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06:51 <Mort-> Night all
07:08 <Mort-> I'm sleepy after looking at cheese
15:18 <MekkisScreen> z
16:32 <N2H4> xz
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31:13 <matt> good morning
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14:00 <Mort-> I feel odd guys
14:34 <Mort-> My office collegues hobby is photography
14:54 <Mort-> And he just took 20 shots of me during our lunch break :(
14:59 <Mort-> I mean wtf?
15:25 <Mort-> He asked me to pose on walking up an overhead bridge
15:31 <Mort-> Standing on the bridge
18:07 <Mort-> I feel midly violated
18:17 <Mort-> Do i make such an interesting photo subject?
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33:26 <Steven> i wouldnt know mort, ive never seen you
33:34 <Mort-> Never mind
33:44 <Mort-> I feel like ewww
38:40 <MekkisScreen> one of my cow-orkers likes jumping out of planes
38:53 <Mort-> Ya but how would you feel mek
39:00 <Mort-> If someone took 20 photos of you
39:18 <Steven> mort was it like oh let me take some photos of you
39:24 <Steven> and now show me your tits
39:25 <Mort-> Yes it was
39:28 <Mort-> No
39:32 <Mort-> On the tits
39:34 <Steven> then i wouldnt get up tight about it
39:42 <Mort-> Uh
39:49 * Mort- fur is ruffled
40:04 <Steven> i mean if he shows up outside your window tonight
40:22 <Mort-> Its the base ball bat
40:35 <Steven> or gun
40:40 * Mort- eyes glint with steely determination
40:46 <Mort-> We don't have guns here
40:51 <Steven> woot
40:58 <Steven> i was about to say brb gotta get some pizza
41:04 <Steven> but sams reading over my shoulder
41:09 <Steven> and she was like no wait ill get it for you
41:16 <Mort-> Steven
41:26 <Mort-> If i took 20 pics of you
41:30 <Mort-> How would you feel
41:33 <Steven> ide punch you
41:45 <Steven> I hate getting my picture taken
41:48 <Steven> with a passion
41:57 <Mort-> Ow and you told me not to bother too much?
42:06 <Mort-> When you would have punched that guy?
42:21 <Steven> i punch my brother when he tries to take pictures of me
42:42 <Steven> the pictures for my facebook
42:49 <Steven> same MADE me take them for something else
42:51 <Mort-> You told me not to get tight about it
42:58 <Mort-> When you would yourself?
43:15 <Steven> well, i just hate getting my picture taken is all
43:57 <Steven> my brother has like a 2000 dollar camera
43:59 <Mort-> I feel creeped!
44:03 <Steven> and i wont let him take pictures of me.
44:25 <Steven> but, when one does get snapped of me, i dont feel creeped about about it
44:44 <Mort-> Ok
45:09 <Avatar> mort: why didn't you say "that's enough"
45:25 <Steven> sam conviced my brother to take a picture of me and sam, and while its really nice and i even smiled
45:30 <Mort-> Because I'm shy.
45:33 <Steven> i hated getting it done
45:39 <Steven> assert yourself!
45:59 <Steven> like tomorrow if he comes up and is like i wanna takes more pictures, just tell him no
46:22 <Avatar> shy or violated
46:26 <Avatar> which is lesser evil?
46:27 <Steven> unless he is gonna pay you...
46:46 <Steven> then make sure you double whatever quote he gives you
47:17 <Mort-> Hm
47:40 <Mort-> Ok i guess i should try to say it diplomatically
47:44 <Mort-> K enough crap
47:51 <Mort-> Time to get back to work
47:58 <Steven> WORK!
48:01 <Steven> or in my case
48:03 <Steven> PIZZA!
04:32 <matt> hey mekkis!
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15:21 <Avatar> zzzzz
15:59 <Avatar> maybe I should set up a game to run at 4am
16:02 <Avatar> i'm usually awake
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24:41 <Steven> i think sam is setting me up for something
25:05 <Steven> i just ran out of mountain dew
25:17 <Steven> she told me to chill, she would get it for me
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26:12 <Steven> feel like shes buttering me up for some bad news
31:48 <Avatar> I wouldn't butter you up
31:51 <Avatar> I would just give you the news
32:01 <Steven> its what she usually does
32:08 <Steven> its why its got me on edge...
32:11 <Steven> maybe thats her game
32:13 <Avatar> yeah I would tell you straight up
32:15 <Steven> she wants to see me squirm!
37:00 <Steven> yeah....
37:06 <Steven> she wants to visit her mom in the morning with me
37:11 <Steven> no biggie at all
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37:26 <Steven> seriously... she thought i would say no
37:28 <Steven> lol
40:17 <Steven> so, now that ive put that to rest, how it be yall?
41:21 <Mort-> Zz
41:30 <Steven> tired mort?
41:33 <Steven> when you get off work?
43:29 <Mort-> 2h 20
46:46 <Steven> that sucks!
46:54 <Steven> 830pm?
48:21 <Mekkis> !idealscenario gm=10339 player=54343
53:06 <Avatar> sweet, got an interview
53:36 <Steven> yeah buddy!
06:14 <Mort-> Grats
06:26 <Mort-> Its 4.04 pm now
09:51 * Mort- zzs
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52:42 <tashphones> Look at my horse!
52:50 <Avatar> your horse is amazing
52:51 <tashphones> My horse is amazing!
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01:17 <Avatar> should I run a middle of the night game
02:15 <Ballig> ha
04:18 <Avatar> Mort-
04:20 <Avatar> should I run a middle of the night game
04:32 <Mort-> What time is it for me?
04:36 <Mort-> Middle of night
04:40 <Avatar> erm
04:56 <Avatar> what time is it for you when it's a 1pm game
05:01 <Mort-> I think matt is out for sat whatever time you made it, sadly
05:03 <Mort-> 11 pm
05:07 <Mort-> Am
05:08 <Mort-> Sorry
05:10 <Avatar> maybe 10am for you ?
05:17 <Mort-> No
05:17 <Avatar> oh
05:18 <Avatar> 10pm
05:22 <Mort-> We are 2 h apart
05:23 <Mort-> Hm
05:40 <Avatar> 2h apart?
05:42 <Avatar> what time is it there now
05:45 <Mort-> Matt wont join on sat due to work
05:47 <Mort-> 7pm
06:21 <Mort-> If you start at 12 am on Friday or sat?
06:37 <Avatar> it doesn't matter what day
06:40 <Mort-> I suspect midnight matt and his friends are still working.
