// #d&d — 2012-05-28
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00:02:01 <exBoomerET> We had a guy (a-ganger) who would keep talking to you after you left the compartment.
00:02:33 <exBoomerET> You'd dog the hatch behind you, and you could still hear him saying something.
00:11:36 <Steven> le sigh.... 4 kills no plan for staff
00:12:28 <Mekkis> Steven, grind is great!
00:12:35 <Steven> INDEED!
00:22:44 <Mort-> Uh you guys have a particular attitude to your bosses it seems
00:22:54 * Mort- tail is droopy
00:24:45 <Steven> 8 kills
00:28:40 <Steven> oh my god, its 730am... what the hell am i doing awake..
00:29:09 <Steven> one more try on this boss
00:29:15 <Mort-> Anyway. Probably just a bad day.
00:29:55 <Avatar> sam's gonna have a go at you
00:32:52 <Avatar> don't worry, you don't have really have a droopy tail since you don't have a tail
00:32:56 <Steven> hopefully she has a go at my nuts, make up sex is the best!
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00:33:43 <Avatar> classy
00:33:56 <Steven> you know it!
00:34:27 <Steven> Its why when i go to strip clubs i give out two dollar bills instead of dollar bills... bitches love two dollar bills.
00:34:41 <Avatar> it's actually not classy
00:34:49 <Avatar> I'm not sure if you caught the sarcasm
00:35:00 <Steven> im not sure you caught my return sarcasm
00:35:06 <Novel> :L
00:35:09 <Avatar> I didn't :P
00:35:26 <Steven> we rock avatar...
00:35:28 <Novel> I'm laughing so hard my back aches :L
00:36:27 <Steven> UGH! sam doesnt want to sleep yet, shes just being stubborn right now
00:36:32 <Steven> ive seen her yawning like mad
00:37:32 <Mort-> But yeah just feeling down now
00:40:10 <Steven> well, im going back to d3 for another one or two tries, then im just gonna go pass out and risk being woken up
00:53:07 <Steven> yay i got it!
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01:43:19 <Mekkis> firewalls are annoying
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01:55:49 <BoomerET> I see step 2 being played next week, can you do that without playing Step 1?
01:55:56 <Avatar> yep
01:56:01 <Avatar> first steps
01:56:03 <Avatar> not step
01:58:11 <Mort-> Lots of anti gnome in the forums ^^
01:58:16 <Mort-> I like :)
02:08:29 <Mekkis> it's bad
02:10:26 <BoomerET> First Steps, that's right.
02:10:56 <BoomerET> So, I haven't played First Steps, Part 1, can I still play Part 2 next week?
02:11:15 <BoomerET> Or was the 'yep', already my answer :)
02:13:31 <Mort-> :d
02:13:52 <Mort-> paizo.com/forums/dmtz39kp?Why-are-Gnomes-so-awful#0
02:13:59 <Mort-> Awesome ^^
02:14:04 <Avatar> yeah you almost never have to play a seriers of scenarios in order
02:14:27 <Avatar> there's an exception where a chronicle sheet might award you a boon if you play them in order
02:14:28 <Avatar> that's rare though
02:14:54 <Mort-> As you can see. I roll no gnomes!
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02:25:11 <BoomerET> I'd like to think I played just a bit better than my first game last week.
02:25:25 <BoomerET> More in-tune w/ what a Cleric is capable of.
02:26:59 <BoomerET> Maybe now I can start reading APG and UM.
02:35:22 <Steven> ahhhhh yes, good ole Chris, ruining Faction missions at Palouse Games since August 2011
02:35:34 <Brunius> sounds fun
02:35:39 <Brunius> avatar, you around?
02:35:51 <Steven> yes, he got himself a brand new feather for his hat at the cost of 1 prestige/fame for me
02:35:58 <Brunius> huzzah
02:36:04 <Avatar> yeah
02:36:11 <Brunius> what'd you think of dayz?
02:36:17 <Avatar> I die a lot
02:36:28 <Brunius> are you running everywhere?
02:36:37 <Avatar> what do you mean
02:36:46 <Brunius> are you running everywhere full tilt?
02:36:52 <Avatar> no not really
02:36:56 <Avatar> I do try to find shit
02:36:58 <Brunius> That's fine further out of towns, but once you get into them, you have to crouch walk
02:37:06 <Avatar> oh, no
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02:46:18 <Brunius> Prepare for crappy poetry dump
02:46:21 <Brunius> in 3
02:46:24 <Brunius> 2
02:46:27 <Brunius> 1
02:46:30 <Brunius> I hate poetry
02:46:33 <Brunius> The way the Jedi hate the Sith
02:46:36 <Brunius> A constant battle, but necessary
02:46:39 <Brunius> I hate poetry
02:46:42 <Brunius> The way Red hate Blue
02:46:45 <Brunius> The only reason they're here
02:46:48 <Brunius> I hate poetry
02:46:51 <Brunius> The way the Combine hate Freeman
02:46:54 <Brunius> The reason they're employed
02:46:57 <Brunius> I hate poetry
02:47:00 <Brunius> The way the Joker hates Batman
02:47:03 <Brunius> An eternal nemesis
02:47:06 <Brunius> And the more poetry I hear
02:47:09 <Brunius> The more I hate it
02:47:12 <Brunius> And the more I write it
02:47:15 <Brunius> Here I am.
02:48:02 <Steven> I agree...
02:48:15 <Brunius> It's for school.
02:48:18 <Brunius> Don't judge me.
02:48:27 <Steven> but im really good at it
02:55:41 <Brunius> I like writing background for Kusuma
02:55:50 <Brunius> But I haven't even got my stats figured out yet...
03:02:04 <Steven> Folnor has 16k again.... whatcha all think.... buy something new?
03:02:19 <Steven> also, he is level 10 now
03:02:38 <exBoomerET> I think you'll like my poetry...
03:02:44 <exBoomerET> To think that I have never bit...
03:02:49 <exBoomerET> A thing so lovely as a tit.
03:03:00 <exBoomerET> So commonly referred as 'teet',
03:03:06 <exBoomerET> They are so very sweet...
03:03:17 <exBoomerET> Poetry is pure bullshit, but only God can make a tit.
03:03:29 * Steven facepalms
03:03:30 <Hydrazine> There once was a DM named Dink.
03:03:35 <Hydrazine> Who had trouble with holding his drink.
03:03:39 <Hydrazine> While taking a piss
03:03:43 <Hydrazine> rolled critical miss.
03:03:48 <Hydrazine> and drained it right into the sink.
03:04:46 <Steven> Lets not make this into a horrible poetry jam please
03:05:04 <Hydrazine> I like boomer's.
03:05:15 <Hydrazine> I think its your turn, Steve.
03:05:23 <Hydrazine> Show us some not fail poetry then.
03:06:06 <Steven> i dunno if you could handle it... or more to the point, if i could find any
03:06:24 <Brunius> I'm sure you can find some
03:07:12 <Steven> give me a few minutes ill write something up.
03:07:27 <Steven> any specific topic you want it to be on>
03:07:33 <Hydrazine> Nerd it up bro.
03:07:37 <exBoomerET> Mountain men, mountain men, mean sons of bitches, scratch their ass with a piec of glass and laugh because it itches.
03:08:07 <Brunius> write it about pfs
03:08:08 <exBoomerET> Robin hood, robin hood, bookin' through the grass, little john, little john, shot him in the ass.
03:08:10 <Brunius> :D
03:08:13 <Hydrazine> the bear the bear all black and brown and covered in hair...
03:08:57 <exBoomerET> People who write on bathroom walls, roll their shit in little balls. People who read these words of wit, eat those little balls of shit.
03:10:14 <Steven> ok sorry im back, what did you guys want me to write on?
