali, you?
11:51 <Woodburger> Yeup, Bay Area
11:52 <Mort-> Lol
12:03 <exBoomerET> I work in SF, live in San Ramon.
12:17 <Mort-> That's an idea. Spell that does the same thing
12:26 <Woodburger> For sure man, I work and live in Oakland. I used to live out in Moraga/Orinda.
12:45 <exBoomerET> and yes, there's a game Friday night starting at 8pm. Last Friday we finished around 1am.
13:01 <Steven> but in the unlikely chance you do, perhaps you should pick up the very expensive Acid flask(10g) and Alchemists Fire(20g)...
13:20 <Avatar> You've been through the dungeon on a pony with no name.
13:41 <exBoomerET> Orinda is nice, I used to see the theater sign when I drove the highway back and forth to Hayward from Green Valley. (I used to teach at Heald in Hayward)
14:09 <Woodburger> Oh ok it's Friday. Cool, yeah I might be going to an A's game but we'll see. Orinda is not bad, especially if you have a family etc. 
15:11 <exBoomerET> Not a big A's fan. Times I've gone to games there has been an unpleasant experience, even in the boxes.
15:29 <exBoomerET> Guess it's not a family outing for an A's game these days.
16:10 <Steven> I really suggest picking some up mort... really really really really really really really suggest picking up at least 1 of each
16:12 <Mort-> Alchemist fire is 50 gp
16:18 <Mort-> Expensive as heck
16:22 <Mort-> I wouldn't ^^
16:33 <exBoomerET> Last time guy behind us, every 10 mins, 'I gotta piss', we left before the 2nd inning.
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16:56 <exBoomerET> Time before that, loudmouth yelling something about A-rod, or some other nonsense.
17:03 <Steven> Alchemist's Fire (1 flask) [Alchemical Power Component]	20 gp	1 lb.
17:24 <exBoomerET> I'm sure that's not the norm, but I'm not willing to shell out the cash to give it another go.
17:48 <exBoomerET> We were sitting on the left field line, 6 rows up, just by the dugout.
18:50 <exBoomerET> Anyways, hope to see you Fri. night, will be a good time.
18:50 <exBoomerET> We use just IRC and what's described as a stripped down MapTools, called CA (Combat Assistant)
19:01 <exBoomerET> Works very well, oh, and we also use Skype.
20:32 <Steven> every character should have a way to deal with flying, swarms, damage reduction, invisibility by level 3.
21:09 <Steven> and if you can buy it in a way someone else can use it as well all the better.
21:17 <Steven> anyways, going to go make some dinner, have fun.
22:51 <Mort-> Hm
22:59 <Mort-> Maybe they changed it
23:06 <exBoomerET> There's another one Saturday evening it looks like, tier 5-9
25:18 <Woodburger> For sure. I'm going to play around with CA tonight. I only have a lvl 1 char. at the moment. As for baseball games, they aren't great for kids, especially in the bay. 
26:06 <exBoomerET> What do you do in O-town? I work as a Systems Eng. for GAP Inc. Direct (parent to Gap, Old Navy, Banana Republic)
26:47 <Woodburger> I am the head of a mailhouse that processes direct mail campaigns for a web to print company
27:04 <Woodburger> Mainly dealing with the post office and their regulations in regards to bulk mail artwork formatting.
27:42 <Woodburger> How do you like working for GAP?
27:58 <exBoomerET> Damn near best job I've ever had, in fact, it probably is.
28:16 <Woodburger> nice :)
28:17 <exBoomerET> Nice eye-candy, great benefits, recognition for good work, bonus, etc, etc.
29:03 <exBoomerET> Get to work from home when I want (but truthfully, I like it here in the office)
29:27 <Woodburger> Ha, yeah I did some tech support from home and It was awesome for about a week. Then I realized I never stopped working.
29:40 <exBoomerET> hahaha, yup.
29:55 <exBoomerET> Well, got a meeting to go to, chat later. Nice to see you!