06:49 <Mort-> It will for me
06:52 <Avatar> middle of the night is as good as a weekday slot
07:12 <Mort-> I'm not sure if I'm that dedicated to play the whole night long :p
07:20 <Mort-> I'm a lark not an owl lol
07:28 <Avatar> yeah I didn't realise you were only 2h behind
07:32 <Avatar> I thought you were a night owl
07:34 <Avatar> what happened mort
07:36 <Avatar> what happened
07:37 <Mort-> Used to be 3
07:42 <Mort-> Don't be silly
07:45 <Avatar> haha
07:50 <Mort-> I've never stayed up all night
08:02 <Mort-> I usually sleep by 11 pm or 12 am
08:11 <Mort-> I don't stay awake all night long lol
08:19 <Mort-> Its hydra who is the owl
08:29 <Mort-> And i suspect osterguard as well
08:42 <Ballig> http://i.imgur.com/xoCpH.jpg
08:50 <Mort-> So ya. I might not want to pfs the night long
09:08 <Mort-> Need to consider. Since ill be awake for like 12 h before that on Friday.
09:36 <Mort-> So it will be 20 h without sleep. Then i pass out the next day lol
09:52 <Mort-> What else. 
10:01 <Avatar> ok ok you're not invited
10:02 <Avatar> it's cool
10:04 * Mort- twiddles tail
10:05 <Mort-> Lol
10:14 <Mort-> Heh. Sleep is good :p
10:27 <Mort-> Waking up at 6 am is possible for me.
10:40 <Mort-> Spending night on no sleep is ><
10:49 <Mort-> Though i admit i have done it before
11:01 <Mort-> If you're supposed to be up on wave time in utopia
11:14 <Mort-> You set your alarm. Pop up at 3 am if you must
11:16 <Avatar> no I am in bed at 8am
11:36 <Mort-> Oh yes. I did stay up 24 h without rest before
11:49 <Mort-> They were trying to kill my utopian form lol
12:14 <Mort-> Every end of h. Release sol into peasants else i get peasant killed :p
12:44 <Mort-> And i held that for 24 h straight. Then next 2 days on 4 hs straight
13:02 <Mort-> It cost the other kingdom their war loss
13:07 <Mort-> Trying to kill me :p
13:19 <Mort-> Now. I wonder what i was thinking that time.
13:27 <Mort-> Simply refused to die lol
13:38 <Mort-> Oh yes i remember now.
13:45 <Avatar> what are you talking about
13:48 <Mort-> I told myself id eat one for the team.
13:52 <Mort-> Another game
14:07 <Mort-> If they had tried this trick on anyone but me.
14:15 <Mort-> That person probably would have died in game
14:40 <Mort-> Sadly its me the uber crazy mur with uber crazy activity
14:45 <Mort-> Aka no life.
15:09 <Mort-> Fun times when you recall about them.
15:40 <Mort-> Though that period i was like in the mood of singing breaking the habit by linkin park
16:05 <Mort-> Sometimes you're just so tired that you lose track of what your fighting for
16:52 <Mort-> Also. Whisper by evanascence
18:11 <Mort-> I don't know what I'm fighting for
18:16 <Mort-> Or why i have to scream
19:37 <Mort-> This truth drives me
19:40 <Mort-> into madness
19:56 <Mort-> I know i can stop the pain
19:59 <paul_banks> lol
20:02 <Mort-> If i will it all away
20:06 <Mort-> What?
20:38 <Mort-> Don't turn away
20:46 <Mort-> Don't give into the pain
21:08 <Mort-> Don't try to hide 
21:25 <Mort-> Though they're screaming your name
21:40 <Mort-> Don't close your eyes
22:03 <Mort-> God knows what lies behind them
22:27 <Mort-> ^^
23:20 * Mort- is a singing mur
23:45 <Avatar> ah that's a pretty good shirt, but does it give you a free reroll.....?
25:37 <matt> I need a free reroll. :D  do I ust buy one and send a pic of me in it?
28:05 <Avatar> just buy one and have proof on hand if a GM wants it
30:31 <matt> I needed that when I got killed :P
37:29 <Avatar> someone told me that you can only use shirt rerolls on your own rolls
37:39 <Avatar> but I can't find a reference to that anywhere
37:52 <Avatar> the main reason I got the shirt was to reroll critical hits on me
38:24 <Ballig> pretty sure that's not the case
38:47 <Ballig> people make shit up all the time, if they can't back it up with an actual source then it's bull
39:22 <Avatar> well I'll entertain something that's potentially made up in case it's potentially true :P
39:36 <Ballig> but if you read the official source it doesn't say that
39:40 <Ballig> so why bother entertaining it?
39:49 <Avatar> in case I'm wrong
39:51 <Ballig> I could say "elves can't be wizards"
39:53 <Ballig> will you entertain that
40:04 <Avatar> I'd look it up
40:10 <Steven> herro
40:15 <Ballig> and when you see no mention of it under Elf or Wizard?
40:19 <Ballig> at what point do you stop entertaining it?
40:26 <Avatar> then I'd get you to look it up
40:33 <Ballig> and when I couldn't back it up?
40:36 <Ballig> is that when you stop entertaining it?
40:41 <Avatar> then it's wrong
40:42 <Brunius> It's a pity it won't work.
40:47 <Avatar> yeah
40:51 <Ballig> because this guy can't back up his claim about only being able to reroll your own rolls, and the PFS guide doesn't say it
40:53 <Ballig> yeah, call you out for trolling so let's respond with threats
40:55 <Ballig> so are we not entertaining this anymore?
40:55 <Mort-> So i can play for 6 h then i really need to scoot
41:07 <Avatar> right
41:10 <Ballig> great
41:18 <Brunius> I wasn't actually trolling in this case.
41:22 <Mort-> I don't mind being npced if it comes to that
41:29 <Avatar> you sound like you want to throw this theory to the wall as quickly as possible :P
41:31 <Ballig> he's become such an immature wanker lately
41:52 <Ballig> I sound like I know he was spouting bullshit and it annoys me when people spout bullshit without being able to back it up
41:57 <Ballig> seems to be constantly spoiling for an argument, so puts his nose into everything
41:59 <Ballig> like the whole "ioun torches/ioun stones aren't legal in PFS"
42:03 <Mort-> Oh
42:11 <Mort-> You heard me sing :(
42:14 <Avatar> bit harsh
42:18 * Mort- hides
42:26 <Steven> On a shore of iron, cutters and clippers
42:33 <Steven> Paper rock, rock paper and scissors
42:41 <Steven> on a road of skulls, their story moves on
42:51 <Steven> its a bumpy ride, and very very very long
43:14 <Steven> Wasted plastic empires golden age, chemical wedding
43:24 <Steven> citizens in their refineries, cheer the nuptial bedding
43:54 <Steven> the hour glass is turning, turning, turning, turning, turning
44:15 <Steven> IN the blue sky, the seagulls, fly over garbage.
44:26 <Steven> in the blue sky, the seagulls, fly over garbage
44:37 <Steven> are we the ocean? are we the desert?