03:11:27 <exBoomerET> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6144RV4c-9w
03:12:10 <exBoomerET> You need to write a paper on the political, social and geometric ramifications of Snow White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Men
03:12:38 <exBoomerET> Or this one is easier: Define Universe, and give three examples.
03:12:41 <Hydrazine> I was saying nerd it up. tabletop of video game geekery.
03:12:58 <Steven> ide rather blow your fathers after they get done gang raping a small pony...
03:14:16 <exBoomerET> One of my favorite songs... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJo0MT3wDBs
03:18:15 <exBoomerET> Another classic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k
03:19:12 <Steven> Wish i could find my old man poem... thing was totaly bad ass
03:19:30 <Steven> very pink floyd
03:19:46 <Steven> its not on my backup CD though
03:19:50 <Steven> so i think its probably lost
03:30:15 * Mort- laughs
03:30:56 <Mort-> For pfs id just go roses and red. Violets are blue. I fell into the pit and so did you too!
03:31:14 <Mort-> After a create pit catches you and your buddy
03:34:24 <Mort-> Anyway another one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Gnom- punting is fun and you should join me at it too!
03:34:43 <Steven> okay
03:34:48 <Steven> got something
03:34:50 <Steven> Gnarled fingers reaching ever to the sky
03:34:51 <Steven> Sleeping soundly, stiring not even in spring
03:34:51 <Steven> Bald as the children turned old men,
03:34:51 <Steven> though they dont remember the joy of his company
03:34:51 <Steven> generation to generation and always standing vigil
03:34:51 <Steven> Tattoos of eternal love carved and forgotton
03:34:51 <Steven> Pleased to be left alone
03:34:51 <Steven> to fade and wither with the last seasons left
03:34:51 <Steven> Catering to the needs of noisy crows and the occational dog
03:34:51 <Steven> Perhaps a flash of light will end the noble growth
03:34:51 <Steven> a man with a chainsaw or the slow passage of time
03:34:51 <Steven> Who can care when one is a tree, it is
03:34:51 <Steven> and will be so until it is no more.
03:36:15 <Steven> there ya go, wrote a poem for you all
03:37:32 <Steven> OH MANS! one more level and i get to prepare Anti Magic Field as a domain spell
03:41:37 <Steven> am i the only one in here?
03:41:49 * Steven starts poking people...
03:42:29 <Mort-> Ew
03:42:34 <Mort-> Its my bane
03:42:45 <Steven> whats your bane?
03:42:48 <Steven> AMF?
03:42:54 <Mort-> I hate anti magic field
03:43:04 <Steven> yes, folnor isnt too happy when he steps in one either
03:43:09 <Mort-> All my characters have magic. Or will have some kind of
03:43:18 <Steven> but it can be rediculously useful
03:43:45 <Mort-> Some of them can't function in an antimagic field at all
03:43:50 <Steven> oh no, this magical artifact is going to expload in 4 rounds doing like 50d6 damage to everything in 200ft
03:43:53 <Mort-> All will be hampered to some degree
03:44:00 <Steven> arcane damage
03:44:01 <Mort-> Get the fk out of there
03:44:14 <Mort-> I can run fast enough :d
03:44:31 <Steven> no problem.... folnor has got this covered everyone get in close, AMF..
03:44:43 <Steven> oh check it out... it blows up, everyone next to folnor is safe
03:44:56 <Steven> they take none of that damage
03:45:18 <Steven> thats extremely general
03:45:28 <Steven> but yeah... its pretty awesome
03:47:00 <Steven> like if you are going up agaisnt some really annoying sorc that keeps dropping fireballs from on high..
03:47:06 <Steven> and you cant reach him
03:47:12 <Steven> well just pop AMF
03:47:18 <Steven> it will last 100 minutes
03:47:31 <Steven> you walk up to sorc with a barb or two
03:47:50 <Steven> the spell is just cool
03:48:17 <Brunius19> I just found a Model M in my dad's pile of keyboards
03:48:42 <Brunius_> Why the hell does mibbit keep appending 19 to the end of my names
03:49:26 <Mort-> Dude just ddoor
03:49:28 <Mort-> Or fly
03:49:34 <Mort-> To that sorc
03:49:42 <Brunius_> Mekkis
03:50:30 <Steven> lets say he is in a very high wind area, like hurrican force... flying is extremely difficult in that environment
03:50:48 <Steven> and has cast the spell dimensional anchor
03:51:29 <Hydrazine> be a monk and ignore him
03:51:42 <Steven> point being AMF is an awesome spell
03:51:47 <Steven> also
03:52:01 <Hydrazine> You can tell because you can't spell BAMF without it.
03:52:14 <Steven> lets say something has flying and is flying 200 feet above you via magical means
03:53:34 <Mort-> Do you know how hard it is to fly check in insane winds,g
03:53:35 <Mort-> ?
03:53:38 <Mort-> :p
03:53:43 <Brunius_> (For anyone ignorant of the significance of this model M, it
03:53:46 <Steven> no wait, its a column anymroe
03:53:46 <Mort-> He has to make them too
03:53:49 <Brunius_> 's A) older than me)
03:53:54 <Steven> not a column anymore
03:53:54 <Brunius_> B) Clicky
03:54:01 <Steven> its a sphere now
03:54:02 <Brunius_> C) The same type Mekkis uses to be super clicky
03:54:05 <Steven> i think
03:54:06 <Mort-> Or dispel his fly. Good times
03:54:22 <Steven> dispel have a chance to fail
03:54:33 <Steven> anti magic field just instantly gets rid of all the magic in an area
03:55:24 <Mort-> But I'm really nervous of amf
03:55:30 <Steven> so, those pesky mercs with Keen Fireburst scimitars come to whack you... well sorry bro... they just MW scimitars now
03:55:38 <Mort-> Its one thing that will really fk me a lot
03:55:55 <Mort-> If i have to fight in an amf field I'm screwed
03:56:03 <Mort-> Totally
03:56:24 <Steven> yeah, you use AMF defensively, but folnor will for sure cast it on top of you once in the future to freak you out.
03:58:00 <Mort-> I'm nothing without my magic
03:58:02 <Mort-> Truly
03:59:02 <Steven> yeah and a gnome hater
03:59:40 <Steven> Folnor is a gnome w/ AMF next level... perhaps you should stop your propaganda against the gnomish race!
03:59:50 <Steven> He of course already has a scroll of it.
04:01:06 <Mort-> Fun times. Trap a party in an amf field with spectres
04:01:09 <Mort-> Uh oh.
04:01:31 <Steven> so was talking to kyle today, canst use invis ring plus spiritual weapons
04:01:35 <Mort-> You basically cant kill them..
04:01:50 <Brunius_> click
04:01:52 <Brunius_> click
04:01:53 <Brunius_> click
04:02:04 <Steven> because even though they mimic conjured creatures they break invis
04:02:11 <Steven> sad panda!
04:06:10 <Steven> so now im hunting spells
04:09:06 <Mort-> Summon monster whatever
04:09:15 <Mort-> Or planar ally whatever
04:11:39 <Steven> planar ally=bad more often then not as you have to pay for the help
04:12:16 <Mort-> Summon monster then
04:13:26 <Steven> although it would be really cool to summon Bard the LG Trumpet Archon who is the favored servant of nethys
04:14:15 <Mort-> Yeah it would be
04:14:28 <Mort-> Go have fun with the smaller ones
04:14:38 <Steven> yeah... i dont know if you've seen trumpet archons in action, but they dont fuck around
04:15:18 <Mort-> You want gate or planar binding for that
04:15:21 <Mort-> Anyway
04:15:33 <Mort-> But you didn't want to owe any favours
04:15:38 <Mort-> What can i say?