30:36 <Woodburger> Later!
30:38 <exBoomerET> Cool, being rescheduled.
30:45 <Woodburger> lol
31:38 <Woodburger> What are the IRC chat commands here? I haven't been in IRC for a while.
31:43 <exBoomerET> I wish they'd make up their mind.
31:53 <exBoomerET> type /nick to change your nick.
31:59 <exBoomerET> type /me to emote
32:03 * exBoomerET looks around
32:11 <exBoomerET> Got the meeting now, jeesh.
32:23 <Woodburger> lol alright
32:39 * Woodburger test
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36:57 <Steven> been that way for a year or two now at the least
37:04 <Steven> cause thats how old my copy of core is
37:15 <Nocte|Kazour> Of core what? o.o
37:36 <Steven> went in the kitchen to find my room mates making dinner...
37:43 <Steven> talk about a rare occurance.
37:47 <Steven> freaked me out
38:04 <Nocte|Kazour> Wait... They don't cook?
38:07 <Steven> the food sadly was bland cause they dont like spice.
38:19 <Steven> not usually, because they suck as cooks
38:24 <Nocte|Kazour> Heh.
38:35 <Steven> im the best cook in the house, so they agreed ide cook dinner most days
38:40 <Nocte|Kazour> I can relate, I wouldn't be able to cook normal food stuff.
39:04 <Nocte|Kazour> The way I would live alone would be like this. Every day = Fast food.
39:10 <Nocte|Kazour> Heh.
39:29 <Steven> Yeah i was going in to make some beer chicken
39:41 <Nocte|Kazour> Or some food I can easily prepare.
40:01 <Nocte|Kazour> Never really learned to cook. I never learned anything useful in school. o.o
40:03 <Steven> to find they had already boiled the chicken, picked it clean and made chicken and rice w/ cream of mushroom soup.
40:13 <Steven> like i said, bland
40:23 <Steven> but its filling i guess.
40:34 <Nocte|Kazour> Anyone learned something useful in school?
40:35 <Steven> messaging sam right now telling her to pick something up for herself
40:43 <Steven> I learned many usefull things in college
40:54 <Nocte|Kazour> In highschool I mean...
40:56 <Steven> and in highschool i was taught math
41:20 <Steven> which i have a natural aptitude for
41:22 <Nocte|Kazour> I learned more math at home rather than in school.
41:39 <Steven> the teacher always used to make up wierd problems for me to do during class/homework
15:39 <Mekkis> read RFC1459
16:02 <Ballig> come off it Mekkis
16:17 <Ballig> that's clearly impractical advice
16:33 <exBoomerET> Bah, I prefer RFC1149
35:11 <Woodburger> Avian carriers?
45:39 <exBoomerET> Pidgeons carrying data packets
46:13 <exBoomerET> You know, tie little bundles of paper to their legs.
48:43 <Woodburger> lol
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52:16 <Woodburger> Hey boomer, when you guys play on CA does it have a /roll command or do you use diebot?
52:37 <exBoomerET> diebot
52:45 <exBoomerET> !roll 1d20+2 Attack:
52:46 <dicebot> exBoomerET, Attack:: [1d20=5] 7
52:47 <Woodburger> What are the commands?
52:49 <Woodburger> ah
52:52 <Woodburger> I see
53:05 <exBoomerET> Or, if you want to send to somebody privately (like GM?)
53:20 <exBoomerET> !roll 1d8+3 @Woodburger
53:27 <exBoomerET> Did that send the results to you?
53:35 <Woodburger> yes it did
54:03 <exBoomerET> Have you used any other VTT's, I haven't, but I've bought Fantasy Grounds II and d20Pro
54:18 <exBoomerET> Just to cover any base should the occasion present itself.
54:31 <exBoomerET> and installed TTopRPG, MapTools.
54:50 <Woodburger> My first online game ever was on maptools 87 just this last weekend.