44:43 <Steven> are we the garbage? whos to say?
44:53 <Steven> are we the ocean? are we the desert?
45:01 <Steven> are we the garbage? whos to say?
45:04 <Ballig> Mort-: the website thinks you've played shades of ice 2
45:11 <Mort-> Ok
45:17 <Ballig> have you?
45:18 <Mort-> I need to fix it
45:19 <Mort-> Ooo!
45:21 <Mort-> No
45:27 <Mort-> I mixed scenarios up
45:56 <Mort-> Argh I'm on cell
46:25 <Ballig> it's not a big deal to fix now
46:27 <Ballig> I just need to confirm
46:39 * Mort- eats some cheese
46:41 <Steven> that was The Amazing Kreskin by clutch
46:48 <Mort-> Sat i only have 6 hs
46:55 <Mort-> Bit of a waste not to play on that
46:57 <Mort-> But 
47:19 <Mort-> Part 2 is going to be weird
47:24 <Mort-> Can i replay part 1?
47:33 <Ballig> I'm not sure about that
47:40 <Steven> not all of it mind you
47:41 <Mort-> Considering we never got past first act
48:03 <Mort-> Yeah i know
48:04 <Mort-> Steven said something about that saying can and gave me a wall of text
48:06 <Mort-> I Google!
48:14 <Mort-> But i forget
48:14 * Mort- squeaks
48:16 <Mort-> As truck
48:19 <Mort-> Usual
49:18 <Steven> imo
49:24 <Steven> clutch=best band ever
50:01 <Mort-> Ah
50:14 <Mort-> I think i can replay part 1 though from what Steven said
50:40 <Avatar> http://paizo.com/paizo/blog/v5748dyo5lddm?Advanced-Race-Guide-Preview-Kill-it-With
51:26 <Ballig> I think because you didn't do three encounters you might be able to, but I'm not 100%
52:12 <Steven> and their album art is great
53:34 <Mort-> Ooi!
53:50 <Steven> time for some Elephant Riders
54:18 <Mort-> Steven gave one block of text to say i could
54:20 <Mort-> Anyway
54:26 <Mort-> I forget :d
54:48 <Mort-> Uh?
54:55 <Mort-> I read books on weekdays
55:20 * Mort- wiggles around like a bookmort
55:46 <Steven> On our way to Washington where work is done by men with gavels,
55:46 <Steven> I heard a sound that just about removed me from my filly's saddle.
55:46 <Steven> Just outside of Antietam, where once there was a mighty battle,
55:47 <Steven> I heard the rhythm of the hammers beating the rail lines together. 
57:23 <Steven> I wish clutch would come over to the northwest
57:37 <spilk> is the source code for CA v2.1 available
59:03 <Mort-> I haven't actually gone to a live band before
59:06 <Mort-> Too expensive
59:08 <Mort-> :d
59:25 <Steven> if it was ANYWHERE in the northwest
59:31 <Steven> ide drive to it
59:35 <Mort-> Heh
59:48 <Mort-> I wouldn't because I'm a cheapskate
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00:04 <Steven> Oregon, Washington, Idaho.
00:12 <Steven> and some places in western montana
00:20 <Steven> ide find a way to go to it.
00:24 <Mort-> Lol
00:39 <Steven> I really enjoy clutch.
01:05 <Mort-> Can you help me think of a creature that has lots of legs but is beautiful?
01:06 <Mort-> Gah no hydra.
01:11 <Mort-> Ill get more sleep
01:20 <Mort-> Hm
01:22 <Steven> no but i can mention a few
01:39 <Mort-> I was thinking of a remoraz from forgotten realms
01:49 <Mort-> Not sure how many legs they have
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02:31 <Steven> Lady bugs
02:40 <N2H4> wrong
02:49 <Steven> butterflies
02:51 <Mort-> Cool
02:53 <Mort-> Oh
02:54 <Steven> catapillers
02:57 <Mort-> That's awesome
03:04 <Mort-> Ok no sleep
03:06 <Steven> need anymore?
03:06 <Mort-> The butterfly thing
03:10 <Mort-> Yes please
03:35 <Mort-> A few mythical things would be nice
03:41 <Steven> dragon flies
03:50 <Steven> um mythical?
03:51 <Mort-> Ew.
03:53 <Mort-> Yeah
04:01 <Steven> hmmmm
04:15 <Mort-> I also considered giving the Chinese dragon more legs
04:22 <Mort-> Would it be odd?
04:34 <Mort-> No one really knows how many those have anyway :d
04:36 <Steven> yes it would be
04:41 <Steven> um they have 4
04:43 <Mort-> Daym
04:53 <Mort-> I know. But in pictures you don't see it
04:55 <Steven> Centaur
05:13 <Mort-> Because they are riding clouds
05:37 <Mort-> Preying mantis?
05:41 <Mort-> But not so pretty
06:36 <Steven> i dunno, mythical creatures are hard
06:51 <Steven> not many pretty ones with lots of legs
06:53 <Mort-> Butterfly would suit my purposes fine anyway
07:12 <Mort-> But need to caterpillar first
09:03 <Steven> AH crap
09:08 <Steven> i guess we are out of coffee
11:03 <Steven> Once again im denied my choice.
11:14 <Steven> oce around the stump, then twice across the ceiling,
11:18 <Avatar> yeah you can replay part 1 considering you didn't do 3 encounters
11:21 <Steven> now eight times over miss october is out for me
11:29 <Steven> believe me when i tell you shes all about destruction
11:35 <Steven> its just about enought o make a grown man cry
12:19 <Mort-> K
12:23 <Mort->  Which rule was it
12:32 <Mort-> Anyway yep
13:13 <Avatar> wat
13:34 <Steven> better believe it!
17:04 <Mort-> Also if your character is permanently negatively leveled
17:18 <Mort-> What do you count about apl
19:30 <Avatar> I think it's the same as your actual level
19:37 <Avatar> permanently negative levelled isn't really permanent
19:55 <Avatar> it's just more permanent than "temporary"
20:12 <Avatar> it needs you to do something about it rather than have it go away on its own
20:41 <Avatar> you can always use your smarts and just play down, though
21:02 <Avatar> but you can't play tier 4-5 when you're level 6 and negative levelled
21:04 <Mort-> Ok
21:09 <Mort-> Just checking
21:34 <Mort-> Say you have a table of 4 and 5s
21:41 <Mort-> Can you choose to play at 
21:52 <Mort-> 1-2?
22:13 <Mort-> Assuming that
22:58 <Mort-> When does apl make you play up
52:04 <Mekkis> when it matches the higer tier
06:51 <Mort-> Night all
07:09 <Mort-> I'm sleepy after looking at cheese
31:13 <matt> good morning
04:33 <matt> hey mekkis!