04:17:03 <Steven> owing favors to the favored servert of the god of magic...
04:17:13 <Steven> even as a zealot of nethys i know thats not a good idea
04:17:41 <Steven> and im all about serving my god in every way possible
04:32:29 <Steven> hmmmmmmm
04:32:36 <Steven> Fickle Winds?
04:32:38 <Steven> You create a mobile cylinder of wind encompassing every target of the spell and protecting them as wind wall, but not interfering with them in any way. For example, arrows and bolts fired at the targets are deflected upward and miss, but the targets’ own arrows or bolts pass through the wall as if it were not there.
04:32:39 <Steven> A Large creature counts as 4 Medium creatures for the purpose of how many targets you can effect with the spell; a Huge creature counts as 8, a Gargantuan creature as 16, and a Colossal creature as 32. This spell has no effect within the area of a higher-level wind or weather spell.
04:38:25 <Brunius_> 4am on a saturday?
04:38:41 <Brunius_> Hope you've got enough americans to make up the numbers
04:44:35 <Steven> hmmmm
04:44:42 <Steven> brunius.... flamestrike yes or no?
04:44:52 <Brunius_> click
04:44:53 <Brunius_> click
04:44:55 <Brunius_> click
04:44:57 <Brunius_> sure, why not
04:45:03 <Brunius_> I don't know what flamestrike is
04:45:04 <Steven> DC21 reflex for half
04:45:07 <Brunius_> It sounds warhammer-ish
04:45:20 <Steven> A flame strike evokes a vertical column of divine fire. The spell deals 1d6 points of damage per caster level (maximum 15d6). Half the damage is fire damage, but the other half results directly from divine power and is therefore not subject to being reduced by resistance to fire-based attacks.
04:45:34 <Steven> 10ft radius 40ft high
04:45:47 <Brunius_> What are the other options?
04:45:59 <Brunius_> That reflex save is the killer, I'm guessing at that level
04:46:04 <Steven> I dont exactly understand how something can avoid damage in that if they are at the center, but..... whatever
04:46:25 <Steven> its ~level 10
04:46:57 <Steven> im switching out spells because spiritual weapons and invis dont work well together, everytime the weapon attacks folnor pops out of stealth
04:47:01 <Steven> or rather invis
04:47:07 <Steven> which.... lets face it.... sucks dick
04:47:07 <Mort-> Ill be there
04:47:13 <Mort-> For 4 am
04:47:24 <Mort-> On auzzie time
04:47:32 <Brunius_> which is 6 your time?
04:49:23 <Steven> maybe ill take Righteous Might
04:49:42 <Steven> cause.... i may or may not have been turned permenantly green by a rod of wonder
04:50:05 <Steven> i could righteous might become large, and im green...
04:50:08 <Steven> hulk smash?
04:54:45 <Steven> okay... okay... what do you guys think about this
04:55:12 <Steven> I get the spell Treasure Sitching
04:56:03 <Steven> I load the cloth up w/ 10' by 10' by 10ft block of stone
04:56:10 <Steven> boots of spider climb to top of ceiling
04:57:04 <Steven> next turn unfurl the cloth, end spell... 1000 cubic feet of stone lands on somebody
04:57:13 <Steven> good?
04:57:19 <Brunius_> ha
05:01:13 <Steven> i dont know how legal that would be though
05:01:30 <Steven> fun yes... legal, perhaps
05:03:52 <Steven> anyone care to chime in?
05:11:52 <Avatar> Steven: I don't think you can carry that
05:12:07 <Mort-> 2am my time actually bru
05:13:33 <Steven> hmmmm....
05:14:47 <Steven> thats what ive been looking for
05:15:04 <Steven> if the items stitched retain the weight
05:15:37 <Steven> forum combing at the momment.
05:16:06 <Steven> got a text into my buddy walter right now
05:16:33 <Steven> him and kyle can bounce that back and forth and get me an answer hopefully
05:16:51 <Steven> if not kyle can just ask brock when he gets home.
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05:20:06 <Avatar> it's a moot point
05:20:15 <Avatar> if it retains the weight, you can't carry it; if it doesn't, it won't work
05:20:29 <Brunius> Avatar: I found a Model M.
05:20:33 <Brunius> You know what this means?
05:20:37 <Avatar> no
05:20:39 <Brunius> CLICKY KEYBOARDS FOR EVERYONE
05:20:49 <Brunius> (i.e. me)
05:20:52 <Avatar> oh, a keyboard
05:21:01 <Avatar> you don't play anyway
05:21:12 <Brunius> Maybe I will just to drive you crazy with clicking
05:21:25 <Brunius> It makes such a nice clicky sound
05:21:43 <Avatar> I'll opt out yo
05:21:45 <Steven> you, are correct if it retains its weight its worthless, but if it doesnt retain its weight while stored, as soon as i end the spell the block of stone is restored falling from the cloth, crushing anything in that square
05:23:14 <Avatar> I don't understand what you mean
05:23:27 <Steven> its just a more damaging version of Unseen servant caltrops
05:23:50 <Steven> servant drops caltrops in a 5 foot area, i drop block of stone in 10 foot area from ceiling
05:24:10 <Steven> as long as the ceiling is higher then say 15-20 feet
05:26:23 <Steven> Treasure stitching lets you store 10x10 area of treasure as high as you want so long as it all fits in the 10x10 area, so if you fill it with 10x10x10 stone store it, spider climb above an enemy, unfurl the cloth w/ a helping hand from gravity, end effect stone reappears falls on enemy
05:26:38 <Steven> im just trying to find if the items stored retain their weight
05:27:07 <Steven> while stored
05:28:06 <Steven> because that would be a nice little trick to do
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05:52:38 <Steven> hmmmm after looking at it, a 10x10x10 would only deal 4d6 points of damage
05:53:21 <Steven> but if i were to put 8 Small 5x5 stones in it they would each do 2d6
06:08:21 <Mort-> Brunius
06:08:38 <Mort-> 4 am aus is 2 am my time
06:08:48 <Mort-> Just fyi. And i would be there
06:09:55 <Mort-> Though I'm feeling sort of drained today
06:10:32 <Steven> MORT! WE GONNA FIGHT!
06:10:40 <Steven> !rand rock paper scissors
06:10:41 <dicebot> Steven, random: rock
06:11:41 <Mort-> !rand rock paper scissors
06:11:41 <dicebot> Mort-, random: rock
06:11:49 <Mort-> But seriously I'm tired
06:12:13 * Mort- lies down on the channel floor to form a lemur rug
06:12:35 <Steven> damn.... a tie....
06:12:59 * Mort- shrugs while lying flat on the ground
06:13:09 <Steven> !rand rock paper scissors
06:13:09 <dicebot> Steven, random: paper
06:13:24 <Mort-> -4 to ac if you want to hit
06:13:34 <Mort-> !rand rock paper scissors
06:13:35 <dicebot> Mort-, random: scissors
06:13:40 <Mort-> Lol
06:13:44 * Steven shuffles away in defeat...
06:13:47 <Mort-> Got cookie?
06:14:11 <Steven> no cookies
06:14:13 <Steven> just scones
06:14:27 <Mort-> Thanks anyway
06:14:37 <Mort-> Ill be meeting my friend later
06:14:54 <Mort-> Don't know how long since i last saw her
06:15:15 <Mort-> Maybe i should read gnome bashing threads to restore my energy
06:16:34 <Steven> Mort... thats +1 to the AMF mort score board.
06:17:19 <Mort-> I won't see folnor anyway
06:17:25 <Mort-> I'm 6 he is 10
06:17:34 <Mort-> So what was the point?