56:35 <Woodburger> I haven't had any time to really explore what it can do yet. Which do you like best?
57:20 <exBoomerET> I don't have an opinion yet, as I've only ever played a game w/ CA. Last Friday was the first time I've played an RPG in about 12yrs.
12:26 <exBoomerET> How was the experience w/ MapTools? CA seemed decent enough, GM would move our tokens after we IRC'd where we wanted to move.
12:55 <exBoomerET> Showed area of effect for spells, etc.
14:32 <Woodburger> Ah we could move our selves. rolls were done in the built in chat function as was RP and we did metagaming/out of character talk through skype.
17:18 <exBoomerET> Was it PFS or just PF?
18:13 <Woodburger> PFS
19:28 <exBoomerET> That seems quite popular, although I had a hard time finding a game until I found the Google+ group that pointed me here.
21:59 <exBoomerET> Seemed like lots of East Coast games, that wanted to play weeknights. That doesn't work for me.
24:13 <Woodburger> Either myself or my friends don't have time to play IRL or we can't make our schedules meet so I started looking for groups online in the bay then fell across people playing online. I never through about it before but it makes sense. 
27:43 <exBoomerET> There is a store in Concord, Black Diamond Games, that has PFS on Tuesday nights.
28:01 <exBoomerET> But I don't get home until 7, and they start at 6.
28:11 <Woodburger> Is that the one with the East Bay pinball league? I used to live out there and I would go every wed. for pinball nightws
28:30 <Woodburger> There are a bunch of groups in Oak, but not many that are looking to let a brand new player join
29:05 <exBoomerET> No idea, never been there, was hoping to check it out this weekend.
29:28 <exBoomerET> Only problem, seems all they have on weekends is frakin' card games. Not a big M:TG or Pokemon fan.
32:19 <Woodburger> I have noticed most stores reserve more time for M:TG style card games or miniatures. Probably because the play time is less than 4 hours.
32:19 <Woodburger> Unless you're doing D&D encounters
54:37 <Mort-> Morning wow
54:43 <Mort-> What happened?
55:47 <Mort-> And hi woodburger
56:06 * Mort- rubs sleep out of her eyes and waves at him
56:35 <Mort-> Hi boomeret too
58:00 <Mort-> And about mtg. Well i played it. Maybe 12 years back or so
10:23 <Woodburger> Hello
12:17 * Mort- steals woodburgers ale flask and runs off
12:21 <Mort-> :p
12:39 <Woodburger> Son of a...
12:52 <Woodburger> I need my ale during a battle!
13:25 <Mort-> Remember me :)
13:39 <Woodburger> I do. How's it going.
13:53 <Mort-> Waiting for cashouts.
13:57 <Mort-> Then shopping again
14:00 <Mort-> : s
14:15 <Mort-> Wtb. Anti plague. Anti venom
14:24 <Mort-> Spell that must not be named.
15:07 <Mort-> Maybe a healers kit.
15:12 <Mort-> Leeching kit
16:53 <Woodburger> I need a better weapon. I don't have my book in front of me but can a lvl1 just purchase a +1 sword?
17:00 <Woodburger> or something better than a longsword?
17:05 <Mort-> Yeah you can. For 2000 gp
17:12 <Woodburger> pthtbthththth
17:12 <Mort-> I suggest masterwork
17:27 <Mort-> 300 gp for a +1 attack bonus
17:34 <Mort-> No damage bonus though
17:42 <Mort-> First. Do you have range weapons?
17:48 <Woodburger> Shortbow
17:54 <Mort-> Pass.
18:05 <Mort-> What do you do if you see a skeleton?
18:14 <exBoomerET> Me likey lite crossbow
18:22 <exBoomerET> Crush him.
18:33 <Mort-> If you can use martial weapons i suggest bow
18:40 <Mort-> Otherwise xbow is fine
18:52 <Mort-> Asking woodburger.
19:14 <Mort-> He is a fighter. He should think about weapons.