15:21 <Avatar> zzzzz
16:00 <Avatar> maybe I should set up a game to run at 4am
16:02 <Avatar> i'm usually awake
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51:23 <***> Buffer Playback...
51:23 <***> Playback Complete.
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15:17 <MekkisScreen> z
16:31 <N2H4> xz
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14:00 <Mort-> I feel odd guys
14:34 <Mort-> My office collegues hobby is photography
14:53 <Mort-> And he just took 20 shots of me during our lunch break :(
14:59 <Mort-> I mean wtf?
15:25 <Mort-> He asked me to pose on walking up an overhead bridge
15:31 <Mort-> Standing on the bridge
18:07 <Mort-> I feel midly violated
18:17 <Mort-> Do i make such an interesting photo subject?
33:25 <Steven> i wouldnt know mort, ive never seen you
33:34 <Mort-> Never mind
33:43 <Mort-> I feel like ewww
38:40 <MekkisScreen> one of my cow-orkers likes jumping out of planes
38:52 <Mort-> Ya but how would you feel mek
38:59 <Mort-> If someone took 20 photos of you
39:17 <Steven> mort was it like oh let me take some photos of you
39:23 <Steven> and now show me your tits
39:25 <Mort-> Yes it was
39:27 <Mort-> No
39:31 <Mort-> On the tits
39:34 <Steven> then i wouldnt get up tight about it
39:41 <Mort-> Uh
39:49 * Mort- fur is ruffled
40:04 <Steven> i mean if he shows up outside your window tonight
40:22 <Mort-> Its the base ball bat
40:34 <Steven> or gun
40:39 * Mort- eyes glint with steely determination
40:45 <Mort-> We don't have guns here
40:51 <Steven> woot
40:58 <Steven> i was about to say brb gotta get some pizza
41:03 <Steven> but sams reading over my shoulder
41:09 <Steven> and she was like no wait ill get it for you
41:15 <Mort-> Steven
41:26 <Mort-> If i took 20 pics of you
41:30 <Mort-> How would you feel
41:33 <Steven> ide punch you
41:45 <Steven> I hate getting my picture taken
41:47 <Steven> with a passion
41:57 <Mort-> Ow and you told me not to bother too much?
42:06 <Mort-> When you would have punched that guy?
42:20 <Steven> i punch my brother when he tries to take pictures of me
42:41 <Steven> the pictures for my facebook
42:49 <Steven> same MADE me take them for something else
42:50 <Mort-> You told me not to get tight about it
42:58 <Mort-> When you would yourself?
43:14 <Steven> well, i just hate getting my picture taken is all
43:57 <Steven> my brother has like a 2000 dollar camera
43:59 <Mort-> I feel creeped!
44:03 <Steven> and i wont let him take pictures of me.
44:25 <Steven> but, when one does get snapped of me, i dont feel creeped about about it
44:44 <Mort-> Ok
45:08 <Avatar> mort: why didn't you say "that's enough"
45:25 <Steven> sam conviced my brother to take a picture of me and sam, and while its really nice and i even smiled
45:30 <Mort-> Because I'm shy.
45:33 <Steven> i hated getting it done
45:38 <Steven> assert yourself!
45:58 <Steven> like tomorrow if he comes up and is like i wanna takes more pictures, just tell him no
46:22 <Avatar> shy or violated
46:26 <Avatar> which is lesser evil?
46:26 <Steven> unless he is gonna pay you...
46:45 <Steven> then make sure you double whatever quote he gives you
47:16 <Mort-> Hm
47:40 <Mort-> Ok i guess i should try to say it diplomatically
47:44 <Mort-> K enough crap
47:51 <Mort-> Time to get back to work
47:58 <Steven> WORK!
48:00 <Steven> or in my case
48:03 <Steven> PIZZA!
52:43 <tashphones> Look at my horse!
52:51 <Avatar> your horse is amazing
52:51 <tashphones> My horse is amazing!
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08:42 <Ballig> http://i.imgur.com/xoCpH.jpg
23:46 <Avatar> ah that's a pretty good shirt, but does it give you a free reroll.....?
24:41 <Steven> i think sam is setting me up for something
25:05 <Steven> i just ran out of mountain dew
25:17 <Steven> she told me to chill, she would get it for me
25:37 <matt> I need a free reroll. :D  do I ust buy one and send a pic of me in it?
26:11 <Steven> feel like shes buttering me up for some bad news
28:05 <Avatar> just buy one and have proof on hand if a GM wants it
30:31 <matt> I needed that when I got killed :P
31:47 <Avatar> I wouldn't butter you up
31:51 <Avatar> I would just give you the news
32:00 <Steven> its what she usually does
32:07 <Steven> its why its got me on edge...
32:10 <Steven> maybe thats her game
32:12 <Avatar> yeah I would tell you straight up
32:15 <Steven> she wants to see me squirm!
37:30 <Avatar> someone told me that you can only use shirt rerolls on your own rolls
37:40 <Avatar> but I can't find a reference to that anywhere
37:53 <Avatar> the main reason I got the shirt was to reroll critical hits on me
38:24 <Ballig> pretty sure that's not the case
38:47 <Ballig> people make shit up all the time, if they can't back it up with an actual source then it's bull
39:22 <Avatar> well I'll entertain something that's potentially made up in case it's potentially true :P
39:36 <Ballig> but if you read the official source it doesn't say that
39:40 <Ballig> so why bother entertaining it?
39:49 <Avatar> in case I'm wrong
39:51 <Ballig> I could say "elves can't be wizards"
39:54 <Ballig> will you entertain that
40:05 <Avatar> I'd look it up
40:16 <Ballig> and when you see no mention of it under Elf or Wizard?
40:20 <Ballig> at what point do you stop entertaining it?
40:27 <Avatar> then I'd get you to look it up
40:33 <Ballig> and when I couldn't back it up?
40:36 <Ballig> is that when you stop entertaining it?
40:42 <Avatar> then it's wrong
40:48 <Avatar> yeah
40:52 <Ballig> because this guy can't back up his claim about only being able to reroll your own rolls, and the PFS guide doesn't say it
40:56 <Ballig> so are we not entertaining this anymore?
41:07 <Avatar> right
41:11 <Ballig> great
41:30 <Avatar> you sound like you want to throw this theory to the wall as quickly as possible :P
41:52 <Ballig> I sound like I know he was spouting bullshit and it annoys me when people spout bullshit without being able to back it up
42:00 <Ballig> like the whole "ioun torches/ioun stones aren't legal in PFS"
42:14 <Avatar> bit harsh
48:05 <Mekkis> !idealscenario gm=10339 player=54343
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50:41 <Avatar> http://paizo.com/paizo/blog/v5748dyo5lddm?Advanced-Race-Guide-Preview-Kill-it-With
53:06 <Avatar> sweet, got an interview
53:36 <Steven> yeah buddy!