06:18:05 <Steven> you will eventually get higher levels
06:18:09 <Steven> i dont play folnor very often
06:18:13 <Mort-> I don't think ill be leveling up any time soon
06:18:28 <Mort-> I haven't played mort for ages
06:18:36 <Mort-> I think I've forgotten how to be a wizard
06:19:22 <Mort-> In fact i don't feel very magical lately
06:19:34 <Mort-> Been running around hitting things
06:19:42 <Steven> ahhhhh yes everything is comming together quite nicely
06:20:00 * Mort- shrugs
06:20:58 <Steven> wanna get in a philosophical discussion about pirates and how awesome they are
06:21:06 <Mekkis> no
06:21:08 <Mort-> No
06:21:11 <Mekkis> they're a shitty bandwagon
06:21:17 <Mekkis> like apple PCs
06:21:19 <Mort-> reporting you to the authorities non
06:21:20 <Mort-> Now
06:21:21 <Mekkis> or Windows Vista
06:21:59 <Mort-> Mekkis see pm
06:22:05 <Mort-> Urgh
06:22:14 <Steven> Mekkis doesnt like pirates because they plunder his booty all the time... HEYO!
06:22:33 <Mort-> I don't like pirates either
06:22:46 * Steven considers making the same joke again....
06:22:47 * Mort- feels an extremely lawful streak come in
06:24:35 <Steven> there ya go energized
06:24:41 <Mort-> No
06:24:51 <Mort-> Lawful streak doesn't mean energy
06:25:03 <Steven> you know what the best part about pirates is?
06:26:55 <Steven> Other peoples stuff can be their stuff!
06:27:00 <Mort-> Urgh.
06:27:11 * Mort- feels drained
06:27:21 <Mort-> I really hate tavern brawls.
06:27:49 <Steven> Pirates like tavern brawls
06:31:22 <Mort-> I hate them.
06:31:35 <Steven> Pirates love you thought.
06:31:39 <Mort-> So like. Nothing better to do.
06:31:40 <Steven> because you have stuff they want.
06:31:43 <Mort-> They don't
06:31:58 <Mort-> You're not kidnapping xyn are you?
06:33:12 <Steven> lets roll probability!
06:33:19 <Mort-> No
06:33:22 <Steven> !rand kidnap no-kidnap
06:33:22 <dicebot> Steven, random: no-kidnap
06:33:30 <Steven> good news not kidnapping
06:33:36 <Mekkis> it's !rng
06:33:40 <Mekkis> don't trust dicebot
06:33:45 <Mekkis> the source is not available
06:33:56 <Steven> dude we arent playing for serious, i dont give a shit.
06:34:30 <Mort-> Good.
06:34:44 <Steven> see how awesome the pirates are treating you
06:35:19 <Mort-> I don't feel the least piratey today
06:37:36 <Steven> so mort did you do anything awesome today?
06:38:22 <Mort-> No
06:38:31 <Steven> ahhh mores the pity...
06:40:06 <Steven> my god.... how have i been completely unaware of this spell.
06:40:21 <Steven> Staggering Fall
06:40:38 <Steven> This spell must be cast on a creature as it falls, either from a height or after being knocked prone or tripped. The magic of this spell causes the creature to hit the ground particularly hard, knocking the wind from it. The creature takes an additional 1d6 points of damage from the fall. In addition, the creature becomes staggered for the duration of the spell unless it makes a Will save. Each
06:40:38 <Steven> round the spell’s effects persist, the creature may attempt a new Will save as a free action to end the staggered effect early. A creature under the effects of this spell must take a standard action to stand up.
07:03:49 <Steven> so 5th level spell commune seems pretty legit since i worship a god that according to lore sees everything happening everywhere
07:05:18 <Steven> meaning at this level i could ask my god 10 yes/no questions and get an answer...
07:06:39 <Steven> would take a long time though... figuring out what questions to ask
07:10:02 <Steven> Think im going with Fickle Winds
07:10:24 <Steven> maybe life bubble
07:10:49 <Steven> yeah fickle winds will be better more often
07:12:31 <Steven> ok im going to sleep, sam says shes not tired at all, and im falling asleep on the couch
07:25:04 <Brunius> Night guys
07:25:25 <Brunius_AFK> Mekkis, just because the source isn't available doesn't mean it's not trustworthy
07:25:39 <Brunius_AFK> Equally I could ask why I should trust diebot
07:25:48 <Brunius_AFK> You could easily have modified the source since uploading it
07:25:59 <Brunius_AFK> Oh, I found a Model M today.
07:26:09 <Brunius_AFK> I'll be hooking it up to a PS/2 connector soon.
08:05:14 <Mekkis> Brunius_AFK, because a) the source is available for peer-review
08:05:30 <Brunius_AFK> So?
08:05:36 <Mekkis> b) I have been giving out shell accounts on the machine running the source
08:06:11 <Mekkis> c) the actual code that is running can be shown to be using the released source
08:09:15 <Mekkis> Congrats on the keyboard
08:09:47 <Mort-> Ok I'm back
08:09:52 <Mort-> Was out with my friend
08:09:59 <Mort-> Just hanging out
08:10:19 <Mort-> Don't know how long since i last saw her
08:16:23 <Mekkis> a PC died this session
08:16:25 <Mekkis> :S
08:18:36 <Mekkis> a fighter/rogue
08:19:00 <Mekkis> http://www.ontariopathfinders.com/?p=539
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08:22:13 <Mort-> Oh
08:22:45 <Mekkis> next time Avatar DMs something, we should all bring 1st level pyromaniacs
08:25:34 <Mort-> I want to read all her tips!
08:25:40 * Mort- squeals
08:27:40 <exBoomerET> As I play around with multiple VTT's, I'm really liking D20pro
08:27:59 <exBoomerET> Granted, the only thing I've played with is maps and fog of war.
08:28:37 <Mekkis> sound like a good idea, Mort-?
08:29:11 <Mekkis> what the hell is my bank thinking?
08:29:19 <Mekkis> it's offering me more credit
08:31:16 <Mekkis> WHY DOES IT TRUST ME SO MUCH!
08:31:35 <Mekkis> I have about $400 in that bank
08:31:57 <Mort-> Hi
08:32:06 <Mekkis> ummm hi
08:32:30 <Avatar> what's a pyromaniac
08:32:30 <Mekkis> \1d6
08:32:43 <Mekkis> damn, he's heard us!
08:32:59 <Avatar> is it a synthesist
08:33:03 <Avatar> if not, let's play right now !
08:33:20 <Mekkis> it's a character who wishes to set things on fire
08:33:33 <Mekkis> can be any class really
08:33:36 <Avatar> oh, just a pyromaniac
08:33:38 <Avatar> not rule-specific
08:33:40 <Avatar> yeah ok let's go
08:33:47 <Avatar> who's playing
08:33:57 <Mekkis> but oracle, sorcerer, summoner, wizard, cleric or druid are good choices
08:34:25 <Mekkis> I'll bring my synthesist pyromaniac!
08:35:03 <Mort-> The moment you say syn
08:35:13 <Mort-> You're out
08:35:34 <Mekkis> I say ACK!
08:35:36 <Mort-> Go get a sorc with burning hands or something
08:35:39 <Mort-> We had an oracle pryomaniac before
08:35:55 <Mort-> And a ninja pryomaniac as well
08:36:18 <Mort-> He threw alchemist fire ><
08:36:46 <Mekkis> everyone needs to play an out-of-control pyromaniac at least once
08:37:17 <Mort-> Lol
08:37:30 <Mort-> I have never let myself out of control
08:37:52 <Mort-> I've always kept a tight rein on myself
08:37:58 <Mekkis> that's the problem!