19:17 <Mort-> :d
19:46 <Mort-> Personally i think long swords are fine. I can't even use a long sword
20:46 <Mort-> Not that i mind overly much.
24:06 <Woodburger> Ok so longswords are fine, but I should switch to bow. Why? 
24:15 <Woodburger> I don't have my book infront of me so I cannot look it up
24:23 <Mort-> No
24:31 <Mort-> You don't have to switch to a bow
24:47 <Mort-> Remember flying helmets the last time?
24:56 <Woodburger> Yes I do
24:57 <Mort-> Sometimes things don't want to come down
25:07 <Mort-> And yell rude things  at you up in the air
25:20 <Mort-> For that you take out your bow and shoot em down
25:30 <Woodburger> Is a sort bow have a different dmg die compared to a regular bow or xbow?
26:05 <Mort-> Xbow its a move action
26:10 <Mort-> Or full round action
26:18 <Mort-> Depending on type of crossbow
26:21 <Mort-> To reload
26:33 <Mort-> Bows are free action reload
26:46 <Woodburger> I see
26:49 <Woodburger> brb, work
26:56 <Mort-> The move action or full round action could be a pain.
27:06 <Mort-> Slings too.
45:07 <MekkisScreen> I suggest to avoid crossbows
46:36 <Mort-> Some classes have no choice
46:40 <Mort-> Simple weapons only
47:05 <Mort-> Sling puts you in the same spot
53:36 <Woodburger> Yeah I think i'll stick with the s.bow then. It's not terrible. I'll get some gp and hopfully buy something. 
56:21 <Steven> what class?
56:37 <Woodburger> fighter
57:00 <Steven> str?
57:05 <Steven> or dex build?
57:21 * Woodburger shrugs
57:23 <Woodburger> I am super new
57:40 <Steven> two weapons, one weapon shield, two handed weapon
57:49 <Steven> prefered mode of wielding?
58:06 <Woodburger> 1 weap with heavy wooden shield.
58:12 <Woodburger> longsword
58:18 <Steven> so you will have some str then
58:22 <Steven> get a composite long bow
58:37 <Steven> when you can upgrade it
59:04 <Woodburger> ok cool, i'll check it out when I get off work
59:54 <Steven> it will let you add your str bonus to damage rolls up to whatever +composite rating you allow when you buy the bow
00:46 <Steven> so if you have a +4 str rating and dump 800g, you can get a Masterwork Composite longbow which will get you a +1 to hit and allow you to roll 1d8+4 damage
01:12 <Steven> which is decent when things are not in your striking distance of your longsword
01:27 <Steven> I have to go afk for half an hour to fourty five minutes
01:30 <Steven> mekkis...
01:33 <Steven> keep it real homie.
02:52 <Woodburger> Nice, thanks for the tip!
15:35 <Woodburger> ok I have 45 minutes till I'm off work. It's time to do all the stuff I put off all day. See you around.
16:18 <exBoomerET> Wait, you wait until the last 45mins of work to actually do the work you were supposed to do all day?
16:26 <exBoomerET> Crap, I've been doing it wrong then.
16:52 <exBoomerET> I spend 5 mins every hour doing the work I'm supposed to do.
17:15 <exBoomerET> So, if that holds true, I'm working 5 mins less than Woody :)
42:01 <Mort-> Lol
42:34 <Mort-> You guys are nuts
44:23 <Mort-> I actually spend my time at work working
17:20 <N2H4> Madness.
26:31 <Steven> such a paladin.
26:41 <Steven> always doing whats expected of you.
26:58 <Steven> now she'll come back with how one time she J-walked
27:06 <Steven> you rebel!
37:38 <N2H4> lol. the audacity!
45:51 <N2H4> I encountered a durian for the first time in my life today. It feels like you could make a worthwhile flail out of one.
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08:57 <Mekkis> DING!
09:02 <Mekkis> Mytiazair hit 10th!