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57:38 <spilk> is the source code for CA v2.1 available
01:06 <Mort-> Gah no hydra.
01:11 <Mort-> Ill get more sleep
02:41 <N2H4> wrong
03:04 <Mort-> Ok no sleep
06:16 <Mort-> Grats
06:27 <Mort-> Its 4.04 pm now
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43:46 <Mort-> D3 is out on 15 may
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57:46 <Steven_> 14 days
58:17 <Mort-> Yeah and my brother wants to play a wizard :(
58:30 <Mort-> I want to play a wizard
58:56 <Mort-> I think we will get one copy and bum it through like the way he does with my handphone charger
59:32 <Mort-> Else probably sat and Sunday he will get me out of here to go party with him in d3
59:33 <Mort-> Lol
59:33 <Mort-> We used to run one tank one healer
59:41 <Mort-> In runes of magic
00:19 <Mort-> He took the tank as priest/knight i played a drood/mage
00:50 <Mort-> Though priest/mage actually would have been a more powerful combination
01:04 <Mort-> But i wanted to try something new. Me being me.
01:22 <Mort-> Anyway there was one time we were supposed to sneak some dragon eggs out
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01:48 <Mort-> It didn't work too well and i think it involved both of us making a huge flying leap out of the dragons tower
01:52 <Mort-> Lol
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02:13 <Mort-> Without the eggs.
02:21 <Mort-> The plan was. Kill the dragon. Take the eggs.
06:37 <Mort-> Ah fun times.
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36:56 <Mort-> Nick op doesn't work
37:13 <Mort-> Because channel op is gone!
37:18 <Mort-> He net split
41:48 <Mort-> I can't talk in private matt
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01:18 <Avatar> should I run a middle of the night game
02:16 <Ballig> ha
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04:17 <Avatar> Mort-
04:19 <Avatar> should I run a middle of the night game
04:31 <Mort-> What time is it for me?
04:38 <Mort-> Middle of night
04:40 <Avatar> erm
04:56 <Avatar> what time is it for you when it's a 1pm game
05:03 <Mort-> I think matt is out for sat whatever time you made it, sadly
05:03 <Mort-> 11 pm
05:06 <Mort-> Am
05:08 <Mort-> Sorry
05:09 <Avatar> maybe 10am for you ?
05:16 <Mort-> No
05:17 <Avatar> oh
05:18 <Avatar> 10pm
05:23 <Mort-> We are 2 h apart
05:24 <Mort-> Hm
05:40 <Avatar> 2h apart?
05:42 <Avatar> what time is it there now
05:45 <Mort-> Matt wont join on sat due to work
05:47 <Mort-> 7pm
06:23 <Mort-> If you start at 12 am on Friday or sat?
06:36 <Avatar> it doesn't matter what day
06:39 <Mort-> I suspect midnight matt and his friends are still working.
06:48 <Mort-> It will for me
06:51 <Avatar> middle of the night is as good as a weekday slot
07:11 <Mort-> I'm not sure if I'm that dedicated to play the whole night long :p
07:19 <Mort-> I'm a lark not an owl lol
07:28 <Avatar> yeah I didn't realise you were only 2h behind
07:32 <Avatar> I thought you were a night owl
07:34 <Avatar> what happened mort
07:35 <Avatar> what happened
07:36 <Mort-> Used to be 3
07:42 <Mort-> Don't be silly
07:45 <Avatar> haha
07:50 <Mort-> I've never stayed up all night
08:02 <Mort-> I usually sleep by 11 pm or 12 am
08:10 <Mort-> I don't stay awake all night long lol
08:18 <Mort-> Its hydra who is the owl
08:28 <Mort-> And i suspect osterguard as well
08:50 <Mort-> So ya. I might not want to pfs the night long
09:07 <Mort-> Need to consider. Since ill be awake for like 12 h before that on Friday.
09:38 <Mort-> So it will be 20 h without sleep. Then i pass out the next day lol
09:52 <Mort-> What else. 
10:02 <Avatar> ok ok you're not invited
10:03 <Avatar> it's cool
10:04 * Mort- twiddles tail
10:05 <Mort-> Lol
10:14 <Mort-> Heh. Sleep is good :p
10:26 <Mort-> Waking up at 6 am is possible for me.
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10:41 <Mort-> Spending night on no sleep is ><
10:49 <Mort-> Though i admit i have done it before
11:03 <Mort-> If you're supposed to be up on wave time in utopia
11:13 <Mort-> You set your alarm. Pop up at 3 am if you must
11:15 <Avatar> no I am in bed at 8am
11:36 <Mort-> Oh yes. I did stay up 24 h without rest before
11:49 <Mort-> They were trying to kill my utopian form lol
12:13 <Mort-> Every end of h. Release sol into peasants else i get peasant killed :p
12:44 <Mort-> And i held that for 24 h straight. Then next 2 days on 4 hs straight
13:02 <Mort-> It cost the other kingdom their war loss
13:07 <Mort-> Trying to kill me :p
13:19 <Mort-> Now. I wonder what i was thinking that time.
13:27 <Mort-> Simply refused to die lol
13:38 <Mort-> Oh yes i remember now.
13:44 <Avatar> what are you talking about
13:47 <Mort-> I told myself id eat one for the team.
13:52 <Mort-> Another game
14:07 <Mort-> If they had tried this trick on anyone but me.
14:15 <Mort-> That person probably would have died in game
14:40 <Mort-> Sadly its me the uber crazy mur with uber crazy activity
14:44 <Mort-> Aka no life.
15:09 <Mort-> Fun times when you recall about them.
15:40 <Mort-> Though that period i was like in the mood of singing breaking the habit by linkin park
16:06 <Mort-> Sometimes you're just so tired that you lose track of what your fighting for
16:52 <Mort-> Also. Whisper by evanascence
18:10 <Mort-> I don't know what I'm fighting for
18:16 <Mort-> Or why i have to scream
19:37 <Mort-> This truth drives me
19:40 <Mort-> into madness
19:56 <Mort-> I know i can stop the pain
20:02 <paul_banks> lol
20:03 <Mort-> If i will it all away
20:05 <Mort-> What?
20:38 <Mort-> Don't turn away
20:45 <Mort-> Don't give into the pain
21:07 <Mort-> Don't try to hide 
21:25 <Mort-> Though they're screaming your name
21:40 <Mort-> Don't close your eyes
22:03 <Mort-> God knows what lies behind them
22:29 <Mort-> ^^
23:19 * Mort- is a singing mur
40:09 <Steven> herro
40:39 <N2H4> so.