08:38:08 <Avatar> how come alchemist isn't in your list
08:39:29 <Mekkis> because I forgot about it
08:39:37 <Avatar> good 1
08:40:15 <Mekkis> gunslinger isn't on the list too
08:40:21 <Mekkis> but that's because it's broken :)
08:41:04 <Mort-> I never let myself go out of control
08:41:28 * Mort- is a tightly wound mur
08:41:55 <Mekkis> maybe you should let your characters
08:42:39 <Mort-> You might have already faced this. It could have been an invisible imp or fey, and it may even have been an invisible magus.
08:42:40 <Mort-> Lol
08:42:51 <Mort-> The last one I've heard horror stories about
08:43:14 <Mekkis> nope
08:43:25 <Mekkis> invisible will 'o the wisp
08:44:09 <Mort-> Other things that I have seen crop up in tier 3-4 scenarios are silver/cold iron-based damage reduction, incorporeal enemies, and enemies who try to drown you. Are you prepared for all of these?
08:44:09 <Mort-> Hm
08:44:11 <Mort-> I hate damage reduction like that
08:44:13 <Mort-> So hard
08:44:16 <Mort-> I read it
08:44:39 <Mort-> Only way is lesser evolution surge energy attacks acid :d
08:44:39 <Mort-> Yay!
08:44:47 <Mort-> If you can hit him its matter settled
08:45:03 <Mort-> Unfortunately i think he has 29 ac or something ><
08:46:06 <Mort-> Does lesser restoration work on eidolons?
08:46:20 <Mort-> Else i bloody have to get both? :(
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15:43:20 <Mekkis> firewalls are annoying
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15:58:12 <Mort-> Lots of anti gnome in the forums ^^
15:58:17 <Mort-> I like :)
16:08:30 <Mekkis> it's bad
16:13:32 <Mort-> :d
16:13:54 <Mort-> paizo.com/forums/dmtz39kp?Why-are-Gnomes-so-awful#0
16:14:00 <Mort-> Awesome ^^
16:14:56 <Mort-> As you can see. I roll no gnomes!
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16:35:24 <Steven> ahhhhh yes, good ole Chris, ruining Faction missions at Palouse Games since August 2011
16:35:35 <Brunius> sounds fun
16:35:40 <Brunius> avatar, you around?
16:35:53 <Steven> yes, he got himself a brand new feather for his hat at the cost of 1 prestige/fame for me
16:35:59 <Brunius> huzzah
16:36:05 <Avatar> yeah
16:36:12 <Brunius> what'd you think of dayz?
16:36:19 <Avatar> I die a lot
16:36:29 <Brunius> are you running everywhere?
16:36:38 <Avatar> what do you mean
16:36:47 <Brunius> are you running everywhere full tilt?
16:36:53 <Avatar> no not really
16:36:57 <Avatar> I do try to find shit
16:37:00 <Brunius> That's fine further out of towns, but once you get into them, you have to crouch walk
16:37:07 <Avatar> oh, no
16:46:19 <Brunius> Prepare for crappy poetry dump
16:46:22 <Brunius> in 3
16:46:25 <Brunius> 2
16:46:28 <Brunius> 1
16:46:32 <Brunius> I hate poetry
16:46:34 <Brunius> The way the Jedi hate the Sith
16:46:37 <Brunius> A constant battle, but necessary
16:46:40 <Brunius> I hate poetry
16:46:43 <Brunius> The way Red hate Blue
16:46:47 <Brunius> The only reason they're here
16:46:49 <Brunius> I hate poetry
16:46:52 <Brunius> The way the Combine hate Freeman
16:46:55 <Brunius> The reason they're employed
16:46:58 <Brunius> I hate poetry
16:47:01 <Brunius> The way the Joker hates Batman
16:47:04 <Brunius> An eternal nemesis
16:47:07 <Brunius> And the more poetry I hear
16:47:10 <Brunius> The more I hate it
16:47:13 <Brunius> And the more I write it
16:47:16 <Brunius> Here I am.
16:48:03 <Steven> I agree...
16:48:17 <Brunius> It's for school.
16:48:20 <Brunius> Don't judge me.
16:48:28 <Steven> but im really good at it
16:55:42 <Brunius> I like writing background for Kusuma
16:55:51 <Brunius> But I haven't even got my stats figured out yet...
17:02:05 <Steven> Folnor has 16k again.... whatcha all think.... buy something new?
17:02:20 <Steven> also, he is level 10 now
17:02:39 <exBoomerET> I think you'll like my poetry...
17:02:46 <exBoomerET> To think that I have never bit...
17:02:51 <exBoomerET> A thing so lovely as a tit.
17:03:02 <exBoomerET> So commonly referred as 'teet',
17:03:08 <exBoomerET> They are so very sweet...
17:03:18 <exBoomerET> Poetry is pure bullshit, but only God can make a tit.
17:03:30 * Steven facepalms
17:03:32 <Hydrazine> There once was a DM named Dink.
17:03:36 <Hydrazine> Who had trouble with holding his drink.
17:03:40 <Hydrazine> While taking a piss
17:03:45 <Hydrazine> rolled critical miss.
17:03:49 <Hydrazine> and drained it right into the sink.
17:04:47 <Steven> Lets not make this into a horrible poetry jam please
17:05:06 <Hydrazine> I like boomer's.
17:05:16 <Hydrazine> I think its your turn, Steve.
17:05:25 <Hydrazine> Show us some not fail poetry then.
17:06:07 <Steven> i dunno if you could handle it... or more to the point, if i could find any
17:06:26 <Brunius> I'm sure you can find some
17:07:13 <Steven> give me a few minutes ill write something up.
17:07:28 <Steven> any specific topic you want it to be on>
17:07:34 <Hydrazine> Nerd it up bro.
17:07:38 <exBoomerET> Mountain men, mountain men, mean sons of bitches, scratch their ass with a piec of glass and laugh because it itches.
17:08:08 <Brunius> write it about pfs
17:08:09 <exBoomerET> Robin hood, robin hood, bookin' through the grass, little john, little john, shot him in the ass.
17:08:11 <Brunius> :D
17:08:14 <Hydrazine> the bear the bear all black and brown and covered in hair...
17:08:58 <exBoomerET> People who write on bathroom walls, roll their shit in little balls. People who read these words of wit, eat those little balls of shit.
17:10:16 <Steven> ok sorry im back, what did you guys want me to write on?
17:11:29 <exBoomerET> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6144RV4c-9w
17:12:11 <exBoomerET> You need to write a paper on the political, social and geometric ramifications of Snow White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Men
17:12:40 <exBoomerET> Or this one is easier: Define Universe, and give three examples.
17:12:42 <Hydrazine> I was saying nerd it up. tabletop of video game geekery.
17:13:00 <Steven> ide rather blow your fathers after they get done gang raping a small pony...
17:14:17 <exBoomerET> One of my favorite songs... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJo0MT3wDBs
17:18:16 <exBoomerET> Another classic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k
17:19:13 <Steven> Wish i could find my old man poem... thing was totaly bad ass
17:19:31 <Steven> very pink floyd
17:19:48 <Steven> its not on my backup CD though
17:19:51 <Steven> so i think its probably lost
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17:30:16 * Mort- laughs
17:30:58 <Mort-> For pfs id just go roses and red. Violets are blue. I fell into the pit and so did you too!
17:31:15 <Mort-> After a create pit catches you and your buddy
17:34:25 <Mort-> Anyway another one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Gnom- punting is fun and you should join me at it too!