09:05 <Mort-> Lol
09:09 <Mort-> Grats
09:57 <Mekkis> Nocte|Kazour, the most damage I've dealt was actually from Tank Commander Heinreich Jäger
10:25 <Mekkis> 600 + 0.5*50d6 force damage
12:30 <Mekkis> where's Brunius
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14:21 <Mort-> Yeah he is nuts :p
14:23 <Mort-> Not around
14:33 <Mort-> But i like bairaq :d
14:41 <Mort-> Pallies are awesome now
17:38 <Mekkis> they are
17:55 <Mekkis> although there is one who was on my table last sunday
18:02 <Mekkis> she pissed me off
18:20 <Mekkis> oh, and Staff of Stealth - Great!
18:56 <Mort-> Lol
19:18 <Mort-> Pallies are awesome and I'm going to be best friends with them ^^
20:08 <Mort-> The greatest joke would be if i turned into a pally myself some day ^^
20:39 <Mekkis> wow
20:45 <Mekkis> my fort save went up one!
20:56 <Nocte|Kazour> O.o
20:59 <Nocte|Kazour> 50d6?
21:02 <Nocte|Kazour> The hell?
21:12 <Nocte|Kazour> You are crazy Mekkis.
21:23 <Nocte|Kazour> Imagine if you needed to roll all those dice in real life.
21:25 <Nocte|Kazour> :p
21:36 <Mekkis> Nocte|Kazour, Maximised, Empowered, Chained wings of flurry
21:44 <Mekkis> at CL25
24:05 <Nocte|Kazour> How long did it take to get to that level, or did you already start at high level?
26:59 <Mekkis> that was a "start at 20th, and powergame your character thing"
27:41 <Nocte|Kazour>  Powergaming.. Lol.
27:49 <Nocte|Kazour> Must've been a fun campaign.
27:59 <Nocte|Kazour> What was the story in it?
28:14 <Mekkis> you're in an arena: the DM throws encounters at you
28:43 <Nocte|Kazour> Oh, so gladiator game?
28:58 <Nocte|Kazour> Would be fun to try out a campaign like that.
29:18 <Mekkis> I created another character designed to do 36d6+1680 damage on the first hit, but never played him
29:32 <Nocte|Kazour> O.o
29:43 <Nocte|Kazour> Crazy man.
29:45 <Mort-> Lol
29:47 <Nocte|Kazour> Very crazy.
29:57 <Nocte|Kazour> 1680 = One hit kill everything.
29:59 <Mort-> Too many splat books
30:04 <Mort-> For mekkis
30:14 <Mort-> And an active imagination
30:15 <Nocte|Kazour> And was this in Pathfinder+
30:16 <Nocte|Kazour> ?*
30:25 <Mort-> I hope to be able to see things like him one day :p
30:28 <Mekkis> Mort-, that particular one was in 3.5, with three splatbooks
30:39 <Nocte|Kazour> What were the books?
30:53 <Mort-> Sorry. I can't even cheese myself even if i tried
30:58 <Mekkis> Savage Species, Miniatures Handbook and Book of Exalted Deeds
31:14 <Mort-> Look on the bright side. At least my characters are useful in some fashion or another :p
31:20 <Nocte|Kazour> Miniatures Handbook has stuff more than miniatures?
31:37 <Nocte|Kazour> Or not @ Mort.
31:42 <Mort-> An armored hulk might have walked out of there
31:44 <Mort-> They are
32:03 <Mort-> Believe me. I don't create my characters to sit around and do nothing
32:05 <Nocte|Kazour> What would you guys play in an evil campaign?
32:08 <Mort-> We always do something.
32:20 <Mort-> Because being good is boring
32:32 <Mort-> Let the dark side out ^^
32:46 <Mekkis> Nocte|Kazour, not sure: depends what level
32:48 <Nocte|Kazour> I would play an undead of some sort or Antipaladin.