42:04 <Mort-> Oh
42:10 <Mort-> You heard me sing :(
42:17 * Mort- hides
42:25 <Steven> On a shore of iron, cutters and clippers
42:32 <Steven> Paper rock, rock paper and scissors
42:41 <Steven> on a road of skulls, their story moves on
42:50 <Steven> its a bumpy ride, and very very very long
43:14 <Steven> Wasted plastic empires golden age, chemical wedding
43:23 <Steven> citizens in their refineries, cheer the nuptial bedding
43:54 <Steven> the hour glass is turning, turning, turning, turning, turning
44:15 <Steven> IN the blue sky, the seagulls, fly over garbage.
44:27 <Steven> in the blue sky, the seagulls, fly over garbage
44:37 <Steven> are we the ocean? are we the desert?
44:42 <Steven> are we the garbage? whos to say?
44:53 <Steven> are we the ocean? are we the desert?
45:01 <Steven> are we the garbage? whos to say?
45:18 <Mort-> Ooo!
46:40 <Steven> that was The Amazing Kreskin by clutch
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47:39 <Steven> not all of it mind you
48:03 <Mort-> Yeah i know
48:06 <Mort-> I Google!
48:15 * Mort- squeaks
49:18 <Steven> imo
49:23 <Steven> clutch=best band ever
50:02 <Mort-> Ah
52:11 <Steven> and their album art is great
53:34 <Mort-> Ooi!
53:49 <Steven> time for some Elephant Riders
54:48 <Mort-> Uh?
54:54 <Mort-> I read books on weekdays
55:19 * Mort- wiggles around like a bookmort
55:46 <Steven> On our way to Washington where work is done by men with gavels,
55:46 <Steven> I heard a sound that just about removed me from my filly's saddle.
55:46 <Steven> Just outside of Antietam, where once there was a mighty battle,
55:47 <Steven> I heard the rhythm of the hammers beating the rail lines together. 
57:23 <Steven> I wish clutch would come over to the northwest
59:07 <Mort-> I haven't actually gone to a live band before
59:08 <Mort-> Too expensive
59:08 <Mort-> :d
59:29 <Steven> if it was ANYWHERE in the northwest
59:31 <Steven> ide drive to it
59:35 <Mort-> Heh
59:48 <Mort-> I wouldn't because I'm a cheapskate
00:10 <Steven> Oregon, Washington, Idaho.
00:11 <Steven> and some places in western montana
00:20 <Steven> ide find a way to go to it.
00:24 <Mort-> Lol
00:39 <Steven> I really enjoy clutch.
01:04 <Mort-> Can you help me think of a creature that has lots of legs but is beautiful?
01:20 <Mort-> Hm
01:21 <Steven> no but i can mention a few
01:39 <Mort-> I was thinking of a remoraz from forgotten realms
01:48 <Mort-> Not sure how many legs they have
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02:31 <Steven> Lady bugs
02:52 <Steven> butterflies
03:08 <Mort-> Cool
03:08 <Mort-> Oh
03:08 <Steven> catapillers
03:08 <Mort-> That's awesome
03:08 <Steven> need anymore?
03:08 <Mort-> The butterfly thing
03:09 <Mort-> Yes please
03:39 <Mort-> A few mythical things would be nice
03:41 <Steven> dragon flies
03:52 <Steven> um mythical?
03:52 <Mort-> Ew.
03:53 <Mort-> Yeah
04:01 <Steven> hmmmm
04:28 <Mort-> I also considered giving the Chinese dragon more legs
04:28 <Mort-> Would it be odd?
04:34 <Mort-> No one really knows how many those have anyway :d
04:36 <Steven> yes it would be
04:41 <Steven> um they have 4
04:43 <Mort-> Daym
04:53 <Mort-> I know. But in pictures you don't see it
04:54 <Steven> Centaur
05:14 <Mort-> Because they are riding clouds
05:54 <Mort-> Preying mantis?
05:54 <Mort-> But not so pretty
07:09 <Steven> i dunno, mythical creatures are hard
07:13 <Steven> not many pretty ones with lots of legs
07:13 <Mort-> Butterfly would suit my purposes fine anyway
07:13 <Mort-> But need to caterpillar first
09:04 <Steven> AH crap
09:25 <Steven> i guess we are out of coffee
11:09 <Steven> Once again im denied my choice.
11:13 <Steven> oce around the stump, then twice across the ceiling,
11:20 <Steven> now eight times over miss october is out for me
11:29 <Steven> believe me when i tell you shes all about destruction
11:35 <Steven> its just about enought o make a grown man cry
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20:13 <Mort-> Sometimes i feel like I'm trying to direct an ochestra without learning the instruments
23:45 <Steven> cool
23:50 <Steven> service shutdown
23:58 <Steven> for ChanOP
29:02 <Mekkis> is that cool?
30:23 <Steven> i dunno
31:10 <Mort-> Hi mekkis
31:17 <Mekkis> hi.
31:25 <Mekkis> what happened to the DMs...
32:27 <Steven> mekkis what you talkin bout homie?
33:14 <Mort-> Dms?
34:08 <Mekkis> I don't know
34:29 <Mekkis> it seems like the attitude players have towards their DM has changed a lot
34:44 <Steven> hows that man?
34:55 <Steven> want to borrow some lye, shovel, and shotgun?
35:41 <Mekkis> I mean, if you're confronted with an encounter with horrible odds, you should be going "oh shit", rather than "$DM is unfair"
36:12 <Steven> in PFS?
36:19 <N2H4> sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner.
36:28 <N2H4> Sometimes I feel like my only friend is the city I live in..
36:38 <Mekkis> anywhere
36:46 <Steven> meh... i dunno
37:04 * Steven points at a DM down at the shop named Bobby.
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37:41 <Steven> bobby really does like to kill people for no other reason then to get himself a body count.
37:50 <Mort-> Does it happen in rl too?
38:21 <Steven> who knows, he is kinda wierd
38:26 <Mekkis> in person, it's rare to see a DM be attacked by the players who've pirated the mod and criticised for how they ran the scenario...
38:52 <Mekkis> but we do get players who complain about encounters being unwinnable
40:03 <Steven> i dont know if you were here for my story about the cavalier on the carosel, but bobby set that thing up to be unwinnable
40:48 <Mekkis> unwinnable, or really hard?
41:00 <Steven> and then got pissy when we smashed the controls to the carosel and made the fight challenging
41:03 <Steven> Unwinnable
41:29 <Steven> Stoneskin, haste, protections, and dominate person as a swift action...
41:30 <Mekkis> I get the impression that at your store there's been considerable oneupmanship between the players and the DM
41:44 <Steven> this was a homebrew
41:53 <Steven> at my buddy walters house
41:53 <Mekkis> and...?
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42:18 <Steven> but the fight was seriously unwinnable until we smashed it, and then it was just difficult as hell
42:31 <Steven> dimension door was seriously our friend.