17:34:45 <Steven> okay
17:34:49 <Steven> got something
17:34:52 <Steven> Gnarled fingers reaching ever to the sky
17:34:52 <Steven> Sleeping soundly, stiring not even in spring
17:34:53 <Steven> Bald as the children turned old men,
17:34:53 <Steven> though they dont remember the joy of his company
17:34:53 <Steven> generation to generation and always standing vigil
17:34:53 <Steven> Tattoos of eternal love carved and forgotton
17:34:53 <Steven> Pleased to be left alone
17:34:53 <Steven> to fade and wither with the last seasons left
17:34:53 <Steven> Catering to the needs of noisy crows and the occational dog
17:34:53 <Steven> Perhaps a flash of light will end the noble growth
17:34:53 <Steven> a man with a chainsaw or the slow passage of time
17:34:53 <Steven> Who can care when one is a tree, it is
17:34:53 <Steven> and will be so until it is no more.
17:36:17 <Steven> there ya go, wrote a poem for you all
17:37:33 <Steven> OH MANS! one more level and i get to prepare Anti Magic Field as a domain spell
17:41:39 <Steven> am i the only one in here?
17:41:50 * Steven starts poking people...
17:42:30 <Mort-> Ew
17:42:35 <Mort-> Its my bane
17:42:46 <Steven> whats your bane?
17:42:49 <Steven> AMF?
17:42:55 <Mort-> I hate anti magic field
17:43:06 <Steven> yes, folnor isnt too happy when he steps in one either
17:43:10 <Mort-> All my characters have magic. Or will have some kind of
17:43:20 <Steven> but it can be rediculously useful
17:43:46 <Mort-> Some of them can't function in an antimagic field at all
17:43:51 <Steven> oh no, this magical artifact is going to expload in 4 rounds doing like 50d6 damage to everything in 200ft
17:43:54 <Mort-> All will be hampered to some degree
17:44:02 <Steven> arcane damage
17:44:03 <Mort-> Get the fk out of there
17:44:16 <Mort-> I can run fast enough :d
17:44:33 <Steven> no problem.... folnor has got this covered everyone get in close, AMF..
17:44:45 <Steven> oh check it out... it blows up, everyone next to folnor is safe
17:44:57 <Steven> they take none of that damage
17:45:19 <Steven> thats extremely general
17:45:29 <Steven> but yeah... its pretty awesome
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18:17:04 <Steven> owing favors to the favored servert of the god of magic...
18:17:14 <Steven> even as a zealot of nethys i know thats not a good idea
18:17:43 <Steven> and im all about serving my god in every way possible
18:27:39 <exBoomerET> As I play around with multiple VTT's, I'm really liking D20pro
18:27:58 <exBoomerET> Granted, the only thing I've played with is maps and fog of war.
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18:44:43 <Steven> brunius.... flamestrike yes or no?
18:44:54 <Brunius_> click
18:44:55 <Brunius_> click
18:44:56 <Brunius_> click
18:44:58 <Brunius_> sure, why not
18:45:04 <Brunius_> I don't know what flamestrike is
18:45:05 <Steven> DC21 reflex for half
18:45:08 <Brunius_> It sounds warhammer-ish
18:45:22 <Steven> A flame strike evokes a vertical column of divine fire. The spell deals 1d6 points of damage per caster level (maximum 15d6). Half the damage is fire damage, but the other half results directly from divine power and is therefore not subject to being reduced by resistance to fire-based attacks.
18:45:36 <Steven> 10ft radius 40ft high
18:45:48 <Brunius_> What are the other options?
18:46:00 <Brunius_> That reflex save is the killer, I'm guessing at that level
18:46:06 <Steven> I dont exactly understand how something can avoid damage in that if they are at the center, but..... whatever
18:46:27 <Steven> its ~level 10
18:46:59 <Steven> im switching out spells because spiritual weapons and invis dont work well together, everytime the weapon attacks folnor pops out of stealth
18:47:03 <Steven> or rather invis
18:47:08 <Steven> which.... lets face it.... sucks dick
18:47:09 <Mort-> Ill be there
18:47:15 <Mort-> For 4 am
18:47:25 <Mort-> On auzzie time
18:47:33 <Brunius_> which is 6 your time?
18:49:24 <Steven> maybe ill take Righteous Might
18:49:44 <Steven> cause.... i may or may not have been turned permenantly green by a rod of wonder
18:50:07 <Steven> i could righteous might become large, and im green...
18:50:09 <Steven> hulk smash?
18:54:47 <Steven> okay... okay... what do you guys think about this
18:55:14 <Steven> I get the spell Treasure Sitching
18:56:05 <Steven> I load the cloth up w/ 10' by 10' by 10ft block of stone
18:56:11 <Steven> boots of spider climb to top of ceiling
18:57:06 <Steven> next turn unfurl the cloth, end spell... 1000 cubic feet of stone lands on somebody
18:57:14 <Steven> good?
18:57:20 <Brunius_> ha
18:59:46 <exBoomerET> Test
18:59:54 <exBoomerET> Test SAT.
19:01:15 <Steven> i dont know how legal that would be though
19:01:32 <Steven> fun yes... legal, perhaps
19:01:41 * Mort- yawns
19:03:54 <Steven> anyone care to chime in?
19:04:59 <Mort-> And don't worry boomer
19:05:21 <Mort-> I did some happy screwups first time i was magus
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19:05:35 <Mort-> Didn't add my strength mod to damage :p
19:05:56 <Mort-> Wizard. Oh yes. I thought number of spells known was number of spells per fan
19:05:57 <Mort-> Fan
19:05:59 <Mort-> Day
19:06:02 <Mort-> Hilarious
19:06:47 <Mort-> Talk about happy screwups
19:11:54 <Avatar> Steven: I don't think you can carry that
19:12:08 <Mort-> 2am my time actually bru
19:13:34 <Steven> hmmmm....
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19:14:49 <Steven> thats what ive been looking for
19:15:05 <Steven> if the items stitched retain the weight
19:15:38 <Steven> forum combing at the momment.
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19:16:07 <Steven> got a text into my buddy walter right now
19:16:35 <Steven> him and kyle can bounce that back and forth and get me an answer hopefully
19:16:53 <Steven> if not kyle can just ask brock when he gets home.
19:20:07 <Avatar> it's a moot point
19:20:17 <Avatar> if it retains the weight, you can't carry it; if it doesn't, it won't work
19:20:31 <Brunius> Avatar: I found a Model M.
19:20:35 <Brunius> You know what this means?
19:20:38 <Avatar> no
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19:20:41 <Brunius> CLICKY KEYBOARDS FOR EVERYONE
19:20:50 <Brunius> (i.e. me)
19:20:54 <Avatar> oh, a keyboard
19:21:02 <Avatar> you don't play anyway
19:21:14 <Brunius> Maybe I will just to drive you crazy with clicking
19:21:27 <Brunius> It makes such a nice clicky sound
19:21:45 <Avatar> I'll opt out yo
19:21:46 <Steven> you, are correct if it retains its weight its worthless, but if it doesnt retain its weight while stored, as soon as i end the spell the block of stone is restored falling from the cloth, crushing anything in that square
19:23:16 <Avatar> I don't understand what you mean
19:23:29 <Steven> its just a more damaging version of Unseen servant caltrops
19:23:52 <Steven> servant drops caltrops in a 5 foot area, i drop block of stone in 10 foot area from ceiling
19:24:11 <Steven> as long as the ceiling is higher then say 15-20 feet
19:26:25 <Steven> Treasure stitching lets you store 10x10 area of treasure as high as you want so long as it all fits in the 10x10 area, so if you fill it with 10x10x10 stone store it, spider climb above an enemy, unfurl the cloth w/ a helping hand from gravity, end effect stone reappears falls on enemy
19:26:39 <Steven> im just trying to find if the items stored retain their weight
19:27:09 <Steven> while stored
19:28:08 <Steven> because that would be a nice little trick to do
19:40:16 <Steven> Mort i got my pony level staff on d3
19:42:21 <Mort-> Gratr
19:42:41 <Mort-> I got splatted when i ran into a vortex boss
19:42:59 <Mort-> Wasn't expecting that.