32:52 <Mekkis> and setting
33:00 <Nocte|Kazour> say around 6-9 levels
33:28 <Nocte|Kazour> And setting your general fantasy world.
34:35 <Mort-> Id be one happy monster
34:37 <Mort-> Seriously
34:49 <Nocte|Kazour> What monster would you play?
34:56 <Mekkis> possibly an ecoterrorist
35:07 <Nocte|Kazour> Ecoterrorist?
35:08 <Mort-> A monster. With 4 legs. And claws
35:16 <Nocte|Kazour> And this would be Pathfinder.
35:20 <Mort-> And a bite
35:41 <Mort-> Or i could play a level 7 grull :)
35:48 <Nocte|Kazour> Grull?
35:49 <Mort-> Only this time the dark side
35:52 <Mort-> Yeah
36:00 <Mort-> Grull on level 7
36:19 <Mort-> I think a little more cha- might drop dex some
36:27 <Mort-> My ranger
36:31 <Mekkis> that sort of thing is a lot easier in 3.5 :S
36:32 <Nocte|Kazour> I don't see it in Bestiary.
36:34 <Mort-> Could be interestig too
36:41 <Mort-> Its my ranger form
36:47 <Nocte|Kazour> Oh.
36:48 <Mort-> Except at level 7
36:58 <Nocte|Kazour> So 7th level Ranger?
37:06 <Mort-> Not exactly 
37:08 <Mort-> i would dip
37:14 <Mort-> And get a wolf companion
37:34 <Mort-> If i had feats for it i would take boon companion as well
37:42 <Mort-> Not sure how that would work in full
37:51 <Mekkis> it's mort's big stupid fighter
37:55 <Mort-> Yeah
37:58 <Mort-> :)
38:07 <Mort-> Put brains in one coroner
38:09 <Mort-> Corner
38:16 <Mort-> And swing double axe
38:23 <Mekkis> what is it with people and playing big stupid fighters
38:29 <Mort-> Or kalara at 7 could be interesting too
38:32 <Mort-> ^^
38:49 <Mort-> Hexcrafter powers in full. With an improved familiar :)
38:58 <Mekkis> I might change Deceased's alignment and play him
39:06 <Mort-> Hey. Most of my characters aren't dumb
39:14 <Mort-> Lol
39:17 <Mort-> Le :)
39:36 <Mort-> Mort and xyn can't do evil campaigns
39:49 <Mort-> Should i bring a healers kit mek?
39:54 <Mort-> Or a pot of clw?
40:00 <Mekkis> neither
40:03 <Mort-> Its so expensive
40:04 <Mort-> Lol
40:12 <Mort-> Worst case its the umd ^^
40:44 <Mort-> But you have to consider i can't use the clw wand 
40:50 <Nocte|Kazour> Double axe?
40:52 <Nocte|Kazour> O.o
41:02 <Nocte|Kazour> There's such thing?
41:09 <Nocte|Kazour> Oh right sorry.
41:10 <Mort-> That's grull for you
41:17 <Mort-> Oh yes a double axe
41:38 <Nocte|Kazour> Was thinking of the axe with two blades, one on the top and one on the bottom.
41:45 <Mort-> Lol
41:48 <Mort-> But its ok.
41:48 <Nocte|Kazour> So yeh.
42:00 <Nocte|Kazour> Anyone seen double club?
42:16 <Mort-> Ok. No healers kit. No clw pot
42:19 <Mort-> Nope
42:34 <Mort-> There is a gnome hooked hammer though
42:41 <Nocte|Kazour> Heh.
43:03 <Mort-> But mek. You do think that anti plague and anti venom is a good idea right?
44:23 <Mort-> I'm perpetually broke
47:55 <Mekkis> not antiplague
48:02 <Mekkis> antitoxin yes
48:59 <Mekkis> http://paizo.com/products/btpy8rce?Pathfinder-Campaign-Setting-Paths-of-Prestige
49:01 <Mekkis> can't wait!
54:57 <Mort-> I want to be a mammoth rider!