42:47 <Steven> but yeah, ide say theres a big thing of oneupmanship down at the shop
43:34 <Steven> I just come in and run scenarios how they are written and man people meta game so bad
45:11 <Steven> alright, going to the store, need coffee around here i guess.
45:31 * Steven grumbles about how he is fetching coffee even though he doesnt drink it.
50:15 <Mort-> Uh song lyrics?
52:50 <Mekkis> I want to play in a REL competitive event
52:56 <Mekkis> it's been too long
52:58 <Avatar> me too
53:00 <Avatar> what's that
53:12 <Mekkis> competitive magic
53:19 <Avatar> oh forget magic
53:39 <Avatar> pathfinder 4eva
53:52 <Mekkis> Avatar, I want to get my rules lawyering out of me
55:06 <Steven_> Well my subtle hustle smooth as mothers butter
00:04 <OsterGuard-> Hey
00:09 <OsterGuard-> Anyone here?
00:50 <OsterGuard-> :(
01:10 <OsterGuard-> This makes me a sad Oster
01:21 <OsterGuard-> Not even Mort-?
01:40 <OsterGuard-> You're ALWAYS here
02:55 <OsterGuard-> Mort-: Talk to meeeee
03:12 * Steven_ rolls stealth
04:05 <OsterGuard-> Sweet
04:10 <OsterGuard-> Someone's here
04:12 <OsterGuard-> :p
04:18 <Mekkis> Steven, one thing that judging teaches you is how easy it is to get your opponent in a bad position
04:19 <OsterGuard-> Sup?
05:22 * Steven_ totaly succeeds
05:41 <OsterGuard-> Haha
06:05 <OsterGuard-> There's a guy on Reddit drawing people's characters
06:18 <OsterGuard-> So I described Pallassa
06:24 <OsterGuard-> Hope he does mine
08:09 * Steven_ hopes mort gets back soon to distract oster
08:38 <OsterGuard-> Meanie
11:25 <OsterGuard> Oops
11:34 <OsterGuard> Got disconnected there
12:52 <Steven> i played in the grand prix trail up in spokane last time
13:04 <Steven> trial even
13:54 * OsterGuard cries 
13:55 * Steven_ restealthed while you were away.
14:17 * OsterGuard pulls out a razor
14:26 * OsterGuard looks around
14:47 <OsterGuard> !roll 1d20+3 perception
14:47 <dicebot> OsterGuard, perception: [1d20=4] 7
15:07 * OsterGuard doesn't see anyone around
15:23 * OsterGuard puts the razor to his wrist
15:37 * OsterGuard starts to sweat
15:44 * OsterGuard slowly draws
16:01 * OsterGuard slowly draws the razor along his wrist
16:21 * OsterGuard cries out in pain as he cuts a little too deep
17:45 <Steven> so, im evil
17:54 <Steven> i went and got coffee cause sam was buggin me about it
17:58 <Steven> and i picked up ONE donut
17:59 <OsterGuard> I'm tempted to quit my job so I can actually play some games
18:03 <Steven> and i just ate it infront of her
18:18 <OsterGuard> I have basketball on Saturday and work on Sunday, so it's hard
18:31 * Steven_ has watched another person commit suicide
19:06 <Mekkis> how evil were you at the GPT?
19:16 <OsterGuard> Oh
19:18 <OsterGuard> Okayyyy
19:50 <OsterGuard> I have a friend who cuts herself
19:59 <OsterGuard> But that's not nearly as bad
20:01 <OsterGuard> Jesus
20:11 <OsterGuard> You're not joking, are you?
20:16 <Steven> not so much
20:21 <Steven> went 40% win
22:27 <Steven> they have another one going on the 20th of this month, but i wont be attending
22:40 <Mekkis> how many game losses did your opponents receive?
23:34 * Steven_ Does not joke.
23:36 <OsterGuard> You there?
23:41 <Steven> all the games i lost went to third
23:52 <OsterGuard> Fuck
24:05 <OsterGuard> I'm really sorry, mate.
24:06 <Mekkis> so what that's saying is 
24:07 <Steven> i didnt do terrible
24:12 <Mekkis> you weren't calling the judge over enough
24:30 <Steven> oh they called the judges over plenty of times
24:36 <Steven> but i know my magic rules
24:41 * Steven_ was totaly joking
24:51 <Mekkis> really?
25:03 <Steven> okay.... mort where ya at
25:06 <Steven> yeah, i make sure i know what im doing with a deck before i play it
25:10 <OsterGuard> Bastard
25:10 <Steven> you need to come talk to osterguard
25:27 <Steven> because i cannot pay attention to them right now
25:30 <OsterGuard> I have class now so I might not be able to
25:36 <Steven> I am being talked at by sam
25:36 <Mekkis> ok, so I go: turn 1 land, glistener elf
25:56 <Mekkis> turn 2, land
25:59 <OsterGuard> Sam?
25:59 <Mekkis> tap both lands
26:08 <Mekkis> play another glistener elf
26:20 <Steven> and i punch you in the face for playing infect
26:25 <Mekkis> then cast unholy strength on the first elf
26:29 <Mekkis> then attack
26:29 <Mekkis> ok
26:37 <Steven> My warden.
26:43 <Mekkis> so you've committed unsporting conduct (Major) and get DQed
26:55 <Steven> i feel a judge would side with me
26:59 <Steven> lol
27:02 <OsterGuard> A prisoner, eh? :p
27:05 <Mekkis> but in those two turns, have I committed any infractions?
27:07 <Steven> no...
27:15 <Steven> i just like giving her crap
27:20 <Steven> cause shes looking over my shoulder
27:20 <OsterGuard> Haha
27:32 <OsterGuard> Hi there Sam :)
27:34 <Mort-> What's the glisterner elf thing
27:48 <Mekkis> G to cast, 1/1 infect
27:53 <Steven> she says hi
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28:04 <Steven> there was more to it, but i paraphrased
28:07 <Steven> i dunno, i dont know what lands you have
28:14 <Mekkis> forest, then swamp
28:22 <Steven> format?
28:27 <Mekkis> modern
28:38 <Steven> ugh modern... i already dont like this
28:41 <Mekkis> well
28:44 <OsterGuard> Right
28:46 <Mekkis> the format doesn't matter
28:48 <OsterGuard> Well 
28:48 <OsterGuard> I better
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28:50 <OsterGuard> Go
28:52 <OsterGuard> Cya
28:53 <Mekkis> assume the deck is legal
29:03 <OsterGuard> And bye Sam :P
29:03 <Steven> okay assuming deck is legal for format
29:47 <Steven> yes, you commited an infraction by failure to pass priority after casting the glistener elf
30:12 <Steven> she says bye
30:26 <Steven> another after you failed to pass priority after casting unholy strength
30:32 <Mekkis> that's debatable, but if I was playing too fast, it'd still be OOS
30:39 <Mekkis> let's run turn 2 again
30:42 <Mekkis> Untap.