19:43:24 <Mort-> And i didn't know how to use my blink back then
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19:52:40 <Steven> hmmmm after looking at it, a 10x10x10 would only deal 4d6 points of damage
19:53:24 <Steven> but if i were to put 8 Small 5x5 stones in it they would each do 2d6
19:56:04 <Steven> right now im saving up to upgrade it to nightmare staff and then hell staff
19:56:07 <Steven> 700k gold
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20:01:42 <Mort-> I keep forgetting something
20:01:44 <Mort-> Gah
20:01:52 <Mort-> Oh i remember it now
20:05:11 <Mort-> K done.
20:08:27 <Mort-> Brunius
20:08:40 <Mort-> 4 am aus is 2 am my time
20:08:50 <Mort-> Just fyi. And i would be there
20:09:57 <Mort-> Though I'm feeling sort of drained today
20:10:34 <Steven> MORT! WE GONNA FIGHT!
20:10:42 <Steven> !rand rock paper scissors
20:10:43 <dicebot> Steven, random: rock
20:11:43 <Mort-> !rand rock paper scissors
20:11:44 <dicebot> Mort-, random: rock
20:11:51 <Mort-> But seriously I'm tired
20:12:21 * Mort- lies down on the channel floor to form a lemur rug
20:12:36 <Steven> damn.... a tie....
20:13:01 * Mort- shrugs while lying flat on the ground
20:13:10 <Steven> !rand rock paper scissors
20:13:10 <dicebot> Steven, random: paper
20:13:27 <Mort-> -4 to ac if you want to hit
20:13:35 <Mort-> !rand rock paper scissors
20:13:36 <dicebot> Mort-, random: scissors
20:13:41 <Mort-> Lol
20:13:45 * Steven shuffles away in defeat...
20:13:48 <Mort-> Got cookie?
20:14:12 <Steven> no cookies
20:14:16 <Steven> just scones
20:14:28 <Mort-> Thanks anyway
20:14:38 <Mort-> Ill be meeting my friend later
20:14:56 <Mort-> Don't know how long since i last saw her
20:15:17 <Mort-> Maybe i should read gnome bashing threads to restore my energy
20:16:35 <Steven> Mort... thats +1 to the AMF mort score board.
20:17:22 <Mort-> I won't see folnor anyway
20:17:26 <Mort-> I'm 6 he is 10
20:17:36 <Mort-> So what was the point?
20:18:06 <Steven> you will eventually get higher levels
20:18:11 <Steven> i dont play folnor very often
20:18:15 <Mort-> I don't think ill be leveling up any time soon
20:18:30 <Mort-> I haven't played mort for ages
20:18:38 <Mort-> I think I've forgotten how to be a wizard
20:19:24 <Mort-> In fact i don't feel very magical lately
20:19:36 <Mort-> Been running around hitting things
20:19:43 <Steven> ahhhhh yes everything is comming together quite nicely
20:20:02 * Mort- shrugs
20:20:59 <Steven> wanna get in a philosophical discussion about pirates and how awesome they are
20:21:07 <Mekkis> no
20:21:09 <Mort-> No
20:21:12 <Mekkis> they're a shitty bandwagon
20:21:17 <Mekkis> like apple PCs
20:21:20 <Mort-> reporting you to the authorities non
20:21:21 <Mort-> Now
20:21:22 <Mekkis> or Windows Vista
20:22:00 <Mort-> Mekkis see pm
20:22:06 <Mort-> Urgh
20:22:15 <Steven> Mekkis doesnt like pirates because they plunder his booty all the time... HEYO!
20:22:34 <Mort-> I don't like pirates either
20:22:48 * Steven considers making the same joke again....
20:22:49 * Mort- feels an extremely lawful streak come in
20:24:36 <Steven> there ya go energized
20:24:42 <Mort-> No
20:24:53 <Mort-> Lawful streak doesn't mean energy
20:25:04 <Steven> you know what the best part about pirates is?
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20:26:57 <Steven> Other peoples stuff can be their stuff!
20:27:01 <Mort-> Urgh.
20:27:13 * Mort- feels drained
20:27:22 <Mort-> I really hate tavern brawls.
20:27:50 <Steven> Pirates like tavern brawls
20:31:24 <Mort-> I hate them.
20:31:37 <Steven> Pirates love you thought.
20:31:40 <Mort-> So like. Nothing better to do.
20:31:42 <Steven> because you have stuff they want.
20:31:44 <Mort-> They don't
20:32:01 <Mort-> You're not kidnapping xyn are you?
20:33:14 <Steven> lets roll probability!
20:33:22 <Mort-> No
20:33:23 <Steven> !rand kidnap no-kidnap
20:33:24 <dicebot> Steven, random: no-kidnap
20:33:36 <Steven> good news not kidnapping
20:33:36 <Mekkis> it's !rng
20:33:41 <Mekkis> don't trust dicebot
20:33:46 <Mekkis> the source is not available
20:33:59 <Steven> dude we arent playing for serious, i dont give a shit.
20:34:32 <Mort-> Good.
20:34:46 <Steven> see how awesome the pirates are treating you
20:35:21 <Mort-> I don't feel the least piratey today
20:37:38 <Steven> so mort did you do anything awesome today?
20:38:38 <Mort-> No
20:38:38 <Steven> ahhh mores the pity...
20:40:38 <Steven> my god.... how have i been completely unaware of this spell.
20:40:38 <Steven> Staggering Fall
20:43:56 <Steven> This spell must be cast on a creature as it falls, either from a height or after being knocked prone or tripped. The magic of this spell causes the creature to hit the ground particularly hard, knocking the wind from it. The creature takes an additional 1d6 points of damage from the fall. In addition, the creature becomes staggered for the duration of the spell unless it makes a Will save. Each
20:43:56 <Steven> round the spell’s effects persist, the creature may attempt a new Will save as a free action to end the staggered effect early. A creature under the effects of this spell must take a standard action to stand up.
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21:15:05 <Hydrazine> g'day.
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22:05:15 <Mekkis> Brunius_AFK, because a) the source is available for peer-review
22:05:31 <Brunius_AFK> So?
22:05:37 <Mekkis> b) I have been giving out shell accounts on the machine running the source
22:06:12 <Mekkis> c) the actual code that is running can be shown to be using the released source
22:09:16 <Mekkis> Congrats on the keyboard
22:09:49 <Mort-> Ok I'm back
22:09:54 <Mort-> Was out with my friend
22:10:01 <Mort-> Just hanging out
22:10:21 <Mort-> Don't know how long since i last saw her
22:16:24 <Mekkis> a PC died this session
22:16:26 <Mekkis> :S
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22:18:37 <Mekkis> a fighter/rogue
22:19:01 <Mekkis> http://www.ontariopathfinders.com/?p=539
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22:22:14 <Mort-> Oh
22:22:46 <Mekkis> next time Avatar DMs something, we should all bring 1st level pyromaniacs
22:25:35 <Mort-> I want to read all her tips!
22:25:42 * Mort- squeals
22:28:38 <Mekkis> sound like a good idea, Mort-?
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22:29:12 <Mekkis> what the hell is my bank thinking?
22:29:20 <Mekkis> it's offering me more credit
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22:31:17 <Mekkis> WHY DOES IT TRUST ME SO MUCH!
22:31:36 <Mekkis> I have about $400 in that bank
22:31:59 <Mort-> Hi
22:32:07 <Mekkis> ummm hi
22:32:31 <Avatar> what's a pyromaniac
22:32:31 <Mekkis> \1d6
22:32:44 <Mekkis> damn, he's heard us!