55:03 * Mort- squeals
03:26 <Nocte|Kazour> Just made a map in GIMP.
03:31 <Nocte|Kazour> Quite easy to do.
06:38 <Nocte|Kazour> http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/z402/Nocte32/KingdomofRhan-Verax.png here it is.
08:18 <Mekkis> too much green
08:26 <Mekkis> but other than that, pretty good
08:48 <Nocte|Kazour> Could use that as Pathfinder campaign setting.
09:20 <Nocte|Kazour> Mammoth rider?
09:21 <Nocte|Kazour> O.o
09:23 <Nocte|Kazour> Holy...
14:56 <Nocte|Kazour> Ok...
15:06 <Nocte|Kazour> I am going to work on that campaign setting..
15:27 <Mekkis> Paizo Employee James Jacobs (Creative Director) Mar 3, 2012, 04:52 AM 
15:29 <Mekkis> At this point, if we can't pull off a book of prestige classes that are flavorful and well balanced and fun without needing a hardcover's level of work and playtest and refinement and extra TLC... we might as well just print novels is my opinion.
15:52 <Nocte|Kazour> Why not print novels of Pathfinder?
15:57 <Nocte|Kazour> :P
16:02 <Mekkis> they do
16:19 <Nocte|Kazour> I must see those books.
16:32 <Nocte|Kazour> And wasn't there supposed to be a comic also?
16:40 <Mekkis> Prince of Wolves is good
16:54 <Nocte|Kazour> Can you give me a link to a list of them?
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17:09 <Nocte|Kazour> Prince of Wolves sounds like werewolf stuff.
17:10 <Mekkis> http://paizo.com/pathfinder/tales
28:26 <Mort-> Should i learn enlarge person?
28:34 <Mort-> I'm thinking of scrolling it
30:14 <Mekkis> that's a good question
30:29 <Mekkis> I have three summoners, two know it
30:35 <Mekkis> the third wishes he did
30:37 <Mort-> What?
30:48 <Mort-> Where did you find one hydra
30:50 <Mort-> Thinking of learning prot from evil instead
31:02 <Mort-> My entire career has nothing to do with enlarge
31:34 <Mekkis> where did I leave my passport?
31:53 <Mort-> Where you flying
31:55 <Mort-> Actually i jay walk most of the time
31:58 <Mekkis> nowhere
31:59 <Nocte|Kazour> Lol...
32:04 <Mekkis> I need to prove my citizenship
32:13 <Mort-> It saves time
32:13 <Nocte|Kazour> The Prince of Wolve's cover werewolf looks like Balverine.
32:29 <Mekkis> it's a good book
32:39 <Nocte|Kazour> You know Fable right?
32:57 <Mort-> And yes on the durian. Its absolutely fabulous as a weapon
33:20 <Mekkis> ah
33:22 <Mekkis> now I remember
33:25 <Mort-> I should really try to hit someone over the head with a carrot
33:28 <Mekkis> it's in my suit jacket pocket
35:28 <Mort-> Lol
35:45 <Mort-> Proove your citizenship indeed
35:55 <Mekkis> strange: departed Australia, arrived Frankfurt, visa for Germany, departed from netherlands by boat, visa for UK, departed from France by plane. No further information
36:05 <Mekkis> what am I doing in Australia?
37:04 <Mort-> Lol you studied there?
37:17 <Mort-> But aren't you a travelling sort
37:26 <Mekkis> oh
37:33 <Mekkis> and entered Sweden my plane
38:23 <Mekkis> so no record of arriving in UK, departing from UK, or arriving at AU
38:28 <Nocte|Kazour> Hmm..
38:37 <Nocte|Kazour> I think I got another campaign idea.
38:51 <Nocte|Kazour> Brainstorming campaign ideas is fun.
38:53 <Mekkis> I've got one I want to try out
38:56 <Mekkis> still
39:05 <Nocte|Kazour> And that is?
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