30:46 <Steven> and yet another when you failed to mention you were moving to combat
30:46 <Mekkis> Upkeep pass
31:00 <Mekkis> they're established shortcuts, not infractions
31:12 <Mekkis> Untap.
31:18 <Mekkis> so: the turn is.
31:21 <Mekkis> Untap. 
31:23 <Mekkis> Draw.
31:23 <Steven> agreed, but we going strictest sense of the game.
31:30 <Steven> untap upkeep draw
32:20 * Steven totaly feels like he is trolling
32:47 <Mekkis> so. comp rel tournament standard
33:06 <Steven> anyways...
33:11 <Mekkis> not "how long can we play while specifically announcing everything"
33:24 <Mekkis> Untap. Draw. Play swamp
33:29 <Mekkis> tap swamp and forest
33:36 <Mekkis> play glistener elf, OK?
33:39 <Steven> k
33:54 <Mekkis> play unholy strength on first elf.
33:57 <Mekkis> Combat?
34:01 <Steven> k
34:06 <Mekkis> attack with first elf
34:15 <Mekkis> so. Have I committed any infractions?
34:50 <Steven> None that would get you shit from any judge.
34:55 <Mort-> Do you guys actually have a deck in your hands
34:56 <Mort-> Ok
35:07 <Steven> no mort, we running through a turn 
35:21 <Mekkis> actually, if I was the judge, I would give a GRV
35:45 <Mekkis> for passing priority with mana in pool without announcing the contents of the mana pool.
37:39 <Steven> oh noes... passing priority with mana in pool! help no stop, yeah i dont do that anyways
37:56 <Steven> as each spell is cast i tap the mana for it
38:03 <Mekkis> true
38:05 <Mekkis> but it happens
38:06 * Mort- scratches her head and gives up
38:09 <Mort-> Mek
38:12 <Mekkis> and that's an infraction
38:14 <Steven> no need to show them i plan on casting soemthing else after this spell
38:23 <Mort-> If i played magic with you judging
38:32 <Mort-> I bet i would get the boot so fast
38:33 <Steven> expecially with the counter magic going on these days
38:37 <Mekkis> better to show that you're tapped out so they try to mana leak it?
38:44 <Mort-> id just say tap whatever summon whatever
38:48 <Mekkis> then you say "HA, I have 3 mana in pool!"
39:13 <Steven> that would get you a GRV
39:17 <Mekkis> indeed
39:32 <Mort-> Why must you annouce your mana
39:40 <Steven> book keeping basically mort
39:41 <Mekkis> Mort-, to prevent the above scenario
39:42 <Mort-> can't anyone just count your lands?
40:01 <Mort-> Id have done what you did
40:07 <Mort-> I come from a simple world
40:25 <Steven> my favorite situation
40:46 <Steven> was running a char belcher deck that was modded heavily
41:00 <Mekkis> I have one of them in legacy
41:08 <Steven> and somebody mana leaked my char belcher
41:20 <Steven> dropped 3 simics and the guy scooped
41:36 <Mekkis> how did you manage that?
41:51 <Mekkis> I'm assuming it isn't the legacy version of belcher
42:04 <Steven> it was casual at a shop
42:42 <Steven> I pretty much have stopped going to tournaments.
42:56 <Steven> people are getting crazy over the whole calling a judge over.
43:24 <N2H4> Hi, Oster.
43:54 <Mekkis> ever had someone go "Judge, I'm doing something really tricky. Could you observe this match while I do it?"
44:09 <Steven> yeah.
44:18 <Steven> and then they did it and the judge said it wasnt legal
45:28 <Mekkis> heh
45:37 <Steven> the guy was really cool
45:48 <Steven> he dropped out of the tourny as it was how he had won his previous games
46:03 <Steven> there was a girl that came to a tourny
46:09 <Steven> and she would win the first game
46:17 <Mekkis> about 10% of our attendees are girls
46:35 <Steven> and then every round ask for a deck count of both her and her opponent
46:36 <Steven> and time out
47:15 <Steven> she eventually got a DQ for delaying the games
47:44 <Steven> we also have a guy named Creed, guy is a total tool
48:03 <Steven> he plays a deck we all call Blue Deck Times
48:17 <Steven> because his win condition is Karn and counter spells
48:41 <Steven> and prays he gets you to discard things that he can put onto the board at the start of the restart
48:50 <Steven> and exiles your land...
49:46 <Mekkis> I got a judge foil land tax and thawing glaciers last week
50:02 <Steven> every game he plays he times out before either of them can get 2 wins
50:07 <Steven> NIce
51:09 <Steven> my favorite player ive met though is a guy named Chris
51:17 <Steven> he always plays a blue white deck
51:29 <Steven> sometimes he throws in another color
51:34 <Steven> but it always has blue and white
52:16 <Mekkis> what generals do you use in EDH?
52:27 <Steven> Stonebrow Krosan Hero
52:32 <Steven> Kaervek
52:40 <Steven> Grand Arbiter
52:51 <Steven> Arcanis the omni
53:02 <Steven> Sapling of Colfenor
53:06 <Steven> Godo
53:25 <Steven> and im currently building an Uril the mist stalker
53:35 <Steven> and a Green White not token deck
53:41 <Mekkis> Uril?
53:51 <Mekkis> the "hi, you're dead" commander?
53:53 <Steven> I recently decomissioned my progenitus deck
54:08 <Steven> good ole mist stalker
54:57 <Steven> aparantly people really dont like it when you play a commander that has protection from everything (talking abut progenitus)
55:45 <Steven> used the always fun, Knight of new Alara+rite of replication(kicked)+Progenitus
56:07 <Mekkis> rite of replication + anything wins games
56:18 <Steven> pretty much
56:34 <Steven> but yeah i figured a three turn kill counter with progy was too slow
56:57 <Steven> so i threw in the nights for a two turn
56:57 <Mekkis> I'm using horde of notions in my 5c deck
57:14 <Steven> and then right of rep because i got tired of waiting that long
57:15 <Mekkis> it's not a good deck, it doesn't try to be
57:30 <Steven> Theress a guy that has a Child of Alara deck
57:43 <Steven> it basically goes toss tons of creatures in my graveyard
58:06 <Steven> and now ill bring them all back out through boring means
58:52 <Steven> i countered that strat real fast with my Sapling of Colf deck, its got like 21 pieces of artifact/enchantment/creature kill
59:09 <Steven> and 12 pieces of graveyard hate
59:10 <Mekkis> you mean every EDH deck DOESN'T have tormod's crypt and relic of protogenius?
59:27 <Steven> most of mine have a relic of prog
59:53 <Steven> but it wasnt enough with his alara deck
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