22:33:00 <Avatar> is it a synthesist
22:33:04 <Avatar> if not, let's play right now !
22:33:20 <Mekkis> it's a character who wishes to set things on fire
22:33:34 <Mekkis> can be any class really
22:33:37 <Avatar> oh, just a pyromaniac
22:33:40 <Avatar> not rule-specific
22:33:41 <Avatar> yeah ok let's go
22:33:49 <Avatar> who's playing
22:33:58 <Mekkis> but oracle, sorcerer, summoner, wizard, cleric or druid are good choices
22:34:26 <Mekkis> I'll bring my synthesist pyromaniac!
22:35:04 <Mort-> The moment you say syn
22:35:14 <Mort-> You're out
22:35:34 <Mekkis> I say ACK!
22:35:37 <Mort-> Go get a sorc with burning hands or something
22:35:40 <Mort-> We had an oracle pryomaniac before
22:35:57 <Mort-> And a ninja pryomaniac as well
22:36:19 <Mort-> He threw alchemist fire ><
22:36:47 <Mekkis> everyone needs to play an out-of-control pyromaniac at least once
22:37:18 <Mort-> Lol
22:37:31 <Mort-> I have never let myself out of control
22:37:53 <Mort-> I've always kept a tight rein on myself
22:37:59 <Mekkis> that's the problem!
22:38:09 <Avatar> how come alchemist isn't in your list
22:39:30 <Mekkis> because I forgot about it
22:39:38 <Avatar> good 1
22:40:16 <Mekkis> gunslinger isn't on the list too
22:40:21 <Mekkis> but that's because it's broken :)
22:41:05 <Mort-> I never let myself go out of control
22:41:30 * Mort- is a tightly wound mur
22:41:55 <Mekkis> maybe you should let your characters
22:42:40 <Mort-> You might have already faced this. It could have been an invisible imp or fey, and it may even have been an invisible magus.
22:42:41 <Mort-> Lol
22:42:52 <Mort-> The last one I've heard horror stories about
22:43:14 <Mekkis> nope
22:43:23 * Mort- sighs
22:43:25 <Mekkis> invisible will 'o the wisp
22:43:28 <Mort-> Bad morning.
22:43:36 <Mort-> Just got yelled at :(
22:44:10 <Mort-> Other things that I have seen crop up in tier 3-4 scenarios are silver/cold iron-based damage reduction, incorporeal enemies, and enemies who try to drown you. Are you prepared for all of these?
22:44:11 <Mort-> Hm
22:44:13 <Mort-> I hate damage reduction like that
22:44:15 <Mort-> So hard
22:44:17 <Mort-> I read it
22:44:40 <Mort-> Only way is lesser evolution surge energy attacks acid :d
22:44:41 <Mort-> Yay!
22:44:43 <Avatar> for what
22:44:49 <Mort-> If you can hit him its matter settled
22:45:05 <Mort-> Unfortunately i think he has 29 ac or something ><
22:46:07 <Mort-> Does lesser restoration work on eidolons?
22:47:05 <Mekkis> yes
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22:53:14 <Mekkis> yes
22:53:16 <Mekkis> I think
22:55:59 <Mort-> I need one for me and one for my eidolon?
22:56:16 <Mort-> Oh i just thought of a funny way to deal with will o wisp
22:56:28 <Mort-> Smear strength poison on your weapon
22:56:29 <Mort-> Stab
22:56:55 <Mort-> Strength drops to 0 it passes out?
22:57:02 <Mort-> Coup de grace it next
22:57:42 <Mort-> With a fort save of +3 life could get fun
22:59:23 <Mekkis> Mort-, might work
22:59:30 <Mekkis> but Xanian won't do it
23:00:05 <Mort-> Just lesser evolution surge give yourself poison claws
23:00:12 <Mort-> Or something
23:01:45 <Mekkis> I don't know what poisons are against a paladin's code
23:01:47 <Mekkis> but they are
23:02:08 <Mort-> They are actually
23:02:20 <Mort-> But thankfully I'm not a paladin
23:02:41 <Mort-> But look at it this way. Innocent lives are at stake
23:03:06 <Mekkis> and?
23:03:28 <Mort-> There was even a pally who looked the other way while a magus offered to use infernal healing on someone in the party
23:03:31 <Mort-> ^^
23:03:50 <Mort-> So i suppose its how strictly you view the code
23:03:55 <Mekkis> Xanian is partly responsible for the massacre of a village!
23:04:06 <Mort-> So. Unless you put that monster down
23:04:15 <Mort-> Its going to kill more innocents
23:04:29 <Mort-> So i suggest you put your morals to one side and do it
23:04:38 <Mort-> Just one bite
23:04:42 <Mekkis> Mort-, these aren't just morals!
23:04:43 <Mort-> And matter settled
23:06:18 <Mekkis> that is not the way of the paladin
23:06:23 <Mort-> Come now. Don't get squeamish
23:06:30 <Mekkis> it's not getting squeamish
23:06:37 <Mort-> just say that your armor suit got better of you
23:06:39 <Mort-> :p
23:06:42 <Mekkis> that's lying
23:06:47 <Mort-> Its an outsider
23:06:58 <Mort-> Didn't like the will o wisp
23:07:03 <Mekkis> it's the aspect of Apsu
23:07:11 <Mort-> Grew poisoned claws
23:07:19 <Mekkis> I shall then be Apsu,
23:07:19 <Mekkis> for I am the first.
23:07:19 <Mekkis> I am the primeval,
23:07:19 <Mekkis> who was of Heaven
23:07:19 <Mekkis> and of Material
23:07:19 <Mekkis> before they had names,
23:07:19 <Mekkis> for I created them with Chaos.
23:07:19 <Mekkis> I then shall go
23:07:19 <Mekkis> and I shall end Death.
23:07:19 <Mort-> Apsu didn't like it then
23:07:26 <Mort-> And manifested :p
23:07:35 <Mort-> With poisoned claws
23:07:41 <Mort-> Oops!
23:07:54 <Mekkis> Mort-, maybe you don't understand the way paladins work
23:08:02 <Mort-> Times like this I'm so glad I'm not one :d
23:08:04 <Mort-> See?
23:08:16 <Mort-> thats why i don't play pallies
23:08:34 <Mekkis> a paladin isn't supposed to be a pushover
23:09:03 <Mekkis> you always have to try to do everything right
23:09:09 <Mekkis> it involved making hard decisions
23:09:12 <Mort-> Look on the bright side. Xyn hasn't done anything morally questionable yet
23:09:14 <Mort-> :d
23:09:29 <Mort-> Totally not.
23:09:46 <Mekkis> Xanian would pirate software and movies :)
23:09:58 <Mekkis> goodnight
23:09:59 <Mort-> Lol you would not him
23:10:07 <Mort-> Night
23:10:13 <Mort-> Mek
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23:35:01 <Mort-> Printing the board meeting papers in black and white instead of colour
23:35:38 <Mort-> And yeah didn't check that some pieces were supposed to be in a3 size as well
23:35:51 <Mort-> Was in a hurry last week anyway
23:36:04 <exBoomerET> Somebody tries to yell at me they end up yelling at the back of my head.
23:36:25 <exBoomerET> If they can't talk with respect, they don't deserve any.
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23:48:46 <Hydrazine> I used to get alot of shit from walking away during my chief's tirades.
23:49:46 <Hydrazine> But dude. He had this problem, right. He wants me to do A. And he wants me to do it just like this. And he'd say this. And then he'd keep talking. And keep talking. And keep talking. So I go off to get fucking work done, and he wants to throw a fit about it.
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